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Episode 225: 2ND TASTE: Ep. #225: “Liars and Whiners and Pears, Oh My!”

AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini

67 plays · May 11, 2023

*THIS WEEK:* * A forgotten rapper commits treason and just like President Coloring Book, avoids the firing squad. * A non-famous, non-binary, non-ACTRESS just doesn’t fit in at the Emmys! Waaahhh! More inclusivity! * When did turning on the TV take 12 minutes? A step-by step guide on, “How to Watch TV in the Modern Era” *On “A la Carte”:* Kamala “SlingBlade” Harris wins “The 2023 Redundancy Awards”, the Worst. Hawk. Ever., and Bill Gates’ latest sneaky way to try and kill us all! *On “3 Pro Things”: America’s “greatest threat in any of our lifetimes”, more FACTS showing EVs suck, and another REAL woman is done with men playing pretend. *DRYBAR COMEDY SPECIAL: “Amateur Nation*”: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/lous* *MAIN: https://www.lousantini.com/* *SUBSCRIBE* on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOh5fIZVQdT0VG2M59S0Vwg*  *Facebook:* https://facebook.com/lousantinientertainment  *Instagram:* https://www.instagram.com/lou.santini3/ *Truth Social:* https://truthsocial.com/@lousantini3 *LinkedIn:* https://www.linkedin.com/in/lousantini/ *GETTR:* https://gettr.com/user/lousantini

Transcript

Speaker: Meet Horace, a young person who is clearly a woman, but is playing pretend identifying as... My name is Horace and I'm a red-tailed hawk.

Speaker: In our world I do have the body of a hawk, but while fronting I consider myself a therian because I am in a human body but my identity is still a hawk.

Speaker: I am doing my best to come to terms with living in a human body.

Speaker: She's wearing glasses.

Speaker: Hawks have perfect eyesight.

Speaker: Worst hawk ever.

Speaker: Now Dylan Mulvaney is the spokesperson for Maybelline, but he wasn't born with it.

Speaker: Maybe it's make-believe.

Speaker: I got no more use for this guy.

Speaker: The world's only father to yet have never seen a naked breast now devotes all his time to poisoning humans and killing us off.

Speaker: The very people who bought all his computers.

Speaker: The Noiv!

Speaker: And now his latest science experiment, it's a coating that will not wash off.

Speaker: It forms a delicious barrier of edible material on the skin or peel of fruits and vegetables.

Speaker: Mmm!

Speaker: Mmm!

Speaker: Well, that sounds about as appetizing as a big pie and plate of dirt or something.

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