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Speaker: Hi, Froze.
Speaker: Lou Santini here, host of Amateur Nation.
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Speaker: The flag flies at many NASCAR races around the country, and you can help honor our nation's fallen military members and remember the eternal sacrifice of their service by flying the flag, too.
Speaker: Text FLAG to 71777 or visit honorandremember.org to learn more.
Speaker: Together, we remember them all.
Speaker: Okay, let's all shut up, please.
Speaker: Warning.
Speaker: The podcast you are about to hear is often based on true events and people.
Speaker: It chronicles the dialogue and actions of random, anonymous, obnoxious, self-entitled, unintelligent, self-centered idiots.
Speaker: Attention whores, ignoramuses, dolts, clods, nimrods, douches, weirdos, drama queens, overly sensitive crybabies, and people who think they are better, more important, and special than the rest of us.
Speaker: In one word, amateurs.
Speaker: Hmm.
Speaker: It's Amateur Nation with Lou Santini.
Speaker: I know, he is a local broadcasting legend.
Speaker: Well, I don't know if I'd say legend, but welcome.
Speaker: On this show, we call attention to and call out the amateurs, the people who are doing life wrong, the speed bumps of life, the people that are in your way every day.
Speaker: The unintelligent, obnoxious, attention-horring, self-entitled, drama-quain victim types who chip away at the moments of your life due to no self-awareness, common sense, manners, or social skills, and are disturbing the flow of the pros.
Speaker: Hi mom.
Speaker: Oh, hi Lou.
Speaker: Amateur Nation.
Speaker: It's not just a podcast, it's a movement.
Speaker: And this is episode 256, Commies and PsyOps and Lies.
Speaker: Oh my.
Speaker: On today's episode, a plea to the citizens of the great state of New York.
Speaker: This week in PsyOps and this week in Amateur Nation needs more attention.
Speaker: Then I satisfy your remaining munchies on a la carte and the world isn't all bad.
Speaker: Here comes three things that are done right on three pro things.
Speaker: Pro Nation first, shouts out to rsara147, jfhhorin, chef Ismael Torres, Carrie Coyne, and Giselle Luis Colon-Ariano, man, I hope I said that right, on Instagram.
Speaker: Find me there at lou.santini3.
Speaker: Check me out on YouTube at lou.santini, truthsocial at lou.santini3.
Speaker: My main website with links to all my social media and anything else you want to know about me or see me do, lusantini.com.
Speaker: Your post of the week by new Argentine President Malay.
Speaker: The state does not create wealth.
Speaker: The state destroys it.
Speaker: The state can give you nothing because it produces nothing.
Speaker: Keep that in the back of your mind throughout this episode.
Speaker: Here's what's happening in Amateur Nation.
Speaker: Now dig this.
Speaker: Step one.
Speaker: Topic number one.
Speaker: I'm still angered by the obvious attempt of New York to do two things under installed puppet governor Kathy Hochul.
Speaker: Censoring, tracking, and punishing what people say on social media and putting people in, call it what it is, concentration camps.
Speaker: If the state even thinks you're sick with any kind of illness, digest that.
Speaker: Controlling speech and your movement.
Speaker: How can you not see the communism, the repeat of Nazi Germany in this?
Speaker: They simply revised the playbook to introduce the possibilities.
Speaker: Instead of a madman with a bizarre haircut and signature mustache who screamed and shouted from a podium amongst tens of thousands of subjects, they implanted a soft-spoken woman to deliver the message on TV in a controlled environment.
Speaker: better tyranny through technology.
Speaker: But the message is still the same.
Speaker: It's for the greater good.
Speaker: We're doing this to protect you, our great citizens.
Speaker: And don't forget, this problem of hate speech was propagated, encouraged, and allowed by New York's state government.
Speaker: They let it go unchecked with pro-Palestine rallies that often turned violent, interrupted daily life of its peaceful law-abiding citizens who pay taxes for safety.
Speaker: There were zero violent pro-Israel rallies.
Speaker: It literally is punishing the entire state for the actions of a few thousand hateful and hate-filled few.
Speaker: This strategy is obvious, devious, and illegal and unconstitutional.
Speaker: This is a tipping point because to borrow a phrase, if they can do it there, they can do it anywhere.
Speaker: It really is up to you, New York, New York.
Speaker: Stand up against this because if New York falls, watch other big cities implement this.
Speaker: Once those cuffs or zip ties are on your wrist, you're done, amateurs.
Speaker: Let that soak in.
Speaker: No pro can save you then.
Speaker: They're trying to sell you on a few things.
Speaker: Oh, don't worry.
Speaker: We'll shut the bad people up.
Speaker: How?
Speaker: We can control what people say if you, meaning the government, doesn't like it.
Speaker: That is, we will take care of it once and for all, creating a world of nice.
Speaker: And B, if people aren't nice, we will punish them by controlling and jailing them.
Speaker: And C, if you think or we think someone is sick, we will simply remove them from the equation for any reason.
Speaker: for as long as we deem necessary.
Speaker: You know, the re-education camps that Satan's lapdog Hillary Clinton spoke of openly.
Speaker: I don't know what the heck's going on here, but someone needs to get their asses kicked.
Speaker: They're trying to sell you on the idea that we will make people be nice to each other.
Speaker: Our brand of nice.
Speaker: What we think is nice.
Speaker: Except their brand of nice is a mindless, emotionless, godless, sexless, marriageless, childless, giving you just enough to be alive automaton.
Speaker: A slave that works to make products and provide services for the very few uber wealthy elite.
Speaker: And by that, I mean a few thousand people on the entire planet.
Speaker: Oh, Lou, no one is that evil.
Speaker: I can't fix stupid.
Speaker: I can't change your mind, amateurs.
Speaker: I can only explain what has been and what is happening.
Speaker: The pedal is to the metal now.
Speaker: An election is forthcoming.
Speaker: Their plans were delayed under Trump.
Speaker: They can't afford another four-year setback.
Speaker: Plus, this time, they know punishments are coming if America goes the way of Argentina.
Speaker: where we clean house.
Speaker: This tyranny has gone unchecked for about five decades, perhaps longer.
Speaker: They want this settled in by 2030.
Speaker: What, because that's six years from now, it'll never happen?
Speaker: Have you seen what they have accomplished since 2020?
Speaker: Rigged elections.
Speaker: Riots.
Speaker: Crime unchecked.
Speaker: Epstein murdered.
Speaker: Politicians mysteriously dying.
Speaker: Depopulation.
Speaker: Food controlled.
Speaker: EV hoax.
Speaker: The climate change hoax.
Speaker: Dividing a nation.
Speaker: Brainwashing our millennials and younger generation.
Speaker: Oh, you don't think the young generation isn't being indoctrinated?
Speaker: Listen to this audio of a hidden camera of a so-called teacher standing in front of a graph of pronouns in a PowerPoint presentation.
Speaker: And what's more, listen to the students asking the right questions and the so-called teacher's response.
Speaker: I am gender neutral, so I am not a female, nor am I a male.
Speaker: I would be in between.
Speaker: So right here would be my pronouns.
Speaker: So instead of she or he, you would refer as ze.
Speaker: Instead of her or him, you would refer as zur.
Speaker: Instead of her or his, it would be zur.
Speaker: Yes, in the back.
Speaker: So, I'm sorry, I'm confused.
Speaker: Are you Mr. Darren?
Speaker: Miss Darren?
Speaker: No, I am Teacher Darren.
Speaker: There would be no Mr. or Mrs. in front of that.
Speaker: Just Teacher Darren.
Speaker: I'm confused.
Speaker: What are you confused about?
Speaker: I'm confused over the whole thing.
Speaker: Why do we have to learn this?
Speaker: Well, because this is how the world is changing now.
Speaker: So, the world progresses and we progress with the world.
Speaker: Yes, in the back.
Speaker: Can we just call you by what you look like your pronouns are?
Speaker: No, because that would be disrespectful.
Speaker: So my pronouns are Z, Zer, Zer, Zers, and Zerself.
Speaker: Or you can just call me Teacher Darren.
Speaker: That's not a teacher.
Speaker: That's a propagandist.
Speaker: That's a tool of the New World Order.
Speaker: This isn't new math.
Speaker: This isn't, hey, we discovered this new piece of history.
Speaker: This isn't a new scientific or archaeological discovery that has occurred.
Speaker: This is a brainwashed young adult who has no other marketable skills paid to pass down the message.
Speaker: Complete with a graph behind her showing the pronoun reference sheet, no joke, as she uses a pointer to make her class repeat the mantras.
Speaker: Back to my list of things the New World Order has accomplished since 2020.
Speaker: Censorship, mass media control, a compromised justice system, a virus unleashed, military compromised, depleted, and shamed.
Speaker: PSYOP after PSYOP, cover-ups, a seated president who has been proven to be a treasonous traitor with his son and family, taxed into poverty.
Speaker: Masks.
Speaker: Deadly vaccines.
Speaker: What more do you need to have done to you before you raise an eyebrow, amateurs?
Speaker: The pros have to take care of their own backyards.
Speaker: We warned you.
Speaker: We showed you proof.
Speaker: But you just care about your stupid pronouns.
Speaker: This speech and movement control is literally what is being done in China to the Uyghur people in China.
Speaker: China has arbitrarily detained more than one million Uyghurs and other mostly Muslim minorities in China's far western Xinjiang Uyghur autonomous region.
Speaker: Look it up.
Speaker: It's readily available online at the U.S. Department of Labor's website.
Speaker: And I quote,
Speaker: Uyghur detainees work as forced laborers to produce textiles.
Speaker: They receive little pay, are not allowed to leave, and have limited or no communication with family members.
Speaker: If family communication and visits are allowed, they are heavily monitored or cut short.
Speaker: When not working, the Uyghur workers must learn Mandarin and undergo ideological indoctrination.
Speaker: Even if they could leave, they would not get far as local police have confiscated their identification materials.
Speaker: Here is a list of goods made by forced labor in China.
Speaker: Artificial flowers, bricks, Christmas decorations, coal, cotton, electronics, fireworks, fish, footwear, garments, gloves, hair products, nails, polysilicon, textiles, thread, tomato products, and toys.
Speaker: A bigger question.
Speaker: Why don't you see Muslims angry and protesting and attacking China, by the way?
Speaker: Because they know better.
Speaker: Because China is funding their terrorist groups against the United States.
Speaker: The terrorist groups happily sacrifice their own people with human bombs and use human shields.
Speaker: Why would they possibly give a crap about their fellow Muslims that are already imprisoned in China?
Speaker: And what could they possibly do against heavily armed China?
Speaker: There is no honor among thieves.
Speaker: And controlling citizens is not just being attempted here in America.
Speaker: China does.
Speaker: Prime Minister Trudeau supports partnership with the European Union for a digital ID.
Speaker: The reason?
Speaker: The easy sounds good on paper buzzwords.
Speaker: To help curb online disinformation.
Speaker: Because nowadays humans aren't smart enough to think for themselves and determine what's right and wrong, fact or fiction, or even have the ability to remove themselves from things they don't want to hear.
Speaker: This is a test.
Speaker: And not only should New Yorkers come together to protest, they need to evict any elected official who is behind this with physical force.
Speaker: Let me be clear, not violence, but physical force.
Speaker: That small town in Michigan recently removed their elected officials and shut down a Chinese communist factory from coming into their city.
Speaker: They physically removed the entire city council and changed the locks on the doors.
Speaker: You, as New York citizens, have that right.
Speaker: Take your state back.
Speaker: And now this.
Speaker: And now for step two.
Speaker: Topic number two.
Speaker: It's time for This Week in PsyOps.
Speaker: First up, coinkydink time.
Speaker: Let's talk about Derek Chauvin, the police officer who did not murder lifetime waste of breath George Floyd.
Speaker: Don't believe me?
Speaker: Watch the fall of Minneapolis on YouTube.
Speaker: That is before the government takes it down for, you know, misinformation.
Speaker: And see for yourself.
Speaker: Facts and logic proving George Floyd died of a fentanyl overdose and many other factors contributing to his demise.
Speaker: Derek Chauvin was recently shibbed 22 times in prison by a Mexican mafia member who was also an FBI informant.
Speaker: Here's the best part.
Speaker: Chauvin's assailant had served 27 years of a 30-year murder sentence.
Speaker: So he's more evil now?
Speaker: Some common sense questions.
Speaker: Why is the FBI investigating this?
Speaker: Why did the attempted murderer waive his Miranda rights?
Speaker: Is this guy still an FBI informant?
Speaker: Here's the best part.
Speaker: He claims he wanted to kill Chauvin on Black Friday in the name of BLM.
Speaker: Oh, it gets better.
Speaker: The member of the Mexican Mafia is named John Tershack.
Speaker: Not Juan.
Speaker: And Tershack turns out to be Croatian.
Speaker: And his prison record lists him as white.
Speaker: He's since been moved to a new prison.
Speaker: Don't put Hillary in charge of his security.
Speaker: Oh, I'm not done yet.
Speaker: In 2001, Tershack told a judge, I didn't commit those crimes for kicks.
Speaker: I did them because I had to if I wanted to stay alive.
Speaker: I told that to the FBI agents and they just said, do what you have to do.
Speaker: FBI, you fucking bunch of idiots.
Speaker: Prediction, Tershack killed in prison.
Speaker: This is an absurd piece of jackditation.
Speaker: Jackditation, a specious or false premise.
Speaker: The next upcoming victim of a government psyop will be Jussie Smollett.
Speaker: Remember this nobody actor who staged a fake hate crime?
Speaker: He's since said his black assailants are white supremacists.
Speaker: Hey, I get it brah, deny till you die.
Speaker: And that's coming!
Speaker: Because the man with the first name that's a combination of Jesse and Justine, Jussie Smollett, still has to finish out 150 days of a prison sentence for faking a crime.
Speaker: In perfect no honor among thieves fashion, here's my prediction.
Speaker: All you have to ask is who was paying Jussie to stage his fake hate crime?
Speaker: My prediction is Jussie will be attacked and killed in prison.
Speaker: This administration will make sure his attackers are Aryan Brotherhood types.
Speaker: They'll make sure of it.
Speaker: The world gets to cry racism again, and we crackers are reminded of how awful he is.
Speaker: Don't want to hear it.
Speaker: Plus, Jussie's family gets a nice payout for selling their family member and the black population gets a martyr.
Speaker: Just in time for the next election.
Speaker: Just think of the slogan, Black Gay Lies Matter.
Speaker: Oh, I'm crazy, am I?
Speaker: Did you not hear the Derek Chauvin story?
Speaker: 9-11 being an inside job, not so implausible, is it?
Speaker: Jeffrey Epstein being murdered in prison, not so implausible, is it?
Speaker: JFK being murdered by our own CIA, not so implausible, is it?
Speaker: COVID being unleashed upon America on purpose by Fauci, not so implausible, is it?
Speaker: Toxic vaccines being forced upon America, not so implausible, is it?
Speaker: Well, there's no reason to make a federal case out of it.
Speaker: Your government is the enemy of its people.
Speaker: Time's a bit of a factor here.
Speaker: So as much as I'd like to spend the day murdering all of you, I'm afraid we need to press on.
Speaker: Hey, do you need a comedian or MC for your next corporate event?
Speaker: I can work corporate clean or anything goes and I travel coast to coast.
Speaker: Just email me directly from my website, lusantini.com.
Speaker: Follow me on Instagram, Facebook, and Truth Social to keep you updated with plenty of audiograms for next week's topics.
Speaker: It's all on lusantini.com.
Speaker: You'll find links to my Dry Bar comedy special there too.
Speaker: Thursdays are my favorite day of the week because it's Sneak Peek Thursday, giving you a 60-second video trailer of what's coming on YouTube, at lusantini.
Speaker: A la carte and three pro things coming soon.
Speaker: But first, this week at Amateur Nation needs more attention on topic number three.
Speaker: Next.
Speaker: The honor and remember flag is a nationally recognized symbol that sends a message of appreciation for the sacrifice made by our fallen heroes and their families.
Speaker: The flag flies at many NASCAR races around the country, and you can help honor our nation's fallen military members and remember the eternal sacrifice of their service by flying the flag, too.
Speaker: Text FLAG to 71777 or visit honorandremember.org to learn more.
Speaker: Together, we remember them all.
Speaker: There's been an odd shift in human behavior over the last 15 plus years.
Speaker: A sense of entitlement, a constant need for attention, ironically coupled with the need to be left alone, a desire to be treated the same as everyone else, stupidly combined with the mindset of, I'm special, so treat me accordingly.
Speaker: Introducing the book, Amateur Nation, The Defline of Common Sense, Manners, and Social Skills, the second edition.
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Speaker: Technology and Amateur Behavior.
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Speaker: This time slower and with less passion.
Speaker: All right, now step three.
Speaker: Topic number three.
Speaker: Why don't you see more women transitioning into men?
Speaker: Easy answer.
Speaker: Communism is an attack on men and masculinity.
Speaker: Remove strong men.
Speaker: Vilify masculinity.
Speaker: There's a reason you don't hear about toxic femininity, and believe me, it exists.
Speaker: It's time for...
Speaker: This week at Amateur Nation needs more attention!
Speaker: Now before I play the clip, a little multiple choice.
Speaker: Will it be an amateur millennial, possibly trans with multiple piercings and tats with a bizarre haircut of a funky color so you can tell they're against the norm?
Speaker: Be an amateur millennial, probably trans, griping about how no one got their pronouns correct or introducing new and improved made-up pronouns that are just for them?
Speaker: C, an amateur millennial coming up with new rules about what is now racist, or D, an amateur millennial crying about A through C.
Speaker: If you answer D, you're only half right.
Speaker: This one is simply crying for crying's sake.
Speaker: That's right, folks.
Speaker: Now Amateur Nation makes videos about crying for no reason.
Speaker: But wait, there's more.
Speaker: This cry fest is brought to you by Bud Light's Dylan Dude.
Speaker: Where's my parents, Mulvaney?
Speaker: Male testes confirmed.
Speaker: Remember, this dude represents womanhood.
Speaker: Feel empowered, ladies?
Speaker: Today wasn't supposed to be a crying day.
Speaker: Why do I always feel like crying?
Speaker: Why do I always feel like crying?
Speaker: Don't do it, Dylan.
Speaker: Don't you dare.
Speaker: Today wasn't supposed to be a crying day.
Speaker: I think that's Bud Light's new slogan.
Speaker: Good going, Bud Light.
Speaker: Way to carefully choose who represents your storied brand.
Speaker: I guess since, oh, I don't know, Jeffrey Dahmer is dead, this life fail was the next choice.
Speaker: Hey, Dylan, maybe you always feel like crying because you know you're living a lie or because you sold your soul for some bucks and destroyed your mental, physical, and sexual health.
Speaker: Maybe you're crying because you know you were making a mockery of women.
Speaker: And you're a man.
Speaker: Well, my money is on, you desperately need attention that you never got from your family and friends, and you now realize your life is a pathetic joke from which you can never recover.
Speaker: Well, if you ask me, you've got too much imagination.
Speaker: Everything's all loop-de-loops and flibberty-jibbit.
Speaker: Music
Speaker: I'm not quite full yet.
Speaker: I could eat a few more bites.
Speaker: This is a la carte.
Speaker: Attention all fairy tale things.
Speaker: The only thing dumber than listing your made up pronouns is if your pronouns are in line with your actual biology.
Speaker: Need attention much?
Speaker: Since the documentary, The Fall of Minneapolis, proves what pro-nation already knew, that is, that lifetime criminal George Floyd was not murdered by Derek Chauvin, and that the local, state, and federal governments hid evidence and allowed the riots to happen, instead of wearing those stupid I-can't-breathe tees, amateur nation should be forced to wear I-can't-think-for-myself tees or I-can't-handle-truth.
Speaker: Only a true friend tells you the stuff you don't want to hear.
Speaker: A 100% battery electric bus run by Google, known for their bus making, barreled backwards downhill in San Francisco, actually known for their hills, crashing into multiple vehicles and sending one person to the hospital.
Speaker: It lost power and rolled backwards downhill, ping-ponging off parked cars as it rolled.
Speaker: EVs are great for the environment, as long as you're not in the environment.
Speaker: I see another speed remake.
Speaker: Someone gets Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves on the horn.
Speaker: I can hear the bad guy now.
Speaker: If this bus doesn't make it up the hill, people will die.
Speaker: No wait, people might die if it turns off and rolls backwards.
Speaker: No wait, child slaves will die digging in mines to power these failed science fair experiments.
Speaker: It's an electric car and it's very good for the environment.
Speaker: A quick dad joke from at volvo underscore lot on Instagram.
Speaker: What does a person with diarrhea and an EV owner have in common?
Speaker: Both hope they will make it home.
Speaker: On this show, I've talked about the supposedly edible rubber coating amateur nation savior Bill Satan and I go golfing Gates puts on produce to help preserve it called appeal.
Speaker: A P E E L. Watch for that sticker on your food and avoid it.
Speaker: Now, here is a list of stores selling this poison.
Speaker: Target, Bristol Farms, Fairway, Albertsons, and the Fresh Market.
Speaker: Avoid those stores.
Speaker: Bankrupt them.
Speaker: Plenty of other places to get produce.
Speaker: And by the way, the United Nations demands that Americans eat less meat for the good of the planet.
Speaker: You want to do your part, don't you, America?
Speaker: And we always take direction from the useless UN, right?
Speaker: Per unusual whales on Instagram, 62% of millennials say they're willing to pay $7 for a daily coffee because of the joy it brings.
Speaker: Wait, there's something that brings millennials joy?
Speaker: I took too much ecstasy in my 20s, so nothing makes me happy anymore.
Speaker: Also, I don't want to hear about how much you hate capitalism ever again, amateur millennials.
Speaker: And I really don't want to hear you crying from the front seat of your Nissan Leafs about how you're going broke when you're dropping $210 a month on communist mud.
Speaker: They're jerk-offs.
Speaker: Court documents released by the Justice Department show that Special Counsel Jack Smith successfully obtained access to everyone who liked, retweeted, or mentioned Donald Trump on Twitter, now known as X. Good luck being out in public, Jack Smith.
Speaker: My foot's gonna be so far up your.
Speaker: It's gonna dangle my nose.
Speaker: Speaking of X, the heads of every tech company had dinner with communist dictator Xi Jinping and the next day pulled all their ads from X. But they're still on TikTok.
Speaker: Tell me you're a commie trader who doesn't believe in free speech without telling me you're a commie trader who doesn't believe in free speech.
Speaker: Like I said, the world's not all bad.
Speaker: I can find at least three things every week that are good.
Speaker: This is three pro things, three things that are done right.
Speaker: Number one.
Speaker: On behalf of all the pros and pro nation who are done walking on eggshells and tiptoeing around the ultra-sensitive, easily offended, off-triggered in amateur nation, here comes a mic drop from at satire4u on Instagram featuring a young, white, biological female.
Speaker: I know!
Speaker: The horror!
Speaker: But as always, you can't argue with common sense.
Speaker: I'm a racist.
Speaker: If I stand for my flag, I have to apologize for it.
Speaker: I'm not allowed to go to church, but I can burn churches to the ground.
Speaker: I'm not allowed to open my own business, but I can go loot and destroy other people's businesses.
Speaker: If I wear a badge, have a gun, and I'm dressed in blue, I'm a racist pig.
Speaker: But if I walk around destroying my city with bricks and masks, I'm considered a peaceful protester.
Speaker: I'm not allowed to peacefully protest the lockdown at my capital.
Speaker: But I can go destroy and graffiti my capital.
Speaker: I'm not allowed to go to the park to play t-ball with my family, but I can destroy the park.
Speaker: I'm not allowed to protect our historical monuments and history, but I can go tear them down and have them land on top of people.
Speaker: I'm not allowed to have an opinion on racial matters because I'm white, but if I don't have an opinion on it, I'm the reason why people are oppressed.
Speaker: I can go riot in the streets with the BLM, but if I go to a Trump rally, COVID-19 magically appears.
Speaker: Does anyone else not see the hypocrisy in all of this?
Speaker: I am done with your bullshit.
Speaker: Number two.
Speaker: Number two.
Speaker: I'll just get to it.
Speaker: Max Verstappen, Formula One world champion, third time.
Speaker: I used to be a Lewis Hamilton fan until he started crying oppression and racism and most importantly, his whining and bad sportsmanship throughout the season.
Speaker: But enough with Hamilton.
Speaker: Max Verstappen is a modern day Niki Lauda, a scientist driver who drives with precision and emotions in check, a team player, now a three-time world champion.
Speaker: Three years in a row, helping his team win the Constructors' Cup who knows how many races ago.
Speaker: 19 pole positions this year.
Speaker: 19 wins out of 22 races.
Speaker: 9 fastest laps.
Speaker: 21 podiums.
Speaker: He led races 1,003 out of 1,325 laps.
Speaker: His season, in a word,
Speaker: Domination.
Speaker: Breaking Hamilton's brain in the final lap of Abu Dhabi three years ago was the start of it all.
Speaker: I honestly don't see what could keep him from going four in a row next year.
Speaker: Keep an eye out for George Russell and Team Mercedes, and I can't wait for the next season of Drive to Survive on Netflix.
Speaker: Number three.
Speaker: Once again, a stand-up comedian tells the truth and, as in this case, often predicts the future.
Speaker: Take a listen to one of my all-time favorites, Bill Burr.
Speaker: This bit from his album, Let It Go, entitled My Theories.
Speaker: No, but it's a scary time, dude.
Speaker: It's a scary time to raise a kid.
Speaker: That's the only thing I'm worried about.
Speaker: It's a really scary time, you know?
Speaker: I think they're getting ready to, like, microchip all of us.
Speaker: I'm not even joking, dude.
Speaker: Have you seen that new Duracell commercial where that woman can't find her kid in the park?
Speaker: Dude, what kind of a fucked up way is that to sell batteries?
Speaker: It's a little hardcore, don't you think?
Speaker: Don't you remember the old battery commercials?
Speaker: They show some guy in a rainstorm, right?
Speaker: Changing a tire, takes out a flashlight.
Speaker: Eh, take all the dirt sale.
Speaker: I can see how wet I'm getting.
Speaker: That was it.
Speaker: I'm not showing this woman she can't find her kid in the park.
Speaker: She's sitting there going like, Kevin?
Speaker: Kevin?
Speaker: Has anybody seen Kevin?
Speaker: Sitting there freaking out that she pulls out this device.
Speaker: And then all of a sudden Kevin comes running out of the woods.
Speaker: And then just like, tourists sell batteries.
Speaker: I was like, dude, fuck the batteries.
Speaker: What was that thing she just took out of her pocket?
Speaker: How did Kevin know to come out of the woods?
Speaker: He didn't have an antenna, his sneakers weren't glowing.
Speaker: What the fuck is in Kevin that is connected to that?
Speaker: Don't just show me that like that's normal.
Speaker: Oh yeah, remote control kids.
Speaker: Let's go see mommy.
Speaker: Dude, that is some creepy New World Order shit.
Speaker: Evidently it's a bracelet and they just put the microchip in there.
Speaker: But that's how they're gonna do it.
Speaker: They're gonna scare the shit out of you that someone's gonna take your kid.
Speaker: Eh, it's just a bracelet.
Speaker: But what if they take the bracelet?
Speaker: Oh, we'll just glue it to the forehead.
Speaker: Eh, we'll just sorta drill it in there.
Speaker: I'm telling you, whatever they're doing to dogs, they're gonna be doing to us in like 10 years, right?
Speaker: They got those six microchips with their balls cut off.
Speaker: I'm telling you.
Speaker: They're gonna have us on TV waiting to get rescued like some accountant looking all fucked up at the TV, right?
Speaker: That's what you're gonna hear in the future.
Speaker: That's gonna be the future.
Speaker: Dude, you hear about Eddie?
Speaker: Ah, they turned his chip off, man!
Speaker: Dude, the guy's fucked.
Speaker: He is fucked.
Speaker: He made one little joke about the government.
Speaker: Next thing you know, he had to buy a round.
Speaker: His head wouldn't go through.
Speaker: They kept scanning it, nothing.
Speaker: He's outside, screaming up at a satellite, ah, turn it back on.
Speaker: Then I turned it back on.
Speaker: Dude's fucked.
Speaker: The dude is fucked.
Speaker: Dude, I ain't standing next to him.
Speaker: They're gonna shut my chip off.
Speaker: I don't even know that guy.
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Speaker: Today wasn't supposed to be a crying day.
Speaker: Why do I always feel like crying?
Speaker: Why do I always feel like crying?
