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Speaker: what's going on everybody welcome to nonsensical nonsense are you ready what's going on cam cam click here as always i'm click you guys know that or you should buy now
Speaker: Everybody knows I'm the greatest of all time. The real goat, the OG goat. It's still debatable. Not to be confused with Jeffrey, the goat sucker. Speaking of Jeffrey, he's in the building. That's right. I'm here. We got Tony D. Tony Mercury's back, baby. I see that. It's hot as shit, man. It's hot as shit. Leave the bathroom. Never. I make too much money. And we got my man's. Tony D. in the building, as always.
Speaker: Do what we do. Hang out for Wednesday night. It's Hope Day. Mike Baby joining us. We'll see what happens. He does have the invite. It's out there. But if you guys are not already, go ahead and check us out.
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Speaker: I see you came to get lucky, you bastard. I did that on purpose, too. He said, get your schedule. I did that on purpose. I was waiting to see if one of the YouTube dummies would chime in, but you did. Oh, I got it. I was trying to think of something that I gave up with a blank, too. I was like, Scripp, we can give it a dramatic pause.
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Speaker: I am now, I got, I literally just got home in the gym like 10 minutes ago. So I'm running around here like a mad man, of course, technical difficulties. The hell would you can, I'm sorry. Of course, technical difficulties for days. Apparently I'm going to have to take my laptop into the geek squad. Oh wow. Because for some reason my headphones won't plug in and work. And I don't think it's the headphones because they work fine on the Xbox.
Speaker: That's fucking nerds. I'm coming to see you. You know, uh, occasionally I have that same issue and I basically have to restart everything to get it to work again. Like you could unplug it, plug it in 40 times and it just, it's, it doesn't connect. So it's like, uh, restart program, restart the whole thing, which is what I did just before the show. But I've already decided, I know what I'm getting myself for my birthday. I'm buying me, uh, a big bad boy, big boy laptop.
Speaker: I'm going to get it. I'm getting the hell anywhere. I'm going full big boy. I'm going full airline wear business laptop. Well, I will be honest. I did just pay this laptop off. So this is brand new and mine officially on the way now. After how many years? I got it in January. 25. I was going to say, it's Apple, right? Yeah, it's Apple. I just got it in January. See, that's the problem.
Speaker: So we went to the mall yesterday after work and because I needed shoes, I needed to get shoes. So I went, but Vans was having a sale, buy one, get one half off. So I went crazy, bought six pairs of shoes, you know, two for me, two for life, two for the kids.
Speaker: stopped at the Apple store and looked at the laptops and stuff like that. I almost had a backpack. They got you. They got you. They got you, didn't they? You wanted to have one. They did not. No, I did not. I don't care if I make a million dollars tomorrow, I will never buy an Apple product. Why? I don't want it. You're a fucking liar too. Shut up. No, I can go buy four of them. You already bought one. You already bought one. I bought an iPhone, but that is for my wife.
Speaker: I don't use it. Who paid for it? That's not the point. I don't. Who paid for it? Do I use it? I will never use. You said I will never buy. I'll refer. I apologize. I have some to say to you, Jeffrey. Jeffrey, Jeffrey, stop. Stop. You're just digging a hole and I have something to say to you. Some words of wisdom. Don't beat yourself up over past mistakes.
Speaker: You are going to fuck up again in the future. Quite possibly in the most spectacular fashion. Why worry about yesterday's fuck ups? When you have tomorrow's fuck ups to look forward to. You are a fuck up. And fucking up is part of your growth process. Embrace the process.
Speaker: I need to hear that one more time. That is courtesy, and I don't think he's here yet, but that is courtesy of our man Golf Hawk. Monday night after the show, he hit me up on TikTok, and he was like, I have the perfect sound. And I listened to it. I was like, oh, dude. And I downloaded it instantly.
Speaker: And he was like, I can't wait to hear it on the show. I didn't think it was going to happen that fast. I've actually seen that guy hit the button, Chris. Hit the button. I've seen that one a couple of times. He's got a couple of good ones. We'll have it. I'm sure we'll have a chance to cue it up again tonight. I will never personally use a product.
Speaker: Apple products have the security. That's why you're paying for the security more than anything. I'm game with that. I will say that I would like to say that I would never buy one and or use one, but I did buy my daughter one and I do use one every day at work. You use one at work. Bare minimum. Bare minimum. I use it. That does not count because it was handed to you and said use that. Yeah, but I still use it. But I mean, but I use it for the bare minimum.
Speaker: Why? No. Honest question, what is it about Apple? I don't like it. Same reason I don't go buy a brand new rock in Mercedes. I'm not paying for a name. Okay. What a Honda will do. That's just anti -establishment. I just don't like that. I just don't like the way that the Apple format. I don't think it's
Speaker: And it might be because I'm not used to using them. I don't think it's very user friendly. I think they're extremely difficult. The biggest issue people have with Apple is that they got to own all this stuff. Googlers should do whatever whenever. Yeah. And that's the other thing. I can't use my skull candy earbuds. I have to go by. Yes, you can. Exactly. You can. You can use whatever button you want. You can, but it's not as easy.
Speaker: It's not I just I'm just not a big fan of the user friendliness of it.
Speaker: that the fact that the brand new iPhone is still four years, five years behind a 10 year old Samsung. We had 16 cameras on the new iPhone 14. I got three cameras on mine and I don't know how to use them either. I don't know how to use the back camera.
Speaker: that that's a that's a proven fact iphones are behind when it comes to technology it's also when you when the new like after if you keep your lights let's say you bought an iphone 14 today in four years why would you buy a new one because you're one you have in your hand is perfect but your battery starts dying faster
Speaker: I changed mine every two years because the SIM card was no good after 18 months. People don't realize that about phones. You haven't even had that a year yet. No, every 18. I did replace this one because the only reason I did replace it was because my daughter broke the screen on the elbow. And I think all phones are meant to, I think all phones are built to have
Speaker: a two -year life expectancy. How much do you do with your phone matters as well? You know, I use my phone for everything. I can do a laptop. Yeah, so do I. It can refurbish it and all of that. And that's fine. But when I realized the SIM cards are no good after 18 months, that's why people's phones are messing up. Really? I didn't realize that. Is that what it is, an iPhone? 18 months the SIM card is worn out.
Speaker: And if you don't use it a lot, okay, you're good. But if you use it as much as I do. Yes. Yeah. I know. So I'm saying the SIM card in the, in the, in the Apple or in all cell phones. Awesome cards. 18 months. Now when you look into it and Mike, I would tell you, I know your situation or whatever, always look into once every two years, change your devices. I changed my phone and my iPad every two years. I changed mine every two years.
Speaker: What's the rubber? What's good? What's going on? What's the rubber? Change what? My IP address? Your phones. Your phones. Your phones. Just upgrade your phone. I upgrade my phone every two years. I buy $100 phones every year because usually those things don't last very long. That's the other thing. I just don't like paying $900 or $1 ,200 or what they are for a fucking phone. Dude, that fucking iPhone I bought my wife, it was two grand.
Speaker: Which phone was? 13 plus. Max? You got the big one. Ask yourself what else you could spend two grand on. And how much longer is it last? How reliable is it? How dependable? You know how many hookers and how much meth two grand can get me?
Speaker: Right? There's your problem. I'm asking for a friend, because I don't know. I don't either. Please, somebody give me that figure, because I don't know. That's the friend he's asking about right there. You know, maybe. Look at him. He looks like he's in the meds. I'm the only one that's in the meds. And his wife, Peter. Yeah, I keep missing her behind me. His wife would know. I mean, Peter.
Speaker: Well, Tony, you pay for that upgrade service where you can pay half of what the new one costs and you get it.
Speaker: I trade in the old one for the new one, my payment edition. Yeah, that's what, okay, so basically they have a plan that we pay for, but it's like she just bought, we just bought that 13 and now the 14's out. We can actually switch to the 14 for half the price of the new 14. Well, here's the kicker. Why'd you just buy her a 13 when the 14 just came out is my question. We bought the 13 before the 14 came out.
Speaker: because the 12 is just like the 11 no it's not you know no okay no no okay when you're talking to 11 and stuff that's where it changes however i the 13 14 they're the same thing it's the processor in the phone
Speaker: It's the chip. The chip is what matters. The update you will get on the older devices. Like you said, four years, the older devices will hold all the updates for a certain number of years. And then when the updates stop, time to get a damn new phone. Look, I worked out of the assembly line. All right. You know what I mean? I made refrigerators for eight years. It's not so far. You know what? Calbinator, fridge is there.
Speaker: do all the same.
Speaker: Yeah. Samsung and Apple are two totally different phones, two totally different systems. I have, I literally have both of them in my house right now. I use one for work and then I have my personal one.
Speaker: But no, like I said, I upgrade every two years. I'm not gonna upgrade every six months because, again, I got the Samsung 22. When the 23 comes out here in a couple months, it's basically gonna be the same phone with just a couple new features. I'll wait a couple years. It's kind of like my car. My car is four years and I trade them in. Exactly. But when you switch to Apple products, it all comes out to, you're only 90 % of it, you're paying for the name.
Speaker: That's my thought on. This is true. It's the same thing as buying a Harley. Yeah, exactly. Why would I buy a Harley when I could buy a Yamaha that does the same fucking thing?
Speaker: I don't know that they changed the timing on the hard early to the piston slightly misfire to give that extra little no
Speaker: Harleys are not the same. But that's OK. The answer to your question is in the statement, as a car guy. Motorcycle is not in there. I don't care about bikes. Yeah. Well, they're Harley's run different. Now, if you want to say, Honda's versus Yamasaki, fine. Start a podcast. Well, Harley's. It'll be fun. Why the fuck do we talk about this anymore? I've covered so many Harley's.
Speaker: I don't even know how I just walked in on this. Hello, Blick. How we doing today? Now, now, I know how we're full of salt and die hard.
Speaker: I said you're literally paying for the name and you know there's a reason why I don't cry for Mercedes.
Speaker: Because I do like Mercedes they are nice, but I don't buy one. Why? Because I don't want to pay for the name. I don't like Mercedes because... I ain't never heard of this shit before in my life. There's something special, but you go over Europe, they're like a fork.
Speaker: I've never heard of my shit before in my life. How do you make an order for your food? And then the restaurant call said, do you want to pay for your order? Because your driver's here. We just haven't received payment. I sent the payment through the app. They said, we don't have the money. We're not going to make the food until you have your money. So can you give me a credit card number? No. I was going to say, you should have got a confirmation through the app.
Speaker: I got the confirmation and it's going through in this and it's all about they didn't get it. Let me check my bank account because y 'all ain't going to hear some me with a different language. Like I'm stupid. I don't know. Speaking, speaking of, I might have to get your credit card over the phone. Yeah. I might have to go down and yell at my favorite pizza shop down the road. Cause the other night I, uh, Sunday night I ordered a, I ordered pizza and beer.
Speaker: I'd already been drinking. I didn't want to go out, so I got me a six pack. And I told the girl delivery and paid for it and everything. She said it'd be about 45 minutes. Hour and a half goes by, and I call her back. Oh, that's it. Hey, I know it's Sunday. I know you guys are busy, but I placed an order, and I'm like, hold on a second. And the girl that I was talking to that time around, she's like, oh my god. I was like, what?
Speaker: She was like, this dummy, I mean, girl, put it in his carry out and not delivery. And she, and they charged me delivery. So she just put it in his carry out, but then did the delivery charge and stuff? Sitting around the fucking counter. Yeah. So they're like, they're like, well, we're going to get it right out to you. You know, and she's like, actually, because it's been sitting here, we're going to make you a new one real quick. We got one coming out of the oven. We're just going to throw it. I was like, okay, cool.
Speaker: And we were competent. No, they're like, we can competent or we can, uh, we can give you a credit for next time. And I was like, Oh, you can go ahead and cop it. That's fine. And even the delivery guy said, Hey, we're competent. This will go back on your credit. Cause I paid them with my debit card. Right. I'm going to give them until Friday. And then I'm going to go up there. Cause it's still showing, but I mean, no, they actually got it here. Like in five minutes, I know the bank takes, uh, it can take up to a week.
Speaker: When I get when I get charged back Yeah, so I said I'll come until Friday or first the charges Seven to ten minutes of days. Yeah, there you go. Thank you, Mike But I'll give them a little bit more time, but then I might go down there Have a have a have a talk. Hey, man to that But they got it here in like 10 minutes when I call back which is Remember click nice
Speaker: I got three rules in my life. I got three rules in my life. Nice. Three rules in my life, Michael. Don't spit on me. Literally, don't spit on me. Don't fuck with my family and don't fuck with my money. No particular order. That's just how it goes. So you do one of those three, it automatically goes from zero to 100.
Speaker: He is referring to Mr. I. Do not order from that pizza plate again. Oh, no, they're great. It was one mistake. They're great. I love that pizza shop down there. They got really good food. It was one little mistake. I'm not that worried about it. And they do deliver beer. Yeah, Chris is not going to cut them off because they deliver beer. Do you know how much a six -pack would cost on Uber or DoorDash to get delivered? About $20.
Speaker: $27 for a six -pack delivery off of DoorDash. Okay. Plus the price of the beer or? The price for a six -pack is like eight bucks. Right. When you order it off of DoorDash, the six -pack goes up to like $15. And then you get your delivery charge and everything else. Yeah, it was going to cost me about $25 before the tip just to get a six -pack.
Speaker: When I worked at a gas station, everybody else was like, why are gas station prices so much more expensive than they are at the grocery store? I get the same, this, that, and the other for half the price and all this stuff. And I told them, I was like, look, man, it's contradictory.
Speaker: fast, no lines. You don't have a bunch of people in here and you're going to pay for that price. Well, same with you. You know, you don't, you don't, we go to the grocery store, we're there and we've stocked this joint.
Speaker: The beer I buy at the gas station, the same price that I buy at the same price everywhere. I mean, it's the state, you know, minimum beer prices or whatever. There might be a dollar for fluctuation or whatever here and there, depending upon what I buy. But no, I mean, it's when when they say, and I never really paid much attention to it.
Speaker: But there really is an upcharge when you order your food off of like DoorDash or Uber Eats or something like that. They got to pay you. They got to pay the service charges. Yes. You're adding the middleman. Yes. Yeah, because I mean, I can go, for instance, I can go to Applebee's and get the same meal that I order every time, which is state.
Speaker: steamed broccoli and a baked potato. Uh, and it's like 10 bucks. But if I door dash it, I'm looking at about 26 and that's, you know, with like a $5 tip or whatever. Um, so, I mean, it's almost double what it is door dashing it compared to just driving my lazy ass the 10 minutes down to Applebee's. Yes. And that's why they charge you. They figure you're so lazy, you can't go and get it.
Speaker: then there you go. There's no prices for it. There you go. Sometimes it's not a lazy factor. Sometimes it's the fact that I woke up at 10 o 'clock and started drinking at 10, 15. And now it's six o 'clock and I'm hungry. Which means you need to cook. Well, I don't have any food now. That's so, I mean, I knew it was going to be delicious. I didn't say I didn't have money for food. You got money for that cookie. It's still lazy.
Speaker: I see you down there, Cam. You tell all your neighbors, we said, what's up? Tell your neighbors, I said, fuck you, bitches. Fuck Jesus. This is my street. I run these streets. King Kong ain't got shit on me. Oh, hell no. Oh, hell no. And that's the bottom line, because Stone's Cold Glick said so. You forgot to put your name in that one, didn't you? I forgot to put my phone.
Speaker: Yeah, no, so I don't typically I don't go to the grocery store if the kids aren't here. Um, so usually when the kids are home, well, not only that, but you know, the kids are here half the week anyways. Now, you know, right.
Speaker: for the most part. So when they, when they do go back over to their moms, I got leftovers. I may still have stuff that I bought that I didn't cook or whatever. So typically I do have food in the house, but when I get to the weekend that they're not here, I don't go to the grocery store. So, you know, I generally, you know, you know, date night. You've run out of food by that part. Date night with myself. Don't you leave lefty out of this, you son of a bitch.
Speaker: Maybe it's right in you. I don't know. Change it up. Sit on your hands for a walk, make it go numb, and then just straighten you. Sometimes I'm feeling dangerous, and I go with the righty. I want to step out and cheat. You know what I mean? Lefty don't look strange. Need some strange tonight. Check Lefty up underneath the pillow so it doesn't know what's going on. Don't look at this. You don't want to see this.
Speaker: Then I cry myself to sleep because I feel dirty.
Speaker: I started an early advanced phase. I masturbate and cry. And people only tune in for the crying. Can we have a little more masturbation and more crying please? Okay. You guys are oddly specific.
Speaker: I didn't realize I was Casey Case. I'm taking low distance dedications. But this cry goes out to Jefferson in Madison, Wisconsin. He says his dad didn't love him enough. And he just wants to say, fuck you, dad. That's the app we need to start, right there. We'll start the crying app. That's the crying app. That's the good news. This is very true. The pity party app. The pity party app.
Speaker: Yeah. A lot of people that I know that talk about using another hand and cheating on the first one. That's ridiculous. You're the stranger all the time. Calm down. That way you don't lose your coordination. I'm left -handed. It's always the stranger. The timing's off.
Speaker: The timing's all off. The rhythm is out of whack. I don't even know what the hell's going on around here. Unbelievable.
Speaker: If I was to, I wouldn't discuss if you fuck. You should do that, Glenn. Seriously, that'd be a nice little business venture. I saw on TikTok that you hired this guy just to deliver bad news. And he records it on TikTok. There you go. There's a reason why Chris works on it. And I got some bad news for you. Your wife has cheated on you. She likes it more. Sorry about that, Glenn. Oh, I've seen that guy.
Speaker: Bad News is his name. Yeah. That shit's fucking hilarious. Sorry about that, bud. Unbelievable. I've seen this guy. This guy's insane. He literally calls people up. Is this Bob? Yeah. Bob, this is John from John Breaks Bad News. The guy on the other phone's like, ah, shit. I got some bad news for you. I got a message for your wife. He's like... Unbelievable.
Speaker: He doesn't lie. Yeah, he does. Unbelievable. He does. Like, sorry about that, bud. There's a reason why my phone number's unlisted. Just say it. Oh, I'm pretty sure they give him the phone number to use. Way to break the illusion, Michael. Jesus. Oh, man. Pull the curtain back there, buddy. Yeah. I'm the ultimate green pill. All right. On a side note. Yeah.
Speaker: So speaking of beer, I bought new beer, obviously. It's podcast night. I bought another cold bag. When I got home, I had an empty, what I thought was an empty box in the refrigerator, went to pull it out and I found more beer. That's kind of the real for me.
Speaker: you know it's kind of like for you know for me it's kind of like the equivalent finding money in your pocket that you didn't know was there.
Speaker: I have a story how to tell this. It still has got me giggling. Because the other day I called Chris, we were talking on the phone, and he's driving through the beer store. He ordered me. Oh, yeah. And he's like, can I get the Budweiser selected? And I was like, yeah, he's fancy. The Budweiser selected. I knew I was connected to his Bluetooth, to his car. So I just screamed out, he's fancy.
Speaker: both girls in the drive -thru both went nothing. I'm talking to my buddy. He's a jacket. Then the other day order. I am now of the trailer clip. I can hear him go. I do. I do. I don't make this shit up. This is real.
Speaker: It was hilarious. It was real. You would, you would think that after 20... It seems like every time I called Chris... You would think that after 27 years of marriage, you two would, you know, Glick would have learned not to be on the phone while ordering shit. Well, I thought I, I thought I had muted, I thought I had muted my phone. And I ordered my beer. And this fucker in the back, in the background, ooh, you're fancy. He's fancy. He's like, what are you, some kind of fucking beer connoisseur?
Speaker: Most girls in the drive -thru were just like, I'm sorry, he's on the phone. When I drink my beer, I have my pinky up. When I drink my beer, my pinky's up. The next time, the next time he does it, I'm gonna be in the back going, help me, help me, I'm in the back.
Speaker: Yeah. Sometimes they'll ask if they want us to put it in the back for you. I'm like, no, the next time I'll be like, no, that's where the body, I mean, stuff is the back thing. I have a Hobbit tied up in back there.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. That's the last thing I need is to get pulled over by Newark PD because those guys are every single one of them already thinks they're all SWAT members and everything is, is, is that a hundred as it is like, I'm really sorry. I was late for the show today. I had a, I had a.
Speaker: I had a bumper -to -bumper inspection by the Police Department thanks to Jeff Papa. Yeah, Jeff Papa. Over here on the phone going, help me! I'm kidnapped! Get me! I searched that car for 20 minutes before I figured out it was coming out of the speaker.
Speaker: Well, if we've learned anything from Canadian police and watching serial killer documentaries, sometimes the cops are not the most brightest individuals in the world.
Speaker: And that's a huge shout out in this to you, Canada, because y 'all are some of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. No, no, no, no, no. It's not just them. It's not just the cops. Yeah, but they're the worst. Mike, have you seen the first episode of that Jeffrey Dahmer series? Anybody who knows anything about the Jeffrey Dahmer case already knows what happens or what happens. They probably walked in the guy's room. There's blood on the mattress. And they're like, is everything OK? And I'm like, no. There's a nice language to say. You guys remember the time you
Speaker: You had to remember the time period and being homosexual was a disease back then and nobody wanted to be around it because they thought if you were around it too long, you were gonna catch it. So that's - We started watching that shit. Yes, they did. Yeah, they did. Yes, they did. There was a huge stigma on homosexuality back in the day. When, what's his name, got AIDS from NWA. Or not N, baby.
Speaker: Yeah. First thing is how could I get AIDS? I can't have AIDS. I'm gay. I'm not gay. And the doctor's like, yeah, it doesn't work like that. Well, yeah, that was the other thing. You know, they blame homosexuals on AIDS too, back when they first started. They blamed AIDS on homosexuals. Yes. But there was a huge stigma back in the day where people thought if, you know, a lot of people felt that if they were around somebody that was gay, they were going to catch it like it was the cold. Yep.
Speaker: Well, it is what it is, man. I mean, unfortunately, it's the Cold War truth. Gentlemen, you want to hear stupid. I have, I have the King of Stupidies. We hear stupid every time you're on the podcast.
Speaker: I was watching TikTok the other day and this guy's going around like New York or LA, right? And he's asking people, he says, do you know what the Holocaust was? Everybody he asked was like, what's that? And I was like, are you serious? Including a lady that was older than we are. She had to be Tony's age. So she was like 65. Tony's a lot of people, right? He was born in 1835.
Speaker: It's a position to have your mother in and keep it up. He said, he literally. My mom's dead, man. Jesus. I feel you much. Hello, Tony.
Speaker: Tony prefers his women cold and stiff. I like my women how I like my ice cream bars cold and stiff. This guy does a series on TikTok where he asks people the most mundane questions like, what was the Holocaust or who did the Nazis, who were the Nazis against? And people are like, I don't know. Why the Nazis got to be in it? Because it was World War II.
Speaker: That's because they haven't caught anybody at all in many many years. That's why.
Speaker: Germany, Russia, and I'm like, it's the fucking United States just upside down. Calm down. Derp landia. It was bad. It makes you feel smart watching it. So I watched it six times. Gentlemen, who has seen the movie, Idiocracy? I love it. You know that movie. Really? Talk about prophecies or, you know,
Speaker: you know, who who who is the guy? No, Tridamus. That motherfucker was more correct than that. That motherfucking movie was so on point with the future we're headed into. No, I believe that. No, seriously. I mean, what do we need is what Nostradamus is like 80 % for president. Hey, I'm I'm down for Terry Crew as president, man. It'd be awesome. Nobody'd fuck with us. Just have that dude come out shirtless like Terry Crews. Yeah.
Speaker: He's also like 90. How old is Terry Crew? He's old as shit. Yes, he is. I was kind of surprised at how old he was when I think he was 50, maybe 60. Yeah, and he still looks like he's 25. Black don't crack, man. Look at Tony D. Tony D's almost 200 years old. He looks like he's about 90.
Speaker: I see that video. Are you sure you're not a vampire Tony? Uh no, but you watch you watch that interocracy. Holy crap. It's it's that movie really makes it is. I was going to watch it. I was going to watch it. It's on. I think it's on prime video right now. I was looking at it.
Speaker: It's worth it. But somebody told me to go get in to watch Peaky Blinders. So I've been watching Peaky Blinders. Tell me it's not worth it. It's worth it. It's worth it, Michael, isn't it? Damn it. So shut up.
Speaker: I still haven't started watching it. I actually restarted. I actually restarted watching. What are you talking about? Maybe I need to put some razor blades in them. Right? I got the hat. Tom Shelby grabs the hat, fucking whips that dude with it, man. That's fucked up. I was like, no shit. All right. Next thing you know, Mike's got a sewing needle thread. What are you doing?
Speaker: no hold on you're seen no i think we just got rid of one i think we just got rid of spaniel i think we just got rid of and yeah he plays a good bad guy oh he's a badass bad guy i love to hate that dude he's so good i i have to sit down and watch the new season i haven't gotten to yet but uh
Speaker: waiting, waiting to see Greg.
Speaker: Tom Hardy is you will find a 100 % new respect for Tom Hardy watching. I'm really hoping that he's, I really hope he's like something like that. And when I didn't see him in the first episode, I'm like, fuck, he's going to be a cop.
Speaker: You know what? I hate these motherfuckers. Now they're going to talk about how they sent them my order. They picked it up and it's on the way, which means they hadn't gotten payment in time. Somebody going to try and make me pay double. See, I'm about to go, boy. Leave your mic on. Don't mess with me. Leave your mic on. No, Tom Hardy does not play a cop. I will give you that spoiler, but he is fucking awesome.
Speaker: He plays that role so well. He killed that picky blondes. I ain't going to lie. That's a classic shit. That's fucking amazing. But yeah, when you get to the timeline, I love that fucking... All the clothes and all that shit. Oh my god. Those boys look good. Walking around with a fucking... They do. Oh man, that's badass. What about snow? No. No cocaine. No cocaine. What's up, killer? No sports. No fucking sucking pickle. No fucking fighting cars. Get out of my way.
Speaker: What do you say about snow? It didn't play all the way. You clicked it too many times when I caught it.
Speaker: In pasta, I'm just a middle class worker from Toronto, in spite of how I sound. I'm single, I'm black and I'm bigger than Molly and Jimmy and yellow man, but I'm not in mulatto. My work is watered down. Get me on the radio, think I could not be blacker. But on my beauty, oh you see, I'm really a cracker. Pretending I was a racist since I was in jammies. I should paint my face and start bedding out.
Speaker: Have you ever thought about Jim Carrey being a set out to all the candidates when he bit himself? I can't have one one.
Speaker: That's true. That's a damn shame. What'd you say about it? You said snow. That's a damn shame. You said snow. I think that's what you wanted. I figured you wanted to go see the snow. You know better. You know better. That's what you wanted, man. I don't know. I thought you were making a request over here. You know.
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Speaker: It's okay, because you'll fuck up again, because you're a fuck up. I did say what's up to him. No, Mike, when you get the chance, watch Idiocracy. You're over here by going through mail and talking about Apple products. I'm going through mail and trying to get food. I've got a taste for Chinese food. We need to get the show back on.
Speaker: We're a little off here. I got changed for a while. We don't, the first hour, we just pull the e -brake all the time. Yeah. Something.
Speaker: I got ghost stories for you guys in the second hour. Excellent. Excellent. This is the season, ladies and gentlemen. It's the season we are in. It's Wednesday. And we've already been in the creepy season. We've been in creepy season since August. Yeah. I know. But we're wrapping up the creepy season deep dives with ghost stories. This is Disa Whitsley with Halloween costumes. Who's got one?
Speaker: I have, I had, I started, I started my Halloween tradition every Halloween. I read, uh, and, uh, and, and something for, uh, from Edgar Allen Poe. Did you say you read black? You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd.
Speaker: The dorkiest shit ever. No, I didn't say fuck you. By Halloween tradition, I read books. Fucking nerd. That's why I put the song. I see you're getting a wedgie and a noogie. You're getting a wedgie, a noogie, and a what, Willie? You're getting the trifecta.
Speaker: Look, I'm telling you. And by the way. What a fucking nerd. What a fucking dork. I don't care. Spoiler alert. Read the book. It's scary as shit. Spoiler alert. They make speculative movies. I'm just saying. Oh, I know. I know. None of them are like the book, but. I get that, but. Yeah, I started my Halloween tradition. It's 2022. What are you doing? I started my Halloween tradition, too. I watch scary movies. I watch scary movies, too. I got to read.
Speaker: It's the first time for me to get my Stephen King collection out, boys. You're glitching, Chris. I do. Yeah, that's a good thing. Everybody's been glitching all night. I actually need to get out my decorations. I'm going to start. I like American Werewolf in London. That's a good movie. I like watching that movie. I've never seen that movie, to be honest. Check it out.
Speaker: I heard it was great back in the day when it came out. It's a great movie. Jeff would love it. There's like some titties in it, but she'll love it. She'll love it. I see. No, but the problem why I haven't watched older movies is, is the, obviously the CGI is not going to be good as a puppetry or whatever. You said leave the mic on, so leave in the mic on y 'all. Oh, here we go.
Speaker: Here's our entertainment for tonight, boys. You know what I kind of, you know, what, how I feel about modern.
Speaker: modern horror movies, it's most of them aren't that good. And the story isn't that strong. Yeah, but like that remake with the mummy watchers the other day, that I was like, dude, that was fucked up. That mummy with Tom Cruise in it, that was terrible. That was a big piece of shit. That was a piece of shit without seeing it. You know,
Speaker: Oh, that Dracula, that retelling of Dracula wasn't that great either. Maybe it's not even, maybe it's the fact that you just watch terrible movies in general, Mike. And it's not the horror genres that's bad. It's just that your taste of movies is bad. You're still watching. I don't know about that. 1927 Dracula. I like that movie. That movie's good. What did they charge you, Tony? Did they charge you? I didn't hear a point. It's $175. The payment went through. They just did it early.
Speaker: I like the Arm and Hammer Dracula movies, too. Those are fun with Christopher Lee. Oh, Army Hammer. Oh, Jesus Christ. I thought you said Arm and Hammer. That's what I thought he said. I was like, so you talk about the cleaning product? Should I get my first piece of spell out? You know, elephants masturbate by slapping their penises on their stomach until they ejaculate.
Speaker: And now you do. You're welcome. You spend way too much time in the zoo, by the way. Hello, interweb. Well, you know, when a blue whale... I hate that guy so much. His semen produces, what is it? 87 gallons worth of semen? That's why the ocean's so salty.
Speaker: I'm not buying that. Enjoy your meal Tony. What was that? What was that? The blue whale. It's like a shit tongue. Funny thing is, the sperm whale has a penis the size of Jeff. Think about that.
Speaker: Well, I have a retort for my height, gentlemen. When it comes to my height, when they were handing out greatness, they said you can get greatness. And I took greatness. Oh, sorry. You got the wrong line. You need to send your greatness back because it's broken. It's broken. Which is like $1 ,000 in the US. Calm down.
Speaker: I beg the different, I'm talking about dollars, sir. Ooh, that does look nice to me. Daddy? What? Well, they're giving us all $1 ,000, and it's going to be nothing for you then. The elephant, the elephant fact was a friend of mine who just sent me that. It's on Snapchat, by the way. Why is there anything men need to share most of each other is my question. Kevin just brought me a simple thing. Chris, are you going to watch a new Santa Claus movie?
Speaker: the guy from Stranger Things Hopper as a bad guy Santa Claus. It's a horror. It's a horror horror version of Santa Claus. I think I may have already seen it. I think it's an order. No, it the trailer just came out.
Speaker: Let me see it. No, it's not half a series. There's a bunch of horror movies where they combine Christmas and Halloween. I've seen most of them. Goldberg did one. Really? Yeah. Yeah, Goldberg from wrestling did one. He was desperate for the money he had to be. I was going to say. I haven't seen him. I don't think Goldberg's ever been desperate for money. Me neither until he did a horror Christmas movie.
Speaker: Maybe he just wanted to do a movie. It was actually not a bad movie. Well, I think when it comes to wrestlers, you know, you, you, you get your start with a bad movie. And they're like, if he can do this, we'll just give it to him. If he can do this, then we'll give him something better. The Rock did freaking mummy too.
Speaker: Yeah, but the Rock's cares. Yeah, but that's skyrocketed his career. Yeah, exactly. And his career, but the Scorpion King, he was terrible in that movie. His career so that he can make the same movie 45 times.
Speaker: Which one? Yeah, all of them. Here's the thing. Chris has a theory that if you see, Oh, is it a new rock movie? Oh, is this one got Kevin Hart in it? Oh, it's a rock. Kevin Hart movie. Seen this one 20 times. Oh, it's just a rock. Oh my gosh. What's happening? Is there some kind of natural disaster? You keep complaining. He's still going to the bank.
Speaker: I'm not complaining, I'm just saying. I agree with you, Tony. I agree with you, Tony, but I also agree with Chris. Where I agree with... Where I agree with... I'm sorry, Jeff. I've read all over you. Go ahead. No, go ahead. I was just saying, I agree with Chris on that one because that Tower movie, that movie... Oh, that was him and... Which one?
Speaker: It's called, it's good, it's a towering inferno. It's a remake. No, you're talking about skyscraper. Skyscraper, yes. It's basically towering inferno. And then, and then, and then, and then San Andreas, you watch both of those movies back to back, you're watching it. People love those movies though. People love those movies. Well, I mean, towering inferno, well, skyscraper is basically a remake of towering inferno, which is, I want to say. 70s. It's the 70s, but it's redford, isn't it? O .J. Simpson.
Speaker: No, it's not Redford. It's Newman. Paul Newman. No. Who is it? Towering Inferno with Steve McQueen. Thank you. I knew it was one of those guys. But yeah, I mean, Towering Inferno was an amazing movie. Skyscraper.
Speaker: You guys want to talk about anything else that nobody's given a rat's ass over? You guys want to discuss the OJ trial? Fuck yeah! I'm telling you, watch the documentary. Watch that miniseries. He did it. Why is that not a movie yet? There was a movie.
Speaker: Cuba. Cuba Gooding Jr. as, as O .J. Sanchez. Radio was awesome. But another one that's like The Rock and Vin Diesel, he's the only one that I know that's able to make 30 movies about the same thing and, and keeps making, you know, he hasn't made a good movie. I did enjoy the rundown. I like rundown though.
Speaker: I'm not saying I don't like all the rocks movie. I don't like all of his movies, but I'm saying like once you've seen one rock movie. You've seen his movies. Oh, I'm the wrong though. I am a big jacked up meathead. I'm going to beat everybody up. We get it. You even beat up a giant fucking alligator and a giant fucking bird beat up an earthquake. Good job. I'm an earthquake.
Speaker: So basically what you're saying is you want to be the rock
Speaker: Yeah. I don't want to be the rock. I'm better than the rock. I'm going to do it in real life. I'm not going to do it in a movie. I'm going to do it in real life. Not a CGI -created creature. I'm going to do it in real life. I never said I was going to fight an alligator either. We have all the elements of a Jumanji film right here.
Speaker: who thinks he's the rock and then you got Jeff who's a weird character. Why do I gotta be Kevin Hart? Who's allergic to cake. I don't like cake so I'm okay with that. Mike's Jack Black's character. A female trapped in a man's body. I love it. How do you pee again? I like that. Thank you. Come look at my penis.
Speaker: Anyways, I'm going to break. It does sound like Mike. Hey, guys, look at my penis. I mean, yeah. Yeah. I'm wondering if I ever said that. I'm going to break. We'll be back after a little ditty from our friends in Poland.
Speaker: Go ahead and check them out on all social media. Blend 614, they're a local band out of Columbus. And then if you're in the Columbus area and you don't have anything to do, October 21st, they are at Ace of Cups bar, downtown Columbus. Go check them out. Go show them some love on social media. And if you're in the area, go check them out live. It'll be worth the show. We'll be back here in just a few minutes. That's a good bar.
Speaker: Will I survive another night's sleep? Feel that sunshine won't shine down on me. It's a hard life, but I'll make it easy. And in time, I hope we don't mind just exactly what we need. We need those good vibes, so as easy as we ought to wait a little,
Speaker: Give me those good vibes, good times and good friends Yeah, won't you give me those good vibes, good times and good friends I don't want this not to end, what a long way
Speaker: Well I'm here to say that there's only one thing you need to get by. So give me some of yours.
Speaker: life as you hear what you hear in those good times, good times of friends.
Speaker: Yeah, buddy. That's our friend's blend with good vibes. It's good tune, man. I like it. Pretty good. Pretty good. Like I said, check it out on all social media and all that stuff at Blend 614. Show some love. Let them know we sent you. Good guys. Hopefully, I'll get to catch them again sometime soon. I gotta look at my schedule and see what it's... That was pretty good for us.
Speaker: Like I said, they're gonna be an ace of cups on the 21st of this month. So I gotta look and see if the kids are here or not. If the kids aren't here, I may check out the Columbus and see the guys.
Speaker: Uh, see if I can hang out with him a little bit, chit chat with him some more, but, uh, asa cups is a pretty cool little bar. Actually, I went there for the first time ever when I seen black top Mojo. And, uh, you know, I'm a huge fan of the, uh, hole in the wall type bars. I really enjoy them. Uh, that's kind of my, my go -to. I'm too old for the club scene and stuff like that because, uh, these young knuckleheads out here thinking they want to fucking fight everybody and their brother and, uh, not realizing that.
Speaker: coming after the old dog's gonna get them killed. Well, it's also nice to, you know, to actually sit down someplace where if you go to a club, you're basically standing all night.
Speaker: Yeah, and I don't mind standing there. It is what it is. I'm not that old yet. I just like the hole in the wall. See you all. I just like the hole in the wall type bars because it's a chill environment. It's a cool atmosphere. Everybody's usually pretty calm. I went and seen Rum Spring last weekend, and it was at a little bar. And everybody in there was super cool. You know? But.
Speaker: Would that be a set? Welcome back to the show, everybody. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the anarchy of the first hour. I'm Glick. Of course, you know that. We got Tony D. in the building. We got Jeffrey in the building, himself in the building. Michael's here.
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Speaker: What's going on, Gemma? What's going on, Array of Sunshine? We see the rain coming in. Welcome from the Mental Health Hour, friends of the show with Tim and Gemma. How y 'all doing? Welcome, welcome. But before we get too crazy and we get too far into it, yes, I know, Tony, before you start laughing at it.
Speaker: are you ready to dive in to the unexplained the unknown the unsolved look at the truth behind some of our strangest mysteries it's time
Speaker: That was the scariest one. The last one, the scariest one. I didn't mean to like cut you off, Tony. So I apologize for that. Gemma, good to see you. Ray, good to see you. Click. Boy, you appreciate yourself. Look, man, I would like to say that I'm ashamed of myself. I know it's not great. I know it's not good. I'm still working on it, but at the end of the day,
Speaker: You know, when you're the only one that does anything for the podcast, what are you going to do? It works. I can make an intro for you if you like, up to you. Or when you do 99 % of the work for the podcast. Whatever you want to call it. Either way, it is October. We are into the grand finale of spooky season. And Tony's going to love this one.
Speaker: because I really got Tony with the urban legends. I got him with the cryptids. And I know he doesn't like this stuff. Not that he doesn't like this stuff. He just won't go adventure with me. But now, gentlemen, are you ready for ghosts and haunted houses? Why not? Absolutely. Bring it on. And as per the norm,
Speaker: Since it's the first one of the month, I figured, let's get a little close to home, shall we? And maybe you have four stories. I have four stories, kind of short stories, little brief little stories from Cancun, Georgia, Iowa, and in my backyard.
Speaker: Oh shit. We're gonna go ahead and start. Yeah, we're gonna go. Shut up. Lucky I'll let you out of your cage to do this show. We're gonna start in Jeffrey's backyard. And Jeff, I'm gonna be kind of disappointed if you don't know about this, considering
Speaker: I've been here 20 years. You've been down there 20 years. You worked in the tourist industry and you worked in the hotel zone. That being said, we have the witch of the hotel zone and the haunted house of Cancun.
Speaker: Uh -huh. Oh, he knows. He knows. I know about the winch. I will help you. That is the big dove, Tim. Yes, Tim Conrad. That is me. It is I. Why is Sirius XM calling me? He needs to make a payment. Oh, OK. I don't have to make payments. Anyways, there was a house for a little lead. Oh, he wants to be. Are you coming back? Yeah, my back was going to show up too, so go ahead. Back of dinner.
Speaker: It's like inside that one and two breakfasts thing from Lord of the Rings. Nerds. Let's get it together. Focus, gentlemen. Focus, focus. There was a house in the middle of the hotel. Shut up, Michael. Until about last year, around this time last year, the house was there.
Speaker: It was known as the House of Witches of Cancun by the young people who live, study, and work in the tourist area. However, until now, that has been demolished, horror stories are beginning to emerge about this place. Tim Conrad was good. So the house was located in the heart of the hotel zone. And Jeff, when I get done, I want you to kind of
Speaker: Give us a little bit more of a background on the hotel as far as how big it is. Just a real quick brief. You don't have to go into four hour detail. You're the famous whereabouts of, and Jeff, again, you're going to know these places. And if I butcher them, you can correct me. Pepe's Tigray? Tigray's. Tigray's? It's Tigray's. Pepe's Tigray's. Pepe's Tigray's. I don't know what it means.
Speaker: was a house that remained abandoned for many years after the ravages of Hurricane Wilma. The place was closed and until, well, this is a story from last year. So until last year, it was in ruins thanks to the vandalism, apparently rituals that were consummated in this place.
Speaker: And one of the narrations, a young woman said that between curiosity, she sometimes went with a couple of friends in the place because it was a day and they had made a challenge. They settled in the place that was, this is written very badly, by the way. It's probably translated by 14 different people. Yeah. It was in rubble and they found a staircase. They climbed and they were, and the surprise they found was unpleasant.
Speaker: Inside what they mentioned they had seen were dolls made of cloth with faces of photographs and buried needles. The girl quoted, I think there was voodoo in that place. There were also spots like blood all in the top where the girls left as soon as possible in the place where supposedly practiced witchcraft. Days later, they would return with a wider group of friends where they would
Speaker: where there would be men who were curious because of what they had told them. They wanted to see in the place where there's nothing in the place, there was nothing. I'm going to try to dramatically fix it while you're working on it. For a while they stayed in and took pictures and videos and the stories for their social media networks without realizing they won the afternoon.
Speaker: And the light went down. When they were leaving, they were all at the bottom. They heard footsteps of people in the place and a female voice that did not, they did not understand what they were saying, but they did not stay to find out. The young woman who claims it was a witch appeared at the scene since no one could have entered without any one of her eight friends being aware. So they're saying that it was a ghost already in the building. Right. It was old girl for Suicide Squad. Go ahead. Oh, and yeah, Enchantress.
Speaker: She was kind of hot. Yeah, she was. As in transfers, not as her normal self. I agree. 100%. I think I have a weird cough fetish. The house is located, I'm not even going to butcher those names. Coca -con Boulevard. Yeah.
Speaker: Yup, exactly. Cuckoo Camp Boulevard is the most street that the hotel zone is on. The hotel zone, for a quick, just 30 seconds, it's 28 kilometers from end to end and it's one street. That's the entire hotel zone and it makes a giant
Speaker: kind of like a backroom sea or horseshoe is what the hotel zone is and you're either on the lagoon side or the the hotel side or the the ocean side and so technically the hotel zone is an island but where where this house is is right across the street from one of the most popular beaches for locals to go it's actually uh
Speaker: Brian would know exactly where it is. It's right across the street from the beach called, I think it's Flamingos. But - I think I heard you guys. I think I heard you guys. What can you say? What can you tell us about this house? Or what have you heard - Honestly, being - Hold on one second, Kevin. I've gone past that. If you're going to work every day in the hotel zone, you pass this place
Speaker: twice a day, you know. It's, and you walk by it every day. Yeah, two in front of every day, exactly. It is, I think it's at kilometer six, so it's early on in the hotel zone, where everybody goes to party is kilometer nine. So it's not far from where everybody hangs up. And a lot of people walk past it on the way back to the hotel,
Speaker: you know, cause they, they, they actually, there's a bus stop right there on that street. So like you could be standing in front of it for 15 minutes every day to catch a bus, to get to, uh, further up the hotel zone as opposed to. But that's going to be something more known for locals. I mean, you know, tourists are going to look like that. The house in question, the house in question is,
Speaker: When I say Kukla Khan Boulevard is one street, it has a bunch of horseshoe streets off of it that are like one house deep.
Speaker: Does it look on it? Is there stuff outside? You could drive by it. The thing is though, every time you went by it. You know what? For the first 15 years, I didn't know anything about it. I only found out about five years ago. Did you ever go in it and do crap? I've never seen it. I've never. Because the pictures I've seen it look like crap. When you drive by it, you wouldn't see it was there. You actually have to take that.
Speaker: Oh, so it's kind of in the cut a little bit. Yeah, it's in a little bit of cut. So, and it's, I think it's like three houses down for pet -based. And pet -based, you can see pet -based from a mile away because they literally have bars on everything and it says pet -based tigers real big. And there hasn't been tigers in there for 20 years.
Speaker: But the guy that owns that place, Tiger, yeah. Well, he used to have a zoo very much like Tiger King kind of thing. Oh, he was a Mexican Tiger King. Yeah, basically. And it got shut down. What are you getting hungry there, Tony? Did you leave any food left? Is that your second dinner? No, this is the first one. Oh.
Speaker: But it's like I said, you could be standing in front of the house not know because that area, especially Pepe's Tigers, it's not the guy that owns the building that Pepe's Tigers does not want to sell it. Chris, technician was good. People been trying to buy it for years because it's like the perfect property for a hotel. And the house in question is literally right next to it like one or two houses down and Pepe's Tigers is so
Speaker: abandoned looking that you don't notice the other house. Ooh, I feel I'm getting tired. Yeah. But I have heard the story a couple of times. That was my first meal of the day, so I'm sorry. I have yet to eat today. I was actually in my Jurassic Park mode. Hibernation. Extinction. Yeah, what? My muscle wrapped up.
Speaker: Hell of a story. So y 'all got a haunted hotel in one of the biggest resort cities of the day. It's a house. It's a house. But there are houses. For instance, Sly Stallone and Madonna own a house. Not together, obviously. They own houses in the hotels. There are several condos and houses you can buy. And those houses go for a minimum of a million plus. I believe you. Oh, shit. I forgot about chicken on a stick.
Speaker: What up, Chris? Jesus. Yeah, anyways. So I don't know. I think that I've been there, and I knew about it. I would definitely be in that motherfucker real quick. Well, the funny thing is, you mentioned pet -based tigers. I would have never guessed it was there. I thought it was farther up than it goes up. Because once you get up to like kilometer 20, it starts getting empty. And there's like one building. And it gets more scattered.
Speaker: most buses don't go past glommer 22 because it's it's just yeah we'll go ahead and bring it back to the states here yeah going ahead and venture on up to iowa oh shit and the city of of claryon and this is just a real quick just just just just a real quick hit and run story
Speaker: But there's a legend about this old house in Clarion and they say, if you go into the house and the picture of this house, it looks like literally a rundown farmhouse straight out of a horror movie. Nice. No, no, no. No, it's it's like right out of Texas Chainsaw Massacre or any other Iowa. It was city.
Speaker: Clarion. We never heard it. We never heard of this city and nobody goes to this state. I expect that keep going. Mike's there.
Speaker: Yeah, Mike's there. I'm looking at it right now. We're going to send Mike a picture of the house that they showed. Like I said, it looks like something straight out of a horror movie that evolves in some podunk ass middle of nowhere town. Basically, as Tony says, I'm keeping my eyes on the highway. I'm not taking. You got to turn your brightness down on your phone. Turn your brightness down on your phone. Yeah.
Speaker: Now we're going to her reflection. Oh, yeah. No, no, that's not the house. That is coming up. That is coming up because that is a really famous house. That is actually the Valeska axe murder house. Never heard of it. It's like a super famous story. It's literally right next door. OK, I'm sorry. That was 13 of Iowa's most
Speaker: Yeah, that's a super famous story. And I don't know if I'm going to do it in the ghost section or the next deep dive. I'm probably going to do something a little bit, something else, which that one could fall into play. But anyways, so the house, it's kind of an old rundown farmhouse. Um, but the legend says that if you go into the house, you walk upstairs and you take one of the old family photos home with you, you go up there.
Speaker: you know, you're touring around, you're adventuring around, you go into the house because there's a ton of things still left over from the previous family or the owners or the original owners or whatever and you grab one of the old family photos and you take it home and you sleep with it that when you wake up in the morning, the photo will be gone but when you go back to the house that next day, the photo will be back in the house
Speaker: on the floor where you found it. Do it, Mike. But there will be hold on. I'm going up how far away it is. But wasn't what wasn't in the picture before that is now in the picture. There will be a dark figure in that picture. And that figures name is George.
Speaker: before you guys get on before you guys be well before you guys get on some kind of crazy ass tirade and lose your fucking minds you know what's coming because you would have said it no I know I researched the fuck out of this and I cannot find anything out about the family or who George is or anything like that this is just one of those ghost stories so every town has
Speaker: It's probably a name that was given to him by the kids when they started the story. So three hours away. The figure's name is George, and he will haunt you after you touch the photograph. They say that if you let George touch you... You're gonna have a good time. ...that have been touched by a man named George, and they're both on the bottom of the screen. It happened at Boy Scout camp. His name was Bill.
Speaker: But if you, if they say, it was Bill, he was my Boy Scout leader. I trusted him. He said it was our secret and he loved me. But they say that if George will haunt you and that if he touches you, he will take apart your soul. Do it, Mike. And again, like I said, I got a question. I got a question. Who's taking a picture of sleeping with it?
Speaker: That's what I was about to say. I was like, who's what dumbass? What dumbass? And the picture's gone. And then there's a dark figure in the middle of this. Why the fuck you go back? That's just a legend. It's the same thing as literally. And I'm not even going to do these stories because every state has this ghost story. Every state has ghost stories. Yes.
Speaker: every, not this one, but every state has one of two stories, if not both of them, a crybaby bridge, right, where the story goes
Speaker: Back in the late 1800s, a mother was single mother whose husband left her for another woman, went to a bridge and threw her baby over the bridge and then killed herself. And if you go there at night, you can hear the babies crying and you'll see the ghostly apparition of the mother on the bridge. And some instances, she'll try to kill you, she'll try to get you, she chases you on the bridge, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker: Also the second story that you hear in almost every goddamn state, and it's probably most popular in Texas, I think Texas has one that's really popular. I know there's at least three of them here in Ohio, myself personally, that if there's certain railroad tracks that once upon a time in the 1900, the early 1900s, there was a school bus full of kids,
Speaker: And the bus stalled on the tracks and the train was coming and the train hit the bus and hit all the, and all the kids died. But if you go and you put your car in neutral and you sit on the railroad tracks and you turn your lights off, your car will, will be pushed off the tracks. And then when you go back and look at it, if you sprinkle baby powder or whatever, or baking soda, or if you don't, and it's just a cool night and there's a little bit of light do on your, on your car.
Speaker: that on the back of your trunk, there'll be a whole bunch of child size handprints where they pushed your car off the track. Unbelievable. So again, two stories I'm staying away from. I'm also staying away from every state has this story as well. When the railroads were first coming around and first becoming popular, you hear the story of the ghostly lantern about the train conductor who lost his head, whether it was a head on collision with the trains or he was trying to fix something and the train moved and cut his head off.
Speaker: or something happened where the train conductor lost his head. Or the same with the people, the builders that were making the railroads. They had some kind of bad accident. The Chinese slaves that we don't talk about, those. Every state has one. I went to the crybaby bridge in South Carolina when I lived there.
Speaker: So yeah, we've got 15 crybaby bridges in Ohio. Right? Yeah, but most of them are inert because, you know, meth heads. Well, no, they're really crying at the bridges. That's a real ghost or anything. Those aren't apparitions. Those are just meth heads, yes.
Speaker: They look like it's that that is that is the that is the quick little quick little hit and run in Iowa. I just yeah what would possess you to be like let's take this photo.
Speaker: I doubt that. I'm assuming when you say sleep with it is like put it on your bedside table or something. Yeah, put it on your bedside table, put it on your bed beside you, put it on your pillow, whatever the case may be. Whether or not it's a real ghost story or not, it's something that started with probably the local kids because it was an old abandoned, run down creepy farmhouse and there were pictures in it and it was a story that
Speaker: started and now that's, you know, every town.
Speaker: in every state. Every town in every state has a story. Yeah, I gotta go. I'll be back. Don't go to old man creepy McCreeper pants' house because he's the devil, you know? Right. So, you know, every town. Yeah, man. All I've done is Tony D. But let's venture into Tony's neck of the woods.
Speaker: Yes. Georgia. Tony, you're getting your car keys ready because you're sending you on a trip, boy. Yes. And we are in Georgia and Yes, one of the top stories I found. What's up? Go Hawk is the black guy. Go Hawk. November and I and I and I'm not going to dive into the. Hey, boys.
Speaker: And where are the white women at? Just once. Just once. Just once. Never gonna happen. How many episodes? 178 episodes? You haven't learned this fact. Just once. You call me slow.
Speaker: Anyhoo, anyhoo. I'm not gonna do the obvious for Tony D and do the place that he's obsessed with and I'm not gonna do like linear. Because yes, there are ghost stories, I'll plenty. Instead, we're gonna head off to Midgetville.
Speaker: I know it's Bill. It doesn't say, is it Millageville? M -I -L -L -E -D -G -E? Yeah. Millageville? Okay. You said Millageville. You fucking live there. Dude, I lived in Ohio most of my life, and there's cities here that I still don't know the fucking names of. I got a homeboy from college. You guys in that city? You're going to talk about that asylum, aren't you?
Speaker: Central State Hospital. Yep, go for it. Get your keys ready, Tony. If you've seen the amazing, terrifying second season of American Horror Story, you already know how this story goes about Central State Hospital. We're the white women in.
Speaker: That's not how it goes. It is a old mental institution located in Milledgeville. Is that what you said? Milledge. M -I -L -L -E -D -G -E. You don't have to spell it again. I just wanted to make sure I was pronouncing it. That's why words are hard.
Speaker: Spelling Bee? You're still going to lose to the Indian kid. I'm cold ass man with people looking at you. You're going to lose to the Indian kid? You're going to lose to the Indian kid? You're going to lose to the Indian kid?
Speaker: It's in Georgia. The Central State Hospital still stands to this day and it remains the largest mental health institution in the United States. There were up to 25 ,000 patients buried on the 2 ,000 acre site.
Speaker: It's like people were dying.
Speaker: As I was saying, 45 ,000 patients buried on the 2 ,000 acre site, which officially opened in 1842 as the Georgia Lunatic Asylum. Five years after Georgia lawmakers authorized a lunatic idiot and epileptic asylum. Known simply as Milledfield to many Georgians,
Speaker: The site is haunted by memories of the patients who are said to have been mistreated there. In fact, according to the 1960 Pulitzer winning article by Jack Nelson, in the Atlanta Journal Constitution, thousands of patients were served by only 48 doctors. None of which, plot twist, none of which
Speaker: We're certified psychiatrists. Yeah, that's not good at all. That's not good at all. And an even more disturbing tidbit about Central State Hospital is that some of the doctors that were hired were actually hired out of the mental asylum itself. Hence the phrase, the inmates running the asylum. Yes. Mm -hmm. Mike's running a new job.
Speaker: And again, much like any asylum from the 1800s or psychiatric crazy house, whatever, the patients were treated miserably. They were strapped to beds, beaten, sexually abused,
Speaker: You know, you know, in those early days, a lot of quote unquote psychiatric treatment was just clearly like, I think this will work. Let me jam a needle into their **** brain. That'll fix them. I'm not going to kill you. I got an idea. Really bad.
Speaker: Are there ghosts? If you believe in ghosts, absolutely. Are they tortured souls that may or may not want revenge? Ghoul spirit specters, yes. Tony D. Tony D, get your GoPro. You know where it's at. I know where it's at, yeah, I know where the city is. Get text porn, Shaggy!
Speaker: When I met him back in 91, he told me about the hospital. I didn't know anything about it. Quite frankly, with that story right there, of course, he goes to fry chicken. Good. You suck. You're not the champ.
Speaker: How far away is that from you? About an hour, hour and a half. It's a small city, but it is its own city. They got their own college out there, one of them.
Speaker: Pretty much one of the major colleges in the state is in this city, but my homework for college, he told me about it. What he told me about it, the first place I thought of was Bellevue in New York. How do you talk about it? Those people were crazy. Yeah, right. I put along the same guidelines as that one. He told me, yeah, whatever. I came here. I've actually been to that city a couple of times. Went up there to go holler at him one time for his birthday. The city's not that bad. They got a college there with his kids and everything all around him. It was a small town, but I was familiar with that.
Speaker: I don't play with no place where you've got people buried on the ground. I was mistreated. I'm moving. Well, see, what I'm trying to figure out is how you're going to have 12 ,000 square foot, but have over 2 ,000 square foot, but have over 2 ,000 bodies. Oh, it's 12 ,000 square foot. Okay.
Speaker: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Were you listening, Michael? It's over 25 ,000, over 25 ,000 bodies were buried in a 2 ,000 -acre plot. 25 ,000. 25 ,000. 25 ,000 bodies on a 2 ,000 -acre plot. Yeah. It's like four an acre. Yeah, that means that they're burying them on top of each other, right?
Speaker: No. They have 2 ,000 acres? No. Do you know how big 2 ,000 acres is? A lot. It's huge. Yeah. Pretty much they look like they look like they look like how the grave sites looked in New York during COVID when they were showing the scenes of it. Oh, you got to bring up COVID. We're talking about ghosts and shit. We just got demonetized. Good job, Tony, with the deep shit. No. First of all, y 'all watch Jeffree Dom. I'm not watching that show.
Speaker: I'm not watching it either. Most rural schools are like two acres. When they told me that dude was going to sleep with dead bodies and then going to sex with him, I'm like, nah, I'm not watching this shit. Y 'all kiss mine. I watched blonde instead. So a lot of times, just to put this in perspective, for 2 ,000 acres, a lot of times your housing developments
Speaker: especially the older housing develops, not so much anymore because they literally put people on top of people in these houses. But your older housing developments, each plot was about an acre of land. They roughly had about an acre of land per plot when they built a house back in the day. So go ahead. If you can envision a housing development, what that looks like per house,
Speaker: imagine 2000 which I mean depending upon how big how big the the housing development is you can very easily once you factor in streets and roads and retaining ponds and this that and the other thing you very easily have over 2008 trapped up so it is it is a massive plot of land I
Speaker: Again, I don't know. They could have bodies stamped on top of each other. I mean, you know, in Charleston. I don't think so. That body count, and I actually have a just under ichor right now. They could. How many bodies do you have buried in your backyard? I haven't put any back here yet. Okay, yeah. Okay, so... How many mochi cheese are buried back there, Jeffrey Dahmer, Tony G?
Speaker: Okay, so I I have I have in two football fields gentlemen is 75 % of a football field is one acre Okay You just did that man and you could have simply just fucking googled how much I did how big is 2008 Google it for somebody else to give you answer, but you try to figure it out himself How many football fields in an acre
Speaker: No, but as great reference, everybody knows how long the football field is. Yes, a hundred yards. So 75 % of the football field. So you've got 2003 quarters of a football field.
Speaker: Yeah, pretty much. Wow. Good reference. My reference was a hell of a lot better. And I didn't have to Google it. Is that in kilometers? Is that in millimeters or centimeters? Anyways, no, but like I said, any old ass asylum
Speaker: Any old ass, you know, I used to work at one. When I, when I, the very first time I worked at OSU, when I worked for the med center, I worked at the old Warren G. Harding hospital, which was, you know, it was a, not Warren G. Harding, that was the president. It was Warren G's. It was a clear black moon. It took my chains. They took my holding.
Speaker: anyways no dr. Harding was was president hardin's brother and he opened up his facility in Worthington and that place was
Speaker: Super haunted. I had a lot of experiences and seen and heard a lot of things on that property. Not to mention, you know, they were at that, they were also in that era where they were experimenting on a lot of, you know, a lot of treatments were new and everything like that. And I mean, I'll be perfectly honest with you guys. And one of the guys I worked with down in the basement, we found all kinds of cool stuff. And we were like, we found,
Speaker: lobotomy tools and all kinds of like from back in the day, that was down in the basement. Because when they shut down, when OSU bought the property and they moved it, the psychiatric care or whatever to downtown at campus, basically, it just looks like they just left one day. Yeah, I was gonna say everything didn't buy anything. It didn't pack anything. Yeah, it didn't pack anything. So there were patient files, there was all kinds of crazy stuff. I was here. I was not there.
Speaker: But no, I, you know, we were down there looking at stuff. That's why you're not. Yeah. Yeah. I'm saying it looks good. I'm perfectly normal. Would you say why chop them up into little pieces and stick them in the garbage disposal voices?
Speaker: Out of all the places I would like, I would not mind exploring on like mansions and so like abandoned mansions and stuff like that. But a sanitarium. No, I'm out. I'll wait here in the car. Oh, no, we like I said we were done in one of the buildings.
Speaker: yeah and we were down in the basement in one of the buildings whether you guys believe me or not but we were messing around with like the different medical equipment and some of that shit was super old Chris is like come here let me put this on the side here for it this will be awesome yeah and uh oh oh yeah he's he's Tony's super quiet yeah and and from from from from down the hall we heard we heard uh
Speaker: right we heard uh somebody yelled at us they're like don't touch and there was nobody else there that's the guy i was with ran out of the building meanwhile my dumb ass is like i'm gonna explore some more what was that noise let's go check it out
Speaker: Tony's got killed in the scary movie first tell me not to touch
Speaker: A fucking champ, you're dead. Let's just call it what it is. If we were all horror villains from classic horror movies, Glick would definitely be Freddy. Hardly.
Speaker: Yeah. No, no, I don't think so. I would I would probably that's leather face right there. And I know I'm a man with a fucking nightmare before the nightmare on Elm Street. Shit, he talks too much. I get what Mike I get what Mike's saying, that the cockiness, the arrogance, the ego is what he said. Yeah. Yeah. Now, Mike's big ass would be leather face. Look at him.
Speaker: Jeff would be Chuckie. Jeff would be Chuckie. Tony would be. Tony would be Jason. No. Or Mike Myers. No, Tony D with his swag and shit. He would be a candy man all day. Oh yeah. All day. 100%. We'll do. We'll throw him that long. Don't let go. He died. That was fucked up. Have you seen the new candy man by the way? No.
Speaker: I want to see the new one. I do want to watch it. Anywho, let's wrap this up. I'd probably be somebody stupid like the lawnmower man or some stupid shit like that. Agreed. It's not even a scary movie. That wasn't a bad movie, though. That wasn't even a scary movie. That was a good movie. It'd be fucking interesting. The lawnmower man is Shocker with two piece of books. Shocker was a great movie. Anyways, let's go ahead and wrap this up. Bringing it back, boys.
Speaker: Save the best for last. All right. Back in the hour. Not because Ohio. It's Ohio, first of all, Jackass. It's Ohio? It's Ohio? No, it's Ohio. Ohio. Ohio. Just like nerd. Too late. Too late. We're going to come right into my very own backyard.
Speaker: And there's some crazy ghost stories here in Newark. I'm sure. Like there's one back in the day, a, a, a, a, a bomber, the plane crashed just down the street from me. I've heard that one. Which if you guys want to hear that, I can tell you that in another day in time, but right in my backyard here in NRCA high. Yeah.
Speaker: The old Licking County jail. Yes, I've heard this one too. I keep saying it like that because it just disturbs the hell out of Tony D.
Speaker: I've never heard this. New York, New Arc, Ohio. New York, Ohio. May not be the first place that people want to visit when they're traveling through the state. That's an understatement of the century. I was going to say, no shit, Captain Obvious. But.
Speaker: But the city does hold tremendous appeal. Now, mind you, outside of the east side of Newark, on the other side of the square, Newark is actually a pretty nice town. It is a pretty nice city. There is a lot of cool things here. We have some absolutely beautiful historic homes.
Speaker: There's a lot of history in New York, but once you get onto the east side, once you go onto that opposite side of the square, down past the jail and everything like that. And it's separated by a street. It's separated by a bridge. Didn't you guys have a bridge stolen from you? No. That wasn't New York. That was up in northern Ohio.
Speaker: But yeah, that happened. Seriously, one side of the bridge, you're like, wow, it's really nice. As you cross the bridge, you're like, wow, it's getting kind of fucked up. Yeah, because as soon as you cross the bridge, you go right on the other side of the bridge is the county jail, the new county jail.
Speaker: So, and then it gets a little sketchy. Yeah, exactly. But the city does hold tremendous appeal. People taking the time to investigate the area will find that there's more to the city than they may have initially thought. Yeah, than how we would have thought. Yeah, well, Newark is home to multiple parts, landmarks. Watermark, we have the world famous Earthworks, which are mounds, Indian mounds.
Speaker: We have Dawes Arboretum. I would be interested in seeing that. Marietta's better. There are even locations for enjoying shows in concert. We have the Midland Theater down on the square. It's a historical theater that's been there for a billion years. And it's a super cool place to go see a concert because it is a theater. At the end of the day, it is a theater. Again, Dawes Arboretum is one of the top locations people visited in the area.
Speaker: We got walking trails, observation towers, and very blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But, an even bigger draw to New York, Ohio, is the old Licking County Jail. People come from near and far to see the old jail in hopes of performing their own paranormal investigation in one of the most haunted places in Ohio.
Speaker: The majority of people never leave without some type of paranormal experience. I have yet to get inside that jail, but it is on my to -do list because I want to visit that jail a lot.
Speaker: when I come here that you can, can we go get your girlfriend? You two are the only two motherfuckers ever know that where you want to go somewhere and the both of you going to go to jail on purpose. Y 'all are ridiculous. Right? Right. Going to your check. I, I, I did, I did all the ghost tours in Charleston. That's what he said. That's what he said. We're fucking white, Tony. Let me get through this. We're getting close to a break. Let me get, let me get through this. Calm down. We can go back into this discussion later. Um,
Speaker: Yeah. So, you know, obviously around the world, there are types of buildings that are obviously they're required by all major cities. You got to have hospitals, you got to have grocery stores, gas stations, and you got to have a jail. Most importantly, you got to have a jail. Michael away from the rest of the people. Yes, exactly.
Speaker: In 1889, in Lincoln County, the area's fourth jail, the Old Lincoln County Jail, was erected. The impressive structure with an almost castle -like appearance. And it does. It does look like a castle. It is an amazing building. It is a super cool -looking building. We gotta go there.
Speaker: Joseph Warren Yost, the popular architect in the state of Ohio. Yost also is known for Wharton Hall at OSU, which is another building, Wharton Hall. Super old building, and again, it looks like a castle, and it's awesome. There's a lot of places. Yeah.
Speaker: You need to build Mansi. No, I don't think you did, but I could be wrong. Mansi's very similar to our castle as well. But so, you know, back in the day when they built these jails and stuff like that, a lot of them had multiple levels and multiple sections. This one had three levels.
Speaker: The first two levels served as housing for the sheriff and his family. You didn't have a warden in the jail because this was a county jail. You had the sheriff who stayed there. Yes, warden for the state, right? Yes, exactly.
Speaker: So the first two levels of the, of the jail were housing for the sheriff and his family. The first floor contained all the important rooms, such as, you know, kitchen, living room office for your blah, blah, blah. Second floor had the bedrooms on the third floor where the living quarters for the jails matron and the back portion of the building served as an area in which prisoners were incarcerated. The jail house, both male and female criminals. And it only had 32 cells on separate floors in total.
Speaker: Lincoln County Jail had the capacity, so you had basically 32 cells on each side or whatever. But it could hold up to 68 prisoners. And the cells that were at the smallest, the smallest cell was only an eight by eight cell. So Tony, you and I are both over six feet tall. So we couldn't stretch out more. Shut up.
Speaker: We couldn't stretch out one. If we put our feet on one side of the wall and stretch out, our arms would have to be bent. And we can touch both sides. And much like most cases through the years, a lot of times, they were way over that 68 limit. Yeah.
Speaker: Female prisoners were actually moved in the 70s. So almost 100 years went by before they took females out of that prison and put them to another location. So they were housing both men and women up until the 1970s. That's not good. You can only imagine, you can only imagine the properties that went on in there. Oh yeah. But the person actually, or the jail actually shut down in 1987.
Speaker: trying to get. Yeah, but it's an old jail been around for been around for a long time. It was around for almost 100 years.
Speaker: And during the decades, the jail's house prisoners countless tragic events occurred. There were a number of murders, suicides, and other deaths ruled accidental. And we know what that means. Somebody got a little bit too lippy with the sheriff or the prison guard or the jail guard.
Speaker: They have seen themselves. One of the most tragic events that took place during the jail's history involved Carl Etherington. When Etherington arrived in Newark in 1910, he came there for his job as a detective with the anti saloons and speakeasy serving illegal alcohol and raid them. Prohibition times. He was a popular man.
Speaker: during during one of those said raids, William Howard, a saloon owner was shot and killed by Carl. Um I didn't give two shots. Yeah, right. For the for his safety, Carl was taken back to the jail, angry over the murder of William Howard, a lynch mob went to the jail, managed to break into the jail,
Speaker: probably and they beat him with a hammer. If that was not enough retribution after they got done beating them with a hammer, which they took him outside and strung his ass up, hanging him from a telephone pole.
Speaker: It took the actions of Judson Hardman, the governor at the time to restore order of the people that participated in the death of Carl. 58 were indicted on everything from first degree murder, rioting, as well as salt and battery. Other tragedies occurred in the sheriff's living quarters. There were four different sheriffs who suffered from heart attacks. Coincidence? We think not. Mm -hmm.
Speaker: Yeah, 1987 due to new buildings and technology and this and the other thing, the building was officially closed down and it actually remained empty and unused for a very long time. That's a historical landmark, right? Yeah, it's a historical landmark.
Speaker: Much like Nancy. So the, uh, the violent and tragic history of the old Lincoln County jail remains not only in the stories told, but it was also a ghostly sightings of the paranormal activity. Uh, people come from all over for both public and private tours of the haunted jail. So you can, you can go there anytime you want. Good.
Speaker: I was going to work there because they do a haunted house during October, September and October. My, my, my, my broster works there. I just didn't have time to do it. I wanted to. Um, but yeah, I mean, people claim they've heard voices. They've seen shadows. They felt things being pushed, being touched, you know, this and the other thing. Um,
Speaker: Yeah, one of the one of the most active areas in the in the jail right now. I'm just freestyling off of what I know about the is what they call the dungeon. It was in the basement and obviously and they were it was a cell and there was more than one occasion more or several occasions where they literally just threw people on top of each other in there. That's so you know you get
Speaker: You get a bunch of people in there that are criminals for God knows what and they're on top of each other. You know, people are going to do bad things. Yeah. A lot of my male, male and female and it's Newark. So, I mean, which, well, I mean, yeah, it wasn't just the fact that it was Newark. I mean, because they put people in jail there from all over the place, not just right. But, um,
Speaker: Yeah, we're up against it. That's it. Yeah, we're right up against it. But no, like I said, and even now with the haunted house that they do there, that's like one of their main focal points is the dungeon, quote unquote dungeon. So Mike, yeah, when you come up or when you come over, come down, whatever the case would be, we absolutely go and do a tour there. They do them. You're always five hours away. I mean, you're always five hours away. Not that bad.
Speaker: Oh, I don't know. Is that close? Yeah, getting your message. About five or six hours. Let me see. We're going to take a real quick break. We can continue this conversation when we come back. We are going to do a little rum spray out with their original off my case.
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Speaker: I didn't even have my first. I ain't no wonder you couldn't have a six pack in two months like he said he could. I might be the only one around here that's getting relatively close to a six pack. And I'm not talking about the beer. I was going to say, you mean the ones you drank? You have a six pack about you don't talk about two six packs as you don't end in a week. Chris doesn't have a six pack. He's got a pony cake. I don't even really have. It's starting to go away.
Speaker: I'm just saying it is man. I go to the gym. I work out. I still got a little bit of a belly, but you know, you start to, you know, starting to see where it's, it's, it's starting to try to come out. I can actually feel it too. I can wash some clothes on that son of a bitch. Hey, I'm just saying pretty soon. He's going to sell me. He hasn't seen since 1987. Hard work pays off boys.
Speaker: Some people. I'm doing different things. No, as I said, I am starting the gym soon. We're going to do it. You were starting a God -damned gym Monday. No, it was supposed to be today. It was supposed to be today. I talked to you Monday.
Speaker: Yeah. I talked to you about Monday. You're like, oh, we were going to go to the gym today, but I guess we're going to go tomorrow. And then and now you push it out. And then yesterday you said, oh, we're going to the mall and so to be tomorrow. So it wasn't today. It wasn't yesterday. You saw my dinner last night. It wasn't Monday. You just keep talking. You just keep talking. Stop talking about it. Say about it. Go to the gym. Fuck. Go to the fucking gym. Fuck that guy.
Speaker: Jim, you fat ass. Jim, Jeff, Jim, Jim, Jeff. Never met him. I just introduced you. I drove by one once. Yeah, you got all this money. Why don't you buy it, Jim? I'm actually thinking about buying weights just for the house. That way I don't have to leave the house. So you have the ornaments around the house? That's nice.
Speaker: Yeah, well, the problem is then they become door stoppers, you know, it's like... Absolutely, yeah. It's like, work out, watch a movie and eat some pizza. Yeah, pizza sounds good. That's who will put me to sleep. Mike, when you do go up to see Chris, you guys got to go to Mansi too, because Mansi is where they filmed Tango and Cash, Shawshank Redemption. Good damn movie. Air Force One. Tango and Cash was good. Tango and Cash was good.
Speaker: Air Force One was filmed there. They didn't film Tango and Cash and Air Force One there. There were scenes filmed there. Same difference. Disturbed in one of their first videos there. Yeah, disturbed. Random Rick was going on, Triple R. The cool thing about Massey is it is the tallest freestanding bar structure in the world. So the bars are in the center of the room. None of the bars actually meet the walls.
Speaker: the outside of the building. Bullshit. Yeah, so it's all freestanding in the middle. So that's why Schallferring Redemption, if you actually watch it, you're like, oh, that's bullshit. Because he wasn't near a wall. But it's also haunted as well. I don't think as much as I want to nerd.
Speaker: but uh it is hard actually mancy's got some a lot of wild stories to it because you got to remember it um you know there was there was multiple riots and stuff like that at one point in time the warden his wife and kids were all kidnapped and murdered by um cellmates or uh yeah once much like the one the one in her the the upstairs
Speaker: You actually see the upstairs of it when when Red and the old guy that hung himself in that carpet building, that's actually the upstairs apartments in Mansi. That upstairs was the ward in his quarters, and his family lived there too. So the prison got out, got out, and went up the stairs.
Speaker: inmates, yeah, they kidnapped the warden, his wife and his kids and, uh, and, and murdered them. There was, there was an inmate that set himself on fire that said to haunted, haunt the place. I believe there was a warden's wife who stories really not a hundred percent what really happened. Either she a committed suicide, uh, her, she, she got up into the closet and found her husband's, uh,
Speaker: extra gun and killed herself or she was in the closet doing something and the gun fell down and shot her in the head or somebody else shot her in the head. Yeah. Why didn't you hear it? They were inmates. They wanted criminals, Tony. Does anybody know why criminals are the things that they do? There's a reason. Well, we got some criminals that like I guess anything happened to the children.
Speaker: No, I get that, but I think it was, they held him hostage and said, you know, I want to get me a car so I can get out of here. Basically, everyone else, I was like, fuck you. You're already in jail. What are we going to do? Well, that's not what happened. They just kidnapped him and killed him just because. Oh, I thought it was him. Yeah, they just kidnapped him and killed him just because they could. I mean, at the end of the day, that's what it was. It was basically a way to get past the warden. It was a way to get at the warden.
Speaker: She's not, not, not everybody is, is, is, has that mentality of, you know, yeah, we're bad guys. Yeah. We kill people. Yeah. We do this on the other thing, but women and children are off limits. I mean, there's a, I mean, Ted, but I know, I know. Yeah. Kemper is supposed to go from my understanding. Roger Ramirez killed women. Yeah. Uh, you know,
Speaker: A lot of serial killers and stuff, they had their preference. And unfortunately, there was someone, Cropsey, up in New York. He preferred kids. Jack the Ripper killed women, targeted them. Yeah, targeted them. Same with JK Homes, right? Well, what was that, BTK? BTK guys? BTK targeted families.
Speaker: Yeah. He had a whole bank. Well, he didn't just target families, but there was a couple instances where he got a whole family. Yeah. So it's like, you know, not everybody's as good as you are, too. But it's a maniac. But I know, I know guys have been in jail. They don't fuck around with kids. They don't do that. You know what? It's true. I get that. But at the end of the day,
Speaker: You know, some people being in jail, you get desperate, I guess. No, but the architecture in Massey is actually really kind of interesting. There's a spot, yeah, I saw it. There's a spot where the
Speaker: the doorways created an X on the floor when the sun's at a certain spot. And it was designed to do that. It's like - What are you talking about, Mansi? Yeah, Mansi. It literally creates an X. Actually - And literally, on that X is where you will see apparition.
Speaker: Actually, Jeff, you probably don't know this because you've been gone so long, but every year there's a music festival that happens up at Mansfield. It's incarnation and it's a tattoo and rock festival. It's a three day event.
Speaker: So you go up there and you get all kinds of really cool rock bands. I mean, like, it's a big event. Right. And they do it up there. Yeah, I know. It's a big event. And then you have tattoo artists that come in from all over the world. And you go see, you know, disturbed guns and roses, corn, whatever, whoever, you know, and then you also be getting tattoos and shit done. It's called incarnation. I want to, I'm actually going to try to go next summer.
Speaker: Um, but like there, I believe at Nancy, there's four different tours you can take. There's a haunted tour. There's a Hollywood tour and, uh, two other ones that I've never done. I've done the haunted and I've done the, uh, the Hollywood tour, but it's, it's, it, that's why I thought it was designed by the same guy that designed the.
Speaker: one in Newark because it's it kind of looks like a castle from the outside but it also looks kind of like a really old mansion. Right. I mean that the a lot of the properties down to one building where it used to be multiple multiple buildings uh before it became a national landmark uh a landmark a lot of those buildings were
Speaker: destroyed and property sold. You have the main building itself that's still there. Right. Because it is a historical area and it has been renovated and it's been taken care of over the years. And that's the same thing with the jail here because I think, you know, Lincoln County Jail here in Newark, I think that it is an empty and abandoned up until like the 2000s.
Speaker: And then I believe, I think, you know, it was a historical landmark. So, but I think the Veterans Committee
Speaker: got involved and bought it and renovated what they needed to renovate. And they do tours there. And then for the last several years, they do, much like Mansfield does, they do the haunted house in September, October. Well, I think one time, and I don't remember if they did it once or five times, they had a paintball in there. We go in there and do paintball. That was cool.
Speaker: Mansfield? Yeah, Mansfield. I was like a section. But I think it was the license plate factory before it was taken down, before the building was taken down. But they had a paintball set up in there. Yeah. I had a funny mind. He's rolling the paintball. He used to go there. And I honestly never heard that or know anything about that. But it was in the 90s.
Speaker: I actually, not only do I follow the
Speaker: Mansfield Performatory on TikTok, but I also follow their haunted house event they do. And there's a chick there and she's like the warden's bride or something like that. And she, her costume is insane. No, literally. And she literally, what she does is she just like kind of walks around the prison with her hands like this. And she's got this like wedding gown on and crazy makeup and shit like that.
Speaker: And then she'll just randomly like scream at people and her scream. I don't know how it doesn't destroy her voice because it is a scary fucking scream. I ain't gonna lie because I was scrolling and I was like,
Speaker: Fuck is this bride of the warden or whatever, whatever her name is. And I guess that's kind of like their big theme this year or whatever. I was watching the video. I'm like, what the fuck is she doing? She's just like standing there, just staring at people. And then she did that. I was like, Oh Jesus. I wasn't expecting that. But yeah. Nick, my broster, he works at the jail of terror, terror here in Newark.
Speaker: Like I said, when we were talking about it, I was going to but unfortunately with my schedule with work and this and the kids and everything else like that, I just didn't have the time as much as I wanted to. I wanted to go down there and be one of the actors.
Speaker: Right. That scare people. Well, no, because they, they, they go full out. They don't, they don't, it's not like you're the haunted house. You get down the street where you were like, yeah, I can tell it's just a guy, but like some of that shit's seriously. I'm being my buddies a few years back by the way, Chris, we made a, we made a haunted house and that was some of the most fun that I ever did. No, she called it.
Speaker: You and your buddy. Yeah, it was a haunted house. That's what you call it. That's what you guys call it. Tony calls it deep dives. That's what it does. No, it was a legit haunted house. I think we made like $2 ,000. It wasn't that bad.
Speaker: You know, that was also minus supplies and all that stuff. We got a couple really good ones here in Ohio. We've got the haunted who she announced dead acres, but for years it was called the haunted who she and people literally come from out of state to go there. And then we have the Columbus fear factory or something like that. And that bitch runs like all year round.
Speaker: Yeah, because like Christmas, they do like a Christmas theme. Yeah, and then they do, they just... That's fancy. You just... Oh, hell. It's a video. Oh, hell. Oh, I was wondering what it was. No, no, no. It's a video on TikTok, but if you put it... Oh, that's bad. Keep it up there for a second. Let it finish and then show the building itself, because you put it up in the building. Yeah, it shows the building in the way. Yeah. That's the dining hall.
Speaker: That's one of the doors. There's the cells again. That's a door. That's another door with beds. No, that's a hallway with a door and a window. That's a room. That's a table.
Speaker: and a wall. That's another hallway with windows. That's a chair. That's a right here. That's a room with a ceiling and another door. That's another room with a table and some pillars. There's also a ceiling and windows there. There it is. There's the building. There's the building. There's the building. Nice. It's a nice building. Jeff is a tour guide. There's another. Hey Jeff. This is the building. Yeah.
Speaker: With all your money that you're making, can you buy that thing? I don't think you can actually buy the reform. You can't buy them because they're part of the state. You don't want to live there, Blake? We can all live there. Oh, dude, I would totally do it. Oh, I would live there, but no, Jeff can't afford it. Even if you hit the ladder, I don't... Yeah, it's not about recording. You physically can't buy... But it's also a historical landmark. It's an historical landmark, yeah.
Speaker: You can buy historical landmarks. Every house in downtown Charleston is a historical landmark. This is true. Yeah, but I think prisons are different because they're... I want to buy the Statue of Liberty. If I ever get Jeff Soros rich or whatever his name is, I'm going to buy the Statue of Liberty. It's mine now. George Soros. Jeff Bezos, yeah. Whatever.
Speaker: You keep hanging out with Jeff, you're gonna be like, oh boy, that ran that Ponzi scheme and locked up in prison, which were Bernie Madoff. I only threw that out there because you were pitching the other day. We were on the phone, crying like a little bitch. I was literally crying like a little bitch. Calm down, Bernie Madoff. We've literally gotten over $1 .4 billion for our clients.
Speaker: you say so mr in the past in the past year year and four months i'm okay yeah and harvey line scene wasn't touching little girls oh my god and jerry from subway only like foot long subs he did he he never confused the 12 for an age and not inches
Speaker: All righty then Jeffrey Dahmer on the course your show is brought to you by Pepsi That's McDonald's That Jeffrey Dahmer series and I haven't even gotten past the second episode it's so far No, no, I assume that you keep rewinding and
Speaker: No, no, no. I assume you keep rewinding and watching the scene where old boy was taking his clothes off and dancing for him. Sounds like you did. Maybe once or twice. Accidentally. Accidentally, 47 times. Did that dude not look like Spike Lee? No. He kind of looked like a young Spike Lee. No, he didn't. Why? Why, Jeff? Why? Because his hair cut. Why did he look like Spike Lee? Why? What are you saying, Jeff?
Speaker: Cause his haircut and beard look like Spike Lee. No, it doesn't do with the fact that he was black. I know where he's going with this. That's exactly what you want. Not all black people look a white chef. Yeah. Tony, Tony would like Spike Lee too. Tony, you know, this goes back to the Michael, Michael Jordan and Michael B Jordan conversation.
Speaker: Yeah, you know what? As I said, you're watching. I watch a Black Panther the other night and I was like, I'm going to live that **** down. You had to do what? Oh no, I was watching Black Panther and you know, like Michael B. Jordan show up on the screen and I was like, I'm never going to live that ****. No, you are not going to come out. I really can't. I really can't. You see a new trailer on it? Yes.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know how I feel about it. Submariner's in it, so I mean, I'm stoked about that. He's pretty much the future of MCU for the most part. Him and Doc McNeil. So Submariner. Submariner. The future of the MCU.
Speaker: As of right now, yes. All the previous characters are pretty much, they've done what they had to do. The future of the MCU is introducing Deadpool and Hugh Jackman as Wolverine. Yes. Come here, Hugh. Come here, Hugh.
Speaker: He said, hey, you want to play Wolverine one more time? Yeah, why not? I'll tell you what. Did you guys see all the outtakes and stuff of that video? Because it was really Hugh Jackman in that video. And there was one blooper, one outtake, where Hugh walked by and Ryan Reynolds fucked up. And Hugh comes back and slaps the shit, slaps him right beside his fucking head.
Speaker: It's going to be fun. And you know, it's going to be funny because they kind of figured that last Wolverine was set in the future. That's the chat. They did like a little, did you see that little thing? Because everybody was saying what happened to Logan and all that stuff. And he said, well, we're not touching Logan because he died.
Speaker: But what we are going to touch it, and you start hearing music and you can see it talking. I think it's, I think it's good. I think it's going to be great because, uh, I mean, obviously we are all fans of the Deadpool movies. Uh, I'm a huge fan of a huge Jackman as Wolverine. I mean.
Speaker: there was nobody else that could that I mean they nailed that when they when they locked him in as Wolverine in the X -Men movies but I think with this Deadpool with Wolverine and Hugh Jackman you're gonna see a different side of him
Speaker: Yeah, more, you know, he's still gonna have that, you know, no nonsense badass guy. But I think we're gonna get to see a little bit more of the the comical where he just where Deadpool just annoys like he much like I want to see Ryan Reynolds and Tom Holland do a Spider -Man Deadpool movie together because I want to see the interaction. That would because if you ever read that if you ever read the comics or or even watch the cartoons, the Spider -Man cartoons with Deadpool was in them.
Speaker: Deadpool drove Spider -Man up a goddamn wall. Of course. And all he wanted was Spider -Man to love him. That was all he wanted. He was like, just love me. Just be my friend. I did hear news that's going to upset you, Chris. One of your favorite movies is being remade. No, no. Jesus Christ, Mike. I'll put the heat on.
Speaker: In my understanding, from what I heard today, Roadhouse is being remade.
Speaker: Yeah, I heard about that. I said, I said, really? What is being made? Oh yeah. I do. We talked about that months ago. Do you guys even participate or listen to this fucking show? No, we, we, we, we, we, uh, phase you out. We literally had this conversation months ago. Cause Jake Gyllenhaal is pretty adult. Yeah. And I'm just like, really Jake Gyllenhaal? Really? You know what, Jeff?
Speaker: Don't beat yourself up over past mistakes. You are going to fuck up again in the future. Quite possibly in the most spectacular fashion. Why worry about yesterday's fuck -ups? When you have tomorrow's fuck -ups to look forward to, you are a fuck -up. And fucking up is part of your growth process. Embrace the process.
Speaker: Thank you, Golf Hawk. Thank you for that. I'm still saying that they're just going to fuck that movie up. It's going to be terrible. I'm calling it now. It's going to be a big piece of shit. You think? I don't know. They said, what was that? It's not a good actor. Why are we talking? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, no. I will publicly say it. I was screaming from the top. I will punch Jake Gyllenhaal in the face.
Speaker: Why is Jake Gyllenhaal not a good actor? October Sky was a great fucking movie. He wasn't. The only thing Jake Gyllenhaal did that I liked was when he did joke. Brokeback Mountain. Need I say more? Tony's favorite movie.
Speaker: I don't know. But playing the role of Dalton? Really? Really? Really? I'm going to wait and see. I'm calling. I think he's going to surprise a lot of people. I think he's going to surprise a lot of people. Plus, had he not become an actor, we never would have, and not that she's like super hot or anything like that, but we've never been introduced to his dirty ass purple sister.
Speaker: I, I, sister, I find attractive. Who? I don't know why. She's attractive, but she's a dirty girl. Oh, she's crazy. She'll, she'll take you in the bedroom, do things where you can. I don't know. I, I probably watched the second Spider -Man movie and with, with Jake Hill and he was a great. No. Oh no. The second Tom Holland Spider -Man movie where he was. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where he was a great mysterious. He was a great mysterious. Yeah, but I can't see that dude being Dalton.
Speaker: We're a walking badass, a walking philosophy. You're stuck on what Patrick Swayze looks like. Jake Gyllenhaal completely fine. You can't. You're stuck on what Patrick Swayze looks like. Patrick Swayze carried that character very well. So who would you include that character besides Jake Gyllenhaal? Anybody. You don't kill as Dalton? I can tell you who killed as Dalton right now. Hugh Jackman.
Speaker: that's what I just said. Hugh Jackman. Yeah, Hugh Jackman would do it. Gerard Butler could do it, but he's too old. Oh, yeah, he's too old. Well, you know, but he can play the Sam Elliott part. Okay. I'm gonna do it. Fuck that. I will not see that movie.
Speaker: The Rock could do it. No. Can we play that? Can we play that? Don't beat yourself up over past mistakes. You are going to fuck up again in the future. Quite possibly in the most spectacular fashion. Why worry about yesterday's fuckups? When you have tomorrow's fuckups to look forward to. You are a fuckup. And fucking up is part of your growth process. Embrace the process.
Speaker: Answer the question. Who would you give the player?
Speaker: Answer the question, who would you get to play it? Okay, controversial. Zac Efron. Who? Zac Efron. I don't even like Zac Efron, but he can pull it off. Roll it. Roll it. No, actually, you want to know, actually... I'm going to give you guys a name, and I know you... Oh man, what is his name? What the fuck is that?
Speaker: Oh, what is his name? We don't know. Might as well say Chris Pine can play him. Too old. Chris Pine could do it. I like that. Scott Atkins. I like it. You know who could else do it? Chris Pratt. Chris Pratt can pull it off. I'll give you Chris Pratt. I'll give you Chris Pratt. Chris Stumsworth.
Speaker: What up, Trey? Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Scott Atkins, that's the guy that played Boyker in Undisputed II. He's done a bunch of movies. Actually, I think he was in a Marvel movie as well. He rocked that Undisputed II. I like that. Yes, I agree with that. Scott Atkins would be awesome as Dalton in the remake. I think, I also think, I'd be interested to see what you guys think, but what's his name that played?
Speaker: Judge Dred, the remake. Oh, Carl Urban. Oh yeah, Carl Urban. Carl Urban, yeah, yeah, yeah. I could see Scott Adkins, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you ever see Undisputed 2, watch that movie. He was a fighting motherfucker.
Speaker: He's done a bunch of, he's done a bunch of movies. If you go on Netflix and put it in Scott Atkins, even on Prime and stuff like that, he's got a bunch of martial art movies, action movies and stuff like that. He was in, he was in a Marvel movie. Scott Atkins was. What's the guy that played Crossbones? He could do it. From the guy from, he was in Captain America. Captain America 2.
Speaker: Yeah, the guy that becomes Crossroads, he could do it. I mean, he was in a Marvel movie, you said? Yeah, he was Crossroads. I think he was. I don't see him. No, no. Yeah, he was in Dr. Strange, the first Dr. Strange movie. When they were fighting in that, when they were fighting in the mansion. Yeah, he was one of the same. He's got a really, he's got a really good movie.
Speaker: He's also, apparently, in John Wick 4. And he was in Dayship. Yeah, I saw that. I saw that. He is in John Wick 4. But he's got a really good movie called Deck Collector. OK. Basically, that's what he is. He works for the mob or whatever, and he goes and collects debts. But it's a pretty good movie. A lot of his movies are actually really fucking good, to be honest with you. Talk about two old Scott Adkins is 46 years old. How old do you need him to be? Just two. That's the dude that have a crossbones. His name's Frank Riddle.
Speaker: Oh yeah, Frank Grillo. He was, you said Crossbow. He would have said Rumlow, I would have caught that. Yeah, sorry. I couldn't remember the name. Yeah, you got it. But I think he can pull it off. The problem is Jake Gyllenhaal's just kind of, he's too small to play golf.
Speaker: So you think of him as in that perspective and you haven't really seen him beef up or buck up, you know, I know I get what you're saying, Mike. And I know because Chris think about Chris Pratt's transformation when they first thought he was going to play Star Wars, they were like, Oh shit, he's we're going to have a fat guy superhero. And then they saw that trailer when he was doing this.
Speaker: And they were like, holy. Yeah. Well, I think the problem if you had somebody like Chris Pratt playing Dalton, people would expect it would be fun. Because they automatically go, that's fucking Star -Lord, man. But I just. It's like one of my favorite movies of all times. Big trouble in the middle of China supposedly being remade and The Rock is going to play the, um,
Speaker: the the main character and it's like really. He don't need to do that. Kurt Russell killed that **** role. You can't have everybody else but him and you're literally for replacing with Rock. Really? But here's a we'll go back on the Roadhouse thing real quick with Jake Gyllenhaal. You have to remember with Roadhouse Patrick Swayze
Speaker: Well in any movie Patrick Swayze was a was a kind of a pretty boy unexpected Unexpected tough guy. No, I think and I think judge a gill and all has that look has that quality Yeah, and he has that quality as an actor He can play that that role and that's why I personally I think he's gonna do a really good job I don't think the movie needed to be made or rebooted or anything like that, but size pretty good
Speaker: He is, you know, it is what it is. Zac Efron's a douche. And I'm sorry. No, I want to agree. But it's kind of like, it's kind of like, um, James, James Franco's little brother, David Franco. Yeah. Oh, I like him. I like him too. I like Dave Franco too, but you can't see him outside of just being kind of a goofball.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, I don't know. I thought he did pretty good with the magicians and the four horsemen. Now you see me, that movie. I like him in that. Yeah, but he still hates, but he was still kind of. He's still kind of douche. He was a little goofball. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Some of those actors just need to grow up a little bit. Zac Efron, he needs to grow up a little bit. He's making fun of himself. He's making fun of his stereotype that he's created.
Speaker: And he doesn't look like he's freaking, he, the thing would suck at them. The perfect dolphin, I have it. Jonah Hill. Like, play the thing. Doesn't even deserve it. He doesn't even deserve it at this point. Can you give him, can you give him the airplane one with the. No, Jeff, you don't deserve any audio being played. You know you far.
Speaker: I'm curious to find out who's playing
Speaker: Sam, I like character space. Yeah. I actually heard it today. I have to hold on. Breaking news. I didn't want to tell you guys, but I am. I'm playing. I'm playing Sam Ellis. Oh, man. Could you imagine if what got any kind of major acting role? OK, check it out. You'll never be able to be able to fit inside the freaking camera.
Speaker: 2023 Roadhouse Film, cast, Jake Gyllenhaal, Billy Magnesen, Luke Cage, Lucas Cage, sorry, Conor McGregor's in it. Luke Cage! Lucas Cage. There's the cast right there. Oh, another word. Nothing.
Speaker: I see. You know what? You know what? I'll throw a curve ball. I'll throw a curve ball on your dolphin. I'm calling it right now. Here's your bad guy, boys. Here's your bad guy. That's going to be the Wesley. Oh, he's pretty good. Yeah, he'll be good. I can't be good. I'll give you a curve ball for Dalton, Miles Keller. Ooh. Except for the fact I hate Miles Teller. I want to punch him in the face.
Speaker: don't you got his start doing a remake little little known did he i don't see anybody on here who's travis vandy nobody cares who's playing some mariner no idea look it up
Speaker: I think this is your Sam Elliott character. You're looking at Sam Elliott character. No. I'm down my beard all gray. The problem is it doesn't give who they're going to be playing. Problem is you're just talking about your asshole. He does that every day. Anyways, anybody else have anything other than movies to talk about? Yeah, football.
Speaker: How about the Jets? We had a great broadcast Sunday, honestly. Sunday was a great broadcast. I do want to tell you that for real. That was a good little two -hour broadcast.
Speaker: All right, we're at an hour. Fuck it. Kickoff's at one. We got another hour. Yeah, at all 60. What's up there, man? I was like, I didn't even care. That was phenomenal. Kickoff started out watching the game, and we're still talking. Smoke was like, I got to go in. I'm going to go watch the game. I'm like, hey, I'm already watching the game. Brian was mortally knows what Brian was doing.
Speaker: Brown was engaged. I mean, it was a good time about time. I've been wanting everybody who was in the league. Yeah. So because everybody who did shoot up on that Tampa Bay belly pulled one out their ass. How about them down Detroit Lions? Tampa Bay is a bit of a mess right now. Injuries are it is an understatement. The 49ers beat up on the Rams bad.
Speaker: and now there are the Bingo side two brand new teams to the Super Bowl. I will say this much hockey season AFC North hockey season.
Speaker: AFC North leaders with your dogs, baby. The dog. Y 'all going to stay. There's a question. Probably because our division is a dumpster fire this year. Yeah, it is. Cleveland's two and two. Cincinnati's two and two. Ravens are two and two. And then the fucking Schittsburg Steelers are one and three. Oh, that's what you call the backs. I expect a change. Yeah, Kenny, Kenny pick. Kenny, I'm going to throw a pick.
Speaker: You call it what you want. Tucker came into the game and the crowd went nuts. The crowd went nuts and lost their minds and some bitch threw an interception. They knew he was going to throw the ball. They knew he was going to throw the ball. That was like, oh my God. They knew he was going to throw the ball. Same thing happened to Sam Donald. Did you see Baker Mayfield's quarterback rating through four games?
Speaker: Not good. 15 .6 QBR. Not good at all. What's QBR stand for? For the quarterback rating? Quarterback rating? Like I said, did you see Becker Mayfield's quarterback rating through four games to QBR? Sorry, I just wanted to, for the support league challenge,
Speaker: challenge. You got a lot of challenges in life. Sportly challenge and vertically challenge right now. How about them Cowboys? How about them Jets? Fucking Cowboys. Shut up. The car didn't answers. The Vikings did beat the Saints, which I'm a. The Falcons beat the Browns. You still celebrating this shit?
Speaker: I picked the Falcons. I know, but you just celebrated the Browns. They lost to the Falcons. Now the Falcons are in trouble because they don't have much, much, much like I told you with that, with that jets game that, that you and smoke are still riding high on high. Giddy up. The defense is suspect as fuck. How many times does your offense have to go down and score for you just to turn around and let the other team, how many times I think it'll give you all the best plays and it felt like the readings. You're going to look like the readers. How about that?
Speaker: We don't know the best players in the NFL. Yeah, and our offense is monstrous and our offense is doing their fucking job. But you also have to remember.
Speaker: Sunday, three of our four starting defensive linemen, we're out of the game. So what about the rest of the defense? Defense, fucking Joe Woods is a jackass and needs to be fired. Okay, there you go. Again, I've said it for four weeks in a row, Tony. I don't know how much louder I need to say it. You know, but when you give a team wide receivers, 10, 15 plus yards of a cushion and you're not covering anybody, they're going to kill you in the passing game.
Speaker: As much as I gave the Lions their credit, they did lose to the Seahawks. The Titans did beat the Colts. That was a little bit of a, eh, to me. The Giants did beat the Bears. I think we all spoke on that Sunday too. I did pick the Bears. Okay, you picked the Bears. That was a tough pick. That was a tough pick. Eagles did beat up on the Jaguars. That was actually a tight game. That was a tight game. That was a tight game, and I did pick Saxonville. Saxonville. The Bills beat the Ravens. I believe I called that. The Chargers did beat the Titans. I called Ravens.
Speaker: The Packers and the Patriots overtime. I didn't see that. Who? The Packers and the Patriots. The Packers? Yeah, I did not see that. The Packers won by field goal. The Raiders beat the Broncos. The Broncos are done. I don't think they're going to do nothing this year. I actually thought they were going to beat somebody. I was wrong. I caught a game the other day and we were getting
Speaker: Because Russell Wilson has been overhyped and I'm sorry, I'm not a Russell Wilson fan. I don't think he's as great as everybody thinks he is.
Speaker: I think he had a great coach. That's exactly how I was looking right now. He had a great coach and he had awesome receivers. Yeah. Um, like a monster. I'm gonna get to him in a second. But again, let's go back to great coach in Seattle. Yeah. Pete Carroll case closed. She's beautiful. Um, I didn't see the game going the way that it did, but they really were on the buck in his ass the whole game. So I don't even think the bucks are going to be based on what I saw, but that's just one game.
Speaker: 49ers. I got that. Genos. Remember the great landmark as a quarterback. Before you before you jump on that, you have to remember about the Bucks. They're in a squishy division, so no, they don't have a lot of their stars. Outstanding. had a monster catch and run on his
Speaker: I had him on my team a couple of years ago. I didn't think he was 100%. Watch the 49ers. Honestly, watch the 49ers. Between Ayuk and Deebo Samuel. I got Jimmy G back under center. They know what they're doing. They know what they're doing with him. Calling what you want as a quarterback, the team knows what to do with him. So they got a squad. And I said that a couple of years ago, they went to Super Bowl. They were jealous. And they are in sync with each other.
Speaker: Jim G man, Jim G is still looking to me like. The bills are going to go regardless. I heard the defensive bound down. The countdown is on for the Sean Watson to start and clean. The game will change when he comes in. This is true.
Speaker: Man, I'm telling you what, if our division stays the way it is, a complete dumpster buyer and the Browns somehow managed to stay on top. Now they got a tough run in the next seven games. They got a very enough tough run. And if they don't fucking get their defense locked down and figure out what the fuck is going on, but if they can somehow squeak into a divisional win or a, you know, when the, when the division wins, cause y 'all want to be Cincinnati or, or, uh, well, we're,
Speaker: You're going to beat Pittsburgh. You're going to beat Pittsburgh. You know, we sneak into a wild card. And Deshaun Watson should be in and pumping and in full swing. And it could become very dangerous if they somehow lift their broken asses into a playoff. I really hope that you all address offensive linemen and graphics. We've got a great offensive line. That's a problem. OK, good. And your defense, Deshaun Watson. The defense.
Speaker: It's Joe Woods, man. The defense should be killing people. OK. It's Joe Woods. He's trash. OK. Like I said, Jeff could be out there. Jeff could be out there. Any one of us could be out there getting 100 plus receiving yards and multiple touchdowns currently against the Brown secondary just because of how he has them playing. I mean, you're leaving wide receivers just hanging out by themselves. 10 plus yard cushion.
Speaker: I think he's trying to stop the catch more than the run if he's given that much of a cushion. So they're going to be where the ball comes down instead of where the player is. I think most receivers are grabbing a beer and still having time to catch the ball and run 90 yards for a touchdown. I'll be like that punter in the replacement since out there smoking cigarettes and drinking. I'll be a wide receiver. Just standing there waiting to catch the ball with a beer in my hand.
Speaker: Boom. Pick up some hair, you good? Yeah, we just got the 62 home runs. Big up to him. Queen 62. Yeah, man. I mean, you know. 60. 60 for the babe. 61 for Roger Maris. 62 for the judge. The judge. All fucking yikes. So pretty much, we're going to have to call him Judge Dredson. I think we should just stick with the judge. What about the judge today?
Speaker: I think we should just try it. They can make another one of the first two, they can do a damn thing wrong in the second one. They can do nothing wrong in the second one. That second one was way better than the Stallone one. Way better? Yes. Good sequel, but way better?
Speaker: Yes, it wasn't even a sequel. The Stallone was really, it was a remake. I think the Carl Urban Dread movie was way better than the Stallone. I believe it was a comic book. And I liked the first one, don't get me wrong. I liked it, and I still do. I mean, I'll watch it. The Carl Urban Dread movie was classic 90s.
Speaker: It's it's fun movie. It's a fun movie and right next to demolition man. It was a great movie but in Guardians of the Galaxy was that the missus yeah
Speaker: Hey, tell her we miss her. I agree with Glick. The Carl Urban Judge Dred was far superior to that. Far superior?
Speaker: it was darker. I don't think it was far superior. If you were at the comics, it was closer to the comic book. The problem is I'm a lone one. I'm a lone one. Y 'all been talking about goddamn comic books. Really? Yeah. That's all we come but fuck wrong with you. I watched God's Owns. I watched God's Owns. God damn it.
Speaker: Yeah, that's a lot better. Yeah, it is. The Stallone one, it was before they were making comic books, the comic book movies that match the comic book. That was the problem. Because it is my understanding that the second Deadpool was the real Deadpool and the first one was not from the Wolverine movie. I did not know that at first. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Him as, him as weapon X. Oh, it was terrible. What they did that will bring to me was just weird. That was not Wade Wilson. It was literally somebody taking major liberties. They did because well, that movie in general took a lot of liberties. Yeah. One of my favorite, one of my favorite Edmonds of all time was has always been gambit.
Speaker: I always thought he was amazing. I do like Gambit. And I even liked the actor that was playing him. But what they did to him was ridiculous. And as an X -Men, I feel like Ambit is one of those
Speaker: underutilized characters you know gambit people don't really realize how powerful he is yeah he's not gonna die with cards yeah i'm right there with you mike gambit was one of my probably my number one favorite x -men of all time oh yeah he was my number two my number one was archangel not angel archangel after you know after he got his metal wings
Speaker: Yeah, Cyclops and Wolverine. Well, that's just, I never liked. Well, I never, it's actually, it, there was a paper that came out Cyclops. It's the worst superhero of all time. He's such a fucking dude. I actually, I do like Wolverine. I like the character just because I don't know anybody who did like Wolverine. Honestly, I share a lot of similarities with him.
Speaker: You know, as far as attitude and stuff back in the day when I went not so much now because I'm a lot calm and cooler. No more collective. You got a beer. Go ahead. I got a sweet beer. My beard is better than his. It sucks. I hate to say this, but it's fucking true.
Speaker: have a better beard than Wolverine. Michael. Michael, do not encourage him. Jesus Christ. Let's just let's just go ahead and get rid of these two. We don't need that.
Speaker: It's now the Mike and Chris show. It's now the Mike and Chris show. Get rid of the riff rack. Please, Mike, continue to start my own hard day pool. I think we gotta keep the clock.
Speaker: You broke the Cartman rule. We're good. I'm in charge of it. I mean, Jesus Christ. Honestly, I'm actually only with the D on this. I was never really a Wolverine fan until after the movies came out. I felt like it was over -hyped in the comics and its popularity was... You used T .A.'s Boys' Reach.
Speaker: At the end of the day, my introduction to the X was not, of course, the comics. Mine was the cartoon. The cartoon was now. X -Men Evolution now. That cartoon too, the second one. No, I didn't understand the second one. Watch the second one. X -Men Evolution. I'm talking about the box 21 of 40. The box 21 of 40.
Speaker: But box 28 here in Ohio. Yeah, exactly. And, and, you know, Wolverine was the Billy bad -ass man. He just, he was the first in. Yeah. Yeah. Like I said, growing up, you know, growing up reading the comics, gambit was my number one all -time favorite. I liked night crawler. He was, he was right up there. Night crawler was pretty cool.
Speaker: I liked him, and I really liked what they did with him in the movies. And then the second movie, not anything else, but the second movie, when he went after that president and just went through all the secret service like he did. Well, you had that train scene. You had the one with the train scene too, where he was fighting everybody in that train compartment. And then he took that one chick, you fucking transported her ass right in front of the damn train. Right. Bye.
Speaker: But, uh, I liked him and then, and then, you know, my, you know, rounding it up and, and then not any, I like Colossus, man. That was my guy. I like Colossus. He should have done more with their character. He was my next one. And I was excited when they brought him into Deadpool. I was really excited, uh, because growing up and reading the comics that I loved Colossus because, you know, I was always the big kid. I was always stronger than most people.
Speaker: And, but he had a, he had a calmness about him. He had an ease about, you know, what I hear. And the thing about a little unknown fact about Colossus, well, Colossus was really cool, but I'll talk about juggernaut. I liked juggernaut as well.
Speaker: Well, yeah, Juggernaut was cool as far as villains. Who was Xavier's brother, but they never went on any of that. They never went on any of that. Well, they did in Deadpool 2. In Deadpool 2, they hit on it. Very likely. But the one where it was, what was that? Vinny Jones. When Vinny Jones played him, they fucked that character up. They fucked him up. And I love Vinny Jones. He's got the right attitude, but he just wasn't big enough on which one. He wasn't big enough.
Speaker: Now, Omega Red, I thought was the best villain. One of the best villains, him and Sinister. Yes. Those two. Why haven't they done? Sinister was one of my favorite villains. I believe he would have come first. I'd like him far more than I ever liked Magneto. We at the intergalactic level now, so I think he'll be famous. Well, yes. You can't make an X -Men movie without Magneto. That hurt a lot of the problems. Of course. Of course. Because he's - I know, and I get it, and I understand that, but Magneto is the villain in every fucking movie.
Speaker: I don't know. I I I never I they never said his name. So, it never registered me because I did not read the X -Men comics. I read Deadpool. I read uh Ghost Rider and um
Speaker: I can't remember what his name was. No, but Tony was on that - Sebastian Shaw. Sebastian Shaw. Yes. Yeah, but what was his - That's his name, Sebastian Shaw. On your Omega Red thing, as far as, that was one of my, the tattoo that I used to, that was on my arm that's getting covered up. It was a Superman tattoo, but it had the Omega Red symbol.
Speaker: uh incorporated into it because he was one of my favorite villains seriously underrated in my opinion and you know yeah didn't get the love he deserved but he was the best to start I said he didn't have a character name they say he wants to be in the marvel the mcu again so I'm assuming he'll be back right they didn't give him a character name they didn't okay I think he wants to be back in the mcu yes he does he wants to return as his villain he wants to return to the same villain
Speaker: Well, they're supposed to be incorporating, they're supposed to start introducing X -Men into the MCU in this phase. Yeah. And Fantastic Four. That was the whole scene during the Doctor Strange movie. Yeah. And that's actually going to be the Reed Richards is the guy from the office. Which I always thought he should be. He was a, you know, I never really liked it. Wasn't that the guy who
Speaker: Isn't that the same guy who plays Shazam from the guy from the office? Oh, no, I'm sorry. The guy that plays Dr. Strange, he's a guy that he played Finn Rider. He played the voice of Finn Rider from Rapunzel. Rapunzel. I just have to go ahead and dedicate this to all four of us. You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. No one likes you.
Speaker: No one likes you. Yeah, we all know. It makes it worse. I was on my safari one day and I was going to type something up. And that fucking informed my snow kill. I said, I fucking hate glue. I love that. I love that I've been able to integrate that so much. It's creeped into your cerebral.
Speaker: asshole.
Speaker: You hear me on the radio. I want to go fried chicken and I came back and told you he's like ain't nobody better than Busta Rhymes right now. I said I got one for you. He's like dude. Dramatic.
Speaker: Not only did I get Tony, but what you guys missed was the chatters.
Speaker: Everybody was so mad. Fuck you, Glick. Man, fuck you, Glick. I'm out. I'm done, Glick. We're done, Glick. Walt was mad at me. Ray Novick was mad at me. I'm out of here. Everybody was. We're done. We're done, Glick. Let's just be honest. Let's just be honest.
Speaker: what's the bad guy you know that's what he is no here's the thing uh my playlist my spotify playlist is literally i you know i'll see a movie like that's a good song and i add it i i added it i added informer i had to yeah he did it got my head looks the villain click actually finds things and becomes the villain on purpose so that god damn it feller like you know
Speaker: I, you know what? Somebody has to do it. And I was having this, I was having this discussion. That doesn't mean that somebody has to be you. Nobody else is going to do it. I was having this discussion. Let's just call it like it is. If we remade, if we made remade the good, the bad and the ugly.
Speaker: I would be the good. Glick would be the bad. I sent you that video. How would I be the ugly? I'm the only one that's still married.
Speaker: That's why you're the ugly. You ugly people don't get married. I've seen a lot of ugly dudes that are married. Because you could speak the Spanish that he did. I bet you you can go... I'm making a difference on me being ugly, but that's just me. But no, I was talking to a friend of mine the other day and I was telling him, you know, we, you know,
Speaker: kind of develop a character that's loosely based on and I've been told a lot lately, apparently, because my new thing is connecting with people from high school. Apparently, when I was in high school, I had a little bit of an ego, or a lot of an ego. And I thought pretty highly of myself and whatnot. And I'm like, I don't think so.
Speaker: But, you know, talking, you know, in the course, you know, the topic of the, you know, when I'm in or when I'm reconnecting with people from high school and stuff, of course the podcast comes up and then they're like, Oh, you know, what's it about? Blah, blah, blah. Some of them watched it. Some of them have listened to it and they're like,
Speaker: Yep. There's a click. We know a little bit. You're just like, it's, it's, it's, it's a persona, you know, like in real life, I'm a lot more, you know, but somebody had to be that guy and I'm like, Hey yo, it's the bad guy.
Speaker: That's all because that's what it sounds like.
Speaker: That's called on my main account by the way. I put the uh I put the uh I put our I put our conversation
Speaker: We need to put that as an effect. We need to put that as an effect. We need to put that as an effect.
Speaker: The great thing about it is you have to hear, like anybody who's just hearing that clip, if you're listening to this, you have to go back to that episode or check it. And you have to hear the conversation leading up to it. And then the conversation.
Speaker: What episode is that, Tony? It's a Monday episode. What was y 'all? That was a Saturday night. It was a Saturday that Jeff wasn't here yet. It's on our TikTok page at Nonsense, called Nonsense.
Speaker: Uh, but that was like, that was like our, uh, our conversation that media and smoke had about nineties parties and showing up and, you know, you always had, you, you had, there was, there was four drinks and this is kind of just reiterating it because Jeff and Mike weren't there. But in the nineties, when we were growing up and you went to a party, there was four drinks that were always there. You always had some cheap ass beer. You always had Bartles and James for the ladies and.
Speaker: Boone's Farm strawberry wine for the ladies. And last but not least, SD 2020. Mad Dog every time.
Speaker: I put that clip, I put that clip on our, on our, on our TikTok page. Well, I put it on my page. And when I, when I grew up, he only has one flavor. It was just a grape. It was just a grape. We had grape, we had orange, we had red.
Speaker: now they they came out with orange julius which was oh man i fucked up on that shit i tony's already done tony's dead i said mad dog 2020 on the show and we were all three there tony said you shut your fucking whore mouth i was like
Speaker: I went wrong. Tony said, shut your whore mouth. He said, shut your fucking whore mouth, Glick. I was like, damn. Something tells me he had a few run -ins with the good old mad dog. We have all had run -ins with it, too. Mad dog is one of them. And as I said, Mad Dog is one of them. Remember drinking it? But you remember the next morning.
Speaker: I could not I could not tell you how many times I don't remember I went any time that I remember. That's the point. You hate yourself. And here's and here's the problem and this is what I what I told Tony and smoke on the show. I had a job back then. I had money. So, when I went to the parties, I showed up with Jack Daniels and Budweiser and yet somehow, someway, I still ended up drinking that MD 2020.
Speaker: I don't want to talk about that shit no fucking more. Episodes over there. We're done. We're done. You're done. You're done. How you doing? I'm done. And forever. I said I'm done. And forever. I said I'm done. And forever. I said I'm done. And forever. I said I'm done. And forever. I said I'm done. And forever. I said I'm done. And forever. I said I'm done. And forever. I said I'm done. And forever. I said I'm done. And forever. I said I'm done. And forever. I said I'm done. And forever. I said I'm done. And forever. I said I'm done. And forever. I said I'm done. And forever. I said I'm done. And forever. I said I'm done. And forever. I said I'm done. And forever. I said I'm done. And forever. I said I'm done. And forever. I said I'm done. And forever
Speaker: One word in a song
Speaker: The greatest thing about it was, well, that's the comical part. The greatest thing about it was is that I pulled him in a hook line and sinker, man. Like I wrote him in. I literally listened to the episode the other day and you could just, you could just, you could visually in your mind's eye while listening to the episode, you can hear Chris cast the name, cast the reel, and you can just hear click, click, click, click, click.
Speaker: Paul's everything. Yeah it was he watched that bobber sink and he pulled back on that rod. Like I said sometimes I do think sometimes I and that was completely unplanned that just came out of nowhere but sometimes I blame things specifically for Tony reactions because I know I'm gonna give you the best. Tony losing his mind laughing you've accomplished something.
Speaker: And most of them come off the top of my head, much like the hashtag GhostSucker. Tony called a goddamn time out on the show. He was like, hold on, time out, time out. But the funny reaction is I was like, yeah, tell that one. Tony literally called a time out on the show.
Speaker: Like he was a goddamn NFL coach. Time out. Five -yard penalty. Unnecessary roughness on the right. You said, time out. Traveling. Traveling. Traveling. You said, time out. Yo, Jim. You gotta fight that man. Seriously.
Speaker: The funny part was Tony did not see it coming. Nobody did. As soon as you said Chupacabra, my mind went, Chris is going to fucking hit me. He's going to hit me good. He's going to hit me hard. So when it happened, I was like, yeah, saw that coming. Well, not only we had Tony's reaction, but you had Jeff laugh.
Speaker: Yeah, I lost it. And then he stops and thinks, he stops and thinks, and you see the gerbil wheel in his head. And then he laughs again. And then the gerbil starts running again. I was literally eating, too. I was like, wow. I guess some of the greatest moments come off the top of my head, randomly. That's what I do. That's why I'm the host, and you're not.
Speaker: Random guys come right on top of your head. Random shit off the top of my head. I told you in the day. I'm disappointed. I'm disappointed in you Jeffrey.
Speaker: I'm disappointed in you. Fuck. Don't beat yourself up over past mistakes. You are going to fuck up again in the future. Quite possibly in the most spectacular fashion. Why worry about yesterday's fuck ups? When you have tomorrow's fuck ups to look forward to. You are a fuck up. And fucking up is part of your growth process. Embrace the process.
Speaker: Embrace the process. You have to admit that guy has got a great concept. Because it's like, no, that guy's got like, like 50 videos. Shout out to
Speaker: No, absolutely. Shout out to golf for that one. Like I said, uh, he missed it. I got, I got it. I mean, I played four times tonight. Three on Jeff. That's three strikes. You're out home. That's okay. That's okay. Hey boys, look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at?
Speaker: We need to remake that movie. Oh, there he is. Well, I don't know. I think I think we got four. We got we got four uses out of tonight. Three on Jeffrey and one on Tony.
Speaker: I'm actually surprised I was left alone on that one. See? Give it to him. Give it time. That clip just called Golf Hawk back to the show. He's like, oh, shit. Yeah, all right. Let's go on the backs to know. And we put the Golf Hawk signal out. I got to give full credit to go for that one because he
Speaker: He hit that what I love park. Like I said, we had to the show Monday and I seen that and I was like, oh, download right now. We all fuck up from time to time. We grown, we stay grown, man. That's, that's, that's true. But who are we playing tonight, Chris? We are playing tonight to wrap up this show. We are going to wrap the show up. We appreciate you guys hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the show. We was having some fun. I got some ghost stories in for you guys, man. Yeah.
Speaker: Talked a little bit of this, talked a little bit of that. Most importantly, we talked a little bit of informer. I like you for more now, informer. You lost your crew, you went, you went. Trail off with it from now on.
Speaker: Just walk away. I'm just gonna get up and start walking away with it. What the fuck? What the fuck? There's so much to a drive -by informer on us. What the hell just happened? Oh man. I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, just
Speaker: I wish I didn't have carpet floors. That would be more effective if I didn't have carpet floors. I was like, wow, you can't roll that thing. This is the world's most slowest drive by of all time. It's like a rascal scooter. What a ride along shopping carts of walnuts.
Speaker: Anyways, we do appreciate you guys hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the show tonight. We'll be back Saturday night with a brand new episode of Nonsense with Nonsense. In the meantime, check us out on the social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok.
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Speaker: Let's wrap the show up with a little Blacktop Mojo featuring Dylan Wheeler with their cover of Getaway Car. Go ahead and check out Blacktop Mojo and Dylan Wheeler, wherever you listen to music and all that jazz at, at Blacktop Mojo. I think Dylan Wheeler is just Dylan, Dylan Wheeler music. I might be wrong, but he's not hard to find. Check them both out. Go show them some love. Let them know we sent you a huge gift.
Speaker: First time I saw you, you were chasing down A cyclone all alone in a field The rail yards and clothes I kept rolling on I never thought you'd wind up chasing down
Speaker: To settle down I won't hesitate to hit the highway Before you lay me away is enough To settle down And I'll help you find something to drive Before you drown me in sin
Speaker: You're tired of walking you below the ground The sidewalk will really touch your feet Your life moves too slowly to hold you down With ringing hands you take it out on
Speaker: I said I love you now, help you find something to drive I'm fooling you, drive me insane So get yourself a car, drive it all along Get yourself a car, ride it on the wind
Speaker: Get yourself a car and drive it all along Get yourself a car and ride it on the way
Speaker: You settle down I won't hesitate to eat the highway Before you lay me to waste, no It's get along And I'll help you find something to try
Speaker: Before you drop me insane So get yourself a car and drive it all along Get yourself a car and ride it on the wind Forget yourself a car and drive it all along
Speaker: Ride it on the wind, yeah. Yeah. Whoa. OK, fair enough. OK. So what happened? I think Chris is shit -tied.
Speaker: OK, well, that being said, everybody out here, we got hit before we get cut off. Oh, he's coming right back. I'm out. I'm out about a bar. It would be an episode of Nonsensical Nonsense if we didn't have a glitch. You mean, you mean to say it wouldn't be Nonsensical Nonsense if we didn't have a glitch?
Speaker: right right right at the end of the goddamn show like literally right at the end of the goddamn show everything my earbud died and I put my other one in and the music froze I wasn't getting anything and then it came back and then my whole fucking screen was like nah fuck you homie what are you guys doing musical screens what the fuck yeah I have fun doing this shit that was actually awesome
Speaker: So I don't know what the fuck that was all about, but anywho, it wouldn't be nonsense without some kind of weird fucking glitch. No, we do appreciate y 'all hanging out with us tonight. Hopefully you enjoyed the show. We'll see you Saturday night, 6 p .m. on YouTube and Twitch for a brand new episode. Come hang out, come say hello. Don't be shy if you're in the chat or not. Jeffrey. Hello. Them's peoples.
Speaker: deuces uh Michael peace out out I'm so thankful you dropped the other part of that Tony D let these some of them a bitches know
Speaker: to do the dishes and clean up my room, to do the laundry, and in the bathroom, girls, girls. I really want his girls. Girls. Now stay full and out of trouble. Well, that's like what you're supposed to say. Did you forget your... Your lights. Mother hedge. Mother news. Mother fucker. Okay. Wine! And with that being said,
Speaker: Until next time. Now, be good or be good at it. Goodbye, motherfuckers. Hit the button. Go for it. Next time, much love, brother.
