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Speaker: ah y'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are short, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, from my helmet's on tight baby. We about to rizm with the tism. Let's get with it.
Speaker: Suck my dick and eat my asshole you sons of bitches. that's but what maybe
Speaker: uh you heard the man you know what time it is it's saturday motherfucker give the sucking and getting eaten you mother fucking tons of bitches if they lost country i thought i just decided let's curse because that was a good idea but i had a biting moment i'm just gonna drop out of this podcast there you go nikki you're up
Speaker: she That was that was uncalled for. Not necessary. what As my shirt says, I have issues. Have you seen it? I started it. Yeah, this is fucking good. I started it, but the downfall is is I am an eleven year old that every time a little girl knocks, every time a little girl knocks on the door, he bolts out the door. So
Speaker: So that's as far as we've got stop my kid talking about mine because i'm I'm waiting to watch the movie with him. Um, so Eddie, who, let me see if I can get my bearings, right? Uh, take a sip, take a sip of my, uh, how am I drinking tonight? Oh yeah. Pink starburst. Nice. It's good. why Um, flavor What's going on everybody? Every Saturday, hopefully you guys are having a good weekend. And so far it is Saturday night. You know what that means? It's time for a little nonsensical nonsense. And we're not talking of that low energy, nonsensical nonsense, bullshit that happened last Saturday night. say you well This is not for granny. And this is not nursing home friendly because the big boss man is back in the building and I'm bringing the crazy and I'm bringing all the tomfoolery and fuckery that there is to have.
Speaker: after last week's shenanigans, disappointed. I'm disappointed. I'm not mad. I'm so low energy at the start. I'm always low energy at the start, though. We had to wait for license weed to kick in. It was low energy the entire time. What way for it to kick out? Yeah. Anywho, welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense, everybody. Hopefully you're having a good weekend. It's Saturday. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out on all them socials. We are on Facebook, Instagram X and TikTok. You can follow us live. Hang out with us live. I should say six, seven days a week. I don't know their shows on almost every day of the week at this point. I can't keep track of them anymore, but you can go to YouTube. too essential make get to a full schedule
Speaker: Yeah. ah You go to YouTube, Facebook, Twitch, and hang out with the shows live, get in the chatters box and shoot your shit with us. We enjoy that interaction and that, um, that engagement with you guys, unless your name's Connor and you can go fuck yourself. Put your batteries in buddy. Uh, or you can listen to us anytime, any place, wherever you listen to podcasts at all at the nonsensical network or simply go to bio dot .link slash a nonsensical network. It's right down there at the bottom of the screen. It's going to be scrolling. All night long, ladies and gentlemen, just to follow. Give us a like, give us a listen. If you'd be so kind. and but That was just an excuse. mickeki I just, I just have a glance over at the comments. Yeah. it Time for the shit show to start.
Speaker: heyhow there likey ah What's the excuse to take us to bed? Don't lie. Any who, uh, what's going on? Bathurst. How you doing brother? I appreciate you popping in and saying hello. I gotta make some time. He gives invite me to come and pop in on this show and I just usually I'm at work and if I'm home on the on the weekend, he goes live so **** early, man. I haven't. Yeah, he's live periodically throughout the day. Um is it? I like that AI music, man. Some of it's pretty catchy. Um
Speaker: but anyho Wow. I gotta say last night, if you guys didn't that didn't catch the show last night, Glick's House of Music, the final Friday night show starting this coming Tuesday, just a couple of days from now, Glick's House of Music is moving to Tuesdays. But last night had a really good show with Jay St. John. And if you didn't listen to the show, well, we got brand new music and the only place you're gonna find it right now is on Glick's House of Music.
Speaker: and it is uploaded on all the podcasting platforms and the replay is on YouTube. So you got everything uploaded. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I went on ahead and put last night's up last night, uh, this, uh, this afternoon. I got it all finished. Uh, a really cool guest, uh, a young guy, we, we had some really good conversation. Uh, good, good, good kid, man, really good kid. And, uh, I hope nothing but the best for him. We got one of his songs tonight that we'll play. Um, But yeah, he hit me with an audible, man. We were literally getting ready to start the show and me he pulled a Peyton Manning on me and he, Omaha, Omaha, Omaha. can Can we play these songs instead of that song? And how about I give you an exclusive to my song that hasn't even come out yet. And I was like, that's, that's your call bro, but I'll take it. So I learned a new trick. He sent me the audio file cause I'm going to show there's no video. And I learned how to upload it into the background music and still be able to play it.
Speaker: funny i' learning ah I mean, that's like I learned how to upload old episodes this past week because I think yeah that I think that was really cool. I like I like the flashback Friday thing thatre Yeah, i think I think in the mean I think in the meantime Uh, with not having a show on Friday right now, we're going to do a flashback Fridays and pull oh old episodes. And, uh, I think we're also going to do something else in there too, but that, that, that involves a little bit more work. I know blaze and I were talking about maybe like creating like.
Speaker: blooper reels or behind the scene banter stuff. um That's a little bit more work. So those text a lot it sounds like a great idea, but it's so much extra work. Yeah. So those won't come out as often, but I think it'd be, I tell you what we need to do. We just need to create a studio. that's probably jeff has I think Jeff is allergic to work. um I think i've I have figured it out. But that's work. There's a reason why I work from home. Fair enough, man. Anything that I actually have to do more? Oh, god, yeah. No, but like doing the background, we were backstage here for like almost an hour. And in order to actually record that so we could upload it, we have to actually open up another StreamYard and get everybody over there. It's it's coordination. That's the hard part.
Speaker: Yeah, but the great thing about it is everybody in here either has login controls to the StreamYard or as an admin. So it's not like we have to send links to invite. Hey, I get that. Yeah. You want, you want to tell everybody your big news? Who this guy? Yeah. We can have everybody get on there. Oh, yeah. Shove that out. Shove that out of the fucking way. that Don't tell us that he already. and We do have we do have a a kind of a part time. So that I asked you, Chris, I asked him.
Speaker: but So what do you got coming up for us, guys? Tell us. Yes, you got to tell us how to fuck up. Jeff, nobody asked for your mouth to come out. and No. What? Sorry, I couldn't hear you. he was the we're starting so you guys speak up so they can hear you we're starting a new show and it's gonna be my show what's it what's it cash is corner here hold on a second what's it about we're gonna do we'll for like the pay -per -view so we're gonna do our pick we're gonna then if there's no more paper views like
Speaker: that's up ahead. We're going to be talking about SmackDown and Raw and what we think about it. Click that.
Speaker: <unk> like sitting in the corner, yeah cash is corner wrestling talk. It'll be debuting to tomorrow evening. We're going to go live with our, uh, with our SummerSlam wrestling picks. He's going to, we'll, we'll, we'll see how the hose we'll, we'll share hosting, but it's going to be his show and it's a wrestling show. So any wrestling fans out there? We got a wrestling show coming up and he's a lot smarter than most adults when it comes to wrestling and the storyline. So I think think it'll be a fun show, but it'll be a part -time show. um It'll either happen Friday, Friday evenings, every other Friday when he's home or Saturday afternoons. There'll be on the weeks that he's home. We'll do those. I got something for both of you. Uh -oh.
Speaker: and no You're a fucking
Speaker: two two Two words for you, Jeff. Two words for you, Jeff. Harry Potter. Hey, Harry Potter doesn't have to get in the ring. He just ripped and you're done. I win. since Nicki said nobody puts baby in the corner. What's going on, Arliss? No, that'll be cool. that you know ah Speaking of which, speaking of tomorrow, Benji and I are actually gonna go early tomorrow. We're gonna do it at one Eastern because he's got stuff to do it at times. So you guys go you guys gonna go live at seven? I don't know when we're gonna live. We're going to the beach all day, so it'll be when we get home.
Speaker: ah Understood. So, yeah, Benji and I are actually going early. We are going to be talking about the the new Corvette ZR1. nice sexy because that thing is bad. boy yeah We don't we don't we don't have an actual time or date or anything like that or our day yet. It's just going to revolve around. You know, I don't want to you know, because there's ah it's very it don't happen very often like when the kids are here and Nikki and I are both off on the same days. So where we can do stuff all of us together or have family days. So and with me moving my show to Fridays, that's going to open up Fridays where we can do more things. So
Speaker: You know, it might be, it might be a Saturday afternoon thing. We just pop on here. Show's only going to be about an hour long, but, uh, you know, once a month we'll make our pay -per -view picks. Um, and then throughout the rest of the month or or a couple of shows throughout the month, we'll just kind of be recapping, uh, we're all in smack down and just talking, just, just me and him hanging out, talking about wrestling, which is something that we do, which is something that we do anyways, uh, on the weekends when, uh, The girls are doing whatever the girls are going to Nikki's working because him and I catch up on wrestling and everything together. So instead of sitting on the couch while we're watching wrestling, talking about wrestling, we're going to sit out on our patio, sit out on the couch, sit back here, wherever, and just hang out and talk about wrestling and let everybody else tune in and time chime in as well. I mean, I know there's some wrestling.
Speaker: I was actually talking to kids today. We're actually thinking about doing something similar. Uh, we're going to do some reaction videos. No, like the, the try not to laugh videos on YouTube and shit like that. Cause my kids and I do that shit anyways. And I was like, you know, we should fucking record it. You know, watch it on the TV and just have the, the stream yard in the you know background as we watch it. Yeah. Well, that, that, that all came about because. You know, a couple other people that have a, I guess you'd call it a show. They made a promise that they couldn't keep and somebody was, yeah going out because we didn't get the invite for summer slam picks. And I said, you know what?
Speaker: Your old dad can fix that for you because I have a network. yeah yeah
Speaker: I'll just give you your own show and you can show them fuckers up and show them how it's done. Yeah, you're getting 10 times the views they are. ah But ah don't forget, you know it's it's right around the corner at this point, Labor Day weekend, anybody in the and in the Ohio area, and Northeast Ohio area, our our friends over at the Southern Outlaws Band. They they got a big two -day event. Arliss, they are going to be at the five -four distilleries on night one and at the Iron Horse Saloon on night two. Two big shows for at taking care of our bets as they always do which is awesome.
Speaker: And I hear that there might be somebody else there too. I don't know who it is, but some other guy. I think they got a Sasquatch or something that's gonna be involved or something. So, yeah, nobody cares about that guy there. um but I can't remember the guy's name. I was literally just looking at it too. Unfortunately Hunter had to back out, but they do have a new artist I believe that'll be filling that that spot. And I was just looking at it and I can't remember his name. because my brain's always doing 900 million things at once instead of focusing on the product in front of me. it's small we Well, I was like, uh, it was like, uh,
Speaker: We were sitting out there watching wrestling and I was getting to get in the studio and everything ready. Uh, yeah, some other white dude with a beard and a microphone. yeah We all looked the same. Uh, and it was like god cash. We need an intro for your show tomorrow. What do you, what what music do you want? I was like, I don't know. I said, do you want to use a wrestler's theme or like, what do you want to do? So, uh, he's, he helped me create his logo that the the logo was like 99 % all him. Nice. Then he, helped me create his little intro, you know, and he's like, ah nice I want stone cold. And I was like, Oh yeah, you do. So, and da and then I don't know. I don't know the details yet, but we, well, when I say we, I i mean like our show, but I will be not here one night in September. I might be,
Speaker: somewhere else in September, doing a live, quote unquote, podcast from a different location.
Speaker: Jelly bean. Are you going to get out of the truck now, big boy? Sasquatch flavored jelly bean. What would a Sasquatch flavored jelly? Hey, Nikki, what's a Sasquatch taste like? I bet Jelly Belly can make it. i can i I can get you the sound. well That's what it sounds like. Things are still moving forward. yeah yeah here
Speaker: like but a cat has a furba yeah things are things Things are moving forward and progressing and got a lot of cool things coming up. ah you know Obviously we had a brand new show. I'm going to debut this week. Uh mister Blaze. I know at his show. Jeff sucks. But boy shame still I took home Jessica Rabbit. I definitely took him to the cleaners. Oh, Brian, you're going to have a blast, buddy. Yeah. I I watched it. Glicks like halfway through.
Speaker: and This, this was just Brian. I'm saving that clip for Wednesday night for what the fuck news. I'm chef inspired clip. No, man. I'm excited for the show. Uh, I think, you know, obviously, ah you know, and and, and, and Jeff and I know what this is like and how we've even talked about it with the quote unquote, uh,
Speaker: but ah Spin -off shows I guess you could say you know like the first episode of men came for men was was was We didn't really know what we were doing You know the first the first couple episodes of what the fuck news was all over the goddamn place clicks house of music You know originally I was playing music and it was just like I'm not a DJ I still want to be able to talk in between songs and have fun and play music didn't really know what I was doing. Thank God my first interview was rocky. So it came natural. You know what I mean? It was just hanging out, doing something that we've done a million times already and in the last several years that we've been friends. So that made that easier. Jeff's business show was, you know, and and Jeff knows that I'm not shitting on him. oh no it was a shit show and And then even Jeff's garage, the first episode was kind of,
Speaker: yeah you You get that first episode out of the way and yeah then you move forward. and And I actually, there's a couple of times where I was, I was listening to it and I'm walking through the hallways at working. I'm doing a couple of things. I almost fell off the ladder once because I started laughing at something size.
Speaker: And I was like this is this is gonna be a good show Blaze Blaze has got something really good that he's putting a lot of work and Time and energy and so, you know, we're I didn't see where that goes Speaking of that. Do you have a announcement about that show for this upcoming? Well first I Do but I got a couple words. I want to say real quick. I first I want to say thank you Glick I appreciate the the the positive criticism um Also, I want to thank everybody that came by and watched it and dropped some comments. Riptog, if you hear this, or hopefully I'll see you up here later, man. Thursday, you got a seat. Anybody else? There's one more seat open. I'd like to see Brian up there. um Well, I reached out to Brian, but he didn't get back to us until we were like 30 minutes ago.
Speaker: I heard something happened to his Snapchat. but ah um So the first episode, of course, is not always going to go off. Let's be honest. Brian was sending weiner pics and got caught. So i there will be tweaks coming down the road. There's a couple of things. Format -wise, I'm going to switch up when it comes to the ah arguments or the conversation or whatnot. It was crazy last Thursday. And so, but always stay tuned for some fresh freaking stick skits. I have a hard time saying that myself. Um, cause I plan on doing more, uh, as a little community outlet, I'm going to do collaborations with the other guys on the channel, get their voices on there as well. Um, yeah. So some good, good things coming down the avenue. I appreciate it again.
Speaker: Everybody stopping by and just as a reminder for the topics for this upcoming Thursday, we have video games. And if I remember saying it's going to be Super Mario Brothers versus Double Dragon. Now, I had brought this up to Jeff and he's never even heard of Double Dragon. Well, no, I've heard of it. I've just never played it. We just never played gotcha. Yeah, Jeff could Jeff clearly lived under a rock for his whole we were just having a conversation before the show and and Actually, I was kind of shocked that neither one of you I didn't I I didn't have a video game console until I bought one when I was 14 and I bought a used regular Nintendo
Speaker: Double Dragon all day. Agreed, man. I love Double Dragon. That's sideways scrolling video games, man. Contra, Double Dragon. Contra, I know Contra. I know Contra. Yeah. I thought it was a good one. Up, down, up, down, left, left, left, right, left, right. Is it AB b ab b Select? um AB Or AB Start. Is it AB Start? That's what it was. No, you're good. um The second topic is going to be movies, ah but specifically Batman. Michael Keaton Batman versus Christian Vell Batman. Which one was better? Which one had the better choreographer? However, you want to make it. I don't care. You'll hear our comments tonight, by the way. That's a close one, man, because they're both good. What's that? I told Jeff he's on comments tonight because he needs practice.
Speaker: yeah double no it sounds Yeah. And that's something you know, Blaze and I were talking about he was like, dude, I totally forgot about the comments. I did too. I do it all the time on the garage. ah Yeah. So and then I'm going to have mundane superpowers where it's a superpower that It's just like, why i have it? But how can you put it to good use? And who's this bad? Condiment man.
Speaker: So it's ah turn pillows into ice cream versus shoot Elmer's glue from your fingertips. So the Elmer's glue thing, you would be one hell of a woodworker. Just say it. Also, it's the score. I heard you had a very special guest pop up on your show Thursday night. You know, how did you how did you play? I did. We had, we had the Sasquatch motherfucker running through the wall, like fucking the Kool -Aid man back in the day. Oh yeah. How you put your producer to show up on your show and hang out with you, man? That's a, that's a hell of a first get on your first show. we talent I don't know, man. It was, it was the mention of Bigfoot. It's like it's a mention call if you say Bigfoot three times.
Speaker: I heard he has a pretty sweet pretty sweet catchphrase watch out and then and then of course he's the number he come three bands on he looked like my fit lipers He looked like he was a birth child the macho man Randy sandwich Watch
Speaker: boy yes fool me and randy squat What did he tell you? No, but I will. i Of course, Psy was the master debater of the week. That's fine. um Yeah, you really should. I was outnumbered on that fucking music thing. Everybody was against me. Oh, I do want to say one more thing before I shut up about my show again. Thanks, everybody. So starting the third episode, the question is going to have more of a thematic kind of thing to all of the above. That's I was going to say each finger does a different one. So it'll be like like one night will be all movies. Another night will be like maybe 80s, you know, shit like that, you know, kind of keep it thematic, thematical.
Speaker: Right. Kind of glue. Elmer's. Yes, not. No, you have Elmer's glue. It's not. It's that shit you use in school that you rub down your hand, let it dry and crank. Yeah. Yeah. You pulled it off like skin. Yeah. That only glues paper together. Or or Jeff with these trips. Let's be honest. it never at I glue. I quit kid you not. I never eat glue. I taste it once. I know a lot. ah I know. Well, yeah, you can tell. like so watch the a blue one
Speaker: So once you've been one tube a day kind of guy Hey, man, it's good to see you're cutting back, you know I thought you know how people hide their little fucking flasks in their jacket. She had a like bottle Elmer's yep I kicked out a problem for that one. job
Speaker: but What the fuck is PVA glue? PVA is really shit glue. Fingers burning spark. I think they don't have necessarily. You know what? I should have done that instead. That would have been funny. I have to remember that for another. You're the host of the show. You can change it. I was going to say you can change it. I could change it. I could change it. You got it. You got like what? Five days. Yeah, I don't want to keep changing it on people, though. That's not great. It really it really brings a new meaning to a web slinger. There it is. Oh, nice. well I don't know. The idea of turning a pillow into ice cream is kind of cool. Oh, God, you know how bad I would be? Earth and I already am.
Speaker: but's go to say but sorry i'll ah you you speech it yourself if You know what really suck if you could turn pillows into ice cream also while being lactose intolerant, dude, that'd be torture. Oh, man. Yeah, but you know what? I'm lactose intolerant. It does not stop me from eating ice cream. Because fucking ice cream is awesome. There's lactate, baby. Yeah. Let me let me ask you guys something because I'm stupid. What? I mean, obviously it upsets your stomach. Don't tell me you give me a tummy ache. I thought you were lactose intolerant. And if you drink milk or eat ice cream or something like, does it just give you like the shits or something? Or is it these bubbleguts? It's a give you the bubbleguts. Sometimes you get gas. Nothing. So it's like eating Taco Bell. Yeah. You're not going to fucking die. OK. So yeah, you're not like bedridden. If you get the bubbleguts, you know, you've got to stay close with an eye shot of a bathroom just in case.
Speaker: i am one leggie I am. Thanks, Michael. Leggy, I understand what PVA glue is now. And here when I went to school, we never called it p PVA glue. That's because they don't necessarily have the brand Elmer's. in in Oh, okay. You got to remember it's a different country. Because they don't have they have Elmer's here, but they they use another brand here that's cheaper. It was that's not her name. It's Deborah. It's I got you buddy. ah Yeah, no. ah Yeah, Elmer's is like the end all be all name brand in the States everywhere you go. It's like it's like calling. It's like calling sodas Coke everybody. You can go to let me get a Coke, you know.
Speaker: yeah kind of Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Gentlemen, I'm a hop. I'm a hop down for a bit. I'm going to try to refrag my computer. I got to work this fucking. Yeah. You use that defrag link I sent you. That'll help you. I'm telling you. Jump back on. Hopefully we can do it. We can do it. Yeah, we'll do that later, everyone. No, not the in stream button, Josh. Yeah, don't do that. Don't do that. I'm joking.
Speaker: Did he end the stream yeah Thursday or? No. No. Like, I think now that it has the double confirmation on the end of the stream, it's harder to do that, where people in the past would just be like, and ended the show. Double confirmation really slowed that down. I think that was one of them. We've been doing this a lot lately, Connor. Yeah, we have. It's kind of weird. We've been doing a lot of old school shows, man. Just because you're hearing this. Oh, somebody can't even pass out the hospital. We've but we've been kicking it old school a lot lately. I mean, even like back on Monday night. Like an old school month. yeah yeah Yeah, it really is. It really has been. You know, it's but it's cool because, you know, like.
Speaker: on Mondays, you know, before when we started the podcast, Mondays were nonsensical nonsense. But now Monday is being men can for men. When we come in, we're having that serious conversation that that which, which, yeah, I mean, granted, we would have not very often, but we would have some from time to time. soon So and then doing what the fuck news is still a totally different style and show at the end of the day. So we've done that, you know, and and we've done multiple Saturday nights by ourselves now this month. So yeah, no, it's, it's kind of cool to, to, to, to go back to the, uh, not that, you know, uh, I want to go back to that because I enjoy everybody. I do too, because of like, like what the, the last show which was Monday. I had to step away a couple of times because I wasn't feeling my best.
Speaker: So, you know, I was running around the house getting stuff done. No. Did you watch the opening ceremony? No, but I heard like there was a bunch of controversy with it. Oh my God. Should we see it for Wednesday?
Speaker: We could. or do you want to go ahead and just go ahead a minute because I'm just going to bitch and moan about it. So at one point, you know, and like, okay, first and foremost, Connor, I know it's Saturday. Usually we get all of our GPS announcements and everything like that out of the way. I have it ready to go. Calm down. And then we drop, then we drop the, Hey, Hey, asshole. If you think you can do better than why don't you come up here and you host the show? Oh, that's right. You can't because you ain't got no legs. You got to change the battery in your legs and your zipper. Uh, no, so, so you know how in the Olympics on the opening ceremony, um, they do, they do the, uh, parade of countries. Well, this year they did it because it's in Paris. They did it on the sand. Let me, let me, let me, let me tell you something real quick. I'm going to tell you this right now. You know how many times I've watched the opening ceremony of the Olympics winner or summer.
Speaker: Really? Never? Really? No, I don't. So I don't. I don't know what I just always assume. the opening And this is just me being an ass, not really being an ass. but I just don't know. I just always assumed the opening ceremonies was the final guy ran up the stairs and lit the torch and the Olympics. and No, no, no, they do. They do a whole they do skits and they do dances and they do stuff every year. It's something different. And and it's interesting to see how each country that's hosting.
Speaker: why Go to hell Connor No, no, Jeff's wife does not live in Paris to answer your question rip dog Blaze said because he's seen in your comment He said you got a seat on the show anytime you want it if you want to come up into Okay, yeah i don't know the alcohols So well what they what they do each, you know France this year did a didn't like a history of France through skits
Speaker: And the controversy, the first controversy was they had this, um it was like a death metal rock, french French death metal rock that played at a castle that's on the Seine. And they did really good. like like i Like seriously, I thought they were Ramstein at first for the first two seconds. I was like, is that Ramstein? you know Like that kind of rock, right? But in the windows of the castle, they had Marie Antoinette with her head removed. Wait, do we need to be rescued? Blink twice. Do we need to be rescued? They had people dressed up as Marie Antoinette. with korea andburg Today in history, bring your ass.
Speaker: That was one of the controversies. And then you know along the Seine, which is the river that they were taking these boats down, there's bridges. Well, on each bridge, they would have different skits. And one of this one of the bridges had a like runway that was a fashion show. And I'm watching it going, huh, that's different. It turns out they were all not what they seemed to be. They were drag queens. Yeah, yeah, and then No, but the one dude the one who's praying back and forth and dancing his ass off and I was like, all right All right, and then I was like that's not bad looking and then she turns and she's got a fucking full beard And I was like, huh yeah didn't see that coming And then they posed at the end and people were saying their pose That they did their end of their skit look like the last supper
Speaker: So the Christians are men. Oh yeah, oh big time. I didn't put the two and two together. Christians, Christians being mad. or it was it was um it was a fucking Friday. What do you expect? You know, it's like it's like somebody being mad ah over over who you vote right now. Exactly. It's not it's never played out. You guys have been doing it like to start people. do Excuse me. Just let people do their thing. I know. I don't like I know. I think drag queens and drag shows are fucking awesome. ah You know,
Speaker: I don't have no problem with them. You know, I obviously I don't want to bother me. I didnt i didn't think obviously they it um obviously there's, there's some that are out there. know There's bad apples in every group, ah agree but you know, me personally, who the hell cares? Did they hurt anybody? Did they do it? That's what people were bitched about. But my thought when I saw it, I was like, Oh, it's French. Go figure. You know, that was because that's like the land of that genre, you know? So I didn't think twice about it. Uh, they did have this really cool. Wait, you ain't got no legs. He has to, they, they, they also had like the, yeah, that blood thing was cool. Um, I don't know. I guess it was the way they were posed. Is that what you were saying? They didn't have, they literally, well, hold on. I'll, I'll, I'll show you what I mean. Let me find it real quick. Uh,
Speaker: Connor, if you need help sitting, I got a whole roll of quarters for you, buddy. We'll open that gate. We'll open that gate wide open for you. I got you. I got you, brother. Yeah, I don't. i yeah Yeah, I don't know. I yeah i mean, yeah I didn't see it. I don't know either. Is it just opposed? I mean, I know I see. I think I've seen a picture in scrolling because that's what I do a lot. I just scroll past it. But it looked like there was a big old hefty drag middle. of that Oh, she was a big girl boy. Let me tell you. That was a big girl. And she was distracting. She was a DJ. And you know, they're all dancing and it's pissing down rain. There's a drag queen on TikTok that I follow. This dude is amazing. And his transitions are probably some of the best, like the TikTok transition videos, you know what I mean? Right, right, right. but his His transition videos are probably some of the best on TikTok.
Speaker: No, like while I was watching it, I do i didn't put that whole two things together. I was like, yeah, whatever. It's French. What are you going to do? But they did have this cool Assassin's Creed kind of guy running through the Louvre. And for some reason, the minions showed up at one time. Well, that's because the minions are hot right now. yeah yeah know There's a movie coming out. There's the comparison.
Speaker: Uh, a little sus, but I mean, yeah, I mean, it's a mean a little bit, but I mean, you're really, you're really stretching. You're really, that's what I said. And during it, I didn't put the two and two together. It didn't bother me. Yeah. And then I go on tiktok and everybody's bitch. I was like, I didn't, I didn't see that dude. I just thought so people have the coolest thing ah about the whole fucking thing. is, you know, the Eiffel Towers in the background, all of a sudden fucking Celine Dion is on top of the Eiffel Tower, singing her little ass off. And I was impressed as hell. I mean, I could like it's a stretch. like It's really a stretch to find something to be offended by. But I could see it. I don't agree with it. I think it's dumb. Well, I don't think it was meant to be. it
Speaker: I don't think they meant it to look like the last supper. I thought they were just, yeah, let's pose for the camera at the last end of it. Oh dude, I already saw it. Uh, it, uh, I screamed the entire time. Um, can I ask the cash that I started it, but we will try to finish it at some point. I don't know when at some point, dude, there's, there's gonna get something like, make sure you have a coffee table or something to pound on because you're going to be like, holy. that person's on the screen. Holy shit. That dude, I know there's a lot of surprises and a lot of appearances and a, well, I mean, but they said from, they said from jump street, even before Deadpool three came out and even before it was announced after the merger, after Disney bought out Sony and Fox and Ryan Reynolds said that when I went and if this movie happens, this is going to completely tie in
Speaker: the entire Marvel universe into the Disney world. So you're going to see a lot of characters and a lot of faces that you never thought you would see in the MCU. And I'm going to make it happen. I mean, they you but he brought Jackman out of retirement for Wolverine, which in my opinion, my opinion, that's There's some big shoes. I mean, they're not big shoes because Hugh Jackman is a little guy, but it's going to be tough to find a replacement for war for Wolverine in my grade. Agreed. but um And no spoilers as, as like you said, no spoilers, but I, I literally, there was only about a 32nd section that I was like, Oh, get on with it. But after that, I started screaming going, Holy shit.
Speaker: So dumb. Yeah. No spoilers. No spoilers. It was a good movie. It was worth it. We're not going to talk about it. See, we need you here to do your fucking Donald Trump impersonation. yeah is zane you But it was, it was good. It was, um, all Jeff's impersonations sound the same. i yeah is an hack you shame who's what donald trump was your walk ah confused right now yeah what's Kevin and I sat here and watched it and fucking laughed our asses off.
Speaker: Cause I asked the wife, I said, can I take Kevin and go see Deadpool? And she's like, no, he's 12. I'm like, he's seen the other ones. She's like, not by my choice. I'm like, yeah, well they put it on Disney. What are you going to do? but i can' wait i can I can't wait until Disney gets off their asses and brings us Marvel zombies because that's quote unquote supposed to be the first. Disney rated our program when they do Marvel zombies. And it's going to be animated, which is just cool because they can do a lot more with it. ah I would have liked to see like i've act ah yeah like a live action version of zombies, but I'm just as happy with it because I read that entire that and that entire series of zombies. And that was probably one of my favorite things that Marvel ever did.
Speaker: outside of but does it's definitely it's definitely in my top top five top yeah maybe borderline top three uh series was was marvel zombies uh it was it was so good and so well and you know seeing all these characters as zombies and shit like that it was just like this is fucking taking only problem is the version you're watching is the same version i'm watching You know, it's that you know because you're watching it on that website. Oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no So it's it's not the greatest view but you get the jokes you get that, you know You hear everything there are a couple things that you are not gonna hear on that version Yeah, I just wanna I just I just wanna watch it once it comes out on streaming. I'll watch it again Exactly seeing that when I was on there, I was like, oh shit bad boys on it I was getting ready to watch it Nikki's like, oh bad. Were you gonna I was like, yeah, do you want to watch it? She's like, oh
Speaker: Yeah, but I don't think I've seen any of the bad boys after the first one. I said say less a bad boys marathon. I'm down. i love I'll watch. I'll watch all four movies at a fucking row. I won't get off the couch. Well, you know what? ty You know what? I started watching again. Go to help him that website. I watched. I'm starting to watch Psych again. You're about you're about this close, Cameron, to going back in the cage in September. Just so you know. when you come up in September, you're about this close to going back in the cage. Right. And I won't let you out. But no, like I said, I thought it was good. ah It's it's nonstop jokes. Holy these shit. I like one nice. You know, I'm looking I'm looking forward to see it. And I'm and I'm calling it now. And this is not a spoiler. But the Honda minivans, they're going to sell like fucking hotcakes. The what? The Honda Seneca or whatever those minivans.
Speaker: they're gonna sell like ah Cameron, I will send you the link. Don't let me forget. I'll send it to you. it's it's it's ah It's somebody recorded it in the movie theater, so it's one of those qualities. but yeah in In a couple of weeks, it'll be regular on there where you can watch a good Uh, full robotic forum. Give us a few minutes. When we come back from break, we're going to open up the doors. Uh, usually we take the first hour. Trust me, you got five more hours of this bullshit. So yeah after, after we go, after we go to break, we're going to open the doors. We're going to drop the link and, uh, invite everybody up for a little open door challenge. mr do you rememberable air pumpass It should be on the thing out there.
Speaker: i need a pump up my um Yeah. It should be on the, it should be on the. shelf out there uh on the patio unless uh your sister or something brother mean i think and educated wish yes uh don't worry about it don't worry about it you'll get you'll get the joke later when you finish the movie we're gonna find out we know the rule whats i'm telling you save that link
Speaker: Save that link, because anything you want to watch, man, I've yet to find some, look something up that I couldn't find on that site. On my Xbox. If there's a wiener on that monitor, I swear to gods do. Yeah. That's the rules on Saturdays. No wieners. Yeah, no wieners. And keep your racist parts to yourself. Did you catch the racist drop we had? When? ah Last Saturday. Somebody popped up and we debated sitting there if we should bring them up. We brought them up and I hovered and they started playing like a racist song and nobody heard it but me because my headphones were super turned up and I dropped them just in time. Oh, no, I didn't. I didn't see that. Yeah, I appreciate the subscription or appreciate the sub. Give us about 10 minutes or so ish and we'll we'll be dropping that link.
Speaker: ah
Speaker: that No, he's like me. He doesn't like to type every time I'm watching the show. He's got an agenda where she has an agenda. He or she has an agenda because our open door policy applies to everybody. Men, women, days, thems. Attention all fairy tale creatures.
Speaker: Come down, Farquaad. That's how I address all people anymore You know, we whether whether you like us or you hate us everybody's welcome to come up here on a Saturday night We hate everybody equally Yeah, exactly yeah well who well yeah I I got you. I got you. I see you down there um general we we'll We'll deal with it accordingly like an accordion player yeah
Speaker: me Um, no, yes, i'm hoping i'm hoping i'm hoping some point this week. We'll we'll watch dead dead pool Um, I I have a feeling that the next sunday that the kids aren't here and nicki and I have nothing to do Or a friday night. It's going to be a bad boy's marathon and i'm perfectly okay with that because like I said, I love those goddamn movies I don't fucking care what anybody says about about uh will smith or their feelings about them or what their feelings are about bad boys. That franchise has had me locked in since the first movie. and and And I've watched it. i You've never seen bad boys, too. You got to do that line when you when you got to hold up the but two DVDs like.
Speaker: point break or bad boys too in which she's like, I've never seen you've never seen bad boys too. Yeah, you do. Actually, just a couple of weeks ago, I think he was at work on a Sunday and and I put on ah the the spectrum app, which is a cable. I don't have cable TV, but I have internet TV. You know, it came with my internet package, right? So I got to pick like 10 premium channels. I get all my local channels free. Blah, blah, blah, blah, whatever. ah And uh, and, and I got up in a Sunday morning, went out there, got something I was flipping through spectrum and I seen bad boys that just started. I was like, I'm in, you know, fucking I'm in. All right. And I didn't even look at the guide and then bad boys was over and bad boys too came up and I was like, guess who's not leaving the couch. I'm like, that was certain movies. Uh, I can do that with a lethal weapon.
Speaker: I love that. Yeah. Lethal weapon kind of jumped the shark though for me a little bit towards. I want to see the. do ah But ah but nonetheless, I mean, and then bad boys to reserve. I was like, man, I got to go find bad boys. Nope. Don't have to find it. Here it is. It's starting right now. Oh, yeah. you want So, yeah, I have a feeling the next time Nikki and I have a day off together, it's going to be a bad boys day and I'm I'm Bamboy, bad boy, what you gonna do? I like the movies. nick for They're not necessarily my favorite. and my name no yeah You gotta learn the damn words.
Speaker: you have to eat apple You need to go upstairs for it. Apple at you. Who's at my door? It's the devil. It's the devil. You're gonna tell his man you the devil in his house? I just told you. yeah I love those goddamn movies. I'm Mike Lowry. one Now I'm going to be quoting bad boys all night. You know, however, however, Taylor Leone in the first one, that is the best she's ever looked. She looks so good in that movie.
Speaker: why? Because she was half dressed the entire movie? No, she just looked good. It's like, like, I'm the same way with Helen Hunt. I won't watch Helen Hunt and anything else. But in Twister, I'm fucking in. She's gorgeous in that movie.
Speaker: You know, I can watch movies and not pay attention to what anybody looks like. Yeah, that but you're a weird person, so. which I'm not gonna watch Wayne's World because I think Tia Carrera is smoking hot. I'm gonna watch Wayne's World because it makes me laugh. No, I agree. like Actually, it doesn't make me laugh. It more like makes me chuckle. you know like It used to make you laugh. Now you're like, hey, I get that. It makes me chuckle. It's still a good movie.
Speaker: Things World 2 was pointless and unnecessary, but why am I talking about that? That's not the matter. That was from the 90s. Now I sound like last Saturday night. Have you watched, speaking of movies, before we take a break real quick, I just want to ask you, have you watched Axel Foley yet? Yes. I watched it on, on the site because I don't have Netflix anymore. I watched it the weekend it came out. Did you like it? I enjoyed it. I thought it was fucking hilarious. I quit.
Speaker: They stuck to the formula man, you know that once again that I still have the same complaint that I had the last time we talked about it and is Eddie Murphy didn't do the laugh and I get it he retired to the laugh and all that stuff But that was the staple of those movies Jeff is very shallow if you haven't noticed shit. Yeah, most people take baths deeper than me. I That reminds me, last night when I was talking to Jay, Jay's like, you know, I got into music, I was like 14, 15, 16. And he was like, you know, I'm sitting here at 16 years old thinking I'm really writing these deep fucking songs, you know? And I was like, <unk> like I was like, let's be honest, how deep were any of us at 60? He's like, you know, yeah, I know, right? I had to turn on the slide. That was a fun interview. That was a good interview. Jay's a good kid, man. And I bring him up again because we're going to get ready and take a break. And I want to play his newest song when we go to break. This is the other cool thing about me doing the music show and me doing the interviews. Not only do I get to hang out with the artists and get to meet these guys and and and become friends with them and stuff like that and and and whatnot.
Speaker: We got a constant rotation of music now for all the other shows and we don't have to worry about fucking YouTube smacking us on the Peter. And you guys know me. I got a good ear for music. So I only pick a good. What's wrong with that? legy What's wrong with that? I don't see the problem. We're just calling you shallow. Doesn't bother me. I know. I want to I want to put that spell on you that they put on Jack Black and shallow how. but ah But I'm weird I find I find chicks that most like There's there's a couple of actresses I can't think of their names right now But that they come on the screen and everybody else is like ah and I'm like, how you doing? I love every But I have heart beat in hole
Speaker: And heartbeats optional, let me tell you, buddy. We've had that discussion. I'd rather not have that discussion again. is Sworn, swarm, swarm. FBI. who Good luck with that.
Speaker: I don't know. Sometimes I feel like just being associated with you. I i don't know how many lists I've put out been put on in the last three years. I have a list of lists. like i like I feel like I'm on a watch list. When it comes to dude actors? Yes, like I do. hey Yeah, I mean, there's a reason why you watch Hugh Jackman. It's not for his acting prowess. I'm only only like that with male actor. I don't do that with female actresses. I'm just like, oh yeah, she's a great actress. However, I'm only watching a male. ryan But every quiet Ryan Reynolds is on the fucking screen.
Speaker: she's kind of shoot off but he was up dad and sub bob There's a reason why I've watched Aquaman 14 times. I'm just saying. jamesie land yeah That bitch wasn't in it. I can't watch the first one, honestly. It's not. I haven't seen the second one. The second one's actually really good. I enjoyed it. i have yeah awful manslo i I'm just glad that they made him cool because, you know, growing up, and yeah yeah, Aquaman was always a huge dork. Let's be. He was a fucking nerd, bro. Like, you get it in your bleach blonde hair and your orange and green outfit. Calm down. I'm going to go talk to fish. But however, however, the cartoons really did Aquaman a serious misjustice at the end of the day because Aquaman actually is a badass in the comics. He's got super strict. Not only can he talk to fish and he can
Speaker: swim underwater and breathe underwater and all that other **** which is actually kind of cool but he's also got **** super straight. The dude's that rival that you know that rivals like Superman's strength, you know, like Flash being the fastest man on earth. His speed speed. Aquaman's strength was like that too and he was just like, man, you know, y 'all really did him dirty in the comics. You really, you really played him out to be a clown. Orange, spangly, orange and green, spangly out there you really made it out to be a con You know, and and I know you imagine, could you imagine if they would have done that version with Jason Momoa, Orange and Green and and like bleach blonde long hair. Oh, my God. Well, you know. Yes, I talk to the fishies, everybody. I'm fabulous.
Speaker: No, but like that was kind of his character in that past and furious movie that he was in. He was super. Oh, no. He's so super. He only Jason Momoa can pull that off, you know, like ah he did. What's that with that fucking dream movie where the girl's dad was like, Oh, shit. What say?
Speaker: We're going. he's He's he's he's like he's a good fucking actor. He can he can do that flamboyant thing, but it's not. He is a really good actor. For instance, if you and I walked in a room, both was wearing pink. I'm going to be the one getting beat up because I'm wearing pink. But you're wearing pink. But you're 614 and you're 400 fucking pounds. And it was like, yeah, I'm not going to fuck with that. du But I wear pink and everybody's like, yeah, let's get a pink Marley. Where's my bubbly badass pink shirt at? Extra medium, please. So I can show off my guns.
Speaker: Stop it, Glick. You're wearing a pink shirt. she Just shut your whore mouth. Hey, I'll rock. I wore a pink shirt. I have. I have. I have never worn a pink shirt in my life. I got a I got a pink panther. Sorry. Yeah.
Speaker: I, I have never worn pink in my life. Uh, I, I, I do it. It doesn't bother me. I've worn purple. They just never. um that Purple, purple, purple doesn't strike me as that. Whoa. He's wearing purple. That's never gotten me one high school. I wore purple a lot because I was a school colors, but right no, but like the pink thing, if a dude wears pink, no, but like pink thing, a lot of, you know, the guy walk around with a pink shirt on, they're like, yeah, I knew it. It doesn't bother me. I don't, I don't care. It's a t -shirt. I don't, believe I don't. It's not that I don't have anything at instant. I've just, I've never had a reason to buy a pink shirt. You know what I mean? I have one that's a pink band. It's got, it's ah it's got a drawing on the pig panther on it. It says pig panther and it is bright Barbie pink. I love that shirt. Jeff has a pink shirt that says I'm a Barbie girl. Yes I do.
Speaker: Jealous. I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world.
Speaker: you know It's fantastic. When I painted the Malibu for the wife, I painted it black and pink and it is Barbie doll pink and jet black. And for like three weeks, I was like, you can't drive it. I'm driving it. yeah just i bo around with a bright fucking pink car music um you know't You know, it'll bring out my beard. Yeah, if it brings out the beard. I just, I've never had a reason to wear pink. I've never bought pink. Uh you know, we had, we had, we had the Glick's house of music. I had the ladies on there, Marley and Bree and and and and Jules and uh you know, we were talking and merch and stuff like that and I I told Marley that uh
Speaker: hot pink shirt that I would 100 % wear it on the shows. Dude, it's it's it's free because nobody nobody cares. Like when you go out in a picture, you did the first your first thought as a guy, you're like, Oh my God, everybody's going to see, I'm wearing a picture. And it was like, you're trying to convince me. And I just said, it's not that I have anything against pink shirts. I've just, I've never had a reason to buy a pink shirt. I've never seen, like I've never been at the store and there was a pink shirt where I was like, that's bad ass. I want, you know what I mean? right and well the the And as you guys can tell, yeah, as you guys can tell my, my color scheme, you, if you watch the show long enough is like,
Speaker: black, blue, gray, sometimes I'm throwing on a red shirt, maybe a blue shirt, but for the most part, it's dark. So I've never really been like, I don't, I like, I have like 14 polos. I never wear, I only wear t -shirts. And whatever's cool. yeah you know i will I will send you my address and be checking the mail. I'll, I'll rock that shit for you. Same as I'll do for Marley. I told Marley, I said, I'll rock that shit for you. 100 % in support of Marley because she's our bubbly little badass.
Speaker: No, like I said, I don't care. However, we're going to take a real quick break. We're going to come back. When we come back, the doors are open, ladies and gentlemen. It is Saturday night. It is the open door challenge. Yeah, it is a challenge. Some of you say it's not a challenge, but it is a challenge because I challenge you to take that invite and click that link and bring your asses on. Anywho. Got new music from Jay St. John. If you guys missed Glick's House of Music last night, go ahead and check it out. The replays are up on YouTube and our Facebook page. You can watch the the show or if you want to listen to it, you can listen to it wherever you listen to podcasts at because it is up and available right now. And here's Jay St. John with his newest song, claustrophobic. And we'll be back here in just a few minutes.
Speaker: Every single thing you say Makes you sound so pretentious Clean into perfection Never learn your lessons When you're gonna finally turn your focus on Try to tell you I'm not the guy you are And I'll be drooling in the dark from way too long
Speaker: Sorry but I can't mix this right now I feel claustrophobic, don't get any closer Take a few steps back, I can handle that I've been on the low end, so that I really need to mess with your heart And I don't find out about myself I'm just claustrophobic, present I am
Speaker: This time last year I was by myself I think I'd rather be there than here with somebody else You make me feel so close in and cut off Control of my thoughts Can't turn you off
Speaker: I knew I was spoken but you wouldn't be warned This content comes to you before I've always been Caused to fall big, don't get any closer Take a few steps back, I can handle that I've been on the level with, feeling I really need to mess with your heart now
Speaker: Over time I trust and they're too close now I can't get out, stuck here in this jail cell And I'm too close to you
Speaker: by master so
Speaker: Yeah, there are a little Jay Saint John claustrophobic. His newest single just came out the other day. Y 'all make sure you go check him out. Show him some love. He's on all social medias. Jay Saint John. or just go to one of his social medias and hit that link and you can find all of them. He does have a brand new song coming out here in a few weeks, but you can only hear it right now in its entirety on Glitz House of Music. but I've been getting a lot of exclusives lately, man. It's really cool that that artists are artists are allowing me to to so do stuff like that. is that
Speaker: You know what I mean? Um, as much as I hate props, but obvious it's not even really props. It's just really cool. And, and, and, and like when new videos drop and new songs drop, they're making sure that I know that day and, and, and, and getting me the link so that we can get them in rotation. Um, I love it, man. I really do. I love it. Um, uh, as I, as I've said multiple times, that means a lot to me, these guys taking a chance and coming up and hanging out with me, uh, cause I'm, Relatively nobody but you know, I'm having fun with it. Anywho Welcome to nonsense go nonsense everybody. It's Saturday night. You know what that means? It's time for the open door challenge drop that link one time DJ Jeff Oh
Speaker: There it is. It's in the chatters box. Ladies and gentlemen, if you're feeling froggy and you're up to taking the challenge on, hit that link. Come on in and hang out with us. We just asked two simple favors. A please make sure your camera's on and B please put your wiener and your racism off to the side because we don't want to see it. And we don't want to hear it. If there's a wiener on that monitor, I swear to God's dude.
Speaker: It would that be a said welcome back to the nonsense go nonsense everybody Make sure you're checking us out on all the social medias the nonsensical network. We are on Facebook ex Instagram and the old ticky -tocky We have shows Monday through Sunday on YouTube Twitch and Facebook all shows are live. We have the chatters box open at all times We encourage you guys to come in and hang out And interact with us Excuse me And if you can't join us live well, ladies and gentlemen, you're in luck because you can listen to us anytime, any place, wherever you listen to podcasts at all at the nonsensical network, or you can simply go to bio dot .link slash nonsensical nonsense. It's scrolling right down there at the bottom of your screen all night long. Give us a follow. Give us a listen, give us a like, and don't forgive us to share. We'll greatly appreciate that. Jeff got us in the right box. Yeah.
Speaker: Hey, Mr. Big Shoots, down there with the big mouth. Mr. Keyboard Warrior, with your funny haha comments. How you hit the big door? How about you come in the big door? How about you accept that challenge, big boy? 11 teen hours. Fucking smart ass.
Speaker: but Keep it up. Keep it up. Former employee of the nonsensical network.
Speaker: He is kind of the freelancer of the non -sensical network. He just kind of shows up when he wants. No, I got nothing but love for Ben. She's my guy. Speaking of freelancers, we do have a new face that should be popping up occasionally. ah Yeah. The winner of Thursday's debate show, Si Witherspoon. He's going to be. Si and Gina.
Speaker: no ah after he got done on thursday night he he was like hey what you know, I I said, hey, give me your Snapchat because I only talk to him on WhatsApp or text and he says, yeah, if you guys need somebody, somebody drops out, whatever, drop me a line. If I'm free, I'll jump in. So he's not doing it tonight. He was going to come up tonight when he's barbecuing and I get that. Nobody gives a fuck. sigh Yeah, this is We've already had somebody else eat on the show. Yeah. yeah Everybody eats on the show. What are you talking about? i don't You eat on the show. I don't know what you're talking about. Jarvis ate on the show. tony at um Tony would rearrange his whole kitchen on the goddamn show.
Speaker: Tony's like, don't mind me. I'm just remodeling the kitchen. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
Speaker: bang. come on guys let's not eat on the show you know stop it and it it was just like whatever I you know what I don't fucking care you know it's it's more authentic it's no it's just it's just nobody wants to hear in their mind um um um yeah and nobody like yeah area yeah and Nobody wants to watch you scarf down twenty -seven fucking quarter pounders on a show. I don't eat quarter pounders. I only eat four at a time. Not to alarm you but there's a strange woman behind you. Yes. Yeah, I know. I pay for her all the time. You got one of them, huh? You got one of the mail order brides? She come from Russia or Ukraine or where'd you get it from?
Speaker: My ball sack. That's my daughter. It's a weird point to get a girlfriend, but I mean, whatever to each their own. I was going to say it that. Aren't you really your daughter? Yeah. Yeah. Holy. whats happened She's like 16. Right. Yep. Man. I'm thinking Benji's kids are like young because Benji's a young guy. murder one and daughter sixteen
Speaker: Yeah, his son's 20. Yeah, we are late bloomers click. I was going to say Benji, when did you start having kids when you were like 11? 20 years ago. 21, when my son was born, turned 22. I can do the math. Yeah, so 21, then a few months later, I turned 22, when my son was born, and daughter's 28. How old are you, Benji? 42 next month. Holy fuck. I didn't realize we were the same age. Yeah. I thought you were in your thirties, man. I'll be honest with you. I thought you were in the forties or thirties. No, no. So it's, it's really weird because August is super expensive. So my wife is the 23rd of August. I'm the 25th and my daughter is the 30th. So it's like an expensive week. Dude, I feel you. April, my oldest daughter, May, my middle daughter, July, cash and Nikki.
Speaker: And I got Mother's Day wrapped up in there as well. It's like shit all over your wallet. Yeah. And then the 13th of August. My ex -wife, when I was married, June was her birthday. June was also our wedding anniversary. And then it was June. but
Speaker: April. May, June, twice, July, and then Mother's Day. It was six things in those, like back to, and it Yeah. With the exception of the kids' birthdays, everything else is spread out for me. well The girls, the girls, the girls. February, December. Yeah. the and i and And I'm in October and, you know, you know what happens in October? Not shit. Three days after my birthday, I get, oh, your birthday was the other day. Sorry, we forgot. Happy birthday. Sigh has it worse. Sigh's birthday is December 25th. My mom's is 19th, December 19th. Everybody forgets Sigh's birthday. And she's a twin. It's kind of crazy. So it's like double, you know, it's like Christmas and birthday all wrapped up in one. Yeah. Yeah. You know, how I want to like my family.
Speaker: as well. Like, like, my like my family, my birthday is the 10th. My broasters is the 18th. I have a cousin whose birthday is on the fifth. And then I have a cousin whose birthday is on the ninth. Jesus. Fucking a crazy. So check this out, man. So I was really good buddies with two guys in school, right? I mean, like hardcore buddies, all the drinking and all the drugs together. Like we were, we were the little crew, right? So we all have we all have kids with the same birthday and my and my brother. So my daughter happens when you have two good friends and you start doing orgies. well That's exactly right. We've never taken a maternity test. We all just pay equal child support.
Speaker: You know, it's, it's, it's great when you're splitting child support six ways, you know, um fox is easy matt well you you don't it's just a lot easier if we don't do paternity tests and we all just take responsibility because we were all mama beings and said we all want to part. Yeah. i well her mom we all we got were in that we were we were all in that hole um always lives a Nice house and drives a nice car. That's all I know. Did she have a kid by Nick Cannon? No, but she's got three guys paying child support. Now my my kids is, my kids is God parents. So mine's on the 10th.
Speaker: I think his is on the sixth and hers is on like the 16th or something like that. So it's like six, 10, 16 for the three of us. So that's crazy. All that, like, well and how are we even talking about this? Cause my daughter your daughter, his daughter walked by and you were shocked that she was so young. i I just assumed it was his wife. Yeah. Yeah. She's like three hours away right now. I'm out of town. thank
Speaker: always well i got lotsies's on in I had like one month, not out of town and it was like right back into the shit again. So it's, I gotta be grateful and thankful. I had one month at home. I can't wait until you're finally in one fucking place. Holy shit, man. You're grateful, thankful you had one month at home and your wife is grateful, thankful that it only lasted. I do have to congratulate on Benji. He he's fulfilled one of my lifelong dreams, bought himself a fucking really nice fucking pool table. Yeah. That thing is nice. I used to have one of those. I got bored on a...
Speaker: Saturday. Well, I don't even know what fucking day it was. It was there in the week. How do you get bored on Saturday night? You know, it's Saturday night. No, no, no, no. It was there in the week. It was during the week because you sent it to me like on on like a Thursday or Friday. OK, it was probably it was probably Sunday. Sunday is pretty boring day. No, no, it wasn't. we're doing No, because it was like what three weeks ago, Renee? Uh, maybe a couple of weeks ago. I don't know. I got bored. day We got home from work because we were kicking ass with work and uh, so I was getting home at like two o 'clock every day and I'm almost like, dude, we got to, I got this big as house and we don't, we don't use some of it and uh, we don't use our dining room at all because of the way our kitchen is set up with a bar and I'm almost like, oh, fucking pool table right here. And my wife was like, that pool table is great. Until you have to move it.
Speaker: Oh, no, no, no. if So if I have to move to Georgia, I'm just going to hire a moving company because it's just too far. Right. Yeah. Cause I don't want Mr. Fancy bands. I'm just, I'm not going to do it. Cause we moved, we moved from like South Charlotte to Myrtle beach with the moving company. But this time we went from Myrtle beach to a Raleigh with no moving company. I said, fuck that. I tell you what, man, if you can afford a moving company, that's the best way to do it, especially ah we're old. We're fucking old, man. Yeah. And I had to i actually look at that fucking thing. That's nice, man. Yeah. The black felt. Would you get that at the Dollar Tree?
Speaker: I don't know. It's **** right up front. Right up front too. Yeah. I wanted you to steal them because the people didn't want to put them away. That's where the that's where they unloaded them at. There's nothing in the parking lot. Look how nice that thing is. It's got that really light green. It's gorgeous. Yeah, I like it. It's fun. No, that's I like that. No, I just I just had the OG, you know, green felt, you know, the the OG looking pool table is what I have although you felt like with the redwood on it, but that's son of a mother fuck. I only had to, I, thankfully, I only had to like move it, move it once. Right. And that's how Blake got that back. I'm sorry. I moved it. I moved it twice. Yeah. That's how you got the belt, right? The champ? Yeah. Dude, I love my pool table. I suck at pool, but I love my pool table.
Speaker: man, I cursed that motherfucker seven ways from Sunday. Both times I had to move it. Oh my God. I you know like i had it my when i when i when I lived down in Charleston, I had it down in the man cave. And when I rearranged the man cave, I moved it from the back of the garage to the front of the garage, which was super easy. My neighbor came over and he came over and we just picked it up and and and moved it. But man, when you got to like, take it apart and then and then carry and and put it on a loading truck and blobby blue blot and everything. ah um Man, I curse that motherfucker seven ways for Sunday. But I tell you what, one thing I've never cursed about having to move is my dartboard. I'm not I'm no good at darts. I don't understand.
Speaker: I am I am a fucking hustler ass piece of shit when it comes to darts fucking just like just dude, I'm so locked man. My my aim is is is so over here, but I but I spend a lot lot of risk so like i sit there and go. to practice yeah yeah's not like It's not like I sit there and go. Breathe in back. No, have you seen? I'm just locked in. Have you seen Ted Lasso? No, but I kind of I don't know if I want to watch it or not. Dude, it's fucking weird. I don't want to watch it, but I don't know. It's funny. Did you see that YouTube video of Mike Tyson throwing darts? No. Blindfolded. My man hit two bull's eyes. Damn. He was on some talk show or podcast or something. They blindfolded him and they put one of those sleeping caps over him and threw the first dart and it hit like the 20. And the girl was like, holy shit, you hit the board. Most people don't even hit the board.
Speaker: and then he goes being by bullseye bullsey two times in a row there you go there you go ormo that a compliment or or or not like I don't know how to take it.
Speaker: so I love that. But I've i've got a real nice um got a real nice cabinet. It's a Cleveland Browns dar cabinet. And so it's yeah you know all wood with the but the chalkboards inside and everything like that. That's really cool, man. Hold on, I got that clip here, buddy. Did you get it? Yeah, I got it here. Let's go ahead and check this out. you came here with like like height it is so we going our yards let let know going blindfolded up This is crazy man I'm going to get out of your way and there is your first start whenever you're ready
Speaker: You hit the board. That doesn't usually happen. You're doing well. Oh my god. Did everybody see that? Okay. Last one. Goddamn. I'm not looking. Look at my eyes. I'm not looking at anything. Fucking pinpoint accuracy. Good lord. Gotta get punched by that man. yeah I can imagine it. I don't want reality to be imagined. Give me a five. Give me a fifth of a drone. I won't feel shit. ah you're You're good. Like, yeah, I just I have no idea. It was that a good thing or a bad thing. I don't I don't i don't know where this I don't know where this is going. You look like a dark boy.
Speaker: No, I love playing. art I love playing pool too, but I suck. I'm terrible. Like I don't want to play whether I don't whether you call it slops or shits or whatever. I don't want to call myself. I'll call my eight ball. You know what I mean? But I don't want to call every single shot. Let's just fucking play. Yeah. But I'm also the same way with darts. When when when I went down to Tampa, we were we were playing darts and My buddy that I was playing with, he was like, oh, you know, a couple of guys are like, oh, Blake, we're going to whoop your ass. We're going to, we're going to mop the floor with you. So I was like, all right. So first couple of games, I just kind of half ass played. We were in this bar one night. We got there at like five, four or five in the afternoon. We didn't leave until they closed from about eight o 'clock on. I didn't pay for a single beer because we weren't playing for money. We were playing for rounds. Right.
Speaker: So I'm just sitting there and the drunker I got, the better I got just that I didn't pay for a single beer the whole night. And it was like other people in the bar that would come up and want to play. And I was like, hey we're playing, we're playing rounds. You know, if you lose, you buy the next round. So, yeah, I didn't want to go like 20 bucks a game, you know, like let's just fucking play darts and have fun. But I had that entire fucking night, man, did not pay for a single beer once we started playing. only know
Speaker: um land controversy while back note in in the tournaments for darts they no longer allow alcohol I can play sober. ah We used to play darts all the way. When I lived in Charleston, And Cam, I don't think Cam's still here anymore, but Cam can attest that we used to play pool and darts down in my garage all the time. Cause I had them set up and like his, his older brother and his wife would come over. Dude, we sit down there for hours drinking and playing darts. It would be like me and him versus his wife and, and my ex -wife or his wife and me versus him and her or, you know, whatever we would play for hours, man, and just fucking drink.
Speaker: Well, I like love playing darts. That's one of my favorite. It's one of my favorite bar, like a bar game. You know what I mean? Right. Right. Yeah. Well, like my plan is, is to buy myself a pool table and I will literally just play for days. I don't care. I'll let everyone else pile up and I'll just play pool. That's the only way to play darts. You got to have a beer in your hand. or a drink of some sort, you know, some kind of alcoholic beverage when you play a guard. So you got to, you got to have one. I would just be down in the garage by myself and I would play. And then like one of my neighbors would be driving by on their golf cart and be like, what up Glick? I'm just playing darts. You want to play a couple of rounds? Yeah, man. Beer's in the fridge. Yeah. So besides dart and pull, what is other bar games? Like top golf.
Speaker: oh Yes, that's so like a that's like a video game stu okay Well, it's like yeah but he has a bar here
Speaker: you get like you get what top golf and big buck hunter maybe then yeah. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Okay. Well one of those two games there arcade games But they're in every bar you go into one of them if not, both of them are in every bar Well, I don't know for you Jeff down in Mexico, but here in the States and every bar I've been into, and it doesn't matter what state I'm in, I've been to a lot of different states. But every time you go into a bar, those two games are there. One of those two games are there. I actually had a big car counter in my house. It's a fun game. I want one. I want one. Oh, stupid fun, man. Well, like, here, there's there's a bar that that I used to go to with my ex. My wife's not a big bar person. But we used to go to the bar, and it was a bar called La Taberna, where they had, like, Jenga tournaments.
Speaker: And you've ever played Jenga drunk with a bunch of other drunks. It's fucking hilarious. Yeah, they call that I'm not I'm not I'm not saying it. does Yeah, Jenga's Jenga seems to be like in a lot of the the breweries. It's like a it's like a an uppity nothing wrong with breweries, but eventually, you know what I mean? Like breweries kind of have that uppity feel to them. Like snobby, snobby feel. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like it's, it's, it's niched, right? Like I only, I only drink craft beer. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. But you always sing to me.
Speaker: so i drink gingling and craft beer that that's it Well, no, no, that's what I'm saying. Like, cause there's, there's a lot of, there's like, especially when I lived in Charleston, but Charleston's got like, five That was never a thing when I lived in the States. That are amazing. I love, I love their beers and we've, we've got, we've only been to one here or no, I'm sorry, two, but there's one right around the corner. They've got some good beer too. Um, but yeah, kind of having that reputation of being, what is you know, But I don't know. I've never seen i've never i have never seen beer pong played in a bar. I'm not saying it doesn't happen. I've played it. Like the wife and I got bored during during COVID. We bought a bunch of ping pong balls. but mr is wal thatarding but ah but But also you see in a lot of bars, especially if they've got an outdoor area, you've seen cornhole. That's like a bar game all the time, especially in my area. Not something happening here. Only cornhole.
Speaker: No, but I get it. But the only cornhole ever in Mexico was the one I built. Because I built it one during the during COVID. Because I was like, fuck it. I'm bored. I got a bunch of wood laying around. And I built a cornhole set out of old pallets. IPAs are so gross. Yeah, yeah not for me. I just, said yeah I don't, I don't like, but yeah, you, you, any, any bar you go to, it and this is probably more of a state sting. Uh, any bar you go to that has an outdoor area, you're definitely going to be playing cornhole. Most of them have leagues too. Yeah. Do you realize cornhole is a professional goddamn sport that they play on ESPN? Yep.
Speaker: I've watched a few tournaments. I'm like, holy fuck, I've been in the country. Speaking of tournaments. of tournaments. No, it is not a sex game. So you have you you have boards that set up at an angle like this, and they have a hole in the center of them at the top. And I don't know, what are they, 30, 40 feet apart, something like yeah yeah that? Yeah, they're pretty decent distance. And then you have bean bags. You have little bean bags. Yeah. You have bean bags and you underhand them and you throw them. If you land it on the board, you get a point. If he goes in the hole, you get what? Three points, four points, whatever it is. like that yeah But if you put your, you know, I'm trying to describe this and it does sound really fine. If you put three of your bags on the board and one in the hole, that's going to give you six points. But if your opponent puts his bags on your board, on your wood, and one of his bags in your hole, then everybody gets zero points.
Speaker: There's some defense going on. it's It's a fun game. Yeah. It's It's kind of like horseshoes. Yeah, being backed off. Yeah. For adults who drink and go to breweries. Yeah, it's it's kind of like horseshoes. Yeah, there you go. There you go. Well, that's the dumbest down version of that **** game. but yeah so well it's also It's also the quote unquote safer version because horseshoes, they used to actually use real horseshoes and then somebody piss you off, you just throw a horseshoe at them. Well, yeah. So, I mean, yeah somebody's going to use now you can get plastic. It's like Jarts, man. You know, Jarts with the medals makes it but um but and you usually have two teams of two or you can play one on one, whatever you want to do.
Speaker: Um and then you just played uh I think most people played uh 2018 something like that. You know, if if you have 17 points and you put uh four bags on the board and you hit twenty -one, I say you're playing to twenty and you hit twenty -one. Well, you busted, you automatically go back to uh whatever the designated score is, you'll go back to fifteen or some **** like that. so And there's some defense that's played in the game, too. So it's a pretty fun game. I mean, that's a good bar game. I say it from your man. I don't know how well that would work. I will fucking throw cables all day long. I'd actually like to see that.
Speaker: you Have you seen throwing capers, Ben? Yes. It's a telephone pole. Okay. Okay. The telephone pole. Yeah. Yeah. The guys in the kilts. We Charleston every year, they did like a whole festival type thing for, and they would have the Highland game. Man, I so bad wanted to do that. I just, I don't think I would have been any good at it. I just wanted to do it. Just say you've done it. I got some brute strength. You know what I mean? Like I got unnatural strength for a guy who doesn't go to the gym on a regular basis. It's, it's cornencering it's it's one hundred percent what it is. Like when I worked years ago, before my daughter was born,
Speaker: And I worked at two men in the truck and the guys I used to work with, uh,
Speaker: the black guys I used to work with used to tease me all the time. They're like, Glick, you got hillbilly super strength. And I'm like, what is hillbilly super strength? My wife says the same thing about me. like they're Like, you know what retard strength is, right? And I'm like, yeah. And they're like, well, times that by 10 and that's hillbilly super strength. Yeah. They're like, hey, well, I guess I'm not offended by that. I'm i'm cool with that. Yeah, sure. So so couple while yeah I walking out of the house with a fucking refrigerator. They're like, look, what are you doing? Yeah, you're like Lenny from Mice of Men. He's just like, well i don't I don't feel a pain anymore. yeah yeah They wanted me to put it in the truck, so I picked it up and I carried it. and They're like, look, you could have got help or use a dolly or whatever. Speaking of speaking of unusual sports.
Speaker: I was, you know, I, the Olympics are on and I was, I was looking to see, I wanted to see something cool. Sign me up. regy Jeff Tossing fucking signed me up right now. Give me a helmet. i will ah No, there is a sport in the Olympics right now that is actually called, uh, it's, it's speed climbing. yeah They introduced break dancing this year too. Yeah, I saw that. and I was like, key okay, somebody had to go to the bathroom. No, but and to piss I didn't mean to take myself off the screen. I just wanted to turn my camera. on Yeah. I, I assumed as much. I know i had watched, I watched the, uh, the qualifiers for speed climbing. This bitch, she went up a 24
Speaker: you know, foot wall, 24, 30 foot wall in 7 .9 seconds. And I was like, bitches in 7 .9 days, I'll get up there. And it's it's a race. Like it's two people next to each other and they race. I was like, that's kind of cool. So the wall set up exactly the same. Well, I, I'm not sure. Hold on. i got um Let me. because Well, you know my schedule today. I told you earlier, So I was a little late on watching any freaking anything Olympics today. I did watch, I think the men's volleyball just defeated or maybe getting ready to defeat Argentina. Right? So that's good. I think we want to gold in the four, the relay, four relay for the swimming. Like we almost got it by a full second, which was really cool.
Speaker: OK, check this out. I'm going to show this. I'm going to show the one race. but And I don't even think this is the chick that did it. This is speed climbing.
Speaker: Bucket spider women. Holy shit. Right? um That's crazy. This is the qualifiers. Look at them bitches. Who's the country on the ah left? I don't remember. This is a different one. Watch these two. Boom. Boom. That is China on the right and India on the on the left. Or vice versa. Sorry. Six, eight.
Speaker: So when they introduce like a new sport like that, now you have to toss, now you have to toss Jeff. I knew what you were thinking. He'll be he'll be there eventually you can toss him But I'm just saying that's that's that's quick like I was there a winch that was this was there a winch that was assist assisting them No, no, it's a safety harness Basically if they if they miss because you saw that chick jump If they miss it works like the safety harness you you wore that one day. It's retractable and
Speaker: And it you know if you fall more than so fast, it locks like a seatbelt. Yeah, it's a big bastard too. Yeah. I've seen them. I mean, they're they're pretty hefty duty. Yeah. I mean, that i I was flicking through YouTube trying to find something to watch. And I saw that and I was like, when is this happening? I want to watch the who's good and gold. Because it was impressive as fuck. Yeah. The biking was pretty fun to watch today. It just sucks us raining so bad over there. Yeah. ah like The biking is cool when they can like go flat out, but maybe every time they had to hit a turn, they had to like slow way down. yeah damn So it was like 37 minutes. They have BMX in in
Speaker: speaking of here's what's fucked up so far about the Olympics already the Australian team bicycling team had their band broken into all their shit stolen luckily their parks weren't in the van they were able to recover it um the I can't remember the other team the girls team of I can't remember what they did but their their room got broken into they had to leave their game early Uh, the Canadian, I think it was the Canadian soccer team, two of the girls got kicked out for flying a drone over somebody else's fucking game to quote unquote, get an advantage. I was like, yeah, Canadian, uh, soccer, their soccer team, their coach get banned from the Olympics or some shit. No, it was, it was two of the players. They brought a drone over the stadium. Oh, there was something that I seen. I didn't read the article, but the headline said that, uh,
Speaker: Can't I think it was Canada's I don't know who's the women's soccer or men's soccer, but their coach is famous Interesting. Well, but you know you had the high -speed rail. That's people were throwing shit on the tracks or something over there as well Yeah, fucking people don't it was it was the coach it was the coach. You know fucking are you man? and It keeps coach out of the Olympics. I Don't just say they were sort of called spying. So in what 2026 we have it here, right? so is it in vegas Well I'm not sure. It's almost every four years. It is. No, it's every two years. Every two years for sport. So, like, in two years, we'll have the Winter Olympics. Then in two years, we'll have the Summer Olympics. Right. But here's the thing. Let's have the Winter Olympics in the goddamn desert. That makes sense. No. Well, here's the funny thing. Maybe it's four years. There's a Olympics coming back here. Well, I saw this the other day.
Speaker: 15 years ago 26 cities put in their bid yeah or hosting the Olympics this year there was two Because the cities don't make any money He does not go up and it costs more money than they make even with advertising and and tickets and tourism and that you you put all this money into a big fuck off stadium and then it doesn't get any use and Hey, Benji, the yeah Super Bowl could be in Cleveland here. And and some years down the road, you could come up to Ohio. We go to the Super Bowl together. It's not like our teams are going to be there. It's not like either one of our teams would be there. I actually got to come up to Cincinnati pretty soon, unfortunately. Yeah, yeah that sucks. I'm going to have like a death in the family. Yeah. ah Yeah.
Speaker: Well, that sucks, but Cincinnati's family dying. right Are you? so twenty twenty eight olympics Are going to be in Los Angeles? Yeah, you heard that, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so you're murdering these people No, I don't even know if it'll be six months. It's gonna be before that probably okay oh you go on and more more detail than that because like got i just admit to Preplanning right theyre are already yeah their own they're like in the step before hospice already. Yeah ah okay Okay, so they got the distance they got the death sentence from the doctor. Yeah yeah It literally sounded like my cousin. He's 20. We're gonna fucking kill him.
Speaker: but um I'm not going to be on Monday because there's going to be a death in my family. Yeah, I'll be going to the Cincinnati area and yeah sometimes. Going to Cincinnati is worse than losing somebody in your family. Let's be honest. say I don't know which is worse. I haven't been up to the Ohio area in quite a while. You haven't missed anything. ah no no I No, actually 20 plus years. I haven't missed anything. Actually, you have. You've missed a lot. Ohio is doing big things, man. Everybody's moving. Like all these companies are moving to Ohio, man. It's like the, uh, we're the new Silicon Valley. It's weird. That sucks. Am I anti to same date? i had Oh shit. That sucks. Like he way to bring the show down. yeah very
Speaker: Water. Saturday with their lawyer out. um that that does suck. Uh sorry. Okay. Anniversary date of uh man's **** eight hour drive from my house. Yeah. Gross. I know. That's why I don't you do it. You you can do it in six. I know it in four. You mean the right vehicle? Yes, Jeff. I know you went from Ohio to Brownsville, Texas. hey We get it. We get it. Give me the right motorcycle. I can get anywhere in four hours. cause It'll be stolen.
Speaker: jeff i would like There's a Walmart two minutes from my house. Why did it take you four hours to get there, Jeff? I had the right motorcycle. Glick. I went to the one in California.
Speaker: no not not I'm sorry to hear about your uh your your family member bench that does suck and sorry that today's anniversary and today's a shitty day for you like you but uh you know what let's let's let's replace the the the the bad with good times let's do that and and shenanigans and fuckery can brought on by this asshole or I could leave the show and Jeff and cheffin Jeff and Blaze could be like
Speaker: We're gonna talk about motorcycles and hey we had a good time you weren't here so welcome welcome welcome to Sunnyside's retirement home, and we're live Hey, we had to wait for Blaze's medicine to kick in woow woo What's up old people raised the roof raised the roof everybody Okay, this is gonna be a fun show. It's not we were asked by Guantanamo to to make it a little bit more a boring so there was can clears some themselves yeah Is that what it was yeah but i was like what I was like god these just this podcast is fucking horrible. but Oh shit. That's my podcast but's how i felt That's how I felt Tuesday night Yeah, but that's how I felt Tuesday night I had the replay and I was I listened to it for a little bit I was playing Call of Duty
Speaker: And I was waiting on Nicki to get home from work. And I was like, God, these guys suck. Who would listen to this fucking podcast? What show are you talking about? Ours last Saturday. one here be a don No, Tuesday night when I did the when i did the ah well the throwback. And I was like, what the fuck am I listening to? These guys are terrible. And I was like, oh, wait, that's me and Jeff. Yeah that was our third episode ever. That was fun to watch though. Yeah well and then i I almost die at the end. Yeah that was the fun part I was talking about. Yeah poor poor delusional old people who think that anybody wants to watch them play games that are 30 years old on their PC trying to go live at the same time as us and go against us.
Speaker: I love how you think it's against us. Like the internet is so small. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He does it intentionally. And I just like to, I, every once in a while I like to, I like to throw a little poke at the bear just so I'll spice up his show because his show is so lame and boring and nobody watches it except for like some clinically old bag and, and, and then some other couple losers. Yeah, that it's just like I'll spice his show up because I'll make a comment and then he'll spend three hours talking about Us and it's just like thanks for the say our name at least give us yeah you can Props credit where crits do You know, he does he does it every Friday and Saturday night. He goes live play some stupid ass game That's like 30 years old. Nobody watches him. So Because he thinks he's getting us. Yeah
Speaker: yeah yeah
Speaker: We didn't bring anything down. If anybody brought anything down, it was Benji. It's his fault. Because he's talking about. Well, he's talking about murdering people.
Speaker: Premeditated, no less. I've had enough of Uncle Jeff. Time for him to die. We're going to go knock him off. Go ahead, I'm back. Merle had to die. Yeah, there you go. Little fucking Earl, man. Now, so, Benji, you watch Deadpool. What do you think without spoilers? I said we're not talking about it no more. Shut up. Nobody asked you straight in action. you i was i you know I was sitting here watching it at the desk here. How about this? The one critique I can say about the action. Maybe maybe cut back on the rib shots. I could kind of do with a little less of those. That that was kind of weird, but the first.
Speaker: The first Wolverine they brought in was fun. Yes. The very, very, very first one. Yeah. Well, no, like every time somebody would pop up on the screen, I'm like, oh, I'm sitting there screaming my head off and laughing my ass on them. I would have to explain stuff. Shit. So there was one specific character they brought in. that they brought in years ago and Seb was gonna get a movie and my son was in there and he knew he was coming in and he fucking turns and looks at me and then my face is like, holy fuck. Oh shit. Right who this is. Remember how you said earlier, there's a good thing where they ask you twice if you're sure about him doing a show.
Speaker: Mm, what? and then the scream and they they ask you, are you sure you want to? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I almost ended the stream. but Oh, Jesus. I was trying to go back to the comments on my screen and accidentally. Oh, yeah, it's right there above it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. ah the The double. What's that come up tomorrow on your show? ah We're going to be talking about the the Corvette CR ZR one, the new one. Yeah. And and it is a monster. well I got some video clips and then of course, I'm sure Benji and I'll have I I think it's coming after your Mustang, buddy They need to right they need to get an a major weing They have to get into the European racing You guys are going super early tomorrow aren't you yeah, well Benji's got you he's got a thing to do he's got a inspection and
Speaker: Actually, it actually works out perfect because I was trying to I was trying to work around you guys and I'm not actually you know what I need you guys in to show early I Have a new show that I have to do tomorrow, so I need you guys I like I Uh, what time are you going live? One o 'clock to be done by like one 15, one 20. Is that correct? No, no, no, no. I was, I talked to Jeff about it as soon as yesterday when this came up and I, and I told him, I was like, let me know when you guys are going to go live because I don't want to interrupt you guys. I want to either go before or after you guys without, without interruption. But the sad part about it is I have Monday.
Speaker: Tuesday, Wednesday, I'm hosting, I'm doing shows. Right. And Thursday night is and a a blazes show. And then Friday kids go back to their moms. So it's just like, shit are you doing blazes show on Thursday? Not this Thursday. I don't know who's on there this Thursday. I don't need it. I know maybe it comes back up tonight. We'll find out. No, I have no idea. ah No, I told Blaze. I absolutely want to do. believe I absolutely want to be on there. um I want to do Blaze. Yeah. getting lunch yeah yes First and foremost, I'm the boss here. So I get first crack. It's my network. So I never heard anybody.
Speaker: Trust me. we've already established that she's been part of an old no If you go after me, you won't even be able to tell. I'm just saying. it was Like damn. That's funny. He's like a brand new virgin boozy right here. You sure never had anything? No? Are you sure? It's awfully wet down here though. so i've only ground like that explains a lot like see the inprint in your hip
Speaker: There's a hand print on your ass. Who's the man? im done yeah yeah it was a good friend i need two minutes yeah know mean three and a half minutes Two minutes. What the hell am I going to do with the other minute and 30 seconds? kind know right
Speaker: Hey, I'm here to win. Yeah. So we got to go a little bit early tomorrow. Yeah. so go I don't ever work weekends like ever, but the schedule so packed this week, I had to be up at fucking eight something this morning. It's like, Hey, I had to throw another one on you because we hired a new guy for Charlotte and he doesn't like crawl spaces. and you can see the **** writing off. They do all parts of the house. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I was going to say it's a different side of the company. Okay. Okay. Okay. I was going to say, isn't that what your company does is crawl space? I mean, that should be enough.
Speaker: That's just Benji's division. Benji runs the division for crawl spaces. I didn't realize you guys did everything. I'm like, wait a minute. I saw the, I saw the giant question mark. looks face like So why did you guys hire this motherfucker? So he, so I don't live here in Charlotte. So sometimes they have to find the water mitigation crew something to do. So they did like this clean out of a crawl space and he was wide asking about it. and But you have to do the clean out and a fungal remediation treatment in the same day in order for you to go back the next day to do it. Because you have to allow dry time for the chemical. Yeah, because you put the vapor barrier down. Correct. well he didn't Well, they didn't get to it the the same day. So it took them two days to do a one day job. Well, I look at the fuck, he's the boss is texting me and he was like, oh, we added another one to you. But the fucking locations are an hour apart.
Speaker: I'm like, dude, this this doesn't fucking work. and And I go and I pull up the shit and I was like, dude, this is like 1100 square foot. I'm like, I threw my daughter in the van. I was like, hey, do you mind just sitting in the car for like 90 minutes and let me just go knock this whole motherfucker out by myself. So I went up in Charlotte and just knocked out a whole job today. And I did an 88 minutes and I was like, what the hell else am I supposed to do? And then I had another person call me and was like, can you come look at my house on and like five o 'clock? And I was like, Sure. and That's when I texted Jeff. I was like, look, dude, I i've just got too much going on because I'm in Charlotte because I'm not here enough. So I ended up getting stacked up with a shitload of stuff to do. Who's that? Who is that girl? Really? Benji, just the water in the van. You know, just randomly throw. You sound like you're just randomly throwing girls. My daughter. You need help blink twice. Yeah, blink twice. yeah yeah Don't worry. i will cousin Awesome guy. Pretty awesome. and She's an awesome chick.
Speaker: Did his van say free candy and puppies? And you're like, always give me free candy. He buys all my food. I like candy and puppies. I guess I'll go with this strange bald man. but I got good puppies, too, right? He does. He does. They're just scoring the van. I'm like, get in the van, little girl. We're going to Charlotte. Yeah. You wrote with me. As long as I got my phone, I don't care. Yeah. She's good.
Speaker: but she yeah okay yeah we ba us teenage girl right there Yeah, but if she told me she didn't want to I would shut the whole thing down like I just get to a Monday by myself Yeah, that's how it goes, right? I better told him it's against my religion to work on Sundays So so I drove three hours yesterday No, I like four hours because they threw something on me right before I came out of right before I had to go out of town like motherfucker and it was an hour away and So I had to drive an hour there, then I had to go do that for two minutes. I had to go do some insurance stuff for the job. And then, yeah, I mean, it just is what it is. And then I drove three hours. I pick her up and immediately go sit and Deadpool for, and that's a solid ass two hour movie. That is two hours. And it was like, oh. That hurts when you leave. Dude, I got to buy tickets. I hand her the tickets. And she's like, where are you going? I said, straight to the bathroom.
Speaker: I was like, I need to go right now. but And then, ah yeah, it's like, shit, man. And then I'm like, then we go hit the grocery store, because I'm going to be here for a few days. And I'm like, ooh, I'm getting fucking chorizo, because I'm addicted to chorizo, and I'm getting some other shit. And then I'll leave, and like and it's such a pain in the ass where the grocery store's at. And as soon as I get out, I'm like, fucking forget to get queso cheese. Yeah. I'm like, fuck! So then we had to come home and cook a pizza. I was like, damn, I was like, then that's what we went out today. And I was like, I'm getting a fucking, I'm getting that queso. I mean, Mexican food, I am a sucker for it, man. I'm telling you, you need to come down here and you'll leave 400 pounds. What is, what exactly is a chorizo? Chorizo? Just a sausage meat. Yeah. It's, it's, it's, it's a, it's a spicy sausage. And it looks like ground beef. Love sausage in his mouth.
Speaker: Oh, all of it. a Hold one pound of it, buddy. Put all your meat in my mouth. Dude, have you never had chorizo? So chorizo is a, it's a, it's a ground pork in a sausage. Yeah, so it's just ground pork. But yes. It's just sausage. It's all of it. Yeah, but it's made of a couple different ways though. So you can get it in like a sausage link or you can get it like ground beef style. But I prefer ground beef style. Oh, I buy the links. Damn right. um I buy the links all the time. Fucking chorizo is stupid good. So you're just searching up sausage? All the time. I eat fucking chorizo probably three plus days a week. Yeah. Hey, ladies. It's awesome. You know chorizo too? I love chorizo, dude. Oh my god, Glick, you got to try this, dude. It is. Dude, I am fucking addicted to it.
Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here. His height of his height of Mexican food is **** Taco Bell. Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first. Three out of four members of the Nonsense World Network enjoy sausage in their mouth. but I sure do. yeah It is not shaow like that. And now, ladies you and gentlemen, you know, they got the job here. It is not. I like those. I like those Johnsonville broths with its teresel Yeah. I prefer the even choose are you with the guy who's lived in Mexico, lived in Mexico for 22 years on how it's pronounced. It's a goddamn Mexican sausage. All right. Yeah. gli you You seriously got to try it. The habitat. Not chorizo chorizo. Yeah. that probably I so probably had it to be a hundred percent honest with you. probably know what i was you know what i You know what I was thinking? It was when you, when you
Speaker: You know, when you go to like, and Jeff, this doesn't apply to you and like you, this doesn't apply to you. Uh, uh, but you know, when you go to Speedway that's i have a th okay and those little tornadoes that they have, like not like that at all that's what I was thinking it was. It was like a little fucking, uh, tortilla shell with shit inside of it. I thought that's what it was. I don't think that's, that's a, that's ducky though. Yeah. I don't think I'd want to eat. that's unless I'm cooking it. Like I want it fresh. Like I want their delicious gas station food is delicious. No, no gas station is but not that probably already. I want to cook it myself. ah sheri So it's it's spelled chorizo but it's about chorizo. No, you don't the T it does not have a th. So
Speaker: I've lived in Mexico for 22 years. I've never heard the TH sound. Maybe it's just her accent. and' the t It's It's chorizo. Actually, hold on. You know who says it really good is Kevin. Hold on. Cavon. Come here. I need you. My Spanish kid with an English name. Come here. Spanish is Mexican. spanish no They're all Mexican to me. Spaniards, Puerto Ricans, Cubanos. They're all Mexican. Blaze, what's up, my guy? Oh, not much. How are you doing? I am well. How are you doing? I wanted to acknowledge you. I was not ignoring you. i right by Hey, how is the delay still there? Or is it going? It's like ah it's like second like it's it's it's it's it's a It's gotten a lot better. But I still got just a little.
Speaker: How do you say chorizo? That's fine. so least At least it's not like four, seven seconds. I found out if I use incognito on Chrome, and it helps that. Anyway. But chorizo. Lindsay, I don't think I've ever seen you here on a Saturday. Say it He's been here a couple times. Not a lot. Oh, yeah. Well, he was here on Saturday nights before Blaze came back around. Yeah, a long time ago. Well, he had to show that I got really busy and then yeah i't really I called his bitch ass out because he was in the chat talking all kinds of shit. Oh, man. That was.
Speaker: let me go welcome like You've lost the battle on the face. I made your favorite. I made your favorite. It's Jeff for D time. i i don't i don't care how it's pronounced i just wanted to know what it was i didn't know i um i've probably had it ah to be honest with you alice i don't know i don't know you know that it was't justla I don't know like he's he's been to a couple Mexican restaurants. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it's not on very many Mexican restaurants in the States like at all. No, no, no, like like so hold on a second. So I guess the real question is it's ah it's it's sausage whether it's beef sausage or pork sausage. Is it seasoned like you know if I go and buy again, this is and this is a state thing. It might be in Ohio. Actually, it's definitely the
Speaker: It's it's started here in Ohio, but I know you can get Bob Evans at the grocery store everywhere in the States. So I get bobs here drive me i said in the States, Jeff, I know, I know, I know. So like if I go and I buy bob it hot Mexican sausage in my mouth inside that little bladder that they pack the sausage, it's just seasons, season different. And that's what makes it Rizzo or chorizo. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't eat it. I don't eat the links like that though. You like the patties? No, I like the ground. The ground version. Yeah, because I want it like and because I want to put black beans and corn and all I just want to hookru sort to know what the hell it is. I don't care. I just want to know what the hell it is.
Speaker: It's it spicy heaven in your mouth that's what i want right there buddy give me though you were you want a one you want you want to ah ter thereo helper correct but i want like not cheese ko black corn like i want i want like i want like a loaded nacho with it that's how i eat it terito okay I don't know. offer you breakfast bre I know how it's pronounced or where it's from or anything else. I just don't know what the hell it is. So, it's just seasoned sausage. Like, yeah, this is the, and if this is a brand I buy here. Yeah, it's Spanish sausage.
Speaker: sauceuup but it is the Yeah, that's what I'll play. What's going to blow your mind is they have a I'm going to show you the I probably haven't had it. It's not like salami. It's not like you know it's not hard. It's soft. It's not hard meat. It's not a wreck. It's placid. It's soft meat, not hard meat. but but but sister you know, the first one of my first couple days here, I saw this and I have like five pictures of me next to the truck. This is the bread company here. Bimbo. I've seen that. I've seen that branded down in the this is good **** bread. I love this bread. so Yeah, we got we got we got we got that bread. We got that bread here in the state. I think I've seen it in Ohio but I've seen it down in South Carolina. I believe so. It cracks me up every time i see
Speaker: i just and walk out road remember and You might know a little bit of something about soft meat. so legging tony soft de my meat My meat is so soft you can pour it into an ice cream cone. Ice cream machine's broken, sorry. it you get soft served Okay. I want some soft serve blazing. How do I get that? Wait a minute. I've had, I had that the other night behind the rest stop. It's talk Taco Bell compliments to the chef. Soft serve blazing is a, it's nice.
Speaker: My soft serve starts with Taco Bell and ends with me giving 50 ,000 K's some money.
Speaker: ah I've never had that problem before either, lady. We have something else in common. Ain't no soft meat around me.
Speaker: Oh man, I guess it's about high tide. We took a break, isn't it? Yeah. Real quick break. Jeff was like, yeah. I know. I came up here. I always come up here before break time. It is what it is. Has anybody popped up besides old Benji boy? No, Benji dated. Nobody else has. you know Well, when you discovered that Benji's plotting a murder, Yeah, apparently Cincinnati. That's cool. I'm only aware of the mafia madman. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, Benji said I have a death in the family suit in Cincinnati, so Benji is apparently going to Cincinnati to murder somebody. I'm not saying so. So if Glick wants to do a live stream, I'll be in the area. There you go. You'll actually be. You'll be about two hours away from me by an hour and a half, two hours away from you.
Speaker: Well, I drove eight hours so you can make the other two. yeah but don't you coming I'll let you know. the I mean, I mean, if it's, if it's, if it's feasible, uh, and, and possible, uh, you know, depending upon when you come up and whatnot, I don't, shit I'll make the drive down to say hello and see and meet you in person and you can finally, uh, pay up your end of the deal for being on the network. Hey, you know what I mean? yeah Slob on my nom, like corn on the cob. Check in with me and do your job. I have to wear the belt ah have to wear glickx belted on the back of my neck. yeah I'll wrap it or i'm gonna wrap it around your neck.
Speaker: I don't know. I'm probably not coming now, guys. Oh, I'm going to be coming, but I'm definitely coming. I'm going to say the flowers up there and be like my best wishes. Sorry for the loss. I'm just Cincinnati and experience a little Fifty Shades of Glick. Oh, man. Gross. Come on, Benji. I heard you're good at the hot too. to chilly don't heard right
Speaker: but I'm from Ohio. Please. And you shut your fucking forre mouth about the Skyline Chili. I've never What's that? I've never I've never had it. and I'm from Ohio. Yeah, me neither. Are you really from Ohio, Benji? They put chocolate in it. It's disgusting. Listen, please. I've had enough of your fucking shit. You leave Skyline out of this goddamn conversation. ohio chile makes me hawk too all over the sidewalk yeah
Speaker: I don't know what it is about Sky like Chile. I think they put crack in it and I think that's why all of us from Ohio like it. I think I need I need to go and try it when I'm up next. Uh for some reason I haven't had or maybe it's where I'm from. It's it's not. Holy **** You know what? Where are you from in Ohio? Uh Aberdeen. The best place
Speaker: were Yeah, no, I know I don't know what it is about Skyline I love Skyline, but I'm a chili. I'm a chili dog guy man. I'm a chili dog guy and um I'm um um um you know um'm um'm a dude that went to some I was in first time I was in in New York City I Think I don't want to fucking that's disgusting cardboard with grease on it that you call pizza. There was some sketchy **** dude on a street corner selling chili dogs in New York City and I was like, that's what I want. Oh, dude. I **** that street corner chili. No, speaking of skyline chili, you know how you said they got chocolate in it. What it, what does this look like to you? Skyline chiy
Speaker: no that is that is chicken their and and it's so it's that's it's you talk like suttered and skylin know moley it's molan mole is a it's ah it's a mexican dish oh no we and it the first i was mr chocolate on my chicken i'll show you how i'm show you that i'm from a but on my chicken You can't get these unless you're in Ohio unless you and like off the shelf unless you order them This is how Ohio I am. like this Those aren't real. ohio teams I sit don cotucky the other no no no no made in Cincinnati right there. Those are like the best chips. They're pretty damn good. Now, I saw this at a at a stop here in Kentucky somewhere. so me yeah Yeah, we got like bags of these. dog tur That's what it looks like.
Speaker: but i teacher The best chips in Ohio are Jones potato chips. Jones soda. Jones potato chips. You can only buy them in Ohio. And take a break and then play assault and then come back and do it. Yeah, that's how the locals say it, Leggy. What's that? Does Mexico have potato chips or they have corn chips? I buy Doritos. but you you only get a couple of flavors. You get hot cheese and cocaine or plain.
Speaker: No, does Mexico have like their own brand of potato chips? Not really. We buy Doritos and shit. Well, they do. They have um they're actually by I don't know what they're called.
Speaker: um they're They're made by Barnell. Which is an American company that's leasing a building down there making potato chips. Right. So, well, actually, hold on. I found a picture with all the different. That's where I'm from in Ohio. A little tiny. What is that?
Speaker: Those are chips that I buy here. Here we go. Chipotle, lemon, jalapenos. That chipotle one. I would definitely give that chipotle one. Does that say andaconda? Does that say andaconda down there? I can't see. No, it's it's i can't but it's like it's got ketchup on. It's gross. Fuck that. But the jalapeno ones are fucking awesome. The problem with the jalapeno chips, they're not consistent. They're either stupid hot or mild. That's the kind of tell what the deal is with these like the lower you get in the bag, the more fucked up and start sweating you get. That's where all the season it is. It's all down to the bottom. where Where is Aberdeen, Ohio? Directly south. like It's like on the fucking river, dude. It's like 45 minutes southeast of Cincinnati. Have you never had these chips? Look.
Speaker: If you go 45 minutes south of Cincinnati, you're in Kentucky. Southeast, southeast. Yeah, you can only go east. Would like to southeast on the river like all like because that's what separates. There you go, Glick. I got a picture since the red dot point red dot on there at the bottom of Sabardine like borderline north. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. because since yeah i mean Cincinnati is like right at the Ohio Kentucky border, literally right there that red dot, well that's what i'm saying but it's still below it though.
Speaker: Well, yeah, quote unquote technical. Yeah. Yeah. If you fall in the river, you know, yeahing there's just nos and you just keep going. You can see Paul Brown stadium, like Paul Brown stadium and red stadium and where air cats, uh, sports complexes and then like stop would be where the heroin needles are and all that. that' Yeah. yeah yeah yeah but I mean, it's literally the Paul Brown stadium is literally on the, on the border of, uh, Ohio and Kentucky. That's why we keep trying to give the Bengals to Kentucky. but not even Kentucky wants the bangles. Thanks. Hey, is Ohio started selling recreational weed yet? Yeah. When do we start? It's legal, but I don't think the dispensaries have already started selling. There's like only a certain
Speaker: It's very soon. How can you do that? He's up here acting a fool about the ah recreational weed. He's going to get himself voted that office is what he's going to do. OK, Ohio is closer to why we didn't know the noise. Oh, yeah. I recommend you drive like up to Central Ohio, ah particularly like about 45 minutes east of Columbus and buy your weed there. Why is that? Because Glick needs the money.
Speaker: I'm going to blow up my spot bench. I know a guy, Blaze. Blaze, I know a guy who knows a guy. I'm just trying to say, I want to make sure you take care of him. His name's Jeff. He's from Ohio. yeah you'll get the you'll get the friends of any yeah You'll get the friends and family discount, all right? I'm just trying to take care of you. We got some good stuff, too. I mean, he's got you. That's right. He's got it. hey I got you. I mean, he's got you, Blaze. but
Speaker: Glick knows who's got you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know people who know people. but you got a yeah You got a plug, I see. Well, yes and no. Yes and no. The only plug he has is the one sitting on the side of his freaking knife. Give me every time with the dogs. It's got a foxtail on it.
Speaker: What are you doing, Jenna? What does the Glick say? about my my my madame and um
Speaker: You want a chip? I gave her a chip earlier. Oh, Annie. You can't have it. and I was like, I'm just going to have to take it. um sorry Let's not. Let's take ourselves a real quick little breaky poo here. um Come back. Do another kind of shenanigans and fuckery. We can get into, Oh, you know what? Since the guys are right down the road, uh, I was hoping to get there tonight, but unfortunately it did not work out as well. Uh, uh, I would have had to take another night off and Nikki had to work and all that other stuff, but a shout out to the guys over in, uh, over Tennessee. Holy water. They're right up the road for me. They're at a rock festival this weekend. Uh, I don't know. They're probably done by now.
Speaker: But this is their newest single. It's a cover of Warren Zeder's Pretty Little Poison. However, I think they did it better. Go ahead and check out Tennessee Holy Water on all social media and everywhere you stream music. Show the guys some love and let them know I sent you. We'll be back here in just a few minutes.
Speaker: every night around this time it's like she knows i'm lonely rolls up when the wine is gone like a record on repeat laning on old memories talking about what we used to be she'll probably be the
Speaker: I'm holding
Speaker: For me, she is the one I pick Nothing else I do to pick She's all I need, she's my pretty little boy's love My heartache and mine With the kids on the list just like cyanide Yeah, she came the moment when I knew
Speaker: Oh
Speaker: Oh yeah, a little Tennessee Holy Water with their cover of Pretty Little Poison. Check that song out everywhere you stream music and on all social media. Go show the guys some love. Tennessee Holy Water, they're not hard to find. Hopefully they had a good show tonight. They were performing at the Kshokden Rock Fest right up the road for me tonight. I told them when they got done to go ahead and get on over, we'll drink some beers on the patio.
Speaker: log black food yeah What's that? I said, tell him Glick sent you. Yeah, tell him Glick sent you. Tell him Marge Glick sent you. Come on, Marge. And I have not forgot about getting my buddy on the show, Eric, for you. Yeah, you got it. Yeah, you got it. It's a little tough for me to live here. It's a little tough for me to kind of get linked up. Yeah, well, it's probably tough since the only thing you use is that fucking rotary dial phone, too. no
Speaker: you have a **** That's what I got. I'm **** Benji and it's still 1963 here. We have party lines. God damn it. Hey, he got, he finally got WhatsApp. That's that's working. Yeah. But anyway, welcome back to this. Yeah, but I'm missing about it too though. Yeah. Yeah. It only took me three weeks. It only took me three weeks. What the **** are you doing? Yeah, I can I can only
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Speaker: Yeah. He's going to tickle your team on Thursday night. It's a Thursday night. It's twice then. On two different devices. You know get a double tickler. That's right. morning Yeah, man. Thursday night, team tickler. All right. There we go. ah It's a debate show, but it's not a serious debate. I think, what what's what's your tagline? ah It's not typical. It's nonsensical. It's nonsensical. There you go. And and it was 100 % nonsensical this past Thursday night on the debut show. So check it out if you haven't already. Friday nights is a hashtag. what I guess hashtag Flashback Friday slash the newest show that will debut tomorrow night. We've got new things popping up all the time. That's right, Liggy.
Speaker: ah time man Friday night, which actually they do in tomorrow, but it will be on Fridays or Saturdays. I don't know when it'll be there. Just watch out for Cassius corner. If you're a wrestling fan, if you're into wrestling, click junior, baby Sasquatch, the champ junior, whatever you want to call him. My little man has his own show. It'll be me and him. maybe me hey no pop out worth that However, we're going to be making our summer slam. That's going to be the newest show. We got, we got. when one door closes, a better door opens. We had two doors closed on us in the last couple of weeks. And when... Oh yeah, that's right. Hey, you do it I was going to say, Leggy, we don't spell shit like that around here anymore.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we spell it properly. If you're going to call for the gold. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we yeah yeah. We close a couple of doors on us. Well, guess what? The old Squatch, old Glick Squatch said I'm kicking the biggest door down I can find. And I and we got we got who's argument it is anyways. And we got the newest show coming up as well. Cassius Corner.
Speaker: I'm kind of stoked at my that. my son is taking in an interest in podcasting and and, and, and, and he, and he's into wrestling, you know, two things that I'm really into. So let's fucking rock and roll and let's do this shit. I look forward to it. Yeah. Saturday nights is this show right here. Nonsense. Well, nonsense. And then Sundays, the two guys that are like right here, one guy below me and one guy beside me. Really? Hold on. Wait, I can't. I can't figure out how it will. There and there. Oh, wait. wait there I got it. Yeah, they're in there. These two guys right here. that will too if If you got a Big Mac and it'll fit in their garage, they're going to talk about it. fix yeah yeah and and The two guys on the bottom. ah Jeff and Benji, if they they're doing Jeff's garage or fits in the garage and it's got a motor, they're going to talk about it. So if you're into cars, that's your thing.
Speaker: check them out on sundays men are doing their shit where we all this and monday We are going early we're going at one Eastern so like you'll be awake, so I expect you to She's always awake dude. she't i know She's always there. I fucking vampire over here um Yeah, we're going early tomorrow cuz then he's got shit to do in our normal schedule time and then ah You're doing your wrestling show tomorrow, too. Mm -hmm So so so Glick will fill our slot. Yeah, I'm so big I can fill both of your slots at the same time. Yeah, no one ever. You know, I've never said that before early ever before. It just felt good to say it. That's the first time I ever got to say that. So let me have my moment, Jeff, and go fuck yourself.
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Speaker: Uh, say you're welcome because for the entirety of your reruns next week, you have something to talk about every day of the week now, yeah but I just said there. So you're welcome. I help answer the ladies question. We're going to eventually bring up bulbos. So yeah, we went to there for that. There's a couple of great bulbos. Yeah. Great crash. but didn
Speaker: So you know what's funny is I was doing a delivery yesterday and on the message it was telling me that they're in the driveway is a black Jeep and a black BMW. Now I pulled up to the right address and I'm looking at the driveway that's a black Jeep and a black Audi and I'm like, how do you not know what kind of car you drive? I wish I was that rich. I wish I was that stupid because every time I see a car, I instantly go, I know what that is. yeah much yeah Like, I, like, and obviously this is something there's there's a ah challenge I want to do. for e goodnight It's, uh, and I want to have like one or one or two other people on there. It's a, um, logo challenge.
Speaker: And i've I've only been stumped once. I was watching one on TikTok the other day, and I was like, oh my God, I don't know what that is. And then I went into a deep dive after I figured out what it was. I don't know. There's a couple of tough ones out there, though. Citroen's got me a couple of times. Yeah, that's because it's just not here. It's a European thing, yeah. I have no clue why that car's not here because I believe it. Nobody cares about Europeans.
Speaker: says did Does it doesn't say no he cared about i say that jimmyy didnt say that That's exactly why they redesigned their cars like i know this All this young money's going to the European market so might as well jump in yeah, what is Volvo Volvo I know it's a car Jeff shut the fuck up, but it's Swedish Okay Yeah, that was my question. I had to cut Jeff off before he was like, it's a guard, dummy. No, I knew what you meant. I knew what you meant as soon as you said it. But no, it's actually not Swedish. It's a... I'll ask Leggy. Leggy, what's a Volvo? They're Swedish. Huge and huge on the ice. You're a peeing, I'm a peeing.
Speaker: They're amazing on ice. fuck yeah
Speaker: no i don't i i don' I mean, I don't know anything about Volvo's. I mean, I not my style, ah you know, but I hear there are fantastic cars. I'm just yeah, actually, owned bla yeah I them. Yeah, I hear ladies are bigger fan of BMW's. Oh, yeah. Said no one ever. Oh, you didn't speed in. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker: yeah Yeah, they are. That's that's where the chef from the Muppets is from. Yeah, I enjoy. my being guiltyed my workable They're really good cars. do do I figured Celtic Vikings prefer like a ah Range Rover or some **** or a Land Rover. Oh. Why they're like, no, I'm just sorry. Just ignore me. and Yeah. william wols but have you have you seen that pick of ah of her car, Chris. Not. Did you guys get to see that? Oh, no. Did you send you that, Jeff, by chance? Yeah, she said it to me. and I put I showed it on the show. It's going to learn. You said that to me and I said, Fucking rock that shit. That is bad. Right. I want to say that's all. I'll get it. I'll get it here.
Speaker: Dude, I would totally like, I almost want to get that for my car and just drive around and put like the nonsensical network on it and just drive around town. Oh, that sign. Yes. We saw that. sign Yeah. i bet you might should that Like a picture of her. as yeah but they're all closed now though I mean, I don't know. I don't go around doing a sentence. census of are you faulted by I really don't know. So you're the first that I know. that like eighteen years i would know a total of three celtic viking warrior camp i would imagine that that's what they like
Speaker: with you still ne alcohol they funny shit when you said picture first i didn't think of the sign because you talking about kelter vikes i thought there was a picture of her dressed up like a kton bike oh no i would have imagine think that you the picture of and ice cream and i would imagine that There's quite a you of yeah because i know the the Vikings or Norse or whatever we're up in that area and um but leg like yeah i'm sorry wait hold on You need to make it bigger says for Vikings only live once You need to make it bigger so it goes bumper to bumper I yeah yeah I wouldn't make I would leave it exactly how it is like you don't mess read that it just rock that fucking bit own that shit Yeah Just find it own the hell out of it
Speaker: I want to get one. I want to get one. I want to get one and throw it up on my equal not sit for the nonsensical network that's awesome it's a great score it's one larry Dude that's freaking awesome. Are you kidding me? Right? I would do rock that. I would totally rock that. it's It's totally awesome if you're trying Castle like in the back of the picture. Yeah. Did you see that? simply Yeah, that's that's the that's the Correct me if I'm wrong like you, but that's the inspiration for Harry Potter, that castle. I don't need to dress up as what I am. nice I wish you wanted it to be real play, but I mean, it's a different conversation. Yeah, that's why I don't have to dress up as a Native American Sasquatch either. I'm the real fucking Indian castle. Gotcha. Gotcha. Edinburgh.
Speaker: what you know mad they so much are know man it's edenburg it so butock stu head burrow so and fucking burrow it's edenburg you go see the ice fashion
Speaker: She's gonna get a plane ticket from Edinburgh all the way over over to over all the way to Ohio, just a bunch. I'm literally new, I was coming around the corner. See? I called it. She's from Edinburgh. She's from Edinburgh, Scootland. It's that island, right off the main lane. I literally saw it. I googled the bells. but all booty all again Look I'm just I'm just I'm just pronouncing jokes on you. That's what he's into but he like execut nose he likes get snow down his mind get kicked in the nuts yeah edenburgs style It's a little island right off right off the mainland I Learned that scoot wind was an island. It's not it's not a mainland country Tony D taught me that I
Speaker: but he died on that ill wait it was your first time meeting Oh, we're perverts. We're we're talking about cornhole and you're like, this sounds sexual. Yeah. We're the perverts. The cornhole is sexual. The cornhole plays a lot. You're hiding the race stop. Yeah, the whole cob. Do you think they they've been court hall
Speaker: Do you think they invented cornhole? Cause I cut down somebody's glory hole and then they're like, I bet you I can throw this bag. What? They should have named it glory hole instead. No, dude. Like the building gets knocked out and somebody's like, I bet you I can get this in there. I was going to say, Jeff, you know exactly how that game came about. It was some redneck hillbilly was like, Hey man, I bet I could throw this, throw this bag into that hole over there. And they're like, no, you can't. He's like, yeah, watch. and watch it. I got it. They're like, yeah, I bet I could do it too. And then they're like, let's make a game out of it. But the way they got the board is they, you know, there was a knot hole in the fence that was knocked out. The fence got knocked down. I got this. Kobe. I think we just written he just invented a game, boys. Kobe, wouldn't you get to fly a helicopter and go mountainside? The glorious corn hole game.
Speaker: I guarantee that's how it was emb invented. You have a you have a glorious cornhole blaze. I appreciate that you bleach it. She can't get in her boot, baby.
Speaker: That one's on that. You know, you know, a funeral she you know, some ladies say smaller is better. I'm just saying. hey i'm just saying
Speaker: You gotta you gotta work your way up to getting into the boot. I'm just saying. Can you imagine in America knocking boots mean sex but over there not knocking boots means offender vendor?
Speaker: Well, that's what she said. That's what that's what like you said earlier. You know, here in America, Tossing means throwing something, but over there it means... Rubbing one out. Yeah. What was that? What what was... tossing we were We were talking about tossing the caper. Tossing. And then she said, i said she said she'd toss me. And then she was like, Oh, wow. Sorry. That means something different here. It means... Unless you say toss out. I don't know. Tossing salad means something different here too. I'm sure. Jeff can. Jeff can toss the sound like no buy is a I am. Hey, I'm they don't call me chef. He's he's he's like a master chef at tossing salad. Yeah. I'm Gordon Ramsey of tossing salad. He treats your butthole like he's licking the frosting out of a **** bowl. Yes. Right.
Speaker: We all have our special talents boys
Speaker: <unk> actual best some Some people find their talent later in life. Oh, the joys of being the boss at the network. I know all of your special talents also well. Oh, shoot. i't mean Yeah. i I love a good pun as well. like Good, well -placed pun. He would pun would pick a pocket.
Speaker: What? You've never heard that saying? No, what the hell did you just say? He would pun would he would who would pun would pick a pocket? I don't know. Basically, OK, a pun is, you know, I know what a pun is. OK. So it's basically like you're calling somebody a liar. And if you. Yeah, but I was going to say I pick my teeth. Right. So so he would make a he would make a wordplay joke.
Speaker: is as bad as a thief. Yeah, that's not bad. That's a good thing. you He who is a con would pick a pocket, would make more sense. Well, I didn't write the line. It was for Master and my Commander of the Far Side of the World. I love that fucking movie. I want to punch that guy in the face. I love that fucking movie. I've never seen it. Never heard of it. Add him to the list, Jeff. You know and you know who it is? No. It's Russell Crowe and ah the dude that plays Vision. don't like myoc
Speaker: dude that movies awesome oh i nice why i never say vi Yeah, he's the one that says at that Not not not Cumberbatch what the hell is that guy's name that plays vision? me ah bey but i like all bet yeah hurrican I could take him You can take him out the dinner My chest me Jeff broke my brain many years ago like no itve gone dome and things broke.
Speaker: Well, speaking of vision, I think we're going to get a vision show, right? I thought that they scrapped the WandaVision season two, but I don't know if we're going to get it. Well, it goes because it ended because it went into Doctor Strange. Yeah. and But I think we're getting a vision show or something. I'll be down with that because you know, in the end of one of our WandaVision, there was the two visions. And then they kind of just left it. So I think we're going to get one. I can't believe you guys never seen this movie. I've never even ever heard heard of it. I never even heard of the fucking sentence you just said. Yeah, I never heard that line before. does It doesn't make any sense. That's the time period. So so now Paul Bentney. That is Paul Bentney and Russell Crowe. Paul Bentney is right there. yeah is I don't recognize him without his little thing in his forehead. That doesn't even look like him.
Speaker: it is hol i got a better yeah it really doesn't look you know what i seen that was on that that link that you sent me jeff that i wouldn't watch as that movie with henry caval and and dude from ah
Speaker: reacher Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The one that the one that's it's a true story about World War. I think it's an unfriendly warfare or some shit like that. Yeah, something like that. Something like that. It's on Prime. It's a prime original with sideburns a ponytail. I could totally rock sideburns. No, but the the during they're at dinner and they're on a they're on a um they're having a philosophical discussion at dinner. And, you know, it's a it's a British war warship. Right. And boring.
Speaker: they're drinking. i know rob and crow Russell Russell Crowe goes to make a point and he says, he says to Paul Bentley, he says, see these two weevils, which one would you pick? And he's, and Paul Bentley looks at him and he says, they're basically the same. I wouldn't pick either one. I would pick this one because it's slightly bigger and it's stronger. And he says, see in the, in the military, you have to pick the lesser of two weevils. as in the lesser of two evils. So Paul Bentley says he who would pun would pick a pocket because he's all pissed off because he got had. I'm going to go ahead and quote the greatest philosopher of all time. It goes a little something like this. Yippee. Wash better. Motherfucker. I can't believe you guys have never seen this movie. It's awesome. If we have better things to do with our lives. Whoever smelled it, they'll take. We actually leave our house, Jeff.
Speaker: and Well, the movie came out to them. You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. No one likes you.
Speaker: Point Dexter. Well, he said I were both doing the same dance while that was played, just so you guys know. crazy it two And leggy that was me I admit it that was me no, it's an excellent movie by the way, it's it's uh, it's It's very similar to like watching Here higher security. Did you hear anybody part of the show in his blazes? It's blazes. Just he doesn't know his mic picks it up.
Speaker: oh no he knows just really covidbe run on that That one day, that one day he tried to sneak one and then everybody was like, dude, he's like. yeah he got one of these he just goes like time so out and like that episode of family guy when peter's like and like a city council meeting or something and he starts coughing depart and he stop right before You know what?
Speaker: it's it's It's a perfectly natural bodily function. We're not going to shame him for it. No, no. If you want to talk about it on Monday, so can but You know, you know you know um i will i will I will say this much about Mondays moving forward. The conversations obviously are going to be the same, but it's not going to be so negative. and Thank God. ah you know we We have the conversations and they're not easy conversations on Monday a lot of the time. Sure.
Speaker: but There's a point where, yeah you know, there is, there is light at the end of the tunnel and and we don't have to worry about, uh, well, Debbie downer anymore, uh, keeping it, keeping it negative all the fucking dime. Like, God damn, go have your fucking pity party somewhere else. Go use that crutch somewhere else. I was so over it. And I think that kind of what I, you know, talking you're wrong. I like the guy, but that last Monday night that he was on, I think that kind of. helped him make his decision because we weren't trying to beat him up, but anybody listening or maybe to him, it sounded like we were really beating him up. He took a beating on that show, uh, because it was like about last Monday, Monday before when we were talking about, uh, we were talking about looking on the bright side. We were, we were talking about having the conversation and and looking at yourself in the mirror and having a goddamn conversation.
Speaker: and realizing that your mental health ain't gonna get no fucking better until you make the decision to make it fucking better. There's no doctor on the planet and there's no drugs on the planet that's gonna fix you until you decide to be fixed. And everything we said, he turned into a negative and Jeff and I were just lighting him up. And even Connor was kind of lighting him up. In a good way. Yeah, we're trying to lift you up here. i'll throw I'll throw this out there. Would it be easier for this person to stay the way he is and not have to do anything?
Speaker: part and dick jokes will never get old then it than it is to look on the bright side because if you're always so much easier to sit on your couch and pajama bottoms and and listen and person me as a guy been there as a guy who's had that tough conversation and as a guy who's who's going through it every day yeah you know, and I had that tough conversation with myself. It is a hard road to take, man. It really is every morning. well no might not Maybe, maybe he doesn't even have to be that. Maybe he just has to pretend to be that and just get one person to buy into it and that can take care of him. yeah Yeah. You only need that one person to buy into it and then you can sit your ass on the couch and not do anything. Every person to take care of them is what you're saying. what person yeah Hey, I've been in for 10 years. I had a sugar mama.
Speaker: Yeah, no, no, I mean, i trust me. Again, I like the guy. I'm not hating on him. No. And I told Jeff this, I'm extremely disappointed in him because we had a great freaking meeting. Yeah. And fucking after that meeting, fucking. yeah I got nothing else to say to him. Best of luck to you. I wish you nothing but the best, but I don't want to be a part of none of it. um Yeah. Well, that's what I said on last Monday's show. I'm not the guy. I don't give second chances anymore. I'm not that guy anymore.
Speaker: No, it was a great meeting. It says the guy hanging out with me 13, 15, 16, 18 years later. I can't fucking shake you, bro. 20 year, almost 20 years later, I can't fucking shake you. You're the worst cake of herpes I've had in my entire life. I've never even had herpes before, but I imagine this is what it's like to have fucking herpes. being You are welcome, sir. I had chorizo tonight. Chorizo. but that too. I had that too. He had chorizo. I had a bucket of pasta. He had chorizo from Eden Berg Scootland. Yup. Yup. Ring the balls, Lee. Ring the balls. What'd you have tonight, Blason? I had a piece of cake.
Speaker: because he was stoned i was yeah and on a scale area blazed it on a scale of one No. On a scale of one, on a scale of one to the top of a giraffe's head. How high are you right now? He's higher than giraffes. I'm definitely higher than a giraffe's head. I was, I was up there tickling Jesus's balls earlier today. Boys is like everything fast and they're furious when they took them, when they took the Fiero to space. I'm that high. on a on a scale from on a scale to one from one to Wes. How am Wars. I'm Star Wars. That's like hilarious. Click what's on the hot report tonight, pal. Uh I made uh I made homemade uh KFC bowls tonight. Okay. You don't know what a catch bowl it is. It's uh chicken popcorn, chicken, mashed potatoes, corn, gravy and cheese.
Speaker: It's the poo poo platter rednecks. Yeah. Amen to that. 100%. 100%. Yes. And it's delicious. It's it's fantastic. I'm actually, I actually purposely left dinner out. I haven't put it away yet. Because I know when I get done doing this show tonight, there will be no leftovers because I'm going to go out there. and It'll be like a seven minute break. ah dude what your Leftovers don't last in this house either. Jeff, whoever holds a bucket last gets the leftovers? What's a leftover bucket of pasta guy? ah Jeff, our next - That bucket of pasta will not last through the night, I guarantee. Yeah, I believe it.
Speaker: Hey, Jeff, our next break, I'm going to take a Kevin Holly style break. So come back with fucking corn and and gravy in his beard. Maggie, I know somebody who's got a bucket. I say that for later. I can, I can, I can pull my beard up and I just bring it out into my mouth. little two o'clock i morgan rollovernack Yeah. if you get Slobbered in it. That is good and lubed up. Yeah, every once in a while at the middle of the night, Nikki will roll over and touch my beard. I smack her hand and tell her to stay away from my food. And she's like, I'm just trying to calm down. Should I get her a lick in? It's hilarious.
Speaker: about i simple time now i' no i pocket like but yeah You don't make toast. You don't make toast. It's just bread. You just cook bread. She's going to make the bread first. no yeah like roll the bridge stroke my beard in the middle and night was like Like if I let my, if I let my beard and mustache grow out too much, my mustache would like. will end up in my mouth and it's just like. Oh, not time oh yeah, I don't know. i know Yeah, well well, as you guys, are saying you know, obviously, ah you know, obviously I have I have the biggest beard on the network clearly. But, you know, Jeff and I, we've had these conversations. I edge up my size. I mean, you guys can see my my size are edged up. They're not they're not overgrown. My mustache. I don't I don't like I don't like a big, you know, every. Yeah, I know. I don't like the 70s stash. i hear Once once once a week I go to the number one uh setting you know I put the number one guard on my clippers and I take my mustache down the only thing that's long is just my beard no my problem is when I when I go to shave my mustache I can never get it right so I end up shaving everything short you put a one guard on that bitch and you go zip zip because I end up I end up going up my nose and shit
Speaker: Actually, I just discovered, actually I just discovered, which makes my life a whole hell of a lot easier. Uh, one of my, one of my, uh, uh,
Speaker: keyword here, here, here, here, here, here, here's the softball leggy. I'm just going to let you have it. I'm just going to let you have this one. Here's the softball, my facial care tools. Um, The one that I use for my eyebrows and my ears and nose and stuff, there's a piece that goes on it that I use for my eyebrows. Yeah, it's it looks like a weird eyebrow brush. No, it works perfect on my mustache. And I can get right along the top of my lip and then I can edge my mustache out just perfectly. Dude, it's amazing. Yeah, you and I have different different definitions of edging.
Speaker: but I was I honestly I was speaking. You're going to say I use this. You have to use your care products. If you have. no yeah I don't I don't know. No, you don't hear out. You have to have a lotion. You have to have the bombs. You have to have beard straightened. You have to take care of your god damn society. Feeding That's why you're broke. That's why people. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Time out. timeout Time
Speaker: Why? Oh. My brain just shut off. What are you talking about? No, I don't. You have to take care of your goddamn beard, Jeff. You look like a f****** girl every time. you Yes, you do. I look awesome. Every time you brought your beard out, you look like some fucking homeless guy down at the Speedway asking me for five bucks to put gas in your imaginary car while you're sucking some fucking transvestite off. Come on down. What I do on a Wednesday night is up is up to me, not you. Don't grow your beard out. Hey, what me and Jim do on a Wednesday night is our battle be yeah take of it. What Ben did I do be behind the 7 -Eleven on a Wednesday is none of your fucking business.
Speaker: I'm not judging you, Jeff. You do what makes you happy, okay? It's 2024. But I won't judge you. If your beard looks like ass, I won't judge you. And that goes to everybody with the beard. Because there's a lot of you motherfuckers on social media that think you're fucking hot shit because you got a beard and you look like assholes. And Tony, when you do your little peach ones on your face, that's not a beard. So stop telling me that. No, no, the worst, the worst offense, okay? So, Glick, you got your racing stripes, but they're theyre they're they're even. right? Those are natural. like I get it. I get it. But have you seen this guy on TikTok? He's he's he's red headed, but he's got this weird blonde patch of fucking hair. I can't watch the dude because it's distracting.
Speaker: ah Like it's like that one guy's looking that way. The other eye is like that. You just can't look at it. Right. You mean a what? A taint. and so no i have a favorite I have a special I have a special paint tool for the paint.
Speaker: ain neum if you If you have a **** beard, **** take some pride in your **** beard, beard guys out there. Alright and everybody and and in and and at the end of the day, we all get it. You're a catfish. If you save your beard, you look like a **** mongoloid. You look like a water headed extra chromosome looking as motherfucker You're not a good looking dude. At least at let least take care of your fucking beard. If you grow it out, you motherfucker. I'm not a beard guy. I just have one. But fucking take care. like and drive And a dude with a beard that doesn't fucking take care of it and his mustache is out of control. His shit's all bushy. It's not fucking cold. It's not been washed in a week. Yeah. did ah really it's a
Speaker: Indianated about beers. Yes and It bugs me it bugs me men be better men We need to take care of ourselves whether you got whether you got small facial hair big facial hair No facial hair take care of yourselves guys. Stop looking like a bum goddamn Yeah got life to live you want to s spend your life looking like that looking like fucking Haggard the fucking janitor at Hogwarts. I don't even know if I got that reference right but god damn it. I just jump like don't look trying to find this guy Comments
Speaker: the guy drives me what about women with beard hey as long as I keep them trimmed oiled and neat that's fine okay and that Sasquatch wanders off to its hibernation yeah no no this guy he's a nice I'm sure he's a fucking nice guy oh my god what the fuck um But he's got this weird blonde patch that literally looks like he's got something that stuck in his beard all the time. And it drives me insane. You know, I follow him, him and his wife, they do, they do these funny little skits and shit. And she's always talking shit about him. But I can't find him. It's going to drive me nuts. So what are you doing on Thursday, Benji? You want to, you want to argue with someone? Driving and six freaking hours for work.
Speaker: Never mind. You can argue with people on the road. Right? Apparently, he's sucking some dude off behind 7 -11. That's Wednesday? Oh, yeah. We do that on Wednesdays. What the fuck news is in? We have video on what the fuck news of Benji sucking a dude off behind 7 -11. Yeah, but that's on your OnlyFans account, though. Yeah. We got to try to bolster that thing. Someone's got to help you out. I appreciate it, man. ah you you You're a good friend, Binge. I appreciate you, though. With those glasses, you're definitely in the circle, Jerk. You're the you're the Jerk guy. Macho. Macho, man. reggie not yeah Well, you know what? I'd rather be the jerker than the pivot, man. I'm like Jeff. You're taking money. Yeah. I'm Macho click Randy. See how the GM. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, snap into my Slim Jim. Jeff, so they're playing weasel wobble.
Speaker: um jealous I I stole these for my daughter's ex -boyfriend son of a bitch left him at my house and I was like I got Pip Vipers now. Now I'm fucking cool. I got a beard and Pip Vipers. Now I just got to listen to Morgan Wallin and I'd be the coolest guy on the block. That's that's a odd flex your your daughter's girl boyfriend has. And I'm going to lift it and squat it in the back end. I don't understand any of the words that you just said, to be honest.
Speaker: Shut up, Chris.
Speaker: I feel like I feel like I'm ready to go to a Kid Rock concert with these glasses on ball with the ball the bang the bank and the buggie and up du the bug my name is g So I found this dude tell me if this is not distracting this guy pops up on my fucking for you page all the time but His beard is seriously distracting. Oh, I know that guy. Yeah, I know that guy. Oh it's seriously distracting. Yeah. and that's on onepa' got a redheaded dude on Yeah. That's on purpose. um excellent that's on purpose bro We all get it. He fills that up with more souls. You got this small bag, is that like, like, like Sheng Sun on Mortal Kombat? You're like, your soul is mine. Jim and his wife, Jim and his wife have really funny content. But as soon as he's on camera, I'm just like, blood patch. She's in El Baya with red patch.
Speaker: And that's, that's, that's, that's intentional. That's not that's not natural. That's intentional. Speaking of, of beards and speaking of like distracting.
Speaker: look Let's, let's tell a story about Nikki, not letting me live my best life. I wouldn't die my beard because I just want to see what my beard looks like without gray in it because my beard is never not had gray in it. She won't let me do it. Yeah, my wife likes a little bit of gray in my beard too. She like what never let me do it looks like not cause I got, I she in it got the racing stripes and then like on the sides, I've got some other little yeah in um ah yeah there's some other reason I'm afraid to grow my, let my hair grow out because on the sides, I've got that really cool doctor strange like patch like, or like, like Reed Richardson, you know how they got that really cool, like just gray patch right on the side. yeah right I have that when my hair grows out and I'm like,
Speaker: If I grow my hair out, then she's never going to let me shave the sides of my heads again because she's going to be, she's going to like those. like Right. Yeah. It's the same way, man. So I told you, I wouldn't, have I don't really give a crap about it anyways, but and she way had hair since since fucking 1998.
Speaker: No, uh, I have done it. but You get, here's what you do. You go to Walmart and they have the just for man beard dye. It takes like, it takes like 20 minutes to, I did mine. Also. should What the fuck is this? 20 minutes, 20 minutes. a i ask great You guys all kind of have the same like facial hair. You guys are all kind of rocking the same like little peach fuzz facial hair and got the same. I'm not like, like you guys got like different stages of gray. This is peach fuzz. Yeah. speech like each fli
Speaker: You know, bening I got a way. Please. Please. Yeah. That's peach fuzz. That's peach fuzz. I'll just say, it's just, it's just not like not letting you dye your beard. This is how you come home. a No, it's not even that. Like I think she would let me do that. Like I've talked about doing one for like 4th of July, red, white, letter weird like yeah it you knows and stuff like that. She just doesn't want me to dye it to like all one natural color. I just want to see what it will look like. You know what I mean? yeah but But what you currently have is the natural color. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but like without the gray. Yeah. another And basically it it looks like a little eyebrow brush. You brush it in. after you makes you I've done it.
Speaker: and And after like three weeks, it's gone. Yeah. Well, how much pussy did you get after you did it? I was married. So okay so it's not worth it. Benji, Benji, you're talking to a guy who brags about having a wife and two girlfriends. All three of them are all in different countries from him. So yeah. Okay. Have pussy pussy.
Speaker: she to on
Speaker: that's funny. Yeah, but my girl and and my girl in the United States sends me booby pictures all day. Yeah. Well, Nikki walks past me four or five times a day and shows me her boobies in real life. I don't know what we're talking about. What are we doing here? Like, the only difference is, is you get to look at them and I can touch them. Like, uh, cool flex. You got, you got a wife and girlfriends. I touched myself. Yeah, that's half the joy. You know, the best part is, you know, the best part is if they're bothering me, I just hang up.
Speaker: know an next one takes yet an idea you know yeahs yeah You know what I do, Nikki? I hand her her boyfriend, Wendell the Kindle. Shouldn't you read a book or something? And then she's like, oh, yeah.
Speaker: Actually, actually, as I said on the show last night, there's times where Nikki and I are sitting on the couch watching TV or something. And she's like, you should probably save the world. And I'm like, why? She's like, I'm just going to read a chapter or two. I'm like, Okay, well, hours later. Yeah. It's been nice spending quality time with you, I guess. That reminds me. You have a Prime account, right? Me? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tell Nikki that she can get a whole bunch of free books with your Prime account on. Dude, who the fuck are you talking to? Like, she don't know that already? I figured she did. She's read 500 books.
Speaker: since she moved into my house. You think she don't know that? I wouldn't imagine all the peacock at your house. Every time I turn on my Xbox, it's like peacock. My house? Yeah. Every time I turn on my Xbox, it's like, click peacock. Oh, I was going to say, why are you on my peacock too?
Speaker: get off my peacock ben i look yeah glory home yeah you've seen scroll and be that not holes or a wall aren't because pictures fell you' seem scary don't stick your eye up to that hole you know it'll happen but i don't im go like yeah yeah ah no ah You know, good question. I was going to say because I have an Xbox and my son has an Xbox but he's always watching youtube Oh, wait a minute. Oh, that's a good thing. I don't know. I have like 14 streaming channels. My kids just watch fucking YouTube. Yeah. I can answer that question. If it's on the Xbox, if it's one of the reality dating shows that are on Peacock, then it's Nicki and the girls. It's all the time. think Every time I go, it's like the Glick, whatever your screen name is, Peacock.
Speaker: that's like that's a layer is my What the hell is my Xbox name? Is it the Glitch show? The Glitch something? Man, what the hell is my Xbox name? It's a good question. I mean, I watch, I watch Psych on there, but that's usually like, hey I'll go ahead and claim my rewards here. Hello, Nicole.
Speaker: You guys watch a lot of Peacock? Yeah, the Glitch show is my Xbox gamer tag. He watches a lot of cock. Nick, he's in there like, yeah, I see his Peacock every night. Is it your dating reality shows? Okay, it is on Peacock. Yeah. Oh, that's what I said. It was Nicki and the girls because really the only thing I watch on Peacock is psych. Yeah. Yeah. And then we've said cock at least 27 times in the last two minutes. I was going to say somebody's going to play cock cock cock. Really? What's wrong with my fucking glasses, Christi? We're trying to get a we're trying to get a blue true promo code for us. Yeah.
Speaker: if We keep saying cock this many times we're bound to get blue chews attention to Viagra hymns bumping Grinder I wonder if they get oh Speaking of grinder, and I don't know if I Know Wednesday we were talking about how how during the the during themograph the Republican RNC, Grindr crashed. Right now in Paris, Grindr apps, they've blocked the location. you know Apparently on Grindr, you can say, who's close to me? Well, they blocked the location because they don't want some of these. I know I should wait for Wednesday, but this is just too good. No, no, no. I was going to say it's France.
Speaker: No, no, no, it's because nor one some of the brus some of people, no, here's what it is. that ah The last year they had it in in London. Well, the problem was people got outed and they're from countries that don't allow the game. Like they kill you for it. So they, they, they, like, if you go on Grindr, do you see who's close to me and be like, Oh look, Blaze is online. How you doing? Let me, let me see that Peter, you know? Well, on ah in the Olympic village, you can't see location. Yeah. Because they don't want to out -animate anybody from like a country that like, oh, you're gay, we're going to kill you. Well, that's kind of cool, though. but Unless you're trying to get laid as a dude. I mean, it really sounds like at the end of the day. Yeah, exactly. And I think that's the only reason they did it. I mean, they can still quote, hook up, but sure.
Speaker: but you can't like you can't see who's near me say beat it and because you read you proud of He's like, somebody had to say it. Might as well be me. and but you can't wait I just can't wait to open the show next Saturday. Ladies and gentlemen, this is nonsense. Well, nonsense says brought to you by. but Hey, if they're paying, I'll fucking advertise, boy. like, you can't see who's near me. Go check out Grindr. It is your one stop, one shop, COC destination. Grindr, download the app today for free.
Speaker: All right, guys. That's it for me. I've been up for like 17 hours. Yeah. You've had enough COC for an un -hyped ride. Yeah, I am freaking wore out. imagine like So many cogs, so many cogs he's worn out. Benji has that kidnapped victim he has to go take care of. Get back in the band, little girl. I will see everybody tomorrow at one o 'clock Eastern. Have a good night, man. Get you some rest. hi budy
Speaker: Then she's like little girl time to get back in the van Pornhub sponsored us. I don't know. I want xnxx to sponsors because better try It's the better side. It's the better side Let's add Yes, a yes and no like when you click on Pornhub and you go to like the next video it shows another fucking ad I like read it
Speaker: i do yeah actually say you like read it like reddit for your porn there's some good pon i'm red dude that's not good oh i was with jane i you know and i dude i i can't twitter is killing me man is being too great yeah i I don't think that we follow any any I don't i say i don't think I've never like intentionally fine. I can't vouch for you Jeff because I know you were on our Twitter page for a minute, but but i love you to goodbye baby she said so She's But I go on the Twitter page and outside of ah if I go what what is Twitter so we need when you when you know X I'm sorry. Sorry and must fuck
Speaker: um you e We should we should get a sponsorship from Adam Adam. Yeah. So so so you go you go to like your port you go to like your for you and it's literally just like 14 **** videos of porn before you see anything else. It's just it's just it's you know and and and and it's like and I understand how X works but then I go to my following and it's like okay podcast stuff. There's some political **** you know yeah you were on there you' like when you were on there and and a lot of times like there'll be podcasts
Speaker: that'll follow us and I'll follow them back and it'll be like, would you like, and then it's like, follow these people. And then I just hit follow because a lot of people do follow back when you follow Twitter. Um, but it's like other people, you get a feed from what other people are following on. Yeah. What your people, what the people you follow, you get a feed from what they're following. So it's just like, i man, I can't even, I can't even open up Twitter. and be public lincoln outside of in private because yeah I open up at somebody somebody's box. Yeah, I get I open up Twitter at any given time and there's just titties and it's just like I'm not mad. Is that what happened? Is that what happened to Twitter? I haven't been on there. So if you go on to Twitter or whatever, would it what is what is formerly known as where it is a shit ton of form. Wow. There's no more on it. You're fine.
Speaker: Yeah. And if it does, it's just kind of so. And it, yeah. Just pick it up. You're good. Don't worry about it. I know how this works. It's like, you know, if there's more, if there's more on the cheese or there's more on the bread or the apples are a little weird or the bet, you just cut that bad stuff out of it and then you're fine. and only worked for cheese yeah out yeah You'll see those videos too. You'll see those people's things being rammed up. Twitter. No, I can tell you very simply, he made it the wild **** west. Well, well, and and i've sure this about most something i i've said this so I've said this about Twitter for years. I've said this about Twitter all the way going back when I was on periscope the the best thing about twitter
Speaker: as Twitter is the best or X whatever you want to call it. It is the best platform for free promotional stuff. So like for us ah doing podcasting or like leggy with her radio stuff or if you're doing sports or whatever, it is the best platform for promotion and it's free. You will get out there and there'll be a lot of eyes and a lot of ears. And that's why I said, you know, I'm all I'm half tempted to put, to you know, because if you guys are willing to do it, you know, speaking of which, we're going to have that talk to with, you know, we're all we're all kind of sharing the cost of StreamYard and stuff like that. If you guys are willing to pay for the Twitter.
Speaker: whatever it is, so we can start going live on Twitter again, because we would get a lot of eyes on us when we would go live on Twitter, compared to other sites, because it is that best site for promotion. I mean, I literally - Yeah, because you can watch it and be doing more videos. Well, when we first started doing - It makes me seem to disagree. When we first started doing nonsense, going nonsense, when I was trying, and I'm not really trying anymore, because I'm barely on Twitter, I grew our account to over a thousand followers. in like three weeks. We just went over a thousand on Instagram yeah after three years. Facebook, facebook I mean, our group page has got like 700 followers. It's tough on other social media sites, but you can grow fast and quick and promote your stuff on X. However, like like Jeff said, a lot of porn.
Speaker: yeah lot of But it's always been like that even on periscope and lady you are a periscoper So I don't know if you ever ran across this people would follow me and I'd be like, oh this guy's this business person in school Let me follow him and then they'd be live on periscope And I would be like, oh, let me go stay high because they're always in my show on Saturday nights hanging out with me I go in there and it's his fucking wife fucking deep throat and a fucking Louisville slugger, right? and I'm like, whoa, turned into like, I don't know if you're being hyperbolic, but no, no, no. It took a shit. I will. I will. I actually, you know how on your apps, on your phone, you can actually put a lock on them. I have a lock on Twitter. So because my kids use my phone a lot, yeah I have a lock on that. I have a lock on Reddit and I have a lock on, um,
Speaker: Snapchat as well, but Snapchat for different reasons. The only problem that is what I've seen is for me personally, I'm only going to speak about me. Followers don't transfer. You know, I had a ton of followers when I was on Periscope and a lot of views when I was on Periscope. I built my TikTok page with actual followers. Unlike some people, it's actual followers to right? Almost 12k of there are some bots in there but 95 % of it is actual followers. I started this podcast and there was nothing there on my on the podcast like like not even a third of them came over from my TikTok page to the podcast page. So it's it's it's it's tough when it's like the file you hear and pretend to support you but like fucking actually support me.
Speaker: yeah i'm out a be um You have to walk all your social media Chris because you're a fucking perv. Oh No, my reddit my reddit page is like this Don't open it. It's a I Have ready to watch I have ready to watch sports dreams and I get the weirdest like need the weirdest notifications for it instance is it's like tick tock cringe which I like to watch and Uh, uh, uh, you might be an asshole. People suck, uh, fails. And then, and then it's just like, I, I get into a fail video hello and I'm there for three days. Yeah. Like lately I've been getting a lot of it's, it's just Reddit, uh, thread it's called faces and it's just selfies. There's like a whole whole bunch of like fucking only fan.
Speaker: Chicken AI only bid but it's just like I don't even have a reddit account You know what I mean? Like I don't even have a reddit page or an account or anything like that So yeah, but yeah I'll fall into those tick -tock cringe rabbit holes or fail videos or you might be an asshole or you know, some of the What a big side like a close call. Have you seen the close calls? Yeah, close calls. Oh my god. I'm talking like inches from death and shit like that and there's There's one on there. It's like humanity is good. And and I like watching those because I'm a big softy and it's like people. Yeah. And not the fake tick tockers and YouTubers who are like, I'm going to go to this.
Speaker: random stranger and bless them. And and then hand I like the hand one thousand dollars and money and it was like, what fucking country you're in America. What fucking country is that money from that? You just gave somebody a thousand dollars, you know? Um, but like people truly doing good things for other people. ah There's a, there's a Reddit feed. It's called a normal people are heroes. And there's another one. It's called not all heroes were capes where it's like, The woman's in an elevator and somebody tries to steal her purse and dude standing next to her just doesn't door for fucking Adam just rocks the dude right in the face. I'm just saying, Chris.
Speaker: No, you know i'm um' you know I'm thankful for everybody who watches, even if they're lurking, but i you know I also really appreciate the people who actually engage and interact with stuff like that. you know um um ah you know Obviously those people, I'm not going to put a label on it, but and know
Speaker: Engagement is huge. You got to engage. You got to share, you got to comment, you got to like it, whatever the case may be. You can lurk. I mean, you can lurk if you want. Thanks for lurking, I guess. I don't know. I've been accused of making fun of the workers. I've also been accused of making fun of some trash bag human being in a different state.
Speaker: I'm unsure. Is that you young lady?
Speaker: I'm afraid. Oh, it's Leggy. Yeah, well, I'm afraid I'm not sure it's actually her. Oh, that's a... If there's a wiener on that monitor, I swear to God's do. Did you imagine if we got wiener bomb? she She put in a private chat that it is her. and zoom yeah camera on and I was like, and no, no, no, it is me, but i'm I'm not putting my camera on because I'm, I'm braless and I'm not getting fucking dressed just to come on the camera. Plus I'm not very well. So, um, m I've got a snotty nose. No, I wanted to just, check you and Nikki both have that silent shit going on. Oh, oh yeah, no, it's horrible. I you woman um the bain guy i was trying a duty yesterday and I kept having to blow my nose. like i was trying to not I was trying to catch the mic in time, so I'm not blowing down the fucking mic. Yeah, it's horrible. and yeah know The whole thing of like engagement, the thing is if if people are like are watching it on Twitter right or X or whatever the fuck you want to call it,
Speaker: they're usually just there just kind of gathering information if they're not sharing anything out or commenting and letting you know that they're there or doing something else that's you know genuine engagement you don't even know if it's bots like it could be bots they might not even be real people sitting there like i don't see the point in trying to paying for a premium account just to accommodate that i mean i was sitting one night with 40 eyeballs on my stream, I was multicasting and most of them were on Twitter and nobody was saying anything. In fact, I think you were in there, I think you went over to go and check and see if the comments were working. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I popped it in. Yeah, so I'm not going to, I refuse that as soon as he
Speaker: took a away legitimate people, you know people who need to have a verified account, who you know are in the public eye and people you know and copy them or there's fake accounts of them. As soon as he took that away, I'm like, no, fuck you. like As soon as somebody anybody's able to buy a blue tech, it's like, it means nothing anymore. I refuse. Maybe I want the blue check so I can call myself an influencer. You ever thought about that? I forgot about those people. yeah No, i will say I will say I will say a majority of our shares not a lot of people share I share this I should the hell out of my my own co -hosts don't even share the show But I will say the majority of our shares have come from that day There might be a lot of people lurking on their quote -unquote lurking and watching and stuff like that But we do get ah we we do get the majority of our shares from X and that was happening
Speaker: wow sorry click But have they been shared from the live or have they been retweeted from you tweeting it out? Because that's the thing, that'll still happen. still So if you're going live, say for example, you're going live on YouTube or going live on Twitch, you can share from that on onto your feed to let people you know you've gone live on a different platform. So don't speak in direct shares. Thank you, Chris. Do you know what I mean? like so people The people that are lurking onto it are live. aren't that they're they're not They're not gaining you anything. They're not attributing anything. They're just that either not real in their bots or they're just garnering information. They're not engaging. So it's not helping your engagement rate. Do you know what I mean? Right. Yeah, no, it's not.
Speaker: They were, they were, uh, because the actual tweets, whatever you want to call them, not, not, it was, it was from the live, when we were live on X, we were getting shares from the live. Um, but lurkers are lurkers. Uh, you know, at the end of the day, uh, you know, I, I, I look at who, who, uh, you know, chit chat and talk and, and everything like that. But share is a share because as I've said, you know, one, one person might send it out to five people and then me, you know, if there's one person on there who actually comes in and does quote unquote engage and they share it out to five people. yeah it's It's, it's, it's all about growth. Um, at the end of the day, I just don't, I just feel like.
Speaker: It's not periscope anymore. Do you know what I mean? Like it's not in the same, because obviously we all grew from, pet we all grew from periscope. We all had big numbers on periscope different animal. And I was a troll on periscope. I don't know. The periscope was, was, was cool. I'm asking for a feast fair enough. But like, I just refused to be like, like pushed into having to pay for it. I just don't want to give any money to Musk. Exactly. this And Chris was, Chris was around, Chris technician was around when I was on Periscope. That's where I met him at. I mean, he can tell you my, my lives were like just constant comments from, you know, and outside of TikTok on my personal TikTok page, that, that, that the quote unquote comments and whatnot, that, that engagement has not been there.
Speaker: since I left Periscope. um but My personal age is different. you know If I were going live on there, but x amount of everybody who came in there chatted and they talked. okay But I don't know if you'd remember as well on Periscope, because I was the same. It was it was thousands. I mean, thousands of people in ah in a livestream sometimes. And at the very start, you weren't able to scroll back comments. You had to read them in real time or you lost them. yeah Remember that? Yeah, I hated that because I've always been somebody who, that was like my whole shtick was interacting with the chatters. you had to be on You had to be on the ball to catch them all. I mean, about a year in or a year and a half in or something, they made it so you could actually scroll back through the chat and read previous comments. But that wasn't the case to start with. So when I did my friend's show in 2017, you couldn't scroll back the comments. You had to catch them in real time. So you had to be really quick at reading everything.
Speaker: But the whole like Elon Musk, I feel like since he took over Twitter, it's just an absolute shit. There's stuff on my timeline that I know for a fact I should not be on the algorithm for. I don't engage with it. I don't look it up. I'm not remotely interested in right wing MAGA content. I've got fucking shit tons of that on mar my live stream. like why am i get why i't I don't even live in the States. Why am I seeing that? like oh And get shit tons of anti -trans people, anti -trans kind of turf shit. i I don't have any issue with the trans community. i don't Again, so I'm not interested in that shit either, but I'm bombarded with it. It's like they're trying to like get people yeah so they're trying to get people pissed off and agitated and and divided. and It's like you're being bombarded with shit.
Speaker: I've never, I've never posted anything political. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't do the, you know, like we joke around with it here and here on our, our spectrum of what we do. We joke around with it. f felt I'm not a political guy. I can give two shits less. At the end of the day, if you're not kicking my door and physically taking my freedoms away from me, I can give two shits fucking less. It's all a mess. you all You're all, you're all a bunch of fucking clowns at the end of the day. It's a goddamn circus. Um, But yeah, it's like my ex feed is left, right, porn. Yeah. I don't see so much of the porn stuff, but I think that's directed at you because you're male. Like I think you've deliberately targeted and I think most of those accounts aren't even real people. I think they're bots. Remember we used to get sex bots on Periscope. They would repeat the same shit. They would just repeat comments.
Speaker: and there was bomb so by Yeah, but they were also like, they were also like, it was it was like hot, sexy women in the photo, but they would repeat previous comments that other people had said in the chat when they were trying to remember that. Yeah. So, you know, that that shit's always been around. But um I mean, I do some political stuff, but it's all Scottish politics. There's no reason for me to be bombarded with MAGA Trump support in America. Like, I'm not interested in that. can I couldn't give a shit. It's not my stuff. you know ah Exactly. and didn't like i mean i when we When I first started our Twitter account, um I made it a point to and intentionally follow other podcasts, other podcasters, other ah people in radio, stuff like that, sports people and everything like that. And I don't even see those people unless I go to my my follow ah you know if the followers or whatever.
Speaker: my my actual feed or the other feed is just, it's just so much fun. It's like, that's me saying that. It's too much fun. But that's the other thing as well. Like you were not, I don't know about you guys, but I'm certainly not seeing the timelines of people that I follow. Like we're connected on Twitter. it I never see any posts from you. Like I have to actually go and search out for people in order to see their content. I have to actually go and search for their timeline. well that's not muchline the way it works I don't know. So, so I don't I don't know what Twitter like looks like for you. but it wears a kilt.
Speaker: every now and again. Twitter's a flannel guy. arent and we don't call it plaid here for When I, when I, when I scroll to the, when I scroll to the top of my Twitter feed, there's a thing that says for you and then following, and I try to keep it on my following. Yeah. cause but hes more yeah of them a born Cause like, ah Apparently my fault my my twitter is I'm a lesbian because I get a lot of lesbian Yeah, the first thing that pops up like on my new is literally Some chick tweeted. Yeah, some chick tweeted. It's not even a picture. It's just ah it's just a tweet I just took the best titty pic ever. I think I'll post it when I hit 20k on here. What do we think?
Speaker: I go to my heart you yeah wrote I go to my following and the first thing on there is ah is a book podcast and it says summer reads and it's got a list of ah ah books to read this summer. You know what I mean? It's a podcast. Your four you should reflect your following. Like the stuff that you follow you you you're recommended and you're for you should be all things that are connected to that so there should be more reading stuff there should be more podcast stuff and that's not what's happening you're just being bombarded with whatever the fuck they want to feed you titty pigs yeah i get a lot of titty pigs yeah i thankfully i don't but i get a lot of other shit that i'm not interested i'll send you some don't worry about it
Speaker: I've got my own tits Glick has some Ariel titties. I've got enough tits for I've got enough tits from for me and everyone else like that You guys just jealous that you don't look as good as I do with my shirt off. That's all it is well state boom No one ever I mean it was the highest i'm sure leggie looks way better with her or yeah you feel like He just massively fucking insulted me there. Thanks for that like um you talkinggainst other two assholes in here yeah I'm just saying it was it was the highest point of the show last week was me was me shirtless. I'm just saying after that, it was nursing. That's why the show was so bad. We were traumatized.
Speaker: and We were in a state of PTSD shock. That's what it was. You should say what you want to say, man. Viewers enjoyed the show. You had three beers. I think I came in in that moment and I was like, what the fuck? Put them away. It's like looking at three beers. You had one on your face and one on each nipple. He was giving you.
Speaker: What's that? You sound like a bitch. You sound like a bitch.
Speaker: I have a normal amount of hair on my chest, ah not not a ton on my nipples. I feel like Glick is about to challenge you to like, tick you off. Like I feel like he's going to like, I don't have to. i'm and Connor connner's um conor connor has the greatest sense of to conorhead has the greatest set of tits on the network. Let's just be honest. You can't have any kind of competition between you without Connor judging it because he's the nipple expert. So he has to be here for any titty off that happens. Connor sent me a message while you guys were live and it's like, I appreciate your nipple beards. We did.
Speaker: ah he I mean, I know he was trying to throw shade my way. why He went back into surgery. He got shot very ah stayde my way during the show, but behind the scenes, he was like, you know, behind the scenes, I don't mean to put Connor's business out there or anything, but he was like, Hey, man, um, uh, nipple beards, uh, that really did it for me. Hang on, is that what happened? You got him too excited and that's why he ended up back in surgery. Yeah, he blew a gasket because he was overly excited. i want back or anything ah Yeah, that's that's what happened.
Speaker: yeah He grabs a scalpel and just. Yeah. Kill me now. toss He tossed it too hard. Wow. Just saying. Connor might have the greatest for Jeff.
Speaker: me Connor might have the greatest set of tits on the network, but I have the greatest set of nipples on the network. And we all know Connor loves him some nipples. You know what? That's a competition that I really don't mind not being a part of. yes because see yeah I have no intention to participate in either. You want that gold? Go for it, buddy. Oh, that's fine. The champ is still in the building, baby. The champ is here. You can wear, you can wear that belt all night long. yeah Just keep your shirt on.
Speaker: take my sugar out Look, we went to four, right? and Take your shirt off. You better be covered up by that belt. You are one of the guys that should wear a shirt. No, I am not. and Trust me. I know you should be. No, no, I am not. Trust me. Trust me. i i that That is a conversation that I have in my head a lot. got a I got a call yesterday from that place with the pool. They had to drain the pool to get all your fucking hair out the drain. Wow. I was onp and i warned them before I got in and they said, no, you're fine. Don't worry. They thought a squirrel was in the filter. and It's just your nipple hair.
Speaker: somebody really record sign this is no sasquatch area but like I've had that conversation with myself a lot. You know, have I reached that point? Am I that guy that has to wear a shirt when I go swimming? And I don't think I am because then I look around at the rest of the community at the pool and I'm like, you know, Hey, I get it. I'm just saying, I know you're not a, you're not the guy to shave your chest, but maybe you should be. I don't even have that much chest hair. It looked like you had a sweater on. No, it did not. It was like a sweater vest.
Speaker: you don know what didn't deal with du overexaggerating son of a bit I literally like baby chest hair and it looks like a Superman symbol. It's just a little fucking diamond patch in the middle of my chest. I don't have body hair. I feel like they're gorting you into. What kind of. Is it trying to get bur nick me to take my shirt off? No, no, no, no, no. We're we're begging you. Yeah, I think that's what they want. Dirty little dirty little sausages.
Speaker: Chorizo. Chorizo's dirty little chorizo's canceled. What? but I do i not have an excessive amount of body hair, right? Thank God. Thank God. are Thank God for my indigenous heritage. Indigenous people, blood blood. Heritage. Heritage. hey i You know what they say about indigenous people.
Speaker: So, if you don't have a lot of hair, they they open sears and alcoholic. Well, I got the alcoholic part down. So, So, there's a lot of body here. just Were you excommunicated from the Bigfoot tribe? I am. the betterfo He's like those naked cats. but
Speaker: i am i and hairless. Oh, man. You could imagine what a hairless big foot would look like. It would be so fucking ugly. yeah Right there. I have an adequate amount body hair, OK?
Speaker: I'm just saying, I could have made a bearskin rug from your nipples. No, you couldn't. I have an adequate amount of body hair. Why would you want to? I'm not saying I know you guys don't enjoy Jeff's garage and and and and Blazin's whose argument is that he was a giant clusterfuck. Well, don't worry, ladies and gentlemen, Papa Glick has you covered and they're both ex communicado from the network. He's going to he's going to cover you with this wooly ass nipple hair. So you'll be all right. Come here. Come here. It's cold. It's winter. I must warm you. My boots on chocolate.
Speaker: and warm yourself in my boozer. It literally, you know, you know what it looked like? It looked like Glick was trying to smuggle Bob Ross into something. I'm happy little nipples. It is happy little nipples. Come here, Bob. It's like Don King coming out of fucking nipples. Oh, just one the ah you No, I truly think it was just the angle, because he had his phone laying down. And then he's hovering over. And I was just like, that is not a good angle.
Speaker: Because when he was on the show, he was in that section you couldn't really see below his neck. But I was just like, ah it was just a weird angle prior to the show that we were just like, what? Too much for my eyeballs. yeah Really brought the show down. Well, eyeballs had a heart attack. Leggy, I figured out what you need to do for your banner. Oh, god. Go on. You put wheels on it and tow it behind the car. I guess I don't have a school bar.
Speaker: ive actually been I've actually been looking at trailers because I was going to park one up outside that venue. The guy wouldn't let me put it on his reel ins, so I was going to put it on a trailer. Hell yeah! Should we just flap the trailer that you put a mower on? Yes, yes! And two big two big pieces of, you know, ply! Yeah! But the problem is, I can't... um I've seen lots for sale on Facebook, but I can't get collect any of them because I don't have a fucking tow bar. It's like, how do I get them back to where they need to be? I can get a tow bar on your car in about 20 minutes. Yeah, but you're not here, Jeff. I know, like, all the way from Mexico, how are you going to do that in 20 minutes?
Speaker: Well, but least there's this great invention out there, it's called an airplane. and It's only a 14 hour flight, no big deal. It would be cheaper for me to go to a garage and get a tow bar fitted than to fly Jeff over to do it. Like, there's no logic. Are we talking about Sir Goutman signing in? yeah i told her to just tell it behind the screen alone i wasn't talking about n up shut up jeff just shut up jeff just leave it alone own that shit you turn twice but she's afraid she's a man because she can't open the
Speaker: just split a weird but it fell off when I was driving along the west approach by an American pickup truck and you want to worry about open fall off it kind of like kind of hung off the side of the car. So I love it. I think it's awesome that it's bigger than your car. I think it's fucking awesome. it is funny but yeah there's a whole and whole whole story attached to it you know me driving a little bit too fast on the my eldest kiddo to kill smart lives a car oh and can i just it the a corner and it kind of like
Speaker: fell off one side to the, off the fucking side of the car. I had a near miss. So I was like, so, so yeah, there's a whole, I'm not going to tell the story, but it kind of feels like that host, I was telling my mum the story over the phone and she was laughing so fucking hard. I'm like, this is going to be a whole fringe show in and of itself. Like the whole run up to the fringe, like the whole prep and all the shit that's happened to me is going to be next year's fringe show. This goddamn fringe show is going to be the death of you. i know or the death of someone else if the fucking say they go to be the death or she's gonna be too famous for us yeah we we We have we have a say and and in the construction world it's called measure twice cut once once and know
Speaker: and and basically that means our thing is all came together right so all did the sign and then it came with the banners like I didn't get to choose the size of the A -frame it just is the size that it is and now wow i worship I figured it would be okay. But the other thing I didn't take into consideration is because the roof is like it's not flat, it's arched. They have to have the roof bars quite close together in order to keep them straight. right
Speaker: so isn't there aren't that the The space isn't dispersed over the full size of the roof. They're only like about a meter apart or something stupid. So I'm break it i'm making it smaller. I'm halving it down. So instead of it being three meters long, I'm going to have it. That A -frame comes apart. I can make it half the size. So you know the other way to fix it, a lot of duct tape. I had it cable tied and bungee corded to within an inch of its life. And I actually think what's happened is, I think I had it on too tightly. And because the frame's only aluminium, it buckled. Like I think I ah had it too tight. And I think because it was the aluminium is quite a soft metal, right? So I think what's happened is the bar on the bottom is kind of buckled and then that's, it's it's lost its footing. And then the whole thing, the weight of it just kind of went away. She got too on your forehead for advertising.
Speaker: yeah This T -shirt, I've got my fucking face on the back and I'm so embarrassed. I'm like, why have I got my face on everything? I should have changed the design. Who the fuck cares? Me? I feel like a dick. I don't put my face on everything like like like like i I had Jay on last night for for for the show. And and and i put the I put the first thing up there for on on Instagram and Facebook and whatnot to kind of promote the show coming up. I know that against Jay, you know, I, man, I totally respect his, his, you know, his, uh, beliefs and then, and then, and then whatnot. And he was like, Hey, uh, I want it. I want to do the collaborate on Instagram, but can we change it a little bit? Cause there's a lot of Christian people and I'm trying to do this Christian thing and and the skull might offend. I was like, no problem. I got you in my head the whole time. I'm thinking like, Oh, Jesus Christ.
Speaker: jeff And the guys are gonna see this and Jeff's gonna fucking kick my ass because I'm like I don't really have anything else to do other than to put a picture of myself up And I all the pictures I have of me and selfies, you know from back in the day. I'm like holding a beer I'm drinking a beer so I have one selfie where it's like My belt's on my shoulder. So I'm like, all right, I can throw that up there. Do the promo picture, put Glick's House of Music underneath of it, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, yep, I'm about to eat shit from the guys. Thankfully, these guys don't fucking do anything other than turn their cameras or microphones on if they don't pay attention to social media. So I didn't have to eat shit for it because it's just my stupid. Oh, you will now. You will now. You want to show promo without trying to do it out of respect for guests.
Speaker: yeah if If I could, I would put my face on everything that is network related. I'm just saying. You should make a quick backup logo that isn't the skull just in case. Yeah, but I mean theulls were the skulls really kind of nail it with the beard. as you Yeah, that is your thing. I don't understand why anyone would be offended by that. Like it seems a little bit. That's what I asked Nikki. I was like, is this really offensive to Christians? Not that she's an uber Christian or anything like that, but she's like, oh, no, yeah Christians are weird. I mean, nothing against them. right Faith is important. Yeah. But I'm also like I told like I told you, I was like, i mean don't worry, I can adapt.
Speaker: I don't want to offend anybody. Like I'm not openly going to try to offend anybody. I can adapt and I can. Right. But if the guy's chosen to be on your show, it seems odd he would then want you to change something that's pretty fundamental about your show. you That seems like an odd, why bother agreeing to it in the first place? Do you know what I mean? like I mean, trust me, I have no i I have no problem putting my face on everything that is related to the network and my shows. I just don't because I have assholes that I work with on the podcast that will make fun of me more. Yeah, I just I don't want my face on it. and not know and I going to Marvel. on that I don't want no spoilers, Chris. Go fuck yourself.
Speaker: I wouldn't have had and my face on anything if it wasn't because they needed to go on the posters. A text -only poster won't bring people into the show. like you have to and as On social media, you know when you get your m analytics back, any kind of photo of yourself, or certainly in my case, any photo of me, is the highest engaged like posts people are engaging with a lot more than anything that's just, you know, like scenery or do you know what I mean? Like you can, you can check all that in your analytics. Um, and people do respond to people do respond as personable. People respond to your face. So it's not necessarily a bad thing. You put that out there, but I mean, Chris, I'm not being an asshole. I just don't want no spoilers. I haven't watched it yet. And I'm assuming it's a spoiler on their Instagram page. So I don't want no spoilers. I'm not, no spoilers.
Speaker: Oh, shit, what was that? I was changing screens. Did you just put something on the screen? I have no idea what you're talking about, young lady. I was looking for self -tapping screws on another screen. Yeah, that's the back of my... what do you call it? Flyer. We both make the same face. That's the part with all of that. That would be the side -by -side Jeff. All right.
Speaker: face on everything and this is a handsome face. I put my face on every damn thing. I'm just saying yeah you fuckers don't have to agree with me. My mama told me I was handsome. Well, she wasn't my real mom because my real mom died. nobody But you know, nonetheless, got a handsome face. I'm gonna run to the kitchen. You're gonna run where? I don't catch that. He's going to the kitchen. Oh. He sure might kiss me. Okay. He's going to make tea and toast. Is that what's happening? He's got to make his bladder lighter. In the kitchen.
Speaker: Sometimes you piss in the sink, lady. I'll be a man. Just make sure that just make she makes sure there's no dishes in there at the time. that Great thing about being the man is we can, great thing about being a man is literally the world is our restroom. We can piss. That is true, you jammy bastard. So unfair. yeah hello yeah Man, I'm leaving the bar and I got a piss. I'll just stand here in the parking lot and without my tally knacker. Yeah, there's nothing worse than queuing for the ladies lose. It's a pain in the arse. Right, Chris? Yeah, exactly. The bathroom's busy, yo. There you go.
Speaker: yeah ha You both tilt your head. Raise your eyebrow while it's work. from ah um ah someone was saying oh it was actually it was what's his face of the week and Brooke he was saying he was getting a kick out of like screenshotting my reactions to things because I do have a really expressive face but I've got no control over it like I could not play poker I'm a terrible liar yeah i yeah no i
Speaker: but away with you i may not always I may not always vocally express my feelings and say what ah what's on my mind, my face. yep I have no control.
Speaker: I've been having conversations with people and like in person and A friend of mine. I'll be beside me and he'll be like and he'll tell this other person you know Glick has no fucking He like Glick doesn't give a fuck about what you're saying right now. He's honestly contemplating in his head stabbing you with for yeah faal expressions like there's there's no fucks to give with my facial expressions ever yeah i've got no control and tacticctitionian i don't know which surprise you're talking about because I'm on the page and then I'm not embarrassed unless I'm on the wrong one. But it's like I'm talking about it. We're done talking about it. We're done talking about the movie. yeah Wait a minute. We're done talking about the movie. just Jumping back and forward to other shit. Like I was going to say something and I forgot. I just saw I just saw the the surprise and wow. You're going to get your arse kicked. i've I've lost training. I've lost my train of thought now. Thanks, Jeff. You're welcome.
Speaker: That's what happens when you look at a pretty face google assistant like look, a flight to Cancun murder Jeff. What was that? Get myself and my Google assistant to just book the flight. but Your flight to Cancun is scheduled for Monday morning at 8 a .m. No, no, no, no, no, no. Well, don't do that. I don't have the money to pay for that. You also don't i have a passport. Yes, I do, actually. Oh, really? ah drivers ask me
Speaker: that's not hey did a new thing new thing they've done a new thing nationally can you and on a drive and like Yeah, so they did a new thing in the States a few years back they are federal drivers license quote -unquote federal drivers license and they act as a passport as well so you can Internationally, yep How do they stamp it? And it's not mandatory yet. I think, I think it's optional. I could be wrong. I'm not a hundred percent on this. Don't quote me on this. Uh, but it will be a mandatory, if it's not already, it will be mandatory eventually for you to have the quote unquote federal license. And it is not only your driver's license identification, but it also has X as your passport. So you can go international.
Speaker: Just to answer Jeff's question, they don't really stamp passports anymore. Everything's electronic. So when I went to Australia, that's they didn't stamp it. It was all like kind of electronic. You know, you fly it online for your whatever it is, your visitor's visa or whatever it is, and it's all done electronically. Jeff, you know about passports. You entered a country illegally and just stayed. they call it the real i Homeland Security calls it the real ID. Yeah, real ID. Oh yes. I have a real ID. So, it's not for international travel. It's only for national travel. That's what I was asking. That's what I was asking. You have that passport book. Yeah. I don't see. No, that's the thing. I have, I have my passport card but I misplaced my passport book. So, I don't know why. I think, I think when I got my ID, when I came back to Ohio, I had one of those because they were talking about how you can, you could just go to Canada and show them your ID and I'm like,
Speaker: right but is canada not considered as still being north america like another city you have to have a passport to go into canada even from the states it is still north america but you start to have a passport because you have you you go with like Like at the American, uh, Mexico border or whatever you, you go through and show them your shit and all that. You have to do the same thing in Canada. still more was a border of control but i don't think you I don't think you'd be allowed to board a plane. Internationally with plane, probably not because when I moved down here, when I moved down here, you, you, you literally just showed them the, your ID.
Speaker: when I drove. you're so You're supposed to be able to. Like I said, don't call me on this. I don't pay that much attention to it. I just. It's really interesting and I'll tell you for why. Because someone. that I know, that we know, talked for quite a considerable amount of time about needing to get a passport and that it was a hassle and very expensive. 250 bucks. Someone is also in the military and from my understanding, and you guys can vouch for it, it's not that hard for you guys in the military to travel internationally. He's not he's not in the military anymore. Once you get out, that really has but But what I'm saying is you're talking about and if you're talking about a license that enables you to travel internationally. Yeah, that's what they want to do. That's very interesting, you know, having had multiple discussions over the course of three years about someone needing to get a passport. So yeah but the the the real ID thing, that's new. Somebody was too busy dating people in the States to come over nationally. Yeah.
Speaker: let's yeah But like, yeah, I'm pretty sure like I'm i'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was apparently so. Even though I was gaslighted the fuck out of that wasn't the case. You're a crazy lady. Stalker lady. Yeah. Doing too much. I'm always doing too much. Stop stalking us. I'm not. I'm always I'm always doing too much. I'm um you know, i'm I've got trust issues. Nothing to do with the fact that you get fucking lied to that gives you t trust issues. It's just because you're crazy.
Speaker: I have trust issues. but we we do Do you trust the nonsensical network? du um will only pay you interest i don't even trust The thing is, here's the difference. You're not fucking lying in your hole every fucking day. I could. no don I go to work and I come home. you know jeffs memory leave his no im it's not the quarterly know the place doing half the time He's getting lost in the woods guys, I'm really high right now du I got lost today. I feel a little bit I wasn't expecting you to see that like that's gonna throw in me a little bit Yeah, well once again though that's a new thing I wasn't gonna say what
Speaker: about the real idea. No, I'm talking about what you just said about d the thing. I've been biting my tongue. I've been biting my tongue so hard. I wasn't expecting that. I have been biting my tongue so goddamn hard, and especially with with well somebody deciding to pop back up on lives. I'm like, oh, I want to light you up so fucking bad. It's like a double whammy, eh? It's like, it's it's actually like a triple threat. A, you made me look like an asshole. Oh, well. B, you lied to me. And then C, you lied to her. Like, like, it's like it's true. And the that's like, I'm sure that's the tip of the iceberg. yeah There's a trifecta going on because the pre come. Like you, you created it. You created an issue where an issue didn't need to be created.
Speaker: you create a bad blood where bad blood didn't need to be but created. That's A. B, you you act like yeah yeah you tell stories that something wasn't going on that was going on, which would have at this In the same sense, I would have reacted in treating treated situations differently And then see you're in a lion fucking penis scumbag and everybody knows how I feel about cheating as fuck motherfucking dirt i i Like it's like I don't hide how I feel about people who cheat i as somebody who's been cheated on multiple times it's like Wow, we got the trifecta going on and I and I I didn't there bit my tongue off at least three times this week
Speaker: i i you could You won't say the shit that you said to a certain somebody that to me I guarantee you that At the end of the day pull up motherfucker bet game on yeah trouble as As they say as the kids say drop that Addie It's
Speaker: without going into too much detail about the situation. Cause obviously this is the thing that really, this is the thing that really pisses me off as well as I never. seen that Thank you, brother. I appreciate you, man. I never have that conversation, I've never really discussed our situation online despite being accused of doing it all the time, despite you know the accusation that I'm always putting our business out there. Actually, the only person ever putting anybody's business out there was always him because it doesn't matter what fucking show he lands on, it doesn't matter what panel he's with, his relationship status always becomes the topic of conversation.
Speaker: always and that doesn't happen with me because I keep my shit to myself right because it's nobody's fucking business but he projects that oh well ah I'm not going to talk about us because it's nobody's business but I'll talk about you know other fucking shit oh I'm divorced it'll be a while before I can be in a relationship all the while he's behind the scenes telling me I'm not trying to get with anybody else because I consider myself in a relationship with you so i just told your I just don't understand it. I mean, like, ah yeah, obviously Jeff knows I've always been open about my relationship status. We know Jeff's crazy relationship carousel, right? You know, like it is what it is. But hang hang on. no like Everybody knows about mine and Blaison's relationship to blatantly lie for years. a Right.
Speaker: rest out buddy rest out yeah what's up to blatantly lie for years right o ah whilst gas challenging someone's reality gaslighting the fuck oh it's you you're overthinking you're doing too much every time i was questioning something you're doing too much right it's me i'm the problem clearly right and then to just spill your fucking guts to spill your guts publicly on a live stream that actually you were fucking dating someone and real in the real world whilst all the while telling me that but that wasn't happening, that you were loyal to me. Like, out of the blue for a moment. We never had that conversation. We could have had that conversation. I gave him the opportunity for an out multiple fucking times. I said, look, at your as you're you're getting over the divorce. Do you need time? Do you want to like knock it on the head? And the answer was always no to that. Why not have the fucking conversation with me? Why
Speaker: I can answer that. Just be honest. Just be honest. It's security. The very start, the number one rule was don't fucking lie to me. We're open and we're honest with each other and that was the number one fucking rule right from the off. Because what I can't stand is, I can't stand fucking liars, I can't stand cheats, and I can't stand liars. And a lot of that stems from what my dad did to my mum, right? So I've never cheated in my fucking life, and to my knowledge, this is the first time I've ever actually been cheated on, right? You know, I could be wrong about that, but to my knowledge. Because that's a fucking no -no for me, a big fucking no -no for me. No -no -ho. I missed what you said there, Geoff, what was that? I said I've cheated on you, baby.
Speaker: why do you think Jeff's in Mexico? Why do you think Jeff's in Mexico? He cheated on me and he thinks he can hide from me in Mexico. I wish I could say that. I really, truly wish I could say that. I've never been cheated on. And I think this is a part, I wish, I really wish I could say that. niceman why but you it's much not and not to i mean most most everybody did. Obviously people do lie so I could be wrong in that assertion but relationships that I've had and don't forget I was with my ex -husband for 10 years relationships that I've had that haven't panned out haven't it's not been anything to do with cheating there's been other reasons why it's falling apart like that hasn't been in the equation so to my knowledge but like I say
Speaker: until I found out, you know, and within the last couple of weeks, that Fuckface did that. I wouldn't have thought he had either because he denied it, you you know? So who fucking knows? Yeah, I mean, that was like, I mean, i she had like... I'm always getting accused of it. Like, I go to work and I come home. You know, you're like, I don't go out or anything like, like my ex -wife, my ex -wife, she used to accuse me of it. I'm like, I work 70 plus hours a week. Yes. But the accuser is usually the one cheating. ah Yeah. Yeah. I come home on the weekends. I spend my Saturday nights in the garage on Periscope. You can, and she was tuning in and it's like,
Speaker: And I'm up until you get home, like I'm up on Periscope Live and because you work nights until you come home in the morning. And then you go up to the room and you go to sleep and I fall asleep on the couch in the garage, two stories below you. And then. the accusation is so fucking unnecessary if you don't want to be with someone and yeah but it once again it's an insecurity thing i i one do we not know that that person that we're referring to would constantly say I don't go anywhere I'm not doing anything I'm up on the internet because you know like I'm showing that I'm not you know um I don't go anywhere I'm saving money blah blah blah like he would constantly try to reinforce the narrative that he was being loyal
Speaker: Yeah. was like ah that I'm no, I'm no innocent here. I have cheated in the past and stuff. Not but not that reason, not, not that I've recently been accused of it, but she's made fun of me because she was like, if I'm not home, you're doing a podcast. If I'm home, you're doing a podcast. If you're talking to somebody, it's me or one of the, one of the five idiots on your network. and the only people i thought like
Speaker: um like oh oh yeah this is this this is my i had I did not expect to be having this conversation that's thrown me for a loop. I feel like I need to. where are we have Why are we even having this conversation? it's Because you brought up as it Don't you put that evil on me. No, you did. you brought up me You brought up the cheating scumbag. You did. I just i just i just ah just brought it up. i love I was hurt. by yeah I was I was hurt.
Speaker: I was hurt. I was hurt. We're not talking about you. We're talking about me. I was hurt. All right. God damn it. It's all about me. It's all about me. All right. It's not about anybody else. It's about me. So, so to should mildly change the subject. ah You say something about Deadpool. I swear to God. you oh No, no, no, no, no. No, I actually have a question about the whole assistant. I'm not playing right now. If he says something about, uh, you have only a couple of days left for bridge starts, right? Correct. And there's lots of other things happening before it actually kicks off. So there's like launch parties and, you know, tech rehearsals and I need to go into on, there's like a set time frame of when I need to go into the venue and pick up my posters and my flyers and all that kind of stuff. So, yeah, the next few days are ah pretty much like rammed nuts. There's my jukebox shirt in the mail yet.
Speaker: Oh, I need an address to send it to. It does have my it does have my face on the bathroom at that. Oh, I'll put his address in the chat. So everybody can see it. I'm going to get some black. I'm going to get some black duct tape and just X out your face on the back. That's fine. That's fine. Imagine marker. Someone give me one of those big magnum 44s. Yeah. A circle with a bar. That's funny. ah funny What's your all beard on her face and a penis on her forehead passed probably would as well funny
Speaker: I like my shirt, check out the back. So official so officially, and the first like date that I've got an audience supposed to be coming in as a second, but my time slot starts from the first. I'm doing a full tech run through on my time slot on the first. I'm not expecting my audience to be there because I haven't put that on the, I've put the posters, the date on the poster from the second. So I'm hoping that nobody's going to turn up. I'm hoping it's an empty room so that I can just test out where I'm putting my cameras. ah you you just told the wrong group that because I'm calling everybody I know in Edinburgh and be like, hey, go see like ed margar last eat me burn how many people do you know in Edinburgh? Come on. At least five bullshit. Yeah. I know one person.
Speaker: His name is Jim. I know the entire country. I know I know everybody in Scootland. In In In Edinburg, Scootland. I know everybody that lives there. That's so funny. The amount of times I've had to explain that is pronounced Edinburgh, not just to you, but to anyone from America and Canada. like it's and and even yeah even Even Jeeves still says Edinburg or Edinburg. My new goal in life is to convince the entire world that it is Edinburg, Scootland. That is my new goal in life.
Speaker: The entire world will be called Edinburg. Well, here's the thing so so buddy mine's part of the Red Rum MC c and they have a they have a chapter in the UK that I could call and be like, hey, why don't you guys take a road trip to Edinburgh on the first ah so right i've got yeah i leave it until you bring i never like they not going I'm not believe it until this guy comes up on this show and proves that he is a member of the Red Room MC c because the that the the
Speaker: whatever the hell that goddamn movie is, it just came out. Everybody's making a big deal because Jason Momoa is in that motorcycle club. I'm not gonna believe it until you have this guy come up. I'm not saying that they're not in and not in Scotland. I'm just saying, I don't believe it. They don't have a chapter in Scotland. Even if they do rock up, it doesn't mean they're getting in. think I think I'll buy a ticket. No, it's a free show, but like there's door stuff. If I say don't let anybody come in, they're not coming in. Do you know what I mean? You can buy a ticket. I'm trying to help you. she You gotta buy a ticket. It's called promotion. You gotta to buy a ticket. You gotta send it to me. So I've deliberately, like I say, I've deliberately missed off the first date so that I can, cause I need to focus on all the tech shit. Making sure it works.
Speaker: So, yeah, officially the second to the 21st. You know, if you would do if you would do 14 test broadcasts a day, you would already.
Speaker: It's funny because I tried to do a test broadcast other night and I could not get anything to fucking work. He did one last week and I came in there being a sport. Oh my God. So yeah, it's not looking good. ah think I think I'm going to have to, think I think I'm going to have to go wired camera rather than wireless camera. yeah I get, you know, I totally get the live gig thing now because Mickey came home and there's a potential that we might there's potential here in about a month that I might be doing the show from a different location. And I'm like,
Speaker: Oh, fuck. A lot different than sitting in my bedroom and just sitting in front of the laptop because I got to get an extra camera. And I want to do it. Don't get me wrong. I think it'll be fun. I think it'll be really cool. um But at the same time, it's just like, how do I figure out if all this shit works? i think I think it wouldn't be quite so bad if it was just like me. And what I mean by that is like, if I had a ah <unk>d hired a venue, for example, and was put on a gig, that's a different thing. But because I'm dependent on how quickly the person in front of me gets out the fucking room, I've like, I've only got that 15 minute window for them to leave puts and for me to get in. But you know what I mean? Like that's the thing that's, if there's one thing that's concerning me, it's that tiny little timeframe to get set up. That's what's, that's what's worrying me more than anything else. Put your boots on and let them know you got five minutes. You're not out of here.
Speaker: his ball kicking man. Right, for balls the I've got those big, you know those big goth boots? that I can't remember the name. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Doc No, no, no, no, not Doc Martens. I've got those as well. I've got knee -high Doc Martens, but I'm talking about, you know the big goth boots with the metal plate? The spikes and the plate and everything like that? I've got a pair of them. I should put them on. Why am I not surprised that like he has? document me high bos Because she does the roleplay man. She's that Viking freaking. Yeah, she puts on the kilt and the fur and.
Speaker: She's got that kilt with the fur and. yeah bu he got dog bar me that's like you that's a euphem that sounds like a euphemism for something else. She's got a funny kill like um having I give up. I give up. on I give up. I got I got the joke. I got the joke. This is this is life. You guys ever been to a Tilti Kilt? you guys ever been to a tilted kill
Speaker: That sounds like a fun party, but what? It's like just just just just imagine hooters with like 50 percent less clothing. Like short fucking plaid skirts. I'm fucking in. When do we leave? We don't have that shit over here. The Americans were disgusting person. So now I and you. You can believe me or you cannot believe me, but Jeff can, Jeff can be my witness to this. I'm the type of guy I go to Hooters for the food. Yeah. Right. Okay. here's Food sucks. So I don't go to Hooters. I love it. I will say this about, I will say that I will say this about Hooters as a guy who's been to Philadelphia. I'm not proud of that, but I've been to Philadelphia and I've had a Philly cheesesteak because I love a good Philly cheesesteak.
Speaker: And I was like, I gotta go to Philly to get the original, you know what I mean? Greasy bag, Philly cheesesteak, the fries, don't, you know, and I will give Hooters credit. They are the closest thing that I've had personally outside of Philly to a real Philly cheesesteak. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not big on Hooters wings. You know, they got good burgers, wings or wings to me, you know, whatever. But I would go to Hooters for the food, where Jeff would go to Hooters. And like I said, Jeff could be my witness to this and he knows me well enough that he knows I'm going there to eat. I could give them, I could give two shits less who's serving me my food. But I'm the same way, I don't really care about, I don't go to - He's the guy who only watches movie if a woman's in it, if she's possible.
Speaker: No, I didn't say that. You guys said that. Not me. I love that callback. You've been waiting for that. You have been waiting. The little, the little reach around, Jeff. The little reach around. now For a while, I see. That's funny. But no, the yeah the the the first time I went to total killed, I was just like, I've seen more clothes in a strip club that I'm currently seeing right now. The only thing is they ain't cheap. They ain't not cheap. And the food is not good at Tilted Kilt. The food is not good. I'm sorry. Beer is cold, which is a plus, but the food is not good. That's so hard to do. Yeah, yeah. No, you'd be surprised. You'd be surprised. I like to call myself a beer aficionado.
Speaker: Uh, you go to some bars and the beer is cold, but you go to other bars and it's just like spot on ice cold. It's like that perfect temperature, ah draft a draft beer, not like hanna different beers or need different temperatures, but like a draft beer, some of them come out and they're just, man, they, they're that perfect temperature. They, they hit just right. You know what I mean? But they put in a tilted kilt right next door to a Hooters. And when it first came out, it was like, man, till the kilt was killing Hooters. But then once they realized that that it was just like a a bunch of crack whores that were wearing next to nothing with disgusting food, Hooters started destroying them. The one I wish I was on was not like that at all. but We also have in Ohio, we also have that
Speaker: What is that? What is that restaurant? Uh, uh, the, um, uh, it's a play. It's a play. It's a play on booze. It's, uh, what? Wow. Twin thanks thank but Peaks. you. Nicky with the save from the bathroom. Twin Peaks. I've never been there. they they opened but much year and i went And I was not impressed. the food not I looked at their menu again. I looked at their menu and I was like, some of these burgers look rather tasty. I don't know. I'm weird. I'm weird. I'm not like, I'm like, once you've seen one set of boobs, you've seen like, so yeah but I'm the kind of guy, once I've seen one set of boobs, I want to see the rest of them. Yeah. But I mean, some are big, some are small, some are saggy, some are perky, like some are pierced, some are tatted, like,
Speaker: mean don't give me around i little nicky's boot and anytime i get to see him I'm like a 12 year old boy all over again. I'm like, yeah, boobies. You know, but like, I'm less impressed with the way you look and the outfit you're wearing because I can just as easily go to TGIF and have fucking buck to Sally served me a burger and I'm be happy as hell because or or or Frank the Tank at at at fucking Ding Dong King Kong's wiener shop. Serve me a tasty burger and I'm happy. I give a **** what you look like and what you're dressed like as long as the food's tasty. Maybe it's just because I'm a fat ass. This is a long winded tangent for me just to discover that I'm a fat ass. Bags.
Speaker: Now you have to cope with it the rest of the night. I'm not comfortable with it. I'm happy with it. i'm i'm I'm happy with who I am. I know I'm a giant fan of that. Food is fun. I think I think that makes me a better person because I don't care what the person looks like that serves me the food or what they're wearing as long as the food is safe. I agree. You shut your fucking whore mouth. No, you don't. What about food being good? I know talking about you. dude you're the type of guy who overt tips the waitress at hooterss and leiser your phone number on the receipt we had this discussion i don't i
Speaker: He's like, I did that once. No, I've never done that. Call me. So I stopped it. Jeff's like, Jeff's like bill was $5. I tipped her $30 and I left my phone number. She was totally in to me, bro. I'm totally not that guy. That's the guy that falls in love with the stripper at the strip club. That's the guy that falls in love with the stripper at the strip I'm in love with the.
Speaker: ah
Speaker: I'll be right back. Don't be quietly. She's like uh oh I'm a stripper. Like he's like I'm not shallow. However. However. However. I did put in the chat that I was going to go make tea. You obviously didn't read that. I thought you already made tea. but you think i'm pay attention You think I pay attention to that? I forget that there is a chat. I stopped using the private chat because nobody fucking ever answered. Blazer put like five or six. Well, he's going to put like five or six chats in there, but then he would go do whatever the hell he was going to go do and he'd come back. I'm like, oh, well, he's just going to go make his bladder ladder and grab a cheeseburger. Hey, Blaise, go have fun. we'll We'll be here when you come back. He's like, I've already done that, dude.
Speaker: I always forget that this that's the one thing I always forget since there. I'm always so hyper vigilant about the actual chat. You know what I mean? Yeah, that I know I don't pay attention to the Privates. It's just say what you gotta say Go back to you. I'm gonna go make tea. I ain't gonna make tea make a cup of tea and some moldy toast a cup of tea, please In some in a sandwich. I like a sandwich with my at least he said please he's blazes got manners I never said please there it fuck dog about I thought you said please I didn't say please said I like a sandwich with my tea I take it back blazes like go make me a sandwich in a glass of tea or else I'll give you a what for damn it I'll give you the old what for
Speaker: What? What for you? Oh, nothing. The police was just putting like in her place. Ouch. She's going to put you in the bike. I don't know. She's barely listen. She was going to get a cup of tea. Yeah, she had to come make a cup of tea and her mics. What are you talking about? He's rolling the ball. yeah
Speaker: ah well is your name I'm doing the stick fucking skit shit. I got like, I got like 18 more frames to draw it before I put all the fucking shit together sometime. next Is that an app or something? Or what is that? Yeah. Flip a clip. And And it's going pretty good. I think I might actually, you know, subscribe to it, get more options. So I'm thinking about going like tomorrow night. I think cash might be asleep. I don't know what he's doing. He might be watching. He's doing his homework. God, I love that kid. So homework. Oh, there's my ex Eskimo fiance. She is freezing right now. Cold as woman.
Speaker: He, uh, no, he, he is so excited to do the show. Uh, he's like looking up on YouTube, like, cause we're doing summer slam picks tomorrow. He's looking at like best summer slam entrances and, you know, like surprise, uh, like the surprise comeback so that we, we can do our picks and have something else to talk about as well. I'm excited to do a show with him, man. i'm I'm kind of pumped. I'm, I'm, I'm. It's like proud dad moment. You know what I mean? I get that. So fuck you, Mark and Brian. You dickheads. Fuck you, Mark. Actually, Brian had nothing to do with it. Fuck you, Mark, for making my kid feel bad. Yeah, I agree. I'm back. Sorry about that. Yay. Fucking
Speaker: I didn't really have very much to contribute about the you know scantily clad waitresses. So I thought, I'll go make tea while the boys are getting into that. I thought you were going to say you were used to work there. That's OK. That's OK. You misplease put you in your place. Hey, Jeff. or Jeff, I think and this is and this is no, this is as nothing, no reflection on leggy. But, dude, I remember last Saturday by this time, it was hopping in here. It was so fucking right. I was going to say it was super. I know, man. Yeah. Did you guys watch last week's, did you guys watch last week's show? Oh yeah. I admit you the finished structure last week's show the first part of the show was a bit slow, but the second half got, got, you know, we got some people and we got some people. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, please. Well, we're part of the kind of opposite is happening here tonight. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, please gentlemen, I insist. higher maybe an end here is like killing your face Oh no, no,
Speaker: I mean know we're just busting his balls. Oh, no, no, no, no. Hold on. Hold on. Please, gentlemen, take over. Oh, that's all right. I swear to God if you say anything about it. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I finished on sentence. I'm curious. So I saw Deadpool blaze. i think yeah No, no, no, no. All I know, all I know is, uh, blazing said he'll take a cup of tea and a sandwich. If you know what's good for you before he gives you the old, what for? I don't know. I thought he was talking to me. I said, I'm not going to get a cup of tea. And he said, I wasn't talking to you. You know who I was talking to. I don't know.
Speaker: happened what happened there see i don't know what's happened to joe I think he's are we on a tea break? He's on a pee break. Oh No, you're good was i about I Know what happened to Jeff what did i What did I miss when I went to make tea? You said his internet just dropped. as I told you what you just missed. Blaze told you to make him a cup of tea and make him a sandwich. Oh, is that what you said? Okay. I missed that. That's what he said. He said he was going to give me the old what for. I don't believe that Blaze would say that. Watch the replay. I did. I did. I said I'll take the sandwich with my tea. thought it Okay. So it wasn't like go make me a sandwich, but it wasn't like no, no, I didn't say it like that, but that was what I was implying. No, that's a joke. Well, you could have a sandwich, but it would be with moldy fucking bread that's out of date. So I'm good. You just take a sandwich, hold the bread. I think you just have to pull the moldy pieces off. The rest of the bread is still good. No, I need to get a shop and need to get some groceries.
Speaker: It's just door dashes some more bread or Uber. Yeah, but it's it's five o 'clock in the morning. Like nothing's open yet. On a Sunday morning, it's 5 AM on a Sunday morning. Oh, it's 5 AM. Yeah, it's 504 AM. So what do you guys have over there? Do you guys have DoorDash or Grubhub or Uber Eats? You have Uber Eats, which I've boycotted. Um, we've got Deliveroo and Just Eat. I'm going to regret this. I know I am. Why did you boycott Uber Eats?
Speaker: because they kept fucking getting things wrong. Like one day they didn't deliver my delivery at all and then wouldn't fucking refund me for it. And I'm like, but it didn't turn up. And there was - Okay, okay. I was really expecting something else. I don't know what I was expecting. No, I'm with you. I'm with you. Uber Eats is terrible. And one day, like what was it that said? I can't remember, but the the customer service is just fucking joking. I was like, nah, we'll stick with other two. Yeah. No, I'm with you there. I have jump in the car and go to a shop and go get stuff, but it's five o 'clock in the morning and I'm tired and I can't be arsed. I'm lazy. We have 24 hour supermarkets here. Like I've got one around the corner, like five minute drive away, but I can't be arsed. Well, that's exactly why I left dinner out and I'll go out there and
Speaker: Scarford down when I get that one to show tonight, I didn't put it away because I knew I was going to go eat it later. and But I, I am, uh, you know, we have a couple of places that are still open super late. Uh, Nikki and I are both and me, even, even before Nikki and I started dating, I am, I am the worst about late night, late night ordering on door dash. I am the, Absolutely worst.
Speaker: yeah don't there's no such no I wouldn't be able to order. I wouldn't be able to have groceries delivered at this time yeah on on any app. I would need to physically go to the shop, but could I could probably like order like a chippy or something. I could probably order takeaway food. You know, but I'm being responsible. I'm not, I'm not like, I'm not going out after I've been drinking at two o 'clock in the morning to go get McDonald's. I'm letting somebody else bring me McDonald's. That's two minutes away from my house and paying a ridiculous amount of money. I'm not going to say anything because I don't have any issue with, you know, ordering like I'm not going to judge you for that. But, you know, I just wanted I just wanted a bit toast. I shouldn't even be hungry. I had baked potato and steak like I should not be hungry, but I just felt like a bit. I should brag a little bit more.
Speaker: ah so That's my favorite dish. I'd live off that dish if I was allowed to. a Actually, that's that's not that's not even true. I would probably be allowed to live off that if my wallet would agree with me. Unfortunately, like my my ah my my wallet does not agree with my steak and potato palette at the end of the day.
Speaker: and need to stop I need to stop um ordering so much stuff like takeaways and need to get back to cooking more. With my leg being dodgy though like I've not really been like because you've got to stand and fucking cook. It sounds like you need to get in touch with your bougie ghetto side. ah
Speaker: No, it's a terrible habit eating habits are are but I don't fly nothing but first -class bitch you ain't got first -class money shut the hell up Here's the thing, right? Sorry, so I'm gonna start another tangent That conversation because It's a midget, right? And i I'm five foot 10, right? I'm a tall person and I'm all legs, right? I've got a 36 inch inside leg measurement. If I'm buying jeans, it's a 36 inch inside leg, right? So I take up space. And I flew to Australia on Qatar Airways, normal, and the normal, what do you call that? Coach? I don't know what you call that. I've never flown, so I don't know. Economy.
Speaker: economy. ah cha economy and i know and i'm And I'm not slim either. you know but but I'm about 60, so now I'm a big person. And I had plenty of room. I did not feel uncomfortable. And you're talking about being on a plane. business whenever it small right? I mean there was a there was a layover there was just where we're gapping between but that's a long fucking flight that's all right but I'm just saying that's a long fucking flight it's a 21 hour flight okay well it's two separate flights we're gapping in Qatar in the middle but it's in Doha but it's a long flight and I'm a big person and I had plenty of room and I was comfortable enough so this bullshit of oh well you need to be flying in first class like it's just a bunch of fucking it's a bunch of bullshit
Speaker: Unless you're one of like unless you're on a shitty airline, which has a shitty economy video Unless you have more money than brains like my god but like Unless you have more money than brains like I wouldn't this this this is this goddamn kid Was it was in how long was he in Florida? oh here No, no, no went just this last week This goddamn kid had to come to Florida. No, he's in the military. he's He's stationed out in Italy. He's been out there for like 25 years ah So he had to fly to the Italy almost five from Italy to Florida. I'm i'm assuming he flew first his class always does He flew first class this goofy son bitch and I'm gonna say this because he's on my shit list little bastard Talk shit to me for no reason
Speaker: Was even part of the conversation and he started talking shit through he rented a brand new fucking Corvette for two. Well for what? yes Just for four days a brand new Corvette for four days while he was in Florida because he could It has yes more money than brains Duty Air Force, you know like yeah People don't have to justify how they spend their money, if that's what they want to do. It just does it because you can. But this bullshit of, you know, like, trying to justify the reasons for, like, bitch, you're five foot three, like, you don't need the extra space, you just... I can see Jeff doing that. I can see Jeff doing that. It's pretentious snobbery. And this constant narrative of being boozy, boozy, boozy, that person is hoping that if that gets said often enough,
Speaker: people will start to believe that that's the case, right? There's nothing, I don't even, I mean bougie isn't even a word over here, isn't even a word that we use, it's such an American term. But there's nothing bougie about that person, but it's like pushing the narrative that if, do you know what I mean? Like if someone says something often enough, that'll be the, that'll be the the belief, like fuck off. You create a narrative, like I create the narrative that I'm the champ. What I will see is when I've gone a train wreck. I was talking about flying. I will add the caveat that if I go on a train,
Speaker: particularly if it's like Edinburgh to London, I'll go first class because it makes more sense. You know, it's for the space. You get your free tea, you get your free food and your free tea and coffee. By the time you like go to the, the boofy cart and get yourself a sandwich and you've, you've basically spent the difference in price between the first class ticket. Do you know what I mean? Like it's justifiable. I don't understand that because I'm the guy, I'm the type of guy that if, if I can't drive there, And then I have no business going there. Yeah. No, I drove, to lunch i wish I drove to London last time, as you know, but I only did that because the trains were off, you know, cause it was a strike. Well, and but I also, I also, and you know, like when Nikki and I first started dating, she was only three hours away. And, and like I got to try to explain her, you know, I'll fucking drive up here every weekend. I don't care. I love to drive. I think, I think when you went, uh,
Speaker: ah Uh, when I think when you fly or not so much on the train, but when you fly, you miss so much. and And I love that. And I love that, that, that quiet time where it's just me in the car, um, listening to music, putting on my own little concerts and stuff like that. I mean, even, even when Nikki and I drive, uh, and we go back home for her. If she's driving, she's got her music on, she's s singing along, doing her thing. And if I'm driving, I'm i'm making yeah princess i am a bit I am the best passenger princess ever. i love it here because seat and I think it's different over here because internally a flight, an internal flight here, say, for example, if I was going to London from Edinburgh, right? You're talking like an hour. Yeah.
Speaker: the amount of stress getting to the airport, checking in, going through the security, getting on the plane and then when you get off the plane at the other side, you're not even in London, you've got to come from like Luton or Heathrow or whatever fucking airport like miles out out you know into the city centre. That isn't a conducive use of time, it takes just as long and it's more stressful than getting on the four and a half hour train. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? So that makes no sense. Whereas you guys, because the state is so big, because the states are so large, sometimes it makes sense to have an internal flight over there. It doesn't make sense to do that here. Yeah, I know. I know. I never understood. I never understood the people like in the States who will jump on a plane. It's a three hour flight. And that's if you're lucky. And that's if you're lucky enough to get a direct flight. You know what I mean?
Speaker: and and And go through all that hassle and all that bullshit. And they're like, well, I don't want to drive because it's a six hour drive. Yeah. But you literally just spent 12 hours dealing with check -ins and TSA. And then, and then you're going from, you're going from Ohio to Chicago, which in all honesty is. a straight shot, but for whatever fucking reason, your plane goes out to Dallas and then you have a delay in Dallas, Texas, which is on the other side of the goddamn country. And then you're in Dallas for three hours. And then you jump on on another plane and then you go to Chicago. like they should don't name this I'm going to open up, but I'm going to open up because obviously I'm trying to think of what a America looks like, right? I'm going to open up the map, right? Of the States. So, cause obviously you're describing this and I'm trying to picture it, you know what I mean? Yeah. yeah yeah
Speaker: Yeah, like Ohio's here in Chicago's in Illinois, which is like right here, you know. know chicago yeah Chicago's in Illinois, right? I didn't say that. Can we screen share? Can I screen share? No. Yeah, you can. You should be able to. I'll pull it up. um bring Yeah, you bring up just because it's easier to to visualize something. So if i were to if I were to travel to the States, if I were to jump on a flight, right, where would be the best place to go see? Because I've never America's never really up until recently been on my radar. um But I feel like after the fringe, I'm going to want to take myself off somewhere. So I mean, there's a lot to see in the US in all honesty. Mm hmm.
Speaker: I mean, there's also people with guns and I don't fancy getting shot. So well dont with don't go to Chicago if you don't want to get shot. First and foremost, do not go to Chicago. I'll be going to Canada for that reason. It won't give me like a. I've got the map of the states here, but I mean, you should be able to screen share and then I can pull it up. OK, hang on. I just have to, I just have to bring it up on stage. she screen is easiest with two monarch ah yeah yeah ya john I don't know. I don't know where you're at. Uh, so many, please. ah yeah Seriously. jobre this Yeah. There's some, I mean, there we go. walk wait random What's the question?
Speaker: yeah What's the question? She asked, like, where where where could you go we should have that to be in the States? ah yeah like What are cool places to see? I mean, like right up right up here, we're like New York, New Hampshire, Maine, and all that. There's a lot of history up there if you're into the history. My initial thought was New York, because I actually know people there. So I would feel comfortable that I wouldn't be completely alone, like I've got people
Speaker: nearby And I'm not talking about like HAPs or internet people. I'm talking about actual people that I know. Yeah, yeah I think it just what you're into and what you want to see when you if you were to come to the States because I'm not okay. I'm not a sitting on a beach type of person. I like to see things. Yeah. So like history wise, like the New England States, which is like New York, Connecticut, New Hampshire, Maine, Rhode Island, those are the New England States. That's what we call them here. There's a lot of history up there. There's a lot of really amazing architectural work up there. well You can see amazing architectural work throughout the entire country. um Florida has Disney World, Universal, the beaches, all that stuff. California has Hollywood.
Speaker: Uh, Bay, Vegas is in Nevada. Uh, there's not much going on in Wyoming, North Dakota, South Dakota, that, that quadrant of the special of the, of the world. I know people, I know people over in LA as well. I, you know, yeah, yeah. I mean, if you're into the l LA scene, you can go visit Carmen. her hey play is that that were you is that where you'd mi up be lane for blaze Niagara Falls upstate New York is pretty. Yeah. Yeah. i've I mean, I've never been up there on Niagara Falls is ready to see that's the thing I would like to like I feel like cuz I was even thinking and back Yeah
Speaker: and the Appalachian Trail if you want to do some hiking and stuff like that. would be um ah Obviously my knees dodgy but ordinarily I would say yes that's the kind of thing I like I'd like to go and see like I don't I don't really want to see touristy things I'd rather go and see like actual yeah there's there's you there is so much to do in the state uh you know uh John Florida might have that might might be the best for amusement parks but you know what they don't have the top rated amusement parks and you know who does have that We do ah hasag ohio like parks again, not really appealing. Do you know what I mean? Well, like roller coasters and shit like that. yeah i' like but I'd like to go and see like actual like everyone like or the aren you know, you're talking about architecture. I've got an interest in that as well. um I can't sit around. I can't sit around on a beach. I'll just melt into a little puddle of ash. I'm not. Yeah, no you need to go to like Alaska where it's where
Speaker: 30 days and they're like, there's, there's a part of the year for like an entire month. It's just dark there. 24 seven. and but We should check out. You should, you should check out the P and W. You might like oh i' say is exactly what I was just getting ready to say. You literally read my mind. The Pacific Northwest, which was like Oregon, Washington. It's basically all forestry up there. It's beautiful up there. and I've never been there. I've only seen pictures and videos. It's it's beautiful up there there. There is, there is something for everybody and there, there is it. And all in all honesty, you could come to the States for a year and you would not see everything at the, at the States have to offer, whether it be beaches, amusement parks, forestry, yeah history, whatever you want. and And we're, when we're a baby, we're a baby country. Like let's be honest.
Speaker: We're a super young country, but there's a lot of history here. well i see I was considering Canada because obviously I know people there and it would be nice stuff, you know. and Atlantic City, yeah. Atlantic City, go to the boardwalk, you can do some casinos. Broadway, if you're into theater, if you're into theater and musicals. Stefano and Jeeves are both in Vancouver, like they're both in Vancouver. So you that would even create cool to have a kind of meet up kind of show type situation. But when I went to Australia, it was literally just as lockdown was happening. And I'd gone there to to meet people anyway rather than actually see things. But my original idea of going to different parts of Australia was thwarted. I wasn't allowed to leave Western Australia because obviously they closed the borders. So, you know, I didn't really see very much over there other than kind of Perth and the surrounding territories. But um I think the best advice. Have you ever been to the States? No.
Speaker: Okay. So if you were to be like, you know, whatever your interests are, you know, and and like, as far as music goes, Nashville. that's what i was thinking i was I was thinking that as well. Actually, Nashville is a hotspot for music. It's not just country music, believe it or not. It's not just country music. You're going to see all types of music. Austin, Texas is a hotspot for music. Uh, Tampa is becoming a hotspot for music and comedy. Uh, if you're, if you're into standup comedy, growing you know Growing up, and and Blaze and I are around the same age, growing up, you you hear these comedians and everybody says to be successful, to to get acknowledged, you gotta go to new york New York City or to LA as a comedian to get noticed.
Speaker: Well, Tampa in the last probably 10 plus years has really established themselves as the Mecca of comedy and music. We have several other states that are known for their their their music scene. It just depends on what you're into. you know the Again, the PNW, the Pacific Northwest, they they they have you know grunge, rockish, more hippie style music, folk music. um
Speaker: ah But yeah, I mean, the best thing to do if you're coming to the States is just type in some of your interests and be like, where are the best places to visit in the States for these things? um ah we we we we I think it's the cool thing about the states and as I've never left the state. So, you know, for me, if I were to come across the pond and go to like Germany or England or Scotland or Ireland, or I want to come for the history and I want to come for the architecture.
Speaker: an architectal i am ah I'm a huge nerd when it comes to like architectural works and history and stuff like that. but um i don Why do I keep pretending? Okay. I'm not pretending, but I swear to God, I hear you say something. I didn't say nothing. That's funny. I am a ghost in this house that keeps fucking with me. But that would be like my thing. Like me, I would be like, i where where are ah historical hotspots and great architectural works to visit in Germany? You know what I mean? And that's where I'm going to
Speaker: for me. Also, where can I get the best beer at? Pretty much when anywhere in Germany. They're known for it. But I just said Germany. and I just threw it out there. that's Germany out there. um But yeah, I guess at whatever youre whatever you're into. i mean we My gut instinct was New York because there's i mean fairly cheap direct flights from Edinburgh straight into JFK Airport. um And that's kind of what I was thinking. and But I just don't know if and And the cool thing about New York, I'll give New York this credit this credit, and it's not just New York. We have a lot of states that are like this, but you know you're say you land in NYC, New York City, you can go and you can see the sites, the the Statue of Liberty,
Speaker: Empire stability Broadway the food the blobbity blob and then you drive a few hours Out of New York City and you're in the middle of nowhere. You're super rural. It's country as fuck They're not country. They're not like country like redneck hillbillies, but it's it's super rural. It's it's it's very pretty You're all you're basically in Canada at that point But we have a lot of states like that. Like when I lived in South Carolina, South Carolina is one of the few states that I can think of right off the top of my head, that you can literally be down on the coast, ah Charleston, where I was, ad and it's warm all year round. You got the beaches, you got the sunshine, blah, blah, blah. You drive a couple hours north, you're in the mountains. You get winter, you get fall, you get the forest.
Speaker: You get kind of the best of both worlds and you're only a couple hours away from it. You know what I mean? Uh, so it's, it's just depends on what you're into, what you want to see, what you want to, what you, what you want to visit, uh, when you come to the States. Well, I can you. Well, that was on the agenda. I think that that ship has well and truly sailed. And I can tell you what does not appeal like the thought ah like Vegas and gambling and bright lights like that's unknown. That's like that. That does not appeal to me at all. And and and the and the cool thing about Vegas and and again, Vegas is on my bucket list. I want to go to Vegas. But you you you can go to Vegas and not spend you you not spend a
Speaker: anyny gamble and still get to enjoy yourself because they've got concerts and shows and the twenty four hour tour ah no I don't know. I don't know. is There's just this sort of ostentatious over the top kind of. You can get hookers. This doesn't appeal to me. I don't know. Yeah, it's just two times.
Speaker: We get some hookers. i think The funny thing is I actually offered to to fly over there like like two years ago. You can go to Georgia and get some authentic Georgia peaches. I was shut down.
Speaker: I hear Georgia's nice this time of year. Wow. You are such a shit -starter. but Poke in the bear. Poke in the bear. Poke in the bear. Poke in the Lots of other stuff to do in NY. So she's yeah, if you're into the snow, if you want to be a part of the story. Yeah, I mean, you go ski. I mean, I'm you guys got skiing out there. I know. I know for a fact, because Nicki's oldest was obviously not so long ago where he was skiing. Right. Yeah, he was skating in France. You've got to. the memory but the main for like i And then like the next night he was getting fucking hammered in Amsterdam.
Speaker: You've got to remember that my knee's fucked. So skiing probably isn't on the agenda. Uh, one day in Vegas. I might just go to fucking, I might just go Europe up instead. I might go Italy. Don't you already live in Europe? Joking. I've never heard of this before. Technically the continent is Europe, I guess. Yeah.
Speaker: this Nikki just sent me this thing. It's, it's, it's one day in Las Vegas, the perfect itinerary. That I'm sun up to sundown. What place? He said, words are hard. I said, he liked hard words in your mouth. How many times a day do we have this conversation about words being hard? Hey, John. but no foque this one is with So AM morning photo shoot at the Las Vegas sign 9 to 11 breakfast. That's a pepper meal. 10 to three explore the Vegas strip, just wandering around.
Speaker: Looking at all that because they got some really cool. They got some really cool things on the strip in Vegas. ah Three to six explore downtown. I would probably want to go and see like all like, and another reason why New York kinda appealed is I'd probably want to go and see like all the music shops, like all the shops that sell like vinyl and instruments. And this actually looks like a really cool, I'm scrolling through this. I don't want to read it like all out to you guys. I can send this link to you guys at some point if you're interested, but that'd be an actually, it would be a really cool one day thing in Vegas. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Speaker: okay far as yeah guys is that that is that nickki bold than up to a holiday like how far are away are you from v from vegas I'm looking at the map. Yeah. This is a early check -in lunch at the Resorts World. This is with the hotel shop till you drop fashion show mall. Uh, four to six Omega Mart. But, um, it just looks big. It's just looks really cool. Like I would just proud. I could easily just spend a day.
Speaker: just walking around looking at things because they're skyline is like you see pictures of videos and it all in yeah yeah you see pictures and stuff of vegas at night and um no i will not ride the sky trolley with you i don't know what the sky trolley is but it says sky in the name and i'm not riding I might be rude. I also might be a fucking giant pussy, but um I'm a guy who's willing to fight a bear and a fucking kangaroo. But if it involves heights, I'm out there. and then
Speaker: I'm out like swimwear in December in Ohio.
Speaker: No, I think, you know, you see pictures and videos of Vegas and and it's got such a pretty skyline, man. I mean, the, little the lights and, and, and, and everything like that in Vegas, like I, I can get lost in that. If I had a hotel room that was high enough and I could just look out the window or the balcony and see like the Vegas lights, I'd be happy. I'd be happy as a pig and shit. Just looking at the the lights and the skyline and stuff like that.
Speaker: Maybe that's just me. I went second time I went to Vegas. I did it on the government side. I went there for a T Y. I was stationed in South Dakota at the time and all the on base, all the on base rooms are taken. So they put me and another guy's roommates up in a hotel off base and who it was, there was a casino downstairs and I'd go downstairs and I'd order me a beer and I drink it. And then I, you know, Fuck I'd always fuck around with slot machines just for the free booze But I would I would just usually stubble back up to my fucking room with like two beer glasses And I left that place for like fucking 12 empty beer glasses but untenable And that's the other thing that I've heard about Vegas as long as you're gambling and I don't know how true it is But if you're gambling you drink for free essentially, um see I'm not a gambler and I'm not much a drinker either So again, that doesn't really fucking appeal
Speaker: Well, I mean me I'm gonna play the fucking nickel slots or whatever fucking like blazes so loved my room with so but that's the Thing if if you hit the nickel slots, they're not gonna come around as much because well you're on the nickel slots But if you tip well, it's like if you get one of them, you know flag them down They do come over the nickel slots if you a tip them really good. They'll keep coming around Yeah, you're just buying Yeah. Oh yeah. I mean, it' so essentially you're just paying her to come keep coming back. But, but I'm also, I'm also the type of person that if I were to like go to Vegas, I'd be like, all right, I'm going to go. This is just how I am. Like I'm going to go gamble. i Say I'm there for a week. ah You know, I'm going to go gamble on Wednesday night. I'm only taking $200.
Speaker: Once that $200 is gone, win, lose, draw, whatever the outcome is, once that initial two, so so so i so say I go play poker and and I win 500 bucks. I'm putting out 500 bucks back. I'm still playing on that initial $200. Once that initial $200 is gone, I'm done. I'm not going to gamble anymore. And that's just a mindset that I have. And I know that, that I can, I know that I can, me personally, I know that I can be like, all right, this is my limit. When it's gone, I can walk away. I'm not that guy who's gonna be like, yeah, and what's an extra 20 bucks, you know? So, you know, like I said, win, lose or draw, when that initial $200 is gone, whatever I walk away with is what I walk away with. If I walk away with no money, then I walk away with no money. If I walk away with some extra change in my pocket, then so be it.
Speaker: I know that some people get totally sucked into it and it's like, it's a thrill. For me, I would rather go and fucking spend my money on pizza and coffee. Do you know what I mean? I have no interest in gambling. Do you know what I mean? It just does not appeal to me at all. Yeah, I'm not a big gambler. That's that's me and that's you know, Brian and I have talked about it on here You know because he goes to Vegas quite a bit and and Brian and I have talked about it quite a bit because he's he's like click I know you he's like I know you're not gonna gamble but check out all these food spots. Check out if someone can jump andy shot Yeah, if someone can show me down i I want to check out this feel if someone can show me under all the best coffee shops are that do the best pastries like I'd be happy with that shit, do you know, but you I Know some places in Oregon you would fucking love
Speaker: That's my jam. Coffee and pastry. That's mine. That's my thing. Oh, Sister's Oregon would have your perfect place. Sister's Coffee. And then they had this fucking pastry shop that Sunday mornings, like the fucking line wraps around the building. It is so good. Like the best scones I've ever had. They got this bacon and cheese scone that I really love. And then their blueberry scones. I don't kind of look on the map to see where Oregon is. So that's like over to the west, right? Yes, look up ah Sisters Oregon.
Speaker: I'm trying to think who I know round about they are. I just, I would feel so much more comfortable being somewhere where I know that there's someone that I know. Do you know what I mean? Even if they're not. Oh yeah, no, I get that. You know, especially since you're in a, you know, a new place and all that drive. Yeah, and I get that.
Speaker: I definitely know people in LA. And I definitely know people and at the other site in New York.
Speaker: I think we're off. New York. thing Yeah. New York. New York was kind of the first thing I thought of just because the ah flight situation seems easy. Do you know what I mean? Like straight from Edinburgh airport, straight into like no, no layover or anything straight in, you know? I don't, uh, I don't fault you for that easy travel. Something I like nowadays.
Speaker: Maybe because I've got an old and cynical or some shit. al was i hate I hate complicated traveling. I was talking to Space Gal. Do you remember Space Gal?
Speaker: Vaguely, yeah. Alicia. And she is going to be in Ireland in December. OK. So I said to her, if she does end up in Ireland in December, I'll jump on a plane over to go meet her and for lunch or whatever. There you not like an hour away. Edinburgh to is like an hour flight. So that'll be quite cool.
Speaker: What I remember, she was a pretty cool person. I don't think I engaged with her too much. Yeah. She was, she was kind of, she used to follow the lawn cheese, you know, the shuttle lawn cheese. i I have no, oh yes. The shuttle launches. Yes. Yeah. Hence hence the name space gal. But then she kind of dropped off. She stopped streaming for a while.
Speaker: She's streaming again. I think so. Much more frequently than she had been a couple of times a week. Yeah. It's nice to see people back around again, you know? Yeah. Who's back around? I was just saying like. Just whoever. I was in, do you remember space? Yeah, I was talking generally, but I was talking. Do you remember Space Gal? Alicia. She's to like, she's to show us the the rocket lunches. um Yeah. Do you know who I'm talking about? Not me. i i ah You guys know me. I just do my shows and, you know, that's where you're at. Well, she was on before that, but anyway, what I was saying was she was meant to be in Ireland in December.
Speaker: And I had said to her, if she does end up in Ireland in December, I'll jump on a plane to go visit her because it's only an hour for me from Edinburgh to Dublin, it's like an hour long flight. So I'd go meet her for lunch or whatever. and Which I think would be quite cool. Yeah. i am So I'm starting to get really tired because it's like 26 in the morning. so i'm so I'm getting there myself, but we got an hour left. so sure You got to get new bread. you gotta get new bread You what? I stay up long enough to order new bread. Oh, no, no, no. I'll be trying to get some sleep. I'll worry about bread and stuff later.
Speaker: and There's no hurry for that. It's all moldy. You got moldy bread. ah Yeah, but I don't need it. You know, I can survive without it. I think that's what Jeff did. I'm going to say my internet fucked up, but I'm just going to leave. Yeah. Where did he go? What happened there? He said his internet crashed. Do you think you got a row? Mm hmm. Because I was joking about tossing him. You know, I think I think he I think he dropped his speech. I mean, if the wind blows, Jeff gets aroused. It it doesn't take much. So the whole joke was you were talking about tossing the cable and Jeff is so small, like that was the joke because he's only five foot three. He'd be easy to throw.
Speaker: I'll trust me. i But obviously there's a plea on words there, right? By and i would trust Jeff, like it's it makes it sound. doy Yeah, i would I would love to. be I would love to toss Jeff across the yard. I would. I would absolutely who'll throw Jeff across the yard. of giving me up
Speaker: i oh poor joe ah don't know why he put a wish i've tried that've I've been trying for. What are we, what are we looking at? Uh, yeah, we met when we were 15, what is that? Uh, 30 had 20, not 20, seven years since we, you know, we've been friends. I trust me. I've been trying to, I've been trying to shake that some bitch for almost 30 years. I can't get rid of you. You wouldn't be without, um, it's like a goddamn STD.
Speaker: No, I did not. a terriblely No, I love Jeff to death. the you know he He has his corks. It's cool when you're in sync with someone in that way. And those kind of things those kind of friendships like ah because i i've I'm the same I've got a friend that I've known from school since we were 10 and we can go for like months at a time without talking to each other and then and then it's just like as if we haven't been like apart kind of thing like when you're in the same room as them or whatever do you know what I mean like that those kind of friendships are you know you just pick up where you left off as if what am I missing
Speaker: Oh, Chris, I'm still here, fucker. Thanks, Chris. I'm glad you're still here. I've been working. What's that? Have you seen your messages recently? I did. I think I did. I thought I commented on. I might have sent you something. Can you just check your messages just so that I know that you've read it, please? Uh oh. I thought I commented on it when you Um,
Speaker: no, Nikki and I were talking about it the other day. Uh, yeah, I think it was yesterday where, um, I think blaze is starting to catch on to him because he said something earlier. And I know like, con like, there's a lot of times where. There's a conversation that that's being said or being had. and and and And a lot of times without Jeff and I having to say anything, we get we we just kind of look at each other. Yeah. You're in sync with each other. and And we already know what we're thinking. It was like tonight, Jeff, Jeff called me out. Cause he was like, we see the question mark on Glick space. You're like, how are you going to call me out? Like ah it's been a couple of times where you guys have finished my sentences or or said what I've been going to say at the same time. Like you do tune into people. right and i was yeah but I was telling Nikki, I said, it was funny because on Wednesday night, you know, we, we had,
Speaker: We had different stories or different news articles, but they kind of revolved around the same thing. Like we had the, we had the two shit stories. There was, there was something else. I keep hearing her say something and I know she's not. you with that I know you're not saying anything cause I was literally looking over at you, but I heard your voice. I'm losing my fucking mind. You're here. Jeff and Jeff and I are so in sync. It's, it's, it's scary sometimes. and and And it does happen a lot during the shows where we're like, we'll make a hand motion or a facial expression. And the other one catches it or we'll say something that nobody else catches. One of us will say something and nobody else will catch it right away. It.
Speaker: and we start laughing it's it's scary but yeah again like I said almost 30 years of friendship and uh you know uh I know the guy better than I know myself sometimes and that's scary to be inside the brain will but's also cool like to have that bond with someone do you know what I mean No, that's I think that's what's been cool lately, like the last month or so that we get to kind of go old school and we've done so many shows the last in the last month or so with just the two of us, which is which is how we started, which is where we started doing these shows. And and it's like, man, it's it's like a throwback, but but it's it's it's also different. And we were talking about this earlier tonight.
Speaker: because before we were just doing nonsensical nonsense. Now we're doing, you know, the men caring for men and the what the fuck news and Jeff garage and blaze has his show and he, and I have, and I have my, my show and you know, but to, to kind of get back at, you know, to kind of go old school and, and, and just be Jeff and I, that's, it's kind of nice. Yeah. Some people might look at that as a, quote unquote sign of yeah they're failing. Look, they can't keep nobody around. No, it's no, no, no help the fact that that Connor ain't got no legs. The thing is, the thing is, that in order for anything to to actually grow, you need to have the right ingredients or you need to have the right like foundation for that. you
Speaker: OK, let's just build an analogy, because obviously, you you know, that's your your game, right? So in order for in order to build something, you need to have a decent foundation. And if the team that you're working with isn't the right team, you've not got the solid foundation, it needs to be. It's not going to go anywhere unless you've got the right people. It's better to have, like, to pair people, you know, to cut them out, to be able to pair it down to a minimal and then rebuild again and to have the wrong people. just not she's just not gonna qui she's just gonna stagnate you know
Speaker: Chris Connor is actually doing pretty good. He's healing up rather. Well, and yeah, he should he he's walking Actually actually and I meant to do this update when we were when we first wrote this show we were doing all the announcements and stuff ah Connor Connor is actually he he's
Speaker: 180 man, he's uh, he's feeling good. Not a whole lot of pain. He's up. He's walking around. He's mobile. Uh, his new legs are, are, are, are connected properly. Uh, so ah ionic wind but legend know and all yeah in all seriousness, uh, the, the surgery seems to, to have been a success. Um, and, and he, and he's, he's, he's healthy. He's, he's happy. And we're looking forward to getting him back, getting him back on the shows. um You know, we miss him around here, but at the same time, we're also happy for him that everything's going well and he's in good spirits and, and, and, and, and all that. Go, go gadget legs. They were able to do it. They were able to reattach his car. Well, his wiener still don't work. So.
Speaker: but so but he has the be saying But so you can I think the little core group of people that you have at the moment, that's what this is what I was going with is like, yeah obviously, you know, you're waiting for Connor to be kind of touched on this other day when we're having a conversation. g clip But, you know, Connor's healing up. But once he's back, and The little core group of people that you've got are, that's a solid foundation. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, i think I think we got a really good group. I think we got a really good group of guys. I think i think we have, we're all on the same page. We did out that you weed out the Arseholes. Yes. Which is always a bonus and um
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, i think we got I think we got a really good group of guys. You know, Blaze is putting a lot of a lot of work and and time and effort. I'm working on it right now, actually. He's been working on it all night. he's He's been working on his show. These skits, man. Drawing out these skits is like every moment I get free time I'm sitting there. Yeah. Uh, you know, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm glad Jeff finally started doing a goddamn car show because I don't know what he was thinking, doing business and blobby blah, blah, blah, blah. Nobody finds their feet immediately. You're trying to, you're trying to build and grow something. You need to, obviously you're going to be trialing things out and he did the right thing by trying it. And it's not for him. Like he, and then he's done something else. That's how it works, you know?
Speaker: no exactly no No, I mean, I think, i think you know, we're we're definitely heading in the right direction, a positive direction. I think there's going to be, you know, down the road. I think there's going to be some, some new faces. um okay But make sure that they're the right faces. Just because someone wants to be a part of it doesn't mean that they're the right person. And I think that's important. like the The group of people that you have at the moment are all on the same wavelength. And they won't be full -fledged members. I think we're just going to see people kind of you know pop up and make ah appearances. and
Speaker: That there might be a familiar face popping up from time to time. You know, when he was here before he wasn't, he had a lot of things went on. He wasn't in the right frame of mind and, uh, had to take a break. But, uh, he, I thought you were going, I thought you were going to drop. I think you said the familiar face. I was thinking it's not a, it's not a certain bougie sociopath. Is it? She ain't never been to mention that name on this network.
Speaker: Who are we talking about? Put it in the private car, put it in the private car. I'll put it to you like this place. Hey.
Speaker: and I doubt she would come up here. No, it's not Tony. No, it's not Tony. Like I said, I said it. no um Yeah. No. Well, Chris said, is it Tony D? Uh, no, it's not Tony D. Like I said Monday night on the show when we were talking. No, it will no disrespect to Tony. You know where we, we are all held accountable for making our own decisions and our own life choices. We, we do. I honestly hope for the best. You know, whatever he decides to do more power to him. I really do hope for the best for him ah but now he But I have no control over Saturday that while I have some control over Saturday nights But I don't want to be that guy who's like I'm gonna dictate who can and cannot come up here on Saturday nights to see open door a challenge Anybody can click that fucking link Anybody can hit that link and just be like I'm gonna come up and you can show up and
Speaker: It is what it is. But as far as being a part of the network, uh, no, no, no will, no negativity or anything like that. Tony won't be a part of it. Um, you know, I, I said it on Monday. I'm not the guy who gives second chances anymore. I used to be, uh, you know, like, you know, I've talked about it. You know, we, we try to find the good in people. We try to. ah Yeah. This type of person. I am. I look for the good. I don't believe in the bad. I think everybody has a good spot. We just have to find it. We just have to sometimes chisel away at it. However, I'm at the point now where I don't do second chances and, and, and nothing against Jarvis, but you, you made your bed, bro. You, you had an opportunity, you had a chance and and now you're out. Same thing with Mark. I'm not going to shit on Brian.
Speaker: Uh, I will go ahead and call a spade a spade. Uh, I, I believe that. Can we just clarify, we just clarify that you can't face Brian and not. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not Mexican Brian, Florida, Brian, Florida, Brian. Hashtag cut face, Brian. Uh, nothing against Brian. Uh, uh, I, I, I, you know, I like these guys. I like Jarvis. I like Mark. I like Brian. Um, uh, Brian's kind of a yes, man. He he's kind of a, uh, um, a Puppet to a certain degree, but he's a good dude. He's got a good heart. He's got a genuine heart. He's genuinely a great guy um you know, but These are guys who will not Again, I can't stop him from coming up on Saturday nights if you want to come up come up That's it's the open door challenge. Love us hate us used to be with us I don't care who comes up come up, but don't come up here looking for a fight and looking for problems because Hey
Speaker: I'll fight. I'll fight and you know, if you want to come up here and fight with me and challenge me. All right. All right. You know what? I'm going to need everybody else to step down and I'm going to go ahead and squash this shit real quick. You want to come up here and hang out? Whatever the case may be, I'm giving it to your head either. Yeah. Uh, but, um, but these are guys who will not be a part of the network. These are guys who will not be welcomed back to be a part of the network. Um, we make our choices. We have to. sleep in the bed we made at the end of the day, uh, nothing against them. I really, I really hope Mark and Brian succeed. I really truly do. Um, I think, I think they have a good product. They just got to kind of hone in on it and, and, and, and, and grow and, and, and get better. Uh, Jarvis, I seen a lot of potential in that kid. I really did. And, and, and, and I think he could be.
Speaker: a really good podcast host. I think he could be a really good sports guy, but, and, and, and whatever Tony decides to do. And he puts in the work and he puts in the time and he puts in the energy. I think he could be good at it rather than just flying by the seat of his pants and thinking that he automatically deserved. And this goes for anybody. I don't want to put it just on Tony. I'm just going to put it on everybody. Uh, just because you turn on your camera and you have a microphone does not mean that you deserve to be a quality broadcaster or a quality content creator or a quality podcaster. I think if you put the work in and you put the effort in and you and you grow and evolve, I think these guys all have that potential. With that being said, there was a member of the show a while back and and we had issues and Mike, AKA the big dog, we, we
Speaker: We didn't have issues. He was going through some stuff personally. I was going through some stuff personally and we kind of took it out on each other, but we've remained friends. We talk all the time. Uh, and I think he's in a spot now where he's ready to try again. And I've invited him up to be a part of men caring for men. I think it would be good for him. And I think he would be good for the show. Um, we can eliminate the trying too hard, trying to be funny. trying to be exaggerate, uh, an exaggerated version of oneself and just be real. And I think Michael will be good on men, caring for men when he's ready. Uh, he's obviously got some things going on, but it's something that he's interested in doing. Uh, he's got a story to tell. He's he's been through a lot of shit and, um, I think he'll be good on Monday nights to help. I imagine Connor's going to bring a co -host in.
Speaker: When I walk away from the show to keep mike around I think Mike would be a good addition for men Karen for men But has he ever been up here I have no idea who ripped on his Okay, cuz he said he wants to come up on a Thursday night. I'm fine with that. I just yeah I had no idea who dog is I know he's in the comments But yeah, like I said, you know, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna fucking hate on anybody or shit on anybody do your thing just grow, just grow and evolve and, uh, it's not, I mean, lady, you're in the game. You know, I mean, you know, uh, this is not an easy path to take.
Speaker: No, but some people, as I was just seeing in the comments, some people will always choose the easy option. And I'm not just talking about work. I'm not just talking about the podcast. I'm talking about, you know, they they don't want life generally. They don't want to work for and anything. They don't want to any effort into the things that are worth putting effort into. And and obviously the podcast is an example, but, you know, some people just will always take the easy option. Yeah. but you hey legy
Speaker: yes did you know um Did you know I'm going back to college? You're doing photography. Yes. yeah could are you Have you started that yet or when do you start that, Blaze? My first day of class is August 22nd. Nice. Now we have a guy who's going to shoot all of our awesome like social media posts. I will too. Just as long as you get around out that shit. Well, for two reasons, because it helps the show and it actually helps me too. So shit, man. I'm standing on a mountain top with my belt. to but I hold my belt up for you. good pleases I got Trey right here, buddy. Yeah. I'm the champ. Please like orchestrating like dude war type issues.
Speaker: I'll be your first or friend. I had a friend. He him and his wife, he asked me, he's like, would you do Bordeaux or Bordeaux? I just fucked that word up. Bordeaux, Bordeaux, Bordeaux, Bordeaux, Bordeaux, Bordeaux. Pictures of his wife. I was like, no, I'm good, man. I don't want to go there. blade blaze is gonna open up that king words I'm get a Snapchat from Blaze one day. He's like, like, I have an idea. Can you come to Kentucky? It's like three hours away from where you're at. You, no clothes in your championship belt. That's what we're talking about. and but Behind the rest area. with my coffee amount but were Like Blaze, you had me at rest area.
Speaker: but know i am When I had the studio I used to do boudoir but I started to introduce, there was guys sort of contacting me wanting dude workshops, wanting men, like male, it was never nude, it was implied nude that would do with women and I had men that used to inquire and I would always say that's okay but I've got a male assistant who'll be with me when we're doing the shoot. And they would always, they would always, like, if I said they had a male assistant, they would always say they weren't interested in this because they weren't, they weren't interested in the photo shoot. They were interested in yeah like, it was, they were being a porn fantasy. Yes. So yeah, none of that this is how porn start. Yeah. Not, not yet, Chris. Uh, it, I just don't know if there's a market for it, man. yeah And I don't know.
Speaker: No, nii and Nikki has a friend who does that. she does she That's what she does. she she does And Nikki wants to do it. And we talked about doing it together. But it's not like... There's sexy photos, but it's not like... I'm gonna jerk off to this like photos, you know what I mean? yeah <unk>s It's classy, it's classy, sexy, you know? And I'd be like, yeah, I mean, if, you know, I told Nikki, I said, absolutely. If you want to do it, do it. If you want to do a couple of things, let's let's do it. I mean, I'm a big fat slob, but, you know, whatever. But, you know, like I would absolutely do it with her. but but but But her friend that does it, she she does it in a way where it's not like,
Speaker: It's not like crazy. You know what I mean? It's, you know, she, she generally, and it is not cheap because she does it at a real fancy, uh, high end studio, like hotel. And it's like one of these historical hotels and, uh, in Pittsburgh and whatnot. She uses that place and. Then there's another couple of places that I've seen some of our pictures and it wasn't like there are some of the photos that she's taken. It wasn't like, Oh, I'm going to take these pictures and go toss one off real quick. You know, and I'm not going to go flog the dolphin to it. It's just like, Oh, these are actually really nice pictures. These are, these are really cool. You know, she does good work. So, but yeah, they're often flogging. They're not worth it. yeah it's But there are, there is that, unfortunately, there is that aspect when you go into that world.
Speaker: But that's not what boudoir is supposed to be. It's supposed to be like empowering for the woman that's having the people taken. That's generally what then. And normally there's some kind of deal that's done with, you know, there'll be a makeup artist and there'll be, you know, someone who does hair or whatever. And it's like an experience. Yeah, you know, you have a hair person and um makeup artist and and all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was looking to see if any of mine were on my Instagram, but it's such a long time since I posted any photo content. Yeah, there's one of mine there. Hang on. Can I share that with you guys?
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Speaker: That's one of my boudoir shots. It's not very big, though. It's quite small on the screen because it's Instagram.
Speaker: So I saw a lot of shit, a lot of shit in black and white. Oh, it's not me. No, no, no, it's not me. and but Yeah. I'm an idiot. I'm like, that's not you. Shut up. No, no, no, it's my work, not my There's a reason why I'm behind the camera and not in front of it. Amen. Amen. ah
Speaker: Nah, you know, yeah yeah i mean yeah yeah I mean, I'm blazed. Again, I'm excited for you to be going back to college, man. I'm excited for you to to be doing something different. I just i just didn't know I'd share the news with you. You had a conversation about it before, yeah. Yeah, you know, I mean a lot of times um I'm trying to ask.
Speaker: conversation like You're much more like. wildlife and and kinda landscape orientated. That's right. Yeah. K mag was up here that night. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. onesky poor we'll shoot people like you that's illegal with us speaking a shooting people i had this lady give me a veil thread of shooting me yesterday i got in a shouting match with her in the deke park is your shooter no no no so
Speaker: I get out of my car, and I'm walking through the parking lot to the store to grab a mobile order. and i And then the driveway is perpendicular to where I'm walking. I'm literally like, here's her truck. I'm walking by. So I'm like right in front of her. And yes, I'm looking at my phone, but I see her out of my peripheral and because I'm sitting there checking the mobile order. And I'm just walking and then I hear this engine rev up and this stop the brakes real quick. And I look I see out of the corner of my eye, I just shake my head like she's not paying attention. And I walk up on the curve. And she fucking pulls up and she's like, you don't shake your head at me. Well, I turn around, I'm like,
Speaker: I'm like, ah, fuck off. And she's like, you don't fucking tell me to fuck off. I turned around and I just do it. Just let's go fuck yourself. And then she's like, she had a 12 year old kid in her fucking in the passenger seat. And she's like, you don't talk like that in front of my kid. I was like, bitch, go fuck yourself. I don't give a fuck. And she goes, that's how people get shot around here. I was like, bitch, are you threatening to kill me over words? And she puts her hands on the steering wheel, looks down, no and drives away. but ah Jesus.
Speaker: And that is why - I tried to tell her. I tried to tell her. I was like. She's like, I'm driving. I was like, ma 'am, I'm already in the drive or the parking lot walking past you. Right. i mean She accused me of not paying attention. But that is why I am not sure about visiting America. Yeah, well well let's be honest i feel that i feel that yeah like let's be honest in America we can be a little bit away and that's that's that's the you know wass mean mean Feisty right and coming to fisticuffs. It's not a problem. I can completely handle my You know the threat of like Having a fucking gun because somebody someone can't fucking you know because they're a coward and they can't fucking fight like that's
Speaker: I you know in all in all my years and this is again personal experience personal life this this is not Speaking I will say this in America We are some loose cannons Americans are some loose them cannons You don't never know you you don't ever know what you're gonna get and I know I screwed up the English language when I just said that phrase Fucking deal. It is what it is. This is me. What pisses me off is Like yeah if, if your go -to is I can't take your words, so I'm going to start threatening violence or go to violence. It's like you've already lost the smart award. Keep going. Dummy. You're going to find your ass. Yeah. prison yeah move Move along dumbass.
Speaker: and so mean You make yourself in fucking hospital or in a box. So, you know, I've had, I've, I've had guns pointed at me before. I've been in situations where I might've had a poor mind, but yeah I'm going to die that day. I'm going to die that day. I just, I'm confrontational. I don't like backing down when people tell me what I'm allowed and not allowed to say. Especially I'm in public. I spent 14 years of defending my goddamn freedom to talk. I ain't shutting up anymore I already had to do that. Yeah, so and I like that way in public. I will say you know on one side of the coin Nine times on ten. I don't I don't think I'm a big guy. I don't think I'm a big dude I don't think I'm intimidating. I don't think I'm scared
Speaker: 99 % of the time when you see me out in public or you see me around, I got a big stupid grin on my face. I'm the first one to be like, Hey, how's it going? You know, smile, wave at somebody. If you got a kid with you, I'm like, i'm um um Hey, what's up little guy? Or what's up? You know, princess or whatever you got dogs. I'm i'm i'm done. If you got dogs with you, I'm smiling. I'm stupid. Whatever. But you know, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm a big guy, you know? So fortunately I have that on my side. Hey, I have that on my side. Um, in all my years of carrying a gun, and I've carried a gun pretty much since I was 16 years old. um Never once have I ever had to show my gun. Never once have I, well, hold on a second. This is, this there's a caveat there. This is why I'm saying this. Never once have I ever had to get into a verbal confrontation where I lifted up my shirt and showed somebody that I was carrying a gun or anything like that. Never had to do that. I would never actually do that.
Speaker: and we have funding I've I I I've only ever once and so I say I've never pulled my gun on somebody I've only done it once in my life. Um, so, uh I'll I'll go vert we can verbally beat each other down all day long. i' i'm I'm in I love a good fucking Roast session curse out session whatever I'm in I do have you know a little bit of a violent history I have I'm more of a I'm more of a fist of this guy, you know what I mean?
Speaker: I've been shot at. I have had guns pointed in my face. I have been stabbed. I guess you could say I've been shot. There was an old farmer that shot me one time ah with rock salt, lit my ass up, and I would not ever recommend getting shot by rock salt because it does not feel good. That's the thing. Proceed. Just because you haven't. had to or felt the need to show your gun or threaten anybody with it doesn't mean that there aren't other fucking arseholes around you. that Yeah, i know they're 100 % are that the only time the only time but I was also and and I think there's a lot of so unfortunate. Here's here's this is a double edged sword. Most people that I've come across most people that I know personally and most people that I've had conversations with whether it could be complete strangers.
Speaker: And a lot of veterans and believes I don't know if you can attest to this or not and And I have a lot of friends that are cops or I grew up with guys who became cops And one of their number one thing that they say is I never draw my weapon unless I plan on using it because that's situation probably but No, I get you. Well, see, my thing yesterday was like she she did. Okay. So, I understand she wasn't really going to shoot me or was she actually a personal threat? No. But what it was was I'm going to scare this guy into shutting his mouth. Yeah. And I crashed it right there. Pisses me off. It's like you're not going to scare me to shut up. I'm not going to just comply to your whatever.
Speaker: Yeah, no, I, uh, when I, when I first came, when I first came, renaline going when i but I first came back home to Ohio shortly after I got my first apartment, I, uh, went to one of the local bars and just went in there. I got off work and I was like, man, I just want to go have a beer. I don't want to sit it at the house. I just, I just want to go have a beer somewhere and relax. That was my goal. I was only going to have, I got a hair that's driving me crazy. Just so you guys know I'm not crazy um It's like tickle on top but anyways, so so I go in and up i go into one of the local bars ah and I sit down at the bar. I order my beer I'm watching they got ESPN Sports Center, whatever. I'm watching it some dude comes up starts bumping his fucking gums and
Speaker: And you're in my seat, blah, blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada. I'm like, whatever, dude, my bad. Let me move over. So I moved over and he still kept sharpening my fucking ear. And I was like, she's a fucking priest bartender. You know, don't mind him. He's an asshole. He's a regular him and his buddies, whatever. And I'm like, I'm just going to finish my beer and I'm going to leave. Moved over drinking my beer. Watching television, watching the sports center, whatever it was, something sports related. Get up and walk out. I walk out the door. four on plan I'm walking towards my car. This guy and four of his buddies want to come out the door, running their fucking mouths. yeah My first response was clearly you don't know who I am. To which they responded, well, there's five of us in one of you. Fair enough.
Speaker: This is going to go one of two ways. I'm going to fucking hurt every one of you or. You're going to hurt me, but either way, it ends up bad for all of us. So why don't you go back inside? Enjoy your game of pool. Enjoy your drinks. I'm going to go to the next spot and I'm going to enjoy my evening. Yeah. Three of the guys pulled knives out. All right. I've already got my car door open. I reach in and I said, I don't pull this unless I need to use it. So just so you guys know, the next step you take is going to end you in a body bank. What time of my life I've ever pulled my gun outside. I didn't point in Adam. It was on my side. My finger was not on the trigger, but I let him know the next step you take, I will drop every one of you.
Speaker: Well, that's the same. You take every move. They walked back into the bar 35, 30 minutes later, whatever the case was, I get approached by a couple of police officers. They asked me what happened. I told them, and those guys wound up spending the night in jail. And the police officer that I was speaking to said, You did everything right. You did everything correct. And had you been forced into that situation, you were 100 % in the, in the right. I don't want to be that guy. I don't want to be that guy. I never want to be that guy, but you're also at the same time. I'm not going to be a statistic. I will not become a statistic, but at the same time, I'm always down for a word of Wars are aware of war of words.
Speaker: like and plus I'm old, I'm old, I'm i'm so i'm old man. I don't want to fight nobody in a bar. That's why I drank my beer and left. I was like, I'm going to avoid confrontation. These were younger cats too. Like they they were younger. They were younger guys. like I don't want to fight nobody. I just want to enjoy my fucking life. The people are so weird right now, man. Everybody wants to, I don't know. It's like,
Speaker: yeah like Yeah, exactly. like what What are we doing here? is Is it a dick -measuring competition? Is it a pissing competition? I feel like it's got a lot worse since the pandemic and everything was shut down. I feel like that's where it kind of... and everything's just started going back to normal again. I noticed it with road rage. There's a lot of anger and aggression, a lot more road rage, and it's like, what the fuck? We'll go pee. I've been I've been in I'm back but pay no attention this put announcement that everybody knows that we all pee on here when I type something in the comments is because I don't want to interrupt you talking I put that shit and they never see it but i know oh oh did you already leave and come back leggy yeah
Speaker: look and know I do something like oh but ah ah did it because I didn't want to interrupt you talking to say, oh, I'm going to go pee by the way. Like I just, you know, telling a story. Chris. honest I agree with you. I think I think I think as since I think since the pandemic, a lot more people are on edge, man, and they're and they're and they're acting they're acting out of pocket for no fucking reason. Like what what are we what are we doing here, man? Like, damn, like.
Speaker: I think a lot of shit is also stalked online. Like when you see, like we were talking earlier about the shit coming across the Twitter timeline, right? And that's just one app. And it does, it does feel like it's being, you're being deliberately bombarded with stuff to try to push you off. Like it feels like you're being, it feels like, it feels like it's a big psychological experiment. Like they're trying to fucking see how far they can push people. That's how it feels. Yeah. I mean, I remember a time, you know, and, and, and, and again, personal experience. I remember a time in, I'd go to a bar and you know, sometimes, sometimes, depending on where you're at, type of bar you're in, whatever, it's crowded. You might bump into somebody. Oh man, my bad. Let me, my bad, dude. Let me, let me grab you a beer, man. My bad. And they're like, Oh yeah. Hey. And then, and then, and then, you know, you, you buy, you buy guy, you buy the guy a beer and then you're standing at the bar and you get to bullshitting. And the next thing you know,
Speaker: You've made a new friend, you know what I mean? Like, and then you see him the next week and you walk, Hey, what's up, man? and How are you doing? How was your week? Blah, blah, blah. Now it's like, I don't like to go to bars a lot. Uh, because, you know, I've been bumping into somebody accidentally. And then next thing I know it's like, my time am I literally in a fight for my life at this moment? and At this moment in time, and do I have to worry about losing, losing my life? or taking somebody else's life to make sure that um people people are are out of their goddamn minds these days, dude. It's insane to me because like shit ain't that serious. Shit really is not. And then you see all these online beefs, like you said, with Twitter or X or whatever. You see these online beefs where somebody ends up killing somebody because
Speaker: um I'm doing a podcast and I called somebody a jackass and then they got on their old computer and clickety clack, clack, click a couple of few. I know your address. Okay. Cool. What do you do? There was that one dude who got in a fight online over like call a dude. It went bought a plane ticket and fucking flew over there. Yeah. The cat that went from what was in New York to to Florida and killed somebody with a hammer. um but the I mean, yeah, I mean, there are some people who, who intentionally provoke. I mean, when I think about the shit that I went through on that Cantina app to the point of ending up in hospital, like, and like there are some serious, there are some serious fuckwits online. Like, and I don't mean like it it goes beyond trolling. It's like,
Speaker: like i can understand why someone I can understand why someone would be so wound up they would want to jump on a plane and go kick fuck out with someone. I have felt that myself because you're pushed and you're pushed and you're pushed so far and there's only so much of that you can take. And as we all know, bullies only respond to force. Bullies don't respond to being ignored. Bullies don't respond to, you know, turning other cheek. Bullies only respond to physical fucking force. Exactly. And they think they're fucking white because they think they're white because they're behind a screen in another fucking country and you can't just rock up and fucking knock fuck out them. That's, that's why.
Speaker: what or they're sitting behind their steering wearing a big ass fucking rural truck. they There's been a few times we are. should have walked up and smacked her in the mouth please. I know the way that I talk, top ah sound like I'm like a giant. I'm actually not that. Like I'm five foot ten, right? I'm tall for a woman. But in the grand scheme of things in the world, I'm not a giant, right? But I have seen incidences where there's been a road rage. It's usually an older guy being an absolute fuckwit, ready to like come to blows.
Speaker: You know, for no reason. And oh but then but then I'll get out the car, right? Because I look quite short when I'm sitting down because my body's short and I've got long legs. So the thing that they think they're having a go at are women that they think they can essentially overpower. Like it's very aggressive as if they're ready to hit a small woman, right? And then I get out the car. and they kind of take a step back and they're like, oh, fuck, like, I wasn't like, I'm due. Do you know what I mean? And that's happened a few times. God damn fucking got out of the fucking car. I didn't know what to do. But when you, aren't but when you analyze that, you think to yourself, what kind of fucking person thinks that they're going to hit a woman that's smaller than them? Like what what's the mentality behind that? And then realize, you know, actually, I might actually have a fight here. Like who? They got a small dick.
Speaker: yeah yeah but what like what the fuck is that shit picking on someone that thinks like helpless in comparison us to them it's fucked up well you not only that but then you have that that that that gang mentality oh there's more of us than there are of them than that so we're just kind of on them it's just like i mean that's that's that's that's that's that's i mean that's what i said to a certain group of people Mm hmm. You fucking chirping online. What's stopping me from fucking flying out or driving out to where you are and punching you dead ass in your fucking mouth? That's what some of them need. That's yeah like theres a few people and actually the sociopath is one of them who run, you know, people who run their mouth haven't been smacked in the fucking mouth enough. Yeah. Like that's that's what they need. You know, good fucking smack in the mouth. You know, like I've said it before and I'll say it and I'll say it more. I know I don't give a goddamn.
Speaker: You know, Jay, uh, you know, a certain individual, Jay, Jay money, Jay monkey, monkey, Jay, whatever he wants to call himself.
Speaker: On whatever account he happens on that day. I've known this cat since power scope. I happen to know that he is actually legitimately a good dude in real life. I've had private conversations with him. I know he's a good dude. I know he has a good heart, but he gets on online and he acts a certain type of way. And, and I've said it a million times. I would love to have the opportunity to meet Jay. I would love to hang out with Jay. I would love to meet him in person. First thing I do is punch him right in his fucking mouth.
Speaker: And it's not because I don't like the guy. It's not because I wish ill will on the guy, but he needs punched in the fucking mouth. Yeah. he was with that maga crowd though was sister i thought but I think a lot of people, that's the point though. They know that they're not going to get a smack in the mouth because they're behind a screen. Like, so that's why they run their fucking mouth. yeah this this is this is a same This is the same guy who has said derogatory, disgusting, god -awful things to minors, to my ex -wife, to me ah online while we're doing a show trying to get a rise out of somebody. This is somebody who continues to do, um I don't know, I haven't
Speaker: Come first with the guy and well over a year ah but before I walked away from everything and Who continuously continuously created drama made drama? ah Was a part of the drama and everything like that online Pretending to be something that he's not because at the end of the day in real life. He's not anything like he is online who
Speaker: said all these terrible, horrible things in my lives. And when I came across him on Habs and I made it, and I was in the comments and I said, yo, what's up? It's click blah, blah, blah. And, and, and, and it wasn't until I was like, what up my Jew brother? And he lost his fucking mind. Oh, I can't believe you would say that. I'm blocking you. deadda To which I i messaged him because we're friends on other. And I'm like, really, dude, after all the things you've said and done online throughout all the years, after I announced myself, after I told you who I was.
Speaker: And I said what up my Jew, brother? You want to act like a fucking victim? You want to act like a little bitch and you want to fucking block me in front of a bunch of fucking nobodies? That's what's up. That's how it's going to be. And then he unlocked me, but I've made it very clear. i I want to punch him dead ass in his mouth. First time I meet him, everyone's not going to stop me from having dinner with him and hanging out with him. And I here one night on the show. And he wanted to play the victim card. And he went on all these different platforms that he was on trying to play the victim card and make me have to be an asshole. And I'm like, OK, OK, OK, buddy. I see. I see what's up.
Speaker: I had to walk away from it after the after the hospital incident, I had to walk away from yeah um moon most of the people on there don't actually know what happened. And I know that a certain person from the off has created an narrative and so they won't actually ever get to know the real truth of what went down and what happened because someone has to create an narrative to make themselves out to be you know the the the the good guy, right? And, you know, I have to be the problem or the crazy person or the whatever fucking whatever it is that you feed into these flying monkeys. And none of that matters. At the end of the day, I've had to walk away from I've had to walk away from everyone that's on that platform. And there's been a couple of people that have reached out to me that have tried to check and see how I am. And it's like, well, why are you doing that now? I've been away. I've left i left that app and
Speaker: October or November last year? It's now July, why are you reaching out to me now? Like you never, you didn't check on me when I was in hospital and I needed... to support or to find out if I was okay. You weren't there when someone was running his mouth talking absolute fucking shit about me in private rooms and you were all fucking piling talking shit about like why are you so have've I've had to walk away and I haven't like I've ignored a lot of people who have subsequently reached out because it's like I don't want any kind of association to do it in them Like I want to walk away from that entire chapter. I feel like I lost two or three years of my entire life that I kind of wish I could forget about. And there are people that I wish I'd never met. You know, there are people, certain people that I just wish I had never met. I wasted all that time. That was that was at the end of the day, that was the best thing I could ever do was to walk away from that circle, walk away from that world and and
Speaker: for me personally, for me mentally was to just, just just't just they're they're nothing. They don't mean anything. they don't They don't advance my life. They don't benefit me in any way, shape and or form. And to just wash my hands and be done with it and walk away from it, it was like, so this This is the city of the world that I ever lived in before I was introduced to this world and there was a couple people in that world that I was just like yeah, I know you guys from Periscope, but if this is what you guys are gonna do I'm I don't want any part of it. Yeah, you can you can still Watch my show. I don't give a damn if you watch our shows watch our shows. Thank you for watching. it I appreciate it ah you know you could you can continue to
Speaker: create your narratives and your false stories and blah, blah, blah, blah, whatever you need to do to make yourself feel better. But at the end of the day, um I'm a message away. you If somebody's got a problem with me, message me. Let's fucking talk about it. Let's see what's going on. Let's see what the issue is. Like, am I really an issue or are you listening to too many idiots? You know, but also at the same time, hit I'm not going to not defend myself. here's thing Here's the thing though, Glick, in all of these scenarios, in all of these situations, all of these you know interconnected things, there's one constant. There's one constant. And I don't think that's a coincidence. You know, there's one... Yeah, what coming up on...
Speaker: yeah Oh, yeah. Sorry. Sorry. I didn't want to cut you off. but you know you're me know you know You know what I'm saying? There's one and common denominator. That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah. No, as I said, you know, the best thing I did, and I told you, i I told you I had a million times. You just got to wash your hands and walk away from it. That was the best thing I ever did. That was the best thing, not only not only for me, but for for for what we got going on right now, was just walking away from it. You know, I'm going to continue my thing. I'll do your thing. You do your thing over here. I'm going to do my thing over here. And even walking away from it doesn't actually remove you from it because I'm still, there's still references made. You know, fucking weekly reference to me or do you know what I mean? And it's like,
Speaker: You know, I thought I thought this didn't really exist. And, you know, online relationships aren't really a thing and you don't believe in them. So why are you discussing it every fucking week? Like, why is it? Do you know what I mean? Like, why is there snidey diggy fuck like fuck off? yeah And i you know I feel that, you know, what I look out like this and I said it and I said it a couple of weeks ago. I live in your head rent free. I don't think about you. I don't care about you. And at the end of the day, I win, you lose, talk about me, reference me, say what you got to say, but until you come and say it to my face or until you actually come and address it to me personally. Okay. And that's why I say, ladies and gentlemen, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. It's Saturday night. Nonsense. Well, nonsense. Make sure you tune in tomorrow night or tomorrow afternoon, not only for Jeff's garage with Jeff and Benji, but later on tomorrow, brand new show.
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