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Speaker: 10 things not to say when someone says I love you for the first time.
Speaker: Number one, no shit.
Speaker: Number two, what do you want?
Speaker: Number three, no you don't.
Speaker: Number four, give me one good reason why.
Speaker: Number five, that's your opinion.
Speaker: Number six, wrong.
Speaker: Number seven, so do a lot of people.
Speaker: Number eight, and number nine, are you still here?
Speaker: And number 10, oh, goody.
Speaker: Where's Michael Phelps speaking out against Leah Thomas?
Speaker: Where are the women transitioning to men to compete in men's sports?
Speaker: Liberals are such amateurs that Scientologists are saying, well, at least we're not that.
Speaker: NASA released an audio clip of a supermassive black hole located 250 million light years away.
Speaker: Here it comes.
Speaker: I'm sorry.
Speaker: That was just audio from my ex-girlfriend, Sol.
Speaker: It's a bajillion, hillion light years away.
Speaker: We'll take your word for it, science, from the people who brought you COVID and COVID treatments.
Speaker: Science isn't an exact science.
