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Speaker: What's going on, guys? Welcome to what the fuck news. If it's in the news and it makes you say what the fuck, we're we're going to talk about it. We got kind of in the building, as usual. Jerry, she's here. Hey, yo. And I'm Glick. As we learned last year with us, he's he's left this to see a mortal coil and it is no longer a part of the living. like Unfortunately, honor actually they you had yesterday ah first story of the night in breaking news, Jeff was in a vicious Chupacabra attack. And yes, even though we know him as the goat sucker in the States, the real goat sucker ended his life. So rest in peace, Jeffrey.
Speaker: are that friend The Chupacabra's last word words to Jeff was, hey boy, you got a pretty mouth. You got a pretty penis. Wait a minute. but Welcome to what the fuck news. It is a nonsensical original production, nonsensical network original production, whatever you want to call it.
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Speaker: that's the first bit Gentlemen. And I use that word very, very much like Connor's mom loosely. but and Gentlemen, how are you guys doing tonight? Much better since Monday night. Yeah. Well, since Connor hasn't turned himself into a human yo -yo, you know, I'd say he's doing pretty good. I contemplated unaliving myself Monday night after that fiasco, but the the pew pew jammed, the rope snapped, and the pills that I took, apparently you can't OD on Tylenol. You can. You can. It just takes longer and it hurts like hell.
Speaker: Wait, wait, wait. did Did the did the pills you take come in a little dispenser that the head comes up? Maybe did they say Pez. I took like 70 of them and they did nothing. Oh, my God. ah No, Monday night was was a complete and utter shit show debacle. ah You guys had good conversation, but it was it was a disaster. We'll we'll. Monday night evidently didn't happen because some dickhead who didn't like it. We'll well well well ah we'll come back to that. we'll we'll We'll circle back around that whole subject matter another time um because I feel like it's a good subject matter. And and and and and outside of the technical difficulties, my my aggravation of frustration kind of threw off your guys' conversation. so But nonetheless, everything's good. We're back to normal.
Speaker: we're We're back up on, uh, on all the platforms. Like we're supposed to be. And, uh, everything seems to be working. What are you two doing? Not not me doing anything.
Speaker: Connor's trying to hide. I've seen it. I just, how are you doing that now? Did we just discover that Saturday? And I don't forgot how to do that. Yeah. ah Yeah. When you create the banner, there's a little check mark box that says scroll across the bottom. Oh, parentheses yeah, that's right. OK. Sorry. I couldn't help myself. great Oh, OK. I need to. You said you wanted to go first this time. I clicked on click first.
Speaker: said Last week he said he wanted to go first. I was throwing a little bit of a temper tension. Deal with it. Sasquatches are people too, people. You know, I, I noticed, I don't know what happened to it, but Monday night show, I can't find it on any of our street, any of the streaming clef. Jeez. I wonder why it couldn't have been because a bearded Sasquatch got pissed off through a temperature and then decided to go full nuke on it. I, I blame the aliens. I blame the aliens. Look, my boy was looking out for me. s Sir poo sua was like, I can't let my boy go out like that.
Speaker: He's like, these assholes aren't going to have his back. So I got it. Let me go ahead and just, uh, sap it with the eraser. It's called an eraser beam. So it just erases all traces of, of said show. Right. Right. All right. Speaking of, that's a good friend right there. You guys could really learn a valuable lesson. What's that cover Glick's ass when he fucks up, he doesn't do that for me. Why would I do it for him? you relax you're not a good food ah beautiful
Speaker: but Oh, but being a good friend is laughing at one person that's trying to pretend he's Jeff shooting a gun. where's a big but Yeah, that's a great friend when you laugh at him when they fall out of a chair or when they tell you that they fall down the stairs instead of first thing you say is, are you okay? No, you just burst out historically. Great friend, right? Great friend. sad thing is is if like really you were fine You were on the show. I mean without him going to the hospital bed and and you tell me I'm fine. Yeah. When you're alive, right? Kind of riddled with bullets and you'd still be like, ah, you can walk it off. Oh, he's on the show. He's fine. He just got shot live on the show. He's fine. he's on the show
Speaker: Oh, good. Somebody fucking shoots fucking Connor in the dome and fucking Connors like on a fucking he's a vegetable and fucking Glick's like, ah, he's fine. He'll walk it off later. my Yeah, it is. It is. What? but You did just like. Now, again, the old saying, but are you dead? bro and I mean, i would he's a vegetable in his life. No, i mean we lost. we We lost Jeff. Jeff is no longer with us. And and I still make fun of that. and i like that eat not just very again Well, you know, I'm going to pick up the slack. No, you're not. I kill on myself. Connor is like, wait, seriously, is Jeff alive or not? What's going on? and they were a
Speaker: know I panicked for a second. I was at Carson's ball game and I was like, what the fuck? No way. No. fuck do i mean I mean, seriously though, if something happened to any of you guys, you know, or let alone Jim, if something happened to one of you guys and you were unalive, do you think that I would make a like make light of it? Who's Jeff? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, I do. yes you would Okay. OK, fair enough. OK, OK, you know what? Maybe I asked the wrong people. yeah Yes, I knew 100 % possibly may or may not have lost Jeff to the cartel or a chupacabra attack. All we know is that his wife heard banjos before the attack happened. Jeff is Jeff is dead. Jeff is currently jeff jeff is currently in hell getting pineapple shoved up his ass.
Speaker: So anyway, in in other news, we have a replacement for Jeff in the meantime, not we haven't talked to him about it yet or anything like that. um Yeah, where's their fucking weather man? Our weather man should should definitely come in handy at this point, but climate has been gone. Yeah, climate titt climate tite has been missing as well. I fear I fear that Rockley finally tracks him down in that. put him in his place. So we've had two deaths on the show in the last week. And to find out if Jeff is really dead, go listen to our podcast episodes backwards.
Speaker: The Beatles did that with Paul McCartney one time. What the hell? What the hell? Tantum throwing ass bitch. tantrum. There's an R. i'm trying i No, I'm actually trying to.
Speaker: Jesus Christ. Here comes another Monday night. Yeah. knowing is No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Glick's like, hey, guys, next Wednesday. Glick, your mic is cutting out. I don't know what's going on. Hey, guys, next Wednesday, I want to go first. We give them the fucking floor, and it's just like. Glick, we're not we're not streaming on Facebook for some reason. I don't know what's going on. Glick, this isn't talking shit. I'm actually. Waiting for Alice Snow to say anything. No, we actually we actually don't know What I'm doing right what I'm doing right now Connor reminded me I gotta send a link to somebody Hey ah Connor, you know since our fearless leader ain't going how about you? Especially since especially since somebody because I send a link to somebody every show and I sent that link to said person and then some Jackass came in and ended the show and that
Speaker: She clicked on that link and then sent me a picture and he was like, yo, what the hell's going on tonight, bro? Not mentioning any names. Shut up, yo -yo yo boy. You're going to what? I haven't turned myself into a yo -yo yet. What? I'm about to turn myself into paint on the wall. You need to eat like three or four cheeseburgers. So anyways. No, I had to I had to get that link sent out. Sorry. come but okay What did you just say to her?
Speaker: okay Repeat yourself, please. She's like she's like this big. I told her she needed to be a few cheeseburgers. Not my daughter, who's a human garbage disposal, her friend. I mean, she does take after Sasquatchian. She's what? Can you say the next night? What? Can Katie say the night's night? tonight You're sleeping outside. No, you're an adult. Please don't get sleepovers anymore. Tell him to shut up. I agree with. Friends, he doesn't get a say. I agree i agree with Connor. You guys have to sleep outside. car You're welcome. The sleepovers are over. You're adults. So all this is, all this is is a, ah it's it's an audition for primary survivor. That's all it is. She just doesn't want to be here by herself all day tomorrow. Oh, that's right. I don't care. Yeah.
Speaker: yeah don You guys can build a fort out here on the patio. The house is locked it at 5 PM. I could see Glick's daughter and her friend doing like the steppers thing like, oh my god, there's so much room for activities. yeah gli Glick was born out here in the wild. His daughter. You just learned to survive out in the wild. dog Glick was born in the nature. Molded by it. He was molded by it. I didn't see the indoors till I was but a man and by then it was only helpful. It was only because Nikki wouldn't chain me anymore. She said free my Sasquatchian people. It was only to steal beer from inside of the 7 -Eleven.
Speaker: i um do do nothing to see here i just one we got a sas i on tape stealing miller like the local seven eleven so i So Wednesday show is evidently no Saturday show ah so and So anyways it is it is what ah it is it is what the fuck news and Boys, let me teach you a lesson.
Speaker: need you I need you to follow the ways of the mighty Glick. Shut up, Connor. No one ever thought it wasn't with an N. We all know the issues between North and South Korea, correct? You know what's going on up there. yeah No, no, what's going on? What's what's going on? you He's enlightening me. they they They like to make bonfires and get their ukuleles. and gather around together and sing Kumbaya up in North and South Korea. Real friendly place. They did that together, right? and they hold it Yeah, they do it together. North and South Korea, they they hold hands, play the ukuleles and sing Kumbaya and make s'mores. Since when? North Korea has hated South Korea. Well, they hate each other. but Well, well north korea fedup com North Korea has recently found a new way to annoy the hell out of
Speaker: South Korea and they are launching balloons full of trash and shit like literal shit feces yep that have a timer on them on the inside of them so when they get over South Korea in certain areas they're they're popping and dropping trash and shit on the South Korea Instead of and and the problem is, is that these balloons are setting off? Well, obviously the problem is these balloons are full of shit and trash and they're exploding all over Korea. So what you're telling us, put your broken ass finger down, use your other hand. So what you're telling us, Glick, is that ah North Korea is now New York and they're shipping all their dump and toxic weeds over to South Korea, which is now New Jersey.
Speaker: No, I'm saying that in the in the world we live in, where Russia invades the Ukraine, did you and are killing and are killing thousands upon thousands of people and and the and the Jews in the Palestinians or whatever the hell is going on over there, Hamas and whatnot, they're killing people. North Korea has gone to juvenile pranks. lot of And like I said, there are literally filling balloons with trash and shit. and on max And they're in. Peter, you're not even a real person. So they reached. They reached these certain points too soon, Connor, and the balloons pop and and it's it's it's literally raining shit and trash. But another problem, they've stooped down to chimpanzee tactics.
Speaker: Exactly. But another problem that's with it outside of you know all the trash and shit that's all over South Korea right now. is that these fucking balloons are causing South Korea's quote unquote missile defense systems to go haywire. We go crazy. The alarms are going off like crazy. So South Korea is like, do we push the button or do we not push the button? You know, like what do we do? It's not Korea's like everybody, everybody run. Oh, wait, it's a trash bag. We're good.
Speaker: I don't know if this is actually true or not, but did you guys see or hear about the Russian warship or whatever? That's like right off the coast of Florida. I say we just board their boat, sail across the sea and restore the heart of Tofiti. I said that's what we should do. It's down along Cuba, which our military, our Navy ships down there, too. And they're like, assholes. um It's a Mexican standoff. The Russian warships and the and American warships are having a Mexican standoff. Well, if they're down by Cuba, wouldn't it be a Cuba standoff? No, it's a Mexican standoff. And at the worst case scenario, they start firing shit at each other and they blow up Florida. No loss there. I mean, that's a win -win for everybody, correct? Oh, no, we lost Brian. Whatever will we do? Well, Mark and Brian would be dead, then you dumb. Oh, no. Oh, Mark was down there too?
Speaker: yet. The network is dropping like flies. Thanks, Jeff. And somehow Collars outliving everybody. Yeah, and look at them go. Yeah. look it like but it's For everyone that had me on their Deadpool, Vernon Hill. Oh, we all will. Congratulations to whoever had Jeff on their pool. buts Glick looks at there. Holy shit. I had Jeff on my dead. Hang on. I got i guess i am his name off my wall.
Speaker: yeah Jeff Scott. yeah rid I am a real boy. So its so I know that I know that Twitter is freaking out about the whole Russian thing. Do we really think it's anything more than just Russia kind of just being like, hey, we're coming. ah We're we're over here. What are you going to do? I, you know, not in, in, in Connor honest, your opinion with your, with your military background, but I think this is the same thing that Russia and America has been doing to each other for the last 50, 60 years, man. It's, it's just, it's a dick competition. You know, Russia flexes a little bit. We flex back. We flex a little bit. They flex back. I think that's all part of, there's no part of me that fears Russia. Yeah. No, I don't think, I don't think.
Speaker: You know, like I said, this has been a song and dance we've been doing for Since god's sixties Russia, haven't you learned your lesson when you sent Ivan Drago against America? Like yeah, you took out Apollo Creed Well but you well yeah has a heat weapon of rocky fucking Balboa just saying and he sent that's the problem that they run into is when he's when they sent Ivan Drago over here. He did great on US soil. The problem is when when rocky came over there and said hey guys her when rocky just like that and created one of the greatest rocky movie montage workout montages of all times dude the beginning of that movie is one of the best rocky openings when you see the russian glove and then that you ever put your boats in the ocean next to ours yeah
Speaker: Ivan Drago isn't a fucking thing bad.
Speaker: god Right. Right. Peter Piper. Honestly, I hope Florida does get taken out first. Yeah. ah Well, I mean, you know, the I hope they invade Brian's workspace. That's what I hope for. You know, the Russians did try to invade once upon a time and and a ragtag team of kids defended our country led by one and only Patrick Swayze. So I'm just saying, but you're talking about the Wolverines, the Michigan Wolverine.
Speaker: But, uh, now in, uh, in, in, in other news, uh, a, a number, I think it was in, I believe it was a Nebraska police officer made a traffic stop, pulled over a young lady, said young lady made an offer.
Speaker: And the police officer had to make quite the embarrassing call for backup. Oh, I got to hear this. Well, he played his pecker off. He climbed into the back of his cruiser with said young lady. They pulled off down the side road or whatever. No, he was going to say Brian. Never would have guessed that. And as we all know, if we know anything about police cars, Jeff probably knows quite a bit about police cars recently. ah so of They don't open from the inside. That's one way to get fired. So he had to call for backup because he decided to take up on said favor from young lady and walk themselves into the back of his cruiser. Super troopers in real life. Am I right, boys? Honestly, I can't even blame him. I mean, I mean, what would you do?
Speaker: I mean, you're a cop. You can't wait until you're off fucking duty to go get some. Ma 'am. Well, no, because she's trying to get out of the ticket now. wow Well, you tell her she needs to either swallow the nut up or she needs to shut up. I agree. I agree with with with Jarvis. You say, you know what? I'm gonna let you off with a warning but uh I'll see you at the local uh Piggly Wiggly a little uh after my shift time. Yeah well don't do it in public you know I'll see you down at the the the uh Red Roof Inn you know when I get double with my shift and if she doesn't show up. Yeah but then you can't guarantee that she pays up.
Speaker: Well, then if she doesn't pay up, then you, uh, you know, you have her fucking license plate number. What the fuck is she going to do? You can literally, um thats so that's, that's like, that's like giving your wife a back rub because she promises for some head. And then you're like, you go to cash in, but you gave her the back rub first. She's like, I'll get you tomorrow. yeah But the great thing is we've learned in media, if you listen to the news, cops are all terrible. Fuck her. He goes to her house, makes a false claim that she robbed the grocery store and he shoots her in the back 17 times. It's a common problem, Jarvis. Yeah, I'm just saying. Call down Scott Peterson. You know, maybe she's resisting arrest and you gotta put your knee on the back of her neck for 10 minutes, you know? Why the back of her neck? Put it on the front of her neck. Yeah, you like that.
Speaker: of course I got it happened in Minnesota you fuck yeah and I'm kidding I love our I love our law enforcement I'm joking guys however yeah i guess when they say they cant breathe don't ramp up the pressure just saying well you know what and and how can you say it can't breathe if you can't breathe at the end of the day let's be honest that situation I think the cop was a hero Oh no, he was such an upstanding citizen with a rap sheet 14 miles long that included. I wasn't going to say anything, but in fact, I won't i won't say not. Let's not. Let's tear down the statues of our founding fathers because they had slaves, but let's erect a statue of a criminal. I'll say it. fuck I like to erect statues.
Speaker: You haven't been a wreck in the last three years. ah Nothing works from the waist down, ladies and gentlemen, but my dick. I don't count that as my lieutenant, Dan, my Peter Piper, fuck the pepper works just fine. My Peter Piper, fucks many peppers. Hey, you know what? Whatever, whatever gets it whatever heart gets the same pepper. Um, I think, I think there's, there's ways around to collect the debt outside, outside of being like, I'll just pull my cruiser around the car and we can hop in the back. yeah I mean, yeah. but like
Speaker: I don't blame the man. I just, I, you know what? Do you man? But yeah, you don't know this guy was a stupid guy he could be married. His wife doesn't put out or anything. And like the guy, I wouldn't assume that I was, I was just saying, you know, if, if he's a single guy, wanted to get his dicks up and married, he could be single. We don't know. Well, he was married. Then he's a douche. And if he wasn't married, then good on. What? You made a, you made a rookie mistake though.
Speaker: but but he he he did he did but which he he did he did unfortunately uh resigned from his position as a as a police officer uh I don't I don't know what kind of trouble he would have been in probably a reprimand maybe a few days off paid suspension something like that however the ridicule the the ridicule from his from from from the rest of his co -workers for the rest of the time he worked there. Cause you know, you're never going to get another job in police work. Well, no, not, no, no. They're never going to let you live that down. They're not going to let that down. It's like, we're we're not going to let Connor live down the fact that he fell out of his chair last week. So I mean, you do you know, you know, they're going to break his balls every chance they get when he's in the, with when he's in the department. Hey, remember that time you locked yourself in the back of your cruiser with the whore.
Speaker: yeah
Speaker: yeah I mean, I mean they're they're college foreign Huskers for a reason just saying I think it was Nebraska. I'm pretty sure it was Nebraska. But nonetheless, you know, ah we're not real news. So we don't have to be accurate. We can just make shit up. You guys don't know. Holy shit. Russia's invading. No kidding. Yeah. So. That's how we should start the next show is with the emergency alert system. we did Play a clip from the day after.
Speaker: Fallout has begun in the city of Los Angeles. Everyone thank God got you bit play a clip from Independence Day where the spaceship blows up the way. Oh my God. Well, we haven't looked like we haven't had dinner yet here, so. I'm having Miller Lite for an appetizer. I had chicken. Oh, my. Oh, my goodness. It's winning. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Hashtag winning. Miller Lite, you owe us. Nicki's going to grill. We're T -winning. Nicki's going to do some steak on the grill. I think some shrimp or chicken and or shrimp and chicken kabobies. You're letting your wife cook.
Speaker: We got some veggies and then we got some what is kind of sa watch each vegetable I Love veggies, dude. What are you talking about? What kind of sass? We live in the goddamn forest. Of course. We eat greens. I thought you were I Thought you were a carnivore. Hey, how do you think I got so big and strong? If you don't eat your veggies, you're not gonna grow up and be big and strong Connor That's why yeah I thought you ate lots of dogs. That's why I liked you so much. Me and my cat were best friends with you up until this time. We babies and dogs and cats and sometimes the lost hiker in the woods, you know. ah Jarvis, you want to go to the woods? No.
Speaker: Wait here, Jarvis, I'll be right back. I'll be right back. Hold on, Jarvis. Hold on, Jarvis. I see something. Oh, you got shot, Jarvis. How'd that happen? Oh, my God. It's a Sasquatch. Jarvis, run. Oh, wait. That's right. look jar You know what they used to call me in the army? Dick Cheney. I yeah no ah hear Sasquatches are attracted to the smell of blood. That's shark stupid. Yeah, I've heard it both ways. Connor, Connor shoots me in the leg. Nice fucking aim, Chris Kyle. Hey, that man was a hero. Most of the stories of him are like exaggerated, but yeah.
Speaker: yeah sarca Sarcasm, sarcasm. I got held up at a gas station by two armed men, but yet I'm able to fucking pull a Steven Seagal move with a holster. Yeah, okay. Steven Seagal? Did you you just slap him like a little girl? pepping up steve's cigar Stop it! Stop! That's my purse! I don't know you!
Speaker: who um
Speaker: Did he later call you and say he can't quit you? if you yeah It's it's like like that old whole joke. You went camping with a whole bunch of dudes, and you woke up, couldn't remember the night before, but your butt hurt really bad. Would you tell anybody?
Speaker: so I'm talking to you, Steven. What? No. You want to go camping? What happens in the camping? What happens in the tent stays in the tent. Let's be honest. Who's Katie? that Brian's trying to be funny and it's no I don't get it. I'm just gonna keep Peter Piper's Yeah can keep that one and yeah you are ain't real dark but Another news speaking of of criminals and cops I'm sure you guys have probably seen this has been everywhere the the older gentleman who The the older gentleman who was
Speaker: had to do a ah zoom court and he was and he was driving and he had a suspended license. Oh, yeah. I heard about that one. Yeah. It was an older gentleman and he was like had to do a zoom court thing and they pull everything up. Oh, yeah. and And and and he was like, hold on, hold on. um I gotta get in this parking spot real quick. And the judge is like, are you driving? And he's like, yeah. Oh, and that was kind of the video clip um criminal yeah i'm down from criminal we all we all thought world's dumbest criminal here we go you know you're a fucking moron however and the judge kind of went off on him right the judge really kind of read him the reddit read him the riot act at the end of the day the reddit act the reddit cat yeah yeah like he really kind of went off on him and and gave him a bunch of shit well
Speaker: There was an update a few days later from that story after it happened. Turns out the guy did not have a suspended license at all. It was a clerical error at the DMV and the courthouse. He did lose his license a few years prior for unpaid child support or whatever, but he got all caught up and got everything paid and taken care of and, uh, and, and got his license back. But the DMV or the courthouse, one of the two. made a mistake in the in the in the computer so the judge had to come back and uh eat crow and apologize uh because they were gonna have that like they had this this guy uh they had he was arrested and he was facing some some some jail time for it uh but the judge had come back and eat crow and it's just like yeah y 'all should figure out who was supposed to fix that and made that error and
Speaker: fire them immediately because you know that judge after he was done apologizing walked out of his like area went to the clear clinical person and said do your damn job susan the clinical person or the clerical person clerical clinical same thing i mean actually they completely in the world we live in that it will you know everybody is is so - Still costing money no matter what. Well, everybody's so quick to sue. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. And I don't know what kind of damages were done to this guy. I don't really think anything major happened to him, but I mean, I wouldn't hire the same lawyer when I mean, granted, she was a defendant. What do they call that type of lawyer? Those prosecuting lawyers.
Speaker: Yeah. The defense lawyer, she wasn't a very good defense lawyer at the end of the day because, you know, instead of being like, you shut up, stop fucking talking. She just let it happen. And she was just like, Oh no, like maybe you should, I'm not a lawyer or anything, but maybe you should have done your homework and, and looked into the situation. and done a little bit better job at the end of the day. So that way that the judge would have been up there reading the guy, the riot act, giving them 17 different kinds of hell and because he's driving with a suspended license. and And then you could have been like, hey, judge, you know, you could have saved both of them. You could have made both of them save both of them from looking stupid and been like, hey, I did a little research and actually.
Speaker: He does have his license and, you know, but she just stood there and watched the whole thing happen. Good job, Dickhead. I'm way cooler than those Duck Dynasty losers.
Speaker: Steven, you, me and Peter's, pet Peter's pepper. We're all going, we're all going camping. Yeah. I mean, what's, what's not even, Brian, I'm so confused. I don't know. He says things and and I don't think he thinks. very you Well, to answer your question. you yeah you So, um Jarvis, you're a former twitcher.
Speaker: t which
Speaker: Twitch, like Twitch, you used, Oh, okay. I thought yours, I thought, okay. I was like, okay, where's he gone with this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A Twitter, you were on Twitch. You gamed on Twitch. You, you know, we, we were Twitchers too at one point in time. So everybody's got their panning's all up in a bunch right now because Twitch is raising their, I didn't know there was, uh, Oh no. That subscription price. for for for subscribers. Oh, okay. Yeah. Um, I don't know. What is this? I know you were an affiliate and I think it used to be like five, five bucks. Maybe I'm not quite sure. I honestly, i I was like, Hey, if you follow me, you know, I'm happy. Thank you for the follow. You don't have to subscribe to me. Former tweaker.
Speaker: so
Speaker: Press the live button. Dumb dumb. Press the live button. Refresh the page there is a slight delay. There's about a There's about a 30 to 45 second delay on on YouTube. I don't know what the delay is like on It's it's no more than it's no more than a few seconds. Yeah What gold are you giving? and i sort i'm trying to figure out what i'm eighty brother son Russia if you want to invade anything and our standard one take Brian we are standards are a little here a little higher here and
Speaker: on any other night other than Thursday. But but um so, yeah, I think I think they're going from like five something to six something. And and and a lot of and a lot of people are are a whole dollar. Yeah, it's ah it's a dollar. But here's my thing. Here's my thing with with people that are affiliated and and and have subscribers. um One of the perks ah and and and again, Jarvis, I know you are affiliated. um I, we, we weren't. So that's why I'm going to direct this question to you. Um, when you're, when you're affiliated and you can have subscribers, you can, one of the perks of being a subscriber is you don't have to watch ads, correct? Yeah. But.
Speaker: You can get around that with the whole Twitch Nitro or whatever it's called. You can literally buy that and it's kind of like YouTube premium in a way where you don't have to subscribe to anyone. You can just that and pretty much being a subscriber. So if you made if you made your channel sub only, That means that most of your content would be subscriber only based. So you would have to subscribe to that channel in order to watch it. But that's what I'm saying. Like when as the affiliate, when somebody, says well you know, went for your.
Speaker: You have the the capability to turn the ads on or off, right? Yeah. And you can make ah the ads how long you want them intervals and all that. Like there's people that literally, I swear to God, as soon as they got affiliate, they crank the ads up so much that within like two minutes every time would be a new ad. And I'm just sitting back like I'm good with one every hour. Do you, do you make money off of those ads? You can. so so basically when you get affiliated it's twitch paying you yeah so when they when they run when they run ads you make a you make a little bit of money right yeah they say it's a split of a fair split but so it's kind of my opinion on it
Speaker: And if you're an affiliate and somebody's already paying you five or $6 a month, doesn't that make you a scumbag if you don't turn your ads off or or if you don't moderate your ads enough to where you're not getting inundated in ads? And you're kind of stealing money from people at the end of the day. So so I look at it as a two -way street. Now, if you're if you're, let's say you have a thousand subscribers and you're making good money off your subscriber count, 100%, turn off your fucking ads. But if you're just starting out, and like a few people that know you are subscribing to you keep the ads on like granted you know it's an alleged sword but like at the same time if you're gonna really if you're already supporting someone for the five dollars one dollar ain't gonna break your fucking bank one dollar more ain't gonna break your bank but at the same time i always thought that even
Speaker: the streamer should be able to be like okay tier one donate to subscribe at tier one pay two dollars you know make it at least somewhat affordable so then people are people want to come and subscribe um no i i don't know i i just think you know especially with the but
Speaker: what is that What is the split with a subscriber? I mean, you know somebody's paying $6 or whatever to subscribe. What well now what does a Twitch take? Fuck. Probably most of it. Oh, really? So Twitch takes it. Now, if you get donations through like Streamlab or StreamElements, you get to keep that money. or like your gift what about your What about your gifts and stuff? you know, where people and I wouldn't fucking know ah that I wouldn't know. But no, like if if you use like, get donations from like stream lab. So like, let's say I was doing by Connor, I was doing a stream and you came in to my stream lab and donated like $5. I keep all five of that. Okay. I don't know. it there' that I've heard
Speaker: You know, I think and again, we're not affiliated and I didn't really know how all that worked. But I mean, I think in my opinion, if I'm affiliated and somebody's already paying $5, $6, whatever it is, and part of the perks of being a, fit you know, parts of having the subscription is not having to watch ads. I think it's a dick move. If you start, I don't care if you've got a hundred followers or a million followers. I think it's a dick move. If you intentionally, keep the ads up and play the ads. Oh, like you said, one an hour. All right. That makes a little bit of sense. But if you're inundating people with the ads and they're already paying a subscription and now the subscription costs are going up, ah that's kind of a dick move in my opinion, but Oh, there was a Twitch streamer that I know that we know very well. I won't say his name, but as soon as he got affiliated, had one every five minutes. Yeah. Salty, dolty. You punk bitch.
Speaker: ah now what we call I wanted to call him a punk bitch. Yeah, he's not like seriously, just as a joke. Yeah. ah He told my mom last time he talked with her. He's like, yeah, I have. I've got to call Steven. I got to make sure that, you know, we're still good and all that, but I haven't just had the time and I'm just sitting here like, you know, a text works too. Yeah, I don't know. There's any beef or not not. No, no. so No, me and Glick or me and Glick. Yeah, me and Glick are really solid. No, me and. No, I cannot fucking stand Jarvis. Well, I can't understand him either. i He's the love one living. gonna He's the one living Sasquatch and no one has, you know, there's no law against hunting them, you know, just fucking do it. Jarvis, just do it. Got to find this first, bitch. There's one of you calm down. secret
Speaker: but there's one egg la now i yeah except for the time you to go on a fucking rampage and go fucking to the seven eleven yeah was there in the window yeah oh let's been in the kitchen window for a hot minute i don't know why it was in the window no but it didn't get sold out of your car no not no not i i said is this the one you were talking Oh No, no, no, no, no, that's that's my that's one of the other ones I have um And also, uh, one of your death picks might be, uh, knocking on old heaven's door. I am aware of that. He has actually been on a death watch for a hot minute for a couple of weeks. Now he has been on, uh, on, on death watch, uh, Mr. Former president, former president, uh, Jimmy Carter, the oldest.
Speaker: living president and the president to live the longest so far. ah he And defying nods, most people when they go into hospice, they don't live more than a month or two. Uh, he's been in hospice for over a year now, but, uh, it's starting to look like, uh, Jimmy's coming to the end of days and, uh, he's on death watch. Uh, I'm looking, um, uh, you know, I don't want him to die, but, uh, you know, I'm going to be very, Oh, okay. Yeah. You don't want him to die off screen. Die, die, die, die, die. I'm going to be, I'm going to be very grateful and, uh, and thankful for the, uh, for the, not only the, uh,
Speaker: the point in the celebrity death pull that we have, but I'm also going to be extremely grateful for the first to go points. So that's going to give me an automatic three nothing lead over the, uh, Tweedledee and Tweedledum. So I'm one step closer to a new championship belt, my friend. I'm waiting for Glick to literally, when they say that he's on life support and the family won't pull the plug, I'm waiting for Glick to be like, Hey, if you want me to, I can. I don't think it's a matter of that. I think I think once it's time for him to go, the family, they they've all come to terms with it and everything like that. Well, you know, and and nothing like life. and that yeah and And like I said, not that I want anybody to die and Jimmy's had an amazing life. His his wife had an amazing life. I think they were married something like 70 plus years. Which is unheard of anymore.
Speaker: um They were both amazing people. They did a lot of things charity wise Jimmy was a great president You know, I don't want the guy to die, but you're 99 bro. Yeah. Yeah, you had a great run, man We get it. You want to reach out? I need the points. All right. but I one step away from being the double -belded two times I'm the new tribal chief I get two belts. I'm the new tribal chief head of the table. God damn. I'm Roman Reigns status at that point. I've already been the podcasting champion for three fucking years. My hand is hovering over the remove. I'm just saying. Do it. I'll just say it, man. You know, I'm ah i'm on the verge of of of absolute dominance and greatness. I just Jimmy, I need you to go, man.
Speaker: And there's another one. Are you okay out there and in the world there? There's there's another one that I had on there that On my list that kind of pained me to put on there and that was ah you know growing up as a as a as a young Glick one of my favorite television shows was Boy Meets World But no Mr. Feeney Do he know he's not dying, but he's like 90 something. He's like almost 100 years old. He was also the voice, believe it or not, of Kit and Knight Rider. Mm hmm. I did not know that. No, they actually. So they there's ah there's a podcast from the it's it's it's Sean, which is Corey's best friend. I never watched the show. The absolutely.
Speaker: gorgeous goddamn Topanga and Sean's older brother. I can't remember their, their real life names, but, um, I think Danielle Fisher is, is Topanga's name, but they host a podcast, uh, all three of them together, but they did a little reunion with, uh, with, uh, what's his name, William something, Danny or fame years. So that. who played Feeney in the show. ah So, yeah I mean, he's still alive and kicking. I don't think he's going to die anytime soon, but he's just super old at the end of the day. But any who Jimmy Carter, i was curious about the twitch I was curious about the Twitch thing. Not so much that it was what the fuck news. I was just more curious to learn more like the affiliate status and, you know, what it what comes with being a subscriber and stuff like that, because I know there's some twitchers out there.
Speaker: that have blatantly said like, yeah, I know you're paying for a subscription and I know I can turn the ads off, but why would I do that when I get more money from the ads? So basically fuck you guys for subscribing, which I think is a dick bag move at the end of the day. Yeah. And then i still I'll make comments like, Hey, if you don't want to watch the ads, I'm on YouTube and 900 other platforms at the same time. Just go there and one me. Um, but, uh, so That's why I want to, you know, I don't think a dollar is that big of a deal. though now you know I don't subscribe to anybody on Twitch. ah You know, I don't think there's anybody out there in the Twitch world or or any of the other platforms. yeah I'm not that guy who's going to drop a bunch of fucking gifts on somebody on TikTok or anything like that. And I'm not subscribing to your fucking channel. And if you make it to where only your subscribers can watch your channel, all right, I'll find somebody else to watch. You know what I mean?
Speaker: um I wish I would have had a meme about Amorath. Amorath subscribers when it goes up a dollar. Yeah. any other Any other content creator. What? You want an extra dollar?
Speaker: Connor said his internet. Yeah, I saw that. Hopefully Connor's internet will be back. ah breaking news in the Sports world Oh Jerry West freak news. i'll I'll let you cut it Jerry West has passed away LA Lakers great, correct? Yep, and also the NBA logo What he created it no, he is the NBA logo Oh for real
Speaker: yep that player I did not know I did. I did not know. That's cool. But LeBron, but in other news, LeBron James wanted it to be changed. Now LeBron James is a bit of a bit of an idiot sometimes. Well, I mean, um he grew up in Cleveland. That has nothing to do with anything. and news. I got I got more stories. I just want Connor to be a part of it. Let's let's take a real quick break. I got a couple of stories when we come back. Let's take a real quick break and we'll come back. ah We'll be back here just a few minutes. Ladies and gentlemen, I got music. oh Let's do let's let's let's do a little Blacktop Mojo man. I got Blacktop Mojo. It's an acoustic set. It's it's a newer song they put up on their YouTube channel but it is their cover of
Speaker: Tuesday's Gone by Leonard Skinner and it's Matt and Kat with like I said a little acoustic little acoustic number and we'll be back here in just a few minutes.
Speaker: The train goes on, on down the line Won't you please take me far away Now feel the wind blow, outside my flow
Speaker: I'm leaving my world at all Choose that's gone with the wind My baby's gone with the wind I don't know where I'm going. I just want to be left alone.
Speaker: Well, this train is... Well, I'll try again But I'll leave it my one And I'll... Choose that's gone with the wind
Speaker: My will is gone with the rain Train roll on Train roll on
Speaker: There we go. We got Matt and Kat from Blacktop Mojo. with their acoustic cover of what is Skinner's Tuesdays gone. Welcome back to what the fuck news, everybody. Hopefully you guys are having a good week. It's Wednesday. We're almost there. We're going to continue on with news that makes you say what the fuck? We got Connor back in the building. Get your fucking shit together, bro. Fuck you. I don't want to hear it. You Monday night tantrum thrower.
Speaker: Yeah. Jeremy, she's in the building. Hey, yo.
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Speaker: seven shows, seven nights a week, all live. Anyways, we're gonna jump right back into the news. Connor, I wanted you to be here for these next couple stories. So that's why we took a little break a little early. First and foremost, have you guys seen this? Have you guys seen the painting of of King Charles, or what they go what's his name? God damn King Charles III? Looks like the bad guy from - Oh, are you gonna talk about the it getting destroyed? Yeah, if you'd let me get to it. Yeah. Shut up, Steven.
Speaker: ah Go. Why are you going to interrupt me all the time? Nah, fuck. Here comes another tantrum, another rage quit. Get ready for this episode. Tempered, tempered, tantrum throwing flick. You haven't seen King Charles, the painting that they did, the the portrait that they did of King Charles. I have not. Have you seen Ghostbusters? ah The original? Yeah, the originals. Yes. Yes. You know the bad guy? What was it? Ghostbusters to to. I've only seen the very first first one. I never watched the. Eager. of What the fuck is his name? Ian now. The and're talking about the second one, right? The one that comes out of the painting.
Speaker: And now here we go.
Speaker: Oh, okay. Okay. I see it. I see it. And Glick is dropped. Yeah. How's it feel to have your Wi -Fi drop, bitch? Yeah. Get fucked, nerd. There we go. talk i I will show you guys and anybody who's watching. If you're not watching, if you're listening to a replay or whatever, go ahead. And and and if you haven't seen it yet, just Google King Charles painting. but um and this painting is very reminiscent of that that character in that in the movie. This is the portrait. This is the official portrait of of King Charles. Anywho.
Speaker: but
Speaker: Did I hear that Ghostbusters song calling our names? Yeah. um any who uh activists from an animal rights group vandalized the uh the first official portrait of king charleston currently on display at the london gallery okay first and foremost here's my thing and i'll show you and i'll show you guys benji what's going on brother uh i'll show you guys the picture of the uh the the vandalism as well uh here's my thing first and foremost you're the king
Speaker: And they got the first official portrait, the first official painting, whatever you want to call it, on display. Don't you think that it would be somehow, someway protected? I mean, the Mona Lisa is is like in a ah glass enclosure. And I think they've got armed guards that'll shoot you if you come within five feet of that enclosure. Yeah, well i've I don't. So I don't know what the deal is with security in general nowadays, but it's fucking embarrassing. Oh, God. I'm not getting paid enough. ah Yeah, and it's it's not that fucking hard to pay somebody and get back to work.
Speaker: Dude, look at the fucking palace guards. They will literally straight up hit you with the butt of their fucking rifle if you fuck with them for too long. Like hire some of them motherfuckers to be your security. ah speaking you' have to hire a larry pay for i yeah I got something real quick when I get done with this and I'll tell you guys about tasing. But anyway, so the campaign group Animals Rising posted a video on social media channels Tuesday showing two activists using a paint roller to stick signs over the porch of the monarch. like a like you Not only were you able, A, to get that close, but you walked into this fucking gallery with paint rollers and these giant stickers. And nobody said anything. Exactly. Nobody said anything. They're just like, oh. Benji, fair point. Fair point. Yeah, facts on facts.
Speaker: but um What they did is they basically they they they put a sticker. It's over over top of ah King King Charles's face from the animated cartoon. It's a it's a. Wallace and Gromit. We have it here. We'll see Gromit. Yeah, but it's bigger. over there But they put a they they they they put a picture of Wallace's face. ah Over over top of King Charles.
Speaker: with little bubble, the you know, the little the little caption bubble below it yeah that says no cheese grommet. Look at all the cruelty on RSPCA farm. So the animal rights activists, these fucking psychopaths doing their weird ass shit. I will happily kill every cow I see if it means I get another steak. Yeah. What's this animal rights activist group called the DIA No. I don't know what the fuck is going on with my TikTok feed, but every other live that I see is like a picture of a cow, a pig and a chicken on a cheeseburger. And like they're all bloody and shit. And so I
Speaker: like It's food. Food. They are food. That's just dude. Every time I see that shit, if I ain't hungry for Burger King or McDonald's or a burger in general, they ain't doing right advertising. Who's getting a phone call? That would be your one and only test watching. Did you need to turn the button? You need to turn off your vibrator, man. I'm not getting that. I'm not. First and foremost, my phone's in my fucking hand because I literally just showed you guys a picture. I can. hear I can hear it. I can hear the. It's not doing it.
Speaker: but It's not doing anything. Wasn't my phone. I didn't get a call. Evidently, ah we're haunted. Yeah, I was just saying, there's something strange in your neighborhood. You're not going to hear my phone because it's in my hand. If it was sitting on my table, that's all. What, Queen Elizabeth, you didn't like my princess Diana joke? Maybe it was Nikki's phone because she did leave her friend. She had to run the Walmart, apparently, where we ran out of... You'd never know, man. But that's the thing. how How do you just walk into the London Gallery with giant paint rollers and sticks and and and ah in a giant sticker and nobody bats an eye? Nobody nobody does anything. Everybody's just like, oh, normal day in the in the gallery, I guess.
Speaker: Yes, yes, you did Benji. Yes, Jeff is dead. Jeff is dead. Jeff is dead. Better than a doornail. His wife heard banjos. Jeff ended up dead. but and and Well, if his wife heard banjos, then she wasn't actually in France. I was gonna say it's kind of hard for his wife to hear banjos because she's in France. Oh, is she? Oh, she's been there for months. Bonjour. Bonjour. but So, you know, Connor said something about security and just tase them, motherfuckers. Yesterday at a Cincinnati Reds game yeah in Cincinnati. ah Sorry if I stepped on your toes and yeah and I'm just going to just do a real brief thing. No, go ahead. and Go ahead. Yeah. Keep stepping on his toes. Fuck that bitch. Some jackass ran under the field and started fucking with the cops. The cops fucking tase the hell out of me.
Speaker: ah There's gotta to be a YouTube video on that somewhere. Oh, yeah, dont know there's there's videos dude everybody in the in the and the in the stands recorded it ah There was a there's a YouTube video out there where guys recording it and there's like two people Below them like the seats in front of them and they've got their phones up to shout out to Cincinnati PD, man You guys doing you're doing your thing and not taking any shit from anybody fucking yeah The only department all because Cincinnati's in Ohio, right What's that? Cincinnati's in Ohio, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Southern Ohio. At least it's the one. Well, technically we don't claim Cincinnati. We try to push Cincinnati off onto Kentucky, but Kentucky is trying to fight us and we're like, look, the only there you're the only like the only city that we can really say we claim is Columbus. No, we claim Cleveland. Think about it. No, I don't want to claim Cleveland.
Speaker: I don't claim them. You know, everybody, everybody loves Cleveland. Cleveland rocks, man. They did make a song about me that's pretty cool. Like Cincinnati, man. We've been trying to push that. You know, I disagree. I i disagree. I think the Cleveland I think the city that he's a great city. Hey, don't you have more things to worry about the Cincinnati with your 16 indictments? All right. Listen, it's 34. It's a big number. It's really big. Oh, hey, former President Trump, what do you think about ah Hunter Biden getting in big trouble for his gun charges? Finally, finally. i' been like year dead na The judge did a great job, unlike my crooked judge. The judges judge is going to be huge. I agree with you, President Trump. I think that you're
Speaker: Your trial was rigged. The jurors were terrible. hey Oh my god, here we go. There's nothing I can do about it when it's rigged from the system. It's Connor. She was like, wait, do you guys really have Trump on the show? which jackass was legal for kind of this oh my god that's great I am this show's jackass now that Jeff is gone. Now that Jeff is dead with Connor, Connor Spill in the shoe. I mean, is that really something that you want to live up to?
Speaker: No, but somebody has to. Somebody has to. And I now have to pick up the slack. Yeah, there's so much I have to do. All I have to do is sit on my toilet every once in a while and masturbate during the show. Like, it's not that hard. Yeah, but and we all know what happens to you when you sit on your toilet, so. He slides off. No, it's stuck because his fan got no - It's not where she stuck point. If you're going to make fun of me, do it right. I didn't know how he's going to fucking go with it. Alpha Team White, Bravo Team Lift.
Speaker: Shut up, Nikki. Nobody asked you. I heard you laugh in the background. That counts. I was talking to the dog. Do you want to go in? What are you doing? She doesn't want to let me through. Oh. You were perfectly fine over there. I'm going to laugh in the comments for the replay. I'm going to bring Kittler with me to the Dublin Irish Festival.
Speaker: Are you guys really coming to the double iron festival? I don't know. I don't know if it's going to, I don't know if it's going to happen with my surgery coming. Okay. Yeah. Well, let us know. yeah Originally we were genuinely, we were, we were planning on coming to the Irish festival. and Let us know. You guys actually come up here. We'll come up with, but we'll come up and see you guys. We'll, we'll see, we'll see, uh, how recovery goes. Uh, I'm hope I'm still hoping to go. Uh, just, I just want to be off my, my narcotics. Yeah. I'm excited that, you know, I didn't realize that, uh, Brian's wife, Stacy, I didn't realize her family was so close to me. So I'm really excited for when, when Brian and Stacy came up, um, and get to hang out with Brian in person, have a few beers with him and whatnot. I think that'll be really cool. Anyways, in other news, um, you guys weren't here for this, but like, I think it was last year, Jeff and I did a story on this, this guy, this little Asian guy.
Speaker: who spent like $160 ,000 to become a border, a border collie who wanted to become a dog.
Speaker: So I think we should, get a future I think we should just shoot those people. Facts on facts. so You're not getting an argument from me at the end of the day. But uh, so, so he, he got this costume, like $160 ,000 for this costume. I i believe he had some surgeries as well so that he could and he walks around like he's got a handler that walks him around the park and around, you know, where he's from and and and all he lick his own balls that I don't know. See, that that reminds me of like when when I was a kid, there was this thing on Animal Planet Planet like the weirdest fucking dude in a costume.
Speaker: and it was this dude who had had like multiple cosmetic surgeries and that look more like a waen and and but the the difference was this dude was like, yeah, no, I'm just a normal dude. I just like. I like doing this shit to myself and being fucking weird. I know I'm weird. That's just fucking weird. said but But he he was he like he's like, yeah, no, I know I'm a bit of a weirdo, but like I enjoy dressing up like a cat and with and being like this, like, I don't think I'm an actual cat. But like, I like dressing up like this that I can understand. But that's that's fucking ridiculous. Joke on Hollywood. That ain't Lassie. That's just a guy in a fucking suit. Yeah. Well, we have an update on on Toko on Toko the dog.
Speaker: Did he hump the wrong person? Toko the dog believes that he could be other four -legged animals, like a fox or a panda, which is what he wants to do. He wants to become a panda now. So now he's going to become a fat bastard? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I take offense to that. You're a fucking Sasquatch, not a panda. You did two different species, you fucking numbskull. I'm talking about the fat bastard comment. Yeah, you asshole. Shut up, Connor. So what? Fuck you, Jarvis. Some of us are weight challenged. All right. Anyway, we'll just get I can do. A for fools, so can I, bitch. And then it was just Glick.
Speaker: but and and and Yeah, I'm going to leave you just so you know. God damn it. Yeah, Toko, Toko, the dog has decided that he can be any he wants to be other four legged animals and shit. That's damn. Yeah, I mean, a part of me is like, you know, we're going to look. Are we going to go? Here's the thing. This bad bastard eating bamboo. A part of a part of me is like.
Speaker: You should be locked in an asylum. You should be in a home somewhere. You think? But there's also a part of me that's like, you're not hurting anybody. You're not doing anything wrong. So if I wanted to be a pony. i'm gonna put You guys ain't getting married no more. I i don't think that's legal to get married, Nikki. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not the reality. I mean, some other states in the. 50 some odd. Lick ate a horse's pussy. um give today i guess Yeah, I mean, you do what you gotta do. Oh no, she's my little ponies.
Speaker: Could you say in the comments ride my pony? I don't know what the hell she calls her i'm with i'm with you gliph Like, no, this is what this is what happens when we give everybody a goddamn participation trophy. And we're not allowed to play play goddamn dodgeball in gym anymore. No, this is this is what it is. American God's given right to hit someone in the face with a fucking dodgeball. No, this is what happens when public schools tell you that everyone's opinion matters. Yes. No, it fucking doesn't. You're stupid. ah war I hope you die. Hunter, do it in your Trump voice.
Speaker: Well, no, because even though he might believe that, I don't want to slam the man. I like it more than he already does himself. I don't like it. You can have the other one. I don't like gay people, but they're good. They're they're OK.
Speaker: just Like I don't I can't make it worse for the guy, really. I can't. No, it's the thing like it's like yeah you spend all this money on a costume to become a border collie. And I don't know. You know, I I'm not going to look the story up, but I think I think he had a couple of surgeries and like that's taken the cherry thing a little too far. Yeah, you know, but at the same time, it's like. Honestly, if he if he breaks his ankle, can I shoot him legally? Oh, he's done a horse. He's a dog. Benji, Benji, let's not. Think about it. If it's more of a community, OK? However, however, put your dogs down all the time because it's too expensive to deal with their health care.
Speaker: However, how fucking adorable are pandas though? Yeah, they're big, they're big fat retarded creatures, but they're fucking adorable. Don't tell me you guys ain't ever watched fucking Kung Fu videos for an hour. Oh, actually, on that. You haven't lived if you haven't watched Kung Fu Panda. There was a there was a story a couple of weeks ago of a ah zookeeper in like fucking China or something who got mall by like four fucking pandas. Oh, no, they're cute and adorable. It's like a polar bear polar bears. I mean, Coca -Cola has done a real fantastic job of making the bears look cute and cuddly and fun. But at the end of the day, you ever watch a you ever watch a polar bear eat? You know how violent those creatures are? Hey, hey. OK, those panda bears, all I'm saying are polar bears.
Speaker: as long as you don't take away their Coca -Cola, fine. You take that. It's four bears are fucking terrifying. Fucking terrifying, dude. They're not just vicious. They're huge. Like when they stand on their back legs, which which they do every once in a while, just like grizzly bears, when they stand on their back legs, they're like fucking 15 foot tall. I think they're like 25 or 30 feet tall. Yeah. so
Speaker: What did Nikki just show you her tits? What just happened? I see the ponies glitter snake.
Speaker: But no, like honestly, out of all the animals you could be, let's let's be honest, you're either going to be a Sasquatch or a panda. You like this. I want to know exactly how large a polar polar bear can get. I don't know. Let's look it up. I thought you're going a different way with that question or with that statement, Connor. Also, let's ask their fucking massive creatures. How big is a polar bear? So it says that the height is right around eight feet, eight to eight to 10 feet long. Stand at five feet tall at the shoulder.
Speaker: at the At the shoulder, that's not on their hind legs. Holy shit on a shame. Males can weigh as much as 1100 pounds and standing upright can reach a height of 10 feet or more. Yeah, that's fucking disgusting. I would shit my pants. As soon as that polar bears coming at me, I'll be like, hey, here's a Coke. How big are panda bears? they're not they're not quite that they're not very big oh my god they're tiny i could totally kick a panda bear's ass oh my god but they still when they bite them and they they've got some claws on them too
Speaker: You know what I'm saying? Glick. All the he that fucker has to do is get you around the juggler and you're done. Dude, a panda bear standing is actually a little like two to three feet tall. It's smaller than Jeff which is hard to believe but it's smaller. It's smaller than my wife. Well, everything's 50 pounds on a male. I've got three feet. Let's see what you got. I got over three feet and the a male polar bear. I can beat a polar bear's ass. Sometimes I'm not a polar bear. No, no, no, no. clear warbe you need yep there you go unless they know kung fu unless it's kung fu panda dude if you ever go up against the fucking panda and they don't know kung fu like all you gotta do is put them in a sleeper hold they're done i want to cuddle a panda i don't want to fight a panda i could take a panda though i want to cuddle a koala bear koala bears are assholes too i want to i want to actually i actually want to see a lemur steven jarvis wants to cuddle a conner bear
Speaker: what No, Steven Jarvis wants to be cuddled by an intent in the woods Hey Don't act like you haven't already tried it there Glick Okay, okay, so older bear ever record recorded was a male that was shot in 1960 in Alaska not in like the Arctic in fucking Alaska at 2 ,200 pounds and it was nearly 12 foot tall. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck that. Fuck that. What the way the world is, I think I think Togo the dog should be able to compete in the dog show and and and if he wins, maybe he'll become dog of the year. I mean, I think Togo the dog should end up like that. Where was it at? Where was it at that I just seen? Harambe did nothing wrong. He got close. I can't shoot him.
Speaker: Uh, miss, uh, miss, um, Mississippi or something like that was actually mister Mississippi out of some state did their, their, their, their beauty pageant and, and a dude one. Well, a dude in cosplay is a woman one. You know, I wonder if we could invite Togo, the dog to come have an interview on the show. You know. We've we might be able to.
Speaker: yes ah But does Toko the dog talk or does he go full character? Or does he say wolf wolf? What was that, Lassie? I said there's a kid in the well. Yeah, he's trapped in the well. Does Toko the dog, is he in full character and he doesn't speak like a human and he just barks? Either way, still entertaining as fuck. If that happens, it's going to be a really short interview. Oh, no, it'll be entertaining as fuck. I'll I'll sit and protest.
Speaker: Why are you? Why are you on the show, Jarvis? I think we'll pass that interview off to to to Mark and Brian. Oh, when I say it, it's wrong when Glick says it. a Oh, cause there was a joke and I didn't call them motherfuckers and assholes. And I mean, they are. <unk> No, I'm just kidding. God damn it, Connor. Get your ears back on it because I got one more story here before we get to you guys tonight.
Speaker: ah Maybe tonight's just going to be your night. Yeah. Because I fucking kill this shit. Everything I do. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. That's what happens real quick and see if I can pull up Monday night. Monday night was like, oh my God, he's so cool. We can't handle it, guys. its all about it As Bob Marley said, this is my redemption song. Go to hell. then Bob Marley also say, oh, I don't think you said go to hell. I'm going to play my final concert. Bob Marley died because he got like gang green or something in his toe.
Speaker: He got killed. He got shot, but he didn't die from it. Yeah. He didn't get, yeah, no, that's not what killed him. He had an infection in his toe that killed him. There's something completely random and unnecessary that killed Bob Marley. First foremost, Bob Marley fan. I love reggae music. It's one of my favorite types of music. You you did what to the you did what to Reggie? Don't you? Red gay. God damn dude. Don't you worry about what I did to Reggie. He had it coming or I was coming. oh let but Someone was coming. All I know is there was something about a gangbang. I don't know. It's not gay if you can't remember it, apparently. That's what Connor says. It's true. Brian. Very funny, Brian. Oh, this is the good one. So so so check this out, man.
Speaker: ah Dude, we're going to have to have another meeting on Saturday. We're going to get ripped a new one, Connor. Brian and Rockley are the only reasons that we we are inclusive. Everybody else on this show is just white males. that No, that's not true. Click is a Sasquatch. i'm He's a white male Sasquatch. no this is this is use task watch she the of my the fastological this is a minority-owed that what about his and he's an albino sa squat i am i am a squatch and squatches are a minority so therefore you are a rich white sas watchtch
Speaker: i dude i wish i was rich i was about to say i you're the richest sas watchch on planet earth well facts on facts no No, this is the minority owned network. This is a minority owned network. This is a minority owned network. This is a minority owned network. This is a minority owned network. This is a minority owned network. This is a minority owned network. This is a minority owned network. This is a minority owned network. This is a minority owned network. This is a minority owned network. This is a minority owned network. This is a minority owned network. This is a minority owned network. This is a minority owned network. This is a minority owned network. This is a minority owned network. Well, Rockley has not reached his full Swatchian potential yet. Yeah. No, it's more. It's more like an eight. I'm a percent white guy. Can I get my white privilege? I'm down there chief Pocahontas or whatever the politician is. You need at least that you need at least a point nine and to to reach. That is Mexican. He has nothing to do with indigenous people. Why don't you call him chief Pocahontas? He's fucking Mexican. No, and it's a Elizabeth Warren joke. Come now. We are we we are we are drilling as well tonight. I think he's going to fire up some
Speaker: She's got the real gold. She's going to throw on some steaks and stay some chicken. come onb sorry or grill it I better see your fucking meat, dude. there You don't see my meat. I better get lots of pictures of your meat on Snapchat tonight, Brian. Brian, florida up Brian sends you a bunch of his meat pics and counters just like not you, you dumbass. Oh, yeah. Right at her. But why not? reallying me um Brian. ah mama's mama's grilling tonight. So I'm taking the night off doing the show. Wow. Sasquatch investigated.
Speaker: since i madehops two weeks ago I haven't. No. Comes out of the woods. Are you domesticated, folks? Honestly, honestly, my my Nikki cooks pretty god damn good. I'm not even going to lie. But I also told you need some pork chops and movement here on out. Oh, fuck. What is it? You mean pork chops and couscous? Yeah. What the fuck is couscous? It's like a Middle Eastern form of rice that's not rice. They're they're almost like capers. They're little little small um round. They're little balls of of like, it's almost like rice. But brown is talking anyways, I got one more story here before I turn it over to you to jackasses with your world.
Speaker: um by the time you know, you know, you know you know how, and you know how when somebody dies and, and, and like the natural causes, not a, not a murder scene where the coroner comes and gets them or whatever, but you know, like the heart attack or whatever they die in their house. And know typically, Oh dude, I'm so jealous of lamb. of la what Mary used to have a little lamb. and You can't. like you were You couldn't go to the Indian restaurant in the east. Jeez, it's too bad that you're not from here. I don't like lamb. Oh, lamb is delicious. How do you not like lamb? Oh, it has lamb. Honestly, Glick, I don't know about you, but that's a deal breaker for me. ah You know, wow, we. up con her We had a conversation earlier. I can't remember what it was, but. ah Oh, yeah. business Oh, hold on a second. Little awesome. I'm just being honest, number three.
Speaker: little
Speaker: You're gonna get myself killed and you killed.
Speaker: He's gonna show up at the fucking 44 caliber fucking The thing is my wife won't even stop you. You should be like, I'm here to kill your husband. All right, cool. heather nike Get out of my way. I got to take care of the world's problem. life insurance policy Here I come. You're Nick. He's like, I got white wine or red wine. What do you like? I'll pour it. Like my Nick, he's like, you got any tequila?
Speaker: Um, But so ah but um I'll get into that later. ah But anyway, pay attention. Be a part of the show, Tony. I mean, Connor. My kid showed up to tell me that dinner was here. he We ordered pizza. Fuck you. like No. you No, Connor is not the new Tony D of the network. We talked about that. Jeff is because he's not here. Brian's got two skirt steaks, one pork shop, and a lamb breast rib. how know why you I don't know about you boys, but I'm flying to fucking Texas. See ya. I don't know what kind of steak we have. I don't care how much money I have to put down for Brian to make a great fucking five course meal. I'll pay for it.
Speaker: Honestly, I want to give Brian a Wagyu steak and just have him cook it for me. A Wagyu steak and a brisket. Ooh, a brisket with like a dry rub seasoning. However he wants to do it. He can touch that meat however he wants before I put it in my mouth. That's Glick steak. Yes. I got a New York strip choice cut.
Speaker: and you've got a package of, three so ones don thing i i get up all Anyways. So what I was saying, you know, when somebody dies, you know, natural causes, whatever, if they die in their home, it's not the corner who comes and gets them. It's, it's like the funeral home, whatever. So, uh, this, this old guy died, right? And, uh, yeah, the funeral home, the the guys from the funeral home show up to get them and take them to the funeral home to do their thing. Well, A couple of guys that showed up to get them. They noticed something in the corner of his bedroom, silhouette of a human being.
Speaker: They take them to the, uh, they take them to the funeral home so they can get them prepped and do whatever they need to do. One of said, uh, funeral home employees come back to the residence. It was in our apartment complex.
Speaker: tells the office manager that he's with the sheriff's department and part of the ongoing investigation, he needs to have access back into the apartment.
Speaker: The silhouette of a human being that they seen in the corner of his bedroom. Landlord. Was a silicone sex doll. A silicone sex doll. oh The, so as the ah assistant us office office manager, the office manager comes back and goes, why is the sheriff's department here doing an investigation? Uh, old man, Charlie died of natural causes. He died of old age and he, oh, his heart stopped. Whatever. Uh, they call the real police, the real police show up, uh, about the time homeboy from the funeral home is coming out.
Speaker: clothes all disheveled, hair disheveled, but and a big stupid grin on his face. You nasty fuck. Homeboy got access in the old man Charlie's house to have sex and fuck old man Charlie's fucking life -size silicone sex doll. That's so fucking wrong. with that You made me the lieutenant. The worms crawling, the worms brother. Brad and I had this whole discussion about that song Saturday night. Sunday stuck in my head the other night. He messaged me and he said this goddamn song stuck in my head. Yeah. Wholeboy fucking lied to get back into the apartment. First and foremost, if you lie to get back in the apartment, use one of your body bags, throw it in the body bag, dip the fuck out and take it home and do whatever you want with it. Why are you going to fuck it in a dead man's house and a dead man's apartment at the crime scene?
Speaker: Well, it wasn't a crime scene because there was no, yeah like the old dude died of natural causes, man. He died of a high heart one. Yeah. But you, you, you lied to get access to go fuck a sex doll inside of an apartment where a dude just died in just like you literally just pick up homeboy's body just a couple, couple hours ago. And then you're in there on his bed where he died at. He was in his bed when he died and you're fucking his sex doll. that's That's a little lower than I'm willing to stoop, personally. Sounds like a Jeff move. RIP, Jeff. Honestly, it does sound like a Jeff move. You know what? I'll drink to that, buddy. Yeah. We're going to miss you.
Speaker: um laugh yeah I'm laugh when he shows up but next Monday going like, guys, I have a story to tell you. Damn. are If he shows back up the first words out of his mouth, there'll be. o I'm a good. Get away from his zombie. All right.
Speaker: No, that that didn't know like what the fuck. There's jeebles.
Speaker: Like how fucked up do you got to be, man? You're literally going to lie to get access to, to, to, to a guy's house and fuck his sex doll just a few hours after he died. Like the hell, man. I mean, you think that's fucking strange. I don't know if you know who Belle Delphine is. who She's Belle Delphine. She's like, uh, she's, she's done porn. She's done well. allegedly but better Um, But now she she was one of the big creators of the whole bathwater thing. Well, now it's where your favorite streamer bays and you they collect the bathwater because you have sims out there that will drink that shit. She's one of them stupid bitches that does the whole fucking anime wa -fu thing. Yeah. Well, she now has her own life size
Speaker: ah doll and she says now you have the chance to **** me. yes I mean, um I ah just look I just looked up pictures of her. I mean, in all honesty, dude, you could go to Home Depot and and buy a two by four because she's got no curves. There's nothing to her. She's flat chested as hell. You could just buy a two by four, drill a hole in it, throw some Vaseline and you'd look like ah you would probably feel like ****
Speaker: I mean, that that's how bad it's gotten nowadays, where people will literally fucking be like, oh, hey, that streamer looks fuckable. Oh, say no more. There was there was a lady last year. There was a new story that came out there. I use the word lady very, very, very, very, very loosely. She was making like 50 grand a month selling her farts way more than that. Well, I do not pay for that. She would fart into a jar and dudes are by, but she had to stop doing that because the diet she had to keep up with in order to do that was killed when she was literally killing her. So what did she do then? She said, don't worry. Weirdos. I got you covered. Now she's selling little,
Speaker: uh, containers, a boob sweat. So she goes out and she puts on a hoodie and, and a t -shirt and blah, blah, blah. And she cuts out, you know, she lives in like California or wherever where it's. on cloud i just started you too And she sets out by the pool at her house and sweats her ass off and then rings it out. And it's her boob sweat. And she sells that for like a hundred dollars, a little container. Yes, Connor. It is Rosie O 'Donnell type of. called unfiltered yeah yeah yeah she's got her own creator behind that. Yeah, she's got her own. She's got her own website and everything. That's so fucking wrong. My farts. She's from 90 Day Fiance. Is she one that tried to marry no necked? No. Oh, you know what? i was She was on there as a lesbian. She went to Australia. Oh, God. Of course. he has't like me
Speaker: I mean, like I'm going to start selling my parts. That was me. I feel bad for that one. The care of his dudes who are buying a lot of, you know, maybe a few hundred grand a month just by farting in a jar. I do that for free every morning. I mean, I don't know. when you want fucking likeians that would That would be like, oh yeah, give me your fart in a jar. but It's not lesbians. It's got to do it's gotta be some creepy dudes. It's fucking simps. That's the problem with this fucking world. now i saying I could get up every morning and feel like 10 jars of farts.
Speaker: There is literally people that I swear to God, go on Twitch, and as soon as they see bikinis and fucking white house with a pu the tool stream, they're literally getting their credit cards out so that they can give Amaranth a good living. Oh no, wait, there's a lot of them. I smelled my hearts in a jar. Every jar would come with a little bit of juice at the bottom. Your philosophy bag?
Speaker: yeah You crippled bastard. Yeah. Randomly attack me and be like, my mom's still alive. At least I still have legs. At least I can shit out of my butthole. Hang on. I gotta call my mom real quick. ah hang on second I'm gonna go for a walk around the neighborhood. you feeling Like half a scary movie. Hold on and let me walk away. Yeah, let me be the bigger man and walk away. quick Take my strong leg. This is my strong hand. That was funny, Connor. Let me give you a standing ovation.
Speaker: it'll be all beer for hell. Yeah. Yeah. You're goddamn right. You know, ah me and my mom were watching a movie a couple of weeks ago when she visited. No, that's nice. Yeah. You can actually walk around the park the other day. You remember Connor has no legs and I have a dead mom.
Speaker: His mom's still alive. but And so he makes jokes about his mom and I make jokes about him. yeah Yeah. Lieutenant David asked you to explain it. She's like, what? We didn't go for a walk around the park. I'm thoroughly confused. Oh, shit. we've every missed What are you talking about? that Good Lord.
Speaker: It's such language. Anyways, that's that's all I have tonight. You know, I you know, I've been I've been compiling stories. It's it's been a couple weeks since since. Well, you know, we got bumped last week. check And so I've been locking down stories and locking in stories. um Locking that ass.
Speaker: I love Nicky. Wow. when It's locked in. Connor kind of pizza you got there tonight, buddy. is itru From Domino's. It's kind of meh. What's on it?
Speaker: Sausage and banana peppers. Oh no. If you're going to get, where'd you get it from? Domino's. Domino's. ah Yeah, that goes supreme, buddy. Got to go. yeah Yeah, you definitely got to go. Supreme. I thought you said Donato's for a second. I was like, the only good pizza from Donato's is just a straight up pepperoni and cheese. That's the best pizza I would say. Donato's here is the best thin crust I think I've ever had. Why hopping not be a fan of thin crust? I agree. They got the best thin crust out there. And they're pepper. Donato's fire roll up when you cook them.
Speaker: Hey ah Domino's yeah, I'd like to place an order for a fucking just one topping pizza. Oh, yeah, sure. That'll be five bucks Hey Domino's I'd like to place an order for a pizza. Go fuck yourself ah Hey, hey Donato's or whatever the fuck it's called. Yeah can i how much not a rough fuck I just need one delivery driver to replace Steven from the podcast, please All I need be fucking real people and fucking order a fucking pizza all toppings on it So, uh, Jeremy, before we go to break, let's, let's, let's. Hey, you know, as we get close to break, like what do you, what do you got for us in sports tonight? mad and And if we have to continue, we'll continue after break. God, the best part of the show. Am I right folks? Jesus Christ. Nobody ever thought anything you did interrupt him. i was Yeah. so don on put you There's only one Sunday, you son of a bitch.
Speaker: There's a reason you lost your show. He didn't lose his show. I didn't lose my show. Just get up. just Just let it happen. Just let it happen. OK, you lost your show. a Calm down there, Lieutenant Dan. All right, so the TV cup finals. Florida is beating the Edmonton Oilers two games to nothing. Game three is actually tomorrow. So yeah, let's let's go. Let's go, Florida, man. Yeah. Fuck Canada. Fuck your fucking America.
Speaker: It's hockey is hockey is American now. We stood. I will pay $100 for that smoked brisket. America took hockey from you, Canadian bucks. And now it's an American sport. And yet Canadian, animal batter not only, not only will we watch your horn out, Steven, for the last couple of years, but now the goddamn Florida of all States of all States in America orness has two of the best hockey teams in the NHL. It's the only winning Panthers team. They're Benji facts. All facts.
Speaker: And yeah, I know you're a Carolina Panthers fan, Bendy. Ew. Leave him alone. The NFL, ew. The Panther fans, they're right in the short run. Connor, ew. It's a little special. Even ew. Facts. So let's go quarter. Uh, in the and NBA playoffs, the Boston Celtics have been dismantling the Dallas Mavericks and game three is actually at, uh, yeah, they're leading forty five minutes yeah ah Boston will be, Boston's probably going to sweep this series. Let's be honest. Persingas is out from Dallas. Uh, you have Kyrie Irving, uh, Drew Holliday.
Speaker: I think is also on the Celtics. The Celtics, the only way Dallas comes back and wins this is if the NBA like literally fucking beats the Celtics that are, you know, starts telling the refs, hey, you know, call some for the mabs here. as As soon as you started talking sports, this motherfucker leaves. Well, it does. Yeah, because i I'm not a big the only sport that I really even slightly care about is college football and hockey. So everything you say about basketball is just in one ear and out the other. So what i do am I right? Yeah, seriously. Wants me to have my own sports show, but just fucking says, fuck you, Steven. You know, like, God, no wonder why people like me more than you click. Just saying. and ah I heard that. but That's probably not true, Steven. As much as I love you. Oh, yeah. Jayden, he's just talking shit about you.
Speaker: Don't worry, I've said it 100 times in the mirror. Good job, Donald Dale. Yeah. Just remember, you'll always be number three. Oh, no. Glick knows that Stephen was talking shit. What are we going to do? Breaking news. Stephen has now joined talking shit. Talking shit. shit about me jar be You punk bitch. Yeah. Don't worry. It only took me about 100 times. and leaving You better watch out. He's going to come camping with us. Did you did you explain your joke after you were done talking shit? No. No. See, that's unacceptable behavior. ah You know, unfortunately, but yeah but you know what? And Nicki's defense and in my defense, she'll always be number three. Well, welcome to it looks jackass. but Should I know why I'm never. You're because. ah The only thing Jeff had was fucking memes.
Speaker: and making fun of my relationship since the kids' his mom and I split. Oh. And how I've had like three failed relationships. even Wow, they make me feel like a real dick. Like I collect the outside. I go back to making fun of your dead mom. I'm sorry. Fuck you, Steven. Yeah. Hey, hey, you may be number three in the record book, but you're number one in Glick's Sasquatch heart. You're number one in my number. You're the second best Nikki I know. Maybe the second best Nicky that Connor knows, but you're the number one Nicky on Connor's mind. That's false. You're the number one. Actually, you know what? That's true. My wife's name isn't really even Nicky. niy you know you know i know what I can say? You know what I can say about my Nicky and your Nicky? That sets him apart. My Nicky's not needy, and she doesn't have a. My wife?
Speaker: my wife is a lovely lady. It was quite a. She has. She has. I will I will stand by that statement for the rest of my life. She is a needy, needy lady and she does not have gnarly teeth. I didn't say it. You said it. No. But anyway, in other sports, I wish you the saint. Uh, we have now learned that the, uh, the Mike Tyson, ah Jake Paul fight has now been fucking, uh, uh, rescheduled until November 15th. Anything dad about that boys? Um, Jake Paul's a ah douche and, uh, so is his brother and, uh, so is Glick.
Speaker: and okay yeah no you're there's no way you're gonna be first in this one connor sorry buddy i wasn't trying to be first there we go i put it oh my gosh you're about 30 seconds away from the empire i'm not doing it
Speaker: ah fuck yeah qui I I think, I think, I think, you know, I think this whole Tyson Logan Paul thing, um, I think I, you know, and in the, in the, in the words and the words in my favorite progressive commercial, we've been bamboozled. I don't think this is going to be an exhibition fight. I don't think this is going to be anything more than a money grab. And and the fact that they've delayed it is going to allow more people to buy tickets. ah They're going to they're going to raise the prices of what available tickets are left. They're going to raise the price of the pay per view. And they're stupid ass fucking people that are going to be out there to pay it. And and and Tyson and Paul,
Speaker: are going to walk away with an absurd amount of money that, uh, that, that I don't think they should do. And, and I think this is going to be another black eye and another blemish on the boxing community. I agree. And I hate to say that about one of the greatest boxers of all time. Uh, in, in, that's good. Uh, in my question, But, you know, he had that fight with, uh, you have to tell him he's a good boy. Gotta say he's a good Sasquatch. He had that fight a couple. Do you want to eat my meat on a stick? Ooh, do I? always jokes on you itlicks me That was weirdly creepy and kind of.
Speaker: serial killer ish that was creepy and erotic all at the same time and i have a boner that we guys about to say that is but why do i have a boner all of a sudden is it awkward that i have a boner but no you know i think i think this is going to be another blemish on the oh we know we know we know the the paper bag that you put on nicky when you want to get really kinky is a face of me is my face on that paper bag. yeah i don't I don't think Nicki needs a paper bag. You do realize that your face on a paper bag is not going to help with the sexual situation. What it does increase is ED. and over and today Plus, if anyone's putting a paper bag on in that but in that relationship, it is it's Glick.
Speaker: Actually, she makes me wear a plastic bag and then she like ties it real tight. And we're like, I can't breathe it. She's like, I know that's the point. If I die happy. the city player I tell you every day how handsome you are. I like this. I like this. Okay, Nikki. But you know what? Lying isn't good for your soul. No, I'm dating. I'm i'm engaged to a blind chick. She's actually blind. You know what? That's fair. We all know that you didn't marry him for his dick. You married him for his tongue.
Speaker: Facts on facts. Racing stripes. burned got you what steve I got your back. said Believe it or not, I'm a good homeboy. You're a good homeboy. Cheers to you, my friend. yeah
Speaker: Well, we know who's getting it in in the in the camping tent first. Don't you worry about what we do when we go camping together. Well, we know, we don't know we're going to get to move over to the DC and have fun. ah You were like nice. We're shooting quarters. Like, hey, Connor, I got to take you to this rest stop in Kentucky. I want to introduce you to a friend of mine. His name's Blason.
Speaker: Oh, shit. I know lives in that in Kentucky because I'm driving out in Tennessee next. ah Brian, how do you get Colorado and Vegas as your teams? First of all, Vegas doesn't count as a fucking hockey team, they can all burn in hell. ah Agreed. do they count but Colorado is a reasonable, ah that's a reasonable choice. I mean, I don't know. I, I grew up a pins fan. I'm a penguin. i I grew up a penguins fan. And then when we got the blue jackets, I'm a blue jackets fan. Oh, I grew up with one of the best players for the penguins, Mario fucking the mu. No, it's, it's one of those things where, you know, growing up in Ohio, we didn't have hockey. That's like people that your choices were Detroit or Pittsburgh. It was, it was, act it was Detroit, Chicago.
Speaker: Pittsburgh, Boston, or if you want to go one of the Ranger teams, I hate everything fucking Boston. The city is beautiful, but I hate the acts and I hate the sports teams. yeah that goes chicago I yeah think you're better than us, Glick. Chicago. I don't know what that was, but it was definitely. not a monster constantly like i call I'll call Rob up, get his ass up here right now. Yeah. I don't give a damn. Rob, I've got his ass kicked by a fucking 19 year old blonde that weighed all of 110 pounds. I'm not afraid of Rob Rob Miller. And he's the killer spoiler alert. He's he's important. Oh, yeah, that's right. He was in Happy Death Day, wasn't he? She has. yeah She hasn't seen those movies yet.
Speaker: he was ah he was also a ra rank character she's like ra re go bigger than you know you know what you know what glick i actually have to say something about yeah one one movie you forgot that cabinvin was in was i do believe he was a, also a Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra You know, the surrounding hockey teams that we had to choose from, I just, I didn't like, and, and, and, and I, and I love Mario Lemieux. I love, I love y 'all. It's hard not to be a fan ah of Marley, Mario Lemieux. Yeah. You know, I, at the end of the day, I hate to say it, but minus the championships, I think Mario was better than Wayne.
Speaker: Well, I think I think you're wrong. That's the stretch. You can say whatever you want to say, but I'm just saying it's OK to be wrong. It's just not okay to be wrong. acally And <unk> wing pittsburgh pinkguins fan it is the only time in there counter of black and yellow i like that bed yeah like unless you yeah it is the only time you'll see me in black and yellow cheering on Pittsburgh. No, because I don't have to cheer on that shitty fucking team. If I lose the bet, I just have to wear the colors. have to pay up. Whatever. Which you still have to pay up. I know. That that's kind of being like, I gotta wear mays and blue next year. Yeah, Connor's gotta wear mays and blues. Nick here. I forgot about that. Thanks for reminding me. You're welcome. See, I I live up to my bets and I'm I'm a man. I'm a man of my word. I do. I do too. Calm down there Heath Ledger. I I've had to wear it.
Speaker: umve had to i had to rock dealers colors. But anyway, in other sporting news, Jerry West ah for well Hall of Fame Lakers, former player, um and also he is the NBA logo. Or as Glick asked me, did he create it? No, yeah I didn't know. i feel like I didn't know if he created because you said he's the like the logo and I thought he created the NBA logo. I didn't realize that that that the NBA logo, the player. Yeah, that's him. The player was a real player. I didn't know that. Well, after he got his ass kicked by the Celtics, how many times back in the day when the Celtics had the L .A. Lakers number, they had to give him a mulligan. Well. ah But I mean,
Speaker: The guy was, ah the guy was a great player. I mean, at the end of the day, yeah he was, yeah, definitely. heey eighty or you you can You can hate on, you can hate on the Celtics. You can hate on the Lakers, but the, the, the, the the history is there. I mean, they brought back the NBA survived off the Lakers and Celtics rivalry. Yeah. The people people can hate both teams, but it's true. whether Whether you love them or hate them. Yeah. I mean, the, the, the, The history is there. I mean, they that they're phenomenal teams throughout the history of the and NBA. Um, uh, but yeah, I didn't know that, you know, RFP to Jerry West. I didn't know that he was the player. I didn't know that was, I didn't know that was an actual player. I thought it was just like, we're going to make a logo. And I'm surprised it never got changed to fucking Michael Jordan. Fuck Michael Jordan, by the way. Did you know that on Twitter, the bird.
Speaker: thing they used to have was named after Larry Bird. Oh was it really? That I did not know. Larry Bird was the man. Dude, Larry Bird was a fu - like I - I - okay. yeah I get it, Jordan may be the goat, but you know what? Did you ever see Jordan fucking diving, sprawling, putting his body on the line? Fucking running into fans like Larry Bird did? Just saying. Larry Larry larrying Bird was the man, you know, I do one of the greatest trash talkers of all time. He really he was an asshole. He was. He was a cocky little son, but did you hear? Did you hear the story where I don't remember what team he was playing and a white one of the white players came, walked up to him and he's like, he goes over to the other team's bench and he's like, really, you're going to have a white guy block me. Yeah. yeah do
Speaker: Like you're not going to have one of the brothers block me. You're going to have a white dude on me. No, that's like, you know, you got, obviously you got to give props to Jordan, but I say you put Jordan on any other team. Jordan doesn't do what Jordan did. I put him on Seattle. what it was jordan And I'm not taking away from his talent or anything like that, but Jordan did what Jordan did because of that, that, that roster that they put around them. Well, not only, well, that goes for any fucking team. I mean, Larry Bird, he needed Kevin McHale. He needed, you know, a solid group around him. They didn't have to be as good as he was. And that's the thing with Jordan. You could, you put the team around him that has different, better strengths than Jordan did. I mean, look at, look at Dennis Rodman. He had that dog in the fight mentality. You know, who didn't need a team around him to be good.
Speaker: Cleveland zone Mark price, baby. I, if you would have said LeBron James LA is proving that fact very, very well. Yeah. No, no. I mean, Miami proved that pack. Um, even Cleveland proved that, you know, Mark price, Mark price was a phenomenal player. Um, it's one of the reasons I hate the Chicago Bulls. And I hate Michael Jordan because you know, back in the day, the Cavaliers will get into the playoffs and it's like, All right, here we go. We got a legit hallway. Here's Chicago and Michael fucking Jordan and Scotty Pippen and Dennis Rodman and then, and then, uh, Sexton. And it's like, nevermind. Our, our, our opportunity is gone. you know And then also the coach of the, uh, uh, golden state warriors, Steve Kerr. Yes. But see, and that's the thing, you know, I always get a kick out of it when people put so much stock in one player.
Speaker: like with Tom Brady, yeah, won seven championships, but he'll tell you he had a team around him. But you know, the thing about Tom, the thing about Tom Brady was, you know, as a quarterback, amen nickki he wasn't a guy who demanded superstars. You know what I mean? Yeah. And he wasn't a guy who demanded the biggest paycheck at the end of the day. He turned guys like Julian Edelman. And he saved Randy Moss's career. Yeah. I mean, you know, Randy Moss, julia Julian Edelman, ah who's the other guy? Wes Walker. Wes Walker, Gronk.
Speaker: Uh, uh, you know, like, amenola yeah. That was the guy I was thinking. I was Amadol. Like he turned them into superstars, man. Like this up so I can cut into your state. Hold this up. So I can cut into your state. Uh, like, and even, and even like when he went down to, uh, down to Tampa, you know, no disrespect on, on, on, on, um, on Mike Evans or, um, put it on for a couple more minutes. Okay. They built they built a super team for him to win that. um But on a quick handle one one one of the one of the one of the names that that came out of that Tampa Bay team was Scotty Miller. Yeah. Nobody knew who Scotty Miller was. So, you know, Tom Brady was like, yeah you know, i'm um I'm leaving. I'm not going to. And he didn't take a big paycheck. You know, Tampa Bay would have fucking emptied their bank account for for Tom. Yeah. And
Speaker: and Well, I mean, who wouldn't? It was like, and why am I drawing a blank? Go ahead. Who's the other receiver out of Tampa? Not Mike Evans. There was another big name receiver in Tampa. Well, Antonio Brown for us. No, not Antonio Brown. I was somebody else. I can't think of his damn name. Anywho. But then you started hearing Scotty Miller, Scotty Miller, Scotty Miller. and It's like, who the fuck is Scotty Miller? And you know, so, you know, and and I, There's, there's very few players that that you come across like that in in the sports world. And I understand you want to win championships. You want to make as much money as you possibly can at the end of the day. Um, and, and, and, but Tom was one of those guys. He did it in New England for years. Yeah. Well, yeah, I mean, it's a fucking get over it.
Speaker: but the dog heard one too many kitlers. so all a idiot and over here But no, like, and that's the thing, you know, Tom Brady, you know, had he been taken number one overall, he probably doesn't have the same work ethic. He did. No, I think, I think, I think whether he had been taken number one overall or, or where he was picked at, As a guy who watched him in college ball and and and whatnot, Tom Brady is who Tom Brady is. um you know his His parents, he's very close to this family. His his parents ingrained a great work ethic into him. And and yeah I think i think we whether he was taken number one or he was taken where he was taken, I think we would still got the same results.
Speaker: yeah I mean hell if he would have went to the Jets. If Belichick stays with the Jets, maybe the Jets are one of the greatest organizations in the world. If he went to. San Francisco, maybe San Francisco. I was gonna win wherever Tom yeah yeah And I think I was the that was the cool thing about him going down to Tampa was that he he proved that fact It was like it's it's not it's not Belichick. It's it's it's me well and and fuck First and foremost don't defend Belichick. Fuck that guy six six championships and I hate to break it to everyone came with Belichick and Tom Brady's even said he's like, you know what? I
Speaker: I may have quarterbacked, but Belichick's defense did get us a lot of wins too. Yeah, but look at the picture he's been doing since Tom left. That's fine, but he can't have one without the other. And they still had Belichick. Fuck Belichick. I don't like the guy. Fuck you. You were in Cleveland and you didn't do shit. You piece of shit. Oh yeah. Cause that's his fault. It is his fault. Not, not, not an owner that in the middle of a winning season decides to say, Hey, I'm going to relocate.
Speaker: Fuck that guy too. Art Modell literally took - I don't ever want to go to Baltimore for anything in my life. Art Modell literally took your guys' number one pick and drafted Ray Lewis with it. That first Super Bowl at Baltimore I should have been Cleveland's Super Bowl. Exactly. but I've never wanted to piss on anybody's grave more than anything, but I don't want to go to Baltimore. I don't ever want to step foot in Baltimore. I have no reason to go to Baltimore neither and nor do I want to. However,
Speaker: I do want to go to Baltimore for one reason. The piss on that son of a bitch is great. I want to piss on that motherfuckers grave. Oh, Cleveland, Cleveland would have given you everything and anything you wanted. And they made that very clear. You stole our fucking team. I get so sick and tired of hearing about the Baltimore Colts. Blue who and who they came in the middle of the night. No, they fucking didn't. You stupid pricks wouldn't give them what they needed and what they wanted. Cleveland, Modell, everything and anything he wanted and that son of a bitch took our fucking team away from us and and shit on the entire Cleveland fan base. Yeah, but here's the difference between the Colts and Baltimore. Modell was upfront and honest. Erce was a complete fucking asshole and decided, hey, they're not going to let us leave town because they were filing an injunction in their Senate to keep the Colts team
Speaker: in Baltimore and that little pansy got a bunch of moving trucks and then the middle of the night ran off to Indianapolis. But he told her they were going and they were, but the reason that they did that was because they weren't going to, they were like, we're not, they they wanted to file an injunction and not give them what they wanted. Where Cleveland was like, more we'll do whatever we need to do to make sure you stay here. And our model was still like, fuck you guys, I'm out. but got pieces of shit
Speaker: ah say he isn't any better either yeah who You know, and not to mention the fact that that Cleveland still to this day is um There's a whole there's a book and there's a movie. There's a documentary out there About and I'm not just saying this as a Cleveland Browns fan I actually never felt this way until I kind of read the book and read the book and and watch this documentary where Yeah, you just need a wild thing. Ricky Vaughn out there. yeah right from the heat The Cleveland Browns is the most expensive. Anchise or expansion team to ever come into the league because they were trying to keep the Cleveland Browns from coming back into the league. Well, and that's the thing. Baltimore could have bought in the Colts name. It's just her say wanted like a couple million and Baltimore literally could have bought the team or.
Speaker: or say could have just said, you know what, how about this? You keep the name, the Colts. I take the team. Same thing. Yeah. Well, and, and you know, and it's fine that they changed the name. I'm glad they changed the name. I'm glad they weren't the Baltimore. It's kind of like, it's, it's, it's kind of like, um, it's kind of like Houston coming back. You know, the Tennessee was the original Houston Oilers. Yeah, I know that. And then the city was the original Dallas Texans. Yeah. And, you know, and I'm glad that like, you know, Houston left and went to Tennessee and became the Titans. And then Houston got the, got the, the, the, uh, got the team back. And instead of becoming the Houston Oilers again, I liked the Houston Texans. I liked that. I think I think if you're going to have a team in Houston, you got to go love you blue. I'm telling you right now, speaking of Houston and Brian, I don't know if you're still around or not. They're going to be a super team.
Speaker: That's a goddamn. I know we're in the off season. We haven't even got to the preseason or anything else. That's a goddamn scary team. And yeah, I mean, if, if you can get stuff on digs contender with what they've done in this off season for the AFC title, if you can get stuff on digs to quit crying all the time, I will with know but i don't i don't i i don't think, I don't think, the And I will, I won't shit on step on dicks for crying all the time because a Buffalo and fucking Josh Allen is a jerk off first and foremost. And and and Buffalo, the nice Brian, I hate to say it, but Buffalo's biggest chance to ever win a super bowl was the nineties with the K gun. I don't, I don't, I don't think Buffalo, you know, and but them, them not,
Speaker: Throwing to step on digs more in the last couple years Was was kind of a kick in the dick to step on digs And Houston added him and Houston getting Joe mixing Houston is a is a legit threat in the AFC man. They are and it Depends on what you get though They, they are, they are a contender in the AFC. Um, if Cleveland stays healthy this year, based off of what Cleveland did last year, we might see a rematch in the AFC championship between Houston and Cleveland.
Speaker: If Cleveland stays healthy, that might be a stretch. I know it's ah you you know what Cleveland's done in the in the offseason and what Houston has done in the offseason and and and and and and but who look we went through five quarterbacks. so Yeah, but look at who's your quarterback. Deshaun Watson hasn't been proven since he left Houston. But look at that wide receiver core that we have now. And Amari Cooper is now. asking so offer for a new contract yeah i don't yeah I don't even like the Sean Watson. I hated this train. I hate it. I wish we still had Baker at the end of the day, man. I'm a Baker guy through and through. I love Baker. The Buccaneers. If they're not in the playoffs again this year, we're going to be in the playoffs because the NFC South is a fucking dumpster fire.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't see the Saints doing and it's not really Derek Carr's fault. No, I didn't hear it. David or whatever. Sea South is an absolute dumpster fire. um yeah The Saints are the Saints are the Saints. The Falcons are the Falcons. The Panthers are fucking. Hey, hey, Atlanta, just because you got Kirk Cousins from us. Thank you, by the way. Good luck. I still don't think you should shoot on Kirk cousins, but you know, that's your, your Vikings fan. I should on someone that they wasted money on your Vikings fan. That's, that's, that's, that's your prerogative. I mean,
Speaker: i mean I think cousins was good. I loved him in fantasy football. He was a great quarter. Oh, everyone did. That's the only reason he was any good. and well I mean, his stats don't lie either. How many championships did he help Minnesota win? How many championships did Damarino win with the Miami Dolphins? And are you going to tell me he's not one of the greatest of all time? That's two different players. I'm just saying. You don't have to win championships. And plus, one actually went to a Super Bowl. The other one's still trying to fuck him up. You don't have to win. You don't have to win championships. Everybody wants to put. Because that's what the Hall of Fame evidence says they look at.
Speaker: You know, everybody wants to put the quality of a chance of a player on if they win a championship. You don't have to win a championship to be a top tier player. And I think her cousins is the top tier quarterback. We'll we see. i mean hey look i mean We only dragged the Vikings through the grab mud how many years and We only went to the playoffs twice. Look your guys's division has been Green Bay's bitch for how many years? Yeah, but look in 2017 guys, but your entire division look look at 2017 you had Sam Bradford who was supposed to be the nether number eight that was supposed to he's gonna bring us to the Super Bowl boys and and fucking Case Keenum comes out of fucking nowhere, leads that team, and you know what they do? One game away from going to a Super Bowl in our own stadium, which yeah, we got our asses handed to us in Philadelphia, but what did they do? Instead of paying him $25 million, dollars which he took less to go to Denver,
Speaker: but we're going to pay a guy who's never proved himself in Washington. And that's why Washington let him go. Yeah. Well, I mean, like how stupid could you be? That'd be like having Dan Marino or Joe Montana or some of the greatest quarterbacks on your fucking team. I'm looking at you Patriots and being like, you know what? Nah, we're tired of fuck it. the We don't want to win a super bowl. Yeah. No, I like I said, you ride that bitch until it's broken. However, however, we guys got JJ now, so. Yeah, but mccarthy McCarthy ain't going to start this year. Which I don't think he needs to. I hope not. I hope not. I hope not. That's one thing I hate about some of these Vikings fans is that they're like, oh, they're not going to start JJ sees a bust. It's like, no, it's smart.
Speaker: It's smart. No, hoping I hope he doesn't. I hope he doesn't start this year. Speaking of JJ, shout out to his big brother. Shout out to his new contract. He got a big old contract from San Francisco and he's got the Madden covering. Shout out to CMC. That's his brother.
Speaker: but but Let's do the math here. Jarvis. Christian McCaffrey and the other ones. ah Fuck you. Christian McCaffrey. JJ McCaffrey. You don't watch Call of Call, do you? No, I do. It's just you got me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Christian McCaffrey is JJ's older brother.
Speaker: I fucking hate you. What? No, I'm serious. No, like, i'm not but here i'm fucking today i know I'm not fucking with you. I mean that. JJ and and and Christian are brothers.
Speaker: Like for real. I'm not up fucking with you, man. I swear to God, Glick, if you're fucking with me. Why? Why? would i Dude, I love first and foremost, I love CMC. He's one of he's been one of my favorite running backs since he came into the league.
Speaker: Oh, my God. Now my Internet's gone like, no, you want to look something up? No, you can't. Yeah. Christian McCaffrey is JJ's older brother.
Speaker: All right. I mean, you don't have to believe me, but I mean, I'm looking it up because now somebody in the chat. Help me up. Help me out, man. Somebody in the fucking I'm going to kick you in the nuts if you're fucking with me. I'm not I'm not fucking with you about this.
Speaker: Well, sit here in silence. why
Speaker: me da but do do do but i love you motherfuck no they're not how are you looking JJ McCarthy and Christian McCaffrey are not brothers that's two different what's names yeah you asshole thanks for JJ McCaffrey and Christian. It's Christian. They have two different last names. He just said that one. It's my cart. Yeah, J .J. McCarthy is the Vikings quarterback and Christian McCaffrey was the son of fucking Ed McCaffrey who won two Super Bowls with Denver as a tight end. Also. God, then Cleveland boys, let me tell you.
Speaker: No wonder why their baseball team isn't the Indians anymore. That Cuyahoga River, man.
Speaker: I hate you, Gallic. I hate myself right now. because I feel stupid. I feel like every game I taught, I watched since JJ was quarterback in Michigan, they talked about him being Christian. Was was Ed a wide receiver? I thought he was the tight end. Well, it was Denver on in the last two great years of John Elway. Sorry, I was probably about what? Four and five when that happened. Because Denver, when they first went to the Super Bowls, didn't know how to build the fucking team around that way.
Speaker: That all matters at all. Um, no, I, I do think though, uh, God, that I do think that, uh, McCaffrey does have a brother in college football though. Well, I, I could have swore that some Mandela, but I could have swore, man, that I, that I heard announcers multiple times talk about but um JJ and Christian but and then being brothers. I mean, the there could be another JJ that is a McCaffrey.
Speaker: That is. and I don't know. I don't know. i yeah Like I said, I. But once a McCarthy and the other ones, a the other one yeah McCaffrey. No, could you imagine? do zone With her chain. With her chain. Yes. She's gone. Oh, shit. Go find your dog. I'll handle this. Yeah, I don't know what the hell happened. It's numb nuts, but. But uh.
Speaker: Yeah, see in Denver during their. I always wonder if Denver if the Super Bowl they played against Atlanta in 98. Well, it was the 98 season, but it was the Super Bowls. I always played a year the next year, so it was like 99. I wonder if that Super Bowl, instead of Atlanta going, if Minnesota would have went, if that game would have been tighter, or if it would have been, you know, just a scoring fest for both teams. Because Minnesota in 1998 with the Vikings when they had Chris Carter and a rookie Randy Moss, that was the team to beat. And of course they had a reemergence and Randall cutting him too.
Speaker: OK.
Speaker: Is the ah speaking of USFL or United Football League? Are they doing their? Super Bowl type fucking game sooner? What are they doing? I know they did like ah their champion or one of their championship playoff games.
Speaker: Um, but yeah, I mean, that's the thing with some of these teams, you know, when their owners get greedy or the players get greedy, it's ah like, it it always makes me mad when your team is that close to a Superbowl. and probably just needs to be retooled a bit like the 2017 Vikings needed after the season. But oh no, we're going to let this guy that proved he can lead the team walk and we're going to take some cast off from Washington. But because he's got great stats, oh my God, you know. But then in 99, Minnesota did try and sign Dan Marino. Well, no, I was just doing a history lesson.
Speaker: This is Jarvis's I hate Kirk Cousins club. ah Dude, it's gonna be one of my episodes. yeah i Why the Vikings did the stupidest thing they ever could have done. Hey, Bud Grant, ah your team just went to a Super Bowl and lost even though Fran Tarkenton helped you get there. What do you think about him? Oh, you shit. Let's get rid of him and bring in another fucking quarterback.
Speaker: Let's go. Breaking news. Cincinnati takes game one of the battle of Ohio. Let's go reds. Oh, baseball. Yeah. Cincinnati Reds, Cleveland, India. I'm sorry. Cleveland Guardians. No, no, no. They're the Indians.
Speaker: It's so weird.
Speaker: OK, let me tell me please tell me they have the chief. ah What's his name? Still has the mascot, please. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, not game one. Last night was game one. The Guardians did win of the series and and and the in the Reds won tonight. OK, so it said they went one and one in their series.
Speaker: Tom, no, I do not have chief law who anymore. Um, so let me ask you this, man, you know, disappointment. That's all I gotta say. What? Who's the disappointment Cleveland? Really? Yeah. Change your fucking team baseball team name Because you think that's gonna help with your with the whole fucking problem the world as was saying Indians The Guardians are actually killing it in the in the American League They're the number two team and number one in the Central Division My Reds are my Reds are my Reds
Speaker: ah But Cincinnati do a better job and get Pete Rose in the Hall of Fame Especially with the way betting and gambling is nowadays bro. Don't don't do not get me Fucking started with that whole situation. Are you so fucking stupid? Are you serious right now because isn't Mark McGuire and Sammy Sosa in the Hall of Fame? Something like that. I mean I two guys who quote unquote by your, by your rules, by your rules in the, and in the major league baseball, by your fucking rules. They cheated. Now I think steroids should be allowed in in major league baseball. That's just me. I think you should allow it. I think it'll make baseball better. I think it'll make it a funner game. I think it'll be more exciting. I think it'll be more exciting to watch on television, but literally two guys who, who, who cheated, you cheated.
Speaker: based off of your rules. And then you're going to sit on, on Pete Rose who never bet on his team.
Speaker: And even more if for your kid one of the, one of the, one of the greatest of all time, you know, Pete Rose and you're going to, you're going to fucking shit on him because he gambled and never against his team. You know, it's not like he was throwing games or or or losing games on purpose or anything like that. Well, I think he was betting on his team, but he was betting on them to win. At least I've heard that rumor and it's like, really, you're pissed off because he was betting on his own team to win. From, from my understanding, Pete Rose never bet on his, on, on the reds. He was just gambling for my, for my understanding. i Yeah.
Speaker: But from my understanding. But still, with the way gambling is now and even back then, you had a guy on the NFL Sunday back in the 80s called Jimmy the Greek, who is literally telling you who to bet on in the NFL games. And yet, oh, no, we can't allow gambling. And now look at look at the NFL since they allowed gambling. Did you can gamble in the stadium? Yeah. yeah you can go to the stadiums and you can place bets and not, and you can place bets in live time. So like you can be watching the game yeah and it could be like a, like a fourth and two, and you can literally place a bet if the team is going to get a first down or not. Yeah. Um, but I want to, I want to ask you something, you know, with the, with the, with the news has come out and Brian hit me up with this, uh, last year and and Brian and I actually had this conversation.
Speaker: on one of the shows, you know, the, um,
Speaker: native American guardian association or whatever it's called the, uh, and AGA, they, they, they, they sent a letter to Washington and they told Washington. that they want that they they they demanded that Washington change their names back to the Washington way. We talked about this one night. Yeah. meet you So, so do you think, Hey, do you think Washington will change your name back? And B, if Washington does change their name back, does that set a precedent for other teams that have changed their names to go back to their original names? Do you think that the like Cleveland would, and I understand the chief Wahoo character. I understand like where that could be, you know, considered not good or or bad or whatever. I totally get that. Then take the wolf out of Kansas city.
Speaker: That's the way I look at it. You're a guy to be in and granted, yes, I get it. called Cultural pre pre, whatever. some repriation Thank you. yeah like I get the chief wahoo thing, but. but You could really have chief wahoo like they did in the fucking major league movies on the jumbotron Fanning the flames, you know, let's get let's start getting hot or whatever. Yeah, like it's so stupid and to They did the same and and I know this ain't sports really look at the biggest crime that's ever happened to aunt Jemima.
Speaker: No one's bitched about it until a bunch of white kids from college literally said, we don't want Aunt Jemima. Huh? Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben, Uncle Ben. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. You know, as far as as far as the sports things go. But do I think that Washington should be the Redskins again? Yeah. Yeah. They changed it because a bunch of white people got oppressed and said, oh, you can't do that. The fucking white people.
Speaker: Or no, sorry, sorry. A bunch of white college kids that couldn't fuck. and Yeah. Lando likes better. couldn't land things but It's a bunch of white savers. It's a light with their white white guilt bullshit. But there's nothing. it with The question that, you know, what I was asking was if Washington goes back to be in the Washington Redskins, do you think that'll set a precedence for other teams who have changed their names? Do you think that they will go back to the old names or do you think like Cleveland will stay at, you know, the, the new logo is cool. Um, I think Cleveland still would, because they, they do want to get away from, cause what the last time the Indians really won a pennant was what before they changed, it was what probably, yeah I mean, they've only just changed the guardian's name to what.
Speaker: a year ago two years and and I there's some people out there they're like well they wanted to get rid of the bad juju of the they did they said the same thing about the Redskins it's like seriously it's just because recipe because you hello you didn't have an owner named March Scott crazy -ass racist woman hello Cincinnati and the Reds are my team I love the Reds that's that's my baseball team but well of course of course none of these teams
Speaker: ah they leave it alone headaches with maybe No, I I think Washington will so as you to look at Washington's change their names like three times in the last five years and they've already talked about changing it again yeah and Magic Johnson is part as a minority owner in that I think he still is he might not be in the right in the command who was yeah he was I don't know still is is was whatever i Mean if if we're gonna change the name because some people find it offensive window was on and Why don't we why don't we change it to the Washington um I Mean go to Washington football team again and then change the Vikings to the Minnesota nice I mean who the hell cares about Washington anyways Back granted it okay
Speaker: yeah they i've been i relevant Since the 80s look at the owner that they had Dan Snyder was an idiot Now Here let me pay all these players that are way past their prime Like I'm not gonna shit on Dion because he had a good play. ah He was a good player. He was a good. i ina d Yeah, you were a great player of the NFL. You're a fucking shitbag of a goddamn college coach. and And congratulations on doing what you did at Jackson State or wherever the fuck you were. And then you come to Colorado and completely disrupt everything. I mean, he would and still be in Jackson. He still would be at Jackson State, but they fucked him over.
Speaker: But no, no, no, he came to Colorado and he fucked so many goddamn kids over to make sure his idiot sons were or superstars. And what did you guys do? Everybody thought you were the greatest fucking thing since sliced bread because you won your first game. You guys weren't even fucking bowl eligible in Colorado. Neon Sanders is a terrible goddamn college football head coach. You're not ever going to do anything. You're going to go back to a goddamn community college when you're done in Colorado. but because you're a fucking idiot, man. And kids are transferring and they flat out said, do you know what? We could have won more games had Dion made it a team effort and not made it all about what was that Travis? What was what was that quarterback's name and and his two sons?
Speaker: You know, he made it all about his kids in that one quarterback and had he made it about the team, they probably would have won more games. And that's why kids are leaving now. It's not because he's telling relief. Deon Sanders is a fucking clown. He's goddamn joke. And that's why he doesn't do interviews. And that's why he hides from the media because he's a fucking clown and he was exposed. Oh, why? Why? Why would you? You had a great and career and you were in and you were a good baseball player as well as a professional athlete. I'm not going to shit on Dion Sanders. But as a coach, you're a goddamn clown, man. The fuck is wrong with you? Like I said, I'll give him about two or three years before I I call him a boss. I won't I won't give him anything outside of this first year. I think I think he was exposed. And I think we've seen exactly what he is.
Speaker: You, you, you had his coaching style, that mentality of you got to work. A lot of kids don't adhere to that because he, he played ball in the nineties where you still have those coaches that got on your ass. Well, I'll say that to, say that to college programs, like, like Ohio state or like Alabama or Georgia. or Florida or Florida State or at Michigan, you know, Iowa State try and buy a team just to be they know they did buy a team Ohio State spent I Don't know what the number is but they like and yet still got fucking dominated by they that's what they did That's what they did in this offseason This offseason they spent something like Two three million dollars
Speaker: buying a team and granted by the way, Ohio state, the center that you guys got from Alabama. I don't know if you watch the Rose Bowl footage or not, but that center in Alabama fucking destroyed Alabama. And that's the reason they lost. Oh, and also yeah one of the reasons they lost to Michigan outside of the fact that Michigan was a better team. Let's be honest all around defensive and offensively, they were a better team, but that center fucking killed them. and And then they got all these other cats and I spent all this fucking money. And, and, and it's like, you're, you know, there's, there's other programs. There's Texas, there's Oklahoma, there's USC, there's programs out there that have this mindset of winning. We want to win. We have a culture of winning.
Speaker: We're going to do what we need to do. Deon Sanders is just a fucking clown who's chasing a paycheck at the end of the day. And that's why he went to, that's why he went to Colorado. He was chasing a paycheck. He's a fucking clown. He has no idea what it means to be a coach. He has no idea how to coach a program. You know, Jackson state or Jacksonville state or whatever, where wherever the hell he was. I mean, all I'm saying is, is if they would have been upfront with them in Jackson state, I think he could have gotten them bull eligible. it's it's it's He did a lot of good for that, for that small college. It's a small town. It's a small town. It's a small count it's a small college who who who plays a small time schedule. and And it's very easy to, uh, you know, I, I like, like the, um,
Speaker: The head coach for UFC or USF basketball. You have said the US University of Southern Florida, the Bulls. I, I don't know. The coach down there got himself a nice little contract. I say little, I don't, I can't remember what the extension was, but basically a Bulls down to, he gets about 87, 88 ,000 a year. Yeah, but when you're winning championships, I hate to break into you, but, but USF did not get into the March Madness tournament. They got, I think they were in the NIT or whatever. However, before he came along, they were kind of a joke. I do. I think we'll get into the, the, the, the, the, the big, the big tournament. ah I don't know, but it's easy to become.
Speaker: a superstar, like it's, it's, it's, it's like, it's like, if you, if you drop, if you drop a shark into a pond, automatically that shark becomes the guy, the number one guy. You know what I mean? Well, yeah. And that's what, and that's what Dion Sanders was at Jackson state. He was a shark in a small pond. He was a big fish in a little pond. Well, yeah, he was able to turn that program around. I don't know what they did last year, but then he became, then he became one of many sharks and an ocean when he went to Colorado and he got exposed. He got exposed and I, and I, and I told everybody this from jump street when he, when he, when he.
Speaker: Got the contract for Colorado. I said, y 'all riding his fucking Dick, but you got to let this season play out because I guarantee you they're not going to be below. I don't even think they're going to go 500. And I don't think Colorado went 500. I could be wrong, but I don't think Colorado went 500. And, and I said, it's his first year, blah, blah, blah. But after watching last season, I don't think he'll ever go above 500 in Colorado as a head coach. And that's just my personal opinion. fun that's the thing like that to me that's one thing I've hated about coaching and one time at one point I did want to become a coach but then I I said no because honestly you can't build teams like coaches back in the day used to be able to and with the players demanding as much money as they demand and some of them aren't even that fucking good to begin with but I mean
Speaker: that there's a reason why coaches and I love bud grant to death greatest makings head coach of all time, but I don't think he could have coached in this era because it's all about the paycheck rather than about team unity, team, loyalty, team, whatever.
Speaker: Well, and that's what it comes down to. It it comes down to the celebrity and and the, and the payday. Well, yeah, I mean, Minnesota, even though we're considered kind of a big a big like ah we're not big sports wise, which is why we have trouble getting free agents. But when we start doing really well, the free agents come walking in or we pick up a guy off the street and he has one good season and then we're like, oh, no, they'll never do that again.
Speaker: But no, I I I don't know. Like i I look at it from a standpoint of I think Dion jumped too quickly at a ah bigger thing. And when you're sitting there and you're talking shit like you're from the u University of Miami hurricanes. Go you. um Well, you're talking you're talking shit like you fucking won multiple championships. Yeah, I mean, when you're trying to build that That's the thing that happened to the University of Miami under Jimmy Johnson. You know, that one year when they played Penn State and got their ass beat, you know, they were talking all this mad shit. Well, they lost. Because that talk don't back up everything, you know.
Speaker: There's other people that are hearing that talk and saying, ooh, hey, you know let's let's show let's bring these people down a notch a little bit. the This Buffalo team, we got a we got our Colorado team, we got but yeah bring them down a bit, Peg. And that's why I said, one season doesn't make a coaching career, unless you're in the NFL. Because God forbid, a coach has one bad year and it's, get rid of them. Well, yeah, there's that. I think, you know, at the Dion Sanders situation, I think we've seen exactly who and what Dion Sanders is as a college coach. And he'll leave Colorado and he'll go somewhere else, small time, and he'll be wildly or somewhat successful.
Speaker: And everybody will be back to riding this deck again. When he went to Colorado, I was actually shocked that he picked Colorado. I thought he'd go for a California team or team that's actually got talent. But what do I know? i'm a and I'm from Minnesota where most of our sports teams have shitty owners that end up taking the team to fucking Dallas or LA.
Speaker: Which hey Vikings, by the next time you need a new stadium, go to fucking LA. Oh wait, that's right, you can't because they already got two teams.
Speaker: Oh, go to St. Louis. There you go. Call yourself the St. Louis Vikings. There you go. Now I, I get a kick out of how fickle fans can be. I really do. And the Vikings fans are right up there. know when you have a good year it's automatically those doubters that are going to be like oh you can't do it next year it's like how the fuck do you know with case Keenum in the right system probably could have done really well but didn't want to give them another chance and then they ship them off to Denver and all the
Speaker: little trolls hiding under the Kirk Cousins bridge are like, see, we told you he couldn't fucking play in Denver. It's like Denver hasn't been a good thing since fucking Peyton Manning. Calm down. Peyton Manning wasn't even that good in Denver. Let's be honest. No, he had Demarius Thomas. He had, he had a lot. Von Miller. What the fuck does it count? Uh, like 15 more minutes.
Speaker: Why? I'm going to hit that dog. You find that dog? um ah I'm going to I'm going to hit that dog. It's those are completely thought people just like the way. Oh. I'm burning something. But no, I I just. I think Dion in a different division might have done better. Uh, but yeah, I, his first year was bad, but like I said, give him another year, see what happens. Yeah. I just, I don't expect anything more out of what it is. I don't think it's going to be better.
Speaker: this year as opposed to next year. Uh, you know, I think progressively he's going to continue to get worse because he's already set a precedence. He came into Colorado and basically, you know, he had that first press conference or that first meeting with the team. And he told every one of them that I'm getting rid of you guys because you're not my boys. And, and, and he shit on Colorado, he shit on these players who aren't the right to be there. and a whole bunch of people left. And then you had a season and then that transfer part open and people were dipping out. He's he's got an ego and and and and that's the problem. Oh, all coaches. do You're not playing anymore, man. Like you're not fucking playing anymore. All right. You're a goddamn coach. First and foremost, shut your goddamn mouth and use that filter between your brain and your fucking mouth before you speak, because nine times out of 10, you sound like a complete fucking jackass when you talk.
Speaker: He's like a Brian Bosworth, if Brian Bosworth ever would have been a head coach. and and And then, and then you had that first season and you showed your true colors in that first season, you're going to select quote unquote your boys, the people that you hand select that are going to be who you, and you're not about the team. You're about your fucking self. And, and, and, you know, and personally, I don't think his son or his sons are that great of players. I think if they were on any other team in the world, they would be hanging on the, out on the fucking bench. Well, and that's the thing, you know, I've, I've said this many times about how fickle coaching can be. You're never given enough in the NFL, not for, not for long league. You're never given enough time to develop
Speaker: the team the way you need it to be developed. You're not given the years like Don Shula was like fucking Bud Grant was. And but that's the one that like currently I can appreciate about the Browns. As a Browns fan and you know, I've had a lot of years of oh Kevin Stefanski's great. No, I mean ah Andrew Barry. Yeah, it's GM. Has been amazing.
Speaker: you know, they wanted Stefanski a year before they got them. Then we got defensive coordinator. Oh my God. Now I got the hiccups. We got Schwartz but yeah as our, as our defensive coordinator. And then at the end of last season, everybody's, everybody's like,
Speaker: but but I was like when Minnesota after they lost a fancy to for him to become the head coach of the Browns we go out and get John D Filippo who was a quarterbacks coach from Philadelphia the year they won the Super Bowl It's like really you get a quarterback coach He didn't coach that fucking offense. No, you go out and you get fucking Frank Reich and Well, you know, after last season, everybody's like, oh, Schwartz doesn't want to be in Cleveland. He's leaving Cleveland. He wants to be a coach at Schwartz came out. He's like, I'm a Cleveland guy, man. I ain't going nowhere. This oh yeah Cleveland, that defense. Oh my God. That defense number one defense in the league last year. He built that defense like he did when he was a head coach and fucking Detroit yeah and you continue to build this off season.
Speaker: And also, wasn't Schwartz also the defensive coordinator?
Speaker: Well, ah Jeff Fisher though, are we really going to use him? I mean, he had one good year as a head coach in general, and that was off of a flute call because fucking Buffalo and the playoffs decided to put in Robosack instead of Flutey Flakes. you Hate to break it to you both or Buffalo But you kind of fucked up there when you had a guy that was winning games for you and you decided Oh, hey, we're paying this fucking surfer, dude. I Don't want to shoot on Jeff Fisher. I don't want to shoot on Jeff Fisher too much You know, he's had an extensive career in the NFL ah You know, but
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, they, really they really don't like you, like, like you said, like you just could never build an offense. That's the only thing. yeah I mean, when he had, when he had air McNair, he got lucky on that. Well, like you, like you said, man, uh, you know, the NFL not for long. Yeah. I mean, you, you, you, you you can have, you can have 10 great seasons. You can win, you can win three super bowls in 10 years. Oh, or let me rephrase that. You can, you can win a Superbowl in your first five years, but that year, that fifth year, you have a bad year gone.
Speaker: Nevermind the fact that the four years previously, you won a Superbowl and you were in the playoffs four years in a row, but that fifth year you have a bad year luxury ah injuries whatever the case may be. that fifth year you have a bad year and they're like, now we got to get rid of them. It's like, but hands of seeds, the only last five years, I mean, we got a ring and we're in the playoffs every year. And, and, and, and, and then I, something that's out of, out of a coach's control injuries. and and then And then they shoot on the guy and they, and they get rid of, well, look at, look at what they did. And um I'm going to talk about the Jeff Fisher thing here soon. Cause now now I got a point to prove, but look at Detroit.
Speaker: They wanted they the media was telling them to get rid of fucking Motor City Dan Campbell After one season of having a bad season his first season is yeah But yet he was even telling them we're progressing we're progressing we're going the right way and and they get to the playoffs. Hell, if he wouldn't have been that gambler personality, I don't think San Francisco goes to the Super Bowl. i You know, I got to agree with you, man. I really do got to agree with you. San Francisco last year, even though they had Christian McCaffrey and they had Brock Curtin was fully healthy. and San Francisco last year was healthy. They were they were. Yeah, the I got to say San Francisco last year. yeah They even know what we've seen in the Super Bowl. Yeah.
Speaker: But San Francisco was the best team in the NFL last year, all around defensively, offensively, special team. San Francisco was the best team in the league last year. However, you might've been the best team, but you lost to my Cleveland Browns. So suck it. Sorry. I wouldn't like yeah one the whole thing. yeah right The kids is Godfather. um All three of my kids is godparents He he's he's he's a die -hard niner And he was like glow. Yeah, you gotta make sure you're at my house for the game I'm like, all right, and that was an ugly game. It was let's call it what it was. It was a dog shit game But nonetheless the Cleveland Browns won The Browns won and he was talking mad shit. I'm like at the end of the game. I'm just like
Speaker: I'm surprised Cleveland didn't do their damnedest to re -sign Flacco. Even though Flacco did want to test the market. They're they're they're all in on Deshaun Watson for some reason. man Hopefully you don't bite him in the ass. I don't like it. I don't like it. I mean, look at the money they gave him. Look what they gave up for him. This year, this year, you have to stay healthy. You have to play all 16 games. He has a winning record as a starter in Cleveland. He's eight and four or something like that as a starter in Cleveland. Yeah, but he's only played what? He's only played 12 games in two years. However, this if we had 12 game seasons, I commend him for that. But for for for, you know, me as a Cleveland Browns fan. Well, you got to get us to the Super Bowl this year. You got to stay healthy. You got to play all 16 games and you got to get us to the Super Bowl. You have to get us to the Super Bowl. That that fucking and all a that AFC Norfolk is going to be.
Speaker: fucking bad i mean granted if cincinnati can keep fucking burro he and gonna be a fucking shit show fuck cincinnati pittsburgh i think you know i think they're still trying to figure out I don't think they're gonna be bad i don't think you're goingnna be bad, but I don't think a playoff spot. Yeah, I think they're gonna I think they're gonna just barely miss the playoffs they they can ah to baltimore however is is is ah much like Houston. and and and And as much as I hate to say it, Casey Baltimore is a legit contender in the AFC man. Yeah. Buffalo. I think they pretty much they've run out of luck. Yeah. On paper, on paper. Cleveland is the best team in the AFC on paper.
Speaker: We need everybody to stay healthy. We need Deshaun to be healthy. I was excited when they signed Jerry Judy. I love Jerry Judy. I'm a Jerry Judy guy. You know what I mean? Like, I'm a Judy guy. I know he got pissed off at Steve Smith for calling him soft. But at that point, in his broadcast career, he was soft. Yeah, I love Judy. I think I'm a Judy guy. I'm ah i'm an Amari guy. I'm a Cooper guy. I loved Amari Cooper, even when he was in Dallas. And when we signed him, I'm like, oh, shit. Well, you got to re resign him now. He wants a big contract. Well, you know, well, he's got one more season before we will worry about next, the big contract. You know, and Elijah Moore showed out and played out last year. Like we got a good and and David and Joko, David and Joko has made it very fucking clear. I'm a Cleveland guy. I'm a dog for life. You know, I'm a dog for life. And then Joko was falling out, you know, the last two years.
Speaker: So, you know, we got a solid receiving core. Nick Chubb's going to be healthy when we, when we come back for the season, you know, and and there's a, and there's a good running back room back there as well with Nick Chubb. So for me as a Cleveland Browns fan to Sean Watson, this is it. This is the end all be all, man. You know, we gave you a fuck ton of money. They gave, they gave up a lot of draft picks. you know, the suspension, we dealt with that bullshit. We dealt with your off the field bullshit, the injury last year. Now this is your year. You've got to come out and you've got to get us to the goddamn Super Bowl. If not, we got to eat crow or the organization, the Browns. They got to eat crow, man. They got to eat crow. They got to get rid of him.
Speaker: get them out of the fucking organization, keep everybody else, do whatever we have to do to keep everybody else and get a quarterback in there that's gonna be, that's gonna win us a goddamn championship. Well, and now on to the the question from Hans. Hans, I got a question that when I said that I hate to break it to anyone that thinks Jeff Fisher was some great coach, he wasn't. He was loyal and he had met with owners that fell into his bullshit. I've always said this about Jeff Fisher teams, great defense. And the only way his offenses were any good was because he had a guy as a quarterback who was one of the best talents in, uh, uh, air McNair, Steve McNair, who he pretty much drove his career into the ground. Eddie George.
Speaker: again drove his career into the ground Jeff Fisher was a coach who should have never been a head coach but at the same time got lucky in both situations St. Louis the Rams they needed a new they wanted a new head coach after not dick for meal who the fuck is his name um his offensive coordinator that took over after they had won the Super Bowl
Speaker: like you're literally comparing Jeff Fisher to literally or you're you're saying he's a great coach but at the same time Jeff Fisher the only reason he kept getting jobs was because he was linked to one of the greatest defenses of all time the 85 fucking bears just like ro riverboat Ron Rivera will still keep getting jobs because they still think the 85 bears have a lot of coaches within their midst. Mike Singletary.
Speaker: And that's the, well, no, Riverboat Ron, he ain't even a head coach anymore. It's Dan Quinn now. but that And that's the thing. Jeff Fisher on paper, his defenses were lights out. But at the end of the day, you also have to be able to build an offense too in order to keep that job. He never fully developed that that Titan's team. It wasn't him.
Speaker: And with St. Louis? shit Don't even get me started when he was the head coach of the Rams. Fuck, poor Sam Bradford has no knees because of that dude.
Speaker: Fuck. Any who. Oh, and then he had Vince Young, sorry. He threw his crew into the ground, too. Yeah, he really did. I you know, there's part of me that feels bad for me. Yeah, Jeff Fisher. Yeah.
Speaker: Any who, oh We're at that time, man. Appreciate y 'all. Yeah. I turned into Glick's news and, and, and, and, and, and deary sparse words are hard clicks news and Jerry V. She's sports. style I don't know what they don't have me Connor. I don't know, dude. I think that, I think that's the name of the podcast right there. The new, the new show on Sunday, Jerry V. She's sports talk. and We'll, we'll, we'll play around with it. I mean, if that's what you want, I didn't do it. Actually sports stock with Jeremy. Yeah. We'll play around with it. We'll you, whatever you decide on in school. Uh, but no, we do appreciate you guys listening. We appreciate you guys hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the show tonight. Uh, it is that time. Unfortunately we got to wrap it up. Um,
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Speaker: cigars and beers. Benji might be doing a show on the network. Uh, but Tuesday's currently is just garage. Wednesday's is this here show right here. What the fuck news Thursday is talking shit. Friday's is Glick's house of music. When I have a guest scheduled. So yeah. So this Friday, if you're not doing anything, you're fine. Uh, yeah, I don't think I have a guest scheduled for this Friday night. Uh, however, the following two Fridays, I do have guests. I did get a phone call the other night from our boy, Rock Lee. Uh, one of his artists want to come on the show. Let's go. man You okay down there. He's trying to get ready for his state of the union address.
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Speaker: Sunday night was the Jaravicii podcast. I'm sorry, the Jarvis podcast, but coming soon, a new podcast from Jarvis. Or not. I don't really fuck the Jaravicii project. I don't want to do Wednesday nights anymore and I'm not doing a show on Sunday. And I'd be like, what the fuck's the point of you being on the network? Get the fuck out of here, you weirdo. Whatever motherfucker. Mr. Text me. Well, I only want you for the Monday night shows Connor's fault that you came in on Wednesday. I mean, as I told you, if you don't want to do Wednesday night shows, it's up to you, man. If you don't want to do a show, just let me know. I'm not going to I'm not going to be mad at you. I mean, you know, so just don't do a show. OK, Mark. Well, fuck you if you don't do a Sunday night show. Fuck you. ask yeah Fuck you.
Speaker: You do a Sunday show, Mr. Oh yeah, I already just had a fifth show to my week. I'm already hosting four goddamn shows. I'm already carrying this entire goddamn network. I i mean, I mean me and me and Connor did carry Monday.
Speaker: it's hard it's hard for the listeners to know that because it got amazing but oh yeah wait wait wait wait i'm sorry becauses me and connor carried monday <unk> decided to delete the episode let me but me want let me off stage let me drop one show and then pick up another show that makes sense i In time, a Sunday show will come on unless Mark and Brian decide that they have to switch days, which then I'll show them that I can get guests on Thursday. Yeah. How about you? fuck How about you go fuck yourself, Jarvis? Happily. I do it almost all the time. i Me too. It's fun. my When I'm asking my wife, why is there a dildo in my ass? I forget. I put it there. Yeah. If Connor could feel anything outside below his waist, he would ask himself the same question.
Speaker: even when I could feel below the waist, I didn't know if it was it or not. Click. Click. Well, it's because I'm small, but that has nothing to do with it. Anyways, Monday's men came from and Tuesday's Jeff's garage. Wednesday's what the **** news. Thursday talking **** Friday Glick's House of Music Saturday. Nonsense. Nonsense. Sunday. Something sports related with Jarvis.
Speaker: maybe Maybe, I don't know. Maybe we won't see Jarvis anymore. I don't even know. Maybe Jarvis is going to best of you. You're going to be like, you know what? Go fuck yourself. Like he decides he's the last one of all the podcasts. of All the shows that he's done is tonight. Really going to be the one. yeah Anyways, make sure you guys follow your holiday great baseball good one connor make sure you guys follow us on all the social medias, Facebook, Instagram, X and TikTok. Don't forget shows are live seven days a week on the Facebook, on the YouTube, on the Facebook page talking shit. Hold on. Much like Connor, I got to go walk down some stairs. I'll be,
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Speaker: I'm going to give my boy Hunter some love. He's back in the studio doing what he does. And this is his most recent release with, uh, this is a lot right here. Go ahead and check out Hunter a lot, wherever you stream music and on all social media at Hunter a lot. This is his latest single. You had your chance bitch.
Speaker: I told my mama that you had a heart of gold I was weak and searching for a miracle Then you opened my soul and decided to just close the door But I should've known that you were gonna drive me crazy Have my thoughts saying maybe she loves me but why am I in so much pain? I look over my shoulder cause you're getting bolder And I'm never gonna be safe Girl, I think that it's time to tell you I know you lied I've heard your secrets That your ego just would not let you keep Baby, you were the dice And now that I'm doing fine You text me, call me, and delete me
Speaker: that you were sorry but you gotta know I made up my mind a long time ago I'm happy now so I'll keep my stance and then I'll do my dance baby
Speaker: Baby you left me crying and all alone I felt like I was dying in that bitter cold We had something special that I had never seen
Speaker: That you were gonna drop me crazy Have my thoughts saying maybe she loves me But why am I in so much pain? I know I'm not insane and my memory's hazy But I'm no longer feeling that way Girl, I think that it's time to tell you I know you love me heard your secrets, that's your ego Just when I let you keep Baby, you rule the dice And now that I'm doing fine You text me, call me, and DM me While I'm trying to sleep You said that you were sorry, but you gotta know I made up my mind a long time ago I'm happy now, so I'll keep my stance And then I'll do my dance Baby, you had your
Speaker: your chain
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