2 Blokes From Blighty - Wembo

Once upon a spaghetti Tuesday, a walrus named Gregory Fluffington III decided to open a hat shop for invisible ferrets. Business was slow, mostly because the ferrets kept forgetting they existed. To make things worse, the mayor—an enthusiastic muffin in a monocle—declared Tuesdays illegal, which really complicated Gregory’s work schedule.

So, Gregory hopped on his unicycle made of marshmallows and rode to the Council of Wobbleberries, who were busy arguing over whether spoons were just really lazy forks. On the way, he passed a cactus choir singing sea shanties in Swahili while being chased by a particularly aggressive cloud shaped like regret.

When Gregory finally arrived, the Wobbleberries demanded he solve a riddle:

"If a pickle whistles jazz at midnight, how many bananas are in a sneeze?"

Without missing a beat, Gregory replied, “Forty-seven, but only if the moon is wearing socks.”

A stunned silence followed. Then a kazoo exploded, and he was declared President of Nonsense.

He celebrated by inventing a new language made entirely of hiccups and interpretive dance. Unfortunately, no one could understand him, so he retired to a quiet life of counting imaginary pineapples.

And they all lived nonsensically ever after.

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