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Episode 220: 2ND TASTE OF EP. #220: “Getting More Based with Each Episode” image

Episode 220: 2ND TASTE OF EP. #220: “Getting More Based with Each Episode”

S5 E220 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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*THIS WEEK:*

  • “Amateur Nation is SO Stupid!” “How stupid is it?” Hear for yourselves!
  • Another Hollywood pimple showcases his amateur brain re: the Nashville school shooting
  • Enjoying your police state, Amateur Nation? I know. Your feelings about Trump!
  • Even car MANUFACTURERS know EVs suck!

*On “A la Carte”:* “10 Things Not to Say When Someone Says, “I love you” for the first time”, the 3D printed meat hoax, and what sound does a black hole make? Ask my ex.
*On “3 Pro Things”: common sense to make amateur heads explode, the “African-American” label broken down, and the 459 crimes on Hunter Biden’s laptop.

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*WATCH* the parody song: “My Prez” on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIJjjZLd3q0
*WATCH* the parody song: “He’s So Stupid (And We Hate That)”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kT8nBvvPl8&list=PLGw14MGhRN476V1fiL_Hn_i3cUNZtKLkT&index=5
*WATCH* the parody song: “Oh, Say AOC!”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARSBDPysq5g&list=PLGw14MGhRN476V1fiL_Hn_i3cUNZtKLkT&index=6
*WATCH* the parody song: “We Want LA”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARSBDPysq5g&list=PLGw14MGhRN476V1fiL_Hn_i3cUNZtKLkT&index=6
*WATCH* the video: “30 Things That Are Like Driving a Prius”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARSBDPysq5g&list=PLGw14MGhRN476V1fiL_Hn_i3cUNZtKLkT&index=6
*WATCH* the parody commercial: “Teachers Gone Wild!”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWUEnfGQJKs&list=PLGw14MGhRN476V1fiL_Hn_i3cUNZtKLkT&index=4
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Transcript

Inappropriate Love Confessions

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10 things not to say when someone says I love you for the first time.
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Number one, no shit.
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Number two, what do you want?
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Number three, no you don't.
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Number four, give me one good reason why.
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Number five, that's your opinion.
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Number six, wrong.
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Number seven, so do a lot of people.
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Number eight, and number nine, are you still here?
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And number 10, oh,

Transgender Athletes in Sports

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goody.
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Where's Michael Phelps speaking out against Leah Thomas?
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Where are the women transitioning to men to compete in men's sports?
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Liberals are such amateurs that Scientologists are saying, well, at least we're not that.

Black Hole Audio Release

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NASA released an audio clip of a supermassive black hole located 250 million light years away.
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Here it comes.

Humor in Science

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I'm sorry.
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That was just audio from my ex-girlfriend, Sol.
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It's a bajillion, hillion light years away.
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We'll take your word for it, science, from the people who brought you COVID and COVID treatments.
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Science isn't an exact science.