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Speaker: I'm Glick, as always, hanging out with Wolf Jeff and the big dog, wherever the hell he may or may not be in. Not here. He's somewhere. Where's the camera? It's on. It's on. Can you hear me OK? Yeah, we can hear you. Oh, thank God. It's been, you know, let me tell you how much I love technology. Welcome to nonsensical nonsense. If it wasn't for technical difficulties, there would be no show.
Speaker: I have a computer. I have a microphone. I have a microphone. Um, can I make it all work so I can be on the podcast? Like, you know, you guys, fuck no. No, it takes some time to get used to it all. I got to go for your laptop rather than using the app. But speaking of the app, especially off the website,
Speaker: Speaking of the app, if you guys aren't already, feel free to check us out on all social media, at Nonsense Go Nonsense, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, YouTube, Twitch. Thanks, Jeff. Anyway, social media. And then you can join us every Wednesday and Saturday night live, right here on HabsTV. You can come hang out in the chatters box.
Speaker: You can come and distract Jeff, and you can come and listen to Mike Yellow's kids write his work a lot. You did not hear that. Yeah, we all did. Damn it. I missed it. But if you want to, you can also hit us up on the email. We do have an email. I don't know why, other than to be on all this social media. But the email is... Nonsensicalnonsensepodcast .com
Speaker: And while I'm talking about it, social media and YouTube seem to have such a big problem with the fact that I made a video that blew up on my
Speaker: large account quote unquote just so you know just so you know i put same said video on my account with 200 followers i have more views on that video and that account grew over 1500 people in two days so much like the starting five i'm the champ you lose
Speaker: I'm just glad I gave you so much content tatted for the next three or four days, you know
Speaker: Some people, you know, they need to click rub. They need to click rub to get some attention, I understand. It is what it is, but yeah. I'm just a humble guy over here. I'm just an average guy.
Speaker: Yeah. I'm sorry, would you guys rather me go back to the money, crying, sad, glick? Sometimes. Sometimes. Can we find a happy meeting? A happy meeting. But yeah, like I said, look at this thing. Look at this nice little microphone. Yeah, yeah. And then look at this nice little, you know, laptop and I got
Speaker: Yeah, can't make none of it fucking work. I even got a little speaker. I'm podcast ready, except for none of it works. And I've got earphones, old school earphones plugged into my phone. How the hell did you get a tinder match? I can't even get a tinder match. All of this technology.
Speaker: I don't want to be rejected. So I stay off with under pocket. Don't worry about it, Mike. We'll see if we can walk you through it, get everything. We'll try to do some tests. It took me, it took me a couple of days to figure it out. But, but before we get into too much today, before we get into too much tonight, you guys, before we get too crazy, I do want to say, I want to give a big, huge shout out, a huge congratulations to Cameron and his fiance.
Speaker: They just had their baby boy today. Yeah. Send me a picture. And he was like, let me introduce you to your new nephew. So congratulations, you guys. That was awesome. Yeah. He's, I mean, he's a baby. He's adorable, but they all look like they're doing good. And that was like, right before we came on the show too. So it was just like, do a show and now you go do baby stuff. Worked at all the work yet again. And it wasn't for quick. It would never have happened.
Speaker: What would have never happened? Glick is just one man. What did I do now? What did I do? You delivered the baby. You made the baby. You delivered the baby.
Speaker: I mean, I didn't want to brag, but... He's got a life for two hours and... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Get used to it, kid, because your dad's a part of this podcast, too. You're going to have to live within the rest of your life. The rest of your life.
Speaker: Yeah. But I wanted to get that out real quick and early because that was really awesome. I need to bring something up, gentlemen. I have to bring something up. It is Saturday. And we didn't promise the fans something. No. I didn't promise anything. No. I have no idea what you're talking about. You guys are pussies. I would do gym and everything.
Speaker: We did and Mike just left so
Speaker: Nah! Turn the lights off! What the hell did he do?
Speaker: Yeah. Are you fucking serious? Yes, sir. What? We can't. You can't talk to talk if you're not going to walk the walk. Exactly. You do. You do realize that this walk, I don't mind walking because you see my TikToks. My shirts are off half the damn time. But it is 10 degrees in this room. Not outside in this room. Dude, do you see this?
Speaker: his balls up in his pants. Take it off, Mike. Put it back on, Joseph. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, do push -ups until it warms up. There you go. Let's do some push -ups, and you'll be fine. Yeah, I apologize for anybody that may or may not be new to this, but are you happy now? Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained?
Speaker: You just rub the body, it generates heat. It just generates heat. I got my window open. I got my fan on. I'm tempted to take mine off outside. Yeah, I got my window open right beside me. Move back a little so your hips don't get cold scratching.
Speaker: Mike's diet pneumonia. Mike can cut grass.
Speaker: Since Mike's freezing, we won't stay like this the whole show. Thank you. For the first three and a half hours. You want the first three and a half hours? We'll put our shirts back on the after show. You want to do this? You want to do this? I'll do this in a loincloth in the summer. But do we have to do it in the middle of fucking winter? We called it on Wednesday.
Speaker: Samantha took the heater. When you guys were taking that L, you were trying to save face somehow and decided that you wanted to take your shirts off on the next show. Well, speaking of Ls and Ws, I hope you boys are ready. My list is pretty decent. Well, I don't even know. You know what? Much like
Speaker: I spent the first two days on Spotify while working, listening to Spotify with guilty pleasure songs going, ooh, that's a good one, and singing along like an asshole. Oh, speaking of us being shirtless and TikToks, so yesterday I picked up the kids after school. Right? My oldest daughter gets in the car. Are you serious, Dad? What?
Speaker: I don't know what you're talking about. She was like, you're TikToks. I was like, you didn't stay off my TikTok. This is how you do it. Yeah. She's like, all my friends seeing it, my teachers, I'm like, yeah. Hey, Mr. Christian. It's like 85 degrees.
Speaker: Mike is going to put your shirt back on. As we all just stop talking. Mike looks so sad and pathetic. He looked like he just got raped in prison with his arms crossed, shaking back and forth.
Speaker: She's in here with me. I really appreciate it. I don't give a fuck. Anybody wants to call me a bitch. I don't care. My Audi turned into an innie. That's, I mean, I don't give a shit. No, I'm not going to go get my medium because I'm a man. I'm going to go get my purple shirt. Because I'm like, Michael, I'm hot. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. I need more medium shirts. I need a haircut, too. We literally talked about Chris's TikToks, right? So I was sitting at work, and somebody mentioned TikTok in a meeting. And I was like, oh, that right? I got to check that out. So I lifted up and proceeded to vomit for three hours. I asked for that. But the one on the couch, I was like, Jesus Christ, really?
Speaker: I might have, I may or may not have over did it a little bit, but you know.
Speaker: What's going on? You know, but, uh, you gotta see this. You know what? You know what? I've been a tad bit busy, but I'm going to do my best to log in to nonsensical nonsense and have access to that account. And I'll, I'll put up a few of my thirst traps and, and, and we'll see how you do after that.
Speaker: That's that's I don't know. I don't I don't know. I don't know what it's going to take for you to understand that. This is like become a huge testosterone driven competition podcast. But at the end of the day, I am the alpha dog in this in this herd. That's fine. This will pack. I am the alpha. And why? I don't know why you guys won't learn that. How many times do you have to take a beat down before you learn that?
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. Tonight's tonight's list. Well, it should be interesting. Well, let's get into it. Well, the bad part is I can't do what I want to do because it's my technical difficulties. But I don't know. He's been talking about it all week. But but I will. I will. Let's do a little friendly wager.
Speaker: And the friendly wager that I have, and I am well aware that I have lost, and I have lost totally by two because I wasn't involved in the first one. Yeah, but that one doesn't count for you. But I will say this, the loser of the, let's make a bet, and the loser has to do the winner's list
Speaker: Some people is clearly. Exactly. That came a little too easy there for you. I will gladly do this all, but I have nothing in my house to dress in drag. You forget I'm a single guy living in an apartment. I'm a single guy. I'm a single guy living in a house. Yeah, but you make TikToks in a dress all the time as it is. I do not. Yes, you do. Your little Catholic schoolgirl outfit.
Speaker: in full drag on TikTok.
Speaker: Where? Where is it? You're a little plaid skirt that you wear. Pull it up. Oh, that's a kilt, you motherfucker. And that's insulting my heritage, you bastard. OK, so I'm just saying.
Speaker: Yeah, you're right, Jessica. Jeff and Glick are just chicken shit. That's right. Oh, dude. Once again, if I had access, if I had my phone, I'd have to wait for my next paycheck because I got to pay off a new couch. But if I had access, if I had my new phone, I'd be wrong. Plus, you didn't do it. You just didn't do it when you're able. Plus, on top of it, the only reason he says something. I don't know what I'm worried about. Mike's going to end up doing it.
Speaker: Yeah. The other reason he says that is because what he'll do is go on tiktok and create a whole bunch of videos, begging all his little thirsties to vote for him. And then he'll, I won't do that. I won't do that. Then I'll have to teach him a lesson and I won't do the same thing and embarrass his ass. I won't do that. All right. So let's get into this. Not necessarily the drag, not necessarily the drag, but I think, you know,
Speaker: Right now, we can venture down that road later. When the means are there. My wife's got wings. Well, I believe it. You could fit in your wife's clothes. Oh, and I wore her wedding dress off for Halloween once. I went as a woman. Morning.
Speaker: But I'd be willing, if I lost, I would do the winner's five. Maybe not in drag, but I would make TikToks. Yeah, well, I don't know who to drag, because it sounds like a lot of work. I mean, I don't put a whole lot of work in my TikToks in the fucking first place. You have to put a whole lot of work into anything. Literally, just like the podcast, I just show up. But Starting 5, today's episode of the Starting 5, is guilty pleasure songs sung by women only.
Speaker: And Mike, you have first picture. Well, I'm going to tell you what I had, what I was going to do. What would you do if you were going to dress in drag? If I had all of my technical things, I was going to have Spotify pulled up, and I was going to play the songs. Yeah, I was going to do the same. I could figure out how to do it. I was going to play the songs with my wig.
Speaker: with my boobies. Oh yeah, that's the other thing. Mike has dressed in drag for his two thoughts before. He started it at work. And with mascara and lipstick. Yeah, that sounds like a lot of work just to announce what you picked. It was going to be totally worth it. It was going to be totally worth it. But since I am limited to just using my phone and I try to turn on my speaker,
Speaker: because I created a whole playlist just for this on Spotify. And just doing that, just turning on my speaker so I could see if I could play it, it kicked me out of the line. So I can't even do the songs, but my first pick will be Shania Twain's I Feel Like a Woman.
Speaker: Well for my first pick I have to go with the favorite of all some by none other
Speaker: than Terry Crew, a thousand miles by Vanessa Cole. Because the only reason I sing the song occasionally is because Terry Crew sings it and it's hilarious. So that is my pick. Christopher, what do you got? Are you two done embarrassing yourselves? Yeah, come on, Glenn.
Speaker: Does it show you how it's done? Oh, I'm waiting. I'm curious. I'm excited. I do not have a whole lot of hope for him because I know Chris, and his Spotify playlist is as long as me. I just want to say this. When I do this list, I don't want you guys or anybody else to look at me any differently. Too late. My number one pick. My number one pick.
Speaker: My number one pick, probably one of my favorite songs and I have thoroughly embarrassed, if Cameron's still in here, he's heard me sing it. When we play Black Ops, I'm embarrassed and annoyed the hell out of everybody. But Aqua, Barbie Girl. Nice. That was, I was debating a lot. I thought it was, I thought one of you guys would take it first. And I was like, I'm just gonna write it out. It was at the bottom of my list. And if it didn't get picked, I was gonna take it.
Speaker: I was, I was, I was thinking, I was thinking about it. We're going to dress in drag unless Mike Cheats and you guys fucking lie, tatted. That's the bottom line. That's the, that's the whole story. Cause I mean, if that's the case, I'll just say pick five songs. I'll just say pick five songs and I'll just dress in drag because you guys are going to vote against me regardless, you know?
Speaker: My number my number two is it just two or we is it one two and then oh two and three So it's so I'm picking two right now, all right west side stories I feels pretty nice And a song a song from the 50s and
Speaker: by two ladies called Patience and Groot Gertrude called Tonight You Belong to Me. Never heard of it, but okay. Yes, Michael. Better have better ones. Your list could beat that. Tonight You Belong to Me. It was actually in Suicide Squad, so go fuck yourself.
Speaker: I didn't say anything. I just said I didn't know who it was. Jesus Christ. I don't think I've ever heard of it. God damn. I'm not the one picking this list. Don't be mad at me. Be mad at yourself. Believe it or not, I feel pretty. I did not think of that. Not really guilty pleasure. I mean, I think it's just that movie itself. Okay.
Speaker: Well, you guys are gonna, my list is so goddamn embarrassing. But, and I'm gonna give you the reason why I like this song. Why has that moved? Is, well, I'll just go out and say it. It's Donna Summer's Hot Stuff. Look at the hot stuff, baby. Yeah, no, I know this song. I was just looking, I was like, yep, don't have it.
Speaker: Not bad, not bad. A little disco -ish. Well, the problem is, is, uh, the other day, I was going through Amazon and I saw, um... Dancy Queen is low, low hanging fruit. Well, that's like an obvious one. No. Number three.
Speaker: No, number two. No, number three. No, number three. Okay. Okay. For number three, Bonnie Taylor, totally clips of the heart.
Speaker: A little bit of easy hanging fruit, low hanging fruit. But every time it comes along. It's a good song. I don't know if that would be considered a guilty pleasure, but it's a good song. I want to put it on. Yeah. Yeah. I have it on another playlist. But it's a good pick. That's a good song. I do like it. Yeah. All right, Christopher. All right. So I got two of them here, huh? Yeah. Well.
Speaker: Because I'm old, jump back into the 80s. Not as old as Jeff, though. With my number two pick, I'm going to go ahead and go with Tiffany. I think we're alone now.
Speaker: Nice. I think we're a no, no. No, no. Dude, you know, I was putting this list together a half hour before the podcast. And then I would play the song a little bit, and every time I was dancing and singing. Every song. You heard. Oh, oh. Yeah, you heard my feelings, buddy. I literally have like 25 songs on my list to pick from. Tina, are you still here? All week. I put a guilty pleasure slug by females into Spotify and just kind of went fucking nuts.
Speaker: Well. For number three. The one and only. Miss. Olivia Newton, John. We fell in love with her in Greece. But I really fell in love with her in this video for let's get physical. What would this would Samantha? What would Samantha had hidden on me?
Speaker: that's it's my so let me at least john let's get physical i need batteries so do i just i know i don't have any my radar by the way i know all right i love you let's go to walmart right now no i can't go to walmart right now
Speaker: it's not going to happen dad i just i just got the screws i just got the lid to the batteries
Speaker: We're going to have to do it later. Go downstairs. I just got this rag of color for him. Congratulations. However, I do have to say, Chris, you'll get a kick out of this. Kevin said to me today, he says, how old's Chris's son? I said, he's roughly about your age. I said, he says, so when you guys die, can we take over the podcast?
Speaker: Like, I guess. Fair enough. Yes. Yes. You guys, the boys can have it. Don't, Mike, don't you have a son, too? Boys can inherit the vodka. So we just mike at our kids. No, Mike's got, I think Mike's got a son, too. Don't you, Mike? Well, you can marry one of the girls. Yes, I do. All right, Michael. Number four, sir. All right. Super based by Nicki Minaj.
Speaker: Nice. I wouldn't call it a guilty pleasure, but nice. I think it is. I wouldn't necessarily rock it out while I'm in the car. Oh, I would. And I roll down the windows and I sing it at the passengers in the in the car seat in the in the cars next to me. And I do my best. What is it? Well, who was the guy that did throw rock from the sun?
Speaker: The Kid. Oh, Joseph. Yeah, Joseph Gordon -Levitt. So Joseph Gordon -Levitt went on that late night show that started that started this whole thing. Yes. Lip Sync Battles. And he did Super Bates on there. And I do my best. I do my best, Jordan. Joseph Gordon -Levitt impression while rocking out to that song.
Speaker: Nobody did a better performance on Lip Sync Battle other than Tom Holland when he did Rihanna's Umbrella and dressed up his shirt and everything. Yeah. So. OK, thanks. Number four. Thank you, Naz. We've all heard the song. What? Oh, you got to be put wide to that.
Speaker: We've all heard the song, but never really, I never really knew until yesterday who sung it. So it's Katrina and the Waves walking on sunshine. Yeah, that's all. Oh. I like it. Yeah. Well, well, walking on sunshine. Ain't nothing feel good. Exactly. Good work. Number four. Number four. Hmm.
Speaker: I got this long list and I haven't even had to, I had any fear of anything in it. So let be, I think that's an old song, old song, older. Let's go with, let's go with Spice Girls, wannabe.
Speaker: You got to get free. Yeah. Yeah. I love it. I judge me as you will. Like I said, you guys are going to look at me differently after you hear this list. No judgment, because I have sung along to that song. Not on my list, because it didn't pop up. But all right, Mike. Number five, sir. Later, Ted. Your final pick, Mike. Hold on a second.
Speaker: Oh, he's switching on headphones. Oh, gee, Louise. Come on, guy. We're trying to run a show here. Can you hear me? Yeah. All right. I told you I had technological difficulties today. All right, number five. I'm going to go with Push It by Salt and Pepper. Nice. Nice. It was actually on my list.
Speaker: Again, not that it was one that I was super worried about, but it was on there. I like that one. Anything really by Salt and Pepper going to make a list? I actually had three on there. Well, you guys haven't picked, but I had three Salt and Peppers. I had two. I had two. I had two. Actually, no. For my final pick,
Speaker: I have, this is like really hard because I have some really fucking good ones. So for my final pick, I'm gonna go with the ultimate Latina. And the ultimate Latina. And I guarantee you guys will give me shit for this.
Speaker: But, and I only know the chorus, but I can't help it. I love it. J -Lo? I love you, Poppy. J -Lo. Your wife picked that song. I love that fucking song, I'm an idiot. Your wife picked that song, don't lie. I love you, Poppy. I love you, love you, love you, Poppy. I fucking love it. Who's your winner, Betty? It's gonna be hard to pick, right?
Speaker: Well, this is a tough one. My last pick. Hmm. See, this is where it gets doable. Oh, if y 'all don't mess it up. I picked what I originally had. I'm going to get my ass handed to me. So you got to change it up every once in a while.
Speaker: That means that she's already voting for Glick, just depending on his last pick. Okay, I see him. Well, boys. He can only fuck it up from here. I can only fuck it up from here. Have we met? I am the king of fuck up. But I'm going to...
Speaker: I hate that I'm gonna do this and I hate that I'm... My dad actually suggested that one to me when I talked to him about it today. I hate that I'm gonna do this and I'm gonna put it out there for anybody and everybody to hear on the interwebs. As I said, do not judge me for my choices.
Speaker: But I love this song, and I cannot help myself but sing and dance along to it. And I can only pick it by giving it an audio. We've got news for you. You better listen, get ready for your loneliness, and leave those umbrellas at home. All right. It's right here.
Speaker: Yes, really I love that fucking fuck I don't know why The weather girls
Speaker: I was trying my best to stay away from all songs from Miss Congeniality. It's raining men, Joe. However, let's give our back. I'm like these two. I'm not just trying to win. I'm going to be honest when I make my picks. So judge me as you will. Oh, no. Seriously.
Speaker: You know, my wife's been home, you know, because she's, I'm convincing her to stay home. And I'm literally working with Spotify on in my headphones and I'm singing along like an asshole. And I literally, for my backups, I had. And then he kissed me by the crystals, because I love that song. Trisha Yearwood's, She's in Love with the Boy.
Speaker: Dana Carter, Strawberry Wine, Shania Twain, Any Man of Mine, Ace of Base, All That She Wants, Ace of Base Again, The Sign, Meredith Brooks, Bitch, Macy Gray's I Tried, Blondie, One Way or Another, Pink, So What, Pink Just Like a Bill, and my most embarrassing one, Katy Perry's War,
Speaker: And then I had Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball. I had Miley Cyrus. Don't start the party. Don't stop the party. Melissa Etheridge. I'm the only one. And I refuse to call them by their new name, but the Dixie Chicks, Cowboy Take Me Away. Mm -hmm. What does their name mean? And Blomp, by Cardi B.
Speaker: What do they mean? They used to be the Dixie Chicks, now they're called the Chugs. Because it's more woke. I didn't even know they were still making music. What was your backup serve, Mike? Um, like Katy Perry's roar, I had, um, I had Shoop, and I want to talk about sex, um, by salt and pepper.
Speaker: I had, um, Megan trainers, um, uh, all about that base and Merrick, my dear future husband. I had, um, Ellie Goldings. I had Ellie Goldings, uh, love me like you do. Um, and I had Reba Magatires if I was a boy.
Speaker: I had Carly Simons, you're so vain. And I can't remember the other ones just off the top of my head because it's all on Spotify and I can't just looking, but just looking. I realized the other day I couldn't copy and paste from Spotify. I had to fucking type it in. Right. So yeah, I had a, I feel like I had a solid list.
Speaker: Well, I mean... No, it's good list. I had... I think I've embarrassed myself enough.
Speaker: We can do, we can do rainy things. I've done that before. Okay, well, okay, before we continue on, let's go ahead, let me go ahead and read off the list. Just because of an order that I had them last week. I had that. Aqua, Barbie Girl, Tiffany, I think we're alone now. Olivia Newton -John's, Let's Get Physical, Spice Girls Wannabe, and The Weather Girls, It's Raining Men. For Mike, it was Shania Taines. Man, I feel like a woman.
Speaker: West Side Story's I Feel Pretty, was it Patience and Gertrude, Tonight You Belong to Me, Nicki Minaj's Super Bass, and Push It by Salt and Pepper, where I had Vanessa Carlton, A Thousand Miles, Donna Summers Hot Stuff, Bonnie Taylor's Totally Clips of the Heart, Katrina and the Waves Walking on Sunshine, and J Lo's I Love You Poppy.
Speaker: So I will get that screenshot and post it after the show. Well, I am currently being yelled at. Tanya Mamos said that she thinks that all of us should dress up and sing. So we can sing them. I don't know about the dressing up part because on the show, on the show here and. Oh, thank you. All three of us.
Speaker: They have to see me do It's Raining Men because she can't get me in the chat, which I've already tried to figure out what she was yelling at me for in the chat. So I will not sing it. But maybe later this week, maybe later this week. Mama Glick said I think Mike's got this. Yes. Ooh. If I got Mama.
Speaker: I don't even care. I don't even care. I don't even care. I'll tell you what. I was at Walmart today. OK, so not. You see something in your wrestling belts. That's the only thing I got to say. So not dressing up. Tatty Mama said, not dressing up. We each sing one song. Jeff gets Barbie Girl. Mike gets Super Bass. And then, I think I heard it. Yeah, I'm just going to start again. That's how I get it. We did take our shirts off. I feel like I need to rethink some things anyways.
Speaker: She's. You know, I got to say the one, the one, the one I see that's hard to compete with is Weather Girls. That's not hard to compete with because that is I don't care who you are. It's catchy. My entire list. The bad part is the bad part is is tonight you belong to me. If you if all of you heard that song, you'd be like, that's the winner right there. So I would definitely look that one up. But what song is it, Michael?
Speaker: It's called, it's, uh, tonight you belong to me. Play it real quick. Play it. I will. Ooh. I don't know. Which Suicide Squad is that from? Right, exactly. It's, it's super catchy. No, no, just to, tonight you belong to me. It's from 50's, 50's Hot Pick or whatever. Hell, I could share it to you.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, I know, but I'm pulling up tonight you belong to me and I've got Steve Martin and Bernadette Peters, the Lennon sisters. Oh, there we go. It's a short ass song. Super kitchen ring. Go rethink whatever you want to, not going to help me.
Speaker: That really didn't help your case any, Mike.
Speaker: Yeah, that did not help your face. I'm sorry. But, but, but, as I said, as I said, it is solely based off of your taste and all these, all these lists, you know, and so if you like it and you think it was a strong choice, then that's all that matters. Look, I even have a trophy for the chance. He ran away. Okay, Mike should do Ronnie Min, Jess should do Barbie Girl, and Mike do, wait a minute.
Speaker: Oh god Miami sound machine. That's a that's a good one Yeah, there were so many. I mean like I said, I did I had dude I even had like the never -ending story I hate the fucking movie. Yeah, I can't not listen to that stupid ass song when it comes on. Oh I know Well, I mean so I literally put in guilty pleasures
Speaker: female edition playlist on Spotify and just kind of rock that out while I was working. And every time I saw it, I was like, and then made my pick. It is, uh, it is, uh, something that we, uh, we can discuss down the road. Ted, it momma, calm down. All right. Maybe it'll happen on tick tock before it happens on here, but that would have been a good one. I refuse to do baby shark. Really?
Speaker: Baby Shark, that would be on a top five list of songs that get stuck in your head and you hate it. Yes, no. Agreed, agreed, agreed. But I actually don't mind it. I mean, it's not like I search for it, but when it comes on, I sing along.
Speaker: I can't help this stuff in your head for five days and afterwards. It's just, it's terrible. I think this week is pretty evenly matched between the three of us. Between the two of you? No, between the three of us.
Speaker: I think it's evenly matched. I feel like Barbie Girl and It's Raining Men. Those were your good ones, but the rest of them, it just depends on what people feel that day. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker: Well, actually, one of the songs I thought about putting up was that that I don't necessarily sing along to. Well, no. Oh, I have to do it. But I don't find it a guilty pleasure. Is Ashes by Celine Dion from Denver. Um, ladies and gentlemen, I thought about that with my mind. I actually, ladies and gentlemen, I would like to announce that I have
Speaker: the support of Glick's father and mother on the show about my pig. Thank you. That is all. Congratulations. My parents don't even fucking like me. Two votes. If they vote. That's only one. You're only one vote away from what you got last week. Good job. I remember last week when I had quadruple what you had. Do you remember that? Remember when I had the belt over my shoulder? Remember when I was the still reigning champion?
Speaker: Do you remember when I smacked the shit out of you? Do you remember when HumbleClick laid it to smack it down on both of you? Oh, calm down. But anyways, with that being said, let's regroup.
Speaker: Let's take a real quick break, the only way we know how. And I have been seeing y 'all on TikTok hitting us up and shouting us out to BlacktopMojo. So thank you for that. That is awesome. Yes. Let me get off Snapchat here for a second and go over to YouTube and find us. Not that song. Nobody's ever heard of that goddamn song.
Speaker: Let's go to Black Dot Mojo, somebody that people have actually heard of. Just don't tell your family about it because they'll disown you. She said she told her family about the podcast tonight. I said, you're trying to get disowned. Eh, it should be all right. Dude, guys, I'm telling you what. These guys are, there is nothing better to listen to in the gym than just to go on Spotify and just hit Black Dot Mojo.
Speaker: I have never been I mean, if you're everyone pumped up, I mean, I mean, like, even if you're just looking for something to sing along to, or just, you know, like, I literally listen to it in the morning, get pumped for work. I mean, I'm already pumped because I love my job. But I'll send you a song, Cheyenne. I'll take care of it.
Speaker: I'm telling you, once you start listening to them, you'll be, you'll, I did that to Perkid, I did that to Tina, I shared it to people at work, and now they're all listening to Black Talk Mojo. Wicked even went to TikTok, found the sounds of Black Talk Mojo, and did one of their songs. And Black Talk Mojo saw it and commented on it.
Speaker: Oh, they like and comment on video anytime anybody does one of their videos They like and comment on it. That's again. That's another reason why those guys are so cool. Yeah, they're just like me. They're just like me. They're home The guy that dates the hot chick got a new guitar he was playing on Facebook, holy shit
Speaker: Really? Really? That's how you recognize him? I don't remember his name. Anyways. Anyways. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dub. Let's go take a real quick break. Good Lord. We'll come back. I actually have news tonight. There's actually finally news. So I've got some news. Yay. Go get Bob. Fuel everything up for us real quick. Jeff, while we're on break, if you could, sir, please, thank you. We're going to need it all tonight. Oh, by the way, I bought a new vehicle.
Speaker: I got rid of the bus, and I bought us a super -sized truck limo. All right, we'll try it out tonight. It's diesel. Redneck limousine? Yeah, pretty much. All right, cool, cool, cool. All right, well, we'll be right back, guys, after a little blacktop mojo. Don't go nowhere, or if you are going to go somewhere, make sure you come right back. Yeah, go to the bathroom, come back. Roll that beautiful paint footage.
Speaker: It's like you're a song to yes -fo
Speaker: And there he is, a girl back in Dallas. Yeah, she's the one to blame for playing with my heart and fooling with my soul. How can I believe she wants to help and make me whole? This was my only comfort.
Speaker: But in this race against the pain I'm coming
Speaker: The love I see on every single kiss The fear that you leave her I ask the poison in her lips The only thing I can do is run
Speaker: In every quiet town Did I pass along this road? I always get the feeling That everybody knows That I'm running from something That I just can't escape I can't go back now, no
Speaker: Back to a memory, and I can still taste the lies in every single kiss. The betrayal in her eyes, the poison in her lips, they all that thing I can't remember. So I will.
Speaker: Don't feel on the dashboard, the reason I always keep waiting. Pulling, rolling, bound, and on the side, I'm stretched to me. And as the sadness turns to anger, and I fall out of care. So I'm terrified of what I'll do if I ever turn back.
Speaker: So I will ramble
Speaker: Hell yeah. Got credit card debt? I don't have a credit card. Find a new balance transfer card at credit karma. Yeah. Welcome back, everybody. Welcome back to Nonsense School Nonsense. Still Glick, hanging out with Woke Jeff, the big dog, Mike himself, doing what we do best.
Speaker: Fucking everything up. Lighten this dumpster fire and roast some marshmallows, ladies and gentlemen. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out on all social media, at Nonsenseical Nonsense, on Facebook, Instagram.
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Speaker: But, uh, and then you can email us if you'd like and, uh, you can do that. So go give us a like, give us a sharing, give Jeff and Mike the old double thumbing. Uh, what's your, I feel like you have something to say.
Speaker: Well, I actually watched something that you told me to watch And my wife and I sat back and watched it and I fucking loved it. I watched fear Street one two and three Fuck it was good. Ah, I told you they were so good. Holy shit. It would email me or Jeff I Told you they were good man. I did not see the ending coming. I
Speaker: I have to admit, 90 % of the time when you watch slower movies, you're like, yeah, I saw that coming. And the ending of part one, didn't see the, I saw it coming, but I didn't see the bread slicer. I saw it get kicked on and I was like, somebody's dying. And I was disappointed when she died. Yeah, Michael, lighten up, bro.
Speaker: I'm fine. I'm fine. He's got his blank look on his face like a... Yeah, yeah. Betty said he looked like an angry troll. I was thinking the same day. We need him to lighten up. He's been across our face. I know he has. Seriously. He's on his man period. No, no. It's just... It was negative... It was negative 30 degrees yesterday. I have... I have still not been able to start my car.
Speaker: Yeah, I had to actually like pick up all the kids and we had to go sleep at at the grandparents house last night just so we There's no running water here. So After the podcast we're probably actually gonna go back to the grandma's house. So we only came here so we can do the podcast and
Speaker: and we had to check on everything and all that stuff. So, you know, and then, and then, and then, you know, I bought all this stuff to try. So on my end, the podcast could be better. And I had plans for days on this, on this podcast and just nothing. Don't let that be. Chris, how many episodes does I go without a laptop? Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: Probably yeah, it was just Jeff and his phone The front of the screen didn't even he had the only the back camera work So, you know, it's it's new you got to figure everything out I mean, like I said, you should have let me know I didn't I didn't know you went out and got that stuff We could have done some test records
Speaker: or we could have got on the phone together and I could walk you through on how to hook everything up and everything like that. I had the mic yesterday but I was at my parents house and Best Buy wanted these universal charger ports. They wanted to pay 60 bucks for that.
Speaker: And I'm like, fuck you. And I went, and then today I went to Walmart, found the exact same thing I needed for 20. And I'm like, that's better. You know, and then, and then I had just got back from that, you know, and I had like an hour to set up. So I was like on the phone with Tina, like about ready to freaking have a meltdown.
Speaker: When I bought my mic and I bought my first headset and mic,
Speaker: And all that stuff. I bought everything I need from my old laptop. And because my battery didn't work in the laptop, I needed a power cord. And it turned out that the motherboard was fried on my laptop. So I said pictures, Chris, I'm fucking ready tonight, bitch. And then back two minutes later. That's exactly it. No, I'm not. And all you and all you people telling me how you know the temperature where it is, where you're at. Good for you.
Speaker: I'm happy for all of y 'all. We're going to be above freezing Tuesday. Tuesday is when we're going to be above freezing. And I'm excited for it. And then it's going to snow. And then it's going to snow on Thursday. Fuckers. But yeah, let's go ahead and take our shirts off. It's starting Saturday. Let's do that. Wow.
Speaker: I had my shirt off. Jeff had his shirt off. Jeff went to the gym one day this week. So, uh, I was in it. I have actually been Jim every day this week. Uh, I'm not going to go tomorrow and listen to this Jeffrey. This will be kind of a shocker to you. Maybe not so much Michael or anybody else listening, but anybody who's followed the podcast for a long time and listened to it.
Speaker: Outside of this beer that I'm having now, guess what I drank today? Water. Only water. I have not had a pop yet today. Ew, gross. I'm gonna tell you what I did because it wasn't so much a pop, although I like Pepsi. It was the energy drinks. I am a monster, like, nut. I love drinking Monster.
Speaker: and then I discovered these little things at Walmart and what they can't really see it but it's great value energy and electrolyte powdered stuff you put in your water and their energy drinks and these are like a $1 .98 for for 10 pads nice so
Speaker: That's 10 energy drinks for $2, which you can't even buy one monster for that. And they do good. I don't buy monster because they're very expensive, but I buy this. It's full. It doesn't taste like monster, but it's only like $1 .50. I was going to Sam's Club, which is across the street from me, and buying the 30 cases. But those things were like that near $40. So yeah, when I hit
Speaker: When I had hit the dirt with my finances, I found other ways to get what I needed in these things. That reminds me, Michael. These things, prostitution. I added you as a friend on Facebook. Message me. Awesome. I very rarely go on Facebook, but okay. I know. Right now it's all I have. Right now it's all I have. It really does. It really does. Better yet, message me on Facebook with your phone number and I'll give you a call.
Speaker: Okay. Yeah, I'll definitely do that. Yeah. Cause I got something for you. That'd be awesome. But yeah, that's so yeah, you're right. But I'm telling you as far as, you know, some of you guys know I dropped 80 pounds, um, since July. So from July to now I dropped me, I dropped 80 pounds and I did that without going to the gym one time.
Speaker: I haven't worked out. The only thing I did to my diet was there was a few weeks where I ate nothing but rice and then dropping the pop, dropping the pop and switching to those. That's what really did it. Believe it or not, if you cut out all sugars,
Speaker: The pounds will melt away. Kevin Smith, he was talking about that on his podcast that he literally had that aura figure.
Speaker: He went out, he cut out all sugar, and he said the first two weeks were hell. Because this is the man that would wake up in the morning and grab a handful of jelly bellies that were cotton candy flavored and eat those for breakfast. I mean, sort of putting milk on them, that's what he would eat for breakfast. And he cut out all sugar, and now he looks like a bobblehead. He does. Right? I mean, he's down there like, seriously.
Speaker: Well, I did some reading where actually a lot of people go off and they say alcohol or drugs are the most addictive substance, like the two most addictive substance out there in the world is caffeine and sugar. And you really can't even tell which one it is. Believe it or not, instead of drinking orange juice, even if you squeeze your own orange juice, it's better just to eat the fucking orange juice.
Speaker: It's literally better for you. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm gonna tell you a couple of stories so listen to this listen to this okay listen none of us should be talking about anything healthy
Speaker: 30 seconds. Look at your camera screen. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm pretty sure I... I mean, from the chest up, I feel pretty fucking good. I'm just saying, you know, just chest up. I'm like half your answer. You're half my height too. Okay, so then I'm a quarter of your weight. You're like, it's all penis.
Speaker: It's all penis. No Jeff things are like you're off to three foot tall. I'm six foot two. Oh my god Jeff is Jeff Jeff is strange. Oh No, Jeff is taller me by three five three five three five three. Yeah, so you're 11 inches taller me calm down so like I
Speaker: Once again, you're not the smartest man, but... Well, now that you've just brought the show to a screeching halt. No, I honestly, I have no idea how much I weight. I do know that I... How badly is taller than Jeff? If Jeff is 5 '3", Bailey is taller than Jeff. By a half inch. By a whole inch.
Speaker: And you know, when it comes to guys, we care about everything. I do qualify as dwarf, that way it's a disability, so I get benefits. Yeah, how's that working for you? Yeah, it doesn't work. Yeah, it doesn't work. Betty's like Inches Patter. Hey Bob, fire up the jet so we can go to Italy. Let's go.
Speaker: No, we're not going to Italy. I have actually no idea where we're going at this point. And there you go, Chris. I just talked about. I just lost my poor meatball. And it rolled out the door. Thomas told me it was a joke. Joe and I are the same height. Yeah, let's go to Italy. Why not, boys, for this one? All right. It's a video. I'm sorry, y 'all. That's racist, by the way. Thank you. I said, that's not very woke of you, Mike.
Speaker: I don't have I don't have the name. Well, that's your name. Well, I was trying. Well, I was trying to set the audience. We're going to Italy. We're going to Italy. Well, let's try to set the audience. A mobster fugitive was caught. Caught and arrested courtesy of Google Maps View. Yes. An Italian an Italian mafia fugitive was caught after being spotted on Google Street View.
Speaker: I'm not gonna I'm gonna I'm not even an attempt his first name but we're gonna go ahead and go with the last name is a Camino a convicted murderer on Italy's most wanted list was arrested in a in the Spanish town of Why are they make these names so hard
Speaker: Yes. Where he had to, where he had set up a new life. The former mob boss was rumbled after a picture showed a man resembling him chatting outside of a fruit shop and Sicilian police tracked him down. Uh, prosecutor Francisco said, it's not as if we spend our days waiting through Google maps, finding fugitives there. There were many previous and long investigations which led us to Spain. We're not only in Italy, but we're also in Spain. We're doing double duties.
Speaker: Yeah. We were on a good path with Google Maps helping to confirm our investigations. Gamino had been a wanted man since escaping from Rome prison back in 2002 and was sentenced to life for a murder a year later. Yeah. So there you have it, man. Google Maps busting criminals. Yeah. Catching them, getting some fruit and shit. Thank you, Tina.
Speaker: Thank you, Tita. You guys don't have to do that, but that's greatly appreciated. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Where are we going now? Uh -oh. Uh -oh. I don't know. We're technical difficulties. My news source server here is just so. Did they ever find out? Did we ever get an update on what happened to the dude with the drugs around his penis? Mm -mm. Did we ever get a copy up on that?
Speaker: No, not yet. I don't think there's gonna be a follow -up. I think we all know, dumbass went to jail. Yeah, that's true. Oh my God, what happened to it? There we go. So, let's go from Italy. Jeff's gone. Let's go to space, because - I'm here, I had to - I had to - We're on space! We're gonna go to Mars, boys. Isn't that where Jeff's favorite guy is? The Martian, whatever. Yes.
Speaker: Martian Manhunter is one of those superheroes that never got enough recognition. That's a badass character. All right. All right. Yes. Yes. Yes. Really back in buddy. Come on squirrel. Anyways, humans could become space cannibals on Mars.
Speaker: Scientists have learned that humans may be forced to eat each other if farming plants for the Red Planet fail to materialize. Elon Musk is determined to colonize Mars with SpaceX and hopes to start running flights to the planet by 2026, but experts fear it may not be the paradise that is hoped for. Charles Cockle, professor of
Speaker: Astrobiology at Edinburgh University said even with the best technology, isolated human communities can degenerate very quickly. If things start going wrong and the plant growth module breaks down, they're going to eat each other if there is no other way to survive. Boffens have also warned that flights to Mars could age people faster than on Earth with the first study into the phenomenon due to take place next month.
Speaker: So cellular aging expert, Dr. James Kirkland said, this flight will give us an idea whether routine spaceflight is associated with cell degeneration. Well, how long does it say how long it takes to get from Earth to Mars? I don't know, like two hours. I don't know. I mean, we're there. Yeah. So yeah, so basically. I think if it was us three on Mars,
Speaker: I'd be eating. I think you two would, I think you two would team up and then take me down and eat me because I've got more fat on me. I'll go with that. I see that. Yeah. I wouldn't, nobody would want to eat Jeff. He's too lean. I'm not saying that either. I'm not eating either one of you two.
Speaker: Could you do me a favor though? Like, could you call for me so I don't feel it? No. Okay, first and foremost, if the three of us were on Mars and it came down to eating one of you,
Speaker: You're not going to be asleep for it. I'm going to make sure you're awake. We're going to make sure you die screaming. You're going to be sitting there and I'm just going to walk up and grab your leg and bite your calf. I have a host of friends. I have a host of friends.
Speaker: Hey Mike, how's it going? Day 372 on Mars. Things are going pretty good, right? Yeah, Glick, well, you know, it's good talking to you. Yeah, I gotta get back to... You know what, I just... You just come up and talk it back with Musk and stuff and it's just a video stream, like...
Speaker: so where's chris and you're like he's right here and it's just a skeleton he's good you just come up to me and he's like hey mike how are you doing how are you doing how are you doing i'm doing good what's up and like well i just wanted to say i noticed that uh you got some nice legs i've never noticed that before
Speaker: Mike, Mike, the other other dark mate. Mike, let's forget her. Just so both of you know, this is going to kind of lead me into my next story. Just so both of you know, either one of you try to bite me, I'm going to have one of those little squirts, one of the little sprayers. I'm going to spray you on the face with it. No, no. Bad Mike. Like a cat? Yeah, like a cat. Speaking of cats, speaking of cats, what are your guys' feelings on them?
Speaker: I'm not a cat. Like the actual cats or other things that are... Yeah, like the actual fucking animal, Michael. Jesus Christ. They taste great. They do taste good with rice and soy sauce. Yeah, exactly. So pretty much we're all in agreement that... I see. I have the same name for them. I call them Speedbump. So we're all in agreement that cats are assholes, right?
Speaker: I don't really, I don't care for, I don't care for cats. My daughter owns one. I have night dogs, you tell me. Well, it's a simple question, I don't need your life story behind it. Do you agree that cats are assholes or not? Jesus Christ. Cats, well in 1992. Jesus. I was born a poor black man in Alabama.
Speaker: I'm gonna kill myself live on this podcast. I swear to God one day I'm going to kill myself. Man, please do it because our ratings will go up. In South Korea, since 2019, these little four -legged pricks have started over a hundred house fires.
Speaker: Cats have started more than 100 house fires in South Korea for the past few years. Officials from the Seoul Metropolitan Fire and Disaster Department have revealed that felines have caused a total of 107 house fires between January of 2019 and November of 2021. The majority of incidents
Speaker: I wasn't reading that, that's cool. The majority of the incidents are believed to have been caused by animals after they switch on electric stoves and kitchens with their paws. Nearly half the blazes took place when their owners were out of the house. The report also revealed fire department officials, Chung Gao Chu, said. Exactly. Cat started fires. Cat started fires are continuing to be reported
Speaker: These days, we advise pet owners to pay extra attention to fire risk. Cat owners have been advised to remove all flammable objects from the stove and have also been encouraged to use electric stoves that come with an automatic lock function to reduce the risk of fires. Take your knobs off yourself. What are their... Why don't we just get rid of the cats? Exactly. You know why they have cats in South Korea? You guys already said they taste good with rice and soy sauce.
Speaker: Well, I mean kill them but but And then put them in the freezer we have the technology My quick my biggest question is with this whole thing you guys want to kill all of them But my biggest question this whole thing is Why
Speaker: Why is it so easy to turn those stoves on? Because I can't go out here and... I got the answer to this. It's very simple. On certain stove tops, when you turn the knob, it goes to a click, say, where it goes click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click. And that's when the gas is kicking on, too. Well, that's gas, but these are electric stoves turning on. No, they're saying they should use... The authorities tell them that everybody should switch to electric stoves. They said that they... There are electric already.
Speaker: No, no, they're saying to switch to electric stoves with a safety switch. Oh, they're already using the electric stove. So I have an electric stove in my living room right now. So they're in my living room, in my kitchen. So, but in order to turn my stove on the burners or even the oven, you have to push it in and then turn it.
Speaker: Right. So how are these cats? I mean, unless the stove is something as simple as all you do is just lightly touch the thing and it turns on. Because no cat's going to turn right over. Depending on brand, some of them do that. Like, granted, mine's gas. But you can literally just, with a finger, move mine. And you don't have to push down or nothing. I mean, you can blow. Oh, really? Can I just whisper fire in your mouth?
Speaker: Can I just say that I just love how they fix these, you know, they have a problem. And the solution is, is get rid of, get rid of their stove that you already have and purchase another one. Like money is, is no object. You know, in South Korea, money, apparently it's no object over there. Oh, I just buy a new stove. Why did I think of that?
Speaker: I truly think that not all stoves in South Korea are elected. Because like I said, I think most stoves that are elected when you buy them... Yeah, but what happens if you clap in them cheeks? Then your stove's going on and off all night.
Speaker: What the hell is that cocktail smell? Shit, the house is on fire. What the hell is that smell? Smells like something's burning. It's you, baby. You are hot. I put the cat in the oven. I put the cat in the oven. Let's eat. Oops. Once again, if you're smart, you just buy a microwave. You can put everything, you know, frozen dinners and new things.
Speaker: Not all of us live in third world countries. We actually have stones in America. I do have a stone. Well, I'm saying it's like, if you're lazy, just nuke that shit or doordash that shit. You are the definition of doordash in South Korea.
Speaker: Well, we got, I'm sure they do. There's different, they have different, I don't think they have DoorDash, but they have like, like, we don't have DoorDash here. We have DD, D -I -D -I. Yeah. And we got Uber Eats, and there's another one as well. So. And I, yeah, I was going to say, I believe Uber Eats and Uber is worldwide. So yeah. Well, let's, let's wrap up news with another animal story. Boys. That was a good one right there. That was decent.
Speaker: decent my ass. That was good. Oh no. I made it. Yeah. Right. Homemade hamburgers today. So Bob, let's check out this new, uh, bring, bring us back, bring us back. Let's check out this new, uh, redneck limousine and drive us up to, uh, Newberry town PA. Hell yeah. That's a long way. Live beer was South Korea.
Speaker: We're flying back to home base here in Ohio from Korea. We're getting into the redneck limousine that Jeff just bought. We got rid of the short bus, and he bought a big jacked up monster redneck limousine. And we're taking that from Ohio to PA. Calm down. Calm your tits. All right? This is so hard to understand. Come on, buddy. I need to see the itinerary. Now that I know what we're doing.
Speaker: You don't, there's no itinerary. You just follow my lead. I am the itinerary. You just follow my lead. Get on the goddamn plane so we can get the fucking truck, Michael.
Speaker: You're waiting on a bag of peanuts. We have a convict flying the plane. Do you really think we have peanuts? Come on. We have uncooked pasta and frozen fish sticks. That's all we have. Frozen fish sticks and uncooked pasta. Either eat it. Well I'm not going to put you in this.
Speaker: In the stove, that's for sure. That's not far from me. What the hell? Oh, what the hell is going on with the chips? We're going to. Jessica's in Pennsylvania. I guess she's not that far from where we're going. Yeah. You mentioned the place where we're going. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, we're yeah, we're going to Newberry. I was trying to look at the cover. We're going to Newberry Town, PA. We'll stop and see Jessica while we're up there. She can show us how to cook. Okay. We're bringing a cat. I know how to eat cat. See, you're gonna cook it. We won't stay alive. Anyways, alive. I'm like my own. I never go anywhere without beer. What are you talking about?
Speaker: There's only one place I go to without beer. That's my buddy Kevin's house. But a live deer was found in a car's hatchback during a traffic stop. I've seen that movie. It's called Tommy Boy. How does this happen?
Speaker: Police pulled over a suspected drunk or drug driver in Pennsylvania and discovered a live deer that had apparently been hit by a car and then placed in the hatchback area of her car. The animal was freed after the stop Thursday and the occupants told the officers that they had realized the deer was still alive but kept driving anyways.
Speaker: You suck the seed on a topping plate. What if I threw one of that deer in the background?
Speaker: The police, the police said they told the passenger. I love how the police didn't do it. They made the passenger release the deer because I imagine the cops got back in their cruiser was like the cops got back in there. They could pull their phones out, turn their dash cam on and like, yeah, we're recording this shit. You know, that deer was like, we saw a video of the guy getting chased. The other cop. Yeah, we're allowed to do the same thing. Yeah, we're not doing it. Yeah. We did the same thing in Ohio. Yeah.
Speaker: But the police told the pastor to release the deer, which was seen on a video posted by police struggling as it was carried across the road. I wish they had the video. They do not have the video. So apparently the cops did get video. It does happen. It happens a lot here too. I've actually gotten phone calls from the police department and asked me if I wanted to come grab the deer or me and my buddies would come grab the deer. But so.
Speaker: But the 19 -year -old is still being investigated for suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol and or drugs, say the police. But here's the thing, how do you, that's all I have in news for tonight, but, because I want to save some for Saturday. But at one point, or at what point?
Speaker: Do you, okay, so you stop and you pick up roadkill. We've all, I mean, if you're from the tree or whatever, you've done it, you know. But at what point, when it's alive, do you stop and let it out? I mean, you're just driving along those, you know, like you said, that scene in Tommy Boy, because you're like kicking shit out of him and everything else. Yes, I'm far away from home.
Speaker: OK, this is true. This is true. Let me think. And I also have my car where I can fucking do that.
Speaker: Yeah, the deer jumped up and started rapping around and stuck its head up by the front seat. I just, good night. Of course, yeah, my car's covered in blood, but then I get pulled over and I'm like, uh, sir, is that blood? Yeah, sir, is that blood? Let me explain, all right? So this is what had happened. This is what I thought of you as dead. I picked up a deer on the side of the road. I was dead. I was going to take it.
Speaker: I was going to take it home. I was going to butcher it up, you know, and then some bitch came alive and started tearing my car up. So I got my knife out of the console. Yeah, I want it. I want to actually eat. I want to actually eat porcupines. All those are disease. Same with the same with the armadillos. Yeah. Like like armadillos have like what was it? Something there? Disease.
Speaker: It's fucked up the what
Speaker: She hit a cow, and the farmer gave her steaks, she said. I mean. Jeff, did you guys ever, Mike, even for you, did you guys ever go cow tipping? Oh, yes. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: What are you talking about? My neighbors growing up were Mennonites. Yes, we were. They were a lot of watch TV. What the fuck do you think we were at? Any of you want to go tip over some cows? It's Saturday night. You're right. Well, I have a buddy of mine. Pops and Joe knows who he is, a buddy of mine, Tony.
Speaker: that live up the road, down the road for us. And he was about as big as Jeff on a good day. This motherfucker one time, he was like, I'm gonna fuck that cow. This dude got about a hundred yard run. Dead ass run. Fucking shoulder block this fucking cow. Just went.
Speaker: No. We were pretty drunk that night. No, I should have told him to do it again. It's been like a seed and wild. No, he didn't. Like, if the beater has a seed, he does know that he's alert. No. No, he did it. He did it again. And then he was like, and then he was, and then he was even like, playing at his feet. He was like, if I push it, his feet were slipping in the mud. Me and his brother, it was me. Oh, I got deuced with mud.
Speaker: The cow didn't even budge. Literally, the cow was just like, rrrr. Look at him. That did not work.
Speaker: It was me, him, his older brother, and his older brother's best friend. We were all so drunk, but we were laughing our asses off. It was so funny trying to watch him push this cow over. And his brother was like, why don't you try the cow? And he was like, fuck you. No. Tina, what are you saying about me? What? You know? If you hit a moose, your car is fucked. Them fucking bastards are huge.
Speaker: What did she say in their piss once they did? Well, yeah, of course. Well, yeah, because I don't think I care. The funny thing is, if you got a small enough car, if you got a small enough car, you can actually literally get decapitated if you hit a moose, because moose are so tall that you take the legs out and then the fucking lands on the windshield. Yeah. You, like, trip it, which is another reason why you should always buy a big fuck off truck. Yeah, moose?
Speaker: That's the - Moose and - Moose and - Moose and Squirrel. Yeah. No, I don't - If you hit a Moose, you can be, Betty. Yeah. You can. No, you can't. They're actually very aggressive as well. Oh, they're crazy aggressive.
Speaker: You, you, you don't want to fuck with a move. I would actually, if I had like the choices between like a bear.
Speaker: and a moose, I would choose the bear. A lot of them are just really skittish anyways. But a moose is that aggressive. They just don't care. Tina, any vehicle, any animal of decent size can fuck a dog. I'm gonna kick a bear's ass. I saw a guy once on a motorcycle hit a beagle and cut the beagle too.
Speaker: It was fucked up. He destroyed the front tire of his bike. Yeah, you don't want to mess with it. Yeah, a beagle. He cut that beagle in half. And destroyed the front tire of his bike. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, a beagle, a beagle of the dog. Like, a dog of the beagle. Yeah, a beagle of the dog. Yeah, a beagle of the dog. Like, it's supposed to get to style. He split that motherfucker in two. You gotta be really...
Speaker: But it was like, it was also two o 'clock in the fucking morning, and this dog decided to be a smartass, run across the fucking road, starting to sweat. Turned my fan back on. So yeah, I mean, but no matter what you're driving, Jessica said she'd wrestle a damn shark before a moose. I would not.
Speaker: You know what? You know what? Aren't mooses like nine foot tall? Oh, they're huge too. You know what? I would not. I'm adding it to the list. You're accurate. I'm adding it to the list. You're going to fuck up a moose? I'm going to fight a moose. A moose's nose is the size of your fucking head. I'm going to fight a moose. Yeah. Imagine how much damage I do when I bust that big shit.
Speaker: Dude, I'm sorry. I love you, brother. My money's on the moose. My money's on the moose. I will put down 20 bucks. You also put your money on the black bear. You also put your money on the kangaroo. Well, I just did a story. First of all, let's just reel up on your tail and kick you.
Speaker: We just did a story like a week or so ago that some random ass guy took down kangaroo. That was a domesticated kangaroo. I'm talking, if you're gonna find kangaroo, you can't go domesticated. Let it be known. Museses. Museses. Kangaroos. Black bears. Let it be known.
Speaker: I want the smoke. I want all the smoke. Motherfucker, I'm going to make enough money to buy a fucking kangaroo and ship it to fucking Ohio. And I want live feed. But the kangaroo shows up at my front door in a crate. I'm grabbing my phone. I'm setting everything up. I'm opening the door. I'm like, let's go. It's all now, kangaroo. What the fuck? You want the smoke, kangaroo?
Speaker: You want a one -two -step with me, Sierra? Yeah, see? Pop said he hit a moose with a semi -truck once, and it fucked up the truck. Absolutely. So that's what I'm saying, Jess. I mean, I've seen kangaroos, they rear up on their tail and kick with their hind legs. I will fight you. Kick so hard they can split your gut. I go to the gym now, just never mind.
Speaker: You know what, Jeff? I want him to do it. I do too. I want to see it. Because I'm not a fighter. I want all the passwords for the show first. And I want a legal will written out before he starts. But I want to see him. I want to be able to go to his house and me pick out what I want out of it before he goes and fights. But I want to fight this because
Speaker: Either he's going to win, and then there's nothing, nothing that's going to stop his ego at that point. Or he's going to lose. Or he's going to lose, and then he'll finally be with the rest of us mere mortals. Wicked. She got chased by an armadillo.
Speaker: Yeah, you don't want, you don't even want to touch an armadillo. Like, just hold it. I've never seen one. They've got their diseases that they have it so bad. You do not want to touch them. Bob says he doesn't have anything in his apartment you'd want to. Nice. Where did he go? I don't know. I don't know where he went, but uh...
Speaker: yes it's leprosy that they have armadillos have leprosy oh really i didn't yeah that that's why you don't even want to touch them and it's so many it's so much in that population there's like no way to tell you know you would think you know you think in 2022 we figured out how to cure leprosy by now but no there's there's no cure for it there's not even a
Speaker: Oh, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll find a coyote. No problem. You have coyote. You have coyotes here. He went to the notary to make up his will. I don't know what he did. We're waiting on him. They still, yeah, they, they get the chickens. Yeah. They love the chickens, but no.
Speaker: I don't know, fighting a moose? I don't know if that's something that I would want to do. I'm OK. They're like nine foot tall, man. They're huge. They're nasty. Yeah. Google it. Google it. Always after chickens and the cows, numbness said. Oh, yeah. But no, I think that's a losing battle for the clickster, to be honest with you. I'll give you the bear, maybe.
Speaker: because really really a bear they don't they don't unless you're messing with their kids they really don't want to fight you anyway so the only thing you have to do is just like okay the average boost is about seven foot six okay that's still fucking big i don't know i don't know what happened i don't know but you were muted and cameras off dude i have were you guys still were you guys still alive
Speaker: Yeah. Oh yeah. Okay. Okay. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good.
Speaker: Yeah, that'll do it. Shut up, Jeff. Check it out. Did you finally catch it? I was going to make a Cougar jump too, but I thought better. It was a softball. They had their beach ball. I had to take it. It was good. I heard it when you said it. I was like,
Speaker: I know the fuck you didn't say that. Yeah, sorry guys. I don't know what happened. That was totally on my end. I'm glad it didn't kill the whole show. So that's it. My internet went all fucking wonky. So I disconnected from my Wi -Fi and then reconnected. And as soon as I did, like literally, as soon as I reconnected on my laptop, I came back in. So I apologize for that. Turned off your mic and camera was all. OK, cool. What was I going to talk about? We found out the height of a moose is 7 foot 6 is average.
Speaker: So that's average. I don't know, dude. That's pretty fucking big. I don't know. What's average? That's over a foot and a half bigger than you. Just let me know. You said it was 75. Now, how much does the average move sway? I thought I'm looking, man. Because I bet you they're a good 300 pounds, 400 pounds. Well, no, they'd be more than that. An adult.
Speaker: About some, well fuck it, automatically went into kilos, but 700 kilos. So, kilos, two pounds. And, let's see, 700. 1 ,543 pounds. 1 ,500 pounds. Yeah, my money's on the most.
Speaker: How much? Fifteen hundred? Fifteen hundred. I think about that rack that the moose has. I mean, yeah, the racks are not small. I mean, yeah, but yeah, but you know what? The moose can't do that. I can do. I can't believe, man. Oh, oh, oh. So like butterflies look like a bee. I'm so pretty. I can't be hit. Oh, I can't be hit. Wow. What the fuck was that?
Speaker: I literally just put average average size so average I mean and you then you get those big fuck off bucks Those rare ones that are like nine foot tall Six thousand pounds of deraging fury fire breathing out the nose and shit I don't use my computer for porn because I don't want to fuck it up because this is my money
Speaker: And he uses his phone for that. Yes. Yeah, I use my phone for that all the time. They weigh up to 1 ,800 pounds. I ain't worried about weight. That's a Honda Civic, dude. That's like getting hit by a Volkswagen V8. I mean, I was. And how fast are moose? Moose are fast. Yeah, I'm going to send it back for five miles per hour.
Speaker: I'm probably going to do something. I'm sitting just going under 45 miles an hour. 56 kilometers an hour, so about 60 miles an hour. Or 60. Shit. Kilometers an hour. That's like. Wait a minute. That ain't right. You can't do math. I can't do math. Well, he's going to need to run fast because that bitch is going to run for me because he's going to be scared because he knows better.
Speaker: Michael Duncan Clark was over here talking shit. I believe that shit. But when you say it, I'll laugh. It's funny.
Speaker: I don't care. You could believe I already added it to the list. A moose is added to the list. Moose, black bear, kangaroos. 37 miles an hour. And I said 45. So that's not bad. Yeah. 37 miles an hour. Like 1800 pounds, seven foot tall. That's like getting hit by a full swing beetle at 40 miles an hour. Who says he's going to hit me?
Speaker: Yeah, that is true. That is the problem I have with 40 miles an hour. I can dodge 40 miles an hour, if I can say it. What? I'm fighting the moose. You think I can fight a moose? What? Yeah, what's up now?
Speaker: Do it in October. That's their running season. That's when they have their week. That's a running season. I want to angry.
Speaker: Not horny. That's what I'm saying. Don't worry. If you're going to fight him, you can't fight him. Don't worry. You've got to fight him more than horny. Well, trust me. Trust me. Trust me. I already know that you two idiots are going to be with me because you're going to want to witness it every quarter. So I'm going to go up to the tree. I'm going to go up to the video camera. Why do you think we're going to do anything about it, either? We're going to sit back and go, damn, that looks like that. Popcorn would be like, that looks like that.
Speaker: Joanne, just so you know, I have road trips in my future. I'm just going to be sitting there with Gina, just be like, do you think we should do something? And then we're just going to look at each other and just go, no. I wasn't yelling at her. She came in and I asked her if she thought I could take her moves. And she said, yeah. And she's like, I'm just saying that to make you feel better about yourself.
Speaker: So I kicked her out. She was like, I'm just giving you the motivation. But here's the thing. I'm going to go up to the moose. I'm going to talk to them and be like, hey, I'm about to whoop your ass just so you know. And I know you're horny and angry right now. So after I get done.
Speaker: beating your ass you see the two idiots behind you with the cameras you can go fuck the shit out of them and then it'll be all good so he'll get his ass beat and he'll still get his dick wet that's what you think that's what you think because because what do you think you're hiding I'm gonna spray you with female
Speaker: You know, we want to make sure with you and that's why here's some motivation spray with female piss Would that be You know, you know what you guys just talked I'm just gonna be on snapchat where people actually like you guys
Speaker: What are you talking about? Like everybody except for your parents voted for you already. And then yeah, we don't vote yet. You know, Betty betrayed me yet again. It is not ever until Wednesday. I just.
Speaker: I wasn't trying to beat you guys. I was just trying to be honest. And if I lose, at least losing, I lose an honest person. I wasn't trying to find stuff. None of my picks, any of the top fives I've done, starting fives I've done, have been like, oh, I don't like this person, but I'm going to put him because this. Says the guy who literally was like, I have to add this guy so I don't get yelled at because there's no blackness on my list. Yeah.
Speaker: And then you had to add two because you didn't want to have the token vote. So.
Speaker: Yeah, I just did just as she sees another and practical jokers with the three of us We would be so much better than those more stooges not hating on those guys Because that show was fucking hilarious and I have yeah, I have sat in my I've sat on my couch I've laid in bed Crying because I was laughing so hard almost pissed myself laughing at these four idiots But we would we would be like some practical Joker's house jackass however speaking of shows season four
Speaker: Oh, fucking Yellowstone boys. I still haven't watched it yet. I can't get it. I will find it. No way. Before you two go on. I don't have in Facebook and I'll call you and give you some info. How do I know that you pick quick? You'll find out when the list goes up.
Speaker: Because I can read, mostly. Okay. Well, let's go take a break, guys. It is our second break of the show, which has become customary. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. We got an aftershow to do tonight, too. I'm thinking about getting on TikTok tonight. We'll have to wait and see.
Speaker: We just got to remember the rules for that. All right. So if we take our shirts off, the rules are we don't make it. The rules are searched on and we'll get the rules are the rules are completely break every community guideline and you don't get banned. But if you don't break the guidelines and you do get banned, but I have two accounts to get banned on tonight because again, like I said, my account that 225 followers now has almost 2000 followers off of one video. So.
Speaker: Again, Jeff and Mike, you can suck ass. Yeah, it was completely. I mean, I only dueted you. So that $40 I sent you. I only do it. Well, hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Before that was supposed to be between you and I. And because of that thirst, no fuck place. I do. Yes. But let me use like four or five hundred lights on it.
Speaker: And there were several comments saying, I followed him, I followed him, I followed him, I followed him. So you're welcome. And that's not the first time that I did that for you. So you're welcome. It wasn't just you, but you're welcome. Let's go take a peek here. Let's go take a peek here. Let's go take a peek here. Let's go see what Mike's video did. Shall we? Let's see. Let's see. Where's my mentions and tags?
Speaker: All right, Tutu, if it'll load the screen, we'll get there eventually. Maybe, who knows? Let's just put this address real quick and then hurry. Because this guy over here, I tweeted you. Just one duet, bam. At the end of the day, I have no poll on TikTok, so I don't have a dog in this fight. I don't have any poll on TikTok, and I'm actually really blown away by the amount of attention that I've had again. It took him two years to get to 1 ,000. It took him two years to get to 1 ,000.
Speaker: OK, OK, but also, also let me let me remind you the last video that I was in 2020.
Speaker: Yeah, so that's how much I was on TikTok. You let that account went dead. You let all your TikToks go dead. I let all my TikToks go dead. That's because he's been doing nothing but the nonsensical nonsense. Well, it's not only that, but every time I posted something, somebody would bust my ass for three days like I was doing something wrong. So then I was just like, you know what? So all I would throw onto my actual account was just this nonsensical nonsense stuff. So it's not even worth it because I don't do anything
Speaker: When I was with Gemma, she would do that too. She was like, oh, yeah, do a video with great sweatpants. And then I'll do a thirst trap. She's like, I can't even watch it all the way through. And then I'm not going to watch it. I'm not going to do it. I've never done thirst traps. And I'm not going to do a thirst trap if I'm with somebody or anything like that. That's just not my ammo. This is not loading. But we will have this discussion when we come back, Michael. Yes. Because we're going to get to the bottom of it, Mr.
Speaker: It's because of me and you might do it. It was because of me. I just said it. Shut your whore mouth. You said it. I just said it wasn't because of you. There was a there was an advertising on YouTube.
Speaker: I'm pretty sure it was because of the fact that, apparently, I don't see it and I don't understand it, but apparently, I am a good looking dude. I do not understand it. There's a lot of women out there that need glasses. Trust me, I've said that to you.
Speaker: And all his patients saw you I said that I've asked them I've asked them are you high are you okay? Are there are do you need lessons? Am I in trouble why am I in trouble I didn't do anything no that video was Very successful
Speaker: No, I haven't seen it actually. I don't know what it did for you, but it was because I was in it. But no, it was a funny video. It was awesome. I was glad that somebody finally, somebody do edit it with me, especially somebody that is kind of weird and awkward like I am and has like a, I don't think I'm funny, but I think I can be funny at times. You know what I mean?
Speaker: Hey, it was hilarious. But anyways, had the same hairstyle, too. We looked like twins. That's why it's great. Yeah, that don't help our case at all with people thinking that we're related. They're like, they really are brothers. Do you really see your dad's wiener? That's why I did it. That's why I did it. And you're like, I don't know. Let's go spike them. I'm going to get that butt. And I'm like, what?
Speaker: So, but anyways, let's take a real quick break. Let's take a real quick break. We're going to come back. We're going to continue the shenanigans. Believe it or not, there is a real promise. We just, there has been, there has been for a while. Yeah. He's always a macho. I'm an alpha. I can't help it.
Speaker: Yeah, that's what happened. We have two and a half outfits on this show, so whenever you get the three of us together, it comes out, you know. I'm glad we have the main footage, because I got to put on my boots, because the bullshit's getting pretty fucking deep. Yeah. Well, here's Blacktop Mojo. Oh, yes. With another cover. I love this song, and I love this cover. They crushed it. Go check them out on all social media, at BlacktopMojo.
Speaker: I said grandpa watch this picture here it's all black and white and it ain't real clear is that you there you said yeah I was 11 your times were tough
Speaker: Back in the file, there was me and Uncle George Right by the farm In a great depression My queen was down like a couple of kids Just tryin' to save each other You should've seen it in cut
Speaker: This one here was taking over seas in the middle of hell in 1943. In the wintertime, you could almost see my breath. That was my tail cut in the road. Johnny McKee, he was a high school teacher for New Orleans. And he had my back right through the day.
Speaker: It looks like we were scared to death Like a couple of kids just trying to save each other You should have saved an income Well, pictures worth a thousand words But you can't see what those shades of gray keep covered You should have saved an income
Speaker: This one here is my favorite one This is me and grandma in the summer sun All dressed up the day we set our vows You can't tell it here but it was hot that June And that rose is red and her eyes were blue Just look at that smile I was so proud
Speaker: That's the story of mine Right there in black and white If it looks like we were scared to death Like a couple of kids just trying to save each other You should have seen it in
Speaker: but you
Speaker: Hell yeah. How badass is that? Again, it's right up there with one of my favorites, one of my favorite covers that they've done. I love that fucking song, period. Just because it makes me, not necessarily the exact same conversation, but it makes me think of having conversations with my grandfathers. Not only my grandfathers, but when I lived down in Charleston and I worked for Orkin,
Speaker: I handled downtown Charleston. So all the big, beautiful houses that were 200 years old and been in the family since they were built and stuff like that. Some of the conversations that I got to have with some of some of my older customers and stuff like that. And even some of the younger ones who had just recently got the house passed down to them and get to hear their family stories and.
Speaker: And it's just, it's amazing, oh man. But that was Blacktop Mojo. If you guys don't already know, make sure you go check them out. Go show them some love. Let them know we sent you. Welcome back to this show. Welcome back to Nonsenseable Nonsense. As always, still hanging out, rolling into the third hour. You got Glick hanging out with Jeff and the big dog himself, Michael, who may or may not have frozen to death. I don't know.
Speaker: No, I'm here. But if you're not already, feel free to check us out on all social media at Nonsense School Nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, YouTube, and Twitch. And you can join us every Wednesday and Saturday Night Live right here on Haps .com or Haps, yeah Haps, Haps, whatever it's called, just Haps, H -A -P -P -S. Make sure you go download that. Give us a follow on Nonsense School Nonsense. And then you can also catch every episode of the podcast
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Speaker: And then, as always, we do have an email account because we are looking to get into some guests. We are trying to get into some sponsorship. I got to actually speak sponsors. I got to reach out to your guy, Jeff, and talk to him between the two of us. I do have another guest that I'm currently working on. He's an up and coming country singer. And he has a do -ish song that I want him to sing
Speaker: live on the show just because sometimes you gotta you gotta do some things that uh will make people go really yeah but anyways you can email us to do all that stuff nonsense podcast at gmail .com yes mike we gotta give you some kind of uh something that you can say yeah hello thank you thank you wicked thank you appreciate that
Speaker: What would be cool is if you get tainted lyric on here. If you could get tainted lyric on here, that would be amazing, too. But I don't know if... He's funny and shit. Oh, over TikTok. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that guy's full of himself. Dude, he's funny as hell and he's got an amazing voice, but he's full of himself. Yeah. I don't know who you're talking about. Yeah, that's all right. No. That's not going to happen.
Speaker: Well, thank you. Appreciate that. You don't have to do that at all. But so I do have a top 10 list tonight. Oh, OK. We have a top 10. Could be a good one. It's Chris' top 10. Mine is correct. I'm getting excited. It's going to be a good one, I think.
Speaker: It's going to be fun. It's going to make some people think. Is it just? It's going to make you scratch your head. Is it a top? Yeah. I think it's like 15 or 16, so it's a little bit of a super size. It's a schmedium size.
Speaker: Yeah, like it's like my shirt. It's like my shirt. It's a sweetie. Thank you. It's like a medium. It's above average. I got it. Well, sir, I am slightly below mediocre at best, but thank you for giving me the above average.
Speaker: No, I said unlikely. It's above average. I was actually dissing you. Oh, yeah. Oh, OK. I think so. Like, yeah, because like I said, I often describe myself. I often describe myself as being slightly below mediocre. So I, you know, it is what it is. It helps. So on the show, you're the best and the baddest and can't be can't be beat. I had my head.
Speaker: Like six co -workers call me and say, I'm fucking doing an amazing job. Yeah, OK. I don't believe them still. Yeah. But still waiting for the intro for this top 10, though. Yeah, we're waiting on that. Oh, yeah, I'm getting ready. Maybe 10 more. He's playing with his buttons. Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on, man.
Speaker: I saw something today and it made me think of something. I saw somebody drive by. I was out there playing basketball with the kids. Because Saturday is the only day I really have off, which not anymore. As of next Saturday, I work Saturdays as well.
Speaker: Somebody drove by in the car by themselves with a mask on. Now isn't that kind of like wearing a condom while you jerk off? I actually love that. Because it's my shit. And I do everything. And I have a microphone. So here's my fucking top 10.
Speaker: You fucking know better you fucking know better Jeffrey Top 10
Speaker: Go ahead. Relationship red flags. Ladies and gentlemen, if you're still just getting into a relationship, or if you have been in a relationship and you like to ignore these things, here are red flags that you should never ignore. Well, as a consumer, there are. And there are 16 of them. I got to immediately stop doing this for you guys tonight.
Speaker: Shit number 16 before they met you or when you guys were just meeting number 16 if they engage in casual sex Because if they're worth it you'll wait No marriage
Speaker: But what? Number 15. Speaking of marriage. Speaking of marriage. Number 15. If they have children out of wedlock. Two for two for me. Two for two. See how many I got. I don't know. I don't know. Now this one I don't agree with because I don't think in any relationship
Speaker: uh, beginning stages. If you've been together for years or anything like this, I don't think financial, unless you're only looking for one thing, I don't think we're not a red flag.
Speaker: Should be a red flag in any way, shape, or form. So number 14 was when they have unjustified debt. I don't know what unjustified debt is. I think everybody has some sort of debt, whether it's college, medical bills, whatever, things happen. So I wouldn't call that a red flag. I'm going two for two, and I have to save a debt. Hold on. Hold on. No, I have a debt on the house, but that's justified.
Speaker: Well, hold up. I would consider having gambling debts and unjustified debt. If somebody is a gambler and they have a huge gambling debt, I would look at that as a red flag, because that means that's somebody that's going to take their whole paycheck and bet on their paycheck. And then you've got nothing at the house.
Speaker: No, so again, like I said, I don't know what an unjustified debt is. But that definitely, I see what you're saying, Mike. Not 100%. I think Justin agrees, too. I agree. That makes sense. That does make sense. So something like that, yes. Or do you have a drug deal or something like that? Yeah, exactly. I don't see, like, my mortgage is my only debt I have. No, no, no. That's just fine. That's what I'm just saying. Because right now, I'm going to be honest.
Speaker: I have like $10 in my checking account right now. I'm with you on that. I understand that. I agree with Jess there. What's she saying? Crazy credit cards? She's like, if you have 400 pairs of shoes and no car, that's an issue. So an excessive amount of credit cards? Don't say too much about what credit cards are. In general, I'm sorry.
Speaker: Number 12. I was 35 before I owned my first credit card. I am 31. I still don't have one. I just got one. I got one on my 41st birthday. Number 12. This one applies to Jeff and I. When they smoke, use drugs or drink excessively. Yeah. I don't. Neither one of us use drugs.
Speaker: Well, I don't do drugs either. And you know what, I would get more like, because I vape and I just quit smoking. But what I would look at is, are you this type of person? The question is excessive. How many figures did you just smoke a day when you smoked?
Speaker: It's I smoked about a pack a day, but my thing is, but if I was, if I was with somebody, if I was with somebody that didn't smoke when I took out on a date and stuff like that, I, I did not smoke while I was on that day.
Speaker: And that's what I would look at. Yeah, exactly. You know, let's say, let's say we're, let's say we're a smoker too. Yeah, I won't. If you're a non -smoker or whatever, I won't smoke around them. I won't do it. I mean, same thing. If it's enough that I drink a lot because I typically only drink on podcast day, typically Jeffrey. You fucking liar. That is the truth.
Speaker: I think if you carry a flask and you're one of those that have to have a little jack in your coffee every morning, you know, maybe you're, you know, if you're a functioning alcoholic, once again that depends on the woman, but that's a hard road. You know, gambling, any kind of addiction, that's a hard road.
Speaker: Can you get through that? Yeah, but that's going to be a hard ride. Shut up, Jesse. I do not. OK, I do not excessively drink. OK, relax. I'll contest that. I have in the past. I have in the past. Yes, I have in the past. And I limited my drinking to when I would go live on Saturday nights. It was my night to just relax and have fun and just do what I do.
Speaker: I did stumble, I'm not gonna lie. A little bit ago, I did stumble a little bit. You had good reason. Yes. But I'm back on track, like I'm, like, like I have - I thought you one fucking bit. The beer that I'm drinking tonight is the first I've drank since Wednesday when we did our podcast.
Speaker: And before that, before that, I drank on Saturday. I didn't drink anything in between excessive drinking is when you can't go without it. And I feel like if you can practice some sort, if you can practice some sort, yeah, I'm drinking a beer now, but the last time I got drunk was when I went live with Glick and that was like in October. And the time before that was like.
Speaker: in may and you know it's i don't i meet you rebecca me too i i am a very functional alcoholic i was three years i literally most people most people didn't even know i drank lately the only time i drink lately is on the podcast and i've done what four times but i wake up a worst fucking hangover in the world the next day so you guys you guys will know what jeff is drinking because every 30 seconds they'll call me a little bitch
Speaker: No matter what we're talking about. I'll start calling Chris, bitch. And I'll say, calm down, chief. A lot. A lot. No matter what we're talking about. I had a lot of people try to tell me, you know, being drunk is an alcoholic. And every, every Bible verse that I've, every Bible verse I've read, it said drunkenness. So if you get drunk every night. That's two goddamn strikes, Michael. Now, me, what?
Speaker: I'll be looking for new co -hosts at the end of the night because one co -host brought up politics and the other one brought up religion. And those are our two cardinal rules that we did not break. I did not bring up politics. I brought up math. COVID! Number 11! Number 11! Tree! And I am bringing up religion. I just was talking about a voice. Michael! So fuck you.
Speaker: You let us down. Tree. Boobies. Distraction. Finally. Jesus Christ. I said distraction. God damn hint. There's a lag in there. I don't give it right away. There's a lag. Anyways, number 11 on this list. You know, my questions are like assholes. Everybody's got one and they all smell like shit.
Speaker: Number 11 on this list is not a red flag. This is a 100 % green flag for this fellow right here. And I'm pretty sure the other two gentlemen in this podcast will agree with me if they have tattoos and or piercings. Oh, I'm in. Yeah, that's a green flag. I'm in. That's checkered flag. Let's rock and roll. Yeah, that's all of tats. Don't the clutch at nine grand unless you have this bitch.
Speaker: I've got plans for my arm. Number 10, we're rolling into the top 10. You guys have tattoos. Oh, I made an entire day. Thank you, Wicked. Wicked, that's awesome.
Speaker: She said the tattoos and piercings are a green flag. I think everybody's going to be in a grants with that. I'm a sucker for him. I'm not even going to lie. If there's piercings and tattoos and I do have to say the wrong tattoo on a chick is just the biggest turn off. Oh, wrong tattoos? That wrong tattoo can vary per person. On one person, it look amazing. On another, you're like, no, no.
Speaker: So wrong tattoos, just random ass wrong tattoos. I had a friend, she's a beautiful girl. But she had this weird tattoo and it was like, eh, I'm done.
Speaker: Yeah, so you're saying like random just don't make any sense at all tattoos red flag. It was a nice tattoo. It just didn't fit on a guy. I made a personal thing where I'm not going to put names. I have one tattoo and it's not a good tattoo but it means the world to me. A friend of mine, he drew it. Let me see.
Speaker: Well, no, here's the thing. It's my Superman tattoo, which is obviously my Superman tattoo. But then it's got the Omega Red symbol in it. Omega Red's my favorite comic book villain, Mike. I'm sure you know who he is. And a friend of mine in seventh grade actually drew this. And then he went into the Marines and I carried in my wallet for years.
Speaker: He went to the Marines and was killed in action. So when I had the opportunity to get my first tattoo, that's why I got this. And I want to get my arms done, but I don't want this covered up. I wanted to blend into what I want on my arms, because it means the world to me. Him and I. Good Lord, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody's a bigger smoking guy than me.
Speaker: Jeff, shut the, Jeff, shut the fuck down. Well, well, I mean, click is because he sits what near five, three. So clearly actually, I'm actually, as I am actually the correct size and dimensions to be Superman. I could play Superman. Just let it be known. Anybody in Hollywood may hear this. If you're looking for a new Superman, a drunk actually.
Speaker: Actually that is incorrect you might be six foot, but you also have to have blue eyes six foot two and there's contacts and Actually, I believe that and I believe that Christopher Reeves was the biggest Superman to be Superman on on the movies Yes
Speaker: think so. Because Brandon Roth is, I don't, he might maybe be six foot on a good day and Henry Cavall again might be six foot on a good day. Oh, Mike, that reminds me. And I don't think Dan Reeves was very tall. But anyways, anyways. What did you say, Jeff? Check out the Witcher. Yeah. Henry, I tried to watch it. I tried to watch it. Number 10, fuckers. We're in the top 10.
Speaker: Good. You look like the sidekick from Alex. Oh. Who does? Well, you. Yeah, who does? Because that was a nice word. Yeah, I just said, you look like Jeff Dunham's superhero character. Who does? X. Yeah, you've got to be specific. Yeah, be specific. There's three of us here. Number 10, when you two have different intelligent levels,
Speaker: I wouldn't say it's a red flag. My wife is way fucking smart or not. No, it's a red flag. I think it depends on the relationship at the end of the day, as far as this red flag falls. If you're a man and you have a higher intelligence than the woman, it's looked at differently, where us men, like me, I know I'm a big dumb animal.
Speaker: And I love women who are smart. I find them to be sexy and attractive and everything like that. And for some reason, they like me, where when it's the guys who are, when it's reversed, guys are the smarter of the two, then guys kind of hold that against them. And they use that as ways to manipulate and everything like that. Good looking dumb chick.
Speaker: Well, yeah. Well, that being said, I don't, I don't use that. I don't use that against them, but I do like, I like, my ego gets stimulated mentally. I like being stimulated mentally. And if you don't have someone that you can, that you can, you know, say level.
Speaker: Yeah, right. Exactly. But I mean, but it also depends on what you're into because I know I'm not like when it comes to like big fancy words and stuff like that. I'm not the smartest, smartest guy, but I know a lot about a lot. Right. You know, you know, all three of us, all three of us, all three of us. We all know enough to make life dangerous. Yeah. All three of us. I'll give an example.
Speaker: I'll give an example. I like history. I study history, I read history. I enjoy history. Yeah, exactly. Me too. I know a lot about history. I know a lot about history. When you're having a conversation with your partner about, you know, because history is a big part of my life, you will get a history lesson when you're talking to me.
Speaker: You know, and, and it's okay that you may not know the history. That's, that's fine. Because I have a gift to gab and you'll learn it. But when you have no interest of it, when you have no interest of it, and then I feel like I'm talking and then I feel like I'm talking. And you just, you just hoard your heart out. This is something I'm into. And, and then they're like, Oh, well, I don't care.
Speaker: And then you're like, we're dumbass. Well, I mean, that works on anything, but not also. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Before you guys keep talking, but let me get through this list, because what Mike just said, how's it going, Patricia? How's it going? How's it going? Yeah, we're on HAPS. Yeah, I feel like there should be some mental stimulation when you're going to talk to somebody. I would put number nine a lot there.
Speaker: Yeah, they fake interest. They fake interest. Yes. Let me finish this list. Go ahead. Number nine. I would have put this a lot higher. Again, check. When they talk about long term, way too early. Like day one.
Speaker: Yeah, like they want, you know, like instantly they want to jump into a relationship. You know, they, you know, you've only been together three days and also, you know, I love you. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me, blah, blah, blah. And then by month two, they want to get married. You know, they're talking about marriage and kids and this, that and the other thing. It's a huge red flag at the end of the day.
Speaker: I mean, because at that point in time. At that point in time. That could be a double edged sword. Well, see, this is where I'm going to sword. This is where I'm going to, if I could have the four, this is where I'm going to throw in my double edged sword. So I just don't date anybody. If I'm going to date somebody, I don't have it planned out, but I could see them.
Speaker: long -term if I'm gonna date you I see a future now that doesn't mean that well I won't bring those cover but I'm saying is is I think to Mary so if I'm gonna you as someone well I'm gonna I if I'm gonna date you I already see you as someone that I
Speaker: could potentially be there for a while. I want to see if my intentions match up. Right there. OK, so Jess said, I think that's accurate if they haven't known each other long. So that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. If you don't know each other very long, she has known people in three months do that and weren't even dating. And then Tina said, when they start trying to claim
Speaker: you so the public think you are in item even when you yeah so so like right off the bat so no if i like if i if i meet a girl let's just say for me instantly say i meet so so i go i go to the grocery store tomorrow and this hot shit comes up to me and she starts talking to me or whatever and i'm like hey what are you doing tomorrow night you you want to go out and and and grab
Speaker: pizza or whatever. She's like, yeah, let's go. We don't know anything about each other, anything at all. And then we go out there, we get pizza, we're hanging out, we're talking, and she's like, this is great, blah, blah, blah. You know, I think I'm falling for you. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, clap the brakes, you'll know anything about me. And there are people out there that do that, where they've only been with somebody for a week.
Speaker: maybe two weeks and instantly they're in love and they're the greatest thing that's ever happened to them and then and this happens a lot especially on like tiktok for instance oh yeah you know oh yeah three months three months later that's something that happens on social media in general because
Speaker: Although, no, I mean, we admit it, but most people don't admit it, but what you see on social media is about a tenth of somebody's normal shit. Yeah, exactly. But I can't tell you how many times... But I see about a tenth of their crazy. I can't tell you how many times somebody's seeing me in TikTok and then, you know, and I'll talk to anybody. And we're talking and like, hey, you know, you want to go to Snapchat?
Speaker: I'm like, fine, we'll go to Snapchat. And the next thing you know, you're looking at the videos. Next thing you know, well, no. The next thing you know, you're looking at their videos and you're called, they already got a name for you, or they left a comment tagging other people for permission to date you or something like that.
Speaker: You know, you're like, wait a minute, wait a minute. I've always just started talking to you. And I don't even know. I don't even know if I want to be your friend yet. You know, well, I know. And I tell people, especially right now, especially right now, like I'm not looking for a relationship.
Speaker: I'm cool talking and I was like that before. I was like, you know, I want to get to know you. I don't want to jump into a relationship. You know, let's be friends. Let's be cool because, and especially now, because I have no intentions on getting into another relationship until it's right. And if it's not right, you know, I'll offer.
Speaker: We have 25 years, Jeffrey. When they try to make you look like an item in your friend and then they aren't just so others will think your friend is off the market. There's all kinds of ways of doing that.
Speaker: Patricia, I feel like a lot of people try to use TikTok as a dating site, but I have met some pretty incredible people. I met Click, and I can honestly tell you, I don't want to fuck him at all. Fuck with him, but I don't want to fuck him. Shut the fuck up. A lot of times, you want to fuck him, you know you do. But you want me to fuck you, because I'm not a bottom. Did you fuck me?
Speaker: No, no, a lot of people and a lot of people and a lot of people that is with that is a status symbol for them to write so that they care more about good in front of their fair more about, you know,
Speaker: And I think it's a fine line that you should definitely have those conversations within the people. And that's where I am right now. I'm putting it out there. If I start Snapchatting with somebody and talking to somebody, it's like, look, I'm not trying to be in a relationship. I can't do that again. This is live. I'm cool talking to you. I'm cool chatting with you. I mean, if the opportunity arises where we can meet up, awesome. Let's meet up. Let's fucking hang out.
Speaker: But I'm not trying to jump into another relationship. And I found that a lot of people are like that. I've been talking to one person for the last few days, and she's awesome. But we're both on the same page. We're talking. We're bullshitting. That's why you don't want to skip on 16, which was
Speaker: go to bed with them right away because you know exactly you were or I mean there's been there are also people that are like I'm just looking to have fun quote -unquote fun okay cool I'm down with that too we can still talk and we can still bullshit and but they're not looking for a relationship I'm not looking for a relationship or whatever you know
Speaker: But we can talk and we can still have fun. And if the occasion comes up where we have that understanding, hey, we're going to be friends regardless. And but, you know, there's a second outlet. Feel it's going to blow it out, you know, but like what comments were you trying to delete? Trying to look at the comments on our comments.
Speaker: I don't ever delete comments. I mean people can say and do whatever they want. I mean I don't really care. I don't care who you are or if you have a fake account and you want to try to come in and talk shit because you're too much of a pussy to do it on your real account.
Speaker: If there's a general interest, then you can wait. Wait. You can wait. Yeah, wait. If there's a real interest there, then wait and see what happens. Wait till the other one is ready. Chris is not ready for another relationship. But if I was a female trying to date Chris, and I had a general interest, I would wait until he's ready. And as the former wife, I
Speaker: Here's some, here's a little, a little bit is, is they kind of something for some, for some guys, what you, how fast you move with them. They feel like that's how fast you would move with anybody. Right? Yes, exactly. And sometimes, and sometimes you guys, sometimes guys, we get on Snapchat and you're sending me your, we get on Snapchat and you're sending me your boobs within an hour.
Speaker: Then my general thought is, anybody that gets your Snapchat, you're going to send your poops. Exactly. Well, it also depends on how you're talking on Snapchat. Like I said, if you make it clear from Jump Street, like I'm just trying to have fun, I'm just hanging out. If she starts sending you pics, then she's already on the same page as you, or he is already on the same page as her.
Speaker: Yeah. Exactly. Which is exactly what I was. Yeah. Yeah. Which is exactly what I was saying. You really want to know, you really want to know if you got crazy on you, set up some boundaries and not even hard ones. And did they violate that? Like I said, like I said, that's the thing. I mean, recently, I mean, I, you know, I'm not trying to brag or anything like that, but you know,
Speaker: Patricia, there is no way to avoid it. It's always going to come up. Yeah, there's no way. There's no way. But Patricia, I'm going to say this because this is a serious thing. And I was just divorced this year, OK? I've only been divorced for a few months. And I feel the same thing. I've already been divorced three months, but I've been in like six serious quote unquote relationships.
Speaker: I was separated for over a year and a half, okay? Fucker. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just blessing to your balls. You know I am. I know, but, but the thing is, the thing is, is you can, if you want to live your life in fear that you're going to get hurt, then two things are going to happen. You will get hurt or you'll be a love.
Speaker: Well, let me let me piggyback on what might yeah, let me video or let me videos. Let me jump Let me piggyback what Mike just said About that getting hurt or being alone Here's the thing
Speaker: You cannot, you cannot, if you are looking, if you're out there and you're single and this, that, and the other thing, and I've had this discussion with a few different people, and I've told them this exact same thing, and they're like, holy shit, you're right. You cannot put what other people have done to you
Speaker: on somebody else. You cannot hold them. You cannot hold, you know, if somebody cheated on you, if somebody, yeah, if somebody cheated on you. I do have to put a disclaimer on all this real quick. We are not experts. No, no, we are not experts. And a person is dead, more people than cancer is killed. Yeah, exactly. At the end of the day, Chris, you got a point. You cannot put that fear on somebody else.
Speaker: If somebody cheated on you, whether you're a man or a woman, it doesn't mean that the next person is going to cheat on you. If somebody did you wrong and led you on and made you believe something that you thought was there and made you change all your ways of believing, you cannot put it on the next person. All you can do is be honest with each other.
Speaker: Yeah. So and I do that and I. Is I've been hurt in the past and I'd like to take this slow. Yeah. And I'm a leaver. I'm a leaver. Genuine. Yeah. But you know, I'm a leaver. And if they're genuine, they'll go slow. Yeah, that's true. Moving on. Yeah, the best thing about it is the best thing you can do.
Speaker: The best thing you can do is communicate your intentions. And I've learned that, because let me tell you guys something. Yeah, let me tell you guys something. I have not been in the single, I have not been in the quote unquote single dating game since I was like 15 years old. I'm 40 years old. And I'm now into the single, yeah, I'm now in this single game, this dating game. So, and it's like,
Speaker: All right. Well, I'm gonna let them know right off the bat. We start talking. Everything's cool. We're having fun. Hey, I'm not trying to get into another relationship here, you know, and then they're like, Oh, you know, okay. Well, it's either gonna go. Okay. Well, they're gonna
Speaker: They're gonna ghost you or they're gonna talk to you and you're gonna be able to say this is why. For me, I got three kids and they've been burnt three times in the last six years and I can't do that to them again. I can't let my kids be hurt and crushed. I can't let them get attached to somebody all over again because - Just to get shot. Just so I can not be single.
Speaker: So I I'm gonna be an adult and I'm gonna let it be known This this is where I'm at when the right person comes along the right person comes along You cannot deny that you can't stop that but in the meantime This is what I'm doing. I'll bait, you know, I have fun, you know, you know, whatever, you know Whatever it is. I'm just speaking for me personally I'm not speaking for everybody but I'm gonna put that out there from from jump street, you know, so
Speaker: But I don't want anybody to get the wrong idea. You know what I mean? What I found when I see you back in on click is I've talked to, I've had a lot of people that I've talked to that said that they were this and they ended up being that. You know what? That's why you take things slow because if someone is fake with you, they cannot maintain that persona for a long period of time.
Speaker: And you just be a hundred percent honest with them the whole time and, and watch and see if the story, and I'm talking about, I've had someone that tried to pursue me for a relationship. And I told him, no, from the beginning that it won't happen. Gave him the reasons because I couldn't see them in that long, you know, peer, you know, that retirement stage. And I told them this wasn't going to happen. So then they used a friendship. They tried to be my friend.
Speaker: And they use that friendship level to, to have an invisible relationship with me. And it, a lot of people got hurt, but once again, she was completely fake and eventually it all unraveled on itself. And that's why that's, that's why you take things slow. And that's why you don't just jump into bed and you don't just do this and you don't just do that. And then you get, and, and what showed her true colors was.
Speaker: the boundaries. I set boundaries and she was constantly feeding them. You know, she was constantly breaking the boundaries. I told her not to do this, not to do that socially. And she did them anyways. And it came out and that's, you know, be smart. Don't just, don't just think with your dick as a guy would say, don't think with your dick and be like, Oh, she's so beautiful. Well, okay. A lot of girls are beautiful.
Speaker: Everybody's beautiful, you know think about up here think about right here and you use your mind use your heart and Yes
Speaker: But we let's move on because this got way too serious and we need some dick and fart jokes. We're supposed to be funny Well, I still gotta finish the list, but I mean you guys could finish your thoughts. I I gotta get back to my list but I Jumped on I jumped on the snap real quick. Why you guys jump? Yeah, but yeah, I mean this is kind of
Speaker: It's a loaded section, but once again, if you're honest from the get -go, which for some people is practically impossible, but there's almost no way not to get it. In one way or another. I don't understand what you're saying, Jessica. Was my friend, but was telling other people another story.
Speaker: as in, oh, we're friends, but to their, to, like, for instance, if you and I were dating, I'm like, oh yeah, Mike, or if you and I were friends, and I'm like, oh, Mike and I are just friends when we're together, but I'm telling, I'm telling Chris, oh, Mike and I are dating. Yeah. I'd be like, I wish you guys nothing but the best. It's too much work.
Speaker: to lie, you always get tripped up eventually. Well, yeah, because you know what? Honestly, I dated, I dated a girl named Gemma and she was, she was, I think she was a wonderful person, but she, she watched a few of my tech talks and she realized some things about me because I'm honest to my tech talks. And you know, as we started talking, she gave me,
Speaker: heartbreak story after heartbreak story after heartbreak story and I just I fell for every single one and then it took a whole year for everything to unravel but as it started unraveling I walked away from that relationship going you know what I would have really loved to know who Gemma really was because I might have fell in love with her instead of who she wanted me she thought I would want
Speaker: real quick and there's all one wicked I disagree and the boys will back me up on this she says lying of any kind is the worst but boys and I know you know the answer to this if she walks into this outfit make me look fat what is the answer no exactly it is not even look it nope so
Speaker: that was trying to be funny trying to lighten the mood but whatever but but see that's where Jeff gets in trouble that's where Jeff gets in trouble yes the answer is always no but then when they feel like you're lying then no the thing is is honestly
Speaker: You know, you can lying about the big things that I care about what's in the heart and what's in the, in the brain. And when you got brain and heart, when you got, when you got brain, your weight, your weight isn't a big issue. And then here I am over 300 pounds.
Speaker: who the fuck do I have to judge your weight for? No, but it's, it's, uh, a lot of women have vanity issues in general. You know, my, like my wife, the fact that she popped on here without makeup on blew my mind because every time the camera's on, she's like, don't, don't fill me. I don't have makeup on. Well, well, wicked, there's ways of telling somebody,
Speaker: that they don't like what you're wearing. I'll never say, oh, that dress makes you look fat. I would say, but you know what? You know what I really like? Well, you know what I really like? That red number that you wore the other day, you were smoking it. Oh, that reminds me. And that's how you get out of that one. Here's something. A red flag for me for danger is shorts or a skirt with white tennis shoes.
Speaker: That's hot. OK, are we ready? Because I'm trying to kill time on Christmas. We're waiting on. We're not like you. I know. Tina said Tina said I always find out when they are lying. I sense when they are trying to hide. Well, unfortunately, in perhaps one of the worst things you can ever do for an empath is lie to them.
Speaker: Because we're not fucking stupid. We are not fucking stupid. And Tina, she's asking you if you lied. She already knows the answer. You better, you just did better. Even if you didn't do it, you did it. I'm a piece of shit. I'm a dog. Yes.
Speaker: Mike, you and I have had this conversation recently with somebody who I was talking to and I know, I know that one or two things are happening and I'm playing it and I'm tiptoeing around it and I'm dropping them and I'm trying to get this person to just fucking tell the goddamn truth.
Speaker: And, and I'm about to just blatantly call them out because my gut a hundred percent of the time is right. Always. My gut was recently with what just happened with what you've told me. That's what my gut's telling me the same thing.
Speaker: Yeah. Even with what recent details. And I was like, yeah, it even. Yeah. And even with what just happened recently to me, it was the same thing. My gut was in my leg. My gut was yelling and screaming at me. And I was just like, shut up. You're an idiot. And I'm going to excuses. The excuses I heard was like, wait, what? Oh, it's it's all it's freaky. You haven't heard the news.
Speaker: It's freaky about the thing my ex -wife cheated on me several times in our relationship My gut was so so anyway, I knew before we get on that road Yeah, before we get on that road, let's jump into number eight. We still got eight more to go guys When they have incredibly high expectations of you
Speaker: that for me is not a red flag that's a chance to uh uh listen there i don't think it's uh something yeah yeah exactly i would call well depending upon uh depending upon the expectation how they go about real if you're in a relationship if you have a real if you're in a real relationship your partner should want your
Speaker: your partner should want you to be at your best you. Right. So having high as potential, what I would, what I would consider more of a red flag is be put on a pedestal that you cannot, that, that is easily taken down. Well, no, I feel like, I feel like, yeah, well, and again, well, I guess, I guess that's the term of the day piggyback.
Speaker: piggyback if they have expectation if they have high expectations for you and they go about it a certain way they want to be there and they're gonna support you and they're gonna elevate you and they're gonna not like you know whatever say you want to be a jet pilot or whatever that's your dream and instead of ridiculing you and making you feel bad about chasing your dreams yeah or making whatever
Speaker: then they push you and they encourage you. So if they expect you to be better and they know you can be better and they want to elevate you and they want to push you in that direction and be your biggest supporter and your biggest fan, that's another thing outside of going like this. Me and Glick are singles. So anybody that me and Glick end up being partners with,
Speaker: We're doing this podcast. So they have to understand that to have a supporting partner, to have a supporting partner should support us in our endeavors. And they have to understand that when we turn our mics on and we come on and we're acting up, we're acting up, we're being foolish, we're being stupid. It's part of the show.
Speaker: yeah it doesn't mean it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not always how we exact sometimes we played sometimes we play characters sometimes we feed in to we feed into a situation
Speaker: I mean just to be honest, I don't shit talk as much as I do on this podcast.
Speaker: Glick will even say I I don't I don't just leave exactly on Glick's snapchat that says fuck you Glick. I don't do this, you know Mike and I have a lot of serious conversations just like Jeff and I have a lot of serious conversations we get ideas just like Mike does Mike and I bounce ideas off of each other said Jeff and I have always ideas and
Speaker: off of each other's heads you know we kind of want to show we're here to have fun but let's continue this let's wrap this top 10 up because i continue i feel like we can keep rolling on this conversation number seven on this list is when they are incredibly high and or low maintenance what's up buddy high maintenance is the worst i'm sorry look i am incredibly i'm gonna let it be known that i'm super low maintenance that's what it looks like
Speaker: No, but I mean, I don't mind low maintenance. I don't mind high and or low maintenance. It just depends on. It depends. It depends on. It depends on when you say low and or high maintenance, because as far as high maintenance goes, it. Go ahead, Mike, I'm going to go for a chicken real quick. As far as low maintenance go, girl, it's. All right, I'm a romantic.
Speaker: OK, I'm I'm the type of guy that will sing to you of notes. Oh, do you do dance by flowers unexpectedly? I have done all these things, all these things in the kitchen, by the way. I love I love dancing in the rain. I love. Hello, talk. I love laying out on their stars and being in and in all that stuff. But if you deal with someone that's low maintenance,
Speaker: low maintenance, I would consider someone that's never been real date. You know, so when you do that, so when you, so when you do those things, you know, unfortunately there are men who really do suck and they never taken their woman out, never, never treated a woman the way that they're supposed to treat. And then they meet me.
Speaker: And they're like, I don't know how to handle this because I've never had to deal with this before. They find it over overwhelming. And so I would say low maintenance can be, I want to call it a red flag, but I would call it a challenge because I've had women say, I don't even want to talk to you no more because I can't handle all this stuff.
Speaker: Yeah, it's too much pressure. Right. You know, I wrote I wrote poetry. I did a tick tock where where I put poetry for a girl. You know, it's. You know, I'm not as big as a romantic as my buddy who wanted his wedding night. I mean, the day day before the wedding, when we went to the strip club, he was
Speaker: quoting poetry to the strippers. I'm not that romantic, but. But two weeks is all, I guess. Whatever works for you. Yeah, right. What's next? Number six. Yeah. Being surprised, being surprised. Just
Speaker: There's, I like doing spontaneous and just go and just, you know, you see your lady doing the dishes and you just, you just come up behind her and, and, and bite her neck and then shut up. It's not a fucking thing. I can't remember in the back and I fucking shit out of her.
Speaker: And then there's other days where I'll just go there, put my hand on your neck, push against the wall, and take the clothes off. There we go. Number six. Number six, again, I would put number six a lot higher than number one was, you know, when they get too serious, too quick. Number six would be a lot higher. When they are dating for the sake of dating, hence when it's a status symbol, and you have to be in a relationship for people to
Speaker: and all you and everybody be so amazed and think that it's the greatest thing in the world to where once that dating phase wears off you have to move on to the next phase where you have to have an engagement and that only works until that newness and nobody cares wears off anymore and then you move on to
Speaker: the next poor sap whether you're a man and or woman because both do both do this both men and women do this and it's sad because this is where people end up being fucked over and hurt exactly and then where people not all people but where people they get that notion in their head that everybody's going to do the same thing the next person is going to be the exact same way and and and and so forth etc etc you know what i mean so yeah i
Speaker: Again, I would rather hear God's honest truth, I'd rather be alone. I would rather be alone. Jessica said when you're on your 20th engagement in two years. Exactly. And that happens a lot on TikTok. People, that happens a lot on TikTok. Dating, not just to be single, said wicked numbness. Yes, status quo, Facebook status change, yes.
Speaker: I would rather be alone. I would rather be alone. I feel like a lot of people don't understand what dating is. Dating isn't so you can hook up. Dating isn't so you can have that status. Dating is your
Speaker: you're finding a potential partner, whether or not that leads to marriage or living with somebody or whatever your goals are. But dating is to say, hey, I like you. You check all my boxes. Let's see where this goes. And if that's not what you're about, you have no business dating. If you're just dating so you're not alone,
Speaker: dating, so you're not going to be alone means you're going to hurt somebody. That's what that means. You know, but I would rather, I would rather, I would rather be alone. I would, I would rather be alone because to me, I look at that as mine and I would rather be alone than be with someone that's lied to me every day for however. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Yeah. Because once again, you know, because once again,
Speaker: it all comes out. It might not be tomorrow, might not be next month. It might take two years, might take three years, but the truth always comes out. And then when the relationship is over, you're left with, she strung me or he strung me along for this amount of time, just for a status. Right. And especially if you're like me and Glick, especially if you're like me and Glick, and let's just face it,
Speaker: If you're in your thirties or forties, you have these things. You have these things called kids. Yeah. And, and you know, you want to see, you want break my heart every day of the week. That's fine. Don't break my kids heart. Go in your life. They get in their life and, and, and, and they fall in love with you.
Speaker: And you're not even in it for the right reason? Moving on. Well, and again, that comes back with being honest and telling people your intentions. You know what I mean? And I'm in that situation right now. I mean, I've had that conversation recently. And a couple of people that I talked to, they're like,
Speaker: They were kind of shocked that a guy said that. That a guy said that. They were kind of taken back. It wasn't in a bad way or anything like that. But yeah, right? So I totally get that. I mean, number five, not that this is a red flag. I don't think this should ever be a red flag. I don't think this should even matter at the end of the day. But if your religious and or political views aren't the same.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm not gonna judge them, but I don't care I'll say that depends on for me Yeah, for me personally Yeah for me personally. I don't care. I don't care your political views. I don't care your religious views. We are all entitled our opinion ah If your opinions wrong, then it can be wrong, but I don't have to tell you every day But you know
Speaker: You know, but like for me, as far as political goes, I don't put my political beliefs out there. I don't tell people on a daily basis. Nobody really knows. Um, I don't care if we connect and we're cool and like all, all, everything's there. I don't care who you believe in politically. And I don't care what God, you're right. I'm North pagan. I don't tell people that I'm North pagan, but I'm North pagan.
Speaker: It is what I am, because I struggled for a lot of years with religion, so I don't care. I was talking to a friend of mine last week, and she follows Chinese religion. She's Asian, and she follows a Chinese religion. And I was like, that's cool, not Buddhism, it's Taoism or something like that. And I was like, that's cool, I'm North Stegan.
Speaker: You know, so it's like, you know, I don't, I don't care. You know, as long as you're not in my face every day about it or about your political views, looking for a fight, I don't care. I don't care. I'm not going to ever sing anything to you about it. But anyways, number four, Jeffrey's already getting yelled at. Tina, Tina hit the nail on the head and that's something that you would have to consider depends especially.
Speaker: when you have kids and what values and beliefs you would like them to learn. Well, I don't. And personally, I think that's, for you, that might not be a big flat or a big flat. But that's actually a, it's not a red flag. It's just a box. And if you don't have that box, then it doesn't get checked. You know, and that's how it looks. That's how it looks like. I don't force my beliefs or my views on my kids.
Speaker: My kids are their own individual person. So if they want to be on the right, if they want to be on the left as far as politics go, I don't care. That's your choice. I'm not going to fight with you. I'm not going to argue with you. Whatever you want, whatever you want to believe in religion, religion wise, I don't care. If it makes you happy at the end of the day. Here's the key thing that we as a people
Speaker: in the world, especially in the United States of America. And here I go, doing what I said I would never do. But here's the thing, if it makes you happy, and you are not hurting anybody, and you are not hurting yourself, then who the fuck cares at the end of the day? Who the fuck am I to say what you're doing is wrong? Yes. Exactly. And that's exactly what I tell my kids. My daughters and I,
Speaker: And now granted, they're on the same page as I am most times. But I told them, I said, you guys are an individual. You can do whatever you want. You don't believe in whatever you want. If it makes you happy, I don't care. But the moment you hurt somebody else or you hurt yourself, then it's another story. Then I gotta probably chop you in your fucking head. Yes, exactly. Joanne said, and I'm not gonna attest to this, I've always looked at kids choose what they think. I answered questions.
Speaker: that she, you know, and they choose. Yes, exactly. And I can attest to that, growing up with Joanne. But number four, number four, let's go ahead and double check number four, check, check. When you have to walk on eggshells with your partner.
Speaker: Absolutely. I've been there. I've done that. You should never be afraid of being who you are. Walk on those fucking... Shut up, Jeff. I know exactly what you're saying and exactly what you're thinking. You should never be afraid.
Speaker: Because if you're looking at it and you feel like you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking at it and if you're looking
Speaker: You're in a constant state of panic. You're never, you're never, you're never at peace. Be at peace at home. And if you're not at peace at home, making that peace should be, you really want to get down to brass tacks. It's mental terror. If you don't, if you're being made to toe a line, that's mental terrorism. It is mental terror. Absolutely.
Speaker: Absolutely. Number three, I don't agree with this because if you're attracted to somebody, what they look like does not matter. But number three is when they are overweight. If you're attracted to somebody and you like somebody and you have a connection with somebody, it doesn't matter if they're overweight. I mean, we joke and we fuck with each other. All three of us in this podcast right now.
Speaker: Honestly, I don't like skinny women. I like my chicken with a little bit of new man. I look at it this way. I'm six foot tall, 300 pounds.
Speaker: I'm bringing I'm bringing all that to the table just so you know so if you can't handle it right and I love them I love me a good old flick them I ain't one of those guys that get on tiktok and make a video just to get likes and views and says he likes big woman I like me a big woman
Speaker: Yes. But no, I don't think I should ever be an issue because if you have a connection and you like somebody, you're going to like them regardless.
Speaker: Well, I mean, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Like Roman times, back in the Roman times, overweight was good looking and skinny was ugly. Well, it's not just back in the Roman times in the Middle Ages. In the Middle Ages, if you were, they were highly tired. The whole good looking, skinny thing is actually a new concept.
Speaker: I'm not going to discriminate against gay women or anything like that. But you know what? If I start dating you, and we start dating, and I like you, and all that stuff, and we start dating, and you gain 100 pounds or whatever, I didn't start liking you because of what you look like. I started liking you because of who you were. So that's not going to change just because
Speaker: Don't, but don't lie about it. Don't, when we first meet, say you're 120 pounds, and then we meet in your 400 pounds. Yes. Don't do that. Well, I won't be able to do that. Well, that, yeah, exactly. Don't really send us pictures from the chest up. And then when we meet, you're, at the same time, I've already made the connection. I've already made that decision. So it's like, oh, you're not who I thought you were. I mean, that's catfishing. Yeah, don't catfish. You're not physically, you're not physically. If you're using 80 filters,
Speaker: You're using 80 filters that change your, your faith. I want to know you without the filters. The filters are nice. To piggyback on what you're saying, Mike, this is the thing that blows my mind right now. As I know I'm humble Glick on the podcast and I talk a lot of shit. Yeah.
Speaker: get it I don't understand it I never looked at myself like a good -looking dude and then I don't use filters or anything anything like that I don't do anything and you know I'll get a snapchat or whatever or somebody will comment on on on tick -tock and I'm like yeah I'm not really that good looking they're like yeah you want a million
Speaker: I don't see it, but okay. Crazy lady. But I've never used a filter. I'm not used to it either. Filters are fun. Filters are fun. Do that. But I want to know what, all right, because this has happened. I talked to somebody, really liked them. And then I got two more met them in real life, met them in real life. And I didn't recognize them.
Speaker: because of all the filters that they get. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. So, so, so, so number two, let's jump, let's, let's move on. I didn't, I, wow. I did not expect this to turn it. Jeff's in the comments now. He's getting yelled at. We'll come back, Mike. We'll come back and we'll, we'll do some after show. If you're down for an after show, if not, I'm, I'm going to go get on Tik TOK, I think, but, um, number two,
Speaker: when they are an emotional train wreck. I've been there. I've done that. We are emotional train wreckers. Okay. Well the problem is... You're 100 % right, actually. Actually, Jeffrey, you're 100 % right. And that's a double check. Because I am, and I have been there. And so, yes, absolutely.
Speaker: And it's, I wouldn't say it's more of a warning. I want to call it, it's, it can be hard. It's hard on relationships because especially people like me and Greg who take on, you take on their emotion earlier. Jessica and, and, and their stuff. And then so we tell us a story about your life and your cry.
Speaker: I haven't seen Glit do this, but Glit, I'm playing with you. You know, I'm hurting. And and when you when I it almost feels like I'm a sucker for a good hard left case, but that's. Yeah, that goes back. Just be that goes. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, 100 percent does. And that goes back to the fact of that goes back to the fact of this could have been a whole podcast. You're not wrong, Jessica. My bad. I apologize, guys. This was not meant to go this way. This is just meant to go on a whole other way. It's not supposed to be funny.
Speaker: I did. But, you know, this before news, because we could have done this and went to break and come back and done it more. Because it's at the end of the day, at the end of the day, it doesn't happen very often. But we can do a real talk on here. We can have real conversations and we can get mildly serious. You know what I mean?
Speaker: Yes, Jeff knows, Jeff knows she can always yell at me anytime. It's my fault. But number one, number one on this fucking list. Big ass fucking chip mark. When they are non apologetic.
Speaker: Yes. When they refuse to admit when they are wrong, when they refuse to admit that they might be the problem, when they refuse to admit that there is something that they might have done and they put it all on you. I'm sorry, Justin, casual comment, because I look at that stuff.
Speaker: I look at that stuff. We're in conversation. Absolutely. 100%. And I see that you're not sorry about this. You're telling me about your life. And it's because you know what? I'm going to be the first to admit. You know what? I'm divorced. Guess what? That's on me as much as it is on her. Oh, of course. Anybody wants to. Anybody wants to know. Anybody wants to know what happened to my marriage. I fucked up.
Speaker: She fucked up, I fucked up. And getting out of there, there are lessons that I've learned that I won't make again. But when you're talking to somebody and it's 100 % their fault, and it's 100 % their fault all the time, that burns into my head. Now I'm looking for other things because you know what, I'm gonna call it
Speaker: the way I see it, if you're not sorry about a single thing in your life, you're a narcissist. If it's somebody else's fault all the time, you're a narcissist. If you're telling a story and it's always what they did to you, you're a narcissist. I'm sorry. I hate to call, I hate to be the guy, but that's the guy. That's calling a spade a spade. And also if you're the
Speaker: person that is always apologizing that's that doesn't mean that that to me that doesn't mean that there's a problem with you it means that you went through a lot of shit that you need to that you need to work on because you don't need to take everybody else's problems and then be sorry for it there are things that you didn't do that you don't need to apologize for but yeah
Speaker: If you're not, if you're if you never apologize, you're a narcissist. I'm sorry. I know. And that's what I've always felt is like I'm always apologizing. I'm always. But like I was I was I mean, except on this show, you never apologize on this show. But if you if you always.
Speaker: fuck you guys seems to be a call I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry that means that you have been beat down so bad that is your that is your that is your um no no I am I am I was I was on I was on snapchat today earlier and the whole apology thing and
Speaker: I was talking to somebody and we were kind of flirting back and forth and whatever. And then I thought I took it too far. And I was like, oh, I'm sorry. I crossed the line. And she's like, why are you apologizing? And then we got to talk. And it turns out her and I are both kind of in the same situation. And I was just like, there it is. There's the apology.
Speaker: for no reason. But that's one of those signs of being broken and whatnot. That's just because you're broken in that you need to handle that with care. You need to be smart. You don't need to just handle with care. They're fragile. Fragile. That's a good reference. Yes. Fragile or rustle. And you just need to just
Speaker: Be careful with them because that means that that means that you you can really hurt them if you fuck them up. That's what that means. Unless they're so goddamn emotionally damaged that when you try to fuck them over and you think you've got them good and you still try to keep fucking taking shots and they've already flipped that switch where they're they just emotionally don't give a fuck about you anymore and then they just want you to get hit by a fucking truck.
Speaker: Which is what I do to a lot of people. Well, you know, I have that switch too. Like I said, I'm very emotional, but when you get to a certain spot, it's just a light switch and it's just nothing.
Speaker: I honestly, but yeah, but I honestly did not realize that this top 10 was going to, I knew it was going to be a good one. I knew it was going to be fun conversation. Did not know it was going to think it was going to take this long. Yeah. Uh, we do got to, we do got to wrap up the show. Sorry, Jeff. I've been trying. So we're going to wrap up the show. Um,
Speaker: I don't know. I'm going to come back on here for a little bit, see how it goes. I think I'm going to get on TikTok at some point. I wish I had another phone. I wish I could get on TikTok live. I wish I could get on TikTok on my laptop because that would be amazing.
Speaker: Um, but thank you guys. But anyways, let's wrap up the show. Thank you guys for hanging out. Thank you guys for listening. Uh, Mike, Jeff, love you guys. It's been awesome to do another show. I appreciate y 'all hanging out with me yet again. Uh, everybody in the chatters box, of course you guys are always on fire. You guys are the best. The chatters box is growing more and more every, every, every week. Uh,
Speaker: It's already hard. It really is. It is very hard. We do appreciate you all hanging out with us. If you're not already, check us out on social media. Bye, Mama Clay. Bye, Joe. Love you. Bye, Pops. Love you. Tina, wicked. Bye, Papa Clay. Jess, Patricia, everybody. Tina. If you guys aren't already, check us out on social media, Instagram, Facebook.
Speaker: Twitter, TikTok, Twitch, YouTube, all that nonsensical nonsense. Fuck you, old man.
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Speaker: Yes. So again, like I said, go give us a share, go give us a follow and a follow. And as always give Jeff and Mike the old double thumbing. And we're going to end this show the only way we know how.
Speaker: and we end it with the one and only Blacktop Mojo. Go follow them on all social media. Go stream their music everywhere you stream music from. Tell them that we sent you. Show them some love. The guys are amazing. I'm talking that we're going to end the show with their song and I have nothing ready. Of course.
Speaker: off the black top mojo and that's the best, that's the ultimate, that's the ultimate. I listen to black top mojo while I work. Click listens to black top mojo while he works out and Jeff jerks off listening to black top mojo. So we're definitely some black top mojo fans in the air.
Speaker: um i am carrying the show as we speak right now because while Jeff is making fun of Glick and Glick is instead of clapping he is still not hitting any of the buttons that he needs to hit to play the install and Jeff is over there going you cop walking son of a bitch i'm trying to get laid please please play the song
Speaker: I've hit all the buttons, but I know Jeff so well. He's got buttons for days. For the first time in Jeff's life, he actually wants to punch me in the face. I'm trying. I swear to God I'm trying, Jeff.
Speaker: Jeff's Jeff's doing a mind of being home from a tree. Yeah, I'm trying. Here it goes. All right. Here we go. We got the intro. We got the long intro. The longest intro in the history of him. He just wants to hear the song so you can get a woody and fuck his wife. I mean, is that so much ask? I mean, Dan, what? And here you are. Look, look, look, look.
Speaker: I've seen Jeff's wife. If he needs, if he needs to watch this video to get a hard on, Jeff's wife should come to America and I'll take care of her properly. Because Jeff's wife is a very attractive woman way out of jail. Yes, I saw her yesterday. There we go.
Speaker: She likes the mood, she likes the love, she likes the blood on her hands She dances naked through the night
Speaker: You raise it through the wind and she'll mutate the dance. She comes for any darkness and chance.
Speaker: Hey, above the head As I began to breathe, she said More than mine Take a second bite I want to live for real No, spirit in the earth Give me all your blood Make me a god like you
Speaker: Gone as she starts to feast There was a smile on her face as she watched her sleep It's her left to back her head As blood ran down her chin she said
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a Speedy Mart. This is a Speedy Mart. We have Hot Dogs 2 for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. They've got guns and... Something sharp. Something like I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp cheddar combos over there. It's kind of like a ribs cracker pregnant with a cheese baby. Alright.
Speaker: Let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray. And can I borrow your bathroom? Yeah. That's what I said. Make sure you bring it back and that'll be 13 .62. And I'm going to have the exact same. So we're in a coin shortage at the moment. We're in a corn shortage.
Speaker: Whatever, man. OK. There she is. There she goes. Oh, I'm sorry. You guys look at her, and I'm pissed that Matt does cat the way he does cat. I forgot that.
Speaker: On Bumble, I get... Hello!
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!
Speaker: I want to live forever, no Spirit in the earth, give me whatever Make me a God like you Make me a God like you
Speaker: Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. We'll see you fuckers Wednesday for a brand new episode of nonsensical nonsense. Hit him with it one more time. Jeffrey. Or let it go to voicemail.
