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Speaker: I was watching TV the other day and it was a commercial for some prescription drug.
Speaker: The drug should be the most important thing, right?
Speaker: Hey, you suffer from this?
Speaker: Here's what will help that.
Speaker: But no, throughout the commercial, they got to show a cross-section of every type of person in America suffering from the affliction.
Speaker: Every race on the planet, every size of person.
Speaker: They have to show a fat guy, a thin guy, a fat Asian woman, an anorexic Muslim with a limp, a child missing a head, etc.
Speaker: And then it's on to all the various couple combinations.
Speaker: A heterosexual couple, an elderly couple, a mixed race couple, a mixed race elderly couple.
Speaker: And then as always, the gay couple, both male and female.
Speaker: In love, they're holding hands, the sides of their heads touching in care, cuddling up on the couch, or my favorite, cooking together.
Speaker: We have psoriasis.
Speaker: We're gay.
Speaker: Let's make a cake.
Speaker: They gotta hit you over the head with it.
Speaker: Hey, don't forget, there's gay people.
Speaker: Yeah, we know, and we don't care.
Speaker: Can you get back to the medicine that will help me and run down the 50 side effects that will eventually kill me?






