Nonsensical Nonsense 236 Glick might have died

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Speaker: Uh, Tony will be joining us momentarily. Jason had a kid at a tournament today. So they are in a row. Brody kid, Daniel son. Yes. What's going on? Speaking of the chatter's box. What's going on? Shatter's box. Stevie wonders. What's up? Chris technician. My job. So

Speaker: some of you last night after you and I were live on Instagram, which you just kind of ducked out by the way, but I know my phone rang. Nicki called me and it and when it when it started ringing, it just cut everything off. I was like, well, yeah.

Speaker: And then I came back on once we heard, I got off the phone and hung out for a few more minutes. And then I started playing around with the YouTube live, like the action in the creator studio. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was on there for a couple of minutes just kind of sticking around with it, seeing, looking at the different features. I mean, you can't go live with anybody. That's still a downfall. But it gives me another, gives me another spot to go live and chitchat from time to time.

Speaker: But we were talking about old episodes. So I listened to the King Greg Glick for a happy episode.

Speaker: There was nothing funny and or entertaining about the last three hours. It's not funny, but literally I went on, you know, I can hear your eyes rolling on the back of your head. So I went over to YouTube and watched it on there and you're physically in pain. Oh, yeah. And I just drool on and on. And then it got me and I was like, fuck, I got to watch Game of Thrones. I mean, I mean,

Speaker: I'm just fine never watching nor never needing or never will I watch Game of Thrones. I'm just fine. You don't need to watch it again. Spoiler alert. It's all the same. Nothing changes. Yes, but it's so good. It's still fucking lame. Yeah. So it's football, but that's okay.

Speaker: Oh, no. Winter is coming. Dang. I didn't see that. Oh, no. Jon Snow's dead. Nope. Wait. Now, he's away. No, he's not. Yeah. Didn't see that coming. Oh, totally shocked. But, you know, I listened to that and then I was watching. Shut up.

Speaker: Oh, no, it's the red wedding. They're all going to die. Son of a bitch. Now I'm... I didn't see that coming. Now I'm sad. Oh, no. Hodor. Why you die like that, Hodor? I did watch... Fucking retort mongoloid? I want to see the new Burt Kreischer stand up. And I, you know, last... the last episode we talked about that I'd watched the Chris Rock special. And I was like, you know what? I'm going to watch fucking Burt's over two old... two specials he's got on Netflix.

Speaker: I laughed so hard, dude. They're still funny. And I've seen them before. It's not like, you know, sometimes when you watch, if you watch like a standup comedy, especially you've seen one or two times, you're like, still funny. But I was audibly cackling, laughing so hard. And then I had seen something on TikTok about Brad Williams.

Speaker: and Brad Williams is a little person. He's a midget and he's a comedian. And he is fucking hilarious. His special fun size, I watched on YouTube today. Oh my God, dude. I laughed so hard. He's not qualified to be a mini Glick. He says he gets mistaken for Wee Man all the time. And I started, I'm looking at him and I was like,

Speaker: I see it. Because besides the fact that he's four foot four, he actually shares some similar facial features of We Man. So not only do you think all black people look the same. No, no, no, no. You couldn't mistake Peter Dinklage for We Man.

Speaker: is my point. Where Brad Williams, you're like, okay, I can see where you would get confused. No, no, no, no. Now you think all midgets look the same. Oh, you're the first to say it. Now you're going to have the... Come on by. We'll do auditions for many click. Most of them are still bigger than you. I don't think so, sir.

Speaker: four foot two. Four foot two. Five two. I got a foot on him. Yeah. Yeah. But what you don't have is the capability of to form together and make one giant man. Like Voltron. Yes. B five four. We smell the blood of a gringo one.

Speaker: Swear to God dude, I was watching that, you know, I've seen clips of it And but watching the whole thing. Holy shit, and he's funny. I Was generally impressive, you know, like we talked about when I watched the of on special and I was like Theo Vaughn is

Speaker: He's funny, but he's he's he's trying to be woke and I get it. You know, he doesn't want to offend when that special came out. He was trying to be not offended. No, I was going to say he's he's funny like on the on his podcast and stuff like that. Right.

Speaker: I just, I've never found his stand up to be funny because, oh, yeah, let me, we've already got what's his face. Now we've got Theo Vaughn, who is clearly a white dude from the country who thinks he's from the city.

Speaker: Yeah. I mean, don't be wrong. Some of the things he says on podcasts, he's got those quick, fast quips like his podcast funny. I just never find that funny. But his standup, I was just like, Oh, this is hard to watch.

Speaker: Like I'm podcast funny, I could never do stand up. I couldn't do stand up. You can't do either. I've always wanted to, but I know what will happen. I'll get on stage and you'll hear crickets. And I've had this discussion with friends of mine that are stand up or do open mics and stuff like this. If I could get away with only doing crowd work,

Speaker: Right. I'm in a money. Oh, you know, but to actually sit down and write five, 10 minutes, 15 minutes of, you know, whatever jokes and stuff, I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'll come out from the jump street and just start working the crowd. And I can be on the stage for four hours, you know, just, just working the crowd and getting them involved in whatnot. So, I mean, I know no shade on the guys who do get up there and stand in front of a.

Speaker: and do, you know, like Bobby Kelly and, uh, you know, Theo Vaughn or Chris Rock or any of those guys. I mean, big ups to you. Just some of you guys aren't my cup of tea.

Speaker: I mean, Dennis Leary was like that for years. I couldn't stand to stand up, but then put him in TV and I loved him. Oh yeah, I loved him. You did a movie and I loved it. But watched him do stand up. Norm Macdonald was the same way. Yeah. His stand up bored the hell out of me, but you put him on TV or in a movie and I'm like, I'm in. He's got those moments in films and stuff where you're like, I get it. I get why this guy's funny. Yeah.

Speaker: You know, uh, Artie Lang has always been like that to me. I think he's dumb as a box of fucking rocks, but he's great. Who's the other? Who's the other guy? The guy that's always in the Sandler movies. Uh, Kevin James. No, no, no. The, the, the white guy. No, no, no, no, no. He, okay. You solved grownups too, right? Yeah. The guy that was driving the bus.

Speaker: He drove the bus. I can't remember his name. I gotta look him up. His name's Nick something. Nick. Oh, he was in Reno 911. Yeah. He was Terry or something like that. Nick Sortson. Is that his name? Yes, that's the guy. I'm just not a fan. His stand up is actually not terrible.

Speaker: I like him in New York, but he's the same guy. He sometimes goes over the top. He's the same. He's Steve Buscemi's the man. Right. He's not a comedian. He's just... He was the biggest Mexican I ever saw. Steve Buscemi. He had two iconic roles where they just kind of let him riff.

Speaker: that and then Armageddon when he jumps on the on the on the thing and he's like, I just wanted to feel the power between my legs, brother. Yeah. Steve Buscemi. Steve Buscemi. Yeah, he's funny as ****. He's great in movies. Oh, he's he's one of those if if I find out Steve Buscemi's in a movie, I'm like, oh yeah, I gotta but he's he's one of those guys that

Speaker: he could be in a comedic role or a semi -comedic role but he can also play the tough guy act and he does pretty good with the tough guy act even though he's not I have not seen Fargo but I've heard he fucking kills it in Fargo yeah because I he was in he wasn't he in what was he in was he in resin for dogs yeah yeah he was in resin for dogs he was like the tough guy he gives the speech about not tipping

Speaker: Yeah. And it's like, which I want to memorize. So when I don't tip, I can be like, ah, because if I have this thing about tipping, if you give me good service, I'm going to tip you. But if you're an asshole, you're going to get a couple of pennies on the table. He goes, fuck you. Yeah, he was in the Sopranos for a minute and he was kind of a tough guy at Sopranos. Yeah, I think he got whacked. Well, go figure.

Speaker: But he has a nice combination where he can be funny, but he can also be a dick. Or like I said, he's, he, you don't look at Steve Buscemi and go, Oh yeah, that guy intimidates me. You know, but he could, if he really wanted to. He's a real American hero. Excuse me. Yeah. 100%. I mean, that dude was a firefighter.

Speaker: He was a, he was an FDNY firefighter. And then after 9 -11, he fucking went back and he was like, we're ready to go. I've lost him for it. I think that's why he's able to kind of play the tough guy from time to time because he's a, he's a, he's a general, he probably is a genuine tough guy. I guarantee you, if you picked a fight with Steve Buscemi, he'd swing on you.

Speaker: Like if you like, well, this example, Chris Rock, he got swung on, got hit and didn't do shit in the moment where you swing on Steve Buscemi. Steve Buscemi is going to slop, slop you back. But he's just that, he's just that through and through true blooded New Yorker. New Yorker. Yeah. I don't give a fuck.

Speaker: He's a generational New Yorker like his family came off the boat at Ellis He was there he's signed his name in Plymouth Rock just you know, but I do love Steve He's

Speaker: What was that? That's the first time I see that movie. I had to stop and rewind it. Yes. Rewind it, ladies and gentlemen, because I believe I was watching it on VHS when it very first. Desperado. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was the biggest Mexican I've ever seen. I'm like, what was he? Five foot five? Oh, no, no, no. I got a friend of mine. He's six three. And he's born and raised in Mexico City.

Speaker: Well, that don't mean he's Mexican. Okay. I've met his parents. His parents could be from Canada. No, his parents. His parents are full on like Mexican like you read about. I've known this guy for 15, 16 years. I don't read a lot about Mexican, so I'm not really sure what you're referring to there. I don't read a lot in general. Who does? That reminds me. Yeah.

Speaker: whenever Tony decides to show up. I need to go through and get the final tally from our starting five. I think it was a close one. I'm still mad that I didn't put on the book, The Art of Racing in the Rain. Dude, I read that book and somebody had told me about the book.

Speaker: and and the book is literally it's it's through the eyes of a dog and his owner is a race car driver yeah and the movie they made it into a movie on disney and it

Speaker: the book made me cry. And then I saw it in the movie and Kevin Costner was the voice of the book or of the dog in the movie. And, you know, you got that like grasly growly voice of Kevin Costner talking as a dog and spoiler alert, the dog dies because it's through the life of the dog and it's heartbreaking.

Speaker: If you don't cry, if you actually watch the movie and pay attention, if you don't cry. Oh, why? Because they, they, they stopped drawing the fake dog. It's actually a cartoon. It's a full actual movie. Shut up. You're still trying to get me to try over fucking Bambi or whatever. No, first of all, this is a Lion King and it's so dumb that you're, you're, you're, you're, uh,

Speaker: Um, you're, it's apples to oranges. You're like, they stopped rolling a computer. Oh my God. And it made me cry. Why? Because they wrote out a character. They stopped writing, uh, words for the characters. Shut up. The differences in a full length actual movie. You're more invested than you are in a cartoon. Am I wrong?

Speaker: because it's a fucking car too. No, I think it's a movie in general, no matter if it's animated or not animated. I don't know. I can't get into animated movies. Well, he's like, Jason answered your own question in that same question. Yeah, I'm not touching that. I'm not even going to repeat what you said, sir. BPT. Damn it. Yes.

Speaker: It's a movie it doesn't matter if it's animated or not animated you get invested just like saying oh I watched the TV show and it made me how many times if you're fucking you cried when Khaleesi gets raped by her brother when you watch Game of Thrones Because you're investing by a brother yeah, whatever they're all blood in that show somehow

Speaker: The only one that actually gets raped in Game of Thrones is Sansa Stark gets raped by her husband that she didn't want to marry him for husband. We'll bring ass up in here so you can get on him, Tony. Did you see what he put? Yeah. You need to get on him, Tony, because I'm not going. Not for that.

Speaker: Now you know better than that, Blondie. You still got time. You can't, Jay. But Jeff, you should tell him some safe places in Cancun that he can buy weed. No, you don't. When you get here, let me know.

Speaker: I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows his cousin who also knows a guy who knows my neighbor who sells him wheat. I know guys. I got a couple of people that know where to get good stuff but if you buy it on the street it's you know it'd be easier to smoke grass. You were there

Speaker: then wouldn't have been a better question to ask while you were there, right? Yeah, I mean, I know. There you go. You are a nurse. She's like, I just have mine delivered right to the door. You and me both. My guy delivers literally. He'll call me when he's at the gate and I'm like, hey, let me go get the gate. I really don't like when Tony comes in on his phone because he has a tendency to end the show.

Speaker: Yeah. Pretty maturely like Jeff does in bed. Stop speaking about your. Get him, get him, Tony. Get Jason. Get Jason. I related to him. He's not wrong. No, he kills me. HNIC. Bartender. Yeah.

Speaker: I'm literally five minutes from the house, but Jason wants Chick -fil -A, so it's going to be about 10 minutes. Wow, really? They got it set up like that. You can just go online and order if you got your... Well, you're not in California. It's all legal out there.

Speaker: Yeah, I will. So, you're like, no, we could do it here. We could do it here. I just don't want to, I don't want to. Canada is legalizing code. Canada is legalizing code. I don't remember the reason already. Yeah. That's all. So, you can like door dash it. Just go on there and you know, you go, you go on the little website and they got pictures of all the different. Well, they got descriptions and pictures and yeah. ER nurse lives out in California.

Speaker: And she said she can go online. Hello. I'm good. You want me to show her ID? OK. So did you know who I was? Yeah, so did you know who I was? Well, I kind of have the same thing, but I just call my guy, and he shows up in a different party style. You didn't pick a moment to call him, Jay. Call 867 -5309. 309, yeah. And as for Stacey's mom or Stacey's mom. And then another 12 pound classic for Jay, please. She's our phone screener.

Speaker: and uh she'll get you she'll get you on the board. Easy. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I forgot you were out in Cali. It dawned on me there for a second there. That's why I remembered. Cali's like the wild west of drugs, man. Eight, six, seven, five, three, four, nine.

Speaker: So we're going to throw this episode off, right? All you select jobs out there, we still need to do things better. I want you all to notice, I can broadcast whenever, wherever, and however. I'm going to need you to get like me before you criticize us. And I haven't even started drinking yet. So I'm going to just get warm before I get to the house. Easy, little boy, easy. We all right. We all right. Y 'all just saw me do things right. You won't see. Oh, I thought this was a throw down.

Speaker: I have delivered it myself. I wish I could have delivered it. I am not here to judge. You know, I mean, maybe that's just a fancy name you came up with. How do any of you know that you are or are not a nurse? I call myself Dr. Click on the show from time to time. That doesn't mean that I'm a doctor. Yeah, and he called himself King for an entire episode. I was tired.

Speaker: for like three episodes. Well, I mean, I am. Yes. One true thing is that I am the champ. I am the goat. For the record, for the record, I put a link to this broadcast in my room when everybody was on their time.

Speaker: All of you are in my room. If you want to come up on the show, the link is in my room. The link to that word let me know. I will be home in five minutes. Roll tide. Let's go. Did he just say roll tide? Yes, damn right I did. Son of a bitch. Jesus Christ. Calm down, NYC. Jesus.

Speaker: Jay, how many times have we played this experiment with Bring Jay on the show? And you add nothing. You add nothing. You sit there and wait for your drugs to kick in. And then you yeet. You just yeet yourself off the podcast without even saying a word. That reminds me, Chris, did you get that gummy bear that Nicky was looking for?

Speaker: Did you get that? Yeah, that was like an hour ago. Oh, that's what I thought. I just didn't see you eat it. So I assume. Yeah. Yeah. No, I was trying to send him. Yeah. Well, you should have seen. That man said we have nothing. He can only add something. OK. Yeah, I can't wait. If we wanted somebody to just stare at the screen, we'd call Chris's Broasters. Or can. Wow. Wow. So Chris's Broaster did not do that, for the record.

Speaker: No, Londi, we're not saying you're not smart. We're not saying you're not a nurse. But I could literally put anything as my name. You don't have to be a nurse, so you don't have to put the disclaimer. Yeah. I fully believe you are a nurse, just saying. I could say I hate the world. No, she's a nurse. She seriously is a nurse.

Speaker: Oh, I know. Oh, my god. Tell me who we are. Are you listening to the show? I know she is. You missed the whole conversation. You know, I'm paying attention to something. I don't partake in any of that and I said, you don't have to be a nurse. It can be just to catch me and it's like sometimes I call myself Dr Glick on the show. It's just a doctor. So, nobody has to know that she is in there. I have a PhD. You do have a PhD though. Glick, I will give you that. Look, you do have a PhD. I will give you that. I do have a PhD.

Speaker: I don't know what your problem is.

Speaker: I'm so great. I add so much to everything. Uh watch me do this. I want to see me make a racist joke. and then be really disgusting to the females in the comments. I'll be home in a minute. You just hold it on. I'll be home in two

Speaker: Yeah. I put it in the comments 8, 6, 7, 5, 3, 0, 9. Here you go. 9, 1, 1. You aren't listening, Jay. You're so on your drugs are bad and gay. And my daughter is texting me. Nice.

Speaker: Got some unload of the I did adopted a new State of mind I'm no, I'm no gynecologist, but I know Oh shit, here we go. You haven't said any nice stuff

Speaker: You've come in here doing your same nonsense. So just nonsense Dummies Let me I can add so much you can't even add to the fucking comments JK come up a little lady comes up with him Once again, I'm no gynecologist

Speaker: Jeff, just hold on. Watch what I'm doing now. Watch what I'm doing. Watch what I'm doing. Go ahead. Back it up. Look at you. Look at you using the mirrors, not turning around. I'm impressed. I'm impressed. That's how I got my driver's license fast. I'm able to put this in the class. I have my driver's license. Oh, goodness gracious. I needed it. God damn. Calm down, Urban Achiever. Yeah. Good Lord. This is why I have my driver's classes before anybody else. God damn it.

Speaker: No, it's because you were older than everybody back before years. Because you were 40 years old when cars were invented. Yeah. They're like, we'll give Tony one for our CZO's person here. Jeff, right? What did he say? Boy, boy, boy. Let's go, little boy. I did this computer roll. It's like a lady's photo. I've seen that. We did see that.

Speaker: Tony, let me see the spinners on your rims. I don't have spinners. Let's see the 20 years old. Nobody does that anymore. Oh, sorry. I forgot you get the floaters.

Speaker: No, you forgot you're not in America no more. No, you know how the spinners just came into style. Yeah. Exactly. Uh, no, you know how, you know how in low riders, you have the, the three lug knockoff, the three little, it looks like a wingnut. Sure. They made those now that they're spinners or they're floaters. So it always stays steady on your, on your. I've heard about that. And that looks kind of cool.

Speaker: I mean, I can do the same thing, but when you turn around and join into the bashing and the gookiness, it really doesn't make you any better than them. I agree. Tony Smith, what are the floaters? Tony Smith is in here? Tony Smith is in here. OK, imagine your logo.

Speaker: Okay. And as your logo stays stationary. Well, when he goes and joins a special needs class of underachievers. Yeah. So floaters basically work like it looks like your rim is not moving, but you're moving forward.

Speaker: Oh, I got it. So, you'd actually **** take 30 seconds and get this from the first time out and paid attention. You would have heard how to get up in here, Jay. Which is so wrapped up in your own little magical world of dumb **** that you don't listen or pay anything. You know, I heard it. I heard it. Anywho. And I never pay attention. So, thank you, Jason. Did you get

Speaker: I'm just standing in the dark. Are you trying to unlock the door or something? No, I'm trying to. I'm unloading the car. Shut up. Oh. No, I little it. The way your camera was set, it looked like your lights were off. And I was like, why is Tony's just fumbling around with fucking light, dude? I'm trying to get a step out of the car. It's crazy breaking in, too. Like laying on the seat or something.

Speaker: Oh my God, I'm growing more and more impatient every day.

Speaker: It's not true. It's not true. It's not true. It's not true. It's not true. It's not true. It's not true. It's not true. It's not true. It's not true. It's not true. It's not true. It's not true. It's not true. It's not true. It's not true. It's not true. It's not true. It's not true. It's not true.

Speaker: Tony, I don't know if you want to see the comments or not, but I'm not looking. I'm about to be on in one good minute. I'm going to go ahead and just put it right there on the screen for you. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. We were all thinking it, but Jay said it. He's going to get his laptop started up. Yeah. From one device to the next.

Speaker: There it is. Grandpa D in the building, everybody, officially. Let's see what we got here, finally. Sharing the live show and sharing the link.

Speaker: I see it's a heart melting, but what's in the middle? Kets and Mets. I'll just set the link to the room. Kets and Mets. I got mine all over me. Baseball football team in New York. They're matching the New York Mets. Oh, OK. I see it now. I see it now. Yeah, OK. That looks cool. I like that.

Speaker: You think you guys are going to get Aaron Rodgers? Yes, I called it during the season. Jason halfway. Chris, did you find out more about that? Yes, I mean Brett Rodgers or God dammit. What's his name? Aaron Rodgers. His name is not going to the Brown season.

Speaker: I'm so jealous. I'm so jealous. We're not getting a 42 year old quarterback. I actually heard something and and Chris and I looked it up yesterday when we determined it's probably not real but apparently the Cardinals. No, the Chiefs. Sorry, the Chiefs are a female running back or wide receiver wide receiver. Yeah. I haven't heard the second hour. We got one hour.

Speaker: I heard that as well. I have not heard that at all. Well, Chris and I looked it up, and he did find an article that was about it, but it's not from a reputable source. Yeah, it's not. And that's what I told, and that's what I told Jeff, because we were, well, I was live last night while I was posting episodes. I was on our TikTok page, and I was on our Instagram page, just kind of hanging out, chit -chatting and whatnot. Since we don't get on there very much,

Speaker: Um, Jay, if you're 50 % of the audience, why don't you come be 25 % of the, uh, people present? Cause apparently he listens about as well. You listen about as well as he does. No, I'll listen. He just needs to get up here. Uh, I said the second hour and it's one hour, not as soon as the fucking show starts there. I say we get the ball. Yes. You say nothing.

Speaker: Yeah, a bunch of people get the feelings hurt and then cry to you about how much of an asshole I am. And it's the same circle that we've been dancing over and over again that I'm tired of. Yeah. Where'd you get those for? That's nice. Okay, cool. Very good. All right, I gotta have a situation with it. This was a long day.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, supposedly someone came out that the chief signed at the very first NFL female player. She was a wide receiver. And I don't know where the hell Jeff seen this. Somebody told me about it. But I was trying to.

Speaker: I mean, I'm a 42 year old man and I'm not going to get on a football field regardless with any **** NFL team. It's just not going to happen. I'm going to get killed. Well, regardless, I haven't seen it anywhere and that would be such huge news that I have enough sports apps on my phone. Right. That I would have

Speaker: NFL and Yahoo Sports and everything like that. Yeah, I don't think it's a real story, but. Well, I mean, it's kind of like that. I can't remember, was it the Dodgers? They actually hired their bat boy to be an outfielder for a short time, but he didn't actually make the game.

Speaker: I saw this on TikTok the other day. Apparently, kid can throw and run like you read about. They had him in the off season.

Speaker: And then when it came to regular season, he didn't make the team. So it could be something like that. Like she's not officially part of the team, but she's maybe practicing with them or something like that. Yeah, exactly. That's what I was saying last night. If they did hire her, she'll write the fucking bench. That's a butts in seats story. And most of the dudes on the field, I don't think they would go at her stupid or crazy.

Speaker: because she'll be in the game. And you'd be an asshole to knock her out. Because then that's the end of your career. That's what I was saying, right? Yes. So if she catches the ball, are you going to be the one to tackle her? Oh, hell no. I'll tackle her, but I ain't got to kill her. Equally. See, here's the kicker. Here's the kicker. I'm going to go ahead and do this. I'm going to go ahead and do this. We used to play sports. Equally. We didn't care about gender. You knew better than to hit a woman harder than that. If the woman doesn't hit you harder, those are coming at you crazy. You're not going to do it in the first place. Yeah. I do know women who will play football.

Speaker: Oh, no, I have no doubt. I don't know. I don't know. I was. Some of them girls are playing the power of leagues. I'm not going to go up against those chips. I was always an equal opportunity. But you put her up against some big giant fucking linebacker. She's going to get crushed. Well, when I was in school and we played like dodgeball and stuff like that, you know, they said the guys had to throw at the girls with their opposite hand. Or under a hand, yeah.

Speaker: you know, you know, so 99 % of the people don't go right handed. So you have to, well, guess, guess who the lefty was who Jim teacher didn't believe that I was a lefty. And you know what, them girls were trying to kill us.

Speaker: and throwing them at our nuts and everything else. So being the one guy in the gym class and all the guys knew that I could rock them. I took that chance like, no, you're trying to kill us. Now, table said turn. You forget about the old ace in the hole, baby. Yeah. Coming out fucking like Nolan Riley, Ryan just whipping them.

Speaker: Oh, hell yeah. And that fucking dodgeball balls. Those fuckers hurt when they hit. Oh, yeah. I mean, they just had a little sting to them. They're that weird rubber that's flexible when you throw it. And when it hits, you remember it the next morning. If you wake up, go, goddamn, I got hit with a fucking ball. Well, I just said, because pulling up through school and stuff and being in the gym,

Speaker: You know, a lot of, a lot of the kids that I went to school with were in sports and some, and we had a lot of the jock one way or another. Yeah. So we had all the like jock girls, softball and volleyball girls and stuff like that. This is like, they can whip them balls. Damn it. Oh, you have no idea.

Speaker: So that I was like, yeah, being grown up in a small town like we did, you know, we were different school districts, but, you know, your school wasn't the biggest and my school was the biggest. So like everybody like the stoners were also the jocks and the stoners were also the nerds. It's just there's one there. There was no it's not like you see in the movies. It was a giant and sexual click. Yeah, exactly. And

Speaker: There was none of the stuff you see clicks in the movies where it's like, all the jocks hang out. No, because we were the jocks, but we were also the stoners. The jocks hung around, didn't smoke nothing.

Speaker: Right. Well, no, the jocks that we hung around because there was, you could barely make a team with the amount of people we had. So the football players were recruited onto the baseball team and the basketball team would recruit from them and half the people would either did basketball or wrestling because you had to do a sport or you'd go fucking nuts.

Speaker: Next. Very good. Very good. You did good today. I'm proud of you. Good job, Jason. Yeah, he got to hit a little spawn match. I got there late. I thought it was an hour and a half to get down there. But being two and a half hours, I was all like, fuck. So I'm going to get this from his mom. That's one way. Yeah. So I got down there. Checked him in. All the kids in his ring were pretty much done.

Speaker: Alright, let me shut off for a minute cuz I'm gonna see what the other kids are doing. Let him see what the competition look like. Yeah. It was his first tournament. It was his first tournament. So, we're sitting up there. Right. We're gonna go get a seat. What is that?

Speaker: No, we're the kumite. I might've had to get in that fight. Yeah, how we signed Jason up for the kumite. And then I was like, we're sitting down and one of the instructors called him. Oh, look, that dude was like, we got a spot for you, but you're going to be with the other guys in the other rank. He's an orange belt. We've got to go against blue belts.

Speaker: Better or worse was a higher rank. So this That's why I know the race number the bills when I look I'm like he could do it So they got down there. They all got stressed out and everything Jason did good

Speaker: The first thing you want to learn when you do martial arts at any sport is there's no fear. You're willing to go for yours. Oh, 100%. Once I saw that, I was like, psh, because they got their mood together. And dude came, and Jason went back and said, yeah, he high. He high. He good. He good. He high. So he was supposed to be in that one. He was supposed to be in the board breaking one. And it was mainly, it was a whole bunch of little kids, literally. All of them, like, 9, 10 younger. So they were really just doing moves, not really going at each other karate kid style.

Speaker: right and he knew his moves. He knew how to block. He knew how to do his attacks. He knew how to break the boys. Yeah, I'm fine. This is worth it now. I'm fine. So, he was he did good. I said the picture to his mom. Um I've done it through the floor. Yeah, because as I'm as I'm getting down there, I saw a sign for our tennis. Okay, this is some **** I was going to say 2 hours from you if you were heading to South. Yeah, you were pretty close to Florida.

Speaker: Yeah, about two and a half. But you know, we went down in that swamp. So it was going to Tallahassee almost. And my signal was in and out. That's why when I did get back with y 'all, I listened. I'm going to be out for a minute. The highway, it was acting on the way down because I was doing Twitter spaces with Bathurst. He said notification. I'm like, great. I told him, first thing I said, listen, it may not last. I'll stick it as long as I can just to listen. He wanted me to co -host. OK, cool.

Speaker: So my signal was going in and out on the highway. Then when I got to the back roads, it was in and out of the back. It was in one small town, one little tiny small town. I shit you not. That motherfucker had 5G. Blake, can you miss it?

Speaker: Yeah, right. Well, you don't have 5GE unless you're in a major metropolitan city, like New York. This little small town, when I say small, I mean pole dumps. We're talking about 45 minutes west of Valdosta. There ain't nothing down at Valdosta. Yeah. And that's where I saw 5G yesterday. Thank you, Sadie. Sadie said, go, Grace. Sadie said, congratulations to you, Sadie.

Speaker: Uh -huh. Oh, yeah. I mean, I say good job, Jason. I don't tell him. You say good job, Jason. But Glick say this is so I don't recognize him. Everybody was telling him good luck. Yeah, awesome. You know, later on, I'm going to be over here talking all night. So before you know it, he's going to be over here talking trash to me. And I'm going to have to remember, oh, yeah, I owe that kid a Glick stunner. Yeah, exactly. He's going to owe you a Jaden Smith. Backflip, yeah. Jaden did that move. I ain't going to lie. That was a great move on that movie.

Speaker: If you don't like nothing about that movie, Jayden did that damn kid. I actually like that movie. It wasn't terrible. It wasn't terrible. I like the different spin on the story. I think Jayden...

Speaker: It was an outstanding actor. Even when he was doing the move on the brick, on the wall with the hand up like this. Yeah. He was playing that part. Then when he had to do that kick it in, I said, oh, shit. No, and I love Jackie Chan. Jackie Chan was just... Yeah, I mean, it was the karate act. For being Tony's age. Yes. He's... That dude is old as fuck. Yeah. He was... Yeah, I mean, he was old. But no, I mean, it was a cool...

Speaker: spin on a classic because it wasn't a remake for every it wasn't and it wasn't variety they were doing they were doing uh i like no it's it's uh was it kung fu yes kung fu thank you but it's not variety even though i liked it i probably like that one just about as much as i like the original karate kit

Speaker: for the story, yes. Yeah, the story. Same story, just told differently. And I liked it. I thought it was cool. It was cool to see Jackie Chan play a more calm down. Relax, yeah. Like he took his Adderall or Red O 'Lanner or whatever that day. Adhd. I think the movie advertised the hell out of China.

Speaker: That was the biggest critique I've ever been having in that movie. That's all they did was show off trying all that Jesus Christ. The whole green wall. I'm looking for the dragons on the other side of that motherfucker. No, I actually enjoyed that movie. It's not terrible. I do, however, prefer the original. But now, when you look at the original, do you agree that Daniel's kind of the asshole?

Speaker: Calm down. I'm not jumping on this fucking train with you. You're not gonna convince me that Zack Morris was trash either. So shut up. Zack Morris is trash, dude. Who's Zack Morris? No. Dude, watch the video. Like, wow, this guy's trash. Daniel Sun was the victim. Who was the who? Daniel Sun was the victim. He... The theory goes this way that... Whatever, Trump. In the original movie,

Speaker: is that Johnny is actually not as bad as he seems in the movie because literally Daniel's the one that's like Johnny's literally trying to have a conversation with Adam and Daniel keeps interrupting. Keeps interrupting. You know, you know. That was an illegal kick.

Speaker: Do not mention you do the karate kid in Cobra Kai, which has got your panties all in a twist. They intentionally flipped Cobra Kai to make Daniel look like the dick. No, no, no, no, no. I get this theory from how I met your mother.

Speaker: Yeah, I know you do, but I'm just saying the theory is wrong. But they did because that theory is out there. They flipped it on the Cobra Kai television show Intention. They did. And I cannot wait till the new season comes out. Damn, Tony, you hungry? You act like you haven't eaten in a month.

Speaker: I guess he didn't eat since Wednesday. He's a mouser. He's a mouser. Look out for the mouser. He just eats Wednesday on the other show. I ain't gonna say that. I ate pretty good last night.

Speaker: I don't know. Every time you're on, you're live, you're eating. I think that's why you go live. It's kind of like your biological clock. It's like your biological clock says, I need to go live. Oh, and I need to eat. Anytime you're live, you're eating, Tony. Here's a hint. If I'm eating, I'm relaxed. My assumption is that you just eat all the time. Because if you're on the show eating, that means when you're not on the show, just like I smoke all the day.

Speaker: You know, so yeah, in retrospect, Tony just eats all day long. So he just doesn't, he decides not to stop for the show. I used to eat more when I was younger. I've actually cut down. Oh, you and me, brother. I used to. Yeah, I'm gonna say that for hour number three. I said play the music now.

Speaker: I'm waiting on hour number two. I'm waiting for the same thing's going to happen as the last time. Well, at least this time we got somebody waiting. Yes, I was. Yes, I was. I forgot what kind of sauce it was, but it goes good with chicken niggas and chick -fil -a.

Speaker: I've never had. I'm glad you're full. I was worried about you being full too. I'm glad you're full. Saying to you. Yell at my dog. Yes, I did. Oh, ****. He would yell at me when he sees me. No, it's the kids got the door open. They got one of the puppies in from the backyard. She's wanting to go play. It's not going to happen.

Speaker: No, my Gorda is, I would easily say Gorda is almost eight. She can't play with the puppies. She gets her ass beat.

Speaker: No, you're not gonna look like a fucking pig. Pig will whoop you. Pig is only four. Pig shows his donuts. Have I... Are you over here, Sadie? You might have seen this. Pull it off. Crazy fucking dog. Hickory bourbon sauce. That's what this is. Hickory bourbon sauce that I had for last night.

Speaker: Sounds good. I had a hickory bourbon sound there from Ruby Tuesday's and they helped me out with some extra hickory bourbon sauce. Hickory bourbon sauce that goes good with chick -fil -a nuggets. That dog is all in your face. Yeah, she is. Look at her. She's like, dad, can I go outside?

Speaker: Normally, during the show, she just lays up my feet like she's dead. But now, because the kid's got the dog inside, or they once again brought a fucking cat in my house. My in -laws. What's the goal? Is this together, though? I know, but Florida's never been around a cat. So, and this cat is literally like, it's like not even two months old. Oh, hell no.

Speaker: Yeah, that's just a snack for this dog. I mean, she'll want to play with it, and she won't know how to play with it, because she's never been around a cat. She's going to kill that cat. So I'm like, no, you're not. A, they're not supposed to have a cat in my house anyway, because I'm allergic. Yeah, but you don't run your house, obviously.

Speaker: apparently not. I'm not even being an ass. I'm not being an ass. No, no, no. I agree because apparently I paid for the motherfucker, but I have no rules apparently. Because you didn't leave the fucking bathroom. They came over here last week and they had the cat. I was like, why is there a fucking cat in my house? Because we guys tried to fucking kill me. They're like, oh, I was like, no, get this fucking cat out of here. I said, you know what I call cats? Speed bump. Yeah.

Speaker: I don't know what they call you. I don't know what they call you. Benefits. Yeah. That and ATM. ATM. That's about the other they ain't calling. Call me credit card. First National. First National Jeff. Yeah. You ain't kidding.

Speaker: I got to go grocery shopping. I was going to go grocery shopping. He's the first American way to go to his house. No. No. Okay. So, wait. In this, the way the houses are down there. I'm down in Silicon Valley. You about to go under? It's just about.

Speaker: We're going to talk about it in a third hour. We're going to cover this. Oh, oh, no, Chris, I covered it yesterday. I called Chris, check your bank, boy. Yeah, we covered it yesterday. Jeff said, check your bank. I never heard of that motherfucker before that happened. I never heard of that. Really? Never heard of that bank. I literally sold just in time. Oh, for God's sakes. Somebody mentioned it a couple of days ago, and I sent it to my wife, and I said, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, and she sold yesterday.

Speaker: Or she sold the date before. She sold Thursday. Apparently this is a blockbuster. It's the second largest bank foreclosure in history. A bank that went under in history. Told the first one. And I said, down. And then she told me, what was it? And then she told me go the next one. Yes. What is this?

Speaker: And conversation dad mode everybody Oh That was the The one that went under before that was in 2008 it was I Can't remember the name. I'll trust No, no Hold on

Speaker: Wasn't Chase, it wasn't JP Morgan. What was the bank of 100 in 2008? It was. Was it Wells Fargo? No, it wasn't Wells Fargo. Okay, so Silicon Valley Bank is the second largest bank to go under in history as of 2008. God damn it, sign in.

Speaker: Big of America. It might have been what cool for you. No, it was it like when they said it, I instantly was like, I know that. Well, you think about that, we're going to go to break. Yeah, it was a big America. No. Bear Stearns. Never heard of him. Bear Stearns was was when in system failure in 2008.

Speaker: Never heard it. Like I never heard it wrong. Random rickers in the house. It was sold to JP Morgan. It was sold to JP Morgan. Which is what they're hoping to do with Silicon Valley. The problem is the FDIC is trying to take over. They're trying to sell it to another bank so they don't have to foreclose. And the problem is the FDIC only ensures up to $250 ,000 on that.

Speaker: Which means if you had less than $250 ,000, there's a chance you're going to get your money back. If you had over, you're not getting your money back. S -O -L. Yeah, you are. It is dangerous. I've been telling people that all my life. That big ass sign is up there. Remember, FDIC, we only insured $250 ,000. Yep. And then, well, Chris was saying that. I called Chris and I were on his live last night. I was like, dude, check your bank. He's like, I use a local small branch. I'm like, got it.

Speaker: And I said, you don't really have to worry. I highly doubt that any of us have over $250 ,000 in a bank account. You don't know that. You rent a house. I don't believe you have $250 ,000 in your bank account. I mean, some people... Unless you're saving up for long -term full pay off the house in one sitting. All your money is in your beard. I'm not falling for this shit. All my money's in the market, man, and land.

Speaker: Lots of monies in this beard. It's that corn, too. That's my snack later, don't you? Never mind that. Save that for later. Yeah. There we go. Let's take a real quick break, guys. We'll be right back. Enjoy a little black shop mojo for your ear holes.

Speaker: Speak up now darling, you're growing faint My technicolor view, years turning gray Twist the antenna round, yes there's something wrong There's nothing but a white noise now, the signal's gone

Speaker: Gone, gone, gone I sit alone now The screen is cracked

Speaker: I hit the side again but the picture won't come back I tried to wait it out but I fell asleep near dawn I guess I won't know how it ends The signal's gone Gone, gone, gone

Speaker: Gone, gone, gone The pain is peeling from the walls Don't reach through the soul

Speaker: you

Speaker: Yeah, that's not going to be annoying on the replay. Shout out to Noah. Enjoy that when you're in class. Yeah.

Speaker: Welcome back to non -surgical nonsense, everybody. Hopefully you're enjoying this train wreck dumpster fire with shows so far tonight. What's going on? Random Rick Maestro. Welcome to the show. Hello, Jason. I was going to say Tony got really small all of a sudden. I go bathroom.

Speaker: That was the mini Tony down there, the little man. Jason, he had a big day today. Shout out to him. A board breaking medal. Nice. Can we see it? Turn the camera back on. Let's see. Okay. Let's

Speaker: He's still got his gee on and everything. Oh, there it is. Nice. Yeah. Well, we can kind of see it. Put your hand behind it. Put it in front of your hand. There you go. There we go. Yeah, we can see it better now. Nice. Good job, buddy. That's awesome. Congrats. He's going to turn the screen off before dad gets back. You see, Tony, I can't even see.

Speaker: And that's why we call it nonsensical nonsense, ladies and gentlemen. That's right. Because it's comments like that. Tony just one comment at a night. I'm just saying. I can't even shit in peace, ladies and gentlemen. Very good to put that on the screen if you're watching this on YouTube. Yes. On YouTube. I gotta star it, so. The man himself.

Speaker: The third chair, Tony DeHeat, admitted to taking a shit during break. Hey. During the show, the break is the time to do it. That's why we do breaks. And if you would like to see that, all you got to do is check us out on social media. All them socials, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter.

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Speaker: Tony, don't forget to wipe.

Speaker: Wash your hands to you, nasty. Wash your hands and wipe your hands. Not particularly in that order, but. I actually, speaking of taking a shit, there was a study came out. How much shit does a single person put out in a year?

Speaker: Like in like pounds or kilos or whatever it is. Cause I actually have a figure. The normal average person. Yeah. Average person. I'm going to mute for a second. In a year. He's watching a goddamn TikTok video. No, I actually have an amount.

Speaker: The average person, one person. The average person. So how much does the average person poop in, oh, sorry, in your lifetime? Oh, in your lifetime. Six million pounds. Okay, break it down to a year. It says in a year, a single person would yield and then there's a pound amount. How many pounds? 400.

Speaker: 75 pounds. Okay, too much. I don't know how to shoot and high. Well, the answer is 320 pounds. I wasn't that far off. You weren't that far off, but I mean, so the daily amount is 14 ounces. I'm definitely not above average in that department. I was going to say, the total production of a week's time is about six pounds.

Speaker: Why do you look this stuff up? I actually did see, I actually saw a South Park episode where they were talking about the toilet paper industry. And they broke it down that the average furniture uses X amount of toilet paper per year. And it's a complete racket. It keeps these businesses, these toilet paper businesses in business

Speaker: and where there's actually, the episode we call the Japanese toilet. The Japanese toilet comes with a bidet that supposedly cleaves your ass. And - Feel better there, Pops? Yeah. Do you feel, what, 14 ounces lighter? It's hour number two. Y 'all ready to do this shit or what? I ain't got nothing to talk about. Did you wash your hands? Yeah, come sniffing.

Speaker: Smells like yo ass. I see my pinky. I see my thumbnail like this motherfucker right here. Might have stolen a duck. What's going on? All you motherfuckers. I would guesstimate that doesn't go by the average weight of the person. I will send you the link.

Speaker: Enough is a damn well. It's basically, I mean, it's a little more than the, I mean, it's still probably a lot more. We'll do the same, we're gonna revert to another topic of tangent offer. Right, I doesn't say like, because I'm assuming someone like you, Chris, shits more shit in a year than I do. Because you're - No, he doesn't shit more than me in any year, no. Okay, but roughly, you guys are roughly the same size. So my assumption would be - All right, it's taking three shits a day.

Speaker: I think I'm there. I'm a thing there. I did a shit when my asshole tells me it's time to shit. Right? If I'm sitting there going. When I wake up in the morning, when I get home from work or before I go to bed, at least. Really? You got it down on the bathroom schedule? At least. I was going to say, I shit when I got a shit. And God help me if there's not a bathroom around. No, God help the people around you if there's no bathroom around. What are you going to do? Just shit your pants?

Speaker: No, I'm gonna fucking run while I'm looking for a bathroom screaming. Come on, Cheeks, stay together. Listen, you haven't clinched until you had the clinch before a colonoscopy, trust me. That is another level of clinch. I would agree, I'm not. I haven't gone down that road yet. I went down that road. I actually told them, I said, I'm only on this table, but you better get that little absorbent pad right now. Because the minute you put me to sleep, I can't clinch no more.

Speaker: Oh, shit. I swear to God. First of all, they're gonna give you a fucking room with the backs open. So basically, you just want to hear, smell, and see this shit, huh? Okay. Keep playing. I don't want to know. I don't want to know nothing. I don't want to just put me to sleep. Just... I agree. Go to sleep. I'm gonna do this table, but I'm gonna turn y 'all right now. If I lay sadness and I go to sleep, I'm not clenching anymore. They was all laughing at me and shit. I'm telling y 'all right now, I've been holding this shit, so I will drive down this motherfucker.

Speaker: don't they? We don't. We don't. They give you like a weird milkshake. Don't they?

Speaker: It's a big fucking joke. I'm serious. It's huge. Like when you go to the water bottle with the spigot on

Speaker: So big ass drug, you got to drink that shit for two days. I don't. And I was sitting there fucking around with Elliott, Lenny, um, say that, think you was there. It was, and I was talking, they were like, you okay? I said, yeah, every 15 minutes and I'll be right back. I had to keep going to the bathroom. When I say you are shitting hurricanes,

Speaker: You are shitting hurricane. Fuck this shit. This next hour, ladies and gentlemen, is brought to you by this damn bottle right here. You don't have this bottle in your house. Go get this motherfucker, all right? Let me tell y 'all something. When I say shitting hurricanes, I literally felt like I had a cyclone coming out my ass. There was nothing less than you. The only problem I have with that damn thing that didn't make you take for a colonoscopy, I should be walking around with a six -pack like Captain America. There was nothing fucking left of me.

Speaker: Well, I think that's the point. If I see chicken or beef broth right now. When I look at it. I've been there. When I look at it. I've been there. My stomach is like, oh, hell no. I'm out. I woke up. I woke up later on. They actually woke me up. Because I don't even remember falling asleep when I was on the table. And I woke up to having another one. Actually, everybody who was in that room, where the fuck they at? No. Yeah, I want NDAs right now. I want all this shit right.

Speaker: And they were like, nah, don't sit up yet. I said, why? Because apparently after the procedure, you got to let out a big one, right? Well, yeah, you got to put me in a room. Wait, wait. They didn't put me in my old room where you closed the door. Oh, no, no, no, no. They put me one of the rooms with the open baby who just got a curtain and that shit. So they sit in other rooms. So I'm just sitting there, right? They were like, yeah, you're good now. Yeah, thank you, motherfucker.

Speaker: I'm gonna leave the smell here with you boys. No, Jeff, that's the kicker. After you take that shit, it don't stink no more. Yeah, because you ain't got nothing left. Exactly. It's literally air from them shoving the camera up your ass. No, there's it. Because they shove a camera up your ass. I try to think about it. Fuck you. But no, I'm not trying to be gross. It's basically when you snake a drain, but it's got a camera on the end.

Speaker: But I was healthy, I'm glad. I wanted to go eat, but then they told me I had to eat, so I had to only eat breakfast food. I said, man, y 'all gotta go to Corral down the street. I'm about to go there right now. They said, no, you're not. You can only have breakfast food from this 24 hours. I'm like, fuck! But I can do that, because I can do Cracker Barrel, and I can do IHOP. Good. When hour 24 hit, I call Longhorn and order be the biggest damn steak on the menu.

Speaker: Why couldn't you only eat breakfast food? That doesn't make sense. Because your body's got to readjust. Oh, I see. You're little to clean your whole system out. OK. So I can only eat eggs, pancakes. Really couldn't do sausage. I ain't mad at that, though. I can do eggs and pancakes. That's cool. I can do that for two days. Oh, so you couldn't have any meat? Not really. I was going to go to the ground to that buffet up. Damn you for highlighting that message.

Speaker: Yeah, I'm not. Please let them know I did put the link in my room and I paint the whole room about an hour ago. Yeah, anybody out there wants to come on up. Jason wouldn't work it. Uh, if you gentlemen are up for or you want to wait till Wednesday, I'm OK with either winter Wednesday. OK, copy that. I got a good one though.

Speaker: One second. I'll be right back. You got to take a shit now. Yeah, you got to take a shit. I'm talking about shit all the time. This is how I handle my liquor. I get the bullshit out of my system. It's kind of like that jug, but it comes off the other end verbally. No, that jug is a beast. No, no, I'm good. You know what? Let it kill me. I don't need to deal with that.

Speaker: They told me, I asked them if I could go to work. While I'm taking that, the lady said, I don't suggest it. I said, OK, she wasn't lying. Really? So you have to be close to a bathroom every 15 minutes. When I see every, Jeff, I literally should have the six pack Captain America did on the first day. That's my main complaint. Wow. That's my main complaint. It takes me 20 minutes to walk to the store and back.

Speaker: So I know I'm literally, before I started drinking that shake, I'd have to go get me like five packs. When you start drinking that shake, don't leave the house. Yeah, I remember that. Well, you're sitting there right now, it makes total sense when you have that shake. Yeah, that would be perfect for all of my work. What's a taste like that shake, that stuff? Nasty. Yeah, I'm out. I can barely force myself to drink water. It tastes like powdered, just like a powdered water would have to taste.

Speaker: It's powdery. They don't have like a grape or or or a flavor like good flavor. It's just Yeah, because they're going chicken and chestnuts and you gotta have it's got it's and I don't blame them for when you're cold and clean. If you got a camera going up there, you don't want to see this **** literally. So, I don't blame it like there's a burger Tony had in 1982.

Speaker: No, I'm out. I'm not doing well. Dude, that piece of a French fry he flossed off last month. I'm just saying. My nose is running. I'm about to pick you down there, man. Time for one more damn time. Where y 'all at? Because nobody's going to show up. Tony, nobody wants to get verbally abused. We have to fill up here. Where? Oh, now they're not even on their time.

Speaker: I told you, you told them second hour you gave away the farm. You literally told them what was going to happen. They were like, well, JT, we heard the first hour and Luke said, no, I blame Glick. I don't, because we literally said second hour. No, we're here. We're here. Oh, Tony. So I was talking to Chris about this last night. There's a docuseries on Netflix. It's called, it's about the missing flight in Malaysia.

Speaker: They still ain't found it. Dick Gregory said it landed in Diego Garcia. There's a lot of theories. They said it landed in Diego Garcia. That's the most, you gotta watch some Dick Gregory. I'm gonna need you to watch some Dick Gregory. Dick Gregory called that whole shit out all day, wow.

Speaker: Well, no, there's supposedly an island controlled by the US that supposedly landed that. They obviously can't find it. They ain't going to see it. They're doing more shit. And I've known people who've been there that don't talk about it. Because the probably people that do. Dick Gregory said some shit about that island. I was like, whoa. Yeah, that island's fucked up. They do. It's like the Amelia Earhart thing. I think she landed there. I don't even think she made it that far.

Speaker: No, well, there's pictures of her sitting on a dock somewhere after her flight, where it's not confirmed or denied that it's her. Okay, let's be clear. What year did she leave? What year did she fly? It was like 40s. Were they flying around the world back then? When did Amelia Earhart crash? Disappeared. I'll tell you. So it was 37.

Speaker: Were they flying around the world like that back there? She would have been the first female to do it. Right. Now where was she getting the refueling? Where was she getting the fuel and refilling authorizations at? Well, no. Back then, they didn't really have that. It was literally airports were just popped up. And what they were doing was they'd take off, land somewhere, fill up, and then take off again. Like they wouldn't even get out of the damn plate. OK.

Speaker: The Linhart guy, he did it first. He was the first person to fly around the world. But, you know, at the end of the day, the docu -series that I watched, it's like four or five episodes, it was

Speaker: Okay. What'd that mother fucker say? I'm just starting throwing something fierce. I think he's sick. Oh, I know why. I think he's sick because, yeah, I don't think Chris is feeling well, so it looks like we're - We got you. If he's sick, you're sick. Yeah, we got you. Don't worry about that. But no, Amelia Earhart, during her time,

Speaker: Radios were just coming out on aircraft. And they were able to track radios, but it didn't matter what you said, it was how long you held the mic button. And when they were tracking her, she thought it was a tone. So she'd give out a tone, she'd go like beep. Okay, can you guys track me now? Well, she didn't realize, because nobody had explained it to her, that

Speaker: whatever sound she made didn't matter it was how long you pushed the mic so she didn't push her mic long enough so they weren't able to track her and that's how she got lost and then when she went down she supposedly cracked there there's multiple theories but one was that she landed on an island and the natives were like oh no you're not going nowhere you're staying here now and she was like captive

Speaker: Oh, really? I haven't heard it. Yeah. I did watch it like a documentary about it. It was like really fucking interesting. But there's like, hold on. Let's see if I can find the picture. Picture of Amelia Earhart after she crashed. Yeah, here it is. That's supposedly her sitting on the dock in the background. Wow.

Speaker: and that's after she crashed, that this picture apparently like washed up or was unearthed somewhere. And they assume that's her, that she was captured by, I'm gonna figure out where exactly she was supposedly landed. Because she was last seen where in the Atlantic or the Pacific?

Speaker: Okay. Long lost spy photo appears to show Amelia Earhart's five crash landing. Okay. She was supposedly taken into Japanese custody. So she's in one of those Japanese out there. They're just now figuring out they got more of. Yeah, right. Exactly. They're just now figuring out they got more of those islands. So Amelia Earhart was American legendary aviator who vanished 80 years ago on a round the world flight, surviving crash land in Marshall Islands.

Speaker: is supposedly where she crashed, which was under Japanese control at the time. So where are the Marshall Islands? Where are the Marshall Islands? The Marshall Islands are South Pacific. That's what I assumed. Let me see if I can see the pictures. I want to be able to show our viewers where the Marshall Islands are.

Speaker: over the new tab because we're a bummer. Where's the Marshall Islands on the tab? On the map. Nope. Oh, just go for it. Hold on, Jeff. Yeah, go ahead. It's just off the coast of Australia. Oh, the podcast. I got a link in the room with you. I want to jump on the podcast with y 'all. It's complaints, grease, and everything. Oh, is it on Twitch? It's on Twitch. Y 'all can come in. There's a link in my room to come on stream y 'all with us. There you go.

Speaker: So the Marshall Islands doors open. Steve, how you doing? Bobby Shadow, you will come up there too. I'll be back over there. Oh, for God's sakes. Y 'all just come on. So here's your map of where the Marshall Islands are, Tony. South Pacific. South Pacific. Just, just Steve wonders around how you doing. Thank you for being here. So that's, I mean,

Speaker: The the the flight MH 370 was the one that went missing it's the the theory is there's three theories One that the first theory is that the pilot of this flight now it's a day. It was a daily flight from Malaysia to China You know, it's short like hour and a half long flight. Okay, right? So the theory is that the pilot took off turned off the radar equipment bullshit and then

Speaker: uh de -pressurized the cabin so that all it after telling his co -pilot hey can you go get me a cup of coffee or something then locked the door that's fucked up killed everybody and then did a u -turn and flew south and the plane has never been found that's the first theory the second theory is that

Speaker: The second theory is that the flight took off and there were Russian agents aboard and they took over the flight and turned off the system and all that stuff. And once again, turned off the oxygen, depressurized the cabin and landed somewhere in Ukraine.

Speaker: How you gonna land in Ukraine when you're flying over the Pacific? From the United States? No, they weren't going from the United States. They were going from Malaysia. It flew out of the Philippines. The Third Amendment was busy. You coming up here or not? You talked about it for the past two days. Get your ass up here. Yeah. But like I said, and then the other theory is that the US shot it down.

Speaker: after having two AWOCs in the area Tony. Were the AWOCs around back then? Were the AWOCs around back then? You're glitching. Close a couple of the windows. It was 2014 when the seven. Amelia Earhart? No, no, no, no, no. This MH370 flight.

Speaker: that was missing. Oh, the Malaysia one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. See, I'm not falling for that shit because the biggest thing we talk about is you got 3 ,000 satellites flying around the planet. You can find me if I got an iPhone on my hip. You can't find this fucking plane? Nah. Well, no, but okay, all the tracking system on that plane, because there's a seven... You write random written. Triple seven. Goddammit. All the tracking system. Hold on. One more room, the second stream, your link will bring you on the show. Yeah. Yes.

Speaker: So the tracking system on this plane was all shut off at one time. Who in their right mind is going to turn the transponder off, but not the radar? I got that. OK, they didn't come here. OK, I got that. No, no, no, no. It's more complicated than that. You can't turn off this equipment from inside the cockpit.

Speaker: You can change the transport. You can change the transport, though. No, it was multiple systems that they used. Once again, it goes into more detail in the episode that I really kind of, it kind of flew over my head because I don't know planes like you do, but it was more than a transponder.

Speaker: As a transponder, you could turn off from the cockpit. But the system that controls other ways of tracking were shut off at the exact same time. So one of the theories is that two AWACS were above it in the air and blocked all signals.

Speaker: Right. And, of course, I've watched this documentary not knowing anything about this flight, assuming that it showed up somewhere and they were going to end up going, so they found it and here's what happened. They literally said it's still to this day not been found. Well, one of the theories is that the person that found all the pieces

Speaker: was the same guy.

Speaker: He found them in different locations in that area. Like he found them off the coast of South Africa. He found them in the Philippines. And there's one guy just so happy to walk down the beach every time and find it. So the conspiracy theory on him is that he's actually a Russian spy because he's got ties to Russia and all this shit. And it's like a cover up. And they interviewed him and shit. And he was like, yeah, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.

Speaker: So it's an interesting thing. But there's 270 something people on board. Nobody knows where they are. They haven't had around a body, nothing. And the biggest piece on the plane they found was a flapper on. That's the biggest piece? The biggest piece they found was a flapper on. Now, Tony, what's on a flapper on? What's on a flapper on? That ain't good. A serial number, correct?

Speaker: Yes. OK, there was no serial number on the flaper on. It had been removed. Now, the only time you can legally remove a serial number from a flaper on is when when you decommission a plane and tear it apart.

Speaker: Okay. All this is news to me. This is good. Thank you. I appreciate it. I'm telling you, check out that doc series. I was like, what the fuck? I mean, it was like, is a real kind of blew my mind kind of thing. And like the Malaysian government was like, Oh, we did the math. They're down somewhere. We just don't know where it's crashed. We're, we're assuming it's crashed, but they are still searching for this plane today.

Speaker: would be Goldberg said the best stand up back around when we went to Afghanistan you got satellites that could watch an ant piss on the blade of grass but you can't find a six foot motherfucker walking through the desert with oxygen tank no but here's the kicker this thing flew supposedly flew over a military base controlled by the by the Australians but nobody saw it no radar picked it up by the Australians Australians

Speaker: And during the time that this plane went down, there were three military exercises going on. Nobody found this fucking plane, give me a fucking break. So it's this huge mystery and it may never be solved kind of thing. It really kind of blew my mind as if it's insane. But there's a reason why I don't fly. Another reason to keep my little happy ass on the ground

Speaker: No, I got that part. I got a reason why I don't fly far. I got a reason why I don't fly with oceans. If I crash in the United States, I can get back home. If I parachute up this motherfucker, we're above the states, right? If you parachute with a hang glider and I'm OK, Poland, where the hell are you? OK, now he's in my room. Hold on one damn second, cuz. Yeah, go ahead. This part I know is losing people. Are you bringing your ass uphill or what?

Speaker: You fuckers No, you don't have an account that's what it is

Speaker: No, they shouldn't have to. I don't think they have to have an account either. Right there at the bottom of your screen should say invite. That's the link I sent. Oh, really? Weird. That's the link I sent. So just give me an email in the password. Get on real quick. You don't have to pay for nothing. You should be able to come on. Now, Autumn, I'm going to warn you now. We couldn't up.

Speaker: I don't know if you want to be here for this one after you can be. I just don't know if you want to be up here. Oh, no, he's calling on my phone because his phone ain't listening. This motherfucker. This motherfucker. And yes, you are being heard. Y 'all are being heard over here just so you know so. Oh yeah, we can hear you. I'm on my Bluetooth.

Speaker: Shadow limits. Put the camera on. I got something for you. Oh, my God. I'm going to spend the hour trying to get everybody to come up there that said they wanted to be here. Jesus. I got something for you, Tony. You trying to do it on the phone? This is going to be confusing. You don't have a computer or laptop to do it? No. OK, if you don't have a laptop, it's probably going to be an issue because I'm not going to lie to you. This will wear your battery out. Yeah, and a heartbeat. It will wear your battery out. Being on stream. Being on stream.

Speaker: don't get in trouble in school. No. I won't. I'm on my wife. I said they can't monitor it. He's twenty -one and he don't know shit yet. He's trying to. I'm trying to teach him. Nobody at twenty -one knows anything. I have a little. I have a little breakdown for you Tony. Just let me find it. Go ahead and keep talking. Go for it. I'm listening to you. I'm trying to guard him up here. I don't know if you'll be able to do it on your phone. I know I do it on my phone but it took some practice.

Speaker: You gotta get when you when it when it tells you to create account just get your username. Use your email in the password. You have an account. So it's a broadcast. I said tell me upcoming and past. There is. Broadcast videos, destinations, members, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Speaker: You should see the nonsensical nonsense to those books. Sounds really complicated, but it's actually not coming for those of us to do it on the regular is not right. Yeah, I guess. Trying to find this list. And Jason is actually tired. It was a good day. So, uh,

Speaker: right? While they're doing that, Tony, I got something for you here. I'm listening. Go ahead. These are, we talked about wrestlers' real names. Yes. You've got actors and actresses' real names. Should be a link to click on. I mean, yeah, Rick, but he's new to it. Those of us who live stream on the regular, and I gotta say this myself, because when I first started getting on with Ted, I was having crazy complications. Sometimes you get that stream, y 'all link, it'll take you to the home page. There's the one, the high button, the high button for finally. Yeah.

Speaker: Uh, so, uh, Katy Perry, do you know her real name? No. Yeah. So it just brought me to the broadcast. Understood. As you know, upcoming broadcast. Okay. Come all the way out of it. Close the window all the way down. Okay. Close the window all the way out. Come all the way out of it. Close the window all the way out. This is riveting stuff. Easy riveting. Katy Perry, what would you say her real name is done?

Speaker: Really that's a real name go back to the link in my room again click on to see if I send you to a broadcast Okay, Tony, here's one Demi Moore I've seen her real name. I forgot what it was

Speaker: It's actually, I've never heard it. Demetra. Demetra. Gaines. Gaines. You have no upcoming broadcast. Lagoos has passed. You haven't completed any yet. Okay.

Speaker: That's so weird. They should be able to. Are you all on the iPhone or Android phone? I am on Android. Okay. I want to say he's on the iPhone. It's not going to work so far. Let's just talk about that. Okay. So he's on our computer. The school one is working. So let's check your mic and camera. Yeah, that's what you want. That's what you need to hear. That's what you need to hear. Use the computer. And don't say nothing to get you kicked out of school up here.

Speaker: I forgot his name. Alright, so I'm in your studio. Get out of the airtime room. This motherfucker left already. Yeah. Get out of the airtime room. Hello. Stop clicking buttons. You don't know what the **** they mean. That's how they mean. Yeah, don't click anything. Yeah, there you are. Right? Haha. Until autumn, I said hello. Hi, Tony. I had to tell you all you love for him.

Speaker: Okay, good. This is polar bear. This is one of the little homies off of airtime .com. One of the rooms that I'll be in one of the apps that I'll be on. He's a little young knucklehead, but he's good with conversation. There's that insight. He's interested in doing better in life and I keep him around. So nobody thinks I'm crazy about me talking to young folks. Watch your mouth. You're on a school computer. The missus is right there. I'm not your grandpa. Grandpa D don't lie.

Speaker: that's because I was around all the time. Doesn't make us family. So, I have a question. Is token okay? Token what? Not a cigarette. You can't say that. You can't say that. You'll get shot by me. I'll get shot? Oh my god. You can't call. You cannot call him the token black guy. He gets very upset. I will shoot you. No, no, no. You're talking about this. I mean, is it? That ain't what he specified. Oh, okay.

Speaker: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Speaker: Well, my regards. He was literally here. He sent us a message. He says, guys run with it, not feeling well. Okay. I think I know why, but - Is he pregnant? Oh my God. No, I don't know what's wrong with him. Possibly. Possibly. I'm on my phone back. Yeah. Hey, Sadie.

Speaker: What? I just hit the bong. Thank you. That's my mother.

Speaker: This is the day's youth, ladies and gentlemen. This is true. Yeah, exactly. They couldn't figure out how to go on a live stream. I was on a cellular device. I did my entire tattoo off. Ladies and gentlemen, since you heard that, let me be clear. On my phone. I had zero issues. It's because on my phone, it shows this.

Speaker: like it don't show the actual link like it does on the computer like it did on the computer like there was an actual like https like link there on the computer on my phone it doesn't show that link uh i think it only shows the link when you go through facebook

Speaker: Really? I don't know. I've never, I've never gone off the link off. It shows me like your Twitter or your TikTok link and all that in your Twitch link, but it don't show me like, um, this link.

Speaker: Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait. We had an hour and 44 minutes. We told everybody the second hour to get up here with their questions, grants, opinions, and suggestions. We got two new people that I just met three months ago who beat the rest of y 'all the fuck up here. What are y 'all doing? I told you, Tony, they're not going to come. They're scared. Even though Chris isn't here, they're still scared because they know I will verbally abuse you. I will verbally abuse somebody that was talking shit on Wednesday. So this is why I don't listen to people when they talk shit.

Speaker: because you don't show up when you're supposed to.

Speaker: You know better you watch the damn show you were just here you told you the second hour and you still ain't here Run away type and run away. That's what they do And like I said as after tonight if nobody shows up then if you come in here talking stupid shit I'm gonna just block you and call it a day cuz I'm sick like blocking people is the strongest power on social media

Speaker: It's not It's not but at the end of the day, I don't need to see it because It's not like you can run away You know what? I mean? Like walking is like your way of putting that wall up and it's like if they take Exert their energy tech get over that water. He's contacting you over the same stuff I

Speaker: I feel old. You sound old. How old are you in all honesty? I'm only 19, but don't do these. You brought a baby in here, Tony. Well, I'm 21. I stand. Jeff. Yeah.

Speaker: I'm only 19 but uh my dad was 53 and he was old and he did these do I am I old or did I just get raised up in the uh older era of like having books and stuff in front of me instead of like video games I don't make this shit up

Speaker: I would rather have this in my hand than a controller to be honest. I'd like to be outside instead of sitting in front of a computer screen or something.

Speaker: You know, I'm allergic to the sun. You spend more time up here than the people talking shit. Get your asses up here.

Speaker: You know, one thing that I, I just, I don't get when people want to talk stuff over the internet is like, I've had plenty, you know what I mean? Like, uh, arguments or, you know, talk, just conversations with people that have gone, you know, South quick because of, I said, or, you know, didn't agree with what they do. Okay. But here's the thing. And I mentioned this before.

Speaker: It comes down to what Chris Rock said and Tony you heard it today when you started watching this special Most of the people that talk shit on the internet have never been punched in the face. Oh, yeah Cough that loud

Speaker: But but here's the thing, you know We've mentioned this multiple times when you when you talk shit on the internet. There's no repercussions to what you say right, of course not unless you're in London because 200 people were arrested last year for talking shit on the internet. No way. Oh, yeah. I just saw that today So but you're keeping your fucking mouth

Speaker: Send them to London. Pack them up. Yeah, exactly. Go on over there. Have fun because like somebody got on there and started talking shit about something and they literally within 12 hours, they were arrested for it. Damn. It's like, you know, so go on. Keep talking shit. That's basically what I keep saying, you know, right? Good luck trying to arrest me. I live in Mexico.

Speaker: Do they have cities like we do in here in America with kind of like more villages not like Grasshuts and we all eat tacos all day

Speaker: that's right yes they have cities they have one of the biggest cities in the world called mexico city it's kind of ironic not really i mean i don't know if i'd call it like name it after its own like country it's the capital

Speaker: Oh, well then I guess that makes sense about one minute. He'd show your ignorance. Tony, I'm going to have fun with this kid. Like, look at this. Someone's showing you. Mexico City is fucking massive. I was there, let's see, right before New Year's. The wife and kids and I went out.

Speaker: In that city, it's very much like New York. You literally don't read street signs. You look at buildings, go, I know that building. I know if I'm in the right direction. Damn. They have the tallest building in Mexico City.

Speaker: that well that's actually there's one being built that's going to be taller but uh it is uh i think it's 120 stories something like that holy shit they have one of the coolest things i've ever seen it's called the bbva it's a banked building and at night it slowly changes color

Speaker: Oh, see that's cool as hell. It's in the shape of it. It looks like it's it looks like it's made out of connects. You remember it connects? It looks like it's made out of like an erector set. There are two young for connects in erector sets.

Speaker: The next rule, Tony. He told you his age. I know. OK. He's got Google. You don't think that I know what it is, is it? I mean, I don't. But that's besides the point. The next word, the next evolution of... Lego and robotics.

Speaker: No, no. Connects were plastic and they snap together. Okay, I do know what it is. Different shapes and you can literally make a truck or a roller coaster out of them. They're really fucking cool. We would make a monster truck and if it hit too hard, it would break. Dang. You put it back together and it just pushed again. Okay. Yeah, it's kind of like a plastic erector set basically.

Speaker: And it's staff together really fucking dope and then I think they still saw They're kind of like kind of like Lego technique. Okay, but I Wasn't allowed to have those Okay, yeah, you know they are yes, yeah But this building looks like it was made out of connects that is so cool. It's dope

Speaker: man and it's that building is uh 80 stories where we were staying we would i took the kids to the zoo uh they have an amazing zoo in mexico city and it's a it was a hour walk one way to get to the zoo because i don't take cabs in mexico because everything's walking distance because i'm like what time is it is eight o 'clock uh and

Speaker: We went to the zoo, and the way I found my way back, I was like, wait, where's the BBVA? There it is. OK, we're going the right direction. OK, we're at the BBVA. We need to have it behind us on the right hand side. We're good. And I knew how to get back to the hotel. Because when I first moved to Mexico, I drove through Mexico City. It took me two days to get out of it.

Speaker: because it's extremely confusing. They have very much like they have in Europe. They have roundabouts.

Speaker: What the **** is she doing? So, when you get to an intersection, there is no stop light. You just roll through. Do you need to turn the camera off? Okay. No, no, no, no. She's she's laughing at a text message. My sister did uh I'm texting back and forth with my sister cuz my brother is at my uncle's fix in my car and somebody put my car together wrong. So, my brother looked at it and said, that's put

Speaker: the the the the the

Speaker: That's this guy right here. I can watch, I can take something apart and like watch how I took it apart. But if I try to put it back together, shit, good luck talking to me on that. There's people that have problems with that with Lego blocks. Hey, I used to, I won't ever have that problem. I used to take my car part like six times. Damn. That's why you don't leave the house and drive anywhere. Okay, so I do have a question. Is it okay if I do some more time on camera?

Speaker: Well, I just don't want to ruin anything or mess it up. Have you heard this show? That's a bad boy. Okay. Have you guys ever seen the, uh, uh, it's like a little basketball game and you have like the little metal balls and you're like, you bounce it off the trampoline and try to get it in like the little like, um, I don't know. Look at Jeff's face. I'm so confused. I, I, I don't remember the name of it, but it was like,

Speaker: It was a thing to where like it had like a little catapult thing on the. Oh, okay. I know what you're talking about. It's almost like a, it's a, it's a catapult and you shoot a little plastic ball. No, it's a metal ball. Okay. So it's old school. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. One of the older ones, I swallowed both balls. You what? So one night I was sitting there. What have you done?

Speaker: And I had them in my, I don't know. I was just like, I put them in my mouth for some reason and then they kind of just went down my throat. That was one hell of a conversation to have with my mom though. You will never live this segment down. Oh dude. We will never forget that. I'm still trying to live down Michael B Jordan. Oh. Because that guy was Michael Jordan's son.

Speaker: I could, hey, hold on, I could see, I could, I could see and understand. Right, you could see the confusion, right? For sure, for sure. These guys couldn't, these guys couldn't, they were like, I don't, why would you make that distinction? Oh, because they have the same fucking name?

Speaker: and he he has about that right age too. You know what I mean? Michael B. Jordan is about that age. He's he's he's young enough to be Jordan's. We're about to hit hour number two. I'm going to play the song. I was going to say, yeah, pick a song. I'm going to play the song. Apparently, all the opinionators and suggestions don't want to come up tonight. I told you.

Speaker: I'm cold. I need to get back under the blanket. random. He he was dead and serious too. He was dead. I was no but but and polar bear can back me up. You can see where I can make the mistake. I can. I definitely could because for the longest time II did the least see that Michael B. J. I'm not the **** only one because I've never heard anything different until these two ****

Speaker: We are about to be at hour number two. Glick is not 100%, so we're gonna hold this show back. We got Poehler in the house. His wife, Autumn, is in the house with him. They are special guests for a temporary time frame. Y 'all give me five more minutes afterwards. I'm gonna lay me some motherfuckers out. I think it's time. They're not coming, Tony.

Speaker: For the record, Glick is a big fan of Blacktop Mojo. I'm going to go ahead and put another one of the songs. Y 'all already know my two favorites, and y 'all probably going to hit them tonight. I might add a third if I feel froggy. However, we're not going to ruin the broadcast. The bill will still be open. For those people who were suggesting the other night, the link is somewhere that you can get to it, use it, access it, and utilize it due to the fact that you wanted to have your opinion heard, and you wanted everybody to hear and see it.

Speaker: That being said, stick around for the next break. We appreciate you coming through. We appreciate you coming through. Everybody who's been in the chat, thank you all for being here. We'll be right back after this.

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Speaker: of the Nonsense Conounces podcast, episode 236. Catch us on all podcast and streaming platforms. We are currently, right now, Facebook, YouTube, and Twitch. You can also find us on Twitter. Somebody has cross -tweeted us or retweeted us. You already know what it is. Any complaints, any issues, any concerns, since a bunch of y 'all don't want to come up on camera. The Nonsense Conounces podcast at gmail .com, all one word. Glick is not 100 % right now, so myself and Jeff are holding this show down.

Speaker: Y 'all had the last hour to get y 'all answers up here. I don't know how the fuck you watch every episode, got everything to goddamn say, then the time for you to say something, you don't show the fuck up. This is what I be talking about. This is what I be talking about. Even when I did my amnesty hours, people wouldn't show up.

Speaker: Got opinions got something to say always have some shit to say always want to start some shit when the time comes for them I would have pulled up. I just didn't know what time it was You forgot

Speaker: You asked me for two days and you forgot. I did. Marijuana affects short -term memory. This is the current situation of your regular motherfucker in today's society. Look, look, I broke my TV today, okay? I've had a stressful day. You broke a what? I broke my TV. Why? Wow. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Before you answer, Tony, how many TVs have you owned in your lifetime?

Speaker: I know you got one of the first TVs but. The first baby crib was an old TV set so far. How many TVs have you owned in your lifetime? About a three or four. Really? I've owned like 15. I'm talking like since the first TV I ever bought. I've probably owned like 15. I've never broken a single TV.

Speaker: Autumn got into an argument over the game and then I was going to break the game system, but she bought it. So she grabbed it and I kind of just like looked at my TV and I was like, well, I can't play a game if I have a broken TV. And I was like enraged. It just, I don't know. It's like one of those arguments. But I've never taken it out on my TV. I mean,

Speaker: until it was doing something stupid. That's why I'm waiting for him to tell me because he got real quiet.

Speaker: I've been letting a lot do it. I'm not going to justify it. Well, no, of course not. There's no justification for it. No, no, don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong. When my wife and I fight, and people for like 10 blocks hear us, because my wife is Irish Mexican, or Italian Mexican, and I'm Irish German. So when we fight, world's end. Right. We've destroyed a lot of stuff. I've broken more doors than I can count.

Speaker: I want to but I can't One thing that I one thing that I can honestly say is just look it hasn't even started kicking in yet impulse impulse is a bitch

Speaker: No, no, no. The impulse to break the TV. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Bad for sure. Got into an argument over a fucking video game and broke a television. Well, I've seen people. Because they lost a fucking match or something. Oh, I'm serious. Hey, hold on. A game I've gotten severely pissed off about. Like I've taken a discount and broke it, but I've never like destroyed the TV because of the.

Speaker: Well, one thing is is like when I was younger I was bad at everything my cousins always what my ass said everything and when they did It wasn't just shit talk. It was like Matt like it was like loads and loads and like, you know You never lived it down and we were like brothers, you know what I mean? And so

Speaker: Instead of, you know, it's like, Oh, well, I'm just going to keep going to get better. It's no, I'm going to get better. So I can do this shit to you. You know what I mean? And then that's it. Like, you got old school, reverse more for sure. You can't get better. That one's that your cursor. Yes.

Speaker: Yeah. You need the link. We can hear you. Oh yeah. Sorry. I was helping Bobby to get on there. We don't know Bobby. Okay. Look, this is true.

Speaker: The glass on the TV cut my finger and then you can show yourself before you catch a domestic and lose everything again. So cut that shit. Hey, hold on. If there's never do.

Speaker: One thing in this world that I will never. There he is. Put my hands on a female. At least he made his bed. I never said he did. You said domestic. You're missing my point. Yes, because if you put your balls in the house, what do you think the kid says? Yes, but domestic violence is not just hitting a woman. It's literally making a ruckus. You can get, you, as we say, the dude got arrested for looking at a girl at a gym the other day. Really? And he, as Tony stated, more than two seconds is considered lurking.

Speaker: leering wow leering same difference leering domestic violence can get against you if you yelled you loud that's crazy i see i didn't know that i'm trying to tell you that's what you got to remember you're just going on like if you have an argument you got to be careful what what you're saying

Speaker: So for those of you who don't know Bobby shadows, one of the dudes that kept me straight when I was on Haps also showed me some other platforms, a live stream and multi stream more when Haps went down. He's been an asset. He's a little wild, a little crazy. He's a little out there, but he actually stuck around more than the liability. Yeah. What's going on with you? Not much.

Speaker: If you stick on top, if you stick on topic, I have multiple certificates under my belt of sexual harassment training is what you guys are talking about. No, no, no, no, no. We're not talking about sexual harassment. We're talking about domestic violence. You can get busted for domestic violence for breaking that TV. For domestic disturbance. I didn't know that. Domestic disturbance. Yeah. That's crazy. Let me get that out.

Speaker: Well, you you're you're significant other or your neighbors would have to call 911. Right. Which they've done in society. Yeah. Society. People dial 911 to ask for directions nowadays. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hold on. Let's take it. It's become a crush for society. I hear the dog drinking water. That ain't my dog. My dog. That's his dog. That's how fucking loud that was before that. Well, if you can adjust that. It's a fat one.

Speaker: I can adjust that. And don't get me wrong. I always understand background. What's up, Bobby? What you got? So is this live on something? Yes. Oh, yeah. We're live on Facebook. We're live on Twitch and we're live on YouTube. Oh, wow. Every week. Three times a week. Damn. So the whole thing comes down to...

Speaker: We had some of the folks come in Wednesday night. Jay and Lenny were two of the most vocal. We had something to say against the show. Debbie was somebody who cracked the joke and pissed the click off. So he said he was going to put the second out of the show and then send it to people.

Speaker: Uh, pitch Jeff off to was going to dedicate a second hour to show to the people who wanted to get suggestions, get their opinions, just give a little amnesty hour. Um, James showed up in the first hour. You put James showed up in the first hour. He told him to come back on the second hour. The second hour came polo dealing when it showed up. He ain't got an issue with the show. He's trying to be on the show. Okay, cool. So now we're at the third hour and you're the first one to show up, but you had a problem with the show. So this will be my question to you. Yeah. Opinion suggestions concerns issues with the show. Please go.

Speaker: You put Lenny with Jeff? No, Lenny was in the chat and Jay was in the chat. Okay. There was a chef and they were taunting Jeff. They were taunting. No, they were talking shit about the show about the they don't like that Tony's on the show with personal. Bobby knows all this. Bobby knows all this. You gotta find a way down there. And for some reason, I got dragged into this. I've been nothing but nice to anybody.

Speaker: And I got dragged into where I'm the quote unquote, one of the bad guys. Yeah. And it's and it pissed me off because at the end of the day, I've been nothing but nice with everybody. And I got called out. I said, you know, I'm done. It's not going to happen. And I agreed second hour. If you've got a fucking problem, come on up. We'll talk it out. Well, but I'm going to defend myself. And of course, nobody showed up because they're scared. Yeah.

Speaker: I would have been I have no qualms in telling someone to go kick fucking rocks But it like the thing is I've done Chris for 30 years

Speaker: We've been friends since high school, 25, 30 years. And I know he's not the guy he presents on the show, but it's an act. This is what we do. Chris plays the asshole. I play the dumbass. Tony just plays Tony. Where's Chris at now? Chris is not feeling well. He's under the weather, actually. Oh, does he have COVID? No. No.

Speaker: I won't get into the details, but he uh, no problem. Hey, if he needs a higher redheaded, uh, masseuse, I'm available. I'll massage the mother fuck out of them. Ladies and gentlemen, I don't make this shit up. Oh no, you can't. I don't make this shit up. The only thing you make up are my bedtime stories.

Speaker: I'm gonna need you to make up your grades. How about that? Hey, Tony, did you see how I changed my name? Tony, did you see how I changed my name? I see that, Bobby. Do you like that? You like that, huh? I like that. We're related now. We're brothers. Everyone raise a fist. Tony's not actually frozen, I'm just saying. Tony Daze. I can see it now.

Speaker: Oh, Sadie, apparently you were right. Again. Oh, is Sadie here? Yes, she's in the chat. You can't see her. Tell Sadie I said hi. Sadie can see you. She'll say you're sorry. She's on tour. Bye, Sadie. Have you guys...

Speaker: Okay, so have you guys ever done any mushrooms or anything? Thank you. No. No? Okay, here's the thing. We've actually discussed this on the show before. You could probably count on one hand how many times the three of us have forgotten. This is very true. Right. I'm the bald of fist. Listen, we know each other. I've been trying to keep a job and get a career in my life. So no, I'm not. I haven't done anything. Oh, okay.

Speaker: Even in my youth, I didn't do it because they wouldn't hire you if you failed the drug test. That's a fair point. Right. Back in my day, they wouldn't hire you if you had an earring in your ears. I don't know what the fuck you little young motherfuckers are doing. Grab a D, right? I love what he said. Back in my day. Well, you got to make it to my day in the first place. That's a fair. I learned that from my elders. I like that. I like that. I learned that from my elders.

Speaker: Listen, I do a lot of smokers or your little smokers in brand new uncontrolled substance habitual users. Hold on. Hold on. I just got to see which other. What? Time out for that. Hold on. Take your time. When I when I first did shrooms ever, I was around somebody who had who had done it plenty of times. So it's not like I went in. You know what I mean? Like I just did this. Right. But here's my question. Here's my question about that person.

Speaker: Okay. Did they have a full time job that yes, quote unquote considered respectable. Do they only own house all that nine yards? I feel like his job was possibly respectable and you know, he has, he has in mind his career.

Speaker: He had a job. If he had a career, I'll never take that away from him. However, for me, I'm going to tell you like this poll for real. The reason I haven't done anything because I can never make enough money. And if I ever took drugs, it was on my record. The higher paying companies would never hire me. Right. For sure. I understand that completely. Just being honest, I've always wanted to be a millionaire. Oh dude, who wouldn't? Like, honestly, that's the focus right now. Who's sitting there smoking?

Speaker: You know that's a fair point. That is definitely a fair point. But Jeff, as you were saying, my buddy, so me and him, I'm older than him. But he had, what would you say? Have you ever been to like a garden center? Like Home Depot style? I don't know. It had like, kinda? Like, I'm not sure. It was - Like where you buy supplies?

Speaker: Well, no, no, no, no. Like there was a grocery store. And then when you walked out back, there was like a garden center so you could get like, okay. Yeah. So was working at one and like that his family had owned, right. And he had left and he currently.

Speaker: or well recently was in Oregon and he was doing like an apprenticeship, right? And they pretty much stand there. Well, in Oregon, in Oregon, much like California, you can pretty much get away with anything. You can smoke whatever you want up there, Oregon. And regardless, your legal life, you heard. When it comes down to what Tony's like, depending on the industry you're in, like the industry Tony's in, Tony can't get high. He's going to lose his job, period. Right.

Speaker: Not just a paycheck, I'm gonna lose benefits in retirement. I'm not smoking shit. Exactly. Right. I'm trying to be as comfortable as Bobby is right now. He ain't worried about a damn thing and I ain't dead yet. Where myself, in my job, I work from home. I spend 12 hours a day on my computer. And I make really good money.

Speaker: Okay. I could literally get high all day long, still do my job, but I don't because I don't like to be high. Okay. However, out of the three main hosts on the show, I've probably been the high, I've probably been high the most. Okay. Because I would, I would probably say Tony's probably never been really super high. Chris, Chris, you could count on one hand how many times he's been high and I've lost count.

Speaker: Okay. And the only reason I've lost count is because I hang out with a bunch of fucking pieheads and they're like, Hey, you want to hit? And I've known people in my life. I've known people that smoke weed all my life. I've never seen them act the way this generation acts. And this is nothing against you or anybody else. I'm just being honest. There's been a change in weed smokers since the fucking nineties to me. Oh yeah. I don't, I don't understand. Y 'all are new weed smokers to me. The old smokers that I knew they were in his public.

Speaker: Right, for sure, no. I dare say they weren't as distant and they damn sure weren't as open because it was a little private thing for them. Everybody's doing it as recreation. Exactly. I get it. I get the money out of it. But damn.

Speaker: I want to add something. It's like, even though, like, you know, I am of, uh, you know, a young, like this younger generation, but I, you know, I wasn't raised how these kids are getting raised today. You know what I mean? Like the way I got raised, like my family, like they showed me tough love, you know, but it was also like, take your ass outside, go play football, go play. Do something with yourself.

Speaker: And now as I was probably telling myself, I don't necessarily think that's generational. Honestly, I think it's regional. Okay. Like for instance, kids of New York nowadays are not being told to go outside. But kids in my hometown where I grew up with 2000 people, they're all popping up. Sorry to get a chance to jump in, but thank you for being here. Yeah. Talk to you guys later. Thanks for having peace. Toby. How you doing? Hey, Toby.

Speaker: But there were times where I only came in because it was time for bed. Right. And then it's time to do it. Yeah, it's time to do it. When the street lights came on, right? Well, we didn't have street lights because I lived on 27 acres. OK. My closest neighbor was my own house. In other words, he needed to be in the house before the wolves came out. Yeah, well, no, no. You just eat that up.

Speaker: We also didn't have wolves in my area. We had deer. The problem with today is you very rarely see somebody who would leave the house.

Speaker: We were, we were told to go to, we pretty much had to go take care of ourselves and we were allowed to today. I actually watched something today, Tony. Tony, I watched something today on TikTok and I thought about your and my generation. This is stuff we did. When you rode your bikes as a kid, build yourself a quick ramp. I have an old board and a two by four and a center block and jumpsuit. You had a hammer and nails to use because you couldn't use your dad's tools or permission.

Speaker: And at the end of the day. You found a board and you found a cinder block. Use that motherfucker. Or a log. Nowadays, kids can't even get on their bikes while wearing helmet. I didn't even know. I never owned a helmet. That's because they're dead dead dead dead dead. Listen, I gotta throw this out there. It's good. You're going to lose your shit, but I'm going to go ahead and say this. Today's kids aren't necessarily the same risk. Damn it, Polo. Oh, I'm so sorry. Fuck.

Speaker: Today's kids don't take the risk that we took because we're trying to make sure they didn't have the injuries or the damn consequences that we went through. I admit myself. Without those consequences, life injuries. Yeah, but we're the survivors. We're the survivors. We got to talk about some of the dead folks.

Speaker: Nobody died that I know of that. You know, well, because you left the fucking country now. I was in a major metropolitan area. Motherfuckers not taking risks. So I understand the protective parents understand we got to do this. But this also comes into the fact that we need to we as parents need to be there when our kids I still say Darwin's law comes into play when you're taking a risk. So I have a question when it comes to that, Tony. Yes. When so how protective is too protective?

Speaker: when it comes to a situation is that because this is how like I've even sat here and talked to autumn about how you know we were to raise our kids when you know we down the road have some and I what I said is I'm not going to be friends with my kids. You know what I mean? Like they're going to know that already. You're lying already. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're

Speaker: I changed my fucking mind. They are snatching up. Listen, hang on, Jeff, and I'm sorry. They're snatching up grown folks. When I go to the store, Jason is on my hip. Fuck everybody. If he walks too far away, I'm searching and I'm ready to bust down walls. I don't even play hide and seek. Really? No, because I don't know. You ever see the movie Ransom with Mel Gibson? That movie Ransom with Mel Gibson fucked me up.

Speaker: Really? Did you watch it? Did you watch it? Yeah, I've seen it like four or five times. Let me ask you a question. How real was that kidnapping to you? Oh, no. It was scary. I get it. That's my point. Did you ever see Greenland with Gerard Butler? Which one? Greenland. When they stole his kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you ever see Adam from the 80s? No.

Speaker: Watch that movie Adam from the 80s. Adam Walsh, when they kidnapped his son and he found his son beheaded. I'm not fucking around. Go ahead. What's up, Pena? I'm just telling y 'all the motherfucking truth. We got lucky. The Atlanta child murders, we got lucky. Let's just be a thousand. I don't think people are paying attention to the news.

Speaker: How many kids are missing daily in the United States and then in the world? And what are they doing with these children? Bad things. You haven't defined it yet. That's why you're not scared. No, I get that. And I'm going to go ahead and tell you the truth.

Speaker: Well, Tony, OK, so there was I had seen on the news this one time when I was still living with my mom and they said that there had there was a man and an area where we lived at that time who had tried to grab a kid from Walmart.

Speaker: And any time we went to Walmart, like I even started having nightmares about my brother and sister, you know, being snatched up and like I watch it. And when it came, you know what I mean? Like in Walmart, when my brother would like start wandering off, I'd be like, get your ass over here. Like, you know, do not leave my side. My brother and sister would. It was like, you know what I mean? Like you can't do that. Like that, you know, there's a degree of like

Speaker: what I'm gonna let you do, you know what I mean? But like, when you start going away and I can't see you or mom can't see you and then she's like, oh my God, where is he? And it's like, you know, that's the scariest part. And I, you know, I couldn't let him like, after I started having nightmares about it, I couldn't. Not at all. There is a such thing as overprotective or toprotective. And I have an amazing example.

Speaker: of my brother -in -law. He is 18 years old. He's never been outside by himself. His mom won't even let him go to the store and pick up cigarettes for him. Damn. And it blows my mind. I'm like, dude, you're 18. Well, you know what I was doing when I was 18? I was 18. She's one of the grown ass adults. I'm gonna let y 'all know for real. And I agree, Tony. Now, back when we were kids,

Speaker: the threat wasn't as big as it is now. Now the threat is real. But I don't know if you see this on the news about the Americans that came down to Mexico and kidnapped and a couple of them died by cartel members. Say what now? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay, okay. Did you see what the cartel did?

Speaker: I don't want to. No, here's the kicker. Now, these guys know I heard they got they got they got people baseball bats on their knees, I think. No, no, no. OK, here's what happened. These these kids came down to Mexico. I'm not sure what part of Mexico, but they came down to Mexico and decided to act full pool. That's paying it and they acted full in front of the wrong people. Is that what happened?

Speaker: Well, there's multiple stories. One of the stories is that they tried to rob a pharmacy and the cartel was in charge of said pharmacy, but there's a small group of the cartel was in charge of said pharmacy. That small group grabbed these people, kept them for a couple of days, ended up killing two. The head of the cartel snatched up the guys that took these kids

Speaker: And these kids were like 20, 25, 30. Yeah, there we go. The head of the cartel took the guys that took these kids and turned them into the police with a note. We don't roll like that. We don't fuck with innocence. Payne, I thought you was bullshitting. There you go.

Speaker: These are the guys responsible. You with them as you will. See, see, see, let's clear something up. The cartel is only bad for what they put on the news. If you know anything about any organized crime, any gang, any crew, any posse, any whatever. If you ain't a problem, now they're a day to your ass. Right, of course. That's the number one rule people don't discuss.

Speaker: I got neighbors that are cartel vendors. Shut up. They're going to make you move. They will make me move. These guys love me because guess what happens when their car breaks down? They come to me. You fix it. Yeah. Okay. On top of that, these guys ask me for tips on their cars and like, Hey, what stereo system you put in stuff like that. And these guys are some of the nicest cats. Now I'm not going to cross them because I'm not stupid.

Speaker: right but at the end of the day if you're it comes down to if you're if you're acting a fool and you can you can that goes anywhere that goes anywhere if you're acting a fool or you violate a business or you didn't show any respect to anything that you know that was established or even if you came in blind being disrespectful that's your way yeah and see i i can i can understand that 100 because

Speaker: uh not to like sound like a stereo you know typical thing like oh i i lived in the hood you know it was scary no i when i did live in the hood i watched a cop try to come out and resolve a fight he got his ass beat and he ran to a squad car you know what i mean like it was ridiculous but one thing that i realized from you know living there and going through well you know the um just just how like honestly to me when i go to the hood i feel safe i don't know

Speaker: I'm like worried about nobody trying to kill you know, and the reason is is because if I keep my nose on my face and not in their business Who's gonna get you know, if I walk into the hood and I'm sitting Walking around like it's not scaring me or nothing. I'm not gonna talk with because then it shows That you know, I'm not a threat to nobody and that's one big thing who isn't that people don't understand It's like if you're not afraid, you know the problem exactly exactly

Speaker: And see, just like, just like the saying, you know, however, like, uh, the last time, you know, however much you do fuck around is how you find out you fuck around to the max. You're going to find out to the max. Right. Well, there's a, there's an area in Mexico city where, uh, the first time I went to Mexico city was like, uh, 10 years ago, something like that. And there's an area of Mexico city where you can buy anything.

Speaker: anything anything in a way any legal thing but you can find a quote -unquote knockoff or whatever really cheap and you know i'm a huge in the car series and and there's a guy in tapito in mexico city he makes one off 18 inch subwoofers up to 30 inch subwoofers i wanted a set of two two 18s

Speaker: And got to Mexico City with my wife. And I told her grandmother, I want to go pick my stuff with herself. And she's like, where is it? I gave her the address. She's like, you're not going there. Why not? She's like, white people don't go there. Jeff, how long did you get to Mexico City for where you were? It's an hour and a half, two hour flight, something like that. I'm about to say that ain't no drive. It's a 36 hour drive. Fuck that shit.

Speaker: I've never done the 36 hour drive. Well, I did it when I drove from Ohio to here. But like I said, I went to Mexico City this past year and

Speaker: with the wife and we're good they have a whole area that is literally street after street after street of vendors that sell anything you can think of I mean I found vendors for uh um piercing piercings where I can get jewelry piercing jewelry for like two cents a piece

Speaker: and you know where you buy stuff wholesale and I quickly realized we're in the area I'm not supposed to be in and my wife's like oh no it's cool that was because you're with her no she's that was then this is now a new cartel runs that area and they don't they don't they don't they don't worry about going in there where when I was there before they would kill you over a dollar

Speaker: But now they cleaned it up, the cartels cleaned it up, and there's an area in Mexico that is heavily cartel. They give out Christmas presents to the locals.

Speaker: And they literally like, and, and you know, people know the cartel are there, but nobody can pinpoint where their houses are. No, because nobody's going to snitch because what does the cartel do? They hand out free gifts all the time. They're like, hey, everybody want a thousand bucks. Here you go. And if you snitch you die.

Speaker: But I've lived here for 20 years and I've never had a single problem. Why? Because like you said, Fuller, fuck around, find out. But I have people all the time, aren't you scared to live in Mexico? No, because I can get mugged in New York just because I walked down the wrong street. And if you go looking for trouble,

Speaker: You're going to find you. Yeah, and it'll find you too. If you're respectful and you're nice and you don't give a fuck about what everybody else is doing, nobody's going to bother you. And that's worldwide. OG classic Jones is in the motherfucking house. Where you been? Because where you been? No matter where you go, no matter how you roll, you don't want to fuck around and find out.

Speaker: I thought there was still a piece of glass on my finger, so I tried to open the cut. Yeah, it didn't really work out too good, and I was bleeding again. What is this? But, um, so are you guys in like any Marvel movies at all? Tony's seen them all. So when Infinity War came out, I believe that was it.

Speaker: I'm not sure. I believe that was the one I went and seen in theaters. Like, you know what's crazy is in certain movies, like once you, you know, you get far enough, like, you know how the ending is going to play out. I think that in one of these Marvel movies, they should do kind of like a DC clash and, you know,

Speaker: I mean, I know they won't but like if they were to ever, you know what I mean? Like it would be such a like surprise I Did hear some news about Deadpool 3 This is gonna be the first Marvel movie to start breaking the multiverse. I saw that too. Oh snap They've already done it that's the bad part

Speaker: So, like, where the multiverse breaks so that you'll start having a lot more cross member, you know, thing. Right. They already did that with Loki and then they did it with Deadpool too. And then they did it with them in -game. That Loki series was dope as fuck. I don't care what anybody says. That was good. This next season is sick. Did you see that after? Did you see the after credit? It seems that, well, Ant -Man and... I haven't seen Ant -Man and Wasp yet. I'm waiting. I'm gonna need you to hurry the fuck up. Yeah, I haven't seen that either. Paul, I'm gonna need you to hurry up. Tony, I would have to leave my house.

Speaker: No, you wouldn't, Jeff. Yeah, I would. No, you wouldn't, Jeff. I can't find it on Disney. It's not on Disney. I've been looking. You want me to go to my flickster and watch it. I don't want to watch it through somebody's camcorder. Okay. I'll wait.

Speaker: i know like okay so you could get a fire stick jailbreak it yourself don't i don't even fuck with that i got websites for days for free movies see i i've never been like a real big uh computer person like gaming and shit you know like or phones i'm all right with you know i got a little bit of knowledge like TVs i got i got knowledge too

Speaker: But when it comes to computers, like, it kind of over, like, capacitates my mind when it comes to, like, technology, because it's like, I barely listened in high school, you know what I mean? And middle school... I barely graduated high school and I work on computers all day long. Damn. That's literally my job. See, I... I know you called a poll, I'm trying to tell your ass. What? Are you saying I smoke so much that I forgot? No, that the world is... You smoke so much, you don't do nothing to fuck else.

Speaker: And in all seriousness, my job, I deal with the IRS daily. I deal with people's taxes daily. I can't count to 10 most days. I can't spell for shit. And I send 150 emails a day. Damn. You really can't spell for shit. It's the truth. You can't spell for shit. It's actually mind blowing. I can't spell. I can barely read. Fucking exhausting. But last year, I made $180 ,000 doing what I did. Damn.

Speaker: I literally, and this year's looking to triple that. It's insane, but it all comes down to I'm clean cut guy. I don't do drugs. I don't do anything bad. I'm nice to everybody. And I fell into this job by luck. Because a friend of mine's wife called me and says, hey, you want a job? You're a good guy. Sure.

Speaker: And Tony will contest this. I'm in my office. I'm in this office every day. His boffice. My boffice for anywhere from 12 to 14 hours a day. Damn. And I make so much money, it's ridiculous. I literally, and here's the kicker. I don't even own a working car because all my money goes into properties. I own four properties.

Speaker: Hell yeah. Because four properties I bought cost me 100 grand. And all four paid off. And like I said, I don't leave my money in the bank. I make my money work for me. Right. Which is why. That's the stitch I'm working on. That's why. Now, when I get to that level, then maybe I'll go smoke with polo. Well, see, tell me, I don't care if I make a million dollars tomorrow. I'm still not going to go smoke up.

Speaker: Because I'm going to take that million. If my money could work for me too, I'd have to worry about it.

Speaker: Right, because you're not going to be rich. You're going to be wealthy. There's definitely a difference. I'm already rich. I want both. Well, right. But the difference between being rich and wealthy is, you know, down the line, that money is going to be there. Being rich, you know what I mean, is it's only here now. It ain't going to be down. All my money is going to be rich. They be wealthy. Okay. Okay. I get residual pay.

Speaker: So like, I'm already guaranteed 180 grand next year, but this year. Hell yeah.

Speaker: plus what I add to it. And then that next year I'll make the same amount that I made this year. And then add to it. Okay. Because based on what I do, that's how it pays out. I get paid, we have three programs. One of them pays one time, one pays yearly. Like if I signed somebody up on Wednesday, the 5th of January, next year and the 5th of January, I get paid again. Okay. On that same account. And then I have one that pays monthly.

Speaker: Hell yeah. And the one that pays monthly, uh, it literally just started and I'll be in eight months time. I'll be doing like a hundred camera. God, man. I have a little over 30 ,000 clients. Damn. I see what businesses are there. I'm Ellis from diehard. I do million deals for breakfast. Damn. So.

Speaker: Tony, I actually have a question. I want to know if I've ever told you. Do you know my real name? No, I like that. Yeah. Um, no, my real name or no, no, no, no, no, no, just the internet. No, you don't do that. They're going to find, they're going to find my real name. They're going to dig you up. Stop it. I'm helping you out.

Speaker: Okay. Okay. First piece of advice I gave you. Did it not better you? Right. Of course it did. First day I met you, I told you not going to be taking advantage of even though you're younger than me and motherfuckers like talking shit about goddamn thing. Yeah. Then don't give your whole name over there. Fuck that. I wasn't going to give my whole name. My first name. Why? I don't know because I feel like. No, because you don't give a fuck. Listen, let me help you out and everybody, your age and everybody beneath you and everybody younger than me. All you listen up right now, the very first minute you don't give a fuck, people take advantage of you. That's the running in the ground. Think I'm playing.

Speaker: I mean, I'm just saying, I know your name, I know Jeff's name, but you only know me bipolar. So? You only know me by Tony. Roll with it, dude. That's fair. If I could take my name off the internet, I would. OK, OK. See, the smoke, because I used to hang around, thought, y 'all just smoke. I'm working with you. I'm working with you.

Speaker: So you guys said you do this every Saturday? Three times a week. Monday, Wednesday, Saturday, 6 p .m. Okay, hold on. You're moving a little too fast for me, Tony. You smoke too much. That's why. All I need to know are the days. I just told you. Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Monday, Wednesday, Saturday, 6 p .m. Okay, Monday, Wednesday, Saturday. Awesome. Watch this motherfucker forget Sunday night. Yep. Believe it or not, believe it or not,

Speaker: We don't have a subject matter. Right. We actually try to, but then we start talking about everything else. Well, one of my clients, one of my clients, I have a lot of my clients actually listen to the show. What's up to all of y 'all, and I appreciate you all who do pay him or help him make money so we don't think he's mine. What's that? We'll talk to your client, not you. Go ahead, Paul. I'm sorry. Sorry, I'm messaging Chris.

Speaker: Oh, you're good. Oh, you're good. Could I get him back? Hold on, that's my stupidest question. I'm going to make it through the mic. I'm going to make it through. Okay. Monday, I'm not on the show because Monday is my busy day. During the week, like Wednesday is actually when the time change happens in the States, my Wednesday, my clocks do not change in Cancun. Okay. It's the one area of the world where we just don't change our clocks.

Speaker: Um, so when the clock time, when the clocks go back to your guys at six o 'clock will be my seven o 'clock Wednesdays will be easier for me. Okay. Because I work, I started nine o 'clock and I worked till seven every day. And on Wednesdays right now, I jump off at six, but I'm still working because my job is mostly type of stuff. Right. Which, which, what's getting this hilarious considering Tony knows how I spell.

Speaker: But I don't do Wednesdays. I don't do Mondays. Mostly these two talk about sports all day. And I'd rather hang myself. When Chris and I started it, we started on Wednesdays and Saturdays. The first couple episodes, we did like an hour and a half, two hours. Then we jumped it up three hours. And it's been three hours ever since. OK. 236 episodes later. Now, Mondays, I think you guys do like two hours, right, Tony? How's my audio?

Speaker: It was a little loud. Okay, my apologies. On Mondays, I try to do two hours. I want to do three. I'm cutting into two because I got to get up on Tuesday morning for work. Yeah. Well, that's been fun. Because there's times where on a Wednesday, we did like five hours and... Which is ridiculous. Like they ain't got to get up and go to work anymore. No. Yeah. You know, and it's all fun and good. We have a blast when we hit those five hour marks, but I'm literally sitting there going, fuck, I got to go to bed. I got to get up.

Speaker: I gotta be at work at nine. Granted, for me to get to work, it's literally five feet. I can literally work from bed, except for I run dual monitors. And running dual monitors from the bedroom is kind of a pain in the ass. I wouldn't doubt it. But my job,

Speaker: My new position that I just got put into is I'm head of customer relations and I'm basically the fixer. I float around to everybody's cases. You know, everybody has like 120, 200 cases at a time. And if a client has a question, it all runs into my phone. My phone rings 80 times a day if it runs once.

Speaker: Right and I'll spend the entire day with these headphones on talking and then I'll get on the show on Wednesday and talk for three hours Okay, so are you kind of like a customer support to or no No, wait, basically what we do right now. We do the employee retention credit what that is is businesses that were affected by the pandemic the the the American IRS

Speaker: Basically, what they did is they started the CARES Act. So if you're affected by the pandemic and you own a business, you can receive up to $26 ,000 per employee. Okay. I attributed to this. It's a refund on your payroll taxes that you paid out plus the IRS kicking in a little bit because of issues like supply chain issues, revenue issues, whatever, maybe federal local mandates.

Speaker: Okay. And I repeat myself about 400 times a day. Damn. Because literally every case is basically the same format. Okay. It's very similar. The only thing that changes is what industry they're in and how many employees they have. Everything else is working the same. I literally spent yesterday, I spent two and a half hours on a cannabis company yesterday fixing their product.

Speaker: That's one thing that I honestly wouldn't mind doing either was it was like a bud tender you know what I mean like at a dispensary because You know one thing that I can honestly say I haven't really been Really promise you that I didn't know that it all sounds well and good, but You can't be high on the job

Speaker: Well, of course I get that. I wouldn't be. You can smoke when you're home and stuff, but you can't smoke while I'm gone. However, some of the people I've talked to, I'm like, Jesus Christ. I'm like, how stoned is this guy? I feel more comfortable.

Speaker: You know what I mean like around like weed and stuff like I tried to work as like gas or at a gas station it didn't really work out too well for me because So I have anger issues like I could control my anger to a point You know what I mean and that day I just there was so much bullshit going on in my life. That's your age. That's your age And I just have major anger issues. I threw a desk in the teacher once because he asked me to get out of these papers

Speaker: As you get older, and I can see Tony relaxing now because he knows I'm speaking truth. As you get older, you do learn to control it more. The younger you are, the more you want to, I'm a man, I can show off. As you get older, you get wiser and you go, that's not smart. And it's literally, and I've stated this a million times, in your 20s, in your teens and 20s, you think you know everything.

Speaker: in your 30s and you feel like you're ready for everything but you're not right and right around 35 to 38 you slowly wake up one day and go yeah i don't think i know as much as i think i know when you hit 40s you will wake up and go i don't know fucking shit maybe i should listen more there's a reason why good lord gave me two ears and one mouth

Speaker: I should listen more than I speak and It took me a long time to learn that because I was being a guy that's five foot three If somebody looked at me weird, I'm like, let's go right and Over the years I've learned that that's not the correct response because you're gonna burn more bridges and

Speaker: then build right and see i understand that because when uh i was younger my thing would be looks if someone looked at me you know and i felt that it wasn't like they looked at me like i'm a monster or something i would like i'd you know i'd get like fired up and i'd be like all right well you know what i mean obviously he thinks that he's above me you know so it just

Speaker: you know and you know that though for your whole life the one thing you gotta remember is no one's above anybody right what their social status no matter how much money they have look i mean look at look at bill gates versus you know you both breathe oxygen bill gates got more money to know what the fuck to do with and he's an asshole

Speaker: He just did something with his time. Wow. If he actually really did the math, he stole everything he did. Damn. Oh my god. Watch the movie Pirates of Silicon Valley. You will learn some shit about Bill Gagey. Well, that motherfucker's not as far as he thinks he is. Pirates of Silicon Valley, okay.

Speaker: Okay, if you ask there was an interview recently with Bill Gates and this lady asked is Bruce Lee It's on British television. She's what have you contributed to societies as well. I built the DOS Program that he sees. Well, actually didn't you buy it from somebody else and then remarket it? I Did see that movie that's the movie I remember that's the one where it is That's the one where he's like, you know what it is. You have to make people watch you

Speaker: Yep. That was a hell of a damn phrase, because that's what you created Windows. That is a hell of a fucking good movie. Well, the kicker is, that phrase was when he was inventing Windows, and everybody started using Windows on their computers. That movie should be shown in schools. Because the one thing Bill Gates is really good at, as much as I want to punch him in the face, and I'll be the first one to tell him if I see him, I want to punch you in the face.

Speaker: is he is a shrewd negotiator. Like one of the best. And he will he will he will degrade you and make you feel like shit while being the nicest motherfucker on the planet to you. Holy shit. He'd be like, buddy, I got to tell you, you're a fat piece of shit, but I still love you. And you're like, this motherfucker,

Speaker: I'm going to pay with it because he said he loves me. You know, he's that kind of guy. And he's he's he's fucking evil. He literally, you know, his biggest problem with society is there's too many people. No. Fucking body else. Oh, you also need to watch that movie. Watch that movie on the movie about Facebook. Zuckerberg was an ass. Oh, the social network. That movie, he was an asshole.

Speaker: He is. I guarantee you that. That motherfucker stole. However, however, however, he did write the program. He said, what are you studying for? You go to Brown. I said, god damn. Here's the thing. He did write the program of Facebook. He literally. No. He made a new program. Stole the idea. Because what happened was, is the two twins came to him and said, we have an idea.

Speaker: and he basically gave him the idea of Facebook. Well, he took it to the next level, changed the concept very little. It was originally for college people that were Harvard graduates that could talk to each other. And it was only supposed to be Harvard. And then Zuckerberg was like, fuck, let's do all colleges. And then Zuckerberg was like, fuck it, let's do the whole fucking planet. And

Speaker: But there are some inaccuracies in that movie. He's not as much of a ladies man as he is in that movie. But very excellent movie, very well -represented of how these people are in real life. They're douchebags. Glick is sick. He's... Yeah, what's good? Yeah, Glick ain't feeling good. We're about to wrap this up, too. He said he might have had some bad sushi.

Speaker: Well, I'm gonna head out right now cuz I don't need to be in the kitchen but uh, thank you guys. It's been a pleasure. You know, it's awesome. Yeah, it's about that time. We're gonna pull up. I'm glad you made it. Appreciate you for being here. It says all of these. You do me a favor. Get the **** on. Alright, see you grandpa. We'll take care of him. Nice to meet you. Alright. Yeah. Please do. Alright, we're about to wrap this show up. I'm Jeff Roman. Wanna last longer. You got one. Alright, I'll pick. No, go ahead. I've I've I don't wanna move my

Speaker: motherfucker said he doesn't want to move his mouth. See, this is why I keep telling people. I literally have my head on my mouth all day long. I don't need to touch my mouth right now. There we go. Y 'all already know my favorite song. Well, one of the three favorite songs that I have up here. So, we're gonna run it at the end of this show. As the end of this show. Click, I hope you get better. Everybody, thank y 'all for being here again. We'll be right back after this.

Speaker: Inside, on the outside Day up, down in town, tired Oh, you're the young man, what's wrong with you now? You're still in silence, you don't make a sound Love me, I'm bound one time Her eyes, mine, me, mine

Speaker: She never saw me as they both went by Jealousy is killing me I'm drinking poison hoping I don't choke

Speaker: If I think it loud enough, do you think so?

Speaker: Drinking poison, hoping I don't show

Speaker: All righty. Blacktop Mojo is always bigger. So those dudes biggest amount coming through. You don't know what you did for good. Honestly, he looks up to you all. He loves your music. You've been dying to get you all up here. You gave him a milestone for this podcast and that's all the criticism. He receives up here. Honestly. Um, thanks everybody for being here. Uh, polar bear. Appreciate you coming through. Cam was good. Appreciate you coming through classic. Appreciate you coming through pain. Yeah. We got a random Rick.

Speaker: Toby My shoulder duck yeah, I came in the beginning J money you had a chance to come up here with two damn I was as you came in early and then I don't need to see you know Where I'm on your ass when I see you you tell me I'm on my ass too Mercy, thank you for coming through

Speaker: Uh, we don't I don't see anybody else I heard steve one who said the very beginning so steve one always comes through things as always Let me tell all y 'all something on the internet Stop talking shit if you can't back it up Stop starting shit if you don't want to face the music If you don't like something don't watch it you don't even have to comment on the damn thing Play it simple just stop fucking around with people's shit And until you do your own shit it's old

Speaker: I've talked about this more than once. I've said it more than once. I've been in places where we've done it more than once. This is the bad thing they wanted me to be. I ain't gonna probably be here for the most part. They done pissed me off. Adam pissed them off. Like I said, be grown, act grown. COVID is over. Stop acting like you're still fucking your head up. I had time tonight. I can go live right after this if y 'all want to.

Speaker: If you don't want to talk to them, go tell them I'll do it. Both of y 'all know what time it is. I'm not even mad at y 'all because we're willing to take the opinions, we're willing to take the suggestions and the recommendations. You didn't even fucking do that. So let these two dudes who grew up with each other and who know each other and who have a good time doing this shit with each other, let them fucking be.

Speaker: They invite somebody on you who didn't even go up a demo. We've been sitting here chilling ever since. We've been tripping out, we're bugging out. We've been talking real shit. We've been covering shit. And they actually have an audience. They've helped me to grow mine. So let me just talk to everybody right now. If we're not talking money, I don't want to hear the bullshit. If you're not broadcasting your damn self, I don't want to hear the bullshit.

Speaker: And I will go ahead man, I'm sorry content you got no or no dog in the fight and I give them that show me how to make more money than what I'm doing right now And we don't even do this for money

Speaker: We're not even doing this for money. We're not even doing this for money. I mean, if somebody wants to give us money, we'll take it. I'm not saying we won't. Yeah, some of you don't even have this many people to talk to on the fucking daily. Right. I'm still meeting new people every day on podcasts. This is my second broadcast today, because I did two of the spaces with Michael Bathurst earlier. OK, cool. And sent y 'all the invite. I like Bathurst. It's cool.

Speaker: Bathurst had to take a break. Y 'all got a chance to check it out. I need to retweet it and see if I can put it on my page, but we did it to a space about an hour and a half, and it was good talking to him. I actually got accused of following on his coattails. He's actually said he was following mine on how much of an inspiration I was to him. So can I have an interview with him as a broadcast? Yes. The person that was accusing you of following on his coattails, do they have content? They did. But do they have it now?

Speaker: I haven't seen them. I haven't seen them since last July. Their opinion is like a particle and it doesn't matter. In that person's defense, they did create, they didn't have a show. They were working on something. They worked and I'm going to say that honestly. But regardless of how you get your, your followers or whatever. Yes. Who gives a fuck? It's not like Bathurst is mad if you were doing that. No, Bathurst said his own. I get it. But he's inviting you up. It's called a collaboration.

Speaker: That's what I'm here for. And you know what, Jeff, I'm gonna say this too. I almost owe everybody an apology for trying to keep people together who don't want to be together. Yeah, I told you it's a giant waste of breath because if you try to make everybody happy, the only person you're gonna make yourself miserable. I am stressing myself out, but you know why?

Speaker: because I want everybody to get what I'm getting, so we can all make it together. I 100 % understand what you're saying. But some people, I have to go back to my man. What's an Alfred from Batman? Some people just want to watch the world burn, Tony. Yeah.

Speaker: And that's why I said, if anybody's going to come up on here, and I've already talked to Chris about this, I'm going to do it. If you come up here and you start talking stupid shit, I'm just going to block you because I don't have time for it. Yeah, I got it. The broadcast I did, I did a broadcast a couple of days ago. But I don't have the time nor energy to deal with stupid shit. I deal with stupid people all day long. And honestly, I don't put myself above either one of you on this broadcast.

Speaker: Right. I'm not saying that's something for the most part to say and I barely do that because I'm sitting here rolling with you all. You look kind of a mouthy. I'm very fucking mouthy. Now, I did no broadcast two days ago. Y 'all need to check out the return of the mayor perhaps. I wouldn't have had to throw it out there for people. Over the past three or four broadcasts, I've really been throwing it out there. I'm starting to feel that part of me that you all want me to be that I'm trying to do. Yeah, but at the end of the day, you can only be the nice guy for so long.

Speaker: because that's my point. I'm running out of patience and that's not good. And, and, and I'm one of the nicest motherfuckers you're going to ever meet because I just, I like everybody. I've never mean to somebody. If you and I have a similarity that people don't realize we like pussy and money. Amen to that. Yes, I do.

Speaker: But no, but what I'm saying is, if I walk into a room, and there's 30 people in the room, unless I know everybody in there, unless somebody's in there that I don't like because of something they've done in the past, if I walk into a room full of strangers, and there's 30 people in there, I'm gonna make 30 new friends. That's my chunk, even though it may not work. Yes. Right, but there is a limit to my kindness.

Speaker: If you cross me, you're done. You're dead to me. You don't exist. I've cut more people out of my life than I can count. And there's a reason why I don't leave my house, because it saves lives. I can rule with that. I truly believe that. Because if I literally went out as much as you and Chris do, and somebody pissed me off, I'm going to kill somebody. That's all there is to it. OK.

Speaker: You gotta realize people trigger you to make you pay your own consequences. That's why you can't do that. And I understand that, which is why I keep my little happy ass in my house. Well, you got a family. That's a bigger reason to stay home. Right. I've got kids to worry about more than your monkey asses. And that goes for a lot of what's up there. That being said, it's the end of the broad tennis. Just appreciate you. Get better. All jokes aside, Nikki, take care of them.

Speaker: Austin Buggy. Little home cash. He said he ate some sushi. He ate some sushi. Stop eating sushi. Stop eating gas station sushi. I don't know if he got it at the gas station. I'm just calling it that. I hope it's all right. Monday night should be myself and Glitch. 6 p .m. Eastern Daylight Time. Eastern State of the time. Is it daylight favorite time this weekend? I think it is. I thought so.

Speaker: So 6 p .m. Eastern, by your clock, says, but y 'all got cell phones to sit automatically. 6 p .m. Monday night, you should be seeing us. If not, it's probably because I might have a meeting that night. The book will probably be up there. We'll see how it's going. We'll check on itself more than anything. Thank you all for being here. Again, you should definitely see us Wednesday and Saturday. 6 p .m. Eastern Standard and or Eastern Daylight Time next week. Thank you all again. Even the people who want to see things, even people who want to see something better out of this.

Speaker: All of you who are following, all of you who are willing to support, all of you who are willing to improve. Thank you all. I'll say that myself. I've been up here a year. Well, once again, it's not about, I get people's basic suggestions and how we quote unquote make the show better. If you have said suggestions, use them yourself.

Speaker: because I honestly don't see us changing. I'm now segments and stuff like that. I'm in for those who are not changing. You two are not changing. No, we're not going to change the way we talk, the way we act because that's what brought us here. That's why I decided to do this because we, we have these conversations, the same conversations we have on the show would be the same conversation Chris and I would have just talking on the phone. Exactly.

Speaker: And in the words of Glick with that being said, Jeff can you give them the outro please? Deuces. Motherfuckers. Glick, when I'm gonna ask me to give you all my outro, I don't wanna be rude, I don't wanna be disrespectful. But it has become grown for status to a lot of people. Mother had ya, mother made ya, motherfucker.

Speaker: Because everybody's going to feel a way at certain points, especially when it comes down to the moment of survival. And if Chris was here, he would tell you all, be good, or be good. Bye, motherfuckers. And I would say, hit the motherfucking button. Y 'all be good. Catch y 'all later.