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Speaker: I've seen confusion in the eyes of nature without hope I've seen rain come Pull me out the light, distract me and please don't ask me nicely I know you wanna lie out the sky It feels so dark here lately, you might as well just take me, nobody's gonna wonder
Speaker: I've seen the fire in the hills I've seen with fear and anger me Oh, let the rain come Oh, lay out the light and strike me And please don't ask me nicely I know you wanna light up the sky But it's been so dark here lately You might as well just take me Nobody's gonna wonder why Nobody's gonna wonder
Speaker: Lay off the light and strike me and please don't ask me nicely I know you are the light of the sky
Speaker: Yes.
Speaker: What's going on everybody happy Monday, hopefully you guys had a good weekend I'm click
Speaker: There it is. It is nonsensical nonsense. We're back for a brand new week of fuckery and shenanigans Tony D is not here I honestly don't know How often Tony will be here for a while No big secret he said it on the show a couple different times He did go back to swing shifts so
Speaker: That being said, he's currently at work right now. So we'll see how it goes. Maybe Mondays, different guest hosts. Maybe we'll start scheduling some guests on Mondays. How we'll see what happens. Got that liquid IV in there right there. If you haven't already.
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Speaker: Saturday night. We had a good show Sunday. I was a Lazy sack of shit Later on watching horror movies all day But Saturday night after we got done with the show, you know, I said, well, you know my girlfriend or fiance sorry my fiancee She was like let's play around on tick -tock. All right When it happened again Two of my three accounts got
Speaker: Got in trouble. Apparently, you got to love the trolls and the haters, but I digress. But I do have new music for you guys tonight. There was a there's a cat that was in my room hanging out, chit -chatting, and he's a rapper. Got a few songs out. I played him on the show. So I was like, hey, man, I'll host a podcast. Would it be cool if I play your music on the show? Hell, yeah, dude. Absolutely.
Speaker: Someone play that for you a little bit later on And he might be a potential guest come down the road He's just getting into the game. I think I don't I don't know how long he's been doing it. What's going on? Maestro a dog what's going on with your brother? So For the time being it is just me Our guy Connor is gonna make his return
Speaker: We were talking Saturday night again when I was on tiktok There's a bunch of people in there. We were all shooting shit and I was like fuck I just realized I'm gonna be alone on Monday. I gotta figure out what the hell to do And he was like I ain't doing nothing. I'll come back and I was with you speaking of the devil. There he is The king of the crypts himself at the game no, no, no, no, no
Speaker: I've worked with you. I know you're incapable. I don't know. You should see how far I can shoot a quarter. Well, I mean, that was a totally different that did your your injury. Your recent injury hasn't affected your quarter shooting, has it?
Speaker: Now, I can't quite keep it as tight as I used to. So, the pressure don't build up like it like it is. Smaller caliber ammo. We gotta drop down to like dimes or something like that. Nichols maybe. I've been practicing. Nice. So, outside of **** absolutely falling apart, man. Let's say it sounds like from the last time you were on here until now, your health has gone
Speaker: Oh yeah. Other than that, how have you been man? Like I said, long time no see. Well, like you said, helps kind of falling apart. But I ain't dead yet. I'm still breathing. Working with the military to get my medical retirement paperwork, which is just a
Speaker: and a half to get done. I'm sure Tony could attest to that. I've been doing five, six, seven appointments every week. It's been miserable. I'm just getting no break.
Speaker: you know, woe is me but uh lots of appointments lots of running back and forth. We just had my uh my mother -in -law was in town this week so my wife and I got a uh got a nice little break from the craziness uh our seventh anniversary was yesterday. Oh nice. Happy anniversary. Thank you and uh what's up?
Speaker: I have to, uh, I don't mean to interrupt you, but I gotta get this in there for a guy golf since he's in the building. Hey boys, look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at? Go talk in the building, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah. I was gonna say, I know we were talking Saturday and you said that, um,
Speaker: Yeah, you were going to be getting a medical discharge or something like that. Yeah. So originally we weren't really sure what the military was going to do for me, um, post me getting out, but, uh, steams that I will be getting my, uh, my retirement benefits and they'll be paying me for the rest of my life, which is good.
Speaker: Nice. Well, I mean, you, you put your time in with the air force. Are you going to get anything from the army as well? Or is it kind of. It'll be paid out by the DOD. Oh, gotcha. Gotcha. Okay. I'll get my VA benefits. I'll be able to keep with Tricare and my healthcare will stay for the most part free if I want it to be. And, uh, I'll get to keep all my life insurance policies on myself and my wife and my kids.
Speaker: But, uh, well, I mean, that's, I mean, that's a positive. I mean, unfortunately, hopefully, you know, as time progresses, you know, I know that your back is your biggest problem. Hopefully as time progresses, you'll get, you know, obviously you're never going to be a hundred percent, but you know, you might be able to get to some point where you can live somewhat of a normal productive life. You just have to be careful. Yeah.
Speaker: I mean, not to get too, too deep into everything that happened, but I had surgery on my back to hopefully take some of the pressure off my legs because I had a whole bunch of pinched nerves. Essentially just a big bundle of them was being pinched by a herniated disc. So they went in and essentially cleaned out all that disc that was in there.
Speaker: And, uh, it was supposed to be a quick in and out procedure. You know, you, I went in and at like six o 'clock in the morning, I was supposed to be discharged by no later than like one o 'clock in the afternoon. Um, little two hour procedure and that was it. And, uh, be completely honest. I don't remember everything. Uh, there's a lot that I don't remember for the next like three, four days after my initial surgery. But essentially I came out of.
Speaker: My first surgery, they told me to try and get up and use the bathroom and I fell on my way back from the bathroom. And when I did, they retested my strength and I was in ridiculous amounts of pain. They retested my strength on my legs and my right leg wasn't functioning right, like at all.
Speaker: And for the next 24 -ish hours, I couldn't walk. I couldn't walk. I had to get help going to the bathroom. My wife had to give me, my wife actually, so the nurses took me to the shower and my wife bathed me while I was at the hospital because I couldn't do anything, couldn't bend, twist, none of that shit.
Speaker: And like I said, I don't remember a lot of this, but apparently, like I said, it's supposed to be an outpatient procedure. They made me inpatient, stayed the night in the hospital. My pain continued to get worse and worse. My function in my right leg was almost completely gone. And my surgeon was nowhere to be found. So the nurses kept having to call him and call him and call him.
Speaker: and try and get like medications prescribed for me, muscle relaxers, painkillers, anything that they could do to kind of either put me to sleep or get me out of a little bit of misery for a couple of hours. My wife threw an absolute pissy fit because she was pissed because the surgeon hadn't seen me since the day prior.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. And you know, that's a, that's a valid reason to be pissed because typically, you know, I've only had a couple surgeries in my life, you know, that I can remember. Typically the surgeon comes in and checks on you within a couple hours after, you know, especially the outpatient one, usually it's around the time you're waking up, either the surgeon or a doctor, somebody's going to come in and
Speaker: check on you and kind of evaluate you and give you some info or whatever. So that's just kind of, kind of out there that nobody, like this dude just went MIA. Yep. So nurses were having to call him. And like I, like you said, I mean, I went from outpatient to inpatient, but you would think that that'd be a pretty, pretty big red flag. You're like, Hey, we should go check on this dude at the surgeon.
Speaker: But he came in and checked on me a little bit for a longer, a little bit after 24 hours post -op and checked my, my muscle function, my leg function, and my ability to walk or lack thereof. And immediately said, I think you have a hematoma that's pushing on your spinal cord. I was like, okay, what's that mean? So essentially we have to, we have to have an emergency surgery. We got to go back in, cut you open.
Speaker: pull out all the blood clots and the, the fluid that's building up and pushing on your, on your spinal cord, which is causing your leg to not work. I was like, okay. And my wife was essentially like, so that's, that's going to fix the problem. All this that the other, and, uh, I got out of surgery in the next, like the next morning at zero one. Right. And, uh, leg function didn't come back until day three.
Speaker: So essentially what we think happened and what my neurosurgeon thinks happened, not my ortho surgeon, because he retired after my surgery, ironically. Interesting, isn't it? That's a little suspect right there, right? We're taking some legal counsel on this. Yeah, I don't blame you. I 100 % would.
Speaker: I said essentially the hematoma was left for long enough that they think it may have caused permanent damage to the nerves that run down my right leg. So I can't feel my foot most of the time. That numbness kind of walks up my leg. My right leg gives out all the time. So I'm using a walker to get around outside of the house. When I'm in the house, I just use my cane.
Speaker: I'm just, the shit went so sideways, so quick. I mean, what was supposed to be an in and out procedure ended up changing my life. Yeah, I was going to say, it's completely, you know, I remember talking to you leading up the day before, a little bit the day of, a little bit the day after, you know, because you were kind of in and out, obviously, with everything going on. And, you know, you were kind of updating me and it was just like, damn, you know, you go from, like you said,
Speaker: going in and supposedly being out of there by two o 'clock in the afternoon. Do they not, you know, you're there for a couple of days and I'm like, God damn dude, like what the fuck? Well, yeah, I mean, that's, that's, that's like a 180 life changing thing, man. And, you know, it's, it's cool to hear that. It sounds like for the most part, the military is doing right by you because you hear so many horror stories from our vets and, and getting the proper, you know,
Speaker: medical attention and and Tony if Tony was here, he knows a lot more about that than I do. Obviously, it's a civilian but you know and and he's a huge advocate for veterans health and health and and and health rights and stuff like that and making sure vets are taking care of but you know, it sounds like for the most part, obviously, you're gonna have some hiccups along the way but they seem to be doing right by you. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, for the most part, I think that at least the people that I'm working with right now are all trying everything that they can to put a case together for me so that I can get the highest rating for disability that I possibly can. And on top of that,
Speaker: because we're seeking some legal stuff on this is making sure that we have multiple documentation saying what all happened and all this, that, and the other. Everybody's been really, really helpful. Surprisingly, my command has been very understanding of, this guy's just not around. I don't go to work because
Speaker: I'm pointless. If I show up to work, I'll be sitting for 15 minutes, standing for 15 minutes, then I got to lay down, and I'll be stoned the whole time, you know? Yeah, exactly. They got me on so many drugs right now. I mean, my fucking hair's falling out. So they're being really understanding about it and trying to help me however they can.
Speaker: sending me to appointments, having me work with some vets in the local area, kind of trying to give me an idea of what my benefits will be like and how to take advantage of them the best that I can when I do get out. That way I'm taken care of and my family's taken care of. So I think that the negative kind of outlook on military
Speaker: medical uh particularly as you get out and you retire you go through the VA and all this that and the other I mean it all stems from uh Vietnam right you had dudes that came back from Vietnam and and they were all toasted um yeah they I mean they had no clue how they were going to go back into society and and the US was just like all right back to work yeah you know it's just you know those guys come back from Vietnam and I mean it happens to
Speaker: any of our soldiers who have seen combat or whatever, or had some kind of traumatic experience serving, but our Vietnam vets, you see the worst in them, they just came back, they were just mentally
Speaker: done. And they just tossed them back into society and said, hey, you're on your own. Good luck. Yeah. I mean, I equate it to, I mean, I think about the Vietnam vets. And I think about my experience with my deployment to Afghanistan. I was in Afghanistan. We got attacked. And two days later, I was on a plane back to Baltimore.
Speaker: And the very next day on Christmas Eve, I was home with my family and everybody expected me to be, Hey, and you know, you've got, I've got fucking 10, 15 people in one house that are asking me questions about like, how's this at the other? And I'm still like going to grocery stores looking around for threats. Yeah. You, you haven't really had a, you know, you said you guys fell under attack. You didn't really get time to,
Speaker: to process and deal with it accordingly. So, you know, you're just like throwing right back into, you know, civilian life. And, you know, most people, I'm assuming just based off of the, you know, the several friends that were vets and stuff like that. Um, whether, you know, former bosses that served in desert storm or with the Iraq stuff and nine 11 and all that that have served since, um,
Speaker: I don't think a lot of people understand that when shit goes down or when you, when you see action or if you're, you know, something like that, and then you just come back home and you don't have time to process that, that fucks with your, you know, your, your wiring. Absolutely. And people that don't understand, they're just like, yeah, you should be fine. I don't know why he's acting weird. Yeah. I mean, because you, I mean, therapists and all that, it'll give you,
Speaker: junk for days. But yeah, certainly go. Yeah, you go from being in fighter flight mode for months on end for some of these guys who are like the active army guys and the Marines, they go on year, year and a half long deployments. And you imagine being in Afghanistan, you get in a firefight and then it's your time to go home and you're home with your family two, three, four days later.
Speaker: And you have this re -assimilation process or they give you like two weeks to re assimilate into society. And then you're just expected to, to, to kind of not so much forget about it, but to be normal. And, uh, like, like I was saying about the whole Vietnam thing was like, you've got guys who they're in the military, they're taught to just suck this shit up.
Speaker: you know, they just, they just watched their buddy get shot in the head and they're sitting here, they've got a fucking blown off leg or they've got traumatic brain injuries and concussions and they don't know where they're at sometimes. And they, they expected them to just kind of go back into society. And that's where the VA kind of came in. And you got all these horror stories about how nobody was getting help or there were so many people that needed help.
Speaker: that couldn't get it. And I think, as sad as it is, I think that's taught the United States at least, I believe for the most part, that that's not how that really works anymore.
Speaker: after watching all of our Vietnam vets struggling, I mean even Desert Storm guys that came back from the 90s and were just tossed up and then went straight back to Afghanistan after 9 -11. And I think that our country for the most part has learned a lesson and has tried to make it so that we can
Speaker: make it so that we can kinda come back and it's not gonna be a snap back just right like that as much as it's just gonna be, hey, what can we do? What can we do to help? What therapist can we send you to? Okay, you had a surgery, it went sideways. Listen, I know people here, here, and here, my neurosurgeon's been great because he wasn't a part of my surgery.
Speaker: Like I said, the guy who did my surgery, he medically retired shortly after I had my surgery. But my neurosurgeon, he's been awesome. I mean, he's like, listen, your situation is fucked. I mean, it sucks. There's nothing we can do about it. But in the future, as we come up on these other surgeries, we're coming up on a fusion. I know you're going to need that within the next three, four, five years.
Speaker: There's also this implant that you can get for your spinal cord. It's kind of like a pacemaker and this, that, and the other. I know people out in Ohio and Kentucky and Tennessee. I recommend these doctors. And I think that that kind of mentality comes from the failures of the past for the military and the VA and what we've done to our veterans in the past.
Speaker: Yeah, I was going to say, I was just in the last, I would say probably, you know, just again on the outside looking in, you know, in the last 10 years or so, it seems like there's been a massive improvement. And I know, you know, love them or hate them dependent, no matter who you voted for, whatever. When Trump was in office, he made the veterans, not only veterans, but active duty military a high priority. Yeah.
Speaker: Um, which is good to see because if anybody fucking deserves it, it's you guys at the end of the day, you know, I, unfortunately I didn't serve, but I've always been a huge supporter of, of our military and our, you know, coming from a family of bets and stuff like that. It's like, they should be, you know, you guys should be taking care of, you know, the, the best possible way you can without any questions asked.
Speaker: you know, at the end of the day. So it's good to hear that, you know, this is twice now in the existence of this show that we've heard good stories about the VA and about, you know, with Jordan.
Speaker: when we were supporting her going through everything it was going through and having her on and getting to hear her story. That's two people close to you, but got close to Jordan and stuff. I got through that process of her dealing with the cancer and everything like that. And I'm mad because now she's in Charleston punk. Lucky motherfucker.
Speaker: But, um, that's, that's good that, you know, for the most part, you're taking, getting, getting taken care of. And, you know, obviously you're going to have the physical issues and everything like that moving forward. If you don't mind me asking, how are you doing? And you can go into in depth as much as you want or as little as you want. How are you doing mentally? I know you and I don't, don't talk quite as much as we used to, but we used to talk quite a bit. How are you doing mentally? How's,
Speaker: Well, I mean, kind of like you said, I mean, physically or how we kind of mentioned it, it's my whole life changed over the course of three days. I mean, a year ago, I mean, I was just talking to my buddy last night, he called me, he just, he got out of the army nine months ago. And we're talking,
Speaker: Hey man, a year ago, we were in Korea together, working a security mission for stuff. And you were completely healthy. You would have never known. I busted out a 12 -mile ruck like it was nothing. 50, 70 pounds on my back with a 20, 30 -pound weapon on my front. And I would just bust through that shit like a mean motherfucker.
Speaker: because I was badass and I got home and this this health issue kind of started to come up and I was like man this shit's starting to really suck a little bit like how can I get help and they tried to help me and things kind of went sideways and over the course of literally three days I went from an able -bodied dude who was in pain but
Speaker: just kind of wanted some relief to somebody who was in such excruciating pain that I literally can't go by without narcotics. And it's extremely difficult mentally to kind of look at my life and where I kind of came from and my time in the military.
Speaker: and everything that I've gone through and been through and that I've been perfectly healthy for and what seems like I mean life and death experiences and come out of it scot -free and then come back and be with my family and then once I get with my family and finally get a chance to be a dad and play ball with my kids and go out back and go running with them and be active with them.
Speaker: I'm out here in El Paso in Texas and right across from us is New Mexico and they've got mountains and I love hiking. Before we went to Korea, I've got pictures of us going up the Organ Needle, which is a mountain out in New Mexico. It's the hardest hiking trail in New Mexico. It's a pain in the ass.
Speaker: I've got pictures of us going up that and it was easy. And now I can't even step foot on that mountain. I couldn't even come close to it. So I mean, it's hard to kind of process and kind of mourn what was for my physical health.
Speaker: to now, I mean, when I feel like I should be, I'm getting out of the military now, I should be spending time with my kids, playing with them. My eldest son's about to start playing baseball this upcoming week. And he wants to go outside and play catch all the time. And I can only play catch for about five minutes before I start hurting so bad, I gotta go inside.
Speaker: Yeah. So I mean, it's, it's really, really tough. But like I said, they're doing a really good job of providing me with sources to help me with that. I've got, I mean, I go to cognitive behavioral therapy and
Speaker: I go see a whole different therapist for my combat related stress and all that and trying to, because I'm still trying to re -assimilate from that and get some of that shit.
Speaker: so that I can kind of live normally. Um, but on top of that, now we're throwing in, Hey, your whole life changed, uh, on the, I mean, to the toss of a dime. And, uh, so they're doing a good job at trying to help me out, but it is extremely, extremely stressful. Oh, I can imagine. I can only imagine how, how stressful it is, you know, not only.
Speaker: you know, being a father myself and having three kids, you know, granted, my kids are a little bit older than yours. But, you know, I couldn't imagine waking up tomorrow and not even being like, you know, we went on vacation a couple of weeks back and, you know, we went, we went down to, down to, uh, Hocken Hills. And, you know, just, just to be able to like go to the beach, like, you know, we went to the beach every day.
Speaker: The beach was like a minute from our cottage. So we went to the beach every day. Of course, we went to the caves and stuff like that. And just to have that taken away from you in a blink of an eye, I couldn't even imagine, especially as a father who is knowing you, like I know you, you've always been an active part of your kids' lives. So to have that taken away, I can only imagine that.
Speaker: the stress and the mental weight that's kind of put on your shoulders now. That's why I said, hopefully, as time goes on, fortunately for you, you are still pretty young.
Speaker: Oh, you know, so, you know, as time goes on, they might get, get you, you know, obviously I don't think you and you, you'll ever be a hundred percent again, but get you to a point where you can get outside for more than five minutes and play ball with the kids or, you know, be able to, maybe you're not going to go mountain climbing anymore, but you might be able to go, you know, on a trail and hike or something like that. I hold out hope for that. And it sounds like they've got the right people.
Speaker: in your corner right now for you to get you taken care of and get you where you need to be. Yeah, that's the hope. And kind of like with my neurosurgeons say, the damage to your nerves is probably permanent, but
Speaker: there are surgeries, there are things that we might be able to do to get rid of at least your pain. Maybe not bring your function back, but we can teach you how to live with a little less function in your leg. It's impossible to teach anybody to live with chronic pain to the point where you're on narcotics 24 seven.
Speaker: Well, and that's the thing. I mean, it's not necessarily the, like you said, you can learn how to function with the nerve damage and whatnot. It's not necessarily the nerve damage that's holding it back. It's that pain. Like you said, you could rock out a 12 mile hike or run or whatever, like it was nothing. Now you can't even walk out in the backyard and stand up and throw a baseball.
Speaker: you know, without being so much pain, you know, so what they get that to a point where that pain is not fucking with you and afflicting you as bad that man, as much as as much as I like to say that physical therapists are freaking
Speaker: demons and and they I mean they are they're monsters, you know, I've never had anything like you've dealt with but I've I've busted up my shoulder pretty bad and and my knee and stuff like that and if it wasn't for those physical therapists like pushing me I would have never gotten back to where I am today, you know, even though it was hurt hurt like hell and I wanted to strangle every time I went But
Speaker: it does it sucks seeing you like this because like I said I you know you and I were fortunate enough to get to work together and I got to know you and I've gotten to know you over the last few years and it's so wild for me seeing you like this it's like yeah it you know you're you're a complete 180 from who you used to be I know that guy's still there but you're dealing with a lot of shit and it all came out of nowhere so fast so yeah yeah it
Speaker: I try and keep it as positive as I can. I mean, I joke with my wife about being crippled and, you know, hey, you know, we're going to get the close handicap parking now. If you can't joke about it, you give it way too much power over you.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Just think if you guys go to Disney, you'll get right up to the front of the line on all the rides. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Disney, speaking of Disney, Disney has a whole resort or not resort, but a whole like hotel thing where you can stay at that resort. It is a resort. Yeah. You can stay at that resort. It's only military personnel and Gold Star family.
Speaker: and retired military. So if you are a retired military, if you, God forbid, you're a Gold Star family member, or if you're active military, you can go to Disney and you can stay at that resort, which I've been there, it's pretty nice, for $100 a night. And I don't know if you know how expensive Disney is. Yeah, we took the kids, when my ex -wife and I were together, we took the kids to Disney one year and we stayed at,
Speaker: One of the resorts, it was the animation resort. And we were there for a week. And I think just the resort stay itself was like three grand. Yeah. I was just staying at the resort. That didn't include going to the park three days or four days. We went to the parks and everything. And all this other shit we had Nickelwind Dining with and then the dinners.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. But you got to go. We're kind of trying to look at it in a positive light, kind of like we were talking briefly. You and I were talking briefly the other night on your live. I'm going to get a good amount of disability in the form of a paycheck. But I don't know what my ability to work is going to be like. So I mean, there's a drawback.
Speaker: you know, I won't tell you any numbers yet, but I'm not going to be hurting for cash. Yeah, exactly. Like you don't ever have to put any numbers out there on this show or anything like that. But yeah, that's, and that's the other, that's the other good thing. And that was one thing that I was worried. He personally worried about you with, you know, it was like, fuck man. Cause you know, you go from being active duty and, and again, I don't know what the pay is like in the military or whatever, but you go from a two
Speaker: Now with everything going on with you Or fail And now it's like well now I'm gonna be on disability for the rest of my life and again you've heard those horror stories where somebody gets hurt at work and they go on disability and they get 40 % of what their check was or something like that. So it's like, okay, so I went from making $1 ,000 a week to now I'm making you know $600 a week or whatever the math is And that you know
Speaker: you wouldn't think, oh, $400. That's not, well, yeah, that $400 makes a huge difference when you take that pay cut, especially if you got car payments or rent or house payment and your utilities and everything like that. You're accustomed to live in a certain type of way. Then you have to start cutting back. That was one of the things that I was worried about for, for you guys.
Speaker: But with that, you said you guys won't be hurting. So that's kind of a, that's good to hear. That's good to hear that you're not gonna be putting a bad situation because of it or a worse situation. The only part about it that does make me nervous when it comes to financial stuff is how - Sorry, I heard one of my kids crying.
Speaker: is just the horror stories that you hear about how long it takes the VA to pay people. Sometimes they miss payments. If something like that were to happen, Nikki can go back to work. My wife, Nikki, not your fiance, Nikki. Nikki can go back to work. And once we start getting paid from the VA, she's planning on going and then finishing her degree, getting her BSN.
Speaker: But she, thankfully, it was active military as well. She was active Air Force. So she gets the GI benefits. So she gets a 911 GI Bill, she gets her all of her tuition paid for, and then they give her a housing stipend every month. I don't think that we're gonna be
Speaker: that we're ever gonna be so strapped for cash that we're destitute. We're not gonna be living like a luxury, but we're not gonna be falling apart, I don't think. Yeah, exactly. And like you guys were talking, or like we were talking Saturday night when I was live and stuff, and you were saying about wanting to come back home to Ohio. And the greatest scheme of things, excuse me,
Speaker: You know, you guys might not necessarily want to, but it might be beneficial to be close to family and stuff like that too. You know, especially, you know, helping out with the kids and if she goes back to work because, you know, there's only going to be so much that you're going to be able to do with three kids.
Speaker: on your own during the day. So having that family support system would be extremely beneficial and take a huge amount of stress and stuff off of both of your shoulders, especially if she does go back to work or even while she's in school for that fact. I mean, we all know how stressful college and stuff can be just in general.
Speaker: when you don't have uh you know kids or you're not worrying about you know bills or anything else like that uh that's that's stressful as fuck period period so um you know plus ohio sucks but i mean i'm here so ohio sucks but i mean it doesn't you know i i'm i think what i think my thing was is just
Speaker: I was, I wanted to be out of here so bad growing up and I finally got out and then I got drug back and I, and I, and, you know, and everything that I left behind in Charleston with the job and the house and, and everything that I had down there, that was a real kick in the stomach because I worked so hard for it and dug myself out of the gutter and basically had to start all over again. But now it's like, you know, I got a good job, the kids are here, you know,
Speaker: Nikki's here. And it's like, it's not so bad. Now we're starting to discover things like things that I haven't done in years, like going to Hocking Hills and looking at other things we can do during the summer or winter and stuff like that. And it's like, you know, it's not so bad. There are actually things to do around here that, you know, can. Oh, I mean, I grew up in Ohio too.
Speaker: but it wasn't back in the Stone Age. We were having a run from Sabretooth Tigers with a man out of me. My first kill when I was just four years old. But, you know, Ohio is. Such a. I don't want to say moderate, but because it is a little bit left.
Speaker: but it was such a unique and diverse place to grow up in. Whereas my wife Nikki grew up in super, super stupid small town, Illinois. And all she knew was that little town and that little town was full of nothing but family. Like to the point where you got to ask who you're related to before you start dating. Yeah. The,
Speaker: I look back and I start to appreciate, yeah, my high school was huge and maybe there were some students that got lost in the sauce and not every teacher gets to be one on one with everybody. But I got to see a racial diversity, a religious diversity, just people that
Speaker: I mean, you wouldn't see other places that come together and are genuinely just good people. And outside of that, people can bullshit all they want and say, there's nothing to do in Ohio. But if you think there's nothing to do in Ohio, you don't know what you're talking about. You're not trying if you're a sports fan.
Speaker: We have all four of them, all four majors. We got two football teams, two baseball teams, a basketball team, a hockey team. You got the Buckeyes, the Clippers, the Columbus crew. We got professional soccer if you're a soccer fan. There's sports for days. If you're into music, we have music venues everywhere. You want to go and stuff like that. There's so many nature trails.
Speaker: places like that, you can go camping and everything. If you're into the arts, we have the arts here. We got great. Yeah. So I mean, there's, there's a lot to do in Ohio. Even growing up here, like you, there's things that I forgot we had. Oh yeah. You know, we got, we got two of the biggest or two of the top rated theme parks in the, in the, in the country.
Speaker: right here in Kings Island and Cedar Point so the Columbus Zoo the world famous the world famous Columbus Zoo you know so there's there's there's plenty to do around here that's for sure I mean and if you say there's nothing to do then you're not I mean you're not trying so you know speaking of the zoo I used to think that the Columbus Zoo being quote world famous was just a bullshit and they're just hyping it up to be
Speaker: You know extra and bring more people the Columbus Zoo is one of the largest zoos and one of the most diverse zoos in the world. Yeah So he's got he's got some things I guess that happened I Think everybody has some things that happen. Oh, yeah, don't forget if you if you if you're a golf fan We have the freakin Memorial Day tournament at Jack Nicholas or Nicholson He's from here
Speaker: So, you know, so, you know, we got that once, you know, a couple of times a year, you know, we have a legit PGA. We used to have LeBron James. Yeah. I mean, there's, there's, there's plenty of things to do here. There's, there's plenty of things. There's, you know, it's just one of those things. It's. I will say.
Speaker: the price of houses right now, particularly in Ohio, because we've been looking here, there and everywhere. I mean, we've been looking Kentucky, Tennessee, Illinois, Indiana. Uh, I mean, we even looked so far as Minnesota. And then my wife was like, I don't want to do a Minnesota winner. And I was like, that's a good point. Yeah. The house that I grew up in, my parents bought it in 99. Hey buddy.
Speaker: You left with like six pages of Pokemon and you came home with like 30 pages of Pokemon
Speaker: I feel like your friends got the raw end of the deal. That or they're way smarter than you. And they were like, Oh, cash has got this Pokemon. I'm going to go ahead and give him a $10 ,000 Pokemon card. This kid doesn't know what he's doing. Sure. Yeah. You can have this deck. Yeah. Pish 40 for that one. He doesn't care about, he just likes to have him. He doesn't know anything. I don't know anything about him either. One of the biggest heartbreaks in my life was.
Speaker: I think that Nikki and I have been married for two, maybe three years. And I had a Nintendo 64, gray boxy one with the purple buttons on it. Yeah. And I had with it, Super Mario, Super Mario Brothers, and one more Mario game.
Speaker: and the original Super Mario with Nintendo 64. And while I was overseas, she asked me if she could sell it. And I was like, yeah, that's perfectly fine. Let me ask my brother. He was like, yeah, just make sure she doesn't get a raw deal on it. And so I told her that. And I was like, make sure you do some research first, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker: And I got back and I was like, hey, how much you sell it for? And she said, I bought like three or four games from GameStop for PlayStation 3. Never take games to GameStop. They're the biggest crooks on the planet when it comes to trade -ins and shit like that. Dude, it was, oh, and now I look up how much that was worth. I mean, it was five, $600. Mm -hmm.
Speaker: And she just threw it away. Oh my God. I got a, um, back of the day, baseball cards that I don't know if you can still do this, but you either, it was, it was like a law, like a, it was like a cardboard box, but it was kind of shaped like a law that you could buy a complete series or set. I've got one from 92 or 93. The box is still sealed. I've never opened it. I would love to take it to a car dealer.
Speaker: or a card collector and see A, how much is this worth? Unopen or B, let's open it up and see what we can find and see what we got. Hang on. Hold that thought. So because I'm sure there's some gems in there, but I've had it since I was a kid. And it just gone with me everywhere I've gone. I don't know how I've held onto it for as long as I've had or I have, but.
Speaker: You have a long Yeah, well, yeah out of I used to collect baseball cards I used to have stuff like that too This is a combination of cards that I collected when I was a kid and cards that my dad collected when he was a kid nice Including hockey cards because I'm a nerd
Speaker: I've got I've got these things in in sleeves. I've got I've still got the the plastic boxes for the special ones that I wanted to keep together. Pre sleeved cards. I don't even know who that is. I'm sure you know who it is from nineteen oh 1905 or something like that. I don't know but it was old.
Speaker: Listen, you held the tablets so that Moses could stencil them in, okay? Don't worry about it. I got fond memories of like, back in the day. But I told him that I wasn't holding them again. Like I said, I think it's the tops or something like that.
Speaker: It's the it's it's never been open. So all the cards in there and all the packages that probably still have the damn gum in it Never open it in for some fucking reason I've I've held on to it and kept it all these years Like I said, I'd be curious to see what a Trader would give me for the box Unopened or be like let's open this and see what's in it and see what the value is of some of the cards because I'm sure there's some fucking gems in there now
Speaker: Maybe I'll get around to it one day. Maybe I'll find a card. The longer you sit on those, it's like a house. The longer you sit on those, the more they increase in value. Yeah. Maybe I'll find a card worth $500 ,000 and just be like, that house that I grew up in, my parents bought it for 150 grand. It's on Zillow right now for $375 ,000.
Speaker: I believe it, dude, dude. It's a three bed two bath house with 1400 square feet in the suburbs in Johnstown. Just outside of New Albany. I don't know if I want to open it call. Oh no. Can you hear me? What's that?
Speaker: Am I still here? Yeah, you're still here. Okay. Sorry. My computer just did some fucking, sorry. Um, but, uh, in Johnstown houses in the new addition, these houses are all ranches. They're on slabs. I think the biggest one down there is like 1300 square foot, one bedroom, three baths, quote unquote. Um, these houses are going for two, 300 ,000. And that's because since you've left.
Speaker: You know, they were putting in Facebook and Google and everything by Abercrombie and whatnot. Well, now Intel's going in. They're putting in this multi -billion dollar fucking command center. And it's right outside of Johnstown. So, I mean, there's houses in Johnstown, you know, the in the newer section that originally when they were built, they were
Speaker: $200 ,000. Now they're $70 ,000. It's just like, Jesus fucking Christ, dude. I'm, you know, I'm gonna stay right here and, and, and, and near can just be done with it because, you know, they want, they want two grand a month in rent for these houses in the new addition, these little tiny ranches. And that's what my parents grew up in or where my parents grew up at, but I can get,
Speaker: a four bedroom, two and a half full basement, two car garage, um, house with a yard, Princeton and everything for rent for like 1700 a month here in Newark, where if I was to rent that in Johnstown, I'd be paying like three grand a month. Show me some of these houses out in Newark.
Speaker: I don't know. I said you guys, you guys come out. Uh, you guys come back out this way, man. And you want to, I mean, cause Columbus is depending on where you're at in Columbus. I'm sure you've looked, it's going to be hit or miss, but the cheaper side of Columbus is going to be in a not so great areas. And yeah, you know, the more expensive sides, but I mean, Newark is cool because I mean, like literally everything's right fucking here. I'm 20 minutes from Albany.
Speaker: Now, 45 minutes from downtown Columbus, but shit, I don't ever go to Columbus anymore. Not since I quit working at OSU. Oh, downtown's fun to go in, go down there, uh, Christmas time. I love driving downtown during Christmas. I think it's.
Speaker: beautiful. I like to drive through a towel and doubling it and see the lights out there. Oh, they're always gorgeous because they're all rich as fuck but it's a snooty ass motherfuckers. Yeah. No, it's it's it's they're nice areas. Just just really expensive. Yeah. Really expensive to live there. Just a little bit but but
Speaker: We're looking at Columbus, kind of like you mentioned. I mean, we'll be closer to family. I mean, I've got future surgeries coming up and having some help is going to be nice. Yeah. Because we were looking at Lexington, Kentucky, because Lexington is gorgeous. I love visiting. But it's three and a half hours away from my parents and three and a half hours away from her mom. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: I would love to live out there, but we wouldn't have any help. I don't know how long we're going to need help. So. Well, yeah, that's going to be the thing. I mean, like I said, that's ultimately going to be the big game changer, right? There's just having that, that actual built in support system right here in Ohio. Um, and it's going to make that recovery and, and everything else, you know, that much easier and that much faster for you, hopefully in the long run, but
Speaker: We do need to take a real quick break. We'll come back with more of the return of Connor. I gotta pay some bills, quote unquote, Connor. Pay some bills. Oh, and when we get back, let me tell you, I have some things to say about our, our favorite liquid drink. Oh.
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Speaker: They clicked, tapped out. But we're going to go on a little break here. I don't have control over it. So I'm just going to go blank. And when Chris gets back in here, we are going to get back to it, play some guitar, and wait on him.
Speaker: the the
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Speaker: liquid IV .com. Your entire order. Uh yeah, the ads a little quiet and that's what I was trying to adjust the mic and then I just watched all my internet just drop and I'm like, oh, you gotta be **** kidding me.
Speaker: So, any who, we're gonna play a little bit of music. As I said, I was live Saturday night on TikTok and a young man came into my live and typically I don't play music when requested, but he said, hey man, can you play my song? I said, sure, why not? And first couple of notes, I was like, I'm in, I'm hooked. So, check out a friend of the show. He'll be on sometime soon. One, Mr.
Speaker: D -Wet? D -Wet.
Speaker: my nails break I wish that life had a fail safe a little lever is something that would be clever something to rewind time where everything will be better living no stress technology is limited I know that y 'all are laughing but I'm just one of the primitive holding on to hope that we could finally just live again I'm trying to raise the spark I'm the flint no Michigan fear binds us anger only blinds us love is the only thing real take off your
Speaker: If I ain't need a reminder, should get intense, emotions put on a timer But I'ma stand strong, hold on till the light from the dawn Start the mix with the night sky And if you ever see me down and out, I hope you never have a doubt Pick me up, and I'ma do likewise If you ever need a hand, a friend, call me
Speaker: the rest for me we all lost taking a ride trying to hold on to love and my pride on this side
Speaker: I'm holding on to the fair stop All my demons within air shot They telling lies, make us think with things that we're not But hold on, don't ever let a single tear drop See back then, it was innocence, we run around Didn't ever think the time to grow up would come around You start the aging, all your feelings sitting underground It's hard to find your balance See the light through these ups and downs, peaks and valleys We all travel the course, everybody fall The trick is getting back on your horse All these bumps and bruises gonna hurt But the lesson is eventually a lesson
Speaker: looking back with a pleasantness, decipher all the messages the universe has and live a good life, cause really this is all that you have, take an opportunity and grab, and live your dream cause hold on, things ain't really that bad, until then I'm just
Speaker: There you go. The nonsensical nonsense debut of our new friend D wet with his new single holding on. Kid was cool. I mean, I don't know. I don't I want to call him a kid because I'm sure he's younger than me. I don't mean to disrespect him. Cat was cool, man. He came in and hung on the tick tock. We shot the shit. He was he was in the chat, played a few of his songs. He's got another one that I wanted to get download that I want to play as well on here.
Speaker: And I told him, I said, you know, we'll play your music if you're cool with that. And, uh, I think I kinda, I think I kinda took him by surprise. He was kind of speechless. He didn't know what to say. Um, but hopefully we'll have him on the show. Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense, everybody. We got Connor in the house. Connor's back in the building, ladies and gentlemen. Where the words are hard and the energy is harder. Yeah. And of course you know me.
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Speaker: And I'm getting excited again, man. I'm starting to get really excited with. I've talked to another potential guest today. She's going to be a little bit different than what our show is. She does. Like paranormal and spiritual healing and whatnot. That's kind of more in my wheelhouse, but I think she'll be a good guest. I think she'll be fun to kind of interact with and talk to.
Speaker: And of course, we got scumbags coming up. Dizzy will probably be back again sometime. We had a real good time with Dizzy last Monday nights. Of course, Steven's gonna be back. We had fun hanging out with him. So, we're starting to, and then I had a really good time hanging out with the Q4U podcast guys Friday. I'll be back on their show again and I'm gonna get those guys on here as well.
Speaker: So lots of things are, lots of things are going on, man. We've got, got a few sponsors just picked up a new sponsor, uh, Saturday. Well, potentially two new sponsors Saturday, one being W energy drink, D U B B Y guys, go ahead and check them out. W dot G G use our promo code, get you 10 % off your entire order. But, um,
Speaker: They're a new powdered energy drink. Jitterless, there's no crash. And they don't have all the unhealthy bullshit in them like all the other monsters and Red Bull and stuff like that. They're actually somewhat good for you, I guess. I got my order in. So I'll be doing a live review on the show as soon as my package gets here.
Speaker: but definitely looking forward to doing the partnership with them. And then I got another potential one. I don't want to say anything until it's a hundred percent, but it's with a beard product company. So I'm getting close. Listen, I mean, it only makes sense that we have a beard company that sponsors that does a sponsorship on this show because hello,
Speaker: What we need is, so I actually grew out a beard while I was on convalescent leave. I was on con leave. I've been in and out of work here for like the last couple of weeks, but I was on con leave for like three and a half months and I grew out a nice, nice full beard and I was fucking loving it. And then they gave me a CPAP machine.
Speaker: And that is the most uncomfortable feeling is having the fucking mask push your beard hair back into your face all fucking night. And all I want to do is itchy and scratch it and move around and it fucks up the seal. And so that's why I shaved it. And now all I got is a mustache. I mean, you need to get one of those ones that just like go over your nose. Have you seen those? Yeah, but the problem is I'm a mouth breather. So they were like, they were like, you know, we're going to give you the pilot mask.
Speaker: It's like maverick every night. Yeah, so yeah, that's that's what. I ain't goose yet. I'm still alive. No, I said, do you? Do you wake up screaming goose because you're maverick? Oh no. Wait, sorry. Still not Tom Cruise, God damn it. Way taller and more handsome and heavier.
Speaker: check, check and check. I did the fact checking. That seems to be 100 % true. You gotta say I'm fucked. I feel gorgeous. That's a lie. That's how we feel, man. Dude, I came back from Korea, which was no September last year. Came back from Korea at 195 pounds. I was looking, feeling fucking good. I mean,
Speaker: Yeah, your husband is fucking sexy and then this shit happened to me dude. I'm now I'm at 260 and I'm just like I fucking hate myself so much I know the feeling man. I I knew I was starting to get a little heavy again I stepped on the scale and I was pushing 300 and I was like fuck I
Speaker: So I started going back to the gym. I haven't really gotten into my full routine yet because I got busy doing stuff last week. So I only went like three days last week. I haven't gone yet this week. Now granted it is only Monday, but you know, I haven't gotten yet this week. Um, so that's kind of why we pushed back the, uh, the start time on the show. One of the reasons was.
Speaker: because I get home from work and then I feel rushed, especially when the kids are in school and stuff. And I'm like, I'm rushing, rushing, rushing, trying to get dinner made, trying to, you know, trying to get the kids homework done, you know, do this, that and the other thing, go to the gym, take a shower or whatever. Cause I was like, you know what? I'm going to bump it back to seven, give me a little bit more time. And then at the same time,
Speaker: that seven to 10 windows seems to be better for us as well, as far as live viewers and stuff like that. It seems to be a little bit better. I am sorry for our listeners across the pond. I do apologize. I know it's like two o 'clock in the morning over there for you guys, but shout out to you guys who come in here regardless and at least say what's up or say, hey, I got you.
Speaker: Got shot in the background while I'm sleeping. I'm glad that we put you to sleep. I don't know if that's a compliment or not, but. That's gotta be Jeff. Well, just only an hour behind us. No, that's gotta be Jeff putting them to sleep. Probably he just sits there in the corner and giggles. Well. It's been a little rocky the last few weeks, but you know.
Speaker: I thought, you know, I got mad respect and love for Tony because, you know, he's, he's here and same with Jeff, but it's gotten a little rocky the last couple of weeks. We've, we've had a couple, couple little tips and, and speed bumps in the road, but, uh, nonetheless, they're still here. So, uh, as they should be, but, uh,
Speaker: but that's what I was going to say to you, man. Um, you know, I don't, I don't know what your, what your schedule's like or anything like that. Um, like with the kids and everything like that. But if you wanted to start coming on here more often, they give you something to do. So you're not, you know, like, again, I don't know, but kind of take your mind off things for a little bit. You want to start coming on here on a more regular basis, dude, you're always welcome.
Speaker: Absolutely, you know, you know, I love having you on here. I love shit chatting with you. I love hanging out with you and And you always add to the show which is Which is always Well, you're you're you're welcome me strongly duck Just
Speaker: to your voice. We went from lovely lady maid to maybe Tyler Childers gay. Moisture led dog. Is that person new? No, that's Mark. Mark's the guy over at England.
Speaker: Oh, he's he's an OG OG man. He's been he's he's from my periscope days. I you said you said Mark from across the pond and I knew I knew you're talking about. Yeah. That's his alter ego. Maestro laid out. He's a duck. Oh. Oh. I'm not here to judge. It's 2023 to each their own.
Speaker: don't get me started on on Afghanistan, man. Those goats get pretty. There ain't nothing wrong with it. Hey, whatever. I'm I'm here for the people. I'm the people's champ. I'm the people's champ. What are you doing? Nothing. Don't worry about it. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing to see here. What's going on
Speaker: Oh, you know, a little bit of this, a little bit of that. I'm working on my OnlyFans content. I have the worst OnlyFans content creator in it. I have one and I keep getting emails. It's been 14 days since your last post. It's been 20 days since your last post. Your fans are neon. They're shooting coders. We'll get it. We'll get those numbers bumped up.
Speaker: All the more reason for you to come back to Ohio. Like I said, I mean, I would love to come back to Ohio, but at the same kind of like you, I would also kind of hate to come back to Ohio. No, it was like it was very, it was very bittersweet to come back here. But now that I'm here and I'm getting reestablished and things are starting to kind of settle down and you know, um,
Speaker: You know, it's not so bad. It was those first couple of years, you know, and the uncertainty with the kids. And now I have the kids, you know, I have the kids full time now. So, you know, they're with me outside of right now because it's summertime. So in the summertime, it's a week on and a week off. But during the school year, they're with me Monday through Friday.
Speaker: And then they're with their mom on the weekend. So things are getting to a good point. And now I'm not like, I'm here, it's okay, I guess. And we've talked about potentially buying a house, but with the potential of even after cash is out of high school and moves out, still talking about moving back down south.
Speaker: And then what do we do if we buy a house? Do we sell it or do we turn it into a rental property? You know what I mean? So it's like, now I got to try to figure that next, that next part of life out. Cause I know I got it. If you live in Charleston and you got to be good at swimming. Cause every night at high tide, that shit goes underwater. But every Charleston is a flood zone.
Speaker: I mean, downtown Charleston is, you know, Charleston is below sea level. Yeah. When I, when I, when I worked down there at Orchid, I've said it on here before, you know, I'd pull up to a customer downtown, like on the battery or whatever, which is right on the water. And it would, streets would be dry and I'd cut, and I'd come out from doing the service and I'd be in, I, in water would be almost up to my fucking door on my truck. Cause high tie rolled in. Yeah. And it was just.
Speaker: Okay. Respectfully, I think I'm going to leave the pond right where it is. Yeah, I'm good. I'm good with not moving across the pond. Listen, we can, I will never be one to be super happy about talking politics and all this that and the other, but in the end, I don't care that much. Like,
Speaker: Sure. Maybe I liked some presidents more than others. Maybe, maybe I liked some things more than others, but I would rather stay here with all this bullshit than go across the pond. I've been to Europe. I don't want to go stay there. I mean, I like over here too, when it's not raining two days out of the year. Yeah.
Speaker: I would like to visit certain parts of Europe and stuff like that But I think that's about the extent of it. But you know, I think I said it Friday night On the queue for you podcast You know people want to talk politics and argue politics and this that and the other thing and since I've been a quote -unquote adult I say quote -unquote because legal age of adulthood or whatever
Speaker: there has no matter who is in office, there has been nothing in my life that has changed other than maybe gas is a little bit higher. Maybe I spend a little bit more, more money when I go to the grocery store. Maybe I pay a little bit more in taxes, but nothing life changing has ever affected me by who was in office. So I don't care. You know, yeah, like you said, I might like some people better than I like other people, but at the end of the day,
Speaker: You're really not affecting my life that much. See, that makes me want to, that makes me want to come visit you, Mark. But again, visit and stay are two different things. But enough beer to start a brewery. I mean, you guys drink piss warm, gross beer. That's true. Unless I don't want. I like my beer ice cold.
Speaker: and I don't like weed. I'm a meth guy. I'm a meth guy. Words are hard for you, Glick, today. Are you having a stroke? Nah, I took meth earlier. Meth. That's why we don't do this show on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Those are my meth days. I like sweat. You're such a whore mouth. And you also drink your tea warm and it's unsweetened. I like...
Speaker: Chris, this is where cultured versus uncultured. You've been around for a long time. Don't get me wrong. I realized that you were there when the meeting with Sitting Bull happened. But it doesn't change the fact that you haven't been. Hot tea is actually phenomenal, first of all. Hot tea is disgusting. You're a savage.
Speaker: Well, that's because you haven't had good hot tea. You took. I've had all. I've had all the. You put you put lift in. Don't lie to me. You put lift in inside of a boiling cup of water and you were like, man, this sucks. No, no, no.
Speaker: I used to I used to go to the when I lived out in Charleston, there was a tea plantation down there and I would go down there and get tea and I would still they had all the flavored teases that my ex -wife was into that. Nikki likes that stuff too. I just don't like warm tea and it's gotta be sweet and like I'll get a flavored tea, but I still gotta have 17 cups of sugar in in a in a 32 ounce tea and I. You can't drink black coffee, can you? I don't like coffee.
Speaker: at all. See, all right. Yeah, we just don't like coffee at all, man. I had so much respect for you, man. Some people drink coffee in the morning to get their day started. I have a Pepsi. That's how I get my day started. I have a Pepsi. Well, you need to start putting these fucking energy drink packets into your goddamn water. Well, I will. I will. Like I said, I got my first order in. Shout out to Debbie because
Speaker: They really treat their affiliates and sponsors really well. So I'm not mad at them. I'm looking forward to this partnership. But I mean, now I take a liquid IV in the morning. That's what I have. And then I have a Pepsi. And once I get this energy drink, I'm going to try that as well. Maybe I'll have an energy and an IV. I don't know. Maybe I'll mix them. Maybe I'll put them in my bling jet too.
Speaker: and make me a energy hydration smoothie. That actually sounds phenomenal. I gotta say that sounds a little bit, a little bit British. And by a little bit British, I mean, it sounds like a homosexual euphemism. Taste the flavor. It sounds like something I told Nicky the other night. Taste the flavor, damn it. My Nicky, not your Nicky.
Speaker: I don't want your teeth and I'll make you some barbecue. Put your shit on it. Yeah. Taste the flavor. It's like a chocolate topping. I finally got me a.
Speaker: See, yeah, that's no. See, this is where you're losing me, Mark. That's not making the tea taste any better, Mark. That's my tea tastes like cum. How do you know what cum tastes like? Don't worry about it. Remember you mind that. I've done time. I've done hard time. That's what we sweeten our tea with in the clink.
Speaker: That makes that, that explains everyone. Not only is your tea warm, but it's sweetened with gum. I'm out. General, what are you doing? Oh, I'm just, I'm just going to nut my tea real quick. Yeah. I ain't no wonder y 'all lost a bunch of farmers. Dude, I'd have tossed your tea in the Harbor too. If I knew you were doing that to it.
Speaker: brings a whole new meaning to tossing someone's tea in the harbor. Come here Mark, you toss your tea in the harbor. What are you guys doing? We're going to have a Boston tea party. What's that supposed to mean? We're going to toss each other's tea.
Speaker: We're going to toss each other's tea all night long. Do you know what 6 .9 is? 6 .9? 6 .9. Now? There's something great ruined by a period. I don't know why I walked right into that.
Speaker: See, when I first heard that, I giggled a little bit and then I thought more about it and what that period would mean. And then I started to become physically ill. Live footage of Glick walking into that 6 .9.
Speaker: just going to sell my freedom for some oil. All right. All right. Killer. All right. I have all my freedoms. I have all my freedoms. Aren't you guys only still allowed out for like an hour a day? What was that one thing that we got? Hmm.
Speaker: Well, I would say taxation without representation kind of kind of, but we, I feel like we get that now. So I just pay my taxes and deal with it. Taxes are theft, but it feels like it.
Speaker: I agree. Especially since like they're like, who the **** is that? They're like, your taxes pay for the roads and up here, they've been working on 71 for the last 30 goddamn years. Hey, boys. Just some random stranger I found. It was like, hey, you want to go? Hey, **** I got a free healthcare too. That **** is not all it's **** cracked up to be. Let me tell you. Healthcare is free if you never go to the doctor.
Speaker: I'm just saying. I mean, it seems like it works. I use a walker now thanks to free health care. Fuck free health care. I'll pay every goddamn penny, nickel and dime that means that I get fucking laid back. I mean, I can just go up to Canton 80 and get free health care. Yeah, but then I can't take my guns. It's just fucking. Yeah, but I could become a
Speaker: Mount me and and have a sweet ass mount me hat and get to ride a moose all the time All hyped up on maple syrup I Can see Chris rolling up on the back of a move Fucking big -ass red uniform
Speaker: What are we going to do? Oh, sorry. Didn't see you there, eh? It's just coming around so that I could have another plapped blue ribbon. Figured I'd come across a border from one of those, eh? Yeah. OK. Cue the Sadie symbol. Every time I hear a Canadian accent, all I can think about is the Moose from Brother Bear. Oh, yeah. I watched that movie the other day and I laughed my ass off.
Speaker: don't worry. Some of you Canadians have slipped through to South Canada, Michigan, Minnesota, Minnesota, Northern Michigan, North Dakota, North Dakota, Northern Wisconsin, Joe Montania. It's Montana.
Speaker: Tony, why are you here in the comments and not here on the video? If you're going to be here, I need you to be here. I ask that question. And stop being so queer. I ask that question often.
Speaker: I come in here. I come on this show solely to see Tony D's face so that I can screenshot it and beat off to it later and here I am. No, Tony D. Hi, Nikki. Hi. She was getting in the bath. I was like, hold on a second. Make sure she was.
Speaker: Don't make him feel weird. He's at work. What you're saying is we should start being just horribly racist. Oh no, don't that Jeff does that enough? I've even somehow got lumped into that. Also, this guy, not Jeff and I'm like what the hell I think I figure you know if if I am because I'm just broken and crippled and disabled and I can't do anything else better with my life.
Speaker: you know, I I now get a free pass to say certain things because I am now, what's your, did you get a free beer for no reason? Yeah. I mean, I didn't even ask for one or anything. I don't even think I needed one but she just grabbed me one. No, you don't have to do that. No, I am not. I haven't seen your Kindle in a hot
Speaker: No, she's great, dude. Dude, you got shit on your wall back there. Where? You got actual shit on your wall. No, no. That's greatness. That's a two time Big Ten champ. Is that what greatness looks like? Two in a row. Big Ten champ. Gonna go for three. Fat fucking turd. Gonna go for a three -peat. We're gonna go for a three -peat this year. Ah, that seems unlikely.
Speaker: I mean, really seems unlikely. Also, I can't tell if I'm just commenting so many times on your live that TikTok's like, all right, this dude needs to shut up and stop showing my comments. Or if you're just being a prick. I go with option B.
Speaker: He's like, come into my other live on on click talk 2 .0. And we'll we'll see you over there. And then I come in over there like, he's like, fuck that guy. Just mute him. I go the opposite seat. No, no, what it is, is TikTok.
Speaker: will not allow comments with certain words or certain phrases to go through. I got spanked on my bottom on two of my three accounts on TikTok. Now I don't have three accounts. I do have two accounts. I have GlikTok. I have GlikTok 2 .0 because I did get a quote unquote permanent ban on my live a couple of years ago on TikTok. So I created a backup account that was fucking pointless to do.
Speaker: because you got all these followers and all these friends who when you, when your account gets banned, they won't even follow you back. So, um, and then, and then I created a nonsensical nonsense page. Well, now we have, we have hater. Well, we've always had haters.
Speaker: That was abuse on camera. You just got TikTok banned now. Um, so, so people say people like on here that that like to, uh, like to creep and not say anything when they watch us on here, but they come onto my TikTok pages and they just start hitting report for everything. Like, uh, those last month I was on there and I got banned for
Speaker: I mean, you might have had a little drunk and obnoxious Saturday night. I'm just saying. No, what was it? I can't disagree. No, I wasn't. Um, we had illegal, illegal weapons and an illegal activity or something like that, that I got, that I, that I got in trouble for and I'm like, I was standing in my kitchen. I'll see.
Speaker: I'm going to go die. I love you. I'm convinced that if you are a show, I don't have a thousand followers on TikTok, so I can't go live. Hold on one second. Hold on. Hold that thought. What? Would you pick me over $25 ,000 on a game show? Oh, how many games show? Two has a handle. You either could take $25 ,000 and walk away.
Speaker: or decide that you really loved me and forfeit your chance at the prize money. It was only 25 ,000. Was it like real weird and toxic the whole time we were on there? No, not at all. Is it like it is now? It was a little like he didn't want to commit, but she did. So yeah, I guess it was kind of like we were since you ghosted me. You know what? You just made my answer easy. I'm taking the 25 ,000. Fuck you.
Speaker: Of course I'm taking you. I'm not taking the money. Shut your face. I could tell that was a trap from the beginning. It didn't matter what the answer was going to be. I had to ask her because she watches all these like dating, like the dating reality shows. Both guys that given the ultimatum shows the women and not the money.
Speaker: Well, I mean, again, you know, you see a lot of the toxicity on that show. And if, if I was dealing with a bunch of toxic bullshit, I'd be like, yeah, I'm taking the fucking money. I'm not Caroline Evans said, if you don't take the money, come talk to me later, then don't Connor, if you don't take the money, then come sweet. Talk to me later. Oh, seems like Connor's got a fan.
Speaker: What you don't know is that Carolyn Evans is really Nikki Myers. Oh, she's got an alias. No, that's her name is Carolyn Nicole Myers. It used to be Carolyn Nicole Evans. She's always hated the name Carolyn, so she goes by Nikki.
Speaker: I mean, and that's the other thing. And that's the other thing. How about I say on the show, I'm going to take the money, but then as soon as the show's over and I got the money, I'm like, what's up, girl? I was just fucking around. Now we got 25k. Also, wait a minute. Hold up. My wife is in here. Wait a minute. What up, Cam? So nice to see you, sweetheart. It is so nice to see you.
Speaker: Way to be a supportive. What up, buddy? Can you say hi, Chris? Hi, Chris. Say hi, nonsensical nonsense. Say hi, nonsensical nonsense. I don't want to say it. The words are hard. Words are hard. It's Connor, Cam.
Speaker: He's been in here in baseball and seven days in here several times and on the show several times. He was in here for karaoke night that he was in here when we have like 20 people in here and and and and. He's rude ass decided in the show because he was jealous. One comes in, the other is not far behind. How buddy?
Speaker: I knew it was calling her Connor. I don't need him. He beats himself. Ow. That hurt. Alright. Ow. I really have to choose my words wisely right here because there's a kid present. Maiden name.
Speaker: No, maiden, maiden, not meeting maiden. It sounds like he just ruined your entire witness protection program that you're in to get away from him. It's a real name and everything out there. Shit, we gotta move him again. Connor's really not hurt folks. He witnessed something. He's gonna testify in front of a crying jury. He witnessed Mark.
Speaker: Having a Boston Tea Party. Oh God, oh Christ. Lord help me. It's going to be a new federal law to make that illegal. No Boston Tea Parties. Sounds like something Jeff would do on a Tuesday. With all his amigos.
Speaker: I'm glad nobody speaks Spanish here. I speak Spanish. At least there are no there are no gay Spanish speaking people here because then I get in trouble. How do you know? The whole world listens to this show. Primarily the Dominican Republic. We are huge in the DR.
Speaker: Shout out to the DR, man. You guys must really have it bad down there if we're as popular as we are. Life must really... I don't know what's going on in the Dominican Republic. I don't know anything about the Dominican Republic, but goddamn, y 'all must be having a terrible time down there for where you're number one source of entertainment. You start getting messages from Liquid IV.
Speaker: Our business has increased tenfold in the Dominican Republic since sponsoring you guys. You're welcome. We now have ten customers in the Dominican Republic. Hey, you know what? I'll take ten customers in a DR because that's more money in the nonsensical nonsense bank account. AKA my bank account. What happened to our joint bank account?
Speaker: What happened? Well, I thought you died. So I closed it. Wow. I mean, you just, you just kind of go to me and don't talk to me no more. You don't love me no more. Oh, I got it. Just text messages. But Sundays, I like avoid my phone, like the plague as far as like social media and talking to people. And I was going to message you today, be like, I got your messages. You know, I was going to respond to them. But before I could, you had already Snapchatting me and I was like, Oh, fuck it. We're talking here. We're talking here.
Speaker: Well, yeah, because I was like, Oh, maybe you saw my fucking phone number and he was like, Who's this faggot block? Who the hell is this guy? Well, I mean, just to me a very weird text and then like an unsolicited butthole picture. I mean, no, no, at least unsolicited butthole picture. I was showing off the most recent addition to the Glick 9000.
Speaker: It sounds like we have to take it down a few duches to take it down to like a click 3000 since we have to use smaller caliber now. Well, the problem is that the silver dollars are just too expensive of an ammunition. I just want to add like a silencer and a stand, maybe upgrade my scope to a more elite style scope.
Speaker: The silencer is just a black dildo. We're going to have to order. We're going to have to order a stand for you now because you you can't just bend over like you used to be able to. You got to have something. That's true. Yeah. That's true. That's the reason my velocity went down. So now my pipes are all crooked and shit. Yeah. So we got to get a stand to get you all stabilized and equal out. I know. I see. I know. I know what I'm doing here.
Speaker: I'm the professional. It's my show. It's my show. And I do everything. We're just going to rename it. I haven't had the chance to say that since pre -surgery. I may have shouted that when I was fighting with Jeff and Tony one night. It's my goddamn show.
Speaker: take my boy. You know, listen, Tony and and Jeff and Mark. God love you and and Killadilla 7750. Y 'all are are some OGs. Don't get me wrong. But nobody knows about 101 .6 the Glick. Okay. So, I'm just going to get left alone here.
Speaker: having a lull in the conversation. So we're just going to leave me here alone. So 1016, the Glick came from Abercrombie. When I worked with him, the dingle nut kept telling me about how he wanted to have a podcast. And I kept telling him he had a good radio voice. And he couldn't fathom that I was flirting with him because I'm just so out of his league.
Speaker: Nicki stop beating your wife You say Nicki stop beating your wife Mm -hmm Chia Chia
Speaker: had a rough couple of days. She's taking a nice hot bubble bath, but it's too hot in there. So she was like, can you put the fan in here and turn the fan on? Cause somebody decided to get, they decided to get hoisted Saturday night to go to work yesterday and work kicked her ass. And she came home and she said, I feel like I got hit by a truck and she still hasn't quite recovered yet. So yeah, she stopped to see a couple of her friends and
Speaker: at her old job down the road from here before she came home Saturday night. And I'm like, all right, we're going to show is going to end on time. Like, you know, not going to, you know, not going to be up all night. And she texted me and she was like. Well, I know you're on the show and I'm like, show's almost over. We're going to wrap up if she came in and she was like, you should go live on TikTok. And I was like, oh, she's getting hammered.
Speaker: That was no that was last that was that was last Saturday we weren't up until six this week you were up super fucking late because it was because it was two o 'clock in the morning and I hopped on into your live and I was like Jesus you're still fucking on here. I didn't course the party never stopped
Speaker: that sounds like. Steve Austin never quits. So, this sounds this sounds pretty accurate. No, uh not not not this past weekend but the week the weekend before two weeks ago.
Speaker: I was posting new shows and I kind of talked about this on here. I was posting the new episodes. That's what I do on Fridays. I posted new episodes and, um, we had went out, we got new phones and, and stuff and we were running around and whatnot. So we didn't get home until eight 39 o 'clock. And, um, so we came home, started watching TV together and I started posting the shows and it was like two o 'clock and the last show was just finishing up and I dozed off on the couch.
Speaker: And she woke me up. I don't know how long I was asleep, but she woke me up and she'd been drinking. I'd had a couple of beers while, while I was posting the shows and she woke me up and I was like, Oh shit, show's done. Okay. We can go to bed if you want. And she was like, I was kind of hoping we could go live on Tik TOK. I was like, okay. So we were out in the kitchen and we were drinking it. And the next thing I know fucking son was coming through the kitchen window and she disappeared. I was like, what the hell?
Speaker: What the hell just happened? That Saturday we slept until what, like two? Yeah, we didn't, we didn't get out of bed because the kids weren't here. The kids read their moms. So we didn't get out of bed until like two o 'clock. And like 5 PM though. What's that? Isn't lights out at the nursing home like 5 PM though? Well, on the weekends at six.
Speaker: They let us stay up a little bit late. I run the nursing home. I run around and throw my championship belt on my shoulder. You mean your saggy ass nut sack? Well, that's usually hanging out at the bottom of my shorts. That's my Billy. That's my Billy coat. That's my slapjack. If the order leads get out of line, I give him a good.
Speaker: Damn it, Chris. You need a shower. I got cheese on my cheek now. It's a little from under. Don't worry. You'll be fine. It comes from a laying down under. From under cheese. But I tell you what, man. I got up. It's medicine time, baby. What do you want me to do about that, man? I don't know. You just can't tell me I'm fired.
Speaker: Uh, I got up, I think we ordered food or something. We ordered door dash or something. I got me a liquid IV. I was a little tired, but I got that liquid IV in me and I was right as rain. This one was dying. She was dying the whole day. So, and she's known about like longer than I have, but she did what?
Speaker: she's known about liquid ivy longer than i have that's like i was like her go to but way back when right baby what you and liquid ivy you go back liquid ivy and pedia light mixed no oh i bet that would be magical i bet that would be
Speaker: What's going on, bubba? How you doing, brother? Um, now, uh, you know, the last two weekends, man, I've, I've been to the show on Saturday night and she's like, or well, last weekend was Friday night, but then Saturday, I didn't think it was that late when we went to bed. Um, it definitely was because my first and first started blowing my phone up at 10 a .m. I want to steal it. Oh, man. Well, that explains why I was so goddamn tired yesterday.
Speaker: Yeah, I wasn't sleeping in the bathtub. I was perfectly happy and content too. And then he came in there yelling at me. Like I've done something wrong. Like you caught me in the bathtub with another woman. You fucking breathing, dude. You woke up. Dude, I before. Hey, what's going on, man? Before we went to bed, I went out and Nikki had made some
Speaker: Kind of like homemade Chinese or whatever last week and I went out and And I got me a big old bowl of it before we went to bed Saturday night and I woke up and burped and some of that and it was just like sitting like kind of right and It made me so goddamn sick. So I got up about 9 o 'clock or so and did what I needed to do and I'll show you guys I'll spare you guys the details and
Speaker: And then after, you know, like after you get sick, I just want to get in the shower. So I just got in the shower and was laying in this tub with the shower on it. And I was comfortable and content. I guess I fell asleep, but like an hour later, she came in there with the curtain back. What the fuck are you doing? She was hoping, she was hoping that she would come in and you'd be just.
Speaker: I think you're right. I think she was mad because I was still breathing. I thought you drowned. That's why I waited an hour. Not good, dude. I just got out of a three day stint in the hospital. Jesus Christ. Yeah, I read that too. Big old busted nut over here missed the first half of the show, man. Yeah, it would have been perfect. The perfect little addition.
Speaker: I didn't start anything. Oh my God, damn bro, man. I'm hoping for the best for both of you guys and all honesty. I know you guys are fucking, uh,
Speaker: rocked it out losing weight. You guys, you guys have lost a ton of weight and you guys look amazing. That sucks that you're dealing with all these fucking medical issues and shit like that. Hopefully she'll be all right. Who'd you have you up here and join us one night? Bust a river. It sounds like at least for the next couple of months, I'm not going to have a co -host on Monday. We're going to be down a guy on Wednesday. And I don't know if Tony will make it on Saturday. So I mean,
Speaker: And left. Unless. My oldest have baseball practice. You have a coast coat coat. Words are hard. You have a call host on Mondays. Excuse me while I have a stroke. Yeah, that's my toast. Well, Mandy, I hope you went online and used our promo code. In order to look what I do.
Speaker: is if you didn't then shame on you shame. I say if you didn't. If you don't you don't chew big red then **** Oh **** you don't use the promo code words are hard **** you. long and hard as as Ricky Bobby said if you don't chew big red **** you.
Speaker: You don't use the word promo or the if you don't use the promo code words are hard. I guess we're both stroking out tonight. Oh, we're going to stroke out together. Hey, we can Boston Tea Party it up, buddy.
Speaker: I don't realize that was to go up, listening to the show and go, we're sponsoring this. This is what we sponsor. No, what you're sponsoring is, is an alcoholic 50 year old man who needs liquid IV so that he doesn't suffer from alcohol poisoning every other day. I mean,
Speaker: I mean, shout out to Liquid IV. I'm not dead because of y 'all. Thank you. Thank you very much. I'm telling you that Liquid IV saved my life the other day. I took a shit minimum 25 times. Jesus Christ. I was so drained and dehydrated and just felt like
Speaker: complete ass and my mother -in -law goes and grabs a liquid IV, tosses it in there. I'm like, okay. And then I heard you talking about it on the show and I'm just like, all right, fine. I'll fucking try it. And I chug that shit. And as like within an hour, I was just like, boom. All right. I still had a shit until my end and wipe my ass until it bled. But, you know, other than that,
Speaker: And they got really good flavors too. So it's not my fault that you're listening to this with the kids in the background. This is not my fault. They gotta learn sometime. They gotta learn sometime. Listen, it's story of my life story of my life swinging amiss. They got me feeling right, but enough about me. How's the family dude? Well, hang tight through this break and I will tell you.
Speaker: I don't know which is worse. Your wife bro and you or your kids bro and you. My daughter's bro me all the time. Yeah, I my my oldest son bros me and I want to **** cross check him with my cane. Every time every time I'm like, what the hell did you just say? And I'm like, uh yeah, buddy. Yeah. Call me
Speaker: Mommy calls me daddy. You call me sir. No, you're fucking roll. I, I tried to get her to call me daddy every once in a while, but she just fucking laughs. I don't know if that's a good thing or if that's a bad thing or what that means. What was that fucking, I think it was all in living color.
Speaker: the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the
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Speaker: Hmm. Okay, well, I guess we're gonna have that awkward moment of silence where the song doesn't play. My bad.
Speaker: Suck a punch somebody on a sidewalk Car -jacking old lady at a red light Pull a gun on the owner of a liquor store You think it's cool at the pool if you like Cuss out a cop spittin' his face Stomp on a flag and light it up Yeah, you think it's tough Well, try that hand
Speaker: See how far you make it down the road. Around here, we take care of our own. You cross that line, it won't take long for you to find that I recommend you don't. Try that in a small town. Got a gun that my granddad
Speaker: Good luck. Try that in a small town. See how far you make it down the road. Around here we take care of our own. You cross that line, it won't take long for you to find out. I recommend you don't. Try that in a small town full of good old boys. Raised up the right.
Speaker: Try that in a small town See how far you ain't down the road Round here we take care of our own You cross that line, it won't take long For you to find out I recommend you don't Try that in a small town
Speaker: As farmers are dropping their own crops for the day, a friend is in need and they've come to help. It's what this community and a lot of our communities stand for. Somebody needs some help, you'll get it.
Speaker: Yeah, buddy. I said I was going to keep playing that song and I'm in it. I'm going to keep playing that goddamn song. Ain't nothing about it unless YouTube gives me a strike. And, oh, that's a whole nother fucking ball game. Welcome back to not Cisco nonsense. Everybody. I'm click. We got Connor back in the building after a long hiatus. It's good to see him again. Good talk to him again. If you're not already, go ahead and hit up them socials, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and tick tock.
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Speaker: Welcome back to the show. Having a good time hanging out with my man Connor. Bust a rubber ass right before we went to break. How's the fam doing man? The fam is doing good man. The kids are doing great. We're getting ready to gear up for back to school. I got a senior this year, a seventh grader and a fourth grader.
Speaker: Uh, Nikki and I are currently in the wedding planning stages and all that fun stuff. Loving my job. I really don't have to complain about what life right now. The podcast is, it's starting to, you know, get a full head of steam, you know, uh, you know, I'm putting more work in the podcast lately, but it's, it's slowly starting to pay off. Uh, so yeah, I can't complain, man. Everything's everything's going pretty well. I'm.
Speaker: I'm waiting. I'm waiting for that E break to get yanked. The story of my life, but I'm not, I'm not thinking it's going to happen this time around. You know, everything's, everything's, uh, everything's good, man. I can't complain at all in any way, shape or form. Uh, truly happy for the first time in a very, very, very, very, very fricking long time.
Speaker: Yeah, the pro thing is nerve. It's it's it's just one of those things like really Like I don't think I ever once Like Hit my hit my like my grandfather's or my parents with like a dude or anything like that So it's yeah, it's a little it's a little Like I kind of want to head but you when you call me bro
Speaker: But I did want to, I did want to, what's Connor's doing? He's got his, I just wanted to, to put my BBC on you. Easy there. Easy there turbo. My big black cane. Um, I wanted to, I wanted to, uh, get into something tonight. Um, we, we, uh, we lost a, we lost a true fucking legend yesterday.
Speaker: And for most of us You know, he was a he was a huge part of our true fucking Hero man's man woman's man His nuts in front of the camera He was a man's man or anything like that, but he was definitely a huge part of my childhood and a lot of people Mr. Paul Rubens passed away aka Pee Wee Herman
Speaker: And yes, we all know about the jerk in it incident in the in the in the theater, the adult theater, if you will. But I don't know, you know, it is what it is. Peewee Herman. Yeah, Peewee passed away. They found him yesterday, yesterday morning, I believe it was. I don't know what his cause of death was, but unfortunately, like I said, you know,
Speaker: Regardless of what happened in that theater, the guy was a goddamn legend. Not only as Peewee Herman, but he had in his role in, what was it, Mystery Men, I think it was, as the spleen. No, no, he wasn't a pedo. He was never accused of anything pedophilic. He was caught jerking off in an adult theater.
Speaker: It would have never made the news had it not been for who he was. Yeah, Pee Wee Herman is in the WWE Hall of Fame. He was a huge wrestling fan. There was the, he was on Raw one night, I think it was, and there was the back and forth between him and The Rock and various other wrestlers as has Pee Wee Herman character.
Speaker: I don't remember that actually, to be honest with you, I'll be a hundred percent honest with you. I don't remember that. Let's see here. How old was he? Um,
Speaker: Oh, he was charged with child pornography possession. The charges were dropped. So. I don't really know why, but they revived the Pee Wee Herman show in 2010.
Speaker: Uh, how old was he? He wasn't 70. Wow. He was way older than that. Maybe if you paid attention to old busted nutter over here, you would know that. Well, I was looking it up. So yeah, no, uh, yeah, no, I, I honestly, that slipped my, I totally forgot about that, but I mean, that's a, that's a serious crime. That's a serious offense. Um,
Speaker: but the chart and the charges were dropped. So without going into like full research mode right here in the middle of the show, you know, regardless. But yeah, I mean, you know, he was an integral part of a lot of our childhoods. We all grew up, especially our older generation. You know, Connor's a little bit younger, quite a bit younger than myself. But, you know, grew up watching Peewee's Playhouse and
Speaker: And then Peewee's big adventure, tell them large Marge sent you. What? No, you're, you need to come and do it. It is dark out there. You're smoking crack.
Speaker: Yeah, let's just be honest. Yeah, we absolutely loved him. I mean, even as a grown ass adult, I could see myself still enjoying and watching Peewee's big adventure. But, you know, like I said, he wasn't. He was a mystery man. He was in some other movies that kind of. And he was on Broadway. The guy the guy was in a very established
Speaker: like the cities. He was in below. He had miscrement. He played the fucking spleen. Uh, he was in Gotham. I do remember seeing him in Gotham. Well, a blacklist and Batman returns blues brothers. I mean, he, he was in a bunch of things. You know what?
Speaker: Feel like this movie might be first Apparently he was in he was in cocaine bear That's the second actor from cocaine bear that died Because Ray Liotta that it was his it was his last movie blues
Speaker: Ernest was the best man. I remember I introduced my kids a couple of years back to Ernest around Christmas time. I introduced him to Ernest saves Christmas and we got done watching that movie and they're like, does he have any more movies? I was like, does Ernest have any more movies? And we watched Ernest goes to jail. My favorite Ernest movie was probably, uh, Ernest saves Halloween, which.
Speaker: kind of Adam Sandler did kind of his own version of that movie with QB saves Halloween or whatever on Netflix. Who's brothers is a classic. Well, asking man, but no, you know, we're, we're, we're losing, you know, it seems like every year we, you know, obviously people are getting up there and age people, but you know,
Speaker: We're getting up in age where we're starting to lose the people that we grew up watching, that we grew up entertaining us now. Oh, he 100%. No, it was still a cute movie. It was still a fun movie. My kids really enjoyed it. Um, but yeah, he 100 % ripped off. Aren't it saves Halloween or, or whatever it was. But, uh, RIP to Paul Rufus, man.
Speaker: You know, basically Paul Rubens was our, was, was our generations. Uh, Steve from blues clues, which is your generation there. But Peewee was way cooler than blue's clues guy. Steve, Steve went to college. Did you say you went to college? Steve went to, Steve went to college. Fuck Steve.
Speaker: Yeah. Hell yes. It was the **** dude. I remember watching old reruns on Nick at night when I was a kid. be sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I could. Yeah. Busted rubber. I could agree with that like a little like a there was a little uh yeah. The little
Speaker: Yeah, that kind of. Yeah, Mike Tyler more. Hell yeah, man. Yeah, I used to love watching that. Well, you know, back when we were kids to Nickelodeon was a shit. Now all Nickelodeon is is fucking SpongeBob SquarePants.
Speaker: All right. You watch your hormones and then they gave Patrick. What is it? The Patrick star show. So it's like 20 episodes of Patrick star and then 75 episodes of spongebob followed by the late night Nick now or whatever they call it. And it's just fucking friends. That's all it is. Spongebob Patrick star and friends.
Speaker: It's just fun when we leave the house and the kids aren't here because our dog, she loves SpongeBob SquarePants. So that's what she gets to watch. The old, the classic SpongeBob isn't bad. I mean, yeah, SpongeBob wasn't bad when he first came out, but now it's just like, eh. That's why I said the classic. The oldest was younger and stuff like that, but now it's just like,
Speaker: I want to reach to the screen like dragging him out of the ocean and wringing him out and throwing him on the porch or something. Let him dry out. Can't stand Spongebob. Did you like the Spongebob movie? I don't know if I ever actually seen that. Where David Hasselhoff, he has to ride. Oh, yeah, yeah. I've seen bits and pieces. I don't know if I've ever seen it. Oh, that's just hilarious.
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. If Nick ever made a real life Krabby Patty restaurant. Yeah, it would. Absolutely. Oh, it would. It would be the biggest thing since sliced bread. Absolutely better than Ruth. Ruth Chris and they could probably get away with and they could probably get away with charging outlandish Ruth Chris style prices to at the end of the day. I dream of Jeannie. Bewitched Roseanne.
Speaker: Yeah, man. I used to love those shows. Watch it on Nick at night. Samantha. Now, you know, well, that's the cool thing. Like there's there's, you know, with all the streaming, with all the streaming apps and stuff like that, like Tubi and Pluto, I think it's Pluto and Tubi.
Speaker: They both have like these classic television channels. And a few weeks back, Nicki was at work. The kids weren't here. It was like a Saturday or Sunday. I think it was Sunday because I was just lounging around being lazy sack of shit. And I threw it on one of those classic channels. I was watching like Gilligan's Island, Andy Griffith Show, Dukes of Hazzard and like all these fucking old ass television shows.
Speaker: Andy Griffin show. And so, Hey man, you can't go wrong with, with low Andy Griffin. We need more Andy Griffin and less Cardi B in our world. I was watching the, uh, watching a TikTok about talking, talking about the, how, uh, what was it? Uh, baby it's cold outside got canceled, but the number one song in
Speaker: the world or in the United States rather for like a few weeks was Cardi B's wet -ass pussy. Yeah they brought that up with that most recent like Jason Aldean controversy with his new song which we just played because I said I'm gonna play it I like the song and when I showed when I aired the song for the first time on the show I told Tony and Jeff
Speaker: I said, I got another, we were doing news stories and stuff like that, which is what I kind of like to do tonight. We're kind of freestyling it for a Monday cause Connor's back. Uh, so we kind of threw away the, uh, through, through away the format for tonight, just so, you know, being Connor could kind of hang out and chitchat and shoot your shit and everything like that. But, um, we were talking about some different, different things that were going on with the Carly or Carly Russell Smollett thing. And, and then, well,
Speaker: Luke Holmes catching hell for fast car and this shit. And the other thing I said, have one more story along this line, but I want to play this song. And I know neither one. I knew neither one of it had heard it. And when we come back, I want your first impression. We came back and Tony was like, that's a fucking hit. That's platinum all day, every day. Tony really liked the song. And then we dove into the controversy. But that was somebody said that they're like, really? Everybody is upset about this song.
Speaker: But then Cardi B, WAP, and fucking all these other, what's that other one? I can't think of her damn name. With all their just vile, disgusting, gross, all are just blowing up. But it ain't no worse than, actually, you know what? I think they might've put two live crew to shame at the end of the day.
Speaker: Yeah, Plura has a live Andy Griffin channel. Have you seen the new issue where people are fucking Boycott and Tyler Childers because of the music video of the song? I forget what the name of the song is. It's like, I will wait for your love or something like that. But it's a great song. But the music video depicts two gay coal miners.
Speaker: Well, I mean people are kind of freaking out about the Barbie movie too because I guess it's super woke and there's like a trans Barbie or gay Barbies or something like that. I don't know I don't care about the LGBTQ shut up live your life be fucking happy. Just leave them motherfuckers alone. Um, I you know Hogan I Mean I like Elvis I like his music
Speaker: But I know a lot of people from a lot of different backgrounds that are a lot older than me that everybody seems to really like his music You know different backgrounds different ethnicities and stuff like that I Don't like Queen big fan of Queen, but that's just because I don't really like their music. Oh, I fucking I fucking love Queen I
Speaker: But as far as this goes I I feel like the older generation of Obviously, you know, there was a large white fan base for Elvis but I think everybody you know, it's kind of like Michael Jackson I mean, I feel like everybody likes Michael Jackson's music and he kind of He kind of dabbled in a little bit of everything I mean pop
Speaker: rock. I mean, I'll give, I'll give Michael Jackson rock credits. I mean, uh, some, yeah, some of the older generation worship. I, like I said, I like Elvis. I like his music. Um, I thought he was a terrible fucking actor. The movies are corny as fuck. I ain't even gonna lie. No, that movie's as corny as fuck. Um, but I said, I don't know fucking weird.
Speaker: I know a lot of older people with different backgrounds and come from different places and stuff like that, who enjoy Elvis music. And I think that just goes along the lines of if an artist makes good music, people are going to gravitate towards them. I know people who aren't necessarily the biggest rock bands,
Speaker: But they love the Foo Fighters because Dave Roll is an amazing musician and an amazing songwriter and an absolutely amazing singer. And Foo Fighters in concert is crazy. Awesome. Awesome. Where's Queen go? I've never been a big fan of Queen. I don't like Queen. I think the only reason Queen got so popular was because
Speaker: What's his next came to America and started just decided to start sucking off truckers at truck stops And that was the only reason they got popular Yeah, I did I completely disagree with you I think I think Queens got phenomenal music. I think that you're an uncultured Guy from the fucking prehistoric cretaceous period and that's okay Savage
Speaker: I don't mind Elvis. I don't mind Elvis. But when I think of Elvis' time period, I think more so Dolly Parton, I think Johnny Cash, I mean, I don't think Elvis was, you shoot me, I mean, I don't think he really was the king.
Speaker: It's kind of like the Michael Jackson Prince debate. They called Michael Jackson the king of pop. But then you have Prince, who was literally playing every instrument, writing every fucking song and everything else. And that's the other thing about Elvis, to jump on what Hogan said here. And is it Marquis? I want to make sure I get your name right.
Speaker: Um, but, um, you have to remember that Elvis was, um, I think he was very controversial for his time. A we're doing the rock and roll and the hip jar rating and the swaying and the moving around and the dancing and everything else. That's what made him so damn controversial. And, and if you're a wrestling fan.
Speaker: You know, uh, Eric Bischoff, who was like one of the top execs in wrestling for many, many years said, and he wrote a book and his book was called controversy sells. And it's all the way back from the fifties to today. That's still prevalent. Controversy sells. You look at, you know, the lyrics from Cardi B's WAP and people did not like it.
Speaker: But you go back 30 years and you look at the lyrics from 2 Live Crew, or you go back even in the same time frame as 2 Live Crew with artists like Nirvana. And it was controversial. You go back to the 80s and you look at
Speaker: Twisted Sister and, and, and, and, and, and Billy Joel and stuff like that. They wrote controversial songs and they blew up. Oh, and then you go all the way back to the fifties and you got this country bumpkin ass Elvis that is doing rock and roll music and he's gyrating and sweating and shaking his hips and the girls are going crazy and they're losing his fucking mind.
Speaker: It is what it is. I, you know, it's, it's a tale as old as time controversy sells and you're going to be popular, you know, look at Morgan wall and just in recent years, you know, Morgan wall and was caught on the ring doorbell say the N word. Now granted, it wasn't, it wasn't hateful. It wasn't spiteful. He was just yelling at one of his friends. It wasn't a hard R or anything like that. And the dude has since fucking skyrocketed. I mean, he he's blown up.
Speaker: I mean, I'm not the biggest Morgan Wallen fan. I like a few of his songs but it was it was based off of that that fucking controversy because He got caught on a ring doorbell after a late night of drinking and hanging out with his friends who was like and Not even being in any way hateful or anything like that, but he's a white dude dropping the n -word
Speaker: You know, I've said that before, you know, I grew up in smoke from Sunday night smoke. He's, he said it, he said it countless times. I don't even get to be the white dude anymore. Like I'm not even a white dude, but I'm, I'm not, I'm still too wide to be the white black dude, you know, because I've lived in both worlds and I've gotten friends. I've had friends that are like, when you're with us, you can, you can say it. The guys that I've known for years, I'm like, yeah, no, I'm not.
Speaker: Yeah. No, I'm not going to do that. I've lived on the, in the city and I, and I've lived in the country. So, you know, I'm kind of a mix of both of a little bit of a hybrid, if you will. But, you know, I mean, a man screamed it in the street and now he's fucking huge. He's everywhere in this fucking tickets are like $300 a ticket at Morgan wall and concerts. But that is the world we live in controversy.
Speaker: equals popularity, equals fame. Look at the Kardashians. The Kardashians claim to fame has nothing to do with their dad representing OJ. It's because Kim gave a terrible blowjob and she looks like she's horrible in bed. And her mom fucking film that shit and released it. And the Kardashians are worth billions of fucking dollars.
Speaker: That's just fucking wild. I know you've seen that damn video. Don't tell me, don't even tell me that shit looked enjoyable. I feel bad for Ray J. Oh my God. I heard, I saw on TikTok earlier today said, Taylor, I have a feeling that Taylor Swift music is just meant to be listened to by girls with, that give toothy blow jobs.
Speaker: I believe it. I believe it. Oh my gosh. And he leaves me in here alone after he's been talking all by himself for the last 60 minutes. Controversy. Controversy is key. Controversy is key to everything. That's what made, it's part of the reason, I mean, even you talk nowadays, part of the reason Donald Trump was so goddamn
Speaker: just famous in general when it came to his run for presidency.
Speaker: It started out as like a uh as a sideshow almost like oh, haha. Donald trump's running for running for president And then they're like, all right Let's find some crazy shit that he fucking said and then the crazy shit that he said that they thought was gonna bury his ass Ended up being the controversy that made people fucking lose their minds over him and fucking love him or hate him It wasn't it was it's never like you think back to the 2008 election. I mean fucking it was
Speaker: or not 2008 2012 2012 election fucking it wasn't you liked Donald Trump a little bit it was you either fucking loved him and would go to the gates of fucking hell with Donald Trump or you would you would fucking hate him no matter what
Speaker: It didn't matter if he said, God bless America, you fucking hate him for it. Yeah, no, because of the fucking it was because of the controversy. It was what made him popular is the controversial shit that they thought was going to bury him. Just like I'm sure that cancel culture thought that Morgan Wallin was going to just get buried by that fucking video and ended up making him more fucking popular.
Speaker: Which is it a little mind blowing? Yeah. I mean, he said some, maybe some definitely shouldn't have said, but like, it stopped thinking that cancel culture is going to work. Got it. Go on a tangent, but I could, I could literally come on here. If we were a little bit more popular and I could be like, kill all the babies, support all the immigrants.
Speaker: and put LGBTQ in cages. And I'm editing that next week, we would be like podcast on the planet, you know, I don't believe in any of that shadow. Like, I don't believe in any of that shit. You know, I'm I'm very much pro choice. You know, I understand there are circumstances when it comes to abortion. Now, I don't agree with these women who are
Speaker: Or out there You know using abortion like fucking birth control they've had seven abortions in the last eight months Or anything like that and I don't care about the LGBTQ live your fucking life be happy and as far as immigrants go yeah, we do need to tighten up our borders, but if you I Understand why you want to leave your country? It's a fucking shit hole. Oh my gosh things right
Speaker: before we go down that road. I live in El Paso. I live on the on the **** border where the border Christ border crisis is happening and I mean like you said, yeah, we need to tighten up our borders but it's it's depressing looking and seeing a **** wall.
Speaker: like my mother -in -law was out here this week. I actually just took her to the airport this morning and she left. But my mother -in -law was out here this week and we're driving her down the west side of El Paso. And I'm like, oh, if you look right there out on the left side, there's the border wall. You can see it like, you can't see where it ends that way and you can't see where it ends that way. And she's like, that's just sad. And I was like,
Speaker: it kind of, it kind of fucking is because then as you drive a little bit further, you go another half mile down the road, you can see where Ciudad Juarez is and it's so poor and they're so tight together. And I'm over on the west side of El Paso, which is the nice side of El Paso. And I've got, I parked at Albertsons the other day and a fucking Ferrari pulled up next to me. Oh yeah.
Speaker: I'm like, dude, you go a quarter mile down the road that way, look over the border at Juarez. And I'm just like, I don't blame them for wanting to fucking give it a try, you know? I have empathy for them.
Speaker: Yeah, the conditions are horrible. And I understand that. And their government's an absolute fucking atrocious mess. And there's no, you know, the cartels are running things. I mean, Jeff lives down there and Jeff has talked about it multiple times. You know, he lives in Cancun and we tease him like everybody's leaving and you voluntarily went there. Like what the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
Speaker: But, you know, and it is, you know, it's, it's absolutely horrendous living or living conditions, but. You know, there's a right way and a wrong way to do things. And yeah, it's not always the easiest, but you can't, it's just, it just can't in our government snow. And there, there it goes again. Here we go again.
Speaker: Same old shit again. I can't tell if it's a Wi -Fi popped out or if it's just me But Yeah, I don't know but yeah, I'm sure he was about to say something about how our government's not fucking perfect and There we go. Are you are you alive?
Speaker: my hamster died apparently I Was born with the squeaking on the background was I thought it was a fan No, that was my hamster running my internet Fucking awesome
Speaker: You know what you need to do is you need to give your fucking you give your hamster some energy drink. I need to give him some Debbie. Yeah. You give him some Debbie. The good news is you got it cheaper than everybody else. Unless they're listening to this podcast. I'm just saying go go to liquid IB .com.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: How can you tell when your child gets too much screen time as soon as the wifi cuts off? Dad. I mean, I gotta give him, I gotta give him props. He gets up in the morning and he's outside until it gets dark. So, you know, I bought him a, I bought him a bike for his birthday. So now he's, he's literally, he gets up in the morning. It don't matter if
Speaker: If I'm awake, Nikki's awake, if we're home or not, he gets up in the morning and he gets dressed and he's on his bike until, until it's dark. And then it gets dark. And he was like, then he comes in and can I stay out for five more minutes? And like, bro, you don't even wear a watch. You don't know what the hell five minutes is. You don't know the difference between five minutes and 35 minutes. Calm down. Can you think a minute was you counting to that number, that amount of times?
Speaker: Six minutes. You count the six six times six. Yeah. The other night he was out there. He was like, he came back in and it wasn't quite dark, but the street lights were on and he was like, can I stay out for a little bit longer? I was like, yeah, get in here when it gets dark. And I was sitting on the couch, watch the TV and I, it had been a couple of minutes. I looked outside. It was went outside. What are you doing, bro?
Speaker: Um, uh, it was out there. I mean, literally right out here, right, right in front of the apartment or the condo townhouse, whatever you want to call it, uh, with his friends, they weren't more than, you know, 50 feet from the door, but I'm like, dude, I don't need to go in the house. It is fucking dark. It's dark. That's when all the crackheads come out. Yeah. I'm actually living around Columbus, Ohio, their methods. I don't live in Columbus. I can't live in Columbus.
Speaker: I live in Columbus, but not in Columbus. I live almost an hour away from Columbus. Newark is not that far. Yeah, it's about 45 minutes from... It took me 45 minutes to an hour to get to campus from where I live. I count... 270 is Columbus, okay? Stop talking about downtown, downtown. Okay, well, I'm still almost a half hour away from 270.
Speaker: That's not that far. That's not that far. That's far enough. I definitely don't live in Columbus. I live in Newark. Shout out to all the Newark listeners. Thank you guys for listening. What's that? How many Newark listeners do we have? Surprisingly quite a few because I've been in
Speaker: And again, I've talked about this on the show, but I've been in Bob Evans and I was in there one time and this guy, he kind of looked at me a little weird and then he turned around and went about to doing what he was doing. And then he came back over and we were talking and he was like, you sound just like a guy on a podcast that me and my friends listened to. And I was like, oh yeah, what's the name of the podcast?
Speaker: it was like, Oh, nonsensical nonsense. So I was like, Oh yeah. I said, who do I sound like? Glick. And he was like, yeah, you sound just like Glick. And I was like, that's because I am Glick. No fucking way, dude. He's a college kid and him and his buddies, like me and my buddies like sit around and get hammered and listen to your show. We love you guys. Uh, Nikki and I were out door dash and a couple of weeks ago, just, uh, and, and I went into sheets and the girl and the girl that was working in there,
Speaker: when I went in there to grab the order, she was like, are you Glick? She was like, I listened to your podcast. That's crazy. The vape shop that I go to, everybody in there listens to it. There's a guy that works for Verizon.
Speaker: who follows us on social media. Uh, he's hit me up a couple of times. They, they listened to it in the store from time to like when they're closing and shit like that, not customers, right? Obviously you can't throw us up when customers are around. I mean, the vape shop does the vape shops puts us up on the TV, the big, the, the fly screen.
Speaker: Shout out to rock, paper, scissors, because those guys, they put us up and they all listen and the customer, there's a bunch of customers that listen to us. So I, they're surprisingly, they're surprisingly, it's happened quite a few times that somebody's either said, Hey, I look or sound like the guy from nonsensical nonsense. And then I tell him, yeah, that's me. And they're like, no way. It's really cool that so many people in this area listened to the show. Cause I would have never thunk it. I would have never,
Speaker: in a million years that that anybody we're not that big. We're not that famous or you know, I don't know that we'll be but you know, but there are people in my area that that listen to the show. So I'm like, oh yeah, that's what's up. Yeah. Well, you should have you should have known it was me because my my face is on the fucking video every time somebody has been watching lives.
Speaker: They're not always watching live sometimes they're watching or listening to us on the various podcasting platforms that we're on You know, it's just it's kind of a cool feeling. I don't know how to react like I really don't know how to react When somebody says anything because you know outside of you know We acted like I have a giant ego on the show and real life I'm kind of humble and kind of quiet for the most part ish For about our first five days Yeah, you know
Speaker: but you know when someone says that I'm like yeah that's that's me it's my show and I do everything I was about to say that yeah it's it's your show so I mean it is cool that there are people in there that that listen to it but if you're listening in NERC any local people you want to
Speaker: hit me up for a sponsorship. I'll gladly shout y 'all out. Give your product if it's worth it. I can't be bought. If you think that love is worth more than money to me, you're wrong. I like monies. I will happily work with Sprint if it means you sponsor us.
Speaker: or was it my song major calls him? Team maybe. Boost Mobile hit me up tomorrow. I'll be like, yep. You want me to come and do it like a live beat? Want me to record the show live? How much are we talking? Let's talk. Welcome to the Boost Mobile Studios. Welcome to the Nonsense of Nonsense and the Boost Mobile Studio.
Speaker: What a flick.
Speaker: sponsored by Dollar General and McDonald's. Shit, man. I'll be the I'll be the hypest motherfucking dollar the sponsor ever. If you ever get offered a McDonald's sponsorship, if you turn it down, I'll come there and stab you and then go listen to the podcast beginning to end every single one until the day that I murdered you.
Speaker: and I would practice after every single episode, I would practice your voice and then I would call them back and be like, hey, this is Chris Glick speaking. So I was being, I was being an idiot. I was just, if you guys have seen the podcast, I'm drunk per usual. Like silly me. Shit. I'd be the biggest fucking McDonald's simp on the planet.
Speaker: When Glick Studios becomes a thing, you're going to be one of the few people who can say that they get paid to show up to work drunk every day. I think I won't.
Speaker: I won't show up drunk, but I'll definitely leave drunk. No, you should definitely show up drunk. Just a little bit. Like the start of your buzz coming on, you know, when you're like, well, I'm smaller than you and less of an alcoholic than you. But when you hit like beer six, let me fact check that real quick. Yep.
Speaker: Numbers are correct again, sir. You hit that first beer where you're like, oh, that's, that's the, that's the number right there. We're gonna, we're gonna move along at this pace, maybe speed it up a little bit, get this party started. You come in at that point.
Speaker: whether that's beer 45 for you, like post Malone, I don't know. I love how you guys make me sound like, like I drink four cases of beer every day. Like I get up in the morning and just grab a case of beer and go to work. My second case already. Like you want them ever clear. I don't drink that shit. Talk to me in Budweiser.
Speaker: I can't function if I'm sober. I'm functioning because if I'm not an alcoholic, I can't function. I can't do this job unless I have a beer in my hands. Tell you what, if I can get my body right, metal strippers have to get paid. Well, you may get extra because you're crippled too.
Speaker: I didn't think about it. It's kind of like club and some like like stripper came out with like a bum ass leg and and a crippled ass hand like if she was like, keep me with my strong hand. I'll give her a little extra, you know, give her a couple extra bucks. Good. You know what? Just for the effort. I mean, yeah, you're hot but like I'm I'm proud of you for coming out here in general.
Speaker: Yeah, you look like a busted bag of bricks. You crippled the crippled stripper, you know? What happened to you? Here's a five instead of a one. Listen, I can tell your mom pushed you in front of a train when you were a kid. Here's a fiber. So your mom likes Smith, huh? She just couldn't go through with the full abortion. She she just smoked meth the entire time she was pregnant with you.
Speaker: That coat hanger just got stuck, didn't it? I still got the wire and just out of my head. I'm a handy, handy, capable stripper. You damn right. I would, I would go in there. I just got a four wheeled walker.
Speaker: Like, and trackers paying for it all agree. Strip club, we're only hiring the handicap. I'm opening a new strip club. We're only hiring the handicap.
Speaker: See, my stripper move would be to like, cause it's got like that chair thing. Yeah. I mean, pushing that around my stripper move would be to like hop up on it. Like I'm going to do a dip. And then as I dip down, sway my nut sack back and forth. So it goes underneath the chair and whips up the other side. You got a, you got a walker with a porta potty built into it.
Speaker: that's awesome. Essentially, essentially, yeah. If you lift the chair up, there's actually a big **** pocket in there. Yeah. Yeah. You take that pocket out and just drop a little a little bucket in there. Dude, I have I have the **** Rolls Royce of of walkers here. Alright. It's heavier than **** and
Speaker: When you're, when you're rolling, you're rolling. Does it have handbrakes? The chatter box is dead. Does it have handbrakes? Yes, it does. Nice. Nice. Yeah. So what I do is I get up to speed right as fast as I can go right around two and a half, three miles an hour. And then I sit down on the.
Speaker: on the chair and just lift my left leg up and let my right leg scrape along the ground because I can't move it anyway. But definitely slowly go down the hill. Fucking drift it around corners. You ever seen a dude drift a fucking walker? You may have seen you may have seen someone drift a fucking wheelchair. But the walker is strip club.
Speaker: What's going to be the name of the strip club quarters? I'm sitting here racking my brain trying to come up with a catchy name for the, for the, for the crippled strip club. It's going to be called quarters and you're going to have a picture of a booty. And on the other side, there's going to be a quarter and you're going to draw wind lines from the corner, from the quarter to the booty. But.
Speaker: You also have to put the like the customers who are sitting out in the stands and stuff. And you got to draw wind lines from that. That way you don't know whether the sign is telling you, hey, they like to have quarters thrown at them. Or hey, you're going to have a quarter shot out of an asshole at you. It'll come to me like tomorrow I'll be at work.
Speaker: the perfect name will pop into my head and I'll just be like, oh, this is a good social media post. Come on now. Yeah. Canceled.
Speaker: I'm a dancer. I'm a dancer. I'm one of the people who wouldn't otherwise have the chance to chase their dreams as an exotic dancer, as a stripper, the chance to be a stripper. Now, why are you going to cancel me? I'm I'm all inclusive. Listen, I have Thursday night downs night, OK? Fucking classy. Saturday Down syndrome night.
Speaker: No, it's Thursday. You don't want those. No, we do them on Thursdays. You don't want them then on the weekends when you're supposed to be making good money. Autistic Wednesday. Well, I'm going to hell.
Speaker: Wheelchair Wednesday is my worst idea. Wheelchair Wednesdays. Wheelchair Wednesday. Wheelies Wednesday. You got to cut a little hole in the bottom of the wheelchair cover. That way, their pussy flaps just flying in the wind. Wheelies Wednesday. Wheelie Wednesday.
Speaker: Uh, yep. Two, two for one special on Tuesdays. We got half off Mondays, half off Mondays where the amputees come in. Yeah. Oh crap.
Speaker: Cracker crack on a cracker So as Chris goes to the bathroom and again leaves me hey put pants on no one wants to see that But this Chris goes to the bathroom and rubs one out real quick Let's get serious. Let's get down to business. Let's talk. Let's talk brass tacks. I Have nothing to talk about
Speaker: See this is why Chris just come tells me to come and hang out on Mondays and Wednesdays and then when I come in on Saturdays, it's like actually Fucking structured and makes sense. But when I whenever I come on to this podcast on a Monday Monday or Wednesday He doesn't come in with any sort of points. No, no
Speaker: that was directed so that it could lead into a bigger conversation. He just hangs out on Mondays and Wednesdays. And that's great. But the problem with that is that Chris likes to walk away for like 30 minutes in the middle of the fucking podcast after talking for an hour straight without letting someone interrupt him. So then you're sitting there like, I don't know what we were talking about. He was on a rant. I fell asleep. Where do we go from here?
Speaker: I, uh, well, for one, I had a fried chicken and for two, I needed a beer. Well, I think that I had, I had news articles for tonight. I had, I had, I had a plan for tonight because I knew Tony wasn't going to be here. Um, I started working on that Saturday and I know we talked Saturday night when I was, when I was live on Tik TOK.
Speaker: And it was one of those things like, you know, like, well, like when you run into somebody on the streets, like somebody old friend, you're like, you haven't seen them in years. You're like, Oh man, I haven't seen you in forever. Let me get your phone number. Let's hang out. Blah, blah, blah. And then you guys never actually hang out. Like you're like, I'll be there Monday. And not a shot at you or anything like that. Cause I know you got your own stuff going on and everything like that. And I was like, well, just in case Connor can't be here, you know,
Speaker: And I didn't want to, I didn't want to like bother you. So it was like, I was, you know, you messaged me today. I was like, Oh shit, he was serious. But I had like, and I, and, you know, and I fully intended on, on doing that. I, you know, I wanted to, I wanted to talk to you and see how things were going and, you know, let you, um,
Speaker: Kind of catch people up as much as you wanted to like fill in you know Some people have been around here for a while. Some people remember you kind of wanted to you know Let you kind of fill in that gap since the last time he was on the show and everything And then outside of that, you know, I had covered but at the same time as I tell Jeff and Tony all the time if the show if just because I have plans and and I have I
Speaker: put in show prep or whatever. I don't tell you guys on purpose because if a show is going a certain direction, if we're having a conversation and we're having fun, I'm not going to pull the e -brake and be like, so in Minnesota, uh, a guy was found in the freezer because he thought it was a good idea to hide from the cops. Yeah. Like, like we were having a cool conversation. We were shooting the shit laughing and joking and having a good time or
Speaker: or you were, you know, like in the first hour, when you was talking about everything that you've been going through and, and everything that's been going on, because I had questions too. Um, you know, I'm not going to be like, yeah, the combat found in freezer. Oh yeah. Well, no shit. There's a, you know what I mean? I mean, but I think that,
Speaker: All I'm saying is I swear every time that I've been on this show on a Monday and Wednesday, because Monday and Wednesdays are always, we're short. It's either just you or just Jeff, which never goes well.
Speaker: Or it's just you and one other person that we, you know, well, at least the last time I was on here, which was a few months ago because of the ship. But like Jeff's having to find a co -host so that we're not, we're not doing it alone, which is completely fair and vice versa for you. I mean, say, or the same thing for you rather. And so Mondays and Wednesdays can be, they can just be such a, a
Speaker: shit show on shotgun and then Saturday, man, I wish I could promote nonsensical nonsense on Saturdays, every single Saturday. You can promote the show all three nights, whether you're here or not. But it's a simple show. That's 100 % true. I won't I won't I won't deny that. But
Speaker: I encourage people, whether you want to be a part of the show or be on the show, if you like the show, share the fuck out of it. If you're listening on one of the various podcast platforms that we're on and you like it, fucking share the hell out of it. I share the fuck out of it. I put it in Facebook groups that have nothing to do with podcasting. I put it
Speaker: and things that have nothing to do with podcasting. And sometimes they get mad and I say, oh, my bad. I'm sorry. I won't do it again. No big deal. Other times, you know, there's a few groups on Facebook. I got to give you guys a shout out. The man cave on Facebook. Shout out to you guys. Cause you let me post in there as much as I want about the podcast. Shout out to you guys. You guys are awesome. You guys are a hell of a community. Uh, it is a, it is, um, men only.
Speaker: Um, and, and it's not that we're doing anything wrong or we're, we're, it's just a guy's place where we can make our stupid jokes or we can have serious conversations or put serious posts in there dealing with.
Speaker: issues that men have, um, mentally, um, just in general. Uh, so, you know, those guys are very supportive. Um, there's a couple of pages, uh, eighties, there's like an eighties retro thing. They're super supportive of the show. They let us post in their, um, eighties and eighties and nineties is another one. They're the same way. Dad's drinking bourbon. Uh, don't know right off the top of my head. That was one of the, um,
Speaker: I don't know, man. I don't have to look them up. Dad's drinking bourbon. It's a bourbon page. And they usually typically are posting like new bourbons and stuff that they're drinking or if they're out on the back porch or with a bourbon and a cigar. But those guys let me post in there, even my high school alumni page, man. So you never know. And the worst thing they're going to do is say, hey, don't
Speaker: Don't, don't fucking post in here and then I'll, all right, I won't. My bad. I apologize. You know, uh, I, I share the show everywhere. Um, you know, uh, my personal pages, I share the show on there. Um, even, even my fucking only fans, I share the show on my only fans. Yes. I legitimately have an only fan space, by the way. I'm not joking, but I've shared the show on there. All I can imagine is your wrinkly, saggy ass ball sack.
Speaker: I'm not showing my boss. I don't show any nudity. It's just suggested. I don't know how to do sexy. So the whole Onlyfans is kind of weird for me. The only reason I started it was because I've joked around about it and I've kind of hinted around about it. And Nikki was like,
Speaker: She's like you're not gonna show any nudity on there. That's cool. Just just fucking do it So I did it but I'm terrible on it because I don't They can post enough and I don't and I got an Instagram page and stuff like that for but I don't promote it enough I'm so focused on this but you know, I show this bitch everywhere, man. I don't give a damn if you don't like it I figure if I share it and and and there's and there's a hundred people in a group and I share it in there and
Speaker: and 10 people like it, they might share it to another a hundred people. And, and, and that's, that's where the numbers come from. And that's why I try to tell the guys all the time, you know, at least you could do a share it on your personal stuff. You don't even have to put in, but I mean, they don't even do that. And so, you know, it's been months. It's been months since either one of them has done it. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. I got a little bit of an excuse, but at the same time, because I mean, I'm, I'm always on social media. I'm always on Tik TOK. I'm always on Facebook. I'm always on, well, I don't really use Instagram anymore, but like, yeah, you're right. Worst case scenario, worst case scenario. Some people is not going to like it. We're not forcing anybody to listen to it. We're not forcing anybody to, to follow us. We're not forcing anybody to watch the show or anything like that.
Speaker: If you don't like it, you don't like it, but you never know who's going to like it. And you never know who's going to share it out there. Um, and then that's the same thing with our sponsors. I told the guys, I was like, if I put a post up for our sponsors to share it, to share it, it has nothing to, I mean, it's connected to the show, but you know, it's, it's been crazy to me, the amount of people that are like, Oh yeah. You know, you guys talked about liquid Ivy. I'm like,
Speaker: So I went to the store, why did you go to the store and buy it? Go online, man. Use our goddamn promo code. Like it's there for you to save money. And it's cheaper on the website than it is in the stores, even without our code. It's still cheaper online. But no, I cannot get these guys to share shit about the show.
Speaker: And it kills me but it is what it is. I'll keep doing what I'm doing Shows growing. I love the guys. I love doing the show with with with Tony and Jeff but It's it's growing and it's getting traction because of me Let me let's be honest. What's the matter now? And you and you as well you you and cam are probably done more
Speaker: Promoting wise and cams never on the show cams only been on the show a couple times I'd love to have cam on here more often. I'd love to get cam Comfortable in front of the camera with a microphone because once he's comfortable He would be awesome
Speaker: Cameron would be awesome once he was comfortable, but he's so he's so Timid and nervous and it's not his Normal forte, but once he got comfortable in here, dude, he would be amazing And cameras, I mean cam has been Amazing growing our face you and cam have done more of growing our Facebook page then then Then I think even I have and I and I try to grow the fuck out of it
Speaker: Well, I love, like I said, I'm always on Facebook. So I should probably shout out the show way more often, but I love when, when I see a post on the Facebook page, even when I, like I've been gone for four months now because I've had this, this medical shit going on, but like.
Speaker: While i've been recovering i've been seeing posts on on the facebook page and i'll respond to them And then I don't just get a response from nonsensical nonsense. I get a response from nonsensical nonsense and six of the the listeners And that that's fucking cool Now it is and it's really cool and that's the other cool thing like
Speaker: whether it be on Instagram or, or TikTok or something like that, I try to, you know, somebody actually puts an actual comment in there. You know, being a guy that, that I'm a fan of, of, of certain people of certain podcasts and stuff like that. And then I comment on their stuff and, and you don't even get so much as a, as a, as a like on the comment. I don't ever want to be that guy. So, you know, if somebody comments,
Speaker: And it's a legit comment. It's just not some trash shit like it's like a bot or some shit like that. I try very hard to comment back. I may not always comment back, but I try to at least hit it with a light.
Speaker: because I want, I want people to understand. I, I appreciate the listeners. I appreciate the ones who are enjoying the show and stuff like that. And, and, and sometimes it's hard because, you know, sometimes I'll make a post on, on Instagram or, uh, you know, on Tik TOK or something like that, like I'll make a video or something like that. And, and, and you get a lot of comments that come through and it's hard to respond to every one of them, but I also don't want to be that dickhead that, that responds thanks with like, like,
Speaker: you know, heavy metal fingers to a hundred comments. You know what I mean? Like I want to actually comment, but if, if 30 people say basically the same thing is like, how do I respond to this 30 times? Let me just hit you with a light. I see it. I see you and I appreciate you. Thank you. Thank you. You know, I'm glad you like, you know, like the show, like the, like the video, whatever the case may be. Uh, but I want to make sure that I, that I give some kind of response. That doesn't matter how big we get.
Speaker: You know, I, nine times out of 10, if you're talking to somebody from nonsense, well, nonsense, spoiler alert, it's me. That's been fair. That's been fair. Actually, you only, you only do this all the time. Three days a week. I know. I love it. Three days a week. Um.
Speaker: I'm behind the scenes a lot more than that. Yes, you are. It is your show and you do everything. Jokingly and truthfully. I'm saying that. Jokingly and truthfully. But I love this show. I love what we're doing. I love a product we're putting out. Some days I look at it and I'll look back and listen to a replay and go, I should delete this. Yeah. And then there's episodes where
Speaker: But yeah, that was good. That was fucking awesome. Yeah. Uh, but you know, big ups, you know, big ups to the, uh, to the truckers out there. Cause I know there's, there's a, there's a, there's quite a few truckers that listen to us on the, uh, on the replays on the, on the various podcast platforms. And, and, and not only are they, you know, truckers are in that category of doing a thankless job.
Speaker: But, you know, you're on the road, you're running 10, 12, 14 hours at a time, and you're listening to, at minimal, nine hours of our show while you're driving down the road. That's awesome. Like y 'all get that much entertainment out of us.
Speaker: That's, that's cool as hell. I really do. I appreciate the, I appreciate the hell out of the listeners. Um, and you know, and I appreciate when people share or when they comment or, or like something or follow us. That means so much to me because it's like, okay, sometimes I feel like this is just fucking pointless, but then I get a comment. Oh man. You know, I look forward to hearing you guys, uh, you know,
Speaker: Mondays it really makes really gets my week going it you know, or you know, we've had we've had comments in the past People have been in the comments and they're like, you know, I mean I just want to let you guys know Marcus said it a couple other people I was going through a rough patch of my life and things were going on to hell and Listening to your show kept me going kept me, you know You know pushing forward and stuff like that. I really enjoy that stuff. I like that stuff because I
Speaker: At the end of the day, to be 100 % honest, it's just a bunch of dudes hanging out, just fucking talking. No real purpose to what we're doing. We're just having a good time and we're just having fun. We're being real. There's nothing fake about what you see on this show. Any one of us, if you've seen us in real life, especially me, if you see me in real life and you can attest to this as we work together,
Speaker: What you see on this show is the exact same person you're going to see in real life. That's a hundred percent true. And so, you know, that, that kind of like, oh, you know, I understand I've been there and there's.
Speaker: there's people that I've, you know, I've been in their shoes and it's certain podcasts or certainness or that, that I listened to that really kept me going and kept me pushing and stuff like that. So to be on that, that level or that category is an honor. I mean, it really is because I don't think we're that special, but yeah. What was your juice? I can sit around drinking beer and like the live action version of King of the Hill.
Speaker: I never thought about that, but yeah. We're just sitting around. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding
Speaker: you. That's a great show, Ed. It makes you it makes you it makes you the it makes you the the the the the fat bald veteran. That doesn't that's exactly what I'm saying. Tony's boom hour. Jeff's Jeff's Jeff is the guy whose wife is banging the Indian.
Speaker: And and I can't think of it was Hank Boomhauer. Was it Bill? Bill is is the the balding, the guy from across the street with the wife being. Mm hmm. What the hell is that dude's name, whose wife is sleeping with the Indian dude, the bug guy, the exterminator? The hell is his goddamn name? And the Indian Indian chicks abusive as fuck, and it's hilarious.
Speaker: Yeah. What the hell is it? Goddamn me. It's going to drive me crazy. Oh, shit. I gotta look this up real quick. Okay. You look that up. Okay, the hell. Oh, Dale Gribble. Jeff
Speaker: I'm Hank. Jeff is Dale. Your bill and Tony's boom hour. I can't get it. You got all this free time on your hands, man. You should be getting pretty good on that guitar. I'm twerking on it, man. I'm twerking on it.
Speaker: I'm learning a couple more songs here and there. I learned Slip Sliding Away by Paul Simon last night. That was kind of, it's a super simple song, but it's like, I'm playing Paul Simon. It's cool. Solo Paul Simon, not Simon and Garfunkel. Simon and Garfunkel. You okay about that? The dog, she was just like,
Speaker: ticket. No, I kind of like her. There you go. This is pretty cool. She, uh, she, she came with, uh, with the Nikki package and she kind of claimed me as, as her, the first, the first time I was at Nikki's house before she moved out, before she moved out of here. This dog gets more excited than anybody when I come home from work.
Speaker: I'm just saying Uh, yeah, no, man, I mean that's like shit You uh Learning learning to play the guitar and stuff like that and you're you're not it, you know, you're not a bad singer Shit you got free time now that's something else you could be doing I mean that's what I would do if I could learn how to fucking play this goddamn guitar that I have Sitting over here. I
Speaker: start making what's that got a guitar you got i don't know it's like an animal being guitar or some shit like that okay all right acoustic you got a string or two in there i got a couple
Speaker: No, if I could learn to play that thing, I'd be happy as shit. I just know I can't sing this. I can't sing to save my life, but if I could learn to play the damn thing, I just don't have the, I don't have time to man, but I would love to learn how to play it. Honestly, this is the, this is my dad's guitar. Um, but he never played it and never figured out how to play it. Never learned. And, uh, I went to Korea.
Speaker: And in Korea, my downtime, I borrowed my buddy's guitar and fucking practice playing guitar. Nice. Yeah. No, like I said, if I, if I had, if I had the time, if I had to free time, I would absolutely, but I honestly, I don't have any time. So it's just kind of hanging out here. My kids make me play them at least one song before they go to bed every night.
Speaker: nice. They're like like gather around the living room and you start strumming. They uh it's like their bedtime ritual. Like they get all dressed up for teeth, hop in bed, turn the lights off. Dad, can we get two songs? And so I can go in there with my guitar.
Speaker: start playing uh fucking bodies let our bodies into four let our bodies into four one no no no three you gotta play enter sandman in your closet in your head
Speaker: If I die before I wake, pray the Lord my soul to take.
Speaker: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker: I would not recommend walking into your six year old four year old bedroom and playing Metallica the most just just like a horrific song like
Speaker: Oh, what's uh oh my god. Why can't uh uh creeping death? Yeah. Oh, creeping death. Sad but true. Sad but true, you know. You kids paid to black. I'm gonna play you some Marilyn Manson. Did you? Did you just play me a song about killing yourself, dad? What?
Speaker: Oh, so you want to hear Nirvana? Gotcha. This one comes with a shotgun. I still stand by everything I've said. Kurt Cobain's greatest hit was Click Click Boom. That was a shitty ass fucking band. I needed that goddamn band with a passion. I didn't. I didn't. I did not hate Nirvana. I didn't. Fucking he's sick. The only thing Nirvana gave us
Speaker: was Dave Grohl. That's true. And music that will laugh throughout the ages. I mean, you know, I will say that in that new Batman movie with the sparkly vampire guy, they played Nirvana when he was like driving through the streets in the Batmobile or whatever. And that might have been the coolest
Speaker: It might've been the coolest rendition of a Nirvana song and the most perfectly placed Nirvana song ever, in that new Batman movie. What Batman movie are you talking about? The one with Robert Pattinson. The Sparkly Vampire. Sparkly Vampire? Yeah, what the hell was the name of that goddamn movie?
Speaker: The Batman. The Batman. That's all it was. It was like in the beginning of the movie or whatever, they were showing Gotham and and and it was real like dark and just just like ominous and everything like that and in the background was was Nirvana playing. That was **** badass.
Speaker: Yeah, and I ain't mad. I ain't mad at Robert Patterson as Batman. He did a pretty good job. Okay. Chris, I'd love to hang around but I need to go help my wife before there's an issue. Of course, as I have to go help them, you will stand up to go take a shit. Well,
Speaker: I don't want to leave you guys, but. Chris is making this a bit difficult. That's the thing too, Chris. He just stands right up. Don't say nothing. Just leave me alone. Without saying nothing. Sorry, sorry I had a fraction. I hope I hope I hope I hope the water splash back up into your bone hole. You know, well, I like to sit down when I pee. The cold water feels great on my balls.
Speaker: I will give you credit though. I will give you credit when I get up and I go to like grab a beer or I go to fried chicken or whatever. I gotta give you credit because you actually talk. Imagine walking away from a podcast that two other guys are on and you walk away and they both go quiet.
Speaker: Yeah, no, I'm trying not to have the awkward silence, even though I'm not sure the awkward silence would be like super, I don't want to say super easy, but it would be fairly easy to edit out. You just kind of let it cut it where Chris stands up and walks out and Jeff stops talking for an hour and then cut back in an hour later when Chris comes back. Yeah, I like willing to go the other way.
Speaker: I know it sounds like I'm shitting on the guys. I'm really not, but it is. It just kills me because we could literally be having a conversation and I'll be like, I'll be right back guys. And I get up and before I even get like right here where you guys can see the compressor. Cause I'm literally in my bedroom. They're silent. And then they're silent the whole time. Like there's two of you, you can continue the conversation that we were, that we were having.
Speaker: The only issue with continuing certain like Because you go on these these like I don't want to say rants but rants Okay, john What tangents? I mean, I don't know what a color has to do with this but Um What we're even talking about me getting up and just walking away
Speaker: Yeah, they stop talking when they stop talking. I get irritated. I just want to talk because I don't want the listeners to be sitting here like if there is anybody in the fucking chatters box, God forbid you'd like me sitting here like my fucking computer freeze. Yeah, I know. But you know, we have we get we get some shot. We get some shy watch our viewers. And that's why I encourage if you're watching, say hi.
Speaker: If you're watching, you know, we like to kind of say, you know, we like to talk to you guys. We know, like, we, you know, that we like to have you guys involved in the conversation. But I also know a lot of our silent listeners, our silent viewers are also just creeping because they're trying to get dirt because they are losers and they have nothing else going on with our lives. So they're screen recording and editing and taking our shit out of content or context and
Speaker: Then people who have never even listened to our show because they play it for them are like, we hate nonsensical nonsense. Okay. Yeah. Rick Flair woo from the bathroom. You okay? You may have what wax yourself out of the tubs.
Speaker: I'll bat it. No. So, you know, I think sometimes some people, some people just like to watch, you know, it's okay. But I also know we have those few that wait and they're going to get us. Like, like my whole comment earlier about controversy, I know that shit was screen recorded. I know that shit was going to be edited and taken so far out of context that which is
Speaker: Which is fine. It is what it is. Listen to the show, idiots. Screw the core of that. Listen to the show, you idiots, and make your own fucking opinion. Don't let some loser who has a fake name doesn't turn their camera on and has a fake profile pic tell you who you should or shouldn't listen to.
Speaker: being your own person. Oh, there she is. There's a little princess. Look how big she's getting. She's fucking huge. I'm supposed to be holding her. Yes. Look how big. I see your big Buddha belly. Not you Connor, but you got a big Buddha. I see your big Buddha belly. I don't think that I have a boot. I have a boot of belly. I think they have a Homer belly. Hi princess.
Speaker: Oh my gosh. Look how big she's getting. Oh my gosh. Last time I seen her, she went to the baby, baby. Hi. She's so damn cute. For all the listeners that refuse to happen lives. Um my child is here. The thing that I created, my people, how would the
Speaker: You talk more than my regular co -host. She is she is so damn
Speaker: so much. All you have to do is talk to her and she will talk to you. And the problem is she never wants to end the conversation. And she's a girl. It happens. So like, wow. She is adorable. She'll sit there and she'll just.
Speaker: and like be looking at you with like these eyes. They're like, you know what I'm saying, right? Like this is this is **** important. I hope you understand what I'm telling you and then she'll stop and you're like uh and then you can go back and forth with with this thing. It's like a **** parrot. She is precious man. I can't believe how big she's
Speaker: dude, the thing is she's not really that big. Well, you know, Nikki and I were having this conversation that, you know, we, well, we don't need a baby, but we want a baby. And I was like, well, only two options. Her oldest son is in the air force.
Speaker: Nice. Uh, he's actually deployed in Qatar right now. And I can say that because we've talked about it. She's talked about it on the show. Uh, but her oldest son is, is in the air force. He's deployed right now. And we've talked about, you know, like we want, we want somebody to have a baby like that we can interact with and stuff like that and have around neither one of us. We're not having babies anymore. She can't have babies and I don't want any more babies.
Speaker: like I'm done did all that you know and I told her I said well your boys are the only option because if Austin gets pregnant we're gonna have a we're gonna problem and if buggy gets pregnant we're gonna have a real fucking problem and I don't even cash his little pecker work shit I have no idea so my solution for you is there's this thing called a rent a baby program no there's not shut up
Speaker: It's the rent a baby program. And what happens is you call up your homie. Oh, OK. Money. Right. See toast. Calm up. Hey, see toast. Well, you're all the way out. I want to I want to rent your baby. How much can I pay you to take him to take her from, I don't know, 3 p .m. until midnight?
Speaker: What, are you just going to throw her in a box and FedEx her from El Paso to Los Angeles? Oh, shit. She fucking closed the damn window. I was like, what the fuck is happening? You can you can rent my baby. Like, like, I feel like we're I feel like we're we're starting to tip dangerous, probably federal criminal territory. No, no. See, because I created this one. I never said.
Speaker: that it's legal if it's yours, isn't it? I don't know. Like I said, I feel like it's my decision. Or you can just move to Ohio and come and visit.
Speaker: Yeah, that's that's when you cash in the right to baby. You call me by your house. I drop her off on the porch. And we go on our date. I mean, we go back to hell. You drop you drop her on the porch. You send a picture. The package has been delivered. This is fucking Amazon for babies.
Speaker: When we're done, we just text, please pick up. Packages on porch, please pick up. We're done. Your mic is muted. There, Kimo Sabi. You're renovating. How long has it been muted? For a good minute. Goddamn.
Speaker: I think it was her. She uh she closed the tab out on my on my computer and I fixed it and then I guess when I fixed it, I didn't realize she muted me too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker: Oh, no. And like I said, I don't want a baby of my own anytime ever again, but I, we'd need, we need people around us to have babies that will let us hang out with their babies and don't got baby fever of my own. You know what I mean? Like I don't want, I don't want my own baby. I just want somebody. I told you it's, it's the rent a baby program.
Speaker: What'd you say, babe? I'm laughing at you. Yeah, I don't want a baby on my own. I want to be like, all right, I'm sick of this thing, somebody else. Exactly, exactly. And that's how the Rent a Baby program works. I'm telling you, I think we are treading into illegal activities. I don't think it's just to prevent your baby out there. But the rule is, if you created it, if you created it, you get to do what you want with it, right?
Speaker: I mean, I, I don't know. I don't think it works that way. I don't think this is the controversy that nonsensical nonsense needs to, to, to, to promote us into the stratosphere. You can edit this out. This is, we're running up on the end of the center. Your sponsor this week. It's rent a baby. And not have a baby of your own. Well, go ahead and go to www .rentababy .com and you can get one put on your doorstep.
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Speaker: You can own your own baby. I think that because I'm the father, I get to decide. I want her to grow up. Work that way. You create and you choose what to do, all right?
Speaker: Like I said, we are we are dangerously close to the Epstein. This model, I'm just saying like. You didn't do it. Oh God. That might be ain't yours. You wouldn't tell Bob Ross where he couldn't put his painting at.
Speaker: So yeah, he made he can't tell him what to do with it. I created this baby. You can't tell him what to do with it. Just compare your baby to happy little trees and puppy. First of all, she is a happy little fucking tree. I know. Yes.
Speaker: I can't. I'm trying to be I'm trying to be the reasonable one here but. This is the Chris. This is the reason people listen to you. There is because because outrageous **** can be said and you let it happen. You don't edit it out because you're dumb and you don't care that when you're when you're rich and famous one day, they're going to sue you for being they're going to be like
Speaker: The racist baby eating, renting philanthropist, misogynist. I would never eat a baby, but if somebody gave me a baby's foot with raising cane sauce, I may need their foot. This thing has gone from cute to really irritating. She's possessed.
Speaker: So how do I describe this show when I'm booking guests what's your show about I mean About stuff Well the other day I talked to a disabled vet about how his life changed and then 20 minutes later his daughter was on her talking about renting her and
Speaker: We have a new sponsor on the show. Renababy .com. Renababy .blacknet .com. We're not going to the dark web with this. This will be a legit website. We're going to be a real business, okay? A real goddamn business. You can't say we're not legit.
Speaker: I pay taxes, damn it. I'm a goddamn businessman here. What ever happened to the American dream? Why can't a man just rent out a baby and make some fucking money? What's your problem? What happened to a man who doesn't care anymore?
Speaker: We got so much good content for you guys in the extended hour of this show tonight. I hope you haters are enjoying this. They're jokes, people. It's satirical. It's not real. You fucking goofs. They're not jokes. They're all real.
Speaker: I'm just saying that so that they can edit it and put it together so that it's in there. They're going to get us, but they're going to get us advertising, rentababy .com. And then if you go on, this is not a joke. This is real. And that's going to be the call. Rentababy .com is what nonsensical nonsense said.
Speaker: They created a whole five -minute ad on this mythical baby renting business. They're renting babies that nonsensical nonsense. Can you believe that? The audacity of this podcast. The one's renting out an own kid. What the fuck is wrong with it? I told you this goddamn click guy is a monster. He's the worst.
Speaker: And Brent Connor is a racist. He's renting babies. And eating their feet with cane sauce. We have a bunch of pig -like babies running around because it's quick. We have a whole generation of fucking pirates. And it's quick school. Then this is why I'm renting you out.
Speaker: This is the world I live in because there are legitimately people who screen record clips of our show and edit it. I'm just saying like. Hashtag pirate baby's lives matter. I don't. The PBLM the PBLM hashtag PBLM.
Speaker: Maybe a bunch of babies marching down the road. But they're paying late.
Speaker: Exactly. So you have to, I think that it's time that you and Nikki sit down and have the conversation about our business plan. This nonsensical nonsense is going to take off once we do this. We did say that controversy leads. That's right.
Speaker: If you don't want to go on the website, call 1 -800 -BABY -ZAR -US. Damn it. That one was taken. We got sued for that. BabyRentalMopFree .com. That's going to be another fucked up website. You click on Babies R Us and it goes to the Baby Rental website. It just pops up.
Speaker: He just pops up as an ad in like the bottom right hand corner while they're scrolling through the shopping cart. Rent a baby. That's a new store. I haven't heard of that one yet. What's with the skin tone meter? Are you thinking about starting a family? Well, before you do that, www .rentababy .com
Speaker: We do have a $200 deposit on every baby. Just a little, a little void, the super fast speaking boys at the end.
Speaker: would you buy a car without test driving it? Do you really want to have a baby? That sounded so without having a trial run as a parent. Do you think you would be a good parent? Do you think that you are ready for parent life? Contact us at front of baby .com. Are you sure you're not going to be a method? My phone won't connect. My laptop won't connect to the
Speaker: Yeah, it says cannot connect to Gateway. What am I on? Ow, fuck. Ow, stop it. I don't know. Because my phone shit the bed in the bathroom, too. Yeah, I don't know. Turn your Wi -Fi off, turn it back on. See if that works. I don't know what's going on. It's crashed three times on me tonight. Not connected.
Speaker: Hey, Chris. Shit, he's frozen. I didn't realize that. Well, I was gonna leave earlier in the show and I'm not leaving. Now Chris has to fix his wifi. I still haven't eaten dinner, which is cool if you live in Ohio and it's nine o 'clock at night. Wait, that doesn't make any sense. Damn, words are hard.
Speaker: I don't know, I'm fucking starving. I haven't eaten dinner yet, I'm sure he is. It's nine o 'clock here, fuck. Anyway, so renababy .com, I'm thinking green background. Damn it, now he's gone, gone. I'm thinking green background or green theme website. Sorry, app, I've got a baby.
Speaker: For those of you who don't know, who are just listening, I am crippled and it is an excuse for me to wrangle a baby. Well, that seems like our cue to in the show, Connor.
Speaker: What's the password for your galaxy? Yes. Hope's nice. That's just me. Uh, he's muted. Okay. Well, uh, Connor, no, I appreciate you coming in tonight, man. I, you know, I've missed having missed talking to you, obviously, uh, uh, personal basis. You and I, you know, we became pretty good friends, uh, pretty fast when we worked together. Um,
Speaker: Whenever you want to come on the show and like I said, uh, you know, with everything going on, um, there's not a whole lot that I can do. I don't know if I'm frozen or he's first. I heard you there for a second, Chris. Your face is frozen though. There we go. Um, there's not a whole lot I can do, you know, other than say, um,
Speaker: If you have the time and you have the opportunity, I would love to have you on here on the more regular basis. I would love to almost as a permanent fixer on here. I've wanted that for a while. We've talked about that in the past, bringing you on as a permanent fixture. That's totally up to you. But anytime that you're available, man, feel free to come on in. Let me know. I'll make sure I get the link sent to you.
Speaker: If it does turn into a more permanent type thing, I'll make sure that the social media logins and stuff like that, I'll send them to you. But at the end of the day, I would love to have you be an actual part of the team, an actual member of the crew.
Speaker: and be here on a regular basis, hanging out with us, doing what we do. Tonight was a little off the wall, off the cuff, just because it's been a hot minute since we've been together. But I know that you have the same vision and the same motivation and you want to take this the same place that I want to take it to. So I do thank you for coming in tonight, you know, and it's good to see you, you know, doing a little bit better. I'm happy things are
Speaker: for the most part, as much as they can kind of working out. Yeah. That's good to see. Stop being such a fucking stranger. I gotta yell at myself for that too. Cause I'm just as guilty. Exactly. I'm just as guilty. I'm terrible, man. I know I am. I'm terrible with social media. I'm terrible with talking to people because there's, there's so many, there's, there's so few people in my life that I actually consider a real friend. And, and, and I've, that's kinda,
Speaker: jaded me with the with the real ones that are out there. But nonetheless, I appreciate you coming on here and hanging out with me tonight. Absolutely. I am always happy to come on here. My wife told me that when I talked to you the other day, my wife told me she was like, you really enjoyed yourself when you when you hopped on the podcast more often.
Speaker: you should try doing that because I got nothing really going on here with me other than a whole bunch of doctor's appointments and shit. So other than that, I mean, I love talking to you, man. And maybe hopefully we end up back in Ohio and similar area, maybe get to work together a little bit more. Absolutely. If you guys end up back here,
Speaker: We don't necessarily have to be in the same room to do the show together, but we can absolutely get together anytime we have a chance and brainstorm and come up with ideas. And like I said, much like Cam, I would love to get Cam more comfortable and more familiar with being on camera and stuff like that, because you guys kind of have the same vision that I have. And you guys want to do kind of the same thing I want to do. And no disrespect towards Tony and Jeff, they're great on the show.
Speaker: Um, when they're here, but, um, but no, like I said, I mean, you know, I don't want to interrupt with, with family life or, or anything like that, but I would love to have you. I'm basically offering you a permanent spot on the show. I would love to have you as a permanent fixture on the show. Uh, you know, as much as you can be here and, and, and take this thing and just fucking rock with it and see where it goes, where, where we go with it, what happens.
Speaker: I can count on you. So absolutely Well I won't tell you I'll be a permanent fixture on the show just yet just because I've got so much shit going on but I love I love coming on here and Probably Probably make that happen Once I'm not a out of the military and don't have to deal with all this shit anymore But and until then I
Speaker: You're definitely out of the military after the renovating conversation. You might have asked all your benefits, and I apologize. Well, there goes my honorable discharge. That's all right. We'll be making Joe Rogan money before you know it. Don't worry.
Speaker: Anyhow, I would love to be more permanent party on this. I love being on the podcast, just kind of getting to talk to you guys, whether it's just you, Chris, or if we get some more dudes in here. I love Jeff, love Tony and talking to all the guys. It's just easy. It's natural. I get to catch up with some dudes that I don't really have that much of a circle anymore because my military life is coming to a little bit of an end.
Speaker: So it's kind of nice to have that almost brotherhood. You get that brotherhood and it's almost an escape. You know, Jeff and I have said it a million times, it's an escape from reality. This is our therapy. You know, this, this allows us to, to, to come on and, and just, you know, whether we're, we're, we're full on.
Speaker: knucklehead goofball mode or we get into a serious conversation. It's kind of that escape. And it's, it's, I hate to use the term because it's kind of been put in a negative light, but it's, it's kind of that safe place where we can come and hang out and have a good time together. And, and, and people get to see a different side of us, you know, whether it be having fun and making dick and fart jokes, or if we go down a serious road.
Speaker: Oh my goodness, she is getting fussy. Somebody rent this damn baby. How old is she? How old is she now, Connor? 10 months. She's 10 months. I'll take her. Did you see her? I did. She's freaking adorable. I'll rent her. She's still got blonde hair and blue eyes. Wow.
Speaker: Nicki said show, Nicki said show rent her. See, that's the thing. The whole rent a baby thing is just a ploy so that I don't have to pay for daycare. I mean, instead of me paying for daycare, the daycare lady is paying me to watch my baby. I'll give you $1.
Speaker: Sign seal delivered. There's 10 packages at the door. We do appreciate y 'all. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. Thank you again, Connor. We need to, I got you, I got your phone number. I'm gonna save it, which is a huge honor on my level because I don't save people's phone numbers. I don't fucking like people. We're gonna go around.
Speaker: Thank you guys for hanging out. Connor, you're welcome here anytime. Let me know when you're available. I'll hit the link up to you once you're done with the military stuff and everything like that. Like I said, the offers out there, I would love to have you as a perfect fixture again. We do appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the show tonight. Give my man Connor some love. Until then, let's go ahead and drop this little Zincaster ad and play some music and wrap this bitch up.
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