Nonsensical Nonsense: Just chillin like a villian

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Speaker: show. Hey, y'all but better look the fuck out today. My crayons are sharp, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, and my helmet's on tight, baby. We about to risen with the tism. Let's get with it.

Speaker: Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches. What, baby? What the fuck was that at the end? wanted to throw that other one in there. I

Speaker: just have to actually take time to do it. i wouldn' throw that other one in there i just have to actually take the time to really ah Take this shot.

Speaker: I didn't even get it on end. No, all i heard um wrong I heard was... that's That's why I looked up, because all I heard was... you but but Yeah, I think my computer wasn't fully ready for me to do that. It's kind of weird.

Speaker: It didn't play on my end, but I assumed it was playing on your end, so I was like, yeah, whatever, let it roll. No, definitely. All I heard was... you that one It sounds like the click is behind the studio. Yeah.

Speaker: yeahna actually i know you forget That's what you hear behind the truck stop. walla walla That's not coming from the click.

Speaker: Are you guys back home yet or are you still still living it up in the five-star resort that you're in? Wally's like, shut the fuck up. quick Don't laugh.

Speaker: It's not funny. It's just I'll get into that here in a few minutes. Hey, Annie. What's up, motherfuckers? It's Saturday. Happy Saturday. that means just nonsense well nonsense That means it's time for some nonsensical nonsense right here on the nonsensical network.

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Speaker: Why? God damn it. I'll talk about that. no I just realized I did something today. Anyways. You actually did something today. Damn it, I actually had to do something today. yeah I to do a fault today.

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Speaker: Wally, our one of our boys here on the network is already in there. Let's have some fun. Yes, you do. You do need some... You do need some points in there. Fuck you. ah I hope you get eaten by your bearded dragon. I'm just saying.

Speaker: That thing terrified the shit out of me. This dude lives with dinosaurs. What are you talking about? Bearded dragon. does so so he was on we He was doing a show and I popped up and all of a sudden his wife brings out this thing and it just scatters across the room and scatters across the desk. and I was like, what the fuck is that?

Speaker: You got a fucking raptor too? He's like, no, it's it's just dragon. I was like, what the fuck?

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Speaker: Drop a like. Drop a follow. It helps support our community it help supports our community, helps us grow, and it's free, especially if you like what we're doing around here. MK, what's going on, brother?

Speaker: ah sir I swear to God. yeah I was actually just talking about today. See how he spelled Jeff? people Jeffs that spell their name like that all need to be shot.

Speaker: I'm sorry, because that's just weird. Zamfios, as somebody who's known Jeff since we were about 15 or 16 years old, don't let him fool you. That's how he spells his name.

Speaker: that's how i sign it. It's like a big daylight sign that says, I'm super gay. I'm serious. I literally had this conversation with somebody yesterday.

Speaker: They're like, how do you spell your name? said, it's J-E-F-F. She said, oh, it's not G-E-O. I said, no, because people that do that are fucking weird.

Speaker: because he touched it Jeff is fucking weird because that's what it says on his geoff. It does not. I've never actually met somebody with their name spelled like that. Ed, he has his own name tattooed on his back. He has a lower he has a trip he has a trap stamp. They probably have their left left-handed too. There's nothing wrong with left-handed people. You watch your fucking whore mouth.

Speaker: You should go. oh Not at me.

Speaker: No, honestly, I can't do the left-handed throw. or I can't do anything with my left hand except this. I'm really good at that. I can't throw with my right hand either. I look ridiculous if I throw with my right hand. That's what saying. If I try to throw with my left and you try to throw with your right, we will look like we belong to the short bus.

Speaker: Well, yeah I would probably do a much better job than you throwing with my opposite hand. I'll tell you what, and I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Now that they have dodgeball anymore in school.

Speaker: I thought you were going to smack him. No, I'm going to smack you. Promises? Promises.

Speaker: Stop posting the show on my page. Oh, I'm sorry. I go through my list. Look there. and he was i go through my list i don' do that look thank

Speaker: I knew you'd like that. Just delete it. Just wait until my... I'm going to start putting rules and you're going to get violated. Promises? Promises. Don't threaten me with a good time.

Speaker: Love you, Nikki. I the damn show and like, you being a bad guy. Oh, yeah. don't. That was the first time I've done it, number one. Number two, I didn't realize it until after I paused.

Speaker: Oh, what was I saying? Yeah. yeah Wally said hi. Wally said hi. Zanthias gets me.

Speaker: I'm just saying. That's you. You're that ah, but not that dodgeballs is a thing anymore in school because obviously we have a bunch of fucking people that run around and think they're fucking dogs and cats in schools and some dude thinks he's a lady in school.

Speaker: So, whatever. But when i when we were growing up and, you know, you had boys and girls in gym class together. So the rule was that the guys had to throw with the opposite hand that they normally would do. Yeah, we didn't have that rule.

Speaker: Well, coach never believed me that I was left-handed. and Everybody told him I was left-handed, even the girls. He never believed me. So we had all the jock girls, all the girls who played softball and basketball and shit like that in our gym class.

Speaker: So they were trying to kill us dudes. Well, i was ah I was the ringer. I was the joker card because I could put all my power accuracy with the club team. But you're saying you're mildly ambidextrous.

Speaker: No, I'm left-handed. So I would throw with my left hand because coach didn't believe me that I was left-handed. So I got to throw with my... Did you throw that shit in hand? No. But he's like, no, he's definitely not renovated. He can't throw for three feet.

Speaker: He sucks. I see where he goes. Nope. So the girls would be whipping the balls. The girls...

Speaker: The girls would be trying to kill us. And I was the secret weapon. here because i know made You painted yourself in the corner. I didn't paint myself in the corner because... You're like, who's going to believe me that I'm left?

Speaker: yeah Yeah, he didn't believe me that I was left. Because who's left-handed? Not very many people. I get it. It's not like going to school. like I think there was me, Chris, and 27 other Christians in our class. your daughter that Your daughter, the one that draws, is she left-handed as well?

Speaker: and don't think None of my kids are left-handed. Really? Because apparently left-handed people are like some of the best artists when it comes to drawings. Hey, Arliss. Left-handed people are more creative in general.

Speaker: Yeah, I don't believe that for a fucking minute. I've known some of them, but can't spell their own name. You've had plenty of help with I created an entire network of shows and I made podcasts. I made a logo.

Speaker: um logos du I a logo. How are you doing, buddy? What are you getting into tonight? I need to hit you up here soon.

Speaker: Sir.

Speaker: No, but it's like, because I had a buddy of mine. Because coach didn't believe that I was left-handed. That motherfucker is all I can read about. Yeah, because coach didn't believe I was left-handed, man. I could go out there and just, the girls are trying to wreck us.

Speaker: Fair is fair. You want equality, bitches. I'm equally going to smoke your asses just like you're smoking the guy. So I would.

Speaker: Good God. Are you fucking honest? What did I have in my graduating class? I think my graduating class was 100, just shy of 100. Yeah, i think we were just shy 100 in my school. so Yeah, well which is why when you and met, they combined the three schools where you, me, and Wally met.

Speaker: Because they combined, was it, what the five or six schools for the three schools? East Knox, Centerburg, Mount Vernon, Clearfork, Fredericktown. What's the feel like there somebody else.

Speaker: Wally's out there still. It wasn't Shelby. it was and know Wally, what's the one we're missing? Is it Yael Eagle? I at the end of the day, we could Google it, but you know.

Speaker: and And they've probably added school sense too. so It wouldn't surprise me. It wouldn't surprise me at all. i damnville Danville. Danville, that's what it was. Oh,

Speaker: what well what why don one what was What was the guy that was in our class from Danville? The real tall, goofy fuck. ah darren Was it Darren? Is that his name?

Speaker: Yeah, I think something like that. at goy He was definitely inbred. Yeah. ive I think I've asked him about 14 times. Is your mom your dad your dad your brother?

Speaker: I'm just asking. Just asking. Nice guy. Any whoosies. Any whoosies, woosies. G off. Jesus Christ.

Speaker: I'm telling you. so Hello. Anybody who spells their name like that. um Exactly, right? i like What are you, just trying to be pedantic, you fucking prick?

Speaker: You sound like somebody talking about reading Odyssey or Odysseus or whatever fucking book you wanted to. You were just trying to be a pretentious asshole. You can't fucking read. Either way, nobody gives a fuck. You couldn't even tell me what the book was about. It's an American novel.

Speaker: No fucking shit, Jeff. It's the of Ulysses' life. Yeah, what's it about? Ulysses. No, you know what? I did start reading.

Speaker: I'm reading it online. I'm reading Don Quixote. You know what actually reading online? Porn. Facebook.

Speaker: Nothing. No, I don't fucking read. I don't actually go onto Facebook unless it's supposed to post the show. You know what I do? I go outside. Get some fresh air. never go outside yeah incredible you know who You know who reads?

Speaker: People named Geoff. Yeah. I'm going to tell Nikki you call her Jeff.

Speaker: No, we're talking about you. She's a fucking nerd. She knows it.

Speaker: The only person Jeff Everybody everybody was taller in our lab teachers. Not all the books I read are audiobooks. But I can do stuff while I listen to an audiobook.

Speaker: No, don't think so. You watch a lot of television and movies. Zampios. so Everybody was taller than Tinny. Even me.

Speaker: What's wrong with an audiobook? I listen to audiobooks while clean my house. claim that don't Don't claim to be reading a book. you You're listening. No, no, no. No, no, no, no. You're not reading. No, no here's the thing. Don Quixote, if you listen to audiobook, it's very confusing. But if you read it, you can actually understand what the fuck's going on.

Speaker: hand They use accents. Don't tell anybody, Chris. They use what? They use accents. Don about a Spaniard. I know what Don Quixote is about. and don quixote no don quixyote about a spaniard i know what du unty is about yeah and They use an accent when they, when the audio book, the guy uses an axe but accent.

Speaker: Don Coyote. that is please Don Coyote. It's about this guy who used to smuggle Mexican immigrants across the board. Don the Coyote. Oh, wow. don't know why you got to church it up and call him Quixote.

Speaker: That's his name.

Speaker: that his name No, but it's actually kind of funny. Don the Coyote. That's his nickname. His actual name is Frank. ah Donald. His actual name Don. condition

Speaker: Look at the picture making his own story pretty much. That's what I do with porn. If she's doing this, I've got a story going on my head.

Speaker: You should just never express that out loud again. you should just keep that to yourself. Yeah, because i'm so I'm so refined that I don't speak my mind ever.

Speaker: wait out Way to make porn a creepy show. You're welcome. I hope you never watch porn again. You're welcome. I am the cure for anybody's porn addiction.

Speaker: I'll explain the joke. Give me a second.

Speaker: Jeff watches porn on mute. Yeah, that's right, bro. You go over here. And I read the subtitles. Yeah. How do you like that, bro?

Speaker: yeah ah you like that girl I acted out like those idiots on TikTok. You don't think Sam likes me? Yes, he does. He loves you. Now, fuck it. Okay. That's how it works.

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: sam likes me yes he does he loves you

Speaker: now fuck it okay that's how it works good

Speaker: i was more china on the go I'm alone a lot. give me los if

Speaker: Jeff's secret is out. anyways It is Saturday night, by the way. We do have to open the door for anybody who'd like to come in. If everybody is welcome, everybody and anybody is welcome to come in and hang out. The link is in the chat. Linky link.

Speaker: um Arliss, Zanfios, um Blaze. I know Blaze is too good to come up here on Saturday night. Actually, Blaze said he might be coming up, but I think he was up a little bit late last night because by the time we got done last night, he was hired in the draft pussy and he decided he's like he was going to go hang out with Jedi.

Speaker: Yeah. I know where he was last night because I was there too. Yeah, you were. That's the sound that I was playing earlier. Rar, rar, rar. I was there, too. What up, walkers? was watching, and Blaze pulled up there. that he he was yelling He was like, oh, get your ass up here, Glick.

Speaker: And I was like, I'm watching wrestling with Cash right now. And when Cash went to bed and wrestling, those airb I was like, well, now I got it. I was playing Call of Duty because... Nikki was back here watching One Tree Hill and reading her book and everybody else had gone to bed. So I was like, oh, I'm going play Call of Duty and get my dailies in, my daily achievements and whatnot, my daily goals.

Speaker: Right. And then my dumbass fucking prestige. So all my dailies reset. Thankfully, I got them all done. But then they all reset. So I was like, I got to ones because they're going to reset at 11 o'clock tomorrow morning. So yeah, like on your train call duty it's like doing a streak, you know, because I do that with my French. I have a like, what is it? 63 or 64 days streak.

Speaker: And at like 1159, I'm like, fuck. So I just, I just popped in there and my camera off and was, was quiet. Didn't say anything. Yeah. Well, I have a question about that. I have a question about that.

Speaker: Do you ever feel like eventually that if we show up on too many shows, we're going to be like the Pauly Shore of podcasting? and Pauly Shore back in the 90s, he was everywhere. and Because we show up on so many shows? Shut the fuck up.

Speaker: I don't. Yeah, you don't do anything. We're lucky you that you show up on the shows that you're supposed to. hey Let's be honest. Turn my fucking camera on, that's what I do.

Speaker: yeah i don't I just don't want to become the Pauly Shore of the podcasting world. You know what I mean? i fuck His motherfuckers here again! No, I don't... I don't i mean... Good God. i don't think yeah We got done last night and I passed the fuck out.

Speaker: didn't go to bed until like 3-ish either. I laid back here watching True Crime Show. These goddamn True Crime Shows, they suck me in and I'm like... Fuck it. I'm laying here awake. It's not like I got anything going on in my life right now. It's not like i'm fucking working or anything.

Speaker: No, I did. You actually had to go do an interview? What the hell? i did have to get I did have to get out of the house today. I didn't leave the house at all this week, so I was like, I need to go to the vape shop. Weird, isn't it?

Speaker: That's why I said I'm a little disappointed in myself because I went to the vape shop, and and um'm I'm going to try to stop using these disposal ones because I'm tearing through them like crazy, and I know that they're high nicotine and whatnot.

Speaker: Well, they're not really too bad on price. but Yeah, but the juice. You can buy enough juice to last you a month. Yeah, and I've got this big-ass mod that Nicky bought me last year or something like that for my birthday or Christmas. And it's just sitting up there, so i was like, how let me go get some new coils and get some new juice. They don't make coils for the tank that I had, but so I bought me a new tank. But I'm digging the new tank because it kind of... what is that the Is that the big one?

Speaker: Yeah, I mean... Yeah, that's the big one. just one of the bubbles that It bubbles out. Yeah. don't know if you can see it or not, but it's got like yeah tiger slashes in it.

Speaker: I don't know if the black, silver, and gold kind of kind of go together. I don't know. So... I was like, well I got these two bottles of juice that have been sitting up on my desk for like or my dresser for like a year.

Speaker: So I asked the guy, does this vain juice go bad? Expire? Yeah. He's like, it doesn't necessarily expire, but it can kind of go flat you know like a pop because your flavor and everything can settle, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker: was like, all right, let me go ahead and grab another bottle. Well, I grab a bottle.

Speaker: ah come back here before we start to show. The bottle that I bought today was Fruit Monster Black Cherry. Okay. I look over at my dresser, and on my dresser, Fruit Monster Black Cherry.

Speaker: So like, God damn it. Now i've got a bottle and a half of this stuff. but look As long as it tastes good. I had one. yeah the first The first juice I ever got was a was a popcorn flavor, and I can't find it again.

Speaker: And I'm so pissed because it was so good. It literally smelled and tasted like popcorn from the fucking movie theater. Dude, I've had sign an amazing ah um had some amazing vape flavors from like banana nut bread that literally tastes like you're biting into banana nut bread.

Speaker: When I first started vaping, Wackman Vaping Burst became a thing. And I had my little pins, which I have somewhere around here. I still my original kit. You didn't have a lot of flavors like you do now. but you They did have...

Speaker: one of my favorite flavors that I had. What's going on, Samson? How you doing, brother? ah you could It's your open panel. You guys are welcome to come yeah come on in.

Speaker: Come on up. anybody Any of you guys are. ah but You can combine flavors. You still can combine flavors. had cola flavor so i had ah i had a i had a cola flavor and Jack Daniels flavor separately tasted just like cool yeah just like just like whiskey. and I would combine them and it was just like I got Jack and Coke, baby. Yeah, you get the flavor without getting fucking shit-faced. You know what I mean? And then I had like a Marlboro Light flavor that tasted just like a Marlboro Light. So when I was just quitting smoking cigarettes, that that was phenomenal. Because that's what I smoked was Marlboro Lights. and i know i i just like

Speaker: When I first moved here, i used to smoke Marlboro Lights. And then I switched to Reds and never looked back. Now, the problem is reds are reds are actually more expensive. So I get these. They're L&M.

Speaker: But they taste just like reds. Yeah, we have them up here. They're a cheaper brand. It's cool, man. Things are cool. Busy, busy, busy. Speaking of being busy, I'll bring that up here in just a second.

Speaker: um

Speaker: No, ah I did the complete opposite. Because when we were in high school, when I was smoking, I smoked reds. And then as I got older, I switched from reds to lights. Rip Dog, what's up, buddy? Rip Dog, what's going on with your brother?

Speaker: How you doing, man? So you went from reds to lights? Uh-huh. Yeah, downgraded. Like I went from yeah just the same thing as I went from from i went from Budweiser to light beer.

Speaker: Yeah, I've never made that. Same great taste. I'm jerk. don't know, whatever hell they say. Some great taste. so It's just a lighter cigarette. Yeah, something like that.

Speaker: It's just a lighter flavor cigarette. it doesn't mar leds Marble Red started giving me headaches. okay So I started smoking Marble Reds. bought the Pomo's.

Speaker: The Pomo's here? Jesus, they beat the shit out of my head. It's like we get hit by a baseball bat. and no Hats off to anybody that can smoke Pall Malls all the time because you're way tougher than me and I'll be the first to admit it because fuck. Usually the people that smoke Pall Malls are these old crazy ladies that sound like this when that cock.

Speaker: and smoke out No, no. My gang good grandmother, she she smokes as Benson and Hidges. Someone will knock you on your ass. I remember my mom used to smoke Misty 120s and they were like these skinny ass like cigarettes. Yeah. or yeah They were like seriously like a foot and a half long. But they were only about a three centimeter thick and I'm like, what are you Whatever. I need a cigarette. Was I sick when?

Speaker: rib I was sick earlier this week. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. I still wasn't feeling the greatest, but I was sick this week.

Speaker: Mocha Digger at the Nanty. Yeah, no, I agree. I agree 100%, Blaze. I can't... I'm not going to judge anybody for smoking, and I'm not going to say anything if I'm around it, but um I just... I don't like being around it. I don't like the smell of it. I don't like... It gives me a headache now. ah I'm not a big fan of... Like, somebody will...

Speaker: and we'd be out and about, somebody would outside to smoke cigarette and come back in and get this close to your fucking face and start talking to i'm like, bro. That's how I always talk to you. Yeah, well, <unk> start catching bows. and like Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but but you know but like yeah like, if I'm out in public and I go out and smoke cigarette, I make sure like, before I talk to anybody, I'm like, um I'm going to rinse my mouth out with some Jack and Coke or something.

Speaker: You got a point there, sir. But if you drink one night, you're going to turn into a woman.

Speaker: That's what I hear. mean, don't know. I don't know how true it is. yeah We should do an experiment. Go buy Bud Light Joe.

Speaker: Yeah, I'll get right on that. I don't buy beer. haven't bought beer.

Speaker: The last time I bought beer, I drank it on the show.

Speaker: On the balcony. head I got all drunk and called you a bitch all night. It was fucking awesome. You should buy beer more often. Yeah, I shouldn't. Honestly, i don't like I have no problem with people drinking, but I don't drink beer.

Speaker: I just don't drink.

Speaker: I ain't never been able to change. I don't know how i know how people... I don't know how Jeff... yeah Okay, that's the crazy thing. okay If I'm not on the show, I might have three cigarettes in like two hours.

Speaker: Maybe two, you know. before the field But on the show, when I'm sitting here talking, if I'm not smoking, I'm fucking weird. Six Bud Lights and it's G off.

Speaker: Stop. ah Yeah, no, even even when when we first started doing the show, i was smoking still. Or I stopped smoking, started smoking again, whatever the case may have been.

Speaker: But even still, Jeff, would you you would sit there but you' smoke like a pack and a half during the show, and then I'd be like, I still do. I still do. I finished last night, and I was like, fuck, I only got two cigarettes left.

Speaker: Yeah. Still, I need to go to the store.

Speaker: But, yeah, no, I, uh, but, uh, I'm not the guy who's going to say about anybody. That's why buy these pack of 25. Yeah. buy the packs of 25.

Speaker: And then doesn before the show, I bought a pack of 14. When you plow through 25 cigarettes. Oh, no, it's completely unhealthy. Well, it's worse because but if if I'm just sitting around watching TV, I smoke almost nothing.

Speaker: I encourage you. Or I'm on the phone, which I'm on the phone all day, I burn through cigarettes like you read about. But I don't smoke the whole thing.

Speaker: Why? I don't know. It's a weird thing. i i just For no reason, I put them out. like I got like that much left, and I'm going to put it out. I almost put it out just now. that that's You smoked that whole thing. go Yes, Danny.

Speaker: ah You smoked the whole thing at that point. like Literally, you're putting it out. The pack of 14s were 42 pesos for this pack, which is about $2.00. or forty two pesos for this pack which is about two dollars These are $46, so it's about $3. About $2.50.

Speaker: This is about $1.50 for the $14 and about $2 for the L&M I couldn't tell you how much packed cigarettes are around here.

Speaker: It's cheaper than your car payment, but not by much.

Speaker: ah yeah yeah why if you My understanding is cigarettes in the States are crazy expensive. It depends on where you are. i mean like cause i remember shit six, seven years ago, eight years ago when i you know when I first started smoking again, talking to a buddy of mine up in New York and he smoked Newports and he lived by the city. and Back then, a pack of Newports was like $14. $14, $15 for Newports.

Speaker: would hate to see what they are now. i would hate to see what they are next Because they finally reached that price. I think they're $10 or $11 for a pack of ports here now. But, but i you know, i also know that, you know, you go to the gas station and you, like, especially Speedway, um they have all the deals where if you buy three packs at once, you get them for, like, three-something apiece because of the discount whatever. Well, that'd be me. You know.

Speaker: But if you buy one pack, then you're going to pay you know six, seven bucks for a pack of cigarettes, however much it is for marbles. But if you buy them in the three, three, you know, if you buy three packs at once, then you pay like $3.58.

Speaker: I don't know. Well, you know, it's funny. It's like before, before I left for the Navy and stuff, my cousins and I got this bright idea that we're going to buy tobacco and roll our own fucking cigarettes. Okay.

Speaker: We used to roll our own cigarettes. And

Speaker: We realized very quickly that yes, it's cheaper, but B, it's a huge pain the ass because we had never rolled a joint or a cigarette before because we don't, I don't smoke weed. They don't smoke weed. that got but We had to find some stoner friend to teach us how to fucking roll a fucking cigarette. Now they have it to where you can buy your tobacco.

Speaker: And you can buy a box of cigarettes that have the filters on them. There's just no, so you just, and they've got a machine that has just puts tobacco down in there. Yeah. I also switched to a pipe for a short time just because I thought it was cool, but I was 14. I was what?

Speaker: That sounds like something incredibly douchey that you would do. It was one of those things. It was like my, my buddies and I went into a, a tobacco shop and they had corn cup pipes and we're like, we'll be cool.

Speaker: we were

Speaker: But they were like two bucks. So we were like, hell yeah. so It was cool for about 20 minutes until you try to pack a pipe while you're driving on the road. Smoke weed. Fuck tobacco. And if your boss don't like it, well, fuck him too.

Speaker: It's not about... I literally cannot smoke weed. Number one. I get sick.

Speaker: Smoking cigarettes is making you sick as well. Oh, I'm sure. But it's a slow death. But I'm here for it. I figure if I'm going to die, I'm going to do it my way.

Speaker: I encourage you to drink or to smoke two packs of cigarettes, maybe three on Saturday nights, and also hammer down like 14 or 15 Big Macs at the same time every Saturday.

Speaker: I encourage you. Because when you have your grabber, I want you to do it live on the show. Oh, now I'll do it in my sleep. I'm planning to die in my sleep. Oh, no, no, no. I'm coming, Elizabeth!

Speaker: It's going to happen on the show. And it's going to painful. And we're all going to laugh at you. Because nobody knows the number for 911 in Mexico. And nobody speaks Mexican. So we're just going laugh at you. And have great content. In the world.

Speaker: It's called Spanish. And have great content. No, it's Mexican. Because you're Mexican. Trust me. The Spaniards told me. They don't. you not excuse They speak Mexican.

Speaker: because're yours stupid because they're the coco Because they're the cockroaches of the Latino world.

Speaker: Yes. You're not allowed to speak Spanish. I will be taken by the angel of death.

Speaker: How am going to kill myself in 26? I'm just saying. Just what you thought you were. who Yeah. I never thought I was cool, let's be honest. What he's saying is you'll be taken by the angel of death in 2026.

Speaker: I know what meant. But I'm going to be the angel death until I die. Me being the angel of death next year when I come down there on vacation, I'm going to stomp your head in, chop you up and put you in a barrel. baby sorry oh I'm going to murder you because I'm the angel of death.

Speaker: for You'll be coming down to Cancun by yourself because I won't be here. You'll be there. Still talking about moving to France. but No, because um we have two paperwork. Probably still talking about a 3D printer.

Speaker: No, ah it all comes down to why buy one here if I'm moving there? you know how hard it is to move something that big? Internationally? Jesus, it's ridiculous. i don't know. They mail them all the time. It can't be that hard.

Speaker: no No, it comes down to I'm not gonna buy one and then pack it up and then try to put it on a plane. Fuck that. You got next. You got next one, buddy. What's going on with you, man? Just take it. Smoke the next call.

Speaker: Smoke the next call. Damn Skippy still talking about it. He's going to talking about it as I kick his door and as I'm screaming. It comes down to it comes down to the the um You can't stay on a tourist visa.

Speaker: You have to actually get a... I'm just going to kick the front door in and scream, the angel of death is here to take you, Jeff. And you'll like...

Speaker: As the cartel puts out riddles, bullets through your... which i Yeah, because you're tied into the cartel. yeah i have better luck than the cartel. I never said I was. like you you like There's a Sasquatch!

Speaker: Kill it! Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm friends with Chupacabra. He invited me down. CSA!

Speaker: nobody i got it Everybody says it. I watch it in the movies. Does that make sense? It's so disappointing because I wait for it all the time. Never once heard it.

Speaker: He is not a tight end. Trust me. You

Speaker: boys like wrestling shit. no Did he hit you in the head with it? Yeah, we didn't talk about that. I hope that shit gets paid. I really do.

Speaker: I would love to sit down. ah Jimmy Hart would be cool to have a beer with. I'd like to sit down and have a beer with Hulk Hogan and tell him how overrated and overhyped he is. Who's never a fan? And everybody that's in that room needs to record it, so Glick gets in his ass kicked by Hulk Hogan. I am not getting my ass beat by a 75-year-old man. You want to talk about content, motherfucker? Please! I might get mel the billion views kicker yeah i'll get a fake ass kicked in from a fake fighter.

Speaker: Still half worth it. Hashtag worth it. He throws a punch and he doesn't even have any contact. I'm like, it oh, what's happening it here? here yeah hu you' given it ah You give it a five minute delay and then all of a sudden you're just, whoa. my bad. i didn't mean to no tell you, Hulkster.

Speaker: o ah ah Wrong shirt, guys. You gave me the wrong shirt. my turn didn't cut You didn't cut it. You didn't cut it. I can't remember. No, that would still be a... Yeah, he is in pretty bad shape. rough A Hulkster's getting in rough shape, man.

Speaker: He's getting up there in age, but... It would still be a it would still be a cool cool cool opportunity, whether you like it or not. yeah Yeah, well, meeting any celebrity, as long as they're not a douchebag in real life.

Speaker: You know, like, you've heard those stories like, what was it? What's that what's that British... He does interviews like like Jimmy Talon, but he's the British guy. can't remember name.

Speaker: Apparently, he's a huge douchebag. Oh, Gervais? No, no, no, no. No, he does as like the late show. I can't remember his name. i Yeah, I can't remember.

Speaker: Apparently, he yelled at a waiter for talking directly to him. Motherfucker, he's taking your order. Calm down. Get you a handful of Hulk titties. Come that on behind him around and cup his titties.

Speaker: Yeah, Hulksters looking a little rough these days, man. But whether you like him or not, I was always more of a macho man guy. I was never a big Hulk Hogan fan. I was a Hulk macho man fan.

Speaker: I always thought Hogan was all hype, all overrated, just That and he crushed so many people and he buried so many wrestlers just to benefit himself. So.

Speaker: Yes. Yes. while While I dry hump him and cup his titties. Yes. the fuck are you doing? Just relax. Let it happen. Relax. I'm almost done.

Speaker: just relax didnt help but let it happen

Speaker: are you doing when my six-inch earthworm gets hold of you? Brother. Brother. Let's take this, brother.

Speaker: Yeah, i was going to say, don't they own like Muscle Beach or something down there? Rip Dog? He's got some place in Venice as well. earth Is Venice? No, it's Venice Beach.

Speaker: Something. That's in Cali. No, he's got something. Maybe that's where it is in Clearwater. Maybe it is. I don't know. I do want to try his beer. I'm not going to lie to

Speaker: Yeah, he just married some shit that's like... get hit with it and sue it like she's she's yeah she She's your stereotypical Floridian bimbo at the end of the day. Wait, what happened to his wife?

Speaker: They got divorced long time yeah let's See, I don't pay attention. Then he was with some chick that looked just like his daughter. That was weird. But then I had to remember that 90% of the population, well, 80% of the population between 25 and 35 in Florida, um especially along the coast, all look the same. All look alike, yeah. yeah

Speaker: Fake breasticles. I don't, I don't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I could never date a chick with fake boobs.

Speaker: Like, I'm sorry, huge turnoff.

Speaker: I mean, I'm not a fan of them, but I'm not going be mad at them. I'm not saying I'm mad at them, but I'm like, yeah, you know what? That's false advertising. I'm sorry. It's weird that they don't move. Yeah, they're like Nazis. They're just... like he I'm good. help heelvica pairs don't move okay They don't move. That's a Robin Williams joke, so you can't be mad. Thanks.

Speaker: and that you I didn't say I was mad. I just said it's a hell of a comparison. They don't. They're kind of creepy. Is this carryover from Wednesday night? are we Are we dancing around the floor again, Do you want me to do this road again?

Speaker: Here we go. Sure, why not? No, it's this weird thing. It's like, I don't... a Weird Nazi friend. That was my impression of Facebook. Yeah, I mean, yeah. I mean, um' I'm with you. I still want to see him. Oh, no. Oh, I want to see him. I just don't want to date you.

Speaker: I'm still going to motorboat you. but But, you know, I'm just saying. Like, I could never date a chick with plastic surgery either. Jeff, ladies and gentlemen, you have to understand, Jeff likes that fucking Mel Brooks guy, so I'm sure that's how Nazis act in Mel Brooks movies.

Speaker: You like Mel Brooks, dude. Don't fucking lie. I don't like Mel Brooks. Name one Mel Brooks movie that I love. Blazing Saddles. Wrong. don't like it It's incredibly racist and insensitive.

Speaker: Oh, you're so full of shit. Jesus. Oh my God. Wait, I gotta to go get my boots on because the bullshit's getting deep. Actually, i don't i am not a i am not a big fan of that movie, but there are scenes that make me laugh.

Speaker: What about Robin Hood, Men in Tights? Again, there's parts that make me laugh. I wouldn't say I'm a fan. like It's not a movie that I'm going to rush to watch if it's on.

Speaker: Oh, no. If I'm scrolling through the TV and there's a certain scene on, like, say, where they're dancing and singing Men in Tights, I'm going to stop and laugh, and then I'm going to change the channel.

Speaker: yeah huh but the

Speaker: Beard a dragon attack you.

Speaker: Jeff, your wife will be the last woman will date you. Damn. Wow. so damn wow Tell me how you really feel, buddy. Jesus. I'm ah the last woman in Mexico that will date you.

Speaker: And I'm out. That's why I'm leaving Mexico. Duh.

Speaker: I'm going to go destroy Europe next. Jeff's going to move to France and then Jeff's going to be like six months later, my wife moved to Germany. I'm going to fucking Germany. yeah Why'd your wife go to Canada? Trust me, I'm not following her there.

Speaker: yeah I hope so. I hope so. Yeah, you have to because we found you a new co-host last night. You're going to do a show. You and another guy are going to do a show.

Speaker: Steve from Canada. Steve from Canada. You guys are going to do a show together. Right here on the network. It's going to be gold. When was I consulted about this? Don't fucking worry about it. I'm the boss. I make the rules.

Speaker: Don't worry. It's going to be gold. I barely show up for this fucking show. It's going to be gold. All you have to do, all either of you idiots have to do is just show up and turn your cameras on and talk.

Speaker: Well, fuck, I do that now. That's all you do anyways. I mean, that's all he does. So nothing changes. Yeah. One night, two nights a week. I don't know who this team from Canada is.

Speaker: Steve from Alberta, Kentucky. Pass. Steve from Canada. You've talked for years on how you want to fight Canada, and I'm kind of I think you finally convinced me. I'm kind of feeling the same way.

Speaker: I'll tell you what, they keep booing our national anthem Donald Trump's going nuke their asses. shit see You see, you know, Canada's bitching about this 25% tariff thing that ah Trump put on, yet they have a 206 tariff on milk coming from the U.S. They've had it for five years.

Speaker: And they're bitching. They got a 30% tariff on meat. And there there's a whole bunch of shit. And they're like, Trump started a trade order. No, you fuckers started it. We're just kind of going right up with you.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: You fuck around, Canada. yeah They're going to send me in. You just wait until you become the 51st state Canada. Then you're all in trouble. You'll be the new Florida.

Speaker: We'll change the name from Canada to new Florida. Can we just put a dome around it? Oh, even better. And not punch holes in it so they all suffocate? Yeah, like a giant fish tank.

Speaker: there's Like a giant mason jar. Like a mason jar and you don't punch the holes it? No, we won't punch any holes in it. because you want to keep the fireflies alive. No, no, no. We don't want to keep the Canadians alive. We just want to watch them slowly,

Speaker: slowly disappear. soocate And then laugh at them the entire time. I see it like... I don't have a... But I'm not.

Speaker: Tax. um'm just I'm just saying. i have a i have a genius idea for a show here on the network, and I think it's going to be gold. I'm Because you two... I'm busy. four You two are like, I got your gasoline.

Speaker: No. and I don't know. Three shows are more than enough. I can barely get it up for this show most Saturday nights because I'm like, fuck, six hours is forever. Well, you know.

Speaker: I'm good. I'm good. yeah and By all means, I can use a break.

Speaker: i no How do you make mason jar commercials funny? You put a bunch of Canadians in them. I'd buy that. The world's largest mason jar. What are you going to do with that? Stuffing Canadians in it. Speaking buying things, my kid watches this guy on YouTube Shorts, right?

Speaker: And he buys action figures.

Speaker: But like he's got like Dexter and that. They're 500 bucks a pop. And I'm like, What the fuck is wrong with you? yeah Like they're super detailed and stuff, but I don't i don't get it.

Speaker: Like lamb and tuna fish.

Speaker: i don't I don't get the concept. Like, yeah, it's it's nice to look at, but i mean, the dude's got like 50 grand sitting on a shelf. Are they worth anything?

Speaker: I don't know. i just know that he's he' said he's got this venom that fell the other day and broke. And he fixed it. He says, if I have to replace it, it's $500. And he showed the link.

Speaker: it was $458 or something like that. was like, well, technically $500. But still, can do more with $450. It's bit about how much shipping and stuff is, but... four hundred and fifty bucks bit about how much shipping and stuff is I mean, I guess if it's got value to it, I mean... Well, like said, the Dexter, he's got one Dexter, and then he took Art the Clown and put a Dexter head on it and made the Bay Harbor Butcher version because the Dexter that was... It was Dexter in the lab, so he had his bag and he had this button-down shirt on, his badge and all that.

Speaker: It looked really cool. And then he did the... He took the body from um Art the Clown, put Dexter's head on it, and then ah use that body to put the clothes of the Bay Harbor Butcher. you know the great The green button, now long sleeve, the leather apron thing.

Speaker: Looked really cool, but I was like, still, dude, 500 bucks.

Speaker: I mean, I second, you had that kind of money. That's not the point, but I don't, Like, ah don't...

Speaker: I don't... Like, I can think of about 400,000 things other than I would buy. Because it's one thing to have a cool little display. But it's another thing to... The guy's got like 40 grand worth shit hanging on in in glass cabinets.

Speaker: Nice. but

Speaker: Did you hear but could you hear about the guy and a while back? or This was back in the 80s. He put an ad in the like National Enquirer that he could buy solar-powered clothes dryer.

Speaker: He was charging like 300 bucks. and People would order and he'd send a clothes line.

Speaker: and I was like, you know what? I'm not mad at it. Genius. The guy made like half a million dollars. Yeah. Before the National Choir would stop running the ad.

Speaker: Genius. I'm not mad at it, dude. $3 piece of rope. $3 piece of rope. He'd get $200 for a man all day long. Oh, you would throw in some extra clothes pins.

Speaker: Yeah, that's I'm to tell you.

Speaker: Thank you for your purchase. Just a little something-something. I'm going to buy another $500 action figure. Yeah. Yeah, i mean, well, like you said, you know, everybody has their thing, depending upon what the guy does for work and what he does for money. ah You know, that's his thing. I assume that's what he does. is this yeah Well, I think they're write-offs because they're, yeah, they're for his YouTube channel. I get that.

Speaker: But, so like... i

Speaker: I don't, I just, I don't... I get it because he does it for his YouTube channel. That's one thing. Because I watch guys guys that build dioramas that are extremely detailed and they do it for their YouTube channel.

Speaker: It's really entertaining stuff because they they weather and make it look like it's really old and shit. Oh, dude, love watching people. Sounds so entertaining. Dude, i will it's it's like ASMR.

Speaker: Because they don't say anything. They just build a fucking house. I like to watch paint dry. It's very entertaining. I'm telling you it's awesome. Hey, man, teach your own.

Speaker: It's all right. I don't watch true crime dramas, so. Yeah, because it probably scares you. Probably. which said Let's be honest. We already know you have, what is that called? Angoraphobia or whatever?

Speaker: Angoraphobia. Yeah. We already know you have that. We'll all start watching true crime shows. Especially the one I'm watching now because the guy that married.

Speaker: Just for a different way. Check my Facebook. one the new here it's Yeah, I got you, buddy. I didn't know I should bring it up on the show or not, so I hadn't. You mentioned something. What's going with Wallace?

Speaker: something ah what's going on wo wall

Speaker: Checking it out. The new show I'm watching now, the guy that narrates it creeps me out, but also makes me laugh because he's like, yes.

Speaker: You're in a small town like yours. Oh, no, no. That guy's like, yeah, fuck that. I'm out. He's like, a small town.

Speaker: Like, what is this, fucking movie guy? No, I'm out. to Because that's the show that I'm watching is Murder Comes to Town, and it's all about these tiny-ass podunk towns like where I'm from, Bladensburg, you know, like where nothing ever happens and somebody murders an entire family.

Speaker: And he used be like, it was a cold February night, and the family wasn't asleep, huh? and then they worked it. And of like, wow, dude. li I'm watching the case. I'm just waiting to see what you see I'm waiting to hear what you say next, buddy. I don't care what the fuck you say. Just keep talking. it Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Ladies and gentlemen, your family got murdered.

Speaker: The cops were everywhere.

Speaker: In a small town. Coming to a small town yours. Murder. It's dramatic enough. Let's go ahead and church it up a little bit higher with Bob, tell this story in that cool voice you do. Nope. Now you got it stuck.

Speaker: Coming near you to a small town like yours. Murder, murder, murder. Everyone's getting murdered. damn That escalated quick. yeah but like yeah It's the funny thing because serial killers, they're always like, and he was such a nice guy.

Speaker: he kept doing stuff a lot, though. That's because he was murdering your neighbor. You were next. Did I ever tell about that?

Speaker: You remember in Mansfield, there was a there was a guy that was a serial killer. and you not ah Not like major. he you killed like four people. But the fucked up thing is like a week before this dude was caught, my dad changed his water heater.

Speaker: my like Because dad's reading the paper one day and he's like, ah that's interesting. And my mom's like, what? He's like, they gave this guy's address in the paper here.

Speaker: Apparently killed like three people. And she's like, when? like He's like, well, I was at his house yesterday and they arrested him today. Christ. because What up, Manny? Good thing he went on a Wednesday because Thursday he was killing folk.

Speaker: This is kind of a weird thing. Yeah, they're always stereotymatic. yeah Yeah, some of them. now in there Handsome. Al Bundy. Al Bundy. Ted Bundy. Al Bundy, that's Polkai in Jersey, was killing folks.

Speaker: Yeah, Ted Bundy is supposedly handsome. Oh, yeah, serial killers. They're fun. They're weird breed. I wish we had more. i think we i wish we had more

Speaker: You know that they say that you that you that you run it that that you come into contact? what is that What is that number?

Speaker: It's a six-grace separation thing. You come into contact with like 10 serial killers in your lifetime.

Speaker: That's fucking scary. That's awesome. Well, no, you know what's something else I saw? I was watching a YouTube video, and it was like they a news group took a video of people walking down the street.

Speaker: Nothing crazy. And then they took it to a prison. And they said, pick out the people that you would have targeted. And apparently, you know, there's three types of people. There's the person like you and I walk, where we're like, come on, I wish a motherfucker would. They're like, yeah, we're not going to deal with that guy.

Speaker: There's the people that walk around just have no idea what the fuck's going on. And they're just kind of like, um. And then there's the people that are real meek and... And the meek, that's who they go after. they're like, yep, I would take that guy out to tonight. so like And the people that are just walking around like they're lost going, um um yeah, you're getting murdered.

Speaker: Yeah. And I was like, that's weird that they classify that. And they all pick the same people.

Speaker: Yeah, I don't see that. I don't see the Ted Bundy handsome thing. What do you mean citation, please?

Speaker: I dated a guy in college who was later arrested. Whoa, shit. Nice. I know you. I'm a blaze. Dodged a bullet there, Randy. It's not always the quiet ones. ah yeah i'm with el was a story how was that What was that MTK? or what what was the guy the the He was like a pastor.

Speaker: And the only reason they caught him because he used the church printer? I think it was BTK, but I don't think he was. BTK, that's who it was. He wasn't a pastor. He worked at the church or some shit like that.

Speaker: Everybody loved him.

Speaker: Well, yeah, I mean, John Gacy was a quote-unquote pillar of the community. He was into politics and dressed up as a clown.

Speaker: Yeah, see, that's that's creepy that when your boyfriend's like, don't be too quiet. You all attract fucking weirdos like me.

Speaker: Citations. Oh, I'm looking. i'm looking charlie He's wanting receipts. but I don't know why. like, don't throw out fake news.

Speaker: I don't know why he's asking me. I'm not Jeff. like I'm not Jeff. You know I don't just throw random dumb here Listen here. You're the one that you asked last night. You were That's not a real story about that 100-year-old movie.

Speaker: It is. i I have a feeling that it's just an advertisement for that alcohol. Because it's a short.

Speaker: It's a sci-fi. It's supposed to be a sci-fi thing. I don't know. I don't think it's real. I really don't think it's a real film. I think they're just saying that to stir up business. Because nobody's going to be around in 100 years to watch it. And you might not even be able to watch it in 100 years.

Speaker: No, because it's supposedly locked in the vault, and the vault's on a time lock. Did it have a DVD player in there with it? We don't know what kind of electronic devices are going be around. that's I'm just saying, I don't think there is a fucking movie. I think they just used it to stir up hype.

Speaker: It's just a fucking flash drive. It's Rick Roll. It's a fucking Rick Roll. Ha ha ha. That would be fucking genius. It starts with a picture of the cognac and it kind of fades out.

Speaker: And all sudden it's like, we're going to get it beautiful. Motherfucker! A fucking years? for this You know what? I'm not mad.

Speaker: That's what we should do. We should make a video and release it in a hundred years. And it's just a giant Rickroll.

Speaker: So there's no definitive studies or figures to support the claim, but there is the idea that is out there that is floating around that the average person walks past 36 murderers in their lifetime.

Speaker: Well, yeah, but murderers or people that have killed people, that's a big difference.

Speaker: No, no, no, because because like, for instance, if you walk past Connor and we've killed people, but we're not murderers. Because it was military stuff. you know if If you walk just down New York City, you probably need more.

Speaker: Murderers in cold blood versus somebody that killed somebody of the military is two different things.

Speaker: Did I say anything about pretend military killings? Listen here, played Call of Duty more than anything. Murderers. there's no you're you're You're trying to create an argument for nothing that's there. I'm not arguing.

Speaker: What's the definition of murder? What's the definition of murder? Killing someone.

Speaker: Does that pertain to anybody killing somebody in the line of duty, whether it's a police officer, or military, or anything else? Some people may think it does. That's what I'm saying. you know, you've got to be specific with these things, especially now. It's 2025.

Speaker: You get canceled for shit like that.

Speaker: say

Speaker: So 36 Self-defense There's another one like The unlawful Premeditated killing of one Human being by another That is the definition of murder Is that what happens When somebody kills somebody in the line of duty but Whether they be police officer, military personnel Or you kill somebody ah self-defense yeah In self-defense In self-defense It's not murder.

Speaker: You just wanted to do some weird flicks thirty about the military. no No, I was being serious because I couldn't think of the words in the line of duty, but that's what I'm saying. if Depending on whose side of the courtroom you're on you technically could be considered yeah could be considered a murderer.

Speaker: Depending on which court you're in. depending on what you believe, you believe in killing babies or not killing babies. And yeah, some people would consider that. ohio says it is Yeah, there's that. It is.

Speaker: It is. Yeah, it is the premeditated, act of murder, of killing another human being. That is murder. yeah fuck It's nothing to do with the military or the police when you kill somebody in the line of duty or in self-defense. Depending on whose side of the courtroom on. We're going to some weird-ass random military flex out there.

Speaker: No, no, no. It comes down to depending on which side of the courtroom you're on, if you kill someone, no matter what, the opposite side of the team is going to call you murderer.

Speaker: i think I think the random, I think I heard that thing about the number of serial killers you come across in your lifetime was in the 70s and 80s when there was literally hundreds of fucking serial killers.

Speaker: Okay. Well, yeah. I don't think that's a of people. Yeah, i that number's probably less now. i think i think yeah i think today I think today that there's only... and the FBI database that they are aware of, there's only... like there's There's less than 50% or 50 active serial killers that they are aware of.

Speaker: Here's my question, though. to In America. legitimate question No, and this is a legitimate question. well At what point do you become a serial killer? I think it's anything after three murders is what is considered a serial killer.

Speaker: And that's not a rampage killer. Does it have to fit a pattern? um I was going to say, but does it have to fit a pattern? Like, if I only slit their throats or if I only stab, you know? No, if you no and I mean, no, because generally most serial killers do have a pattern, but yeah, that doesn't include like impulse killings or rampage killings, because like, well, like the biggest shooters.

Speaker: He's not a serial killer. He killed a whole bunch of people. Right. He's just shooting into the crowd. That's different. Or Columbine. You know, when the kids went off a Columbine, that's not They're not considered a serial killer. Yeah, going to be spread out over a certain amount time. You know, like I don't like the fact that Ed Gein is considered a serial killer. I don't know who Ed Gein is. Who did he kill?

Speaker: Ed Gein was a ah grave robber. Ed Gein is what Texas Same-Sail Massacre is based off of. Because Ed Gein would... would would take the skin from corpse and and it actually had like made lampshades and furniture and shit like that out of skin and he had like yeah you werere weird he had like two or three kills I can't remember how many he had but I don't like the fact that he's considered a serial killer because he's like barely there but his actual crime was know grave robbery and and Gacy John Wayne Gacy he killed fuck of other people

Speaker: john family johnlene gey help Dude, how funny was that and Dexter, the the new series where he younger and he's he's trying to figure out how to get rid of bodies.

Speaker: He's seen all these serial killers in case he shows up. I loved it. I was like, holy shit. ah ah those cut I don't give a damn what anybody does. you're going to kill babies, you can kill babies. If you don't want to kill babies, don't kill babies. young At the end of the day, it's none my fucking business.

Speaker: what you If you're a dirty fucking whore that uses abortions to as birth control, then that's on you. Karma's a bitch.

Speaker: Yeah, you're there to be ethereal before yeah well before the internet in dna a and DNA and everything. Three bodies. Oh, not here, because they here they don't have a computer database. They've got a Rolodex.

Speaker: Yeah. I don't know.

Speaker: cell phones and facial recognition make it a lot harder. Yeah, exactly. That's why I said there's there's less than according according to the FBI and their their database, there's less than 50 active serial killers right now in the United States that they know That's still a lot.

Speaker: I mean, it's still technically a lot that are potentially still running around. Once again, because if you put 50 people in your house, you're going to notice. There's 50 people. That's a lot of people.

Speaker: yeah but i mean you can look not the deal you You could literally have one serial killer in every state. they're gonna they're gonna blame Okay, I see what you mean.

Speaker: It's not like all the serial killers. Back in the day... all hang out in Florida. i mean they were there i mean yeah It seemed like serial killers were all up and down the West Coast.

Speaker: Oregon, Washington, California. you know That area. yeah track up to Texas, Florida, stuff like that. Indiana. The Midwest. um you know so But there were just so many of them.

Speaker: I mean... You got a lot of easy targets out there. Stupid college girls, stupid hookers. Stupid people in general. yeah i e i know i don't I was just about to say, that's just called Darwinism.

Speaker: know They're doing the Lord's work. I'm just saying. They have to F up to begin with any of that to work at all. have to e up to begin with any with to begin with where any of that's yeah This is true exactly Because if you do it right Like hey let's go for a walk And oh look no one can hear you scream i mean i've getting I've been getting away with it For like 25 years yeah yeah The trick is to sprinkle the meth On the Salt band That's my signature Yeah it just like the yeah

Speaker: Stop sprinkling meth You're wasting the meth The meth bay is struck again. How do you know? sprinkled meth on the body. He sprinkled meth. on know He sprinkled meth. You finally go to jail. with theport I'm the meth bay killer.

Speaker: Why the meth bay? Because I sprinkle meth on the body. Why did you waste the meth? Because I don't smoke meth. I don't know. It just seemed like a good idea at the time. everyone Everybody else is a trail. Because they assumed I smoked meth, but I don't.

Speaker: Everybody has a signature move. That's mine. and Just because you strangled a bitch. wait How unoriginal. I'm at least original. I speak the Sasquatch killer.

Speaker: Sasquatch killer.

Speaker: A meth killer. That's okay. I just...

Speaker: i just ah Yeah, well, you know, you that that's the other thing. You know, people really are... I mean, there are the people... there People really aren't as trusted. And people are more aware of their surroundings. They're more observant. Oh, yeah. You know, we we... I think as a society, to a certain degree, to a certain degree... Certain generations are. The newest generation, not so much, because they're always down the phone.

Speaker: But, I mean, even still to... yeah I... But, I mean, even still to a certain degree, I think people are just more aware. They're more... They're more cautious as a whole. where I mean, like, you know,

Speaker: well the ted bundy's yeah quote Ted Bundy, quote-unquote, was just a handsome guy and would and and it would like have his arm in a cast and would be like, oh, hey, pretty fraternity or sorority girl, can you help me? And then, oh, I'm getting my car, and then now I'm going to go do the Murdy murder.

Speaker: He's a Volkswagen Beetle, so how dangerous could he be? And for the love of God, fucking Jeffrey Dahmer was like, you know You guys want to Party, party, party.

Speaker: just want to watch the video. Watch the movie. It's so fucking creepy. I'm just going to watch murder porn. It's one of those things. get it. You've got a kink, but you know, I mean...

Speaker: i just it's one of those things it's like i get it you got a kink but you know i mean But as you say, yeah, people are more... they're They're like, let's not walk down this murder alley here. What size ring?

Speaker: yeah I don't know, like 12, 12 and half. Something like that. Really? I don't know what mine are. What? I don't know what my ring size is.

Speaker: A child's two. Probably. i have to actually literally i don't know if you could can see that, but I had to actually put

Speaker: String on it to actually keep it on my finger. Because they didn't have my size. yeah Most guys' girlfriends in high school had to put yarn around their class rings when they wore them.

Speaker: Where the fuck do you think I got the idea? Jeff had to put yarn around his stringer to wear his girlfriend's class ring.

Speaker: She was like, yeah, your rings. She was a big girl. and She was like, yeah, sorry, Jeff. Your ring's not going to tree. had climb her like a tree. I'm just saying. No, actually, Jenny was smaller than those. Cannibals.

Speaker: Don't know. Well, some don't. Most of them do. heard that. I heard that because what's it, Jeffrey Dahmer, that said they make them taste like shit? Oh, I have no idea.

Speaker: It just makes me want to get more fucking tattoos. I do the silicone ring. I had one of those. i Actually, had a couple of them on track. One somewhere, but I've lost it.

Speaker: This is one of my favorite ones.

Speaker: Dude, I saw a ring I want to get. got an order of mine. Yeah, the tungsten ones. I saw one on a lion I want to get. it's a It looks like ah a motorcycle tire.

Speaker: like They look really cool

Speaker: cool. I can't do pinky rings. I can't do thumb rings. It's weird. No cock rings, Jeff. I got three of those on.

Speaker: Even why? One is too big.

Speaker: One is too big. let alone through One what? One Cochrane would be more than one. Oh, yeah. I've never actually seen a Cochrane. I don't know. I've never actually seen a Cochrane.

Speaker: Have you never been to... No, I don't go. I don't hang out to those... I don't hang out to those. I've been to one once. I wasn't in there for a gag. Look, check that out. How cool is that?

Speaker: didn't say... That just looks like a regular car. and and They don't even look like a car tire or motorcycle. That's not even a good example. It just looks like a ring with grooves in it. Let's see if can find picture.

Speaker: Um...

Speaker: Yeah. ah The fuck are we even talking Well, we were talking about serial killers and for a little bit

Speaker: bit. There's a... super Dude, they have super swapper rings. You're a ceremonial ring, correct?

Speaker: What ceremonial? I was just about to ask same thing. I didn't want to sound stupid, I'm glad you did it first. Are you talking about like wedding ring? You

Speaker: like gotta see this.

Speaker: They're super swamper rings.

Speaker: That's dope. In case your fingers get stuck in the mud. My wedding ring I wore for my yeah my wedding my my rent wine wedding ring i wore her 11 years and worked in building maintenance and all kinds of shit.

Speaker: Shortly after my ex-wife and I got married, i we took it to work and I put it in a vice and we hit it with a hammer. You know what it was? No, it was tungsten because they said it wouldn't scratch. and it was and we were trying You're like, to test this out.

Speaker: ah yeah so Yeah, that's what we did when I worked at OSU. We had the guys, we put it in a vice, cranked it down on the vice. It didn't bend. We were smacking it with ball-peen hammers and screwdrivers just to see if we could... you couldn't even scratch.

Speaker: I was like, okay. yeah I'd like to know what the hell. that That's the kind of ring I'm talking about. Those are cool.

Speaker: Made a spin-off. What are you grateful for, Jeff? What's up, Michael Bathurst?

Speaker: Buy it first.

Speaker: I don't know you all know. as a No, I have absolutely no idea. Really? Making jewelry? Making jewelry? Hello, new best friend.

Speaker: She make me some blingety bling. Bling, bling. Some bling, bling. as Well, there you go. Jeff, at least somebody likes your headphone.

Speaker: See? but

Speaker: I slapped a... Damn, man. I don't think you had an actual tungsten ring, buddy. I think you were alive. That's what I call my gun on Call of Duty because I'm camo-grinded my guns trying to get... So I've got, like, all my assault rifles are gold, which unlock the diamond camo for them.

Speaker: So, but to um to like unlock the gut diamond, you got to do like one achievement. So when I unlocked my first one and I was playing, I was like, got my bling, bling, bling, but

Speaker: bling to the face. The lobby do yeah du the lobby was like, what do you doing? Are you retarded? i was like, I got my, I'm talking about my gun. It's diamond and it's, and it's a gun. So it's my bling, bling. He's like, Oh my God, you've got to be white. was like, yeah, I'm unfortunately I'm white. Yeah.

Speaker: same You are the only one. wonderfulful yeah you know what you know what's funny? It's my wedding ring. Yeah, right? That's that's wild. ah that's you Yeah, man. i did mine Mine was. and Like I said, we put it in a vise and we smashed the shit out of it. and Gouged at it with screwdrivers. and but The funny thing is when my wife and I got married, we were broke as shit.

Speaker: So my wedding ring cost like $3.00. And I still got it. I haven't replaced it. and The gem is still there. think. Yeah, it's still there. She probably says something.

Speaker: Have that Spice Girls look. No, it's an e-girl. Jeff's an e-girl. Hey, free is free, buddy. I'm just saying. All right. eight free as free buddy i'm just

Speaker: Well, my ring that I wear, and I told Nicky, I was like, this is perfectly fine. like You don't have to get me anything. i just It's a little cheap matching set that I got off of Amazon that when you put them together, there's like a heart on it.

Speaker: So when you put our rings together, that was just a set that I got. Oh, it's got a cutout, you mean? Yeah. Oh, okay. yeah I've seen those. if you can see it or not. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, okay. see it.

Speaker: and It's just a cheap little ring off of Amazon, but I've been wearing it since the day we got and it seems to hold up pretty well. so Once tungsten Carmite is treated, it's... I'm actually watching a guy. He does... I'm saying Untrackable is a goddamn monster.

Speaker: yeah well He likes to beat up little kids, too. Well, he does.

Speaker: It's cute. It is cute. Shut up, Untrackable.

Speaker: He's a glowing star. Yes, I am.

Speaker: They flash and vibrate the same. Yeah, it's synced. Synced up. I'm just saying.

Speaker: It was a set. He is glowing something. My mouse matches.

Speaker: It was a set. came with it It was free. i don't care. So you got headphones, mouse, and butt plug? Yep. I'm wearing all three. You want to I'll show you during a break, buddy. There's a lot of things in life that i I never want to see, and your butthole is one of those things that I never want to see. Okay, so I have a question.

Speaker: Blaze controls it with an app. I know. Yeah, he does. He's got the vibrating button. ah Calm down, Blaze. Daddy Blaze. but Hey, Daddy Blaze.

Speaker: I'm down. I'm live. There's short circuit in this fucking thing. No, I don't get the concept. I understand what they're for, but I don't think it would be comfortable to wear a buckler, honestly.

Speaker: i was going to say, what the fuck are you talking about? I know you would never wear one. I would never wear one, but I don't get the appeal. minte sir I get it. but Fuck, it just blew up on the market to the point where you see videos of chicks twerking. You're like, yeah, I can see your butt. What's the mouse and headphone set called?

Speaker: It's actually their company called Beast. ms Oh, fuck. I had it here. have the case. Hold

Speaker: on, let me see here.

Speaker: Not beat, beast. They are... actually have like a... Just case it. Yeah. have my own line.

Speaker: Let me see if I can grab the box. I'll be right back. It'd be funnier to put on... be fun to put them What?

Speaker: yeah she start trick some like from ah what Yeah, no, I'm not doing that. oh I got too much stuff over here that I would ruin. It'd be funny to put a mouse in the rear and scoot around control it.

Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: This is the the front of the box.

Speaker: s STF Beast is the brand name. So there's something weird. Why did you? Oh, no. The kids destroyed it. Box. Take that. Why you wearing mom's shirt?

Speaker: They need to support this. the Jeff is the only one wearing them headphones and will be the only one wearing them headphones. I promise you. They have a whole line of different things. These are just the one that came free when paid my internet last month.

Speaker: Yeah, they're some weird Mexican brand, I believe. No, no, no. jerry andra bo They're actually... um

Speaker: I want to say... got to figure out what's called what brand they are. Or not brand, but where they have origin.

Speaker: they didn' They got a whole bunch of different cool ones. They're like, that, like, uh, Fireman Rich has got those black ones that are with the green. That's so they have those too.

Speaker: they They have one red. Like, yeah, they are.

Speaker: Why is the internet company giving out free headphones? ah it is cause It was like they had a promotion going on where it was like because I've paid my internet bill on time for the past X amount of years because some people are late.

Speaker: I got to get a free gift. They do it every once in a

Speaker: while. Dude, when I look them up, the only place that I can find them, everything is in Spanish. They're comfy.

Speaker: ah comfy That's all that fucking matters, and they work. And they were free.

Speaker: You keep reiterating they're free. I don't believe they were free. I think you actually went and purchased them. I purchased them. I would have gotten this set. And you're like, these are cool. They glow. lilly d the ones The guys will think they're awesome. And then we just made fun of you. And they're like, damn it. I'll just tell them they're free.

Speaker: which We don't care. We're still going to make fun of you, whether they're free or not. You're still wearing them. but

Speaker: Next text.

Speaker: Bathurst says, I love you have a door. He's new here.

Speaker: Why am I being mentioned in that? Beast Electronics LLC is American audio production company. Founded in 2006.

Speaker: so You're fucking losers. Of course they have a door. It's a bathroom.

Speaker: my own little office. He's new here. He might not know that you are have a boffice. Yes, I have a boffice. You're using plug.

Speaker: You're using a plug without knowing its origin. Yes.

Speaker: Yeah, right. Uh-huh. yeah how are you

Speaker: but but well I went and looked at I actually looked at a couple different sets before I went to the top because I was going to get those JBL ones that I was telling you about the noise canceling ones but I couldn't find them I could don't only order them online and they were like I think they were like 50 bucks where these were free so i was like ah free better I got the Trident True in earbuds.

Speaker: I don't like Bluetooth. I don't like Bluetooth. I love them. I don't like Bluetooth. Anything.

Speaker: He likes my little pony. You have no idea.

Speaker: Bathurst is in love with them. wow You can get them online. It looks like you can get them from Amazon. I Googled them It looks like you can get them on Amazon.

Speaker: The JBL ones I was looking at were really cool. the Have you met Jeff, please? but Dude, free is the best price ever for anything. JBL, not necessarily.

Speaker: likes his green tea. Yes, I do. Free is not. Somebody walked up and was like, I'm going give you hush eating virus for free.

Speaker: going have to pass.

Speaker: Guess what you get for free? AIDS. Just like it. Free is free. Send it to Glick. Send it to Glick. He can use it. Just like free is free. Put it on me, baby. yeah Lay it on me, daddy.

Speaker: I'm just saying. I like free.

Speaker: T-shirt. I'm only here to judge you and criticize you. Yeah, we know. That's okay. It's my job. I'm used to it. It's my job in life, buddy. I'm used to it.

Speaker: well You know what the best part is? Is is no matter what you guys say, I've always said something worse about myself. So I am warm i know i jedi Jedi was talking about he feels bad that you get beat up on a lot. And I said, don't worry.

Speaker: He cries himself to sleep every night with a gun in his mouth, hoping it goes off accidentally. yeah Yeah. I even use hollow points just in case. Yeah.

Speaker: but Well, you're welcome that I light up here um glad i light up your world. There you go.

Speaker: It's just the love I have for everybody. Free $20 bills. just hey Trust me, he'll give you a blowjob for free. For a dollar. I'm just saying. For $20, I cradle the balls. I'm just saying.

Speaker: Jeff is like, you give me one peso. I'm on it. Chilling off for a bit. Hey, man, have a good night, brother. Hopefully you get some rest. Have good night, buddy. And shout out to your wife and them. Hopefully you guys are okay.

Speaker: You hurt the ones you love the most. i actually don't even fucking like the guy. I don't like anybody. I didn't like Jeff's first time I met him. I just tolerated him because I felt that because he has retardism.

Speaker: We're doing a Saturday night podcast. I just got a notification. but so You can't even do one show, let alone more than that.

Speaker: Focus on... Jerk offs. Joe is getting better every year. I got the same notification you did.

Speaker: la

Speaker: There are another set of guys that I'm waiting to have grabbers or kill over on a live show. because i'm just saying I'm just saying, you'll take my headphones over their show, won't you?

Speaker: Every day. that's all Don't fucking lie. Don't fucking lie. Do I have to wear your headphones? No, me wearing them versus you. All fucking day.

Speaker: Oh, yeah yeah. As long as I don't have to wear that. I don't care. Jeff is getting better every year. Yeah, he is. Yeah, he is. Timmy and Jimmy. Timmy and Jimmy.

Speaker: I'm Timmy and he's Jimmy. We

Speaker: we do the podcast. then Don't have a light. You can't have a neon light. I have one first. No, you didn't. but Because I used to have one when I was three.

Speaker: Fuck. I had like 12 in my room by the time i was 14.

Speaker: Mainly because across the street was an old... And there you are all these years later and your love for neon lights is never... It's not going away. Now I wear them.

Speaker: No, i across the street my parents' house was a ah party bar where you could rent it out. It was like a venue. And people would leave neon lights there. they're like, we're going to throw them out. I was like, no, not. I'm taking them.

Speaker: And I had a bunch of beer lights in my room. So I agree. I agree. It's going to be a hard pass. well Can I turn them off?

Speaker: No, unfortunately. What are you doing? What caveat? that that Either you have to wear them on this show or you have to go do that show.

Speaker: Watch how fast you put these fucking headphones on. them say Watch how fast I show up there. I would say watch how fast I show up and ruin the show, but they do a good job of doing that on their own. so I was going to say, I don't think you can do it any them I was going to retire myself. I approve of this.

Speaker: I fucking love you untrackable. You're the man. Don't be shy, brother. You know you're welcome up here. You're taking a break here tonight. Fuck it. We'll take a break. I know. I love the Oh, thank you.

Speaker: Thank you, sir. That's my baby. I dropped that to link one more time. Just offered to give me a toaster bag. Which one?

Speaker: The youngest. Did he offer you the proper nonsensical toaster bath? I don't. I didn't. Or just a toaster bath in general. I said, I was going to go die in the bathtub. He said, if you want to die faster, you take a toaster. And I said, I don't want to take a toaster bath.

Speaker: He said, I'll do it for you. How do I like that kid? Click that bell. You're goddamn right, please.

Speaker: If Cash walks in with a fucking toaster, I'm going to lose my mind.

Speaker: What you doing, stupid dog? No, man, thank you. i I'm loving doing the music show. Having a lot of fun doing it. actually Actually, this week, man, starting tomorrow, we got a little we got a little lineup of guests coming up, man, this week. Tomorrow afternoon on...

Speaker: on or tomorrow afternoon on ah Unnecessary Roughness, we got Ben Craft coming up from Crafted Iron. well We'll talk a little men's development, men's motivation and fitness and whatnot on the sports show. Monday, Wally has Corey Butcher from We Broke Garage.

Speaker: You don't have to have it because I remember these things. Corey Butcher from We Broke Garage. Broke Garage. a And confirmed for Tuesday, ah i have Solo from Reckless Eye.

Speaker: It's going to be on Glick's House of Music. He's coming back again. He's got some new music coming out and some new stuff happening and going on. So we're going to hang out again. we had a good time the first time we hung out, so we're going to do it again.

Speaker: And then potentially next Tuesday... Shout out to our girl. Next Tuesday, Friday, Blaze and I have a guest, Michael Copenhaven, the stand-up comedian. We're going to watching his movie. I thought it was Copenhaven.

Speaker: Is it Haven? weaever It's Haven. I'm reading it. all places is dead Okay. bath is the rage.

Speaker: I wanted to make sure I had the... If you take a toaster bath, does that excuse wall? Okay. Yes, it does. I just forwarded you the spelling of his name. like on your wow Yeah, I don't care. I just wanted to make sure I said it right.

Speaker: Yeah, no i that' i but I might have said it wrong. um But then, potentially, shout out to our girl ah girls, our lady friends, Jules and Brie, because Women Rock LA 2 is happening tonight in a couple weeks. it been year already?

Speaker: Yeah, so I may be having Jules and Brie back on the show next Tuesday on the 18th to talk about that and promote that and help them get some eyes and ear on that on that event. They've got Jules and Brie will be there again And I think they've got three New musicians For this this this year coming up So we we are Starting to stack up the guests Around around these parts Yeah It's fun trying to Because we got a podcast

Speaker: hello We got a copy Wait a minute we don't copy We're original We're the copyed Yes, we are. Well, you know, they say they say imitation is the best form of flattery.

Speaker: So we should be flattered.

Speaker: Not that we are, but I'm just saying. she can yeah no that that that didn't send me No, no, no, no. jewels in the howl oh yes our woman could sing boy

Speaker: I think I have like five or six of her songs on my playlist.

Speaker: I think it is. How many do I have on here? I love her version of All Along the Watchtower. What is the other one I have? The other one I have, I've sold.

Speaker: she's got some She's got some kick-ass songs. She's got the newest one, Boys Club. yeah all um watch shower Her cover of Jimi Hendrix, which she killed. Her song, I Just Want to Feel Better.

Speaker: fucking theme song. I love that song.

Speaker: Yeah, they played that last night. yeah she's good she You guys played it last night. Oh, I i think i wasn't reading. I'm looking at my Spotify. Let's see what other songs I have for hers.

Speaker: Um,

Speaker: just got to find her.

Speaker: Yeah, you guys played it last night. Yeah. Yeah, the jewel the the All Along the Watch Power? power Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, I do like her singing that song. I like it better than Jimi Hendrix for me. ah she definitely ah She definitely did a really good job with it.

Speaker: I think I followed her album.

Speaker: like on Spotify. Yeah, she she she did a, when the first time I had her on, I played it on the show when the first, the first interview that I did with her and I told her flat out, I was like, you know, sometimes there's just some artists that you don't, you don't cover their music and that's a ballsy move to cover a Hendrix song and and you fucking killed it.

Speaker: Like props. She nailed it. She beat the dumb shit out of this song. That was awesome.

Speaker: Yeah, so I have Boy's Club, I have Bow Down, I have The Howl, I have Just Want to Feel Better, and then I have the All Along the Watchtower. Bow Down, i like that song. yeah

Speaker: Yeah. The I Just Want to Feel Better song is fucking amazing.

Speaker: Yeah, she she she does some good stuff, man. um I'm proud of her. Enjoying seeing her...

Speaker: do her thing and get bigger and grow and everything else. We will do like other people and ride her coattails all the way to the end. I ain't riding anybody's coattails.

Speaker: I'm here to support people and promote people. I ain't here to ride anybody's coattails. If she takes us with them, we're okay with it. We're not asking for it like other people. I am not here to ride coattails. I am here to create my own coattails for apparently people to ride.

Speaker: That's what was applying. It wouldn't be the first time somebody rode our coach. I'm

Speaker: just saying it'd be nice to be on the other end.

Speaker: tissue

Speaker: ah Let's take a real quick break so I can drain the main vein and

Speaker: grab my bite. I'm going to spin roulette wheel of music. We've got much music and fuck man eight one i'm just gonna i'm just gonna just gonna so the ah music yeah we got so many so much music and so many artists to choose from umm go to open my eyes and wherever the arrow sets is what we're gonna play so It's one of our stupid sound effects.

Speaker: You're like, God damn it! Welcome to the neighborhood. Take this shot. Well, that was our break, folks. All 16 seconds of it. Actually, nice. well Adam James with Beer Drinking Machine.

Speaker: hi Former guest of Glick's House of Music. and check out Adam James. Everywhere. me see if I can remember this. It is a

Speaker: AJNBR. Adam James, not built for radio. AJNBR on Instagram, TikTok, all that fun stuff. Go give him a follow.

Speaker: Give him a like. Give him some love. He's actually got a new song getting come out, or it has already come out. any day I need to get on the old YouTube later and download some more music.

Speaker: ah pull oh Hell yeah, man. Definitely, definitely. so We'll be back here in just a few minutes. Here's a little james Adam James with finger-drinking machin, as the Mexicans say.

Speaker: Machin, S-A. Machin. Machin. And we'll be right back. That's Tony. That's Tony's favorite toy. I forgot.

Speaker: machine.

Speaker: ah and james Beer drinking my team. Watching my team. Now that's a mullet that'll make Joe dirt. I'll tell you what.

Speaker: We're hanging out and when I had him on this show. and he That's a glorious motherfucking mullet, y'all. That is one glorious bleach blonde mullet at the end of the day.

Speaker: and And it flows nice. see You get him laughing and moving around, and it's just it's glorious. It's fucking glorious, baby. I'm not mad at it. they Make Patrick Swayze jealous.

Speaker: Yeah. Daniel-san. Black Black son, black son, Daniel-san. Yes. How was karate? Black. how was how was ka atte why why

Speaker: Look at that baseball player, right?

Speaker: He does look like a little bit of baseball player. Is that a true thing that they're they're now allowing baseball players to grow beards and shit? No. ah So they've always been allowed to have long hair beard. But the Yankees, since like 1950-something, have banned facial hair and long hair.

Speaker: They just lifted that man for the New York. So Yankees players, if they came there and they had a beard, had to shave it. You had long hair, you had to cut it. So they just lifted that. So now now Yankees players can have full beards and long hair. They can like it look like Unchackable and myself yeah and play for the Yankees.

Speaker: What's going on, brother? What's up, buddy? Just another Saturday down. You know what I'm saying? I got to see that we beautiful beautiful smile from Untrackable.

Speaker: Lights up a room. Kind of like my headphones. Yeah. hey And Adam, if you're out there listening and you hear this, just so you know, I'm holding you to that steak and taters when Nicky and I get down to Nashville.

Speaker: He's a barbecue guy, too. He was on tour. He was on tour up in Missouri or some shit. entered a barbecue competition and won first place.

Speaker: Fuck. Well, he was just like, hey, we're having a barbecue competition, so I entered. I was like, fuck it. Is that a good thing? Can I start using steroids now? Not yet. I wish they would, though. Right.

Speaker: I don't see a problem. Because if I'm getting paid to compete in a sport and steroids are going to help me to do that, Why not allow it?

Speaker: No, I get it. The Olympics, it's off. but Well, the problem is steroids are a PET. They're a PED. They're performance-enhancing drug.

Speaker: So it gives you the edge. but It gives you an edge on competition. That's why it's illegal. It's like it's cheating, Jeff. No, it's not. If everybody else is doing it, you're telling me Barry Bonds and now the guys are breaking them all run fucking records. They were all on, Roy.

Speaker: Their heads were this big and their bodies were this big. But they're not allowed to do it, so not everybody's doing it. I say fucking let everybody do it. Fucking Cajun and just make baseball great again.

Speaker: Make all sports great again. I wouldn't leave it on the Olympics because, you know, Everybody's competing on a fair ground, so to speak. But in professional sports, i can here's your needle, buddy. Go for it.

Speaker: a Talking about you the the the mullet that that guy was swinging around, don't know if you guys remember that Simpsons episode where Burns was running the baseball team and he he had a brought on the you know the professional baseball player and he was like, you got to get rid of those sideburns.

Speaker: And so took ah He took them up and it was like, get rid of those sideburns. He eventually just shaved like straight across his head and he kept telling them, get rid of those sideburns.

Speaker: Very few people can off the the no sideburns look, but that dude in that video, man, he was rocking that shit. yeah Murdering the boss allows me to get promoted. burn No, I'm not saying.

Speaker: I'm saying for professional sports, that makes sense. Yeah, man, I think go ahead and let the baseball players juice up at the end of the day. Yeah. It'll make baseball fun. I wanna to see i want to see a mild ah mile-long home run, you know?

Speaker: An entire football team of ah Bill Romanowski's, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. playing baseball, you know. i And when they all go to Roy Braves, it'll make it for an excellent expo. Yeah, but we'll back to Nonsensical Nonsense. Hit that bio link thing at the bottom of the screen and follow us everywhere.

Speaker: It is Saturday night. That means we got the Obador Challenge. As you see, Untrackable has taken it. He's accepted said challenge. Jeff, if you drop that link one time. Appreciate it.

Speaker: It is. <unk> We're doing a podcast. We're doing a podcast.

Speaker: dirt dark a dirt dirt but from di dirpa stand

Speaker: well those big countries right i'm just checking roman mistake I'm still blown away that that Korean guy didn't realize India existed. we You didn't hear us on Wednesday.

Speaker: There was a Korean girl. She got into a cab or an Indian girl. got a cab and the Korean cab driver was like, where from? She's like, India. And he goes, you mean into Anijia? She's like, no, India. He's like, that's not a real place.

Speaker: It's a real place, I'm like, it's couple billion people there. I'm pretty sure it's real.

Speaker: No, it's not. It doesn't exist all of a sudden. i don't I don't even remember that necessarily the specific context of it, but we were talking about countries and continents, and my wife, is she's as retarded as I am.

Speaker: Because she didn't know the difference a country and continent. she didn't know the difference between a country and a continent that You know what? She's not alone. There's a lot. of like Have you seen those videos where people ask me people easy fifth grade questions and like 40-year-old people are like, uh. I was watching, the kids and I were watching funny videos on YouTube the other day.

Speaker: And we found a video. It was dumb answers on Family Feud. And they said, name a state with the letter Y in it. Motherfucker said Wyoming. I almost fell off the bed.

Speaker: I was laughing so hard. I had a friend. One day, we were driving down the road. A former friend, and she was drinking a bottle of water. She was like, huh, made in America.

Speaker: Well, that's not in America. and i was like, what are you talking about? She said it says made in America, but it says made in the whites.

Speaker: i was like, wait, what? Driving down the road trying to process this. Wait, what? There's nothing better than a smart, dumb person. Hawaii's not real.

Speaker: She says right here, made in America, in Hawaii. And I'm like, yes. Hawaii's in America. No, it's not. Well, please, where is Hawaii at, pray tell?

Speaker: Well, it's in And then the hamster wheel started turning. It hit her head. says Get out of my car. Get the fuck out of my car yeah right now. Yeah, I just saw somebody posted a video on whole thing disease ah America. And they're like, I'm leaving America. I'm moving to the fight. And it's like, okay.

Speaker: You do that. there was There was a couple of them on that video that was just... One of the questions they asked this guy, he said... Some politicians belong in the White House. Other politicians belong blank, fill in the blank.

Speaker: And dude said, the White House. I was like, yeah, no. Because it's in the question that's not an answer. And he was dead set. He was ready to die on that hill.

Speaker: i mean... they're like for Dog house, shit house, stuff like that. But he was like, White House. Steve said, and he turns the card to He says, you can't answer with the name word that's in the question because that's not how this works.

Speaker: It's so stupid. There was a couple of funny ones where... Brists or something like that? You know what I'm saying? No, the question was some politicians belong in the White House.

Speaker: Other politicians belong in the blank. Like shithouse, jailhouse, doghouse you know are the ah potential answers. Those are one of the ones that are already on board. And dude just went, the White House, Steve.

Speaker: i way Yeah, no, it doesn't work like that. Yeah. it is I'm not surprised, Blaze, considering, i mean, come on.

Speaker: Well, let's be honest, those guys are one step above another group of guys that we know as far as smart, you know, the gene pool. the The panel. Shaman and Jedi are smart guys. However, the panel, eh, a little questionable sometimes.

Speaker: Hey, sometimes you just got a hot to hock two and spit on that thing and you wind up famous. you know Yeah, she's about to end up in jail. She ain't careful. I know, right? She did that pump and dump on that fucking window.

Speaker: Who has the most points? And Jeff's like, Tony has three. Wait a minute, what?

Speaker: who Who has the most? I was giving an order. Nobody said most. What are the scores was the question. but They are some pretty fart smellers. Pretty.

Speaker: Pretty fart smellers right there. Them fellas on the ladies and shaman panel. Well I'll tell you what

Speaker: It was like Because they had Snoop Dogg on there On that They showed an episode of Family Feud that Snoop Dogg was on And they're like If you walk in and Grandpa's smoking reefer Because they couldn't say weed What's Grandma going to do And you know It was down to smack him, you know yell at him, all that stuff.

Speaker: And if the other team had gotten wrong, so they had to collectively come up one. And Snoop Dogg's family said, sell it. And the the answer the answer that it was looking for was keep it.

Speaker: And Snoop was like, I told you guys! Yeah. We don't sell it. We keep it. Yeah, right. as shit i but yeah I'm glad I was out of there before that was said because I already had to deal with Canadian Steve and I was already like really do make they really do breed them incredibly fucking stupid in Canada, don't they? and he was although but Let's be honest. There's stupid people everywhere.

Speaker: Yeah, but I have a feeling they do a podcast and drink. no They're basically Canada, too. They're Amish over there. They don't understand. They got an Amish one in there.

Speaker: They got a toaster. I'm just saying. They're Amish people. sure I make the podcast. o Look at me do the talky talk on camera. Some of those people that they asked me, what was the one I saw the other day? It was it was like but but not not not quite a two plus two question, but it's right up there with that. It's so easy that everybody knows it. and They had no clue.

Speaker: It was like, how many stars are on the flag? And they're like, 56. 56. fifty six Oh, I agree. They definitely breed them pretty dumb down there. Well, Jeff wasn't bred down there. Unfortunately, Jeff's an Ohio product. so Yeah, but I have an Ohio education, so it's like... But we don't claim him anymore. He's been he's been there longer than he was ever here. so That's right.

Speaker: I've lived outside the U.S. longer than I lived in the U.S. Jeff is Mexican and speaks Mexican. Oh, my God. The entire country of Mexico just rolled over in their graves. I could give a shit less. What are they going to do?

Speaker: I can give a shit. yeah Yeah, they they they say that, but they're all trying to leave that godforsaken shithole to come here. Not anymore. not anymore. No, because now we're catapulting their asses back. They're not back. sick oh They're getting sent the fuck back. There ain't no coming back about it.

Speaker: They're getting sent the fuck back. Deuces. No, with some of the stupid shit that I see going on in the States, I don't blame them for coming back. Man, they're bringing Wolfie Goldberg with them. Don't you dare. Don't you put that curse on me, Ricky Bobby.

Speaker: Don't you send that bitch down here. I'll bury her in the desert somewhere. Jesus Christ. What were you saying, Travis? said, if they're offering free boat rides back to Ireland, i'm ki i'm taking a cruise. Right?

Speaker: It's going to get real peaceful around here real soon. That's all I got to say. It's a goddamn beautiful country now that all the idiots have left. Yeah. Therein lies the problem with the U.S. anymore. There's too many morons that are so... Look at me. I'm important. I'm an influencer. No, you're not. You do TikTok. Calm down.

Speaker: True, authentic Mexican food. I know you guys have seen the movie, The Boondock Saints. Oh, yeah. love that movie. They forced that dude to tell the joke, and he's like, ah you know, the genie, and everybody gets to make a wish, and the Mexicans wish to go back to Mexico, and the black guys wish to go back to Africa, and he says to the white guy, what's your resume? He goes, oh, so you're telling me the Mexicans are in Mexico, and the black guys are in Africa?

Speaker: I'll have a Coke. But, you know, it's back in the day, that would have been more true. Nowadays, I just want all the idiots to leave me alone.

Speaker: yeah Because they're stupid every every race. That's why we've got to take warning labels off of things. a Darwinism. I am up for it.

Speaker: I just want walk around the store with a black margin mark and ripe out wipe out warning labels. All the warning labels. That's my first act when I become president.

Speaker: All warning labels to be removed. Yep. This is this is un only the strong survive here in America. Sorry. You're too dumb. They got warning labels on everything. They got a warning label on a fucking timing chain that says, or on a timing belt, you know, the fan belt on your car. There's a warning label.

Speaker: Make sure you shut off the motor. I shit you not. That's what I said. Oh, no. If you're... if you're Hey, yeah this is short moving parts, very speedily.

Speaker: I'm going to stick my hand up there. don't if you've ever tried this, but you you should shut the motor up. That's like a machine or something. It wouldn't stop for nothing. no good I'm going to wash down my Tide Pods with some Windex.

Speaker: I can feel the heat from 25 feet away. Let's go touch it. yeah There's that one chick on the on on YouTube. or youtube store She says, I don't understand why we can't go to the sun. Why don't you just go at night?

Speaker: How about it, honey? You dumb shit. Enjoy yourself. And that other chick, she's like, I don't understand why people are homeless. Why don't they just buy a house?

Speaker: Really? It's that simple, huh? 30 years ago, your car manual told you how to adjust the valves. Now it tells you should not drink the fluids. This is Max.

Speaker: No, seriously. You look in old 70s, 50s, 60s, and the seventy s all the way to the 70s. In the manual, it tells you how to adjust the carburetor. now it literally needs I understand what I'm doing.

Speaker: and i don't and i don't And I don't binge. anyhow Okay, sometimes I binge. But I don't need more labels. because I know what's going to happen. There's definitely some words on this box of cigarettes and there's some words on this can of beer.

Speaker: But you look in some place and it's like they have to show you somebody's face melting off and they still smoke cigarettes. It's like, come on, man. Just give me a bigger advertisement. Yeah, man. see In Mexico, look, they have a rule that the front, one side, and the back have to be warning labels.

Speaker: Bro. That's probably it. yeah Look, I mean, ah first firm first and foremost, I'm not a pregnant lady, so i don't have to worry about that warning label. I'm good. on on On my beverage.

Speaker: um I understand that if I drink this, I shouldn't drive because it's going to impair my ability to drive. So I'm not. I don't need this to tell me that. i know Have you seen that video video from the 80s when they started banning drinking and driving? and People were like, well, you know what's wrong with the fucking drive? Uber.

Speaker: ride home beer. I don't get it. um was Hey, I work. You have to wear your seat all this is bullshit. What's the word on the way home? Yeah. What is pro panda? What is pro panda?

Speaker: I am pro panda. This show is pro panda, motherfucker. Yeah, those those pandas should actually fuck to save their species. What are you, anti-panda blaze? That girl with your communist beliefs when you drink your anti-American beer in Kentucky? And should they talk about the free will doesn't exist? That's fucking weirdo. Okay. If you're not pro panda, fuck you.

Speaker: Why don't you come up here with your anti-panda beliefs and say it to my face. What's the matter with the pandas, please? What the fuck? They're cute and they're cuddly. And want one.

Speaker: I have no idea what you're talking about when you talk about South Park. I stopped watching that in the first season. I was like, this is retarded. I can't do it. I watched the clips, but that's about it.

Speaker: Hey, and some people have fat dogs. I'm not guilty. Shut the fuck up. He's bending to the pressure. Oh, yeah. that Now you want to fit in and be cool with the rest of the guy.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Anti-panda. You panda racist. Pro panda is good for chanting. Shut your whore mouth, Zampios. propandas good for saying such your hormone mouth xfu You know what Zansfiel stands for?

Speaker: Chinese spy. but Yeah. That's how you smell Bob in Chinese, I'm just saying. Isn't that what they say down in Mexico? Isn't that what a panda is in Mexico? An empanada?

Speaker: A patanda? A patanda? An empanada? An empanada? An empanada?

Speaker: then panda hey theanda Is that what Don Coyote's doing? He's smuggling in pandas to Mexico? So they can make empanadas?

Speaker: Empanada making beans? had an empanada yesterday. there Look at you guys all pissed off. You guys are making me look like an asshole.

Speaker: yeah We noticed you can't spell. okay

Speaker: Put the joint down. and Maybe you could say words better than you could spell the words if you were up here. Talk to text is an amazing fucking toy.

Speaker: Although you have to speak clearly. I was going to say, do you think his talk to text would be any better? no than think but yeah The crazy thing about talk to text, when I'm working, I take notes during my calls. I i tell everybody, if you hear me repeat you, I'm taking notes. I use talk to text.

Speaker: And if im I don't want to sound like an asshole. So I'm like, they're like, I'm looking for such and such. He's looking for such and such. And they're like, wait, wait. And and it it writes it. But if I don't say it loud enough, it it writes like something completely different. I'm like, shit.

Speaker: Delete, delete, delete, delete. Yeah, because ah AI doesn't speak boom, Howard. No, no, no, it's not. It's not AI. It's literally a function. If you hit the Windows H button on your laptop.

Speaker: Hit the Windows button and the H button. A little microphone will pop up. And what wherever you click, it will type whatever you say. Right. But, you know, if you speak Boomhauer from King of the Hill.

Speaker: That's the other thing. I was like, I wonder how good it is with accents. Because. saying, you know. saying you down there you go There's a sketch. There's a sketch. It's it's the they think it's the Irish elevator where it's like it's odd it's it you know you talk to it, but it's it speaks back to in really thick Irish accent.

Speaker: So nobody knows what it's saying. ah

Speaker: But like on my phone, I actually have French, Spanish, and English. set up on my talk to text. So it will recognize the difference. But if you don't speak clearly enough, it'll type it in French or it'll type it in Spanish. i Like that's not what I said. I was just being quiet.

Speaker: When I do the pay over the phone, when when i do the ah payover the phone It's like, okay, we are sending you to the automated yada yada. And you know can speak to it. Well, when that happens, like I have to ah like comb my hair and sit up straight and tie my shoe.

Speaker: Tie your shoes. I would like to pay my bill. Would you like to exit? No, I wouldn't pay. God damn it.

Speaker: Hey, it's happened too many times. It would be like, oh we are we are redirecting you to a representative. And the representative's like, you know, how can I help you today? I was like, bro, I've been trying to give y'all money for 30 minutes.

Speaker: yeah um I've been trying to give you guys money for 30 minutes. And um hey it can you help me out? You know what I'm saying? Take my money.

Speaker: This is my account number. Can you please just accept it? Do I have to drive across the country to not get a late fee? You know what I'm saying? it Yeah.

Speaker: Oh, it's annoying.

Speaker: No, but like I use my talk to text for everything because like, I think I use my keyboard when I have to correct it. Because if I say, if I, you know, at the end of the sentence, sometimes you trail off, it'll trail off and guess what you're saying. And I'm like, no, I did not mean jump off the cliff.

Speaker: Yeah. hey Oh, geez. i like well maybe Don't let me be therapist because i might I might slide in a little bit of sarcasm or a little bit of satire. That actually scares me because like if I ever went to a therapist, i'm be like, hey, you know um I joke about everything. I don't take anything serious.

Speaker: so you know Don't take anything that say too serious because I would be sarcastic as hell. ah It wasn't too long ago I've worked with the same dude ah for a few years and, you know, working in a warehouse, you know, it is what it is.

Speaker: But almost every time this dude would be like, what's up? And like, oh I'm just trying not to shoot myself in the face tonight. And he approached me one time, got a one on one and he was like, hey, man.

Speaker: you you say this a lot. or Is everything okay? And I'm like, bro, you have no clue ah how sarcastic I am. Like, I love life, and I've been through way too much to be like that.

Speaker: But, you know, the words we use, it's like, hey, I'm good. But, ah you know. I have to correct Zampius. It's actually um Pablo Escobar's hippos.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. He bought a bunch of them. He bought a bunch of them. And then when he died, they all escaped and started breeding like crazy. get And they're everywhere.

Speaker: Like people had problems with hippos coming to their yard. I know I'm right. Because it kind of blew my mind when I heard it. Because believe it or not, I learned it from the most credible source, Top Gear.

Speaker: because they did you know they did their their specials where they drive. They drove across Columbia, and they were on a scavenger hunt where they'd have to see certain animals. And one of the things they were looking for was hippos. And this was, I'd say, five, 10 years ago when they did it.

Speaker: And they told this story, and i was like, no way, that's fucking real. And looked it up and i was like, fuck, it is real. And they're they're literally taking over Columbia, and they're even moving south.

Speaker: Yeah, they stopped using- very again and now they use hippos. Yeah, hippos are scary fucking animals, man. that won't fuck them They don't fuck around. They're like tanks. You can shove way more cocaine up a hippo's ass than you can. No, no, no.

Speaker: It just came down to the fact that that he he had his own zoo. Yeah. And when he died, like, uh, I had a friend of mine went down and he did his tour where you see Escobar's old house and there's whole bunch of things.

Speaker: And you could see where he had a whole zoo and it's all empty now because all the animals got out because they're like, you know, when dude died, they were like, well, fuck, we're not going to feed him.

Speaker: They were his fucking animal. He's dead. Fucking let him loose. And they're just all over the country. Animals that don't belong there are just wandering around. And you can't kill them because who the fuck wants to kill a hippo?

Speaker: They're beautiful. Well, not only that. kind Yeah. Yeah, the Top Gear episode. They did that. Hippos are vicious murderers.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. they're like they said They are contributing to a hippo. Over 100 deaths a year are caused by hippos. Yeah. Oh. ah oh yeah Deaths come from stupid people.

Speaker: Less than hippo, more than hippos, but not by much. hear hippos are delicious. hear hippos delicious. Did you know rhinos will actually, if they see a fire, they'll put it out?

Speaker: It's true. want to fire like If they see a fire, but my very like if you build a campfire in the middle the African desert whatever and a rhino sees it, it'll come running over and start kicking and running out knocking out the fire and then just walk off like nothing ever happened.

Speaker: but Imagine if they replace a replace Dalmatians on fire trucks with rhinos. Much bigger truck, but it runs through your house. He's got his little helmet on and everything. i mean To me, that sounds like a fantastic way to hunt rhino.

Speaker: Right? At the end of the day.

Speaker: Hmm. ah You just start a bunch of fires and wait for the rhino to come put them out. And then but um you put the rhino down, you cut its horn off, and then yeah put it crush up the horn and put it into penis enlargement pills and bada bing, bada boom.

Speaker: I'm

Speaker: just saying. Money, money, money, man. I'm making millions of dollars sound and selling rhino penis. So the truth is that most animals, rhinos have an instinct and aversion to fire.

Speaker: So they're basically scared of it, but they're they're the badasses of the animal world because what they're scared of, they go and take care of it.

Speaker: they is Yeah, God's supposed to be crazy. Thank you. I knew someone would get that reference. Love that movie. But it's actually a real thing.

Speaker: I just looked it up as real thing because I wanted to make sure I was right. Citations. I just did Google. It says right here on on how stuff works.

Speaker: It says, the truth is, like most animals, rhinos have an instinct and aversion to fire and are most likely skedaddle towards the fire and rush in to put it out.

Speaker: believe that that's an accurate fucking They skedaddle. they They literally use the word skedaddle.

Speaker: They're more likely to skedaddle. Skedaddle over here. and Put this fire out. Skedaddle over here. Skidaddle over there. Just going to do a little skidaddle. And it said and it it does put a warning. If you do see a rhino trying to put out your fire, do not attempt to stop it.

Speaker: yeah That's the warning label. but Nobody's putting out there. so No, you got to wait till it's finished putting out the fire before you hit on it. You know what I'm saying? No, because like, can you imagine like, no, don't. It's my cooking. Oh, shit, I'm dead.

Speaker: Because the rhino ran over me.

Speaker: You got to sweep the leg, Danielson. yeah Or or but is he just going to stop and be like, do it yourself, motherfucker. okay ah Look, I've seen a 15-year-old kid in a spider pajamas take on a giant rhino. and So if he can do it, I can do it.

Speaker: You know what? I believe you, buddy. Let's get you a Rhino and see how well you can take on it take it off. I'm in. um No, no. No, no, no. this Quiet, turn tre well I gotta see this.

Speaker: I wanna see Glick kick out a Rhino. Squatch versus Rhino in the ultimate SmackDown. like The key to the story was Spider-Man pajamas. I will kick Glick some Spider-Man pajamas and put him up in front of a Rhino and light a fire in the middle of the ring and go stop him from putting out the fire and What Jeff doesn't understand is what's going to really burn his bubble is when me and the rhino become friends.

Speaker: Because I'm a rhino whisperer. I'm a rhino whisperer. And then I jump on his back and I ride over it and we skewer you. We skedaddle over and he skewers you.

Speaker: started a guy that rode skedaddle I was like, what the fuck? You ever seen a rhino that rode skedaddle? You're about to, Jeff. second I mean, like that death of unicorn, you're just going have a hole in your chest.

Speaker: can out kangaroo. I'm going to get you a rhino to fight, dude. fight kangaroo. i'm goingnna get you a rno to fight du i can't fight a thing ands we're gonna become friends The rhino's going to scat dribble, you know what I'm saying? yeah Me and the rhino are going to do a little scat man crudders together. the scat man.

Speaker: yeah man it's pretty double a leg there's a giant rhino here Nope. We're going to become friends. that's it's it's it's a healed it's ah It's a heel turn by the rhino. He's like, ah-ah.

Speaker: Joke's on you, Jeff. Glick and I were in on this all along. Oh, no. I'm not going anywhere near the animal. I'm just going to go make sure you guys are in the ring together, and then I'm out. You don't have to you don't have to go near him because he's going to skedaddle over.

Speaker: He's going to hit you with the old skedaddle skewer. Take you to Africa and light a fire be like, wait for the rhinos, buddy. I'll see you later.

Speaker: Then I always like fuck but'll become like the fucking Lion King, man. And there's a baboon lifting me up. you Fucking all the animal kings are bowing down to me. All fuck you see is owned by us.

Speaker: What about that guy over there? That's where the rhinos hang out. Don't go there. Where are you fight a rhino? i i'll be where you going the fight or i know so Looking back at it. And he was never seen again.

Speaker: Looking back at it, um you know, you look at Lion King when they when the when he holds the Sipa up off the cliff everybody's cheering.

Speaker: And then you look at the Michael Jackson scene when he had his baby and he did the exact same thing and everybody was like, no, That's what those animals were doing. They weren't cheering. They were going, don't do it.

Speaker: a little incredible What's up, Brian? Brian in Texas.

Speaker: Shout out to Texas.

Speaker: <unk>ll Get out of there, buddy. Get out of there, little buddy. Get out of

Speaker: there. I bet you Brian could cook a fucking rhino. If you do kill a rhino, we'll have Brian kill it. You don't get to partake in this celebratory rhino. You don't get to partake in this celebratory barbecue rhino. I blocked the rhino for you to fight.

Speaker: It don't matter. You doubted my my greatness. Don't worry, because if you die, we're just going to kill you. You, just like the rest of your Mexican friends, speaking Mexican, can look through the gate from the other side watching us enjoy our rhino.

Speaker: Well, don't worry. When the rhino kills you, we're just going to cook you and feed it to the rhino. No, the rhino's not going to me. That will be his reward. I'll make rhino sausage hide it in diapers and smuggle it down into Mexico for my Mexican brothers. You know what I'm saying? All those non-believers that didn't believe that I could beat a rhinoceros, they get rhinoceros ass.

Speaker: to eat. As my man's answer. Thanks, Click. There's nothing like a good piece of ass. I told you I'd get you a piece of ass one of these days. Get that, buddy. Who's a good friend? That's right.

Speaker: Have you ever seen the movie Steel Magnolias? ah Years ago. that is the The dad, the the the groom at the wedding has the groom's cake. It's the shape of a giant armadillo.

Speaker: And the, the what's her name? Julia Roberts' dad and the neighbor lady hate each other. And she's the neighbor lady's cutting and cake for everybody. And he's like, can I get a piece of cake? She's like, no. And he's like, can we just call it truce? Just long enough for me to get a piece cake.

Speaker: And she takes butcher knife and chops off the ass of the thing. And he sets it on his plate. And he's like, thanks. Nothing like a good piece of ass. And then walks away. Yeah.

Speaker: I love that movie.

Speaker: Oh, shit. I need to watch that movie again. There's like three versions of it. That reminds me of... What what you but was it?

Speaker: east ventura The call of the wild when he climbs out of the rhino's ass? Dude, I saw somebody. So we're the kids that are watching, we finally say it's their YouTube videos and they say GIFs with sound. They're just short clips of people doing something dumb.

Speaker: Some dude for Halloween made that rhino costume and was climbing out of it.

Speaker: That dude's my hero. i am I want that. That's what I want for Halloween. He was doing the whole stuff on his face. I was like, you what?

Speaker: Props. Have you seen the ones where they have like ah you know the the inflatable where it's like the T-Rex or whatever? ah yeah. Dummies got one. Yeah, but they've they've got little vent on there. And I saw a video where somebody walked up to somebody and put the fart spray in there. And they're like, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

Speaker: No, so i want there's ah there's a video we were watching the other day. and This guy, he's got like, it's it's a sheet, but it's ah it's it's almost like a really, really, really big pillowcase.

Speaker: And he's laying it, and he's got his fan blowing into it, so it's opened up. And his wife takes one of those fart bombs that you you crush it, and then it explodes and smells like fart. She throws it in there and closes it.

Speaker: And you can see him flopping around. That is nasty!

Speaker: Dutch oven. Yeah. i It's fine when it's your own fart, but when it's something else and it's unexpected, it's like, I don't remember. God, I think I'm dying right now. Oh, dude. there The fart spray stank so bad. you've seen Have you seen the guy? he does he does His content is the same every time. He he makes these fake Amazon packages.

Speaker: And it holds four phones that record as soon as you start opening it. And it shoots out glitter and sprays fart spray. And people open it in their car. And then the cops show up. They're like, it wasn't me. But they're covered in glitter.

Speaker: And their car smells like fart. I'm like, yeah, it is. no Just because you threw out the window. That guy was, he was like a NASA engineer or something. and he Yeah, like he engineers it like you read about.

Speaker: And it's like, uh, sirens start going off and starts playing fart spray. And I'm like, ah dude opened one of those. It's like they stole his package or whatever. and he's like, okay, I'm, I'm going to put, you know, like the bait box, just like the bait bar.

Speaker: And one dude opened it in his car. a You got glitter. and like Half a pound of glitter in it. It spins out. I'm like, you know what? okay I saw one the other day. it was a,

Speaker: is a ring camera. And some guy comes up and steals a TV. And the guy put in the comments, he put, thanks for taking out my old TV. You just got a bad idea.

Speaker: You put your trash in an old Amazon box and just sit on your porch wait for somebody steal it. yeah Enjoy, dummy.

Speaker: I'm not mad at that. that's a good idea

Speaker: ah Amazon here, they don't leave it on your on your porch or anything. You have to sign for it in Mexico. They won't leave it.

Speaker: Yeah. They though they've literally call you and say, hey, I'm at your gate. Or, hey, I'm going to be pulling up in two minutes. Be ready. So, like, somebody's got to sign for it.

Speaker: I got one of those ah scam text messages. It was like, I don't know if it was UPS or USPS or something like that, but it was like, yeah, we tried to deliver a package and um and yada, yada, yada.

Speaker: You have to come to the location to pick it up. And I'm like, well, I didn't order anything, so you guys can keep that shit. I didn't respond to that. Yeah, no I know. Did you worry you have more?

Speaker: No, please go away. Can I use this one tomorrow? I don't care. Please go away. Bring me my Coke. Oh, my God. It's not like I'm doing a show or anything. they They constantly use my phone and they take turns because we don't give them phones.

Speaker: She's nine for fuck's sake. She doesn't need phone. All they watch is YouTube anyways. so Give her a phone. Nope, not going to happen. Yeah, don't do it.

Speaker: No, she's nine. She doesn't need a fucking phone.

Speaker: She doesn't need some help. um i'm up sitting here now i'm I'm upset that my daughter has tablet ah because all she does is just stare at it.

Speaker: And it's like, come on, man. let's Let's do something else. Yeah. there's There's way more things you need to do than spending screen time. Thank you. Hey, something that ah got me was um you know during this past two months of winter time, um we've had some snow down here.

Speaker: And it doesn't matter if it's an inch. It doesn't matter if it sticks. They close schools. Well, I grew up in a lot of time. We were kids.

Speaker: up I grew up a lot up in Dayton, Ohio. And it it's it took quite a bit of snow close. An inch snow anywhere else. They're like, we got to close the school. An inch of snow in Ohio. I can still find my golf ball. Let's go golfing.

Speaker: how However, when you close school, it is a clo It is a day off. it is you know We used to watch the TV early in the morning.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, have the radio on while you're getting ready for school? nope cool No school, no school. But now they send them home prepared with a fucking tablet to get on a Zoom meeting, and I don't even know how to do Zoom to get her into her class. It's not that hard. You click the link, buddy.

Speaker: I'm playing with the damn thing for two and a half hours. um i got ah I got to miss work and and and then play on this thing for two and a half hours. I got to change all my passwords to be able to get into her stuff.

Speaker: And then it still doesn't work. And then I got to text the teacher 30 minutes after the thing was supposed to start be like, hey, I don't know how technology works. So...

Speaker: ah I'm retarded, so we're just going to ahead and just throw all hope out the window. Our daughter is going to be retarded, too, as well.

Speaker: My wife is clearly retarded. or We're just going the retarded family at the end of the day. She's got to make a baby than it is to get into a Zoom meeting by Dr. Benderkater.

Speaker: It actually takes more steps to get onto StreamYard than it does to get onto a Zoom. sir We're going to go play in the snow.

Speaker: I swear, we've got to scan the the QR code and then you've got to know you know all your kids' info and you've got to understand the classroom password. Oh my God, man, it's retarded.

Speaker: Yeah, that sounds like a lot of work. When you're sent a Zoom meeting for like something actually important, um you there's more it's more than just clicking on the link. there's There's a process because like when I had my exit interview for work, they sent me and and and I was on my phone because Nikki was in the hospital that day and I was like, I was getting frustrated because I just come in. ah Well, i wasn't going to go in, but it was like,

Speaker: I couldn't get it to work. And I was like right on the verge of sending a text message because then I had to download Zoom onto my phone and I had to download this and I had download that. And I'm like, I don't even fucking care that much. yeah I don't work there no more.

Speaker: You don't need an exit interview. Just imagine if, you know you know, the idea of but it good have ever ah just imagine if the Zoom invite got into the hands of the wrong person and it was just as easy as StreamYard.

Speaker: And the next thing you know, you got a first grade class getting porn bombed. Yeah, we were bombed. It'd be funny. it'd be funny

Speaker: Well, that's it up on TikTok. No, because, like, my kids are homeschooled. I actually have a tutor that comes by the house and actually teaches them. like Do it right here in the living room while sitting here. Sounds like a real G-Off thing to do.

Speaker: Well, the Mexican school system is the biggest joke ever. Because I'm not going to leave. Here's the crazy thing about the Mexican school system. School starts at 7 a.m. m If you're 701, you don't get in.

Speaker: so you They lock the door. The Mexican school system is a joke. So I hire a private Mexican teacher. from the Mexican school system. Actually, no. Actually, she's English and she's one of the finest universities ever. oh I already know. irony irony She's not from the school system.

Speaker: But the the school system... She got a teaching degree from one of the colleges that the teachers there get, right? No, she's an American chicken.

Speaker: Just saying. I know you want to give me some story about how she's... the greatest tutor on the world. Oh, I have no idea. i just I just make sure the kids get their homework done. They can read. That's all that matters. which How's it going with More than most people.

Speaker: so But school ends at like 1130.

Speaker: Before noon, the school ends. Hey, did you guys see that see that thing? um Apparently, i just saw it as a headline, but some chick ah She graduated high school and now she's suing the school system because she can't read. like Because she's literally retarded.

Speaker: We talked about it. well no but Not only that, she graduated with honors. How did that happen? ah how how do you How do you pass a test? How low is i mean how do you how do you pass it How do you even take a test if you can't read?

Speaker: How do you write an essay?

Speaker: i biden i'm just saying I blame Joe Biden in the left because she was an immigrant um and then they were just like just Cuban, Puerto Rican, Mexican. It's just somebody else's problem. Just move her on.

Speaker: I'm just saying. even if i scar She can start Even if I didn't read the book and I read the cliff notes or what i watched the movie rather than read this historical ah document and and then I still have to write the paper.

Speaker: I still have to write the paper. you know what I'm saying? Unless somebody's writing it for me. Talk to text, buddy. I'm telling You can't talk to text a paper, though.

Speaker: handwri yeah Everything's done on fucking computers. My kids still have notebooks, Jeff. not every Not everything is done on, especially in elementary school and and and no and and even in high school.

Speaker: but Even in high school, my daughter still had notebooks and still had workbooks that you had to use. I don't know because yeah my kids all use notebooks. I got like 40. No, I'm i'm with Untrackable. You had to do the work at some point in time.

Speaker: I agree. I think this chick is... but but and i know we What we talked about on Wednesday is it's not just the school's fault. She's got at least a guardian and she's got to take some of her own fucking responsibility.

Speaker: Well, this sounds like that that sounds a lot. If you're drowning and you don't say anything and I let you drown, it's not my fault. It's yours. It sounds a lot like the um the AOC principal, like when she was first running for office, her, her campaign commercial was, I got a law degree from Columbia university and, and now I have to go in here and be a bartender. It's like, well, you got a fucking job and you got a law degree.

Speaker: Why don't you just, you know, create your own job, bitch. Actually, I think in order to do have your own shingle, so to speak, when it comes to like doctor or lawyer, you have to have so much time at a firm.

Speaker: But regardless, how hard is it to fucking intern at a fucking law firm if you already have a law degree? It's hard when you want to be a whore and work at a bar. Hey, I'm not mad at it. I'd rather have her serve me drinks than fucking talk.

Speaker: And a bartender in New York City, you think you're broke? I know people that need they leave here to go bartend in New York City because they make 10 times more money.

Speaker: And then they just don't live in the city. You know what I'm saying? There's a dude in Vegas that I know. he's got a He's got a degree and in ah software engineering.

Speaker: In a software engineer job, it's like almost 200 grand a year. But he makes more as a fucking valet in Vegas. So he's like, why would I use my degree? I make more as a valet.

Speaker: Because he'll hand somebody in their car and they had a good night. They're like, here's $200, buddy. Don't worry. okay He's a valet dancer? That's cute. I'm glad he changed my degrees. Valet.

Speaker: Valet. He drives the car. Parked the car. Sure, come. Whatever Black Swan. hey if if i If I knew I could make more money um dancing and wearing tight pants, um i was I'd be on that pole right now.

Speaker: i would have never I would have never played sports growing up. I would have never concentrated so much on school. I would just make sure that I had the tightest rear end. And the cleanest fucking tights, baby.

Speaker: Hell yeah. I don't know. What does a ballerina make? um do I would shave my face for a job like that. You know what I mean? be Get to hang around chicks all day. And pick them up by their poon.

Speaker: Oh my God. um'm hey looking back at it I'm so jealous of those male cheerleaders. I did it.

Speaker: I've been there.

Speaker: No, but it's like one of those things. it's like you got Jeff was a male cheerleader. Yeah, I was. When it comes to ballet.

Speaker: I'm not sure. it's i think it's kind of like the porn industry. The girls get paid more than the dudes. You know what I mean?

Speaker: I'm assuming. It depends. I don't know. Because, mean, they've made documentary not too long ago about some Russian ballet dude.

Speaker: And they were like, heat this dude's the greatest thing to come to ballet since sliced cheese. You know what I'm saying? Well, no, but it's like the Russians love ballet, man. They don't fuck around. That's like their fucking football.

Speaker: What is it, like the but the Bolshevik Theater or some shit like that? Yeah, they don't fuck around. Those chicks got blisters on their feet like you read about. Bullshit.

Speaker: vi or Bullshit, Vic. Bullshit, Vic. I'm calling bullshit. I'm tired of your bullshit, Vic. No, but like, yeah, Russians and in ballet, they're like spaghetti and meatballs. They go together.

Speaker: But yeah, I yeah i agree. If I made that kind of money, I'll put on them tights. I don't know. I don't know that. I mean, you really got to be like. Yeah, you got to top league.

Speaker: Yeah, you got to be ballet dancer to make that kind money. Otherwise, you're just some other poor schlup dancing around with your. Fucking packaging, weird tight, white tights looking just crispy.

Speaker: Well, i think I think, honestly, that's so something that it kind of goes across the arts, whether it's sports or music or, um you know, yeah the the the creations, the arts.

Speaker: okay if you're no If you're not in the not in the top 1% of the arts, yeah you're homeless on the street. you know what I'm saying? You got to be screaming.

Speaker: Starting salary for a ballerina, male or female, is between $14,000 $36,000 a year. Yeah, no. ah I'll take the job. That's according to more than dancer.com.

Speaker: that People at McDonald's make more than that. I was going to say, that's not a lot. A special needs guy out in the parking lot dodging traffic to sweep up trash makes more than that.

Speaker: But that's just something. I'm like 50 pounds. I'm like 50 pounds. Dude, you know what? Watch out for that car, dude. Watch out for that car, dude. She held out that sign that said, I'm i'm homeless. My kids need money. and She was making so much money that she would finish a shift of panhandling and get her Mercedes and drive her brand new house. Because she was making so much money.

Speaker: Get it how you get it. I'm not mad at it. Get it where you fit in, my friend. Once again, that's starting salary. you know so as you you know That's like you're completely un unknown.

Speaker: you know Day one, i've never you know i've i've learned I've studied dance, but this is my first show. $14,000 to $36,000 a year. and Then, of course, as you get known, just like any sport, you get paid more as you go up. yeah I was talking with some people at work and after talking with some people online about the ah subject about like, you know, women wanting X, Y, and Z from men, you know, like the six, six, six rules and stuff like that.

Speaker: And it's like, Oh, I, you know, I want to, I want a baller. um I want to, uh, a basketball player a football player or some shit like that. And it's like, bro, you could get drafted in the first round.

Speaker: And next year, um you're, you're playing, you you're playing in Turkey. If you want to stay being a ball player, And Turkey is notorious for having a hard time paying their players.

Speaker: So even if they do sign you to a six-figure deal, that check's not going to clear. And if you want to be with that dude, um you're going to live in.

Speaker: And Turkey is, you know, it's it's a whole other world over there. No, well, like buddy mine here, he he plays for the the Mexican Pro League basketball team here in Cancun called the Pioneers.

Speaker: He makes like $250K a year. It's its not not NBA, but it's Mexico. mean, fuck. You know how well you can live on $250K a year in Mexico? Jesus Christ.

Speaker: I mean, that's about a... I can live on less than $1,500 a month. I'm just saying. Two, three, four... ah That's five, six times what I get paid, and I'm doing, you know, it's like, hey, to play basketball?

Speaker: Yeah, to play basketball. I've never seen the guy play. I used to hang out with him at the fucking casino, and we'd sit there and shoot craps all night. I could go to Mexico and play Mexican basketball.

Speaker: Well, the dude is So, yeah. He's not Mexican. he's not he's not i suppose like me He looks like a giant. I will say this. like It would be fun to be an athlete, I think, but I don't maintain my body.

Speaker: No, I don't. I would i maintain my body. My body is maintained to my expectations. Exactly. I'm walking upright. That's all that I do.

Speaker: that's my man my My owner's manual says I need X, Y, and Z to maintain my body. Just like my car says I have to put 88 in it for the gas tank. I have to use synthetic oil.

Speaker: I should have the transmission. I yeah i have i have and have expectations to maintain my body and keep it in high functioning, high performance level that I run yeah as a professional podcaster.

Speaker: I'm just saying I could maintain my body I put cheap gas in my engine she sometimes cheap gas is better though you get better mileage out of it you might get a little bit farther down the road little less wear and tear yeah city miles yeah that's funny nothing wrong with some city miles city boy City boy over here Look at him, city boy. No, it's funny because yeah I got a buddy.

Speaker: And um he's always like, ah you know, he's playing the dating game. He's a bit older than me, but, you know, he says that he you know wants a long-term relationship and he wants to move on and do things. But he's living an apartment with his buddy that he's been living with for many, many years.

Speaker: And he's he's got a good job, but he drives a BMW. And it's like, OK, I got a Toyota Camry. I got a house. I got a wife. I got a kid. I'm checking boxes on life goals, ah but nothing's fancy.

Speaker: This guy probably spends more on tires than I do on a mortgage. He pays twice as much for his gas. You know, his taxes on the car alone probably cost more than my car ah ah in totality.

Speaker: And it's like, go hey, you know, are are you really wanting to reach this goal of, you know, long term relationship? Or is this like, hey, are you going to stick your dick in your gas tank or your muffler or something? You know what I mean? Exactly.

Speaker: but to To each their own. I mean, there's nothing wrong with nice things, but... Yeah, but if it's if it's hindering other other things, then it's not worth it. Yeah.

Speaker: What the fuck is that?

Speaker: Honestly, i I should be sponsored by cheapcars.com or some shit like that. Cheapassmotherfucker.com What's that? There's a web there's a website. It's a Copar. one dot com Copar, where you buy the car, but you have to rebuild it because it's been in a car accident.

Speaker: That's what all those YouTubers that build cars, they buy those wrecked... I bought a 2020 Lamborghini, but a what a It has no motor because it was in a fire. and they They rebuild the fucking thing on their channel.

Speaker: Yeah, I didn't have a car payment for like 15 years and decided to move on and I paid $1,000 for an 04 Honda Accord and it was way better than the car that I had.

Speaker: I had to go over of two year period. I had to go about 7,000 in on a $1,000 purchase. it It was cherry. It was about as good as new could be, except it's an old car.

Speaker: And then I got rear-ended on the highway and it totaled the car and it broke my heart. So now I have a car payment and I have ah an 07 Camry.

Speaker: but my car payment is like $160 a month. but

Speaker: You can't break a camera. Yeah. And you know, again, ah thousand into it and it's, it's challenge accepted. it It is just like my Honda Accord.

Speaker: It is bulletproof. Every day, every point of it has been checked and maintained. And it's like, Hey, I don't need that. My wife my wife has a work car.

Speaker: She's got a ah Nissan Rogue that the company gave her. And it's got an an electric um transmission. So you you don't actually put it into gear. You just kind of push it in a direction and you hit all these buttons.

Speaker: Bro, it it took her damn near a week to find out how to get the parking brake off.

Speaker: Yeah, because it's it's a hydrostatic like transmission and the parking brake is power assist. Yeah. Once it goes on, it stays on, but it's like... All this smart stuff, it can be kind of stupid. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Oh, don't get wrong.

Speaker: It's a little retard. Because she she even gets confused because when she wants to take her car and she's got a... and a 2011 CRV.

Speaker: And it's pretty pretty analog. ah But every time she walks out the house, the lights, because the key of the Nissan gets close to it, the lights come on.

Speaker: Yeah. It doesn't unlock, but the the lights come on because the key got close. Yeah, it's like, ah so you don't have to walk up to your car in the dark.

Speaker: Yeah. And I'm like, well, that's a battery drain. It makes it very hard to get graped. Yep. gar heres why i don't That's why I don't have a Nissan Rogue.

Speaker: I like the good stuff. Is it really a graping when you walk around with your ass stuck out and your pants pulled down going, oh, no, I hope no strange men come and stick their dick in my butt.

Speaker: My name is... Jeff, please don't stick your dick in my butt again. and This was really weird. I liked it. mean, didn't look at it last time. Hey, i I'd rather be taken advantage of physically than you just dip your fingers into my wallet just by walking by, you know what mean?

Speaker: oh ah attract was like I'd much rather be sexually assaulted than have my wallet stolen. Noted, if I'm ever down in an untrackable area, I know where I can get laid really quick. What's up, untrackable? Don't worry, your wallet's safe.

Speaker: but your asshole that is That's another story. time.

Speaker: threaten me with a good time I don't stop. I said don't stop. ah Stop wasting my car battery.

Speaker: Things are damn near $300.

Speaker: things are damn near three hundred dollars Listen here, you son of a bitch. Don't threaten me with a good time, and you better bring me a fucking cheeseburger at the same time.

Speaker: I'll eat the cheeseburger while you're handling your business. yeah Just walking around the parking lots down there. or drag Sir, what the hell are you doing? Shh, I'm hunting that track.

Speaker: Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. You had to be there. You had to be there. I'm trying to get laid. Leave me alone. You're scaring him. I was told if I walked around this parking lot at this time and had two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's but but the that I could find an untrackable.

Speaker: the unlo The elusive untrackable could be for I'm planning on griping the hell it. What does that mean? Just don't worry about it. I was ready. You get a we I like it.

Speaker: Cheers, brother. Holy shit. Cheers, too.

Speaker: Hey, good rep. Click, I know you're not a fan of Whistling Diesel. Of what? The guy Whistling Diesel.

Speaker: i don't know that is. Yeah, you do. He's that YouTuber that, like, he did he bought that Ferrari and then drove the cornfield and the fucker caught on fire. Sure. okay He bought a tank.

Speaker: He did. it but Well, he just built a vehicle. It's I look ah can't tell what it is because he has one, two, three, four, five, six, seven...

Speaker: 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16 turbos on it. Oh, wow. Yeah, it's a truck. ah It's kind of ridiculous.

Speaker: Yeah, he did the Duramax that um he took down to Florida. And he ah He put the monster truck tires on it and tried to use it like a boat.

Speaker: yeah it's a Yeah, he actually he put, they're not even monster truck tires, they're custom tires. He calls it it calls it Monster Max. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a think well like a 2017 four-door Silverado with a 100% custom frame and tires that I could stand on Glick's head and still not reach the top I don't know if you saw the video where he had, because he's got that and he's got an Audi R8.

Speaker: and then And then he had, um yeah he bought some you some other, you know, lower YouTubers truck. He had them all wrapped in like the the flat OD green.

Speaker: And he moved the tires of the smaller truck. up on top of the the tires of the Monster Max to create like a pyramid. And then he put the Audi R8 up under it.

Speaker: And that picture, man, it's like, that is absolutely insane. No, Glick, you got to see Monster Max. Monster Max is like every hillbilly's dream is this truck.

Speaker: It is, like said, it's a bow tie. It's a cat eye Chevy. You know, nothing crazy. Except for the fact I don't even I don't want to speak out and turn on the size of the tires, but they are ridiculous.

Speaker: I gotta say also, um ah you know, I've watched plenty of his videos. I don't watch everything that he does. I was really upset ah about the Ferrari thing because I wasn't um I'm a Ferrari fan.

Speaker: However, in the name of science, like like you got to do everything.

Speaker: those those Those rockets on the side are gas tanks, by the way. It's run by, it runs twin diesel motors. No, it's not.

Speaker: It is 100% real. Yeah, he's he's got it it's a dual engine, and they they had to sync up the... Yeah, the it's got a custom transmission that has titanium gears in it so that when the two motors run, one's in the front, one's in the bed, they mesh to actually run the tires.

Speaker: yeah actually ah He built a...

Speaker: I'm trying to... Yeah, here's the video. Well, I can't show the video, but I can show the picture of the... It's insane. He actually drove it in the water and it floated because, you know, he what he did is he put, um, he doubled up the tires. So it's four wheel dually.

Speaker: And, uh, it's, he drove it across a lake. Like he transported on the road. He had to put it on a trailer and then put the tires on in the parking lot.

Speaker: But here it is. i don't know if you remember, um, i don't know if you remember but um He wound up getting a ticket because he had it registered as a boat, but I think it was in Indiana.

Speaker: But he took it down to Florida, and they wound up giving him a ticket because it wasn't registered. Only because it wasn't registered in Florida, not because he took a truck into the water.

Speaker: yeah Yeah. Yeah, because he was putting it out onto the, you know, not the not like a pond or something. he took it into the ocean. yeah and And so he he actually has, you know, when you see a boat, it has the registration on the side.

Speaker: He has that on, he had it on the fender. I found that picture where you talk about with the Audi. I just found it. It looks like, oh my gosh, just take forever look. Check that out.

Speaker: That's how big it is.

Speaker: It's ridiculous. That two-door one, like he bought off a YouTuber and then and then beefed it up even more. And it's still smaller than his.

Speaker: Yeah. I need to find out the dimensions of those tires. Yeah, they're... the You put all... if the The one that he took into the ocean, you put all those tires, the square footage of those tires, it's probably bigger than my house.

Speaker: So, Monster Max tire size are... They are... LSW 1430 R46s. So it's a 46-inch rim.

Speaker: It doesn't really say how tall they are because they're 1,400. So they're 1,400 tall. It's insane.

Speaker: how How tall would you say he is? He's like, what, 5'10", something like that? Yeah, I would say he's on the taller side of average. You know what I mean? yeah Yeah, he's not quite six foot, but he's not a small guy either. He curled up inside of the rim.

Speaker: Well, no, I got a picture of him standing underneath the truck itself. And it's, there it is. I'd say he's easily 5'11". But it's ridiculously

Speaker: but that's it's ridiculously big. Yeah, that's a easily a damn near, what, 15? 15 foot tall? Yeah. 18 foot tall truck? Yeah, something like that. To the roof, you know what mean? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker: Hmm. So they're 66 inch tires. They're 25 inches wide with a 43 inch rim. Yeah,

Speaker: it's crazy, man. Yeah, it's... It is actually 17 feet from ground ground to the top of the truck. 17 feet. And he had no problem setting a $400,000 Ferrari on fire.

Speaker: Oh, he makes so much money, dude. He put, what was it? He put like a like the the feed for the animals? I don't know what it was.

Speaker: Yeah. so So the Ferrari he bought had a weird, I don't know what Ferrari it was. But he it actually has a weird vent in the front. And he was pouring it onto the hood and it would pour out the front.

Speaker: Yeah, it ah the animal in my In my ah world, that's blasphemy because i I am a Ferrari fan from ah childhood.

Speaker: But at the same time, it's like, in the name of science, fuck it up, man. he's And, you know, the things that survived. Diesel. The emblems the emblem survived the fire.

Speaker: Almost nothing else did because it was all carbon fiber.

Speaker: I'm trying to find a decent picture of the front end of the car.

Speaker: so Actually, here's a decent one.

Speaker: So he you know he does this thing on his YouTube channel where tests the limits of vehicles. And he when he did for did this Ferrari, and I didn't see it.

Speaker: He did the Cybertruck. Did you see the Cybertruck one? Yeah. yeah and it like And he tried to tow something. like He did a tug-of-war thing, and it literally...

Speaker: doing a tug of war with a F-150 and it ripped the bumper off the Cybertruck because the Cybertruck sucked. Yeah. Damn. Yeah, i he destroyed it.

Speaker: For good reason. It was one of those things. It was like...

Speaker: eights

Speaker: like ah he He showed it next to an F-150. F-150's mirrors. He was hanging on the mirror and it was going... And he went like this on the Cybertruck mirror, and of course it ripped it off. He's like, this is not a good, this is not what a truck should be.

Speaker: I mean, anybody that calls the... There's the Ferrari. Did you see how the front where he, that hood, he was pouring the the feed, I don't know why I'm pointing like an idiot, but he was pouring the feed onto the hood it would come out the front to feed his animals, just as he tested it. Yeah, i'm sitting here going like this right here

Speaker: I do that all the time. I'm like, yeah, right here. yeah God damn it. But yeah. and He ended up, he tested the limit of cars and vehicles, and he was literally, look, he pulled a click on it.

Speaker: And when I say he pulled a click, click, you'll get the reference when I show you this. But he didn't buy it? but No, he you pressure washed it. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Speaker: and There's another place that ah I like when it comes to car stuff. I think it's Donut Media. yeah i like Donut. Well, Donut, apparently a lot of people that work for Donut no longer want to work there because it became this big weird thing.

Speaker: They used do this really cool segment called Up to Speed. Low Verti? No, though Up to Speed. That's how they started. They would give you the history of a vehicle. what are you doing If your your favorite vehicle was, you know,

Speaker: The suburban. They'd give you the history of the suburban. And it was really great show. and And now, a lot of people that used to work, like the main guy, he doesn't work there anymore. He started his own channel.

Speaker: Because... He said it wasn't fun anymore because they they were treating it like you have to do x amount of... Like, you have to do this, this, this.

Speaker: And he's like, that's not what we do. But because a corporation bought it, it ruined it. This is him cleaning that Ferrari.

Speaker: But yeah, he fucks up some vehicles. Yeah, and I think it was um i think it was either the brakes, something in the wheels. so Well, the thing is, total fire but no what happened was is is that Ferrari uses carbon ceramic brakes.

Speaker: I think it's a SF90. I think so. I can actually check here.

Speaker: it was a it was It was a brand new one. Yeah, it's an FS90 Stradale. Stradale, thank you. um but like So it has carbon ceramic brakes. When you ride those, you if you use the brakes the way you do when you race or ride really hard, they glow with heat.

Speaker: And of course he did that. Then he drove into the cornfield. The corn, dry corn gets caught up in the wheel and caught fire. And then they, by the time they realized it, it was way too late.

Speaker: And that fucking thing went up in smoke in seconds. Is that the same instance? ah Like I said, it's it's been a while since that's gone down.

Speaker: But I think they caught their rental car, ah the Dodge Caravan on fire in that incident. I think so, because it was so close. Yeah, they rushed to get all the camera equipment and everything out of the van because they burnt that shit to the ground too.

Speaker: Yeah. But yeah, it went... I actually have a picture here. This is not the greatest picture. Oh, ah you you burnt the rental car. Now you're responsible for this $28,000 van. It's like, well, bro, I'm about to make a million dollars off of this video. Fuck it, right? Go for it, yeah.

Speaker: And that's the thing is, you know, he very much like he's like the car guy's Mr. Beast, you know? Yeah. Like where Mr. Beast does a bunch of stuff that kids like.

Speaker: This guy does stuff that all us car guys are like, I'd do that if I had the money to waste. So this is the Ferrari when it caught on fire. Like it went up.

Speaker: Yeah. Even, um even the story about his, his, ah his friend, like they did the, ah they were doing the jet ski thing. Yeah. Somebody accused them of splashing somebody and the law was,

Speaker: was trying to basically burn this kid for doing something that really he he didn't do. And nobody can prove it. and And it's something that people do every single day when they're having fun on jet skis.

Speaker: And the law was trying to... And he was like... can Hey, hey, this kid's got it. He's smart, and he's about to get a scholarship, and if you give him this charge and you stick to it, he's going to lose everything. He was like, hey, my boy's going to be good regardless. I just don't want his ass to go to jail.

Speaker: Right. Well, no, what happened was in that video, they're you know, they're goofing off with jet skis, doing what people do on jet skis. Understood. And some guy on a boat was like a former sheriff or something.

Speaker: And he made this big stink about it. It was like, dude, stop being a fucking Karen. You little bitch. yeah Oh, we rocked your boat a little bit. Yeah. It's called waves.

Speaker: That happens when you're on a lake, you know, and this guy took him to court and basically was going to ruin his life because his, his feelings was hurt. it was like, you know, what fuck that guy. i and and you know cody i don't even think i think his ego was like hey i'm about to flex and it's like come on and you're retired you got a boat you got your family you're out there doing your thing have you never been a kid before exactly kiss my ass sorry but yeah no i know i agree because you know and

Speaker: There's a couple videos that he's doing where he's helping out fans that got scammed by like somebody selling a car on Facebook, Marketplace, and they're like, oh, it's a Corvette and it's got all this cool shit on it.

Speaker: And the guy actually owns the car, but he's like, oh, send me X amount so I'll hold it for you. And then he never delivers the car for the rest of the money. And

Speaker: the the other one he was doing was a guy He told this girl that he would build her. it's like He's like, a he owns a custom shop, but it's in his barn and shit.

Speaker: And he's like, oh, I'll give this girl a good deal. i'll I'll make you your dream truck out of the truck you have. And then months later, he hasn't even touched it yet. And she's like, oh, I need it back.

Speaker: And he's like, oh, no, we're almost done. And then he hid the truck from her and all this stuff. it was fucked up. And. They ended up getting it back for him, for her. And now Cody's actually fixing it up for her.

Speaker: He's like, I'll just do it for free because I got more money than brains. Although he's a smart kid. Cody's Whistlin' Diesel guy. He's actually a really smart guy. He just plays an idiot on YouTube.

Speaker: Well, you know.

Speaker: But... i don't Are you not entertained? Well, no, it comes down to i i I love cars too much to do what he does. Like, yeah, if I had the brains and stuff or the the money to buy all the cars he would, I would, but I would baby the shit out of them.

Speaker: Yeah, if I wrecked I wouldn't be as mad. But to deliberately beat the piss of him, I couldn't do it. I have too much respect for the vehicle.

Speaker: Yeah. and And that's That can be tough. Yeah. Because um when you have some a lot of people's feelings but when you when you have something that you love, you want to protect it. But, you know, ah a walk around of a nice car is, you know, that's a 30 second clip.

Speaker: yeah But two sections 20 minute videos of destroying... There's a YouTube channel and it's not quite as active as it used to be.

Speaker: It's called Tax the Rich. And it's just a video. It's just video and it's like a ah Enzo Ferrari not being a dream being driven like you read about.

Speaker: but not on the road. It's going through back roads. It's going through fields. It's really cool setup. Like they'll do it with Rolls Royces. They do it with all these, like the, not the new Bugatti, but the Bugatti before this one.

Speaker: There's a video of that. I actually play a short clip of it on my intro Jeff's Garage, where it's like they, you know, they don't treat it. They don't baby them. And nobody speaks. It's just music and them tearing ass Dukes of Hazzard style through cars that you and I can only dream about ever driving.

Speaker: And they're entertaining. Just like there's another guy, call he calls himself Ghost. Nobody knows who he is, but he has a, think it's a Hayabusa, all black, all black.

Speaker: No license plates. And he drives through the streets and highways of the UK at ungodly speeds being chased by cops. And then he loses them. And he records the entire thing and puts it up on YouTube.

Speaker: I'm not mad at him for it. Because want to talk about entertaining. Because this dude is doing like 150 miles an hour passing cars. Millimeters.

Speaker: Not a care in the world. and And of course, we all watch the video going Oh, he's going to fucking biff it around this next corner. Oh, shit. Oh, Jesus. That was close. You know, it's, it's and know why is i like weird police chase.

Speaker: that That's something that was always got me about um the original top gear, especially when they did their, their big adventures. It would be like, hey here, here are the limits, the the rules, the cost and what you're allowed to do to your car.

Speaker: And, you know, then they go on this trick. It doesn't matter if it's like supercars finale do this distance and whoever gets there first based off of their route.

Speaker: I mean, they even had um the the little guy. What's his name? Richard Hammond. raymond like Like he he was injured. He was on crutches. So he had to take public transport and then they, he had to race the dude that had to deal with traffic and stuff like that. And it was like, he's ready well, their last special, which ended the series, they, they literally just said, let's do their first special was the drive across Africa.

Speaker: And in that special, they had to, you know, they'd take part the car, get across certain parts. And the last special, they didn't make anything fail. Like, They kind of let everybody know that, yeah, when you see us fail in the past, that was for entertainment reasons.

Speaker: Nobody failed in this, but they drove through their original route, and it was beautiful. and like They ended up at the same place that their first special was, and it was like, like I almost cried, dude.

Speaker: It was that good. And the soundtrack was amazing. But um My favorite, of course, is when they they drove to the North Pole in the Toyota Hilux.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Yeah. they the so Richard Hammond did it on dog sled, which i wouldn't I wouldn't have done that. But I would have done it in a truck. What I saw with the Hilux was when they drove up to the volcano, so they had to make the ah the metal shield above it because yeah exploding volcano was sending down stuff that would melt straight through.

Speaker: Yeah. it And they had to they put alcohol on the tires to keep the... The tires from melting. Yeah. But then, yeah you know, it catches on fires. Like, it's like they did they did so many things that just was just so entertaining. Well, but everything they did was entertaining. Even if it wasn't like, I don't care. Like, you know, kind of like they did that.

Speaker: Let's make our own version of a police car. And Richard Hammond used a geo-tracker. And, you know, they they they made limos. And Jeremy Clarkson took a Fiat Panda, which could fit in your back pocket.

Speaker: Or more je Jeremy Clarkson driving the the GTR, and it it geez that it damn near broke his neck. Yeah. Well, he that when they were driving semi-trucks, he had that flat-nosed Scudia semi-truck, and he drove us through a brick wall to show how durable it was and hurt his neck.

Speaker: Because he drove through a brick wall. okay Duh. yeah Beautiful stuff. Beautiful. In the name of science. Well, they they also did that that one where they drove they drove kind of like... I guess so.

Speaker: And they were going on cliff sides where if you miss your little... If you tilt the wheel a millimeter wrong, you go off a fucking cliff.

Speaker: Because it's it's wall and cliff and road is this wide. Oh, Jesus. It was nerfing. Like, Click would have hated it. Because, like, even me, I know it's a TV show. I know they live because they, you know.

Speaker: But it's like you're watching going, Jesus Christ. too Because the one lady's trying to pass him on a one-lane road. And he's driving a semi-truck. And she's driving a fucking car. She doesn't even care.

Speaker: And it's like, there's no guardrail. It's a 500 foot drop. And you're trying to pass me. and and And, you know, we get to see this as entertainment on the shows, but that is day to day life in some countries.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. It's actually it's it's crazy. Like my my supervisor, he's Colombian. And he he looks like um he looks like a leprechaun.

Speaker: You know, he's short. He's got orange hair. He's the one of the whitest dudes you've ever seen. He's probably even wider than me. and I come from Irish heritage, but this dude's Colombian.

Speaker: um 100%. When he goes home, it's like the drive from the airport to the village is longer than the flight from the United States to Colombia.

Speaker: Yeah. God damn. and And the distance, he's talking, it's like 30 miles from the airport to his village.

Speaker: And it takes him 13 hours. Jesus. That is the cliff. that like It's a day-to-day thing that people have to drive on that i just to get to you groceries. and it's like no we we have we have we have Believe it or not, we have places like that here in the States.

Speaker: Yeah, but we have guardrails. They don't.

Speaker: Depending upon how rural... I've seen places like that in West Virginia. No guardrails. Yeah, so guys but... But here's crazy thing. we that You got people going both ways on that one road.

Speaker: There's no place to pass, but they pass each other. Well, yeah, I mean, it's technically a two-lane road. Yeah, no, I've been in places down in West Virginia that are like that. And then the immortal words of Clark Griswold.

Speaker: Roll them up. all a reminders You can hear the Vanders. Yeah. yeah I took a wrong exit one day and found myself on a road like that.

Speaker: Yeah. And another car was coming at me and I'm like, what do we do here? This is where I get murdered and raped. You got a 40 miles kind of thing. Yeah. Because there's about to be another truck that comes up behind me and I'm trapped. And it's just like, well,

Speaker: you know If I'm dying, we all dying because we're going off the side of this fucking cliff. I'm just trying to get back. It's the start of every horror movie. I'm just trying to get back to the freeway. Not today, Satan.

Speaker: Not today. You're not from around here, are you, boy? Again, no, not. not today you and you're not from brown here oh or

Speaker: ah again no i'm not yeah Shoot first, ask questions later. Click, you gotta see the limo that Top Gear built.

Speaker: It is a Fiat Panda. A Fiat Panda is about the size of a Dodge Horizon. With Blaze, I'm anti-panda now. How big that fucking thing is. I knew we were panda lovers over here. Except for Blaze, apparently.

Speaker: Anti-panda establishment.

Speaker: Sounds like your kids are killing each other. Oh, yeah, they are. They're good enough. Yeah, they're just playing. It's fine. I'll be all right. I'll be right back.

Speaker: He's a little worried about his kids. He's like, let me go check and make sure everything is actually fine. like You hear them screaming in the background. Hey, you remember the those... um the the popcorn cans that you would get in the holidays where it's got like the three different flavors with the divider, but the things like it's this massive can. Yeah, you get like butter popcorn, cheddar popcorn, and caramel popcorn or caramel, however you to say it. That can was for the most part empty, but me and my brother got in a fight over the remote control for the TV and a lot of

Speaker: A lot of empty swinging, you know, went down. its And then I grabbed the holiday popcorn can and chucked it at him.

Speaker: He was already awkward position, and that thing hit him. It did no damage to him. it absolutely destroyed the popcorn can, and then whatever was left was on the floor, and both of us just looked at each other like, Mom's going to kill us. Now we got to clean up.

Speaker: You know what I mean? Now we got to clean up. That happens. And, you know, that's just one instance, but growing up with siblings. I think just – And that was just last week, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker: No, we, I think we, I don't remember the moment that we called the truce, but um yeah, we, we don't do that anymore. I also, I also don't have him over at my house because I'm like, Hey, I don't have a popcorn cane to throw at you. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Speaker: ill buy ah My now broster, back when it back when he was still my sister when we were growing up, we were fighting one day and our bedroom. We had bunk beds, and he, well, she at the time, ran up to the top bunk to get away from me, and I jumped up there to grab him.

Speaker: And when I went to grab him, i my footing slipped on the bottom bunk at the same time he was using his foot to push me. And I went flying off the bunk bed, and now mind you, I've always been a big guy.

Speaker: Well, my foot, like, ninja kicked through an aquarium we had in the bedroom, and I still have the scar on my foot, and it fucking cut the heel of my foot wide open.

Speaker: My brother and I were fighting on bump beds one day, dropped a for you. Bob comes up and our bedroom looks like a fucking murder room because and not only am I freaking out, but now I'm going to kill my sister.

Speaker: So there's blood all over the carpet. There's blood on the walls. be like I dropped a milk crate on my brother once. And the corner of the milk crate, like one of those big ones. Like the plastic ones?

Speaker: Yeah, the plastic ones from school. the plastic ones that can carry the small milk cartons in. yeah In the corner of it, it hit him dead center in the head and put like a perfectly round dot on his head that bled for like half.

Speaker: And I was like, don't say anything. Put this on it. Shut up. I still got a giant scar on my heel from that fish tank. so talking about sibling stuff, um we we we ah were friends with another family and they had three kids. My mom had three kids and we were all hanging out at their house.

Speaker: But, you know, be in the being the single parent ah household kids, ah we would fight more with each other than we would fight with anybody else. And my brother and sister got into it. My brother and sister got into it and My brother got on top of my sister and they were like trying. you know They were they were they were they were punching each other and shit like that.

Speaker: And my brother went in and was he started to attempt to like slam my sister's head onto the the driveway.

Speaker: And my friend went and got a pillow from the couch and just put chipp just put it underneath her head. and And everybody's standing around watching. It's like, you know, this is sibling robbery.

Speaker: This is a sibling thing. You got to let them do it. But at the same time, it's like, hey, we don't need any heads cracked out here. So it's like, okay, here's a pillow. he He's going to...

Speaker: My sister's friend, her and her brother were a year apart. Now my sister is four years older than me. And her friend and their parents used to say, if you guys going to fight, I'm going to tie one into a chair and let the other beat the fuck out you.

Speaker: Then you switch places. And I was like,

Speaker: Whoa. because I'd hate to be the first one to catch the ass with him. Exactly, because because the second one is the one that's got the advantage. Yeah, I'll take the ass him, but going to twice as hard when I hit you.

Speaker: my Yeah. That's brutal. My stepsister and I got into one time. ah You know, Jackie. The one that went to the career center. Yeah. We got into one time.

Speaker: and And this bitch would... ah For a dollar, buddy. I'm just saying. Yeah, this bitch would fight dirty. like She would constantly like try to punch me at the dick. Or she like knew that my nose was fucked up from breaking it so many times.

Speaker: And one day, she she we were fighting about something after school. And it was just us at home. And she punched me in the nose... And I jumped up. She tried to run from me, and I jumped up and grabbed her by the back of her fucking hair. And you can say what you want to say about wrestling being fake.

Speaker: But I fucking scooped her up and powerbombed her, and she slammed her head on the register vent, on the floor. We we had ah we had a double-wide trailer. And they did she bounced her fucking cranium right off of that shit. She was lights out cold for, like, 30 seconds. nobody For that 30 seconds, you're going...

Speaker: Oh, shit. I just killed myself. Nope. For 30 seconds, I didn't give a fuck. It was 30 seconds peace and quiet. finally So she comes to, and she's got a concussion, but she's concussed.

Speaker: She's little loopy. I'm on the phone with one of my best friends from school, Jason. We called him Flea. He went to East Knox. know Flea. And we were on the phone, and I put him on speakerphone, and she thinks he's gone.

Speaker: So for like 45 minutes... forty five minutes I have her convinced that she's talking to God, right? I don't know what's wrong. I didn't realize like she had a concussion. I mean, I knew what concussions were. i kind of had an idea. but I didn't know the severity of them.

Speaker: Take a nap, Jackie. You'll be fine. So for like 45 minutes, dude, she's convinced she's talking to God on the phone, and it's it he's playing along the whole time.

Speaker: And he's telling her to do dumb shit like, fetch me, fetch your brother a glass of ice water. Give him the TV room. If I lay up for 45 minutes, I'm like, yeah, maybe I should call an ambulance.

Speaker: Just in case. if He was like, yeah, it's probably a good idea because she probably is hurt. Dude, as the ambulance is pulling up our driveway, and our driveway was like a quarter mile long. and it went up you know ten we lived out in the middle of nowhere.

Speaker: As the ambulance is coming up the driveway, here comes her mom, my stepmom. About a minute behind the ambulance. Of course, she reaches the... She, like, peeks the hill on ah one of the hills on her driveway and sees the ambulance.

Speaker: Jumps out. What the hell happened? What's going on? and that and and and and No idea. i must jack but Mind you, I did have a bloody nose from where she hit me in the nose. and So I told her basically. proceeds selling Meanwhile, Jason's on the phone the whole time still. On speakerphone. Dying. Dying.

Speaker: z And she was like, you didn't take an ambulance beforehand. act And I'm like, no, because we were having let's be honest. No, let's be honest. Yeah, she got what she deserved.

Speaker: I was minding my own business doing my schoolwork, and she walked up and punched me in the nose. She's looking at it and throwing out the fucking window. So, but,

Speaker: like dude, that 45 minutes was the best 45 minutes of my life of me and Jason. Jason was like, I am God. Let's show brother a glass of ice water. Okay. because its Bumbling and stumbling around in the kitchen. You know, having met Jackie, I don't find that hard to believe. I'm just saying.

Speaker: Yeah. She's tarted now. She used to a normal child. She wasn't my best friend's sister.

Speaker: Now she's retarded. yeah ah yes Yes, please. The holiday popcorn can. I love them. I miss those popcorns. It's like the perfect combination of flavor.

Speaker: Butter, cheddar, and caramel. Yeah, you're right on the center divide and let it mix. That can is like the perfect WWE home wrestling alternative. because You could smash that on somebody's head and they could take it like Like it crushed their skull.

Speaker: But at the same time, the can is the thing that's going to crumble. yeah Again, mom's going to get really mad, but nobody really got hurt. but Yeah, because it's about as thick as a beer can. You put it on their head and you smack it with a kendo stick.

Speaker: Yes. If you look at it hard enough, it'll bend.

Speaker: I am a god. I can bend metal with my mind. my My grandmother, she used to give them out as Christmas gifts to everybody. sweet hi We'd all come from home from the Christmas party and with our own little tub.

Speaker: They'd end up as trash cans in our room. Every year we got trash can, but it was filled with popcorn. I'm just saying.

Speaker: Yeah. I can't get those here. Hey, I, um, I gotta take a body break, um, I'll be right back We'll go potty. We'll be here. I think at this point, think anymore, I think you can literally buy them sons of bitches year-round at this point.

Speaker: I don't doubt it. You don't have to wait for the holidays anymore. I'm going to look that up. You can definitely get them on Amazon. You can definitely get them shipped to

Speaker: you, dude. We live in the future, man. You can them to Three and a half gallons of popcorn, baby.

Speaker: I always thought their root that's what it says, three and a half gallons. Three and a half gallons of good good. Yes. We have a popcorn shop here in town. It's called like Best Damn Popcorn Boutique.

Speaker: And they've got all these like crazy popcorn combinations. So if you have an unopened popcorn tin can last for two months. don't believe it.

Speaker: It'll stay fresh for two months. Once you open it, it'll stay fresh for two weeks. It doesn't last two weeks. and I was going to say, if it lasts two weeks, who fucking lets it last? Dude, I'll polish of them fuckers off in a movie.

Speaker: You're a fat ass. No, but you yeah everybody's like like a family movie night. You set that in the middle of everybody and everybody just grabs me. but Yeah, but I also know that you finish one off by he yourself. I'll fucking eat. I'll sit here in my office and just...

Speaker: We should see if you can finish one off by us on a Saturday night when we by the time we do an end of show. but Wait, did they sell them here? it's I put in near me and supposedly they sell them here, but I've never seen them because they say it's at Walmart, but i don't fucking believe it.

Speaker: You never leave your house, putz. No, I've gone to Walmart, dude. i think I think you have to order it from the Walmart website. Yeah, i mean but if they did have them in the Walmart, let's say they do have them in Walmart. Are you going to the aisle that has them in the Walmart when you go to the Walmart? i go through every When I go grocery shopping, I go through every single aisle.

Speaker: Oh, you're that guy. Yeah, because i get it everything in order. you know If I go through the cereal aisle, I grab a couple boxes. I go through the milk aisle, get the milk. I get to you know zigzag all the way through. So I look for everything because you never know what you might find you're like, holy shit, I need that.

Speaker: I don't know what it is, but I need it because it cool. It's on my list. I know where it's already at. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Oh, no, no. If I'm going in for a specific thing, I go in, get it, and get the fuck out.

Speaker: I agree. But grocery shopping is a different thing. Because I don't buy for a day or two. I buy for the week or two. and No, I so i used to grocery shop for the week. And I knew where everything was. And if I didn't have to go down an aisle, I wasn't going down that aisle. you doo dooooooo Go down the aisles I need, to get what I need. I can't think of something that wouldn't be in it.

Speaker: every That I need every single week. I don't need to go buy spices every single week. But there's a bunch of other shit in that aisle that I more than likely don't need. But if I go down that aisle, I'm probably going to fucking buy yeah Plus, I don't want to be in the store any longer than I fucking have to be. No, I agree.

Speaker: I agree. I hate, I would rather. and I definitely don't want to do a grocery shop. Now, I'll go over to the electronics and I'll just. That'll take me at three days right there. Yeah. What are you looking at?

Speaker: don't know. What are you doing? Something I might need. Dude, they got it. you want What are you looking at? They sell those speakers, the the big Bluetooth speakers. They got a new one at the store here.

Speaker: It stands this tall. It's four and a half feet tall. And I fucking want it. And it's literally 200 what do you look for yeah yeah i get that What are you looking for? Nothing?

Speaker: What are you doing? Just looking? why I never know what I might need. I want to? Yeah. Maybe I'm a boss. Maybe I'll buy a new fucking charger. I don't know. i i'm she so zealand I don't.

Speaker: When I go to the grocery store, I don't like to go with anybody. If I go by myself, I can get in and out in an hour. If I go with the wife and kids, we're there for three hours. And I'm Jesus Christ, can we fucking go? hate grocery shopping with people.

Speaker: Because they're like, oh we got to look at this. No, just put it fucking cart. Let's get the they fuck out of here. I got shit. But no, I agree. Let's get the fuck out. If like, well we go to the mall, you know, walk around the mall for a little bit. if God knows what we leave with, which I end buying something stupid every time.

Speaker: But if I go to get, like if i if I'm going to go get a new controller, I go get the controller and get the fuck out. I don't need to be here all day. But if we're just, hey, it's Saturday, let's go the fucking mall. Oh yeah, there goes 10 grand. Because I'm going to buy everything I want.

Speaker: For the next like three months. Oh, I've done it, dude. they have They have a version of Black Friday here, they call Bien Fin. It's the entire weekend, everything's like fucking half off.

Speaker: For four days. And I'll go on a Saturday or a Sunday. And I'm like, I mean, that's where I bought that fucking scooter. And that's where I buy. That's when I buy my TV. I'll leave there with four fucking TVs, a new electric scooter and a couple of those fucking Bluetooth fucking giant fucking 12 inch subwoofer speakers.

Speaker: And I've spent like, you know, 1500 bucks where everything costs like twenty two hundred dollars. Yeah, this is I got a deal. And when I'm making money, when I make good money, like when I was doing a lot of money, I'd go every weekend. I'm like, I need this. What for? I don't know.

Speaker: I'll find a spot for it. o

Speaker: But if I'm going in for something specific, like what i like yesterday, I was telling you, I had to go buy a new charger cable for for my computer and any one for the phone.

Speaker: Because the biggest problem I had was, I had one charger cable that works for my computer and my phone. Well, I'd be doing the show or working and the kids are using the phone. And like, hey, we need a charger. No, I have almost no battery.

Speaker: yeah And then they argue. So I just went and bought a charger cable for the computer, bought a new charger box and a new cable. Five minutes in and out.

Speaker: But if I would have gone, if I would have walking around the store, i would have spent 10 times more. Because I went to the electronics store where they have all the cool shit. Which is a very dangerous place to go. Yeah, I don't ah i don't get down with shopping.

Speaker: You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's it's in and out. Yeah, you know yeah I'm going to call bullshit because I bet you're the type of guy wants to go get all the pretty bags and all the fun stores and you skip each store sing.

Speaker: I call bullshit, Vic. You look like Dorothy on The Wizard of Oz. We're off see the wizard, motherfucker! I love shopping. I love shopping. My name's Untrackable and I love to shop.

Speaker: but No, like everything going to Home Depot when I got more money than brains. Oh my God. Everything you're wearing is either free or cheap as hell.

Speaker: ah But when I go on a mission to get light bulbs, I do my internet research and I look at what's on bulb that I'm replacing and I go in there with tunnel vision like there's on a horse and I'm like, hey, even if I have to ask for help,

Speaker: ah I'm like, hey, I need this specific light bulb and don't you leave me in the wrong goddamn direction because you and me are going to have a problem. I want this light bulb and this light bulb only.

Speaker: I don't want to even look at the lawnmowers or nothing. Yeah.

Speaker: Oh, is I heard a beep and I got a video sent to me. yeah and like if if i go If I go into Home Depot with my wife and we're going to get light bulbs, she's like, oh, look at that ceiling fan.

Speaker: And I'm like... Put it in the fucking car. Put it Oh, God. You cannot send me in to by myself. Home Depot and AutoZone because I'm leaving with everything.

Speaker: Oh, bro. Home Depot and AutoZone are the scary. Like, there's a store here. It doesn't have a name. It's like, it's you know how when you drive down the highway and you see those truck stops and they have all the the cool shit you put on your truck?

Speaker: They got one of those not far from me. If I go in there, I will spend way too much money just to buy something cool.

Speaker: Yeah, I also don't. A bumper sticker or. Yeah, exactly. i I don't like novelty shit. I don't like... No, no, no. Not novelty. No, not novelty. I'm talking like like ah head like... To replace your headlight, like if they get a little foggy, give I'll just replace whole fucking thing.

Speaker: But you know what? I need a match, so give me two. One for each side.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: ah I mean... A headlight, that is a thing, though. but No, I can really just polish the headlight. can polish the headlight, I'll just replace it.

Speaker: A charm or... No, I don't do the charms. i don't like i will I will do something stupid like a shifter knob that's a novelty shifter knob. Like an eight ball or a cue ball. It's shifter like a penis.

Speaker: yeah shit Oh, yeah, I got three of those, dude. Yeah, but I always lose them. I grew up playing Call of Duty, and it was like the most you would do would change the color of your gun.

Speaker: But when you start getting into like, oh, you could have this thing hanging off of your gun. You could have a Pikachu charging handle, and it's like, rope ah bro, bro.

Speaker: It's one thing. i think it's crazy to have, you know, red tiger stripes, let alone Pikachu hanging off of the, you know. It's a flex.

Speaker: in ah In the game world, it's a flex. i have i have I now have a few diamond guns. I call them my bling-blangs.

Speaker: bla Bling-bangs. but like band like when i when i When I'm walking through the mall, that's where I found my name my Darth Vader ring. I found it. And it was way too expensive, but I like, I've never seen one before. I've got to have it. Oh, I got diamond-encrusted 50 cals, the rounds.

Speaker: like So you're not just getting blown the fuck up. I'm enhancing your value, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker: laughter laughter

Speaker: No, I'm terrible. value the story if i got If I got more money and brains, you leave me at the and at the right store, I'm buying everything. Yeah.

Speaker: Like, Glick's seen me do it. I bought that stupid ah LED light. And I'd turn it on and I'd have a different color every couple hours.

Speaker: You know, like... Hey, one of the... but One of the that i whoa Yeah, see? It's a novelty thing. You don't need it, but you gotta one of the um you know One of the channels that I visit, ah the guy sits in a dark room.

Speaker: You can still see his face, but his light is activated by the noise. So yeah his voice or voice, anybody that speaks...

Speaker: ah the tone and everything did will determine the colors that happen. So the the light is activated by the the noise.

Speaker: oh I used to, in my and my, when I was right out of high school, or while now i was still in high school, i had that Dodge Neon that I had you know fucking way too much money in my stereo system, but I had lights around my speakers.

Speaker: And when the the the song would play, the saw the they were sound-activated lights, so they'd flash. The only problem is if you're driving at night and they start flashing red or blue, you start driving faster because you think you're being chased, and then you get home and you're waiting for the cop to pull in.

Speaker: And nobody's there. You're like, fuck, I just drove like nine years. because that's what people do when they see red and blue behind them. They drive faster. No, so back road to my parents' house, I had i put strobe lights in my back windows because they were like $5 a lot, like AutoZone or some shit.

Speaker: And I was dumb and stupid. And they had they came with they were you're supposed to put them into your headlights. Yeah. And I put them in my back window. I had them in the front dash. And I forgot they were on.

Speaker: And I start seeing strobes. But they're its they look like they're just far enough away where if I get around this next corner, I'm not going to get caught. It's 2 o'clock in the morning. I'm on my way home.

Speaker: And I just start nailing it. But I keep seeing lights. So I pull in. When I shut off the car, the lights went away. And i was like, fuck, I wasn't being chased. i was I'm an idiot.

Speaker: I'm retarded. jeff I took the lights out the next day. i was like, this is dumb. I'm driving um'm speeding down the fucking back roads of Belleville like a bat out of hell because we used to drive up through Batman Hill and drift around those corners. and know if you get caught doing it, you'd get in trouble and shit, but we never got caught because if you see something, you get the fuck out of there. and That's what I was doing.

Speaker: Mm-hmm. But I swear to God there was a cop behind me. yeah so Like I turned down the radio and Yeah.

Speaker: I don't know why people do that. I'm going to turn down the radio. oh, shit, a cop just passed me. Turn down my radio. just in case. I'm doing 95 and 45, but if I turn my radio down, yeah he won't see what coming yeah they won't go get me. i've also I have a buddy of mine. He's got a beautiful stereo system in his car. He turns his radio down to back up. I'm like, dude, that's not going to affect your driving.

Speaker: He's like, I've got to park. What are you doing? That's a good song. I turn the radio down to back up. What for? I will say this about, um, the, the, the vehicles that authorities drive, um, recognizing headlights behind you is a very important thing. So, um, Dodge charger headlights are very distinctive.

Speaker: and So are, uh, explorers. But I'll tell you what, in my area, like, uh, my city, um, The cop cars are Dodge Chargers.

Speaker: the stateers The state troopers in the state of North Carolina are Dodge Chargers. However, this ah Greensboro, they use Ford Taurus.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah. Really? and and And I'm not so familiar with that because it's almost so kind of ambiguous. so It's like it's it's not so distinctive, but the Dodge charger headlights are very, very distinctive.

Speaker: Um, and it, when I see charger headlights behind me, um, it it doesn't matter if I'm going with the flow of traffic or not. I just make sure that I get over and they are not behind me.

Speaker: And sometimes it'll be a hell cat or something like that. Yeah. And it'll be like, okay, that's fair. But when, when, when I'm doing everything I can and and I'm looking forward and next thing I know, it's like, okay,

Speaker: It's they're too close. You know, say they're not directly behind me, but I see them in the side mirror. I'm like, oh the they're there. And next thing you know, it's a state trooper going by me, you know, 10 miles an hour faster than I'm going. And I'm already going 10 miles an hour we're over the speed limit just to keep up with the flow of traffic. I'm like, yep, um I'm glad I didn't get in his way, you know.

Speaker: You know, but here's what drives me crazy. Mexico police car.

Speaker: No joke. They all drive either Chevy Silverados or Ford F-150s. Now, the only way you can tell at night if it's a cop is they always have their lights on. The the red and blues, they're always on at night for no reason.

Speaker: And the first time I did it, I'm driving on the road and I see red and blue lights. So I pull the fucker past me and look at me. What are you doing?

Speaker: Oh, so they just ride like that. Yeah, they just roll. Okay. So they I asked a cop one day, why? why And they said, he explained to me, just it's a preventative measure.

Speaker: Because if we're driving through a neighborhood with our lights on, people know the cops are coming, so they stop doing dumb shit. Yeah. I'm like, it's, it's, I think. for i think quote so ah we We call that force protection, like show of force.

Speaker: Like, hey, we're here. ah Don't do dumb shit or stop doing your dumb shit or whatever. rather than but rather Rather than some of the stuff that I'm saying where it's like, hey, I could be following at a safe distance, but I'm going 10 miles an hour over the speed limit just Just to be safe in traffic because everybody's going fast.

Speaker: And then next thing you know, you see a state trooper that's riding half a car length behind another car all the way over in the left lane. And it's like, bro, um if, if,

Speaker: if If you want to do something to him, turn your lights on and make it happen. Otherwise, you are following inches like NASCAR style behind a car for no goddamn reason.

Speaker: You know what I'm saying? What's funny is the way Mexican cops roll around are like this.

Speaker: That is not a joke. That's how they roll around. Four or five guys in the back. All four seats are filled up. and would like ah what What was it?

Speaker: how How long ago did I have to go to jail? um They lock you in the bed of the truck and take you to jail, whether it's raining or not. They don't put you in the seat. they they chain you they they put They cuff you in the back of the truck.

Speaker: and Then they have guy sitting there next to you so you can't get out. I just saw video um today, I think. and but I want to say it was Mexico.

Speaker: They arrested a guy. um He was cuffed behind his back and I think maybe they zip tied his legs. and And the two cops just picked him up and chucked him, like threw him into the bed. Yeah, that's Mexico.

Speaker: It was like, whoa. yeah it was like I'm not going to speculate as to what he his crime was or whatever. well ah But just imagine you have your hands behind your back and you have your feet tied and you get chucked onto your face into the bed of a truck.

Speaker: Yeah, so the crazy thing about that is it comes down to, you know how in the States, if you get pulled over and you you have a bit of an attitude, you're usually going be fine. Unless, you know, you're real asshole.

Speaker: Here, they don't fuck around. They'll just punch you in the face and like, shut the fuck up, I'm talking. Yeah, I want to live. Yeah, and these guys are strapped like you read about too. So it's like, you know, I don't give them any lip.

Speaker: yeah Usually 20 bucks will get me out of the problem. Even in the States, I was 17 and you were talking about like, you know, not knowing whether the lights were chasing you or not.

Speaker: I ran from some bright headlights one time. i was 17 and um I escaped the bright headlights. Well, those bright headlights, when I eventually did stop for a stop sign, caught up to me.

Speaker: And then They turned on the flashing lights, the reds and blues. that I immediately pulled over, and I had all my paperwork in my hand. I was scared as hell because like I've never been pulled over before, and and I didn't know that I was running from a cop. I thought I was running from some other youngsters that had their license as well.

Speaker: Yada, yada, yada. 90 and a 25. Serial killer. and i he did he did not uh accept my window and my paperwork he yanked my door open threw me out of the car and put a gun to the back of my head and said you're under arrest and i think you know why if i had given any pushback do you think i wouldn't i want to live today He said, and and after I was in handcuffs, he's like, where's your wallet? Where's your paperwork? I was like, it was in my hand. I dropped it when you yanked me out of the car. So all my paperwork was laying right there next to the driver's side of the car.

Speaker: I was like, man, bro, I could have been deleted in that moment if if I had flexed my rights. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Well, what's funny is so this actually was announced a couple months ago.

Speaker: Mexico City has new cop cars for areas that are a little bit... Mexico City is very congested and very, like there's a couple streets that are very small.

Speaker: This is the new one of the new cop cars they got for the cops in Mexico City. And it is the cutest thing I've ever seen.

Speaker: Oh, wow.

Speaker: It's a single passenger. That looks like ah like a New York City parking patrol or something. Yeah, but they they got those, and then they got other ones that are... I saw the other day. It looks like the DoorDash robots that they have down on campus at OSU. but They got these, too.

Speaker: These they use for touristy areas in Mexico City. They're actually Renaults. um Renaults are vehicle brand. Aren't those French cars?

Speaker: Yes, Renault is French. Renaults are French for retarded. Renaults are shit cars. They have these for the tourist areas.

Speaker: they They're tourist police. I'm pushing your car over or before you get out of it. Exactly. body you You're literally going to roll up to a bunch of American asshole tourists that are drunk.

Speaker: And that, they're going pick it up, put it in their pocket, and walk away. Yeah. They're going flip it over on his door so you can't get out. Yeah. Hey, I'm an asshole. Hey, there's there's no trunk on those things, so they just got to strap you to the roof to take you to jail. No, what they do is those guys are like first on scene kind of thing, doing patrol, and they're like, hey, hey, hey, calm down.

Speaker: Stop doing dumb shit. If they need to, they can, of course, radio and bring in a big paddy wagon style. But yeah, they they just got those, like, I think they got them a month ago.

Speaker: Hey, Jorge, how about you in your gay little car yeah one road and don't bother what we're doing all right we're not bothering nobody we ain't hurting nobody go to hell on hey have you seen the ah the videos where it's like um you know the the little uh pickpockets or thieves or whatever that ride the motorcycles or the mopeds in some of these countries and And they think they're going to take off, but then it's like you get to see the POV of the cop on the motorcycle chasing them.

Speaker: And it's like, um the the ah up you know, thieves will do anything to get away. But the the ridiculousness of the cop to be able to mimic it until these guys like crash out and then it's just like now you got to go into the side of your head because he did everything you just did to get away i like i like the uh i like the videos where you see them in those those touristy countries and they're like in traffic or whatever and the tourists will have their window down and they'll

Speaker: like drive by on the moped or whatever and and like try to grab their phone or something. And the tourist snatches a hold of them and they're like on the back and the driver of the moped just drives leaving their buddy behind who just got snatched up by the tourists that they tried to rob.

Speaker: It's like, yeah. i think i got a level I think I've seen one where the dude like electrified the phone and he would hang it out the door on purpose. So that way when they grab it, it's like,

Speaker: You tase yourself by grabbing the phone? yeah it was ah Yeah, I've seen those before. The bait phones, man. It fucking shocks the hell out of them. Yeah, that's awesome. Did

Speaker: ah we lose Jeff? I don't know what Jeff's doing. Yeah, I always like seeing those. It's wild to me like how oh how skilled these fit pockets are, these whatever, but also the good the balls that it takes to walk up on somebody on a street and just take their phone out of their hand and then take off running.

Speaker: Because I'm the type of person that you get, you you walk up on me and and you you know we're too close. I'm i'm mushing your face. I'm going to take this big bear paw and I'm going mush you right in your face. like No, man, like, what are you doing?

Speaker: the fuck's happening why are you in my business why are you in my bubble get out of here um but yeah they don't walk right up on them and be like doing that's mine see you later what fuck don't look at my pictures whatever you do i'm not chasing you i am too fat the phone is yours at the end of the day you can have it yeah i may not be um as fast as I once was, but I still consider myself to be faster than average people.

Speaker: Yeah. And so you, you better, you better have some wheels. Um, Oh, ah Hey, or, or be able to outrun the tool that I'm carrying. You know what mean?

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: That pew pew be going real fast fast. Yeah, this this this tool runs, ah it runs real fast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. About, about, was that like 2,000 feet a second?

Speaker: Yeah, something like that. Hey, you

Speaker: ah you know what they say though, man. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Yeah. That's like you know Ohio is now a... Well, we are a permitless concealed carry state.

Speaker: ah We've always been an open carry state. But now we're a permitless concealed carry state. But we're also... We have the Stand Your Ground and we have the Castle Doctrine.

Speaker: And out reading up on the Castle Doctrine, anything that is your property. So somebody's like breaking in my car and I decide to... Lights out.

Speaker: I'm covered because that is my personal property. And it falls under that castle doctor. And I'm like, the hard part about it is, um, and like I just said, ah and that, that would be, that would be the hard part is if somebody gets something from you and has made it to where they are getting away, the whole shooting in the back thing,

Speaker: yeah You take my phone. Yeah, you take my phone. I don't care. i don't I don't believe in shooting somebody in the back. you know i'll say it as I'll say it as a joke. Like, you take my shit, I'll fucking kill you, blah, blah, blah. yeah but But you break the parameters of my house.

Speaker: If you're still in my house, I have no problem shooting you in the back before you get out that door. Or still in my house. You could still take a turn. You could still You could, you could, you could.

Speaker: yeah yeah You are in my house and you do not need to be here. It's less about the stuff and the fact that you are still within the parameters of what I consider to be my, like you said, castle.

Speaker: You came in here and you will deal with me. And if I deem you to suffer these consequences, um hey, fuck it.

Speaker: yeah I'm not giving you a chance to turn around the corner. i'm not giving you It has less to do about the stuff and the fact that you are still in my house. You broke in here and yada, yada, yada.

Speaker: Now, if if it you yard and you make it out to the street, I'm not going to chase you down the street and shoot you in the back because, ah no, i'm I'm going to maintain my castle.

Speaker: Because once I leave my house, what good am I if I leave my castle come chase you? know. I'm going to be like, hey, this motherfucker looks like this. ah got him on camera.

Speaker: Yada, yada, yada. But if you leave my house, I don't care. You can turn your back to me. I'm still fucking, you know. All bets are off once you're inside the, inside the, you come through that threshold, whatever it may be, the window, a doorway, however.

Speaker: All bets are off and I've got, and I've got options. I've got the pew pew. I've got some sharp objects. I've got some blood objects. Like wow what but game are we playing tonight?

Speaker: I mean, you know, yeah and you know, this is something that, um, I think about often and, you know, people talk about, oh, you whether it's a ah cop saying, you know, oh you got a pocket knife.

Speaker: You told me you didn't have any weapons on you. It's like, bro, it's a pocket knife. It's a tool. It's a multipurpose type of thing. You could have a Gerber on you. And it's like a cop could take that as, you know, he could, if he wanted to say, oh, well, that that's a weapon. Well, it's like, well, that's a tool.

Speaker: You know, a Gerber was designed to solve daily life problems, whereas like a firearm, that is a tool that was designed to kill something.

Speaker: It could be an animal. It could be a person. It was not designed to hammer nails. You know what I'm saying? I mean, it could work, though, pretty, pretty good.

Speaker: Just unload it first. No, I actually had that happen to me. got I got pulled over one time. I was coming home from work. And I've always been in the construction field.

Speaker: And

Speaker: I got out of the car. The cop asked if i had any weapons on me. And I said, no. I said, I have my Gerber on And what's that?

Speaker: I lift up my shirt. And I have mine. You know like most people, it's on your belt in a pouch. And I said, here you go. And he pulled it out. He's like, well, this is a weapon. And basically the conversation, I said, no, sir, that is a tool.

Speaker: That is a tool of my trade. What do you do? said, I'm in construction. And he's like, oh, okay. Like, yeah, it's not a weapon. it's so mean I've got pliers on there. I've got a screwdriver on there. I've got, you know, saw blade on there. I've got all kinds of tools that I need for work.

Speaker: this she is ah it's called like a clever cutter. and so um It's got protected. It's ah basically a razor blade that is molded into a piece of plastic.

Speaker: You don't certainly slice your handle. so You can't necessarily do too much.

Speaker: It was designed to cut plastic off of pallets. So that way you could unwrap the pallet and then distribute the individual stuff.

Speaker: This only becomes a weapon in the instance that I use it to do harm to another person, which I could 100% do.

Speaker: I could cut your jugular with this thing if I wanted to. However, ah when they say, do you have any weapons on you? I would say, no, I don't have any weapons on me, but there is a safety knife, you know, what like a ah box cutter, right?

Speaker: Yeah. And that is a legit ah apparatus that ejects a razor blade exposure for ah For a purpose.

Speaker: It was designed to do work. To to cut things. However, if they pull that out of your pocket and you don't tell them about it.

Speaker: Oh, well, that's a weapon. oh Yeah, it's so only a weapon, though, because it wasn't designed to. only becomes a weapon once you use it for.

Speaker: However, firearm... was designed to kill uh like a samurai or tool is this a weapon or a tool a machete that's my machete well i mean if if you're cutting your way through the woods it's like hey halt what are you doing there do you have any weapons you like no I don't have any weapons but I have been making my way through the woods with this machete that has been cutting my way through the woods however the moment you try to cut somebody's fingers off with that motherfucker it becomes a weapon my first question when they ask me if I halt do you have a weapon as I'm cutting my way through the woods is hey where did you come from and how did you find the easy way through because I've been busting my ass through here

Speaker: ah I've been trying to cut through this wilderness for hours and you can just show them out of nowhere. where Hey, I have been spending hundreds upon hundreds of hours with this pencil, writing lols.

Speaker: And the moment it comes in and violates my personal space and I stab them in their eyeball, all of a sudden, yeah in that pin becomes mightier than the sword. You know what I'm saying? You you become the Joker and you show him a magic trick.

Speaker: And you make the pin disappear. Hey, watch this. Straight through your eyeball. Yeah. I'm back. Night-night, motherfucker.

Speaker: I swear. Yeah, I don't know what the hell happened to Jeff. His gerbils must have died. No, yeah, I mean, at the end of the day, yeah, anything can be conceived as a weapon. um You know, like... It's it's it's how you do something. Hey, a brick is what houses are made of, but if I smash one over your head... Yeah.

Speaker: um i'm going a refri A refrigerator is, ah you know, it's a it's an electronic, it it's, you know, it's multifaceted thing that keeps your food cold. But if I could pick one up and drop on your head in self-defense, what was the method?

Speaker: ah I use the refrigerator. i use the TV. I use the TV remote. I use my Xbox control. I use my car key.

Speaker: ah You know, you can turn and into a weapon, but it only becomes a weapon in that instance because it was the not designed. yeah It was not designed to do that.

Speaker: Whereas, you know, it's like this is just my bracelet. but it's like a big, thick chain. So the moment I put it on my... and start rocking people to sleep with it, that's weapon.

Speaker: Yeah, it's like like brass knuckles, like you just showed. um If you have brass knuckles and it was designed for you to put your fingers through the holes and have knuckles that you know enhance your punches...

Speaker: That's a weapon. It was designed to be a weapon. However, if you wear a ah bike chain on your wrist, but you can slip it down, and it's not a weapon until you actually hit somebody with it. You know what I mean? so

Speaker: Yeah. My phone technically is not a weapon. Now, if I chuck it across the bar like a ninja star and hit somebody between the eyes with it, it's always... You need to specify what you mean, officer, by do I have any weapons on me?

Speaker: Well, the um ah I believe in an eye for an eye, and this was an eye phone for an eye, so...

Speaker: Hey, this was a beer can until I ripped it in a half and started slicing the throat. Yeah, until he started jabbing it into people's necks.

Speaker: This was a beer bottle until I broke it and made it i don't I'm not going to say word, but you know what I'm talking about. A beer bottle until I shoved it up your ass. ah but Then it become a sex toy.

Speaker: Oh, man. yeah it's It's all fun and games until you start asking for specifics. keto apple you Do you have any weapons on you?

Speaker: What do you mean by weapons? Can you specify what you mean? Well, because soity I mean, ah case law, like technically I'm driving a weapon right now.

Speaker: really i mean i could haul it 90 miles an hour into a crowd, into a house, into a business. I could ram this thing into whatever the fuck I want to do.

Speaker: And then of a sudden... I'm going to reverse right now and ram it into your cruiser. I don't know. Yeah. Don't ask stupid questions.

Speaker: Yeah. i I love, like, the back of the day. remember this has been... God, this been years and years and years ago. I was maybe... was maybe 22, 21, 23, something like that. 22, 23.

Speaker: two twenty one twenty three something like that twenty two twenty three and um

Speaker: huh what okay hold on a second um but um i was coming home from an establishment

Speaker: oh

Speaker: But I was coming home from an establishment. What up, Chris Technician? What up, motherfucker? And I had not been partaking in the beverages that night because I had recently jacked up my knee pretty bad.

Speaker: So I was on some medications and whatnot. And I We even come around the corner. I don't even go all block. And I pull into a 7-Eleven. was going grab me a Pepsi for my drive home.

Speaker: I just knew the bartender. I knew the owner. and knew And I had some friends in there. Well, as soon as I pull into the 7-Eleven, here come the red and blues. And they don't even say anything other than they come up yelling at me to get out of the car.

Speaker: So I kind of hobble out of the car. Knee and a knee brace, like leg and a leg brace, knee brace and everything. And I kind of hobble out of the car. You got any weapons on you? Gun, knives, rocket launcher, grenades, flames. I'm like, yeah, the rocket launcher just came in today and it's in the trunk. Are you serious right now?

Speaker: like Are you serious right now? are Are we really having this conversation? Are you asking me if I have a rocket launcher? Do i look like the type of guy? I'm driving a 1992 Pontiac

Speaker: Do I look like I can afford fucking rocket launcher? You're muted. I'm ah i'm sorry. think I will repeat it. I said, gay.

Speaker: Yeah, ya gay. hey it was It was a cheap car. It was a convertible. I got the car for like 200 bucks, man. And it was just like, good on gas.

Speaker: So I wasn't driving my truck all the time because my truck was not so good on gas. think I paid like 200 bucks for this thing and it was clean. I mean, it was it was a clean car.

Speaker: but I'm like, I'm seriously having this goddamn conversation. Do I own a rocket launcher? Like, ah yeah. And if I did, yeah, I'd just drive around town with a rocket launcher in my car because you never know when you might need to.

Speaker: du the German plane out of the sky. I don't know what we're... What am I going to do with a rocket launcher? like Yeah, i can of I got a saw in my pocket, yet I'm ah obeying your commands.

Speaker: Yeah. like him if you If I really wanted to go to war with you, one, do you think I would have stopped? And two, do you think I would have come out shooting like the LA fucking bank robbery?

Speaker: Yeah. That was my other thing. like ah those That was part of the other thing. Because I'm being a smartass. Because, A, I knew I did nothing wrong. And I knew i know how this town's cops are. And they like to hide and wait.

Speaker: We have corner bars where we have like three bars and on one corner. And they like to lie and wait and you do and just pick people off. And I was like, I hadn't been drinking that night. I knew I wasn't.

Speaker: I hadn't even had a drop because of my meds. So i was like, all right, already know what's happening. You guys think you got me. You're going to do whatever you can to hit me up on a DUI. I know I'm 100% sober. So let's play fun, stupid human tricks. Let's play 101 questions.

Speaker: But i was like I was like, do you really think if I had a fucking rocket launcher in the trunk of my car that I would have stopped?

Speaker: I mean, I might have jumped out with an m sixteen and just... Swiss cheesed your car and then drove off. I don't know. I don't know what terrorists are driving these days, but I don't think it's a 92 Sunfire.

Speaker: ah he did Right. Hey, and I will say like, ah I have the utmost respect for the people that do the job of law and enforcement for, you know, catching bad guys.

Speaker: But it it got to the point where they actually had to make um rules ah here where I am to where just leaving a bar and getting in your car and driving away from that place um does not mean you have um probable cause.

Speaker: You have to get them on something. So if you use your blinker and you are driving the speed limit and you are maintaining the lines, they like you can follow me all the way home.

Speaker: But if you don't find some reason outside of just leaving a bar, bro, I could be drunk as fuck, but you actually have to witness me committing a crime before you can do something because they used to do that as a trap.

Speaker: And like you said, sit outside of the bar and everybody that left was, you know, so like, you know, so and some people would be protected, and some people would be targets because it was like, you know, nobody knows this person and, or we won't get this person, but just, just leaving a place that serves alcohol, um, it does not, you, you have no probable cause because unless you go inside and, um, investigate my tab, um,

Speaker: I mean, by the time you do that, I'm already home. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, exactly. Well, yeah. And that was the thing like, you know, this is kind of smaller town 20 years ago. So they got, they didn't even pull me over.

Speaker: I pulled into seven 11, pulled into the parking spot. And as I was getting out of my car, they lit me up and I'm like, so me,

Speaker: like slide back down in here. Like I did, like there was no nothing. And what, in and basically, cause they were, they were, they were had a hard on, they were going they were going to get me hemmed up one way or another. What saved me was, uh, it just so happened a state trooper was driving by and pulled into the seven 11 and asked what was going on.

Speaker: And then he came over and talked to me. and he was like, all right, you know what? You're free to go. And then he, this dude followed me all the way out of town.

Speaker: Like, because I hadn't, I hadn't done anything at all wrong, but they were, they were so dead set on

Speaker: getting somebody hemmed up and they, and they would do it every weekend and everybody knew it. And they would have people that would, they would have people that were decoys that would leave out of these corner bars and they would stumble across the street and fuck with their keys and drop them and then fumble to get in there and they'd be 100% sober.

Speaker: And my thing was, as as a guy who was like, I'm like, or here's an idea. Let's just have them drive your drunk asses home instead of you driving home. Mind boggling. Because they would distract the cops get away.

Speaker: And then all the drunks would leave and drive off. And it's just like, you what? Teach your own at the end of the day. You guys do what you need to do. and i was something Like I said about watching people leave certain places.

Speaker: um i used to work late night and I would get off in between like 11 and 1 a.m. 11 p.m., 1 ah yeah ah you know eleven p m one a m um And Mm-hmm.

Speaker: the bar for me it's it's a mile maybe less from the house

Speaker: um and I went one night and it was me and one other person like all the all the stools are turned upside down and I go in there for two beers because I got off of work and blah blah blah and I left and I make a right turn I make a right turn and then I have to make a left turn onto a bigger road and And when I made that left turn, I got lit up.

Speaker: So I immediately pulled into the nearest parking lot, pulled in, pulled out my driver's license and my registration.

Speaker: And it it was an unmarked sheriff deputy. And when when he came to my window, he said, hey, if you'll step out, I'll show you why I pulled you over.

Speaker: because your blinkers not colored. And i have my license in my hand and I'm like, don't, don't you want to see this?

Speaker: So he took it as I was getting out of the car, he shined his flashlight on it and he gave it back to me. And he's like, yeah, step back here, put your flashers on and step back here. So I put my flashers on so that way, you know, both blinkers are going and I go to the back and goes, you see how that one's orange?

Speaker: And this one's not so orange. And it was like, you saw me leave a bar. Yeah, a faded fucking light.

Speaker: You don't want to see my paperwork, but you're worried that this orange doesn't match that orange. Yeah. And it it wasn't the, um, it wasn't the, um,

Speaker: like the the plastic ah covering that wasn't orange. It it was the actual bulb. And so like he was like, yeah, go ahead and get that fixed.

Speaker: And he said nothing else to me. And I was like, well, that was the sweetest stop ever considering I just had three beers at one o'clock in the morning, yada, yada, yada. I i didn't tell him that, but it was like,

Speaker: really, what was this about? How do you, it wasn't orange enough, but it was willing, it was enough to pull me over at one o'clock in the morning. and Like, it was if I had stumbled out of the car and puked on myself and, you know know, but man, I had probably three beers in about an hour and a half.

Speaker: Uh, and, and had to drive a mile. And I used my blinker every single time, but, oh this side doesn't match that side.

Speaker: ah it it it what It was orange. It just wasn't orange enough for him. Yeah, it wasn't good enough for for him which is such a silly is not silly to me

Speaker: Yeah. And I've i've had, I've, I've had, like I said, I've had a gun put to the back of my head. I've been pulled over for my registration and the guy didn't even want my information. He just wanted my driver's license and I was gone in five minutes. He's like, Hey, pay your taxes and you don't have to show up for court.

Speaker: I had my kid in the back of the car. It was a rainy day. ah But he still chose to pull me over because my registration was out. And then this guy pulls me over for not having a blinker orange enough.

Speaker: Yet the dude that did not put his police lights on when he suspected me of actually committing a crime put a gun to the back of my head.

Speaker: You know i's saying? yeah right Yeah, right. Hold on. don't think I ever had a gun. like I think I ran the cops pull a gun on me. Like you said, you know i'm also I'm also not out here acting like an asshole.

Speaker: If I get pulled over, generally um I'm pretty respective and pretty pretty calm, cool, collective. I just had that one time where they cause they were like accusing me of being drunk.

Speaker: And I'm i'm like... You can see the knee brace. I'm like, all my all my paperwork is right here. I've got my medication in my car. I can't drink all my medication. Like, I was just in the doctor's that day, and all my people, they didn't want to hear none of that. They didn't want to see none that. The only thing in their mind was I was hammered.

Speaker: And then they were going to try to fail me on the field sobriety test. I'm like, I can barely freaking walk. what a look like I've got a knee brace on, motherfuckers.

Speaker: like little lady And doctor's paperwork saying that I have a legit knee injury. yeah You know, and it's just like, oh yeah, you failed. No shit. i'm um'm ah I'm the one-legged man out here trying to walk a straight line.

Speaker: yeah Because I do. i watch ah watch the cop stuff, but I make sure to try to You know, there's there's plenty of instances that have become popular where cops just, they completely fuck it up.

Speaker: Yeah. ah When it comes to like civil rights and ah hands-on and stuff like that. Plenty, plenty of instances. However, there are plenty of instances, not even just in my own life like I just described. There are plenty of instances where cops cops save babies.

Speaker: you know cops save lives. When there's legit bad guys and the cops take them down, um nobody's arguing about that, are they?

Speaker: No. yeah Like I said, you can' you can't judge you can't judge them all because of ah ah because of a couple bad apples at the end of the day. there's a lot more There's a lot more good ones out there than there are bad ones.

Speaker: and I got a lot of respect for our first responders. Whether it be firefighters fire Fire, rescue, EMT, cops, nurses, whatever, you know, got a lot of respect for because at the end of the day, they got a crap job, man. They deal with a lot of bullshit day to day.

Speaker: You know? And they volunteer. I mean, yeah and they get paid to do it But at the end of the day, like, they chose that profession. Like, you choose to do this shit. Like, Yeah, man. You know, I know I know I couldn't be a cop because I get called on a domestic violence case and some dude just beat the hell out of his wife. I'm beating his ass.

Speaker: If I get called out and there's a child involved, I'm beating somebody's ass. You know, like and I just i well that's my mentality. and and And people, you know, being a military person in general.

Speaker: like People want to say, oh, thank you for your service. Thank you for your service. Well, I was a quartermaster, which means I served um those people that actually do this stuff.

Speaker: um But to be on that two-way range, um to actually take lives in the name of yeah and to potentially have your life taken or your limbs taken, bro,

Speaker: bro No, that's not me. so um So to those people that had to go and do what they had to do and those who lost everything, um just because we were under the same label, i cannot accept the same ah gratitude, even though it is it is given so freely

Speaker: ah because of the label. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. No, I get that. I get that. I totally get that. I mean, like, you know, somebody who spent their entire life, like, filing, you know, as ah as a male, you know, like, you know, I work in an office, and this is my entire career in the military.

Speaker: Thank you for your service. and why are we thank He never left that office. or Oh, man, you must have gotten a lot of paper cuts protecting our arena. Thank you, sir.

Speaker: Oh, no, actually, actually i got to do food service competitions just like you see on TV, except it was military.

Speaker: It's like, um yeah, people were dying while we were doing that. i was in the military choir. Wow. miss you i combat Yeah, oh we were in choir competitions. That was like combat.

Speaker: oh I don't know military has a choir. I don't know if not. so so i'm just so and might It might sound sick, but hopefully they appreciate it, but somebody has to sing the funerals. You know what I'm saying? Somebody does have to sing at the its this is true somebody does have to sing at the funerals. That's that's one hundred percent true

Speaker: I'm sorry. i had to say

Speaker: it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. In all honesty, that would be a terrible fucking job. If that was your job in the military, like you sign up and you enlist and you're like, I'm going to be in the military choir. and they're like, by the way, you have to sing it every... That would be a shitty fucking job. like That would definitely mind mentally fuck you because ah your job is to literally you go to every military funeral and sing and see the grieving family and, and, and the friends and and, and, and, and everything like that, the wives and husbands and the kids and so I can see where that could definitely be. You know what?

Speaker: Thank you for your service. Those of you in the military choir, you deserve it. and Just imagine, just imagine those two, like, um,

Speaker: the the people in the the National Guard or the Air Guard or, you know whatever that are local and um have these capabilities to ah to give honors um or the PFW for that matter.

Speaker: It's like yeah um so much of what they do. It's like, oh yeah, it's a place where you can go and get cheap beer and hang out with veterans. But so much of what they do is saying goodbye to people because sometimes there's nobody there to say goodbye to these people.

Speaker: Yeah. and I do got to shout out. I mean, I know the National Guard, they get they they sometimes get made fun of, you know, weekend warriors, this, and the other thing. But I got to shout them out because, man, when like when shit's going down, like in our backyard,

Speaker: I know when there was like the riots and stuff that were going on. um

Speaker: Don't forget, we spring forward. Is that tonight? No, that's like two weeks from now, I thought. I think it's this weekend. Is it this weekend? I thought it was. i think it's tonight. I think it is.

Speaker: I think it is.

Speaker: Welcome, everyone, to the Bearded Grow segment. But I had an old neighbor of mine, when and he was he was a young kid. yeah he was I say young kid because was 22, 23, something like that. He was going to school to be a nurse, but he was in the National Guard.

Speaker: And when all those riots were breaking out due to like the... I thought it was at the end of the month. It says Sunday, March 30th.

Speaker: I don't know. I have no idea. I guess we'll find out. And then we switch back to October twenty fifth 26, sorry. oh well then thanks george nextors ah george we don't take one that The whatever the fuck that clown's name was but when they were rioting like he got ah he got a phone call and was like go You've got a report to duty now because they had to go to downtown and other locations and serve as riot control.

Speaker: And I'm like, yo, man, just... but good that They did it. did They did it what was that, OU in the They're in the protest.

Speaker: approaching this statement but yeah i know our ken state Kent State, not Kentucky State. State. yeah yeah ah you ah But I'm like, just you know just light a couple few of them up, man. Set an example. He's like, yeah, we're not really allowed to you know unless we're forced to. oroon I'm like... I know it is tonight. saying oh It is tonight. Hey, look, man, I don't know. I'm not arguing with anybody. I didn't know that Jeff was one that said the 30th. So my VPN is set on your...

Speaker: so my my vpn is set on europe so on europe yeah yeah thirty I have no idea. All I'd have to do is just pull up my calendar, I guess.

Speaker: That's way too much. Yeah, daylight savings is tonight. Yeah. Don't tell me what to fucking do. Don't you fucking tell me. Just spring forward.

Speaker: So once it's midnight, clock in the morning. Is it midnight? Yeah, I think it is midnight. Yeah. Yeah. Because bartenders hate the fall because they fall back and everybody gains an hour to drink. Well, I don't know why i they hate it, but they gain hour to drink.

Speaker: In the spring, when you're at the bar, you lose an hour. Yeah. There it is. Yeah, my internet look fucking does shit for no reason.

Speaker: look Look, man, I don't care. I've heard... i've heard um I've heard that daylight savings time is responsible for so many heart attacks because it fucks up people's routines.

Speaker: Yeah. For instance, me, well you my clocks don't change. You lose an hour sleep. Yeah. My clocks don't change.

Speaker: So like technically, I just have to get up an hour early because I technically work on central time.

Speaker: I mean, starting at nine, I started eight. It's it's nice ah in theory to get an extra hour sleep. But again, it fucks with my routine because when I wake up ah now an hour earlier than I need to, because I'm on nature's time,

Speaker: um I sit and linger and I'm more likely to call out because it's like, well, I had too much time on my hands and you, but when then you get used to it and you, you get into it, but then it's like, oh shit, I have to get up an hour earlier ah But I kept drinking at the same pace, and and now this and now I'm waking up and I'm still drunk. It's like I'm more likely to call out, you know. yeah I bet lot of people call it sick this time of year. I'm just saying.

Speaker: Actually, I just got something interesting.

Speaker: daylight Daylight saving, the time change usually always happens on a – yeah, I think ah Brian just said that. Hawaii and and most of Arizona won't lose an hour to sleep Sunday night.

Speaker: I think Florida's done away with daylight saving times. I literally just looked up. It says, what states are getting ready to daylight saving times? Those are the only two that shows. It's Hawaii and most of Arizona. They've talked about just going away with it.

Speaker: I think it should be a federal thing. like Stop doing this shit. I agree. Yeah, they've talked about it because, I mean, this goes back to the day when this was more made for farmers.

Speaker: Yeah. Like this whole daylight, say because because now we're springing forward, so it stays late. Quote, unquote, technically, it stays daylight longer, even though it doesn't. i mean, at the end of the day, it's it's daylight for X amount of hours, and it's dark for X amount of hours every day.

Speaker: It just starts at a different time. yeah hey ah for For so many people, and I am included, it doesn't matter what time of a year it is, I'm going to work in the dark.

Speaker: yeah extent yeah when When the extended evening occurs in the summertime, maintain that. Because the longer the sun is up,

Speaker: the more commerce will happen and the more things can get done. The later in the day I can mow my lawn, the later in the day we can you know drive with natural light, ah yada, yada, yada.

Speaker: One way or the other, we're all going to work in the dark in the morning. So it doesn't matter about you know this other shit that they started 100 years ago Yeah.

Speaker: I'll fucking punch you in the goofy ass face. Keep staring at Think I won't? I'll beat your ass. I'll beat your chocolate ass.

Speaker: Fucking dog over there. So, right now, they're they're actually trying to draft something that they're going to get rid of it. I guess Trump... I'm reading this...

Speaker: they've been talking about it for They've been talking about it for the last couple few years, yeah doing away with it. Like Brian said, apparently it's got passed through Congress to do away with daylight savings.

Speaker: Yeah, so I said, like, ah farmers, agriculture. ah yeah was yeah A lot of it had to do with with the farmers. Now we have those crazy things called headlights. You don't have to worry about because Yeah, because, you know,

Speaker: Daylight saving time, you spring forward, instead of getting dark at fucking 5, 6 o'clock, now it's getting dark 7, 8, 9, whatever. So they have longer time to work out in the fields in the warmer months and the warmer years. ah so And then in the fall, when they're harvesting, they don't necessarily need to have those longer afternoon hours. They need it to get later sooner in the morning. midnight, it's going to be 11.

Speaker: Huh? midnight It's already after midnight. They said it happens at 2. They said it happens at 2. I thought it happened at 1 o'clock. Just for clarification. At 2, it'll be 3.

Speaker: Huh? at two it'll be three

Speaker: What time is it that way right now? It's midnight. Right now, I'm on the same time as zone as you. But when you change and I don't, I'll still be midnight. You will be one.

Speaker: Yeah, I'll be one. yeah You'll be an hour behind me moving forward. yeah yeah Yeah. Fuck, I hate this time of year. Because I'm like, oh, I still got two hours. No! You got an hour, motherfucker. Fuck.

Speaker: Yeah, no. Um... And what I'll do is I'll change my clock on my computer to the time zone you're on. That way I know what the fuck I'm doing. Eastern. Yeah, Eastern time.

Speaker: I think that's what you've been doing the last few years. That's what I have been doing. Because we got rid of... I know at the beginning, it was super... I know at the beginning, when we first started doing the shows and stuff, you were super fucking confused.

Speaker: And then it changed. like the like The time changed. And you're like, wait a minute. What? Yeah. Yeah, right? Because we don't do type teams down here.

Speaker: I think it is 2 o'clock. Look, man, I'll be honest you. I don't know. I don't care. It happens. I think it is 2 o'clock because when in the fall, like I said, in the fall, getting ready to call last call. Just kidding. We got another hour, bitches. We're going to get through. And then

Speaker: and then And then in the in the springtime, it's like, yo, get the fuck out. Nah, man, you're open for another hour. Oh, shit. Get the fuck out. Get the bricks, motherfucker.

Speaker: Surprise, motherfucker. Yeah. and sergeant yeah so Okay, yeah. So it's it's it's technically tonight at 2 a.m., which becomes 3 a.m.

Speaker: It's the first Sunday of November. Yeah, we lose... We lose first Sunday in November. That's what it says. First Sunday November. Dude, they're wearing marks, Are you talking about fallback?

Speaker: No, I'm really... I can't say I feel kind of blessed this weekend because it's it's payday.

Speaker: um we're We're having warmer weather. ah vgan ah and I have a three-day weekend on the time change.

Speaker: So the the star the stars have aligned for my adjustment. You know what I mean not only Not only that, but it's Saturday night, and you get to hang out with me. I mean, that's the highlight of the entire weekend. That's why you should be blessed. Cheers to you, brother. Sunday of March.

Speaker: Second Sunday of March. It's good fucking weekend for you, man. Screws with me every time I drive. Two becomes three. and then Wait a minute, Brian. There's 30 minutes or an hour of time just not... like like you just there's just They don't have no time in that part of New Mexico?

Speaker: Dude, what's crazy what's crazy to me is like when you get down into like certain parts of i think Kentucky like and Tennessee, like like certain parts of Tennessee... You could be driving down a road and you're and then the next thing you know, it goes from 1 to noon because you're in Central yeah time zone.

Speaker: And then you make a left and then it goes from like 12. It's like, hold on. where went and what' is she just lost three hours of my life. like i just I just went to work. or like I knew people that lived down there that lived on the one side of this divide.

Speaker: who have to be at work at 8 o'clock in the morning or whatever. well that So they got to do math before they even get out of bed. So yeah so they're they're they're they're on the central time zone, I think, is what it So they actually have to leave there at like 7 or whatever to show up on time. Because it comes 9 when they get there. Yeah, yeah. But it's only 20 minutes away, yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, it's it's weird, man. Or vice versa, where like, well, I don't got to be there until nine o'clock, which means I get to technically sleep until like 930 time. that I mentioned about natural time.

Speaker: It's based off of what I have to do. something that ah that i had mentioned about natural time oh it's based off of what i have to do It's not based off the clock or, ah you know, stuff like that. But the clock is involved.

Speaker: ah So where when you when you adjust that by an hour, it doesn't matter if you're crossing borders or crossing time zones or whatever.

Speaker: um But when when you just flip a switch, like, you know, sometimes I do work on the weekends. yeah and And if you flip that switch,

Speaker: um that that is an hour of adjustment that has to be made. for Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, 100% an hour of of an adjustment. I mean, that's like, you know, I'm used to, like, like I would get up at 6 o'clock in the morning for work.

Speaker: Now I feel like I'm getting up at 5 o'clock because you have to make that adjustment. You know what I mean? It takes all i'm too much to get used to it. you you got you Yeah, you've got to reaccumulate. Now, in the fall, where you fall back and you gain that hour of sleep, that's fantastic.

Speaker: Yeah. I want that well every time. It feels good. Look look at Arizona. They've got a weird Arizona. You see the lines on it.

Speaker: That's the areas that they don't observe daylight savings times.

Speaker: Well, you you look at the places where it is like almost like clean state lines, but then you look at um like Kentucky. and Kansas has that one little section.

Speaker: Half of Kentucky this side, half of Kentucky is that side. Half of Tennessee is this side, half of Tennessee is that side. That one little weird section of Oregon is fucking weird.

Speaker: It's like, why why couldn't you why can't you like but Why can't you just ah match the state lines? so you doing english so Yeah.

Speaker: so so yeah So what you're saying is, like, come down through Indiana, Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi. Yeah, and and it's all that. And that's all Eastern.

Speaker: and then And then when you come up through Louisiana, arc can that that line. yeah. yeah and make all those states central or whatever. yeah suit that mean which did look at ah Look at Indiana specifically, underneath Michigan. the upper The upper west is in the middle, and then the majority of the state is on the east, but then the lower west is also the middle. It's like, why not just put it at the state line, motherfucker? No, look at Montana and Oregon. They're not that much.

Speaker: They do the same thing in Montana and Oregon. Look at all that that little bitty green spot on Oregon. That's just fucking dumb. Yeah. i mean I'm with Arizona.

Speaker: Fuck them. Having to change in the first place is crazy enough. Do you see that little sliver? But can we not have im texasular can we not have clean lines?

Speaker: I just noticed that. ah Yeah, give us clean lines, you sons of bitches. Or, i don't know, get rid of all the lines. Let's be honest. Make it up. like that That's what I... That's right.

Speaker: Because that's something else Trump was talking about the other day. Let's just get rid of all the lines. That way, you know, it's 3 o'clock in the morning where you are. Yeah, it's fucking bright outside.

Speaker: Because you're in California, but it's technically an Eastern time. But it's 3 o'clock in the morning. Trump's a little off his rocker on that one. Let's keep the time zones. I don't mind the time zones. Let's keep the time zones because, because you know, like like you said, it's it's it's midnight here.

Speaker: Right. So it's it's what, 9 in California? Something like that? So I have a picture of the time zones. Sort of. It's not a very good. El Paso, Texas is all mountain. That's what I said. there are Are they in that little green sliver right there in the corner?

Speaker: Probably. ah I was in El Paso. I never paid attention to the time zone. I was too busy either working or drinking.

Speaker: it' if you're in Texas, that's really about the only time only way to spend your time is drinking or more drinking. Or going to work in between drinking. So so and those lines those lines are the time zones. they're no It's not... Those are the time zones. Those are straight up time zones. That's the stupidest thing. Yeah, that's what I said. I agree with Untrackable. Like I said, Indiana, Kentucky, Tennessee, and

Speaker: Mississippi. Alabama, Mississippi.

Speaker: Although Louisiana has got that weird line, so you've got that section. Well, no, that's what I said, because, like, Indiana's got the weird-ass fucking... I don't know why I'm pointing at my fucking laptop. like so Yeah, I did the same fucking thing.

Speaker: yeah But then half of Kentucky is eastern, and the other half is central, in the same and and that's what I was telling you about Tennessee. Like, you know, like, part of it, you know, you live on this weird line. Now, Georgia's all 100%, and Alabama...

Speaker: and And even Florida, you got a part of Florida. You got the Florida-Bama line right there. So, you know, all of Florida should be just Eastern time, man. And it's just, like i said, just come down from Indiana and go ahead and give us Mississippi and Alabama in this trade. and And you guys can have everything else. And then and then you guys can.

Speaker: Well, in that weird section of Texas, that's, you know, mountain time. Yeah, like i said, that little corner sliver. She's coming right down Montana, Wyoming, straight line. all Colorado can be part of Mountain Time.

Speaker: ah New Mexico, Mountain Time. And then Texas, all central. I'm just saying. There's just... i mean and then you got What assholes are these lines?

Speaker: and then What the fuck do you got? ah Hawaiian Standard Time? and then hawaiian Hawaii doesn't change their time zone. I get that. What the hell is Alaska? I don't know.

Speaker: i get that what the hell is alaska we'll look at them to you last look look at ah time look Look at Montana organ as well it's like ah seriously seriously for i know it get the top chopped off of it the fuck fuck i Actually, I'm just kidding. I love you, Idaho. You're amazing.

Speaker: Taters. Taters. Taters. What would be? yours does Man, I thought Idaho was a lot closer. I didn't realize that Idaho was all the way on the west, basically west coast. Oh, yeah, it's over there. It's over there.

Speaker: Man, i don't know if I'm going that. Geography failed you, right? but what oh no and No, no, no, no. What's wrong with just straight lines? What's wrong with the straight lines, too?

Speaker: Because you're still going wind up with the splits. I don't mind a split, but but like if I'm going to Nevada in into Idaho,

Speaker: if I had a straight line, if I was going right above Nevada, I'd still be in the same time zone. Yeah, but, I mean, if you do a straight line, what are you going to do? You're gonna you're gonna you're you're literally still going to cut, like, say, for instance, on the Eastern time zone, you're going to cut Michigan right in half to come down through Ohio, part of Kentucky, part of – and then Georgia. You know, and you still have those weird – if the majority of your state is in a time zone, like like Indiana or Florida –

Speaker: you know Texas and Tennessee, whatever. You know you could go Central or Eastern like Just in golf. When it comes to the borders,

Speaker: It's like, okay, I understand that, you know, the river flows this way and you get this side and I get this side. But you look at some of these dry land borders and it's like, who walked aside their neighbor and be like, nope, mine, mine, mine, nope. Well, you know, I actually want something interesting.

Speaker: Are you referring to the Kentucky... Are you referring to the Kentucky-Ohio border? Well, that's a river. Ohio River, you've got the Mississippi River, you've got the Colorado River. Hey, this side, that side, okay, I get it. However, ah there is so look at so many of these borders where it's just like – Who walked that line with their neighbor pushing them and shoving them to the other side and be like, nope, that's mine. Nope, that's mine. Nope, this is mine. and You got the crookedest fucking lines ever.

Speaker: ah the There was a guy back in the day, he developed a so a set of chains. And one length of the chain was ah was an acre. And he he would literally walk he walked the entire United States laying out acres.

Speaker: i cant I watched the video on it. and i was It was interesting as fuck. but it was like it and that's like Because it he only had a certain amount of chain, that's what became the length of a to to measure an acre.

Speaker: If he had another foot, it would have been a foot bigger. yeah so Brian, fun fact about the sandstorms out and out there in New Mexico and Texas and and Oklahoma and the windstorms and stuff like that.

Speaker: Guess who was affected by them last night?

Speaker: We were. We woke up this morning to everything being covered in a layer of dust.

Speaker: i i' have to i had to go get you I'll to send you guys a picture. of my of our cars. I don't think it's supposed to rain or snow tonight. So it was like all the all all the big winds and the dust storms and the sand storms and everything going on down there where Brian is and Chris is out in their neck of the woods got caught up in that jet stream See ya.

Speaker: Let's go. And KV, so last night all that shit got dumped on us, so this morning we got up, and anybody from the south, and and you probably get it, oh shit, you probably get it down there.

Speaker: Oh shit. Untrackable. You get the yellow dusting from the the the pollen? Yeah. um No, well we haven't gotten it yet, but we did have a hella win.

Speaker: we We had hella wind for the past week or so. Yeah, it's been super windy up here, too. But do you do you get the, in the springtime, do you get the yellow pollen dust on everything down there?

Speaker: It's cake icing on your car. yeah Yeah, that's how it was when I lived in South Carolina. Well, that's what it was like, but it was all dust. And Nikki was like, this is kind of crazy because she had to go to the store this morning and she messaged me.

Speaker: And I was like, I mean, I don't know what that would be from. I said, it would make sense if there was like a major fire or something in the area. But she's like, no, it's not like ash or anything. She's like, it's like legit dust.

Speaker: So sitting on here, out here on the couch earlier, we were watching TV and Nikki got up to go make dinner. And while she was making dinner, I got a notification from my news break app and they basically broke it down and what had happened.

Speaker: um But yeah, all those winds and everything from the dust, it just picked up all that dust and dirt from out in the Southwest and sent it, just whipped it right out to the east, right out to the Midwest and dumped it on the east. So we've got whipped it out and put it all over our faces. So we've got all this dirt and dust and shit all way from Texas. So Texas and New Mexico, yeah, what he said, what he said.

Speaker: Come and get your shit. Come and get your shit. This is the anchor chain. This dude would use... it So many of these links, strong and when they stretch it out, so many of those creates an acre.

Speaker: That's how they used to measure those there's landmarks. there's you know um And there was a guy, he went across the entire... It's called Gunter's Chain.

Speaker: Gunter, G-U-N-T-E-R. He developed it and he that's how he would do it. but what In what timeframe?

Speaker: The Cap Musical. Oh, no, this was way back in the day. Let me see here. Is this when we're going out there and putting our state? It was used to measure the distance in surveying land. This is from 1620.

Speaker: Oh, wow. Edmund Gunter was born 1581 1626. And chain is known as a surveys surveyor's chain. It allows a plot of land to be accurately surveyed and plotted for legal and commercial processes.

Speaker: So um and so each one each chain is yards long. So one square chain equals 484 square yards.

Speaker: Ten square chains equal an acre. Eight chains equal a mile.

Speaker: Okay. Yeah. i watched the whole video on this and I was, it was one of those, I was like, this dude literally started in fucking Florida and went all the way across, man. was Well, back then it was not very, as big as it is now.

Speaker: But, He measured counties. You know, every if it was measurable, he measured it. Guter's chain. Measure this dick.

Speaker: Not in that chain. He won't even get the handle, buddy. But yeah, that's what it looks like. Each chain is 22 yards long or four poles.

Speaker: yeah about this exact check and there's a hundred links in a chain

Speaker: Oh my God. <unk> This Just imagine if you walked the United States measured it and dick's long just imagine four inches or if you had got it if you had walked to unit united states and and measured it and with With your dick.

Speaker: And that became the unit of measurement. That was genius. how Hey, I've just bought a new house. And I got 27 glick dicks so squared.

Speaker: and it doesn't even find your How many Glick Dicks you got in that property? figure I'm going to take that that little five that five squared Glick Dicks right there and I'm going to build me a shed and build me a workshop right there.

Speaker: But he measured counties. Counties.

Speaker: county How big is Licking County? 175 Glick Dicks. Less than a mile.

Speaker: and That's a big county you live in right there. Yeah, it is. that's size ah four thousand click dicks long so It's size backyard. a lot of...

Speaker: four thousand glicktics that's a lot man that's ah that's a lot of that a lot of basically created a He created the grid across the United States that everything was... was yeah he that His grid that he used using this chain was used to settle county disputes.

Speaker: Which county was it in and all that stuff? They used his grid. He literally walked the entire state. later you that show You said what was his name again? His name is Gunter.

Speaker: His last name is Gunter. Let me find out. and You have to remember when states were founded and when states were established and what I like. PA's like, we end here. And Ohio's like, well, okay.

Speaker: Well, from this spot on, and we're going to go ahead and... and then you know ah you know Northern Ohio had to... If you look, they they follow along Lake Erie, which creates that dip and that pop back up.

Speaker: And they're like, well, we're taking all this. And then then you you come down... to indiana And it's basically a straight line. It's basically a straight line into ah from from PA. it's made But then, like you said, untrackable, southern Ohio, it the border is formed off the Ohio River.

Speaker: Yeah. um and i think I think some of those lines, um and it might be a hard truth, is ah they call it a bloodline. Mm-hmm.

Speaker: And that is, um this is where we decided to stop fighting other. Edmund Goonser. That's his name. ah yeah Enough lives were lost here.

Speaker: But this is... You have it now.

Speaker: that This is where we will draw the border is where the fight stopped. You know what I mean? Right. Or when you would have explorers that would come in, you know, like you look at Louisiana and they got that with the Louisiana purchase and whatnot.

Speaker: And they've got that weird little little jog at the bottom down there in the in the the gulf, that little that little footy foot. That's just where they That was the land that they purchased like we we want We're going to purchase all this land Florida i mean It comes down and looks like a Retarded penis i mean

Speaker: mean The people who who discovered And founded Florida have i mean From day one they've always been floor idiots So And they're like We shall name this Florida Florida ah state turn remote

Speaker: think floor street Florida man didn't come from nowhere. He came from Florida. I actually like Florida more than I like Florida.

Speaker: do you know Have you ever looked at the world map?

Speaker: You know, the world map looks like a cat playing with a ball. All the time, Jeff. I get i got a picture on my wall, and every morning I get up and I'm like, there's the world. So if you look if you look at a at the world map, it literally looks like cat. That's the world that I know.

Speaker: If you look at the world map, it looks like a cat playing with a ball, and the ball is Australia.

Speaker: Oh, yes. That looks more good. That looks more like an elephant. I used my mouth to point at it.

Speaker: That might be an alien that's getting ready to eat Australia because that's his tongue coming out of his mouth. No, that's his paw. He's playing with it. i oh' I'm literally pointing at my fucking screen.

Speaker: God damn it. It's venom. He's definitely got like got a big old bladder, I'll tell you that much. Those are his teats, yes. But yeah, I saw that the other day and I was like, huh, look at that. And why does the United States have to be an asshole?

Speaker: i was going to say, can you pull that back up again real quick? Yeah. second

Speaker: Canada is the asshole. is the asshole. yeah We're the taint.

Speaker: And Mexico is where the balls would be. I'm just saying. No, we're not the taint. The U.S. is the taint. I guess kind of, sort of. Mexico's a little dingly dangly.

Speaker: Oh, it's a male cat. Yeah, you got the little tally knackle. And China's the mouth and... Russia's the ear.

Speaker: Russia's the top of the head, the cranial part.

Speaker: No, that's not... Europe is the cancer. cancer And is the rectum. yeah Canada is the asshole of the world. So there you go, Canada. You're welcome. I love how there's a section underneath Australia that's like it's like Tasmania or some shit like that.

Speaker: It's just not part of it. It's just even included. We're going to exclude you. explode you i mean face big with if you If you look at it,

Speaker: if you look at it they did the same thing with like the the northern part of canada and And then like Russia. And then there's yeah then there's like a whole other ass country up above the ear that it looks like. That's just like. ignored that's That's actually.

Speaker: that That's Alaska. Oh, that's Alaska. Yeah. It's part of Russia. It's part of the tail. yeah Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, the earth is flat. i Look at it. We're literally looking at the earth being flat right now.

Speaker: but Jesus Christ, how much more proof do you need that it's flat? and Isn't that the South Pole down there or something that we've just completely... That's Antarctica, yeah. It's not there.

Speaker: That's the ice walls, Link. That's the ice walls. And it's just catnip. It's cat litter or whatever. It's cat litter. We just completely negate so much landmass just so some asshole can be like, you know, if you look at the world map, it looks like a cat playing with a ball of yarn. It's the definition of making something look the way you want. Because in all honesty, now I want to print up a picture of the world map and actually trace it and be like,

Speaker: This what it fucking looks like, you retard. It doesn't look like a fucking cat. Looks like a ball. It took a picture of it and then drew lines around it and be like, hey, look, it's Jesus.

Speaker: So somebody actually did a... ah

Speaker: but Some action did a different drawing. i saying like and i could just I could just draw an outline of the kind of the of the world of somebody going like this and be like, you know, if you draw a picture of the outline of the entire world, it looks like you somebody's giving you the middle finger.

Speaker: Look, here's my picture proof. and it's just It's just you. i just trace I literally just traced my hand on the map. but So somebody did it differently.

Speaker: I traced my hand like a turkey. Yeah. And Antarctica being, of course, the kitty litter. Yeah, they still sit to hell with Antarctica. They still sit to hell with this little island country out of here.

Speaker: i don't know why I'm pointing at my phone or my camera. like I do the same thing. I'm like, look, right there. Why can't you see what I'm pointing at? Right down there. so So what is it? ah Chile is the hamstring?

Speaker: Yeah. Canada is still the asshole.

Speaker: Fuck you, Canada. Oh, Canada. I emphasize on the... asshole You're a big rectal cavity.

Speaker: I love my Canadian bro. You know what the cavity is, Canadians? That's where shit comes from. So you fuckers are shit. Way to explain the joke, TARPT. Jesus.

Speaker: That's where poop comes from and everybody poops. I'm talking to the Canadians. You know they're slow. I'm helping them. I'm not telling them that's where poop comes from. I'm telling them that they are shit and they suck.

Speaker: They can go to hell. just go got canadaa Because I was looking up time zones, that popped up and I was like, Okay, must share. Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense, ladies and gentlemen, where we find weird shit on the internet. We've talked about the time change, time zones, and why you and why kar is see if you trace earth, it looks like a cat licking up a furball.

Speaker: What? Nah, you just had to be here. what ah you just had to be here Jeff said that like somebody traced the outline of all the countries and it looks like a cat playing with a ah ball of yarn.

Speaker: So then we found pictures of it. Well, then we've discovered that Canada is the rectal cavity of the entire world based off of this cat.

Speaker: Because Canada sucks. Hey, hold on. Hold on. you hold up If you defend Canada right now, I'm trying to... No, I'm just saying... There's something really in Canada.

Speaker: I sent it to you so you can send it to our click. Back in the day, they said that the the Earth... I'll send you the first one. I sent the newest one. The center of the universe. And then they grew out and said that the sun was the center of the universe. And then they found out about the galaxy...

Speaker: and found out that the galaxy was amongst many galaxies, and they still see our galaxy as the center of the universe, but it is the center of your perspective. I said it to you, man. Well, yeah, let's be honest.

Speaker: According to Neil deGrasse Tyson, because I'm no expert, the universe is bigger than we can ever imagine, which scares the shit out of me. that but if you were to center that cat picture um on you know russia being the center of the universe or um alaska being the center of not the universe but the the the world uh or or you know center where it's centered will give you the picture that you can outline um

Speaker: ah the The center of where it is split and said that, okay, this is on this side and this is on this side. You could just as easily pan over like, you know, yeah two times and and you might get a different picture. perspective Different perspective. I mean, I could just as easily...

Speaker: smoke meth or do LSD and I'm going to get totally two totally different pictures. I'm just saying. I don't even need to draw a picture. I can i have a question for folks. This is how I see the world map when I smoke meth. This is how I see the world map when I smoke LSD. Also, Australia, but but if you turn if you turn that picture upside down, which is how they see the world, you also get another picture.

Speaker: Also, I'm also... I mean, being that the earth is flat. Also, I don't think it's...

Speaker: also i don't think it's

Speaker: I don't think it's a cat playing with a ball of yard. I think it's a cat hacking up a hairball. I'll show you the hairball because the tongue's sticking out. It's like... a it this high I have a question.

Speaker: We were talking about space there for a second. Where's the nice shoes that the cat is hacking up? Is that Antarctica? Is there Antarctica the shoe that's that you've got to wear to the wedding tomorrow that he's hacking up the hairball? Yeah.

Speaker: Because fuck that cat. That cat's an asshole. He's on Reynolds shoes, you son of a bitch. I got every turn of them. I have a question.

Speaker: I have a question for both of you. Does the the infant in infinity of space kind of scare the shit you? Nope. Is it shit of me? No. like It scares the shit out of me like If you were in a spaceship, you're like, there's no end.

Speaker: ah no I'm never going be in a spaceship. so that's not I know I'm not, but it's like the thought of it is like, fuck, man. well i don't like like go madist stuff like You're afraid of heights. If I put you on the edge of the space station and you're looking down, which is technically not down. I'm never going to go to space. I'm thinking more realistically like one day that there could be a real zombie apocalypse.

Speaker: And I'm like, all my years of Charlie, you made fun of me. Does not scare me. It does not scare me. just you michael Space scares the shit out of me.

Speaker: The if um I was on my journey to find the end of the universe, but i I'm still just a thing that only has so long to live that either I will find something that fucks me up or I will die before I...

Speaker: Well, yeah and at the same time, what if you're going to put it in that perspective, would you not just be as scared to stay in the same place knowing that you're just going going to die here?

Speaker: Yeah, but I've accepted the fact that I'm going to die on planet. Yeah, but i don't I don't care about the infinite dimensions in space because I'm never going to space. So why am I going to lose sleep? How do you know?

Speaker: I got real. far don I'm not saying I'm losing sleep on it. I'm not saying I'm losing sleep. I got things. I got things, man. I got there's zombie apocalypse. That's a real thing. Me going to space and being lost in space is never going to happen.

Speaker: Well, I promised you that but not the next question. My next question is if if for some reason Elon Musk calls you and say, hey, we're exploring space. Are you down? Are you going? No, fuck you, bro. Why?

Speaker: Why not? You saying you're an antutrackable. I mean, you won't be able to be found, but let me tell you. Yeah, I mean, are you i if if if he's calling my name, look, I love my wife, and I love my child, and I have a job.

Speaker: Which means I am 100% down for leaving. You know what I'm No, because just you don't have to worry. Just skip your post-adits and say that I was doing something great for them.

Speaker: and Exploration and and pay pay pay them. But let me go into silence. Yeah, your family will be taken care of. They don't have to worry about money get You never have to worry about money, food, or anything. You'll have the top-of-line technology. Let me suffocate out there on the red planet. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker: That's what scares me, is the the whole vacuum of space thing. only way I'm going to space is if you can guarantee godam t that I get to fight aliens. Oh, I'll guarantee it.

Speaker: Like Carl Urban in Doom. Nice. Nice pull. Nice pull. You like that?

Speaker: I'm not mad at that. I'm not mad at that. Just send me picture. And I guarantee um so yeah the survivor will be the king of Mars.

Speaker: No, but like, let's let's look in this weird stereo, you are Matt Damon. Yeah, you're Matt Damon. yeah you guys Glick will love it He gets grow potatoes on Mars. He's in.

Speaker: I'm already calling that. I'm not going i'm going to Mars. Fuck Matt Damon. You're not going to Mars? Matt Damon. I'll beat Matt Damon's ass. So the trip to Mars is seven years. How about I go to Mars if Matt Damon's already there making potatoes?

Speaker: Here's the scenario. I'll grow potatoes so I know I can eat, but then I'm growing weed so that way I know I can enjoy potatoes. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker: ah No, but here's the scenario. I'd be 100% sober to enjoy potatoes. Round trip to Mars and back. Seven years. When you get back, you get $100 billion. dollars You never have to worry about money.

Speaker: How much? $100 billion. Yeah, i don't I don't want to come back. i want to keep eating my potatoes on Mars. There was a movie about aliens on Mars. What was that movie?

Speaker: Not Mars Attack. Shut up, Jeff. No, no. so's It's Red Planet. It was a good action movie. I thought Ice Cube was in it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. it's ah Oh, I know that movie. Hold on, hold on. Let me look it up because I know that movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker: Because Mars was like a penal colony. yeah so Yeah. Get the prisoners. Was that Reddick? No, no what's it wasn't Reddick.

Speaker: It's called Ghost of Mars. There it is. i mean I'm in. I want to fight zombie aliens. found the elders just yeah Well, let's do a different movie.

Speaker: Ghost of Mars was zombie aliens. No, I'm talking... what's that what's that ah What's that fucking movie with the bugs? The only good bug is the dead bug. Super Troopers? Super Troopers.

Speaker: I already did that, bro. already did that, bro. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I've been there for 10 years, Noddy motherfucking Rico right here, folks. We found his dumb ass. It's not Super Troopers. It's Starship Troopers.

Speaker: Starship Troopers and Super Troopers. Super Troopers was the the cops. Yeah. You know why I pulled you over? Littering hands.

Speaker: Littering hands. Littering hands. um The shnapberries taste like shnapberries. You are freaking out, man. Man. I love it. You boys like Mexico!

Speaker: That is the best line that whole fucking movie. He jumps in that fucking so car. You boys like Mexico! Who wants a mustache ride?

Speaker: I do, I do. Any other time, I get it. time i get i I'd tell you to sit out and I'd show you how to swing. But this car is stolen.

Speaker: yeah I swear it not to God, the next son of a bitch that says shenanigans, I'm going to... Hey, Farmer! What's that place you like with all the good shit on the wall? You mean shenanigans?

Speaker: Can I get a liter or cola? What's a liter or cola? Dude, Glick, have you started watching the cola F.E. yet? Did he spit my brain? I don't. That look like spit to you? ah so we We see Team Ramrod.

Speaker: I love that goddamn movie. Have you seen... I'm going to watch it. I need to watch that again. I love that fucking movie. existing It's on Disney. I think that movie defined an entire generation for anybody that watched it.

Speaker: Well, have seen Tacoma FD? All three of us are watch it.

Speaker: good what was there production company broken lizard broken liz broken lizards oh yeah yeah don't like they did chip up movieies man club dread club dread ear fest they did the duke's a call but protectly

Speaker: Fucking bitch! Fucking bitch! Fucking coconut heat, baby. They did Beer Fest? Yeah, Beer Fest.

Speaker: Beer Fest was hilarious. yeah hello Have you seen Tacoma FD? Where there are firefighters? It's pretty funny. It's so good. but I've seen the show on YouTube, ah but I haven't actually seen the show.

Speaker: I've seen the shorts on YouTube. That shit's fucking hilarious, but I haven't watched it. the the The little guy, the the guy that's, you are freaking out. but The guy that does the cup thing when they shoot the cup, he's in it. and is His name's Eddie Panisi.

Speaker: And I swear to God, it's this motherfucker. um maybey beneath the i good good It's the same fucking guy. swear to God. but but When did I turn into Jarevichie? No, I swear to God.

Speaker: He does this thing that, so in one of the episodes,

Speaker: the girl he's dating is pregnant and there's a whole baby pool and you know They're like, is it this? Is it this? And the whole movie, he's like, but I'm Eddie Panisi.

Speaker: And I'm like, Jesus Christ. It's like watching Glick in TV. because he he's The character's so full of himself. I love the Hawaiian dude. He cracks me up.

Speaker: I haven't gotten out of the first season yet. Oh, man. I think I'm three seasons deep. But when Lucy gets punched in the throat, then she's got that that deep voice. Where's the beef?

Speaker: speak so people She's so funny. That chick married the the guy from Yellowstone. The guy with a big white hat.

Speaker: The guy that was the singer. oh yeah yeah She married that dude. Because she's on Yellowstone as well. She married that dude. I don't know why. I think he's a goofy. I hated his character.

Speaker: Yeah, I didn't watch Yellowstone. I think it's a good show, but i I never watched it.

Speaker: It's so long. It's so slow. get into And there's way too many fucking characters. There's way too many storylines. It's a good show. The fuck, it goes on forever.

Speaker: Play Margaritaville! i have a hard time watching shows that... it what did he What did he call his version? but what' it It's like... ah ah Oh, my God. Shoot.

Speaker: Coconut Pete. Coconut Pete. That revolve around hard work. And so i I stay away from Yellowstone. Nah, bro. yeah He called it yeah

Speaker: Pina Colada-ville. Peter Colada Berg. He says, you mean Peter Colada Berg? No, Margaritaville! He's like, son of a bitch! He gets all fucking pissed.

Speaker: Yeah, Nikki and I watch a lot of... We we actually... We're all over the place. we I just got her on Supernatural. Dude, she, I told her, I said, she ain't never watched Supernatural.

Speaker: I said, you're sleeping on Supernatural? won't watch Supernatural. Nucka, you like it? I think we were three episodes in and she was locked. She was done. Dude, I'm like five or ten episodes in. I can't get into it.

Speaker: What, Supernatural? Yeah, halfway through every episode, I ended end up playing on my phone. Yeah, but you don't care for like that paranormal and cryptic stuff. ah don't and that's what they I They're hunters. They're hunters. yeah super na However, jeffrey Jeffrey Dean Morgan shows up. um man and if If that dude shows up on the screen, I'm like, go um I level have a hard time with with long stories. so like um I like The Walking Dead, but after two seasons, no, I'm not watching anymore.

Speaker: ah Breaking Bad, ah were even Breaking Bad, I watched one season and I was like, yes, that's amazing. You've seen every season then because the every season is basically the same fucking thing. yeah Yeah. I checked out of The Walking Dead after they killed my man Abraham.

Speaker: yeah that That's why I like like movies. Another reason you won't watch Sons of Antigree, I think you would love it. But because they kill Opie, you're like, I'm out. Fuck that shit.

Speaker: Yeah. That's why I like movies. Because movies, even if it's a long movie, even if it's a three-hour movie, as long as I get the beginning...

Speaker: to the end, and i I don't have to think anymore after that. I don't have to wait for the finish. um thats That's me right there. well like we watch However, i love Dexter.

Speaker: Yeah, we we watched Dexter. you know and That was another show she slept on for a hot minute. And then we got into it once we started watching i it. I have a question.

Speaker: Is she like me? Oh, it's too mainstream. I'm not going watch that because everybody fucking watches it. No, I don't think that's it at all. I think it's just she just never got into it, never had an interest to watch it or anything like that.

Speaker: ah ah Maybe she didn't have Showtime or whatever when Dexter was out. But like we like i now she watched Criminal Minds. I watched Criminal Minds. and But we started watching the they brought it back on Paramount with Evolution. oh did they?

Speaker: and that And that came out like right around the time we started dating. So we started watching that together while while we were waiting for the second season. I don't mind an episode here and there, but I couldn't watch the series.

Speaker: Don't do this. So two series. to to toing Two series that I watched when i you know back in the DVD eras was I watched Heroes for like yeah three or four seasons.

Speaker: I've seen that, Chris. and And I watched ah Nip Tuck because my wife had three seasons. You know, Nip Tuck would have been so much better if it was not on FX and they would have showed nudity.

Speaker: I couldn't. Dude, I watched the first... season of Nip Tuck and then at the second season I couldn't. especially like when it was This is like when it was out on television. i was watching it like live.

Speaker: but no so When we were waiting for season two of Evolution of Criminal Minds to come out, we talked about starting Criminal Minds over and watching it from the beginning. but it was so it's It's good because every episode was different.

Speaker: was different yeah They had continued storylines. Right. and we've watch and And we're watching Tulsa King. We've got to get back into I got your baging now i gottanna watch i haven't started that yet.

Speaker: wow the next i so I still need to finish finn Resident Alien, which is hilarious. When we get done, as she said, in 700 years, when we get done with Supernatural, because there's 15 seasons. It's fucking long.

Speaker: She wants to start watching Lucifer. and i'm like yeah i've been tried i've I've tried to start watching it. Lucifer's a genius. i love Lucifer. You are going to love his character because he gets so much.

Speaker: I already do. i've seen I've seen so many clips. And and Maze? Maze can... There's something else there's there's something else that we were that we want to I want to say goodnight to y'all.

Speaker: Y'all take care of each other and I'll see you when I see you next Saturday. it's but Very fun. Thank you for having me. No, I appreciate you being here. Love you, brother. welcome No, but have you ever watched NCIS?

Speaker: Yeah, I'm actually watching the new one. ah Origins like gives her origin story. Oh, really? ah it's good how great How great is Abby? Oh, I loved NCIS. I loved Abby. I loved Proby.

Speaker: Dinoza was the fucking man. Dinoza. With those weird movie references. again Yeah, that was a fantastic cast. um i did that when they got right up yeah audience When they got rid of Ziva, I was i was like, I'm done.

Speaker: Yeah, I like Ziva. I like that. ah I didn't really care for and NCIS California. i ah no New Orleans. no LA.

Speaker: or l da j he It's a cool cast. like like Don't get me wrong. It's cool cast. and I just couldn't get into it like I got into the original NCIS. Now, New Orleans. I love New Orleans because I love Lewis Black.

Speaker: I love Lewis Black. That's the kid from Singly. yeah Yeah. And Scott Bakula. And Scott Bakula. Sam from the original Quantum Leap. And I guess he was in one of the Star Trek shows. Did you watch the Quantum Leap TV show? I took a bite of my fucking hamburger.

Speaker: Did you see the new Quantum Leap? Yep. Watched it. Loved it. I enjoyed the shit out of it. Yeah. Watched it. Loved it, man. I thought they did a really good job with with not... How they did it?

Speaker: Not remaking it. Nice little reboot, but a continuation of the story. And still keeping Sam Beckett as part of the storyline.

Speaker: Keeping Al a part of the storyline. Yes. And and and and and everybody. I thought that was really cool. The twist at the end is great. I was kind of mad that it ended.

Speaker: Yeah, dude i was i was really hoping I was really open for another season. But yeah, yeah a little disappointed that it ended. I enjoy it. But yeah, man. so and and But yeah, dude, if you can find it, check out. that there's it's it's this The first season is happening right now.

Speaker: But there's like NCIS Origins. Origins. It's Gibbs' story. It's the story of Gibbs. Like it picks up like yeah six months after like six months after his wife and daughter are born.

Speaker: It's got Mike Franks in it. You know, his mentor. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got Franks in it. When Franks was the head of the NIS, it's not even NCIS yet.

Speaker: Oh, But it's like six months after his wife and daughter were murdered. Patrick Fisher and Fishlers in Yeah. That's a good cast. ah The cast is cool.

Speaker: I think you'll love... What's her name? I think her name's Mary. She is the...

Speaker: She is the head assistant in charge. The HAIC. She's this black lady. I think you'll love her. She's a trip, man. She's like the She knows her. name is her character's name or Her character's name is Mary Jo Sullivan.

Speaker: Yeah, Mary Jo. And her the actress Tyla. Amber Crumby. I don't know what that... I don't know. Amber Crumby. ham likees like this she's She's like the secretary.

Speaker: but they they She's like the H-I-A-C or something like that. She is their go-to and she is amazing. shes she she's like I'll check that out. she's like She's like just like a mom-ish kind of character but also like no take no bullshit type.

Speaker: But it's it's it's literally it's it's and and Gibbs spoiler alert narrates it like dexter like dexter narrates the the mark mark wasn mark hamill mark harman mark harman he narrates he narrates it so i'm like i'm digging it i'm digging it man the guy who plays franks is perfect the guy who plays his dad is really good uh the guy who plays his dad is really good um

Speaker: He shows up in a few episodes. umm i I'm digging it, but this is the first season. It's currently live on ABC or CBS or whatever, but they've got 14 or 15 episodes out on Paramount. It's good. It's good. I like it, especially being an NCIS fan.

Speaker: Yeah. Oh, I loved

Speaker: the original NCIS. Yeah, Ducky. I even like Ducky's assistant stuff. Now, did you ever watch Bones? I watched a little bit of it. I watched every single episode like twice.

Speaker: I watched the first season. I watched... And then I would watch it sporadic. Mm-hmm.

Speaker: So no I didn't watch it in like order or anything like that. it I was like cold and I happened to see a rear end. It was on, right? and it would And as long as it caught my attention and pulled me in, that was...

Speaker: you know The only problem I had with Bones, the the technology was just way over the top. Yeah. you know but i like i like the guy I like the guy who's in that, who was Angel in Buffy.

Speaker: Yeah. well no I always like to pe the the guy that married Angela. The goofy short guy that's the super rich. yeah i like Yeah. I like him.

Speaker: Boreanaz, what's his name? Yeah, ah I gotta look. He played Angel on Buffy. He's in another show, Homeland or something like that with like Navy Seals. or Maybe is Navy Seals.

Speaker: I think it is. don't know who you're talking about. That I've watched

Speaker: from time to time. I just like him as an actor. David Borens. David Boreanaz. Boreanaz, yeah. So he was in... trying fight Yeah, Seal Team is the name of that But yeah, he was in Angel. He was in The Crow.

Speaker: Wicked Prayer. Yeah, he was a bad He was the bad guy in that that Crow movie. Really? That was a good Crow movie, too. it had And it it had ah it had the cat from Terminator 2 in it.

Speaker: What's his fucking name? Edward Furlong. i He was the kid in Terminator 2. he actually played He actually played the crow in that movie.

Speaker: Tara Reid busted up. Goofy ass was in it. um Dennis Hopper, Danny Trejo. Have you ever seen Scorpion? The Scorpion TV show?

Speaker: No. It's a group of ah geniuses. and I've seen clips. I've seen reels and stuff on YouTube. Yeah.

Speaker: What's cool about it is it had ah the the cast, the guy that was actually Terminator Terminator 2. What's his name?

Speaker: Eddie K. Thomas is in it. ah Robert Patrick. He plays the CIA handler. He plays John Cena's racist dad in Peacemaker. I know. I love it.

Speaker: Robert Patrick can do no wrong. I love that dude. But there's a funny scene. There's a funny

Speaker: scene. Uh-oh. Chef, unfreeze. Change the hamster. Quick. Your hamsters are dying.

Speaker: ha, ha, ha, ha. there it is.

Speaker: Oh, shit. Okay. So we were talking about Peacemaker and I had to, and I had to double check because I was getting ready to say something, but i wanted to make sure i was a hundred percent accurate because I was pretty sure that I, I was so Peacemaker season two is scheduled to come out of August of this year.

Speaker: And it is, um, the season will take place after the events

Speaker: ready to come out this year. Um, So, or no, I'm sorry, yeah, so lie July, July of 2021. ah So,

Speaker: ah John Cena's coming back. Freddie Strohman. New cast members in two. Frank Grillo, nice. Oh, yeah, I did hear that.

Speaker: Frank Grillo will play Rick Flagg Sr. Hell yeah.

Speaker: Okay, down there okay, okay.

Speaker: Nice.

Speaker: Hell yeah. Definitely looking forward to that. i do love me a little, uh, John Cena as Peacemaker.

Speaker: But, um, nonetheless,

Speaker: we just got on a whole ass tirade and rant and rave about, uh, uh, tell me

Speaker: Anyways. I don't even know who the hell is still just like laying around and watching. This is fucking weird. Yeah.

Speaker: For no reason. It just went bad for a second. Yeah, i was I was checking before I spoke at a turn, but Peacemaker 2 or Season 2 comes out in August this year.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. and i' all that that I was looking at it, and the events are after the new Superman movie that comes out in July. Ooh. So it follows the Superman movie, but it also has new cast member Frank Grillo playing Rick Flag Sr. Nice.

Speaker: So I'm like, okay, okay. I'm in. I'm down for it. You know what I forgot? I always forget that Robert Patrick is in the the faculty.

Speaker: Yeah, he was the coach. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a great movie. I just remember that. He's in Reacher, too. ah Yeah, the second season, he was the bad guy.

Speaker: Yeah. I'm trying find a piece maker. Was the second season? I don i honestly don't remember. No, was the second season. It was the second season he was the bad guy because the first season, Reacher.

Speaker: Dude, have you started watching season three yet? I started. i haven't finished. Four or five episodes in, man, of eight. I'm watching them like as they come out every every Thursday. I'm waiting until they're all out.

Speaker: I'm hating it. i should have I should have waited until they were all out because... i hate wait It's amazing. Dude, it's it's amazing. I want i want a season four. I saw i saw the the

Speaker: where he you know the first episode.

Speaker: And I'm not sold yet. It's and' got a slight slow burn, but julia and it picks up pretty quick. I enjoyed the hell out of season one. I thought it was excellent.

Speaker: Season 1 was great. Season 2. I like season 2. I like seeing the team. did like seeing the team. What the fuck were they called? The 701s or whatever the fuck they called don't remember. 721s. Yeah, like I like seeing the team. I like seeing the flashbacks to Reacher. You get some flashbacks this season of Reacher?

Speaker: Yeah. Even Io. You get a way back win flashback. Okay. Even before the unit was put together. Like his squad was put together.

Speaker: Oh, okay. It's it's it's it's it's cool. ah But, um i yeah, like I said, I've been liking it. I'm hoping there's a season four.

Speaker: I hope it goes on for ten ten more seasons. I really do. I hope it goes on for like another 30 years, man. I don't give it damn. I'll watch it in the nursing home. As long as Rich Richardson can keep up, I'm in.

Speaker: However, all if they do redo mountain Blue Mountain State, if Richardson doesn't show up, I'm going to be pissed. I could care less about who the the guy that played the mascot. could care less about the guy that was the main story about, but Richardson's got to show up yeah Tad is what made that show.

Speaker: Everybody else was just, who cares? I just don't know that i don't know that I don't think the new generation will like it. I don't think you... And i think and this is what what I'm afraid of with Blue Mountain State.

Speaker: It's going to turn into some weird CW show where it's like Dawson's Creek or One Tree Hill or you know in this great fucking show that was just vulgarity, drunken fuckery. I see where you're going. like Did you ever watch Teen Wolf?

Speaker: okay so like did you ever watch team wolf The television series. First two seasons were phenomenal. Fucking phenomenal. The third season, it just... Right off the fucking cliff, dude.

Speaker: We're going to reimagine Teen Wolf and make it badass. Dude, it was so good. Yeah. And then it became this weird fucking... High school girl drama.

Speaker: And the same thing with that fucking Archie. Yeah, I never watched Riverdale. But Vampire Diaries was like that. The first couple seasons, Vampire Diaries, real fucking badass, man. Super cool show, and then it just turned into teenage girl What show has the greatest seasons ever in every season is good, with the exception of season two?

Speaker: True Blood.

Speaker: should We still have not finished True Blood. Oh, my God. the end i don't think i'll ever i don't think I'll ever finish that series. so't don't I'm telling you now, don't. think i like like I don't think I will ever finish that series. If I could spoil it for you, I will, but I won't.

Speaker: No, I don't want you to spoil it for me, but I think I've already been i think it's already been spoiled. i like I think I've already seen what happens, I know what happens, and I've forgotten or something.

Speaker: But yeah, like I said, I don't think I'll ever finish that series. it It's a perfect series. With the exception of the whole fucking that weird bitch that fucking takes a whole fucking town with the black eye thing. I hate her. With all the orgies and shit?

Speaker: That was the ah her only redeeming factor. Yeah, everybody was fucking. Yeah, that was... and And fucking Jane Boathouse is the funniest character on there.

Speaker: Jane Boathouse losing a finger during... The woman that ah She lost her finger at the orgies. After everybody comes out of their coma, she's like, hello little v ah love Jane Boehal. I didn't really care for Sam's brother.

Speaker: Kind of a douche. Yeah, kind of a douche. family His family was weird. I like the whole werepanthers. I love the werewolves. I love the fucking... this fucking Robert Patrick played werewolf in that too.

Speaker: Yeah, he was. He was Alcine's dad. Alcine's dad. Love me some Alcine. That dude's a bad ass. And I'm sorry. Drunken, off Sookie's blood, fucking Skarsgård in the sun. Crocodiles! I fucking love it.

Speaker: Funniest thing I've ever seen. but that That man can't do no wrong. He's funny as fuck in that movie. I do like the Scar-Scarat family.

Speaker: That show would not as be as good as it was without Lafayette. Vampires should not spi sparkle unless they have Lafayette. You do know that in the book series... Yeah, he dies in the first book.

Speaker: He dies in chapter one, book one. yeah Yeah, because his character, when when they find the the voodoo woman in the back of huge of of Andy's car, that was supposed to be Lafayette.

Speaker: Yeah. so The fans saved that man. and Same thing happened with Daryl from The Walking Dead. darrel from the walking dead yeah and the graph and And I read the graphic novel.

Speaker: So in the graphic novel, he didn't make it out of book He didn't even make it through halfway of book one. Have you started watching the Gerald Dixon story? No. It's not great, dude.

Speaker: It's not great. I checked out of The Walking Dead. I did too. Literally, when they introduced Negan... Then he killed Abraham. cause Fuck Glenn, first and foremost. like yeah He was a cool character. liked Glenn, don't get me wrong, but Abraham abraham was my dude.

Speaker: Abraham was my guy. However, I liked the smart guy that Abraham was protecting. like Yeah, the the other fat nerd guy. yeah yeah Abraham was my guy. After they killed him off, especially because I know his character in the books.

Speaker: right He was a fucking legit fucking terror. He was a goddamn menace. You know, they had great characters in The Walking Dead before and after that.

Speaker: However, when and says there there was so many stories going on, it was like, how the fuck do you... I need a fucking notebook just to keep up with it. Well, that was the other thing. It just became very or like very high school drama.

Speaker: Very high school girl drama show. Like, i just I was already losing interest, and then they killed Abraham and all, and I'm like, no, that's not how it happens.

Speaker: That's not what happens. That's not even remotely close. I'm good. I didn't really care for Negan the way they portrayed him on the television show. Little pig! As a guy who read the... as a guy I read the comments. This is something I was telling you. Morgan was amazing. Don't get me wrong. like He was amazing.

Speaker: Well, i I was telling Blazes, you know, he was he was mentioning that one of the movies that we were reviewing the trailers for yesterday was based off a book.

Speaker: I said, I want to watch the movie before I read the book. Just like I did with, um on like, the True Blood series. I'm reading those slowly. have um i read the first one. I have to find the other ones. The...

Speaker: the they i want I want to wait until if George R.R. Martin finally gets off his fat ass and finishes writing the series, I want read the Game of Thrones books. um What was the other one? The the problem is is like I read the Harry Potter books and saw the movies, and I was pissed when certain things didn't happen that happened the book that I was waiting for.

Speaker: Yeah. but the fuck is there well What the fuck is going on with screen? Jesus Christ. Yeah, it's about that time. No, i but like it went like it went full screen, then it went big screen, then it went like regular screen, then it went back to all I've seen was just us. want to blow your mind? Hit f eleven once.

Speaker: I dare you. I don't have an 11 button. F11? You don't have a function button? Dude, I've got a Chromebook. I don't have a like an actual laptop.

Speaker: Just get a keyboard. F11 will remove your tabs at the top. It'll just take everything full screen. well You won't have tabs and you won't have your your bar at the bottom. Yeah, that's what it does here when i when I hit full screen.

Speaker: Yeah, when i when I hit full screen here, that's what happens. That's the F11 button. That's the F11 button. I hit it by accident. I hit it by accident every once in a while. Fuck, what did I hit?

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