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Speaker: Hey, man. What's up? What are you doing here? Oh, what time is it? Anyway. Dude, man, the show's about to start. We got to get going, man. Come on, man. Hurry up. Oh, dude, I am so sorry. I totally forgot I overslept, man. Well, I guess it's time to go. Pass me that bowl and let's roll this intro. Welcome to whose argument is it anyways, where the debates aren't typical, they're nonsensical. And here's what to expect. Two opponents will engage in a verbal beat down, insults, ad -homs, and all rhetorical trickery are not only allowed, but highly encouraged. Each opponent will match wits on three different topics and the positions given to them. From there, they'll each have two minutes for their opening line of bullshit.
Speaker: then go into a 10 to 15 minute banter defending or offending a position. The audience will vote the winner. However, let's be honest, the only real winners are you, the audience. But first, the nonsensical network weekly lineup. Mondays, we have men caring for men. This isn't your care bear, hug it out men's show. This is where men come together to discuss issues that affect men's mental health. Tuesdays, Glick's House of Music, tunes so sick you'll have to register as an audio file. Wednesdays we bring what the fuck news. Informative maybe, controversial, absolutely entertaining 100 % without a doubt. Thursday nights, whose argument is it anyways? Where the debates are not typical, they're nonsensical. Saturday is the Nonsenseical Network flagship show. The Nonsenseical Nonsense Open Door Challenge. where you in the audience get a chance to pop up and chit chat with network's hosts. On Sundays, we chill out at Jeff's garage, discussions about cars, tools and other garage related topics. If it fits in your garage, it's worth talking about. That's right. We have a different flavor of entertainment each day of the week. Catch us on YouTube, Facebook and your favorite podcast app. And now the show. And welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Speaker: So you guys all know the rundown. I have my contestants backstage, but first I want to say there's only one rule. I rule. All right. Let's go over to the topics real quick tonight. There's going to be a topic on music. That'll be the first one. The second one will be pickup lines and the third one cartoons. All right. Let's get into it. All right. I'm going to first, I'm going to introduce Cy. How's it going, Cy? How are you? Pretty good, yourself? Great, my man. Thank you for joining us tonight. What's up? I'm great. I'm doing amazing man. I first I want to sigh came as a last -minute kind of Save it for us tonight. So I want to appreciate you my man. All right, let's get Jeff up here You all know Jeff And Jeff's garage. Let me fix this. Thank you. Jeff. I already you got a fix. Yeah Awesome awesome. Awesome. Look we get you in a podium Hey,
Speaker: hey bengie how's it going?
Speaker: ready now with who made open then sch All right, my guys the first topic is gonna be music this is kind of a warm -up question kind of something easy You guys get the juices flowing. There's no particular position It's what you think will be the right answer and you guys do get out So if Bigfoot was real you guys stumbled across and you're about to do a jam band session or some shit What kind of music would Bigfoot listen to? Why he would listen to it other than any other kind of music? And, Sai, you go ahead and go first. Honestly, I think Bigfoot would listen to metal. um The reason being is because he's got really long hair. Or at least that's what all the depictions have him looking like. Giant beard, we know that. Yeah. Well, I'm going to disagree.
Speaker: I'm thinking bluegrass, dude. He's out in the middle of fucking woods. He's got a tub with the string and the stick. And he's poking on the tub. You know, it's that bluegrass. He's out in the middle of fucking nowhere. He's got to make his own instruments. You know, and of course, he's next to the hillbilly. So, you know, he's he's he can jam out like you read about on dueling banjos. I'm just saying, you know, look.
Speaker: See, there he is. that's That's Bigfoot right there. He's rocking out to dueling banjos. Sai, you wouldn't know that. You don't go in the woods. I get it. Actually, be surprised. so and You haven't yeah haven't been to Indiana lately.
Speaker: i i I think he's got a little bit of the southern rock in there, too. You don't think where that Bigfoot is supposed to be from, like the P &W would play any role in their music? Ooh. I mean, you got to look at where he's from. I'm just, you know. Well, the thing is, we don't know where Bigfoot is from. That's what I'm going to say, because he's sounded everywhere. He's been seen in Washington. He's been seen in the, you know, the Appalachians. He's been seen
Speaker: you know in middle was in the appalachian yeah right there that's that's that's he's rocking that banjo Yeah, but he's also been seen in Washington, so that could be inspirational from the grunge. Or that could have been the inspiration initially. The inspiration for a grunge, I like that. He is the original Kurt Cobain. That's where Kurt Cobain got his haircut. that's I'm telling you, and it all started from now. I'm not mad at that. I'm honestly not mad at that. Yeah, he probably dropped a few taps and saw a Bigfoot and just got inspired. And yeah, then makes you know, it smells like king spirit. I don't know. Stole his flannel. Mm hmm. Exactly. Would Bigfoot wear a flannel?
Speaker: If it could fit him, I mean, he'd have to definitely go once again at the end of the day. That's why Kurt Cobain offed himself, because at the end of the day, he kept seeing Bigfoot and he's like Bigfoot writes all my music. I'm I'm a shit artist and ended it. Yeah, I get it. I'm not mad at that. And that's that's a new conspiracy theory. Right. You know, back it's fact. I was there. i You know, I have best friends with Bigfoot. So I know.
Speaker: i I think you think he listens to country music too. I mean, we're straight in him. No, but that would actually go towards more your your bluegrass inspiration. So you like like the dudes hung out with Dolly Parton. Let's be honest. He's totally hung out with Dolly. Yeah, mule skinner bludes. If you heard that song before, that's a that's a good one. And, you know, ah
Speaker: what's what's so what's ah um Leonard Skinner? He swatted down. That's why they're playing crashed. It was they were he was like, that's my song. Mm hmm. Yeah. Let's see that that goes into my argument for metal rock. Yeah, but I think it's it like, because he's so, um, hidden all the time, it's just bluegrass. He's making his own instrument. I'm calling it. He's making his own instrument. He's, you know, he's plucking away with the one string and it's usually his beard string his ring. Well, you know how like violins are, they're, they're made out of horse hair. So why would not his, his banjo be made out of, you know, Sasquatch hair.
Speaker: Yeah. And what's the durability of it? I mean, does he play it with a bow or does he just strum on it? No, he strums on it. He just grabs his beard and scrums. Does he loop it to a concert sometimes? Like a piano? Do you know how instruments work? Do you know how instruments work? No. I have the two. That's it. Apparently. Yeah. Well, he makes his own violin. out of a stick and it just ties hair onto it. Yeah. And, and yeah, just playing the strings. Yeah. that I mean, I guess that could work. Um, it just depends on, you know, what the acoustic value of this, you know, whatever kind of hair he's like he's covered in hair. So let's, you know, he just grabs a patch and just ties it onto some stuff and he's got himself a shit, you know, does he stretch it out and braid it and then make, it makes like, okay, this is a D note and.
Speaker: Well, yeah, and let's be honest it's bluegrass so, you know, it's that it's that hillbilly rock out in the middle of nowhere It doesn't have to sound good Because he is you know, it sounds good to him. That's all it fucking matters because that's why he's that's why he's saying and hammer gas doesn't Sound good at all No, I love bluegrass. Don't get me wrong. I'm just saying he's ashamed. It's his version You know, he's, he's, he's camera shy. He's stayed, he's got stage fright because he's afraid it might not sound good. Well, yeah. Or maybe he's blue grasss doesn't sound good. Regardless. I love you. How dare you, sir. i
Speaker: with It's derived from and still play from where I live, but yeah, I'm not a, you know, I wouldn't say I'm an avid listener. Do you think he's been left? Who? Bigfoot. He's big foot he said the middle of nowhere. He doesn't know any better. Why? I mean, he's he's an author. He's an author greatest. That's what he is. theres Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. We'll never officially know his style of music because he makes it up as he goes along. Yeah.
Speaker: you know, he's not he's not worried about the masses. You know, hes he's got his own little generator out in the woods and his little fucking HUD generator. And he yeah, he's got a power somehow plays electric. Call it Sasquatch. He's doing this. He's walking like straight rustic, though. Like he's he's he's doing it. He invented the moonwalk and Michael Jackson stole from him. Well, Billy Ocean sold from Bigfoot. And then Michael Jackson stole from Billy Ocean. The moonwalk. Yeah, the moon. Why not? I'm calling it. How does something that doesn't, quote unquote, exists, walk into a store to buy stuff? A generator, that's what I'm saying. Well, no, he doesn't buy anything. He steals it. Yeah. What are you going to do? Take it back from him? I mean, it's under two grand. He doesn't get charged.
Speaker: I can just see the security guard watching this all unfold is the, you know, the SAS, the 10 foot as security guard, 10 foot guy walks and it's like, Oh, Harry, you leave. You're like, you know what? I'm taking my lunch break. Yeah. i I'm good. Yeah. i' I'm clocking out. i you guys i' i Exactly.
Speaker: I don't, I don't, uh, Oh yeah. I'm not giving two weeks notice. im smart I mean, I come up to Bigfoot's knees, so what do I you know? ah But i I seriously, I think ah he totally rocks out to his own his own thing. He makes it up as it goes. And his lyrics just sound like Wookie. You know, he doesn't care. It's just Wookiee all the time.
Speaker: He's doing the Wookiee dance. Yeah, he's doing the Wookiee dance. You know, he's he's brought he's rocking naked. You know, that's his. Yeah. Yeah, he's got something like a mocha. But is he really naked because he doesn't have clothes because he is covered in hair? Is a bear naked? Is a bear naked? I would technically. Technically, you I mean, s Smokey's got pants on with. Yeah, but that's Smokey and he's a cartoon, but, you know, trying to think of the other bears that are clothed. I mean, i've seen yo Yogi, Yogi wears a tie. Yogi's Yogi's classy, though. He at least wears a tie. He's, you know, and and then he's got his little sidekick and a hat. It was a tie. Yeah, that's right. He's got a hat and and a collar. Big push straight up naked. Are we going from big foot to Hanna Barbera?
Speaker: Well, my point is to do that. I mean, would you get on stage naked? I wouldn't. I mean, well, there's and some performers that have. Yeah. I mean, that's the point because they weren't sober. They, they, they're like, come on, bro.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: so It is. When he when he when he performs, you can see Bigfoot and Lala Palooza. Speaking of Bigfoot. That would be a real big. Is it? That's a good question. Is it considered? Squatch Wolf appropriation? That's a good one. I don't know. You have to ask Sasquatch to just comment. I'm not racist. Get Sasquatch Sasquatches are totally wookiees. They're cousins. Calm down. Yeah, I think. or is a wney based off of
Speaker: but subject that's what it is that's but at least a whookie weares are this you know a fanelier
Speaker: well yeah they wear one banddelier and they have a crossbow but least chebaca did but i know what the other ones had um there's actually one show where he's a he's a qui or that that's what There you go. Bigfoot is an internet, or I said Bigfoot is an intergalactical species. That is intergalactic species that landed on the other side. It's just like, just because you call this a lizard doesn't mean that it's a lizard in Japan. It could be, you know, a dragon. So it's kind of the same thing. Yeah. No, it's still a lizard. It's just what he's called there. Yeah, but you know, if you haven't cross talked,
Speaker: then you were like, that's a lizard. No, it's a dragon. That argument happens. So when it comes to the music, I think he's playing a bit of his own vibe, but as he hears songs coming from campsites that he raids, he's like, you know what I like that too. I think he's a collective. But see, that's if he's in the Appalachians, but if he's in Washington, he's listening to more grunge and rock and metal.
Speaker: speaking of Sasquatches. We get the answer. What is the Sasquatch listen to Sasquatch? Keep it on the line, sir. We are not lookies. Totally different creatures. You racist piece of shit. Cancel him. Get him off the network. First and foremost, Sasquatches were huge fans of 80s rock bands and girl bands. You guys are totally wrong. I don't know. I don't know. so you' looking up the banles And who else? Jones, you know, Spice Girl. so Yeah. Dirt rocker rocker action can rock, you know. Would you agree with the the hillbilly rock stuff?
Speaker: look I'm leaning more I'm leaning more toward grunge myself. I think I think sigh has made a better argument like to party out here in the yeah not to party and I say that because Bigfoot sightings are typically in the P and W the Pacific Northwest where like I was saying is like a grunge Mecca so it would be obvious that big we actually hate grunge and they then then then
Speaker: i but what spoiler spoiler alert we killed kurt cobain that's all the the so e squatch came the thing they only didn't find hi your friends me what do do big feet even have fingerprints and when you speak about them plural why is it big feet for that one big feet thank like Okay, so you got three kind of big It's big foot. I always thought it was a like ducks. oh this but this This would have been a better argument than what music is. a Big foots are big feet. I would say a big feet. I mean feet. Poro feet. Would it be a clam or a bird?
Speaker: Hey, we didn't we didn't go to your fancy schools. All right. We grew up in the woods. We had to teach ourselves. I think it would be more like. You'll tell us what we are. We tell you what we are. It would probably be more. It's definitely more of a. Deer, deer, it's like Bigfoot, Bigfoot. Right. Right. I got a sweet ass piece of hot swatch ass and a white snake album and a 30 rack of bougie latte. I got to get to watch out. Squats out.
Speaker: And on that note, we're going to go ahead and take our first. We've already started this. up one But he said white snake. He said white snake. That's metal. I won. Won. All right. I'll let you have that one. i think I think metal grunge would be the winner over bluegrass, you said? Bluegrass? Bluegrass. It's hillbilly music. Nah. It's hillbilly. Maybe in the Appalachians. All right, everybody. It's the genre.
Speaker: We're going to give these and I have I have to say again. Thank you, Cy. So the whole thing is for the contestants to kind of have an idea what the topics are going to be a week in advance so they can prepare. But unfortunately, are the contestant because of things out of his control had to drop. So again, Cy, thank you. I'm going to go ahead and give you guys. Well, you guys already know the second topic and then we'll start rolling into the the break, which is about three minutes. So topic number two is going to be pickup lines. You guys walk into a bar. You see that tall ass redhead Jessica Rabbit standing there. Which one of y 'all will have the better pickup line to get her home and get her number? We get multiple on that note. Let's throw into the first break, which you can do multiples. You can do multiples. I got a couple. I got multiple. It'll be up. It'll be a pickup line freestyle. How's that? All right.
Speaker: All that beautiful baby. And with that said, we're going With that, we're going to our first break, which all breaks here on whose argument entit anyway is going to be a trivia question, all wrong answer.
Speaker: All right. And we are back. What's that? I said I put my answer in the chat. Was that not the full three minutes? I don't know. I just put my answer in the chat. Father, sister, uncle, former roommate.
Speaker: i but but I just found that funny. Father, sister, uncle, former roommate. Yeah.
Speaker: All right, y 'all. Welcome back to round two. Was that the full three minutes? I thought I was like, I thought I was behind on time. My dog slowed me up in the hallway. said three All right. All right. Let's. What? Yeah. OK, cool. good Well, because I have it to where it spins every minute anyway. Oh, so we're going to start moving on to topic number two. Yes. And it's Jessica Rabbit, who's going to have the better pickup line. Jeff, you go first. Well, I'm going to walk up like, hey, you want to play some patty cake? Because that's her thing from the movie. You can play through a patty cake, man. Patty cake. I'm the patty cake gang, sir. I don't know, man.
Speaker: I don't know. I should have wanted to say that one for like a week. i not i'm not I'm not digging the patty cake. I've been wanting to say that one for a week. What do you got? It's like, oh, come on.
Speaker: oh We'll see something. We had, you know, two minutes to prepare for the show. yeah I'll say ah jeff Jeff had a whole week to prepare and he still fell flat on his face. he still dons yeah Yeah, that's that's pretty yeah ouch. Well, I was just gonna say, you know, you walk up on it and be like, because again, it's a pickup line. So it's all about getting your attention, right? So, you know, you got to say something kind of off the cuff, like, you know, did you draw those lines yourself or did your,
Speaker: something do it for you or something like that. I don't know. I should get booed for that. But because it didn't come out right. But yeah, it was some lines, you know, like, yeah, we got lines in all the right places. And yeah, see crickets. So something like that, right? Something to do with lines, curves. I got I got a better one. Your name must be Barbie. Because I think lines picture you in our dream house.
Speaker: Okay. Yeah. That can work. I don't think Jessica Rabbit will go for that. Yeah, because I'm comparing her to Barbie. One would i like to be compared to Barbie. I get that, but Barbie is like the quintessential woman. That bitch got like 15 pounds. And a bunch of cars. I always thought, I always thought Jessica Rabbit was... She's curvaceous. She definitely. cur me
Speaker: She definitely. That was for your shirt it's on a page you find. Yeah, but then like then she's dating a silly rabbit though like that was the part that kind of like baffled me like this. She's like. I had there you go. There's my pickup line. I identify as a rabbit. What's up? She'd probably dig dad jokes better.
Speaker: but andify um on and oh as good ah I could also ask her, you know, are you a time traveler? Yes, yes.
Speaker: Yeah, that that could work. I figured Jeff of all people would have been slapped so much. i You know what? Here's the thing. Here's the thing. he' just be I don't use pickup lines. I just show up.
Speaker: That's that's me. I'm just like. There's a pickup line. How much is how much is the polar bear way enough to break the ice? How you doing? yeah
Speaker: can I get you a drink? I mean, that's remind you what what do you Hey, I'd like to get you a drink. I mean, I think that would be a pickup line. Nice outfit. It looked good piled up next to my bed or scrunched up to be scrunched or ripped or you or or hey, I got an eraser. Let me take your outfit. She's a drawing yeah But if you mess around you might actually cut into a real line. So you got to be careful. to her please and i mean I can draw her any way I want. I'm an artiste. How you doing baby? I'm an artiste and you are a beautiful picture.
Speaker: after You can tell her hey I got these great outfits I just drew up. I'd like to see them on you or something. I'm not mad at that. I'm not mad at that. yeah ah you know here And then you just bring out the book, you know, the little sketchbook with all your drawings and do you like that? A simple question. Did you smile or did the sun just come out? Yeah. Amazing.
Speaker: a Oh, man. On a scale of one to ten you're nine because I'm the one you I don't think I don't think any of y 'all are going on with Jessica I Think I ah think just get a rabbit with Some other time I identify as a rabbit though. What was it? You know identify yeah i yeah i identify
Speaker: um it yeah Yeah, that might give you a point or two. yeah I mean, that could maybe work. who what's the guys then doing the she was When she had an affair, though, with with one of the. Yeah, well, he wasn't a villain. He was the owner of the studio. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, that was. a power the i Yeah, she's trying. Yeah, that's that's just work. You know, she's just working it. So I'm not mad at her, but I got a job for her.
Speaker: you method Draw her up a contract right now. Yeah, that's it. I could draw you up a contract. Yeah, it's coming to my studio. Let's go. pick ah like That's what she was doing. She was playing. panny anything Oh, Roger, we was just playing pancake. Yeah. Of course, there is classic. Are are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Tennessee. I still like I still like better. You're a nine because I'm the one you need.
Speaker: see that's better that's getting there or do goinging through the we do the whole um you know you're 68 do me and i'll owe you one just saying hey that's worked in the past i'm just saying i'm gonna give you a pity A pity. the pity applaes You got a pity applause on that one. Go back. As the President Manhor of the nonsensical network, I take offense. A pity of laws applause. Pity applause.
Speaker: I can totally take offense. Yeah, you should. You have like this huge bar that you need to uphold. Yeah. You set the bar up here, and you're coming down under you. I can always ask her. Granny, you'd rather her be coming down. Are you Google? Are you Google? Because you're everything I'm searching for. ah That's a good one. And relevant to the times. Exactly. I'm trying to do a lot of hitting the old man. Yeah. OK. I'll give you that one. I will give you that one.
Speaker: as ah as a as ah as as Like I said, as the the the resident man whore, some of these lines actually work. i
Speaker: But usually we're at the bar. I'm drunk. It's funnier. Yeah. Which one? I was going to say that. You're best for it. You're best for it. I see me in action. I'm just saying, you know, you see me pick up chicks. I usually just show up and say something funny. Yeah. But I'm short and cute like Roger Rabbit. So she's going to go home with me. She's not going to go home with six foot guy over here. yes you see you yeah you'd probably be your type
Speaker: better just because i'm sure hi mean i mean what i just like i sawan like five like when you six five six six and roger is short with bunny ear so i can get myself some bunny ears at the the the yeah But I got a carrot in my pants, would you like a bite? Somebody drops the carrot joke. Finally! Finally! Finally!
Speaker: It's not orange. Oh my gosh! Like how long do you need to hold that carrot in your hand before you just let it go? That's what she said.
Speaker: Yeah. um Drop the carrot. Oh, I'm going to clip that one. yeah
Speaker: No, he's asking if she's a stick or a carrot kind of girl. Oh, there you go. Yeah. Carrot or a carrot kind of girl. i think I think she's kind of wild as well. Yeah, she's definitely going to mess in Amsterdam. and red Yeah. Oh yeah. Ginger. Definitely. Yeah. Hey, let's go check. See if you have a soul. I'll probe you.
Speaker: I'm an alien. I'm going to probe you. Let's judge these two. That's why kids are cartoons. like how you How are you picking up on a cartoon? like like How does that work? anybody I can pick up. I mean, but she. I don't know. She she's my one of the lines. It's always that's the challenge. You know what? We're not a line that works every time. Excuse me. Do you have a life? I lost my lighter. And then you said Ellie Crutch instead. I mean, I don't know. She does.
Speaker: that You know, you can always ask you, do you smoke after sex? Let's find out. I never check.
Speaker: Or. I don't know. You smoke every second. I don't know. I've never checked. That could work. Let's start a fire.
Speaker: Or, excuse me, you have something on your dress. Let me erase that off you. There you go. Rubbing a stick and a carrot together. I don't know. See, I think you just took this.
Speaker: youre You're supposed to be taking a test. She's the Lindsay Lohan of cartoon character. So she's got that fire push. Let's just say, start that fire. She has a redhead. She has a redhead.
Speaker: I thought you were going to say she had daddy issues. Well, there's there's well, I guarantee she's got a daddy issue. I thought you were building up to see if she had daddy issues. So there's two of them right there. You ask her to the carpets, maggots, and the drapes, and then you ask her, daddy's home.
Speaker: we um Oh, my God. Give her the old daddy's home, baby. Don't have to worry. i Need a I need a cringe sound effect I need and He said goes you need only met yeah the three thing i know we use came off as that dude up you came off you came off as that dude that pulls up in a fucking white baby like you want some candy and
Speaker: I got a good chance, Maria. ah What is her? what what do So I say to Jessica Rabbit, what do you and the Little Mermaid have in common? What if he and the Little Mermaid have in common? We both want to be part of your group.
Speaker: Does she? Oh, yeah. Little Mermaid is part of somebody's world. There you go. Yeah. yeah Yeah, I guess it could work. I'm just saying. Do I have others? Again, for originality. I can also handle my cell phone and say, I'm sorry, my phone is broken. It's missing your number.
Speaker: Yeah, that could work.
Speaker: you know, what's missing from one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and eight, nine? Your number.
Speaker: That's a little complicated. It is. It's a hard one to get out. It's hard to work in that conversation. Hey, I want a one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. I think you gave me a number. to I don't have your number. Yeah, I don't have your number. Can you draw on your digits? Draw on your digits maybe? I don't know.
Speaker: no
Speaker: trying to think of another that's gonna all did yeah ah it's a cartoon can i just grab her by the hair oh you fan style yeah circle circle with those circle one of And actually I think the correct answer is you don't you don't pick her up you just draw one of those circle and It drops right into your room like and then you jump them all with her and then take the take the hole Yeah, like a black hole Yeah, so just a strip straight up straight up. I could ask her if she likes magic and I can make it. She is a cartoon, so it's not as weird. Yeah, yeah, no, I mean, like normal person, obviously, but here.
Speaker: here And it's not right, even. That's right, even. So it's like. Just a doctor. I'm certain. I'm certain to think about that little black round hole that you never mind. Yeah, yeah, I was thinking I was like, Ron, hold too. yeah You just drop a cert, you know, you throw that, that, that vanishing hole and then you shove her in it and then you just jump in behind her and then take the hole with you. behold so There's the, there's the the, there's the pickup. So actually you're not picking her up, you're putting her down. circle
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Speaker: Do you guys remember what time we came back from our break it's about thirty minutes um fifteen five minutes go but ten twenty minutes ago and hi a don has a bit i wouldn't answer like it's gonna be my next So this show is not gonna be one of those long Leggy's up in the house. Welcome, Leggy. See, I'm not keeping up with the chat. It's hard. It's hard, isn't it? With the chat. It's not as easy as I'm trying to show it and it's not showing. There it goes. I know, right? It's like bouncing all around. Yeah. So after these two just got done looking foolish, trying to pick up Jessica Rabbit and she said fuck off and decided to go home with
Speaker: Roger instead. We're going to go ahead and move on to break number two and into our final round. Leggy, thank you for joining us tonight. If you have anything you want to add down in the comments, please do. What's that? i Like you said, it's hard. Oh my. What about Roger? It's always hard. I think there's a delay. There's a little bit. A little bit.
Speaker: Yes. Yes. Are you ready for your next one? Hard enough for Jessica. So on that note, we're going to move on to break number two. Review questions. wrong Wrong answers only down in the comments. What's that, Jeff? Oh, no. I was commenting. Go ahead. I think there's a huge delay. I'm getting a delay. There is. if There is a small delay. But I'm just like, oh, OK. Yeah, I was gonna say it's like one of those from of those Kung Fu movies from the 70s with the dub over. like mean oh but it's technical technical difficult Those are the best though.
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Speaker: and We're back right and welcome back. Give me one second guys Gotta send that message Gentlemen that the other guy who's supposed to be up just texted me back. Yes, and we're back Thank you for reminding me potato Potato leggy you've never seen half -baked Well, no, you should you need some wrong The funniest answer I saw was in the private chats Skittles totally so wrong I know I'm just I like I I want the funny answers I like the funny answers Skittles I think it was the funniest Leggy was pretty funny too because she's all confused and I'm not gonna tell you guys the real answers because that's not the point all right so welcome back to whose argument is it anyways and I have been splacking on the whole
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Speaker: I'm a cute little inkling. No, Leggy, you're right. Leggy, I'm confused, too, because of my day. So you're fine. Just potato. It's just half baked. I thought you said half baked, question mark. You've never seen that. OK, yeah, like so half baked in his name. If you have, awesome. Question number three, the last third topic for tonight
Speaker: Oh, see, I didn't get it. We don't have Steven. I just got it. Steven wanted to play the joke. Anyway, so. but
Speaker: Oh, that delay is killing us. Cheers. So our third question for the night is we're going to turn it up a little bit so. Who gives the better BJ? When I say BJ, I mean Bill Job. B -I -L -L Job. Daffy Duck or Donald Duck. Si, you're going to be arguing for Daffy, Jeff. You're going to be arguing for Donald. And go. Oh, Si, you go first. You've been better argument tonight anyway, Jeff. but You just suck.
Speaker: um So for Daffy? Yeah, you got Daffy. Okay. Well, I'm going to lay that ad. Did you hear? I'm sorry. Yeah. No, no, no, no. I don't know. Yeah. You're, you're for, yeah. You have Daffy for Daffy. Okay. Well, I mean, the reason I think that unless you guys want to switch, I mean, if you guys want to switch, let's go ahead and switch. Cause I, cause before the show, Si was saying, okay, let's, okay. Let's see what I'm totally for. I'm totally for Daffy.
Speaker: I have reasons why. Okay. Okay. All right. Let's do that. Go ahead and switch. Psy. I did too. Psy is going to be pro. Psy is going to be pro Donald Duck BJ and Jeff's going to be pro Daffy Duck BJ. Okay. Psy, go ahead my man. You start. All right. Well, I think I definitely know Donald would that kind of way though because just because he doesn't make much sense, right? He's got that thing in his throat and he like, it's always messing up his voice. Like he's like, and then when he gets pissed, he's like, wow so it's like, if he's doing all that, I'm thinking he's probably got a lot of them.
Speaker: right so that's why I'm thinking Donald would give better ones and plus Daffy talks too much I mean he's always trying to explain stuff and and talk his way out of things so I think it definitely would be Donald for that reason just because he's got the the throat thing going on you know the the and I because not only can Daffy remove his bill but the dude's got a wet mouth You know, you you can literally just take that bill and slip around backwards. Great. Donald's a throat goat. Is that what you're saying? Yeah. So so happy he's got the wet mouth. His tongue moves a lot. I'm just saying so we can tickle everything. And of course, like I said, you can move his bill around to the back so you can really grab the head. And of course, he gets angry when he does it, too.
Speaker: so you get that quote that that what's it looks like angry angry book yeah but the thing is though i mean with his his bill moving around it's like yes there's nothing there so you just sit in an empty spot like like where the mascara starts running Yeah, like get tears on his eyes and and he's just he's angry about it because he get daffy does get angry. So you just grab his hand and just get but Donald gets more angry than daffy does. Yeah, but he moves around a lot when he's Donald gets angry and he he he moves around, you know, it's like destroying stuff. So you got to hold that hu her down where daffy just sits there. it's Yeah, but that's what the strats are for.
Speaker: You just time down. That's just just lays them down and yeah, you ain't going nowhere. Mm hmm. yeah
Speaker: Well, they can email us at nonsensical nonsense at Gmail dot com. You say. What club? Yeah, there it is. Nonsensical nonsense podcast at Gmail dot com. I'm just saying.
Speaker: No, I was going to say they can email us, go suck my dick back down. It might come back. They can. ah I think because Donald has the throat thing, he can't swallow as well. Like he's got a gag reflex. Daffy doesn't. Daffy can move his bill around, though, and then I've even seen it like opened up on top of his head and then he wears it like a hat, like a crown like this. yeah for mean so way I Well, no, but that's the point you can't get in deep you only get in as far as his bill is because when he takes his bill off of where his mouth is it's flat It's like you can't even see anything down on the other man. He's got his throat messed up for a reason Hey, hey so heyy sigh sigh sigh yeah sigh sigh
Speaker: I just I just want to throw this out there. I understand what size talking ah about. But Jeff, Jeff doesn't understand the idea of botting them out because he's so short. Yeah, exactly. Tootsie Roll. I know you're you're you're a big man. There must be. I'm not. yeah There is a big delay. usually There's a huge delay. Yeah. Yeah. I just think that Daphne's got that super wet mouth. And if you do remove his bill, that means you got deeper access. But the thing is, when he takes his bill off, there's nothing there. Like it's flush. It's not like there's a hole, right? it the one are ah You can't see it because he's a black So not because he's a black duck.
Speaker: you can yeah i which you got a real pro gun see um you're not met me I know you very well. I know you very well, but okay But the whole the whole point is yeah donald Because of his throat and pet, you know his throat And the fact that he he cant like you can't Pronunciate words properly
Speaker: You know, he's been Bill. He does have a big tongue. Give you that. He's just got a big tongue. He's got a massive tongue. And yeah, so once I think we'll get in the way of my dick. OK, but he's tongue is kind of pointy and tickly so he can get the back, too. But he's going to get the back all the way up to the end of his bill because he takes the thing off and there's nothing left. Everything, man. He can tickle the taint with his feathers, too.
Speaker: He can't tickle anything with that. Not with that bill, that removable bill that moves all about. And then it would crack down. You'd see for action. OK, so when you remove the bill, do you throw it on the floor and then do you keep hitting the bill or do you dig into where his mouth should be? His tongue's in the bill, isn't it? His tongue's in the... the the the
Speaker: he's got a speech up and it meant how biology was oh he's got a list because if that did that this fix and so he's got he's got the ah thick but um
Speaker: yeah but bottle gets angry look at seven pointker Like it's really angry and you probably want him angry because he does that whole you know safety and and everything around yeah but the one and when donald gets angry he bounces around the dam so but not a thing he just but Yeah, he just works his jaw a lot but see if you're on top of Donald and with your knees holding his shoulders down. He ain't going nowhere. You mouth raping him? I mean, some my girl about how else am I going to get a job out of an animated duck? You got to hold him down.
Speaker: but stop but ah screen robert say I've been a part of.
Speaker: but but I just, I think, I truly think that that Donald has that. i we I'm having a hard time being pro or or con on that statement because they are cartoons. They are, they are cartoons. They don't have any rights. So, you know, you just, you just take it. But now you don't have any rights either, his team. Well, I don't know. same down donald I'm sorry, Daffy's got teeth. Yeah, I have to look at picture Daffy. Yeah, Daffy's got teeth. that's why That's another reason why Donald would give the better bill job. No, he doesn't. He does. He's had a couple where he's like... I have seen Daffy duck her teeth, yes.
Speaker: Yeah, see, so you're getting scraped and cut up, Jeff. You can get scraped and cut up on that word. I'm not that big, sir.
Speaker: ah but that You don't have to be big to get scraped and cut up. The teeth are right in the front, so you're get all eviscerated. So you're saying Daffy Duck bites. He like drags the teeth. Well, you look like he talks a lot. He speaks a lot. So, I mean, there are no teeth. Okay. Now, that's one where he didn't have teeth but there are one. There are some where he does have teeth. I'm going to look at him. I'm going to show you guys. Hold on. Hold on. I got it.
Speaker: yeah He done. See, um there is. There is. that who is Donald's got the patience on it. Does does Daffy Duck have teeth? That is the question. But see, Donald's got that point of duug where Daffy has that big, big tongue.
Speaker: All right. Hold up. Just say. Because you want the big tongue kind of wrapped around.
Speaker: not toval uga hey he has's a beat He's got big teeth. Like for dentures though. They didn't look like dentures but yeah he's got Daffy Duck has teeth. Daffy Duck does have teeth. And I'll throw it to you. More like the real thing. Right there. still teeth that's teeth look at like look at that he's got teeth right there so if you he exactly so if you're not so if you're nice enough he'll take them out right exactly they're dentures he can take them out i mean but does this one look like dentures that one doesn't look like dentures to me i have to show that i brought the evidence my man
Speaker: the the the the the the the well however however about you look right there back and you're going to lose you're going to lose parts because dude's got pointy teeth, man. Oh, you're going to lose. Yeah, that tongue is tongue is all pointy, too. I mean, that's that's right down the pea hole kind of kind of point like like literally like expanding. Ouch. outuch Ouch. Ouch. Well, that's not. Ouch. Daffy is clearly the better choice. Yeah, that looks like a demonic blowjob.
Speaker: yeah that's that's something like no i've had those they're not one and do they retract i mean because like for the my part he doesn't smile on let's let's assume that both ducks teeth retract because you don't always see their teeth a so okay but if but when they're angry could do the teeth come out like a vampire that's what i'm thinking or when they're in the mood, you know, like vampires. Yeah, why not? And then they extract like like things and stuff. Yeah, that could be a not to mention actor. I'm done with my blowjob. This dude can take me on an adventure because he's dark winged up.
Speaker: So I get I get he gets dinner and I get a show.
Speaker: and and
Speaker: it and It's the Miley Cyrus and blow jobs. It's the best of both worlds. It's the Hannah Montana blow job. That's right folks. We got two grown men argue about who would give a better blow job. Donald or Daffy. A bill job. It's a bill job. just book I'm still getting my dick sucked. It doesn't matter what it it call it's gonna be all so
Speaker: Yeah, that's yeah, that's pretty good reference. Yeah, because it's it's it's a bill. You're right. It's a bill job. Yeah. But once again, so wet, thick -tongued mouth versus a pointy mouth. OK. It sounds like he gargles.
Speaker: OK, so we already saw Donald's tongue. What's Daffy's tongue look like, though? He's got a thick tongue.
Speaker: Does he really? Daffy Duck. Daffy Duck tongue. He's got a thick tongue. That is a pretty damn thick tongue. Yeah. the dude's got a thick tongue. So and I got ah I got picture proof. Oh, yeah, like this one. There it is. since That's a thick tongue. man you're at Yeah, he can tickle it all. as say that for everybody
Speaker: So once again, you get you know, you get a little action around the size. Tickle the balls where where Donald might stab you in the balls with that sharp ass tongue Yeah, just is it pretty pointy? So once again, I think dog Donald or Daffy is the better Choice for the sip. I'm not that we're God I hope I don't ever have to make this place in real life But just just because of the just because of the removable bill part That's why I think it's not because that removable bill is scary, dude
Speaker: like it's a scary thing but if you remove the bill you can get down the throat but what throat there's no throat it's emptiness it's an empty space like it's just like a void or something and then he's just got like magic like it's a magical removable bill that he can attach and reattach and then he can put it in different parts like he can put it on his ass he can put it i don't know where he puts it that way
Speaker: chain right I'm not worried to have he put doing with that mouth of his, but the fact that it's removable, that to me is scary. um I
Speaker: cause what, ah what if in the, in the, in the heat of battle or whatever, the heat of the moment, you know, you're excited and you shake them and then the damn bill falls off and your junk's inside. I mean, you're screwed with that because it's a challenge. it's a challenge And then the teeth engage and clap down on your stuff and then detach it. Oh, no, you're gonna Bob it lorena bobint all over again man ah' good with that that's what second the air trap channel but is but is like like the walking but is it also like a bucke noise So you don't need him you just got the bill
Speaker: Well, I mean, the bill's where the action's at, but at the same time. So you could be like, you know what, Donald? You stay home tonight. Or you know what, Daphne, you stay home tonight. I'm going to just take the bill. Well, we get night um I'm give you a night off because of the bill. And he could say, just put it on my bill.
Speaker: but um no way way
Speaker: oh my um talk about the bill that's very this is definitely why this conversation i've had a minute um it was fucking and
Speaker: Are you gentlemen ready to move into closing arguments? I am, I am. please
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Speaker: oh yeah um harvard by way say Okay, wow no you're good like So the delay on my side is like by five five ten seconds, it's horrible yeah Please so
Speaker: debut episode foiled by delay. So, OK, going into closing arguments, we had be crime right no three topics tonight.
Speaker: Who won? You, Jeff, make your case. Just real pithy and then we'll move on. Go ahead. Who won the argument? Who won the argument on Daffy? On all three. Oh, this delay is not good. All right. So the first one was, was about, uh, what was it? What was the first one about again? What kind of music was Connor? Oh, okay. So I think I won the Sasquatch battle three. All Just, just give a, a, give a picture. Oh, okay. So yeah, definitely. I think music. Yeah. Big foot music. I definitely won that one.
Speaker: And then there was the one about Jessica Rabbit. I didn't have any pickup lines. It's been too long since I've been in the game out there trying to pick up also on somebody. I don't have to pick up like that. oh But she's a part down too. So it's like, how do I approach a part down? So that that's that's the part I got. I heard even an argument about how you would get head from a duck.
Speaker: but It's because Daphne has a detachable bill and you're actually going to end up castrating yourself. But then also, Donald, he could probably get you two because his teeth are sharp. So we're both screwed either way, in my opinion. So I think it's i think it's a draw, in my opinion. Well, I think when it comes to the the Sasquatch music, I will concede that you did win that. um But pick it up, just grab it. I guarantee I've taken her one way or another. And of course,
Speaker: I think when it comes to who's the better bill job, it comes down to Daffy's. Daffy's got to be the way to go because he's got that wet mouth. He's got that big, thick tongue. And you're going to have a good time either way. But you're going to have a better time with Daffy. But the bill's detachable, man. It it falls off. you like Take you with me while he goes takes a nap. But but the point is he gets hit in the head. while you're in the heat of the moment and then you hit his head because he's doing his job and it falls out while you're in the midst of it you're gonna get hurt no like it's gonna something's getting removed and i'm just saying at the end of the day i think he's gonna be you know i guarantee you he swallows and and of course but it comes out the back of the bill but if he wants to take a nap
Speaker: I still can take it with me. So I still get what I need while he takes a nap. But you're not taking it with you because you joke, you joke just got severed off because as soon as you get, you grab him by the back of the head. I'll get James the rabbit and draw me a new one. Okay. Well, that's a, that's a good way to, you know, increase your sizes, right? yeah exactly a i don't want one one
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Speaker: i want master serve a like a drive on Like a giant can of monster energy
Speaker: people aren' Somebody with that one i got a duck thanks i Or just make it detachable, you know, you could just couldn Just reattach it like was I entered the dragon yeah like the different claws for his hand ah yeah ready for the Results sure pa let's give results and
Speaker: Oh my good gosh, that is such a huge delay. No, this delay has been kicked in my ass when I I'll say something and then like seven seconds later I get a response. So I'm going to go ahead and say and designate side of the winner because I rule.
Speaker: Yes. la yeah
Speaker: Sigh wins automatically, won because he stepped up to fill this void and I appreciate him. Go ahead, Sigh. Go ahead. Go ahead, Jeff. That just makes you the master debater of the week. I am I am a master debater. He definitely He definitely won the Bigfoot argument. And he def... He is the master debater of the week, yes, yes. Absolutely fucking losers.
Speaker: He definitely rules you on the duck controversy. yeah because evening Jeff, I will give you the other one now. i yes i get testster rabbit or i get do mean um tweet hu To be French I think you want I mean that would actually really make you the winner if you're going home and just grab it kind of so like was donald and and i get to like the anger issues So, you know
Speaker: yeah but I think you got the better deal on this. um really twitters That's a good point. That's a very good point. We are all winners tonight. I got a Sasquatch in a freak. The argument, but Jeff wins the night. Don't tell me Jeff wins the night. You got the better and the best for damn sure. yes that
Speaker: by jo i oh but yeah ah oh
Speaker: I'm gonna start shutting this down. So let's go ahead and thanks I for joining us tonight. I appreciate you no problem no in the future Let me know but oh Absolutely, man, there's always always an open invitation here Jeff I want to thank you too. I'm sorry you won and you lost. That's a good argument as i made actually want ah There you go and on that note I'm gonna go ahead and next week is gonna be video games Who would win in the fight against the Super Mario Brothers and Double Dragon?
Speaker: Movie is gonna be Michael Keaton versus the Christian Bell Batman and I'm gonna spin these don't worry Yes, and superpowers who has best superpowers? but These are like mundane Unuseful superpowers um turn pillows into ice cream versus shoot Elmer's glue from your fingertips. So with that being said but This so argument is it anyways where the topics are not typical they are definitely nonsensical and let's have fun people because that is what life is about and let's and this has been a production of non -central netwood
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