Nonsensical Nonsense 104 The King is back!!

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Speaker: What's going on guys welcome to another episode of Shout out blacktop mojo nonsensical nonsense. Hopefully you guys had a good week. I'm good as always You guys aren't already good checks out on all social media and nonsensical nonsense. I

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Speaker: And if you're interested in any merch, we do have merch, shirts, hoodies, stickers, cuffs, all that jazz, T -Spring, www .tstspring .com backslash, nonsensical nonsense. Now that we got that bullshit out of the way, what's going on everybody? How you guys doing? Let's get the boys involved, shall we? Jeffrey will be joining us. Wait for it. There he is. How you doing, sir? Same old thing, they were late.

Speaker: Amen to that. Sorry, I'm a little uh right before the show started. I'll get into that as soon as we get Tony in here but. Alright. Tony up in here. Bring that milk in here right now. Bring your **** Cut your beard off your face. You keep **** with me. Bring that **** I wish you'd try to cut my ****. Those are fighting words, sir. What's going on with you, sir?

Speaker: I'm getting situated watching. I want to let you all know for those of us who are on HAPS.

Speaker: He used what we had as a service for his father that recently passed in about an hour and a half. And Bernie will be doing about an hour as well for the passing of the leader a couple of months ago. That's for those of us that know about everything. So that's the word right now, the biggest word to me outside of what we really got going on. WrestleMania is on, I did watch the Hall of Fame last night. The Undertaker stood up there for about an hour.

Speaker: I figured he would be I did not watch the WrestleMania Hall of Fame. I forgot all about it last night.

Speaker: But I was watching the... For good reason, you forgot all about it. Yeah, real good reason, real good reason, real good reason. Well, we'll touch on Friday or last night here in a second because that's actually something I want to get into as well. But no, we are a couple minutes late. I do apologize for that because as soon as I was getting ready to, I was just really good goose, so... Excuses and excuses, like you told Mike. Well, you're going to dig this, Tony, and I got to...

Speaker: Well, Chris, what did they say about excuses? Well, you guys are like assholes. Everybody's got one. Everybody's got one. They all stink like shit. You guys will appreciate this one, though. So I'm trying to compose myself. Take your time. OK, go ahead. I got a phone call right as I was getting ready to go live from my oldest daughter. And she got her letter of acceptance from C -TECH.

Speaker: Nursing program. So standing proud daddy moment here. So I got to try to confuse myself. Sorry. That's great. That means she can take care of you when you're old and friend. Oh, right. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: Like tomorrow. Yes. So I'm going to fall with that as well, Glick, if you don't mind. Today is officially one year since my oldest boy graduated college.

Speaker: Nice. So everybody out here who have kids that are going, you want to be there when they make it. You want to help them all the way through. And you're going to love to see what happens afterwards because you realize you raised somebody to be grown. And that is a blessing. No disrespect to anybody whose child did not make it because I'm one of them kids who did not graduate college. I joined the military. I didn't go to college.

Speaker: And I told him to go to college instead of going to the military, because I did not want his ass deployed. No, I had just yet. No, I had just yet. I fully agree with you there, Tony. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Because my thing is, I told him, I said that everything was a last resort for a lot of us economically. The military, when we were in versus the military now, I'm pretty sure it's two different worlds. Just like when I joined the military versus when my father joined the military, two different worlds. Absolutely. Joanne, how you doing, man? The work was going on.

Speaker: Do you remember, Tony, you've seen Full Metal Jacket? Of course, now I don't want to talk about it.

Speaker: But, drill sergeant's yelling directly at you. Yes, I did not miss this. I don't miss it. I don't miss it. But it was being phased out when I joined. So it still happened, but not as much. No, it's not always phased out from what I remember. It can still be just being hitched. What's going on, Joe? Thank you. We'll do it. I will definitely let her know. That's why we can deal with the talk. They just can't hit you.

Speaker: But honestly, a lot of people up in here, you need to realize it is a mental change. It is a very strong change. And I tell kids all the damn time, you better take your ass to school before you join the military. I don't give a damn. Go to college. Shut up. Go to college. Nobody goes to the military until they have to. Some want to, but for the most of us, when we have to, we do. And the military, you may not be ready for it. And I will throw this out there for everybody, military. Don't put it in their uniform unless you're ready to deploy. We're tired of that shit. We're tired of that shit.

Speaker: That goes with anything you do in life. If you don't get a job in McDonald's, don't put that uniform on unless you're ready to go to work. Play it simple. In life, in general. There are certain jobs in the military that you can get that pretty much will keep you from being deployed. Poor shit. But you're right. Of course, everybody will when I was there. I can point, but you're not going to be shot at. Well, let's put this one. Even finance was over there when I was there.

Speaker: That is a well -deserved point for you. I didn't think that. IT was over there. Civil Engineer was over there. Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Coast Guard, Civil Service, DOD, CIA, FBI. Everybody was there. I completely forgot about that.

Speaker: Exactly. Oh my god, if everybody's going, I'm not going. Don't put this shit on me. Well, I'll tell you what. If you do decide to join the military to get your mechanics degree as a mechanic, don't do it in the Army. Oh, I'm not going to do that right now. Because there is a position in the Army that is a, what is it? I can't remember what it's called, but it's basically a tire guy. You literally spend your entire military career changing tires.

Speaker: That is tire shop, Khushi, part of Khushi. But, however, and I will not dismiss you by saying that, if you are in aviation maintenance and you work tires, your ass going everywhere. Yeah, that's true. Your ass, and I'll tell you this is somebody who was still a civil service aircraft employee by the National Guard aircraft mechanic. You will always have a job as a mechanic.

Speaker: They want you to work what you are trained on. They don't really want to train you on anything else, even though they will. But damn it, if I'm not grateful for nothing, when I chose to be a mechanic, that's why I'm where I am today. I don't have a stable career. I thank God for that, honestly, because the job market sucks. And whoever doesn't think so got the hookup. And tell them I said so. I'm in your face. You got the hookup. I got the hookup, Tony. There you go. I got the hookup.

Speaker: You got the hookup. The job market sucks. I thank God for what I got. Thank God for what you got. Well, you know, that's the crazy thing here. It's like I, you know, I went in as a mechanic and, uh, it doesn't pay shit here. So, um, I got the hookup. Now contract is just keeping hormone now, just so you know.

Speaker: Just so you know. No, but I mean, I'm talking about, I'm talking about in Mexico. I believe you gotta go to where it's needed more than anything, not being funny. Right. Not being funny, but good Lord, it is serious out there. I'm telling y 'all, y 'all better man. What's up, Debbie? What's up, Chris? I'll be right back.

Speaker: You're good. But yeah, this is congratulations to your daughter. What's up? I'm so happy and proud of her. Eight strong years of college, honestly. Well, the good thing about Sea Tech is she's going to get an early jump on it. Got you. So she'll get, I think she was saying she'll get, by the time it's all said and done, she'll be ahead of the game as far as college goes. Facts.

Speaker: So, and she'll hopefully by next, not next, her senior year, she'll, cuz they'll help her get a job in the field that she wants to go in. So hopefully she'll get a job and she'll already start working and be somewhere that she can stay at while she goes to college. And then they'll help her with college and all that jazz. I'm so proud of her right now, I really am.

Speaker: Congratulations, bro. That is a success, no matter what the hell you go through. Your kids can make it. That is what the struggle is all about. Well, just like all parents, we all want better for our kids than we had. Absolutely.

Speaker: As much as possible. This last week I put in over 70 hours of work. And Wednesday, I'll tell you what, Wednesday, I've changed its name. Last Wednesday was, we were calling it Gray Wednesday.

Speaker: Because our our main worksheet went totally gray for the entire company for 45 minutes and we all freaked out because Over hours worth of work was lost and had to be redone and

Speaker: It was hell on earth. That was the longest 45 minutes of my work life ever. So we call it gray Wednesday time. Damn. Nice. Oh, it was, it was horrible. That's why I drank. On Wednesday show I was drinking, you know, Saturday.

Speaker: Why can't you drink today? Some kind of holy day in Mihiel? No, I'm ready. I'm ready. There you go. There you go. Still got plenty, but I already left. Get into it. I'm just finishing my energy drink because, you know, when you do 70 hours a week sitting in front of your fucking computer all day,

Speaker: I literally got done yesterday and I sat down on the couch for 30 seconds and started doing that. You put me in front of a goddamn, well I say you put me in front of a computer screen for an hour and I'm going to shoot myself. Meanwhile we do this for nine hours a week.

Speaker: I know when you get home you pass the fuck out. Yes, sir My work

Speaker: You know, being someone that's literally played in both worlds of blue and white color. White color is not as easy as it looks. I mean, I know you walk through the offices and you're like, it's mental. My brain is fried, which is why you guys get 400 fucking TikTok videos.

Speaker: after when I get done with work. You'll know when I'm done with work, you'll start getting TikTok videos. That's good. Yeah, no, the computer, the behind the scenes stuff that I do for this show, I totally understand the computer work. I hate computers. I hate doing computer work. I'm three episodes behind on posting right now, four episodes after tonight. But I was also kind of slacking around this week and, you know, I started to kind of... I was concerned about your company. I got that.

Speaker: Yeah. Well, my company is serious. I have, I have the prettiest company that I could ever want here right now. I do a company. She might come to the door and say hi to you guys. I don't know. Reach your hand in there. She's in the living room. She's in the living room. She's got, she's got, she's got, she's got WrestleMania. There you go. You want to say hi?

Speaker: I'm what? Top of my head is missing. Really? On our tablet. Is that better? Is that better, baby? All right.

Speaker: Yeah, so yeah, she's got she's got WrestleMania on out there on the on the big TV. Meanwhile, I've got WrestleMania on my my Samsung seven little so I can

Speaker: Phone to the TV and I have to I have to get into my wife's email to change the the card on the prime So I don't have time right now, but I have that app that I told you about Chris. Yeah Yeah, and I watched I watched the new season upload today Yeah, what? load

Speaker: When a guy dies, it gets uploaded into that virtual world. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah, not sure. Yeah. The season two just came out, and I burned through it in about, you know, the time. Well, I use that website on my Xbox, so I go watch movies and stuff all the time. But speaking of watching movies, yes, there was a distraction last night, but we watched... That's what I was saying.

Speaker: We watched, uh, Family Reunion, Medea's Family Reunion. Did you like it? And we watched Diary of a Mad Black Woman. God damn, man, I can't believe I slept on those movies for so long.

Speaker: they were so good movies the movies yeah send me a list on snapchat they were so good and that's in the diary of a mad black woman you did enjoy the jody and i both were sitting there going relatable relatable i feel that i feel that like

Speaker: Yeah, but that damn Medea, Tyler Perry, the characters that he plays as Medea and Joe, Uncle Joe, fucking killing me. Yes, he is. Just killing me. So he does, he does like the old school heady Murphy shit. Yeah. Yes. Okay, I can be done. But the fantastic movies, I can't believe I slept on Medea for so long. They were so good.

Speaker: And now I wanna watch all of them. Well, I started to watch, I started to watch Bubble. Well, Jody said Diary of the Mad Black Woman is her favorite one. So after we got done watching Family reunion last night, she was still wide awake, surprisingly. It was like, let's watch another one. I was like, all right, I'm down. So very good movies, very, very, very good movies. Well, I have a recommendation. I was surprised, I did not expect him to be that good. I have a recommendation of what not to watch.

Speaker: I started to watch Bubble, the new movie on Netflix, and it's got, it's got like Leslie Mann, it's got, what's that, the Keenan Peele guy? The bald guy that's the bald one? Yes, Keenan Peele, yeah. Yeah, okay, he's in it. There's a bunch of people in it. Fuck, man, I couldn't get past five to 10 minutes. Oh, Jesus. It just pissed me off.

Speaker: Well, then to bubble. Yeah, it was then today. If you get homes in Watson, the Wilferal one. Yes, I can't get into it. I've started to watch it earlier and I was just like, yeah, that's the one with him and Tom C. Right? Thomas E. Riley.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah, and I can't get into it. It's too goofy. It's too - Yeah, as much as I like - As much as I love Bill Farrell sometimes, and I love Tom C. Riley. The dude is hilarious, but it's like they're trying too hard, you know? It's like - Well, today we went to her niece's volleyball tournament, and them girls,

Speaker: are so damn talented. Her niece's team went, what, 4 -0 today, baby? Be right back. I think they went 4 -0 today. And the last team they played, we got there for the last game and a half. But the team that they played last was one of the top teams. And they just were

Speaker: 100 times better than them. It was insane like over how good the other team was overconfident.

Speaker: And I have no idea they know I think they just they were just that much better than them the second game because you know Volleyball is a dangerous sport for me Because we used to play during family unions and shit. Oh, yeah I'm not afraid to dive for that fucking ball into a concrete block. I've done it. Yeah, it's not fun, but I've done it I

Speaker: I love playing volleyball. I don't know a whole, whole lot about volleyball. And I didn't know what to expect today because this was like a big tournament type deal. So they were at the convention center. And they had four or three halls. And they just had volleyball. They'd have like 20 games going on at the same time or something in one area. And then you go to the next area. Right. But I got into it. Jody's sister was, you know,

Speaker: filling me in on what was going on. Yeah, I know a little bit about volleyball. So like you and me watching football together, like what's going on? Yeah, exactly. But I got into it, man. I really got into it and we had a lot of fun and the girls, they look great and they're moving on. They got

Speaker: day two of tournaments tomorrow. So hopefully they'll, they'll continue to rock it out. And her niece is really good. That girl is really good. So we did that today. And then of course I introduced Jodi to TJ's this morning. She, she didn't want to take on a barnyard Buster, which is, I told her, I was like, Hey, you don't want to mess with the BYB. That's the way I could, I could only, I only ate half of mine. So,

Speaker: She just got a little breakfast meal and she ate about half of hers. And then we came back and got some lunch and came home. And as you guys seen on Snapchat, it was so funny that we were just talking about Barry Gordy's Last Dragon. And I was scrolling through HBO, just looking for something to throw on when we got back home today. And there it was. And I was like, I know what we're doing. I love that damn movie. It's so cheesy and so corny, but that was one of my favorite damn movies.

Speaker: I still love that movie to this day. I haven't seen it for a couple of years. Stove stuff. Barry Gordy's Last Dragon.

Speaker: Oh, okay. Okay. It was just funny because we were just talking. Yeah. We were just talking about that movie last week and then it was on and it popped up on HBO max tonight or today when I was scrolling through. What up? I don't. Yeah. I'm not, uh, yeah. I don't like computers. Unfortunately I had to use the computer quite a bit, um, due to,

Speaker: The podcast. My apologies, y 'all. I'm contemplating when my wife gets back to upgrade my computer because as much as I love my little GB, I got to get one that's faster and more capacity. Thank you. Put that on me.

Speaker: Yeah, that's what I was told tonight Jody told me that I should get a upgrade my computer so Apparently I need to get started on my

Speaker: feetpick .com account so I can make money to go buy an upgraded computer. Well, I've went and priced. He's talking about his OnlyFans. No, I'm not going to do an OnlyFans. We actually had that discussion last night because I was like, because Austin was talking about band uniforms and how she wants to join cheerleading and all that. And I was like, God, now I'm starting OnlyFans. And the journey's like, well, I guess I'm going to start when I say, uh, oh, my goodies. Don't nobody get to see them except me.

Speaker: So then I said, there's a website out there for feet picks only. I was like, I'm going to start an account on there and just sell my feet pick. You know what? If chicks can do it, why can't dudes? That's my question. Well, everybody can do it on feet pick. No, but I'm saying it's like, if a chick starts an OnlyFans and she makes 100 grand, are you mad at her? No. OK, so why be mad at me if I do my feet picks?

Speaker: Yeah, I'm worried about the fans. There was a call for it. There was a call for it. I'd totally do it. You know somebody out there wants to see your hobbit ass feet. I don't know who. My wife don't know. Somebody. There's an ass for every seat. We've talked about that. We've had that discussion. There is an ass for every seat. You know, I was telling Jody. I was telling Jody last night. Last year, my brother -in -law and I said that we were going to start an OnlyFans page together.

Speaker: And it was just going to be us sitting there just eating and talking, just bullshitting. And she's like, you know, somebody would probably pay for that. And I said, absolutely. Two big ass bearded dudes just eating and bullshitting. Absolutely. A lot of little gay guys watching you, but who gives a fuck? Because their money just is green.

Speaker: I don't care. I don't know what the main event is. My brother is as gay as a $3 bill, but he's always got more money. Why he don't have to spend a dime on any women. Ha, I got you beat. And his boyfriend got just as much money as he do so they just buy their own shit.

Speaker: You know, my brother used to be my sister who was lesbian. Yeah, exactly. She's got the same problems. She's got to spend money on women. She kind of went the wrong way on that one, I got to say. He went the wrong way on that one.

Speaker: Yeah, he's married. He's been married, so he's good. Thank you, Cameron. I appreciate the compliment. Cameron said that we've upgraded night and day difference since episode 20. I couldn't make it through 20 minutes of that shit. Your audio has gotten so much better. Yeah, well, my audio has always been good. It's been Jeff that has slowly upgraded to better equipment. I don't know what the main event is. I want to see you saw Brock Lesnaroom and Raines.

Speaker: Yeah, I don't know if that's tonight or tomorrow night. You might be right, because right now, this is... He might be. Now it's happy Corbin. Talk to me in a what? I'm selling your feet pics. I'll tell you what, man. If somebody said I'd pay you X amount each month, I'd be into it. Oh yeah, it was terrible back in the day.

Speaker: Well, he was also on his boat, too. Yeah, I was on my phone, and I had shit internet connection when we started. And I literally have upgraded everything since then. Oh, hell no. No, ma 'am. I'll never have one.

Speaker: Hey, I would never even if I had an only fans page I would never do anything naked But that's the great thing about only fans now you can do anything on there You could do anything in the first place just with soul with the other stuff Night well for a while there. They did that you know we're gonna take the nudity off

Speaker: And then they were like, wait, that's 90 % of our business? Oh, never mind. Yeah. Well, apparently the owner's daughter had started an OnlyFans, and that's why he was like, oh, we're going to take this off. Well, yeah. But I mean, that was the same thing a few years back when Playboy was like, we're not doing nudity anymore. We're just going to be a magazine and have articles and stuff like that. And then their freaking sales and their stock and everything just went to the basement.

Speaker: And they're like, oh, maybe we should bring back the boobies. You know what, though? You know what, though? What's going on, James? From a business standpoint, that would have been the perfect time to buy stock.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, so that that could have been that could have been a like insider trading anything like hey Let's let's announce. We're gonna drop down the the nudity Let our stock drop down to as cheap as we can buy it as much as we want and then go Oh, yeah, we're bringing the nudity back and watch the stock just right now Helen. I won't be 100 % honest with you Playboy has some hella fight articles

Speaker: I did read. No, they really did. Actually, they actually had some really good articles. Playboy had more articles than pictures, but they had some damage. That house is a different story. Yes. I have, I have, um, I have a whole bunch of, uh, old school playboys and then like, uh, because I've been a wrestling fan forever when the divas were doing, I have a bunch of those playboys. I think I still have them. Um,

Speaker: But yeah, I mean, there's definitely more articles than anything else. Yeah, Mark still listens from time to time. We don't have Hatch yet, but I will get him a hat one day. Because Mark's been down since my periscope days. Mark's been down since when I first started to vape and chill. He's been through the Glick Show and now into nonsensical nonsense. So he will absolutely get a hat one day.

Speaker: What? The fork broke on my fish. This is a fucking bird. You're not supposed to bite the fork, Tony.

Speaker: Again, again. The show starts at eight o 'clock and he knows what time the show starts and he waits until eight o 'clock to stuff his face. I remember getting shit for that. I give him shit every time. He just don't give a fuck. He just does it.

Speaker: I learned that from you guys. But also, you didn't learn that from me? Oh wait, did I not give it a fuck? Did I not give it a fuck? Yeah, you did learn that from me. Thank you very much. I thought you were talking about eating out here. No, I jumped Jeff's ass one night because we start the podcast, and the microphone is right up against his mouth anyways, and he's like, I'm like, God damn, Jeffrey. No eating on the podcast. I was eating like tips and shit.

Speaker: Like rule number two do not eat on the podcast ever again Jeff eats like it like he looks fucking savage I Don't know we can ask Frenchy when she gets back

Speaker: Making a making a making a personal sex tape always sounds like fun and games

Speaker: But it never comes out see it. Yeah until you see it. It never comes out like it does in the movies You know you talk about the people are like always to make our own like you hear people talking always should make our own personal sex tapes, but I

Speaker: You forget, they've got professional sound guys, professional lighting crew. You got multiple camera men. Speaking of the sound guys and the camera guys. You want to see something funny? Go up one time. You know where to go? One time when you're bored, look up porn bloopers. Look up what? Oh my god, porn bloopers.

Speaker: No, you have to do it on a porn site, but you want to fucking hilarious. No, this is Somebody somebody left a DVD in we had lent out a DVD to somebody I was actually two DVDs in it

Speaker: And the second DVD was a porn. And it was like multiple different ones. But at the end, it had porn bloopers. They're actually pretty funny. He's powered away on this chick. He's powered away on this chick. And all of a sudden, he decides to shoot his load, but not in her. And it goes on a cameraman's face. And you see the other camera going, and him going, get it the fuck off! Get it the fuck off me! What the shit! I want to go outside.

Speaker: My wife and I quote the other porn blooper

Speaker: all the time. It's subtitled because it's like Japanese. It's like Japanese or something like that. And this dude is like they've picked up this chick off the street and he's going down and he whispers in her ear and then subtitled you have to read it. And he goes, your pussy's kind of stinky, huh? And I shit you not. She stops and Rob kicks his ass and then walks away.

Speaker: It was the funniest thing I've ever seen. She full -on fucking, uh, karate kids his ass. Well, and you said it, I didn't. That's not good. Uh, Helen, I believe it was. It was like literally like streaked across his face. You know, it was like, oh. That's supposed to be a fight. Yeah, exactly. That's supposed to be a fight. It was so fucked up. Those are on the job hazards.

Speaker: Yeah, which actually I know we're not gonna do it. We're not gonna do it now But that on the job hazards in which you said happened to that cameraman It had been a good segue an hour three for the top ten list that I have for you guys tonight. Oh nice. Oh

Speaker: It's not pornography related, Tony, calm down. Tony's like, she's going to take my pants off for this top 10. Are there going to be pictures? My son, when he turns into Jeff, mixed with Billy Bob Thornton's sling blade, Tony and Jeffrey Blader over here, it's like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. I.

Speaker: Ellen, keep telling everybody. You keep telling everybody. You're going to stop. Ellen, you're learning. You're teaching us more and more about you that you probably don't want us to know. That is so noted. That is so noted. Those aren't pillows.

Speaker: Actually James it's reverse the more pineapples you eat So I'm told I don't know Not that guy Oh My gosh Roman, uh Drew McIntyre versus Corbin King Corbin or whatever he is now. I

Speaker: Happy Corbin, whatever. Hey Chris, I got a question. Yeah. Yeah, what? Does her own drive a black and white or does she drive unmarked? Huh? Does she drive a black and white or does she drive unmarked? She drives a black and white SUV. Just check it. Yeah. For now, she's actually getting ready to get a little bit of a...

Speaker: It better be what you're asking, or otherwise, hey, I'm cooking a flight and coming down here and kicking your ass. No, the reason why I ask is, you know, it was never established. Yeah. No, she drives black and white, but she's actually getting ready to get a... I think it would be considered a promotion. I'm so happy for her. I'm so excited for her. She's about to get a sweet -ass new gig, and I cannot wait for her to start. Again, all my girls are doing good, man. I love it.

Speaker: Only you can do it. Me, I'm just here. I'm just here. I felt the same way the other day. I was talking to a client, and she was like, my kid, well, I was actually talking to a coworker on the phone, and my dogs started fighting with each other. You got a real woman. You don't have to worry about getting in her eyes. I'm just saying.

Speaker: I don't know. I don't know what the conversation in the chatters box is. All I, all I said, all I seen was be consider and avoid their eyes. So, I'm just assuming. I always try to be considerate. I do too. That's why I keep telling you to keep your eyes closed. Oh my gosh. Hey, by the way. I'll just say it. You know how to avoid the eyes? Take it in the throat. I'll tell you, I'll tell you what. Chris, when you get a chance. You ain't gonna get any eyes if you take it down your throat.

Speaker: Don't you should be familiar with that. We were talking about TV shows and stuff on Netflix and stuff. You and Jody need to check out that Bridgerton. I think you both get a kick out of it. Like, it's got something for everybody. It's decent. Yeah. It's England and like 1918 or some shit like that. You know, surprisingly. It's not, uh, it's pretty decent.

Speaker: Surprisingly lately, I have not been watching a lot of TV. I mean, I - You've been busy. You know, I've been door dashing a little bit more now that it's staying daylight longer. I've gotten door dashing a little bit more. I mean, I watch wrestling and then I'll try to squeeze in a movie here and there or, you know, like at the end of the night when I'm getting ready to relax, whenever I throw impractical jokers on while I'm making my lunch and stuff for work the next day and doing all that. Oh, she did it again.

Speaker: Don't let me forget I'm yelling at her when she comes back. I was supposed to be buying dinner tonight. We just got pizza. I remember those arguments. It's not really an argument. It's not really an argument as much as she says she's paying. And I'm like, no, I got this one. And she's like.

Speaker: Put your wallet away. Hell in hell. Yes, ma 'am. Yes, ma 'am. You have the gun. You have the gun. Until June, you have the gun legally. In June, now that's another story. Take 10 paces, turn around, and inquire. No, speaking of 10 paces, they do a duel. There's a badass duel in that Bridgerton. It's actually a really good show. And season two, I just finished season two.

Speaker: The whole thing's narrated by Julie Andrews. Mary Poppins her fucking self. But she's basically reading, there's a secretive person that's writing like a news bulletin about all the gossip. How the hell is Drew McIntyre going to destroy the ring on the second match of the fucking WrestleMania? I'm trying to see what happened.

Speaker: Just cut the damn ropes in half. This ain't a second match, is it? Nice. Yes. No, it's been over two hours. This motherfucker, Drew McIntyre, is a Scottish guy and he comes to the ring with this giant fucking Highlands broadsword. Just cut the goddamn ropes in half. It's been over two hours in change over here. Texas outbets Ohio when it comes up. Watch on TV. They're about to have the same exact laws, Joanne.

Speaker: So it's, yeah, but you know what? Texas is full of a bunch of pussies. Oh boy. And, and Ohio's about to go the way of the Florida. And what's the secondary part of the new gun law is uh, stand your ground. The motherfucker's about to get shot.

Speaker: I don't know. That's just what I was called. I don't know. It's a broadsword. It's a giant fucking sword. He's Scottish and he says it's his great -great -great -great grandfather, uncle, whatever. Does it look like he borrowed it from King Arthur? Yeah. Does it look like he borrowed it from King Arthur? That was a warrior and the sword's named after his mom. I don't know. I'm just telling you what the guy says. I have a machete above my door.

Speaker: and I only call it a machete because of fucking Danny Trejo. I really do have a machete above my bedroom door. Tony, you laugh. It's true. A machete. It's true. I actually got one. I don't know where that happened. It could be a nickname for a penis. I don't know. Maybe that's what he calls it. A giant Highland broadsword? He is Scottish. Maybe that's what he calls it. Joanne confirms the machete above my bedroom door.

Speaker: I showed Jody today. I still... Here's the thing, Tony. Tony, I seriously... Okay, above, behind you, Tony, you have that... That doorway behind you. Above your head. That... Chris' doorway does not look as wide as yours. And how his machete doesn't fall off and kill him when he closes his door, shocks the shit out of him. Dude, if I could turn my...

Speaker: Laptop around to show you guys here what I'll do just for you. I can't well No, I've got all I've got my mic connected to it and everything else Yeah When he first told me this story of having this machete above his door, I was like what happens if you close the door too hard And kill you know I just there it is

Speaker: All I see is a ghost on your wall. I see somebody's face on your wall. Yeah, you do. I see it too, Tony. I don't think so. That's your mama. That ghost on my wall. Oh, right here. Holy shit, that does look like a face on my wall. You got a stone trooper on your wall. You got Jesus Christ. You got to fucking spray pack that shit or something. That's cool. So I don't know how well this is going to come across on here.

Speaker: Yeah, I'll send it to you guys in our group chat as well

Speaker: so that's that's the thing like that's the thing if somebody ever broke into my house it was just winked at me um it's not super glued to the wall i promise you that i can go grab it right now um oh this is haps i won't get in trouble i was gonna it's like it might get banned on facebook yeah see well it says i got one here

Speaker: It just sits perfect up there, but that's the thing like I got nunchucks hanging on my doorknob, too So somebody ever broke into my house I don't know what would be scarier the fact that I have a gun or if I ran out my door in my boxers

Speaker: being as big and hairy as I am. With a machete. With a machete. You ain't got to carry him up. You got to walk off of him. Speaking of people. No nails. There's nothing up there. It's just city. You know the main guy from Sons of Anarchy. Yeah, Charlie Hunnam. Charlie Hunnam, yes. The guy who played Jack. Apparently.

Speaker: In LA, he uh, and this is an old story, but I saw a thing about it on, he was talking, he was doing an interview or something. But apparently, some guy went down to his backyard, and Hun went out there with him, went out there and he's like, hey, what the fuck? And the guy's like, oh, sorry, I'm just going through your yard. And he's like, it's fenced in, fucker, get out.

Speaker: And the guy wouldn't leave, so Tana went in, and the guy was like, hey, no, I'm good. And the guy realized who it was. He was like, oh, I'm good. I'm gone. Because of nursing son's energy, Jack's going to fuck around. No, he don't. You see the gentleman. Much okay.

Speaker: actually the gentleman on Netflix with uh uh what's his name uh and charlie honum and uh here you go there's my bedroom door chucks yeah ball bat machete you got a final destination bedroom all i got is zombie apocalypse fuck around and find out bedroom and i got my and i got my uh my other

Speaker: The other lady that keeps me company on my nightstand. Yeah. Tell me you're crazy. I'm reading your comments. Miss Smith and Wesson. The twins. Yeah. I don't have twins yet. The twins will come one day. Now that we got that new law going into act, I will get my twin 40s, and I'll carry a boat walking around like a modern day Wyatt fucking Herb. No. You're Smith and Wesson. What is it?

Speaker: Yeah, Smith on the right, Wesson on the left. What caliber? Well, the one I have right now is a nine. The twins I want to get are 40. There it is. That is sick. It is, right? I want to get me. That's a what? I actually used to have a set of. Not to mention, I've got these guys, too, just in case. We got to go hand to hand.

Speaker: I have far too many weapons just laying around in my bedroom Yeah, I gave Jody a knife this weekend When she got here yesterday, she was saying she wanted a new knife to carry at work So I was like I got one still in the box brand new and it's an amazing knife It's got the window punch on it the seat belt cutter. It's even got a little LED light on it and

Speaker: at first she wouldn't take it and i'm like look i have the exact knife that i've used for five years and the blade i've never sharpened it once and it's still sharp as shit and then i've got these two knives here as well i was like i'm trust me i'm good if you take this i told you i was gonna give it to you let's see i uh i actually made

Speaker: I have had nunchucks, I have had since I, yeah, I've had, I've had that set of nunchucks since I was nine, Joe. That's my wooden set. And I have to make these like a couple more because mine sold. Like within 45 minutes, I'm finishing the fifth one. People bought them from me. Your nunchucks? No, knives. Oh, knives. I hand make them. I actually know how to use them too. I'm not very, I'm not like Bruce Lee with them, but I can, I can function with them.

Speaker: Helen, you crazy. Yeah, I have a weird, I don't know why my bedroom's set up the way it is. But it is. I do? You know, zombie apocalypse ever breaks out. It's on. Absolutely. Okay. Everybody laughs at the redneck until the zombie apocalypse breaks out. Exactly. And then everybody wants their own personal Daryl Dixon. People, people always, like, I was teaching the kids the other day how to do, you know,

Speaker: Create your own fire without matches or a lighter. And there's several ways to do it. And one of the newest ways I found is actually really fucking mind -blowing on how easy it is. You actually take some rust and put it in a cotton ball. Unroll the cotton ball. Throw it full of rust like they shave off your truck.

Speaker: roll it back up and put it in. Yeah, especially if you have a Chevy. Ford actually works better because it's more rough. That was just a shot at Jeff. You actually take a small log, only about four inches long, and you split it so it's as flat as you can be, and you rub it back and forth, and that fucker will heat up and start burning. Wow. That's insane. It blew my mind when I learned that.

Speaker: So I test it out. So you take the rust, you open up the cotton ball. Okay, so first thing you do is you take a log, you know, that's like, you know. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And you cut it so it's flat, so it's got two handles and they rub together. And you take a cotton ball and you put it in between. But in the cotton ball, you've unrolled it and filled it with rust, but like rust powder. Roll it back up, put it between to do this.

Speaker: Gotcha. Hold two goes there, friend or foe. For for like a minute, less than a minute, get warm and start smoking. And then all you have to do is blow on that shit nose to turn into a flame. We all know you can blow.

Speaker: Not good enough. It's the reason you're an ex. But I was teaching the kids, I said, you know, if you're ever out in the middle of fuck nowhere and you're freezing your dick off, this is what you can do. I taught them how to make a one match fire and all that shit because they don't really have a Boy Scouts here that's worth a damn. So I just kind of teach them everything that I know in my spare time.

Speaker: Yes, it is. I just... I just... Hold on a second. Chris is in trouble. Chris, you didn't buy it. Yeah. Back in, Joni!

Speaker: Yeah. Smack it! Yeah. Throw a kick, drop kick his ass. I only kind of hear you assholes in my ear, but I walk out in the living room and she don't have her Bluetooth hooked up to her tablet so I can hear you guys on the ear. I was like, what the fuck are they at? They're in my ear, but they're out in the living room. No, I thought I heard her come in the door. So I was like, wait a minute, she didn't come in and said anything, and I could have sworn my door opened. And I thought I went in the door. No, the pizza shop, dude, it's a pizza shop that I ordered beer from.

Speaker: That's right across the street from the gas station I go to. Across the street, yeah. Well, actually, they're down. They're like a block down from the gas station now. Yeah, no, she was going to go pick up pizza and stop at the gas station and get her a pop or something. Hey, Kevin wants to know if Cash is there. Cash is not here this weekend. That's why he saw it. He is. Yeah, because he wants to eventually get where he can play with Cash on Fortnite. Oh, what does he play on?

Speaker: I'll send you I'll send you my fortnight name and then he can you guys can can add me and I'll let

Speaker: Yeah, we play Black Ops together, but it's different because it's your it's your Fortnite, whatever account name. So, yes. And I'll sign on and because I don't I don't understand it is. Yeah, it is cross platform. So I might be able to give you just my Xbox name and you can search. So, but yeah, we'll get them added and I'll let I'll let I'll let Cash know that it's it's Kevin. And then they can because cash has just started getting back into it.

Speaker: The first time Jody came up, she bought him an Xbox gift card. She bought him an Xbox gift card, so he bought V -Bucks with it so he could buy skins, whatever it is. But none of the skins that are out right now suck, so he's saving his V -Bucks until they have better skins. I agree, 100%. You need to create a Will Smith spin, then it's a special move, a smack in the face.

Speaker: I'll tell you what, last week I was chatting with one of the girls that I work with and she's kind of like my go -between between processing and the client. It's the weird system. Anyways, she says, I might get fired because I'm about to slap somebody. I says, yeah, go over there. We'll Smith them.

Speaker: I actually did quite a bit of work this week at work. Well, I got a ton done. But it was just, it felt like I was putting on more fires. Yeah. Friday, I broke a cardinal ruling and got into a plumbing issue. Because we have a rule on Fridays. We have a rule on Fridays at work.

Speaker: Don't touch it. Don't look at it. Don't even believe it exists. It's Friday. Yep. And most importantly, don't touch anything plumbing. Yeah, no shit. I tore our sink apart Friday morning. Yeah, that'll do it. Who goes there for the airport?

Speaker: Plumbing is one of those things. I did plumbing repair. She said, she said, friend. Who the fuck do you think it is, motherfucker? But I did plumbing repair for a long time when I was 14. Well, I do it all, so. And no two jobs are the same. You have the exact same problem.

Speaker: Two different things. One will go smooth as silk, and the other will just be hell on earth. Exactly. You know the guy who sees the Young Justice on HBO Max, right? I saw that. Oh, really? Who sees the Young Justice on HBO Max? I was waiting on that. I'm waiting on a couple of shows to come out. Have you seen, Tony, have you seen Cobra Kai yet? No.

Speaker: That's a lot of hours at once it is That's the problem because I can't bend your show back to back to back to back to back like that. I watched the first film By episode six, I had to get the hell up and just walk around Jesus Christ Similar to it was a

Speaker: What's his name? The guy from Lost, Sawyer? Yes. He was in, and it was like aliens had taken over. I can't remember what it was. And they cancelled the show. It was fucking amazing. One second. Are you reading? Are you reading? He's in living room. I can't even. Oh. How you doing? Yeah.

Speaker: Maybe later. No, no, no, I'm going to be a professional. And when we go on break here in a minute, I'm going to go grab me a couple slices of pizza and then I'm going to eat them. And then when we come back from break, I'll be done eating. Yeah. I see. That's how I killed a several tacos before we started. Isn't it? Aren't those chips?

Speaker: those are Takis those are Takis they look like Takis but they're about you know they're real bigger they're real bigger I speak properly all week this is the one time I'm allowed to say whatever I want

Speaker: We had that conversation today, too. We had that conversation today, too, because Jody's still trying to learn her way around. So she's reading the signs on the freeway. And she's like, oh, Newark. And I said, it's Newark. And she's like, what? I said, it's Newark.

Speaker: She's like, no, it's nerd. No, it's nerd. I got it. It's N -E -R -K, nerd. I properly pronounce every syllable or whatever. Every letter. Sorry, I'm sorry. The W is silent. There is no W. It's N -E -R -K, nerd.

Speaker: Nerk, aha! I said get your inner hillbilly, let your inner hillbilly out, let it out, and say it with me now. Nerk. It was funny. Oh, I might get in trouble for this. Actually, I won't say anything because I might get in trouble. It's going to be all your fault. It's going to be all your fault.

Speaker: Well, I do the same thing. I do the same thing when I go somewhere new. I do the same thing trying to figure out the proper pronunciations of towns and stuff. And she was reading Kishoctin, and she was trying to figure it out. And she was actually really close. And then I told her what it was. And then when we were going to Clovis, she was like, I wish I knew what she said. It was so fucking cute, what she called Patasca. I loved it. But I said, Patalaska?

Speaker: because we call Pataskalo Patalaska. Because that's how it looks like it's spelled. My wife. But I do the same thing and I know I fuck up names when I go down to Southern Ohio or up to Northern Ohio. I fuck up names all the time. My wife does the cutest thing because English is her second language. But for the longest time I did not correct her because I thought it was the cutest thing. But then I thought I should probably correct her. She used to say it's admirable.

Speaker: Adorable. I like Adorable.

Speaker: Adorable. I like admirable. You know, I was like, that's the cutest thing ever. I do. I do. So now she'll say it properly, and she'll go, oh, that's adorable. I mean, you mean admirable? She's like, shut up. It's not funny. It is the cutest fucking thing. It is the cutest fucking thing ever. And I'll literally, she'll say it correctly, and then I'll say admirable. And then she goes, so it's admirable? I said, no, it's adorable. She's like, admirable? Adorable. I said, it's admirable. Hey, Jill. And I will fuck with her back and forth. Yeah.

Speaker: she will literally forget the correct i'm not even because i fucked with her enough it's the funniest cute thing oh yeah i'm not eating i'm drinking go to break we gotta go every saturday yeah go to break i got a good list i gotta i got a bunch of backups

Speaker: Oh, I'm sorry. Did you two assholes get promoted to host and nobody told me? Yes. Hey, you said this was ours, goddamn it. You watched the timeframe. I am watching the timeframe and we got a little bit of a late start. So I'm already on top of it. I'm actually looking for a song right now. I have to actually figure out. I literally just when I created my list, I literally, while we were on break on Wednesday,

Speaker: I threw out 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 10 of them. So I am 100 % prepared. And I got to figure out what I want from my starting. I'm just waiting to hear what it is. I'm doing y 'all a favor. I forgot. I wish I could say I had a list.

Speaker: But this is going to be easy. This is easy. This is easy. This is going to be easy, actually. Actually, I have two. I have two for my list. And I think one is trade magic. But we do have to find out while you're doing it. Yes. Before we actually do our list, we have to find out who won last week. Yes, we do. And I have the numbers for the chatters box and for ours.

Speaker: Here we go, I found a song. Can I turn that on? So yeah, I've got all that. I did get my top 10 list. You know, I was... You know, things happen. I would much rather take as much time as I can to spend time cuddling and all that. I get it, I get it. So I got a little bit later, start plus, we both kind of dozed off on the couch when we got back this afternoon, so. Yeah, is that what you called what?

Speaker: I think that's what everybody would call it. We were literally asleep. I don't know any other definition of being asleep other than being asleep. Let me get this thing. So you've gone how long since you've seen your woman and you slept?

Speaker: shame why shame because you slept jeff as opposed to jeff is exhausting there's more there's more to a relationship than just that is very no no no i love crawling up my wife watching the movie testing out whatever however my wife has been gone for well three weeks now and when she gets home

Speaker: Nothing is safe. Yeah, she's gonna get the most the worst 30 seconds of her life I said her life I said her life take a nap and everything's gonna go back to normal as if she wasn't gone for a month Yeah, maybe

Speaker: Not everything has to revolve around six. Nobody said that none of that has happened this weekend. I'm just saying that Jody and I are perfectly happy and content just being each other's presence. Are you still on that stage where you can't keep your hands off each other though?

Speaker: I can't keep my hands off of her. She gets, she gets mad at me a lot, but I'm very affectionate. I'm a very affectionate person and she's not used to that. I'll be a pussy. I'll be a pussy all day long. I bet you won't, I bet you, I bet 99 % of you motherfuckers out there on the street won't step up to me, look me in the eye and tell me I'm a pussy.

Speaker: I rock their **** especially your milk done. Look at that. I'm about to get all up in your **** We're going to look at you. We're going to look at you. We're going to be like, pussy. I'm going to be like, hey,

Speaker: I will let her down. I will let her down. When Tony calls me a pussy at the wedding, I hit you with the stunner just so you know.

Speaker: what we're gonna do we're gonna have so many audience object and then Tony and I are gonna have to excuse us we're gonna have to just jump outside well just shoot him right there with a cap gun the Joker bang gun continue somebody move into RKO just see me jump up out of a pew and

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: I know I know I'm a little he's he's looked up with my moves. Helen, I don't show all my moves. Yeah. But with that being said, let's go ahead and take a real quick break. We'll come back. We'll announce this week's winners. I will also get into this week's starting five. Pick. You know, I'm seriously rolling. Why are you rolling your eyes? What did we do now? Well, in the meantime, I got you cut.

Speaker: But we'll take a break real quick. We got a little Black Top Mojo for you guys. This is one of their newer songs. Seems to be a kind of a favorite amongst us. If you guys don't know who Black Top Mojo is, do yourselves a favor and check them out anywhere you stream music and on all social media. And if you do know who Black Top Mojo is, do a friend of a favor that may not know about them and tell them about those guys because I'll say it every week. They're the hardest working rock musicians in the damn business because they don't ever fucking stop.

Speaker: They are always pedal to the metal, man. But we'll be back here in just a few minutes. Enjoy a little blacktop mojo with Strike Me. It's a good hype song. WrestleMania weekend, so we gotta have hype music.

Speaker: I've seen the rainbow, I've seen the rain come. I've seen confusion in the isolation without hope, I've seen rain come. Oh, let the lightning strike me, and please don't ask me nicely. I know you wanna light up the sky.

Speaker: It's been so dark here lately, you might as well just take me, nobody's gonna wind up wide. I've seen good men come down, seen broken glass in the streets, I've seen the rain,

Speaker: I see a fire in the hills I see a wind feeling in me Oh, let the rain come Oh, let the lightning strike me And please don't ask me nicely I know you want to lie up the sky But it's been so dark you laid in your mind As well just take me Nobody's gonna wonder why Nobody's gonna wonder

Speaker: Don't let the lightning strike me, please Don't ask me nicely, I know You are the light of the sky This day I'm so cocky lately My mind is well dissected Nobody's gonna wonder why Nobody's gonna wonder why

Speaker: Oh, shit! I did it again! God damn, man! Welcome back to Nonsense -ical Nonsense, guys! You are enjoying the show so far. Calm down, Blacktop Mojo. I done yelled at you once tonight. Yep. My bad. I apologize for that. I was, uh, eating and... Hey! Baby!

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Speaker: You can also find our merch, yes we have merch, at teespring .com slash nonsensical nonsense podcast. You can support the show that way as well. That's a lot to say. I was going to say, is that everything? I'm not sure. It seems like it gets longer all the time.

Speaker: It really does. Before you all think I'm a lush, I put Coca -Cola in here, so I have to waste a glass, just put it in the bottle. Nice. And I put the coke in here, damn it. Nice. That's the way to do it. I was gonna mix my rum with my energy drink. Man, that tastes so nasty when you do that. We all know you're a lad. You've had Red Bull and vodka? Mm -hmm. You don't fuck around with that.

Speaker: I got you, Joanne. Hey, hey, hey, quick. Yeah. What the fuck you doing eating on the show, man? What's up with you, man? I'm not eating. What you doing, man? I'm not eating. I'm not eating. You sure? You sure? Texting your mom, leave me alone. You heard that, right? Texting my mom? Your response is going to come faster than that message. Keep it up. Hey, you know I got an arsenal. I ain't scared.

Speaker: You know I got a whole goddamn arsenal. I ain't worried. That's why you can't be crooked. Shut up. I ain't worried. The camera's cooking up. My bad. I hit it. No, I'm not actually eating on the show. I was actually running something out there. You came up in here, wiping off your beard. You're still picking the shit off your face. Fuck out of here. You was eating. Be a man about it. Yeah. Hold on. I was eating, but I wasn't eating on the show. I was eating during the break like I said I was going to do. You are perverted. I respect that.

Speaker: I don't get it. Let's speechless. Goddammit. I respect your perversion. Cheers. Oh, wait a, wait a, wait a goddamn minute. You had like that much in that bottom. You just poured the Coke. No, I wasn't in here. Public service. I'm not behaving right now.

Speaker: You gotta make specific.

Speaker: Just say something was covering Chris ears during that Oh trucker Why you are out there find your bottle of this, please This is one of the hardest things to find in the streets. I don't care what nobody says and send it to Tony. Yeah, please Got some motherfuckers is what you are

Speaker: You sound like that old -school PSA commercial where the dad finds out his son's smoking weed He's like he's like are you smoking weed? Where did you learn this from? I think it was weed. Maybe it might have been drug or alcohol. I don't know. Maybe you might have been punching women in the face I don't know it was something along those lines

Speaker: I was going to say, that escalated quickly from weed to alcohol to touching women in the face. And of old school PSAs, right? You know, weed is the gateway drug to terrible things, all right? Pins in your habits. Thank you, Debbie. Oof. Oh, I don't know, man. I don't make the rules. I'm just here to bend them. Bend them like Beckham.

Speaker: Don't hate the player, hate the game. Yeah, I don't know, man. You know, it is what it is. Do what you gotta do to survive in this. It's hard out there in them streets. I am $35 away from catching out with you. What the hell are you doing, Jeffery? You got a T -shirt for you over there? I was throwing my drink.

Speaker: Because I just kind of poured the rum directly into my coke and it didn't stir properly. So it was like, wow. I want everybody to take heat that I did eat before I drink, before you ever think I'm a drunk that I drink too much. I do. I eat more than I drink alcohol. I drink alcohol every night. I eat more. I've eaten a lot today.

Speaker: There's any more questions he's gonna send to me the hell's that red bitch

Speaker: Let's dive into this starting five shall we gentlemen

Speaker: Yeah, so I've never had Zima. It's nasty. I've only drank. It is nasty. I'm not big on hard alcohol. Skywalker? I'd rather drink that than Zima. I've always stuck to beer. Richard was good Richard.

Speaker: Alright, let's start with the starting five. Listen, now it's our winners and losers this week, boys. We need intro music for the starting five. For the championship, for the champion, and for the trash. I don't want you to see what's going on below my neck.

Speaker: So she fuckers are on to me. But in the CBC, the cheddar's box of champions, she's in the living room watching WrestleMania and watching us. But don't worry about what else I'm doing. I'm pre -gaming. Leave me alone.

Speaker: Hey, I'm going to the don't hey don't go don't go in with a loaded gun I did clarify. I got you, baby. You're frozen. I'll put it on me clarify. Hey, like I said, don't go into it. Don't go into a game Oh Here we go Grace before you do anything what hit

Speaker: shift and control and the windows button and B all at the same time. I am not hitting any of them goddamn buttons. No, no, no. Here's what it does. Here's what it does. It resets your graphics card so that it speeds up your laptop. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that in the middle. I'm not doing that in the middle of the show. Well, that's good for you. I do it and everything goes to hell. Probably. And then Tony's showing me for hitting buttons and

Speaker: What is it? Control alt what? It's shift control. Shift control windows button and be all the same time. I don't have a window, but yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. Helen, did I miss a spot apples? You do. No, I don't. Let me know. No, I got I got an HP.

Speaker: Send me your keyboard button. I don't have a Windows button. Send me a picture of your keyboard. No, I'm watching a wrestler. They got a - Damn! WrestleMania, if you're watching WrestleMania, you see the band up there? I'm kind of crunk. Reminds me of my college days. I'm going to send you some, Chris. Yeah, that's dope. I'm going to find it. Yo, don't send me the video because I didn't want -

Speaker: what's the first time i'm not going to watch it this no it's not a video i'll send you what you need to send god damn it you're fucking machete shit keeps showing up there's sensual friction on my keyboard okay why you don't so hold on sorry let's just do this he's gonna refresh the screen oh

Speaker: I have to look it up. I have to look it up for his computer, but they're almost... Tony said this as well, so you can see it. But it's a reset your graphics card thing. And it works, man. Let me tell you my shit. Your graphics card is what controls your screen. I just refer. Yeah, he is. Yeah, I saw that. Take him in and refresh, bro. He just did. That's the problem.

Speaker: Let's see if I can find it. So let me find the list. Start up. What? Ah! Yeah, see? No. Now, hold on. My shit's going to hell. I'll be right and drop everything. You can tell me to get it right, dawg. Exactly. Do it right. Get it right the first time.

Speaker: I said he'd come stay with you for the weekend. Hopefully that's better. Give it a minute. I gotta find that fucking video. Okay, there we go. Alright. No, my Wi -Fi actually just shut off and my laptop said I wasn't connected to my Wi -Fi. I had to turn my Wi -Fi off and reconnect, so hopefully we're back. Yeah.

Speaker: So let's go ahead and get started with the Chatterbox starting five list. We'll start with Brian. Brian had Daisy Fuentes, Jenny McCarthy, Katie Holmes, Nev Campbell, Vanity, and Holly Perry.

Speaker: Cameron had Candace Cameron, Alina Gomez, Jennifer Lawrence, and from a musical group. I think they're a country musical group. They're newer. Random Rick had Halle Berry, Nicole Eggert, Ella McPherson, and that chick. He had Kathy Ireland and Neil Long.

Speaker: Miss Jodie had George Clooney, Dwayne The Rock Johnson, Richard Gere, Elo Pujey, Mario Lopez, Patrick Swayze, and Sam from the Cam and Sam connection. She had Ryan Reynolds, Johnny Depp, Mark Wahlberg, Danny Worsnap, and Andy Biersack. I think I got those names right.

Speaker: and the votes came in the numbers were tallied not many i think i think it's just because this leaf was this monkey as far as our list go right this week uh oh boy it got better as far as my glitchiness goes um but um uh so not a whole lot of votes came in like normal for the chatter's box but sam pulled it off

Speaker: Rick had two, Jody had one, which brings me to another point, Jeffrey. Yeah. Your mom voted for. She actually voted for Jody. Jody said whatever. And Jody and I were talking and are you really out there giving

Speaker: But Jody and I were talking and we would like to know who it was on Jody's list that made your mom vote for her list. Probably George Clooney. He froze, but I would easily say it's probably George Clooney. I don't know what I was into. I would easily say it's probably George Clooney. It's Thursday. I doubt that. Thursday.

Speaker: Black on blonde, put the orange pool noodle out. So I'm actually doing some research on your laptop as on what the Windows button is. Windows button on HP. I used to do it.

Speaker: I already know what it is. I can fix it there. I can fix it, but if I fix it, it's going to drop me out for a minute, and I don't know if it's going to completely shut the podcast down. You got a minute. When it'll come back up. So I can fix it. No, it'll literally, when you reset the graphics card, you lose your screen for like two seconds, if that.

Speaker: And it's quick. It's actually really quick. Well, I know what I'm saying. I don't have a window button. But like I said, I can fix it. I just don't know if it's going to completely kill the entire podcast. And it'll take a minute or two. But I can fix it. How long is it going to take? How long is it going to take to do it? Just a couple of minutes. Let's go and shut it off. Because I should have done it before I started the podcast, which is what I was going to do. You'd probably have to restart your computer. Just refresh the page. Refresh the page. Who should be on the top row? He did.

Speaker: I've already done that. No, I need to restart my router. But like I said, with his Wi -Fi going out? No, I've only refreshed the page once. Oh. With his Wi -Fi going out, he needs to reset his router. And that would take too long, because it takes a good two to three minutes for the router to reset. He's refreshing now, Officer Moon. There he is. That looks better. Yeah.

Speaker: Let's go ahead. We'll hurry. Picture you've ever sent. What you could do is turn your camera off. Goddamn life, Jeffrey. Turn your camera off. Turn your camera off. Yeah. So it's better now, like I said. I don't have a window. I know. That's what I'm saying. We need to do some reading. I'll fix it. I'll fix it. But hopefully we don't drop the podcast. If we do, we'll just read it. But let me get this out real quick.

Speaker: Yeah, drop your camera down so that it's less work on your computer. So you just have audio. All right. Just don't hit that pink button. Is that any better? Yeah, you sound better. You still look good. I just turned my camera off. You can't even see me, peckerhead. You can take the mask off now. This is that type of shit why y 'all used to have to ride in the back of the bus, because you don't know when to stop talking. Really? Yeah, I said what I said.

Speaker: Tony have a Jeff side, but so does so do I

Speaker: I never understood that on the back of the bus because I always preferred the back of the bus. Yeah, I don't know either way. You guys can hear me clearly now. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: All right, let's get through the winners and losers and all that. And then I'll fix it and then we'll do the new draft. But like I said, if it drops out, I apologize. We'll come right back. But I know how to fix it. I already know how. So in the main event, starting five, Tony had Janet Jackson, miss Janet if you nasty. He had Vanessa Williams.

Speaker: Kim Fields, Christina Applegate, Shanice Wilson, and Tisha Campbell. Tisha Campbell, I had to look up, and I didn't put a name on this, but I looked it up. You're current champion, Jeffrey Head. Go ahead, Chris.

Speaker: Your current champion, Jeffrey had Christina Ricci, Danielle Fischl from Topanga from Boy Meets World. Yeah. What? Talking to - No, I was agreeing with you. All right. I can't do this. All right. I hope I don't fuck everything up. We'll get through this. You're good. Go with it. Go with it. You're good.

Speaker: I think he just walked off to fix it. I think there's a delay on his end. That's why he's gonna fix it. There's a delay doing Bluetooth, but other than that, he's good. That's the only thing I've seen. Yeah, like I'm, I'm not hearing glitches on his end. It wouldn't be a show if we didn't have technical difficulties on one note or another. Hey, get back over here.

Speaker: I take it I'm the rapper, right? That's a nice reference Man I'm so fucking beat

Speaker: Yeah, that's what he's doing. Yeah, don't let him lie to you folks Well, he didn't know that but he didn't drop the podcast it's still up the broadcast If you'd have dropped off move they're correct Right. Now if he pulls that I think he went to Siri says writer. Yeah When the router pulls gonna drop

Speaker: Yeah, unless it jumps back on real fast, which I don't see it happening, routers don't come back that fast. What's it like, when you pull the router and bring it back up, it takes at least a four minute. I understand what he was saying. Yeah, well, mine takes like three. So, and the whole time you're like, I'm trying to send an email. Yeah, is it two minutes? I think it wouldn't. It would be too long. Yeah, I think it'll drop. The drop is not a big deal. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, I need to make my staff when I get a ship around here. Right? Well, the problem with having staff, which is why we don't, is it costs money. So we just kind of figure it out as we go along. Well, some of us back each other up when we need these, so we ain't even about that much. Right. So you fix it? All right. Fuck your work. I think so. All right, we're back. We're back. It didn't shut down. You guys were able to keep talking and all that stuff? Yeah, you look amazing. Yeah, we just kind of kept going.

Speaker: We're talking about how the router would take probably too long and might drop. It's still off. No, you're fine. You're good at our ends. You're fine on this end. We're seeing you just fine. Yeah, we don't see no glitches or nothing. Just walk away? Yeah, you're good. Well, you guys are glitching on my end. That's what we're seeing. Oh, okay. I apologize for half of what I said.

Speaker: Yeah, you guys are glitching on mine. Hold on a second. I'm still technical difficulties. Welcome to nonsensical nonsense. Everybody wasn't fucking technical difficulties. We wouldn't have a goddamn show. I would say 20 % of our show is technical difficulties. It's not officially an episode until something's fine. Okay. I just had to, just had to wait for the, I just had to wait for the pocket or the router to kind of officially get back up to speed and get going.

Speaker: turn off my PlayStation was on for some reason, so I turned that off. That'll do it. So anyways, give me one second. Hello. Oh, OK. So yeah, so in the in the in the we'll give Tony a second. We'll kind of fill in the but in the chatters box. Congratulations to another first time champion with Sam.

Speaker: Her first time in, too, isn't it? It was her first time in, and she locked down a win. So shout out to Sam. Congrats for that, Sam. That's awesome. The Chatter's Box is a tough world to live in, because we have two two -time champions, Jody and Cam. And we've had some new names pop up in the last couple of weeks.

Speaker: Almost everybody has gotten a win. So you guys that are in here listening, if you'd like to get in this week, go ahead and jot down the podcast, email, and send us your list. Oh, no. They had until Wednesday, didn't they? Yeah, they had until Wednesday. Or they had until tonight. So we're probably not going to have a Chatter's Box of Championship. Wait. Or Chatter's Box. No, they have something like.

Speaker: Well, yeah, I mean tonight, tomorrow, we'll spend it out tomorrow. Yeah. All right. Cause this week was all fucked up and hopefully next week we'll get back on track. If there's not a chat chatters box, no biggie. We'll get back on track next week. So yeah, shout out to Sam. Congrats to Sam. Now Tony's back. Now I'm back. I think we're good. I think we're good. So let's go ahead and roll into our list. I'll go ahead and go ahead and jump over top of them again or jump, jump through them again real quick because I know we were having

Speaker: So Tony had Janet Jackson, Vanessa Williams, the actress slash singer, because there are two Vanessa Williams. Kim Fields, Christina Applegate, Shanice Wilson, and Tisha Campbell. Jeffrey, the current reigning champion, had Christina Ricci, Danielle Fischel, who is Topanga from Boy Meets World.

Speaker: Uh, Jennifer Gray from Dirty Dancing, Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash, and, uh, Lisa Bonet. No. Stacey Dash is still a good two, by the way. She's gorgeous. Yeah, but she's back to crazy, unfortunately. Hey, I'll deal with it. She is a...

Speaker: I'm done dealing with crazy. I am so, I am so, I am so thankful in my, in my world. I have hot, sexy, no crazy now in my current girlfriend. No, I don't think it, I don't think it exists. I don't think it exists. And then I had in my starting five, I had Danica McKeller, uh, AKA Winnie Cooper. Yep.

Speaker: I think every teenage boy or every boy in our age frame early or we'll say mid to 40s or whatever was in love with her. Alyssa Milano, Tiffany Amber Theson. Yeah, Tiffany Amber Theson, better known as Kelly Kapowski. Pink. I'll tell you what, real quick about Tiffany Amber Theson, best movie she's in is Son -in -law. She's sexy as hell in that movie.

Speaker: Well, she still looks good today. So that's one of those. Um, one of those, do they still look good today? Yeah. My, my list, I will say yes. My entire list says yes. Yeah. Oh, some auto crazy. But anyways, I also had pink. Um,

Speaker: which she's probably a whole lot of crazy too but I do like her music a lot. Miss Riva McIntyre and the one and only Jamie Lee Curtis. Good list and this was this was a week where we made a

Speaker: Uh, agreement, agreement and the rules and we were allowed to vote for ourselves because obviously, uh, uh, how are you going to not vote for your list? You know what I mean? Right. Because they are with the list that it was. And with that being said, the votes were calculated. The numbers came in.

Speaker: It was a tight one this week. I'm glad we extended it. So that was a good call on your part, Jeffrey. I'll give you all the credit, uh, because you did say you wanted to extend it. And that was all my fault because I didn't get it up till Monday afternoon. That was my bad. I had a crazy weekend. But, um, so we got the votes and everything and they, they, they kind of upticked a little bit. But with that being said, there can only be one winner.

Speaker: and the champ is back baby oh he stumbled but he didn't fall god damn it it was only a matter of time it's the lens afternoon that stone cold said i still got one more can of wolf ass left in me you silly sons of bitches

Speaker: You know what? I think your clincher was... I think your clincher was Jamie Lee. I truly think she was the clincher clincher clincher. But she was a clincher for me one other time too. That's true. That's why my camera was all fucked up because I had to change shirts during the break.

Speaker: No, but it all comes down to, she has her moments. I mean, you watch her in that Freaky Friday movie and she looks like dog shit. Well, in Halloween Kills, in Halloween Kills, they, and I was telling Jodie this, they, the whole premise of that movie, they did, I mean, she was, well not,

Speaker: make her look old she was she was on she was on the verge of death I mean right Mike finally got his hands on her okay and like it was made to look make her look just fucking bad right and she still looked good it's not

Speaker: It's not so much the looks for me with her because she has a look but it's more the personality that she has She is a badass woman. She is a strong Very obviously, I'm gonna do my thing if you don't like it. Fuck you strong independent. I like that man That's that's that sexy as hell to me

Speaker: So who came in second? So with the numbers that came in, Jeffrey, you had four, Tony had five, and I had six. That's how close. This was actually really close. That's close. That's actually decently close. I'm impressed. So that means I go first, then Tony, then you for the... So this week, because we did announce the winners, I'm back on top. I've claimed my throne as the rightful king.

Speaker: Calm down, Michael. As I'm standing for, I don't really care who wins. No, I didn't know. This was a good week. I didn't honestly. And as I was telling Jody, you can see a big difference between my list and the type of women I like and the type of women you really like.

Speaker: Mine are more wholesome girl next door. Yeah, exactly. Jeff's like, Christina Ritchie, she's just fucking sexy. I do pornographic things in her illegal 35 states store. Stillwood. That girl's never gotten knocked out. Tony wouldn't say it, but he was thinking it about some of his lip. He's like, all of his lip. We know Chris is tight now.

Speaker: Know it is what it is. But uh, but now so this week so we're gonna draft our new we're gonna draft our new We got a new list Oh Jesus Christ

Speaker: Let's be fucking act like we have some goddamn sense tonight, Jay. Yes, please. Seriously, you're not derailing the entire fucking show. You're not going to derail the entire fucking show with your dumb shit. Yeah, that's me being an asshole to you, Jay. It doesn't happen very often, but just let's have fun and keep it cool, calm and collected. So he's like, hey, I don't have a dog in this fight.

Speaker: So, but this week we've got a, so for Saturday night for our, for our new list for this week, uh, which hopefully Jeffrey has up tomorrow, uh, is our starting five, in our opinion, uh, top five TV show catch phrases, catch phrases. And by the numbers from last week, Jeffrey, you have the number one overall pick.

Speaker: Well, since I have the overall draft, I'm gonna go with - Whoa, shit, what? Thank you, Lynch. From one of my favorite shows. Did she really? Nice. Sorry, I've been getting WrestleMania updates. And I gotta startle, too. I'm not used to anybody being here. It's not gonna - It's like, oh shit, I got my pants on. All the women used to be here.

Speaker: Look, I might be big as shit, and I might be scary looking as hell, but are you not? I'm a big teddy bear. She just pops up, man. She's like a little ninja. That's the thing. She's like a little ninja. Well, she's small. If she hide behind the handle, the shovel, then she's going to be like, blah. Jeff said it, not me. Jeff said it, not me. What? Hey, Mrs. Officer.

Speaker: One of my favorite shows that I've seen three times I just thought of another one that I gotta throw in here. I'm gonna go with Thank you bitch from entourage. Oh Never seen it. I want to watch that show. I have not seen it really good

Speaker: and I just got, I just thought of my number two. I thought you had your list all written out. I do, but I just thought of one that I gotta have on my list. Oh, fuck you Boston! Sorry. Boston beat the Blue Jackets. So Tony, you're number one, sir. I have Tourette's. I have Tourette's and it's all the same Tourette's towards Boston. See, I was just diagnosed. Jay is because my baloney has a first name.

Speaker: Yeah, that's right. That's number one. Number two. We're going to start this off early. What the hell are you wearing tonight? This is my Tuskegee University shirt. Where I went to college. Huh? Any motherfucking Tuskegee Airmen. Oh, I'm racist. Yeah, technically, I call him that too. Any motherfuckers. No whites allowed. Racist, bunch, don't know. First of all, we're back in the day, you fuckers. We want our revenge.

Speaker: I'm going to start with a classic staple from the 80s. Ha! I Kill Me by Alf. Nice! I kill me. Well, I am also going to take with my number one pick. I'm also going to hang out in the 80s. A classic, if you will. A classic, if you will.

Speaker: I love it when a plan falls into place. I love it when a plan comes together. Comes together. I knew I was going to say it wrong. Well, from the A -Team. That was a good pull. Well, for my number two and three, I'm going to go for my number two. Is there a red wine? What's up? I'm going to change the jackass.

Speaker: I'm going a little bit, I'm going a little bit into Tony's era. I set my ex -girlfriend's house on fire is what I do with her dumb ass sentence. I'm going to say the line the best I can. Dinomite! J .J., good times. Tony, Tony, can you please, I know you can do it.

Speaker: Yes, just because you're black. I know you can do it. Fuck you. Can I get the actual laugh? Tony's not my friend tonight. For my number three, I'm going seriously old school.

Speaker: one of these days. One of these days bang zoom to the moon. You hear that, ladies? You hear that, ladies? Jeff promotes domestic violence. I got to say, he never did hit her. He never touched her. He never touched her. He never touched her. He never touched her. So Tony, you're number three.

Speaker: Number two. Sorry. Yeah, number two. You're halfway right, Helen, but put them in there any damn way. I'm going to go very classic.

Speaker: Well, my second choice is a show. It's the area you're from. I know a lot of them. I've seen Faulty Tower so many times. It's ridiculous. I have shifted this around to add intrigue and interest. Okay. In the TV show, Alice, we're going to take a quote from Flo. Oh, you stole it. I had it.

Speaker: Take your time, Jay. When I get drunk, I'm going to get on your ass. I had it. I had it on my list. And for number three, I'm going to do this in a traditional stereotypical fashion. I know who you're going to film. That the fan base of non -sensical nonsense has of me being a Shrekie. The famous one -liner from my man, Mr. Spock. Fascinating.

Speaker: Oh, I honestly thought you were going to go somewhere different from Star Trek. I didn't do it. Which one? I got one. I got one from Star Trek for you. Gotcha. If it doesn't get taken. Spock. Y 'all know it as a classic one. I got one from Star Trek for you. If it doesn't get taken. Take your time. What's your number three, sir? What was your number three? Oh, that was your number three. What was your number two? Oh, yeah. My number two. Nice held it.

Speaker: My number two, I'm gonna tell you that. Jane, you ignorant slut. Dan Aykroyd from Saturday Night Live. Wow. Nice. Dan Aykroyd, Saturday Night Live, when him and, uh, uh, God, what, Jane, uh, Jay Seymour and Jane Curtin. Yeah.

Speaker: Jane was Jane. It was Jane Curtain. Yes, they did say that the news him and him and him and every and every week he would he would say that. And Roseanne, Roseanna, Dana. God damn, I love you.

Speaker: I love I love I love the 70s and early 80s Starting out SNL. Yeah I'll tell you what one of the best one of the best Saturday live skits. I know I'm not gonna get any love for that. I'm a fantastic one Richard Pryor and and Fucking Chevy Chase

Speaker: And the job interview where they're going over racist slurs. Oh, yeah. Oh my god. That gets me every time. It is that. That wasn't Richard Pryor. Was that Richard Pryor? I don't think I was Richard Pryor. It's Richard Pryor. What was Richard? I don't remember that. He wasn't a cast member. Oh, yeah. I'm going to have to look that video up. But I think. I'm pretty sure he's Richard Pryor. So my number. My number. Yeah, go ahead. My number three.

Speaker: hear that Elizabeth I'm coming to join you honey man this was actually this was actually when I started thinking about it at 6 30 tonight

Speaker: about this list. I was like, man, only five? Because once I started thinking about it, I was like, I told you to eat them too. I've saved out enough till we can go eight. Good. Excellent. Fair enough. I have enough space here till we can go eight. Well, let's rock through these, because we're coming up on a break. My number four, I'm going to do it in character as best I can and say, do I do that? Hey, dude, I didn't want to use jackal. I was a little low hanging fruit, but it had to be done. Yeah. I'm going to let you have that little low hanging fruit.

Speaker: We're going to do away with a low hanging fruit thing because at the end of the day, these top fives are supposed to be our personal opinions, our personal favorites, um, and things that, that, that, that kind of stick with it. Stick with it. You know, the things that kind of, you know, bring up memories. I'm going to call you out for low hanging. Yeah. We're still going to bust each other's balls, but if it's a low hanging fruit, it's low hanging fruit. If it's your favorite, if it's your personal Tony, and it's one that you enjoyed as you walked off camera.

Speaker: My number four will be for the TV show Blossom, my man Joey. Whoa, whoa, low hanger. He don't bust your balls about Steve hurt. Well, this motherfucker is going to do Joey. Well, I'm going to go.

Speaker: I'm gonna step a little bit outside of the normalcy of nonsensical nonsense and go a little bit more serious. If you guys don't mind, if I can, may I? Take your time, take your time. And that's the way it is. Mr. Walter Cronkite. Nice. Every - You want to go there, huh? You really want to start my years turning, I was taking it easy. Okay, let's do this.

Speaker: Have you won yet, Tony? Oh my goodness, I had to go get a new pin for this shit. Well, for my number five, it's not a list about catchphrases until somebody goes, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha! Wow. Yeah, I didn't want to do it. Wow.

Speaker: from the Brady Bunch. Wow. Didn't want to do it. It popped in my head when I was flicking through TikTok and I was like, oh shit, gotta write it down. Because that's a hell of a line. So Tony, you're number five. I'm number five.

Speaker: I'm going to go with Hill Street Blues. After roll call every morning, he said, let's be extra particularly careful out there. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Tickularly. This could be bastard or sounding shit out.

Speaker: No, when I write shit down, whether I can spell it or not, I'm always saying it, so I know I'm still writing, because my ADHD will let me write something a little different. My mother used to love that show, and as I think about it... I've never seen it. The history blues?

Speaker: I've never seen it. It was fucking great. Let me be honest with you. That was excellent television. It was late night television. It was late night television. You know what? Another show that got a lot of love that I've never seen is the... They just remade it with Jonah Hill and what's his name. You have a particularly average every night. Yeah, 21 drumsticks. I only seen one episode. TV show was good. Oh, I love that show back in the day. I've only seen one episode. And I didn't even finish the episode.

Speaker: I only had three channels back in the day because I lived like my closest neighbor was a mile away. And when the wind blew, you didn't get shit. Oh wow. We got 975 streaming channels that you can find 21. But I'm watching all the new shit now.

Speaker: The funniest shit in the 21 Jump Street movies was when Old Boy was fucking Ice Cube's daughter and Shannon Tatum was like, oh shit! Oh shit! Oh my god! And he's running around and fucking... And he's like, every time he says, there's another foot in your ass. And Jonah Hill sitting there with his straightest look.

Speaker: That must have taken like 50 takes, because you know, Jonah, you lost it. Every time I watch that movie, that shit kills me. Every time, I don't do that, it pipes up on TikTok all the time. I lose it. You need more alcohol, Tony. I like Channing Tatum. I do like him. I do, I do. But he did that every time I see that scene, I lose my shit. He's like, you bragged about it to his face, and I climbed him over that shit.

Speaker: My number five pick all I gotta say is Tony D

Speaker: Come on down! You're the next contestant on the Price is Right. Come on down. OK. That's how you want to play? OK. That's how I want to play. Now I'm going to go fry chicken. That's how I get down. While Chris is frying chicken, the only TV show for my number six, the only TV show worth watching so many times that I have almost every line memorized.

Speaker: An old boy used to say it all the time. Sookie. True blood. True blood. Sookie. True blood. Now the original line, he does say Sookie is mine, but he doesn't say it more than like three times. That woman. But he says Sookie all the time. Had so many people screwing her, she never caught nothing. Oh, I gotta get my phone. Right? Well, she doesn't know if I caught a lot of dead guys. I gotta say. It was a theory, but Jesus, they were screwing the hell out of that woman.

Speaker: Woman I've seen I've seen Anna back when naked almost more than my wife But I'll tell you what she had on hell of a body

Speaker: And I'm sorry, the best character, the best character, God rest his peace was Lafayette. That motherfucker is so funny when he's doing the AIDS bit, the AIDS burger bit. Holy shit. Burger in here.

Speaker: I don't know what, I don't know what you guys just did. I said, holy shit. Did you see, you see who's on WrestleMania? The American Nightmare, Cody Goddamn Rose is back at WWE, baby. Yeah. I couldn't pick him out of line up, bro. Because it's Dusty Rose's son. It's his baby. It's his youngest one. So he was in AEW. He started AEW.

Speaker: So wait, so where are we at? Well, Tony's going for number six. Yeah. I just got number six. I went with Sookie.

Speaker: Fucking rude. But one of my favorite scenes is with Anna Packman. Anna Packman actually does an impersonation of her man, and she's like, I'm just waiting for him to walk in the door and go, suck it. No, my favorite was on site. This episode sucks. And Guster was like, suck it.

Speaker: That is, that is, I do love that show. Damn, that gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one. That gave me another one.

Speaker: If you got peacock, it'll be on there that's number one number two. Yeah, I just grabbed my phone It's almost dead, but I grabbed it so I can put this match on I'm all taken the low hanging fruit and Jay gets on my nerves cuz you actually gave it away No take or honor from different strokes. What you talking about Willis?

Speaker: What you talking about Willis? I'm going to take that. I'm going to take the, uh, the slow down, low class version of me is currently on a break. Uh, so, you know, he's got some stuff he's dealing with. Um, you know, he may or may not be back. We'll have to wait and see, but hopefully he gets everything taken care of on his end. Correct. Uh, so Chris, what is your number six? My number six.

Speaker: We've been living in an old school world most of this night. I'm going to bring it back with one, Mr. Neil Patrick Harris, also known as Barney Stinson and how I met your mother. It's going to be legend. Wait for it. Dairy.

Speaker: The best one he does is like, it's going to be legend. Wait for it. And I hope you're not allergic to dairy. We're not allergic to milk. Yeah. Dairy. Dairy. I love dairy. Have you seen them new? I love that show. No, I haven't. It's not terrible. No, I haven't. So we got, we're doing, what are we doing? Eight? Yeah, we'll go to eight.

Speaker: I'm going to go on my eighth pick because I know it's not in danger. My last pick, I'm going to dedicate it to Jody. OK. That's beautiful. Well. It is. Bam! I loved the TV show. And somebody's throwing me beers. I loved the TV show to this day. I got it. Look, there's a G line. It grew a little bit.

Speaker: I loved the TV show to this day, even though it was black and white, to give a hint. With Mr. Barney Five saying, nip it in the butt! Nip it in the butt! Wow. Wow. She's just jealous, that's all it is. You're just jealous, jealous, jealous, at the end of the day.

Speaker: Wish a man would love you like I love her. So Tony, what do you got for number seven? Hey, Jody. Hey, business officer. We, we, we, we, we. Number seven, we're going to go with a show of the 90s. It says most of this crowd is born around them. You're watching the reruns of that time. I'm going to go with Live a Single, one of my favorite TV shows ever.

Speaker: I'm going to take a fin clear where she will go. Yes. Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo

Speaker: That was one of the, man, I had to stop watching the rules. I watched this shit so much. It's okay. Woo woo woo. I created sarcasm princess. Calm down. So Chris, what do you got for number seven? Number seven. Jeffrey, I'm kind of disappointed. Oh wow. In you.

Speaker: I know. I'm really disappointed. I'm really disappointed in you. I left them all off. I left them all off of the show. No, no, no, no. This is not where you think it's going to go. Cody got moved, bro. I'm really disappointed in you, Jeffrey. Joe, are you watching this? Cody got moved. He's kind of look up in the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Superman.

Speaker: No, I left psych and I left, and I left. I left psych and strubs off the table, because they were too easy. I'm doing this off the top of my head. Oh, no. Oh, no. Eagle. Eagle. Oh, yeah. I am the world's tallest, or what does it really say? I'm the world's most biggest doctor. The tallest doctor. I love that shit. Brown bear. Well, for my final one, and even though I still have three,

Speaker: Super true. You said it, not me, Jay. I'm not going there. I have three left, but I'm kind of torn. But I have to go with the office, and that's what she said. You know what? You're canceled. Your list just scratched out. Your list don't even count to this week. It's between me and Tony. I can't believe you did that.

Speaker: Um, the reason why I got the other two are just not as tall, not as strong. Hey, yo, Jay, why don't you go dress like a member of the Village people? Yeah. Your skinny ass. Yeah, you know he doesn't already dress up like the Village people.

Speaker: He's got his ass those chaps on right now. That's how he watches nonsensical nonsense. Whatever you sell a crop. Wow. So Tony, you're number eight. The final one. Let me pick carefully. I know, right? It's tough. This is going to be difficult.

Speaker: I still have two backups, but we don't have no more space. You gentlemen have almost. Go ahead, Tony. Let's go, Cody. He's stretching. Cody, Tony, baloney. V5, Tony. I'm going.

Speaker: to take. Take your time, Mike. I'll probably do this for whatever. You want to do a whole dialogue? You want to do a scene? You want to bring it down? I wouldn't give you the whole phrase, but it's too long. So a man walks in the doorway, and he was like, I'm going to look through this guy. And he says, my wheelhouse is stick with Star Trek. The next generation this time, Captain Picard,

Speaker: As they about to leave, he says, engage. And would it energize? No. I think it was energized. That's what they actually did. Energized when they're going through the transporter. You gotta be a fuck out with me. Engage is when it takes 80s, like, hit the fucking gas. I'm gonna say this since we're done, Tony, and I did not feel the need to do this on my list because you did two Star Trek catchphrases.

Speaker: You're a nerd. And I like the Spock one. You're a fucking nerd. No, I like the Spock one. That was a good one. Yeah, nobody likes you. But you know the one you should have done, and I was going to put it on my list, but then I didn't want to win two more, I wouldn't. I was going to say, damn it, Jim. I'm a doctor.

Speaker: That was actually from the movies, though, wasn't it? No, it was from the TV show, too. It wasn't from the TV show? No, it was in the TV show. Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a... whatever. Not an engineer. Yeah, Pops. Pops was a... Pops was a Trekkie. And Pops watched the original... Well, I guess... Yeah, the original Star Trek. And that was one of those lines... Well, yeah. But, you know, that was one of those lines that always stuck with me. And I've used that line a lot, just in regular life. Just whatever. I could be down in a hole.

Speaker: you know, doing a trench or something like that. And somebody say something, I'd be like, damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pipe player. What the fuck are you doing? So Chris, you're number eight. My number eight, and I said my number eight was dedicated to Jody. It's an oldie, but it's a goodie. Where are you? Oh, that's good.

Speaker: She came in the room and she said, what did you say? You said car 54, where are you?

Speaker: That literally just popped in my head.

Speaker: She came to the doorway and she was like, what did he say? And I told her, she started laughing. I heard her deliver and she was laughing. No, no.

Speaker: I'm trying to get him in trouble. As bullets went out. That was good. That was so good. I wish I would have done that. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're the best watching Madea movie. She's just coming in. She's bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam,

Speaker: He wasn't gone that long I was trying I was trying to be cute and sweet with my with my and Jeff's like watch this

Speaker: Oh my god.

Speaker: You know, it's not a plan, but I'm glad I said it. The best plans are the best. That's the new TikTok video right there, Chris. I'll get her screaming.

Speaker: That was good. That was good. Mark that on the table with me. Jeff's got a hat. Hey, man. Fucking tears. Jeff, that is probably the funniest goddamn thing you've ever said in 25 years. You know what's funny? What's funny is I meant it to be a throwaway where everybody would be going.

Speaker: Why would you think it was going to be a throwaway when Tony and I have been over here? I literally say we're thinking, what's a cop reference? Fuck. I've got a cop reference. I stayed away from Hawaii Five -O for that reason. I wasn't going to book up Daniel.

Speaker: And I love Hawaii Five -O. I love the original, and I love the remake. I love the new one. I love the new one. I'm mad at this one. Oh my god, the remake is so good. I'm mad as fuck at this. I moved to Hawaii looking for those leaves and never saw them fuckers. Right? It was a rare moment where I completely lost all composure right now. My number eight pick, as I said, I was going to dedicate it

Speaker: to Jodi. Way back in the day, the honeymooners, Ralph, baby, you're the greatest because she is. Oh my gosh. Oh,

Speaker: We don't fuck the show in a good way. It's because I derailed the show. Yeah. In a good way. Let me go ahead and read off. Absolutely. Applause you, sir. Applause you, sir. And I'll drink to that. Cheers to you, Jeffrey. Cheers, Jeffrey. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. Oh, shit. That was good. So let me go ahead and read off. Wow. Starting with Chris' he had. I love it when a plan comes together. Jamie, you ignorant slut.

Speaker: Jane Jane, sorry, sorry That's that's the way it is Twice see You guys are having a good match. I gotta rewrite this one because what was your number five is come on dawn and

Speaker: What? Don't come on, Don. I don't... I don't know what my top... I was literally pulling him out of my hair. Oh, come on down, sorry. Oh, come on down. Price is right. Yeah, Price is right. Don't come on Don, unless she asks for it. Come on, Don. Or you pay extra. And it's gonna be legend? Wait for it? Wait for it.

Speaker: It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Superman. From Superman. Superglue. And baby, you're the greatest from the honeymoon. Fucking roll your eyes at me, Tony. I can see you. Tony had, ha! I kill me. From Alf. Miss my grits! Whatever. And fascinating. Whoa! From Blossom. Whoa! Say it right.

Speaker: Okay, now, and you're gonna have to help me with this because I have to rewrite it. I gotta look it up. I guess I'll get it all right. Let's be particularly careful out there today. Let's be extra particular. Extra. Particularly careful out there. It's too good. Good show. Thanks, my man. I almost, I had that one. I, I, I seen that when, and I, I almost, uh. And from different strokes he had. What you talking about, Willis? That's right. What you talking about, Jeffrey? Yeah.

Speaker: And it's okay, woo woo woo. Yes. That was so good. That was so good. I loved it when it's single. And engage, engage from Star Trek. I'm disappointed with your Star Trek. Spock one was good, but when you said it again, I was really hoping you were going to do the line I was thinking of. Well, the damage, Jim, I'm a doctor with it. That's low hanging fruit as a tricky. As a tricky boy. Yeah, but it is also one of the most quoted lines from. Ever.

Speaker: It doesn't matter if it's low hanging fruit. This is a personal top five. We're going to break each other's balls about low hanging fruits. But don't be afraid of it. Don't be afraid of them. If it's one of your favorites and you want to put it on there, put it on there. Look what you're talking about Willis. It doesn't get no lower than that. That's the lowest. That's the great hair on the bottom of the balls. I got great hair on the balls. Now I got to go check the bottom of my balls.

Speaker: Hug it out, bitch. From Ari Gold, from Amterage. Dynamite! JJ from Good Times. To the moon. I knew that. Marshall, Marshall, Marshall. The lowest of low -hanging fruits. Lower than Tony. Was Steve Urkel. I don't know. Yes. Yes. Oh, I thought you were talking about Marshall, Marshall, Marshall.

Speaker: No, no, no. What you talk about Willis and did I do that? Right. And then I had Sookie.

Speaker: from True Blood. Sookie. He does say that shit sexy as fuck, though. Yeah, he does. I'll give it to him, because, I mean, I would've never thought a name would be that crazy sexy, but it's like, I'm in. Oh, speaking of names, Jeffrey. Yeah. Actually, we'll get into it when we come back from break. Okay. Let me finish up. I had Nippet in the butt, Barney, it's actually Bud, B -U -E -D, and then that's what she said from The Office.

Speaker: I hate you so fucking much right now. I hate you so much right now. I hate you. Well, my backups I had... The fortunate thing was, the Kar54, you redeemed yourself. I was so mad at you when you used what she said. That's what she said? I hate that. Oh, really? No, no, you didn't steal it. I hate that fucking line. Well, it says it all the time. Well, for my backups, I have two backups. I have missed it by that much.

Speaker: Maxwell Smart. That's a classic. That's a killer. That's a killer. I'm going to give you credit on that one. That's a killer. I thought it was a little too light, a little hanging from it. No, no, no. And then I have, for my other backup I have, you got it, dude. Sorry. You got it, dude. Michelle from Full House. Well, I thought about from Full House was Dave. What the hell? Cut it out. Yeah. Cut it out. Yeah. I was going to say it. I was going to say it until you just said it. But that was a good one.

Speaker: Or Kimmy, Howard. No, it was Michelle. How rude. That was Michelle. I didn't think Cody had that one. I thought that move was pretty good. You've never seen him do that? The run up and walking cutter? No. That's something he's done in AEW a ton of times. I'll stop watching. Come on, Cody. Tony, why didn't you have them backups? Because I know you had a couple of good ones you said.

Speaker: Um, I actually ran through everybody when we went to eight that helped I was thinking of some stuff. Dukes of hazard was too low hanging fruit. Um, a lot of other TV shows I was going to do ship at the lost sheep. You know, I was going to do a good one. That's actually, that's not, that's not that little thing in a fruit. I actually, I just know I wouldn't have picked what it got me. I'm not going to lie. You would have killed me with that because we stood by that much as a fucking classic. That's the real, that's the truth.

Speaker: I probably should have put it on. I almost wish I would have had that. I almost wish that was my idea. That's it. That's it. I was trying to be sweet. Wow, Cody. They're really going to do Cody like that? Cody kicked out. Wow. Nice. Come on. Don't do Cody like you did Sting. Oh, they're going to. Oh. They didn't fit into Sting. Did you have any other backups, Chris? No, I didn't have any backups. I didn't even have an actual list. I didn't even have an actual break. Why we on break on Wednesday?

Speaker: Just as a goof, I went on - Because like today when I was looking at it, I was thinking about - I found the top 20 most set lines in TV history, and that's where I would say maybe the first three of mine came from. The other ones were just - Well, here's the thing, when we were first talking about it, when we first decided on this top five, my first three came from the same show. My ears itching Debbie, I'm sorry.

Speaker: And it was actually a cartoon. I had a couple of cartoons. And it was from Scooby Doo. Would you do it for a Scooby snack?

Speaker: Zoinks! Zoinks, man. You would have won. You would have won. You would have won. I know. And I had, where's my glasses? I can't see without my glasses. Oh my god, yeah. That would have been a killer. That was the first thing that popped into my head. But I love Scooby Doo so goddamn much. It's one of my favorite cartoons. And then the movies that they did were so good. Oh my god, speaking of which. And I don't do impersonations that often. I saw Mean the other day. But I feel like when I

Speaker: When I can get into it and I'm in that right mindset, I can nail Shaggy. Especially the Matthew Lillard Shaggy. Not Dick Clark. He was the best Shaggy of all time. I saw a meme the other day that you know how people make movie car replicas.

Speaker: And somebody took a picture at a gas station, and so there was a replica of the mystery machine, and a replica, Ecto -1. And the meme was, I don't know what the fuck's going on in this town, but I'm getting the fuck out of here.

Speaker: The best one, the best one, the best one of that, there's a meme like that, but it's the Mystery Machine and Baby from Supernatural. The Impala from Supernatural. And it's good because if you watch Supernatural like I did. I started watching it, I did start watching it. He just did his daddy's move. I heard Jody screaming. He just did his daddy's move. Yes! I had to put my moment.

Speaker: One. Two. He got him. He got him. He got him. Let's go, Cody. He got him. I love it. She's as much of a person as I am. You son of a bitch. You son of a bitch. We'll be nerds. Jodie, Jeff called you a nerd.

Speaker: Let's be clear, if you're not a wrestling fan, you do not understand what just happened. That was a WrestleMania moment. That was 100 % absolutely a WrestleMania moment because the WWE has done the Rhodes family so dirty for so many years. That was a WrestleMania moment, seriously.

Speaker: Oh, shit, he did. Oh, oh. He did the mood dance and everything. Yes. And then he hit him with the, oh. Yes, that was a WrestleMania moment. Absolutely. That was a listen. Let's go. That's what's up. I love it. Love it. Yes. I'll be a nerd for being a wrestling man. That's one of the many things I love about Jodie is the fact that she's a wrestling fan and she gets into it.

Speaker: I mean, I got my moment. I've never, I've never. Okay, Jeff. Okay, Jeff. You're talking that shit. You see what Jody said? She's okay, Jeff. I see it. I see it. I just, myself, it's, it's much like when you guys watch football and shit, I've never gotten the appeal. But I'm sure, I'm sure if, and Tony might be on the same board as me. This is also covered from the guy who was a Harry Potter fan. Fuck you.

Speaker: But if I sat you down to watch a show about building a car, you're bored out of your fucking mind, Chris. Tell me I'm wrong. Not always. Some of those questions I'd be like.

Speaker: I started watching, I started watching Supernatural because you didn't bring it up. Tell me that Impala isn't sexy as fuck. Oh no, that fucking thing. That first episode when that fucking car starts driving across a bridge by itself, that fucking thing sounds good. After we went to dinner last night, we went to Dairy Queen to get blizzards.

Speaker: But we were sitting there eating dinner. That's fucking weird, dude. That's fucking weird. I literally ordered lizards from me and the kids the other day. Nice. Jody and I were sitting there eating dinner and I was like, hey, you like Dairy Queen? She was like, yeah. I was like, you like lizards? And she was like, yeah. And I was like, did we just become best friends? Practice karate and the karate. No. No, I'll tell you what. It's funny. When was this? When was this?

Speaker: This was last night, so last night we went after this. Look this old man, this old man almost got his ass whooped speaking of us going out to dinner. I was about to beat an elderly man's ass last night. We got done eating, she went to the bathroom, she came back, I went to the bathroom and as I was walking out, this old man was talking to her.

Speaker: and laughing. When I got to the table, she was like, yeah. I was like, what was that? And she was like, oh, he was like, oh, the chick came and he got up, went to the bathroom, huh? I was like, oh, I'm going to park and not beat that old man's ass. I'm about to beat the old man's ass. Every time the chick comes, I will literally hold it.

Speaker: because I can feel people thinking that. After the check comes, I can feel people thinking, oh, yeah, this motherfucker walked away because of the check. No, I just know better at this point. I just know better at this point. I can't. That's not an argument I'm going to have with her because she reminds me all the time she carries again. So we were sitting at Dairy Queen. We were in the drive -through at Dairy Queen.

Speaker: And I was, uh, and I know Jeff, you're going to roll your eyes and do, but it was a brand new Ford Raptor. No, you know what? They do look sexy. They do look sad. And that's what I told her. I was like, you don't ever have to worry. But I don't mind the new Ford Raptor. I said, you don't ever have to worry about me looking at other women or anything like that.

Speaker: But when it comes to trucks, yeah, I'm a wander. I'm a wander. So like even today, one of my neighbors had his truck sitting outside and I was like, I like that truck. And she's like, I like that truck. And I'm like, yeah, it's perfect enough.

Speaker: It comes with the territory. My wife was in Italy and there was a whole parking lot full of Ferraris. She's like, look, I know you're not a Ferrari guy, but just Jesus Christ. There was like, yeah, but I don't like Ferraris either, but they're pretty. I don't either. If I wanted a foreign sports car, I want a Porsche. I want a Porsche 911 or a Porsche Carrera.

Speaker: I know I can't fit in one. I know I can't fit in one. That's the problem. I love the Porsche. The problem I have with the Porsche, it's just... Or, or, or, or I want a Lamborghini Diablo. I want a Countach. No, no, those are the Countach. The problem is, I've driven a Countach. The Countach. I've driven one and you better have the strong left foot, sir.

Speaker: Because that clutch is heavier than anything you've ever touched in your life. You can put that speed on it for it to go easy. If it's low speed, it's harder. No, in general. In general. It's literally, it's like driving a tractor. Damn. Golf Hawk, what's happening? Let's go ahead and jump. Let's go ahead and jump to break real quick. I gotta go fry some chicken. And you can't put that fucker in reverse and see.

Speaker: Yeah. Let's go ahead and take a real quick break. Uh, Jeff, I think the break, I'm going to do one of your favorite, one of your favorite, uh, blacktop Mojo covers. Uh, but we'll be right back here in just a few minutes. Enjoy a little blacktop Mojo. As I said in the first break, you don't know who they are. Do yourself a favor and go check them out wherever you scream music or on all social media at blacktop Mojo. And if you know who they are and you're a fan already,

Speaker: Do your friend a favor and introduce them to Blacktop Mojo if they don't know who they are. So we'll be back here in just a couple minutes. Take a real quick break. Got a little Blacktop Mojo in their cover of Dream On by Aerosmith. I know it's one of Jeff's personal favorites, and we ain't done it in a good minute, so. We'll be right back here in just a couple of seconds. A couple of minutes, not seconds. It's not Jeff's sex life.

Speaker: Every time I look in the mirror, all these lines with my face getting clearer. The past is gone.

Speaker: I need a win by my touch the door Isn't that the way everybody's got to do is a life to pray

Speaker: Nobody knows where it comes and where it goes I know it's everybody's sin You've got to lose the floor out of there

Speaker: Living love from fools and from sages You know it's true And all the feelings come back to you

Speaker: Sing for the year. Sing for the life. Sing for the tear. Sing with me. Just one again. Make some noise. Good luck. Take it away.

Speaker: Live now, sing for the year Sing for the love to sing for the dear Sing with me, just for the day I'm married to my role and couldn't help take it away Dream on, dream on

Speaker: Dream on, dream on, dream on Dream until your dreams come true Dream on, dream on, dream on

Speaker: Sing with me, sing for the year. Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear. Sing with me, just for the day. Sing with me, just for the day. Sing with me, sing for the year. Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear. Sing with me, just for the day. Sing with me, just for the day.

Speaker: Hell yeah. Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. The champ is in the house, baby. I'm good. You hear it in the background. Hopefully you've enjoyed the first two hours. The taker is in the house. This speech last night was crazy.

Speaker: Welcome back to Nonsense with Nonsense. Hopefully y 'all have enjoyed the first two hours. We're still here hanging out doing what we do. I'm Blake. I'm hanging out with Gia Free, the first ex -wife. Hello, Blake. Let him know what you sound like. I was going to say, your mic is sounding weird. Kind of felt muffled there for a second. Oh, you know what? I wonder if it did what it think it did. Hold on a second. I'll fix it.

Speaker: Yeah. But you sound better now. But you sounded muffled at the very beginning. Might have been muffled. Music was still playing, so. I'll have to teach you. Oh, no. OK, there we go. We're good. Good night, Joe. We got Tony G, the chocolate milk dud in the house. Let him know what you sound like, sir. Don't flip me off. I can't see sign language when we're doing an audio. Only women know what I sound like.

Speaker: You sound like a bitch. Hey Sadie. What's going on Sadie? Thank you Sadie Sadie. You sound like a bitch. That's a new hashtag. That's why you know it. That's why women know what you sound like. Watch your mouth Junior. I got you Junior. Me and Sadie's favorite number. Tree?

Speaker: She ran the April Fool's show yesterday. She said she was expecting a third child. We all said congratulations. This really April Fool's. I said, oh, that's okay. I said, okay, I won't start. I won't start. I won't start. Let me dab on the April Fool's here in just a second.

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Speaker: I missed wearing it. I didn't get to wear it last week, so I missed wearing it. You get so used to doing something. That's why we let you win all the time, so you don't see that. When it's not there, I don't need you to let me win a starting vibe or anything like that. I got a fantastic fucking woman that makes me feel good about myself every damn day for a change.

Speaker: I don't need you fuckers. Yeah, do that. I'll catch another stunner. Why does he keep stunting the black guy? The black guy's calling that white guy. Whipped. I'll be whipped. I'll be whipped. Call it what you want to call it. That's when you're happy. I'll be that. I'm happy as hell. I am happy and in love. And I'll be that. I'll be that. Bet that. I feel the same.

Speaker: Be that Tony Oh, yeah one line are TV catchphrases and I was kind of surprised this didn't did not get taken but the one and only mr. Chris Farley

Speaker: from SNL. I live in a band held by a river. I had another one from SNL. I should have thought about that. Or again, another Chris Farley sketch with David Spade and Adam Sandler, amongst others. Duh beers. Duh beers. Duh beers. Duh beers. Duh bulls. Duh bulls. Duh bulls.

Speaker: Boston. You don't even like Boston. No, it's the commercial. It's your cousin from Boston. Then he had the Chris Farley with Adam Sandler and David Spade where they were all dressed up at the mall like his girls. I actually just saw something about that. David Spade wrote that after going to the mall and over here some chicks actually talk like that. Oh no, I love David Spade. That's awesome. But there's something else I was going to say.

Speaker: Oh, speaking of April Fool's. So, you know, obviously Jodi came down last night or yesterday. We're kind of talking throughout the day like we always do. And she's like, oh, something came up. There's an emergency. I can't come down. Oh, nice. She got you. No, she didn't get me. Here's the problem. It was a catch 22. I was between a rock and a hard spot. I knew it was an April Fool's joke. I knew she was just busting my balls. But you can't get them back fast enough.

Speaker: No, but had I go, oh yeah, and then it was actually something that happened. Then I'm an asshole. Yes. Or I call her or I call her like I did and I go, is everything okay? What's going on? If you can't come down or if you can't come up, I'll come down. And she's like, you know what today is? I know what today is.

Speaker: You hadn't fucked up either. I was an asshole or I was a jackass. So I was a jackass. Frankly, bro, she punked you. She punked the shit out of me. She punked the absolute shit out of me. No, I get what you mean. She had me stuck. She played me perfectly. You know what I mean? I actually I was actually contemplating. I now I know the competition. I now I know the level of competition I'm up against. Now I know where I now I know where I can and can't be.

Speaker: I was actually getting April Fools joking, my wife. But I couldn't think of anything that would make her go fully nuts. I was actually thinking about making my kids run out and do something stupid on security cameras and then go in to talk to the security, the guy that has access to the security camera and having to send a video. So she calls and be like, what the fuck are your kids doing? Speaking of the security camera,

Speaker: It sounded like it's too much work. Speaking of the security camera, Jody's got, I've talked about her a lot tonight, I hope I don't get in trouble for that, but she's got cameras around her house obviously, you know, it is what it is. She's got these two squirrels.

Speaker: Yes, a master. I'll be good. I'll be good. Yes. Yes, a master. My name's Toby. What's your name? I'm sorry. I don't care who you are. I don't care who you are. If you don't like roots, you got problems. I don't like roots. I don't like roots. That motherfucker was down. That is well -made fucking miniseries. It was a well -made movie, but it pissed me off. I ain't gonna lie. Oh, no. I'm not saying that. My man was down, but hey, Kunta was down.

Speaker: I just gotta yell that. She's literally like 20 feet away from me and she's Snapchatting me. Stop fucking talking about me. I carry a gun, you son of a bitch. I don't remember the name of the movie, but Oprah was in it. My hands dropped it on my arm. Is that how we do it, Oprah? It's all beloved. No, Oprah. She's like, not till you do right by me. That's the color purple. And then drops the N word. Yeah, the color purple. I love that line. First time you dropped the N word, Jeffrey.

Speaker: What's a Metroid bounty? But no. I was like, yeah, what are you telling me? They just don't make it any better. They just don't make it any better. That was Whoopi Goldberg, not Oprah Winfrey. Yeah, it was color purple. Was it? Yes, it was color purple. That was Whoopi Goldberg. I knew going, does not make it any better, just so you know.

Speaker: insert and we're here. So, so, so I imagine Jeff listening to rap music now and every time that word comes up, he's like, I feel like just looking for Tony. I'm angry about it. Let's see like this. Hold on. Hold on. I can't remember the name of the song. I ride for him. Yeah, that's the one. I'm down for my motherfucking team. I love that song and I can't sing it no more.

Speaker: Why are you so angry, Jim? It is one of the best songs of rap songs. I wish a motherfucker would. One of the best rap songs ever. Watch your mouth. I heard the remix with Nick Minaj. She is amazing. And 100 % unexpected. And I'm so thankful and grateful for her. I do not deserve her. His attitude is decreasing.

Speaker: His calmness is increasing. I'm becoming a better person. I'm becoming the best version of Glick that I can possibly be. Tony's like, what the fuck happened to the wa - Oh God. You're like a little fucking ninja. Beat his ass! Beat his ass! Beat his ass, Tony! Like a little ninja, I swear to God. Beat his ass! Just pops up. The Glick stands for Glee. I mean the G stands for Glee.

Speaker: I gotta keep my eye over here on the door cuz she just keeps popping up. I'm a karate kicker one of these times, I'm gonna surprise her. I'm the master. Who's the master? So no. Speaking of last dragon, where's Tony at? I don't know, I think he went fried chicken. They're gonna ask him something. Tony.

Speaker: As a wrestling fan and as a hip hop fan, am I wrong? If Booker T and Snoop Dogg had a kid, wouldn't it be shown up? Am I wrong?

Speaker: You're about as wrong as legislation in Congress. No, look, dude, watch that movie now that I said it, watch it again, and you will see it. I was like, why everybody worried about showing up? Ain't nobody worried about Snoop with his skinny, lanky ass. And then he started talking. I was like, motherfucking Booker T and Snoop Dogg had a goddamn baby together, and it was shown up. And that's all I could think about the rest of the movie.

Speaker: That was all I could think about the rest of the movie. I have to rewatch that movie. I haven't seen that movie in forever. Are you sure you're here for Breeze? No, clean up my glasses. It's for Breeze. This shit's good. He ran out. He ran out. Let me see how to save money. He ran out. Let me see how to save money. Let me see how to save money. Let me see how to save money. Let me see how to save money. Let me see how to save money. Let me see how to save money. Let me see how to save money. Let me see how to save money. Let me see how to save money. Let me see how to save money. Let me see how to save money. Let me see how to save money. Let me see how to save money. Let me see how to save money. Let me see how to save money. Let me see how to save money. Let me see how to save money. Let me see how to save money. Let me

Speaker: Stone Cold was gonna be on today. I did too was not over yet. There's two parts to WrestleMania Yeah, I know there's Saturday. There's tomorrow. There's tonight tomorrow, but I thought Stone Cold was on tonight I'm very happy Sadie's. Thank you. So what are you doing? I wasn't even talking about you. I was talking about Stone Cold

Speaker: She was on her hands and knees. She snuck in. She crawled in on her hands and knees. She was just looking at the door. She was like, fuck it with me right now. So what do you got for our top 10 tonight, Chris?

Speaker: Exactly, Sadie. She got his ass. Look at him. He's scared. I cannot keep up with him. She's like a little ninja. I'm telling you, man. This one's smart. I'm old, baby. I can't do that.

Speaker: She's gonna walk in the room and she's gonna look at him and go pick you up right after next. Say it again, say it again. Say it again. I'm paranoid now. Keep my room at your fucking house.

Speaker: She said keep my name on your fucking mouth!

Speaker: Yes

Speaker: And then five minutes later, she's on here. No, one time, Jody. You guys are on here giving her a standing ovation as she accepts her award. One time from the living room, Jody. You heard what the boy said. Give it to him, baby. If you haven't seen that one, we want to see that shit.

Speaker: She stopped watching. Oh, my God. Hello. John was good. Oh, she got you. Oh, my goodness. I'm trying to get. She's going to give it to us. Wait. Go for it, Joey. Give you what? Which one? Which one? Which one? Shut up. How are you going to do it?

Speaker: Woman, let's go sneak up behind you. You got to do the Will Smith and say, keep my fucking name out your mouth. Keep my name out your fucking mouth. Oh, God. Don't hit me. Don't hit me. Don't hit me.

Speaker: And she smacked you! Got him! You know what? That was my goal in this entire episode was to get her hand up up and smack you. I could just not win. We'll screen record it. We'll screen record it and it'll go up on social. The whole arm, the elbow, and a piece of insulation in my shirt. She keeps telling me, she keeps telling me, you think I'm afraid of you? I was like,

Speaker: It's kind of scary. That's not in all honesty. At the end of the day, you got moved from this one. You know what? Here's the thing, Chris. With her, quote unquote, being scared of you, it comes down to, we small. We ain't care. We don't care. I don't want her to be afraid of me. The last thing she should ever be is afraid of me. The hell is wrong with you? I know. That's the last thing she should ever be as afraid of me. But that's what I'm saying. It's like, we're small. We're small people. We're small.

Speaker: The last thing she should ever be is afraid of me. You see me, I was scared. I was scared. You see me, I was scared of her. I thought she was going to come in here and walk by. I look like Tina Turner. No, Tina Turner. Listen, listen, listen. You look like Satan. You look like Satan once the doll was coming in the room.

Speaker: Who the hell was that? That was Kevin.

Speaker: She reminds me constantly I carry it good

Speaker: Y 'all gonna get me in trouble y 'all y 'all I just gotta say I am two for two tonight You are on a roll tonight sir Two jokes landed perfectly so And I got Chris smacked so that's that's a triple win Hey mrs. Officer We you we we

Speaker: Yeah, I do I do have a lot of weapons She's like a little ninjic she keeps sneaking in While you turning around she's already on the silver in the corner she spider woman

Speaker: Worth it worth it hashtag worth it

Speaker: That's all I gotta say to that. Hashtag worth it. Hashtag, he's still tight. Hashtag, he can't wait till she goes back home. Hashtag, he's fucking on the doors. Hashtag, there's a risk I'm willing to take. Sneady, I'm already getting you because you are too fucking quiet. I know you're dangerous. Yeah. I know. Hey, look, I know better with the, I know better with the,

Speaker: I'm not allowed to use the T word. I'm not gonna kill you, don't kill me, shit. It's a four -letter word that starts with T and then Y. Got it. Not how to use it. I'm terrified of them little ones. I'll say it. I'll say it. I'm a Cancun woman. I ain't scared. Yeah, I don't think you know what it is, but I mean, you can say it. Maybe you can shoot it out there. You wouldn't say it, I dare you. What? Everybody wants to see Cancun. What word did you say?

Speaker: He made me say it. I didn't say it. I didn't say it. Oh my gosh, she's got a bat in her hand. I didn't even say it. She didn't love me. She didn't love me. I'll type it too. I can't leave, but I'd love to watch you walk away, girl. I haven't known that about Leo's. You're telling me something, honestly.

Speaker: Oh, no, three times a week. Yeah. Monday, Wednesday is Saturday. Y 'all got her on a whole other level of shit tonight. See? She usually stays low key. Lock the door. I'm going to stay out here all night. I'm going to give you a compliment. She's comfortable, sir. And that's a good thing. Is that true?

Speaker: Let me go ahead. There's a bat. I'm swinging. Let me go ahead and be honest. Let me be honest with you. As of right now, from what we're seeing, she didn't fake any orgasm. You're in trouble. You're in trouble. Why am I in trouble? That's a good thing, though. That's my point. That's the point. Well, she said she said, what?

Speaker: She's talking about me. You're in trouble. Why am I in trouble though? If all of them are real, you're in trouble. But why am I in trouble? That's a good thing. I'm possessive of somebody who satisfies them fully. She should be possessive of me. I'm hers. Yes, but she's mine. You've never had them this happy before.

Speaker: Oh no, I've never had anybody that chooses me every day.

Speaker: I'm just saying that sounds like a really good kind of trouble. I mean, I don't see anything wrong with that. It's a double -edged sword. You know, CCC, I only have a little bit to drink, but I'm gonna go ahead and give you some truth, since none of us give a fuck. I've had plenty to drink. After the goosebumps and sweat aren't faked anymore,

Speaker: There's only one person left around that corner for when you fuck up and that's the one you don't want to face. Karma. I don't even know what that means. I'm trying to talk to you. Karma. Karma. After all this, after all this, whatever you do wrong bites you in the ass.

Speaker: Yeah, but if I don't do anything, if I'm not doing anything wrong, then I gotta worry about karma. Here's the thing, here's the thing, sometimes you don't know you did something wrong. Let me talk to everybody on the show real quick. You have never seen this big shit talking bit of Harry motherfucker this scared ever before in your life. Look at me, you can't even talk without looking over his shoulder. I just, I ain't worried about karma if I'm not doing anything wrong. If I say what I do and I do what I say, I ain't worried about karma. So if she's happy,

Speaker: And I continue, I can tell her all the things. I can tell her everything written in every love story, everything written in a poem, everything on a movie. And then none of that matters unless I'm showing it to her. And as long as I continue to show it to her, which I fully intend on doing, then I don't have to worry about karma.

Speaker: Yes, thank you talk to you in 30 years

Speaker: I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Dude, dude, dude. Here's the thing. And Tony, Tony backed me up on this. I'm fucking Neil Armstrong.

Speaker: You are in undiscovered country. You have no idea. Yeah, you don't know yet. Here's the thing. Tony will back me up on this. My wife and no disrespect to you. So you start looking over his shoulder. I'm not looking over my shoulder. I'm just trying to figure out what's going on. Hold on, let me finish. Y 'all feel like you guys feel like you're trying to sabotage me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker: and you have been for a long time. Just tell me you love me. My wife is, fuck you. My wife is my best friend in the entire world. I will take a bullet for that woman every day, twice on Sunday. Word. You're my best friend, but I sure as hell ain't taking a bullet for you. I've been talking about you, I was talking about my wife. I'll let them shoot you, I don't care. But here's my point. My wife is my best friend, I love that woman with death.

Speaker: But there's times where she just, she's going to kill me because I fucked up doing something that I normally do every day. Like Clarice Thomas. See Sadie's. He's correct. He's correct. You will fuck up. Yeah. I can, I can say everything. I can say all the right things. I can say, I can, I can play all, I can, I can play all the right songs and everything like that. But at the end of the day,

Speaker: And she whose name we won't speak of. Tiny? Because I'm not allowed to say her name anymore. See? See? That's the shit that gets you in trouble. Yeah. I'm just going to slip. No, no, no, no. No, you'll slip.

Speaker: You don't even get it yet. No, I don't care if I get it or not. You call us one night going in and I fucked up. You get a Snapchat one day, you're not fucked up. I slipped, I said the wrong word, and now I'm in trouble. And it happens. You can't apologize, Autumn, though, sometimes. Exactly. It's not lack of love. It's not like caring. It's just... Without going into detail or anything like that, you know, I've been there already. I don't know, but I know.

Speaker: Unintentionally, but no, like I said, you know, when every day I would rather let my actions speak louder than my words, and that's exactly what I plan on doing for the next... Oh, and I do the same. I do the same. We all are like that, but honestly, there are times when you don't control shit and it bites you in the ass. That's what hurts. We will not do shit. And it's not intentional. It's not worried about anything biting me in the ass.

Speaker: You're not fucking because I'm all about her like like I'm listening. I don't need to listen. Yes, you do. I got Jeffrey who literally put his dick in anything with a heartbeat. And I got you that talks nasty to the Scottish Amazon monster. Yeah, I do. I really do. I really do. Yeah. Yes, I do. At the end of the day, let me be clear. Let me be clear. She's not a monster.

Speaker: You piss her off. You piss her off, she's a monster. This is true. She's a green -eyed jealousy monster. I'm gonna let you get her. I'm gonna let her get you. I'm gonna let her get you. I ain't worried about her getting me. I've been actually really nice lately. For me, when I was engaged to my wife, let me tell you when I knew I was in love. I used to wear my engagement ring. You would wear hers all with mine. If I would be the same. Damn, that sucks, John.

Speaker: That was it. If I would even think about another woman by accident, how do you do that? Say what?

Speaker: My wife woke up and had a dream that I fucked some other chick. And she was mad at me for a week. Yeah, because you probably did. Yeah, I didn't even do nothing. I'm home every day. Let's get back. Let's get back to the show. Blake, let me tell you a secret. When I was engaged with my wife, I had my engagement ring on. She had us on. If I would even think about another woman by accident, unintentionally, my ring finger would start burning. Why were you thinking about other women? I said unintentionally.

Speaker: You know what, if I wasn't, that's it. So why was you thinking that? So why was you thinking that? For the first time, for the first, you know what, I'm about to get yelled at again. No, no, you're not going to get yelled at again. First time in my life and Jeff knows me better than anybody.

Speaker: for the first time in my life. Tomorrow's the amount of wandering eye. Tomorrow evening, if Reba McIntyre knocked on my door, I swear to God, I swear to goodness. Tomorrow evening, tomorrow evening, yeah.

Speaker: Tomorrow evening, if Reba McIntyre knocked on my door, I'd be like, I love your music. And I've had a crush on you since I was like nine years old. But you gotta go. I said that when I got married. Absolutely. That is the first time in my life that I've ever thought that I would have had a childhood note. I told Moises, so Janet Jackson won't there right now. You wouldn't get what I said I can't. I got you.

Speaker: I don't care who it is

Speaker: And it's the same way for the guy, the celebrity. She's got a crush on her. OK, so y 'all got a deal. OK, good. Y 'all got a deal. Yeah, we got a deal. It's like a free pass. I've let you know, I'll fuck your student, Regie, for like six hours. I'll be right back. No, you're not. It's going to be like six and a half seconds, be real. I'm going to make that chick say, Jesus. No, I totally get that. I totally understand that. I mean, everybody has their celebrity crushes. But yeah, like I said, for the first time, now it's like, no.

Speaker: My biggest celebrity crush is Riva McIntyre. And like I said, no. Well, actually, don't leave. Will you do a private concert for me? That'd be really cool. But then you gotta go. No, not now, you don't. Sing me a couple songs and then you gotta go. You will get comfortable. You will be there. You're gonna be happy. I'm happy for you. I really am.

Speaker: I have to kill him. Oh, hell yeah. Absolutely. There he is. There he is. What's up, India? And Sadie, you're correct. You're not supposed to act on your thoughts. You're barely supposed to think about him when you're happy with somebody. One of the reasons I got wandering eyes, people don't know this. I'm going to give you all a confession right now. I've always had one with your eyes. Because number one, number one, I'm from the city. I'm always looking at shit. Well, you know, I look at shit like I watch people around me. I told a girlfriend of this one time.

Speaker: When I was in Panama, the girlfriend had a Panama City. She just passed away last September. We was talking with time. We went out to dinner. And she was like, why are you always looking at people? I said, I can look at all these women right now and think to myself, how many of them are headed compared to you? And I come home. No, that's true. I said, I come home to you every day. But at the end of the day, here's my thought about the wondering eye. It's not intentionally, I would love to fuck that shit.

Speaker: It is, it is. Baby, you crazy. But I ain't gonna fuck with it because I got something better at home. Yeah, so you damn right. I'll fuck Ryan Reynolds. If Ryan Reynolds comes to my house and wants me to tear him down and beat him down, he's gonna get it. I ain't his bottom, but he's gonna be my bottom. I said what I said, look at Tony. Tony's all fucked up right now. Ryan Reynolds can get this dick, I'm just saying. Why is it all these dudes doing something like that? What is wrong with y 'all? That is a good looking cat. You can't tell me he's not. He's perfect.

Speaker: There's two people on this planet that are perfect in my eyes. One I can't speak of, the other one is Ryan Reynolds. Sorry, just to clarify, I'm the other one. No, you're not. That's why you're an ex. Been there, done that, not going back again. Here's the thing, Tony. I'm waiting for this little ninja to poker. I caught you. I called you out so bad.

Speaker: Are you serious?

Speaker: He's perfect Perfection oh shit, there's perfection and then there's Ryan Reynolds perfection is her and then Ryan Reynolds is next in line to perfection Are you fucking serious?

Speaker: She's not really a man. I gotta worry about not a man. Ryan fucking Reynolds. He's a man. He's Ryan fucking Reynolds. He's a man. Don't listen to episode 14. You'll start rethinking those trips to NERK. You're fucking up. You're fucking up. Ain't been 15 minutes. We done warned your ass.

Speaker: She's gonna leave tomorrow. Five minutes after she leaves, she's gonna send me a text that says, yeah, we probably should break up. I have to worry about a man. That's hilarious. I like her. She used to bless his officer. I will take that back. I will, I will redact my statement and say, no, you don't have to worry about him. I'll punch him in his face. I'll whisper in his ear and say, I love you, but. Get the fuck out of here right now, man.

Speaker: My woman don't play. So I can't have you. One little slip on your arm when you're in trouble. Hashtag fuck Blake Lately. As he's leaving, I love you. Oh, come on. Come on. You can leave me. She's going all over the world. She's going all over the world. Is this love? Am I true to you?

Speaker: I came with y 'all. Oh, so much. So what is your top 10, Chris? I'm curious. Oh my God. I like that. I like this version of me. I like this. You know, she's fucking me up tonight.

Speaker: I'm not terrified. I'm down. You don't want that, trust me. You don't want that taser. That shit hurt. What are your duties, Pena?

Speaker: He didn't work. I do have a... Why is he at work? Oh yeah, he's waiting. You gotta figure out how to get us on the speakers at work. We curse too much. Nah, fuck that shit. Fucking bitches. Pussies. I do have a top ten tonight. Oh, Lord have mercy. What a night.

Speaker: What comment did I fuck up? When we were talking about the porn bloopers and the dude getting stuff all over his face, the camera guy, and you sent that bitch insane into the top table. I didn't fuck anything. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

Speaker: I Love my job and after last week. I was like, oh man. I woke up Friday morning and I was like I'm looking up the list Chris. Oh No, I have the list. I was actually looking up for my I was actually looking at my intro I can just do my intro but but today I was just like fuck. I do not want to go in even though I did and I did 12 hours but You know this week has been

Speaker: There was almost three days where I was like, fuck, I should have stayed in bed. Wednesday was? Two days this week I stayed home. I was tired. Wednesday was? Tony, you remember Basic. Remember first day of Basic? Is hell on earth? That's what Wednesday was for me.

Speaker: And I literally got done with the podcast and went back to work until nine o 'clock at night. Wednesday was basic and first week of buds all in one. And I went through, hell, they don't call it hell week for nothing. And that fucking week lasts three weeks. I told you, I'd rather take the election chair to go back to basic training.

Speaker: No, no, no, no. I'll take basic training on Buds and he did. Buds was hell, son. And I ain't gonna lie, I rung out. It took me six weeks, but I run out. I'm not going back to basic training. I'm going to let you chill at Sin City, fuck it. Get this over with. I actually, actually, somewhat, after the first week of basic, I was good.

Speaker: So, like, basic wasn't that terrible. But that 4 a .m. shit was for the birds. That running in the morning and not getting enough time to eat birds. Fuck that shit. Yeah, 4 a .m. little shit. And I went during 4th of July weekend. That'll be zero for me. Gross. In San Antonio. Oh, so you did your basic in San Antonio?

Speaker: in July. Gross. I was in Great Lakes. I did my basic Great Lakes. Oh, that shit. I heard about y 'all. Y 'all be up there in the winter with that bullshit. Yeah. Well, I luckily, my basic was, uh, I started basic. Let's see. It was

Speaker: I leave. I leave for 30 seconds and you jackasses instantly start talking about your military nonsense or you start talking about politics. We got a comment. That wasn't politics. It's not politics. I said military or military. Who commented about your military? I recently watched that in Broadway. I was so busily current and I don't see it. Yeah, don't be jealous.

Speaker: What am I jealous about? I couldn't go. Tony, tell me, tell me Chris wasn't gonna fucking do tons of pushups for beating a smart ass. I don't know. I had three reasons why I couldn't go to the military. One, one, unfortunately they pulled my medical record. Right. Two,

Speaker: Oh, actually, two reasons. What I wanted to do in the Army, I could not do because of that fucking asshole and his stupid -ass brother's Private Ryan. I was the last of a bloodline. I was a sole survivor. The last of the bloodline for the first born? No, I was the last of a bloodline. Oh, no, you couldn't go. No, you couldn't go. Yeah, and I wanted to be Special Forces Army Ranger. That wasn't happening. No, sir.

Speaker: No, I know it wasn't. But my medical, and even my recruiter said, he's like, we can get around the medical, but the job you want and what you want to do, you can't do. And for me, I almost didn't go. If my son wasn't born, I probably wouldn't have gone when I went, because I'm the first one to say it. As a middle child, and having a younger brother and two older brothers, I was pretty much do whatever you want.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. No, I could have, as far as the ASFAB goes, as far as the ASFAB and all that shit goes, I could have done any job I wanted to. I scored so high. Yeah. But with the job I wanted, they wouldn't let me do because of the sole survivor. I was legitimately, until Cash was born, being my last child, until Cash was born, I was the sole survivor of my family. Yeah. No, you ain't going. You are damn near elite status.

Speaker: Yep. Because you had to be protected. Practically untouchable. Yeah, you had to be protected. No, exactly. Yes. And I didn't want any other job than I wanted to be Special Forces Army Ranger. That's all I wanted to do. I wanted to do such a rescue. I didn't swim far enough. Well, I couldn't swim far enough. When they had a swimming test, some guys went. I was supposed to be in this class. When they told me about it, I said, nah, I can swim like that. I can swim. I'm a fish in the water.

Speaker: Cuz I was gonna have a the coast guard told me that too. They said can you swim? I said yeah, they said no, can you swim? I said, what are y 'all talking? And I've never done them all, so. I swim like a fish. I have a second uncle who was a Navy. And he taught me how to swim. I've swam across the Ohio River more times than I can count. Jesus. With ease, with ease.

Speaker: I've swam from Ohio to West Virginia, from Ohio to Kentucky and back. You should go be a damn Marshal. U .S. Marshal. U .S. Marshal? Yes. I'm 40 years old. So what? Wasn't that what Tommy Lee Jones was in the fugitive? Fugitive. I didn't kill my wife. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.

Speaker: That shit was cold as fuck. You need to go look into this shit. I swim like a fish, boy. I can get in the water, man. I'm in my, I'm in my, I'm in my happiness. I'm in my, I'm in my spots that you can't deploy overseas. So you could be a U .S. I wanted to be a U .S. Marshal. That's the one cop over the bend. I don't think I, I don't. Go get it. I don't think at this point, at this point in time, I don't really, I don't think I could get through it. Go ask. Your meat, your meat, your knee might, might, might make you ineligible.

Speaker: Mike, whoa, if there's a psychological or a, or a criminal background check. Well, I know I can pass the criminal background check. I mean, my credit score is mediocre. I'm going to ask you again, what's the fucking problem?

Speaker: I don't think I can, here's the thing, the lie detector and the psychological evaluation. The lie detector? The lie detector is easy bro. Actually I could probably get past this lie detector, but psychological I don't think I could do. I probably couldn't pass this lie, psychological now, but back in high school I could. We'll take your answer some of that. Yeah go find out, we're looking up. I'm not supposed to be. You'll never know until you try.

Speaker: I'm not supposed to be where I am right now. So you just Google www .iwannabearmartial .com? USmartial .com apply. Yeah. You appear nine hours a week. USmartial .com slash apply. I can't make it Monday. So get the looking. There you go. I guess I'll be doing a show by myself Monday, because I don't get days off. I might be OK. Well, I'll be late. I'll be late. I can come, but I'll be late. I got to take Jason to home. I'll look tomorrow. I'll look tomorrow.

Speaker: Seriously, you got something now, look into what you can have more. One of the things I learned in Bud's training was you never know until you try it. And the reason why I went as far as I did in Bud's came down to I refuse to give up.

Speaker: You know and it's little stupid shit, you know and you keep telling yourself one of the things I one of the greatest things my instructors told me when I went into buds was You can do five more minutes You say it again

Speaker: I had an anonymous person sent me an anonymous person who we shall not speak of, sent me a message that said, Brian Reynolds might like U .S. Marshals. There you go. That's what he went through in the Navy. Yeah, he was in the Navy. He's still training. It is the six weeks of the worst, well, the first three weeks of the worst hell on the planet. Oh, God.

Speaker: the last eight weeks. This has been last Saturday night. Oh my God. Are you serious? No, you didn't. I have so much trouble. I have so much trouble. Yes, you are. I have so much trouble because of Ryan Reynolds. You're in Canada, I understand. No problem. Canada.

Speaker: Do your top 10 for the good of all of us. Yeah, listen to the top 10. Oh, we're having fun. Who cares if it's a half hour? Who cares if it's an hour? It's my top 10, because it's my shoe, and I have a top 10, and you're going to fucking listen, because everybody likes the sound of my voice, because I am a god. Gotta have my laugh in the background. Holy shit.

Speaker: You guys realize how much shit I'm gonna catch over the Ryan Reynolds comment from here Fuck you Tony

Speaker: We literally sat here and warned you. I made it very clear he was going to be the bottom. He is my bitch. You're going to be in trouble. It doesn't matter. You're not supposed to be giving who you are to anybody else. Like, you don't want to give them a headset to anybody else. Jackass. You'd be wearing rainbows like you as mergers. Oh, shit. I'd give you an easy one. I'm ready for you, girl.

Speaker: She puts your hands in the figure form when you stand right over you go fatality. Way back in the beginning of the show, Jeffrey talked about porn bloopers.

Speaker: And the cameraman that got spunk all over the face. Yes. I don't know why we're afraid to say calm, but whatever. Spunk is fun. It's an open word to say. Oh, God. Son of a bitch. Aim it to the left, not the right. I hope he was wearing safety goggles. No, he wasn't.

Speaker: He looked like a white person. What are you doing? That's not a dig on you, Tony. It's like he ball -headed, you know? I ain't talking a lot of shit. I ain't talking any shit at all. Get him, Jody! Get him. I ain't talking no shit. Will Smith him. Will Smith him. I had enough. This is right. Walk away.

Speaker: You guys, you guys can only, you guys are the only ones that can hear me. She wasn't in here. So I was acting tough just for you guys. So don't let her know. We're talking shit till you put us in the wheel. I'll whisper. I know you're fine. She'll beat my ass tonight. I look, you know, my intentions, I just want to do like,

Speaker: Fuck it. She said, do your top 10, bitch. And keep my name on your fucking mouth. Oh, Lord have mercy. I do. I love her. But I saw the cameraman that got spunk in the face was where I was going with this top 10 tonight.

Speaker: Yeah. The top 10. What? I ain't going to hit in the mouth. Before you put her name in your mouth. I'm going to do my top 10 like this. I'm going to do my top cards up. I need to go buy a replica of Captain America's shield. I can do this all night. I do have a Thanos glove.

Speaker: You need that shield around your green lantern just in case. What you need is one of those room dividers from Holden days. She set it up. You got the glove on. She's playing. She keeps playing. I'm going to snap. I'm going to snap. Play with me. What crazy is he had the glove and he's still lost. I know, right? He really did. He got his hands full. Take this shit off.

Speaker: He's gonna come at you, I am Iron Man. Yeah, I was gonna say, Tony Stark of all motherfucking people, Tony Stark said, I am Iron Man. Boosh. Really? Kadoosh. But no, I do have a... Kadoosh? Did you just do Kung Fu Panda? Yes, Kadoosh. Kadoosh. I could do that in there, but... Kadoosh.

Speaker: I do have the top 10 worst jobs in the world. Nice. And number one is Chris's girlfriend. Oh, sorry. Worst jobs in the world.

Speaker: Three for three, folks. Boom! I did not want to laugh at that. I did not want to laugh at that. Yes, being this is her own friend is definitely the worst job of all time. Oh, good lord. He's here. He's here. Stone Cold just showed up. There it is. Showed up where? I thought WrestleMania was over. Parton? Unless this is a re -roll. It might be. I thought WrestleMania was over.

Speaker: Ah, but number 10, or no, wait, where the hell are we at? Worst job's ever, number 10. Oh, I read these backwards earlier. Nice. All right, number, oh, that's gotta be an old one this time. Oh, it is, oh my God, baby, you didn't tell me WrestleMania was still on. I told you. Hey.

Speaker: Guys so that's why she didn't tell me cuz she don't like offspring she likes them Shut up don't go was the man the toughest some there's toughest SOB on the point Okay

Speaker: I almost missed Stone Cold's seat loss. I guess I don't know if this is live or not. This might be the real one. I'll turn around. Because it is late. No, I don't know. I did. I was watching. No. I would have been told if Stone Cold came out. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, hell yeah. He looks old, though. Wow. Yeah, but he's in the best shape of his life. Look at that man.

Speaker: so oh my god i didn't even do it oh you're not you're so far behind me you don't know what he's doing no no don't say nothing don't say nothing

Speaker: Oh God, I can't. I can't. I can't. I know we got a top 10 to do. We might get saved until Wednesday. I don't care at this point. My guy is doing what he does. Oh, he's got the strike. And he's got the stung -ho struck. Oh, what? What? He's got the full room. Jody, I don't think you have to worry about Ryan Reynolds. I'll put stung -ho. She was throwing footballs at me. I don't even know where she got him from.

Speaker: I don't even know where the hell she got these things from. She was throwing these at me. Brought them with her. She brought them with her. No, these are Cleveland Browns football. She didn't bring them with her. She's a Bengals fan. But 316 said, I just whooped your ass. I'm a stone -cold salute. I'm getting beer all over my goddamn bedroom. It's going to be Jody some 16 -feet beer all over my bedroom. I'm going to be the one catching a stunner tonight.

Speaker: She go walking through, she'll be like, what? She'll wait until you fall asleep. What? Did you say something? What? No, no. No, ma 'am. No, ma 'am. I'm sorry. I apologize for my actions. So what are the top 10 worst jobs ever? I don't know. What's the stone cold, man? I've got time to talk to you, Jeffrey.

Speaker: Oh, we're going to totally move it for this. But I turned it down. Here we go. Are we good? At this point, are we really going to do the top 10 or should I just save until Wednesday? Do the 10 top 10. Yeah, do the 10. Why not? Do the 10. Number 10. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, wow. They did this backwards. One is. So 10 is the worst job. And then one is. OK.

Speaker: All right. Oof, he does look old. But he is in great shape. Stunned the shit out of him. Stunned the shit out of him. Stunned the shit out of him. Candace's Road Kill Collector. Road Kill Collector. Pretty self -explanatory. Road Kill Collectors not only have the job of peeling the remains of dead creatures in various states of decay off the road, they also get to do it while braving oncoming traffic. Gross.

Speaker: Number nine, manure inspector. Animal manure is an important natural fertilizer, but first it has to be checked for contaminants, like equalized salmonella. That's where manure inspectors come in

Speaker: Not only do they... I bet it pays well, though. ...you to search for bacteria that causes bloody diarrhea, if ingested, but they also get to wade through animal waste. Quite a one -two punch, if you will. You can get chroma for one -two. One -two. Number three, a portable toilet cleaner.

Speaker: You know this one was coming. First of all, I have serious reservations about using a portable toilet as it is, much less cleaning one. Portable toilet cleaners pick up leftover toilet paper spray on a degreaser solution, hosing an entire shithouse unit down with scalding water, scrub, squeegee, dry, and then finish it off with a deodorizing smell. And yet, even after all this, I would rather take my chances in the woods.

Speaker: number four and I actually and I was told that I was weird because of this but I actually are number six on this list I guess because it's backwards I actually think this would be kind of a cool job just because what I you know the things I'm into but a crime scene cleaner

Speaker: No, that would be cool. I mean, it'd be gross. Yeah. Yeah, crime scene cleaner. That's, that's, that's, that's fucked up. I think it would be kind of cool, but I'm into true crime. I'm into serial killers and, and, and, and everything like that. Um, so I was told I was weird. Number five, and I had this job and I can't believe this job is actually on here. I don't believe it's on here and I kind of understand why this job is on here, but, uh, pest control.

Speaker: I was the orchid man. No, I get that. It takes a certain type of person. A, you can't be afraid of bugs and B, you can't be afraid of gross ass disgusting monsters that are allowed to reproduce and continue to breathe on this planet.

Speaker: Because as a former pest control worker with probably the largest pest control company in the world, I have been in houses where I've had a woman tell me that, oh, we got a little bit of a cockroach problem. Not bad. We see one or two here and there. Meanwhile, there are about 475 cockroaches carrying her TV out the fucking door.

Speaker: And I'm like, a little problem? Yes. And you know what's scary? They'll be in the house, but you don't even realize how many are in the walls. Oh, I do. I've been there none of that. Trust me, I know. For every cockroach you see, there's like 25 that you don't. At least.

Speaker: It's more than that, to be honest with you. It's more than that, based off of statistics and scientific research. It's more than that. Well, I know. I don't know exactly the number, but I know. It's like for every one you see. Roadkill Collector. What's going on, Kevin? Yeah. Roadkill Collector was number 10. Number 4 on this list. And I don't even know why this is a job, and I'm not really quite sure why somebody would have to do this.

Speaker: but a ape urine collector. This job sounds unreal, but sadly it is not. Ape urine collectors are employed by scientists who need ape urine to study factors that affect their reproduction. The work involves tracking down apes, laying down large plastic sheets, or attaching plastic bags to poles in hopes of catching adequate samples to analyze.

Speaker: Next. So yeah, that's gross. Tony said next. I don't understand why scientists would need it. I get the whole reproductive thing, but I mean, that's. Next. Yeah. How do you spell that out? OK, I said number. I said the AVEN Spectre was number four. That was actually number five. Number four. And again, I've done this work, and it's not a bad job. It's actually really fun.

Speaker: Jeff you've probably done this work as well be in the background that we have But deconstruction worker the guys who come in and demolish you come in and you tear shit down you rip shit out you break the walls you bust the windows It is very hard work As I said

Speaker: It is very hard work, you know, but at the same time, it is strangely satisfying. It is. So why it was so far down, like supposed to be a number one. Running through a wall. Been there, done that, Kool -Aid man style. Fuck yeah. Look at me, I'm huge. You will think I find some kind of weird satisfaction by running my big ass through a wall.

Speaker: Yeah, until you hit the stud. God damn it! Number three on the list, a zoo cleaner. Oh no, gross. Yeah, the guy at the end of the day who has to go through and clean all the pens. Ass. Yeah, I'm out. Gross. Number nine, this is a fucked up ass job.

Speaker: Listen to this description of this job. It is a hot zone, super intended.

Speaker: Hasone superintendents perform maintenance work for biosafety labs that study lethal airborne pathogens for which there is no known cure for. These passages include disease -causing organisms such as anthrax. Given that it is a sterilized lab, the work is not dirty per se,

Speaker: But what it lacks in dirt, it makes up for in worry. Spoiler alert, out. I'm out. How does job out right now? Spoiler alert, Jeeves. Yeah. What's the hottest job out there? What you just said. Good job. That's what you just said.

Speaker: And number one on this list with the highest suicide rate of any jobs of all time. Number one on this list. I struggle with this because I've known this for a long time. Dentistry. What?

Speaker: Dennis have the highest suicide rate of any job in the world and they have for these long oh my god there's a rip Oh stomp a mud hole in his ass

Speaker: Yeah. So yes, Dennis, probably not the job most people would expect, but, but it definitely fits the bill. Dennis spend most of their days waiting around in one of one of the dirtiest cavities in the world, the human mouth, which can combine some of the more repugnant features of all aforementioned jobs.

Speaker: blood, dirt, bugs, and disease. What's more unlike any other bad job which requires little if any formal training, dentists are forced to endure years of schooling and pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to even practice their dirty jobs. It is anyone in the dentistry boasts the highest rate of suicide than any other profession in the world. Well not only that, nobody looks forward to going to the dentist. Exactly.

Speaker: You'd look forward to going to the dentist. No, he is back in the ring. Let's go. I'm sorry. Soapy soap. This is my guy. This is my guy. He's one of my favorite wrestlers of all times. Let's go. Do it, Stone Cold. I hate dentists. Sup, Soapy Soap? It's a slow.

Speaker: Charlie, get out of my office. New dogs ready for the peanut butter treatment, I see. Oh, he's being a pain in the ass. There he goes! That goes through my trash. It's because I ordered McDonald's yesterday. And my trash can't be set up. You doordashing or some shit down there while your wife's gone? No, I had to Uber Eats deliver some McDonald's because they had like 50 % off.

Speaker: coupon that popped up on my screen, so I went for it. And I got me, they had a special for five bucks to get either two Big Macs, two chicken burgers, or two quarter powders for five bucks. So I was like, yeah, I'll take two of those. He was stomping all day long. I'm fighting the urge to,

Speaker: And if Kevin always gets a win, Kevin always can move to be a big guy. He should lose. WWE should do one of their biggest stars of all time right for a change. They already let fucking stupid ass Charlotte Flair win her belt, but I can beat Ronda Rousey. That's fucked up. What? Ronda's one of those chicks.

Speaker: Charles a punk -ass bitch who is only in this industry because of who her daddy is she's terrible on the mic She's fucking trash in the rain and she looks like a fucking man. She's not trash in the rain Dude, go to YouTube go to YouTube and pull up Charlotte flair I

Speaker: fuck up for whatever you want to call it. Botches, she is the worst offender in WWE and she has been since day one. That's what they say. She is absolute trash and they push her because of who her dad is. Yeah, they do push her because of her dad. We know that. She is absolute trash. We know that because of her dad. She sucks on the mic. She sucks on the mic and when she first came into WWE, I thought it was Rick's son who transitioned.

Speaker: That bitch just had more plastic surgery than the goddamn Kardashians. And she still looks like a fucking 2x4 with a bow. She does have a brother that died. The other one that was wrestling, I thought it was him, but there was another one. I didn't know that. There was another one that died. But David, he wasn't a good wrestler, not to me.

Speaker: Yeah, I thought it was David Flair transitioned into Charlotte because as much money and as much plastic surgery as she had, Charlotte Flair got pancake ass, her nose is fucked up, her titties are lopsided, and one's bigger than the other. That's natural. Yeah. It's got nothing to do with surgery. No, it's not. They're fake. She paid for it. There's none at all. I'll say there's a woman that's got one that's bigger than the other, naturally.

Speaker: Well, yeah, it's natural you have that. But when they're fake, you should have them the same size. It's cool to be. Nobody's perfect on that. I don't like Charlotte Flair. I'll punch her in the mouth. I can tell. I can tell. I'll punch him in the mouth. I can tell. I'm still not convinced it's not David Flair. It's not David. David was at an awards show with her. It was another one they had to drive. David's still alive. Y 'all can tell. Hey, Jeez. What's going on, Jeez?

Speaker: I guess, I don't know if you ever recorded it or not, but I was waiting for it. I saw Bernice, I didn't see yours. I seen Bernie pop up, but I did not see James pop up. Bernice, Bernie was - Jeeves, my condolences, man. I didn't know your house stopped and passed away, man. No, I told you. It's been a while. He's a big girl. He's probably having a service. Yeah, they're just finally having a service. Yeah, man, I knew about Benita.

Speaker: But I didn't know about Jeeves Pops. So my condolences, man. Absolutely. That's tough to lose a parent, trust me. I like to say it gets easier and it gets better, but it don't. Just fucking sucks. I don't want to make sure he's good. I just want to make sure he's good. That comes from an orphan. That was adopted from an orphanage. Dude, I didn't even see you pop up on hips.

Speaker: Yeah, I didn't see him follow on Haps either. Cuz I was waiting, I told him when the show started, I was waiting for it to come up. Yeah, the only notifications I got, I got one from Bernie, and then I just got one from Rick. Yeah, Bernie's came at 8 .30. Cuz I was looking for it too. Hellfuckers got me in so much trouble tonight, just so you guys know. Okay.

Speaker: Just so you guys know you got me in trouble tonight. Damn it, you guys got me in trouble. We warned you. We warned you. That's all we got. No matter how happy you are, are you going to do something stupid? This is going to tell you to be yourself. They can also use you to be yourself against you. Welcome to the happy couple right now.

Speaker: Yes, welcome to happiness. What is the strange words you speak of? What is this? Are you speaking Chinese right now? What is happiness? Ah, these are you. Welcome to my happiness. Happiness is like from the front of the corner where you had to watch what you're saying. You're the same thing. I'm looking around the corner because I feel like she's going to come in here and jump my ass. Exactly, that's why. She's from the city. Like, I'm waiting for her. She's going to jump. She's going to headlock your ass and I'm going to cry.

Speaker: All right, I need to go to bed for my damn self, so I'm going to wrap this up on my ear. Yeah, we should probably get going and close up. It's almost four hours. This is hilarious. I know. It's been a good four hours, so it's not even a bad four hours. We should let it go through.

Speaker: Ryan. Don't wrap it up guys. Let's keep going guys. You keep saying that fucking word. It's not even on me. Can't wrap it up. We got to keep going. We got to go all night. We got to go all night. You don't go all night with her. That's your job. You go all night with her. I'll miss her.

Speaker: If I had my way, I would take a day off when I was little. She missed your tooth by about a foot.

Speaker: Her aim's getting better and better. Debbie, I know you ain't talking. Just because you been sleep all day, don't blame me, woman. She missed you, too, with every bullet so far. I'm still standing. Like Billy Joel said, I'm still standing. I'm still standing. I have to give credit to Mr. Al Bundy for that. He's like, did you miss me? He's like, with every bullet so far.

Speaker: You said you were thinking Al Bundy. I was thinking Billy Joel. That clip, that clip. That was Billy Joel, wasn't it? That was Elton John. That was Elton John, yes. That's Elton John. That's Elton John. That's Elton John. That's Elton John. That's Elton John. That's Elton John. That's Elton John. That's Elton John. That's Elton John. After all this time. You guys might be right, actually. One of his best songs ever to me.

Speaker: I'm still starting to watch that. I like Elton John's song that he did for Tony Danza. That's a friend's reference. I don't know what that is. Hold me closer, Tony Danza. Oh, hell no.

Speaker: That's a friend's joke, though. Hold on a second. I gotta forget this out. Am I wrong? That wasn't Billy Joel. You are. I'm still staying. Billy Joel. He might have did a cover. Yeah, I'm wrong. I'm so wrong. He was on the run. Patchek, motherfucker! Patchek! I just fact -checked myself. Either way, I like that song.

Speaker: That was in that Disney movie. It was awesome

Speaker: Sing was great Rocking man, it was it was awkward as hell to me, but it was a damn With the Eagle movie Jeffrey fuck you that movie's awesome. I loved it fuck you bitch It was amazing movie. It's right up there with cool runs

Speaker: It's that good. Because it's actually based on a new story. Stonehold is beating the absolute ever -loving shit out of coming out. But he's slowing the hustle. Don't even beat the shit out of him. What? What? You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. You're

Speaker: Yeah. He what? He quit the Academy. He's still going to act, but he's not part of the Academy. I seen that dude. Did you see Jim Carrey go off on that whole situation? That motherfucker retired because of the actions. He went to fuck off.

Speaker: I don't blame him. I was like, damn. If I was in Jim Carrey's position, I'd have done the same fucking thing. Absolutely. I don't agree with Jim Carrey about a lot of things, but I agree 100 % with him. Oh, 100%. But yeah, I don't agree with a lot of things he says, but he was on point. A lot of what he said, a lot of what he said. I still say Will Smith should be arrested for assault. What did you see what Chris Rossville said? What's up, Roger?

Speaker: What are you talking about? What do you say? Chris Rock said, uh, what? Is that Lenny? We'll see these. Oh, it's Lenny. He said, you smacked my motherfucking brother. He said, oh, you're gonna see. He said, you don't realize there's 10 of us.

Speaker: I didn't realize Chris has so many brothers and sisters. Holy shit, Chris has that many brothers and sisters? Yeah, exactly. I didn't know that either. He's got a ton of brothers. I didn't know that either because when that TV show, Everybody Hates Chris, there was only four of them. Right, but what they did, there was only three in total in the TV show. Oh, I thought it was him and three others. He actually took an amalgamation of all his brothers and sisters in one and those three characters.

Speaker: Goddamn stone cold drink your beers and beat that motherfuckers beat him like a redhead stepchild He's saying guys must lose like that. He said nah. He said hell no He said he said for the rest of the year. I'm coming on. He is a ghost. I thought that was Lenny P Okay, well Debbie said she was a good oh wait she's a good oh

Speaker: But I think the reason why Will quit the academy is because now they can't take his Oscar because he quit. No, he took his Oscar. I mean, he quit because he lost control as an executive member. Yeah. He lost control. Well, apparently, the Academy says, oh, there's still punishment to come. Oh, yeah.

Speaker: and they're debating on what to do. I don't think you should have quit that. They should have let Chris Rock kick him in the dick three times. I think so. Randomly. Randomly. Whenever. Kind of like. Ten years from now, Chris Rock come running up. That's from 2022, bitch. Kind of like in How I Met Your Mother when they just left. Damn, why you know that? You can't come on.

Speaker: Just try to go live on me because I don't have 1 ,000 followers because I have some Sony Roger link up your social media and then you'll get your 1k followers Facebook Instagram Twitter tick tock all that stuff Link it all up because I don't have a thousand followers on we don't have a thousand

Speaker: Hold on, let me show and subscribe to you. I hope he does, Lenny. Try and go live again. I think you should. Yeah, man, you can't fool me. We'll be sure to be too upset because I gave him a statue of Jada. So, you know. That's why the stone cold is better than the rock. Stone cold wins.

Speaker: Stone Cold gave it to me. Oh, hell yeah. And that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so. Yeah, he can't move like he used to. He's slow. I see it. But did you see? Did you see? I had six of those conditions from the original video. I know, but I understand. But now, like, you know, that you're that that makes a whole lot more sense because it attacks your immune system.

Speaker: Right. And COVID - So that makes a whole lot more sense to me. Yes. I'm being real right now. Like that makes a whole lot more sense. COVID doesn't just go when you get sick, it attacks other organs as you get better. Yeah. Right. That's the crazy thing. No, I mean, it is what it is. Yeah. Don't play with it. If I'm tired, I just stay out of good sleep. And I told them that. Yeah. No, but that makes more sense. And I'm like, I'm going, when I get up and I'm ready to do something and I'm about to pass out, all of a sudden, that's a hit and a half of my ass.

Speaker: Yeah, internally. So anybody up in here who has COVID, when I check on them on purpose for the shit that I read two years ago, with some of the shit that I'm going through now, even though I was double vaccinated, I'm paying attention to all this shit. Nobody is lying about their conditions. You can't prove it. But if it was at the Oscars together.

Speaker: all you motherfuckers out there they got something to say about motherfuckers who got vaccinated or motherfuckers was going through shit you don't believe it because you can't fucking see it as a veteran we got underlying shit you will never see so motherfuckers we Cobra got underlying shit you will never see so fuck your opinion fuck your criticism fuck your sarcasm if you ain't sick sit your ass down count your blessings and when we are shut the fuck up and give us some help

Speaker: Have one question if we was at the if who was at the Oscars and Chris Rock made a G. I'd expect me to go up there Yeah, probably be up now see now I'm a fucking way yeah If Chris Rock made a Chris Rock made a GI Jane joke and when you and I were at the Oscars together Would you expect me to go better and slap the shit out of them? No because most people don't know much

Speaker: So for it to be sensitive and the fact that Will knew about it Chris didn't know about it. He still shot a joke

Speaker: All of that shit, that's why Will and Chris made up. Yeah, but Chris Rocky's been taking shots at Will and Jada for years. Tupac took a shot at Mobb Deep when he talked about old boy having sickle sins. Yeah, he also told Biggie Smalls that he fucked his bitch. Disrespectful. That's how I knew he was gonna die. But did he? But did he? Here's my thing. And I did a TikTok with this. Yup, knew it.

Speaker: Oh, everybody's getting stunners tonight, baby. Was that Road Dogs? I didn't see it yet. I just saw the announcement. Go ahead, Jeff. I'm sorry. Go ahead and slap Chris Rock for doing his job, which is to make jokes. Can I slap Will Smith for making Bob Wild West?

Speaker: I swear to God, I'm talking about this because Tony brought it home. No, I didn't. You can lose your head because you said you have the same thing. Come out and close. That would do the stress yesterday. You're right, Lenny. That's true. Hair loss. We didn't get there yet. You're ahead of me. Remember?

Speaker: Yeah, I know. There's some dude laid out in white and red trunks. I'm looking at whoever's in the blue right now. He just got out of the blue. I thought that was Road Dog. He didn't stun him. Oh, hell yeah! Did you ever see the story of Storm Cold? How he's not in touch with one of his daughters because he was on tour so much?

Speaker: Yeah, that's heartbreaking. Talk to him and it kills him because he was out here. That's the one thing about being a celebrity that would suck. You know, you're never home, but your kids are. That's why the undertaker wanted to retire. They didn't want to hold a finisher last night. He got a new baby.

Speaker: He got a new baby. I mean, you know, I'm sorry, but if I ever became stupid famous, I would do everything via Zoom call. He's got a scar on his neck. You silly. Yeah, I couldn't do that. Like, if I was an actor, you know, OK, yeah, I'm going to go away for the movie, but I'm going to bring the fam with, because it's not like they got to work. And if I'm going to do an interview, it's a Zoom. Because I'm going to stay home as much as possible. But I would be, I truly think I would be the Keanu Reeves of actors.

Speaker: Oh, good lord. Like, I wouldn't, you know, he don't see a count of Reeves out there pressing the flesh as much as he probably should, quote unquote. And I wouldn't be, you know, I wouldn't be a fucking Kardashian. I'm almost scared to hang around them, even though they probably would be fun to be around. I know they party. You also know they challenge you to admit they have to pay their own way. Yeah, most of them do, yes.

Speaker: Talking about being a wrestler and everything. I know shit. That's fucked up. I'm not laughing, I'm smiling. That's fucked up. I know why I didn't know about, I know I didn't know about Stonewall coming back out. Why? She wanted you to get the fuck off? No, no, no.

Speaker: She's passed the hell out she's still got us on I'll agree with you. There's nothing cuter

Speaker: Regardless how they look while they sleeping then you come in the other room you go in the other room for a minute You come back and I pass the fuck out you find somebody comfortable to you the show No, there's nothing. No, you know, it's you know, it's great. You know, it's great is she she had WrestleMania on after and she's a wrestling fan She likes wrestling She had WrestleMania muted

Speaker: So she could watch us. And she fell asleep out there. So take your ass out. So take your ass on the show. We'll think of it. She finished the ending. Go spend time with your woman. What the fuck? We got you. It was four hours. If my wife was here, she'd be like... You can't. What the fuck me? You can't. What the fuck me? When I told her that I would give... Jeff knows the sign -in for this. Just stick her in your stammer. It's not bullshit.

Speaker: I hear a lot of excuses. Yeah, I'm not bullshitting. I'm not making excuses I'm just what I wanted to come here and say and you guys are on a whole nother level Bullshit what I wanted to come in here and say is and you guys have touched on this a lot tonight is

Speaker: I love this woman to death and she makes me happy. So even though people in two of the four hours, you just don't know how much you love a tick your ass on. And I'll tell you for four hours, if you're given the opportunity, if I wasn't worried about her coming in here, shooting the shit out of me. She hit me with a ball bat. She hit me with a ball bat. She smacked me. She smacked me in the mouth. She she threw footballs. She goes with the ball. I see you, Lenny. I know about good shows. I know she does. I showed her where they were. I let her know. Hey.

Speaker: Got all that, all that on the dresser. You can go hand -to -hand with them knives. Your new song is going to be head over heels by the Go -Go's. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. For me, for me, for me, be who I am. And I know, Tony, you're going to roll your eyes, and you're going to be like...

Speaker: I'm not listening to the white people music. Listen, but, uh, you, you want to, you want to, you want to, what is it? I think it's a John party boots over something, something, whatever. I fucked that all up. Hold on a second. Uh, yeah, she did.

Speaker: Head Over Boots by John Partey. Head Over Boots and that's the song. And I sent it to her a while back. And it's a country song. But it's a bit, you know, I mean, don't come more country than my stupid ass and it's about a man that, you know, at the end of the day, it's about a man who fell in love with a woman and he's Head Over Boots in love with her.

Speaker: Well, speaking of love, I'm telling you right now. Jody makes fun of you because Jody's a city girl. She's born and raised in the city. And we're both 100 % polar opposites of each other.

Speaker: And she's like, you know, I never thought about being with a country guy. Well, hey, no, I'll tell you what, Chris, that is the definition of the Trace Adkinsall, ladies love the, what was it, ladies love? Country boy, ladies love the country boy.

Speaker: Well, no, like she never know. No, you're new. So I won't, I won't, I won't get too much in debt, but she's never been with the country. I'll never be ready to get out, but no, no, I never been with the girl for, I never been with the city girl. She's never been with the country boy. And ladies, I'm gonna let you know real quick and in a hurry. Ain't nobody ever gonna love you.

Speaker: Like a country boy would love to shit you. Bullshit. Bullshit. I'll call bullshit. I'll call bullshit. I'll see you, Tony. Let me see your love how I treat them, all right? I'm just going to let you know. Nah, nah, nah. Yeah, but I truly think, Tony, you got a little country in you. I've been down here a long time. I think Tony does, too. Now, I will tell you the similarity between the two.

Speaker: They ain't a man alive at a level smaller than a country boy. It's all about man. That's right. That's the country. If you don't have to be respectful, you will be acknowledged. That's a redneck in you. That's the redneck in you? No, no, no, no, no. That's the city in me. No. No, no, no, no. No, you know, it's not in the city thing. Tony, where your family originally from? OG, go back, go back, go back, go back. Where your family from? New York. I know you're a Brooklyn boy. Brooklyn boy. No, I'm Queens.

Speaker: Queens, Queens, Queens. Where they from before they were in Queens? Queens. Go farther back. Queens in Richmond, Virginia.

Speaker: There it is. There it is. You're trying to find a country, but you had to go far back. No, no, no, because it exists. A lot of people move to generation to generation. Because everybody has a rule in them. If you go back 400 before the cities came up, I got that part. Show you that Chris. Thank you David. But what I'm saying is, is that somewhere down the line, somewhere down the line, you know,

Speaker: There's that part. And this is what hit my soul with the Medea thing. We watched Medea Family Reunion. And when they got to the end of that movie, and they finally got to the family reunion, and old girls started singing, I was like, I know what's up. I know what's up. It's about to happen. And Cicely Thompson. Cicely Tyson. Tyson, sorry. I apologize. She hit him with it.

Speaker: She took them back to their roots. She took them back to their roots. At the end of the day, at the end of the day, it all comes back to them manners, respect, who you are, what you were taught, and your family bloodline. No matter where you're from.

Speaker: Call down Vin Diesel. Call down Vin Diesel. No, it's not fuck Vin Diesel. I'll punch that motherfucker. Put Vin Diesel on the list. I'll fight him too. But no, at the end of the day, it's, it's, you know, you, you, you, my, my, my, uh, you know, my dad wasn't around. So my, my greatest influences were my grandfather's.

Speaker: Gotcha. They taught me how to be a man. They taught me what respect was. Yeah, exactly. Well, to be clear, the reason why Pops wasn't around is he was long haul truck drivers. Yes. Make it sound like Pops wasn't around because he was a fucking piece of shit. No Pops wasn't around because he was a piece of shit.

Speaker: I know that's a good district. We don't gotta go down that road. I'll just put, I'll make it plain and simple. Pops is a piece of shit when I was younger. Pops and I didn't form a relationship until I was 24 years old, almost 25. The only reason I formed a relationship with him was because of my ex -wife. Now he's back on my shit list. So, no. My, yeah. No, my, my father figures were my grandfathers. Gotcha.

Speaker: Well, I never got to meet my grandfathers. I have memories of my one grandfather died when I was five, so I barely remember him. But my pops, everything I know is from my pops. Brian, old school teachers ain't going away unless you let it go away. Tony said he was brought up by his grandfathers. Tony's got an old school mentality. My mother's father.

Speaker: was the grandfather I knew more than anything. My dad's father, I didn't really know him because he was gone. He was. My dad's father. My dad Billy talked to him because he had left them when they were kids. He had left my dad and my uncle and my aunt. He had kind of left them when they were kids. So my dad's aunt raised him. And her husband, which was my dad's uncle, was a grandfather figure to me. Just my own property. Yeah, yeah, old school. Old school. I did meet my dad's father.

Speaker: a few times when I was a kid and when I got to college and would go back to New York, I would always try to go back and go see him. Now I'm in touch with that side of the family because I got an uncle, my dad's step brother. He'll look out for me and my dad's blood brother.

Speaker: His full brother looks out for me as well, so I got two uncles. My mom's grandfather passed away two years ago, so as far as my grandfather, the only one I have left pretty much is my grandfather's aunt, who is my grandfather's father. Pretty much the elder on my mom's side, you know what I'm saying? My mom kind of looks to her, so if anything, you look... The greatest lesson I ever learned, the greatest lesson at the end of the day,

Speaker: This is going to be a long podcast. So if you listen on Spotify, Spotify, get ready for it because we're going into it right now. OK, we can do it. I love that. I don't know if we should restart it or I don't know if we should. I don't know if we should end it or restart and restart it or just keep going. But this is this is what Jody liked about this is this is what Jody liked about last week, because last week we got into some shit because we was all drinking.

Speaker: And a lot of truth about me came out. What's going on, Lenny? So a lot of truth came out about me. Brian, you want to come up? Let me know. We'll bring you up, buddy. But she learned some things, and we got to talk about it. Some things that I was too afraid to tell her. But Tony, oh, shit.

Speaker: I got to pull that audio because I do want to post that because that was really actually really good. The after show. The after show. It's on YouTube. I got to pull that audio. I'll pull it as bonus. She's like, she's like, she's like, you guys were having fun. You guys were funny, but I also got to learn a little bit about you because I was drinking and I opened up more when I drink. So this is going to be a really long podcast and you know, it is what it is. Um,

Speaker: But, uh, shoot the shit. No, um, one of the greatest listeners I ever learned from my grandfather, and this goes back to what we were talking about earlier. Um, fuck is a stupid ass Texan. You sleep more than that. Um, trying to find him. There he is. Um,

Speaker: My grandfather always told me, both of my grandfathers told me now, my dad's dad, he sounded like Boom Howard from God Damn King of the Hill. But both my grandfathers always told me, they said, I do, I shit you not. My dad's dad, he sounded like God Damn Boom Howard from King of the Hill. But he always, but both of them, they always told me. They said, here goes Brian.

Speaker: What up, fellas? What up, brother? There he is. There he is. What's going on, brother? How much? I feel like we should replace Mike and Brad for the fourth guy. But no, my grandfather's always told me, do what you say and say what you do. Say what you mean and say what you do. About that? No. Do what you say and say what you do. On that same note, my grandfather's going to say about it. It's the same thing. You're going to say about it, be about it.

Speaker: Yeah, exactly. There's so many different variations of that. Yeah. My grandmother used to quote my grandfather all the time. She'd say, whatever you do, make sure you can sleep with yourself at night. Yeah. And I had a friend of mine, and I know this is going to sound really bad. Unfortunately, he's no longer with us. But a friend of mine,

Speaker: Tyrone. I know Tony's already on me. But his grandma, which was like a grandma to me, she always said, the dirt you do at night will be revealed in the light. Absolutely. That's why I talk about karma. That's what we talk about. Let me erase that. His grandma, because that's what we called her. Grandma. Old school. And she was born and bred. She was born and bred.

Speaker: third generation from Alabama. And after, no, no, but no, they moved to Ohio. Like her kids moved to Ohio and everything like that. And she was the third generation from Alabama. And that's what she used to always tell us. She said, let me, come here boys. But she was stewing up some rabbit and whatnot, squirrel and all that. Oh man, some good eating balls.

Speaker: But she'd say, yeah, she's, she would say, she would say the dirt and you do at night will always come out and I'm like, remember that. None of us know what the fuck she was talking about until we got older. Wasn't a one of us. I knew what the hell she was talking about until we got older. That woman spoke volumes and she, and I may have been the only one. I don't know. I don't know. But that woman,

Speaker: She touched my soul and she grabbed ahold of me and when she was talking, I listened. Of course, I did not. Well, you know, my mom always used to work at a nursing home.

Speaker: And I would go at night, and I'd go with her on Fridays and shit. Because at night, I'd be able to stay up as long as I want and watch TV shit at the nursing home. And occasionally, they'd come up, come talking. And they'd sit there and tell you why shit all the time. I took every bit of it to heart. I loved talking.

Speaker: All the time. They tell you war stories. They tell you crazy shit. You glitching, bro. You glitching. Am I? Yeah. Am I glitching? What? What? Brian, stick around, because you said something that I wanted to bring up, too. But I know you get off later. Oh, what's going on? Nothing. I wanted to bring you up here with them. Mike's supposed to be back, definitely.

Speaker: I know you'll be, you can be in the chat while you're at work. I guess I'm just around with this, so. I'm off tomorrow, so no big deal. Well, no, we got during the week. We got Monday, Wednesday, and on. Hey. Yeah, I know your work schedule. That's the only reason why I didn't suggest it. I told him before. I said, I wanted to be in Brangeland, but I know he's at work. Gotcha. I don't know if I can be back. He'll be back. You jumped up in the mic. Yeah, well, I won't do that.

Speaker: I don't want to jump on that. You answered that already. I didn't know he was yet. What the hell, Tony? I want to have a conversation between Mike and I. Now, Brian, unfortunately, Brian's three hours behind us. Don't use it.

Speaker: I gotta have a conversation with Mike. I love Mike to death. I hope nobody listened to this or hears anything or whatever. I love Mike to death. I truly do. I love this man. He is, he is, you know, he's a brother of mine, but, um, I want, I want him to get right at the end of the day.

Speaker: that's what we come in and that's and and that's what no it's not even it's not even the podcast or anything like that this is where I become the bad guy this is where I become the bad guy and I have to and I have to look out for him I am my brother's keeper yep and that goes for that good and I'll say this right now Jeffrey you already know

Speaker: Jeffrey's no longer than anybody else. Jeffrey knows that Jeff, you know, I've always had your back. I've always stood by your side. That goes for you. That goes for Tony. That goes for Brian. That goes for James. That goes for Milton. That goes for Pena. Even Jay. I said Jay. I did say Jay. I have drank a lot of beer tonight. I said Jay. I am my brother's keeper and I will look out for each and every single one of you.

Speaker: And ladies, I know you don't want to hear this, and I know I'm going to catch some flag for this, but I know you're women, but you can fall into the same category. I don't know what it is. It's 2022. I don't even know what a woman is anymore. But no, but you guys, there's certain women that fall into the same category. I am my brother's keeper. So in order to get to them,

Speaker: Jeff knows fucking Jeff knows better than anybody. I'll be the first motherfucker that will jump in front of a fucking bulldozer if I have to And I'm looking out for Mike. I'm looking out for his best interest and I want to make sure he's okay I want to make sure he's good and There's a lot of people that

Speaker: put me in the category of being a bad guy, being an asshole, and being an absolute motherfucker. But if that's where I gotta be to make sure that he's good, then that's where I gotta be. It is what it is. I've been a motherfucker my entire life. All jokes aside, are you sure about that?

Speaker: Yeah, absolutely. I'll be a motherfucker. I must say that because I know he wants to be. I know he enjoys himself. He got here before I know he wants to be here, but I want him to be here before I did. I would, I would definitely say I would want him to stick around and be back like this stuff. No, I want him back. I do want him back, but I'll be a motherfucker at the end of the day, if in his best interest.

Speaker: If what's good for him is to take a step back, if it's best for him to take a step back, we'll be the first ones to tell him that.

Speaker: I'll take a bullet. I'll take a bullet. I mean, it is what it is. I'll be the bad guy. I am the bad guy. I'll be a motherfucker for each and every one of you guys on here. Every, every one of you guys that I mentioned, if I had to be the motherfucker and if I had to be the bad guy, it is what it is. But the end of the day, I hope somebody, I hope somebody will say, well, you know what? He did, he did, he did me right. And he did what was right by me. Here's my thing. Here's my thing.

Speaker: I will say leave the door open. Somebody comes in cool. Doors 100 % open. That's what I want to know. Doors 100 % open. That's what I want to know. But you do realize that we are eventful. You do realize that. No, we are eventful for him. Yes. No, we are. No. Like I said, outside of Jeff, I've known Mike longer than I've known anybody.

Speaker: You know, like I said if I had to be a motherfucker in order for him to get right, I'll be a motherfucker I'll be the bad guy. I'll I'll be what it is At the end of the day, I'm that guy I'm that guy that will Everybody counts me out. Everybody don't think of me of anything of anything. I

Speaker: other than a drunk asshole that comes on a live stream and talks shit. But I'll be the realest motherfucker you guys will ever meet. The realest thing we got to do is just be there when he needs us. If he's got to take time, I understand that. But the door's open. No, I'm there. I'm always there. Yeah, I told him that from day one. We're going to be here, having a business straight up. Family comes first. They teach them to God. Ain't wrong, Debbie. Jay -Z said the best. He watched Godfather. He missed that whole shit. Family comes fucking first.

Speaker: And like I said, Jeff knows me better than anybody will ever know me. Outside of my family, outside of my blood, which I don't even consider family at this point, is my family turn their backs on me more times than I can count. But Jeff knows then, well, I'll be the first motherfucker that will jump in front of a bullet. I'll be the first son of a bitch that'll be the bad guy if it saves face. I mean, I've done it. I've jumped in front of guns with people before.

Speaker: I've jumped in front of people still getting in a fight. If there was a rumble, I'd be the first to stand in the front, putting everybody behind me. So I know exactly what you're saying. I don't care how soft people think I am. They don't know what the fuck I've done to where I should have been here. I live by a credo and I have for a long time, even way before I'm breaking rule number one, Jeffrey. Go ahead.

Speaker: Even before I declared myself as a Norse pagan, I've always lived by a credo. If you stand behind me, I'll protect you. If you stand in front of me, or if you stand beside me, you are my brother. And if I go down and you go down, and if you stand in front of me, may God have mercy on you. So.

Speaker: Understand I got a watch. I got a watch that I got a watch that I ordered it says Let me see if I can find it I know right where the watch is Yeah, everybody's gonna be there and if you're real you're real if you're real then you're gonna stand there and you're gonna be put in that position and you're in you're gonna make a choice I got a watch here. I love this watch by the way. I

Speaker: It's wooden. Oh, that's it. Uh, that's yeah. I've seen that advertised on Instagram. Yeah, I love it. It's got, uh, black and ruins and everything like that. I love this one. I got to get a better. Yup. Mahogany, but it says honor thy gods. Yeah. I've got, this is honor thy gods. Love your woman and defend your kin. How can I.

Speaker: Yeah, mine just says whoever she'll hold this hammer should it be worth the possess the power of Thor Right there Unfortunately, I don't need to watch it tell me But I've also been told I mean anybody if you don't know what North mythology is you don't know what North North pagan is look up

Speaker: They're basically they're basically look up their god of war bylaws, yeah Unfortunately new school religion Christianity But the North mythology which I've been North sir in the waters, I got you

Speaker: I actually, this is my grandfather's, I just popped open a box as I was moving my watches and stuff. I told his ass to go. No, no, no. This is my grandfather's pocket watch. Word. Nice. And my dad's first pocket made. Word. Old timer? Yeah, no.

Speaker: No, actually my dad bought this pocket watch for my grandfather and it's got a money clip. When my grandfather passed away, that was the one thing that he said made sure it came to me. I always forget about it until I see it. But no, like I said, you know,

Speaker: I live by a certain set of rules in life. And if I call you a brother, I don't call you a brother just because. Well, you don't do it lightly. I mean, I don't do it just because we've punked out once or twice, and even in the comments. If I call you a brother, then you are a brother. I don't care who you are, what color your skin is, or anything like that, or what your background is. I'm all figured to be brothers.

Speaker: Mm -hmm one real moment. Have you saved my ass? I saved yours. Oh, we bet you saw the period Right. I'll say right now. I'll say right now these four motherfuckers that are alive right now. I Don't doubt anyone and I'll and Mike is included as a fifth one motherfucker in here that if it came down to it and we had to stand shoulder to shoulder we had to go to fucking war and

Speaker: these are my **** boys and there's some other **** in here too. Yeah, you don't you don't want you don't want the **** five of us walking down the street towards you and uh just while we've been on Haps, quite a few of y 'all up here on Haps that I will **** roll with. That's why we're anxious about a meet up. There's a bunch of you. You're the one **** purpose. Not for a problem but because you don't want if you if you want to look for the if you want to smoke,

Speaker: He doesn't want the smoke, he wants the peach. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Dirty, Dirty said, Dirty, one of the girls she works with, she, they had a little issue last week, a little issue last week at work, and she was like, she came from the barbecue, but she wasn't ready for the smoke.

Speaker: And I told her, I told her, I said, baby, I'm still the shit out of that. But you're like, I'm that motherfucker. I want the barbecue. I want the smoke. I want it all. And Tony's going to try me. I know when Tony and I get together, he's going to test the shit out of me. And Tony, I swear to everything. Honestly, I'm not. Honestly, I'm not, because. No, like, you're not going to try me like me and you. Yeah. But I swear to everything, if you go down that road,

Speaker: You better be ready to do it. You're not the one I'm going to go after. You're not the one I'm going to go after. No, I'm not worried about you going after me. I'm just worried about you trying some other motherfuckers just to test me and see if I'm really about that. No, I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. See, the problem is going to be I always say this. Somebody's going to try us. And I will tell you why. When people see, and I'm going to go ahead and say it, sometimes people will see a black guy and a white guy hanging together. They want to see what they're really about.

Speaker: Yeah, my man's got his sneakers on and I got this Goofy I'm gonna try to leave you alone, but if I got a t -shirt on I'm not even drinking. Let me go ahead and throw this shit out. We have two hours now

Speaker: Yeah, I'm not aware way after hours, but it is what it is people will outtalk me all damn day I'm not about talking where I'm from is we can cheat we wait for you to throw the first block That's the one thing I will not do I will never throw the first floor the first punch Street rule you can throw the first punch when you're gonna not when you're gonna finish

Speaker: I understand that, but I'm not the one you're going to finish. See, people up in here like to run their mouth and you're thinking you're winning off of a verbal victory. That's why y 'all are weak to a lot of us. I'm going to tell you. Talk and talk. Amen. Hallelujah. That's a 70s, 80s rule. Talk and talk. That's what I said earlier. That's what I said earlier. Talk motherfuckers up in here. I see him arguing with you all day. The shit don't bother me.

Speaker: That's what I said earlier. That's what I said earlier about being with a woman, Tony. I am 1970s New York. We don't talk much. Every time you go to school with these new millennials, y 'all talk more than anything, and then you set somebody up so they can go down, and you could be the victim and win by law. That's what makes y 'all weak to us. Yeah. That makes me old school to a bunch of you motherfuckers. That's what I said earlier, Tony. I pulled that shit up and smoked that.

Speaker: That's what I said earlier. That's what I said earlier man about being with a woman You can you can read her every poetry in the line. You can sing her every you can sing her every love song Every love song you can you can promise her this you can promise her that You can say all the words that are ever been written Unless you show her physically with actions

Speaker: Don't, none of that mean nothing. So yeah, motherfucker can come get in my face and he can talk all that bullshit. Talk, talk all that bullshit. Let's go start this up. I'm gonna talk, I'm gonna, oh, Tony. All right, Tony, here we go. Here we go, are you ready, Tony? You ready, Tony? You wanna go down this road? You wanna go down, oh, fire Tony up with you. Here we go, here we go in the Super Size Podcast Edition. I was gonna end it and I was gonna come back in here and bring it, but the boys said, don't end it. Let's keep rolling.

Speaker: as true as you are. There are some people out there that as much as you back up your word with action is still ain't enough. And it's exhausting. Ladies, we love y 'all to death. And we are just. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. I'm going to call the time out. I'm going to call the time out on that. I'm going to call the time out because I know exactly where you go with this. I'm going to call the time out on you.

Speaker: I'm out on you. When you find the right one, the right woman, the right lady, it don't matter. The right woman, the right woman wants you to show her. She wants you to, she wants to feel loved. No, the wrong ones don't.

Speaker: Long ones don't because they're on a game. They're on a game. They're on a whole nother. They're on a whole nother level of bullshit. They want to. They want to see how far you're going to go, what you're willing to do. Yeah, that's the game. That's the game. Exactly. I'm trying to tell you. But here's the thing. And I don't know if this is the same side. This is the opposite side of the same coin with the right woman.

Speaker: when it's the right woman, you ain't gotta do show shit. You just gotta be there. You just have to do, like I said, if it's the right woman and she's the right one at the right time, man, look, look, you know what? We're going to be a minute now. Yeah, we're going to be a minute. I feel like I should end this and restart this so we can jump into this. Nah, put this shit on. They love it.

Speaker: I just don't know if anybody's gonna listen this long. We got some real shit to talk about. Did they listen to the last one? All right, then. Get the gold. No, no, no. Well, they listened to the last one because we stopped it and we came back. No, I get that. You paused it, motherfucker. Come back later. Yeah, they can always come back. I mean, that's the beauty of Spotify. That's a damn movie. Well, I mean, let's... Sometimes take these three days, get through some of the shit I listen to. So here's where I'm gonna go with this.

Speaker: It's four and a half hours deep. We don't have to end this conversation. I don't want to end this conversation at all. But let's drop this down. Let's come back and continue it. All right. Are we good with that? Sure. I'm good. Brian's got some shit to say. I know Brian's got some shit to say. Look, this is the thing about Brian. Brian will stay quiet. He's going to have to show. Sadie says the same thing. OK, so let's end this. Let me drop this. Let me drop this properly, and we're going to come right back.

Speaker: Is it me, Brian, or Jeff? I'll bring it back up. You'll bring it back up? Yeah, I'll bring it back up. I feel horrible. Why? Why? Because she's sleeping. I told you what, I will take your ass on.

Speaker: I know, but I feel horrible, but at the same time, I feel like I'm not going to get in trouble because here's the thing. No, I'm not going to get in trouble. You can't wake up anymore. She came here in the morning. Give me a camera. Give me a camera, Brian. Give me a camera, bro. Give me a camera. Give me a camera so we listen real good. She came here for you. Yeah. She watched WrestleMania all along, guys. You wonder why I'm not going to get in trouble. You wonder why I'm not going to get in trouble.

Speaker: She didn't watch WrestleMania. We were watching it together, because I had it on my phone in here. And I was about to take it. Why are we whispering? I don't know, because we're talking about the time ourselves, so nobody else can hear us. It's your choice. It's your choice to do the Apple show. It's your choice to keep it going as long as possible. She smacked me in the face. She hit me with a ball bite. She threw balls at me. Lenny, that's just you, Lenny. That's just you.

Speaker: No, no, she's not gonna be mad. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. We're gonna end this and we're gonna come back up and I'm gonna bring the guys back up. But this is a moment of realness and I know a lot of you guys see me and you see the podcast and you see me having fun. You see me breaking balls and you see me.

Speaker: I guess as a persona. It's not really a persona. It's who I am. It's what I do. But at the end of the day, this is the moment that we're going to go along. We've gone way over than what we should have gone. I'm not even going to end this show with a Blacktop Mojo song. So I apologize to Blacktop Mojo. I'm just going to end it. Yeah, I'll merge it in. I'll merge it in. Who the fuck is Snapchatting me?

Speaker: You know, this is the moment where things start to get real. And that was, that was one of the things like, I think it was last weekend. We did the after show and we came in and we start talking. We started talking. We started watching hours. We're not doing three hours a night. We ain't doing three more hours. I can't do that. So, so we came in here. We just being real. And, and, and I,

Speaker: Oh my god. Oh my god.

Speaker: I didn't expect her to listen to it or anything like that. And I made the comment, I was scared to death. I was terrified of her coming up here this weekend. He's a motherfucker drunk. Yes, you were. I am drunk, but I was terrified. That's honest to goodness truth. I was terrified about her coming up here. And I also made the comment of when the date, when we get married, I don't want a wedding ring.

Speaker: What I want is a tattoo artist right there on the spot to put her name on my ring finger. Because at the end of the day, this is it. She's my end all be all. And we were talking the next day and she was like, I listened to the replay of the after show and it was quite interesting. I was like, I don't know if that's good or bad.

Speaker: Interesting. She saw your heart more than your exterior. In the show. In the show. In the show. In the show. Let's go back. You said it's the end of the day. Nineteen times in the fucking show. We're in the show. We're going to show we're going to come back. We're going to come back. My little fuzzy bear. She's going to get you. Tony, Tony's going to get stunned. You motherfucker, you.

Speaker: I do. I do. I hate everybody. I wish somebody should she's like, oh, let's go take a bow for me. No, I'm not. Not today. Keanu Reeves. Nobody go to sleep. You coming right back. We do appreciate y 'all. Listen, we do appreciate y 'all hanging out.

Speaker: Yeah. No, nobody go to sleep. We're going to come back. We do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. If you're not already, check us out on social media at non -sensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. If you're not already, follow us here on Habs. Download the app. It's free. Download it. Give us a follow coming out in the chatters box. Shoot the shit with us. Hang out with us. You can also get every single episode of the podcast on Spotify. Oof. Oof.

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Speaker: This is who we are I'm Glick he's Jeff That's Tony Brian joins us from time to time Brian doesn't pretend to be anything more none of us This is who we are. This is what we do. This is this is us Yes, so we appreciate y 'all hanging out with us. We appreciate y 'all listening to the podcast much love and

Speaker: At the end of the day, we're not gonna do a Blacktop Mojo. Blacktop Mojo are our guys. If you're not already, if you don't know who they are, go ahead and check them out wherever you stream music. And if you know who they are, share it with a friend. Do them a favor. And with that being said, Jeffrey, give it to them one time. This is a rotating musical. Tony? Mother had ya, mother made ya, motherfucker.

Speaker: And on the special occasion, rare occasion, Brian, can you give the listeners a goodbye? I love to give you a good Texas size hug. It was so gay.

Speaker: And with that being said, goodbye motherfuckers, but we coming right back. Stick around, we're coming back.