Nonsensical Nonsense 157 Doing what we do

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Speaker: What's going on, everybody? Happy Monday. Welcome to nonsensical nonsense. How you guys doing? Hopefully you had a good Monday. I am click. Sliding in this sun, bitch, sideways.

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Speaker: slash nonsensical nonsense podcast. As I said in the beginning, you already know who I am. I don't need an introduction, but I am Glick. And then we've got Fat Albert, AKA Tony D, join the room. Ms. Marvel, you are always eating, bro. You're late. I'm not late. You are late. The show started on time. I got a notification. It's only got a notification that came in. You're fucking late. Excuse me.

Speaker: I sent the notifications, the show had started and then you came in. I'm like, you showed it up late. I told you all I was going to be, I might be, I had to go buy scrubs and whatnot for a frosting.

Speaker: Uh, and to do this real quick, send this bad boy out real quick. So, and I knew I was going to be cutting it close. I got, I got home with like four minutes to spare. And, uh, through the broadcast all together real quick, throw it up here, sent the invite and, uh, started the show.

Speaker: all while trying to get changed and all that jazz. So, I got to do, minus the show, but I got to do crazy running around as soon as I get off work again tomorrow. I literally got to get off, run to Johnstown, pick up Buggy, run out to Tanger, get her pair of shoes, and then get back to Johnstown for her open house tomorrow.

Speaker: When your kids can drive? No, not yet. Oh, I thought they could. No, I wish Austin can drive. She hasn't even got her temperature. She's killing me. She is killing me, man. Get up there, girl. That's all I understand. I mean, when I was, I'm sure the same was probably for you, when you were 16, when I was 16, man, I could not wait to get my license. I couldn't wait.

Speaker: I went into that driver's test. I was out of there five days. And they mess around and put them cones out there and gave me a station where I can talk about going forwards and backwards. Shit. Yeah. I was just like, man, I don't think I was much over, I don't know, a couple of days past 16 and I had my driver's license. For my birthday, I went. And the biggest reason was to help my mom driving road trips, honestly.

Speaker: I wanted to help with that. I taught my stepdaughter how to drive. She did good. She wouldn't even get tired. Very proud of her. The oldest boy, he drive like me now. He all over the damn place. I got to watch him, but he gone. He good. He's good.

Speaker: Yeah, that's why I keep trying to push them like, you're 17 now. You still don't have your license and you're no bigger. I was like, you know how much easier life would be if you had your license? How much easier my life would be if you had your license? Well, not only that, but I mean her life too. I mean, shoot. She could work whenever she wanted. She'd take herself to school, you know,

Speaker: All that shit falls into place. Drive herself back and forth from practice. Uh -oh, I got a phone call. Hold on one second. All that jazz. Hold on one second. Hello. This guy. OK, I was going to say, this guy, he's as bad as Jeff, I swear. Take a phone call. Hello. You're live on the air. Who's calling? The names?

Speaker: The name's Cletus. Long time listener, first time caller. I just want to say, you guys are awesome. Except for that Jeff guy, because he sucks. So we're not wrong, Cletus. Sorry, I was just kidding. Basically got the trouble to his laptops. Oh, geez. Damn it, Jeff. How do you forget to turn to you? Never mind. How do you forget this shit? They just got him this shit.

Speaker: Did he forget it at your house or at school? I got it. I got it. Oh, is he already in school? He started, this is week four. Damn, already? This is week four. Wow. Mine starts this week. Two more days. Well, three, well, yeah, two more days, I guess. This is week three. Oh. Well, I guess I...

Speaker: The South does got to go back a little bit. It's going to start right before Labor Day, not to begin in the fucking August. No, Jody and I have talked about that. We're like, man, it feels like they go back because I, I, I'm pretty sure I remember going to school, starting on like a Wednesday. And then that, then that first weekend at school, you had a three day vacation. You didn't even do a full week of school. You already had a lot of vacations during the year too.

Speaker: they do get a lot more breaks than we used to. I was gonna say, that is something else that I thought. I wondered if they had more vacation time, more days. Well, yeah, they do because now they do a lot of these teacher and service days, teacher work days, teacher mental health day. Like they're just taking a day off. Don't teach me the break though. Don't teach me the damn break. We don't keep that from me. I am not shitting on no teachers, trust me. It takes a special person to be a teacher. There's no doubt in my mind. I know the hell that some of my teachers went through, not because of me.

Speaker: but just in general, some of the kids that were, that they had to deal with on a regular basis. I know the hell that they went through. And, you know, I had one teacher that I had an issue with, but she was a bitch, but we struck a deal. I had her, she was my English, senior English teacher. It was the only credit I needed my senior year to graduate. So she made a deal with me that if I, you know, had to do like three speeches,

Speaker: One had to be an impromptu speech. She would tell me when and what the subject was. And then I could look one up and then the other one was a subject of her choice. Okay. And then she said, if I, if I aced all three of them, then she would just pass me for the year and I would never have to come back. That means you was being an asshole. She was like 175 years old back then. And like I said, dude being an asshole. Well, it was a speech class and, uh, hello.

Speaker: I don't know if you guys can tell or not, but I can talk. But she just, I don't know. I honestly don't know what she had such a hard on for me for, but she did. And she made me that agreement. I was like, all right, bet you're on. She, she tried to get me with an impromptu speech about butter. It was only supposed to be five minutes. I was up there for 15 minutes and her telling me for five of those 15 minutes to get the hell out of her room.

Speaker: I said, I ain't done. But she did. I mean, she, she kept her word. I, I passed all three of those speeches according to her standards and stuff like that. And then she's like, all right, you pass my class. Don't come back. I'll see you when you graduate. If I look for her. I worked my senior year.

Speaker: That was the only thing that sucks is I literally went to work in the morning and had to leave just to come back for her one class. Once I got that out of the way, hell, I just went to work until one and then left that job and went to my other job. So. No, man, and them them scrubs are expensive though.

Speaker: I heard, geez Louise. And they're going through him like there's nothing. We pretty much got to dump them every shift to every incident. I think it depends. I think it depends. You just got to wash them and get them cleaned and everything like that. Because like their mom was in the medical field and whatnot. You should know that.

Speaker: What are you looking up? Me? Yeah. Nothing. I'm sending a message. Oh my God. Oh, have you watched Pray yet, Tony? No. Dude, you got to watch it, man. I don't have Hulu. I'm not worried yet. I heard good things. Oh my God. I've heard good things.

Speaker: It might be one of the best Predator movies. Is it a movie or a TV show? No, it's a movie. OK, good. I wouldn't have been mad if it was a TV show, in all honesty, because I would have loved to see more of it. I mean, how much more are you going to do with that is my first question. I don't know, but it was really good. Like I said, probably one of my favorite Predator movies out of all the Predator movies. Good.

Speaker: It tells me a lot. Because I'm like, damn, they done went to another planet, came back here, merged the two with me and shit. Yeah, I mean, they've done it all. But this was cool because, like, you know, this is like the first predator, duh, duh, duh, duh, whatever, you know? But it was pretty wild. I watched that last night. Oh, since Jeff ain't here, I did send a smoking invite. I don't know if he's going to make it or not tonight. No, he had not. He'd probably jump in when he can.

Speaker: Um, but I didn't tell him, you know, football. I got it. I'm an, I'm in, I'm in the league. I'm in, um, what are you, what's that? It's going to be 10 as a match. So I got me and Brian at the admins. Yeah. I see it was the 10 man roster. We're up to like four or five right now. You're going to fill it. You're going to be able to fill it. Yeah. It originally.

Speaker: Two more that's supposed to come off from air time. I was about to invite Toby, but I forgot we already had 10 damn people. When are you looking to do the draft for that? We got to get everybody in first. I'm easy as far as drafts go. You just tell me what time and when and I'll draft. I mean, for me, but Nancy already got a pre auto draft set, which is what I don't want to do. It's telling me, you can't set the auto pick until you get the full roster.

Speaker: Oh man, auto dress. I want live drafted. That's why I created my league this year. And I told everybody, look, if you auto draft, I'm booting you immediately. Why? Because I don't want to, because they don't pick their players. They just.

Speaker: let the draft pick the automatically the next bet. So I think it's the next one going on in their life. You said, I don't know. It don't matter because I tried to set the draft up and work around everybody's schedule and everybody agrees on it because like last year we had four people that auto draft. The motherfuckers ended up with like nine goddamn running backs. And then we're mad. And then we had been then half the league was barely even active. It was like, that's gonna be other issue. I'm just letting it play.

Speaker: Well, I told them, because it's most of the same people in our league this year, I said, anybody who's inactive two weeks in a row or more than two weeks, I'm booting them. I'm booting them the hell out. Because that shit was so aggravating last year. You know, nobody's active. You're trying to, you know, you get injuries and shit like that. That's what plagued me. I mean, I had, yo, I went, I went 12 and two last year.

Speaker: And both of my losses came in the playoffs. What's up, Steven Wonder? So I mean, I was basically undefeated the entire year. But I got injury playing, and then there's players sitting on rosters that weren't even active. And you're going to run into that. That's possibly a problem. Everybody's activity is going to matter. That's what I said. And Brian's schedule is so messed up, I'll probably look at something, doing something once a week.

Speaker: You vary by chance and do something real quick. Do it up here. Just set up your roster though. It takes five minutes. It takes five minutes to set your roster. There's no excuse for somebody not to have their roster set up. There's no excuses for somebody to have, which whatever, easy dub, easy dub, but there's no reason for somebody to be sitting there with half their team on the IR or on a bi -week and starting.

Speaker: They're not paying attention. I've seen the, I've seen the dude, I've been in league, I've been in leagues with him for 10 years. I watched him great for the first seven. After a while, I said, listen, man, cut these motherfuckers and just do a free league and start worrying about the money. You don't know how many emails I get. I said, I don't know. You know how bad I want to be in a pay league. Look at everybody, bitch and do it for free and everybody gets shut the fuck up. You know how bad I want to be in a pay league. There's plenty of them out there. How you not?

Speaker: I don't know anybody that will let me play in their play league. I'm going to talk so much shit. Probably because I take their fucking money every year. What people want to do something on the side in this one? Y 'all go for it. I'm just running the league. That's what I said for ours. I was like, anybody who wants to throw in some money, we can do a separate little thing. A little pot. All of us are waiting on them to respond. Yeah. No, I got to get St. John and Coachy supposed to be in.

Speaker: I think everybody. Yeah, I had to face army vet. He's going to be the one takes in the St. John's to get his spot. He used to be on hats with us. That's one of Chrissy's friends. He said he was interested. So I got I sent him an invite. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. Everything's set up. I just got to figure out how to do a lot of the settings and everything. I'll leave everything maxed the fuck out and won't care twice. I'll leave everything standard. Well, I mean, we don't have to do it on the show or anything like that. You can link up with me and I can, we can do it in an after show or something. You know how boring that's going to be for a podcast. Because a lot of people don't know how to set their own lead. They just know how to play. Well, start your fantasy meltdown show.

Speaker: instead of me doing it by myself and what I want to do is do a show with all of us in it which is. Do it. Do it Brian. I told you I'd come in and come with us with you guys. Brian's got to be home. You know, he's an hour two hour behind me. I know.

Speaker: He's an hour behind us. I try to get to bed before 11. I know I had that conversation with Cameron yesterday. Every time he's like, yo, you want to get out of play call of duty? I'm like, yeah, man. He's like, all right, I'll be out later. So what's later? He's like here in a little bit. I said, look, motherfucker, if you messaged me at 10 o 'clock, I ain't getting on to playing call of duty. I'm telling you that right now. And he's good for that, man. He'd be like,

Speaker: It'll be like 11 o 'clock. You know, I'm getting on really good. You know, my ass is laying the fuck down. Everybody gets on the computer when everybody else leaves them alone. I already know where it is. Yeah. I got to do the show. Ain't no problem. Like I said, we just need to... Me and you probably gonna be the most consistent broadcasts out of everybody. I will. I mean, if you... And like I said, I've never been a commissioner. There's nothing to me. No, I can... I go 32 teams, make everybody be a homer.

Speaker: I actually wouldn't be too mad at that. The last like five or so season. Yeah, I wouldn't be mad at that, but. That that is. That's one cardinal rule. I try to tell people don't be a home. Because.

Speaker: I did. That's my first couple of seasons. My first season, no, actually that's a lie. I've never been a homework because the Browns just were not that good. But even now, man, I still try to stray away from Browns players. Now I might, I might try to pick up Deshaun and just put him on the bench. I kept even though y 'all sucked. It was one Browns player. I kept the whole season. He got me 25 points a game. How was that?

Speaker: Oh, sure. Because he came from Alabama and I said, I'm gonna watch him. I watched Eddie Lacy. I used to watch, uh, what's the name that was in Seattle? Sean Alexander. But they, they booted his ass. No, I am. Um, I'm trying not to drive. I mean, like if I need a running bag and say chubs available, like I had, I had to cream hump was available last year and I had one of my running backs get injured. I had Derek Henry.

Speaker: Yeah. And Derek Henry last year. Yeah. But I actually worked out very well because I had Cordell Patterson and De 'Andre Swift and Joe Ass. The Joe Ass. Swift and Patterson were beasts last year. Because Swift and Patterson were getting the ball with them. Yeah. Both of them from shitty ass programs just killing it. I'm like, yeah, buddy. Green boy, he's on the bench. Cordell Patterson, good. I'm so happy for him being in there.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. No, I got to look and make sure we got a full 10 team roster so I can set up schedule our draft action. Commissioner ain't nothing to it, man. You set up the draft and that's it. Nobody complains. I mean, like I said, my biggest complaint is just people that are inactive and people that do auto drafts. I mean, I guess if you pick your lineup, but

Speaker: Nobody picked their lineups. They just did auto traps. So when you do that, it automatically picks the next best player. Now that I will give you. And then like, and then you get them inactive and it's just like, try to message somebody, Hey, come up off a couple of them running backs, come up off one or two of those fucking quarterbacks.

Speaker: I wouldn't give them money. They had to give me a decent trade because people like to trade to screw your team. And that's what I got tired. That's why I stopped trading with people. They always trying to set up the damn trade. I will offer a legit trade. I offered up Mark Andrew. I needed a quarterback. Who did I have? It was like two seasons ago. I can't remember the quarterback I had, but he got hurt. I needed a quarterback.

Speaker: So in a trade, I was going to offer Mark Andrews and I can't remember running the running back, but it was a good running back. We are halfway full as of right now. Um, me, you, I don't know who this is. Yeah. For, for like Kirk cousins.

Speaker: And the person I was trying to trade with counter my trade or counter my trade wanted my two top wide receivers, my top running back and Mark Andrews. And then they turn around and then they turn around and picked up Trubisky and they're like, we'll give you a Trubisky. Wow. I'm like, are you fucking stupid? They're like, you didn't offer me a fair trade. And I'm like, you're out of your fucking mind. You don't know anything about football. No, they don't know anything about football. I'm thinking Trubisky was

Speaker: fair trade for the guys that - Whiskey had a lot of potential. I just don't know what they was seeing. And - They were trying to screw me up or is what they were trying. They thought they were - Come on, we got drafted in the pros. I don't know who the fuck that is. Who who is? Oh, leave the shadows. You invited these people. Yeah, I'm trying to see who's who because I got it. I know me, you, rehab. This brand -

Speaker: League of Shadows or something? I don't know who that is. I really don't. I got to pull up if you want to look at it. Anybody out there, you need to know how to be a commissioner. Talk to this joke over here, because I don't. It's going to be my first go around, so I'm going to screw up. It's super easy. Of course, it's not going to show up all that well. Yeah, like I said, we can do it off the air. I'll walk you through setting up the draft and all that jazz.

Speaker: I can go through all that. I'm just trying to get everybody in first. I'm trying to have a confab with everybody. We're going to lay some ground rules for everybody to start bitching because I already know what's coming. I'm just a bitch, just a bitch. Case in play. Fuck, Tony. Fuck this commission. Who the hell hired Roger Goodell to commission? Oh, you forgot to set one up before me. And fuck you for trying to make one up after you so I couldn't get my shit together. Oh, I asked you. I wasn't sure if you wanted me to. And I didn't want to step on any toes.

Speaker: Well, no, I was talking about the fantasy podcast. I don't want to do all the work. I have no problem setting up a league. I just need everybody's information or I could have sent you the link and then you could have sent the link to everybody to join. I set up. I got me and Brian at the heads. All of y 'all are in. I got my, how am I have you went on? I think rehab, both of you have been commissioners. Yeah. Y 'all are winning for the most part.

Speaker: Y 'all know me to do more shit, I don't. Y 'all got that commission experience, I don't. It's super easy. Like I said, anybody listening, if you have any. I don't watch two of my homeboys go through that shit. Three of my homeboys go through that shit. Four. Four miles. I'm like, what are you mad at? I said, shut the fuck up. Oh, I don't get mad. I don't get mad at it. I enjoy it. You can get tired of all the bitching. Yeah. I set it up so that one person can win, and then everybody else gets screwed. And then they speak to me. I got time for that shit. Play the fucking game. Yeah. Nah, we.

Speaker: We know there ain't no there's no. There's no. You know, use a term from Euchre or spades or whatever. There's no table talk. There's no plotting and scheming. You just play out. You just play out now like last year. Yeah, now like last year. I told my buddy I was going to take a dive when I played him so he could get into the playoffs.

Speaker: But that was just joking because I absolutely demolished most people I played last year. I had like two, three close games. Outside of that, I was just embarrassing people. And if you looked at my team, you'd have been like, how?

Speaker: How? See, I'm gonna go ahead and say this. Gambling has taken over. You don't know who the fuck's gonna do what we, you know. Nah. Just play what you wanna play and sit your ass the fuck down. Nah, that's right. I gotta say it. Anybody who's listening, if you're in the fantasy football and you have a pay league, hit me up. Let me know. I ain't got no money this season, y 'all. Y 'all got it. Like, you know, 20, 30, 40 bucks paying. Let me, let me know. Let me get in. Let me get in. Let me get that. Hit me up with them links.

Speaker: He talks shit too, so y 'all better be ready. I do talk shit, but when you're as good as I am, you can talk shit. I'm just saying.

Speaker: If you got a free league, I don't have a problem playing. Just know this. I know who I want. That's who I'm picking. I don't care about nothing else. Just got to see how they're going to act as a team. If you got a free league, I'll join that too. And I'll still talk just as much shit. And honestly, I'm actually going chill because I really want to go for NFL .com championship. So anybody who's on NFL .com, hit me up. I've normally ran nine leagues a season. Isn't that what you got, NFL .com? Yes. I need an NFL .com championship. I got to give you an article. I just might. With the shit you talk, I just might.

Speaker: Yeah, problem. It's all gonna come down to the draft order and who the hell gets hurt? Draft order doesn't affect me. I'm gonna set my pre draft pick now. Do something. We're not doing the podcast or anything like that. Go ahead and do this for the podcast. People do not understand what it takes to set up leagues. I'm trying to tell you you to discuss this. You have play time right now. Yeah, it's called Tony D's fantasy meltdown.

Speaker: on whatever day he picks. Or he can not do it. And I just turned his mic. Or I can't do it. I actually had the top 10 I was going to do. Do it.

Speaker: continuation of a top 10 that we started a while back. Go. But, um, but, um, who the hell is it? Oh, man. Part two of this tattoo gets started Thursday. I can't wait. Cannot wait. Well, ink therapy. It's that good stuff.

Speaker: a doctor who sexually abused patients, killed themselves in jail. I know why. Ooh, did you hear about that dude up in Michigan, I think it was? He was sentenced to like a million years for being a pedophile. And his hearing at his, once they dropped his sentence,

Speaker: Dude had like a bottle of what like they thought was water or whatever. Pops was good. But once they announced his sentence, he like slammed it down. And within minutes, he died. He poisoned himself. Yeah, he poisoned himself. I was like, what the fuck? I'm not going to bring the asshole, but I'm going to tell the truth. If you're pretty much a pedophile, you go to jail. I don't blame you. Oh, no, absolutely. What's going on, Pops?

Speaker: No, I have a 100 % rate. Only good pedophiles that day, so we're just talking, Joe. How the hell are you, for God's sakes? The only good pitot is a dead pitot, in my opinion. Don't mess with the kids. I got a problem with that shit. I don't like that shit. I really don't. I can't believe Sandusky's still alive. What are y 'all doing? Left -hand Sandusky, what are you doing? What did you do?

Speaker: All of y 'all. Come on. Come on. Come on. Y 'all want me booted off the show? That's fine. But why you fucking kids? Why you going to get booted off the show? Why you going to get booted off the show for being... What's going on? For having a stance against Pedos. Why would you get kicked off? Apparently, Pedophilia is growing. Oh no, it's absolutely growing. Yeah.

Speaker: They want to join the LBS team. You know what? Let me change that. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to be clear. I am old fashioned. I am your classic, damn near endangered species. One of the few members of the heterosexual omnivores. My sex life is very simple. No men, no minors, no animals. I am an outcast. Because some of y 'all are your fucking hounds.

Speaker: I really don't think that's an accurate statement. I still believe that the weirdos that are fucking animals and kids and all kinds of other weird shit are still a minority and the men are still a majority.

Speaker: phased out if you look hard enough. We're gonna be phased out, we're just being canceled for being straight. Heterosexuals, period, damn near being phased out. If you look hard enough. Now I'm going to get controversial, ladies and gentlemen, please forgive me, but I got to go ahead and say this shit because a lot of shit's been said to me all the time and I got to keep my mouth shut. Not here, not today. I am an old fashioned heterosexual man. Here we go. If you want to call me a hola, the H -O -E stands for heterosexual omnivore every day. You're welcome. Go ahead.

Speaker: homophobic much? No. Um, I'm just not changing my mind based on what they're doing. And I have to look at a lot of what's going on. Let's be clear. Everybody's biologically female. The first exclusive description, we got all that. Then next year kicks in and people decide to change their mind outside of nature. Now I'm not sure what's going on or maybe a recessive gene. I can fully understand it. However, for myself, I'm not going to argue it. I mean,

Speaker: No, you're born male or you're born female, you can't change it. Yes, you can. You have freedom of choice. You can't change it. You have freedom of choice. Yes, you can. Well. Medically, it's easy to make a male a female than it is to make a female a male. That's been documented. However, you want to stay a male. Genetically, you're always going to be a male and or female. God damn word.

Speaker: So nature switches actually have animals that do it. If the population is too much of one gender, one of those animals will change its sex internally through evolution and natural and biology and physiology and whatever all them shits are that they do all the damn time. And it's happening. I learned about this in the school. Oh yeah, there's animals. I think animals like to do it. Just like that. Y 'all got it. I think she wants to do that. Who wants to be the one? I mean, at the end of the day, I don't really care if you want to change who you are or what you are.

Speaker: Yeah. I don't care if you're a dude that likes having sex with another dude or a woman who likes having other sex with a woman. The greatest respect you can give Caitlyn Jenner was that motherfucker would never happen until he became a female. I'm thoroughly confused. He came out of the open with no problem. He told everybody to talk all the shit you want. I can take it. That almost scared me. But I knew he wasn't lying. Shelby said to... Who? Shelby. Wherever thing.

Speaker: Work. Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. What up, Cam? Because I do that, Cam. Every now and then, I get into my Busta Rhymes mode while Glick talks to his daughter. Outside of that, hiding the hell out of you. I can talk real fast. It's been all on fucking syllabus.

Speaker: Just runs off giggling. It's fun. That's right. She's happy. You're happy. That's all that matters. Um, no, at the end of the day, and I've said it out here before, I don't care who you are, what you are, what you think you are, what you want to be, who you want to have sex with, as long as it's not a child. And it's, I actually, at this point, I really don't even care if you want to have sex with an animal. Uh, as long as it's not, you're not having sex with the kids. So if you're happy, you're happy.

Speaker: Because some of these animals are going to kill you. You got to see them in heaven. They're going to get you back. I don't know why they're doing it. It's wrong. Cook that steak all the way through. Five minutes on each side for 20 minutes, turn it twice each. That's it. Perfection. Especially on the grill. Oh, god.

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Speaker: medium rare medium steak oh god medium rare medium no blood but very pink you made it medium you didn't make it medium rare they're not even rare as you made it medium but very pink so pretty much all the blood was gone but it was so yeah he made it it's medium you pretty much you pretty much got a filet mignon he made it medium medium rare it's nice and pink and

Speaker: Chewy and juicy and we're eating all over the place. It'll be juicy even when it's well done. No such thing as a juicy, well done steak. Yes, it is what I cook. People without teeth eat well done steaks because they're so tender and dry. Just eat a roast. No. Stop ruining steaks. I don't ruin my steaks. Stop ruining steaks. My steaks are outstanding. You're ruining.

Speaker: Ruined. Ruined. Ruined. It's outstanding. Ruined. I got to give out back in long -hauling credit. When they do it well done, the way I asked them to, I said, I respect it for 20 minutes. They say, you should. I said, yeah. 20 good minutes. Five minutes for each side. Make sure it's seasoned juice. I'm good. The kick is to cover it. Once you cover it, everything stays in. The steam goes all the way through, and you get a good thing. It's kind of like pork chops and stuff like that.

Speaker: Pork chops gotta be all the way through. Y 'all must be crazy. No. Not cooked all the way through if you want to. Who does that? No, I'm talking about the same thing with pork chops. I'll put it in like a skillet, put the lid on it. So it cooks all the way through, but it keeps all that nice juice, moisturized moisture, and all that seasoning and whatnot. It keeps it in there. No, you gotta eat pork cooked all the way. You do 10 minutes on each side, Jackass. I'm trying to tell you, man. You go a little slow. Yeah, you gotta eat pork cooked all the way through. Same thing with chicken.

Speaker: Oh, no, no, no, no, workshops. Like I said, workshops, you got to cook all the way through chicken, all that stuff. You got to let it cook all the steak on the beef.

Speaker: Man, meet your man, let that stuff bleed out all over the place. All that blood, see that blood goes across your plate, and it gets into your taters. You never heard of a juicy well -known state. Get one from Long Hornet out back in the great office. They make him great. He make him great. You get on a skillet, that bad will come to your face, Sizzling. Make your clothes think, yes, I heard. I'm gonna meet him right now, like, come out on that plate.

Speaker: Hello dollar to start on the plate flip it over once or twice to bring the plate up twice five minutes each side to miss too long. That's too long. And you eat your steak with ketchup or has 57 like I said, like I said, special place in hell for you too. Well done steak and ketchup. No, no.

Speaker: No, sir. That was Brian Nuts. No, sir. I know it does. It drives me nuts. I wish I had like a spray bottle. I treat you like a cat, spray you in the face, and be like, no. No, Tony. Shh, shh, shh. Bad Tony. Shh, shh, shh. No. Shh, shh. What do you sound like a dude in the prison? Bad Tony. Shh, shh, shh. I ain't very much of an American.

Speaker: Roll up a newspaper and smack you on your nose with it. Rub your nose in that steak. No, Tony. No, Tony, this is bad. Don't eat your steak like that. What? We never get somewhere one day. We have to give them that grill. I'm going to show you how to make a well done just right. I'm going to show you how to cook on the stove every easy. Oh, yeah, I cook on the stove, on the grill. I look bad. I'm telling you what. Tony, if you don't got one, if you've never had one,

Speaker: get you a George Foreman grill. No, I don't have one. Trey's mom had one. I met her. Oh my god. It almost had me. Yeah. Those things. I'll cook. I cook everything on that. Mark Johnson. He made a killing off of those and for good reason. They're an absolute god. Well, and that's the thing. Like, he put his name on something that was legitimately good. I love mine, man. I'll throw, I'll throw frozen burger on that bitch. 15 minutes good. Yeah. 10 minutes complete. I mean, I don't, I don't eat my burgers. I eat my burgers medium.

Speaker: Or medium or like kind of medium well. I wish you can. But man, I'll throw a frozen burger patty on there. 10 minutes, it's done all the way through. Cooked all the way through steak. Cooks on both sides at once. That's the plus of it. That's actually an outstanding idea. Pretty much all that into a burger grill. All that grease and shit comes right out of it. I'll put a steak in there for about three minutes and it's money.

Speaker: And it's actually a little bit more done than I like it after about three minutes. Yep. Tony, you could probably cook your steak in there the way you like it in about five to six minutes. No joke. His mom has cooked steak from that thing and I'll never tell him, but that's one of the reasons why he's here. He's a thick old cooker. Mm -hmm.

Speaker: Like I said, about six minutes, maybe seven, it would get your stake the way you like it. I met that woman 24 years ago. Yeah. And she can still have a flashback. Mm -mm. Because when I first met, I took her out. I was going to take her out to eat. I told her, it was a couple of months. I finally took her out one time. I took her out back.

Speaker: to get the biggest stake on the menu. She got that bad one, knocked it out to the bone. So yeah, she's going to have a big friend. Man, fancy man, big spender out man on the first date. Hey, she cleans, she cleans. She did it all. We didn't get married on my fault.

Speaker: But she was all right. Man, please. She got a nigga, and she a grill like a motherfucker. Once in a month, she would grill all of me. We had to save me money on groceries. Shh. Shh. Because I told him over the door, I said, you were not a mistake. What you worried? Nah. You said, Daddy, I know. She told me the same thing. I said, yeah, you was not a mistake. We didn't work out, but don't you worry. You were not a mistake. No, no, no.

Speaker: You are a man of simple pleasures. Hey, when you got a total package, it's up to you to keep it. It's on my floor. Ain't nothing wrong with Outback. Why is it Outback? They do have some good -ass stakes. Outback and Long Horn have the best stakes. Roadhouse, I think, is a little bit better than Long Horn. But it looks like Texas Roadhouse. Texas Roadhouse. No.

Speaker: Their stakes are basically the same. I think they're in, but I think they're owned by the same company. I get a better state from Longhorn Outback than I do from the others. I used to love O 'Charlie's. O 'Charlie's is off the chain. O 'Charlie's is good. Applebee's is good too, but I mean, the smaller stakes. Yeah. But I mean, you're not going to, you're not going to, uh, Applebee's or, uh, O 'Charlie's for, for, let's be honest, you're not going to our first state. They have good stakes, but most people aren't.

Speaker: Whenever I have to eat, let me be clear. I can buy chicken and fish for the house all night. When I go out to eat, I want a decent damn steak. You also have a very low standard of the steaks that you eat. Oh, I have a very great standard of steaks. Since you eat it wrong. I will put them above who's crisp. I can give you a piece of charcoal and tell you it's a steak and you'd be like, oh, all right. Depends on how good it is. If you make it right, you right. Taste your sandwich. Pour a little bit of water and some salt and pepper on it and you'll eat that charcoal and be like, I like my steaks.

Speaker: Longhorn out back at the mistakes today. I asked three Tuesdays and then oh Charlie behind now um TGI Fridays I have problem with their mistakes I haven't seen I haven't been to one in decades but god it's been over 10 years I've been to TGI Friday. Shit. I don't even think they're around anymore are they? When I was in Panama City we stayed in that motherfucker. It's been since what 2008? Fuck.

Speaker: I used to say, I don't know if, cause we used to have a TGIF right here in Newark, now it's an IHOP. Man, we used to love going there. Now it's an IHOP. Well, it was TGIF and then it was Ruby Tuesdays and now it's an IHOP. Shit. Chile does have good steaks. I don't put them at the best, but Chile does have good steaks. Yes. I won't starve if I go there. I won't. No, I mean, like, you know, like I said, you know,

Speaker: Applebee's has a good steak. I get, I get, I get, I get steak from Applebee's all the time. Um, that Berber Street steak is not to be fucked with. You ain't wrong. But, but at the same time, when I, when I go to old Charlie's or Applebee's,

Speaker: My first thought is not usually nine times out of 10, I end up getting a steak. But my first thought is I'm gonna give me a burger because I really like their burgers too. If I want a burger, I'll go to a fast food gym. If I go to a sit down restaurant, I don't want the burger first. Now if I were to rate mine. You ever been to Red Robin? Yes. They got some, now you go there for burgers. But they got some, they got some hella burgers there. They will fuck you up with their burgers.

Speaker: I got a, I got a, Oh yeah. Uh, Jody and I went to, um, red Robin a couple months back and I got this goddamn Louisiana bourbon street burger. That motherfucker had to be about

Speaker: I swear to God they had everything included in the kitchen sink on that fucking thing. I was like, and there was barbecue sauce and Cajun sauce. It was a good burger. I mean, Applebee's is good burgers. Chili's has good burgers. Everybody's got decent burger because of the condiments. Yeah. No matter how you do your burger though, because I'm still dying to one day do one of them damn.

Speaker: Lipton soup burger is my damn self. You never heard of that? You get the Lipton soup mix, you put it in the ground, we even cook it. You coming all the way through? No, I don't know. I haven't done one myself. That's an old 80s recipe. You put that back in the day with the man, which. Okay. Amen. To this day, I still love me a gold man, which a little sloppy Joe action. Right. Shit, I would get down on a sloppy Joe.

Speaker: I got a damn Facebook notification. They muted my broadcast for the last year because of music. So it's not just you. No, I told you. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, one of my last year broadcast. Damn, they kick them back on everything. That's what I'm trying to tell you. I didn't get put in Facebook jail for anything I did recently. This shit was like six, seven years ago. Oh. That's what they got me on. I think I did tell you on Saturday. I was able to get in the reach. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys were on their Saturday.

Speaker: I don't see it. I can't go live though. I can't go live. I just can't go fucking live. I was mad. I got notifications that you were live and shit. I was live through somebody else. So if you've got notifications or reach, you get on something else. No, I don't have reach. I got notifications on Facebook, Twitch, YouTube, Facebook, Twitch, and I think Instagram. Instagram, yes, because it goes to Instagram too.

Speaker: That's a big plus for those of us who podcast or broadcast even last year. I just can't put it in my mind. Call it what it is. Call it. Call it. Call it what it is. You guys broadcast. We podcast.

Speaker: We live stream. We're not a podcast, but we live stream over there. So that's fine. You guys hang out. We hang out, too. But where are we? If I can do what I used to do, I'm ready to get back into it. I was ready to go Saturday night till I couldn't go live. And people was trying to help me figure it out. And a couple people was getting on. They can go live. Like, OK, listen, as long as everybody's able to jump back in, I'm going to be happy. Because a bunch of us missing don't care what we sell. If we able to go out to all them platforms for free, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker: That's just me. But I told everybody, this is going to be within four months, something will come back. Boom. We in three months later. Don't change your story now. You were saying Haps is going to come back. Pull it back. Yeah, I did. You didn't say anything about it. You said Haps is going to come back. Haps is going to come back.

Speaker: Still up there. I believe, I believe I can fly. You missed what? Guess what? I believe I can piss on your face. It's bad. I believe my ass wound up in jail. Every night, protecting my booty hole. You better protect your booty hole. You don't need to. But I cannot go live.

Speaker: Yeah, that's pretty shitty body. No, I don't, uh, I'm perfectly fine right here where I'm at. I don't need any other crap. I want it back. Baby come back. Who's because you have an issue? I do have an issue that's spoiled over there. I want my shit back. I want my team.

Speaker: All right, top best steaks for me, Longhorn Outback, Ruby Tuesdays for the Cajun River, Old Charlie's. Then, last time we put Roadhouse, not Texas Roadhouse, Roadhouse above Old Charlie's. So, Longhorn Outback, Ruby Tuesdays, Roadhouse, and then Old Charlie's, top five steaks. My house, my steak.

Speaker: Glick's, Glick's Casa. Casa de Glick. Casa de Glick. Glick's Steak and Beer. Glick's Road House. Long Horn Glick. Oh hell yeah! Steak and Grill. Glick's Tuesday. Oh Glick.

Speaker: You got it for sure. Apple Glix. 20 Tuesdays. That's right. 20 Tuesdays. Outback Longhorn, Texas Roadhouse in South Texas. Yeah, I wish my place here. Outback. That Longhorn is bigger than that Outback stick.

Speaker: Yeah, I would probably say no particular order if I was just going to do a top three, my top three would be the same as Cameron's, you know, Outback, Longhorn and Texas Roadhouse. But again, not in any particular order. But I will say one of the best things I ever had, surprisingly, back in the day, and I don't know if even still has it anymore, Eddie George.

Speaker: had a restaurant. I forgot about that. Yeah. And it was up on campus. And we went there for my bachelor party. And my God, that's not one of the best fucking steaks I've ever had in my life. And not only that, but the side dishes were insanely good.

Speaker: That's crazy. And it wasn't, and on top of it, it wasn't stupid expensive. Like, you know, you go, you know, like you guys got Ruth, Ruth, Chris down there. Cause they're everywhere. No, they got one in the major cities. Or like the chop house. Atlanta has it. Atlanta has one. The chop house. That's a decent ass chickens to sell. I have one thing we're talking about. Like you're dropping. We, we had one of the Ruth, Chris steak houses down in Charleston.

Speaker: and I went there one time and uh this first time I've been there and yeah I got a stake like I normally do and the waiter came out. He was like how was it? I was like oh it was pretty good but I've had better at Outback. Definitely not worth this hundred and some dollar fucking meat plate I just had. About Ruth Chris? Yeah. It's an all right but uh

Speaker: I'm pretty sure if I took a stick to McDonald's, they could make one up just as good as this. And that doesn't say a lot. I ain't gonna say that. I ain't gonna do that. I ain't gonna do that. I'm gonna do them like that. I ain't gonna do that today. I've been there. Kevin's first two jobs were Texas Roadhouse and Outback, and he worked at both of them for a combined three and a half weeks. I remember when you worked there.

Speaker: We've been friends for too long, Aaron. I remember when Cameron worked there. He got into his hot shit. He had a job. J -O -B. Feels good to make your own money, that's why. Took some boathouse and all back, yeah. You got tired of that food. My first fast food job is checkers.

Speaker: Checkers was around in the late 1800s when you got your first job. I almost said something, but I got to keep it up. We all know you're old as fuck. I'm not old as fuck, but I'm still old enough. I can't fuck. Keep it up. You're old as fuck. Well, I mean, you also, you also, you know,

Speaker: informed everybody not too long ago back that your packer was only 35 years old. So just cause you're 85 and you transitioned 35 years ago. The same dude was scared of flying planes, talking shit. Like you ain't afraid of anything. You're afraid of the internet. No, I'm not. Yeah, you are. Yeah, you are. What would you say?

Speaker: editing our stuff. I ain't never been booed on no platform. I ain't never been booed on no platform. I ain't never been booed on no platform. I ain't never been booed on no platform. I ain't never been booed on no platform. I ain't never been booed on no platform. I ain't never been booed on no platform. I ain't never been booed on no platform. I ain't never been booed on no platform. I ain't never been booed on no platform. I ain't never been booed on no platform. I ain't never been booed on no platform. I ain't never been booed on no platform. I ain't never been booed on no platform. I ain't never been booed on no platform. I ain't never been booed on no platform. I ain't never been booed on no platform. I ain't never been booed on no platform. I ain't never been booed on no platform. I ain't never been booed on no platform.

Speaker: guess of that shit on my main account. But I mean, again, it was nothing that I did. That's the thing. It's not like I did anything wrong. I'm literally doing the exact same thing that I'm doing right now. So yeah, as I said, it's not like I did anything wrong. So my damn picks because you got my mind going on football now. Oh, you want to pick Mitchell or Trubisky? No, I don't.

Speaker: Ray Finkel. Dan Marino. No, I don't. Bo Jackson. No. Brian Bosworth. Hell no. Howie Long. Gary Bradshaw. Oh, you asshole. Grant Schedules. Advanced Research Projections. Edit pre -draft rankings.

Speaker: So far, they got Jonathan Taylor over CMC. What? They got Jonathan Taylor over CMC as a pre -drank ranking. As they should. CMC is trash. He's not trash. He's just not 100%. He's fucking trash. CMC was never trash. He got hurt. Exactly. He's Mr. Glass on the field. He's trash. And if anybody who drafts him, I will laugh at him.

Speaker: Because is he back 100 % now? He was 100 % last year when the season was. No, he wasn't. No, he wasn't. No, he was not. He was 100 % medically cleared by doctors last year. I told Brian. I told Brian. I said, Brian did not draft him. That man, not 100 % with the injury he had. I don't care what they say on paper. Cameron was one of the ones that were giving me shit because I had the number one pick last year. And they're like, who's going to take CMT? Who's going to take CMT? I'm not fucking touching CMC with a 10 -foot pole.

Speaker: And I think I took. I will actually. Fuck that. You gonna start him and then you gonna swap him. I ain't starting to see him. He ain't even starting in real life. He was a monster when he got there. He was a monster. He was but now he's Mr. Glass. He's not glass. Yes he is. Not glass. You draft him. I might. I might.

Speaker: And it's looking like the obvious. I took, I took, I took Adam Thielen number one. No, actually I think I took Cooper cup number one last year. He was starting last year too, Cameron. And he started the year before that too. But guess where he ended the year? By week three. On the IR. With his fucking vagina bleeding.

Speaker: I know the rest of the season with a broken vagina. Jesus. I'll get on the field if they want to pay me. They'll pay you, you just got to make the cut. Yeah, I'll get on the field. I'll be a fucking boy scout too. You won't hear not a damn peep out of me. I'll sit up in the field for $1 million in you. I'll be right there with them. Yeah, and if I'm not on that field, and if I'm not practicing, guess where my ass is. On the bench? Nope.

Speaker: sitting my ass at home behaving myself right if it ain't sunday and it ain't practice my ass is sitting on my at my house not doing a motherfucking thing i'm gonna drink all i want in my house i will have all my food delivered to me i'll be up in that bitch playing call of duty look worst thing you're gonna catch me doing is tea bagging some

Speaker: Some bitch I've murked on Call of Duty. Wow. ESPN have different rankings. Y 'all better get ready now. They all have different rankings. That's the thing. It doesn't matter who you look at. They're all going to say something different. Y 'all better get ready. You all better get ready. Game of Thrones. They said winter is coming. Fantasy football. Click is coming.

Speaker: I'm a child of a father. My birthday is Thanksgiving. You have been warned. I don't know what that means, but my birthday is October, so. We're holding on, baby. I too am a fall baby. You have been warned. Oh, God. Mixed with spooky season. Mm -mm. Mm -mm.

Speaker: Tony, you're ready to scratch your head and disbelieve. Wait a moment. And disgruntled. Waitin' on you? Disgruntledness. Waitin' on you? Because you want to know why, Tony. Oh, God. It's my show. Because it's my show. And I do everything. And I have a microphone. So here's my fucking top 10, you stupid freaks. You know, that's just like your opinion. I'm not on that picture. I'm offended.

Speaker: We do need to fix the video. I'm not, I'm not even, you're not wrong. And I do everything and I've got a microphone. My biggest complaint with Jeff, like why did you add the it's my opinion at the end? It's not my opinion. I'm talking about the top 10s because that's the top 10 starting the intro for the top 10.

Speaker: I don't make this start. My name's not Jeffrey. I don't make up top 10s and then sound dumb. I will never forgive him for that goddamn top 10 most watched sports in America. That fool said top three were cricket, golf, and soccer, or something like that. In America? In America. And football wasn't even on it. I said, you must be out your fucking mind. You're fired. Listen, baseball.

Speaker: I'll do the top 10s from now on. Check ass. Actually, I did fire him on the top 10s. And I was like, we'll let Pops do the top 10s. So Pops will come on the show long enough to do the top 10s. And then we'll kick him out the door, kick him out the show like the dirty whore that he is.

Speaker: And then he failed me too. And I was like, you're both, I'll just do everything. I'll do it myself. Jesus. When the camera come on the show, yeah. That's what we used to tell Pops. You'd be like, here's the town to clean yourself up and leave your dirty whore. Jesus. But this is one that we started a while back. It's been a while since we've been doing these. But the absolute dumbest things people have actually said on Twitter,

Speaker: And I got 30 of them. Oh, this is going to be epic. Go ahead. Yeah. There's 50 of them, but we already did 20. I really don't want to rehash the 20 that we already did, but, uh, do it. I'm going to start it right here. Number 29. Four is the only number that has the same amount of letters as its actual value.

Speaker: First comment below it. Two, question mark. T -O. This is what I do, man. I bring the funny. It's not easy being me. Here we go. Coming to number 28. I can see. If you don't know the difference between there, there, and they are,

Speaker: You're an idiot. There you go. They spelled your Y -O -U -R. First comment below it. Well, this is awkward. My ass would have put it in there. How much time we got on this one? Well, excuse me, sir. But if you don't know the difference between your and your, you are, you are an idiot.

Speaker: Oh, let's see what we got here. Number 27. People are fucking idiots. My neighbor's kid, this is all in caps, by the way. My neighbor's kid just tried to tell me that bats are mammals. Mammals don't fly. We walk. An AF, a confined to the ground. No wonder my family in Sweden thinks Americans are dumb.

Speaker: y 'all truly need to educate your kids better bats are birds you poor simple -minded son of a bitch ain't no wonder you don't live in Sweden anymore they kicked you out this one has a picture and it's a picture of a young lady holding a

Speaker: San Francisco State University pennant like a little she says goodbye California hello San Francisco top comment how the hell did you get into college with a caption like that you said that should

Speaker: But we also looking at what you wrote. Yeah, I didn't write this. I didn't. I'm just reading it. I can't make this shit up though. I tell you that all the time. I need to redo the top ten and do this. And then just so you know, I don't make this shit up. And then get your picture. Keep it up. Look at us. I'm still waiting on my music. I'm still waiting on my music message.

Speaker: your music, you don't want that smoke. I done told you, you don't want that smoke. Well, I have to discuss that, but you don't want that smoke. Number 25, people should really respect top level endurance runners more. They have poured P -O -R -E -D, but sweat and tears into their work.

Speaker: People on showing y 'all's ignorance. People on showing y 'all's ignorance. I'm gonna start using that. I have poured butt sweat and tears into this podcast, Tony. That's what y 'all get for using that voice dictation instead of tapping the words of yourselves with lazy asses. Number 24, we got this one. It's got a picture of a bottle that was filled with water and then frozen. The guy said, can someone explain to me how they got that ice through that small hole?

Speaker: Top comment. Imagine being this stupid. Imagine all the stupid. There are 33. Heating up. Mac and cheese in the microwave. Microwave. Mac and cheese in the microwave. And these are the people y 'all want to have, y 'all's children. Go ahead.

Speaker: No, these are the motherfuckers that are going to be taking care of you and I when we're old and in a home. Just give me a minute or tell them what time is. Number 22 shows a picture of a bald ass tire on a car. Just finished sending my tires so that my car will ride smoother on the interstate

Speaker: And I honestly kind of love this look. Comment below it. That's a smooth way to see God. Yay, richo dumbass. What apps have y 'all bought that are worth the money? Comment below it.

Speaker: Mozzarella sticks for sure. And spinach artichoke dip is a classic. Same person that made that status was, bitch, what? Wait, the comic tour said, wait. Yes, I got that already. Yes, you walked right into that. This mother thought they were really talking about apps on the Applebee menu. Exactly. Let's finish. Oh, man.

Speaker: How did Beyonce go number one in a hundred countries when there's only seven? Africa, Europe, Asia, and I can't remember the rest. That's your ignorance. That's what I would've told you. Somebody's confused. Countries with continents. People been doing this since high school in all fairness. I have been doing this since high school. Microwave a penny for one minute to get a mini coin. What? Microwave a penny for one minute to get a mini coin.

Speaker: to shrink your penny down so you get a small penny. Comment below it with picture. Thanks a lot, dog. And it shows this kitchen burnout because his microwave exploded. Because he put a penny in his dumb ass. Yep. No, 17. Goodbye, America. Hello, New York.

Speaker: uh comment uh new york is still america just saying same person who said that goodbye america hello new york then responds back with have you ever taken a geology class geology yep i think i would know stupid girl this bitch is stupid all the way around yeah we wrote in the comments this motherfucker is stupid all the way around not just partially stupid that's full on stupid

Speaker: But Robert Downey Jr. saying Tropic Thunder, you don't never go full retard. Ever. Ever. That's the day you do. Yeah. Number 16. Bitch, the only thing you should be doing right now is masturbating. That's it. Everything else is E -rail. E -rail elephant. However the fuck you say it, E -rail elf -ant.

Speaker: It's on everybody's phone. You're a **** idiot. You didn't spell it wrong once. You spelled it wrong twice. Not to mention everything else that's going on in that statement. It's the only thing you should be doing right now is masturbating. That's it. Everything else is

Speaker: However, the fuck you say, E, Rell, Elf, and Ant. I can't even sit back now. I've made some spelling errors in my life. I spell people name wrong on purpose because they ain't know no better, but that E, Rell, and Ant. Got a picture of a ball of Roman noodles here. About to go in on these Roman numerals, son.

Speaker: Roman numerals. Raymond noodles. About to go in on these Roman numerals, son. OK, good luck with that. I ask you to be. I'll see you next time. I'll put time in Roman numerals. Number 14, 4030D, my joints hurt really bad.

Speaker: I think I have Arthur writes this. I don't know why I talk to you sometimes. You act like I'm the one putting these statuses up or I'm making this shit up. This is all, this is all about the speed. This is all about the public's ignorance. I know I'm a dumb ass, but this makes me feel smarter. I think I have Arthur writes this Tony.

Speaker: Oh, God. Oh, no. Also, Rick's kiss. No. Number 13, NBA and Twitter isn't ready for this argument. People do not understand that basketball has two sides, offense and defense. But I digest.

Speaker: Comment below. What are you digesting? Oh My god this shit kills me it cracks me the fuck up. I'm sorry, but it does all I gotta say to that motherfucker is

Speaker: I'm fucked up. You. Number two health. People can't be animals. Sorry fam, just basic biology. So stop calling people animals and be smart for once. Yeah. Wow. Angry about something. Yeah. I don't get that one. Just some angry jackass. Yeah.

Speaker: We were speaking of steak earlier, Tony. Having some filet mignon. Mm hmm. It's really good with worst or worst a shire sauce. I'm gonna spell Worcestershire. I'll give you that. Worcestershire is not hard to spell. Actually, it's hard to say. Worcestershire. A lot of people struggle with Worcestershire.

Speaker: I think I might have a Caucasian. I've seen that one before. I've seen that one before. I've seen that one before. I've seen that one before. I've seen that one before. I've seen that one before.

Speaker: Have a cup of coffee. The bubonic plague literally vanished without a trace. Was there a vaccine? Didn't think so. Same thing is going to happen with coronavirus this week. Comment below the bubonic plague literally killed 50 million people. How are you that dumb? Instead of the past test.

Speaker: I said it, what? Yes, I'm vegan. Yes, I eat meat. Yes, we exist. What? Somebody angrily put that in their Twitter. Yes, I'm vegan. Yes, I eat meat. Yes, we exist. It's new to me. I don't know a whole lot about veganism. Not an expert.

Speaker: No animal products, right? I mean, I know there's a, there's a version of veganism where you still eat like eggs and fish and whatnot, but maybe chicken, I think. I don't know. I'm not an animal. Yeah, that's what, that's the word, pescatarian. It's like a religion.

Speaker: Okay, I'm gonna take that one, I'm sorry. I was like, yo, who's the final, what's your fucking diet is? Just eat your damn food and shit. Yeah, just eat, nobody cares. You don't have to announce to the room that you're a fucking regal. It's a fucking diet every time. Y 'all motherfuckers something else, man. They all are. Tony, why the fuck is that birthday candle for zero? Nobody termed zero years old. What is it?

Speaker: Why is there, why the fuck is there a birthday candle for zero? Nobody turns zero years old. L -O -L. And the L gets a candle on it. I mean, the O gets a candle on it. Yeah. Apparently, it's J, I guess. 10 years old, 10 years old, 20, 30. 50, 60, 80, 90, 100. What are you gonna do with two zeros? Nobody turns zero, zero.

Speaker: Fucking morons. What? Every second someone dies. Every second someone is born. So why isn't our population zero? You're thinking way too much. That is a good question. That truly is a good question.

Speaker: It truly is. It's a good question. Don't give me that face. You read that bullshit, don't you? You read that bullshit, and you are believing that bullshit, so I'm giving you that face. There was a... Right there? Does that say Tony D? There was a logic to it. There was no logic. Why isn't the population here?

Speaker: would you go from 0 to 0? That should be a 0. However, the birth death rate has been so off, they can never accurate it properly. That's what being said. They're only going to give you the number, but they kind of at that time, and it's not accurate at that moment. I'm going to let you run that through, and I'm going to be right back before I do the top five. I figure that shit out if y 'all want to. It almost makes sense. That's what's going on.

Speaker: Metaphysical, mental physical. You got me fucked up. You got me fucked up.

Speaker: Oh, nevermind what you heard. We know what we saw. Well, when I, my changes, it reaches that like company point. But anyways, coming in, we're going to get into this top five here. Now. This is an oldie buddy goodie. Actually, I think we've talked about it on here before.

Speaker: Number five my sister is pregnant. I can't wait to see if I'm a beat. I'm a be an aunt or an uncle Comment below it bitch that ain't how it works

Speaker: I love, I love how ruthless some of these people are. No fucking chill at all. Chris comes in hot as hell, like, what is? I gotta take these things off my eyes to get this. Dude, did you know there's no I in happiness?

Speaker: And this fool spelled it H -A -P -P -Y -N -E -S -S. First comment below it. There it is if you spell it right, dummy. Exactly. I'll fool you up until you respond to your mic. I don't believe you. H -A -P -P -Y -N -E -S -S. This is a whole lot of fuckery right here in one status.

Speaker: How long would the pregnancy take if she had twins? Nine plus nine equals 19 months. First of four months. Nine plus nine equals 18, you fucking dummy. Second of all, what the fuck are you talking about? Exactly. How much time we get on that one? As I said, Tony.

Speaker: There's going to come a time when we're in homes. We're going to be old. We're not going to be able. We're not going to be able to control our functions. And we're going to have to depend on most of these people that have made these, these, these statements on Twitter. This is true. I'm taking, uh, I'm, uh, just, uh, just pull the plug. Just pull the plug. I'll pull the damn plug myself. Give me a bottle of pills.

Speaker: Pull the plug. Give me that IV. I'm going to open it all the way open. Something. Play me a little like through my mom or not my like Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath. Mama, I'm coming. Number two, I just want to meet a female.

Speaker: that can hold an inter -lectual conversation with me. Inter. Inter -lectual. That's why your ass is alone, dummy. Two words, inter -lectual. That's why your ass is alone.

Speaker: and number and number one of the absolute dumbest things people have actually said on Twitter. People born in 2003 are now 23. That's crazy. Comments below. American girls are really like this in real life. Girl who posted the comment about being 23 then responds.

Speaker: I'm not American, I'm Arizonian. Wow. That ladies and gentlemen is why your daughter is working down at the Boom Boom room, shaking her tatas and promoting her OnlyFans. Nobody wants to hear her speak. Exactly. Unfortunately.

Speaker: That is um that is here. Whoa. Carl and I see this join the uh join the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Carl Nassib from the Raiders. The first active openly game player. Oh **** You want to tell me one year one year deal with the Tampa Bay

Speaker: Why do you need to worry about the question? I ain't read that part. It's still a really good matter that much to me. That's why I didn't pay attention to it. Hit me in game? Well, it got played out. Coming out the closet thing got played out a lot for me. They were doing too much with it.

Speaker: Oh no, absolutely. I mean, I don't think the NFL actually, I mean, they didn't really say much about it. They didn't, uh, they made a big story about it was all over the place. Yeah. I mean, obviously, I mean, it came out, but I mean, yeah, it's a, but it didn't, it didn't, it's not like it stayed around and lingered or anything like that. Not as long as this Sam, uh, what's the name from Missouri.

Speaker: Yeah, Michael Sam. Yeah, Michael Sam. When you got drafted to kiss that dude, I'm like, whoa. Well, and then that was the thing. They turned that. He's just as guilty as the NFL. They turned that into a spectacle where when Carl Nassib came out, and I don't know if I'm saying his name properly, so I apologize, Carl, if you hear this. They turned that Michael Sam thing into a spectacle.

Speaker: The NFL and him, they turned it into a spectacle and they shouldn't. I think the media did. The media did. The NFL did. He was as much a part of it and they didn't need to like, okay, he's gay. Cool. It doesn't matter how many guys in the NFL that are playing actively right now or are on an active roster are gay that we don't know about a lot. And if they come out and if they come out, much like our on a seed did,

Speaker: Does it change anything? Absolutely not. And he's one of the, like, he's, he's a top star in the league. He's a big star in the league defense on defense. It didn't change a damn thing. He's still playing. He should still be in the league. Yeah, he was a beast in college, but you guys come out of college and are absolute beasts in college. And just cause they were a beast in college doesn't mean that they're going to pan out in the NFL.

Speaker: I mean, it happens a lot. To him, I would tell him, I mean, for the boy, you came out, you proud. That's fine. We got a problem with that. They're coming out because of the chastisement of when they are, the same way they did Jeff Garcia. He did Jeff Garcia, very. Jeff Garcia's not here. Yeah, he said he was there. T .O. said he was there. Yeah, yeah, but I mean, he has come out adamantly and said that was just T .O. being a bitch, basically. Oh, OK.

Speaker: He knows he's not gay. Garcia is not gay. I did not hear that story. That was just one of the rumors. I never heard nothing about it. I just thought Tio was messed up when he did that. No, it just Tio just hadn't had that. He walked like a duck and talked like a duck as a duck. I said, God damn. But I mean, you know, I think the Michael Sam situation was handled poorly. It was turned into a spectacle for no reason.

Speaker: And then with Carl Nassib, I think it was, yeah, there was a news article, there was stories, but I mean, it was a big deal because he's one of the top defensive guys in the league. And he comes out and he's like, I'm gay. And everybody's like, oh my God, look how brave he is and everything else, which is, you know,

Speaker: They should have done. There's nothing wrong with him coming out saying that he was brave or anything else. I just want to tell the community, you don't have to tell everybody. There's nothing wrong with you being proud of who you are, but the way they're going that I was, I mean, if somebody asks you and you want to answer them, that's fine. No, it's nobody's been missing. Yes, they're going to sue them, but God damn it. It came out. They did a couple of stories and it went away. They didn't, they didn't, they didn't stay on it. They blew that whole shit out of the proportion of service.

Speaker: Yeah, with Michael Sam, they blew way out of proportion with Carl and Steve. They're like, Oh, he's the first actively gay NFL player. All right. Here's a little news article and then we're going to move on. Well, no, he's the first openly active NFL star or NFL. Okay. Michael Sam was not an NFL player when he, when, when he came out or anything like that.

Speaker: He was a college player, but he wasn't a cop player. Oh, shit. What? I'm just thinking something stupid that people were saying. They were so fucked up. But I mean, at the end of the day, be happy with who you want to be happy with. Yeah, but that's my thing. How many guys in the league right now are in the league right now? I mean, imagine

Speaker: Oh, Russell Wilson coming out, being like, yeah, I'm gay. I don't think anybody would really bat an eye at it. OK, cool. It'd be better than Bruce Jenner. Yeah, but also, he was gay for decades. OK, but let's, Bruce Jenner. Come at me if you want to. That's fine. I can take it. Bruce Jenner coming out.

Speaker: and becoming transgender, not really that big of a surprise considering that entire family, him included, and the Kardashians, are media attention whores. Do you need it that bad at 60 years old to change your six and walk around like that? Maybe. I'm assuming that we just... And don't get me wrong, I understand that. I don't know. At the same time, he seems happier, but at the same time, he's also almost like

Speaker: And there was a time where it was in your face about it and like, I'm trying to judge or show you something. I dare you like bitch. Shut the fuck up. First of all, such a stupid ass down. They will come up to your West now. You were, you were relevant in the seventies. Calm down. Nobody cares about you. The only reason you're relevant now is because you were banging a Kardashian and you seen how quick that, that, that family kicked you to the curb. Your broke ass needs to borrow money from your daughter. Calm your ass down, Bruce Jinger. You're a relative twat.

Speaker: more power to you. I'm glad you're trans and you feel better in your skin, but they don't mean you got to try to look for fights with everybody. Because believe it or not, most people don't care. Apparently people do. The internet ain't got an SP for it. Didn't get like a brave woman of the year award.

Speaker: Once again, men doing something better than women. We are better than being women. I can't stand you. We're better than being women than you all are at being women. I believe that award's gone to at least two or three women who used to be men.

Speaker: Get back in the kitchen, woman. I'm keeping their jokes. It's satirical. It's satire. It's hyperbally. You pointed the wrong way. Yeah, point that finger right back at you. Always remember, Tony, when you point one finger, you got three more points right back at you. That was a buddy of mine. His granny used to say that to us all the time.

Speaker: She said, boys, every time you point your finger at somebody, you got three more pointing back at you. You're just guilty. Yes, you did. Yes, we did. They learned that, man. They're jokes, people. Calm down. But seriously, hurry up with my sandwich. I'm hungry. I got a little challenge here before I podcast it on purpose. And let me go and get this shit in. I'm not even going to talk about me eating on camera, but damn it, I'm hungry.

Speaker: but you always, you don't care really. Actually, oh my gosh, I had to, cause I didn't eat it all today. Why? Just cause I didn't feel like it, but I was when Austin and I went and got our scrubs when we got done, I was getting white -headed and dizzy and feel like I was going to fall out. So I told her it was like,

Speaker: I gotta stop here at the gas station real quick and grab me something. Give me a little something to snack on or whatever. What's going on, motherfucker? But that's what she asked me. She was like, why didn't you eat lunch today? I was like, all right, I'll just enjoy it. It's bothering yourself for no reason. That shit. This is what's in the mood to eat. Until you get about ready to pass out. Yeah, well, you know, it is what it is. Well, also, usually, I'm home.

Speaker: Yeah, two hours before we got home tonight, usually, you know, two, two and a half hours. I'll come home. If I don't need to work, I'll come home and, uh, and I'll grab me something to stack it before, you know, give me a little something, something to eat before dinner. Right. But, uh, I had to run, run, run, run. I got to do that tomorrow too, man. I got to last thing I need to do on the back to school list of shit to do shoes. Yeah.

Speaker: I got to get buggy her shoes. I got Cassius shoes. Got Austin, our shoes for school. I just got to get buggy shoes. She wants some chucks. All white chucks. He said, if your job. At least I got a job. Ooh, shots fired. Bro, did welfare case look motherfucker. Shots fired. Looking like yo ass been on cops 27 times.

Speaker: You still top flight security of the world they're busted rubber, or are you back to driving them truckers? Everyone's gonna pay you the most bro. He was truck driver when I met him. He got out of that and doing some security. He will respect my authority. I thought it's all nobody.

Speaker: 28 of you very much. God damn cops MVP right there, bro. Oh, nice. There you go. How's your service, these nuts? Oh, no. Sometimes I amaze myself.

Speaker: We was listening to an episode of the podcast in the car. I had to be yesterday because Buggy was in the car. And I forget what we were saying, but I came back like bang, bang, bang, just busting both of you. I was just busting you and Jeff's chops like crazy. But Buggy was like, how are you so quick like that? And I'm like, cause I grew up in the Thunderdome. I grew up in an era where only the strong survive.

Speaker: Grew up in an era of talking cheap, but he can have these. Yeah. You stay on me in just case. Me and Jeff, you can have all that. It's fun. It's a trip. No. I mean, we grew up in an era where we fucked with each other constantly. Plus my family. I come from a family of smart asses and everything. You had to be quick to survive with my family. See, they can chill out and wait your turn. It's going to come. Mm -hmm.

Speaker: Dude, they would eat you alive if you like. My cousin, I've only got on both sides of my family. I've got, I've only got one male cousin. My cousin, it's all girls. And my cousins are both way younger than I am. But my cousin on my mom's side, my mom's twin brother, his son, he's a little bit slow. We used to, I can just,

Speaker: Just wreck him. Film this part as you dug this, motherfucker. That's what your mom says. Your mom says I'm the handsomeest man she ever seen. Ever done did see. Jesus. Jesus. Go ahead, buster rubber. He waiting on you. I know where you been, man.

Speaker: But yeah, Busta Reverend, him and I go way back. He's a periscoper guy. And he's followed me everywhere. He's kind of like a, he's a periscoper guy. He's been one of the, he's been one of the OG and one of the true ones that have gone from periscope to - Wow. Wow. God damn. It was pretty wallared out, yeah.

Speaker: It was like being in West Virginia. Hello. Hello. Hello. Good lord. He'll take a rope and tie it to a two by four and jump in. That's the holler of West Virginia. Hello. Tie a rope around this top two by four. Put it around my waist and dive in. Y 'all **** just pulled me out. That's how you shut it down right there but jeez.

Speaker: At least you have a mom. Oh my God. My mom died and I grew up in an orphanage. Please so, can I have some milk? I'm hungry and I'm cold. Hell no. Hell no.

Speaker: This woman killed me on TikTok, she just hit all the R &B jams. Some country rules take me home to the place.

Speaker: I used to love it. One of the bars I used to work at, we had a DJ that he he was he was an amazing DJ but he'd randomly throw in like that that West Virginia song or Sweet Caroline

Speaker: or, you know, you know, any of the other songs that everybody likes to sing. It'd just be like randomly throughout the night. And you want to talk about just shutting everything down on the dance floor and everybody in the bar starts singing along. And it was fun. Like, nobody was mad? Yes. Nobody was mad. And the whole club evolved. That is fun. I agree. Yeah, nobody was mad. Everybody got happy. It's too sweet Caroline. It's a laugh who's kept saying it should have carried you.

Speaker: Bum, bum, bum, bum. I don't know who learned the words of this song, I appreciate it. Hands, open hands. I've actually seen dudes in the club get ready to throw down.

Speaker: Bam, bam, bam. No, I've actually seen dudes ready to throw down at a bar and one of those songs come on and instantly just 180 changed their mood. And they're best friends. That Kansas City Chiefs game, they played that shit in the whole damn stadium. So good, so good, so good. Fucking mule down.

Speaker: I've been inclined. I played this shit the desert one time. I remember I was dancing. I said, y 'all are crazy. Right. Hey, well, that was going to bring the good out of people at once. It was like how hard it was, man. I went down there. We were just dancing up and down Bourbon Street. They just kept saying, let me give a damn what the song was. We were just all out there just getting it. That was on 2000. Oh my god, that was crazy. That was a motherfucker.

Speaker: I believe I've had just enough beers to deal with your shit, Hoss. There you go, Busta Rubble. I'm trying to get almost loaded. I'm reaching my house. It's probably him, because it's a school night for me, so I will... Let me see, Mr. Hill. Mission to him, man. Appreciate you. Hoss is my boy. He knows he's my boy. We've been through some times together, but yeah, man, it's crazy. I remember...

Speaker: I was, uh, we had a new guy, uh, that I was, that, uh, that I had hired at this club that I was working at. We're working on security with us. It was his first name. Uh, what? No, I didn't say that. Uh, and we were, we were, and I was kind of training him, you know, and there's only so much training you can do as a, for a bouncer or whatever. But the DJ did that. And he was like, what the fuck is he doing? What is this bullshit all about? He's like, everybody, I'm like, dude, look at the room.

Speaker: I was like, DJ knows exactly what the fuck he's doing. Look at the room. Everybody's happy and having fun. You know what just happened there? Our night just got 10 times easier. I was like, don't. You leave that DJ alone and you let that DJ do what that DJ does. You got other things you got to worry about. You don't worry about what that dumbass is doing. Exactly.

Speaker: Sweet Caroline. In college football stadiums like Wisconsin, in Wisconsin, the Badgers, they do jump around. And the whole stadium does it. Last year was funny as fuck though, because Michigan was handling that ass.

Speaker: and the fucking PA, they did that over the PA, and all the players were fucking clowning the Wisconsin fan. And they were singing it and doing it and clowning on all of them because Michigan was whooping on Wisconsin. I was like, hey, your voice was supposed to do good. They were good last year. They just got fumped on Michigan was thumping everybody's ass last year.

Speaker: I'm kind of curious to see how they do this year. Wisconsin or Michigan? Michigan. No, I'm a Michigan fan. I give two shits less what Wisconsin does. Well, Wisconsin, they have a team. Here's the thing. Wisconsin, Penn State, Northwestern, and even Nebraska, they ride this roller coaster. They're very, they are

Speaker: they, I was the same way. They're very inconsistent programs. So Michigan State's kind of the same way as well. So you, they might have a good year or two and then they fall off for a year and then they come back for a year. So it's, it's, it's very up and down. So you never know. And then from week, week to week during the season, you never know. Um,

Speaker: What team's gonna show up for that game? This is why you have no friends in your adopted Haas. Wish you good stuff. Haas is a huge Tennessee Volunteers fan. I used to be. My first few years in Alabama, I was a Tennessee fan because they was running it. I don't like how T. Martin got done.

Speaker: He's got a tattoo across his chest. It's that orange and white checker with the big T right in the middle of his chest. Yeah, he loves the Tennessee ball. He's in the early 90s, but Alabama came in and I was living in Alabama. I was trying to side between Alabama and Auburn. Came Alabama fan. The bandwagon Alabama is getting pretty full. When you was gambling, you couldn't say it.

Speaker: There it is. There it is. Oh my god. Two brothers just knocked up their sisters. Another brother just knocked up his sister. Your sister next. I'm not knocking my sister out. I'm not a real time fan.

Speaker: Much like Costas Ma, much like Costas Ma, I'm dependent upon the sister. Wow. Take a number. I was living down here. Also, I also have a sister who's now my brother, so. I asked to watch Alabama and Auburn pretty close. Big down game and a good defense, but Alabama was just more exciting to watch. Yeah. And it was, I could win money gambling on them than I could on Auburn. So I chose Alabama real with them.

Speaker: been almost what, 26 years now? I tried to retire my hat before. I'm like, shit, what the? I mean, why? Auburn did their thing now. They got an undefeated national championship. I'm gonna give them that shit. Biggest Cam Newton? No, no, no. Just respect towards Cam Newton. And Cam Newton was minuscule compared to other schools. Very minuscule. Oh, no, I'm not. No, no. I was gonna, you said Cam Newton, and I was gonna say, before he

Speaker: harnesses what's left of his career. Should he just retire? Yeah. Just walk away. I'm not going to shit on the man's career because he was lost. He's 100 % let him play. But he hasn't been looking good. He did one good game in Carolina. He's doing good. He's done. I think he's done. Now has he had his interest? Yes. Has he played his football? Yes. Has he delivered? Yes. Is he Hall of Fame? Yes. And I would debate that all day with anybody. He should have never went to New England and he should never come back to Carolina.

Speaker: No, that's what I'm saying, like he should have just locked away then. They did him the same way to DST Smith, which is disrespectful. Well, they did Trent Delfer the same way. Yeah. Or not Trent Delfer, Delho. It wasn't there. They put him over there, they got rid of him. They did him the same way because he came to Cleveland and then he smacked the hell out of Carolina that year.

Speaker: Yeah, but he went to the Super Bowl. Cam made it to the Super Bowl. Cam was in the playoffs numerous times. Big ups to Cam. He is their best quarterback ever. He is Hall of Fame. No, I agree. No, I agree 100 percent. Like I said, I'm not shitting on Cam Newton. I just think that... Nick got issues with Deion Sanders. I don't know what they're going to do this season, but we got to beat Georgia. Georgia's walking around with their chest out.

Speaker: They should probably. They gotta defend their championship. Bama does not need to win anymore, but we just need to go ahead and let people know we still have. If it was coming forth this year. Not in making last year or the year before. We were in the playoffs last year. OK, what happened? We're still there. OK, what happened? What happened in Alabama? Lost in championship. OK, what happened was the last championship game? Thank you very much. Championship.

Speaker: I mean, I guess if we had to, if we cheated and won every season, then we could - But they're abusing our players and all that shit. It's not cheating. It's your doctors. I wouldn't want to play you if I had to - It was not even the football program. For the 900th time, it was not even the football program. That was Penn State. The doctor from Michigan was a gymnastics doctor. I still got bullshit going on your campus like everybody else, I don't matter.

Speaker: So does Alabama. What a dame has had to clean this college record that I've heard of. They heard no. Alabama's had all kinds of bullshit going on down there, but the thing is, and I've been saying this for years for years. As long as there's a committee that votes teams into championship games and or playoffs. An ESPN holds the majority vote and ESPN in the SEC is in bed with each other no matter what.

Speaker: Alabama or somebody else, if not, two SEC schools will always be in the playoffs. They get the numbers. The SEC schools got the numbers compared to everybody else. That's the story. They don't have the numbers. SEC football players. SEC football fans. Look at the markets that surround the SEC. They don't have the numbers. You go to these other markets where these other programs are,

Speaker: ESPN and SEC are in bed together. They have been for years. Because both of them were conglomerates. I'll give you that now. What are the families? And that is why. That's a hundred percent why. When the majority of the vote is held by ESPN, that is why. Okay. And they stay in the Southeast. I got that. But I used to argue Big East and ACC had better numbers than SEC about like, no.

Speaker: And I'm like, okay, so I sat back and watched. Everything seemed to be SEC football for the past 20 years, every fucking thing. I'm not just talking Alabama either.

Speaker: Well, you construe your numbers when ESPN, again, here we go. We're going to go back to ESPN and the SEC being embedded with each other and ESPN playing only. Yeah, but when ESPN is one of the biggest sports networks in the country and they've matured. Yeah, but they're in bed with the SEC. So when you go to ESPN, you get a majority of SEC

Speaker: sports on ESPN, especially football, because they're in bed together. Again, when you hold the majority of the votes, as far as who does and doesn't. ESPN only show the SEC games in the city. I didn't say they only show. I said the majority of the games that are played are on the SEC. Because I know all the games are being on all the channels, so I can't even keep up with who the fuck we are no more. Yeah, absolutely. Depending upon your region, like I'm in Ohio, I'm in the Midwest. So like our local channels are going to play Ohio State,

Speaker: They're going to play Michigan. They're going to show, you know, they're going to, but generally if you go to ESPN, it's the majority SEC schools every weekend. And that goes back to the contributing factor of ESPN and the SEC being in bed together. And as long as there's a committee, who gives more money in support? Oh, I, I would,

Speaker: Honestly, probably say at the end of the day, Notre Dame probably gets more money than anybody single -handedly. Because they're independent, yes. And they have that contract with NBC. Right. I don't know. I would be willing to say that as a conference whole, it would probably come down to the SEC and the Big Ten. But again, when you have a major network like ESPN in your corner for the SEC, that's going to help you. Yes.

Speaker: But I will also say, and I'm trying not to be biased here, but I would say that the Big 12 and the Big 10 have better fans and fans that will travel more than any other conference in the league. Look at your bowl games. Watch Ohio State go to a bowl game. It'll look like an Ohio State home game. Watch Texas.

Speaker: Now I know I'm Texas in Oklahoma. Alabama, Auburn, Tennessee fans, Florida fans will travel. Florida State fans will travel. But they're only traveling next door. No, it's going to fucking everywhere. Ohio State, I'm just saying like Texas fans and now I know Texas and I think Oklahoma, they're both in the SEC this year. Texas fans, Oklahoma, Texas Tech, Oregon. These are teams that notoriously are known for their fans.

Speaker: that will travel with ease, not even with a blink of an eye, Ohio State, Michigan, you know. So USC, their fucking fans will travel too. I don't know why, but Jesus Christ. Stanford and UCLA, they're the same way. So yeah, I mean,

Speaker: I think the SEC, I would say the Big Ten is one of those schools that brings in a lot of money. Outside of Ohio State, outside of Ohio State who can't seem to beat the SEC if their life depended on it. The rest of the Big Ten man handles the SEC for the most part. But I would be willing to say that as far as money wise and revenue for college football,

Speaker: Big 10 is probably right up there and that's without having ESPN in their bed. That's been a big debate lately. Yeah, and that's and that's and that's without having ESPN in their bed with them, right? Like the SEC is. That's what my biggest complaint has always been about the BCS championship games. And now the playoffs is that there's a committee that votes who goes and who doesn't go. The BCS got my respect when they made everything cumulative from big one halfway gating that if they carried it on through the seasons.

Speaker: I kind of halfway gave them that. And when I started seeing it, I said, okay, so they're not just doing it for right now, they're doing it like forever. I could halfway give them that. Cause it was always, it was always Nebraska, fucking Colorado, Oklahoma. They were always up there, Notre Dame, I got that. So they changed it up to where everybody else came in the game. And I could see where the conspiracy came in because it cut people's money.

Speaker: But when I saw it working as a collective instead of just individual seasons, I kind of gave them that. They counted every game matters. I'll give them that too. This motherfucker went to the bathroom. I'm flipping channels. Y 'all got to excuse me. The rest of them is about to come in. Sorry. But no, I kind of lost respect for the voting committee.

Speaker: This has been some years ago when, uh, when I watched Alabama go into the national championship and they lost two regular season games and lost the sec game. And then they were somehow in the championship readings. That was discussion readings. They said when Alabama doesn't play their numbers went down and it was just like, it doesn't matter about your fucking ratings. You're you're so, you know, you're tarnishing these Alabama championships because you're basically, no matter, you're basically saying,

Speaker: a three loss Alabama team compared to a one loss. Based on who they were playing. A one loss team in the SEC. Alabama went in there because of them because you wanted ratings. So therefore you've taught you've absolutely 100 % tarnished their championships. Alabama is number one again right now. Yeah, they're always ranked number one. No, they weren't always ranked number one. Ohio State's ranked for

Speaker: Michigan's ranked six. What's Alabama like two or not? I'm enjoying the war right now. Already close to Biggie. Anywho, that being said, Alabama, Ohio State, Georgia, Clemson,

Speaker: No, that's overrated asses up there. They're ranked four and then the most overrated team of all time. And I'll say this until, until I'm in my grave, uh, Notre Dame, stop it. Go away. Right now. Yeah. They're number five, Texas A &M is six. So this is the, uh, this is the AP 25 preseason rankings. That was just on.

Speaker: Uh, Alabama one, Ohio state, Georgia, Clemson Notre Dame, Texas A &M fucking Utah and Michigan's number eight, Oklahoma's nine and Baylor's 10. Uh, I thought they had the other top 25 on here as well. That's the AP top 25. I think the coaches poll is Alabama, Georgia, Ohio state, Clemson.

Speaker: Notre Dame, Michigan. One of the polls has Michigan ranked sixth in the preseason polls. They're pretty good last season. They do good. No, I'm not mad at the Michigan preseason ranking. That's a good solid ranking. They went 12 and two last year. They lost to Alabama in the national championship. Personally, I feel like they should have put Michigan versus Cincinnati and Georgia versus Alabama in the playoffs.

Speaker: Why do that? When ESPN controls everything and we could potentially have two SEC schools in there. Right. Look at it as a true fan and not an SEC fan. I know I'm looking, I'm pulling up music right now.

Speaker: Oh, hell yeah. Sorry, it was the end of the show and I hadn't got it out yet. I haven't pulled out yet. It's the end of the show. No, we do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. We will see you Wednesday night for a brand new episode of Nonsenseical Nonsense. Maybe we'll have the full crew here. Maybe it'll just be me and Tony. Hell, who knows? The way it's been going lately is just for me and Tony.

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Speaker: podcast at gmail .com We'll read your stories and get you a little shout out on the shoe And we do have a merch store, too If you're interested at teespring .com slash nonsense school nonsense podcast We're gonna wrap the show up like we always do with our guys in blacktop mojo I've become a really big fan of this song I've always liked it, but I like this cover of it, and I think it's gonna be our Monday closer Tony If you disagree with me, let me know when it's over

Speaker: And close as I kept rolling on I never thought you'd wind up chasing me But settle down, I won't hesitate to hit the highway

Speaker: And I'll help you find something to trust Before you drown

Speaker: You're tired of walking you below the ground Sidewalk will barely touch your feet Life moves too slowly to hold you down With ringing hands you take it out on

Speaker: I won't hesitate to hit the highway Before you lay me away is no hope Set a loop and I'll help you find something to drive

Speaker: Before you drive me insane To get yourself a car, drive it all along Get yourself a car, right on the wheel Get yourself a car, drive it all along

Speaker: Get yourself a car and ride it on the way

Speaker: You settle down I won't hesitate to eat the highway Before you lay me to waste, no It's get along And I'll help you find something to try

Speaker: Get yourself a car and drive it all along Get yourself a car and ride it on the wind Get yourself a car and drive it all along Get yourself a car

Speaker: Ride it on the wind, yeah. Yeah, buddy. I love that song. I feel that song right there. I like that song. I've always been a fan of that song. But when they did that cover, when it dropped last month or whatever, I was like, man.

Speaker: They did a hell of a good job on that card. There's something in that song, yes. There's a lot of creativity and originality in that song. I'm gonna give them that one. That's my guy Chris Borneau, man. I keep telling you. Check him out, man. Check him out. I think you dig him. But we do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. Make sure you join us Wednesday for a brand new episode of Nonsense.

Speaker: Nonsense. Like I said before, hopefully we'll have the full crew here. We got more urban legends coming at you. We're going to make them short, sweet and quick to the point and try to knock out as many as I can. Did the long ones first to get it started because I was diving into our areas, but I like the urban legends. So.

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Speaker: Well.