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Speaker: Got me damn it. I was even on point to what the fuck What's going on guys? Happy Monday? Hopefully y 'all enjoyed your weekend had a good Sunday and maybe a lazy Sunday. I Know I did later on watching movies all day Sunday. It was nice
Speaker: But welcome to Nonsense School Mon - Welcome to Nonsense School Nonsense! Good Lord! Well, let's already start to show out with bullshit. Shall we? What do you say? And the glitches. And whatever other technical difficulties we may encounter along the way. Shall we? I can see on Facebook that it is already all fucked up. Probably gonna throw me into a loop, but we'll find out.
Speaker: Maybe it'll come out of it, I don't know. We'll have to wait and see. I can still be heard though, so that's a positive, because the closed caption is picking me up. But anyways, if you guys aren't already, feel free to check us out on all social media, at Nonsense School Nonsense, on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, the Tiki Taki, and I think that's everything.
Speaker: Yeah. And then you can join us live right here every Monday and Wednesday night on Habs. Download the app. It's a free app. Give us a follow there and you can join us in the chatters box. Shoot the shit with us. Hit all that fun stuff. You can also get every single episode of the podcast by simply looking for us, searching us up on Anchor, Spotify, Google Play, Apple Podcast. Give us a listen. You can listen to all the episodes and order or however you want. It doesn't really matter. It's like a choose your own adventure book. Do whatever makes you happy.
Speaker: Then you can also email us if you'd like to join into the chatters box starting five. We have decided to get you guys involved with that as well and our own little chatters box of champions. So to say, uh, or if you just want to email us for whatever reason, any reason at all, you can do so by emailing us at nonsense school, nonsense at gmail .com nonsense school, nonsense podcast at gmail .com. Geez Louise. Yeah. I don't say that very often. So I don't know what the hell the hell the email account is.
Speaker: It's not my job to know. That's one thing I can honestly say, it's not my job to know. It's not my job to worry about on here. Everything else I do. Sometimes a bit much, but it is what it is. What are you gonna do?
Speaker: Speaking of the chatter's box, speaking of the starting five, Jeff did a great job on the list this week. A couple minor spelling errors, but we're not gonna break his balls too much about that. We will, but not too much.
Speaker: but he did a really good job getting them put together. You can actually read them. You can see them out real nice. So you can head over to Facebook or Instagram or even Twitter and you can cast your vote on our starting fives and also the chatters box. They've got their starting five up there as well. So you guys can cast your vote and let us know who you think has the best list of top five romances and TV and movies.
Speaker: We also, I think this week, this Saturday, we're going to do a part two of that list. This will be our first part two. So that should be interesting. So one of us might have the best list this week and then next week because we already kind of know where everybody's headspace is. Could, could have a new, could have a new champ, maybe two new champs, two weeks in a row. Hell, who knows? I doubt it, but I can, I can be optimistic for the guys if I want.
Speaker: Tony will be joining us momentarily. Mike, I don't know if Mike will be here tonight. And I don't know about Jeff either. Invites were sent, but I know Tony will be here momentarily. He had errands to run or an appointment or something. So he told me earlier he'd be a little bit late. So I've got a man this canoe by myself for a little bit. I told him to let me know when he was ready and I'll bring him up. I think he's in the backstage.
Speaker: catch him off guard or him not be ready or anything like that and then bring him up. But yeah, we had a good starting five this week. Jeff's been doing a real good job. I mean, so good that last couple of weeks we haven't even really got to news or anything. We got to struggle just to get into the top 10.
Speaker: We don't have to worry about that on tonight's show because it's literally just kind of hanging out and shooting the shit for a couple hours. Talk a little bit about last week's shows and whatever else comes up. Usually we get into some pretty interesting topics, relatively easy. I'm just not very good at just talking to myself, so I've just got to ramble for a few minutes until, until Tony gets in.
Speaker: This one on here. Okay, hear everything? Okay, good. Tony D's connection. I didn't even know he was in here. Tony ain't getting no love on that. I think he might be ready. We'll see if he's ready. Who's the winner? Is it Tony or Tony? Yeah, it's Tony. Okay, okay. I've got the guest block for Facebook. Here comes the echo.
Speaker: Maybe, maybe. Nope, nope. And he's out. He's out of here. He's out.
Speaker: He's in, he's out, he's in, he's out. He's ready. We'll bring him back. He's really ready this time. How's that? Okay, good. Now it's working. My apologies. No, no, you're good. Okay. If y 'all got an echo, let me know.
Speaker: Oh, my part is easier for being late. I had to do something with Jason. Wait, Daddy, you can have your headphones on. Oh, well, hang on. I'm trying to work on the audio side of things real quick. OK. How's the sound? No, I got, I got, I got a nickel on mic for some reason. All right, let me change browsers. Give me, give me one minute. I'm going to change browsers, all right? All right, all right. All right. Sashivo, let me check my settings. OK. I'm where I need to be. I'm where I need to be.
Speaker: What is that smell? Like not a bad smell, but like uh... You know like candle or something? Something smelling something like that. Just uh... Just calm down.
Speaker: Okay, I think I'm good. All right. My apologies, everybody. I had to do some ripping and running with Jason real quick. We had to get American Deli. Yeah, we had to get something to eat, yeah. And we had to get some American Deli. American Deli's a restaurant here. They got wings, Chinese food, cheesesteaks. And lemon peppers. They got lemon pepper wings. Yeah, he loves lemon pepper wings.
Speaker: nice you know i wonder i think we had that in charleston i just don't think i ever went there yeah because there was just way too many uh too many other options in charleston there's a ton of options here as well that's my yes thank you so i'm going to turn my camera off while we talk and jump because i will be finger licking and smacking looking like cobra coming because my hands i haven't eaten all day this is brother's luncheon and this is runner
Speaker: and then brunch is brought up. There ain't nothing wrong with that. I'm just looking to see. Because everybody in here, like I said, thanks everybody for the invites, for allowing me, wanting me to be up in here, all that good stuff. I mean it. This is not arrogance. This is not conceit. When you welcome somebody, you should show respect as much as possible to the point where they get fatigued. And I'm damn good at that. It's not cockiness if you can back it up. That's right. That's right. So I'm here. I'm ready.
Speaker: I think I'll have it issued. I might have to refresh my feet. I don't know, because I'm looking on Facebook. If I was you, refresh the page. Not the whole browser. Not everything will drop off without just refreshing. It should work good. No, that's what I typically do.
Speaker: So let the rain come down. I'm just seeing the video on Facebook and it's all green screen and glitchy and everything else. That's the best thing about having more than one device sometimes.
Speaker: Well, I have the Facebook because then I can see the comments when Facebook wants to load and refresh properly. I did send I did send the invite out to Jeff and Mike. I let him I let everybody know in the group chat. I know Mike was a little bit busy today. His his son is six. Hold on. We don't expect him. Oh, Mike, I hope everything goes good when I'm there for real. And, you know, Jeff will be probably the very rare occasion that he makes a Monday show.
Speaker: Unless wifey's out of town or something like that. And he's sitting at home board. Because he flat out refuses to leave his house for any reason. Other than to go get cigarettes and pop. Other than that, he's like, nope, I'm not leaving. I do not feel the need to people or be around people or socialize.
Speaker: or anything like that yes as i get myself situated here no you're good i uh i just kind of rattled off by my intro spiel and all that jazz and right got all that out of the way brought up the uh at started five sure that was that i'm not gonna lie that was fun i have a ball
Speaker: That was a fun one this week. That's what I was saying. Jeff had a good one. And I mean, to the point where, you know, we've done other lists where we said we were going to do a part two on it, but we'll do it down the road. I mean, to the point where we just had to do the part two next week. We damn near did it last night. I mean, Saturday night. Damn near. We damn near did it. I was ready. Tina, I'm coming for you, Tina. Yeah. She makes great lists though. God, have mercy.
Speaker: Yeah, they usually do at the chatter's box. Jodi, for her first one, she came in hot, man. She had a really good one. Yeah, that's what's up. You want the contributions? Mm -hmm. You want the contributions, because it's a conversation piece. In the words of Steve, I wonder if I may paraphrase. It truly is. Oh, yeah, for those of you who don't know what I get from American Deli, this is what I'm talking about right here. So am I, too.
Speaker: What'd you get? You got some fries in there. Lemon pepper wings and fries. That's what's up. He does a little dance with it. That's how we get down around these parts. I'm not so much worried about a whole lot. If I got a dollar a person,
Speaker: Me and my boy can eat. I'm grateful on those numbers. Shit, right? I just want to eat. No, as I said, that's why I started surprisingly in my area. I didn't think it would be too busy. But that door dashing around here is what's going on, Bobby? It gets pretty busy around here. I mean, that's what I've been doing lately. A little extra green in the pocket.
Speaker: Right, right, right. Yeah, I'm not even so much worried about making it. I want you to make yours. If anything, I just need some money to eat with and I'll be grateful. You all right? Y 'all get paid. This your baby. I'm 80 episodes behind. Get your money, man. We ain't getting paid all of it yet, but as I told Jeff, I know. As I told Jeff, when stuff does start coming in, a lot of it's going right back out because I do want to find it with the merchandise stuff. I want to get the third party out of there. And that's something I'm going to work on.
Speaker: Tonight, tomorrow night, tomorrow night after, well maybe tonight we'll see when we get done. But definitely tomorrow I'm gonna put some more stuff up there. I just don't like having the third party in there because then it's so much more expensive and we don't really make that much profit off of it.
Speaker: No, with a business you're not going to. If you understand the numbers properly, you're not going to. Where if I've got a local person that can make this stuff, even if they can make it on demand, I'll handle shipping it out and all that stuff. So, I'll put boxes of shirts and hoodies and shit like that in my bedroom and shit.
Speaker: go down to the post office and raid all their boxes one night after the post office closed where you can get inside and just snatch up all them boxes. Yeah, I just seen that. Tony, your camera's all fucked up now. Is it really? Oh, sure. We'll refresh. I appreciate the classic. I just happened to look over at that. Like I said, when Facebook wants to refresh and act properly, the extra device is fantastic when Facebook wants to act right.
Speaker: Okay. Yeah, I'm good. I see it. Appreciate that classic, man. Thank you. Thank you. That's my man right there, everybody up there. Hey! If you want Haps, holla my boy OG classic. He has been an asset to this community, in my opinion. Came over from YouTube, I met him through Brother Shannon. He tricks me, the hell out. He buzzes me, the hell out, but he also looks out for a brother. So from me to everybody up here, none of us are about the drama. You will get roasted, just like Goodwill, classic Will as well. Me, I have my moments. I'm the nice guy. What's going on, Teddy?
Speaker: But I am the jack of the eye of most of these nice guys. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm always nice. I never hurt anybody's feelings. I'm always a nice guy. I don't roast anybody. I don't even curse half the time. As I was saying. I did a good job. I did a good job of hurting everybody's feelings Saturday night. Yeah, you told the things ain't shit.
Speaker: I want everybody to be here. I want everybody to enjoy themselves and I hope we can all get what we got going on properly. This is a free platform and we can take care of each other. I don't understand the motherfucking problems. That being said, everybody keep doing shit, everybody keep it easy. Sometimes it's just a pettiness. People have their moments, I agree.
Speaker: When I look at the good side of everything, I try to make it as positive as possible. I'm one of the biggest audience, as many people as we can. The one thing we've got a problem with is people who are in control who make more than us. When we have control and there are enough of us, then you can ask the question, why are we struggling?
Speaker: Yeah. A lot of mental instability. Oh, yeah. There's a lot of mental instability, but it's not just here. That's the globe. That's the globe. Every doctor will tell you that everybody is stressed. Every doctor will tell you everybody is stressed. Let me see it again. Everybody is stressed right now. Everybody is stressed. By this summer, we will all be out in the house. We will all be back to ourselves. And we all need to be wishing each other a merry motherfucking Christmas over the end of the year. Oh, shit.
Speaker: See, now that's that shit I'll get you canceled. I'm here all day. You were doing so, you were doing so good. Then you had to throw that, that RT. There's two words. You had to throw them in there. The RT word. Words. Real thought. Roll Tide. That's just disgusting. That's disgusting. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Hail to the victors, sir. Thank you. Every time in college football I catch a bus.
Speaker: I don't know about all that. Ticket time. Ticket time. I don't know about all that. Well, I mean, when you when you cheat to win championships and basically can you can lose three games in a row and still be handed a national championship game. Yeah. Well, your coach had some issues that just came out a few months ago. Yes, the Michigan coach. No, nothing came out about cheating about Harbaugh. Not cheating, not Harbaugh, the guy before him.
Speaker: Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Which jackass before him? Oh, boy. Oh, it's Carl? Real sports with Brian Gumpel covered it. Or one of the jackoffs that were between Carl and Carl? There's a guy that's protesting in front of the Michigan campus. You know what I'm talking about? No. I know Jwan Howard is in trouble because he mitched slap Wisconsin's assistant coach. Well, man, he smacked the taste out of that man's mouth. I love that shit. I was like, come on now.
Speaker: The coach that did, he was lesson boys at Michigan. I heard about that. No, I was at Penn State. Michigan too. No, that was the gymnastics coach. That was the football coach too. No, I don't think it was the football coach. It was the gymnastics doctor or coach or something like that. I know, but the gymnastics dude, that was Michigan State, wasn't it? No, I think it was Michigan. But there wasn't a coach touching boys at Michigan. That was Penn State. That was Sandusky. And then they said that. Yeah, I knew about that. Hang on.
Speaker: Joe Paul knew about it and was hiding it. I didn't hear about a Michigan football coach. An investigation. Hang on, let me pull it up for y 'all. That was a long ass time ago, OG. Not you want to do this investigation. Hang on.
Speaker: I did see the Steelers just speaking of coaches and cancers and being distractions. Pittsburgh just hired Brian Flores, who's currently in the NFL. I'm like, really? As if you guys don't have enough problems in Pittsburgh right now, the last thing you need is another distraction.
Speaker: What's the story? What's the story? What's the story? What's the story? Oh, wow. Really? See, I didn't know anything about that, if that's accurate. OG. That was forever. I know Beau punched a kid on the sideline. Or Woody did one of the two. That was a good rivalry back then. Goddamn. What was the episode? Yeah, sexual assault allegations for former Michigan Wolverines. Shut up.
Speaker: Uh, the long time doctor, Robert Anderson. It was a doctor, the athletic doctor. Yeah, that was the gymnastics thing. No. I don't think it was. Because I think it was a football team that was talking about it. It was a football player. He's protested up there every day to go after him. They did a story on it. He's been out there for a while.
Speaker: Yeah, it was a team doctor. Thank you. Wasn't it, Coach? It was a team doctor. Was it a team doctor? OK. And let me be clear. If you're a sports junkie and you did not watch Real Sports with Brian Gumbel, I'm sorry I ain't you. He ain't told a lie 20 -something years. Real Sports with Brian Gumbel been blasting. Never heard of Brian Gumbel. Who's that? You never heard of Brian Gumbel. You're bald.
Speaker: I was actually just looking at that. Yeah, I mean That's a That's a hell of a long time before some shit comes out. I mean like really cuz that was A while ago. What was that? Sixties seventies. It's all what I'm talking about. Yeah with bow I Don't know see a lot of college football stories back in 60s 70s 80s. I don't worry about it. I
Speaker: I didn't give a damn about college football in the 80s, but it was so one of the news. Before we hit cable, you know about Colorado, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Notre Dame. Oh yeah. Yeah, but there was always running off of that. 1966 when it started. Thank you. Yeah, I was going to say because he was he was the head coach from 69 to 89. So even if it came out in eight, you know, if it happened in 89 or whatever or 66. So that's like 60 years ago, 50 years ago.
Speaker: 60. Almost. 50 something. Almost 60. Yeah. And it's just now coming up? Exactly. Coachy, please shut up. Hey, mama, how you doing? Right there, Coachy. Is that better? Put my beard right down there. Hey, Joe. He wants it on him. Whoa, are you for real? Joe, holy shit.
Speaker: You said lost a job? Yeah. Oh. Damn, that sucks. Well, damn, what the hell happened? I am. Quite frankly, who asked me to be? We need to go down to Raleigh? I'm just saying. We're going to Raleigh. You ready? Raleigh's got a big turnover right now because everybody's trying to go there for jobs.
Speaker: That's the thing that kills me right now and not not not Joe but people in general talking about they can't find a job or whatever You can't walk out just out the door without getting Without getting hit by a rock for somebody wanting to hire people and they're literally it's about just about making enough money to survive
Speaker: Well, see, and that's the other issue. Not only do you have people that don't want to work, but then you also have people with no work experience that think they should go into a job that they've never done before and make $30 an hour. An entitlement bullshit. Some yes. Because I know you right now, they're fucking paying to express down the road for me starting out at almost $17 an hour.
Speaker: And it's not, you can make up to $17 now that they are starting you at $17 now. So let me ask you this. And they're working short hours, like they're working through there. Is that enough to have your own place? Me? Yes. I make less than that now. OK. You do. Once you factor in what I pay into my retirement and my insurance and everything? Yes. Yeah. Oh, that's why I door dash. Yeah, some people.
Speaker: Classic, you nailed it right there. Workers realize their value. We all know these businesses don't pay us top dollar. If you go about an average scale of what minimum wage should be, we're not there. Even at $17 an hour. No. Not if you want to factor in the cost of living and shit like that. But also the problem is, people don't want to fucking work because there's a lot of lazy motherfuckers that would rather sit at home and
Speaker: collect a paycheck for doing nothing. We've got them. But let's go back to the original situation. The people sitting at home collecting a check are bringing back more without taxes than the people who are making, say, $30 an hour with the taxes. Oh, yeah. $30 an hour with taxes, right back down to $15 off the rip. Yeah.
Speaker: But those people that are making that $30 is because they've earned it and they've put in that experience and they've put in the time where these people that don't, that think they should make it, because I've had this discussion with a couple friends of mine, they're like, I'm just not going to work because they're not going to pay me what I want. It's like, motherfucker, you're lucky you can get up and put socks on in the morning, let alone go to a job.
Speaker: No, you're not gonna get paid the amount of money you think you should be paid. You have no experience. And on classic, you're right. Unemployment's done. Yeah, all that bonus shit's out there. Everybody who's broke, the struggle just became real again. $279 a week, damn. Yeah, I don't know what they pay here in Ohio. I've never been on unemployment. I've never looked into unemployment. Your average apartment in the decent area is $1 ,000 a month.
Speaker: I mean, depending on where you are, I mean, I'm in a pretty nice area where I'm at and I don't have a very big place. I ain't got nothing flashy or nothing fancy. Nice. That'd be awesome, Joe. We're talking about stable and comfortable. I'll wear my flashy and fancy later.
Speaker: Oh yeah, no, I'm not a materialistic person. Actually, Jody and I have talked about that. You know, I don't need fancy things. I got a roof over my head, my bills are paid, and there's food in my fridge. Amen. And Ohio doesn't see a matter of 480 mass per week. Y 'all usually got a higher cost of living. Oh, I'm sure it is a little bit higher cost of living in Ohio than it is compared to Indiana. I don't know.
Speaker: It's I mean it's but it's the same thing like when I lived out in South Carolina the quote -unquote cost of living was more down there Oh, but when I was down there because of the way they do taxes and stuff I was making Six the first job I had I was making six dollars less on the hour than I was making Job I had went up here in Ohio and I brought home more money a month doing that than what I brought home here in Ohio That's the Texas setup. Yeah
Speaker: Frida Glick told me he don't care. I gave him the okay. He was gonna break my damn rules anyways. But this son of a bitch built his own camera. Y 'all gonna leave me the fuck alone. I don't know what you speak of. And this is my first meal of the day. I'm hungry.
Speaker: That was me when I came home. I was just getting shit out of the fridge. It was the first thing I had eaten today because I usually, I don't eat it. I don't take lunch at work. I just kind of chill out and relax for my quote unquote lunch. Sometimes I take a half hour catnap, but it's my lunch break and I ain't getting paid for it. So, but, um, you know, so I usually, when I get home, that's the first thing I do is come in and raid the fridge. That's good. That's good. That's good money, man.
Speaker: Yeah, like I said, you know what? With or without overtime, that would be my question. And I thought about, cuz they offer overtime on the weekends. They don't really offer a whole lot of overtime at where I work at. And I thought about picking up the weekend, but I'm like, I can go out and DoorDash on a Friday and Saturday night and make more money than what I'm gonna make driving all the way an hour to Columbus and an hour back home.
Speaker: for overtime. So is your overtime more than your door dash or door dash more than your overtime? Door dash is more. On all honesty, if I door dash 40 hours a week, I'd probably make more doing that than what I make at my job. No shit. I probably wouldn't even have to do 40 hours a week to make more than what I make. That's what's up. Yeah. Because I was kind of shocked. That's good money you got right there, man. I'm not going to lie. Yeah. That's a bring home. But she's also been in her line of work for years.
Speaker: I mean, since she came home, and that's been 30 years, and I think she was doing it before when she was down in Texas. So 30 plus years of her line of work. So she's earned that money. I'm curious what she does if she wants to tell me. I don't think she'll buy. I don't know the exact terminology for it, so I don't wanna, I know what it is, but.
Speaker: Yeah, 42 years is doing it. Yeah, you got 1099 with DoorDash. Or do you? Or do you? They come up with everything. I think the biggest thing the stimulus did was make them audit the money that's being spent and circulated in the country. Well, now they want to tax that fucking money they gave you. Now they want to tax that money they gave you. They want you to put on your statement.
Speaker: Too bad them silly sons of bitches sent their shit to me late. Now they gotta fix it if they wanna fix it. I didn't file my taxes and everything. Oh fuck. And I haven't gotten. Everybody's gotta, $17 and that wasn't enough. God forbid if you got a family. It's tough. I mean, it's tough, but you can do it. I mean, you just have to be smart.
Speaker: You can't go out and buy the new Nikes when they come out. You can't buy new brand new video games or have dumb shit laying around. You're not gonna go and do all kinds of craziness, but you can survive if you're smart. Depending on where you're at. Now, they have rent for an apartment, you're good. To one house, no. To one car payment, no. To one car shows, no.
Speaker: Well, depending upon how good your, your driving record is, I don't pay that much for cars. This is not taxable. Yes. But then you have to claim it on your taxes as a season. So they do, that's a loophole that they get people with. I mean, I have a car payment. I have an insurance. I've got cell phone, rent. I got all them bills. Like I said, it's tight. Some, some weeks are tighter than others, but my shit's paid and I still got groceries in the fridge.
Speaker: Especially when my three human garbage disposals come over here for a weekend. Thank God for Aldi. Thank God for Aldi. That's all I gotta say, because that is shit right there. If y 'all know nothing about me, I eat, and I make sure my kids eat like me. And I get down. This is actually me cutting back. Y 'all have no idea.
Speaker: All these, all these, all these is my store. I'll go there and do all my grocery shopping. They got one here in this city on the other side of town. I've been hearing about about seven years. Everybody's pushing it now, especially for the international foods. Fully understood. Well, I'll tell you what, when I left Ohio.
Speaker: Aldi was one of those like ghetto ass stores. Didn't matter where it was. You know, you didn't know what the hell you were buying, but they've really stepped their game up since I come back home. I mean, they've got a nice little produce section and everything. I'm like, damn, okay, Aldi. And their prices stayed the same and they still have in their prices. So explain that to me. How do you, how do they do that?
Speaker: They expand, they get better product, and then they still keep their prices. Because they're still under the radar. Walmart's on the radar. Save a lot is straight up ghetto. Always has been, always will be. I don't even like going into that bitch unless I got my buddy with me on my hip. Plus, it's on the east side of town, and I don't go to the east side of town for next to nothing. rehab shut up.
Speaker: I mean, you pay the cart fee if you don't return the cart, but that's only 25 cents. Oh. I think all these under the radar. They're not Publix. They're not Walmart. They're not Winn Dixie. Yeah. Is that Latino cock meat? You stupid. Rehab? Shut up. I'm not starting this on YouTube. Nozoor. Nozoor. Not tonight, fuckers.
Speaker: Not tonight, you sons of bitches. We're not doing this. A lot of supermarkets went under. All these should capitalize on it. I don't think many people have heard of Dell Champs. They're gone. Well, isn't... Bruno's, they're gone. Isn't Kegel and Wiggly, didn't they get bought out by...
Speaker: Like when we first moved to Charleston, we were all excited. We were like, ah, we can go to the Biggly Wiggly. We went there one time and was like, yeah, nope, I'm not going here again. Nope, nope, nope. But I think they got, I think they got bought out by one of the larger chains. Like Giant Eagle and Bilo are the same company. The same, it's just up here. They're Bilo. Bilo is another one. Holy shit. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, it's like, I think it's Giant Eagle up here, and it's Bylo down south. But it's the same damn thing, like, rallies and checkers. Same fucking st - same thing. Um, Shop Right is in Auburn, I know that. Mm -hmm.
Speaker: Yeah, Piggly Wiggly, like it was cool, you know, oh, we live in the South, let's go to the Piggly Wiggly, you know, nope, never again. And their prices were stupid high on stuff. And it wasn't the best quality on a lot of things. No. Your regular consumables you get everywhere, I agree, but the meat section matters on everybody's supermarket. Good Lord. Publix was my jam down in South Carolina. Yeah, 100%. Publix, yeah, Publix is at Pergars. Yeah, Pergars is an Ohio based company.
Speaker: It is? Yeah, all the distribution centers and everything. I've only known it to be Georgia. But that bad boy is all over Georgia. I've never known it was up there. When you got to Virginia three years ago, it shocked me when it was up there. Yeah, they're in an Ohio -based company. So we've always had... That was my first job was Kroger's. Kroger? Man, they so deep down here, Lord have mercy. Deep, deep, deep, deep. That's all I know. Well, in Atlanta, Kroger. Everybody in Atlanta, Kroger. I'm like, what?
Speaker: I was surprised when I was down in Tennessee, they were down there. Wow. When I went down to visit, she who will not be mentioned. Thank you, Dr. G. Thank you, Frida. But no, because they're an Ohio based store, so they were like Ohio, some Kentucky, Indiana a little bit.
Speaker: I don't know, he may or may not be here, his son's sick. So I let him know that the invite is out there. We were talking a little bit today, so I don't think he's still mad at me. Take care of the kids. Take care of the kids, please take care of the kids. Yeah. It's not Rona. His little boy doesn't have Rona. I'd probably ask you about that. Go ahead and debunk that earlier. Nope, check it off. Yeah. What else?
Speaker: Publix is from Florida, my oldest son's mom. She's talking about all the time. And people say Publix is Florida, but they're not really that expensive. I've done grocery shopping. They're really not that expensive because Walmart, on base. I spent the same amount of money on the same items. Yeah. Because the nice thing about Publix, and it may have changed by now because I've been gone for a couple of years, but you didn't have to have one of their stupid rewards cards to get their, their, their sales. Like at Kroger's, you got to have those Kroger rewards card to get the,
Speaker: buy three for $4 or whatever. Yeah. Publix is in South Carolina. Yeah. Yeah. They were my customer with Orkin. Yeah. They're a Southern based. They're a Southern based company. So you got Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, Alabama. Publix is in Alabama too. Yeah. Alabama. Um, basically all the Southern states like they're expanding. They are expanding hard and it looks, oh yeah, they're, they're, I wish I get one of them here. If you want a job, keep a Publix clean. Your ass will be retired.
Speaker: There ain't no joke in there, but man, I wish we'd get a Publix up here because you can't go wrong with a pub sub. Yeah, I got Publix, like Georgia got Kroger. There ain't no damn thing, every damn way. I got, where I live at, I have, like right in the middle, I got a Kroger, a Kroger, a Kroger, Aldi, and Walmart to the left of me, and I got a Kroger, Aldi, and Walmart to the right of me. Damn. I'm like right in the middle of me.
Speaker: because I'm right kind of on the line of Newark and Heath, which are basically the same town. So Heath has got all those and Newark has all of them. And I'm right in the middle of both of them. I got a Kroger. I got a Super Kroger right here by me. There's a Publix down the street. We got two Super Walmart's, a Super Target. We got an Aldi. We got another Super Kroger on the other side of town. We got a Walmart, we got two Walmart marketplaces. And that's just in this city. We don't have a Walmart.
Speaker: One in Miami. I thought it was more than one. Oh, Kroger. I'm thinking public. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Kroger's expanding all the way down there, huh? Hey, Helga. How you been? Oh, all these German. Hey, Helga. Long time no see. But yeah, you know, we've got the new Kroger Marketplace or whatever they call it, like the big Kroger down the road for me. The other one's just a regular Kroger. Both the Walmarts are super Walmarts.
Speaker: And then just Aldi's, you know, one's a little bit bigger than the other one a little bit newer. So right Yeah, I got I got fucking everything here in Thailand when everybody was freaking out at the beginning of the whole like
Speaker: pandemic thing about like toilet paper shortages and food shortages. I'm like, look, I got two Kroger's, two Walmart's, two Aldi's, dollar generals and dollar stores out the ass all around me. I got Target and all that stuff. If I can't find something to wipe my ass with at one of those stores. While you're playing two years ago, you almost couldn't.
Speaker: I never had any problems with it. We never really, I mean, it was, but also, but also being the only person in the house, 95 % of the time, if I go buy a big ass roll or a big ass thing of toilet paper, it lasts a while. Not to mention that some people that I used to know when that pandemic hit, she freaked out.
Speaker: and bought a ton of toilet paper and then brought up like a big ass 24 pack or 48 pack rolling. I'm like, I already have. I just seen it. Yeah. I just get ready to say that it just popped up. I ain't even mad at him. The man's passion is linked to almost 1700 pet deaths and health risks for humans. EPA issued no warning. There's got to be hearts four on one. Got to be hearts.
Speaker: Yeah. I ain't even mad at you, Juan, for getting suspended. That man's got a lot of heart and a lot of passion for that program and that school, so... It's Syristo. If you got animals, check your flea and tick collars. What if you put flea and tick collars on your kids? Ask them for a friend. Damn your friends. Damn your friends.
Speaker: Just put that out there. What else is going on in the news? Now hopefully if Mike doesn't join us tonight, he should be back Wednesday, hopefully. Of course. Jeff will be back Wednesday if he's not dead yet. He ain't dead. Stop doing that. Sometimes I worry about him. I don't blame you. And it's going to be of his own dueling. That's going to be the thing.
Speaker: You know better than I do. I'll miss you. You should see this man's table saw. You would understand what I'm talking about. I believe there's two alone. I'm just not here, no sir. I got to get him to send a picture to group chatter a video of his table saw. I can't even talk about it. I can't even talk about it without 30 members of OSHA throwing themselves off the top of the building. That's how bad it is.
Speaker: Now the supermarkets back in the day, the way I just told you about all these supermarkets, I ran to all of them in the drug stores one time. I couldn't find Lysol or Clorox wipes.
Speaker: Like during the, when it first started? When it first started, yes. You couldn't find lights, all the clothes, but none of them. You could barely find seven generations. You could barely find paper towels and toilet paper, because the minute they stopped the shelves, people were already in line coming in before work. It was crazy. Well, and that was also the other problem, is that they weren't limiting people at the beginning, and you could just go in there and grab as much as you wanted. Yeah, because we thought we had food until the process of plans went down, too. Again.
Speaker: I wasn't worried about it. There was not, I mean, it was, it was hard to find toilet paper, but not really paper towels or anything like that. But I didn't need toilet paper, but I never had any issues finding food or anything like that. It's just like, I've got, I've got six grocery stores within five minutes of me either way, five, 10 minutes either way. And that's only counting Aldi, Walmart, and Kroger's. That's not counting the target that has the grocery section in it over here and
Speaker: And that's the other thing, we've got Lowe's and Home Depot and... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lowe's and Home Depot. And so, I mean, they've got all that toilet paper and paper towel and stuff, so there's plenty of places in town to buy something to wipe my ass with if I had to.
Speaker: You get a towel and do it like an old pick cloth diaper. That's an option too, shoot. I'll have a roll of freaking shop towels if need be. I'll get you some Sam Wows. Here's a real oil paper towels and there's a bottle of lotion because you asked to go be raw after using that a couple times.
Speaker: Aloe vera. Aloe vera. This is lotion for your ass. That's not good. Hey, whatever. I don't know. I've never had to use anything on my... I've never had to use lotion or aloe vera or anything else on my ass, so I don't know. Sound like a man of experience. No, I'm just giving advice. I gotta remember who the crowd is up here. Yes, little boy. Why you got lemon pepper fingers on me? Why you got lemon pepper fingers on me?
Speaker: Lemon pepper. Lemon pepper wings. The south stole my heart with lemon pepper wings. Lemon pepper wings are sorcery in the south. Lemon pepper and Lowry's. I had to move. Oh, Lowry's is a whole other. That's everywhere, man. That's everywhere.
Speaker: Yep, that's it, that's everywhere. I'll tell you what man, I've got this, I've got this seasoning I use, it's for quote unquote a steak seasoning. This is hurtful, this is hurtful. And you're saying I have a big one. Yeah, and that steak seasoning that I use, I put that shit on literally everything. Pork chops, chicken, burgers, it don't matter, brats. Steaks, all of it. Wow. That's blasphemy. Steak sauce for a steak. That's another sign that you ain't never had a good steak.
Speaker: see you eat that well done so it's all dry and everything you got to put steak sauce on it so you do the right well done what's up it the right will do what's going on it is not dry is not dry you don't burn all the flavor and all the juices out of it now if you got it covered while you're cooking it
Speaker: Yeah, still, it's just not right. It's not right. Yes, it is. It's not right. You're dishonoring that cow that died for you to enjoy that delicious. I am de -zombying you people. Maybe I'm a vampire. I don't know. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Looking like we're going around the world. At least I'm not running around biting people on the neck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to do the substitute at Hotel Transylvania. Yeah, right.
Speaker: Hell yeah. That's the only way I know how to eat a steak, though, is medium rare. I want to chase that son of a bitch. Cook a brisket? Oh, lord. Don't get me started on briskets. Ooh, they still got me. I know, I got that. They just put a bookie's here last year, too? Oh, my god. I want to get me a smoker so bad so I can do some briskets and some ribs and stuff. I got a coworker he does that's still $160, so I got to buy one of them briskets off of him. I'm trying to stock up on my meat now. All right.
Speaker: They smoke turkeys here, they smoke briskets here, they smoke. We have one guy, they got smoked chicken. So they made some pulled chicken nachos, little smoked chicken with nachos and cheese. Oh, Jesus. Oh, here we go, Texas again. We're chilling, man. We're chilling. My way top's off from Texas. Yeah, Texas takes pride in this, in that food. I'll give them that. Yeah, herb food is fixed.
Speaker: They don't show on these things. Good, doing good, Edward. I was kind of surprised that I moved to South Carolina because I do like me a good barbecue. When I moved to South Carolina, their barbecue is mustard -based base. Yeah, I had that same look, but they don't fuck around, man. They do not play. Mustard -based barbecue. Yeah.
Speaker: There was a barbecue place down there, Bessinger's. They had three, four restaurants. It was a family. And man, they did not play around. They did not disappoint at all. Yeah, you go to some of these places and I dare say down home and come up with their own and take your taste away from what you're used to, it'll get you.
Speaker: They do a jazz and rib fest up here in Columbus. And I know a lot of people are gonna stick their nose up in the air when I say this. But if you ain't never had barbecue from Ohio, don't stick your nose up in the air. Because some of them fuckers literally just come down there and they've got a trailer on the corner throughout the rest of the year putting that barbecue together. Boy, it's good. And then they do the jazz and rib fest.
Speaker: And downtown, that ain't no joke, man. You know what you got to do? You go to a race one time with a smoker, and you let that bad boy smoke that whole thing. You just change everybody's meat every 12 hours. Good. Yeah, right? That's money. Yeah, I was going to say, you could do, make some money off of that. That's money. Mm -hmm. So they had a restaurant here. They did briskets. They had smoked turkey, smoked briskets. You get there with some fries and a drink. Good. God, they had some sauce away from me.
Speaker: Why is the other thing, and that's the other thing, you know, you go to a good barbecue joint, like first time I went to Bessinger's when we moved down to Charleston, the portions are stupid. You know what I mean? You're not getting a couple of places. You're getting half a damn. Yeah, you're getting a meal for four people on one plate and they're like, then you force yourself to eat it and you're hurting.
Speaker: Man, I forced myself to stay a week after I eat it. The hell you talking about? Right, well, that's the other problem is trying to stay a week after you eat that shit. But it's so damn good. It's so damn good, you can't stop eating. You don't got your belt loosened, your buttons undone. Because I got iron in the jungle. You're sitting at the table going, you're still half a plate. I'm going to eat it though. I got to take a break. Exactly. It's talking to you.
Speaker: No, I'm sorry, I didn't see that a word. No, I'm kind of looking into, you know, I've heard a lot of really good thing about the green eggs. And they've got them in different sizes. I don't need anything big or fancy. I just want something I can smoke my meat in. So yeah, I haven't really done, because that's down the road. I don't have any place to put one right now in my apartment. But yeah, I don't need anything fancy. If I just got something that'll
Speaker: that'll hold a full rack of ribs, I'll be happy. Agreed. That y 'all did, though. It don't got to be big. It don't got to be fancy or anything like that. But there's, I mean, there's a ton of them out there. I mean, dude, you go to freaking, especially this time of year right now, you go to Lowe's or Home Depot. Thank you, Mama. Thank you, Mama, good. Thank you. I know. I agree. I know it didn't sound right,
Speaker: And there was no other way to say it, and I appreciate Tony for not calling me out on it. I did give you a look. Thought that was going to go under the radar for a while. Fair enough. That didn't go under the radar at all. I need someone to smoke my meat in. Well, easy. Easy. Time for commercial. Nope.
Speaker: I like that. I like that message I just got. Absolutely. I will take you up on that offer a lot. I can imagine. Let me write down your email so I don't forget it. Are you interested or do you know a thing or two about him that I might not know? Write down your email so I don't lose it.
Speaker: That AOL account. Wow, I ain't seen one of those in forever. Yeah, okay. Make sure I write your name, because I will look at that later and be like, what the fucking email is that? Why did I write down this random ass email? Oh, for God's sakes.
Speaker: Yeah, I'll send some to your wife. I see some I like her. Like I said, if you know a thing or two about him, I'd gladly. You got connections all over. But yeah, like I was going to say this this time of year right now. I think what's going to happen this spring and this summer, everybody's going to be out. Home Depot, Lowe's, man, you could go there and they're going to have they're going to have what's going on, Brian. They're going to have smokers lined up for days for sale.
Speaker: I know when I first came home, I worked at Home Depot for a few months, just until I found another job. Believe it or not, back then, when I first came home, it was hard as hell to find a job. Now... What year was that? It's been, what, three years ago? Four years ago? Three years ago, I think. Oh, things were... It was about a year before the pandemic. Jobs were going up that year, too. It was hard for you to find a job.
Speaker: Dude, I was struggling to find a job. But then once I had the job at Home Depot, then I was getting offers left and right. But that's usually how it goes. You know, they, they, I know Rob's always loved to barbecue. My uncle Rob, he's all, all the time barbecue. But, uh,
Speaker: When I first came home and I was working there, the smokers and the grills and everything, they came out early. Yeah. And I was looking at some of them then and I was like, hmm, I'm glad I didn't buy one because I would have just wound up selling it. So it's like one of those things that everything happens for a reason. Why do we, why are we friends with this guy? I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker: Who lets this guy in? Isn't there somebody watching the door? The doorman go to sleep again. Damn it, Bob. Look at the air fryers, too. I want an air fryer. I do want to get an air fryer. That's another hot item right now. Less fast cook. Mm -hmm. Eight ball and the hairy bun. Jesus Christ.
Speaker: Somebody change his meds. Who's your doctor? Somebody forgot to take his medication today. It's a good thing we like you, Jay. I ain't no damn boy. I'm a grown ass man. Yes and no. One's got to take care of his kid. The other one's busy. So like I said, yes and no. The door's open. But, uh,
Speaker: Yeah, I don't know, like I said, I'd like to eventually give me a smoker and stuff like that, start doing some of my own barbecue, see if I can... I haven't done it in so long, I'd be curious to see if I can still make a... Make a good rack of ribs. I'm trying to see if you got room, bring him up. Do you home, or are you gonna be in that wonky ass car with your wonky ass? Actually, he's in the car right now, he just left the office. I went to your home, I think he's ready.
Speaker: The black sheep of the family, buff family. Anything pit boss is gonna be good, but it's also gonna cost some denaro. It's not gonna be cheap. Like I said, I don't need anything fancy. I got a buddy of mine. Actually, I should reach out to him, because I'm gonna talk to him in a hot minute.
Speaker: He was getting big into the barbecue and stuff and smoking and stuff like that. I'm a vlogger. He would send me pictures and he would post videos and stuff like that. And that shit looked so damn good. But he would, this man would cook for an army. He'd have a brisket and ribs and steaks and everything else. And it's like, dude, it's just your wife and kids. What are you going to do with all that food?
Speaker: Yes, we know. We've covered that before, Jay. No, I don't, Jack. Especially the look. It sounds like you don't have anything to smoke right now. Oh, who's the man? Who cares? You don't need silverware. Don't live by myself. Fuck you. Yeah. I'll do the same shit, man. I'll make a sandwich out of anything so I don't have to dirty silverware. Yeah.
Speaker: You figured out the audio on Fuso. We ain't alone now. I think when his mother gets back this weekend, she probably gonna try and get him for a couple of weeks. Oh, there you go. I mean, though, they don't need silverware. Catching up issues with the investment beginning with the end of the mile, where the impact of great barbecue.
Speaker: Well, I'm not trying to make a business out of it. I'm just trying to leave it in the comments. Look at the exclamation. Yeah. All right. I don't know. His son's sick. I did tell him that he has an open, the door is open and I sent an invite. So if he makes it in, he makes it in. Same with Jeff. If he makes it in, he makes it in. Mondays are a little bit more relaxed around here for the shows.
Speaker: We just kind of hang out for a couple hours, shoot the shit, may or may not reflect on the previous week's show. And all that jazz. That's because you don't know how, A, you don't know how to act, B, this is for the podcast. I can't have your silly ass coming in here saying more nonsensical shit than we say.
Speaker: I ain't trying to get freaking canceled. You can't get canceled. I do it there. I'm gonna give Jake credit. He can't get serious. He just don't know when he's coming. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Mike and I had a fight off Saturday. I pissed everybody off Saturday. I did a damn fine job of doing that, too. I pissed everybody off Saturday. He pissed me off. And I helped. What happened?
Speaker: I have not been able to piss you off. Not for real, not for real. I got high tolerance like an alcoholic. You definitely got to have a high tolerance level to put up with me. I know that. I know that already. But you know what? Sometimes, sometimes, you know, sometimes you just got to say what needs to be said and
Speaker: You know, when it happens, if it happens, you weed out the fake ones, and the real ones are still around, so. Backstage, bro. You know who the real ones are? Mm -hmm. You watched all three seasons in three days? That's a lot of television. Jeez, I wish. I know a slow TV show. It's good. It's good. I literally just started season two
Speaker: What in the actual fuck is that? That looks just like you, Jay. God damn. Like, if you were transitioning, that looked just like you. He just sent me a picture of somebody on CNN or something, and it looks like Jay, if he was about 100 pounds lighter and transitioning.
Speaker: I watched, I finally watched the new Spider -Man movie this week. And I also watched Venom, the new Let There Be Carnage. And I started watching Ghostbusters Afterlife last night, but I fell asleep about halfway through it. So I'm gonna try to finish that tonight. It looks weird. Oh man, Ghostbusters was really, really good. It was, I liked it so far. It was actually a really cute movie. I haven't heard anything bad about it, honestly. Yeah, it was really, really good. Am I right? Spider -Man was really good. Oh my God.
Speaker: Am I right? Doesn't that look like Jay? 100 pounds lighter transitioning? At first I thought Rachel Maddow. I don't know who the chick is beside that other creature, but... Hey yo, Jay. I'm promoting good oil hygiene. Anybody who's offended, I bet you got a yuck mouth with your camera to creep into somebody's gum ass. Matter of fact... Another way to beat COVID, I said it.
Speaker: I don't even want to know what's going on with that picture, Jack. Man works. Yeah, I said it. How's it say? Oh man, we're back to that again. We're gonna be there till the end of the year. They're gonna be talking about a lady tough. Stairways and baseball. Well, I mean, you know, it's gonna be like a rewards plus. Gamma Hotel, India Lima variant plus plus rewards program variant.
Speaker: He's he's he's pretty much against it even though but okay. We ain't talking COVID. We don't do COVID in here. Sorry. That's the that's against the rules. Sorry. Sorry. Because you could save that for your. Okay. All right. Anti anti America. Lies. It's I'm on here. It's funny because. Oh, for those of you who don't know the question has been asked who the who the guy with the baby beard is that pretends to grow a beard. That's Brian for those of you who don't know him.
Speaker: I've offered to I've offered to shave my beard a little bit and donate and donate to his cause. I can I can cut a little bit off and we can donate and we can start a we can start a help for the record for everybody. Um Brian mama Glick says hi Joanne Glick. Anyway, that's Glick's mom. She says hello Brian.
Speaker: She adopted mom because I'm an orphan and I was adopted. According to my Jesus, you don't know you missed it. The last time the three of us is on the camera together. Ready? That that that that that that funeral and everything could be reversed around now. Yeah, yeah. But it was funny at the time though.
Speaker: It was funny. Yeah, but you guys have been waiting. You guys took a lot of abuse from me since we've met, so I had that coming. If you don't believe that your time will come, you need to see that broadcast. We made him walk off the camera a couple of times. That was classic shit. You get good speeches, you have a victory.
Speaker: This is what's funny because like, um, at five o 'clock our phone lines cut off. And so I was like, all right, I'm going to finish up these estimates. And then I just put on my Spotify. I hit random. And all of a sudden, like the theme song for peacemaker kicks on. It's the first one starts playing. And as that's playing next, you know, I get alert. Non -cisco nonsense is live and I went, ain't that some shit.
Speaker: I love that damn show too. Look, Jay said that my my pubes are longer than than Brian's beer. And I know what he says. And you know, you have a condition. James blocked me. Oh, damn. You did. You did. I kind of want to give you some credit. I really did give you credit, honestly. I say, what did you do to get a block from James? I'm asking him. Seems like that's a hard thing to do.
Speaker: No, it ain't hard. It ain't hard. You just got to offend it. Really? Yeah, you just got to find it. It's a trigger. But I think Jay hit it at one time. You know, they be up there playing on camera. Jay be calling out like, what the hell? Listen, you know, you know, it's bad when Michael Bathurst comes on and says, uh, I'm not going to be a part of this.
Speaker: Nope, I'm out. Great. That damn Peacemaker show, man. I love that fucking show. I can't get it. Actually, I need to watch the final, the season finale. I swear, man. Like, vigilante, man. I just scratched my head. I'm like, this guy's a sociopath. Tony, if you're not on Peacemaker, man, you got to get on that show. I will. I will. Just wait a moment. Jay, are you serious? I know. He's like, I'm all for killing whoever needs killing. Just let me know. Like, what?
Speaker: He he he had his chainsaw. He's like, I want to kill somebody with a chainsaw. You know, I thought it'd be really cool. Like if he had the chainsaw and then like if he's going to get attacked, he throw me the chainsaw and I catch it and I cut him down with the chainsaw like it's slow motion. Wouldn't that be cool? Y 'all Mr. Chet, I hear y 'all talking, but Jay just fucked my head up with that. I got limits to angle. That's kind of awkward.
Speaker: Wait, was he really like shooting whipped cream all over his face and stuff? Yeah. How, how, okay, how fucked up was James in that broadcast? James does stuff like that and he'll let people know if you're not down with, what did he say? James pushed the envelope, plain and simple. So when there was him and Bobby Shaddow was playing the piano, but then I was like,
Speaker: Jason, wait a minute. What the hell is going on with you? Wait a minute. What time was it? Why are you doing Jason? I embrace my feminist side. That's what I can tell.
Speaker: Hey, it's 2022 to you. Yes, it is. I've known I've known Jay for I've known Jay for many years. I've known Jason's Periscope. And that motherfucker said some God awful horrendous things. Yes, it's like about about anybody and like about my wife, about my mom, anybody and every kind of silly bastard had the nerve to block me on here because I called him a Jew. Which is not any he is. That's it.
Speaker: Yeah. He said he didn't know who it was at first. I was like, but you still got offended when you were going to block somebody because they thought she was true? Yeah. He didn't know who it was at the time. So it was just like, really? You're going to get butt hurt because somebody called you a Jew? Do I have to bring up some of the horrendous things that you've said to people? You're saying some shit, so I ain't going to lie. You're saying some shit, bro.
Speaker: Like one of my best friends is Jewish and he rags me all the time. He's like, hey man, I need the super Asian vision. And I'm like, man, I will hop a tequila all over you, all over this parking lot. He messed with me.
Speaker: But he's like yeah, but he's like seven foot tall so we call him the Jolly Green Asian
Speaker: Jesus. Damn. Okay, good. You got my message. Appreciate it. I got your text too, man. That's what was going on, man. Don't be taking nothing like that, bro. Come on, man. The guy in the car. Why the guy in the car look like the guy from All Star by Smash.
Speaker: How do you even know who Smash Mouth is, Noah? Are they still big over there in Germany? I don't. Oh, see, now that's a problem. You know who Smash Mouth is? I've heard of them. I just don't know. They have that one song. Hey, now. You're an all -star. Oh, that's Smash Mouth? Yeah. OK. Yeah. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Exactly.
Speaker: That's right, though. Tony's still a 98 degrees fan. No, I'm not. Hey, that ain't nothing wrong with 98 degrees. No, I'm not. Hey, Noah, I listen to old US songs, too. We can go all day. From what we learned a couple weeks ago or a week ago, Tony's a huge Minuto fan. No, I'm not. Don't do it.
Speaker: I'm just saying, you're the one with the Machu cheese over there. I don't know. Hey, I was running that out. Cheese are not allowed to come. Can you behave yourself? Because this is literally the podcast. It will be posted. Don't read it. All right. Just pretend like he's not here and he'll go away. Yeah, good one. I said I will. If you come up here, you got to behave. All right, I'll let you shave my white side and not voice my opinion.
Speaker: And y 'all thought I told you no COVID no COVID no religion no sexism. No, that's okay. No, that's okay. I'm gonna save you a headache. No, that's okay. We already got accused of being sexist. That's like Saturday. That's my point. I'm okay with it. Here's your baby.
Speaker: Sure, baby. It is what it is. I've been accused of a lot worse. It's nothing like being friends with somebody for like
Speaker: 15 years, almost 20 years, and then I'm like, oh yeah, you're racist. What? I have been racist in the last 15 years. But now because of who's in office, I'm racist. I didn't get that memo. Where do I get that card from? No policies on insurance. I feel you, Joanne. Exactly, man. Exactly, man. Damn.
Speaker: I wish I had known that before I came to family birthday parties and cookouts and stuff like that. Some people respect family just going to have their views. That's what I said. Hey, you know what? You feel however you want. I'm right here. I'm same old me. Who is Louie from Left 4 Dead? I didn't watch that. That's a video game. I haven't... What the hell? I want to let you in. I invited you.
Speaker: You probably got that. You're not one of the cool kids. They just said all the way to the cool kids get invites or some shit? Finish your food. Because that's what happened to Mike the other day. If I could throw this out there, y 'all don't mind. I'm going to have a drink later on. Rest in peace with one of my homeboys from junior high school that died yesterday for cancer.
Speaker: I've seen that on Facebook. I'm sorry about that, man. Yeah, it kicked my butt. Yeah, bet. That was one of my real homies. Yeah. That's one of the guys. You don't see him any more. You don't see him much more. You kind of had to distance this up, but damn, you realize who some of your real friends were.
Speaker: We kicked it hard. There was times we couldn't find a way to go. He knew other places and when I look for the follow. Yeah, when I tell you the whole city knew him, the whole city knew him. Go ahead. We acted up. We cut up. I know he had been fighting cancer for a couple of years and my homeboy called me yesterday said his mom called him and told him.
Speaker: And so he hit me up and I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He just said everything was good. He said, I know mom said she would get him up one morning and call the name. He didn't get up. She went in there to go wake him up. She tried to shake his body. His body was cold. I said, God damn. Sounds like he hopefully went to sleep, man. Oh, yeah, yeah. And you know, I just you got the hopefully you got the peaceful sleep and, you know, going out of the rain way. But that dude, man, he rode with us so hard.
Speaker: Always a fun living dude. I either wanna, I either wanna, when my time comes, I either wanna go out in my sleep or I wanna come out the exact same way I came in kicking and screaming and covered in blood.
Speaker: There's no in between. Like for me, I'd rather go in my sleep. Just checking up. Well, for me, all things outside of biblical norms, it's a great conversation. Yeah, but it's a broad conversation. I'm not going to lie to you. It's a very broad conversation. I really cannot say on camera.
Speaker: I'm sure it's probably already been said. Yeah, you all please take care of your health no matter what. Please take care of your health. I already know it. I already know. I already know. Yeah, I'd rather go out in my sleep. Please take care of your health regardless, no matter what. Everybody, male, female, old, young, all of you. Get your health on. You want to spend money on something, spend it on your health.
Speaker: Mental health has really been taking a toll on everybody because one of my crew guys, I had a cosign to let him have three weeks off because he just received word this morning that his brother like took his life. Who? Because just all this, you know, all this stuff going on in our society and all that and whatever demons, you know, conquered him and
Speaker: So I'm still waiting on that call. I told him, I was like, hey, I'll call. I was like, when I get off of work, just give me a call. I'll pick you up. We'll go talk, whatever you need. I'm there. Yeah, exactly. Well, because I hired him. I hired him. We're real cool with each other. It's just like, you know, it's just like as a just like, man, because I know it. I know what it is because a year ago I lost like a girl I cared about deeply took her life a year ago.
Speaker: Around this time. It was the 18th was the anniversary Right So, I mean it's just like this whole Whole last two years have been rough on everybody mentally and emotionally. Absolutely. That's what our question. I Was talking about that before you came up. That's what our question That was just last year
Speaker: That was just a few months ago. Man, I didn't know about that dude. He's going to stop sending me that damn picture. Yeah, it was rolled out. It was an accidental overdose. And then your pops just passed away? Damn, man. His pops passed away right around the time my dad passed away. He was about a month after my dad passed away. And to go back to what you said earlier, Jay, you're not going to get much compassion from us about anything because we all know you too well.
Speaker: You know what, Jay? Let me be honest to you. You always look like a dude looking like somebody who needs to vent. And you was sarcasm shows the way that you're hiding something. I've always detected that about you. I kind of see what it is now. Oh, absolutely. If your brother just passed away a few months ago, that tells me a lot of what's been going on with you. Because I was seeing him like, yo, what is happening? So your brother was in Atlanta. Because I know where Buckhead is.
Speaker: Jay Jay and I have actually over the years Jay and I have actually had a couple serious conversations. Mike, you're good. I've seen a message man. Take your time. When you get down, when you get down to the, oh, did he send a message? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Nope. You're good, Mike. If you don't make it tonight, no worries. It just popped up on my butt out.
Speaker: Like I said, Jay and I have had some serious conversations throughout the years. He's a good dude. I love the guy to death. But we do spend the majority of our time just busting each other's balls. Yeah, he busts balls all day, but I can see the real dude in him. I say the same thing about Coachie Poo.
Speaker: I can see the real guy in Coachee Poo, even though he's just a practical jokester, he's like a little imp, but I can see his real side, and Jay's got a real side too. I deal with Jay on purpose, cause I promise you, if I get to New York and I got time, me and that dude gonna grab a drink, it's gonna be a mess. We gonna grab a drink, talk some shit, probably slap each other in front of the bomb, make everybody look and tell them go away. I have a very strict don't drink with Jew policies.
Speaker: Mainly Jay, mainly Jay from New York. I would have that policy if I was scared to dance with him, but I just might try a chance one day. I'll just go. Jay and I have talked about when the opportunity arises for us to get together and hang out, we're going to have fun. Yeah, he said he was going to dance with you. He seemed like a decent dude. I'm just going to try one of them. Yeah, he's a good dude. Everybody's got their ways.
Speaker: I swear, Edward needs a commercial. He just needs his own motivational YouTube channel. Just like, Ed Talks. Instead of Ted Talks, Ed Talks. It's all about optimism, positivity, and looking forward. I understand that. I do not dance like an Egyptian. I don't walk like an Egyptian either. Pause. Three, two, one.
Speaker: Filter, filter, filter, filter. I got a new thing. It's called a filter. It doesn't work sometimes. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. Way to go, lady. I'm still trying to, I'm still trying to, trying this new filter thing out. It's fun. It is fun. Because I can choose to filter or I can just say, nope. Here's the fun with a filter. You want to say something. Here it comes. You want to say something, but you don't.
Speaker: and you get a kick out of washing everybody, try to figure out what it was you was going to say. That's the fun about a filter. You're going to learn that shit one day. You want to know what I'm going to say? Yeah, because his filter, there's holes in it. Yeah, my filter is like Swiss cheese. But hey, don't feel bad because sometimes buff filter, it flaps, it heals, it flaps.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. I just, uh, you know, uh, the last couple of years, uh, I've tried to filter out the negativity and the, and the bullshit and the drama and stuff like that everywhere. I just don't, I just don't have time for it, man. And I know sometimes I get frustrated on here and you know, and I kind of spout off, but you know what? It's only, you can only be nice for solo. Yeah. Yeah. You know,
Speaker: Yeah, Christopher Walken walking in a movie has a has a line about a lion and how he's tired and he's sitting in the sun and it's hot and this that and the other thing and the jackals start nipping at his heels and taking his food and all that shit. And then one day the lion just gets up and tears everybody apart and eats every damn thing and reminds that jackals that it's still his kingdom and he's the king. So I feel that man. Yes, I can look on his face.
Speaker: Mm hmm. And when you're coming from walking too, you really feel that that that that speech. That man scares me. I ain't even gonna lie. Like there's there's. I love them on a problem. I love them on a prophecy. Oh, yeah. I love them on a prophecy. Yeah, he was he's been good in a in a lot of things. A lot of things. Prophecy. The prophecy was awesome. I watched all of them on purpose just to see him.
Speaker: It was a invite, bro. I bring you up. Another personal, nothing crazy. Don't try to figure out what I want to eat. But keep the religion at bay. Can you do that for me, Edward, please? We avoid that on here. Hi.
Speaker: Man, I really want Chinese food for some reason. Chinese food will hit. I'm gonna give you a kicker. I know. I'm gonna give you a kicker. Get like beef fried rice and put some lemon pepper on it. I had like the... You and that lemon pepper, man. I had like Chinese fried rice on my... You'll thank me. You'll thank me, trust me. What'd you say to get? With Vietnamese style egg rolls. Yeah. What'd you tell me to get, Tony?
Speaker: Beef fried rice. I'm making my little notes down here. See, I make all these notes periodically throughout the show, so I don't forget things. If I have something to bring up, or I want to bring up, or somebody brings something up that I want to... Yes, ma 'am. Yes, ma 'am. I don't like fish, though. That's the thing. Yes, ma 'am. Yes, ma 'am.
Speaker: I like seafood, but I don't like fish. No disrespect, ma 'am, but you, Old Trucker, me, and Slap Nuts up here, we need to go find a restaurant for that on the menu. Slap Nuts. Tonight, he writes, beef fried rice. With lemon pepper. Shut up, Jay. With lemon pepper. You'll thank me, trust me. That is a peaceful sleep. If you really want to get crazy, put some Swiss sauce teriyaki on it.
Speaker: Hold on a second. Let's try that one more time. There we go. Okay. There we go. Maybe. Possibly. I have no idea. I don't know how this thing works. What's that? Big note, of course.
Speaker: Hey, you know what? Since I quit smoking, here's the problem since I quit smoking, man. Because I've been about a month without a cigarette now. Congratulations. Not even remotely thinking about them in any way, shape, or form. If you're not even thinking about it, that is a huge milestone. All bullshit aside. Huge. I am eating so much more. You need a salad and fruit. That'll help you.
Speaker: Seriously. Hey, how you doing? Yeah, no, it's just my appetite's back. So, which is fine because, you know, I go to the gym and I, you know, I'm working out and everything like that. So, but yeah, stop smoking. I'm trying to drink less pop. Now I try to keep it to like maybe two a day. I'm drinking more water or flavored water. I've got these like these flavor packs.
Speaker: And I bought zero sugar and shit like that. Water is boring to me. It's so boring. So I got out. How are you doing? You can't hear us. Yeah, I don't know if you can hear us or we can't hear him. You can't hear us. Well, I can hear you guys. I'm just. Now we got you. Yeah, no, I just want to come up. Someone asked me about ERO ERO ERO is events.
Speaker: They happen to all of our lives every single day. There's nothing that we can do about events, whether they're created by us or created outside of us. Then our response, which is the R, our response to those events will determine the outcome of how we handle life. That's all I want to go up and say.
Speaker: I can go back down into the broadcast, into the cat. But that was it. And thank you so much for allowing me up. I do appreciate it. Don't take it lightly. Oh, absolutely. Thank you so much. No, absolutely. You're welcome here. That's the only thing we ask. It's just kind of our rule of thumb right here. We don't do politics or religion. Nothing personal, nothing like that. It's just, it's touchy subjects. We like to come in and have fun and all that fun jazz. I don't think anyone's a little touchy. Neither one.
Speaker: So I thank you very much for letting me out. Yes, sir. Yeah. Your voice is low, bro. Your volume's low. Voice is low. Is that better, Tony? Yes. All right. So, but no, that was it. I just want to come up and explain the E .R. role. Gotcha. Oh, appreciate that. Yeah, because I see that in the comments, and I was kind of curious myself.
Speaker: Yeah, DRO, just events. We all have events in life, regardless. It's all seasonal, and we all have seasonal events every 18 months.
Speaker: No matter who we are, we are going to be impacted by someone passing away in our life. Agreed. Whether it's a family friend, neighbor, a co -worker, everything. That's just the norm. For the last 33 years, that's how it is. Yes. But every year there's seasons of hurricanes or NATOs. It's how we respond to each one of those events. And then we determine the outcome, how long we want to hold onto it or not. That's all. All right? 100%. Thank you so much, guys. Yeah. Have a good one. Thank you.
Speaker: I'll be down in the chat box. Like Tony says, I still can communicate with explanation as a question mark. How do you think? How would you do? I think you'd ask me. I'm working. Impact. Hey, now there's nothing wrong with a little bit of positivity in the chatters box from time to time, because sometimes it gets a little crazy in there. Yes, it does.
Speaker: Lord knows I've been the crazy one in the chatters box. It's crazy. You hear me now? Yes. There we go. Okay. All I was saying was if you guys look at most of the social media platforms,
Speaker: 99 % of it is negative. I just try to bring a different aspect. That's all. No, it really is. That's why we try to come in here and have fun and keep it lighthearted and just crack jokes and hang out for a little bit. I've been out of your broadcast. I just sit in the background listening. I take note. Don't take too many notes. Sometimes we get a little out of hand.
Speaker: Oh, no, no, I take those notes because I have a sign on one of my, I follow the rules of the road. One of the rules of the road is do not enter. So you guys give me an explanation of a place like this. All right, guys. Drop it down. Hey, Brian. Good to see you, man. Good to see you, too, sir. Have a good one, then. Have a good night. Thank you.
Speaker: If I'm not smoking cigarettes, then you don't vape either. What do you mean don't vape either? Yeah, I'm vaping. Just nicotine and timing. But the vape is also a lot better for you than cigarettes. Considering it's literally three ingredients in vaping. Vegetable glyglycerin.
Speaker: and propylene glycol and then you have your artificial flavorings and of course the nicotine however much you want to put into it and the two main ingredients are literally in everything we eat and drink every day look at look at your look at your ingredients of what you're eating or drinking and it's literally all in there same with the artificial flavoring
Speaker: Understood. When you buy the disposable ones and whatever the gas station sells, yeah, there are a lot more chemicals. You don't know what's in there. They're not listed, but when you go to the vape shop and you buy your juice, and I've looked up making it because I was going to make it before. I was, too. And it's actually really easy to make.
Speaker: In all honesty, it's super easy to make. Uh, it's just a matter of buying the artificial flavoring and getting the right mixture and everything down. So, but yes, this that I buy at the vape shop, it's three ingredients, four ingredients, I guess, if you are the artificial flavoring in the nicotine. So I'm still weaning myself off the nicotine, but I'm not smoking cigarettes anymore.
Speaker: I've actually brought my nicotine down from 9 to 6. I got my shit too. I thought about making it. I've actually dropped down from 9 to 6. I don't know how Mike does 50. And it's that salt nick too. And that shit, it hits hard. That salt nick liquid.
Speaker: That hit, it hits hard. Especially when you're putting it into a mod like this because they have mods that are designed for the salt neck. But when you just put it into a regular mod like this, it's like a kick to the chest. It's ridiculous. I keep the thin pins like this on purpose. You don't kick out too much exhaust. You can barely find these in the stores. Now don't mind the battery card.
Speaker: The battery part is now about the pin coming off. I bought this last year. Each battery I've had has lasted me five years. Your tank. These? Yeah. I just don't have the charger for them. These are my original set. These are for probably 12, 13 years old. Bring that green one closer. You can see they still work. Yeah, bring the green one closer. Is that a ping attack? No, this is my start. Evo with Evo.
Speaker: They know it's a, it's a, it's a my start. What's the other one? That's how old these are. These are like 13 years old, man. This is when I first started. The silver one. What kind of battery is that? They're internal batteries. So you actually. Yeah. You take it off. Yeah. Like this. No, you don't, it doesn't come off. You're the same foot like I do. The tank comes up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But then you charge it on the top. You need the charger.
Speaker: Your gas stations are happening. Not being front of your gas station with the Middle Easterners? Oh, no, they do have them. Or you can go on wishing order. I got mine off a wish. Yeah, the vape shops actually have them. I'm going to go ahead and feed you guys that do. I'm going to go ahead and grab you. Greg, give me something to eat. I'm starving. Had nothing all day today. You need to go to Bucky's and get a brisket sandwich. I'll be back on later. Chopped brisket sandwich from Bucky's. That's what you need.
Speaker: No, I'm I'm actually going to uh busy boy. Give me some Mediterranean food. Oh god. Alright. What? What's going on? Go get a salad. I've had. Look, I had. He said, go get a salad. You fat bastard. That's what Tony said without saying it. Get in your belly.
Speaker: Thanks, Joe. But yeah, I mean, I've got, dude, I've got, I know this is an audio show, but I'm just showing. I've never heard of that spot. What is it called? Busy Boy? Busy Boy. That sounds like a... Yeah. It's Mediterranean, it's a Mediterranean grilling cafe. Okay. That sounds like a bathhouse. So I can get, I can get... Rubbin Tuck, where you want to get a massage for men. Like lamb tippy kabobs.
Speaker: It's like Mediterranean it's like Mediterranean rice
Speaker: like basmati rice and then yeah I know white rice and I know so normally I get like a chicken I feel like a ticket tiki marsala you know like grilled chicken over like yellow curry over like
Speaker: There's only two rice. There's white rice and brown rice. You got regular rice and dirty rice. And I'm a little bit of boat. Exactly. Unbelievable. Get your food, bro. We'll be here. All right. Later, everybody. Be good, man. See you later, bud. Man, it's raining food. Fucking boy.
Speaker: That shit old, that shit old. If you get the wrong thing, it'll rock you. Like Indian food, I love Indian food. And I don't even know if there's an Indian restaurant, well there used to be up at Easton in Columbus, that he used to go to. I don't even know if it's still there. Boy, I would tear up some food there, all day. It's good, get them kebabs and shit. Basically it's all day, you know, that's what they specialize in was those kebabs.
Speaker: from when I was in the Middle East with the military. And when I get around the smell, it's just like, I start to revert back. Nothing against them, but it was a rough time for me mentally. I had to have a mindset when I was over there, so I tried not to discriminate against them, but they got beef on rice with some decent type of grits. Me and the wife went a few years ago, still was trying to eat different foods, and it drove her nuts that I wouldn't do it. Just try it, I don't want it. Why? I don't have a taste for it. Okay, fuck it. If I eat something I don't normally eat, I'm in the bathroom for a day.
Speaker: Yeah, because I don't eat crazy shit. I'm trying to help your ass. You gotta live with me. Yeah, Dr. G, it's really good. I didn't think I was gonna like it the first time I tried it. We also had this place, Mongolian...
Speaker: barbecue or whatever but you basically went in you went into there and you they had like a buffet style so you put all your ingredients on the bowl and then they you took it up and they cooked it right down the like hibachi style or whatever yes oh my god and it was basically like a buffet man i would go in there and get so damn stuffed my raw food buffet is exactly what it is a raw food buffet
Speaker: Yep, they cook it all up for you. You put whatever I'd go in there and eat four or five bowls and barely they'd have to roll my big ass out Go ahead and get the ham electric dolly out here and wheel me out. I Can't move. It's not a joke. It's not a joke I can eat now. I don't you like that anymore. I used to but I
Speaker: I'm getting older and I'm slowing down. I feel my diet changing. I'm really going on. I'm probably going to start sticking on chef's salads and fruits for a while. One is going to save you money, two on four all day.
Speaker: Make a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich. You get a decent chef's salad. Here's a fruit. You could. I ain't got a fruit. Go ahead and mix that bacon, egg, and cheeseburger. Mix that in there. I'm eating healthy. Ignore this. That's Red Robin. If you ever go to Red Robin, they got their bacon fried egg. Man. Never mind the triple bacon, I'm about to scarf down. I'm looking at it, and my arteries are clogging. That brick was bacon, egg, and cheese, though.
Speaker: Yeah. But I'm trying to make like a Friday sandwich at night, take it to work, make like a ham, egg, and cheese sandwich on a bagel. Yeah. And I'm good for the day. That's breakfast. Yeah. That's breakfast. Sometimes I'll do that when I go to the grocery store. I'll grab either like the bacon, egg, and cheese croissants or something like that, the little frozen ones. And you know, I'll throw it in the microwave while I'm getting ready for work.
Speaker: You know what, they might be trash, but they're good. My project soon is going to be trying to make my steak egg and cheese bagel like what McDonald's used to have. I'm actually, Joe, that's the great thing about... That's what I'm doing. And I've always said this, I eat like shit, but as long as I'm working out, I'm good.
Speaker: You gotta burn that weight into that fat off. What's so lit it be? How you doing? I've been trying to stay away from carbs. I'll do pasta. Hey, later, later. But the macaroni and cheese I'm leaving alone, the pasta I'm trying to leave alone, the cheesy stuff I'm trying to leave alone, but I gotta have that bacon -naked cheese breakfast. It's not the bacon -naked cheese or like turkey -naked cheese bagels. For breakfast, I'll make two of them.
Speaker: have it in the morning at night. I'm not really starving or hungry. I'm gonna eat some food or whatever and I'm trying to I gotta get 10 more pounds down. I give myself that down to 210. I need that.
Speaker: Yes, I know. Jody said, I can't believe how little you guys eat. She eats more than we do. Jody, if you want the truth, ma 'am, I am ridiculous. I will go to IHOP, get the steak tips and eggs for breakfast. I will go to Burger King, get a WAPA combo for lunch, and then I will go to a buffet for dinner. I used to damn near do that every day. But I've seen pictures of myself. My stomach looks ridiculous.
Speaker: So I got to get the gut down. Once I get the gut down, then me and Glick won't look like a threat when we're in public before we beat the shit out of somebody for saying something to us. It's camouflage. It's camouflage. That's kind of like me smiling all the time. It's camouflage. Look at the smiling guy. He's all right. He ain't going to do nothing. My chat is like a 30 second delay. No, you're good. Appreciate you coming through, for real.
Speaker: Yeah, when Jody and I first started talking, she's like, I hope you know I eat. And I'm like, OK. Great. That's good. We both go to work. Yeah, I'm like, that's good. Don't be afraid to eat. First time I went out there, we got pizza. I do know that I was in the service, but they did give us a lot of carbs, starch, and protein, not necessarily sugar. And a lot of that was to build stored energy. I did do that for a while. But like I said, my stomach,
Speaker: This bad boy's got to go down. I have to wait. When I drop this down, I can still be at 220 and look like I'm fit. When I get this old diesel hybrid down a little bit, then I'm going to be OK. That's what I'm working on. I told you, I got a project. By the end of March, there will be a shirtless broadcast. I told all the fellas in New Year's, I'm throwing a challenge out to everybody. We got to see who's in the best shirtless. We already did a shirtless Saturday in here.
Speaker: We got to get in shape. All the fillers. This spring and this summer, people are coming out the house. How do you want to look is the question. I'm already in the gym. That's the thing. I don't already wear a canal. Well, I'm not where I want to be to look like that. I'm swole. I'm jacked. I make the rock look small. No, you don't. Okay, I make Spike Dudley look small.
Speaker: If you may speak, do you see Divan in the news? He was in the hospital for something yesterday, the day before. Really? Yeah. Yeah, because I just seen an interview that Bubba Ray did. Yeah, he's not doing it, bro. And he said that him and Divan were looking to come back. Divan was just in the hospital for something.
Speaker: They were saying something about, Bubba Ray was saying something about wanting to come to AEW because it's the only tag team championship they ain't helped. Yeah, he had a stroke on the fourth. Damn, Joe, that's awesome. No naked podcast. No, there won't be any naked ones.
Speaker: I think you asked to be, yeah, we sure you let it be. Thank you, Shaka Khan. I'm going to leave it. I got a couple of people that's telling me all that queerness. Well, let it be, I didn't say naked. I said shirtless. Now, if you really want to be crazy in our district, what I just said was, I said shirtless, non -discriminatory. Yes, please be a risk on that one. Some people need to get their shirt on. Some of us need to get their shirt on. Somebody, someone was feeling themselves when we first started, when he first joined the podcast and decided that
Speaker: We're going to do a shirtless Saturday, da, da, da, da, da. And then Jeff and I are like, all right, next Saturday, shirtless Saturday. That lasted all 10 minutes because he was cold. It wasn't me. No, it wasn't you. You got something to wish me happy to share, but not going to. Yeah. I've done diets. I'll be right back, Tony. You're good. I've done diets. I know what I got to do for my body, and I know what has worked.
Speaker: I'll be honest, but I got to change a lot of my eating habits because I have realized that with me, a lot of my weight is in my midsection. And I kind of advise it to any and everybody. If you can get your midsection down, you're going to get 75 % of what you're trying to get to. Because people want to look right. You want to have a thin abdominal area.
Speaker: Excuse me, once that starts working properly, everything else kind of flows and filters out right there. So that, yeah, that's what I'm working on. I can do the sit -ups, the crunches. I get the pushups, but I got to get, I also got to stretch properly. And then you want to look right. When you get in shape, you want to look right. You'll look like yourself in the mirror, but then you take a picture of yourself and you see something wrong. That's one of the challenges I've had to present to myself. When I was in,
Speaker: I was a Panama City back in 06 to 08 and I was in the gym. That was 07. 07, I was in the gym hard. Four times a week. I was at like 250 pounds, everything. Damn even my weight, I was 245. But I also saw a lot of my guts. I did a deep time sometime, dropped down to 120. I mean 220.
Speaker: And it was all stomach, literally. It was all stomach. I'm like, OK. So I got that bad boy down there. But I was looking more ripped and everything. I said, oh, OK, now I get it. Now I get it. Because I don't like diet. I refuse to diet. If I'm going to the gym, I want to go to Corral afterwards. I got to replenish everything I just got rid of. That's me. I'll go to the gym.
Speaker: I'll go to the gym and work out and then leave the gym and guns taco bell. Cause it's on my way home. No, I'm going to go to the crowd. They got steak on the bus. I want to get a couple of things. Yeah. We don't have golden. We don't have golden crowd up here though. So let me cross about 15 days, 15 rounds a day or close to me, I should say. So I could kind of have one of my guys that used to be in the military with, he was a pretty much bodybuilder weightlifter. He said, your body doesn't need more than 50 grams a day of carbs. I've seen that to be correct. Tell me if I'm wrong.
Speaker: Yeah, and you know what 50 grams of carb, you know what's scary? 50 grams of carb is one can of soda for the whole day. I was young back then, I said, no, that's not gonna work. That's not gonna work, no. I can drink four cans of soda a day. Carbs of sugar, that's alcohol, I agree. Soda, I agree. But I drink so much water in the desert, I don't wanna see that shit at the time.
Speaker: That's all we had to drink literally every day. You need to wash your mouth all the time. Yeah, I know. Go back over there. Mind your business all the time. Water, yeah. That's why I've been trying to drink more water than anything else lately, but you're fine. Almost a good time. Go ahead, I'm sorry. I can't. This is bland. It's boring. Let me give you a hint. I'm going to give you a hint. When you wake up, this is all out of LL's book. When you wake up in the morning, two glasses of water.
Speaker: just to get your body working right, and then do all your exercises, then eat afterwards. That'll bring your gut down. I would say that was BS, but LL's been in shape for 30 years, and he really bothers the hell out of me. I ain't ever seen anybody stay in the shape like that for 30 years, it's ridiculous. I drink coffee with heavy whipping cream and water, that's it. Everyone is carrying about seven days of nutrients in our livers. Now I usually have, you can't really see how big this is, but this holds about,
Speaker: I don't know, maybe 32 ounces, 36 ounces? Yes. And usually I'll have three or four of them of water in the afternoon when I get home from work. In a whole day, half of your body weight in ounces of water is what you need for your body to function properly. You can follow that habit with what you're doing. You would be scary about it, son. I'll go ahead and tell you. You'll be scary. You'll be scary.
Speaker: The last thing anybody wants to see is a big Caucasian dude with a long beard in shape, not scared of you. Okay, let's just be clear. Not scared of anything. Not scared of you. No, I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to get jacked or anything. Like you said, I just want to, and it's going down. I just want to lose some of my midsection and then tone up a little bit. I'm not trying to get all big and jacked. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't have the time to maintain it.
Speaker: That's the problem. I don't have the time. I will get tired of going to the gym. It will get old. It will get boring. I will damn stop. But can I do 150 sit -ups every morning when I wake up? Sure. I did it in college. I did it when I was living by myself. Yeah. I used to give myself a real kick. But do I want to? Yeah, I used to give myself a real kick and be like, I didn't care what time of day. I didn't care when it happened. Three times a week, I was going to do all my exercises. Awake, tired, drunk, it didn't matter. I didn't maintain myself pretty good that way.
Speaker: I started the beginning of the COVID and I'm lifting it home. Yeah, it goes to that shotgun. Stay and say please. Steve, you lucky I like you. I got to deal with you and get my good God. Pain's just my man though. Makes some goddamn sense for once. That's my man right there. I be messing with him all the time.
Speaker: Yeah, no. No, Jody Jody Jody is a little bit more dedicated to the gym than I am. She'll get up at four o 'clock in the morning and go to the gym and I'm like. I should go to the gym today, but I got the podcast and then I'll be rushed and everything else. I'll wait and I'll go tomorrow. I don't like going to the gym being in a rush. I want to go in and take my time. Yeah, I get the I get the better effects. I get the better positive results if you will. And it's best. I need to have a spotter though.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't like to go and I don't like to go with anybody else. I just want to go leave me alone. Let me do my thing. I got my earbuds and I can't stand the gym bros that try to talk to you in the middle of work. I said, dude, go, go somewhere else. Yeah. You know, you go top with all the time. No, I got to get up at four, four 15 to go to work. Last thing I'm doing is getting up early to go to the gym.
Speaker: Now I did have some coworkers, they would go before we came in for work and they said they were feeling better during the day. It makes sense. It makes sense. Oh no, you definitely do. You get all that, you get the blood flowing, get your heart up, you get them endorphins kicked in and all that fun jazz. Yeah, you know, that's the problem I have is when I get done at the gym, that's why I try not to go late at night anymore. Because I used to go, like when I was down in Charleston, I was going six days a week. And some days I would go like seven. I don't need more than four. Yeah, I don't need more than four personally.
Speaker: I will go Monday was legs, Tuesday was back. Wednesday was chest, and then Thursday would be arms. And then I would swap it out. It'd be Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, or Monday, Tuesday, Thursday. But those are the busy days in the damn gym. Well, that's the nice thing about my gym. It's never busy. And right now, I'm waiting for all the
Speaker: the New Year resolutioners to get the hell out of there. You know what I used to call them? Two years ago, I called them New Year's resolutionaries. Yeah, right? And you know who they are too, Chris? They come in there, they come in there with all the, they got brand new shoes, they got the...
Speaker: 80. They're wearing those under armor shirts. The way this is like, come on. Is it, is it March it you're going to be done in a couple of weeks. Get out of here. You're fucking everything. I'm going to be here past February. I did about six months straight. I was about two 30 on the base, two 30 on the incline.
Speaker: Curls, I got to about 70, 80 squats, I got to about 70, 80 squats. I was just pushing it. And then a super pullover was my favorite machine. When you're sleeping back and going like this, that's how you get your core right. Aw, man. Yeah. But all I really do is upper body. I don't worry about my legs. You got to.
Speaker: No, trust me, I don't. My legs are huge. Well, I knew a guy. He used to come to an old job, and his lady was picking on it because he was walking around all swift and bold. Yeah. She was like, man, his chest is fine, but his legs are ridiculous. His leg is out of proportion. I like to die. I said, I'll never look like this. Well, my legs aren't huge, but they're good because I work on campus, so I walk around all day. And a lot of times, depending upon the building I'm in, I'll do the stairs rather than an elevator. And walk flat for it.
Speaker: You wanna burn your thighs, take your stairs flat footed. Cuz I was like, I tried to run up the stairs one time, then I walked real slow. I was like, why are my thighs burning? When the guy was working, we said, yeah. He said, that's the real workout. I said, okay, I'll take that challenge. Long day when your thighs are burning, I'm gonna tell everybody. So I don't gotta worry about, so I don't gotta worry about, I see you guys talking about smoking weed, Jason. I don't smoke weed, so. Smoking stoners.
Speaker: I'll say that out loud. I'm not even mad at you, but goddamn. All of you, man. I get it. You smoke weed. You're like a crossfitter or a jeep driver. You got to make sure you tell everybody 20 times every five minutes. Listen, Glickburg. Why are you calling me Glickburg?
Speaker: I'm an honorary Jewish member of the Jewish community now, courtesy of Jay. How do I do that dance? I gotta learn how to... That way you kick your feet and shit. Dude, that shit is hard. And even when the Russians do it, they come down and come all the way up. I'm like, I tried to do that shit one time. Boy, you're talking about your legs will be burning. Golly. This is constant. Mine's prescribed.
Speaker: Glickberg by the side. I need you to look at my state and look at my career. I need you to work on mine, please. That'll calm me down around here. Might get rid of my... It's medically in Ohio. Dude, we got four fucking... What do you want to call them? Dispensaries? Distributors. Dispensaries in Newark. There's four of them. Newark ain't that big. Doesn't matter. That's where the money is because the whole state is going to come to you. Now I knew it was going to grow.
Speaker: Mm hmm. See for me, I can't touch it. I can't touch it at all. Two grow grow farms in New York, just outside of town. I almost went to work. I almost went to work for one for security. They'll they'll take the job away from us if I did it because I'm a federal employee.
Speaker: And they put a letter out two, three years ago. You can't invest in it, have stock in it, be in a business with it. They did nothing. I was like, damn. I said, I saw that coming. No, I know. I don't know. I don't smoke weed. Tony doesn't. That's how I can remember shit. I don't smoke weed. Half of you motherfuckers up here can't remember yesterday. And I got jokes.
Speaker: And then here he is. So tedious, these are like, never touch the stuff. You motherfucker. You a damn lie. You better watch out. This man's about to get struck by lightning. You a damn lie. I know better. Look at the lawnmower, man. He coming from your ass through the computer. Yeah, right? I have been in way too many of your lies. I know better. That yard of yours is a motherfucker. Companies will fire your ass here.
Speaker: Yeah, there are a lot of locations in Florida, Joe. A lot of them. They are all about that medical marijuana. Yes, the senior citizens down there. Without question. Without question. Oh, you sit by ass. Better not. You better not be too close to a church. You in trouble if you are. You better stay away from the trees in your backyard.
Speaker: Take your ass inside and stay in the house for the rest of the night, man. I'm scared for you. I'd try to say a prayer for you, but I'm not the praying type, and I don't think a prayer's gonna save you. I said I'm about to eat some medical chicken Parmesan. I'm gonna check them chives. Yeah, right? Uh -uh. Yeah, I don't have to calm down, little boy. Mm -mm.
Speaker: Y 'all are hilarious. I don't do it. Honestly, I tried it twice in high school, and it just wasn't my thing. People are overdoing it personally to me. I've known people that smoke weed all my life, but motherfucker doing it now. I'm like, Jesus. People at least take a day off. Now y 'all wake up with it. I understand, though. If you ain't got no pain, go for it. If you ain't got no pain, go for it. That does look good, Jay. I ain't going to lie. Did you cook that? You didn't cook that. Yes, little boy.
Speaker: I might. You're not taking it today, kid. You might break it. Yeah, that's right. Oh, okay, Joe. Yeah, that's what I said. There's four locations in Newark, and I think there's two farms where they grow it in Newark as well. Let me go put her in the bed. I'm about to eat a pie. Oh, that's all right. We got to get ready to wrap this up anyway. It's about that time. I appreciate it. It's Monday. This is fun. We don't stay on here, too. It goes to all of you up here here. Once again, to all of his followers. Thank y 'all for wanting me here, accepting me.
Speaker: and allowing me to be here. Glick, I appreciate you as well again. Thanks to my followers that are still around after my mini meltdown Saturday. Everybody's entitled to it once. We just got to reciprocate and get over it. Chaka Khan, I appreciate you as always. I will be in touch because I got to holler at you this week. Mama Glick, you take care of yourself, ma 'am.
Speaker: You take care of yourself, damn it. Who else will miss you after this? Good eye, Joe. I didn't see Steve. How you doing? My bad. Oh, yeah. I think he snuck in. He kind of slid in under the radar. Mm -hmm. Let it be. Appreciate you. My man, I appreciate you. Mary, I do that. Watch out. Watch out, Pena. You better be careful with that. Mary, I take Latino stuff. I had to go back with the 80s one day with Noah one day. I'm going to have to do that with him.
Speaker: We found out something about Tony last week. You might want to be careful with that Latino stuff. Tony Smith was here. OG Classic was here. OGE. Bobby Shadow was here. Yeah, thanks. Yeah, Bobby, Edward. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We had a nice little nice crew up in here tonight.
Speaker: Go watch wrestling while he falls out. There you go. I think Steve wanted to let it be his girls. Let it be. I'm not sure I heard it. I can't confirm it. I can't confirm it. But if you don't want your privacy to be kept, your privacy can be kept. Let me know anytime. But your privacy can't be kept. I don't care what you are.
Speaker: We ain't here having fun and being cool. You are welcome. If you ain't a problem. You can be a damn T -Rex as long as you behave. If you ain't a problem, we don't give a fuck. Yeah. The only one that's allowed to misbehave up in this bitch is me. I see you, man. And sometimes Tony. Meow. Meow. And sometimes Tony. Watch your mouth. Don't let his beard fool you. He's got a feminine side.
Speaker: What if you're a cartoon? I prefer sensitive, not feminine. Thank you very much. That's a good answer. That's a good answer. I'm in touch. I'm in touch with my sensitive side. Sometimes I touch my sensitive side more times than I should. And we're done right there.
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Speaker: I'm gonna get up, bro. Y 'all take care. Appreciate you as always, homie. Appreciate you, man. Have a good one. We'll see you Wednesday. Y 'all take care. We're gonna wrap the show up the only way we know how with a little blacked -out mojo. If you guys are not already or if you've never heard of these guys, these are our guys. Go check them out on all social media anywhere you stream music. Go give them some love. We'll let them know we sent you, and we will see you guys Wednesday night. Customize and save with Liberty Mutual. I got ad. I got hit by an ad. God damn it. Every time.
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Speaker: the darkness underneath. There is something empty out in the way that you live. Is there something you're hiding? Oh, darling, I'm afraid of this. Are you making cause you're living in the dead of me?
Speaker: Why are you staring at the ceiling till the morning light? Is your heart pounding with a secret that you can't keep?
Speaker: I've been sitting here waiting Still out the window in the street Watch strangers come round the corner Hoping it was you and me But I pretend not to notice The distance in the ranks
Speaker: When you put me a little closer Smells serious, smoking lights Are you waking cause you're worried to get up and die? Why are you scaring at the ceiling till the morning of night?
Speaker: Keep your heart down, you'll be the secret pain. Tell me where you can stay. You're not the only one who ever needed to speak. Scream it loud as you'll die of demons. Laughs make you weak, and that's how you can't see.
Speaker: Every night the ceiling's in the water
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