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Speaker: Let's go, biddies!
Speaker: Yes.
Speaker: Almost got me. They could hit a little bit. They did too. Me too. I was like... What's going on guys? You want to go? I didn't know you were going to get me. Yeah, almost. How the fuck are you? He's already on coming hot.
Speaker: What's going on everybody? Welcome to yet another nonsensical nonsense. As always, he got me and myself and I click hanging out here. You heard Jeffrey. He's hanging out with me. How are you doing tonight, sir? What's going on, bud? I've been cleaning up my toys. And we got the big dog. I don't know where he's at, but I see him on the screen.
Speaker: That new voice that you guys are hearing yeah officially yeah the newest member we went from a three -man crew to now a four -man crew and
Speaker: who will also be joining me on Monday nights for our third show of the week. The one and only, my brother from another mother, Mr. Tony. Well, Conda forever. We are so woke. We have our token. Mike.
Speaker: We officially have our token black guy with the type of this look at Italian eyes. How you doing? How you doing, Mandarin? My man, the man, what's going on? There he is. What's going on, big dog? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Fuck that token. Shit. I want my cash value. Fuck all y 'all. You're like Tyrese from Fast and Furious. You just show up for the paycheck. Fuck you.
Speaker: Shout out to the chatters box what's going on you guys? Everybody on Twitter already hitting those likes and retweets. I appreciate the shit out of y 'all Speaking of the social media if you guys are not already
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Speaker: Yeah, go ahead. I had a question today, and Cam got it sent to you. I did see the email. But he asked how long he had to get that in, and I told him today. Well, originally, I said four, because I forgot we'd arrive at eight. By end of this episode, by end of this episode, is that all? Okay. What's what I'm looking for?
Speaker: lists or your list just just yeah just have your listed all all this application submitted yes for this week yeah we will post it on oh yeah we need to know about it
Speaker: I only take the first four that I get, so the first four comes in in no particular order. Make sure you have your name and like your handle or whatever and your five of the most iconic one -liners from movies. Speaking of the starting five, as the people's champ, I will once again be putting my title on the line this week because I'm a fighting champ.
Speaker: Well, on top of that, Tony D. has had his list since last Saturday. Speaking of the list and Tony D.
Speaker: Now that he's an official member of the show, he is in the running to come for my crown. I don't know why I did that to myself. I probably should have kept him held down. He's the only one that stands a fighting chance against me. I had to make it somewhat entertaining. You guys were boring me.
Speaker: I'm like Roman Reigns. I've done runs through everybody. There's no competition. I've beat everybody. As I said before the show, the picking order, once again,
Speaker: For those who don't know goes in order of whoever place last goes first So Tony since this is your first time you have first draft pick. Okay, then Mike then myself then Chris I beat you last week Tony voted Tony got votes This is true. This is true, but this is officially able to win
Speaker: No, no, no, he's been in it for a while. But he could never win. This is the first time he could win. Whose segment is this again? Ultimate Loser. Wait, wait, wait. I'm brand new to the show. Let the man speak his peace. I could take this. And I can accept the challenge that he presents forth being a new member. I will. I see what he said. If you all will not mind, I would like to place an even ground for everybody up here as an intro. Exactly.
Speaker: to any and everybody. Coachy makes me sick. Everybody in here do not follow Coachy Poo. He talks more shit than Donald Trump when he's a president. I said it. Everybody follow Coachy. Not only follow him once, but follow him twice. That is basically do the exact opposite of whatever the one Democrat says. Oh, gotcha. Well, since we brought up the subject. I don't even take offense. Fuck y 'all.
Speaker: The one thing Tony and I disagree on is politics. Yes, Father. That's not here, no there. We're not going to break that rule. By the way, Tony, I just got to say... So, Michael, what are you saying? You're saying that because Tony's brand new, he should be the last one to pick? Is that what you're trying to say?
Speaker: I think he wants to reshuffle of the numbers, mainly because my votes have counted, even though I wasn't in the running. Right, OK. But how many votes did Tony get last week, and how many votes did Mike get last week? I was told two. I got two. No, last week. No, last week Tony got two. Tony got six. Jeff got five, and I had seven. Yeah, Tony, you killed it last week. That's what he said. That's me. OK. Mike, you can go for himself last week.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm so confident in my choices. I'm so confident in my choices he can have first. I don't know, Tony. I got one. I got one that's best Tony off to no end because I'm going to steal it before he can. That's why I'm insisting on going first. Yes, you do it. OK. Well, before we go, before we go, before we go. I will go all the way to Iowa and slow your throat.
Speaker: Before we completely beat this horse to death the entire fucking show. You know what? Whose audio? Is that Mike's audio? Go to time out. Go to time out. No, it's actually Mike's. Mike's. Oh, that might have been mine. Mine was awful. Yeah, that was Mike's audio. No, Mike's was glitching out.
Speaker: Okay. I know mine was off too. I had to put him in timeout. Let's see if he's done. Bring my man back. Bring my man back. Bring my man back. Bring my man back. I had to put him in timeout. Are you done? He automatically looks better now. He looks like the disembodied always when he comes on camera. It's okay. It looks like this motherfucker should be working at the Haunted Mansion at Disney.
Speaker: You'll stick to the words of wisdom, calm down, you pre -mature ejaculate motherfucker, you just bustin' all over the damn show. I was gonna say, you know, came under the show hot talkin' shit about our list and we haven't even got there yet, but that was kind of my fault.
Speaker: Mike, by the way, Betty's calling you out on the, on the, on the chat. She's saying you better have a good list. But I was going to ask. Yeah, go ahead. Oh, go ahead. Mike, what were we, what were you going to guarantee yourself? I, I, I am guaranteed because I do not guarantee, uh,
Speaker: Tina's vote, or Betty's vote, or Cheyenne's vote, or any of these other people's votes. So you're saying you didn't panic? I have to earn them. It's like, everybody else. Eddie, Eddie, I have both. So there are other people, other than me, in these things. And I have Gideon's vote. Mike, do me a favor. Mike, you're glitching a little bit. Check the audio settings for me real quick, please. I'm not being funny for real. Check your audio. Go to audio settings. Turn off everything but echo cancellation. That one should be in purple. All of us need to do that, please.
Speaker: That way will come across. Oh, okay. Okay, I had my volume. Yeah. Put the volume on, put echo cancellation in purple, put everybody else in gray. There you go. Echo. Okay. Is that better? Yes, you're louder, you're clearer.
Speaker: Okay. All right. Listen, everybody actually might be loud as fuck. Yeah, you're really loud. Yeah. You might want to turn it down. Yeah. Turn it down. Please. You sound like a fucking military ti and shit. It's like full metal jacket with your ass right now. All right. Watch out. I'll fuck with y 'all. I believe come down about halfway. Let me hear you.
Speaker: How this is this better? Is this better? Is this better? Is this better? This is better. There you go. Come up a little bit. Come up one more notch. Well, I'm adjusting. Right there. How's that? Right there. Right there. Now, actually come up a little bit more. But I want to make sure when you're done. I want to make sure you're not coming up a little bit more. Yes. He got a delay, too. You stupid. Oh, that's so much damage. There you go. Right there. Right there. Right there. All right.
Speaker: Yeah, he might have to. He might have to. All right, sorry. Refresh again. But you got glitching still. Refresh your page. Drop down and come back up real quick. Like, refresh the whole page. Just do that. See if that helps. You want me to refresh? We'll all glitch you through, Michael. OK, buddy, thank you. I'm checking mine now. Everything is in place for me. Like I said, fellas, echo cancellation should be in purple. Everybody else should be in gray. That should optimize everything. That's what I got. I don't ever have any issues.
Speaker: You got issues outside of the podcast. You ain't fucking wrong. You are 100 % accurate on the fact that I have issues outside of the podcast. Hey, speak. Talk to me, Mike. I want to make sure you sound good. I'm sorry.
Speaker: All right, so how's this? Is this better? Excellent. There we go. Perfect. Perfect. Let's rock. Let's rock. All right. Speaking of issues outside of the show, as of today, boys, one week without a cigarette for this guy right here.
Speaker: Congratulations. I've been killing these motherfuckers. Let me tell you something. Every day is an accomplishment when you don't want one. And I'm telling everybody who has ever smoked, every day counts. By day 30, it should be out of your system. If you vape, I'm not mad at you. Make your nicotine as low as possible. Do not go below three. Do not go above nine.
Speaker: This is for me to you. I'm at a six. Everything I do with this. Yeah, mine's at a six. 50, month of 50. Nah, fuck this. Congrats. All bullshit aside, if you ever see this, congratulations. Anybody who has ever seen this, every motherfucking day counts. I'm talking to you.
Speaker: If you ever smoke and you make it through a whole day, you did something. Just keep doing it again and again and again. It's a bitch. The first two weeks hurt. The third week is good. The fourth week is withdrawal. Then you're fine. I got y 'all. Shit. Let's go. I smoked for like 16 years before and then I quit smoking. And I quit smoking for about seven years, eight years. And then when I came back home, a whole bunch of shit started going on.
Speaker: The stress started piling on me, so I started smoking again for the last couple of years. In all honesty, in this week, it's been really easy for me. Only one time this week was I craving where I wanted a cigarette, and it wasn't that I wanted the cigarette. It was more of the habit, because I was sitting here playing video games. And I wasn't doing anything, and I wanted a cigarette. So it wasn't that I - Every urge lasts 20 minutes. You've got to fight those 20 minutes. Anybody that's trying to quit smoking, I'm giving you another service of a motherfucker.
Speaker: I've quit smoking more than once. This shit is much better than Nicorette. This shit is much better than Chantix. I've been on that shit. I'm telling y 'all, they got drops you could take that'll take the nicotine out of your system to give you a monster headache. I know all that mess. I know all that mess. Well, that was the first couple of days. That was a struggle right there for me. I was getting a headache because of the nicotine, the actual element, the actual element is on your brain.
Speaker: Yep, exactly. Yeah, that's what I said, he looked like he should be working at the Haunted Mansion in Disney. Don't be mad because I got class. We were working, speaking of Tony's beardless face, Blazin and I were getting on him last night and told him he needed to grow his beard up because us three knuckleheads were up until four o 'clock last night.
Speaker: For no damn good reason, others just do it. Glick is a brand new, he is brand new to the block of the Haps horse. That's what's wrong with me. I want him. Well, Haps horse, you hear me here? The bitch on the block. It was fun though, it was fun, it was fun. Yeah, we had fun last night.
Speaker: I paid for it today though. I was at the gym working out. I got about halfway through my workout. I was like, God damn, I am tired as shit. Then I had to come home and do podcast stuff and get ready for tonight's show. Yeah. Yeah. You're welcome. Bitches.
Speaker: The oldest motherfucker on the podcast, though. You're welcome, bitches. I got you. I thought he said he's the oldest. No, Mike's the youngest. Oh, shit. You look like the oldest co -host on the podcast to me. No problem, no problem. Let's get to the list and then your time will show up.
Speaker: Let's get into microphone so we can get into the domination that this is. It's approval. I will do my bit. I say go. I'll let it slide. I'll accept your offer. But no, there will come a day where I will come to you for a favor. And you will have to accept my favor with no questions asked.
Speaker: Please I insist sir, go ahead. No fighting. No fucking fighting. Fucking fighting. Words of wisdom. Words are some such bullshit. My word today is the most valuable thing anyone can do to another. It's not money.
Speaker: It's not jewels. It's not buildings. It's not possessions. You can lose all of that and get it back. We're talking about the one thing that you cannot get back, but you spend every day and that is your time. Your time. It's a valuable possession. You can give to anybody and people. What time do you?
Speaker: deserves respect into you do or what they do or or anything for investing our time into this podcast everybody that listens like you are so bad refresh again
Speaker: I caught what you were saying. Time is valuable. It's not taking value. Time is valuable. Fully understood. However, I want your broadcast to come across as well as us. Come out of money. You can buy back time. None. Yeah, let them refresh. I like what you said. Those are good words. Those are good words, honestly. Those were good words. That's a good one. James, what's up? Classic, what's up? Betty, what's up? I guess first of all, James, no. Thank you. We can tell you nice how you're doing. Right. We are not shaving our beard, James, or our heads.
Speaker: Especially since I was told last time I shaved my head I look like a penis in witness relocation. He did look like a penis in a witness's picture. Yeah. But his beard looked fake. So it looked like he had a glued on beard. Plus I was already informed that I am not allowed to shave my beard. Give me a mic check, Jeff.
Speaker: I mean, Mike shit. I think it's your motherfucker. What's up? White guy, right? All right. Yeah. So with that being said, you know, let's look the same. Thanks a lot. That being said, invest your time. Agreed. Absolutely. Well, and what Mike just said is something that I've been
Speaker: trying to get somebody to understand the last few weeks. But I always have time for her no matter what. I think she understands, but she appreciates it. Yeah. No, you can say anything you want. You can say things until you're blue in the face. It's all about your actions. Agreed.
Speaker: So with that, with that being said, because I know I'm going to struggle to get you three off of this, let's go ahead. Mike or Jeff, you really got to get you an intro for this or something. I know I got to build something. I'm waiting on my phone. I found out that I was going to go through AT &T, but they wanted, um, what is it like a grand? I'm not dropping a grand on the phone. Just get a plan.
Speaker: yeah exactly starting five this week is best movie iconic one -liners and uh we've agreed that mike is gonna go first
Speaker: Since Tony got technically beat me, I'll go after myself. And then Chris, since he won, I'll go here last. And it is 1 -1 -1 for the first one.
Speaker: Michael, what is your number one draft for best iconic movie online? Well, what if he didn't do this? I've only picked six picks. I got a real quick question. I got a real quick question. Who's got the background noise? That probably me with Jason. I'll mute my mic till I go. Go ahead. Because Jason watches TV. OK, no, I was just curious.
Speaker: little bit distracted. So with that being said, I wouldn't be me. I only have six picks. I'm going to do it the way that I want to do it. That's because that's the only way that I know how. Well, don't play any out of the research. Don't know. No, that's the idea. I'm going to play through.
Speaker: Don't play any audio. If it's copyrighted from a movie, you'll get us completely muted across the board. That's what happened with the music top test. If it's a copy written movie or anything like that, and if you play the audio for too long because that's what killed us with that Ray Charles one because we went too long with it.
Speaker: And they muted us across the board at Facebook, YouTube, Twitch. The only one that didn't hit us was Twitter. But everybody else hit us. And I had to actually figure out how to pull the audio off of Twitter from that episode. And I could never do it again. I don't know how I did it. But I had to pull the audio off of Twitter. Yeah, it sucked.
Speaker: It's a good idea Mike and it's one that I thought about too to be honest with you 100 % I was gonna do the same thing To get the correct effect on it We know the line
Speaker: No, we don't, because he's going to do some obscure movie that nobody's ever even heard of. There might be. There might be one. One or all. So go ahead and go. I got some curveballs. I have some curveballs. I do have one that doesn't result in any gunfire. Well, you know, you motherfuckers get to the point. So well, we'll go ahead and go with your with your number one or number one. My number one is I'm your huckleberry.
Speaker: Timstone. OK. From what? I'm your huckleberry from from Timstone. Don't kill me. Good fucking. It's about Kilmer. Good fucking really good. And you know what? Week number one, but OK. Not on my list. Not on any of my list.
Speaker: That was the only one I'm going to steal what's going to take. Tony, I know he's going to take it if I don't. So you're next correct? You're next correct? Yes, I am next. I'm going to Jerry Jones your ass. Come on. Oh, that's OK. Because they call me Mr. Tibbs. That was my last pick. That was going to be. I knew you were going to do it, Tony. And I knew I had to take it. And that's exactly why I put it on my list. That's why I put it on my list.
Speaker: I wasn't thinking that, but I'm going to compliment that. I wasn't thinking that, but I'm going to compliment it. I put it on my list because I thought Tony would pick it, and I was only going to use it as like a last pick if he didn't pick it at all, just to make him do that right there what he's doing. I knew it. So Tony D, what is your number draft, sir? Before I get started, I would like to ask a question.
Speaker: Does it have to be a one line or can it be an entire phrase? We had to remember. It could be a phrase. Do you have to remember Jeff has to type it all out? Yeah, it has to fit. Because I have a couple phrases. For instance, I'm going to use one that I don't think it would be clicked. As an example, the inconceivable from
Speaker: Princess Bride, I give you that. I would give you that. I would give you that. OK, but he says the line that I'm explaining is, you keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means. That would be the iconic line. So you can use that. That shit was classic. That shit was classic as well. That is a classic shit. You'll just have to dumb it down. If there's a long phrase, because I had a couple of phrases, you just have to dumb it down. Let me.
Speaker: Admit to you all, I wrote a list down, but when Mike said he had six, a new one came to my head. Bing, I am brand new on this show. I thank everybody. I'm honored for the appointment, for the votes, for the recommendations, for the suggestions, for everybody who let me be here. So let me start this off properly. My movie quote that will not be forgotten is, Denzel Washington,
Speaker: in Malcolm X. Oh, I say and I say it again, you've been had, you've been took, you've been bamboozled, run amok, walk with it. I just, I just, I just told, I just told Jodi this morning, we were talking about the list.
Speaker: And I told her, I said, I know Tony is going to do something from like Malcolm X or something like that. I knew he would. Thank you all. Thank you all. Thank you. I automatically assumed it. And that's why they call me Mr. Tim. You assumed it. I love that fucking movie. That shit was iconic as fuck. Amazing. Sidney Portier is one of the greatest actors. Yes. Yes. Your starting five.
Speaker: So my number one pick is probably one of the coldest lines in all movies. And this is a iconic franchise, and I dare anybody to tell me anything differently. From Rocky IV, Ivan Drago, if he dies, he dies. As Apollo Creed lays on the ring, dying.
Speaker: Coldest motherfucker award ever goes to Dolph London for that one four letter There's five letters Rocky for I mean five words is five words is five words. That's a good one
Speaker: Well, I wrote it down four words because I just like I just shortened shortened it because I only have like this much space on my paper You're in trouble
Speaker: number two my favorite movies man since I can't do the audio I'm gonna do it man is taking a bath in a bubble bath walks into the bathtub he says do you want to know how long I've looked for you and how long I've had to learn how to shoot with one arm
Speaker: Next, you know, bam, bam, bam, bam. And the guy stands up, puts his hand. So we're going to say, if you're going to shoot, shoot, don't talk. The good, the bad, and the ugly. Good. That is a good song. Lester. I don't remember that. OK. So if you're going to. Shoot. Shoot. Shoot. Don't talk. Don't talk. They're good.
Speaker: The bad. And the Michael. All right. Did you catch that dress? Yeah. The number three for Michael is. Number three, once again, I have to play this out. Set's going.
Speaker: gentleman is with another with with our mink character walks in the door got introduced with red hair they walk to her brother and he he says that I'm here at a court your sister and the brother says if you're the lad on this world and if she's one of the world I still say no
Speaker: And he said, that's all right. I'll just talk to him. My brother stands up. He says, you make one step. I wish the dog's on you. He said, you say one word. No, he said, I'm going to count to three. And then I'm going to lose the dogs on her. He said, if you count to three, you won't hear the man count to 10. John Wayne, the quiet man. If you count to three, you won't count to 10.
Speaker: That was a lot to be addressed when all you have to do is say the line. You'll hear the man count 10. The man. And I have Tina's vote. What's that for? Then you guys can say. Don't worry. I already had Tina's vote off the Rocky one. There's nothing you guys can say. I have her vote. From what movie? The quiet man. I don't know. It took you 45 minutes to get that vote.
Speaker: How long it takes is how long it takes. That is extremely obscure by the way. Now it's my curve ball. It's the only one it doesn't result in. Let me show you how to do a curve ball properly.
Speaker: Show me a great one. I knew you were gonna pick that. I knew you were gonna pick that.
Speaker: Betty, I was thinking Scarface 2. I'm not going to lie. I was thinking Scarface 2, right? Go ahead. And since this is the world's greatest podcast, I have to mention the world's greatest on -air host when he says good morning Vietnam. That was one of our reserves. I love it.
Speaker: So Tony, number two of three. One of the most infamous movie phrases ever across all platforms, all genres, all demographics for the past 30 years. Wesley Snipes.
Speaker: as Nino Brown when he says, sit your $5 ass down before I make change. Absolutely. That shit hurt my feelings. That hurt everybody's damn feelings. I like that. I'm going to use that. What movie is that from? New Jack City.
Speaker: I'm thinking about making another change to my list based on what Glick said for the most evil phrase ever in a movie, but I don't remember exactly what he said because one of the most evil phrases I've ever seen in a movie wasn't even with grown -fos, it was with kids.
Speaker: I don't want to disqualify myself, so I'm going to leave it alone. I'm going to look it up first. My third pick, for sake of time, no disrespect to the podcast. Thank you all once again for allowing me to be here. The movie screen.
Speaker: when they were describing how to do a movie, how to write a movie, and what not to say in the movie. And that motherfucker looks at everybody and says, I'll be right back. Yes, I do watch white movies. That's okay. I do have to say, that is like a really white movie. Dude, that movie was classic. Have you seen the previews for the new one, Tony?
Speaker: They're bringing everybody back. It's another sequel, but they're bringing the original cast back. Appreciate you. It looks good. Thank you all. Thank you. I'ma watch it. I'ma watch it. Thank you all. Thank you all. Okay, Christopher, you're number two and three. My number two and three. I got a curveball for you, boys. It's one of my favorite movies.
Speaker: I'm gonna go ahead and tell you guys what movie it is and you'll never guess the line in a million years. But it's from Top Gun. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, okay. Top Gun, Top Gun, come on. I can figure it from one word, Trami.
Speaker: Goose, you big stud. Take me to bed or lose me forever. Show me the way home, baby. You saved my nerves and you ran out of my way. I love that scene in that movie. I love that scene in that movie. As we said before, the one movie that Meg Ryan is super hot. That was one of my favorite lines and I love Top Gun.
Speaker: And number three. I thought this was going to go a little bit lower on my list, but I am not really worried about anything on my list being taken just because we are all four all over the place. That's right. But we did good this week. We did real good. Yeah. One, Mr. Maximus Decimus Meridius.
Speaker: Are you not entertained? Was on my backup list. I never had that one. Well, that was a special one -liner, so. I never had that one. That one had to go on my list. Much respect, much respect. Gladiator? Yeah, that was Gladiator. Gladiator. I almost said sportsman, but Gladiator. OK. Michael, you're number four. We're going 1 -1 -1 again, boys. Michael, number four.
Speaker: 4 hours later Since we dance around this, I'm just gonna go ahead and say it. You can say it's Lil Hank Fruit if you want to. It's one of my favorite lines in any movie, period. But it's with
Speaker: when he turns around and says King Kong ain't got you on me.
Speaker: That was a whole damn speech, man. That was a speech. They say you're going to do anything. They say you're going to do anything. You motherfuckers. I'm here. You program. You'll be in basketball and pelican baguettes if it wasn't for me. I'm the police. Y 'all just live here. King Kong ain't got shit on me. And they walked away from Ms. Moby's ass too.
Speaker: Number four, I'm going to take one that is the ultimate low hanging fruit. But surprise, it wasn't taken already. Mr. Bruce Willis. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's why it wasn't taken. Yeah. Because it was the lowest. It was basically on the ground rotting. It was so wrong. I know. But it was fermented. I'm currently getting drunk off of that fruit as we speak.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. It's a great pick, but it was too easy. Number four. Oh yeah, it's a great line, but I mean, I don't know about y 'all three, but when he said iconic one line, that's what popped into my head. Yeah, the first thing. Yeah. Hey, Pookums. Hello, Pookums. Number four, please.
Speaker: I'm going to make a change to my original agenda. Please forgive me. I'm going to add this on. This comes from the movie Justice League. When Superman holds Batman and says, you won't let me live, you won't let me die. I just have one question. Can you bleed?
Speaker: Yeah. That's a good one. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. I made a change. Good movie too. Was that from Justice League or that was Superman versus Batman? That was Justice League when they brought him back. That's the original. It's on the original too. No, it was in the original too.
Speaker: It is four hours and at the four hours I wanted another four hours they need I was up with the others and stop bullshit
Speaker: Exactly. DC's gotta stop bullshitting ass with the rest of the movies off of that four hour one. Sweet Jesus. Oh, yeah. Please continue. Please continue. Please continue. Number four. Number four. I understand. Max Steiner's inspired. He's not coming back.
Speaker: Uh, no, I think he's... He quit. He just did Peacemaker on HBO Max, which if you guys are not watching Peacemaker on HBO Max, you've got to, because John Cena is a goddamn fool with that character. I know, I gotta get Prime again, because I want to see Reacher. I want to see the new Reacher. Yeah, I gotta get Prime.
Speaker: I gotta get Prime back so I can watch Reacher again, because I love the Tom Cruise movies, but everything I've seen, the previews and stuff that I've seen with this Amazon Prime version looks good. And they got an old boy that played - They make him look massive. Yeah, he's a big boy. I saw the previews. He's a big boy. They don't need to make him look massive. He's a big motherfucker. Everybody else they got, the main girl in the season, she's just a wee little thing.
Speaker: Well, yeah, but that dude that dude is fucking a monster like he's in he's in Teen Titans on HBO Max He plays honk and he towers everybody and he's he's a monster Yeah, he's me for my number my number four pick Keeping with the swerves
Speaker: And I feel like for as much as I like this man, and we've done movies and this that and the other thing, he hasn't got as much love as he deserves because, especially when two other guys like to hate on him all the time. But it's Mr. Tom Hanks. In a league of their own. Are you crying? There's no crying in baseball. There's no crying in baseball. That's why I'm the king.
Speaker: That's a good choice. That's a good choice. That's a good choice. That's a good choice. So Michael, with your final number five, three -hour speech to give us the one -liner. I just had beer come out of my nose.
Speaker: I'm going to go with this. I'm going to go with this. I've been debating this this whole time. I'm going to go with this one just because to me, I feel like this is just all the state you could say to someone that you're about to kill. The scene is we're in the middle of a battle Indians against the British.
Speaker: Sorry, fell asleep. Indigenous people, please. Indigenous people. Indigenous people, I guess, right here in the French and Indian War. Got it. French and indigenous people. Indigenous person called Magua. If you would shut the fuck up. I'm trying to be PC. I'm trying to keep us from getting canceled. All right. All right. I'm trying to save you. Don't worry about it. We'll go with his name is Magua. He shoots down this general.
Speaker: and he's laying down on the ground he puts his foot on his shoulder and he says gray hair before you die I want you to know that I will kill your daughters and wipe your seat from this role forever and then pulls out his eye and then cuts a man's heart out and eats it
Speaker: He gives the proper narration
Speaker: That's nothing compared that's nothing compared to to two of the ones that were on my list that were like phrases that I'll give them to you guys when we when we announce our you know, our honorary mentions Betty of nails from the page field no Gibson last of the Mohican is what I said, right? Last of them. Yes
Speaker: And Jeffery, your final. My final. Well, since you guys gave me shit for my yippee -ki -yay, I might have to change it up, but I kind of really want to pop my fifth. And go with another low hanging fruit? I don't know. This is a low hanging fruit, but it's not the lowest of hanging fruit. It is. Shitter's full. Can't handle the truth.
Speaker: That's a good one. It was on my list, but it was like the very bottom of my list because it is. It is an easy call. It is going to be if I thought about it. I looked at it. I have I have one that was so obscure that I thought Mike was going to take it. I'm about to fuck y 'all up. I'm about to fuck y 'all up. Are you running with that, sir? Yes, I'm ready. Are you running with that, sir? Are you ready? Fuck my shit up, homie. Fuck my shit up. Is it my turn yet? Yes, it is my turn. OK. It just came to me.
Speaker: I wanted to be equal. I've chosen phrases from movies that are primarily black, phrases from movies that are primarily huge. So we're going to do a combination of the two. We're going to have Gene Hackman, Crimson Tide,
Speaker: They're fueling their missiles. We don't have time to fuck around. I'm done. I have not seen that movie in forever. Thank you. Fuck with that list. Fuck with that list. Fuck with that list. I am here.
Speaker: I mean, I think I've already fucked with that list. I basically made that list, my bitch. From the bottom of my heart, I'm gonna tell you, you have no idea who you are fucking with. You are talking now. As I said in our group chat, if you come at the king, you better not miss. I don't miss.
Speaker: You didn't think none of those. You didn't think none of them. No, I didn't think of them because I knew that you were going to pull them. I already, I know you guys. The only one that surprises me, the only one that surprises me, the only one that surprises me, and he doesn't even really surprise me that much, is Mike because he pulls the most obscure nonsense out of nowhere. They're good lines though.
Speaker: So, ah, take your time, think hard now, think hard. Make that M on your hat mean something, motherfucker. Well, I mean, I pulled the top gun quote, I pulled the coldest line up of all time. Gladiator, Tom Hanks. I got so many options here. Where do I go with it? Take your time. I'll tell you what, take the whole two and a half minutes on the clock. Oh, I didn't know we had a clock.
Speaker: They do an NFL draft, there's a clock ticking. From when Harry met Sally. Oh, what the fuck? I'll have what she's having. Yeah, that was on my back. That's the best you can fucking do. Yeah, that's the best. That's all he's got. Okay, that's the best I can do. That's what the best you can do.
Speaker: Well, I had I had on my backups I had on my backups and the only reason I didn't do this is because it was really long There's two of them. I actually had another line from Harry when Harry met Sally which was kind of a little cheesy a little corny, but
Speaker: But when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to start right now. But I also have, from the usual suspects, and again, I know this is really long. That was pretty fucking good. I like that. I like this shit. Yeah. From the usual suspects, the greatest trick the devil ever...
Speaker: Yeah, from the usual suspects the greatest trick the devil ever the devil ever pulled was convincing the world He didn't exist and if you've never seen the usual suspects do yourself a fucking favor and go watch that goddamn movie Because you'll watch it and then when it's over you're gonna watch it again Because you're gonna miss a lot of shit the first time you watch it and then when you watch it a second time you're gonna go oh
Speaker: But then I also had Tony, one that we were discussing last night. I want you to be nice. From Roadhouse. The Dalton speech. What if he calls my mother a whore? Is she? Let me be clear. I did not use my intro as one of my movie phrases. You know that, right?
Speaker: I know. I had an intro from last night. I thought about this shit. I thought I was actually kind of surprised you didn't. I really thought you were going to. I'm playing fair. And that's why I didn't use that Roadhouse one. It was because we did it so many times last night. Well, let me go ahead and give you real quick my backups. I had another low hanging fruit. That'll do, pig. That'll do. From big. Yeah. I had this go to 11 from Spinal Tap.
Speaker: the greatest lack of all time, go ahead, make my day from sudden impact. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Clean this wood, clean this wood, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. If you build it, they will come. They will come, feel the dreams. Okay, feel the dreams. Feel the dreams. Feel the dreams. Yeah, oh yeah, I had that one too. I had that one too. What we have here is family. Yep, I had that one too. I had a cool hand, Luke. I had that one on my list too. I also had Nick Cage. I had that. Wax on, wax off.
Speaker: Karate Kid. Mr. Miyagi. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. And one I probably should have put in. I had it in, but I changed it. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. I'm a pop glimpse now. Casey, I will fight you. We've had this discussion. We've had this fucking discussion, Casey. You know better, sir. You know better, sir. My backup. Wolverine, baby.
Speaker: We can take the cannoli from the Godfather. Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me, aren't you? From the graduate. Houston, we have a problem from Apollo 13. And frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. I don't give a damn. That's right. Gone with the wind. You notice how long there, you know, how many extras that these guys have, Tony.
Speaker: compared to us. We don't need all the extras because we're that goddamn good. There are two up here that we're not caught in that I was going to go. But Mike, I know you had some backups. What did you have, sir? I had two. One. Just saying. Don't describe the scenes. From Pulp Fiction. OK. One was for Pulp Fiction. And I won't quote the whole line. But it's the whole thing starts with,
Speaker: say what more goddamn time i did yeah there's a sam jackson speech in the apartment they ended and it ended with him quoting a verse and shooting the fucker up yes yep there's a lot of lines i looked at bulk fiction there's a lot of lines in bulk fiction that could have been used oh i was assuming there's a scene i wish i never saw in a fucking movie too
Speaker: That's right because I even looked at the you know in France they call this a what is it a royal with cheese? Yeah It's the same one that I'm thinking about no that's not the same one but one of the scenes actually stopped me from everyone hard drugs
Speaker: So I never touched heroin. I never touched cocaine. Yeah, I know, right, Tina? Yeah, Tina, I got speeches, too, but the two phrases I didn't use, but the one scene... Oh, you have one more. I'm sorry. Go ahead.
Speaker: I have one more, just one more. My bad. And this one was quickly down under, after the great man himself, Professor Snape, and that's just because I can't remember his name, is doing a gunfight with him. And he thinks that he doesn't know how to shoot a gun. He gets down and then quickly walks up to him and he said, I said, I don't have much use for one. I never said I didn't use one.
Speaker: I like that. Is he still alive? Yes. Is he? And we're gonna keep him that way. The two phrases that I had that were not used.
Speaker: was when Denzel Washington and Remember the Titans. You're killing me, Petey. You're killing me. That was the greatest shit ever. The other one I had, it was from a TV show, but they also did do it in a movie, so I know it clicked with everybody. Hannibal on the A -Team. I love it when a plan comes together. Now, I will give you the monkey wrench I was gonna throw, but I couldn't have freeze it properly, so I don't wanna...
Speaker: the podcast but Macaulay Culkin and a good son when old boy was hanging off the cliff and he said the little evil ass shit at the end I don't know I forgot what the fuck you said but that was the most I did think about
Speaker: I did have one other one. A lot of people don't remember that, because a lot of people didn't see that movie, just to be honest. Yeah. Well, a lot of people are age. I literally say to my kids. Yeah, I was just saying, a lot of people are age. No, it's just saying. Yes. I did have one. I did have one other one that I've just seen here. Our boy, Jeffrey, Nicholas Cage. Yes. From Con Air.
Speaker: Yeah, I wanted to use that so bad. You can ask Jody, we talked about, I wanted to use that so bad, but we say it so much on here, I couldn't do it. But from Conair, put the bunning down. Oh, you wanted Conair? I had Conair, but I wasn't gonna use it. I had a bunch from Conair. The last thing your daughter's going to smell is my stinking breath.
Speaker: Okay. Nick Cage was a bad motherfucker. Hold up. Hold up. I'm sorry. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on
Speaker: okay yeah well yeah they better not exist because if they exist boy if they exist i'll tell you what y 'all silly it's a little bodyguard right there yeah those are a couple of my backups the original list came through so i gave my backups
Speaker: Well, the crazy part about it is the crazy part about it is we started talking about a lot of these lists. I think it might have been last weekend or the weekend before, during and after. I think it was two weeks ago. Yeah, with Jeff, Tony and Brian and I and they started bringing and I and I told Tony last night, I was like, I'm not going to lie.
Speaker: I forgot a lot of what we were talking about because I drank all my beer during the show and then I drank that bottle of bourbon that Pops and Joe left here. So I got pretty, and then he started, then he started telling me and they all started coming back to me and I was like, Oh yeah, I remember that. But, but when it came down to it, Chris and I weren't doing this because we didn't want to take the show. And Tony.
Speaker: I think that's a good list. Let me go ahead and run through a room. Starting with Chris since he worked. Last one. He had, if he dies, he dies. It's from Rocky IV. Take me to bed or lose me forever from Top Gun. Are you not entertained from the Gladiator?
Speaker: There's no crying in baseball That was comics and I know but I'll have what he she's having Which by the way did pop in my head, but I thought it was too easy Mike had
Speaker: Uh, it wasn't so much of an easy or a low hanging fruit. It was one of those kind of, I, you know, and I think Mike can appreciate this because he, he lives in this world. It was an obscure reference that I knew neither none of you guys were going to, we're going to use the only one that I thought the only one that I thought might use it.
Speaker: was was jeff that's the only one i thought that we might have used that one i think he would happen i think he was trying to come up with a movie phrase none of us would have thought of that's what made this one fun because a bunch of us pulled some shit out of our asses honestly and that's that's what i tried having a conversation on facebook uh you know uh when we did the cars
Speaker: with somebody on Facebook because I was like you have to remember at that time there was three of us now there's four of us so you have to really reach so you you know
Speaker: You're not trying, you know, you're not going to pull the obvious ones because they're easy, but you also want to try to make sure you have something that somebody else isn't going to have. These lists are a lot harder to make than you think it is. It's a lot easier for, you know, like the chatters box to make a list because I'm nothing against you guys in the chatters box. But if you guys have duplicates or if three of you pick two of the same, same things, it doesn't matter.
Speaker: where we can't have duplicates in our list between the four of us. So you've got to really go out there. But something like this was actually really easy. This was probably the easiest list I've ever made, just because I know Jeff and your movies. I know kind of where Mike is at in his world. And I had an idea where Tony was going to go, and he did go exactly where I thought he was going to go.
Speaker: But he had to try to be woke so he didn't look like the more like I am. I am. Oh, I will. Trust me, I was in your life last night. Maybe it's the way that I understand things. Maybe it's the way that I understand things, but.
Speaker: When you went to me, when I think of iconic one liners, I think something that you say either right after you just killed someone or right before you're about to kill. So when I'm thinking of one liners, I'm thinking about that. So all of my one line is an exception to the quiet man. Was all revolving around that mayhem destruction and I'm kind of.
Speaker: You know, you guys didn't go that way. So there was you pulled some from Texas. Right. So we had that list. That's why Betty was saying when Betty was saying this is going to be a tough choice this week. We had that list. This is going to be excellent. And that's the thing. I intentionally tried to stay away from action movies or horror movies because nothing against your pick, Tony. But they're there. You know, that's what action movies and horror movies are known for. I had one quote unquote. Yeah.
Speaker: you know let me say there's always recap break so we had mike pat i'm your local berry if you should get a shoot shoot uh... from the good bet the ugly uh... he had if you count to three you won't hear the man count to ten from the quiet man king kong ain't got shit on me and that whole last mohegan's thing that he's gonna send me in a text so i can copy it down because it's way too long
Speaker: to the entire, the entire novel of Last of the Mohicans. Just give me the script. Laugh, Michael, God damn it. Tony had Malcolm X's, you've been had, you've been took. Sitchel, $5, $5 asks down before I make change from New Jack City, which I looked at that, too.
Speaker: This choice came from the movie Malcolm X. I didn't see you. I didn't hear you say that. Did you put that down? No, I did. I did. Yeah, he had that. You've been had, you've been had, you've been told. And then can you bleed from the Justice League? And they're fueling their missiles. I said them too fast. The Justice League won? We take this for me. He said, you won't let me live. You won't let me die. But can you bleed?
Speaker: just so you get the freezes, right? So everybody could see it. I mean, Superman was cold as fuck when they brought that man back to life. You bring anybody back from the day. That's who they are. Spoiler alert. Yeah, that man. Yeah, that man was cold. And then when he showed up, when he showed up and they were fighting Steppenwolf and started beating the Burks off of that motherfucker, I was like, boy, you don't fuck them. And the last one, the last one was, uh,
Speaker: They're fueling the missiles, we don't have time to fuck around, yes. Crimson Tide.
Speaker: And I say it like that on purpose. I want all of our titles right in the movies, right? So when everybody sees it, they're gonna be like, oh, shit. We got a lot of oh, shit freezes up in here, honest. Yes. And I think that's gonna draw your numbers. From my full list of draft I had, they called me Mr. Tibbs from the end of the night. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepared to die from Princess Bride. Good morning, Vietnam, from Good Morning, Vietnam. Say it right. Good morning, Vietnam.
Speaker: I wanted to use that. I was going to use it. You can't handle the truth from a few good men. So I will, as soon as Mike sends me his novel, I'll go ahead and get everything in here spelled correctly as best I can. Oh, he smokes. There was a, there was a, um,
Speaker: Everybody had good lists. Yeah, it's gonna be a good one -liners. Betty, I agree with you. Ms. Del Fyter did have good lines. I was gonna use Dead Poet Society. Oh, Captain, my Captain, that shit was classic. Well, I wanted... Tina... My first day as a woman and I was already having hot flashes. Yeah. Tina, the courtroom speech from Boondock Saints was good, but from Boondock Saints,
Speaker: when when Willem Dafoe explained the fight. He was a firefight! That was the greatest that goddamn speech in that movie. And William Dafoe was so perfect in Boondock Saints.
Speaker: I killed your fucking cat! That was my problem, actually, with finding some one -liners, because some of the one -liners were only good because of the actors that were saying it, and the way that they did it. That's why instead of worrying about the audio, Mike, you just
Speaker: do like I did, and try to say it with some enthusiasm. A little pizzazz, a little finesse. I didn't think about Al Pacino. I did think about Al Pacino. Oh, what was the devil's attitude?
Speaker: Oh my God. Oh, I looked, I looked at, I looked at the devil. And he's going, and he's going, and he's going. She looks at me. I just fucked her. I just fucked her shit out of her. You never see him coming.
Speaker: The motherfucker said, you said eat, but don't taste. Taste, but don't eat. Al Pacino had good lines in The Devil's Advocate. And I looked at any given Sunday at Al Pacino for any given Sunday. But then you start looking at one -liners and quotes from any given Sunday. That entire fucking cast had so many good ones in any given Sunday. But fucking Jamie Foxx was off the damn chains in that movie.
Speaker: to me personally my favorite scene in godfathers at the very end where the wife is saying did you kill all these people and then my brother and he's just like one time this one time you can ask me my business and she said did you kill these people he just lit the cigarette
Speaker: No. There's so many that it's hard to narrow it down. I think that's why I had, I had, I literally had a hundred backups and I narrowed it down to the ones I met. Yes. You narrowed it down. You had the most. Well, that was, that was the problem. That was the problem.
Speaker: Yeah, I made my list and then I had a couple reserved but there were so many I thought about. But I didn't put them on reserves just because I felt pretty good about my list.
Speaker: Well, you I had Mr Tibbs. I had Mr Tibbs is a they call me Mr Tibbs is a reserve. And then I had a few good men. You can't handle the truth as a reserve as well. So you I mean, yeah, you took two off of my reserve. Jeff. Well, you know, as I said, but with that being said,
Speaker: Is it Thursday yet, boys? Yes, it is. It's Saturday. So it's not Thursday? No.
Speaker: No, we're not even close enough to say we're almost there. We're more like... We're closer to missing. It probably smacked me right in his fucking head to be honest with you. I don't know what's going on here. I just know it's not theirs. If it would have been a dick, he would have caught it for sure. That was like hot.
Speaker: Fucking laugh Michael stop looking so serious Why do I get why do I get excited about certain days of the week Michael Recently now Do I need to do I need to play a little Wayne and refresh your memory?
Speaker: I don't know. Thursday is not on a podcast day, so I don't understand why you're excited. His girl is going to be in town. Let me, let me, I love you guys. Let me help you guys. My man's got to love this podcast. Leave a homie alone. He's got a lot on his mind. I got your back. You got a lot on your mind. Do me a favor. I want everybody in here to breeze.
Speaker: I want everybody to breathe and shake me. Am I my brother's keeper? If you did not tell me what you got going on in your life, guess what? I don't fucking know. Honestly, I'm a mess. Caroline should tell me. Listen to fucking Einstein. Go for it. Listen to Einstein down there. Do the math. He's the guy that literally has to take his shoes off to count to 12. Play the intro music for the break.
Speaker: The heat fuckers is too much. I got your back, Mike. Don't worry. I got your back. Michael, Thursday, my lady friend is coming up Thursday night. And then Sunday, I'm going down there for Sunday and Monday. I love you guys. And I love doing this podcast. I'm excited for you.
Speaker: But some things are a lot more enjoyable than hanging out with you guys for 8 hours a week. Buy some flowers. Buy a card. Make sure you write something in it other than your stupid name. Something sweet. I'm going to one up you on everything you just said. I hope to God you do. I hope to God you do because you get all the help you can get.
Speaker: I don't think I need any help. We're going to break. And we have blacktop mojo, as always, for a break. Awesome. We're gonna come back from break, and your mic's off. Your mic's off. No, it's on. I'm just lip syncing as shit. Go to fucking break. We are going to go take a break when we come back from break. Son of a bitch.
Speaker: We're gonna go to break. We got Blacktop Mojo. If you guys are not already following them or if you have not listened to them, you don't know who they are, do yourself a favor. Go give them a listen. It don't matter who you are, what color you are, how old you are or anything like that. You will enjoy the shit out of these boys from Texas because they do their damn thing. And actually I'm gonna see how well this goes over, but I'm gonna send Matt and Kat a message and make a request for a cover song. I wanna hear them do Simple Man by Skynyrd.
Speaker: right I want to see if it'll work yeah we're gonna go ahead and hit it with one of their newer songs that everybody seems to enjoy
Speaker: So, as I said, if you guys aren't already, go give them a listen, go give them a follow, let them know we sent you. We'll be right back in about four minutes or so. We got what the fuck news and I got a news story for you guys tonight. Last week we upset the transgenders. This week we might set up upset another group of that alphabet warrior section. With that being said, enjoy a little blacktop mojo. Here's only one group.
Speaker: think of please tell me that we're not gonna
Speaker: I've seen them growing and right I've seen the end of the rope I've seen the rain I've seen confusion in the isolation without hope Pulling up a light to strike me And please don't ask me nicely I know you wanna light up the sky
Speaker: I've seen good men come down, seen broken glass in the streets, I've seen the
Speaker: I've seen the fire in the hills I've seen with fear and anger me Oh, let the rain come Oh, let out the light that strike me in please Don't ask me nicely I know you wanna light up the sky But it's been so dark here lately You might as well just take me Nobody's gonna wonder why Nobody's gonna wonder
Speaker: Oh, live the life that strikes me and frees Don't ask me nicely, I know you wanna light up the sky It's been so talkin' lately, oh my Well, just take me Nobody's gonna wonder why Nobody's gonna wonder why
Speaker: I absolutely agree. Wicked. A hundred percent. Welcome back to nonsense school nonsense for the second hour, everybody. Hopefully you guys are enjoying the show so far. We're having fun. I'm Glick as always. We got Jeffrey in the building. We got the one and only big dog looking like he's working at the haunted mansion at Disney tonight. He's here and the brand new addition to the show. My brother from another mother.
Speaker: God help everybody and anybody, if me and this man ever get together, because we know we're gonna act up and act a goddamn fool. The one and only Tony D. Baby, there he is. He's bald, he's beardless, but we let him in anyways. A little Blacktop Mojo would strike me. I agree, Wicked TikTok does need an extended song list for Blacktop Mojo. I've got some songs in Save that I wanna do some videos to.
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Speaker: Monday shows will be a little bit different than Wednesday and Saturday nights, but either way, we'll still be having fun and we'll still be hanging out with you guys and it'll be posted up where you can get every single episode of the podcast on Anchor's Spotify, Google Play, Apple Podcast, basically anywhere and everywhere you get your podcast and jollies from. So go give us a like, go give us a share, go give us a follow, give the boys the old double thumbing. Mike's mic is off, Jeff is apparently dead.
Speaker: But you can also email us if you'd like, if you'd like to join into the chatter's box of champions and submit your own list for the starting five and take part. Our current reigning champion is the one and only Ted at mama's miss Cheyenne who won last week for our first ever chatter's box champion. The starting five current reigning three in a row champion going for his fourth victory in a row is yours truly the one and only Glick.
Speaker: So make sure you get your votes in on the starting five. That'll be posted on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, and yes, even Snapchat, so you can vote whose list you like best. Don't vote who you like best, but vote for the list that you like best. And then you can, I think I didn't give the email, did I? I don't know the email. I just know everything else. Nobody can hear you. I don't read lips.
Speaker: Tony, did you put yourself in a box? Is this Alice in Chains video? Are you a man in the box? We can't hear you either, Michael. I'm going to get it. I said, I'll make breakfast with muffins. You just hold your goddamn horses. Now you can hear me. I don't need you. I can do this without you. You're in my world now, bitch.
Speaker: So welcome back to the show guys. We appreciate y 'all hanging out for the first hour. Hopefully, like I said, you're enjoying the show. Wow. We've got four guys here and ain't none of them talking other than me, so I'm just rambling. No, I'm sorry. I had to move downstairs. We're waiting for you to finish your intro. I don't want to. Yeah. How are you? My intro's done. I got everything out I needed to get out. Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker: Well, you did pre -ejaculate earlier. I was going to go a totally different route and you're just like, and it's Mike's doo doo doo doo makes words of wisdom. They're words and they're full of wisdom. Doo doo doo doo. I am the big doe. This motherfucker, I can't even talk. I can't even I can't even introduce this segment.
Speaker: But anyways, yes. Welcome back to the show. We are here. That was an intense first hour there. It's good. It was good. Nobody really walked on nobody. So that was good. Nobody really took anybody's lip. That's awesome. So yeah. Well, that's, I knew that was going to, it was going to be the biggest struggle for the four of us was trying not to run all over each other and walk all over top of each other. You have got to do something about your mic.
Speaker: I don't know what's going on, but you are glitching out real bad. We're like, you want to solve it. So I don't know if you got new headphones that are. No. So you want headphones? Got to get you out of the base. Yeah, the wires. The wires. That's hooked up. That's hooked up to my mic. That's hooked up to my computer. So I am in Wisconsin. I am in Wisconsin. There's the problem. There's the problem.
Speaker: It's Wisconsin. The same excuse you say yours by yours is so shitty. It's because you're in Mexico. Your Wi -Fi is made out of cheese. What happened? What happened to the laptop and the microphone and everything? I'm in it. Was that? I'm all jacked up. That's it. Is your mic? Are you using your earbud mics? I don't think so. Mike, check your settings.
Speaker: I'm plugged into my I'm plugged into my mic. Maybe it's too far away. I don't know. Maybe. Can you hear me? You better know. Now. Coming out of your words are going in and out. We just want to make sure we hear you all the way through. I can make out what you're saying. Yeah, that's what the whole mic like this. It helps. Why did you just breathe into the mic like some kind of weird creeper that's calling? You know, you're calling some woman in the middle of the night and you're just like,
Speaker: I like your panties. You have a very nice bra. That would've won. That would've won. No, it wouldn't have. That would've been for mittin' on the ground like UPK -A, motherfucker. I'd have been gettin' drunk off that too.
Speaker: I almost named my son, I almost named my son just so I could tell him that. What? I am your father. I am your father and you will do everything I say. Oh! Fucking idea! What? That's only gonna work for me and Tony though, for our starting five.
Speaker: Wrestling catchphrases. We'll be here all day with them. Yeah, we will. As I said, it's only going to work for Tony and I. OK. You can try that shit if you want. I only know like three. That's all you really need. But just when you think
Speaker: You have all the answers. I changed the questions. Tony's gonna disappoint me if you don't know what that is. Take your time. So. Thank you. Thank you, sir. I'm glad that. That guy's your approval.
Speaker: I really need to save these intros where I can find them a lot easier instead of having to scroll through all of our bullshit
Speaker: We are still missing one for the Chatter's Box of Champs. We have Cams, we have Tina's, and we have Appetitions. So we need one more. So if you want to get under the Chatter's Box, submit your starting five by win, by the end of the show tonight. The starting five is D. It's basically the same thing as the classic one -liners, but it is the Chatter's Box of Champs. Hey Joe.
Speaker: So, yeah, classic or just famous one -liners from movies. We got one more spot available if you want to get in before the end of the show tonight. Email it to Nonsense School Nonsense Podcast at gmail .com. I fucking nailed that shit! Yes! Last week, the other night was bad. Last week was bad. I ruined the shit out of it.
Speaker: Don't worry about reading the chatters box Just recap ours real quick cuz I got the intro but I do have one thing I want is actually I'll do the intro and then I'll do it in news and
Speaker: I have Chris's starting five. He has, if he dies, he dies. One rock and four. Take me to bed, lose me forever. Top gun. Jeff, you're real quiet. Are you not entertained when we got out of here? And then I have, there's no crying in baseball. I'm gonna leave it in your own. And I'll have a cheese halide and a paraben salad. My cat, I'm your Uncle Barry. If you're gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk from the middle back ugly.
Speaker: Jeff, you gotta turn your mic back up, man. You gotta turn your volume up something. We can barely hear you.
Speaker: You might sound a little distant, that's why. How's that? Is that better? Yes, yes, yes. Oh, that's a lot better. A lot better. Oh, my bad. So, uh, he also, he also had, he, he won't let me live, but
Speaker: Can you let me bleed? If you won't let me die, I just have one question. Can you bleed? I'm trying to paraphrase because it's so long. I'll give you that.
Speaker: The Malcolm X speech was longer. I'm going to give you the whole speech. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. And then the fueling missiles. We don't have time for fucking around from Crimson Tide. And then I have, uh, they call me Mr. Tibbs. Hello, my name is Ian Matoia. You killed my father prepared to die from Princess Bride. Good morning, Vietnam. You can be Kanye motherfucker from Die Hard and you can't handle the truth from a few good men. No, that is the starting five.
Speaker: Only Tony would probably appreciate this because I feel like me and him are similar on this. I had two. Let's see if he recognizes it. From Star Trek III, I've had enough of you. And first contact to simulate them. The greatest line from Star Wars is, he said me, Cha Cha Binks.
Speaker: Because that is the greatest Star Wars character of all time, Jar Jar Binks. I'll die on that fucking hill. Get the fuck out of here. You're gonna die on that hill. You and the creator Jar Jar Binks is the only one that likes Jar Jar Binks.
Speaker: No, that was that that was no
Speaker: That has nothing to do with you three. No, it wasn't. Is it Thursday yet? No. Told I said you're welcome. Tony, these are so big. If I make them any smaller to fit in the box, they will.
Speaker: I didn't know what you were talking about for a second. Appreciate it. I was going to say, Tony has that problem a lot. It's so big, it doesn't fit the box. Meanwhile, guys like me, I don't have time to play around. It's a fort. Well, no, I'll tell you what.
Speaker: Real quick, are you ready with your intro, Chris? Yeah, I've been ready. No, I've been ready. Just give him a minute. Just give him a minute. Oh, my lancer. Oh, my lancer. Oh, I don't got to read anything. Trust me, I need Thursday.
Speaker: And we can't do the news without Tony's favorite guy. I'm going to tell you a couple of stories. So listen to this. Listen to this. OK, listen.
Speaker: It's part of the news intro, Tony. Don't judge us. It is what it is. I really need, Jeff, we need to, we need to tie that into the intro. So yeah, I got to wait talking to my new phone so I can do it again. Yeah. So, so let me know when you, when you, when you get that and you're ready. Yeah. All right. Let's see. Where are we at in news tonight? Oh, where are we at? Well, thank you for going tonight.
Speaker: Thank you pops, get your boy. He's not gonna act great. I'm not gonna act great. No, you're the man. I don't know, I'm the man, but you're the man. He's above me. He's pointing at me, telling me he's the man. He's literally talking about Trump, Tony, relax. I know. Just sort of make sure you know that. But see, that is the great thing. And this is what people in our world or in our country today don't understand.
Speaker: Tony and I, obviously polar ops, like total opposites from, we have different political beliefs. We have different beliefs on other things. He comes from a different background from where I come from. But yet we boys at the end of the day, like you fuck with him, you gotta fuck with me and vice versa. And that's what's wrong. People can't get past all the bullshit. And I lose my way if every now and then I don't slap me in motherfucker, just so y 'all know.
Speaker: Well, like I said, I got to put hands on somebody a while back, or a couple weeks back, and it felt good. I forgot how that feeling felt. Yeah, right? I don't have much news, but there was one story. Where the hell is it at that I wanted to get to tonight? Where the hell is it at? Okay, here it is. This is what I wanted. This is what I wanted to do.
Speaker: We're going to take the hillbilly limousine up to New York, boys. Excellent. If you don't know what the hillbilly limousine is, the hillbilly limousine replaces nonsensical nonsense number two. We have vehicles here, Tony. We're that popular. Really? We have nonsensical nonsense one. We have a personal jet. We have a personal plane. This is a 747 jet. Yes. We have a nonsensical nonsense number two. Which is a Chevy Dooley.
Speaker: 12 door. So there's six doors on each side. So it's a limo. And I talked to and I talked to my boy Elon Musk and he hooked us up with him with a spaceship for nonsensical nonsense three so we can go to space from time to time. Get to the goddamn room.
Speaker: So Bob's got everything in our driver for all these things. Bob, he's a convicted felon. He's done a lot of shit, but his most infamous crime was the fact that he stole frozen fish sticks and uncooked macaroni from a preschool in Germany. And we hired him part of the work release program. So sit down, shut the fuck up and put your seatbelt on.
Speaker: In a dually, okay. That means you're going upstate because you're not going to the city with that motherfucker. Well, we are going to... Where are we going? We're going to a New York zoo. I don't know where we're going exactly, but I'm gonna let you boys have fun with this one.
Speaker: because the alphabet warriors have struck the animal kingdom. And two male penguins have become a New York Zoo's first same -sex parents.
Speaker: I don't have time for this shit. Elmer, Elmer and Lima, two male penguins have become the Roseman Gifford Zoo's first same -sex appearance of a foster egg, says the Zoo's director, Ted Fox. They are fucking with their loneliness. That is bullshit. Exactly. Yep. A same -sex penguin couple. So they're already a couple, apparently.
Speaker: They got each other's back. They are not a fucking couple. Yeah, it's been done boys. That'd be like saying we were a couple. The four of us were a couple. Yeah, exactly. You're not a fucking couple. But that reminds me, I got a TikTok video that one of you two assholes had to do at me with. Probably Mike. Well, I don't think Tony's on TikTok. No, I'm not. So it says,
Speaker: The males, Elmer and Lima, a two of the 55 Humboldt penguins who live in the Rosamond, Gifford Zoo and Syracuse have become the proud foster parents of an egg whose birth parents were deemed too likely to break their egg after proved themselves to be really good at parenting. You don't stop stuttering through this bullshit ass story. I can't, words are hard.
Speaker: I should pre -read the stories, but I don't, I just read the headlines. But Ted Fox's Zoo's director said in the announcement, some pairs when given the dummy egg will sit on the nest but leave the egg to slide and not incubate it correctly. Or they will fight for who is going to sit on it when they, that's how we evaluate who will be good foster parents. And Elmer and Lima were really good in every aspect of the egg care.
Speaker: The type of bird is considered to be vulnerable in the wild, hence the specific effort to maintain the species' survival plan, which includes breeding and importance of Elmer and Lima's success. Holy shit. It continued that Elmer and Lima's success at fostering is one more that our zoo can share to help people of all ages and backgrounds relate to animals. I'm about to floss on something. So yes.
Speaker: Go ahead and follow us on camera. So yes, we have, we have, we have the first ever same sex partnership that are now parents in a zoo. Well, here's my issue. Tony's great state of New York. When it comes to penguins and with that pipe bomb being dropped, I'm going to find you. No, but it is always the man that sits on the egg. So,
Speaker: If anything, it's a three -way relationship that they don't know who the mom is. Either penguin will sit on the egg while the other one goes hunting and eating. Right, but 90 % of the time it's the male. So I understand that, but that sounds more to me like they're not the same as this couple, they're just protecting the baby. I'm good with that. Exactly, exactly. That's like the mom got killed and boys helping out. And nobody wants to admit it because it's not woke enough.
Speaker: Let's look at this from a science perspective, you know, based on the behaviors that the penguins make for life. One partner, that's it. If anything happens to that partner, they don't make, again, one for life. So the reality of it, really more likely, the reality of it is
Speaker: is one of the males, partner is dead, he's done for the rest of his life. Both of those are probably the same thing and they're hanging out. Like Tony said. Unless you catch these penguins fucking, I would not call them a couple. And they're wrong, they're wrong. Tell me I'm wrong. There are animals that do that, I do not know if penguins are one
Speaker: What dolphins, dolphins have dolphins are the only ones that have sex for pleasure. I was going to say, watch out dolphins is a very triggering subject for Jeffrey. Dolphins are both dolphins are one of the only mammals other than humans that have sex for pleasure. And I don't blame them. Hell no. Right.
Speaker: I mean, I want to come back as a dolphin if I had to. I do want to come back as a dolphin. Yes, I do. Right? I mean, I want to come back as a as a as a as a chimp or a silverback gorilla. You are a silverback gorilla. This is accurate, but still. But the whole calling the penguins. I want to I want to be allowed. I want to be allowed to throw my shit at people and nobody judge me. I know.
Speaker: And I'd be the first one to throw shit at somebody calling us back on a couple. We go, fuck. Well, I do have, and I think it'll be okay. I'll get the okay, but - Chris, here we are, Western Senate Open Time. Why the fuck are you talking? Here in Ohio, oh, speaking of news, I don't mean to cut you off. I don't want to go on a whole tangent about the gay and
Speaker: Not gay and animals and everything else. But in news this week, somebody had a birthday. That's right. Jeffrey. My wife had a birthday. Oh, yeah. Jeff's wife. On Thursday. I mentioned it on Saturday. We did. I actually took the day off work. I made it up today. I worked all day today.
Speaker: We did, I literally grabbed a bar of soap and wrote all over the car windows, Tonya's 30. And we went, I bought her a plane ticket for one of her trips. She's taken a couple of trips with some friends. Bought her the first of two.
Speaker: So not that, but yeah, not that she will hear this, but happy birthday, Johnia. This is from me. Fuck these other assholes. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, ma 'am. You'll be celebrating, you'll be getting ready to do your quinceaire or concierge or whatever the hell it's called. Quinceañera. Quinceañera. That's for 15 minutes. My wife is 30. She's 13? Oh, so she's got two more years. 30.
Speaker: Happy 30th birthday. I hope you guys had fun. I hope she enjoyed her birthday and definitely she does enjoy her trips and all that stuff. But that's from me. Fuck these other assholes. I told you happy birthday last week before I got here. Honestly. Fuck the hoes with the beard. Yeah, fuck those guys with their beards.
Speaker: You're just jealous. That's all it is. Nah, I used to have one. I could get it back. No problem. Get it back. Bring it back. I want to see it. I want to see it. Dude, you got to do it. You got to do it for just a minute. Go back to my replays. We actually had a lot of fun. We went to dinner. We spent way too much money. Yeah. Well, you know, sometimes that happens. Also, what the fuck is on your face, Jeffrey?
Speaker: What are you talking about? These? The fuck is on your face, yeah. Malcolm X, calm down. No, I bought these because I don't like regular glasses. Tell me they don't look like Malcolm X glasses. No, they don't. They're horn rims. Malcolm X did wear horn rims, yes. But all of the glasses look like I'm trying to be cool. So the horn rims actually fit me nicely. Well, it looks like Tony Stark. That's what he looks like. I'll take that.
Speaker: Is that because I'm white? Yeah, if Tony Stark had a retarded wish version, then he is. I'm actually surprised nobody pulled any of Mark's one -liners. Well, I stayed away from them. It's too low -hanging fruit. Because in all honesty, I thought about Spider -Man.
Speaker: When he said, Mr. Stark, I don't feel good. I thought about the very last scene. But in other news,
Speaker: This is kind of a little fun, feel good story. Close to home. I'll see if I can post the video. If I can post the video, I'll post it on our social media. But a former UC linebacker, University of Cincinnati, linebacker pushes the stuck US mail truck out of the icy snow and mix because up here in the Midwest, we've got snow up to our assholes and below the snow is ice.
Speaker: So many vehicles throughout the greater Cincinnati area have had challenging time navigating through Thursday's icy mix. When a mailman got stuck in his mail truck stuck, let me stutter through this, the slush in Liberty Township, a former linebacker came to his rescue and the entire incident was caught on the ringing doorbell.
Speaker: former University of Cincinnati linebacker, I'll leave his name out, spotted a stuck mail truck outside of his home just before 3pm and immediately sprung into action. He uses football skills and energy to push the mail truck down the road until it was able to gain traction.
Speaker: drive away. There have been dozens of vehicle crashes and stuck cars throughout greater Cincinnati based off the icy mix and you know the officials are reminding people stay home if you don't have to fucking go out you dummies but what this this man single -handedly went out there and I know the mail trucks aren't very big but single -handedly in all this snow and ice and shit and was
Speaker: just truckin' like it was nothin' with this fuckin' mail truck. Just, duh, duh, duh. Go on then. I'm gonna give you another kick -ass story, too. If you remember the days of Real T .V. back in the 90s. Mm -hmm. Put up the video to, uh, I think he was a man of Samoan. He picked a helicopter out the water. Yeah. That was amazing. Oh, man.
Speaker: So, but that's basically all I have in news tonight. It was kind of a quiet night. It was a quiet week. Yeah, there wasn't much going on. The biggest news story. The biggest news story because Jeff, you're glitching a little bit. I'm sorry, that's because I'm switching back and forth. I wanted to give you guys the chatters box of champions top five with Tina newcomer has.
Speaker: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse from the Godfather. Oh wow. Frankly, my dear, I didn't give a damn from Gone with the Wind. I'll be back from Terminator. We're not worthy from Wayne's World. Go ahead, make my day. Somebody loves fucking Wayne's World. Cam. Yeah. Cam had, I will find you and I will kill you from taken. E .T. phone home from E .T.
Speaker: Taken yes, you got knocked the fuck out May the force be with you from Star Wars always I'm the king of the world from Titanic
Speaker: But I'm calling it now my pick for the win because the most obscure movie that I've only seen once is on this next lift. From Vicki Davis, she has something bit me for a skump. I can wipe my own ass from Big Daddy. You're killing these balls from Sandlot. And the one that got me, No Wire Hangers from Mommy Dearest.
Speaker: Oh shit. Wow. I'm not supposed to be here today from clerks. Vicky Davis. Hell yeah. Whoa. She pulled out mommy dearest. She pulled out mommy dearest when the scary movies ever bow down to the greatest of all time pull that I've seen that movie once in that scene. Fuck me up forever.
Speaker: Damn. The wire hanger. Shit. Right? That's a pull. And none of y 'all pulled out the exorcist. Eat me. Eat me. Well, no. I looked at, well, not the exorcist, but I looked at, that's a good one, too. But I looked at the poltergeist.
Speaker: We're here. But like I said, I was trying, I was trying really, I was trying really hard to stay away from horror and action movies. I know I had a couple on there, but I was trying to stay away from them because in my opinion, nothing against you guys or anything like that. It was too easy for me because that's the world I live in. I love horror and I love action movies. I actually expected a lot more horror from Chris's list.
Speaker: I was trying to be diverse. I wanted to be diverse and switch it around a whole lot, honestly. You wanted to be woke. You wanted to be woke. Yeah. Yeah. You wanted to be woke, Tony. We got woke. We got woke, Jeff. We got woke, Tony. If we wanted to be woke, I'd have picked some other shit from Spike B. I love the quirks. You better calm your militant ass down. That's what you need to do. Wake up! School days, man.
Speaker: And again, you know, when you look at one liners and you look at movies like like Clark's one of the first things that come to my mind is when old boy tears down that fucking douchebag from Lord of the Rings and he was like, there's only one trilogy
Speaker: And he's like, he's like, Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Rings should've ended with Samwise coming in and blowing Frodo. And just before the credits.
Speaker: And then he also had the, then he also had, I'm bringing porch monkey back. I don't, you know, like. One sight seeing porch monkey. It's okay, I'm bringing it back. I'm bringing it back. And I don't know who you do, unless they want a psych's husband. The dude that played want a psych's husband in his line where he's like, damn, Mexican made me lose my job, put up a roof in 30 seconds. That cracks me up.
Speaker: Blaze started early too good. I just saw the alert. Did he really? Yeah. He started real early. Yeah, he did. I thought he was going to be another owl. But I also think in the back of my mind was I was going to do the where the white women at from Blazing Saddles. I was trying to pull up a little bit. Look, I wanted to do Blazing Saddles.
Speaker: Hey boy! Hey boy! I was trying not to put nothing on that movie. My favorite shit was with that motherfucker. Nevermind. Here comes Mongo. That dude knocked the fuck out that horse.
Speaker: As Jeff, you and I talked about a possible list down the road of movies that can't be made today that were made back in the day. My list is already made. My list is already made. Jody and I were talking about that last night. We were talking about potential lists and lists maybe coming down the road. And that was one of them because she brought up porkies when we were talking about one -liners and stuff like that. And she brought up porkies. And I was like,
Speaker: No Well, even something as as recent as American pie could be made today It would Well, I mean maybe but it would get trashed Yeah, it would be tough
Speaker: Blazing Saddles cannot be redone as bad as we need it. History of the world by Mel Brooks could not be redone as well as me. Anything Mel Brooks did. Yes, could not be said. They got baseballs, maybe space balls. My shorts is bigger than your shorts. But the whole, funny, she doesn't look, she doesn't look drewish.
Speaker: Jesus. Oh, no, it's his camera. I see his signal going in and out. He's clear now. Mike's got all kinds of money. I think it could be made now. But he's exowals? How are you going to stop? How are you going to stop me on Instagram and not even follow me? I'm being stalked up here and not being followed. No, you're even followed.
Speaker: in Stockton. I've been here before. I'm gonna stalk you.
Speaker: I'm in your bushes right now bring that little sexy milk -dud ass to the window white redneck outside your house Tony don't worry about it
Speaker: No, but in all seriousness, I watched that fucking Reacher today, and damn it, it's good. Holy crap. I was kind of hoping one of you guys would see it, because it's so good. Give me the potential. I understand. What is the best of the top five one -liners from comedies? From comedies? Yeah, comedies.
Speaker: well we'll have to wait a while before we do another one -liners isn't uh... the right thing is like i don't want to be i want to be too repetitive digital track he stands because i don't like movies and something that i was about uh... scary movie did you brought this free and i was a lot like the idea from companies
Speaker: I think we can do that. That's gonna be a little tough, but I think we can pull that off. We could, but like I said, we'll have to wait for a while to do that one because it would be too soon to do it. Yeah. Yeah. And I have some good ones coming up. Let me cross off this list. I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. More lists waiting. Is it Thursday yet?
Speaker: Um, yeah, no, I agree. I agree. As far as the list go, and I know this has become such a main focal point of the show as you start in fives, but you know, we do got to, we do got to try to venture away from TV and movies at some point. Um, you know, I think we've only done one music one, but you know, we've got to get away from TVs and TV and movies, but at the same time, that's all four of us. We all kind of live in that world. It's kind of bread and butter.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm ready. I'll give you a run down real quick while we're waiting on. There's a reason why I'm acting crazy.
Speaker: Yeah, that's the problem. We're all coming up with a list. It's not movies or music. I'm ready when y 'all are. That's all I gotta say. I'm ready when y 'all are. Yeah, it's time for break. What'd you say, Mike? I didn't hear you. You were cutting out and Jeff talked over you.
Speaker: I said, well, in our own respect, we're all kind of movie buffs. So it makes sense that we stick with movies and TV. Well, yeah, in movies. And then I think Tony and I would probably be the... That's what I see as a safe subject. I'm more of a, you know, sci -fi comic book stuff. And, like, it's more horror. I'm more in action all day. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, Tony's list, when he came up with iconic vehicles, and we kind of had the same section, I was like, uh -oh. I'm like, uh -oh, I'm in trouble. Because he went along, and he pulled every interprog. And then he used keywords like flagships. And I was like, aw, man, he's a psycho. He's a trackie. Me and him, he in trouble. We'll do Star Wars. Yeah, Star Wars. Star Wars is good. Like, the greatest scene from Star Wars is when
Speaker: when Darth Vader cut off Picard's hand and told Picard that he was his father. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Darth Vader never cut off Picard's hand. And then Frodo was in the... Frodo was in the background and he was in a 1972 Dodge Charger with Ben Diesel and they were like... From the black hole and shit. I'm not doing this with shit.
Speaker: Fucking virgins Welcome to the
Speaker: Oh, trust me, I will push their buttons. And it's not even that, because I've got - Have you not seen the movie Fanboys? Have you not seen them? I've gotten Jeff Rowd up. I've gotten Jeff Rowd up before when I start talking about cars. Because I don't know anything about cars, and I'll start making shit up and I can see the look on Jeff's face.
Speaker: And he knows he can't bite me, but just like, oh, I want to fight you so bad. He's like, I want to get a step ladder. And he turned the face with a ball back. This is Jeff. Lucky to serve. Lucky to serve. I'm going to get you. Get him, guys. Yeah. We were saying, don't. Oh, fuck you.
Speaker: Yes. With that being said, let's go ahead and take a real quick break again, guys. We're at that time. When we come back, we got the part three of the greatest music of all time list. Which could have been so much greater that we could have done what we did in the first episode. I agree. I absolutely agree. No, I agree 100%. I agree, but it just ends up getting us blocked. Yeah.
Speaker: copyright infringement bullshit and all that. So so so much like much like last week when I took a chance and I played a different cover song from Blacktop Mojo from a live event. I'm going because I was making fun of Tony earlier and calling him the man in the box. There happens to be a cover of that song by Blacktop Mojo from same said concert. So
Speaker: It's Alice in Chains. It's white music. You wouldn't understand. No, I don't. But you should. I don't. I made that. I made that just for you, Tony. I know. Some white songs, I don't. I made that for you. I can do that. I can make those for you on my product. I don't want this. I don't fucking know. It is a very white song. I do have to say that. Alice in Chains. Enough said. Alice in fucking Chains. Sometimes chains are fun, Tony. I'm just saying.
Speaker: Let's change those. Sometimes handcuffs are fun. As long as they fit. As long as you get ones that fit a certain somebody's fat ass fucking wrist. With that being said, to keep up with tradition, it is the second hour. I've seen videos, I know how to get out of the zip ties.
Speaker: But yeah, with that being said, we'll keep up with tradition. We're going to do a little blacktop mojo. It is a cover by Allison Chains. It is Man in the Box. I just broke my phone. There we go. And we'll be right back here in just a few minutes for the third hour. We got the top 10 and so much more. We'll see what happens. See if this actually works. I don't know how it's going to sound.
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Speaker: Oh shit. Welcome back to Nonsense Go Nonsense. That didn't sound too bad. Considered it was recorded off of a phone. One of their gigs looked like they were in a bar. But that was Blacktop Mojo with Alison Chain's cover of Man in the Box.
Speaker: Hopefully you guys are enjoying the show. Yeah, it really did. Well, like I said, it looks like in the video, it looks like they're in a bar. So not like a big concert venue like the boys are doing now. The boys are doing big things now, man. I mean, they just came off of a cruise ship. They did a cruise thing. So.
Speaker: But welcome back to Nonsenseical Nonsense, guys. Hopefully you guys are enjoying the show so far. You got me, your host, the People's Champion, the King, Glick, hanging out with my boys. We got the one and only Jeffrey, my first wife. My first, my first one and only true love. The longest relationship either one of us have ever had has been our relationship.
Speaker: We got the big dog in the house, the new host of Disney's Haunted Mansion, and our newest member of the nonsensical family, the one and only, my boy. I wouldn't have it any other way. I don't know how me and this man became friends, but I'm glad we did, because there's going to come a day when we're going to act up and act out in person. But the one and only motherfucking Tony D.
Speaker: Welcome back, boys. Appreciate it. Appreciate it. I don't even know if I'm allowed to say that anymore. Right. Boys? Can I say boys still? Keep pushing the envelope. I'm right on the edge. I'm like, I'm ready to seal it. I'm like, outside the mailbox, get ready to drop it in. But if you guys aren't already. You say I got boyfriends. You put a watch out? Yeah. You're right. I don't know. That's Joe Rogan. No, goddamn it.
Speaker: I'm not racist, I have a Blackburn, he's on my podcast. Tony said I'm done, fuck you. But if you guys are not already, make sure you follow us at Nonsenseical Nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, and Twitter. Go give us some love, go give us a little follow, share it out, don't let your family know, don't ever tell your family that you listened to us. But you can tell your friends.
Speaker: But you can also find us right here, every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night, live on HAPS. Download the app. It's a free app. Give us a follow. When you come in and you hang out with us, make sure you give my boys a follow. Jeffery at KTKM Productions, the big dog himself, and Tony D. Everybody follow everybody, if you're not already. So you can join in when - Anybody on HAPS anyway, so. Yeah.
Speaker: No, he doesn't trust me, but Tony gets around more than anybody on the Haps. Yeah, he does. Tony's like a doorknob. Everybody gets a turn. If you turn on the Haps, you'll see Tony D. Depends on who she is. I hear you. You get on the Haps at any time of day or night. Tony D will pop into your life. All I got to say is 410 ,000 views. I didn't expect it. Hey, I feel you.
Speaker: And as always, you can get every single episode of the podcast. You can see us grow and evolve. It started with just Jeff and I. And the first one was bad. And then we went several episodes and we brought in the big dog, Michael. Then we went a few episodes and I got a wild hair up my ass. And I was like, let me ask my boy Tony if he's going to take part in this. And Tony jumped on. Not only did Tony jump on, but Tony and I are doing a separate one. It's the same, but it's still an extra day for you guys.
Speaker: So you can get every single episode on Anchor, Spotify, Google Play, Apple Podcasts, basically anywhere and everywhere you can get your little podcasts and jollies and fixings and all that fun jazz from. So give us a listen, give us a share, give us a follow, give us a like, show us some love, and make sure you give the boys the old double thumbing. That's what they like. Not Tony.
Speaker: Give him a single thumb and he's new to the game. I will sit on you. I will sit on you. And we do have the email if you'd like to contact us for any other, any reason whatsoever. If you want to join into the chatter's box of champion, you can always submit your own starting five.
Speaker: but welcome back boys. I appreciate you guys hanging gentlemen, gentlemen, let me rephrase that. Welcome back gentlemen. I appreciate y 'all hanging out with me tonight. As always, we're having fun. We've had some laps. We probably hurt some feelings, but as I say, if your feelings are hurt by anything we say on this podcast,
Speaker: Fuck your feelings, your soft ass, anti -ans, pretzel ass looking motherfucker, and be better. Because it's all love, and it's all jokes, and it's all fun. Because I guarantee you, if you met any one of the four of us in real life, we are the nicest, kindest motherfuckers you'll ever meet. Pretty much. Until we don't have to be. Until it comes time for shit to go down.
Speaker: I miss you, fuck around and find out. Yes. Fuck around and find out. Tony and I said that last night. We've been a goddamn king, so fuck around and find out. Now, they were in Ohio twice last year. We went and I missed both shows. Put this in the freezer for 20 minutes. Be right back. Go ahead. Put this in the freezer for 20 minutes. Cold packs on my shoulders. They're killing me.
Speaker: What did you, yeah, when you come back, I gotta ask you about your shoulders. Okay. Tony fucked himself up and I don't know what he did. But I'm still here, I'm still talking. Mike, Jeff, feel free to take a minute and chit chat amongst yourselves. Oh, well, no, I literally just kinda fucking watched Reacher all day. I just watched Reacher all day, man. It was so fucking good, man. I need one of you guys to actually watch it so we can, it's called Reacher.
Speaker: Amazon so sit somebody send me their some somebody send me their Amazon Prime login and I'll watch I used to I I did I used to have I used to have Amazon Prime but the 200 pounds I just lost recently I don't have it anymore
Speaker: It's facts. It's facts. Facts don't care about your feelings. No, they don't. Speak about, you know, doing, speaking about, you know what, I'm gonna say something. Speak about doing better. I'm gonna say something really quick. I don't care if this hurts anybody's feelings. But we hurt feelings too. And I'll get you off the show.
Speaker: I don't, I don't, I don't care. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say what I gotta say. You come at me sideways, Michael. Fuck around and find out. No. This is what I'm gonna say. If it is not about you or your feelings, it's about the fucking kids. You fucking step up and do better. If you have an issue, you need to get
Speaker: And your problem's out. And you need to be a better parent for your kid. Not for you. Oh, I didn't even. That is not in any way, any way, shape, and, or form direction to me. No, not even remotely. Exactly. Exactly. I think something triggered, Michael. Somebody get him a Snickers. He better put down.
Speaker: You're glitching back. He's glitching, but I know exactly what he's saying. Go for it. Keep going. Yeah, no, I know. Yeah, I know. Yeah, we all know what you're saying. Yeah, get that shit out. Get it out. Yeah, we all know where that road is going. And I've been in this situation at some point. And if you want to fuck up the kids off, you're going to do it on your own. You're going to do it on your own. Facts. Facts. Be a parent, goddamn you. Your kids, be a parent. Bet.
Speaker: Do better. Do better. That's right. That's right. What part of the floor is the hook of the Italian eyes? I'm in Jordan. I'm trying to see how far away she is. I have no idea. See, that's how you do it, Mike. You don't take Jordan. Whoa! Why is that so loud? Sorry, guys. What's that? I don't know.
Speaker: That was me pushing the wrong buttons, apparently. See, you can say things, you can say things and get things off of your chest without taking direct shots. The extreme route. You do not have to take the extreme route. Stay as restful as possible until you have to defend yourself when you go the fuck out. Fuck. But make sure you don't come here no matter what. That's the tough part right there.
Speaker: yep absolutely hence the reason I'm not in beautiful South Carolina on the coast 10 minutes from the beach and I'm in fucking Ohio let me repeat that fucking Ohio should be challenged
Speaker: You can make it slightly better to move to Cincinnati. That's my man, my sensical nonsense. He's a Michigan fan living in Ohio. He's not a Michiganer. He just takes his a fan. Oh, yeah. I am a Michigan fan in Ohio. You are not wrong, Jeffrey. You are not wrong. That's true, Betty. That's true. That's a fucking lutely. I think the conversation has come up. Oh, yeah. Really? He's a strict Michigan fan, trust me.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm a Michigan fan all day, every day. I mean, I've been in Michigan my whole life. That is Brother Shannon's cousin. Oh, OK. Yeah, that's a Brother Shannon's cousin. OK. Yeah, she'd be up here. Oh, nice. And she'd go to halls. I like that dude. I like Brother Shannon, even though him and I - He's on now. Yeah, y 'all going to be different. Him and I go back and forth at each other from time to time. But I like that dude. He's good peoples. He's live now. Everybody live tonight. Yeah, it's Saturday night, man.
Speaker: The only thing funny on Saturday night is nonsensical nonsense. Facts. Tell me I'm wrong. Tell me I'm wrong.
Speaker: Nonsensical nonsense. I'll go out on a limb and I'll say nonsensical nonsense is probably one of the and I said one of the not the but one of the only broadcasts that you can come into at any given time and you will find absolutely no drama whatsoever.
Speaker: No bullshit, no games. Well, except for somebody drops a fuck of your name and then just walks away. Well, that was on you guys. That wasn't people fighting. But it's not directed to anybody. Yeah. That was me pulling my finest CM punk and dropping a pipe bomb. And again, I feel like Tony's the only one that wants to go get that reference. So, Tony.
Speaker: What the fuck did you do to yourself? Because we were talking last night, we was talking last night, and you've been out of work for a minute now, I don't know if you're back to work yet or not, but you had the COVID, and now you've got your shoulder, or your shoulder is fucked up. What in the hell did you do? I don't know if you're gonna be repping the mission. I just started messing with you around November that I remember, and I've been trying to work it out, but it's been switching shoulders, so I'm not sure what's going on.
Speaker: But did you do something, or did they just start fucking bothering you? Just started bothering me. Well, my job is going to happen. I think time is catching up to me. What do you do for a living here, Tony? I'm an aircraft mechanic. Oh, nice. He's a prostitute. No, I'm not. Yeah. He's on the corner. Wes's snipes is his pimp. I was, uh, I was, uh, I was, uh, I was, uh, I was, uh, I was, uh, I was, uh, I was, uh, I was, uh, I was, uh, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was,
Speaker: I know I'm late to the game, but because I was I was told that my homework for this weekend was to watch Dave Chappelle's closer.
Speaker: good so I did I did today it was funny as hell but that man from Jump Street as soon as he got on stage he had a fucking agenda and I love but every damn minute of what he's named a neutral throughout that I respect you know I love I think anybody that wanted anybody that wanted to cancel
Speaker: Dave did not listen to the whole thing.
Speaker: Well, and that's what he said in that special. He said it several times about his previous specials. And he said it and he made it very clear. You did not listen to what I said. He specified everything on that stand up. Anybody who's mad, they just want to see some shit happen. That's exactly what it is. What's going on, Jay? While watching, did you see the two chicks in the crowd? The only two white chicks with blue and pink hair that were stone faced when he went off.
Speaker: He's throwing face. Fuck it. He broke it down. He ain't got nothing against him. He's really more than once. He said to me I work at Ohio State.
Speaker: Yeah, no, he had an agenda and I respect him and I appreciate and I loved every minute of it because the man came out there and he's always been. He fucks with everybody. He doesn't single out people because there are comedians, black and white, that'll single out certain groups and just brag on them constantly. But Dave Chappelle has always made fun of everybody. Yeah, it's very much like Mel Brooks back in the day. Nobody's off limits.
Speaker: No, I'm not. He wants the big dummy. But the thing about Dave is he puts everything on Front Street. He's like, look, I'm going to do this. If you don't like it, don't listen. Fuck you. And Kevin, I don't forget who it was, but somebody was talking about Dave when he was off the circuit for a while. He just went to the park and started doing straight up a park.
Speaker: Well, and he lives right here in Ohio. Yeah, he's not doing it for the money. Yeah, that's what's funny. He lives in a little tiny -ass town here in Ohio. I think down in southern Ohio. He's got a farm and everything down there. David's chilling. He made his money. He's fine. Well, I mean, the man left $50 million on the table. No, he took the 50s. He didn't get the rest of it.
Speaker: Yeah, he didn't get the rest of it. He should have got 500 million. No, he should have got 500 million. Okay, well, here you go. He left 400 million on the tape. Refresh your page. It said, fuck you. That's his signal strength to you. Because they wanted him to wear a dress. I ain't wearing no dress either. I don't blame him. Masters. That's right. This fucking Jew. I didn't say that.
Speaker: Jay and I go way back. Jay and I go way back. Like almost 10 years. Jay is my boy. I love that motherfucker. Fucking button pushing. Oh, he is. I'm on his ass. Fucking button pushing. Barely. Barely my ass.
Speaker: Actually, I watched I watched um, I watched the Dave Chappelle closer closer and then after that I started watching
Speaker: because I love this motherfucker and he's so goddamn funny and I think maybe next weekend we might have to introduce someone to him when I'm down at Cincy. But Burke Chrysler's the cabin.
Speaker: And I fell asleep. That was hilarious. I took a nap with that first episode. That first episode with Tom Segura and what the hell is his name? Wasn't Tony Diaz. Yeah, it was Tony Diaz, right?
Speaker: No, the very first episode when Tom Segura showed up, and I think it might have been Tony Diaz. I can't remember. He had that big girl. They opened a goddamn cooler. There was a fucking emu in there, and Burt Kreischer lost his shit. There he is. There's Mike. He's back. But with that being said, boys, let's roll into...
Speaker: Let's roll into part three of our greatest songs of all time. It's my top ten, because it's my show, and I do everything, and I have a microphone. So here's my fucking top ten, you stupid freaks. You know, that's just like your opinion, man.
Speaker: And that's what we're doing. You're gonna have to do an apology letter for that, I swear. You're gonna get canceled after we apologize for that. That is a narcissist. That is a narcissist at his, at his, like, that is finest. Finest. Yeah. Like at the top of his game. Right there. Full on. That is, that is,
Speaker: That is fucking humble Glick if you have ever, I don't even know, I don't even have words for it. And it was just off the top of my fucking head. That was the greatest thing about it. It was a spur of the moment, we were having a conversation about the top 10 and needing an intro and it just, bleh, just came out. So with that being said, oh I'm sorry, the most, the 50,
Speaker: Hello. 50 most iconic songs of all times. Oh yeah, I remember this. Yeah. And we're into part three, which I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna blow right through.
Speaker: Top one and two real quick, real quick in here in a hurry. Number 50, Best of My Love by The Emotions. Number 49, River Deep Mountain High by Ike and Tina before Tina beat his ass with high heels in the back of that limousine. Yeah. Number 48, A Change Is Gonna Come by the one and only Sam Cooke. Love that fucking song. Number 47, Prince with Wind Doves Cry. Still feel like that song should have been a little bit higher, but that's a whole lot higher.
Speaker: Martha Reeves and the vandals coming in at number 46 with dancing in the street Number 44 the righteous brothers again I feel like this song should have been a little bit higher on the list But you lost that loving feeling again from one of my favorite movies of all time top gun top number 42 dire straits coming in with the sultans of swing
Speaker: The man coming in at number 41, Ray Charles, which is what got us in trouble across all social media when we played this audio with what I say. Coming in at number 40, the Rolling Stones would give me shelter. I'm sorry. Jay, you stupid. I'm sorry. Jay's a fucking idiot.
Speaker: Both of those last two comments. I don't know why I'm friends with this motherfucker. And I love this dude. I saw the almost comment. I saw the almost comment. Can't be lazy. He probably tried to fuck them too. I would have. What? What? I don't think anybody's going to disagree.
Speaker: I like it really really you know, and now you're fine. Just Jay Have you ever offended me you you Jay Jay? Okay, this motherfucker this motherfucker. Let me say something real quick. Let me interrupt this top ten recap before this motherfucker
Speaker: This motherfucker right here, Jay, has sent some of the most horrendous foul fucking things a man could say to another man about his wife and or his mother. And his balls, go ahead. I came onto Periscope when TikTok or whatever this fucking happened when it was brand new and I called him a Jew. And this whiny ass little baby back fucking bitch blocked me for it.
Speaker: On Periscope, this man said some of the most horrendous things another man could have ever said to another man about his mother and or his wife. I should have killed him, but I didn't. And I called him a Jew and he fucking blocked me. Not only did he block me, but then he told all his little fucking queer ass friends that he was lying with to block me. And I'm still friends with this motherfucker. And they blocked you too.
Speaker: They blocked, yeah, they blocked me. And then they followed you. And I'm still saying, then they followed me. Yeah, they blocked me and then they followed me. Yeah, you ain't wrong.
Speaker: I never wanted to fight somebody so bad I was almost tempted to go to New York to just punch him in his fucking big fat Jew nose and be like really motherfucker? It's the man law you ain't friends till you fight. That's just what it is.
Speaker: But I still love that man. I don't care what anybody says. I love him to death. I'll be up there this summer, God damn it. You be ready. I'm talking about you. You know who I'm talking about. Don't play stupid all of a sudden. But anyways, coming in at number 39 on the recap is, Poplar's got a brand new bag by Mr. James Brown. And John Travolta. Coming in at 38 by Benny King. Stand by me. 37 in the life of the Beatles. Or by the Beatles.
Speaker: With the police coming in at number 36 with every breath you take, Jeff Buckley. If you've never heard this song, then there's something wrong with you. As Jeff Buckley comes in at number three. Too young for this fog fest. Number 35 with Hallelujah. Number 34, the one and only. And as I revealed last week, this is one of my favorite genres of music. Mr. Bob Marley with No Woman, No Cry. Chuck Berry.
Speaker: with Johnny B. Good. Coming in at number 33. It's your cousin, Marvin. Marvin, Marvin, Barry. But listen to this. That's from Back to the Future. Come on, man. That's a great scene. Marvin, Barry.
Speaker: Number 32 coming in on the list again. The Beatles with yesterday. We all agreed last week. Amazing fucking song. Yes, the fuck it is. I don't care who you are. Number 31. Number 31. Mr. Jimi Hendrix with Purple Haze. Again, I'm a big fan. Love his music.
Speaker: And now we roll into part three of the most iconic music of all time, starting with number 30. They've been on the list. Were they on the list? They were on the list. They're back on the list at number 30 with the Beach Boys and Good Vibrations. Good song. Good tune. Epic, epic, epic. Good Vibrations.
Speaker: Yeah, great song. Yeah, we can sing it. We just can't play. They did a movie about the Beach Boys back in the 80s. It was like an ABC movie at night. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hell of a fucking movie. Hell of a fucking movie. I see that. That dude was stoned. He was trying to tell them lyrics matter. He was trying to guide their career properly. He wasn't hearing that shit. He was not fucking lying though. Oh my god, he was a... The Pops. The Pops. Yeah. From, from, from...
Speaker: that. Oh my god, dad was crazy. That one guy thinking of good feeling bad. That dude was thrown out of his mind on everything he did. That was a hell of a movie. Oh my God. I think it's called California dreaming or some shit. Yeah. It was something like that. Yeah. But coming in number 29, I thought about it, but nah.
Speaker: What the fuck are you talking about? But coming to number 29, Norwegian, Finland, Greenland, whatever the hell they were, sensation. Jay, I know one of those that live in South Carolina. If you want to help somebody out. They're all over the fucking south.
Speaker: No, no, this one's specifically for me if I'm on the list. It's in South Carolina. Oh, Logan, why? What was the list? Number 29, Abba with Daisy and Queen. I knew Abba. That's a hell of a song. We ain't going to play. That's a hell of a song. That's a hell of a song. That's a hell of a band.
Speaker: They're in hell of a band. They have a lot of great songs. I give them shit. I give them shit, but have us got some damn good songs. They got some catchy ass songs. You got two fucking letters. Covenant in your name. The first two letters of the alphabet is your name. You got the whole world by storm. You motherfuckers. Exactly. And they still do to this day. That's the thing. Like, you know, one of their songs come on. It's, it's game over. Covenant number 28.
Speaker: Sly and the family stone. I know you know about that don't eat with family affair. Not a bad, not a bad number 28. Number, uh, I'm gonna say this right. Number 27. Miss Aretha Franklin. The one and only.
Speaker: with R -E -S -P -E -C -T. I would put that in the top 20, but yeah. Yeah, I think it should have been a lot higher, personally, but I mean, yeah. Not only was that a great song, but it taught you how to spell it on 13, so it was even better than K -Shaw. This motherfucker's high as a cat has ridiculous ass question like that. What the fuck?
Speaker: Oh, yeah, you know, he's high as fuck They're gonna say Rudy I've heard Rudy Remember the Titans I say remember the Titans No, I love her It's better than Rudy the replacements this motherfucker. Oh, yeah No replacements are all in jail to sing that song
Speaker: Yeah, no replacements are number two for me. Right below Remember the Titans. Remember the Titans was amazing. Remember the Titans was classic. Yes. That is my number one. That movie. That gives me an ID list. Yeah. Sports movies. Number 26, Simon and Garfunkel. Another good song. Yes. Bridge Over Troubled Water. What? Yes. Okay. Is that one of the 12 bands that you're a fan of?
Speaker: Simon and Garfunkel better show up again. I can't say they do or they don't. Simon and Garfunkel are legends in the music game and the soundtrack game. You cannot fuck with them. You can't fuck with them. You will lose the argument against so many motherfuckers. You have no idea. People come out of hiding to defend their motherfuckers. I'm not fucking with them. Oh, yeah. Simon and Garfunkel.
Speaker: They're really good. And again, like Tony D just said, to piggyback on that, the soundtrack game. Right, buddy? When it comes to movies, when it comes to movies, you don't want to fuck with them. Listen to a lot of movies and see how many times Simon and Garfunkel pop up in their sound story. In the credits. Yes, one way or the other. In the credits. It'll surprise you how much
Speaker: We couldn't do a stop. Here's the thing that's gonna kill us. If we do a sports movie top five list, Jeff and I's top five, Jeff and I's top five would be the exact fucking same. No, see that's where it gets fun.
Speaker: because then we get to argue over it. Now see, I got some good - Well, let me know what you're gonna do this. Let me know what you're gonna do the top five sports movies so I can throw my list and take a dive and lose so I can get the number one pick.
Speaker: That's gonna be next week so I'm calling it now that's next week's get your lists ready. Oh fuck I already had a really good list So Coming in at number 25. I love this song. I'm not a big fan of the band, but I do like this song but Radiohead with creep Good
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Speaker: head cover. I like jelly roll, don't get me wrong. But anyways, I digress. Number 24. We talked about this man earlier. Some of us may or may not have confessed their love for this man. But it was in a movie that he was in Patrick Swayze and Dirty Dancing and the Ronettes with Be My Baby Tonight.
Speaker: Well, first of all, the time of my life was not by Patrick Swayze. Patrick Swayze is saying, uh, Hungry Eyes, right? Yes. No, she's like the wind, is what Patrick Swayze is saying. She's like the wind, yes. That song is stuck in your head.
Speaker: That is a crazy edit. I am sensitive, Jay. And I love dirty dancing. I love Patrick Swayze. I watch dirty dancing four times in a row. I don't give a fuck. I think Jennifer Grey is one of the most beautiful women in the 80s. She fucked herself up and she changed her nose, man. He said ghost.
Speaker: hey hey jane how about you you and i recreate the pottery scene in ghost with righteous brothers that's the that's the tiktok i wanna see
Speaker: Tony is thoroughly disgusted. That pottery scene, too. That pottery scene is pregnant, too, Jay. You better be kidding. Jay's gonna fuck around and get pregnant. You better be kidding. Jay's gonna fuck around and get pregnant. You better be kidding. Jay's gonna fuck around and get pregnant. You better be kidding. You better be kidding. Jay's gonna fuck around and get pregnant. You better be kidding. You better be kidding. Jay's gonna fuck around and get pregnant. You better be kidding. You better be kidding. Jay's gonna fuck around and get pregnant. You better be kidding. You better be kidding. You better be kidding. You better be kidding. You better be kidding. You better be kidding. You better be kidding. You better be kidding. You better be kidding. You better be kidding. You better be kidding. You better be kidding. You better be kidding. You better be kidding. You better be kidding. You better be kidding. You better be kidding. You better be kidding. You better be kidding. You better be kidding. You better
Speaker: I'm a fan of his music.
Speaker: Some people aren't, but I'm a fan of this man's music, Mr. 1, 2, 3, 4! Bruce Springsteen. Yeah. With Warner Run. Warner Run. Warner Run. Good song. Actually, I think it's the only time Bruce makes it on the list. Really? Yeah. Number 22. Love this fucking song. Big fan of this man's music. The damn shame. He was taken out of this world way too early. Way too goddamn early for Mr. Marvin Gaye.
Speaker: What's going on? I know you know it. I agree with you. I agree with you too. I'll be shooting whipped cream all over your face. Oh my god. Next day. And the last one for tonight, a classic. You can't go wrong. Miss Judy Garland with
Speaker: over the rainbow. It's a classic. It's a good song. It was a good song. It's a good song. I like that Hawaiian Samoan dude to sing. That's what I was going to say exactly. Yeah. That song is beautiful. That should tell you something about that song. I've heard at least 20 other good singers do covers of that song and made it their own and they're just as good.
Speaker: That tells you a lot about that song, including that someone died who completely changed the way
Speaker: I know right how do we stop it? How do we how do we this motherfucker as high as hell you think somebody being as high as he is right now? He would be calm cool and collective but no this motherfucker gets high and he is
Speaker: He is he he is on it. He's like just I'm gonna push every goddamn button I can push And I try to retort and fuck him up and I can't fuck him up like I can fuck you up I was about to say I was thinking that I was thinking that surely what Judy Garland almost lost their role with Shirley Temple
Speaker: No shit. I love Shirley Temple, man. Shirley Temple wanted that. Funny thing was is a lot of people gave Judy Garland a lot of crap because she was supposed to have been Shirley Temple's age. Wow. I know shit. Yeah, Judy Garland was too old for the world. And it was literally because of over a month. I couldn't see a younger kid like that.
Speaker: It's a child's soul. It's supposed to be about. I get it. I get what you're saying. I'm just saying that that's all. That's a totally different movie. Yeah, but it was. Should have been more adorable, but I understand what it comes. But it was because of Judy Garland over the rainbow that gave her that role and that's why MGM fought so hard.
Speaker: But that pissed Shirley Temple off to no degree because up until that point Shirley Temple was a staple and Judy Garland wasn't.
Speaker: six, seven, something around that time. My grandmother used to make, used to have all the Shirley Temple movies. I used to watch them. I had a fingers crossed on that girl. So what was the door? She was like 40 when I was like eight, but whatever. Let me just clarify for the audience. Shirley Temple was going for the role in Wizard of Oz? Yes, yes.
Speaker: Judy Garland got it. I actually what Tony said No, I 100 % agree with what Tony just what Tony said had Shirley Temple got and I don't really like it's a movie I prefer the Michael Jackson movie but I agree with Tony. Yeah, I was just a movie.
Speaker: I'm technically a Confugee Airman. That was just a movie. Yes. Also, Cuban Gooden Jr. was a retard that an entire football team loved. And he collected a bunch of radios. But yeah, no. Wizard of Oz, Wizard. What movie was shot? Wizard of Oz.
Speaker: had Shirley Temple had Shirley Temple played Dorothy it would have been a totally different movie because it would have been it it would have been a different it would have fit more of the story in the narrative with it being right but the reason why the Wizard of Oz is such an iconic movie it was the first movie in color
Speaker: Well, yeah, but you've also got to remember, and like I said, you also have to remember, I am not a big Wizard of Oz fan. I don't like the movie. But at the end of the day, the movie itself was about childhood innocence and that wonderment that children have. So had you had a younger actress that still would have been just as good as Judy Garland,
Speaker: I think they made the movie a little bit better. That's just my opinion. I love Judy Garland. She was amazing. Absolutely beautiful singing voice. And she was absolutely a beautiful woman. But yeah, I think that's the problem.
Speaker: It's like the old concept. There are certain movies. There are certain movies. You can't see anybody else as Bruce Willis Die Hard. You can't see anybody else playing that role. They're trying to remake it with women now. When you get a chance, Google that. Google that. Die Hard with a woman? Hold on a second. Hold on a second. You know what? You can't put somebody else in the original Die Hard movie.
Speaker: And still be the same movie. It would be really a different movie. The only way that I will find that mildly acceptable, and I only say this because - She's topless throughout the moment. I have to watch the movies now. I have to watch it. I have to watch it. No, I'm telling you right now, it's going to suck. Well, here's the kid. The newest Charlie's Angels. Let me give you this. Gina, go ahead. Go ahead.
Speaker: If they remake Die Hard with a female lead role, I want, and I'm gonna butcher her last name, I want Gina Carano to play Bruce Willis. You're talking about Chick from Night of the Orange, right? Chick from Fast and Furious. I'm talking about the chick from Deadpool. I'm talking about the chick from Deadpool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she was in Man of the Orange. Yeah, she, she, that would be. I agree, I watch that movie. I will give you a chick, I would watch it. Don't think a woman can make an action movie. I want you to watch Set It Off Again.
Speaker: No, no, no. I'm not saying a woman can't make an action movie. No, no. I'm just saying for a lot of people. And I know people say I'm like this. I was like, they can't put no woman in there. And I didn't even tell you the whole story. It's going to be a bisexual relationship. I'm like, why? I don't know what the relationship is or anything like that. But I want to see I want to see Gina Carano as Bruce Willis's character. I think Gina can do it. There's a lot of women that can play. I would love to see Mila Jovovich do it. Or Rana Rousey. Yeah.
Speaker: I don't know if Ronda Rousey is an actress because because because here's the thing here's the thing hold on one second like I got you and Tony and Tony and I were both wrestling fans Ronda Rousey is terrible on wrestling
Speaker: She has just bike skills. She's not a wrestler. She's a fighter. You're correct. She's a fighter. I don't know if she can be in. And she was not that great in expendables. No, she wasn't. She can't take herself out of that fighter, who she is in real life. Let me give you a ticket. If we can change her facial expression, it will help her.
Speaker: Exactly. 100%. What's up, John? Other than that, she's fine. Gina Garano, I do like her. She was awesome in Deadpool and in Fast and Furious. And she was good in him. She is excellent as a female. Yes. I love Miele. I love Miele. Yeah, I love Miele Johnovares. She was so good in Resident Evil and everything. But you can't. You can't. And somebody like, yeah, go ahead, Mike. And this is what I'm going to say. And I mean, that's for console PSG's.
Speaker: and all this stuff. And a wise man once told me, you know, when they're talking about, you know, I'm going to throw out some comic book characters that, uh, like the King Ben, then being turned black, um, Captain America being turned gay. I have no, I liked some of the stuff about the gender swapping and I liked some of it, but what I really prefer is that you make your own shit.
Speaker: No. Agree. Agree. Why do you have to go back to the well? That's what I don't know. I mean, when you talked about it a couple weeks ago, about The Rock redoing Big Trouble in Little China, that movie's gonna suck balls. Well, that's because The Rock is a fucking douche canoe. I mean, sometimes it's good. Like, when Michael played Kingpin, that worked. Having him be a, you know, co -swapping, that worked.
Speaker: Sam Jackson being Nick Fury. That did work. It was awesome. Did you guys watch Hawkeye in the new Kingpin? Well, that's what I was going to say, Jeffrey. No, Hawkeye was bad. This is awesome. Yeah, but Vincent D 'Onofrio
Speaker: coming back as King, as Kingpin. Being the Kingpin was the Kingpin. I'm going to be straight up honest with you. Michael Duncan Clark, even though... I'm not saying Clark didn't do a good job. I'm not saying Clark didn't do a good job. He made a good kick then. I'm not saying he didn't do a good job. Vincent came in and did that shit. I was like, he's Kingpin. He's Kingpin.
Speaker: I did. I can't feel like you want to make homo, you want the cartoon when he was so much bigger than me in the cartoon. That's my only problem. They couldn't find a dude that size. Right. Well, Clark Duncan was. I mean, he was how I feel. This is how I feel. You want to make homosexual characters. You want to make transgender characters. You want to make black characters. I agree. I agree. Make it more open. Push it out.
Speaker: make your own shit. Quit taking classics like Die Hard or Captain America and then make them in trouble or give them boobs or make your own shit and make your own shit. Mike you gotta refresh your stuff. Yeah Mike refresh your camera. The kicker to me would be the movie gonna be worth a damn.
Speaker: That's all I want to see. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Or as a character. It all comes down to casting. Yes. It all comes down to casting. If you've got a terrible actress as the female version of John McClain, you're going to fuck it up. Yeah, I'm going to fuck it up. Meet me by the way. It's going to be beautiful. Hey, Clint. This motherfucker. Snapchat me. That was Jay. He wants me to meet him behind the warehouse.
Speaker: to recreate the scene from Ghost. That just means putting on sneakers and jeans when I hear people doing that, you know what I'm saying? But the Hawkeye on Disney +, it is what it is, good, bad, indifferent, however you feel about it. But the fact that they brought
Speaker: And I love Michael Clark Duncan as Kingpin. But Vincent D 'Onofrio and Daredevil and that Netflix, like, you know, him playing Kingpin, and they brought him back in Hawkeye. When I seen him as Kingpin, I lost my fucking shit. Yes. I lost my shit. He is so good. And that's a spoiler alert if you haven't seen Hawkeye or he hasn't seen Daredevil. I watched it all. Whatever. I didn't finish it. Yeah, but Vincent D 'Onofrio, in my opinion, is the
Speaker: Best Kingpin I've ever seen. He is so good. That character was made for him. I'm going to jump off of what Jeff said, because Jeff said it depends on casting. I have one movie that was a remake of a classic that bombed and the casting was good and it should have been good. And the movie was by Martin and Michael Kane.
Speaker: dirty run scoundrels dirty run scoundrels okay we made it we made it with uh fat Amy from from the acapella movies and what's her name from princess diaries that movie fucking bombed and that should have been good it was a remake you talk about any shoes what's your name shoes no not any shoes the rumor i'll show you chick i think it is no wait a minute no i know who you talk about yeah no she's australian
Speaker: She's awesome as an actress, I ain't gonna lie. She's perfect. Thank you, Betty. She was perfect. Yes.
Speaker: Well here here's the thing about making or remaking movies and this is just my personal opinion so judge me judge me as you will if you want to make if you want to remake a movie I don't like Amy Schumer at all I cannot stand her but if you want to remake a movie and you want it yeah and you want to do it with a female cast that's cool
Speaker: But don't do it with a female cast to fit an agenda. For the sake of doing it with a female cast. No, that's it. I do not like her. I know who you're talking about now. When they did it with the Oceans 11, they redid it with an all female cast. And I love all the women that were in that movie. I really do. But it was bad. Excellent cast of women. What is the bad movie?
Speaker: They did it with, with Ghostbusters. Now I am not a big fan of Leslie Jones. I am not a big fan. That was a good ghost. I didn't like it. Let me, let me, let me clarify something. I don't like actors and or actresses who, uh,
Speaker: feel the need to fit a stereotype to, to be good. Leslie Jones, I'm going to be locked. Yeah. And I was going to say rebel was Leslie Jones does that. I'm going to be black and I'm going to be, you know, I'm going to be rebel Wilson. I'm fat and, and, and, and, you know, and that's my, uh, there's another, there's another lady.
Speaker: Yeah, there's another lady, she's an Asian lady, that's in movies, she's a stand -up comedian, and she's fucking hilarious with her stand -up comedy. I'm not a young chick, she's a young chick, right? She's kind of young, black, American. Yeah, she's fucking hilarious. What's her name again? Is it Maggie Wong? I think it's something... She did that movie with... It's called... Almost My Maybe. Always Be My Maybe.
Speaker: Her fucking stand -up her fucking stand -up is hilarious, but now she's got into acting and Is that another thing? Sausa Tran Oh, yeah, no, no, no Allie Wong Allie Wong She's hilarious
Speaker: she's hilarious and that movie always be my my maybe that was good she did another yeah she did lose a lot of weight rebel wilson did lose a lot of weight my mom's dead so i don't kiss her mom's with those with her mouth you're welcome my mom's dead so i don't have to worry about kissing her oh there you go again fucker
Speaker: Is that a mill is that a million is that Pena or No, it's Pena. What's going on Pena? But um, no Maybe was funny. I've never seen anything else. She's in this good. Okay. She was in here when you were choosing a Harley Quinn movie Yeah
Speaker: When you overdo with the stereotypes, that's where you leave me. Like, just be who you are. Yeah, birds of prey suck. I watched 10 minutes of it. Watch it all the way through. I mean, watch it all the way through. Yeah, but I like birds of prey. I like the scenery. You're going to watch it all the way through. I'll be a sexist. I like the scenery. It was some really good scenery, especially what's her name?
Speaker: No, the Latino. What's her name? The cop. Oh, Rosie Perez. Yeah. Yeah, Rosie Perez. Oh, what's her and so my high journey. Smolay big ups to her. I like her as an actress. I'm probably just on my nerves, but I like her as an actress. The Ghostbusters. I think I did it for me with the Ghostbusters movie.
Speaker: Because in all honesty, it wasn't a terrible movie. It wasn't great. It wasn't a great movie. It wasn't terrible. It was too silly. It wasn't terrible. What really ruined that movie was the actors throwing after everybody. It was everything that happened around them that made the movie suck.
Speaker: Right. It was the actors telling everybody that if you don't like this movie, you don't like women, you know. But that's apart from the movie. We're talking about the movie itself. The movie itself was not that good. It wasn't that bad. It was silly. It was watchable. The best part was the cameos from the original Ghostbusters.
Speaker: Now, compare it to the new Ghostbusters movie that just came out so much better. Afterlife was dope! Afterlife was dope! I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie
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Speaker: There's a bunch of messages to each other. I received a message earlier to Kochi -poo from a certain Jay that told him to suck a dick. And I believe it was his dick. I believe Jay told Kochi to suck his dick. Wow. Yeah, like for Chinese.
Speaker: Ooh, ooh, ooh. I don't know. Did you say you like your vagina loose? No, I said, um, no, I don't. No, I don't. Listen here. Listen here. You and your fire hose. Have you ever met a vagina that was loose to you? Yes. God damn. What was it? My ex -fiance? She was six months old. Oh, God. Oh, shit.
Speaker: Oh, shit! Oh! Shots fired, folks! Oh, my God! You motherfucker! Oh! I love the fact that Mike Antonio has been brought to you with blank -faced in shock. You're welcome. That came out of nowhere. The views of one of the co - Well, those did not reply. He's the host of this shit. No, no, no, no, no. You know what? I agree with it.
Speaker: Oh my god, I can't believe that just came out
Speaker: Well, well Holy Tony still in shock
Speaker: Chris needs one of those delay buttons on his brain. My fucking filter is so broken. That shit just popped into my head. It just was like, I need to leave the roof. Y 'all, I left the roof.
Speaker: I didn't leave the room. I ran out the room. I had to go to the other room. Facts. Facts. I fact checked that and came back as true. I said what I said.
Speaker: Stock that bitch. Enjoy that. I know how she moves. No sir. No sir. If she ain't about that life, she talks about being about that life. She ain't about that life. But go ahead. Stock that. Because I said what I said, and I meant what I said. Ouch. So Mike, how you doing? Fucking play with me. Run my motherfucking name in the ground when I've been nothing but nice and protected your stupid ass. Moving on. There you go.
Speaker: I wish we heard what we're talking about. I don't care what we're talking about. We need that. I don't know what to say. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. And on that note, we cue the music. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. But when you're smoking, I told you to change that strain. Calm down. Why would you assume that? OK, first and foremost, why would you assume that Tony's being held captive? Is it because we're three white men with beards? Because he's black.
Speaker: Somebody said Tony and I both help we both need help
Speaker: What did I just say? I don't know, but I'm gonna record it. My dude ringtone, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker: It's deviling nonsensical nonsense because it went everywhere quick. Wow. Every time I get a text every time I get a text that's gonna be Chris saying that. That's gonna be my new ringtone. That's what I said, that's gonna be my new ringtone.
Speaker: Chris texted me. You're going to get one of those personalized messages or sounds for when you send me a text. It's just going to say that. I'm not even really... What exactly is it going to say? Hold on, let me pretend it. I mean... Wait till I record it. Like throwing a hot dog down. It's what he said.
Speaker: I don't even remember what I said exactly it came out of nowhere and
Speaker: oh man it's what you know your problem is i'm telling you this this is where it comes being a smart ass can come to bite your ass because you're so used to giving us shit you're so used to giving us softballs that we we pick up and run with somebody threw a softball you picked it up and ran 100 yards with it
Speaker: I basically did what the Eagles did to the Patriots in the Super Bowl, and fucking Nick Foles scored a touchdown, and Tony, you get this reference. I gotta hear what I said again. I don't even know what I said. It was the equivalent of an iconic movie line.
Speaker: I will tell you exactly what you did. What you did was apocalyptic. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. But can I hear a Shimo with that shit? All day long. I was the anola gang. The anola gang.
Speaker: That was the name of the plane. How, how fucked up is that? That we nuked you not once, but twice with a plane called the Inola Gay. Fuck around and find out we are America. Oh, Jay's still talking shit. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was the Inola Gay. America.
Speaker: America! Fuck yeah! I'm gonna say it though, motherfucker dang! Merica! Alec Bowman Say my fucking name right, Chase. Matt Damon. Prick. Stupid prick. Matt Damon. Fuck Matt Damon. Seriously, I'm at the American World Police. I honestly... I honestly...
Speaker: I don't even know what I said. I honestly don't know what I said. It just pops into my head. And I just... And you said what was on your heart and it was probably true. And uh... It's 100%. If I said it, it's 100 % true.
Speaker: I'm pretty sure
Speaker: I'm pretty sure the new guy is going, oh it's not loose, it's hyped for me. I'm pretty sure wish version, I'm pretty sure wish version of me with his fancy manicured nails and his baby soft hands is saying the same thing I said. I'm country, look at me with my Abercrombie and Finch panels.
Speaker: All I gotta say, all I gotta say, all I gotta say is, all I gotta say is I dodged a fucking bullet. And I upgraded like a motherfucker. I upgraded like a motherfucker. I think Beyonce said something about upgrading or something. I don't know, I don't like Beyonce, but I upgraded like a motherfucker. I thought you said something about to the left, I guess. To the right. To the left. To the left. To the left.
Speaker: I don't know what I said. I gotta listen to the replay and hear exactly what I said. Who plays the sister in ET? That's Drew Barrymore, right? That's Drew Barrymore. Yeah, the one and only Drew Barrymore. I love Drew Barrymore. She had to wear falsies during that movie because she was the singer for Unkey. Hey Steve, can I pet your pet weasel?
Speaker: To me, I thought she would do this. Do I do this? Or do I do this? But I thought Ever After was going to be a movie, a deal breaker for her. And I think I would. Really? I did too, brother. Ever After wasn't too bad. Ever After that. Yeah. He loved it. I didn't like riding cars with boys. I wanted to ride a car with me. He said that little girl did drugs that did more drugs than adult me.
Speaker: I love you Barrymore. I love you Barrymore. She's an amazing actress. I'm not a fan. She's got a cute factor to her. She's not hot. She's not sexy or anything like that. She's got a cute factor to her. But I enjoy her movies. She's got a giant factor about her. She's got a just right factor about her. She's one of those chicks that you wouldn't be
Speaker: I mean, you have to be calmly.
Speaker: you wouldn't feel self -conscious being standing next to her.
Speaker: There ain't no self -consciousness. Like, if I stood next to Charlotte, no, no, no, no. No, but if I stood next to Charlotte, he's there. And I'm like, yeah, this chick is literally in for my money or something. Charlotte is there and scary. Because there's no way in hell she's in for me. That woman's scary. Oh, no, that's me. After the old war, I'm going to have to ask the furious. Oh, have you not seen her in The Devil's Advocate? She's scary in that movie. No, she's scary as fuck. Have you not seen her in Monster? She looks like a man. She was evil in Fast and Furious. She was evil as hell. Oh, yeah, I've seen her in Monster.
Speaker: Monster Hunter. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Speaker: Other tiny hearting movie I haven't seen it yet. Yeah, that's my favorite I gotta see more. No, but like like if I if if her actually in monster it was her and Jeff's girl
Speaker: Christina Ricci. Yeah, it was. Christina Ricci. They were lovers in that movie. Things I would do to that girl? Mm -mm. Oh my god. Why did I even bring that up? Thinking about it. Woke Jeff, ladies and gentlemen. Woke Jeff. Hey, I've woken about a lot of shit, but I am not woken about the fact that I think Christina Ricci is the sexiest woman on the planet. She's one of them. She's one of them. I'll give you that. I'll give you that. I'll give you that. I fell in love with that chick in the movie Casper.
Speaker: When it came out. Don't watch. Don't watch the movie. He fell in love with Christina Ricci and Casper. But mind you, the first time he watched the movie. I've seen it. I've seen it. The first time he's seen Casper, he was 25. I know. I saw it. You saw that movie only because he was naked through the whole damn movie. Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah. What movie was that? Afterline. With Liam Neeson, you know, Ricci? Yeah. Who's naked in the whole movie? Yeah. No, no joke. I watch it. No.
Speaker: Uh, no joke. Well, she played Lizzie Board. She was badass and Lizzie Board. That movie was actually really good after life. I'm going to pet your weasel, Steve, whether you like it or not. I will rape pet your weasel. Penya follows my rules. No man will ever touch my weasel.
Speaker: I'm gonna rape at his weasel. This is all his motherfucker. This is all his motherfucker. This is all his motherfucker. This is all his motherfucker. This is all his motherfucker. This is all his motherfucker. This is all his motherfucker. This is all his motherfucker. This is all his motherfucker. This is all his motherfucker.
Speaker: I'm about to pass some weasels. I got french fried taters and mustard. Mark shows up out of nowhere at the end of the show and he's like, you guys scare me sometimes. I'm scared too.
Speaker: That is the greatest goddamn movie of all time. If you have not seen Sling Blade, there's something wrong with you. Billy Bob Thornton is reaching a level of national treasure. That man is amazing. And he was so good in Sling Blade. Dwight Yocum said, Dwight Yocum said, what are you doing with that lawnmower blade retard? He's like.
Speaker: I like to advance, Hannah. I reckon I won't kill you with it. He's saying, wait, wait, wait. When he goes down and everything, he told her you're not going to shoot. What? Don't tell your mama. Don't tell your mama. Don't tell your mama. Don't tell your mama. Don't tell your mama. Don't tell your mama.
Speaker: I lost my mind.
Speaker: You ain't doing shit right for a week. I'm going to put you down. I'm going to move your friends. We can go to my next list. That is all in my next list. You are doing shit right for me. Mexico.
Speaker: I'm sorry, buddy. Somebody throw a red bullet, Jay. The best is Ritter. John Ritter said there what he's saying. This guy's like fucking girls to the apple.
Speaker: He tore my ass up. I used to stick somebody on a bed with a curtain and put the curtain over my booty. And until you ain't gonna sit right for a week and you just went to town, I said, God damn it. No, I don't know about the record. And then the callback to it when the hooker's like, I ain't shit right for a week. Oh my God.
Speaker: I told the woman that one time. Was that before or after she slapped you? She couldn't reach that far behind. I have no comment. Tony, Tony, I gotta move, Tony. What you do? The best is you do. You get behind your woman.
Speaker: Hold on real tight Jesus Christ don't do it you whisper another girl's name Hang on as tight as you can it's called a raging bull That's called the lane frost
Speaker: Hold on and don't die. The ladies I know will kick me in my nuts. I'm not dead. That's why that's why I said you got to make sure you're protected. Hang on real tight and just whisper another girl's name. When I found out what that's what we call it, Lane, that's why we call it Lane Frost because Lane Frost died right in the bowl. When I found out what a donkey punch was, I swore I would never do this. I should have. I should have done it. I should have done it. If I didn't know and then what I know now, I would have done it.
Speaker: I remember that. I should have done the same thing. Would have made things a lot faster. Absolutely would have done it. Oh hey Folcher, where did you come from? I am so glad you finally showed up and you didn't show up 20 fucking minutes ago. Oh shit. Where the fuck were you then?
Speaker: Where were you when I was buying her damn ring, you bastard? That's called a concert. I'm going to when she's still here. Yeah, because the first one wasn't good enough, so I had to buy a second one. Jane thinks donkey punch is a pet fruit. Now I'm stuck with two fucking rings that I can't do anything with. Fucking donkey punch would have saved me all that bullshit. At least you got the rings, but weird sex.
Speaker: Well, I got the rings back, but I'm more pissed off. I would much rather not got the rings back and got my hoodie and my Browns jersey back than I didn't get back. Oh, you would get the Browns jersey back? I didn't get my Brian Hoyer jersey back. I didn't get one of my favorite hoodies of all time back. I'm just saying.
Speaker: Gentlemen, it's been an excellent broadcast. I want to thank y 'all. Yes, we have to go. Yeah, Glick is going to start. For sake of the browser. Fuck you, Steve. Fuck you, Steve. She did.
Speaker: Oh, shit. This motherfucker, he's probably a goddamn Raiders fan. I think he's a Mexican ass. The only thing I've kept, the only thing I've kept from Poliria's relationship is emotion or damage. The emotion or damage. The emotion or damage. He's a Raiders fan. He's a Raiders fan.
Speaker: Some stereotypes are true, my friend. Some stereotypes are true. Wow. I am not going into hiding right now. They're called stereotypes for a reason. Emotional damage. Emotional damage. We need to get that clip so we can play it every once in a while. Every time somebody gets owned.
Speaker: They don't throw batteries. Well, we didn't throw batteries your players. That was Wisconsin Badgers fans in Cleveland. We throw beer bottles at people. It's the reason why in all NFL stadiums, you can only get plastic bottles. That's right. Yeah. So what happened around our teeth? Nobody says you better have plastic. I would have went with that man. That man went in the stairs to put a beat down on that shit was funny. That shit was hilarious. That motherfucker ran right up in the stands. Oh shit.
Speaker: talking about y 'all throw batteries as Raider fans. That's why they moved to Vegas. Yeah, that was better. Hey, they're going to make money forever. They're going to have the largest, they're going to have the largest NFL franchise in the world because everybody in the world. But you know why? But you know why? Because Vegas is a, is a, is a vacation destination.
Speaker: Listen, let me show you something. They got a fucking hockey team. What is a hockey team doing in Vegas? But that's the thing. But here's the thing. Tony, who's your team? Who's your NFL team? The Jets. Yeah, I just wanted to hear you say it out loud. Shut up, fuck you. So if the Jets are playing, if the Jets are playing the Las Vegas Raiders in Vegas, you won't go. No.
Speaker: I've never been to an NFL game. I'll watch it from home. Really? I have the clip, Jeff. Do you want to hear? I've been to two grounds. Yes. All right. Do it. Do it. Oh, good. You mean the only number your phone has? I just took a photo of your life. That's like when it's ruined. I just took a picture of your face, and now my phone's ruined. Emotional damage. Damage. Emotional damage. Emotional damage.
Speaker: We just need that part. That's all we need is just that part. Just the emotional damage. That's what we need. You're bearing a bridge pain. Don't do that pain. See, I like Steve. See, I've always liked Steve. He's my boy. I'll drink to that. Let's go ahead and wrap up boys. Get late.
Speaker: Oh, it's not that late. Why are you in such a hurry? Isn't your wife in France bangin' pay fake? No, that's next week. She's goin' to Columbia. I don't know. She's goin' to Columbia. You did? Dude, it was like, the flight was like, less than a hundred bucks. Why is she goin' to Columbia? She's goin' with a friend of hers that's a Instagram influencer. That's where water goes. I found one for party.
Speaker: I found one for Tony. Hey, Pena. Pena, I'll be talking to you soon. Don't worry. I went to the Super Bowl and lost the night. My name is Juan Diego, and I will fuck you better than you. Yeah, but we got a championship. I found one for Tony. Yes. I just played. Jeff, I love you guys. You know I love you and your wife.
Speaker: It was a wrap. Anywho.
Speaker: Gentlemen, wrap it up. Let's sing. Feel like I feel like we've had a lot of fun tonight. It's been an honor. It's not really that much of an honor to me. It is. But I am grateful that you I'm grateful that you've you've joined the family. I'm excited for for Monday when you and I do our thing. You know, we'll we'll start out the first couple of shows. We got to find our way. We'll figure out what we need to, you know,
Speaker: where we're going to go with it. But we know movies, we know music. You're a sports fan. I'm a sports fan. So we'll find our rhythm. We're going to find our rhythm. But we're thinking we've got to find a new football team, since you're talking about my Jets. Oh, gosh. Sean's fired.
Speaker: Yeah. That's my man. How's that feel to be? Pain is my man. Pain is a good dude. And I've been, like I said, as I said in your broadcast, as I said last night, when we was live together there, I'm around more than most people think I am. You know, I watch it. I see shit. Now Betty, we just, stop that. That's where I was born. I'm rocking with him like he wants to be brown.
Speaker: I do also like Carolina and Dallas, but I am a Jets fan until I die. I am a Mets fan until I die. I am a native of Queens, New York. I wanna rock my shit like everybody else rocks theirs. The whole South was rocking the Atlanta Falcons before the Carolina Panthers came. And this is what we call, and Tony being a Jets fan and myself being a Browns fan, this is what we call loyalty. Betty, if you're familiar with the Jets, that means you like the Giants.
Speaker: We are an abusive relationship and at the end of every football season, we say the same thing. They promised us they're gonna change. They said they're not gonna be the same as they've been. And I love them. And then the next football season rolls around and they're beating our ass. They're pushing us downstairs.
Speaker: And you're accidentally hitting your door and eye on the door knob. I got a black eye because I hit the refrigerator. You're supposed to be a Patriots fan. You are the Patriots of Bills. Which one? Bette's going to say some fucked up shit. She's going to say the Patriots. She's going to say some dumb shit like I'm a Dallas Cowboys fan. I could live with that. I can't live with that. Fuck that. I knew it. I knew it. You're from upstate.
Speaker: I don't know if I like Betty anymore. You're from upstate. I don't know if I like Betty anymore. Oh, Betty talking. She's like, hell no, I hate the cowgirls. But we do need to wrap up the show. I don't know what's going to go on after this show where we're going to end up. We got to go to Blaze's. Oh, yeah, we got to go to Blaze's. I don't know what's, yeah, you know. But I do want to, I do want to, I want to end the show with something a little bit different. We're going to do Blacktop Mojo.
Speaker: But I want to do this real quick, and I hope you guys can hear this. Never hesitate to remind them that your spirit animal would eat theirs. They might be looking to start shit, but they'll quickly realize you woke up wishing a fucker would. And with that being said, some of y 'all motherfuckers think you're about that life.
Speaker: And some of us are that light. Let me find it. Let me find it. Let me find it. Let me find it. Let me find it. I want that audio, by the way. As I told Tony D last night, as Tony D said last night, he said, I'll walk into a club, meet and mug in every motherfucker I see with my arms crossed. And I said, I'll walk in there smiling like a goofy ass son of a bitch. And he's like,
Speaker: That's why I like going to clubs with people like you. That's right. I want that audio, Glick. Go ahead and send that to me. Oh, yeah, I will. I'll punch the shit out of a bear. Oh, well, the bear gets on the list. If the bear, the kangaroo and the moose, I'm beating all their asses and Texas. I will fight the entire state of Texas. You heard what I said. Fuck you, Texas. I ain't going to say that.
Speaker: And Boston. They can roll deep all day long, but it's January in Ohio. Bring that shit. They won't make a pass. And it's true. Kentucky only wants to fight Texas in the winter. I'll fight Texas. I'll fight Texas in the summer in Texas. I'll come to your house and punch you in your mouth, Texas. I made an entire goddamn country bow to me. You think I'm afraid of Texas? A honey batter would beat your ass.
Speaker: I will beat a honey badger's ass and make it have sex with you, Steve. Damn. Add to the list, Michael. Honey badger. Click. Honey badger. The honey badger is not only going to get his ass beat by me, but it's going to rape Steve. Wow. Rape Steve.
Speaker: Alright, it's on the list. So we have bears, kangaroos, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses, mooses
Speaker: I can't put it up here. Are you looking for piggy blinders? No, I got that already. That's easy. Oh. That's easy. Also, Roadhouse, be nice. Here it is. I got it. Go, go, go, go. Showing results for also Roadhouse, be nice. We're patiently waiting. For who?
Speaker: For Tony, he said he's got a son. He said you go first. Oh, OK. Here it comes. Go for it. Come on. If somebody gets in your face, I want you to be nice. OK.
Speaker: Ask him to walk. Be nice. If you won't walk, walk him. But be nice. If you can't walk him, one of the others will help you. And you'll both be nice. I want you to remember that it's a job. It's nothing personal. But what if he calls my mom a whore? Is she?
Speaker: What is she? This motherfucker was so cold, too. He called cool and close. Is it my turn yet? Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead, man. Go ahead and give it to him. Thank you. That's right. I'm going to say that. That's going to be the next one. That's the outro.
Speaker: Yeah, well this the outro once once blacktop mojo finishes Jeffrey hits them with the deuces Michael hits them with the peace peace out and I hit him with goodbye motherfuckers So you got to hit him with something yes out of your own mouth
Speaker: Unlike a cock that you put in your mouth all the time. I don't keep cock in my mouth. I put mine in people's mouths. Women's. Women's. Women's. Women's. No, no, no, no. You said people's. You said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's. He said people's
Speaker: You said your dick in people's mouths. Women. You said, I'll get the sound. I'll get the sound bite. I'll pull the audio. You said people's. You said women that wanted in their mouths. That'd be correct. Look at you. Whoa, Tony. Look at you. Consensually. Consensually. Consensually.
Speaker: Tony, I only put my dick in women's mouth who can essentially want my dick in their mouth. Who asked for it? Who say yes, I can put my dick in their mouth? The women who didn't take offense are all willing to want to, yes. Let's be clear, don't believe in taking advantage of nobody.
Speaker: Tony I can only imagine Tony he's with a woman with a woman he's like I'd like to put my dick in your mouth as long as that's okay with you so as long as you say it's okay he's like he's like as long as you say yes I would like to put my dick in your mouth so what do you say please sign this piece of paper I'm gonna record you saying yes
Speaker: I really do feel I really do feel I really do feel the oral sex conversation coming soon because Jesus Lord. Meanwhile, meanwhile, I'm over here with the little soul sucker 5000. I've got a couple. I ain't going to know where this is going to go, but I'm happy where it went.
Speaker: You might want to marry that one. Oh, I plan on it. It is your own bad. It is your own bad. I'm thinking about it. All right, let's listen to some blacktop mojo. Please? Please go ahead. I'm just playing bad. What happened? I told you. I told you. What happened? Stalker.
Speaker: I told you. Stalker alert. I just got a text. Stalker alert. OK. Oh, did you get a message? All I got to say is I was right once again. Was it from gangster? Well, the only thing I got to say is, to quote a famous co -host, it is my podcast. And I'll say whatever the fuck I feel like it. First of all, it's the host, not co -host.
Speaker: Whatever. Damn, I quoted him and he had autocrats. Fact check. I love being right. And I was quoting him. Fuck you. That's not all I gotta say. Was it that bad? Was it that bad? What am I missing? No, it wasn't that bad. I want to see it. Send me a screenshot. I'm not gonna send screenshots. I'm not gonna send screenshots. I just enjoyed being right. Moving on.
Speaker: And with that being said, if I was not worried about it, I would have already said something about it, but I'm not. Can we go? Can't enjoy it first. Coachy Q is going to hell. He's going to hell. That's not funny. He's going to hell. He's going to hell for that. That's not funny.
Speaker: I'm gonna say this I'm gonna say this I'm gonna say this real quick before before before we before we end the show
Speaker: Before we end, before we end the show. Oh, shit back on me. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh.
Speaker: You are an asshole. You are an asshole. I'm trying to ignore that shit. I can't help it. I read it and I was like, I gotta hear the punch line. No, no, no. It's upstairs, buddy. You are an asshole. Oh, my God.
Speaker: So I'm gonna say I'm gonna say this real quick and in a hurry before we end the show But
Speaker: You made the decision. This is directed at one person and one person only. Don't take your ear. Don't take your ear. Don't take your ear. You made the decision. You made choices. And you said things. Maybe you should or should not have said. But you.
Speaker: and you took shots and you said some fucked up things about me. You don't get to play the fucking victim. That. All I ever did was what I should have done and I put you on a fucking pedestal. Why you kept my hoodie in my jersey and you sent other stuff back to me, I don't know. And you sent a bullshit ass picture that you know was gonna go in the trash.
Speaker: But you don't get to play the fucking victim. You ran my name, you ran my name in the dirt, and I protected you. I told people to leave you alone. I told people not to go at you. And yet you ran my name in the dirt. And you pretend that this wish piece of shit version of me is better than I am. And if I ever had the opportunity to meet him and or anybody else that you may or may not fuck down the road in the streets, they don't got the time and or the
Speaker: They don't got the day and or the time. You stop playing the victim because you ain't the victim. You fucked up. You made the choices you made. Text me all you want. I moved on. I finally found somebody that deserves me and treats me the way that I've always wanted to be treated. And if you don't like that, and if you're mad about the choices you made, I'm sorry about your fucking luck. Because you are one of the fakest motherfucking people I've ever met in my entire goddamn life.
Speaker: And if you don't like it, fuck you and fuck your fucking feelings. There's a reason why your son, there's a fucking reason why your son still calls me dad. There's a fucking reason why I was the only motherfucker in his life that has ever been his fucking dad. Don't fucking text me in the middle of my goddamn show and try to be the goddamn victim.
Speaker: I ain't about that life. So fuck you and fuck everything about everything. I don't know why you still playing bullshit games. Stuck my shit. I don't block my shit. I'm not hiding behind private accounts and blocked accounts. Oh, you wanna know why? Because fuck you and fuck everybody else. I'm happy. You don't have to. I'm good. I'm good. I'm happy. You don't have to block.
Speaker: What do you need a block for? He didn't, what are you hiding for? You didn't do anything wrong. You're in a relationship? So you didn't that relationship? I didn't. You don't like what you see, don't watch. As a witness, as a witness, as a personal witness, I saw you put her on that work. I saw it. So, you know. Mark, I really could use one. At the end of the day, I know you look. I know you look and I know you watch everything I post.
Speaker: And for the first time in my entire fucking life, somebody has chosen me over everything else. Yeah, it got real, it got real quick and in a fucking hurry. Go to my words with some time and smoke modes. I think you want the best of your time and it's talking to other people. Seeing what you're missed out is your problem.
Speaker: The only goddamn thing I'm guilty of is actually being the first motherfucker to fall in love with you like an idiot. And that was my mistake. It wasn't your mistake, that was my mistake. And I fucked up. And I ignored a lot of bullshit. You can show all your receipts, you can show everything you want. I don't give a fuck at this point. But when you do that, make sure you unblock me. Make sure you unblock all the people that follow me.
Speaker: Mark, don't blow no kisses at me, Mark. Because you was the one that had another one on the side. I just want the fucking pizza. Just bring the fucking pizza. Keep fucking playing games with me. Don't fucking text me in the middle of my goddamn show trying to play the victim. And I'll pay for the fucking shipping.
Speaker: All I wanna know is why did you keep certain things? Stupid ass. Playing your bullshit ass fucking games. This is my fucking world. I let you in. I invited you in. Now I kicked your ass out. You don't exist. And you keep talking that bullshit and you're lucky I deleted all the damn pictures. Every fucking picture I deleted you from my world.
Speaker: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I lost my cool. I lost my fucking cool. This is real broadcast. I need some shit. Mother fuck.
Speaker: I got a goddamn microphone so you motherfuckers can leave or you can listen to every goddamn thing I have to say I've been so good at not losing and not letting people know about the bullshit fuck that
Speaker: Oh man, I'm pissed right now. I'm gonna go punch my neighbor in the fucking head. And anybody who's friends with me and anybody who follows me personally, not anybody else in this broadcast, but if you follow me and you're friends with me, fucking let it go. Don't worry about her. That's another chapter in my book.
Speaker: that didn't work out don't send her clips don't comment on her bullshit don't like anything don't don't even if it pertains to me in any way shape and or form just let it go don't troll
Speaker: Don't troll, fuck her, let her live her life. If she's happy, then that's fine and dandy. If her little boy is happy, perfect, that's all I want. I don't care. Leave her alone and leave my name out your mouth and out her mouth. Don't message her with anything else. If you happen to be a certain someone that Mike and I both know, Caitlin, you dirty rat mouth piece of shit, gutter trash whore,
Speaker: Keep playing your fucking games, because I'll put you on blast real quick in that hurry too. I told you, Clay. I just got here. Fucking played me. I said, a lot of you motherfuckers think you're about that life. I am that fucking life. So play me. I'll do an entire fucking broadcast about you silly, simple -minded pieces of shit. Keep fucking playing around.
Speaker: Sorry, I went on a rant. I went on a tire. On that phone? We're probably going to delete this. Let's listen too. I'm probably going to edit this out of the podcast. They're probably going to... Let's not get into that. Wait dude, one minute. I've just been waiting for this for too long. I can see it. Jeffrey, you should have stopped me. They're waiting. Oh no, that was hilarious. You need to get it out. You need to get it out. You need to get it out.
Speaker: And you just need to delete it because it's for the rewind. Trust me, it needs to be in there. Do not pertain to anything. Mark, that was all about you. I know you're still listening. Mark, that was all about you. You did this. Yeah, by the way. I feel great, man. I feel great. Don't fuck with Gwen's feelings anymore.
Speaker: It's all your fault, Mark. How dare you do our part? I will say it. I will say this. I will say this on a good note. For the first time in my life, for the first time since I was 15 years old, I will say this. You all got me fucked up right now. I'm in it now. For the first time since I was 15 years old, I sleep at night. I don't have nightmares. I don't have night terrors. I don't have stress.
Speaker: A couple of weekends ago, I went down and spent a weekend with somebody. And when we were together, I was relaxed. I've never been relaxed in my life. There was no stress. There was nothing. My mind was clear. My head was clear. It was amazing. And I know her and I have only been talking for a month, but it's one of those things. Everything happens for a reason. We all go down. Michael, listen to this.
Speaker: Listen to the words I'm about to fucking say. We all go down roads. We all have struggles. We all fight our fights. We all fight our demons. But whether you believe in God, Buddha, whatever you want to believe in, there's a path that we are meant to go down. There's a road that we are meant to fight. There are demons and struggles.
Speaker: everything else but it all leads to one thing everything happens for a reason and there's a plan for every single one of us agreed absolutely every single one of us and god damn it if I have not been fucked over more times than I can count but I'm thankful and I said it on a TikTok post I would gladly take that journey a million times I would go down that road a million fucking times if it brings me back if it
Speaker: At the end of the day, it brings me to where I am now. Every single one of us in this broadcast right now are fighters. We're warriors. We've all we've all been dealt shitty hands. Tired or not, you're gonna survive what you can. That's all I do. That's all I know how to do is survive.
Speaker: But now, I finally get to breathe. And redo. That's where you at right now. And for the first time in my life, I get - Take some regroup time. It's for me to you. Take some regroup time. And go reacclimate yourself. You hear me? No, for the - Serious, man. Good, man. He going to do his shit. Stop it to you, Michael. No, he knows I'm talking to him. And I'm not even being disrespectful talking to you, man. I done been through my shit. I'm going to do another level right now.
Speaker: And like I said, for the first time in my life, I get to breathe. That's a good feeling. I get to enjoy. You keep your head up. I get to be peaceful. You keep your fucking head up. That's for me to you, all right? The struggle sucks. Michael, I've been down them roads, brother. The fucking sucks. I thought that Tony's been down. The only thing you can't do is overspend. That's it. I've been down that road in a foreign country. And where you at right now is better than where some of us have been.
Speaker: I'm dead ass serious. You ain't lose your manhood, you just gotta redo it. And that's why I told you - Sometimes in life, you get a chance to start over. And it can be the greatest thing in the world if you let it. That's what I'm gonna help. Your heart hurts, but your mind's still going. Remember that? Your heart hurts, but your mind is still going. You keep your mind going. As long as your mind is still going, you got opportunities and chances, all right?
Speaker: Real shit. Betty, Betty, you're 100 % right now. I absolutely planned my future and I thought it was good and I ignored a lot of things. And it came back and it kicked me in the dick harder than I've ever been kicked in my dick in my life. But at the same time, Jeff got on me actually. In that short time period,
Speaker: And I was doing pretty good. You know, people were talking to me, and over at the chat, and I said, hey, I ain't looking for nothing. I don't want nothing. We can hang out. We can be cool. We can be friends with benefits, whatever you want. And then a certain someone came into my life, and we got to talking. And it was just like everything was right. When I would try to look for a reason that
Speaker: It wasn't. I couldn't find one. Everything was right. I couldn't find one. Every door, every obstacle that might or may not have been in the way was removed. And I told her, and she just Snapchat me, so I know she's still watching, and she's still listening. The moment I had her in my arms, that was all it took.
Speaker: You know, like I said, you know, I told her exactly how it felt and when you know it's right and when you know it's meant to be
Speaker: And it's one of those things, everything happens for a reason. And a month and a half ago, Jeff knows, Mike, you know a little bit, but Jeff knows more than anybody. I was in a bad place. I disappeared. I was doing what I do best. And it's isolating, drinking, and being a goddamn idiot. And then one cheesy ass,
Speaker: horny fucking law i don't know where solidified one of the most amazing feelings in my life and it feels good all right yes i am okay actually actually i'm more than okay i'm actually i'm more than okay i'm i'm i'm i'm
Speaker: Shut up, but you had me a hello. Look at this. I actually, I'm just going to say this and again, this isn't directed to anybody, but yes, look at this. This is the first time. Legitimate. A lot of years. That smile is real. Mark, you just pissed me off.
Speaker: I'm okay. I'm good. Mark just pissed me off. You dropped the fuck off. Yes. Yeah, I'm good. I'm perfect. And on that note, we cue the music.
Speaker: because it literally feels, it literally feels like we're sitting at a dinner table and dad just slapped mom and everybody just don't want to say nothing. Yeah, I got that real real quick in a hurry. I apologize guys. I apologize to y 'all listening. I'm sorry. I went on a rant. I will edit it out because
Speaker: I'm trying not to do rude, but I gotta move it back. I said what I said. This is my second video. I gotta check. Yeah. Take the shit. Fuck shit, man. I said what I said, and you know, it felt good to finally get that bullshit off my chest. And I know you're still watching. I know you're still listening, because that's what you do. As of tomorrow, you don't fucking exist. I'm going to pull a card that I don't
Speaker: typically pull in life. And you're blocked on every fucking thing. You're absolutely blocked on every fucking thing. I don't block people, my shit is public and I am who I am, but you're fucking blocked. You, your people, your friends, your family, everybody's blocked. I've made a lot of mistakes in my life, but you
Speaker: Congratulations. You made the top of that bucket list. Number one with a bullet, folks. And with that being said, we're going to allow Jeffrey to touch up himself. And I'm probably going to. Tony's so uncomfortable.
Speaker: Well, Tony has seen a lot of sides of me, and he's seen me come on glue on some people. Tony's never got to see what had just happened tonight. Nobody's ever got to see it. I've seen it live. I've seen it live. Well, Jeffrey has. Jeffrey has seen it live and in person. The only thing that, the only thing that has been in YouTube, I catch the eye of my,
Speaker: Yeah, one time it was at me, and we both had it. The only thing that hurts me about that situation is I was in that body. I was in the live in this whole thing. Yeah, I've been curling writing this on and about my love for it.
Speaker: Jay, Jay, you can only write a sonnet about your level on me as long as you do it live. Yes, let us play the song. Coachy, fuck you. First of all, I was a Browns fan. I don't hold anything back. I let it be known. I'm the first motherfucker to burn them bitches. Tony's. Tony's. Tony's team.
Speaker: I appreciate y 'all listening. I'm going to rerecord this just so you know, cause I got to delete like an entire hour out of this podcast, but, um, I appreciate y 'all listening. I appreciate y 'all hanging out. Sorry. It got, it got a little intense and I apologize. And Jeff, Mike, Tony, I appreciate you guys for just kind of hanging out and letting me just fucking
Speaker: vent because in all honesty it's the first time I got to vent because I've held a lot in. So I appreciate every one of you guys. You guys who still stuck around. You guys who stuck around in the comments and dropped your bullshit. You all some assholes.
Speaker: But we love you. So with that being said if you guys aren't already make sure you give us a follow on Facebook Instagram Twitter at nonsensical nonsense Join us right here live and in person Tony and I will be back Monday night at 6 o 'clock good for you, Tony So we'll tell you
Speaker: Mike may join us. I'll send you an invite, and if you can join us, you can join us. Yep. You're able to be here, you be here. Yeah, no, that was my thought. I was going to send invites to both Jeff and Mike, and if they can be here, they can be here. If they can't, they can. But Tony and I will be live for the first Monday night show, so you can join us live right here on HAPS Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday. That's the other great thing.
Speaker: is having somebody who actually supports this show and loves us and enjoys listening and she thinks they were funny and she gave Tony a ringing endorsement and she could not wait to see Tony and I go live together because Tony and I know movies and music and sports and everything like that so she knows that it's gonna be something a little bit different but she looks forward to seeing Tony and I do our thing. That's what it's about.
Speaker: woman to actually support, you know what? The biggest men that have ever lived on this planet have support of their wives or their women. Coach, yes, I am. There's not any jackass. And that's because because you know what? I'm going to tell you something. Todie is coaching. Having a good woman, having a good woman back you up. It's the power that you women have of us. You can
Speaker: Frank us man. If you don't push that gospel right there, you don't put your name Amen you can make us feel like fucking Superman Hallelujah, you hold the power And you have a good woman back in you and nothing is Nothing every single day every single day since I met My new woman my new lady she
Speaker: Tony, your pick earlier was Superman talking that bullshit to Batman. That's how I feel. Every day, man, I feel like Superman. I feel like I can take on everything. And the greatest thing she said to me was if we're ever out in public and you get into a fight, I got you. I'm jumping in. I'm like, what? Let me tell you something. You better wear a condom. I'm going to tell you that's supposed to be pregnant.
Speaker: I ain't any one of us worried about all that bullshit. I've had a couple of women that sit and fight with me if they ever got in a fight. I promise you, I was in that thing that night. That is a title. The moment that she's on. That is eternal. Yeah, that was a good feeling. She was like, you get into a fight and it's unfair. I'm jumping in.
Speaker: And you believe it? And you believe it? I believe it. I'm 100%. I'm 100%. Yeah, she's got my back. I've been with women in my life. Because a lot of women out here feel like they know what a riot or die is. You don't fucking know what a riot or die is. In my lifetime, I don't know that. A handful.
Speaker: I got a few yeah, I know she said that shit to me Yeah, I felt that shit I believe that shit that's that shit that makes me go fight for Steppenwolf when Lois Lane said come on Let's go that motherfucker got rejuvenated by himself. Let's see why himself I bet you he got all up in Lois Lane's ass. She had another
Speaker: I am so Superman said I'm about to fucking rock your world step away No bullshit that that moment that moment that that moment that she said if some shit goes down in the street And you want to fight I'm jumping in and I got you I was like oh
Speaker: I ain't ever had nobody got me like that. When they let you be yourself inside of them, it's priceless. I will fight Steppenwolf for some of the women I've known. I will fight, I will fight fucking Thanos by myself. I will fight with the glue. With that woman by my side, with that woman by my side, I will fight Thanos one on one. I will fight
Speaker: I'll put a motherfucker in front of me. I'll fight all three of you sons of bitches if I have to. The right woman. I'll use Jeff as a weapon. I'll use Jeff as a weapon, but I'm gonna tell Jeff to wait if I gotta go with the you two asses first. He going cheap. I already know. Oh, yeah. You have to shoot me. But no, you know, like I said, for the first time in my life, I'm a little guy. I can bob and weave my own shit. Yeah. Bob and weave until I grab them ankles and snatch you up off the ground.
Speaker: Like I said, it feels good to, you know,
Speaker: And as men, we can all agree to this. When you got a woman that appreciates you, and she's got you no matter what. And that's what I told her. Even here with the podcast, I love the fact that she's a fan. I love the fact she's in here from beginning to end. Maybe not tonight, cuz I think she fell asleep, but she had a long day today. But she's in here every episode from beginning to end.
Speaker: She's in here. And she's watched it. And not to critique the things that you said or done. She's not in it. Right. Or said, no. Well, you didn't do this right or you didn't do that right. She said it because she wants to watch you. She wants to watch you. She wants to watch how we interact with each other because she enjoys it. She's still listening right now. She's still listening right now.
Speaker: Right. Not to you. You know, you know, you don't have to have the after.
Speaker: You don't have to have the after podcast phone call and see Tony's, Tony's back teeth on his head during the podcast. But my brain is finding Nemo. I got to go. Yeah, exactly. Calm down, Escape. But but yeah, let's let's definitely let's definitely in this. It went way longer than it should have. I'm going to try to get a phone call just so I can see here. That's all I want. I just want to see it.
Speaker: Hopefully that's okay. She should be asleep because she's got to get up in the morning. I'm just, I'm just, don't mind me. I feel good right now boys. Like, like, I just let out. I don't even know if I'm going to delete it. I don't even know if I'm going to delete it. I just feel good. Like what a weight off of my shoulders.
Speaker: Agreed. Jeffrey? I say make it your ringtone. Damn.
Speaker: Fair enough, we ain't deleting shit. We ain't deleting shit. So again, I appreciate y 'all listening. Thank you guys for hanging out with us tonight. Jeffrey, Michael, Tony, I love y 'all. Y 'all probably don't understand how much I love you guys. They can judge me for saying that, but I do love you guys. And Tony, thank you for joining the family. There's a little reach around for you.
Speaker: You're my first wife. You're my longest relationship. Tony D, thank you for joining the family. Thank you for - Thank y 'all for wanting me here. Everybody, all of you. Absolutely. Thank y 'all for wanting me here. I had fun. I had fun for real.
Speaker: But yeah, we are going to end this show. We are going to end this show. If you guys aren't already, make sure you're following us on social media at Nonsense School Nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter. And yes, we are on TikTok. And you can join us live right here every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night on HAPS. H -A -P -P -S. Download the app. It's free. Follow Nonsense School Nonsense. Get your asses up here. That's what we do.
Speaker: We could talk shit with no problems, even with differences. Bring your asses up here. No drama. There was no drama tonight. There was no drama. Oh, speaking of which, get the fuck out of here. You did it. You did it. You did it. It's your fault now. You fucking did it. What did I do? You fucking did it. Tony Diaz is a legend. What did I do? What did I do? There it is! Right there is Tony speaking.
Speaker: No fighting. No fighting. No fighting. Why that man in the corner? Watch that man in the corner. And this is me. This is me right here.
Speaker: for the bottom of my heart the next list with the best scene of the movie that's my number one pick that is that is awesome and tony was telling him he was preaching that motherfucker disrespected him so i hit that bitch with a bottle
Speaker: Be nice. Be nice.
Speaker: You know what I kind of pick because you know, whatever he's going through like I was a part of a lot of it. Yeah, you know, but here's
Speaker: Yeah, here's the crazy thing Jeff and Jeff. Yeah, Jeff and Jeff and I have been friends for 25 years Jeff So, like I said Jeff is my boy that's my brother like that is my dude I will go to war for this motherfucker every single day. I'll go to war for Mike Mike I go to war for you every single day I'll go to war with Tony every single day But but but Jeff knows me better than pretty much anybody in my life
Speaker: Jeff and I've had conversations. We've had deep conversations, you know, but Tony D and I like Tony and I out of nowhere him and I became like there was that again, everything happens for a reason and randomly, you know, randomly Tony and I became friends and
Speaker: And Tony and I are about that. Tony's about the same life I'm about. So if it gets real, not that there's no question in my mind. If shit got real and the four of us were together, I know Jeff would jump. I know Mike, you would jump. But me and Tony, we already know. We go out together. We can't go out together. Tony and I can't go out together. Tony and I can't go out together. You're the giants behind me. I'll be the first to jump.
Speaker: I know you, this motherfucker be standing on a bar.
Speaker: If you don't know what they are, go check them out everywhere and anywhere you stream music. Check them out on all social media, at black .mojo. These are our guys, and one day, eventually, hopefully soon, we will have them on the show. And I do, and I will send Matt and Kat a special request, because I want to hear an acoustic version of Simple Man. Hell yeah. So, with that being said... I'm very high, 100 % for that.
Speaker: I'm gonna start reading messages on their videos. I need to hear, man. I need to hear, so. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. Go to their videos, leave messages, leave comments, go to their social media. I gotta turn my speaker back on. Tell them nonsense, nonsense, censure. Yeah. And play Simple Man. But, um, yeah, these are our guys. We'll have them on the show eventually. I can't wait till we have them on the show because, as Jeff said, I'm gonna fangirl like a bitch, and I will.
Speaker: But it is what it is. We're going to end this all over. We know how with a little black top mojo.
Speaker: She likes the mood, she likes the night, she likes the blood on her hands She dance the lickin' through the trees until her eyes roll in She whispers prayers into the wind and she communes with the dead
Speaker: She throws the bones into the fire in darkness it can't Raise the blade above her head As I break into the blade she said Oh, model in the sky Take the sacrifice I wanna live forever and now
Speaker: Spirit in the air Give me a new blood Make me a god like you Around the woods a thousand eyes look on and she stops to feast
Speaker: There was a smile on her face as she watched my soul lead It's her dance to back her head As blood ran down her chin, she said Truth is... Sir, can I have... That was my bad start. Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself?
Speaker: Sir, this is a Speedy Mart. We have hot dogs, too, for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like, something sharp. Something, like, I can stab to fit myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. Kind of like a rich cracker. Well...
Speaker: Let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and kind of borrow your bathroom key as well. Uh, yeah. Bathroom key. All right. There. Make sure you bring it back and that'll be 1362 and I'm going to have to have exact same. So we're in a coin shortage at the moment.
Speaker: It also pisses me off the way Matt does camp in this video. I don't know if you want to listen to him or not, but we have to get him on the show.
Speaker: We got you showing the deal, I'm listening. We got to get into the bullshit stuff.
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!
Speaker: He works for this shit.
Speaker: And that's the show folks. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Tony, Jeffrey, Michael, I love you guys. We will see you guys Monday with a brand new episode of Nonsenseical Nonsense with the one and only Glick and the big dog. Well, not the big dog, but Pookums will be joining me Monday. The Pookums will be joining me Monday. So we appreciate y 'all listening and we'll see you Monday at night. Hit up with it one more time, Jeffrey.
Speaker: Deuces Michael give him Tony you got a closer working on it We're growing round here how that your boys at the time that's what we do we grown as fuck Goodbye, motherfuckles. We'll see y 'all Monday night. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out
