I’m not convinced AI will end the world — but I am convinced one hotel shaving kit almost ended me. Plus: improv, judgment, pigeons, and how falling from grace is just bad PR.

AI Won’t Kill Us, But That Razor Might

From Oasis nostalgia to yelling at yourself for better fitness — this week, The Expat Brat breaks down why the past won’t save you, but pronouns just might

Talk Sh*t, Get Fit: The Self-Talk Episode

Is the 5AM Club just hustle culture in a hoodie? I dig into the science, the smugness, and why you don’t need sunrise to succeed.

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Rise and Whine

Salman soliloquizes on the Pakistan and India almost war in May 2025

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Brat Diary: May 12, 2025

Salman soliloquizes on family genes, reevaluating stuff, and other nonsense.

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Brat Diary: March 6, 2025

Salman soliloquizes on the good things: Kiddo starting to speak and making people laugh!



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Brat Diary: Dec 26, 2024

Salman soliloquizes on the US Elections, Bad Bosses, and his 8th Grade English Teacher. 

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Brat Diary: Oct 31, 2024

Salman soliloquizes on his new Fridge, his kid talking, and the 'Yes And' improv philosophy. 

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Brat Diary: Oct 1, 2024

Salman soliloquizes on the P Diddy arrest and finding his wife the ultimate fridge.

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Sean Diddy Combs and the Celebrity Pass

Salman soliloquizes on the ABA and Autism Speaks controversies and other Bad Gigs.

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The Bad Gigs and the Bad Choices

Comedian and Theater Improviser, Salman Qureshi shares his outrageous takes on life, current news, sports and the showbiz life. An Eastern kid raised on Sesame Street, Salman shares his stories of life as a Third Culture Kid. 

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