Nonsensical Nonsense 108 Smack Bitch!!

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Speaker: Jeffrey, what's going on with you? I'm here. I'm ready. I just made it. I literally just finished as I got the notification on Facebook. I was like, oh shit, is it five o 'clock already? Good, good, nice, nice. And last but not least, the one and only, the current reigning starting five champion. Before you say anything, you better make sure your mic's on.

Speaker: You learned to turn your damn music down so it stops skipping when you're playing it with your loud ass. I got it sitting at the other end of my damn bedroom. That was literally for the past two weeks. Turn this shit down. You're gonna blow this speaker off.

Speaker: I was, I was, I was doing four different things while I was playing and I, and I thought I had a little bit more time and I literally was just running in here. Excuses, excuses, like you tell everybody else, excuses, excuses. Hey, I'm here. I'm on time. Everybody's got one. They all smell like shit. I'm here and I'm on time.

Speaker: So I could. Tony, did you see what I said on Facebook? I'm not dealing with you. You like doing that shit too much. I told you I should go fucking away. Why don't you share with the rest of the class? Why don't you share with the rest of the class? What's your Wi -Fi, actually? Seriously? Did you watch the whole video? No. I'm busy. Like, I literally. You got to finish it. You got to finish it. Because at the end, the girlfriend comes down and she's like, never mind. I figured it out.

Speaker: And dude looks so like, wow. It's actually a sketch comedy duo, these two guys. What's up, Steve? Somebody sent me that, and I was like, holy shit, I got to send this to Tony. I just got home about 20, 25 minutes ago. So I was trying to, I was trying to, Tony would do to us. Well, I'll fuck out with you. I ain't worried about Tony doing that. That's some shit I'd be worried about you doing. That's the Wi -Fi password.

Speaker: Chris do you see something in my beard?

Speaker: I was even looking at you. How did I walk into it? Nice. Damn gray. You guys want to make fun of my drink? Jesus Christ. No, I got ready. Like you read about like grizzly atoms. I need you to look your office. I know your office is in the bathroom.

Speaker: So I know you got a mirror somewhere in there. No, I don't. Where do you come on the podcast? Oddly enough, I don't. I don't. Clearly you have a light there. I have one mirror in the house. Period. Clearly you have a light in there so you can see. I need you to take a brush. And right before we get on the podcast, just do one of these numbers. You know what? I did. I was doing this. I was sitting there doing this in the reflection of my screen. Because my camera wasn't on yet, so I'm sitting there going, do I look like a

Speaker: Hey, Debbie. Hey, Roger. What's going on? I'm like, yep, I do. Yeah, you do. No, that's what I got home about 20, 25 minutes ago. Um, I went out and did my normal routine, come home, went out and I got, I got about an hour doing that. It's been busy as shit the last couple of days. I mean, if it wasn't for the, I mean, I called you yesterday with that crazy story I had. Oh yeah. I was out. I was out and about. I only went out for like an hour. Yeah. I only went out for an hour and made

Speaker: like 40 bucks yesterday and then another 40 bucks today for an hour. Tony, I gotta tell this story and I'm gonna change it up a little bit to get the context right, but not give out people's details. So I called a client. Oh shit. I received an email from a client saying, I can't send in this, can we go forward with this?

Speaker: So I look up said client by name, find her phone number, call her. Now her phone number, her name is a name that is uncommon as in like, I've never heard it before. Okay. I look her up by her first name, call her. And I say, I'm kind of confused on your email. Why can't you send the first one? And she says,

Speaker: Her accountant was murdered, and she's having trouble getting said documents. I said, wow, best excuse ever, not a problem. I hang up the phone, and I call a coworker that works on the same account with me. And I say, so I called, this is the situation, accountant murdered, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker: And he goes, that's for X company. I'm not going to say the company's name, but that's like, that's for company X, right? And I was like, wait a minute. That's company Y. Totally different customer, not even my customer. When I read her the email verbatim, she didn't blink and told me what she told me.

Speaker: Well, apparently there's two clients with the exact same name. Last names are different. I didn't put two and two together while I was making a call. And when I called the other client, she told me because the accounting office was burnt down of hers. Damn. Right?

Speaker: You know, two totally different states, two totally different things. But I was just like, whoa. I immediately called Chris. I was like, dude, you gotta hear what I just heard. I said, because you can't make this shit up. No, you can't. No, you can't. It blew my mind. There's a lot of things happening in the world where you can't make this shit up. That's for real. There's a lot of things happening. I mean, I've heard excuses like, oh, I just can't be bothered. I've heard, you know, oh, I'll get it, you know.

Speaker: you know these are real I literally looked it up the accountant was murdered and the other building did burn down I mean it's crazy but yeah it was just like whoa but literally she did not even blink didn't I mean I read her name at the bottom of the email I was like hi Jeff I'd like to send it in this I cannot send in this

Speaker: Can you please confirm, sincerely, you know, Betty's hope, you know, whatever, you know, and she didn't blink at the last name. It was weird. I mean, I sat here and stared at my screen for like five minutes going. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Yeah. I mean, I was just thrown in shock.

Speaker: No, two different offices, Roger. Two different. Two different clients. Not even the same state. Doesn't use the same accountant. Two totally different accounts. One of them is not even mine. Well, I mean, in all honesty, it sounds like there might be some shit going on and, you know, you caught her.

Speaker: Well, you gotta remember, I speak with, I'd say, in a month, I speak with 800 different clients that all use different accountants. So, I mean, there's bound determinant, we're gonna be some, you know, random shit happened to accountants, you know.

Speaker: and the same two things same two years the same year missing on both counts just kind of blew my mind exactly link is over there still getting set up

Speaker: No, no, no, I'm here. I'm listening. And I'm also going to tell everybody, I don't think we've done it yet, but I'm going to go ahead and say it. Rest in peace to Gilbert Gottfried. That was a funny moment. Nah, yeah, I wanted to get there. We did you die? Yeah, you did die the other day. You made a fucking noose, man. You made a noose. Dude, I... I don't know how you didn't hear about it. You fucking live on TikTok. Fuck you. I literally haven't even turned TikTok on today. Not with Tony's day and Mike pushing.

Speaker: But in all seriousness, I turn on my computer in the morning, and it's only worked shit, nothing else, until five o 'clock. I believe you. He died yesterday. The three of us, well yesterday was the day before. Snapchatted a few bits, and the only reason I saw it was because my phone started blowing up. I got a doozler that shot me. Yeah. Yeah, it was one of the first things that

Speaker: popped up the other day when it happened was that he had passed away and I was like, God, damn, really? Okay, crazy coincidence. As I spoke the other day, I did watch Beverly Hills Cop 1.

Speaker: Last night, I watched Beverly Hills Cop 2. Yeah, they were showing it over the weekend, too. A lot. Well, you know, I just redid my prime. And I was like, you know what? I watched one the other day. Fuck it, I'm gonna watch two. And I watched two. And I laughed my ass off from Gilbert's on camera. Gilbert's shit was hilarious.

Speaker: He's like, twist my arm! If I had like, doing a double, he's like, do it out, twist my arm! Bitch! Gilbert Godfrey was fucking amazing. Yes he was. Well, he played the parrot on Aladdin. Oh yeah, he was. From this day, you can show me a picture of that parrot and I can hear it.

Speaker: Yeah, because he was killing on Saturday Live, too. Yeah, he was. He was a beast on that damn show. Was he? I forgot he was on Saturday Live. He wanted the originals. Well, he was also, he played the principal in Problem Child. Oh, Jesus. That was good movies. My wife loves those movies. I can't, I can't watch them. They just pissed me off, because I'd kill that kid.

Speaker: That kid just needed his ass whipped. Well, that was the whole concept of that damn movie. Yeah, no, but I mean, like John Ritter, John Ritter was a goddamn saint because I'd have hung that kid up by his toes. John Ritter's another actor. We will miss him in his world, I believe. Yes. But he was a good guy. I thought he was a good guy. Well, not only was he a good guy, he was an amazing actor. I mean, I grew up watching My Sister Juice watch Three's Company all the time. Three's Company, hell yeah. And for years, I thought,

Speaker: His name was Jack Trevor. Well, you know, he was another one of those actors that surprisingly did a little bit of everything. John Ritter.

Speaker: Yeah, because he did he did horror movies. I think I'm good to go. Sorry guys. I know I'm in and out of it. Um, but uh, you know, he, he'd done a couple horror movies. He'd done some dramatic stuff. He'd also done some comedies. I mean, he was JD's dad, but, but you want to see him at his best bad Santa. Hmm.

Speaker: In Bad Santa, he's got a very, he plays, he's like the 10 of the mall, and Bernie Mac is telling him, he's telling Bernie Mac what's going on, and Bernie Mac, and Ritter's face, what he's talking about, he's talking about poking chicks in the ass, and his face is just like, ooh, ooh, he's just so funny.

Speaker: Look, only thing I remember about that movie is when you told me you ain't gonna shit right for a week. I'm sorry. That's all I remember about that movie. That legend isn't it? I love that movie. I love that, you know, I never seen more than a couple episodes of Gilmore Girls, but watching Laura Lai Gilmore ride on Billy Bob Thornton going fuck me, Santa, over and over and over. Funniest thing I've ever seen. I don't know what people say. You ain't gonna shit right for a week.

Speaker: A movie that I liked him in even better than Bad Santa, I got one for you. Jeff Rock. Yeah. Was one of my favorites that I've often quoted on here quite a bit. But Sling Blade. I still haven't finished it. I started it and fell... Yeah, but he's one of the main characters. You don't have to finish it. You know he's in it. He's one of the main characters. I've only gotten so far into it.

Speaker: Yeah. He, he, he plays a gay guy and that, and, and, and, and, uh, you gotta watch it because towards the end there's a scene where, where he's like,

Speaker: I reckon that boy and his mama's gonna need a good man in there, and he's like, what are you gonna do? I started watching, last night, I realized, before I started watching Beverly Hills Cop 2, I realized that Prime added Reno 911, and I've never seen it. I've only seen clips of it on TikTok and YouTube and stuff like that, and I started watching it, and holy shit, I was laughing my ass off.

Speaker: Dude keeps going up these cars and people over the door knocking the fuck out. I Try to watch that show to a boy can walk around a little tiny ass

Speaker: He's like I petitioned I petitioned the city council to get my short sock uniform I was dying last night, and I was like okay. I can't watch anymore. I'm gonna watch those cop to go to bed I

Speaker: And about right after Godfrey was on screen as I started to pass out, so I shut it off and went to bed. Because it was like 3 o 'clock in the morning. I watched the movie today. And ever since we started talking about actors who was enrolled, we didn't realize how many of their movies they had been around. Right. I watched the X -Files movie today. There was an actor in there I did not realize was in that movie that's doing pretty good right now. Who's that? Lucas Black. No shit. He's in the next one.

Speaker: When I watched it this morning, he was the kid that fell in the hole in the alien gun.

Speaker: I heard the voice. I'm like this sounds like I Know he was a legion which I still say was a good movie. I don't care with nobody Legion was a good movie. Which I enjoyed angels gonna fight and shit. Yeah. Oh Yeah, that was a fantastic Yeah, and then he was did uh, you know, he did Tokyo drift and he was in uh, yeah to the other fence on Fast and Furious movies He didn't do NCIS

Speaker: Yeah, that's the kid from Slingblade and he's in NCIS New Orleans. He's a Slingblade. He's the kid in Slingblade. Chris and I was talking about that a while back, but I don't think it was on the podcast, but we talked about the fact that Lewis Black was in Slingblade and I was like, oh no shit, another reason to watch it.

Speaker: When he yeah, he was a kid when he was a slave lady black and I hear him talk It just sounds like somebody just actually come out like a motherfucker. You can't even deny it. It sounds like Well, he's originally from the country Alabama

Speaker: Yeah, he's originally from Alabama, so he's got that thing. But in NCIS New Orleans, he's been on that show since it started. And his character, he plays a character from Alabama, so they just let that accent roll. I think anything Lucas Black is in, they're just like, okay, your character's gonna be from Alabama cuz we might shake in that accent down. No, just fuck around, stick with it. I think every Alabama movie, yeah, he's got to be in that shit.

Speaker: But he's been in a ton of stuff. Yeah, he has. I didn't realize how much he had been here. Yeah, he's in a good chunk of the Fast and Furious movies. He's in 3 or 4, though. He's only in 3 or 4. He's in Fast and Furious. He's in F9. Fast and Furious 10. Fast and Furious 7. He's in like two or three scenes. It's like he's not been there. 6, The Fate of the Furious. Yeah, he's in like a lot of them. 10 hasn't come up yet. But he's only done like four of them.

Speaker: Yeah, but he's, he's, he's like, uh, it's smallest parts. It's like recurring roles. Oh, nine. He had, oh, nine. He had more of a major part in Tokyo Drift. He had a major part. So there's two of them. He's still a part of the goddamn movie franchise. Oh, yeah. Yes, he is. Yes, he is. Oh, I'm sure he's getting paid, too. I bet you Ja Rule kicking himself for not being that damn movie. I bet you did. Ludacris making all his fucking money. Oh, yeah. Ludacris and Tyrese making all his money. They're both sending out his, wait, there's a paycheck in it? Tyrese is in his underwear singing Sweet Lady. Leave that man alone.

Speaker: Baby boy was a terrible fucking movie That was a shitty fucking movie I like waste deep I

Speaker: I think even Tyreese would say that was a shitty movie and he wished much like much like Ryan Reynolds wishes that he could take Green Lantern off of his resume or You know who spark he got you know who's pulled to play that part

Speaker: Who? He should have kept it. He should have kept it. Oh, no shit. Well, I think that's why he had that big tube. That would have made the movie better. Yeah, probably. That would have made the movie better if they had a zombie. It would have been a different movie, though. I don't know. I don't know. It would have been a different movie, though. Snoop wouldn't have punked his ass out. That's for damn sure. Oh, hell no. Yes, he would have. No, he wouldn't have. That motherfucker said, that's you, Jody? Is this Jody?

Speaker: That was a bad movie. I don't care what y 'all say. That was a bad movie. I love it. And you look at Taurish's career now. I love Bing range too. Bing range is a badass. Bing range is a badass. You look at his career and what he's done since, you know, he's kind of looked back and have some regret on that movie. He's a paycheck. He could tell me he doesn't. He did good enough. Yeah, but you know what? That's not necessarily true because I just heard a thing the other day that Matthew McConaughey turned down a

Speaker: $14 million roll because he did not want to be known as the shirtless heartthrob. He wanted to do more serious movies. And when he was in, I think they said, I think they said when he did the Dallas Buyers Club, which was after this movie that he turned down, that he only got like 80 grand for that movie.

Speaker: Yeah, but here's the thing when they so it's not just a page. I watched the interview. I saw Facebook a while back about that 14 million. It was originally eight and he's like, no, I'm good. Yeah, it was originally and they were like, how about 10? And he's like, no, I'm good.

Speaker: And then they got to 14 and he went, I'm good. Get the point. I don't want to be. Well, then he also turned around a few years later. What movie was it? What movie was it? It never got made. Yeah, it never got made. Because you know, Will Smith said there's a movie he regretted he didn't do because he didn't think it was going to work. Speaking of Mr. Will Smith. He was supposed to be waiting. He was supposed to be in The Matrix.

Speaker: Yeah, well not only that, but if you remember correctly, Will has said it quite a few times, that he said he would never do a Marvel or DC movie, and he was offered a couple of roles, and at that time he was like, I'm not doing superhero movies, I'm not doing, and then he did Hancock. And then he did Hancock. Well Hancock was before those. No, it was after. No, it was after. Which superhero role was he offered?

Speaker: I think he was supposed to be - Had to be Superman because Hancock came out before Suicide Squad. No, no, no, it was, it was, no, it was, I don't think the movie got made again. I don't know that, but he said he didn't want to do superhero movies, and then he did Hancock, and then he did Men in Black, which, Men in Black is - It's a comic book movie. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker: But when he finally gave in to DC, I hated that they replaced him in Suicide Squad 2. Well, get ready for more hate, because on Twitter the other day, I saw this, Will Smith is devastated. 10 years of Oscar ceremony were voted. His biographical film canceled.

Speaker: Yeah, I've read that story. Bad Boys 4, cancelled. Oh yeah, everything's getting cancelled. That's a loose movie and it was shooting with Netflix, cancelled. I Am Legend 2, cancelled. Yes. It will be replaced with Michael B. Jordan. And hold on, the fact that he quote unquote quit the Academy is actually a spin. They kicked him out.

Speaker: Yeah, he got kicked out. He tried to get ahead of it. And his wife didn't even back him up. Hell no, she was out there banging that 20 -year -old dude while he just... And Jada's boyboy... As they should. I don't know why that man stuck up for her. His book sales have tripled in cost. His what sales? His book sales?

Speaker: Well, it doesn't it is basically telling the story it doesn't say they're extremely pricey now Nobody wants to work with any of them on the box. Nope. That's what so not only did he kill his own career? Well bad boys bad boys for is it bad boys for is it canceled? It's on hold

Speaker: because at this point I believe that movie franchises is his and Martin Lawrence's baby. So it's on hold. Yeah, I think it's on hold. It is a Martin Lawrence baby and he asked me to be on it with him because I watched the story. Martin Lawrence was supposed to get it. They asked on, I think it was data carrying somebody else. I think they turned it down. So Martin took it and they will be on there with him. So really it's a Martin Lawrence thing.

Speaker: They know they know if they make that movie right now Nobody's gonna see it because everybody's best it will so I'm gonna watch it I'm watching it. I'll watch it. I am legend, too

Speaker: I ain't even mad at him. You know what? I'm mad at that fucking whore that he's married to. I am too. Why are you sticking out for that bitch? According to the article that I was reading just now, is that she didn't ask him to do that, which I don't believe for a fucking heartbeat. But supposedly she didn't ask him to go defend her. But if you go from laughing for one second, then look at your woman and she'll look at you like, motherfucker, you better do something.

Speaker: then you have to do something or you also have to do something. You have to do something as a husband, exactly. Yeah, or you can sleep in a doghouse for the rest of your life. Hey, when she's over here in the kitchen, that's everybody. Yeah, exactly. You're the fucking doghouse. Yeah, so she may not have said it, but she implied it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You do me like she did him. She said before you, you right by me! Yeah.

Speaker: You do me like she did him. You go up there and handle your business, you bald bitch. Maybe your fucking boyfriend will do it. What the fuck are you looking at me like that for? I'm only here for appearance. Yeah, I'm sorry. At the end of the day, open relationship or not. Got me fucked up. If you're going to flaunt who you're fucking in front of me, you will handle your own damn business or call your fucking boy. Because I'm going to laugh my ass off of him making fun of you. And I will make the G .I. Jane posters.

Speaker: Nah, that shit. See, I ain't, you know, like, it is what it is. I ain't gonna boycott the man's movies, because, I mean, now, I don't really care for his serious movies. I did like, um, the one where he was, uh, where he was, uh, uh, the dad, and he was trying to get a job, and they were, I think they were homeless. Oh, uh, Pursuit of Happiness. Yeah, I did like that movie. That was a good movie. Yeah, I know it is. Uh, that was a really good movie. That movie, too, about, hello.

Speaker: Right, as a father, right? If it doesn't, then there's some shit going on with you. Because not everybody makes it out of their struggle. That's my point. But I did like that one. But I like, you know, I don't hate on Will Smith movies. He makes some phenomenal fucking movies. Oh, no, he's an amazing actor. I mean, exactly, Roger. I agree.

Speaker: I agree. Well, even as you said, Tony, when we first talked about it was, uh, everybody can get paid on this and it seems like Will's not, but Chris Rock's, uh, ticket sales have skyrocketed as well. Chris Rock said he ain't saying nothing. He just paid spoiler alert.

Speaker: Yeah I told you guys two weeks ago we were talking about this and here we are talking about it. They're gonna be okay. We the only ones talking about this shit generating money. I'm not mad at Will. He had his marriage. Y 'all know good damn Will. They've been talking about his marriage for the past 10 -15 years. We've been talking about his kids. He's gonna be pissed off. Y 'all keep acting like y 'all are gonna get pissed off if somebody talk about your fucking family.

Speaker: Fuck that shit. He had a fucking breakdown. He got tired of this shit. I ain't gonna get pissed off if somebody talks about my wife if she does me like she did him. He's got plenty of money. He ain't got a way back then. Sit back and chill. Put your feet up. At the end of the day, they all have enough money. They don't have to work ever again. And they still got plenty of money. Yeah, but taxes will kill you when you don't work again. We learn that from a lot of rich folks.

Speaker: If you get as Nicholas, as Nicholas cage, as speaking of Nick cage, I saw the trailer again. Oh my God. I gotta see it. Only see it. Oh, speaking of trailers, speaking of movies, uh, it's, it's where Nick plays himself. Yeah. Oh yeah. I saw that. I saw that. It looks funny as well. Um, supposedly

Speaker: And I noticed the movie that we've all been talking about. We want to see. Well, you only got to wait a couple more days, boys, because I saw that. Well, not that he told me the other one is coming out on the 18th. I'm talking about Monday. The Batman is doing so poorly and has done so poorly in the theaters that they bumped up the streaming date like three days.

Speaker: That's just pulling off what the article said. I didn't hear anything bad about it though. That's the thing. That's my point. But the problem is I haven't heard people are going to a movie theater. I haven't heard good or bad. After the pandemic and stuff, people aren't going to the movie theaters. No, no. You know what? Why am I going to go drop movie tickets right now? Exactly. Speaking of theaters. Where the hell are you getting tickets at?

Speaker: I think the AMC down the road for me is like $16 or $17 a ticket. That's crazy. Going to daytime. Some of us have jobs. Yeah, I know. But we don't work every day. So there's a day you don't work. Go check it out. Yeah, but I don't work on the weekends. And guess what? During the day, their ticket prices on the weekends are as much as they are during at night. Let me check. Because I forgot. And I used to go to movies and care about the price.

Speaker: Oh no, back in the day, I loved going to the movies. I still love going to the movie theater. But man, the prices... There's a part of the social distancing they've been telling everybody to maintain, so I'm gonna give them that. Oh yeah. Dude, I went years ago. My first IMAX experience with like, you know, IMAX movies and all that shit came out. My first IMAX movie theater, movie experience, I went and seen G .I. Joe 2, Retaliation.

Speaker: Yeah, look at me like that. But watching it in IMAX? I mean, that surround sound, that surround sound, that shit was sick. They did a lot with that movie. They were doing a whole lot with that movie. They almost did too much of the thing, but they almost did too much of Street Fighter. Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah, I agree. I mean, I like those movies. I don't know what they were. I like them too. I didn't expect much out of them. That's the thing. I didn't expect a whole lot out of them. So going into it, much like Transformers.

Speaker: The Transformers were great, then it started getting crazy. Well, I went into Transformers not expecting a lot, and then they were fucking awesome. Well, I expected a lot. And then they started to fall off. Yeah, I got mad because of what I expected. Only because you didn't bring any Transformers. You didn't bring enough of the Transformers that we recognized. Not in the first one. But...

Speaker: Cause they had transformers in there I never fucking heard of. It took forever to bring hot rod. And then he's French. Hey man. What? Yeah, but they, I, they, but they, but they did, they did, they did, they did the destructive cons. They kinda. And.

Speaker: Didn't they? Didn't they introduce the Dinobots? They didn't introduce the Dinobots. I didn't like what they did. I didn't like what they did with the Dinobots, but they were savage. They were huge.

Speaker: And it's almost like, what else can he do? The only thing I want to suggest is to bring back some of the old characters because everybody wants a damn scene, but then you got to pay them. Then you got to come up with the graphics for it. Then you got to do the CGI, all that. So I got that. Well, and that's the thing. Well, and that's the thing with Michael Bay. Michael Bay was doing those movies. Yeah. And the great thing about Michael Bay is Michael Bay is not a big fan of CGI.

Speaker: So when there's, when there's, when there's fight scenes, like when they were in the desert and there was all those, like they bought that, that ghost, that village or that old village, they bought it just so they could destroy it. So they were literally blowing shit up. Like he wants his movies. Obviously you can't do, you're not going to build real life transformers, but you know what he can control and take the CGI out of, he doesn't want it. He wants it as realistic as possible. So, and that's why,

Speaker: That's why, uh, you know, uh, in Transformers three, I think it was Shia LaBeau, or no, it was two. He had that cast on his hand, the entire movie almost. Cause he broke his arm during the film, filming of that movie. The second one? I think it was the second one. He might've been good. The third one was darker. The more he didn't have a cast. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, third one was Dark Side of the movie. I think it was the second one because that's when he was in college and Scorponox and all that was... Yeah, yeah, yeah. ...interdude. But he had that cast on in the movie because he broke his arm filming the movie because he did his own stunts and stuff like that. Yeah, because he was killing that role. Oh yeah, even after he broke his arm. I know, I wish he wouldn't have lost his fucking mind because that kid was such... I loved watching him act. I would love to see why he lost his mind.

Speaker: I was like, nobody has had that question. And you know what tripped me out? Watch the second one and leave the closed captioning on it. One day. Because I used to not watch TV with closed captioning. Yeah, I can't do it. It drives me crazy. I'm not gonna lie to you. After a while, I would just start watching what they were saying. And I looked at it, I was like,

Speaker: I had to rewind and say, Oh shit. Okay. Well, that is the funny thing about closed captioning because every once in a while I'm too lazy to turn it off and I'm watching a movie and you see a line and it's like, wait a minute. I've been telling you something totally different. They've been telling us shit in these movies. We not buying one down that rabbit hole, but I'm just, you know, like I'm saying, like I thought Sherlock Holmes is talking to people. Ain't nobody paying attention. Hey man, speaking of Sherlock Holmes,

Speaker: My ass did not know that there was a second one until we were talking about Sherlock Holmes. Are you serious? A few episodes back, remember when we was talking about it? So they got both of them, they got both of them on HBO Max. Yes. Third one's getting ready to come out too, by the way. We've been waiting on that. Now it's happening. That one's in line with Top Gun. That's the fear we did make it out. Well, I think what happened with Sherlock Holmes was just...

Speaker: I think I read this somewhere, I could be wrong. But Robert Downey Jr's schedule with Marvel was so busy. But now it is supposed to be happening. But no, so the other night I love him at Sherlock Holmes.

Speaker: And I want like 40, I want 40 Robert Downey Jr. Sherlock Holmes movies. And I would be happy as hell with all of them. Well, I don't know what he's going to do past the second one. The third one might be it for him because we even started running Iron Man into the ground. Well, and he said that this, you know, that last movie was his last time playing Iron Man in a full movie. Now he's going to make cameos.

Speaker: but he's done doing a full on main character. Yeah. He's still going to pop up in the Marvel universe. I have to ink, man. He got an $80 million deal. I did see that story. So I know that's going to be for Sherlock Holmes. I think he's going to be a couple more Iron Man cameos. Yeah, he's going to pop up. Yeah, he's going to pop up. Same thing with Chris Pine. He's got to do Sherlock Holmes. Everyone has to come up. Same thing with Chris Pine. You know, these guys in this first. I think he's been in Star Trek.

Speaker: Chris, Chris, the other Chris. Captain America. Chris Evans. Chris Evans. Yeah, these first, these original phase, Marvel phase, the MCU, they're gonna have pop -up roles. They're not going away. I mean, hello, do Dr. Strange, man.

Speaker: And they're bringing my girl back, the Scarlet Witch. I was like, and she looks nasty, man. Like, she's about to fuck some shit up in that new Doctor Strange movie. That new Doctor Strange supposed to tie a whole lot of shit together? Mm -hmm. And I do mean a whole lot of shit. Yeah. Well, it's also supposed to introduce a lot of new characters into the MCU. Of course. I think, you know, X -Men,

Speaker: Uh, the latest, the yeah. Fantastic for the latest Spider -Man movie introduced Tom Hardy's venom into the MCU in credits and credits. Oh yeah. He got pulled into Tom Holland's world. Yeah. So, you know, uh, they're starting to, they're starting to introduce these characters that

Speaker: are Sony and Fox owned or whatever to bring them into the MCU. And that's how they're tying them in is through this multiverse stuff. Well, we got Morbius, so.

Speaker: They are tearing that movie. I heard that movie was dog shit. That's what I heard. Absolutely dog shit. I hate it. I hate it. They tearing that movie. I'm going to watch it. I don't like listening to the critics. I don't like listening to what people say when it comes because people destroyed the Superman movies. People destroyed Ben Affleck as Batman. People destroyed the Justice League movie. They destroyed anybody who was ever Batman.

Speaker: after Adam West, anybody who was ever bad. I don't think, well, I think the biggest, I think the biggest criticism that Michael Keaton got, I think the biggest criticism Michael Keaton got was before he played Batman, because the critics didn't see him as a Batman, after the fact. Jack Nicholson got all the credit, Michelle Pfeiffer got all the credit, Michael Keaton got a bunch of criticism. Everybody who played Batman after him has got it. Christian Bale's pretty much the most suspected Batman outside of Keaton right now.

Speaker: And now you got your boy playing Batman. I got to see how this movie was. Why the fuck's he got to be my boy? Harry Potter. That's not Harry Potter. Who is it? Was he in a Harry Potter? First of all, if it was Harry Potter, that's Jeff's boy. No, it's the sparkly vampire guy. And that's Jeff's boy. Oh, that's not Harry Potter. Yeah, that's Twilight.

Speaker: But I heard it was good. My son said it was, we said it was better than that last Spider -Man. Yeah, I'm actually, I'm actually looking forward to watching it. Probably, I'll probably watch it Tuesday. The day it comes out, I'm going to watch it. Well, we have the show and I have work. Yeah, it comes out Monday. Tuesday. Yeah. I was going to say, we have the show and I'm not going to go after the show. I mean, I'm not doing three hours after the show watching a damn Batman movie.

Speaker: So my ass has got to get up at four o 'clock in the morning on Tuesday. We normally do two. We shut off when wrestling comes off. Maybe because we got to get up in the morning for work. Yeah. I was going to say, it's bad enough. I stay up until 11 to watch wrestling every Monday. So I'll probably watch it Tuesday. I may wait and watch it the weekend with Cash. Hit the backstage. Got it. With Cash, just because Cash and I watch a lot. Like, we're watching Moon Knight together.

Speaker: So Monday, actually this Monday, because of all the shit, I mean, you were busy Monday evening. Jeff's dumbass. This motherfucker. Jeffrey, actually I want to address this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't check my phone until I finish work. I don't check my phone until I finish work. I don't care. And all I saw was... I didn't read anything, because I was like, hey, are we going? Obviously you didn't read anything. No, I don't read anything, because I...

Speaker: 99 % of the time you guys go on Monday without me. It's no big deal because Monday's not you know a big deal for For because I'm usually busy Yeah This motherfucker, oh, there's something my beard Chris. It's right here right here right here. Oh

Speaker: No, sorry, I had a call come in. I had to... No, read the message. We created a group chat not for you to send us 500 TikTok videos and not for you to send us 7 ,000 voice messages so we can conversate. So then we try to conversate and here comes Jeff. So send an audio, bitch. I can't read. I'll be here. I know. That's what I did today. I said nobody's going to be there. So what time are you going to be there? Nobody's going to be there.

Speaker: I called your ass out in the audio today and I was like, some people don't like to read messages. Some people have lives.

Speaker: One of us on this podcast that has a life shut up I have a work life. Let's put it that way. I don't I have a wife calls me unless my wife calls me My phone pretty much stays dormant all day until I'm done when Tony decides to go to work He has a work life, but if he's not at work, he's on apps

Speaker: That's how you tell Tony's not work today. He's on Habs. I know I see you Rod earlier. You're like Habs shout out. Where the hell is everybody at? It's awful quiet here lately. We working, man. No, there's. Hooked on phonics doesn't work for everyone. That's right. The man cannot read, Rod.

Speaker: The man reads 4 ,000 emails a day. Does he really? In his defense, it is well documented on this podcast that he cannot read to save his life. Can't read, can't write, can't type. You can read 4 ,000 emails a day, but God forbid you read two text messages in a group chat that pertains to the podcast.

Speaker: 90 % of the time you guys are talking about other shit, so I don't read them. No, you are talking about other shit.

Speaker: Jess on Habs. He's like, I wonder where the guys are. I'm waiting out by invite. Actually, no. I started to rewatch Game of Thrones on that website you talked about, Chris. Why? That website I found. Why? Because it's fucking genius and Amelia Clark is gorgeous. Oh my God. Isn't that the chick who refused to show her boobies after showing her boobies in every episode for like the first two seasons? I don't know.

Speaker: There was one of the chicks that was on there like the whole entire first season she was basically naked and fucking everything whether it be a dragon, a horse, or a person. And then after that she was like, I ain't that afraid to do nudity anymore. They had to bring in like, they had to bring in stunt movies for her. Who? Walt's cat meets. Yeah, he does, Roger. You. I don't do cat movies. Fuck cats. Yeah, I think it was the chick that played

Speaker: What was her name? Mother of dragons goddess of dragons or something like that I think it was her after the first maybe it was her I don't know but one of the one of those chicks on there after spending an entire season naked she was like I'm no longer doing

Speaker: You're already, they're not going back and editing you out of the first season. Everybody's already seen your business. Yeah, everybody's already seen your colon. You're probably seeing your inside. But I looked up something because somebody brought it up on a video and it was like Game of Thrones has the most nudity in it. It's actually not.

Speaker: True blood is actually has like 25 more nude scenes than Yeah, I was gonna say man HBO The order goes true blood Sportacus no, it's actually no it goes true. Oh, yeah, Spartacus did have a lot of nudity in it But I mean they had entourage then Game of Thrones in order

Speaker: Sex in the city had nudity in it. I didn't want this floor ugly bitches. I do not want to see naked It's bad enough I got a look at what's her face is fucking horse mouse horse mouth and everything she does W got a horse mouth. Oh No, she does. I've seen but I'm not looking at her mouth. Oh

Speaker: I don't think those chicks got nude that much. I've seen every single episode. Well HBO... Like I said, it's probably a lot. I never watched it. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I know a lot of different things. Surgeons get correct. It is more toplessness than anything. However, Kim Cattrall, full on frontal.

Speaker: Well your boy, your boy was in, was in that one show on there. Weeds or something like that. What's his face from, from, from, no, no. Is it the guy from Xbox that was in hung? No. Thomas Jane was in hung. There was a lot of nudity in that. What's his face? What's from Xbox? A molder. He was in a,

Speaker: No, he was in a show, I don't think it was Weeds, but he was in a show on HBO. Weeds was, no, actually Weeds wasn't bad. Then there was a show about, wasn't there a show that Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Franco was in that like, she was a hooker and it was like a, and then she got into porn and stuff like that. Was that on HBO or was that on Cinemax?

Speaker: Tony, what the hell did you do to your screen? Whatever you put all over your food is all over your screen. The sun is moving. Oh, OK. I was going to say, it looked like you had saran wrap over your camera. Right? I was like, what are we waiting on? I'm backing away from my screen. Calm down, Dexter. Calm down, Dexter. He's got his kill room over there. Hold on. Let me ask Google here. I forget what it was.

Speaker: TV shows with the most nudity. So in order, according to IMDB, Sex in the City has the most nudity, then Entourage, then Queer as Folk,

Speaker: California's secret diary of a call girl, true blood, Spartacus, Spartacus, gods of the arena. Spartacus, they were naked a lot.

Speaker: That other one the confessions of a call girl that was that was number nine is Game of Thrones number ten is shameless There's a lot of fucking weird sexies and shameless House of Lies is number 13 Masters of six Orange is the new black black sails real sick black sails. I just looks what's that real six isn't on the list I

Speaker: No, it's TV shows real sex was like like it was a can was good Yeah, but it wasn't like a a it was more of a documentary though Yeah, you just said something else before real um before I act that read the last three on that list again as you was just reading There is finally sending me chat sending me text making He was at 15 House of lies

Speaker: It's got Don Cheadle in it. Girl's Guide to Depravity. Jesus. Was number 14, Masters of Six, 15, 16, 17 black sales. Tell me you love me. Is number 18 black sales? Yes.

Speaker: Remember how far back HBO goes with their original television and they've always had nudity in it Did they do did HBO do the L word? No, I think that was

Speaker: I was going to say because I have a feeling that the L word would probably put most of those shows to shame. This is according to IMDB. This isn't like HBO. This is IMDB. Weeds is 37. Dexter's 38.

Speaker: That's you didn't have a whole lot of nudity in it. No it didn't I mean it sounded down. I didn't know that had nudity in it, but that shows fucking I never finished that show. I want to start Yeah, I don't remember there being nudity because I know the one chick that was in that movie That chick from the tutors. She's gorgeous. I remember her name Sopranos is 42 and Salem is 43 the tutors. What's her name that the blonde chick? She's

Speaker: She's in Game of Thrones as well. She's gorgeous. Black Sails should have had a lot more to it because it came out right after the surprise of the Caribbean phase. But that was a long ass story that shot. They had it in there. I can't remember what her name is. Is that wood on there anywhere? No. It's not on this list of 43.

Speaker: I mean, now the one I looked up on actually - Well, I guess there wasn't a lot of news. I mean, there was like two of the main sets. Well, two of the main sets in Deadwood were in brothels or whorehouses because you had the two horse, two whorehouses in Deadwood. I guess, I mean, that was more, it wasn't a whole lot of sex scenes. Um,

Speaker: from what I recall, but you would randomly see the girls wandering around with their boobs out. It just happens. Yeah. You know, because they would like, you know, like I said, there's really no other way to say it because that's what they were back in the wild was they were whorehouses. Yeah, well, yeah, exactly. Oh, and I did, I did watch Young Guns 2. I did finish it.

Speaker: Hey, Cam, speaking of Cam, hit your boy up and see if he's still interested in coming back on and when he wants to come on. Cameron, I was listening to that episode today. That was a good interview, by the way, guys. With what? With Brandon. With Brandon? I was actually talking with our hopefully new interviewee.

Speaker: today about that interview with Brandon Ford. She's done podcasts before. She's done a ton of podcasts. Yes, she has. She's actually, yeah, I sent you guys her website. She's actually really cool. I talked to her for about 30 minutes today, kind of going over work stuff, but I did bring up the possibility she is down. We just need to figure out a date.

Speaker: when she's available and when we're available. I haven't had a chance to look through her stuff all the way yet, but I'll probably do that tonight when we get done when I sit down and go through her Instagram, dude, you're gonna laugh your ass off in the one picture because you don't see it coming and it's just, bam, and I laugh my ass off.

Speaker: I'll mention it in the Snapchat later because holy shit. Did not see it coming and I was like, ha ha, nice. But no, she's very accomplished. I don't know if you've seen her body of work. No, I haven't seen it much of anything. I clicked on it for a second and I seen podcasts and I clicked on that and I started scrolling. But it was as I was leaving work. And then on top of it, I was, you know, then I came home and

Speaker: Basically ran right out the door and changed. She's very quickly. I literally, she sent me her the website today and I said, oh, okay, I'm going to send this over to the boys. She's like, great. I get to be judged by a bunch of guys. Scrutinized. She says, great. I can't wait to be scrutinized by a bunch of guys. I'm like, yeah, it's kind of, you're kind of like walking into the locker room. So we're going to shoot away.

Speaker: Yeah, I mean, you know, it's not like we're gonna be like usual shaboos or anything like that, but... Jeff probably won't. She seems really... Fuck you, Chris. But, uh, she seems pretty cool. I've talked to her a couple times, uh, done a couple meetings with her, uh, and as I said, her... I think it's her husband, uh, is a website designer as well. So... Win, win, win, win. For everybody. So we can kind of get her stuff out there. I don't know if she still does stand up, but she does do stand up.

Speaker: Um, she doesn't even do stand up anymore. What does she do? She works with you. She works with us. Well, you know, I like to see like, like when we talked with Rob about stand up, I'd be curious to get her perspective on, you know, the female side of stand up comedy. They all suck.

Speaker: I'm going to warn her about you. She might be actually watching. I sent her the link, so careful, Chris. Trying to do a man's job. Get back in the kitchen, woman. No. Jesus Christ. I'm going to get a message in a minute. Never mind. I'm good. My Google chat will just bring in here in about 30 seconds. Never mind. I'm good.

Speaker: She's a comedian. She can take a joke. Yeah. And she seems pretty cool. But yeah, I believe it's time for a break. I know it is. She's trying to find us all. It is. Yep. It is. Well, we have a special request for the second hour break. So I figured I would, uh, I would go ahead and, and, and second hour, I'll go ahead and do that. Cause apparently I'm KCK. So when I'm taking long distance dedications,

Speaker: There you go. Sadie, did you get my coke? What's on the menu for tonight? I don't know. You bought groceries, woman. What are you cooking? Yeah. But with that being said, we are going to take a real quick break. We'll be back here in just a few moments, about five minutes or so. When we come back from break, we do have the starting five announcements to make. Yes. And all that fun jazz.

Speaker: And I felt like there was something else I was going to say, but I forgot. But anyways, go ahead and enjoy a little Blacktop Mojo. The perfect toast doesn't exist, folks. Just telling you now. I said it. I am the perfect toast. I'm great at everything I do. We had that discussion. But no, like I said, we are going to take a real quick break. If you guys are already fans of Blacktop Mojo and you haven't already,

Speaker: Go ahead and check them out on all social media, and everywhere you stream music, make sure you let them know we sent ya. Just kind of stroke while you guys here. Can we hear some Blacktop Mojo? Can we hear some Blacktop Mojo? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we can. And if you're not a Blacktop Mojo fan, or if you don't know who they are, well then you're in luck, because I'm about to pleasure your ear holes for the next four and a half minutes. Yes. And if you know who they are, go tell a friend. Be kind. Sharon. Sharon is caring. The more you know, that's half the battle.

Speaker: Blacktop Mojo with I Will Ramble On. Enjoy. We'll be right back.

Speaker: She's the one to blame for playing with my heart and fooling with my soul. How did I believe she was there?

Speaker: In this race against the pain, I'm coming in late.

Speaker: And my head is a -twisting like the sunlight through the trees And these flares come out from nowhere back to the memory And I can still taste the lonesome, every single kiss The bitch I only heard, I lost the poison and left The only thing I can do now is run So I will ramble on

Speaker: Every quiet time that I pass along this road, I always get the feeling that everybody knows that I'm running through something that I just can't escape. I can't go back now, no, I feel it is too late. In my head, it is a tragedy. I'm in the sun, I ain't through the dream.

Speaker: It still takes a lot of sin Every single kiss There'll be a sale in the wrong hands The frozen and the dead Stay on that flame I can't move around this world So I will revel on

Speaker: Oh,

Speaker: And I hate the sunlight through the trees And this place comes out from nowhere Back to my memory And I can still taste the lies of every single kiss Don't be afraid of the hurt I ask, the pause in the lips The only thing I can do now is struggle So I will ramble on

Speaker: Hell yeah! Well, blacktop motion for you. Hopefully you enjoyed that.

Speaker: We are back. Hopefully enjoyed the first hour. We appreciate y 'all hanging out with us, as always. If you're not already, go ahead and hit us up on the social media. It's at 9 -6 -9 -7 on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Your audio is best up, Chris. Your audio is best up, Chris. You sound like you're miles away from your mic. I'm right on top of my mic. No, it doesn't sound like it. Sounds weird. Sounds weird, seriously.

Speaker: Refresh your page. I don't know. This is the point of the show where maybe you guys will start talking and filling it in with all that stuff. Never mind. Nope. Nope. It's fixed. It's better right there.

Speaker: Okay. I don't know what it was. But anyways, as I was saying, I don't know how bad that's going to sound on the replay. But if you guys aren't already, go ahead and check us out on all social media at Nonsense School Nonsense. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok. Join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night right here on HAPS. Download the app. It's free. Give us a follow. You'll get your notification. You can come hang out in the chatters box with us.

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Speaker: want to get involved in the chatters box. Oh champions, a smitcher on starting five, or you just want to email us about whatever it's there. It's available. And with that being said, Snapchat. Yes.

Speaker: Well, we are on Instagram. That's Instagram nonsense. On both of them, yes. We don't have Snapchat. We don't have a Snapchat out. That's just our group between the three of us. But that's for... That's just our personal Snapchat. Yeah, that's just for us to talk to each other and kind of, hey, you guys ready? Kind of thing. Administrator Page. Yeah, thank you. That's the word I was looking for. But yeah, we are on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter. That's so we can talk about you behind your back.

Speaker: It's all us, right there on Spotify.

Speaker: Right there on Anchor. I'm not on Rumble. On Listen Notes. On Twitter. I am on Rumble, but I don't use it. On Instagram. Whatever Knitter is. We're apparently on Knitter. I said Knitter with two T's. N -I -T -T -E -R. N -I -T -T -E -R. Knitter is very similar to Rumble.

Speaker: But it's for podcasts. Facebook, SoundCloud, apparently we are on SoundCloud. SoundCloud is Amazon.

Speaker: But yeah, just ask Siri, or ask Google, or ask Google, nonsensical nonsense podcast. You can find me. I actually was posting to the podcast on Spotify, folks. If we are on Rumble, it's something that Jeff has set up. Tony and I do not enforce that nonsense. We are not on Rumble. No, you are not on Truth Social. I'm not on Truth Social. I'm not either. Never even heard of Truth Social. I am on Truth Social, no.

Speaker: Isn't truth social in that the goat? That's what I thought. I got him to agree. I got him to agree. Yeah. I ain't on it. I got him. I said the goat, he went, yep. No, I didn't have a little bit of a head now. I was like, mm -mm.

Speaker: But isn't that, isn't that who I'm thinking of? I think that's Trump's page. That's what I meant. I didn't want to say it because we don't. Roger, we are on Twitch as well. We should be live. We are on Twitch. We are on YouTube.

Speaker: to catch any videos any of the video replays it's the best place to watch it is on YouTube it's kind of hard to watch on Facebook because you when we do get lulled and we start to get slow in spots you'll want to scroll so put us up on YouTube watch us there

Speaker: Yeah. For replay. Uh, yeah, like I said, make it easy on yourself. Go to Google, go to Safari, go to whatever you use to go to Bing, go ask Jeeves. Fucking ask Jeeves if you want to. Remember Ask Jeeves? The search engine? I used Duck Duck Go all of a sudden. Well, you used Duck Duck Go. Either way, just put in nonsensical nonsense podcasts and you'll get all of our, any place you can find us, you'll get all of it. There are a couple of frauds out there. They're one of these.

Speaker: They're not the real nonsense. They only have like three episodes, so they don't count. Well, one, they only have one episode and they're like some kind of weird fucking astrolical. So they came up after 30 seconds, so... Yeah, they were like, I don't know if I honed. How'd you do that? There's only three light firsts. 108 episodes like we have and haven't figured out that we suck yet. We all suck. But, what would that be?

Speaker: Would that be a sick? Shall we get into the meat and potatoes of the second hour? Let's do some meat and potatoes because I'm ready. Let's go. Because they've heard us rant and ramble for the last hour when some change. I think they're ready for some content. Some something. I am. Some something. I didn't ask what you were ready for. We don't care what you think or how you feel.

Speaker: No one asked you. Worried about the fans. Well, if you'd like... If you're not first, you're last. Yeah, that's right. Well, with that being said... That doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. That's what I keep trying to tell you guys. We did have a brand new Starting 5 this week. We had the Starting 5 songs that get you pumped up.

Speaker: And the Chatter's box, as always, when they come in, they come in strong. We'll start out here with the Chatter's box. We had Sadie's, Miss Sadie's. She had Freakalique by Petey Pablo, Wild Ones by Flo Rida, Locked Out of Heaven by Bruno Mars. We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no. Oh, sorry.

Speaker: I can't help myself. Fucking earworm, man. It just gets stuck in my head for no reason. It's one of those things that just gets you. She also had Hey Ya! by Outcast, Welcome Back by Mace, and I'm Sprung by T -Pain. Good list. Yeah, this is a really good list. Eleanor.

Speaker: came in and she had a deanima by tool killing in the name rage. I feel like we might want to contact Eleanor's FBI agent after this list because it might say a lot.

Speaker: Just check up on her. Make sure everything's okay. She's trying to become the queen of fuck around and find out. Just letting everybody know. Imagine Dragons, whatever it takes. Clint Eastwood, Gorillaz by the Gorillaz. That is a good song. Pin One Down by Gomez. I have no idea what that is. And Glorious by Macklemore. We had a brand new entry this week.

Speaker: Mr. DJ shows up with his number one pick by Chief Keef. Chief Keef, according to Jeff, loves sofa. Well, you know, let us let us forget. Somebody had me repost it like seven times because well, let's forget somebody fucked it up six times.

Speaker: He also had hit him up by Tupac. Slide by FBG Duck. PSA by K Flock. Switch it up by Pu Shiesta. And I don't even know what this is by Big Scar. Sulsi Boys?

Speaker: Yeah, and that is copied and pasted from his shit. Well, a little PSA, DJ's a young cat. He's only 14, so, you know, big on him for throwing a list. Yeah, that was pretty cool that he threw a list in. I like that he put a list in. That was awesome. When he's our age, he'll be able to look back at that list and go, what was I thinking?

Speaker: That's the beauty of these lists because I'm sure we can look back at our first couple lists and go, wow, really? Not me. I'm gonna list all the shit. I know one list in particular. You mean you're gonna list the hard shit? I'm gonna list all the shit. I know one list Jeff would love to go back in time and fix. You know what? I saved my every pick I ever took.

Speaker: We had that one that was a tie. I do not regret my Jones potato chips, because once again, I'll punch somebody in the face for a bag of Jones potato chips right now. I mean, I agree, but unless you're from Ohio, you're not going to do that. Once again, once again. I'm just saying. Hey, last but not least, Jodi comes in with Get Low by Lil' John. Mama Said Knock You Out by L .O. Cool J. Barrass Monkey by the Beastie Boys.

Speaker: Wake me up before you go -go by Wham. Pour some sugar on me, Deaf Leopard, and push it. That's where she got me. She got me. By Salt and Pepper. She killed me with that Salt and Pepper. That was a fire -ass list.

Speaker: How are you not afraid of that song, Tony? What is wrong with you? I hate that song. What did Salt and Pepper ever do to you? Show us all the doll where they touched you, sir. They didn't do what I wanted to do with them. Jesus. Show us where they didn't touch you. There you go. That in itself could be a problem. And this week I did something a little bit different.

Speaker: I did I did try to get I did try to get I did try to get the chatter's box a little bit more love this week So I shared it out on a few pages we did so but DJ came in he had three votes nice I

Speaker: And for songs I've never heard of, once again. Well, yeah. It just goes to show that we may or may not have some younger listeners. Or we have listeners that are way cooler than we are. Or we have listeners that probably shouldn't be listening because they're younger. Too young. Yeah, well. Where are the parents? I blame the parents. I blame the parents. I blame the parents in video games. I take zero percent of the blame, I'm just saying.

Speaker: We are who we are. Eleanor had four votes. Sadie had five votes. I can't read my own writing here. Nice. And for a third time, a three -peat champion, if you will. Jodi, absolutely. She ran away with it on our page.

Speaker: I can't lie, she had, Sadie, you was a strong second with songs that people recognized. No, well, I was torn between Sadie's and Jodie's. Yes. But it was that damn Wham song. No, it was Def Leppard. That song, you want to talk about getting pumped. We put it on social media, let everybody vote out there. I'm trying to get there with many people possible, but Sadie, your list was good. I didn't know that song by

Speaker: Flo Rida. I only know one song by his. But Jodie's listening. Oh, really? You only know one song by Flo Rida? You know what? Hold on, before I criticize. Yes, you only know one song. No, you know Whistle. You know Whistle. By Flo Rida? That's Flo Rida. I don't know Whistle by Flo Rida. Yeah. So if you're not already, Sadie, go ahead and check out, like, anybody. That's why we push you guys to go to the social media. Facebook is generally where we put you guys. That song's not on Facebook.

Speaker: nonsensical nonsense Facebook page, you'll see the posts and stuff like that. This week, like I said, I wanted to get you guys a little bit more low, so I actually shared you out in some Facebook groups that I'm in, and that's where some of the boats came in. Which is what I did with our list this week, too. I went a little different route and shared it out on all the pages that I follow, or that I'm a member of, or whatever.

Speaker: So yeah, but I was torn so congratulations Jody as the only three -peat champion Cameron is a two -time champion. Everybody else has got one win except for some of the newcomers, right?

Speaker: But like I said, he's getting votes, which means if he keeps up with these lists, he might be starting beating mom. And like I said, and I was talking to Jody about it today and I said, it was tough between you and Sadie.

Speaker: You guys came in and crushed it, but it was that fucking wham song. I know, awesome. We, we, we, we. So having been drinking all summer? She doesn't want to come in a check, because she knows we're going to do it. That's why she doesn't want to come in a check. Hey, she loved it the first time I did it. She probably hates it now, but.

Speaker: Uh, but no, it was, it was tough. And that's what I, that's what I was telling Jody today earlier. I said, you know, at the end of the day, it honestly came down to that damn wham, that wham song, because I love that song. I'm a huge George Michael fan. And I was more, I can't believe I didn't think about it. Most people in my head love the regardless. That's, that's the beauty of doing the having chatters box list is because as, as many songs as we all had, I mean, we did 10.

Speaker: which was, by the way, hell to get on one list. One picture. Yeah, how is it you nailed our list, one shot, bada bing bada boom, it's done, it looks fantastic. And then you fuck up the chatters box list six times. I'm just saying. But speaking. Yeah, who, cause I have the announcement of the new starting five, which we're going to keep it at six.

Speaker: We might be able to move 10 again. Alright, whatever. Because the answers are real short. Yeah. Our list, the show list, the main event, everything? Everything is awesome!

Speaker: I love those movies. I do too. I really do. I fucking love those movies. No, the best part is when he first sees her and he's like... He's like, you can't be... And she tosses her. And he just rotates. You know what, you know what, you know what... And Will are that. He plays a Batman in it. Yeah, he plays Batman.

Speaker: Fucking best Batman ever. I'm sorry. Yeah, but um have you seen have you seen that Ryan Reynolds movie free guy? Not shit. Yes It makes me think of the Lego movies Yes, like a live -action Lego movie, but it's more of a live -action

Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I know. But no. So anyways. The concept, I mean, it's all over the map with like Fortnite shit. But the best, the best cameo in that movie is Captain America himself going, what the? That is genius. He's watching on his phone.

Speaker: I'll do our list. Jeff, I just realized what you did on your list, you fucking jackass. What'd I do? Tony, if you can pull up Jeffrey's list, take a look at Jeffrey's list, his number four pick. Did I double it? How he typed it in there. Oh, boy. You told him how to say it and how to type it.

Speaker: Hang on. Don't worry about it. I'm going to read it. What is that? What is that? What is that sign called? What is that sign called? And yeah, that's the answer doesn't have a name.

Speaker: I don't know, does it? I don't know. Anyways, Jeffrey had shoes and shots and squats. Tony told you how to say it and how to type it. I know, but I'm just saying. It's the edited, that is what it looks like when you pull it up on the radio or something where you listen to it edited. Jeff had shots and squats by Vigilland, is that his name?

Speaker: I think, it's actually a group, but yeah, Vigilant. Oh, okay, whatever. He had Rose Tattoo by Dropkick Murphys. He also had, which has reminded me, you had an extra vote that I almost did not count. But, because they just typed it in the name of the song. Yeah. But he had Rose Tattoo by Dropkick Murphys. Hurts So Good by John Mellencamp.

Speaker: He had my capital N, exclamation point, double and sign, A, and and A, by YG, YG, Jeezy, and Ridgeful Mequon. Also known as, if you want to listen to the edited version, by Hitters. Thank you. Why are you so fucking difficult, Jeffrey? Because it's my job. Just say the words, you know you want to say it.

Speaker: I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah. What else did I ask? Sometimes I'm so glad you're in Cancun. Subtitle beer. If you were closer to me, I would say. Oh, this is why we don't do the podcast together. We do it remotely because I would probably get clubbed by Tony and beer cans thrown at me by Chris. So. Yes. He also had good times by style. I feel good by James Brown. Scotty doesn't know.

Speaker: by, what is it, Lustra? Lustra. Lustra. Okay. Peanut butter jelly by Galactus. It's tricky by Run DMC and Kiss by Prince. Good Lord, that was a tough list to go through. Tony had fantasy by Earth, Wind, and Fire, Back to Life by Soul to Soul, Never Stop, Brand New Heavens, Doo Doo Brown, Two Hyped Brothers, and Adelg.

Speaker: We got our own thing by Heavy D and The Boys, The Gambler by Kenny Rogers, Scenario, A Tribe Called Quest, Freak -A -Leak by P .D. Pablo, Who We Be by DMX, and No, No, No by Don and Payne. Stop! Did I? Did I not spill out to this man? Don Payne.

Speaker: He put Dawn and Payne. No, no, no, no. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. He didn't even put Payne. He put Payne. On YouTube. Dawn and Payne. I copied the YouTube title.

Speaker: That's the wrong I copied the YouTube title and the crazy part Jeff the only reason why because I wanted to hear the song because every one of these songs that Tony that you pick I've never heard with the exception the crazy part so I was listening to him as Ask us and we pull up the titles you can spell it out properly That's why I'm on your ass about watch the replay if you get confused YouTube

Speaker: Check YouTube. I'm not checking YouTube. I'm telling you what it is. I know the song. Only because I know the song is why I say this to you. We specifically told your ass. I know. I know. But I wrote it down exactly the way you told me. So you wrote down how I told you. How did you get don't and pen? Because that's how it was on YouTube. But that's not what I told you. It started pain. No, it's don't. It's don't want a pen. That's her name. Yeah.

Speaker: I just told it. I'm just reading what's on the list. I didn't make the list. I'm just reading what's on the list. It's all it's all Chris's fault. Chris told me fuck with Tony and do this. Let me let me go ahead and let me go ahead and throw my nonsensical nonsense or hat into the bag since I'm an official member. I'm putting my foot down. If you don't know the song.

Speaker: Wait, what are you saying? I didn't hear it. Now call in Toby, Tony. You were muted, Tony. Call in Toby. You were muted again. You were muted. I didn't hear you. No, I wasn't muted. I didn't hear you. You were muted. You were fucking up listening to me. Yeah, you were fucking up listening to me. I hear you. I just saw you screaming in your camera. And I was quiet for a month. I was quiet for a month and a half. I'm like, no, he's going to get it. It's all right. Jesus fucking Christ. I say it slow on purpose. I'll make sure you're rained it down when I'm saying it. And you still put that shit down, Ron.

Speaker: The hour when we say the song and we break it down

Speaker: What? I don't even apply here. I never don't believe it. It sounded good, damn it. Shut up, Chris. Don't get asshole. And last but not least, yours truly. I had Rough Riders Anthem by DMX, never by Moving Pictures.

Speaker: Uh, Holding Out for a Hero by Bonnie Taylor. We're Runaround Sue by Dion. We Don't Want Another Hero by Miss Tina Turner. The Millennial Anthem with Guns N' Roses and Welcome to the Jungle. ACDC Thunderstruck. Drake. Eminem. It's actually... Little Wayne. It is just Drake. Featuring Eminem, Lil Wayne, and all of it. It's a Drake song. It's over Drake's album. It's a Drake song. It's a Drake song. Drake's album. That's why I just put Drake.

Speaker: Yeah, that's fine. That's why I only said Drake. Yeah, I know. So not to confuse you, because I know how easily you're confused. What squirrel? But I got to give this, but I'm trying to give the song justice and do it properly by announcing everybody who's on the song. I had Ain't Going Down by Garth Brooks and Fortunate Son by CCR, also known as Creedence Clearwater Revival.

Speaker: Yes, sir. I could've picked any number of songs from those guys. Actually, uh, yeah, no, walking out, what's the, walking out my back door? One of the greatest things. Yeah. You know what that song was about? I was staring out my back door or something, looking out my back door. Yeah, look at that. You know what that song was about? No. When they, when he wrote it, he was tripping on acid. Nice. He was tripping balls.

Speaker: like so in the winter greatest straight -up tripping balls i think that's a good result for being a bad man i don't know what's going on dinner so um shit and i guess we'll never know cuz chris lost him

Speaker: I lost my list. See, you guys give me shit for spelling shit, but this motherfucker can't even keep track of a list. So, okay, so the votes came in, the numbers were counted, the votes were counted, the numbers were tallied. This week, Jeffrey, you had 15.

Speaker: Yes. Okay. I can't read my own chicken scratch. Well, I shared it out to a lot of more, a lot more places. And then it came down to this mute mic muted, goofy son of a bitch and the greatest champion of all time. Tony D and the Glick.

Speaker: Or the Tony, I think, is what he called himself last week. I don't know. It was muted, so you never heard it. I don't know. I don't know. I can't read lips. I can't read lips. I can't read lips. Speaking of which, have you seen bad lip reading on YouTube? Holy shit. That's hilarious. Dude, that shit's so old. But it came down to Tony D and myself. It was a tight one, actually, this week between the three of us. Yeah.

Speaker: Sounds like some new covers came up. Yeah, well, like I said, I did something a little bit different this week. I already know who won, because we saw Chris turn around. I see you, brother. I chased it up for you. Macho man clip. Ooh, yeah. Coming back to the top of the mountain, brother. Isn't that the graduation song?

Speaker: Yeah, it's Macho Man, Randy Savage, and his theme music. Figured I chained it up since Jodie and I both took the win this week. They changed up my belt this week. We both won? This sounds like you should be in a... Yeah, Jodie won. Jodie won. And then Chris won. Sorry, it just sounds like you should get a cap. Now. It's Macho Man, Randy Savage, and his theme music. Just sayin '... Every fuckin' condition... He and Queen of Nonsense go nonsense for a whole lot of music.

Speaker: Raining. Oh, yeah. I will give it to you. You hit some good ones. However, by moving pictures, if you don't know it by name, as soon as you hear the first three notes, you know it.

Speaker: That song is so good. And I didn't put it on my list for the simple fact I was like, nobody's going to know it by name. Because I didn't know it by name until I actually heard it on Spotify. And I was like, oh, that's the name of that song. What's up, Chris? What's happening? How you doing? Even though it does say its name in the song like 40 times in a row. Yeah. Well, I mean, if you don't hear it, just real quick so we don't get in trouble. Yeah, go ahead. Good song.

Speaker: And there's nothing funnier than Kevin Bacon. Yeah, exactly. That's never by moving pictures. And I'm sorry, have you watched Footloose lately? Yeah, I love it. Wow. That dance. It still stands up. I'm sure if you did that dance today, you'd just be like, wow, somebody's going to leave my phone off. Well, and I think

Speaker: I think, and Tony, by the way, you had 16. Nice. That's a high number of votes. And I had 19. Wow. We got more people voting. That's a plus. So we're all double digits, which is a good thing. So I'm happy about that. And honestly, I think I was kind of surprised because you guys had a lot of songs that not most people knew or heard of.

Speaker: I think that's what I did at the end of the day kind of really. Yeah. Well, cause I slaughtered you guys on Facebook. No, but, but not to cause your songs, but no, here's the thing. Every one of your songs, everybody's heard of.

Speaker: I believe the list was called Songs That Get Me Pumped. I had heard of her. Songs That Get You Pumped. I had to listen to the other ones that you had. So before you jump off that cliff, Tony, I'm just... It's gotta be me. I burped all the time. I'm hang gliding. Well, for this week's starting point... Oh, I thought it was the rightful king that's taking his spot on his throne. And I think this is another one where we might be ten of, but it is your favorite movies.

Speaker: of all time. So if you're loving the new Batman, whatever, it can go on your list. If you love fucking...

Speaker: Well, I'm gonna say this right now. I'm gonna say this right now to avoid confusions. Chatter's box, anybody in the Chatter's box? Jody, you already know. Sadie, get you listed. Dana, if you'd like to take part. Roger, if you want to get in there, Cameron. Let's drop one in. If y 'all can't get it to nobody, any and everybody out there. What I'm saying is good. Anybody out there that wants to make a list, top five, top 10.

Speaker: Five. Five. Top six. Five movies of all time. Okay, five. Chatterbox is max five. Chatterbox is five. Top five movies, in your opinion, of all time. Send your list to Nonsense Go Nonsense Podcast, one word, at gmail .com. That's correct. Because I'm ready now. And this ain't what y 'all want. Strawberry banana dragon fruit. It's called Lola. Chris, answer your question. I'm smoking.

Speaker: Bubble spear. This is a spearmint menthol. Of course it's menthol. I just want to point out, Chris, that was all you. I was thinking it. I didn't say it. I got to get him at least once.

Speaker: Oh, my day is coming. My day is coming. My day is coming. My day is coming. My day is coming. But yes, anybody who is listening, you have it till the end of the show, Saturday, or let's change it Saturday night. Everybody make a list. Top five movies of all the movies. Your top five favorite movies. Favorite movies of all time. What do you guys want to put in the podcast, in the chat, or the email? Yeah, I'll take care of it. OK. Dana, refresh your page.

Speaker: drop down, come back up, or refresh it. But yeah, I'm ready for it. I'm ready right now. I'm trying to stop my mind at 20. I know, right? We might have to do 10 this week as well. Whatever you can fit. That's not really a one word.

Speaker: Dan is new, she doesn't do a lot of this, so she's gonna be in chat, so she doesn't really like come up and broadcast. I got enough. She'll get hit me up. Oh, she'll have to come up and broadcast. I'm just telling her, she wants to get it. No, no, no, she's telling, she's all halves of it now and then, but. So as far as the chatters box go, it's only five pages, or your top five for you, and we'll take up to six people out of the chatters box. So if you want to get in there, go ahead and get them emailed to us. You got until,

Speaker: into the show Saturday unless we change it up last second like we have a tendency to do. There'd be a tendency to do. Well, yeah. I'm going to call it a call. And the email's in the chatter's box. Yeah. I'm going to call it now for us, 10 boys. It's 10 this week. Because like songs, there's so many to choose from that my head is rattling already with ideas.

Speaker: Like, as Tony said, I'm almost ready now. And you know what's crazy? I haven't made this little shit out of all of this that I got.

Speaker: I know you need to send me the the the send me the ones you have Tony the titles right now in the in the no not right now no not right now but later on that way that way I could actually have them so that I could actually know I got you go on a Wednesday because I completely forget the ones we did on that that one day with Brian well well we just said this Saturday I will be broadcasting from a different location so I will make sure

Speaker: somebody else is involved and gets her list. Ooh, we're gonna get to watch Chris get smacked again. No we're not. Bullshit. I'm gonna sit there and say tiny, tiny, tiny. We get to watch him lose 50 pounds of machismo every time she's...

Speaker: Listen, listen, listen to Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. I ain't doing nothing. What are you talking about? Yeah, y 'all some assholes. I don't know if you guys have seen that t -shirt. It says, ask me about my ninja costume. And then you lift it up over your face, and it's got the thing. I'm going to get one of those. I'm going to send it to Jody. Damn. She was, man. She was like a ninja. She was creeping around here. She said, you were so involved in the show that you didn't even see me walk in. I'm like, well, yeah.

Speaker: doing the show but still I don't expect to like just out of the corner of my eye all of a sudden you just pop up and you're just like. Dana Glick is the one who burps all through the broadcast. If you're dead with the best Glick accepts the challenge.

Speaker: I will. I will. Challenge accepted, Dana. Jeez. What's going on, Jeeves? Top five movies of all time. What's up, Jeeves? Make your list, bro. Make your list. Where you at? Give me a status update. I used to try to hide and contain the burps, and then I was told by these two gentlemen to just let them go because it's what I do. Yeah, I mean, seriously. Even now, I still don't know. We don't censor any of them. Joey is nonviolent when you ain't around. You turn into a punk. It's totally nonviolent when she's an hour and a half away.

Speaker: Oh, you're an LAX? Okay, good. You made it back to the continent of the US. Good, good, good. So you didn't get far. Dana, we can all do that. Trust me. I don't know. So your top five favorite movies of all time. I think this is going to be another list that none of us have any or top 10 for us, right? This is going to be another list that we don't have to worry about.

Speaker: No, we got to worry about this. We like some of the same movies. We got to worry about this one. Well, trust me, I don't have to worry about it. OK, hold on a second. Hold on a second. So so I think you and I talked about this separately. Jeeves, don't tell everybody. Just make the list. Don't put it in there. Just make the list. Make the list. Get in touch with me.

Speaker: Dana you're new here. Just make a list. Don't put it in the chat box. Don't tell them in the chat yet. Make your list and then email it to nonsensical nonsense podcast one word at gmail .com. That's what you gotta do. That's all you gotta do because I haven't made your list that will read them off. I'll read them off Saturday because I've already done my list before. Five. These two bastards still want to ask for it again. Jeeves you all got to get six. We are doing ten. People are on the outside of doing six or sending it in.

Speaker: Go ahead, just go ahead. Yeah, fat flies max for the chatters box because I can't fit 10 in. Yes, but I don't know if you can see all that bling on my shoulder. It's glaring off of my head. I don't know what your head is fucking glaring off the camera. I don't know which is shinier, my belt or your head. You nuts? You had hair down there because you was a man. He's playing in the mirror again.

Speaker: Nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com What? No, but like I don't but I do see some songs overlapping or some movies overlapping No, I don't see movies overlapping. Well, maybe between you and Tony, but I don't see any overlapping for me We're all thinking of singing one already No, we're not. Yes. We are. We all think of diehogs. Stop playing. No, we're not it's not even in my mind, but I do want to ask Now that Tony said die hard

Speaker: Would that include the entire franchise? Or just the movie? No pick one, like you said. No pick one. Like for instance, if you like, for instance, I know you're not a fan of Fast and Furious. Just stick with the die hard. Like if you want to put, you know, Fast and Furious 5. Or go with Fast and Furious and just completely ignore what I said. No, but like, the franchise, but like, for instance, certain parts of franchises, certain movies are better.

Speaker: No, I agree. That's why I was asking. If you put Die Hard, does that include the entire franchise? No. Or is it just one movie out of that franchise? Single movie. That's why I was asking. And I'm calling it now. I'm stealing Willie's. No, you don't have to worry about it. Just put the movie in. Willie's Wonderland. You got it. I will say this, if it's a remake of an old movie, but whether it's a remake or the original.

Speaker: yeah just yeah just whichever one you want yes it is a wrestling belt because he thinks he's Billy badass it's because I'm the champ has nothing to do with me thinking I'm Billy badass well screwed come on you're real salty that I'm a 13 -time champion

Speaker: First of all, I did six championships after you had the first seven. So no, first of all, we were maybe three. We were maybe three in, Tony, when you joined.

Speaker: Both y 'all bitches are salty as hell. I'm not salty. At the end of the day, everything else in my life is going so good. If I lose this, it doesn't affect me. I'm not Chris when I sit there and I go, that's fucked up, dude. That's fucked up. I'm not Chris going, I lost this week, I'm just fucking...

Speaker: I got three more. Yeah. Well, yeah, Ric Flair was a 13 time chat. I thought he's one and two of Christmas movies. And Lethal Weapons, a Christmas movie, too, as well. The first one is great.

Speaker: Ric Flair is the 16 -time champion. I have three more, and then I will... I've already beat Tom Brady. I've already beat Kobe Bryant. I've already beat Michael Jordan. I've already beat... What is? Oh, I couldn't argue that. I mean, that's a good movie, but I don't know it like you'd want.

Speaker: If you watch, when Peter Falk walks into Fred Savage's bedroom, on the wall, Santa Claus and all that shit, so technically a Christmas movie. He was telling the story yesterday. Fred Savage is in The Christmas Bride? Or The Christmas Bride? Princess Bride, yeah. Princess Bride. Yes, he's the sick kid that Peter Falk reads to. Peter Falk narrates it, but he's reading the book on Fred Savage. I did the movie one time, and I was bored out of my fucking mind. Fuck. Watch your horror movie. That's an amazing movie.

Speaker: in the Deadpool made for TV movie, which is just Deadpool edited for TV. It's not made for TV. It was the uncensored extended version. It was a censored version. And you see Red Savage lying in bed and Deadpool reading to him. They made that Deadpool 2.

Speaker: They made that Deadpool 2 as a shot at the critics because the critics were all over him for making a rated R superhero movie. So that was Ryan Reynolds genius. He's always dreamy, but he's a fucking genius.

Speaker: I have not seen the censored version because what's the point? No, it's funny how they censored it. It was worth it. It wasn't like you going by an edited version of a CD.

Speaker: Or like if you're watching like Lethal Weapon on TNT and instead of Motherfucker it's like Mother Cupcake Biscuit Pizza Ice Cream Cake Die Hard Die Hard The Line Instead of Yippee Ki -Yay Motherfucker It's Yippee Ki -Yay Motherfalcon Yeah, that's what I'm saying Send by Bruce Willis Send by Bruce Willis Which means they recorded it like that

Speaker: The extended clean version of Deadpool 2 is 100 % just nothing but shots at the critics, the way they did it. So it's still funny. It's still, it's - I might have to watch it now.

Speaker: Yeah, like I said, it does start out with, he has Fred Savage duct taped to a bed because he's kidnapped him, and he's forcing him to listen to the bedtime story of Deadpool 2. Right, and that's a direct call back to the Princess Bride. Mother forklift. Oh yeah, it really does. Close caption does the same thing, Roger. Does it really?

Speaker: Yeah, it'll either just bleep out the curse word, so there's no curse word there, or they'll change it to something totally different. At and and symbols. Exclamation points. Which is what I did. Tony, get your boy. I'm making my list, but you want to talk to shit. Tony, get your boy. I'm building my list, but you got to talk to shit. He don't listen. He don't listen. I got it.

Speaker: Don it, Don in pain, get your boy. I will vouch for Tony because Tony did dumb it down and say it as slow as possible. And he even said, he even preferences, but Jeff, listen to what I'm about to say. And then I got a message from Chris saying fuck with him.

Speaker: No, you did not either. We fuck with him enough on here. Do you think I really need you to fuck with him by spelling his shit wrong? I just want to see Tony's head explode. Take the glare off. I really wasn't going to explode.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah, one of the stuff from the Deadpool Deadpool 2 censored version and where French Savage is in the bed and everything. He's wearing the exact same shirt and the room is exactly like it was in Princess Bride. The difference is French Savage is like 35 instead of like 12. Yes, Dana Dee, many of them will have different favorite movies. The kicker is, oh yeah, this is the greatest part about this show and I'm gonna go ahead and tell everybody.

Speaker: I love the fact that they were doing this list. I also love the fact that we try not to pick the same pick that are the greatest challenge. We try not to pick the same pick. We do like the NFL Draft. If somebody's got that pick, we're not going to use it. We got to come up with something else. If you all don't get anything out of this show, that's what the fuck I enjoy. We get a kick out of these old brains and not copying each other.

Speaker: Well, I mean, it would make it would make like if we all had the same 10, it would kind of make them all avoid the list. So. Well, and that was Dana, a couple of couple episodes back, we did our celebrity crushes, a few episodes back for our 100th episode. We did our childhood celebrity crushes. And obviously women had different, you know, they had male crushes and we had

Speaker: female crushes so yes you know but that's that's that's a this is probably by far one of one of my most favorite things that I came up with for the podcast was this starting five out of all the things that I come up with here to add the spice to that shit because I'll be goddamn if you don't have fun trying to see what the hell we gonna come up with and not picking the same

Speaker: As you're coming up with the list, you're sitting there going, no, Tony's got that one. I know it. I know it. You know? I'm just here. Like right now, I'm already taking off my list, Boys in the Hood, because Tony's got it. Keep nailing the movies, Jeff. We're just yelling at the chatters box, and you're just going to keep rattling off fucking movies. Damn, Chris, it's a black joke. Damn, you just take a hint.

Speaker: Actually, if you want to call yourself a cinephile, it doesn't matter if that movie is a black and or white movie. That is a fantastic movie. No, that is an amazing movie. It was the first one to pop up in my head. It was highly impactful. You should have used Joanna Men. Fuck that. I love that movie. That movie is awesome. That cracks me up.

Speaker: I don't know that that I don't know I honestly I honestly don't think that that

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Speaker: Machi -chi's early. He's mad. I told you not until nine, you sons of bitches. I have no more joke. I'm gonna get on your ass. I'm the champ. I can say and do what I want. I am a champ. I can do and say whatever I want. I will say that. One time. Which fucked up your celebration. Hey, Jeff. Hey, Jeff, look. Jeff. Jeff, look. Who am I?

Speaker: But we're going to do impressions? Okay.

Speaker: I am not ashamed to be afraid of that woman because the other day do I think she could

Speaker: Do I think she could beat my ass? No, but do I think she can hurt me? Absolutely And she could do it all legally to think that's a fucked up thing That's the most scary thing about it. She could do it legally Exactly

Speaker: And she's been filling out the replacement for her, so... Before she ever did anything! You're done, son. You're done. Before she ever did anything, she'd be filling out everything. Isn't that premeditated shut up? It is. Sorry, I guess it's not. But that was funny, y 'all.

Speaker: Well, even a movie like Fifty First Dates could not be made today. And here's why. Think about it. Chandler's character in the beginning of the movie is the biggest piece of shit. Because all he does is run around him, fuck chicks, and then forget him. That's misogynistic. That movie should not be remade. I fucking hated that shit. I'll bring it up again, Tony. I know we talked about it once.

Speaker: No And there were two scenes you went through the wrong shit I spit on your grave could not be remade again I Said it could not be remade again. Well, it could be mainstream. It could be independent independent. Yeah

Speaker: Those revenge movies are fantastic like Last House on the Left and stuff like that. They're great but unfortunately you could do them but they could not be as great and even the remake of I Spit on Your Grave and the remake of Last House on the Left were not very far off from being just as graphic as the originals.

Speaker: And I love the ending. Go to break. I love the ending. Oh yeah. Both of those movies had fantastic endings. I love the ending. Was it? It was lifestyle on the left where they had old boys turn them on and walk the way. I said, fuck. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I can't move. I know. I was listening. I was listening to a podcast today and they were talking about 51st States and they were like, it could not be made today because Adam Sandler's character, I mean, he's a fucking stalker. Yeah.

Speaker: Technically they still make stalker movies Just gotta make sure that you know, it is what it is But without being say we're gonna take a real quick break guys. We got a little blackout mojo Special request, they're probably not even here But it was a special request and I told you that we would do it in the second hour so a little blacktop motion in the second hour we like to do covers of blacktop mojo and

Speaker: Probably one of my favorite covers by them, but it's Fleetwood Mac's Dreams. Cameron asked for it because it is his daughter's favorite song by Blacktop Mojo. Both the girls. So Gracie and Kennedy, this one is for you guys from Uncle Chris. A little Blacktop Mojo with Dreams. Got a little talking in the beginning, but they kick right in.

Speaker: If you guys don't know who Black Top Mojo is, check him out anywhere you stream music and on all social media at Black Top Mojo. Go show him some love and let him know we sent you.

Speaker: It's on the right. But listen carefully to the sound. Dreams are lonely and they're so like a heartbeat drives you mad. Oh stillness of memory, what you had.

Speaker: And what you lost Yeah, what you had And what you lost Oh, and the sun doesn't only happen when it's raining And players, they only love you when they're playing

Speaker: And I said, hey, women, yeah, they will come and they will go. When the rain washes you clean, you know. You will know. Now, here I go again.

Speaker: But it's only me who wants to wrap around your dream But have you waited the dreams you relied to sell?

Speaker: Dreams of loneliness are like a heartbeat drives you mad Oh stillness of remembering what you had And what you lost You remember what you had And what you lost

Speaker: Oh, and the sun does only happen when it's raining. The players, they only love you when they're playing. I say, hey, women, yeah, they will come and they will go. When the rain, why should you clean your nose?

Speaker: The thunder only happens when it's raining. And players, they only love you when they're playing. I say hey, when your day will come and the day will go. Well, the rain, why should you flee?

Speaker: Hell yeah! Welcome back.

Speaker: I hit the wrong button first. Yeah, right? Welcome back to the show, guys. Hit the mic button, then the camera. I'm not meant to do it forever. Yeah. I have a mouthful of fucking food over here. I'm toning it up. Nice. I know. I was going to say, it's not an episode until this motherfucker eats. Jesus. I actually made myself some burgers. They were awesome.

Speaker: Well, welcome back to the show, guys. Hopefully you guys are enjoying it. I'm Clint, as always. We got Tony D stuffing his fat face.

Speaker: You can say hi to the people because this is also an audio show. So, this is the point where I introduce you and you respond back and you say, hey, what's up everybody? I'm Tony Deets. Do do do do do. But no, you just ignore me. Fuck it, he's the black guy on the show. You'll figure out who he is. He sounds black. He doesn't sound like Jeff O 'Reilly.

Speaker: He's a token black ass. That's fucked up. That's white. Get up motherfucker. Oh shit. Oh snap. That shit is white. Oh snap. And then we got Jeffrey. Would you with this, as always, we are the proverbial three musketeers.

Speaker: What was that show? The three amigos, yeah, more like the three amigos. I'm not wearing that outfit. Well, none of us wants to wear that. Jeff wears the outfit on a daily basis, but that's just because of where he lives. He has to. It's like a prerequisites. If you live in Mexico as long as I have it and haven't worn a mariachi outfit, something's wrong with you.

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Speaker: It's called Dressing for Dinner. We're Jeff Lee. It really is. It is pouring down rain here as well, Sadie's. Apple Podcasts, we are on Apple Podcasts. We are on Google Podcasts. We are on every, we are literally everywhere. Yeah. I have no control over that. Dana, I love Fleetwood Mac. Not a big 10 Tom Petty fan, but I do love Fleetwood Mac. I love Stevie Nicks.

Speaker: Yes, Jeeves, at the podcast. What's up? Oh, I got to save that for Saturday night. Unless Jody wants to come into the chat and drop that in the chat. Hey, Debbie. What did she say? What's up, Debbie? A movie that none of us better have in our list. Otherwise, there's no coming back from. Yeah, I want to know.

Speaker: I think it's safe to say none of us are gonna have this movie on our list.

Speaker: Because she said, well, she said she walked away for a minute and she came back and we were talking about her and wanted to know what that was. And I said, you assholes were making fun of me because she was domestically abusing me last weekend. You didn't say he was abusing him. We said he's scared of you. I was a victim. Wait, wait, wait. I worked as a cop too. I know terminology. I didn't say you were. I'm a victim. I'm a victim, Tony. You guys should support me.

Speaker: I've been victimized. Are you saying you're her Johnny Depp and she's Amber Heard? Possibly. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Oh! That's more like it. I will say Chris, you look nothing like fucking Brad Pitt.

Speaker: That's okay. On your best day. Thank you, Satan. That's okay. I don't want to look like Brad Pitt. Nothing wrong with Brad Pitt. I mean, Brad Pitt's a handsome man. I just don't want to look like him. He's small. I heard he was small. He's a little dude.

Speaker: And thankfully she doesn't look and thankfully she looks nothing like Angelina Jolene because that's an ugly broad if I may steal a word from her No, you don't thankfully you don't look anything like her baby because that is an ugly woman I am sorry. No, she never had a moment where I was like, yeah, she's pretty hot and

Speaker: The truest form of her was when she was in that movie G .A, Gia, or whatever. One of her first movies when she played the model that was like a stripper and a crack addict. Like, I feel like that's her in real life. I think she did too much work. Yeah, I believe so. She didn't do enough fucking work. There was nothing wrong with her. I said the same thing about her. Everything's wrong with her. She makes out with her brother.

Speaker: Yeah, that is on the red carpet on the red carpet live. She full on stuck her tongue in his stomach through his mouth. What did you basically taste? Yes. But stepbrothers had a different dad. But I mean, no, I mean, they are blood brother and sister. Yeah, they're blood. She leaked his butthole from his mouth. Yeah.

Speaker: And he did the same back to her. She knew what that dude ate. But Jody said the movie that better not be on any of our list because there's no coming back from is Brokeback Mountain. Yeah, you don't have to worry about that one ever. I've never seen the movie. I've never seen the movie. Jody, let me be clear. Real men don't talk about that movie.

Speaker: No, here's the thing. You know a movie. You're flicking through TV and that movie's on. Don't make excuses. Don't make excuses. You watched. No, the first time I saw it. You watched Gay Cowboy Sex, didn't you? I've enjoyed it. The first time I saw the movie. You watched Gay Cowboy Sex. And I was like, what movie is this? Next thing you know, I was like, whoa, this is not what I expected. Yeah, you're like, whoa, this is not what I expected, but I kind of like it. So I'm going to keep watching it. Said Chris.

Speaker: Cuz I didn't know I said good and I had I was cleaning the house and I just flipping channels. Yeah, I left it on. Came back. It was up. I said, I said, I said, they came in and said, what the hell is this? And I'm sitting here flipping through my phone. Next thing I know, I said, I'll turn that shit off so damn fast. I'm gonna put that scary movie on it where they where they where they made fun of it with Kevin Hart and and Anthony Thomas Thompson.

Speaker: You're an idiot. It's Anthony Anderson. Anthony Anderson, whatever. Oh shit, Anthony Thompson was my buddy. RIP. Big dope. You see how he did you? You see how he did you?

Speaker: I'd have done that he's probably laughing right now if he's looking down laughing like you stupid son of a bitch he's like I'm he's just he's just like see I'm still in your head there's my boy

Speaker: Wow Oh Lord have mercy

Speaker: Maybe maybe on most hated movies I've never seen the movie so you know I I only know what it's about so

Speaker: I will give it the fact that Anne Hathaway goes full on topless in it. That's an interesting part. Other than that, there's no point in seeing it. That'll make a man watch. Did you know how many other movies she's gone full on nude? That was the first one she went full on nude with. No, it wasn't. First one I saw. No, the fuck it was not. No, the fuck it was not. Didn't it come out right after? Well, hold on. What's her IMDb? Then it's OK. We got this. Don't worry.

Speaker: Jesus here. Trust me. Jesus checked out a long time ago, Dana. Those scenes, those scenes came into the movie outside of the storyline. Everybody says it's a great movie except for that part. We say the same thing about the crying game. No, the crying game fucked me up. Oh, what is the name of that fucking movie? It was one, it was, uh,

Speaker: We took so long I'm gonna have to actually just Google and Hathaway naked Yeah, I know she did it in a movie where she was We sing it on VHS maybe beta

Speaker: She's done it a lot, actually. Yeah, she has. Havoc was the name of the movie. Yes, Havoc. That's the movie. Was that before it broke back? I don't know. Yes. I always saw it broke back to once, and I didn't even finish it. I didn't know it had ended.

Speaker: Okay, yeah, Havoc. Okay, so Havoc and Brokeback came out the same year. So I think... Really? Yeah, they both came out in 2005. That was like her year to just get naked. You know, she did those princess movies and she was like, I gotta break this Disney shell. She was like, my next two movies, I'm going to topless. Like I said, well, she was more than topless than Havoc.

Speaker: Yeah. That movie was not what I thought it was when I first turned it on. That was a wild fucking movie. Yeah, it's out there. But speaking of lists. Yeah, go ahead. Before we get, I'm glad you give me permission to release date. The release date of habit is 2022.

Speaker: Do you know what you're doing over there? Yeah, I can't speak, apparently. Hence the reason why Tony and I both told you to stop using the speak to text a speech or whatever. When do you make the damn list? Dawn in pain. He writes it down, too. Oh, I know he does.

Speaker: It's my, it's my top 10, because it's my show, and I do everything, and I have a microphone. So here's my fucking top 10, you stupid pricks. It's because I'm the champ, baby, and I can say and do what I want. And nobody can stop me, Tony. I'm on the way up.

Speaker: Oh, I do have an interesting, uh, here's this. Is this it? I say it's a top 10, but it's 29 and I'm going to go ahead and run through all 29 of them because it should be relatively quick. Okay. So this is a article that just came out the other day, but it is 29 of the most gross sounding words in the English language. Moist.

Speaker: I know a lot of people that hate that word. Artichoke? Really? It doesn't sound appetizing at all. Tony, Tony, artichoke on these nuts. Nice! Daddy! Or should I go, Daddy?

Speaker: No three inches define how close I am to the organs compared to you. I heard that as well, Captain Rehab. What's that thing? I heard that same thing. I'm just saying. I won't divulge my source or anything like that, but I heard the same thing. Chris has firsthand knowledge, Captain. No, I know.

Speaker: We have, we have, we have. Tony said, if you're going to take a number one, please sit down. If you're going to take a number two, there's baby wipes in the second shot. Slow down. The guy who won't even broadcast on camera is talking shit. Ooh. Oh, snap. The guy who's supposed to be here. Shots fired, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, go ahead. It's an artichoke. The top of my most gross sounding words in the English language, starting at number 29.

Speaker: Slurp. That does sound creepy when you think about it. Especially if Jeff says it. Slurp. Slurp. Slurp. Number 28, slacks. What? I don't know. That's just pants.

Speaker: Much like our starting five, I don't make the list. I read the list. Well, I do make the list. But in all seriousness, do you ever use, oh, I'm going to go put on slacks? No. No, I'm going to put on pants. I'm going to put on my jeans. Yeah. Even if I'm going formal, I'm going to go pants. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I mean, nobody uses, who the fuck uses that word? Are you that self -important? You have to create a whole other word for pants.

Speaker: Number 27, mucus. I agree with that. I don't know if it's so much the words as much as the first thing that pops into your head when you hear the words that make them worse. Actually, I was thinking it's not.

Speaker: Uh, number 26. Do what? I said, did you spit? I did, actually. I know. Yeah. I mean, I was talking about it. Speak you. Bukaki is just favorite pastime. He's. Number 26 roaches. Again, not the word.

Speaker: But as a former Orkin man, yeah, when I hear Roaches, it kind of gives me the heebie -jeebies. Because I've walked into some shit. Oh, no. I know. No, I was going to say, be the Orkin man or be a press control guy. And imagine some of the restaurants. Imagine some of the restaurants that you love to go to. Oh, no, no. Restaurants are disgusting. I don't know. Some people like to smoke. That's true.

Speaker: You can totally tell, uh, something about somebody when that's the first thing they bring up rehab. Right? Well, his name is somebody says roach. I mean, they're just like, number, uh, number 25. Jeffrey, I'm sure you've got a bad case of this dripping penicillin doing

Speaker: taking care of that place. Wow, that's where your mind goes. And I'm, I'm considered. Well, when I think of that word, the first thing I think of is the D12 song. A faucet. Drips. I think the first thing I think of is a faucet. I think of the D12 song drips or whatever, whether they're talking about small focus in a wop. He said wop. Number 24. Nice. I don't.

Speaker: He ain't wrong. Oh, he got me! Wow, no, my mind is gonna go from now on. You gotta get roadstraps seriously. The big roaches, the water bugs. We call them palmetto bugs in Charleston. Them big sons of bitches. American cockroaches.

Speaker: The African hissing cockroaches, they'll fucking scare the shit out of me. But, um... I don't know... Fuck that shit. I really don't get number 24. Jowls. That's just like your neck though. Well, I also, that also kind of makes me think of, uh, of, uh, Kujo.

Speaker: It's not so much gross. It's kind of scary. Cause I think of a dog cause they, they say that a lot about dogs, they're jowls. I think of Kujo. You don't have to do a toxic stuff. Just get the road straps and leave them in the corners. You got to clean them out every other day. What kind of roaches, what kind of roaches do you have? She's in Florida. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. What kind of roaches does she have? Yeah. Yeah. The water bugs, the American cockroaches, Palmetto bugs. Oh yeah.

Speaker: You can get a perimeter service done and it'll help with those and it won't hurt your dogs. Most chemicals are harmless to animals nowadays. I've actually gone to somebody's house when they turned the lights on, you could hear the roaches leaving. That's how many was in the house. That's disgusting. Oh, I've been in those houses. And I had the conversation minutes. I had the conversations were running off of the furniture and everything and they were still sweating. I'm like this.

Speaker: I was at a house one day and the lady said, you know, we see, you know, we see him from time to time, maybe two or three or so from here and there. Meanwhile, I sit you not honest to goodness, no exaggeration. Why she's telling me this, I opened up a drawer in the kitchen because we were standing in the kitchen.

Speaker: And there was about 700 roaches in one drawer. And those are the ones that were moving. That's not even the ones that were dead. And I said, lady, you are seeing more than two or three every other day. Maybe two or 3000. I had to bomb that house twice. Not to mention my special cocktail that I made that would kill everything.

Speaker: within three miles. And there's the FBI on your list. Bugs, not people. Just said he made a bomb that will kill anything. Not bugs. No, I didn't make a bomb. It was a cocktail, first of all. It was only effective on bugs. It did not hurt humans. Well, it could have hurt humans at the end of the day. And it didn't. I guess it could have hurt animals. But regardless, it worked for people who have been around or seen this man ever in my life.

Speaker: We only know each other over the internet. Everything I did was perfectly legal. Everything I did was perfectly 100%. And these jackasses don't know how to respond. I have security clearance. With what? With whatever I want to do. I used to wander aimlessly unattended at Homeland Security and a naval base and nobody paid any attention to me.

Speaker: Well, you know what? And customs. Homeland security, customs, and Navy shipyard. And I could wander around without anybody paying any mind to me. What's up, Laney? Because you can't move anything to get out there. That's why. I could've moved anything and everything that they had out there. Trust me. Shit. Shit. If it's got an engine and steering wheel, I can drive it. They don't all have engines and steering wheels. All right. I'll push the buttons. I'll figure it out.

Speaker: You should have seen me captain a tubbo. That was cool. Actually, I did get to do that. Well, I didn't like it to do much other than they let me be the captain. Steer? Steer doesn't count. Well, I got to do stuff. You still got about 12 of them. Allegedly. Can't really go into too much detail. I may or may not have got to smack into a cargo ship. I don't talk about work. I don't talk about work. I don't get to mess up.

Speaker: Trust me, nobody knows me from then listens now, so. Next thing you know. Hello, it's the FBI. I didn't ever do anything illegal. Like I said, I didn't do anything illegal. My cocktail that I made to kill Roaches was 100 % legal and by the label. That's good. Orkin didn't like it because it did the job. That's where the problem came in. Right. Well, you didn't like it. They didn't have a patent on you.

Speaker: There was no patent, it was just three chemicals that were perfectly allowed to mix and nobody was smart enough to mix them except my dumb ass and it worked. They were mad because it worked and it killed roaches. Yeah, I would have started on the outside of the house and then waited an hour and then went inside. Because they feed each other as they eat.

Speaker: They eat each other. I know. That's the nice thing about some of those chemicals because they'll eat some of the product and then the live ones eat the dead ones. They're cannibalistic. So they eat each other and then your chemical works that way too. So the bitches. Get to the queen. I don't know where the queen roaches.

Speaker: I ain't no Wayne Roach, they're just roaches. They're gonna be here long after we are. I promise you, they were here long before us and they're gonna be here long after us. All we can do, we cannot eradicate them, we cannot kill them, you can only control them. Sounds like a bunch of crackers. You can't even control them because if you don't get to eggs, you may do shit. Oh, I can control the shit out of them. I can kill them too. Anyways, what's next? I have jowls.

Speaker: Don't fuck with me Number 23 Bomb it vomit makes sense As a word is so good watch somebody vomit because I like you know, it's it's not even the vomit that bothers me You know, it bothers me about vomit

Speaker: I dated a girl and her and I got drunk as shit one night and she threw up and she literally opened her mouth and it just shot out. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen. Looking like the exorcist. Yeah, it was the funniest thing I've ever seen, but I felt like an asshole for laughing. Number 22.

Speaker: I am not on an FBI list, Jesus Christ. I am not on an FBI list. I want you to pay attention to me. I be trying to tell him he don't fucking listen. I am not on any of the list. We told him that night how to not get in trouble. Did he get in trouble? He don't fucking listen. Less than a minute later, he's in trouble. No. You guys got me in trouble that night. You guys got me in trouble that night. Don't pass the buck.

Speaker: I'm passing the book. You guys got me in trouble. I'm not on the list. I'm too good to be on the list. I'm not on the list. They called me to help them make the list. That's how good I am. I'm a friend. So was Timothy McVeigh for a short time. Oh, nice. No, he wasn't. He's a psychopath.

Speaker: He used to work for the CIA, motherfucker! They're all psychopaths! They all used to work for the CIA at one point or another! Number 22. Keep it up, you two. Keep it up, you two. Dude, I call this nice rehab. Not the one who called it. Keep it up, you two. You guys can drink my cocktail. I don't want it.

Speaker: You're going to get it. I don't know how she did. You're going to take it off. You're going to take all my cocktail. That's a word that bothers me. I'm going to fully inject you. Number 22 was Claude. It was Claude. Exactly, Roger.

Speaker: Hey, I used to like you, Roger. Now you're on my list, Roger. Where's my list at? He's licks list. Tony Dean, Roger, circle him. Underline boldface. That's the root. Yeah, number 22 was clogged. Not a really that gross of a word, in my opinion.

Speaker: Number 21. I don't, some of these words don't make no sense to me. Panties. Panties are me all. Take them all. Let me see your panties. Fair enough. Actually, I'm gonna cut a sign with you here, Jeff. I was gonna try to disagree. Wow, I just made my list of things I don't like. Nah, I'm on board.

Speaker: No, that doesn't bother me. I don't see drugs. No, I never thought the word was gross. Sounds rather hygienic. Hey, right? Well, number 20 and 21 could go together in a sentence. We have these stupid. Not those. Jesus.

Speaker: Lord. You know, sometimes I feel bad about some of the things that we say or do, but then I'm, then I look at our chatters box and I realized that most of them are just as fucked up as we are. If not worse. Yes. I'm behaving. I'm always behaving, but yes. Number 20. I feel like number 20 could go along with 21 and a sentence, but much.

Speaker: I'm not touching, just thinking about it. You can't wait to see this home. You can't wait to go out of town. I'm gonna take my panties off so I can munch. Is it time for lunch? Maybe we can do lunch.

Speaker: Now we know what rehab does on the weekend Yeah, they're just gonna get better from here number 19 secrete It's not the word the first image that comes to your mind right

Speaker: much like 18 fester and not uncle fester from the Adams families. No, no, the work doesn't bother me, but the concept of, of a cut or something festering, that's just disgusting. Roger. You could put me on the list. I don't care. I got a purple pen. I'll find his red gray on it. Number, um, number 17, um, but stool. What? Yeah.

Speaker: I don't know what that word is. Pustul? I don't know what that word is. Anybody smarter than the three of us in this chat? Hold on, wait, wait, hold on. P -U -S -T -U -L -E. Pustul. It's the first three letters. Puss. That's what I discussed. It's the definition of Pustul. Any of various gold coins used in Europe in the 17th and 18th centuries. Sounds like French shit. I don't think you're on the right path there. I pronounced it the same way you did. Well, this doesn't mean that I said it right.

Speaker: A small blister or pimple on the skin containing pus. That's postule. That's postule. P -O -S. Jesus. Actually, it's pestule. Postule. Postule. I said it right. Postule. Postule. No, you said postule. Postule. Postule. Postule. Postule.

Speaker: Postule. Postule. P -O -S. P -O -S. All right, we get it. No, P -U -S. We get it. You know how to work your phone. Postule. Postule. It's got an accent. Postule. Yes. Postule. So you got problems with accents? Apparently. You do. Why can't we? Just Boston. Just Boston. Well, Boston.

Speaker: Tony's on board. Tony's already said he's on board with the Boston Heat. Number 16 is bulbous. It just sounds big. It just sounds big. Yeah, right? Doesn't it? Yeah, I think so. I don't know. I'm not very smart. Yeah, I think it's bulbous. I don't use the word, but. Number 15 is queasy. Yeah, because it makes your stomach turn.

Speaker: Yeah, well I gotta, I'm gonna look up this one because I don't know what the hell it is. Okay. What? Are you gonna look up how to say it, do you mean? Yes. Viscous. Viscous. Viscous. That's like the thickness of oil. Viscous. Yeah, thick, sticky consistency between solid and liquid. Yeah. Viscosity. Yeah, it's viscosity. That doesn't matter. See, I know, if I'm wrong, I'm wrong. If I don't know something, I don't know it, I admit it.

Speaker: You guys put me on this pedestal, like I think I'm so great. Oh, trust me, you're not on... He's in my help with that shit. Fuck outta here. Number 13. You're holding the festival up. The festival? I can't speak tonight. Words are hard. Speaking of Texas, what a broke -down ass is.

Speaker: Oh hey Brian, how you doing? That's a trick for Chris is Texas. Texas is Boston. It's words that make him queasy. Number 13 is maggots. Not a gross word, just what company you're fighting for. Not a gross word, but what it brings to mind is creepy.

Speaker: I did, there was this reality show, like this ER reality show back in the day that I don't know why I used to watch this shit, but I did. And this homeless man came in one day and he had like this wound on his leg full of maggots. And they cut the pant leg off and there was just hundreds of maggots on his leg. No, no, no. It was so fucking disgusting. But, but it was so fucking disgusting. But his wound? Clean as it was.

Speaker: No infection, nothing like that. It was as healthy as could be. So they cleaned them up, bandaged them up, and everything like that. Got them some medicine, all that jazz. But still, I mean, just the sight of it. I got sucked into watching Bot Flies and shit.

Speaker: I can't do all that. I can't do that shit. It's, I know the feeling of like, I don't know if you've seen the ingrown toenails and stuff. Thank you. Pulling out the nail that's ingrown. Yeah. I know that feeling and it, and watched it. It's like so fucking satisfying. And I saw this lady get a bot fly that was six inches long. It pulled out of her phone. Of a what?

Speaker: our thumb. That's nasty. What a list for catching rehab to come into tonight. I know, right? He's having fun with it. This is what we do. This is our top 10 for the night. This is what we do. It's not always great. It just happened to be the top 10 list that I pulled up for the night. Number 12 is Orifice. Orifice? Orifice. Or -i -or -f.

Speaker: or I F orifice I see yeah orifice or orifice it's orifice orifice it means it's mean opening like a like a hole in the body as Tony settle settle settle orifice see it's orifice see Tony how many can you talk to shit and I'm gonna stop both your orifices with my businesses

Speaker: Relax. Relax, Captain Minivan. Chris, how many orifices in the male body? And how many orifices in the female body? We're not having this discussion again because you were fucking wrong. You were wrong!

Speaker: You were wrong, and then you were grasping your appreciation for anything and everything. Actually, he's wrong. No, it's not. It's 10. We looked it up. We had this whole discussion on, I don't remember what episode, but we had this whole argument. You must be killing eyes. They're counting fucking everything. They're counting fucking everything, dude. Teardugs are not an external orifice or an orifices.

Speaker: Five, six. The question that was asked was external orifices on a female body. You have three down below. You have a mouth. That's four. You have two ears. That's six. And two nostrils. That is eight. You said three below. And then nipples. You said three below. Women have three holes. Three below. It's three below. Are you serious right now? I only worry about two of them.

Speaker: here we both but there are three well the question was asked and it was external holes and then this asshole is like well you got your tear ducts which are actually back behind your eyes yeah if you know if you look if you look on

Speaker: a picture and where they show him is actually back behind the bone. Okay, now let me show you something. Will your tears come out? There's a duck right there. If you put your eyelid down, look real close, you'll see the hole right there. But that's not an external orifices. No, it is external because it's outside. No, it's not. It's already broken down. Jeff was wrong. His fucking wife was trying to use nipples. Jeff was trying to fucking - Nipples? Tony, nipples. Where does the milk come from?

Speaker: I didn't think about that. You went there, Jeff. I didn't think about that. Thank you. But it's not a constant. It's not a constant open hole. But it is me. And there's a lot of women who give birth. Just like your mouth is not a constant hole because you can close your mouth, motherfucker.

Speaker: No, but there's a lot of women who give birth and have babies and they're there. Whatever the fuck you want to call them, they don't open up. There's something different. Understood. But because they're naturally fucking closed. But a woman's breasts are naturally made to breastfeed into nurse. Yes, they are naturally made to breastfeed. So I got to get in there and think about that.

Speaker: But that wasn't the question. Yeah, if you want to reach, if you want to reach and try to prove that you're alright. Yeah. So if you want to reach, when you know you're wrong and you want to keep grasping for straws, when all you have to fucking do is drown and die, just like when you pulled up tear ducts.

Speaker: Baby Debbie Debbie no wonder you miss your kids She was already a double deal when she got pregnant she went up to a damn beach I said that baby gonna be drunk and tall my son is taller than me

Speaker: He's going to be drunk after breastfeeding with her. I said that's how he's going to sound. Seriously.

Speaker: But we got into that discussion and Chris refused to accept reality. You only have one kid? No, he's saying that the orifice that the dimples just closed. Now listen! He knows he's wrong. That's how you know what Chris is wrong. He will not admit it. Because he's like, oh, it sometimes closes. Well, so does your fucking mouth.

Speaker: He said, are you serious right now? Women have three down there. I said they're too external. Two are internal, but there's only two external. That's right. There you go. Thank you. It's not reality when I'm not fucking wrong, you silly son of a bitch. Oh, let's see. This is how he gets 25 years. I know him. I know him. He knows he's wrong, and he can't. I'm done. Let's do that. Don't do that.

Speaker: Fucking tired of your shit, Jeffrey. Don't you have some good glory hole to go work at or some shit? Nightly nightly fucking duties I'm not wrong. I'm not wrong You're wrong you're mad It's very much like the wheels and doors conversation

Speaker: I think you and I agreed on the wheels and door conversation. Actually, no, I changed my status because coffins. What do you think they use to lower coffins? There are 850 ,000 coffins in the US alone. And? That are not even in use yet. Not on top of the 850 million coffins in the ground. In the wild. And?

Speaker: I don't even remember if my stance was on this, to be honest with you. You were on wheels. You were on wheels. I don't think I was. I don't know. All I know is I was on wheels for a long time until I read that call. But again, if you go into the actual conversation and the actual question that was asked, it wasn't meant to be broken down into, oh, well, I have my jewelry box as a stand -up, so technically it has doors on it.

Speaker: It was a simple question that too many idiots, too many idiots decided we're like, Oh, well my kitchen has 27 and a half cabinets. So therefore I have, I have 18 cabinet doors. So every house has 18 doors and there's 5 .7 billion houses in the world. And 27 drawers and they have wheels on the back of the slide. Yeah. Most of them have two to four wheels. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: He's always losing his shit, but anyways number 11 is chunky Oh DJ got his list in for for Saturday already. Oh, I really like his list

Speaker: Maybe we need your list, too. I really like DJ's list. Yeah, Jodie. But number 11 is Chunky. Now we're into the top 10, boys. So we get through this fucking thing. Jesus Christ. I don't like Chunky. Chunky doesn't bother me. Because I just think I'm peanut butter. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Chunky women, yes. We have to be nasty. Fuck that. I love Chunky. Now we know what we have to do. I don't say Chunky, though. I say Chunky. You didn't read the rest of his.

Speaker: Comment. No I didn't, but now I did. Holy shit. Jesus Christ. Somebody get this man some help. Alright. Good God. Is Captain Rehab J and just nobody knows it? I think so. Fuck. No. We had a bit of a laugh. He's not J, trust me. No, nobody has been alive. I've been able to know a couple of his sons. But number 10 on the list is Skool Works.

Speaker: Also, not something I think of, of being a dirty word. What'd you say, bro? I mean, what did you say? Squirt, number 10. Squirt. Squirt. I mean, A, it's a soda. Number 9. It is a soda. I was thinking the same thing, Jeff. It was what I was thinking. It was what I was thinking. No, not my first thought, but it did remind me that there is a soda. Bro, you stupid.

Speaker: Ah, skeet skeet skeet skeet. Ah, skeet skeet, motherfucker. To sweat jot down my balls and all these bitches. Ah, skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet. Number nine is smear. Shmear? Shmear. Well, smear. Smear? Like your smear jelly on your bread when you make it. Or if you're me and you're really drunk and you

Speaker: Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear! Smear

Speaker: I fear that might be our mystery interviewee. Why would you send her the link for Facebook and not Haps? You fucking dildo. Because she doesn't have Haps yet. Well, just tell her to get Haps. Well, she was working, so. Yeah. Oh, she's. Oh no, it's, uh, it's, uh, it's, it's, it's Wendy. Okay.

Speaker: uh... number eight is uh... curd curd curd that's just like cheese curd but yeah uh... cheese curd isn't that the curds and whey like the itsy bitzies yeah I don't know yeah curds and that doesn't bother me uh... number seven I know some of these should have been drop kicked fetuses that doesn't bother me

Speaker: It's not a gross word. I don't think any word really bothers me. No, it's not the words. Like I said, it's not the words. It's what it's associated with. No, I'm sure it's coming up, but I know the word moist bothers a lot of people. Number six is phlegm. That's nasty. Phlegm? That just makes me think, I need to clear my throat.

Speaker: You're not With his use it all his new words of the day up there in one sentence

Speaker: Damn dude, you're on it tonight. Holy shit, that's gross. Number five, Jeffrey, Jeffrey, you're probably pretty familiar with this, considering your habits that you, and pastime pleasures and stuff like that. Gurgle. Ew, that's nasty. That's what you do? I've never used that word.

Speaker: I don't think I've ever used that word either, to be honest with you. With mouthwash, you gargle. But I don't even use that word. Are we using that right? Is gargle the right word? Are we supposed to say gurgle? And not gargle? Because gurgle just sounds weird. Hmm.

Speaker: No people are like this there's people in here a lot smarter than us well I mean that comes down to like Depending where you are. There's different ways of saying everything mm -hmm number four is yoke Yeah, like a go Your daddy used to say hockey

Speaker: Oh, yeah, I know what you're talking about. Oh, Haka Lugi? Yeah. Yeah, that was what I thought when you said that. Fucking hell. She opened her orifice and did the gurgle. Jesus!

Speaker: One of these days, there's a company that takes your podcast and creates it into a book. We need to create a book of just the chatter's box. That would be hilarious. I got another word that I don't even know how to pronounce, so we're going to go to Google for this one. And I don't know why this is actually gross,

Speaker: going off of the definition lugubrious lugubrious i've never heard that word lugubrious i'm not very well i'm never looking or sounding looking or sounding sad and dismal dismal why would you just say why wouldn't you just say sad and dismal yeah i don't know it's a dismal lugubrious i didn't say that

Speaker: I was fucked up by that fucking word like I don't even I've never even heard of that word let alone why would it be gross? That's like some shit experience shit. Why are people grossed out by number two? Blog? Blog? I'm gonna try to talk about blogs. And number one.

Speaker: Every time Jeff watched Brokeback Mountain, his panties get moist. Wow. And there's secretion and dripping from his panties. That is a real thing. Sorry, I stole your thing. It's usually women that get... There's a lot of women that don't like moist. They hate the word moist.

Speaker: But when I think moist, I think of wet bread, which is the nastiest thing ever. Chick -fil -A and their overrated chicken sandwiches. You said wet bread. Get the fuck out of here. Moist bread is the nastiest thing. That is the most disgusting thing. Brian, you're not helping. Yeah. Don't ever go to Chick -fil -A and eat their Chick -fil -A because their bread is moist as hell. Gross. Moist swamp ass. Moist swamp ass.

Speaker: Moist. No, like I said, I can understand how moist can bother people, but nothing, no words really bother me. Nothing, there's nothing really. Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist. Sweaty coochie is salty. Wow, Brian, you really weren't there. Moist. I can read these in my head before I say them out loud. On the pronunciation, I can make them say it slow. Yeah, dude. Moist.

Speaker: Moist.

Speaker: Yeah, like I said, I don't really see anything, any word that would really, ah, like Nutella Brad says. I don't, yeah, like I said, I don't know that any of those words are gross as much as it's just more of a - What they true. Your initial thought when you hear them. Yeah.

Speaker: You know what I mean? I think that's more... My daughter, if there's a cockroach anywhere near the house, she freaks out. But just saying cockroach doesn't trigger her. Yeah. No, it's all about... I think it's about the thought that it... I think it's about what triggers... What it makes you think... What it makes you think of bio. Many of them are very sexual in nature.

Speaker: A little bit. Well, they can definitely be used in a sexual nature, very easily. Which rehab proved profusely. He did a very good job. I'm not gonna lie, the dude's kind of a poet. You guys can look down upon him. You guys can wax it in luxury about dirty words, I guess. You guys can look down upon him and judge him as you will.

Speaker: I think, I think he should be hoisted upon our shoulders and carried out of the stadium like the champion that he is. If we were to have a, if we were to start a new segment, if we were to start a new segment and call it hero of the night, I'd pick one person on the chatter's box. Our first hero of the night. Comment, comment, commenter of the night. Yeah. I'm going to label him a hero. Not all, not all heroes wear Kate Jeffery.

Speaker: Oh, that reminds me, next time Jody's mad at you, put a towel on her back and they say, now you're super mad. Hey, Jeffrey. Yeah, that works out fine. Hey, Jeff. Much like your whole, when you're railing your girl and you, as you like to say, fucking my woman, and you whisper another girl's ear, or another girl's name in her ear, you try that first and let me know how it goes. Oh no, I, I, I, I, I, my wife is Latina and she will stab me.

Speaker: That's why I've tried to get everybody else to do it so I can see how it works. I have a little thing called respect for my woman. So I would never do it. Oh, I do too. That's why I would not do it. Hold on for eight seconds. Appreciate the awards, rehab. Thank you. Thank you, rehab. Yes, that's awesome. But with that being said, we've come to the end of our road, gentlemen. Yes. Salutations. That's not a night. Bon voyage.

Speaker: Fuck you Jeff. What were you saying? That was for Dunya. Sayonara. I love you. Fuck all of y 'all. Au revoir. I sure don't like it. Cheerio. May peace be with you. Live long and prosper. Live long and prosper. I saw that coming. Avengers Assemble. Avengers Assemble. Avengers Form Voltron.

Speaker: Or no, the best one. It's morphin' times. The check's in the mail. Autobots transform. Autobots roll out. This is if the car's a tech.

Speaker: The many ways to say goodbye. Flawless victory. Finish that. And no one was half the battle. Go planet, yes. Captain Planet. I don't know about you guys, but I loved that show when I was a kid. I don't know about you guys, but I loved that show when I was a kid. I don't know about you guys, but I loved that show when I was a kid. I don't know about you guys, but I loved that show when I was a kid. I don't know about you guys, but I loved that show when I was a kid. I don't know about you guys, but I loved that show when I was a kid. I don't know about you guys, but I loved that show when I was a kid. I don't know about you guys, but I loved that show when I was a kid. I don't know about you guys, but I loved that show when I was a kid. I don't know about you guys, but I loved that show when I was a kid. I don't

Speaker: I am Captain Planet. He's all whitewashed. Jesus. Can we say gay as superhero of all time? Ooh, Care Bear stare. Nice pull, Tony, Brian. Damn. I'm Mike Debbie. I'm Mike. I came on earlier, so I might let somebody else have it tonight. I'm out. With that being said, Tony will be on in 10 minutes. 15. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker: 15. He's got to go take a title. He's got to, he's got to go take a shit. Yeah groom. Yeah dude. After all that fucking shit he's been eating tonight. Get all this gas out I've been holding during the broadcast because y 'all almost heard it. Keep fucking with me. Are you holding it?

Speaker: Let it roll. Let it rip, man. Better out than in. Better out than in. I don't want nobody to hear high sound when I let it down. Unless it's the right way. Better out than in, my friend. Let the magic play and worries all the day away. Let the music play down and frag a rock. Nice, Brian.

Speaker: Yeah. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. That's all folks. Yeah. Yeah. That is how the cookie crumbles. Exactly. Yes. And that's the way it is. And that's the way it is. And let's be extra particularly careful out there.

Speaker: Yeah, you ignorant slut. Jane, you ignorant slut. Jane, you ignorant slut. One of these days. Pow. Pow, right in the kiss. I'm coming to Elizabeth. I'm coming to Elizabeth. No, whatever you said, we're doing pretty sure that you guys hanging out with us tonight. It was an interesting Wednesday night. Maybe we shouldn't take a Monday off again.

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Speaker: So we can rattle them off and you guys can get in there on the voting and see who the champion this week will be. I do have DJ's list and so far, DJ is coming out swinging for the fences. Really? He's not playing. DJ is not playing this go around. I like it. Top five movies of all time. Go. But with that being said, we're going to finish the show the only way we know how with our guys in Blacktop Mojo. If you don't know who they are, do yourself a favor.

Speaker: and follow them on all social media and wherever you stream music at, at nonsensical nonsense. Before we go, can I say this one more time? Because Brian don't listen to me. Jesus Christ. Make your list, email it to nonsense. Send it in. Stop typing your little goddamn text box. Don't put it in the comments because people will take your title.

Speaker: And then on time for that, if we do use it, we will say, oh, you got time for Brian. Jesus, I know he's driving and voice activating like Jeff. Yeah, really got the voice listening. Your list is weak, Brian. Put the book's ass, yes, I know. Yeah, your list is weak.

Speaker: and predictable considering your firm taxes. It's really predictable considering your firm taxes. Oh, you're at home. Okay, good. You're a low -hanging fruit, Jeff. You are, sir. Yeah, well, here's what it is.

Speaker: Do your fruit, hang low, do it, wobble to and fro. Does it slap you guys when you walk down the hallway? Brian, I don't think the list is going to beat mine. I remember you were at the Blockbuster now. Challenge accepted. I'll be up in about 15 minutes. Matter of fact, you come up and I'll jump on yours. I don't even know what the hell that's supposed to mean. I used to work at Blockbuster.

Speaker: Understood Understood, but I literally have the blockbuster that was here. I went through every DVD they had I'm with you work there doesn't mean you are watching all the movies detonate about what's this nice was a good movie if you have not seen it Detonated dead and detonator Play the music let's go

Speaker: But like I said, whatever you say, we're gonna end the show with our guys in Blacktop Mojo. If you don't know who they are, go check them out wherever you stream music on all social media at BlacktopMojo. If you do know who they are, do a friend a favor and tell them about it. We will see you guys Saturday night with a very new episode. Tell them nonsensical nonsense. Tell them nonsensical nonsense. That's my bleaching head. It's official. Make your list and send it to the email. Jesus.

Speaker: There it is. Listen to the words coming out of her house.

Speaker: She said.

Speaker: And now, the spirit in the air, will kill me out of the blood, and make me a god like you. All around the world, two thousand eyes are gone and she starts to feast.

Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself?

Speaker: Sir, this is a speedy park. We have hot dogs, too, for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like, something sharp. Something, like, I can stab, defend myself with. I've got some sharp tooth combos. I've got some sharp tooth combos over there. It's kind of like Ritz cracker with cheese, baby. All right. Well, let me just take one of these lighters, and I'm going to borrow your bug spray, and can I borrow your bathroom key as well?

Speaker: I'll make sure you bring that back. And that'll be $13 .62. And I'm going to have to have exact same. So we're in a coin shortage at the moment. Whatever, man. OK. Just that. I'm sorry.

Speaker: Wanna hear it, Tony? Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck! Hell yeah!

Speaker: On the river skies Take this sacrifice I want to live forever And now, spirit in the air Give me a little love Make me a god like you Make me a god like you

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Jeffrey, let him know. Deuces. Tony T, tell him your secret recipe. Awesome.

Speaker: I did not expect that. Good. Well, then. So you just you just got rid of you just retired the old one and now you're going with that, huh? I thought about it. But then again, mother had you mother made you mother. There it is. Yes, there. And that's how we did the show. Y 'all join us Saturday night for a brand new episode. Same nonsensical time, same nonsensical channel. And with that being said, goodbye, Modo Fockels.

Speaker: Yeah, figure out.