Nonsensical Nonsense 173 Sometimes they comeback...

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Speaker: What's going on everybody? Happy Yum Day. Welcome to nonsensical nonsense. How you guys doing? How you guys living? I'm Glick. We got Jeffrey in the house. We got Tony D in the house. It's going to be a good day, ladies and gentlemen. I feel like I'm running around like a chick on my head cut off. I literally just got to the door about 10 minutes ago. I have to go. Give me a little bit more work done right there. Got that bad boy all taken care of.

Speaker: Someone's playing with great ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, the red rock. And, and I'll make the rock crack. And, and on top of it, we scheduled my forearms or one forearm. So I go back in a couple of weeks and start rocking out the forearm.

Speaker: They're going to be interlocking. Everything's going to tie together. And then while we were there, we were talking about my chess piece and we figured out my chess piece. It's going to be fucking awesome. Tony, what did I tell him when he started? He wasn't going to stop it. Well, first and foremost, Jeff, you said that, but I had already said it way before you said it because I've been wanting tattoos for years. If I didn't have some crazy ass ex -wife that was spending all my money telling me I couldn't get tattoos, I'd already been covered.

Speaker: As you always tell me, don't talk about it, just do it.

Speaker: Uh, do you see my arms? I can't, I can't do it any more than I'm already doing, but no, so I did just come from the tattoo shop. I'll get pictures up. You guys can check that out on our social media. Speaking of our social media, go ahead and check us out on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Tik TOK. You can also join us live every Monday, Wednesday and Saturday.

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Speaker: things. Jeff offers STDs. Oh, you get that cleared up. At least you can get rid of it. At least you can get rid of it. I can't say the same for me. There's some things that you just don't leave behind in the desert when you're there.

Speaker: I didn't get nothing over there, trust me. I was just fucking kidding. I was just lucky with you guys. Yes, covered better than the Jets office. Man, you are not wrong about that. Whatever. They won that game, damn it. They won that game. Buck out there. What's happening? Jets won. J -E -T -S, Jets, Jets, Jets. I think he, I think he meant Jets defense. I think that's what he was going for. I think he was taking a shot at our Browns.

Speaker: Well, the freezing waters, everybody says they got lucky regardless. I'm not going to disagree with that. Right. I'm going to say right now, I didn't watch. Shocker. Yeah, right. News flash. The Jets absolutely got lucky in that game. Cleveland gave it to them. But as of Sunday, I started a new hashtag.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Hashtag OFC. Only fucking Cleveland. I hate to burst your bubble. That has been around for a long time. It's just never been a hashtag. No, that's what I said. I created a new hashtag. It's Christian in the military. Yeah. Stevie Wonder, how you doing? As I said, a new hashtag I created.

Speaker: Well I did think about you gentlemen the other day when I was getting my watch and holy shit those NFL watches that Invictus got are super nice but they're so big I kid you not as I was telling you Chris before the show

Speaker: It literally looked like it was wearing one of your championship. I'm the champ belt on my wrist. They're so ridiculous. And I literally told my wife, you know, if I was a 300 pound fat guy, this would work good. But at 150 pounds, you know, 5 '3", it's not a good look. You know, I don't need 40 pounds of weight hanging off my arm.

Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Plus they were they were like 1600 bucks a piece and I was like, yeah, I'm good. It's the last most embarrassing buck. I bear you are correct. What's going on killer cam? It's a very true statement, by the way.

Speaker: and you prepare something and then you lose. Yeah, like that's the thing. Like I'm not even there. They're playing tomorrow night. I'm not even really looking forward to it. The only thing I am looking forward to is that I got Tony's acid fantasy football this week and I got my buddy Kevin and fantasy football this week in my league.

Speaker: And I think Kevin and I are going to have a pretty good thing. I think Tony and I are going to have a pretty good thing. And you wonder why you run around with your chicken with a head cut off mentality? Because you've got 400 ,000 things going on. Dude, I can't have 400 fucking things going on. Because if I don't have 400 fucking things going on, I sit in this fucking house. And I sit inside my head. And I never think every goddamn possible, terrible conclusion in the world. Oh, no. I've come to ignore it. I killed that Jiminy Crick in a long time ago. I was like, fuck that, dude.

Speaker: But I do. I was, I was, I was not too, not to my liking that I have to go to the gym. I was told you're going to the gym.

Speaker: Yeah, because you sit in that fucking chair all day, every day. That is not true. No, it's not true anymore because the wife is home. So I spend less time in here. Yeah, Buckeye Bear, just so you know, I've been a Jets fan all my life, it's not just you. Yeah, no, exactly. Yeah, exactly. It's 400 fantasy teams and I have one real team that just makes, well, and that's, you know, just in general, I mean, the only good team in my life is Michigan.

Speaker: The Cavaliers are building something. They're coming around. They look like they're rebuilding something. They are rebuilding something, and they look like they're coming around. If you left his mama alone, y 'all would have had more than one championship. I didn't do anything with his mama. That was old boy. That was old Delonte, man. Y 'all didn't even tell no damn about it.

Speaker: Hey, hey, if I was, if I was banging LeBron's mom and I was his teammate at the same time, I'd have told the whole day. Oh, I do. Your King James. Your King James. I'm adding the latte because I'm giving your mama the business King James. If I was, if I was messing with LeBron's mom and the youth and my team, I wouldn't have said Jack.

Speaker: Oh no, I don't want a t -shirt with his mom and me on the fucking cover. Yeah, I would have been talking all kinds of that shit. Fuck you, bro. I wouldn't have said nothing. I wouldn't have said nothing. I'd walk up to him and go, hey, LeBron, smell that. That's right. That's why your ass is where you are right now. That's why you keep utilizing that bourbon, see?

Speaker: I'm your daddy. That's why your ass is where you are. Look at me. Look at me. I'm your daddy. And that's why you have to work in Miami and dump y 'all ass. That's all right. We got a championship out of it. Yeah, he served us right there. He served us right there. He served us right there. He gave no one cilantro with LeBron's mom or Zach. Oh.

Speaker: I'm going to go with Zach Wilson, slamming milfs. Cause his girlfriend broke up with the, started dating his old highs or college roommate, college teammate, started dating him and Zach Wilson's like, I'm banging milfs. Life danger lemons. I'm going to make that lemonade boy. Damn. All right. But, uh,

Speaker: No, I was going to tell you guys. Yeah. I have a little surprise for you guys today. Oh, I like surprises. Do you? With that voice, I'm leaving this one alone. With his voice or my voice? I like surprises. Let me hide behind my virtual background for this. Well, I got a little surprise for you guys. I got a little surprise for you guys.

Speaker: ladies and gentlemen, the return. I was talking to him this morning. I hit him up and I said, hey man, what are you doing tonight? I want you to come back on the show for, you know, come and catch up, come and see everybody. The boys have been talking about you. So, you know, we,

Speaker: I wouldn't expect any different Stick together, right? Yes. Yeah, that's right. The GWO was now in effect. Damn it. The GWO is back in business. So for those of you guys who don't know,

Speaker: The big dog Mike down here used to be on the show, you know, you had to take a little hiatus a little leave of absence. You know, we won't dive too much into it but he's got some personal stuff he's dealing with. And we all thought it was best that you know we take a little bit of a leave of absence but we've been talking about him on the show, you know, the guys and myself we've all been missing him so

Speaker: I, you know, talked to him today. I was at the shop. We never shot so far. Yeah. So far I missed you. And, uh, you know, I was like, come on, you know, if you're, if you're down, come on the show. He was absolutely down. So ladies and gentlemen, the big dog is back in the building. Welcome back. Damn it. The man, the man, the leg has returned.

Speaker: And he was even more excited the fact that he didn't have to download an app or anything like that. All you got to do is turn your shit on, man. Listen, all Joseph Smith, Mike, it's good to see you.

Speaker: You're here. I know what you was going through personally, myself. And I was always wishing you the best regardless. I always told you the door's gonna be open. So, goddamn it. We got three hours to do this shit. Get motherfucking started, Glitch. Yeah. All of that. We're gonna get started. Now, you know, as Mike and I talked, it's not gonna be a permanent thing. You know, he's still trying to get stuff situated and squared away, but he will be when he's got the opportunity and he's got the time.

Speaker: And all he's got to do is shoot me a message and the link will be sent his way and he come in here. There has been some changes on the show, Mike. So go ahead and fill you in with that. We're all over the place. We are now fancy, fancy headphones on. Everybody's all

Speaker: I still got my microphone and everything like that. Not that the technical has really changed, but we did switch platforms. We're now on StreamYard, which is a very podcast friendly

Speaker: So much better to use. And we have so many more bells and whistles and stuff that we can play with and we can download music and play videos and we can pull stuff up on the fly and throw it on the screen. We can send it out to different platforms. So much better than the old days. What was that app called? I don't even know anymore. Yeah, we put it to rest finally. We had a eulogy and everything for it.

Speaker: Ah, there it is. I'm on it tonight, boys. There you go, Joe. Yeah, we can play one of them all day. We got banners and everything. Oh, no, the best one, Mike. The best one is Mike, let me ask you some stuff about some Star Trek. Hold on, Jeff. Wait a minute, Jeff. Wait a minute, Jeff. We got to do this properly. Hold on. We got to do this properly.

Speaker: What are we doing properly? Dead air is always good. Dead air. Let's do this properly. Give me 20 minutes. I'll be right back. Don't give me another strike, goddamn you. You ain't getting no strike. Y 'all just hold the fuck on it. Drop some Star Trek knowledge real quick, Mike. Go ahead.

Speaker: Wait a minute, Mike, damn it. That's Star Trek character. Wait a minute. I was trying to do something, and you want to start talking about Star Trek. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Mike is back, ladies and gentlemen. Raise your glasses, raise your bottles. There it is. Raise your glasses, raise your bottles. I took you that long. Jesus Christ, Tony. Cheers, motherfuckers. That's right. No, but real quick, Mike's favorite Star Trek character. Bubba Pat. Favorite or complicated?

Speaker: I thought we've been through this, but let's do what we did. My favorite character would be Captain Kirk.

Speaker: It took me a second. I was like, why is he springing up Star Trek? I'm trying to explain something. And this dumb bastard wants to talk about Star Trek. And then it dawned on me. That's what I just got quite. I'm telling you right now.

Speaker: I can already tell what kind of night it's going to be. Hold on a second. Oh Lord. Here we go. Looks like David, I didn't come back for this shit. That was good. That was good. He held his hand and walked it right.

Speaker: I'm just going to have to break out this peach right here.

Speaker: I'm not gonna do I'm not I'm not gonna get drunk with you I got broke up and and I was naked and he did nothing wrong and I did all the wrong and

Speaker: And it wasn't his fault is what you're saying. That line never got shut down.

Speaker: it was all the lives that we weren't getting naked and it was definitely the strip club l big dog in the house that night and then i had to peel my face off the kitchen table going i'm never drinking again you know you you you you are in a long line of individuals do that same exact statement after a night of drinking

Speaker: It's usually you're drunk and Chris is sitting there going, what are you? Are we done? Get up pussy. Why are you? Because any of you ever if quick ever gets drunk around you he does this That's how you know

Speaker: I know that look. So the fact that I know that look. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, I fucked up with me too. I've gotten fucked up. I've gotten fucked up a few times in lives and stuff like that. There's no shame in my game. But as I was saying, a lot of things have changed since you've been gone. Not only are we here, the social medias are growing. But probably the biggest thing that's happened, and I was trying to get in. I wanted you to be here when I was doing this introduction.

Speaker: A couple weeks back, we were invited to join the IRN Broadcasting, Internet Radio Network Broadcasting family. The IRN. Internet Radio Network.

Speaker: No, not Ireland, which is huge. There's so many talented radio guys on there. There's a lot of super talented guys, guys that have been in the business for years that have worked with Stern and Bubble Love Sponge and Opie and Anthony.

Speaker: There's some super talented podcasters on there. There's also Kevin Hawley, which... I was going to say that. It's kind of like a little hanging fruit on that one. Yeah, no, no, I love Kevin Hawley. But we were fortunate enough to get invited to join the Iron Family. I was excited for it because that is so far, that is probably one of the biggest breaks we've gotten so far. Yes. I did finally get to go see Blacktop Mojo live in concert. Did not get to meet him.

Speaker: But I did get to see him, and I was about six inches away from Matt's face, and he's beautiful. Save that. Save that. We record. It was a little speaking. It was a little speaking. You were about six inches away, and it was beautiful. That's what he said. It was beautiful. It was beautiful. It was like heaven on earth. I looked into his eyes, and I fell in love. I was always about six inches away from a good time. Always. Yeah, right? Yeah, well.

Speaker: You gotta do what you gotta do. But no, they were in a bar downtown on campus and I was literally right in front of the stage. I did get to meet the two opening acts who are now friends of the show will be coming on the show soon. And once we started, once we get everything squared away with the IRN and all that jazz. So we play their music now. Fans were playing.

Speaker: Yeah, I mean, it's a lot's been going on. That being said, Mike, we keep Wednesdays right at three hours where we cannot go over because IRN does use our Wednesday show for this before there. Yeah, because we fall into the five days. They have a schedule and time slots, like a regular radio station. Yeah.

Speaker: So on Wednesdays, we fall into the five to eight window right before Kevin Hawley. So people can listen to a good podcast. And then see what a bad one is. And then they can listen. I didn't say bad. I said, then they could listen to Kevin. No, I said. I said it. Kevin actually has a phenomenal podcast. And he's been doing it for a lot longer than I have. And I do. I love that guy. And when he's on, he's on. But when he's off, he's off. Oh, boy, is he off. He's off.

Speaker: I can't have a situation like that. I sent you one too because you'd be a little whiny baby. But what's what's what's been up with you man? I mean we've been doing our thing in here. I don't know if you watch or see it or anything like that or anything or whatnot but you know without going into too much crazy detail. I check in to see what's going on you know.

Speaker: Every now and again, I come in and view and see what's going on and see all the bad jokes from from Glick and then I have good jokes. I don't know what you're talking about. You guys, you know, and that's why I started getting tattoos thinking he's funny. And apparently, I've been really. You mean. Yes, sir. You've been. I've just.

Speaker: I've just been just trying to learn how to live all over again. I try to find my purpose, try to find my point in life, what I'm supposed to do. And I found myself jumping into many projects. I actually am on a movie. I'm in a movie.

Speaker: Nice. So now I'm like an action star now. I'm just kidding. We all know what kind of movie it is. Mike does, Bob. I'm not going to see it. I'm just saying.

Speaker: Actually no, I don't have enough money to fix the transmission

Speaker: Yeah, I've had offers. I've had offers, but, uh, just wasn't right. You know, this is something I've asked both the boys, sir. And I'm going to ask you if Elon Musk comes up tomorrow to you and says for $7 billion suck his dick for one minute, don't have to look at him. Finish. Do you do it?

Speaker: $7 ,000 for a hell lot of mouthwash. Exactly. See, Tony? What's the movie? What's the movie? And I also can kill anybody that says anything. I can hire the hitman. And I mean, it's like more points on why you should do it.

Speaker: I volunteered. I'm sorry about that. I volunteered for the hitman position. The women ginger has capitalized on that. I'm not talking this shit. I'm going to let them finish. Can you say what the movie is or what the movie is about or anything like that? I'm assuming it's an independent type thing. It's an independent film. It's called Deprobato.

Speaker: And it's on YouTube. I actually, like, I worked with him. I didn't even know he was doing this. And he just started filming. So you were in background action and he's like, you're signing this? No, no, there's no contracts. But he asked me, he's like, dude, could you like be like a gangster in my film? And I was like, oh, OK. OK. You know, I got to play a mercenary. And I, you know, I.

Speaker: And then, and then I came up there and shot with him at his house. And, um, you know, I'd started giving some suggestions and stuff because, you know, my martial arts background, and we're able to spice it up. And, and then of course, with what I've done on Tik TOK, I've learned some editing skills and, um, did him a sampling of my writing. And now he wants me to write the second season, uh, of that bravado and, um,

Speaker: We're, we're working on that. I'm just trying to juggle that with, with my personal. If you need any heavily tatted bad guys or heavily tatted good guys, let me know. I'll come up. What I told him, I said, I have over 10 ,000 followers that, you know, we do tech talks and acting as part of it.

Speaker: And I can guarantee it that we can find you a cast of people to do shit. You know, it's amazing what people can do on TikTok with a good editing and all that stuff. So I act like a radio podcast coach three times a week.

Speaker: I got one. I'm not going to. I'm going to be good. I'm going to be good because I want to roll with that. Roll with you, boy. But I'm not going to do that. I'm going to say, come on. Come on. You should see how much I abuse these two every week and they don't give it. They don't give it back. I call Jeff a good sucker. No, I know. I know you get the fuck out of him.

Speaker: I called Jeff a co -sucker a couple weeks ago and he just sat there. You know what we found out? We found out Golf Hawk was a black guy. You should have seen Blue Space. Oh my God! You remember Golf Hawk? The funniest thing I've ever seen. You remember Golf Hawk from the Chatter's box? Do you remember Golf Hawk from the Chatter's box? From which one? From the Chatter's box. From Haps and everything.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. He's a black guy. I didn't know that. And I was shocked by it. Golfont sent Chris his Instagram. And Chris is live on the show. And he goes, holy crap, you're a black guy. Because Golf's in there behind you. Golf sent you to me and that baby. Come on up when you finish.

Speaker: Gulf is an OG to this show. Gulf's been in a lot of crazy conversations with us and said a lot of crazy things that I just did not expect. It sounds like a lot of stuff he says, you'd be like, that's definitely a white guy this time. And then you see him, you're like, wow, that's not a white guy. Who's a white guy? It all depends now, huh?

Speaker: So much. We found out that out of all of us, smoke is the most racist.

Speaker: Yeah, surprisingly. Smoke says racist shit. And I was like, I just want to say, Smoke said that, not me, because I'm using me to be the racist. Smoke has a disclaimer that Smoke said that, and also Smoke is Black. By the way, Smoke is Black, yes. Unbelievable. Every time Smoke does something, I have to throw this up. By the way, Smoke is Black. His nickname is Smoke. I mean, that's. Oh, no. I'm knowing about like,

Speaker: there's white smoke too only mechanics understand that spoiler alert

Speaker: Yeah, we got that we could do so much stuff on the fly I've got so worried about being demonetized because you just the tiktok symbol just

Speaker: You gotta work on that shit, no damn more. We got a couple of that shit, that's great. All right, what do we do? We do some words of wisdom. The only thing we get strikes for is because of Jeff and Tony. Yeah, Jeff and Tony, they get us strikes all the time. Mostly Jeff. I've been behaving. You did the shark, you did the shark strike. No, Tony put that shit up there. I just sent him the link so he could watch the video.

Speaker: If we download music off of YouTube and we put it over here in our brand to where we can play it during the show and whatnot, for whatever reason, no problems. But you can screen share on here. So if you screen share a YouTube video, you catch a YouTube strike. Well, one night

Speaker: We were having a conversation that went a little left of center and got a little dirty. And these two goofballs were playing music and my most nonsensical guess the fuck I did. They were playing music off of YouTube and screen sharing and they were striking us during the show. Like they would hit us with a strike, mute the show until the song was done and then bring the show back up on YouTube. And as soon as they would start another one,

Speaker: 30 seconds in strike us again. I got like 10 fucking emails after that show saying that that we had so many YouTube strikes and then yeah wait I got 25 by myself.

Speaker: I'm not trying to get 25 of them. Remember what happened when you got 25 of them? You had to start a new YouTube account. I'm not trying to do that. I put way too much work into our social media.

Speaker: The good news though is, is you can do your top 10 like songs or whatever and just download the music or play little clips of it without the music. Well we haven't done top 10 in a long time like that. Yeah, because it won't let us bastard. I put the starting five to rest for a little while. A, because I couldn't throw one to save my fucking life.

Speaker: And I've got 22 victories, so these guys won. Once again, who does the votes? Who tallies the votes? Well, the way that I remember it is someone was supposed to quit and retire and allow somebody else to win. You know, the only way someone else can win is if someone doesn't quit. I did retire. I did retire. If someone wasn't

Speaker: I did I did I did retire and then I pulled the okie -doke on these fools and I hit him with one of these

Speaker: And you're one. And I let him know who the damn champ was. Oh, hell yeah. That's my job. All right. Me and Justin are already. Just hold on a second. Oh, no, he didn't. He's going to go with that mascot or something weird like that. You're right. So I'm taking it. I'm taking it since my absence. Do you want a champ? Nobody else is one except for Glick.

Speaker: Yeah, we all won. But we haven't done it for several weeks. So Glick has been the only winner since I've left. Except for my victory. No, Tony won one. So me and Glick are the only ones that won. We'll serve. Tony won. Tony won. We'll serve. No, Jeff has got one, too. No, we lose him. No, I got plenty. I'm not stupid enough to buy a stupid belt because I'm not a nerd. I didn't buy my belt.

Speaker: Mine was earned. I will say that. Mike, have you seen that movie?

Speaker: Have you seen the movie, Mike? Hot Top Time Machine 2. These two idiots won't watch the movie. No. God, I won't even watch the movie. They're like, no, it's stupid. Hot Top Time Machine was way better than the second one. But the second one was good. Oh, yeah. The second one was good. I don't want to go into a crazy movie conversation again. Yeah, I understand. Yeah, again. But I do want to say this real quick. Real quick, just it's an appetizer, a little snacky snack. I watched Store Love and Thunder last night.

Speaker: And any of you guys that don't like Thor Love and Thunder, you can eat my starfish.

Speaker: Um, the end, I thought it ended beautifully. I thought it ended beautifully. And the soundtrack was awesome. It ended beautifully. They had a great ending to that movie. Not for a lot. That was a great ending. Hamdell's kid wanted to be called Axl. Cracked me up. I lost. He said it's an 80s rock band that I discovered here on Earth. No, I thought it was a rock movie. The rock guy calls him Asshole. Yeah.

Speaker: They slip it at Corks like, okay, asshole. I look a lot better than She -Hulk. She -Hulk is not that bad. Listen, stop. It's not bad. It's not great. I've only watched part of the first episode. We haven't finished watching it yet. I roll my eyes. She -Hulk's really hot, though. Yeah, she's hot. That's the only reason I keep watching. Let's be honest.

Speaker: But no, we only watch part of the first episode, because I watch all that stuff with Cash. So last night, Cash and I watched Thor in Love and Thunder. And I was really expecting it to be a dog shit movie with the amount of people that shit on it and hated it. But I loved it. I thought it was great. And the soundtrack was awesome. And every time. Did all them kids with Thor's power? Yeah. That was dope. That little girl with the bunny rabbit was good.

Speaker: I like the girl with the giant hair sticking out, too. Well, if I could interject, have you ever seen a fellow YouTuber whose name is Midnight? No. Something. My mind just went blank. Oh, I thought it was like a word you couldn't say. And he said, and he

Speaker: He did a movie review on Thor. And he said it wasn't that it was a bad movie. And I was actually surprised they didn't go down the way that everybody was predicting they were going to go down with James. And that was actually a wonderful part of the story and actually brought tears to my eyes. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Oh, yeah.

Speaker: Uh, and Christian Bale as the villain was, was definitely on par. Awesome. Um, the only problem I had with four loving and, uh, CGI Jane arms, they were, read him comment, please. We all get to the point. Oh, sorry, Sam. Uh, the park, the, the park that I had with the park that I had with, um,

Speaker: with Thor of Love and Thunder was. I can't, it was just a little, they could have went, they could have the, the, really it was the beginning with the, um, with the guardians of the galaxy.

Speaker: Oh, I like that. They could have just had that as the movie. Oh, yeah. He's sleeping, dude. That could have been an entire movie by itself. You know, but I mean, that was. Let her know that we haven't even told the movie yet for real. We had a. Yeah, like I said, I thought the brush on the surface.

Speaker: Yeah, I thought the movie was really good. And I love the soundtrack to it. And every time a song started to kick up, and this is like a proud daddy moment for me because Cash and I were watching it together. And the first song when they did, when it was GNR, and Cash was like, this customer is dead. And every time a song came on.

Speaker: He told me to turn the soundbar. So sorry to my neighbors. So I'm cranking my soundbar up. And you know how loud soundbars are. And I just cranked up. And we was enjoying the scene. And just both Cash and I were rocking out together. And I thought it was so good that I'm going to probably watch it again, probably this weekend. I've watched it. I've watched it like four or five times already. And it got shit on the theater, by the way. I watched it once again. I got to finish more of this. So far, so good. I'm only like 45 minutes in. I don't have a problem with it.

Speaker: Anyway, Daniel, have you seen Top Gun 2 yet? Never heard of it. What's that? Yes, Mike. He's asking you.

Speaker: Yeah. So how did you, how did you feel about that movie? Shut up, Blake. Maverick. What's, what's Top Gun? I love that movie. What's Top Gun? What's Maverick? I've never heard of these movies. I've never heard of these movies. I've never heard of these movies. I've never heard of these movies. I've never heard of these movies. I've never heard of these movies. I've never heard of these movies. I've never heard of these movies. I've never heard of these movies. I've never heard of these movies. I've never heard of these movies. I've never heard of these movies. I've never heard of these movies. I've never heard of these movies. I've never heard of these movies.

Speaker: Really? Because we can go back and it was a swap. Who is Kilo7750? I'm just now noticing a chatterbox. That's Cam. That's Cam. Kill Cam. You know who Cameron is. Oh, what's up, Cam? Yeah, Cam's 14. Dammit, you weren't supposed to remember the Daughtry shit.

Speaker: I was so ready to roast her dad that night. He wasn't supposed to remember that.

Speaker: That's still one of my most embarrassing moments in my life. Thank you very much, Pam, for reminding everybody. That's one of your most embarrassing moments in your life. Not the night you got super drunk on TikTok and proceeded to take your dances off and do your best Channing Tatum Magic Mike performance is not embarrassing. And get me in trouble. And I did nothing wrong. I mean, totally. Yeah, you're welcome.

Speaker: And I did nothing wrong and I got in trouble. Hey, are you happier now? Oh, yeah. Are you happier now? It worked out in the long run. You're welcome. You're welcome. It absolutely worked out a little over the best for sure. What can I say except you're welcome. We got a new sound bite to download. Yeah, no.

Speaker: Still rocking my haircut. I see that's nice. Yeah

Speaker: my haircut first fucker but okay no let's go back we could have this argument because there's there's video proof we weren't even talking when i went yes we were we weren't even talking we weren't even talking again i did get tired of all your little cowboy hat

Speaker: That's a nice lady's cowboy hat you got there. That's a nice lady's cowboy hat. It looks like a hat that, um, that, um, Laura Delano wore new ladies cowboy hat. I got a new cowboy hat too, actually. Just cause he got it. It's not a lady's cowboy hat. I got a new, I got a, I got a new hat right there. Actually, yeah, lady did give it to me. I see. Oh, now that's sharp.

Speaker: Go to lids and you can get you one. Yeah. Go. I got it made at lids. I'm going to go get me another one made actually. I'm going to go get me a gray. No, no, it's a, it's a, it's a trucker hat. And I love it. And I love it. It's fucking awesome. I'm going to go get me another one made. I'm going to give me a gray and white one made that I might get that one. I might get that one fitted though. Yeah. Hmm.

Speaker: I'm gonna get one made for Tony's broadcast, too. Tony, do you wear hats? I have never seen you in a hat. I'm gonna go get him a Kango, because I'm in the house, that's why. Kango. I wear that fucker, too. I know you do.

Speaker: And it would be awesome. You could get away with it. It wasn't even a dig. It wasn't even a shot. It was serious. Tony would rock the fuck out of it. I have no doubt in my mind. I truly would. I can't pull off a Kango. I just can't. Well, there's certain things that we can't do that Tony can do for obvious reasons. Yeah. A 103. Yeah, there you go. 103 right there. Blessed Ritter. What's up, guys?

Speaker: That's also one of our new things, Mike. We do one out of three. So it's like, usually one out of three of us will disagree. Like, uh, I did have something I wanted to bring up. Did you know that no matter what. Hold on a second, Jeffrey. Yeah, go ahead. Tony.

Speaker: I got a question for you. Did we give Jeff his privilege of bringing random shit up yet? Oh no, this is, yes you did. No, okay, okay. I don't care, I'm taking my random privilege.

Speaker: Did you know that no matter what. There you go. Exactly. Did you know if you really think about it. Y 'all never fucking listen. Go ahead. Is it time for break Tony? No, you still got three more minutes. If you really think about it at one time or another, you are always by.

Speaker: Do you realize every hand you shake at one moment had a dick in it? Had a dick in it. So when you're rubbing one out, that makes you why, because you're touching a dick. According to Tony, he doesn't do that. I'll tell you something. I'm not from the generation of motherfuckers who talk about it if they do so. No.

Speaker: You're so woke, Tony. It's you. Nerd. Nerd. That's not woke. That's actually not woke. It's just one of those unsaid knowns. I mean, we all know Tony Jax's day. As soon as it's his day, that's what he does. He won't even tell us how old he was when he took his first oral exam.

Speaker: He refused. He took an oral exam. I don't know why you're sugarcoating it. So basically Jeff brought up the conversation. I told him not to. I told him Tony wasn't going to be into it. I told him not to. He still brought it up about when the first time you went down on a girl or when the first time you received a blowjob. And Tony refused to answer. Jeff wanted to tell an entire fucking novel about it.

Speaker: yeah an entire novel that would have taken why would you do that in six episodes and quite honestly i quite honestly i wouldn't tell that stuff either you know you know my kids could see this deal i want my kids to know my uh sexual exploits compared to 90 percent of stuff we talk about on your that's what you're worried about

Speaker: You got bigger for a surprise, sir. I don't want my kids to know what I did. I don't want my kids to know what I did. You should never let your kids listen to nonsensical nonsense ever.

Speaker: The fact that my kids know I'm on here, embarrasses me. Austin was in here talking shit last night about the podcast or something. I said, you should tell all your friends to listen to the podcast. And they're like, have you heard your podcast? Do you really think you want high school kids listening to it? I was like, valid point.

Speaker: Yeah, I actually think that is a valid point. Yeah, got me there. Wall suits, wall suits from parents.

Speaker: Well, one of her friends, her dad, those two have already planned out two podcasts for me and him to do. One is barbecuing with Chris and Mike or something. And then the other one is Sleepover or whatever with Chris and Mike. I have no idea. I'm like, I mean, he could do a podcast with me, but I don't know about the name. I don't know about the title. People might think something weird.

Speaker: That kind of gives me some creep vibes. Like all of a sudden I'm worried if he's going to go off and say, that's my boy. We're boys. We're boys. We're boys. Nobody's going to mess with my boyfriend. And you're in the background going,

Speaker: uh blink how many blinks for help how many blinks are um two blinks for help blink twice for help um am i doing it too much yeah right no what's sos like it's good to see you damn it what what tony d

Speaker: I said, Mike, it's good to see you talk your talk. Oh yeah. That's another new thing that's going on in the show. Mike, I'm going to whisper. I think Tony, because he's old, he's got early onset old timers disease. So he just randomly says stuff.

Speaker: Because he's confused and he doesn't know where he is. I've seen somebody else do that. Who was it? We're not allowed to talk about that, Michael. Or else I'd break it up every five minutes. Venezuela? The public of Jamaica? Of California? College? Yeah.

Speaker: What do you mean, Tony? Did he talk your talk? Mike hasn't had a chance to really vent like he normally does. And it's been a while. I know. I know. Well, Mike hit it, Mike hit it, Mike hit it. You got three minutes because then we got to go to break the stage. I told Mike tonight we're going to keep it light. We're going to have fun. We're going to catch up. But I do want to give him down the road. I do want to give him an opportunity to actually come on the show. And we're going to let him have his time.

Speaker: And we're going to let him vent and we're going to let him tell his, his, his story and all that jazz. We, as I said, we, I, you know, I had a lot of free time today as I was sitting in the chair like this, but so, you know, I absolutely, I'm going to give Mike that time, but tonight I wanted it to be fun. I wanted it to be, uh, the fastest hours we've had in months. So that's how.

Speaker: Yeah, we're gonna, uh, I actually, when did I leave the show, uh, March? I think it was a little around March. Yeah, probably something around then. Yeah. So it's definitely been, yeah, like end of February, beginning of March. So it's been a few months of, uh,

Speaker: A lot of craziness in everybody's lives, I'm sure. Jeff's wife's moved to Europe, by the way. She bought a house in Europe. She's actually getting her nails done right now. In Europe? Or before she goes back to her other house? Before she gets her nails done before she goes home? Would it be weird to me to say at least I have a wife?

Speaker: Sounds like you're the only dummy in the room. You know actually hold on because I'm pretty sure there's a few people that would say okay. Yeah I'm sure there are.

Speaker: I mean, if my wife would have moved to Europe, we might have stayed married, too. He done took his headphones off already. He ain't been here an hour. Look at him. He ain't been here an hour. He only took his headphones off. God damn it.

Speaker: Why is your mic muted, Jeffrey? Jeff's getting, Jeff's getting yelled at. No, I'm actually working on something for this show. Jeff White just called you, tell that fat ass to shut the hell up. No, she does that before the show. She's telling her fat ass to shut the fuck up. Well, how is the, how is the workout journey going? Because when I left, um,

Speaker: Tony D had made an astounding claim that he was going to lose his abs. I'm an older man. I have to admit it. And I still owe you $100. So you are here.

Speaker: I don't think you being an older man has anything to do with it. I think it has everything to do with the way you eat. And plus, the only time you got close to a gym was when you were driving by it on your way to work or home. I don't have to go to a gym to get my stomach fat. I've done it before. Yet you have yet to prove that fact. Cocaine is a powerful drug. I have witnesses if they would come up here. Fuck your couch, Tony D.

Speaker: I am actually I'm not in the gym as much as I would like to be every time I try to get into a routine something happens, but I am actually down I'm down quite a bit of weight ish

Speaker: I think I'm floating around the 270 area when I'm 270 from two nights.

Speaker: I've been trying to stay under 230 for the past year and a half. You're kicking my ass. I'm sorry, Jeff. Jeff is now at 325 pounds. Yeah, you ain't kidding. I was literally, in the nicest way possible, I was told, you're going to the gym, fat ass. Yes. But I'm going to cut you guys off there real quick. We can come right back to this. We're going to take a break. Actually, I got new music. I'm full of surprises tonight.

Speaker: I got Mike in the house, brought Mike back. Cam was working behind the scenes today. We have new music from a new artist. And it's a little bit different. We're used to the rock guys. We got a country band in here tonight. Whiskey Run is going to take us to our first break. Check them out on all the social medias and Spotify and all that stuff, stream their music.

Speaker: Whiskey Run. I haven't had a chance to listen to their music yet because as I said I was busy today and I got home and just downloaded a song real quick and so let's give this a little whirl. We got Whiskey Run with Get It Girl so go check those guys out show them some love and this is all four of us first time hearing them so we're we're all new to it. We'll all have our reactions when we come back.

Speaker: It was my first real summer doing three weeks steady I had a bomb until you won, I was six shots deep Silling my feet, not a worry in the world, I'm to the beat Then you and your blue jeans and all of my big dreams Come walking in through the door

Speaker: You shot me there smiling, said sorry I'm leaving. Breached over and grabbed your beer. Hey, you're making me lonely. I'm making my only. Oh, that's a heartbreak song in a long way homey. Yeah, you're making me crazy. You're seeing life through me.

Speaker: Been a lot of all -nighters in the same old bar Just waiting here on heaven's been two weeks Sealing my seed, I've been seeing that smile, every felt that beat Then you and your blue jeans And all of my big dreams Come walking in through the door You shot me that smile and said sorry I left then Breached away and grabbed my hand

Speaker: Don't you give it back, give it back, give it girl Give it girl, yeah I wanna give you A beat of love I wanna give you I wanna give you

Speaker: I'll be in love, I wanna give you love Hey, you'll never be lonely I'll make it now only Oh, it's a sweet love song in a long time

Speaker: Yeah, buddy, a little whiskey run for you. I liked it. That was fun. That was nice. It was a little catchy, a little upbeat, man. Make you feel good type music. Not mad at it. Good call, Cameron. Like I said, shout out to Cameron. Yeah, that was a good song, actually. I enjoyed it. Yeah, Cameron actually put in the work for that. So shout out to Killer Cam. Appreciate you, man. Much love, brother.

Speaker: That was Whiskey Run, as I said before, went to break. So go ahead and check them out on all the social medias and the Spotify's and all that fun jazz, wherever you stream music at Whiskey Run. They're showing some love. Let them know we sent you. Let them know that their people actually listen to this. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the first hour. Oh, Glick came to play tonight. Got all kinds of surprises. We got the big dog back in the building. Jeff's here. Tony D's here. I'm always here. You know, unfortunately,

Speaker: It's my show and I do everything. So you're stuck with me. Like Jack Black said in the School of Rock, you can't kick me out of the band. It's my band. It's my band.

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Speaker: Give us a listen. Give us a like. And if you still have time, give us a follow. And. Well, if we could just do a series live on the internet, we're going to die. And you can share. You can give us a share. Because why, Jeffrey? Why would people give us a share, Jeffrey? Jeffrey. Because sharing is caring. Yeah. Yeah, it's clean. Yeah. Hey, Jeff.

Speaker: Chef, I just want to say that that was the most enthusiastic. I mean, I believed it from my heart, from my soul, that you met what you were saying. Thank you. He's been learning the ways of unenthusiasm from the unhypest hype man of all time, Tony D. We've learned a lot about each other since you've been gone. Tony D, for one.

Speaker: is not only the hypest mime on the planet, because when he won for the first time, he had this big hole long to do a speech and everything, but his mic was muted.

Speaker: And I bet you let you say the speech all over again. No, I tried to give it. I absolutely let him. Absolutely. But I was dying. He started. He was standing up. He raised his eyebrow. He puffed up his chest, got real close to the camera. I lost my shit. I was. I was out the room. I was dying. I was laughing so hard. I was muted.

Speaker: So then he unmuted it. We still let him have his moment in the sun. We also learned that Tony is not only the hypest mime on the planet, but he is the most un -hypest hype man you'll ever find. Because as I do the intro and stuff like that, or if I'm promoting something or whatever, Tony's like, yeah. Yeah, follow us. Follow us.

Speaker: And then I also revealed a secret about Jeff a couple of weeks ago on the show that told me he lost his shit. He's a good sucker.

Speaker: We do deep dives and I'm canceling the deep dive for tonight. We'll come back to it next week. But I was doing cryptids and we were doing the El Chupacabra. Well, El Chupacabra translates into goat sucker. And that's what I said. And I said, much like Jeff, who we call the goat sucker in high school, but for obvious other reasons. Jesus Christ. Is that why Jeff moved to Mexico? Well, the animal shows are legal there.

Speaker: Got the donkey show Jeff does the goat show. Yeah. What's going on smoke? You late. I know why we were going to break and then we were on break. He came in before the break. Yeah, well I sent him an invite. Good. So you know what I have to say to that?

Speaker: You know what I have said at that time? He takes forever to find it. What can I say? You're welcome. Hey, there's mine. That was pretty good. There's me. How did I get on there? I literally just built that. I just put it on there. I have to say that to smoke. Fuck you, smoke.

Speaker: Did you not upload it all the way? It's only four seconds. I don't think Glick has ever really been big enough to lose 300 pounds. He's late with the comments. Yeah, no, I never lost. Yeah, I've only the biggest I've ever been in my life was I remember when he was 300 pounds. I mean, I remember that.

Speaker: Yeah, no, I said the biggest good friends then. Yeah, the biggest I've ever been. It's been like 325. Yeah, I got myself a 250. That was enough.

Speaker: No, that's my limit. I won't go below 250. I want to be my ideal. I won't go above 250. I won't go above it. I won't go below it. My ideal weight is like 260. 265. I hit 250. I got too much stomach. And when I lost my stomach, I dropped one out. What's the joke, Cam? What's the joke, Cam?

Speaker: when he was over 300 pounds and then I'd laugh and he lost it all. Is that what it was? What happened, Joe? Oh, I think that's what it was. I think that was the joke. That's what that was, honey. OK, that was it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That might have been the joke. OK, that was kind of funny. Yeah. How do you do that little pet thing where you can just, like, fuck you, Cam? I don't think Cam has to fuck you. No, he doesn't. I don't think Cam has to fuck you. I don't think we have to fuck you all.

Speaker: Yeah, we got fuck y 'all, we got fuck you Tony, we got fuck you Jeff, we got fuck you Smoke, fuck you Glick, even I got one. Yeah, because two Chris's demise, he gave me some controls, so. You didn't do it, I did it, because I'm a humble host.

Speaker: Oh, God, here we go. Oh, man, it took a whole hour, but I knew it was coming. I'm a humble guy. Mike, I'm a different person. I'm a different person these days. I'm very humble. But I do got to ask you a question, Michael. Yeah, you know what's changed? I'm going to give you honest truth. You know what's changed? He's got tattoos. That's about it. I lost. I'm a very humble guy.

Speaker: But did you know, Mike, did you know, did you know that Superman thing that looks like it's covered up now? It is covered up now. And it's going to be completely covered up when I get this arm done. I'm starting the forearm tattoo on this one, but it'll be completely done when this arm is done. So when, so, but, uh, but, uh, I am a super humble guy. I, you know, I, I don't have an ego like I used to, but yeah, Mike, did you know that I'm the champ?

Speaker: I mean, I did get that in the first hour when you said that you... I'm the champ. That's how I introduce myself. I had 22 victories or some shit, you know. That's how I introduce myself to people. That's how I introduce myself to strangers these days. I know, but did you know I'm the champ? Get your fucking shot. Oh, I'm funny. I'm funny how? Like, do I amuse you? Like a fucking clown? Like a fucking clown.

Speaker: I'm still the greatest of all time at the end of the day. You want to say something funny? Yeah, no, no, I just got, well, apparently, I mean, that's the cool thing. You get some tattoos, you grow your beard out and you get some muscles and you don't have to have a personality. Yeah. You don't have to have a personality or anything. As long as your beard is long enough to where you can just shake it like that and you take your shirt off and you're good to go.

Speaker: So, I mean, you know, as long as I can, you know, I'm good. You still got, you still got fucking facilities in your beard. What are you doing? You know what? It's always good. Okay. It isn't actually.

Speaker: I've been craving, I've been craving Italian. That's why it was first thing I popped into my head was Fizzolos. I don't know why I crave Italian and Fizzolos pops into my head. But always that's Italian. But sure. Well, I mean, the most authentic Mexican food on the planet is Taco Bell. So yeah, exactly. It shows how culture culture says. He's like, I like Taco Bell. I'm very cultured. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. I had Italian for lunch.

Speaker: Well, I have time for lunch. I had half time for lunch. The other half was Mexican. So she has a name. Yeah, my wife's half Italian, half Mexican. So I had half time for lunch. She also apparently had French in her. I mean, has French in her.

Speaker: Keep it up, Kimberly. Keep it up, Jeff. I called her out the other day. We were fucking IHOP. We were fucking IHOP and she said something. She said, you know, in France, and we were at IHOP and she said, you know, in France. I said, you're not in fucking France anymore. That's why you moved down to Mexico. Because I like Mexican. Because you were fucking in an IHOP.

Speaker: You know, in France, they call the cheeseburger a quarter pounder, the quarter pounder. I tried to, I tried your game of going to McDonald's like 14 times. I was like, you gotta go to McDonald's. She's like, what for? I was like, what's called a royal cheese. She went good. Yeah. That's fucking lame ass. That's why nobody likes it. She doesn't like fast food. McDonald's is actually, it's actually like, well, you should have told her like,

Speaker: actually McDonald's tastes better like the best like if you got a cheeseburger from McDonald's and like Egypt the burgers like this freaking big it's like a Fudrockers burger

Speaker: Oh, wow. Where's this at? McDonald's in Egypt. It's like, depending on where you go, depending on where you go, like the McDonald's in France, they have like, macaroons and they got like a buffet of snacks and shit. And you can literally buy beer at McDonald's, like a full can of beer.

Speaker: Yeah. It's all McDonald's and France. Wow. Yeah. They do alcohol a little bit different. And I was like, you know, like McDonald's in Israel is supposed to be really good too.

Speaker: like going to mcdonald's like israel and is in any Egypt is like yeah but they take their fillet of fish like oh like a what a burger or or like a like a like a five guys well like it in uh in certain in certain well the mcdonald's here they they have like uh you know how you can get animal fries

Speaker: they have like an animal fry so no like with your bacon and cheese and chill no i've never heard of animal fries do you eat and what kind of animal fries do you have down fat ass my fries are made out of potatoes i don't know no no animal fries what they do down there uh what's that fucking joy tony you know it uh no i don't in an outburger yeah none of us know what the fuck you're talking about you've never had an outburger tony have to know it

Speaker: I'll travel the world like he has. Tony's been around the world just like me. But animal fries are the fries you get from In -N -Out Burger. And animal fries have bacon and cheese on it. They're fucking dope. And you can get something similar at McDonald's here. So they're loaded fries. Yeah, basically.

Speaker: Why didn't you just fucking say that? Why not call them loaded fries instead of animal fries? What the fuck is an animal fry? Because until you get in an outburger, you cannot speak on this subject. Just call them loaded fries. You pompous prick. I've never even had an in an outburger point, Joey. I mean, I've been in a come and go, but not an in and out.

Speaker: Is that the name of the movie that you're shooting? No, no, no. Actually, Come and Go is the gas station in Des Moines.

Speaker: Actually, I can actually I can actually stick up for Mike and say that

Speaker: He is 100 % right there. Our gas station is called Come and Go, because I've seen him before. And when I drove past it, I was like, the fuck? You turn around, and you really don't say that shit. What the fuck? I'm going in. And I'm going to come and go for a lot better than quick trips. I don't give a fuck with anybody. Take your word for it.

Speaker: There's a shell station right down from me. I'll go there. I go to two gas stations. I go to Speedway and I go to Sheets. The coming guys are usually ran by Ollie and... Americans.

Speaker: We're coming. Non -American. That's these two. That's Tony. Jesus Christ. You guys have the hardest time trying to figure out how to point. There you go. Thank you. Thank you. Damn it. That's the practice. Tony struggles the most about it. You just got to be inverted, Tony.

Speaker: It's gotta be inverted. This is who she is. Put your, hey, put your ear to the screen right there. Right there. Let me stick here. That's your mouth, Tony. He's out of my GG. Not the mouth, not the mouth, just the ear. You know Chris, if you finish my arm, I can still get there.

Speaker: I can't finish my arm. You can't fucking do it. Finish my arm. I can't bend like that. Yeah, I gotta bend. Yeah, see? It's not as easy as it looks. I didn't say a thing. Not a lot of white people knew it. It's okay. Batch. You sir are not fake news.

Speaker: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Speaker: So I do, I do, I do deep dives. I think you were here when I started doing the Disney, right? Were you still here when I was doing the Disney deep dives? No, I don't think so. You were talking about doing it, but you didn't start it. So I started doing the deep dives. You talked to me about doing it, but you didn't start it yet.

Speaker: Yeah, so I started on the deep dives. We did Disney first, like the bullshit behind Disney, whatever, you know, dark side of Disney, I guess you can call it. And then I did, and then I did like abandoned amusement parks. And I specifically picked abandoned amusement parks that had, you know, murder, death, ghosts, rape, whatever, you know, kind of crazy stuff.

Speaker: One of the stories I told was the Shawnee Lake Park up in West Virginia. And I was, and when I do the deep dives, I don't go full in depth. We just kind of, because I'm doing, you know, like right now we're doing cryptids. So we hit the, what the cryptid is, the history, a brief history, what it does, where you find it, blah, blah, blah. And I was doing the same thing with these amusement parks.

Speaker: Well, they were perfectly fine and understanding with the guy who originally owned the property whose kids got skinned or got got murdered and scalped. And one of his sons got got put on a stake and set on fire by Indians. But there's a ghost at the park, supposedly of a little girl who was on the swing. You know the swing, you know, swing ride that you sit on and it spins around. You know what I'm talking about? It wasn't a swing set. Well, she got hit by a truck and died.

Speaker: Now he said while she was on the swing ride, she got hit by a truck and then kept going with the story like nothing happened. Like I had done with both pulled the e brake and went wait a minute. How did somebody on a swing said get hit by a truck?

Speaker: like i had done like i have no explanation like i did with multiple other stories i just a brief glossy never just just a real quiz i'm because i do because i would try to do three or four a night and well i only got an hour to do it so just kind of and these two fucking hard -headed knuckle -headed motherfuckers got

Speaker: fixated with this little girl dying on the swing ride because she got hit by a truck while on a swing set. Mind you, it was the early 1900s. It was like 1920s -ish. And there was only two rides at this quote -unquote amusement park. And I was like, I don't know. Maybe there was a concession stand. I don't know. Maybe it was a fucking, you know. Well, he glossed over it like she got hit by a truck while crossing the street. That was understandable. So anyways, an hour and a half later,

Speaker: And I want to strangle these two fuckers. I come back a couple of weeks and I give them the answer that they wanted. I gave them the answer they wanted. And literally there was a concession stand right next to the swing ride. The driver wasn't paying attention. Little girl enjoying herself. Personally, I blame the girl. Maybe she should have been paying attention. She's on the ride. She's we.

Speaker: Now you're dead. Now you're a good little girl. So I blame the little girl. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Your girl blamed the little girl who was trapped in chains. She shouldn't have paid attention. In a seatbelt, if they even had seatbelts back then, spinning around on a motorized apparatus, you're going to blame the little girl for that? I am blaming the little girl. Only because he used to drive trucks. It's a truck driver. I'm victim shaming.

Speaker: She's not allowed to claim victim status. But she's a ghost. She is official. She's still on. But no, so I gave them their answer. I gave them the answer they wanted. If she's a ghost, she's not going on YouTube saying, hey, I got hit by a truck because I wanted to get hit by a truck. It was a truck driver. How do you know? Take the L, dude.

Speaker: I'm not taking it. There's no L to take in this situation. Okay. There's no, there's no L to take in this situation because A, it's a comedy show. So I went for the satire effect. I blamed a little girl. But the problem is the problem is the W.

Speaker: I came back a couple weeks later, I did the research because clearly these two dummies don't know how to Google anything.

Speaker: I did the research and I gave them my answer. Yeah, so I gave them their answer. I gave them the answer as to why the little girl got hit by the truck, what happened, everything else. Like I said, there was a concession stand literally right next to it. The truck driver was backing up to deliver pop or whatever he was delivering. He wasn't paying attention, unfortunately, and the little girl smacked into the side of the truck and she became the new billboard.

Speaker: she won't do that again exactly she learned her lesson busted rubber thank you sir so there but but that was how every every story i've ever i've ever done even you know what you are right you yeah even now it's just she will never do that again i think she will never do that again she learned her lesson

Speaker: I'm just saying. Asshole. Asshole. Asshole. Asshole. Asshole. Asshole. Asshole. Asshole. Asshole.

Speaker: She'll never do it again. I mean, she won't be able to tell her mom she loves her or dad that she loves him. Well, let's not take it down. Let's not take it down. That's how you sound. That's how you sound. It was 100 years ago. None of us were even there. That's how the fuck you sound. That's exactly what I'm just saying. 100 years ago, they probably didn't think about partitions and

Speaker: all that stuff they didn't have they didn't have the gate around and all that stuff but still you guys turn youtube youtube maybe you know what maybe maybe

Speaker: You know, I'm not, I don't have, I'm not, I don't, I don't know how to Google either. Maybe because she died. They decided that, Hey, maybe these amusement rides should have gates around them now. And because you can't go to the single park without gates around it right now. Maybe we shouldn't put a concession stand five feet from a goddamn swing ride. Or maybe not while the park is. Millions of lives afterwards.

Speaker: But anyways, I still, at the end of the day, I did the work, I put it into work, I gave these two assholes their answer, I gave them the explanation, and they still won't let it go. No, because you lost over it like it was a speed bump. Like you said, the guy's driving down the road and he hit a speed bump. That's how you spoke about it. Like it was nothing. But it was, I mean, it probably was kind of like that. It was probably one. It probably was. It probably exactly what it sounded like.

Speaker: No, this conversation that you guys can't let go.

Speaker: Oh, it's been months. It's been months. It's been more than two months. It's been more than two months. It's been months. My point is not the name of the song. There's a famous song that I like to sing. Is it by Chris Dolce? It's called, Let it go, let it go. No, we'll never let it go. Let it go, man. He glossed over it like it was a bug hitting a windshield.

Speaker: But I gloss over things all the time when I do. OK. But you can't gloss over a story like that. It's just too interesting. I mean, I literally did. I literally did Urban Legends. Let me cut it. Let me cut in. Let me cut in. Go ahead. Is this why you guys brought me back?

Speaker: so I could settle this for you guys? No. No, no, no. I brought it up because it's an ongoing argument. Just to tell Jeff that you're sorry that you've lost over it, and next time you'll do better. He won't. He's too much pussy. No, I won't. How does that make me apologize? Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Exactly, Mike. And I didn't say that. Mike said that. How does that make me a pussy?

Speaker: Cause I said, so I don't understand how that makes you do everything. I don't know. The problem is, the problem is you think, you know, everything. The problem is that you have, you're going, I know everything and nobody can tell me nothing. Oh shit. I don't know. Fuck off. I do know everything. That's why that's why I'm a champion. You're not Jeff. I have a question for you. How would you have liked, how would you have liked quick to have told you this story?

Speaker: He would have liked for me to go answer. Oh, I'm sorry. I guess we're not on it. I'll answer. I will answer for Jeff because I know how he's going to answer. He's going to say, oh, would it like for Glick to tell me the whole story about how that double little girl got hit by the dumbass truck driver? Meanwhile, meanwhile, all the other deep dives and all the other stories.

Speaker: I did a couple of weeks later, I went and I did the research and I found out what happened and he still won't let it go. But I did the same thing for all the stories. He doesn't. So it was kind of like last month I was doing Urban Legends and I did Candyman. And I just told this because I was doing the true history of the Urban Legends. Oh, that was a great one. Yeah. It was fun. So the true story of Candyman basically came from the lady who called and said,

Speaker: Somebody's behind my in my mirror and they're trying to break in and they're gonna kill me and the 911 dispatcher said crazy ladies Shut up and stop calling us. Well, then like five days lady later They found crazy lady dead because somebody literally broke into her house from behind the wall because when they built those projects There's tunnels that that lead and I guess all I said she called 9 -1 once and there are people trying to kill her the cops got Wellness check a few days later. They came and checked it then they discovered that there was tunnels behind the walls and

Speaker: and the apartment, so you can go from apartment to apartment, and that's how they got in and they killed her. Boom, let it go. And then I jump into the whole Candyman myth, you know, stand in front of the mirror, say Candyman five times, Candyman appears, you know, and that was fine. That was fine. No questions. We don't got to dig into it anymore. Yeah, we don't got to dig into it anymore. We don't got to do that. That's how I do the deep dives, because I don't want to, because I like to do multiples, and I only do it in the second hour, so I have one hour to do three or four of them.

Speaker: somebody. They got fixated both of them got fixated on that one subject. They didn't ask questions when I did the amusement park where the girl where the little five -year -old girl's dad bashed her brains in for no reason and tossed her in the ocean. They let me gloss past that. They let me they let me gloss past. They let me gloss past the two people that that guy. What's up? What's up? What's up?

Speaker: What's up, man? Hey, little 14 -year -old boy. Come here. Come here. Get back from the ice. All right? PSA came as 14.

Speaker: Come here. I got somebody who wants to say, hey, it's not Lincoln this time. PSA. PSA, Cam got a license. Oh, what is that? Hi, Kennedy. I heard a one. Don't listen to us. Just play it. Yeah. That's all she's going to do. Hey, you're getting big. Hi, Kennedy. Is that the one you just? That can't be the one you just had. No. Because she's three years old.

Speaker: No, she's to my boy. He's eight months He's been on the show a couple times yeah, he he takes my headset No, don't click the button

Speaker: Yeah, that's Tony's job now. Don't hit the button, Tony. Oh, no, no, no. We had like, what, 15, 20 people in here. No, we had a few Saturdays back. Tony was up in New York for a family reunion. It was about two or three Saturdays back, yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, we had like 10 people on the show. It was a Saturday night. I was just like, Jeff and I were in here having fun. I was like, fuck it. I just started inviting everybody. We had Cam and Sam was in here. Smoke was here. Brian was here. I mean, we just had everybody up in here. And it was all good until Sam started dropping the jokes. Tony's like, OK, I'm going to go. And then he hit the broadcast and killed the live.

Speaker: Tony comes in drunk as hell. He was drunk as shit. And he kind of had drunk as shit, hanging out, having fun. And Tony's like, all right, guys, dudes, I'm going to leave. Much love. Y 'all be safe. Y 'all have fun, blah, blah, blah. And then as he leaves, the whole show just dies. And every one of us were like, the fuck?

Speaker: I ain't never seen Tony get the hell out of Dodge so quick in my life. Tony was like, skirt. Funny thing is, Mike, when you actually hit end broadcast, you have to actually click two separate buttons. And Ash, are you sure? Are you sure? I was sure, damn it. I was sure.

Speaker: Oh, it's so bad. Ain't nothing wrong with that yet. Is that the boss? That is the boss with Cam. Yeah, it is. Well, Cam's going to go toss her out the window. Yup. Sheesh. Next episode of Deep Dive, Father moves her out the window. It's a moving prop.

Speaker: Yeet the baby. I'm telling you, Kevin and I were watching that Tropic Thunder and that kid getting tossed up and still has shoulders. And as soon as he did, Kevin and I both looked at each other and went, yeet! Cashes that shit all the time. Tropic Thunder. Tropic Thunder's gotta be one of the best comedies ever made.

Speaker: it is actually the first time i saw one of the best comedies ever made which one south part of the movie and then blazing saddles or blazing saddles before south part of the movie oh south part is kind of hard yeah fuck south part but oh boy

Speaker: That's the clip we need, damn it. I just saw that on TikTok. I just saw that on TikTok today too. And it was like a blind react from a black guy. And he was laughing hysterically at that. That's what it used to be. And that's what identity politics ruins. You can't just laugh at each other anymore. You can't tell jokes like that no more.

Speaker: nobody's trying to hurt anybody you know and and it just it really sucks that you know in fact you know especially movies like blazing saddles and prophet thunder they're making fun of they're making fun of it all they're not taking themselves seriously you know the problem

Speaker: What? No. You need permission before you can finish your sentence. Ask for permission. Did you tell them about the tax ban, Jeff? Yeah, I'm about to. So every time I turn around, I turn around.

Speaker: The tax, I'll get another discussion. Well, reach around. There's a lot of reach arounds on the show tonight. Oh, reach around. We were talking about teaching our kids about taxes. And I said, I can teach my kids by punching them in the stomach. So coming out, the tax man's here. Come here. The tax man has coming. Unbelievable.

Speaker: I don't, for anybody that's overly sensitive that may hear this, I do not punch my kids in the stomach. I will hit them with a stone cold stunner though, or a Glick stunner. And then scream, tax time, motherfucker. I will put them in a figure four leg lock and remind them who the champ is. But wrestling's fake.

Speaker: Go ahead, Jeff. Go ahead and you work for the IRS. Go teach him. Yeah, you just say that for Stallone and Rocky, what, three? What's that? When he got his ass beat by Thunder Lips. What was it? Oh, Thunder Lips. I tried to forget about him. Thunder Lips. Mm.

Speaker: I tried to forget about him. I didn't even realize how big Hulk Hogan really was. I didn't think Hulk Hogan was like a gigantic ginormous guy, but you know, Stallone, he's not small either. But boy, when those two were... Stallone's only like four... I was like, holy shit. Yeah, Stallone's only like four and a half feet tall. Yeah, he's like my height.

Speaker: He's actually here. Jeff, I thought Stallone was six, but... Nah, he's short. Yeah, he's pretty short, actually. What you say was kicking in, Tony? My fatigue's starting to kick in. I'm fighting it now. Shit. Oh, that's the other good thing that happens on the show a lot.

Speaker: I've been going to work every day and I'm pushing myself to get in there and I gotta make overtime the rest of the week. Tony will just fall asleep on the show. Yes. We had a conversation all sudden. I will pass the hell out. Just trying to kick in. I've been fighting. It was just me at work. When I came into work, everybody started applauding. I said, **** all y 'all.

Speaker: So basically what you're saying is, if we were the seven dwarves, Tony would be sleepy? Right now, yes. Jeff is very much woke. Yeah, I'm so woke. Jeff is the definition of woke.

Speaker: I'm also, uh, I've been announced. I've been, I've been told I'm the worst racist ever. You've been denounced. I've been announcing you for 25 years. It worked out. Wait a minute. You were, you were told, you were told you were the worst racist ever. I'm the worst racist ever. Cause I'm married to a Mexican and one of my best friends is a black guy. So, and then smoke showed up and became more racist than me.

Speaker: Isn't that like a compliment to be like the worst racist ever? I thought that was what you're supposed to do. Not Jeff's head. To be the worst. No. Like, don't be racist. Be the worst racist. Mike, you always got to be the best. I'll be the best at something. Not in Jeff's world. Oh. So you're supposed to be the best racist. Oh, OK. He wants to be the alpha racist. You're the worst. The alpha racist.

Speaker: all the races like vixby races believe it or not i'm like i'm winning a hundred yard dash a 50 yard dash 150 yard dash all the races i get it

Speaker: I got participation, trophy, and all of them bitches. Fuck y 'all. I was going to say, the other ways you're running is under the fridge. Dude, I'm so bad, I wouldn't even run. It's like, if I was in a horror movie and the slash and I was coming, I'd just be like, fuck it. I'm out. I don't, I wouldn't even run to save my life. Hey Tony.

Speaker: Blouses. No, no. Tony and I, Tony and I, Tony and I spent like an entire Monday night show talking about Danger Bell and how fucked up his episode was. That goddamn prince, that goddamn prince. This is hilarious. Blouses. Game. Blouses.

Speaker: Tony and I did that episode. It was just me and him. And we spent the entire show talking about Dave Chappelle and we were falling out, dying. We were laughing our asses off. That shit was funny. Dave Chappelle was so fucking funny. He is so fucking funny. His little bit about the feminist was fucking hilarious. He went through that whole thing about the feminists and then ended it with

Speaker: You're gonna have to suck my dick. And then he was like, and then we're back in square one again. I was like, yeah. Jesus. I was like, shit. It was so good. I was like, damn it. The other one I saw.

Speaker: Cam's doing baby duties. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just gonna pull up, you know, tie up the screen, make everybody's faces smaller, then I'm gonna bounce. Fuck all y 'all. At least he hung around. Jesus Christ, we brought Jay up in here one night with Tony and I, and we were having a conversation with him. That motherfucker just dipped. He just left. Right in the middle of a conversation, didn't say hi, bye, kiss my ass, nothing. Left. It was like...

Speaker: Are they on are they on this? Are they still in here? Mine, I don't have parents. Remember you told the entire world that my parents died and I grew up in an orphanage and I was adopted.

Speaker: I told you my I told you my mom died which she really did but I was a grown adult when she died

Speaker: You made it sound like you were a child. Well, I guess that's not really different. I was gonna say, he's never really grown up, so he can't really. Being a child at age or mentality, I don't know. I took my toys to roast, my toys to roast both seriously. I'm a toys to roast kid. I don't wanna grow up. You're the one that made the narrative in your crazy little mind that my parents died when I was a kid and I grew up in an orphanage and I was a dog.

Speaker: that's all on you I was here thinking you were like a little you know little Clark Kent over here you know your favorite superhero was Superman because he was an orphan just like you his whole world blew up your whole world blew up all of that shit

Speaker: Nothing. Nothing. I like the Clark King comparison better than the Oliver Twist that I usually do. Please so. May I have some more? I'm hungry. Could I have a blanket and some more? I'm cold. No, I bet you still do that. My mom died. I have a wife.

Speaker: I did, I did go in search for my real family a couple months ago. I went down to Sasquatch country because again, uh, and since your departure, these two gooby bastards declared me a Sasquatch and that I'm a Bigfoot. So I went, my sister has a cabin down in Southern Ohio and I told them that I was going to go find my real family. I don't know. What's your shoe size? Wow. What's your shoe size? Wow. There he is. What's up, brother? Uh, depends on the shoe. What's good.

Speaker: I mean, if you're Bigfoot, do you need to have a Bigfoot, right? Yeah, it's anywhere between 11 and a half and a 12 and a half. Depends on the brand and the, you know, if I'm wearing boots or if I'm wearing tennis shoes or whatever. Yeah. I mean, average, average, average shoe size is what? Nine, I think nine, nine, nine and a half. Jeff, what's the average?

Speaker: Well, wait a minute. Never mind. That's below average. Hey, boys! Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at? Oh, that was so late. Where the white women at? Where the white women at? I thought we had a...

Speaker: Man, we were done with that joke like 15 minutes ago. Fucking get it from my phone to my fucking computer, so fuck you. I thought we had a golf is black banner. No, I had no, I had golf. How are you doing, brother? I thought we had one.

Speaker: No, we've had some interesting shows to say the least. And some interesting. You know what, though, Glick, I will say this. I will say this. The presentation of this, I like the fact that you got the clock in here. You can see it. The connections are way easier. I mean, we were losing

Speaker: me and Jeff, like every five minutes on haps, you know, how many times were we kicked off and we had to restart, you know, and, and, and just like all of that, you know, the, the buttons down here, the stop cam, the mute, the settings, you know, the leave the studio, all of that stuff. I really, really liked the, this is, this is a lot.

Speaker: easier I really like it you know yeah so no it's yeah good job stepping up brother I like it it's uh it's it's it's worth the money to pay for it to be honest with you uh at the end of the day um you know it is and the great thing about it is is you know if I have internet issues or

Speaker: if Jeff has internet issues or Tony or whatever it doesn't kick us off because there's been a few times where my internet has just just completely died and Jeff and Tony can still stay up here and keep running the show until my internet comes back and then I jump right back in we don't skip a beat we don't miss a beat nothing it's it's it's phenomenal I love this you know it's nothing like it was before where the show was ended and then

Speaker: And then you got to go back after the show and then find that original piece and then combine it and you don't have to do none of that shit. No, I don't do any of that. I take the breaks. Plus when we're done with the show, it's one button. I click one button and it downloads the audio to my laptop and then I can upload it.

Speaker: and I'll have to download it from Facebook, take it over, edit it, life stuff together, anything. And it's all downloaded and optimized. The sound is figured out, everything. It's fantastic, I love it. Golf Hawk, the nonsensical nonsense, Hall of Fame moments. Holy shit, golf is black.

Speaker: I see you smoke, damn it. We put it to bed. We put it to bed. We are done with, with, uh, with that app that will, we will not mention like, like, Hey, Jeff, here's one for you. Here's a little Harry Potter reference for you. He's whose name we shall not mention.

Speaker: The app that we shall not mention. Boom! Oh, I fucked these two up one night too, Mike. I proved why I'm the champ. Why I'm the good guy. I'm the great all -time. Why I'm the best. No, he isn't. These assholes were like, you couldn't name five Star Wars characters wrapped up your head. I named them. And I did the Star, Dan, I did Star Wars characters. Hey, I named 10 of, I named 10 of NFL teams, so fuck you.

Speaker: A brain dead chimp that's lived under a rock most of its life could name 10 NFL teams. NFL teams are really easy. It's just how animals, right? No, he watches no sports. That's the asset of it. I don't watch sports at all. Again, like I said, a brain dead chimp that's lived under a rock most of his life could name 10 NFL teams.

Speaker: So yeah. And Jeff tried and Jeff thought he was going to be slick and he was like, name five Chevy engines. Not only did I name five Chevy engines, but I also started listening off Ford and Dodge engines. I had these fuckers all fucked up.

Speaker: Yeah. I'm going to be honest with you. I'm a mechanic and I can't know it. I'm actually in it. I'm a mechanic and I can't list five fucking Indians. Actually Jeff, I got six Chevy engines and I had multiple Ford and Dodge engines. I smoked you. Yeah. I mean, there's, there's some that I can in the words.

Speaker: What was it you kept calling the Honda Civic motor? Oh yeah, I do that on purpose. What's your name? Yeah, I do that on purpose. And the words... I call the Honda Civic the... And the words of smoke, Jeffrey. All I have to say to you is put that in your pipe and smoke it. Although I won't say this, Jeff. This is a question just for you.

Speaker: This is a question just for you. Have you seen the video of the new 2024 Dodge Charger? Yes, I'm very disappointed. The last one to be moved. The electric. Oh, the last one to be made? No, that one looks cool. But the electric one, are you talking about, Mike? It makes me want to shoot. How do we have a full chaos? Well, they're discontinuing their gas.

Speaker: Anything from 2024 on for the charger will be electric only. They're not going to have a gas version. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And I dropped knowledge on total last week about making a, about the cost of making a electric vehicle to the environment.

Speaker: you could buy and run an Honda Civic for the entire life. It's actually worth. For the same amount of carbon footprint that making one electric car makes. So the whole everything needs to be electric. Well, actually, you want to really go, you really want to bake your noodle, just go nuclear and you won't have, you'd actually have a vehicle for

Speaker: Oh, God, children's children before you needed to get a new, that's the problem. Exactly. But nobody wants to do the math because you say nuclear people go freaking out. I'm like, Chris, we're up against. There's a whole, our military is nuclear. It's, it's, there's a reason why our military is nuclear. It is actually safe. It, but like.

Speaker: Well, like a lot of people don't know the number one, everybody thinks true. Yeah. They dig for noble, you know, just like flying airplane, that was very safe. But you always think about all the plane crashes and that's just because it's big news. It's big. You got a plane crash. It's a big news, but it's also kill. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, so it's so that's so nuclear power gets a bad rap. But but I think I think one guy back in the 70s, he built that water powered car and they killed him. We can't we can't talk about that on this show. That's that's harsh. Two, two hydro cars, you know, the creators of them have both been assassinated.

Speaker: Yeah, Jeff, you can go ahead and talk about it all you want. There you go. Feel free to talk about it all day long. Just keep talking about it. Did you mute him? You can mute him? Yeah, I can mute his mic. I can drop tears down. I can do all kinds of stuff.

Speaker: No, we cannot talk about this. I have the same author as he does because I have an admin admin. Cell phones, satellites, internet, we can't talk about it. When Chris was talking to Disney, Chris was sitting there talking all that shit to Disney and all of a sudden this fucking internet started fucking up. So we're very cautious about what we talk about. No, that's real talk. That's serious.

Speaker: Don't talk bad about the mouse. That's for sure. We we we love Disney over here. Yes. In the words of Tony D, I'm in that ass mouse. Oh man.

Speaker: I got quotes for days.

Speaker: But Mike good to see you can't good to see you Jeff and Glick y 'all already know I will catch us Absolutely y 'all be good mother had your mother made you motherfucking all that shit smoke get up there hold my spot for me Over which

Speaker: Mike, get your ass back over here. You ain't doing nothing. Ain't nobody going nowhere because COVID ain't over. I don't care what body said. I'm not going to end the show. I'm going to hit the other one.

Speaker: No, we are going to we are going to go real quick break. We got our boys blend coming at you. Go ahead and check them out on all social media and wherever you stream music at blend 614. These guys, man, they're just, they're just having fun. They're a funk rock band, a little funk.

Speaker: And I thought this was a good song tonight because I knew what tonight was going to be. The name of the song is Good Vibes by Blend. So go ahead and check them out. Show them some love. Let them know we sent you. We'll be back in just a couple of minutes.

Speaker: Will I survive another night's sleep? Feel that sunshine won't shine down on me. It's a hard life, but I'll make it easy. And in time, I hope we'll find just exactly what we need. We need those good times. Oh, I think it's the only way to live. We need those good times.

Speaker: Give me those good vibes, good times, good friends. Yeah, won't you give me those good vibes, good times, and good friends. I don't want this now.

Speaker: Well I'm here to say that there's only one thing you need to get by

Speaker: Keep those good times done, I don't want this to end One and only for that life that you give what you give Give me those good times, good times, good friends

Speaker: Hell yeah. Good shit right there. That was bled with their song. Good vibes. Go ahead and check them out on all social media and wherever you stream music at. Len 614. Go show our guys some love. Let them know we sent you. They greatly appreciate that. Busta rubber. That's why you have no friends and you're adopted. Hopefully you guys are enjoying the show so far.

Speaker: You know who I am. I'm Glick. I tell you guys that all the time. We got Jeff in the house. We got Killacam in the house and we got a returning. Go ahead and kind of say kind of founding member. The big dog is in the building. What's up everyone? Hey, how we doing?

Speaker: Flattering Mike. I don't know if I would, I wouldn't know if I would call myself a founding member, but, uh, Part of the fam. Yeah. Absolutely. Part of the fam for sure. And Cameron, I don't know if you heard me earlier, but I was shouting you out pretty big with the, uh, whiskey run music. Yeah. Yeah. It was a shot in the dark, man.

Speaker: they're always a shot of this, but no, I never even really heard of them. I saw them at a bar a couple of weeks ago and I was like, I actually hit them up today about two o 'clock. I was like, I might be down. And by five o 'clock, they were, sent me that message that I sent you.

Speaker: I was like, all right, cool. That was easy. I mean, that's all that you can do. I mean, like I told you, it's always every time, you know, when we do what we do here, doing a show and we like to have music, you know, we take it, we take we take three five minute breaks. We're not a three hour show with two hours and 55 minutes of breaks. I'm Kevin Ollie.

Speaker: That's why you gotta catch these fucking hands. Hey, I was listening to that Kevin Hawley show and two minutes into it, it was like, all right, guys, our first break. I was like, Jesus Christ. That's because the intro of the show is 45 minutes long. Yeah. Yeah. It sounds like it's like a news podcast. No, Kevin does a very good job. He does a great job, but the breaks are a little bit long. But Kevin and I, we bust each other's balls.

Speaker: That's what we do. We always have, but we truly have nothing but love for each other. I really do. I love that dude you did. But speaking of other shows and this, that, and the other thing, go ahead and check us out on social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Go ahead and join us live. If you get the chance, you can come hang out in the chatters box with us and shoot the shit on YouTube and Twitch Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays at 6 p .m.

Speaker: And if you can't join us live, don't worry, that's okay. You can listen to us anytime you'd like, whenever you want, wherever you want. You can listen to us at work. But if you listen to us at work, I recommend putting earbuds in. And phones. And turning it down. Oh, and or turning it down. This guy. Because we, because we are not safe for work. And as it gets safe. Y 'all remember when I did that shit? Yeah, cameras. The dude looked at me like, who the hell?

Speaker: Yeah. Go ahead and check us all out at nonsensical nonsense. Hit your little Google box, ask your Siri, ask your galaxy, hit us with them followers, hit us with them likes, hit us with them listens. And definitely, definitely we don't ask for a whole lot on here. The one thing we do ask is go ahead and share us out, tell your friends about us. You know, let us let other people know because.

Speaker: You never know what you're going to get. You know, the three, the three members that you're almost box of chocolates. Yeah, we are. You're always going to get myself Glick. You're going to get Jeff. You're going to get Tony, but you might get smoke. You might get the big dog. You might get cam. You might get mine. No, you never know who's going to join us. You never know. We're going to get Brandon Ford again.

Speaker: Eventually we will get him. He's a busy man. I see his Instagram. He stays busy and I know he wants to come back because he, he, he was like, he was, he was like, I got shit to do, but I'm having fun. Like, you know, you might get chaos, you know, you never know who you're going to get. We had, uh, uh, Mike, I don't know if you know him on TikTok.

Speaker: uh the prince of chaos prince of chaos yeah you might know i'm commenting on my video the other day and i was like i'm trying to i'm trying to think of a comeback actually i think i i actually think i recognize you you're more likely you know him and i've been friends since he started on there but we had him on the show to promote his books speaking of prince of chaos

Speaker: If you do happen to get on Amazon, we're just shouting everybody out here tonight. If you do happen to get on Amazon and I gotta Google that shit because I'm not gonna lie. What is his name? Go on Amazon, look up Jeffrey Chaos and buy his books. He does some poetry. Yeah, we got

Speaker: Rob Durham, absolutely. Yeah, Jeffrey, Jeffrey J. Ellis, I think this is... Yeah, I can't remember the name of the book. I have it saved. I have it saved. I have it saved. Oh, there we go. Poetic Madness Unveiled. I think he unveiled. I think he has three books now. Check out, check out Tim. Check out Rob Durham on Amazon by his books. And if you're in the St. Louis area, go check him out on... Yeah, words are hard. Go check him out on... He's a comedian.

Speaker: uh and and over to the real quick shout out if you're in NERC if you're if you're an Ohio native and you're in NERC and you're in looking for a tattoo go to Empire Tattoo and uh shout out my guy Dustin go go let him hook you up because you can see what's on all my arms here that's all his and we ain't done we're just beginning we are just starting with the tattoos uh you can also find him on Instagram

Speaker: If you want to see some of his work, doo -doo -doo, doo -doo -doo, add stones. Yeah, well, yeah. But you can see a lot of his other work at Stones Work. S -T -O -N -E -S -W -R -K. Go ahead and check him out on Instagram. My boy's doing big things and I know there's going to come a time where he's going to be big time and he's going to be somewhere big, Vegas, New York, LA, somewhere doing tattoos for

Speaker: $3 ,000 an hour. It's going to be that $500 an hour tattoo guy. Yeah. He's going to blow up one day. And I'm glad I found you. I'm still waiting for Chris to get his face tattooed. I'm not getting my face tattooed. I'm not getting my hands tattooed. And I'm not getting the neck tattooed. You wouldn't do your hands. I'm not going to lie to you. Not even put some Nordic symbols on your fingers, really? I'm not going to lie to you.

Speaker: I have been considering getting by hands like right across the top of my hand done I do that got Nordic symbols all over me like it's like a compass. I already have one. Like a like a compass and it's in Odin's eye. Okay. Yeah. I've got I've got that I've got the helm of all

Speaker: I've got the bulk knot in this one. The Moneer is going on my wolf net too that I'm getting next. I'm getting the Odin's horns on my bear tattoo that I'm getting next. I'm getting, my chest is going to be battle axis with a ram skull. I'm a tree of life. My other calf is, my calf is going to have a Viking ship with a Dejord. And if I said that wrong, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And, and, and I'm, I'm getting all.

Speaker: Norse tatted up my back is going to have a Viking soldier on it. It's going to be my entire back. Um, a battle torn Viking soldier on my back. Um, so yeah, I mean, everything is Viking related and when, and when it's all said and done, I told Dustin today, I was talking to him. I said, when it's all said and done, we're going to find a spot and you're going to tattoo your signature. You're going to tattoo your signature on me because he's going to be the only one that tattoos me. Nobody else is going to touch me with a tattoo gun other than him.

Speaker: I like it. I want to do Odin's wolves on one pack and ravens on the other. I want raven wings on my back instead of angel wings.

Speaker: And then I wanted to put an armor armor on my, on my, just the armor sleeve with the, uh, with my, with, with my, uh, with my clan, with my clan crest on it, because I'm actually Scottish and I have a clan and I have a tartan and all that stuff. So I wanted to put that here and then put a.

Speaker: put an armor sleeve on that. And then I was thinking about maybe putting a Nordic compass right here. You should get on your hand. You should get on your hand and insert penis here. Yeah, there you go. No, that's what that's. I didn't want to take anything from Jeff.

Speaker: I waited, I was on his mouth, my bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Speaking of Jeff, okay, first and foremost, you're not holding me down. You already know better. I heard that comment. I'm not gonna let you just slide over there. I believe between Mike, Tony and I, we can hold you down and I can tattoo my name on your forehead. Why do you think Mike and Tony are gonna help you hold me down? Because I can afford to pay them. I have 17 friends that beg to differ.

Speaker: I will shoot all four. I will shoot all three of you in your new cap. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Wait a minute. Why did I get volunteer for this? Because I'm paying you to hold his ass down. I'm going to be paying you to hold it down. Okay. Well, we need to negotiate price. I'm going to be expensive. That's a big deal. That's all right. I can afford it. You do know that. You do know that. I mean, I have them on weight, but he's taller than me. That's why you're going to hold it down.

Speaker: Again, I reiterate, I have 17. I'm not, I'm not bigger than him by like, I'm not bigger than him by like a massive amount here. How much you weigh two 70? Never going to be able to shoot me. Cause I'm going to stand behind. I got you by 50 pounds, bro. I'm not that huge. What do you think's going to happen when I shoot Tony? I'm behind them still. They're still bigger than me.

Speaker: Why do I get my kneecap shot now? Now we got to deal with. I got enough money to spend on something stupid. I mean, and it's worth it. Trust me, Mike, it's worth it.

Speaker: Mike, don't, no, Mike, don't ever go with it. As somebody who's personal. Don't come saw your me. Don't come saw your me. Oh, look, I'm working. This is fun. You should do it. Exactly. Make that for the fans, Mike. Come on. I've read that book. Accept the money. Accept the money. Mike. Mike, as a guy who has personal experience, with Jeff saying the words, trust me, this will be fun. Do not listen to him.

Speaker: Do not listen to him. I'm kind of picking that up, you know? Do not listen to him. I don't know if I want to go down this. I mean, if Rick was paying me to hold Jeff down and we tattoo a penis on his face, you know, different story. Because my bank account is way bigger than Chris's, so I'd be like, you know what? Yeah, but your bank account.

Speaker: Your bank account is not going to save you from the rage of Glick when I go... Of course it does. I live 3 ,000 miles plus of what? Away. Well, if you're close enough to tattoo your name on my forehead, I think you're going to be close enough for me to put hands on you. I'm going to put my private jet and get the fuck out of there. That's Thor said and Thor in love with the button. Oh, thank you for that, Jeff. We finish this now!

Speaker: That work venture that you that you talked to me about that's still open. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the pyramid schemes. I'm going to start birdie mail. I think I think I might. I mean, I got nothing but time here. I might want to talk to you about that. All you got to do well, give me all call you. I got your number on your numbers. No, same. Yeah, I'll call you. I'll call you tomorrow and we can discuss it.

Speaker: Yeah, I'm looking for a, I'm looking for a work from home type of thing. Um, you know, while, you know, part of my, I was actually, I was actually told I could do that and get away with it, but I, it's just not me. Did you have to add permission? Um, I'm going to start one. Huh?

Speaker: I'm going to start an OnlyFans. I don't need permission to start one. It's just the thought of that big of guys asking me for my feet pics and stuff like that. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This stuff goes back to me talking about glossing over shit. OK, first and foremost. It didn't happen. No, no, no. Before we do it, I'm going to go ahead and put this out there.

Speaker: I'm going to go ahead and put this out there. Any guys who want pictures of my feet, feel free to hit us up and I'll send them all day. If you want pictures of my feet, they're yours. You just got to pay what I'm asking. I'll start an OnlyFans tomorrow if y 'all want pictures of my feet. Because I'm going to start an OnlyFans and me drinking beer and drinking shit. Basically the podcast.

Speaker: no i i knew a guy i knew a guy uh he he was actually he's actually pretty popular on tiktok um i'm not gonna reveal his name but he he actually has like a hundred thousand people following thing and he got him he started OnlyFans and he was telling me like just a weird request from

Speaker: Dude. And I'm just like... Well, no. I mean, there's that one chick. We talked about that one chick along that way. Chick's okay. No problem. I mean... She did just sending pictures of the feet. She's doing like 25 grand a month. Yeah. We talked about the girl that was selling her forks in a jar, and she was making like $500 ,000 a month, and now she's selling her boob sweat and making more.

Speaker: So yeah. Hey dudes. Uh, Hey, I'm good from nonsensical nonsense. If you want a fuck load cheaper. Yeah. I mean, cause I'm trying to get all day long. I would love to, I would love to buy a house. So if y 'all want anybody who wants to beat pigs, go ahead and hit us up at nonsensical nonsense on all social media. Go ahead and hit us up. Hit me up. What if it's hard to get the ball sweat? I can, I, I'm sure I could.

Speaker: I was actually I was actually complimented. I was like, you know, got a group of people we're getting drunk and shit and he was like, can I just say something else? Like, okay, we're drunk as shit. He's like, you know, you're a pretty big guy.

Speaker: but you don't stink like ever you actually like all the time you smell fresh and i was like well that's the fat man curse i've never been accused of stinking ever and i'm not necessarily this smell like you know we collect armpit hair you know

Speaker: Wait, what? You collect armpit hair. We could collect armpit shoes. I'll tell you what. $500 ,000 for big dogs armpit shoes. This chick is literally making this chick smell like a man. A month. Selling her boobs wet. A month. Damn.

Speaker: I mean, shit, all she's got to do is go to the gym and jar it up, sell that shit. Yeah. No, it's just, um, well, what's another thing that it's not part of my story. Well, it's a part. Well, um, you know, let's know me for a little while. You remember when I was doing the, um, when I was a overhead crane maintenance technician and stuff like that. And I don't, I don't know if you remember, like,

Speaker: Like there was actually days, I don't know if I message you this, but my jobs were incredibly dangerous. There were times that I would be like message my friends and be like, if you haven't heard from me in like an hour, call the ambulance because I'm hurt, you know? Yeah, because you were working like third shift or something back then weren't you? Oh yeah, I was working third shift. I was doing confined space welding around flammable material being the only one in the plant.

Speaker: You know, it was, it was crazy and stuff. And just, but that's not even my only job that I did that was like that, because before that I worked for, um, actually, I was a mechanic for, um, um, was a diesel mechanic for tugboats and, and planes and stuff like that. And that was, you know, repairing docks and dikes and stuff. And it was just, it put so much of a strain on my physical body.

Speaker: that, um, you know, I, I got a job, you know, uh, I was working there when, you know, when I first started joining, when I first joined the podcast and I actually had to, uh, quit that job. Um, just because I, you know, I ended up being three weeks, uh, uh, laid up because I hurt my back and stuff. And it's just like all the years of.

Speaker: doing that hard blue collar life is kind of, and what's really bad is because I still think I'm the youngest one. I mean, you guys can't say that before, you know, how, no matter how you know, how old you are, you still feel like you're like 20.

Speaker: and then you try to do something you were able to do in your 20s and you realize very quickly, you cannot do what you did in your 20s. You are not in your 20s anymore. That whole, you know, tossing a sitter block over your head like it's nothing. That doesn't happen anymore. Oh, I can still do that. Oh, I can still do that. Oh, I can still do that. Oh, I didn't do it. But then the next morning, I'm like, oh, I can't walk, I can't walk, I can't walk. That's when you wake up and go, fuck, I'm not. And, you know, I left.

Speaker: I left the podcast right when I actually first been, I actually been injured since March and been trying to just make it work. Physical therapy, you know, x -rays. I even had a CAT scan, you know, I was in the little metal tube with the banging noises, x -raying my whole body, trying to figure out what's in my back. And it's just, it's all shot to hell, you know, with all the

Speaker: the physically demanding, you know, it's so funny, you know, because I was the type of guy that's like, you know, I'm a diesel mechanic, I've worked on tugboats, bitches, you know, I've worked on trains and, you know, you know, I did everything but and I prided myself, you know, you know, I do I work 30 feet in the air, you know, come talk to me, you know what I mean? You know, and I get maintenance

Speaker: I did all that shit growing up. I hurt myself yesterday pulling my wallet out of my pocket and it's I'm not saying that it's like pulled it out because it was so heavy because all my money I Literally just because I reached weird and I was like what the fuck. Yeah, you reach weird Yeah, you know and I was matter and I said I hurt myself pull out my wallet. I am not

Speaker: that was a weird fucking flex by the way no no i wasn't saying i was clarifying you just threw it out there no i wasn't what i was saying is i wasn't trying to be i'm not trying to be funny and saying oh i hurt myself because my wallet's so heavy no i literally reached weird

Speaker: Man. That was a weird flex, bro. It was not a flex. I was clearing that mode. Because I couldn't only be like, oh, yeah, I hurt myself, blowed out my wallet because it's so heavy because it's got all this money. Yeah, you're kind of sus right now. You're kind of sus right now. I'm involved with the kids. Like, when Chris messaged me this afternoon, I was trying to mow my yard. And it was the, it was, you know, I'm not on a riding lawn mower or anything. I'm doing it old school. But that was one of the most painful things

Speaker: i had to do in a few months and it's just like oh no no so you know part of my part of my journey is i showed chris a picture of the washing machine and i bought and all the paint and stuff i'm painting dude painting the fucking bedroom the other day i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna say this to both of you guys and this is not meant to be

Speaker: negative or bad in any other in any way. But it'll come out negative. No, no, no, I don't think it's going to come out negative. No, I really don't. Well, OK, we can take a negative spin. You fucking pussies. No, no, no, it's not going to come out negative, but I don't want anybody to take it because we are. We're not. Yeah. Yeah. No.

Speaker: And I'm being 100 % honest with you guys because I blew my back out. I blew my back out years ago and I still have issues with it. Like Jeff said, there have been times where I've twisted to grab my wallet or I've been over to tie my boots or whatever. And then the next thing I know I'm laid up in bed for a week and a half.

Speaker: You know, I've got a busted up shoulder, I've got busted up knees, I've got busted up ankle. But the best thing that you can do, and I shit you guys not, and you don't have to do it for, and you don't have to go crazy, you know, go to the gym.

Speaker: You don't have to go crazy. You can be at the gym, and you could be doing exercises like you're lifting weights, and you're only lifting 30 or 40 pounds. And you know damn well, any one of us in this room, 30 or 40 pounds is not much. But what you're doing is you're strengthening that area. It's like strengthening your core. Yeah, when I get onto my routine, and I get into my routine, and I'm in the gym like I'm supposed to be, or I'm not like I'm supposed to be, but in my head like I'm supposed to be,

Speaker: My shoulder doesn't hurt. My back doesn't hurt. My knees don't hurt. My ankle don't hurt. I got a busted up ankle. I broke my ankle twice, two years in a row, playing baseball. Same fucking ankle at the same fucking ball field, playing the same goddamn team. But you start to strengthen those areas so you're not finding yourself grabbing your wallet and blowing your back out or bending your back out for a week and a half. Or tying your shoes.

Speaker: and it hurts your back for a week and a half or whatever, you know. So, like I said, you don't have to go there and go balls to the wall. I'm speaking to you right now, Jeffrey, because I know you. Yeah, you know me. When I get to the gym, I'm like, I can bench 300 pounds. Watch this. Oh, no. I'm going to lay here for three days. Yeah, yeah. That's my problem is, is playing to the gym and it's all, I have to show off. I have to show off. Who are you showing off for? Actually, actually, you know what? I mean, I know Glitt. I know Glitt will, I know Glitt will confirm this.

Speaker: Any bodybuilder will confirm this. You want, you want to look good. You want to strengthen stuff. Go low weights. No, go high. I'm more happy that you compared me to a bodybuilder. That makes me feel good.

Speaker: All right. I knew I missed Mike for a reason. Keep stroking. Keep stroking, big boy. Call me daddy when you're done. Anybody that's ever taken George Washington. And that was the other thing. That's the other humbling thing, though, was

Speaker: You know, I was marine certified twice in my life. I physicality, I mean, I, you know, I'm, I'm actually, I've got a lot of flab on me right now, but I'm actually not a weak motherfucker at all. I'm not someone you want to fuck around with on a dark alley. That's for sure. You know, I've never really had too many people

Speaker: Um, trying to try me, you know, um, so it was like a real humbling. So it was a real humbling. Well, you know, the internet warriors are all, you know, fearless. Um, but, but they, nobody wants to say it to your face, you know, but, uh, that's crazy. Back in the day, I was at the point where I was like, I don't want anybody to try me and everybody's driving now. I walk around going, I wish a motherfucker would.

Speaker: Four is here, by the way. I saw that. Jesus Christ. The God of Thunder just turned up a nerd out of nowhere and shook my whole damn apartment. It's the fine angle you were saying, Chris. You looked that way and I was like, holy shit, did that girl from the swing come and haunt you for playing? No, it's Bob back there on his wall again.

Speaker: hey frank frank's good frank's happy frank said no dude it was like i didn't even know we were supposed to get thunderstorms or anything but apparently it's thunderstorming like a son bitch outside because thunder just hit and it shook the whole fucking apartment hello thor i didn't hear i didn't hear guns and roses or lead zeppelin

Speaker: My niece sent me a message the other day. She's like, how far away are you from? And she mentioned the hotel. She was going to say, I'm just going to go back to town. And she says, she messaged me yesterday. And she's like, it figures the weekend of the week I'm coming. There's supposed to be a hurricane. What website do you use to track the storm? I was like, I don't. She's like, you don't want to prepare? I'm like, for what?

Speaker: she's like the hurricane I'm like I've lived here for 20 years I'm not worried about a fucking hurricane it's 99 % chance it's never gonna you're gonna get a little bit of rain and some wind and that's it most hurricanes are joking down here right and it's gonna feel good it's gonna feel good because it's so hot down there

Speaker: Dude, I went to the store today. I walked out the door, turned back in, came back in the house and grabbed a pair of sunglasses. It was so goddamn bright. And in that little bit of time, going the five feet from my office to the front door and back, I was like, I gotta change my shirt. I'm sweating too much. It was fucking ridiculous. I went to Mexico when I was 16. It was a very eye -opening experience. And I think that quite personally,

Speaker: I think it would do every American every day to see, cause then maybe you might appreciate what you got because the economy and everything that we're dealing with today is because you don't give a shit. But, uh, you know, back to, back to what I was saying about me being injured, you know, it was.

Speaker: You know, it was a tough thing, you know, because I, I've always been, and I know Glick, you're, you're, you and me have always shared the same mentality. Um, you know, of, of, of, I don't have limits. I can't afford to. I'm a man, you know? Yeah, I still don't. And, and, and, and, and, and even when I was in management, you know, I would, I would do the job with the, with the grunts.

Speaker: and then and then bet them like, hey, I'll do it faster. If I beat you, I get five bucks, you know, and if you beat me, I'll give you five bucks. You know, I'd bet them and we'd race the fuck out of work, you know, you know, it's and then to be just just and then and then to get hurt doing something stupid, you know, I mean, I've I've lifted starters this big and put them in excavators.

Speaker: you know, and anybody knows what an escalator is, has a big -ass fucking crane, and you know, you lift up over your head to do that, or you work on a ladder. And here I am, that was my old job, that's what I used to do, and throwing hoses on a table, bam, threw my back out, and now I'm walking with crutches, and going to work with the crank cane, and I'm going,

Speaker: you know, just can't even walk to my job. And it was, fuck, it was like.

Speaker: When you, when you injure yourself that bad, it's, it's absolutely a humbling experience because I've been there. Yeah, I've been there. Uh, but I still, I still have that mentality. I'm not gonna, I'm just because I know my back is fucked up just because I know my shoulders fucked up. I know my knees are busted. I know my, you know, this, that, and the other thing. It's not going to stop me because at the end of the day, I'm still country strong.

Speaker: I'm, you know, like, I might not live like that. That's also a downfall. That's why you keep getting hurt because your mind still says, I'm strong enough to do this. And then you hurt yourself. You go, wow, maybe I'm not as young as I thought I was. And that's what I did. I've actually injured myself five times in the last four months. You know, I've actually injured myself to that level five times in the last four months. And that's why I asked you about that job position, because you know what?

Speaker: I don't, as a man, I don't need that. I used to chase titles, you know? Whatever made my resume look good. You know, my resume. It gets to the point where the job I'm doing, you don't necessarily chase titles, you chase, it's almost, I'm equivalent to doing drugs because when you close one of these deals,

Speaker: You get a high and you chase that and that's why there's days where my wife has to come yell at me to get off the computer Because I'll sit here for 12 hours a day Not on a podcast day on a Monday. Yeah, you know, I don't do the podcast on Monday because I'm that's my busy day and You know, it's 10 o 'clock at my night. My wife's like, what do you do the podcast on Monday? Cuz you're not allowed to

Speaker: Yeah, you have to finance her European trip and her new house in Europe

Speaker: You didn't, she didn't. Dude, the house I'm building here. I was still on the show when she left. I thought that was going to be like a recent TV version. She went for a month, came back, and then they're starting this new thing in Europe where you have to have a visa to go.

Speaker: and she looked it up, and the line for said visa once it wanted to affect is two years to get said visa. So I was like, well, you better go now, get all the sightseeing you want to see, that way you never have to worry about going back. So she went again for two and a half months. And I busted ass for two and a half months. I literally worked the entire time.

Speaker: Like, I was working Saturdays. I was working. I work a couple hours each Sunday. I got tons done. And I was taking care of the kids and all the bills here in the house and upgrading the house and all that shit. And I was top person in my department for

Speaker: Uh, for say six of the eight weeks that I did it. Yeah. I mean, I killed it. I still have money coming in from it. Good. It's ridiculous. It's just to the point where, you know, you just got to do what you got to do and realize your limitations and what good are you.

Speaker: If you're constantly getting hurt just so you can say that you're not your blue collar, I don't need, who do I need to prove to? I don't need to prove to anything to anybody. I talk with people that are white collar and blue collar all day long because I talk with people that own construction companies, I talk with people in law offices, doctors, and I relate more to the blue collar guy.

Speaker: you know, those conversations are about fuck this and shit that and all that stuff where the harder conversation for me is when I'm talking to a doctor, a dentist or a lawyer and I'm like, hello, sir, how are you doing? Those are the harder ones. But and it's what I do benefits the the person that I'm talking to anyways. So it's right. It's it's a it's a weird, you know, and that's that's

Speaker: But yeah, it's a, when you get to that point in life, when you realize that you just can't do the same thing that you used to do, you know, and, and I think a real, I think a true testament of what a man is, is someone that can adapt. Okay. So how can I be successful after I've reached this block? You know, I'm in trouble.

Speaker: The weak will prosper. Well, actually, that's still the same mentality because it's more than just actual. What is power? The power is the ability to do something and choosing not to. You know, I have the power to do a lot of things. Calm down, Spider -Man. Do what I will with you.

Speaker: My power comes within my fist, and it allows me to take whatever I want from whoever I want, because I'm strong. Well, see, and that's where I know you're full of crap, because we've had these conversations. You were a bouncer. Shut up, Mike. You were a bouncer. You were a bouncer. Mike, shut up.

Speaker: Why did I bring Michael back on this show? Everybody wants to know about the secret life of Glick. I know all his secrets. You don't know all my secrets. Me and Jeff are writing a book. Me and Jeff are writing a book, The Secret Life of Glick. What's the life of no Glick? That's one chapter. What a waste. Fucking Jeff. That's been this 45 -year friendship. Wow.

Speaker: Whoo! That was... I also... Are you okay? Are you okay? You're still on fire from that last burn. I know. Of course my parents die. I grow up in an orphanage and Jeff calls my life a waste. Yes. No. I thought I'm currently writing a book. I currently, too, am writing a book and Michael just earned himself a chapter in the Why Reasons Glick Drinks book. We're up to chapter 475.

Speaker: It's literally just a list of things. It's just a list of things. I want an honorable picture. It's fucking Excel's Bridge. Yeah, nothing else. It's Excel's Bridge. Nothing else. It's just a list of things. What was that movie? What was that Adam Saylor movie? What was it? Happy Gilmore or whatever? Steve Buscemi was sitting in his basement listening to ELO telephone line. And he calls him and he was like, hey man, I just want to say I'm sorry for it. And then Steve Buscemi scratches.

Speaker: I still have I still have that list by the way your list of what

Speaker: Oh, the list has grown. And actually, the list has grown. And not only that, but not only has the list grown, but I've decided to completely fuck Texas. Not only am I going to fight Texas, but I'm going to take over Texas. And Texas will be now known as Glick.

Speaker: I will be the king of Texas. The Dallas Cowboys will be now known as the Glick Cowboys. The Houston Texans will be known as the Houston Glicks. The Texas Longhorns will be the Glick Longhorns. Everything will be Glick. Well, we all know Texas could be taken out with a small snowstorm. I made a TikTok about that because I have a lot of friends in Texas on TikTok and they were all boohoo and then I made a TikTok of me

Speaker: out in like a foot and a half of snow in a t -shirt and a cowboy hat jumping off of a there's a there's a bicycle park across the street from me and I was up on one of the ramps and I was like how are y 'all doing in Texas? I heard a little bit of snow has got you all fucked up and then I jumped down the ramp and I just slid down the snow and I got a t -shirt I got t -shirt on and my cowboy

Speaker: your cowboy Crocs I need to order me a pair of those by the way dude I saw I saw a chick on tiktok where and I was like holy fuck

Speaker: I do need to order me a pair of Crooks. That is for sure. Mike, if you have not seen Crooks, do yourself a favor and Google Crooks. They are Crooks that look like cowboy boots. I can only imagine what it looks like. I did see somebody do a life hack or what it was called a hack. And it was basically they took a croc and then they took a boot and then they cut off the boot leg and then they glued it to the croc. You can literally buy

Speaker: crocs and that with snaps on them that look like cowboy no no no no i saw two different ways oh yeah one that looks like a cowboy boot then they have one that that you can snap and they have snaps on it and then you snap the sleeve that is the top of the cowboy boot onto them but i want the crutes i want the i want the crocs that look like cowboy boots i sent the i sent that picture to you yes i've seen yeah i've seen both of them i i i do want to tell you what i mean

Speaker: don't mind me. I don't know if it gets hot enough. I don't know if it gets hot enough here for that. It's not about hot. It's about cool factor. You just throw in a pair of thermal socks, man. Underneath them. New crew. New crew goofing. Don't mind me. Genuine. I'm just saying.

Speaker: Let me fuck around and get a pair of crutes. I'll be wearing that bitch and get that winner. And I will do that video from, what was that goddamn show? Wearing Daisy Duke shorts. Wearing Daisy Duke shorts. We've already had that. High top shirt and a cowboy hat. See, Chris, you missed out on the opportunity. I missed out on the opportunity. Opportunity to wear shorts and boots because you could have gotten away with it now.

Speaker: Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker: So probably next summer, I'm going to try to go to New York and spend the week with Smoke and Glick together for a week. I'm going to predict right now that Chris will be arrested and let go within the first 45 minutes because New York's policy is to catch and release. Is that New York? I thought that was just Chicago.

Speaker: No, it's both. New York's getting just as bad. Oh, who knows? Somebody will try to tell you your own fucking pronoun and you'll pop it in the nose. I just imagine the tomfoolery and the fuckery that because you already know

Speaker: you know, smoke and click together or click and smoke. We're not very well liked in general. You put us together in the same place at the same motherfucking time. Then you have two races in one place. First and foremost, I'm not the racist, that's you. No, that's smoke. I am not. I am not. I just know that the shade that smoke and I get when we do shows together, let alone if we're together in person, if we're together in person,

Speaker: Mike, I can. Smoke was up here. We were just having a normal conversation and Smoke dropped the end bomb. I dropped it once and I was quoting a quote from a standup media. And I apologize within an instance, but this dude dropped the end bomb. Now granted, Smoke's allowed, but I literally had to create a PSA. By the way, Smoke is black.

Speaker: You said you said Nigeria online, are you nuts? Yes, I said, I said, I was quoting and I got called out on it.

Speaker: right away. Man. No, Bo Tony and I both shit bricks and we're like, whoa, Jeff. And we had the conversation that, okay, so even though it's in a song or, you know, it's part of a skit, you cannot still do it. No, it doesn't make it right. You can't say that.

Speaker: and i literally did not where were you and when you were in mexico in the 90s or some shit when when white white guys first started rapping we changed everything to cracker where were you did you not get that memo let me email that hold on i don't get those i'm emailing it to you change name to cracker all right you will get it soon enough that reminds me

Speaker: Email has been said, you know, or or you do like when I did on my take talks, you know cover your mouth or just don't say it or No, it was literally We were quote. I was quoting cat Williams first mistake Where cat William? Yeah, that was your first And it was those cat Williams you are you are from them the very Viking babies from the realm of Caucasian

Speaker: Yeah. That ain't my baby. Look at your name, Mike. I hope to work for you one day, sir. Yeah. But Smoke was saying something was so racist that we had to remind everybody he was black. I was like, whoa.

Speaker: I did find the funniest joke it's not very woke but it is funny and I told it to the wife and it's not racist by any means but it's not necessarily woke. Why did the handicapped man's dog run away?

Speaker: You'd run away too far. Why? I know I'm going to regret this, but why? I heard that on TikTok and I was fucking dying. I can't stand you. The funny thing was the guy that told the joke was Andy Gapp, so it made it okay, but it was so bad.

Speaker: In other words, in other news, actually, Glick, you'll be surprised, my penis was in the World Book of Records, Guinness Book of World Records until the librarian told me to take it out.

Speaker: It's not as bad as to what the doctor told me

Speaker: It's not as bad as what the doctor told me last week when I was at the doctor's visit. He, um, bad news. He told me I needed to stop masturbating. And I said, why do I need to stop masturbating? He said, because I'm trying to examine you. So I got to call my doctor. I don't know.

Speaker: but I got 80 of them. Life fucking sucks, you know. I found out I had 80 of them. That's about as bad as Jeff going to get a colonoscopy and the doctor have both hands on his shoulder and the goofy bucker keeps making reschedule or keeps going back and making more appointments.

Speaker: This is the best call on Oscar. You can't tell us. You can't change the name. You know it was you. You literally. I had such a bad, I had such a, I had like. If I got both hands, he's massaging my shoulders and I told him, told him he's not equal. I told you that in the secret.

Speaker: I have somebody I can talk to about this. Mike, did you see Cobra Kai season five?

Speaker: Oh my God. The show's over. No, I haven't. I actually haven't started COVID high at all. Jesus Christ, you guys suck. Seriously, season five is like the nostalgia. I mean, did you watch the offer? Which one? The offer.

Speaker: It's called the offer, it's the making of the Godfather. Really fun. Oh yeah, that was on like anything or something. Yeah, I think Christo was telling us about that. Although, although, although I wanted to, I wanted to tell you this, Jeff. I wanted to tell you this, Jeff. You have to fuck a Snapchat motherfucker, what's the problem? I, I know, I know, but I spinged the absolute loving fuck out of Yellowstone.

Speaker: And I could not put that bitch down. I could not put that out. And the new season comes out in November, and I'm excited for it. I know. Chris, did you watch Devil in Ohio? No, not yet. Dude, I'm telling you. I want to see that one. It's on my list. It's good. It's good. I found it by accident. And, like, I didn't. I saw it on Netflix, but I was like, I don't want to watch a documentary about Glitch. So I just stopped.

Speaker: Trust me, it's not. I've known Glenn for 25 years. It's not. No. It's actually really good. Oh, dad, it's fucked up. Whoever changed my name, fucked up. That was me. That was me. I was going to say, that was not me, because I changed it. That's one of the other features. That's one of the other features that we can do. Yeah. Yeah. Let me fix that.

Speaker: The first time we were on here, Chris and I spent an hour and a half playing with all the features. We weren't even live. We were just kind of goofing off. Well, we did go live, didn't we? Yeah, we went live. Yeah, we were live on Facebook. Yeah, we had Nick up in here. Oh my gosh. We just sat there goofed off playing with all the different toys.

Speaker: But I guess I'm not, I guess I'm not an administrator or something. Cause I can't change you guys. Yeah. You gotta, you gotta, you gotta have, you gotta have permission. And unfortunately I gave Jeff, I let Jeff sign in on the account. So he has all the features, you know, he has like all, he can do everything I can do. And Tony has an admin feature. Uh, you know, with streaming, I do, you're allowed like one seat so you can go over there.

Speaker: or admin and with admins you can basically do everything for the most part. But no, I had Jeff sign in one time because I didn't know if I was going to be able to make the show.

Speaker: So I had Jeff, I was like, here, sign in the stream yard. You and Tony can still do the show. You'll be able to do everything I do. So, you know, and Jeff just kept it. I need to change the password and kick him out in all honesty. No, but that's one thing. The only thing you have to worry about on this goddamn podcast is turn your goddamn camera and make sure. I'm talking about in life. In life is one last thing I gotta worry about. No, but the beauty of having access to the banners and adding banners

Speaker: Oh yeah, something else. We were hit. We added like 25 banners in that day. Every time somebody say something stupid, it was boom, it was up. We had a ton of them. Yeah. But this wasn't Wednesday. We could only have 50. It's the Wednesday. Yeah, if it wasn't Wednesday. It's the final countdown. Yeah, I would absolutely keep this going. I hate to interrupt you guys, and I hate to cut it off. But we do got to go ahead and get it into the closing bullshit.

Speaker: that Saturday.

Speaker: Oh, that nonsense. Um, we do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. Mike, it was dude. I've missed you, man. I know we had a little bit of a falling out and we, we kind of went after each other, but I'm glad to have you back. I have missed you.

Speaker: You know, you know, you've always been like a brother to me, but it was really, it was good to see you. Nobody cares about the Oompa Loompa in the lab. Yeah, exactly. Well, you know, that's the funny thing is like,

Speaker: all the hate from the internet goes to Chris and Tony and I just sitting there in the sidelines just looking. Yeah it really really does but no it was awesome to see you man it was awesome to see I look forward to seeing you you know like I said we're here Monday, Wednesday, and Saturdays and we start to show at 6 p .m so you know I'll give you a heads up and if you're available you're and I will gladly bring you up man it was it was awesome having you back again uh you know to be 100 % honest with you I'm not even gonna bullshit you uh we do appreciate y 'all listening we appreciate y 'all hanging out

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Speaker: Do you still do the same outro? Yes.

Speaker: And if you don't, could we do for old time's sake? No, we still do the outro. We still do the outro. But basically, if you find us on any social media, if you go follow us on any social media, go to the top, hit that little bio link, that little link, that little website, and I'll give you everything you need to know about us. So give us a follow, give us a like, and if you be so kind, give us a share. Let other people know about us. Don't be stingy. But with that being said, I am changing it up tonight.

Speaker: We're not playing black top mojo to end the show because we're starting to get bands coming in. We're starting to get a lot of permission. We could do it for old times sake. Damn it. Well, well, we do it on Saturdays. Yeah. Well, that's, that's, that's been, that's been designated, that's been designated for Saturdays only because I've, again, I've been changing stuff up. I'm going to actually end the show.

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Speaker: To wash away the sins of you and I this time

Speaker: When you seek me, you'll destroy me Rave my mind, it smells of poppies Born and blighted every single time Always keep me under finger That's a spot that you might linger

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Speaker: Jeffrey, what these motherfuckers know? Deuces. Michael, do you remember your closing line? Peace out. Yeah. Peace out, motherfuckers. You're damn right. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. All right. Be good or be good at it. We'll see you all Saturday night. It's a party. It's a party. Good bye, motherfuckers.