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Speaker: Well, now we got a whole nother six hours. You know, I thought you don't. Boy, I've heard that before. It's usually not from this side. We're doing.
Speaker: So I just have. We're live, we're live, we're. Fucking Steven. Hold on one second. We're live a lot. we're We're live. let me Let me do this real quick. I know we're live. This is a restart. Let me get my guys up here. The Southern Outlaws Band. Where's Steven? Southern Outlaws Band. Where's Steven at? Sorry. Southern Outlaws Band, we're going to come back and discuss what just happened. I added a part two to the title, by the by the way, so we can keep them straight. Yeah.
Speaker: so The second outlaws band with one hell of a woman, check them out. Not all social media. Cheer it out, boys. Wherever you stream. b i say three before Wait, before you put that, Steven, your punishment, I want it shared fucking everywhere. a That's your punishment, buddy. Comment. and i'm sure that That was a bitter bigger fuck up than me falling. I can only screen record that. we got here in Just a few minutes.
Speaker: With those days he used to Lookin' good in those high heels
Speaker: One hell of a woman.
Speaker: And I've got a dime of your queen. She's a whiskey dragon that's pushing. She keeps that dance floor shaking.
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Speaker: The Northern Outlaws Band, ladies and gentlemen, make sure you guys check them out on all social media, wherever you stream music. Show the guys some love. Let them know we sent you as always. Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. good stephen stephen che vc You're slowly replacing Tony D. I'm just saying and we we we have our new Tony D.
Speaker: yeah And it sounds like you didn't get fired, but very like that's demoted like your office is known. He didn't just pull the e -brake. He pulled the e -brake, cut the wheel. We were talking earlier about, about my buddy, you had the the Suzuki trooper or whatever. we would Yeah, he didn't just roll it. He rolled it right off the flip. That's what Jarvis did. He was about midway through the field, hit the e -brake, cut the wheel, and just sent us in his spiral. That's a 28 roller right there, boy. Let me tell you. I'm going to get my daughter to bed. Say hi today. Here's my girl. Are you going to say hi to me this time? i She hates you. She loves me. She's like F off.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Go figure. That's how most of the kids do. the fuck that guy Yeah. Sasquatches are. Even your kids. Yeah. Kids love squatches. That's the reason they're a grandma.
Speaker: Connor's mom loves Sasquatches too. and people man and hey No, we are back. in this part two Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense, ladies and gentlemen. um It is clearly open to our challenge. Who's everybody and everybody is welcome to join in, whether you love us or you hate us. It don't matter. The link is in the chance right there. There you go. Well, there's a lot of us or whether you hate us or maybe it's your first time here. We'll be gentle. We promise just the tip. West said he was going to pop up and he's not or he hasn't. Anyway, he had he had some metal show on YouTube to do. Yeah, he was doing a ah metal music festival this morning or something like that.
Speaker: And he was live yesterday morning. He was like, I'm going to go play my bass and do love songs. And I'm like, god you're going to get beat up. He was like, I'm sexy. Benjamin Franklin. And I'm like, you're going to get beat up. You are an old stoner. That's the character I like him. he he is ah He is a he is an absolute trip. He is something else, man. ah So hopefully the music hopefully the the metal show went well for it, but I Watched some stuff and I've watched I was watching a video or something. Wait, you guys and you're watching snuff away No, no some of his stuff. Oh Yeah, let's sorry oh and he's plugged you guys a couple times and
Speaker: Hasn't he? God bless him. Yeah. i need actually I need to actually get out of my funk so I can actually start watching some some of the people that support us. There you go, Glick. I got you a present. Bigfoot meeting. Glick.
Speaker: Mickey said, oh my god. yeah That's awesome. all jeffrey a For those um but on those listening, the sign says it's a meme. Put it back up. The sign says caution. Bigfoot mating area. Stay on marked trails. Do not make eye contact. put that out her shirt jeffrey i've found that the other I found that like three weeks ago, and I keep forgetting about it. And Blazin just called you a Sasquatch, and I was like, oh shit. I don't know why. Just click. Send that to me. Yeah.
Speaker: ah Definitely buy that. Put it up on your bedroom. let Let me, let me unmute my mic. I was just telling Nikki, we were trying to get that video of blaze shooting a 50 cal. And I, and and it's too, it was too big for him to send on Snapchat or an email or whatever. And I said, hold on a second. I got you, please. Tell me your email address because I was going to give him admin rights. And he went he turned into your real quick. He said, oh, no. but his good He said he said that's a lot of work. And then he takes like 45 minutes playing with fucking WhatsApp. Yeah. do you start a video looksconor
Speaker: yeah Oh, this is so funny. very not bear with me i yeah so be on social media this this week i just have i can only because we have so much music on here, I can only add one thing at a time. Then I got to absolutely reset it. car <unk>s floating You know how we talk. So we I teach Nikki about every six, eight, eight, eight six to eight, 10 months life hits her with a hard reset and she falls in each.
Speaker: yeah yeah Last one was a couple of weeks ago. connor Connor got a hard reset tonight. Here we go. sharing bear ah i We got our first flip, boys. Excuse me, boys. We're cutting you too, boys. I love that. gets there some sort you I the full video with all of our reactions. yeah that is why woman
Speaker: but yeah the whole video with all I'll you both. I'll send you both. It's no big deal. Connor. con got a I didn't see the thumbs up earlier. I love it. Until just now. Until just now. I was like, holy shit. Did he set the thumbs up? but i go go they on a caluch I bet I bet he's I bet he's blessed because he has that oxy in him right now. Yeah, he is. I got to do it from my phone evening because it it won't let me do it from the computer. Listen, listen, prepare yourself, Vicki. It's hilarious. That's some funny shit. I need to get your stone more often. Connor is so much.
Speaker: are not often, but on Saturdays. What's that? So I need to be up here stoned on Saturdays. I it's I don't know. Is it it's I just think you both. OK, I got I got that. I get that. I say that. to make girl I just sent you both because, holy shit, that was so it's fucking hilarious. yeah know I didn't I didn't get the if they take a minute because they're they're. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Please. Please. Dude, we we we love having you up on the shows, man. We really do. You know, Saturday nights. Well, it's also it's a great perspective because let's be honest, you're way smarter than the two of us put together.
Speaker: So just like the bars are very low. Thank you. Jeff, you should let the audio lay like something funny, like some guy talking. I'm going to work on it. I'm going to work on it. I have a couple of things I'm going to I want to do a couple of them because that would be an awesome video. meaning day My new my new favorite thing is, of course, yeah so I'm slowly playing on different ones of those to to Find a good audio, but yeah, I'll play with it and I'll find something because holy shit. I laugh so hard. Uh, is, uh, is, is, uh, is, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh, is, uh
Speaker: did you not say yeah snapchat jarvis yeah
Speaker: jarvis first and foremost but your back actually don't bring your aspect but all the whole up is is is he restricted to the comment box only right now. and for that all night dude literally I'm sorry. You were you were put it on. You were put in the corner my man and hockey terms. Jarvis is in the penalty box. 100 % corner. johnson victoria gro is christmas hour before
Speaker: Nice sports reference, Jeff. and that's not for miracle yeah Nice. I know sports. I saw a movie once. Yeah, that'll actually get you in the penalty box. Would you watch Mighty Ducks? but but out that the first That is not the first time that's happened. Actually, it's happened so much. We have a name for it. And we call that the Tony D. yeah Tony D. Eber. Why is that? How many times did he do it? Well, here's the thing. When you do indigar shows so many times, you would have thought that was the fucking job. Why did you give him any access like that? No. It was on Haps. It was on Haps. Well, it was on Haps, and it happened a couple of times here on StreamYard. But Tony would, of course, at the time, he was a regular, and he had...
Speaker: and so it was it was actually a co -host he was a part of the show maybe he really was and he he he was sorry i scared him off no he was gone long before you but he was the only person i have ever flat out fucking fired and yeah said no yeah you're done i don't want you here i couldn't And i don' here part of the but you know, he's always welcome to pop up if he's feeling extra frozen, but he's not a member of the show anymore. But he he would he would be like, oh, I'm out to eat with the family. I'm like, dude, you know, it's fucking Wednesday or, you know, it's Saturday. What the fuck? Gotcha. Yeah. On his phone.
Speaker: And then i'd be like, OK, I'm going to go. And then he'd go and end the show from his phone. And I'm like, dude, it's not that one. You know, swipe it left. You know, it it goes away. yeah That's that's what that's what multitasking or multi wolf high broadcaster. that No, it's not. it's not like hum co abs i'm just say It's not something that Jeff and I ever got mad about. We just laughed about it and joked about it and made fun of him. And like I said, and i made I think I made like 50 memes that first night. we we we know know and And to be honest and to be honest, to be fair to me. Well,
Speaker: a we did it. We did have stickers that said click hit the button. or yeah Well, don't hit the button because there was a couple of times when we was on Haps where I went to play music and I accidentally ended the show. yeah like you know we We actually created this from when we ended the show. the i have one I had one that says don't hit the button, but we haven't used it in forever. yeah so i mean it was funny
Speaker: so would you like and you say how i go i'm gonna get back to work And it's like and and use either like When Tony was when Tony was a member of the show we still said to him don't Tony Diaz No
Speaker: this is this is what i meant i oh no um Phone easy thing to do. I've literally almost done it once on on on a show going to end and I cuz it's it's a two -step exit You hit the end stream and then it says are you sure and then you hit the red button again? Well, you know, I know what I read and go oh shit and then hit the edge You know, you know what I you know what I do when I'm on my phone and I don't have to worry about anything the back Yep. Hit the back button or hit the back. It shows everything you got up and just swipe it left and it goes away. You hit the back button and you leave and but no, that's what we call it. We call it pulling a Tony D and it's not a we're not shitting on the guy. It's just.
Speaker: and we putting children didn too many timess See Steven you're you're good. I mean it just thing people little little funny Don't get me wrong I can die in its eyes so fucking funny funny because he did it he has to live with the consequences as it will never let him forget it That's the rule. You pulled a Tony D on us and now we're going to call you a tiny D Junior, buddy. But if we all remember, he doesn't have a tiny D because he has an elephant. He's got a huge elephant cock. Good enough for porn, I'm just saying. He's the only guy on the network that was a porn star or is a porn star. Hey, you know what? Jeff is doing research and he's trying to find the jar of a spot of porn.
Speaker: I am. I've done a ton of research and I know you hydrated because of it. But, you know. Wow. Look at you. Wow. That's a bribe. Well, of course it is. A bribe. Uh oh. Change your hair, woman. What? Did you change your hair? It's straight. It's been straight for two days. Oh, OK. No, no, no. You don't want to bribe me to shut the door. Just shut the door, baby. See, it's straight. Oh, OK. If you want to call that straight, you have didn't bring me a fucking sandwich.
Speaker: Oh, she's like, there's no winning over here. so so yeah the guy She's the absolute fucking best. I love that woman so goddamn much. I guess she hates me. husband been there Oh, she did the jack off. Wait, stephen you jackoff but they wait what? almost much She's a woman. Trust me, that's a woman. I'm just saying, because as soon as you started diddling her booter, she stopped being a woman to me. Trust me, I have thoroughly investigated that situation. That is a woman. Oh, God. yeah
Speaker: she mean back seen her big water say And I said, yes, that's a woman. And he was like, well, I mean, because as soon as you started dealing with her, pooter she became a dude to me. And I said, I have thoroughly investigated that situation. and had to richard i sorry all set it off for side like thing i think I think he's been kicked out of bed tonight. yeah like like Jeff and I have already said, but once one of us comes to somebody, and they're just another one of the boys to us. So they're 100 % off limits. Watch Flerks 2, it explains everything. I mean, not like not that not that I have to worry about Jeff coming to Ohio and be like, what's up? What's up, Garden Dome? I'm about to leave quick for you because it's like you have a man.
Speaker: and there's a garden gnome but okay five verse you take your dog with it no she's all right you want to go right there to cousin the mama ah yeah stuck with the dog in the dog house yeah move over rover it looks like i'm moving in we get yeah But I'm not in the doghouse because I did anything wrong. it's She's got to open in the morning and she's worked a double. Honestly, though, what do you got to do to get put in the doghouse on your end?
Speaker: Well, please, are you so are you single? Yes, I am single. Oh, ladies, ladies in the audience. Take a word with this answer. from single And maybe ready to mingle. I'm just saying. the Hey, you know, just remember Blaze, it's one small step for man. One giant leap for its best kind. Hey, you know what they say about incest. Incest is the best. Put your cousin to the test. Keep it in your family. fifth
Speaker: but so Incest is the best. Put your sister to the test. I just got out of a relationship with my sister, mother, cousin. yeah I just got out of a relationship with your sister, too. but but Sorry, boys. That was too easy. I don't even know. I'm sure she's an amazing, amazing young lady. but and i guess
Speaker: no grace feelinging but this all normal click I, you, you, you don't have to stick your foot in your mouth to apologize. is I'm good. one bird you You groveled enough once. tonight because believe war has just out in the back of the rest stop like we always do, all right? Yeah, you bitches. Don't take my rest off. Oh, my God. You're on the line tonight, though. I saw TikTok today. I almost lost it. I saw TikTok today. The girl was, she was like doing a song, and she's talking about being single, but she sucks dick behind the Walmart. And I wanted to stitch it so bad, and go, what Walmart? I could use a bullet shot clock. What am I fucking saying? That's too much of a coincidence, man. You guys are talking about Walmart. Yeah, I like Walmart. I should have been there. I could go to the back. There's a word or two for my house. Walk to Walmart, baby.
Speaker: So if nobody knows, if you look on a map, there's a rest area right between Glick and I that, so we both like only have to drive the same distance. it's fair what they ah Is it underneath the old Georgia pine? know's Behind a rest area. yeah to georgia but We're not in Georgia anymore. to to out korea It's a creepy rest stop where It was a squash in a stoner going It's my bong yeah so ah pretty i ain't ever been a fight bone That is one impressive bone
Speaker: didn't know pay but Hey, just remember, Glick, eye contact is key. I gave him one eye. It's not gay. It was only a partial. and I wear an iPad. but like i'm a pirate It's only gay if you take your socks off. I mean, as long as you keep your socks on, you're good. Well, I don't know. It's better what what if she walks like she's gay. Ooh. Oh, that's what you swaps on. Well, you know, the problem is that being at a restaurant, it's dark. So, you end up you know, you grab his sock, he grabs yours. <unk> Sometimes sometimes you do it.
Speaker: the yeah Yeah, we'll go with that. we We grab each other's socks. Yeah. That's not a sock, buddy. I'm just saying. You might write more socks. In more case, it's more like a Vienna sauce. I see. He loves it. He he loves it when when when when I stroke his Bigfoot silky tree -smelling hair. yeah it' yeah Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Speaker: happy i which is put guilty as Yes. Yes. it is pride month mental have twelve months men help them ride month and men's mental health front it's it's you guys get a toofer Yeah, that's a twofer. Yeah, we get our tissues for our issues. and I question who's the lot lizard between the two? Steven. Oh, me. steve Because he kills the episodes.
Speaker: and oh man i hope he's watching this right now and not playing c o ds mrs good shit speaking of it so speaking of novel things so what you guys are saying because mark and brian call chair jeve she a serial killer what you're saying is jarvis is the eileen warhos the ah government the I've got to add something to do with the conversation I'm reading.
Speaker: He's trying to text from his pocket. Come help me. I'm going to jail. yeah please bri hes got jarver Don't, don't worry about it, brother. i promise you fine Nobody's mad at you. Nobody's upset with you. I think it's hilarious, man. shit ah ah get with you saying He wanted to break up episodes. I'm just saying, and don't, don't be your or i'm stress before the two hour mark, but nevertheless,
Speaker: I'm just saying, Glick, you, you, you wanted to make shorts. for the ah YouTube channel and stuff. I'm just saying a good idea would be, um you know, renting a couple of jacks and doing the whole tiny contain thing. Just saying. Hmm. Hey, there's a record button here. Oh, boy. Oh, for like, for what? I don't know. That's the first time I've ever seen it on stream yard. Yeah. Oh, so you can record it and then, you know, you have wait it. Wait, that doesn't make any sense. You are. It's underneath where it says private chat. Weird. Oh, oh, oh, you're recording. but Yeah, it's kind of weird. Ladies, Jesus Christ, what's he talking about? What is Jesus Christ have anything to do with? I don't know what the hell we're talking about. I don't know. Why did we get on the Jesus?
Speaker: I don't know. Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to remind you but cheese and rice. Look, look over where it says private chat. Do you see the recording button? Yeah, what is that? I don't know. I just saw it. It wasn't there before. Would you press it to press it? No, it's so it's showing. It's showing that you are uploading three things or wait. Jeff's uploading. Connor's uploading. I'm uploading. Oh, please ask all guests to stay in the studio until the recordings are done. yeah I have like multiple windows open or some. No, no, no, no, no. Maybe it's because we're recording live. Because it's it's literally showing all of us Jeff hosts. Glick g gluose uploading. So we're live. Yeah. interesting I just I've never seen that before. Yeah, never seen that either. Ladies and gentlemen, if you are watching us and you are hanging out.
Speaker: And, and you're feeling extra froggy. Maybe you've had a couple drinks and, and you want to come be up on some fucking, some fucking bullshit. Well, ladies and gentlemen, there's a link. Yeah. This has got to be else. Funniest nights for sure. Yeah. If you're watching on a YouTube or Facebook, I think about Connor falling out of the chair and I keep walking. If you're if you're over on the old ex Well, then I implore you to jump over to YouTube or Facebook And then you guys can chat with us as well You don't have to hide in the shadows and if you're feeling probably hit that link and come up man It's an open door. It is an open door challenge. It's a Saturday night. It's nonsensical nonsense and we and we we encourage everybody and anybody to up just picture she not it
Speaker: and nobody will see your but we we We have been actually having some really fun shows of late. Yes, you guys have. I it's it's been a real banger, dude. Wait a minute. What? Oh, what else? Oh, shit. I got to hold on a second. Sorry, Rocky. Hold on, Rocky. I got you. Oh, Rocky. Rocky, the link from the show before
Speaker: oh ruined it yeah all here i don't send him one through snap yeah that's what it's good need to do oh god like i'll find it so no to stop stop it stop it stop it
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: oh shit um What the fuck? I joined and I laughed and I didn't end the show. Oh, that was you. I was like, what the hell is that? I thought it was somebody about to hang their balls over the camera. yeah I wish someone would not be the first time wish somebody would pretend to be me while we're doing a live show. I sent it. I sent it in the link. That's the new link. My bad. Jarvis into the show. He fucking killed us. So the old link was bad and nobody's seen you backstage. So hit that link and then you're good. Steven did it. Fucking Steven.
Speaker: You know, nobody likes it it. Rocky was trying to join the show. We hate our only main fan. It's the curse of the G. Come on, Geebles. Hit the link and come up here with us. Do it. Yeah. Steven, it's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard. buddy It's just new drivers. None of us are on your big because it's way too big that've seen This is like a trend this is like a trend on Saturday as the night goes on Steven just becomes a punching bag For some reason or another and the jokes more and more homophobia said property You know the scar part about it is
Speaker: yeah Steven is, in all honesty, and I mean this from the bottom of my heart, Steven's the goddamn rock star of this network. I mean, the guy is is right up there with me. I'm doing four shows a week. He's doing three shows a week. He pops in on Saturday nights. He hangs out with us on Saturday nights. But he's in the comments. He's watching everybody's shows. Steven is the goddamn MVP. Steven has no life. Why would you well i would you say that? i was just trying to come my map perhaps but I mean, I don't have a lot, but I'm too lazy to get online. It's going on ground ground. hi Yeah. A list is paying to. Well, I listen always. I will say she's in a cage. Yeah, I mean.
Speaker: There's nothing to really do with going blind and walking. The most valuable thing is this is true. You do bring the elephant trunk to the. most nice all pies
Speaker: You are the raw Jeremy of nonsensical network, I'm just saying. You know what, you know what, Jeff, I feel like you need to read, read, do the read, do the Avengers, the Avengers picture. but Jarvis's face on Thor's hammer.
Speaker: put Jarvis right on, right on Moneer.
Speaker: Just put, just put Stephen, his head on a stick. just sure Jarvis is the hammer of the god. Jarvis has a hammer of the gods. I need a full body picture of Jarvis. If you haven't, if you haven't seen the movie and a condo, watch it. Triple that size. Yeah. I watched a movie called Anaconda. It was starring Jera Vichy. Yeah. It's this. And even Ice Cube couldn't get away from that. Let me tell you. Oh, that's your poor name, Jarvis. Anaconda. Yeah. Anaconda 2. Anaconda 2,
Speaker: Rise of Jera Vichy. that say think and i'm shooting a boy i network i' just say yeah mom trying as you can put here right they got a massive fucking ham right what's the matter with ja ma he' go of produce stephen falcon standing there with this giant dick out Yeah, where is Connor where the hell is Connor I would go put his kids to bed Oh, that's right. you He sent his Snapchat the other day. He's laying bed. He's laying next to the crib going, you'd think it'd be easy, but a kid to bed. and His daughter's looking out through the bars like, hi.
Speaker: it's like i've been I've been laying here for an hour. I'm like, fuck, I wish I could tell you my total four or four morks wonders. Oh, man. man are your i guess However, I will say, you know what, Jarvis? Night quill pills. yeah Jarvis, I will say your little fuck up has boosted the live viewers. I'm just saying. Did it really? Well, well, we usually I'm not a numbers guy. I'm not a numbers guy. You know, I I see him and whatnot. I'm not a numbers guy. I don't care. I mean, as long as you're having fun in the chat, we look at while somebody's talking sports, but yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And now, if we can just. set up The numbers are. And encourage them to find people. We're just trying to encourage them to hit that link in the bio and come hang out with us. Yeah.
Speaker: i walk that gro yeah wrong He's like, you're welcome.
Speaker: I thought that wrong. This guy was going to come up. He said, let me say, yeah, he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he has he been up here before no yeah always been that he's a good guy yeah Uh, but, and like, we had a whole like 40 minutes that we did on trying to figure out how to say his name. 40 minutes. But yeah, yeah, we really did. We were trying to figure out how to say his name. We try to figure out a name. It feels like three hours. he was like quick That's what I can grunge. I mean, there'd be grunge. It's, it's, uh, it's, it's grown. It's grown. Gibus.
Speaker: Yeah. Garage. Yeah. He said it was phonetically so that we could say it. He's a cool dude, man. He he he pops in and he and he he's always in the chat and we haven't had him up here on a Saturday night and in the chat and that's what I said. Hit that late man. Come on up. would Turn the camera on. Put your pecker. Well, you don't have to put your pecker away. Just don't put your pecker on camera. Exactly. but He's an Ohio boy. You saw that in Ohio. You imagine some dudes, no penis on camera, but he's edging himself the entire time. he's like What? You don't do that? Oh, I'm going to go pick my little pecker. Oh. He's it. He's going to get it. Yeah. I'm going to attribute to Glick.
Speaker: I seriously hope Rocky looked that up. My wife and I were talking about it the other day. She's like, men are disgusting. I was like, oh, you have no fucking idea. And I was like, I was like, hold on. I'll send you some links. She's like, no, no, no, no, no. I was like, OK, go ahead and look up what a tribute is. She's like, she said, she said, like in Hunger Games. I said, no, not like the Hunger Games. And I sent her to explain it to her for like 15 minutes of what it says. She's like, that's disgusting. I said, yeah, you have no idea.
Speaker: And she's like, are they at least naked? I was like, no. Cause we were talking about her social media. She, she was telling me that, that, uh, somebody was, somebody said that, uh, a friend of hers said that some guy sent her a picture of her Instagram picture saying, and you look amazing. Your tits look great in this picture. And if she's just showing a little bit of cleavage cleavage. Talk about your wife, right? No, my wife's friend. Oh, yeah. Nobody's ever sent that message to your wife. Yeah. Okay. But kind she says she says, get can guys get off to a picture like that? I said, yeah. Oh, J .C. Phinney's catalog, baby. I said, I said, you give me a rock. you way Fuck it. It is. J .C. Phinney. Imagine titties in there. Yeah. Flip the lawn.
Speaker: I hope for the bad airpress that is sports illustrated. Yes. Yeah. Been there. I found a penthouse form in the in the woods. all Ah, the holy grail. Yeah. Is it was actually one of those tropes. What's that? Dear Penthouse. Yeah. Yep. It was those. I feel like I get right. too i feel like Yeah. Yeah. Believe it or not, Jeff, shut the fuck up. I could probably write a couple of stories to Penthouse. Dude, in all seriousness, I think I would be good at it, but I would actually have to sit down and actually do it. Like, you know what I mean? No. No. I could send in the audio. I could absolutely make something up. I'm talking about a real life experience. Oh, no. Because we all know I'm the pro. We all know that I'm the pro to the network and
Speaker: wait, wait, wait. So, wait, you're you're saying you read the penthouse letters and you're like, wait, that's real. Like, so, I, my shower. Oh, no. No,
Speaker: no no, Jeff. ah First and foremost, I've never once read an article in Penthouse because Penthouse showed penetration if i It was not it was not Playboy where I actually do read playboys obviously yeah I'm there for the obvious reason but I've also read Playboy because Playboy actually does have really read an article in a magazine See, I went I I always went for the more like the non article ones like Cherry and um um we got to see you and give us give us your hour remove she in Hustler. Hustler was another the one I liked. Yeah, they showed penetration Cherry and stuff like that. They should penetrate. You got to give us one of these and show us your face. You did. I'm ready. Oh.
Speaker: Oh my god. I brought him up and he dropped. Hey, you might add it. Oh, it becomes back up. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hustler. I ain't never read shit in Hustler because you actually get to see the title and butthole. You get to see this and and butthole looks like that. If you don't know what a butthole looks like, it looks like that. It looks like a balloon. No rings with the rings. maybe i mean some some people a forty forty one I thought that was the floor. was the vote a playboy no i actually read playboy and i enjoyed playboy as well um no yeah like i said you know i could i can i's house i went to when i used to plumbing heating repair that it's not you're not going to send that letter to hustler you're going to send that letter to playg girl jeff
Speaker: no no no no i went do this well i used to do plumbing and he i spread my cheeks as mike concho it and always this guy had I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could I could full with playboys I've seen. I was like, jesus dude, he's like, I'm a subscriber. I was like, since when? Ninety nine. 1892. Good God. It was it was it was a birthday present for when he turned 18. Connor.
Speaker: water Connor. What was that? Oh, we all froze. There he is. Give me two thumb two fingers, buddy. Just in case. da you i mean and make sure you're real
Speaker: yeah We've seen many insertions on this. Can y 'all hear me OK? Yeah, we got you, man. We can hear you. Hey, you know what? Rotate. We have the signals. will chap e can hear You guys. Are you on your phone? Oh, yeah, he's on his phone. Rotate it. the the the daniel know get be i think you guys are stopped
Speaker: sounding all choppy here if you haven't know what always happened like make like a fourth to and the hell a sudden basisus yeah out right um ready Oh, sorry, guys. My connection is bad. I don't know what's going on. Oh, no. so like I think he's in a bad Internet spot. You might be a bad Internet connection. Who's done? Are you in? Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm not going to be able to this ain't going to work out. Understood. but Maybe when I'm on the lands good your face. ground but
Speaker: afternoon um like it doesn't work around i know the chatters boxer good brother you know we like you around here Yeah, you're you're welcome ah he he't know how boy he's and yeah and's obama The signal is shit at Stevens you need to leave and you'll get better signal yeah There's a window in his basement super easy to slide in and out of yeah so that's his butthole. That was that was the joke. I'm glad you got it. gonna win let it remarkable but Let us see. Let me explain to you guys. The window is actually Jerry. She's butthole and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and
Speaker: jevee she can jeye the fit two small wars in his but all at the same time don't ask and i how we know that But we just know. You're good. You're good, John. Oh, thank you, guitar. Shit, that was fucking me up, man. I thought there was noise that's coming from like... I love when you're stoned and I play background music and you're like, what the fuck? Blaze is so behind me. Because I'm drunk and I'm like...
Speaker: What is that music coming from? Yeah, dude. I need to find a bunch of audience just to fuck with you guys. like like You start playing music and I start looking at the weapons, the assortment of weapons I have in my bedroom, like my guns, my machete's there, my nunchucks are hanging on the doorknob. My baseball bat. Right. I have a guitar. I can use that as a weapon. I've got multiple championship belts. I can use that weapon because a six foot to three hundred pound guy swinging an eight pound belt. You're absolutely. and You have freaking fairy wings, too. What? Yeah, he just doesn't show him. Oh, OK. Look at my fairy wings out of this, you little bitch.
Speaker: Here's the thing. When my security system goes off in the middle of the night, I have it set up, the confetti blows out. Like I get all excited like today's the fucking day. stop ah First and foremost, you have no legs. So you roll off your bed. and manage your dead you listen I don't care if I have to shoot somebody. I'm having a good time tonight. if you lay in your bed like you sit in a chair that's that's i'm sorry
Speaker: my personal cars you know but alarm goes off in his house and he's like but
Speaker: like It's Nicki who jumps up and grabs the AR and she's like, it's go time bitches. If you lay in your bed like you sit in a chair, that's gonna, that's, I'm sorry. I want to get this one. I want to get this one. I got this baby. Trust me, no burglars afraid of Jesse, right Connor? Honey, you got me.
Speaker: Connor's got like a little 22 double pumps his BB gun. Connor gets to the stairs and all you hear is. we ah do today you
Speaker: the hes you'll hear is an whole lot of n ds because i'm pissed off the only disappears you i can't make it downstairs wow yeah i through the reach up down this flight stairs but how do you reim from the words that's why i needed a bipo yeah ah you yeah your bio right it's oh you It's easy to go prone when you're already there. like
Speaker: yeah proter's like and I got no legs. I'm always prone. Oh man. Jesus Christ. Let me explain why it's funny that they're cheese likes like what it's funny. Good job. Good job, Glick. I'm proud of you. the but good all my faiths but oh private car. You got no legs. Private car. but like you go All yourself to the store and get another vape. I want some oxy. You want some oxy?
Speaker: Hopefully, do I? har you have Am I what? You want to see me bang your mom? I would rather blow my brains out. than Just the voice alone. was see me back um
Speaker: ah please It's delicious. You're going to love it. god I know I do a terrible Forrest Gump, but nonetheless, you guys get the point. And that's it. That's sort of like more like thing from Fantastic Four. What do you mean Forrest Gump? It's not worse than Jeff's fucking fucking. My walking of rules. Fuck you. working in here see You're talking to my guy. I'll do it again. I'll step into that with a stubborn iron.
Speaker: like
Speaker: Jeff, give me a joke from Family Guy Impression. Who's in here, in here, Shane? I've got no way. Peter, please peter look at here, Shane.
Speaker: and no but but and come here sha swift
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Speaker: I'm a goddamn idiot. I'm such an idiot. Peter! Peter! What's in here, Peter? I don't know what to say.
Speaker: good what it stuck point list. Let's hashtag stuck points. So hashtag stuck points came from Connors. Actually, it's it's it's a valid point. However, I'm an asshole. Good job. did Yeah, way to go. Way to go. I turn it into a joke, but it's a valid thing. Connors therapist said that that's. but he but So instead of, instead of like trigger triggers or like things like that, she calls them stuck points. So like you you have an issue that you're in your brain that you get stuck on and you can't, you can't let go of. So she calls them stuck points. Okay. I do that totally makes sense. I, that makes sense. So he, he created operation stuck point.
Speaker: operates just stuck i mean um he left on the
Speaker: anyway
Speaker: odd operation and stuff like his cut legs i thought he was I brought him back because I thought he was done. I'm going to get a background.
Speaker: yeah Brother team, go. Alpha team. Alpha team wait. Brother team
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Speaker: woos We got an operation step one. We got a man stuck down. We got a man down. We really know man behind. Let's roll. Let us roll, sad roll, cobble, crutch, whatever. Let's go. The sad truth behind that is ah after I had had my back surgery and I came back to work like the third day I was back from work, my legs went completely numb while I was on the shitter and I had to have one of my privates come help me up off the she I'm sorry. Do the best of us. with Do you have legs or you don't have legs? I can't even laugh at that. I can't. I can't. I will. That's a Polaroid moment. I'm sorry.
Speaker: like that's why we play i but mean i support me is if and if one of my one of my fellow ncos would have come and got me there would have been pictures of me stuck on the fifth But you're not wrong. you We ah in the military, we worked with people that would do shit like that. And I got that call as soon as I walked into the bathroom, the first thing I would do is put my arm around him and go.
Speaker: so it's like water he stuck up This This reminds me of a funny Air Force story that happened to me. um So be under your gas on off your no, no, no, it's about it's about a photo. So when a when I was in England, I it was working the line D show. Otherwise, we delivered the bombs to the flight line and I left my i left. I had one of those instant camera things. We just drop off at Wal -Mart.
Speaker: So I had one I had it sitting on the table and I went on a job hold that and never thought about it. So I get back back to I think I was in California at this time. You know, the wife, the wife at that time and I went to Wal -Mart, dropped it off and it was like the one hour photo. So we just like walked around, shopped, whatever, picked it up and there there was a note in there that says some of these photos cannot be developed because of the town. And I'm sitting there. What the fuck? So I'm going through the negatives and all I am going going and then I see like three pictures of ball sacks.
Speaker: nice ah Yeah, I forgot I took those. Shit. No, like back back when I was in the military, we had digital cameras. We didn't even have fucking smartphone. ah you yeah That digital camera would give digital fucking camera on you at all times just in case ah yeah Don't worry Connor one of these days he's gonna become crippled and he will never have you
Speaker: like normal hope but i'm i go up show up to his house in my handicap accessible van with all this stuff. I don't want to be like, see, this is paid for with your tax dollars. Have fun. I guess we, we have a new feature and a new toy that I just love that. I saw you had that scroll at the bottom. how do that You know what? There there might have been like a there might have been like an update. So I was going to say and there must have been an update between the two things because that was that on um on Wednesday nights. Oh, you got a banner. You got a you got a fucking banner or whatever. hurt find it's in the It's in the it's in the banners. All right. Actually, I'm going to make a legit one. Steven fucked up so you can like you make it a yeah. And it says scroll across the bottom.
Speaker: Oh, look at that. I'll be damn a ticker. No, I can't. It's called ticker. It's actually called a ticker. OK. Yes. you got a ticker I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to if I can figure out how my keyboard. Well, you should you should put donate to Connor for his his accessible van. And then put his cash the money. I will fucking do something.
Speaker: breaking news oh yeah bury they should know better than to give us good to like this do is there is your any misery block stephen from from doing that just i gotta to be a way to lot just askword and give everybody the password except for who but why are you not scrolling across the bottom? I didn't click the scroll. I didn't click the scroll. I got it. I got it all over again. It won't let you. Oh, it looks like we can only have so many. Blaze, you are making me jealous of how high you are. like and why so I can see it on base, dude.
Speaker: Well, delete some of them. Yeah. there for And I took I and I ate ah I ate a couple more ah gummies like about 20 minutes ago or so. Yeah, right. Yes. My oxy's are my oxy's already starting to wear off. Yeah. I'm also sitting in a chair without wheels and i don't I'm not leaning back in it. So um I think I'm doing all right. I think we can only have so many tickers. I think you're a bitch. You know, like you're. Oh, yeah. me take this Let me take that off. Yeah. Shut up, Steven. What are they doing? ah they're They're fucking with the shit in the background. They're they're. They got it. They got it. joe Oh, they're doing that. Oh, I got it. Operation Stuckpoint. Don't believe that. But but no, seriously. yeah um but Take it off.
Speaker: When, when you describe what that was, I, it's, uh, my therapist, there it's like rumination was there. I just had to, that's it. and it's oh he's gro bit It makes everything hard to focus on and everything else, you know, in life and shit. fuck It fucking oh my God, it drove me crazy. as The reasons why I'm on ah the motor is called the motor gene. It's like a mood stabilizer and it helps helps me calm down and process things. sorry lot these The last few times that they've switched my meds up for for my psych meds, I've become like for the first two weeks, like that little adjustment period.
Speaker: I become really angry, really fast at just the most menial shit. Yeah. Now, do you have like mood swings like when you're not on your meds? Yeah. Do that fucking. It's I need to be medicated after this. I mean, I would get super angry, dude. I punch a wall or something. that's technical I I yell. I yell a lot. I say shit that I shouldn't. ah You know, yeah believe it or not. I'm really good at not saying The thing I want to say when I'm angry. I don't know why but I always hold back I guess because I'm like and it comes down to it's like and This is gonna be used against me. I'm not gonna say it See i I just do my best not to direct it at any at any one Right. Yeah Like like but she love times i a couple of times I've blown up in front of my kids and just like that
Speaker: that apology that you have to give afterward is it's like the smallest that I've ever felt. Yeah. It's like, dude, like I just I just cussed out a five year old. What a what a fucking asshole. See, I never I never I never cussed out my kids. But I mean, I've i have mean I've I've yelled. I've yelled. I've gotten loud. um But, you know, it was it was for a lot of different reasons. I was my mind was never in the right place for a long time. yeah it's it's a It's a conversation for a Monday night, but I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry. Those usually, no, no, no, no, those usually come along with like a full episode for me, which is true just lovely. Yes, yes, yes. And so it ends up being, I mean, like the last time it happened, my so my oldest son came out to the garage because I was like, I need to separate myself from my family li for a minute. And my son came out, it was like, dad, are you okay?
Speaker: He's like, I was like apologizing to her. Yeah. When when your kid's like, are you OK, dad? And I'm like, fine. I was like, going for I was there apologizing to him because I know that I just fucked up. And I'm trying to like regain my my wits about me and get everything back and calm back down and like figure out where I'm at with shit. And he comes out and he's. What? Yeah, if if I may. Yes. You have to learn how to flip the switch just a few weeks back. I discovered that I had to flip the switch. So I hit that switch and now it's golden. Whether it is or not, in their perspective and in their mind and in their eyes, it's golden.
Speaker: just that switch it's it's a little less intro and and we want it to be that hey or you learn how to control it when you get older before you learn how to control it when you've dealt with the amount of be that it so becomes it comes with time and some of us forty four years old i still control it Yeah someone else just it It's also it's also linked to like ah PTSD and stuffs It goes over like a lead balloon I've been told by by multiple people that I'm an emotional emotional robot And a few weeks ago I put that switch again You no longer People no longer get to see
Speaker: the upset, aggravated, agitated, mad, sad. but well like yeah on day and Oh, this this this would be great for Monday night. but i' just that like i Game over. cool yeah This is what we're going down. that Yeah. There's sometimes when you can control it and, and like, that's, that's most of the time. And there's sometimes where there's there's ah a stuff point or a trigger or whatever you want to call it. And it hits me. It just, it flips the, the right switch at the wrong time. listen love you girl Good night.
Speaker: but we Make sure you make sure you. stillape so we've been best I'll try not to yeah give Stephen a smack on the milestone and move over. Yeah, you tell him. should own Good job for me last night. You guys all know that Alyssa is in her cage and Jarvis had that. Make sure he changes your Hampshire wheel bottle. I thought we came to the conclusion. robert said establish wrapped charge And he put on the show and now he said You have free reign. So she's going to go watch vampire diaries or whatever as she falls asleep in her cage. If anybody should be in the cage tonight, it's him for fucking up. And she really dropped the ball, bro.
Speaker: We're going to get we're going to give him a complex. yeah you You know, you know, I'm not leaving tonight. I hell just sit there. I'm not even touching my fucking keyboard anymore. i have I feel like I have to have the disappointed dad talk with Jarvis. I'm not mad at you. I'm just disappointed. Let me down. I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. ah making can project here yeah
Speaker: You know, you I you. but yeah You love me down tonight, man. you know You're better than this, son. Thanks, dad. the the the You ever had that conversation with your dad? No, I've never had the conversation with my dad. I don't know what it's like because my dad would be like, I'm disappointed in you. It's like, really? I got 40 years of disappointment. You want to talk about that? You want to go to the conversation with my dad?
Speaker: um i Well, that's not really. good screaming for actually like Yeah, you pretty much motherfuckers. whos like My mom and dad are still married after 45 years. Oh, my God. Fuck you. I grew up in a nice house in and and mom and dad loved each other and are you my i yeah all my brothers are Bibleized. We don't limit like this fuck you. I apologize that I had a had a decent home growing up. My trauma was an adulthood instead of my childhood. Sorry. There's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker: Your trauma to my trauma. Trauma one better than your trauma. I think i think we all have trauma. there Nobody is doing this. Jokes or jokes? No, no, I know. I'm just saying. Actually, anybody whose parents are still together after all these years, and Jeff's parents have been together for 475 and a half years. um So, yeah. lie Yes. Yes. Yeah. You about me walking with Jesus, but literally just parents will walk with Jesus. My mom used to babysit Jesus. Jeff's mom was like 75 when she had him. Wow. I'm so confused. And that was 23 and a half kids later. I say half because
Speaker: Jeff's a half because he's mildly retarded. so but I don't care where it went. Yeah, go. I'm sorry. I survived the portion. I'm just saying. But again, when you're having kids at that age, night and mean I'm just saying. What you guys don't know is Jeff has a little brother who is actually only two years old. No, my my younger my younger brother is four years younger than me. My oldest brother is How old is Jim? I don't know. Just mom and dad were Adam and Eve. Well, my my my older brother is technically my brother from my dad's first marriage. um Is that the one who writes his motorcycle? I just made my head spin.
Speaker: He told me he'd ship it down here. I'm like, what do I want parts for? it Cause it's fucked up. Just, just parents were old when we graduated high school. Like, like, you know, like, and I'm not saying like, you know, like, you know, like, like our parents were old. It was right after my dad's 50th. Yeah. Like my dad's old and I'm, I'm 42. I'm 22. oh yeah
Speaker: but like Jeff's parents were actually old like his dad was at graduation and a walker. He was like seven. You man. but Hey, hey, Connor. We'll be two, but I'll be thirty -seven. At least you're hanging out the window. Yeah, yeah. Smoking. Smoking in tweeds all the time. Smoking in the devil's lettuce. yeah Weeds a gateway drug gateway, to happiness one obviously but yeah we a way of Bitch, I'm happy as hell. He makes me so much calmer. good i always with edward once Yeah, See it not that easy
Speaker: not a bad way not in a bad way but like in a good way because like i don't there' make these off of your skin color there's my good there's a good way yeah like like old came out when I was hanging out in the hood with my friends like all my black friends it was like like I was gonna be like fuck you man
Speaker: ah oh oh damn No, because I used to get yelled at it because so, you know, we were talking with Derek and I were talking about this last night on on Glick's House of Music. and And I always tell everybody and I'm like half country, half hood. And he said it last night. And and you I was like, I ain't never heard anybody else say that. So what I was hanging out with were we'll say city friends. You know, my friends from the city, they were like, like, you know, you're a allowed to say it. I'm like, no, I'm allowed.
Speaker: pretty straight and loud. and so yeah i they're like fine So yeah when I was hanging out with that circle of friends, obviously, you know, not me, not the not the hard R, but, you know, the, you know, you know, like baby so. in that group yeah might well ah Yeah. It wasn't like I was saying it to him. Hey, you know, like, hey, what up about, it debit ah you know, i do oh but uh, like, oh, but you got to get over that man. And I'm like, no, I don't got to get over that because the moment I say to the public, I'm about to get jumped by. yeah ah Sounds like an i didn coming to and I do in front of people I don't know. I did.
Speaker: yeah we're like how You know we got you all me I'm like really though My cousin used to say that shit while he was playing cod I was like maybe but not like in the and like the hardy are like. use weve spen on with the hard e r yeah It was a rough one and I could not convince him to stop. He probably still does it to this day. Cam Cam does that and I'm like yo hey let's uh
Speaker: Yeah, like let's not let's go Blanco, dude um Of course, you could you could just end up like Peter Griffin. you made me in i thats too i used respect me and Maybe their I Would know i'll I'll usually say something like dude you're too mayo to say that word. Oh of the why you don't need to be saying shit like that I'm so white I'm clear that goes for every y bottle oh why It doesn't matter how you end that word. It's still evil. never good i think it's I Think it's just disrespect man yeah I I Think the words dumb in general ah i I Don't know I don't know I can say that and and then I say that and then I'm called a racist like wait a minute
Speaker: a but Anyway, wait a minute. I'm on your side. is it On whose side? yeah don't worry Them people. but I'm on their side. they said as Tony D always said they said they like who the fuck are they? you know who the fuck is they? I have no idea who they are, Tony. Damn over there. What were you? You sounded like you're about to say something. Oh, I don't remember, dude. My I'm
Speaker: ah much I'm like, I'm hearing a word, but they're not connecting. maybe You're here, but none of the lights are on upstairs. I blazes like guys. I blazes like guys. I can smell and taste color. Right now, I probably could. I yeah i was thinking about a story. His eyeballs haven't been open for the last hour. You know, I love it. I'm not even stoned in that occasion. like like blaz that I have all of a sudden turned in to Chang and Wong Bang. I'm Chang Chang and Wong Bang. I'm Chang Chang and Wong Bang. I'm Chang Chang and Wong Bang. I'm Chang Chang and Wong Bang.
Speaker: I'm Chang Chang and Wong Bang.
Speaker: You know, one of our eyes don't work anymore. It's just like fucking.
Speaker: literally yeah Use you don't. That's the problem. I know. Yeah. What are you going to do? You're going to actually was actually going to say something.
Speaker: You gotta cancel this. good luck No, no, no, no, no, no. lot serious Jeff, you remember the time we got boycotted and the people who boycotted us still watch our show every week? They still do. They still do. sure I need to go get a refill and use the restroom, fellas. Make your bladder bladder. I will bladder bladder. ah gladder pattern ah I love that that was the most i swear i got everyone said at work the other day. I'm on the phone client and I'm like, I got it. I got I got to run. No, I love that. I love that. And con this is before your time. Jeff and I have been boycotted a couple of times. And and I've made fun of James and Leahy for this guy. Love my love, James and Leahy.
Speaker: But I've made fun of both of them for this but because they were a part of one of our boycotts. And they're like, we're going to boycott nonsensical nonsense because we don't like those guys. But they watched every show.
Speaker: And me being and me, because especially on a Saturday night when I get drunk, I'm like, hey, we're
Speaker: orbi but if you someone you're not supposed to watch the fifth you know like but fuck wrong with you idiots
Speaker: boycott nonsenseenable nonsense but we're still goingnna watch it over of You know, we're going to watch them because they're the greatest thing that's happened to this entire app and this entire platform on Haps because let's be honest. Oh, and Haps was just a dumpster. 99 .9999 % of the broadcasters on Haps, nobody gave a fuck about. Well, the only guy I found good was the guy that would set up and and play the piano at a bar.
Speaker: He was like a DJ say a slash piano player at a bar and he would set up a camera, watching himself. So people on apps could watch too. And I was like, I'm not mad at this guy. I found it interesting on house was nonsense called nonsense. Second guy. He was, uh, he was pretty bad. damage I thought he was an asshole. Yeah. I boycotted. Click is an asshole. You're not wrong. But he puts on a hell of a show with his voice.
Speaker: I mean, I'm just saying, boys. Hey, fuck you. I can't call you a tenant, Dan. You don't have fucking like you order a slot machine. Nobody asked you. You have to not a slot. I'm not a slot machine to be called a man. You're a slot machine.
Speaker: There they are. There you are. I have to hold the push with my arms. Will you please come up here and say hi? Come on, buddy. I'll meet you do now, man. Now you got me banging. You, Jeff. I've got two legs. They don't work. They're magic. I've got two bitches. I'll say hi, Jeez. Are they the same as on the same? Jeez, actually Jeez was actually a part of the boycott. I am an asshole. Jesus, bar I love Jesus. I can't think of a bad thing to say about Jesus at all. He boycotted you wrong. I mean, that's one thing. He is Canadian. Oh, you lost me. Jesus gets a pass. We're not going to judge him for being Canadian. or Why not? We judge Steven for being Canadian. Yeah. Fuck Steven. And literally are ah fuck Steven.
Speaker: if you get the opportunity, but Steven. Honestly, he's surprisingly tight. Well, that's because we've got small peckers. That would be the other way around.
Speaker: No, it wouldn't. If you had a big pecker, it would feel tighter. If you had a small pecker, it would feel loose. so because We all have small pecker, so there's nobody's ever nobody's wallared them out yet. Oh, oh that's that's that's okay. Okay. i'm not I'm not surprised. This is the type of of shit that I'm here when I get back. It's awesome. We're talking Saturday night at at midnight. Like, of course, this is what we're talking about. We were talking about genres of porn the other night. like I want you back on the show again. So bring your ass up here and stop. ah who Is that is that um now my Internet's fucking up?
Speaker: oh you are the most ah john Here twice so bring your ass up here Geebles Yeah, suck it leggy. I see diva's. Oh, he's like leggy calls Jeeves Geebles and She gives me shit every time I call him that so secondly you suck it no you suck but I Don't want to suck it you suck it it's not for me to suck it's for you to suck it
Speaker: Yes, son that's what I give up and just suck at myself but you file and you like i didn't have like you have One that would be the fucking one i What's up? and give another reason not to leave the house tell me life like what yeah im to say He's like two or three jack surgeries away From achieving his goal but
Speaker: He had to work on the legs first.
Speaker: I'm just saying. I could suck at myself. The next mistake happened in the lower vertebrae. Or lower vertebrae. Hey, hey, bring that little fucker back here right now. Yeah. Oh, I forgot my camera was off. I'm sorry. I got a little fucker back here right now. i need your talk You're so, so you're staring to go. Why am I looking at a black screen? I had and that was coming back from the bathroom. I do have a conversation with him. No.
Speaker: No, in fact, I think you're gonna get a Snapchat tomorrow just from him. You little son of a bitch. You ever had a program punch you in the face before? I was, I was. um Don't ask him that question.
Speaker: and countered you like I've my kids on a regular basis, so. As they say, below the neck of the waist, don't use your fists. Use a phone book. No, I just I I do what my dad did. This is the old brain dusters. Yeah. What's that? What? Bring them in the back of the head. Oh, OK. Yeah. You know, like, like there's there's a I can't remember the comedian, but he said, you know, going to church with your dad, you go to church with your dad and he he's he's got his arms on a family like he's hugging the whole family. And as soon as you do something dumb, whack, you know, he's.
Speaker: Hugging the whole family. acknowledge ah I'll straight up square up with my kids. I'll hit them with a Superman Punch from the bedroom in the hallway.
Speaker: I'll beat your ass. I brought you into this world. I'll take you out this fucking world. Keep playing with me. I'm old school. That's what my mom, my mom used to do. I made you, I can take you out of this world. um I might use the one that's like, I brought you into this world. I'll take you out and make another one look just like you. My used to tell me that shit because I was 12 years old and towered my mom. And she's like, I don't give them how big you are or how strong you think you are. If I got to stand on a chair to whoop your ass, I will whoop your ass. I brought you into this world. I will take you out of this motherfucking world. Play with me, boy. And I'm like.
Speaker: Maybe I should talk with mom, i'm just saying. There's a part of me that was like, I could take this bitch. Like a gut check moment. But. I'm not going to I'm not going to tempt fate. I'm not going to tempt fate. I'm not going to put this coin because she's a little crazy. She's five something whatever, you know, you know, some odd pounds and she gave birth to my 10 pound. Yeah, you know what? I'm going to I'm going to go. I bet she was pissed at you for a couple of years. You're like, I'm going to go ahead and rain check this ass whoopin.
Speaker: at the end of the day. Yeah, we're going to take a second to put on another day, Ma. I got you. My pops, my pal on the other hand, if he ever said I gave you life, I'll take that. I wish the fuck you'd try, you little goofy bastard. My mom had one of those drawers in the kitchen. ah She would keep her wooden spoons and ah yes she'd bust them over her asses and shed she broke a few, but that drawer never went empty. Like I swear to God, she was reaching her hands. Like of them. from Yeah. Yeah. Dude, that, that fucking, there was like, she had an unlimited supply man. She was like, my dad like one of those I'm sorry. Go ahead. Made my mom a cutting board that was an inch thick with a handle.
Speaker: Oh, dude. It got broke over my **** Ouch. Yeah, that was that was the moment that I was like my mom. That's like you said Blaze. She had that door for Woods and Spoons and and we grew up not not so much Connor but we grew up in an era where mom would grab everything she anything that was in the hands reach. She was graed and she was beating the hell on you with it. man that was that come to jesus moment that the first time my mom ever broke a wooden spoon on my ass and i turned around and looked at her i was like yeah yeah that happened you know there's like a part of me that was like i'm a goddamn man now you fucked up but there was also an even bigger part of me that was like you better shut the fuck up before this woman kills you
Speaker: on really he's gonna take what's left in the handle and stab you with it next like like there was a part of me like i took her out and smile at her but then just as fast as that turned around and smile that her i turned back around it was like im a pencil of dead like wait a minute that was a mistake fuck shit shit and when the cows show up she'll be like yep ah Killed him why killed it mr and she'll get away with This is what he said yeah yeah just I brought you into the world. I'll take you right back out make another one look just like you like know like yeah like oh second it up part nothing yeah
Speaker: over my pops man ill but open up my pops all day long man all day long every day i'll blow up on his ass moms i both go it's about time i get right when jesus so or whatever entity that is up there and the atmosphere and the stars a above whoever it is. um I'm Christian. I'm Buddhist. I'm um um um a Muslim. I'm Norseman. I'm praying to all the gods.
Speaker: it Dear Lord, ze I'm coming home. Moms don't play, man. Moms don't play who they do not. They don't. My mom would randomly throw shit to out of frustration. I remember one time but she had ah fell and broke her knee or something like that really bad. And she was on a walker during the process of healing. And I came home. I said something smart or I can't fucking remember.
Speaker: But she tried to chase me using that walker and I ran up the stairs and she chucked that motherfucker up at me. The first time I thought I was a quote unquote big man, my mom was yelling at me about something. I i was like, you know what I mean? like i I was like, I'm an adult. I was just 18. I was actually in the process of getting ready to head out. Uh, and And my mom hauled off and fucking slapped me. I don't remember what the fuck we were saying. And I just stood there like. fuck oh Fucking, mean, fucking maybe you fucking hit me.
Speaker: Like like Blaze just said, man, a mom will throw something at you and they got pinpoint accuracy like as soon as they give birth to you, all of a sudden they become more dangerous than Chris Kyle. if you can dodge an iron you can dodge like like language no the funniest thing and oh yeah comes down the twinkla or the sandal these bitches they will use it like a boomerang let me make that shit go around corners and pop right dead center the fucking eyes
Speaker: better shot than me. but I didn't do anything wrong. You didn't see me do anything. Oh, I saw you. Don't worry. ah and i saying Like like how much eyes in the back of the head thing. Yeah, like that at like two and a half miles. A mom can hit you with pinpoint accuracy with whatever is in reach. I mean, you see there's a fucking empty beer can at you and you're like at your friend's house a mile down the road. And all of a sudden you're you're about to do something stupid and you get hit with an empty beer can back post. Hmm.
Speaker: little but Yeah, we should do that. That eyes in the back of the head thing. fucking We're sitting around at the kitchen. Mom's cutting up vegetables for for dinner and all of a sudden, you know, we're arguing and she just starts pointing a knife at us and we're like, okay. request read statement but i mean It's like one of all she didn't know she was doing it, but she was doing it. It got to the point where like all it took was her to just repeat herself or like say, you want to try again? yeah Excuse me, like I missed what you said. What did you say again? I'm tired of telling you the same thing over and over again. I swear she she'd turn around and be like, and she'd be like, you want to do it again?
Speaker: they like oh how did you turn it You turn and go, what? yeah What? i didn't hear However, but she's as much as we love moms and we know moms are a bit violent, e dads have a counterpoint. Dads have something just as valuable. And it's the dad voice. We don't have to hit you. We don't have to throw anything at you. And it's one word. Hey. Hit him with that dad voice. Hey.
Speaker: yeah right you you I've done it outside, man. And there's like 15 kids all playing. and ah yeah And every kid stops dead in their tracks. And they go, who's that? Who's fucking that? And this guy's playing. Never mind. It's not my dad. I'm good. But that' a product ofly too well one of the things I've adapted is the dad look. My kids sneak out, sneak out of the house, go play with their friends. They don't say nothing. They just leave. It's a gated community, so it's not a big deal. And they're only a couple of houses away, but they didn't tell me. And I get pissed and I go out there and I just stand there. And I walk and I'm like 15 feet away, leaning up against the building. And and all of a sudden they see me and they're like, gosh,
Speaker: yeah we got teach your aspect and a you know You know what's fun about the dad look is that you can confuse the hell out of every kid within what a mile radius like i like i keep out playing they all just stop like i've got I've got outside and I'm just like outside and and i'm like drinking a beer or whatever or i just go outside just to get a fresh of breath air you know what i mean or a breath of what the fuck did i just say drinking bu yeah have another beer beer fresh air yeah thank you please like it's cocks i get it yeah please it please is a true friend unlike you two assholes
Speaker: ah You fucked up. We're going to call you out every time. yeah You know, I just I just I just go outside and, you know, it's like it's a nice day out. And I'm like, man. You know, I'm just kind of looking and I've had neighborhood kids ride by on their bikes and go skrrt. I'm like, I don't even know you. Why are you stopping in front of my house? Like, why are you stopping in front of my house? ah but m chicken that we all look like more
Speaker: ah shit that's my hand they're right school with you No, actually I Nicki and I are very friendly with the kids. So if I go out there and I do that little Kids are like oh shit where's the sanqua and so on as you got to be eaten think oh whoa maybe use a different verbage they blaze what um'm about dig all your
Speaker: boy I'm going to eat your ass so bad. Wait, wait. Are you half a preacher? I meant to say choo. Heather has choo. I did. Oh, man. Please, please. Do you need to talk to somebody that you're doubting your ass when you're a kid? I didn't think about the wording when I said it. the fifth
Speaker: do against her now police said oh god no no all i'm in trouble for but he just ate my ass don don do that shoot your ass no man where's where's the edit button oh that's no out of my chair earlier this is nowhere least goes holman tells his mom and neighbor dad just eat by ass but but wrong and drives the wood
Speaker: Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh, shit. Why don't you just get any little fucker? good Oh, old guy from Family Guy. the little Come here, boys. There you go. That one right there. i I'll be the crippled dog crawling behind him. Give me some. I need to like Jesse.
Speaker: Oh shit. see Christopher. and Stephen Lee. Hey, Stephen. Stephen, come on up, dude. Stephen's like, I am not coming up again. There's no way in hell. Stephen. Stephen, 2024. Stephen, 20. Stephen, Stephen, Stephen. I would go for anyone other than Stephen.
Speaker: and well just me we all know you voted for biden so I would actually didn't vote. I actually didn't vote the last. and well we who you voted we know who you voted for I was in Afghanistan. I didn't vote. You voted for Graham. Happy Biden. o ge Connor has a bumper sticker on the back of his car that says I love Biden. that's not even true
Speaker: with the bit circle slash right over it i'm sure what's the circle slash it's one hundred percent green like you know that <unk> slashed over a cigarette mean no smoking oh yeah actually is a biden tattoo
Speaker: I have, if I were going to get one, I would get one on like on my asshole. I love ice cream. It's an ice cream sundae and then it says Biden on the bowl. I'm going to get a tattoo of Hunter Biden doing it fucking lines of coconuts. ah Oh, shit.
Speaker: second and shit no you don't even meet or there you just put a line of code and you do next to it on your ass and i i'm not a very political guy but to all you bidening supporters and all you left link with left wing weirdos that are all got your panties all open up bunch because on a bogu i'm I'm glad I'm glad you added that part because I was like motherfucker I'm a lefty bitch yeah But I'm not one that I want to get my panties in a twist. Yeah, it's a guy who sits in the middle. i'm ah I'm a middle guy. not ah I'm not I'm not either side. I lean more right. But I sit in the middle and and and I can appreciate both ideas. But the Biden supporters out there who got your paintings all over the bunch and you're feeling some sort of way because of this bogus ass trial that Trump was on and
Speaker: And he got it inviteded on all this bullshit. I just want you guys to know, like. Your feelings are about to be fucking hurt real soon, real quick. And i even I'm not even a Trump guy. Yeah, I got i got one concern of tears. I got another one, liberal tears. yeah like I'm not a Trump guy, you know. you know i There's a guy who cares about America. I'd like Trump for that and he puts America first but also I'm also a type of guy who was like they Shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up Stop get himself in trouble with his mouth stop on social media. Shut the fuck up
Speaker: you know but hundred percent yeah i'm not a guy who i don't want i don't necessarily want trump i don't and definitely don't want biden back again actually i kind of like rami um mean swami whatever his name was the % rami swami i want him radi swami i liked him that is Reminds me old kids fucking television show Johnny Johnny quest. Yeah, jotic qui yeah no i so I like the Rami Swami man, I mean yeah homeboy homely yeah homeboy literally got up on stage in fucking karaoke them and him and i'm like not while you really go down that roadpe That's gonna kill you just so you know I'm sure I'm sure it was good. and no I the
Speaker: you is the li the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the yeah i you aren't saying lasting oh my god my that really was his last namewaing yeah you're right you're right bra swami yeah fuck way i knew i'm moving up moving now and So boys, boys, I would love to stay on longer, but I'm starting to fall asleep and starting to feel some stuff. So I am I'm rolling. Those are called phantom pains. You have no legs. They're not really there. Oh, shit.
Speaker: yeah Everybody evidence. Yeah, they're there. He held them up or are they perfect? cot got Magic legs.
Speaker: I'm going to go to eat that magic glaze. Fake news, fake news. Fake news. Piece of shit. Bye, Blaze. Have a good night. Jeff, if you come back, fuck you. Fuck you, Connor. I love you. Glitter. I hope you get your ass eaten tonight. He's going to eat my ass. I brought the spoon. Good night, gentlemen. I love that guy. Oh, man. Yeah, I go. I have no like to stand on. I definitely should not talk. all i I have a lot of political opinions about a lot of different things, and it's not just it's and it's just not partisan, but I don't bring it up on your shows because no, I appreciate that. I don't know when I can go into long diatribes, but I'm going to.
Speaker: and and I and I do know your stance because like I said, I used to watch your stuff on Habs and I know your stance. I know where you're coming from. I'm not mad at it. You know what I mean? You know, well when but when the word when I just when that word gets thrown around, we're talking about the S word. There isn't just one concept of of the S word. So I I hope people can work socially. all social okay yeah yeah
Speaker: I feel like that's like saying oh just christians but yet there's hundreds if not thousands of denominations i mean even if you look at other political parties ah you've both democrats or the republicans they're all not um social. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. you know it's not it's
Speaker: Does it lean heavier on one way and other way when you look at those? Absolutely. But it's it's it's politics is such a spectrum. It's really hard to pin down. You know, what is a Republican or exactly what is a Democrat? Oh, diatribes. I talk about so I'm going to go ahead and zip. Sorry. yeah That's what I said. You know, I'm and Jeff will tell you.
Speaker: um hundred percent and I'm I'm 100 % in the middle because I like to hear all sides. you know And as I said, to like i don't I make jokes, but I make jokes on both sides. you know what i mean i I'll crack on Republicans, I'll crack on Democrats. um Yeah, but it's it's at the end of the day, it's just jokes, you know, it's like I said, I'm not one of those panty wasted. That's what I appreciate about. I am not offended at all. I like I said, this really isn't the place to get into it. I apologize. I would I would I would I would love to discuss.
Speaker: like So I know they in politics there's this left and right. um i would really really I really hate that. I hate that whole dichotomy when, one, if we if if you realize we're all on the spectrum and um we all pretty much want the same things human -wise, I think we just need to change the social consciousness on how we still... Well, it's all about having a conversation as opposed to yelling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I just think there's...
Speaker: The way I would envision the type of world I'd like to see in a political and social way, it's not something that would happen overnight to begin with. But I can i i can name a couple ah policy changes. On both sides of the fence. Well, yeah yeah, kind of. it's Again, it's not about the side of the fence. It's about how do we progress to a more well ah -established society to me. has nothing that and all and that that that's That's what I was trying to say. i i don't Even though I call myself a lefty, because amongst common parlance, I guess I would be. But in a way, I don't even think I'm
Speaker: I don't even like that concept because I'm not know and brown looking looking at policies in some political way, but more of a way, even though politics is involved, but in more a way, again, to progress society and its well -being, et cetera. When it comes to politics, people need to step out of their echo chambers, number one. I agree, absolutely. And I think one of the main problems with politics are the politicians. i think I think the, yes, it the yeah the politicians themselves is definitely a factor, but I also think it's on...
Speaker: on Some of us voters in a way and I had a point to go along with it. and It just slipped. Oh, yeah. Yeah yeah um The majority of us spends too much time arguing shit like oh, it's Biden. Oh, it's Trump. Oh, it's Biden. Oh, it's Trump They're not actually focused on what's important the actual policies You know, like l a if you talk to people and Democrats or Republicans, quote, quote, ah some of their conversations is like, these are the conversations that get us nowhere. Yeah. And i'm talking any in any movement is so minuscule. It's like, you know, yeah it's like this country is how many hundreds to use? What, like two and something months? i ah
Speaker: yeahs about Yeah, too I'm sorry, I know it's 200 or something, but again, I am so frying right now. And we still haven't figured this shit out. It's it's like well, it's already system. It's already system doesn't work. Party systems don't fucking work. So I just it boggles my mind. like problem I think the problem is, is there the with the party system is yeah I think you're right. Party system system doesn't work. But right now, there isn't really a good alternative.
Speaker: and no, I, mean, there is there is no, and that's, and I don't, I don't blame that on the politicians themselves. I think we're all involved as running our government because we changed his term limits. I think ah term, yes, that would definitely be a right right step in the right direction. Yes. But I also things, other things within our society as citizens, there are things we need to change. We need some, like I brought up earlier, some social consciousness changes more. It's less, also less hate tribes less tribal less tribalistic and more,
Speaker: See, this is when people call me some liberal lefty, more inclusive, more more equity, equity, more equity, equality and less privileges for some and some. Yeah, but but almost honestly, in all honesty, this is not me trying to start a fight. And I know my problem with with talking politics is I'm not educated enough. ah I'm not either. I'm not either. I yeah i can sport a lot of what i hero what'sapp what i'm not ben shapiro i can't argue like he doesn't, but i think it o he has bad arguments. Anyway, go ahead. No, but like the problem is, is the biggest thing society needs to change. And this is worldwide is self accountability.
Speaker: I agree. um ah and In some way, there's there's other ways, other ways I disagree. But that, again, dude, that'd be a long conversation because it gets in there. Yeah, it it there's a lot of nuances in every part of it. And yeah, that yeah that would 500 hours. Politics is a spectrum. Not everybody has the exact same beliefs. And it's these types of conversations. And yes, we can go for hours, but oh my god, time. But these are the type of conversations that needs to happen a lot more.
Speaker: yeah Unfortunately, it only happens in closed circles. yeah ah The big forum ends up becoming people arguing. and And I'm right. You're wrong. And you can't change my mind. I'm sorry. auto piss A lot of it's just legitimate today is everybody wants to be right. You got it. Somebody's got to be wrong at the end of the day. Yeah, I agree. And 90 percent of the time I'm probably wrong. But i yeah I'm I'm I can take accountability in the fact that I can admit when I'm wrong. You know, yes, yes. You're absolutely right. A lot of it is like.
Speaker: ah you were you were talking about um so I I don't I don't really I wouldn't refer that as ah just taking accountability for themselves I I I don't even think it's really that and it just scal bell yeah I think I think they're afraid to be truthful to themselves because they think they have to think another way. Well, yeah, it's that indoctrination and you see it everywhere on both sides of both oh all areas. It's not just it's not just left or right or middle or whatever. You know, you you you have to be willing to, as Glick said, hear everything.
Speaker: And then make your own fucking decision. You know, the biggest problem right now is everybody wants to be a fucking sheep. Nobody wants to be the OK. So you brought up. um um um um Shit, shit, shit, shit, both sides. God, what was that word you used?
Speaker: Self accountability. No, not self accountability. We were talking about politicians and voters. Shit, that fucking thought like my head. No, you're good. You're good. I miss half of that. That's my fault. But but it was it it was a good point. I wanted to do a jumping off of that. God damn it. Anyway, anyway, moving on. But we are and I get it. The problem is, is like the problem is not going to be solved by you and me. And that's a lot. a lot of Oh, no, no, no. And that's and that's and that's what I mean by tribalism, because it does. yeah It does put us in the state of mind of it is you and me. It's it's like versus it's it's overcome. It's over competitive
Speaker: Yeah, and it's it's it's it's the the the worst thing I see And you know, I I have a different perspective than you do with a simple fact that I have to watch what I see on the news. I I don't see it here. Yeah, like, you know, ah but Like I don't it's it's not in my face. I I have to actually search for it, you know, like on Facebook and whatnot, but it's like you The biggest problem is is everybody wants to be in a clique, and nobody wants to think for themselves.
Speaker: Yeah, that click would be ah the like ah the the tribalest the tribalism thing. And it's like, I want to be part of this group because, yeah i A, I like this person over here. I like that. But you can't think like that. And and it's not something that, as you said, it's not going to be fixed tomorrow. It can't be fixed tomorrow. No, it's something I think needs to change in our social consciousness. And that in ideas like that are obtainable. But they exactly, they don't happen overnight. it's it' It's going to be a very generational thing. Yes. And in a way, I think, I think there is generational thought that gets in the way of progress like that. I agree. But the, but like, and and once again, this is me just regurgitating what I'm seeing is it's not helping when you have people of influence influence the, the.
Speaker: the nuanced and the the uneducated. Yeah. You know, and good and bad, you know. And it's and like Mexico just just elected its first female president. I know. I don't know. I don't know much about her political background that I've been meaning to look into that, like what her I don't either. But because I don't pay policies like if Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, and and I think it's a good thing, but. Voting history, that's what I meant to say. It also comes down to it's the old the old adage of time will tell. Yeah, you can you can pick the perfect person, but because somebody's in their ear, it all goes to shit. So it's it's too you know, you know, you yeah have to go ahead.
Speaker: No, I was just saying, you have to let it all play out. Yeah. it's I remember if you ever heard that that there's a story. it's ah it's a it's It's been thrown them out a bunch, but ah this Chinese farmer, his his son's out riding on the on the horse, and the horse falls, and his son breaks his leg. He has a son and the village is like, oh, congratulations. You have this great son. And he's like, we'll see. A couple of years later, his son's a little bit older and he falls and breaks breaks his leg. And everybody's like, oh my God, that's terrible. yeah You must be devastated. He's like, we'll see. A couple of weeks later,
Speaker: War breaks out and they they ask everybody to join in and well his son can't go because he's got a broke blade And they're like, oh you must be so grateful, you know, he's like yeah, we'll see and you know it continues on like that and I don't remember the entire thing i'm probably telling it wrong, but It it's you can't make assumptions on what you see now. You have to wait and see Don't live in the don't live in the future Right. You live in the present and you'd be like, be grateful. He's still alive. You know, at the end of the day or, or, you know, Hey, I breathed today. I ate today. You know, I, I, you know, I was able to connect with my friends today. That's a good day tomorrow. What's going to happen? Don't know. We'll find out. Yeah, it is what it is. And you know, but the problem is, is what I see is there's a lot of, there's so much misinformation and I know that's a terrible thing that everybody says a lot.
Speaker: But when, you know, because somebody's a part of a political party, they put out this info and get a bunch of people back it, but it turns out it's completely wrong. It's like, what was it? I saw a meme the other day. It was like in the 70s during the gas crisis. They were like, in 10 years, we're going to run out of gas on the planet. And it never happened. In the 80s, it was like, we're gonna you we're all going to die because the ozone layer is going to go, oh, that might have been the 90s. And it was all this stuff. Every 10 years, they say, in 10 years, this bad thing's going to happen, and the world's going to end because of it. And the one thing that's consistent about all those different things they showed over like 50 years of things is all of them had tax implications, as in we were eventually taxed for that thing.
Speaker: Mm hmm. That's the only ah common denominator on the whole project. So it's like. At the end of the day, so here's here's the way I deal with situations like that. First, I don't I don't watch news. I mean, I might see a headline that piques my interests and I just get what the subject matter, what they're talking about. Like you had brought up. um Shit, what science to just bring up? it it it It really doesn't matter ah you could have brought up ah climate oh climate change yeah yeah So I would instead of going to the news and just or reading articles in a Unaware way, I'll go to the actual source like right? Yeah, and if it's a legit
Speaker: um you know, person in that authoritative field, like, you know, it's a question about biology. Well, then he's, you know, obviously, yeah, it' some biology I'm goingnna talk to a biologist, not somebody that I weakness. Yeah. And we also have to be aware that biology isn't all encompassing either. There's microbiology, neurobiology, et cetera. Well, the the point is you you need to find somebody that's in that field and get their take on it. And then you, yeah you know, and and the biggest problem is everybody will skew the data to, and not everybody, but you you find this happen a lot. People will skew the data to spin it in their favor.
Speaker: so they can be like, I was right, see? It's like, the the one thing i i I found, I saw the other day that was kind of interesting, ah you know, everybody's bitching about climate change, politicians and stuff like that, yet these politicians are buying beachfront property but saying, in 10 years, Boston's going to be gone because the water is going to raise 10 feet and, you know, Florida will be gone and things like that. And it's like, but you just bought like four houses in Florida on the beach. If you think climate change is going to happen, why do that? Well, i will you know, So it's because, you know, it's funny as you brought up um ah Ben Shapiro earlier. And this is I want to point out a bad argument. man Like when he said, um because this reminds me of why people are buying houses on the beach and I just wanted to make a apropos kind of joke. right I remember Ben saying that
Speaker: When the it doesn't matter that you know, the oceans are you know expanding or whatnot just sell your home You know, it's if it's if if if if we're you know, the oceans rising well, then people can just sell their homes and When he said that I'm like that is makes no fucking sense. Yeah, because who are you gonna sell to exactly exactly that's why i website if you believe in climate climate change and you're like you know you're fucking al gore saying you know the world's goingnna fucking end because of climate change what if then you buy a house on the beach yeah youre throw money way yeah i yeah You know what's, right this is what this is something I would look into as well, because and I just popped ahead of my question in my head. I wonder if there's flood insurance on beaches, because here's the thing, if their house is, the shit does rise and it causes damage, maybe their insurance. And and that is good. that is so so you know Because i I got hurricane insurance. Yeah. So it's like, they do believe in it, but
Speaker: you know, in a, in a very shady way, they're taking advantage of that information and lying to people because, you know, cause cause you, you kind of, you, you, you take the information that you're learning. Like I didn't even think of that insurance thing. I mean, so if you're, you know, if you put $5 million dollars on a beach house and you get $8 million dollars back when it floods, that's kind of a win. So, how you know, or something like, or I'm sure there's got to be some, some kids, but that, that one sounds kind of plausible. I mean, god it it's just, it's just speculation. So, but and and that that's one way to look at it. Yeah. it's and And that's the biggest problem with, with any argument as, as much as people like to say, they know everything they don't. That's, and that's the thing. That's why you can have, um,
Speaker: wait um Like you said, like why why would they do it? And I present it maybe one of an infinity possibility. right and um shit Yeah, yes. Oh, yes. I'm just I'm just sure sharing a different perspective. I mean, because we don't know. So all we have is our subjective opinion or questions or mean and but but you brought up a good point with the insurance thing. That's that's not something that popped in my head, even though I have like five different types of insurance. Um, I just don't think about it because I just pay the bill.
Speaker: I would have to look at it like newer insurance policies. I'm sure you can find find examples out there and we look I saw something I was talking to a buddy of mine the other day and and We were talking about Weird types of insurance because we're kind of that's one of the realms we're working on at work And he said there's an end of the world insurance No shit, and I was like, how's that work? He says fuck. I don't know what people buy it what the fuck i have to look into that that sounds funny i want to see yeah this isific like like in in in california you can buy earthquake insurance and and the the the joke in the insurance community is if the big one hits we just declare back up so you can fucking move to georgia you know so it's so it's like and it will see that thing it
Speaker: they wentt the I mean, into the world, there's nothing to file bankruptcy over anymore. So it's like this weird paradox. But but the thing is, is like most in ah there's a lot of scam insurances out there. And that's what we were talking about in this meeting. that's it like And that's kind of a scam insurance. ah oh Because it's literally just for a reason for you to yeah that that sounds like insurance fraud that That sounds like insurance fraud or at least i think I don't think they call it in end of the world insurance They call it natural disaster
Speaker: And it, in in it's, it's an actual disaster insurance, but like they can void it at any time. And they were like, yeah, that doesn't qualify. Like, Oh, it was only a little bit when you're good, you know, but it's for level five. Okay. Now we'll pay out. You know, I think, I think insurance. I think insurance itself is in in a hole as a racket. food Well, the one thing that the one thing that that my buddy is that he's bringing to the table is we're going to be selling life insurance. But we sell the life insurance that you can take advantage of tomorrow. Like if you buy this life insurance you could take and Connor and I were talking about it the other day, you can actually take a loan out against your life insurance tomorrow.
Speaker: For the exact amount of your life insurance. Let's say it's a million dollars So you can have a million dollars in pocket granted. You can only do it once every like 10 15 years Because you're you're slowly paying it back. Yeah, but I mean You you take that million dollars and you buy an asset that brings you in more money And then you know you're set you don't have to work anymore As long as you keep paying that insurance, you're good. And that's obviously not how 100 % works, but there's it's one of the aspects of it.
Speaker: Yeah. And I'm I'm slowly learning that the the information packet they sent me was like two gigs of documents that I have to read. Fuck. I was just like, Jesus Christ, guys, what do I fuck up? Oh, my God. That is like rain. They sent me a an app for my phone called T .S. Reader, where you copy everything that's on the page and put it in this thing and it will read it to you. So, they're like, there, you don't have to read it. You can just sit there and listen. I'm like, yeah, because I have 40 days to just kill time. Yeah. But but it's it's and it's like the do's and don'ts what i because I'm not licensed, so i can't I can't sell it. I'm a bullet point guy. I put you in touch with the proper person. Gotcha. I see. If you're interested in something, if you're qualified, I put you in touch with the wrong person, the right person, and then I sit back and I get a cut at the end.
Speaker: I'm a middleman. Yeah. And and it saves the it saves the supplier from wasting their time calling 400 people and getting the guy that knows the guy. Yeah, exactly. And that's that's the whole concept of the business I do, is is we we're business solutions. You know, yeah we we're connected to like 15 businesses that have different things you can take advantage of, but you need to be qualified and you need to want it. Yeah. And not to be rude. I i know I'm tired. Is Glick coming back or is he leaving? I don't know. He might have passed out. Let's go ahead and because I don't want to leave you here by yourself. that I was thinking the same thing. ah I just don't want to bounce. Let's go and end a song. OK, since somebody just decided to go fuck off. Yeah.
Speaker: did it do do doo do I don't know who that is. I need to scroll down lower. You know what? I like this song the other day. I'm gonna play it. it's um It's by Jewel in the howl. It's called the howl. Howl is in the howl at the moon. um This is I believe Glick is speaking with her about doing a episode of Glick's House of Music. Oh, there he is. We're getting ready to end because we're both getting ready to go. And we weren't. I was just listening to your guys' conversation. I didn't want to. Oh, OK. I was just listening to your guys' conversation and letting you guys
Speaker: ah told you do long diatribs give me but as i said you're like I don't I don't live in that world. Oh no, I ready i appreciate the the honest open conversation like that. larry i'm not I'm not knowledgeable enough to, to be a part of that conversation. So I was just, I was just letting you guys conversation do good conversation. Um, that's all I was doing. Um, you guys are fucking posters ended already. I mean, I'm getting, well, this is usually about how long we go. It's been about almost six hours. It's been like five hours.
Speaker: and five that's right you guys started a little bit late ah now while we started and then somebody you're not mentionuring and ah somebody ended the show i don't know who well already but they did us but you're already like one and a half, two hours into it at that point. So, yeah, maybe you're right. Five hours. Well, no, we were we were over three because that's what we were taking. I was like, it was it was over the two hour mark. Damn it. He could at least done so we typically we got about another hour left because we we went a little out. Well, if you guys want to bounce, if you guys want to run, I mean, no power like yeah, same here. I'm um exhausted.
Speaker: i'm mentally brained this week umm um'm yeah I'm debating where The bed is I'm debating like do I wait Nikki or do I let her sleep? out on the couch Yeah. yeah well you all his dilemma Because here's the problem. If you wake her up, she could be a happy or be super pissed. She's also been dealing with the cough we for for quite a while lately.
Speaker: And she's not sleeping very good at nights, but she sleeps better on the couch. Cause, cause I have my, my, my sofa and love seat. They both reclined, you know, so everything reclines so she can sleep. Like she would get on the couch and yeah I can recline and she can actually sleep without her cough waking her up. What if she comes back here in the bedroom where she thinks she needs to be because she thinks I'm going to feel this sort of way if she's not back here. And it's like, you know, last night I was like, I'm going to sleep with you. I know this is where you're comfortable. I know this is where you get your best sleep. And she wasn't having it. So I said, I'm not going to catch 22.
Speaker: Well, she might have wanted just the couch to herself for the nice sleep. No, I mean, we had two of them. I was just going to sleep in the living room. Oh, OK. Doesn't feel bad. I didn't want her to feel bad. I meant like spooning on the couch. Yeah, no, no, no. So we we've got the sofa and loveseat. I don't know why I thought that. Yeah, yeah, we've got the couch and the loveseat. But both ends of the couch reclined. And then on the love scene, the love seat both sides both sides reclined. Oh, that makes it because she's congested and stuff, but she's right. Right. That mildly stood up. Yeah, I got you. That makes sense. But if he wakes her up, she's like, no, let's go to the bed. And then she hacks and coughs all night. I wouldn't leave her out there. I how yeah i would would lead out there and take the take your take your lumps when she yells at you. Yeah. seeing you like
Speaker: I leave her out like she feels bad if I go out there and sleep with her because I'm sleeping on the couch cause with me. I mean, I can sleep in the recliner. You know, were you know how it is. We're dudes like we can literally dog we all sleep on a gravel pile of after all this. I mean, I i have to benefit if my bed's around. Yeah. i have a guy that literally I mean, I could lean up against the wall. and fossil I mean, at the end of the day, let's be honest. I'll lean up against the walls perfectly sober and just be like, all right, nap time. And I'm standing up against the wall. You know what I mean? But she felt bad and she was like,
Speaker: We'll go back to the bedroom. i'm like No, like you sleep better out here right now with everything that's going on. Yeah. Ingestion wise. And then she came back here and she didn't sleep much at all last night. I know she didn't. I didn't either. But I'm also dealing with other issues.
Speaker: Not well, partially mentally and majority physically because clickck I love you, but I I really know You know what i want to say this um I'm gonna say this and I can say this without sounded like an asshole and I can say this to you
Speaker: I can say this to you without sounding like an asshole. If anybody else says it to you. never get absolutely Yeah, so but also only you can say it. Everybody else would sound like an asshole saying it. Yeah, exactly. I think you can pull your head out of your ass and stop feeling fucking sorry for yourself. I got a lot of good things going on. You got to look. You got a lot of good things happening. and and And yeah, you're a little bit of a slump right now. But pull your fucking head out of your ass and get the shit fucking right. and you know where you belong and where you belong is right here on the network doing your thing. I don't want to hear your bullshit about I'm going to go offline, bloby bla blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Well, I'm actually preparing. I'm actually preparing because well, I'll talk about it after we're all fine. Trust me.
Speaker: And this is no bullshit, this is no talking out my ass, this isn't just making shit up to make everybody feel better about themselves. The ultimate goal, the ultimate where we're going, where we're heading and um and I'm driving this bus and I'm driving this down this fucking road. I just gotta get everybody on the same goddamn page. None of us are gonna have to work again. That's the plan. This is work. This is our job. This is what we do.
Speaker: And I'm driving. I just need you assholeles to be on the same goddamn page as me. As I get your head out your ass, stop feeling sorry for yourself. Stop moping around. Stop looking for fucking attention. You know, I love you. All the guys on the network. We all love you. And I only say this because I know you said the same thing to me. Exactly. fucking stop it. You're out your goddamn. Well, like yesterday, you you and I talked back forth on Snapchat and and and you said, dude, it's better to be on the show yeah for the the for the mental aspect of at least for that time when you're on the show, you can forget all the bullshit that's day to day. And and I thought about that and I was like, you know, he's got a fucking point because and I think
Speaker: and And like, well, and as you said, I told you that before. And and it's like. It's. As soon as we went, even in the meeting, I was like, you know, fucking what other stuff? it's It was like a switch, you know, it's just you know, technically. Just say I'm right. I was right. You just reminded me that I was right. Just tell me I'm right. say have great a dirty little page
Speaker: I'll wake you in three o 'clock. Good morning. Hey, Danny. And then hang up.
Speaker: um my life is good No, man. Like I said, I think the worst thing and and and you said you've said it to me more times than I've said it to you because I wanted walk away from this **** and not have anything to do with it. And and and and and i and I was at a in a very bad place. and And you said, motherfucker, you know better, first and foremost. I mean, you were the one that told me this doesn't exist without me. Yeah, I was thinking I was lying to you. And then you did. We had a conversation and you said that this doesn't exist without me. We don't do this without me, that it wouldn't be done without me. And that's what I got to say.
Speaker: not sound like an asshole and not sound like an egotistical, narcissistic piece of shit. But you're right. I have to say you're right. This does not exist without me. No, I'm right. No, well, it's one of those things like this is not something I would have kept going by myself. Exactly. As I said, this doesn't this doesn't happen without and you're right. And there's been times where I've wanted to give up and I've wanted to walk away and and and And you haven't let me and and I'm not gonna let you either because we started this shit together. Yeah We started this show nonsensical nonsense together. We started this network together and we're gonna We're gonna ride this motherfucking storm We're gonna ride this this ride all the way to the end as far as it takes us together well ah the fucker you know No matter how many people come and go at the end of the day it started with us and it ends with us
Speaker: exactly exactly and that's what our death bed will be on the final episode that's that's just that that's cold hard facts nonsense nonsensical network it doesn't exist without you and i both of us now like i said i think i just need to uh You know, I think being on the show tonight really helped like I didn't do the reason. Well, we didn't do Tuesday mainly because Benji was Benji's as of course Benji's always out about but he was in a spot. He he had no Wi -Fi and I was like, well, I'm not doing a show by myself. It's like we didn't do what the fuck news this week. Yeah, this week is a weird week.
Speaker: You know, it it was a weird week, but it was a good week, man. I mean, it was, you know, Monday we had Kevin show, uh, Wednesday, uh, Mark and Brian had Al last night. I had there. I mean, it was, it was a weird week, but it was a good week. Yeah. Um, and you know, it was probably 20 nights ago and Mark and Brian are doing the same thing. We're racking up guests, man. We're, we're, we we're, we're, we're, we're. We're racking them up. We're locking them in we're and we're doing our thing. Yeah. I got to, I got to talk to Mark about that, about how I can get some, I need some, like I've reached out to YouTubers and tick doctors, like small ones. You don't, you don't have to talk to Mark about that. I just, I need to, i tell but um'm um I'm to tell you and I'll wait until we the show, but I'm going to tell you what you need to do. Uh,
Speaker: And it's the same thing mark and bri are doing it's the same thing. I'm doing no matter what anybody tells you. it's just it's what But no, I mean, like I said, you know, I love the quote, ah you know, I love the bad boys movies with Martin, Martin Lawrence and Will Smith. I love those movies. And one thing has been a mainstay from the first movie all the way to the this newest one that's coming out. And I haven't seen the last one. and if the And if it isn't you and I to a goddamn T, I don't know what is, but we ride together. We got together, man. We've always had each other's back. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, dude. I'm Harley Davidson. You're the marble man, even though I'm the smoker. Just saying. Okay. We'll be in the Harley or a marble man. I'm Harley just because, you know, but so okay I don't care. It's all right. You're Woody.
Speaker: And I'm Henry. but but You can be JD, I guess, but I'm Dr. Cox. So calm down, Shirley. No, no, no, no, no. yeah i love that understand like I am not. Neither one of us. Cox, I'm sorry. It's not going to happen. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Anything your Bob fucking Kelso. I'll take that, too. And and and I hate to admit it. That would make me Ted.
Speaker: uh no no you can be shady i mean we don't have to be the duo i mean like i said you are the janitor you know i'm like yeah i'm like i'm like if if the janitor and calso and cox had a love child it would be me oh my saying am i wrong no
Speaker: You gotta throw a little bit of Cox's wife in there, too. Yeah, yeah. If Dr. Cox's wife was to get pregnant, the donors were Janitor, Kelso, and Cox, and all three sperm somehow merged together into one sperm, and they created a baby, it would be me. Yes. I, the season eight cracks me up. Jordan walks in and she's talking with, janitor's talking with Cox and her, and she's like, you guys want to see the new thing I do when I get bored?
Speaker: I fucking love it. I'm like, you know what? I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it. I'm gonna do it. No, I love that show. But like I said, dude, I'm like. It cracks me up. I'm like six.
Speaker: You are 100 % Woody. You you are 100 % Woody, though, from site. Yeah. yeah and um' and i'm And I'm definitely 100 % Henry. Yeah, but we both have a little bit of... I think we both have a little bit of Sean, and we both have a little bit of Spence. Yeah. Spence, you know. i But, yeah, i mean if you had to lock him down, um dev I'm definitely Henry. no i just I'm so fucking JD, God damn it. You really are. Dude, I was watching. What was I watching? I was watching. I found the scrubs playlist and I fucking. Oh, my God. Oh, loved it. It was amazing. Hey, as long as I get to marry fucking Sarah Chalk, I'm OK. I'll be JD all fucking day.
Speaker: I want stillborn. I mean, I got to hook up with ah Uncle Jesse's wife.
Speaker: You know, what i' I'll take. car Oh, too la carla dude, when they go to the gym, I think it all shows up in the bathing suit. I was like, God damn. Yeah. And like I said, as far as site goes, You got to really watch that man because shepherd is dude. I dude Jules Jules can totally fucking get it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna say I'm like civil shepherd is she's she's I'm not mad at it I would have I would love for Shonda walking on me in his mouth Why why did why did she leave again? And I know it's weird bullshit nothing
Speaker: I don't know. It was a whole new dynamic and a weird. There's a weird thing. I don't know. It fit for the show at the end of the day. Yeah, yeah. All the time, it's been too much. Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Grunge, Who's Beavis and who's Butthead? That's what of the question. You have more hair. Yeah, they let's be honest. and We could both be either or. didn Go either way. You're a bad thing, I don't know. God damn it, Beavis and Butthead. We're Bill and Ted. Yes.
Speaker: Yeah, you're you're 100%. I'm dead. I'm dead. Yeah. Who's Sean Penn? Sean Penn wasn't in Bill and Sean Penn. He's Sean. What is your name? John Reeves and Winters. Something Winters. Sean Winters. Is it Sean Winters? No, it's not Sean Winters. It's Bill. Yeah, you're definitely Winters. No, I'm fucking yes. Yeah, ah you cannot be kind of where you stop it, dude here. and And let me explain. He said he still put it upon the criteria. No. And Alex Winters, thank you. i And here's why you're Alex Winters. Technically, the leader Bill and Ted. Ted is kind of a follower. yeah You know what? Facts on facts.
Speaker: but actually but i'm not i'm not i'm not not bad anybody alice winters i now want to say at the end of the day I mean, Alex did not have the biggest career. I get that. But in in the Bill and Ted movies, he was kind of the leader of the two. Yeah, I mean, yeah. and What did he do? Did he do anything after Bill and Ted? ah He was in law. Good stuff. He was like he became he became a bad guy. Yeah, well, he was in Lost Boys. Wasn't he in fucking Young Guns? Oh, he was in Lost Boys. Yeah, he played one of the vampires. He got he got killed. Well, well, they all got killed. But was that the deal? Was Alex Winters the one that they staked in the game? Yeah, he was hanging upside down. Alex Winters was the guy with the curly hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So.
Speaker: so hospitals yeah was with before Oh, now, Jeeves wants to come in. Yeah. Wait. Hold on a second. Is this really Jeeves? Wow. He didn't do a lot, man. No, he really didn't. Jeeves, turn the camera on. Turn your camera on, buddy. We've been burned before. Just a moment. Yeah, we got burned by Jeeves account once before. Exactly. ah Yeah, he did not do a lot, dude.
Speaker: It looks like he started fail or freaked. Now we got a notification on the recording thing. What the hell? Lazing. I deleted their upload. Connor not completed. Do you says low storage space. Click is not heavily. Oh, OK. Oh, yeah. OK. Yeah. That's just that's just a weird new thing because we're still recording. Yeah. All right. Come on, Jeez. Come on. Come on. and Please be Jeez. Turn the camera on. and give us the old
Speaker: in the pink one and
Speaker: it with the shocker but this is much last boys was definitely before um ah's great movie by the way and is ah he was in it looks like what's this and give us voice or Yeah, it was in The Lost Boys, Death Wish 3, Haunted Summer.
Speaker: Oh yeah, and The Lost Boys was before Bill and Ted. Look at that. Death Wish 3. 1985, Death Wish 3. Charles Bronson? Yeah, Charles Bronson. Charlie fucking Branson. Obviously, ah not a main character. ah He did the Ben 10. He did ah ah two Ben 10 movies. He was in The Borrowers. So he's done some voiceover work. He was in that grand piano movie with the John Cusack and Elijah Wood.
Speaker: The movie's fucking weird.
Speaker: ah but Yeah, nothing nothing nothing like holy shit, you know, ah not a not a giant Movie base but but once again, it's it's Yeah, I Believe you're in the dark Jesus. I just need you to pull your camera up and give us the old shocker Yeah, I just want to make sure it's really you. Yep. That's not you wow congratulations hey tony d i would like to pull that up and show that to your fuck friends or to you the people you call your fucking friends yeah that's another your account based off of an actual old friend um and that's your fucking people yeah congratulation yeahand all said for congratulations but sure thank youonnus what your weekend is
Speaker: yeahp and you fucking people You can say whatever you want to say but And it's the truth And and I say that because there was a gentleman in your broadcast earlier This week who said that your people got him banned off of his IP addressed So yeah, congratulations. I wish I could have showed that but of course I couldn't because it was very graphic pornographic images and
Speaker: And those are the people you chose. Mildly impressive. Mildly impressive. Those were the people you chose. Congratulations. That's why you continue to stay the same and we continue to flourish. I'm just saying. What the fuck are you guys who don't like us? Whoever that was. Whoever that was. Good job. Good job. But we're not stupid. one at night if Was not last night However that video you were sure this is the same thing that Jeff and I do to your mom yeah She's actually on her way. That's why I gotta to get going So yeah me go ahead and wrap this bad boy yeah i want to hear that song um want to know that song but song the
Speaker: the howl ah jewels hu we read we played i know but it's fucking good song but good fuck Calm down. All right. I have a good song. Fuck you. I have an agenda. Well, you know, experience and weeks we were were two weeks away from me and Jules hanging out. I'm just saying I'm for next Friday night. um I'm trying to I'm trying to lock something in for the next Friday night. But yeah, like I said, I had an agenda tonight. Yeah, go ahead. I played Hunter.
Speaker: Oh, hey, Derek. All right. Here we go. but It's it's it's a little bit slower. It's a little sappier, but you know what? I got to make sure that we're giving our people low. and They're in the rotations throughout the week. Uh, the show to take breaks, which is the shows I host.
Speaker: Oh God.
Speaker: Yeah, a little premature.
Speaker: Again, with a prematurely. Yeah, I'm done. i like My hands are. No, the shows that take breaks, which my shows that I host. Uh, I want to make sure I get, I get, we get our guys, uh, we get our, we get our friends in the music world into the rotation and we're playing their music. Nonetheless. Uh, you guys, we did Hunter a lot tonight. She guys are checking out Hunter a lot. And again, all their social medias, go ahead and check them out a lot. Uh, uh uh uh Derek Wayne Douglas uh the Southern Elos Band and the the final song for tonight um is by jo Josh Josh Merritt Music on all social media wherever you listen to music um love this dude great conversation he is my hashtag sasquatchin twin we are two peas in a pod six two three hundred pounds a piece
Speaker: And a great guy, he's up in Alaska. Dude went up to Alaska for a wedding, man. From Kentucky to Alaska to go to a wedding. But he didn't have a gig out there, so he got to do a show last night. And and today he was on ah on ah on a podcast, did a little interview stuff. And and some of the pics and videos that he took from from up there at just man Gorgeous weather. Oh, that's fucking beautiful, bro Yeah, it really is like it. Yeah, I've seen pictures and it's like it's gorgeous, but I was not able to live there It's not even cold. It's not even the cold. It's a crazy time Like you can literally play golf at 2 a .m. And it looks like noon
Speaker: Well, they also have like the 30 days of night, like, and like for a month or whatever. It's just dark 24 seven. Yeah. Yeah. I'm passing. Plus it's cold up there. I can't do the cold man. I don't do cold. Yeah. I can't do the cold. It hurts. Yeah. it Like it physically hurts my body to do the cold. Yeah, I know. But again, you know, a little reckless, a little crazy, a little out of control. a little all over the place. This guy, Jeff, if you got to go, you got to go. Yeah. I got to get going. There you go. Brian, Brian, I'm not going to give up. I'm going to give one, maybe two beers. I'm going to bed. All right, Jeff. Love you, buddy. Get your head out of your ass. I'm talking shit. Yeah. So I end this up man.
Speaker: I know much has got home. i mean yeah Your your your volume is so. Oh, sorry. I'm not so sick. Oh, but so low. Uh huh. Keep bringing up a little bit more. How now? It's just a touch more. OK. I got you. I got you cranked up all the way. So what's going on, man? No, I just got home from a watching Bad Boys. Oh, how was it? I want to see it. Don't spoil it. Just tell me was it wasn't good. Not bad. Not bad. I mean, a typical bad boy format. Yeah. Shoots, shootouts, explosions, comedy, that kind of thing. Martin ruining the song, not knowing how to sing. Yeah, you got to know the lyrics, man. but Got another. Nice. We were just talking about that.
Speaker: the the the you know it is what it is join summer is here summer is here and im sweat my ass off ah you do you do you work longer hours in the summer or what no you really winner down the just depends on the the the
Speaker: yeah like five o'clock five o'clock is pretty much like the cutoff um um wow like two hours um but um About like two hours before that shit deuces I put my powers in I'll see you sons of bitches tomorrow ah Yeah, so like yeah my lunch break. I just like clock out for lunch. Just take a 25 -minute nap nice but Yeah, which meant to I say that but now that it's summertime I'm actually but not like
Speaker: Whoa, a whole extra half hour. Now I'm doing 7 to 3 .30, but this time, you know, the kids are out of school. um I can get up when my alarm goes off and throw my work clothes on and get out the door and I get to work at 7 and some days I leave at 3 and most days I leave at 3 .30, but I mean, then my job is too crazy. So, you know, My actual job, my nine to five is way easier than my job that I'm not getting paid for, which is here.
Speaker: I like put more hours and time and energy and effort into, but I enjoy it. So, you know, but I feel like I'm putting more time in and and energy and effort into this than I am my actual job. But, ah you know, one day I'll be getting paid more than I make at my nine to five here and I'll quit my nine to five and do this. So give it time. Tall matter of time and things are, things are happening and we're, we're. <unk> doing good things man and Well, I mean, I mean, I mean now that the Star Wars acolyte is out and I saw that you did make a guess of cameo appearance at the end of the second episode. So, hey, man, it's all good. You know, you know, I've seen the previews for that and and and and it actually looks not a Star Wars guy. I'm not going to watch it. I'll be 100 % honest with you. I'm not going to watch it, but it looks pretty cool. But Nikki was like, I kind of want to watch that.
Speaker: and i was like yeah ourers yeah never she like yeah i mean the originals but the actual show looks pretty good and and it really does yeah um it it's it's really it's really crazy because of the society the society we live in today yeah i get it with the social climate it's fucking annoying and it was like considering what this month is and so so you got half this one's men men's men's men's mental health month and
Speaker: yeah ah a yeah yeah yeah so so what what was acolyte have to do with that and i'm only asking because i don't know Okay. So, so basically half of the fan base is just, you know, because like the last few shows, like including Marvel, you know, it's all about the whole LGBTQ, all the other letters of the alphabet soup. So they're implying that because of the directors of lesbian and all this stuff. So now they're, they're trying to put that narrative in and, uh,
Speaker: And but for the other half of the fan base, we're all like. you know, this is a new story, new characters, but I think for the other, for the other fan bases, because but tip they they want to get more, more eyes on it, like from the casual, like a casual fan, like what you would be, you'd be a casual fan. like water like like Yeah. Versus, versus like, versus like myself and Jeff, like we're we're hardcore fans, but the thing is, it's like, I don't care.
Speaker: about the narratives, just give me a good story. Yeah, give give us the show man i think yeah just give me yeah just give me a good give me a good story. And then you got other people talking about, oh, well, we're not represented enough. I'm like, ah yeah, y 'all are throughout the years. You just have been too stupid to pay attention. Yeah. Like I didn't even know that was the thing. I mean, I had no idea. i didn't think that was a hardcore thing but apparently they make it a hardcore thing but however though but for the acolyte it's ah fresh news story this is like a hundred years before what we already currently know and what we grew up with oh like before the original thirty yeah this is like like the very
Speaker: kind like beginning because of the apparently for the the way they wrote it out in the books this is like ah hundred years before but the there's the actual books collect the the high Yeah. before this So basically it's almost like that format because that's what that was the nostalgia that I got. But I think everybody gets so wrapped up with the Anakin with the Skywalker legacy and all this other stuff. So everybody's kind of like honed in on that but versus like with the Acolyte, this is like kind of like pretty much the the seeds being planted on how flawed the Jedi really are. So is it
Speaker: And again, not a fan that I'm not knowledgeable on this. I'm not not a fan, but not be knowledgeable on this. So this this young lady, the star of we'll call her what she is. She is the star kind of goes rogue and she's killing Jedi. is She liked the first Sith. well she's so the so the for the word acoli because it because have the whole the the notion of two
Speaker: there could only be two like the master and apprentice basically what the acolyte is it's just kind like ah set the training like i gotta to prove myself to become app print to become an apprentice Oh, okay. Because really, I don't like to know our Farooza Bradshaw. so yeah with the beer Yeah, just give me the beer money. Yeah, just give me the beer money. APA, buddy. APA, brother. Yeah, so for for like on the on the YouTubers that were kind of given the hate, you know, because they're like, oh my God, because, you know, Kathleen Kennedy saying like the force is all female and all this other stuff. For everybody else, it's like, hey, we don't care. Just give us a good story.
Speaker: that's all we care about. yeah And I had no idea this was even an issue. I didn't know that that was even even a thing. um yeah Yeah. So, but yeah. So, I mean, so, yeah, I mean, on on a few on a few of the content creators, I put in my two cents, like ah it's like, hey, look, I understand the social climate today. Yes, it's fucking annoying. But just be open -minded. This is a whole new take, a whole different perspective. Just be open -minded about it. That's all. you know and And I said that we're all too trapped up in the what we grew up with and everything. So yes, I do you see the flaws. Yes, I do identify the flaws in the other stuff. but And I keep saying this.
Speaker: the the So you got the mom that's trying to figure shit out because she's a widow and she just doesn't know how to function because she's Old Testament. You got the oldest son that's just trying to find out what's his purpose in life. You got the second son who's been holding and running the family business and he's gay. You got the daughter who's just trying to figure out her sexuality and what's really her purpose because she just feels like she's just a feather in the wind. Um,
Speaker: you got the the Paul you got the uh the embalmer who is like basically my favorite character he's going he's he's struggling trying to manage trying to do some try to do better for his family but yet he has loyalty to the family so it's like it but the thing about it is with all the confusion and all this other stuff going on it's written really well and it was a really good show for seven years um another case in point uh game of throne you have i know about okay oh so how successful how successful it really was was you have every high of thing in there you got the gory violence you got the sex instance
Speaker: you have an incesual relationship you have a hetero relationship you you have a lesbian relationship you have a polyamory relationship have ah
Speaker: you have you have everything under the sun but it was all written very well and no one gave a shit the only time the only reason why people giveish the only time people really get pissed off about it is when you're really like yeah take it take it take it acknowledge it acknowledge it we don't care just right now that's what that yeah that's what it feels like he's like yeah this is my story worship it worship it worship it so but yeah but it's just it's just what i've been saying all law it's like give me a good story and i don't give a shit about the the
Speaker: now i don't know i mean it's it's it's just and it's like live your like live your fucking life i don't give a shit yeah it's what getss attention you know like and is june it is uh, you know, pride month. And, uh, you know, ah I created a logo. I changed up our logo. I didn't create, I just changed up our logo a little bit. I didn't say that we did it. I just, I just did it. All right. Because as far as the actual LGBTQ goes, I'm there.
Speaker: you know I'm with i'm i'm with them, i you know I support them, I guess quote unquote I'm an ally, but the LGBTQ apostrophe RS 561. Everything else in the alphabet. Yeah, I was like I'm not I'm not for all that bullshit. The actual community I'm there for. You know, and we changed up our logo and I changed up and I changed up our profile pictures and I just changed them. I didn't say anything. I just changed them up. It is what it is. You know, I have family and friends that are a part of the LGBT community. I support them. I support everybody like them. You know, do your thing, live your life. But like you said, I had no idea that there was that the new Star Wars series was
Speaker: that under because they made Romeo and Juliet black, everybody's losing their fucking minds. Like you guys do realize when Shakespeare originally wrote Romeo and and the play was performed much like most of Shakespeare's plays.
Speaker: The only characters in these plays were men and men played women's parts. Why? Because women were not allowed to to to perform. So you want to talk about originality and go back to the original and go back to the, you know, what the story was that honestly, Romeo and Juliet, if you want to create an accurate portrayal and a movie format, it would have to be all an entire male cast.
Speaker: as you guys and because you guys are mad. the People are mad because Romeo and Juliet are black. I mean, it's a story. Aladdin at the end of the day, Disney's Disney's Aladdin was a Romeo and Juliet story. Any story or any love story or any movie or television series that has a male lead or a female lead that fall in love
Speaker: and not necessarily should fall in love is a romeo and juliet story and my my only my only thing is this it's like there's so many stories out there how hard is it just find one read the book and then come over with your own script why we got to go back and not necessarily should fall in love
Speaker: the one know everybody is a new Roadhouse movie yeah like at the first one but however they did exactly what you said Roadhouse was already made yeah leave it alone they reimagined it and they they they did their own storyline. I personally, I like the Roadhouse movie with Jake Gyllenhaal. I don't I did not like Conor McGregor. I think he's an idiot. And personally, I'd like to build up his entire asshole because he does not need to act. But yeah, I mean, but would yeah because they the the writer, director, producer, whatever, they didn't do the same movie. They
Speaker: they they they had that concept, but they tried to make it their own. And if you take the movie for what it is, it's not a terrible movie. today Yeah, I mean, but I mean, like with RoboCop. Yeah. The remake that the remake has this kind of like. he still had 70 % of his body still intact. Why you gotta narrow him down to just his brain and his heart? right like look to like what the fight Like what the fuck, you know? But I actually kinda like the Robocop remake. And I don't know if I like the movie as much as I like um the actor that that was in that movie. You know what I mean? Cause I loved him and I put him in Suicide Squad. I loved him as Flag.
Speaker: um You know, he there's a couple other movies that he's done. I kind of like to remake a Remo Cop, but I don't know if it was more because I like the the actor or if I like the movie. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, and then like with the total recall, I was on the fence about that one. ever seen the re of of toto rico You know, we're calling Farrell and ah and ah Kate Beckinsale. Yeah. I never seen that. yeah i mean um i don't know i'm i'm fifty fifty on that was like i mean in a way it's kind of like okay fine but then other way i'm like why you know um well now like
Speaker: yeah now now what i don't mind a continuation of is like blade runner
Speaker: blade runner i don't mind the continuation of that in because it's still continuing the story i think yeah aid work continues the story i think an and again movie i' never seen but just from what what i know seem like tron they did ah they did the neutron several yearstinuate yeah continuation but <unk> and and doom seems to be a continuation from my understanding again i never don't do well okay so from what you and i grew up with the nineteen seventy nine version um apparently it it was like your usual like you got maybe seventy like sixty percent of the of accuracy from the book in the movie up still got but you still got the other parts weighed up now however however to be fair
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Speaker: when dune was released it was pretty much but basically only two percent of the the did the but when they did the but when they actually did Dune and and the the the newest version of Dune is pretty much really close to that. It's like 99 % accurate to the book. Well, okay. i haven i mean I haven't watched it. I mean, that's like Mad Max. I have not seen the Mad Max with Tom Hardy and and I don't plan on watching
Speaker: pure periodio it yeah fur but but seen but but however sort of trying to recreate the but warrior in the madden ma movies they' just continuing the story you know i mean yeah so from one i understand what the fiioa is just the the apparently at the beginnings of the mad ma so that's that's what i understand but um but yeah but like with dune that's it's really close to the book and now here we are x- money years later more more and more people are familiar with it that's why it's successful the way it is i mean that franchise right now is a billion dollar franchise i mean two fifty two hundred fifty million nationally five hundred million globally hey
Speaker: I didn't know they were putting those numbers up there. And that's it. That was part one. And then part two pretty much surpassed it just by a snitch. Yeah. Yeah. Like I said, I don't I didn't I didn't set out to watch the original du movie, but I think I've seen it. I think I've seen it. I couldn't tell you anything about it. And and I don't plan on watching the new ones. ah It's just not my wheelhouse, but. But there's a difference between ah it's like you know, for instance, like they did the the the the the reboot or whatever you want to call it of a Footloose.
Speaker: um I've never never seen it. Footloose is one of my favorite, als ah one of my moves one not one of my favorite, als one of my all time favorite movies. I love Footloose. I could put it on right now and and I can quote word for word, line for line, song for song. for footloose, but I've never watched the one that they did with the remake with, with, with, uh, what's her name, uh, uh, Hogue or whatever her name is. I've never watched it, but everybody who's watched it, they were theyre like, basically is the exact same movie, but modernized. And I'm like, yeah, I don't want to watch it. I'm good.
Speaker: Yeah, and and and apparently they they i saw the trailer to it and I'm kind of turned off by it as many other fans as ah they're going to remake the reboot or the remake of the Crow. I am actually. And and minute well well heres hear and here's why, like a lot of fans are just not going to watch it. is because they're doing a they're pretty much
Speaker: putting a different twist on the eric dring character i yeah no i think that's the thing is you tattooed all over the face tattooed all over his body it's like no like now they said now if it was displayed as a different character sure no problem you will have no qualitil the fact that yeah doing it or is because they're doing a the face of brandon lee yeah so you know and we've had the
Speaker: and and and you know and and the one thing that i've tried to tell everybody brandon lee with the original crow movie was never meant to come back in the sequel i i read the book i actually read the graphic novels they were graphic novels yeah frank miller Yeah, Frank Miller, Sin City. And the Crow was a series that every book was different. There was a new character. There was a new situation. And that's one thing that the Crow did very well. He had the original with Brandon Lee. And I know a lot of people don't like the sequels.
Speaker: city City of Angels, I liked, I'm actually, I'd be 100 % honest with you. I like all the sequels, even the sequel, the one that had Edward Furlong in it. And Homeboy from ah Angel the and Buckview, you know, he was the bad guy in the Edward Furlong movie. yeah I like it because that series, and and and and and and Frank came out and said it was never designed the same guy in every book the story is what the story is the story is about vengeance the story is about love the story is about you know being brought back to avenge whatever the case may be so that your soul could rest at peace so
Speaker: and that aspect I love the sequels I'm I'm not gonna I'm not gonna cast judgment in any way shape or form with this new crow movie I'm curious to see what they do I do like scarves Bill I do like him Uh, not, I was not a fan of the original it. I'm not a big fantasy, uh, Stephen King movie, Stephen King, Stephen King movies. Uh, I, I am, I am, I, I, I love the shining. I love pet cemetery. Uh, one of my favorite Stephen King movies was actually a mini series. Sometimes they come back.
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Speaker: but sometimes they come back. That's one of my favorites. I absolutely love that. And I love the sequel, quote unquote, continue. Sometimes they come back again. I love that that that that television series. But I'm not a huge fan of Stephen King movies and television wise, his books. his books are great i mean i i mean like a dark tower i love i love that that's like my favorite one which one is it dark tower ah gun so yeah love yeah i love that it recall ah you mo but those those are like my favorite j is on karvin's fine rose red was fine the the
Speaker: i know i love those movies and realize that was stephen king until after the fact but you know what you know what ah there was something there was a movie that came out that was really really good and i didn't realize that it was a stephen king book it was the stephen king book
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Speaker: if you get it if you dig into like Wes Craven's catalog you're like holy maximum over Stephen King yeah yeah yeah i like like like I said Wes Craven you dig into his catalog it's like holy shit that's a Wes Craven movie and we all know Wes Craven from the horror genres yeah halloween yeah yeah that that movie that came out last year, the boogeyman, which was a nominal movie absolute movie scared the hell out of my kids and actually kind scared Nicki too, and it had me kind of fucked up that Stephen King
Speaker: um there was just so youre the court stephen king oh oh yeah love children in the corner ah firearter stephen king e the way I carry, um, uh, and Stephen King has had a ton of things on Netflix, um, and the tall grass. I love that. I love that. That was actually really good. Yeah. I mean, I mean, I mean what i would, I don't know. But on Netflix, a movie that was called Gerald's game. I don't, I don't have Netflix.
Speaker: so so So it was basically, and this was a book, but it was basically a husband and wife. They they go on a a trip to a cabin. And I was like, a we're going to work on a relationship type thing and try new things. And what was that? Hold on a second. Let me look it up real quick.
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Speaker: on top of her. It's a wild movie, but that's a Stephen King movie, man. It's a Stephen King book, whatever. it was It was a short story, a novella, if you will, or whatever. Same with ah In the Tall Cress and a lot of things that place has done.
Speaker: But yeah, I mean you dive into you dive into the Stephen King category. and There's a lot of things. It's like Shit, I didn't know that was Stephen King or Wes Or John Carpenter or what? i who's guy Grissom Grissom Grissom Yeah, John Grissom Yeah, I mean you into his catalog and it's like oh shit, I didn't know that was his yeah the client the client's are real good but, um yeah, I mean, ah Dean Coons, I mean, they only got a couple of his books that got turned into movies like Phantoms, but I'm really wanting to see if they're going to really do Odd Thomas. Odd Thomas is really good. ah That was such a great movie.
Speaker: And yeah and and i understand I understand why they're not continuing that movie. And and and and I'm not bad at them, but I want i do want more. The gentleman that was in that movie, Anton Yelchin, he was also in the new Jack movies. um you know Unfortunately, he passed away, his Jeep rolled on. or whatever, wrote over the question. And that's why they didn't continue The Odd Thomas. But I would love to see that series continued. That movie was was was great. That was an unexpected, fantastic movie. ah And again, you know with that with the with that with a great cast, with Willem Dafoe and
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Speaker: But. Unfortunately. I don't think we're going to see that see that movie. Outside of the first one. Yeah.
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Speaker: you know they might have chapters but the chapters is like so chapter one will be local haunts and chapter two is going to be male violent uh you know chapter three is going to be poltergeist and stuff like that so but every every you know even in chapter one they're going to have six different stories but everything's different or like i love the um there's ah there's a series called Weird, and it's like Weird Ohio, Weird Texas. And when you read those books, they're like big coffee table type books, you know what I mean? And some of you see on somebody's coffee table, but they had like ah um attractions,
Speaker: ah local haunts, ah Food like the you know, like the places you want to go in Ohio to eat Roadside attraction is like the world's largest ball of yarn. It's located in Kansas, you know what ah and and I love that shit something that's going to be continuously changing and and and and and keep my attention because again, ADHD, ADD, whatever you want to call it, it kicks in and it's like, yeah, I'm bored with this book already. You know, let me go to the last few pages and see what happens. yeah in this is your What was one of your childhood your childhood books that you enjoyed as a kid? I i used to love um scary stories. to tell but
Speaker: That was one of my favorites. I haven't seen the movie yet. really But, yeah, I mean, that would for me, that was one of my favorite scary stories, scary stories, telling the dark. I mean, even as an adult, 40 some years old, that that that song ah got now ah now. Now that I'm talking about it, but I lost it, but it runs through my head all the time. It's like now you're dead.
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Speaker: ah I love that world. I live in that world. I'm ah um'm a um believer. you know my great I understand why I'm in that world. My great -grandmother used to tell me all the time I was a sensitive and I've had experiences that No, I mean I can tell you guys and and and and unfortunately it's not like I have proof of it Some of this shit happened when I was a kid um But unfortunately with paranormal world It's been so tarnished with all these goddamn television shows and then you got these two assholes on on YouTube I don't know what their names are Max and Colby or whatever the fuck their names are and
Speaker: ah You know they do they do quote -unquote investigations. It's it's it's it's just watered down and for For real people who are out there trying to do a real thing and real people who've had actual real experiences And not every goddamn house. We do the demon possessions at Baggins. I'm an asshole said Baggins fuck you. I want to punch you in your stupid face and
Speaker: Yeah, all and and I like Ghost Adventures, but the only reason I watch Ghost Adventures is the first 15, 20 minutes when they're talking about the history and the backstory of the house. I'm reminded why i went why I want to literally get into a fistfight with Zach Baggins. I want to punch at that stupid son of a bitch in his face multiple times because he is so fake and he's such a fraud and he goes to these destinations that could be truly haunted. But him and everybody else, they they turn it into a money grab and clicks and views and likes and it's just like,
Speaker: Every house you go to you're possessed by a quote -unquote demon You're not even a you what you read a book on demonology and now all of a sudden you're a demonist or demonologist Shut the fuck up, man. Get the fuck out of here. You're not qualified and and nobody's gonna hire you to perform it at the end of the day stop it You know, but and that's what I'm saying like, you know for me personally because I've had the personal experiences and like you said and and I know that I'm sensitive, but I know that shit's real, but I don't want to record it. I just want to kind of do it on my own. There's a lot of places where I would like to go and see what happens, see what I feel, see, see what I hear or whatever. I don't need all your, I don't need your fancy devices and all this stuff. Just let me go. Yeah. Um,
Speaker: But unfortunately, it's been watered down and kind of played out at the end of the day.
Speaker: For assessment, I mean, that's what I said. I mean, like any of you, you said you said you've had experiences, you know, we can share our experiences, but because it's been kind of watered down and played out that I tell you guys things that have seen things that that that have happened to me. But because of the world we live in, nobody wants to listen to an actual account or hear. Now, me personally, you said you had personal experiences and I'm like, I'm intrigued, please tell me more. You know, I want to know. Yeah, i mean I mean, even like one of my friends, like he lives in London and um he had sent me a video or a little clip.
Speaker: because ah the house they did live in he had like the cameras put all around and then there's one where this one clip like i tried to debunk it but and all like say this is actual legit but and the front of his house he has like his mailboxes mailbox is attached to a pillar a brick pillar so normally every day like at night the lead to it's like when this old school mailboxes so the lead is always up and apparently one night
Speaker: i don't know what was going on it but it was like it was like two and a half minutes long but of a sudden
Speaker: you see like a little like a little you know well orb like a small one can we go by But then all of a sudden, the lid to the mailbox slammed shut. And then all of a sudden, I hear his dog, Cheyenne, go, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah. And I was like, whoa. So when he showed me that, I'm like, all right. So me being me, I'm going to go debunk it. So I put the lid back up. And I'm heating the brick. And it's all brick. The pillars, it's like one layer of bricks.
Speaker: But I hit it as hard as I can. I hit it on the top of it. I hit below it but beside it as hard as I could. And I'm a pretty strong guy, and that lid did not budge. I hit behind the pillar. I kicked the pillar. Not that lid. That lid stood still. So I'm sitting there going, yeah, that's legit, bro. yeah And then another at another clip he showed me was where he was sitting now at the back he was sitting in the back porch. And he was just sitting there and kind of scrolling through his phone. And it's like broad daylight. His dog's there. His dog's hands like at his feet. And all of a sudden, like his dog just turns like the hell's going on. But I had to watch it again. He was he was watching again. But pay attention to the kitchen because on the back door has a little window and ah you can see inside the house that leads up to the kitchen.
Speaker: that kitchen window was like all bright and sunny went dark. So it's like, yo. Yeah. like wait minute yeah And another, and and another time before it was like 2019 or 2020 before we had our falling out, we were sitting in his room, we were sitting in, in, in what was a bedroom, but he turned into an office. He's sitting there at his desk. I'm sitting in there on a stool and his nephew was in there was sitting on the ottoman and he said, they're like, he's talking about stocks and trades. And I was sitting, I see in the corner of my eye, I see like this kind of like a figure kind of in the doorway, kind of like kind of doing this number, like peeping in and then peeping out kind of like that effect. And I've seen him like,
Speaker: and I'm like looking and i I'm seeing it going on and he's sitting there yapping and he's like looking at me and he knows I'm not paying attention and all of a sudden he sees like like my my stairs like I'm because I'm trying to process shit like what I'm like I see a head but I can't make out a face or anything but I just see it pop it like hey hey and then next you know he turns the looks and then he sees it he goes oh my god did you stop like how you see it I'm like i driving a I'm like I'm sooner trying to figure like what the fuck am I looking at yeah no couple weeks ago it's it's been up it's it's been a hot minute since since since this just happened to me
Speaker: but a couple weeks ago, we got up doing the show on a Saturday night and Nikki was out on the couch and she'd fallen asleep and I went out in the world forever She came back here and got to bed and I'm in the kitchen doing my normal Saturday night thing finding something to fucking stuff my big fat stupid face with and Dude like I'm in the kitchen and i'm I'm playing on my phone and I'm standing there and play is fucking a and it's this is black figure walks and walks shadow people uh like like walks from uh show us the old shocker if you will Can you give me one of these real quick Fabio?
Speaker: Are you listening to me, Fabio? Are you in your room right now? Give me this. All right. You keep doing what you're doing. But, um, you know, it's like, it's like plain as day, you know, figure and here in the house when you're in the kitchen, it's like an archway and there's a dining room and then there's like a window, the living room and the living room set up and then just passed the stairs. And I see this full, full ass figure go past me. And I'm like, the fuck? I know, I know I'm drunk, but the fuck did I just see? And I just kind of fucking brushed off. I'm back to doing what I'm doing in the kitchen and, you know, I'm playing on my phone and waiting on my food to get down in the microwave.
Speaker: And I see the figure again, come down from the opposite direction, like coming down from the stairs. And then it stops, like we're gonna do this archway. And I'm like, the fuck? And at this point, it's like, all right, and now I'm not losing my shit. So I go into, let me debunk this real quick. Maybe it's a shadow from outside, but my kitchen window, which is the only window where I'm at, to the outside. There's no lights. There's there's like no street lights or anything like that. You know what I mean? It's all pitch black out. You know, like when nobody pulled in. I would have seen them pull and nobody's got nobody's like in their car with the headlights. fun And I'm trying I'm trying to like. Fucking process this shit. And as I'm processing it, man, it was like
Speaker: Seem to figure twice coin from the living room to the stairs and then from the stairs to the living room and as I'm looking out the window trying to process this shit dude, it was just like One whole side of my body cold and it literally felt like Somebody grabbed my shoulder Yeah, like you know what? It's like with somebody grabs. Oh you feel that like Yeah and And instantly I go into fence mode and I'm like, all right, now shot this somebody got into the house. Now I'm going, now I'm going like, all right, we, now I gotta defend, now I gotta defend the cast type mode. And I came back here and Nicky was sound asleep and I feel bad for it, but I woke her up and I was like, hey, were you?
Speaker: just out there and did you like go upstairs or anything like that? It's just like, no, I'm asleep, stupid. What the fuck is your problem? Nevermind, go back to sleep. and and And I'm in defense mode at this moment in time. So, you know, I grabbed my gun and I'm like, all right, now it's time to clear the house. Check my son's room, check the bathroom, you know, check the door, the door's locked. I go upstairs, check my girl's, you know, my girl's bedroom. And it was just making it at the house at the time. And then it was like, all right, now I have to come to the realization that this is actually what the fuck I see. So, you know, I'm coming to that realization and everything. And at the same time, I'm also going back to, you know, getting my food ready and everything like that. And I'll be goddamn if that same fucking black shadow, whatever it was, just comes back from the living room and right across that archway from the dining room to the kitchen.
Speaker: That moment in time I was like, all right now now now I've got to be real and like now I know what's happening Let me address this issue. Let me address this issue real quick and I start talking and and Conversating, you know, I mean I got no fancy equipment. I don't even turn my phone on at this moment in time. I'm just conversating
Speaker: And and i like you're here, you know, why are you also now just showing yourself? Like what's the deal? What's going on? Gotta gotta gotta You know, if I'm not losing my shit and I'm not still fucking drunk that I don't know what the hell is going on show your fucking self again and And I make I finished making my food and I go sit down on the couch and I'm still and this is all out loud like I'm speaking out loud and and and and And as I'm talking and saying all this stuff, but I sat down and I turned the TV on. And before I can get any further from turning the TV on, im like show yourself, let me know you're here. That same fucking black shadow of, you know, like when you, if you're in the living room, like our stairway, if you go up the stairs, you can see between the stairs and the ceiling, there's like but like a gap or whatever. I don't know what you want to call it.
Speaker: and I see the same fucking black shadow pop up about halfway up the stairs. And I'm like, all right, now I'm not losing my mind. I know something's here. I want to know what it is. So now I now sober me comes back the next day. It's like, I want to know what's going on. I want to know who you are. I want to know why all of a sudden now after a year and a half, you're showing yourself. ah but i there's been nothing more since that night. And even Nikki was like, the next day she was like, are you good? I'm like, yeah, but this is what happened last night. I know you're probably gonna look at me like I'm an asshole, but this is what fucking happened last night. And I'm still trying to answer.
Speaker: yeah And and and and um you know not necessarily because I want to put it on social media, but because I want answers. i want the the
Speaker: you why ah this hadn't shown yourself and it was like yeah like said i lived in this house per year and a half at this point why then like what's up like no I'm cool with you. You're not scary if that's what you think. I mean, initially, the initial thought was, like I said, not scared. I went in defense mode. It's like, all right, let me, you know, literally clear in the house, door still locked. How the fuck does somebody get in here? it and did Did my oldest go to school and unlock the door and then some fucking weirdo is hiding out in my house and now all of a sudden they're showing up because now I got to deal with that situation at the end of the day.
Speaker: yeah If it's a real life person, I'm going to shoot first, ask questions later type of guy at the end of the day. It is what it is. So I'm checking everything. I'm checking closets. I'm checking bedrooms. I'm looking under beds. I'm opening, you know, i'm opening cabinets. I'm opening in doors. I'm turning lights on like. And that's just the most recent thing. I mean, hell, one of the things that that that happened for years and it was after my oldest daughter was born. um Regardless of where we lived.
Speaker: there was There was a little girl in a white dress, a little blonde girl in a white dress, and she used to always show up on the stairs.
Speaker: And the stairs were always at like halfway point between where where Austin was sleeping and where we were. Like if we were done downstairs, people and Austin was up in her bedroom sleeping, like that little girl was always on the stairs. And I had seen her for years. And this was shortly after our middle daughter was born, maybe a year or so after she was born. My ex -wife and I, we were we kind of live in it we had a couple of friends over and we were watching a movie or something. And I was sitting in my chair, but my chair had my my chair was positioned to where I could see the stairs. And she was sitting in the chair beside me as well, and she could see the stairs.
Speaker: and I saw a little girl pop up and I had just become accustomed to her. I just assumed like a little guardian angel type thing, whatever, you know. Yeah. And I seen her pop up and I just like, whatever. And I went about watching the movie and I want to say so that my ex wife and she just had this like look on her face and it was like. So I just blatantly answered, did you see And she was like, I was like, blonde girl, white dress. And she said, yeah, I said, yeah, congratulations. I've been seeing her for years. and And it didn't matter where we moved to, you know, it didn't matter where we lived, you know, when my oldest daughter was born, the apartment we had,
Speaker: He walked in the front door. It was the living room, kitchen, dining room, our bedroom, and then my daughter's bedroom. It was like a straight run. you know All one floor it was like a straight run. And after she was born is when I when i first started seeing her. And she was always in the halfway point in our bedroom. you know like She wasn't in the doorway, but she also wasn't in my daughter's doorway. She was like in that halfway point. And I never said anything to anybody. I just, we moved from there into a town house and the bedrooms were upstairs and I started seeing her on the stairs. And then we moved from there. So like, and then we moved into our house that we had before we moved to Charleston and I was seeing her. And then when we moved to Charleston, she would show her every now and again, not as frequently or as often.
Speaker: But that one night in that house when when my ex -wife finally seen her, it was like, I'm not crazy. yeah and And then we were able to, once she seen her and and I actually started talking about it and we were talking about it, we believe that she was actually a relative of my ex -wife that was four to five generations before us. That died when she was right around five, six, seven years old. She passed away. And as I said, you know, I never felt scared or anything like that. It was more of a, it was more of like a comfort feeling when I would see her, it was more of like being at ease.
Speaker: and And I truly do think she was a guardian angel because so she was always in between where we were and where our kids were. Yeah. Um, you know, as a way to be like, everything's fine. Everything's cool. I'm watching that. I'm looking now, but we did a little bit of research and, and, and ask and, and her without saying why we were asking, um, and getting photographs, there was an old family picture of a little girl that looked exactly like the same white dress. wow and And I told her, I was like, you think I'm crazy when I talk about this shit, but you literally seen it.
Speaker: and and and she was so plain as day that you could pick out the features in her face and the and and and and and the details on her dress that when we were looking back at these pictures, we were able to be like, that's her. You know, like, um yeah I'm not crazy. Yeah. Oh, man, it's almost two a .m. Almost three. three o'clock for you
Speaker: there on circle oh that's youre only an hour behind yep but yeah i'm gonna go ahead call it a tonight i need to call it tonight i like i gotta go get speaking i get some to eat i gotta get some to eat maybe my friend will come back taco bell yeah i wish it's it's it's big tater um we got agatators out i'm gonna go throw like three o 'clock All right, man. Much love to you. Have a good one. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. We'll see you all. Brand new episode. Well, actually, tune in tomorrow night. It is the Jaravishy, the Jarvis podcast, fifth anniversary and farewell show for the Jarvis podcast because we are rebranding him with a brand new show. So tune in tomorrow night. With that being said, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out.
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