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Speaker: What's going on, everybody? It's Saturday. Welcome to another episode of Nonsense, a cool nonsense podcast. I am Glick.
Speaker: the greatest host of all time. And I have my lackeys, my peons, my peasants, the minions, if you will. His Bill bondsman. I don't know. Have you ever been arrested? No, I think no. Well, I think, yes. If you have to take that long and you have to think about it, you go, no, yeah, I think, well, maybe you've been arrested. You've been arrested. Do me a favor. Look, let me see if you see it on record.
Speaker: Do me a favor and ask me if I give a fuck if you've ever been. Why the fuck you ask me there? Because you're telling me you're going to be my bail bondsman. I ain't never been arrested. I ain't never even been in the back of a police car. I ain't never even had handcuffs on. Slacker. You've never had handcuffs on? No, when you're good at doing what you do, you don't get caught. Why the fuck are Walmart still looking for you? I've never been caught. I've never been caught.
Speaker: My mom called me the other day that said they're looking for a badass and a retard. They found a meat, so they're still looking for you. Yeah, I'm the badass. They found the meat. So, no, they found a badass. But yeah, how's somebody doing here? Anyways, welcome. Welcome to the show, guys. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out on social media.
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Speaker: Yeah. What's up, Amanda? How you doing? That's one of my OG Periscope followers from back in the day. So he's been around for a minute. He actually, he sounds like he's got some stuff going on. He's had some stuff going on in his life. So I think you just heard about us recently. So he sent me a link to our podcast today and messenger. And he was like, what is this? And I was like, that's my show.
Speaker: He was like, wait, what? Over a year old now. Yeah. So we were chit -chatting back and forth today. And he was like, tell me your, when you guys go live and get on Facebook. I said, well, we go live. You know, I told her. Oh, she realized about, you know, we're live on YouTube and Twitch all the time. So he was like, oh shit, Twitch. Oh yeah. Send me the, send me the name.
Speaker: So I sent it over to him and he sent me a picture. He was already followed and had it pulled up on his computer like a half hour before the show started waiting. He's like, I'm waiting. I got my beer. I got my beer and I'm ready to go. I was like, hell yeah. So I had to explain to him, you know, it's a little bit different than what it used to be on the Periscope. It's a little risque. It's not real faint to heart.
Speaker: Well, you know, when I was on Periscope, it was just me. I was like, you know, there's three of us now. So it's still the same. It's still the same dumb shit that we did when I did our Periscope. Just now it's three times, three times as bad, like Jeff said. You get three for the price of one. Yeah. You say no discount, damn it. We want our money.
Speaker: I do, I put in plenty of work. I get the job done. For what? For you and all your crazy ass random broadcasting days? Motherfucker, you need half of the followers that I have just to last as long as I do without me. That being said, don't talk about my crowd no more.
Speaker: They didn't say anything about your crowd. Didn't we do like almost 100 episodes without you, Tony? You did 79. You did 79. I've been doing this for like 10 plus years without you, and you've never seen the numbers I've seen. And fuck your crowd, by the way. I didn't even say anything about them. But now that you brought them up. You brought them up a little. Good Lord, I didn't even say anything about them. They said the same about them, about me. But you know, got my dick in their mouth still.
Speaker: No they don't, they'll get you. I'm still waiting on that World War whenever that happens. I'm gonna sit back and watch. I'm gonna sit back like Zeus on God of Thunder. I used to do stock card dirt racing before and follow. Since I was listening to y 'all, I wanted you to see if I needed to do it.
Speaker: Yeah, you're gonna need to scream at your TV soon. He used to be stock cart drift, dirt racing. Then he started listening to Chris. He's like, yeah, fuck this. I can't. The racing is less than - Jesus, Bruno. Damn. Everybody's going through a breakup right now. Jesus. We don't talk about Bruno. No, no, no, no.
Speaker: Now they have, yeah, Berner has been around for a hot minute. Yeah, he's actually handsome, actually. I will say, I'm glad to see a lot of y 'all. The Periscope Followers are catching up to you. I think that's a huge plus. If they could all pop up for you, that would be a huge plus for you. No breaker fields in New York. Yeah, this is true. I ain't over my shit. I ain't gonna lie. Like I said, a lot of
Speaker: You know, I do a lot of stuff behind the scenes that you guys don't know about. So I'm constantly. No, you always put in the show and different places and trying to get it out there, trying to, you know, old eyes, new eyes, new ears, old ears. It don't matter. At the end of the day, people like what we're putting out. I can't lie. Your old ears need to pop up.
Speaker: Even when I do my shit, I look for my regulars more than anything. View Followers is always cool, but always on my original crowd. I want everybody. Everybody's welcome. I don't leave a crowd. Damn right. Unless you don't like the show. If you don't like the show, then my question is, why are you watching? Why are you keep listening? Do you need help? Are you being forced to listen and watch? Because if you are, we'll get you help if you don't like the show. Send us my link, place emoji, if you need help. That's right.
Speaker: Because I know if I don't like something, I don't watch it. Stop listening. Yeah. If I'm watching a football game and I'm like, oh, this football game sucks. I don't sit there and continue to watch. Pretty much. Yeah. I'll smoke it, baby. I have peanut butter and jelly, strawberry, and I also have purpleberry.
Speaker: That's gonna be tomorrow and Amanda stick around for when we do our football broadcast. I might do one tonight, I was gonna wait till tomorrow morning, but I might do one tonight. I don't even know, I just got in the house, so I don't even know who the hell's playing. I'm gonna do one tomorrow morning at 11 o 'clock, so I'm sure he decides to ask, can't figure anything out, so. I can figure plenty out, I just want everybody to know. And your goofy ass goes on platforms that nobody has.
Speaker: Why I gotta be goofy when my shit gets out of people. Because everybody's like, we can't join you because nobody can get on your magical fairy.
Speaker: You see how you do? You see how you do? No, it's not how I do, but like we were all trying to like, the link is in the chat. You can't fucking click on the link. Because you don't have an account with them. I noticed that if you don't have an account, I can't even find it. That's the thing that blows my mind. That boat board. Yeah. We talked about it. VOKL .com. Yes. I can't even find it. It won't come up. Same thing. We were talking about what was that? Reach or whatever.
Speaker: And it's not, it's not in the, uh, Google play store or whatever. It's like Apple store. I got the app on my phone. I got it on my computer too. Yeah. So we're not all weird doesn't use Apple cheap. I'll pay for this security. I'll pay for this security. We've had that discussion. Some of these times about Apple, they're
Speaker: that great security that's been hacked more than more than the celebrities that was the cloud they got hacked you right oh wait originally it wasn't that but i don't think i don't think they had a cloud originally did they? yeah i always had the cloud that's their thing no the cloud came out i thought somebody else had it before them no i thought somebody had it before them
Speaker: It's one of the victims because they kind of pushed it, but they, I know they big with it, but somebody else had it before them, I believe. No, I'm staying right here. Thank you very much. I just took you all around the world. I don't want to hear that. I'm bored. We just spent the whole day running around going all over the place. I'm bored. He wants me to go in the back on the broadcast so he can listen to the TV.
Speaker: Yeah. He's like, dad, you're messing up my TV time with your show. All the hell I catch would be Alabama stomping Louisiana Monroe, Penn State is stomping Auburn, Ole Miss is stomping Georgia Tech, Oregon is stomping BYU, Troy and Appalachian State, a close one. Nice. Nice.
Speaker: So I watched Jurassic Park this morning, the new one, on Peacock. I wasn't mad at it. I saw why everybody said this compared to the others. I got that, but it wasn't that bad of a movie, honestly. The storyline was good. How much more are you gonna do with the dinosaurs? There wasn't much more we were gonna do. The most recent one, Dominion.
Speaker: Yeah, that was good. That was good. I need to see Morbius, then I'll be all caught up with the rest of the world and everything. How have you still not seen Morbius? Because I don't just sit at home watching movies. Because it looks like a beast to shit, honestly. No, it doesn't. That's why I haven't seen it. No, you sit at home and you play online all day. So you act like you're doing something more, you know, like better and you're better than someone else. I totally understand. I have controls as well, so I did hit
Speaker: I hate to go live, it was thinking. You played the song and walked away and I was like, we're not live, we're not live, so I hit the button. Bruno, let me tell you, I think this is a great conversation I did want to bring up. Sorry, go ahead, I'm going to let you finish because I want to bring this up for you. I want to bring this up. What's that?
Speaker: Jurassic Park is the best movie series out of all movie series. I'm open to all challenges. I'm waiting.
Speaker: Nobody is ever going to take a movie advice from you, Tony. Go back and listen to the podcast and listen. Jeff, you're not - I talk to people outside of the podcast. Let me be clear. How many consistent - Well, you know what? Bruno, I will take both of us out with the damn Harry Potter series. Harry Potter has fucked everybody up because all of those movies stay watched. Harry Potter stays watched more than Fast and the Furious because a lot of people do not like two and three.
Speaker: Star Wars, a lot of people didn't like Star Wars after the third one, but all six Jurassic parks have been great to me. I like them. Mad Max was always good. The remake wasn't bad. I was actually thinking we had Faster Furious, Star Wars.
Speaker: 69 movie series, Harry Potter will shut me down. But I do like all the Jurassic Parks. I haven't had a problem with any of them. Rocky, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What consists of a franchise? More than three movies? Pretty much. Three movies in a trilogy. After that, you got to say that. And it all depends on what you like, because I like horror movies. I think the Halloween franchise is better than any of those movies you just rattled off. You put Halloween to build a name in those streets?
Speaker: Um, no, I, Halloween or 990 street is, is better than in my opinion. That was one that didn't really have a bad movie. Yes, they did. Yeah, they did. Um, Halloween went way off the rails and same with Friday the 13th. I love the Friday the 13th, uh, seriously, but, but, but.
Speaker: Friday the 13th started going, what if Jason takes Manhattan, Jason in space. Jason in space, stop it. Jason was not going to take Manhattan. Let's be clear, he was not going to take Manhattan.
Speaker: All right, let's be clear. Calm down. If you really wanted to, he's a supernatural monster that you couldn't kill. You New Yorkers are not as tough as you think you are. Calm down. I say Jason fears my hat. I say Jason fears nothing. Not you little boy. Which Jason's? My Uncle Jason or me? No, not you. Talking about them both. Both.
Speaker: But I do like all of the Jurassic Park movies. I haven't had a problem with any of them. And that's hard for me to say about any movie franchise, but the first three Star Wars, he was good with it. And everybody will always take out their Empire Strikes Back, or return to the Jedi, always. They don't really put the first one up there with the rest of them. And I liked all of the screen movies. I don't think there was one that I didn't like. I think that the third one got ridiculous. Oh, the newest one was awesome.
Speaker: I see it, Amanda. Well, two and three, two and three, I didn't like. Two, I just watched because it was silly. Three is all the same thing too. Dinosaurs. Oh no, we made dinosaurs and they got out. But they did good shit with those dinosaurs. Oh, we can train the dinosaurs now. Oh shit, the dinosaurs got out and they're eating people.
Speaker: No, it's not the same
Speaker: horror movie. I'm gonna kill somebody. I'm gonna kill somebody again. I'm gonna kill somebody. That's why I said they're all repetitive. All franchise movies are repetitive. I mean, Die Hard is the worst repeater of repetitive news. It's literally John McClain in a shitty fuck up situation. There's some asshole that thinks he's better now. Die Hard is a good franchise to me. The last one was the worst one.
Speaker: The Russia one, yes. That was the worst one. Now my favorite is the one with Sam Jackson. I love that movie. The first one was a classic. The first one and the fourth one was a classic. The first one and fourth one are untouched. They are perfect movies. The first one was untouchable. They didn't go to the moon, just went in orbit. They didn't go to the moon.
Speaker: That's the problem is like it's that whole How you gonna how you gonna how you gonna let a submarine catch you I Did one John with John we're gonna hit three movies. Um, not a bad This is true
Speaker: This is true. Yeah, I can do this for a while, but I don't want to drive crazy because it's talking about movies. I just don't understand why you guys want to talk about the same movies over and over again. We spent an hour and a half on Wednesday night and then we come in and you guys want to talk about the same movies we've talked about. You talk about home repair.
Speaker: and your beard all repairs. Awesome. Talk about my beard. You talk about my beard because you're fucking obsessed and you're jealous. I'm not jealous. Yes. You're obsessed with it. You're infatuated with it. I always play with my beard. I don't mean I'm not sitting here going.
Speaker: I just mess with my beard when we're talking. I don't ever talk about it. Okay. Bruno's hilarious. Dimebag Darrell. I'm a little bit smaller than Dimebag Darrell. Tony, I got a show for you to watch on Netflix. Paradise PD. Definitely take out. Holy shit. It's hilarious. It's, it's, I am a guy meets South Park meets, uh,
Speaker: animated show. Yeah, it's it's it's hilarious. I don't think I don't think I don't think yeah, I don't think Tony would be too big into that paradise PD. Oh, the black cop cracks me.
Speaker: Oh my god. And the FBI agent? I started watching. I was like, Kevin, let's watch this. 30 seconds in. Kevin, go in the other room. This is not for you. Oh shit. Henry Silva died. Oh shit. Who's that? You see his face, you'll recognize him.
Speaker: Exactly. That's exactly what I was thinking. Who the fuck is that? What's his name? Henry Silva. Oh, have you guys caught up on Cobra Kai? No. I haven't even started yet. He was in, wasn't he in Bond? He was in a lot of damn movies. I noticed that he was in something in Bond. Yeah, a bunch of damn movies.
Speaker: Yeah, he was. Yeah, he was in a bunch of bad movies. God, he was born in 1918, for fuck's sake. He said, for fuck's sake. Had a hell of a run. He lived longer than that filthy queen. Oh, god.
Speaker: Don't get me started.
Speaker: This is Tony's dead celebrity segment. Don't get me started. Go look it up. Go Google dead celebrities that died. Woman dies six years after being buried alive by her fiance. What the hell? How the hell did she live? She was in the original. Yes, the original. How did she, how did she die? How did she not die? Or how did she live being buried for six years?
Speaker: She managed to close herself out using her nails. This is somebody from... And they, oh, she's from Wales. I'm not messing with that. So she wasn't, was she or was she not buried for six years? She was buried alive and then she got out and then she was PTSD for a while, but she just died. I'm just flipping through the news. You gotta dig yourself out, like kill Bill.
Speaker: Not well. That was seriously unrealistic. Let's do this. Not really. I'll say so, yes. Spanish, if you're, if you got a, if you're a,
Speaker: Shallow grave. I mean, it's so hard to do because I've been married a lot. Yeah, and there's no air in there, so you want to suffocate yourself exactly.
Speaker: Well, like I said, if it's a shallow grave, it's possible. But I mean, I've been buried alive. I've been buried up to my neck. And it was insane the amount of pressure that comes down on. Yeah. Just in, you know, just in five foot of dirt or whatever, you know. Yeah. And I could, I mean, if I would have had to, I could have wiggled myself free enough to try to dig myself out, you know, get my arms free or whatever. But fortunately, I didn't have to because we were on a job site and my uncle was
Speaker: You know right there Oh No Okay
Speaker: I used to dig a lot of gas lines. And you got to dig four feet down. And we used to have to put braces between the walls of the dirt because it caps in. At four feet, you had to put braces in? At four feet. Ocean. Ocean's come by and yelled at my cousin when I... We never put braces in. We used to accept attention. If we knew Ocean wasn't coming, it never would have braces in.
Speaker: But we used to do four foot by four foot, head broke down, pull at close to the house, one close to the street, and then you use a ditch in between. So it looks like a giant chainsaw. I've said it millions of times. I want one. I don't know why, but I want one. Is that Jason's little deaf butt in the back? My son's not deaf, and fuck you.
Speaker: I just got my, I got my headphones on you. Make a hell of a salesman with that voice. Do your phone line message, please. You gotta let me know what to say. I need you to understand that. It's like, it's like, it's like my damn kids around here with the TV on. I'm like, Oh Lord, you guys are at the sound bar on and it's cranked up all, you know, I can hear you four blocks down the road. I can hear the TV. Exactly. Deaf little shit. Speaking of Deaf little shit yesterday.
Speaker: Kevin and I bought Paramount and MGM for one reason. They got it in the last 80s and 90s and stuff. And Kevin was flicking through it last time we were sitting on the couch. And he says, dad, what's this? We should watch this. And I look at the poster. It's dropping. Oh, gosh.
Speaker: For those of you that don't know Jeff needs to get a house
Speaker: No, I haven't watched NASCAR in years. Me neither. If I want to watch a bunch of right hand turns, I can go out the side of the screen. Left turn. Same difference. Be careful over there. I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm the cardinal of the group, but at the end of the day, really, I need to check out the new wheels.
Speaker: I'm the car nutter. I just can't get into NASCAR. I can make a left -hand turn. I don't know why. I muted myself. I was Snapchatting Cash real quick. I muted myself.
Speaker: I don't have a phone conversation. It took me, it took me, it had to be 20 minutes to explain method acting to Kevin last night. Method acting? Because Robert Downey Jr's character obviously is in Blackface. And his character as an actor is a method actor. So he went, he undergoes a surgery to become Black. And I was like, you know, that's Robert Downey Jr. He's like,
Speaker: I was like Iron Man. He's like, how? His character plays a method actor. And he's like, what's a method actor? So I had to sit there and explain it to him. I kid you not, it was a 20 minute conversation. And I don't think he still got it. Speaking of that, who the fuck cares that Ariel is black now, other than these stupid ass woke white savior? I'm going to go ahead and say this out loud, mad white people of what I've seen.
Speaker: No, I have not seen, the only people I've seen - I'm not mad about it. The only people that I've seen making a big deal out of it are the woke white saviors that want to make a big deal out of it. I have not seen anybody upset about it.
Speaker: However, who cares? First and foremost, it's a goddamn Disney movie. Mermaids don't exist. Did you see the guy? Mermaids exist. Mermaids exist, but he doesn't believe in Bigfoot. Let me pull a Jeff. I'm going to show you a clip. Speaking of which,
Speaker: Stop pulling, we got to stop pulling stuff off. I'm going to say we, and I'm not going to point fingers, but we got to stop pulling stuff off of YouTube. We have to download it because we got a strike for the Megalodon video. Yes. And there was like four countries that the video got taken down in because it was, it was a copyright infringement. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. Hold your champ and your championship belt when you two goofy bastards got us a strike. I'm the strike champ. You want to pull something off of YouTube?
Speaker: you have to pull it off uh under public domain there's there's two types of youtube videos downloaded ones that are right and ones that are public domain downloaded i just uploaded the videos i did the interviews i did with tracy
Speaker: I just uploaded them on YouTube and I saw a copyright thing on it. I was like, what are they talking about? And then I forgot I had played some music in the beginning of it. But I did it first and then I put it up there. It's still on my YouTube. I just got to share my email and see if they said anything about it. Because anything we take and we put over here in our brand part where our music and stuff is, none of that stuff is ever, I mean, other than on Facebook.
Speaker: You know, we have permission from Blacktop Mojo to play their music or whatever, but nothing we've ever put in here and played on the show has gotten a strike or anything like that. Until we had our verses that day, until they did me and Jeff went at it. Yeah, but you were pulling them straight from YouTube and doing video shares. Yes. You were sharing screen shares. So we just have to remember that, and it's not that hard to download. I mean, you can literally,
Speaker: send the video to the email or whatever.
Speaker: And nine times out of 10, when it comes to YouTube, when you go to click on it, it'll say download it. And then you just download it to your computer. But see, YouTube is also checking when you play it on there too. Cause when I downloaded that Tracy interview mind you, that was early this year and I still got the copyright straight and Facebook started strengthening my videos from last year. Like you were talking about before we started happening to me too. So what's happening is I think when people replay them or when they relook at them, they're going to start kicking in on that. So, I mean, I'm not mad for that. I understand it, but I'm running my shit on Twitter and then I'll just share the Facebook.
Speaker: Instead of doing the live, you know what I'm saying? And I got told that a long time ago. I'm just going to tell all you musicians out there, we ain't trying to make no money off of y 'all shit. We're just trying to push our music. We fucking love it. I understand where you all are coming from. We don't play it unless we like it.
Speaker: Well, that's all the reasons I started focusing on local guys, you know, local people, you know, I can, we can support them and push them all day long. These people are already established and whatnot they're made. Anybody, as long as they get their money. So, but no, I like, I like, I was like, I was saying that.
Speaker: I'm a session guitarist full -time wow really I didn't know you you were uh uh no we don't have the brahma bull belt because the rock is a douche no he isn't the rocker the man but we do we do rep championships around here just for the record the man is right here with the smoking skull belt
Speaker: the greatest WWE. You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. I really hate that clip. I can't stand it. But you know what? You don't have Bruno. You don't have a GWO, nonsensical nonsense shirt. Bruno, if you got a belt, you need to come on camera with it.
Speaker: I didn't want to dive too deep into the whole mermaid thing, little mermaid thing, but I didn't even know that they were making a movie.
Speaker: I didn't even know they made a live action movie. I didn't either. I remember hearing something about it about a year ago and it was, they had a picture of just the girls back. And in 2022, I don't know why the big deal is whether she's white or black or whatever color she is. Why is nobody not saying anything to the fact that Captain John Smith or whatever the fuck his name was, was in his like thirties and she was 14 or 15.
Speaker: But he's still fucking a fish. Yeah, but that's a whole nerd. Okay. And like I said, Tony, I know you saw my video. The problem I have with it comes down to they cast as a girl's legs and they should have got a real mermaid to play the part. That's all I'll say. That was pretty good, actually. We're gonna go real woke about it. Who cares if she's white and black? If she gets a real mermaid. I mean, you know, what about all the other actresses?
Speaker: mermaids do exist they're all over tiktok no and i will say that only because i didn't want to see half that shit but she's like me oh and they're so excited i it made me feel good
Speaker: Not you. All of these characters, even when I watched Thor, and they threw their little homosexual innuendos in there. A lot of these cartoons are throwing those characters in there. And the biggest reason they said they were doing it is because people are and don't feel like they're being properly represented. I got that. I got that. That's not even a problem. I'm just actually like throwing off a game. I don't want your game on Marvel, because my name's Tony. No, no, he's not. I don't like them.
Speaker: I mean, when they go on a universal level, they're not physical. When they go out to that galactic interstellar realm, they're not physical about nothing. Everything is mental. That's a hint in the ass. Nobody has a problem with Star Wars banging alien chicks, but if a guy kisses another guy, oh my God. Who's banging another alien in Star Wars? I said Star Lord.
Speaker: Bangin' alien shit. She was cute. In the first, she was cute. Both of them. She was a humanoid. Oh, I'm not mad at it. I'm still tapping. Tony, if aliens invade. I'm too startled all day. I'm not mad at you either. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. You said it's always a heartbeat, boys. It's just good to know that if aliens invade and they look somewhat humanoid, Tony and Jeff are going to go to pound town with them.
Speaker: All I'm saying is on the Orville, on Orville, they had that blob. That blob was all around old girl and she was button naked. He was all over and I was like, that's crazy. And she's moaning. I'm like, what are you moaning for? You can't even feel that. Kirk, Kirk banging. He was banging all the alien shit. No, no, no, in the Chris Pine. Chris Pine.
Speaker: Yeah, it's fine. Yeah. She walks in that blue chick laying naked on the bed and he's just like, what's up? No, she's green. Whatever. I'm I'm still down. She said you.
Speaker: And he didn't even remember him. Why the hell would Cameron, if you're watching this, you're a jackass. What did Cameron say? He's still fucking a fish. He sent me a screenshot of the Michigan score today. I said, I'm aware of the score. I was watching the game. Remember we were talking while I was watching the game and I told you the score.
Speaker: I didn't watch the game. What's the score? 59 to 0. Yeah, Michigan. It was Yukon. It was a fluff sketch. Yukon doesn't have a team this year, do they? Oh, they're not bad, but they weren't good. They were good about three seasons ago. Michigan sent a bunch of records today. This is the first time in school history that they opened their first three games with scores of 50 plus.
Speaker: All wins, obviously. The running back had like five or six rushing touchdowns today. They blocked a punt. They had a kick return and a punt return.
Speaker: There was a bunch of Next Saturday and Look at the fucking schedule in front of a computer Yes fucking ESP fucking in ESP fucking in yeah
Speaker: Uh, we started the big, the big 10 schedule starts next week, but I'm thinking of going to the casino. Like, Oh, they play. I can be like, Hey, what's the over -under on this fucking game? I don't know anything about the over -unders. I'll just tell you who's going to win. Okay. I can explain the over -under in one second of the score at the end of the game. Is it higher or lower than X number?
Speaker: Oh, is that what that is? Yes. So I can literally go, Hey, you think the, the over -under is going to be 50 or, or lower than 50. I'll have to look at that room. Yeah, I never, I never really understood the over and under. I just like to, you know, like when I do draft Kings, uh, you know, you, you, you basically do a fantasy lineup. So you pick your players for that day.
Speaker: And then that's how I get points. And sometimes if I do make bets, other than that, you know, it'll be like, uh, winner lose, like who's going to win? Who's going to lose? Because I have the fantasy football nurse can literally be like, Hey nerds, where should I put my bet? Or, or like, or, or like there'll be questions like, well,
Speaker: Will Nick Chubb's score more or less than two rushing touchdowns? Like I don't bet on anything but the over under because it's the safest bet. Over under is almost a trap. My ass is guest. He's basically saying bring him up.
Speaker: I don't know what else I'm going to say with that. Yeah, no, I just never really quite understood what the Urban Under was, so I was like... I'll tell you what. That's your final score. Yeah, plus I don't bet on sports like that. I like the Draft games and FanDuel and stuff like that because, you know, I like setting a new team every week. And it is fun to watch the game if I had money on it.
Speaker: Yeah, and it's fun to, and it's fun to get like, you know, um, when you set your draft Kings, uh, cause a lot of guys are, you know, you have a salary cap, so you have to stay within 50, 60 ,000 when you pick your lineup by drafting. So each player has a value. So a lot of guys who will get like, you, you have to pick six players. You have a quarterback running back to wide receivers, tight end and a defense that you pick.
Speaker: And a lot of guys will try to get as many heavy hitters as they can. And a kicker. Is it a kicker? Yeah, you get a kick on draft games. I did a few years ago. I don't think you get a kicker. I don't ever remember picking a kicker. Well, it's been over a year, so let me know. You used to be able to get a kicker. Yeah, as I said, I don't think I ever remember picking a kicker. I mean, you can pick a kicker if you want. You can put them in. You pick a flex player.
Speaker: Uh, let me see. I might be wrong. Tell me I'm not. No, you're fine. It's been a couple of years. Um, okay. So, so it's, it's quarterback. Yeah, it's quarterback. It's a quarterback, two running backs, three wide receivers.
Speaker: a tight end, a flex player, which can be any position. Okay. Except quarterback. Some places you can't be a quarterback. Yeah, sometimes. Some leagues you can, yes. Some leagues you can, and some, some, some, it just sounds really complicated. If you know sports, it isn't. Some of the, some of the Draft King tournaments and stuff, because they've got a bunch of different tournaments that you can join into. I like to just go into the classic nine -man.
Speaker: But, uh, in a defense, so there's no kicker, but you can always throw a kicker in a flex. You know, if you got a solid kicker that, you know, who's going to, you know, if you got a team that has a kick, uh, you know, yeah, well, like a couple of years ago, like a couple of years ago, Atlanta's kicker, uh,
Speaker: You young, young whole cool. Yeah, young whole cool. That dude was getting like anywhere from 18 to 30 points a game. A game. A game. And then that's more than most. I'm actually going to watch the Atlanta game tomorrow. I got to see how Mario is going to do with them. If he's healthy, he should be good with them. He's not going to be Matt Ryan, but if he's healthy. Yeah, he's not going to be Matt Ryan, but I know I don't got no disrespect on Mario. I just think he hasn't been given a proper chance yet. And all in all honesty, he did a Tennessee to just hurt him.
Speaker: Again, not a proper chance. You got the Vegas, no. Oh, yeah. You're correct. In Vegas, he did not get a proper chance. You are correct. But in Tennessee, he had a fair share. He just got hurt. He was solid. He's not a superstar, but he's solid. He's sort of, um, Alex Smith solid. Mm -hmm. That's exactly how I see him, so. Alex Smith, Fort McCoy.
Speaker: Colma, Colma is a solid guy, man. And when he plays, he plays good. He's not going to do anything big and flashy, but he's going to win a game. He's going to win the game for you. He was, he was, Mariota didn't get a proper shot and they put him and Winston up against each other. And Winston was more exciting. That's why he was more of a sale. But Mariota should be okay. I think he'll be all right with Atlanta. Couldn't pick them all up. We know.
Speaker: We know. Sports is not money. Hey, what did I say about Michigan scoring 50 points in three games? The first three games, did it again? Yeah, they're the first program to score 50 plus points in their first three games. OK, can't just say that.
Speaker: Sounds like somebody's watching the show. I love him to death, but Jesus Christ sometimes. Cam is fun. Since I met him on camera and I saw the missus, Cam is fun. Big up to him as the missus. Cam said, dude, you should hear us when we play Xbox together. I get that boy.
Speaker: I get him going. I get him rolling. Just like I'll start making fun of his dad. We call his dad Nickelback. And I'll get making fun of his dad or I'll be doing an impression of his dad yelling at him. Camera just starts losing his shit. I do that southern country voice that I use for Tony. For his dad. It's a ha ha hill.
Speaker: The Ha Ha Hail. No, Ken's a good kid. I do. I love that kid to death. He's like a little brother to me. You know, speaking of that Southern accent thing, Chris, as we all know, I have a mild accent. And my wife's got that in her mind. She's a mild accent.
Speaker: but my southern accent is mild. Your wife came back from Europe and now she has a French accent? No, she came back from Europe and she's like, oh, I missed your accent. And I was like, what? She's like, you have a mild southern accent. And so I got real deep into it. The southern accent is just a... And she literally was like, nope, too far, too far. Back it up. You have entered... I hate it when you go deep into it. You have entered...
Speaker: No, no, no, I'm not doing it. She has never once in the entirety of your relationship ever said, you've gone too deep. Don't lie.
Speaker: I was trying to do that. You're used to pulling things back into your mouth, aren't you? Damn it. Am I at a fucking airport? Hello, ghost sucker in the building.
Speaker: I watched that video so many times when I clipped it down. And the greatest thing about it that makes me laugh harder than anything else during the whole thing was I first said it, and you laughed at it. And then I could see the hamster wheel spinning in your head as you were really letting yourself get it. And then you started laughing again. And then I see the wheel start spinning again, and you're like,
Speaker: Yeah, I'm fighting words
Speaker: I was going to say, you know, what we've done our entire entirety of our friendship is that we just fuck with each other. That's okay. We just constantly fun with each other. My wife saw that video. She's like, he just don't do a build. So I said, he's called me worse. So that's what I said. She's kind of nice compliment.
Speaker: compared to everything else, I agree. Compared to some of the other shit he does to me, that was a nice compliment. Did he just call you a goat sucker? As Jack compared to what he usually calls me? I'll let it slide. It was good though. I said it was worth it. You know what? Like I said, sometimes you gotta be quick and something just
Speaker: You know, unplanned and unexpected drops into your, you know, drops into your, into your gloves, so to say. And they're like, Hey, I got it. You know, I'm in, I'm in center field. Yeah. I'm in center field and this guy thinks he's going to get an infield or an infield home run, but I got an arm for days. I'm just going to throw it all the way to home plate and get his ass out. So he's got an arm for days, arm for days.
Speaker: but uh speaking speaking of tick tock i posted a video last night that drunk text one yes some of the some of the comments have been pretty funny you know some of them are like i don't know if you're trying to be i'm trying to think of them no no all you have to do is i'm drunk and then let your predictive text finish oh i know i know so you don't have to think of anything you just let your predictive
Speaker: Yeah, that's all you gotta do. Yeah, I know. That's all. But I don't wanna do that. Well, that's what you're supposed to do. Justin, but I don't wanna do that. That's okay. Okay, I wanna be like, I'm in jail. Why aren't you here next to me, motherfucker? Yeah, that's okay. You're getting a sock in your chocolate hole or something. Jesus. Not today, Satan. It's a peanut butter chicken. It is what I was told by somebody on there.
Speaker: Not today's sake. Not today's sake. What did that guy say? What was his? What did he say to the god of death? I'm drunk. Let me shove a sock in the forbidden chocolate. And I commented back and said, going to have to tag Jeff in for this one. The guy said, whoever's available. You can't even tag me. You put K2K Productions. I was like, this is my partner.
Speaker: Yeah, I tagged your TikTok page. That way, maybe he'll go click on it and follow you. He's like, whoever's available. And I was like, Jeff is definitely your Huckleberry. Huckleberry. It was just like one of those random sounds that I heard. I was like, that would be a good one, you know, to get a lot of interaction and to have a lot of fun with.
Speaker: Oh, goodness gracious. One woman put, I'm drunk and I have to get my other leg on the other side of the saddle. I was like, been there. That is not a fun trip trying to get on a horse when you're drunk. I don't even sound right.
Speaker: You're trying to, you know, you're trying to actually ride the horse, not have sex with it. Calm down there. I'm not trying to have sex with no horse. Sounds like you're Tony. No. I'm in a horse. I mean on a horse. I'm on, on, on, not in. On, in, in. I mean on.
Speaker: Ghost sucker and horse fucker. Keep complaining about Ariel. Wait, keep complaining about Ariel and he -man's next. Somebody sent me Disney coming up with a new one. I want to see a black he -man with blonde hair like that. Long blonde hair. You know who's going to be? Terry Crews. Terry Crews. It's Terry fucking Crews. He can pull it off. I would fucking watch that movie.
Speaker: That would be awesome. That'd be so fucking awesome if Terry Crews was here, man. And he had the blonde wig, had the blonde hair. He could be man's arms. He could be man's arms. He really could. My buddy sent me a screen picture. It was the name it said. This dude really did say Terry Crews on his chat, on his own post. He said Terry Crews. Did he really? Tell me, how perfect. Was it the president from New York, Tennessee? Was it what? Yeah, he was the president. There's a red car in our driveway?
Speaker: Y 'all skews me one damn second. Oh, that's not him? Oh, so somebody better get their ass whipped. Get off my lawn. I was here when they poured the concrete. I put its foots in the answers. Get off my lawn. I don't like yous.
Speaker: I'm shaking my head covering my face in
Speaker: Lord.
Speaker: But that girl can sing. That's all that matter, really. When it comes down to the little maroon. I think she can sing and act easily. Who cares? It's a make believe fairy tale. Who cares what color their skin is or what they do. The fact of the matter, like I said, the fact of the matter that remains is nobody's mad. We got a 30 something ship captain banging like a 14 year old girl that used to be a fish. Nobody's mad about the pedophilia. Same thing with Pocahontas. Nobody's mad about the pedophilia.
Speaker: Well, it's Disney. They're okay with it. Disney's gotten away with a lot of stuff. We've gone through that. The racism, the Nazis, the killing people, the... Oh, you know what? Oh, Jesus Christ. My co -worker... He's so excited for it. My co -worker... My co -worker used to be a discus in California. And I was like, oh.
Speaker: We have questions. She's like, yeah, send them on over. I was like, non -sensical, non -sensical minds. Wanna know. Wanna know. I don't know but like, did you see anything fucked up?
Speaker: Did you get grass critters from cherry panties? I don't know if you saw the TikTok video where the guy's like, it's OK for an arrow to be a black girl because most fish are technically black. You ever seen a white fish? A white fish? A white fish? White fish? They look creepy. They're scary. Because they're see -through. Right, pretty much. So technically, it would make sense to see black fish.
Speaker: She's only half of a fish, though. Important half, though. I think that important half is fish. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Important half is fish. That's the problem I have. Let's do reverse. That doesn't make it better. No, it doesn't. That's what I said. That makes it worse.
Speaker: Can you imagine having sex with that? How well, how good is it? It's worth it, it's worth it. You also, more you know. What is that? Oh, shit. Oh, my bad. When he opens a can of collagreens that is finished.
Speaker: I hate y 'all on Facebook. I just wanna let y 'all know. I hate y 'all on Facebook. The Lord of the Rings. That's Sam Jackson, Will Smith, Morgan Freeman. Oh my God.
Speaker: I might watch that Lord of the Rings movie. They got a black checkie. Wait, wait, wait to see who they got for Tarzan. The Tarzan 3. Oh, shit. Who is that? Lil' Wheezy. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. OK. I want to see. I want to see. This one takes the cake.
Speaker: And I'm going to apologize for the racism right away.
Speaker: I hate people. I'm sorry. I hate people. First of all, we know that would never happen because. Because nobody's gonna, everybody's gonna freak out like a monkey in the fucking woods. This is true.
Speaker: This is very true. Right? I mean, you want to talk about outrage. Like, Tony, dress in the loincloth and climb the street like an act like a monkey. Oh, shit. Well, and again, with Texas Chainsaw Massacre,
Speaker: Leatherface could have been black because he was wearing the face of one of his victims. He always says Maine too. He always says Maine.
Speaker: i would like to see him as a superhero i thought he was great as roti i thought i thought he was awesome is that fucking bitch you said yes i'm not making this shit y 'all oh no they are all day long there are tons over they are going crazy with this right now oh yeah because it's it's you know like i said it's like
Speaker: Okay, for those of you who are tired of seeing it happen to the black folks, this is for the white folks. Yeah, right. That's what I was going to say. It could go both ways. Wait until the Asians start fucking with both of us, or the Latinos start fucking with both of us. This would be horrifying. That was funny as fuck. That would be funny as fuck. That would be horrifying. I'm going to go see that movie, man. That would be horrifying. I'm going to see that movie.
Speaker: Well, you know what? Why not? Let's just do that. Let's just start making black versions of quote unquote white movies and white versions of black movies, just for shits and grits. Because it's not like Hollywood is doing anything original anymore anyway. This is true. Let's have fun with it. Well, they've been having fun with it at somebody else's expense. That's what frustration is. Why they got Edward Norton looking like American History X talking about he's going to be the new Tupac on All Eyes on Me.
Speaker: Hello. Nice. What's up? What's up? You could have told somebody you was here. I got you. No, you didn't. I'm here. I'm here. There you go. She just told you that. Say hi. That's my stepdaughter, y 'all. Hey, how's it going? She's the oldest of the three.
Speaker: She comes into town last night and doesn't need to tell nobody. Pops at two in the morning. Can y 'all open your alarm? What? Hey, Tony. Yes. Don't you think, uh, one hundred one -year donations should be canceled anyways? A hundred one -year donations? Is that the point of rolling the coal and they basically will block these? I'm just saying.
Speaker: Why haven't you gone to the music yet? Because it's Saturday, motherfucker. Every time he does that shit, you start staying stupid shit. I don't know what it's going to take. I catch this shit early. This fucker never waits until afterwards. He started to say that and I looked at the clock and went fuck.
Speaker: We don't have to pay attention to the clock to keep the pattern going in case they want more episodes. We have one time slot to show. Have you been on the iron? Have you seen all the shows that are on there? I do look at it. Yes. No, it is what the one show with the one episode, the Wednesday episode, it's and we have our dedicated time slot right before
Speaker: The Kevin Hawley show. Until we take his time slot. Yeah. And he has to call me. And he has to call me daddy. No. Yes. Tell me no. No. So you're saying it's okay for Kevin Hawley to call you with that? But we really don't know what species Kevin is. No, this is true.
Speaker: But we are gonna go ahead and take a real quick break. Let Tony say hi to his youngin' and all that jazz. And she just came in and crept up on his ass. That is so fucked up. That is so fucked up. So fucked up. We're gonna break. I don't know what's taking Glick so goddamn long.
Speaker: Here's the same damn sauce. You still look at, ooh, ooh, ooh. It's like when you go to McDonald's. Do you know what you want to eat? Let me thank you. Get the fuck out of my way. No, well, I was trying to figure out who I wanted to put in what order. Anyways.
Speaker: We are going to take a real quick break. Got a little, uh, we're going to do Blend tonight. First, in the first hour, there are local bands that I went and seen a couple of weeks ago when I went and seen Black Top Mojo. Check them out on all social media at Blend 614 and check out their music. Show them some love. Let them know we sent you.
Speaker: Tony, deal with him. Oh, Jesus Christ. Check them out on all social media at Blend614. Show the guys some love. There's some young cats doing their thing, trying to live their rock and roll dream. So let's help support them in every way we can. We'll be back here just a few minutes after Blend.
Speaker: you
Speaker: Please deliver me
Speaker: I didn't come to save the world I came to watch it burn I don't know where we'll go I don't know what we could be There's more to this puzzle than the pieces that you see Forgive me, I can't help myself Won't you please deliver me?
Speaker: Yeah
Speaker: I've heard it's best to forgive and to forget So I forgive myself and forget, forget, forget
Speaker: myself wants to please deliver me to the river
Speaker: Yeah, buddy, a little blend for you. Go ahead and check those guys out, like I said, on all social media at Blend 614. Show them some love. Let them know we sent you this guy's kicking ass with their little funk rock.
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Speaker: It is Saturday, and it is the second hour. So I have to ask you gentlemen, are you gonna do that real quick until Tony comes back? Jeff, you dumb ass are muted. I'm here, dammit. That's you, Jason.
Speaker: All right, the hell with this shit we're gonna celebrate tonight's podcast properly ladies and gentlemen boys and girls hooligans and knuckleheads of all ages
Speaker: Going anywhere with that? The following answers will be brought to you by my inebriation of Crown Royal Peach. Cheers, motherfuckers. Let's go. Well, I might even go to bed early after this. I'll definitely go early. I don't know. Lately, I've been beat.
Speaker: All the improvements I'm doing to the house, holy shit. I may go beat up on Cameron and Madden.
Speaker: Okay, Glick, you was actually going somewhere five minutes ago. Where were you going? Yeah, because he's going into his deep dives. Yes. Do you like the stories? Do you feel a lot of them? This is how I know that you guys pay no attention to the show. I carry the show. And without me, it would just be you two talking about cars you want to buy and movies that nobody cares about. And without me, you would be talking about home repairs and cars.
Speaker: Yeah, let's be honest. You forget that we did almost 100 episodes without you. You did. You did 79. I don't need you. I don't need either one of you. You need me. You need me to let Gilligan and Ginger, when they were singing on Gilligan's Honor, it was Ginger Marianne and Mrs. Howell. You need me.
Speaker: He's only open the bottle and smell it and he's already drunk. Yeah, I am a lightweight. That's how I save money. I'm not going to lie. Hey, I'm right there with you. Just how I save money. Still spend $50 a night on alcohol. I had to cut this shit out. No, $50 a night on alcohol. Yes, I did. Ouchies. A night.
Speaker: I ain't never been that bad. If I go to the bar, that's another story. That's my point. Yeah, that's when you're going out to East. I started bringing it home and drinking it in the house. Once I'm in there, I don't have to go nowhere else today till tomorrow. I'm done. Just got to figure out why my damn drain started back up again. I had to go out there and fix that today.
Speaker: What? The dream started backing up again, so I had to go outside and open up. Now you're a little open to fitting in the outside of the house. Yeah. You want to clean up. You have to kind of ventilate the air out a little bit, but it started doing it again, so I need a snake, but I don't have one. I might do that tomorrow. Okay, this motherfucker is either queuing or texting. Which one are you going to do before I start talking? My shit. I told you I'm drinking. It's time, damn it. We nonsensical.
Speaker: Yeah. It's so good. Come on. You got the hat on. You're getting new headphones over one ear. What you gonna do? You bearded bastard? What is it? Wow. You have got to be the biggest lightweight on the planet. I'm not talking just talk of shit. This dude took two strips and he's already talking shit. I'm talking shit. I'm not even jumping this into the air. He smelled it and was like. And I haven't built shit on like other drinkers around here.
Speaker: Oh, have you all seen the new flying cars? It's the one that costs $150 ,000. They make it $34 ,000 in total. Oh, I think I saw that. Yeah, it's like a two -seater. Two -seater with four turbines on the outside? Yeah. Yeah, I saw it. I think I want it. I think it goes 60 miles. It goes 60 miles. I think I want it. At 140 max. I think 140 top speed on it.
Speaker: Yeah, the thing is, it's like, it'll go 60 miles, but then you got to charge the motherfucker to bring it back because it runs. You probably took a day and a half to charge. Yeah, exactly. So if you're going to use it, you can only go 30 miles if you want to get home. I usually go back and forth to work every day.
Speaker: Well, let's go ahead and start it off with news of the gross. Passengers on board a Delta air flight to Miami were left screaming after a bulldog suffered about of explosive diarrhea. Oh, hell no.
Speaker: man, I'd be parachute out. I'm done. Yeah, despite. I'm going to parachute the hang glider. **** this **** You know what happens when you open the door on a plane? 80 ,000 feet in air, right? Yeah, you're going down. That's just a fast edge or something. Yeah. But despite Delta being amazing. Deuces. Deuces. You have the plane goes with
Speaker: Unbelievable. But despite Delta being in favor of the ban, which prohibits most emotional support animals from traveling with their owners in the passenger cabins, small dogs, cats, and household birds have been the exception to the rule. Yeah, you have to ban support animals because people are fucking stupid. This is my emotional support ostrich.
Speaker: Yeah, it's there. Yeah. Lee Moo and Doug. Yeah, exactly. We will really do that. We got a plane with a goddamn donkey or or a pig or some crazy animal. It's my emotional. No, you're a fucking lunatic and you need to be institutionalized.
Speaker: Listen, some people do have, I can't talk about emotional support animals because I know a lot of people do have them and they do need them. People who have gone through traumatic experiences have them and need them. I personally, first of all, I'm gonna take a nap. I'm gonna take a nap.
Speaker: I wanna have my drink. I wanna find a job. I wanna secure myself and then I wanna find a woman to be in love with and be happy with. A Shetland fucking pony. That shit. Yeah, that's the thing. I have no problem with emotional support animals. Cats, dogs, whatever. But when you're just doing it to get attention, and that's all it is at the end of the day, you're doing it to get attention when you have a fucking horse or a peacock or an ostrich or a donkey or a llama.
Speaker: whatever, you're doing it for attention and you should be locked up in a goddamn institution.
Speaker: You should be put in a fucking, a sane asylum, like Jim Carrey and Ace Ventura, when they went to go. Excuse me, I wanted to ask you a few questions. Don't be a coach, I'm ready. Let's see that replay. I need to show that. I know that people do have emotional support animals, that's why they have pets. I understand. But I get it. But when you're going and you're being extra,
Speaker: Yeah, would you be extra on the plane when you gotta bring it on the plane? I'm kind of with you on it. We gotta go to Supermark or Walmart with Yeah, and when you're being extra and you have and you shouldn't be that long in Walmart ladies and gentlemen, let's be clear
Speaker: Now, maybe I'm being biased and I will apologize. If you're on a plane and you want to bring your animals, it's gonna be gone for a minute. I'm cool because in the 70s and the 80s, people used to bring their pets with them on the plane. We do remember those days. They'll be down in the cargo bay. We do remember that. If you're driving around town and you want to have this dog in the backseat because dogs love to ride with their owners in the car, I got that. But I kind of got to give it to him with some people aren't doing a little bit too fucking much. They're doing it for attention. I have an emotional support alligator. No, the fuck you don't.
Speaker: You have a goddamn predator. You have an apex, you have a goddamn apex predator that's gonna wait for you to fall asleep one night and eat your ass. A gigantosaurus. Who was it? A gigantosaurus? A gigantosaurus? That's nearly the damn dinosaur they had? I said, okay, now they doing too much. That name is too many fucking syllables. That big one, but yeah. I totally understand the spore animal. I don't sense it.
Speaker: I hate you, Jeff. I really hate you. I really hate you. But doing it to be extra, that's just stupid. He steals. He steals. Yeah, so one passenger, Mike Salona said,
Speaker: Who goes by the Twitter handle? I hate you Jeff. I'm sorry Glick. He steals. That's racist. I saw that and I was like fuck yes.
Speaker: Because I think about it. I'm going to give it to anybody when nobody gave me nothing. Fuck them. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I got Tony good. I'm sorry. I got a good face.
Speaker: You want to see that movie?
Speaker: Sorry. Oh, God. I apologize. I really do apologize. I mean this one. Fuck everything else. I mean this one. I got it. I got it. He's smiling. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm smiling. Oh, shit. Sorry. OK. OK.
Speaker: I got a company here. Y 'all cut this shit out. Let it go. Let it go and move on. He steals. Oh my god. Finish reading. Glick down. Are you sure? Yes. Fucker. Hurry up. What do you want to get? You fucker. I got all goddamn right. Okay, fuck it. I got nowhere to go.
Speaker: I'm gonna do the cruise ship. Okay, take your time. The boat's gonna leave you. Yeah. I didn't know I waited on you two here, but I didn't leave. No. I got only... You tried that. How do I not have all that? You told my buddy said on cruise ship, the jackass. You know what? You guys just do this. I'm gonna go to the park. Bartender!
Speaker: Or a man called one. It's been a long night. He just starts pausing his drink. So what's the problem? Fuck it, Jeff and Tony. Fuck it, Jeff and Tony. Listen, they gave it up to me. They didn't tell me. First they gave it up to me. Then they told me to finish. And then I didn't feel like I know more. So fuck them. Fuck you guys. I'm taking my ball and going home. I don't need your shit. God, fuck both of you. I hate you guys. Did you see the other one, Tony?
Speaker: No, I'm trying to let him finish his story. Shut the fuck up. Scroll up, scroll up, trust me. Stay focused. No, I like the other picture that was in that from National Lampoon's, John Kennedy. Sorry folks, Disney's closed because it's ran by a bunch of pedophiles and perverts. There it is. That's the flying car, that's 150 grand, I want it.
Speaker: You can fly with the driver's license. You know what that's going to kill everybody that buys it. I guarantee. Oh my god. They're going to do something stupid. I'm not. I'm going to work. I'm coming back home. I'm flying armed. I'm flying armed because somebody was trying to steal it. How much batteries your phone got right now? 100%.
Speaker: then you might be able to survive. See, Chris and I are stupid. We'll let our battery almost die and be like, I could still make it to work. Don't let me into your stupidity. You're not going to be able to hell with you. You're going to have both right now. What? I'm trying to not mean to go into hell with you all. He's going up to you. 85%.
Speaker: I'm at 45, which means I can be that dumbass. I don't know how the hell you sit in front of a damn computer. You end up with all them damn electrical outlets and you at 45 fucking percent. As I say, my phone's also plugged in. I try to keep my phone charged. I usually do too. So, not the only time it goes dead is when I'm at work, but that's just because I, you know, I'm streaming, I listen to
Speaker: One or two five, you know, that radio station that I listen to, I listen to them all day long at work. So, I don't, I don't, I don't always, I don't always have my, uh, you know, I'm not always able to discharge my phone. I usually try to plug it in at lunchtime or whatever, get a little bit of a.
Speaker: Wow. This is for me. I'm not going to lie. This is for me too. I saw that. It's like black as it is. A woman to what? Wow. Gargantuan rats the size of rabbits could invade UK homes within weeks. A grieving woman spends 3 .5 thousand pounds to travel to Hawaii to spread her dead hamsters ashes.
Speaker: What's late? And a man rides a horse through McDonald's drive -thru and orders 100 checky noteys. A party platter. A party platter. Well, I just saw somebody stole somebody's bike at a Walmart. I'll show you. They're a bicycle and a guy rode by on a horse. Lastly, I saw the guy that stole the bike. I just saw that on Facebook.
Speaker: Yeah, Jeffrey you like to play video games I like to play video games And in television and Colegal vision yes, I did Tony was 45 well a man was struck by lightning while gaming in his home and
Speaker: Aiden Rowan, 33, was minding his own business playing a cute cat game. Stray on the PlayStation. You deserve to be struck by that game. You're a 33 -year -old man playing a cute cat game. You deserve to be struck by that game. Seriously, my kids downloaded that game. That game is dumb as shit. You literally play as a cat wandering around. It's stupid.
Speaker: He said he was playing that on his PlayStation when he felt a heavy jolting sensation rumble through his body and a loud bang. Doctors at the hospital confirmed that he had been struck likely after lightning hit the water on his open window and bounced his way. So he had his window open. Water on the window seal.
Speaker: and Lightning now apparently has a mind of its fucking own and hits the water and ricochets and says, look at this dipshit playing this dumb game. You're going down, fucker. Lightning has always had a mind of its own. Well, yeah, I know that. But apparently now it's targeting people. Yes, it is. We got too much electricity and magnetism in our bodies due to the electron devices that we use. This is a fact. But you're going? Yeah. Y 'all be good. Be safe. You coming back tonight? Yes. OK. Bye bye. Thanks for the warning.
Speaker: Thanks for warning. But Aiden alongside of pictures from the hospital, he wrote on Instagram. So I'm absolutely not one for sympathy posts. I had to share this because of how insane it is. I was happily playing hashtag stray. So again, gentlemen, I tell you, use hashtags to your advantage on social media.
Speaker: I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
Speaker: When there was a loud bang and I felt a heavy jolt sensation, five hours at the hospital confirmed that I was struck by lightning through an open window. Never going to play cute cat games during thunderstorms again, I'm fine. Just very sore, hell of a headache and burn stripes on my arm. If it's a magical storm, a lightning storm, it's going to turn off everything electronic in the first place. That's what we're touching. Exactly.
Speaker: That's an old watch telling. Don't take that. I was going to say something. Yeah, that's a watch telling. You're in your house. You don't think the language is grounded. Your house is grounded. But that was the universe telling this dipshit. Stop playing stupid. You're a grown ass man. You should have been playing Paperboy. Call of Duty. Call of Duty, Madden. Paperboy.
Speaker: Welcome to 1982. Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to talk about video games that are just - He showed me his 30th birthday. Young 45 year old Tony. Got his first, a young 45 year old Tony got his first Atari and discovered Pit Paul. I'll never beat it. And Paul. And fucking Paul. Trey, is that you?
Speaker: Okay. Pong was a bitch. It started going faster. That was disrespectful.
Speaker: Yeah, you're not wrong. I kind of like brick breaking. You kind of like brick breaking. You remember that game? You had that little paddle board and you had to break it. Yeah. And you say, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to break all these. And then there's that one that's left that you cannot get no matter what. It's everybody who's laughing at us. If you were so good at that game, you would still be playing now, you bastards.
Speaker: Yeah, you pranked. I do have it on my phone. I do have it on my phone. It still pisses me the fuck off to this day. Like, God, I hate this fucking game. Play for five minutes, scream for three hours, and then shut up. Yeah. Well, let's get sexy with this one. Yes, little boy. What? Huh? But random Rick said, Tony's like, I'm playing with Rick.
Speaker: Random work behave yourself. No, you don't need it. You're good. Is that Birdman or whatever? What is his name? The emoji that he used. I don't care. I don't know what that is. Well, gentlemen. Sex toys and lubes. Lube covered in Oklahoma highway. I heard about this.
Speaker: After a semi or return. I heard about this. Six toys and lube were left scattered across the highway near Oklahoma City after - My Amazon package never shall curse. After a semi, lost its load. It's lost its load. Puns are fun. Puns are fun, huh? Yes.
Speaker: Um, words weren't the only thing that was hard. Uh, KWTV news nine, uh, helicopter pilot, Jim Gardner said there in their footage, there's a semi that overturned and lost its load here. The accident happened on I 40 with the truck colliding with a box truck.
Speaker: Jim went on to say there's a lot of stuff to clean up and anchor Lacey Lowry asked, Jim, can you tell us what he's carrying there? What's all over the road? After an awkward silence, seemingly embarrassed, Jim replied, not really. Maybe you can tell, but I can't.
Speaker: My curiosity peaks, like bottles of lube or just like a big tub? Well, on Twitter somebody tweeted about the accident and said, it looks like this rec semi spilled a load of dildos and lube all over I -40. Great camera work at News 9. I don't know the reason why I asked. I was like, I'm curious how slippery that lube is. Like if you're driving on the road and you're going to spin out because all the lube.
Speaker: I don't think that's gonna, I don't think Luke really works like that on the road. I don't know, I've never put Luke on a road. It's a lot more weight for it to be so lubricated, but it could. If you get enough of it on your tires, if you get enough of it on your tires, you can get in your role. You are the biggest one of us all. Oh boy, thank you very much, thank you very much. I'm here all day.
Speaker: Well, gentlemen, on to Taiwan. A nursing home is catching some heat. I saw this story. I saw this day. Yeah, I saw this. I don't know what the problem is. I got plenty of things on this one. Yeah, the Taiwan Nursing Home for Retired Army Officers.
Speaker: has decided to hire strippers to entertain their residents. The nursing home felt that the retired army officers deserve the time of their lives after their annual mid -autumn festival, which was postponed during the pandemic last year or whatever. The nursing home in Taiwan city got a stripper down to grind on the wheelchair bound residents.
Speaker: The state run veterans home for retired army officers was forced to issue an apology. Yes. They were forced to issue an apology after hiring the life dancer. One elderly resident reportedly getting carried away and fumbled her. Fumbling her breasts. Yes. Fumbling her breasts. Fumbling her breasts. That means you dropped them. That means you dropped them.
Speaker: If he was if he was able to fumble her breast, this is that she needs to go back to the doctor that she paid for and The age of the stripper today, I mean one of the rest it's
Speaker: They did not look underage. I saw the video on y 'all. No, no, no. She was, yeah, she was like a young, I mean, she wasn't underage, but it was, yeah. A spokesperson for the home told the Daily Mail the dance moves were too enthusiastic and fiery, and that in the future we will be more cautious when planning events. They hired strippers for the first mid -autumn festival pandemic. They added that the intention of the event was to entertain residents and make them happy.
Speaker: We are very sorry for the offense that we caused. I don't understand what they did wrong. I will give you an answer. I will give you an answer. The first two conflicts you're going to have is, what are those women trafficked to be there? That's the first conflict. The second one is going to be, did those boys have heart attacks when watching that shit? Because they all are in ventilators with oxygen hoses up their nose. They're over aged. They can't do nothing. And then they're going to want to hook up inside of the diaper. If you got to die, how would you rather go? Or on your own?
Speaker: Now, if I'm a vet, and I ain't doing nothing wrong, and they can't hook me up to thank me for my service, who the hell am I to judge after those first two stipulations? I'm gonna tell you that as a vet, if I'm a vet and there's a homie, I'm bringing me some strippers. I might increase my payments every month. Y 'all keep this shit going, damn it. You know the government, you know the government increases COLA, so y 'all can increase y 'all payments and talk about what y 'all are doing to bring them damn girls. Shit. The fuck you talking about?
Speaker: I also want the skin of Max in my room. Late night. In all languages. Because the European one don't sense a shit. But that's just the truth. Yeah, I'm here all day on this one. Good job. Good job. When Tony's too old for the show, we're nursing home to put him in Chris.
Speaker: When I retire, I'm going to the gym on purpose. I can be in shape as a CD citizen just in case. My name ain't booking. I ain't out of luck. Bring them girls on over here.
Speaker: Uh, you know, I don't, I, if I had a person, like a family member in that nursing, I don't, I wouldn't, I'd be like, you know what? Can I come? Yes, you can. You got a stripper there. Yes, you can. I mean, I mean, at the end of the day, if technically I'm paying for it, I mean, I, I at least won't join into the festivities.
Speaker: Well, for the biggest thing, there's strip teasers. We got that. There's strip teasers. They just come in there to do a little something. First of all, it's kind of humiliating for women to be dancing for senior citizen men. That's ridiculous. And you already know all of their money is going to the nursing home. Could it keep going? Tony, you're a senior citizen. No, I'm not. You're saying you're not? You're old. You're saying you wouldn't mind? You wouldn't go to the strip club? Yes, I would go. I just haven't been in a while. OK, so I don't see you. I've been before. So I'm like a present.
Speaker: This sounds like a prison. There's not enough money like somebody else's. This is a good point. Chris, if your grandfather was in the nursing home, would you be upset? No, I don't care. I'd be upset they didn't call me.
Speaker: I'm like, I'm gonna go visit grandpa today, motherfucker. I know. We're gonna be over there all damn day. We light the way, they walk down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down
Speaker: That's us in the nursing home. We sit there. We go to the nursing home. We go to the nursing home. Y 'all leave him in the fucking room. He steals, right? I probably have to do the dancing. We hold in the nursing, we hold together, just be going, he steals. He steals. Laugh for three hours. Then we'll be like, gah! They're all going to think we have Tourette's.
Speaker: I'm gonna sing JT Money. Who that, who that, who that, who that, who that, who that, who that, who that trying to get up in my crew? Next story. These fucking dummies all had to miss. That's what they're gonna do. Fucking... Ohio State fans make my head hurt.
Speaker: They should. They're playing the fucking... How the fuck are they playing? The Toledo Rockets or some shit like that? And you'd swear that they were playing in a fucking national championship game. That's how they treat it. It's a big game for them. It's not a big game. It's fucking Toledo Rockets. Most high schools in Ohio could beat the Toledo Rockets. Then go play for them.
Speaker: Yeah, you know, you know, I was having a conversation with a guy last night and, and that, that go play for him kind of made me remind him or reminded me of how terrible he was at this little roast thing he was trying to do. And I was just absolutely burying me. Cause he, every, every comeback he had was. It's what your girl said. Yeah. You're something going, coming in your girl's mouth. Yeah. Your girl. I'm like, bro, first of all, stop stroking the sandpaper you have on your face that you're trying to claim as a beard.
Speaker: Oh, and, uh, and come correct. If you want to, if you want to try to roast me, I said you've literally used the same line six times to seven, to seven, to seven top notch top caliber roasting. And that's the only thing you can come with coming girlfriend.
Speaker: Come on your girlfriend. That old 1970s used to be, used to be, used to want to be a greaser. Jokes. Yeah, come on your girlfriend. What's your mom doing better than your father? Like listen here. She's tired for fucking my problem. Assholes.
Speaker: Tell your mama I said hi. Wow. Don't think I forgot about this shit. I know you don't like the Boston accent, but I watched The Departed the other day. And Mark Wahlberg and Old Boy That Shot Girl. No, Old Boy That Shot Girl. What's the name? Old Boy That Shot Girl. Dude, he was in that movie. What's his fucking name?
Speaker: I've never seen it. You have no idea what you're talking about. Jeremy Renner. No, no, the guy, the actor that shot that DA, not DA. Oh, Alex Baldwin?
Speaker: The ball was got jokes for the record. Wow.
Speaker: The one the one that was in uh, biodome with polly shorty that motherfucker's funny as hell for the senior That goofy bastard is he was he was hella posse The only problem is that dude went super religious Yeah, like he went like, you know wading in the water kind of thing like
Speaker: He became a Southern Black Baptist preacher. That didn't take long at all. That didn't take long at all. That was all him. That didn't take long at all. You're mad at that, but you're not mad at stealing. Stealing who?
Speaker: I'm not drunk. I'm not drunk. I'm not drunk. I'm exhausted really. They did it like a celebrities stuck out in the middle of nowhere shit and Steven Baldwin baptized some goofy kid that's some some reality star. Like it was it was fucking dumb. I can't remember what but Steven Baldwin was on it. It was like it's not naked and afraid but it was you know, they weren't naked. They were they were
Speaker: I would like to do that. I want you to walk around all the animals.
Speaker: Walk around naked and afraid with your belt. Did you know I'm the champ? I want some of the animals. I want to see what the animals tell you. They say I get to take one thing. I'm going to take one thing. They're like, what are you doing? He's like, I'm making my kitchen full. Motherfuckers. You're allowed to take one thing, right? You're allowed to take one thing, right? So I'm going to take my belt. And then I'm going to put my little buddy
Speaker: And I'm just gonna walk around and tell her, hey, you know, I'm the champ. Hey, you know, I'm the champ. Well, why don't you go get us some food champ? Oh, I've eaten. I don't know what's going on with you guys. I'm Paul. I'm the champ, the champions.
Speaker: I killed a grizzly bear on the way here. I'm good. Motherfucker stole my tissue. That's why I'm naked and you're afraid. Come back the next day wearing a bear skin. I'm not naked. You're naked. I'm not naked and you're still afraid. You just killed a fucking bear and now you're wearing it? Yup. We out in the middle of nowhere, motherfucker. I'm a champ.
Speaker: I'm the champ. The champ does what he wants. Are you hungry? Would you like to bear me? Chris comes out of the woods with me. Go ahead and look at me. Put you on the champ. Put on the champ. You little nugget. Oh, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nugget, nug
Speaker: He just hit that barra, noogie and a wet willy. And poking me in the eye, what the fuck is wrong with this guy? He's naked and afraid, what am I gonna do? He's lost his fucking mind. He looks like when he's naked. Naked and afraid. Naked and afraid. Naked and afraid. You know, out of all the reality shows, that's the one I don't wanna play. I don't wanna be naked. Naked and afraid?
Speaker: I don't want to be naked. I just don't understand the naked part, but I will never understand that. It's a wow factor, I guess. I'm guessing too. I just don't understand it. Yeah. I'd kill that. I'd survive all day long.
Speaker: I still contest, I know we all do, that we would all, if they do a three person, amazing race, we would kill. I would do amazing race. I don't know about all that. Jeff, you wouldn't last one day on Survivor because they would vote your ass off because you wouldn't start talking about fucking cars.
Speaker: Or maybe they all vote themselves off, so I'd better have to leave you alone. No, hang on about you. Or they'll probably just murder you. It'll be the first time on survivors that a contestant is murdered by all the other contestants. You ain't got to move. She's home now. Hey, deal with that.
Speaker: No, I think I think I think I'd be cool. I think it'd be cool to go on naked or afraid. Like I said, just the naked part's weird to me. I don't understand it, but I think I think it'd be cool.
Speaker: And I wouldn't be naked for long because I would definitely... Why do I gotta be naked again? Why am I afraid? You know, I'm not really afraid. What am I supposed to be afraid of? As long as it's not cold weather.
Speaker: I don't do cold. It's about the cold. I don't do cold. That's what this new season is this year. Like this, this new season that's out now, just like throw them in the middle of like Montana and the mountains in the middle of winter. But they did give them, they did give them a hold. They did. And that's the other thing. They're not even naked because they gave them a whole pile of, of animal skins to where they could make clothes to keep warm.
Speaker: So they're not even, like they gave them, they gave them animal skins and needle and thread. They can get five minutes and a free. Yes. And it was just like, wait a minute. Aren't you supposed to be naked? But now they got, now they look like, you know, like a bunch of cavemen. What'd they look like? Cavemen and cavewomen. Cause they were wearing like these. And a couple, yeah, and a couple of the girls, like couple of the girls were actually made, you know, cause they got like thread and needle and stuff. They actually made some nice stuff for them. Make shoes.
Speaker: so they weren't walking around in the snow barefooted. Yeah, like moccasins and they had like these these poncho throws and they have boincloth type deal like I'm like they give you where's the naked part damn it? Where's the naked? I want naked and afraid it really gets my rocks off. I want them scared and naked damn it. They're clothed and pissing and moaning. They're not even afraid. They're not naked.
Speaker: False advertisement I'm suing. I'm sitting here with my pants down with a hard on for no reason. Like an Asian veteran. Rub one out. Rub one out, damn it. Yeah. Now they're clothed and mildly annoyed. That's the reality. So we're going to start. Cold and mildly annoyed. Yes, yes, yes.
Speaker: But no, I mean, but they give you so much stuff. Like they give you fishing hooks and fishing line. They give you stuff to start a fire. So it's just like... But nothing to wear. Yeah, I'm naked, but I got all this other supplies that I can use to survive out here. So, all right, I guess I got to learn to deal with being naked. Everybody else is naked. I mean, judge me if you will, but you're just as naked as I am and I can find flaws on you too. I'm a judge the hell out of you. Stop looking at my wiener, Tony.
Speaker: I'm not looking at you when you're counting moles on your back because I'm not standing in front of you. So look at my asshole, Tony. I said your back. Tony's sitting behind me looking at his lips, and I'm like, what the fuck? Niggas. I wouldn't do that. Do your freedom. Do your freedom. You like that cake, don't you, Tony? No, I don't. You like that cake? Take your tokyo toffee looking ass the fuck away from down there. You like that cake. What the fuck?
Speaker: Look at your lips. Look at like LL Cool J. I ain't no tasty snack. Not for you, buddy. I'm not a, I'm not a Tony snack. You ain't on the menu, don't worry. If you don't feel no safety, know that I am. My problem with the whole being naked thing is, is, you know, I, I've never seen a full episode, but for my assumptions, they put like a man and a woman.
Speaker: They, well, like the ones that I, cause I just started watching the show. So they got teams. So like, like one team is two guys and a woman. And then there's a team that has two women or two women and a guy. I think the other team is two women or one woman, one woman, two guys. I'm going to be rocked. They're not.
Speaker: It's not like these are hot people. You know what I mean? But, but like, you know, maybe I'm into it. I don't know. I mean, they're not ugly. I mean, they're not ugly by no means or anything like that. But it's not like they got rich trolls of methods from the East side of Newark and put them on there. But, uh, thanks for joining. What's going on there, Gloria? But, uh, dude,
Speaker: I fell into it. Speaking of Newark, I decided to punch in a hashtag Newark, Ohio on TikTok and see what comes up. Not thinking there's going to be much.
Speaker: Oh my God. Newark is fun on TikTok. Wow. Yeah, Newark is something else on TikTok, man. You got crackheads wandering around downtown. You got meth addicts. You got neighbors from hell. You got the cops flying around. There's one video, this dude and his girlfriend went and got Taco Bell.
Speaker: And they're like, they're like, when you go to Taco Bell and you get your food, you're looking for a place to, for a place to eat. You're talking about you stop at the parking lot at big Ollie's. And, uh, look at this accident because this jackass decided to do 90 miles an hour down 21st street. And they ran around the wrong fucking border. Yeah. And watch him get rested and shit like that. And even if I could hit him, his girlfriend just said, they're just eating your Taco Bell, watching the show. But yeah, no, they're, uh,
Speaker: Newark is quite the interesting hashtag. Newark, Ohio is quite the interesting hashtag to throw open TikTok. Maybe not for most people, but because I live here, I mean, I'm sure everybody has their goofy -ass town from where they're from. Just type in the hashtag on your old TikTok and see what pops up. There's also other stuff on there, like eight strange facts about Newark, Ohio. Like, did you know that
Speaker: Newark, Ohio is the home of the Longenberger Basket Building, which is a giant six -story building or eight -story building that's shaped like a giant basket. That Longenberger went out of business, I believe. Yeah, I think a hotel's going to buy it. There's a hotel company that wants to buy it and turn it into like a touristy thing or something. Yeah. Yeah. My, uh, my, uh,
Speaker: My brother's ex -wife used to work there. So we got baskets of days. Yeah, I think I was going to say, yeah, Courtney, my ex -wife Courtney and her family used to collect them. I think I still have a couple of foot around my house, actually, to be honest with you. Those were my baskets. They're nice baskets. Dude, one of her answer or something like that had so many of them. She had a goddamn insurance policy on her baskets. I don't know.
Speaker: because they were worth so much money. Like a small one, like you could barely like Tony literally this big, like the size of my head was like 300. You got a big ass head. Go ahead. He does have a big ass water head. Man, his mom was the same. She had to push that thing out. But no, those things are fun. They were expensive as shit, man.
Speaker: Get this big ass baby out, ma 'am. The baby's tiny. His head is huge. Their cheapest one was like $300. No, they weren't that expensive, but they were stupid expensive. I mean, the bigger ones were, you know, they would get up there, but you know, most of them. But I mean, like I said, I've got a couple, I've got one out in my kitchen that's kind of become my catch -all. It's a little bit bigger way.
Speaker: but I've got a couple of them still floating around. I know the girls have a couple of like little, little like small ones that they throw like hair ties or whatever and shit like that. But they're, the nice thing about them is they were all handmade by - Yeah, I can't believe Wallenberg actually ever went out of business. That blew my mind is that they went out of business. When I read about it, you know, cause I, you know, I've been gone so long, you forget about shit like that building.
Speaker: and you know i've driven basset building a couple times every time i drive bass it literally looks like a giant picnic basket yeah while you're sitting there while you're sitting there on your phone looking at whatever you're looking at google lonerberger basket in nerk oh no nerk nerk nerk
Speaker: I don't know that sounds wrong. It's Licking County. Not biting. Oh yeah. Wow. Wow. Wow. Does somebody order a pizza? Oh no. I don't have any money. How will I ever pay for that pizza?
Speaker: I think we could work something out. I think we could work something out, yeah. I heard that coming over here. Did you order extra meat? Extra sausage. Oh, Mr. Plummer Man, my pipes seem to be clogged. I can unclog your pipes, man. I bet you can.
Speaker: I love the soundtracks of the old like 80s port man. Say that a lot and you'd hear the music kind of slowly fading. And you're like, oh, it's about to get good. Oh yeah.
Speaker: Hello. The wilderness must be explored. That is a wild bush. And nobody shaved. Nobody shaved. I saw a tickle the other day. It's like when your wife says, hello, I am Russell. And he's like, fuck. Oh, my god. Yeah, the baskets were super expensive random, right?
Speaker: What the hell are you talking about? They were right next door to the giant basket building. That was made by grannies, old grannies. Yes. My brother's ex -wife, she was my Angelou 25.
Speaker: Do what? Yeah. Oh, no. I knew a lot of people that worked at the warehouse and stuff like that. You can always tell somebody there because they had band -aids all over the figures. Oh, no.
Speaker: My ex -mother -in -law, she worked there, but she was in IT. She's a computer person. I think she did security type shit for their computers and whatnot. There's a lot of money in that shit.
Speaker: When I was like, they had what? A couple of thousand employees. Who did? Baskets. That, that basket company, they were, they're super cute. They're not, they're not, uh, they're all, I mean, yeah, they're, they're cool. They're cool baskets. I mean, it's not like they're, uh, overly girly or, or anything like that. Or, uh, no.
Speaker: I was just getting ready to get out of my phone and we'll just film back here and remember what the hell I was going to look at. A song for the break. I better break when I fucking go to break Tony. Okay, you're going to learn. I'm not going to learn. You're going to learn. You're going to learn. You're going to learn. You will learn. You're going to learn today boy. I got your boy, trust me. I got your boy. Just jokes.
Speaker: Don't get offended. Nice. Jeff had to go with the kids. I got you. I think he went to go beat his kids or something because I wouldn't go get the pizza. I was literally getting ready to look something up. Oh, I know what I was going to look at.
Speaker: Oh man, Hosh, your team's about to go 3 -0 this week, buddy. Must be good being a Tennessee Vols fan these days. Good to see how the rest of the season goes. They don't go to dog shit. They haven't really played anybody yet. They're playing Akron Zips right now. Akron and the BCS. I don't think Akron is in the BCS. They might be. I think so. That's another one of those small -town Ohio schools.
Speaker: Let's see, they beat Ball State. Yeah. Balls. They ain't nobody, right? Yeah. They beat Pitt. Balls. They got Florida next week and then they got a bi -week and then they roll into their, then they roll into LSU, Alabama.
Speaker: stomping stomping stomping they they play florida then they got a bye week and then they they play lsu and they play alabama and since tennessee is going to get their dicks knocked in the dirt for two weeks in a row then they then they've got uh tennessee martin some like universal tennessee martin yeah yeah i've never heard of him i've heard of him
Speaker: Uh, yeah, after they get done getting smoked by LSU in Alabama, they're like, all right, we're gonna leave you guys a little break after getting your asses kicked for two weeks. Number one, Georgia. I won't last long. 63 and seven. Jesus.
Speaker: Georgia put a beat down on South Carolina today. Yes, they did. South Carolina ain't nobody. That's why. Well, calm down. LA, Monroe, Monroe. Louisiana Monroe's used to be Louisiana Tech. Okay. Alabama used to always beat them. Yeah, calm down. Holy shit. Penn State's beating Auburn. Auburn must be bad this year. Exactly. Or beat Auburn. Oregon thumped BYU.
Speaker: Georgia should have put more than 48 on South Carolina. South Carolina should have put that many points up. South Carolina had a lot of, a lot of, nah, Vol's going to lose. Vol's going to lose win tonight. Congratulations, Haas. Roll tide, man. Congratulations, Tony. Somewhere in Alabama, two sisters just got knocked up by their Uncle Daddy's.
Speaker: Somewhere in Ohio, with their country shit, y 'all just talked. Two relatives are having the same plans. Not really. Shit. They're all doing meth. Right. In Newark, they're doing meth. Every time an Alabama fan yells, Roll Tide, somebody knocks their sister up. Oh, Lord. Every time y 'all say Buckeye, you don't know which hole you use. You just pick a one.
Speaker: I don't know how to use that term a long time. I don't say that. I mean, I'm not a Buckeye fan, so you can say what you want to say, I guess. Mm -hmm. Holy crap, I'm hungover. Exactly. Not you, not me. Somebody is going to lose that. I don't know. Let's go find out, shall we? I was going to say it. Let's check it out. Hey, Connors, bitch ass.
Speaker: It's like it's like Sunday morning. It's like 7 o 'clock in the morning over there and Korea where he's at. My team is also three, you know, tree, you know. It's just one thing that's got me tripping. Tree, you know, Tony.
Speaker: Oh, hell no. Oh, hell no. That's not funny. They're going too far. They're going too far. I don't think it is too far when it comes to the internet, you know? It is too far when it comes to the internet. It's a matter of who it bothers.
Speaker: Exactly. This is the problem with the world today. People are so offended by everything. They are offended by everything. Anything and everything is done can be sued. Are we going to break? No, he doesn't want to. He doesn't want to. Oh, OK. That's fine.
Speaker: More news at 11 His camera froze Yeah, he's frozen Are you just staring at us wait for us to stop? No, he's frozen He's frozen
Speaker: that's
Speaker: The amount of damage it does on the environment for one electric car to be made is enough to block and run an entire life span. No, I did not know that. It's true. I did not know that. The carbon footprint of Honda Civic throughout his entire life span is better for the environment than one electric car. That's not good at all. Just kind of fucked up. It is.
Speaker: Are you better now? You can't help yourself. You literally cannot help yourself. No, I can't. No, I can't. I disappear and I come back and you're talking about fucking cars. We were hoping to get done when I got back. What are you doing? What are you doing? Yeah, it's the way the mice are going to play. You're talking about cars or Tony's going to talk about that damn lake that he's always talking about. What lake? We're waiting for him to get onto the nanos thing. I was going to do that after the break.
Speaker: that's what I was trying to do with my uh when my internet decided to crash and burn we have rules on this show about dumb shit like that politics I didn't break I didn't break any rule oh Connor
Speaker: OK, so that's what's going to happen. What the fuck? I wasn't even anywhere near that fucking song and it started playing. Nice. I said Glitch was in control. Hashtag one of you dummies are probably pushing buttons. No, it wasn't me. No, I'm playing on my phone. No, we're going to take a real quick break. We'll be back here in a few minutes. We got a little rum spring out. Oh, yeah. Ear holes. Go ahead and check these guys out, much like Blender.
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Speaker: I just can't take the more Your looks tie me down on my knees But your crazy dress ain't worth it to me It wipes the smile straight off of my face Oh yeah, the time has come to get you off my face
Speaker: I just saw you and I couldn't believe You woke up again, I'm all alone You thought I would never leave you That I couldn't leave without you Up until I put you up in your mouth Until I put you up in your mouth
Speaker: I gotta do what I gotta do Because I'm over you I just can't take anymore Kicking you out of my front door I'll put you straight back into your place Oh yeah, the time has come to get you off my case
Speaker: All right, you're crazy cause they worth it to me He wiped this monster off of my face Oh yeah, this time it's time to get ya Off my case Off my case Off my case
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Speaker: Do our thing over here. Well, one of us is trying to do a podcast thing over here The other two are apparently just just here to be on camera and do whatever the hell they're doing We're brainstorming for the next episode What are you brainstorming for the next actor and what do you need to brainstorm turn your camera on turn your microphone on We need some new creative ideas
Speaker: I had an idea, but Chris, Chris shot it down. Cause Tony, I did not shoot. I did not shoot. I did not shoot it down at all in any way, shape or form. I told you, Tony will not want to have anything to do with it. Tell me I'm wrong. I didn't shoot you down. I'm not disagreeing. What should I ask him? Sure. Go ahead. Okay. Tony, I have a question for you.
Speaker: I can already tell the races. No, it's not racist. By the way, when was the first time you took your oral exams? I don't understand what you're asking me. When was the first time you ate pussy, motherfucker? Jesus. When was the first time I did what? A pussy. Or vice versa.
Speaker: or had somebody do their oral exam on you.
Speaker: or has your man pussy eaten? I'm not asking for names. As a man, as a man, I've never had anybody eat me, you fuckers. First time, I'm not saying that shit with any of that fucker. That's my pussy you got there, boy. No. Y 'all don't hang around more fuckers that talk like that right there. That's why I talk to you from a distance. I'm asking for names. If I likes it, I'll text it. How old were you? How old were you?
Speaker: I wouldn't say that over the end of the honest answer. You all heard that? Who, me? Yeah, because you want to - This motherfucker, this motherfucker is in a world of - Let's answer the question. This motherfucker is in a world of conspiracy and everybody's after getting it. I had my oral exam.
Speaker: So what are you talking about? What are you talking about? The first time you went down on a girl or a girl went down on you? You don't say that on the internet, trust me, it's better. You're married so you don't have to give a shit. She doesn't care anymore. Those of us who are single, separated. Okay, first and foremost, if I, you know, first and foremost,
Speaker: If something that happened in the past is a deal breaker for a relationship, I'm out. I don't want nothing to do with your goofy ass anyways. That's a red flag, yeah. If you're going to be mad about something that I did when I was 14 or 15 years old, would you be mad about something she did in her past? No, it was in her past. Because it's in the past. That's why it's called the past. Well, apparently, Tony would be. Because apparently, Tony only wants virgins who've never been touched. I don't want them being touched alone.
Speaker: I will tell you exactly. You can't hold somebody's past against them. This is true. Unless he or she was just a straight up giant big old whore.
Speaker: Yeah. There's no future for a relationship. I'm not saying you Tony. I'm saying for women against men. I'm in general. Women hold some of our past against us and we have held some of their past against us. And you can't do that. I'm not saying it's right. That's silly. That's silly to be mad at a woman that you're talking to or a man if you're a woman to be mad at a man you're talking to because they had sex with somebody else before they knew you.
Speaker: Again, that's a different if you're talking to the first person while in a relationship with the one you're with.
Speaker: That whole situation, that scenario in itself is a deal breaker for me. You're gonna be mad at the fact that I had sex with somebody or I did something with somebody when I was 16. Chris has got three kids. If you're mad, he had sex. Don't tell anybody, but he's had sex. You're on a whole other level of fuckery and bat shit crazy if a man and or woman has an issue with somebody that they're interested in.
Speaker: Having previous sexual partner in 2022 no less. Yeah. Where it's so that's silly. That's silly. I will answer the question. 15 on a school bus. Attract me. Did all three. Somebody went down on me. I went down on her. Both of y 'all breath stunk while y 'all run the race. What?
Speaker: No, we were not in the actual track. We were hanging out at the stadium. Chris, your answer? I think I was like 15 when it happened to me. And it was on the way to a football game on the bus. Nice. Cool cheerleader. Nice.
Speaker: uh and then the other one it's it's actually harder to find time for a at that age time to actually go down yeah probably probably probably probably like 16 or 17 okay i think it was the first time the first time penetration
Speaker: I was late to the game. I was like, 18. How old's my kid? 17 minus 40. Like I said, Chris has had sex at least three times. 18 minus 40, 22, 23. What would you guesstimate was your breaking of the v -heart?
Speaker: I was 18. Yeah, I like it. We're not asking for names. Yeah, we're not asking for specifics, just help. teenager teenager.
Speaker: It's like getting an answer out of Joe Biden. I told you, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I told you it wasn't going to happen. Can't wait to observe it Tony. Plus, plus whatever, whatever he's doing. You're in a whole other country and he doesn't give a shit. I have to take care of what I got to do. You kissed my answer.
Speaker: Again, I told you Tony lives in this fantasy world of conspiracy and everybody's out to get him I think that's the internet it is there's no doubt in my mind I trust me I've watched him talk about one of his previous lives and go ha I told you people about the internet they they edited one of my live videos because they cut out stuff I said Couldn't have happened in downloading or anything like that
Speaker: And you could have said it, it just, in downloading, it could have come across issues downloading and it glitched out or didn't, because I've had issues with the show. When I've tried downloading the show, like when I was downloading it from Facebook, sometimes I would only get half the show and it was like, what the fuck? Or I would, it would download and it would be shortened and I would start to listen to it and it would literally cut the show like 45 minutes in and then merge it 20 minutes later.
Speaker: So I had to really pay attention when I was pulling audio before we started using the string guard because otherwise we would have had incidents like that where whole conversations would have been lost. And then we would have been talking about
Speaker: whatever. And then we've been talking about cars and then come back in right in the middle of the car conversation. Yeah, exactly. It's just like, wait a minute. They were just talking about the about the calibration on the rear end of a Honda Civic. And now they're talking about the New England Patriots. I want to know about the calibration on the rear end of the Honda Civic. Not the goddamn New England Patriots. So Tony's first experience is when he was Tony's first experience. He was 12 when he was at Boy Scout camp.
Speaker: That's why I don't want to talk about it. And thank you for sharing your experience with what happened. No, no scout master. I don't, I don't need to see how to pitch a tent.
Speaker: No, it's you know, the reason why I ask is. It's kind of like getting the world to know us. Yeah, hey Tony, if you and Jeff like camping and you woke up the next morning and your pants were down around your ankles and your ass was hurting, would you say anything? First of all, it's not going to happen. Second of all, why would you worry about it? What would you would you say anything? That's the question. Probably not.
Speaker: Your secret's sick, Jeff. I don't know what's going on. Tony's like, first and foremost, I've seen enough horror movies. My black ass is in one of the woods.
Speaker: those are words that's a direct quote from tony d on this podcast my black ass is not going to do it he has said that multiple times on this show i grew up in the fuck woods making them afraid
Speaker: I'm going to have a Bigfoot. You know, it's going to be fucked up when they do discover a Bigfoot. There's going to be like six foot, Chris, like a little guy. Yeah, I can say Bigfoot. Oh, the motherfucker would be like five nine. How's this guy Bigfoot? Because he has big feet. He's got big feet. He's like, where's the size 32? Calm down, boys.
Speaker: Baby Squash. See that, like a destiny. Baby Squash. That movie. I love Jack Black. That movie is, that's activated lasers without dicks. Fucking cockfoot jumps.
Speaker: He's gonna make you a sex slave! Oh, something interesting I found. I was watching, there's a series on Netflix called the movies that made us. So who? Watch the one about movies that made us.
Speaker: I think you were talking about that Wednesday, weren't you? You were talking about some Netflix series. But I was watching the movies that made us and the episode about coming to America in 1980 when SNL after the first season, the second season basically fired everybody.
Speaker: And the only person that held itself together, like SNL would have been canceled if it wasn't for Eddie Murphy. It was actually interesting as fuck. Look up the 1980s cast of Saturday Night Live. Roseanne Rosanna Dena, Steve Martin.
Speaker: Martin Schoen, Gilbert Joffrey, Jane Curran. They had monster crew that year. The first year that Eddie Murphy was on there, he's the only one that is recognizable. That was recognizable.
Speaker: No, like they showed a cast picture. They showed a cast picture and like Eddie Murphy was like one. Yeah, well, that's not the point. The point is everybody else on on in the picture. I was like, I have no idea who those people are. When they did a reunion a few years ago, Jane Curtin looked the same.
Speaker: But, uh, Hey Murphy is also only person in the history of SNL while being a cast member. As in he's being paid to be on the show and he hosted an episode. He's the only person in the history of SNL to do so. I thought that was interesting. That is interesting.
Speaker: But yeah, that show, it's called the movies that made us. There's also a toys that made us. Tony, I think you'd get a kick out of them, because they got a GoBots episode. A Transformers episode. Did they have a watching Chi episode? No, I look, because I was like, if they do, I'm sending this, I'm sending this one to Tony. But the movies that made us, Chris, they got a whole section of horror.
Speaker: on there that I thought you would get a kick out of. But I was going looking at – and you could watch just one episode and get – the interview, the cast, the movie that they're talking about, the director, they tell little snippet stories, and they're apparently
Speaker: Eddie Murphy came up with the idea for coming to America, went to the guys that wrote for him for Saturday night. And they're like, all right. And the studio was like, okay, we'll let you write this, but you got five weeks to do it. And then they brought on John Landis, the guy that directed it. And he was in the middle of a court to kill those people on the, uh,
Speaker: What's a helicopter from? Oh, from Twilight Zone. Twilight Zone? Yeah, Twilight Zone. Yeah. Twilight Zone, yeah. It was like right in the middle. He had just gotten out of court for that whole issue of Twilight Zone. And Eddie Murphy and John Landis were, you know, they actually respected and liked each other. But about halfway through the movie, they couldn't be the same room with each other.
Speaker: Because they were just like, you know, and apparently the director is kind of an asshole. Right. But do you know the scene where you see all the dancers come in when they introduce the bride to Eddie Murphy's character? Yes. Do you know who choreographed that, Tony? Something's telling me Jeffrey Daniels, but I may be wrong.
Speaker: Paula Abdul. Right before her first album came out. Two steps forward and two steps back.
Speaker: I love that dude, he can't get up. We sing the hell out of that song. Yeah, he did. Have you seen the sequel? No.
Speaker: 35 years later, you remember he tells her she starts jumping. 35 years later, he shows up. This bitch don't jump on one. I wasn't gonna talk about it. Great, but it's it's it gets the nostalgia angle. They tried.
Speaker: They tried. They did try. They did try. They ultimately did not do the greatest job, but it was what it was. But it's also the first black, all black cast movie that was a romance movie that grows so high worldwide that - Is that romance or bromance? Romance, romance. Because it's all about
Speaker: I'm still more confused about it. The thing I'm more confused about than anything else is why everybody dressed up as coming to America characters to go see the first Black Panther. Because we were dying to see it. We were dying to see the sequel. No, the first Black Panther. And people were dressed up as coming to America characters. Because everybody was ready for that shit at the Captain America Civil War.
Speaker: I was ready for a lot of Marvel movies that don't mean I went and seen them dressed up as characters from another movie that had nothing to do with Marvel. So you didn't see people going in the movie there to drill at the Incredibles? When they went and seen the Incredibles? Yes. When they went to see the second one. You see the dude that went in there looking like Frozone? Yes. That was hilarious. I'm saying, yeah, some of these guys that do these Frozone cosplays kill me.
Speaker: absolutely killed me, they're fucking hilarious. I'm saying you go to a movie dressed as characters from a totally different movie, not have anything to do with the genre or nothing to do with the movie or anything. I've seen pictures of people dressed up as Eddie Murphy from coming to America. And I'm like, what the fuck does that have to do with the Black Panther? Really? Oh, because Wakanda and Zamunda were both in Africa.
Speaker: Yeah, but I'm just saying like, I understand like, you know, dressing up to go see a movie and stuff like that. But they were dressed up as like the legit characters from coming to America. And I'm like, that has nothing to do with the Black Panther movie. I'm confused. I would have been less confused had a bunch of people dressed up like 1970s Black Panthers.
Speaker: oh boy i'm just saying like i was so confused but because there was like i see pictures there was like there was a whole group of people there was a there was a whole there was a picture there was a whole group of people that were literally dressed as the characters from coming to america and one of them was dressed like like his king like his dad the king and i'm like yeah and it was just like
Speaker: Did I miss something with this Black Panther movie? You know what's funny is the line where King Joffrey puts down Mr. McDowell's daughter, and he's like, he's talking shit about her. And he says, hey, stop talking about my daughter. And then he does it again. That line, he's like, if you don't stop talking bad about Lisa, I'm going to break my foot off into royal ass. That is 100 % John Amos. John Amos.
Speaker: And John Amos said that in front of everybody. And right after it, they cut, and Eddie Murphy fell on the ground laughing at it. That's all. Because you sound like James Evans on Good Times. That's why. Yeah. Well, he was actually his, his, James, John Amos' start was in a McDonald's commercial. It was kind of fun. I didn't know that.
Speaker: Yeah, it's all in that, it's like a little documentary about the movie. It's actually really cool, especially if like, like coming to America is one of my favorite movies of all time. It's one of the great movies of all time. It is, it's almost a perfect movie. What movie? Coming to America. The jokes, the jokes can't be duplicated. Oh, no. I've dealt with the hardest part of the sequel, they couldn't make any jokes. You couldn't make that movie today. If you see the sequel, you will understand that you cannot make the first movie today. Like,
Speaker: the bathing scene in the first movie, you know, they did, they tried to remake it. Every man in the world said yes. No, you know what they in the sequel, they didn't do that shit. I think they tried. They didn't show it. No, they didn't. They did something similar. But they showed a nudity. No, so they didn't need a nudity. That was the whole thing. Right. You had to replace the comedy more than anything.
Speaker: That was the hardest part. You can read more stories. But replacing the comedy was the hardest part. What's that chick's name? Leslie. Leslie Jones. Leslie Jones. I'm not a fan. I'm not a fan. I find her annoying. If you realize how long she's been in the game. Earn Monique. I can't say I'm Monique. They've been in the show business for over 20 years. I get it.
Speaker: And she is still trying to break out. She can act. She is a comedian. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what stopped her. I think she did good in ghostbusters.
Speaker: She didn't do terrible. She wasn't worth thinking about. I never watched that movie and there was nothing good about it. Oh, it was terrible. Oh, my God. It was. It was that bad. It was that bad. I don't think Monique. I like Monique. I like Monique. I don't. Yeah. Leslie Jones. She she she's not funny, in my opinion. And she used to be when she was a common view. She was. I didn't realize how long she had been out. And I think she realizes that she's not as funny as that people think. So she yells.
Speaker: And I can't stand that. That's what I don't like about Kat Williams. It's like Kat Williams is funny at points, but then he just starts yelling. It's like, shut up Kat Williams. You're a fucking idiot. Take your two foot ass back to your house. Sam Kinison used to yell. What made him funny? I don't like him. I don't like Sam Kinison. I didn't like Sam Kinison. I have said that. I'm a huge Eddie Murphy comedy stand up fan. George Carlin. Sam Kinison used to yell. Bob Cadd. Goldwaite used to yell.
Speaker: Bobcat Goldwaite was not a funny stand -up comic. I did enjoy it. He was in what, the Police Academy movies? Police Academy, yes. Yeah, I liked even the Police Academy movies because of that character that he played. I liked, you know... He was a trip. He was a trip. I wasn't a big fan of... Yeah, here you go. Maybe a little kick in the dick for you and I'm just gonna lose his fucking mind. I wasn't a big fan of George Harlan either.
Speaker: Why not? Shut your fucking whore mouth. Just because I, you know, just because it was like... Not even somebody who was a comedian, but just as a speaker, I thought he was fucking awesome. I didn't like him as a comedian. The thing is, George Carlin did a thing where... George Carlin was extremely political. And I think that's why you don't like him. Because... No, he was controversial. Yeah, that means he had to be controversial just to be controversial. And it was like...
Speaker: He exposed everything. George Carlin exposed everything. He exposed everything and he wasn't wrong. I just didn't find him funny. I mean, I just didn't find him funny. So, you know, but yeah, certain comedians. George Carlin was going along the lines of Bill Cosby in my opinion.
Speaker: Because Bill was trying to make a lot of shit and he was breaking down lies. But he also, Bill played it straight. Yes. Like Bill played it. I'm the good guy. He played the Will Smith album. He used to curse back in the day. I was going to say, I've seen some pretty nasty standups from Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby used to curse back in the day. But one of his famous albums is Bill Cosby himself. That's the best one.
Speaker: him and the story of Noah. He was playing a character because he was off raping all them chicks. Yeah. He's like, well. Ray P. McRayperson. One of the best lines in the entire series of The Boys is when Soulja Boy goes, Bill Cosby's America's dad. He makes one hell of a brick. I fucking love it, man. It's like he makes a hell of a strong drink. Yeah, I was like, oh. I was like, oh, they went there.
Speaker: They went there without a care in the world, they went there. But like somebody, like Chris, I know you're a big fan of Rod Carrington. Who? And Rod and Carrington. I think Rod and Carrington's lyrics. However, his special after he got the worst, where he's fattened. It was hard to watch. It was hard to watch. It was fattened.
Speaker: Hey, I was, it was, it was saying, I mean, I had some funny parts and some funny jokes, but you could, you could absolutely tell that he was hurting and he was dealing with some shit. You know, absolutely. He gained like 70 pounds. And his excuse, Rodney Carrington, he's a, he's a good old boy. He's not quite as big as what's the, what's a Larry the cable guy, but along said long lines of St. John Jones.
Speaker: Well, he also sings. He sings. He does. He does. Yeah. Yeah. Dippy to show them to me. Yeah. Uh, he's got to make it sing. You cannot die. The man can sing. Yeah.
Speaker: Get a movie. I don't know if you saw the movie. Beer For My Horses. Yeah, Beer For My Horses was Rodney Carrington. That bathroom scene kills me when he was singing in the bathroom. He went in there and all those guys in there look like... They're like a gang. Yeah, they're like a gang. And Rodney Carrington's a little guy. He's short, so he struts in there. He's got to think about it because he's tall. Yeah. And he starts singing. What's a shout?
Speaker: Yeah. He's like, hey, Ron, we got some great acoustics in here. He's standing in the stall, taking a piss, and he starts singing. And then all the tough gang guys start singing with him, and they come out, and he's dancing and singing. Shout. Shout. There's a bit of something there. I love that movie. It's a terrible movie. It's a bad movie, but it was fun to watch.
Speaker: Yeah, Toby Keith is in it with you. Toby Keith. And I'm not a Ford guy, but that fucking truck is bad ass. A Tonka truck? Yeah. Yes, the Ford Tonka truck. I want one. Yeah. I love that. That's legitimately what it is. It's the Ford Tonka truck.
Speaker: that's right and it's it's actually but it's actually like you know like 97 F 350 four four door four by four and it is sexy but it's one of those things one in one hand and shit in the other and see how which one fills up first amen to that because that truck is not 100 grand if it's home all right let's cut the bullshit uh which one of you fuckers either talking or watching this
Speaker: is watching the Triple G Canelo fight. Nobody. That's fucking bullshit. They're watching us because we're more on board. We are important. What happened? What happened? No, the Triple G Canelo fight is pretty much one of the best, it's pretty much going to be one of the best boxing matches. That's the third goddamn con they've fought this year. How many times do you want to watch two guys? Because that's how bad boxing is right now. Okay, here's the thing. I've never entered the sport of boxing or MMA. I don't get it.
Speaker: Let me, let me stop you there. This is a fight. I would tell you to spend your money on. Okay. I get, I get that, but I don't understand. I don't understand. I'm not going somewhere and watch two people beat the shit out of each other. And I'm not, and I'm not, and I'm not hating on Canellas or what the hell is that guy doing? Canello in a triple G. Yeah. Triple G. It's like, he's got his, his name is like Canellas Golumpkin or something like that. He's got.
Speaker: He's got a really cool name, but they just call him Triple G. They can both fight. They both fight real good. No shade on them or anything like that. They're both super talented. They're both badasses. But this fight goes to show how bad the boxing world is. It's the fact that this is the third time in a year these two men have fought each other. Not true. No, no, no, no. The last fight was 2017, 2018.
Speaker: Are you sure it was that long ago? Because they were just not too long ago. They were promoting this fight. No. It's a show. They was trying to get around three because the first one was a draw, which everybody thought was BS. The second one, then they gave it to Canelo. And there's no disrespect out of the side, but. I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm all for people knowing how to fight and be like, okay, he's a good fighter, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker: and
Speaker: I don't, I don't get this wrong. You just get in there and punch each other in the face until somebody falls. No, no, no. To watch. I don't, I don't get the draw. I mean, I can, I can walk down the street and start some shit with a couple guys and watch them fight it out and call it a day. Look at it this way. Boxing is about how long you can fight somebody without passing out. Yeah. And they, and they, and they, and they score it if you don't knock them out or whatever, you don't get a TK or knock out or whatever. They score it based on punches landed versus block and combos and everything else. So.
Speaker: So I mean, there's technique. It's not just going in there and just throwing haymakers. No, I saw a million dollar baby. He breaks it down in that move. That was a good damn move. That shit hurt my heart when she fell. Oh my god, it hurt my heart. But I don't... I think it's because I... Is it just me or does Hilary Swank have a strange attractiveness to her?
Speaker: There's nothing wrong with it. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with it. She's not ugly. She's just got a - She hasn't attracted me. There's something about her. She's not your typical Hollywood
Speaker: or anything like that. She has a strange attractiveness to her that I can't explain. It's just like when I see her, I'm like, oh, hey, she's actually really cute. Every time, no matter what. I'm like, hey. She doesn't look made up or altered. She's natural. Yeah, exactly. She's all natural. She's not trying to be the hottest person in the room either. She's just trying to be an actress. She's just trying to be an actress. Just like how Gina Davis was.
Speaker: Yeah. Gina Davis. She was gorgeous. Very gorgeous. But I have a weird attraction with two weird people. What's it for the craft? The witchy one? The one that was in Waterboy? The one that was in Waterboy? Yeah, the one that was in Waterboy. She was awesome. I love that woman. I think she's gorgeous.
Speaker: I think she's gorgeous. And like, you know, I'd walk around just so she can smack me in the face. She's got a weird name. She does. She's got a weirdest name. I couldn't pronounce it to say my life. But it is. What the hell is it? Like, the Kardashians do nothing. Kim has a lot. Farooza, Farooza, Bloc. Bloc. Yeah. Bloc, yeah. Bloc. Kim Kardashian has a body. Nobody's ever gonna deny her that.
Speaker: Chloe's a big girl. Courtney, I don't know about. Has a body. Kim Kardashian had a body. Every Kardashian is 90 % plastic at this point. I was going to say, Tony, I could have freaked her out. It would be cheaper. I didn't say she wasn't. But for the past decade, she has had a figure that most women have been trying to get. It would be cheaper to go buy one of those sex dolls than to have sex with a Kardashian. OK.
Speaker: I'm not even trying to sleep with all I said was she had a body. No, but like I don't get the attraction to. That's the thing. There's nothing. There's nothing. Oh, they got a figure. They got their own money and it's a lot of sex. That's the attraction most men have. I got the same thing with my wife. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Amnesty moment. Yes, you do. Yeah. Yes, you do. Amnesty moment. Yes, you do.
Speaker: Yeah, but you know what? That whole ball of fucking crazy that comes with the Kardashians outweighs the three things that you said, Tony. Exactly. You don't see me going after them. I'm just telling you what it is. I'm going after them with a Mack shirt. I'm driving a Mack truck at them. Yeah. OK. See how you look after this. Just like that Garth Brooks. Just like that Garth Brooks song. That popular mama, he was shifting gears and never hit the brake.
Speaker: They probably bounce off the truck like one of them super bouncy balls The one that's in the walk, you know Must be Kylie
Speaker: It might be Kylie. She looks sex as fuck in that fucking wop video. It's only in that video. I only watched it once. I haven't been like jumping. Watching again is worth it. She looked good in that. But if I look at her pictures on the internet or something, I'm just like, eh. I've seen better ads on Hug of Beer.
Speaker: You've what? Seen better ads on a mug of beer. I've seen better ads on a mug of beer. No, I have no idea what you're talking about. What are you talking about beer? I know nothing about beer. Chris, don't you know shit about beer? Jesus. Never, never, never seen it. You pour a beer into a bag. Never seen it. Never drank it. I don't know anything about that. What is this beer you speak of? Yeah. What is this beer you speak of? Meanwhile, let's go. He's talking draft beer talk, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker: What is this beer you speak of, Heathen? Yes. But I just don't - That's not a beer, Winch. Now, now, now, you got to be like, uh, Kate, what's her name? Kate Mira? Kate plus eight. No, Kate Mira. The original Karen. She's, she's the, she's the love interest in the movie shooter with Mark Wahlberg. Okay.
Speaker: She also did, she was in the House of Cards with Kevin Spacey. Gorgeous woman. She kind of looks familiar. She kind of looks like, was it a girl that did that Ryan Gosling movie where they're all about jazz and what's it called? I can't remember her name. Ryan Gosling and all about jazz? Hold on, let me look at that.
Speaker: Ryan Gosling loves it. Canola was one in 2018. La La Land, okay. What's her name? Emma Stone. Kate Mira and Emma Stone are very similar. Kate Mira is kind of the wish version of Emma Stone. But when you order something from a wish and then you get it, it's actually in the book. That's Kate Mira.
Speaker: But like, I find them both very, they're both great actors. But like, where, if I see a picture of them, I'm like, yeah. I mean, and he's a looking cat. I know a lot. Michael B. Jordan is pretty hot too. Michael Jordan's son, Michael B. Jordan. Michael Jordan's dad. Yeah. He's my son. He's dreamy as well. I don't know.
Speaker: Well, you can't just sit here. You guys can't just sit here and be pigs and talk about women. And if we're not going to discuss the men who are, you know, I'm just saying. 2020 is all about equality, equal, equal rights. That goddamn Kevin Costner boy. I'll tell you what, I bet he's got a sweet man pussy on him.
Speaker: I think it would be fun if I won't sit, I'll take sit. No, no, in all seriousness, if you had a chance to go hang out with one male celebrity, just go hang out, have a beer and hang out with. Katie Murphy. Dead or alive or both? Either one. And so dead or alive, any celebrity ever. Dead or alive. Actually, in all honesty, he's alive. I would love to go have a beer. Actually, not a beer.
Speaker: I want to have a glass of whiskey with my man, Sam Elliott. Ooh, that's a good one. Or Clint Eastwood, both of them.
Speaker: See, I'd have to, I'd have to go with, I think, I wouldn't mind hanging out with, like, Patrick. Yeah, Patrick's going to be cool. And I also think I wouldn't mind, I think, I think I would really like to hang out with, like, Wesley Snipes. I think that'd be, I think he'd be pretty damn cool to hang out with. Yeah, Wesley's got a lot of good advice on my point of view. Oh, yeah, absolutely. He's going to be one of those guys that's going to be one of those guys that's going to sit you down and hit you with some real talk, real quick, while you're doing it together. Well, if you're just the same way.
Speaker: Jeff Bridges, yeah, I could see that with Jeff Bridges. Yeah, I could see that. Because I've seen the movie, The Big Lebowski, like 400. Kenny Powers. Well, Jeff Bridges has been around since Tron. We haven't hammered. Jesus. You want to talk about getting your ass canceled? Jesus. We are getting fucking hammered and doing some sketchy ass shit and hanging out with Danny McBride. Did you see the movie, This Is The End? You've been sent pieces of it. Is that The Rapture? Yeah. Danny McBride's in it? Oh my god.
Speaker: to the point where, you know, it goes down to an apocalyptic event. He's like, I fuck this guy in the ass. It's so fucked up.
Speaker: No, there's probably, that's a loaded question because it's a laundry list. Because I would love to sit down and have a beer. See, they're all realistic. Like, we could definitely have a beer. Yeah. Those guys are, everybody that we've mentioned, you could sit down and have a beer with them if their fans were jumping all over the place. James Earl Jones.
Speaker: Would be awesome. Wasn't he in the Lion King? Wasn't he Mufasa? Yeah, he was. James Charles Jones, I need to talk to you as Mufasa this whole time. Give me your words of wisdom. I wanted to talk to you as Darth Vader all day.
Speaker: Everywhere the entire time Dude You just know there would be an app what's the name
Speaker: It's okay. I need right there for it now. Oh, Pete Davidson. They're not dating anymore. He's an ass cop in general. He does the belt over my face. Right? Right over my face. Right over here, damn face. Thank you. I'm trying to think, I'm trying to think of like celebrities that, that would be cool to have like a deep conversation with. I can learn something from, you know, George Carlin, Zane Elliott.
Speaker: Well, like, you know, like, like Clint Eastwood, Sam Elliott, James Earl Jones, Morgan Freeman. I want to fuck shit up with Sam Jackson. Robin Williams would have been good. I just want to get drunk and yell fuck a lot with Sam Jackson. Whoopi Goldberg. She annoys me sometimes. Whoopi Goldberg, I'd be like, I'm out. I'm good. I'm going to stay home. Dr. Ruth would have been deep. Joan Rivers would have been a deep conversation. Jerry Springer.
Speaker: No, you know who I thought is, uh, uh, what's his name? Uh, uh, God damn, his name is escaped. Uh, we know why. Jamie Lee Curtis. Holy shit. Holy shit. Have you guys seen the chick talk videos on, have you guys seen the chick talk videos where they've got the, the, the, the police car and, and the,
Speaker: It looks like you're like you're sitting in the back of the police car, right? And it's like if if whatever becomes illegal and they're sitting in the police car, Jamie Lee Curtis did that on her TikTok page. And she said if being the OG first final girl in horror movies ever becomes illegal, and she looks deadass at the camera and goes,
Speaker: I was like, oh, that's my girl. These little pictures on blast. Let them know who the OG final girl is. Still the final girl to this day. I can't wait for the new Halloween movie to come out next month. Like Tommy Lee Jones. Because you know, bar fight, bar fight happens. He's going to jump in. Joe Pesci. Give that man a pat. De Niro. De Niro. Get your fucking shine box.
Speaker: problem I have with Ray Liotta would've been cool to sit down and hang out with. Oh, oh, sweet Ray Liotta. Oh boy, from Hannibal Lecter.
Speaker: Oh, um, Anthony Hopkins. Anthony Hopkins. Yes, sir Anthony Hopkins. So, Anthony, this is true. Sir, he's been mated, this is true. Would you, would you, anyone, either one of you, would like to met the queen before she got it? Nah, I'm good. Sure, sure, just for the hell of a year. I mean, I'd like to go hang out with him. Of course, I would be freaking out if I was hanging out with, um,
Speaker: I would just go say hi. The whole time, because I've seen, because of Silence the Lab, I'm like, at any moment, this fucker's gonna cut my head open. He's gonna rip my head off. I mean, and you gotta remember, Jeff, we were military. How we gonna turn down royalty? Right. Yeah, I know, I totally understand. Yeah. You guys get to hang out with royalty three times a week. What are you talking about? No, we would have had... I'm just saying, we go somewhere like that. We'd have been like, yeah, sure, cool, no problem. It was delicious.
Speaker: I would have liked. I would have liked to. I would have said hello to I would have said hello to all of them. I would have like I would have I would have been the guy definitely.
Speaker: No, I would have, I probably would have accepted any, any minuscule offer because whatever would have been, would have been chump chains to them short, but I'd have been like, you know, do they just offer randomly meet them and not like her thing. No, no. I want to make sure I wasn't, one of the butlers was telling, he was doing an interview and he's telling the story and the queen or walking through the park.
Speaker: And he's all dressed in lines and shit. She's just dressed as Queen, you know, like dressed. And they're walking through the park, some ladies stop, and they're like, they're talking to the guy. And she's like, you look familiar. And he's like, yeah, I work at the house. She's like, oh, can we get a picture? And he's like, yeah, sure. And the lady hands her phone to the Queen. He goes, can you take our picture? The Queen was like, sure. She didn't say a fucking thing. And I was like, that's quite cool.
Speaker: That is cool because they want to be people. I don't want to be rude. Instead of three, I got to put him down because he's jumping all over the place. Gentlemen, as always, you two have fun. Behave yourselves, enjoy yourselves. Fucking beat yourselves. That's the new one. Behave yourselves, enjoy yourselves. Fucking beat yourselves. I'm going to enjoy myself later.
Speaker: You gotta take your rings off first. Mother had you, mother made you, motherfucker. Oh my God. You gotta take your busted rubber, Connor, Cam if you're watching, Paulie on the chat. Yeah, he's gonna bust his own rubbers, random Rick, Bruno, good meeting you Bruno, Amanda, thank you for coming through. Everybody out there, Monday night, as always, I will catch y 'all then, definitely. Peace y 'all, y 'all take your life.
Speaker: I just who's down to make who's down to make mistakes and bad decisions. Hey, how you doing? Nice to meet you. My name is mistake. My friends call me mistakes and bad decisions. So what's up? No, but like, so you're saying you wouldn't want to meet the queen. You know, you know, if they called you like Chris, we know you're the champ. We want you to meet the queen. She wants to shake your hand.
Speaker: I mean, I wouldn't turn down. No, there's no way in hell that I would turn down the offer. You know what I mean? But I'm not like, I wouldn't be freaking out. You're not going to run out. Oh my god. Yeah, I'm not going to freak out and be like, oh my god, I'm going to go meet the queen. Oh, I'm going to go meet the queen, y 'all. Dollar, dollar bill, y 'all. Yeah. I'd be like Tony. I'd be like Tony.
Speaker: Nice to meet you clean Can I wear a t -shirt or do I have to actually
Speaker: Like, you know, I'm taking my belt. She might even catch it. She might even. I don't know. Like, I really don't know because that is, in all honesty, Sam Elliott would be cool, but I think in all honesty, made it back. What's good. What's good, Bubba? In all honesty, dead or alive.
Speaker: I mean, I would love to hang out with Bob Williams. I mean, thank you so much. That's what I was. It was a fun night.
Speaker: Well, well, that's what I was leaning more towards just because I know the conversation because I, you know, I relate so much to, to him and, and, and some of the things that he said in interviews and stuff like that. And the struggle, absolutely the struggles he's gone through. I, I, I, I feel that and, and some of the interviews and some of the things that he says, it like, it really hits home for me. So I would love to sit down and have a conversation with Robin Williams and just hang out with him for a little while, just to, you know,
Speaker: Right. Did you know when he did miss his outfire, he had lived so much that there's technically four versions of the movie. I believe it. There's an NC -17 version where it's so bad. He's so uncouth that it was strapped with an NC -17 that cut.
Speaker: So there's technically four cuts of that movie. There's the one that everybody's seen and then there's three others that are just dialogue wise. And I'm like, I'm sorry, I want to see. I'll be right back. Yeah, but I want to see that Robin Williams at his nastiest because he did a standup called Robin Williams live, I think it was live on Broadway.
Speaker: I don't know what he was on in that, but holy shit, he is all over the place. That's something to ask Chris about. Because where most comics.
Speaker: I don't think Robin never did. And like I said, when Chris gets here, I'll explain it further. But it's like you see somebody like Burt Kreischer. Burt Kreischer, when he does stand up, he does his story. He does the gene and he does this. He talks about this and this and this. And it's structured. It follows a specific guideline of the story.
Speaker: and I don't think Robin ever did so. What I was explaining, Chris, is Robin, you know how when you see somebody like Bert Kreischer go up on stage and Robin Williams Wildback did a live on Broadway where he did his stand -up, it was one of his specials, and he's so all over the place, but most comics have a script that they go through. They're like, you know,
Speaker: I'm gonna tell this story, then I'm gonna tell this story, then I'm gonna tell this joke. Well, Rob Williams, I think Rob Williams just showed up on the day and he's like, so let's shoot this. Because if you've ever seen the Rob Williams Live on Broadway, I think it was in 2008 or 2002 or something like that, it's so all over the place.
Speaker: that like one second he's talking about if you see he's like telling a story about something about a horse and he goes oh and by the way if you see uh if you drive by a farm you see a of uh from his hand up a horse's ass that's a mechanic and then goes right back into the story and you're just like what the fuck did that come from and it's so funny it's like uh my my buddy's friend my buddy's wife
Speaker: She's like, oh, I love probably he and I were watching it. And she said that on her fingers, of course, is not her second language. And we sat down and he and I were laughing our asses off. And she was sitting going, I don't get it. He's way too fast.
Speaker: Like he was firing on all pistons. And it is some of the funniest shit I've ever heard. To the point where if your English is not your first language, you cannot talk with him. Yeah. Oh my God. So that's what I was saying. It's like, you know, you got somebody like Bert Kreischer. He's going to tell the machine story. He's going to tell this story. He's going to tell the party about the party he had for his daughter's first period. You know, he's going to tell those. This is the night.
Speaker: and Chris Rock's gonna do his script. Robin, I think Robin was like, so I hear. I think, I think, I think Robin, I think Robin, you know, every, every comedian has their, has their book, you know, has their, their, you know, their, their, their, well, they have their,
Speaker: They have their list, basically, they, you know, jokes, you know, that they want to that they want to put out there they want to do they want to say, but I think Robin Williams much like, and I'm not comparing us to Robin Williams, but he would get, he would get into.
Speaker: Like, you know, he would start telling his stories, but then something off to the side. Yeah, he was a real squirrel kind of guy. Yes, exactly. And then go off on that table. And he had that capability to do that and do it successfully and do it very well, you know, to be spontaneous and to ad -lib and what's going on a little bit.
Speaker: and and and all that jazz so i mean i think that's what yeah and i think there's a lot of comedians that do that in all honesty um like if i was to do stand -up you know one of my one of my earlier on in my life i was like that's what i want to do i want to do stand -up a i'm afraid to get on stage b either fucking hell i can come up with a script or or a pitch playlist so but
Speaker: I would have to do it, Rob Williams, but I'm not quick enough to do it. So I would sit there and hear crickets. That conversation has come up years ago about, you know, you should do stand up. Well, I can come up with a couple jokes or whatever, but most of what I would want to do is interact with the crowd and feed off the crowd and fuck with the crowd. You know what I mean? I'm not going to come up there and tell you.
Speaker: 10 minutes of jokes, I'm gonna come up there and what's going on? I'm gonna come up there and I'm gonna make a couple of jokes and then I'm gonna start fucking with people in the audience, you know what I mean? And then I'm gonna get the crowd involved. And then of course, if somebody comes on after me, they're gonna be mad as hell because the crowd's gonna be all amped up and energetic and trying to chime in on their shit. I think being a standup is one of the hardest jobs as a celebrity.
Speaker: because, you know, especially like that whole thing with, uh, with, uh, Carlos, where he stole jokes and stuff. He didn't steal jokes. So that was the thing. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's the whole controversy. Yeah. It was Joe Rogan being a little baby back bitch because Joe Rogan is a terrible standup comedian. Oh my God. Stick to stick to the UFC and podcasting Joe. Do what you, do what you do. Good.
Speaker: don't don't you're not you're not funny in your stand up. Well he's he's he's got some things aren't funny but he's he's uh i think i think when it comes to joe rogan he's kind of he wants to be more like tim allen his setup is more close to tim allen where it's like manly man man man man man man man where tim allen did it right so rogan just hasn't hit that mark on when it comes to stand up yeah exactly
Speaker: But like I'm still, I've read the book, Don't Send Food Close to a Naked Man. Tim Allen wrote that. I've read it like seven times. It's fucking hilarious. And. You know how I know you're alive. What? I have the book upstairs in my house. You know how I know you're alive? Because you can't read. You have the book, but you can't read it.
Speaker: No, I've read the book a couple of times. I read all the Harry Potter books, too, something. Yeah. I bought those books. No, you've listened to the audio of Harry Potter. No, I bet. Now, I do that now because I'm too cheap to buy the books again. It's actually harder to find books here in English, so it's a practically impossible. I have to order them online. Can you just get them on Amazon? I can, but...
Speaker: I can get it free online. What do you get free online? Like a free library or something? Well, for instance, on Spotify, there's audiobooks of all the Hunger Games. There's a couple of websites that have like classics, audiobooks. There's a website called
Speaker: I think Harry Potter audiobooks .com or something like that. And it's the Jim Dale version and the British guy. Jim Dale. Jim Dale. Jim Dale does... Why do I know that name? He does a lot of audiobooks.
Speaker: He did all the audiobooks for the Clive Kussler novels. He's done audiobooks for a lot of stuff. I gotta yell kids. I'm trying to look and see, why does that name censor for more? Jim Dale, when he tells a story, when he's reading a book, he does voices and all that stuff. And most people that do audiobooks do that. But what's cool about the Clive Kussler novels, when Jim Dale reads them,
Speaker: If somebody's on a typewriter, you start hearing the typewriter in the background. And, you know, so, you know, if somebody jumps in the pool, you hear the water splash. And it's very faint in the background. And it's like the best way to listen to a Jim Dale red novel is with headphones on. And it's like, oh, it's you're you're literally going on an audio journey.
Speaker: but Jim Dell and Stephen Wright does the British version and Stephen Fry does an amazing job. The only reason I prefer the Stephen Fry is because it's with a British accent, but the Jim Dell is just... What's the website called?
Speaker: I gotta hear my Google later. It's called... I don't know. I don't listen to a whole lot of... Well, you listen to a lot of podcasts.
Speaker: Yeah, where where I listen up ours and I listen one other one. That's actually good. It's called HP audiobooks club is the audio books and it's free.
Speaker: like, what I'll do with the kids is, before the kids go to bed, as opposed to buying the books, we'll listen to a chapter before they go to bed of the Harry Potter and then the next, you know, and the nice thing about the Harry Potter, the A .B .A. audiobooks .club is it's split into chapters. So, I gotcha.
Speaker: just like when we send messages back in Snapchat, it's little bars. You hit the bar, hit play, and it reads that chapter.
Speaker: and then when it ends okay it's time for bed kids and then tomorrow we'll listen to another chapter so i have a notes page on my phone where it's like okay on philosopher's stone we're on chapter 32 or you know whatever so that the next day we're like okay we just finished chapter 32 we're doing 33 tonight kind of thing
Speaker: And it's like, the problem is, is I'm over tired. We'll start listening to it and I'll fall asleep in the kids. More than likely I would not only am I not interested in the books or anything like that, but depending on how their voice sounds, I probably just fall asleep. And that's why I like, like, I, um, listen to, uh, I go to bed and I'll watch, uh,
Speaker: like forensic files when I go to bed at night on TV. Right. And the narrator of that show, dude, I don't I don't make it past the first. They're barely done describing the murder. Yeah. Yeah, he's like, well, it's like it was it was a warm August 3rd in nineteen eighty five. Exactly. And Mary Lou did not know that she was nice. Yeah. Nice baritone. And you're just like, boy, like they just play a subtle hit of music in the back and it's just like,
Speaker: Yup. And three, two. Yup. If I get into a really documentary, I'll do the same. I'll pass out and wake up and I'm like, why am I four chapters further than I was? But I'm watching House Dragon.
Speaker: which is the spin -off from Game of Thrones. You can't sleep. I don't care. It's action back. I think you got it. Challenge accepted. Check out starting season three of Game of Thrones. Season three of Game of Thrones. At that point, you cannot sleep. The first couple of episodes,
Speaker: Why is somebody calling? I don't know. Kevin. I don't know if Kevin's dialed or not. If you use my phone because he left up something outside. But yeah, I have to catch up on House of the Dragon. It's kind of slow.
Speaker: But it's still the first season, so it's unexpected. We're doing backstory and all that stuff. It takes place like 100 years before Game of Thrones takes place. Yeah. So it's, it's, you know, you've heard of some of the characters before, but so far it's pretty good. I don't, I don't think, I don't expect you at any time to be like, oh, this is fucking awesome. Cause I know you're not an into that shit, but like Tony might actually.
Speaker: But I'm telling you, take the time and watch fucking Cobra Kai. The nostalgia level is top of the fucking line. They brought back the bad boy of karate. The only one they haven't brought back is the karate kid. Chip, the next karate. What's her resonate? Yeah, but she's not a part of the original.
Speaker: whatever. But everybody's gonna be like they'll be like bringing they'll be like bringing uh James Smith right and you know that is but I do at this point with Cobra Kai nothing against it or whatever I it's five seasons in I don't think I'm gonna be watching it anytime. My kids love it. I literally started watching
Speaker: Season five came out and I waited and I waited. I sat down the other night on the 15th. My wife went out with her friends because it's independent state. I'm like, oh, I'm good. I'm gonna stay here. And so she went out with her friends and I was like, I'm gonna start watching this. She comes home. I'm still watching it. It's 2 .30 in the morning. And she's like, are you coming to bed? I said, yeah, I'll be there in a minute. Four episodes later, each episode 45 minutes,
Speaker: It's four o 'clock in the morning. I'm why the fuck wait? I'm forcing myself to get up and go to bed. That was, oh my God, that was me last night. Jesus Christ, dude. I got home at like 1 .30 -ish. I don't know. I wanted to talk about that on the show tonight. I totally forgot about it. Maybe I'll do it Monday or something. I gotta figure out what the hell I'm gonna do Monday. We might take Monday off. Why? What's Monday?
Speaker: getting this bad boy finished. So I might, I might, I might tinker around with it and see if I can figure out how to use my phone with my earbuds and shit like that. Well, I was trying to do it before and, and, and, uh, Tony was, had a couple other things going on. He was wrapped up in four different other live streams and a conversation or something. I don't know, but he had, he had other stuff going on.
Speaker: And I was trying to do it on the fly. It was just like, fuck it. We're not doing the show. Well, you started like, if before you leave the house, you put it, the studio up. No, but you send a link to yourself. I can start the show. Oh no. No, no, I can start to show and do the show and everything like that. But when I was trying to use my earbuds, I, I didn't like.
Speaker: Tony could hear me, but I couldn't hear him. And then when I took my earbuds out, they switched. I was fussing with it, but we were trying to do it live on the fly.
Speaker: And I wasn't getting, I wasn't getting, because Tony had other things going on. So it was just like, screw, we're not going to do the show. We're just going to, we'll just, we'll just worry about doing Wednesdays or whatever. So Monday's kind of toss away show if it has to be. Yeah. At the end of the day, it really is. That's why I didn't care to schedule my tattoo on Monday. Cause I want to get it finished. Well, I'm thinking either Monday or Monday's out for me. Monday, Monday is my long day.
Speaker: Yeah. I have three meetings back to back on Monday from noon until three. And then I usually finish on summer eight. And then Tuesday, Tuesday's an interesting day. Tuesday's work is easy for Tuesday. But we got shit. We got to finish up right here. But I think Wednesday we're going to go to the Chevy dealership. See how much the down payment is. Because I want the new Blazer.
Speaker: but the price is just, and the payment is, the payment's $500 a month. Now, that's not a problem to make a payment, but for the same $500 a month, you get the new Captiva, which is slightly smaller than a Blazer, and an S10, Fordo, for the same payment a month. So it's like, two vehicles or one,
Speaker: At the very least, we'll still get one vehicle if we get a vehicle. Yeah. But because we were, like I said, she looked at it, she looked at a new, uh, uh, really nice first gen. And what they wanted for, I was like, really? Can we get two? And then I started doing research on them and they are like, if they break, you might as well just buy another one. Yeah.
Speaker: So I was like, yeah, I'm out. I said, but what we would pay for that car, we could make that in a down payment on a new car and just make payments. Stop talking about it. I keep telling you this. Just go fucking buy a car, dude. It's the plan this week. Buy a fucking car.
Speaker: It's got to be cool. Go. I'm very strict. Unlike you, I'm very strict. You're fucking 40, almost 42 years old. You're past the cool part. You need to stop. You're an adult with kids. It would never be cool to have a nice car. I have a nice car. What are you talking about? I have a very nice car. That is cool. What's that cool about my car? I'm not saying it's not cool. It's still cool. What? What's that cool about my car? I have a car. I pay for it.
Speaker: I don't know, rims that came with it, I'm not putting rims, I'm not putting a system in, I'm 40, almost 41 years old, Jeffrey. I don't care about that stuff. So you're telling me, you're telling me, if I sent you cash, put it in a stereo system, you know, thumper, ear, trunk, you wouldn't do it? No, I would honestly, I'd probably use the cash on something else, totally different. Like a new big ass TV. The stereo system that comes factory sounds good, man.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm not disagreeing with you, but it is the stereos it it sounds good I like it It's perfectly fine if I turn if I'm if I'm sitting there in the car, and I turn it up halfway or whatever You know it's the base. It's pretty hard it vibrates all my mirrors And you know I don't need I don't need the entire The new blazer comes with a 12 -hour subwoofer yeah, yeah, oh, that's like the Chevy's the Chevy the Chevy Traverse
Speaker: Tremere or red line or whatever. It comes with a super nice Bose system in it. Yeah, that fucking is huge. Yeah. I was looking at it. I was on the show. The first isn't big. It's only three rows. Yeah. It's the next up from the Equinox. Well, yeah. It's bigger. It's bigger. The Equinox is not a thing anymore. It's bigger than the... It goes... The laser, then the reverse, then the top, then the suburban.
Speaker: Suburban being nice And then you have the server suburban ESP When did they start making the equinox? I know it's not there. I literally looked to 2022 and 2023. It's not there Because I'm looking 22 equinoxes right now. Oh That sharp, yeah, I got really nice pretty blue
Speaker: I'm looking at that. That's what I wanted to believe. See if you can find the Captiva. See if you can find Captiva. The headlights on this thing. Chris, I'm telling you, the headlights on this thing. What is it, Chevy? It's a Chevy Captiva. I'm going to set a picture of it, because I have set pictures. Yeah, that's a set picture. OK, you got it. The headlights on that thing are literally only like two centimeters tall. That looks like it. That looks gorgeous.
Speaker: Mm -hmm. I'm getting it black. It's got a panoramic roof. It's got it all. And it's got a 10 -inch screen in the defend dash. 2023 Chevy Equinox. Yeah? Okay, so it's not available in Mexico. Might not be. Yeah. No, like I said, I mean, dude, you know, I'm not a very materialistic person anyways. You know, I look at it this way. It's mine.
Speaker: I bought it. I paid for it. I like it. It's comfortable. I've got the bells and whistles on it. You know, I don't need, I don't need, I got three fucking kids. I don't need a thumping ass system that you're going to hear me from two miles away. I don't, I've never been, been one for rims, you know, down the road, my next one, when I trade this in, I'm getting a truck and I lift it, but I'm not going to lift it like my Bronco was lifting.
Speaker: Right. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to put like a, I'll put like a five inch lift kit on it. Even that's three to five. Yeah. Three to five inch lift kit on it. I do four to six tops. Yeah, exactly. I'll do something. I'll do something like that. Get a set of 35s or 36s for the tires. And that's good. I don't need to, and a lot of these Chevy's, a lot of these new Chevy's already come lifted with the, with the off -road package on them.
Speaker: So by the time I get ready to trade this one in, Austin will be probably in college. Buggy will be almost out, so probably be driving. And then it'll just be me and Cash. I'll go get me a pickup truck. Well, I was looking at the difference between the Colorado and the S10. They're roughly the same size vehicle. The S10 is more of a work vehicle, but it's also five grand cheaper. Yeah.
Speaker: And I was like, you know what? I don't need, you know, big fuck off truck. I don't need, I don't need a, but I don't need it. And I could totally make the payment, but I don't want to have to make that big of a pain. There's a pain on it. It's almost 800 bucks a month. I mean, I mean, I could totally make that.
Speaker: payment and I don't want to. No, but I get that because, you know, I make close close to three grand a week as it is. So make it's not a problem. But well, no, that's what you that's what I use it. That's why you do like I did. And you
Speaker: You said you set a limit on what you want your payment to be. And then you stick to it. But we're going to ask conversation. I think I might do this and then we can get you backstage or if you want to. I'm going to go ahead and watch. I'm going to watch House of the Dragon. I got to catch up. Oh my gosh. That's awesome.
Speaker: I love that part. That's my favorite part of that whole thing
Speaker: If I could just, I don't know her, point next to her. Oh, this just made me remember that stupid ass video. I'm not duetting a video of singing Never Ending Story, by the way. Don't be a pussy. I don't like Never Ending Story, and I've never watched Stranger Things. You guys are pussies. That's why I called you a pussy in the thing. I'll be a pussy. I'll be a pussy, do it. I do it.
Speaker: I am what I eat. I did it. No, I know you did. I did a shit job at it. No, you did it. I was like, I did my best. I did my best. What do you want? You'll be love anyways. Nobody like just saw me anyway. You suck.
Speaker: Nah, we're going to wrap this, this show up. We do appreciate you guys hanging out. We appreciate y 'all listening. Hopefully enjoyed the show. It's kind of off Saturday night. That's all me, but, uh, that's okay. This is what it is. What are you going to do? We'll be back Monday with brand new episode. Maybe, maybe we'll be, maybe we won't be. We'll see if I can get it to work while I'm getting my tattoo done. Tattoo done. In the meantime.
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Speaker: Sharing is sharing. I was going to say, Jesus Christ, Jeffrey, I'm speaking to you. We're going to wrap the show up with our guys, BlacktopMojo, doing what they do with Wicked Woman. It is Saturday night, so it is Wicked Woman tonight. And here we go. Here we don't go. Check out BlacktopMojo on all social media and wherever you stream music at BlacktopMojo. Go show the guys some love. Let them know we sent you. Let me try this again.
Speaker: She dances naked through the trees until they're all going The keywiz was passing through the wind and she commutes with the dead
Speaker: I'm laid out by the head As I begin to preach, he said Oh, mow the river sky Take this back with bite I wanna live forever And no, spill it in the earth Give me all your blood, maybe you'll die
Speaker: She stops to feast. There was a smile on her face as she walked right through me. It's a left to back ahead as blood
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No man, like something sharp. Something like I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a rich cracker pregnant with a cheese baby.
Speaker: All right, well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm gonna borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Yeah, bathroom key, all right. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back and that'll be $13 .62 and I'm gonna have to have it exact same, so we're in a coin shortage at the moment.
Speaker: Whatever, man. Okay. Just that. Just that. Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker: I'm all out in the sky, take this sacrifice I won't believe forever No, spirit in the earth, give me whatever Make me a god like you Make me a god like you
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!
Speaker: Well, boy, I got mojoed in the show. That's how you end the show right there, ladies and gentlemen. It is. We appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. Make sure you join us for the next episode. Same nonsensical time. Same nonsensical channel. We may or may not be here Monday. Well, who knows? We'll see what happens. Until then, Jeffrey.
Speaker: You heard what he said. That being said, be good. Or be good at it. Or just whatever. Goodbye, Mattofuquos. And goodbye, stalkers. We appreciate you guys watching and listening. Say hi next time. We welcome, we welcome everybody. Nonsenseical Nonsense is all exclusive, inclusive, not exclusive, inclusive.
Speaker: So don't be afraid to say hi until next time. The box is thinking and we are.
