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“‘You Might Be a Commie If’ (Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)”

S6 E281 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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TOPICS THIS WEEK:* 

  1. Robert “Stormy” DeNiro’s TDS.
  2. “This Week in ‘Told Ya’!’ Science & Medicine News”
  3. “You Might Be a Commie If…”

*On “A la Carte”:* $24 billion later and more Commiefornia homelessness, Biden’s old lady tries to prop him up, and a doctor that actually cares about human life has info for those of you—and your kids—who got the untested gene experiment.

*On “3 Pro Things”:* A whiskey pick, the NBA GOAT on work ethic, and 3 logical, common sense reasons—based on FACTS—that you should vote for Donald Trump. (I know amateurs, “Not facts and logic!” AAAUUUGGGHHH!”)

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Introduction to 'Amateur Nation' Podcast

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Welcome to the
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Okay, let's all shut up, please.
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Warning.
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The podcast you are about to hear is often based on true events and people.
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It chronicles the dialogue and actions of random, anonymous, obnoxious, self-entitled, unintelligent, self-centered idiots.
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Attention whores, ignoramacists, dolts, clods, nimrods, douches, weirdos, drama queens, overly sensitive crybabies, and people who think they are better, more important, and special than the rest of us.
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In one word, amateurs.
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Amateurs.
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It's Amateur Nation with Lou Santini.
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We call attention to and call out the amateurs.
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Help, help, I'm being replaced.
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Yeah, those amateurs.
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The people who are doing life wrong.
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The speed bumps of life.
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The people that are in your way every day.
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The unintelligent, obnoxious, attention whoring, self-entitled drama queen victim types.
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who chip away at the moments of your life due to no self-awareness, common sense, manners, or social skills, and are disturbing the flow of the pros.
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Hi, Mom.
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Oh, hey, Lou.
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Amateur Nation.
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It's not just a podcast.
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It's a movement.
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And this is episode 281.
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You might be a commie if... Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy.

Listener Shoutouts and Pro Post of the Week

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On today's episode, Robert Stormy De Niro's TBS, This Week in Told Ya, Science and Medicine News, and You Might Be a Commie If.
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Then it's quick kicks to the nuts of amateurs and a la carte, and we close the show with three things done right on Three Pro Things.
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Shouts out to Pro Nation first.
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Shouts out to Eric Stevens of Cleveland, Patrick Mendy, and Nayima Jemmeh on Truth Social, and Tom Hawley on Facebook.
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Your Pro Post of the Week by alert pro Jason Alamond on Instagram, and it's very theme appropriate.
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At the top of his post, it reads, in caps, IF YOU.
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Okay?
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And now the list.
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If you are too sensitive to everything, are unable to handle humor and sarcasm and give it back in kind, are offended by everything, believe everybody is equal in everything, believe you are entitled and don't believe in the concept of struggle, believe in making people overcome their shortcomings by telling them they don't have them,
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Accept people's stupidity rather than calling them out.
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Don't believe the laws of the nature of survival of the fittest and believe that the world is a fair place.
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Give new words to issues with people so they are not offending.
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Don't state facts straight up because they may offend a fool's hallucinations.
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Try to seek the reward equivalent of another, not by performing, but by forcing yourself on them irrespective of your worth.
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Congratulations.
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You are woke.

Robert De Niro's Controversies

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Now, before we get started, a flashback.
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It wasn't too long ago when President Coloring Book once again either lied, was a victim to his dementia, or just likes making shit up when he claimed, falsely, that his Uncle Bozy was eaten by cannibals during World War II in New Guinea.
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I pride myself in clarifying something when something is my opinion or is alleged.
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So, who better than Ulster Poster Woman, White House Press Secretary, Corrine Jean-Pierre, clarified and explained it better?
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Why is President Biden saying that his uncle Bozy was eaten by candles?
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So, you know, I answered this question yesterday.
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I believe I've seen some clips on your on your network about me answering this question.
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I don't have much to say beyond what I said to some of your colleagues.
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Look, I was there.
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I think you traveled with us too, to Pennsylvania.
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I'm not sure if you were there at the memorial in Scranton.
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The president had an emotional and I think a symbolic moment.
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He had an opportunity as president to honor his uncle's service in uniform.
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He had an opportunity to be there as president to speak to
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The bravery of his uncle and not just his uncle, but many U.S. service members that put their lives on the line on behalf of this country.
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So his uncle who lost his life when the military aircraft he was on crashed in the Pacific after taking off near New Guinea.
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The president highlighted his uncle's story as he made the case for honoring our sacred commitment.
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To equip those we send to war and take care of them and their families when they come home.
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Okay, bye.
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Stop making noise.
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Here's what's happening in Amateur Nation.
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As we go a little something like this.
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Hit it.
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Step one.
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Topic number one.
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Raging Bull.
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The Deer Hunter.
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Cape Fear.
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Taxi Driver, Awakenings, Goodfellas, Brilliant Performances, and Iconic Movies from American actor Robert De Niro.
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The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle, Showtime, Analyze That, Freelancers, Dirty Grandpa, Crap Movies, starring Robert De Niro.
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He's mortal, folks.
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He's human.
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Not everything he touches turns to gold.
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I won't insult your intelligence by saying he's not a good actor.
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Duh.
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But he clearly suffers from TDS, Trump Derangement Syndrome.
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Perhaps there's a vaccine?
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And despite his awards, fame, money, and talent,
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None of that makes him better than you or less expendable than you.
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And it certainly doesn't mean his ranting and screaming makes his points and opinions more valid than yours.
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You know, like all those around you every day in Amateur Nation.
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And I'd say the same for any celebrity on either side.
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You decide for you.
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But also remember, how you vote paints the future for America and thus you.
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Today.
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Today.
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and your children.
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That is, if your trans husband ever has that baby he's been whining about.
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Anyway, recently, this 5'3", frail senior citizen felt it was necessary to hold a press conference, the ego, outside the courthouse where the sham Trump trial was being staged.
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I use the correct verb.
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Listen to this guy.
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Useless mask dropped around his ears four years after the pandemic, while outside surrounded by hundreds of people, no less, express his pre-written, poorly delivered outrage.
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Trump ran in 2016.
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It was like a joke.
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This buffoon running for president.
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No, never could happen.
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beat Hillary's experienced corrupt ass, didn't he?
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And how about that?
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You and the rest of amateur nation assumed that the corrupt system would win again back in 2016.
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What's that saying about what the Democrats were planning?
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We'd forgotten the lessons of history that showed us other clowns who weren't taken seriously.
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Names, please.
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I don't mean to scare you.
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No, no, wait.
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Maybe I do mean to scare you.
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He said, reading off of his paper, such passion and conviction.
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This guy memorizes entire scripts, but he can't express his own feelings in a brief statement that he wrote.
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If Trump returns to the White House, you can kiss these freedoms goodbye that we all take for granted.
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And elections, forget about it.
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Oh, you mean the way life is currently in the last election?
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That's over.
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That's done.
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If he gets in, I can tell you right now, he will never leave.
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Uh, until his four-year term runs out.
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You do know how terms work, yes, Travis?
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What he's really saying is, my life will never be the same because I and much of Hollywood will be exposed.
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According to court records from 1998, Robert De Niro was a client of an international prostitution ring that tricked children into providing sex as prostitutes for their Hollywood elite clients.
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Where have I heard that before?
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Something similar.
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It's Epstein something or other.
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Guess he doesn't want Trump in charge, lest all that information at Epstein's Island gets revealed.
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So a comedian friend of mine, who shall remain nameless, messaged me this regarding the whole De Niro thing.
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He said, I need to get thicker skin.
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I said that I refused to watch any more Robert De Niro movies after his little political rant yesterday.
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I got called every single name you can imagine and lost eight Facebook friends in a matter of five minutes.
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I said it jokingly and it triggered a lot of people.
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I deleted the post.
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I replied, then they weren't your friends.
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Your skin is fine.
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It's their skin.
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And don't ever censor yourself.
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You censor yourself in life, well then you certainly will in comedy.
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There's a difference between knowing your time and place and not trying to make waves, knowing that it won't matter and it's temporary, and speaking for yourself in a platform that is yours, and
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And that is social media and on stage and in everyday life.
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If they don't like it, they can ignore it or not comment on it or keep moving on or delete it.
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They just revealed who they are.
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And I told them that cost you nothing but the cost of a post.
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However, this is not about politics with De Niro and Trump.
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This is about common sense and a washed up has-been actor clearly trying to cover his ass for the crappy things he did in that underage prostitution ring in 1998 in France.
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He has a lot to lose monetarily and reputation wise.
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He's scared.
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Why else would an Oscar winner disrupt his day to scream and name call in a case that doesn't affect him directly?
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Unless it does.
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You don't change your views because others pressure you, pros.
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You only change your views when you've been presented with logic and common sense and even better when they're backed up with facts.
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And now this.
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And now for step two.

Skepticism Towards Mainstream Science and Policies

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Topic number two.
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It's time for This Week in... It's science, people!
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Science!
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Science!
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Here comes some more science to trust and worship.
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Science isn't an exact science.
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A recent study from the University of Michigan reports that the amount of copper needed for EVs is impossible for mining companies to produce.
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Ha ha ha!
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Oh, he's serious.
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Speaking of science, actual doctor who cares about human life, Peter McCullough, revealed a study where those who got the untested gene experiment have had their DNA permanently altered.
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Wow.
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What's worse, those dangerous changes to your DNA will be permanently passed on to your children that were also vaccinated.
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Of course, this information has been censored by big tech, including LinkedIn, which blocked the information from public view.
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You can find it published by the National Institute of Health's National Library of Medicine.
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Science, you crazy bitch.
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Yeah.
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And speaking of medicine, once reputable UCLA Medical School says it has dramatically lowered admission standards for minority applicants.
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You see, thanks to DEI, Jennifer Lucero, who identifies as the DEI czar of UCLA's anesthesiologist department, kind of a serious job, the number of students failing standardized tests has grown tenfold.
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50% of some cohorts fail basic tests of medical competence.
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And of course she admits it's all her fault.
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Oh wait, no, wait.
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The opposite.
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No accountability.
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She said this.
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The candidate scores shouldn't matter because we need people like this in the medical school.
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Speak out against her or the department and report for diversity training.
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Racist scum.
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Oh, but it gets better.
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At a meeting with two people present, she demanded a highly qualified white male be knocked down several spots because as she put it, we have way too many of his kind already.
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Protest?
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You better be BIPOC, black, indigenous, and other people of color because according to her, anyone else, quote, has no right to an opinion.
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Now bend over.
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No, wait, roll up your sleeve.
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Wait, sorry, this is the waiting room.
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A la carte and three pro things are on the way, but first, you might be a commie if...
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on topic number three next.
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Hi, pros.
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Lou Santini here, host of Amateur Nation.
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My Drybar Comedy Special, Amateur Nation, is now available.
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And just like this show, if you're allergic to a lack of common sense in today's world, and you like your comedy delivered with uncompromising talent like it is bite, then check out my half-hour comedy special, Amateur Nation.
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Go to drybarcomedy.com slash LouAmpire.
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This is my way of saying thank you to the pros who listen to this show every week.
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DrybarComedy.com slash Lou S. Amateur Nation is not just a podcast, it's a movement.
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The Honor and Remember flag is a nationally recognized symbol that sends a message of appreciation for the sacrifice made by our fallen heroes and their families.
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The flag flies at many NASCAR races around the country, and you can help honor our nation's fallen military members and remember the eternal sacrifice of their service by flying the flag, too.
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Text FLAG to 71777 or visit honorandremember.org to learn more.
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Together, we remember them all.
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Uh-oh, now

Satire on Political Correctness and Liberal Policies

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we're in trouble.
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All right, now step three.
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Topic number three.
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Hit me!
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With apologies to fellow comedian Jeff Foxworthy, here's how to tell if you might be a commie.
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First off, here's how you know this woke crap is a hoax.
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Notice in our government and in business, both corporate level and local levels, college appointees, at all levels, people who...
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don't normally get a chance.
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Aren't simply competent, normal-looking minorities, people who simply fell through the cracks, but rather the globalists, the commies, those in amateur nation, are placing freak shows in power, going out of their way to place incompetent freak shows with multiple piercings and tattoos and trans people, Rachel Levine, people with absolutely no experience in their positions, Pete Buttigieg,
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But at least they're gay.
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And don't forget to throw in some angry Muslims who hate America.
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Oh, and I almost forgot.
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It's not enough to acknowledge the minority fringe groups.
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Make sure you pander.
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Have some obnoxious transsexuals on the White House lawn.
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Decorate the White House like Rip Taylor is coming over.
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If you are purposely placing violent, hateful, loud, unprofessional, gross, tacky, obnoxious, undeserving, unqualified people, you heard me right, undeserving people into mainstream and important positions, while at the same time ignoring their incompetence, you might be a commie.
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If you choose to ignore the fact that A, the vaccines were ineffective, and B, the side effects are real and often deadly, and C, taxpaying, law-abiding American citizens were often forced and bribed and blackmailed into taking an untested gene experiment, sometimes for a fucking donut or hamburger, while 20 million illegal terrorists, drug mules, and human traffickers, and violent criminals not only never had to be vaccinated, they were never even vetted, and...
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Get a free ride to enjoy America while not facing repercussions for committing crimes like murdering American citizens?
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You might be a commie.
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If you see all the trouble in America and your primary focus is making sure everyone is included with their idiotic pronouns, you might be a commie.
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If you think you can identify however you want without any backlash, no matter how ridiculous and disrupting to society, or better yet, if you believe that men can get pregnant, you might be a commie.
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If you are okay with the poisoning and mutilation of underage children for gender-affirming care after seeing proof that suicide and horrific side effects occur when disrupting the natural growth of a human being, you might be a commie.
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If you think that, as I mentioned last week, inflation is a magical, mysterious thing that for some reason is never our government's fault, you might be a commie.
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By the way, according to Bloomberg, 46% of middle-class Americans said they dialed back or completely paused saving for the future.
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And 38% said they don't think they could afford an unexpected expense over $1,000.
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That's just dumb.
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Just borrow a prepaid debit card from an illegal alien that you're having over to live in your house because you're a caring, tolerant liberal.
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Duh.
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If you think BLM actually does anything good for any black people that aren't in charge of BLM, you might be a commie.
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If you think that after almost four years under President's coloring book that minority lives are actually improving, you might be a commie.
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If you think that EVs are actually good and good for the Earth, despite daily proof that they are inefficient, not cost-effective, have declining sales, and most importantly, destroy the Earth with rare-earth mineral mining, mostly in countries where people are enslaved to dig for those rare-earth minerals, often children, then you might be a commie.
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If you choose to forget the concentration camps, imprisonment of innocent people in your beloved China, you might be a commie.
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If you think someone like washed up 5'3 fake tough guy senior citizen Robert De Niro's political opinion matters more than yours, you might be a commie.
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If you think Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, you might be a commie.
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If you think lifetime criminal and drug user George Floyd was murdered despite the forensic proof that is available, you might be a commie.
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If you're in denial that the police are the good guys and criminals aren't the bad guys, you might be a commie.
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If you think your mask or vaccines and boosters saved your lives, you might be a commie.
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A very sick, dying commie.
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Only a true friend tells you the stuff you don't want to hear.
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If you think that things like family values, religion, free speech, and the right to protect oneself are bad things, you might be a commie.

Critique of Political and Societal Issues

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If you live your life by strong feelings and blind hate while ignoring facts about things like crime statistics, single mothers, the history of Democrats in political office and their racism, the KKK's history, Jim Crow laws, segregation, you might be a commie.
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If you think that getting your career ruined for words you said, oftentimes decades ago, is okay, you might be a commie.
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If you think Trump got a fair trial and he actually committed the crimes he's accused of, while denying the fact that if they can do this to a former president, then they can come after anyone, including you listening, you might be a commie.
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If you think that simply installing a different Democrat in the White House and you're in denial that your entire Democrat Party and much of the Republican Party is corrupted, you might be a commie.
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If you really think Trump is the bad guy, but Biden actually cares about America and your financial, physical, and societal future, then you're definitely a commie and a stupid one at that.
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We're done with this jackass festival.
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You should vote for Trump.
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You should vote for Trump.
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Some light bites now on a la carte.
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Here we go.
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For those of you keeping track at home, Amateur Nation's self-proclaimed tolerance is still winless after the second Israeli embassy has been set on fire.
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First Turkey, now Mexico.
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Notice how everything in Amateur Nation is literally desecrated, disrespected, destroyed, burned, broken, and or stolen?
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Good side to choose, amateurs.
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Going broke due to woke department store chain Target is lowering prices on 5,000 basic goods.
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No word if transgender panties, bras, and falsies for toddlers clothing line is part of that 5,000.
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But keep supporting child abuse, amateur nation.
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Hey, comiforians, Patriot for Truth Reloaded on Instagram said something you should probably hear.
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He said this, if one wonders how a state can blow through $24 billion on homelessness with zero results or explanation as to where the money went, look no further than Newsom's senior advisor on homelessness, Hafsa Kaka.
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Did you mean for all those words to come out together or did they just fall out randomly?
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Explain how they spent $750 million
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on tiny homes, despite not one home even being built yet.
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Still on the fence for whom to vote?
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Let Dr. Jill Biden, allay your fears about President coloring books competency.
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My husband who is calm and steady and strong and has character
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You don't need to talk like that.
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You're a better person than that.
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No, she's not.
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Examples?
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I've done some dumb things, and I'll do dumb things again.
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By dumb things, he meant his wife.
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It is!
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I need girl talk.
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Hillary Epstein who?
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Clinton recently stated that the reason women abandoned her during the 2016 election is because she wasn't perfect.
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Maybe she's retarded.
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Husband and former President Bill Clinton said, no shit.
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Wait, I thought women were supposed to support women.
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I know the crap out of women.
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I keep hearing how Democrat, I mean, commies say it's not enough to punish crime.
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We need to get to the root of the crime to end crime.
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No, we don't.
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That is not the government's job.
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It never has been.
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That's what friends, family, and local society are for.
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Not to mention, what about self-responsibility?
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So you go ahead, commies, and try to get to the root of the crime with your pandering, placating, and coddling of hardened criminals who laugh at your efforts.
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We in Pro Nation will let the police get them off the streets so they have that quality time alone in prison to get to the root.
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of their problems and reevaluate their lives.
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Boy, I bet Nancy Pelosi's husband Paul misses his boyfriend David Hammer time to pay conjugal visits.
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He's all yours now, Nancy.
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Time now for three things done right.

Recommendations and Personal Responsibility

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Three pro things.
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Number one.
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It's been forever since I've had a whiskey pick on 3 Pro Things.
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I'm a huge fan of everything in the Jefferson's lineup, especially Jefferson's Ocean.
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I recently had Jefferson's Bourbon.
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It's a blend of straight bourbon whiskey, and man was I impressed, especially by the fact that at less than $40 a bottle, in fact, I got mine on sale for $35.
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The first words that come to mind, smooth, light, easy drinking.
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I've only had it straight with one big rock.
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That's my favorite way to try anything new.
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Then I go to neat if there's a chill in the air or I'm a tad under the weather.
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But at the time of this podcast, their site had 110 reviews, totaling an average of 4.6 out of 5 stars.
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For $40 or less, Jefferson's bourbon is a great bourbon choice.
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Number two.
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Michael Jordan is the GOAT of the NBA.
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Case closed.
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Not illiterate Lakami James.
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For me, anyway, anytime I hear arguments about the GOAT in any sport, it's never just about the numbers for me.
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The first thing I ask is, did he or she elevate or change the game combined with the numbers?
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Then factor in that person's reputation, and there's your GOAT.
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That being said, here's a quick audio drop with Sir Charles Barkley sharing the stage with the legend Michael Jordan on the Oprah Winfrey Show.
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From 2017, when the world still made some sense, here's Charles Barkley on Jordan's philosophy on work ethic.
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I was going to give a homeless guy some money one night, and he smacks my hand.
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And he says, if he can say, do you have an inspired change?
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He can say, welcome to McDonald's, can I help you?
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Notice how the audience laughed and applauded during and after his comment.
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Hit it again, please.
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Hey, I was going to give a homeless guy some money one night, and he smacks my hand.
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And he says, if he can say, do you have an inspired change?
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He can say, welcome to McDonald's, because I hit you.
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Nowadays, just seven years later, Jordan would be met with booze.
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They'd cancel him.
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I'm sure amateurs will miss the point and think it's about greed, but he was trying to make a point about work ethic.
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Make no mistake, there are indeed homeless people who got hit hard with financial times, whether it's from medical bills, a natural disaster, or in many cases, mental illness, and let's not forget our veterans.
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But a sane person can see the difference.
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Number three.

Advocating for Political Change

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Here's the best, most concise, most cogent, logical reasons.
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I know, amateurs.
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Logic!
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To vote for Donald Trump.
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By the way, reasons.
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Plural.
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Here's Charlie Kirk explaining to a college student at a campus three simple things to consider.
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that should sway your vote to Donald Trump.
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It's not about indictments or any of that.
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It's who is going to give me a better economic future, who is going to keep the country in a more stable setting when it comes to crime in the border, and which president has shown to have less war abroad.
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Let's go one by one.
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Under Donald Trump, every single person in this audience was on their way to own a home.
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to be able to get richer.
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Under Joe Biden, it is out of grasp for every single one of you.
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It is harder than ever.
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Number two, the border.
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We have 10,000 to 15,000 people a day coming across the southern border, completely destabilizing our immigration policy.
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Number three, Israel-Hamas war is obviously tearing this campus apart and tearing apart our country.
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None of that happened under Donald Trump.
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Russia never invaded Ukraine.
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Donald Trump is the first president in 40 years to not declare a new war as president of the United States.
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We had less war and more peace.
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People were getting richer and we had more stability.
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So those are the three things that I would look at because under Joe Biden, you will have less rights.
00:29:43
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The government will spy on you more.
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They'll restrict your First Amendment rights more.
00:29:46
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They'll destroy your purchasing power and the money you have in your pocket.
00:29:49
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You'll have more international war.
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And more destabilization here with crime and things happening on the border.
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These are facts.
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You can't refute facts.
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But what about Pride Month and free stuff and special privileges?
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You do realize that all this stuff, it's all bullshit, right?
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It's all made up.
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All right, bonus pro thing.
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Here's Trump-endorsed Navy SEAL Tim Sheehy speaking to American citizens as he's running for senator.
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common sense is we want a secure border, safe streets, cheap gas, good schools, boys and boys, girls and girls, cops are good, criminals are bad.
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That's it.
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Right?
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That's it.
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Pretty simple.
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And if we can pursue policies that support those very simple ends, we're going to save this country.
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But we need to send common sense people back to D.C.
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on both sides of the aisle.
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We can't keep sending the same guys back there for 10 years, 20 years, 50 years on the case of Joe Biden and expect different results.
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It's time for a new generation of leaders.
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This country was founded on citizen government.
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It's about time we send some real citizens back to that city to shake it up.
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Why would anyone, anyone

Conclusion and Call to Action

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who likes living in America, that is, argue against
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Any of those simple things that Tim Sheehy just mentioned.
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Answer, if you're a commie, you won't.
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So take Charlie Kirk's and Tim Sheehy's words into consideration before you vote to make your friends, co-workers, and employer happy.
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Or continue to vote with your feelings or think that if you vote for any Democrat, the United States of America will be a safer, kinder, calmer, more affordable place to live.
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Go to lusantini.com and you'll find all my social media links on Instagram, Truth Social, Facebook, and YouTube.
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Email me directly from my website.
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2024 is the year of the great resist.
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Don't tolerate amateurs and their America last agenda.
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Make your voice and your votes heard.
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Do not stay silent, fellow pros.
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Amateur Nation is not just a podcast, it's a movement.
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Remember, amateurs, we see you.
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You're not at home.
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Don't do life wrong.
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Go pro.
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Don't be an amateur.
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For Amateur Nation, I'm Lou Santini, and this is a major production.
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You don't need to talk like that.
00:32:08
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You're a better person than that.
00:32:10
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No, she's not.
00:32:11
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There's been an odd shift in human behavior over the last 15-plus years.
00:32:15
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A sense of entitlement.
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A constant need for attention.
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Ironically coupled with the need to be left alone.
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A desire to be treated the same as everyone else.
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Stupidly combined with the mindset of, I'm special, so treat me accordingly.
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Introducing the book, Amateur Nation.
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The Decline of Common Sense, Manners, and Social Skills.
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The Second Edition.
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Inside, you'll read...
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The Amateur Mission Statement.
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The 30 Truths About Amateurs.
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The Four Stages of Being an Amateur.
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Amateur Habitats and History.
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Social Media Plus Me, Me, Me Equals Amateur.
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Technology and Amateur Behavior.
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With dozens of real funny photos, weird signs, and laugh-out-loud real-life accounts and actual conversations vividly showing how us pros are surrounded by Amateur Nation every day.
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Download the expanded second edition of the e-book, Amateur Nation, The Decline of Common Sense Manners and Social Skills.
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The second expanded edition, available now.
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Be a pro.
00:33:08
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Go to Amazon.
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Type Amateur Nation.