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Episode 225: 2ND TASTE: Ep. #225: “Liars and Whiners and Pears, Oh My!” image

Episode 225: 2ND TASTE: Ep. #225: “Liars and Whiners and Pears, Oh My!”

S5 E225 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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*THIS WEEK:*

  • A forgotten rapper commits treason and just like President Coloring Book, avoids the firing squad.
  • A non-famous, non-binary, non-ACTRESS just doesn’t fit in at the Emmys! Waaahhh! More inclusivity!
  • When did turning on the TV take 12 minutes? A step-by step guide on, “How to Watch TV in the Modern Era”

*On “A la Carte”:* Kamala “SlingBlade” Harris wins “The 2023 Redundancy Awards”, the Worst. Hawk. Ever., and Bill Gates’ latest sneaky way to try and kill us all!

*On “3 Pro Things”:
America’s “greatest threat in any of our lifetimes”, more FACTS showing EVs suck, and another REAL woman is done with men playing pretend.

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Transcript

Introduction to Horace's Identity as a Therian

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Meet Horace, a young person who is clearly a woman, but is playing pretend identifying as... My name is Horace and I'm a red-tailed hawk.
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In our world I do have the body of a hawk, but while fronting I consider myself a therian because I am in a human body but my identity is still a hawk.
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I am doing my best to come to terms with living in a human body.
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She's wearing

Humorous Contrasts in Horace's Identity

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glasses.
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Hawks have perfect eyesight.
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Worst hawk ever.
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Now

Dylan Mulvaney and Maybelline Campaign

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Dylan Mulvaney is the spokesperson for Maybelline, but he wasn't born with it.
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Maybe it's make-believe.
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I got no more use for this

Tech Figure's Peculiar Habits

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guy.
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The world's only father to yet have never seen a naked breast now devotes all his time to poisoning humans and killing us off.
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The very people who bought all his computers.
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The Noiv!
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And now

Science Experiment on Food Coatings

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his latest science experiment, it's a coating that will not wash off.
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It forms a delicious barrier of edible material on the skin or peel of fruits and vegetables.
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Mmm!
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Mmm!
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Well, that sounds about as appetizing as a big pie and plate of dirt or something.