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Speaker: somebody wants to say hello. Hello, sir. Welcome. Welcome. As he's saying hello to the lurkers. Hello, everybody. Happy Wednesday. It's not physical nonsense. He's Jeff. He's sir. And I'm Glick. Hopefully you guys are having a good week. It's almost over. We've almost made it. Are you so happy? So excited. If you know what they say about almost.
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Speaker: Not much, sir. Like I said, work and work and like I was telling you before. So I broke my tooth and motherfucker hurts. How did you break your tooth? I don't know. That's the problem. Like I think I when I was eating, I bit it bit on what I were whatever I was eating in a weird way and cracked it.
Speaker: Now the front third of my tooth is gone Like it's it's gone and yeah, so I'm living on pain pills and Rinsing my mouth with salt water because huh that numbs it like you read about That my friend people might say no bueno. Yeah I think
Speaker: tomorrow or Friday, I am going to the dentist and see what he or she can do. But right now, like last night, the night before when I actually broke it, I think I finally fell asleep around four o 'clock. Um, and with my schedule, the way it is, that means I slept for like two hours in the past two days because I get up to take the kids to school right around, uh,
Speaker: five, five 30, something like that in order to get out of the, get out of the house in time to get the kids to school. So yeah, I'm kind of physically exhausted. Good times. But other than that, life is good. Life is always good. You know, so, so I did, I, I was sitting here today and of course sitting here in pain.
Speaker: I went ahead and looked up on the old Google box on Different home readies have home remedies, you know shit that I had laying around the house to actually help with the pain of You know a toothache or a cracked tooth or whatever the case may be and I actually got some interesting answers and
Speaker: And I'm actually trying to figure out where I put it. There it is. So, uh, and this one I found weird hydrogen peroxide, uh, saltwater, which is what I'm using. Clove, which I don't recommend because that ship burns, uh, garlic. What you used, which is oral pain medication, peppermint tea.
Speaker: uh, clove oil and ice. And then there's baking soda, ginger, vanilla extract. Now vanilla extract, I have an abundance because when I, when I make pancakes stuff, I put vanilla extract in it. And believe it or not, it sounds silly, but vanilla extra extract works for like a good half hour, 45 minutes. You take a little bit of like toilet paper or a cotton ball.
Speaker: and you put a little vanilla extract on it and just put it right above the tooth and bite for like 30 seconds. Let that vanilla extract soak into the surrounded areas and it, it works and it doesn't taste like shit. There's that. That's another benefit. Yeah. The peroxide and the saltwater basically all that does is help fight the infection and clean the infection out. Right.
Speaker: I'm a big fan of Orgel and then, you know, the numbing agency or numbing agents or whatever, stuff like that. Benji, also my other go -to alcohol and lots of it. That's my go -to as well. What's going on with the babies? I thought about the whole alcohol thing, but I do have to kind of stay sober while I'm working. It's one of those things I was like,
Speaker: No, better not. I mean, sober. Well, you are sober in your mind. Agreed. However, where you can crush 36 beers in one night, if I crushed 36 beers, I will be passed out here on my bedets. This is true. So it there, you know, my alcohol tolerance is not as high as yours for the simple fact
Speaker: I'm not an alcoholic. You are. But. Hey, look here, asshole. See what I'm saying? Abusive relationship. You know what? I don't remember giving permission to speak. You go along here a lot of the time. What's going on? But yeah, like I said, the salt water is working good. You know, and of course,
Speaker: I didn't have lots of beers right now. I'm having my first beer. And then I'm sucking down paracetamols like they're fucking skittles. I do appreciate you stopping by and showing a little bit of love. Nothing worse than an early morning. Got to keep practicing. It takes a lot of practice. I didn't get here overnight. I didn't develop these skills overnight.
Speaker: Yeah, but like I said, I'm not a big, it's for me, I'm a social drink. Like if we were out in a bar doing the show, 100%. Yeah, I'd be trashed every night. I would love to take the show someplace and do it live. That would be really cool. Like a music show or a wrestling show or something like that. Right. So we commentate the entire night.
Speaker: Yeah, we would just be able to do the show and have people come down and pop on the show and guest star and. Lots of work, extra affiliate, man, I actually had to work the last couple of days relatively harder than normal. But then it's hard to make a nap during the day, but still more than normal. Yeah, well, you know, let's not talk about that. I'll tell you what, I almost.
Speaker: As I said, uh, the past two nights I've been going to bed about four o 'clock and, you know, get the kids off school by five 30. I'm sitting there around five, six o 'clock in the afternoon, just, and then the pain kicks in. Pop a couple of more and perform a couple more pairs of animals. I'm ready to rock.
Speaker: Our show is in IRL. Like literally our entire show is in IRL. It is. It is. This is true. But be in the same room like at a bar. Yeah. The only fear I have with that is you'll end up throwing beer cans at. Well, you're a pussy. Well, no, you've threatened that in the past. Like if I could throw this beer can at you. Jeff, you see what the shirt says.
Speaker: Some days I'm that same asshole. We're in an abusive relationship. There's a reason why I live 3 ,000 miles apart. It's not my fault you're clumsy and you walk in the doorknob for calling out in this area. What time do you got to get up in the morning? 6 .30 every night. Good Lord.
Speaker: Well, you're a pussy. I guess. Be a man. Drink 47 beers in a night. 47 beers of chill. If you drink 47 beers, we'd look like Luke Skywalker and Yoda walking out of the bar. Oh my god, dude. Yeah, you would have to carry me. I would have a Jeff Backpack walking out the bar. They're like,
Speaker: And you'd have puke all down the front because Oh, yeah, exactly. Yeah, I'm gonna throw that last 1 a .m. Oh, yeah, I don't blame you for going to bed at 6 30 With the big picture but my eyes Yeah, I mean yeah, I just I don't do mine that's the thing and I don't want to be that guy at a crowded bar or
Speaker: Everybody showed up for sure to do a show. I went live on our Facebook page for, I don't know, about 10, maybe 10 minutes or so when Nikki and I went to the Jason Aldean concert.
Speaker: You weren't, you weren't just sitting there talking. You were literally showing the concert. That's different. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was sure of the concert. Yeah. It's not like you were like, fuck this concert. I'm going to go live and chat for 45 minutes. No, you know, I'm more important than Jason Aldean. You guys watch me. Who's this Jason Aldean guy anyways, who the hell does he think he is?
Speaker: uh yeah i'm in i'm in the columbus i'm about 45 minutes east of columbus but there ain't really nothing going on to do a irl and i don't like i said i don't do much or with that do leave the house it's like another grocery store going to a bar going you know to a concert and stuff you know i don't really my life is not all that exciting and i'm certainly not going to do
Speaker: Yeah. I know a lot of people will do live firms from work and stuff like that. I'm not going to do that just because I don't want to put my job out there like that. Too many fucking weirdos and lurkers out there. Oh, now we know where it works.
Speaker: I didn't see that. I was, like I said, I was actually, I've been busy the last two days. I didn't try to, I did pop in this morning cause I seen you're alive, but it looked like you were doing some mobile gaming. So I was like, oh shit, you know, I know, but I still wanted to pop in and say hi. No, yeah, I know. I 100 % agree with, with love jazz there. I prefer to be at home.
Speaker: I, I, I left today, take the kids to school and go to the store. I haven't left since. Maybe I am a drug dealer. Maybe it's your friendly neighborhood crack dealer. Yeah. No, it wasn't Will Ferrell, was it? Yeah. I think I'm pretty sure it was Will Ferrell.
Speaker: Because he was like, hey guys, how's it going? Everybody having a good day? You're gonna buy some crack? Ed Helms played a weed dealer and not meet the Millers. Yeah. Well, you're your own boss, Benji. It would definitely fuck shit up in a way. Hey bro, are you?
Speaker: live while you're doing a deal? Nah, man. Don't worry. Just have a guy in the background. We're like, here, take this. Put the camera down, jackass. I'll be right back, guys. You can get to mute your mic. You're just like, so it'll be 375. Okay. You want a kilo? It's going to cost a little bit more. I'm like, what are you doing? Nothing? Yeah.
Speaker: Nothing. Nothing. You know, Mike wasn't muted the entire time. Oh, shit. Just kidding. Yeah, I do. I have enough going on here at the house between five. Like I came home today. Yesterday I came home and cleaned the house. Today I came home. I had to put laundry away, start laundry, start putting stuff out to pack. And then I went on ahead and downloaded. Hey, there he is.
Speaker: fireman rich in the house downloaded uh the last two episodes from saturday and monday so i had those ready uh i'm gonna try to upload saturday monday and tonight i'm gonna try to upload them tomorrow which brings me fireman rich what's going on brother glad to see you okay hey guys rl is overrated just broadcast and leaving it at a true
Speaker: Well, guys, get your sleep, brother. Appreciate you passing through last. Have a good day tomorrow. Jeeves in the building, ladies and gentlemen. What's going on, Jeeves? I was literally going to say, that's not how you pronounce it. I had to read it. I listed it here at the PC desk. I'll fire Matt Rach if you would like.
Speaker: Uh, if you are available, if the missus allows it and you want to pop in for a few minutes, say the word, I'll have Jeff. Um, chilling, chilling. Yeah. Um, speaking of this weekend, Jeffrey. Yeah. We are going to PA this weekend. Uh, we're celebrating Mickey's dad's birthday and her parents 45th wedding anniversary. What day is their wedding anniversary?
Speaker: Oh, not my parents. The reason why is because Sunday is mine. Thanks. Yeah, we're going up.
Speaker: for his birthday, their wedding anniversary. And then we're watching the Cleveland Pittsburgh game together Sunday afternoon, which now our season's fucking completely over because our $230 million quarterback who's played in 12 games for the last, in the last two seasons is now out for the rest of the fucking season. And we're left with a goddamn rookie that couldn't tell the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground and PJ Walker.
Speaker: Sources say that they're gonna go after potentially Cam Newton kill me Calling it I swear to Christ mark this down 22 minutes 47 seconds if Cleveland signs Colin Kaepernick I will burn every piece of Cleveland Cleveland I have 100 % agree and I'll do it for you
Speaker: and I will find a new team to root for. I have forgiven that team for a lot in the last 40 years. I will never forgive Cleveland if they sign Colin Kaepernick. I agree. Mark my words. That's like Bud Light sponsoring the cosplayer. Yeah. By the way, I don't know if you saw the new concert coming out.
Speaker: I mean, it's just just where did I see that at? I saw it today on on Tiktok and I was like, ooh, I like II. I want to I'd I'd go to that but you know, it's in one of the groups that I mean, I saw it earlier.
Speaker: Oh, it was like, it was like, um, Colin Kaepernick. That's a group. It's one of the groups that I'm in. I know it wasn't, I know it wasn't in that one. That would be crazy if it was in that one. No.
Speaker: Yeah. Okay. So here's, here's that. It's, uh, Kid Rock, Jason Aldean, uh, Miranda Lambert, Hank Williams, Jr., Leonard Skinner, um, Bryant Gilbert, Brent, Brentley Gilbert, I can't remember if it's Travis Trent, uh, Nelly, uh, Biggin Rich, Gretchen Wilson, uh, Randy Houser, and I can't say that guy's name's Co, K -O -E.
Speaker: What's up, let's go whistle what cold god damn it cold wetzel. Yeah, it doesn't look like And who was that other? That other fat hiccup artist that that started the whole craze Anyways Yeah, it's probably it's just a rumor for now. Oh, no, and then there's schedules out. I
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no. Oh, you're talking about Kaepernick. Yeah. It's probably a rumor for now. Cause I mean, Jimmy G's available. Uh, you know what Cleveland, you already spent a ton of money wasted. A lot of draft picks, spend an extra, spend some more money and pull Tom Brady out of retirement. Bring me fitsy magic. Give me some fits magic in Cleveland, baby. You know,
Speaker: Gardner men's shoes already. Notorious behind you. Notorious behind you. We'll be there. I don't want Cam Newton. Cam Newton's a clown. Cam Newton was a clown like the last five years of his career. He's a twat. Pretty much. Twat. No.
Speaker: Cause he's a fraud dude. However, Anthony dude is such a cloud. Yeah. It's probably just rumors right now because everybody's in panic mode, but you know, that name is always out there. Some team is going to do it. And if any team was going to do it, it would be Cleveland. And like I said, Mark, my words, if for some crazy reason they signed Colin Kaepernick, I am done. I am 100 % done with that team.
Speaker: Yeah, that's that's like right up there with with like said Bud Light with what they did It's yeah, I would take Jeff over calling Kaepernick No, but you get some high school guy you know get you know what okay somebody called Keanu Reeves have him put it in there. Oh Yeah, here's that poster check it out there it is
Speaker: Well, they're only going, they're only going to eight towns. Six. Oh, they said eight when I heard it on the radio today. Was it eight or six? Hold on. I saw it here. Georgia, Florida. Okay, it is eight. So they're doing Louisiana, April 5th and 6th, Kentucky, 19th and 20th of April, Georgia, May 10th and 11th, Florida.
Speaker: June 7th and 8th, Mobile, Alabama, 21st and 22nd of June, Missouri, June 28th and 29th, and South Carolina, July 26th and 27th. It doesn't show it on this poster. I'd totally go to that. I mean, it's just a hell of a book.
Speaker: I feel the same. I feel the same way, Rich in all honesty. I think they shouldn't because didn't they give him like a private practice for all the, like, yeah, they gave him like a private, uh, where he can show up his skills and he didn't do nothing. He just stood around. That's the definition of an asshole.
Speaker: Rich or Benji or Jeeves if any if any of you guys would like you could the link is right there on the twitch comments if you want to Hop in if you're able to it. Would you like to if you would like to? We're at in South Carolina didn't say Hold on Anderson I Don't think the Browns are gonna do it. Unfortunately. We are starting DTR
Speaker: Sunday, uh, which, which speaks volumes that Cleveland has lost all faith and PJ Walker at this point. Uh, now I will, I will give Watson this much credit. Congratulations on being eight and four in the 12 games you played.
Speaker: Our defense is really good though, but even, even our defense being as good as they are with suspect QB and we've got good offensive weapons and a good offensive line, but with no QB, what are you going to do? You can't run the ball and not unless you get a whole committee of running backs to where you have eight running backs in a game and they're just keeping them fresh. Yeah. Even I know that that's saying a lot.
Speaker: I take offense to that, Jeeves. Well, no. So in the video I saw. Tonight, Canada. No, but they did say this tour is for the quote unquote working man. Here's actually the poster that shows the dates. It's a country tour, man. At the end of the day, it's a country tour.
Speaker: I mean, all these people are not going to be in every town. Every town has a different. It's chasing out being a kid rock. And then they'll have like junior and runner and Skinner that night. And then they'll do another night. It'll be Jason Aldean, kid rock and Miranda Lambert. And then they'll, you know, they'll, they'll mix it up. I love me.
Speaker: Yeah. Uh, big and rich will definitely be with Gretchen Wilson. Um, yeah, it actually, uh, where it says Gretchen, uh, big and rich, it says featuring Gretchen Wilson. Well, they signed her, gave her her first big, her first big contract, all that jazz. And they were, I'm mad at it. I like Gretchen Wilson. I can say. She can't. I think she does. All right. I wouldn't kick her out a bit.
Speaker: for singing humming and everything to do with it. They're all little towns. That's what it is. Small town tour. Well, like I said, you know, the, I think the whole concept of this concert is
Speaker: not everybody can afford to go to these big giant venues clear across the state and and spend ungodly amounts of money on the concert and then on top of that, a hotel room for the night. Oh, yeah. Oh, I 100%. But they don't have to. They don't have to get a hotel room for the night and all that shit. You know, they could Uber there. Uber the fuck out. Call the day.
Speaker: We did have to get a hotel for the, for the night when we went to Jason Aldean, we just did because it was closer and more convenient. That's what I'm saying. Uh, nationwide is only 35 minutes from my house. No, I get it. Yeah. I mean, we just wanted to, because we, Nikki and I knew we were going to drink and
Speaker: You know, why not get a hotel? Be 10 minutes away, get a hotel. Uber there, Uber back. Whole hell of a lot cheaper to Uber 10 minutes away than 35 minutes. Well, that's what I'm saying. I mean, you can get a, you know, a murder hotel like you guys stayed at and, and Uber 10 minutes. Every time we've gone to P8, we've stayed in murder, great hotel. The theme going on here.
Speaker: There he is. Oh, we have a you hit. There he is. Yeah. How are you doing tonight, sir? Oh, I guess not. I'm trying to bring him up. I had him. Oh, here we go. Did you have enough? Are you sure? I got it. Yeah, I have enough. We have a true legend. Hang on. Hang on.
Speaker: Oh, we got a mic check one, two. Yeah, I had, I had the tab up. I silenced the tablet. Sorry about that. We have a true legend and a true professional. Probably one of the nicest men you guys will ever come across on the interwebs. Mr. Fireman, rich. I tell you guys about him all the time. Get up Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays and have a coffee and get to see that smile and face first thing on the board.
Speaker: And I don't even work anymore for Christ's sakes. That's what I was about to say is like, dude, you realize you don't have to get up so early. I've been doing it all my life, you know, as far as and, you know, even growing up, I had a tendency of getting up an hour or two.
Speaker: before school, you know, to to do something or whatever and stuff like that. It just that's just the way it is in upstate New York and stuff. I get it. It becomes a habit. Yeah. Yeah. And then, you know, and I get, you know, just I'm sort of nodding off like eight o 'clock and nine o 'clock, especially if I transition from here out to the living room, you know, on Thursday night, I go out there. I'm I'm out like a light on the first commercials.
Speaker: I play that game a lot. That's just old age. That's all that is. Yeah. Well, you got to figure if you get up early and by the time seven, eight o 'clock rolls around, that's a good 15 hour, 14. Oh yeah. You're up. So, you know, it's not like, you know, it's the body's going to say, Hey, I need to rest and stuff like that.
Speaker: I'm glad to be up here with you guys. I told you I was gonna come up and I'm Looking forward to getting you on here to hang out with us for a little bit you know, it's an interesting subject because I didn't I it didn't dawn on me because I saw that thing about Watson being out for season injury and I'm saying who the hell was he play I didn't realize he was a The Browns
Speaker: quarterback for some reason. I don't know. It's like I just, I'm so focused on and amazed at the defense that the Browns have now. Um, but, uh, I'm looking at a CBS, uh, thing to Tom Brady to the Browns question mark. That's more, I think that's more viable than that Kaepernick. Uh, I, I, I always, they don't want to admit it, but I, I almost got this gut feeling the NFL do not want to touch.
Speaker: that no
Speaker: to try and squeeze in there like he's still practicing. But his last time out with some of the scouts that were scouting him from what I heard a year or two back when they were really thinking about considering him, he did not perform at all. He's - No, he stood around. They had that private practice where everybody could come look at him and he stood around the whole time. Yeah.
Speaker: it's all it's all smoke and mirrors and stuff like that and he's uh and I'm not the sports guy but because he is you know he's got a lot of baggage. I call it baggage Jeff. I call it baggage as far as that goes and stuff and it's just I don't even think he could uh if he wanted to get on a CFL team in Canada or even the USFL or the uh um uh XFL. I don't even think they would want to touch him as far as that goes. You know because you look at the
Speaker: Go ahead. He did it to himself. He did it to himself. And I think it's not even political stance or anything like that anymore. It's just the fact he's a cancer. Yeah. He will be an absolute answer on a level of professional sports. Cause we talked about, uh, I think, yeah, Tony's a broadcaster, uh, belt Kings fantasy football and stuff like that. My, my feelings is if you, you know, they had all this stuff, I'm just starting to watch basketball again, because they, they had the, the,
Speaker: the court plastered with all this protest stuff, you know, in a refined way, but it's just like, I'm not there to, you know, I can see you represent, you stand for that, but leave it at the door when we do the sports. Because that's not why I'm here. Yeah. Years back. And I think this was before Trump, I think it might've been
Speaker: one of the elections. Uh this is when my kids were younger and stuff like that. There were young adults now and stuff but this is back when they were in their third fourth grade teacher. She first time I met her uh during uh teacher parent night
Speaker: She had this photograph of Bruce Springsteen, and I'm looking at that. I'm like, that's sort of odd to see in an elementary classroom and stuff. And I asked her, so listen, oh, I love him. She's a diehard fan. If Bruce Springsteen is anywhere in the Northeast, she will travel four or five hours to go and pay whatever it costs.
Speaker: but she I guess was at one concert she said because it was during a political year and stuff like that and some other political or some other musical artists they started getting up there talking about stuff and this goes on both sides and so if I know Kid Rock
Speaker: I love Kip Rock, I love how he stands and stuff. Do it in the song, let the song speak for itself. But when you get up there, it's something like in the military. One of the things in the military you didn't want to talk about, you could get away talking about some politics to a certain degree, but it was religion. You'd have some of the people that would get the Bible.
Speaker: That's why we have churches. We go to churches and stuff like that, unless you have a group meeting and stuff like that. But when you force it, I didn't pay $150, $200 to see Bruce Springsteen for the first 30, 45 minutes talk about what he feels is right for this country. I want to hear your music, dude.
Speaker: Exactly. I want to hear what's on the CD and that's it. It's tough to listen to a bunch of millionaires complain about whether it's a musician. Whether it's right or left. Right. Yeah. And I'm talking across the board because it works both ways.
Speaker: it's hard to listen to a billionaire go, oh, my life is so hard. I'm so this, I'm so that really, really one of the greatest movie aligns in, in, in sports movie history. You know how much of insurance cost on a Ferrari motherfucker? No, I don't because I don't have a fucking Ferrari.
Speaker: Yeah. I can imagine being a multimillionaire just going, oh, my life is just, I don't know what I'm going to do going back to my 20 ,000 square foot castle. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but getting back to that quarterback thing, I think some of the guys, well, they they're throwing Tom Brady. They're, they're, they're always going to throw Tom Brady. He's not going to take it. He's just like, um, how about Philip? How about Phillip rivers? Phillip rivers is out there. Nick falls. Oh,
Speaker: Joe Flackles out there, Bill Rivers, Matt Ryan, right? Matt Ryan would be a good one. Matt Ryan, he, he could, he could at least get him through the season. Yeah. I wouldn't be mad with Matt Ryan, especially with our defense and the offensive weapons that we have. Yeah.
Speaker: You know, I wouldn't be mad at Matt Ryan. I would love to see Phil Rivers in Cleveland. I was always a huge fan of Phil Rivers. On and off the field, he's such a good guy. Or he comes across like a really genuinely good guy.
Speaker: and one of my favorite things to do is go on YouTube when they mic up Philip Rivers because he the man doesn't curse. It was it was trash to his favorite lines like really? I'm Philip Rivers. I'm the nicest guy. You're going to talk trash to me. Yeah. I do find that funny. Well, you were telling me that the other day like if this dude stubs his toe, he's like gosh darn it and I'm like really?
Speaker: Well, that's uh, you know, you gotta you gotta give him credit, you know, just like the he won't that's the way he uh he has his life and stuff like that. I don't the way he was raised as well. Yeah. Yeah. I try not to curse that. I used to, I used to see, oh, geez, back in the day, it was the the F word every other sentence and stuff like that. And then,
Speaker: That's the last 30 years of my life on a construction site. I don't know. Yeah, that's the environment, the environment click. And then it's like, you know, when I come up on your stream or if I come up on Ted Hicks, I'm like, I'm more mindful of it. So I paid, you know, it's a slip. It's a slip. But, you know, I'm talking about, you know, in those type of environments, I mean, there's, let's see, maybe you'll take our quarterback Panthers with Benji.
Speaker: Oh, no, you guys don't have San Darnold anymore. Who's your guys's backup quarterback? I think Bryce young at this point. Yeah. Yeah. I'll swap your rookie quarterback. I gotta tell you what, who's that kid up there in Minnesota? I just, I seen some of the replays on him. It's like, Oh my God. He wasn't our backup.
Speaker: Oh, was he? Oh, it was our backup last year. And then, um, Oh, what's his name? And, uh, um, Jacoby percent was our starter for the first 10 games last season. Oh my God. We let both of them go and signed PJ Walker. And then we drafted Minnesota with that kid at the helm right now, the way Minnesota, if he, if he wins another one and
Speaker: You know, then it just they right now, Minnesota has more of a shot at a playoff than the. I watched that Monday night game and I'm just I wanted. I wanted to throw something at the TV. I could not believe that game as far as the bills just losing it the way they did and stuff like that. There's something going on, but one of the interesting things this past weekend. Sunday. Five games.
Speaker: of the 14, I think it was 14, it was played determined by a field goal. Monday night, field goal. Field goals are becoming such an important... The Giants, they can't kick one for the life of them. Yeah, exactly. And there was only three games that were absolute blowouts. Yeah. All the other games were... Very close, yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. So, but, uh, I, I, I didn't see the, uh, that cap guy up on, I think that's just somebody trying to stir his name in the mix and stuff like that, which it's just, he, it's a dumb, you know, come down to that quickly.
Speaker: it could be yeah yeah that could be because uh it's just like all the major ones like the tom brady headline is is kind of clickbait because no dude i'm relaxing tom brady he could probably still play he could probably still his own he's he's right there it's just like aaron rogers if you didn't have the bum leg he'd be playing about the same level as you know you have to be careful he's older and stuff like that but i think tom brady he could still hold his own if you you know he i think he wouldn't want to put himself
Speaker: in a situation where he doesn't have a line that's going to hold the pocket and stuff like that. We got one of the best offensive lines in the league. So yeah, you know, old Tom would show up and make a phone call to his good buddy, Gronk.
Speaker: and we can put drunken David and Joku side by side with the Mario Cooper and just let Tom Brady be Tom Brady and throw the ball all over the field. Well, you look at it common sense wise when he left the New England Patriots, he knew something was going on down there Tampa because I was always wondering he's a smart guy.
Speaker: So he went to Tampa because he knew the makeup of the of the team and stuff like that. So I think I could see Brady coming for, you know, coming out of retirement for a season. Maybe, you know, he doesn't have to worry about the the the X here anymore and be being such a huge Tom Brady fan. How would that be? Because
Speaker: I swore I hate the Patriots. I'm a Michigan guy in college football. Tom Brady, I still have my Tom Brady, Michigan jersey when he played in my closet. I break it out every time Tom goes to school. I was pretty much a diehard Patriots fan back in the day when I was a kid when Plunkett played. I love Plunkett.
Speaker: And then he went to Oakland after there, but then, um, there's, I forget the guy that was in between and it was just before Brady went, but Brady, I liked them in the first couple of years. And then the, the, the overall team, I just didn't really care the way the coaching was going. And then especially during the, uh, the, uh, the inflate gate or whatever. And stuff like, you know, that just, it's just like in baseball, the Texas Rangers, they had that, that, that thing is like, I don't want these guys to win.
Speaker: or no, not the Texas Houston Astros. I'm sorry. Yeah. No. I take it. Jeff, you're not a sports guy that much. I I watch about as much sports as I see a commercial on it and I'm like, I will say this, Jeff. I was working so hard for you in fantasy football this week because right so close to beating
Speaker: Oh, you've been in the running for a playoff spot because there would have been a five -way tie for third place. So, Jeff, you're in a fantasy football. Uh well, nonsensical nonsense has a fantasy football. I have no idea what I'm doing.
Speaker: but I beat Brian every time I go up against Brian. So, there you go. I call that a win and I beat Chris once. He did beat me once. He beat Chris once. Yeah. I've been helping him all season with his squad the last two weeks. Yeah. Two weeks. Correct. So, I've been doing it on my own. Yeah. And he got a winner for Brian and Golf Hawk.
Speaker: When, when they meet me by 10 points. Yeah. When they went into Monday nights game, there was 0 .06 points that separated them and golf, Buffalo's defense. And I was like, if Buffalo's defense absolutely craps the bed, sit on them and they get negative one point shit. Not only was going to win, but like I said, it was going to put him into like a four or five way tie for third place.
Speaker: Wow. Wow. I'm at the top. Yeah. And then there's another team that may or may not belong to me that's in second place. No, I haven't done the fantasy football in years and stuff like that. I just.
Speaker: Yeah, this is back when Yahoo was the first ones that started doing it back in the day. It's a long time ago now. It's just, it's just, there's money involved in it too. There's this. Well, I've never, I've never played fantasy football and somebody peer pressured me into it. He shall remain nameless. Um, but Glick kept saying, Oh dude, it's so much fun. It's so much fun. Who would have thought it so much goddamn work.
Speaker: Now for somebody that checks the app twice a week, I check it on Monday and I check it on Friday. That's a lot of work considering I fucking work 15 hours a day anyways. It's like, Oh, yeah. And of course I have no idea what I'm doing. No idea, but
Speaker: I will never let Brian live it down that I beat him not once, but twice. Yeah, that's a good tidbit there to have in the back pocket stuff like that. When I started, I said, if I win this whole fucking thing, I will never let you guys forget it. Chris has his little championship belt for starting five. I want to talk about it. I'll have a championship wall if I win the whole lot.
Speaker: Well, that's interesting. That's that's that's what you know, the fun of it, you know, you get you get somebody that's not interested in and stuff like that. And if they do good, it's sort of that makes it fun for the other guys, too. Or else I'm like, you know, I don't think I think Brian just takes it as challenge because, you know, you're just hitting it right. You know, just yeah. Well, I mean, it is kind of a chance thing, too. It's like going to the casino and, you know, playing the blackjack or, you know, one on random and stuff.
Speaker: crazy because Brian is really good. Like, I think he's in second place in Tony's league. Yeah. But he's in second to last place in my league. Yeah. So it's like hell. I mean, I'm pretty consistent across the board in all three of my leagues. Yeah. I'm in three leagues. The podcast league, I'm seven and two. I'm in first place. Tony's league. I think I'm six and four. I'm in third place there.
Speaker: And then in my other league that I've had this league for, I think this is our, it's our third season with the group I have now, but I think it's my fifth, sixth season with this league. We've, we've interchanged out because people are faded out. I wasn't, um, I,
Speaker: I can count it, I guess, because I forked up the money. But when I was still working the last two years, it was $300 up front. So there's three guys I worked, well, myself and two other guys on the team I was on that we pulled our money together. And first year, we lost our ass. Second year,
Speaker: No, we were in the three years. And, um, um, and because I was retiring is, well, do you want, who's going to, uh, take over for you, Russia? Well, whoever wants to fork up the money and stuff like that. But we, we more or less broke even, but it was, from my standpoint, I looked at it while I'm the owner of this team, but I'm like the money guy I'm sitting back here and the, the,
Speaker: Every year when it came to the draft for the last three years, I kept on hyping. It's like, you got to draft a quarterback, you got to draft, uh, Josh Allen first, first. And, uh, the, the one guy, my coworker there that took over my position, he goes, no, Rich, you don't draft a quarterback first round. You always do it running back. And I'm thinking, when the hell did that happen? I thought the quarterback, you know, that's how, how long I've been away. That's what I thought.
Speaker: Yeah, in my league, um, my personally, this is the first year we actually put money on it. Not a lot, but they have, they have made so much fun of me for the last four years, whatever it is. I am ride or die. Christian McCaffrey Christian McCaffrey is always my number one pick and everybody is so afraid of him. But I'm like, look, it's a huge risk. I understand, especially because he's been injury prone when he was in Carolina.
Speaker: Uh -huh. If he's not injured, it's huge reward. I mean, I got a guy that's consistently putting 20 plus points up a game, no matter who they play against. Yeah. So it's, yeah, it's high risk, high reward, but everybody makes fun of me. And I'm like, it don't matter if I had the last pick or the first pick CMC is my guy. So Matt, I'm like,
Speaker: Like the last two years in my league, I've had probably the worst drafting position you can get in fantasy football. In my personal opinion, his number is that number seven spot. It's the worst one you can get at seven. Yeah. Well, like I said, I told you I was in Yahoo and this is going to, this is going to date when I was, when I was playing, uh, fantasy football.
Speaker: When I first started playing with a group of guys, I used to, I used to do the gaming online here and stuff like that, that I've talked about over my broadcast. Um, this is when Drew Brees first, the first year he came on the chargers. That's how far back and I, I just said, well, who's this Drew Brees is? It's like first year wasn't that great, but the second and third year I was, man, he racked up to points. I was like, holy crap.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm glad I got that guy. And that sort of indicated what kind of quarterback he was going to be and stuff like that. So it's all part of the fun. But the time involved, I'm still amazed that you're in three leagues. Tony, who I saw in the comments, I just found the comments here. Hi, Tony. He's in three, Brian's in three leagues and stuff.
Speaker: I there was one time I tried basketball fantasy or fantasy basketball and I'm like. How do you do this? And there's so much time that you have to be involved with this and stuff. But if you have enjoyment, it's worth the time and stuff. I want to do. I did one year of fantasy baseball. Yeah, and you want to talk. People say all fantasy football so much work this
Speaker: baseball because you got to do it every single day. Yeah, every day. I want to do hockey but nobody wants to get involved in fantasy hockey because they're like, oh, we don't know the I'm like, you know, there's fantasy. I don't know anything about. Oh yeah, there's there's the page that the app we use for our fantasy football. It's got fantasy everything there. Wow. I haven't played with anything.
Speaker: But I need to start tuning in to Tony's Tony's fantasy football show for one simple fact that I'm going to take no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm going to go on there and I'm going to take notes and I'm going to the fucking casino because you can't believe this shit here. All right.
Speaker: I got my man in the building. Rich, you made it on to this motherfucking show. My play, this is funny. I'm not going to stay the whole time. Listen, I've only been 20 minutes late since I left this show.
Speaker: We we we keep I like how Rich's broadcast keep getting longer and longer. It's very easy to go very long. No, the only reason I'm going longer Glick is because it's still dark out. The Mrs doesn't want it. She didn't walk this morning because she had some other things since she she's got some extra activities with the volunteer work she does here at the community. Listen, Rich, Rich is smoke. We're trying to do a longer Glick. No, no, no, I can I can handle it.
Speaker: The morning in coffee is going to be three hours. When I start putting on a second pot of coffee to go longer than two hours, then you can start razzing me and stuff like that.
Speaker: No, that's just the extra bonus time because like I said the time difference It's still dark and I don't get out to get a walk and plus it it was a little I actually today this morning was the first time I wore gloves here in New York as far as going out in the morning and stuff So it is getting cold. It's a it was right there What was it was?
Speaker: It was above freezing, but centigrade because Helen this morning, she goes, I can't believe it's that cold there. It was negative three degrees Celsius or something like that. And well, you know, we're having a great autumn, all autumn. You know, as far as the snow stays away and stuff like that, I'm fine with the cold. And but.
Speaker: I'm enjoying it going to two hours. Oh Tony. It's it's fun. And the thing is it's the people in the comments, you know I've got the regular you're there you're in and out because you got meetings click came in this morning and stuff and that's what I love about this broadcasting is just a cross feed you get from other people and you can talk if you if and I'm a talker too, I could if You know
Speaker: I didn't have to go to sleep. I probably, probably can hang here for a while and stuff like that. That's my problem is I'm a talker. You got the gift of gas. Yo ass be doing too much. I enjoy talking. I enjoy conversating with people. You know, Monday I was like, you know, I'm not really feeling it Monday. I'm just going to do like an hour and a half show. But man, four hours later. Oh, I only did. I cut it off just shy of, just shy of three hours.
Speaker: established to where you you know You got a regular routine and stuff and that's what I like doing in the morning show because it goldsides I don't have to rush around it I think people get because when I was still working I'd be getting up and I'd start prepping right at about It'd be right around 430. Oh, wow for because I would get you know, I got up a lot earlier there because I knew I had you know, I just I
Speaker: Getting getting the day started and stuff like that. And I make it a point to be on right at 515 and stuff like that. And you know
Speaker: people like Ted, he got used to it. He said, why don't you get in even Tim fan 40? He, you know, because he's an early, he's up work. He's, he's on the job site at four 30 Tony, you go in at four and stuff like that. So, um, shows because I don't get up until six 15. And then we leave about, we leave about six 30, six 40, something like that. Cause I'm that guy I get up, do it, you know, brush my teeth, brush my beard, throw a hat on my work clothes on.
Speaker: And I'm out the door like there's no extra. Yeah, but I like the longer shows that you're doing now because you know, I always watch the replays.
Speaker: I just put my earbuds in at work, throw my phone in my back pocket. But for me though, Glick, I think two hours is, unless I'm doing a game, I like doing the game. I liked it. I would love to do the gaming that I do. I've gone two hours. I know I can go three hours. It's just fine in that time in the afternoon because there's a slot and then there's things going on with the family and stuff like that. So it's just like, okay, I can do it here.
Speaker: But I just like the broadcasting general and how it's unfolding, in a sense, because of the previous platform. I think I don't. Were you on the previous platform before? Yeah, we start. We actually started the show on that on that platform. I don't remember you from haps and stuff like that as far as you was on in the morning.
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, okay. The late crowd. Okay. You were the night crowd. Okay. And that's when I saw them because I caught them one day and they had me cracking up laughing and then they were doing their top five. No matter what, Tony, you have to admit we are funny guys because because originally we were doing that. I love you, Tony. We were doing the show.
Speaker: You never told me you lost me. We were doing the show and I think originally when we started the show, we were doing what, two hours? We started in an hour. The first three episodes, we did an hour. And then we were like, wow, that just fucking flew by. Then we started. I think it was episode five. We started two hours. And even that we were like, we're done already. And then then we we settled on three hours, I think around episode 10.
Speaker: Yeah. And then we've been three hours minimum ever. And then it was like shortly before the other platform died out, I dropped the show. I was doing Tony and I were doing Mondays at like six or seven, I think just because it worked out for our schedule and it was just Tony and I on Mondays and it worked out for our schedule. Um,
Speaker: plus Tony, you know, Jason being there, my kids being at the house. I was just with the kids and stuff like that. And we were still doing Wednesday and Saturday at eight. And then I talked to the guys. So you, you, you all were on a regular schedule then back on that. Oh, we've always had a schedule. Uh, like, like Chris was saying, we'd started eight and we got to the point where eight, which means at three hours, we're finishing super late. And we go over, which we always do.
Speaker: you know like what was it Saturday we finished it I was like holy my wife was like it's one o 'clock in the morning you started at seven I was like it was funny yeah I know you don't watch but it was funny
Speaker: And then it was, it was a while back. I was, I talked to the guys and I was like, let's do seven o 'clock across the board. You know, it's, it's kind of prime time viewing for everybody as well. And since it's, you know, we stay seven o 'clock, you know, we say seven ish because, you know, we don't always start right at seven. It's usually somewhere between seven and seven 30. We start right. And that started happening more because Jeff and I will get talking backstage or.
Speaker: if Tony was doing stuff. They were like, oh, shit, 730. So, you know, it was like sometimes I would start to show without him or whatever the case may be.
Speaker: But seven o 'clock has been kind of our go time. But I say we've gotten a little bit of a fan base on Twitch. I was honestly about three weeks ago getting ready to give up Twitch because it was really old. I told you get to Twitter. I tell you this format right here, maybe it's the influx of people coming in.
Speaker: from the previous program there, platform HAPS and stuff like that. But I played around with Twitch when we were over. I thought HAPS was going to go around, and I always had faith in it, but loss of faith. It was up and down, and it's like, well, screw this. When they changed everything from landscape to portrait, and they had the river, the heart -turd river that would fly near.
Speaker: I never understood. I really liked taps. I think the biggest flaw with, with the app, with the platform itself, not anybody involved any other stream or like, but the platform itself is they got too big and too fast and they didn't know what to do. Well, that's how blab was blab was like that too. But blab is just, I think, uh, they,
Speaker: Well, you know, well, you know, discord, discord is, uh, is a byproduct of lab because the people that, oh yeah, a lot of people don't realize that the, the, the way discord developed, you know, you see Bebo Bebo is a guy who owned Bebo, the millionaire.
Speaker: People came out before blab and then he's the one that ceded the money for blab and it just took off and stuff but You know, it's their reasons just like caps has their reasons and stuff like that but it's just With the different
Speaker: Variations of how you can put up a live stream now like you're using used you a stream yard Tony and I I like using Restream, but I'm mostly OBS as far as that goes Well, it's it's something over the years I just like to you know because of the way the development of the internet and Glick I'd like to tinker with the software and stuff like that I I didn't know what the frick I was doing and
Speaker: You know, I taught basic HTML, you know as far as because he as far as doing Online and stuff like that. It's just it's just interesting stuff because I always go back to this is the version because when we get People from across the pond or on the other side of the world in Australia come in and stuff like that people Oh, yeah, you're a foster
Speaker: back in the day I can remember my grandfather's when I visited him as a kid down in Brooklyn talking to somebody over and you know they had a specific way of talking on shortwave and stuff like that it's a shortwave in Brooklyn going all the way over to Sydney Australia and stuff like that I'm like you're talking
Speaker: On the other side of the world. Yeah, it's bouncing off the atmosphere and stuff like that and that that's what this really intrigues me that I think we For the most part it takes for granted, but I just love the shit out of it The internet thing the streaming thing is awesome that you know growing up my old man My pops was was a truck driver, right? Okay They had CB radios CB. Yeah. Oh, yeah. God. Yeah, we have like a
Speaker: like you ever seen that movie frequency? Yeah. Yep. That's exactly what I was thinking of. It's like home. It's a it's a whole CB set up and you have the crystals. You got the crystals for you. You gotta put it. You gotta warm it up. Tubes warm up and all that crap. Oh, they're
Speaker: Every once in a while when Pops was on the road, he would, we, cause we always had it on. And I used to talk on it all the time. And when I turned 16, I had one in my, we didn't have cell phones back then we, I had a CB radio in my car. Yep. I had one too. It's on the CB radio that, you know, where I was, they might be four or five hours away or, you know, whatever, or there'd be truckers that would.
Speaker: come into town and we had a CB radio group and all that stuff. But every once in a while, pops would be like in Wisconsin or something. And he'd key up the mic and, you know, biker one nine, uh, whatever. Where's home at? You guys got two years on and we would pick up and we would get on the, it had the big mic stand and he had to key it up. And, uh, you know, we,
Speaker: We talked to him from time to time and be like, where are you at? Oh, I'm in Wisconsin, blah, blah, blah. You have to mention, you know, if somebody else got a big home base, you know, out in Arizona, you might be able to talk to them. So, you know, and now they just streamlined it to where, like you said, I mean, literally, you know, like Leggy comes in from, from, uh, you know, all the way out there.
Speaker: Uses in Canada and you know, it's a cool way for everybody to connect but you know, it's it's hard to find a good a Stable platform because a lot. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. You know, I think you know because you do have YouTube which I looked at it I haven't been on I haven't done a YouTube live and to eat. I think two years ago and Good pull by the way, that's an excellent pull by Benji
Speaker: enjoy Joyride is a movie with Paul Walker and Steve Zahn where they mess with a trucker. He tries to kill them. I never saw but that movie had great. Excellent movie. Excellent movie. What year did that come out? Uh I wouldn't say it was like 93, 94, 95. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Excellent movie. I love Steve Zahn.
Speaker: 2001 oh 2001. Okay. I didn't realize it was that young Excellent movie check that out and stuff but it just it's very Netflix. Oh, is it? Okay off to check it out. So your Netflix or plot prime I was playing around with the other day and I was like, holy shit joy ride. My wife did one watch it
Speaker: So I watched it today, but that, that's the one thing, as far as we talk about the, you know, the good and the bad and the ugly there, the previous platform and even, um, even periscope periscope, the people move from, you know, you know, the way it flowed, it was what mere cat, then it went to a blab came about just as periscope was starting to go.
Speaker: And after Blab dropped, everybody went to Periscope, Periscope drop and then Haps came in. I can still remember, I looked at a video several weeks back on the old Haps page and they were just licking their chops when they said Periscope was gonna go down because they thought that, and there was a group of people that did come in. I didn't think it was, it was really, there was a lot, it was noticeable, but I don't think it was to the level that they thought it was.
Speaker: Um, but you know, as far as a stable platform afterwards, I think we were milling around with different things and stuff like that. And, um, you know, Tony, I know Tony, this is part of his bit. We're being over in the house to keep people together and stuff like that. Um, there's, there's certain platforms I wouldn't go on with 10 foot pole airtime.
Speaker: It's because I, as soon as I said, well, let me see what, you know, what you were saying about it and stuff. I was like, I don't need, I don't think I need to go into that frying pan. I got, I got, I got enough problems. I, you know, I got enough problems. I want to have good conversation and you know, maybe a little razzing and digging and stuff like that. And, um, and it's developed and, um, and I have to go, uh, to the point to where if you look at.
Speaker: The last couple of weeks on Tony's broadcast, the Bell King's Fantasy Football, we've had like, what is it Tony? You've had six, eight, oh no, eight people, six people, six, eight people on there and it's.
Speaker: it's seamless almost, you know, even with bathrooms on there and stuff like that, um, which he brings a little bit, you know, as far as people have, but he, you know, it just, it's like the band is getting back together. It's not the same shots fired.
Speaker: Yeah, I saw that. I heard it. I heard you. It's all good for in the long run as far as, you know, and the other thing that Tony's always stressed is support and everybody and stuff. And this is part of support coming up on the platform and stuff.
Speaker: actually, I do kind of, it's a Twitch thing. Benji has a thing. This is Blab. Oh, that's a that's a that's the logo for Blab is and then this up here, you got the Haps logo. That's a Haps logo. Yeah. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm
Speaker: I'd always wanted to do a podcast, but unfortunately my ex -wife was not the most supportive person in the world. To be on the radio, which is my ultimate dream is to be on the radio.
Speaker: I had that chance and and and family and we both wanted to do the radio thing. Oh, really? Oh, I didn't know that Tony. All of it. All of it. This because I used to do this when I was a teenager. Some radio show like Glick was saying, sorry, but go ahead. I know you're good, man. You just got to cut out a little bit. Oh, it was delaying on my end still. Shit.
Speaker: Tony wants to do more music, right? I think we've... I wanted to be like a disc jockey or just have a new show. That's what I kind of combined it to. Those are the two things that I wanted to do. Do new sports music, all that shit. Just like in the 80s. Always wanted that type of variety show. Well, that's something I always talk about when I was a kid. My first piece of tech
Speaker: hardware was an AM FM was have no it was just a an AM transistor with a little no just an AM radio playing the local radio stations my grandfather gave me and that was the coolest thing when I was in grade school that that with the little earpone you know it's just like Tony was there when they were invented
Speaker: But the radio to me is, I love the local radio stations that we have around here in the Southern Tier. They're great to listen to and whatnot. And I just love doing the audio and stuff. And I think what you do with your broadcast here, Glick, as far as put it over there on the audio side,
Speaker: podcast side and I think that's great because you know that I find when I'm just doing stuff around the house I'll have you know I use this this app called fountain for podcasters and it's a great app to where I just got the Bluetooth earbuds in I'm listening to you all and stuff like that cracking up and all that
Speaker: and uh i apologize no no no it's all good you know and that's the thing i it's just like i listen more i think to uh the the stuff online then i actually watch tv and stuff like that very selective on watching tv now as far as that goes and that's and that's what i do uh you know um
Speaker: I got to be honest, most Sundays, because I would love to be on Tony's football show more often. And Benji, there's a reason why she's an ex -wife. I agree. More than one. More than one reason. Yeah. Unfortunately, on Sundays, typically, I don't get up until like 11 or 12. Yeah, I'm a new girl. Yeah, you sacked in and stuff like that.
Speaker: We have a tendency to do the show late and then Nikki and I because you know my fiance she she gets home late uh from work and well, that's what Sundays are for. Sun, you know, Sundays, you know, once in a while on a Saturday or Sunday morning, I'll sleep in till till seven or seven thirty or something. Whoa. Calm down there, Fireball.
Speaker: Saturday, Saturday, I got up at noon and went, Oh, what time is it? Yeah. So, you know, like I, originally we, we, we got YouTube premium for the show when we were on Haps so that we could play music without ads. I still have YouTube premium. So, you know, uh, Mondays at work, I can throw on the re the replay of
Speaker: excuse me, belt Kings fantasy football. Usually I look for that. Then I do your replay. If I miss you Monday morning, um, Thursdays, you know, typically when, when Ted comes on, I try to pop in there to at least say, Hey, what's up? Everything like that. Uh, but I don't get to listen to the whole show. Um, so Fridays, Friday morning is when I'm at work. Once I get, cause I listened to morning radio out of Tampa, um,
Speaker: and and I listened to two shows. They start at six and go and one show goes until uh ten o 'clock and then the other show goes until two. Once those two shows are over, the rest of my day, I go ahead and kick the replay of uh on Ted show or whatever. Alright. Great. Leggy, even Leggy with the with the time difference. Um right now, when she goes live, I I tried to pop in for a few minutes when she. Well, you're on a broadcast last week weren't you?
Speaker: Uh, she, um, she was, uh, two, two people down and reached out to me. That's what I was doing. I said, to be honest with you. Uh, so I'm just posting new episodes. We got two bags for you tonight. And, uh, that's, that's for you. Seven a .m. Oh my gosh.
Speaker: of the
Speaker: uh yeah you know i'll do it sure and i had a great time with her and geez it was really cool um she did stifle my i think i think she's looking at she was probably looking at the fact that the music that you present here and stuff like that some uh the cover bands and stuff like that that's that's some music it's like whoa you could do a show just on that alone with the
Speaker: and talking to a couple people. And I think the idea of the Glick show being another talk show, a conversational show is going to go away.
Speaker: And I'm, because I have a lot of connections with a lot of artists that are unsigned or up and coming and stuff like that. So I think I'm going to start doing a music show with unsigned artists and artists that are up and coming and stuff like that. Especially with, I've been looking into, and actually I got to shout out Tony D, because he does his music show on mix club.
Speaker: Yeah, well, you just got that award there. We're talking about that this morning on my broadcast here about was it the and that that's something when I first started doing the mix cloud, which is a great platform. I've been on there for a number of years. And back in the day, every once in a while, because I was my my
Speaker: genre is all rock and roll so that I love the music that you present and stuff like that and you know a lot of the 80s and 70s it was that the music of the time is the oldies now jeez I remember going to service the oldies was like the late 50s 60s and shit exactly
Speaker: But Tony getting that award, it just like mixed cloud is still hanging in there. They're based out of London as far as that goes because of the broadcast I've had. I've seen the notifications. Yeah, too much of it. When I saw this morning, I actually got a notification that I was 64.
Speaker: that's the word that's right on your thing, Tony. They never used to do that. That's what I was surprised with this morning. I saw it's like, holy crap. That's pretty. What happened was when I was watching a show, the alert came on my phone. I used to, I didn't get the alerts. I would get the email from the other broadcast that I did, but I never got the alert. I was like, oh, I just did it last night. Yeah.
Speaker: Yes. Oh, and they're that quick. They're that quick. And they're pretty solid. Because when I used to be on a program, it used to be called audio boom. Now it's audio boom. It's a paid podcasting service that's based over there. I knew I never met him, but I talked to him a number of times.
Speaker: uh, Mark Rock, who, uh, they, we, we nicknamed him, he was nicknamed the ship builder and stuff like that. So always available for all of us that we were using that platform. And there's lady Lake or good. I say good morning. Oh my God. I feel like the door was originally open for rich because we've been talking about rich coming on here. Tony popped in no big deal. Um, but we're not doing a show Saturday night, so why not? Fuck it. It is what it is. Uh,
Speaker: But Tony, I mean, that's cool that, you know, but, you know, come talk to me when you're big in the D .R., like nonsensical nonsense. That's right. Top 15 in the D .R., the Dominican Republic. We're huge in the Dominican Republic. We don't understand why, but we'll take it. Exactly.
Speaker: Well, in my mind, when I got that notification, I was like, wait a minute, hold on a second. Yeah. Even the Dominican Republic, they don't even speak English there, do they? Look, you're gonna like this. Normally, the missus tells me to quiet down, but she says, can you tell those guys? I guess she's hearing you through my. Sorry, missus.
Speaker: You're good, you're good. It's your your broadcast and stuff. I just hang out with a rowdy crowd tonight. We're going to corrupt you. No, this is, this is good. Um, let's see. What's that lady? Like Tony couldn't help. Uh, let me go up here real quick. Yeah.
Speaker: You know, but yeah, like I said, you know, I you know years ago for me I started on u -stream with streaming and stuff like that and in periscope I was only like a month and then periscope popped up. I Loved periscope. Yeah, I absolutely love periscope one thing. I like you You were huge on you were huge on Yeah, I was
Speaker: Well, huge for a small broadcaster. Most of my lives had over a thousand people in there. Um, there was a couple of hashtags, a couple of trends in my lives. You know, Benji, Benji, I think, I think he just nailed it. You know what? I'm going to give him a start for that. Why not?
Speaker: Google says this is the best words are hard. Words are hard. No, the one thing I like to know Periscope don't click was when they incorporated that audio aspect of it. I thought that was really unique. That was, that was really cool. But I mean, I never had any drama. Never. I mean, we, we had drama one, two times. I did. I did. I did. Unfortunately meet, uh,
Speaker: Jay Money on there. He did catch a block. Yeah, I caught that. Let's see what you did there. You better watch your mouth, woman.
Speaker: But just the evolution, as far as that goes. Yeah, I had one issue, one case of drama. And literally, when the guy was in there, I sent him a message on Facebook with his home address and where he worked at because he was stupid and had all that stuff on his Facebook account. And then he never showed up again. And the unfortunate thing is, and Tony talks on this all the time,
Speaker: And I've kind of gotten on him about it because as much as we want it, it's just not going to happen. When I went from Periscope and having all those thousands and thousands of viewers and the comments and the lives being just ridiculous. When Periscope started to die, I went to TikTok and there was very people that followed me over to TikTok from Periscope. And the only reason I went to TikTok was because my kids pressured me into doing it.
Speaker: I started making videos and got, you know, I wouldn't say big following, but I have a decent sized following on TikTok, but I started doing lives there and I was doing the same thing there that I was doing on Periscope. And you go from thousands of viewers every Saturday night to hundreds of viewers every Saturday night. Yeah. Yeah. And then I, you know, um,
Speaker: Jeff and I reconnect, you know, not like Jeff and I have never not been right. Right. You guys don't, you've known each other for a long time. Yeah. To reconnect it and got to talk it. And we were spending hours on the phone. Bullshit. And I was like, dude, I'm going to start a podcast. You want to do it with me? He's like, yeah. I'm like, now, I mean, we're lucky if we, if during the live, we're lucky if we hit 10 viewers, but I mean, all the viewers are all the followers I have on TikTok. They all know where to find the podcast. They all know where to.
Speaker: Well, I think that the viewer now is a lot smarter than I think than before because once you lost, you know, everybody dispersed out of blab, there was no place really go, okay, go to Periscope, but there was no real, like,
Speaker: After haps, I think we have a good community of the haps. Let's be honest What Helen said about tick -tock I have you know, I did an audio this month is audio month now pop homo national podcasters post one you do an audio I used I love doing the audio on the anchor. Well not anchored the Spotify for podcasters that used to be anchor and
Speaker: And I would just put out, you know, just talk about a particular subject. Like today I talked about, did you know in New Zealand, they have a new, McDonald's has a new burger.
Speaker: It's called the salad burger. And it's like, what? I swear to God. And the reason McDonald's is doing this over in New Zealand is because Burger King is making bank on it. And I guess McDonald's wants to have their version, but they use the same name. And all it is, is tomato, onion, pickles, two slices of cheese, and with their spicy,
Speaker: uh spicy chicken sauce on a sesame seed bun and i'm i'm looking at this that's a freaking cheese sandwich yeah well it's not gonna be that's a poor man's sandwich yeah and the thing is that the the the crutch of it is that well it's not coming to the states it's only in in in the um in new zeal i said wait a minute they have all those ingredients at any mcdonald's you could just tell them hey just make this for me and charge me a big man i agree
Speaker: but it's just like, why are you even using the word burger in there? There's no burger absolute, you know, it's a salad sandwich. And they said then the was it the McDonald's? Yeah, I thought that was a good burger, but oh, yeah, that thing was awesome.
Speaker: because it was just a packaging. It just, uh, it came in where everybody, they were getting away from that, uh, sulfane and stuff like that. But, uh, I was going to say, I want to, I want to, I want a salad burger with bacon. That sounds delicious with bacon. I mean, but it turns it into a BLT. Yeah. No, uh, like you said that Tik TOK's a shithole. It is. It really is. I had a lot of fun on there, but again,
Speaker: And I was on there for a few years before we started the show. One time I had drama, one time I had drama. The problem is the person I had drama with, which blew my mind because they were trailer trash scumbags and had somehow amassed over a million followers and then came at me for no reason. But as you guys know, I'm not the type of person, you don't come at me because I don't back that.
Speaker: first and foremost. Well, they made the mistake of doing a TikTok video one night coming at me sideways. And I realized I know where they're at. They're an hour away from me. So I dropped a little comment and I said, I would watch my mouth if I were you, especially since you're from this town and I will come up there. It's less than an hour from my house and I will come up there and I will beat your husband within an inch of his life. Yeah.
Speaker: And all their followers was like, Oh my God. They started, they started some drama that they couldn't finish because they made all these fake, like, basically they had an account where all I did was, was, was fake content. Like the Jerry, Jerry Springer, Maury type fake drama. And, and, and, and they were in my life one night.
Speaker: And I commented on it. I was like, are you guys really proud of yourselves that you are scamming people for money and even master of a million followers and everything you do is fake. Like you guys are so fake. And then after that, it was just on and their followers were coming at me. They were coming at me and it lasted all about a month or so. Like I said, they made that one video and I was like, I know where that's at. I've been to that bar multiple times.
Speaker: You got careful your background, so to speak. And then it was like, I dropped one comment. I know right where you are. You're less than an hour from me. Let's do this old school. I'm Gen Z. I ain't got time for this internet nonsense. And then their their followers started to turn against them. And then it was silent. But yeah, I mean, and I've said it a million times, I go live on TikTok. I get banned every time I go live on TikTok in minutes.
Speaker: And we're not doing anything other than what I'm doing right here. Hey, James, welcome back, buddy. Hey, James. But, but you'll have 14 year old girls half naked doing drugs. Yeah. Thousand fucking people in their broadcast and you're not banning that. Yeah. I had the finally, uh, I'm off it now. I have an account there. It's private.
Speaker: I've got the people that are on there that I follow. They're more or less the people I know from HAP, so I know who they are. But I got to the point where it's another platform. People want to use it. That's fine. They get the numbers and stuff like that. But it's just the fact that, I guess, I don't know, with the Chinese connection and stuff like that, that's all been said and stuff like that. But it's just like what Helen said.
Speaker: I agree with what she said for the most part because you go in there, you can go down a rabbit hole. And I think there's one time, I think I spent like before I realized it was like 45 minutes watching video after video. And I'm like, what the hell am I doing on this? I was almost as like, this is dangerous. Well, and that's what I told Jeff, my, my algorithm and actually Nikki yelled at me last night. She was like, I send you videos all the time and you never responded. I said, baby, I'm never on Tik TOK.
Speaker: Yeah. She's like, I was like, I'm sorry. Let me, you know, the part for me as I had the app on my phone for a while. And then it's like, okay, I'm not going to use the app, but I was still getting notifications. And I'm like, I don't know if you can turn those off or not. I don't know. But you know, because I, there was a certain amount of people that, um, you know, when Tony's one, I followed Tony is like, uh, I think the main reason I went on there
Speaker: I don't know if you know Walt Hollock. He's a broadcaster over there in Ireland. He knows Walt. He's a great guy. He has some great he's a great photography. He's a he's a he's a brother.
Speaker: Aircraft rescue firefighter, but he's on the UK side where I did that in the Air Force and stuff. So he We did the same thing but different different countries of services and stuff like that But he was on there. It's like okay, maybe I'll just start an account night I'll keep it private and then I sort of you know loosened up a little bit as far as people I knew I would follow them and they'd follow me back
Speaker: But it was a private lockdown account, but it just the fact that here I was I wasn't even using it anymore And I was still getting these notifications like you know what I got to delete this app and stuff I Will I delete it I might I might want to get back on there. It's that you know you got an account on almost any platform that's out there and stuff like that just to take a peek or something like that, but There's so much
Speaker: I mean, you could spend so much bullshit on that. Well, there's bullshit, Jeff, but there's also there's so much you just by the volume of videos that are on there. And I'm thinking, you know, when I watched, you know, my, my baseball team that I like watching is the New York Yankees. And they, when you watch the New York Yankees,
Speaker: What do you see along the rim of the thing? They have their TikTok thing. Do you follow this on TikTok? I don't think of the Yankees. And it's a marketing thing, you could say. But I guess I have some reservations about it because of, but is it really all that bad?
Speaker: I don't know it depends if you spend in more time than what you should it's just like being on twitch could be because there's some some some really crap on twitch here and I think I think it abuse I think I think any abuse it abuse of the internet and I say abuse or Addiction to the internet when you spend more time
Speaker: scrolling the internet or live streaming or apps where you know stuff like that. I don't think that's good for you. I think that's dangerous. I've never been one to spend a lot of time
Speaker: Like I said, I brought up Periscope, I brought up my TikTok. Yeah, I would make a lot of TikTok videos, but I would make a ton of TikTok videos in account on like a Saturday afternoon when the kids were at their moms and I wasn't... Yeah, I've looked at your TikToks and stuff. They're entertaining and stuff like that. And that's the same as what we see on... No, don't.
Speaker: You know, um, and I did the tick time that Tony probably seen this one where I got the helmet on. I'm pretending, you know, it's like, you got those little, those added things and stuff like that. They have them on Instagram has that YouTube has and stuff like that. So there, there, there is a, I mean, for those two platforms alone and even Facebook now has them.
Speaker: I mean Facebook I get caught up on the Facebook just like I do it yet because the the little shorts It's like okay is he gonna get you know the ones that are they come out of India where the guy's looking at the hole with the water to get the water moccasins out or so Is he gonna get him or yeah? Yeah, no my the ones that get me is is if they're picking at somebody's like the pimple popper or the nails or the pop lies and
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Did you wash your ass today? That one, that one gets me every time. And you're scrolling through, he's like, what's in his truck? And his dude Bob's like, did you wash your ass? That one gets me every time. I do, Helen. And I apologize. I've actually, uh,
Speaker: I've been kind of, I've actually been busy at work this week, but I will get that over to you probably next week sometime. I'll send it to you. I'll message it. It's like I want to put a post up because, you know, we've got over 10 ,000 listens since we switched over to Zincaster. I want to put a post up. I haven't been able to do it because I've just been so busy the last few days.
Speaker: And, uh, I don't want to say, I don't want to make it sound like, Oh my God, I'm so busy. I'm so, I'm working so hard at work because it's, it's not hard. He takes naps. You know, but the real world work, it is important though. It is important as far as it goes and stuff like that. I'm not doing hard. Literally the work I'm doing is just very time consuming. Right. Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's, it's, it's all about time management, you know, like.
Speaker: I, I, I did the math the other day. I'm putting in close to 50 hours a week, most weeks anyways, in my job, but I managed nine people. So, you know, it's, it is what it is. Um, it sounds like the Air Force days, right, Tony? 50 plus hours. I was there too. Yeah. 60, 70. That was a, that was a Wednesday. Yeah. Yeah. There we go.
Speaker: 80 hours a week was again, 30 years in construction. And then when I was working, when I, when I lived down in Charleston, down in South Carolina, I was working for working and I was putting 70 plus hours in a week because I had some customers that I couldn't go do their service until one or two in the morning. I, you know, I was in my truck and at my first customer's house at 6am. Yeah. So.
Speaker: I'm no stranger to long out. I don't do that anymore. And I'm very grateful for it. I'm actually very grateful for the company I work for. I love the company I work for. I love the work I do now. Not that I'm old, I'm 42 years, I mean, 22 years old.
Speaker: I'm trying to convince my fiance that I'm twenty -two and she's a cougar. It's not too uh but uh I'm only forty -two but this is the first job I've ever had. Mind your business, Benji. Mind your business. Exactly. Exactly. Work naps. This motherfucker takes a nap every day at work. Oh, they call him uh where I was at. They call him power naps. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My my problem is the reason why I end up putting in more hours is because II actually have employees across the country. Right, right, right. Yeah. So, you gotta be aware of that. Yeah. We work remotely. So, I'm on, I'm on, I don't start till ten but I'm on, I'm already online at nine getting admin stuff done
Speaker: I got you. I got you. Really? Like, really? Really? To be in this **** too. There's new found friendship. You know what? I don't worry, Chris. I got your back. **** you, Shorty. Well, I Glick, Glick, Jeff, and Tony II. I gotta I gotta call it quits here. I gotta exit stage
Speaker: got to wind it down here and stuff like that. It's not grandpa. Well, I'm not grandpa. I'm not grandpa yet, at least as far as that goes. But sometimes, some nights I do feel like one, I guess, as far as I go, especially. But I got to wind it down here and stuff. So I'm going to say thank you for having me up here. I really appreciate it. Nice finally meeting you.
Speaker: The cheesy plug Rich Roberts at fireman rich on all those fine social media networks at fireman rich It's it's right there at fireman rich on X slash Twitter Instagram threads. I'm on truth social I do have a real a public Facebook the real fireman rich some clown took at fireman rich so I I did
Speaker: And, oh, okay. Thank you. Like, did you get any sleep? She was supposed to get some sleep today. Did you ever get some sleep lady? Never sleep. She, how many times I yell. You're about two years late. Trust me. Yeah.
Speaker: But, uh, when I tell you she don't never go to be like, I really appreciate coming up here. I'll, I'll, I'll make sure I'm not a stranger and stuff. And again, I appreciate you, uh, coming up this morning and, uh, the past, uh,
Speaker: the past broadcast here. Nice meeting you, Jeff, as far as that goes. You're always welcome. Oh, yeah. Thank you. I appreciate that. Tony, I'll be talking with you, sir. Anytime you want to come up, all you got to say the word, whether it's Monday. I'm here by myself. So, if you want to come in and you want to keep me on Mondays, but you're always welcome here, brother.
Speaker: Now, how do I get out of this thing here? Is there a bar here? Uh just I'm gonna I'm gonna drop you down then just exit out of here. Okay. Alright. So, you guys have a good evening. Have a good night, sir. In the show. Just hit the button. Don't don't **** telling that Tony. Jesus Christ. Bye, Rich.
Speaker: Yeah, the other night the other night I was on here and I wasn't feeling well So I was getting ready to bounce and I seriously Tony my mouse hovered over the end stream and I went what am I Tony, you know That was that was a that was a pleasant surprise rich and I have been talking for a very long time
Speaker: about him coming up on the show. I was a little worried about Rich coming on the show because he's a little bit more straight. Rich is one of those broadcasters. There's never any drama. There's never any bullshit. There's never
Speaker: You just go in there and you literally hang out with the guy. I've been on his show a couple times with him. Tony's there all the time. Leggy's been up there a couple of times. He's just such a good dude. I enjoy watching his and I'm glad that he's ventured into the world of two hour shows because by the time I get up, he's still going so I can jump in and watch him live and everything like that.
Speaker: Well, appreciate you. Fireman rich. Y 'all go check out fireman rich. Go, go give him a follow. Go show him some love. Uh, and if you're up early in the mornings, go check them out. And he also games on there too. You can play a lot of, like I said, Lord of the rings is not a game that I wouldn't necessarily play, but for some weird reason, I give him play it and, and, and, you know, I need chitchats and you know, it's just kind of hanging out.
Speaker: Me have donut. Okay. Hey guys. Okay. Donut. Good night. Okay. Here we go. So, so, uh, so what's up with you, Tony? How are you doing, sir? Stabilizing. Stabilizing. You get, you get moved and get situated yet.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm just still sorting stuff out and I'm getting comfortable. A casual couple as fuck. The reclines. Is that the loveseat one? Is that the loveseat one or is that the the the three seater? This one's a loveseat with the armrest and then I got a recline over this. All three of them. Me and Jason can both lean back. Yeah, I got I got the loveseat with the with the cup holder in the middle. Yeah, that's a bad motherfucker. I love that thing.
Speaker: when I was shopping for furniture. You had one TV up to the couch and the speakers were right here. Yeah, I saw those. I wasn't going to pay for them motherfucker. Yeah, I saw those. I'm going to get the device and I'm going to hit temporarily. I'm going to stay here forever. I just, I just, excuse me. I just paid off my living room furniture.
Speaker: I'm going to be in the couch recliners in them and whatnot. I'm already thinking like, man, I miss my sectional. Can I sell these? They are addictive as hell. And I miss my sectional, man. That thing was so big and had the big fucking fluffy cushions on it. So when you sat down and lean back, they just like... Yeah, it engulfs you. Yes. We're not going to bed.
Speaker: There's a new style of Calchow. You obviously have to have a really big room for it, but it's a giant square with a bed in the middle. Yeah, I've seen that thing. Oh my gosh, I want one. My wife told me I'm not allowed to buy one. And she means it. Well, no, because we don't have enough space. We'd have to walk across the damn thing to get to the kitchen.
Speaker: I'm like, but I never go to the kitchen. So what's the problem? That's, that sounds like a you problem. But yeah, it is what it is. Uh, no, but I, I, I'm just literally waiting on passport to come in. So we can get the fuck out of this town. I can't wait. I'm excited. You should be by now.
Speaker: Well, it all comes down to do the whole passport thing. So when I got my last one, it was four weeks. You had it in your hand. Now, because of the backlog from COVID and stuff, it is up to 13. I've seen six. I haven't seen 13. Cause even when I was looking at the ship, they were like, I take six weeks. I'm like, why does it take so long?
Speaker: He was like they didn't get it done this time to get it I had people I check with like five different people trying to get it done faster They said there was no way to speed it up because of all the recommend all the requirements you got to have for it And I didn't even ask would be all work My requirements are take walk you do Jeff. I'm not even gonna lie. I knew people that worked at the post office I like listen, what can you do for passports? How much I see the price what I got to do 130 bucks
Speaker: 130 bucks is what it cost me. Oh, sorry 165. Yeah 150 was what I was looking at. Yeah, it was telling me and I was hitting I was hitting people on a list of what you know about passport. You know about this. You know about that and it was so listen, there's no change. You just still got to go through the whole process. It's going to take a while. Oh, yeah. Well, but literally all you you you have to go online and fill out the form because you before you could do a paper form you walked up in exactly
Speaker: And in the new one, it has to have a barcode on it so they can scan it. And it goes in the system like that, which is great. I love it. Awesome. However, huge pain in the ass because when I went up, I showed up with a paper form and I said, here you go. And they're like, no, no, no, no. It needs a barcode. And I said, I'll draw a barcode on it. I'll fucking care. And they said, no, you got to go online. I was like, well, can I do it now? They said, no, we have people behind you. And here, when you go to the consulate, you have to have an appointment.
Speaker: And I set my appointment and they canceled it because it was on a holiday. It was a Mexican holiday. It's called an emergency passport. If you're planning on traveling, you put the date of plan to travel and they can speed it up.
Speaker: But here's my question. I was always under the impression because I've had I've had friends and stuff like that that were in the military and what not like that former military in like I said
Speaker: Not me, but I've had friends. They've never had any problems with, with, with getting passports or anything like that. Hell I've noticed some guys that didn't even need a passport and they just did whatever the hell they wanted because they were over there and they have been there for a while. They're probably already good in their country. Um, for me, I would travel, but I was never there.
Speaker: recreational if you will and even when I was on the job, you don't need a passport. Yeah, I wasn't out and about in the city like that because only listen, I'm here in the military. I'm doing this. I'm getting the **** back home. Yeah. Like in the military, you if you're flying to another country, you fly on military ID. Who says I'm not? I mean, who says I'm not? I just gotta figure out what to do with my couch and love seat. And by the way, my love seat doesn't have anything in the middle. It's literally just a love seat door recliner.
Speaker: I don't think they do the 10 -year passports anymore either. I think I do remember seeing something. I actually know they do. It is a 10 -year passport. When I disordered as a 10 -year passport. As long as the sectional I take is under five grand, I'm good. Amen to that. I'm getting a sectional under five grand. Well, most of the blue states, they're like, we're not going to press charges on you as long as it's under five grand. All right. OK.
Speaker: or if you're in New York, they're like, if you promise you won't kill nobody this month, we'll let you out of jail in New York. I've done a pretty good job of not, I mean, I mean, yeah, I've come close a lot, but I haven't killed anybody. I've never killed anybody. So
Speaker: where's my **** check? Yeah, I'm just saying. Yeah, where's my **** check? Ohio, we're getting high and killing babies in a while. I'm not getting high and I'm not killing babies. I got about four states that owe me money apiece cuz. It's a ten year passport there for for Leggy as well as Jeez. Right. Well, if it's more than you take one part, exactly. You just take half of it and then come back a few weeks later and take the other half.
Speaker: I can get an emergency passport in a week, but it's only good for a year. I believe in travel. I believe a fly across the country in the first place. That's what I'm working about. I drive most places. Well, in the States, you cannot get an emergency passport. It's only for
Speaker: If you're in a foreign country, you can get it. No, no, I can argue with that part. That's what I'm saying. The passport thing wasn't a big issue to me. Everybody's like, why don't you get a passport? I'm like, for what? Even when you take a cruise, you don't need one on that. Nope. Do you want to go to a weird island country where they wear kilts? On a cruise ship? No, to visit. Oh, I got the visit, but I already know. Yeah, that's still in the works. Don't worry about that. Do you want to take a passport?
Speaker: I will. Yes. I got to get my shit together. I'm halfway there. Next is going to be the other half from what I'm saying. You know, for a year and a half, you got to get your shit together. I got shit to do. The only person on this show that has their shit together is me. You wouldn't think it would be the right. Right. That's what we're trying to rearrange this shit. I actually went through something I didn't want to go through.
Speaker: Which is still pissing me off to the most, but I'm still getting over that bullshit. Benji said emergency passport. We call that a Texas border. We ejected to the wall 22 years ago. Believe it or not, when I moved here, I didn't have a passport. Because when I moved here, you can drive across the border and just show your birth certificate and they're like, all right, see you later.
Speaker: I don't know. I swear to god in two thousand twenty one in that country. Two thousand one. I said willingly went into that country. Oh, no, dude. I was. You all have to be spoiled. When you have shit to do, you don't go nowhere. Notice I haven't been anywhere. I go everywhere. You do. I don't know. I ain't been nowhere. I've done my family trips.
Speaker: And I did one. That's going somewhere, Tony. I hate to be a very bad news. You left your house. The way I used to travel? No, sir. The family troops was already in the plane. That's done. I'm just trying to get you in trouble. That's my job. Yeah, y 'all really trying real hard. Keep trying. Oh, don't worry. I don't plan on letting up any time soon. I know. There's places in this world that I want to go to visit, obviously.
Speaker: but as of right now, you're you're you'd have to actually get on a plane and you're definitely afraid of pipes a boat, bro. What do you fucking boondock say? It's going to jump a fucking freighter. He's going to fight a Mexican autumn fucking freighter. I will. It doesn't fucking matter. I can get on a boat, bro.
Speaker: I'll go 12 years a slave. I'll row that something. Yeah, you heard him correctly. It didn't take five minutes before I get on a plane. I'll be rowing a boat across the Pacific Ocean like whoop whoop my ass. I ain't got a plate.
Speaker: You better switch up to a chain. I don't even give a damn. I'm rolling my ass off like I'm on the fucking road. We go for a damn national championship. Row, row, row. As long as I don't have to get on a plane. I'm rowing the shit out of that. I'm not looking forward to getting on that plane because it is a 10 hour flight, but it is what it is. I mean, I mean, I mean, how many of these counts will come up all over the damn place? I'm just
Speaker: because I haven't gone. I'll even see. I can see if I was traveling internationally and didn't even think about going. I'll be able to lead the **** country in the first place. Don't don't don't said how to have a heart attack in five seconds. Heart attack. If I ain't getting on a **** plane, the heart attack hashtag, I get to see you in a little bitty three person rowboat in a six and and like a twelve pack of
Speaker: It's gonna be filled to the brim with ice and beer You son of a bitch Piece of shit gets drunk on a Wednesday. You've only been talking fucking talking about it for over two years But now you have shit to do in the first place
Speaker: That's why I haven't traveled internationally at all. I barely traveled domestically. Never have I felt like that Kermit the Frog mean more. I'm just sitting here sipping your teeth. After you start s**t, you will s**t to you bid -wringing b**ch. Yeah, morning. First and foremost, I didn't start s**t. However, I did start a bop. You should do it. You should do it.
Speaker: Is that ****? Let me move it around. I got your nose. Yeah, I'm I'm going to be able to find nice and free to keep trying. I didn't watch that movie. I heard it was good. Is Jason? Huh? Is Jason into that? I won't let him watch that ****.
Speaker: Oh, it's it's actually really good. It's not. It's not nice and Freddy's because my my stepdaughter, my son used to watch the videos when he was a baby. I'm like, don't let him watch this shit because if he had nightmares, I'm gonna be both of those asses. Tada goes for his back. Yeah, he's no. Yeah, because Cash watched the videos and played the game and stuff like that. So Cash and I watched the movie. I was actually surprised. I heard it was good. I heard it was real good.
Speaker: It's actually, it's not over graphic. It's not vulgar. There's, you know what I mean? But it was, it was actually, I expected it to be a huge piece of shit. It was actually a really good movie. And Matthew Lillard's in it. Love Matthew Lillard. Matthew Lillard, Stu from Scream. He played live, he played the live action Scooby Doo. He was, she was shat. Oh, him. Yeah, Matthew Lillard. That was in Scream.
Speaker: Yeah, he was the 13th. He was a motherfucking monster. I like that dude. 13 Ghosts. I'm not so pretty. He was a hacker's man. I was living in a Jolie too. It's like a really good movie. I didn't expect anything out of it. I enjoyed it. Cash and I have talked about watching it again. Oh, I already know you do. There's no way you don't have other people. Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony. I know you've seen it. Loki, sir. I finished the season last week, yes.
Speaker: Fucking good, right? I did good. Don't spoil it because this dummy hasn't watched. I'm not going to spoil it. Jeff might get to meet her before you do, Tony. Probably because he'll be over there faster than I will. I can admit that. And like I said, I'm pretty sure she's got other people visiting because she's in touch with more people who travel more than I do. I know this all of them. Look at Jeff dance with me. Look at Jeff dance with me.
Speaker: Benji, you about to get sick because she had the camera without using my hands. Everybody think I'm crazy. I got all my legs. I shake my legs a lot. So that's just. He's got he's got he's got restless leg syndrome. Ladies and gentlemen, what you going to see under the desk? He's getting drunk.
Speaker: Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
Speaker: No, in a single episode. She's only got two single episode that up. No, not tonight. The other night. She only had five. Did she? OK. Yeah, she only had five or five. I thought we was getting close. She was getting close. Yeah. I'm just saying, step it up. You're going to fuck around and turn this into a goddamn game where I got to send out prize packs and ship to people. I don't know.
Speaker: Well, Jeff cracks about making $10 .7 million a year and you don't see him. He's thinking leagues to the stake. No, like I said, I, that I, that wrestles leg syndrome is a monster. Like I said, I get it. I get it.
Speaker: Yeah, until you guys said something, I was like, oh, hold on a second. Both of my legs are going under my desk right now. Nikki yells at me, we'll shake our legs. It's just old school shit. We'll be sitting on the couch together and she'll smack my thighs. She's like, stop. And I'm like, I'm not doing anything. Yeah. Yeah. You don't even realize you do it. It just happened. It was, for many years, it's become natural for me.
Speaker: to go to bed and that's how I put myself to sleep. My legs are, you know, I rock my legs and that's how I put myself to sleep. I don't know that I'm doing it, but now that she's pointed it out because she's a person that's really like pointed it out. I was like, Oh shit. I've done that for years to put myself to sleep. I lay in bed and I get into a certain position and I wiggle my legs. I cracked my ankle, you know, my ankle that was broken. I cracked that 47 times and then I shake my legs.
Speaker: Yeah, I cracked my ankle all the time. Yeah, I roll my ankle around and it cracks. It sounds like somebody's breaking sticks. I can't tell at this point. I had the cigar I had tonight was a
Speaker: was a, what was that survive that I had? It was, I have a whole diesel whiskey row and it was bourbon barrel aged. That was pretty nice. I was going to lie. But however, I also did buy me a wooden tip cherry flavored Swiss or sweet. And that was like, man, I haven't had one of those since I was like 18. And I still got half of it left. And I'm like, man, that hit the fucking spots. Yeah, they do. Yeah, they do.
Speaker: Yeah, that's awesome. I missed. My tooth is killing me.
Speaker: Okay. Oh yeah. Dude, I want to, they've got a couple other of those, uh, diesel ones that I want to try. I found another cigar shop today when I went to pick up my kids from school. And I was like, let me pop in there and they got a nice fucking, uh, cigar selection. And, you know, there was another gentleman in there. He was a little bit older and he was looking for a cigar and I was kind of looking around. Thanks buddy. Uh, I was kind of looking around and he said, beginner. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm seriously overwhelmed now. So he recommended the one that I got today, the diesel cigars, and he was like, try that one, and then try their other brands. I liked it. It was nice. You know, and then he also
Speaker: showed me a couple other brands to check out. So I spent like 10 minutes in this fucking humidor. This is not going to come out in any way, shape or form. It's going to sound good. And I'll let you guys have your laughs and your jokes. But I spent like 10 minutes in the humidor with this with this strange man and him suggesting cars and some of his favorites and some that he likes and some that he doesn't like.
Speaker: and whatnot, but he said the diesel brand is one of his favorites. So I mean, it is one of those at the end of the day, but no, I really, that barrel aged one, that acid one that I had the other night was, that might be my favorite so far. And 585 was really good, but that acid one that I had the other night, it might be one of my favorites. Acid.
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Speaker: Yeah, they're allowed now. I think for about the past maybe eight years, I think they've been legal here now. I may be wrong, but I've heard that they don't consider them to be illegal anymore. Who the fuck is this? Who the fuck is this?
Speaker: It's Benjy! It's Benjy! It's Benjy! It's her right there! What's up man? I don't think we can do it. Jesus. It's all quiet in my house. Did you two just try to shrink your hands? He was like, he was trying to shrink his head. He was like, he was trying to shrink his head. He was like, he was trying to shrink his head. He was like, he was trying to shrink his head. He was like, he was trying to shrink his head. He was like, he was trying to shrink his head. He was like, he was trying to shrink his head. He was like, he was trying to shrink his head. He was like, he was trying to shrink his head. He was like, he was trying to shrink his head. He was like, he was trying to shrink his head. He was like, he was trying to shrink his head. He was like, he was trying to shrink his head. He was like, he was trying to shrink his
Speaker: Yeah, so that's a drew estate product Not a favorite of mine at all So what it is, it's kind of a secret
Speaker: recipe that they do. They're the only ones that do it. And it's, uh, I don't even really know how to explain it. It's through a fermentation process. And then it's kind of manufactured with chemicals. Um, those that do it, it's kind of, it's kind of weird. He looks like he could be my, my, my younger, your bro. That's so nice of you. Like, yeah, I appreciate that. You look like a cross between Jeff and Connor.
Speaker: You know why he does favorite Connor a lot. Have you seen Connor's beard lately? No. Connor's got himself a little baby beard like binge, but the retirement thing?
Speaker: Connor and I were talking the other day, he was like, bro, I'm getting click status. I'm going full Gandalf on your ass. And I was like, let's go, bro. He's off over here. Dude, I used to have one, like, it was huge. And then I just worked with, you know, I own my own business. I work with a lot of people. I was like, I just got to clean it up some. This is the thing that drives me absolutely insane about guys who have beers.
Speaker: They just grow it. And then they think just because they throw oil in it and they brush it every once in a while. Yes, Jeff, I'm talking to you.
Speaker: Yeah, Jeff doesn't even brush a beard. Jeff just let that fucker grow and like, oh, what it is, what it is. And you don't know how many times I've yelled at Jeff about his fucking beard when it gets shaggy. And I'm like, look, you you got to take care of it. You got to edge it up. You got to clean it up. You got to brush it. You got to straighten it. You got to you got to put your oils in it. You got to wash it. You got to moisturize. You got to make it look good. And the Tony's going to crinkle his brow and put his hand on his head because some bitch can't even grow hair.
Speaker: First of all, the reason why I'm doing this, because all the advice you're telling him doesn't look nothing like yours, motherfucker. Well, he's got a baby beard. Look at your beard. This shit don't even look like it's kept like a ghost of Christmas past. What the fuck are you talking about? That's him racing stripes, boy. He's super fat. That's great. North and South Carolina.
Speaker: I hear that Southern Twin like a motherfucker. Yeah, but I've been down in the South for 32 years, I think, at this point. Yeah, you're pretty much from there. Because I've been in Alabama and Georgia past 30 years. Yeah, I lived a little bit in Georgia for a minute. And then it was right back to Ohio for like nine and a half years. What part of Georgia? Carrollton.
Speaker: I like that city. I went there back in the mid -90s and I liked what it was. To me, it looked like a little economic underground, if you will. There was something together about that. And where I'm at, because I'm in Warner Robins, similar setup. Yeah, there's a... Notice that Yamaha or something's there. They do a lot of manufacturing, but dirt bikes are... There's a couple of big name companies that are right there. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, it's a pretty nice little town. Yeah, my grandparents owned a convenience store. This is his own little, you know what I'm saying? Yes. Yes.
Speaker: with the beard. He's going to look like he's going to look like my man Mike Myers and the love guru. I was thinking the same thing. G's ass look like the Zohan before he shaved. I'm like, dude, if you don't trim this. Yeah, I'm on you. You know, I'm going to **** with you. I'm I'm I'm just like YouTube, man. I got a niche. Oh, that was weak sauce.
Speaker: Hey, well, you two is also a bunch of douchebags. So there's that. Well, bye, Benji. Yeah. Damn. I'm sorry, Chris, but you deserve this as a swing in the mouth. That's pretty good, Jeff. That one's pretty good. We've had that up for a while. That's pretty good. What happened to Benji? He dropped out? I think he dropped out. He might want to be back on. There he goes. There he goes.
Speaker: He pulled pulled up in here didn't say hi bye kiss my ass though that he was just like deuces them out. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Speaker: You said drop the link again. What the **** Scroll up in the chat. Oh my god. Don't be mean. You two are great guys. I mean, they might be great guys but they come across real douche. They come in. Yeah, they just act like douchebags. Let's be honest. I got you. I got you. So, I got the bottle with a with a stone cold glick
Speaker: I hate to agree with Glick, but I'm not mad at it. I'm just saying, call yourself the edge bro. Come on. I mean, I've heard a lot of people say, Glick, you're not the person who said this. I've heard a lot of people. And again, you know, uh, different, different circumstances, different, different, uh, arena. But I, you know, I was in the, I was in the music part of the world for a long time.
Speaker: uh doing different things but I've heard a lot of people say that when they met uh YouTube they were or YouTube YouTube they were great guys in person nicest guys you'll ever meet uh they do kind of put off a douchey persona they do when you guys see me live you're like god looks so fucking cool it looks like the coolest
Speaker: I'm a douche. That is one of theirs. You're a twat. You want to meet me? You want to hang out with me? Well, you better be fucking buying me beer all night. And there's a reason why we don't hang out anymore. If it was good seeing you again, stranger. Much love to you, man. Be careful. Have a great day tomorrow. We do. Stay about there.
Speaker: Stop fucking drinking on Wednesdays, you son of a bitch. Yeah. You got to do that while you're holding your beer. I'm sorry. You did that wrong. Stop fucking drinking on Wednesdays, bitch. There you go. Yeah, you held it. Nice to conclude when he talks about being drunk. He yelled at me. He was like, you got to be the nicest person in the world when I tell you I'm drunk. And I'm like, nine times out of ten, if you're drunk, I'm drunk.
Speaker: How long ago was that? I agreed. What was that? Anyhow, Benji, what do you, you, you office, Benji? Yeah, I go back to North Carolina on Friday. Damn. You, you do a week. What do you do a week on week off? No, about 12 days off. Oh, that's good. 12 days off. Hashtag self -employed.
Speaker: Yeah. Mrs. Binge was getting tore up on the vodka the other night. The other day. Yeah, she just went to bed. She had a hell of a buzz while ago. Shoot, the other day he was alive. And all I heard was, here tastes this. Binge was like, do you ever put orange juice? This is straight vodka. She was on a, she's been on a tequila kick. And I'm not a big fan of tequila.
Speaker: but I guess I'm saying it wrong. It's tequila is an issue, bro. Yeah. She's got this one in there. It's tequila lime shot and I'm digging it. I'm really digging. It's got like a white pepper taste in the background. So what I go with, I go in there and I take a little snooch of that about a couple of times a day and
Speaker: You want a little bit of this, you want a little bit of this, a country as fuck, because I've never heard of this. You never took a smaller sip then. That's what it is. I grew up on moonshine. I drink the hell out of moonshine. We take nips. It's not a sip, it's nips. Less than a shot, a snooch.
Speaker: I'm good. A little what? A little snoop snoop.
Speaker: that's pretty much the same. Oh my god. He's already on it. Yeah, we do this. Yeah, but you just just a nip of shine. Just a nip. Yeah, just a nip. That's all you need. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I've done shots to shine because I got an uncle that makes moonshine that he makes an apple pie that you'd swear to god you were eating an apple pie with some vanilla ice cream.
Speaker: My ex -wife, who apparently I need a better ex -wife than the one I have. Her family was all from Kentucky. They were down in Pikeville, Kentucky, which is neighbor Harlan. Um, she's got a cousin. I shit you not on this man's, on this man's birth certificate. His name is first name moon, middle name shine. Last name Maynard.
Speaker: This motherfucker outside of my uncle makes the best moonshine on the planet. Him and I drank three and a half. Him and I drank three and a half jars one night playing poker with the rest of her family because deer season's a big deal and her, her dad and her dad's father -in -law and they had about four or 500 acres down in Southern Ohio. So when it was deer season, the entire clan and it wasn't family, they were a clan.
Speaker: They came up their property started dating. I was like the second year after we started dating, I got to go down there for opening opening season or opening weekend week or whatever. And they're like, if you're going to be a part of this family, if you're going to hang out, you got a drink. And I said, okay. There's a song by Kenny Rogers called the gambler.
Speaker: I went beer for beer, drink for drink, shot for shot, shine for shine. But like her, her cousin and I were the only ones left standing.
Speaker: And, but his, he had a strawberry moonshine that tastes like strawberries fresh from the garden. He had a great moonshine that tastes like Kool -Aid, man. And we were just drinking it. Now granted, we didn't sleep for like two days. Yeah, I was going to say it kicked you like a fucking mule and you wake up from a fucking coma.
Speaker: three days after that night but he said when we when we when we finally got up and motor and he said dang oh boy i ain't never known somebody to go toe for toe with me like you and i said shit you're lucky i didn't kill you i i took it easy he probably had three toes anyways three toes four and a half teeth
Speaker: He might have had an uncle, daddy, and a grandma, sister, but. He's hanging out with the Whitakers. And he said, he said, chairs, everybody. I'll just stick to my bourbon and fancy beers.
Speaker: I was, I was talking to one of my cousin or one of my, one of my customers, one of my contractors yesterday. And he's a fan of the show. And I, I haven't, I haven't seen him in a, about a month, month and a half or something like that. And he had to come out and do something for me yesterday. And he was like, wake you up. Yeah. Knocked on his little fucking office door. What's up?
Speaker: Oh, god damn. What time is it? Oh, Benji's done streaming. He streamed for three hours. I missed it. I'm asleep. No, he was like, you know, I've been, I've been listening to the episodes and stuff like that and he's like, I like the open door challenge you guys are doing and I love how you
Speaker: kind of stumbled on it and it just kind of happened. He's like, but that episode, he's like, I typically only listen on Spotify, but that episode, I had to go find it on YouTube so I could see what this guy looked like. He was like, oh my God.
Speaker: He was like, you were so relentless for no reason. He's like, that guy didn't do anything. He's like, and you just went in on him, but he was like, that was the f***ingest goddamn shit I have ever thought. I don't know how that guy was standing. The best part was Brian the whole time. He's in the corner of his screen going, what the f***? Damn, damn.
Speaker: I'm about to call it. You are a motherfucker. Behave yourselves. I already know you ain't so the hell with it. I was going to say, what are you talking to? Uh Benji, good seeing you. I'll be around. You know where to find me. You know, you'll see me around them or see me in the same chat of them but uh yeah, exactly. Especially with this ****
Speaker: You said you ain't coming all Saturday you hanging out with um, you know, huh? Yeah, he's going down his his his soon to be in -laws or having an anniversary Started to say this earlier in the show. So I won't be able to do the show. So Jeff I'm not gonna be able to show either. It's my anniversary as well Whether bring Tony up or
Speaker: whatever and do the show together or bring binge or whoever you want. I don't care. But if not, then we're just going to take Saturday off and we'll be back Monday. We're going to take Saturday off. The wife and I are going out of town. I was going to break the news to you tonight. Then you're like, we're not having a show Saturday. I was like, perfect. Nevermind. Forget it. This week is going to be my birthday. So I'll be out of town next week after Thanksgiving. Oh, well, happy birthday, sir. What are you 106?
Speaker: I remember when they signed a declaration of independence. I was standing in the back and then let me see me next weekend because I'm gonna go see my mom, my sister. They told me to come up there and get a break for everything I'm going through down here, which I do now.
Speaker: It'll be cool. I'll be around the family on Christmas. I'm planning on going to see my oldest. I do plan on trying to do something when I get down there. I might broadcast and shit, but I just want to go see him. You know what I'm saying? That's like that was Huh? Is he still down in Florida? Nice. Nice. But what's what's crazy is all the hotels. All the hotels booked up down that motherfucker. I tried to make reservations last week. I was like, ****
Speaker: and that's what it is. I remember that we went down there in um 2013, I think it was 2013, 2014. We went and the weekend before Christmas, everybody started coming into all the timeshaft filled up every month the **** last year. That traffic in Orlando is going to be insanity.
Speaker: Well, it's grown since when I was younger and definitely since I went down there in 20, most of the 2014 was the last time I was down there for real. When we went for Christmas, Orlando at Christmas time, I had no idea people went down there. I think 06 was the first time I saw how crowded it really was. Yeah, it's not colder. That Christmas story about a name mama come down there. Why are you ready to go down to Disney for Christmas? Yeah, I never thought I really did that. The date of Christmas, you couldn't get in the Magic Kingdom. Yup. That's a lot of people.
Speaker: Yeah, I heard it's the worst reason why I don't go because that's like too many people for me. Benji, I came front. We went in 2006 to my oldest boy when he was young. We went the day of Christmas. You couldn't get into Epcot or Magic Kingdom. We had to go to Animal Kingdom. I didn't even fucking know they had an Animal Kingdom. Oh, yeah. I didn't even know back then. Animal Kingdom. If you've never been down to Disney, all I got is the Animal Kingdom is dope. Check this shit out for real. Take the word for it. Check this shit out for real. But I'm going to drop down. Y 'all be good. And I'll catch y 'all later. All right.
Speaker: I love you, Tony. No longer in the show. I was going to say, don't end the fucking show. No, I speaking of weather. Oh, I say, oh, I say, oh, I say we got to watch the lurkers drop. Yeah. Why? Well, we need them. Oh, he's coming. Oh, don't don't get scared now, stalkers.
Speaker: So for the past couple of days, it's done nothing but rain. And yesterday, woke up and I needed cigarettes. No, apparently, tropical storms and all that fun stuff, right? So yesterday, it was pissing down rain. And we couldn't even take the kids to school because right where we go out, it was so flooded, the cabs and cars couldn't get through.
Speaker: So I kind of considered myself a genius. Instead of walking with tennis shoes, I put water shoes on and swim trunks and walked my ass to the store to go get cigarettes.
Speaker: Is this dude in water shoes? As I walked into the fucking store, my dude at the store I go to every morning, he's like, you made it today? And I pointed down my feet and he's like, are those water shoes? I said, yes, sir. I'm about to get my fucking shoes wet. I'm going right back home. That's your boy, your fans.
Speaker: Dude, it was knee deep water over by the main store. So for me, I'd have been shin deep or ankle deep. Yeah, maybe. Might've gotten your shoes wet. Yeah. No, it was like, the funny thing was is as I was coming back, this dude in one of them four door Jeep Wranglers got stuck. He stalled his truck out in the middle of the fucking water because he thought he was cool and go through it.
Speaker: installed it out. I was like, dude, it's a Jeep. You don't know how to drive. People who drive Jeeps are teach bags. Agreed. They have a weird cult following. I don't get it. Beacons, Jeep people and, and Crossfitters. That's weird. They're weird. They're all about calm down to 20. Calm down.
Speaker: like I said, vegans, crossfitters and jeepers feel the need to tell everybody they come in contact with. Yeah. Oh no. Yeah. Yeah. The whole vegan thing, vegan people are weird. So, so I had a jeep and um, I thought it was the weirdest thing. Other people would, no, I had one. They would wave at you. Like
Speaker: I was like, what the fuck? I couldn't, I was happy when I got rid of that son of a bitch. My arm was tired all the time. Yeah. Yeah, you can. You don't get back to your asshole. It's the same thing. BMW drivers, they all have the same option on their car as you get the option for the turn signal to not work. Bullshit. I've owned five BMWs, and the only thing that comes with that car is a fucking check engine light. Yeah.
Speaker: You know, if you squint, if you squint your eyes, it looks like a Christmas tree. I'm just saying. Exactly. I will never own another BMW. I'm a Porsche guy. I own two Porsches. I'm good. Dude, have you heard what a Porsche is doing? Yeah. Oh. What? Like a car? Here, let's go see.
Speaker: Apparently I didn't put it under a goddamn crawl space. I'm doing it all wrong. Well, here's your portion. Yeah, you can't see. Oh, no, but hit the check came off. Yeah. My lights up right out here. There's one of them right there than the other ones. What year?
Speaker: I have a 2002 boxer and a 2000 something SUV. I don't know this one. This one is my wife's. The Porsche actually just came out. I would never buy a Porsche, but... Oh, man, there's so much fun. Well, you don't fit. You don't fit. I don't, yeah. I don't know. I can't get it. Porsche, actually, recently, I've been very against Porsche all my life.
Speaker: Hold on a second. That is a star. Oh god. If a guy owns a BMW, I can't date him. It's one of my rules. BMW drivers and Tony's.
Speaker: No, uh, I've been, I've been very anti Porsche my entire life because for me, it's kind of like, it's, it's, it's almost the level of douchebaggery, but I have recently changed my stance because Porsche is one of the very first companies to push back. Here's the picture I was trying to show you.
Speaker: Apparently not enough. Oh, you're you're you're human or I think yeah drop this camera down for a second Well, I'm damn that looks huge. Yes Porsche Porsche is coming out with a new car It's it's just a 911, but it's running a new fuel. It's called e fuel and it actually is is water and Hydrogen and it's actually it it's basically methane
Speaker: they pull water and hydrogen from the carbon from the atmosphere and they make this new fuel and you can fuel up your car in two minutes and do 1100 miles on a tank. Holy fuck. Oh, for fuck's sakes, what the hell? And the best part is, is it going to own vehicles? People who vote concern. You can put it in any vehicle. It's a carbon neutral fuel. So it takes the same amount of carbon to make it.
Speaker: That removes the same amount of carbon that your car will produce by using it. So it's a carbon neutral fuel interesting No, it actually came it it Porsche just announced it like last week and They're they're reportedly gonna make Was it? 500 ,000 barrels next year of this fuel
Speaker: And then the year after, before they, they give it out to anybody that wants to make it, obviously for a patent free, uh, they're going to make 4 million barrels. True. First year's going to be high as camelcock to be able to afford it. Yeah, it is. Yeah. It's going to be like draft pussy, just super high. Mm -hmm. Glick, you're back.
Speaker: Oh, I got it. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, I got it. This is the humidor right here. Oh, okay. Yeah. Since you can't send it to me on Discord. Yeah. **** Discord doesn't. I gave you the login, dude. Oh, no. I I told you what happened. Yeah, you're just waiting on it. Yeah. Yeah, I forgot about that. I like that. I don't think I'll ever get to that level because apparently, I'll never own two
Speaker: I would, I would travel. The Porsche have UV. They're not bad, aren't they? They're pretty decent. Oh, they're lovely, man. I was driving it. I drove it yesterday. I love it. Yeah, the Porsche, what is it, Porsche Cayman? Yep. I absolutely love it. I want a Panorama. I think they're cool. I drove one of those. They're really great. They feel kind of heavy, though. I drove that GTS, but it feels, it feels heavy. Yeah. Well, it's more so. Yeah, it's nice, but it's heavy, though.
Speaker: Yeah. Let's be honest. Nikki's a Jeep. She wants a Jeep Wrangler. And I, and I told her, she was a Bronco, which is red flag. Yeah. She likes the Bronco. I do. Like there, there, there is, um, there's a couple classes of Bronco that are bigger and they come with a lift and stuff like that. And they're actually nice. I got to admit to you, they are pretty nice, but that one that they're really pushing and putting out there, they're just stupid.
Speaker: and that
Speaker: Sorry about the Tories and Tony thing. I apologize. He assumed it was a spelling error. Yeah, and I don't like to put people on blast for making spelling errors. Like, I don't want to make somebody feel bad because they're typing bad. You'll be in the show with me? Okay. What is up, dude? What's his name? His name is Bruno.
Speaker: Bruno, he said he's going to be in the show. What's up, man? I want one so bad. That was my school's master. He's the rowdy one. Dude, I want one so bad. Calm down, Bruno. Calm down. Our head coach had an English bulldog.
Speaker: who was always on the sidelines for all of our games. And I fell in love with them. And I wanted one ever since. And then when I seen your videos with your dogs, I was like, oh, Bruno. They're true. No, no, no, no. Yeah. They're trips. I want, I want a, I want a King Corso. I want a King Corso. My wife wants one too, but
Speaker: No, sir. There's my king course. This is the only king course I'm allowed to have right now. Yeah, I don't want one, man. They need a massive amount of training. And I don't think anybody should just be able to own that dog. They're a different. My neighbor had one. My neighbor had one of my buddies. He has one. I love that dog. That dog is just the sweetest thing ever. I've been on the show multiple times. And Ben, I know you're new to the game. But real quick, what I was saying about the cars,
Speaker: Just kind of before I go into the dog conversation, uh, I promised Nikki, I said, if I ever hit the lottery or, or, um, or the show becomes super successful, I will 100 % buy her whatever Jeep Wrangler she wants, whatever color. Oh, no, I agree. I'm the same way with my wife. I will absolutely buy whatever because she wants a Jeep Wrangler. She loves Jeeps. I'm a pickup guy.
Speaker: Yeah, I, you know, I've got an, I got an equinox now. I'm going to keep it for about another year, maybe year and a half.
Speaker: I'm going to trade it in for a Colorado. Jeff knows the colorado. I want to know that's a PR too. And I think it's a bad motherfucker. Some bitches. Oh, it's so beautiful. I just want to kiss it. When, when, when my son graduates high school and he moves out, I'll trade the Colorado and I want a brand new zero mile Chevy, 2 ,500 quad cap lifted just
Speaker: And I'm going to put across my back window. Yes, I'm compensating. Deal with. Yeah, that's OK. But I've always loved pickup trucks. Jeff's known me forever. I'm the same way. I'm a huge pickup guy. I want a Silverado so bad I can taste it. I don't like the new Broncos because I had a 79 full -size Bronco.
Speaker: and that and that's seventy -seven. Okay. That's seventy -seven to like ninety -five Bronco era. Ninety -six. Ninety -seven Bronco. Ninety -six. Ninety -six. Ninety. That that gen that generation is the OJ Bronco. Had that full size Bronco. OJ Bronco. The the the big Chevy. What was that? Was it the
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. The original Blazer was as big as the the old school Broncos. Then they made them those little mini things. They're from Dodge at the power wagon. No, they had the charger. It's called the round charger. No, it was a it was a power wagon because there was a guy. Power wagons a pickup. The power wagon you're talking hold on the power wagon you're talking about is a trim level of the charger.
Speaker: I'm sorry. Hold on a second now. Hold on. It was in automotive or auto body. This is the Ram Charger. Bear with me. I gotta get rid of the **** Chevy first. Yeah, I gotta get rid of the Chevy. Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker: That's the granddaughter. Yeah. Those, I love those, man. I love Blazer, the Bronco. And I know that you're wrong. I don't like the new Broncos, but them new Chevy Blazers, they're sexy. Yeah, they are. Have you seen them up close? Yeah. Dude, I talked about my Equinox. What year was your big Bronco? 79.
Speaker: 79. I put in 77. Put in 1979 board blue. And it'll pull up exactly what mine looked like. You had the white top, right? Or you had the blue top. One of the first few images. There she is.
Speaker: That's exactly what mine looked like without the gap. Well, you also didn't have the fender players. No, I didn't have the fender players and I put a body lift on it, but yeah, you know I had well that that one that one. The picture I just showed has 35 you had 44. I had my dailies worth 38. I don't know you had 44 is when you got.
Speaker: I had 38s under it when I put the body lift and I lifted it higher and I put 351 in it. I had 40 wars under it. Okay. But anyways, enough of the car talk about dogs.
Speaker: Yeah. You said he wants a King, King Corso. Mrs. Binge. Mrs. Benji wants a King Corso. Talking about it on this show, I want three. I want three Tibetan Mastiffs. Yeah. And I will name them the Hounds of Hell. There you go. Those those fucking dogs look like fucking grizzly bears, bro. They're like, they're like, they're like.
Speaker: a chow chow that was given the Bain super serum. And they're the coolest dogs in the world. They are very, that's not even a good picture of one, but that is, yeah. No, it's not. It's just the first one I saw. They were actually bred to fight bears. But they're very protective. They are very family orientated.
Speaker: Yeah, she do have to train them and stuff like that. I just want three of them. That's it. And I want to name them the House of Hell. Reasonable number. Yeah, just three. Well, the House of Hell, they were three, right? Look at that song. Are they allowed in the US? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Gotcha. Yeah, the only thing banned in the US right now, well, it's not even banned in the US, but in certain states, you can't have bullets. Yeah. And I love a bullet, a pit bull. I love pit bulls.
Speaker: certain states. Yeah, certain states, certain states will not let you own them. You can't, you can own them. You just can't register them. We have a ferocious pit bull in my house. I know. You know, well, you know, the old saying, if you walk in a room full of dogs, you know, I can tell which one's a pit bull. The one's going to lick you first. They're fucking sweethearts. Usually she's back here at my ass.
Speaker: I think cash was playing with him. The worst goddamn dog on the planet with the worst temperament is a fucking Mexican dog. I own a big dog. They're super cool. They're super fun. Yeah. Yep.
Speaker: My uncle used to breathe St. Bernard's. They're super cool, super fun until you have to vacuum five times a day. That's, it's a Royal pain in the ass. Vacuum, five pounds a day and mop 30 pounds. We're wiping walls down like waste deep. It's a shit load of work. Fantastic dogs, but it's a lot of work.
Speaker: I have, I have four dogs right now. Two of them are really small and they're much, uh, I think lady just, that's what she said herself. She said, Oh, that's big. You sure it's big enough. But she's, I had a, I had a 2000.
Speaker: 2018 F 250 that was jacked up I I refused to buy anything Ford unless it's a Mustang and even then I'm like I've had a huge for Ford my entire life It was too expensive for me to do construction work in so I had no use for you sold it
Speaker: What do you use for your job? You don't use one of those portions for your job, do you? Sometimes I will. If I'm just doing a bid or something simple, I'll just jump into the portion and just go take care of it. Most of the time, my stuff is bought per job. So that's how I keep the overhead low. And everything just gets straight from distribution straight to the customer's house. Right. You have it delivered. Directly, I am all about lean manufacturing. You don't have like an actual work truck, work truck. I have two of them.
Speaker: Oh. Yeah. So if you don't mind me asking and you want to put this out there, I think you and I have talked about it before on your broadcast, but what is it that you do exactly? Yeah. I do a under, under a cross space work. So I do like fun for mitigation, insulation, vapor barrier. I can change out some HVAC work. Yeah. All the fun stuff. Fucking insulation sucks.
Speaker: Benji, because you do have a lot of listeners from all over the place, and I know you're based out in North South Carolina area. Um, if you want to shout out your business, you don't have to, but if you want to name your business or anything like that, you, whether it's in the comments or when you're up here alive, you are always welcome to man. Sure. Social. I mean, we're Carolina crawl space care. I mean, even, even if I don't live in your area, hit me up, I'll be more than happy to give you some information.
Speaker: Now you have to cash at me a hundred dollars. Yeah. Phone. As you were saying that I'll send you my new cash. Oh no. Got into my cash app. So I don't have a password to get it. No, but in all honesty, any of our listeners that are out there, you know, especially here in the North or South Carolina area,
Speaker: You need some basement or crawl space or whatever. What was it again? How many guys you got working for you, Ben? I used to have seven. Now it's just my wife and I, because I got tired of babysitting. It became a huge ordeal with people wanting more money, working less hours, less production. And I was like, I'm just going to slim everything down. And I have a streamlining. Yeah. Yeah. People who can help me with my cleanouts.
Speaker: I don't mind like kind of subbing that part out to kind of get everything going. But for the most part, I try to do everything myself because I've been doing this for 10 years and I can do it so fast. It takes me so long to go through temp companies and just because no one comes back the next day, right? They just want to work for $20 an hour, then go buy their bag of pot.
Speaker: and yeah all the next day yeah so it's like i'll just you know if a two -day job just takes me three days i don't have any of the overhead i'll just take three days to do the job it's no big deal and i know it's getting done perfect correctly right yeah these people pay big money for this stuff and i stress about that you know that's a big it's a big deal to me is you know when these people are spending big money and i want to make sure that they're getting
Speaker: high standard work and having to babysit and make sure it's getting done is pretty stressful. Oh, yeah. You should hit me up. OK. I got something for you. You should know. Chris, you don't know what you're talking about. Check the private chat on the thing. Don't. OK.
Speaker: Give me a call Monday. OK. Or give me a call tomorrow. Yeah, let me punch this in my saved. Oh, there it is. Because that's what I do, is I actually have business solutions to save you money. OK. This pyramid can don't save anything. No, it's not. It's already made up. No, it isn't. It's stuff only.
Speaker: That's all we've had so many goddamn co -hosts on this show. The only reason Jeff's still here is because he's like a fucking STD. I'm sorry. No, I am not an STD. I'm a fungus. Get it right. Fucking Wookiee. Either or. I'm a fungus. Just call me a Wookiee. Yeah. Respectful son of a bitch.
Speaker: well, you don't like when you're called a Wookie. I don't like to be called STD. I'm a fungus just like Europe. So, listen, you know, I know how to guard my deals, right? What's that? I said, you know, I know how to get rid of my, that's my job. Doesn't work that way. I'm like, I'm very hard to get rid of.
Speaker: They sell their stuff in five yellow buckets. It's easy. Benji loves you, Jeff, but the money's off. You're like a fungus and Benji's like, I'm going to write a fungus for a living. That's all right. You'll fail once in your life and I'm about to make you fail. Trust me.
Speaker: Chris has been trying for 25 years. I'm here 25 years ago. When the little garden gnome walked into the building trades, it was like, Sasquatch, you will be my best friend. And I'm like, okay. All right. In his mind, he's like, what's that? From Indiana Jones, you chose Ford.
Speaker: Bless me all the time. Why are you friends with Jeff? I don't know. Because he's actually awesome. I think Jeff is pretty awesome. Let's give Jeff credit. Jeff knows I love him. Yeah. Yeah. Because also, I wouldn't put up for your shit. As we discovered tonight through Tim and Gemma, the Mental Health Hour. Shout out to those guys that go live. The Mental Health Hour. Whoa, shit.
Speaker: Hey, close my door. Do the mental health hour Wednesday nights at 6 PM. We're right before our show. Uh, they were talking about, uh, abusive relationships and stuff tonight. And I was listening to the show because I like to support them. I like to be in there for those guys. I love Tim and Jim is Jim is really cool. Um, you know, and, and Jeff was listening in.
Speaker: as we were backstage. And he was like, all these years, I'm going to be sure relationship with us. It's not my fault. Because they're talking about they're giving examples. When she's telling you when she when he's telling you, you need to pipe down or he's he's he's constantly makes funny you because all this stuff. And I was like, yeah, that sounds like us.
Speaker: I was like, I just figured it out. 25 years. He's like, just tell everybody you fell into a doorknob. Look at that big baby right there. Look at that precious couple. My neighbors got one. My neighbors got a Saint Bernard. And I think it's the cruel, cruelest thing that she has one in this fucking heat because we live on the sun. But that dog, that dog occasionally gets out and I'm the only one in the neighborhood that that is not afraid of it.
Speaker: Oh, man. I'm walking up my front door. He'll walk up my front door and just sit there. What's his name? His name is Omni. Omni? Omni. Yeah, we got him from the Amish. So I named him Omni. Oh, Omni. Got it. Yep. Nice. Look how adorable he is. Yeah. Omni. Say hey, buddy. Say hey. Omni. What's up, big boy? No.
Speaker: I don't know why I'm whistling. I didn't like he's here. Come here, buddy. Let me cut you. You gonna shake his hand like Tony did? He's five years old, and he's basically grew up at the beach. So he's been here almost his entire life. He's my buddy, man. He's a gentle giant. He flows between 170 and 180.
Speaker: Yeah. The very first one I had was one 99, six foot two. Oh, he's the biggest six foot two. Yeah. He was, man. My uncle used to breathe St. Bernard's when I was a kid.
Speaker: My uncle, his ex -wife, again, it runs in the family. Apparently, we don't pick very good ex -wives. I didn't either. There's a pattern here. It's in our lineage. It's in our bloodline. Now, he had a farm. They raised hogs in Angus. And he had St. Bernard's. And I used to be out with the St. Bernard's. Well, let's be honest.
Speaker: I was a Sasquatch. Not only was I racing, not only was I wrestling the St. Bernard's, but I'd wrestle the, the Angus's. What is the plural of Angus? I think it's just Angus. Was it just Angus? I think so. But I'd get out in St. Bernard's and just wrestle the shit out of him, man. Uncle would look at me like, you fucking giant retard. You're six. Why are you seven foot tall and 300 pounds?
Speaker: Yeah, they're they're fun dogs. It's hard. I said I'm going sometimes but they're gorgeous. Actually, you're right in the first place. Angus is. Angus is. Haha. Worked out so hard, you sons of bitches. Oh, no. Sorry. I read that wrong. I read as Angus says in some of his last name. Um Angus. Okay. There is no plural. So, I was right. There is no plural and it's like it's like geese.
Speaker: Help me some wrong. You don't say pieces you say multiple groups So it's just Angus for plural Angus Angus is the plural What's the non plural? Angus Angus is plural and singular boat. It's both normal and singular Welcome to America Yeah, no figure
Speaker: Why why why is this goofy bitch coming up on my YouTube recommendations? Toxic environments will make you toxic. No hanging out with toxic people will make you fucking toxic get goofy, bitch Let's be honest Well, let's be honest
Speaker: I know it just popped up in my recommendations on YouTube. Let's be honest. Hanging out with toxic people will make you toxic. It has nothing in the environment. It's just the people you associate yourself with. And I said, ass, associate yourself with. Yes. Literally. Bitch. No.
Speaker: you know they're listening because you know some other podcast here some other that two -faced toxic some some other streamer brought it up i didn't bring it up it just so happened to pop up more recommendations and i don't know why but i mean i just wanted to back check you and uh put the facts actually out there as to what it is
Speaker: to face and to be honest, we didn't bring it up. Fireman rich did you? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not going to let you put that evil on fireman rich. First and foremost, he is too. He is. No, I get that. I get that. But he did bring up the H word, but it was, it was more of a, Hey, where did you, it was more of a, like having fireman rich on here tonight. It was more like a, a,
Speaker: double -sided interview. We were interviewing him. He was interviewing us. So you cannot put that evil on fire, man. He's too pure a heart. I love fireman rich. I need to get him up here just so I can hear him curse multiple times. I'm just neither. Oh, we'll get it. We'll get it multiple times. I will corrupt you. Yes, fireman rich. I will corrupt you.
Speaker: Come into my web The doors open no, I got another but love for courage Rich is so pure heart. He's such a good dude there you know, I've been following and watching his
Speaker: his lives for a good minute. Now the guy, the guy is, I mean, he has, he will not shy away from the bullshit and he'll speak on the bullshit. But at the end of the day, man, he, he, he's just a big dude. He just wants to have fun and have a good time. I mean, he literally uses the hashtag. Oh, lady, help me out. PTSD. What does he call it? Um, PSTD. Oh God. Uh,
Speaker: like getting you to help me out here. What the hell did he, he turned PTSD into like a good thing. I shall track down your entire bloodline and destroy up all.
Speaker: P S I T I E. Let's start to the day. P S TD. Sorry, it's not PTSD, but P S TD. Positive start to the day. I like that. I will destroy your entire bloodline. There will be no more after mortal entity. We'll engage mortal combat. We only want mortal combat. Finish her.
Speaker: Oh, I don't like her like that. Oh, you mean killer. Okay. You must die. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. And Benji, you weren't here for this, but believe it or not,
Speaker: You know, you used to not like each other. Oh, my God. That was like you want to talk about an uncomfortable episode. These two yelling at each other. I'm just Tony and I are just like. I will hang doing Tony shows. It was like it was like firing gasoline, man. It was like water alone. Hmm. We did not like each other. But unfortunately, and I think I can safely say this.
Speaker: Now there are alliances. I think I can call her a friend. I think it's safe to say that we're friends, but now we, we, we both were guilty of falling into a narrative about each other. Sure. And it all came down to your, your both believe in the rumors that were being floated. And the problem is, is her and I are a lot alike. We're both, we're both two bulls. You know what I mean?
Speaker: And, and we have no problem saying how we feel or, or anything like that. And it wasn't until in the last few months, when finally there was an open line of communication and she started coming into the podcast more. And, and, and, and I wasn't taking digs at her just because, you know, I was starting to see more truth, but then now we have an open line of communication. It was like, you know what?
Speaker: Yeah, we both kinda fell into a spider web. So does that. It's a trap. Yeah. But - For real, general Akbar moment. And now the crazy thing is, it absolutely drives people insane that her and I are friendly, that we're friends. Yeah.
Speaker: I find that the funniest part. Because God forbid two adults have a conversation amongst themselves and put their differences aside and make apologies and move on and realize that whether I was in the wrong. Don't you know you're supposed to fight for the rest of your lives because that's apparently what you do on the internet. See, this is why, you know, things like this comes up and I am happy I'm not on social media.
Speaker: I agree. I don't believe everywhere because of the fact I, I, I, it would piss me off. I don't live in any social media, like at all, except Twitch. And I have this tiny little spot in social media, like tiny. That's it. Well, and that was the thing. I was being a feta narrative about you and I was being told all these crazy things that you were supposedly saying about me. And then I'm of the mentality of
Speaker: don't be a don't be a **** **** Don't be a **** I'm coming to say what you want to say to my face or essentially to my face because and that's where it all stems from was I'm not the type of person who's just
Speaker: If you got a problem with me, come and fucking say it. I mean, that's. Agreed. The open door challenge is, yeah, it's, it's A to have fun, but it's also, there's a part of that where if anybody has a problem with this show, come on, come on here. Stop hiding. Stop lurking. Stop being shady. Say your piece and see where it goes.
Speaker: Yeah, see life is so short though as soon as it gets uncomfortable I'm the phone count like I'm not gonna stay for the negativity. I'm the same way. I'm I agree Start to your day. I try to keep that all day long, right? Like I'm gonna stay for the next negativity because we all have lives to lead and we're not all gonna get along and
Speaker: There's no reason for me to stick around if it isn't going to work. I don't even care if it could maybe work. I'm not going to force it to work. I'm out. I'm not going to waste no time. I got a wife and kids. See you later. Bye. I'm out. I'm late for anything. Correct. I'm just the type of person where it's like...
Speaker: And that was the problem with like, you know, like I said, the great thing about the open line of communication that her and I have now is I, you know, like she said, she was like, I didn't really know or understand where my nastiness was coming from because she didn't know what I was being told. And I'm the type of person where I'm just super blunt, super honest, and I'm just going to fucking put it out there. And if you don't like it, then fucking say something or do something about it.
Speaker: And as we've been talking, as we've squashed that bullshit. Were you a dog story? He was just breathing. This is the dog story. We are a lot more alike than what we thought we were. I've seen your winner, Benji. That's fine. I can't even get him in. There he is.
Speaker: Where's he at? This is my buddy right here. Is that Bruno or is that a different one? This is Winston. Yeah, I don't know. He don't want to be on camera. He's like, fuck this shit around. He said, fuck me, get him out. He said, shit out of here. But you and I are a lot alike. But I was falling into the bullshit. I was falling into a narrative. And where I felt like I was sticking up for myself and sticking up for this show,
Speaker: It wasn't necessarily true. Right. Rumors got started and none of them were true. That was because we are.
Speaker: My thing is, is if we're not going to have a good time, we're not going to have no time. I'm the exact same way. I'm the first person to, if, if you got beef, if we're physically going to deal with it, I'm there. Let's do it. But if you just want to talk about it, I got better shit to do. Yeah. Yeah. Let's get it done right then or it's not going to happen. Let's just move on.
Speaker: Exactly. Because at the end of the day, at that point, it's hot air from a buffoon and I got Yeah, because I can wish you the best and I have anything to do with you. Right? Yeah. My favorite thing to do is when people get pissy with me and be like, Are you okay? Feel better now? Okay, bye. Well, no, it pisses them off because it doesn't it doesn't get under my skin because I'm like, you are an a flea in my universe. Because
Speaker: Your opinion is about the size of a flea to everything that I have going on. Sure. You never know what anybody has going on in their life. Benji, you know, you got two porches, you got the beautiful dogs, you got the wife, the whole nine yards. But for all we know, your life is crumbling around you. Yep, sure. And so when the way that comes across,
Speaker: Could come out negatively because you're you're looking for a fight. You're looking for I can't fight this I'm gonna fight something. That's why most people are I'm not that sure If if if I have a problem I am 100 % gonna fix said problem once that problem is done then I focus on something else But I can I can easily switch that off like if I'm arguing with my wife and then I get on the phone Chris or get on the podcast
Speaker: That argument is not even in my mind at the moment. It'll wait till after the show. Yeah, see, like, I'm the exact opposite. I'm not gonna waste any time. I just, I don't care enough to put forth any effort. If it's not there really quick, then I'm out. Like, I got shit to do, man. Yeah, the only one I'll sit and fight with over something important is my wife.
Speaker: Because A, she's the mother of my kids. B, she is my life partner. At the end of the day, if Chris and I argue, it's going to last what? 45 minutes, then it's over. Because one day we had an argument here on the show. By the next show, we were like, yeah, whatever. Yeah, Jeff and I've had arguments on this show. And at the end of the show, I'm like, you know, we in the show and, hey, love you, bro. Jeff's like, yeah.
Speaker: You know, whoever says it first, you know, we always, and you guys, however you want to think, I tell this man, every time I talk to him, I don't care if it's, if we're on the phone for 30 seconds, just like, Hey dude, I'm going to be late tonight. Okay. Don't worry about it. Love you, man. I'll see you on the show. I tell him every fucking day. I love this man. Every chance I get, I tell him I love him because it's not gay. It's not homosexual. I truly well,
Speaker: It's only gay if we lock eyes. You know, I'm just saying. He is my person. There's that. But, you know, in like the whole lady in a situation where she I fell into a narrative. I fell into the bullshit and and and and and the stories that were being told. And I'm the type of person that was like, I don't I don't have this in me. I just I'm very combative.
Speaker: you know, it is what it is. If you don't fucking like me, then stop fucking talking shit about me at the end of the day. And my last relationship before my fiance, before Nikki, I finally learned like, like you just said, you know, I've wasted so much time and energy, love and care and attention on people who just don't deserve it. I wish, you know, I have no fucks to give.
Speaker: If I don't fucking like you, then get the fuck on. I'm not going to hold back. Sure. Here's my thought behind anything. There are 6 billion people on the planet. I'm going to get along with some of them. I'm not going to get along with others. The ones I'm going to get along with, I'm going to hang out with them. The ones I don't get along with, fuck them. I don't care. There's 6 billion of them. And in all honesty, where I was talking shit, I know you were screaming. I know you were screaming. Yeah, you were.
Speaker: In all honesty, when all this shit happened, if her or I would have actually reached out to the other, then there probably wouldn't have been the problems or the, no, but the, the blow up on the show, blow up on the show or anything like that. But.
Speaker: I believe, and I believe this with all honesty, that blow up on the show was what was needed. Oh, shit. Hello. What's up? I know, right? You know me? I should learn. I always get sucked back in. It's all good. It's all good. Oh, I would also like to get sent. What clips do you want?
Speaker: I used to do this **** myself but I I can't work. I'm a blacksmith but I just quit my job now. I'm really **** You're a blacksmith. I did. That's a
Speaker: uh, unemployed, what's called what? No, no, no. Were you, were you learning or are you, were you full on? I did sprinklers for healthy and then I go in different big factory where the heat up water in these big, uh, kettles or whatever it's called. That's impressive. That's impressive. No, no, no. As blue collar workers ourselves. No, no.
Speaker: We have all your extremities. That's so nothing. Doubling, impressive. Yes. I was about to kill two men. You know, the the thing you have on your waist. So the tools don't drop down 100 meters. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They didn't give me that. And I was about to kill two people. I said, fuck this shit. Holy moly. I couldn't do this anymore. I was about to get killed myself too. Sure.
Speaker: Blacksmith it's okay. It's it's it's really good traveling work. So you travel just in general, right? I'm very unhappy today. I was in a meeting with job center and they say you just work we can't give you That money or anything. They can't help me the government really
Speaker: You know, and I'm like, what am I going to do? Like, uh, nothing. I have apartment. I got fixed pay. I'm going to be a criminal. Well, a lot of people in America who, who don't, who fall on part times, they usually turn heroin and it fixed. Yeah. No, listen, I'm a abuser. I have addictions, but, and it will, uh, take the happiness away from me and work and everything, all the dedication or, you know,
Speaker: I'm 23 young, but no, I really fucked up and I keep doing it. It's just a long pass to say I just want to have fun with my friends. Do you mind if I ask you what kind of addictions you have?
Speaker: Cocaine is getting into the picture. It will exist every day almost. It's really stupid. I did the last of my life. As long as you can afford it. That's the thing. That's the thing. And that's what I found out. I've been in public. But when I found out, yeah, I can make my own money and you can do that every day. Fuck yeah. That's what all blacksmiths do. We work and live together in camps and solve it. Holy shit.
Speaker: No, that's my choice. I'm not crying. I have a hard time finding the occasion to actually just find a new work or do some new things, find out things. I was like, my family got me into the business. Yeah. Yeah. It's all good. But you know. I agree. Thank you for letting me know.
Speaker: oh it's hilarious i'm loving it i'm loving the dog snore it's cracking me up it's never fucking ending in my house like it's literally this all the time i fight it i fight extremely hilarious because so so the wife just got this little cat and i don't even know its name i call it speed bump that thing literally falls asleep on my back when i sleep that's your wife's cat
Speaker: I see what you did there. I kind of walked into that one. There's this fucking thing Snores this thing is like this big it snores Okay
Speaker: but last night I was laying, I was laying in bed and I lay on my stomach when I sleep and I got up and this, yeah, here's that little fucker. Look at that. I lay on my bed, on my back. I only enjoyed your laying on the side and getting fucked, you know, but you're really a man if you lay on your fucking belly, man. I always put you on my belly. Good shit. That's a tiny little cat to me. You said it's snow. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, uh,
Speaker: I'm not a cat guy. I don't like that. I shoot cats. Look this thing. This thing working. This cat fucking stalks me. Yeah, when I'm here in the office working, he's he's pounding on these scratches on the door trying to get in. Yeah, I'm on the phone with clients and
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: I have a question. You're from Denmark. Is this true about the prisons? Is it true about the prisons in Denmark? That they're like fucking country clubs? It's all in the minority, baby. You know, it's all like the same system from where you're from in England and all this shit. But you know, I'm not a Freemason, but I know about it. I'm joking.
Speaker: But you know, it's all an agenda, it's all controlled from somewhere and it's in offices you don't even get to. Wow.
Speaker: drugs are bad. Ladies and gentlemen, this is why you don't do drugs. Yeah, I caught that one, Leggy. I caught that one. I was like, I'm glad that you were dancing with me right there. Yeah. Yeah. I caught the dance. I was just like, Jesus. I typed in the chat as soon as he was leaving, I was like,
Speaker: Interesting. You know, like, come in and you can hang out and whatever. But like, Kevin's fat. I want to strangle his little ass. But don't, you don't know us. Tell Jeff his son is first and foremost. Best of luck to that guy. How about that? What a strangle. Is that a fucking discord? Best of luck to him. Hopefully he gets his life strengthened out.
Speaker: Yeah. Wow. That was a he said a little bit of cocaine too. It's coming in the picture. There's no little bit of cocaine like like you can't say I just do a little bit of cocaine. Yeah. You don't just do a little bit. Like you don't just try sucking a dick, bro.
Speaker: No, we all we all seen the video, Dwight Howard. Anyone to see what is this? What is this goofy ass? What is this goofy ass? Everybody wants to ask about being tickled. I'm not pointing fingers, man, but I am doing the question if you could choose anyone.
Speaker: You're in your 20s, bro. Get your life together, man. Yeah, you're in your 20s. Calm down. Life is not that hard. We've all been there. Benji, how old are you again? I'm 42. We're all the same age. We've been there. We've had those low points in our life.
Speaker: but in your twenties. Oh yeah. It's a breeze. Oh, I was a mess in my twenties. I was, I was put fucking together in my twenties. It was ridiculous. I was a mess in my, I was my first house. I was all over. I was 21 had a kid at 22. I mean, I was, I had my Jesus. I didn't buy a house until what three years ago. I probably, probably on my fifth or sixth house I've bought.
Speaker: No, I was actually getting ready to buy a house until I had to come back. Shut up. I was actually, I was actually.
Speaker: I was actually getting ready to buy my first house before I had to come back to this God forsaken state of Ohio. Yeah. I think that's, that's, that's, that's your main thing is, is like you get to a certain point and then it's, it's start again. I was working for, I was working for a company for a company. You're next woman.
Speaker: You have to make me feel like fucking slacker. Jesus.
Speaker: You little hell decided to let Glick and Leggy be with friends. You guys fucked up. Leggy and Benji are so much better than Glick. This is how the Glick and Jeffs go here, folks. We're not supposed to get animals. That's just nonsense. You just can't come on here and make me feel bad.
Speaker: Actually, I don't want to see that. That's great. Benji. That's impressive. That's impressive. Because my 20s, I think I change jobs every month. Yeah, but I lived on my own in high school, too. Completely graduated. So did this motherfucker. So did this motherfucker. Yeah. I lived on my own in high school, graduated, and went straight into construction, then went into a warehouse job, bought a house.
Speaker: everything. We are all the same age. We are all old. Yeah. Geez. More toy enemies once again. No, I was you know, II moved out Jeff and I senior year at my parents house. Uh we were about a month into our senior year. I moved out. I have my own. I thought I had my
Speaker: But, um, and then that first bill came and he went like, thankfully my landlord, God, God rest her soul. She was an amazing woman. She was an older lady. Um, honestly, who is that older? Let's be honest. I will never forget her. Um, she, not as, not as old as Cody, but I will never forget her because I moved out of my parents' house. Uh,
Speaker: The day I turned 18, I was in a bad situation with my dad and my stepmom. I didn't know anything about bills. I didn't know how to budget money. I didn't know anything. And my very first landlord, she was an older lady. She let him work at all. One of the sweetest women I've ever met in my life. I will never forget her.
Speaker: And I fucked up and I didn't know any better. I was 18 years old and I was living on my own. I was still in my senior year of high school and I went to her and I said, you know, I told her flat out, I said, I think I made a mistake. I don't know what I'm doing. And she was like, don't worry about it. She said, don't worry honey.
Speaker: She said that woman and she taught me how to budget my money, pay my bills. And I had two jobs at the time. And I mean, I worked for a construction company and I worked for a corporation at the time. So I had money. It was just I didn't know any better. And you were spending it as soon as it came in. Even though you were making good money, you were still living paycheck to paycheck. She taught me how to budget, you know, how to put my money. You call that Biden economics.
Speaker: And I will never forget this woman for as long as I live because the things she taught me, I still do to this day. You know, I have a certain amount of bills, X amount of bills that I pay at a certain time every month. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. It's like clockwork. It's super OCD.
Speaker: And then the other part of my bills, I pay the second half of the month and it's like clockwork. No way of saying their butts about it. So, you know, I'm very grateful that I had somebody like her who came at my life at a very young age. In my twenties, I was a mess. My oldest daughter was born at 24 when I was 24.
Speaker: Uh, and that was kind of the, from, from like 19 to 23, I was, I was doing things that I've only got to in it and danced around with. But if you guys knew this entire story and the truth behind it, it was something you'd be like, Holy fuck. Yeah. And I don't put up a little bit, uh, last Friday night with lady and Jeeves to get a little bit more of an insight about me and.
Speaker: where, you know, a little bit more about my story and where, you know, what I've been through and what I've done. But there's certain things in my life that I don't put out there for a reason. But I was a mess in my 20s. And I met my ex -wife and we struggled. And we were doing the paycheck to paycheck thing and just adding the other thing.
Speaker: The first brand new car I ever bought was for her. We were still in a lot of debt and we moved to Charleston. I did everything I could. I fought to get us out of the hole we were in. And I stumbled into the job that I was in and I was able to not only get us out of debt, but then turn around for two years, buy a brand new car. And it wasn't a lease. We didn't lease cars. I ain't never leased a car in my life. I refused to lease.
Speaker: Um, so the point that when she left me, I went and bought a brand new fucking, I, you know, nothing. I didn't go buy it brand new Mercedes Benz or anything like that. You know, about a month or so after she left me, I bought a brand new Chevy. And well, then I had to come back to Ohio and I basically started all over again from where I was. And, you know, I feel like I've made a lot of, uh,
Speaker: And it wasn't like I didn't know any better. I knew how to budget my money. I knew how to compare things, but the rug got pulled out from underneath me. You know, I went from making again, like I said, well over six figures a year, uh, coming back to Ohio and dealing with our taxes and being quote unquote poor. You know, I was first year out. Wow. I think I made like $35 ,000.
Speaker: and even where i'm at now i live comfortably but i ain't nowhere near the money i made when i lived in charleston at the end of the day but you know i live comfortably i got a good job the pills are paid and uh you know i got a little bit of extra spending cash here and i can do stuff with the kids nikki and i can do stuff and you know and it's also nice that
Speaker: when I'm short, you know, she, she, she helped me out and doesn't make me feel like a piece of shit about it. Right. I feel like a piece of shit, but she doesn't, she doesn't can't get on. Right. Well, it was like, uh, I, I've always been terrible about money. I spend money like water, but, which is why when my wife and I got together and
Speaker: It's not it's very obvious once you meet my wife. She's way smarter than I am, which is not much, but but she's not really one of the worst. No, I get that. I get that. But she is literally one of the smartest people I ever met when it comes to money. Like she's been budgeting money, not just for herself, but like her mom's money back in the day when she was like 12. And so now every dime I make
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: you know, have that common sense person in your life. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Because I'm like, you know, it's only $50 ,000 for this, you know, is going to be a full blown ass. Yeah. 12 by 16 room. Yeah, exactly. No, no, I could tell I'm the kind of asshole. It's like, I only need one room in my house. The rest could be garage and let's go. Um,
Speaker: But my wife, very similar to Benji, she, because of when we actually started the podcast, I was technically a stay -at -home dad. My wife did all the work and she bought this out. She put the down payment in. I paid it off. But I've only been working full time for two years. And we are 100 % out of debt.
Speaker: just barely uh with the exception of the property we just bought which we still owe like i don't know 70 grand on but it's getting better and better every day nice i don't really have all it matters and i just found out the property we bought we're still paying what we paid for it we paid a hundred thousand dollars for it we owe 70 left but the property is doubled in value because they they're putting in a train
Speaker: that goes from Cancun to Merida in a big loop. And that train is 10 minutes from the land we bought. And it's being developed into a gated community. So it's already worked double what the community was. A big train going right through. Well, the thing is, Cancun and Mexico,
Speaker: if you're not close to something, you might as well not go. Like the fact that it takes me almost an hour to get to the mall, but I can walk there in the same amount of time. Whoa. Yeah. The traffic, the traffic here is a monster. Well, it's not, yeah, mopads are everywhere. Uh, well scooters. Um, but there is only one road
Speaker: there's only one road in town that you can actually possibly catch every green light. And the chances of doing it are about 95 to 10%. Unless the cartels moving drugs and then is hitting green light. No, believe it or not, believe it or not, doesn't happen as much in Cancun as it does the rest of the country. But
Speaker: in the morning, like the other day when I went to the consulate, Chris asked me, he said, how long does it take to get there? I said, with no traffic, I can get there in 20 minutes. With the traffic, it's an hour and a half. I literally live 20 minutes away from everything where I live. Well, everything I need day to day, I can walk to in 20 minutes or less. Yeah, same here.
Speaker: and Chris gives me **** because I I refuse to buy another car because I'm leaving in December and and it's like I don't need one. If I have to go farther away than I can walk, I can get a cab for three bucks. Don't even act like I've been giving you **** for like a month. You've been giving me **** for like a year about buying a car. It is **** for for like for like two god damn years
Speaker: Once again, I mean, I never go anywhere. If I never go anywhere, but if I need to go somewhere, I can get a cab for three bucks. All the shopping and restaurant needs that are restaurants and fast food, like a two minute drive from my house. And you drive there. You don't walk. Why would I walk? Actually, I love walking. I do too.
Speaker: I love the wall animal. I don't walk anywhere. I used to walk six to nine miles a day. I love some of the best time of my day is walking to go get a pack of cigarettes. I love it. Three are only two stories. He grabs his wallet in an inhaler. You ain't kidding boy. And I'll tell you what.
Speaker: If I could, I'd take an air conditioner with me because it's **** hot out there. Yeah. Three quarters of my buildings have elevators. You were those old neck fans? Yeah. I've thought about it because seriously, even today, today was muggy because it rained all day yesterday but just walking to the store today, I was like, good god, it's still hot. You gotta get one of those things called a car. Yeah, one of my properties, one of my properties has four buildings.
Speaker: And if I park, you could, you drive to each one from the far, from the far end of the parking lot of one of my buildings to the other end is like the, the no scratch zone, the no didn't zone at Walmart. I'll talk about at the very back of the parking lot. And I still got two buildings here and I'm from in this parking lot. I can, I'll walk to those two buildings, but if I have to go to the other two buildings, I'm going to, what are the other two parking lots?
Speaker: Those four buildings have, they're only two floors and they all have elevators in them. I don't walk up the stairs to the second floor. I get on the elevator. And if, and if I feel like somebody's looking at me and when I, when I push the button and judging me, I walk with a limp when I get it.
Speaker: But if I push the button and somebody's like, really? You know, I'd be like, oh my God, my knee, oh my back. Yeah. No, I don't care. That's the one thing my wife was saying the other day. One of the things my wife loves about me is that I don't give a fuck what people think. I'm fucking with it. No, I love. I like said the other day, my brother -in -law was like, hey, are you going to the store? I'm like, yeah. And he's like, can you get me this? I said, no, you want something you come with.
Speaker: But the rule the rule is if you're walking with me, I walk in dead silence That's my that's my alone time because with two kids That are eight and twelve. Oh my god, it's constant arguing So when I go out, I don't want nobody with me. I want I want I want 20 minutes of silence
Speaker: My alone time is in the car after I drop the kids off for school or on Fridays when I don't want to pick up the kids because their mom picks them up and on my way home, that's my alone time. That's my quiet time. Yeah. But your kids go with their mom. My kids are here all the time. Well, that's because their mom's never there and she, you know, and not very good mom. But like,
Speaker: Uh, she's basically an older sister. Yeah. But I mean, it was 12 and then got her pregnant at 14. It was not different times.
Speaker: I never had different times. I said secret time. I said secret time. Secret time. Yeah. I'm thirty one. She's fifteen. It is what it is. Yeah. Deal with it. She's in her prime. I told her the other day as I and and I'm sure you've said this to Nikki because I think we talked about before I told her
Speaker: You're not allowed to die before me. Well, I mean, I'm not going to make it without you. It's 21 years older than me, bro. I'm only 20. I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you you said that too. Like you said, click button, click button. Oh, your business out there. Call me a twat.
Speaker: No, like I could not live without my life. My wife. I just think that's all I do. I will bridge that motherfucker to Harvey. Look, it's not Nikki's fault that I'm 20 years younger than her. You know, it's not her fault. Look, baby. That you know, I watched Talladega Nights and I was like, I'm going to get me a tour.
Speaker: Speaking of Talladega Nights, did you see that one of the NASCAR drivers bought that house from Talladega Nights? He bought that house. However, I did see that, what's his name? Kevin, Mike, Mark, Bob, something in Squires.
Speaker: who has been the voice of NASCAR for years and Talladega who coined the phrase America's race does not have much more than days to live. Unfortunately, really that's terrible. So Kevin Harvick, he bought the Ricky Bobby mansion from Talladega nights. I believe so. Uh, let me see if I can find it.
Speaker: I've done a bunch of work in Marshall. How old is Nikki S. Leahy? How old is Nikki? I don't think I've asked for it. North Carolina. Yeah, I would know that, but it might be in Mooresville or Concord. Wait, Cornelis? Cornelius. Cornelius, Concord, Mooresville, that's all NASCAR country right there.
Speaker: Yeah. I don't know what he paid for it. Good on Kevin. I like him. Mickey's 42. I'm 22. Yeah, I believe that now. I don't know what he paid for it. There's goddamn in the car. I know I put her there. She's my little things. Hey, $10 million for it.
Speaker: well yeah i did some work in morseville at this uh dentist uh dentist guy is doctor um and this house is okay but i had to pass a nascar guy's house this dude owned a compound it wasn't a house it was a compound i was a dealer this is the house dude boy that's a nice one
Speaker: as gorgeous. Yeah. You get Concord, Canillius, uh, Lake Wiley, Mooresville. That's all NASCAR money. Yeah. Well, as I say, it was the compound. Was it, uh, our genius? No, I don't know whose house it was, but the dam, the, uh, like the guest house was bigger than my regular house. Yeah. Have you ever seen, have you ever, have you ever seen genius compound, dude?
Speaker: Now he's out in Mooresville. No, I've never seen, I think he lives out in the country. Oh yeah. He lives out in pole. Dunk ass nowhere. Dude, his car, I don't usually go out to those kinds of places in Mooresville. Usually I'm going to like, um, like Trump owns a bunch of stuff. It's called Trump something out there. Um, Braille or barley school road. I do a bunch of houses out in there. It's all about the lake.
Speaker: Uh, have you heard about this Airbnb houses all the time? I don't, I'm not going to lie though. I think Benji must've had an easy life. He looks about 10 years younger than the rest of us. This is an Airbnb you can rent. Shut up, Jeff. We're talking about something else. Calm down. Calm down. Pump your brakes, bro. That's fucking awesome. It's got a racetrack on it. Yes.
Speaker: Yeah, a lot of those guys race go -karts. Yeah, look at it. It's right there. Benji, Benji, Benji came from a real nice family. His mom and dad and really didn't have like working hard ass working class parents. We were, we did not have a whole lot of money. He probably went to some weird private school with all white people. You know what's so funny? My parents actually work at a private school. I was never lucky enough to go to it.
Speaker: Now, Benji just had a good head on his shoulders. You know, I got to say, Benji, you know, I got a love for you. These are just jokes. You got a good head on your shoulders. I was just, my problem was for me, I was a wild cat. I was a wild cat. And Jeff knows. You know, Jeff knows me when I was in high school. I was a high head. You know, Jeff, Jeff,
Speaker: Literally watch me we used to do these goofy ass Body -to -body matches we used to trade we sounds like a lot of people motherfucker. I never did that shit No, you didn't do I'm talking about our whole class. Oh great and Quote on quote the toughest Dude he was about as tough as a feather
Speaker: Yeah. Other than the fact that he looked like Slim Shady and he was from the country and he thought he was fucking good as hell. Even Casey was afraid to do body body match. We used to trade punches. I was, I was just a Neanderthal. I'm a meathead tough guy. Like have you ever watched knock around guys with Vin deal Vin Diesel was in knock around guys.
Speaker: And, and they went to that country as podunk ass bar. Yeah. First was the country guy that Vin Diesel beat up. No, no, I was Vin Diesel. Cause I talked like all the time and I'm like that weird combination of country and ghetto, you know, like I lived in the hood and I lived in the ghetto until I was 12 years old.
Speaker: And then because of. That's what I lived in when I was in Ohio. Yeah, circumstances. I had to go live with my dad and I and then I spent the next six years in the country. So I'm bougie and I'm and I'm ghetto. Don't fuck around like. Here, I'll tell you, I grew up in a really crappy town in Ohio. It's called Aberdeen, Ohio. You can look it up. I know where Aberdeen is. It's I know Aberdeen.
Speaker: Yeah, it's a shithole. That's where I grew up. I grew up. I grew up in a town. If you blink, you'll miss it. Yeah, my family, my family was from a tiny ass little town. I up until I was 12, I was probably in at least 20 different schools.
Speaker: My mom was God rest her soul. Mom, I'm not speaking to ill of you. Just so you know, for real, my mom's dead. So don't think it's just me playing on the narrative of me growing up in an orphanage or anything like that. My mom is really dead. My mom is actually dead. Um, but she was a mess. She was a drug addict. She was a hypochondriac, whatever. Um, I don't know. I had probably been in 20 different schools. Um,
Speaker: Um, um, you guys might not get that reference, but we definitely, um, but, um, a really bad incidents or an incident when I was 12 forced me to go live with my, with, with, with pops. Um,
Speaker: And it is what it is. And then I moved to the country. I literally moved to Podunk at Snowhere, Ohio. And to this day, that's home to me. Like, I would love to move back there. I would love to take my kids back there. I would love for my kids to go to school there.
Speaker: The downside is that if I were to do that, I have a 45 minute to an hour drive to work every day. That's the sacrifice I'm 100 % willing to make though for my kids. But that's the first place I called home. That's home to me. I hate Ohio. I hate being here. This is not home to me. But if I have to be in Ohio and I have to be anywhere in Ohio, that's where I wanna be.
Speaker: I'll probably never go back to Ohio again. I haven't been in 10 years and I have no desire to go back again. Well, in joke, look at us.
Speaker: mortal enemies within jokes. This is a picture of my hometown that was taken three weeks ago. It was a cigarette factory. It's quadrupled in size since I've been... Hey Jeff, can you look up a drone picture of Bladensburg, Ohio? Oh my god, that's where you're from?
Speaker: That's where I'm from. Blaine's regard. If I have to be here, that's home to me. But I've never felt like Ohio was home to me. When I was in South Carolina, that was home. That was the first place I've ever felt in my life that was home to me. Here's a fun fact about me. This is pretty neat. So me, my stepdad, and George Clooney was all born in the same hospital. George Clooney is a sexy son of a bitch.
Speaker: Yeah, his parents still live in the same town. He goes back every once in a while. Yeah. So where I lived in Ohio, I could see across into Kentucky and see the hospital I was born in. My stepdad and George Clooney played on the same baseball team. It was pretty nice. I was only a few years shy of playing football against Luke Perry. Nice.
Speaker: Uh, I got East Knox. What about the drone there to take a picture? Um, yeah. Yeah. Yep. He went to Belleville for a short time for a short time. Home of the pretties. Yep. Or is Howard. So
Speaker: I see. I can. There is no drone footage. I promise you if you if you pull up a map of Ohio. Actually, there is a map here and you look at Bladensburg. It literally looks like sneeze and that's Bladensburg. It was a budget. Oh, I just found it. That was what Belleville looked like when I was there.
Speaker: That's Howard. That's Howard today. It still looks the same, bro. Jesus Christ. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Pull up that picture. Give me a large picture. I'll tell you what everything is. You give me a full size picture. I will literally tell you what everything is. It's a general store in our general hospital. Yeah. All in the same location. One second.
Speaker: If you get me a full size picture, I will literally tell you everything that's in it. The only difference about Howard now from when I graduated is the elementary school is beside the high school. And there's a dollar general. That's not Howard. Of course there's a dollar fucking general.
Speaker: Oh, that's. Oh, that's Williamsburg. That's Williamsburg. This is this is right here. This is 586 right here. Yeah, it's a different. It's a different side of Williamsburg. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. This is the whole town. This is the whole town. This is where I'm from. This is the whole town. Okay. So what's on the road? I wonder what the rest of it done. Hold on a second. Hold on. Where are we at? This is flipped. Okay. It's flipped. This is the backside of town. This red house and everything out and everything right there.
Speaker: This is the back. Is it the next? Oh, no, you didn't get it. So just just before this just before this red house is the old elementary school, this white building. I don't know why I'm pointing at it like you guys can see. I was going to say like you're pointing. So literally putting your finger to the screen. I still am. Shut up, Jeff. So there's a white building right here where you can see a black car. That's the gas. They put that gas station in my junior year of high school just past the gas station.
Speaker: is a family diner, which has been there for like a hundred years. And then there's a general store. The general store is now closed down. This road, this, this intersection right here, I don't know why I'm at the fucking screen. Like you guys saw it, that the intersection right there, if you go down that intersection about a mile, mile and a half, there's a little gravel road. And that's where I grew up at.
Speaker: So just pass the gas station and the general store in the diner. There's a bridge. We call it rainbow bridge. There's a little cemetery just past the, not a little cemetery, but there's a cemetery. That's where I grew up at. One of my, actually this intersection right here, intersection right there. One of my friends in high school and junior high who in high school, strangely, she looked a lot like Jennifer Anderson. She grew up right there at the house on the corner.
Speaker: Those intersections had yield sides in them. That was my hometown. That's my hometown. The other side of that road paid them four people. They actually have the road paid first and foremost because that road was not paid when I lived there. I'm sure it wasn't.
Speaker: Holy **** dude. That's how you said it was, you know, that was a leaving town. Dude, you were leaving and coming into that town at the same time. It's so it's it's it's very similar to Bellville when I went there. When I went there, if you blinked, you missed it. We had two stoplights. One at the beginning of town, one at the end of town and the only reason is because it was on a **** highway. It was Highway 13. They couldn't afford the **** power bill for a stoplight in that town right there.
Speaker: I mean, it's a son out there. They had to filter a son to us. I'm sure. Yeah, I grew up in middle and just like I'm from Belville. Belville was a big city compared to where I grew up at. It is. Well, Belville's most famous thing was. I can tell you everything just from just from a drone view of Howard, Ohio. I can tell you everything that is right there in Howard, Ohio.
Speaker: middle of nowhere, fucking Ohio, man. Everybody's like, I'm from a small town. You ain't from Bladensburg. You ain't from Howard. Where are you from? Oh, I'm from, uh, I'm from, uh, yabba dabba do and allow maybe I should let me phrase that like 70 % of where I'm from.
Speaker: They were all family. There was like four families. I was going to ask you, how did the Brady mom? Your mom's your dad and your dad's your brother. We're not Alabama Roll Tide like that. We're not West Virginia Whittaker's. But no, it was just the families that been there since Jump Street since 200 years prior. That was your first street. Yeah, I was an outsider. It wasn't even a street, it was a stuff.
Speaker: Yeah, that's right. And we had Amish all around us. I mean, my first job was with the Amish. I worked for the Amish for four years. And I started building... That's badass, actually, though. I mean, I worked a few Amish in the back of that day. Amish girls worked hard. Amish girls worked hard. Amish girls worked hard.
Speaker: I'm not. I'm going to say that a lot of girls are great. Y 'all nasty bitches. I know y 'all won't see this, but your little bitches, y 'all some nasty freaks. Y 'all some freaks. What up? What up though? I see you. I've been there a couple times.
Speaker: fuck that, I'm a city girl. Jesus, like, there's fuck on there. There ain't shit there. It's country as hell, lady. That's what I'm saying, man. I grew up, like, my hometown is country as fuck. That's what I tell people. I confuse the shit out of people because I spent so much time in the city and the ghetto and the hood, but I'm a country bumpkin. I'm a country bumpkin through and through. My family, my family, my entire family,
Speaker: My mom, my dad, my aunts, my uncles, they were all born and raised in this little ass town in Ohio. It was a little ass village, right? Everybody knew everybody and now it's blowing up and you've seen Johnstown now. It's actually, it's not even a village anymore. It's now a town officially, it's borderline a city. But, you know,
Speaker: Don't like the city like where I live now is in the city But it's got a small -town feel to it. Sure. They're near near there Nick has always been a small town But it's blown up over the years American Heath In small towns, even though they've gotten bigger and they've expanded and they've grown John That's just on
Speaker: Oh wait, that is not Johnstown. That is not Johnstown, Ohio. That's Johnstown, PA. No, that's Johnstown, Ohio. No, it's not. It says right here, Johnstown. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Oh wait, yeah, it is. That's Bell. It's got, why am I pointing the screen again?
Speaker: Uh, upper right -hand corner, that's bell gas station across the street is these, these, the cluster of buildings in the lower left -hand corner. Them buildings have been there for damn near 200 years square. Yeah. I don't know. Um, but, um,
Speaker: That's where I fuck people up. And that's why I get along with everybody. It doesn't matter if you're from the country or if you are from the city. I literally get along with everybody because that's me. I'm country and I'm city, you know? Like there's Jeff literally like six inbred generations is from Belleville. Jeff's mom and dad have been together since they were like 12. My dad's from Coosville. They have 75 kids together.
Speaker: My dad's from Coolsville, Ohio. That's basically Coolsville. What? Coolsville's not even a real thing. That's where Scooby Doo is from, you jackass. Really? Are you sure about that? Yeah. Scooby Doo is from Coolsville, Ohio. Small city is half a million people. Wow. It used to be they were...
Speaker: Yeah, that's Coolville. That's from Scooby. Yeah, that's where my dad grew up. Coolville. Actually, you know who else from Coolville? Tom motherfucking Tinney. My dad and Tom Tinney went to school together. They hated each other. Did you say that? That was supposed to impress my dad. That was hilarious. I got even impressed by that.
Speaker: And I know who Tom Tenney is. This is Coolville. Is Tom Tenney dead? I don't think so. I think he's really old as fuck. I mean, I thought he was dead when we were in school. It will stay alive as long as you and I are alive. This is Coolville now. It's just a loop.
Speaker: Yep. You go in and my great, my great grandpa's farm. It is not even on here. That is not a small city or a small town or anything like that. Now dad grew up there in the fifties. I'm talking to like, she's like, I'm used to being able to go for a pint of milk at 4AM. If you need to milk at 4AM, you got to go milk a cow. You had to go milk a cow.
Speaker: Oh, you ain't never milked a cow? You know how I know you ain't never milked a cow? Because you live in the town of half a million people. Turn that dumb bitch sideways and take it a big old drink or straight from the Uter. Half a million. That's a big, that's big. That's huge. Half a million is huge. Yep.
Speaker: When I was in Belleville, there was 2 ,000 people in the whole town. Do you remember when Mount Vernon got Walmart and it was 24 hours a day?
Speaker: And where I grew up at was about the same distance from Belleville to Mount Vernon. It was about 45 minutes, half hour, 45 minutes. That was when we got Walmart in Mount Vernon, that was huge. Not just from Mount Vernon, but for an entire fucking county, y 'all.
Speaker: Like the entire County and some surrounding counties because, uh, what Blanton County is Mansfield or Mansfield and Belville. Richland, Richland County. So Richland and Knox County. Well, we got a Walmart. That's not any Walmart, ladies and gentlemen, a super in Mount Vernon. That was big for both Knox and Richland County. Well, Richland County.
Speaker: I think Knox got the first Walmart and then riffled him at the second, like two years later. Yeah, that was huge. No, what really blew people's mind was when Costco came to Richland County. We don't have our Costco in Knox. No, that's a small city. Dude, no, it's not even a city. We're not from the city. We're from Pogo, fast, nowhere.
Speaker: Jeff and I are from Podunk ass. No, like I said, the town I grew up in right now has 4 ,000 people. When I went there, it was 2000 five to 6 million people. Wow. I didn't know that. What is the population of Ohio? Just out of curiosity. Let me see.
Speaker: Let's see. Ohio has 11 .78 million people in 2021. Michigan is 10 .5. 10 .05. Indiana is 6 .8. I'm trying to see. So, if you go back to the... That's pretty low for Indiana. I expected more.
Speaker: When Chris and I graduated, it was 11 .3 million people. In Ohio? In Ohio. Right now it is 11 .7. It hasn't grown very much. No, y 'all have a lot of people to exit out. Oh, oh, wait. I want to say, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Edinburg. Oh. Edinburg is a small city with about five to six million people. How many people are in Ohio again, Jeff?
Speaker: 11 .7 There's no way in hell that you guys have that many people in one city on a tiny island I'm gonna get only get it for fucks sakes or oomph or a twat for that color
Speaker: the whole country of Scotland. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Speaker: Scotland has people. That's the city she's speaking of. Oh, I was in, I was in ladies Instagram live last week. Do Jeff, uh, Ben, you would probably appreciate this too. You should have seen some of the buildings that were, that were downtown where she was the architecture and the old ass book. It was gorgeous.
Speaker: Yeah, they're overseas and they have some really nice stuff. I love, I'm a sucker for architectural building, like works and the buildings and stuff like that. I'm such a huge sucker for that shit. And I just popped in just to say hi. And she was showing this building and I cannot remember what it is. So help me here.
Speaker: But it was such a beautiful building. And then she, then she showed me the hospital where she was born at. And that was, that was, that was a beautiful building as well. And then the university was right across the street. But I'm such a sucker for architect. And this is one of the reasons I want to go into like Europe.
Speaker: I want to go to the UK and Scotland and Ireland and Germany and, and all those countries just for the architecture. I'm such a nerd for that shit. Oh, I'm going to say for that shit. That's why I can't wait until passport comes in. We get tickets. So just put the camera on your face. There we go.
Speaker: Don't side with her binge. Your team nonsensical. Don't, don't side with her. I didn't, I showed up. Same here. I decided to take my chances tonight. Don't think I'm not reading the comments, you sons of bitches.
Speaker: Mm hmm. You guys next thing I know you guys are going to have a team hate Glick group. Benji don't like Glick. Like you don't like Glick. You're both my mortal enemies. I'm going to Ohio and start taking out your bloodlines. I think the guy who doesn't like you within a private chat. Did you see that? Yeah, yes. I laughed and hit click off. Homeboy was a mess. Yeah. You reused this court. We didn't talk about it. He called me up.
Speaker: This is not me saying it. Anybody who's here in the replay, this was Andy Watt, who was in our show from Denmark. I don't know. He was talking about a slur, but he dropped it. He dropped a serious gay slur. It's the F word with the double G and a hard T at the end. You do that cocaine. I like like I don't know. You just you're not good, bro. Like.
Speaker: I mean, sometimes it makes sense just to go to bed. It's just I won't say that. Speaking of that, I do need to get to bed. You're a vagina. Yeah. Well, I have to get up so early tomorrow and I haven't slept for shit the past two days. No, it was in the private chat like what a sweat.
Speaker: Yeah. I haven't even heard from Nikki in hours and I messaged her. She must have got busy. Yeah, she did.
Speaker: I asked for that because your wife's huge. Yeah. She went from you to huge baguettes. I mean, have you seen the size of a baguette, Jeff? I'm just saying there's no reason. I'm not surprised she keeps going. I'm not going to eat one. I'm just telling you. I got to go take my purse out of the mall and I got to get to bed. I got to work tomorrow. It's going to be crazy.
Speaker: You hang out with Benji I'm going to bed I'm pretty boring We didn't do any music tonight by the way
Speaker: You did not take a break tonight, by the way. Just you ladies and gentlemen. And I uploaded three brand new songs. I saw that. I saw that because every I could only add one thing. And as soon as I'm done, if I want to add a second thing, I have to delete the other first thing. And one of the songs was because Saturday night while we were alive. What the fuck is this?
Speaker: I'm more like a hot dog bun. transgender. Oh, hot dog bun, as opposed to a baguette. They're more like a slider, bro. Oh, White Castle sliders. I'm offended. I'm offended. I don't care. Go get your fucking coloring book and a warm milk and a goddamn puppy.
Speaker: your pussy. Got a kitten upstairs. Does that count? Oh yeah, it counts. Where is Sir Pooh Swat when I need him? However, however I have been doing, since the cat ends up in my office while I'm working, my wife will knock on the door and I'll open the door and we'll go,
Speaker: the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist. And she's like, you're an idiot. I'm like, you fucking brought a cat into this house. I'm going to use this option. You should do that and go one million dollars. Come Mr. Bigglesworth. No, I had I had I had I had brand new music uploaded by
Speaker: to Breath of My Leaves, who was in a lady played their song and jukebox jury Friday night and then Saturday they were actually commenting because I'm like some people, I'm like some people, I gave them a hit
Speaker: And they thanked me for liking their song, I think, for giving it a hit. And then we were talking, we've been talking the last couple of days, and they said we'd like to play their music. And they're like, yeah, absolutely. And this goes back to the fact of, and I gotta say, I gotta be honest, I didn't say this earlier, and this was before I was starting the podcast.
Speaker: Well, good of you to see me, Mr. Ball. I'm going to do that tomorrow. And this fucking cat, because this cat will literally jump up on my lap and just pass out. So as my wife knocks on my door, I'm like, thank you for coming to see me, Mr. Ball. You know, I've been I've been tossing around the idea of doing a music show because, you know, I've been yelled at a lot. They they want
Speaker: And you guys get it every Monday. At the end of the day, you guys get it every Monday. You get, and I don't know where you assholes are at at the end of the day. Kind of hurts my feelings a little bit. Actually, it really doesn't hurt my feelings. I don't care. But you guys get it. Every Monday, you get me a little solo action flick, if you will. But I've been tossing around the idea.
Speaker: I think you came up today like you and I were talking about it. About me doing the music. You been tossing all right. Yeah. Tossing that salad. It used to be vegan. Sometimes you got to toss the salad. Sometimes you got to toss the salad. I like my dressing on the side.
Speaker: on the side. A little reach around salad dressing. But, you know, I've been thinking about, you know, the whole, the whole solo show, different show. And you guys know me with music and whatnot. And actually, like, Nicki's been kind of getting on me, too. So both of them combined. And then
Speaker: the whole mixed cloud. The whole mixed cloud thing this morning. I was like, yeah. Dusty's bunk salad. Yeah. Oh, does these bunk salad dressing. Hashtag powder dressing. It's just water, baby. Yeah.
Speaker: you know water or saliva it's a pee so no so i think i'm gonna i think i'm gonna i think i'm gonna i don't know why it's so funny but it is
Speaker: God damn creepy for no reason. That's what makes it funny. I think I am going to create a not sensible nonsense mix cloud account. And instead of doing another show of me talking, I'm just going to play music.
Speaker: little intervals, introduce the artist. Um, but it's, it's going to be, uh, unsigned up and coming, you know, yeah, I see where you're going there. That makes sense. Uh, and, and, and then, you know, in between songs have my two cents and shout out to chatters and anybody who's watching and it's going to go from there. Uh, because at the end of the day, I feel like I listened to really good music. So.
Speaker: I like some people who this don't came out 30 years ago. Hey, you know what? Don't fucking knock the 90s motherfucker because I still listen to all of it. I like a lot of 90s songs too, but there are some songs that came out in the 90s that even the 90s nobody cared about, let alone in 2023. They're still not going to care about. Don't mess with snow.
Speaker: Exactly. Classic. I thought you was bringing up that Denmark guy again. He was channeling him. He's channeling him. I can't talk to that guy but you know, he kind of really hurt my feelings when he was kind of all over the map.
Speaker: He was all over the map, but he kind of hurt my feelings. I asked him about the prisons in Denmark, and he was like, it's all a little money ran. And I was like, Call me that. Did you hoot him or did he just leave? Oh, I booted it. Chris is like, Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I wasn't playing with my beard. Jeff got the signal. I did not understand what the hell was going on. I was like, Oh, boy.
Speaker: Yeah, no, he's usually pretty good with accents, but that was like accent from the slur. You can come in here and be as fuck, be drunk as fuck. But I'm the only other than Jeff, I'm the only one allowed to talk shit about his kids. Exactly. And I will be Kevin's ass, by the way, he might be 25 by the time I beat Kevin's ass, but I'll beat Kevin's ass. Fucking fucking monopoly board. I'll be like Kevin.
Speaker: I don't know what it is with with with you, your pops, everybody. I get notifications at two o 'clock in the morning. Pops just attack your **** I'm like, what the **** is that? And I tell my wife and she's like, that's monopoly. I'm like, oh my god, you guys are dorks. Yeah. Kevin or or Michelle or whoever they beat the hell out of Pops's board.
Speaker: I'll, I'll be playing a monopoly and it'll come up. I was hitting it up. I was like, go after Scott, go after Scott. It'll come up for like a shutdown and pops will pop up and it'll be like, it'll, it'll be your face on all. And I'm like, yeah, you don't want to smack him in the mouth just because, you know, but, uh, I kind of feel bad. Any, anything that says click on it, they're attacking. They're just like, go get it, go get it. They get Tony too. They get Tony too.
Speaker: I've seen that as well. I don't play at all. No, I mean, but my wife, what she'll do is she'll send the kids like these, uh, she'll send it through WhatsApp and it's like codes and you click on the link and it'll give them like a thousand fucking dice rolls. You don't have to lie. I would love to see your bank account. No, honestly, not a dime.
Speaker: because I've already, I've already, I have nothing on my phone attached to my account for the simple fact. I'm the first assholes like, God damn it. Did I just click that? That was a thousand dollars. Yeah. Bring it in Amazon. Put it over there. We deleted it. Why the fuck you lying? We didn't like a long time ago.
Speaker: No, honestly, I don't I don't play that game at all. I know you don't play them. The three of them are fucking obsessed. I guarantee you they're playing right now. I haven't got any. We were at a restaurant the other day and the three of them. Dad, can I use your phone? Yeah, Michelle's got the dad wipes on her fucking iPhone and Kevin's on my phone all playing Monopoly. I'm like, you guys are weird. I'm going to eat my fucking sandwich. Leave me alone. Yeah, like I said, the only thing I play is.
Speaker: Nicky and I play together. So I mean, it's like we play together. We don't want to attack each other's villages or anything like that. But it's one of those things where we'll be laying in bed back here, watching true crime and play a monopoly together. And she needs a card that I have for finding the card. Yeah. Tony is all about connected with people and trading cards, man. She's got almost all of them.
Speaker: Yeah. It's ridiculous. I'm like, you guys are dorks. You know, look, like last night I learned something and it kind of. No, it upset me last night. We, the power went out last time because one of the transformers down the road, somebody hit it with their car. And, uh, so we're, we're, we're sitting in and they like to do this thing. You, you name a line for, say a line from a movie and everybody has to guess the movie.
Speaker: And I said, death would be a great adventure, which is from Hook. And my wife was like, I've never seen that. I was like, are you serious? You've never seen Hook? Rob Williams is Hook? It's only 19. Shut up. Shut up, people.
Speaker: What do you mean you've never seen? What do you mean you've never seen Hook? So as soon as the power came back on, I searched for Hook on every streaming service, found it on Prime. I said, we're watching this while we eat dinner. That's a good movie. I love that movie. Dust in Office. You know Glenn Close is in it. Is Hook really that good of a movie?
Speaker: Yes. Robin, anything Robin Williams is amazing. Well, last night was the first time I watched it and I realized that CGI is not as good as it used to be. Hold on a second. Ben, did you say it's not gay? No, I did not say that at all. Oh, I didn't. It's a good movie. Yeah, it's a good movie for back in the day. Yeah, but it doesn't hold up.
Speaker: That's OK. Held up, held up pretty good. The CGI when when when. Tinkerbell is talking to hook about give me three days with him and I'll turn him back in a pan. You can actually see how bad the the the CGI is. Your kids, but Benji's kids are like 30 and 35. Wow, I love that.
Speaker: I love that movie. We watched it last night. I enjoyed the show. I have not seen that movie. I don't even think my kids have seen that movie. It has been. It's not a go to, but if I'm going to watch something, Peter Pan, I'm going to watch that. Dustin Hoffman, Robin Williams, Julia Roberts, like I said, Glenn Close is in it. And if you blink, you'll miss her.
Speaker: And even when the camera is directly on her face, you don't even recognize her. You know what, lady lady, you, you, mine's your business. It's 20th on the tree. I came out of the closet a long time ago. I've been in and out of that closet a few times. I am not afraid to tell a man that they're a beautiful,
Speaker: God damn fucking beautiful man We just we just lost we just watched lost boys last night Michael lost boys Oh Michael really
Speaker: Oh, I would do the young keeper, a young keeper. Yeah, but he wasn't. He was still like 37. I don't care. Keeper. So in that movie is a good looking cat. Michael can open mouth kiss the hell out of Michael. I'm not moving Michael. Really, Michael. What are you saying? What are you thinking about? Oh, boy. Christians later.
Speaker: I'm a saxophone from from Lost Boys. Yeah, he and I were talking about that because I just seen a YouTube video. It was an interview not too long ago, like in the last year, sexy saxophone guy from that movie. He didn't know homeboy still looks amazing.
Speaker: Does he? Oh, yeah. He rocks that saxophone. He don't fuck around, man. Tony Capelow or something like that. Homeboy still looks amazing, but he did this interview and they taught and he was talking to this lady about when they were filming that movie. Feldman and. And Haim. We're like 14 years old.
Speaker: And Corey Haim invited everybody back to his hotel room, everybody on the cast. I mean, everybody on the cast back to his hotel and they were having this huge fucking party. Yeah, you are.
Speaker: What do white people talk? I'm just saying. Everybody back to his hotel room. They were partying and having a good time. They were being loud and obnoxious and somebody called the cops.
Speaker: And sexy sax saxophone guy was like 14 year old Corey Haim answered the door. There were these two grown ass police officers grown ass men. Right. And he's like in less than two minutes. 14 year old Corey Haim had both of these police officers wrapped around his finger.
Speaker: to the point where they were like, hey, you guys have a great night. Everybody be safe. And let's bring the noise down a little bit. And Cory's response was, I'm sorry. We'll try to be a little bit more quiet for the rest of the guests. The cops left, Cory shut the door, and they went right back to what they were doing without an incident. The rest of the night. The Cory's back in the 80s, but the boys were huge.
Speaker: They were, they did like 50 fucking movies. How many movies did the Corey's do? They didn't do that many. They did license to drive. They did, um, they really only did like maybe five movies together. More than that. They did that dream a little dream.
Speaker: Oh, um, I know what you're talking about bear with it Later pump up the volume was great. Oh god. I love that fucking movie Bitch is like what the hell
Speaker: What kind of movie? You're outside of horror movies. What are you into? What did you grow up watching, man? What was the Corey fans? Oh, I like them. Okay. They did The Lost Boys. They were in Blusted. How the hell? First and foremost, how in the blue hell did Fred and Ben Savage wind up with two of the hottest
Speaker: women know any man in their forties had a crush on either Winnie Cooper and or Topanga. And I had a crush on both. Yeah. But, you know, but my love, my love will always go to, uh, and Benji, you're a horror fan, correct? You know, Danielle Harris says,
Speaker: that doesn't ring a bell. She was in when Halloween went way left a fucking center and did like season of the witch and stuff like that. Danielle Harris was Michael's niece. OK. She has my love. I was never Kelly Kapowski guy. I was always into Jesse. I love me some leads to Turtlewood.
Speaker: but I ain't mad at it. Yeah, I ain't mad at it. Oh, I love these leads. Sure. Yeah. So the Lost Boys, dream a little dream, blown away. National of the World's Dream 2 busted and wolf on campus. They made a sequel to Dream a Little Dream. I had no clue either. I bet you don't know any of them damn movies. Yeah, I mean, I've watched them all, but I didn't know there was a sequel to Dream a Little Dream.
Speaker: I did not either. I didn't like the first one. I didn't like the first one. Jamie Lee Curtis can still get it to this day. I'm just saying. I'd like to stab her. I'm out on there. I'd like to have Billy Curtis over there. She looks rough on the bear. Have you seen her in the bear? In the bear? Yeah.
Speaker: I don't even know what that is, but I've seen her in the bear. Yeah, yeah. You know the TV show, Shameless, right? Yeah. Yeah. OK, the character, Lip, he has a new show called The Bear. Oh, is that where he's a chef or something like that? Yeah. Yeah. Fucking fantastic show. Jamie Lee Curtis plays his mom. Is it good? Oh, does she work? Yeah, she looks rough in it, man. Well, yeah, she does look kind of rough.
Speaker: I don't care. Jamie Lee can get it from the back at most. That's it. OK, so, you know, you know, that you know, that guy, that guy from the bear and lip from Shameless, you know who his his grandfather is? Yeah, I will. He won't say himself. No, Willie Wonka himself. Fucking Gene Wilder. Gene Wilder is Gene Wilder. Hello. Hey, boys.
Speaker: I had a white woman at Gene Wilder. Gene Wilder had one, one role ever. In real life? In real life. Hey boys! Look what I got here! Hey, where are the white women at? But if you watch that clip and you look at Gene Wilder's face, he looks
Speaker: They are related. I don't know if it's grandfather or great -grandfather. I heard. Oh, my gosh. Calm down. We're not. I love Jamie Lee Curtis. I've had a crush on Jamie Lee Curtis ever since I was what I still think Jamie Lee Curtis is absolutely a gorgeous woman. I don't give a damn what I love her in true lies, man.
Speaker: I, I, even my kids, my kids made fun of me for loving Jamie Lee Curtis and the original Halloween movie. I love Jamie Lee Curtis. I think she is gorgeous. I think she is. I love Jamie Lee Curtis. I don't give a fuck what anybody says. I love that woman. I, she showed up on, if she knocked on my door tonight, I'd be like, yo, Nick.
Speaker: Nicky. He needs that free pass. Nicky, you, you already know. Like, like, like you, like, you, you literally. Same way. I have the same thing with Christina Ricci. Like Nicky told me. Christina Ricci knocks on my door right now. I mean, I gots to go. I don't give a damn. I will eat your fucking yogurt, Jamie Lee Curtis. I'll eat your yogurt while you eat the yogurt that you promote. I'm a man.
Speaker: I don't give a damn, but that woman has been sexy to me since the first time I laid eyes on her. And I think to this day she is still fucking gorgeous. I'll tell you who was a hottie back in the 90s and still is, is the, is the younger sister of a party of five. Her name's Lacey something. I can't, it starts with the C her last name. Cooper. Yep. I think so. Kevin Costner can get it just the same way.
Speaker: Lacey Cupboard. She is actually... She's in a bunch of Hallmark movies now. Her claim to fame is about mean girls. Don't lump me in with these two. You're lumped in. I ain't lumped in. I ain't GBA. You can't GBA me.
Speaker: Technically, Benji, you got a chance. She's 41. So you got a chance. She's married with a couple of kids. And she didn't. She's still good. Matt Lebron. Do you still have celebrity pressures? Do you still have celebrity pressures, Leggy? I want to have celebrity pressures of Bono and the Edge. I'm kidding.
Speaker: Young Sean Connery. Young Sean Connery. Young Sean Connery. Old Sean Connery. Just tell me a story, buddy. You want to come talk to me? I'll do things at the Bible. They ruined Sodom and Gomorrah because of the things that I'm about to do with you. What about Brittany Murphy? I love hate relationship with her.
Speaker: I am not superficial. I got love for people who I got love for. I don't give a damn. What do you think? I thought she was gorgeous and foolish. A little black book could not stand her. I have the same... Hold on a second. Did you see that?
Speaker: Nope. Are you serious? Like she said her granddad was a lifeguard with Connery before he was famous. That's cool. Well, it is, it is Scotland. But I thought it was Sir Sean Connery. It is actually, isn't it? It is. Um, you want to really blow your mind.
Speaker: Go on to Google and look up. Drew Barrymore and Batman. Jeff, shut up. You want to ask that question? Did you ask me again? Oh, Lord, it's Wednesday. Are you drunk? No. Lies. Lie. No.
Speaker: The phone the same way every time I Have not had a drop of alcohol all night I haven't breathed either
Speaker: Jeff said, Jeff said he hasn't, I don't even think that's a word you asshole. I don't either. I don't either. I haven't breathed wasted a drop of alcohol all night. Oh God. I love Drew Barrymore in Batman. Hell yeah. No, just period. I love Drew Barrymore. I think she's the greatest.
Speaker: You know, it's like she's super cute, super pretty, but I just, I just loved you very more in general. I think she's awesome. I think she's a weirdo now. She's always been out there. Sorry. Jeff was showing pictures of Drew Barrymore and I loved Drew Barrymore. Yes, I know that. I'm trying to figure out who the, who the chicken, the, the other side of Too Faced. Who that, who that actress was.
Speaker: because not mad at it. Just saying. Not mad at all. Well, boys, I am going to bed.
Speaker: I have to get up. I have to get up at 5 a .m. tomorrow. Take a kid to school. His kids don't even have to be at school until 9 a .m. If you just buy a car, you can sleep until 8 .15. No. School starts at 6. I don't know. Jeff's like, I gotta give up. School starts at 6. But here's the kicker. They're out by 11.
Speaker: Like, like he said, that was so random. So that down the phone to Nikki, I love Drew Barrymore. I do. I like, like, I wish Drew Barrymore was my neighbor, not because I want to bang or anything like that, but she would be kind of cool to hang out with.
Speaker: I think she'll be an amazing person to hang out with. I just... I bet she's got great cookies. Like, she makes cookies and you're like, oh, you want a cookie? And you're like, oh, God, I love your cookies. All right, I'm out. She just seems like that chick. I'm not drunk. I haven't drank any beers. Well, hold on a second. My asshole doesn't say about that. Nope. That might be the shit.
Speaker: I want to be a neighbor like Paulie Shore or something like that. I think that'd be cool. Paulie Shore now or Paulie Shore in the 90s? Not now because I can get all 90 stories. Oh, you know, I'm not mad at that. I love everything. I've seen everything. I love him.
Speaker: He's been around the business since the eighties. Oh, yeah. Well, earlier than that, his mom owned the comedy. Yeah. Yeah. So he's been through the thick of it. He started MTV. He's got all the stories. Yeah. Dude, I, I love, uh, somebody I'd like to hang out with. Brandon Frazier.
Speaker: What a good guy right that that guy apparently he's one of the nicest guys in Hollywood Like I I would love to meet Keanu Reeves, but on the same coin I don't want to meet Keanu Reeves because my luck. He'll be an asshole to me only Because I love Keanu I'll be the one person on the planet. He's like fuck you. I'm like what why but Keanu you're awesome. You're Shane fucking Falco But Brandon Frazier my wife
Speaker: every time I turn around she watched she's like let's watch the mummy and I was like are you okay because Brandon Frazier the only thing I haven't seen of him is the whale I watch it's they just put it up on stars I think I might watch tomorrow or something but that dude was he's just amazing actor and he kind of got a raw deal he started doing he did like a weird what was that
Speaker: animal movie he did where the animals were talking and shit. That was a weird fucking movie. And I think the Looney Tunes movie he did really was the decline of his career, but it, from what it sounds like his career slowly coming back and God bless him. The dude's just awesome. I love, I even love George in the jungle. I thought that was, I thought it was awesome. I like journey to the center of the earth. I like that.
Speaker: I'm not mad at that. I didn't mind the second one either. No, but he wasn't in the second one. He wasn't in the second one, but the second one wasn't terrible. What was the other movie? There was a movie he did. I can't remember what it was. I saw a clip of the other day and I was like, I don't think I've seen that. I don't know if it was from the whale or something else, but he plays. Oh,
Speaker: What's her name that plays the devil? Bedazzled? Oh, the three wishes thing. Yeah, well, it's... I can't remember the name of it. I want to say Bedazzled, but it's not Bedazzled. Oh, that might be it. I think it might be. I haven't seen that movie in a long time. Giant seven foot guy with the small penis. That's hilarious.
Speaker: I think back in the 90s she had the best legs in Hollywood and she still looked pretty good.
Speaker: Inkheart, I liked where the books came to life. Airheads. Airheads, that's the one I was thinking of. Him, that's Poly Shore, and I can't remember the other guy's name. No, Poly Shore's not in Airheads. It's Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler and Steve Bistemi. What's the one I'm thinking of with Poly Shore? It was the three guys. Yeah, you were talking about Airheads.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: Which one? It's called The Scout, where he is a baseball. It is one of the greatest movies of all time. I 100 % agree. What's he thinking about? Women pools? This early is so ridiculously goddamn, like, dirty, sexy. Who?
Speaker: Liz Hurley. Oh, Liz Hurley. Yes, I 100 % agree. She, I, what? She's a good looking woman. Liz Hurley. I think what happened is she actually got married and I think she married like a billionaire. Oh, she was married to Hugh Grant before he started banging trannies in an alley. Oh, the way Hugh Grant sexed the prostitute. Was it Eddie Murphy that was banging trannies?
Speaker: No. One of those. Oh, I love Liz Hurley. That goddamn movie that she did with Brandon Frazier, what was it called? The Dazzle? The Dazzle. Yeah. Where she plays the devil. Yeah. I love Liz Hurley. She's she is phenomenal. Yeah. So she's married to a rendoir who has a software company.
Speaker: No doubt in my mind that Cameron Diaz is one of the nicest women on the planet. Cameron Diaz has a weird attraction about her. She's the nerdy cute girl. She's cute. That Cameron Diaz is one of the nicest women on the planet. And Cameron Diaz, if you hear this and if you are listening, I'm a fan.
Speaker: You know, if you want to come on the show, but I think she's super nerdy. I think she's super geeky. I love the fact that that she can just. She can make fun of herself. It doesn't bother me. Yeah, she's got a lot of great stories about Cameron Diaz.
Speaker: No, I do. I like Diaz. I like Cameron Diaz. I think she's awesome. I loved her. And, uh, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and,
Speaker: When they would change in the locker room, they'd have music on and they would dance as goofy as possible. And she, she would do that dance in the locker room when she was. You drive quick. I'm only five minutes away from literally works right down the road, bro. Cause I, cause I know.
Speaker: We've had this discussion before, sir. We've had this discussion before, you fucking coke at it. You still have not brought me a sandwich, so therefore I stopped listening. She made you a sandwich, but I ate it. Much like one peer did to your wife's kitty. Wow. Dude, I got him so good earlier. He said that is my problem, my cat.
Speaker: And he was like, it's a small little and I said, I like your wife's. No, no, no, it's a kid. Yeah. That one over here. He would Jeff lost it. He lost his. Well, don't just his soft drink. Okay.
Speaker: I saw the I saw the tiktok. It's on
Speaker: It's copper. It's copper. Copper, yes, I apologize. Yes, it's copper. Yeah, which means you can recycle her. I value it. Yeah, I'm just saying. I mean, I've been in an abandoned boohoo for the past three hours and walking through this shit.
Speaker: I'll even I'll even give him a handicap. I'll drink 18 Miller lights and fight him sober. I don't like him. I can offer this fucking this fucking ass clown who is in construction. Oh, my God. All right. So we got to go back. I got to go. I got to go.
Speaker: Quick story, Jeff. This is real quick because my my tooth is fucking killing me. Yeah, you just have to go get your percocet to Dylan, but get that off my car. It's paracetamol. Yeah, whatever. So this this fucking goofy inbred son of a bitch from Alabama. Old time. Rolled out. He's a guest at a hotel. He's in construction.
Speaker: I think he's about four foot three. He's smaller than you, Jeff. He said they were talking about that. He said he's five foot five. My ass. If he's five foot five, my fucking cock is four and a half feet long. That says a lot because I know Jeff's five three and I teach Jeff for being short taller than
Speaker: this fat fuck. The only downside is this dude is like four foot tall, four foot wide. He's from Alabama. He's inbred as fuck. Trust me. Like, like seven generations of inbreeding created this goofy bastard. Now I ain't never seen him. I know.
Speaker: Nicky told me about him. He sound like a nice guy. He stood up for, you know what I mean? Like he's, and then I met him and within meeting this, within meeting this cat boy. I got, I got clove powder upstairs though. Brown hair, browns colors, orange and brown. Yeah. You might have to come on and copper.
Speaker: She's chocolate and coppery. Yeah. Um, she just got her heritage. She said to, um, Oh, look, ladies just said you, you need clove oil. Yeah. I have, I have clove and clove oil upstairs. Round row ton mentioned. So I'm not just right because Nikki had an incident at work with this ass face who, and this is the problem with, with, with cops and some people in the military.
Speaker: They were bullied and they were fucking nerds and they were losers in high school and then they become cops or they joined the military. And I think just because they have a badge or they wear camouflage, they're the toughest motherfuckers on the planet. Mind you, this guy also told her that he just came back from Siberia on mission. We had no conflict. Serbia, Siberia, whatever, same damn thing.
Speaker: We ain't never had no conflict with Serbia or Serbia, ever. Like, anyways, so, you know, this, this Bama douchebag stood up for Nicky.
Speaker: And I was like, he seems like a cool dude, blah, blah, blah. But the next day and she was like, I don't feel comfortable being at work because they don't have security. It's a hotel. They don't have security. They don't have bouncers. And she was like, would you mind coming up and doing the podcast stuff and just hang out? And I did. I got off work. I came home. I had to do a couple of errands. As soon as I got done, I grabbed my laptop and I went up there and I stayed up there. Her old ship. As soon as I met this cat.
Speaker: he started talking about, I'll fight everybody. I'll do this. I'll do that. And then somehow I don't know the topic of conversation about pool came up and he was like, I played the number one pool player in the world, uh, in Alabama, first and foremost, the number one pool player, pool player in the world is not going to be in some podcast town in Alabama. So we all went out like her coworkers.
Speaker: We all went out and he wants to fight every goddamn motherfucker you talk to. And I'm like, I'm not drunk enough for this bullshit. I'm going to kill him. We went to a bar, which is my old stomping grounds here in town. And he thought some guy was her husband. Not her husband, his whore hotel girlfriend.
Speaker: whatever this bitch that works at the club or works at the hotel that looks like a fucking Tuesday lunch buffet stripper, uh, that he, that, that mind you, the night we all went out, he literally gave her $500 in a tip and she's Mary. One of the bars we went to.
Speaker: Like every dude that came in there, she was hanging all over. So I feel bad for her poor cuck husband because apparently she's fucking everything in NERC with a dick except her husband. Meanwhile, they both work together at the same hotel, her and her husband. So this dude gets into almost like 17 fights and I'm getting in the middle of all of them.
Speaker: because this making his friend is everybody they work with at the hotel. This is their friend. And finally I got to the point where I was like, you know what? We're getting ready. I was like, you don't know if you don't get in a fucking car, I'm going to put you in the fucking hospital. You little baby. And then I find out the other day at work, he asked the question of,
Speaker: What are the charges in Ohio if you force yourself on a woman? Nikki. I told Nikki, I don't want you talking to him. I don't want you conversating with him outside of giving him a beer and saying thank you. Because at this point, sober or not, I want to fuck him up so bad. Yeah, that's fucked up.
Speaker: And it turned into an HR nightmare because somebody overheard somebody, overheard somebody, overheard somebody and it went to HR. And the only way to fix it is for me to go old school Glick and put hands on this goofy bastard. Oh, he was to the point tonight when I was leaving, he was ready to fight the world and he started unbuttoning his shirt. I said, we're not doing this again, because if I have to call Chris to come up here, he's going to fucking kill you.
Speaker: You took your shirt off in a bar. This is, this is these bars that we went to. Those are my bars. These have been my bars for over 20 years. This is my stomping ground. And he acted like a legit fool in my bars. And I told Nikki, I was like, I don't want to associate with him. I don't want to talk to him. I don't want to be around him because it doesn't matter. It's, this is 100%. So were me talking.
Speaker: I will fucking rock his ass. I will go 100%. A little insight, I will go 100 % old school Glitch and I will hurt him very badly. But it's just like, dude,
Speaker: He told me tonight he has messages on his phone from her, begging him to come and see her, come hang out at the bar, blah, blah, blah. No, no, no. It's not somebody Nick, Nicky works with. It's he, he, he, he, the guest at the hotel and this stupid Tuesday afternoon. And like, I don't expect you to understand this, but gentlemen,
Speaker: in a room. If you've ever been to a strip club on Tuesday afternoon, you're talking stretch marks. We're talking maybe 75. This chick is overweight or anything like that. But you know, like straight up, they're not 10. They're not 10. Crystal methanie on the pole is this bitch that he's fought in her room. Her husband works in the hotel and she leaves them on.
Speaker: Hailey's listening to them like that. What the hell's Hailey? Leslie's niece that works in the hotel. What up, Hailey? Say hi in the chat. I'm talking like Tuesday afternoon, Crystal Methany. Bitch, you ain't that good looking. I wouldn't. Look, I've been, I've been working my life. I've been super joking. This won't take you home. I still wouldn't talk to you goofy ass. This is what this bitch looks like.
Speaker: Like this, this goofy ass inbred motherfucker has confused her. Yeah, there she is. This goofy ass rebels. This, this goofy ass elf on a shell from Alabama is, is, is 100 % like bro.
Speaker: There's a gay dude in there that you got a better chance with. I was like, I might holler at the gay dude. I'd be like, what's up, bro? Hey. I like the gay dude. I mean, no, I just like the gay dude. And I wouldn't have sex with him. But I like the gay dude. We love Thomas. We love Thomas. I love Thomas because the last time I seen him, he come prancing out all gay and shit. And he was like, hello. He was so excited to see me.
Speaker: And I wouldn't shake his hand. He was like, nope. He slapped my hand away. We don't, we don't, we don't take hands. Yeah. Yeah. He literally slapped my hand away and gave me a hug. I was like, all right.
Speaker: Yeah, I gotta get to bed. I might get my tooth is fucking exactly. Well, he can be either be a actually the premise this or he can be escorted off the premises. Well, he told me today to educate me. I said I don't fucking think you are. How long is he still there for? Well, they're getting kicked out Friday because all of the rooms were booked. Prior to the convention.
Speaker: So, wait, they're kicking them out because of the prostitute prostitutes are the prostitutes are the prostitutes are the dance mom convention dance moms. Have you ever seen it? Have you seen that on Benji? Have you ever seen that? The dance mom bullshit. What's that? What's that fat bitch's name? Abby Lee. No, no, the other fat bitch. I don't know. June. Oh, no. That's toddlers and tiara. Oh, no. That's beauty patches. A just straight beauty patch.
Speaker: Anyways, I gotta go. I'm dying here. Love you. Bye.
Speaker: Dance moms is big, like dance. Like it's two different things. Trust me. I've only heard of those shows. I've never watched it. I stand up when I pee. Sometimes I sit down when I pee just because it makes me feel pretty. But anyway, I told him, I think you're stupid. Try it. And I know he's trying to talk to him tonight because he doesn't believe in love.
Speaker: and he has told Britney from the beginning that he believes in her and that's his way of telling her that he tells her because he won't come out to say it and she's begging him begging him begging him to tell her what does i believe in you mean what does believe mean just tell me okay bye this is why i stay underneath houses
Speaker: right bro i'm like i'm ready to join you underneath these look i keep telling nicky i got five good fights left in me i got five just old school blick just fights left at me and the more i learned about this cat and i've seen him in person that i'm hung out with he was like you know what it's worth it it's worth one of them it's it's worth wasting one of them yeah but the problem with the fight is is
Speaker: You can't, just because you go old school, that doesn't mean there's old school rules applied. Oh, I can't really do that stuff anymore. You know what I mean? Oh, but I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm an instigator. Who's baby beaver? Is that Salisbury? No, yes. Who's baby beaver? Baby beaver is Haley's boyfriend. Oh, hi baby beaver. Baby, baby, baby.
Speaker: I love Thomas Haley. Who's Haley? Is that the hostess or? Yeah, I don't think you've actually met Haley. She's Leslie's niece. She's a server in the crowd. Is she the little blonde? There's three blondes. Oh, I don't know. Yeah, there's Lexi and Haley. Well, hello, baby Bieber and Haley. Oh my God, Lexi's on too. Who's Lexi? There's a little link in the chat. You can meet them.
Speaker: Well, they work with Nikki, so I could just go up there and I don't know.
Speaker: It's not my show. Guess we are done for the night.
Speaker: Oh yeah, it's like super laggy, isn't it? All right. Well, I guess that's the show. Um, come check the guys out on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays. The sponsor links are somewhere in the description. Use the key, uh, the discount code as words are hard.
Speaker: That's all I got for these guys. All right. Thanks guys for hanging out and they'll be back. I guess on Monday. I don't think there's a show on Saturday. All right, guys, have a good night.
Speaker: I'm back. Sorry, Benji. I didn't mean to leave you hanging, brother. Appreciate you coming through. Texted Nicky. Internet kicked. Internet whooped my ass. Appreciate you, Benji. Sorry, man. I didn't mean to leave you hanging, bro. I promise you. That was not the plan. But I'm back. What's to do, Nick? Stay in night.
Speaker: Yeah, like I said, y 'all have no idea how much I want to fight this fucking goofy bastard. I almost fought him what two weeks ago now. Oh, it's been three. It's been three. Yeah. Yeah. No, I almost fought him and everybody in the bar that he had a problem with was behind me, even the bartender because the bartender was getting ready to call the cops. And I was just like, don't worry about it. I got it. Uh,
Speaker: But everybody wanted to see me fight him. And they're like, if one dude, he was like, if he somehow gets the best of you, I'm jumping in. Anyways, I got five good fights left at me. I got five of them. Welcome back. Well, thank you. Thank you for hanging out. My bad. I apologize.
Speaker: Well, I think you just show me a picture. You do like your aunt, a very pretty girl, by the way. And not in a creepy way. Not in a creepy way. Not in a creepy way. A woman as well. She's a badass. She's a badass. I enjoy. I like Miss Mam.
Speaker: I mean, her husband's way better looking than she is, but I might say that because I don't think he would take that really weird. It's a good looking man. That's a good looking man. It is what it is. I just don't want people to start telling her that because they'll probably be all weirded out. Then you don't want to be my friend. I'm very secure in my sexuality. I can I can look at a man and say there's a good looking man right there. I don't give a fuck what you say.
Speaker: Anyway, not me so much. I'm not a regular looking man. I'm still standing by the fact that she's blind and she does drugs. And that's why she's a Christopher. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, just shut up. Show me for the beard. Yeah, that's it. Facts. She's the beard anyway. So yeah, I could have called you, but I didn't win with the whole baby thing. Maybe another night.
Speaker: him and his 7 % fucking tip. No, I'll beat a tip out of it. I would trust me. I would beat a tip out of that motherfucker. I told him, I said, if you're going to take me on Friday, you better fucking give it to Haley because she's the only other one. She's the only one here that I trust.
Speaker: Oh, I still have one more beer left. No, wait. Hold on a second. I have one more beer left. Oh my god. I won't drink it. We'll save it. For what? I don't know. Might as well drink it. Might as well drink it. Next week? I don't know. You're gonna keep a beer for a week? Oh, Monday. It's one beer. And I just literally just opened this. Okay, well this one's almost empty so I'll just - It'll take my shirt off and I'm buttoning it and tell everybody I'm a whoop -darex.
Speaker: Cause you got to put the Bama exit. Oh, we're all tied. Look at me banging at my sister. I'm just going to hang out. Speaking of banging your sister, he proceeds to tell us that since COVID you can go into the courthouse in Alabama. You can write your name on a marriage license. You can write your, whoever's name on a marriage license, the judge signed it and you're married. The other person doesn't even have to be there. And I said, does that mean so you don't have to prove that your marriage
Speaker: I thought Haley was going to fall off her bar when she laughed. Well, this is the same dude that asked the question of what is the repercussions of forcing yourself on a woman in Ohio? In Ohio, yeah. A man or a woman in Ohio. She forces herself on me all the time. Actually, that's the line. There are teenagers listening to you. Stop it. Who the hell's the teenagers? Haley Kang and Lexi. Who the hell is Haley? 18. Oh, she's banging beaver.
Speaker: Trust me pulling out 17 I think Hey the pullout method doesn't work I'm just saying Beaver you better wrap it up. You'll be some bitch So you're a pedophile you're 18 he's 17 She's a cougar You're 42 I'm 22 don't let her like I'm 22
Speaker: Austin is 18. You can't be 20. I adopted 22 years old. She's 40 fucking three, two, sorry, two, three. Oh, you are for it. Are you really 43? You proposed to me on my birthday. Jack wagon. I really got to start thinking about upgrade. I didn't want to hear that. I'm sure you didn't.
Speaker: He's 17 or 18 years. It's a pedophile. It's just not. Oh, I don't really know. I need just to be. Baby, baby, baby. Yeah, baby, baby, baby, baby. He just looks like Justin Bieber. He's
Speaker: mama don't like you and she likes everyone i'm almost positive hey you know what just to be remain an ugly bitch he literally had selena gomez and then he married a fucking baldwin or some goofy shit oh haley haley
Speaker: Sorry. I don't know what I mean. The picture I've seen, you're very, pretty girl, but Haley Baldwin. I'm not a cougar. I'm not paying him nor. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, 17 ranking year olds that are not Christopher. Be respectful. I was her dad. Deacon or a preacher. Something that opened your cause at all. Because as I said earlier in the show,
Speaker: I grew up around a bunch of Amish and them Amish girls. Yo, they some freak nasties. I know about you. I know about you. Preacher daughters and Catholic daughters and yeah. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Your dad's a deacon. Deacon rhymes with extra freaking.
Speaker: I'm sorry. I won't invite you to the show. I'm sorry. I don't know. I'm just playing. I'm just playing. I hope you I hope you are. I really do. You should really speak more with Austin. She laughed. I'm just freaking I made that shit up. That's what I do.
Speaker: That's why I'm so good at what I do. I'm basically the M &M of podcasters. Everything I do is off the top of my head. Are you still trying to figure out if I'm right or wrong? No, I said it was. Oh, it was. See, I told you it was Justin Bieber. What's that other song that he had? Like right off the rip. What was that? His first song? I don't know. I hate Justin Bieber.
Speaker: Sorry, I'd like to punch just to be very nice. Stop lying, Hailey. I don't. I'm her dad. I'm just kidding. I love my daughter very much.
Speaker: You just have to come over here. Alright. I'm gonna talk to Haley so I can get rid of him. Oh. Are you? That might have worked. I'll send a giant pain in my ass. Just so you know.
Speaker: She's my firstborn she actually I gotta be 100 % real with you guys. I gotta be 100 % honest I you know, I can't I can't Be an absolute dickhead. I gotta be 100 % honest with you guys she is my firstborn and She Absolutely saved my life. I gotta
Speaker: This is my good friend. This is my very good friend. He's going to make a guest appearance on the show. Uh, this is a very good friend of mine. Um, he, uh, you know, he is an alien, but nonetheless, still a very good friend of mine. Sir poosh one building. Hello lurkers. I don't know. So there's X amount of people in here and.
Speaker: at least the only one chit -chatting. So Sir Pruswah had to say hello to the lurkers. That's my buddy. That's a very good friend of mine. There he is. Bow down to Sir Pussy. Sir Pruswah. He's an alien and he decided to come to Earth and we drank together and he couldn't drink from me. So I threw empty beer cans out his head and caught him a pussy and he went back to his planet and said,
Speaker: I met with the champion of earth. That's me. And he has dubbed me, sir. Peace wall. But now I do, I, I, I, I lost it. But I do, I, I do. I am ruthless with her. It's thunder dome, but she did. She, she, she saved my life at the end of the day. She really did. She won 100 % saved my life. So I mean, granted.
Speaker: I like her further better than I like the other two, but that's, I didn't say that and you didn't hear it here, but if I had to choose one of the three to be my favorite, it would be cash. You don't have to mumble that. I think everybody knows. Everybody knows. You were literally the one that said it's one more beer. You can drink it.
Speaker: and I haven't even opened that one more beer yet. So say nice things to Haley. She's my friend. What am I? Haley, you're awesome. And what am I supposed to say? Or I don't know. She puts up with me and she loves me and she calls me aunt ma 'am. I don't know what the hell to say to her. I don't know anything about her. I've seen a picture of her. I can be like Haley.
Speaker: What's up, girl? You hot as fuck? No, I don't know. I don't know what the hell I'm supposed to say to you. I don't know anything about you. He's hot as fuck. You're hot as fuck. Your hands hot as fuck. I don't know. I mean, like, why don't I know what the hell I'm supposed to say nice to her? Man, I don't know. Y 'all a bunch of sexy bitches. Baby Beaver would love that description.
Speaker: A bunch of, I barely even drank any of this. Yeah. Well, I ain't going to work for him. Well, I do because you want me to take the day after Christmas. Why am I taking the day after Christmas off? Because we're going to be in Pennsylvania for Christmas. Oh, wait, what are we? Remember we're going to leave in the morning, go out for Christmas and have dinner and then come home the day after Christmas.
Speaker: Wait, is that just us or is that us and the kids? No, that's just us. I told you, you said Courtney normally gets the kids around noon. I told you if you could politely ask her to maybe get the middle 11 instead so we can hit the road and be there for dinner. Yeah, that's, yeah. And hopefully nobody watching this podcast right now says that to my mom because she doesn't know I'm coming. Yeah. So. So Haley, don't be friends with my mama. When are we doing Christmas with the kids in the front? New Year.
Speaker: No, I didn't in the show, man. My internet fucking shit out, man. So I'm actually on my hot spot. Oh, the internet if I haven't run it now. I don't know if you still watch this. Well, surprise, Bieber. I don't know. I was told to say something nice. I don't know. She's hot. Nikki's hot. She's hot. I don't even know. I don't know anything about any of them.
Speaker: Leslie's husband's on it. I don't even know. You're so drunk. This is Saturday night drunk. I know you're not normally like this on Wednesday. I haven't eaten anything since the shit's off. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't know. I don't know anything about you. How the fuck am I? I didn't know. Where did she go to school? Who? Newark Catholic.
Speaker: Jesus fucking Christ. I don't help your cause. No. When did you graduate, Haley? Last year or this year, 2023. I told everyone to have a good night and to go check out the links and good audio binge. Hey, cheers to you, bitch. I'm sorry, dude. My internet took a shit and I had to, my phone wasn't working, but good on you, man. Good looking out, brother.
Speaker: I got nothing but love for you, man. You actually might've known my cousin. What the hell was his name? Camden. Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Camden, Camden. He graduated like last year or something like that. People had football years of wrestling and all that stuff.
Speaker: Benji in the house, man. Benji, Benji always Benji dude, since you came in here, man, I got a little bit of love for you, brother. You are, you good dude, man. Here's you. Caden, Caden, is that his name? What the fuck is his goddamn name? My cousin, all three of her kids went to North Dakota. I don't fucking know. Hold on a second.
Speaker: No goofy ass I Don't know what his last name I Don't know his persinger or Canning maybe cannon cannon Yeah, Caden Caden Caden canning
Speaker: He rassled there. You gotta use a big time wrestler there. Oh, look how gorgeous my cousin is. She's so pretty. Look baby. What? What?
Speaker: Do you really? Oh, she's very pretty. So that my cousin Jamie, these are her three kids. Okay. Um, she was actually a twin. Your cousin? No, her, her dad, her, her dad. I don't like it pulled up. Her, um, the twin hinges got married. Yes. I don't know if it was stepdad or her dad murdered the twin. It's Michaela and McKenna.
Speaker: She looks she looks She looks just like I don't like it pulled up. It's too orange She looks just like I don't like it at all too much night the bread She looks just like Jamie's the baby of the group actually Sammy
Speaker: Yeah. I don't like it. Hold up. There's too much. Good night. Haley. Come here. Hang out. We're here Monday, Wednesdays and Saturdays coming out. You're always on Monday, Wednesday, Saturdays, Saturday. Yeah. Caden Kenney. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Caden Kenney. Love you. Miss man. Jr.
Speaker: I don't want to, I don't want to be Uncle Ma 'am. You don't want to be Uncle Ma 'am? I may have to go fight Hailey if she calls me Uncle Ma 'am. I'll fight you, young lady. I will put you in a trash can just so you know.
Speaker: You definitely will not. I'll put you in trash can. She said I definitely will. I will flip you upside down and put you at first in the trash can. I might have died. He might be. Hell yeah. Benji, you the man. You the man, bro. How the hell have we done a five and a half hour show on Wednesday?
Speaker: I'm not drinking that last beer. I'm not even gonna open it. I'm gonna drink this beer because wasteful is terrible. And then I'm gonna go eat four taters and some ribs. I'm gonna put them taters in a bowl. I'm gonna mash them all up with some butter and some cheese and sour cream. And I'll put, anyways.
Speaker: Where's your nonsensical nonsense? So this is Wednesday night. Fucking hell. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. If you're not already, go ahead and check out the social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Tik TOK. Come hang out with us live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays on YouTube, Twitch, and Facebook.
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Speaker: We will be back Monday, next Monday for a brand new episode. I say we, but it'll just be me hanging out and doing what we do. We're going to recap some NFL. We're going to recap some fantasy football and who knows who knows what else is going to happen. We are taking Saturday night off. Nikki and I are in town. We are celebrating her dad's 457th birthday. Um,
Speaker: her parents, uh, 974 winning anniversary. And, you know, I'd like to talk shit and say that the Browns are going to win, but, um, Browns are not going to win Sunday. Uh, semi semi sorta doing Thanksgiving and PA this weekend.
Speaker: So we won't be here Saturday night unless Jeff decides to pop up Saturday night with, um, no, actually Jeff's not going to be here because Jeff is actually celebrating his wedding anniversary as well. So no show Saturday night. I'll be back Monday night. We're going to recap some NFL. We're going to recap fantasy football and who knows what else we're going to get into. I don't know what else to say.
Speaker: But, uh, other than the fact that, uh, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Appreciate the shit out of you guys. Uh, fireman rich. Thank you for coming up here and hanging out with us tonight. Appreciate that y 'all check out fireman rich on Twitch and YouTube at fireman rich. Uh, Benji games to popped up in here tonight. He hung out with us for a long ass time. Check out Benji games too on Twitch.
Speaker: Look at you, man. You're a goddamn professional. You're already you're already ready to be a fucking permanent co -host, bro. Yeah, we got a little bit of a long break. We're not going to be here Saturday night, but we'll be back Monday. But we do appreciate you guys.
Speaker: I can't speak for Jeff, but I can only speak for myself. I love you guys. And thank you guys so much. Um, you know, the people will come in here and hang out with us live and the people will listen to the replays. You guys are a shit. You guys are the reason we keep doing this shit. Um, yeah, we make fun of the haters and we, we, we started the pot and we poked the bear. Well, let me rephrase that. I started the pot and I poked the bear because at the end of the day,
Speaker: Y 'all ain't doing shit. And I know y 'all are still watching, and I know y 'all are still listening, and I bet you I can jump onto that platform, and y 'all gonna be doing the same goofy ass shit that you are always doing. And that's why I created this right here. This is a message to all the haters out there. If you don't like what I do, but you watch everything I'm doing, you're still a fan. Hell yeah.
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Speaker: go and show Jarvis demons, some love and everybody else. If you see them in the comments and you're on Twitch, give them a follow. Show them some love at the end of the day. Tony D is going to come at you guys every Sunday morning, bright and early with the belt Kings fantasy football league. They're talking football. They're talking fantasy football. They're doing this or doing that.
Speaker: Go ahead and check them out. With that being said, thank you guys again. I'm going to say it a million times. Deal with it if you don't like it. It is what it is. I do want to wrap the show up tonight. I had music playing for the night. We did not take a single break tonight. That's why I just squeeze all that bullshit in there. Check out Breath of My Leaves on YouTube.
Speaker: I'm wavy stream music. This is our new song. This is our new single. Actually, you know what? I'm going to save this for Monday. Uh, scratch that, but check out breath in my leaves regardless. Um, you know what? Fuck it. I'm just, I'm just winging it tonight. Um,
Speaker: Framon Hanley with their cover and it's a rock cover of Little Wayne's Lollipop.
Speaker: Like mine, I make you feel right When it's wrong, like lying And man, she ain't never had the love like mine Man, I ain't never seen an ass like hers If a man would've had me lost for words I told her back it up like burp, burp I made that ass jump like chirp, chirp
Speaker: I'll tell you what I'm about, I'm in it all I'll tell you what I'm talking about, I can tell you what I'm making love I'll tell you what I'm talking about
Speaker: Call me so I can make it juicy for ya Call me so I can get it juicy for ya Call me so I can make it juicy for ya Call me so I can get it juicy Call me so I can never do it for ya Call me so I can come and prove it for ya Call me so I can make it juicy for ya Call me so I can get it juicy for ya
Speaker: Yeah buddy, you heard my man.
Speaker: Brad Pitt telling me to hit that button. What's in the box? I will say like. Oh, yeah, I do. They did. They missed a lot of the song, but I do like what they did.
Speaker: Anyways, we'll see you guys Monday night brand -new episode of nonsense go nonsense 7 p .m. Eastern time I'll be hanging out with you guys. It'll be me solo doing what I do. Oh Man, we're gonna recap some NFL. We're gonna recap some fantasy football and who knows what else we're gonna get into at the end of the day Again
Speaker: Some of y 'all are going to get sick of hearing this, but I'm going to keep saying it. Thank you guys. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Thank you guys for listening to the replays. It means the absolute world to me. And I can only speak for myself right now. So we'll see y 'all Monday night with a brand new episode of non -sensible nonsense. You can now already go ahead and give us a follow, check out the social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Tik TOK.
Speaker: Mondays, Wednesdays, Saturdays, 7 p .m. ish, Eastern time. We are live on Facebook, Twitch, and YouTube, or you can listen to us anytime, any place, wherever you listen to podcasts at, all at Nonsense School, Nonsense. Go ahead and check us out wherever you listen to podcasts at.
Speaker: Have a good night. See you in five days. I will see y 'all in five days. Let me hit that button right there. Brad Pitt done yelled at me. What's in the box? I mean, hit the button. The button is hit.
