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Speaker: Become now darling Your growing faint My Technicolor view The years turning grey Twist the antenna round Guess there's something wrong There's nothing but a white noise now The signal's gone
Speaker: Gone, gone, gone I sit alone now The screen is cracked
Speaker: I hit the side again but the picture won't come back I tried to wait it out but I fell asleep near dawn I guess I won't know how it ends The signal's gone Gone, gone, gone
Speaker: and go The pain is peeling from the walls The damage rules us all
Speaker: I actually found it's it's what it was like a life hack. I saw on YouTube and shit. I was like really I got an old TV Instead of going to spend it like 20 bucks on the fucking ring like so you could sit outside I just took an old TV The screen off the fucking TV
Speaker: uh tv was dead long ago yeah well on that note it is wednesday do you guys know what that means welcome to episode what the fuck number are we on that 26 26 i had to look at the title to make sure i got it right yeah welcome to uh nonsensical nonsense what's going on everybody hopefully uh what's up
Speaker: going pretty good so far and as always I'm usually so much more comfortable usually by this time I'm wiping shit off my face yeah but uh so yes welcome to another episode of nonsensical nonsense
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Speaker: Yes, everything that's up right now is just kind of a rough idea, rough play, but there are more things. That football jersey design I have that I want to put up, that I tried to put up last night and wouldn't let me because we need to connect a count to it, but that thing's going to be awesome. It's a Staples t -shirt and it says Glick 69 on the back, which I find hilarious. Yeah.
Speaker: I'll get all that information added on to it, hopefully by this weekend. Yeah. Who's going to do it today, but I didn't plan on being at work until, you know. Yeah. You were super late tonight. Yeah. We had a, we had an interesting job to say the least today. So that rat's the size of Volkswagen's. No, it was a, it was a bed bug job, but one of the, one of the, one of the cool things that, um,
Speaker: my company does that you know a lot of companies don't do is they is he they offer where we'll come in and prep the house for you. So it's basically that means we bring totes in and we throw shit in totes and all your clothes we bag up and then we take then we take all the clothes and whatnot. Yeah, which is what I got to do after we got done packing everything.
Speaker: Chris said they're all day with quarters. Well, no, the cool thing is all you have to do is put the clothes in the dryer, the heat, the heat and the heat kills bedbooks. So if they're worried. So, you know, all I had to run for like 30 minutes. So I literally had 17 bags, big 50 gallon bags. My truck was was loaded to the tailgate. Oh, yeah. And so I went and I was
Speaker: I just went down the line and loaded all the dryers. And by the time I got to the end, the dryers that I loaded first were already done. So I was able to go get new bags. Yeah. So there's just, and it was hot as balls out today. And you know how laundromats are. I mean, I haven't been in a laundry in about 30 years, but they're so damn hot anyway. So yeah. Then.
Speaker: doing the treatment and everything like that. That was a whole, you know, we got flip furniture, take furniture apart. You know, it's just, it was a very, it was a very long day on one day.
Speaker: So, and tomorrow it's supposed to be even hotter, but my day won't look as bad tomorrow. I'd say that now and then I'll, I'll have a break loose tomorrow. You'll, you'll triple the amount of bags you got to take the longer, Matt. Well, tomorrow it's just regular services for those of you who don't know. I mean.
Speaker: I'm in pest control. All right. So tomorrow I got some mosquito services, a yard, uh, yard treatment, this, that, and other thing. It's all boring. Nobody cares because it's just, it's just, it's just your normal run of the mill services. So nothing, nothing too crazy tomorrow. It doesn't look like so. Other than my AC broken, my doesn't work in my truck. So well, you know,
Speaker: Oh my God! Really? Really? You poor bastard coming to the guy this evening was like, I'll be great. I'm not being sarcastic when I say that. I'm not being sarcastic when I say that. You poor bastard. Because there's nothing worse to be a hot day in a vehicle and you cannot turn on the AC even though you have AC. Yeah, especially when you work outside.
Speaker: Yes, and you know, outdoor uniforms are not necessarily the coolest things in the world temperature wise. They usually don't wick away sweat at all. They usually hold it in so that you're wearing a reverse wetsuit. Exactly. Is it a single cab or double check or extended cab or quad cab?
Speaker: No, that's my truck's a single cabin. Okay. Well, then you got, you got 265 air conditioning. No, no, I don't because, no, because my bonus thinks it's hilarious that my truck doesn't have power windows. Oh my God.
Speaker: So I have, I have one windows. You're, you're 12 feet long. You can literally just reach out, not even extend your full fucking arm and go, and put down a fucking window. You lazy bastard for full fucking problems while I'm sitting here sweating my dick off all day. That's not coming for another two days. You know, that's on you. You're the guy who decided to, uh, go live in a third world country.
Speaker: Yeah, well, uh, you know, I'm American and I love this motherfucker Who do you think this motherfucker? You know what it is, I said I sent that shot across his pillow fiance Did you scrub myself? Did I scrub myself? Oh, yeah
Speaker: I was going to say you showered, right? Let's go brownies, Matt. Hell yeah. I forgot. I had my picture. I'm sorry, guys. I'm just logging into Facebook. So I didn't. Yeah. Chris is going ahead and share us out to everything. I'm going to, I'm going to kick Kevin Holly's ass is what I shot. I did in, in his defense. I did shoot across this bow this morning. You know what? What you two do on your own time is none of our business. I actually created a meme.
Speaker: I'm gonna actually put on a t -shirt, I swear to God. I'm gonna put on a t -shirt. And my defense on that is I'm typing out the meme, and my wife is yelling at me, and I'm going, hold on, give me two seconds. And I was like, save. And she's like, put the phone down. Damn, just shit. And I saved it, didn't even look at it, and posted it.
Speaker: And, and when you mentioned it, that I spelled Kevin's name wrong, I was like, damn it. So I had to delete it and redo the fucking thing. We'll see. That's, that's how you know, your boys getcha. Yeah. So I could have just left it. Yeah. You could have just left everybody to make fun of me. I literally, I'm going to put that on t -shirt. I swear to God. I'll just, I'll just, just share this out here real quick. Uh,
Speaker: Yeah. I won't share. I don't fucking care. It's do it, do it, do it right on his Facebook, right on his Facebook page. Oh, no, I sent I sent the meme to his Facebook page as well. Yeah. Yeah, I made sure to it. I made sure so he would see it without tagging him. I'm not ignoring you. I just I literally just got into Facebook. Sorry.
Speaker: What he block it
Speaker: No, he didn't like it. Just the fact that he posted, he posted in, in, in our, on our page while we're live. I was, I was a little posted. He posted about, about an hour, about an hour and a half before he went live. He was like hour and a half new shows coming up. I put it in the comments. Nobody cares. How, how did that? Yeah.
Speaker: And, uh, I was like, don't tell me what to do. And she was like, she was like an hour and a half till the show, nothing better to do on a rainy night than snuggle up on the couch and watch or listen to the Kevin Hawley show. Nobody cares. What's going on? I had to, I had to, uh, censor myself as I was just sharing that out. I was a little delayed getting onto Facebook. Sorry. So we're usually right on top of it for that.
Speaker: But we got distracted talking and it takes me three hours to get all of our social media and everything out there now Now we have merchandise and all that jazz. So yeah so We offended our first group of people. That's true. Yes and your response your response was fucking spot -on and
Speaker: And I couldn't figure out how to do it, but I was trying, I knew how, I know how to do it, but I couldn't find the right one. I was looking for a gif, one of those gifs that is clapping, like a golf clap kind of thing. And I was trying to come across like a big head and be a sarcastic prick.
Speaker: and the poor lady that that had that was the admin of that group and and by the way if I if I already did not like fucking East Knox as it was used to be cribing me snowflake pieces of shit no shit just for another reason not to like that goddamn school and paint the fact that I'm an alumni there so just to let everybody know what happened was uh what's going on Cam
Speaker: I, I share when, when, when I post a new episode, um, on Spotify or on anchor Spotify and it goes to Apple play or iTunes, whatever the fuck it is and Google and all that. I share the link. I share the link out on all of our pages, like on our page on my page where you can basically show all the, all the podcasts and pages that we're on. Uh, yeah, pretty much everywhere and anywhere I share it out. Well, I started sharing it on.
Speaker: the East Locks alumni page. Now, mind you, the only person that has posted on there since April of 2020, probably was 2020, has been me. It's a dead page. It pops up on like one person's feed every six months. He lives down in Cancun, Cameron. Yeah.
Speaker: Cameron said, it looks like you live in Seattle. So, you know, the poor lady that had to, you know, say something to me about this, I feel bad for her, but you know, she's like, she's like, people have reported your post is inappropriate on the East Knox group.
Speaker: To keep things up and up, you should limit your posts to East Knox related information. Thanks. Mind you, again, a Facebook page that nobody posts on. And when somebody does randomly post on it, nobody likes it or comments or anything like that. And the people that do like and comment when I post on it, they listen to the show. You know, like people have started following our page. Yeah, because of it. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: But one jag off has to pay off some. Yeah, so I asked her, so you talk about the alumni page or the East Knox page? Because there's two pages for the school. Right. And it was the alumni page. So my smart ass, I comment back, I'm terribly sorry to have offended, overly sensitive, and those who lack the sense of humor. I will cease and desist in consideration of their precious feelings.
Speaker: Which is like the nicest way to say fuck you. Which she responded, I'm glad you can laugh. To be honest, there are quite a few old fogeys on this alumni page. And I was just like, well, that didn't go as well as I planned. I kind of feel like a fit. So, you know, we cut it.
Speaker: You know, we talked about it back and forth a little bit, you know, I did. I was like, look, I don't post the live because we we are a little bit off the wall and we're a bit off color. Yes. You know, yeah, we're an acquired taste, so to say. And she's she's like some some folks just don't know how to just
Speaker: They want to watch the whole thing, apparently. Well, and I've only posted one live in there one time, and I didn't mean to, to be honest with you. And it just had to be episode 14. No, I don't actually. I don't know what episode it was. I'm not saying it was. I was just. Yeah. I mean, it's all my friends.
Speaker: I actually did look it up and I think her name is Sharon. It's Sharon something. It's actually second wife. Well, anyway, it don't matter. It only took this 25 episodes to
Speaker: To finally offend a group. So yeah, which is actually impressive that we haven't offended more people But at the very least people haven't said stop posting your link we don't care Yeah No, I mean in their glory hole they approve our post every time and I share the video and I
Speaker: I share the link and everything. So considering it's glory, they're like, yeah, we, we're, we don't get offended because we'd know we're shit hole. The Newark, the Newark glory hole.
Speaker: After the last weekend, if anybody watches, they're like, yep, that's the definition of Newark right there. I was listening to that episode today and I'm like, oh my god. It goes completely off the rails. All of a sudden, you're like, you never guess who just showed up.
Speaker: And I was like, no fucking way. And I didn't know how I didn't know how well the bike would pick it up. I mean, it was actually crystal clear when I'm at the door talking shit. Yeah, I was at the door talking shit. No, Mike picked it up. I'm like, damn. Is afterwards I'm downstairs with my wife and we're flicking through YouTube, look for something to watch. And I see a live link.
Speaker: For nonsensical nonsense, I'm like, wait, we finished. Like 45 minutes? And it's just you and your pops drinking and singing along, screaming about blacktop mojo. So I go back on Haps and I'm like, what? I know I was trying to get you to come back in with this. I almost I almost had my wife convinced to come back on live with with with us.
Speaker: because she was three sheets to the wind nice yeah we uh yeah because her friend her friend left uh about uh 20 minutes after you and i got done and they they had a few drinks as in like two or three bottles so yeah she's like she's like i would but i don't want to see anybody seeing me fucked up i'm like look at these two idiots
Speaker: She's like no, I don't know his dad I'm like I've never met him And then you know when they first got here and he was making fun of me for having Bush luck because I drank all my
Speaker: Yeah, I was like, well, go fucking buy me some Budweiser. They were like, no. Well, guess what they did later on that night? Wait, I ran out of beer and he was like, what are you doing? I was like, I'm out of beer. So I was going to have some water. And he was like, well, see, and I was like, I'm out of beer and I'm not going to start drinking. And I'm not going to start drinking whiskey. I've already drank like.
Speaker: you know, damn near a case of beer as it is tonight. And he was like, go get more. And I'm like, okay, I'll just drive my every eyes down the road. If I can find my car. It's not across the street. It's like across the street and two or three blocks up the road.
Speaker: Oh, please. I walk farther than that for cigarettes every morning. Well, that's that's you, not me. Yeah. You know, that's exactly. And that's the benefits of living in a first world country and not a third world country. We have cars. I have a car, but it's just easier to walk because it's getting turned around. Fuck all that. Yes. So so dad was like, fuck it. I'll buy it. Joanne was like, you're not driving. And he was like, don't buy him some beer.
Speaker: So she went out and bought me like another case of Budweiser. So we continued to drink a drink and drink and drink some more. Oh, I hit a button. Damn it. Oh God. Now we're side. I hit a button. Why are you touching buttons? All you have to do is stop touching. Stop touching it. Yeah. Yeah. It, it, uh,
Speaker: I thought it was a message for my wife, but it turns out it was a, an ad. And when I clicked on it, so I could read the message, what I thought was a message, turns out it sent me to a game. I was like, what? Just sit your friend looking at the hell down. Uh, but yeah, I mean, yeah. Holy shit. Pops is the idea was to say we, um,
Speaker: We drink quite a bit Saturday night. Well, you guys went live for almost two hours, so you did four hours live. Which, I mean, in all... In all actual hours. You and Pops are literally staring at the TV, screaming about how fucking awesome Blacktop Mojo is. It was hilarious.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, I was just going to, I was just going to put music on in the background because I wasn't going to go on Facebook or anything like that. Um, and then he was like, all right. Twist my arm. Exactly. You want me to put my favorite band on? Damn. Okay. Oh, I went live the next morning.
Speaker: how you were alive a lot the next day. And every time I, well, not that I was really in any condition to do much of anything Sunday. I figured the only reason you didn't comment on anything is you were hammered. Like you read about. Well, every time I would go to come into your life, you would end it. And I'm like, this motherfucker, stop ending them.
Speaker: I went live on TikTok. I went live on Haps a couple of times on Haps, actually. Yeah. But every time I did, I'd go live for like 45 minutes and nobody would comment. And I was like, well, well, I'm just talking to myself, I guess. But I literally just faced the camera at the TV and just started cleaning the house. I actually Sunday, I I slept until like one.
Speaker: I don't think pops in them left until like five or six in the morning. I don't know what time pops and, and, and Joe left. I think it was like five, five 30, some shit like that. Those those nights, those those drinking nights that you, you almost have to sleep till two, three o 'clock. Yeah. So I sucked it to like one and I got up and I ate, and then I ate some more and then, uh, I watched.
Speaker: I watched a movie or something then I felt that I went back to sleep for a couple hours speaking of watching something so my wife had the day off today and And it's Wednesday and Loki comes out on Wednesday, and I was like ooh episode 6 out I tell my son. I'm like Kevin episode 6 is out Let's watch it and my wife goes I haven't seen one through five
Speaker: And I was like, uh -huh. And she's like, I want to watch it. I was like, fuck. So we re -watched episodes one through five and then watched episode six. And did you, have you seen it yet? That sounds like a problem. Holy shit. Six will piss you off, sir. The ending will piss you off. Oh, really?
Speaker: Well, uh, quick spoiler, there is a season two coming. Shut your fucking whore mouth! Yup. Well, I already know there's gonna be a season two, but stop. Well, I know, but - No spoilers. No spoilers. Well, no. No spoilers. Alright, yeah, I'll wait till you see it. But I took a picture of the quote -unquote post -credits scene.
Speaker: and I was going to send it to you and I was like, I don't know, Chris has seen it yet. I'm not going to send it. And I was. I think your wife is on here. Is she? She called us a liar for something. How the fuck am I going to see a show that just came out today when I didn't even get home from work until eight? I know. I totally understand. I understand. That's why I'm not. I'm not going to give a spoilers, but it's really good.
Speaker: and then waited on you. And then I went into Kevin Hawley's show and. And it's him. Well, you can. I actually I could have. I spent the first hour talking about dead cat, which sucks. I mean, I'm not going to make fun of that. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I will cancer for pussies.
Speaker: but I asked him, I asked him, I was like, well, now that that cat's dead, can we put down the fucking Facebook page? Rouser headed to the playoffs this year. I'm willing to bet my 401k on it. I like the way you think, Theo Dawson. Theo Dawson. Oh, there you go. If I had a 401k to bet on it, I'd be right there beside you. You've got to stay the job long enough.
Speaker: Look, I've never not had a job, so there's that. No, there is that, but you do change jobs quite often. For good reason. Since I've been home, I have. I just can't find that sweet spot, man. When I was down in Charleston, I worked at the same place pretty much the entire time I was down there. Right. And before that, when I was here, I was at OSU. Yeah.
Speaker: When's that gig at Amikrami to do the night security thing at that festival? Oh, okay. Oh, so that's a while off. Yeah, it's the end of September. I'm kind of surprised I reached out to me, but I mean, we didn't leave all bad times or anything like that. I just... No, well, I think it was... Oh, no? That was because of money. What's up, Croy?
Speaker: No, no, it was up here. It was after I came home from Charleston. Oh, okay. It sounds like doing that. Yeah, it'll be fun. When I was working there and we did the, and we did the festival, it was, it was really cool working security. Plus, plus I didn't, because I worked the day before, so you didn't have to work the whole fest, like that day of I actually worked. So we only had to work a few hours.
Speaker: Oh, nice. And then we worked it. We got free entrance. We got free admission. And then with your ticket, when you buy it, if you're the public or whatever, it includes beer and alcohol and food. Nice. So then we got free food and we got free beers. Nice. After I got done doing my thing, they gave all the employees. I'm going to go get my drink. Everybody who got tickets.
Speaker: Well Everybody that bought tickets you got the AMF challenge t -shirt So when I got done, I just went and grabbed my shirt and I was able to change my shirt So I wasn't like I was walking around there with a security shirt Wait security stroke is shit Why is security puking in the trash can?
Speaker: Don't eat the whole pork. Save it for me. Apparently Brandon's going gopher hunting in his backyard. Nice. He's flooding the little bastards out and waiting patiently with my four -pound sledge. Hell yeah, a little whack -a -mole, actually. I just pictured Bill Murray in Caddyshack.
Speaker: I fucking love that movie. My wife hates it. Every time she came home the other day and I'm watching that movie. Well, the part of the funny thing is her and her friend show up and I'm watching the movie and it's at the point
Speaker: Where the main character is, is, uh, had, has just finished having sex with the hot chick. So they're laying in bed naked. My wife walks in. She's like, are you watching porn? I'm like, no. Oh, hold on one second. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Got some mold near out there.
Speaker: I'm gonna have to run to the gate real quick while you go ahead and give her advertising. I'm gonna have to let her in. I'll be right back. Please, please don't run because we all know what you sound like. Yeah, I'll pass out. I know. I won't run. I'll walk quickly. Yeah. I'll be right back. So, so Jeff has to go open the
Speaker: gate and his fancy community to allow his wife's friend to come in. Um, because I don't, apparently they don't have electric gates there or something. I'm not quite sure. Hey, uh, Brandon, I know what ammonia is. I wear one around my neck every day and I also have one on my hand. So yes, I know what ammonia here is.
Speaker: but uh so yeah anyways they don't have like they have a they have they live in a gated community uh but uh they don't have like power gates or security or anything like that I guess that's one of the one of the joys of living in a uh third world country such as Mexico
Speaker: And I don't know why I'm glitching out so bad. I don't know what's going on. But anyways, I'll go ahead and throw out the social again. Social media, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, Twitter, all under nonsensical nonsense, and YouTube as well. Also wherever you find your push sniffer. I don't, don't worry about that. That's a comment that I just read.
Speaker: Um, wherever you find your podcasts at, whether it be on Apple or Google or Spotify, just look at nonsensical nonsense. Give us a follow there. You can get all of the episodes. Also just announced when we started the show, we now have merch. It's a work in progress, but there is a merch store on teespring and the, uh,
Speaker: link is on our Facebook, Instagram and Twitter pages. So you can just click on that link or just go to Teespring .com and search up nonsensical nonsense and it'll bring up all of our shit. There is a couple of shirts with typos on there. Don't mind them. I was still trying to work out glitches and what like that. And Jeff was too eager to get it up and running. No, not free merch.
Speaker: You gotta buy it. Come on. You, you, you make like a million dollars a day. Go, go buy our shit. But, um, yeah, it's up there and we're still designing some shirts. I just threw a stupid simple design together on one shirt and I was still trying to figure the app out and got a little crazy with it, but, um, or not the app, the website, but, uh, Jeff, Jeff's designed a couple. Uh, yeah, I feel like I'm cheap as shit too. I'm not even gonna buy any of our merch.
Speaker: I'm just kidding. I'll probably I'll probably buy a t shirt or or a two. Okay, I'm back. Let me get. Later on down the road. Okay. But but yeah, we're we're we're working out some other designs. Mark, there he is. It's about time. Oh yeah, Mark. Hey, we're still we're still working out some bugs and
Speaker: I don't know. That's weird. Yeah. You know, uh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker: You literally use the same design on every shirt It's like a little variety of you would be nice. I didn't that's why I made that's why I did the well I didn't realize the football jersey one Well, and that's I didn't realize at the time that when I was doing it that That you could only have one design. Oh No
Speaker: Well, no, no. If you if you be if you have like I did that that design and I just put it on a bunch of different styles of men's shirt and a couple of women's shirts and hoodies and this and that other thing. Well, you can't have another hoodie on there with a different design. You have to delete that hoodie that has the first design on it. Yeah, because I was trying to do a couple of tumblers and you can only do one tumbler. Oh, that sucks.
Speaker: So, and then the fucking thing wouldn't let me edit and or delete the two shirts with fucking typos on them. That's why I was telling you, don't post the link out until I'm fucking done. And then I delete your, I delete your, your post and you're like, hey, it's been 10 minutes. I'll put it up again. We gotta get the merch out there.
Speaker: Hell yeah, dude use a shotgun. Let's see for You idolize I don't idolize all just saying they're more competitively priced Oddly enough
Speaker: Well, unfortunately, at the end of the day, it's going to be a little bit expensive. I mean, especially. Yes. If we if we plan on making any money off of it. So, yeah. Well, it's it's, you know, we're not asking everybody buy one of everything, but, you know, pick one, people. But but.
Speaker: but there are other designs and other, other, you know, like I said, I was messing with the app early, the webpage last night. And then I just, dude, I was literally on there for almost six hours, sticking with that thing. And I was like, you know what? I'm done. I just worked all day and I'm done. I'm done. I'll deal with it this weekend or something. You know, but yeah, you ain't going to do on Sunday. I got to pick up the kids Friday.
Speaker: but just teach the kids how to use it and say this is your assignment for the weekend. Do some merch. They would probably know how to do it better than they probably would know how to do it better than either one of us. Probably. They probably fix that picture issue we've been having. Maybe I don't know. Speaking of money. Yeah, I got a couple.
Speaker: these stories for you. Okay. We haven't done stories in a long time and I don't want to sit here and battle on and shamelessly promote our merchandise all fucking show. And that was as far as I got. So the metal cup was a brilliant idea and the pint glass too. I think the pint glass is really cool. I do like the tumbler. I put that, that one design on there that I sent you.
Speaker: Yeah, with like the little little guy with the headphones. Yeah, I call him Killroy. Mark, Mark's like, Mark's like so far, I've only bought the metal cup and four pint glasses for me and my mates. I'm going to get the yoga pants for myself. And I see you have a fleece blanket here. Yes, please.
Speaker: Mark I'm gonna put make Chris and I face on a pillow so you can actually That is that is a mark exclusive Yes, we'll get a pillow and a blanket with our faces on it just for you Well, I'm trying to get good pictures of Chris and I laying down so the blanket is the blanket is our body and the pillow is our head and
Speaker: Mark said, Mark said, Oh my God. Yes. There you go. But anyways, but they won't let you put new pictures up. So I don't know. Yeah. Maybe, maybe we can make one of those coffee mugs where you put, when you put hot liquid, the clothes disappear. There you go.
Speaker: There you go. Mark said, I'll call that every night. You have to you have to post a picture of it onto the Facebook page, Mark, if you do that. Yes. If you if I make that, if I spend the time figuring out how to make that fucking pillow. It's it's it's sleepy time with Glick and Jeff. Yes. But but but yes, so speaking of money,
Speaker: Yes. And making money. I got a question for you. No, I have not. I have no money. Well, no, I know you don't have it. That's life. That's life. So an unopened Super Mario. Yeah, right. An unopened Super Mario from the N64 game from 1996. OK. Sold in auction.
Speaker: How much do you think that game went for in auction? You're talking about NES, right? The cartridge. I'm talking about the Nintendo 64. So yeah, that's a cartridge. Oh, the 64. OK, but it's just smaller cartridges. So it's not the OG. It's second generation. No. Yeah, this is Super Mario and 64. Four grand. I have another question for you before I answer that question.
Speaker: Unopened legends of Zelda from 1987 from the original Nintendo. Okay. Is it the gold? Awesome. Is it the gold one? It is the gold. It is the gold box. 150 grand. No. 150 grand. No. Am I high or low? I feel like I'm low. Way the fuck low. Yeah. Yeah. I'm thinking closer to like 400.
Speaker: Yeah. Really hit me with a number. The unopened legend of Zelda game from 1987, the gold edition sold an auction for $870 ,000. Well, fuck it. Me too. Jesus. Oh, but wait a minute. You remember the Mario game that I asked you about? Yeah.
Speaker: nineteen ninety six super mario from the n sixty four right same option because i was just on the show for a million legend legend is a legends legends older went for a hundred and seventy thousand uh... should be super mario sixty four one point right six million dollars what nerd sit on that kind of money to buy a video game that he's never gonna open because uh...
Speaker: If you open it, it's going to lose its value, much like not having sex with your girlfriend to keep her nice and tight for the next guy. Well, they're not going to open it. And that's the thing. And they're not going to open it. That's like not driving your car to keep the mileage low so you can sell it for more money.
Speaker: But yeah, and that's exactly what they're going to do. It's a collector's item. It's a collector's. So in 15 years or 10, 15 years, the guy who just paid $1 .56 million for this, and it's got a 9 .8 rating because they give like cards. Oh no, I know what the ratings are. The ratings are mint condition is like a 10, I think, right? Yeah.
Speaker: Right. So mint conditions, it's got one creased corner or some shit. Yeah. Maybe, maybe if that, I might not even have that. Uh, so, so 10, 15 years from now, that 1 .5 sit and 1 .5, 1 .56 note, but all 1 .5, you know, a million and a half.
Speaker: Yeah, it's $1 ,560 ,000. That's crazy. Oh, did we lose Chris? I don't know. No, you're there. Yeah. Mark said, Jeff, we can't complain about a guy who bought a game when we're here willing, when I'm in here willing to buy a Glick and Jeff pillow.
Speaker: Yes, Mark, you have more money than we do, though. Yeah, so, you know, 10, 15 years down the road, that fucking thing might go back into auction and that might sell for 2 .5. So that guy just need a million dollars. Well, he'll be able to, he'll be able to, he'll be able to, he'll be able to, he'll be able to, he'll be able to, he'll be able to, he'll be able to, he'll be able to, he'll be able to, he'll be able to, he'll be able to, he'll be able to, he'll be able to, he'll be able to, he'll be able to, he'll be able to, he'll be able to, he'll be able to, he'll be able to, he'll be able to, he'll be able to, he'll be able to, he'll be able to, he'll be able to, he'll be able to, he'll be able to, he'll be able to
Speaker: He literally he's like, well, you mean there's a cheat code for you know Excite bike and then he tries it out and it's like, oh really? Why the fuck are you playing well on any? Yes You know, you know you get keep your hair dryer clothes or blow into the cartridge all the time. Mm -hmm
Speaker: Yeah, but yeah, this guy's it's much like the the other guy that's got every DVD you can think of Mm -hmm. Oh, it's retarded. Yeah So, I mean, yeah, I mean it's it's it's one of those shit Yeah, well, yeah, I mean there's a lot of fucking rich people on this planet. We're just not Yeah, I was gonna say Send them the link to the merch
Speaker: $54 give me 50 the motherfuckers. Mm -hmm That's crazy, that's that's insane Yeah It's Much like a few weeks back when we talked about with people's weird collections and the guy had all of the medieval armor and weaponry and
Speaker: Oh, yeah. I get, I get, you know, you know, like, like I said, Mike, in that episode, I talked about my grandmother used to collect salt and pepper shakers, but I guarantee you that not one of her sold for over a million dollars. Well, yeah. Well, your grandma also isn't a millionaire or a billionaire. Money to all the one dumb shit. Although, although you said it yourself, you said it,
Speaker: Yeah, go ahead. You said it yourself. If money wasn't a question, you'd have every fucking card from Fast and the Furious. What the fuck sense does that make? Perfect sense. No, I totally get it. It's all about you're into what you're into, and if you can afford it, go for it kind of thing. It's your money, you worked hard for it. Good for you. It's the reason we encourage Mark to buy all of our merch.
Speaker: yay man to that because mark i need car parts because i'm building fast for various cars apparently i need meth and hookers because on tuesdays because on tuesdays and thursdays i still enjoy the uh you know the occasional meth rock and i don't even know how i don't even know how to smoke that
Speaker: I believe so. I sprinkle my meth on my steak and then I throw punch hookers into it mid -night. Typical Thursday afternoon. I've been doing that. Everybody do that? Every Tuesday and Thursday since I moved into the support me is how I do that. Mark said, I'm not sure if I want to support your bad habits.
Speaker: You can come to the States and partake in my bad habits with me if you'd like. There you go. I'll let you get those first throat function. Somebody's going to hear this and they're going to be like, really?
Speaker: Okay, I want to get a knock on my door again tonight this could be
Speaker: No, it's too early. My kids are not working. What are you talking about? My little bib friend are not working. Mark said, don't make me get on hats. I'll send a dollar for Joe. Well, funny thing about that is the Haps page is ranked by me.
Speaker: Yeah, all money goes through me and much like I told Jeff last week I was gonna sell stickers for 50 told him I sold them for four and give him two dollars exactly, you know Sport my cigarette habit Yeah, yeah cigarettes are stupid cheap down there for you though, so God Yeah, that's the best part about living here is the cheapness of the alcohol and cigarettes temperature alcohols ass
Speaker: There's got to be at least one good beer down there I can get Bud Light, I can get Busch Light, I can get Busch, I can get Budweiser
Speaker: But I I can't give them close by i'd have to actually go to like walmart or something to get them Well, that's what that's what i'm saying. That's your little yeah convenient cookie mart that you go to there has to be at least No, no, they got they got you know, you got corona and shit I actually prefer soul. I actually prefer soul. It tastes just like corona without the aftertaste I'm not a big fan of corona because it has an aftertaste Yeah, but do you put lemon or lime in your car? Uh only if i'm at the bar and they do it for me
Speaker: The bar when you go to the bar they literally hand it to you with a lime in it and I'm like fuck Because I'm not a big lime guy. I don't know shit about that. I'm just like I'm here to get drunk not not to be fancy I Usually put two slices a little bit at two slices of lime in mine I'm usually sitting there going. Where's my fucking umbrella? We're in the tropics bitches
Speaker: Give me my **** paper umbrella. Yeah. I'm like, where's my doesn't get any better than that. Where's my Apple teeny? Yeah, I know. I when uh because when I lived up here before before I moved to Charleston in the summer, I liked I like to drink Corona and then I you know, I still drink Budweiser but in the wintertime, I like to drink Heineken. I don't know. I'm weird like that but one of the bars that we used to frequent back in the day
Speaker: the bar tenders, they all knew that in the summertime I drank Corona and they knew how I like my Corona. So, you know, as I was walking up to the bar, they'd see me and by the time I hit the bar, they'd be like, yeah, they'd already had my Corona sitting on the bar waiting for me. And they're like, Hey yo. Oh, it was like the bar I used to go to down here when I went to the bar every single night, back when I was single and I first moved here. I, you know, you could set your watch by me walking into the bar. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, and welcome near glory hole. What is that? Anybody who's watching this on their glory hole, if you didn't hear Tuesdays and Thursdays, we sprinkle meth on our stay here at the old apartment. So if you're down, give me up. We get like 400 posts. I'm going to have a line. I'm going to have to get it.
Speaker: I've got to have a line down the stairs at the apartment tomorrow. I was going to say, you're going to have to get just some velvet ropes. Yeah, I'm going to give you a door man in charge of $10.
Speaker: And I'm like, fuck, I gotta get meth and hookers. I don't even know where to get either one of those. You're calling up drug addicts, you know? Like, dude, I know how to get pot. That's about it. Like, come on, you gotta know somebody's got meth. A lot of people live in my apartment. In all honesty, in all honesty, here in Newark, I could just be like, hey, my dealer's out of town this week. Who knows a meth guy? And it'd probably be 30 hands that go up. It'd be like, we need some hookers.
Speaker: The vampire usually go through, he's on vacation too. Who knows hookers? And they'd probably be sporting chicks. They'd be like, we're hookers. We can't do that. Don't punch. We're like, oh, shit. Come on. Line him up, boys. Now I've just got to go get steak. Oh, shit. I've got to go to Walmart. Don't wait out here.
Speaker: Yeah, I'll wait out here. I'll be right back. I'm going to turn out the sounds of what? Enjoy. Enjoy. Watch the podcast. I'll be right back. Yeah. No, you can't go inside. What are you crazy? I love you. No, we're talking about them. You heathens. Yeah. Well, yeah, we started way later than normal. We didn't start until nine o 'clock. Yeah. I didn't get home until eight o 'clock from work tonight.
Speaker: Well, I had the most embarrassing story on why we were late, uh, my conditioning guy. I was actually working. Jeff was being an asshole. I didn't plan on being an asshole, but we paid this, we paid this air conditioner guy. He's going to hook up the AC and stuff. We paid him so he could get supplies and it's been two days and I'm like, and so I sent him a message today. I said, listen, I'm coming over your fucking house.
Speaker: And I'm going to beat the brakes off you. And I got four guys with me. So you better have my money or have the supplies to install this shit. And he sends me a message back two hours later. Dude, I'm sorry. My brother died in a car accident. And I was like, oh, I'm sorry. I'm not really coming over. Just give me a couple of days. We're dealing with a funeral and stuff. And I was like, all right.
Speaker: What were you in the mighty munchkin Rangers? Well, as well, my neighbor is your height and your size. Yeah. So we're going to go over there in his Beamer and be like, what's up? Not the guy that you had to push his car down the road. Not that guy. Well, he replaced that car with BMW.
Speaker: So that big ass motherfucker made you push his car down the road. Yeah, pretty much. Pretty much. Well, he was drunk.
Speaker: I bust his fucking knees. Good morning. Good morning, Mark. Mark's like, you're telling me you started late. The sun's coming up here. Good morning, UK. I was going to say, where's Mark at again? Good morning, Liverpool. I don't know where he's at in the UK. Where are you in the UK, Mark? So we can do the correct good morning.
Speaker: you said Liverpool, he's going to show up behind you and because he's actually like a Worcestershire soccer game. And he's like, I don't know anything about that man. Mark, leave that man alone. Oh, that's funny.
Speaker: I tried to do stories on a throat -punching hooker mess rant. Sheffield, you actually said Liverpool.
Speaker: I'm checking on you. I actually said Liverpool. I'm unsub. Don't unsub because of his fucking bullshit. How dare you? Unfortunately, unfortunately, Liverpool is the only thing I could think of. I mean, I went to public school in the States. So the fact that I know Liverpool is impressive. The only thing I know about the UK and England is that we booked our ass in war. Yeah.
Speaker: We saved your ass, too. Yeah, exactly. How many times have we... How many times have we covered your ass? That's right. Chin up. Just kidding, Markiplier shit. Yeah.
Speaker: It's not very often one of these stores come out of Ohio. This is like Chris's neighbor. Well, it's in, I don't know where the hell this is. Brute, Brute's Town, Ohio. What the fuck is Brute's Town? Maybe they don't know. I don't know. I don't even scroll in there to see if they said where the fuck Brute's Town was, but I don't know what it was. Google it. Oh my God.
Speaker: I'm gonna do everything for this fucking podcast. Well, you wanted to do a podcast, we did a podcast. Now you're bitchin' about the work. Jesus. Says the guy who doesn't do anything. Hey, my squirrel shirt looks awesome. It's in Portage County. I don't wanna fuck Portage County, it is either. I was gonna say, okay, now where's Portage County? How far away? How far away from Newark?
Speaker: Oh, wait. Oh, there's a surprise. It's up by fucking accurate. So, okay. Yeah. Yeah. But you don't go away from there. Fuck him. Actually, I can't do it. So, but still, fuck him up. That's an area of Ohio where your mom's your dad and your dad's your brother. Yeah, that's more so than Ohio, but talking about funny stories, I had a pet tortoise as a kid until I found out how powerful baseball that could be.
Speaker: What the fuck is wrong with you, Mark? You said I was a very poor child. More like a psychopathic child, Jesus. Calm down, Ted Bundy. Jesus. Call the A's a PCA, Jesus. Did you at least eat that tortoise after you cracked it like an egg? So, so how's this, how's this for a headline for you? How's this grab you? How's this treat you in the morning?
Speaker: Trooper performs a Heimlich after a motorist chokes on marijuana. Isn't that legal in Ohio? No. Well, I think medical is to a certain degree. I'm not quite sure how it worked because I don't smoke weed and I don't really care.
Speaker: I feel like it should be medically across the board, the entire country. Marijuana should be legal medically because it does amazingly. Well here's my thought on why it should be recreational. A, the price will drop. Actually it won't though and that's the thing is because
Speaker: No, but okay. Let's say it's not it's regulated and it's taxed like cigarettes. Imagine how much shit the government could pay for. Well, and exactly. And that's the problem here in Ohio because it did come up to be voted on a couple of years ago. And everybody's like, ah, don't vote on Bill 21 or whatever the fuck it was. 420. Because they didn't want to fucking pay the taxes.
Speaker: So if you look at states, if you look at states like Colorado or California for that matter, um, not fuck California, but like Colorado, Colorado, cause California has got its own problems. Yeah. The revenue that they brought in has done amazing things for that. Oh, hell yeah. I had to remove it. It was getting weird. I was getting weird messages. Um, so, so.
Speaker: If you want it recreationally, then fucking pay your taxes on it. Just like I have to pay my taxes on beer and cigarettes. That, that, and people seem to think that this is across the board. It's not just in Ohio, but I, you know, living in Ohio, I can, and I have a little bit more knowledge of it, but people think just because it's legalized recreationally, they can just smoke and do whatever they want. Drive, go to work. And it's like,
Speaker: Yeah, but the difference is, the difference is I can drink 16, 18 beers and be like, I'm fine to drive. But if I smoke half a joint, I'm like, I'm not driving fucking nowhere. Yeah, but no, I mean, but you know, they're thinking they can smoke at work and this and the other thing. And then they want to be like, you can't bother me if you do a drug test. Well, there's ways they have to figure out
Speaker: ways around that, you know, much like, you know, if I, if I go to work tomorrow and they do it, you know, I'm only going to have like six beers tonight and I'm no doctor by no means. But if I go to work tomorrow and they're just, they're like, obviously I'm not a doctor, but they're like, we're going to do a blood test. And, and I have alcohol in my system, you know, you know, they're not going to be like, Oh, you're fired. You came to work drunk because clearly it did not go to work. I didn't even go to bed drunk.
Speaker: You know, I might've barely gone to bed buzz. But when you think that just because it's legalized that you can just do whatever you want, whenever you want, there's still not any consequences, then that makes you a fucking absolute moron. But I think no questions ask that it should be medically across the board throughout our entire country. Oh, medically? 100%. Because? 100 % for medically.
Speaker: It does. Absolutely. Not only, not only like cancer patients, um, autism, it helps on, um, I've seen people with, what is it? Parkinson's. Yeah. There's a guy on YouTube that I, that I, I don't, I've watched a few of his videos, but he's so, he's so ate up with Parkinson's. Like he, he can barely walk in his, in his hands and arms are all T rexed up.
Speaker: he's in a, in a, in a, in a fucking shake weight. But, uh, he'll smoke a, he'll smoke a bowl, man. And then everything relaxes. He stops shaking and he's like a normal person. And it's like, why are we not, why are we not using, you know, why are we not, why are we not, why are we not using, why are we not using, why are we not using,
Speaker: all on board on this medical use for it. And the crazy thing is, have you ever seen a marijuana plant at full height of like, you know, eight foot and whatnot? Yeah, I mean, I got like six of them in my bedroom. Well, have you ever, have you ever just felt the stock? You can use that shit as scaffolding. It's crazy strong.
Speaker: I mean, it's the greenest look. It's the greenest way to build, too. You can build a house out of pot. I mean, you can't smoke that house, but but you can literally like you make your drywall and your studs, everything out of out of weed materials composite, obviously. But like it's it's insanely versatile. And because of some bureaucrat way back in the day, had his thumb up his ass, he was like, oh, no, no, no, this is bad.
Speaker: it is bad marijuana is a gateway drug to satanic activity gateway drug to my refrigerator but um yeah i mean recreationally i have my if you're just i have my i have my ins and outs about it i i i totally get what you're saying
Speaker: But if you're just some piece of shit fucking stoner that wants to sit around his mom's basement or sit around your house and let your wife live off of your wife while you play Dungeons and Dragons and the world of Warcraft, then you're a fucking scumbag. And, you know, that's all it is. But, you know, there's a lot of people that I know if you can function on like a normal human being, like you do with beer with weed, then I'm all for it.
Speaker: you know, because it's not hurting me.
Speaker: But I mean, yeah, I totally get if you're if you just want to sit in your basement and smoke weed all fucking day. Yeah. I mean, you didn't shit now. I've had friends. I had a friend of mine down in Charleston who smoked all the time. But he also owned very successful businesses. He busted his ass. He was always hustling. And, you know, he just did his thing. And I mean, he's living a pretty good life.
Speaker: You know, always going on vacations and stuff like that and doing this and the other thing. And he smokes every day, you know? Yeah. I think you and I and maybe two other people in our class at Knox County were the only ones that didn't smoke. Let you chime in on this. Chime in on it.
Speaker: Welcome. Welcome fiance. Welcome back. Who's Oh, is she chiming in? Yes, Stevie. What do you think, dude? But yeah, like I said, I'd rather smoke than drink. Well, smoke than drink. But you're also. Hey, Katie, how you doing? But at the same time, like I just said, you're not going to be a piece of shit. Yeah, I mean, it's normal society.
Speaker: Yeah, that's the point. That's my point as long as you can function in normal society and contribute to Society as a whole smoke away But if you're just gonna be some shitless layabout Just smoke a weed get stoned out of your fucking gourd then fuck you Exactly. We sound so
Speaker: Smoke weed begin stone out here be a worthless layabout Get off my lawn I totally want to be that old man one day Get off my yard you fucking kids
Speaker: I want to be like Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino. Was that what it was? Yes. Just that racist. I don't want to be racist. I just want to be a badass old man. The best part of the movie is he's reading the will. The will reading of that movie is just brutal.
Speaker: summer was a highly functional smoker. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, which is fine. I don't, I don't care if you, if you want to smoke and smoke, as long as it doesn't affect your life or affect other people around you. And, and, and as long as you don't do it around me, cause I hate to smell weed. Oh God, I hate it so much.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm not a real big fan of this. To me, it's no matter how quote unquote good it is, it smells like dirty gym socks. Yeah, I don't like the smell of it.
Speaker: I will say my buddy down in Charleston, he had, he would do dabs and stuff too. And that wasn't too bad. It wasn't as strong and like punch you in the faces, the actual grass.
Speaker: Dabs are worse, dude. They'd knock you the fuck out. I didn't think that the smell. Oh, no, dad. Smell wise. Smell wise. No. But but when you smoke a dab, which basically for those who don't know what a dab is, like I'm sure my mother's listening, a dab is literally almost like a. It's just like a wax. Yeah, it's like a wax.
Speaker: of weed. But it apparently a buddy of mine was telling me this. He says he can smoke like four or five joints and still go to work and be functional. But he takes a little bit of a hit of a dab and he's done for the fucking weekend. He's like, he's like, you smoke this job. You're not busy for like a month. Mark, Mark, Mark and some are in the chat over here. Mark said that drinking takes you to levels smoking couldn't even touch.
Speaker: speaking from a personal experience. I mean, I've always drank. I know I've been. I won't deny I've smoked weed. I have no problem admitting that. But I can literally count on both my hands and not even fill all my fingers with how many times I've smoked weed. Yeah. Because I don't like it what it does to me. Yeah. I don't like it. Summer says most people. I don't like feeling out of control.
Speaker: Oh yeah. It's just, well, I, I, I've only, I've only, I've only smoked weed twice in my life and just made me super, super sleepy, which I guess is a good thing considering I don't sleep and I don't, you know, so maybe the first, I think one time I actually enjoyed it and it was like my fourth or fifth time, but 90 % of the time that I have smoked, I'm just like, Oh, I'm going to bed. Fuck you all.
Speaker: Like summer said in the in the chat. She said most people who drink on the regular quote -unquote functional Ended up killing themselves in the long run beer is way more harmful. I agree beer is Don't get me wrong. I'm not yeah, but I mean I know mechanic I know a mechanic when I worked at courtesy I worked at courtesy autumn. Oh, I had a detailing company there and one of the mechanics literally he
Speaker: He went to the doctor because he had a cold. And the doctor said, you need to stop smoking because it looks like you smoke a lot. And the guy says, I don't smoke. He's like, are you sure? He's like, I smoke weed. He's like, yeah, you need to stop. You smoke too much. I was like, well, wait a minute. He's never spent his life.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't know the ins and outs of weed. Like I said, it is, it is definitely a whole hell of a lot healthier choice than Oh, yeah. And this is, this is the other thing that I think that, that Colorado has, and I may be wrong, I'm just from what little bit I've heard from people, because much like our lack of knowledge on this would just about fit in the Grand Canyon.
Speaker: well well not well much much see with cigarettes if you're just smoking the tobacco leaves yes it's it's been but when you go and buy your pack of cigarettes all the chemicals and nicotine is an additive that they put in cigarettes it's an addicting agent or an addiction yeah an addicting agent that that gets you addicted
Speaker: It's not the tobacco that you're addicted to, it's the nicotine. And that is an additive that they put into cigarettes amongst other things that they put into cigarettes. Well, the carcinogens and everything else. So when vaping became an option, your vaping has two main ingredients. And I'm actually, this concludes one of summer's comments.
Speaker: Because they do have the weed babes the THC babes. Yes. So so when it comes to THC too, you can get it with and what we get Well, you can get CBD which is weed without the THC. Yeah And T is what gets you high? But your your vape juice is made from from from to
Speaker: Two ingredients, essentially. It's a PG and a VG. It's a vegetable glycol. I think I'm saying that right. And the PG is like a poly something glycol. Two things that are literally in everything that we eat and drink on a daily basis.
Speaker: But then they add nicotine to it for those who use it to quit smoking and whatnot. You can actually buy vials of nicotine to put in your juice. Yeah. And then you get to a point where I used to be where it was just fake juice. There was no nicotine or anything like that in it. And then the flavor. No, I fill mine up with mostly fucking nicotine. Well, that's what I'm saying. That's how before I started smoking again. But so.
Speaker: The problem that I think in the long run, and I don't know if it's happened yet, is, you know, the government's already regulating wheat in areas that's recreational. How long until they start putting all kinds of unnecessary bullshit in it to where it does become extremely unhealthy for you? Some are saying here, outside of the tapes, then why would they prescribe it to people to help with their pain?
Speaker: I have a person who deals with chronic pain and she has to smoke to do her health issues. No, I don't think weeds are healthy for you at all. No, we think weed is actually seriously healthy, a healthy alternative. And medically, as we stated, like five minutes ago, medically, we are all for it. I am so all for medically. My aunt died of cancer in 2019.
Speaker: And when I found out she had cancer, my first question to my mom was, can't they give her weed? And I don't remember my mom's response, but she gave me a whole spiel on that.
Speaker: And now Mark and Summer are talking shit about us in the chat. Mark said, just like this podcast, I tried to sleep, but I can't without my daily dose. I guess that's a good thing. We're addictive. We're addictive. Summer said, Summer said we can only handle so much. It's amazing. I think she's saying that the weave for medical is amazing.
Speaker: Mark said, there's only so much of Glick and Jeff one person can take, says the guy who wants a Glick and Jeff pillow. And blanket. Summer said, that's it. I'm quitting SIGS and going back to the regular. What's the regular? I mean, you can buy tobacco, and you can roll tobacco and smoke just tobacco. I've done that. It's a pain in the ass. My cousin and I got the bright idea.
Speaker: that we would rule our own cigarettes to save. Oh no, no, no. We bought the little roller machine too. Oh, go to cigars. Actually, uh, I talked to my wife and, uh, I'm in the process of convincing my wife to hold on motorcycle.
Speaker: The guy that parks his motorcycle behind my car just left. But since I smoke so many cigarettes during the podcast, she's like, I said, you know what? If I could just go get a bunch of cigars, I could smoke one cigar during the podcast. And I'd still have cigarettes afterwards. And she's like, no. Well, good luck with that. Don't worry. Be happy.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, it all comes down to it. If it makes you happy and it doesn't hurt anybody else. If it doesn't hurt anybody else and it doesn't affect your, your personal life, then do what makes you happy. If you want to smoke meth and throw punch hookers.
Speaker: I mean, as long as the hookers are okay with it, go for it. Okay. First of all, first of all, I don't spill better. All right. I sprinkle it on my steak. On your steak. Yeah. Well, I'm like, I'm like the salt. I'm like the salt. I'm only the meth. And, and I'm paying the, and I'm paying the hooker to do whatever I tell her to do. So that's true. It doesn't matter. It's a win -win. It's a win -win -win.
Speaker: But it's that motorcycle looks like it's been pieced together from about The headlights are actually fog lamps from like their LED fog lamps that you buy an auto zone And they're stupid bright Jesus Christ The joys of living in a third world country No, it's it's the joys of people thinking that
Speaker: This looks cool. Let's do this. Because there's a lot of cars down here like that. The problem I have with AutoZone is they sell fake vents and fake hood scoops and people will buy three or four of each and slap it on their car going, this looks cool. And I don't have the heart to go, no, you're an idiot.
Speaker: That's just a big 3D sticker. Well, that and you don't speak Spanish, so you don't know how to tell them. Well, that's true. They just think I'm laughing at their joke when I'm actually laughing at their car. Actually, the funniest thing I ever saw, I saw a 2005 Jetta and I was looking at it from, I was on the third floor of a building and I was looking down and I was looking at his sunroof and I was like, that looks weird. His sunroof looks weird.
Speaker: and i was leaving the building and i walked past the car and it turns out the sunroof was a sticker and i went i kid you not it was literally a big black square big wax rounded off square on the roof of his car i went okay but what made it even funnier is you know how when you when you you can get those plastic uh
Speaker: Oh, what do they call it? It's like a plastic cover for you. Like a like a like a scoop that keeps the air so you crack it and keep the rain out. He had one of those on it, too. Oh, my God. So he wouldn't get rain. And I was like, really? People think that thing's got a sunroof there, brother. Hey, man, if you're going to go go big or go home, I can't remember the big dog stay on the fucking porch, I guess.
Speaker: JoJo said we have a Rowan. Yes. I don't understand the level of, oh, Jesus Christ, Mark. I don't understand the level of stupidity with some people and the extremes that they'll go to. And we were kind of talking about this in the pre -show.
Speaker: the extremes that they'll go to, I can't think of a word. Make themself rule? Yeah, like to portray a certain lifestyle. Yes, yes. Mark's in the chat with dad jokes. Nice. He said, I read a book about gravity earlier. I couldn't put it down.
Speaker: I'm here all night No, but did I tell you the story of the Kevin Holly show? Yeah, no shit. That's a Kevin Holly joke There I worked at a not right now cuz they're on they're on their third 45 minute break, but yeah, well go figure I worked at a car dealership down here detailing cars and This guy showed up
Speaker: And my boss was like, look over this, you know, about cars, look over this car, this car. And it was all the cars we had there were on consignment, which means they were owned by somebody else for sale. So like, if you want to sell your car, you didn't want to leave it out in your front yard with a for sale sign. You bring it to our lot and we sell it for you and take a little bit of commission. And this guy shows up and it's a Ferrari from 400 feet away. It was a Ferrari.
Speaker: The dashboard was out of a 1997 Jetta, along with the steering rack. The motor was in the rear, but what they did was take a Volkswagen Golf front end, cut it off, and move it to the back. A homemade body that looked like my son made it.
Speaker: like if my son played with fiberglass long enough and it the funny thing was he made it super wide and if he put the original rims on the original axles the rims would be about halfway underneath the car so he literally put spacers but he had the spacers made which means they put a plate
Speaker: the axle welded a pipe to said plate and then put another plate and bolted the rim to that well and I was like look I you know I know and I I trust a weld I do but I would never trust a weld I did on that yeah well you know I wouldn't trust anybody I
Speaker: to weld up a homemade spacer. And Mark said what I was thinking. He said a kit car with a Ferrari badge. Do you remember that? I don't see many of them. You bought the fiberglass body. Basically, you build a life -size RC. I saw a kit that is a Bentley GT, a Bentley Continental GT that fits over a Mustang, an 05 forward Mustang. Yeah.
Speaker: Which I look cool, but I was like it it looks cool when it's The the problem is not in the kit. The problem is who you get to put it together Summer says I don't know she says you look like I want to be I don't know she's saying Jesus or Jesus With a horrible hairline
Speaker: Jojo said that we go from zero to bitch on some so many different levels. Mark said Freddie Mercury has let himself go. Someone told him to preach. And Summer also wants to know if you draw your eyebrows on. Ha ha ha. Now I do not.
Speaker: No, but my wife made me get a facial. She gave me a facial today. Yeah. Summer's given me facials before. Oh, wait. We're talking about you. I knew that was coming. As soon as I said the word facial, I was like, I need to clarify. She did the facial scrub and the soap and all this stuff. We can have a little spa day. Yeah. Basically, she said, you're going to have a little spa day. I was like, woman.
Speaker: Do I look like I give a fuck what I look like? I married you already. I don't have to look good no more. She said, do you want to feed me? And I said, well, yeah, she says, well, then you can get your ass over here. I'm going to scrub your face. So I didn't have a facial today. So, and here's the part where my.
Speaker: My non -existent filter and just saying the first thing that pops into my head gets me in trouble. I think there's two comments from Summer and Jojo. Really? Summer said, my aunt is watching. Says the dude that has had their TikTok glazing glick.
Speaker: I believe it was called. Glazing Glick Established 2020. Yes. And we know you don't care what you look like, Jesus Christ. I've never cared about my appearance because I know I'm a goofy looking fucker. So this is the ABCs of me. That's how I see it. You don't get a whole lot to work with there, man. I mean, you're a three foot tall. Yeah.
Speaker: you're you're you got a receiving hairline that starts at the back of your head yeah this is this is the top of my head where my headphones are fingers from the headphones
Speaker: and she doesn't know by TikTok. Jesus. Oh, this conversation is going to be the end of us all says more. Yeah, we're all for. So, says ABC easiest one, two, three. Yeah, he's Jeff is Jeff is easier than a 50 cent hooker on two for Tuesday. That's right. No, I don't. I assume my new fiancee.
Speaker: That's an odd question. Yeah, that's true, Jay. Jay's trying to figure out who my new fiancé is. Oh, no, no, Jeff is not my new fiancé. That's what I assumed it was coming out of. I was about to say, dude's not me. Yeah. There is a Mexican restaurant down there where Summer lives. I don't think I've ever gotten to eat there, but she loves it.
Speaker: They do a 50 cent taco night. 50 cents is expensive. What's that? Not when you live in America and you go to a Mexican restaurant. Hey, believe it or not, I got a secret for you. There's a Mexican restaurant here. There's a lot of them there.
Speaker: I'm the original first wife. I'm the first wife before the first wife. She said, uh, she said you couldn't blow me well enough. And, uh, Mark said that you're my backup fiancee. She passed because I like 50 cent tacos. Hey, no, that just means you can eat shit total lower the shit toad more.
Speaker: down here he sells he sells uh seven peso tacos two for one now uh 20 pesos is one dollar yeah and he sells a seven two for one yeah but if i go to taco bell and i spend eight dollars i get i get a i get a i get a quesadilla a crunchy taco
Speaker: I'm not saying it is a taco. I'm not saying it is a taco but I'm saying if I go to a Mexican restaurant with quote unquote authentic Mexican food and I take that same $8 .00.
Speaker: That's why I'm the first first wife
Speaker: but no, you think you're $8 to a Mexican restaurant. If I take that same $8 to 50 cent taco Tuesday, what am I getting? Like 16 tacos? I don't know. Can I? Yeah. I'm a happy fat fucker. I'm a happy fat fuck at the end of the night. No, I go to the, I go to the dude that does. JoJo wants to know where her ring is. If I marry one of them, I gotta marry the whole damn family. Fuck.
Speaker: Yes, Chris. Hell yeah, girl. Yeah, the copy. Jeff, you push your filthy mouth about the heavenly Taco Bell. Spit it out, Chris. It's my turn. It's for a change subject, man. I want to go. I want to go. I know that's the problem.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: just to hit his stupid ass one. I would land one solid punch. I guarantee that. I might get lucky. I might be one of those lucky punches that put his ass to sleep. Somebody posted, would you go up against Evander Holyfield for $50 ,000 for one round? I was like, give me three shots of Patron. I'm ready to go. I won't feel shit till the next day. You've been acting weird, man, ever since you came out of the closet.
Speaker: JoJo said, nice people spit, good people swallow. I don't know if I'm allowed to comment on that or not. I don't know if I want to.
Speaker: That's how you get the ring, JoJo. I'm not telling her to do it. Summer said I'm neither. JoJo's comment, Summer said I'm neither. I'm a vacuum cleaner. You're damn right you do. You don't. She's like, ball ball to 100 foot guard nose. Summer said JoJo's laughing so hard she farted.
Speaker: Or die because that episode 14 you had me laughing so hard when you did that ASMR shit I almost fucking Chris literally thought I was dying He's like you're right Because now we all know she farted marks died
Speaker: Yeah, there's our new tag. There's our new t -shirt right there, Mark. Order it now.
Speaker: How's it smell? Reason number 576. Why we're better than the Kevin Holly show. It sounded like she blew a hole in her chair. Gee. Light a match. Get it. Go, go. Unleash the beast.
Speaker: That asshole was possessed by Satan. Exercise him. The power of Christ compels you. The power of Christ compels you. I need an old priest and a new priest. Jay wants to tell the story about the time that he found me scoping in the naked, naked in a whole jello. What?
Speaker: party runs in the family. Mark can't breathe. Mark is dying. Summer says it smells like roses. Hell yeah, it smells like roses that Jojo said. Dead ones, but you know. Summer's spend of the night at Jojo and Uncle Jackie's house.
Speaker: right? She hasn't been up there all summer. So she's been there all day today, even to the fact that I called her when I get off when I got off work and she was like, what do you want? I was like, Oh, my bad. You off. I was like,
Speaker: just got off work, so I was calling you and she was like, I'm talking to Uncle Jack. Excuse me. I was like, I'm sorry. It's just like, yeah, I'll call you later. Goodbye. I'm like, oh my God. Well, you do. You're taking over the team. She said she's taking over the team by having summer there.
Speaker: No, that whole smells like roses thing. Do you remember the old, um, there was a breath mint commercial where it was like, uh, I can't remember if it was like Altoids or something, but they asked a bunch of coworkers, uh, construction workers. And the one guy goes, it smells like a petunia.
Speaker: And fucking one day I let one blast at my mother -in -law's and I tried to sneak it out where nobody noticed but somebody goes holy shit I smell something farted and I was like smells like a petunia. Now every time I fart around anybody they're like smells like a petunia. Yes trust me Summer we all I all trust me I know farting runs in that family.
Speaker: Summer said I'm 31 years old and I still stay the night with my aunt. That's rude as hell. Now Summer and JoJo are fighting in the chat. Someone is getting smoother in there. Oh, smothered in their sleep tonight and it's not me. No. JoJo, here's what you do. You climb into bed with her, let one rip underneath the covers and then cover her head. Dutch oven her.
Speaker: Oh wow, Summer will probably release her natural defense mechanism and fart on JoJo. She's still our baby. Aw, Aunt JoJo lives longer.
Speaker: which I've reached the point now that I don't care because like in the middle of the night, I have some real, wow, bassy farts. And then like first thing in the morning, I'm just like, now I just roll over and put it up against summer when we do sleep together. And I'm just like, yeah, I can get you some of that. They don't ever stink though. They don't ever stink. They just, they're just, wow, they just vibrate my walls.
Speaker: I farted the other day and I was asleep when I did it and it woke me up. My wife was like, what was that? I think the dog was trying to get in the house.
Speaker: I've had those. I'm dead asleep and fucking tear ass of my sleep. What's going on? Checking your shorts. Be sure you didn't shit yourself. Jump up and grab the machinery over the bedroom door. What's up? That was my hand. All of a sudden you feel it running down your leg. You're not farted in my mouth first and foremost.
Speaker: I'm telling you right now, if I'm ever down there and you fart in my mouth,
Speaker: You're getting a, you're getting a, you're getting an advanced, you're getting an advanced course in fisting, right in your mouth. Elbow deep. Mark said, Mark said, Mark said, we went from nice warm tacos to shame.
Speaker: Mark said that was way too quick and far too early in the morning for this bullshit. Enjoy your day, Mark. Go get breakfast. Tacos for breakfast. What's that? What's that? What's the old full juice?
Speaker: The best part of waking up. The best part of waking up. Yeah, some people think she's cute one time. She's like,
Speaker: Oh, shit. I lost my watch up there. I got to go back in. We talked about Bill Cosby and how my parents have the album of Bill Cosby doing stand -up. And he says his dad used to do—he'd let one rip at the kids' dinner table.
Speaker: And then say, oh, did you hear that elephant running underneath my chair? And his brother was dumb enough to look. So my dad took that to heart to the point where he'd let one rip. He was like, shoot that elephant. When the kids were younger and I used to let one go, oh, barking spiders. And they'd be like, where? Where are they at?
Speaker: I do that to my kids every once in a while. I'll let one rip, and I'll just be like, oh, did you see that elephant running underneath my chair? I don't. My son was like, I don't have an elephant. First of all, JoJo, I'm not going to embrace the smell when she lets loose when I'm down there getting my beard glazing. All right? Yeah. That's wrong. That's a fist in the box right there. Summer says, embrace it, Christopher.
Speaker: First of all, Scar, you're going to embrace all the way to the elbow. Just relax. Don't clench. No, that's a deal breaker while you're glazing if somebody lets one rip. That's just rude. After I do it, I'll whisper it here, if this hurts you, it hurts you. I told you how to combat that, though. I'm telling you.
Speaker: And Jojo, I'm sorry you're gonna have to hear this, but what you do is you take summer from behind and right as you're in the thick of it, reach down and you pull the raging bull. The raging bull is very simple. You take it from behind and it whispers another girl's name in her ear.
Speaker: You do that to your wife. You do that to your wife first. And Saturday, do it tonight. Do it tonight. And then Saturday, I'll be here solo. Yeah, exactly. Saturday, we're doing the podcast from the car.
Speaker: Saturday. Saturday, I'm doing the podcast with you. You're in the ICU. Looked up to a fucking machine. The only thing Jeff says is. Well, I'm here live. This is the greatest episode ever. Jeff is actually shut the fuck up.
Speaker: It's just notecards. I'm writing on a tablet. JoJo says, we shot the duck when she farted. JoJo said, just let it happen. Summer says, oh, that's that's another crack at my tiny pecker. Thank you. Why do you think I'm with you? Hashtag TPG. What the fuck is this conversation, says Mark?
Speaker: Yeah, I would be dead. That's why I would never do that, JoJo, because that's just for all. I'd like to see him try. That's why I told Jeff to do it first. Jeff, you do it. Yeah, it's not going to happen. How the hell it works out. Yeah, so why the fuck do I do it? I thought about it. I thought about it the other day. I am clearly the smarter of the two of us does not say a lot, but still. Oh, I'm smart enough not to do it.
Speaker: But I have thought about it because I think it would be really cool. And then afterwards it won't be cool. I'm smart enough. Listen to what you just said. I'm smart enough not to do it, but I have thought about it. That is a thought that has never crossed my mind. Oh, you've never? Okay. Okay. Think about it this way. Have you ever thought of robbing a bank? Like I could rob a bank.
Speaker: No, not really. You robbed a bank. I never thought about robbing a bank because I would more than likely get caught. No, I know I would. That's why I wouldn't rob a bank. But you've thought about fighting a fucking bear, but you haven't done it. It's not even a thought. It's not even a thought. I will find a bear one day and I will kick the canker where he's at.
Speaker: She just said I've showed her how I've showed her how to bury a body and then some are walking all caps. I'm not going to do it. I'm fighting him.
Speaker: don't get me wrong it's a bad idea kicking a bear's ass and drop kicking a kangaroo now that's a great idea and I will do that
Speaker: somebody catch me a kangaroo i'm on my way i'm on the next flight they'll have you 16 beers waiting in a kangaroo in a cage i got this
Speaker: 16 beers before and I won't need 24 beers after. Celebrate. The ladies ordered food. My wife and her friend are heading towards the gate.
Speaker: I just made a bunch of food. I hope that your wife screams another man's name while y 'all are having singing time. You know, you know what? She's not gonna, she's gonna scream. She's gonna scream Stevie.
Speaker: It completely fucked him up. I'll just sit in the corner for the next three hours, rocking back and forth in the fetal position, going, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
Speaker: For years for years I'd heard about that movie and I finally watched it one day and I was like well that's fucked up I should probably watch this
Speaker: Well, that's fucked up. Well, they think Jim Carrey did the parody of it and Ace Ventura when they when he was like Pinky. Pinky was like. Oh, he starts taking a blunder to the face and stuff. Summer said that she was to be friends with your wife and that she will pay her to do that to you.
Speaker: I'm gonna go ahead and block my wife using Facebook. You're gonna block your wife from social media. I'm gonna just hide her phones. She's gonna be like, Jeff, what is throwing on my phone? None of my social media works. You got parental walks on there and you're like, I don't know. I don't know. I haven't touched them, babe. Maybe it was the kids, maybe they fucked them up.
Speaker: I don't know. Yeah. Wasn't me. Yeah, it wasn't me and I don't know, did it? Now, Summer says you just have to explain to JoJo who Stevie is. Well, why don't you explain to Stevie, go ahead and explain to all the other ones, and then it only makes sense. We've started.
Speaker: Oh my god. This is why we're going to hell. This this and all this and all the
Speaker: Actually got it off a tick -tock though, so you know No, it was it was somebody put up like this it's a stitch available video so it says racist joke you can think of and
Speaker: and then somebody stitches you know you stitch it with with your racist joke yeah this guy what do you call mentally handicap asian guy share with the rest of the class something wrong oh hey that reminds me of a joke um
Speaker: You were talking about dad jokes earlier. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? I lick a lot of puss. I did that joke last week only with a gay dinosaur. No, you did not. You were talking about the gay male dinosaur. I'm talking about the female.
Speaker: Stop it, Jeff. See? See? Next episode, someone's doing a white rope for some reason, like a, like a clamp rope. What the fuck? You want the pillowcase too? I'll be like Don Johnson going, I can't see shit out of this thing. What was that? What was that?
Speaker: I got Jango and Jane. I can't see shit out of this thing. I can't see shit out of this. My wife made all of these things. I watched the other day and I was dying laughing. He's like, well, I guess my wife's working. We all appreciate what Janey did. Oh, he wants you in a white robe because she needs the full effect of Jesus. Okay. Not your clan. Not your clan robe. Your other robe with the red sash. I don't even own a robe.
Speaker: Well, I'll just use a bed sheet, scrape it over myself. You know what your homework is for Saturday. Yeah. You got to have a cross behind you with your hands.
Speaker: Do the again, this this podcast is. Yeah. It ain't no wonder that we pissed off people. Yeah. Well, we've offended the Knox County group. Now, let's go for every group. We will not be happy until we offend everybody. I just thought that was a great badge of honor that after 25 episodes, we finally offended a group of people and well, that means somebody's listen to it.
Speaker: Well, 305 people have listened to it better. Your mom's listened 305 times. I don't know. Mom just has it on repeat. She just drives around with Spotify on. She gets out of the car and still playing. She gets out of the car the next morning and she's like, oh shit, I forgot to turn off Spotify.
Speaker: I appreciate your input and you adding content, baby. No, that's awesome. No, the chatterbait in general, the chatterbox.
Speaker: It's like having constant guests. Yeah. Oh, speaking of guests, I got to reach out to Rocky. Not my Tom has been showing up.
Speaker: Not, not my dumb ass dad showing up at the middle of our ball game. Oh my God. The fact that you guys went for another two hours. Well, screaming at the TV and singing along. Fucking hilarious. Mark said I was offended by the Glick show, man. I still came back. Glick would roast England for hours. Shit. You can't laugh at yourself. You ain't normal. You know, summer and all our personalities.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, I told you before where I single handed. So not only can I fight a grizzly or not a grizzly bear, but a black bear and I can fight a kangaroo. I declared war on Canada one night and I was single handedly going to go to Canada and
Speaker: wage war and take over their entire country. And the Canadians were like, sadly, you probably could. And I'm like, you guys aren't even fun to make fun of. You guys are no fun. I do. I've actually never been to Canada, but I would like to visit Canada because what I've seen in Canada, it seems like a very, very beautiful country.
Speaker: And they're police officers wear those cute mount me hats. Yes. Mount me? Not yet. Maybe after three or four movies. There you go. I'm glad you had an eye, boss. I love to hear. Have you seen the second one? I don't know. Sorry. The first one was so good. The second one sucked. And just like that, it shot a cherry whiskey. Is that cherry whiskey good?
Speaker: What are you guys calling it? Cherry Coke? Can I call it a cherry whiskey? What did Canada do? I don't know what Canada did wrong. I just make fun of them constantly. More than I do. More than I do the UK. I did. I did. I roasted the shit out of the UK once or twice or ten times.
Speaker: i always make fun of canada and when i talk to people from canada i make fun of them to their faces and they're just like oh there's nothing funnier than somebody saying a boot yeah sorry boot
Speaker: Can you hear Valhalla call? Will you die in there tonight? Take this fleet that we set out here upon And set it all alight
Speaker: Burn the ships and watch them all sink in Well, there's no voyage home, there's no turning red So as you're looking through your enemy's eyes Know you want yours left
Speaker: In your bones As the chance draws near But in still our all we know The time for glory is here
Speaker: The ships in watch them all sink in There's no voyage home, there's no turning red So as you look into your enemy's eyes Know you want yourself
Speaker: So watch the motion gap There's no voyage home, there's no turning red So watch you look into your enemy's eyes You know you won't choice them
Speaker: Fire!
