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BONUS! EP. 258: “The Best, Most Sarcastic, Anti-Woke, Anti-Globalist Episode of 2023!"  image

BONUS! EP. 258: “The Best, Most Sarcastic, Anti-Woke, Anti-Globalist Episode of 2023!" 

S5 E258 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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*THIS WEEK:* 


  • Kellogg’s!: “Theyyyy’re WOKE!”
  • Jada Pinkett Smith: “Worst. Wife. Ever.”
  • “My End of the Year Open Letter to Amateur Nation”.


*On “A la Carte”:* New York isn’t expensive enough, Megan Rapinoe goes woke, chokes, THEN goes broke, marking yourself “safe”, and time to shut down the Ivy League.


*On “3 Pro Things”:* one major appliance that SHOULD run on electricity, Oprah gets served, and a special Pro Thing for year’s end.


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*WATCH* the parody song: “He’s So Stupid (And We Hate That)”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kT8nBvvPl8

*WATCH* the parody song: “Oh, Say AOC!”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARSBDPysq5g&list=PLGw14MGhRN476V1fiL_Hn_i3cUNZtKLkT&index=6

*WATCH* the parody song: “We Want LA”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vQOSyZRXts

*WATCH* the video: “30 Things That Are Like Driving a Prius”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNKgabFyGMw

*WATCH* the parody commercial: “Teachers Gone Wild!”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWUEnfGQJKs&list=PLGw14MGhRN476V1fiL_Hn_i3cUNZtKLkT&index=4

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Transcript

NYC Congestion Pricing Plan Overview

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New York City is not expensive enough.
00:00:02
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Don't worry, the city that never gets better will be the first city and state in America to have their carefully marketed and named congestion pricing plan in sucker terms.
00:00:11
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That's pay to drive New Yorkers.
00:00:12
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Passenger vehicles, 15 bucks a day.
00:00:14
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Trucks, 24 to 36 dollars a day.
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Motorcycles, 750.
00:00:16
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That's almost 2800 a year for motorcycle riders, almost 5500 a year for cars and for you useless truckers as much as 13,140 dollars a year.

Megan Rapinoe's Financial Troubles

00:00:29
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Former overrated U.S. women's national soccer team choke artist and well-paid subway spokesman Megan Rapinoe is filing for bankruptcy.
00:00:36
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Nobody will hire me.
00:00:38
Speaker
Don't you hate when you lose your job because of your beliefs and words?
00:00:41
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Brandi Chastain scores the game-winning penalty shot past triple overtime into a shootout to beat China and immortalizing herself as a national hero.
00:00:50
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Megan Rapinoe chokes in a penalty kick against Sweden, ending her reign of unearned attention.
00:00:55
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Go woke, then choke, then go broke.