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Speaker: Welcome to the nonsensical nonsense podcast, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Tony D, that's Glitch, and that's Jeff Hart. This motherfucker takes forever to do anything just to see if anybody's gonna say something about it as an antagonization tactic. This shit don't work on me, but it did today. For now, if you want me to join us on any podcasting platform, that'll be the ones that you said about 19 episodes ago for the past 200 years.
Speaker: You can find me on TikTok, you can find me on Instagram, you can find me on Twitch, you can find me on Twitter, you can find me on Facebook, but don't look for me over there. Jeff down there is in a whole nother country, and he barely social media, but he will clip the hell out of you and your EMs. And that's Glick over there. He's the winner and host of the show. Thank you very much. Go ahead, Glick. I'm sorry. I didn't know he was catching your breath for holding on to hear something on your mind. My apologies.
Speaker: No, I was just letting you negotiate with terrorists. I'm a terrorist and you just negotiated with me and proved my point to be valid. You had to get in the prior pre -show nonsense.
Speaker: because my terrorist literally promoted yourself, not the show. I did it because he didn't want to goddamn do what I did. I had terror, terror, terroristical tactics that worked on you and caused you to have a complete and total meltdown. You forgot where you were. Seven fucking minutes into the show, you go sit down, look at the camera like, let me see what you got.
Speaker: Because you were sitting there complaining before the show. You said you need that, so I waited. I don't need that. I'm not going to lie. As far as the podcast goes, what just happened is my example of road rage. If the light turns green and it takes two minutes, you're going to run around.
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Speaker: I can pull the curtain back for a minute. During the pre show, Tony D came in on time for a change, which is rare. And instantly started talking shit. He wanted him and Jeff were gonna
Speaker: I'm gonna get your ass. Don't worry. So him and Jeff are going to run the show and do the introductions and I said, no, you're not because you're going to rattle off everything. But what has to do with this show? Jeff does is his book is validated once again.
Speaker: That is why he is the greatest champ of all time. It's a little early in the show, but you know what? It's never too early to be a braggadocious prick. And if you guys are seeing our most recent Instagram post, then you would see what I'm talking about. Basically being the greatest podcast host of all time. I had to stroke my own ego and made it real.
Speaker: with Kid Rock's Cocky. Yes, I am that damn good. And if you don't like it, sounds like a you problem. I don't remember. I don't remember the name. How's it going? You like that intro? I got plenty more.
Speaker: Uh, Joe, I know you, I know you, you, you, I know how you are. You, you, you're excited to, you got, you are ready to release your load on everybody prematurely. I'm going to allow you to go ahead and, and, and, and go ahead and do your little.
Speaker: inappropriate racist transphobic no no no no no no no see see this is well this is what i was saying in our snapchat you guys have no faith i'm just saying right now you have zero faith in me and that's fine that's fine because we're about to move you around this is not racist this is not transphobic fuck you tony are you wrong in thinking the way that we think though jeffrey because you're like 100 wrong because
Speaker: What's going on? You said you said in the in the free show, you said name one time I did anything racist on this show.
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Speaker: So I was doing a little bit of research and we know the Super Bowl is a Sunday. Yes. If you spell off. No, I'm not. I know you're thinking and no, I'm not.
Speaker: No, I'm not. I don't care if you say scripted or rigged because I feel like the NFL is scripted or not. I do agree. I'm betting on what was leaked. If you start rattling off the comparison of stats between Philly and KC, I'm going to be like, really dude, this is this morning zoo radio. Is this the Kevin Ollie? Yes, the dude is due because the dude doesn't do stats. But as we do know, a couple of days ago or a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker: I did ask you guys, who's going to win so I can make a bet? Well, I found a little bit of a side bet. As we know, a side bet is, you know, we know who's going to win or whatever. But the side bet, there are a few interesting side bets that you can bet on. And I wanted to get your guys' opinion. The first one is number of beers sold at the game. And you could bet over under. And the over under on it is 120 ,000.
Speaker: where in the stadium in the stadium in the stadium in the stadium. Now I'm gonna go under State Farm Stadium is 63 ,000 seats.
Speaker: Hold on one second. What's going on, Cheddar's Box? Hello, Nikki. How about me, girl? What's going on right over here? I don't even know if it was Super Bowl, just waiting for the commercial. Oh, God, the belt is out already because before the show ever started, these two clowns started popping off. And after the show started, I was validated. If you're going to spell facts.
Speaker: spout correctly. Tony was speaking for you, so therefore you're automatically lumped in. And I said don't lump me in with him. You're going to get me in trouble. No, but so so so state. So state forum stadium holds 63 ,000 seats, 63 ,500, something like that. At 120 ,000 beers sold, that comes down to two beers apiece.
Speaker: Oh, just under two beers. Right. So would you say over or under 120 ,000 beers will be sold? I'm going to say under because I'm willing to bet everybody in that stadium is not a drinker. Well, you also have kids and stuff like that, so there is that. I'm going to spend my one. Well, I'm also going to agree with Tony and say the under. But also, I believe that they were saying that just to get in the stadium, tickets were like six grand.
Speaker: And it's the highest price super bowl. And God knows how much, yeah, God knows how much the beer is cost. It's still gonna be a packed house watch. Yeah, it's gonna be a packed house, no doubt. Right. But yeah, I mean. We're still saying. And being like Glick, I'm staying with Under.
Speaker: We're going six million beers. I'm calling it now. Yeah. So, but you're the one most recently in an NFL stadium. I don't know if you had a beer there or not, but did you happen to notice the beer prices when you were there? No, I didn't look at them because I had Jason with me. So it wasn't.
Speaker: The last time I was at a stadium for a 24 ounce can or whatever, it was like 14 bucks. You got the cans, but I'm also including the drafts. Everybody who's in there is not drinking. So it's great. Yeah, exactly. I'm still saying it's under. But I would imagine that the concession prices for it being the Super Bowl are also going to be tuned up a little bit and charge more.
Speaker: We're gonna put random, we're gonna put random Rick's number in there. He says over and he's going at 189 ,000 bills.
Speaker: It's a very good possibility. I just want to lean more towards you 15 minutes Both motherfuckers are going to drink but if you're going to a stadium and you're not alone and you've got to drive You're probably not going to drink as much and if you get kids But then you have people that show up or like click that are like, oh I don't have 15 beers and maybe four half time and
Speaker: It's a bad fucking day. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Trust me. Glick does not like to pay football stadium prices for beer. I've been to two NFL games. I see you also got to determine the factors of tailgaters. That's beer in the parking lot. That's a good question. But that question is actual beer sold in the stadium. That's the risk of a loss. That's the risk of a loss. Well, you know what? We'll do this real easy. You've got the stadium. Let me tell you the stadium and the parking lot. I'm still going to say under.
Speaker: Stadium and parking lot. Definitely over. Definitely over. I don't think everybody will drink that much. Yeah, but you got a factor in the tailgaters. People are the people that are going to get there.
Speaker: three, four, five hours before the game and tailgate all day and drink their faces off. If you include what's sold in the stadium and in the parking lot, it's a player of 100 ,000. There's been good ballpark territory at that point. Here's the other side bet. Here's the other side bet is a number of hot dogs sold. And the over under is 17 ,000. Over. Oh yeah, over.
Speaker: Once again, I don't have the numbers of how much a hot dog cost in a bowl, but I'm sure it's plenty, but I'm going to say over. And let me save you a headache with the cost. Let me save you a headache with the cost. Most people wouldn't buy it if they didn't have the cash. Not everything would be different. I don't know. Yeah, it's hard to hear. It's hard to hear before they go to the game.
Speaker: So I wouldn't worry about the cost of stuff at the game. I think this is just a because a lifetime thing. Spend what you got to spend kind of deal. Yeah. And that OK. I feel like the prices are going to be a little bit more than a normal
Speaker: Sunday mid -season game because it is the biggest. They're going to have so much other stuff going on. They're going to have so many other. This is a pretty major city of the country. I'll be wrong with the beer. I damn near guarantee they're going to go over 17 ,000 hot dogs. Yeah, I think they'll go over 17 ,000. Yeah, definitely. Well, this one's kind of different. As we know, when a team wins, they don't, they
Speaker: poor cool Gatorade on the coach. Yes. So here's the question. What color of Gatorade? And then we have some options. We have blue, lime green, slash yellow, orange, red, clear water, or purple. Purple has a thousand percent or a thousand, like if you bet on purple and they dump purple, it's a thousand and one.
Speaker: Because I never really see purple. We see a lot of orange. Right. Orange is 350. Red is 850. Clearwater is plus 900. Yellow is plus 200. And blue is plus 120. What's the second one? Lime green, yellow. I was going to say blue or yellow, probably. That's what I was thinking. Give me the lime green yellow. OK.
Speaker: Now, for backstory on this, in 2022, when the Rams won, it was blue. In 21, when Tampa Bay won, it was blue. In 2020, Kansas City, Orange, New England in 19 was blue, Eagles in 18 was yellow, and the year before that was none, and Orange and Blue, the guys heads in the way. Okay, you ready for this?
Speaker: Yeah, go ahead. Listen, everything you just said is going to be purple. Watch. That's what I was thinking. Now this was this was kind of odd. This one's out.
Speaker: What color is Rihanna's hair going to be during the halftime show? Nobody cares. Shit. Right? That's what I thought. Black slash brown, black slash brown, bright red, or blonde. Blonde has a 600 point. If you bet, it's 601. Nobody cares. You can blonde off the rip.
Speaker: Nobody's even going to watch that time show. Oh, they're going to watch that. You've got to be fucking kidding me. Oh, everybody watches the halftime show. That's the only reason I tune in. And they're going to watch Rihanna for their ass. Exactly. Now, here's the last one. He's for Caribbean that is horny. They're going to watch her ass. Bet that. Bet that. That's the only reason I'm watching it. The only people that won't watch it are bearded motherfuckers from Ohio. But go ahead.
Speaker: I've just never found her attractive. I think she's a great singer, but I don't find her attractive. She's beautiful. I think you need to have your glasses prescription updated. She is beautiful, tall, and in shape. And I would let her be my ass so she can touch me. And she's very sexual, AKA whore. Absolutely a dirty whore. This is a yes or no.
Speaker: bet and so it's either yes has a 2500 point so 2500 to one versus 15 ,000 to one negative of no will tom cruise parachute into the stadium and hand deliver the game ball to the refs
Speaker: That is literally a bet in Vegas. Why would Tom Cruise parachute it? And that was my movie last year. Look, Maverick was number one movie last year. That's why. I could see that. That's a good point. Tom Cruise does like to jump out of planes. I didn't know that about him. But I could see him doing it. Well, he did that commercial for Maverick, where he was standing on a plane for Christmas. He was standing on a plane. I didn't hear anything about him doing this. I could see him doing it. I don't know.
Speaker: Now, I mean, I'll go with the yes. I'll go with the yes. I'll go with the yes. I'll go with the yes. Put it down for yes. But that's, that's, I didn't write anything down, so I didn't take your bets. But I'm just saying, I found that interesting. I thought you guys would find that a kick out of me. See, not racist, not transphobic, nothing bad. Hahaha, fuck you both. Yeah, you right. Wait, I have one more. You've got to have another. One more, isn't it? Just like, one more.
Speaker: I'm not. Let me get my question real quick. I have one more question to ask. I'm not betting on anything. That was good, Jeff. That was good. I appreciate that. Thank you, Tony. Steve, he gives for credit is due. Thank you, Tony. Not that fucking hard. It's not that fucking hard, really? I found that interesting. That was good content right there. That was good. I don't ever get credit for anything, either. As you know, you can bet anything. Carrying the weight of the show on my shoulders alone is very hard. My back's still killing me.
Speaker: Well, I would only say that I actually did 547 broadcasts a day on 900 different channels. Yeah, because... Yeah, Tony, when do you actually go to work? When do you actually go to work? Nobody knows where you're at! There's a reason! There's a reason why you're always tired, Tony. Yeah. As you say, I need to get out of my office more, you need to stay offline.
Speaker: Jeff, I saved money sitting up here live streaming than I would going out. I saved money by never leaving my house. You do. You do. I know it. You got the keys with you. I got it. I saved money by not having money.
Speaker: No, I was like, oh, I got money. I can get a bigger house. I can get a bigger car. I can get new phone or no money. Oh yeah. See, I'm broke for different reasons because I keep investing in stuff. That's eventually going to pay off travel expenses. It's a three hour drive. I can get there on a half a take.
Speaker: Well, we're just messing with his own shit. I'm just messing with. He said she travels. You said why? I think we all know why.
Speaker: Oh, shit, that was good. I like that. So, yeah, I mean, like I said, I saw that the other day and I was like, you know what, that'd be an excellent topic of discussion. So I saved the video and then screenshotted the different, because the video is literally a guy standing, you know, he's got the background kind of like Tony does right now. And I waited until he was out of the way so I could actually screenshot each side bet. Oh, he did the weird image thing.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, exactly. So I think that's one of these pictures has this guy. I see you down there random Rick. Um, where else do you get news? I mean, I understand where you're coming from. Um, when she first came out, she blew my mind. I had no idea she was six foot in shape. She put a video up on, there was a video up on Instagram where it's literally,
Speaker: Like the view is, if I'm looking up at YouTube, because you guys are telling me. So it's an up view, and it's mostly ass in the video. And it was compelling, I thought. Right. I'm not a fan of all of her songs. I like maybe two of her songs preferably. Maybe two. Oh, one of the other side bets. Good. She's an international superstar. One of the other side bets. I'm happy for her. Exactly. One of the other side bets is
Speaker: If Rihanna, which is her opening, she's still taller than me. I'll climb that like a tree. Don't get me wrong. Jeff, there are garden gnomes out in the garden right now that are taller than you. It's no grand feat for somebody to be taller. My kids are taller than you. I will still climb Rihanna like a tree. My kids are taller than you, Jeff.
Speaker: The other side bet that I did see was that if Rihanna is going to open with a new song or a well -known song? I think a new song. It's going to be a politically motivated woke song. Well, in the past, several Super Bowls, only one person has opened with a new song. Everybody else opens up with a song that is famous for it. Oh, yeah. And if you know the answer, I'll give you those. Probably on the weekend. Nope. Beyonce.
Speaker: Nope. Yes, she did, actually. Justin Timberlake. Justin Timberlake opened with a new song as opposed to a known song. I'm going to be guilty of not watching many halftime shows. I don't even know what he did. What was the new song that he opened up with, though? Oh, all right, fuck it. I have no idea. Because if it was like, I don't remember when he performed it. I was watching the same guy doing stacks. But the last time he performed was with Jackson, wasn't it? With who?
Speaker: with the Oopsy, with Janet Jackson. We pulled out her booby. Really? I haven't watched the Super Bowl and - Listen, you son of a bitch got to her chest before the rest of us. Who whipping your ass? That's why nobody likes Justin Timberlake no more. He got to touch her booby and we did. Well, he didn't touch it. He just ripped the damn thing off and fucked up for everybody.
Speaker: Screw that. I was kind of happy. I was like, hey, look at that boobie. I was too much. Listen, I had three types of boobies back then, right? Trey was like two years old. He was two years old. We were watching. I had to cover his face real quick. Damn it, Justin. I don't move that fast. I'm an old man. Appreciate it. Oh, fuck. Back, damn it. Record. If I can't hit record and cover my kid's eyes and say no. All right, Chris, what'd you have in Cracker Barrel? Because if it wasn't a mom's breakfast, you cheated.
Speaker: I love me some crack and roll. Them pancakes put me to sleep. I'll take a real great nap into those. Dude. Dude, I love me some fucking Nihop. I would love for your Wi -Fi to work. Head right on over there, give me a big old stack of pancakes. I would love for your Wi -Fi to work with. And everything. I really would. Look what you got over there. Look, I was looking up
Speaker: When was the last time Justin Timberlake hosted? I didn't say that. I thought it was interesting. I heard you had the new home style fried chicken with fresh toast, baby. What was the last time Justin Timberlake was that simple? I had a cage of ribeye and fries and New Orleans and broccoli. Ruby Tuesdays. Justin Timberlake.
Speaker: 2018 he's done three. He's been in three Super Bowl halftime shows. 17 was the last one on 42 Google. That was after the Beyonce in 2018. Was it 18? February 3rd 2018 or February 4th, whatever. I was trying to. I guess we can just do this and see what he opened up with.
Speaker: Stupid. Jimmy Fallon's.
Speaker: I rest my case. What? That year, that year they were having some controversy with the Super Bowl halftime show because originally it was rumored Britney Spears was going to do it and she was like, no, I'm not. And then they were trying to get Jay -Z to do it. But that was the same year with all the Colin Kaepernick bullshit and him and him doing his stuff. And then Jay -Z was like, yeah, no, I'm out. So it was like.
Speaker: late July when they confirmed it, or they got just JT that Justin never liked to do it, JT, whatever. And they confirmed it on Jimmy Fallon show. Yeah. We got you. I don't remember the name. We got you over here. Hey, man. Or ma 'am or sir. Um, but we're glad that, uh, glad that we could make your last two days good. Amen to that or, or apparently crap.
Speaker: Or we add to the shit. Yeah. I don't know what we're, I don't know. Based on what your message says, it either because listening to us, your, your days went crap or we still slightly made it better. I'm going to go with the ladder. Jeff, I'd like to, uh, wishful thinking, I guess.
Speaker: We make everything better. We're nonsensical nonsense. And that is not a guarantee, by the way. We make everything better. Tony, did you stay up late last night and watch the State of the Union address? I did watch it. I haven't watched it yet. I didn't catch all of it. I've got bits and pieces. But I thought it did good. It was the first time I explained why that I saw
Speaker: I mean, it was an open mouth, lip, and lip kiss. It was the first time in a long time that both political parties were standing.
Speaker: I think I didn't expect this conversation, so I didn't watch it. Over the past one, two, three presidencies, you'll see one political, the supporting political party of the candidate will be the ones applauding.
Speaker: this time I saw both sides applaud more than anything. No, the last one. I saw a lot of Biden look like a natural on that microphone because he was talking very comfortably. He was definitely medicated. And yeah, exactly. Yeah, he was standing up there like he was going to say he was going to say and he didn't give a fuck what nobody thought. He was definitely. He was talking shit, too. I called him. Yeah, he talked a little bit of shit. He was definitely. I'm assuming based off of other
Speaker: speeches and lives places and stuff like that. Yeah. I just got three words. Yeah, that he was probably pretty heavily medicated last night. No, he seemed like he was comfortable, but I also feel like at the same time he was fell and bumped his head because he did make the comment that our economy is better than it has ever been or has been in the last
Speaker: four or six years and he did that in two years and I'm scratching my head going. I don't think so. What planet are you living in there, Joe Biden? I hate to be the bearer of bad news. COVID don't exist no more. Tony D, COVID don't exist anymore so we don't want to hear your bullshit. Yes it does. Joey B said it doesn't and I'm not talking about Joe Burrow.
Speaker: I'm talking about Joey Biden. And by the way, COVID not existing. A co -worker just got COVID again. Thank you. My point is that after I shaved your beard. But he did look very comfortable. He was talking with a whole lot of... Damn, man. I started hearing that. Trump would do a damn state of the union. He was always looking around, doing this, doing that. Joe would just let them fucking know. He was just going with it. And I'm going to give him that.
Speaker: You ever, ever, ever seen a kid that has ADHD and then you give them their Adderall, how focused they are? So I go back to heavily medicated. Maybe.
Speaker: Amazing. That's not a bad thing because he was on point. This is the best speech that he's given that I've ever heard him give. I didn't watch it. I just caught snippets here and there, but that's what I'm saying. Everything I've ever heard from him, he's on another planet somewhere. Yeah. Last night he was focused on point. Like Tony said, I'm just making an assumption, making an observation.
Speaker: Maybe. Well, maybe he took his dosage. Maybe gentlemen, where'd you get there from? It was a clone and it wasn't the real. Yeah, I have heard that. I have heard that. What half of what? Why would you think he's a clone? Why would you think every other speech the man has made?
Speaker: this motherfucker. But everything I just said, the one thing Tony held onto was he's a clone. What fucking truth do you have? That makes it even more suspicious, Tony D, because you work for the federal government or work for the federal government. And I feel like you know something that we don't know. So why are you getting so uppity and angry the fact that I said clone? But I will tell you, I've thought that already. Everybody's like, where's your proof?
Speaker: Well, when everybody else says it, it just is what it is. It's a comedy show. I was making a joke. You're not funny, motherfucker. Hold on, we're getting political. Hold on, we're getting political. So let me - If you play the X -Files theme song, please. Thank you very much. Yeah, no shit. No, here's the thing, though. You got to remember, Tony, 90 % of predictions and theories, there is no proof.
Speaker: I mean, I literally went down a rabbit hole last night of the night talking about flat earth shit. And I rolled my eyes so hard, it gave me a headache. Tony said, how the hell do you know he's a clone? Where's your proof, you son of a bitch?
Speaker: He tried to reach to the screen and grab my shirt back. Listen here, motherfucker. What a fucking difference. Maybe that's why Kamala. I don't remember the name. They exist. Maybe that's why Kamala's husband was making out with Joe Biden's wife because they're actually lizard people and they weren't making out. That's just how lizard people shake hands.
Speaker: There you go. It's kind of like a scary movie when they shake the alien's hand by kicking him in the nuts. That's how we say hello. That's how they say hello. The truth is out there, Tony. I know, Williams. I know.
Speaker: You will be looking for that motherfucker too. We will be looking for that motherfucker. I just, I just texted Mulder and Scully, Scully. They might, they're going to come on the show. They retired. They retired. Mulder's out in California. Fucking hookers. What? You ever see that show? California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California. California.
Speaker: David Duchovny is in that new show, a new movie, You People. He plays Jonah Hill's dad. He fucking steals the show. In a short couple of scenes he steals the show. He literally has this weird obsession with exhibits.
Speaker: He's like, no, he's hilarious. For his rehearsal dinner speech, he's giving the history of exhibits. He's like reading exhibits. He's like reading it right off a Wikipedia.
Speaker: I fucking died, dude. That was hilarious. I don't remember. You could swing by on Tuesdays and Thursdays and we can hang out. We do meth and throat punch hookers on Tuesdays and Thursdays here in Newark. It's kind of the only thing to do in Newark. There's nothing else to do on Tuesdays and Thursdays. So we get a whole bunch of meth and line up hookers and start throat punching them. That's all we do. We don't like bang or anything.
Speaker: Oh, well, there you go. I can literally picture Chris.
Speaker: and they're punching a hooker and then taking a bite. It's weird that I can picture that in my head. Yes, it's very weird. Yes, it is. Excuse me. Excuse me, my steak with a little meth. Punch a hooker in the throat and put my steak at the same time. Crack a beer. Don't punch another hooker. Yeah, I don't know what we're doing today, baby. God damn it.
Speaker: I found, I found a video and there's a couple of them out there where, where it, uh, Yep. They edit it to the actor in a movie is Arnold Schwarzenegger. Huh? It's literally, they, you know, the video, but the funniest one I've seen is you guys saw Napoleon dynamite, right?
Speaker: Yeah, totally. Uncle sitting on the porch talking about the coach would have put him in the fourth quarter and they would have gone all state. They could have been with a little sports anchor. I fucking died. I laughed. I'm sorry. I've seen a meme. Coach would be in the fourth quarter and definitely go out the state.
Speaker: I see I seen a meme that somebody did and it's a Tom Brady after retiring and it was uncle Rico at his uh band camper. You know, I like his had his campsite set up and they put Tom Brady's head off the camera.
Speaker: Tom Brady have to retire I need that one like come on man You're just jealous because I've been chatting with chicks all day
Speaker: That movie is so fucking lame. I can't do it. It's fucking stupid as hell. It is a dumbass movie. It's got some quotable eyes in it. It's the Willy's Wonderland of comedies. No. I know. To me. I'm looking through the channels. That movie's on. I have to watch it. I was going to say, I can't give it that much respect. I don't know.
Speaker: don't wait. No, it was a dumb fucking movie, but I mean, it did have a lot of. The whole movie going, oh, man, I can't do this. Oh, there's there's oh, oh, you want you want to be angry about something? There's some asshole on TikTok that has like eight hundred thousand followers. And that's all he does. All his videos are him dressed as Napoleon. And then he goes live and he just does that.
Speaker: He doesn't talk and they'll have thousands of fucking people watching. That is a bad state of society when that is number one. And we actually provide content. Right. Speaking of TikTok, I don't know how true it is, but apparently they're going to start allow adult content on TikTok.
Speaker: It's already up there. What are you talking about? No, no, no. It's in like, like full on nudity. Yeah, I don't. I mean, it's already up there. Because it's art. It's just like there's full on nudity on Instagram because they hashtag it art. Yeah. It's like, no, you can't say.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't. I've checked my settings three times. I haven't found it yet. The fuck is looking... The only way on the planet that would look for porn on fucking TikTok or TikTok, especially when all the other sites are free. Oh, no, 100%. TikTok's free. TikTok's not the free, too. What's that? TikTok, you're my wrong provider. I'm telling you that. I'm talking about porn. All the porn sites are free.
Speaker: So it's TikTok, so why wouldn't you look on TikTok? If it's there. He's also coming from the guy who openly admitted into the fact of going to a daycare to pick up dates. I'm not surprised that he wants to go on TikTok and look for porn items. You admitted that, not me. No, actually you did. Why is my fucking lighter dying? I just seen it today where we were talking about it.
Speaker: And you're like, they're the same height as me. Plus, they can ride all the same rides as me. Yeah, I think of girls at the daycare. Yeah, I don't. I'm pretty sure I've never made that content. I mean, I can make the clip if you want me to. Oh, you could, but it would be really bad. It won't be edited. It'll be raw. Imitating me. Tony looking disturbed as fuck and me going, nope.
Speaker: and encouraging you to dig your hole deeper and deeper. And you just shovel it away, happy as could be. There's a bad something else. Talking about picking up dates at the daycare center. Oh, I did want to bring up what happened the other day in my neighborhood. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah.
Speaker: That's why I say we can wait. You're keeping up with the time. Oh, my God. Well, I was just about to bring the show. It's just about that. Well, that's why that's why I'm saying I was I was kind of going through my show.
Speaker: We're gonna go, Jeff. We gotta keep him on his toes somehow. 45 minutes, we've been having a lot of fun here. Watch this. Let me get serious for a minute. It is February. It's medical health month. And I just want you guys to know that you're not alone. In all seriousness, and I'm putting it out there for anybody feeling depressed or feeling like shit or any, any bad thoughts, call somebody.
Speaker: We got somebody to share it right now. That's what I said, dude. Listen to us. We'll help you out. We'll fix your problem. We'll make it worse. I don't know. I mean, it's kind of a coin toss. Let's be honest with you. Or it's one of those things like... But it's better than the alternative. I don't remember the name. You could be having a bad day and be feeling like shit. Then you can watch the three of us and go, you know, some people have it a lot worse than I do. Look at these three assholes.
Speaker: They go live. And it's a win -win either way. It's a win -win for us. The guy wasn't feeling good, was having a rough couple days. He came in here, and now he's feeling better. You got breaking news, ladies and gentlemen. Uh -oh. The house passes a bill to end COVID vaccine requirement for former air travelers. It's about fucking time. We just talked about this Monday, Tony. Well, it just came up. No, yeah. No, like, we were just talking about that. So there's our verification that we were looking for Monday. Mm -hmm.
Speaker: What were you saying, Jeffrey? Oh, no, I was arguing with Kevin. Now about why would why would why do I need to talk to somebody? Oh, well, it comes down to my neighbor, one of my neighbors. As you guys know, I we live in a gated community with 63 or 64 houses.
Speaker: Yeah, Tony, calm down. My house only costs 35 grand. It's not, I'm not rich. I'm, I'm, I'm well off. We'll go ahead. Tony, you can fit four Jeff's houses in yours.
Speaker: Yes, I would. That's not a shot at Jeff. It's just - No, that's not a shot because this is a starter home. It's literally the first kind of house you buy. It's not something you - See, though, that's a good investment to me. That's a good investment to me, but I was going to do that right now. I think that I might either wear right around the same size as what I'm in now in my new place in the condo or townhouse, whatever you want to call it, as what you are.
Speaker: I don't know the square footage, but it's two bedroom, one and a half. It doesn't matter because you would tell us in fucking metric and none of us would know what the fuck you were talking about. So. Well, if you actually use the standard system of the rest of the world does. Well, this is fucking America and we do what the hell we want. And if you don't like it, we'll kick your ass. Yeah. That's Mark when he shows up.
Speaker: But anyways, so, that's not to point down. That's Noah when Noah shows up. My neighbor, please, we don't have any Japanese listeners. I've literally never spoken to, but I've spoken to her husband a couple of times. She, I'm trying to think of the best way to put this. She unalived herself. I don't think that's the case.
Speaker: Well, you can't say, well, actually, no, it was confirmed. It was confirmed in the paper today that she found the end of a rope. That's so much better than just saying that she can. Well, you can't, you can't say, well, no, because if you put a suicide on, or, or killed in, on TikTok, you get blocked. Are we on TikTok?
Speaker: We are, but not. There are clips of the show we do put on TikTok. Yeah, but you think I'm going to put, you think I'm going to put this clip from the show on the TikTok? Why does that, why would that stop you? I mean, all the shit on TikTok. Kind of on TikTok and not the... No, understood.
Speaker: because then I throw them in and then they're like, Oh, where's the funny? Here's the funny. Oh, this is funny. There's a funny. All of a sudden one of us are like, you know, Mike was here. He tries to do it four or five times a show. Somebody yanks the e -brakes and gets real serious. And then it's like, Oh no, now I'm sad. Now I hate, now I hate, hate myself. Now I'm thinking about that room, but Dutch.
Speaker: That's not mine, is it, Tony? That's Jeffrey's. That's Jeffrey all day. When y 'all gonna learn to stop being controversial. I'm not being controversial. So basically, basically your neighbor, she committed suicide the other night.
Speaker: Was, I mean, do you know anything more? Like, does she have health problems or was she going through some mental issues? Well, I think she was definitely going through some mental issues because - Were they having issues with their winter? No, because just, you know, the husband, the husband actually owns his own business and he's a mechanic. He does really well. Holy shit, Tony's clicked. Yeah, Jesus, Tony. And he's got hair.
Speaker: Oh, now you pissed him off, Chris. But every time I would walk by her house, you know, because I have to walk past her house to get to the gate, get out, go to the store and stuff. And she'd have music playing. It was always some sappy, woe is me music.
Speaker: I mean, she's notable. Yeah, exactly. So it comes down to, you know, I mean, that's, obviously everybody in the neighborhood is in Spanish tonight. I talked to one neighbor that I'm actually friendly with. In Spanish. Well, I've been friends with him for years and I was like, dude, what the fuck happened? He's like, yeah, she killed herself, dude. And I was like, what the fuck? So it was,
Speaker: But of course, you know, as you know, when there's, when somebody dies, regardless of the circumstance, they said CSI. Make sure it is a confirmed suicide. Yes. Right. And, and, you know, CSI shows up and you know, it's just me and the, the, my son and my brother -in -law here. And of course they're like, what the fuck? Well, did the husband do it? I'm like, calm down. Was Horatio there?
Speaker: I know he was kind of like, it's been a crazy day. He said something funny, took up his glasses. He's not really funny, he just said something that... Some funny, funny. Hmm. Looks like we won't be hanging around here very long.
Speaker: That's so wrong. That's so wrong. That's a good. That's a good one. You know, the kids go to hell. That's it. Go to hell. Book my ticket, boys.
Speaker: But, you know, the kids were like, well, you know, and it says on the side of the truck that it's a forensic analyst or whatever it is. And the kids were looking at it and they're like, dad, the CSI is here. And I was like, calm down. Somebody dies. They have to investigate regardless. You know, don't put the dude in jail before they actually check on anything. Well, I mean, I mean, that is the new America. Yeah, but we're Mexicans.
Speaker: You know, you're not, you're not innocent until proven guilty. You're guilty until proven innocent and then you're still good.
Speaker: That's something he would say that's I'm just saying If we get serious ladies and gentlemen, hold on As the professional host that I am I'm gonna bring it back around
Speaker: hanging around here. What's crazy is like before the, before the ambulance and everything showed up, I had stepped out earlier to have a cigarette. You know, as I do, cause I don't smoke in the bedroom. Um, I heard somebody, you know, there was, there was people outside the house and I heard somebody what sounded like they were thrown up.
Speaker: And I didn't think anything about it because over in that area is where most parties happen. You know, the couple of people in the neighborhood, they'll always have people over. So I was like, okay, somebody drank too much. No big deal. Apparently I went outside at the same time the body was discovered. You're a suspect? No, I was, I, as you know, I don't leave my house. Stay in your house all the time.
Speaker: I'm the least pleased to do it because I... My bad. Way to go, best host of the world. Or just no intro, we're just balls to the wall. Hit the gas. Balls to the wall. Five minutes early. Just hit the gas, point the wheels straight, and hope for the best.
Speaker: Yeah, no, I was I was I was scrolling. I'm like, oh, OK, I'm going to stop right here. I'll stick. Yeah, I don't have a mouse. I have the. Oh, you got to touch that thing. Yeah, a little finger pad. Touch it too hard. It doesn't touch it too much. Touch it too hard. They get a little wiggly. I have I have something for you boys to actually in your free time look up.
Speaker: I saw this last night on TikTok, and I was like, no way this is fucking real. And I looked it up. On Netflix, there's a show. And on the fourth episode, 31 minutes, literally go, what the fuck? And I have to remember the name of the show. I have to look it up.
Speaker: On Netflix there's a television show yeah, then a fourth episode 31 minutes in it'll make you go what the fuck I don't know if that was a glitch on my end or your end, but you glitched out Yes, that is 100 % correct you will literally go what the fuck hold on let me get my phone back Kevin Kevin give me my phone
Speaker: I, I, I have it. I have to call it my number show called like love or something like that. Something weird like that. No, no, no. No, it's actually, it's the poster is of a cat, one of those bald cats. And give me one second. I'll find out the name because I looked it up. I was watching this. I prefer my cat with a little fucking rail. I like just a little, not, not, not, um,
Speaker: Not Maine Cooncat. Like a, like a short haired, like a short haired tabby. Tony's like, I don't even know what you're talking about. I'm basically, it's been so long since I've seen one. I don't even know what the hell they're talking about. Hold on one second. I have, I don't have Netflix on my phone. Let me go look it up. I'll be right back. This guy.
Speaker: this guy, all you had to do was play the music. All you had to do was play the music. He's not very good at being serious, basically what he was saying, guys, before I decided to add my two cents. Don't ever feel like things are that bad where you can't reach out to somebody, anybody. And, you know,
Speaker: This is obviously becoming a very prevalent thing in our society today. It's come to light, especially with men's mental health and everything like that. There's always gonna be somebody out there, even a complete stranger. You may not even know it. Lord knows I've made a couple of friends with some younger people who are going through shit and a lot of stuff I can relate to. And I do have random ass conversations with them.
Speaker: Um, random, random times of the day and night. It doesn't matter if they messaged me, I'll usually try to respond relatively quick just to talk to them. And I don't know them from Adam. Uh, the show is actually called brand new cherry flavor. What's up? Brian, Brian, Mexican in the building. Get up here. Alicia driving home from work. So brand new cherry flavor name is show.
Speaker: episode four, 31 minutes, and you need to watch for about, I think it's like three or four minutes. And you will literally go, what the fuck is going on? Like, I might have to actually watch this show. It's a brand new cherry flavor. Yeah, okay. I could probably just Google the clip. Oh, you probably could. Yeah, exactly. No, because there's nudity in it. Oh, you can Google nudity, Jeffrey. Yes, but it won't be on like YouTube or anything like that.
Speaker: No, it'll be on one of the porn sites. Let's both focus on YouTube. Go to play the damn song. We did have a request for somebody to join us tonight. I don't know if you guys are interested. Absolutely. Sure. Who is it? Who is it? Who is it? Yeah, why not? Who is it? I don't know. One of my favorite songs by Michael Jackson. Who is it?
Speaker: That was my favorite song by Michael Jackson. I gave the little boy Jesus juice. I'm going to show you my wiener. I'm going to show us. Macaulay cooking. Not my love. Not my laugh.
Speaker: Actually, I saw an interview with Macaulay Culkin where he says Michael was never like that. I honestly don't think he did. I don't think he did. He literally just never grew up because he was spoiled.
Speaker: Yeah, no, I don't, I don't think he, I think he had some mental issues basically because of the abuse and everything like that, that he went through and he didn't really have a childhood. I mean, let's be honest. So he, he still had a child's mentality. No, I don't think he really, I don't really think I did that. I think, I think, I think, I think, I think some greedy people see the money grab and, and, and, and, you know, and unfortunately,
Speaker: Speaking of that, I want to talk to you guys about something when I come back and I really wish. Actually, you know what? Do it. Play the song. No, I'm going to bring it up when Nikki's here because I want a woman's, a woman's point of view. Oh, Nikki's going to come on a show. Bring her up. Nice. She's always on the show. She was on the show. Wait, did Tony D say he gets... Did I say anyone? You and that clip that I posted, Nikki in the background. Did Tony D say he gets...
Speaker: and she said, Tony D. That sound bite, I want that sound bite, just that sound bite alone. Oh, Tony D. I honestly don't know what you're talking about. What happened? Go on your TikTok page. I tagged you in the clip I posted today from the show last week or a few Saturdays ago. Okay. When we were talking about Tony D at the gym.
Speaker: Oh, okay, okay, okay. And Nicky was in the background, but yeah, we're gonna take a real quick break. Got a little Johnson Brothers for you guys. We'll be back here in a few minutes. Maybe my broster will be joining us when we come back. Oh, so he'll stare at the camera for 15, 20 minutes? Yeah, this kid will yell and scream, and then I'll just get tired of listening to it and just kick him out. You didn't? Okay, so normal day. Normal day. You fucking suck. Nickel lice. Whatever the hell your name is.
Speaker: Anywho, here's a little Johnson Brothers. Enjoy. We'll be back here in just a few minutes every morning.
Speaker: Get my mo -
Speaker: Non -citizenical nonsense. I'm Glick. We got Tony D and Jeff in the building, like always. Hanging out, doing what we do, for jobs and others, for your air holes. If you guys aren't already, go ahead and hit us up on social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Join us live Monday, Wednesdays, and shut up for days from 6 p .m. on YouTube and Twitch. Then again, join us live, where you can always listen to us on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts at.
Speaker: all that nonsensical nonsense podcast. Go give us a follow, give us a like, give us a share. If you'd be so kind, we'd greatly appreciate that. And let everybody know they can come listen, hang out with us, shoot your shit with us. Or, you know, if you say your significant other lives, you know, three, four, five hours away, you can easily listen to an episode and a half on your way there. Another episode and a half on your way back. It's, it's good driving.
Speaker: noise. We'll just call it that noise. Yes, we are. It'll definitely take your mind off driving. Wait a minute. Did he just say that? That's a good idea. It kills the time, nice. It kills the time. If you listen to us when you're driving on a highway, if you're driving in a city, you're probably going to wreck. Speaking of show times. Yeah. Saturday night, Tony D, I know you said you're not going to be here. Right, I'm going to be here.
Speaker: So, Jeffrey, Saturday night, we have an option for Saturday night. Okay. The old historic jail, they do the haunted jail during Halloween. Right, right. While for Valentine's Day, they're doing a Valentine's Day attraction called Valentine's Day sucks or whatever. Nice. So, Nikki and I, we're gonna go to that Saturday.
Speaker: gates all doors open at seven. Lord only knows how long we're going to be there. Right. So I was thinking for the show Saturday, we either maybe do it late. When we get back, I'm hoping we're not there more than maybe do the show around like nine or
Speaker: you say the hell with it and maybe do the show Friday night. Hey, Nick. How you doing? They can't hear me. Let me get back to you on that. Let me go ahead and check. Nick and Jeff, you have to use sign language to talk to. Hey, Nick. How you doing? Good. So, I was trying to get the other one connected. I had the left one but not the right one. Gotcha.
Speaker: That's what she said. That's what she said. Oh, wait. That's not deaf. That's Mexican. Wait. Four more. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Nope. No, like I said, either late Saturday,
Speaker: maybe nine, maybe 10, or maybe we could do it Friday. Yeah, I do need to check my Friday schedule if I check it. Hold on, I can check it here on my phone. But we could do it like seven or something on Friday. Tony, I don't know if you'd be available for Friday, but if you are. As of right now, I'm free on Friday, but my schedule changes daily.
Speaker: Maybe we could do like seven or something on Friday. So we're not skipping another show back to back. That's fine, that works. We gotta let the world catch up to us, you know what I'm saying?
Speaker: We're going to be waiting for a long time. I'm just saying. Nick, how you doing? How's everything going? If you're Glick's broaster, then I kind of understand half of what's going on. Tim Conrad, what's good? I'm on his ass. And I'm glad somebody from his family's in this motherfucker. So do me a favor. Fix this shit. Because I got jokes and questions about this son of a bitch. He gets on my nerves. How you doing?
Speaker: Who does he not get on their nerves? He gets on everybody's nerves. That list would be shorter. Bob, it could be a good one. I mean, let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. I get on people's nerves. Let me get into my bag of books that I had to give. I'm all out of books to give.
Speaker: I got to wait for my I got to wait for my bucks which is scheduled for February 31st of February.
Speaker: Maybe when my bucks crowd I'll have some folks to give the more you talk the more that makes sense to me. Keep going Sounds like a new problem. Oh
Speaker: I can't find mine either. Yeah, Tony has no fucks to give. Have you seen that? Have you seen the guy? Jeff has a lot of fucks to give. He's got many fucks to give. I'm still a fucker. Children. I hate a baby. I hate a baby. I hate a baby.
Speaker: Every time I see a child, I say Goony Google. It confuses the hell out of them, but it makes me trust me. You make more sense. One day that kid's going to sing along.
Speaker: It's not my problem. No, I had it. No, I had it last night because I work at Amazon and my friend and I literally made a Amazon baby shark theme song to it involving artwork of what we do. What's happening? How you doing? Hi. Hi. How old are you? Who? Who? My child. My child.
Speaker: My child will be three next month. Yeah. Say three. Say hi, Tony. Hi, Tony. Hey, how are you doing? Can you do this? Say hi, Jeff. Hi, dad. Hi, uncle Chrissy. Hi, uncle Chrissy. Hi, Marco. Oh, now all of a sudden you like me.
Speaker: give it a minute. Give it a minute. You'll miss that one all too. Oh no, I know what I normally do as soon as as soon as they get here, I start messing with her. She gets so mad. She she ain't never liked me. That child ain't never liked me. No, not not since not since she first met him, she does not like him. That reminds me. But is the is the feud still going on with you and your daughter about gay?
Speaker: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker: And then like every two or three days, I'll just text her. And I found there are so many gifts or gifts or whatever you wanna call them. I'll just send her a K gift and she freaks out. It's total meltdown zone. I love it. The other day we were sitting in the house. Well, I was back here holding laundry. I was doing something last week.
Speaker: She was out in the living room and I texted her, okay? She's out there, she's like, oh my God, would you stop it? And I'm like, I didn't even do anything, I'm folding laundry. And she's like, you're so rude. Is she wrong? Nikki yelled at me for it, I said, look, I said, look, I'm not raising, I'm not raising a bunch of pussies around. So if I let her offend you, I'm gonna drive you crazy.
Speaker: to the point where you either jump off a bridge or, or, or you toughen up. Or stab me in my sleep. There's three options. You jump off a bridge, you stab me in my sleep, or you toughen up and, and, and it doesn't bother you anymore. I see Cash in the background. Cash said it's a part of parenting
Speaker: It's the right of a dad to pick on their kids. That's how we show love. That's how we show love. I mean, yes and no, but I grew up in Thunderdome. I tell that to my son all the time. I said, I might not say I love you all the time, but if I'm picking on you, that means I like you. I tell my kids every day I love them. Oh, I do too. But I'm just saying, when I'm picking on you, that means I'm affectionate too.
Speaker: But I grew up in Thunderdale. My uncle to this day, I'm almost 42 years old to this day. If my uncle can take a shot at me, he's taking a shot. Unbelievable. And I usually fire right back.
Speaker: Which one? We got two uncle. Which one do you think? We got uncle Mike and fucking uncle Dick. We have more than two uncles but okay. Oh, never mind. Don't worry. You're the only one in the family that's confusing everybody. I don't think it's fun. I know.
Speaker: I don't think we're going to be hanging around here long boys. I'm sorry Jeff. I know you're trying to
Speaker: I couldn't pass up, it was too easy. Just like Nick being the only one that's confusing the family. Apparently I am for now. Yeah, give it a minute. Chris will do something stupid. Yeah, I figured you're through with him, so now all the pressure's on you. Let's be honest. It makes sense. You're right, Tony. That's what it is. What happens is they're like, yeah, it's Chris, duh.
Speaker: Duh. Let's put our focus on Nick now. Are we surprised? It's your time to shine, Nick. At the end of the day, it's your time to shine. Yeah, it's for sure. We're really surprised. And literally, their answer for everything is just, Nick, if you're not doing better than Chris, then you got bigger problems. Let me ask you the question about Amazon. Amazon is going through a lot of mess on the news. If you're working and not sure what you do, do you agree with the saying on the news, do you see something different?
Speaker: Oh, you're gonna have to repeat that again. So she'll be here Monday when you guys get back. Yes. Since you work at Amazon, there's a lot of crazy news. Do you agree with what they're saying about Amazon on the news? I don't know when you guys come back. Honestly, I'm not even following the news, but they're saying about Amazon. I just... I've worked, come home, sleep, repeat on my nights off.
Speaker: I'm sorry the day with the little one. Right. If you don't know me asking, what do you do at Amazon? On the side? No, what do you do at Amazon? Oh, I work on the outbound doc. So like
Speaker: I am at the end of the whole package deals. Gotcha. Watch it, get everything out the truck, out in the truck. Slaave our shotgun. As it showed up yet.
Speaker: I'm about to say my shit been slow since October. Do you get any insight on what's going on? Get on your job, Nick. Jesus. Hey, there are too many Amazon facilities. My facility is not reliable for everybody. Nick, all I'm hearing is excuse, excuse, excuse. And I'm going to tell you the same thing I tell everybody. Excuses are like assholes. Everybody's got one, and they all smell like shit. You stay on yours all day.
Speaker: You sound jealous. Yeah, I'm not. I'm a little jealous. I don't have any problem with Amazon. I would actually like to shout out Amazon with how quick I get my packages. But you know, the fact that we we have trying to get free sponsorship. No, no, no, no. The fact that we have so many distribution centers in Ohio and I believe I could be wrong, but I don't care.
Speaker: So That's what I heard. Is that official? Do Ohio has become the mecca center? Facebook is here. Facebook is here. Google is here. The tax laws are better. One thing Ohio has gone for is tax laws.
Speaker: uh the limited victoria secrets which i mean the founder of victoria secrets unlimited is from new albany where i work at yeah um uh odd thoughts headquarters is here big lots wherever you may live um white castles i mean there's so many big companies who have now put their home offices in ohio
Speaker: but it's, it's the taxes, but there's, there's other variations. Well, you also don't have to worry about being as. So Nick, do you want to get out of Ohio?
Speaker: I would love to get back out of Ohio. I lived down in Texas for about a year and a month, but then I lived up around Mississippi for about four months. I wouldn't go to Mississippi. But with being married. Well, Tony, look in the mirror, and we all know why you won't go to Mississippi. I was going to say, I was going to say, not to be the racist brick, but there's different reasons why... It's still 1957 in Mississippi. Let's be honest, Mississippi... Let's be honest, K -Code is a little bit more advanced than Mississippi.
Speaker: I could actually be all right, but I didn't like what I did see. I will admit that about Mississippi. I didn't like a lot of what I did see. I lived in a college town. I lived in Oxford. I'm right near the Oxford. Okay, Oxford's one of the... That's the University of Mississippi, is correct?
Speaker: See, I've been to Gulfport, I've been to Biloxi, I've driven through Jackson. Wait a minute, who just asked? You know what I'm saying? And you're talking to somebody who lived in Alabama for 20 years. If you could live in Alabama for 20 years, then go to another state and be like, Jesus Christ.
Speaker: Alabama, you know, as much as we crack on Alabama, Alabama is a little bit more evolved than Mississippi. I mean, they're still only allowed to have sex and marry within the family in Alabama. Except for the beach, I think I would agree with you, because Go Port of Biloxi is actually OK. It's already done. It's a little bit slow, but they've got something going on down there. You can see those are going to bring the tourists. I know why, Bobby. Bring the football that up. Because it was something serious before Katrina came through there. And I used to go down there.
Speaker: I went down about six times before Katrina hit, because my unit would go down there for annual training. So we was kind of all right. I mean, great food, the mall, there's an arena, because I went down there and sort of laid out a leaf fight, and the casinos were all there. So I would have fun down there, but after Katrina, there's still shit going on. And it reminds me of a trivia question I have for you, gentlemen.
Speaker: And of course, Nick, you can join in, too. The trivia question is this. What English word has three double letters, as in like A, A, B, B, so on, in the word? In a row. Mississippi. You're a wrong.
Speaker: what it's a it's a word that has three double letters in a row as in like oh oh bbcc so three of them in a row and i'm not giving up the letters so there's no no there's two it's not like mississippi where it's am i s s so it's like so it'd be like they are literally like double oh double b double in a row yeah i don't know who has three it's gotta be back to back right
Speaker: Wait, what? Wait, what?
Speaker: Raccoon has two double letters. The answer will surprise you. It's actually a lot simpler than you think. What's the answer? Hold on. Chris is thinking. I can see the answer will run. His beard is not going to give you the answer. I use this word daily. I use this word daily. I don't know. I got to think about it, but you know. Chris, let me know when you give up.
Speaker: I mean, I've got it because I know I would come up with it. And no, you cannot Google it. I know if you Google it because once you Google it, I mean, you can literally see my hands. It's bookkeeper.
Speaker: It's got like four of them back. I like this. I like that. Is there two people? Double K double E. I like it. It's it's great.
Speaker: double K. W. Yeah. Double double K. W. Like that. I saw that the other day. I literally racked my brain for like 20 minutes going. There's got to be. What? And then when I looked it up, I was like, motherfucker. I use the, I spell that word 14 times a day. Alright, Nick. Was my turn. But once again, once again, like all my, all my info does come from TikTok, as we know. And I saw a TikTok where,
Speaker: It was a daughter asking her brother, her mother, and her dad trivia questions. And she says, what word has three triple letters in her own? And she never gave the answer. Right. So I had to look it up because it was driving me crazy. All right, Nick. Now it's my turn. Oh, shit. Here we go.
Speaker: We are notorious for doing top five. So I got a top five. Top five greatest TV sitcoms in your opinion, go. Top five greatest what? Top five greatest TV sitcoms. Best TV sitcoms. The series are different.
Speaker: going to ask the question. It's gotta be a sitcom, not a series. I'm just, I'm just, are you talking about TV shows in general Tony or are we separating sitcoms from TVs? Because when you say sitcom, I'm thinking like, like, uh, all in the family. Uh, but if you're talking about TV. I'll give you that. I'll give you that sense. Y 'all family. We'll just go with top five TV shows in your opinion.
Speaker: that's that's that's a whole other thing.
Speaker: Baldi versus Sasquatch. One night only. Medicine Square Garden. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Holy shit. Holy shit. Speak, Sasquatch. Wait, wait, wait. Let us answer a question. Let us answer a question.
Speaker: Let me answer my questions. Let him do the fucking math while he's coming up with his answers. There is a TikTok that literally had gotten dressed as Harry and the Hendersons. Harry from Harry and the Hendersons. There's a couple of them. That I stop every time. He's literally dressed like a fast person. No, this isn't the guy that played the saxophone. I fucking died. No, there's a lot of them. What do you got?
Speaker: Alright. Nikolai. Nicholas. Nicholas. Whatever the hell your name is. It's Nicholas. Mommy said no, no. Nicholas. He's all like. Bitch is what it is. It's punk. Bitch is what it is. What? Punk ass. I slapped the **** out of you. You always. I slapped the **** out of you too, little girl.
Speaker: For me, like, saved by the spell, but it wasn't really weird. It was kind of more of a funny show. Oh, for the love of God. That's a white person. I'm going back. Wait a minute. What the hell did you send?
Speaker: Hey, what's wrong with Boy Meets World? That's a good show. Crimson Eye had to argue about it a while back because I said it didn't hold up. Boy Meets World doesn't hold up. Are you fucking high? We had this conversation like a year ago.
Speaker: because I started watching the first couple of episodes. Oh my God. It still holds up. The first couple of episodes do not hold up. We can agree, but we'd be wrong. Nick, please finish. Yeah. What does that say? I had a butterfly on the top of my head. Nick said that before.
Speaker: That was too easy! That was too easy! I don't even know what, all I heard was... Nick's heard that before! Nick, please finish!
Speaker: I'm sure Chris has heard that too. Nick, what do you think is finished? I think that what show, it's like really weird.
Speaker: Okay, now I'm about to pick on you. You take longer to give the rest of them a click. Right? Well, how are you doing about it? You and Mike give the most long -winded goddamn explanation for money. Oh, Mike trying to explain that fucking... What is the last of the Mohegan's fucking scene that none of us have seen and always knew it? This movie is one -liner. It's like a 45 -minute... And this one, it gives a goddamn monologue.
Speaker: I was like, this is not a one -liner. That's us. That's a paragraph. Oh, it's like my wife. I turned around eight years ago. She likes to watch Young in the Restless and there was an episode and I was curious what happened.
Speaker: And so she literally just gives me the entire back story of the whole season. Like back basically when I was watching my stepmom Joanne and I turned around and I was like, I didn't need the whole backstory. I just wanted to know what the fuck happened. No, it's a fucking soap opera. You're going to get the back story. You got to get the back story. So you can't, you can't come up with, come up.
Speaker: with your five favorite television shows right off the top of your head. No, because I don't really watch. What about? Because I don't really watch sitcoms. I want you to like. Television shows. We we dumbed it down because we know you're special and you. Right. I didn't know that. He said that. He said that shit. I didn't know that. I said that shit. So, your favorite television show. If I ask Jeff, Jeff, what are your five favorite television shows?
Speaker: Jeff, what are your five favorite television shows? Banshee. Banshee. Boy Meets World is up there. Family Matters. I'm really starting to get into the national show and The Voice. Tony D, what are your five favorite television shows?
Speaker: Just me, me, me, me, me. Four hours later. Oh, shit. Here we go. There we go. Remember, Tony, we've got 35 minutes left in this section. Ooh. 24 minutes. X -Files. Star Trek, the next generation. Ooh, 24. That's a good one. No, I didn't say 24. I said the X -Files. X -Files. Star Trek. X -Files. Oh, OK. OK.
Speaker: Star Trek the next generation. The shield. Oh, that's good. Okay. Yeah. You know what? I got to throw in Sons of Anarchy because I love it. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Speaker: It's kind of hard because there's so many shows. I'm going up for shows that I like to watch a lot of the reruns of. I'll probably have to go with the copy show with a different world afterwards. But I want to throw Liv and Siegel in there. Because Liv and Siegel was fucking hilarious to me. I love that damn show. I got to throw in Game of Thrones. I'm thinking Game of Thrones. I understand that. Yes, Game of Thrones.
Speaker: Scrubs. Get your fuck out there and watch the shit, Nick. What the fuck? Fuck you, Jeff. Scrubs. Psych. God damn you.
Speaker: Fuck, that's for God! This isn't, this isn't, this isn't, like, Up Earth. This is not as if you didn't say Psych yet. Jeff normally says Psych. I know that. Like, Jeff and I love Scrubs and Psych. Those are our two favorite shows. Scrubs and Psych. I literally, Tony threw me off by saying sitcoms, and I started thinking 90s sitcoms, T .J. and Friday shit. CSI New York was the best CSI of all the CSIs.
Speaker: NCIS LA was good. No, no, PSIs. Not NCIS. CSI New York. Criminal Minds and American Horror Story. Bang. Top five favorite shows.
Speaker: So, Nick, you've had extra minutes and you only got two shows. What are your last two shows, Nick? Okay. So, he said, we are not favorite. So, since you guys are basically naming off your favorites. It's always your favorite. It would be the American Horror Story. American Horror Story, Game of Thrones. Dylan, what's good? Dylan? This is about time for our night.
Speaker: That new Game of Thrones series off of Game of Thrones series. House of Dragons. Yes, House of Dragons. Thank you. I couldn't remember it, but House of Dragons. That final fucking episode, Nick. How fucking badass was that? The finale. Oh, it was epic. For me, I got to see the new season. I know, right? I got to see the new season. And then 9 -1 -1. Have you guys been the top five?
Speaker: No, we're going to do that Friday or Saturday. We're going to do the show. Well, we might this weekend. We can't dig in. What is the destination fear? What is the fear destination? It's a paranormal show. I think I was talking about it. I haven't watched it, but I haven't seen the other times. I thought about looking at the Ark. I saw that just started on USA. I thought about checking it out.
Speaker: Pony, you know what you need to watch. And don't take this as a diss. Hi. Hi. Because it's not. Because I think you would actually like it. Check out the Orville.
Speaker: I used to watch the Orville. I watched the first two seasons. That shit cracks me. It's good. It is good. I tried. I actually tried watching that. I can't get into it. Oh my god. It's a silly star trip, but it's good. It's a very silly star trip. Maybe it's just starting off slow. Yeah, it does. Yeah, like it's boring. Yeah. But when dude that is literally, they have no females on their planet.
Speaker: They're all the same gender. They're all the same gender, yeah. Dude starts smoking and literally goes through like 400 packs on a day and then she cracks me up. I was like, I get it. It's crazy. They go through the bathroom once a year. They got to go to their home planet to take a leak. It's ridiculous. All their holy shit. Off a cliff and then they sit on a fucking egg. They're my mother sitting there all day butt naked.
Speaker: It's good. I really enjoy it. I give them, I give them about five seasons max. Yeah, I can see that. I can see that. Now, okay, Nick. I got another one for you. You ready for this? One second. One second.
Speaker: I will never disrespect anybody being a parent. I will be a nerd. Oh, I can. You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. No one likes you. No one likes you. I got your ass, Jeff. It's OK. You did that, didn't you, Jeff? You did that, didn't you, Jeff? I did. What'd you do, Jeff?
Speaker: Well, what do you mean? Star Wars versus Star Trek. That's a great question. And by the way, hold on one second.
Speaker: Hold on a second. I have a question to ask. Yes. About Star Wars and Star Trek. Yes. And this is me being out of the loop. It's not me making a joke or making a crack. So this is just you serious question. Serious question. As far as movies go. As far as the cinematic universe goes.
Speaker: Is there any debate when it comes to Star Wars and Star Trek because technically wasn't Star Trek a television show?
Speaker: before a movie series. Yes, however, however, if you put a bunch of Trekkies together and you put a bunch of Star Wars in order together, there will be a fight. And then you have the world's largest virgin convention. No, we're not virgins. We're not virgins. We're not virgins. Tony, you're a born again virgin. I am not a virgin. I'm not born again virgin. Tony, I have an answer to your little video clip that you just played. You've all had a demo.
Speaker: You really wanna do this with me, don't you? You really wanna do it. I'm just asking a legitimate question because I feel like this is a stupid fucking argument between - Yeah, it is a stupid argument. In Star Wars fans. It's a great fucking argument. But let me compare it to something you do care about. Because, well, hold on, hold on, I was gonna make this comparison. I was gonna make this comparison. Go ahead. I was gonna say it would be like,
Speaker: Okay, well, Jack Reacher. Jack Reacher was a movie series before it was a television show. You're not wrong in what you're saying. And then you want to put up Jack Reacher against, I don't know, we'll just say CSI because CSI is one of the largest criminal investigators. Put Jack Reacher versus John Wick. Then you will be getting somewhere.
Speaker: No, because John Wick and Jack Reacher are both originally, Jack Reacher is a cinematic movie.
Speaker: But you're missing the point. The way the storyline goes, the difference. With Star Wars and Star Trek. Star Trek started out as a television show. Star Wars started off as a television show. Star Wars started off as a movie. As of right now, both of them have movies and TV shows that are phenomenal. Yeah, they're both fucking lame as fuck. To you! Not a imaginary motherfucker. Okay, but let me go and compare it to something.
Speaker: And this is me being serious. Can we let Nick answer the question first? Hold on, let me get my question. It's like comparing NFL to the XFL. Exactly what I was going to say. You can't. No, no, no.
Speaker: No, okay. It's comparing, let's say Tom Brady to Shane Falco. I feel like I feel like now, like Tony said, you can have the debate with Star Wars and Star Trek legitimately. But you could have the same debate. No, I'm saying now in the last few years, you compare Star Wars television with The Mandalorian and
Speaker: whatever Star Trek or Star Wars shows. Star Wars shows, Star Trek TV shows, and then you compare Star Wars movies to Star Trek movies. And I'll say the latest edition of Star Trek.
Speaker: has been for them and all them fucking embarrasses Star Trek or Star Wars. I'm just going to say that. No, I, I, I have no, I have no frame of reference. Star Wars movies, embarrassed by, I, I, I have no frame of reference when it comes to Star Trek movies.
Speaker: Oh no, I agree. The new Star Trek movies are dope. So Nick, what's your answer, honestly? What did you ask? What was the question? Yeah, what was the question? You fuckers that talked it away. Star Wars or Star Trek movies? Oh, I didn't even know that was the question. I thought you two assholes were just going on a tangent again because you're fucking lame. No, no. It's fine, Nick. How you doing?
Speaker: Great. However, yeah. No. What was it? I know Chris asked, but like you... Star Wars. See? Plastic or wooden dodo? I, I, I grew up watching Star Wars. Put it in front of a reference just to understand. I watched Star Trek Next Generation, but I'm all, I'm all Star Wars.
Speaker: Wait, listen, listen. In all honesty, I could never get into Star Trek. I didn't, it never clicked. Dylan, there are about three Star Wars shows. Actually, it's about seven. It's like 50. I could, I could get past it after like the next generation. The whole world was with this shit. Go ahead, I'm sorry. Go ahead, Nick. That's a cartoon. It was. You know the animated one?
Speaker: Yeah, it was fucking phenomenal. Cold wars was some serious shit. It was great. Go ahead, Nick. I'm sorry. Let me set you off. If you put a bunch of Star Wars nerds or Star Trek nerds in a room, it's going to be an argument about which is better. Yeah. And it's all based on opinion. So obviously, we're trying to get Nick's opinion, but I'm just saying. Obviously. Well, I mean, it comes down to,
Speaker: Like I said, when it comes to predicting the future technology, Star Trek's on fucking point. With the communicators and all that shit. I'm still waiting on a teleporter, but no. Okay, here's another question for you. Oh shit, here we go. Blick hates Fast and the Furious movies. How about you? Do I like Blick? Fast and Furious.
Speaker: I like it but I think they just kind of like overdid it. Good job Van Diesel. You **** twat. I like Van Diesel. That **** is sexy. I don't care. Call me gay or whatever but Van Diesel is sexy.
Speaker: You know, here's the thing, Tony, and I saw this today. I'm only good with two of the Fast and Furious movies, honestly. I am too. I'm actually good with three of them. Four and five were the best ones. Look, you really reached a new level as an actor when you are more retarded and worse
Speaker: actor than Sylvester Stallone. And congratulations to you, Vin Diesel, because you
Speaker: You know what? I swear to god, I will pay for that pay -per -view. I will set up everything. I will versus Vin Diesel. I will fucking pay. I will set that shit up. I would hit Vin Diesel so goddamn hard. This motherfucker. I would hit Vin Diesel. I will sell billions of dollars.
Speaker: I will hit Vin Diesel so fucking hard. If I do see this shit set up where you and Vin Diesel get into a physical fight, real raw shit, I will never let you let you live it down when Vin Diesel whoops your ass. On your tombstone, this motherfucker got his ass kicked by Vin Diesel.
Speaker: Wait, wait, Jeff. Jeff, wait. And his twin brother. Have you guys seen the live action Scooby Doo movie with Matthew Lillard? You know where him and Scooby are drinking all the chemicals and Scoob becomes smart? That's how hard I'm going to hit Ben Diesel. He's going to turn into smart Scooby Doo. And everybody's going to be like, Jesus Christ, it's Goodwill from Goodwill Honey. And I'm going to hit him again and he's going to turn into
Speaker: I live like one quarter of a mile all the time. If you ain't part of that, it don't matter if it's the end or the mile. Did you see what smoothie do?
Speaker: You made three mistakes. First, I'm going to give Tony context. In the second Scooby Doo, Scooby and Shaggy actually walk into a room and there's a refrigerator with a bunch of chemicals. And they're like, what's this? And they drink them and they transform. Where at one point Shaggy has a woman's body. Well, yeah, Shaggy. Yeah.
Speaker: Looking like a badass, but dumb as fuck. Yeah. Can I say something? Can I say something? Basically, Shaggy turns into Vin Diesel. You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. No one likes you. Boy, no one likes you. Smart school. You've all had a demo. Gooby. That's how hard I'd hit Vin Diesel.
Speaker: I hate Jeff for quoting my movie and making this shit right. I really hate Jeff. Ben Diesel, Ben Diesel. Fuck you, Ben Diesel. You know what? You know what? I don't even have a vendetta against Tyrese anymore. You know what? Tyrese, you are a bad motherfucker. And you do play a tough guy like a son of a bitch. That's how angry I am right now.
Speaker: Dylan, I agree with you on how they did seven. I didn't like how they did seven. I didn't like how they did, um. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Speaker: In the first, in the second Fast and Furious, Ludacris is what? Ludacris is a shop. He's an auto mechanic. He's an auto mechanic and he runs races on the side. That's his side hustle. Yeah. In the last Fast and Furious, the newest one to come out. What does he do? He's a computer tech guy. Okay.
Speaker: You don't just go from mechanic to full on, I'm hacking into the Pentagon. Well, he did about three or four of those when he was a computer guy. About three of you was a computer guy. Right, but I know. When did he become a computer guy is your whole point. When did he become a computer guy? He literally went from I own a garage to I'm hacking into the Pentagon. Calm the fuck down, dude. You're fucking looking on the Pentagon's Facebook page. Listen, if you want to talk about exaggerations, I've never seen anybody get promoted in the military as fast as Tyrese did in Transformers.
Speaker: Agreed. Agreed. Listen, he made rings so fast. I know people are like, no, that's some bullshit. That motherfucker. That motherfucker.
Speaker: was promoted, demoted, and fired in a blink of an eye on Transformers in the military. No, he retired. He retired and he went civilian. Yes. Retired. Listen, so you don't. Retired after six months in. He reached the maximum rank of the military in the Air Force and then he was retired and doing something else.
Speaker: You know what? I'm back on it. I'm back on my shit. Fuck you, Tyrese. You're not a tough guy. You guys don't come out of the chair force. Fuck you, Tyrese. Fuck you, Vin Diesel. Tyrese. I've seen this since I've been up. That's a bad motherfucker.
Speaker: and what? Annapolis. He was good in that movie. He was bad in that movie. Oh, and now we're going to add Seaman credentials. He wasn't a Seaman slap nuts. That's what you get. Exactly. He was, was it an Annapolis and Navy movie? He was a Marine movie. He was a Marine movie. To put it in context, you'll understand, he was a drill sergeant.
Speaker: He was a marine in that movie. Demi Moore was more of a tough guy than Tyreese ever was. Oh, I also disagree. I thought you were talking about the pink or the blue. You know what? You guys have brought me back around. I don't like Tyreese. He's not a tough guy. Tyreese was a tough guy in Legion. I respect what he did in Legion. Even though he killed you. Legion? The Angels and Demons movie? Yeah.
Speaker: Yes, he was in it. Yeah. Well, Paul Bettany. Yes, he was in it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't remember him being in that. I gotta watch that movie. No, no, no. I honestly don't remember him being in that. I gotta watch that movie. What's his name? What's his name from the rookie?
Speaker: Based on movies, it was called The Rookie. Randy Quaid. Randy Quaid. No, not Randy. Dennis Quaid. Dennis Quaid. Yeah. Tyrese. Charles S. Dutton, the guy that sang Rocky. There's a whole bunch of people. The TV show, Rock. Remember the TV show, Rock? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: He was in that, the kid that was in Tokyo Drift, the one that was in Fad the Furious, the real country guy, what's his name? Oh, oh, oh, I can't remember his name. He's on a CSI show. Oh, oh, oh, the kid from Senglade.
Speaker: Yeah, that's the kid was he was the young was the young kid. He's been in everything. Jesus. And he's got the same accent. And he cannot shake that Alabama accent to save his life. You know, in Port, Alabama.
Speaker: That motherfucker's from a D. I don't know any other major city compared to where the fuck he's from. I know Tuscaloosa and Gulf Shore when it comes out. He's from a part of Alabama where Yellow Wolf was from.
Speaker: That's why it's the same accent in every character he plays. He was all technical and smart, and then that country -ass accent came out, he was flying that plane, I said, no, he killed him. Don't worry, Twanky, we gonna get this. I said, God damn it.
Speaker: What the fuck did you just say? This motherfucker's gonna race a jet with a Fierro. Remote controlled Fierro.
Speaker: You know, I imagine that, because that's something that if I had the money, I would try. I can't be mad at it, because it's like, if I had the money, I would be like, yeah, we got to do this. Yeah, you will. I'm like, Tony, we're going to take a Fiero, we're going to put a jet engine on it, and remote -roll it. No, I think I will put it on a Dodge Daytona. No, the whole concept of the Fiero is that it was aerodynamic.
Speaker: The whole concept of the Fiero was that it was lighter than the damn engine. Well, that too. What? We can do it. We can do it. Play the song. We're about to go to the south for a quick break. I can see the hamster wheel running. I can see the hamster wheel running. What's the problem? Wasn't a Fiero, a Daytona, and a Ford Pro basically the same car? No. No. No.
Speaker: Did you know the Ford Pro was actually gonna be, it was actually a Mazda number one, but it was gonna be a Mazda for the Mustang? No, actually, first and foremost, it was a Mitsubishi and it had a Mitsubishi engine in it. No, it did not. Yes, it did. No, it did not. Jeffrey, as a guy who's not a car guy, this is what they do when they hold a Ford Pro and spent more time under the engine of that motherfucker or pushing it off of a speed bump. I hate to be compared to bad news. It was definitely a Mitsubishi engine. I literally just watched the history
Speaker: Today, I literally watched the history of what was going to be the new Mustang. Ford was going to reintroduce the Mustang after the Fox body with the front -wheel drive four -cylinder car called the new Mustang. And they talked to Mazda, and the Mazda 1 .8, I think it's 1 .80, got rebodied as a Ford Pro.
Speaker: YouTube would cross and inches are hilarious, go ahead. I know, but the Ford Probe in the 90s.
Speaker: had a Mitsubishi engine in it. No, I didn't. Yes. No, I didn't. Because, and here's why, here's why. I had a buddy of mine who had one. And if somebody had a re -entry, somebody changed out the boat. No, he didn't. Because Mitsubishi had a deal with fucking Dodge, which is why I thought Mitsubishi has a Dodge boat. Jeff, you're not as smart as you think you are. And I'm not as dumb as you think I am.
Speaker: I would like for you to get in line so I can go through that It looks like a fucking Ford Ranger Mazda did not buy make a pickup truck
Speaker: Yes, they did. Yes, they did. No, they didn't. Yes, they did. And now both of you bitches get in line. Oh, I'll get a lot of slap you right the fuck back. I'm punching the shit out of you. Because I hate you. You can look at anything made by Mazda. Thank you, Tony. I had a neighbor down the street when I was in Virginia. He had one.
Speaker: It's not a pickup truck. It was a pickup truck. It's a one -to -be pickup truck. Kind of like Tony's favorite rapper, Snow, is a one -to -be rapper. It's like you want to be a one -to -be television show host. I want to be a television show host. Okay, one of me podcasts.
Speaker: want to be a personality. I give you the Mazda pickup truck. Yeah, that's how to pickup truck. It's made by Mazda. No, that's the wrong one because it was like a king cab. You have all fucking people, Jeff. You have all fucking people, Jeff. That's pretty much it, yes. Jeff, you have all fucking people should understand where I'm coming from. Oh, no, I agree. It's not what you would generally call a pickup truck, but it has a bed.
Speaker: Much like the Honda Ridgeline is not a pickup truck. You know what else has a bed? An El Camino. And that's not a pickup truck. It's not a pickup truck. It is a ute. It was never classified as a pickup truck. It was a ute.
Speaker: it still has a bed. So, by your. It's a you. Well, by what you said is that that truck that that thing has a bed. So, therefore, it is a truck. So, a an El Camino. Hold on. An El Camino has a it's a truck and the El Camino is a truck. No, it's not. It's not. And El Camino is a truck. And I can I can I can I have I have bullet points to prove my point. The Mazda pickup truck has a
Speaker: Four bolts, you can remove the bed. Am I wrong? Just like the Ford Ranger in the S10. Four bolts, four to six bolts, you can remove the bed. Yes or no? I would never buy a Mazda anything. Okay. Chevy S10. First and foremost, most Mazda vehicles, and Tony D, if you say anything otherwise, you're wrong. Okay. We can't fit into it. They're not.
Speaker: He's like, I'm going to go buy a Mazda. I'm going to borrow a bitch. And I'll be like, yeah, I used to want the Mazda 6, but it's too small for me when it came out. I wanted that car, but it's too small for me.
Speaker: Mazda has some nice cars. Cores. The Mazda 6 is sharp. It's sharp. It's very sharp, but it's small. My big ass ain't fitting in it. I mean, the Mazda 6 and the Kia Stinger, I like those cars, but they're too small. Those Kia Stingers, the GT, looking at the goddamn GT, the Stinger GT, that thing is a fucking rocket ship. But it's small. It's like this for me. It's smaller than a Honda. I love Honda, but my head hits the ceiling.
Speaker: You're just too fucking tall. I am. I am. That's why I miss my escalate. I had room with that motherfucker, Jesus. But what I was saying is, Tony, you can back me up on this on an S -10, an S -10 pickup truck. You can remove the bed. Yes or no? Yes. Because the bed and the cab are two separate. I had an S -10.
Speaker: I didn't take them apart, but I think they are literally you can actually see a space in between the two. They did a lot on an El Camino and the S10 Blazer. They did so much with those vehicles. The S10 ran for a while because people did so much shit with them.
Speaker: Well, the frame is the same. Yes. But they did a lot with the pickup and the blazer. They was doing all types of little things. So when it comes to an El Camino, El Camino cab and bed are one piece. Yes, it's a unibody. No, no, no. A unibody is a different thing. A unibody has no frame. A unibody, the frame and the body are one piece. Like the Riz line. It's a unibody.
Speaker: No, no. Unibody has no frame. As in, you cannot take the body off the frame. Like an S10, if you take the body off of it, you have a frame and a drivetrain. Okay, I got you. I got you. A unibody has, like, there is no frame. The frame is part of the body.
Speaker: The Avalanche, the El Camino and the Ridgeline are technically not pickup trucks because you cannot remove just the bed. I don't know how they classify Ridgeline. They are utes.
Speaker: You teach. I think you is crazy. We need to go to commercial. It's an Australian term. You can say it is not Australian. It is Italian. You saw my cousin, Vinnie, the two Utes. Fuck you, Australia. I'm a bitch. The reason why it is an Australian term and an Australian term, they actually created the first Ute. Well, ladies and gentlemen, yes, look.
Speaker: Appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. I got more questions for you guys. Don't you go no motherfucking way. I was already looking trust me. I was looking for music and or my gun. Dylan, I think the Ranger and the 2200 were different because the 2200 that I've always remembered has an extended cab. The Ranger never did. Well, it did, but not at first.
Speaker: No, originally, you could get a D2200 with extended cap or without, just like the Ford Ranger. When the Ranger first came out, when the Ranger first came out, it was only single cap. For the first two gents. When the 200 had a longer bed than the Ranger, my opinion.
Speaker: And it had this standard six foot bed where the Ranger bed was. A little bit of this auto mechanics. Five and a half. I don't do this on the regular song. But we're going to go ahead and let Glick decide what song he's going to play. I'm sorry. I was Snapchatting Dylan. You're right, Dylan. You're right. It did depend on one year because the Rangers did have an extended cab. I do remember.
Speaker: Yeah, right. The Port Ranger. At first, they didn't. But then they started making it. Oh, no. Yeah, I know. I had a Ford Ranger 4x4. Ford Ranger 4x4 sidestep. I think it was the FX4. Yep.
Speaker: extended cab and actually the white one, you took your, your senior picture. No, no, that was pops this truck, but that was both of my back doors. It was like half doors. They both opened up. I love that truck. That wasn't too much. It was in the S 10 pickles with a shit in the nineties angle. Let's take a real quick break guys. It won't be that quick.
Speaker: Oh, no, it'll be that quick. We're going to do, you know what? Just because I got to get more music by Rocky on here, actually. But I do want to play some Rocky. Go ahead. Play Rocky. Hell, yeah. I got in my bed. Shout out to Dylan for being in the chat with us. Thank you. I appreciate that. Not always Dylan in the chat. Dylan's also in my Snapchat right now. I wouldn't have told nobody that, but OK. I know. It's cool. It's not like that, Tony D.
Speaker: as men can, can conversate. Well, Paul, what's good? Chris, I just proved you wrong by the way. I don't know what they're proving me wrong for. The only time for whatever years of Mitsubishi Motors. Hey boys, uh, shl. Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at?
Speaker: call Hawks. Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to take a real quick break and what do you what do you gentlemen want? We're going to we're going to do rapidly. We're going to do rapidly. What do you guys want? In my bed? or crush, crush, crush? You could. Oh, Judas. Judas. I'm going to tell you to do it for the love of doing it for the money.
Speaker: Oh, I like that better. You have a weird obsession with that song. I'm just kidding. We're going to do Black Top Mojo. Check out Black Top Mojo. He's getting ready to go on tour again. Go ahead and check him out on all social media and wherever you listen to music at Black Top Mojo. We'll be back here in just a minute. Come and lay your money down.
Speaker: What's the price for being alone? Which bank do you own? Did you start when you were told?
Speaker: Do you do it for the love? Do it for the money? Before I die again, the risk is okay Cash is king and I'm against the honey Do you do it for the love? Are you doing for the money?
Speaker: Do you do it by my love, or do it by my money? Before I die young and the waiting years of yay Cash is king of the gesture honey Do you do it by my love, or do you do it by my money?
Speaker: Do you do it by the love? Do you do it by the money? The party on the rich kill, okay? Catch this king of the caster, honey Do you do it by the love? Are you doing by the money?
Speaker: everybody. Hopefully, you guys are enjoying the show. I appreciate y 'all listening. I appreciate y 'all hanging out. Go for the trip. We got Tony D in the building. We got Jeffrey in the building. We got my sister, brother,
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Y 'all can suck it. There you go. I like this **** with him. My my my my broster in the building hanging out with us tonight. We guys already go and check us out on all of social media's Facebook, Instagram,
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Speaker: I say this shit a lot, just so you know, during this show. Right? We established that before the show. So we were a little bit coming back from break. And I had to take a piss. And I asked Cassius, hey, will you go grab me a couple of beers? This fool comes in here. He's got a beer in his hand. And he's got a hoodie on. So he's got two beers in his goddamn hoodie pocket. So you claim good rights.
Speaker: Yeah. I don't know. I have a bit of a clarification for you, gentlemen. The Ford Pro Coupe, produced by Ford, introduced in 1988 through 1997. The pro or... Hold on, wait a minute. A Ford's collaboration with longtime Japanese partner, Mazda. Was it Mazda? What? Yes, it was Mazda.
Speaker: What? What was that? It was actually made on the... Don't beat yourself up, overpasses. I see. Jeff, I don't know what's going on. Jeff, everything's all out of whack. Everything's all crazy. I don't know. Nobody can hear you. What's going on, Jeff? Yeah.
Speaker: You know, when the Ford, when that Pro came out, it was the shit. People loved it. That and the... It is a dope little car. And that new Maxima that came out, those two cars were the shit. They took over the rules. Oh, yeah. But the Ford Pro was actually supposed to be a replacement for the Mustang. And the Mustang engineers went ape shit. No way in the hell. What? They went ape shit and said, you know, I swear to God,
Speaker: They literally, because it was right around the time gas prices started going up and they said, we're going to get ahead of the game. They had just finished making the Fox body Mustangs. So, you know, right around between 88. But those those Fox body Mustangs were a mistake.
Speaker: those were ugly. How dare you go? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not talking about the engine or anything like that. I'm not talking about the engine. No, I love, I love the look of the 93, the 1993 fastback Fox body Mustang is one of the sexiest vehicles you could ever own. 64 and a half.
Speaker: Mustang I'm not disagreeing with the 63 and a half however the Fox body Mustangs from 90 No, I'll change that from 86 to 93 we're fucking perfect in my eyes and I fucking hate for it
Speaker: And the 93 Cobra Mustang is fucking gorgeous. The Cobra was sick in the 70s. The Cobra was sick in the 70s. The Cobra was sick in the 70s. The Cobra was sick in the 70s. The Cobra was sick in the 70s. The Cobra was sick in the 70s. The Cobra was sick in the 70s. The Cobra was sick in the 70s. The Cobra was sick in the 70s. The Cobra was sick in the 70s. The Cobra was sick in the 70s. The Cobra was sick in the 70s. The Cobra was sick in the 70s. The Cobra was sick in the 70s. The Cobra was sick in the 70s. The Cobra was sick in the 70s. The Cobra was sick in the 70s. The Cobra was sick in the 70s. The Cobra was sick in the 70s. The Cobra was sick in the 70s. The Cobra was sick in the 70s. The Cobra was sick in the 70s. The Cobra was sick in the 70s. The Cobra was sick in the 70s
Speaker: That is a quote. Did she win? Do you know Carol Shelby's favorite song? What? There was a singer came into a Shelby dealership. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Was Carol Shelby a guy or a girl?
Speaker: Carol Shelby was a dude. That's what I thought. No, that's what I thought. Matt Damon played in the movie. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. That's what I thought in Ford versus Fieri or Ferrari. Yeah, Ford versus Ferrari. But Tony said that she went. And I was like, wait a minute. I thought Carol Ford was a guy. I didn't know. Because you referred to Cars as girls. Yeah, no, no. I thought he was talking about it. The story of Carol Shelby's favorite song.
Speaker: in when the second generation of - Oh my goodness, you're amazing. Yes, it is, I agree. You married a fucking burrito. Ooh, you got a point. Are you done? Yeah, but my wife was white light skinned, so, you know, kind of same thing. The story of Carol Shelby's favorite song, this girl comes in, she's a singer songwriter. She still sounds like Bess. And she had made some pretty good money, writing songs for the Beach Boys.
Speaker: And she walked in. She was like 19, 20 years old. And she said, I want to buy a Cobra. And she's talking to Carol Shelby. And Carol Shelby said, you can't afford this car. This is way too much car for you, girly.
Speaker: And she said, look, I am a singer songwriter, I got my own money. She wasn't old, but I guess she was 17. She wasn't old enough to buy the car under her name. So she had to have her mom come in and co -sign her. She bought the car, called Carol Shelby two weeks later and said, I've written a song about your car. Unfortunately, that song was only number one for one week because the next week the Beatles hit. And the song was called -
Speaker: No, it's called A Little Cobra. A Little Cobra, don't you know? Oh, you're going to shut them down. Oh, you mean it sounded like every Beach Boys song ever made? Pretty much. Pretty much. Oh, no. 100 % agree. She wrote it after driving a cobra for the first time. I know Tony won't get this reference. Jeff, you might. Luke Coles, every one of his songs
Speaker: are the same fucking music with different lyrics. And I like it. It's the same music, same beat, same cadence, everything. Yeah. I know you don't. I know. I know. It's white people. Everybody listens to music that goes like this. Woo, woo. It's the sound of the police. Woo, woo. That's the sound of the power range of karaoke looking ass.
Speaker: look like any other guy.
Speaker: speaking of speaking of right white rappers hey uh mom spaghetti down there my broster what the fuck's going on m &m i'm freaking cold you know you know by winter that's not very well insulated
Speaker: When I was a kid and I used to tell my grandfather that I was cold, he said the same thing that Deebo said, stop being a bitch and come on. I'm Bob. I don't know what the hell you're in here for. No, you don't know. I'm hungry. Hi, hungry, I'm dad.
Speaker: I'm hungry. I'm dead. That's fucked up. Yeah, I get that a lot. Dad, I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm dead. But I also live with... I don't know where we live, though, Paul. I don't know where we live. Where'd that forest go? Yep. The forest cup was sitting outside the office and all I heard was my own... And then the fat principal... Your mama sure does love to care about your schooling, boy.
Speaker: don't fucking play with me when it comes to Morris Gump you son bitch did you hear about the dude I think he was English
Speaker: on his mom, or his mom, as they say over there, because they're idiots. She was on her deathbed, and he was like a marathon runner and et cetera, other thing. And I guess she told him on her deathbed, she wanted him to run the Forrest Gump route. No. Yeah.
Speaker: So to honor his mom, he did.
Speaker: like in full for his gump, in full for his gump apparel. Now he did have to stop because his, his now wife, it was his girlfriend at the time, she gave birth, but he picked up right where he left off. So to honor his mom, his mom said, I was hungry and I was tired of this left. So he never stopped. And he did it, and he did it exactly. I think from, I think from the article,
Speaker: I read it but it was a few weeks back and I meant to bring it up here on the show. But he did it in full Forrest Gump apparel. He did it the exact same way Forrest did.
Speaker: So, you know, it was all like a tribute to his mom. And that was her favorite movie was Forrest Gump. But he was English. He was a marathon runner. He ran the Boston Marathon. He ran the New York. So, so running was not a big deal for him. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah. So, you know, she passed away into honor his mom. He and he did it full Forrest Gump apparel.
Speaker: ran that some **** and I was like, that's **** cool. That's kind of cool. You know, I mean, I mean, yeah, he he started it out and everything like that and so he didn't save and all that shit. Nice. Yeah. Full lot like he full on embrace the character. Yeah. Just started running and I guess along along along the way, people would reenact
Speaker: Nice. Yeah. Yeah. And run up by him and stuff like that. So, I was like, that's kind of cool. Did he create a bumper sticker that said shit happens? No, Forrest Gump already did that. Oh, that's right. Yeah, duh. My bad.
Speaker: We've seen the documentary Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump met John F. Kennedy and told him he had to pee. He also scored a winning touchdown for the University of Alabama. He went to the University of Alabama.
Speaker: And he saved all these people in Vietnam. He got shot in the butt. Got shot in the buttocks. You know the best thing about getting shot in the buttocks? All the ice cream you can eat. The ice cream. And the good friend was right there next to him. He said, Lieutenant Dan, where's the ice cream? Oh, Gary, he was throwing the fucking bed. And Lieutenant Dan got magic legs at the end.
Speaker: He started Bubba Gump Shrimp Company in honor of Bubba, his best friend.
Speaker: because it was bad luck to name a, not to name a boat. 12 Genes. Tramp. Barbecue shrimp. Knocked up some chicken legs. They had AIDS. You are not helping. You are not helping. Got me invested in some kind of fruit company. You got a fruit company. We don't have to worry about money no more. We don't have to worry about money no more. The less money.
Speaker: He mowed that grass for free. Tony, that dude mowed that grass for free on that shitty snappy track. Snapper. Snapper tractor. Snapper tractor. That thing was a piece of shit. That man is zero turn or something. I love fucking for it. Fuck on it.
Speaker: I know. I got more. I'll go all day on Forrest Gump. I love that fucker. Yeah, we could do this all day long. Tony, Tony, Tony, did you know that life is like a box of chocolates? You never know what you're gonna do. I'm really gonna throw up. I wanna find a love like Forrest loved Jennae.
Speaker: She said, Forrest, why you love me? Why do you want a man? Because you're my girl. I love you, my man. It's a great documentary. I'd like to be a smart man, but I know what love is. And his hands on his hips.
Speaker: You know, every day I ask the same question Forrest does. Is he smart or does he know about me?
Speaker: I see that he's all worried if his kid's fucking stupid. I'm like, hey, I'm with you, buddy. I see my kid do some stupid shit. She probably fucked him into it. I got a mini Forrest Gump over here, too. Right? First thing I asked my wife when she gave birth is, is he smart?
Speaker: I may not be a small man. Well, he's definitely going to be taller than you because I think he's what, nine and he's already taller than you. Yeah. Well, he's 11. Jeff's like, he's 11 as he looked up to his 11 year old son. He's five, six. Well, you gotta remember though, his mother is actually taller than me.
Speaker: Yeah, good kiddies. My wife is five, six. So you're taller than you? Yeah. We had this discussion earlier in the show about Jeff Pike. There are literally garden gnomes outside right now that are taller than Jeff. Poor Jeff. Can't even ride the kiddie rides at Disney.
Speaker: I'm actually taller than uh what's his name uh oh fuck I can't remember his name
Speaker: That's the guy, the right attendant at Disney, Pat's Jeff on his head and says, sorry, little fella, maybe next year you'll be big enough to ride the teacups. We've been through every kind of rain there is, little bitty stinging rain, the old fat rain. Some rain seem to come up from the bottom. Rain that blew sideways and sometimes rain seems to come from the bottom.
Speaker: I love that goddamn movie. I do love that movie, but I don't have the patience to watch all four hours of it. It's like Shawshank Redemption. I love Shawshank Redemption, but Shawshank is the longest fuck. This is the longest one. Both of you all can kiss my ass. Scarlett Johansson is 5 '3". What the fuck does that have to do with all of you? All I know is that you told her Jill Pesci.
Speaker: He's not taller than Joe Pesci or Danny DeVito. Danny DeVito is rounder than he is tall. How tall is Danny DeVito? I have no idea. If I had to guess, that motherfucker is five foot tall.
Speaker: he has literally become penguin. He has literally become penguin. Yeah, he has. Have you seen him in the in the the sub commercials? What are Jimmy? Not Jimmy John's. Dan DeVito is doing some commercials for a sub company. Oh, subway. Danny DeVito is four foot nine.
Speaker: I got four ten. Four foot nine four ten. Four foot nine four ten. Four foot nine four ten. Four foot nine four ten. Four foot nine four ten. Four foot nine four ten. Four foot nine four ten. Four foot nine four ten. Four foot nine four ten. Four foot nine four ten. Four foot nine four ten.
Speaker: Natalie Portman's five three. Yeah, she had to be for them to stay with from the Empire. Okay, so is Billie Eilish. I don't know why I keep talking to women. I've got celebrities. Because you're as small as a fucking woman, so they're only going to bring up female celebrities. Hey, Nick, you want to ask me something else?
Speaker: What? What? Have I ever watched a what? I've heard of it. I think I've seen it. You know if you saw it, trust me.
Speaker: Dylan said that Dylan is hilarious. Brother's probably, there, there are Dylan. Okay, Nick, are you a wrestling fan? Am I what? A wrestling fan. Am I invested in anything or investigated? A wrestling fan. Oh no, not really. Okay, damn. I outgrew it.
Speaker: Hey. Fucking Rob Schneider is 5 '3". What'd you say, Nick? What'd she say? He grew out of it. Oh, she grew out of it. OK. He. He. I'm sorry. God damn it, Tony. I know. Damn it, Hart. Trust me, too. I dealt with that shit.
Speaker: No, no. I played that. Alright. And now all of a sudden, I gotta get used to saying he. So, trust me. No problem. That's why we did Broaster. Gotcha. Hey, Richard Dreyfus is only an inch taller than me. Richard Dreyfus. He's just giving the pop his head up and look at the screen. So, Nick, if you grew out of wrestling, who are your top five greatest wrestlers? The original Sting. Hulk Hogan.
Speaker: Ric Flair, Triple H. I'm trying. I want my head. I want my head. I want my head. I want my head. I want my head.
Speaker: I swear to god if you say you, I swear to god. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to. He's going to.
Speaker: I'm just saying, if Jeff doesn't turn around and stun his son. I'm about to. Hit him with the stunner, Jeff. And then hit him with the two finger salute and yell in his face. Yeah, you silly son of a bitch. Come here. It's going to be a close one for Jeff and I.
Speaker: I got a great list. People can't handle my list. It's just I'm actually I'm actually not mad at your list. This is phenomenal. You know, both you and I
Speaker: As wrestling fans, we came off the top of our heads for the moment, unexpected, had no time to plan. Jeff's dumbass just fucking Googled top 10 greatest wrestlers of all time. What? And I'm winning. I think it's a lot closer than you and Tony think.
Speaker: No, just, just swapping it with the people I've seen with the votes I got. I'm just saying, I got two votes that I see. Oh, you got more than two votes, sonny. I only saw two. You're telling me something now. What the fuck is that? What happened to you, you had random people on Snapchat? Yeah, I know. I need to delete it. See that? Dylan says, hi, Austin.
Speaker: Joe Pins, she and I are the same, all right? Willing says hi. Let's go, Willing. Do it now. Shut your whore face. Hey. Hey. What about green bastard? What about the green bastard?
Speaker: Nobody likes you, Miracle. No, I think Tony, Tony, Tony, uh, you know, Jeff can't really speak on it, but I like, I did like Tony's list. Um, I did kind of go for obvious because I literally just needed a list of wrestlers. So I didn't go for the, I literally googled the top 10 greatest wrestlers of all time and read from it. And it's working.
Speaker: That's what you think. Just because you tallied the most. Says the guy who never shares the actual podcast, but shared the list and a whole bunch of random ass Facebook pages. And once again, it's working. But isn't it because nobody can see.
Speaker: Didn't I can see the votes in the 80s 90s and 2000s nostalgia page The reason why is because you're not part of those you don't follow that No, because I didn't get a notification because you didn't fucking tag us. I Shared right off our page
Speaker: but you have to tag us so that we can get the notifications. As I told you guys before, hence the reason why I would share it in other pages, I tagged you guys. And then I stopped sharing it in other pages and only shared it onto my page and our page.
Speaker: And then in the 90s, the 90s, the 90s. One vote, Tony got one vote and I got one vote. Tony Smith, CEO, Tony Smith was voting everywhere for Tony like, bro, it only counts one time.
Speaker: I like to be the better. I like Cody's list. I like Cody's list. Hey, you know, Cody's got my vote. Yeah, it's just wonderful what I see. Honestly, everywhere, everywhere I can look from your guys and personal pages, uh the nonsensical nonsense page
Speaker: TikTok and everything like that. I think Jeff is winning, but I think it's a lot closer than you want. It's like, well, I wanted to or something like that. Yeah, no, it's it's it's pretty close. But I think Jeff is what I think Jeff is winning. I got three votes that won't vote on social media. And I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you guys? Well, would you vote on social media? I don't know.
Speaker: if I knew, I would, I don't know. Dylan, go cast your vote, you goofy bastard. Easy there, golfer. Easy. You needed the guy from uh, you need the guy DeSantos or whatever the hell he's meaning is from New York.
Speaker: that's lied about every Jeff you gotta look this dude up from New York and listen to some of the dumb shit that he said this motherfucker is a character uh the the senator from uh I think he's a state senator from New York I think his name is DeSanto
Speaker: No DeSantis is Florida. Florida. I think this guy's name is DeSantis. Hold on. Okay. So, so you said, I don't know how this guy got voted in or how he's still in there. He is a do man. Some of the shit he said and done blows my mind. Okay. So, George says Santos. Yeah. Santos.
Speaker: okay yeah tony definitely not who we thought it was because the santas is florida but the santas is the representative of new york's third congressional district he literally just got elected
Speaker: And you can vote there. Vote one time on one of the races. So he unsuccessfully ran in 2020. He was elected in Congress in 2022. Well, that explains a lot. He's only 34 years old, Click.
Speaker: Well, no, no, no. Like, like Golf Hawk said, he stole money from a veteran. The veteran's dog was sick, so they did a fundraiser to get the dog fixed and everything like, not fixed, but, you know, get a feeling better. He's claimed that his mom died in 9 -11, which has come out false. He created another fundraiser and kept all the money. He stole like 300 grand during COVID.
Speaker: Like when COVID was going on. It's like every other politician ever. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's way worse and way crazier. Really? When COVID was going on, his sister had a, I think his sister had an apartment in New York City. And, you know, a lot of landlords and stuff were
Speaker: given like grievances or like allowing you to pay leg or whatever, this, that or the other thing. There was that, there was people who were affected, you know, like if you like, like, you know, Nikki, for instance, she was a bartender when, when COVID hit and she lost both of her bartending gigs.
Speaker: And she got she got funding to help her out and whatnot. And but he had his sister file and he kept all of it. I think it was like 30 ,000 or some crazy shit like that. This is insane. OK, so FBI investigating George Santos for alleged scamming veteran out of money. Brazilian authorities will receive funds
Speaker: against George Santos. George Santos fraud scandal shows winning all across America. Oh yeah. He was also a drag queen. He was also a drag queen and he denied it. Forbes criminal charges like this dude is he's out there.
Speaker: But in all seriousness, it comes down to he's just not as good as some politicians are hiding his scandals. No, no, no, no, no. How come you spend years in Congress where as a congressman you get paid like $150 ,000 a year? It's not a matter of hiding it. He don't care.
Speaker: Right. But if you look at most politicians, most politicians make about 150K to 200K a year. But in 40 years of being in Congress, have hundreds of billions of dollars.
Speaker: Well, that's that's a totally that's totally off subject. No, no, he just don't care. Like everything about him is a blatant lie. He don't care. Like golf box said he was a drag queen. There is so he can get away with this. Right. There is picture and video evidence of him as a drag queen. Everybody knows he needs to be a drag queen.
Speaker: a bunch of. Yeah, but but oh, he's denying it. Yeah, yeah. Like he's like it never happened. You know what? If he actually embraced it, I guarantee you all his the investigations against him would just go away. Oh, we don't want to. Oh, we got to go. Honey bad. You don't care.
Speaker: Cheers to you. Go. Nice. Nice. Here's a dinosaur. This dude is the definition, is the absolute definition of zero to give. Oh, he's got a sexual harassment suit against him, too. This dude's an animal, and he's representing New York. Well, I mean, it is New York.
Speaker: Hey, they got Cortez and she's about as dumb as fucking a paperweight. So what happened? Oh, I mean, there's no more Tony, I'm just saying. Two questions for you, Tony Dean.
Speaker: How long did you live in New York? And how long has it been since you lived in New York? Yes. I lived there until I was 10. And this year will be 40 years since I've lived in New York. You're no longer here. You're living in New York at this point. You're no longer here until you're something in New York.
Speaker: For example, Tony, Tony, half my life was in the States. My other half life has been in Mexico. So right now I'm 50, 50. In three years, I can no longer call myself. I'm a native New Yorker till I die. Fuck that.
Speaker: I was born in New York. I was born in New York. I was born in New York. I was born in New York. I was born in New York. I was born in New York. I was born in New York. I was born in New York. I was born in New York. I was born in New York. I was born in New York. I was born in New York. I was born in New York. I was born in New York.
Speaker: Yeah. Tony D raised the flag. The South horizon again. Yeah. I apologize to the baby. I'm sorry. I'm a baby. I'm a baby. You are. Come on.
Speaker: Hey, don't fall. This kid you treated me well. I owed him an apology. They treated me very well. Well, Tony D's a Southerner.
Speaker: Tony, you're no longer than me. He treated me really well. I owe him an apology. Tony, let me hear you squeal. The pride of this big man himself. You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know
Speaker: I have no sexual desire for a man ever. It won't. It's for my phone. We've established that point twenty. Just for the record.
Speaker: We've established that. Damn that whitey white. Tony D. Southern. Whitey white.
Speaker: Oh, and Tony now. Shining through. Oh, Tony's going to get himself a lifted truck. I don't know about that. Tony D.
Speaker: Hey, yeah, give it up. The South will not rise again. The South lost the Civil War, Tony. I hate to be a pair of bad dudes. I know they did. Are you sure? Hey, yo, go for it. I've been fighting that going to jail my whole life. You damn right. That's the hardest thing to lie to stand out of jail. The truth comes out. I never lied. Yeah.
Speaker: 223 episodes in, we finally find out the truth of Tony. He's actually his son. The truth about Tony, he's got even in New York, and the smoke's in here. You know what? You know what? Today is the day, Satan. Smoke, do what you're doing. Today's the day. I'm coming for you, Satan. Smoke, just so you know, I'm going to expose Tony to you. I think both just got me. Tony's talking about I'm all about women.
Speaker: fucking come off for 20 years in prison. Ain't that? Oh, I've been exposed to Tony D. I've been exposed to Tony D. Where you at? What the fuck is come up at? It's a grave one. You're not even a real New Yorker. Be careful. Your neck is red. Be careful.
Speaker: Your neck is better than ours. You fucking crazy. Sorry. You better make this person. Let the baby go. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Turn to you. Turn to you. Walk up into a fucking walk up to a hip hop club and start calling people boy.
Speaker: I got cowboy Troy in the house, boy. Cowboy Troy. Big Rich. What did he say? Wasn't here, boy. Back in my day. Golf Hawk, you sit in here first.
Speaker: Let me let me tell you something, boy. I'm going to buy your truck. You come around the wrong parts. Me and my brothers, we're going to have to deal with you if you know what I mean, boy. I'm just saying. Tony, you ever find your sister attractive? I'm just saying. We're going to hell. Tony, I love you, man. I love you to death, brother. I'm just fucking with you.
Speaker: to our creepers, to our creepers who like to get mad because we have fun and we joke and we buzz balls. It's only jokes. Yes, this is what's called satire. Some of you who are really fucking butt hurt that Tony hangs out with us.
Speaker: and the words of the native of your land, Connor McGregor. Who the fuck you talking to? You doing that on your own. I know I'm doing that on my own. I agree. Anybody that's mad that you're hanging out with us are prejudiced. They're prejudiced. If they don't like you hanging out with us, that's like fucked up. They're prejudiced? Why would you say they're prejudiced? Because they don't like us. You're a wife.
Speaker: I'll say it, fuck up. And we found out - Listen, it's not only white people that don't like me hanging out with y 'all, just for the record, okay? Yeah, I know, but - So those people are like really racist. Other people that don't like you hanging out with us, they should be catapulted over the wall and the other one should remember what happened to his ancestors in World War II before he spouts off too much.
Speaker: That's right. What? I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Okay. I'm going to let you handle that. Oh wait, you don't understand. Hold on. Let me turn my music up really loud and pretend like my vape is weed and you're going down for that one. I'm creating content here. Okay. Okay.
Speaker: I'm too much of a pussy to come and touch somebody's face. I like like a bitch when I got him on camera.
Speaker: Well, you know, I'd be the exact opposite where Chris is like, oh, I'll just destroy them. If you're mad that I'm hanging out with Tony or you're hanging out with Chris or I'm hanging out with Nick, then fuck you. I don't need to hang out with you. We've had so many people on this show.
Speaker: Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Speaker: I'm still waiting to get golf walk on here. I want golf walk on here so damn bad. I do too. I want golf to come on here so bad.
Speaker: I just want to see Chris's face when he realizes his golf box black. Oh my God. You missed that shit. Golf box black. I know, right? Fucking ass. Two black guys on here at the same time. I know. You've done that already. You've done that already, Slap. I got a black guy in a transgender on my show right now. I know. We are. We are. Whoa. And I have a dwarf.
Speaker: I know. We are the epitome of woke right now. Get this fool, please. Get this fool, please. We got Harry from Harry and Anderson. We got wannabe Kevin Hart.
Speaker: No, we got we got Denzel's doppelganger up in this motherfucker. Eddie Murphy. I'll be I'll be Eddie Murphy. I'll be okay. We got we got Eddie. He's the closest. He's the closest like iconic. We got Harry from Harry Menders. As far as acting. We got we got Elliot Page.
Speaker: Wow. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Speaker: Oh my god, Peter Pan. I was actually Peter Pan for Halloween. I mean, I mean, it's kind of pretty inclusive of a nonsensical nonsense. You can't get more wealth than us. And y 'all hating on us. Yeah. Dylan wants to know how to get on the podcast. Who? Dylan. Read the comments, damn it. You got a TV show. I was going to get on the podcast. Dylan, send me your email. I got called the Mr. T thing when I had my necklaces going off. I had to cuss people out because I'm way too lazy. Calm, calm, calm down two and a half times.
Speaker: Two and a half change? Whatever ZZ not, I wish you would. It's here, 25 cents. Calm down.
Speaker: She's got legs. I gave you a dollar. I gave you a dollar. All my 75 pence back. 25 cents. Look at Paulie McPaulers. You got to look back at me.
Speaker: We got Baldy McBalderson and Bearden McGee over here.
Speaker: I'm just saying, at this point - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Golf ball was easy. It was easy, not. But we can roll was easy, snot. I was saying it was easy. But I feel like both of your pictures are jealous because you can't grow an amazing mane like I have. I don't need that shit. I don't need this shit either because I shaved this bitch off and still be - I think - It's actually from VHLI. Listen, listen, listen. I've been trying to - Yeah, it's a mane as a mane cum guster. Jeff, I gotta be honest with you. I think I grew that beer. I think you grew that beer because it's overcompassing for something else.
Speaker: There's nothing in there.
Speaker: I was trying to leave that. Oh, no. Oh, no. I can't. That was too fucking easy.
Speaker: Hey, Nick. Hey, Nick. Hey, yo, Nick. You want to see one of them now? Hey, yo, Nick. Hey, yo, Nick. All two inches. I'm still more of a man than you'll ever be.
Speaker: You can say that. You can say that. Mine was made by Tupperware. I'm real. Hey, Nick. Guess what? You just made a TikTok video. Hey, Nick. Nick, I got your back. I got your back, Nick.
Speaker: I'm just saying we are the wokest podcast there is. Yeah. We got Denzel.
Speaker: Peter Dinklage, Chris is on mute and he's still talking. I'm not on mute. Who's footed that in the background? Ash. Can you phone down, dude? Giggle. Hey, Nick. Yo. Hey, Nick. What miracle is this? What miracle is this? It's got it on.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: I said, my dick might be small, but it's real. It might be small and real, but at least I can adjust my size. No, you. No, Nick said at least he can adjust his size. Oh, I can't infect anybody.
Speaker: That's why I mean, if you know, I mean, if you know what you're doing, you'll have to adjust your size. Click stop. I got another backup. Go off. Got my back. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Speaker: No, I love, I love my birthday. Nick is my burster. Nick is transgender, female to males. Yeah. And, and I, and I can, I can make these comments. Right. Chris can make those jokes. Tony and I cannot. Well, Tony, you and Tony can, but
Speaker: Nobody else. No, here's the caveat. Here's the caveat. Nobody else. Yes, because if somebody else does, that's their ass. Right, right, right. And you've got Sasquatch, Baldy McGee, and Dopey from the seven dwarves that are going to be
Speaker: all up in that ass and not in a gay prison or great way. This is not prison great. Nobody yells surprise.
Speaker: look y 'all started y 'all started this y 'all y 'all like oh we're gonna take we're gonna take Nick's we're gonna take Nick's side and then I just gotta roast the fuck out of him. That's my brother. Hey, Nick. You hear some word, Joe, that we're here from a woman. I wish you could come on my face.
Speaker: oh my god oh my god yes they're definitely going to hang out
Speaker: Don't he turn off his camera
Speaker: Sorry, Nick. Sorry. You know what, I missed it all because Miracle was playing with my computer and all I heard was some type of raspberry.
Speaker: Yeah, we'll leave it at that. We won't explain. The champ is in the building. I want you all to get on your way. I ain't got shit to say.
Speaker: I'm gonna have to catch back on this episode just to see what. I'm thinking about buying you a six pack so you can go back out of my damn cell. I could do this all night long. I would do this all night long with it. Absolutely. Yeah, you don't need to watch the replay.
Speaker: When we find out that we're canceled, this is why I'm just saying. This is why we barely show up.
Speaker: this motherfucker. So how did you get canceled? Well, let me tell you a story. Two hundred and twenty two episodes of Jeff's inappropriate and racist comments. We finally drew the line when Glick went after his roast and was roasting the fuck out of him.
Speaker: I'm just saying. We have jobs we'd like to keep.
Speaker: Good one after his own blood, his own flesh and blood. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. That's exactly going forward. He acts like the adopted stepchild. That's exactly how he acts. Well, I mean, Glick. Well, which Glick? I mean, there's two Glicks in here right now, though. This is very true.
Speaker: This is good. What the hell is Mickey? You need to go back to Bush lot today. I'm just saying. Jesus Christ. Three wheeler lights in, but starts just roasting his whole goddamn family and thing.
Speaker: This is some bullshit. My old family would jump me up to this
Speaker: Just remember Tony, just remember Tony, you're guilty by association. You see what I did to my own family. What do you think I'm gonna do to people that I don't like? You actually did just quote Hulk Hogan when he beat up Horace in the ring for the NWO. You actually did just quote him.
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, Hogan beat up Horace. Hogan beat up Curtis. I mean, like. And Horace wasn't there. He knocked his head across his head. I said, shit. Oh. All right. It's time to go. We ain't get a few more. That's what I'm sweating my ass off. Nick, if you want to, please come back. Me and Jeff will welcome you. I can't speak for your brother over there. Yeah, your brother's got it. That's some boots over there. Jesus.
Speaker: On Saturday or Friday, whatever day we do it, we know why. And everything was blocked.
Speaker: It's 200 episodes in. Dude, dude, Jesus, this much. What? You guys getting scared? Y 'all scared? I ain't scared. I ain't do nothing. I ain't do nothing. He laughed. I laughed because this shit was funny. But I didn't laugh like Tony. Damn, he right. I laughed. Is that the excuse you're going to give in court, Tony? I laughed because it was funny.
Speaker: And I quote guilty by association. I fight the accusation every day. I fight the legality or the emphasis of it daily because other people wouldn't consider themselves to be guilty by association. They're going to say that they're their own person. They're going to do what they want to do. I can't nobody make them do nothing. They can be around who they want to be around. Therefore, so shall I.
Speaker: Nick took it in stride. I'm just waiting for Nick to come back. I'm waiting on that shit. Nick is not on my level. Nick is not on my level. Yeah, with the baseball cap. I mean, that's the warm up look. We all know that look like this. That's why I'm freezing my ass off at home. Nick's not on my level. You ain't ready to challenge this champ, are you, Nick?
Speaker: Nickel voice. What the fuck is that? I'm just glad it's not me tonight.
Speaker: Tony turned his camera off, he's losing it. Tony doesn't want to prove that he's losing his mind, laughing his ass off. That's what that is. Tony turns his camera off, one of two things to happen. Jason's acting up. Tony's losing his mind, laughing his ass off. Jason's losing his mind, I'll put it this way. Exactly. So we established this whole matter.
Speaker: Jesus, Jesus. You just painted yourself right in that corner. Jesus. Jason Harris, so the only reason you took your Kate Roberts is you're losing your mind, laughing your ass off. And the crazy part is, I can already think of what Nick could say about you. I'm just trying to like, no, I'm just going to wait for you. What does this do? Hey, baby. She's not ready for this shit, Nick. She wasn't ready for the major weed and kind of like Nick.
Speaker: I'm not even gonna repeat it. I'm not even gonna repeat it. Golf Hawk, Golf Hawk. That's my tag team champion partner right there. Ah, the new age outlaws are in the building. Look at Golf Hawk, baby. Oh, you didn't know? Yo ass better call somebody. Wow. I ain't got nothing, man. You all got me fucking gay.
Speaker: Emotional damage. Yeah, you step in. Y 'all motherfuckers ain't shit. Y 'all motherfuckers ain't shit. You're Butler and Gladiator. Are you not entertained? Y 'all motherfuckers ain't shit. I only do it out of love. Nick knows that I love him.
Speaker: and I've supported him and I've always supported him. But he also knows that I'm gonna roast the fuck out of him when I get the change. And Nick knows that I got a great, am I wrong Nick? Nick. What? You know I love you. Of course. And you know I've always supported you.
Speaker: when you, and you know I've always got your back. Right. But you also know that I'm a fucking roast the hell out of you. Wouldn't be here if you didn't. I'm a big brother. Exactly. Exactly. That's my job as a big brother. It's your job. When we were kids, I used to sit on my younger brother just because it was my younger brother. Right.
Speaker: So that's why I can, I can say the things I didn't say and Nick's not going to get mad at me. And if he does, Oh, well, I promise. Yeah, exactly. Stop being watching and be what you wish you had. I can't stop.
Speaker: Oh my god. End the show already. Jesus Christ. I'm just saying. Jesus Christ. You know what we haven't played in a long time. We haven't played in a long time. We haven't played a little blacked out mode of wicked woman. We literally just played blacked out mode. But we haven't played wicked woman in a long time. Yeah, well.
Speaker: Uh, uh, debatable. Apparently I have to end the show. As we're having fun, we're laughing. Well, there's a community going to be charging down your door any minute. I'm just... A bunch of pink and purple blue -haired people are going to be knocking on your door.
Speaker: What am I worried about? A bunch of fucking unicorns and nail polish. Oh, yeah, I can't even believe we got a bunch of chicks that dress like fucking Justin Bieber circa 2006 when he was 12.
Speaker: I'm so scared. Sorry. LGBTQIRP .31641. That I offended your fucking feelings, but that's my broster. And if I want to bust on them, I'll bust on them. If you don't like it, you can suck my asshole.
Speaker: careful what you say they might actually like that you know what don't make me target to lbgtq next i'll target the fuck out of the alphabet warriors the views and expressions expressed by glick are not necessarily the views and expressions
Speaker: They are only good. They are only good because I will target them silly sons of bitches who got their feelings hurt tonight by anything that I said and or did because I always have been and always will be an ally for the gay community. The fact that last weekend we was at the bar and I was hanging out with this little guy, a little gay dude,
Speaker: You're a little gay, dude. Can you do bullshit? That's some bullshit you said. No, no. Anyway, I'm going to shoot my own horn right now. Fuck both of you. Prison grape style. Fuck both of you. A little gay guy who is friendly. Why are you always trying to get raped or rape a man?
Speaker: I said fuck both of you, prison grapes now.
Speaker: No, because I Nikki had some of her LGBTQ friends that were at the bar last weekend and this one little dude I was hanging out with him I was chit -chatting with him we were talking and stuff like that and he said I hate fucking living here because Nobody likes gay people here and I said fuck with anybody else this Game not one but two kisses on the cheek and I said I fucking love you You're cool as shit and fuck what anybody else says
Speaker: And that man, that animal call, you know, I'm gonna call Spadey Spadey. That man looked, worked up at me. Actually, I didn't, everything, big ass bearded country ass motherfucker like you would ever say that you had my back and that you loved me. I had my back. So yeah, LGBT, you got a problem with it. That's a surprise. Yeah, and then I took it to the bathroom and I was like, surprise motherfucker. I'll show you love. I'll show you love, my boy.
Speaker: If you're cool with me, I'm cool with you what you do behind closed doors, that's your own fucking business You know what was love at the end of the day love is love you're gonna love who you love Tony loves mochi cheese
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Loves girls that go to the daycare. Nick loves making me add a real penis as a baby person. And I love me, because I'm awesome. Nick, you got the abusive one. OK, good. I love me. I love me. I'm awesome. It died.
Speaker: But no, I'm going to have to hop off here since we were like, so maybe if I hop off, y 'all can end the show. But I got to wait. See, it's not that easy.
Speaker: No, it was not. I have never known, I have never listened to a podcast or listened to a radio show that was going so good and was having so much fun. But the co -hosts were like, I mean, well, the co -hosts have to go to work. I gotta go to work. I gotta work more. You don't care about when you go to work. We do. What time do you go in the morning? I'm going to work because I like to get to work.
Speaker: Hi, Miracle. Love you. Love you guys. Hi, Miracle. You good, Nick. Good meeting you. Good meeting you. Good meeting you. What time do you work in the morning, Chris? Before you. Oh, my god. Tony probably goes to work earlier than any of us. I got to be with you. I would assume. Yeah. Got to be there at 6? I got to be there at 8. I get up at 6.
Speaker: And I gotta get the kids up. You know, I gotta I gotta do the whole daddy thing. I gotta, you know, get the kids up, take them to school. Good work, get off work, get the kids up from school, come back home, do the daddy's thing. Nikki will be here full time Friday. Yeah, she's moving finally, so I would have to be daddy at night too. So yeah, and I'm out.
Speaker: I mean, maybe, I mean, I don't know. Maybe if, uh, you know, what's up, buddy? Yeah. Well, what's up Debbie? I don't know what the joke was Debbie. Apparently you're still on your bullshit, but
Speaker: Why do you get up at 530? You go to the vocational school. You don't have to be there until like almost eight. Yeah. He's got to go milk. He's got to get that bull milk to put on the cereal.
Speaker: did you see this kid on on **** TikTok the other day? He's I drink I drink bull milk. I wanted to stitch a gun. I hate to be the bearer of bad news but uh um who's going to tell him? He's confused because Tony D's uh New York or take it on. Tony D Bulls don't get
Speaker: 715, yeah, I'm still in bed. So it's established, I actually go to work the latest, but I work 12 hours a day. I work. You work like five, calm down. Cause you take a nap at work. So don't give me. Okay, first and foremost, I might work 25 minutes. Okay. Let's be honest, Jeff.
Speaker: Yeah, let's say on a good day, you put it out. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Before you shit on me, and before you give me hell, I'm not saying that you do the mental thing. Tony D, I'm assuming you do a physical angle. Well, Tony's got to have a mix of both because you got to have a little bit of knowledge too. Yeah, I'm assuming that nobody really knows what Tony does. Yeah, we've never really established what Tony does.
Speaker: I'm an aircraft mechanic. Yeah, but we never listened to you. You didn't milk this chicken at 6 .15 golf, huh? So you never listened. Let me tell you something. You can't milk Nicky at 6 .15. You see those right here? You see those right there? That big one is what I work on. That big one is what I work on, OK? I heard that, Chris. Nice. What did he say?
Speaker: He said he's going to milk Nick at 6 .15. I said golf can milk me at 6 .15, but he can't milk Nick at 6 .15. I love my birthday, just so you guys know. And in all honesty,
Speaker: That's my poster. That's 100%. You know, and I can get away with being an absolute asshole. And if I cross the line, he'll, he'll message me. He'll tell me, he'll tell you like that. I'll be like, all right, I'm sorry. My bad. Yeah, but it was funny. I'll be like, I'm sorry, but it was funny.
Speaker: So Tony, you work on aircraft. So when it comes to Tony's job, you do have to have a lot of knowledge for what Tony does. And of course, the physical. Why is Tony? Because he's shocked at what you just said. Dad files federal lawsuit after Wisconsin police officer filmed kneeling on 12 -year -old's neck. That cop wouldn't be living. He what?
Speaker: Oh, kneeling on a 12 -year -old's neck. Yeah, that cop wouldn't have made it. Two seconds. But Joe... Biden... Joe Biden put a... Oh, so we got kids acting a fool. Doing dumb shit. I'm gonna run. Hell no.
Speaker: No, the fuck you ain't. Set your ass down. That's fucked up. I don't see what's going on. Oh, back there in the back. The cops sold the kid down in the gray sweater. Can we start that video again so I know what's going on? Yeah, let's replay that.
Speaker: Off -duty kneel, off -duty cop kneels on Wisconsin student. No, I was watching what was going on in the front. I was too. I was too. So I'm assuming the cop is the one that... Oh, okay. Okay. Um... I mean, I get it. The kid's 12, but the kid started swinging.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, it's not cool. It's not cool. It's not cut and dry. OK, so here we go. It's not cool. But this is the problem with this generation. They don't have an understanding of consequences. Because first and foremost, if I'm that kind, you push me and swing on me, I'm not kneeling on your neck. I'm going to rock your fucking jaw.
Speaker: I'm going to lose your job. I don't care. That's why I'm not a cop. And I've said this. But at the end of the day, that kid swung on him. I see where the cops, I see where the kids swung. These are kids. You swung on me. And you swung on me. I'm rocking your jaw. Which is what he was doing. He was restraining the child.
Speaker: But in light of everything that's going on there, I know that Joe, there's a unicorn in the sky and there are stars and the clouds are nice. Put in an executive order that for all federal officers and police officers and stuff like that, the choke holds and stuff like that is not allowed anymore.
Speaker: But okay, so you're gonna take me subduing a suspect, whatever. I'm not saying. Regardless of age, sex. Age, race, everything like that. You are 12 years old. You are 12 years old.
Speaker: and whatever happened in that lunch room, I'm trying to break it up and get it under control. You push me, you swing on me, I'm rocking your shit. I can't choke you out, I can't pin you down to the ground, I'm rocking your shit.
Speaker: because at the end of the day, we can't see that video that kid had something to say. I'm gonna tell you this as a civilian. I don't care how old you are. You push me and you swing on me.
Speaker: I'm breaking your jaw. The push, the push, the push could be forgiven. We'll say. Push and swing. I'm breaking your jaw. But you swing? Who? Oh, no. I'm breaking your jaw, Tony D. I'm sorry. That is assault. That's um, assault against an officer. You can't do that. Right. Yeah. But I don't care. The problem with this generation. Keep pushing and swinging on me. I'm breaking your jaw. Don't know the, don't know the consequences of fuck around and find out.
Speaker: Didn't worry about it until that. No, because kids these days, and Tony and I have talked about this. Tony, you and I have had a lot of conversations about this. Jeff, not so much you. Kids these days, they don't fear consequences. And that's why I said, I don't care. If you're a 12 -year -old kid and you push off, because have you seen the size of some of these 12 -year -old kids? That was a big 12 -year -old, because he was as tall as him. Yeah, that's what I was talking about. I'm just saying. I know me when I was 12 years old. I was as big as I am right now.
Speaker: Yeah, I was as big as I am right now at 12. When I was 12 years old, I literally threw a chair across one of the chair desks. I threw it across the room with the teacher because he pissed me off. Yeah. I was 6 foot 2 and over 200 pounds. I wasn't 280 or 90 pounds when I was 12. But I was over 200 pounds at 12 years old. Well, what's that one kid? He's like, what, 13, 14 years old? He's 6 '5 and 350? Yeah.
Speaker: That's like a 13 year old kid. He swings on me, I'm going down. Yeah, I can't say nothing about that. But I'm gonna come back and rock his shit. So I'm not saying what the cop did was right by putting his knee on him, but he was defusing the situation.
Speaker: Let's be clear. They said that's not a part of police training. That just shows that it understood. They just showed it. Well, I I I would. Before we say that same state. Same state. Yeah, I don't know. No, no, no. Before we say that and then yeah, same state, I would really like to get some police officers on here.
Speaker: Of course. Before we, because I never went through police training. Before we put our full two cents in. Jeff never went through police training. Tony, did you do military training? I would do some, not full. I would do some, yes. Yeah, but I would like to give - Yeah, but the difference is basically everybody Tony would deal with as an MP, they had training to kill him.
Speaker: We didn't have, this is what I did. And this is what we trained. We were trained pretty much detained, de -escalated. I mean de -escalated, detained if had to be. Right, that's your ass. If you're not compliant, the game changes.
Speaker: The minute you are not in compliance, the game changes. And everybody's understanding because when cops come in, people want to get all aggressive. Y 'all got to chill. They got to train cops against you being aggressive. So if the cops come and you didn't do shit, don't do shit. Exactly.
Speaker: And if you have a problem with the way the cop is acting, if you have a cop, a problem with the way the cop is acting, there is a time and place to deal with that cop's actions. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. People getting arrested for shit they didn't do based on how cops come through. That's why you film everything. I understand the cops come in and go, but we got to be clear about something. And I'm going to go ahead and knock it out. This motherfucker put his knee on a neck of a child.
Speaker: Right. I don't necessarily agree. It's a situation due to an incident. That's a part of training. That's my concern right now. Now you can put a child down and hold them down without putting your knee in the neck. This we do to be true. And that's where I'm at. Wait. Let me play down a second. Let's say I'm trying to restrain you. What are you trying to do while I'm trying to restrain you? Break away and stop you.
Speaker: So who's to say I didn't put my knee on, let's say your chest and because you're struggling, my knee slid. I got that now. Here's the kicker. When you take them down, they can be laying down face down. You got a child face down. You got anybody face down. If you get them to the ground, what you kind of do is get over them. What I would do, get over them and kind of keep their hands behind their back. They can't maneuver.
Speaker: that doesn't require you putting your knee in it. I may be wrong. I'll face all of that. I may be wrong, and I've been out the game for a minute. But when you put your knee on somebody's neck and they wiggling and struggling, you know what you're about to do? Paralyze their ass. But you're about to paralyze their ass. It's also like that. He did the moment kind of thing, too. It wasn't in that moment that he didn't try to break up a fight. I got all of it. That's why I was sitting there watching that fight. As Jeff said,
Speaker: Devil's Advocate. Good. Based on that angle, based on the camera. That kid wasn't necessarily willing to be taken down. No, no, no, no, not even that, not even that. And I'm just, I'm not saying that this is how I feel. You're playing Devil's Advocate. I'm playing Devil's Advocate. Based off the camera, based off the view, based off what we've seen,
Speaker: does that police officer, and judging by that video, it looks like that police officer was female, does she or he, we're just gonna say she or he, actually have their knee on the back of their neck, or is the knee on the back of the shoulder
Speaker: shoulder and they get moving and it looks like it's on their neck there's another but everybody wants to jump to conclusion everybody wants to jump to conclusion was there shin on their neck and in their knee in front of them we didn't have a clue but yeah i can't agree with that that's okay it's like you have to look at it at every angle
Speaker: You can't you can't literally jump to conclusions and I'll admit that was his or her intention to what the hell you meant. That's the last thing, child versus adult. If you're 12 years old and you push on me and you throw on me, I'll be rocking your jaw. I don't want to get down and see child versus adult. That's the millionth talk about children. Now, we got to admit, even for those of us who are from the 80s in public school, we were resisting.
Speaker: Oh, I can't say anything about it, teacher. We're not going to see it act like we're these innocent spoiled children that don't do any type of fighting whatsoever. What that cop did, I understand taking the child down. Get the fuck out of here. We can all understand a cop trying to take somebody down, somebody trying to be resistant. But we've got to look at how cops can take people down without injuring. And for us, how we can resist without being a threat.
Speaker: It's a mindset over to resist. To resist is almost, it's almost impossible to resist and not be a threat. No, it's not almost impossible. It's not 100 % impossible, but the way that kid was acting, that kid literally swung on cop. Yeah, you saw that. I know. That's why we gotta, we just gotta watch this a little bit. And if that's the best angle they got,
Speaker: It probably is. It's the only angle they have. Well, well, no, not necessarily. It's a fucking high school with kids with cell phones. There's got to be another fucking angle. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, shit, you can't take a piss without somebody filming it nowadays. This is true. So there's got to be another angle. And of course, you can't rely on the kid or the cop to tell the truth. Yes, you can. No, you can't.
Speaker: You could rely on it to tell the truth, but then it has to be proven. It has to be proven. That's going to be the problem. Right. And that's what I said. I mean, that video footage that they showed. And it's just me playing the devil as advocate. And like I said, me being a civilian, me not even getting into the cop mindset, just me being a civilian. If you're 12 years old,
Speaker: And you're that big. I mean, that wasn't a small kid. And you push me. And then you swing on me. Oh, I'm going to fuck you up. I'm defending myself at that moment in time. And I'm going to rock your fucking jaw. That's self -defense at that point. That kid swung on that comp like ready to take their head off.
Speaker: I will fucking rock your jaw because that is the world that we live in. It is 2023. And I don't give a damn if you're 12 or if you're 45, you swing on me. I'm swinging back. I'm swinging back. And I'll go ahead and say this too, male and or female.
Speaker: I was about to say the same thing. It's 2023. If you want to swing on me as a female and you make contact, I'm swinging back. Because at that moment, I identify as women. You really have to make contact. You really have to make contact. It's 2023. I'm growing up right now. I'm fighting women. I do my best not to fight them. But some of you. No, I 100 % agree. I've never thought of one in my life. I've grabbed a hold. As any sort of bouncer, and Tony, you may have been in this situation.
Speaker: with your military career. As a bouncer, when I bounce, I ain't never fought a woman. I ain't never. Oh, shake a bitch. Tony, why'd you say I'm not allowed here? What's going on? I have yo double woman. I have snatched up a woman in the bar. I have, shit, I'll say it, I snatched a bitch by the back of her hair. And I've had women playing on you.
Speaker: I'm actually well, I didn't hit shit out of one one time. I've had women swing on me. I wouldn't hit back. No, I'm sorry. At the end of the day, you wanted quality. I'm sorry. At the end of the day, you wanted quality. I don't care who you are. You swing on me. I'm swinging back. Yeah. Again, this is where I've said multiple times on this. I'm a feminist. If you swing on me, I'm swinging back. And it benefits you.
Speaker: The moment it benefits you, you don't want equality. And that goes for everybody. Man, woman, black, white, Mexican, purple, green, polka dotted. You only want equality when it benefits you, but the moment it doesn't benefit you, then you don't want that equality. I agree. What up, Cam?
Speaker: Um, in this hotel, lonely board. Um, no, I don't have, um, the hotel I'm staying at, it's got an Applebee's connected to it. So I just walked over there and drink some beers and watch basketball and figure I'd hop on with y 'all. If y 'all weren't, you know, basketball and nervous tree steak.
Speaker: I did. I got it. The sizzling plate. Oh my god. I don't like Apple Beach. Apple Beach. I might come back tomorrow night because my company's paying for it. It's all expense. So, I just ate for free.
Speaker: The past 20 minutes are actually my fault because that's why I saw a story that shot the hell out
Speaker: No, you're fine. You missed me. Absolutely. Just roast the fuck out of my bro. I heard it. I heard it. I was listening whenever you're like, I'll be more of a man you'll ever be. I just turned it on to that and I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, you put a comment in the chat. Just turn it on like 10 seconds before it happened. Oh, no. It started before that. It started before that. It's been gone. It started before that and then it kept going. I even got to dig in before you left.
Speaker: I do have a question before y 'all are done though. I don't know who's all solid, but how many of y 'all have seen about the Tyler Doyle case? I have not. What do you think? Yeah, it's in Myrtle Beach. He's from Myrtle Beach. Okay, okay, wait, wait. Before we get Chris, explain the case to Tony and I, because we don't know. If you hear it, stop popping before the
Speaker: of the
Speaker: remember some of it, but not all of it. And like they wrecked on the jetties right next to the water and they think he was wearing a life jacket, but they're not sure. And they found the boat, but they don't know where he went. And then now all of a sudden they're saying that he's wanted on trial for two attempted murders. And his trial was on February 20th. What's his name? I thought you were talking about, I thought you were talking about an old boy down there. I think what Nashville or Memphis or something like that. That's his name. What's his name again? Tyler Doyle.
Speaker: that got beaten to death by those. Yeah, that was sad. I've watched that, but no, this is. It's a pretty big thing going around here at least. It's got a big following, but look into it. I'm so glad this is the end of the show. Why? No, not you Cam.
Speaker: the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the
Speaker: He was in rough waters. Yeah, he was in rough waters. OK, that's not good. Well, but how did his friend get away? And the jetties were like, right. What he says is his friend was standing on a jetty and Tyler was in the boat. But he figures in rough water in South Carolina? Well, so they say. He's an avid duck hunter and race car. He's getting our car from the fucking coastline. You know how the beach works. No, they're not. It's all right there. He had a life jacket on.
Speaker: Well, supposedly, but they couldn't find a life jacket, but they said that he was known to wear one. He got on it all the time. I don't know the story, but the new Brian Shafer. The Coast Guard gave up on him. Yeah. Brian Shafer was the
Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, the Ohio State University medical student that went missing back in 2006. This motherfucker like legit just disappeared. Well, he knows what happened. Tell me this, and then I'm done, but I gotta find it real quick. I do have an update on a case that we talked about a long time ago.
Speaker: Uh, look this up and then tell me, just read that and it's exact same case, same scenario, same circumstances. It's creepy. Cam has become the new Tony D. I want to talk about something, but go ahead and look up the murder of Mike Williams.
Speaker: You don't want to give us any information or anything like that. Yeah, I know right. OK, so the murder of Mike William Mike Michael Mike Williams. Was an American murder victim. Left his own tenant, Tallahassee, Florida Tallahassee to go duck hunting. Had some coastal investigations. He was presumed to have drowned. On a lake. Yeah, it's very similar.
Speaker: Okay, so the investigators say that they were suspected that the victim, he was a victim of foul play, possibly at another location. His body was found October 17th near Tallahassee, and the Florida Department of Law Enforcement confirmed he was a victim of a homicide. Anyway, people are saying it's very similar, but look into the Doyle case, because there's a Facebook page called
Speaker: help find Tyler and oil and they had people that were basically it says it says that William's boat was found abandoned on Lake. The initial theories were they had fallen out and after a collision. So that's very similar to the other one was found six months later. But the Tyler Doyle case is weird because they had people offered to fly planes over and they said no, they had people to offer to come out and like
Speaker: trackwood bloodhounds they said they didn't want that and they're trying to drag the river and all that stuff yep but then it i don't know it makes no sense of why they're they're doing all these manual hunts like all these people are looking for them but they don't want news involved they don't want people involved like people like you know that are trained oh they just they're just relying on their own sources
Speaker: Okay, so they found his body. He was the victim of a homicide. Michael Mike William, his body was found. Yeah, but what I'm saying is that Tyler Doyle is very similar. Right, as in they both cases, they were supposed to going duck hunting and were presumed to fall out of a boat after a collision in rough waters.
Speaker: Just keep an eye on it. I wish Jeff would fall out of the room. Yeah, yeah. I'm just kidding, Jeff. I don't leave my house, so it's hard. If we were on a boat together, Jeff, that'd have been to save you. You know I would. That's why I'm going to the woods with you, motherfuckers. You're going to the woods.
Speaker: Oh, you're on it, though, it was. We're taking you in the woods. We are big. You know, honestly, you wouldn't want to go into the woods. I mean, both you and I are some big sons of bitches. The two of us would go out in the woods, and only you came back, you're going to jail. And they're going to call me stupid for going to the first place. Well, hey, you think I'm going to let anything? Oh, 100%. I mean, do you really think we'd let something happen to you, Tony? If I'm going to the woods with the two of you, and I didn't come back,
Speaker: I'm going to lose stupid. And only one of y 'all is going to lose. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We're saying the three of us are going to go camping. We're going to go to a remote spot in the woods. Are you going or not? No. Tundi, I got to ask you a serious question. If me, you, and Nikki, and I don't know, a group of random friends went into the woods together to go camping,
Speaker: If you agree, do you honestly, like, just gonna hurt my feelings, actually, do you really think that I would let anything happen to you? If only three of us came out of the woods, maybe one of the three, who do you think the other two that would come out of the woods with me would be? I don't know, but here's the thing, there's something like a fucking idiot in the first place.
Speaker: This motherfucker. He didn't even say Nicky. I said me and Nicky and a bunch of random going to the woods together and something happened. I'm going to give Chris props. It's very rare. I'm going to give Chris props. You don't think he would burp Ronald somebody for you? I got three words for you. Not today's thing.
Speaker: I'll be fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger in the first Predator movie.
Speaker: When the bear comes, we're all fucked. I'm right here. I'm telling you, I'm right here. Leo, Leo, by the bear. Tony's getting raped by the bear. Nicki got it out. This motherfucker left me hanging. Not only with him, didn't make me look bad with my girlfriend. I was in high school. Listen, in high school, I was the slowest person on the track team. When we was in the street and the cops came, I left everybody.
Speaker: Yeah. You sold me out saying if a bear comes all I got to do is outrun you. I saw about three nights ago I was watching that new version of wrong turn the 2021 version. I'm not going to.
Speaker: Chris is telling the scenario, you, me and Nicky and a bunch of people going to woods. Wait a minute. I've seen this movie. Tony's going to die. That's what I'm saying. Like I was asking Tony's honest opinion. Like, like, no, Tony's dead. Tony's not. No, I said, that's what I said. I said it. Me, you, Tony and Nicky when we went out of the camping excursion with
Speaker: some other people and and and and all hell broke loose. I said, who's coming out of the woods? And Tony said, you. Hey, yeah, because you're you're **** Jason in the movie. I got a movie. Tony and Jason are Tony and Jason.
Speaker: I'm not selling Tony and Nikki out. I'm going to put, I'm going to put myself in the line of fire for both of them. And like, I feel like at that point, at that point you're dead. Nobody's walking out of the fucking place. I'm not going to die. Let's put you in a situation where you got to be sacrificed to prove a motherfucking piece. Tony's not making it out of the woods.
Speaker: We're going to be, we're going to be in this situation. Tony's going to be Tony. He's going to be like, see, this is what I should have kept my ass at home. And I'm going to go to Tony D. Somebody shows one little Russell of the leaves. I'm like, I knew it. I should have kept my ass at home.
Speaker: fuck no Tony's gonna Tony's gonna be like Tony's a bunny rabbit calm down yeah I saw him he's just like me and I told you and I'll be like I don't know like Tony get behind me because y 'all didn't know that your boy came with 12 gays sticking out of another bulldog yeah we gonna get out of this one year
Speaker: fucking inbred in West Virginia in the mountains. If we're all out in the woods and we see somebody come out of the woods with a machete and Chris is going, everybody get behind me. He won't even get to everybody and I'll be out the fucking woods. Oh, first and foremost, Jeff, if I'm in the woods with you and some inbred redneck comes at us, you're sacrificial lamb. Thanks. I love you. I love you, Jeff. But take the little guy first.
Speaker: It's gonna be you. After I throw you, I'm throwing Cam. Damn, why am I in this? Me and Tony and Nicky are gonna be fine because I'm gonna pull out my 12 -gauge semi -automatic bulldog. I'm gonna throw Cam into the skin. I thought I'd be the one that you would defend.
Speaker: I will shoot both of you in the line.
Speaker: Damn, shoot me in the ankles. Why don't you shoot the guy with the machete? You're going to shoot us instead of the guy with the machete. No, I'm going to shoot the guy with the machete, but I'm also going to shoot you. I blame you for Kam and I's death. I blame you for Kam and I's death. I'm going to shoot the guy with the machete. You are here first, folks. If we all go camping and Kam and I die, we blame Blick. Blame me, because I'm going to shoot the guy with the machete. But you know the guy with the machete has four inbred brothers.
Speaker: So I, you know, I mean... By the time you shoot dude, I'm already in the truck and gone.
Speaker: No, I'm going to shoot you in the leg first. I'm leaving you. I'm going to shoot you in the leg first. Tony's in the bed of the truck. I'm driving. Tony has never left the truck. Tony has never left the truck. Tony's sitting in the truck with it running, going, get in, buggers, get in. That's why I'm going to shoot you in your leg. I'll shoot you and Cam in the leg, and then I'll shoot the guy with the machete. Nicky and I will run to the truck. Tony's got it running. And then Deuce is, we out. Peace out, eight sound down.
Speaker: As you say to the guy with the machete, pizza. I love you, Cam. And I love you, Jeff. But sometimes sacrifices have to be made. Sorry, Cam. I'm tripping you in front of me so you get shot first. So I have a chance to get away. Cam, for the first time in your life, you're bigger than somebody. You're bigger than Jeff. Actually, what I'll do is be like, I'll be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, guy with the machete.
Speaker: Check this out. Play the scenario. Listen to what I gotta say, all right? Jeff versus Sam. By the time you get done with that, he's already cut your head off. Jeff versus Sam. I've seen this movie. I know I've seen this movie. We're all fucking dead and Tony dies first. I can't just say it. I stopped all the way. I'm like, whoa, whoa, bro. Fight club style. Jeff versus Tony.
Speaker: Wizard of Oz vs. Unbelievable. Oh, he's going to die bringing his shit into Kevin. Why is he Wizard of Oz? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Why Wizard of Oz?
Speaker: I mean, it's the only two movies they can get. The original G. Wilder, Bully Walcott, and Wizard of Oz. Guy with Machete, who's three times inbred, he's like, I would like to see how this plays out. You and Cam fight it out. Guy with Machete's distracted. Me, Tony, and Nicky escape. So they're apparently a flying monkey.
Speaker: Well, I mean, if I could throw them. You know what, you know what, Cam and I do at that point? Because of two musicals, Cam and I just start singing. And all the guys do in a relaxing state. There you go. And then where's the truck? It's running. You guys run back to the truck. And we all survive.
Speaker: So we have a plan, Tony, let's go. But if you think I'm on your truck and I'm like, I've got this bulldog semi -automatic 12 gauge shotgun with a round barrel clip on it, and I feel wasted. Hey, let's face it though. If somebody breaks into our fucking place, we're all, I mean, they're done because we're all going to have guns. Well, Tony will have a gun because he's anti -gun. Tony will. I am not anti -gun. But Tony would also die first.
Speaker: Tony said white people with guns shoot people. Hey, I might go cheddar Bob, you know, but. Oh, you're definitely on cheddar Bob. There's. I know. Let's be honest. If we're in a gunfight, if we're in a gunfight, I think Cam's cheddar bobbing it. I'm just saying, I'm calling it now. We've made fun of Cam for years. Cam is 100 % cheddar Bob. Cam's gonna be like, I got my glock. Oh, God, there's so much on the house. Son of a bitch.
Speaker: Hey, at least I have a chance. I don't go anywhere alone. I'm sorry. I have to. I have to pull. I'm going to be the guy from Don't Be a Menace in South Central. Do we have a problem? And Machete dude is going to kind of change his mind. I'm just saying.
Speaker: Yeah, I feel like you're... Jeff, I'm sorry, I love you to death, but I feel like you're the first to go in any scenario. Zombie apocalypse. I hate to disagree with you, but Tony's... I can agree with you, but we'd both be wrong. Tony's black guy, he's got to go first. No, I got Tony's back.
Speaker: Although the black guy did last season. So Tony Tony D is is Busta Rhymes and the Halloween. You got to watch that with my dude back. You know Busta Rhymes beat myself up Mike Myers before he died. Do he beat that?
Speaker: He's going to die. I'm just saying. He went down swinging. I got to get in that. But hey, Bill Grimes is in a Halloween movie. Halloween resurrection. He beat that hell out of Mike Myers. I can imagine us all in a cabin. Somebody breaks in. They don't make it three steps because we all unload 14 clips. Actually, let's be honest. If we're out in the middle of nowhere,
Speaker: in a wrong turn scenario. We talk all this bullshit. We talk all this bullshit, but at the end of the day, we all scream like little girl. Just run the truck behind Tony, pushing each other to see who gets to drive.
Speaker: We have all these guns in the house, but we've seen the thing because we're just scared. We have guns, what are we doing? After we're 12 miles from the cabin. Turned these to the back, drinking some Southern, or whatever the fuck, Crown Peach. She's like, I told y 'all to black this bullshit. I will say that. Funky ass motherfucker. We know who's driving the truck, because Tony never left the truck.
Speaker: Yeah, we wouldn't even have a chance to get in the truck because Tony's just like, scare him. We see tail lights. We just see tail lights. Tony is down with his truck. Tony, you're the worst redneck ever. You left us. Cash, cash. So we're just dipping on all of us.
Speaker: I'll just sit there screaming like Jonah. Wow. I can't. I can't. You gotta go. Yeah. You know what? I don't give a damn. I don't care how many scary movies I've seen. I don't care about anything. I'll go camping in the woods. Because I know that I don't know.
Speaker: Thanks, Bob. I don't like, you know, like I don't ever go anywhere without my gun. Right. And if I'm on camp and I take a machete, not for protection. But to actually do machete stuff? Yeah, machete stuff. I at least have it moist, I hatch it and I hatch it all.
Speaker: For those of you who are actually in the military, you know a little something about this guy right here. Oh, yes. Gay bar. Yeah. Okay.
Speaker: What's the time here? It's Chris, it's a flask. Let's be honest. It's Chris's, it's been turned into a flask. It's made a spade. It's a flask at this point. Who wants a shot? Chris, fucking stab the guy. Fuck you, I'm having a drink. I'm having a shot. We're all going to die because you need to put survival water in there, not liquor.
Speaker: No, no, no, you got, you have to have, you have to have survival water. Uh, you mean the whiskey? You have to have survival Jack Daniels. Oh Lord of mercy. You know, like, you know, I'm from Louisville. I'm rural.
Speaker: You know, I got, I got weapons. You know what I mean? I'm just saying, I'm just saying three is a, three of us have had survival training. I'm just saying, I see three of us coming out of the woods. If we're ever stranded in the woods, who hasn't had survival straining training? I didn't worry about it. I haven't had it. I didn't have to. Who else?
Speaker: I grew up in the woods. I ain't had survival training. Oh, I have. Well, I grew up in the woods, but I also had survival training. I never had survival training. I just grew up in the woods. Yeah. And I feel like the three of us who didn't have survival training have a better chance than you, Jeff.
Speaker: because you're going to go, Oh, what should I do right now? This is a scenario. Like analyze them shit. And next thing you know, where are y 'all at? Got a fucking machete in the side of his head. I'm just saying, Jeff, I think you give yourself way too much credit.
Speaker: Understood. I couldn't see how you could say that. I feel like if the four of us went out and we were in that scenario, if you're a pompous prick and you say scenario, I would do, I feel like I'm the only one that's going to come out alive. I'm going to do my damnness, you know, I'm going to try, but... My beard will protect me. Well, can't say I won't. The only reason you were the one that survived is because you would eat the other three of us. Right.
Speaker: I mean, let's be honest, you're going to, you're going to be the asshole that comes up behind his stabs in the back. He's like, boys, I made dinner. Well, I mean, if we were stranded on an island and we had no food or anything like that, I'd be like Tony. I would look at Tony and I would be like, Tony, I know you're not going to like this, but would you rather die or survive?
Speaker: Yeah, I mean. It's a party now. I would tell Tony, I would pull the old spice. We got jam on the spit. We're ready to eat, boys. Yeah, I was looking at Tony and I would pull the old spice.
Speaker: I don't worry about y 'all killing me because it ain't going to last you. I'd be like, we could survive. You know, I mean, it's Darwinism, it's survival of the fittest. Tony and I are clearly the biggest. So if we're on an island, you know, when I see, I see Kam and I being the smarter to survivalist where we're like, okay, these two fuckers are going to try to kill us. Let's kill them. Well, that's where you fucked up by saying that you're smarter.
Speaker: Jeff, I've known you for 25 years. Am I wrong? Am I wrong, Cam? Are we not? Chris is the fattest. Chris is the fattest. I've known you for 25 years. I'm thinking that.
Speaker: Yeah, you're not wrong in thinking that my big ass would be, you know, juicy and delicious and it would sustain you for a good minute and everything like that. But also the fact that I've known you for 25 years.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm juicy and tasty. Tony just looks at you and went, did you just say juicy? This is how I convinced Tony D to kill you two for me because I look at him, deep in his eyes.
Speaker: And I get all sensual and I'm like, Tony D, you know, I'm juicy and I'm tasty. I'm just saying, if we're going to play Crash in the Andes mountains, I'm making camp on the other side of the fucking mountain. I'm like, Tony D, you know you want me in your mouth. And he's like, we got to kill Jeff in camp right now.
Speaker: He's so damn juicy. You gonna keep the fire going with your flammable ass. I mean, if you ain't got a lady, you got a lady. We're gonna keep the fire going. Fuck it. We can make a candle out of the fat like they do blubber. I tell these dudes, like, if I keep your juicy, tasty ass out of my mouth, I'll do whatever I have to do, right? This time, it's too much. Yeah, it's late.
Speaker: Tony's like, I ain't gay. I don't want your juicy, tasty ass in my mouth. Man, that shit. I'm like, I don't know if that has to do with anything. We're just trying to survive, bro. We're clearly the bigger, we're the bigger species. We're stronger. It's evolution. It's Darwinism. I'm trying to speak scientifically to Tony and Tony's like, I ain't gay. I don't know what happened to those of you guys.
Speaker: We died debating, Tony, not being good. That's what happened. Nobody killed anyone. We just died of debate.
Speaker: He's not gay, bro. Tony's like, ah, I mean, he kind of seems to look like Tony. I mean, Tony, it's funny. No, but it's still a dude. If it was a woman, maybe. I could eat a woman and then live my life saying I ate a woman. But I can't say I ate a dude.
Speaker: And knowing Jeff for as long as I've known Jeff, I know Jeff would be like, oh, hold on, hold on a second, Cam. We can't kill him. Watch this. Watch these two. Just go on. Cam and I are going to sit there, stealing Chris's Jack, and he's going, you want to sit with us? This is getting good. These guys are going to argue for like three days. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Look into it. It's gay or not. Eat us.
Speaker: You guys died, sitting on the rocks, chilling. You guys are bored of waiting for us, you to kill us. You and Cameron are dead, chilling on a rock. Tony and I are dead. And I'm dead, Gordon. Tony's like this, dead.
Speaker: I don't know. They were arguing. It looks like. Wait, whatever. They recorded the whole ordeal.
Speaker: Let's watch this. They're like, we need to put this on their podcast right away. The final podcast was them arguing if it's gay or not to eat the other two little guys. Chris's dying words is, it's just like a mochi tea. I'm hungry, Tony.
Speaker: We're out of beer. I'm hungry. We're out of beer. We could totally overpower them, Tony. He's like, I'm not gay. No, here's the thing, though. Here's the thing. If we were stranded on a deserted island and no food, just water, I'm calling it out. Chris, you're going to die first. I'm going to tell you why, because you're going to go to DTs.
Speaker: I'm going to go into what DTs. You're not going to have alcohol. You won't be able to function. First and foremost. I mean, you might last a day or two.
Speaker: But we've run out of alcohol at this point. Yeah, we've run out of alcohol. I mean, I am kind of an alcoholic. Oh, that's debater. But I can survive with alcohol. You know what? I'm actually going to give. So this is a, we've left the horror movie scenario. Yes, it's just, it's lost. It's lost. One question. All the survivors were on a deserted island.
Speaker: Like Kane Brown whenever he got lost in the middle of his own property. Fucking Kane Brown. How do you get lost in your own property? So we've left the horror movie scenario where I have stated and nobody, even Tony. We're killing and silent at this point. I'm going to make sure that me, Tony and Nikki
Speaker: get out of the horror movie scenario, scenario, and now we're on a deserted island, the four of us on a deserted island. I'm gonna go ahead and be 100 % honest, and I'm gonna give everybody credit, which many of you assholes will do. I'm gonna go ahead and give everybody credit that the four of us on a deserted island, we don't wanna be rescued.
Speaker: Oh no. We just want, we just want like internet connection. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. The podcast. We just want our women to show up on a boat and we're good. Like, like, we're not going to die. We're not going to starve to death. I mean, no, let's say, let's say they're animals. Yeah. I know how to hunt and Jeff is out of hunt cam.
Speaker: I don't want to vouch for you. I'm Tony D. I'm more of a fisherman. But we found out tonight that he's not a New Yorker. He's a southerner. So he knows how to. So he knows how to. Yeah. You know, like I think, I think the four of us on a, on a deserted island, all we're going to want is our women, our significant others with us. And outside of that, we're going to be fine.
Speaker: We'll live there happy. We'll live there happy. Between you and I's construction background, we're going to have the nicest house. Not only that, but Tony's got a more of an analytical, mechanical background. Mine, right? Yeah, right there.
Speaker: So we can... And Cam's the youngest cat in the group, but he's willing to learn. So he doesn't have a whole lot of knowledge about anything. Cam, am I wrong? Cam, but he's willing to learn. So I think the four of us, as long as we had our women with us, our significant others, as long as you... Well, I mean, I don't know how you would finance
Speaker: European trips for your wife to go see her boyfriend in France and her other home. Or. If there was one. Her house in Prague. No, I'm just kidding. Or anything like that. But if we had our significant others. What can I say? If we were on an island. I think the four of us, the eight of us, we'll just say the eight of us, would be pretty well.
Speaker: You're like this Swiss family of rabbits. Yeah, if nonsensical nonsense one goes down on a deserted island. You know what? There will be one casualty if nonsensical nonsense one goes down. Bob. It's going to be me killing Bob. What's that? Because Bob's a fucking idiot. Oh, 100%. We're going to eat Bob. That's easy. Yeah, that's a trash fucking place. I'm going to kill Bob.
Speaker: Slowly and painfully. Over like 43. In the show, like. Over like 43. In the show, we're talking about killing Bob on an nonsensical one. Just kill us. Shut up, Cameron. I hate to be the bearer of bad news with Bob. Bob is a not a real person. Bob is a pivotal member of not sensible nonsense. And the fact that I'm going to kill him says a lot. He is. He's been wild.
Speaker: I agree. Bob's been with us since, like, what, day? Episode five? Four? Yeah, something like that. Bob's been here since before you, before - It was funny when you said one casualty, I already knew we were killing Bob. Yeah, well, Bob's a asshole. Because Bob flies our plane, and if he crashes a fucking plane, that's an expensive plane. Well, I'll tell you your kids, nobody can bring their kids. Oh, yeah. Who knows where it came up?
Speaker: Who came up with Bob? It was kind of a cooperation. Every time I have a scenario where there's a third person that we don't have a name for, I always say Bob. So like if I say, you know, Bob works 12 hours a day, you know. Yeah, like I said, it was kind of a cooperation. And then Chris is like, well, Bob can fly our plane. I was like, perfect.
Speaker: Well, no. The Bob scenario, it was a cooperative thing. Jeff always calls. I call. My guy is Frank. Jeff's guy is Bob. But we did a news story about a guy in Germany who broke into a preschool classroom.
Speaker: And he stole macaroni paintings. He stole frozen fish sticks, uncooked macaroni, and some other shit. And the kids' lunch boxes. Yeah, and like kids' lunch boxes. And the name of the guy, because he was a German name, we couldn't pronounce it. So we just called him Bob. Yeah, we just called him Bob. So that's where Bob came from. Bob was our German bandit.
Speaker: our German preschool bandit, and he got work released to... He got his DSL to drive our bus, and he got his pilot's license to fly our plane, and then Jeff unbeknownst to me, he decided to buy a helicopter.
Speaker: is also a space the spaceman too because he can feed flies nonsensical nonsense three yeah our space shuttle that Chris bought without my authorization yeah nonsensical nonsense two is our bus nonsensical nonsense three is our spaceship yeah even the semantics you've had to be there
Speaker: You know, you buy the helicopter, I bought a spaceship. I'm the host of this show. It's my show. I'm just saying, yours cost 10 times. I'm just saying, it's my show. I do what I want.
Speaker: So yes, I feel like if we were ever to go down an island, I would definitely have to kill Bob first. And I would take that up on myself. And I would take that burden and I would wear it as a head of honor because Bob's a fucking idiot. He deserves to die. He just wears Bob, bare water, Bob's skin like a cape. And then streamline the champ for six months. Streamline the champ for six months because you don't have your fucking belt.
Speaker: I'm gonna have my belt, trust me, my belt goes with me all the time. It puts the lotion on his skin or against the hose again. All right, gentlemen, I'm about to go. I'm telling you, I'll be here. That's about that time. Pussy's. But it had a man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -man -to -
Speaker: I was making fun of it. It was like listening to a speech by Joe Biden. Did you listen to the state of the union last night? Biden was like talking about all this total lies. Inflation has went down in six months. Yeah, because it was 9 % now at seven, but it was cool. Anyway, I totally did.
Speaker: Bye Tony. I got a baby drink. Go ahead. Cam cake.
Speaker: I gotta go as well. I've been sitting here for a little throwback to the Call of Duty day. My Call of Duty and his character on Call of Duty was not me. You can't believe it. Y 'all carried his shit home. Mother had your mother made your mother fucker. Did you say I was with the bat? Welcome to my world. I do carry this shit. Oh, he said because you came in late. Who came in late?
Speaker: I'm not mad at you. I'm not. I got these big shoulders, man. I got a you problem, Cam. I'm not a host. I'm not a host. I am the public relations
Speaker: I probably won't be here Saturday if I'm able to. I will never say I'm a host. I'm going to be with the viewers for this look right here. Goddamn, I'm a sexy son bitch. I'm a motherfucking beast. Look at that. You scared Tony. I'm a big stomach. Yeah, go enjoy that eye candy, you dirty horse.
Speaker: Jeff, I'm gonna make love to your wife tomorrow after she gets home from getting banged up by Juan. Go ahead and think about that. Cameron. Speaking of which, I made my appointment so long. Can your boyfriend Sam just been plowing you? Just remember those days in the cage. Thinking of...
Speaker: I made my appointment for March for my new tattoo. Nice. Oh. I got to get back on that. I got to get my forearms done. So guess what? Nikki and I are getting done together. Oh, Jesus. Already? No, we're going to have 20 years.
Speaker: going on thirteen years and my wife still refuses to let me get her name tattooed on me because she thinks it's bad luck
Speaker: We have a couple, we have a couple tattoo ideas. Um, Oh, you don't do a name and you do like similar tattoos. Um, but no, I've always wanted to get my tongue pierced. I've had it done.
Speaker: I've never had my tongue pierced. Nikki used to have her tongue pierced. I think she did it twice. And Sam has it. So we're going to get her tongue pierced. It takes a little bit getting used to. Yeah, yeah, no, no, no. Yeah, no, I know. So no, actually here very soon I got to get with Dustin again. Because I mean,
Speaker: I want to get my chest done. I'm going to get my back done there. But I want my arms done. You know what I mean? I mean, you guys know my tattoos are on my arms, but I want my forearms done. And I want to do, um, I think I said this on here before I said, I didn't want to get the back of my hands done. Like right here. Right. I didn't want tattoos here.
Speaker: But I really do. After I've seen these two, and I talked to Dustin about it, but I want to do a Thor and Loki on my hand, but I don't want to do MCU, Thor and Loki. I want it to, I don't know if I glitched out or fake glitched out.
Speaker: right here. I have a a couple of designs I'm actually putting together to make one tattoo. Yeah. Something similar to that. It's a bear. Hold on. As you know, all my tattoos are tribute tattoos.
Speaker: You're still mad. No, all my tattoos are tribute idea, tributes. My cardinal is for my grandmother, who loved cardinals. This one that I'm gonna get here is gonna be a bear. This one is technically me and my wife, Deadpool and Harley Quinn. I have the Winnie the Pooh that is for my sister, and my Superman was for my other sister.
Speaker: but one of the ones I really, I want to incorporate and I got to find it here and I'll show you what it looks like. It's a, my forearms and I've said around here before, uh, one forearm is going to be a bear, um, coming off of like a rock cliff with some Nordic stuff involved. Um, because.
Speaker: like, I don't know, Norse, Norse mythology, and when the bears are sacred animals, they're a sign of strength, right? And intelligence and stuff like that. And I wanted to incorporate a mole near my mole near which is Thor's hammer. And then on the other, on the other floor, I wanted to do like a wolf coming out of the woods with, with
Speaker: Odin's triple horns. Nice. I want to do this, but instead of a wolf head, I want to do the bear and keep the wolf at the bottom because that's kind of like my thing. I'm really bending it. So I know someone like that one with the diamond, but I also want to incorporate a clock into it.
Speaker: because both my forearm tattoos were going to come down to my wrist. And I was like, man, I really want to incorporate a Thor and Loki. And I was like, I don't want to do my hands. I don't want to do my hands. But if I didn't do like an MCU Thor and Loki, like an actual Nordic. Right. You want to do the original Thor and Loki.
Speaker: Yeah, and I want to put them on my hands. And then, you know, and that's how I got to reach out to Dustin and be like, hey, can we get some schedules so we can rock these forearms out? And my hands will probably be one session. And then we kind of go from there as far as like my chest and my back and legs and everything like that. I kind of do this for my hand.
Speaker: my hand i kind of want to do this i think it looks good as shit i just think that's fucking awesome but my wife doesn't want me to do stuff on my hands but comes down to if it happens it's not my fault i'll show you chris that goes back
Speaker: Well, yeah, I'm basically going to take the diamond one that I have here. I'm going to incorporate instead of the wolf head, it's going to be a bear's head. I have a design that kind of matches this some of a bear's head. And then what the wolf and then I want to add a clock to the bottom of it. And I got a really cool drawing of a clock that's somewhat melting. I don't want to add to it because I have on my cardinal side, I have a compass.
Speaker: So I want to do the clock on the other side. I'm guessing it'll probably take two, three hours. They'll knock it out a single day. Chris, for your wolf, you got to do this. It looks cool. Oh, no, no. My wolf's going to be on my forearm. I know, but how cool is that on the hand? No, that's pretty cool. No, my wolf's going to be on my forearm.
Speaker: When I get bored, I look up tattoo ideas for all the bears. I have like, with the one I'm going to get, like I said, I want to do this diamond and then replace the horse head. I think I've showed you.
Speaker: I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I was just getting ready to ask him about his tattoos because Cameron went with like uh I only have one. Yeah, I know you what you you you you got one but it was like um old school This is traditional Panther. Yeah, like it's
Speaker: Oh, it wouldn't let me take it down. Because I'm actually uploading the other one. I'm going to find it. Well, stop uploading it and stop doing shit when we're writing it. But I do want to get, that's going to be my traditional arm, this arm. Yeah, it's just a Panther. And then I want to build to it, but I want to get the American here.
Speaker: What are you going to get a sweet ass Nickelback tattoo and tribute to your dad? Oh, gosh. Oh, what a man. Hey, I told Wick, what was I going to do with Mace, my lab? I took a shit in his bag and told Cameron it was cookies. I told Wick, um,
Speaker: where was it? I said, I turned on photograph and told Kennedy, which is my middle, my middle daughter. That's grandpa. You have to eventually, you have to eventually correct that because she'll literally grow up thinking that. No, no, because I promise you Cam's dad is like 60 years old.
Speaker: And still dresses like he's an extra from a bodybuilding video. Nice. Yeah. 62, but he dresses like he's like 40. Yeah, like he wears a 40. It's his life. Yeah. It's my life. It's now or never. Cam's dad's like 5 '4", 162 pounds. And he thinks he's like 7 foot tall, 350 pounds. And bulletproof.
Speaker: And yeah, and he wears affliction shirts and he's got a douchey facial hair. I gotta, I gotta say I've never owned an affliction shirt. He doesn't wear affliction, but it's very similar. But at the same time, he's douchey as fuck.
Speaker: And that's why we started calling him nickel there or I can agree, but he's like, he's like a mixture of Scott, staff, Chris, and Brantley Gilbert at the same time. I mean, not so much Brantley Gilbert, but I'm saying he started wearing the jacket set that he wears jacket line that.
Speaker: I don't know. Brantley Gilbert came up with literally, he wears that same jacket. Actually, you know what? He is Brantley Gilbert. He's five foot nothing who thinks he's seven foot tall. I like Gilbert is **** tall. I met him. He's Brantley Gilbert. You
Speaker: But yeah, I think my appointment is... Oh, he's only six foot? I thought he was taller than that. Yeah, he's only... Late March, early April. What? What? Appointment for what? For my tattoo? April or March? That's what... Late March, early April. I'm gonna call Dustin and I bet you I'll be in there within two weeks.
Speaker: Well, unfortunately, my guy is booked until then. My guy's booked, too, but he's awesome. Oh, yeah. Well, that's why my guy's booked, because it's awesome. No, I mean, same guy you went to. But it's also the only time I can actually get off, work, to actually get it done. I wasn't the only time you could get off. I wasn't the only time you could get off for work.
Speaker: I've been at my company for eight months and I have three weeks vacation time. No, I have vacation time. The problem is now that I'm running a team, if I take a day off, my team fucking loses their fucking mind. And then it takes me like a week to fix all the issues. And besides, the less time I take off, the more money you make. This week alone, I made like $4 ,000.
Speaker: My check this week is $4 ,800. So why would I actually take time off? I mean, would you? We could triple that if you and fucking Tony would actually put an effort into this podcast, I'm just saying. I mean, an effort at all. We could absolutely triple that. Well, my wife actually got big news too.
Speaker: I don't care about your wife. You do realize that we, that they're like, like, because you guys will not share this podcast and will not help me promote it in any way, shape or form. We miss that on 10 grand a week. I understand that. How promotions.
Speaker: I'm not sharing it and getting people to listen to the podcast. I do. I have an entire 10 grand a week. 40 grand a month. I get that. One sponsor. Hey, whatever happened to the IRN? I don't know. Like Kevin Holly because Kevin, I don't,
Speaker: because he can't keep himself out of baseball jail. Really? No, we missed out on 10 grand a week. 10 grand a week. Was that a guarantee? $1 ,000 a month. Yeah, it's they pay up front. No, it wasn't pay up front. No, it was news. This was a straight up fucking sponsorship. How big did you have that? Yeah, they spawned.
Speaker: They sponsored us no money up front. Basically, 10 grand for. That's 480. That is hard. I don't know. We've been selling. We've missed out on on on two big sponsorships.
Speaker: because I can't get my co -host. I can't get my co -host to share the show. I do share the show. I literally have an entire factory that listen to us every day. Yeah, I know you don't. Actually, I do. Trust me, you don't. That reminds me. What do you guys know about golf? Oh, golf? One of a damn thing. I literally have to have an appointment in three weeks to go play golf with a client.
Speaker: I don't know. Unless you count the driving range. Get drunk. That was my thought. That was my thought. Get drunk. I mean, we're running on the golf course. There's going to be beer there. I might as well just get fucking hammered. Be like, oh, I'm sucking because I'm drinking. Right. But I figure I will let the guy win because I'm pretty sure I suck at golf. Right. I'll let you win. Maybe next time I'll get you. Yeah, exactly. That's my point.
Speaker: When I'm not drinking, only $7 million deal. No big deal. Are y 'all I'm out? I gotta be up there early in the morning. So do I. What time do you got to be up? Oh shit. What time do you got to be up, Cameron? Oh, stick 37 -ish, but I got to fight Charlotte traffic. I'm not from here. So what you're saying is you're going to get lost. You're going to hang out and let me finish this last problem. Okay.
Speaker: We've, we've, we've gone almost five hours. I'll be able to sleep anyway. I don't have the kid that keeps forgetting. Yeah. All right. Yeah. You're not a single dad tonight. Oh, he is a single dad tonight. She doesn't have the kids. Right. And you said you're not a single dad tonight. Yeah. He's done a single dad tonight because he doesn't have the kids.
Speaker: Sorry, Glick, you're cut off. You're literally talking yourself into a circle. I am cut off as my husband. What the fuck is he talking about? Right? I'm not the only one. Thank you, Cam. I appreciate that because I was like, wait a minute. Have I just been on here too long or is he starting to make somewhat sense? I'm trying to, uh,
Speaker: say the ending word so we can all get a bet. Nope. Oh, Jeff, you're in trouble. Why am I in trouble? Because you're bullshit with the starting pie. Your boy is coming back. Yeah. I care so much. I know. And the only reason we did it was because of Tony and random work.
Speaker: And the only reason I talk shit as much as I talk shit about it is because of Tony. Yeah.
Speaker: I don't know, like Tony and Mike. You know, you know, kind of, kind of like when we started the starting five, it was literally like, this will be fun. It'll be fun. And it was, we didn't care if we won. We just, this is fun. And then Tony and Mike got involved and it became this fucking huge competition. I'm like, really? Yeah. No, I mean, this is fun. It is fun. And I enjoy doing it, but at the same time,
Speaker: We just found ourselves into a wormhole. And that's why, that's why I killed it. You know, at the end of the day, that's why I killed it because it became movies or TV. We really have to venture out, but nobody was willing to venture out with it. Like we had to venture out and incorporate sports or athletes or I did incorporate sports.
Speaker: No, we did music. We did music. No, he did the 10 best sports. No, that was that was that was that was one of his stupid ass pants. That's why he got fired. And then we're like, we're going to hire Pops. And then Pops came in with this. And he heard it. And I cried. Bullshit. And I was like, you know what? Fuck both of you. I'll just fucking do it. Nice. Love you, buddy.
Speaker: Good night. No, starting a five, it just got started. It just got pigeonholed. And that's like, you know what? It became, it became repetitive. Because, and again, I say, I mean, I don't mean this in a shitty way. I am very well versed in everything. And unfortunately,
Speaker: Jeff and Tony? Yeah, not so much. To the point where Jeff was like, all right. And he challenged me on Harry Potter. He challenged me on engines. He challenged me on, I don't even remember what the hell you challenged me on. And without looking, I was able to fire shit off. Um,
Speaker: That's why people like me because I can talk about anything and everything. I'm going to shoot my own horn for a second. But no, that's why we get away with the starting five. We brought it back this week per random Rick. I feel like the starting five would be cool if we brought it back per guest on the show. Right.
Speaker: So like if Ken was on here, it was like, all right guys, uh, this is your starting five and not spur of the moment, not spur of the moment, because I mean, I don't care if I win or lose. It is what it is. Um, we did a spur of the moment with random Rick.
Speaker: and random Rick was like, oh, you're five favorite wrestlers, blah, blah, blah. And Jeff literally, and tell me if I'm wrong or not, Jeff, but you literally Googled top 10 wrestlers. Oh, a hundred percent. Yeah. A hundred percent. So it's not even, it was not in any way, shape and or form. Well, I mean, based off of your personal opinion. Right. Well, no, I did base like, uh, they're the like undertaker.
Speaker: Or not Undertaker, sorry. Andre the Giant. That is my personal opinion. I love Andre the Giant. I thought the game was... But I base... My knowledge of Andre the Giant comes down to the movie The Princess Bride. Yeah, exactly. So, I mean, if we, like, brought a guest on, and they're like, I don't care if it's Monday, Wednesday, or Saturday,
Speaker: And they're like, all right, here's, here's my top five list. I want you guys to do. And they, and they hit it and they hit us with it. And then the following broadcast. So it gives us a little bit of time. Right. We pick our list. Oh, so like the guests would pick the subject. So yeah, like, like right now, Cameron.
Speaker: Yep. If I would say, hey, Friday or Saturday, I don't know. I'll let you guys know tomorrow whether I was like, hey, Friday night, we're going to pick our starting five. What do you want our starting five to be? Yeah. NBA, music, movies. I don't know. Cam would be like, I don't know.
Speaker: Cam would be like, hmm, yeah, pinky, five favorite dildos. Hey, by the way, do not speed in Texas, boys, because you will get caught. Nice clarification. But anyway. Texas state troopers have just acquired a 1 ,080 horsepower Hellcat as a patrol car.
Speaker: to catch speeders 1 ,080 horsepower. That is one bad Bama demo. Uh, cash go to bed. It's the, the Mopar scat pack. So yeah, like I, like I said, if we like had somebody on here and we're going to do a starting five, yeah, like,
Speaker: So when they're on here and, and, and we wanted it to be like, Hey guys, or Hey, give us a starting five and then not do it on spur of the moment. Uh, and then we would pick it like the next episode when we were all, when we were all here. Right. Yeah. I mean, so Tony, Tony couldn't be here on Saturday. We'd wait till the next Saturday. Yeah. We would wait. Right.
Speaker: The spur of the whole thing like I said It is what it is whatever happens happens as far as the voting goes
Speaker: But it was that spur -of -the -moment shit. I don't like that because I don't feel like it. There's no time to plan. There's no time to actually - There's no honest representation. And I'll be honest with you, if you do win, Saturday or Friday, whatever, Friday and or Saturday night, when we do so.
Speaker: I feel like you're gonna have an asterisk. Oh, 100%. Yeah, 100%. Because you... I mean, am I wrong in saying that you legitimately Googled top player? Oh, no, no. I'm not disagreeing at all. I literally Googled and copied and pasted names onto a list. Yeah. With the exception of Andre the Giant. He was on the list, but I already had him picked. Right. Because I loved him in the first place. The youngest player? Yeah. What are you still doing on me?
Speaker: I was really letting go and cast it. Can't tell me that you needed it. I don't know. Good night. Good night, skank face. Okay. Okay. Cara can do a punk. I said, fuck you, Cameron. She's bigger than you. She wish a motherfucking Cameron would.
Speaker: I'm good. I ain't **** over here. I remember when she was like seven. What? What? Huh? What? I said I remember when she was a little. Yeah, she's not so little anymore. She **** your **** up. Oh, I'm shaking in my boots. She fights you in the streets.
Speaker: sucks town, letting you die. Mm. Wednesday night. But yeah, no. I think the starting probably would be cool if
Speaker: Well, like I said, I mean, like, as you're setting up the date of the interview with the interviewee, you say, hey, do me a favor. We do the thing kind of starting five, explain it to them what it is. Do us a favor and give us something to starting five.
Speaker: And that way they got a little time to prepare before the interview so they can have that ready for us. We bring it up during the interview and make our pick with the next episode. What? I don't set up the interviews. You don't. I got right there. He sets up the interviews. He's lying. He's sleeping.
Speaker: Yeah, he is. Good one, Cameron. I actually, I tried one today. Where's my next interview, Cameron? I tried one today, and coincidentally, and he's not lying because I saw it on their page, their band broke up yesterday. No shit. I was like, damn. And then the one - We'll get them back together and break them up all again in the same day. Right?
Speaker: And then a couple of the other ones that that maybe would be. What happened to a couple of guys you talked to? They're cool. Whenever it's not, they know we're probably trying to use them for marketing purposes. I don't want to use them for marketing. I'm saying they probably think that because they have one has like eight million followers on TikTok. You know, if you put his hand on there, you're going to blow up and he he probably wants
Speaker: Well, I messaged him and I don't know. Give him my give him my personal Facebook page and I'll talk to him. I mean, it's cool with both of them. So, I figured he's got eight million followers or eight followers. So, hang out you **** **** It's not our problem. You're the ****
Speaker: he's the bitch. Or the other guy, he's only got like 30 or 40 ,000, but he's on the new Bravo TV show. And, you know, I thought it'd be cool to have somebody on a TV show. And I'm the guy that, you know, like we're, you know, we're trying to grow and it would help you grow too. Cause we can get your name out there. And, um, you know, I told him that we've had, you know, I told him that, no, but I told him like, we've had, you know,
Speaker: And I mean, I, you know, comedians, um, a guy who makes music for Netflix movies. I mean, we've had prominent people, um, you know, we're trying to find people to come and hang out. I didn't say it all scattered like that. I make very professional messages. I actually, your messages, um, or when you, when you reach out to somebody that's very professional, way more professional than what we are.
Speaker: And I don't care. Like I said, I don't care. You might even be misleading at that point. Cam does a very good job reaching out to people. And I don't care if you got 8 billion followers or 8 followers. I don't need you for clout. No, 100%. At the end of the day, because I mean, in all honesty,
Speaker: As much as it would be nice for us to make a living off doing this, we don't necessarily need it. That's not why we started the show. Yeah, I know. At the end of the day, if I really needed to, bro, I'm sorry. But you got 8 million followers because you're a douche. Let me be real. Let me absolutely 100 % be real and be me and just destroy TikTok. And I would make you look stupid.
Speaker: 100%. But I know, I don't post a whole lot on that. I don't mean it. I watch a plenty of it. So it's like, hang out. And that was the cool thing about Chris. Chris first came in. Bang. As soon as he got in here, man, he was like, cool as fuck. Didn't give up. No fucks to give. Game as good as he got.
Speaker: Yeah. You know, you know, he picked on him, he picked on us. It was great. Yeah, I don't know. He came back from - The first hour he was talking shit to Jeff, I was like, ah! I forgot what it was now, but he was talking shit. Well, it's one of his things. Literally before the show, Chris is like, dude, you cannot reference fucking
Speaker: dude i went i went in on i did either did i literally camp cramp this is the conversation chris said dude you cannot compare him to uh ray finkle he's been to ray finkle and i was like why would i do that but now that you gave me the idea you know i mean
Speaker: I went in on Jeff. And I did. And Cluey gave me the go ahead to ask him about the laces out thing. And he, you know, and it was a valid question, apparently, according to him, because there is a difference in what he said. Hey, by the way, Debra Ann Wall's birthday is today. Yeah. Who's birthday is today? Debra Ann Wall. Jessica.
Speaker: Dude, y 'all are asking Jessica from True Blood, the redhead. Why would you say True Blood? Because that's how, that's how fucking, uh... No. Uh, Bill says it. You can get Jessica. Fuck Bill, fuck Bill, man. I agree. You gotta give her the respect. I have team Eric. You gotta give her the respect. I have fucking team Eric. Nah, you gotta give her the respect that my man,
Speaker: point gave that girl man. My man was so in love with her. He said, Jessica and you know what? Oh, googly eyes. She at one point did that boy wrong when she was don't shut up. Spoiler. I don't know where we are. Okay. Question. Have they started living together yet? No. Okay. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Um, now mind you,
Speaker: I feel like I should bring this up next podcast, whether it be Friday and or late night, Saturday. We haven't quite decided yet. Right. Um, you seriously need to finish the show so we can actually go with this. That's where I'm going with this. So, um, Friday, officially.
Speaker: Nicky and I will be living together. Nice. The camish. A brick. So did she get the job that she was applying for? She has a couple of interviews. She has an interview Friday. She has an interview Monday. But no, she gets the job. I got things. Is she moving there? Obviously.
Speaker: No, I was just making sure you said living together, but I just want to. Yeah, she's moving here officially Friday. That was officially Friday show. I agree, Kim. I don't even mean just like fast in a relationship, but I mean, like, I remember you mentioned it like a month ago. But I'm saying to me, he mentioned it. I mean,
Speaker: But you got to remember, Cam, it comes down to Nick and Chrissy had... Nick and Chrissy. Chrissy? Chris and Nicky had a connection before Chris started dating the cop. Oh, yeah. No, I'm not seeing that. I swear to God, I'm going to call you both that from now on. Chris and Nicky. Nick and Chrissy. I don't know if I'm breaking up or you guys are breaking up.
Speaker: Nick and Chrissy from now on. That's your names. I mean, I hope it works out. Well, I just beat her up sometime. I don't know who's in charge. Yeah, what a perfect way to start living together. I'm going to beat you up today.
Speaker: No, but it comes down to, out of all the other dudes I know, Chris is one of the most loyal cats I know when it comes to his woman, so to speak. And, you know, I don't know Nikki from a hole in the wall, but she seems pretty cool. And, you know, she's right on the same level as Chris, so I'm okay with it. That's not really saying much, but, you know. No, it's not.
Speaker: But, you know, of all the years I've known Chris and he's, he's literally frozen, but, uh, he, he doesn't make decisions like this lightly. You know what I mean? It's, it's, it's calculated. It's, it's not like, you know, he, it's not like he met Nikki yesterday. It was like, come on. Well, I mean, the other one, you know, which one I'm talking about, but he never even moved in with her and he was with her a long time.
Speaker: yeah well i mean there's a reason behind that and i'm back no i'm just oh no we were just talking we were just talking shit about you basically um
Speaker: No, it's okay. I mean, it's okay to talk shit about me. I just want to recap, recap what we're saying. No, and in all honesty, and Cam will back me up on this, we weren't really talking shit. I was saying, I was saying that that out of all the dudes I know, you're the one most loyal cat I know when it comes to kissing. You're not like you're just kissing ass now. No, no, no. I promise. I promise. We weren't talking shit. Shut the fuck up, Cam.
Speaker: But I don't see you taking the decision to ask Nicky to move in lightly. It's not like you met her yesterday. And I was telling Cam, you guys had a connection before you even started talking to Jodie. Yeah, we did.
Speaker: of the
Speaker: It's the site we use, this way of saying you've got it on too long.
Speaker: There he goes. But it comes down to Chris is not a guy that takes a situation like this lightly. It's calculated. It's not on a whim. And I've known Chris forever. He's one of the most loyal cats I know. And like I said, I don't know Nikki from a hole in the wall. But she seems to be on the same level as Chris when it comes to calculations of this situation. And you could tell her.
Speaker: No, you're a good man. I don't know what you said about Jody. I know you said that you've known me forever, and when it came down to Jody, and it was summer. And you know what? Summer played a lot of fucking dumbass games. Yeah. What's your name dropped? I just said you know that. I was going to say. I'll drop names all day long. I don't give a fuck at the end of the day. I don't give a fuck. I do not give a fuck. And I've been really trying very hard not to hurt feelings at this moment in time.
Speaker: Fuck summer. I'll hurt feelings all day longs all day long no, but You know Never moved in because together because a she wasn't Necessarily willing to make the move. No, it was a game. It's a game. She plays yeah, it's to her like if I
Speaker: for some fucking alternate universe was Dayton Nicky and I asked her to date in summer and asked her to move in. She go, oh yeah. And then it would never happen. No, it was, it was a game she played. Right. She, she, we had a date set for her to move in and then it was, I'm not moving in until I'm engaged. All right. Well, then we got engaged and I'm not moving in until we're married and
Speaker: And then next thing you know, you're married and she's like, I'm not moving into our kids. It was, it was less than two months after we, we were engaged that she was taking her engagement ring off. And she met the wish version of me that she's with now and she's playing the same game with him. Yeah.
Speaker: Uh, you know, unfortunately with Jodi, I, I hate to speak ill of Jodi. I hate to say anything bad about Jodi, but, um, no, no, no, no, it's something that she posted something on her Snapchat the other day. And she said her face, a faithful woman will give you all of her attention. So much attention that it'll make you think that she's given other people attention.
Speaker: But at the end of the day, she wants you to make make you feel like she is not her only option. And prior to her posting, that is her getting on a plane. Going to meet some dude. When I would go down there and visit with her, she was always working. And if she didn't work, she made me feel like a giant piece of shit.
Speaker: because she repeated constantly, I could have worked this weekend and made more money.
Speaker: and earn money and this and the other thing. So it was a fucking, at the end of the day, let's call a spade a spade. It was a fucking game for her to play. And she made me feel like a giant fucking jackass. For actually wanting to spend time with her. And I feel like more of a jackass because I've constantly protected her. I have constantly thought about her feelings and I've constantly not said or done anything to her, her feelings.
Speaker: And then I feel like a giant fucking idiot because you at the end of the day are any better than anybody else. Exactly. And then I met Nicky and I knew Nicky before I knew Jodie. Right. I caught you. You guys actually had a connection before you actually. I caught feelings for Nicky and I was afraid of him. I was scared of him and I was an idiot and
Speaker: No, everything is so natural and so without an effort. Right. If you have an argument with Nikki now, it's so you can make up. Absolutely. No. And if Nikki and I have an argument, and we have had an argument, we had an argument. And both of us felt like shit.
Speaker: all day long. Both of us felt like giant assholes. Yeah, well, I mean, it comes down to Nikki makes you feel wanted. You know, I've known you for years. I know, I know where you, I know where your headspace is. I never, yeah, I know that. And it comes down to when, when you're with Nikki, you don't feel that she wants to be somewhere else.
Speaker: You're like, this is where she wants to be. Where when you were with Jodi, you were like, this bitch don't even want to be here. Well, I wouldn't say bitch, but. I say bitch in a non derogatory way. I'm just saying. I only call you bitches because I don't know your names individually. So. No, yeah, no, no, exactly. We wanted to be everywhere else but with me. Right. And at the same time,
Speaker: She was still entertaining other dudes, right which is and I'm sorry But it is what it is I Get where she was at that point She matter where she is or where she was Well, hold on and once again devil's advocate, you know, you're my best friend in the world and I always tell you the like it is I
Speaker: You, and do not take this the wrong way, you can be slightly intense. I am very intense. When you see something you want and you literally put blinders on, go, this is it. I want this. I'm going to get this one way or another. That could be intimidating.
Speaker: I'm very intense. You're not, you're not, you're not wrong. I'm very wrong. It's 25 fucking years. I mean, you're not wrong. I'm very intense. And you know, I can see, I can see where, where that intensity, you know, you and I have the same intensity when it comes to females. If I see a chick, I want, that's the chick I'm getting one way or another with, with the exception of kidnapping and all that shit. But well, it depends.
Speaker: watch out, you know, but I mean, you do look at Mexico. Yeah, I mean, there is a reason. No, but it comes down to.
Speaker: it can be if somebody's not ready for that intensity where I can tell right away the first time we actually had where Nikki was in the background of the show here she was in she's ready to hit that highway with you on that stupid fucking motorcycle you guys want fucking Indian and drive for days and she'd be totally cool with it where most girls they and I'm most
Speaker: would be like, yeah, let's take separate vehicles just in case. We'll still end at the same destination, but let's, you know, to put in my car terms. But where I get where, you know, in the past year,
Speaker: you've officially been with three chicks where you're like, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in because that's you. That's the way you are. I know you. And that's not, that's not a, that's not a, Hey, Chris is ready to dump head first in any relationship. No, you have a connection with that person. That's me having a big heart. And at the end of the day, it's, it's, it's me having a big heart. And despite the fact that everybody
Speaker: I have ever known or loved or, and this includes family, has taken advantage of me and used me for some way, shape, and or form. And then I get left looking. Holding the bag. I mean, at the end of the day, I get left looking stupid.
Speaker: And then people get mad. And then people get mad when, when I get angry, frustrated. And then I, and then I, and then I unleash and I'd let, and I'd let the, you know, quote unquote, if you will. Uh, and, and, and this world that we live in, a lot of people throw this term around and they, and they use this for views and lakes and everything else. But as a person who has lived this life and it was gone through it and been through it.
Speaker: You know, I let the dark scene I I like the dark side and I let my demon come out well, I mean Take me for example. I I'm very much like yourself. I I'm you know, if I see if I'm Dating somebody or talking to somebody and I really like them. I'm all in I'm out of Senate and and when I moved here There's this weird mentality that happens to
Speaker: when you move to Mexico, they go, oh, white guy, rich. Well, I wasn't. I was white, but I wasn't rich. And chicks were like, oh, if I fuck with him for a while, he's gonna get money, he's gonna get me stuff. Well, I couldn't do that, obviously. So I'd get left holding the bag, whatever. And when I met my wife, I didn't have two pennies to rub together. But my wife is one of those, she's ride or die.
Speaker: And more than ever, I give Tanya more shit than anybody else. Well, I mean, she deserves it. She's with me. Let's be honest. But what it comes down to, I would literally put my hands on fire for that woman.
Speaker: I'm 100 % in, there is no exit. And I see that actually with you and Nikki. It's almost, it's a mere reflection of my wife and I, just a several years different. You guys are a little bit later to the game in age wise of when you met, but it's a fast and,
Speaker: terrible, terrible reference, but fast and furious into the deep end of the pool saying, I'm a hundred percent fucking in. And I applaud it. I really do applaud you guys going, we've had some shit past the two of us, but we're finally met. It's, it's a, it's a destiny thing. It sounds like he, Nikki has, I,
Speaker: I can only say this to you because you're the only ones gonna really understand it and really get it. Nikki has ignited a fire in my goddamn soul. And she has, I don't know how she did it. I can't explain it. I'm telling you. I can't explain it. But I don't know how she did it, but she reached all the way down and she passed all the bullshit.
Speaker: And she found me, she found me. 100%. And she's like - And I guarantee you, I guarantee you, whatever path you decide to take as a person, she's gonna be right next to you going, I'm behind you, I got you. She brought, she brought, and as not the oldest friends, but one of my oldest friends, she found me.
Speaker: Why? She found who I am and and and and she said right screaming. So that's a plus and she found me and she grabbed him. She said hey.
Speaker: wake the fuck up. I need this motherfucker right now. 100%. And she yanked me up and she supports it and she loves it. It sounds corny. But it's a soulmate thing. Until you found your soulmate that you can literally tell him, tell them your worst fucking moment and not worry about they're going to judge me. And they're like, Hey, I get it. We've all been there.
Speaker: Yeah, and we've laid in bed and we've talked about things and... You know, it's like you guys give me shit because my wife goes to Europe or whatever like that. Where would you have trusted summer to go to Europe for three months?
Speaker: I wouldn't have even trusted Jody. Exactly. Where I have 100 % confidence in my wife, where if she wants to go to wherever for three, four months at a time. But at the same time, I'm not going to let Nicky go to wherever for three months.
Speaker: Well, the hard part about it is the distance. And we are so over the distance. And we were talking about that tonight. You guys have the distance issue. We were just talking about that tonight during the show. And it's like, you know, Friday, she's going to be home. Right. She's going to be home.
Speaker: the only goodbyes we're gonna have after Friday is when I go to work. When I go to work, that's the only goodbyes we're gonna have. And I know that when I end this podcast and when I end this show that I'm gonna crawl into bed and I'm gonna crawl into bed with her. And you get to experience what I get experienced. You're not fucking done with the show tonight.
Speaker: No, no, I don't think I'm going to experience that because I don't know. I don't, I really don't because as you've seen, as you've seen and you and Tony have both commented on Nikki.
Speaker: Like she as you know, and I get that I get that You know, we're five we're almost five and a half hours in on a Wednesday night And I feel like we were still doing this show and if Nikki was here She would be chiming in the whole way the difference between Like Nikki complaining about the show or my wife complain about show literally comes down to I'm in this little bitty room. I
Speaker: Well, you know, he's in the same room with you. Yeah. And my wife's upstairs watching TV going, fuck, I'm bored. So and a lot of the subjects we talk about my wife can't relate to because it's a cultural thing. It comes down to like when we joke about, you know, stupid shit with Tony and the Manchi cheese. My wife wouldn't know what a Manchi cheese was if one of them got hit her in the face.
Speaker: I mean, we didn't either because they were old as fuck, but it's like she doesn't 100 % understand the complexity of the shit we talk about because she's younger than we are, obviously.
Speaker: Yeah, well, I mean. But she also, the difference between her and me comes down to, I don't have any friends in town. I don't, I literally hate to leave the house. Well, I think, I think, I think, I think Mickey's kind of coming to that reality because she has friends. I mean, where, where, where she lives, she grew up there. Her family grew up there. They've never lost, they've never left that town.
Speaker: Oh, okay. It's an adjustment. It'll take her a while. I'm trying to explain to her, like, I don't have friends. Unfortunately, I spent... I'm 41. I spent almost 18 years of my life with the same woman who destroyed me mentally.
Speaker: absolutely fucking destroyed and wrecked me mentally and turned everybody that you thought cared about you against you that I cared and I'd love against me and made me out to be a bad guy yep and I told her I said I have no friends in real life you know I my friends are all online
Speaker: These are people that I've known, you know. Maybe never physically met them, but I know them. Yeah, you know, Tony and I have never physically met yet, but we will. But that's my guy. Smoke and I have never met. And Smoke, I have no doubt in my mind that Smoke and I would go to war together. 100%.
Speaker: You know, uh, Connor, I know Connor, Connor and I, Connor and I square up and go, go to war together. I mean, I know Connor in real life, but you know, and, and, and, and that's kind of what I am. Like, it's like, uh, you know, I, you know, and I, it's, it's, it's, it's a little bit intimidating because, you know, I've, I've had fun. You have no idea how much fun I have going out to PA and
Speaker: Going up to the bars and hanging out and meeting all our friends and and everything like that You know everybody likes me. It's it's fun. We have fun and we laugh and everything like that, but Given all that up for For me And I don't have anything to offer you you know it comes down to It's
Speaker: I could see Nikki's calculation here. As of lately, I do a lot of calculations. Yeah. Like I said, I don't have anything to offer her, then... But she sees the trade -off, and to her, it's worth it. The only thing I can offer her... I'm trying to stroke your ego, but... No, no, no. Like I said, the only thing I can offer her is love. Right.
Speaker: And, you know, I think Nicki's at that point in her life, like we are, where it's like, that's what I need. I mean, I don't want to settle for me, but. No, but I don't think I don't think. But her and I also have a lot in common. Right. Well, I mean, there's the beauty of that comes down to like my wife and I have very little in common.
Speaker: It's fucking weird. Like my wife loves anime and I'm like, oh, gross. She loves to go out the club. I'm like, oh, gross. I, you know, she's seen Game of Thrones once and she was like, eh. And I was like, I'm fucking loving. Let's watch it the fifth time. And she's like, really? I'm like, yeah, fuck yeah. Nicki and I have a lot in common. Like we've talked about
Speaker: going to the Honda places in Ohio, the abandoned cities in Ohio, and then at like Halloween time, going to like the haunted attractions and stuff like that. I mean, like I said, Saturday night, you know, whether we do the show late or we do the show Friday, we're, we're going to the,
Speaker: looking kind of jail for Valentine's. This is, this is our Valentine's Day date. We're going to be all looking kind of jail. But I mean, the thing is, we both like the same thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You have that connection. Like my wife and I, it sounds dumb. My wife used to hate Star Wars. Now she's almost a bigger Star Wars nerd than I am. I don't believe her. Yeah, I know. That's kind of weird.
Speaker: What it's one of those things is like our taste in music. Oh my God. You want to talk about opposites? Fucking hell. And it comes down to, and she explained it to me like this. If you could actually understand the words that these guys were saying, you'd be in a hundred percent. But since it's in Spanish, I'm like, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker: and which I get because I'm just weird like that. No, I mean, I think he and I have a different taste in music. Right. But, you know, she's turning me on to songs that I actually love. Yeah, I'm a country guy. I'm also a metalhead. I literally listen to 90s country all day. It was fucking awesome.
Speaker: I found a rendition. I literally found a rendition of when you say nothing at all. The Toby Keith cover.
Speaker: um where it's a girl singing with a guitar on a fucking subway and it sounds fucking amazing yeah you gotta send me that it's fucking really good it's really clear too it's it's on spotify right and i think it's like it's her album is called like the subway
Speaker: session or something like that where she does a bunch of covers in a subway and I think it's like an abandoned subway because there's no other sound it's literally just her singing and she does an amazing job. No so I mean it's kind of like I said I mean I don't know that's kind of where I am with Nikki I don't give a fuck what anybody says I don't give a fuck about anybody thinks but and I won't
Speaker: this I feel like is real. It comes down to a personal preference thing. Like you and my wife do not get along. No, but like you and my wife do not get along. As much as I had, you know, in the last, I mean, we can just narrow it down. The last year, in the last year,
Speaker: Actually, you know what? Let's expand it. To the last two years, I have been made to look like an asshole, to look like a fool, to... I mean, it's just... I just said that... It's at Union Station.
Speaker: I think I, you know, I mean, in the last two years, I have been made to look like a complete fucking idiot. Oh, I'm not this great. I've been embarrassed. I've been played a fool and that goes down to. But the kids, as we've stated multiple millions of times, everything happens for a reason.
Speaker: I'm a firm believer and everything happens for a reason. Nicki and I had a conversation. You were being put to your worst. Your soul or your destiny was not to be with Nicki yet. You weren't ready. Maybe because you weren't ready to accept it.
Speaker: You probably know you better than anybody else, which means you've seen me at my worst. You've seen me at the absolute worst I can be. You know. I mean, you and one other person might know how dark I can go, how bad I can be.
Speaker: But, you know, I've been screwed over. I've been made to look like an idiot. I've been made to look like an asshole. And, you know, for the first time in my life, like I said, I, when I'm with Nikki, I... Everything comes up roses. I found, I found... You feel like you can truly be fucking happy. I found you on the end.
Speaker: The guy that I thought I killed, the guy that I thought I buried, the guy that I thought I done away with, he's coming back. And it feels good. And I can laugh and I can smile and not put on a mask and not put on a charade or anything like that. And that all has to do with Nicky.
Speaker: It sounds dumb to say it out loud and people say that, oh, that's fucking corny. But those people don't know that feeling. Yeah. Well, I mean, like, I won't say anything bad about Jodi. I can't. I mean, I can, but I won't. No, because at the end of the day, Jodi was... She was another lesson in my life. She was another
Speaker: I was talking to Nicky before I was talking to Judy and I felt ways about Nicky in a week or two weeks that I was afraid of. And I dropped the ball and I went with Judy and now looking back on it, it's like, okay, I understand why I had to do what I, I understand why it happened the way it happened. Right.
Speaker: Jodi was the last lesson that I needed to learn. Yeah, exactly. And when I, when I think about it, I'm like, I mean, like, I'm not gonna say anything bad about Jodi. I'm not gonna shoot on Jodi, but she kind of continues to prove me right. Like, wow, you really fucked me over and you really made me look like an asshole.
Speaker: You really made me look like a fucking asshole. Yeah. Well, you know, like I said, like I said, you want to post some dumb shit like a faithful woman will.
Speaker: give you all her attention, so much attention that you'll make you feel like there's somebody else. But at the end of the day, she doesn't want to give anybody else your attention or her attention because you're the only one. And it's just like, wow, because that seems like like a real 360 kind of five. Like it's like, wow, because I know you was doing shit on social media.
Speaker: You know, you ain't social media type and leaving me on red or on red or whatever. Right. You know, you want to give me help because I didn't introduce you to people, but.
Speaker: literally, I was like, I was the only one coming to see you. But meanwhile, you jump on a fucking plane and go see some fucking schmuck to see him at. It's like, God damn. OK. OK. OK. And then I bite my tongue because I want to be petty as fuck. And I want to be like, really?
Speaker: Yeah, you know and it comes down to you know, but I can do I can be patting on my show because it's my show Nobody comes down to you know, my wife a couple years ago. I
Speaker: You know, we're not very religious people, you know, and I know with the exception of, yeah, when it comes to, yeah, you're Norris Pagan. So when it comes to that, you take that mildly serious or serious, but my wife got me into this, and it's, I don't even know how, there's no world name for it that I know of, but putting things out to the universe.
Speaker: and the universe will take care of it. You know, like if you, you know, it's almost like manifest destiny. You know, if you, if you visualize something enough, you will get that thing. So kind of like the secret and crystals and stuff. And when she first told me about it, I was like, this is the biggest bullshit ever. And she's like, and she's like, are you going to give it a chance?
Speaker: And I was like, Oh, awesome. Kraus. Uh, wouldn't you say that? Yeah. It's really fucking cute. It's really good. It's not quite acoustic, but it's, it's right in that range. Yeah. Awesome Kraus is awesome. Yeah. Yeah. It's really good. I was listening to that today. I listened to it like three times. Uh, and then I had to go back to the children. Um, but, uh,
Speaker: it to the point where my wife kind of really got into the crystal thing, right? You know crystals and of course I thought it was a joke. And she found a sound on Spotify.
Speaker: And the sound is literally a sound. It's several sounds, but there's no words kind of song, right? And I'm going to actually send you it. And it's actually called, I'll actually give you the name of it. It's called, it's chakra frequencies. And the one that we found is called wealth and prosperity. And
Speaker: She found it, and she's like, listen to this every morning, twice, back to back. You play it once, it's four minutes, 23 seconds. So play it twice every morning. And I was like, OK, whatever. So I started doing it because I do what my wife says. I like a good husband. And two weeks after listening to that, and I got the job offer, the job I do now.
Speaker: and it I don't want to say it's because of that but it didn't hurt and literally it's like you know eight minutes out of my life no big deal but it sounds dumb when I say it out loud it's like the the crystals that she got me she got me a it's it's a uh
Speaker: Fuck I'm thinking Game of Thrones dragons glass It's uh What's it fucking called Volcanic glass basically, right and it's for protection and literally I had I've had it on for like a year and a half plus
Speaker: And the one week that I took it off is when I lost my salary and I had to actually go on commission. And then I put it back on and was listed the wealth and prosperity thing every day and then got promoted three times in two months.
Speaker: So it's, you know, but that's the, that sound that I just sent you. It sounds dumb, but every morning when you wake up while you're having your coffee, you're getting ready, put it on in the background on repeat twice and shit will change for the better when it comes to incoming money. And
Speaker: I'm not saying that, you know, it's 100 % gonna work, but it's working for me. And it's all because my wife was like, she read some book and was like, this is working. And I was like, yeah, sure it is, you know, whatever. And I mean, fuck dude. And it was one of those things before I met my wife and before we started listening to stuff and,
Speaker: I couldn't. I literally would make, you know, shit money or minimum wage or whatever it was. And the universe, so to speak, was not ready for me to be where I am now, because I hadn't met my wife yet is the way my wife and I kind of explained it in bed the one day.
Speaker: And I feel the same thing happens with you and Nikki. You guys were in different places. You were in a dark place trying to claw your way out. And when you guys finally did get to meet up and your internet went. When you're finally able to meet up, you were able to flip that switch where everything just meshes together and everything's great.
Speaker: And he's probably not even watching anymore. He's probably just went to bed. Lazy bastard. Somebody's still watching though. On Twitch. Five hours and your fucking internet starts fucking up the last 40 minutes of fucking talk.
Speaker: I have an Instagram like with that. Five hours in the last 40 minutes, your internet fucks up with fuck. All right. I don't like it literally, but I was like, what the hell was that? Childless. What's up? I don't know. I don't know. Some random ass, crazy just to pop up. Yeah, let's go ahead and wrap this bad boy up. Yeah, it's about that time. It's way past that time coming. Wednesday night.
Speaker: I don't know. Wait until we hear back from the guys. Appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Check us out on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Tiktok. Join us live Monday, Wednesdays, and Saturdays on
Speaker: Come on out of the chatters box. Shoot the shit with us. And if you can't hear us live, don't worry. We got you covered. You know, this was on Spotify. I never read this in the podcast. All that nonsense. I'm tired. I'm drunk. Yep. I noticed that about an hour ago. I've been drunk. I actually, I want to have this conversation that we had tonight.
Speaker: in the last hour and a half when I'm not drunk. It's a different conversation. I can tell you that right now. No. Well, maybe, maybe yes or no. It is because you are more honest and, and, and, and I'm the point of holding back on people's feelings.
Speaker: And I'm sick and fucking tired of protecting people and making myself out to be the bad guy. So I would absolutely love to have the conversation that we just had when I'm not drunk. Well, no Friday or Saturday. Friday and or Saturday. All right, fair enough. Because I'm sick and tired.
Speaker: always fucking protecting people who don't deserve protection. Well, it comes down to especially, especially at the end of the day when I feel a certain way and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and things don't seem right. And all you do and all they do is prove it, man.
Speaker: What? So, I'm done protecting feelings. So, absolutely have this conversation when way before I get drunk. Start to show it. Yeah. I don't because right now, I don't **** care and when I'm quote unquote sober, there's part of me that'll feel bad. Yeah, you will. You'll watch your you'll watch your piece. I'm done feeling bad, man.
Speaker: I haven't felt bad about anything in years. Yeah, I don't even know. Okay, I have a question. Have you seen this trend where you basically take the ingredients of a pizza and put it in a pan, get it heated up, and then take a pan of french fries and pour it over it? Wait a minute, hold on, what was that?
Speaker: OK, so there's a trend. Take French fries, and you basically take pizza toppings and heat them up and then pour it over your French fries. Is it me or does this just sound looks fucking awesome? I mean, I'm fucking it. Yeah, I'm fucking it. 100%. I need to go to the store and get pizza stuff and French fries. Because fuck, this looks good. I'm making this this weekend. Yeah, no, I'm in.
Speaker: we've got a new show. Thank you guys rules and thank you guys for hanging out. Enjoy some jobs and brothers. And if you like jobs and brothers, just blow it up, Chris Stapleton. I don't know. I'm way darker than I should be on a Wednesday night. I got to get up and take my kids to school. We tried to warn you two hours ago. I'm going to say. Yeah, well, shut up. It is what it is. You tried to warn me, but you kept going.
Speaker: This is the way to finish this one. That's beer. Yeah, but you kept going, Jeff. Hey, my my life's gold. Here's Johnson Brothers. Fucking hammered. At the end of the day, ever since I met Jeff, Jeff is like, hey, I got a good idea and I'm just like, I don't even need to hear it. Let's do it. Yeah, exactly. Alright, here's a little Johnson Brothers, AKA Chris
Speaker: It's the Gaussian brothers.
Speaker: over here to talk to me.
Speaker: We still haven't decided on that. So, it's a couple of decided what's going on whether it be Friday or whether it be late Saturday night.
Speaker: But, you know, we do appreciate y 'all also appreciate y 'all hanging out. Check out Nonsense School Nonsense podcast, social media, all that jazz. Until then, check out - Deuces! Be good or be good at it. Goodbye, motherfuckers.
Speaker: I'm hungry and I can't keep my eyes open. I'm a fucking starboard. I've had a chicken soup sitting here for like a week. I haven't eaten this since last night.
