If you ever want to be loved again, don't pour hot caramel into the toilet.

Toilet Caramel

Autumn Fischer and Greg Russ are tackling life's big issues one topic at at
time. A whole episode dedicated to salt? Sure, they'd be open to that. A
discussion about that old movie you wouldn't think anyone would ever feel the
need to talk about in-depth? Already done it. If you're a thoughtless chump who
holds no curiosity for the world around you, don't waste your time listening to
this podcast. But if you're self-aware, smart, and fall for reverse psychology,
One Topic is the show for you.