Nonsensical Nonsense 256 WE SUCK!!

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Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: Hey! What's going on everybody? Welcome to Nonsense Go Nonsense!

Speaker: Oh, we're not going to get up because I got bottles to me. Anywho, hopefully you guys are having a good weekend. You had a good week. We're back. Tony's here. He'll be joining us momentarily. Lord Oledo is where Jeff is probably at a, uh, playground or

Speaker: a school or something offering free puppies or candy to small children. Who knows at this point what Jeff is doing? And then, of course, you got me. Clickers in the building. Hanging out with you guys. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out on all social media. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and TikTok. Don't forget you can hang out with us every Monday, Wednesday and Saturday on YouTube and Twitch.

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Speaker: Anywho, we are here. Here comes Jeff. I'm co -host of a podcast and I wait until five o 'clock to go to the grocery store when the show starts at six o 'clock.

Speaker: I love the house at noon. First of all, Shorty, I was being nice to leaving your business out. But now that we're on it, now that we're on to it, hey, I do a podcast at 6 o 'clock. I'm going to wait until 5 .45 to shave my face, shave my head, and take a shower. Well, it's nobody's business. First of all, I have to work this morning. So all y 'all who talking shit kiss my ass. What's going on, motherfucker? It's your half today. What's up?

Speaker: Oh no, it's literally already saying your shit, y 'all. It started pissing around. Tony taking his shit. No, it started. And I was like, shit. You're saying so much shit. You're saying so much shit. You're saying so much shit. You're saying so much shit. You're saying so much shit. You're saying so much shit. You're saying so much shit. You're saying so much shit. You're saying so much shit. You're saying so much shit. You're saying so much shit.

Speaker: It sounds like yesterday. I was on my way home from work and what's going on, Jeeves? I was on my way home from work and it started storming and Nicky and I decided we wouldn't go out to eat and we did a couple other things. So we were out running around and of course the first restaurant we go to, it's just pouring down rain. We run in and they got this big long ass weight. Neither one of us was willing to move the weight. So of course, by the time we came out, the rain got up.

Speaker: Yeah. But before we get too far into the show. Yeah. I got a little bit of a birthday shout out. Yeah. To my to my oldest daughter. Yeah. She just came 18 yesterday. She's officially an adult quote unquote.

Speaker: Tony's podcast dance partner. Yeah, happy birthday to her for real. Her and Nikki spent a good chunk of the day together yesterday. Went and got their nails and stuff did. Yeah, I saw the pictures. Went to Starby's.

Speaker: She had a good day. She went, got to go shopping and shit like that. I sent her her birthday money. Of course, she's, she spent her and all her birthday money that I sent her, she spent at one store on a pair of jeans and a t -shirt. Did you expect anything less? I'm like Austin.

Speaker: These damn kids, these damn kids close, man. It's ridiculous how much they they are these days. And that's why we don't go shopping. Shit, I was on. I was on my my my peers still starting up, Chris. Get your shit together. Get your fucking life to put together before you come on my show. I got damage.

Speaker: No, I have so many programs on my fucking computer every time I started up It takes forever. Get some of your fucking links turn it to delete half this shit on your computer It's your fucking life together, man. Yeah, it's not like it's all work stuff. Okay, that's different Yeah between between

Speaker: I got work. The cookout we did Tuesday for her birthday and then shopping and everything like that and sending her money. I don't know. I honestly didn't know what the hell to get her for her birthday, man. So I just, I just sent her money. Yeah. What's up? How you doing, man?

Speaker: So I just sent her money, which completely shocked her. Because she called me freaking out. She was like, did you mean to do that? And I'm like, no, actually, I didn't send that back to me. No, totally messed up. I was like, what did the memo say? Plus an extra $20 surcharge.

Speaker: because you know in cash app you can put a little memo on there and I was like what did the memo say why did you think I accidentally said happy birthday I love you have a good day blah blah blah get something nice here's a dollar kid nice not expensive I mean I think I sent her way more money than she thought you did well speaking of question now

Speaker: I have a question for you, Chris, speaking of - I'm rich, bitch. No, okay. No, here's my thing. So my job, please close my door. My job, I technically work on commission, you know, if you remove myself. We could have one show without you bringing up your imaginary job. Shut the fuck up. You can tell the marketing. It would be amazing. But Tanya works this, she plays the stock market.

Speaker: And my question is this, if you worked on commission and Nikki made more than you, obviously it's not upsetting, but it's a competition, am I right? No. If we're both working on competition, it's not a competition like, I have to win, but it's like, I made more than you, ha, ha, ha, or something like this. I would love to answer your question, but I can't quite understand it because you're glitching out so bad right now.

Speaker: No, it's my work stuff still popping up. What's going on, RaderBrick? Probably got a virus. I mean, I mean, I mean... Get in here. No, Mike. No, I don't think I've ever looked at... But it's not like I'm mad that she made more money than me. But she literally lies in bed and stares at her phone, and she outdid me by $1 ,000.

Speaker: And I sat here in my office for 12 hours a day. It's kind of fucked up. Yes. You sit at a desk all day and you've talked about how you watch movies or you'll watch TV or you'll do this. So I mean, it's really, I have it on the background. That's in the background. It's basically the same.

Speaker: But no, never once has it ever been. But my point is, my point is it's not, it doesn't bother me that she made more money. My competitive spirit, he both had his job where he didn't want to win. I think I'm one of the most competitive people on the planet. Oh God.

Speaker: and not ever once in my life was when I was with somebody, was there anything competitive when it came to making money or working or anything like that? Jeff is fucked today. His internet is such or whatever. I'm not mad about it. It's all good. Yeah. Oh, to ask you a question, Jeff, I actually

Speaker: I actually encourage when I was married, my wife was making more money than me for junk. And then I started matching what she made. It's not an issue. It's not an issue, but it's like, I want to win.

Speaker: No, but it's, it's, it's, it's, you know, of course we spend the money, you know, we, we decide on how everything's spent, but I still want to win. And it's not a competition to hurt, but it's a competition to me. Even if I beat her by a dollar, that's winning. You know? And you know, and you know why? Because it's winning to me. Yeah, but you're being an asshole. I'm going to tell you why. The two of you are married. The more you make, the more the two of you do together. The end. No, but it's, it's, it's, it's, it's kind of like this high competition.

Speaker: The more he makes, the more she gets to travel the world. Asshole. Asshole, which is pretty much true. I mean, it's true. She beats me by five dollars. I'm kind of like, damn it. But as we've discussed on this show, Jeff, it all comes down to one thing with you. Everything comes down to the fact that you are always constantly, for no fucking reason, trying to overcompensate for something.

Speaker: I'm not. I can't go buy a car because if I buy a car, I'm going to drive it off a lot and a warranty is going to be void. No, that is not good. If I don't buy a car because I don't go anywhere, what's wrong? Oh, Jesus. I literally leave the house. Okay, I can't have this conversation with you, dude. I can't go outside. I haven't drunk enough beer yet. I'm good. I'm good by beer. That's why she leaves. That's why she leaves. I get it now.

Speaker: I can't do it. No, just don't compete with her. I understand where you're coming from. You could do it for fun, but knowing you. It's a fun competition. It's not like we're upset about it. I don't know. You probably already shook her and smacked her twice today.

Speaker: Jesus. No, but it's like, you know, it's one of the things like, you know, I'm working random, right? Yeah. No, but it's a friendly thing. And it's like, who can let us start the show first technician. Let us start the goddamn show first.

Speaker: with the dinner report. What we had yesterday, fuck. Yo, mom. Oh wait, sorry. I haven't had one yet, Chris, just so you know. You know how hard these are to find down here? Cool ranch burritos. Take a guess how much this bag of chips was. Standard bag of chips. Five dollars. Five million pesos. No. I actually have to do the math in 48 pesos.

Speaker: won't forget to do the math after he asked us. Don't ask questions if you don't even know the answers to, like he was asking us because he didn't even know Tony. He was like, do you guys know? This is gonna be like the same price as it is up here. Watch. Well, Jeff, carry the one. Do you need to borrow your kids to have extra fingers and toes? Kevin, Michelle, come help Daddy. I'm counting again.

Speaker: Because the son of a bitch, this guy don't live in a third world country. If there's things that you enjoy that you can't get like me, I'm going to stay in America because I can get Miller light wherever I want the official beer of nonsense. Well, nonsense, ladies and gentlemen, Miller light, no trans cans here.

Speaker: low calories. It's healthy for you. And it's tasty. So did you figure out the math by Jeff? Goodbye, Jeff. No, my internet's slow. It's $8. $8 for this bag. Is that like

Speaker: actual bag of chips or is it like one of those little fun like quote unquote single bags? It's it's uh how big is this bag? It's a standard bag about the size of my head. Eight dollars but as you see it's exported from the States so they don't they like normal bags like they make cool ranch they make regular Doritos

Speaker: Yeah, exactly. They make very cheap Doritos. You buy here where they're like $3 a bag. That's all you need. $8. So, like, I have to keep them on my office. Nobody actually likes cool ranch Doritos. Yeah, they do. People do. Yes, they do. Shut your whore house. Yes, man. Just like this. They love cool ranch Doritos. They love that shit. Best chips ever. They fucking love that shit. I'm so sure. It's just like nobody actually likes Morgan Wall. I see sure everybody in their brother has

Speaker: Spicy, like same thing. Spicy chips here. Every brand you think of, they're spicy chips. They're like $3 back. All that hot shit is so popular and trendy right now. It's everywhere you go. All that spicy shit, it's stupid. I can't get ranch anything. I can get ranch dressing. That's an it.

Speaker: Like I can't get ranch flavored anything. So buying cool ranch burritos there technically is a treat because they're so. Just want a regular bag of chips. Why is everything spicy? Well, no, I like spicy chips. Like we, we buy a bread. They're actually says on the bag chips and they're jalapeno. They're really good. And, but every once in a while it's like, I don't want the spice shit. I want, you know, I want some flavor. I want some something different.

Speaker: Right, Jeeves? All of you out there in the world, I have an open challenge. Last year, or the year before, Doritos had white cheddar Doritos, then they also had spicy white cheddar. If anybody could find spicy white cheddar, I would like to know. Because I can't find it nowhere in the States anymore.

Speaker: I don't think I've ever even seen that, Tony, to be honest with you. I haven't. I'm going to have to restart my controller. I'll be right back. I have to restart my controller. What up, Cam? Cam, what's good? You like the new Cam filter on Snapchat? I'm good without spicy in my life. All that spicy shit is unnecessary.

Speaker: No, that's spicy white cheddar. If you put that with a decent cheese at a game, like watching a Superbowl or whatever. Yeah. I'm telling you now. It's the business. I was showing everybody when I was on Haps. eBay has it at an outrageous price that I refuse to pay. And I do mean outrageous. You know, it takes a lot for me to say that because I was, I was spending some money on some shit. What's up, warrior grandma? You made it.

Speaker: Nicki was playing with the filter last night. She's like, oh my god, it really does look like him. That's the filter. There's a filter on Snapchat. I sent it to you guys in our group chat. And it looks just like fucking Cam. Well, I'm not surprised. So our buddy Brandon and I have been Snapchatting each other for like the last three days, four days with it. See how the warrior grandma did it. She's to be honest with us.

Speaker: tell me what to do. You motherfuckers suck. I choose, I choose who I say hi to and who I don't say hi to. Tony D, I'm your happy warrior grandma. Tony's actions just cost you a hello. You motherfuckers suck. Choose your friends better next time, warrior grandma. You motherfuckers suck. I know who warrior grandma is and I was getting ready to say hello.

Speaker: I like Sami, but I do a good job at moderating the chat. I'm the best at it.

Speaker: I don't think they ever existed. I like to, I like to, um, yes, I'm talking about them cheddar Doritos. I like to consider myself, uh, in Scotland, look at the spicy white cheddar Doritos. Everybody on the globe, spicy. I have seen it. I have seen it not here, but I'm telling you and tasting shits. I'm telling you like I'm spicy and white, huh, Tony?

Speaker: It's not you, bitch. I'm just not you. I'm not spicy. I'm Sasquatchy. Not spicy. Shout out to Ike Patten, AKA touring the AFC South. He did a show with motherfucking... Hold on.

Speaker: He was up there with, what's my man's name used to be on ESPN? Michael Smith. Oh, was he really? Did it with Michael, motherfucker. Mike Patton, God damn it, Turner, AFC South. I forgot him on the broadcast when I shouted everybody out. Mike Patton, AKA, Turner, AFC South. He has done, he's been on the broadcast with Jamel Hill and Mike Smith. From now on, he is the man in sports.

Speaker: I just be talking shit. I mean, but is he? Motherfucking Mike Penn. Biggest Mike Penn. Biggest Mike Penn. I mean, is he the man? Wait, hold up. We gonna stop this. We gonna stop this right now. I mean. We talk shit. We talk sports. Let's just be 1 ,000. We talk shit. This motherfucker is talking to the actual sports reporters. I bow down to his superior. I bow down to his superior. I'm so serious. Until I get Steve and Ismael. We're not worthy. We're not worthy.

Speaker: I mean, I've talked to people at NASA. Does that make me the expert in the authority on all things space? Nobody at NASA. You talk the motherfucker up your ass, sir. That's who you talk to. I've talked to people from NASA. Debbie, how you doing? I've had customers that were former astronauts that I used to take care of there. I love to talk to them. I don't believe you. I love to talk to them. I'm just saying. If you get one of the former astronauts over here, I'll turn my belt in.

Speaker: Speaking of formers, did you gentlemen mention that the great Jerry Springer passed? Rest in peace, Jerry Springer, yes. Jerry Springer, the man that took care of us when we were sick. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.

Speaker: I, I was actually kind of upset. We lost Harry Belafonte. The man who did this on. Harry Fonte. Fonte. Tony Fonte. What's up kid? How you doing? How you doing? And let me go ahead and throw this out there. Fuck Chris. Say hi to Tony. Say hi to the white guy. The lady that lied on Emmett Till died the other day too.

Speaker: Who died yesterday, Tony? The lady. Remember, have you ever heard the story of Emmett Till? Yeah. No. The lady that told, that said that he did it? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw that. She just died a couple of days ago. And trust me, they are tearing her name into the ground. If you guys didn't know who Emmett Till was, I would ask Tony to refresh you guys, but he would just tell you to Google it. You would Google it. No, I'll fucking tell you.

Speaker: I am actually curious to know this story because I did see the post on Facebook, but I was the story about the lady or the or Emmett Till. I'm gonna tell the story period. The lady that died that accused the dude.

Speaker: But I don't know who the guy is either. I don't know. I am the best at reading the chat. But he got my admin privileges taken away so I can broadcast on more platforms. So I can't throw it up there. But thank you very much. People haven't published. Yes, they are haven't published that she died. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

Speaker: lend me your ears please i'm curious because i'm too lazy to actually google well you have to shut the fuck up so he can talk this is well i'm waiting oh too emma till was a child for chicago with the visit family in mississippi this was back 1955 i believe okay he saw a lady said hey baby how you doing he is a young black child she was an older white woman

Speaker: She went back and told her spouse and or significant other and or other people out of their way. She told people what he said. They went and found a young boy, took him out, beat him to half an inch of his life. Pretty much killed him. Because he said that to an older white woman in 1955, Mississippi. Wait, wait, wait, is he cat calling or just like, hey, how you doing? Okay. A normal pretty much just spoke to her in the regular.

Speaker: Okay, so it wasn't like hitting on her. He was just like, hey, I'm Emma, how you doing today? And anybody who wants to confirm this, Google that shit. The name is Emmett, E -M -M -I -T -T. Last name, Till, T -I -L -L. Spoiler alert, they just did a movie about it a couple of months ago. They've done several movies and television shows. Spoiler alert. Matter of fact, I covered it last year when I did my little random broadcast on Twitter if you didn't see it. He was beaten so bad, they was gonna do a closed casket funeral.

Speaker: His mother said, no, I want the casket open so they will know what they did to my baby. If you ever go to DC and you go to the African American Museum, which they just built within the past five, six, five, six, seven years, and I've actually gone, they actually have the casket there and the picture of his face would look like when they buried him. The lady about five, six years ago. Thank you, Helen. He was 14. About five or six years ago, she confessed that she made the story up.

Speaker: This bitch. She just died a couple of days ago at 88 years old. And trust me, the only people who are probably mourning her death will probably be her immediate family, her friends, the people who feel sorry for her. I'm going to give. No, I'm not. I'm not even going to say rest in peace because I'm mad. The boy was 14 years old.

Speaker: I was just I was just trying to look it up and it brought up. Like three just in Ohio.

Speaker: So that's why I was, that's why I was asking to clarify. Racism is fucked up. I'm gonna go ahead and say it because I've been quiet about it for a while and I'm about tired of this shit. But it's racism fucked up. It's racism fucked up. It's racism fucked up. It's racism fucked up. It's racism fucked up. It's racism fucked up. It's racism fucked up.

Speaker: Don't ask black folks why they got an attitude no more. Don't ask me why I get certain ways because of shit like that that motherfuckers get away with and the justice don't come until after they did. Fuck that. No, I agree. That's fucked up. Like she should have been right. Anybody got an offense to it. I ain't apologizing because half of y 'all don't apologize about your fucking mouth on the Internet. I'm with you. I'm with you. He was 14 years old. He deserves to die off of that shit.

Speaker: Quite frankly, if it was your child, how would you feel? If it was your ass, how would you feel? Yeah, this is your nonsensical nonsense Black History moment in my angry Black motherfucker. Damn right. I'm going to jail. Unfortunately, as terrible as the situation was,

Speaker: America was still in in trance and in turmoil with the racism and black and white segregation and everything like that.

Speaker: Well, Mississippi, Mississippi in the 50s was not the place for a black folk to be. I mean, not that they had a choice, but it was like, it was not the safest place. Yep. Still to this day. It's still not one of the safest places black people. Easy click. I'm controlling. I'm just doing. Wow. Wow. I'm just, I'm just putting comments up on the screen. Okay.

Speaker: I'm trying, I'm trying to bring myself down. I kind of want to present myself a little bit more. Well, you are about that same age in the 50s too. I feel like that makes me go back to my old mode, if you will. You were about that same age in the 50s, right? He was a little bit older than the 50s. You were like 35, 36 in the 50s. Trust me, I got a whole broadcast on shit. I was actually

Speaker: If you don't feel the anger after that broadcast I did, and honestly, Debbie, Helen, y 'all were there when I did it last summer. Y 'all know exactly what the fuck I'm talking about. I know.

Speaker: Debbie was emotional about it. Helen was emotional about it. Sadie was upset. Revolution McGinnis, if you ever see this, I know your position. Some of the shit that you've read in history has pissed you off. I know a few of you that will understand, but those of us who are black folks, nah, that shit infuriates us. We ain't got no sympathy for her. Her and Maude shot. They used to run a Cincinnati Reds. Nah. Probably anybody like that woman, period, regardless of her being a racist. If you died, Wilbond said nothing.

Speaker: I don't think anybody liked that woman regardless of the fact that she was a racist. She was just a raging fucking psychopath bitch. But honestly, I need everybody out there. Look up the story of Emmett Till. Like I said, it recently just did a movie about it. What the fuck? That's not me. That was me.

Speaker: That shit infuriates the fuck out of me. But honestly, rest of the piece of Jerry Springer, there's actually a video on TikTok, some of his closing words. And he always gave a good message at the end of every broadcast he did, in every show. He gave a great message about humanity and people. He always said, take care of yourself and each other. I really do. Yeah, great message. Wow. There's mechanics and midgets.

Speaker: Jeff, you done knew it. He was a saint. I mean, rest in peace, Jerry Springer, but let's not, let's not pretend like he was something he wasn't. He wasn't a saint. He was a trash TV star. He got tired of the bullshit. He was a politician. He was tired of the bullshit. He didn't even want to do that job. They made him stay for that money. I don't blame him for taking the money. They made him stay for that money. Yes, they did. Yes, they did.

Speaker: That made him everything he was. Do you really think he had the number one reality talk show, TV, on television, period? He had the best television. You're muted, Jeff. Good job, dummy. You color what you want. I guarantee that would have gave him a million dollars an episode if he asked for it.

Speaker: Well, I mean, I mean, like I said, Jerry Springer seemed like a really nice guy. It sucks that he passed away, unfortunately, but he, but at the same time, he'd also been struggling with cancer and stuff like that. Fortunately, he, you know, he was able.

Speaker: Obviously, he wasn't going to beat it, but fortunately, he's no longer in pain or anything. But I mean, let's not paint the guy out to be a saint. I mean, let's be honest. The television show was crazy. He was the mayor of Cincinnati and got ousted because he was a...

Speaker: having a little fun with some prostitutes and stuff. Oh, I didn't know about that. Yeah. He's from Ohio. I know he's from Ohio. I know. He got famous on controversy and trash television. Yes, he did. Doesn't mean that he wasn't a good guy because he always was positive and in a good mood. And you know, the Mike Caltech show, they had him on a lot because he was down there in Florida the last several years.

Speaker: Always willing to talk about things he never hid from shit. He was over to the conversation. He tried to keep it mature. He let people beat themselves. He let people act as if they want to. Spoiler alert. That's how half of y 'all act on the internet. Spoiler alert. It was all scripted and staged. Jerry Springer. I found that afterwards. I know. You know what's crazy? They had to pay people because everybody was fucking watching it. It was ridiculous. I got tired of it. It was fun for about four months.

Speaker: I grew out of it pretty fast, kind of like I grew out of South Park before the end of the first season. Oh, wow. Oh, Tony, Tony, how does she say I have a question from controversy controversy? I have a question for you, Tony. Knock, knock. What do you want? Fucking crazy. Knock, knock. No, because I want to do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Who the fuck is it? Daisy.

Speaker: Go ahead. Say daisy who? Daisy who, Jeff? They see me rolling. They see me rolling. OK. OK. I get it. I get it. I get it.

Speaker: I'll give you that. I'll give you that. I will give you that. That's pretty good. I'll give you that Jeff. I got I got Tanya that this morning. That's not bad. That wasn't bad. That wasn't bad. That wasn't bad. That wasn't bad. Daisy Daisy. They see me rolling. Okay. Yeah. We gotta put that on Ricky Smiley. Somebody send that to Ricky Smiley for the morning show one day, please. That's pretty good.

Speaker: He was just a baby. 14 years old. That's some bullshit. That would be Jeff. That is me. He was not the only child going through some bullshit like that back in the day. Oh no, but I mean the fact that the bitch made it up, that's fucked up.

Speaker: Yeah, and that goes along with everything, you know? No, it wasn't, Cam. No, Cam. No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't. Cam, please, I can do worse. Give me a minute. I'll do worse. He's got to Google the rightest joke of all time. Oh, shit. However, my favorite joke has been in like six movies. About Little Johnny.

Speaker: He gets late to class. He says, why are you late? And she says, my dog ran into another dog and he slammed him. The first dog stopped and the other dog slammed right into his ass. And she says, Johnny, we don't say ass. We say wreck them. He says, wreck them. Damn near killed him. I love that joke. It still cracks me up. It's in like four or five, six movies, something like that.

Speaker: Are you proud of yourself, Jeff? I am. I am. Look, I got Tony to walk away. He's laughing so hard. He's still thinking about it. They see me rolling. That's funny. He's disgusted in your whiteness. That's OK. I'm OK with it. Had to get my Tony joke in. That was good, Jeff. I'm not going to bullshit you. That was a good one. I appreciate that, Tony. I worked hard on setting up the timing. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. I'm going to give you that one.

Speaker: I appreciate that. I'm going to give you that one. This is stunned by your approval. Let's be honest, he has some crazy shit that was actually pretty good. I can't take credit for it except for I timed it. You timed it, you did. Well in other news...

Speaker: us old school video gamers and Tony, you might even know a little bit about this. You damn right. We have reason to be excited. Shut up, Jeff. No, I didn't see it. I know what you're going to say. I do classic.

Speaker: old school video game and a hugely fan favorite is coming to the screen, courtesy of Peacock. It's a series. Twisted Metal is coming to Peacock. They are turning Twisted Metal, the video game, into a new, I don't know if it's a movie or a television series, but it has Anthony Mackie starring in it. Anthony Mackie.

Speaker: Samoa Joe, Tony, you don't know who that is? I do. He plays Twisty the Clown. And the previews look insane and old school video game fans, including my, well, I wouldn't say that I'm losing my mind, but I'm, my curiosity is peaked. I'm excited, but I don't want to get too excited because I'm afraid of it. I've never actually played a lot of Twisted Metal. Oh, I used to love Twisted Metal.

Speaker: but I do know the game well. Well, you know, as a driving game, you know, I'm in, but I never played a lot of it because the console I had didn't have it because I, you know, PlayStation. It was on PlayStation. I had it on PlayStation. But the point is, is the game was actually not terrible. It was a good game.

Speaker: And people spent hours playing that game. And now he got Anthony and Mackey in the trailer for it. That little clip trailer they put on TikTok is dope. Yeah. So for those of you who are not familiar with the Twisted Metal game, Jeff, it came out in 01 on PlayStation.

Speaker: That's where I was introduced to it on PlayStation. But it was basically a demolition derby.

Speaker: with guns. It was basically demolition derby on speed and meth in your car in your your cars had uh rocket launchers or machine guns and in the yeah very similar but but you're in an arena not a track and in the mascot

Speaker: over time as a fan favorite became this ice cream truck that had a giant clown head on the top of it that was on a spring. It's like a bottle head. Yeah. Yeah. So it's kind of became like the focal point behind the game. But I'm curious. Like I said, I'm excited, but I'm not like losing my shit excited because I mean, at the end of the day,

Speaker: I just, I feel like it's going to be. You're afraid they're going to fuck it up. Well, I mean, I can't, I feel like, you know, it's, it's, it's, it's already been done so many times between the fast and the furious is and drive and.

Speaker: gone in 60 seconds and. Yeah. All the car, race them up, smash them up. So, you know, I'm curious, I'm going to check it out. I'm excited for it. I just, I don't want to say my expectations are not super high for it.

Speaker: You know what I mean? I agree. OK, so this is a PlayStation game. See, that's what it was. I never had a PlayStation game. Well, they actually, if you watch Big Daddy. Are you listening to the show, Tony? Yes, I'm trying to look at the movie. I was looking at it when you were talking. I literally just said it, or at least I got no one. I rely on Google, not Click. Not Glickle. Glickle, right. No Glickle. Well, Glickle is always factual. Glickle, Glickle. You can have it. What are you doing? That's a nice one.

Speaker: Thank you. Thomas, I appreciate it. He said he appreciates it. I don't know why. Shut up, Kevin. You just mad he's not on your side. Don't say kids love me. You have no friends, Kevin. If my kids love me, he says that. This is kids love me. This is why you're the big kids. Shut up, Kevin. Don't get me out of my other coat. I'll go full on buzz from home alone on Kevin.

Speaker: I agree. I don't have my hopes up. I will watch it, but I'm not going to be like, oh, this is going to be the greatest thing ever because it's probably going to be fucked up. Yeah, no, I absolutely I absolutely want to check it out. I want to I want to I want to see it. It does it. I said it speak my curiosity. I had there are there is that nostalgia excitement about it.

Speaker: Um, but I like also, so many ways it can go wrong. I also, I just, I just restarted watching justified. Okay. Was that, I haven't watched it yet. Oh dude, you gotta watch. I want to actually start watching that Walker series. You were telling me.

Speaker: Yeah, it was pretty good. I kind of got lost after the first season because I got busy and I haven't been able to get back to it. But it's not like HBO Max and stuff. Yeah. Justified is really good. It's based off of a book series. Right. Right. And in the book, it's a Western. This is a modern day Western. So it's like it's set today. Well, not like today, today, but the show came out

Speaker: like 2015 or something like that. Yeah, the show came out in like 10 years ago, but it was set in today's time. But it still has that Western appeal to it, which is really awesome. And Timothy Oliphant's in it. But the reason I started rewatching it was because I heard news that they might be rebooting it and Timothy Oliphant's coming back.

Speaker: They want to reboot. It did have excellent reviews. But I guess there's talks that it's going to come back and all fans coming back. I'm a huge fan of him. Plus they had Walton Goggins in it, which I mean, that guy, you can put him in anything and I'm going to watch it outside of Sons of Anarchy because apparently he was a traitor. I wouldn't go that far.

Speaker: Oh my God, you talk about him. He is an outstanding actor. He was hilarious in it.

Speaker: Yeah, no, Walton Goggins is awesome. He was the bad guy in Ant -Man and Wasp. Remember when Wasp went into that restaurant? Yes. Yes. Yes. That was just Walton Goggins. Yeah. He was also an asshole on that predator movie when they were on that planet. Yeah, he was. He's always an asshole. But he's so good at it. He's always an asshole. That's sick. He's so good at it. He's good at it. He's got that old, he's not always an asshole. Name a movie he wasn't an asshole. When he was on the shield, he was phenomenal.

Speaker: He's always got kind of a dick header side to him, but he's got that Ric Flair appeal. You know, like even when Ric Flair was a bad guy, we all love Ric Flair. Shane went out and wheeled on the shield. I'm glad his career has kept going. But when he was Venus on Sunset Anarchy, yeah, that was scary. That was scary. But he played that role too. He owned it. He owned it. He owned the shit out of him. That motherfucker said, he said, I'm fond of all of you.

Speaker: The old trigger was like, I'm in. Oh, Tig, Tig, yeah. Tig was in. He was like, I'm in. Dude, do you realize how many movies he's been in? Oh. That dude is in everything. Kim Coates has been in so many movies. He's got like, what, 200 plus credits? Him and Chib. I didn't realize Chib was in Cincinnati. Chib's been in so much shit too. Good God.

Speaker: But Kim Coates has been in so many things that it, like, one of my favorite movies he's in is a movie called Carpool. It was almost a made -for -TV movie. Like, I can't remember the guy's name.

Speaker: Yeah, no, no, I knew who he was. There was a movie that I want to tell Jeff. There's a movie called Officer Down. D -O -W -N -E that he did. He's the main character in it. It's kind of like.

Speaker: Remember the movie, what was that goddamn movie that had Mickey Rourke and Bruce Willis and it was black and white? It was like Sin City. It's like Sin City. It is Kim Coates and Officer Down. Yeah, it's like Sin City meets The Boys. Okay, I'm in. It was actually, I enjoyed it. Tony, I know you wouldn't like it just because

Speaker: It's so far out there, but it's one of those movies, Jeff, kind of like that Nick Cage movie that we liked, Willy's Wonderland. It's so bad, it's good. So I'm looking up how many movie credits Kim Coates has. I'm checking his IMDb right now. Filmography. 196. Damn, I was close.

Speaker: 196. That's a lot of movies. That's a lot of movies. Yeah. 151. He's an actor in. Sorry. 151. But he was like producer on stuff and stuff. But he was in The Crew. Yeah, I like Kim Coates. He was in Goon, The Last of the Enforcers. Yeah, that hockey movie was. Yeah, I love that fucking movie. And I don't even like hockey.

Speaker: Oh, Stiffler. That guy will forever be Stiffler. He will. He'll never live. Stiffler's mom will forever be Stiffler's mom. Well, yeah, I mean, yeah, Jennifer will always be Stiffler's mom. She got some kind of huge honor at the MTV Music Awards or something like that. She was like... I think it's for the TV show she was on. She did just her career. She got like a comedic genius

Speaker: a war or some shit like that. And I'm like, really? Like, she's funny. She's actually funny. She's Stiffler's mom. And she's the same thing in everything. She doesn't need to get out of that rule. I'm not going to lie. She's funny. Like, uh, there was that movie that came out. It's called shotgun wedding with Jennifer Lopez. And, uh, and that was actually, it was actually good. It was, it was a good, I liked it.

Speaker: Yeah, it was a good couple. It was good. Okay. Yeah. I mean, Tony, even if you watch, I mean, I would watch it. I would have watched it by myself, but Nikki and I watched. What's the guy's name? He looks like he's kind of like a tell of the old fan type. Josh Duhamel. Yeah. Josh Duhamel. And I'll tell you what, how old is Jennifer Lopez? She's 50 something year old. She's like almost 56, 57 something. She looks fucking good in that movie, boy. Nah, she's in her early 50s, I think.

Speaker: She looks good when she's trying to get Josh Demel in bed the night before the wedding. Holy shit. I think she's a good actress. I just think she's better. She's actually a good actor. She's a great damn actress. She gets shit on so damn much. That's because she's... Yeah, she's only... She did an interview lately. The last time... When was the last time you gentlemen went to the bank? Actually walked into a bank. A couple of weeks ago. Yeah, it's been a couple of weeks.

Speaker: Jennifer Lopez has stated it's been more than 15 years. She doesn't need to go. She gets money all over the place. You're right. And I think that's it's things like that that why people shit on her. Because she's somewhat unrelated. Well, they hate how much from the block anymore. They hate how much she's made it. But she's been for the block for years. Yeah, exactly. She hasn't been from the block since she made from the block.

Speaker: She wasn't from the block there. She had been from the blocks since she was a flag girl on and living in color. Exactly. You want to see a great reaction to somebody talk about Jeff Lopez, Jamie Fox. He's like, I know. He was like, I was like, I know. I knew you were going to say that. That was that was that was actually

Speaker: It was a good movie. Like Tony said, I like JLo as an actress. I think she's a pretty good actress. I'm sorry. She looks sexy as hell to torn up wedding dress and a shotgun. She was great now to sight. I thought she was a great actress in that movie. Oh, sight. I know that movie. Mary George Clooney, Ving Rings. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don Cheadle. There was a lot of good acting in that movie. But yeah, it was, like I said, it was a really cute movie. But I mean, Jennifer Coolidge was in it.

Speaker: she's she's the same she's the same character she did she kind of played the dumb stepmom she always she always does she's she's the dumb and she played in Legally Blonde and I'm sorry

Speaker: don't find her attractive in any way, shape, or form. She was hot as Stiffler's mom. No, she wasn't. She's had so much. Yes, she was. Yes, she was. Let's stop the picture. Let's stop the picture. You know what she is? You know what she is, and she's older. But you know what she is? She's a wish version of Jennifer Tilly. Agreed. And I think Jennifer Tilly's sexy as fuck. I do, too. Jennifer Tilly has none of the blood -stick surgery. God damn. Jennifer Tilly has none of the blood -stick surgery.

Speaker: Jennifer Tilly, she did a movie with Steve Gutenberg, where Steve Burton and Lee Mason is not an ugly woman. OK, Jennifer Tilly is not an ugly woman, but either one of us said she was. We both said she was hot. I don't think she's a wish version of her. No, I don't think that.

Speaker: Well, you know what, Tony? It's my show. In your opinion, it don't matter. Only my show. It's our show with just the fuck in it. Oh, now it's our show, Tony. Oh, now it's my show. Oh, now the tables have turned. Okay, hold on. The web that we weave here. When it comes to Jennifer Coolidge.

Speaker: dressed up as Stiffler's mom with that real slow talk and her mysterious vibe about her was sexy. But you put her legally blonde, not sexy at all.

Speaker: She wasn't sexy, but I mean, if you put yourself in, put yourself in an old boy's situation and American pie, we would all, I mean, I would absolutely just take. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah. You're like, I'm going to, I was born at night. I was going to get it. I mean, if you put your mindset into a 16, 17, 18 year old clique, I'm like, I don't know.

Speaker: You know, you know who the hottest mom was from TV, from movies. Old girl from Friday. Hey, Miss Parker. Hey, Miss Parker. Order the berries. Three and a half minutes.

Speaker: I can't. I'm not allowed. When we gonna fall. Did you realize?

Speaker: American Pie made $235 million. It was huge. And you want to talk about, you want to talk about a movie that I think to this day is still trying to cash, to milk, to milk their cash cow. What's going on, Brad? They just re -did it. Can I imagine? It was crap.

Speaker: There's like American. They're the newest one is like American Pie. They keep throwing that American Pie logo on it. But once you got once you got past the original cast and the they were they were all just yet. They were all shit.

Speaker: Well, I actually saw American Pie 2. I mean, our generation is still quoting that movie. Oh, 100%. And Jason Biggs will always be known as the pie fucker. You're not in our generation. But Jason Biggs will always be known as the pie fucker. You. You.

Speaker: I feel what the **** I want for dinner. You got me ****ed up. No, yeah, they should be. Pretty much early ejaculating. Yeah. No, but I mean, it's like. Exactly, right? They're just they're just it's the same thing with ****ing facts and furious or just that the tea is dry. Stop it. You've made the same movie 10 times. Stop it. OK, here's the thing, though.

Speaker: As a car guy, I don't watch Fast and Furious for the plot. I watch it for the plot. Just like I don't watch porn for the plot. Yeah. What am I looking in the chat for? I put a link in the chat for Brian. Go ahead. I can't remember. Why can't you? I'll do it. I would invite you, but what do we do before the show started? Oh, yeah. That's right. I fired Tony.

Speaker: I might be a fire. We had to do it. We had to do the illegal raid at his house that I found hidden computers and deleted emails. You got a little broadcast room on the part of it. 30 ,000 emails. You bump headed demons. You both headed demons.

Speaker: You have control you do everything it is your show and you do another broadcast as long as you buy my other broadcast You don't even invite me how dare you you've been on I've been whitelisted evening jets away

Speaker: Man, right? For the record gentlemen, I'm actually watching the XFL playoff game. I think they're Super Bowlers tomorrow. No, Super Bowl is not tomorrow. It's next week. Is it next week? I think it's next week. They just got one game on right now. Yeah, they weren't on earlier because of the draft, which when we come back from break, we're going to take a real quick break.

Speaker: Yeah, when we come back from when we come back from break, I don't want to spend a whole lot of time talking about it because I know Jeff will be the odd man out. He'll be okay. It's like the biggest thing that's going on right now is the NFL Draft. Okay, I did see that guy. He didn't get drafted, but he was surrounded by chicks. I saw a video clip of that and he didn't seem upset.

Speaker: What are you talking about? I don't know. There was some dude that got drafted in the first round and there was like a whole bunch of chicks around him, but like they're probably. Probably like his sisters and I don't know what they were, but they were sisters. OK, this is the East versus the West over the middle versus the South playoffs. Got you right. Yeah, I should be playoffs this week and then their championships next week. I forgot the game watch night.

Speaker: I watched a little bit of the USFL today, the defending USFL champions, the Birmingham Stallions got their asses beat by the New Orleans breakers. USFL? Yeah. Wow. Got their asses beat. Wow. It was a good game though, it was a high scoring game. Wow. But. That's a high scoring game of all time.

Speaker: Oh, I'll be a Super Bowl when the Cowboys fucked up the damn steel. No, actually, I'm going to say the last Super Bowl. The last Super Bowl. I mean, what would you consider a high scoring game? 35 points apiece. Highest scoring NFL game. Oh, the New York Giants versus the Washington Redskins. 1966, 113 points. In 2004, in second place,

Speaker: The Cleveland Browns and the Cincinnati Bengals, 106 combined points. There was no defense on the team. Not 2004, not for Cleveland. Obviously. Ask and you shall receive Jeffrey. Apparently I wonder what the highest scoring. College football game was.

Speaker: see I come from probably that last one they had their last bowl game Georgia. Yeah. No actually. Whoa. Wow. Why did they not call a mercy rule on this? What was the biggest blowout in college football history? Take a guess in history of college football. Probably the Georgia history. I'm going to say wasn't that Georgia. 60s.

Speaker: in the in the national championship game last year, you think that was the biggest blowout in history. It wasn't like 60. Somebody just. What was it? What was the one that Michael Vick when Michael Vick was playing for? Well, I'm going to show you that Michael Vick and none of these kids that played in last year's game were even alive or even thought of when this game happened. Okay. So, there was another one that happened in the six when it went in like Virginia Tech and Florida State on October 7th and

Speaker: Thrashed Cumberland, 222 to nothing. Damn. After the first 50. Why did that game even be finished? This should have called the rule on that one. You want to talk about bad defense. I don't even think that's part of it. We're laying down on the field. I played flag football, and I refuse to not have at least one fucking touchdown.

Speaker: Yeah, 2CU got beat 65 to 7. So yeah, that was just a... Somebody else got beat 70 to something in the regular season game within the past 20 years. I do know that. 222 to nothing. That's that bullshit. That's that bullshit.

Speaker: I guarantee you, but there's afterwards killed themselves. They're like, wow, we suck. Well, you know what they might've done like they did to that soccer team from from the Middle East. Remember when they lost in the World Cup and they got when their plane landed, they fucking executed every one of them when they got off the plane on the on the tarmac or some shit like that. Well, that's hardcore. If you want, that's what happened with the Iraq soccer team when they lost the Olympics. They got fire a squad. Was it the Olympics?

Speaker: I can't remember it was Olympics or the World Cup, but I knew that happened. There was also a there was also like a soccer player or something like that. They got executed before he ever even left the arena. I can't remember who he played for when it was, but. He was supposed to be like some kind of superstar and. He said night night home. Anywho, let's take a real quick break will come back when we come back from break.

Speaker: Um, we'll kind of dabble into the NFL draft. We're not going to talk a whole lot, but I mean, Brian's here. He's a, he's a Houston Texans fan. Uh, Tony D's here. He likes 17 different teams in the NFL. And I'm a Cleveland Browns fan. It is draft weekend. So I am wearing an old school throwback Cleveland Browns jersey. Peyton Hill is for the win.

Speaker: So we'll talk a little bit about our teams and how we feel about their draft picks. I'll kind of touch on Pittsburgh as well because they are in my teams that I follow. And I think Brian kind of likes to touch on people in black and yellow too. I think allegedly, allegedly.

Speaker: So all the bases are covered. You're good. You're good, Brian. There's no proof. I mean, I do have pictures and video, but I mean, I like the firm nor deny. Yeah. Allegedly. I have pictures and video. I plead the fifth. Okay, George Bush. One, two, three, four.

Speaker: I'll change up the music tonight, ladies and gentlemen, because, you know, music's getting a little stale. We love Blacktop Mojo. Don't get us wrong. We love our burnout. But I'm going to change the game up a little bit, and I'm just going to start grabbing artists that do covers. I mean, I can hold her like King Kong. What's going on, Amanda? Amanda, how you doing? Hi, Amanda. Geeves, I did not have sexual relationships with that.

Speaker: Was it a woman or a whoa, man? It's 2023, we have to clarify. Again, valid. So let's start off the night with some goofy little bastards. I did a rendition of ACDC's Understruck, Steve and the Seagulls. I think you're going to get a kick out of this video.

Speaker: So back here just a few minutes, do a little understruck by Steven the Seagulls, Steve and Seagulls.

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Speaker: We went to the Texas, yeah Texas, and we had some fun. We met some girls, some dancers who gave a good time. Broke all the rules, played all the fools. Yeah, yeah, they, they, they blew our minds.

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Speaker: Yes, sir. You've been thunderstruck. I see classic comment down. I can't see who's YouTube page here. I'm going to respond to them. But because the classic for being in the house, you're right. That was pretty dope. You catch some of these dudes in the country, they got some talent, ladies and gentlemen. Don't be fooled. That's an older video. They've amassed something like two, three million views with that cover. That was Steven.

Speaker: steve and the seagull or steve and seagull steven seagull something like that steven seagulls duh

Speaker: Steve underscore and underscore seagulls. That was their cover of ACDC's Thunderstruck. Like I said, I've decided to try something new as far as music and breaks go. Just pulling some random ass covers and stuff like that. Some are going to be fun. Some are just going to be really good in my opinion. OG, what's going on, brother? I see you. This mofo playing the fucking spoons. This is actually fucking dope, he said. I don't know whose YouTube is. I don't mind. He's on our YouTube channel.

Speaker: I just look away and see him. What's good with you, man? Yeah. Go ahead and check out Steven Seagal's over there on YouTube. They've got a bunch of music. I may reach out to them as I'm discovering a lot of these artists, no matter how big or small they are, they don't quite always get back to you. And I'm like, ah, fuck it. I'll just start playing their music until they say, hey, stop playing our music. Send that cease and desist.

Speaker: And then I'll say, fuck you. I do what I want. I'm the host of nonsensical nonsense. You're in my world now, you little bitches. And for Grant Redneck Gandalf motherfuckers. Yes, sir. Speaking of which, if you're not already, go ahead and check us out on social media, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. Don't forget you can join us live every Monday, Wednesday and Saturday six ish on YouTube and Twitch. And if you can't join us live,

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Speaker: that, uh, the boys are doing what we do. Hey, anywho. So we're going to talk a little bit about the NFL draft. I mean, we can either say that we're going to start with NFL draft and just stare at the computer or stare at our computers for 10 minutes and then change the subject, or we can actually talk about it.

Speaker: All right, so you want to talk about the first round? I think the Texans did very well in the first round. I think the Texans did extremely well. And I think that the Carolina Panthers shot themselves in the face. They did not shoot themselves in the face. Biggest of the Eagles. That's the Alabama fan. Homeware alert, ladies and gentlemen. Well, the Michigan, Ohio, the Michigan fan from Ohio, who doesn't have the league stand on on shit, is one of the criticisms.

Speaker: I mean, I don't know where we're going with this conversation, but Michigan has had more NFL drafts. And has the streak of the longest streak of players being drafted in the first round than any other.

Speaker: We're talking about the NFL Draft, and you want to talk about championships that were handed to you. Your championships mean nothing when they're handed to you. Your championships mean nothing when they're handed to you. You don't earn them. You've got the weakest schedule on the planet. I think the Eagles not going to come back. That's a lot of the, that's a lot of the consensus from what I'm seeing. The Eagles killed it. Bryce Young going to Carolina has his hands full, but bigger said Carolina Panthers forward. Well, you know, number one draft pick.

Speaker: An Auburn quarterback and Alabama quarterback, number one ever in history. That was dope. I think that's kind of fly. But the Carolina Panthers are going through an absolute reconstruction. And Cam and I were talking about this. And Tony, you and I kind of talked about it. Yes. And we kind of talked more in depth. I think we talked about it on your show. And I know we've talked about it on here as well. Both Bryce Young and CJ Stroud are great college quarterbacks.

Speaker: Outside of Jalen Hurts, we both know that Alabama and Ohio State notoriously put out college quarterbacks that are huge busts. I said outside of Jalen Hurts, Jua's got to stay healthy. He hasn't really had a chance to prove himself because of injuries. I'm not shitting on Jua. Just saying, injuries are hard. With these injuries, all jokes aside. Yeah, and I've said that next year,

Speaker: AFC is to be put on notice because Miami is going to be fucking dangerous. I think all those things are dangerous, quite frankly. Nobody's worried about the Jets. Nobody's worried about the Patriots. You better. Oh, my God. We got to hear it. All of a sudden, you're the greatest team in the NFL because of Aaron Rodgers. The whole NFL didn't worry about the Jets. Stop playing. Any who. But no, Cam and I were talking about this earlier, and he sent me the Panthers potential offense this year.

Speaker: Bryce Young quarterback, Miles Sanders running back, Terrence Marshall Jr. wide receiver, Adam Phelan wide receiver, DJ Chark wide receiver, and Hayden Hurst tight end. That's nasty. That is nasty. And I'm not saying this to shit on Bryce Young. Outside of Bryce Young, those other five gentlemen, that's nasty because we don't know what Bryce Young is going to do yet.

Speaker: In the NFL. The whole team was in a total reconstruction. Well, the whole team is, I mean, from the coaches and everything. Right. I think Bryce Young is a good quarterback, was a great college quarterback. I think what's going to hurt him, Cam and I were talking about this, you're like, oh, well, you know, Bryce had a supposedly the better IQ, quarterback IQ over CJ Stroud.

Speaker: Bryce Young has also given up a lot of size to CJ Stroud. I think it's going to be his downfall. CJ Stroud's got a whole lot better than what they were last season, and that's my problem. Who should have? The Carolina Panthers. No, they should have. They were a dumpster fire. They became one polar. What's going on polar? One day you'll be able to carry a conversation on camera for one day.

Speaker: Carolina should have done better with the team. I remember they drafted about two, three drafts ago. They drafted a whole lot of new young players. They got a whole brand new team honestly. They really do. They do, but they've also just completely

Speaker: They essentially, and Tony, you're a Carolina Panthers fan and I follow them because of Cam and my nephew and you, but they basically just took the race or the white people and started over fresh. I mean, because outside of Terrence Marshall Junior, none of these cats.

Speaker: Well, none of these cats were in Carolina last year. Hayden Hurst is a veteran. Adam Phelan is the veteran. Andy Dalton is the veteran. Andy Dalton is a veteran quarterback. And Carolina is still saying Andy Dalton may start this year. Yeah, he'll probably start. Which is not a bad idea. No, with that offense at all, no. But outside of that,

Speaker: I know you were excited, you were happy that Bryce Young went number one. Alabama guy. I'm actually kind of concerned. He's got a lot on his shoulders down. He will be. Any Carolina quarterback has to do better than what Cam did and Cam broke all the records. Not just the team, not just the division, NFL records. No, no, no.

Speaker: You can't say that because that's like saying every quarterback that comes after John Elway has to be better than John Elway. Every quarterback that comes after Tom Brady has to be better than Tom Brady. Eli Manning, you don't have to be better than that. You gotta be what Tom Brady was, if not better, you gotta be what he was.

Speaker: not be in the playoffs. And I mean, just cause your team don't have a history. I'm just saying, yeah, Jim Brown, who's the best running back since Jim Brown? That's Bernie. What did he do? This is, I can't have football conversation. What do you do? Because you have that's all he did. I mean, did he make it to the Super Bowl in one year? I think he did. I'll give you that. And what else happens? I've never been to the Super Bowl. That's my fucking point.

Speaker: I had no way to do it. Bernie Kozar, it was the goddamn fumble. Now, Bernie was a good QB. I'm not going to shoot on him for that. But I'm saying as far as QBs go, if you're going to compare, if you're going to draft a quarterback and say you have to be the best quarterback that this franchise has ever, you have to be better than the best quarterback this franchise has ever had. That's what your guild is. As far as franchise quarterbacks go, Bernie Kozar was the best quarterback that Cleveland ever had. Baker Mayfield was up there.

Speaker: You want to come in and one, you want to make a statement to. You gotta find out who the best is. You gotta beat it. You know that a football.

Speaker: You know that, that's what I'm saying. So for Cleveland, you got to let go of the past and you got to worry about the future and you want a quarterback or a player that you draft that's going to help you win. Cam is not that far distant as far as the past. He's only been going, he got there about a decade ago. Yeah, but Cam also crashed real hard for as good as he was. He lasted four or five good seasons. And like I said, he broke five records his first game. He lasted four or five.

Speaker: as a quarterback for the Carolina. He was the best quarterback they have ever had. So look at how great that he has to catch that in six seasons in my opinion, which I think he can do with that team.

Speaker: The reason why I worry is because I don't know if we don't think it's guaranteed that it's going to happen with that division. Well, that division is a dumpster fire. And that's why I told Cameron. I said, that's a good thing because Kim's Kim was like, I've been listening to reports and they're saying that this is the year that Carolina has to win a Super Bowl because if they don't, they don't have a channel link.

Speaker: calm down first and foremost. The good thing, the only thing you have going for you is the fact that the NFC South is an absolute fucking dumpster fire. He wanted the Super Bowl when he was there. He wanted it. Yeah. And when he got the shit on him. Denver's defense completely destroyed him. They exposed him and showed him out. I was in Vegas watching that. I had on a jacket. I had on a jersey hat on the hat. And I was screaming all through that casino. Everybody at the casino knew who I was.

Speaker: Well, you know. Unfortunately. The NFL South is in is is is is a bit of a mess. Last year the Tampa Bay Tampa Bay Buccaneers made it into playoffs with the below 500 record. I can't necessarily argue with you. Carolina had a shot to make it into the playoffs with a below 500. There was not a team in that division that was above 500 last year. The Falcons are trash.

Speaker: Falcons are the world's greatest choke artist. Okay, I'll take it back. Carolina was, they were the bottom. They were the bottom. They were the bottom two. So Temple being New Orleans was just a lot of the Falcons were down, seriously. They were. They were. I expected more out of them. I did. I really did. Thank you, Polar. Finish your homework. The link's in the chat, Polar. Finish your homework first.

Speaker: Um, but no, um, but any who, any who outside of that, uh, obviously congratulations. Like I said, congratulations to you. I mean, that was really cool that Bryce went first number one overall pick. You know, that's always a big deal. It doesn't necessarily mean anything. Once they get on the field, as we've all learned, we've seen buzz. Yes, we have learned. I mean, and that's not, and I'm not, and I'm not shitting on any number one overall pick at all or any team or any college team. I'm just saying.

Speaker: You're still drawing attention as we speak. He was just drawing attention on the wall. But congratulations to Bryce. Outstanding in the draft. Biggest to Jaylen Carter. I will be watching his story based on the history of what happened. And him, finally, I was happy for him.

Speaker: I was very happy for him. He was crying. I don't fucking blame him. Georgia, all you Georgia Bulldog fans, yes, your whole team got drafted. So Tony Dean, we're talking, we're talking care. Don't give me all around. So Carolina, how do you feel about Carolinas? You know, they picked up Bryce, Bryce Young, Jonathan Mingo, Mingo, a wide receiver out of Ole Miss, DJ Johnson and edge rusher out of Oregon.

Speaker: Chandler, Zavala, offensive guard out of North Carolina State, and Jamie Robinson, safety out of Florida State. I think they spread that draft out pretty wisely. They were all over the place. Based on what they have already and what they did, I think that was smart. I see from a business aspect how it looks and what they did. I can respect that. Now we just got to see the record at the end of the season. See, see, see.

Speaker: But hey, just show the comments. See. So you feel like you're happy with it. I feel like Carolina did a good draft. Carolina did a good draft for the team. They did do a good draft for the team. Philly showed their ass. They really did. Philly showed their ass. We'll talk about. I want to more of want to address our teams. Sure. Let's do them. I know you like the Jets.

Speaker: Obviously, they drafted Will McDonald, Ed Drescher out of Iowa State, Joe Tippmann Center out of Wisconsin. Carter Warren and Israel, I'm not even gonna butcher your last name, both out of pit ones and offensive tackle ones are running back. They got Zaire Barnes, a linebacker from Western Michigan.

Speaker: That's funny. That's funny. So when it comes to pronouncing complicated names, there's only one man for the job. Joe, Joe. Yeah. I mean, I'm usually pretty good with complicated names, but I've also been drinking. I mean, it's always drinking.

Speaker: Jared Bernard, Converse, a cornerback out of LSU, and Zach Kuntz, or Kuntz, however you want to spell it, say it. He's tied in out of Old Dominion. And for those of you who have never heard of Old Dominion? Old Dominion University. I'm going to let you know that's right down the road for me. Do what? If this is the Old Dominion that's right down the road for me. No, it's not. That's the one of Virginia. I got to take this call. You're good. You're good, Brian. That's the Old Dominion University out of Virginia, I believe.

Speaker: Check on that for real because I know I know ODU in Virginia. Yeah, there's an oldie ODU right down the road for me. I did not know that you telling me something brand new right now. Mm hmm. Should I do two Brigham Young's? Is it really? I think it's one of them. Utah is one of Hawaii. I think there's two of them. There's two BYU's. Say I can do this.

Speaker: That was fine, Johnny, don't lie. Oh, he played at Penn State and then transferred to ODU. I just want to know where the hell it's at. Jesus Christ. What's the player's name again? Zach Coons.

Speaker: Oh yeah. Okay. So this is the one out of Norfolk, North Virginia. Yeah. How do you feel? How do you feel about the Jets with their, with their, with their, with their picks? He already said that the other day. All of a sudden they got Aaron Rodgers and nobody else. They're going to the Super Bowl. They're the greatest team in the area.

Speaker: Listen, they was already sitting with what they had. Just draft pick 2020. Can I ask a question? I know you appreciate it. First line, first line of running back, linebacker, quarterback, tight end. I don't know what the Hill tight end is going to do. Number damn one. Looks like they got some linemen. Couple defensive players. A running back. That running back is small.

Speaker: He's small, but he's probably solid. I don't know how he's going to do, but he probably won't even start this season. They beefed up. They got some. They got some people on the line. Defense didn't really need that much work in my opinion. The defense is great with the Jets and Steven it was talking about that the other day.

Speaker: The realest thing that a lot of people are going to say against my prediction, Madar Russo was talking about it. He said, the Jets ain't going nowhere. You got to realize who they're up against in the AFC alone. And he's correct. We're just hyped about it. Kansas City, Buffalo. I'm not sleeping on the Bengals, even though they've been exposed. I'm not sleeping on them. The whole AFC East in itself. The Jets got a strong schedule, but they got six prime time games this season. So there will be a lot of eyes on the Jets. That was weak, Chris.

Speaker: They got six primetime games. I will be able to watch these games, talk my junk, celebrate all that good stuff. I got to see how they're going to do. We just have a lot of enthusiasm because we finally got to, we have a decent quarterback. We haven't had a decent quarterback since Brit Favre. And it's the same exact transfer that we went through before. Favre got into the playoffs, then it's the championship game for the division in the conference. We're looking at -

Speaker: I know you're excited about Aaron Rodgers and I'm really trying hard not to shit on the guy because he is what he is. No, he's got some age on him. He's one of the top here QBs in NFL history. But he has an 11 and 10 record in the playoffs. Okay. He's only been to the Super Bowl once. Right. No. He's the only one Super Bowl of two. He's only won one ring. He's only won one ring, but he's been... I think he won twice, didn't he?

Speaker: No, they did. They did. I think they lost to the Steelers. He's only one. He's only played. He's played in one and only one Super Bowl game as a factor. Yeah. Oh, he says Rodgers is one and O in the Super Bowl. Yeah, he's only here one. Oh, yeah. No, they beat Pittsburgh that year. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense for the record, the playoff record, 11 and 10. His regular season play is not a problem to a lot of people.

Speaker: Let's look at his coach as well. I mean, but it's his regular season. It's his regular season. Good. I mean, he's only been in 11 playoff games. How many seasons has he had in the NFL? So I mean, either you've gone to the playoffs or you have it for him. He's 11 times. He's going to play us more than he and when they went and when they went to the Super Bowl, you had to win what four rounds to get to the Super Bowl.

Speaker: three, I think four. So, I mean, right there is four of your wins right there. It was your Super Bowl season and I think they include the Super Bowl as the playoffs. Let's play. Let's let's pull up there and run this test. Let's see what we got here. Oh, it sounds like it was. Honestly, no. Well, look at it this way. The coach is a. Oh, he loves a good time. You're going to keep. Oh my god. This is Brian.

Speaker: I'm going to try that. I'm going to try to squash this. I would much rather do this tomorrow morning. Tony really go in depth. I just wanted to talk about our damn team's draft picks. I'll stop. Yeah, I know. Uh, let's, I mean, if you're not doing anything tomorrow, um, tomorrow morning or so, I should be good. I should be good around 11. I got podcasts. I got to get episodes posted, but I mean, we can really go in depth about,

Speaker: the drafts if you're OK with it, Tony. About the truth, we can go in depth about the draft and our teams and what we think is going to happen. Chris Tigmas, you still out there? Here's your dinner report.

Speaker: Um, I'm not, you know, uh, Cleveland didn't have a whole lot of drafts. I do want to kind of touch base on Pittsburgh because they did address a couple of things. They drafted, uh, Broderick Jones, which was an absolute monster for Georgia. I drafted him in the first round. What's up. Yeah. Probably one of the coolest draft moves all weekend.

Speaker: was Pittsburgh drafting a young man that plays cornerback out of Pittsburgh from Penn State. Okay. Joey Porter Jr. If you know who Joey Porter is, well you know he played for the Pittsburgh Steelers basically his entire career and he was a monster. That kid ain't going nowhere.

Speaker: And the Steelers drafted Joey Porter son, and that was that was really cool. So they they addressed the offensive lines. They got Joey Porter at cornerback. They picked up a kid from Wisconsin. Keanu Benton defensive tackle. A lot of people are upset with this Darnell Washington tight in pick. I don't know why, because Pittsburgh really doesn't have a solid tight in one. They also picked up an edge rusher out of Wisconsin. Nick Herbert Herbing.

Speaker: And then their last two picks was Corey Trice Jr. out of out of Purdue cornerback and a guard out of Maryland Spencer Anderson. I didn't expect a whole lot out of Cleveland. They didn't have their first pick until the first round or the third round.

Speaker: uh but they kind of surprised me and as if our wide receiver core wasn't already dangerous enough as is

Speaker: They added another threat in Cedric Tillman. And if you don't know who Cedric Tillman in is, I'm going to need you guys to go ahead and jump on yellow ESPN app and Google Cedric Tillman and look at his highlight videos. He was a Tennessee volunteer and he was an absolute monster. He's big. He's strong. He's fast. He's got hands for days. Ladies and gentlemen, all that Ebola grits, pretty much all that in a bowl of grits, Tony D I'm happy with that pickup. We also picked up, um,

Speaker: Defensive tackle out of Baylor. Sayaki Akka. Picked up an offensive tackle from Ohio State, DeJuan Jones. An edge rusher out of Mizzou, Isaiah McGuire. Picked up a young quarterback, Kat Dorian, Thompson, Robinson out of UCLA.

Speaker: I've got a new center or another center from Ohio State, Luke Weypler, and a cornerback out of Northwestern, which was another big pickup in my opinion, because Northwestern's secondary for the most part was lights out this season for the most part. Really? And Cameron Mitchell is going to join former teammate Greg Newsom.

Speaker: and Greg Newsom was excited. Boy, he was, took to Twitter and he said, NWU in Cleveland. Let's go a little brother. So I did like, I did like, you know, most of the picks for Cleveland were, yeah, we're just building for the future. Our line is set offensively and defensively. You know, you got a backup quarterback who may never play, but

Speaker: He's there. He's hanging out behind the shower or behind. Dobs. I'm sorry, but that's the best position to be back up quarterback that never has to play because you still get paid. Go talk to Chad Henning, who gets paid and has multiple Super Bowl rings. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. That's the role I want. That's the role I want. And he's actually a starter and he's won games and he can start. He's won playoff games for the Chiefs.

Speaker: But he doesn't play a whole lot because Patrick Holmes doesn't get hurt, but I think he's got two or three rings with Kansas now. However, how many rings does Kansas have two? I'm gonna ask you that. I think they have two.

Speaker: But either way, he's been with Kansas. He's not going anywhere. He's just chilling, loving life, getting paid, watching Patrick Mahomes do what Patrick Mahomes does, and he's racking up. I'd be the greatest hype man on the planet if I had that role. If Patrick Mahomes lives up to the hype, and he's anywhere near as good as they claim he is, or if he wins

Speaker: Dude, apparently he is. He's two Super Bowls in. Yeah, multiple three appearances. You look like Tom Brady right now. I mean, if he keeps winning, Chad Henny's not going anywhere. Casey likes him. He likes being in Casey. This dude could rack up five or six Super Bowl rings and never play it down as a backup. That's the second Michigan quarterback with five or more rings. I'm just saying. How many Alabama QBs have won rings?

Speaker: One. Cuz one choked his ass off last year. One. Who? Don't know. He don't count. Hollywood Joe never heard of the guy. Who's Joe? Broadway Joe. Broadway. See, I never heard of him. Who is that guy? Anywho, he's got hands for days. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm gonna need you to calm down.

Speaker: I'm gonna need you to count. It sounds like a bad Yelp review from a tender review or a tender date. Could you imagine if they had Yelp reviews for tender dates?

Speaker: I give him one star. He has hands for days. Fucking McDonald's. Fuck that dude. One star. I give her three stars. She's cute. Yeah, but she's kind of dumb and it's terrible head. I wasn't going to say it, but. Thankfully, Jeff is here. Yeah, I mean, that's what I'm here for.

Speaker: from the chatters box. I showed it. He showed it earlier. You look good. One star, smallest stick I've ever had. Is that your review? I would have given her five stars, but she gets two because she laid there like a starfish. That's how I went in the wrong hole.

Speaker: Speaking of dating, this is kind of unplanned. I was going to try to come up with something to roll into. Kind of unplanned. There is a new term out there in the dating world.

Speaker: We've all heard it. We all know what ghosting is, right? We've all heard of that. Yeah, that's where you just don't answer. I may or may not have done that to my significant other when we first talked. I haven't done that, actually. Well, the new term is zombied. That's why they come back and they won't go away and you got to kill them? I'm just saying.

Speaker: kind of sorted, Jeff. Yes. I mean, I mean, I mean, that's me. That's where they ghosted you and then a couple months later, they come back from the dead and hit you up. Which I mean, well, you know what? No, I didn't do that. I'm not guilty of that with Nikki. So, I did ghost her. I did ghost her. I am guilty of that.

Speaker: No, I did. When we first started talking, when we first started talking, I did. Yeah, but you guys really didn't meet up, so you could. No, no, no. We were talking for like a hot minute ago. And then you just stopped calling you, you fucking prick. I just stopped. What an asshole calling it.

Speaker: OK, Jeff, thanks for pointing out the obvious. I've never claimed not to be an asshole. I just any reason to call you an asshole. I'm down. I'm just saying. Well, yeah, I guess I guess that's I guess that's the new new term in the dating world, because I guess both. Well, you know, it was a chick who who put it out there. She did a TikTok video.

Speaker: And I think she's a singer. Of course, she's got a new song coming out, and it's called, some dumb shit like that. But she was the one that brought it up and talked about it on our TikTok page, and it's just blown up and gone viral. But in the comments section, there was a ton of men and women both saying like, yeah, OK, that's great, because this has happened to me. You have no idea how many times this has happened to me. I mean, it's one of those things where, I mean,

Speaker: You go on a date or you're talking to somebody and you're just really not feeling it. But then you might start hanging out with somebody else and things go sideways. And then you're like, let me see what this. Yeah, exactly. Let me see what this person's up to. Let me hit them up and keep up. But they're calling it zombied. I think most people get the hell out of the house.

Speaker: I'm out of the house all the time. The problem is they have, Tony. That's the problem. Used to be. I can't give a zombie because I don't leave the house.

Speaker: I mean, your ghost, your wife goes two months and she technically does zombie you because she leaves the country for most of the time. Oh, she doesn't talk to you. She barely acknowledges you're there, but not really. And then she comes back six months later and then she's around for a month or two and then she goes to again. I'm just saying. I'm just saying you're wrong.

Speaker: Just saying, I mean, 256 episodes, we've been going through this. The proof is in the pudding, as they say. Yes, I know, too. Let's go back to home, Jeff. I got nothing to say. Oh, no, I have to. Now, we went to, speaking of the dinner report, we went and had barbacola. It only took us three days to go do it.

Speaker: Every morning, every morning, she wakes up. She says, let's go get barbecue. It's actually really good. It's you get a you get a half a pound at a time and you make tacos out of it. It's shredded beef, but shredded pork and they cook it in a special sauce and stuff. And but don't you zombie me, Tony D. That would be it. I'm calling it. Tony would do that. He would have to ghost you first. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker: not necessarily. Well, yeah, that's exactly that is exactly what the definition of being a zombie. There's somebody that ghost you and then a couple months later, they come back from the dead and meet you up again. What's up, Melanie? Hey, Melanie, what's going on? So they would have to ghost you first, Jeff. I mean, technically, that's what happened to you and me, Chris.

Speaker: Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Uh -oh.

Speaker: I'm still trying to fucking ghost you and you won't go away. I've been trying to ghost you for 25 goddamn years. You found him to do this podcast. Stop lying. He found me. No, actually, he found me and I was like, hey, I guess.

Speaker: Like stop calling me and talking to me for four hours every day. Let's just do a show a couple of times a week. That's what we did. We would literally just call and shoot the ship for like two or three hours. We're like, why don't we just do this live? Oh, yeah. Jeff's like, are you busy at work? Because he wasn't working at the time. I was like, no, I just woke up from my nap. And then Jeff learned my nap schedule at OSU. And he wouldn't call me until after I was awake from my nap. I know you just woke up, motherfucker.

Speaker: Look, I'll be the first one to say, fuck that place. And I did not give two shit to the fuck. Well, fuckers paid me $16 an hour and expected me to do the work of somebody making twice what I was making out your fucking mind. I'm a, I'm a goddamn union and state employee. I'm in, you can't get rid of me.

Speaker: Yeah, bitches. I come in at 6 30. That means I get up at four o 'clock in the morning, drive my ass all the way out here after the meeting. I sleep from from seven to 11 sometimes noon and then I leave at two 30. How much shouldn't you think I got accomplished in two and a half hours? None. I did what I had to do and that was it. If it didn't have to be done.

Speaker: I'll incriminate myself. What are they going to do? Fire me? Ask for the money back. Fire our calculations in the six months that you worked here. We paid you. Shut up. Click hello. Listen to your ass clowns. That's what I said. Tony and I were talking about before the show. I love my job, man.

Speaker: I don't even I don't even get upset. Like, like OSU, man, I was always stressed and aggravated. I love my job. I love doing the things I do. You know, my, my, my tenants are awesome. My contractors are cool as hell. You know, I it's a stress free job. It's a it's a cool work environment. My bosses are super chill. The company itself is super chill. I love where I work at now.

Speaker: I have no complaints. So, they get, they get a good Glick. OSU got shitty fuck you Glick. Bitch, yeah, I'm sleeping until noon and then I'm getting up and I'm taking my hour lunch and then.

Speaker: And then I'm changing the light bulb for an hour and a half. Exactly. Oh, two 30 time to leave. You guys don't forget. We'll finish this light bulb, which means I gotta leave my building by two o 'clock to walk over to our office and change out of my uniform because I don't get, you know, like I can't wait until two 30 to change out of my uniform. So, you know, cause they don't pay overtime. So, you know,

Speaker: Fuck that place. A fucking joke. Anybody, if you're thinking about going into the maintenance department at OSU and you're listening to this, don't. Message me and I'll tell you where to apply it because we're hiring like crazy. That can't get shit fixed. That's why. I was brutally honest with the people in the buildings. They knew they weren't getting shit from me unless they really needed it.

Speaker: shit and if they didn't eat it they were gonna listen to me bitch the whole time oh you're fucking cold put a goddamn jacket on you pussy it's fucking ohio what you didn't bring a jacket to work i'm sorry your he's not working sounds like a you problem not a me problem fuck you no i never did i get fired oh no you dude there was a there was a guy that worked there

Speaker: that showed up at like two or three in the morning, drunk as fuck, got in a company truck, wrecked that bitch, and was found sleeping in the basement in one of the buildings. Still employed. It is a state job and you are union. Yeah, it's almost impossible to fire you. I'm in the union. It's not impossible to fire, trust me. Oh, no, it's not impossible, but it's a pain in the ass.

Speaker: especially if you got Dickhead Jr. reps that will fight everything. And they had all this shit on video. They had all this shit on video. There's nothing to fight right there. But yeah, but you know what? You got asshole union reps that will fight just to fight. Yeah. Which is what they had. I'm one of them. I'm one of them. Yeah. But you gotta trust me. I gotta see what the hell. I'll be looking. I'll be like.

Speaker: I can see when I can get you off. But when you do that absolute dumb shit. It doesn't even matter. Yeah, it didn't even matter to the rest. I would give all of you a confession right now. I don't give a fuck who's late to work. I give a fuck about who works. I don't care if your supervisor says you don't do enough work. If you do stupid shit on the clock, and I do mean absolutely stupid. I'm not talking about too many smoke breaks. I'm not talking about going to the bathroom. I'm talking about dumb shit, like what he said. Drive a company truck into a fucking rail or some dumb shit.

Speaker: How do you expect anybody to defend you? But they did. Well, I know how to take it on me. Now mind you, again, I'm absolutely not going to show you right now. I had to pay for parking. I had to park 20 minutes away, 15, 20 minutes away.

Speaker: I was five minutes late one day and my my direct supervisor said I just put 630 because we had to manually put our time in. He should just put 630. I called into the office. Because I lied on my time sheet. Yeah, you did. I did what my boss told my supervisor told me to do.

Speaker: Because the bus, the buses were running late that day. We had to park and get on a fucking transit bus and ride over. They were running late that day. So he was like, don't worry about it. It's only five minutes, just put six thirty. Well, because it shows when I swipe into the into the fucking building and everything.

Speaker: So his boss was yelling and screaming and threatening and talking all this crazy shit because he was a former Marine and all this other stuff. And me being me, my initial reaction was, I'm going to fucking bounce his head off a desk. But no, when I walked in, I started recording. And I said, are you done? And just so you know, I've recorded this whole entire conversation in case I have to go to the union route.

Speaker: The most I ever heard out of that guy for the rest of the time I worked there was, have a good day, Glick. Have a good day. I became untouchable. This motherfucker was threatening me and talking about how I was worthless and everything else. Fuck that place. And it was a joke. I wasn't recorded out of bounds to set off the desk. Well, that's what I wanted to do. You recorded the whole conversation you had with him?

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Well, time I walked in the door because I knew it was a hothead because I knew him from when I worked at the med center and I knew how he was as a maintenance technician and now he's a boss. Yeah, he called his niche yet.

Speaker: Oh, no. The guys actually laughed at it because, dude, the guys that I worked with - It's one of those things, like, the guy that was doing the yelling is literally the asshole of the company. Nobody - I got that. Except for the owners, you know? Nobody's happy working there. Nobody likes being there. They do it because of the benefits and the retailers. Now, when I was at the Med Center, I loved it.

Speaker: I loved it when I was on the med center side. This was the university side. I loved working in the med center. And that's what I was really trying to get back to was the med center. And I got hired in on the university side. I love my job. You know, I had two guys that I, that I worked with that we did not get along because they were mad at me because they were hired in at one level and I was hired in above them. And they had been there for years by the time I got hired in, but they didn't have half the knowledge that I had.

Speaker: So I was hired in higher than them and they were mad at it. They just tried to make my life difficult. But the other guys I worked with, they're like, just fucking jealous, dude. Like you're coming in here with all this experience and knowledge and these fuckers could barely change a light bulb when they started. So, no, I loved it. I loved working at the med center. It was cool.

Speaker: but university was a fucking joke, especially after I leave and then like 12, 15 years later, I come back and I'm making less than what I was making when I left the med center. And I'm like, this is insane. Like you guys couldn't get any, any more, you know, like, but that was the university thing. So I said, I mean, I'll make fun of it now. I'll joke and laugh about it now and call them out on their dumb shit. I don't care. I love my job. I love my company. They're cool as fuck.

Speaker: Um, I got awesome support system. If I need anything, they're like, whatever you need, let us know. You know, we want to make sure his job is done. My tenants are awesome. You know, I spend more time, I spend more time just BSing with my tenants than I spend actually where they need anything fixed. I just go visit them just cause I like them. So that's what's up.

Speaker: I don't know. I, this is the first time in my life where I've never been stressed at work. It's, it's, I don't know how to react. No, I, yeah, I, I agree. I'm the same. They're like, whoa, wait a minute. I'm used to being fucking stressed out of my fucking mind, coming home, pissed off, aggravated, mad at the world. Now I'm just like, another day in the book, boys. I'll see you tomorrow morning. Yeah. See you tomorrow morning. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker: Basically, I'm in the same boat with the exception of the occasional stupid person that I have to deal with. I can't answer a simple question, like on the processing side of my job, like I'll ask a question for a client and they'll go, oh, Jesus Christ. No, I like my job.

Speaker: I think I'm starting to feel better now. Yeah. That second wind going in about five minutes, Tony gonna fall asleep. Full of shit.

Speaker: Oh, I gotta go boys. I'm tired. Oh, boys. I don't work damn tired. I gotta go to bed. SpongeBob Squarepants. SpongeBob Square. SpongeBob. Man, I don't care what any of y 'all say. That's my fucking gym right there. Well, I'll tell you what.

Speaker: For the next hour, after this break, Chris, I thought you had like a top 10 or something like that for us. Well, you know, I just found something and I just kind of wanted, it was cool. And I think someone was going to just really fuck with Tony. Exactly. It's like, what is it?

Speaker: Come here. That's what I was going to say. It'd be perfect for after the next break. Like creepy random facts. Yeah. That you didn't know. I've got like six websites, dude. I fell into a wormhole last week. Yeah. Oh, shit. Before we go to break, I wanted to touch on this, and I never got a chance to. Talk amongst yourselves. I have to piss. We're so bad. Talk amongst ourselves. Yeah, but I was going to run upstairs and go, oh, my God.

Speaker: Why didn't he just play a song he's literally 30 seconds till the break I'm beat

Speaker: I actually slept in till about noon today and then I woke up and my wife's like, oh, let's go get barbeque and then we went and got some heat and then. Barbeque. That's what we had for lunch last day. Oh, what I wanted to say real quick before we went to break was

Speaker: top tier English soccer. Uh there was a team that just got completely embarrassed last week over a loss. Uh Tottenham Tottenham. Um

Speaker: lost to Newcastle. Yeah. Tottenham got beat real bad or some ****. Yeah. Tottenham lost six to one to Newcastle. I was looking for the names of the teams. Tottenham are Tottenham. One of them. It's him. It's him. I think it's him. Will you please help us out? Is it him or him? I think it's him. It's him. He I am. But it's pronounced him. Okay.

Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker: that's definitely pronounced right. I 100 % guarantee that. The players felt bad for the fans. So, they offered to refund all the fans who traveled. Well, that's not going to help us all with your

Speaker: Tottenham. I got it. Tottenham. Yeah, like Vietnam, Vietnam, Vietnam, Vietnam, Vietnam, Charlie in the Blues. Watch out. Clicks in your... Oh, wait. Hold on. That's the only one at home.

Speaker: Glick creeping around in your boots. Hey, what have we found here? Glick's weapon of mass destruction is locked in. The players felt bad for the fans and they decided to offer a refund. Glick, Glick, you asked for what you're getting at. Okay.

Speaker: Tottenham, without the H. Tottenham was the accent, like the actual English accent, the London accent. Excuse me, mate, you got the Tottenham score. That's just gross. Yeah, that was gross. The English accent is gross. Sorry, Leggy. Nothing towards you. But she was spot on with the English accent. Tottenham. Tottenham. Tottenham.

Speaker: Yeah. Tottenham. That's like, that's like when you're, that's like when you're at the barbecue, there's like, where them Tottenhams at? When you ask them for the kids, where's the Tottenhams at? Anyways, like I said, they, they, they felt bad for the fans who traveled to Newcastle. And I guess the players decided to, uh,

Speaker: I I know you yeah, no, I like it certain English accents are disgusting to me, but I Don't like II I have a thing with accents like I some of them just are like nails down a chalkboard and I want to Like that New York friend dresser that New York Jew accent. Oh Jesus the Boston accent is the worst accent in the planet fucking Boston

Speaker: where's my khakis? What are you looking for? Fucking shorts are a way to get a boss. You got mixed in the playoffs. I hope y 'all smoke them but I don't think you're going to get past the Knicks. They look tough. Boss is tough. But I'll be rooting for your Knicks. But yeah, no, I think it's kind of cool that the players uh you can say how they lost their accent as much as

Speaker: Well, Tony, do you know your history and do you understand why they don't get along? A cup of coffee in Boston. Shut up, you fucking disgusting. I fucking hate your accent, Boston. Your city is beautiful. But your people and your accent is disgusting. You should be quiet. Just sit there and look pretty like you're supposed to. Yeah. Shut up. You know your role.

Speaker: Fucking Ben Affleck, I'll slap the taste out of your fucking mouth. And Goodwill hunting. God, that shit. We gonna hit him with that big ass jaw he got. He gonna blind your ass. Yeah, he is. I wish the fuck he'd try. You sure what? I'd slap Ben Affleck so hard in Goodwill hunting that the taste of Bat Damon's cock would fall out of his mouth.

Speaker: Anyhow, no, I just thought that was a really cool story that those players were like, damn, man, we fucked up. We shit on our fans. And they're not a bad soccer league. I guess they're like fourth or fifth in rankings. Soccer in Europe is huge. Well, yeah, it's huge. Well, it's soccer in Europe and soccer in Mexico. And in a lot of parts of the country outside of America, I mean, not granted, America has a huge soccer following, but not like it is in

Speaker: Yeah, but that was kind of cool because could you imagine could you imagine like like an NFL team or an NBA team or like the Cavs who were relatively really good in the East. They should have easily got past the Knicks. They're not refunding their fans money for what for coming to see them get beat four to one in the playoffs.

Speaker: It's food boom. Yes, we know they call it football. It's food boom. Still. It's fucking disgusting. It's a terrible fucking sport. It's a lame fucking sport. Notice the ones who win wars. They don't like soccer. That's a good point. Hashtag revolutionary war. Hashtag two time World War Champs undefeated, baby.

Speaker: Back to back. I've got a big fan of soccer, but I know soccer. Soccer does have a really large fan base in the States. Like don't get me wrong. The soccer is they don't count down their clock counts up. That's annoying as shit. My problem with soccer, the European fan base. Are they worse than like a lot of probably fans or Ohio State fans? I'm bleedingly racist.

Speaker: Why are you so angry, Tony? I reiterate the question, is it only racist if it's against Black people? Because that's the only time that you guys really have a problem with racism. It doesn't matter if it's against any other statistic. You people. Well, yeah, you people, because you kindly called us out earlier. I'm just saying, I come from Jewish and Indigenous people dissent. You claim for Jewish people, you claim to be a Viking. I never claimed to be a Viking. I said I'm Norse pagan as a religion.

Speaker: I'm not the Celtic Viking warrior. As far as I know, I mean, I don't know. My people are from all over the world. European soccer fans have a history. Rugby is awesome. I'm with you. I wish you would make your monkey sounds when the black players get the ball.

Speaker: Well, I mean, yeah, there are. Too much for my taste. They are. They are openly a little bit more racist. I agree with you 100 % towards black people. I do like rugby. I don't know anything about rugby, but I like watching rugby. I'll be the first. I'll admit it. I don't know anything about the game, but it's fun to watch. And then fucking Samoans and Netherlanders and all them other big fucking monsters.

Speaker: Man, that's a scary sport. I don't want any part of rugby. I understand, Helen. But it's not too damn much. I've been seeing that story for the past five years. I don't support the sport, mainly because of the fan base. And I'm standing on that. There's a lot of broadcasts that you support that are anti -whities. Yeah. There's a lot of broadcasts I want people to support.

Speaker: Let the white guy support a broadcast that shits on white people the whole time. Oh, I didn't say that. I ain't gonna say that. I ain't saying nothing. I support Smoke. I support you. I support... I try to support everybody who supports me. Ted, I support Ted. I do need to start following JoJo. Everybody out Tuesday night on my amnesty broadcast. All of you. I mean, you said it the other night. Like, I'm just repeating your words.

Speaker: I don't know. I know my people are from all over the world. So I mean, I'm curious to see what my 23 and me brings back. I need to do it. I'd be like, you are 95 % African. Woo -hoo! Where's my reparations, you motherfuckers? Exactly, I knew you were going to say that. I support people whose parents and I do like, and I'm probably going to slow down on all this shit.

Speaker: You better calm down with your kids. People are tired of me talking about it so damn much. There's one on the bed. Yeah, he does. I mean, he supports the hell out of somebody that couldn't create content if the content jumped up and smacked him in the face. He didn't hold us in and felt rapture. I think he has the strokes to be in all damn time. And where's the losing team? Well, he swears my team sucks.

Speaker: All teams suck. And your camera froze. You're welcome. No, it's not froze. Oh, I thought it was. I'm sorry. I'm doing an invitation. Go ahead. I wish I had sunglasses so I could be in the house wearing sunglasses at night.

Speaker: No, I really do want to do the 23andMe. I think it would be cool because like I said, just based off of my mother's maiden name and my dad's name, my family name, it's literally everywhere. It's everywhere, especially my mom's maiden name. It's a super common name.

Speaker: Blakey, I promise you, I promise you by Monday or Wednesday, I will have a cover of that song. That song will get us fucking in trouble on, on, on. Oh yeah. Oh shit, I don't have my notebook back here, dammit. Where the hell's my notebook? I wear my sunglasses at night so I can sit back here. The question is, do I still have a pin back here?

Speaker: Oh my goodness. My fucking podcast notebook looks like the ramblings of a mad man. I swear to God. Oh, I'll just do away the list of all of our top tens and the broadcast. I'm already done. Oh yeah. No, I have, I have a, oh shit. I have a notebook that when I get, I like random ideas that'll pop up. Right. Sweet.

Speaker: Like I said, I got tired of you putting on my top 10 list, so I fuck a random record when they do theirs. I just take them down because it's like a pointless post once we do it and we announce the winner. No, you're right. Yeah, I keep with the idea that we never finished. I think I still have them. I think I just sent them to private, so they're still there.

Speaker: Sunglasses at night cover song. I promise you I will have that by next week sometime lady Fucking in a goddamn tool shed in the orange orchard fucking at night wearing goddamn sunglasses. Stop it Stop it. They're not going to you're not gonna stop your shit. They're not gonna stop theirs Stop it. She just went all tingly Tony, dude

Speaker: I tend to do that from a distance from nothing. Did you say I tend to do that to bitches? Is that what you just said? I said I tend to do that from a distance. It's when they get up close that they lose it. They're like, eh, I'm good. Shit. Never mind. The camera does wonders for you, Tony D. Real life. I mean, I do real life things. I'm a pretty active. We got USFL and USFL on right now. Damn.

Speaker: but let's take a real quick break. Uh, got, uh, another, uh, widely popular song. We all know this song. Uh, Fleetwood max dreams. We have a cover of our guys in black top Mojo. This is a young lady, miss Laney gardener and, uh,

Speaker: She absolutely fucking killed it to be honest with you gentlemen So enjoy a little Laney gardener with her cover Excuse me of dreams by Fleetwood Mac. We'll be back here in just a few minutes

Speaker: You want your freedom Well, who am I to keep you down? It's all right that you should play the way you feel it But listen carefully to the sound Of a lonely man's like a heartbeat drives you mad

Speaker: And what you love And what you have What you lost Thunder only happens when it's raining Players only love you when they're playing

Speaker: Say, oh, Emma, they will come and they will go alone. When the rain washes you clean, you know, you know.

Speaker: Now here I go again I see the crystal visions I keep my visions to myself It's only me that wants to wrap around your dreams And have you any dreams you like to sell?

Speaker: And the stillness of remembering what you had and what you loved and what you had and what you loved Thunder only happens when it's raining

Speaker: Because all they love you when they're playing Say, well, they will come and they will go Where the rain washes you clean you low Oh, thunder only happens when it's raining

Speaker: Yeah, players, only I love you when they're paying Yeah, women, they will come and they will go home When the rain washes you clean

Speaker: She did good. She did good. She did good. I like that. I'm glad I saw the camera was on before I started talking shit, but she did good. What is going on? Why is this still playing on my hands? That's your profile. Jeff was blocked. Glick was on camera and my ass still up there. I want my damn administration power back. This is bullshit.

Speaker: Well, I mean, I mean, it wasn't like they were taking away for anything other than the fact that so that you could share your share share it on your channels. No, no. Well, come back to nonsensical. Now, since everybody interested in bopping bopping Tony Dean from Melanie Melanie also is not a big Fleetwood Mac fan. No, I get that. Not not everybody's cup of tea. I do. I personally I love Fleetwood Mac. I grew up on Fleetwood Mac. My

Speaker: You know, my parents listened to it. My family listened to it. I love Stevie Nicks. I've had a crush on Stevie Nicks since I was a little, a little glick. She just passed, didn't she? What's that? You just passed. No, Stevie didn't pass. One of the, one of the other no diggity by the hillbilly. I'm writing it down. Absolutely. Any of you guys who have cover songs,

Speaker: It's kind of what I'm doing unless I get in trouble by it. I'm going to start playing it. I keep asking these guys for music and they don't listen to me. They don't listen to me. So I've taken, the music has been on me. And like I said, you know, we love Blacktop.

Speaker: We love Black Chop Mojo. Those guys are awesome. You know, we love our burnout, but you know, it's cool, you know, little stale. So we want to, want to bring it, you know, bring the music back up. But anywho, welcome back to Nonsense School Nonsense, everybody. He's Jeff. That's Dickum down, Tony D.

Speaker: Pookums. AKA Pookums. Yeah, see, Queen's not my cup of tea, Melanie. I'm not a big fan of Queen. I like Queen. And of course, you know me, I'm Glick, doing what I do, hanging out with these guys, hanging out, bullshitting, talking the shit. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out on them social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok.

Speaker: Don't forget, you can't hang out with us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday on YouTube and Twitch at 6 p .m. Get in the chatters box. We love conversating with you guys. We like the back and forth. We like hearing your guys' input as we talk about different things. And if you can't listen to us live, well, baby birdies, don't you worry. Thank you, Melanie. Nonsensical nonsense.

Speaker: Uh, we're going to feed you. We're going to feed you baby birdies. Cause you can listen to us anytime, any place on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts, all at nonsensical nonsense podcast, go and give us follow. Give us a like, give us a share. If you'd be so kind, we greatly appreciate that. Help us grow. Cause that's the name of the game. And don't forget to turn your notifications on. So that way you know what we do when we do how we do baby, baby. I got that biggie smallest thing down pretty, pretty solid Tony. I know it makes you mad.

Speaker: Calm down, Daisy. Still funny. Well, Melanie, I recommend you go back and listen to some early, early, or go watch some early, early episodes. And as you see this as clown, Jeff, look like a wish version of Freddie Mercury. Had he not died of AIDS and just lived with AIDS the rest of his life. Jeff looked like that. I mean, I can't agree with you, but we both be wrong.

Speaker: Anyhow, I had to go put my shades on because it's apparently what cool people do who, who go live. They wear their shades inside at night. For the rest of that, I will stare at my camera and let you two talk. I'm actually curious to hear about that subject. I'm probably going to turn my music up really loud too, so that nobody can hear me. I am being an ass. So anywho,

Speaker: No, we're having fun tonight. It's Saturday night. We're usually cut and loose. We're usually doing what we do. Tony Dean. Last week, I found myself in a wormhole. Okay. Did you find yourself in a wormhole? Did you find somebody in yours? Well, I was going to say, I know how hard you try to get into my wormhole, Tony Dean.

Speaker: late night text messages, late night snaps, late night phone calls. Jeff, that's you. Hey Glick, how's it going, buddy? It's Tony. I know it's Tony. It's two o 'clock in the morning. I found this new song. It's by Lionel Richie. And I just

Speaker: Tony, I'm hanging up now. Oh, not at all. I'm about to be real controversial. That was very white of you. Lionel Richie did not sing that song. I know it was white of me. I do it on purpose. Woo, woo. That's the sound of the poem. I do it on purpose. Oh, OK. Boy, I'm gonna let you answer. I love white RNG. I do it on purpose. I'm extra white on purpose, just so you know. As Smokey said, as Smokey said plenty of times. Click.

Speaker: You grew up around a word that I'm apparently not allowed to say. I'm not allowed to be the choking white guy. That's my job. Unbelievable. Anywho, yeah, I found myself in a wormhole. I'm always like...

Speaker: I just, I can't help it, man. And I, sometimes I really refrain from bringing it up on the show because a lot of times it's just me and my own little world of true crime and serial killers and paranormal and cryptids and stuff like that. We've kind of dabbled in that world on the show, but I try not to bring it up a whole lot on the show because I don't want it to

Speaker: fully engulfed the show, but, you know, kind of bounce around and play with it a little bit. Uh -huh. That's exactly what I tell Nikki. Wow. Just bounce around and play with it a little bit. It'll be fun. I promise. Maybe not for you. Oh, no, it is. Trust me. No, maybe not for hers. Oh, it is. Trust me. I don't know if you've listened or not, but she's a great reference to that.

Speaker: I was I was scrolling through looking for. Looking for dance breakdowns with Tony and Austin to post that video on Instagram. Also, I wanted to. What's that awesome video? By the way, happy birthday Austin. Seriously, I wanted to, you know, I wanted to do a little birthday thing because she is on the show. You know, all of our kids are on the show quite a bit, and that's one of the things that, you know, if you watch the show live.

Speaker: you know that if the kids are here eventually she's going to pop in and her and Tony are going to have their little dance break. So I wanted to find that but as I was scrolling through several videos trying to or lives trying to find them, there was a couple different times where Tony was busting my chops and Nikki validated me.

Speaker: Even once I knew where Tony had to bow down on his own accord, he bowed down to me and handed his belt to me on camera. What was that about? I'm curious. When you made fun of my little ding -dong. How do you fit in a world? Ouch. Are you fashioning me, Melanie? I feel like we just met tonight and you're already fashioning me. No, I have the answer to that. You ever seen the movie Tremors?

Speaker: I will not accept fashioning on my show. How dare you, ma 'am? Unbelievable. I need to save space now. I'm going to go listen to Uncle Joe talk and drink warm milk and color a picture of a puppy dog. Hashtag I'm a victim. Like you said, Nick validated you. So yeah, you're going to get your props on that shoe.

Speaker: She thought of these dude, that's all you need in life, trust me. Fashioning, how dare you, madam? I'm smelt, first and foremost, I'm not big. We have some Melanie, my twin tower sister from Australia. Twin tower? We're the same height. How do you fit in wormholes, big girl?

Speaker: Hit you with the oh no reversal. It's Australia. It's a lot of big. You'll get his hug later. Don't worry. They make big goals. She's going to come back and talk all the shit right there with him and behind him and he'll be one happy camper. I was going to say, you ever listened to one episode of nonsensical nonsense? One thing you know about me is that I'm not soft.

Speaker: And I appreciate a good jab by the way. Tony's got me a couple of good jabs. You're soft. You're soft. You do like a good jab. You don't hate on me, sir. I love her. Motherfucker, your mom's soft. And she knows me. My mom's sexy, bitch. You like being good at somebody's dead, mom? Huh? Does it make you feel good, Tony? Yeah, Chris is an orphan. He's a dog.

Speaker: I grew up in an orphanage with no food and blankets. That was your nightmare. Shut up. Please, sir. May I have some more? I'm hungry. It's a bit frigid tonight. Can I have another blanket, please? You don't know nothing about my height. Easy, Jeeves. Easy, Jeeves. Oh. Jeeves.

Speaker: You won't be soft for long if you don't want to. We'll fix that softness. My glasses are so fucking smudged and I cannot get them cleaned. It's driving me up a fucking wall. Here we go. I think we're good.

Speaker: with his credentials. I don't go seeking wormholes. I mean, you should. It's fun. I mean, ain't no party like a wormhole party if you know what I mean. Wormhole pajama jam, Tony D. Can you get back to your original topic? You started 20 minutes ago, please. Right question. See, you see, he's such a hater.

Speaker: He doesn't like us having a good time. He gets so mad when we have a good time. He doesn't like when his people like me. He likes it when they hate me. He gives him some kind of validation or something. Like how many his people? Yeah. That's kind of racist. He's doing one broadcast, you notice that, right? Jeff didn't do it.

Speaker: That was not a his people joke, first and foremost, Jim. Yes, it was. No. I didn't want to be, I didn't want to be like, his followers, fucking losers, fucking following Tony and watching his laughs, fucking losers. That's how I feel about all you losers watching nonsensical nonsense. Nobody likes you. I'm just kidding. We love you guys. Tony just gets mad. He doesn't like us having a good time.

Speaker: right, right, right, right. He can't sustain himself without drama. He is the teacher in the magic school bus. Who can? What is that teacher's name, Jeffrey? No idea. Like he is the driver of the drama bus. Am I really? Well, I mean, you're not necessarily the creator of drama, but you've thought of it. Then you can stand up on a pedestal and say, I'm the mayor. Y 'all bitches.

Speaker: All you do is stand up on the pedestal and belch. I mean, yeah. What the hell did you call it? What is it called? Your what hour? God damn it, I can't think of the word. It's a fancy word. Help me out, Tony D. It's your fucking show. Miss Frizzle. Miss Frizzle.

Speaker: Yeah, you know what, you should never, I recommend not wearing safety glasses when you dive headfirst into a wormhole because it's good for the skin. But apparently I forgot my own number one rule. I beg to differ. Do you love him more than I do? My love makes him uncomfortable.

Speaker: I tell this guy, I love him at the end of every show just to watch the uneasiness on his face. Yes, correct. That's the original one. That's who. That's two. Watch. Tony D, I love you, man. Nope. Nope. He said, nope. I'm not doing it. Somebody turned the camera off so fast. I love you, Tony. Click. Where'd he go?

Speaker: Gone. I'm not doing this shit with you tonight, Glick. Just love me back, Tony. Why don't you love me? I got titties. They're squishy. They're not as big, but I mean. I saw that picture that Mickey put up there. This shit is hairy.

Speaker: What picture did Nicki put up? The one I told you about. Wait, you told me that Nicki put a picture of me up shirtless? Yeah, that shit was horrible. Where? She needs a glasses. She needs a vision check.

Speaker: I was going to say, hey, I'm the first one to tell her that, hey, you better get your eyeballs checked. I had lacing. Well, get your money back. I don't think it works. You had lacing. You need to get full -time torpedoed. So we're going to snuck a goddamn Star Trek reference in on us.

Speaker: She's like, God damn, you're sexy. Really? Who the hell are you talking to right now? Yeah. Like, is somebody else? That is not her natural eye color. Something is wrong. I mean, to be fair, like, I think I could give you a run for your money. Mine are pretty big and juicy. I'm just saying.

Speaker: Yeah, they're a lot of love. I'm gonna call it competition. Shut up, Jeff. Mind your business. Mind your business, Jeff. Jeff and I tell each other we love each other after every conversation, even if it's just a random bullshit. We'll get done talking on Snap about the fucking... Because it comes down to one simple thing. Tony, you should be able to tell your friend that you love them.

Speaker: It's not a gay thing. It's not a homosexual thing. It's a, it's a. What happens if I die? It's okay to tell your brothers you love them. I'm going to tell you something. I really ever tell you. Not do me really. As far as what Glitch did, you went like a motherfucker.

Speaker: Come on, Tony. Motorboat Chris. What were the nonsensical nonsense where Glick shakes his tatas for free? Motorboat Chris, Tony. Motorboat him.

Speaker: Go ahead, Tony. Go ahead. Go ahead, motorboat. Go ahead. I'll squeeze it again. Take your wannabe Stormy Daniels ass the fuck home somewhere. That's part of the competition. Tony De has the motorboat.

Speaker: I'll shave my chest for you, Tony. Okay, with this little nipple tassels. That suction cup on or glue on. I want ones with flashing LEDs. Yes.

Speaker: Maybe some. Tony, you still want to get my wormhole? No. Tony, it's like it's it's like I've always said. It's like fucking a fat chick. It's fun until your friends find out. Toss off for a follow.

Speaker: It's just like riding a moped. It's fun. Hashtag winner, the champ is in the building. It's a validation for the champ. The champ is here, ladies and gentlemen. Never, never. I'm sorry, Leggy. I'm going to have to cut you off. Never tell him you won. Never. The winner, the champ is here. You can't see it. Tony's done. Tony's done. Ran away.

Speaker: I'm still mad at Brian for gone and King click Baratheon. Never tell Chrissy wins at something. If you're listening to us on Spotify or one of the other barriers podcast platforms, you really have to see us live to appreciate the genius of what we do here at Nonsense.

Speaker: What did you say, Jeff? It's like riding a moped or fucking a fat chick. It's fun until your friends find out. I don't need the win either. It's just fun to get the win and make Tony feel incredibly uncomfortable. Oh, shit. Jeff, I owe you a championship though. Fuck that shit. This is a good episode with your jokes today.

Speaker: You've never heard that joke? We only said it amongst ourselves as men. We just gave it away. Oh, I'll put it out there. I don't care. Go ahead and get at him. I didn't say that. Just so you know that was deaf. Yes, Booby. Welcome to the show. Who the hell is Booby? Welcome to the shit show, Booby. How you doing? Who the hell is this?

Speaker: The champ is here. I've been validated. I've won yet another championship. I'm up to 27. I think I'm up to 27 championships now. New York Asians. No, no, no, no, no. Leggy, I'm so fucking mad at you right now. God. That's another, that's the 27th championship record book. The wins keep coming. You just wait, motherfucker. As soon as I get my 3D printer, I'm going to get it.

Speaker: the greatest champion of all time. Booby tassels and all. I'm a pretty pretty booby tassel instead of you, dude. We talked about it once I get my 3D printer. I've actually found a couple of things. What did you say, Tony? Oh, what? Tony was saying something, but you were walking all over him. No, he's fine. Let him keep going.

Speaker: No, I did find something that I think I can send it to Chris. I think he'll appreciate it. It's it's generally something that he will like and want to display. I'm just saying everybody who got the witness that show you owe me $10 to my cash app. I expect payment by tomorrow morning. The the cash app is 50 cents.

Speaker: The cash cash, the cash app is a click click 13. All donations go to help this show. Tony's rehab. My child is purchases. I made another, I made another child is purchased Jeffrey. What'd you buy? Have either one of you gentlemen ever seen the movie Hellraiser? Yes.

Speaker: You know the puzzle box? Yeah. I found a 3d print of one. I bought one. Nice. I need you to send me high def pictures of it. So when I print one, I can paint it to match. I'll send you high def pics of my dick before I send you high def pictures of the Pandora's box that I already bought. Why would I want pictures of your dick? Well, that's not what you said. My camera doesn't zoom that much. Mine does.

Speaker: I got the extra zoom feature. What? Why do I have to send you high -def pictures? Just get your own picture. I just need pictures so I can actually match the page up. Jeff, you know what you should make? What? The network. People dead.

Speaker: The book. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, they got it. Actually, do you remember in Scary Movie, the door knocker? That's actually dude's balls. They have it on Brindifers, where you can actually print it. You know how many inbred rednecks had that exact thing hanging off the back of their squatted Chevy's?

Speaker: No, no, no, no. Why would you? Okay, question, ladies and gentlemen. A poll, if you will. Anybody in the chatters box? Would you put a set of testicles on your grease hitch on the back of your truck if you had? I would not.

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Speaker: It is 2023. And some men out there, or even men that want to be women. Cheers, damn it. They like to have balls slap against their balls from their partner. Dylan Mulvaney, hashtag Bud Light. Balls on balls contact. And that's why you're in one country and I'm in another. I'm in one state and you're in another state. I'm talking to you slap nuts. Read the comments.

Speaker: Depends on it. Oh, well, that's it. That's a trophy. That's a totally different story. Like men that grab balls are gay, obviously. Unless it's a dog, unless it's a doctor and you're going for a physical. She was the hillbilly for that shit right there. Because, I mean, I don't know if anybody's played sports in here, but you have to have physicals. They do grab your,

Speaker: sure, huevos, chihuahua beliefs. There's different, it's temporary for medical purposes. Then nobody's sitting there trying to enjoy it. Yeah, the Necrokamikon. It's on print a verse, or thing a verse, so I can print it. Actually, one of the first things I'm going to be printing is this. Have you seen the new previews for the new movie? Yes. I did. Don't you know what the fuck that is? That's the Book of the Dead from The Mummy, of Brandon Frazier.

Speaker: fucking lame. Great fucking movie, by the way. Excellent. Again, a movie that made one and didn't need to do any more. It was pretty good. The third one was a piece of shit. The second one was. Did you hear that? Tony was ringing the machi cheese are there. Fucking lie. Tell me I'm a goddamn lie. Glitz jokes are older than me.

Speaker: That's pretty fucking old. That's older than the Bible at this point. Fuck a please. Oh, check it out. Tony D was like, I was there on the seventh day when he rested. It's actually got the hand holding. Hell yeah. You have guardian angel that you don't even realize. My guardian angels are just as drunk as I am just so you know. By now, yes, they are.

Speaker: It's like my FBI agents that watch me. I'm on my 13th FBI agent this year because the other 12 have already killed themselves. This motherfucker. You may want to be a super service with Trump. Please leave Trump out of this, all right? Yeah. Wrong audience to me. I voted for that. I voted independent.

Speaker: That means you voted for him. Not for Trump. No, this is what I'm talking about, Chris. Hold on, let me let it load. Oh god, Jeff, you're yelling me. Like that. OK, the best part of the movie is about to come on. What the hell? Uh -uh. It's a door knocker from Scary Movie. That's hilarious. I'm not allowed to put it on the front door, but I'll put it up on my office. Jeff, you put it up in his office.

Speaker: Chris, are you a fan of Pinhead from Hellraiser? What? What's the guy with the nails in his head from Hellraiser? Pinhead? It's a Pinhead. That's what I thought. Because they have that, too. They have one thing of burst. They have all these, like... You know how when you go to, like... We've... I've known this guy for 25 years.

Speaker: It's still funny. It's a waste of time and effort asking the questions. I'm still mad at her. She gave you a win, and now you're going to have to ever let anybody else forget about it. Why don't you guys go ahead and start having a few and yell and scream at each other? You want me to bring her up, and you can hash her? She gave me a win because I'm the god damn shit. You made my list.

Speaker: Mind you, Jeff reads his list nightly while he puts lipstick on and listens to ELO's telephone line. Tony, what are you watching? Transformers are ready to fall, and they bought the form Devastator. You know this is the shit. Just motherfucker. You know we're doing a show right now. Turn to you, all right? All right.

Speaker: You know, this is the shit, right? When they found out that was dope. I know there isn't a competition because I got that juicy juice. As you've said, I got the juicy juice. You don't want to be embarrassed. I understand. You were a worthy opponent and you, and you about out like a, like a true champion challenger and I salute you. Cheers. You Celtic biking warrior. You.

Speaker: Everything is a competition. Says the guy who started the entire show out with a competition about making money with his wife. No competition. And much like on this show, when there's a competition, you're losing. Yeah, pretty much. Loser. Well, the next is mine too.

Speaker: Jeff, you lost in the height game. You lost in the hair game. Yes, but any vehicle fits me where you can't get any convertible. I can get a convertible. Yeah, you can't drive one because it's on top of the windshields here. I drove one. I owned one. Dylan, what's good? I got my gangster lean on like this. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker: You know, but I can do a gangster leading and my arm still reaches the steering wheel. I'm like you. That's okay. That's gangster in my van. She said you're going to have to win. Look, it's not reverse psychology. I'll win as a winner and I'll take it. There's no reverse psychology, you know,

Speaker: At the end of the day, it's, there's nothing, there's nothing wrong with being the not winner. You can't say a loser in 2023 because that's aggressive and it hurts people. And you can still get a trophy too. You'll get, you'll get the best trophy. You'll get Tony D trophy. Tony D. What's up Dylan? You get the, you get the Tony trophy. I just get this belt that I had to pay for.

Speaker: to commemorate but either way it gave me my 27th victory victory my 27th championship i have tied the new york yankees i'm one championship away from being the greatest champion in the world nobody can step to me and everybody's afraid to these nuts so tell us some of these uh

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Speaker: You are a worthy opponent, Leggy. You are a worthy opponent. Unlike these two gentlemen who co -host a show with me. Even though I guess, oh, you count the votes. I would like to, uh,

Speaker: I'd like to bring the starting five back around and let Tony pick the list, but I'm kind of nervous to let Tony pick the list. I don't know. I guess we could, we could pull the e -brake on the show and, uh, God damn it. Now my seat's doing, God damn it. Mean robots suck. Who sucks? Mean robots. Mean robots. What is that?

Speaker: Transformers Avengers apart. Come on now stay over time Jesus Christ over ladies and gentlemen, who was the best transformer ever Bob go Optimus Prime The dudes are badass and he's a prime I'm a take What's the two the two cool ones that turned Chevy sparks?

Speaker: They're on now. They're on ice cream together. They're on mudflap. Turned into ice cream too. I like this too. They were fun. Thank you for participating. I'm going to take Springer. Ultra Magnus. I like Starscream. Hot Rod. Wait, which one's Hot Rod? Before he was Rod, because he was pretty bold. Everybody liked Bumblebee. Bumblebee was dope. I think I'm going to take Sideswipe after that.

Speaker: Then, what is this, top five transformers? Top five transformers, yes. What did you say? I said Springer. Okay. Ultra Magnus, Hot Rod, even though he did turn around in his prime, I did like him. So both will kind of be the same. I just forgot the last one. Fuck. And your last one is Dylan Mulvaney. No. She's a transformer. I think I'm going to go with Scott Scott.

Speaker: I got Chris. That was too easy. That was funny. I think I'm going to go with Superion as a combiner. Because I like the aerial box. I like all the aerial box. I want to be a fighter pilot. I work on fighter pilots. I was not. Well, that's why I said Starscream was a badass.

Speaker: Starscream was the best in his class when he went to that flight school or whatever. That's why he was the leader. But he gets to my fucking nerves. Look, I got to be 100 % honest. I was going to say Caitlyn Jenner. Are you saying Starscream for number five? No, I'm not. No, I did.

Speaker: I called that one. I called Optimus Prime, Starscream. What was the one that was...

Speaker: The problem is I don't know the names. He was a what? Ironhide. I like Ironhide. Yes. Yeah, I was going to pick Ironhide. And Jazz. I like Jazz and Wheeljack on the cartoon. Yeah. Jazz and Wheeljack was dope. Yeah, he said General. Everybody does that to General. They call him a Transformer. They call him an X -Men. It's horrible. There's no disrespect towards Caitlyn Jenner. I'm happy.

Speaker: for Caitlin. I really think that was, you know, for, and I'm going to say this, um, for somebody who was in a spotlight and put themselves in a spotlight that went through this transition. I think this was, I think that was the most, I think that was the most legit and honest transition was Caitlyn Jenner. Um, and, and, and, and like I said, I, I have, you know, Bruce Jenner,

Speaker: was an Olympic champion. He was like the face of a generation. And then when he made this transition, I feel like it was real. It wasn't for life. And you look at him when she was initially starting, there was a lot of negativity thrown her way, but now that things have kind of settled down and she's living her life and everything like that,

Speaker: I don't have no problem with Kayla. I think it's awesome. I'm happy for her as anybody else should be. Yeah, I do kind of bust on all these ass clowns who do it for attention, like Dylan Mulvaney. But back to Tony's transformer top five. Did anybody take down my list? Are we taking down lists? I mean, I'll write it down. Is this a competition? No.

Speaker: We're just we're just doing it. We're just saying so hold on a second. I just want to change my last one to Cyclones because I like Cyclones. I like that. Cyclones is all right to me. Okay. So he says Cyclones. I said, you know, I know you said my first one. My first one was Springer, the triple changer. Then I had

Speaker: Fuck, Peter made me forget now. I didn't make you do it. Ultra Magnus. Yeah, I got Ultra Magnus. I got Cycloneus, Ultra Magnus. House Ross last Rodimus Prime. Then I had Sideswipe. And then I had Superion. Superion was the, yeah. Superion was the area boss when they transformed into one big robot. I want to put Cyclonus in there as an honorable mention.

Speaker: But I'm really trying to stick with the Gen 1 Transformers, because those are the ones I'm always looking for. Period. Came out. Jeff, what did you say? I said Optimus Prime, jazz. God damn it. Let me put it in the chat, because y 'all going to spoil it. Well, it was the big truck I said, Tony. You said jazz and Wheeljack, I thought. No, no. Ironhide. Ironhide, thank you.

Speaker: He was a van. Well, in the movie he was a truck. But he was. He was a badass truck. How many do I got? Three? Four. Okay, and then Starscream and I'll go with the obvious Bumblebee. Everybody wants a Bumblebee. Bumblebee is awesome.

Speaker: because Bumblebee was the one that hung out with the kid the whole time. So everybody wants Bumblebee. We get it, Shia LaBeouf. Calm down. We're talking about the cartoon though. Yeah. There go my picks. Random Rick, when you do this, there go my picks. So we're not, we're gonna do, we're gonna do, so we're not doing like a competition thing. We're just gonna do like, like random Rick and

Speaker: and his boy do, right? We're just talking about it. We originated it here. Damn it, I want it back, so I'm just throwing this shit out. We originated it here. We are the originators. Triple R, you imposter. Shout out to Triple R for coming up with his own categories, though. Random, Rick. You, Arning Glickster. Springa was always dope for me.

Speaker: Okay, remind me. Who Springer is. Yeah, thank you. On the cartoon, he was the green card that turned into a helicopter.

Speaker: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I remember. Springer was dope. Ultra Magnus, you know who he was. He was the one that looked like Prime, but he had the damn, he was a, he would transport cars. Right, he was in the trailer. But Ultra Magnus, Ultra Magnus was the one he gave the matrix to in the cartoon movie. Hot Rod, everybody knows Hot Rod, Rod in his prime, no problem. Sideswipe, Sideswipe in the cartoon, him and Sun Streaker were twins, both of them were Lamborghinis. In the movie, it's him and Dino that roll together, and Sideswipe, Sideswipe was a badass.

Speaker: I like Sun Streaker, but he don't get enough airplay anyway. He was the yellow Lamborghini in the cartoon, and he was also one of the toys that I wanted. Superion is when all the aerial bots combine into the big one, one big robot. I like the aerial bots. I'm going to be a fan of the aerial bots, period out in the story. They got both the planes that I ever wanted to fly. They're missing one, but they couldn't put it in there. Okay, fine. But they're all fucking fighter planes, and one's a concord. God have mercy.

Speaker: Yes, I am a Transformer junkie. Who want what? You have issues. Which one is the one you said you wanted? The yellow Lamborghini one? Yeah, Sun Streaker. Sun Streaker? He didn't really have a lot. He wasn't in the cartoon a lot, but he was there. He was definitely there in the end credits. When you read his bio, it's like he's conceited and all this and all that. But him and Sansa were twins. And I used to always go on Lamborghini when I was a kid.

Speaker: If I get on that beginning, that's going to be the name of my car, Sun Streaker. I'm going to spoil on the back. It's going to be yellow. I'm going to redo the Cannonball Run movie, all that shit. You know what? I'm in. I would totally run. I was about to say, I'm calling your ass. You need to come to the US with my money. I'm in. I'm in. We have got to fucking do this. I would totally do Cannonball Run. We have got to fucking do this. We'll never break the record because I didn't want to. Where do we have to go from where to where? It actually leaves from,

Speaker: It leaves from New York and goes to LA. To the port. I remember talking about that shit. Watch the movie Gumball. No. The movie Gumball, they actually show the garage that the Cannonball run starts from. And they go to the port of LA. I don't need to drive. I mean, I've never sat in one.

Speaker: I've been in the Corvette. They are kind of like a tank. They're not. They don't. They have the heaviest clutch. You're talking about the Kootosh. What I used to want, yes, it was a Kootosh. The heaviest clutch you've ever felt, like driving a fucking tractor. For the high speed. When you're doing high speed, it's probably easier to move. Yeah, that's how. I'll print you one, Tony. That's on Thingiverse. I can print it.

Speaker: That's a terrible picture of him, by the way. Well, that's not a great picture. No, it's not. That's a very terrible picture. But that is a toy. They got a couple of different versions here. What's your inside leg measurement, though? The one in the middle I was told was nine inches. She walked right into that motherfucker. Yes, she did.

Speaker: They on this on this website think of her. Well, how tall are you? She's five, five, ten. Oh, you didn't fit in a fucking Lamborghini. Stop it. Yeah, you could. You got a Volvo AC 50.

Speaker: Yes I know, I know, I know. You know what they say about guys who brag a lot. What about the guys who get bragged on is my question. What's going on with my hand? What's happening? I've heard anybody bragging on you Tony. There's a guy who has made multiple jokes and

Speaker: Well, yeah, we definitely don't hear anybody bragging on Tony D. I'm joking. It's okay. Yeah. That's like your, I have a girlfriend in Canada. We do know the situation there. That's well known. That's real. No, but that's the old joke. This is the back of the day. As Tony has learned multiple times.

Speaker: I come with references. Verification. I'm not trying to prove that on the internet. Confirmation. Somebody always has to one up you on the internet and there's too many vultures.

Speaker: I don't need it. Did you just say everybody has the one of you on the internet and there's too many vultures? There's too many people that one on one up you want to end and then there's too many stalkers. So I don't know. I don't know you. Say what? I don't know you. I mean, you don't know me. It's fine. We got this. I want to know you. I love you, Tony. No. You're going to play me, Tony, do you? No.

Speaker: I've been on the end of that 14 years. So that's 36 years of me having a real life. You shouldn't. You're only 5 '10". Only 5 '10". Calm down. You're pretty. I mean, you're definitely above average for a woman. Oh, so yeah. Okay. Well, now your name makes a lot of sense. You're all right. That's why I'm 6 '2", and I'm all torso. I got stumpy legs.

Speaker: Yeah. So, yeah. I saw you. Oh, yeah. You all had it before. Sure. I know. My, you know, well, my, my, yeah, my I feel like a **** gorilla, man. So, you know, wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: He was just he also he always said that he said click built like a fucking gorilla, but he's and and just as strong as a gorilla I'm six foot two my inseam on my jeans is 31. Oh That's a bullshit. You all out of proportion. Yeah My inseam is 30 is 30. Well, you're all you're all fucking legs Jeff

Speaker: Oh, five foot two of you are legs. I'm five foot three. You can hold the matrix in your chest. I'm all torso. I'm all upper body. Yeah. And I buy 32 because you know how hard it is to buy five fucking fine shoes. I can't find 32s or 34s in men's pants. I know. You can't find 31. I can buy 32s. I can buy 32s all day. I struggle to find 38s.

Speaker: Inseam or your waist? A waist. Oh, yeah. No, I struggle. Because I struggle. What is your inseam, though? What is your leg length? My leg length is about 34, with almost out of being high water. 33 is perfect. But 34, we won't be high water. 33 is perfect. Okay. Both the shoe when I'm standing, but when I sit down, it arrives at the third. 33 is perfection.

Speaker: But 34 is what I get 3834. I 31s are what I wear. 32s are perfect. 31. In senior 30s leg legs are 31s. Your legs are 31. Oh yeah, you put 30 but 32 is perfect. You know they don't rise up too far. They sit just right, but my waist is 3838 40. But I do understand it is hard to find 38.

Speaker: I know it's a man conversation. Yeah, we'll be sharing the message. Yes, you're right. You're right. You're right. This is our pants size. Like our pants size are 38, 32. I used to have a measuring tape. I don't think I got it anymore. I don't know how long. This is your pants size. Yeah, your pants size is difficult. Most of your men are going to be 34, 36 waist. Most men. And they are hard to find. No, I don't think men's, I don't think men's jeans are hard to find. You know what's really fucking hard?

Speaker: women's clothes because it's just a fucking size. I haven't shot for a woman in the longest time. I don't know. It's just a, it's just a fucking size. Right. They go by numbers and then it's 12.

Speaker: Well, it's like my wife, but she's got a big butt. So she has to buy bigger ways to actually fit her ass. Yeah, to fit around. Yes. Yes. Imagine buying a bathing suit, a bikini. Well, if she wears a thong, it's perfection for him. I'm not talking about his wife. She doesn't wear a thong for him. She wears a thong for Jacques Cousteau, which is in France for...

Speaker: Nine months of the year. No, I'm definitely not jealous. Trust me. Inside league. Yeah, we got league. We got league length and we got waste. I don't know. You are all fucking leg legging. No shit. 36 and you are 5 '10". Big R small ways. Oh, really?

Speaker: I have no ass at all. I suffer from white man's disease, no ass at all. Chris's back goes straight from back to leg. It's like a fucking two by four. It's like a wall. It looks like this. My backside looks like this right here. You have a long back with a doodle crack. That's what you got. I'm a two by four with a crack in it, Tony D. Jeez, McQueeze.

Speaker: Yeah, I won't mention any names but there are women in my life in my

Speaker: um the bottoms fit good but the top doesn't fit so when you go buy a bikini you have to buy the bottom in one size or top in another size I never would shop before one more body but I've heard about that yes or or if you're or if you're a lady who's top heavy and bottom bottom light you have to get a bigger size top so you have to go through the bikinis

Speaker: I mean, it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's

Speaker: and I don't even know if Leggy wears bikinis. Hell, I don't think they even have summer out there in Scotland for all I know. It's always fucking cold and gray and rainy and there's a fucking dragon that lives in the goddamn water. No, they wear wetsuits. They just wear wetsuits. You're right. I've actually Googled Loch Ness. That motherfucker left already.

Speaker: That's the one, you know what, Jeff? I figured it out. You know that cruise shit? They got that big -ass animal swimming. I don't know what it is. That's Nessie's ass. She's been left Scotland. Yes, she fucking plays. She can't, I mean, I would have left too. She can't really enjoy Scotland for all this water. Scotland and Ireland, ladies and gentlemen, don't get it twisted. Scotland and Ireland are fucking beautiful. Always have people. I've heard the weather always.

Speaker: I've heard the weather is all year round, but they're fucking beautiful. I mean, the landscapes and the castle and yards, middle of summer, you got to wear a fucking car. I'm down with that.

Speaker: Only a one piece. No, I mean, you don't always have to be trying. You can go. It's not about attention, but it was even when you buy a one piece, it may not fit right because your top, your bottom heavy. And then and then the part in the middle of the way, I was going to say, I hate that they're so tight. It's ridiculous. I had to say to you, like you, but much like a couple of women that are in my life,

Speaker: Unfortunately, if you put a one piece or a two piece on, you're going to get attention.

Speaker: It's not on purpose, but it happens. This is the attention getter. Being top heavy is an attention getter, plain and simple. Yeah. Unfortunately, yeah, it happens. It just fucking happens. I agree. And not all two -piece bikinis are attention seekers. I mean, as a dad with two daughters, I know they've gotten into that phase where they want to wear two pieces, and they have some really cute two pieces.

Speaker: No, but it was aggressive. No, but like you can get a two piece that's like a sports brawl style. You know, it's not, it's not just covering a little thing that hangs down. I don't know what we're, we're three dudes talking about bikinis. I don't know anything. I'm just a dude that has the sports style. I'm just a dude who has two daughters that are teenagers. And I know when they go look at bikinis and they're like, what do you think of this one dad? And I'm like,

Speaker: that, you know, that are not like a fall all the way up their ass.

Speaker: I mean, we can get you a fucking towel. Yeah, right? Look, look, they got beach towels over here. Let's put that on. Let's put that on. You know, there's a burka store right over here. I think they'll get a fucking burlap sack and you can wear that. That's cool. There is something to be said about staying home in the summer. I'm just saying. It's probably most comfortable to see you wearing out for different hours and look at it. What's that? What's it look like? Whose ass do I have to beat?

Speaker: No, but it's, it's not about that. It's like, you know, it's, it's like, when even Michelle, you know, she's seven and she's, you know, she beats. She's a shield. Jeff, all I gotta say is wait. She doesn't like wearing. When they're seven and they're wearing. She doesn't like wearing. She's got one that's like a wet suit that she, you can't get her out of it. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's totally different when girls, when girls have puberty.

Speaker: And I speak on this, not only as a dad of girls, but also growing up with, you know, growing up, I had four sisters, now I have three and a half sisters, you know, but growing up, I had sisters. And once they hit puberty, things start to change, they start to have a different change in mentality, they think. And it's,

Speaker: You know, I'd rather live by the water. I don't care if it's warm or cold. I just want to live on the coast. I, you know, now granted I did. Don't get me wrong. My body says, bitch, we're going to live somewhere fucking warm because when it gets cold, much like here in Ohio right now, last week we were literally sitting on the patio drinking beers, barbecuing.

Speaker: What's going on? Nice dreams. We're literally sitting on the patio drinking barbecue and everything else. And then a day later, it was fucking snowing. Welcome to Ohio. Yes. Welcome to fucking Ohio. My body and my body went into, because I've got a bad back. I've got a busted up knee. I've got a busted up shoulder. So the very, you know, when that cold weather came in,

Speaker: Fucking you knew it was coming for anybody else. Oh, yeah, and it hurt like it hurt bad this time of year. I hate in Ohio The fruit I Gotta say something man. I'm sorry. I want to give a shout out to these two people on Twitch I don't remember even knowing or following y 'all but damn it y 'all just popping up out of nowhere on my twitch. Thank you to people Nice dreams and JS booby. I don't remember that

Speaker: Well, they're getting real content. That's a good question. I'm going to say the fruit before the color. I said the fruit too. I mean, they're excited because they're getting real content. Although I'm just fucking with you. You know, I love your usual with such short arms. I really don't.

Speaker: Who has short arms? What's up, Sadie? How you doing? I love the water, but lying by the pool is in my scene. I'd rather - Sadie! Than lounge by a pool. You remember me sitting with - Yeah, right, wetsuit, right. Oh, yeah. Yeah, no. I don't - I apologize to you for the nice drinks for now. Remember, thank y 'all for popping up. Sadie's, or - or - or - or - Leggy, I'm - I'm 100 % with you.

Speaker: I'm not, I don't want to be by a pool. I want to be by the ocean. I want to be by the river. And Nikki's the same way. She loves getting on the river. She loves kayaking. Who's it? Does it take to send a letter to Canada? Who's it going to? Canada. It says, dear Canada. F*** you. I did not do this. I didn't do that. I did. Nikki's the same way. Like, give me a river.

Speaker: give me a pond, give me a lake, or give me the ocean. She said I feel late. I don't do the kayak. I actually did go kayaking when I was in Tokyo. Sadie's, you didn't get to see it today, but I took a picture when we were at the grocery store of the guys, and I found what Jeff has to send you for a truce. And it was a whole section of maple syrup.

Speaker: And Brian was like, oh my God, what did I miss? What's going on? Who pissed off Sadie? I was like, this is a joke. Calm down, bro. He was all like, what do you do? It's a joke. But I cannot wait. Sadie, all I got to say is, when you mount a moose and you get your niece army and you guys march to Canada, you get a GoPro and you film every bit of it. That's all I got to say. Yeah, I know shit. I'm about to.

Speaker: I feel like the Canadians can 100 % take Mexico. I don't. I do. I'm an ally. I'm an ally to Canada. Cantonadia. Cantonadia, I'm an ally. I have your back, Cantonadia, if we want to take over Mexico. Yeah, that's not going to happen. We will call it South Canada. South Canada. And we will manufacture maples here.

Speaker: We're going to call it. We're going to call it North Central America. It's in the south though, Tony. Why don't we call it North Central? Because of the North of Central America. Jesus Christ. This guy. This guy. Ah, Sadie, she know we love you. We got another bit of love for you. You got your own, you got your own, you got like your own intro. Intro. Like, like golf. Like smoke. Yes, golf. Sorry. I don't like the sense of it. It's like golf. I created you an intro.

Speaker: I work, but no, I, I am a hundred, I'm a hundred percent. Um, like I said, with leggy, I want real water. I don't want to pull. I don't want chlorine lake ocean. There's a new thing in California. They're, they're filling their pools with the, with the kind of water that is drinkable.

Speaker: I wouldn't drink it. I wish people in California would eat tide pods and just agree. I agree. But it's like this new thing. It's it's like a it's I can't remember what it's called. It's not even it's not even in California. It's like the mega rich. I'm waiting. I'm waiting for the big one to hit California. So I'm to float off into the ocean and become Russia. Yes, I'm gonna tell you listen. I'm gonna tell you like I don't know how California still here. That motherfucker been on fire for 20 years. Yes.

Speaker: and it never rains. Right. I mean, let's be honest. Let's be honest. You really think that a lake or a pond or a river or the ocean is cleaner? I mean, they say the ocean is salty because of whale spurt. You know how much salt is in one whale's ejaculation? When a whale ejaculates, I think it's like 38 gallons. I think it's more than that.

Speaker: I think it's way more than that. Put that on. Put that on your computer, Jeff. I'm not going to put it on my computer. You put it on your computer. I can't do it. You put it on your search, you know. How much? How are you looking for this shit? I don't care.

Speaker: I mean, how much was it? Oh my God. Lakes and rivers and ponds and oceans and the crick. And yes, I said crick. And if you don't like it, fucking deal with it. I'm country as fuck. And we say crick. Okay, when a blue whale ejaculates, it produces around 20 liters and it can shoot up to 2 .4 meters. Before you start spouting off all your numbers,

Speaker: fucking do the math and make it up to see if it works. This is what came up. It's the whole thing. It says around 20 liters of sperm and that's under more than 2 .5 meters. Wait till it's in the air. It's just a missile. That's a torpedo, Tony. That's a torpedo coming at you. That's a side wander for your ass.

Speaker: Like I said, it's a sidewinder. That is 5 .283 gallons of sea. Ladies and gentlemen, that is over five gallons of milk. You want to talk about a fucking money shot. That's a money shower. That's a money shower.

Speaker: And 2 .3 meters is like seven yards, seven feet. What is it? 2 .3 feet. That's not that impressive. You're going to push out over five gallons of that, and you can only shoot at seven feet. Like, I feel like I can go seven feet. You can't shoot seven feet. I feel like I could.

Speaker: I don't think so. I don't think so. I mean, I don't know how to prove it without weird and everybody out, but average man ejaculate. I feel like I could do seven feet. The average distance.

Speaker: Well, the average, the average from a male is 2 .5 cubic centimeters. It's just full now. Y 'all gotta think about this shit. It's busting, I was hoping it was rough. Tony, Tony, please. I agree 100%. Well, this seems like a competition. This is about roughly a quarter of a teaspoon.

Speaker: No, not how much. I know, but hold on, let's get into it. I feel like I could do seven feet with ease. Seven feet of wood. Your distance. Your distance when you ejaculate.

Speaker: Ladies, like you said, this seems like a competition. I'm just like, he's like, I'm ready to judge. Welcome to nonsense. The next competition is who can ejaculate the furthest? Tony, Jeff or click.

Speaker: He said don't put me in that shit. Why is it too gay for you Tony? First of fucking all takes the right woman and she'll tell you afterwards That's why no it doesn't because when you're with a woman you're doing one of two things either you're making her a twinkie

Speaker: or you're giving her a protein shake so she's not going to be able to judge how far you can ejaculate if you're with a woman and you have to stop and stand and face the other wall and ejaculate you're with the wrong way of the pressure at the back of her uterus when it comes out with full strength but what if what if what if your it'll hit the back it'll go both ways well yeah but what if your uh reaches past the uterus then i just gotta pick a fallopian tube to fill up

Speaker: You do realize that when you look at the uterus, it's right here, so if you're past the uterus, you're past the uterus. But they don't have the uterus. I'll tell you what, we'll go back a little bit. I'm just saying. What the fuck are you talking about? They don't have a distance. I think you should. I think you shouldn't.

Speaker: I'll let you get it out. How about that? You let me know how far it goes. You should get help. There was nothing in this competition rules that said you had to do it by yourself. All it was was the simple. What you got to do is you got to lean back a little bit. You got to throw your waist up. Then you got to get that little jerk up there. OK, OK. You got to arch it. You got to arch it. OK, wait. Average distance. You got to arch it. Average distance between 30 and 60 centimeters.

Speaker: What? For what? For distance. For what? A male ejaculation? Yeah. 30 to 60 centimeters. Who the fuck measures it? Who the fuck measures it? Will you give us American fucking numbers? It's an American website. Read it and then get the number and then give us American. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not even drinking. Let me tell y 'all something. The ring room ejects you off. 37 meters. And you get that look and you go to the side.

Speaker: 30 centimeters is roughly 11 inches. From the floor, you would hit the ceiling like scary movie. Yeah. Why don't you just make her a toaster strudel, man? There he goes. There's the map. Like you just put in the map. I'm just saying. I still feel like I can probably potentially beat seven feet.

Speaker: Depends on how hydrated you are. Oh, I'll be hydrated and I won't do shit for like a week. Weirdos account, motherfucker. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'll properly hydrate. Eating her up. Water, water, Gatorade. And then I don't do anything for like a week. I feel like I could beat seven feet. I don't think you can, dude. I feel like I could. Because 60 centimeters is 23 inches.

Speaker: 60 centimeters and 20. So, Jeff, Jeff, shut up. Apparently you're an idiot because you said 30 centimeters is about 12 inches roughly. You just said 60 is like 60. 60 centimeters is 23 inches. So two feet. I feel like I could, I feel like I could hit seven feet. Let's go ahead and make this even. What's the longest female ejaculation?

Speaker: What do you mean like length or distance? How far has you shot across the room? But I need to realize that sometimes when they're doing that that's actually just piss That's what you get your face out of the way unless as you know, I'm not getting my face out of the way I'm conditioning in my bed. I'm drowning. I got my scooter here Trust me

Speaker: I don't know how we this is the great thing about nonsensical nonsense. Sadie said interesting topic here. This is the great thing about our show.

Speaker: Ah, your beard's dripping. Really? It's soaked. Really? How do you think that happened? I'm just saying. I don't have an answer, Tony. I'm not fucking, I'm not fucking Chris Angel. I didn't disappear and go jump in the shower. You've seen videos where women have shot that motherfucker across the whole damn room. I'm just saying, I think I could be seven feet. I don't think you can.

Speaker: But why don't you fly your happy ass up to Ohio and fucking - I'm not gonna measure shit!

Speaker: but you stand across the fucking room and I can paint a bullseye on your giant eight head. And see if I can. LeBron James has got to receive it. Tony, I've seen those videos. I know exactly what I thought about. That shit across the floor. And that's what I said. And that's what I said. A lot of times that is actually just piss.

Speaker: It's not, it's not, it's not, uh, it's not squirting. It's not a woman's orgasm. A lot of times that's just fit. And, and as guys, I think we know that when we're taking a piss, if we push down on it, you can really just, I don't think you could piss seven feet. First and foremost, I know I can piss seven feet.

Speaker: I don't think so. Jeff, you've heard my, my stream, my stream got a name on this fucking show called frying chicken. I get that. But I honestly, now the difference between you and Tony comes down to you trying 10 times, we do. But ladies, but ladies don't be embarrassed by that. A lot of dudes

Speaker: are not mad at you. And I'm proud of it. If I can, if, if I can get that to happen, I am king for the fucking day because I'm just like, yes, please. I got two championship belts. How many times do you think I stood around this house after? I can actually, I believe that.

Speaker: I can believe you, I can see you walking through the living room with your tighty legs. I am the fucking champ. Naked is the day I was born. I give her a good game. Good game baby girl. And then I strut like Ric Flair all through the house. I do a Glick strut. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who's the man Glick? You the man baby. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah you did. Yeah you did. Because if you can make that happen, and I can't really say what it is because the kids are standing outside the door, but if you can make that happen, you literally feel like you are the greatest on the planet. What things do you want to happen? You want to have an orgasm and you want her shivering in the bed when you get up.

Speaker: Uh, great. You want to ship in the bed? What the hell did you just - Fucking - Shivering. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You get that shake? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Two things that women can't fake, ladies and gentlemen. Sweat and goosebumps. Yeah. In that heart, jumping out of their chest. Bonus? Bonus if you can get their eyes rolled back in the head. Bonus.

Speaker: They just got fucked by the entire German army. No, what was that? No, no, no. They staring at you like you're the first one that ever made them feel that good. That's not motherfucking accomplished. Agreed. Agreed. Shit.

Speaker: Y 'all focus be out there trying to get yours and call yourselves the man and they said no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it is not. That is the one time the competition does not fall into play because it is because I know that once I'm done, I'm done. So I make sure. She gets hers. Trying to pull your face off of her clip before it feels that good, you're doing your job.

Speaker: No, I mean, you want to talk about... Chris, remember that you said that you had that guy in the gym, he's walking out all puffed out? You make a woman do that. You will puff out your chest all day long. I am a fucking king. You're muted, by the way, Chris. He's probably doing us a favor. Oh, he's on the phone.

Speaker: I think you got a message from somebody. Shut up. How you doing? I'm more than talk, trust me. No, that's. I. I just can't get. My head wrapped around five gallons.

Speaker: I'm not worried about no damn whale spurn. Well, there's a reason why I keep my little happy ass out the fucking ocean. Well, that's one of the reasons. The other one is jellyfish and crabs and sharks. Jellyfish, fuck you up, man. Fuck that. Yes, they will. Tony, will you pee on me? No. You a dead motherfucker.

Speaker: Dude, I've never been stung by jellyfish, but I've seen people do it, and they said it is the worst feeling ever. I saw a guy at a beach when I was a teenager. He got stung by jellyfish. They were literally putting sand on him trying to draw it out. Yeah, I assumed. But those stingers, that shit is for good. Yeah. Yeah, you've been here for two years. You're right. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. Yeah, but it's like,

Speaker: Uh, there was a, there was a, a video I saw yesterday, Tony, I have a question for you. Now this is a legitimate question. I didn't do it. I don't know. No, hold on. This is, this is, it's, it's, it's a, it's a math question, but not a math question. It's a, it's like a personality thing and it show, it'll show your age. So you are the last man on the planet and you're in the ocean floating.

Speaker: And five miles away is an island full of ugly naked women. Call in your name. Call in your name. I'm the last man on the planet. How you doing? Hold up. Hold up. And then eight miles away is an island of the most beautiful women you've ever seen. Call in your name. But the difference between the first island of the ugly women and you is nothing but water.

Speaker: But the second island, there's a shark. Which island are you swimming to? To spend the rest of eternity. I don't actually have an answer. There is no right answer, wrong answer. The scientific answer is the path of least resistance. Well, my thought, as a grown man, you don't care what they look like.

Speaker: This should do. Because there's a fucking shark in the water and we've seen dogs. I'm going to the Ugly Island, I don't care. I'm the last man on the planet, in the ocean, rafting by myself. Floating in the water.

Speaker: floating in the water floating in the water. I'm going with other women. I'm not fighting the shark. Right. You're floating in the water. There's no raft. Nothing. You are just bobbing up and down. I can't fight no shark. Well, I do a shark in the nose and they won't bother you.

Speaker: You've seen Jaws. That shit didn't work for the captain of the boat. I saw a deep blue sea. That shit didn't work for us either. I saw the May. It didn't work for Sam Jackson. It's a deep blue sea either because he just got eight and one. I don't know. I didn't even listen to the rest of what you said. All I heard was an island full of ugly women and I'm floating on a raft. You're not on a raft. You know what I'm just saying. Your body, everything, you have nothing but yourself.

Speaker: and on both the islands hey thanks for the Kevin Smith shout out I like that there's more than enough food on both the islands yeah I know about it the first island the first islands is is like 25 30 ugly I'm going to the ugly chicks I'm sorry right because now now younger people in their 20s are going to say oh I'm going for the label of bunnies

Speaker: You're gonna get eaten by sharks. You're gonna get eaten by sharks. You're gonna get eaten by sharks. You're gonna get eaten by sharks. You're gonna get eaten by sharks. You're gonna get eaten by sharks. You're gonna get eaten by sharks. You're gonna get eaten by sharks. You're gonna get eaten by sharks. You're gonna get eaten by sharks. You're gonna get eaten by sharks. You're gonna get eaten by sharks. You're gonna get eaten by sharks. You're gonna get eaten by sharks. You're gonna get eaten by sharks. You're gonna get eaten by sharks. You're gonna get eaten by sharks.

Speaker: Hold on, wait, let me screen record. Go ahead. Gotcha. We'll suck it.

Speaker: But no, yeah, no, I'm going I'm going to the island, you know with the quote unquote ugly chicks because It has nothing to do with anything even sexual. It's just a matter of

Speaker: It's, it's, I was kidding. No, but here's the thing. I promise I was kidding. And this is, this is true. This is not, this is just science fact.

Speaker: that a - Hey, thank you, Francis. I'll drink to that. No, I love Kevin Street. We're just a 10 woman, a true 10, where everybody looks at her and goes, she's a fucking dead. Everybody in a brother hits on her. But there, I mean - Does everybody take another shot? Here's the problem. And you know what? And this is a two -way street. Go ahead. This is a two -way street. Women who know they're hot and men that know they're hot,

Speaker: are fucking obnoxious as hell. They're douchebags. That's what I said. Without the shark, I'm not going to the Playboy money. Like I said, I'm not a good looking dude. I know I'm not a good looking dude. You know, it is what it is. But at the end of the day, as far as survival goes, and I say repeatedly, quote unquote, I am full of ugly women.

Speaker: We're going to worry about survival. It's going to be building houses. They probably already have houses built. They don't even need me. They're going to be building houses. We're going to be hunting food. We're going to be fishing. And this and that and the other thing. And I may never want to leave again. Plus,

Speaker: I mean, as a horror fan, they get to procreate. Then you got a whole island of fucking inbred motherfuckers. And then when they show up, then when other people show up, like, when you, like, when you two assholes roll over, you're like, fuck them sharks, we're going over here. It's like, I get to chop you guys up and we skin you. And I make like a, I make like a fucking Jeff cape.

Speaker: No, but it's like, it's true. I did not call you obnoxious. Who called who obnoxious? I didn't call him obnoxious. I did, because you gave Chris the win, so fuck you. You're on my list. I like Francis. I like Francis. Francis is my new friend. I don't know if it's a male or female. But they're my new friends. No, but, but. I drink Dutch beer. Dutch beer is delicious.

Speaker: They're doing Dutch things. Dutch people are awesome. We illegally. He says I have a sympathetic face. You know, and then he called me like Kevin Smith's tougher brother. You're good, Francis. I like your comment. And Lord knows I love Kevin Smith. I love me some Kevin Smith. I love Kevin Smith movies. Judge me if you will. Yeah. Dude, have you seen Clerks 3 yet? Have you seen Clerks 3 yet?

Speaker: Not yet, but I want to see. There's a heterosexual guy. Well, Francis is a dude. There we go. Now I got clarification. Uh, I can say, yeah, you are quite a good looking. Hey, don't eat them.

Speaker: See ugly people we have to rely on our funny Helen or like no, that's true Guy and being short I have to be funny

Speaker: And funny guys, funny guys are the most dangerous for women because it's all ha ha. And then where the fuck did my clothes go? Exactly. I just read the rest of Francis' comment, but absolutely you have to rely on your looks for validation. You have no personality. You don't really bring anything to the world outside of your looks. Yeah. Just saying, like,

Speaker: What? Hi, baby. Oh my god. Hi. She's dying. She had a long night. Did you bring me a sandwich? Hi, Sues. Mama's home, Sues. Or she just came home and. No. Ah! I'm going to go ahead and translate for Nikki. Fuck you, Jeff. Hey, Tony. Tony D, how you doing? You know me so well.

Speaker: He's got a dog in the face. I know what that sound was. I had a dog paw on my forehead. She was excited to see mama. No, it's bullshit, the heterosexual guy. Who's having a big fail? Hey, hey, look. Hey, Francis, I'm with you. I tell Tony and Jeff and I tell each other we love each other all the time. Every single edit. I tell Tony I love him all the time and he gets weird. 12 ,000. Yeah, he shuts those cameras. He runs away. Get it, girl. You got your bracelet on there, man.

Speaker: I like this Dutch guy. I want to hang out with Francis. I want to drink Dutch beer.

Speaker: Dutch beer is delicious. As a guy who, as a guy who traveled around the world and drank beers around the world. At Disneyland. Shut up, Jeff. At Disneyland. Both of you shut the window. Bush God is in Williamsburg. He ain't going nowhere. Has anybody else in the room gotten drunk around the world? Yeah, I didn't think so. Shut up, Jeff.

Speaker: Tony, me, we've literally been around the world, physically been around the world. I did when I was in Iceland, Rio and somewhere else for the weekend. Well, we were apparently in Mexico last night and got fucking food poisoning. That'll do it. Yeah, Nikki was telling me. Last night we went to

Speaker: Some Mexican restaurant that we can't pronounce. Actually, Jim, let me see if you can tell me how to say this. Oh, Holly, Holly and say I might have. Yeah. Well, how do you spell it, please? I know. So to lock a pocket. Thanks, babe. T L A B Q U E something, something, something.

Speaker: Hold on a second. I'm going to find it. Here we go. I'm just going to send a screenshot. I called it. That's not quite what you called it. That's a tough question for instance. I don't know for a Mexican restaurant with only Hispanic employees, they couldn't fucking make a Mexican, a margarita to save their lives. Worst margarita ever.

Speaker: Worst margarita ever. And you shoved them aside and said, let me show you how to do this. And I am a margarita connoisseur. I mean, she really could have. In all honesty, Nikki could have absolutely taught them how to make a margarita. I still want you to work it on my ties, woman. My ties?

Speaker: I can't get the, the, hold on a minute. Let me think about it. She knows what I'm talking about too. I appreciate that. There's, there's a something in there that I can't get. Dude, the Japanese beer slushies blew my mind.

Speaker: But you rather have, let's say... It's the syrup that begins with an O, that I don't know how to pronounce, that I've never seen. It begins with an O. O -Quarto. O -R -G -E -A -T. Orangate. Okay, that must be indigenous to that area then.

Speaker: Wash them up. Would you rather have, let's say, John Candy. It is a syrup made from almonds, sugar, and rose water. Give me one second. I'm gonna go ask the wife. He's going to ask his wife, what the fuck, that restaurant. He's gonna come back and be like, that's not even Mexican. That's a tough question. As somebody who's been through basic training, it really doesn't matter. It's a matter of how they deliver their message.

Speaker: Some get in your face, some are just, they're just, that's a tough question for me. Not being fun, that's a good question. Okay, Tony D. Yes, ma 'am. Still is trapped in another - Spell it for me again, O -R -G -A -T -E? O -R -G -E -A -T. It is a syrup made from almonds, sugar, and rose water. However - Or geek syrup. Yeah, or geek syrup. You can also substitute that

Speaker: for orange Curacao, which I've never seen. I've only seen. Yeah buddy, Curacao's no joke, I've had that. I've only ever seen the blue Curacao though, I've never seen orange. I understand, you're right, you're right. Hang on, let me see if this is the right one. Reality is lifting this. What the hell? Blackade parking. But if somebody's been through this, I've seen different types of drill stories. Blackade parking. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on one second. I just got this notification about the Steelers.

Speaker: the Steelers, the Pittsburgh Steelers have four sets of brothers on their fucking team right now. That's dope. After selecting Connor Hayward, obviously the younger brother of Cam Hayward, we all know Cam Hayward. They also have TJ and Derek Watt. We all know TJ and we all know Derek.

Speaker: They have Terrell and Trey Edmonds. They have Carlos and Khalil Davis. They signed or they have offensive guard Nate Herbert. They drafted.

Speaker: Nick Herbert, Herbert this, this year, they have four sets of brothers on their current roster. The whole team is family. As a Cleveland Browns fan, um, you know, it is in my blood and in my nature of eight distillers. And I don't, but I like the

Speaker: conclusive. Inclusiveness. Inclusiveness. I like that tight knit family. They are the fast and furious football team. Shut up. This asshole. We don't want Jeff in here no more. I hate the Patriots. But I really don't hate the Steelers. There's two teams in the NFL I hate and I've said it multiple times. I hate the Baltimore Ravens.

Speaker: fuck Art Modell and your entire family. And if I ever - Didn't Art Modell used to - He owned the Cleveland Browns. And if I ever find myself traveling through Baltimore, I'm going to stop at the cemetery. I'm going to piss all over your fucking grave. Fuck you Art Modell. You can get your ass whipped. You can get your ass whipped. Fuck you Art Modell. And fuck you Baltimore. And get your ass whipped by the dead.

Speaker: I wish a motherfucker would. They will. Go ahead. They will. Go ahead. It's all on his grave. Go ahead, Badass. But fuck you, too, Baltimore. You want to be Chicago. You come back with a clean face. I'll check this generation after they beat your ass. Then you go see what's going to happen.

Speaker: Did you just use a Star Trek reference? Yes, the fuck I did. Jeff, do it. Yes, the fuck I did. Sorry. Jeff, do it. Is your dad short? I hate the pictures and the ritzy. Jeff, do it. Jeff, do it. You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. No one likes you. Boy, no one likes you. Look, I don't have controls on this episode of science. I have five words for the city of Baltimore in Art Modell.

Speaker: I wish a motherfucker would. Baltimore will beat your ass. Are you sure about that? Yeah, I mean, it's multiple syllables. Nikki. Yes, Tony. When he pulls the Baltimore and doesn't go back, doesn't come back, you'll know why. Jeff. We need a place to hide. Jeff. Do you still have the list?

Speaker: Oh yeah. Baltimore to the list. Oh yeah. We'll, we'll, we'll send them in the octagon with you at my, I will take on Baltimore and the Boston accent at the same time. I was telling my wife the story about if I own, if I buy an arena, we're going to put an octagon in it, make Chris fight things. And she's like, you know, there's one for sale over here. She was like, you know, six blocks from where we're standing, there's, there's place for sale.

Speaker: Yeah. Tell him again and do me a favor. Scroll up in the chat. Oh, my YouTube or my Twitch, but I put my top five transformers in the list. I know there was an equalizer three coming out. Yeah. Yeah. It just, it just, they just dropped the trailer yesterday. Denzel is an action hero with, for people for OCD. Denzel was, I mean, Denzel's amazing. I know.

Speaker: I'm tired about I've been tired of boxes since the Roy Jones fight no fire. Sorry

Speaker: I, yeah, I don't, I stopped watching boxes. I'm not going to box the kangaroo. I'm not going to box the kangaroo. I'm not boxing shit. I'm fighting street, street fight. You know what? Mickey and I were driving home today. We were coming home. Well, no, last night we were coming home from dinner and shit. And there's like this, like, there's like this mountain in front of our apartment or in front of our house.

Speaker: It's all wooden shit. And as we was driving by, I was like, I know you black bears are up there. That's right. What did I say? I'm drinking. I don't know my exact fucking words. I got a courtroom reporter. He went racial. He went racial. He sure did. Come on! How can I do it? I fucking called it. You said...

Speaker: whatever whatever there's a mountain in front of our house

Speaker: I know the Black Bears are hiding there because they send their little fucking scouts out. They send their little fucking scouts out to make sure I'm not out. They send their little ground -hauled friends. They send their little raccoon friends to make sure I'm not out. And I said, look, you motherfuckers. You are not Snow White, my love. No, I'm fucking Glick. I'm going to be the Black Bear's ass. And I said to all the Black Bears, I said, fuck you forever, Tony D.

Speaker: So as we're driving by I'm talking shit I know the black bears are hiding from me and everything else. I

Speaker: And I told Nicky, I said, you do realize what a black bear comes bumbling and stumbling out of them. And I catch his ass and I send you a video while I'm FaceTiming Tony and Jeff Gordon. This is their fault. They put this on you. This is the reason it's happening to you because of them. All the black bears out there in the world.

Speaker: As the black bear beats Chris it looks over Tony and goes I am as big as I do not want to fight a polar bear I do not want to fight a polar bear

Speaker: I'll beat the shit out of a panda bear, but they're so cute that at the end of the day, I'll beat the brakes off of a panda bear, but they're so cute. I just want to cuddle them and love them. And the same thing with a koala bear. I just want to love a koala bear.

Speaker: I am. I will **** a black bear up the biggest land. I'm just saying you're going to get **** by a black bear is what's going to happen. You're going to get **** by a click again. Jeff, if you don't watch your **** mountain, you know, I'm just saying for three grand, I can buy a full grown black bear. I'm just saying.

Speaker: are actually assholes for as cute as they are. They are. They can't kill you. You right Francis. They can't kill you. I don't want to find a koala bear. I want to snuggle a koala bear and I want to snuggle a panda bear. I want to see you. Steve. Steveo was talking about. I'm not fighting any primate first and foremost. Once you go fight a silverback since y 'all got the same leg length.

Speaker: We were talking earlier about our pants and our shoes and stuff. And I was like, I'm a 31. I said, I'm built like a fucking girl.

Speaker: I built like a fucking gorilla. It is what it is. No, why would I fight my own family? Wait, your length and pants is only 31? I'm built like a gorilla gorilla. Yeah, I'm built like a gorilla. I'm all torso. I'm all torso. I'm all. You lose to an orangutan.

Speaker: They got them hairy ass arms. He's going to be jealous of the hair in his arms because the hair in his arms, but Logan in his beard. I do have long ass arms. I will say that. Oh, Chris, you're fighting a fucking kangaroo dude. I know I am. 500 bucks. 500 bucks. I could buy a kangaroo. Okay. You have to come to Ohio. No, no. Cause the arena's here.

Speaker: Well, you have to pay for our trip to Cancun. Them bears would probably die in Mexico. It's too fucking hot. Pay -per -view alone. Kangaroo. They live in Australia. They can survive in Mexico. That's hot as fuck. I thought you thought the bear was down there. I don't know where you're going to buy a kangaroo mixed up. I'll find a Mexican bear, too, because that bitch is only two foot tall. Oh, I can't get the fucking ship, Tony. Hopefully 500 bucks on a kangaroo. She said 500 bucks on a kangaroo. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do kangaroos.

Speaker: that's what I said. Find a **** silverback. You built like one. Shut up, Tony. You know, just so you know, that's how I roll around all the time. I'm telling you, the pay -per -view alone on Chris fighting a bear and a kangaroo, I can retire.

Speaker: No, you can't. What is going to happen? What is going to happen if, say, for instance, this imaginary dreamland of you buying an arena and you bring in the wild fucking kingdom? That's a reality television show, just so you guys know. Glick versus the wild kingdom. Oh, yeah. Just so you know.

Speaker: but I start a warehouse for like a hundred grand. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I started whooping the shit out of the animal kingdom. You start losing money. I'm making bank because everybody's betting against me. So when I win, I get all that prize money plus the gambling. What's the fact that I just beat up a black bear or a kangaroo. And if you try to screw me out of my money, what says I won't completely destroy you? Because my polar bear pet will just eat you.

Speaker: My Smith and Wesson best friend says you're polar bearing shit.

Speaker: Your motherfucker said, I will DJ. I put 17 in that polar bear's head. You're going to go, I didn't work out his plans. It didn't work out for fucking Jim Carrey when he shot that cow. Plus the fact that once I win my first fight, the first thing I'm going to go do is buy a bulldog. And if you don't know what a bulldog is, go ahead and Google that. There's a 12 gauge semi -automatic with a clip. My dad's got one.

Speaker: You know, pops has one too. Speaking of pops. Yeah, how's he doing? Well, apparently, he's in the **** hospital. I saw that picture. Yeah. Well, I told him. I know. I told him on Wednesday. He didn't even know. Who didn't know? You didn't. You. We haven't talked since January, Tony. How does everybody else know but you don't? You ain't on social media with him? No, seriously. Talk to pops and new pops was in the

Speaker: I didn't talk to him. I didn't talk to him. He posted a picture of himself in a hospital bed. We haven't talked since January. Francis, I'm not trying to stop here in Tiger. You can hang that **** up. I'm not trying to stop here in Tiger. Hang that **** up. No. Uh Francis, I need you to look up the bulldog gun, not the dog. Yeah.

Speaker: I'm not fighting. I'm not fighting. Look, first and foremost, I'm not even fighting a domesticated house cat. Them motherfuckers are the spawns of Satan. That's a whole other discussion. But I'm allergic.

Speaker: I'm glad you're allergic because my sense of smell. Cats kill me. Cats kill me. Oh, you want to hear another fun characteristic trait about me, Tony Dean? Not only am I built like a silverback gorilla, I have the nose of a bloodhound that I can smell shit from a mile away. I can smell your bullshit from here.

Speaker: I don't have to smell your bullshit to call you out on your bullshit, Jeff. I beg to differ. Why are all of my friends going to see the thunder down under? Like, that's not even fun. Jeff is going to see the thunder. What about a cheetah? I'm not messing with cheetahs. Tony's going to go see the mochi cheese from Chili's. Chili's.

Speaker: I was waiting to see how you were going to arrive. I was trying to. If you're like from. I was going to say the modern cheese from cheese. I don't think anybody remembers that restaurant. I remember. He tried ice cream. We were talking about it. Let that fucking shit go. It's ridiculous. He cannot let that shit go. That shit is a year old. I know. We will never like that.

Speaker: I mean, I can't I can't find it. I'm not fighting. I'm not fighting cats. I'm not fighting any any form of right. No, we'll fuck you up Francis. Don't be fooled. I will not fight. You gotta wash your mouth about dogs because your boy here was once Nikki and I buy property and we have like a quote unquote farm because apparently that's what we have to buy so we can have fucking miniature cows and

Speaker: and and and the fainting goats that she called that she names every thing that we have.

Speaker: I love goats. I do love the miniature cows. And you never have to cut your grass. I'm just saying. Right. But I told her, I said, you know what? When we have a house with land. What world? The only thing I asked for, I want one thing times three. I want three. I want three Tibetan masters.

Speaker: that I will dub the hounds of hell. And Chris just sits on his porch, release the hounds. Release the hounds. I want to be more like Jeff, you watch Supernatural. Yeah.

Speaker: I want to be more like, uh, what's his name? Uh, Fergus Ferguson. Yeah. Uh, what's his name? Oh shit. Hold on. Let me look at that. Oh, cause he was like, this one I can control. Go get them boys. Uh, what's his name? Predator versus RoboCop. Ooh. Predator. Predator. Oh shit.

Speaker: I mean, I'm leaning more towards, I'm leaning more towards Predator, but like Tony said, but that would be awesome, right? It's the stealth. The Robocop's too slow. Yeah, but he's, he's, he, yeah. Dude, the guy's a fucking robot. He's powerful as fuck, too. But he's slow. Predator's not slow. Plus, he's dead on. And Predator's not gonna go be able to - He does have the accuracy, Tony. I mean, Predator's not gonna be able to go incognito because Robocop's got the Scanider.

Speaker: Yeah. He's got the scanner. He's got the scanner. He's got the scanner. He's got the scanner. He's got the scanner. He's got the scanner. He's got the scanner. He's got the scanner. He's got the scanner. He's got the scanner. He's got the scanner. He's got the scanner. He's got the scanner. He's got the scanner. He's got the scanner. He's got the scanner. He's got the scanner. He's got the scanner. He's got the scanner. He's got the scanner. He's got the scanner. He's got the scanner. He's got the scanner. He's got the scanner. He's got the scanner. He's got the scanner.

Speaker: Yeah, that's a lot. Yeah, but but but Robocop, but Robocop is going to be able to see the Predator anywhere, anytime, any, anyhow. I'm not a giant fan of Robocop. And you know what? You know what? Here we go. Let's take the weapons away from him. Say the weapons away. Robocop wins. No, Robocop wins. Robocop's going to fucking tap Predator in pieces. Yes, he will.

Speaker: really? He will be slow and Predator Predator is going to be doing all this crazy **** bopping and weaving and hitting them and slugging and catch his hand one time, catch his **** foot and just tear him the **** off. Which Loki? Geez. Millions versus Loki. Which Loki? You gotta, you gotta, you gotta. Oh, Francis. Okay, Francis clarified it. Weapons away. It's a knuckle knuckle. That's a good question. That's a good question.

Speaker: Aliens versus Loki. What? Which Loki? What are you talking about? Which are on Loki? Aliens win.

Speaker: How do you figure? Yeah, he can multiply himself and make him look like there's like low. He doesn't need the staff to be low key low key. He wants exactly. He wants me today. I'm going to he doesn't need his day. Let me get let me make the let me there's maybe a nerd for a minute and in Norse Norse mythology.

Speaker: Loki is known as the trickster. He's a trickster. He's also half... That's what I meant by Loki. I meant Loki from the mythology or Loki from Marvel. Loki is half Asgardian, half ice giant.

Speaker: even in mythology outside of the movies, right? But he's the trickster. And he doesn't need his daggers and his staff or just his arsenal.

Speaker: Yes. Okay. So, he's talking about Marvel. Marvel. Even Marvel, his his dad. Marvel. He's literally done it to Thor. He pretended to be in the room and he wasn't in there. So, Spoiler alert. As Tony says, he did it to Thanos. Yeah. Remember when Thanos thought he killed Loki? That wasn't Loki.

Speaker: I'm just saying I I got my money on. aliens aliens. I don't know if anybody caught that yet. Which was which Loki did he kill? We'll see each other again. Yeah. There was a flashback with Thor.

Speaker: and Loki said we will see each other again. And that was after Thanos was horrified at what he did. That shit was, boy, they fucking around making everybody wait for season two. Damn. Yeah, I can't wait. I can't wait for season two. I would absolutely take no weapons, weapons away. I would take Robocop over prey.

Speaker: Weapons away, yeah, Robocop wins. And Loki over the aliens, I'm taking Loki all day, every day. I'm gonna take the alien. And that's me trying to put aside. And the hand combat, when that third mouth comes out, Loki's done. Yeah, but Loki's skilled as fuck in hand to hand combat. Yeah, he is. I mean, he went up, he went, he used more fights. He's like the Jet Li of Asgardians. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker: because I turn himself into snakes and tried to kill four. Exactly.

Speaker: and, and, and little Thor, a little Loki from the series killed Thor. He got an alligator Loki. What do you want? Nah, I got an alligator Loki. Alligator Loki is going to get destroyed. I think he's over here going, yep, that's my boyfriend. Talking about Loki. My boyfriend and his nerds. My boyfriend and his nerd friends. He's so cute. Yep. Yep. You're going to marry me one day, just so you

Speaker: versus guardian. who who who drank three liters of beer. Come on lightweight. Oh, two questions. I'm going to ask. I'm going to ask you. I'm a guardian from X me. He doesn't want to get questions. Jeez. Jeez. How good is alligator tail? Y 'all are nasty. Baby, I don't want to answer any questions. Two questions.

Speaker: First question. Do you think I could piss farther than the seven feet? No. Thank you. Second question. Did you know this is a question with a caveat behind it? Did you know how many gallons was it? Five gallons. Did you know that a blue whale ejaculates over five gallons of semen? Did you also know that a said blue whale can only shoot

Speaker: Yes. Seven feet. About seven feet. I feel like not only A can I piss farther than seven feet because I got a, I got a strong screen. That's how they say it down in the south. You're not from the south, you're from Pennsylvania, right? You take the SD and you turn it into an SK in the south.

Speaker: The whale's doing that while it's holding his breath and underwater. That's right. I can't hold my breath underwater and ejaculate at the same time. Finish your question, Nikki. Finish your question, Nikki, because I know what she's going to say. I mean, sometimes I'm underwater, but I'm not ejaculating. Finish your question. But I feel like if I didn't do anything and we didn't do anything, I didn't do anything to myself and we didn't do anything together,

Speaker: After like a week, I could totally hit seven feet on a ejaculation. I don't think so. Jeff said he would fly to Ohio and put a bullseye on his head to prove this point. I mean, it's a win -win. I mean, it's a win -win. If I do go seven feet, boom.

Speaker: It's not going to happen. With children all over Jeff's face. You're not going to do it. Jeff's still from Ohio. I guarantee you, I guarantee you, the most you're going to get is two feet. I know for a fact, okay, I might not be able to ejaculate seven feet, but I know for a fact that I can ejaculate more than two feet. Well, it sounds like there's a challenge on your hands there, sir. They can get the tape measure.

Speaker: Right. I was just saying, I know for a fact, I can absolutely ejaculate more. I don't think you can piss seven feet either. I can absolutely piss. Go to the bathroom and start pissing it back up.

Speaker: I'll get you. I'm going to say the. Let me turn. Let me turn my camera. You know, unfortunately, I'm not single and I don't live alone anymore. So, I can't pull this stunts off. Francis was a long and dinosaur. I think it was long in the blue whale, but I'm trying to get the measurements off now.

Speaker: Blue whale is the biggest creature ever existed. No, I don't think it is. Is it really? Keep following. Is it controversial to find Anne Hathaway? That's seven feet right here. She'll move this way. That's seven feet. I don't know. I think Anne Hathaway is pretty attractive. I don't think there's anything wrong with finding her attractive.

Speaker: Do you? No, I think she's a good looking chick. Yeah, I was gonna say, and Hathaway's very pretty. She's got a nice little grow next door look to her. And, and, and, uh, shut up, Golf Hawk. Jeffrey, kill the music. Golf Hawk was good. Hey boys, look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at?

Speaker: God, for fucking sound bites. Hang on. What's going on? Yeah, we'll just keep that to ourselves. I mean, I suppose you could shoot yourself in the eye. If he's laying down maybe. There's no way you're like seven feet. I think I could. Thank you! Like a week, like a week.

Speaker: No, no, no jerking off. No, no, no pre. No hanky panky. No hanky panky. No playing around.

Speaker: All right, Francis, you win. The blue whale was 98 feet. The Shastasaurus is the largest marine creature ever discovered, and it was 65 feet, so you do win. How long was the Meg? It's a Meg. Now, we had that discussion about that Meg off the coast. It's longer than two buses, Tony. A Bacillusaurus was 85 feet long. Shit.

Speaker: That's fucking long, dude. I mean, there's a reasonable 85 feet by itself. Yeah. Bluebell's not going to jump up and eat you for no reason. You do win that one. You win that one. I had to look it up. I thought there was something bigger, but you win that. That's always that's been common knowledge for years though. Well, they have some big ass dinosaurs like take that lot. Yeah, but

Speaker: It was a, I forgot what kind of dinosaur the Loch Ness wants to was. That motherfucker was long. That motherfucker was long. And I'm assuming the neck and the beaker, you know what I'm saying? I think it was a dip of the source or something. Yeah, it was a dip of the source or something. Yeah, I remember that.

Speaker: But that actually is an interesting question. If you went back in time, do you think you could survive for a month in the age of the dinosaurs? No, I'd be dead. Chris is going to say he could because he'd eat the T -Rex. We'll be talking his death. We worry about him. Exactly.

Speaker: Is the blue whale aggressive, honestly? No, the docile. That's what I'm saying. So, fuck a blue whale. I don't care how big it is. It's docile. But, like, I've seen whale sharks. Them fuckers are massive. Whale sharks are huge, yes. And they're vegetarian. They're not vegetarian. They eat krill. They eat krill and planky, yeah. And they're very docile. But my point is, is a fucking shark, I keep my little happiness out the ocean. Pretty much.

Speaker: I saw Jaws in it. Loch Ness Monster was a plesiosaur. Okay, so she was - Plesiosaur, thank you. She's smaller, yes. Well, it's also the female. Usually the female of the species are smaller. Yes, a very large dino, but still blue whale beats him. Yeah, the blue whale does beat him. Yes, it does. Yes, it does. Now, the brontosaurus as an animal, but you got it as a - Was huge. Wait now. Biggest creature that ever existed. Hang on.

Speaker: How big are you, Google it? We're looking at it right now. Hold on. I'm going to fact check you, too. Go for it. And it's an animal to ever exist. The adult individual brontosaurus was 62 to 72 feet. And who else pops up still? Blue whale pops up longer than a brontosaurus. Yeah. Yeah, Francis wins.

Speaker: The Brontosaurus rex, check this out, Tony. The Tranosaurus rex or 267 ,000 average size men. 20, 2 ,600 average size men. Nobody knows the lot in this monsties. What the fuck you talking about? They categorize it as a Plissosaurus. Yes. They did. They categorize it as that. That's what we got over here. I know you over there in Scotland. Come on. Yeah.

Speaker: Well, there's a dude that lives on Loch Ness, like 60 feet from the edge, that is literally trying to capture pictures. The dude lives there, like his wife left him and shit. And like he lives there trying to catch pictures of one. Can you say obsessive? Pretty much. I mean. But if he ever gets a picture, he'd be the richest motherfucker. 100%. Look, they're arguing.

Speaker: Nobody knows, nobody knows what it is. Jeff, can you present this, please? Yeah, hold on. Oh, no, I can't present it, but I'll show it here one for you. You should be able to present it. Go ahead and go to present on screen. It's down in the bottom. Your shirt slows down. Wow, that's not a good picture. That's a scalp on the bottom.

Speaker: I got to find one. Often describes a large long neck with one or more hunts protruding from the water. Popular interest and belief in the creature is very since it was brought to worldwide attention in 1933. The earliest reports. We're not arguing. Sixth century. We're talking about my massipatorial habits. They don't even know if it exists. How can they categorize it? I can share your screen. God damn it Tony.

Speaker: I forgot that you can't share. I have to share this. That's the wrong screen. That's your screen. I know I hit the wrong one. Hang on. Well, I got it here. That's the one I'm pulling. That's the one I'm pulling. Pull this one up. Oh my god. You live down there. You know it exists. Yeah. You got it in your fucking backyard.

Speaker: That's why you keep it up. I stopped myself. Keep it up. Here's actually a good picture. Nobody can see your picture. We're looking, we're waiting for Tony to scroll his bullet screen on fucking Wikipedia. Where the fuck else you going to find shit? Jesus.

Speaker: What are we looking for? I totally... I wasn't listening to the Academy of the Riles. It was like, no, they don't. Yeah, they got his plusesaurus, yeah. Yeah, I'm a thunder source. You're an idiot. Well, Chris, you can ask, while he's looking that up, I asked Tony, if we went back in time, do you think you could survive a month in dinosaurs, the age of the dinosaurs, Jurassic Park style?

Speaker: Hashtag at the T -Rex to the list, baby. Because I'm beating that shit out of you. I told you he was going to do that. We're going to eat T -Rex, Dave. Well, fuckers got little stumpy ass arms. What are they going to do to me? Calm down, you little fucking retard. Listen here. You're all big and strong for no reason. You got little baby ass arms. That's a plesiosaurus. That's a plesiosaurus? Plesiosaurus. Is that what they're saying Nessie is?

Speaker: Yeah, that's what Tony's saying that they've Named they they've categorized Nessie as Jeff looks and behaves like your Younger Joe Pantanello I'll take that. I like him. That was Joe. I know we pants from goonies He was the bad guy in the first matrix that betrays everybody. I

Speaker: Yup, that's Joey Vance. Oh yeah, I like that guy. Wow, come on Francis, you gotta stop with the compliments. Where do you see the word folklore in the description? I agree with you, like, where is the word folklore? I mean,

Speaker: I mean, Nessie is a cryptosaurus. And you look at the description of Nessie. You know, if you're trying to be thin, Kevin, you have to hide John. That's Michelle. Or Michelle. Michelle. Hey, Mitchell. I had to find a fucking story I had, because they had those plesiosaurs. They did. Yeah, Tony's trying to vindicate himself. That's another one of those guys, man. What?

Speaker: He was the he was the he was the chief in Bad Boys. Yeah. Oh, Joe. Thank you. Yes. Joey Vance. Patagliano. Patagliano. Yeah. Joey Vance, man. He's awesome. Woosah, motherfucker. Fucking Martin shows up all fucked up. All fucked up on next. He's like, can't you ever just feel it?

Speaker: Oh my god. That's a god damn fish ball. It was like, oh, **** That's more sweat. Is that how I feel? Oh my god. He called his wife. Baby, baby. It's happening.

Speaker: Tony's. So Tony's like. Then when I put it up there, they be like, that's some bullshit. They said it was some bullshit. Is that Wikipedia? Is it just Wikipedia? It has been proposed. Could be a prehistoric. It is over here. This isn't Wikipedia.

Speaker: okay sorry because you know i can go to wikipedia i can go to wikipedia i'm sorry tony i hate to be the bearer of bad news but one article doesn't make anything true i give up don't ask me for proof then i don't even know what you guys are arguing about google it right tony they gotta categorize as a plessy so she was like no they don't

Speaker: I know, but I actually, I believe your theory because if you look at the quote unquote picture of Loch Nesmark versus of Placiosaurus, it, they look similar. You know, it's long neck. That's all I was saying. Yeah. That's all I was saying. Assumed webbed. You know, I mean, it makes sense. They didn't say it is because they haven't found it yet. I agree with that entirely. They haven't found it yet, but that's what the, that's what the sightings are. They're assuming it's, it's a hypothesis. The folklore that they said. The hypothesis. Hypothemous.

Speaker: No, that's a triangle. Noose. He said noose. I hate the word noose. Why do you hate that? I hate the word noose. Oh, speaking of hating words. Moist. Thank you. Is anybody bothered by moist? Yes. How do you like that? I fucking jumped the gum and premiered Charlie and Jacqueline. You fuck. That doesn't bother me. No, there's no. Exactly. I believe not either.

Speaker: Oh, she went full apps on you, Tony. Yeah, it could be, but it could also be a glink in an inflatable dinosaur. This is your fault, because you did that shit. You came on camera with a damn seat on. Speaking of that stupid dinosaur suit. No, but she did. She didn't do a horror on Cap. Until I told her, until I told her you had one. She's like, we're not getting it now. Yeah, she busted a Caps lock on Tony D's ass right there. Caps locked you, Tony.

Speaker: but I did see a truck the other day that had the license plate moist.

Speaker: She hates us when it says on the wall, drives her nuts. And I know I can hear exactly how she sounds. Why don't you go ahead and why don't you tell us how she sounds? Oh, no, you've heard it. Yeah, do an invitation. Go ahead and tell us, Tony. Why don't you have an invitation? You've heard it already. What a personation, an impersonation. You've heard it already. Come on, Tony. You've heard it already. Come on, Tony. Four and a half hours.

Speaker: Good, Tony. The caps weren't intentional, but you just, you just lowercase that whole sentence. Yeah, sure. Sure. Good, Tony. Do an impersonation. Every single letter. Let us, let us know how, how, how, how she sounds. You sound me in the show. I'm tired of being antagonized. Good, Tony. Yeah, don't be a sissy, Tony. It's a great sissy. I'm calling y 'all. I'm tired of being antagonized. I'll be a sissy, Tony Dean. I'm not a sissy. I dealt with your ass for a year. Far from it.

Speaker: I mean, Nikki's new to the game and she called you a sissy. I didn't say it. Nikki knows better. She just met me. It's a little trite. I mean, she literally said the words don't be a sissy, Tony. You're still antagonizing. Listen, listen, listen. You don't motherfucking have the old Nikki trouble. A sissy, Tony D. How about you get out your work clothes? Trust me, she's out on work clothes. See that? Chris, Tony's trying to get your woman naked. Damn.

Speaker: typical back man. If you haven't learned anything from our history lesson at the beginning of the show, Tony. She loved my stories about the gym. Keep it up. You get their own stories. I'm real life. You're only a story.

Speaker: fire hose does to trick just right. You're temporary. I won't share too much information now, but I thought it was pretty. You can't help yourself. We just talked about this. I'll just say it last night before.

Speaker: So she enjoyed the Super Bowl commercial. She said not only does she admit to me being the champion tonight, but on this broadcast she is done defending each other. That's okay. But she also denied your... I can piss seven feet. I think I can piss seven feet. I think I can beat Mike Tyson. What the fuck?

Speaker: said nobody ever on this broadcast. I actually, I actually believe Chris is seven foot missing and you beating Mike Tyson. Did you see that? Did you see that kid on the airplane thought he was going to take it as Mike Tyson and work out love for him. He was being stupid if you want the truth. Mike Tyson beat the brakes off of that kid and he deserved

Speaker: She's like, I'm not defending you now. Oh, Lord. I have mercy. Welcome to Saturday night on nonsense. Ladies and gentlemen. And I like Jeff. Jeff, I got to give you credit tonight because, because multiple times you tried to, you tried to get into my wormhole. Yeah. You're not in my wormhole anymore, Jeff.

Speaker: Ooh, Lord have mercy. I'm going to get attorney's wormhole eventually. I don't want it. We're going to recreate Brokeback Mountain, Ebony and Ivory style. I wish I could quit you. Ebony and Ivory. Refine me to get that picture and re -face it for you guys.

Speaker: Just Tony hugging Chris. No. Whispering in his ear, kissing him in the ear. No. No. I'm still up for the remake. I've had the time of my life and I owe it all to you. Have you seen the He -Man Skeletor version?

Speaker: If I could figure out a baseball video, I would totally do it. You could totally do it. Have a good night. Appreciate you hanging out. Bye, Leggy. Don't matter, you. Tony D. Love you. We love you, Tony. Oh, we love Tony D. Take him down, Tony D, baby.

Speaker: him down. He said, I can't hear you. We're alive, Tony. Everybody can hear you. Oh, it's out there on the interwebs. Tony D loves him some

Speaker: whiteys. I think that's the problem is because we're white he won't tell us he loves us. I got marketing spiders in my desk. You got my turbo kicking up. Don't worry if you suit the printer that's the first thing I'm doing. It was all these you did it today with the cart.

Speaker: Oh, well, no, I didn't know I said you better hope my turbo but it was the last time we went to TJ Maxx. I was farting through the aisles. And I was like, that's my goddamn now. It's like best of first I went.

Speaker: I went I went I went I stood by a rack and I was holding the rack I was just like standing by the rack and I was holding it it was right after we left Taylor Guadalupe or whatever the fuck it's called

Speaker: I was holding the rack, and I went, oh. She was like, would you just stop? You muffler, Chris.

Speaker: I didn't hold out today in alding's when we were alding's today. You just took off with the fucking cart. I was pushing the cart. It was clicky old drift. Fast and the Furious clicky old drift because I was dripping. Every guy does that. My wife gets so mad at me when I do that. I come around quarters and I'm like,

Speaker: I was going through the door and I was like, because in our oldies you go through the door from the outside and you got to turn and go to the other door. So I turned and I was like, and then I was going down the aisles and I was like, and just sliding the car.

Speaker: I'm such a child. I do it too. We went to go pick up a few things. We picked up like, it was like a hundred bucks worth of stuff, just snacks and drinks. But you know, but it's so much different though, man. Because like, she encourages my man childness and she realizes that I'm an almost 42 year old, I mean, 22 year old child.

Speaker: Yes. I'm only 21. I got me. I'm only 21. I got me a Cougar gentleman. I'm just going to tell you, you go ahead and get you an older lady. Cause uh, 21 years. I don't matter if you win by an inch or miles.

Speaker: I'm only 21. I'm only 21. I'm gonna be 22 in October and uh you know, I got myself uh

Speaker: Like wine she is fine. She is age something Well gentlemen, we're gonna go jump the shower Go drink it with your woman. She can't drink

Speaker: We did that last last. Oh, yeah. Last Saturday night, we stayed up to like four or five in the morning. She was drinking. I was drinking. We were sitting on the couch. We were singing along to you. Like we're doing our own little karaoke doors. So just having a fucking ball, man. It was it was so much fun. He's with us fucking road.

Speaker: five different times tonight. What? This, I gotta go outside shit. Yeah. Well, same as you. Susan. Karen. Our dog. We have realized that she is a jealous bitch and she's also a Karen.

Speaker: Basically, if she hears something outside, she has to go outside. Oh, yeah. And she just dogs. Yeah. And she will act like she has to go to the bathroom just to go outside and be nosy. It's cool. She wants to get the hell out of the house. I'm trying to teach my dog to stay in the house. We check her outside. When we take her outside and put her on her chain outside, she just takes it now.

Speaker: She needs to go outside and play. She's not just sitting there doing nothing. Yeah, I deal with Gorda. I take her outside and chase her around the car or she chases me. Get her all tired for the night, then she passes out here in the office. All right. All right. If the guys are wanting to go to bed, you guys go outside. I'm still going to be having fun. Tony Deere, are we doing a football show tomorrow? We'll see.

Speaker: after 11. So, I'm I know Ted and Ted wanted to do something. I'm trying to see when he's available. After, like I said, I will say after 11, I'm good. Nikki's gotta go to work at ten. After eleven, I'm good. Alright. I got all day. If not, I gotta post episodes of the show and which means I'll be on Instagram and Tiktok kinda hanging out and **** around and shooting

Speaker: So, anywho, ladies and gentlemen, we do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. Hopefully, you're checking out our social media. It's 9 PM Saturday, right? Exactly, Chris. Saturday, I just got started. I got a couple beers to drink. Let's fucking stay up and have fun.

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Speaker: to get the visual of all of our antics. Because visually, it's awesome. With that being said, I'm going to keep this in rotation because I love this song and I wanted to play it earlier tonight. I hate playing at the end of the night. This is currently a huge hit right now. It is everywhere.

Speaker: This is a band called, shit, what is this fucking band called? Band Called, God damn it, all the hell. I don't know the name of this band, but I'll tell you after the song is over, so you guys can check them out.

Speaker: I literally just stumbled upon it earlier this afternoon. It's a rock version of a country song, but it is Morgan Wallin. Like I said, everybody loves Morgan Wallin. Ninety eight percent of the people who like Morgan Wallin only like him because it's trendy, but it's it's huge right now. It's Morgan Wallin last night. And I will tell you after the song is over who the name of the band is.

Speaker: when she sobers up. It's a short song. We'll be back in a minute.

Speaker: Last night we let the liquor talk I can't remember everything we said but we said it all You told me that you wish I was somebody you never met But baby, baby, something's telling

Speaker: No way it was the last night that we break up I see your tail lights in the dust You call your momma, I call your brother In the middle of the night, pull right back up You're mine, my friends say let her go Your friends say what the hell I wanted, change that kind of life

Speaker: Everything we said but we said

Speaker: We said, but we said too much I know you better sit inside the door right before you left But baby, baby, don't just tell me this ain't over yet No way it was our last time No way it was our last night I know you said this time you really weren't coming back again But baby, baby

Speaker: Yeah. That wasn't bad. I like that. Yeah, I know. I thought I was going to. Yeah, I know.

Speaker: He said, I don't like that version at all. What is the name of that goddamn man? You couldn't even look it up during that song. No, I had, uh, well, I took, uh, I took Karen outside and, uh, she literally acting, acting all crazy in here and she just wouldn't pee and then wanted to run back inside. Oh.

Speaker: The band is called Our Last Night. Okay. And that was their cover of Morgan Wallen's Last Night. Uh which is he's just fucking huge right now. He's he's killing it now. If you go on TikTok and you look up that song, which of uh when they're going Air Mattress, Air Mattress actually is talking about how they're gonna steal women's husbands and **** like that.

Speaker: And it's not even what the song is about. But it's a great song. I do like Morgan Wallen. I'm in the 1 % of quote unquote Morgan Wallen fans that don't like him because it's true.

Speaker: I like, I do like the guy who's a hell of a country artist. So check out Morgan Wallen, but also check out our last night. They got kind of a emo vibe to them. Yeah. Yeah. They got a little bit of an emo vibe to them. Like panic at the disco and stuff like that.

Speaker: No, no, it wasn't a bad no, I think you Francis we think you disrespected Joey pants Do appreciate you guys listen and we appreciate you guys hanging out the ladies That's what dogs do

Speaker: The dog apparently does. Now, we do appreciate you guys listening. Hopefully, you enjoyed the show tonight. We were all over the place like always. It was Saturday. Join us Monday night for a brand new episode of Nonsense. Nonsense. Nonsense. 6 PM on YouTube and Twitch and ladies and gentlemen,

Speaker: If you ain't doing anything tomorrow, maybe hopefully potentially Tony D wink, wink, nudge, nudge. I'm talking to you, Tony D. Yes.

Speaker: Tony D and myself and maybe some other guests or other hosts Will be diving deeper into the NFL draft if you are into the NFL if you like football Hopefully we will be diving in and giving our speculations and our thoughts

Speaker: And not only that, but just the upcoming football season, because the draft just happened. We've had a crazy off season, so we want to talk about things. We want to talk about teams, potentials, what's going to happen, what could happen, what do we think is going to happen. Toni B, where can they find that at? The draft code, which I did? No.

Speaker: tomorrow, potentially, if we do a football. Tomorrow, we do it. It'll be Bill K's fantasy football. You'll see me. You'll see me jump up. Um everybody follow my link tree for the original. You'll see me on Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Twitch, and LinkedIn. I'll be all over the place. You know, I'm trying to get in there early enough that I can put it on our channels as well. So, if you're following nonsensical nonsense, you'll see. If you come on tomorrow, if you come on tomorrow, yeah. Oh, no. I will definitely, absolutely, 100 % come up tomorrow.

Speaker: No, there's no ifs, ands, or buts about it. I'll be there tomorrow. Let's talk some football. Let's talk some draft. Let's talk some trains. Let's talk all that fun stuff. Let's do what we do. But we do appreciate you guys listening. Hopefully you enjoyed the show tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, with that being said, hola, señor, hefei. Sorry. I'm reading something.

Speaker: I'm reading your porn. No, I'm actually reading the thing about Marlon Wayans. He only owns two cars.

Speaker: I think Marlon Waynes is probably the most down -to -earth Waynes brother there is. Right. Yeah, and like they all are. They all are. I mean, they all are, but I think he's more like the, like what would I say, like the Adam Sandler? He's level -headed, yeah. Like basketball shorts, Nike tennis shoes. Yeah, well, a comfortable cool cap. He just chills calm and relaxed. He only owns two vehicles. Anyways, deuces.

Speaker: Tony D. I only have one thing to say to you before I see you again tomorrow. Peace out. What do you want to let these motherfuckers know? Mother had you mother made you motherfucker. Yeah, they're ladies and gentlemen. Be good. Be like Glick and be good at it.

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