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Speaker: And I must keep watching, I pray for I must keep watching.
Speaker: What is going on everybody? I like that. Welcome to nonsensical nonsense. That's all. Yeah. That's all. We have Cody in the house. That intro group is that dope as shit. I told you, man. I love the shit that Rocky made. I'm going to make a video of that motherfucker. Right? I, as soon as I, I actually downloaded a video app that I can make videos that I'm actually thinking about trying to put one together with that.
Speaker: but uh what's going on guys? Hopefully, you've had a good Monday so far. As I said, I'm lick. He's Tony. Jeff may or may not pop in here tonight. We shall see what happens. You guys aren't already. Go ahead and check us out on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Tiktok.
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Speaker: Uh, we do have an email as well. If you guys would like to send us an email, as I've said before, we want to start doing a new segment, listener stories, listener shout outs. That's where you guys can send in your own little stories or whatever you want to send us. Uh, it didn't, uh, you can also do birthday shout outs, anniversary shout outs. I want to divorce shout outs. I'm pregnant. It's not your shout outs. Fuck you. I've quit this job. I don't need this shit. No more shout out.
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Speaker: I got lots of ideas and lots of plans. It's just a matter of finding the time, which, you know, the podcast part behind the scenes of posting the podcast and everything like that has gotten so much easier. So that's eliminates a lot of, a lot of time that I put into.
Speaker: what goes on behind the scenes. So now I can start working on other stuff. But speaking of that intro song, Rocket Rocky is the man, like legitimately the fucking man. Rock Lee of EDM Combat, he did that song. That's my brother from Another Mother. But he's always doing some kind of new stuff. Tony, check this out. So this he just posted. He actually sent it to me last night, so I got to hear it first thing this morning. But he posted this up on his TikTok page.
Speaker: You guys go check him out. It's time for another one.
Speaker: That's what kind of become his niche. I mean, he's a music maker. He can sing and everything like that. But that's he makes beats and remixes songs and stuff like that. I'm actually.
Speaker: I can just generally grab anything and anything of his I want to play. And I'm just gonna double check with him to make sure he's cool because he's got some badass songs that he's done remakes to. And I love that. Like I said, I was telling you before we started, I became a fan of Juice WRLD. Unfortunately, he's gone way too soon, young cat. But I became a fan of him because of that Spider -Man into the multiverse movie, because he had a bunch of songs on there, or he was on songs in there. So I became a fan of him.
Speaker: Um, but Rocky's got a bunch of songs and stuff that he's done remakes to like that too. So now that we have this, we got StreamYard and we're using StreamYard. It makes it so much easier to grab stuff, email it to me, and then I can save it onto my laptop. And then I just send it on here and I upload it and it's good to go.
Speaker: I'm going to try and play the show with Brian. And I was going to use an idea like what you had as far as finding somebody independent unless you use their music. Because I do have some homeboys that made music. So I'm going to talk to him about that. And definitely for that offensive football league you want to do. Yeah, exactly. What's up, Stevie Wonder. I want to use Brian's platform. I'll try to bring the music. You already saw the draft.
Speaker: She already saw the draft. I didn't pay attention. I need to be watching myself for the time. I'm going to spend with Brian conversating on it and then we'll go from there as far as the draft goes. I want to try to work there with Brian. Like I said, y 'all definitely come home. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I told you guys I'll be on the show. I'll be on the show every weekend.
Speaker: I just wanted to be your guys' baby. The last thing I want to do is take on hosting responsibilities of another show. No, you won't. Because I'm going to try to run it with Brian. Like I said, he was a part of mine over the holidays when the update happened. A lot of people still iffy about it. Me and him was running this. I'm going to bring it with me on this. I wanted him to appear, but his work schedules off.
Speaker: Yeah, like I said, dude. Yeah, we're going to do the fancy football thing. And like I said, the door's going to be open to you and Nancy first. I think we had somebody else. I'm not sure. But yeah, we'll definitely want you and Nancy to come up there with us. We're going to be the first four and have us coming afterwards. And like I told you guys, we can upload it. I am king because I own your ass for four years in a row. I'll tell you what. He's the king, and I'm the magnificent.
Speaker: says the guy that all last football season, him and Brian, the two guys that are doing the fantasy show came to me for advice on fantasy.
Speaker: Well, as far as the draft goes this year, with the way that the draft went, with a lot of very defensive heavy, there's not gonna be much impact on a fantasy draft this year outside of Desmond Ritter and what's his name, Pickett from Pittsburgh that went to the Steelers. They're about the only two - Offensively your career. You're gonna have to take a lot of last year's offensive plays.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, those are going to be the only two guys that are more than likely going to be starters this year because I don't believe Atlanta has a starting quarterback at behind Ryan. They said this had the best. They had a great draft. I don't know how they really did. They really did. They went. I'm going to watch and I'm a Jets fan. I don't know. They had a great draft. It don't mean that it's going to correspond into a great season.
Speaker: Hey, I feel that so much. As a Browns fan, the Falcons are a mess right now, in my opinion. I know Falcons fans, they ain't happy. Yeah.
Speaker: And I don't think they had a solidified backup potential starter in place for Matt Ryan. That's why I said Desmond Ritter more than likely is going to become a starter this year unless they do something different. And Pittsburgh, unfortunately with the passing of Dwayne Haskins, who was going to more than likely be their starter,
Speaker: Uh, now they're stuck with fucking, uh, numb nuts. Mason Rudolph. That's still trying to, he still don't know what fucking year it is after taking that beating from miles Garrett couple years ago. He just got too much of a mouth and I think pick it.
Speaker: I think Pickett is going to do good, especially with Najee Harris. They are rebuilding and I think they're gonna be pretty dangerous. Unfortunately, being a Browns fan and then them being in my division, unfortunately, you can never count the Steelers out. They do too damn good of a job. They do too damn good of a job of building a team and building a team properly.
Speaker: You know, like they found some holes in their weaknesses or found some holes and weaknesses and whatnot. And then, you know, they've patched them and they fixed them. And now they're gonna, you know, either way you look at it, they got a new quarterback coming in to the system. There's no ifs, ands, or buts about that. But it's just, are they gonna be the same Pittsburgh that everybody has known and hated for years? Or are they gonna actually,
Speaker: fall down a step or two and have to really legitimately have a rebuild season or two. I think people have to have a rebuild season or two. The defensive suspect last year, I didn't like a lot of what I was seeing on offense, but it was working. So I can't question him on that aspect. A young quarterback and a new new All -Star, right back in my opinion, in Roger Harris. And I will say All -Star, I am waiting.
Speaker: You gonna run with you gonna run with you again this year ain't you? I had to pick my rookie this season but as of right now was looking like picky.
Speaker: My brother went to the, I mean, Pitts. Is his name Pitts or Pickett? I forgot. I'm not Pickett. He went to Pitt. He went, he's actually a Pittsburgh boy. He's a homebody. Yeah, I think he was born and raised in the area, went to college there and now he plays for, now he, and then he got drafted by the Steelers. I see a legacy being reborn. Yeah. I see a legacy being reborn. I can support that with any franchise. I'm running Trey Lacks in the rookie court legacy or a new court legacy.
Speaker: And it all honestly picket and render were probably two of the best quarterbacks in the draft this year. Yeah, that other kid that went to Liberty Union, I think is where he went. He was pretty solid, but he only played it. He only was only a quarterback for two years.
Speaker: Yeah, I literally just finished work. You're good. Hey, wipe your camera off. Oops, breaking news. I didn't mean to cut you off, but breaking news. Missing Alabama inmate Casey White and Alabama corrections officer Vicki White captured by the police in Indiana.
Speaker: Oh, she is that the one is that the one is that the one where the the corrections officer she helped him? Yeah, Cody and I were talking about that Friday or Wednesday when I went down there, we were talking about that. So the company. Does Pittsburgh have Chubisky? They think she willingly participated. Oh, yeah. I believe she walked him out.
Speaker: But she's at the hospital with an unknown condition. Yeah, she's at the hospital with an unknown condition. Because I don't think she was that reckless. I really don't. But I could be wrong. They do have Travisky. I didn't know where he went. But again, he's proven he's not a starting quarterback. He's a starting quarterback. He's just not a winning quarterback.
Speaker: Yeah, that's harsh, Tony. It's the truth. He is not a starting quarterback in Pittsburgh. He's a starting quarterback in New York, in Jacksonville, and Chicago. He couldn't even be a starting quarterback in Chicago. Houston? No, that's harsh. Houston, he might be a starting quarterback. He's not a winning quarterback. Tony's not wrong. The guy came out with a lot of high expectations and a lot of hope when he was drafted by Chicago. And it just said, pfft.
Speaker: quite frankly, I think you might have just wanted to get out of Chicago, so I would watch that offense. He was pretty good. He wasn't. Yeah, but they got they got old boy up in Chicago, who's the quarterback in Chicago, the former Ohio State guy. He wasn't doing too bad. I forgot he went up there. I don't know. You couldn't pay me to live in Chicago. Damn cold. Too windy. I don't care about the wind. When you were the negatives, double digit negatives, I don't need to be there.
Speaker: I was. Why do you think I keep my little happy ass in Cancun? I already know why you keep your little happy ass in Cancun. He got nothing to do with the world. I don't blame him. No, my beautiful wife. That's because he's wanted. He's wanted by the police man. I was trying to say jackass. Yeah, I'm wanted by the Walmart police.
Speaker: Justin Fields is in Chicago. Chris, a couple of episodes ago we talked about. Speaking of the cops, hey Chris. Possible of eventually, and I'm not jumping the gun here, of you possibly eventually in the year or so, two years, maybe making Jodie, you know,
Speaker: I'll say next summer. I'll say next summer. Yeah, I was I was thinking next summer. I'll say I have the perfect after kiss moment. I just thought of it today. I was watching my show. I was taking a break today. I was eating lunch and I was watching my the show the the rookie and I have the perfect moment for after kiss moment. Yes. She handcuffs your ass. You handcuff each other to each
Speaker: Don't you have work to be doing? Don't you have work to be doing or something? Nope. Hey, how you doing? I'm Jeff and I like to pull the e -brake out of the show. Watch this. You mentioned cops and it popped in my head. I'm just saying it would be fucking awesome if she just dropped her ass. You can't handcuff to your new wife? Why not?
Speaker: There's gonna be a shit ton of cops there. Tell me I'm wrong. How do you know? You think she's friends with everybody she works with? No, but it's a... You think we're gonna go, like, get behind a police station or something? Ain't doing what I did. City Hall works. No, I don't think that's gonna happen. You're such a romantic, Jeff.
Speaker: I know. Hey. Hey, bitch. City Hall worked for us. City Hall worked for us because we were broke as fuck, but we are talking a redo. Do over. She wants to marry somebody else. I get it. No, it's been my suggestion like 40 times. I said, let's do the whole fucking party thing. And she's like, bye.
Speaker: She's not, she doesn't like to be the center of attention on something like that. So she's like, she doesn't want to be the, she's not that girly. I need to show off my wedding. Yeah. But I thought she wanted to be an influencer. Yeah. Oh no, trust me. It's a complete conflict of interest conversation all the time. I'm like,
Speaker: Instagram ho I mean model Well, I mean she said two months hopefully she's got She's gonna do voiceover hmm
Speaker: because she does not like to be on camera. I refuse to sit up, I'm beat.
Speaker: this guy actually he's digging ditches all day he's out in the hot sun digging ditches the physical part there is no physical part of my job it's the mental exhaustion is just like fuck i've been sitting in this chair since eight o 'clock this morning i know those things
Speaker: We've had that discussion Saturday night. You know that fucking office bathroom, whatever the hell it smells like. There's something that you know, there's something dead in there. No, I clean it out. It's probably going to be Jeff in about in about a week or so. I don't be dead in there. When's your wife come home? I bet you put here this Monday.
Speaker: I cleaned out the office yesterday. I actually put up some shelves. When I put up some shelves, I got a shelf above my desk now so my violin sits up there. I got the baseball gloves up there. It's mainly like behind me. I have all the stuff that was sitting next to me. Behind me here is now up on the shelf so it's off the floor. So now nobody can see your food and your piles of
Speaker: energy drinks and instead of throwing it away. I know I'm a trash can, but as you can tell, it's, it's fine. God, look at all their McDonald's boxes, you fat fuck. That's from today, fucker. They have this promotion. It's like two Big Macs and, and, and 10 nuggets for like eight bucks. I could not pass it up. I was like, you could have. Dude, if you are ordering food, there are so many better options with you order food.
Speaker: Yes, but here's my thought behind this. My wife comes back the next Monday. Oh my god. Which means all the crap food I've been eating, I won't get to eat again for like another two months. Because she won't let me. Give me if she won't let you. She will let me, but not every day.
Speaker: She didn't get mad at me. She said that she that I don't have to come down there and do stuff and I told her that I want to do stuff and I couldn't lie about it either because she busted me on camera. So next time
Speaker: That's you in trouble. That's too good. That's a that's a that's a level of trouble. There are multiple levels of trouble. Well, well, next time, next time, I'm just going to go out there and I'm going to be like a like some kind of fucking thief, break it into the bank and I'm going to spray the cameras that put a blanket over the
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know who I'll be doing that right for the camera too. I'm going to wear a mask. You know, you know, you get shaving cream so you don't have to worry about cleaning it off. Yeah. Wipe that **** off. Don't use it. I'm going to give you one of those purge a mask and put it on. I don't know who it was. I was in the house all the time. I I looked out there and some guy was just cutting the grass. I don't know. I left him alone.
Speaker: He seems happy. He comes home, the grass is cut. He's laying in the grass, enjoying a nice cold. I don't know. I just thought this was a good place to lay down. I don't know what happened. This should go. This is all for sale. I'm squeakier than that. I can just reach out the door and get one.
Speaker: You can go behind and get the other one from behind. AutoZone has microfiber towels on sale for $4. I believe it Debbie, I believe it. I got a whole bunch of them. I don't get in trouble. She just told me, she's like, you don't have to come down here and do stuff. And I was like, I know I don't have to. You don't have to sit here. You just swimming right along.
Speaker: Well, you know what, if that is the worst thing that I do, then I get in trouble for it. But Tony, Tony, correct me if I'm wrong. Is that not a level of trouble?
Speaker: What he's doing is building a level of prankdom because he tried to be sneaky with it. I wasn't trying to be sneaky with it. I just went out there and cut the grass. I know she has cameras. But it makes it look like your sneeze. Yeah. I'm not being sneaky. And then there was, I mean. But what's the greatest excuse is she's got the cooler toys. So you get to play with the toys.
Speaker: and then you're gonna blush and look like a little punk and we're gonna laugh at you. Like I said, if that is the worst thing I do that I get in trouble is because I'm doing handiwork and yard work.
Speaker: well one time one time when i went down there had her neighbor and i've been sitting in his driveway staring at me like i was some kind of criminal i was going out to my car to get stuff and i was gonna drop it motherfucker what is that guy doing well the first time he seen me i was walking
Speaker: The first son of a bitch
Speaker: The first impression he got at me the first time you see me the first time I went down there, I had to run and get something out of my car and I just went out there in jeans, no shirt, no shoes, nothing new. He was in his garage, I was like, hey, bub. And he was just like, bub, bub, bub, bub, bub, bub.
Speaker: He didn't even wave back. I was like, I was like, what a dick. Yeah, I say bub to everybody. Hey, bub. Hey, bud. Hey, bub. He didn't even say hi, man. Yeah, there's some big burly bass to come out there to get their jeans barefoot with no shirt in my head, bro. How the fuck did you get in there to finish this? Don't even fucking work it out. Hey, bring more cops. Bring all the cops. He's here.
Speaker: Call animal control too, cuz I'm not sure if he's doing it. PCC, they're going to be straight heel building, no shoes. Somebody come to this son of a bitch. Hey, I know it's no secret, Jody. Next time you see his neighbor, Chris, you gotta be like, yeah, you do it. You got any French fraud taters?
Speaker: I can't change. She knew I was ill, Billy, when she started talking to me.
Speaker: There's a hand draw picture and it does look like Sasquatch. It looks like Mary. It's that photo. It's that famous Bigfoot photo that everybody's like, I don't know if it's real, but we got a monkey zoom. It's just press. We got a Bigfoot running loose down in Cincinnati.
Speaker: Maybe we'll watch at a brand new meeting.
Speaker: It's going to be my next background. I'm going to download it tonight after we get done. It's going to be the woods from now on. You lucky bastard. My wife yells at me for stuff like I do.
Speaker: quote unquote hillbilly stuff. Yeah. She's like, you're such a **** hillbilly. I said, you know, I'm a hillbilly when you **** met me. Yeah. I was going to say, it wasn't uh she's like, we got a broken out car. I'm like, well, that's hillbilly 101. I mean, that's yeah. I don't have a broken down car or anything like that but I mean, they've already uh uh Jody and the kids have already they're they're they're already made it clear. They're already they're mean to me. They said I'm not allowed to wear shorts and boots this summer.
Speaker: They're like. At the very minimum it's gotta be tennis shoes. At the max it's tennis shoes. At the max it's tennis shoes. At the max it's tennis shoes. At the max it's tennis shoes. At the max it's tennis shoes. At the max it's tennis shoes. At the max it's tennis shoes. At the max it's tennis shoes. At the max it's tennis shoes. At the max it's tennis shoes. At the max it's tennis shoes. At the max it's tennis shoes. At the max it's tennis shoes. At the max it's tennis shoes. At the max it's tennis shoes. At the max it's tennis shoes. At the max it's tennis shoes. At the max it's tennis shoes. At the max it's tennis shoes. At the max it's tennis shoes. At the max it's tennis shoes. At the max it's tennis shoes. At the max it's tennis shoes. At the max it's tennis shoes. At the max it's tennis shoes. At the max it's tennis shoes. At
Speaker: You know what, I gotta agree with him cause I won't even pull that.
Speaker: Oh, thank you. Make everybody come over. Tell me, say, get over here. No, it's uh. New balances of white t -shirt. She shorts with a leather belt.
Speaker: I still got mine. I still will make sure that you make sure you got it. You know, I can never figure out. I could never figure out how to do that. Get that damn that that thing to hang is I couldn't figure that out. I still have the same belt from high school that I had that I still wear every day. You got a leatherman on your belt, don't you?
Speaker: that's the dad look. You got the shorts that are perfectly hemmed. Yeah. Well, I use my leather room for work about halfway up your shin. New Balance tennis shoes, a white t -shirt or a yellow
Speaker: yellow you can find and that belt with the Leatherman and a cell phone case. I actually I actually know I actually know how to dress myself in the summertime. I'm just not allowed to wear my boots with my khaki shorts and my dad for my that's my dad's look. I kid you not. The dude's always got Leatherman on. He's got those shorts. He's got everything but he wears the built dance Tennessee hat.
Speaker: He doesn't even care about Tennessee, but Bill Dance, the TV show fisherman, Bill, what's here? The Bill Dance TV show, I don't know if you've seen it, he's got a fishing show. And my dad did that because of that.
Speaker: I can't say that I know what you're talking about. At least that you can wear that when you're by yourself. I tried a couple of weeks ago. The last time the kids were here, I tried. And it also was like you weren't because she was going to the store. Some of us, she's like, you are not because it was nice. And I was like, oh, I can work short. I have my boots on everything. She's like, you are not wearing the country.
Speaker: She said you are not. I said a picture of Jody. I said a picture of Jody at my outfit. She's like, no, just no, no. And so it begins. And so it begins.
Speaker: That's no but but in all seriousness, that's the true mark of her giving a **** about you because that's a damn movie scene. Well, you look like a **** retard. You will start wearing undershirts under your shirts. Yeah, I've heard that. My wife still fights with that one but and she hates the fact that all I wear is t -shirts IIII think I think I dress okay. I mean, my my dress like you're ten mother ****
Speaker: No, I don't. My 10 -year -old is wearing the same shit you are right now. You're so... Let me guess. Let me guess. Gene's in the t -shirt. No. What do you got? How is that dressed like a 10 -year -old? There's a code. There's no code. Oh. There's a code. Let me see. I need my phone stacked. No, it's because I ordered fucking the McDonald's, and they brought mine, but they didn't bring Kevin's. Oh, jeez. So they had to bring it back, and he's all freaking out.
Speaker: He wants his fries. They sent his fries, they didn't send his hamburger or his toy or his yogurt. Calm down, we got yogurt in the fridge. Right? No, I actually, I got a t -shirt on and ball cap and then I still have my work pants on. Oh dude, I'm totally rocking the dad jeans. My work pants are black cargo. I'm actually thinking about keeping a pair of them because they're super comfortable.
Speaker: You go to Glen Surplus. Glen Surplus, just outside of Mansfield, has black cargo pants. They're fucking phenomenal. And they'll last you like 10 years. We got a Royal King. Five minutes from my house, I'll get them. No, but they're military grade. I don't need military grade. What am I doing? I'm not running drills across the street in the woods.
Speaker: All right, maybe not. You know what, I'm not. Since I'm Sasquatch now, maybe I am. Complete the look, dude. Complete the look. They're a thicker canvas, but they're super comfortable. And if you go buy cheap cargo pants from Walmart or wherever, you'll rip a bitch in like 30 minutes. But the ones from Glenn's surplus, the military grade ones,
Speaker: They're basically military uniform pants. Tony, you ever rip a pair of those? Almost never. Military pants? Barely. I've ripped a couple, but it's very rare. It takes a lot of motherfuckers. It takes a lot. I'm still wearing my boots from when I went to the desert. When I went to the desert in 09, I still got those boots. That shit, you cannot destroy them. I mean, you could get dragged behind a car and just get up and dust yourself off.
Speaker: Well, I mean, I hate when that happens. That seems to happen on a regular basis. Yeah, exactly. But no, my point is, is like, with you doing maintenance work, you're going to be bending down a lot. Yeah, but I have a uniform. Yeah. I mean, I'm not, I'm not providing my own uniform since I was in the military. I say uniform. It's a, it's like an underarm or polo shirt with the,
Speaker: with the company logo on it. And I don't know, I don't know what our pants look like yet. And I got to wear black boots or black tennis shoes. You need to, you need to pitch that vest idea to your boss. Just walk in with it. Just roll up in a, roll up in a tactical vest. I'm, it's a cool idea. Get your food.
Speaker: Yeah. Did he get it? Yeah, he got it. He's all. I've already finished mine. I'm that guy. I'm not going to wait. I'm not going to wait. I'm not going to wait. I'm not going to wait. I'm not going to wait. I'm not going to wait. I'm not going to wait. I'm not going to wait. I'm not going to wait. I'm not going to wait. I'm not going to wait. I'm not going to wait. I'm not going to wait. I'm not going to wait. I'm not going to wait. I'm not going to wait.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, I mean, they'll survive without a whole new package. So he's got an extra fry, an extra Coke. He's got an extra, you know. Oh, so they just sent a whole new meal and everything. Yeah. They just sent a whole new thing. Free charge.
Speaker: Outstanding. Jody's awesome. You can go out there by yourself.
Speaker: Yeah, I tried to pull it up. I just pulled it up on my phone and saved it and sent it to our email and was able to, was able to just, don't mind me, I'm just in my natural habitat. I need to make my screen blurry. I want to change this background that I got for a green sheet so I can have a green screen behind me because I do backgrounds at work and they're always making fun of my backgrounds because I fade into them.
Speaker: Yeah, well, I kind of like I'm doing right now. Yeah. So I'm gonna change my background to green. I just got to go actually get off my ass. Let's see if I can order something online. Leave your fucking house, dude. That's where you get in trouble.
Speaker: Now I leave my house every single day, multiple times a day. Yeah. I get that. But you don't have the tendency to do something stupid like I do. You're 41 years old. You should have grown out of that by now, especially since you're 41 years old. I'm 41 years old. And you're so happy. And blah, blah, blah. And I'm 41 years old. And I know it's best for me to keep my ass in the house because I've been, my neighbors offered me multiple times. If you need to go to the store, just take the Cobra.
Speaker: Like, yeah, let me drive a 500 road fire car down the road. Get right on that because you'll come back with no tires. I am so glad that I'm not five foot tall and have a small penis and feel the need to do stupid shit all the time and know that if I leave my house and I would get in trouble.
Speaker: as a jackass you will never under as a non -car guy you will never yeah as a non -jackass i will never understand the jackassery that you need to think you have to do all the time that's why you keep yourself in the house you can try to spin it however you want i'm gonna hit you with the truth no no no hey no that's true that's i mean it's it's a it's a subconscious thing that i like i need you have to overcompensate you have to constantly be overcompensating well there's a reason why i don't drive the hayabusa either
Speaker: because we've discovered there's a reason why you don't leave the house because you have to constantly overcompensate for your small size and both your pants and your height. She's at work. She is at work.
Speaker: Oh, but yeah. Jesus Christ. I have a documentary for you to watch that. Chris would just be like, this is dumb, but Tony, you should definitely watch it. It's called 2000 mules. 2000 who? Mules. As in like a donkey.
Speaker: but it's uh it's very political uh like i said chris would not like it but you sir would find it extremely interesting i'm gonna actually see a little like i said it my buddy i watched it last night and i was like holy shit what's it about uh election fraud what is it election fraud hmm
Speaker: Impressed me. You know, those pallets full of ballots at 6 a .m. There's proof, including geo -tracking. You live in Mexico? It's only an hour and a half, but I found it very interesting. And it is, I will admit, it is a bit one -sided, but... Imagine that!
Speaker: All documentaries like that are one -sided. No, exactly. Not all of them are. No, not all of them are. No. Well, I know when they're trying to prove a point for one side. There's documentaries out there that go both ways, but most of them are one -sided, very one -sided. Which election was it? You can't really. This last one. Was it the most recent one? Yeah. 2020. And it's not just presidential we're talking about. What about the one in 2000?
Speaker: well they mentioned several but this is the first time that they've been really able to geotrack you know like no matter what even if your phone's off it can be sending signal to apps and you can actually geotrack those apps and they're talking like in places like Atlanta uh well I can't remember the number of Atlanta but they they've tracked
Speaker: where people are going to the poll boxes, you know how you do mail -in ballots and you just drop it in the little kind of mailbox kind of thing that says ballots only. They tracked I think 80 something people going to 10 and 20 of those ballot things.
Speaker: Go get your tin foil hats, everybody. It's Jeff's Conspiracy Corner. Ah, nonsensical nonsense. It's extremely kind of a wild thing. I'm going to put it on our luck. But it was really interesting. Election 4 is very rampant. It's very rampant. It's been rampant. 2 ,000 little spokes a lot.
Speaker: Yeah, I claim election fraud the both times that I lost the starting five. Speaking of the starting five guys, you guys still have plenty of time to go get your votes and it is up on Facebook and I will get it up on Instagram and Twitter and TikTok tonight after the show. But you guys do have plenty of time.
Speaker: We had our starting five worst horror horror movies. And in our opinion, just a little recap for you guys. Jeff had Jaws Revenge, Urban Legends Final Cut, The Fog, Friday the 13th, eight, Jason takes Manhattan, American Werewolf in Paris, and When a Stranger Calls. And Tony had Q the winged serpent, which never heard of, or the sand. He had the sand, never heard of that.
Speaker: Uh, he had white noise jeepers creepers, Saturday, the 14th and darkness falls. And then I had the human centipede Tony's favorite movie Blair two Halloween season of the witch hostile to and maximum overdrive, which I caught night. You lost your mind. I love the movie, but I'm still standing by the fact that it's a bad movie. You are crazy. You are out of your mind. Plus fucking classic.
Speaker: Fuck you, Stephen King. And I have to, I have to, Tony would, if, I think Tony will agree with this one, I mean, is that if you lose this week, this will be why, is because of maximum overall fat. I hope you lose because of maximum overall fat. I'm not gonna lose. Yes. I hope you lose because of maximum overall fat. You guys can go. You want to talk about election fraud, motherfucker. This is the guy that tallies the votes and keeps winning. Hmm.
Speaker: I can show you guys. I can show you guys. But you guys can go vote for that on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, all at nonsensical nonsense. Go cast your votes and let us know who won.
Speaker: And if you agree with me about, and if you agree with me about maximum overdrive, make sure you drop off. Fuck you, Jeff and Tony in the comments. I love the movie, but it doesn't, it doesn't change the fact that it's not a bad movie. That was not a bad movie. Emilio Estevez is genius in that movie. He's damn good at that movie. That green goblin shot, which was scared of 18 wheels for a while. That's like saying Tom Cruise is genius in tropical thunder.
Speaker: It's actually a pretty funny **** movie. It's funny. I've heard. Robert Downey never got found but I've been watching. Yeah. No, but but Tom Cruise dancing at the **** end. That was
Speaker: No, it's a funny fucking movie. And I mean, you know, there's the stupidity of Hollywood actors is what it is. Exactly. I got that. And I'll see you. Yeah. One point for click.
Speaker: She's never seen it. It's so bad. She's never seen it. That's a null and void vote. That's a null and void. Fuck you. Because she's never seen the movie. It's a fuck you. You know what? Now you're going to tell listeners that their votes don't count, Jeffrey. Yes. When it comes to... Oh, when they don't agree with you, their votes don't count. Is that how it is? Isn't that how it is? Yeah. On the other side of the...
Speaker: on the left. It's like that on both sides. It's like that on both sides. Facts don't care about your feelings, Chris. So there. As you said, I tell you the votes. So I tell you, I tell you what's facts or not facts. I got 375. Fuck you, Jess and fuck you, Tony.
Speaker: They just they just popped up. I don't know. My phone's going crazy right now. Everybody's saying, **** you, Tony. **** you, Jeff. I it's it's insane. Yeah, I bet. I can't believe it. Point made. Yeah. I don't know what's going on here. I don't know what's
Speaker: I'm just saying. That's crazy. Oh, my God. Even StreamYards voted for me. No, but tell me. I don't know if you've seen it, Tony, but there's a guy that bought that gremlin head. Wasn't there a guy who was going on, Chris? He bought a truck. He didn't buy the original truck, but he bought the same Megan model and color, redid the truck, and bolted the head to it.
Speaker: Wasn't that like some YouTuber or some reality car show guy? No, I think it was a TikToker. I've seen his videos only on TikTok. I haven't seen it on YouTube. Oh, OK. So it's probably a YouTube channel. But he found it, abandoned, talked to people that own the property. He said, oh, yeah, we bought it. Here's if you want to take it. So he got it for free and redid it, repainted it, made it look good.
Speaker: I was like, God, that's what I would have done. I would have bolted it to the front of the Chevy truck or whatever. I would have put it on the front of a Ford or Chevy Metro or Chevy. I would have put it on my truck and drive it. I would have drove it around in the back of the truck.
Speaker: but I didn't see that and I was like, that's cool. No, like I said, I'm not shitting on the movie. I love the movie. I love the movie, but it was a bad movie. You know, like I said, Willie Wonderland, Willie's Wonderland. We love that movie, but it's bad. I got to disagree. I love that movie. We love Nick Cage and 95 % of his movies made in the last 15 years have been dog shit. Oh, no, most of them are dog shit.
Speaker: But we still watch it. I still don't understand that movie, The Knowing. I haven't seen that. One where he finds it in a time capsule, it's just page with a bunch of numbers on it. Turns out they're accidents at the end of the world kind of thing. It's fucking dumb. But the ending to this day still does not make sense. I've seen it like six times. Which movie? The Knowing or The Knowing. I had to watch it again. I didn't have a negative review of it.
Speaker: The bad movie that he made to me was Bad Lieutenant. I didn't like that shit. He was a cop in New Orleans. I haven't seen that one. It was kind of ridiculous. I didn't like 8 millimeter, even though it had a specific purpose. That movie really pissed me off. I enjoyed it. That was a good movie, but it was twisted. Nick the Cage in 8 Millimeter was amazing. The movie was, the concept of the movie was fucked up. But the portrayal of the movie was genius.
Speaker: Yeah, I can't deal with this shit. Did you see World Trade Center? I did. It wasn't bad. That was decent. Fucked up. That wasn't bad. Indianapolis wasn't bad. Indianapolis. No, I'm thinking that Tyrese movie. What's that Tyrese movie? Wasn't it? Did he do Leave in Las Vegas?
Speaker: Yeah, that was where he was a drunk. That was a good move. That was the shoe. That was a good move. I think he won something for that. He, like, won a BAFTA or some shit. For what? Leaving Las Vegas. Leaving Las Vegas. I think he did. I came just alcoholic. He goes to kill himself by giving himself to death. I was in love with a hooker, played by Elizabeth. Is that the one? I thought she was a waitress. I thought that's the one where he bought the lottery ticket. I thought she was a hooker. No, that's a, it takes two. Or only two or something.
Speaker: No, because that takes place in New York. Instead of the one where he was with the Sorcerer. That is the Sorcerer's Apprentice. Yeah, that was pretty good. What was the name of that movie you said? That where Nick went to Vegas to kill himself? Leaving Las Vegas. That was actually a good movie. No, it was a good movie. I did like Lord of War. I did too. Yeah, I liked that movie. That was a good one.
Speaker: Damn, what else did you do? Tony, I'm telling you, do yourself a favor. Watch Willy's Wonderland. I like what you do. I might. I like what you do when that's my treasure. I like what you do. I like what you try to do with that. And I seriously want another one. Go for it. I'm good. I would totally watch another one. I watch both of them. And I love them. I actually have them on Blu -ray. I mean, that's how you know I like a movie if I buy it.
Speaker: Hey, a little bit. Fellas, I'm going to drop down. I got a 7 o 'clock Zoom with my VFW post. And as always, we will catch up Wednesday night. Yes. You too. Enjoy yourselves. Everybody chat. Appreciate y 'all for looking. Appreciate y 'all for commenting. Appreciate y 'all for contributing to the top five and the comments and support, even some of the harassment that look sweet from every damn body. But I will holler at you all Wednesday night, all right?
Speaker: I'm trying to think what was the other movie say Nick Cage has done so many movies done so many movies No, he's got one what the fuck How does that and the cage
Speaker: What is it? Some like some anime shit. I didn't even read it. I just backed out. He probably did voice work. It would not surprise me. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, Willy's Wonderland is like Five Nights at Freddy's, or Five Nights at Freddy's. Basically the same concept. Nick Cage did not say anything. Nick Cage is a genius. He doesn't say anything. The fact that he keeps changing t -shirts cracks me up.
Speaker: The funny thing was, is when you watched, I was watching it, you were like, where does he keep getting the t -shirts? I was like, they already explained that. I was just so blown away by the other stuff in that movie that I didn't pay attention. Yeah. I enjoyed the shit out of that. It was okay. Wow, he's got, whoops, wrong button. I wanna see his new movie.
Speaker: Oh, that, yeah. That looks like it's gonna be funny as hell. The unbearable weight of a massive talent. Oh, you weren't in here. What's that? Yeah, that's a crazy movie. And I played it early in the show. Check this out. Rocky did it again. One of his newest
Speaker: You know how he does, it's time for another one. Right, right. He did a new one. He said it to me last night. It's time for another one. I don't think in my power where to see you just smile. I don't think in my power where to see you just smile. I wish you could cry, cry, cry, cry, cry even if it
Speaker: Yeah, I love it. He sent it to me. Oh my god. I just remembered. Did you see army of one? Yeah, it's based on true story where Nick Cage goes, his character goes looking for Osama bin Laden to kill him. Yeah, I think so. He's the epitome of asshole American in that fucking movie. Yeah, I think I answered it.
Speaker: Now Rocky sent, for those of you guys who don't know at the beginning of the show, the intro music that we use was made by a good friend of mine. He does music.
Speaker: on TikTok at EDM combat, EDM underscore combat. He does a lot of those remixes and he's got a ton of them up there. And I'm gonna double check with him. I don't think it's gonna be an issue, but I'm gonna double check with him and I'm gonna grab some and I can just randomly play them. Try to show him some more love and get him some more attention because he does some phenomenal freaking work. Oh, I have a question for you. I might have an answer for you.
Speaker: is it do you know if it's confirmed that uh the dude um oh my god ghost writer is going to be Keanu Reeves um no i didn't even hear that poster so i was it was it was it fan made or something like that i haven't even heard that i'm really hoping if they do it
Speaker: uh uh a new ghost writer movie or reboot or whatever whatever they're gonna do with it. I would love to see him pull the kid that's on agents of shield that plays ghost writer on there because he does awesome. Did you see a clip of that? I can't get into uh I can't get into that uh show. Agents of shield is and I'm and and and I like the show but it is very
Speaker: It's hard to get into. Yeah, it's a working progress to get into. And it's got a lot of slow build, slow burns. Sometimes they don't pay off. Sometimes they do. I do like this show. I like the cast. But that's a show that I've actually struggled with myself trying to watch.
Speaker: Because I'm checking Nick Cage's, uh, or not Nick Cage, but, uh...
Speaker: uh Keanu Reeves thing it doesn't say anything after uh matrix red volutions there's nothing so but i did see like uh there's a guy he's known for doing like he does like movie reviews and he shows like upcoming movies and he showed a short clip of avatar 2 and he showed something else and he showed a couple posters of upcoming movies what the hell is Kevin doing he's playing
Speaker: I know! I know! I hear it every throughout the day. I'm like, dude, no! But it showed a movie poster for Keanu Reeves as Ghost Rider. I was like, you know what? You know Keanu Reeves is going to be driving an Ark motorcycle in that movie. What? I don't know. Well, he owns Ark Motorcycle. What is that?
Speaker: It's his brand of motorcycles. He makes them. Well, not him personally, but he owns the company. They're really fucking dope. They're like the most comfortable street bike you can buy. It's built to fit you as opposed to... Oh, is it a custom built bike or something like that? Well, no, they're manufactured, but...
Speaker: like they they're manufacturers just like Harley Davidson and and Honda and all that shit but uh Kevin shut the uh sorry I forgot it was on mic like shut the fuck up I think it's it's ARC or ARC so that's how it's spelled is ARC but uh uh he gave one or gave a let Jay Leno ride it
Speaker: And Jay Lerner owns a shit ton of bikes. And he says it's the most comfortable motorcycle he's ever ridden. Wow.
Speaker: And, like, you tell them, like, for instance, if, if, like, for instance, if you and I bought the exact same bike, we'd still get different versions. Mm -hmm. Because they, they set the suspension up, so, like, you call in and say, hey, I want to buy one. I'm 5 '3". Or you can call in and say, I'm 6 '4". You know, well, like, if you, if we went and both bought CBRs,
Speaker: And I would get like a, I'd get, I'd get like a 900 and you'd get like a 600 or something. No, no, no, no, no. Because they're smaller. Same CC. Oh, really? They do adjustments. They do adjustments on, on like where the foot pegs are. So they're completely adjustable. But it, they don't look adjustable. And I don't know the exact how they do it, but they're supposed to be really good and there's like plenty of power and all that fun stuff. And I, they're, they're,
Speaker: said to compete with the Harley Buell, which is Harley's street bike. Yeah, I know what that is. It's like competing in that arena. So it's not necessarily a crotch rocket, but it's not necessarily a Harley either. It's more of the Harley Buell. Does he ride one in John Wick?
Speaker: I don't know. I never really know. That's not like him. Well, the thing is, is like Keanu Reeves is also not that guy to insist that it must be an arc, you know? Other actors are like, no, we got to put my brand in. Like, you know, Ryan Reynolds is the kind of dick that, and not saying Ryan Reynolds is a dick, but he's the kind of guy who'd be like, oh, no, I have to have an aviation gym in the movie. I think he does. Like he's having his contract, and he does. But he's, Ryan Reynolds is such a nice guy about it, you can give it.
Speaker: where Keanu Reeves couldn't do the same thing, but he's not a guy. He's like, yeah, I don't care. I just want to do it. All right. Give me the paycheck so I can get away. Yeah, I think I would be. I think I would be that guy, though. I would, too. I'd be like, hey, if I, you know, put millions of dollars into this company, you know, let's show off my shit.
Speaker: What is he? Is he an owner? Or is he a partner? I think he's a co -owner. Co -owner. Like his partner... I've honestly never heard of it, so... His partner... Actually, that's a good question. Arc Motorcycle's owner. I got that.
Speaker: I'm getting ready to pull something up here. I'm going to show you the high scene that was cracking me up. So, yeah, Keanu Reeves, he's the owner. Ark motorcycle company, LLC, is a high end custom American motorcycle manufacturer founded by Keanu Reeves and Gerard Holler in 2011. Hmm. But there, there are beautiful bikes to find a picture of.
Speaker: pictures. Hey, yeah, we're here, Tim. And I was going to reach out to you earlier, but I couldn't get a hold of you in one of these jackasses until right before the show started. Yeah, I literally saw the notification. My phone was off almost all day. How's your phone off? How do you work with your phone off? My battery is, no, I don't use my phone for work. I use it for, this is, there's one.
Speaker: Hold on a second. Got my screen covered. It's kind of like a triumph looking kind of bike. Oh, OK. Yeah, I see. OK. Yeah. But they're apparently super comfortable. Yeah, Tony was here earlier. He had to jump off here. He had a meeting to get to.
Speaker: a zoom call or something. So, check this out. I see. I've seen this today, dude. Mm hmm. And it maybe it cracked me up and it also made me go, really? What's that? Oh, it's got a long nail hair. A long nail. Long nail. I don't know what that means.
Speaker: Minecraft has a battle pass? The battle pass for Fortnite.
Speaker: Well, anyways, while he's while he's contemplating killing this kid, two people don't do news, but this is something that I've seen and it kind of cracked me up. But this dude invented a burrito bumper that collects food, collects all the dropped food and places it into a new burrito. Wait a minute. Uh, do you have a picture because I'm hard.
Speaker: right there. I don't know. So, so you have to eat your burrito over top of this **** contraption. Oh, that's basically over top of funnel. Yeah, it all funnels down into a taco instead of a burrito, you make a taco. How? You know, I, you know, right there is a reason for me to buy a 3D printer, Chris. That's all I said. Yeah, I eat it. I eat Taco Bell a lot and I don't have that problem where my
Speaker: Tacos, or my burritos, or anything like that fall apart. Even the Mexican restaurants I go to, my food does not fall apart that bad. In all seriousness, when I get tacos here, they are filled to the gills where you cannot close it. So I understand the concept. Well, that's a taco, that's not a burrito. Right. They're not meant to be closed. Exactly.
Speaker: I understand that, but there's a Mexican restaurant. My point is, what is the problem of actually just eating over your plate and then scooping in the tortilla and making a taco out of that? Yeah. I mean, that sounds like a waste of money to me. Yeah, exactly. It's a great reason for me to buy a 3D printer, but... It's one of those things. Yeah. It's one of those things. That's junk. I agree. But I'm just saying,
Speaker: Aside from talking about, we have a real Mexican restaurant here in town. The family who started it was the grandparents started the restaurant in Mount Vernon. They were right over the fence, 100 % Mexican. And their food is authentic. And I've even, and they've since opened a restaurant in Johnstown and they got one here in Newark. And I've talked to the family and stuff like that. And I said, that's the one thing that
Speaker: They don't know their grandparents or whatever. They don't know their contact info. Insisted. Speaking of contact info, I need to talk to you. Okay. Leave our fucking former guests alone. Don't go after them for your fucking job. Otherwise, you will not be on the show anymore. We have guests. It's not about him. It's not about him. It's for his organizations. He works with a lot of nonprofits and nonprofits qualify. So, I'm really helping out his nonprofit. You are not.
Speaker: Pigeony or pigeonholing our former guests to benefit to benefit. You're gonna leave them alone You're gonna leave them alone Yeah, good This fucking pyramid artist fucking scam trying to steal money for my for my nonprofits Your company does
Speaker: leave our guests alone. They are off limits. It's the **** IRS. You are not the IRS. You you you are a subcontractor through a a company that has 5000 different other companies underneath of it. You do not work for the IRS.
Speaker: I'm like, calm down. You heck on your **** John Q IRS over here. Enjoy your audit, Christopher. I wish they would. What are they going to audit me for? Audit away, jackasses. You guys haven't given me any money for the last five years anyway. This is the first year in five years. I'm getting money back and I'm like, woohoo. Wait a minute. Let's wait until that money actually shows up in your account because
Speaker: I'm sorry, man. No, I just got an email from from a guy. I got him 1 .3 million. I just got an email yesterday. He just received his check. But he's got like 90. Awesome. Yeah, that's a fucking win right there, Tim.
Speaker: That is a huge win. That is a huge win and that is that is a that is a nice that is a nice priority to be because when you're on the shooter can be can't be looking at as as as a dude on the shooter. That's where we do some of our best thinking and and and have some of our best alone time. I go in there and I fall into rabbit holes on yeah, I fall into rabbit holes on YouTube watching
Speaker: but uh no, no, I don't I don't really don't get on tiktok much watch tiktok much anymore. I don't watch YouTube on my phone. I can't. I'm so used to it on my big **** TV. Oh, yeah. For my computer. I'm still here but I don't have to jump up. No, that's that's that's the only time that I watch YouTube is on my phone but uh you know, I fall into rabbit holes when I'm on the shitter. I'm I'm watching uh
Speaker: You know, wild are like waiting, big monster waves.
Speaker: like that and you fall into a rabbit hole and the next thing you know, you've been sitting on the shitter. Both of your legs are asleep and it's an hour later and you're like, the hell just happened. You're laying on the ground. You're laying on the ground waiting for your your. No, I did fall into a rabbit hole the other day here on the computer because I can literally sit on the shitter while while working. Yeah, I fell into a rabbit hole on YouTube on Bigfoot and stuff.
Speaker: I I fall into the videos about cryptids. You know, the the creepiest, the creepiest videos on the Internet. Unsolved mysteries, not not in the television show, but like unsolved crimes and this and the other thing. There's a couple. Yeah, there's a couple of YouTubers that I really like to do true crime stuff. And I'll put whatever videos I want. I'm taking a shit and I'm like, I got to take a shower. So I've got a nice little spot where my phone can sit. There's like a racket like a like a
Speaker: like a towel rack to hang your washcloths on and my phone sits on there perfectly. So I was like, well, I guess I'm taking this into the shower with me. It's like, I probably. So I saw something the other day on the show that I was watching. And apparently it's a real thing that some people do this eating while in the shower. Uh, I have never done it. If that's what you're asking me. No, I smoke while in the shower.
Speaker: Uh, yeah, I finished my cigarette. Well, um, yeah. Um, I've never, I've never had shower beer either. I know a lot of people, I've seen that too. And I'm like, you know what? There's a time where you should kind of put everything else aside. Like I, my phone, my phone very rarely leaves my office.
Speaker: They have, they have koozies. They have shower koozies that you can put your beer cans in. And they have the same thing for wine glasses. They have like these, these little, these little wine cup holders that you put in your shower. And I'm like, at that point that you have to have an alcoholic drink in the shower with you, you have a problem. Well, no, I wouldn't totally understand like if you did like a bubble bath and had a wine with it. Yeah, that makes more sense. That's more of a rip. But a shower? I'm sorry, when I get in the shower, it's in and out.
Speaker: wash my ass and I'm done. I don't need 45 minutes in the shower. I'm not a 13 year old boy. Well, apparently I am Bigfoot Eleanor. So every time you watch this podcast, you've seen Bigfoot. You're walking around like a newborn baby giraffe for five minutes, grabbing onto everything you can hold on to. Every day he goes
Speaker: He shows the silly things his wife does on TikTok. And he went into the shower, and there was like a half -eaten grilled cheese sandwich in the soap rack. And yeah, I was like, what the fuck? That can't be real.
Speaker: I mean, he walked in and she was like, oh, I was looking for that, you know, not like that. But he was like, he asked the question. So silly things my wife does. I found this and he shows the grill. She's still standing there. And she just kind of looked at him like, and I was like, and what, you crazy freak? No, it's like it wasn't wet. You know, you get your head out of the water when you take a bite. But I mean, no.
Speaker: I've done a little, I've done a... I've seen people eat oil while taking a shit, and that's weird too. Yeah, that's two things that don't go together. Yeah. Generally, I'm not doing anything other than using the bathroom for what it's meant to be used for when I'm in there. Yeah, I'm on my phone, but anymore, who doesn't get on their phone when they go take a shit? Me. You're fucking lying. No, because I have my computer in front of me.
Speaker: I can literally stare at my computer screen while taking a shit. Well, yeah, never mind. I forget your quote -unquote office is your bathroom. I'll tell you what, if it becomes a trend, I'm the first. Tim, I absolutely 100 % agree with you on that, you know, a recovering alcoholic. I like looking back at all the red flags that I missed or was blind to.
Speaker: I don't want to be blind to like needing a beer holder in the shower. That's my point. I mean, what I mean, I I would like, like, you know, if you, you know, when you eat cake and somebody puts ice cream next to it, I won't eat the cake if this cake gets sog. I don't eat cake. I just, I just kill two birds once I get an ice cream cake. He might be actually. You never know.
Speaker: I believe it. Some things are better left at a mystery. No, I'm putting stuff away. I have stuff laying on the floor like I have a bunch of toilet paper that I need to put up on the shelf. I bought two 36 roll bags of toilet paper and I put up the storage shelf that I put up yesterday. I put up three of them and they're a foot wide.
Speaker: So they'll hold a lot. And I want to I want to try to put my printer up above my where the shelf I have above the computer. It's it's high enough up where I have to stand up to reach it. So it's.
Speaker: There's there's a part of me that hopes that printer the shelf falls and that printer falls inspection No, no, no, no, I it's I I did not build the brackets because I was lazy yeah, but metal brackets and As soon as I did I was kind of pissed because they were like six bucks apiece. Yeah
Speaker: There's just a small part of there's just a small part of me. I wouldn't know actually that's that's a lie It's not it's it's actually a huge part of me that that wants yourself to fall that pretty smack you in the head And I really hope it happens when we're doing the podcast So I can get it on I I over engineer everything I build to the point where I Put in nine
Speaker: and we're back to the jeff overcompensating something no no it's it's because i i constantly fear for that fact i constantly fear for falling like the top shelf i put in here you can't see it okay but i didn't bolt it to the brackets and and i was just thinking to myself just now i was just putting those toilet paper rolls up i was like you know i should add screws to this
Speaker: some some cereal when it's just starts to get a little bit soggy. It's still got the crunch to it. I'm out. No, I'm saying just a little bit and it's still got the crunch to it. That it's that's perfect. But what are you doing that your cereal is getting salt? Yeah, you're getting a bowl of cereal and then jazzer sizing while you eat. Yeah, no, no, my cereal if if it lasts for me to put milk on it, that's surprising.
Speaker: Because if I'm going to vote for cereal, I will kill a box. Like Captain Crunch. Obviously, I eat the hell out of Captain Crunchberries. But I like it to just start getting a little soggy. Just a little. Yeah, no, that's true because it looks like shit out of your roof and mouth. You still got the crunch to it. Like the inside's still nice and crunchy. But you just got that little layer of sogginess. And it's like ideal.
Speaker: Just a little tiny layer. No, Chris, when you come down here, because I'm going to figure out how to get you down here eventually, but I'm going to get you a cake that is going to be, you know, it looks good. Looks amazing. But it's called Thrace Litches.
Speaker: I don't need them. But every once in a while you get that like, ooh, there's cake. Maybe I should have a piece. Every time that happens, Mexico has this real big thing about this type of case because it's called tres leches. And it looks nice and fluffy and all that stuff, but it's soggy. And grooves.
Speaker: So gross. Like my cake, I'm a real Betty Crocker kind of guy. I'm not very, you know, I'm not an expensive guy. Yes, exactly. Three milks. It's like they triple the milk intake so that it's soggy. It's gross. It's disgusting. My wife swears by it.
Speaker: And I made a Betty Cracker cake at our old house because we had an oven then. And she was like, this isn't very delicious. I said, fuck no, this is good stuff. And she didn't like it. Now, I don't like cake. Sometimes I don't like cake. I think the biggest problem with cake for me
Speaker: is the icing. I don't like the icing or the frosting. Now, it's too sweet. Kroger's, I believe it's Kroger's. Maybe it's Walmart. They do this, like, buttermilk whipped icing. Okay, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. And it's really good. But it's stupid sweet. But even then, you know, I just, I'm not the biggest... You're not a cake eater. Yeah, sorry.
Speaker: No, I I'm not like, well, see, I it's very rare that I'll even eat chocolate. Like I I I have to. It like straight chocolate like a Hershey's bar. It's very rare. Now I'll eat the shit out of a butter finger and and a and and Reese's peanut butter cups. Yeah, like it's it's it's so funny because I you know, I don't eat a lot of chocolate here. I don't like chocolate, but
Speaker: I like, I say that I don't like candy and I don't eat, you know, I don't, yeah, I like certain things, but I don't eat sweets very often. Uh, last night I ate half of a, okay, before everybody freaks out, it was a little like six inch.
Speaker: cheesecake I got when I went down. I know when I went down because I was I think it was Thursday night. I made dinner and everything like that. When I was down at Jody's and I was like can't can't cook dinner without dessert and we both like cheesecake. Like we both love cheesecake. So so I got it. I buy the big cheesecakes at Walmart. I just got they barely make it home.
Speaker: Yeah, I just got one of the little ones like little six inch one and I you know between the two of us. We only ate half of it and then I brought the other half home and last night I sat here and I ate the other half and I was just like. As I almost got down to the last few bites, I was like.
Speaker: such a fat ass, but it was so good. I buy these 12 inch cheesecakes and they're, they're semi -frozen. So you don't, you don't need a fork. You just eat it like a cut and you just eat it just like you would in a sandwich. But after like three of those, I'm like, God, I'm a fat ass and I can't eat anymore. And then 30 minutes later, I'm grabbing another piece.
Speaker: but Costco sells these 14 inch pies. Oh, yeah. And my wife had never had pecan pie before. Mm hmm.
Speaker: So we bought one a couple of years ago, and she had one piece at Thanksgiving at my friend's house. And this Thanksgiving, she's like, I have to go get pecan pie, I have to go get it. So we went over and she bought two of them. I was like, those are not gonna stay. That's because they're so sweet that you can only eat like one piece, ever.
Speaker: Yes. Yeah, that's that's common of the day. I was going to say that's going to unless something beats that Tim's going to Tim's going to swoop in and get common of the night tonight with that one. But no, but you know, I and I say I don't need a lot of sweets coming from a guy who has ice cream in his freezer right now and then I'll I buy those. I got like fudge swirl cookies.
Speaker: Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It's like the grant. I think it's a graham cracker cookie and then it's got the chocolate on the bottom and then the chocolate stripes, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah. And I'll eat them bitches of sleeve at a time. There's like eight cookies in a sleeve, but I gotta have milk with them.
Speaker: Well, no, no, I, I, I drink Coke with everything. No, I gotta have milk with them. I buy, I buy, uh, Chips Ahoy in sleeves of like, there's like 10 in a sleeve or eight in a sleeve. Yeah. I'll burn through three of those sleeves a night. Yeah. Uh, I, I have to, any, any like chocolate chip cookies or Oreos or those kinds of cookies, I have to have milk with them.
Speaker: I went, I went and bought a sleeve of Oreos and didn't came home. Didn't have any milk in the sleeve of war sleeves, sleeve of Oreos sat on my, uh, on my shelf for a week until I went and bought milk. Cause cause I only buy milk when the kids are here. Cause I don't, cause I don't use milk. Cause it'll go bad. Yeah.
Speaker: Sleeving it out. You ain't wrong golf all day big old fact. No, no, hey, well see I I'm not a big cookie guy if I'm in the mood for it Yeah, I have to be in the mood for it. I'll buy the shit out But I I'm a huge bag of chips guy I'll buy four or five bags of Doritos at a time or here they have a brand they're called Sabritas and they're they're jalapeno chips and On the bag it says chips
Speaker: And they have a habanero and a jalapeno. And the habanero, it burns twice. Birds going in and burns coming out, but they're so fucking good. They're so fucking good. I'll eat a bag while watching a movie. What's going on, Jeeves? Now, Eleanor, I'm with you. I love,
Speaker: pumpkin pie, cherry pie, apple pie. Give me some vanilla bean ice cream with all three of them.
Speaker: I don't want cake. I want a pie. Exactly. I want a pie for myself and a pie for everybody else. Well, I don't want a pie for everybody else. Mine is mine. Plus, my birthday's in October. And that's right in the middle of pumpkin pie season. Yeah, you're dead. Well, are you just getting pumpkin pie in December? Jesus. Right in the heart. Right in the heart of pumpkin season, my birthday. And I love it. Jeeves, Costco has an amazing pecan pie. But if you eat more than one piece,
Speaker: It's impressive as **** because it's so **** sweet. I don't like to put you in a diabetic coma by the time you finish one piece. I don't like uh PKN or Picon. However, you want to say it. I can't do it. I can't do them. Them them them habanero jalapeno Cheetos and jalapeno is not I can't I can't you know my kids eat all that **** My kids eat all that ****
Speaker: I love Takis Takis, Takis, whatever the hell they are. The Flamin' Hot Stupid Cheetos. That's kind of like Cheetos. I don't like Cheetos. He had to run. He had a Zoom meeting for his VFW thing tonight. So he had to run. As you've seen me do. I don't like coconut. I mean, a can of jalapeno. I know. I watched you eat two of them one night during the freaking podcast. And I was like, God, you're a poor asshole.
Speaker: And actually, jalapenos don't hurt me. It's habaneros that'll fucking burn twice. I generally don't feel bad for assholes, but that night I felt bad for one. I'm like, are you eating another king? Yum, yum, yum. And then I drank the juice. I drank the juice out of it.
Speaker: but that's another thing. If I'm in the mood for it, I'll burn through two or three of those fucking things. They're not very big. There's only like maybe 10, 15 in there, and they're not there. They're maybe two inches long, and it's like they're quarter. I mean, I get that because, you know, sometimes I'll get in the mood for veggie, you know. No, I'm talking about jalapenos. Just straight jalapenos. No, jalapenos. Yeah, yeah. I'll eat them right out of the can. Jalapenos. It's Spanish jalapenos.
Speaker: It's whatever. No, like, I'll get like every once in a while, I want like a green, like a bell pepper or a cucumber or something like that. And I'll, you know, if I'm at the store, I'll grab one. I can't, if I get bell peppers and the kids are here, I can't keep them in the house. No, I can't either. As soon as I see them. I'll eat them. I'll chop them up and eat them myself. Oh, yeah. I'll eat them. I'll eat them with them. But it's like, I don't, I don't eat anything with it. I'll just eat it. Mm hmm.
Speaker: you know, I don't, I don't, subscribe there. Jeeves, appreciate that. Uh, no, I, um, yeah, if I go to the grocery store, sometimes I'll buy bell peppers for something for dinner and I have to buy, like if I buy two bell peppers for dinner, I have to buy two extras. Yeah. I got to buy four because the kids will see me like, and as soon as literally why we're putting groceries away. Can we eat these? Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, go ahead. Don't touch these two. You're just like me. You bring home stuff and you're like, do not touch. Go ahead, I don't care. Yeah. Well, I buy their snacks and they have their snack show. And then the top shelf that they can't reach, even Austin, the tallest one, they can't reach. Austin's almost as big as you. Yeah, she's about eight inches shorter than I am.
Speaker: She's taller. Both of my girls are bigger than you. My son is probably going to be bigger than you before long. My daughter's going to be bigger than me. She already comes up to my armpits. Yeah. I think Austin's like five, six. And I think, uh, my wife is, my wife is six. Yeah. I think, I think Austin's like five, six or something like that. And buggy might be like five, four, five, three, five, four. It's like I'm Tom Cruise dating Nicole Kidman. But both girls are taller than their mom. So.
Speaker: and cash the way he's going. He's he'll he'll be caught up with him in no time. Well, I'm I'm hoping both my kids get my wife's height because I don't want to be tall. I want to be short. Yeah. I know you say that now. Yeah. Wait until you're short. Wait. Wait. Yeah. Wait until you're you're the **** that has to go in the crawl space all the time or you're the ****
Speaker: I don't I don't understand. I don't get that because I had a couple of jobs where they felt the need to put my big ass in it one most recently. Did you did you birth a giant?
Speaker: I have video of one of the crawl spaces that my boss that was your size thought it was funny. I posted it on our Instagram I was like, I'm not gonna fit in there. He's like, I'll just try and I'm like what happens when I get stuck and he's like, I'm like, yeah, exactly. Get your little kitchen or or wearing an attic and he's making fun of me because it's like a fucking jungle gym for his little ass and I'm like, I'm
Speaker: ducking and dodging and weaving and squeezing and he's like.
Speaker: I'm like, oh, he's literally swinging from the trusses. He's like a little monkey. He's swinging from the trusses. I'm like, oh, you know what? It's too hot. I'm too big. I used to have fun. I'm leaving. I used to work for an insulation company. And I was always the one of them. But then, like, you'd get in the basement, and you'd just finish basements where the walls meet the concrete block.
Speaker: You have to put a square that's a foot by six inches tall of insulation. They gave me stilts to put those in because I was the only one not afraid to wear the stilts. And so I'd be 12 feet tall.
Speaker: walking on these fucking stilts running around and there'd be a guy that's six foot tall handing me pieces of fucking insulation. I'm like motherfucker you just put it in there. Yeah right. Why the fuck am I on these stilts? But he's like whoa because that shit itches. But I hated doing insulation. That shit sucked.
Speaker: You do the attics. Yeah. In the middle of fucking summer and you come out and it looks like you just got out of the pool. I, yeah, I'm not a, and I'm sorry. You can, you can wear tieback suits. You can wear whatever you want. And none of that shit protecting you from fiberglass, especially if you're doing like blown insulation or, you know,
Speaker: I know, but the new blown insulation is less fiberglass in it, so it's not as a cheat, but it still does it. It's a real catch -22. The old shit that's like 90 % fiberglass, that shit. Oh, Jesus Christ. But like even I was building on a surfboard a couple years ago, and there's days where I'm still like, Jesus Christ.
Speaker: What? He was eight eight pounds twelve inches or eight eight pounds twelve ounces and he was a month early. Good god. That is like a miniature Andre the Giant. I've had turkeys smaller than that. You know, for Thanksgiving. Did they give you a wheelbarrow to take him home? Yeah, I'm just saying.
Speaker: No, hey, I've been there, Jeeves. Crawl spaces are the worst. And the worst crawl space is the one where they don't use fine crushed rock for the base. Oh, yeah. They use these boulders that look like they would stop your car. That are jagged as hell. And you're landing like this. Oh, shit, now I gotta move. Oh, no, that fucking hurts. Yeah, no. For like six hours? No, fuck that. I'm so glad I don't repair work anymore.
Speaker: And, but, I mean, even that there's, there's a kid wears a size 22 inch shoe, 22 shoe. Jesus Christ, specially ordered because no one sells them in store. Well, there's that guy on TikTok, he's like seven foot. And like he, he went to the big and tall store and they're like, no, we don't have it. Fuck that.
Speaker: I'll be teaching that kid how to make shoes. Send them to China. This is how you make it. I'm going to send you to the Nike factory for six months so you can learn something. Right. Off you go. See you in six months, boy. 19. Good God. No.
Speaker: see, I can still shop in the baby gap. So, ha ha ha. Jeff and Kevin were the same size. So, they share clothes. If I got a large for him, it's super tight on me.
Speaker: but I have seen him, he stinks a bunch of my shirts. He stinks my Star Wars shirts. And my wife's like, is that yours? He's like, it is now. No, that's the girls. Every time they come over here, as soon as they come in, they walk into my bedroom and they're like, are we going to hoodie? Can we get a swash shirt? I'm like, no, you have your own. Look at that little kitty one on.
Speaker: Did you really? Yeah. Yours are bigger and comfy. Well, I don't know what to tell you. See? And it's like, you know what? And then it's like, they do not leave my house. No, but there is something to be said. There's something to be said about an oversized hoodie.
Speaker: I wouldn't. I wouldn't know. Well, you wouldn't know because all hoodies look like they're they're they're me going to the baby gap. But yeah, like if I if I bought a hoodie that fucking COVID ruined everything, I would swim in that motherfucker and it would be awesome. I mean, it's I I don't even have hoodies. Yeah, I I took one down for Jody and uh it was one of my smaller ones and it was huge.
Speaker: In all seriousness, I have I have a hoodies in the house that my mom said they're they're clear fork hoodies. And I have one that my wife steals all the time. I don't wear one because I wear a like a you know, those long sleeve t -shirts. I can wear that if I can call it. And I got two of those. If it gets cold, yeah, I can wear that and be like, it's still too fucking hot.
Speaker: it never gets cold enough here. Yeah. And my wife's like, well, you're a **** polar bear. I'm like, no, I'm just from a place where it gets really **** cold. Yeah. Well, since she landed in Europe, she's like, it's **** freezing. Yeah. Well, do you go to Ohio? Yeah. Well, I mean, Ohio in December. Yeah, right. Well, hell, I mean, like, Judy and I, she's
Speaker: you know, she she should have seen me down in Charleston. Cuz it gets hot in the summertime down there. No, it's it's just it's
Speaker: Yeah, yes, it does. Depending upon where you are. Fortunately, I lived close to the water and I worked downtown. So I worked on the water. I worked on all the islands and stuff. So yeah, it was, it was humid and muggy, but you had that breeze coming off the ocean. Even just going from my house to the beer store where I buy my cigarettes, it's a, the driest heat. Yeah. And it's just,
Speaker: You're just looking for the next shade spot and going, oh, it's too far away. Across the street to get the shade. Yeah, no. So, you know, it gets hot up here. I mean, don't forget, it gets hot as hell up here, too, in the summertime. Oh, it does. But it's like, it's as hot as it gets there. It's like that in December here.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Yeah. In like June, July, and August, if you leave your house, you are 100 % prepared to die of heat stroke. Yeah. Well, it was like that in Charleston. I mean, it might be like 40 degrees in the morning, in the wintertime.
Speaker: and and then by by the afternoon yeah by the afternoon it's back up into the 80s so it wasn't it's it's by seven o 'clock in the morning well eight o 'clock in the morning it's 85 degrees here yeah and it's like that until about 5 30 then it's back down to like 70 it's a comfortable seven
Speaker: No, exactly. But I mean, I do, when I went, when I, I used to, I used to take two extra shirts to work every day because once I started sweating, it was game over. Cause I sweat. I mean, it just once, once I start, it's done. I'm done for the day. Cause I'm just sweating my ass off. Even when you go inside, you're still sweating. Yeah. And that was the thing like, you know, when I was working for working down there,
Speaker: I was in and out of the truck so much or in and out of houses, there was really no time to actually cool down. So, but no, I mean, I get it. I know that, but I loved it. But I mean, yeah, like I said, Jody's always, I'm always, or she's always cold, I'm always hot. So when I go down there, she's like,
Speaker: We can adjust I'm like no leave it to where you're comfortable. I'll be fine Well at night when my wife and I were sleeping she's like I'm sitting there laying in bed in a puddle and she's in a blanket curled up going I'm freezing I'm like I'm sweating like a pig
Speaker: And she's like, can you turn off the air? I was like, yeah, but I'm gonna go sleep outside in the hammock. So I get a breeze. And she's like, no, leave it on. I'll just get another blanket. I'm like, here, I'll go get it for you. But I have my air conditioners to the point where it's at its lowest setting all night long to the point where I believe you could probably hang meat in my bedroom.
Speaker: The air conditioner I looked at, it's called the Beefkeeper 2000, and she wouldn't let me buy it. I was like, this would be perfect. She's like, yeah, our house ain't that big. This is like a Walmart. I'm like, exactly. It's fine. If there's not frost on my window, it's too hot. Yeah. Well, I usually keep my
Speaker: I don't know. What is the degree Celsius in Fahrenheit? I don't know. I usually keep my my AC in this in the summertime. I usually keep my AC at about 68. 175 here. Celsius in the Fahrenheit here at the house or at the apartment when I was in Charleston, that bitch was set at sixty -four.
Speaker: because it took a lot to cool down that house. And when I came home from work, and I was only able to do that after Courtney left, when my ex -wife left, I was able to put the thermostat because when I came home from work at night, after being out in the heat all damn day, I wanted to walk into a deep freeze. And it was so cold in that house that when I opened the door to come in on the first floor, you could feel the cold from upstairs coming down. And it was just like, oh, there was times.
Speaker: times that I would just just lay on the steps and my neighbor he would come over and knock on the door and be like come on and he'd open the door and I'm just laying there on the steps and he's like you good dude and I'm like I'm just cooling off. I can get my air conditioner down to 50 degrees. Yeah I'm sure I can yeah I'm sure I can get mine dropped down pretty low too it's just there's no sense in it.
Speaker: No, I need it. Even now, like, you know, I've sit in the office all day. I got a fan on me. I'm seeing if I can get an air conditioner that I can, I want to get a mini split, but extend the hoses so it comes in here to the office so that my bathroom is the coldest room in the house. You know, I want to get one like the size I have in my bedroom for this little bitty bathroom that I can touch both walls. I'm touching both walls right now.
Speaker: So it's not the biggest room in the house, but I want to have icicles hanging from my shelves. But my wife's like, why do you need that? I'm like, it's hot.
Speaker: I bought a fan. I bought a fan at Home Depot. I went to Home Depot yesterday by these stuff to put these shelves up. And I was walking through, you know how you go through each aisle going, ooh, that's interesting. Ooh, I might need one of those. And I walked through the fan section and they had a sale on ceiling fans. So I bought two of them. And my wife sent a message to my phone. Why did you spend so much money at Home Deco?
Speaker: because I know what went through her head is this motherfucker knows he's got money, he's at Home Depot, he just bought a bunch of fucking tools, didn't he? Knowing he doesn't need them. And then I sent her the picture of the fan boxes and she's like, okay. Are you gonna actually install the fans? They're already installed.
Speaker: Oh, nice. I installed them the same day. Nice. And my, it actually, I got it so they kind of suck, like if I leave my bedroom door open, the AC on, keep all the windows closed, it sucks the cold air down from my bedroom into my living room. Yeah. So it gets a little bit more comfortable downstairs. Yeah. But I need to just buy another air conditioner downstairs. I'm waiting for... Speaking of home people, I am so excited like next week to go shopping to buy tools.
Speaker: Dude, I sold for like 900 bucks. They got a set that you need to get. Because I have to 100 % complete Ryobi set for 900 bucks. They have a Ryobi set for like $300. No, but this one has the sawzall, the grinder, the regular drill, torque drill, a leaf blower, a fucking weed eater. I mean, you name it, it came in this set for 900 bucks.
Speaker: I live in an apartment complex with no yard. I'm not saying it had the weed eater. I'm just saying it had, like if Ryobi sold it, they had it in this kit. Yeah. There was one that I was looking at that I might get. It was like $300. I think it was $300. Jodi can correct me if I'm wrong, but I had the circular saw flashlight, the torque drill, regular drill, a sawzall. There was another saw that was with it. I can't remember.
Speaker: Yeah, no. Yeah.
Speaker: and then it had two batteries in the charger with it. It was like $300 and I was like, I don't need that but if I spend a hundred bucks, if I, if I spend a hundred dollars on the drill, it was about $80 for the drill. I spend a couple extra hundred and I have everything and then I'll have it down the road but I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna stick with my drill because the drill bit or the drill and then the, I'm getting the big, the big case has all the bits under the sun, the nut runners, that was like 20 bucks. I'm gonna get the drill and that.
Speaker: and I'll buy an extra battery. But, but I'm also, I think I'm gonna pick me up a couple extra hand tools and stuff like that. Cause I gotta, you know, I have to provide my own tools. Yeah.
Speaker: Yes, it's like that. It's got the quick release, but I already got it in the drill. So... Yeah, it's like that. It's got the quick release. It's got the extensions. It's got the super long screwdriver bits. Oh, yeah. It's got two of those on here. Yeah. So... Which were godsend with these fucking brackets because these brackets are those triangles. And the drill doesn't really fit. It's a weird angle. So those extra long drivers are so fucking awesome.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. So, and then of course I bought a level. I don't need it, but I bought it. It was like $3. It's like, it's a, there's a brand here. It's kind of like the, I call it the black and Decker of Mexico. It's called trooper. So at the end of the day,
Speaker: Since you guys were saying I was going to get in trouble at the end of the day, if Jodie were to ever try to hide her tools from me, I just had my own tools now and I just take them with me. I'm still going to get the stuff done around the house. No, but like, uh, my dad always said something hard.
Speaker: and it's it's it's not a tool it's a toy and he who dies with the most toys wins and i'm going i'm a winner motherfucker i'm gonna i'm gonna get it i'm gonna get a toolbox i'm gonna put it in a garage i'm gonna lock it you can't touch it i looked at husky toolboxes they got a set of husky toolboxes at at home depot and they were like for a thousand bucks they got one that you would like
Speaker: mechanics have. And I was like, you know, I wonder if that'll fit underneath my stairs. Because I got that spot underneath the stairs where I keep all my tools. And they have one that that with if you don't get the top part, you know, because I think the bottom part would fit underneath my stairs. Here's yourself in trouble. That's why I didn't buy it.
Speaker: But I didn't see a shed that will, it's not very wide, but it's long. And I think it'll fit in my side yard. And it's like 400 bucks.
Speaker: And I can have it delivered and then put it in my side yard so the dogs can't go out. I remove the gate that I built and I have storage for all my tools. And I was going to say that you could probably actually actually need as opposed to some of the other dumb shit that you want to buy. Well, because we've talked about your storage for your tools and stuff like that. It's not the greatest thing in the world. So yeah, the storage I have is crap. So.
Speaker: It's temporary, is what I have. Like everything I have in there is removable, including the shelf itself. It's just, I just kind of put two pieces of wood and I got a piece of wood on top that you just pull out. And if I get that shed, I got to measure the distance between the wall and the house. If I get that shed, it'll give me a reason to have to go buy more tools. I mean, that makes sense. You make my head hurt.
Speaker: Yeah, you and my wife. My wife and I, my wife and you have something in common. Look at that. Yeah, neither one of us can figure out.
Speaker: Why you hang out with us? Why you love me? I know. It's the burden. It's the burden of my love that you have to question your morality all the time. Not all heroes wear capes. It's just sometimes, you know, there's that TikTok sound bite that's like, have you ever wondered what was going on inside their head?
Speaker: You know, it's like, well, on top of that, it's like, I have a bunch of like yard jewels, like shovels and shit, you know? Yeah. No, the show, I'm with the other sheds. You could use the shed for storage, for stuff, but just because you buy the shed does not mean you have to go buy shit that you don't need. Okay. Well, here's my question. Or you're going to buy shit that you don't need and you're going to try to find an excuse to use it.
Speaker: You never know what you're gonna need. It's better to have something and not need it than need it and not have it. Yeah, but if you don't have it and you need it, how hard is it to go to Home Depot and just get it? But if I already have it, it saves me a trip. But if you never have to use it, then it was wasted money and a wasted amount of time. But if something, hey, I looked at chainsaws yesterday. I also say this as a person who has a Home Depot that way less than five minutes for me and a Lowe's that way less than five minutes for me.
Speaker: It does take me 45 minutes to get to Home Depot. I was like, hmm, where do I want to go today? Do I want to go to the blue brand or the orange brand? I haven't been to Lowe's in forever. They don't have Lowe's here. I'm more of a Home Depot guy anyways. Lowe's has a tendency just to piss me off. I don't like the people there. I don't like the employees. I do tend to walk through Lowe's and Home Depot like the guy from
Speaker: Ron Swanson. Yeah, I walk through there. I know more than you. I don't say it, but I think it all the time. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's a constant thought in my head. I'm not the asshole to say it, but they're like, you know, if you I'm like, dude, really? Yeah, no, they talk to you here when when I was working there, they loved having me working because the quote unquote. Professionals, I knew more than that work there. I knew more than because I could literally go to any department.
Speaker: and even the contractors that were there. Pay me a little bit more money. I'll come back. I'll stick around. I want $35 an hour. Well, you know what the thing is, is like people like you and I, it would be worth it for them to pay it because most of the people they have working at home, people in Lowe's,
Speaker: are functioning idiots. When it comes to building something. Well, that and they get trained in their one area that they work in, and that's their comfort zone because they don't know outside of that, which is a lot of what I've seen there. You know, your professionals were like electricians, guys that were electricians for 20 plus years. I get it. You know this stuff better than I'll ever know it.
Speaker: but take you out of this department and you're like a fish out of water. Yeah. Yeah. Where I can, I can seamlessly go through each one. I may not be up to code, but it won't short out. It won't, you know, I'm not going to put an electrical box next to a water line. I'm not that stupid, but it may just pass code. And I'll honestly, knowing you the way I know you, it wouldn't surprise me if you did. It saved me an hour and it saved me $100.
Speaker: like code is so complex. Oh, she's listening. Oh, she's. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. We we we added the quadruple pane glasses so nobody could throw themselves out. Let's hope they hold up. Please let them hold up.
Speaker: Our buildings now are only one floor so nobody could jump. I wouldn't say, you know, I'm a jack of all trades. I'm a master of none. I mean, I believe the first to admit, I may not know everything, but I can get it running again. I can get it working.
Speaker: Even, and I'm sure that you've come across this, sometimes you take something apart and put it back together and it works. Where it didn't work before. Sometimes I just think, take things apart, just to take things apart. I do too. What? I took one of our mouths the other day just to see how the light worked. And it still works. I can change the color. Look at you. You're a fancy ass mouse.
Speaker: Light up little keyboard cuz I work it in the dark a lot. I'm surprised you don't have one already I I I went to go buy one and they didn't have one of the stores at so I gotta go to a different store No, well, they have one at Walmart when it comes with this a mouse that I already have I just want the keyboard. I Don't need the headphones. I don't need the fucking mouse I just didn't fucking keyboard and they didn't have it. They had them as a kid order online
Speaker: says the guy who is like, I'd rather order stuff online than go out of my house.
Speaker: Because once I can order stuff online, like, first, like, I have not entered my card into Amazon or, or Mercado Libre or eBay or something like that. I haven't entered it yet. Because I know once I do, I'll be like, add to cart, add to cart, add to cart. And then all this shit will arrive. My wife will show up going, why is there 47 boxes outside? Yeah, exactly. I click the right button.
Speaker: mind the business. But with all that being said, we're gonna go ahead and wrap the show up tonight. I gotta go get ready to watch wrestling. Call my woman. Call my lady. I should probably call mine. Yeah, all that. But we do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate you guys hanging out.
Speaker: We do have the comment of the night. We have made it big time. We are officially on a whole other level as a podcast from Mr. Tim Conrad. By the way, this show has officially been moved up the ranks to my current favorite thing to do slash watch while I'm on the shitter. And I'll tell you what. We have made it. How many podcasts can say that? We have made it. I'm just saying, not many people can say that about their podcast. So we got people watch while they're taking the shit.
Speaker: I like to have a comment of the night that's going to be fun, especially as we grow and everything like that. That just reminds everybody in the chatters box, step your game up.
Speaker: and step your game up, bring it. But no, we do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out on all social media, at Nonsenseable Nonsense, on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. While you're there, don't forget to cast your vote for this week's starting five. We picked our five worst horror movies in our opinion, so go ahead and cast your vote for who you think had the best list, who will be this week's winner. Will I continue my reign of dominance, or will somebody finally step up
Speaker: And yeah, and knock me off my pedestal. This guy comes in right at the end of the day. I'm going to create like 45 fucking accounts just to get that fucking maximum lower. Well, do what you got to do. Welcome back to the end of the show. We're just wrapping up. I put my word, but I kept my word. We kept your word. Tony, Tony, correct me if I'm wrong. He who dies with most toys wins. Yeah, because you can't take him with you.
Speaker: He who dies with most toys wins. You can take them with you. I need Voltron with me in the afterlife. No, I'm not talking about toys. I'm not talking about toys. When I say toys, I mean tools. It's better to have a tool and not need it than need it and not have it. Am I right? Yes, this is true. Thank you. And as I said, if you don't have the tool, you need it. That sounds like permission to me to order a bunch of fucking shit.
Speaker: No, it doesn't matter. I don't care. I don't care what you do. By the way, Tony, if you get an email from my wife, I put all the blame on you. You can... Tony made me do it. Tony made me do it. Tony made me do it. Tony made me do it. Tony made me do it. Tony made me do it.
Speaker: I'm just glad it's I'm just glad that you are not me this time, but I'll send her this episode listen to this part of the episode and I've been going for an hour But
Speaker: No, I would say we do. We do appreciate you guys listening. Check us out on social media. Go get them votes in for this week's list. You can also get every single episode of the podcast on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts, believe it or not, we are there. Join us every Monday, Wednesday and Saturday night on YouTube, Twitch and Facebook. You guys can come hang out in the chatters box. Tony, the the
Speaker: The comment of the night is down there at the bottom of the screen. We've finally made it big time. We made it into the big leagues Exactly
Speaker: and you guys like it and you guys can always email us at any time at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. You guys can get in your shout outs and if you want to send us any funny stories or any stories in general, we're going to start doing a listener email segment down the road and not to mention the fact you guys can also submit your own starting fives through the email.
Speaker: If you want to check out the merch link and check out all that stuff, go ahead and do that at teespring .com slash nonsensical nonsense podcast. And there was something else I was going to say. Oh yeah. Give us a follow. Give us a like. And if you'd be so kind, give us a share, help us grow, help us get bigger, help us, uh, step up our games and want to be better than what we already are. I mean, it's kind of hard to be better than I am, but
Speaker: Do I have Saturday's? Yes. Yes. It's up in there. It's on Facebook. Shout out to Salah Slooty, the G's, Lolly B, Jesus. So, we post a tweet. We appreciate that. I see Golf Hawk was in the house. What's happening? Yeah, Golf Hawk was here. Chris was here. Chris retweeted as well.
Speaker: Um, so we definitely appreciate the shares. You guys will help us get out there and help other people. You know, other people, they might want to listen to us. They might enjoy us or they might hate us either way. We got haters. We're going something, right? And shout out to you lurkers. We know you ain't saying anything, but we know you're there. Keep watching. Keep hating from the outside. Keep hating from the outside because you can't get in. Cause we can't stop now.
Speaker: You can hate me now. And what that means, here we go. Around the show with a little blacktop mojo, like we always do. And if I can get the buttons to work here. Where's the button, Clark? I'm trying to push the button. We go to copy. We go to copy a new outro, too. I got this for y 'all. OK. Copy a new outro. We'll copy a new outro. I'll end in freeze. That's a little old school. Mine's the same.
Speaker: I mean, but a little Blacktop Mojo. If you don't know who Blacktop Mojo is, check them out anywhere you stream music and on all social media. Take it easy. James, we appreciate you hanging out with us. We appreciate your retweeting us. Everybody else in the chatters box. Thank you guys. We will see you guys Wednesday night for a brand new episode. Get out to the people, let them know where we at. Tell them to bring your tail all over here. That's right. And not only do we have a brand new show,
Speaker: And if she's easy, take her twice. Hey, there he is. What's going on Mark? Not only do we have a brand new show, but we may, we may or may not. I got it. I got it. We may or we may not announce a new winner for the starting five Wednesday night. But with that being said, here's a little black .mojo. We are almost out of here.
Speaker: Inside, on the outside Day up, down the town, tired Oh, you're the young man, what's wrong with you now? You're still in silence, you don't make a sound Longing for the one time Rise, mind me, mind
Speaker: I'm drinking poison hope and I still show Across the room I feel so alone Jealousy Jealousy Why can't you see?
Speaker: I think you're loud enough, do you think?
Speaker: See ya!
Speaker: Every night I see his blood there in my dreams A thousand times now that I've murdered him, I can't believe Eating alive by these desires that I hold deep The ache that lingers on and on and on and just for me
Speaker: Oh, thank you guys for listening. You guys have been hanging out. We appreciate y 'all. We will see you Wednesday night for a brand new show. Same nonsensical time, same nonsensical channel. Jeffrey, let him know. Deuces. Tony, what do you got to tell the people today? Nothing. Holla Shawn on Monday. I mean Wednesday.
Speaker: Well, I know. Goodbye, motherfuckers. It's a goddamn button.
