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Speaker: Hey, y 'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are sharp, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, and my helmet's on tight, baby. We bought the rhythm with the tism. Let's get with it.
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Speaker: Great fact, that last clip, just that last one, the rest of it was just fuckery and shenanigans at the end of the day. Let's be honest. From some riff -raff. Yeah. Well, actually, fuck it. I'll just say it now. Now we're the network. Ah, got it. Because strong words hurt my feelings so bad. I know.
Speaker: Oh yeah. Oh yeah. How about this? I'm Rob where you're, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you. It's like I'm voting for Biden over here. Yeah. Welcome to nonsensical nonsense. Everybody brought to you by the nonsensical network. You guys are probably like, what the fuck is a nonsensical network? Well, if you don't know, then either a you're new here or B you haven't been listening to us and listen up and go say it.
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Speaker: the non -sensical network. The non -sensical network consists of all lineup of shows Monday through Sunday. Mondays, we get the week started with Men Camp for Men. Some men's mental host shows hosted by myself featuring Connor and Steven, Jerry Vichy, as we affectionately call him.
Speaker: Tuesday nights is Jeff's garage. It's usually Jeff Benji and Blaze hanging out, talking cars, trucks, equipment, farm equipment, tools. Basically, if it fits in a garage, they're going to talk about it.
Speaker: Wednesday's night Wednesday nights is what the fuck news that's hosted by myself and we got the guys back in the building Jeff Jarvis and Connor and basically we're just talking news that makes you go what the fuck is even going on with the world Thursday nights Mark and Brian doing their thing on talking shit They will be actually on this Tuesday night right after Jeff's garage, so you don't know now, you know
Speaker: They're doing interviews and hanging out with actors and directors and people in the film world or entertainment world, I guess you could say.
Speaker: Friday nights is Glick's house of music. That's me. Now doing my thing, either playing music or talking to musicians, doing interviews with musicians. We've had a couple really good ones already in the books. I got to hang out with Rock Lee. I've got to hang out with Hunter Lott. Congratulations to Hunter Lott on his new release and being listed as top 15 songwriter singers.
Speaker: Down there, not only that, but also being the featured artist on a radio station with his brand new song, which we'll play later. We're going to beat the hell out of it and make you guys listen to it. Yeah. I told you it was going to reach top 20 and I'm going to do everything I can to help him. And we got to hang out. I got to hang out with.
Speaker: Southern Outlaw Band. Again, congratulations to those guys. They were done with the Mississippi Music Awards this week. And they won the 2024 Best Rock Band of the Year Award. So shout out to the Southern Outlaw Band. That's awesome. Congratulations, guys. That's just a few of our friends that we've made along the way.
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Speaker: It's all there. It's hard to find, honestly. It's right there at the bottom of your screen, down there. Oh, anywho, welcome to Nonsenseable Nonsense, everybody. We've got Jeff in the building. I am Glick. Nosie Nellie, aka Connor Biden, may be joining us soon. I have no idea. Apparently, there's a helper in the fire, and he's on care and duty, so.
Speaker: What's that what's a fucking Shia LaBeouf movie? Historia He's under house arrest Yeah, it's based on a it's based on a Hitchcock film I can't remember the name of it
Speaker: Probably the same thing. I think so. I have no idea. I know what you're talking about. And I do know that it's a Hitchcock film or book or a short story or whatever it is. Anywho, it is also Saturday night. So just because Connor's not here doesn't mean you guys can't join us. You know what we do. We open the door. We invite everybody to come in and hang out. The link's right there in the chat. All you got to do is click it and pop on in. All we ask is that you have your camera on and your pecker put away.
Speaker: Two simple rules. Yeah. However, I'll take a moment for myself before we get too far into the show. First and foremost, congratulations to all the grads. Everybody's graduating this weekend and everything like that. Congratulations to all of them. But now it's time to move out of your mom and dad's house. Go get a job. Yeah. But I want to say a very personal and very special congratulations to one graduate in particular.
Speaker: My little girl you guys have seen her on the show a million times the guys all know her She we've had one hell of a ride. So you guys have heard some of some of the stories and know The last couple years have not been easy, but she made it. I'm super proud of her Super proud dad moment. I'm very proud of her. And yes, I cried. I'm trying not to cry right now. I
Speaker: I'm not gonna lie. But again, because it is my show and I do whatever I want and nobody can stop me. Shout out to Austin, my oldest, and check this out, Jeffrey, because I know not everybody could be there. And I know some people may or may not care. Maybe some people on this show. But I got two little short clips for you.
Speaker: That was uh that was uh that was from her uh from the from the vocational school she went to and this is from her actual high school we were busy yesterday this is from her high school
Speaker: Austin Marie Janae Glick. Super proud of her. At the high school graduation, if you had a family member that was on the staff,
Speaker: they got to give you your diploma and her grandmother is on the staff there at the school. So she got to hand her, you got yourself muted, Jeffrey. She got to hand her her diploma and everything. She didn't do anything silly because she'd have definitely gotten caught. As you can hear me screaming in the background and then you heard
Speaker: Another little voice say that's my best friend. That was her little, her little friend. Uh, this little girl is adorable. She graduated from Newark today. Um, she came all the way out to J town to, to see Austin walk and everything. So it was a good time, not to mention, you know, some of the kids that she graduated with, I've, I've watched them grow up. So I got to, you know, the last six years or so that she's five or six years that she's been there and some of her friends and.
Speaker: You know, of course, afterwards all our friends running up and and some of the parents that I know and everything like that, but it was it was a good time. So one down two more to go.
Speaker: I am very proud of her. I have a little shout out to Austin as well. The U -Haul is on the way. Uncle Jeff ordered the U -Haul. My sister, she was the person of my immediate family to graduate. And the next couple days later, dad was like, hey, let's create a garage.
Speaker: Uh, and so we backed the tractor and trailer up to the garage and my sister sitting on the porch. She says, what are you doing? And my dad looks at her with the most serious face because we graduated, right? She's like, yeah. He's like, we're moving your shit out. Yeah. Time to go. I did. I did tell Austin, I said, uh, I said, you got a year on Friday. Got a year. You know, I don't know. She wants to go back to, she wants to go to college. If she doesn't want to go to college.
Speaker: I said, you got a year to figure out what you're going to do. After that year, you're going to start paying rent if you're still here. Um, if you decide to go college or if you decide to move out, you know, that's fine. You can do that before, whenever, you know, you're 19 now, you're graduating high school, you do whatever, you know, but as long as you're living here, even if you are paying rent, grades or money, pick one.
Speaker: Yeah. And there's still going to be rules. So don't think that just because you're 19 now, you can be coming in, you know, come on, come in and going whenever you want and showing up in the middle of the night and all that shit because, uh, yeah. Believe it or not. That is a huge shocker to kids when they turn 18. Wait, I still have rules. Well, I'm paying the fucking mortgage on this motherfucker. Yeah.
Speaker: You know even you know, I'm sorry, but I you know, I've your brother sister here with during the school year They have to get up early. They don't need you coming in at 2 o 'clock in the morning waking them up You know, I got work in the morning. So Yeah, there's gonna be some rule Curfew set for like midnight something like that. Not not really. I mean right now is her curfew while she was in school Was
Speaker: was on school nights was like 10 o 'clock. And then if she didn't have school, it was like 11. But I mean, I don't know, we'll cross that bridge down the road. But my other thing is like, she's not a disruly child. You know, she's not, you know, I don't I don't see Austin run around coming in at four o 'clock in the morning for no reason. You know, I don't see her as the rebellious child anyways. For the most.
Speaker: Well, all children are slightly rebellious, but Austin is not you and me. You know, at six o 'clock in the morning, we got school an hour, you know, what are you going to do? All night, or, you know, I don't see her doing that, you know? So, you know, congrats to her. I hope life doesn't walk her into a fan blade like it did us. We've all done that.
Speaker: The uh, yeah the uh, so Yeah, the uh, the buzzsaw known as uh, man life's a bitch and being an adult fucking sucks Yeah, well she I I doubt she's reached that moment where she's like I need an adult. Oh shit. I am an adult Those moments are like wait i'm responsible 100 this is bullshit Uh, that's the one thing they don't tell you about that's it that's one of the other conversations that we had when she
Speaker: when she turned 18, I said, just so you know, you're 18 now. And with that, that means I could legally beat you. Yeah. Well, I said, not only that, but with that comes a new set of responsibilities. If you're out, you're out with your friends acting an idiot. Uh,
Speaker: There's a little bit more serious repercussions than before you turned 18 at the end of the day. I said, so just know that and keep that in the back of your mind before you do something you know better. Well, I have a little bit of advice for her for this weekend. Just remember, it's Memorial Day weekend. That means the judge won't be in until Tuesday. I'm just saying.
Speaker: And that's a long weekend boy. You know, fortunately for me, I guess one of the fortunate sides is she doesn't drive. So I don't have to worry about her drinking and driving or anything like that. That still bothers my mind. The unfortunate thing for me is she doesn't drive, which makes my life.
Speaker: way harder than it needs to be a time. You know, they got that Uber app. I'm just saying. Can you imagine if they would have had that when we were kids? Jesus Christ, we would have never been home. Oh, God. Not that we were ever home in the first place, but you know what I mean. But I also had my license that, you know, the day I turned 16. So there's that as well. Same. Same, you know. And I think, like,
Speaker: for like the first year I had my license, my car got shut off once a day for like 20 minutes. Because I was like, oh, wait, you need something else? I'll go get it. Yeah. Unfortunately, you know, I got my license and went to school and then went to work and I didn't have a whole lot of free time for joyriding. You know,
Speaker: or just like random. Well, my car was my office back then. It was part of my job because I was buying and selling used cars. You go in the rich neighborhood, you buy up a fucking shitty S10 for a couple hundred dollars and flip it by the end of the weekend for a couple thousand bucks. You just do it all weekend. It's awesome.
Speaker: I don't know. I can't do that anymore. Because everybody wants **** what they paid for it. I'm like, it's a seventy -six. Four -door. It's a seventy -six. And I can see through it. Yeah. Seventy -six with two and a half tires. Wow. And the engine is in the trunk and I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure that's not where the engine belong. It's not a beetle. It's not a DeLorean. It doesn't go there.
Speaker: No, you know what? I'll save it for Tuesday. I've actually found something out this week, and I'm kind of pissed about it. I found out that Ford Fairlane is basically just a fucking Mustang. Fox body. And kind of pisses me off. Sure. Because you can buy, back in the day, you can buy Ford Fairlane for like 12 bucks. Where you buy a Mustang, you're looking at $1 ,000 plus.
Speaker: Yeah, I'll have to take your word for it. It's basically a Fox body Mustang. I mean, 5 .0, same frame, just different body. The ugly body, to say the least. I was going to say that 5 .0 was, I know a little bit about a little bit. I know that was a versatile engine because I had a Ford F -150 that had the 5 .0 in it. And it wasn't put in there by somebody else. That's what the motor just came with. Yeah.
Speaker: That truck was deceivingly fast. Well, the thing is with the Fox Body Mustang, you know, you got Mustang in your car, A, your insurance goes through the roof, but a Ford or Ford Fairline is basically a Ford Mustang Fox Body underneath with the 5 .0. You could get it in a manual, but deceivingly, it looked like a grandma's car. These are ugly pieces of shit. Like, they're seriously ugly looking.
Speaker: But at a 16 year old kid where insurance on a two -door Mustang, because that's how the Mustangs come, is like what was like $2 ,000 a year, where on a Ford Fairlane, the exact same car, just a four -door ugly body, and it was like 400 bucks a year. That's a big difference. That's just period with cars even now today. I mean, it's like,
Speaker: my insurance compared to my, actually insurance didn't, it went down a little bit with the Equinox compared to the cruise. Really? Yeah. The cruise, it was one of those weird in between cars where it wasn't necessarily a sports car, but
Speaker: Still had enough pepper. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, it was like because it was Whatever the fucking LTZ or whatever and it had that four cylinder turbo. I'm like, it's still a fucking four cylinder It's like putting a turbo on a snail. I mean, it's still
Speaker: The only thing that turbo does for that car is make it more fuel efficient. Let's be honest. Yeah. The only thing about that turbo is like, it's like compare, like riding your bike on a, on a, on a flat surface. Or then when you go down a hill, not even a steep hill, like, like a ball.
Speaker: I mean, it's not like, it's not like all of a sudden, it's not like my, my Pontiac GT that I had that, you know, you can feel when the turbo kicked into that son of a bitch because it threw you in the back of the seat and that was a stock fucking car. But, you know, but yeah, I thought it was like one of those weird, like,
Speaker: Yeah, it's a family car or is it a sports car? What do you want? It depends on who you're talking to. The insurance company is going to call it a sports car. When you go buy new tires for it, they're going to call it a sports car. But you know, whoever can get the most money out of you, they're going to go, yeah, that's kind of a sport. Really? It's got four doors. It's a four -door, four -cylinder Chevy Cruze. Yeah, but them cruises, they're kind of sexy.
Speaker: It's not. I don't know. I liked it. I thought it looked good. I liked it. You know, then I went but then I went to the the the SUV and it's got the same exact motor in the SUV that my that my crews had. Well, it's heavy. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe buy maybe buy a thousand pounds. But yeah, but it's a family vehicle. So my insurance, I think it went down a little bit. I don't understand all this shit, man. Like how much is my insurance? OK, I'll pay it. Why? Because not because I want to.
Speaker: Because I have to, goddamn it. Do you do a full coverage thing or do you do liability only? No, I have. I have. So, so now in days when you go and buy from a dealership, they almost, they don't, you know, where before you could walk away with liability. Now they want the full coverage and stuff on it. But also I want the full coverage because I want to make sure if I get hit or whatever I'm taking care of one way or another, I want to make sure I'm taken care of.
Speaker: So I've never, I've never had liability. I've never understood the concept. Wait. So if somebody fucking runs into my car, I'm fucked. Yeah. No, that's not gonna move it out. No. You know what? I'm not mad at it.
Speaker: You know, well, you can actually buy those Ferrari engines on fucking eBay. And there's a guy, he took a Ferrari 360 Spider motor, and he put it in a... Oh, fuck. What's it called? The G8? Not the G8. It's like a Toyota Celica. And it's a fucking... Or not a Celica. It's the Nissan 370Z.
Speaker: Monday No, it's it's bad boy boy Again, I'll take your word for it. I'll take your guys's work for two in the chat Yeah, I don't know anything about that shit Nor do I care I'm too old at this point to care
Speaker: You know me. You know me. I go, oh, pretty. I want. Wait, it's got four wheels, right? Yeah. It drives. Yep. I bought Chevy Colorado ZR or what is it? ZR two. I like the way it looks. They got one here. They got one of your Chevy dealership. I walked by the other day and went, hello.
Speaker: It has the four -wheel drive. I don't care. I just like the way it looks. Does it drive? Is it going to get me to point A to B? Tuesday, I found out about a new motor that's coming out. I think it's already out. And I want one. I want one so bad. The only catch is they're $29 ,000. But it'll fit in this.
Speaker: I just worry about what it looks like. If I think it looks cool, then I'm in. I don't care about all of it. Does it look good? Does the stereo sound good? And is it comfortable to sit in? That's the only thing I need to know. Comfortability. That's an age thing because when we're younger. That's an age thing because I've always looked for comfort. Number one, comfort. For me. Well, your romco was comfortable because it was like 40 feet wide.
Speaker: But, but, but comfort is less important when you're a kid. The cool factor is 100 % main issue. Yeah. Yeah. I've always, I've always been a creature of comfort because, and I'm not the biggest guy in the world. I understand that I'm only six too, but I've always stayed around 250, 300 pounds, you know, whether I'm a fat 300 pounds or I'm a solid two or 300 pounds. You know what I mean? I'm always in that range of.
Speaker: I put two of me together, I won't get 300 pounds. Yeah, exactly. But I'm all about comfort, man. And that's what I said. That's the one thing that, you know, I've always had trucks. And when I didn't buy a truck, I, the first car that I bought that wasn't a truck was my Pontiac.
Speaker: And that was surprisingly that some of the Grand Prix that I had was surprisingly really comfortable, but it was also, you know, I was the first venture into the Pontiac or it was a Pontiac Grand Prix GT. It was a four door, but it was comfy and fun and it looked nice. Uh, what up motherfucker? What up my grand grand Prix GTs are quick. And then, and then I bought that G six GT and I was like, this is comfortable.
Speaker: Then I discovered Chevy cars and I bought that Malibu and I was like, You gotta hand it to General Generous Motors. You gotta hand it to Generous Motors. The most comfortable vehicles ever. Dodge not so quite so much. Ford is not even in a question. Dodge, Dodge and Jeep are some of the most uncomfortable, goddamn vehicles I've ever sat in in my life with the exception of like the big trucks. But it's a big truck. You can't really go wrong with a big truck on the comfortable. No, you can't.
Speaker: No, you can't. Well, Ford seems to fuck that up really easily, mainly because their seats are almost too hard. I think it's like the cushioning they use, it's not flexible enough, I guess is the best word for it. It's generous because they overpay
Speaker: to the
Speaker: But when it comes to cheap, it's cheap reliable, not cheap made. And replacement parts are cheap, too. Yeah. They're the cheapest price -wise out of the big three, Ford Chevy Dodge. Also super comfortable. Also super fucking reliable. And again,
Speaker: I don't know anything about getting them fixed. That's why I buy that. You get the bumper to bumper warranty on them and they might see they might see me walk in and go sucker and I'm going, I might be a sucker. But if this bitch breaks down on the side of the road, you're coming to get it. You're giving me a learner car and you're fixing it for free. So I call that a win in my book. Those are nice. I like the trail bosses. They are. Dude, have you seen the Trail Boss SS? Oh,
Speaker: Chevy .com is like porno to me. You have no idea. The Trail Boss, no. They only made the Trail Boss SS one year. I know. I've seen it. It's a twin turbo V6 that is just, it shits and gets.
Speaker: You have no idea how often I go to like Chevy .com and just look at their trucks and cars. But I'm the asshole that goes on there and builds a vehicle, but never buys. You know, because you can like, I want this color. I want. Oh yeah. I've done that a couple times. Yeah. And then I never buy it because I won't buy a brand new car because fuck you.
Speaker: I don't know anything about the drive train system, the engine, the this, the that, the dual. If I put everything on it, how much? And I'm like, that much? Yeah, I'm good. That 10 year old one down the road, I can get for five grand.
Speaker: I just like to look. I just like to scroll. You know, I like to look. Ooh, that's pretty. Ooh, that's pretty. Ooh, that's pretty. Ooh, that's really pretty. You know what? Out of all the... When it comes to color of General Motors has the best color combos, too. They got some really nice blues. They got some really nice blues. That Colorado Patriot Blue is the sexiest blue on the planet. Nobody... I will die on that hill.
Speaker: because, oh my God, those Colorado ZR2s in that Chevy Patriot blue is fucking gorgeous. Yeah, I want one in that blue or I want one in black. Maybe I'll buy one. A couple of years ago, there's a car company in Europe. It's actually called Opel. Chevy has the rights for it in Mexico and they have this burnt orange
Speaker: that is so fucking cool. But the car that is on is kind of goofy. Yeah. But I want the I want to get that pink coat and put it on a car because it's it's gorgeous orange. Now, like I said, I I don't know. I don't even feel bad. I don't even understand anything about I'm too old. I'm too old to worry about it these days, man. Like I said, it's just so much easier for me to just
Speaker: pay the extra, you know, have somebody else do it. Pay somebody to do my old. That's like, that's like, well, let me put it in context. You understand? Uh, I don't care who's playing for the Browns. I just hope they win is basically what you're saying. Exactly. You know, and, and, but for me, even, even, even, even better Jarvis, I'm just an old simple Sasquatch.
Speaker: I was telling Nikki that yesterday we were coming back. So you guys know, you guys know Shannon and our friend from PA. That's all when we go visit. She's always with us. Well, I took yesterday off Thursday, Nikki sitting out on the porch with her boyfriend.
Speaker: Uh, Wendell, the Kindle for her Kindle. That's what I've named him. Wendell, the Kindle or her boyfriend. I saw her picture of her sitting there with her feet up and the Kindle sitting there and the dog. And I'm like, yeah, but I think that her and Shawn have been on the porch all weekend. So we were coming back from, from Austin's, the high school graduation last night. Right. And she's like, we're all hungry. None of us had eaten at all yesterday. Cause we were so busy running around and doing everything and, and whatnot. And, uh,
Speaker: They're like, wait, I'm hungry. What do you guys want to get? I was like, I don't care. I could go for a steak and tater. I said, I'm always down for steak and taters. And I said, I'm simple. And Nicki said, no, you're high maintenance. I said, I am the most lowest maintenance motherfucker you'll ever find on the planet. You give me a steak. Yes. You give me a steak and a potato and a beer and I'm happy as I'm, I'm happier than a pig and shit.
Speaker: OK, yeah, OK. I'll let you have that one. Yeah. And there's nothing else. But here's my thing, though. I see you going into a restaurant like Meg fucking Ryan in in when Harry met Sally. You know, I don't know why, but I think that. Why? No, well, you think I'm in there. The Dodge Ram TX TRX is gorgeous. Uncomfortable shit. And I'm sorry, it's a plastic dash. You think you think I'm in there having an orgasm?
Speaker: No, no, no, no. No. If you want, I just recently rewatched when Harry met Sally. When she goes in orders, she says, I want this, but I want it like this. If you don't have this, do it this way. If you get it this way. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. Yeah, no.
Speaker: And the way you eat meat is the same way I do. You walk in and say, hey, whisper fire to it, chunk it down here on the plate after you wipe its nasty ass. And I'm fine with that. Now, you and I differ on, well, we don't really differ on a whole lot of baked potato things either. No, when I - Sour cream cheese, a little bacon, call it a day. Butter, sour cream, cheese, bacon. No, I - And if it's not floating on top of everything, I don't want it. Yeah, no.
Speaker: Right. Binge. And that's all I've been buying over the last like 10 years. I usually keep a car two to four years. And then I then I then I trade it in and upgrade it. And I don't want to deal with it at the end of the day. But no, man, my orders are super like eight ounce, 10 ounce state medium rare baked potato. And then the waitress or waiters like butter sour cream. Yeah.
Speaker: and bacon. Yeah. Load it up. Okay. You want to and then I get a salad and and that's I take the TRX any day over the **** Ford. I I there only one Ford worth buying is is is the Mustang and that's even that's pushing it.
Speaker: Yeah. And there's been a few times when I've gotten steak and it was a little too done for my taste, but instead of making a scene, I was like, it's fine. It still tastes good. That's what a one. Yeah, if it's overcooked, that's what a one sauce is for. Yeah, it's not like it's overcooked. Like I've gotten some that are like, well done. And I'm like, hey, I ordered this medium rare. How am I wrong? The four Raptors fucking it's a twin turbo V6. It's a joke.
Speaker: No, I'm very similar. We will have an episode about the difference. I promise you. There you go. And I'll either order a beer or a Pepsi. So, I drink Miller Lite. The biggest question there is when I order a Miller Lite, they're like, do you want a can, a bottle, a draft? I'll take a draft. Do you want to talk? You always have to go with a draft.
Speaker: If you're at the restaurant, you go with the draft every time. Goddamn waiter asked me more of a questions than I asked them. I'm very low maintenance. Just bring the fucking beer out here, alright? Just walk the cow out here. Just put the keg right here on the table. Yeah. Just put the keg beside me. Put it right here, alright? Well, see, that's the crazy thing. A, we all know I'm not a giant drinker, but I can't drink alcohol while I eat.
Speaker: before, after, not during. Uh, I like, uh, depends on my mood. It really depends on my mood. Sometimes when I go out to eat, I'll have beer with my dinner. Uh, most times I just have a Pepsi. Well, my thing is, is like, if I, when I eat super cheap, so Pepsi, you get free refills.
Speaker: You know, if I'm buying a tall boy, they're like six bucks a pop. You know what I mean? I'm like, you know, for six bucks, if I buy two of these, I could have just bought a 12 -pack of these and been happy. Now I'm blowing my load on two beers, right? Yeah, exactly. Well, you know, and like while I'm waiting for my food to be cooked, that's when I'll have a beer. You know, I'll have a beer while the Otterbox is cool.
Speaker: I don't know anything about phone cases. Honor Box has always been my go -to. I don't have a phone case. Yeah. I mean, it just depends on my mood when we go to dinner. Sometimes, I'll have a beer with dinner. Sometimes, I'll... Most times, I just have a pop. It's not that I don't like to drink when I eat. I just... Well, see, my thing is when I'm... When I eat anything, if I'm not drinking, like, I have to actually have a decent drink,
Speaker: After each bite or after every a couple bites or something like that, or I get the hiccups like crazy. So you're eating too fast? No. No, no matter what. Like last night I was, you know, I sent Benji a picture because I ordered a big thing of meat, right? And it's cut up into strips. And I just, you know, started to chew on it while I'm playing my game or whatever or watching movies. And
Speaker: I'd eat like two or three pieces in a 10 -minute span of time, and I'd start to get the hiccups. So it's my dad's same way. I don't know what it is, but it's annoying as shit. So I have to be able to drink something. What are you talking about?
Speaker: I, I, I did watch that video or that, that, that last response to anybody, not even me. I'll send him a message and then like three days later he'll respond back. I've already forgotten what I said to him. I have no idea what the fuck he's talking about. I'm like, it happens.
Speaker: I'm online all day. Also, let's be honest, it's very rare that Jeff has his cell phone. It normally is. Normally my kids steal it. Normally my kids steal it. The only reason they don't have it right now is because they're not their grandmas. So take that fuckers. Yeah, I did. I did look at that article. I meant to respond, but I forgot.
Speaker: However, we did go out to eat last night and I did not get to steak and I'm kind of disappointed that I didn't get to steak because I want to try something different. But I got a four cheese macaroni with this honey pepper chicken tenders on top of it. The chicken. Excuse me, the chicken was amazing. That sauce is fucking heavenly. However, the four cheese macaroni pasta. I only use telcel in Mexico.
Speaker: However, before pasta was fucking bland as hell. Dude, when I go to, we go to Olive Garden, I always get the same thing. I get the chicken Alfredo.
Speaker: Oh, my God, it's amazing. You get the bottom of this whole fucking white. Oh, yeah, I always do. I always do the bottom because it also comes. I'm not the biggest salad guy except at Olive Garden because salad or soup. And I'd rather see salad. Their soups are kind of shit. Their soups are a joke, but they keep, you know, I'm like, don't stop with the salad because their salads are actually really good. Their wedding soup isn't bad.
Speaker: That's about the that's about the only soup and olive garden I'll eat. I don't eat soup. I don't think I've ever really had a soup at all garden. I've never had a soup anywhere. I love salad soup. I'm a big salad. I do like salad. I do like. The house on the corner caught fire. I was watching that and then came back inside. Yeah, Mrs. Kravitz, how was it?
Speaker: It was cool. Uh, but I can't, I came back in the house. My wife's like, can you help me chop up these onions and jalapenos and all this other shit? And then can you, you should have smacked her in her mouth and said, no woman, that's, that's, that's woman's work. See, I tried and then she grabbed my hand and started punching me in the face with it. And she said, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself. And now I cried.
Speaker: I figured she just swept the leg. First strike hard. Show no mercy. Cooper got it. She was like, hello McFly. Anybody home?
Speaker: Yeah. Oh god. But no, I I came back in and I was just, oh my god. My son literally, as soon as I set up in here, my son walks in. Yeah, we're out of batteries in the remote. Why is that my **** problem? Sounds not what you need right now. Mom said that you need to help me find new betters. I don't want to find new methods. Mom said she's going to hit you again. Connor, do you need help? Blink twice if you need help.
Speaker: Wait, can you see that? That was the worst code. Think of why. Think. We can send help, Connor. Just send help. Connor and I had a plan. Connor and I had a plan the other day, except for the bad guy in Mexico, and he lives there. We were a bunch out of nowhere. We just decided to take over Guatemala. Ecuador.
Speaker: Yeah, whatever. One of the two. Same thing. Same thing, but different. You know what? The least, the less I know, the better. Yeah, plausible deniability. That's what that is. Exactly. Listen, we've got the materials. All we need is a boat to get there because we fly a plane. We're going to get stopped by TSA. Well. All we need is a boat.
Speaker: Halo jump that shit. La la la la la la la. I don't know what happened. Yeah, but then the U .S. is going to call us, you know, some crazy terrorists or something like that. We're not terrorists. We just want our own country and couldn't find a piece of waste. Does that mean we can get funded by the U .S. or a terrorist? Good.
Speaker: Well, we'll tell them that the Russians are invading us. There you go. Yeah. And then they'll teach us what we're doing. Blame it on Russia or China. We got paid. Yeah. We're going to be the next world. I'm a really an idea, man. I really am. We are going to be the next world power. Yeah. I'm going to be like Biden. I'm going to be up front. I'm going to be the face of the operation. And Jeff's just going to whisper in my ear and I'm going to go.
Speaker: pause for dramatic effect. Oh wait, don't say that part. Okay, sorry. He's reading the teleprompter again! Damn it, who typed the question mark on the teleprompter?
Speaker: We never said it was going to be a good world power or that it was going to be a strong world power. Just a world power. If your pinky toe has power, it's just not, you know. We are recruiting, by the way. You can be the executioner. I have not seen the merch store, Chris. What's this new show coming next month? What are you talking about, Benj?
Speaker: That's a good question. That is a good question. I already doing four. I don't think I'm doing a fit. So I don't think I have anything to do with it. Mark asked me the other night if I wanted to do that podcast kind of deal where we did it with all the military guys.
Speaker: on Thursday night. He was like, you want to do that once a month? I was like, fuck no. No. Like, yes. Yes. But I know I'm already I already do Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays and don't want to add Thursdays in there. So no, not really. No, this isn't your food, badass. Do what show?
Speaker: Ah, it's a dad show or something. That's hosted. Yeah. That's bringing. That's that's Brandon. That's a totally different show. He does. They don't think I don't know. Beats me. I don't know. You would think somebody would run that by me as a creator. What do I know? I'm just here. I'm just here. I don't get my network.
Speaker: I know everything about every show. Your husband snapped at me and told me to call you that, so I'll take a look at him. Oh, damn it, Tina. I was going to say, where does it say that? Oh, no. Oh, they're interviewing.
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: things will start to, I'll be able to get with Jarvis more and we can, you know, hash, hash that out, but he's changing. Yeah, that's just an interview. Uh, Brendan was, was on the military show last night and, and, uh,
Speaker: Hopefully I know Rob Mellos and he would love to come up once a week and hang out with all of us. And I told him, hey, Saturday nights is the perfect night to do it. Rob was cool. Rob was cool as shit. All the guys were cool as shit, man. We had a lot of fun. I almost kind of feel bad breaking them all down Monday night. I think that you think you're going to break them all down. Let's be honest. They were already broken.
Speaker: Well, I mean, I mean, we're, we're for our military. We're always broken. Rob, Rob had, Rob had the, cause I asked the guys, you know, why did you join the village? Rob had the best answer. You know, everybody had, well, everybody had their own answer. You know, all civic duty. I thought it was right. My family did it. Brandon did it. It was like, but it was like, I just,
Speaker: didn't have anything else better to do. So I was like, fair enough. Rob was like, because I'm a fucking badass and I wanted to fucking kill everybody in sight. I was like, cool. There's four reasons why people join the military. Civic duty or it's a civic duty, family business, legal ways to kill people or you got none better to do. That's pretty much it.
Speaker: And he's from Boston, too. So he was killing me with his Boston accent all night long. And Rob, spoiler alert for anybody who hasn't seen it, but there's a movie out there. Happy Death Day, one and two. But he plays the killer and the movie. OK. Like, really, how bad are you or how bad are you? You get your ass kicked by 110 pound blonde.
Speaker: And as we all know, everything in a movie is real. Who is like in the script? Shut up. Let's see. That's why I chopped up the food for my wife. Not because she beat me because she never does that. I love her very much. Yeah, they can see you. They can see you. Hide. Hide the cue card. And I'm being treated very well.
Speaker: The food is amazing here. The food is fucking delicious here. I think it was him too, that Rob was in. Yeah, it was a really fun time hanging out with all the guys Thursday night. Mark, I think Mark wants to strangle me, to be honest with you, because the show went like four and a half hours and he was done at like an hour and a half.
Speaker: And they said, I run things. Look at me. Look at me. I am your captain now. Was the above everything? I just watched it. I was like, I think I know that guy. Hey, I think I know that guy. I think I know that person too. Wow. I seem like I know a lot of these people, but I've seen them somewhere before. I think it was in a movie. Yeah.
Speaker: Uh, but no, it was, it was a really, we, we had a really fun time. We had a really good time. It was a fun show. Um, uh, all the guys were awesome. West was great. Uh, Brendan was great. Rob was great. Uh, Brian and Connor, my dick and eat my ass. The Boris sit really low for, for, for Connor and Brian. So that's cause neither one can get out of the wheelchair.
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: Welcome to the non -sensical network, Mark. There's a reason why Jeff's Garage is only an hour. I'm just saying. I'm not there. Let's be honest. All you guys do a great job of running like hour show, hour and a half show, two hours. Oh, well, I was, I was talking to Benji the other day and we can, we get a hundred percent go couple hours, but the problem is it kills other episodes because we've already talked about it once. Yeah. No, you know, it was like the other day I was talking to Kevin. Kevin will be on our show marking,
Speaker: Mark and Brian just had them on their show. And they started talking about some things. And I think one of them brought it up first. That's true, Mark. I do it all the time. Jeff does it all the time. I do it all the time. Hell, I've done it.
Speaker: Boys, I'll be right back. Yeah. Two hours later, Mickey finds me dead in the shower. These guys are still going. Oh, man, this garage scopes were so fun back in the day. Did I feel you on the back? I know you, you know, you got your your. I agree. Wait, let's click is more or less or you say unless there's more.
Speaker: Shut up, Jarvis. Steven, I don't know if you have any polls. Don't quote me in a negative way. Don't quote me in a negative way, damn it. No, I agree. The problem is you end up running around in circles when you talk about what we talk about.
Speaker: Yeah, and that's one thing that that I don't have a problem doing is running around in circles because score Really? Really? We're reading your dead horse guys. Yeah. I've never gotten yelled at you guys.
Speaker: I don't know. Let's talk about sports for four hours. Jesus Christ. So Connor and I can take a nap. Oh my God. There's this every time you guys talk sports, my eyes, three days of my life. He's like, he's like, uh, we're going to make this short, but like, this is what's going on in sports. And it lasts like a fucking half hour. And I'm sitting here going.
Speaker: You have to be fucking men and know something about sports. All right. Fix my car. That's what I thought. Shut the fuck up. I'll set that some bitch on fire and tell you to file an insurance claim if you but you don't have insurance. So you just have to do. Yeah, you just have a burnout car in your driveway. Yeah, same way. Same way I feel about sports. Trust me, you're a mechanic and the mechanics going to tell you the same thing I just told you.
Speaker: Well, you can set it on fire. That'll fix it. No, not with not what I, what I just found out the other day, what we're talking about on Tuesday. But, uh, Hey, I watch, I watch NFL kickoff on Sundays and that's like a five or six hours show. I love that.
Speaker: I can't imagine. But but on that same note, I did spend an entire day watching fast and loud, but I was doing no research. The the San Antonio game. Is that the one you're talking about, Benji? UFL. United Football League. Got it.
Speaker: It was, it was UFSL. And then then we have the XFL, but they merged in the one league this year. Is that the one where the... Is that the one with indoors? The what? The another football league that's indoors? No, that's Arena. Oh.
Speaker: was I know that one guy owns it and the security guard tried to kick him off the field. We talked about that Wednesday night. We were talking about it. We were talking about Antonio Brown. No, that was a really good game, but I didn't get to see the rest of it. I think I left.
Speaker: I had to go do a couple of things. I think it was like midway through the third quarter or something like that. So I didn't get to see the final on it, but the UFO, the UFO is actually a really good Lee. It's a spring Lee. It's actually really good. There's a lot of really good, talented guys out there that either a played in the NFL and injuries or whatever. They didn't make it or guys who didn't get drafted out of college, but in the last couple of years, um,
Speaker: They've actually, there's a lot of guys that at the end of the seasons will get called up to the NFL and then they have good seasons. Well, yeah, because you get to show off what you can do. It's kind of like, it's like the minor leagues in baseball.
Speaker: There's a kicker for Michigan, the Michigan Panthers, and that kid's gonna, I'll guarantee it right now, he's getting the call from some NFL team at the end of this season. That kid is hitting 60 plus yard field goals, like it's nothing. That's impressive. Yeah, on a regular fucking basis, like, like, like it's like four out of five. Oh, nice.
Speaker: versus what the UFL and football like the UFL has nothing to do with the NFL. You're already a part of a club. You're a part of their minor league club. Right. But what I'm saying is what I'm saying is you could, you could attribute it to minor league baseball because guys can get called into the bigs, so to speak. Yeah. That's what we were talking about Wednesday that the arena football league is coming back because we were talking about Columbus used to have a team. I actually tried out for that team.
Speaker: The Columbus Destroyers. It's so crazy that you didn't make it Chris Spielman used to own the tumor coach the team or something. That's Chris's Vince Bappalli dreams down the drain. No, no, I know I had other applications Welcome back. That's a great Yeah part owner The rock owned the rock owned
Speaker: No, thank you. Tired of being the only one getting abused around here. We decided we're going to grill dinner tonight. It's supposed to be rainy and crappy tomorrow, then we can do grilled cheese and soup tomorrow. I figured you would be.
Speaker: meat and potatoes made those fucking quesadillas and they came in this like they said they send you like all the ingredients and shit for the food but you gotta cook everything yeah i've seen that so it came in like that but it was supposed to be uh sweet potato quesadillas so instead of using beef you were supposed to use sweet potatoes
Speaker: And I said, if you put fucking sweet potatoes in my quesadilla, I'll leave it. I will hand you divorce papers. I will quit. Agreed. I love you to the end of the earth, but sweet potato fucking quesadilla is what I call a goddamn lung. That's not a quesadilla. What is your fucking problem, Connor? I was talking about my quesadilla because you guys are talking about food.
Speaker: I said, so it came in like this fucking box where they send you all in all the ingredients. But it was supposed to be a sweet potato quesadilla, like a fucking vegetarian. Yeah. No, I told my wife she made sweet potato sweet potato fucking quesadillas that I was leaving her. The arena, the arena, the arena league has been hemorrhaging, hemorrhaging little money for years.
Speaker: Unfortunately, it's just not as big as it used to be. Like, it was like Bon Jovi owned the Philadelphia. You got your whore mouth. Nobody fucking asked you. I'm back in the kitchen. Make me some pie. You know what I like? Man.
Speaker: Um, on Joe, we used to own a an arena team in the Philadelphia soul or something like that. So we had the destroyers here in town. Jesus Christ, but it's a good thing you don't have a brain Jeff. Otherwise you'd be tickling that bitch. There's no good acuity man. That's an amazing feeling. Just oh my God.
Speaker: That's like a big orgasm. Every time I do that, it fucks my ear up. Yeah, that's because shoving the whole Q -tip down there. Well, yeah, you got to get it. You got to get it deep. Otherwise, you're not going to get the hitch. Just the tip number. That's what she said. No, I take like half the fucking Q -tipping. I'm not such a brain. It's not worth it. Oh, yeah. If gray matter came out when I pulled that Q -tip out of my ear, then I didn't do it right.
Speaker: Now, every time I use a Q -tip anymore, my kids are like, you know you're not supposed to use a Q -tip. Shut the fuck up. I'm 44 years old. I can use a Q -tip if I want.
Speaker: I love my daughter, but her ears, she fucking pisses your wax, dude. I mean, it. Have you seen that thing where you take a candle and you put it in your ear and it's supposed to suck up like you like it doesn't actually it doesn't actually do that works. It doesn't really. The shit that you see in the paper is really just the fucking suit. So they did. They actually did like a little fucking myth busters episode on it and.
Speaker: They did like a picture of it before the picture of the inside of the year before and a picture after it and it looked the exact same. This is the year afterward had had black soot inside of it. So the shit inside of there is just the burnt pieces of paper that fall off. Oh, God. I'm having a beer tonight, Chris. Look at me. I'm a big boy. I'm a big boy.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Have you seen this? Have you seen this? I saw a TikTok the other day. This girl had this what looked like headphones on. Yeah. But they got a pump in it. And it's like this. It's as big as the ones you're wearing. And they're clear. And the top half is filled with water. Oh. And it goes in the ear, cleans it out, and puts it in the bottom half of the headphone. Oh.
Speaker: And I was like, my first thought is that pump is really loud, so it would annoy the shit out of me there. Number two, I'm putting water in my ear. I don't like to get in the pool and get water in my ear. Now you're going to force it through my ear? No, I'm good. Swimmer's ear is the worst shit fucking ever. I hate this shit. Like, it feels like water's in your ear for a week. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.
Speaker: But honestly, it was probably a month ago. There had to have been wax super far down. But it was a ton. And it blocked my ear. And I could tell that I couldn't hear shit. I was like, something's not right. I was like, but I'm not going to the doctor. I was like, well, if I shove a fucking Q -tip down there, that's just going to make it worse.
Speaker: So I was like, you know, I went on Amazon and I ordered like a fucking $60 little camera thing with the little digger piece on the end to get it out so I could see it. And my wife's like, why the fuck would you buy that on Amazon for $60 after tax and delivery? It's like 80. What are you fucking thinking? She goes to CVS and she bought this $20 squirt bottle that has a little head on it.
Speaker: You stick in your ear and it sprays down and essentially into your eardrum, but it's soft enough. Like the spray is soft enough. It doesn't fuck up your shit. Right. And I'm like, I'm telling you, my fucking brain fell out. Everything I've never. I've never. That little camera, that little camera you can use on a lot of shit. Oh, that's what I said. And she was like, no, I'm returning it. No.
Speaker: maybe i want to see the inside of the microwave maybe i want to see the inside of my butthole you don't know yeah maybe i want to put it see if i can get it in through the window about how i see chris i love chris's face i think manual is this like manual i want one of those little
Speaker: cameras that you can stick anywhere. You know, they sell the ones for, for automotive, where you put it down in an engine box and stuff like that. I want one. And my wife's like, why? I'm like, uh, because it's cool. She's, what would you do with it? She's, what are you going to look into? I'm like, I don't know. Maybe I'll look into the fridge and see if the light turns on when I shut the door. I don't know. I just want one, damn it.
Speaker: Jeff, it turns off as soon as you close the door. There's a sensor. Yeah, I know.
Speaker: I used to do that as a kid. I'd put my finger like right where the seal was and I'd close it and eventually I found the little switch that was on the edge and I was like, Oh, what a ripoff. Those fucking those fucking old just like straight white plastic fronts. Yeah, there's a guy on on YouTube
Speaker: He takes old fridges and makes them look like cool things. He's got one. It looks like a front end of a Peterbilt. Stop the woman explaining, Alyssa. But it's also a fact. Orescope is a cool thing. No, but this guy built a, it looks like the front end of a Peterbilt.
Speaker: And the wheel wells are like, you lift up the wheel well, and it's a trash bin on one side. The other side is to store potatoes. That's dope. And the grill opens, and it's a fucking fridge inside. That's dope as fuck. I don't need it, but I fucking want to. Like, say that to me. I know somebody who will buy it tomorrow. I'll send it to you. The one guy, he did a, it's like a 50s style fridge.
Speaker: but it looks like the hood of a, it looks like a Trans Am. And when you open it up, instead of having like a beat or a light, the light turns on, but it plays eastbound and down. And I was like, I'm not mad at it. I need it. All the songs out there that all the songs. It's made to look like the Smokey and the Bandit car.
Speaker: I would have done convoy. Just rewatch convoy. Sorry. Sorry. I'm not a smoking the guy. I know you guys love it. I was like, it was good for what it was. What do you have against smoking a bandit? It was good for what it was. It wasn't like, oh my God, this is one of the greatest movies ever made. It was a good movie. That's all. If somebody.
Speaker: Black Dog with Meat Loaf and Patrick Swayze. Now, that's not a movie. I'm not mad at that. I do love that. I think they're over the top with Stallone. Over. Ooh. Ooh, that's pushing it. That's that. That's that's over the line. That's over the line. Smoking in the bed was a good movie. Really cool car. But yeah, I just don't. I don't know.
Speaker: It's not like, oh my god, smoking an apparent it's on. I gotta watch it. I fucking love that movie. I've seen it like 400 times. I think Bert Reynolds was cool, I guess, if you're into that kind of thing. He's one of the very few people that can pull off the 70s stash. Yeah. Him, him, Magnum PI. Yeah, but he lost. He lost.
Speaker: Magnum P .I. was Tom Selleck. Yeah, I know. Magnum P .I. You think? Way cooler, too. P. Magnum was way cooler than Burt. Oh, no. I think Burt would be dick off of fucking. Yeah, you're right. Burt Reynolds would be Tom Selleck's dick off. Fuck, yeah. Sam Elliott. Sam Elliott has the best stats on the board.
Speaker: I did, did you see the new trailer for Beetlejuice? Actually, they gave it a little bit of backstory. And Beetlejuice shows up because Lydia's daughter's just like, you mean Beetlejuice? She's like, don't say his name. What, Beetlejuice? That's how he shows up. I'm like, I'm not mad at that. It's just a rebellious fuck you because I'm a teenager.
Speaker: I got to agree with you, Ben. They're pretty even, but I'm going to I'm going to tip the scales just just a smidge to Tom. I'm going to give Tom. So like, you know, ultimate cool guy is Sam Elliott all day long. I mean, just I dare say the original Roadhouse Sam Elliott was badass. No, dude, even Sam Elliott in the Big Lebowski Sam Elliott.
Speaker: was awesome. Oh, my God. I was mad when that show ended. I was like, Oh, Jeff, did you did you see that fucking picture I sent you? The fucking my dog wants. Yes. Yes. Oh, my God. I want that. I want it so bad. Can you put it on your on your store? Was that a Ferrari or a Porsche that Magnum had? Yeah. Yeah, it was not a Porsche. I was going to say Lambo.
Speaker: No, it's a Ferrari. Yeah. It's a... It's a... What's going on, Brian? I can't remember what Ferrari was. Hey, Brian. But it wasn't even his. Hey, Brian. The whole concept of Megan P .I. is he's a... We're a fucking money man. Yeah, 308. Thank you. He lived in a rich guy's house and was a private investigator.
Speaker: You buy a fake mustache, but you can't pay me my money back, huh, Brian? Jeff, this is this is for your uh, this is for your podcast. Which one? Where? I just got it too. I see. What the fuck is even happening? What the fuck is even happening tonight?
Speaker: I'll be back. I gotta show my I gotta go show my family how to work in television. Facts. I work in television. Connor's about to murder his entire family. Yeah. It's your cane, old man. You crippled fuck. You know, he can't.
Speaker: I don't care. Dude, I got her to her Snapchat video chat. He's he's on the top of the stairs. He's like, I swear to God, if I fall on these stairs, I'm blaming you. I was like, what the fuck are your pocket going back? Jesus Christ. It took me 20 minutes to get to the top.
Speaker: No, actually, Benji, I'm gonna send you that picture because we need to definitely. What is even happening today, man? What is happening today? We're only an hour in. What? My neighbors are, they have their kids at the pool and the kids don't know how to be. Shut the hell up, you fuckers! Let's take a break. Let's take a break. Yeah, let's take a break.
Speaker: Let's take a break. Hey, in honor of in honor of our guys, the Southern Outlaws band went in best rock band for 2024 from the Mississippi Music Awards. Go ahead and play a little. Well, good for your soul, because I like that song and a song kind of like a theme for this show. We're back here just a couple of minutes and. Yeah, I don't have anything else to say.
Speaker: you
Speaker: It's good for the soul
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Speaker: It's good for the soul. Good friends. Good music. Good whiskey. Whoo. Let's go, baby. Benji spoiler alert. The Celtics are going to win. Just throw that out there. Appreciate you being here, buddy. Welcome back to that.
Speaker: I lost my train of thought. Audible. I smell toast. Somebody make a toast. Unless you're talking hockey and I don't know who's playing it. I don't think anybody's playing tonight, are they?
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Speaker: No, I think that's easy enough. Like I said, whether you like this or you don't like us, we prefer some of you guys won't like us to come up, but rather than passively, aggressively talking shit about us here at the nitwit network. Them, them, them people are scared. Them's people's is them scared. Oh, what's going on, Connor? What's going on, man? What's going on in the world?
Speaker: Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm pretty sure that the speaker on my television is toast. Go buy a, go buy a sound bar. I already have a sound bar. I have the sound bar connected. It's going through the sound bar now, but it was going off of the internal speaker and the sound bar. And my family was like, I can't figure out why the sound bar and the TV isn't working well because you have it on internal speaker.
Speaker: but with my sound bar, it'll go, it'll, it'll play through the sound bar. And if you turn the TV up, it'll play through both. So you got this tunnel effect and it's like, stop turning the goddamn TV volume up. We have a fucking sound bar. I'll see if you do it with my TV, they match really well. So there's no echo. There's no like double speaking effect.
Speaker: It's it echoes. It echoes off of the walls a little better. So it almost kind of is not a surround sound, but it feels like it surrounds him a little bit. It's like it's not so much of an echo. It's like it's like a tunnel effect is what it sounds like. Yeah. No, I know what you're talking about. It's an echo. That's just like what the fuck is going. And then I realize it's like turn the damn sound bar on. Stop it. Stop turning the TV up.
Speaker: Like my family my Literally, I'm the only one up here Everyone else is downstairs trying to watch a movie right now and they couldn't get the internal speaker to work like it just shut off huh, so I think that they may have Turned it up too loud or something and as long as the sound bar is working. That's all that matters. Yeah, exactly
Speaker: As long as you have a black screen, which I don't have, I don't have, we don't have enough money to go buy a brand new fucking television to replace this. I was like, yeah, I'm not fucking doing it either. We've got a fucking sound bar. It's not that hard to hook up either. Turn the sound bar on. Turn the water. I just, I just sent you that video. I was telling you about a bing, about a boom, but I hate Facebook. We have sound. Yay. You guys want to share with the rest of the class?
Speaker: I can. Let me send it because this is kind of dope. I don't know. Oh, sweet. Right. God damn it. It's correlated. It's not current related. Technically. Shut up. You don't tell him that until after he sees it. But the technicalities should never be spoken until after. Agreed. Bear with me. It's it's uploading. That's so fucking cool.
Speaker: waiting and waiting
Speaker: I have to take these videos of awesome. What is happening? I was trying to put my hands in the corner of the screen so that you could see the middle fingers, even though I always get blocked by that fucking shit.
Speaker: the the the the the
Speaker: What is happening here? Yeah, you can take this video, Jeff. Whenever Jeff plays that, I always feel like Mike Wazowski on when he gets on TV was like covered up by the symbol. He's like, what was I doing? All right, Eric, check this out. Like, tell me you don't want this. Maybe not. I want I want.
Speaker: You're moving Oklahoma Just a whistle of a long black train You'll know when it's coming for ya
Speaker: I mean, I would I would buy that for sure without without a bitch. Nobody **** cares. Nobody **** cares. Where the where the front vendors are, they lift up and it's storage. Uh hey, hey, Connor. You know who a real **** is? Somebody who doesn't have admin privileges.
Speaker: Who's a bitch now, bitch? Somebody who gave admin privileges to someone and then gave it to somebody whose podcast is... That one hurt my feelings. That one hurt my feelings, Jeff.
Speaker: No, no. I what I was trying to say is it's pretty cool looking. It would I guess if like you had a bar that was like right. I don't know if I wanted my house, but like I wanted my garage, but also it's a beer fridge. It's a little too small. It's a little too small of a refrigerator. I feel like my kids would just sit there and toot the fucking horn all goddamn day. And that's the other thing.
Speaker: If somebody put that in their fucking house, I would punch them in the head. I would put it in my basement where my shop is. Well, yeah. So I'm saying like a shop or a bar. But if you had it in your fucking kitchen, like like, what do you what do you fuck? I'm waiting on the garage to be built. Damn it. That's what I'm doing. I'm available now. The garage won't be built the next year. Fuck you. Oh, my God. I miss working for that fucking cuckold.
Speaker: know, like I said, the fridge, I think the fridge could be bigger. I mean, you can take all the way down to the bottom of the bumper and have a full size fridge and not necessarily a mini fridge, but it's, it's pretty cool. Even Alyssa knows that that's dope. Right. See, that just proves one thing. Alyssa said, Alyssa said, Glick is a bitch and his feelings and thoughts don't matter. As Jarvis tells me, Alyssa, the lights are on upstairs, but nobody's home. So just saying, that's what Jarvis said. Not me.
Speaker: You know, it is a **** and his feelings don't matter. The only thing that the only thing that matters is facts and the fact is that you're a **** Have I ever I have receipts mother ****
Speaker: I know my feelings don't matter. I know I have feelings. I have feelings. I'm just a guy. Monday nights has proved that he does have feelings. I'm just a guy who. Just a dude, a dude disguised as another dude. Yeah, I'm just a guy who has a microphone and a camera and I thought you were going to say micropenis. I genuinely did. I mean, I do, but I feel like we beat that horse to death.
Speaker: Yeah, but that horse is fun to beat. Squash feelings matter, you whore. That's from Jarvis. Sasquatch feelings don't matter. Sasquatch feelings don't even exist. Hashtag SFM. I'm going to start a whole freaking thing, and we're going to go riot in the streets and burn your buildings down and everything like that because that's what you do when you have a movement that you feel ways about.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: I'm not the cocksucker you wanted. I'm the
Speaker: as part of what we've got is from Jeff, is the tickle from the stash. The moustache. Moustache ride. Who wants a moustache ride? I do, I do. I saw a thing the other day, it was like greatest movie intros, like opening scene from movie, and Super Troopers right now is ranking number one because the whole
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: Littering and freaking out man are freaking out man but but tell me tell me if if you and I were state troopers we wouldn't do this if this if this network to us but yeah if this if this network if we were all state troopers we would 100
Speaker: Chicken fucker! I bet I call him the chicken fucker. Running around here all nimbly bimbly, drinking milk from his saucer. He's got his hands up on the car and he's like, shit, meow! Are you saying meow? Do I look like a cat?
Speaker: I love that. I love that **** movie. The second one's not as great but it's still funny. It's still got some good moments in it. The next son of a **** says anything. It's I swear to god, I'm just I'm in the bar with all the goofy **** on the walls. I love it. I love that everybody at the same time pulls their
Speaker: We need a team name. Car show. Ramrod.
Speaker: Broken Lizards. Those movies are so goddamn funny. The island, our Club Dread. Club Dread is Larry's fucking son of a son of a son of a bitch. Fucking Bill Paxson's greatest role. Sorry. Do anybody that says that. Can we get a leader, Cola? Sir, we don't have leaders of Cola. I don't want a leader, Cola.
Speaker: This is a question. Why is it that I think I would end up being Carva? Right. Why? Does this look like spit? He puts the top back on. He's like, fuck it. Whatever. Oh, that's such a good movie. No, but all their movies, all their movies are excellent. You know, Beerfest is good. I love Beerfest. It goes a little bit off the rails.
Speaker: No, you can't. I'll send you a link, buddy. I got it. I got a website that I use. I can watch any movie you can think of. Oh, I think it's like Margaritaville. What's it? What's the song? I think you mean, I think you mean Pina Colada Berg. Pina Colada. Margaritaville. He's like fucking.
Speaker: sort of a, sort of a bitch. The grandma of the whore. Ursula, come in, Ursula. Oh, God, I love Super Tuber. Super Tuber is a club drag. Beer Fest is amazing. I love Beer Fest. Well, have you started watching Tacoma FD yet? Yes, I am part way through. It's not terrible. It's crazy.
Speaker: I just, it's very subtle that I have time. The Hawaiian guy cracks me up. Oh my God. He's fucking hilarious. It's very subtle that I'm like home alone where I can watch the shows that like shows I want to watch. You know what I mean? And so I started watching that.
Speaker: Dude, they're sitting in the fucking, in the truck eating crackers. He's like, I got a wet mouth. They're doing the salting challenge where you eat five seconds per minute with no liquid.
Speaker: and and far the guy that I can't remember his name on the on the show but basically basically he does it and he's like dude that's insane he's like I got a wet mouth yeah what's the matter with you I will say that that fucking syrup thing makes me want to throw up every time I see it I 100 % agree
Speaker: Oh, my God. I like syrup as much. The next guy. But what does he say? You got to open up your throat. Yeah, you got to loosen your throat muscle. Cup the balls. Oh, and the thing about that fucking scene is they actually chugged fucking syrup. Yeah. I love when he throws the fucking syrup. That's a diamond. That's a diamond waiting to happen.
Speaker: as a guy that eats mcdonalds like it's going out of style i don't think i could do that they get into a fist fight at the winnabago
Speaker: I'll be back in an hour to have you guys go to the drive -thru and they're fucking
Speaker: The dude parks his car on the side of the road puts a dummy in the truck so he can go fishing. They're putting the powdered sugar on Farva and he's like
Speaker: Tastes delicious. Is there tea lousing him? Or when they give him the fucking extra large cotton candy and he fucking slams it in the one guy's face. Have fun and sugar heaven, bitch. How much do you believe that Glick is far of a getting gas and he's got for $10 and he's like,
Speaker: You want me to punch a size your face The guy just offering them the fucking like super dude their dimples sizes fucking meal or whatever this
Speaker: That's the most Canadian thing you've ever said in your life Maybe if it was homemade sir, it could be done No, could you chug any
Speaker: I feel like your mouth would want to like not be able to open up. You'd look like the fucking guy from me, myself and Irene when he takes his pills and he gets the hell out of the fucking God mouth. And he said there's something wrong with my mouth.
Speaker: I love how they do that in Be Myself and Irene, he just takes a sip of water, cut away from him and comes back and he's perfectly fine again. I love when he's trying to drink the water and he's just spitting it out. He can't fucking swallow the water. Oh my God. Or they cover up. Be Myself and Irene is another great movie when they're in the fucking car driving each other and his cock just slowly goes all the way down his fucking leg.
Speaker: When they come across the fucking cow and he just starts And Anderson saying, you know, our dad is a peaceful person cut to Jim Carrey in the car Does it have any does it have any side effects? Oh nothing really Does your ass really feel
Speaker: feel really bad after writing. OK, OK, OK, OK. So so we're talking about Jim Carrey. And yes, Alyssa, I've had homemade maple syrup. I've actually made homemade maple syrup. And I got a question for you guys. We're talking about Jim Carrey. Yeah. Just just real quick, I would ask you guys, your your your top three favorite Jim Carrey movies, no explanation needed. Just just ran them off. What do you got, Jeff? Oh, I have to go.
Speaker: Me, myself, and Irene, no particular order, of course. His debut movie, Ace Ventura. No, Ace Ventura. That's not a debut movie. Once Bitten, you did a movie back in the day. Well, I've seen, yeah, but... Yeah, but he was... To get him real recognized. Yeah, but... But... The Clint Eastwood one. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Not dead. Not right now. No, but, like, made him a household name is what I mean by debut movie. And I'd have to go with Dumb and Dumb. I mean, in living color had to made him a household name, but...
Speaker: the the
Speaker: We can all say the same one. So it's not like a starting five thing. What do you got, Connor? What's your top three favorite? I would say liar, liar, liar. I think it's a fucking great one. Good one. Everyone's so nice to me here. That's good. You don't get drugs. You are. In the middle of the fucking courtroom. So you don't kick in my own ass. Is.
Speaker: The liar liar, I would say, is one of my favorite Jim Carrey movies. Stop breaking the law, asshole. It's definitely not a great movie. I get that phone call once a week from Glick. Stop breaking the law, asshole. I'm sorry, but when you said liar liar, that's one of my favorite lines in that whole movie. You know where I was a phone? Yeah, dude.
Speaker: I drove through a red light. I didn't stop at the top. I didn't use that. I was finished. I was finished. I was finished. I was finished. I was finished. I was finished. I was finished. I was finished. I was finished. I was finished.
Speaker: But when he's talking to his wife, I was having sex. That was a fucking phone. I'm sorry. No, that's that's a great fucking movie. I'd say that's I don't want to say that's my favorite, but I think that's my favorite. Oh, yeah. Liar, Liar. And I know that it's not a great movie, but I love his performance in The Grinch. He does a great job. That's the only reason that movie is fucking good.
Speaker: And. Oh, fuck, what was the movie we were just fucking talking about? Me, myself and Irene. Yes, that would say that would be my other one. Those those are my three favorite performances by him. I think I think in this household, we've watched Me, Myself and Irene like 400 ,000 times every time it's like a rainy shit day. My wife's like, that's a lot for me, Myself and Irene. And I'm like, again? All right. Come in.
Speaker: What's your favorite movies? Just to name three is so hard, but the dumb and dumber, the quintessential one. I mean, where them two are just fucking pissing off the fucking hit man in the car. You're the most annoying son in the world. Oh, my God. So you're saying there's a chance of a guy like you and a girl like me.
Speaker: getting to go to like one out of 10. She's like more like one out of a million. Hey Mary, I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
Speaker: Uh, clip that Jeff. Uh, we're going to take that out of context. Go fuck yourself. Yes, sir. Dumb and dumber. Um, first of all. You just joined the rentistry. I'm Chris Hanson.
Speaker: I'll grab a seat. I think my favorite part of Dumb and Dumber is where fucking Jeff or Jeff Daniels goes to Mary's house and fucking he's drank the whole thing of Turbo Lags not knowing. Oh my God. Him on the toilet. Him taking a shit in the toilet and he lifts his legs up off the ground as he shit. The funniest thing I've ever seen. It doesn't get any funnier.
Speaker: uh or or and from a guy that has serious career before this movie when he goes to fucking get on the uh the terminal and the guy's like sir you can't go in there don't worry i'm a little drunk
Speaker: Living color is a TV show But also When he does the karate instructor and the vanilla ice impersonation, okay, he killed that vanilla
Speaker: I do up my laces. I'm so stupid. She was like. Or when he or when he does that curly fucking thing.
Speaker: Agree with you. I gotta agree with you. Jim Carrey is a national treasure All of our listeners other than Alyssa, but he is Canadian Me myself an arena second and there's so many I could go with number three But I have to say liar liar
Speaker: or not liar liar cable guy cable guy not my favorite let's just leave cable guy cable guy makes me so uncomfortable psycho that was the whole point like it was supposed to be good dude well you ever seen you ever seen that movie 21 or was it 23 23 yeah yeah fuck that movie dude him as Andy Kaufman and man on the moon
Speaker: Was Yeah, have you heard what people said about him when he was being Andy caught they hated Jim Jerry the King Lawler almost beat the shit out of him Yeah, people hated him when he was playing that because he got so into it. I gotta say For me, I love Jim Carrey, you know, especially the old comic stuff. He's been sure obviously was great I mean we had so many quotable moments from that and
Speaker: when he's showing the police officer's ass talking and then all of a sudden the Einhorn comes in and it's tone low no less. It's tone low. He's like, let me ask you. Excuse me. Do you have any banaka? I love one. Do you think she's got any more of that gum? That's my personal issue. Please stay out of my personal issues, Dan. Einhorn is a man.
Speaker: a lot of guys today.
Speaker: there's no way he heard him scream on the way down because there's a lot of guys today that watch Ace Ventura go in there or when he's in the mental institution and he's fucking sitting there and he goes the reverse way coach it's only psychological
Speaker: I know there's a lot riding on the game, but it's only psychological instant replay. You know, you know, the funny thing about that, there was actually supposed to be a deleted scene where they asked him what team he played for and they were going to say the Minnesota Vikings. Right. Nobody gives a fuck about that team.
Speaker: I love Liar Liar Liar Liar. That movie had me crying laughing. I want to bounce those things like sugar. I love when he says that in the bloopers and he's like he walks out of the elevator like I'm sorry.
Speaker: I love the Truman Show. It was so good. Who the hell are you talking to? Would you say hi? Hello? Good morning. Good night. Whatever. If I don't see you, good evening and good night. Good afternoon. Good evening. I did love the Truman Show. Okay, since we're talking about it, other comedic movies
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Speaker: Jeff and I, this is a guy that one of his movies we've quoted a bazillion times. It was screened from our locker room multiple times.
Speaker: Big Daddy was not it was it for our class I don't know what it was but that movie came out just the right time where there wasn't a There was not a day went by that somebody didn't do a
Speaker: Big daddy lie. Every single day. Anybody, anytime anybody went to the locker. No, not even in the locker room. Like you'd literally be walking down the hall and all of a sudden somebody go, somebody just go, hip, hip hop, hip hop anonymous. And then they ducked into a fucking classroom and nobody knew who said it. When you came into like our lab,
Speaker: You had this big open area, right? And then you had tables where we sat and there was, and the locker room was right in front of the tables. And it was without fail every day. Somebody would scream in the locker room, I want my own. So for me, I love, I love big daddy. That's one of my favorite. I don't, I'm not a huge Adam Sandler fan, but I love big daddy. That movie is great.
Speaker: He's got a five year plan. What not dying? Big Daddy.
Speaker: I can't walk by Hooters now without doing that, by the way. Yeah. Hooters. Hooters. Where's? Central Intelligence doesn't have Adam Sandler in it, Alyssa. Central? No, no, no, no, no. We're talking about comedies. But Central Intelligence is not a terrible movie. That's kind of hard, isn't it? It's kind of hard to win the rocket job. We're talking about specific actors. And Adam Sandler is who I want to ask you guys about right now.
Speaker: Yeah, obviously for me big daddy is is in a particular big daddy's up there a because the movies fucking hilarious And even if I watch it right now, I'm still gonna laugh my ass off and quote it the entire time Yeah that nostalgia because
Speaker: Again, our class at the Career Center, we always found a way to sneak a big daddy quote and then anything. If somebody, if somebody accidentally kicked something, somebody just scream out, damn you Scuba Steve. Scuba Steve. A lot of paper down on the bed. This is hard to pick. Hard to pick. Happy Gilmore, obviously. Happy Gilmore was great.
Speaker: A lady out of the fucking house. Me so. You can't do that again. All right, let's go back inside. Happy Gilmore, I like. And you know what we're going to do for because because I know I'm going to get hate for number four and they're not in any particular order.
Speaker: Uh, but uh, my third one is going to be the water boy. I fucking love the water boy. Oh, that's another class favorite. That was another class favorite. I cried like a freaking girl. You like to see homos naked.
Speaker: That was Joe. That was that was that was that was that's the same. It's the same actor. The same farmer friend but uh and and and I know a lot of people don't like this movie but I **** love it and I don't give a damn because everybody thinks Adam Sandler's the greatest comedic mind when it comes to movies and everything like that. Not a big fan of Happy Madison or Billy Madison but it was funny.
Speaker: Not a huge one. But I loved, I loved Little Nick. I can see that. Little Nicky, it's got great parts in it. There are parts in the movie that's just like, yeah.
Speaker: Henry Winkler covered in beef. Don't forget, you're shoving up pineapple up Hitler's ass. As he floats my dude's room, it's like... Sorry, I think I got lost. Happy Gilmore.
Speaker: Waterboy. I love the Waterboy. And then Big Daddy. Man, Big Daddy was one of those movies that made you laugh. It made you cry. It was like... Big Daddy's an excellent movie. It's an all -around perfect movie. There's nothing wrong with Big Daddy. There's... No, but like a lot of good movies that we watch, even like things like we were just talking about like Dumb and Dumber. There are parts of that movie where it's just like, I hate that scene. But when you watch Big Daddy, there are no bad scenes.
Speaker: But that was like, you know, that I wipe my own ass made you laugh. But then later on in the movie, it teared you up because he's like, but I wipe my own ass. He's like, oh, come on. Let him take the fucking kid, man. I do have to say when it comes to Adam Sandler, one of my favorites is that's my boy.
Speaker: Yeah, that movie's fucking that's where where he's Donnie burger he fucks his teacher Oh teacher and then her daughter actually plays her younger version Brother and sister are fucking yes great movie
Speaker: And then I do I love just go with it with Jennifer Anson not necessarily the best comedy But it's it's kind of like that weird romantic comedy thing that you know and the the funny thing that is Adam Sandler's He he he always ends up Dating or marrying the hottest chick on the planet. You're like, yeah Yeah, he has no shot getting Jennifer Anson. That's like he's
Speaker: Yeah. And I have issues with deeds, but there are some good parts in it. I love Mr. Deeds. I'm in the foot with the fucking fire poker. Oh my God. What's wrong? Why would you do that? I do love, I do love big daddy. It's 100 % on the list. So big daddy, I do love grownups.
Speaker: Uh, it's fucking hilarious. The first one is that I'm not a huge fan of the second one. I like, I like, I like, um, happy Gilmore, but there's a little bit of too much silliness in it and some sparks. Um, it's all in the hips. Yeah. And you know, don't be wrong. I'll watch it if it's on, but I clown. Mm.
Speaker: I feel like that would be all of us at a putt -putt golf resort and we're all trying to play for... We're all trying to play for each other. That would be me. I would rage that fucking hard. You guys haven't seen me get mad. I love when the earthquake happens and he's just like... Well, how am I supposed to make that? Why didn't you blow in your fucking hole?
Speaker: Or when Kevin when Kevin Neeland's character is trying to fucking tell him about the positive energy and he goes and beats the show. No, the best is Bob Barker beat the shit out of Sandler. Had enough is wrong, bitch. I hope that in Happy Gilmore 2, they get fucking John Daly in it. I don't think they will. I'll be honest. I don't think they could make Happy Gilmore, Happy Gilmore 2.
Speaker: Well, they are making it I know but yeah, but I think they can only fuck it up Like if you do it, right, it can be great But where are you going? The bar is set really high. Yes, correct And that's the problem with redoing or doing a sequel for certain movies, especially considering happy Gilmore is old as fuck so it's it's
Speaker: They have a monument or they have the Everest of movies to make. It's just like Beetlejuice, the new Beetlejuice. That's a big hill to climb. And I get it. You got Keaton, you got everybody back, but that's still a big hill to climb. Because all you can do, the only thing you can do is fuck it up. Yeah. I'm happy that we're finally getting a Beetlejuice too, but it's like,
Speaker: It's so long. They waited too long, in my opinion. Well, it comes down to I get it. Other projects happen. It's a big cast. You know, you've got to get everybody locked down and all that fun stuff. And they did kill off the correct character. Yeah, the dad. Yeah. Yeah. But it's, you know, it's a big hill to climb. I hope they nail it.
Speaker: One little thing can set that derailment. Yeah. That's the problem they run into. I mean, look at... Jeff? I would have it to go with happy... Big Daddy, just go with it. And that's my boy. I love that's my boy. Okay. Yeah. How about you, Connor?
Speaker: I so it's hard to keep Happy Gilmore off the list. So I hate to sound like a broken record. Actually, fuck that click. Ooh. It's worth the reference. So well, the thing is, I fucking I fucking love Happy Gilmore, but I don't want to I don't want to keep repeating it. I think. Well, you know what? Happy Gilmore is if we're all picking it. Excuse me, ma 'am. Oh, shit. Sorry, I forgot to take it home. So I mean, put it on your list.
Speaker: but so happy no more and then click no more and click and then I've gotta add a fourth because it's it's still cool brand new but mr deeds because I I will never get tired of watching mr deeds I I have fun watching that movie every time I don't think it's a great movie but I could never watch that movie and not laugh these things are what he takes his fucking sock off and he's like look no no you can fucking do whatever the hell you want
Speaker: You're such a cut.
Speaker: Very, very, very sneaky, sir. Very sneaky, sir. The butler is the greatest. The image of that foot will haunt me from the end of my face. It's like, yeah, I've heard that one before. For my fourth, I have to say it because I don't think anybody else is going to say it. And I watched it recently with my kids and I was very surprised by it. And it was Leo, the one where he's the fucking lizard. It's it's an animated movie.
Speaker: What does it mean?
Speaker: It's an animated movie where he's he's a lizard in a classroom. It came out in twenty twenty three. I had to look up what the fucking name of it was because I couldn't remember. But it's it's a great movie. It's a fun movie. It's a feel good movie. And some of the jokes that he does are are undercover for the parents. And it's fucking hilarious. No, that's that's that's that's Rango. I was going to say, is that the one where? No, because that's Johnny Depp. Leo is Adam Sandler. Adam, Adam Sandler plays the fucking voice of the lizard.
Speaker: or the fucking iguana. And he's hysterical. It's great. It's a family movie. It's, it's pretty good. I enjoyed it. My kids enjoyed it. My wife enjoyed it. And the jokes that he makes about, about school and about like elementary schools and the kindergartners are just like fucking running around. They're not saying any actual words.
Speaker: I'm fucking running into walls and shit and being obnoxious and my wife and I laugh their asses off and my kids are just like, why is it so funny? Because we're fucking retarded. That's why you do it. I haven't seen Leo are the animated movies Hotel Transylvania was good, though. I like Hotel Transylvania. It's a good movie. It's one of his funnier movies, but it is it is a fun movie to watch. It's a fun movie for the family. Yeah, I don't say.
Speaker: Blah, blah, blah. Do your grandpa impression. What about what about you, Jarvis? Oh, fucking Adam Sandler movies. The same thing. It's so hard to choose many of them. And you guys mentioned a lot of them, but that's your personal preference. What are your what are your three that you love? Like if you had to get rid of them all, but keep these three. Well, I mean, Waterboy is one.
Speaker: the remake of the remake of the remake of The Longest Yard. That was good. Oh, yeah. And not necessarily a comedy. I totally forgot about The Longest Yard. That was a that's a great looking move. I actually like funny is when you guys talked about Burt Reynolds earlier. 100 percent better than the original. Mm hmm.
Speaker: I agree with Jeff. I think the remake was was absolutely better than the original. I'll give you that one. Fuck you. Fuck you, Peter. I don't have a Dickie do Peter. Definitely not. Look at that cast. That cast was Chris Rock, Burt Reynolds, you know, Nellie, you had Stone Cold in it. I mean, you had a huge cast. Yeah. Yeah. And and and that's another thing. A big cast can ruin a movie.
Speaker: I forgot the top three that I forgot about. I got one big, one big motherfucking that plays, plays a guy from the green mile. Who the, what the fuck's his name? That colleague was in it. That one, that one dude.
Speaker: Tell me that's not click No, no, no, I'm not any Garcia, you know who I am I'm the bad guy. I'm a bad guy. Don't cut me
Speaker: Joey Diaz in that fucking movie It's try out you have a meatball you don't that's all right
Speaker: i love i love when they're sitting there they're looking through the fucking hardened criminals and uh had they find uh chris rock's character here's maniacal as ha as a box full of kittens superstar versus half a star we could sell it on pay -per -view shut up before i slit your throat and watch the dust come out um
Speaker: So I said, water boy, longest yard. I'm going to have to go 50 first dates, especially where he's trying to be a secret agent. He jumps on the guy's water ski and he's like, how's your nuts? You know, we totally didn't meant and for me not being the biggest Adam Sandler fan in the world. I like a few of his. There's this Netflix deal that Adam Sandler made.
Speaker: In my opinion, and just my opinion, when we go on to yell and argue and scream at me, it's just my opinion. And I probably had a popular opinion. Oh, don't worry boys. I'm ready. He did. I think these are some of his best movies. That's my boy. That's part of the Netflix, the doerver.
Speaker: with with the doerver with David Spade. It's not terrible. Was was good. I know. Nobody likes a ridiculous six. I loved it. I thought it was hilarious. I forgot about that movie. Not bad. I don't know. That's not bad. As a as a moron, murder mystery was great. Murder mystery one and two was great with Jennifer Aniston. I didn't like it because it was reminiscent of being a kid and growing up with Ernest.
Speaker: but she'll be Halloween. Yeah, it was like it was like a fun little new version. And it brought it brought back Vicki Vale. Well, to the out of the universe. I after we are done with this one, Jim Varney movies. Oh, yeah, there is there is not an earnest movies. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah man, the wrong Missy was fucking hilarious. Yes. Oh my god. That movie was 100 % out of the left field, but I laughed so hard, I almost fucking fell off the bed. If you see the shark down there say, what's up? He punches the shark in the face.
Speaker: I gotta say man, this deal that he made with Netflix, I think it's some of his best work. And there's really something that we all love. Obviously, Happy Gilmore is on the Mount Rushmore of Adam Sandler movies. But I think this is some of his best work. You know, Blended, where they did the... Blended was cute.
Speaker: Terry Cruz is in there and he's fucking doing the titty dance and he's singing I'll make love to you by boys the men Hustle was good hustle was good the basketball movie That's right up there in my top sports movies I thought it was really fucking good everything okay
Speaker: I mean, not blazing. Sorry. Uh, what's going on? Vinny pots and pans. Uh, Peter. How's our boy? Michigan. I hope he's having a good time. I know you guys are friends. He was talking. I'm going to **** on. Wait a minute.
Speaker: Oh, good. No, but like there's Adam Sandler has, you know, his repertoire. He's got a couple of bad movies like Punch -Drunk Love is the hardest movie to watch. I've still never finished it. Punch -Drunk Hidden Gems was really bad, too, in my opinion. Yeah, I haven't seen a watch ball.
Speaker: I haven't seen it all the way. Don't mess with the Zohan was fucking horrendous. Yeah, it was. It was hilarious. He is. He is lucky that did not kill his career. How do you figure? It was hilarious. Him and what's his name? What's the other guy's name? John Toretto or whatever.
Speaker: I love them two together, playing off each other. I mean, I mean, let's be honest, the love guru didn't kill Mike Myers career. I don't think I fucking love that movie. That movie is hilarious. That movie is good. And playing a sitar and playing fucking. That movie is hilarious.
Speaker: Just be Austin Powers. That's all we want. We're getting a Shrek new Shrek. Listen, it'll be Shrek. Be Austin Powers. Mark Myers is an absolute douche canoe. Don't get me wrong, but that movie is fucking hysterical. That movie is hilarious. Intimacy or Into Me, I see. PM. PM. You have Vernon Troyer in there, too.
Speaker: Anything with Vernon Troy Where where Vernon Troy will kick walking Mike Myers ass every time it's fucking hilarious This why you shag me as many me Have you ever seen the movie project X? Yeah Vernon Troy's in that where somebody stuffs him in an oven and he comes out and just punches everybody in the dick fucking hilarious He's on scene for like three minutes
Speaker: Oh, easy there. Easy there, buddy. Who's a douche canoe? I think I know who that is. I didn't say douche canoe. Yeah, you did. You said you said that. Fucking Mike Myers is a douche. No, that was Connor. Oh, I didn't say yes. I used to hear. Jeff, do me a favor. Check your Facebook messages and tell me if that's racist or not.
Speaker: Yeah, that's me. Yes. 100 percent. Jeff, did you see it? I think he's seen it when he's trying to hold back. He's trying not to laugh. I'm good. I'm trying to decide whether or not we can post it on here so we can. Oh, no, we can't. We can't. I promise you, we can't. Glick, I will send it to you on Snapchat. Is it though? Is it?
Speaker: because you know it's it's more of a divorce thing than than but i'm just saying it's kind of like is connor going to hell for this one i'm not the one who's been anything i have a question for you gentlemen speaking of racism you know pillar listen i have a question for you just the one people okay
Speaker: What do you call a black man on the moon? No, no, no, no. No, this is, I have a question. What do you call black man on the moon?
Speaker: Good god. Yep. Here we go. It's an astronaut you fucking racist I Gonna send it to you. You're gonna fucking shit yourself Snap no, no, that's not that's not I that's not actually that's just fucking hilarious. No, that's good. I
Speaker: That's good. That's good. That's good. That's not. I mean, I mean, things Jeff want to do to Tony D. No, no, Steven, check your snap. Oh, that's hilarious. That is fucking hilarious. Oh, yeah. I mean, is it racist? Is it going to be racist?
Speaker: I gotta say that before the before it looks really freaking good like you would do a good Oh, you know Adam Sandler movie we forgot anger fucking management Not my favorite
Speaker: Oh, him and fucking Jack Nicholson in that movie are great. God, I want to share that with Alyssa, but I don't know how to do that.
Speaker: Well, I need to go back. Steven, Steven, send me a picture. Send me a message on Facebook Messenger. I'll send it to you. They can wrap jalapeno. Oh, OK. It's fucking hilarious. I saw that. I don't know why. The first person I thought about sending it to was you, Jeff. It's definitely true. When I see dark shit. Well, you know what they say. You know what they say. I don't send anything to Glick. I send it all to you. You know what they say. If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
Speaker: Just say it. Oh, damn, that one hurts my. There you go. Did you see that Godzilla vehicle that I sent to you, Jeff? This guy has a motor in it, and it's one of those buggies that they use in the mud slingers or whatever they call them things.
Speaker: Okay, well you sent me the description but it's is the link it's not a link it actually it is okay to YouTube oh It's a rock cooler in a way. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's just a rock cloud. That's fucking dope. I'm not mad at that That's just too goddamn funny. Oh
Speaker: Yeah, I don't know if we want to put it on the air, but it's not racist. It's not racist. No, it's not. But it's it's it's it's a real lie. It tows the line. It does. It's no, no, don't know. It doesn't even tell the wife. I don't know.
Speaker: No, it doesn't even show the line. It's petty as fuck. And it's hilarious. That's why I like it. It's petty as fuck. Every time, every time, like I said, it makes him look like he's doing his O face, but it's also like a confused O face. Like, am I supposed to do this? Because every time it goes like this, it's like. You look like the guy that gets the fucking plastic surgery on fucking just go with it.
Speaker: It's just my sex life every time I come I'm confused. I don't know what's happening
Speaker: It's called the blood left your brain. It's because I have a huge spoiler alert. No, it's because it's because you have a small brain and a small penis and your butt can only go one way. Let's be honest. You're basically a caveman. No, Adam Sandler's even comedy special they did on Netflix are pretty good, too. You know,
Speaker: that that goddamn tribute that they did to Chris Farley and not the biggest fan. You guys know how I feel about Chris Farley. But but that but that that that show that they did for Chris Farley was was great. I understand. I mean, like whether you like somebody or not, you understand he has he has friends like brothers was important to and everything and to see all those guys up there doing their thing and to hear Adam
Speaker: In all seriousness, if the whole fat guy in a little coat thing that happens in Tommy Boy. That's actually something he used to do to David Spade, all the guys that shared an office on SNL.
Speaker: And they were like, we need to put this in a fucking movie. A lot of his characters, they've said that like, he just did like around the studio or when we would go to restaurants and shit like that. Like, this is just Chris being Chris. And then we just put it into skits. He almost got into a fistfight with David Spade over David Spade and Rob Lowe hanging out during Tommy Boy.
Speaker: because they went to a bar and Chris found out about it from Rob and he was like, he ended up calling Adam Sandler. He's like, I'm going to kick the shit out of David Spade. And he's like, he's like, Chris, think about this. David Spade will kick your ass.
Speaker: Can we just talk about how underrated David Spade really is? Yeah. Agreed. Agreed. 100%. Like, him and Chris Farley were so good together, but David Spade alone was really good as well. And Rob Snyder's the same way. Rob Snyder's the same way. Yeah. Dude, Big Stan. Big Stan is an excellent fucking movie. But Rob Snyder gets shit on because he's not Adam Sandler. And David Spade gets the same thing. Yeah. Starvis.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: or two of my favorite characters, but I love Patrick Warburton and everything. I do too. Family Guy, he is amazing in that. No, no, his best role is in Ted when he plays the guy and he's like, maybe I'm the entire gig fight club thing. No, when he played the tick was his best role. Yes. Or what was the movie that he was in with Tim Allen where they like, they're going to get into a fight.
Speaker: Oh, it's called, uh, it's called, uh, Jim Belushi. No, it's Joe, Joe, Joe somebody, Joe somebody. Excellent. And Jim Belushi is the fucking karate instructor. And the first thing he teaches Tim Allen is he kicks them in the nuts. Yeah. Hold on one second. Hold on one second. I have to, I have something for Brian. Thanks, Brian.
Speaker: Suck it, you little bitch. Bring your ass up here. Favorite Tim Allen movies. Oh, Tim Allen. Tim Allen. Ooh. I love the Santa Claus movies. The only thing I can think of when you say Tim Allen movies is Wild Hogs. Wild Hogs is hilarious, first of all.
Speaker: Well, Santa Claus movies were great. I loved all of them. Even the new ones. The series isn't bad. The series isn't bad. I haven't done it yet, so I'm hoping it's going to be good. It's cute.
Speaker: Yeah, the newest one was good. I loved it. All the Santa Claus movies are really good. I love Judge Reinhold. Judge Reinhold is fucking awesome. I love Jungle the Jungle, where you sit from the stepfather the whole time. Yeah. The whole time. It's fucking hilarious. I love I love in Jungle the Jungle, where he shoots the blow dart and it hits him in the foot. Oh, my God. I forgot about that. However, television, obviously, we know. Home Improvement.
Speaker: but last man standing is great because that son of a bitch does not hold back on his political views and i fucking love it man i'm like he's actually got a new show coming up with cat denning's oh does he really yep cat denning's is gonna be his estranged daughter
Speaker: Have you seen the have you seen the the **** in the one where he's he's like cleaning his **** old time musket, Civil War musket. Just like really you're doing that in the kitchen or in the living room. Yeah. With all the where all the kids can get to it. I was like yes because our seven year old is going to grab the musket. He's going to rip open the paper wad, pour the stuff down there and he's going to take the ramrod out. He's going to ram it down in there. Then he's going to shove another paper wad in there. Ram that down. Then he's going to take the ball.
Speaker: I love the episode where he teaching Boyd how to play dodgeball and they're rolling the ball at first and he's just like, good Lord, Eve, show him how. One of the best lines in the last man standing, his wife, his wife says, you know, Hillary Clinton used to be such, such, he's like, yeah, so God used to work for Satan, which, or Satan used to work for God. What's your point?
Speaker: And he just sits on the right.
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Speaker: Shake it up. Hold on. Did you guys know that Tim Allen before he got famous or started doing stand up drug dealer? He was once arrested in Detroit. Yeah. By in a in like a DA ATF style statement. Oh, they were drug dealer. I just looked it up. And the best Tim Allen movie, Galaxy Quest. Yeah. Yes. Oh, my God.
Speaker: I love that. I love that. It's not going to like it because he's not into that shit, but he is. You're missing out on big trouble. Was it was that was that the one with Sigourney Weaver? Yes, she was so hot in that movie.
Speaker: Richard Vipour. Richard Vipour is good as well. Except Richard Vipour is where him and his wife, he owns this big company and his accountant steals a bunch of money and he gets, he's running from tax evasion and he goes and hides out with the Amish. The only problem with it is it has Christie Alley in it. I cannot stand her. Oh, she's not that bad. RIP Christie Alley.
Speaker: I don't like her. I don't like her. I don't like you. She was pretty good in cheers though. That was the only thing she was good. I hated look who's talking because of her. Everybody says, Oh, she's so sexy. She's not sexy. She was either. Exactly. Same thing with scoring. We were not hot. She is calm down. Callux request.
Speaker: Oh yes, that is the only movie where I'm like, yeah, she could get it. Not that I had a chance, but. Typically, yeah. Like, like Courtney Weaver was always like, she's.
Speaker: Pretty lady like, you know, like she's not ugly, you know, but she's not I'm not gonna run across the room Like hey, how you doing? She has that badass appeal like like like the chick from resident evil Milia Jovanovitch Fifth element was her one of her best movies
Speaker: Well, like, Alyssa, she's probably into, like, Kevin James, because he did that one action movie where he was the MMA fighter. No, he did two. He did two. The other one was called the... Well, he did that one on Netflix, where he was, like, the writer. And everybody thought he was actually really assassin. It was cute. It was funny. It wasn't amazing. But here comes the boom. It was hilarious. I just want you guys to know, when I said that, Alyssa went... Here comes the boom was great.
Speaker: is a perfect movie. I love him. Oh, this is a huge him and grown ups was pretty good as well. Even even though you knew who who that role was originally right. If Chris Farley had lived, he still did a very good job. If Chris Farley would have lived, if Chris Farley would have lived, Kevin James would not have the career he has.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: the first one's good. The first one's funny because you don't see it coming. I mean, he's really good. He's only gotten grown ups and Chuck and Larry. Chuck and Larry's fucking great. No, he's Halloween. He was in that one. Yeah, he played a cop. He's Halloween. Yep.
Speaker: He's only done a couple, Adam Sandler. The one thing that I have to say about Chris Farley is you never got to see him in a movie where he could have that dramatic role. Where with Kevin James... Actually, I'm not going to disagree with you, but there is a small part in Tommy Boy.
Speaker: where he's talking about his dad, and he's on the boat, where he gets that little bit of dramatic, and you're like, wow, this is... Right, well, and that's right when the comedy comes back in. But in that scene, you're like, wow, Chris Farley got way more depth. Yeah, but Farley is... But they never touched on that in any movie he was in, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker: uh uh john belushi or is it john john yep john he's a he's a short fat guy who does physical comedy and that's his stick i don't think it works it does get old after a while i think he is a much better actor than john ever would have been oh definitely definitely because but that's the thing john belushi would have only played those roles where he's being a joke yeah
Speaker: where we would have only played a role where he was up a food. Well, I don't think so. I think he actually was signed on. He was actually supposed to be in cable guy before Jim Carrey was in it. He was supposed to. He actually had Shrek done when he died done. And he was also supposed to do him and David Spade were actually supposed to do a third movie together, but he did Beverly Hills Ninja, which
Speaker: I hate to say it killed Chris Farley's career. It killed it. Almost heroes didn't. I don't know. After the sixth time that I seen him throw himself through a table because he was a motivational speaker that was made out by the river killed his career, in my opinion. But I think him dying had a huge part to do with it, though. Yeah, yeah. I think Farley dying, Belushi dying.
Speaker: And I'm sorry, Jeff. I'm sorry, Jeff. I know you're going to get mad at me. Candy. Candy dying. Promoted them. Elevated their star bigger than it was ever going to be. Do no wrong.
Speaker: but in all honesty, John Candy's best role was Moose out front. Should I told you Park's close? Let's be honest. Great Outdoors was great. Outdoors is the greatest movie ever. Rascal Lampoon's where they kidnap him and make him go on. He shoots him in the leg with the BB gun or whatever. I won't even break the skin. You want to see? Yeah.
Speaker: Chevy Chase is one of those guys where there's a love -hate relationship with Chevy Chase. He's an asshole. Bletch. Well, Chevy Chase. Bill Murray. Not Bill Murray. The blonde hair guy. Stan Anchorage.
Speaker: Oh, Steve Martin. Steve Martin. Steve Martin and Martin Short. Martin Short. Martin Short. Those three. Three amigos. Yeah, those three. It's like it's I feel you, Jeff. It's like a love hate. Sometimes you love them. Sometimes you're just like, oh, really? You guys slipped an asshole. Yeah. Steve Martin and the jerk was so good. No, but like, if you watch what's that fucking movie, Clifford? That's the past. I love.
Speaker: I love John Liguzalo in the past. That movie, that movie is perfect. I'm blind. I'm blind. I also feel the same way about Chris Kattan. Agreed. Like, yeah, like, dude, I know I could, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and
Speaker: Oh, what's his fucking name? Goddammit. He dated a Kardashian. What's his fucking name? He dated a Kardashian. He dated Kate Beckinsale. He dated Ariana Grande. You're a little stoner than me. Oh, yeah. Pete Davidson.
Speaker: I'm telling you right now, if I ever meet Pete Davidson, I'm going to jail. I'm going to punch him in the face. I don't like him. I think he's funny. I'm honest. I think you're wrong. I think he's funny. Literally. I'm not saying he's not funny in bits. But if Pete Davidson is in a movie, I'm not watching it because the guy's annoying as fuck. Well, the only reason he got any credibility is when did he date a Kardashian?
Speaker: He dated Kim right after she divorced Kanye. There's a whole scene where she's like, honey, I'm going to take a shower and you want to join me? And he's like, fuck, yeah. They were literally on SNL doing an Aladdin skit while Kanye was in the crowd and they had to kiss during the skit. And Kanye said he's lucky she ain't my wife or I would have killed him.
Speaker: And that's why Kanye and Pete Davidson had their discourse on Twitter because he was calling them skeet. I'm sorry. If you're going to have a divorce, you need to have a divorce like Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. Where, you know, because that is the greatest divorce of all time. Because some people can't do that. She starts dating Ashton Kutcher? He's like, yeah, I'm cool. Whatever. And with Bruce Willis,
Speaker: he's another underrated fucking comp got funny guy you ever seen the movie blind date yep fuck that movie's funny the whole nine yards the whole ten yards
Speaker: Steven you and I were just talking about that not too long ago where he like smashes the dude's head off at the restaurant. I love in the whole 10 yards where they're in the bar drinking and he fucking he's like you're gonna take that down because Matthew Perry's character's building the fucking cocks or whatever and he's like I'll be back comes back runs in just dives over the thing and then they end up in bed together.
Speaker: the best part of the whole nine yards is Matthew Barry trying to leave and he can't work the sliding door. On a more serious note, speaking of Matthew Perry, did you guys have you guys heard the latest news and I'll bring it up again Wednesday?
Speaker: his death is now officially a criminal investigation. Yeah. I saw really? Yeah. They found, they found a ketamine ketamine is originally that the initial autopsy report, the toxicology toxicology report, um, didn't show anything, but now they released the official toxic and he had, and he had, um,
Speaker: Ketamine and another word that I can't pronounce, which is supposed to help wean you off of certain drugs or whatever. They officially ruled his death as drowning, coronary artery, some coronary disease or something like that. And then that lethal dose of drugs. And because he was taking ketamine,
Speaker: To help him with shit, but it was you can only get ketamine through a doctor, but the amount of ketamine he had in his system He had to get somewhere else. So now it's actually a full -on criminal investigation and they want to find out who supplied him with the ketamine Is that was the at the end of the day? That was one of the biggest Brennan Green guy we already discussed that was it methadone?
Speaker: No, he had no meth or fentanyl in his system. No, methadone is what you used to do. It was like Brioprofen or something like that. Oh, I'm looking enough because I couldn't think of methadone. It's Buprenorphine. Buprenorphine. Wow. It's spelled B -U -P -R -E -N -O -R -P -H -I -N -E.
Speaker: Because when I was telling her the story earlier, she and I was reading it and she was like, it's actually I was like, OK, I'm sorry, I'm stupid. But that's what she went to school for. She's got like a degree, weird ass drug names. Is she a pharmacist? What does she do? Matt is a bartender. So, yes, she's definitely a pharmacist. Matthew Perry and Chris Hurley are pretty good, too. Holy shit.
Speaker: Did you guys ever see that? Oh, my almost heroes. Yes. Well, Chris Farley, his last movie. Well, actually, no dirty jobs or dirty work with Norm McDonald was his last. Oh, really? Dirty jobs? That's already lying, not Farley. Also on a side note, he's still alive.
Speaker: Chris Farley's in dirty work. Dirty work. I don't know. He's the one that knows bit off. How much hell is already lying still alive? Yeah. The guy's nose literally fell off of his face because he's done so much cocaine.
Speaker: are already lying as one of those people that if, if you would have made, if you know, you know what blew my mind. I saw this on tick tock today. William Shatner is 93 years old. He dude looks like he's 60 is Lee majors still alive. No, he died several years back. Actually no, nevermind. No, I don't know. I was thinking of, uh, I was thinking of, uh,
Speaker: Uh, Emory, uh, the, the, the Emory. Yeah. He's 85 years old. I want to go see that fall guy movie, but there's so much fog is already out to buy. Yeah, it's already out. I've seen it on the, on peacock today when I was watching, uh, uh, King
Speaker: I want to ask Jarvis a question because I know you guys are not wrestling fans. I want to ask you this question specifically Jarvis as a wrestling fan. How do you feel about them rebranding King of the Ring to the King of the King, King and Queen of the Ring? Well, they have done that. They've done that a while now. Well, they've had the both, but I mean, they rebranded the paper. The paper view is now called.
Speaker: Yeah. I didn't watch it, but I heard Liv won, Morgan. I did watch it. I did watch it. It was actually, it was actually a pretty good pay -per -view. Liv did win. And then Dom confronted her before, during the free show and said, I'm going to be at ringside and make sure you don't win. She won because of Dom. Then of course,
Speaker: And for all you guys that have a chance, Liv Morgan is now single. Just saying. What's up Liv? How you doing girl? You ever gave me a spot?
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: OK, so I'm not going to spoil anything for you. Anybody who didn't watch, I don't have to talk anymore, so anybody. Oh, Jarvis messaged me and I'll see if I I got to remember my password. If I can share it with you, I'll share it with you. OK. Even if you get hit like what Netflix does, I'll I'll pay for I'll help pay for it. I don't care. He's like five bucks a month. I'm not worried about it. Oh, you do the ads, eh? Yeah, yeah, I don't do the premium. Oh, so many.
Speaker: you do the you do the ads hey my bad driver so i'm sorry my peacock's not good enough for you never mind i won't share with you i just i'm one of those people that i'll i'll pay the extra for yeah uh yeah no i they would add fall guy on it which i know they have uh the chucky tv series on there and now we're just waiting for confirmation if they're gonna do another season but yeah
Speaker: Peacock is just like Netflix to me now. It's like... So for like a random ass... And that's what I'm gonna call King of the Ring at this point. Just like a random filler pay -per -view. It was actually pretty good. Liv won. Obviously Bianca and Jay, they retained. And I love seeing those two together as a women's tag team.
Speaker: They're actually they they they're great man. They really compliment each other nicely Sammy Zane retain man The Alpha Academy's falling apart. It's going away. Well, yeah, they're gonna make Otis into a good guy again It's like yeah, we haven't seen that a 500 million the king of the ring final. I
Speaker: I'm surprised. I'm going to wait and see what happens. But there should be controversy because when Gunter pinned Randy Orton, Randy's Orton, like one of his shoulders was just fucking Matt. Yeah. I'm like that'll build up to another fight between them. So it's just like you. I mean, come on. We got it. We got to have a redo here. Like, you know, but it was a good match. It was really a good match. What other matches were there?
Speaker: Nia Jax won no big surprise there. She's finally going to get a push, maybe. Wow. Just let that fucking woman be what she is and a fucking one that hit her ass on the fucking corner and says, my whole, my whole. You know, love him or hate him. You got to give props to Logan Paul. Logan Paul is a performer. As long as they keep letting him do what he's doing, he's a hell of a heat magnet.
Speaker: but the fact that Cody had him beat with a 10 count and Tony and Cody stopped the 10 count and he said, no, I'm going to teach this bitch a lesson. I was like, Oh, Cody. Oh, yeah. Like, yeah, he really does. I love Cody as a champion. I love that. And again, sorry, Jeff. Sorry to our listeners. I'm a wrestling fan. I've been a wrestling fan my whole life. I love now that Vince is out and, and, and
Speaker: Trent and Triple H is really trying to right the wrong that Vince has done to the Rhodes family for years. And you know, Cody went away and Cody went away and he created a character, he developed himself
Speaker: He made a name for himself. I mean, the guy went crazy in Japan. The guy was in the Indies winning every fucking title under the sun. Then he goes and creates AEW. And he created it. And he walked away from it to come back to the WWE because Triple H said, we're going to make right. And I'm telling you, when Dustin's contract is up or whatever at AEW, it might not be very long, but he's going to come over.
Speaker: He's gonna show up in WWE with what he's been doing in AWS, not gonna be gold dust anymore because Triple H is Paul.
Speaker: He wants to, he wants to right the wrongs that Vince did to that family because that is wrestling royalty right there. You know, the funny thing about Dustin Rhodes is that it was another humbling thing that Vince did to him with Goldust. It was the same thing with Dusty Rhodes and polka dots. It was the humble him and Dusty put it, made it over. He made it over. And that's exactly what Dustin did with Goldust. I was, cause Nikki doesn't love wrestling.
Speaker: And she was he did with fucking Roddy Piper in that at WrestleMania 13 or whatever it was
Speaker: in that brawl like that was that was the gold dust character is a legendary WWE character and it was meant to bury it was meant to bury Dustin well because he is a big head because in WCW which I hate to say it to anyone that wants to shit on WCW but when Dustin was in WCW dusty was in WCW stinging all them
Speaker: you had stars. It's just, you didn't have people that could market Dustin Rhodes because he was the natural. I remember that. He'd come out with the cowboy hat and here comes a natural. Natural is his name. And that's what he should come back to the WWE as. Yeah. No, he, um, but he made that go cause the gold dust character iconic. And he had like that Piper met
Speaker: The run that he had with Booker T when they were doing that thing, the run that he had with the rush and Goldust was, all right, you want to humble me? You want to embarrass me? You want to fucking tarnish my family name?
Speaker: It's what they did with Cody was but they did the same thing with John Cena John Cena they did this whole fucking white rapper gimmick and John Cena company for almost 20 goddamn years He loved it John Cena loved doing the rapper gimmick and he wanted to bring it back a couple of times But Vince said no
Speaker: I don't think we'll see a Heelsina. I don't think we'll see that. No, I don't think we'll ever see a Heelsina. Triple H has kind of said, well, you know, it'd be up to John, but, you know, at the same time, it's kind of like turning Ricky Steamboat heel.
Speaker: Yeah, you could never turn Ricky the dragon heal dude when they did when he did the match with him Piper and Superfly against Chris Jericho at WrestleMania and Steamboat was the last one left and put on such a great performance Like they could have put the belt on him, but he re -injured himself at like the second one. I
Speaker: It's like, you know, some guys are really like, like, like Ric Flair has always been a great heel. You're supposed to hate him, but we all love him as a heel. His legacy. Ric Flair, Ric Flair, did you see him arguing with the bartender lately? Oh, Jeff. Hold on, Jeff. We'll stop talking about wrestling. You know who Ric Flair is. We did the card talk.
Speaker: We did the car talk and I joined in. You got to give me a give me a moment. I just have no reference. You know, you know who Rick Flair is, right? So there's a video that popped up. Was it down in Florida? I don't know. He was in a bar somewhere. He was in a bar somewhere, right? Rick Flair was drunk as shit. Yeah, he got cut off. Yeah, he got cut off. He was drunk as hell. Apparently he popped off. This bartender came over. He was like, hey, man, you know,
Speaker: You're done, blah, blah, blah. Rick Flair is basically doing the, you know, who the fuck I am. And he's all drunk and shit. And at one point, and at one point, Rick Flair was like, I'm going to leave a tip. Not for you, motherfucker, but Rick Flair is killing his own legacy. He really is. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Who's that guy? That is the president. It's an astronaut, you racist. Duke a number one. Shut up. That's my that's my baby brother right there. There he is. What's going on, man? How you doing? Undone and everything. Look at all sexy and shit.
Speaker: This Sunday will be a part of the undisputed reigning greatest podcast of all time
Speaker: Did did you guys see on the meme going around about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are like If a movie ever need to be remade and it and the quote goes down and it's misery Dude JLo is collecting ex -husbands
Speaker: like their fucking baseball cards at this point I have to say JLo I'm sorry but at the end of the day maybe you're the reason why people are yeah yes as Taylor Swift once said it's me I'm the problem JLo however JLo can get
Speaker: Oh fuck yeah. Especially back in the day. She can get it back in the day. Yesterday, tomorrow, I don't care. And if somebody has to get in line, I'm next. Jeff, Jeff, OK, this is for the whole panel. I'll fuck her up. I'm just saying. All right. Jennifer Lopez or Shakira? Lopez every day. JLo. Lopez every day. I can't believe JLo.
Speaker: Especially during that Super Bowl halftime that every most people got but heard about because they were dancing However, however JLo is what almost 60 and she looks fucking I think we should hear you better now rocky. You were real low. Oh, is that better? Oh
Speaker: Yeah, there we go. Okay. I made a bike adjustment for you. So that's better. What did you, who'd you say Shakira or JLo? JLo. I'm going to have to know what Shakira. Shakira was my butter half of my high school years. Oh, well, like I said, either one, I mean, A, none of us have a chance with any of them. Uh, number one, I just want to say, I just want to say. I would say that at all.
Speaker: Yeah, I just want to say, I just want to say Jenny's from the block and she needs this cop. When she did the song, I'm real. I'm a poet. I didn't even know it. Rocky has songs. Have you seen shotgun wedding yet? Yeah, it was a great movie. I like that movie. Jennifer Lopez and wedding dress and combat boots can totally get it. Her in monster in law was pretty good too when she's trying to fit in the dress. What about you, Alyssa?
Speaker: Jayla or Shakira? Yup, you got to pick one. Who's going to turn your lesbian? Besides Steven. I'll allow it. I'll allow it. Jeff, well played, sir. That was awesome. Cheers to you, brother. That was a good one. You know what? You know what? You know what? So who can get it? Who can get it, Alyssa? Jayla or Shakira?
Speaker: Just for you, good sir. Just for you. Come on, Alyssa, you gotta have an answer. Jayla or Shakira? Come on, we're putting you on the spot. Shakira. She said Shakira because then Jarvis has a chance at a three -way.
Speaker: I'll make sure both those hips don't lie if you know what I mean. To break it to you, but Shakir is about to cut you.
Speaker: Yeah. Shakira and Shakira. Watch, buddy. Shakira would be the one where it I'm sorry, but even if I would have a chance with her, I'm probably tapping out halfway through it. I got to say, you know, like I'm still not done. And no disrespect to Shakira because my girl said what I can't remember. My mountains, they may be small, but like, you know. Hey.
Speaker: You're not wrong, but yeah. Hey man, Jayla all day, man. Jayla all day for me. I'll be here. I'll be a future ex -husband. Jayla, what's up? I hear you're single. You like to collect their husbands. I like to collect Beyonce.
Speaker: I mean, I mean, in all honesty. In all honesty. You don't understand. Trust me. I think we need her word for it. In all honesty. I'll bring it up. I'll bring it up in conversation at this. And I'd be like, so we were talking about JLo.
Speaker: then that brings up a that brings up a question you know you've all heard of the you know i made the comment about Shakira cucking you
Speaker: Well, Jill, I feel like he's going to cut me and I'm going to be in the corner watching. But but tell me you don't want him. You don't want to miss out. You're like, hey, I'm here. Oh, yeah. Did I hold the camera on my left hand? Am I right or vice versa? I don't know. I'm sitting right here. I'm right here as I sit right now. I'm like, yeah, I like the guy with the balloon or the bag and not another teen movie.
Speaker: I'm watching JLo bang my fiance I mean But at the same time like I hate to say it in either one my wife having sex with Shakira I'm not losing out just by being in the corner like
Speaker: I'm in for that being a cuck on that. Yeah. But honestly, in all honesty, people, if you want to raise your hands, who honestly thought that the fucking Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck thing was going to last again? It wasn't going to work. I did when they got back together. I don't typically do celebrity couples and stuff like that. But I you know, I like JLo and Ben back in the day and.
Speaker: He's a he's a he's kind of a down -to -earth guy so it's like a win for the down -to -earth guys, you know Or Jennifer Lopez about Jennifer Lawrence
Speaker: Jennifer Lawrence, I guess you get thrown in there. I kind of, I stop paying attention as soon as I said Jennifer Love Hewitt, because then I started to imagine her love Hewitts and I was like, I'm out. Speaking of Jennifer Love Hewitt, did you know that I know what you did last summer is coming back with, uh, with, uh, Sarah Jess, uh, Sarah Michelle Prince, his wife and, uh,
Speaker: Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're, they're so cute. I love those too. And supposedly there's going to be another live action. I don't know if it's going to be like a movie for Scooby -Doo or if it's going to be a TV show, but supposedly Freddie prints Sarah Michelle Geller, maybe Matthew Lillard. Um, and the one who played Velma are supposedly in talks to come back. She's so hot. Right. Carderini or whatever her name is. Yeah. She could get it.
Speaker: Oh, well, up until they made this new HBO, Velma thing. Oh, yeah. With the Mindy Kaling or whatever. We're lesbian. Yeah. With the transfer. I don't know. But all the vellmas before that, even the cartoon vellmas, they get it. I would take Velma or Daphne any day of the week. I don't really care. I don't really care. He's fucking fresh.
Speaker: Yeah, I didn't really care for Sarah Michelle Geller as Daphne. I actually was really good as Daphne. I loved her. I thought that whole cast was actually really good. Matthew Willard as Shaggy now. That's a win. Perfect casting. Freddie Prinze as Fred. I thought they killed that whole cast. I think Freddie Prinze was great. I think Sarah Michelle was great. I learned that part only or whatever the last name is as Velma.
Speaker: Especially in the second one. I'll be right back boys. We gotta talk about dudes for a listen. Oh god, I already know this one. Channing Tatum.
Speaker: Oh, really? You know, I'm not mad at you for that. He sound like he or as Danny McBride once called them Channing Tate. Yum. I bet he'd be a really cool guy in real life. Like he'd be fun to hang out with. Yes. I want to go drink beer with him. And then if you want to say that later, you know, OK, fucking magic is what it is.
Speaker: I mean, do your magic might routine and then I'll make a decision. I mean, OK. How about this? You're you're in a bar and you can only go home with one Channing Tatum or a man himself. Ryan. Tom Brady. I'm taking Ryan Reynolds over. Ryan Reynolds. Oh, that's not fair. Oh, you're. No, no, no, no. The Joey answer is perfect for this. Put the two together.
Speaker: OK, Hugh Jackman, Hugh Jackman or Ryan Reynolds. I'm taking mine. Hugh Jackman. I want to hang out with Hugh Jackman. I do. I want to hang out. I got to have me and Alyssa actually. Tom Brady. He just magically appears. Tom Brady. He's the Beatle. He's the Beatle juice of fucking real life. He's got gay scenarios.
Speaker: I love in Ted 2 where they're trying to get Ted's wife knocked up and they go to Tom Brady's house and they're like oh my god. They're trying to jack him off and he's like what the hell are you doing? I'm eating your mouth. I feel it happens in Tom Brady a lot anyways.
Speaker: Oh, my God. I love when I love when he throws a fucking off the balcony. Yeah, it's like it was a perfect spiral. I think you have to answer the question. What? Five minutes, five minutes, five minutes. I didn't hear you. No, I hear you over talking to a Sasquatch.
Speaker: She's heard me back here talking about Tom Brady. She was like, let me go put some meat in his mouth. I had said I think the first time you'll hear that tonight. You said what, Alyssa? Jeff, Jeff, shut up. Alyssa's talking. I said, I think we need Nikki's answers to those questions too.
Speaker: Oh, definitely be right. We, we, we, we kidnapped her friend from PA this weekend, Mickey. So like I come home from work Thursday and we were kind of chitchat and I came in and did my dailies on call of duty. And she was like, I don't think she not has anything to do this weekend. I was like, okay, we'll go kidnap her just being, just making a joke. So she messaged you guys have seen, you guys have seen
Speaker: Shannan and I on the show when we've been in PA, because every time we go to PA, Shannan and I spend his old time with us. And Nikki comes back in and she's like, oh, by the way, I messaged Shannan and I, and she's making sure everything's good. And I'm going to drive to PA and I'll be back later. And this was Thursday night. So we were doing the men cam for men slash talking shit show. She literally left before the show started because Shannan and I had nothing to do. Her name's Shanna. We call her Shannan and I.
Speaker: Um, and she drove three hours to PA, picked her up and drove three hours back. And she's got to do the same thing Monday, uh, drive three hours there and drive three hours back to drop her off. But, um, so she's, she's got her here. They're out on the porch drinking, uh, margaritas and, and, and, and grill. And so trying to make her a girlfriend, but she don't like girls.
Speaker: She doesn't like me, she's the only girl. I'm sure you're factored in there somewhere. Trust me, she could climb this Sasquatch. However, we're a package deal, Nicky and I. Don't shake your head, you don't know nothing about this life, Jarvis. You ever been with two women at the same time, Jarvis? Nope.
Speaker: I think for tomorrow night's episode, I should introduce Rocky as the Duke of New York a number one.
Speaker: I don't get that. Why did you call him Duke of New York, A1? You've never seen fucking escape from New York? No. Yeah, I watched it one time and I was like... That's what Isaac Hayes has, the Duke of New York has, the President call him, A number one.
Speaker: Uh, Isaac Hayes is the Duke of New York, the bad guy. Donald Pleasance plays the president. Who's the main character? Kurt Russell, Snake Pliskin. Yeah, Michael Keaton. Yeah. I want to be off this network. That could be a range. Trust me, I've been thinking about it. No. Oh, shut up. Problem solved!
Speaker: I think she could do a better sports podcast than I could, but you know, there's no problem. She's the new and improved garbage. Can you listen? I'm not wrong with that. Can you do it? Hey, oh, hey, oh, it's a garbage. Can you do that? Come on. Let's do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Come on. Just try it. Go. Hey, oh, Jimmy. She. Oh, Jesus.
Speaker: I'm trying to do a podcast here. What's the matter with you, man? You have to go quiet your hair. I'm down there, Rocky. Yeah, I just have to make sure they're chilling out. Ladies, ladies, ladies. I'm doing a podcast, all right? Jay and Simon Bob are in the his air. You'll be back when I'm done, all right? Ladies, entertain yourself.
Speaker: I had to give him a man's voice. No way, Rocky. When you reach full sess, watch in, you'll get that deep, rough, that deep, rough voice. Yeah. It's easy. You smoke 14 packs of cigarettes a day and drink a lot of coffee. I won't drink coffee. Hey, hey, Rocky, give us your best, uh, Barry White impersonation. Barry White. Come on. He's like, I don't even know who Barry White is. Marvin Gaye?
Speaker: I'm trying to think of a full song. I know, I don't know a full song. I know I love the songs, but... Never gonna give you up? Sexual healing? Well, that was Marvin Gaye. That's an obvious one, but I don't - Let's get it on. That's the same, Jarvis. Jarvis is the same song. That's the same song, Jarvis. No, it's not. Let's get it on and sexual healing are two different songs. It's basically the same song.
Speaker: Oh yeah. You're right. You never, I see the musicians. I mean, it's two different songs, but it's basically the same song. Yeah. It's kind of like every sad love song. My voice to men is essentially the same song with a different title. And I love boys to men. I'm not shit. Not boys to men. Sorry. I wouldn't mind. I wouldn't, that would actually be pretty cool. If you've got them on their Friday night show, that'd be cool. Yeah. That's a big voice to me. Yeah.
Speaker: See me fucking fangirled out and lose my fucking mind. Dude, I would be on that show with you. And I'd be like, sing, make love to you. Yeah, dude. Boyz II Men is one of my favorite all -time R &B boy bands, whatever you want to call them. I know every song off of every album. I love Boyz II Men. Like, that would be great if I ever reached a status where I could have Boyz II Men on my show.
Speaker: If you want to sing end of the road to me, I will accept it. I won't say anything to anybody because I can't sing. I haven't heard that song and the only song you ever hear really is I'll Make Love To You because it's got to be almost in every fucking commercial nowadays. I'll Make Love To You, End of the Road, I'm Bended Knee,
Speaker: Motown Philly. Oh my God. They had a hit after hit after hit. Four seasons. Four seasons. It was at four seasons of lonely. Oh my God. Yeah, man. Oh man. I love Boyz II Men. Not first or technically second, but first album. I just, I was just confident. The first album was dope. It was really great. That's like on, that's like on Disney plus they have a, they just dropped a documentary on the beach boys.
Speaker: We're talking about the Boiseman. I can't think of a single band that I would know every song that they sing.
Speaker: Dude, I do a lot of bands that I know every, or artists. Garth Brooks, I know every song by Garth Brooks by heart. Okay, Garth Brooks, I can probably do. Okay, Clark Skinner, I know every one of your songs. Tupac, I know every damn Tupac song. No, you don't. I want to do that. I want to do that. That's so bad, bro. That's my number one favorite rapper of all time.
Speaker: I actually got to see Leonard Skinner. Yes, and I'm white. Yes, I'm white and it's not Eminem, but it is but I love but I don't know every Eminem song either.
Speaker: I do, however, know pretty much all of them songs. You know, I'm an Amazon for TikTok content of the the fast rap and Godzilla. Yeah. I know. Rap. I reached my limit of potential. That was it. Oh, I don't even know what I was saying. Well, Sharon, Sharon, Reba, I know all their shit.
Speaker: Uh, yeah, there's artists out there that I love and sing that song. You could, you could do that one, but I can do it. I'm actually singing that concert. Gypsies, tramps, and deep. Hold on, Alyssa. Who did you see in concert? Uh, Half Breed. I love Half Breed. Oh, yeah. I love Cher.
Speaker: half breed that one was that after her and uh sunny divorced or is that before i'm not 100 sure man that'd be funny and share was a pretty good one back there what's up glix like hey reba remember that little rock song yeah i'll take mine off if you take yours off
Speaker: I ain't rich, but. The song she did for Tremors was pretty good, too. Yeah, there's quite a few artists out there. Ario Speedwagon. I love Ario Speedwagon. I know there's. Travis. I don't know who Ario Speedwagon is. I can't fight this feeling anymore. Oh, I know that song, yeah. That's Ario Speedwagon. Ernie or Steve Perry. I love Steve Perry. Yeah. Steve Perry.
Speaker: Yeah, there's a lot of artists out there that what I like, I might not know it, like, if you say the name of the song, but if it starts playing, then I can. All right, let's go. Right. Click, click. I have an assignment for you. Oh, you could. I know you could find it. I declined.
Speaker: Yeah. As the creator, founder and owner of the nonsensical network, I decline your challenge. Let me ask Mark and Brian because it's their network. What is it? What is it? I'll just tease it. I'll just find a cover or have a cover made of the song heavy metal by Don Felder.
Speaker: Yeah. Hey, Rocky, can you do a cover of Don Tlder's heavy metal? Got a big, got a boom. Challenge accepted and defeated. I win. That's why I'm the champ. That's why I'm the champ. That's why Rocky and I are the tag team champs. And that's why Rocky is either continental champion. 24 seven champ.
Speaker: That's why he's my Shawn Michaels and I'm sure wait I Showed a list of that movie heavy metal Part is the Sun is when they're flying in the more part of it and the heavy metal song plays and
Speaker: Hey Jarvis, how many times did you masturbate to that movie in your life? Four times. Just say a lot. Just say a lot, because it's more than four. A lot. It's one. John, I will die on the hill, John Candy's best film ever. I agree. Definitely one of his best movies. I agree. I agree. Just because you hear his voice. Yeah. Is that what you masturbated to was John Candy's voice?
Speaker: because I'm going to make out with Tom Brady. Facts on facts. I've never seen heavy metal all the way through. It's definitely a movie. I can't get in. I can't get in. Parts are good of it. But other parts are kind of like too slow. And it's like they could have ended it so much earlier.
Speaker: I just can't get it animated. But me and Alyssa, we've actually are now on the Avengers Endgame. Oh, so are you on the first part or the second part? Endgame is the first part. Endgame? No. Endgame is the final. The final one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We just started Endgame, and when they play
Speaker: Dear Mr. Fantasy, in the beginning of that movie, oh my god, it hits so different hearing it in that type of context. Because you know shit's gonna hit the fan. Yeah. When they, when they play Mr. Brightside. Hey, baby! Yeah. Mr. Brightside. When they play Mr. Brightside, at the big house, you know shit's gonna hit the fan. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, we haven't seen the whole movie yet, so let's let's not spoil it. You're just I've I've seen it. Alyssa hasn't seen it. I was a reference. College football when they have home games for Michigan in the fourth quarter, you know how like every college team has like their song that they play? You know what theme song we could do for the football show? We could get a cover of it.
Speaker: but the Monday Night Football song by Hank Williams Jr. I'm gonna cover that will be hard. Are you ready for some football? Rocky, to answer your question, I think I can. Oh, this is gonna be great.
Speaker: So without giving away what Rocky sent me, when I sing along to songs, I think I do a pretty good job. So I think I can, but it's not coming off the top of my head by no means.
Speaker: I dabbled in that world and I played around in that world and I've embarrassed a couple people who thought they could. And I don't know how I did it other than the fact that I was super drunk. I feel like Glick's best singing is when he's in the shower drunk. Yeah. If it's given to me and I can't play around with it and figure out what I'm doing, I'm not very musically inclined, but I would give it a try. Okay.
Speaker: I'm still trying to wait until I get my, my, my job description. Cause you realize October's getting closer and closer. October's getting closer and closer. It's all right, man. It's going to happen. Don't worry.
Speaker: god july is getting closer and closer and two movies are in july you need my you need my deep sensual voice how you doing girl i'm gonna take them panties off i know they're already wet
Speaker: from sling blade with a black accent i like french fried taters and take their panties off
Speaker: I mean I I just I haven't seen in a while but man just now we're talking about it it's it's definitely a watch I'm here to kill you what's the number for the
Speaker: I reckon I'm gonna kill you with it. Oh, shit. What's the number for the paramedics or the police 911? Can they just hack some to death? Dwight Yoakum could be a bad ass bad guy. And my ex wife's grandma used to babysit Dwight Yoakum when he was a kid. What?
Speaker: And he's a country singer too. Well, I love Dwight Yoakum. I love Dwight Yoakum. Yeah, Dwight Yoakum is a good actor. He's a hell of a country singer. Yeah. My ex -wife, her great grandma and her grandma, they lived a couple of houses down from Dwight's family and his mom would drop him off and she would watch him when he was just a little guy, a little guy. A little Yoakum.
Speaker: Oh, I got your yokum right here, boy. Never mind. I'll go ahead and edit that out of the show. Why don't you go like Macho Man Randy Savage if he was a perp pedo? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Come here, little boy. Let me give you some free candy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I want to take you to the moon. I feel like people are already clipping that part of the show.
Speaker: The sky's the limit when you need my candy, little boy. Oh yeah, snap into my Slim Jim. I love to watch it. I think I feel like I do a really horrible macho man impersonation. I feel like it's horrible. I love to see everyone liked macho man and WWE. I liked them better in WCW.
Speaker: Even though he's injured a lot. One macho man. I just love macho man period. He was my favorite. I'm a macho man guy over Hulk Hogan. I don't like Hulk Hogan. Yeah. Hulk Hogan was a pretty much he'd hit you. He'd come back, hit you, drop the leg and it was done. Yeah. Who are you pinning with a fucking leg drop you twat? Ultimate warrior. He was definitely.
Speaker: He was another Hogan in a way though. Yeah, he was. He was another Egomaniac. Well, he was an Egomaniac. My top three, my top three, in no particular order, Stone Cold, Warrior, and Sting. My top five includes Macho Man and the Brooklyn Brawler. My top three baby faces, Ricky the Dragon Steamboat. Oh, just your top three of all time. Top three of all time? Yeah.
Speaker: Ooh. Macho man. Sting. Jesse, the body vinter because he's from Minnesota. No, no, I like Jesse. Jesse, the body wasn't bad, but by the time he got to WWF, he couldn't wrestle anymore because he got blood clots in his lungs. Dusty roads. Dusty roads. Yeah.
Speaker: What you got, right? Diamond Dallas. I don't know. See, for me, it really does depend, because I do like watching it for the entertainment factor, along with the athleticism. Yeah, I watch it for both. I think I'm going to hit you a little left field with this, but I'm going to go with, I'm going to go with, currently, Seth Rollins. Oh, yeah. Seth Rollins is talented.
Speaker: I'm gonna go with another left field one. Santino Morello. Oh. Oh, I love Santino. Dude, Santino is so great, man. Well, he was like, I don't know what you're saying, John Cena. I was like, we're laughing so hard about that. Santino used to make me laugh so much. And it was, but he was his sister, used to kill me. Oh, yeah. Santino.
Speaker: It's hard. It's hard between Santino and our truth. Both of those guys are. I love our truth. I love our truth. Our truth was like.
Speaker: John Cena is my favorite. I used to watch him grow up and our truth is older than John Cena. I love when he was in though. I love when he went to the Royal Rumble. I love that the Royal Rumble this year, he, or no, wasn't the Royal Rumble tag team match? No, where he's, he pretty much, he put his hand out. Like it was a regular tag team match for the Miz to tag him in for the hot tag. Yeah.
Speaker: that was great honorable mention honorable mention magnum ta oh yeah no no i love our truth i follow him on tiktok
Speaker: Yeah. He kills me. I love that dude. They've got a little Jimmy in the corner. Him and the miss together. Like I love the miss, even though he's technically a bad guy, but I love the list because he's so good at what he does. Like the miss is so good at what he does. He's great on the mic. He's great in the ring, but when they partner him in our truth up,
Speaker: So well, it was like the whole John Cena thing when they when they when they went up against it was it was a three on two and he was like, don't worry. I got I got this covered our partner. You can't see him in the business like Remember when our truth is going to be Brock Brock Lesnar Brock Lesnar is a crazy crazy like remember when
Speaker: Remember when our truth came down to the ring as a fucking Confederate in the Confederate And he's got stone cold looking at him with a beer going like what the fuck and he's like I want to secede from the Union Okay, let's talk daredevil then
Speaker: We're not talking wrestling as much as we're talking about characters, Jeffrey. And I think this is where you would like wrestling. If you actually watched wrestling, I think you would really like the characters and who they are and what they really like. Stone Cold. Jeff would have been a Stone Cold man. Stone Cold represented every, every, every like blue collar, just average Joe who wanted to kick his boss's ass and drank his ass off on the weekends. Like Jeff.
Speaker: Stone Cold would be your guy. He got the wolf his ass. He got the wolf his boss. Well, I didn't get his beat his ass, beat his boss's ass. But at one time when his boss was in the hospital, the man showed up. I don't want to rest because I have sex with women.
Speaker: Well, so do I, but I still watch it. So cold is the fact that he's actually that way in real life. Yeah, that's how he is in real life. He just drinks beer. You'll see him on TikTok too, and he's just out on the ranch drinking beer. He's on his ranch, working on his farm, driving on a four -wheeler, just drinking beer. He had a TikTok recently where he had one of his cats running around in the barn, and he named it Macho Man after Randy Savage.
Speaker: Yeah. I got to tell you what that broken skull. There's a, there's a podcast for you to check out Jeff. Broken skull is very good. Stone cold is a fantastic pot. That's a guy I would love to get on like, I would never imagine that either. You know, like I wouldn't think that that would even be a thing, but he's so good. And well, Jake, the snake Roberts has one now too.
Speaker: Jake the snake, Robert, stop it. I'm so over Jake the snake. I'm glad he's doing good. And I'm glad he's healthy again. Shout out to the next wife got married again. Yeah. Shout out to DDP for everything he's done to Jake or done for Jake and a lot of other, a lot of other people too. Oh, you're good. Yeah. I'm, I'm having serious connectivity issues.
Speaker: it's just it's too bad the demons still got scott hall though in the end stop your go swap your hamsters out for gerbils gerbils are bigger and stronger i might have to go put an anaconda in the cage with that gerbil and i bet you that motherfucker start running yeah there's an anaconda in rocky's pants so that's how he got that's how he got on the show i love the dead pool fucking
Speaker: picture he's got. Oh, Rocky's got to go check on his harem again. Back in your cage. Sorry to Rocky's lovely lady if she hears us talking. Now she knows. She feeds it.
Speaker: It's all jokes. Or is it? Well, it's all jokes on everyone else. I mean, it's the truth. She helps maintain the cages, doesn't she? Yeah, she does. Stockholm syndrome. Run! I need to switch into that. No way. Holy fuck, it's splinter. That is a small rat in New York.
Speaker: I'm just saying, when I, when I lived in Charleston, we have that we're bigger than that. They're called war frats. They come in on the cargo ships. I would start shooting 1000%. See, see every see during one of a, what the fuck news when everyone was talking about finding an alligator living in the sewer, it's like, so what they've been talking about that for years. Now, if you see four turtles and a rat doing martial arts, like you're going down there and taking a picture of it.
Speaker: Right. Yeah. You're you're shooting them. I'm burning that place down. Hell nah, man. Well, evidently, Alyssa is an arsonist. I like that. But that size? No way, man. You're getting shot like a human. You need a body mask. All right, Rocky. No. OK. Well, I just I just want to say something here real quick because I got a notification on Facebook and this popped up.
Speaker: So I don't know how well you guys can see this. I just want to say, dear UCLA, dear USC, dear Oregon, and oh yeah, Washington, who just got their fucking dicks handed to him, and the national championship by Michigan,
Speaker: you sons of bitches are in for a rude awakening because now you're in big 10 country. And it was also just brought up that UCLA USC and your other little fancy fucking college out there that plays in warm weather all year round. You guys have to play a combined like eight games in big 10 country in the winter.
Speaker: Yeah, let's go. Welcome to our house. I can't wait in Michigan being the big dog. I don't hate to be. I hate to be Johnny Homer. I need to be Johnny home team, but I hate to break it to you. Pack 12. Y 'all stacked your schedule against Michigan. And Coach Sharon is going to bust y 'all in the mouth real quick in a fucking hurry. Welcome to Big 10 country.
Speaker: We play football here. We're not from the east or the west coast where everything's all sunshine's transvestites and fucking liberals will punch you in the face just because you looked at this wrong. Well, I said what I said, and that even goes for Minnesota Golden Gophers who ain't shit. They're going to punch you right in your fucking cocksucker.
Speaker: I was about to say what the fuck my admin privileges go bye -bye
Speaker: No, because I tried dragging it the first time and it wouldn't go. And so I had to do it the second time and finally did. There we go. Oh, nice. Well, on that note, I think I'm done. No. It's great to be here. What's going on? Yeah. Garbage, we know you love you, but we are.
Speaker: I loved it when people were literally freaking out because me and Glick were fucking with the remove button yeah we're like stop doing that why are you being mean to each other and me and Glick fucking went on snapchat we're like let's keep fucking doing it just to piss people off
Speaker: No. Uh, maybe Jeff will be back. He is having, he's got a storm rolling in. Uh, you know, unfortunately his internet is fucking up. So maybe Jeff will be back. We'll see what happens.
Speaker: pushing on the wrestling issue, but I mean, I do kinda wanna know your top three underrated wrestlers. It's great to give homage to the greats, but there's a lot of new talent. That's why I mentioned Seth Rollins, because I mean, he's went through such a transformation just since his days in NXT. And so it's really nice to see. Anyone come to mind Jarvis?
Speaker: Ooh.
Speaker: because he was already in talks of winning the world title from Rick Flair when he had his car accident and little known fact for people that don't watch Dark Side of the Ring but the four horsemen actually
Speaker: found a way to get into Magnum TA's hospital bed, which back in the day with kayfabe, you couldn't do that because I was against the rules. And they actually took the heavyweight tie or the championship belt and put it on Magnum TA shoulder and says, you're a real world champion because they knew he couldn't come back and wrestle again. And him and Dusty Rhodes wearing masks as the boys was just top tier talent too.
Speaker: Right. Yeah, I agree. Another underrated guy. God. There's a lot. I think there's a lot of unutilized talent. Dr. D. Dave Schultz. I don't even know who that is. He was stone cold before stone cold. Oh.
Speaker: I mean, he didn't drink beer and beat the shit out of Vince McMahon, but his biggest claim to fame was that, uh, do you know a guy? He was a reporter back in the day and his name was John Stossel. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, Dr. D. Dave Schultz, John Stossel came into the WWE one time doing an expose on wrestling and Vince McMahon had told Dr. D. Dave Schultz to slap John Stossel if he said wrestling was fake. Well, John Stossel said, I believe wrestling is fake. So Dr. D says, Oh, you want to see fake?
Speaker: hit him once, right on the face, right by the ear, and then hit him again and said, does that look fake to you? And Vince kind of sold them down the river. What Dr. D. Dave Schultz was supposed to be, was supposed to be one of Hulk Hogan's opponents that he would work with a lot, kind of like what he did with Randy Savage, Roddy Piper, Andre, when Andre turned heel. Yeah, I think that
Speaker: I think that whole era, to be honest with you, was one of the best times to be a wrestling fan. Oh, definitely. Even though I wasn't around until the 90s, I honestly think, God, even Roddy Piper, even though he's a Hall of Famer and a legend, I still think he was underrated too because they never ever gave him a shot at winning a world title. And he was definitely a one that should have won a world title.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm just, yeah, I would also, I would also give an honor honorary mention to Owen Wilson. Owen, Owen Hart, you mean? Sorry, our Owen Hart. I'm, you're gonna have to give me a little. Me and me and Rock Lee, we could, we could party.
Speaker: Yeah. Anyway, he was gone too soon. I could see him raising to, I mean, definitely a world champion for sure. What a crazy accident. Just wild, wild. I would also like to say that I think that a current probably is going to be LA Knight.
Speaker: He, I mean, he's 40 years old, but he's been in WWE for a while, you know, like a good while, man. And like, he's just now getting a push. And I think it's way overdue, super overdue. He needs to have championship gold for sure. Well, not only him, but I'd have to go with CM Punk too. Oh yeah, CM Punk is something else. I mean, once they put in living colors, Colt, the personality on him,
Speaker: He just works so well. Especially the first time when he had not signed that money in the bank back in the summer of punk when he didn't sign and he was going to leave the company. And if he won the championship, he's going to leave the company that night even though we knew that was bullshit. He had already re -signed.
Speaker: And John Cena wins the title that they had to throw a quick like on Monday Night Raw between, which I think was stupid that they gave it to John Cena when Rey Mysterio had just fought the Miz that night and then had to fight John Cena after he had beaten the Miz and it was just like, really? And then you see John Cena holding the belt and all of a sudden you hear the
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Speaker: Oh, yeah. Be in that business and be a choir boy. Yeah, that's not gonna work, you know? No. Alyssa, I feel like we're leaving you out of this conversation. She doesn't watch wrestling. Oh, okay. Okay. She's watched a few old school wrestling with me. Did you do that out of pity?
Speaker: I feel like she does a lot of things with me out of pity. I mean, she married me. Oh man. No, you know what? I will also give props to
Speaker: What's that guy's name? Dolph Ziggler. I know it's an older myth. What is his actual name? I don't... Nick Nemeth, I think it is. Yeah, now Nick Nemeth. But Dolph Ziggler, yeah. Very underutilized. It actually made me... I remember actually getting this sort of emotion when he put his career on. You remember that match where he put his career on the line for a championship?
Speaker: dude when he lost and he like cried like that i was he looked like a kid that just had his lollipop taken away from him and he looked so sad bro he was like holy shit if he's acting that's crazy yeah that's some crazy stuff right there
Speaker: Well, and that's the thing with the right booking and all that you book something like that Which I think career matches are so overused now that you pretty much know when like it's like Oh, it's career versus title match. Well, you know who the person that puts the career on the line is gonna win Well, that's what was so great on it was he put his career on the line and he lost and
Speaker: Well, yeah, so it was it was an upset in the way of like what he's actually kicked out. He was gone for several weeks. And it was like it was a it was a good storyline for sure. And another underrated wrestler, even though, again, Hall of Famer Diamond Dallas Page. Yeah. Yeah. You know, he was in his late 30s right now. He was in his late 30s when he when he finally got that push, you know, and
Speaker: when NWO, they thought that he was going to join NWO, he put the shirt on, but then when he's hugging Scott Hall, doesn't let go, brings him into the diamond cutter, made man right there. And then of course him and his rivalry in the macho man, that was one of the best rivalries in WCW at that time. Yeah. What about ECW? Would you be a fan of that at all? Ooh.
Speaker: I love the program that Tommy Dreamer and Raven did. That was, that was good. Yeah. That was like a two year long field and the only time Tommy Dreamer ever won a match in that field was the time that Raven ended up leaving ECW to go to, I think it was WCW. Yeah. Remember when Bobby Boucher came in and the Butt Dogs came in and won the Boypin Bowl? Oh my God.
Speaker: The Rock Rock Lee Did you scare Jeff away is that what happened? No Jeff's internet has issues a storm I guess is rolling Yeah, you put in Strictor in there and they'll run like all south or right now
Speaker: I mean, you kind of are. You know, I'm not going to stop looking at that now the rest of the call. You. All I can think of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't you see blowing? He's blowing bubbles out of his mouth. No, to answer your question, I was trying to get all of my children down because my wife has a
Speaker: I can count the two. Yeah. What did you do to her mouth, Connor? For reasons. Yeah. No, she's 29, and she hasn't had her wisdom teeth taken out. Hmm. So she's having issues. Yeah, that explains why she has gnarly teeth, and she's needy. Well, that doesn't explain the neediness, but the gnarly teeth, I think, has a lot to do with where she grew up.
Speaker: There that feels better. You're just going to grow up. What is she from West Virginia? No, she grew up out in the country as pumpkin village area, literally like less than a thousand people strong, and they don't have like filtered fucking water out there. And I don't think she did a good job as a kid. Hey, bring your bitch ass up here. Yeah. Yeah. Keep your pepper in your pants, though, this time. Hey, man.
Speaker: You better go. You better go ask permission before you come up here. I don't know if you're allowed to hang out with the likes of us. We're nitwits, we're rip -raff, and our fans are knuckleheads. So, so, Glick. I think I took a shit. Oh, that explains it. Thanks for sharing, Glick. I thought you were going to say you were going to take a fireman rich.
Speaker: Well played, sir. Well played, sir. Cheers to you. For all the shit you want to talk about me, go fuck yourself, buddy. He doesn't talk about you. He talks about me in the network. Well played, though. Nonetheless, well played, sir. Nonetheless, well played, sir. No, I had to take Connor's kids to the swimming pool.
Speaker: The great thing about taking Carter's kids to the swimming pool, I got handicapped parking, so I got close parking. I borrowed his hangar. Oh.
Speaker: I don't know. You missed the conversation champ. We were just talking about underrated wrestlers and the differences between WCW and ECW.
Speaker: and which one you would call home. I preferably, like I said, I, I still stand with ECW. I was great under Paul Heyman. Uh, I, man, I wish they kept it going all these years. I'm not going to lie. Probably would be more towards leaning towards ECW versus three. I loved all three. You know, I grew up a wrestling fan. I've been watching wrestling my whole life. Um,
Speaker: I was a fan of all three during the Monday night wars. I didn't have a side. I'll be 100 % honest with you guys. I put back and forth because they run at the same time. I was going back from WWF and ECW or WCW, WCW.
Speaker: Mexican Brian in the house long time to see but but I got I gotta say man, you know ECW for what it was Paul Heyman Paul Heyman was and it's still great to this day. I had guys I Love Sabu. He's one of my favorites Yeah Fucking
Speaker: has Sandman Sandman. He's my number one. He's my number one ECW guy. That's my number one ECW guy. I love Sandman. He come out through the crowd. He was smoking a cigarette. He was drunk off of his ass. He wouldn't even be to the ring yet. And he was bleeding because he was smashing beer on his head. He had the kendo stick. I love.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: that had a criminal
Speaker: I love Raven Raven and then when they did the Ravens flock, that was that was really cool. Yeah. Hey, Chris. What's up, Chris? What? Did you buy the salt and pepper hair dye? I don't know why, but you're you're you're great way more prominent today. Yeah. Well, I always wear a bandana or wear a hat. Fair point.
Speaker: Yeah, stress from the job is bad choices of women. Hey, man, brother. Look at all my gray comes out. I got so much gray in my hair. A little gray patch right there, too. Ooh, what's everyone's dinner report? What's going on, buddy? Long time no see. How you been there? Little buddy. Dinner was hours ago. Dinner was at the beginning of the show. Yeah. It's working and then going to the gym.
Speaker: the the the the the the
Speaker: Yeah, I've just been studying all that because, you know, a lot of different, a lot of different valves, a lot of different pumps. So just kind of learning what is what. It's not very big. Oh, you get the Lego edition. Yeah. But, uh,
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: But yeah, so that's pretty much it, man. I mean, just study on that. Like I haven't been on anybody's deal. I mean, I'll jump on like being in the cheap seats for a little bit, but then go back to studying. You've been quiet for a hot minute, man. I seen you and Tony popped up about a week, two weeks back together. Yeah, briefly.
Speaker: Yeah, for a little bit. That was yeah, you you were kind of hanging out low key. It's good seeing you again, man. Yeah, I mean, I mean, I mean, because he was asked, he was like, Hey, can you hang out for a little bit? And I'm like, Yeah, I could take a break. For my brand, for my brand is. Yeah. The Asian side could only handle so much Mexican. You keep saying you're Asian, but you look 100 % Mexican.
Speaker: just because I'm neighbors of Mexico, really? Wow, profiler. There's nothing to do with where you live. You can live in Ohio, and I could meet you at Kroger's, and I'd be like, how come that guy's here? He's not Filipino, or Vietnamese, or whatever the hell he looks. He looks more like William Knifeman. No, I mean, if I walk there, if you ever saw him in Ohio, you'd be like, godly, hey, Mexico's down there, buddy. We're not a sanctuary city. Hey, pal. We're not a sanctuary city.
Speaker: Hey pal, you don't belong here. All right. Go on. I'll get going. I'll get you don't belong here. Far North aren't you? I mean, if I see Brian, if I see Brian in Ohio, that's going to make me some tacos. I could see Brian walking. I could see Brian walking. I want to see your meat bro. A bar in Ohio and Glick would be like, we don't like your condor round here.
Speaker: Actually, the fact that I know Brian, if I seen him in Ohio, would absolutely bring him back to my house and ask him to grill for me, because I know Brian. Actually, it might be a possibility, but it depends on when they offer me the start, when they actually give me a vision. No, because the Hall of Fame, Andre Johnson's getting inducted, and on top of that, Houston versus Chicago. So that would be a real good reason to go to Ohio.
Speaker: only about an hour and a half for me. Yeah. So, I mean, yeah, I mean, like, if, if they get like, say they call me like in June, you know, like mid June, just say, Hey, go ahead and get working. And it's like, okay, cool. I crack up, you know, save us some money. And then yeah, it is a good possibility that I could go out there, but they're trying to get, yeah. Cause uh, okay.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: it's not that it's not that it's not that it's not that it's not that it's not that it's not
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Speaker: the 10 is miserable disease at 14 on what is that 14 days on a 14 day off for a
Speaker: the the
Speaker: and it was just calling like it was, it was like Brady city or city of Brady cafe. And man, Alyssa, you're, you're like kind of toss out the conversation, but that is the best meatloaf I've ever had. My meat anytime. Wait, what? You've already loved my meat Jarvis. All right.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: and on top of that like with the month with the like after I pay my bills and everything I'm just gonna be saving up money and then keep my truck maintained so that way she'll last me a while but if that time comes it's like I already have money ready for another one another one yeah I forgot to give me a f -150 lariat go buy a Chevy and stop it
Speaker: Yeah, well, I will say this though. I will say this though. I don't like the Silverado look, but I do love the Sierra look. Yeah, the GMC's are nice. Yeah, I do love that look. I mean, you've seen the ultimates. I mean, they're a hundred thousand dollar truck, but have you seen the fucking Sierra ultimates? Yeah. The Denali ultimates. Oh my God, they're fucking hot.
Speaker: Yeah, even even like there was a truck on planet earth that I would stick my cock in it would be that we don't have anything for chocolate. Yeah. Hi, Nikki. Hey, Nikki. Should be back. I don't. Well, I guess tell her I actually it's too late. The liquor store.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, if not, if not the Raptor that are, if not, not the Raptor, but if not the Lariat, then I might go with the secondary, like the affordable Raptor, the F -150 Tremor. Oh, so much. They're actually very nice. I've seen a couple of them. Yeah, it's the affordable Raptor. Hey, Jeff's not here. Jeff has a problem with Raptors. I like the Ford Raptors. Again, I'm not a mechanic guy. Like I'm not going to hear it. I'm not going to break down anything, as we said at the beginning of the show, and that's go down the short again.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: I mean like with the rain with the Ranger I mean that I mean you do have a fan base of the Ranger now the maverick they're just mainly trying to get the younger it's for the younger crowd only feel efficiency blah blah blah if you don't want a car you still have a truck it's it's it's kind of like it's kind of like they remember those early 90s those Nissan what was it like the Nissan 5000 model truck you know the maverick is it's a coyote ugly
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: Most of our jokes are you talking about but uh, but now I mean Yeah, I mean like yeah, we're on the same page like if it looks cool like oh man, that's a nice ride She's already fucking hammer she's such a lightweight
Speaker: Yeah, I was I was the margarita mixed. It's OK to be a lightweight just because you're not an alcoholic doesn't make that a bad thing. She only drinks when I'm around. That's as as Nicki was last night. Nicki said that he said so she was talking to Sean and I about something. And she said, yeah, we're alcoholics. It was like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Definitely, Nicki, maybe not so much. She's just as bad as me.
Speaker: Yeah, every time every time I ask, what's up, Nikki? Doing Nikki every single time. He's like always said, oh, she's on the porch drinking. Oh, the difference between Nikki and I is I'm drinking 47 Miller lights and she's doing 15 shots of tequila. And I think tonight we're both walking out of wherever we may be.
Speaker: and happy as hell. So I mean, I'm going to take, I'm a beer guy. She grabbed the mango one, one drink and she's like, Nope, can't do it. You can grab.
Speaker: actually they're fucking gross every every time whoa whoa whoa whoa mangoes are great don't be just don't disrespect the product of thailand how dare you mango drinks taste the way sweaty armpits hey hey be friends with brian because he might be up here for hall of fame weekend and i told him that the hall seems like an hour and a half away and then he can come here and we could buy some really good meat
Speaker: It's got really good meat. He's got really good meat. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I have a question for Nikki. I have a question for Nikki. Licking the sweaty armpit, is that like a little kink? No, I said it tastes the way sweaty armpits smell. Mangoes, mangoes taste like the way B .O. smells. Her kink is sweaty balls. And passion fruit tastes the way your grandma's couch smelled in the 80s. Must be in perfume -y.
Speaker: Okay, there's some accuracy there. Oh my god, why do you have to go there, Nikki? Why? Now you're gonna go smell your couch. Why do you have to go there? I remember going to my grandma's place when she was still alive, and just every time we go and sit on the couch, it just smelled like fucking old people and fucking oversaturated perfume. And baby powder. And baby powder, yeah.
Speaker: And it's just like good fucking god. And god forbid if she had fucking plastic on the goddamn couch. It's only in the hood. Hey, bees, Nikki's right there. We gotta ask her. Tatum, Ryan Reynolds. I think she'd still take Ryan Reynolds. Oh, Ryan Reynolds every time. Channing Tatum's a good looking dude, but I'd take Ryan Reynolds over just about anybody.
Speaker: I take Ryan Reynolds over Jesus. You're fucking muted, genius. Oh, he's still talking to Nikki. He knows, genius. She's asking, or he is asking. I feel like Glick and fucking Nikki, when they walk out of the bar, Glick starts running towards the woods, and Nikki's like, where are you going? He's like, I've got to go see my Sasquatch brother. He's going home, bitch. He's fucking crying while he's running towards the fucking woods.
Speaker: Let's be honest. We don't want like the fucking picture though. Did you ever, did you ever go to Walmart and get that little Sasquatch t -shirt that I showed you? I want it. Dude. So, so down the road, down the road, uh, there's somebody on the side of their house and I swear to God, if I'm, I'm going to sit on a bitch one day, probably when I have a truck and I have a truck bed, it's going to fit in. It's one of those big like wooden silhouettes.
Speaker: Oh, my foot. And it's on the side of their house. And I'm like, you know, at two o 'clock in the morning, I feel that little bitch, but it won't fit in my equinox because goddamn thing is like nine and a half feet tall. That's the only bad thing with equinoxes. But if I had a truck. I could throw it in the bed of the truck and drive off and I will feel that son of a bitch one day.
Speaker: However, do you know how Home Depot at Halloween has those big 12 foot skeletons? Yeah. How about Nikki found online that you can order like a like an eight foot Sasquatch online. And it's like those skeletons you put them together. I want to get one of these. And I was like, here's my check. Here's my credit card.
Speaker: You know, like order that because we'll put it out front and we'll leave it out there all year round. We'll dress him up. The only just put it just put it in your living room. It'll be like a family reunion every day. The only bad thing is it's not my fault that your parents didn't love you.
Speaker: The only bad thing is like it's like super wasted. He goes like we could have been a family. Why do you have to get rid of me? Yeah, I wanted to build a snowman. Fucking Sasquatch going like, why did you love me? I'm out there at three o 'clock in the morning pouring my heart out to a Sasquatch statue.
Speaker: You abandoned me and Rocky, you son of a bitch! I needed you! I needed you! I mean, I'm kind of used to it. Go ahead. There's people standing outside on the fucking street. And overalls are the best things that are ever invented. Why Rocky and I needed him as a goddamn family? And you weren't there for us!
Speaker: They're out making commercials and making money and I'm stuck here in fucking Ohio. You don't think I want to be, you don't think I want a Jack's links commercial too? I didn't even look like one.
Speaker: And then I'm so desperate for money. I gotta be on my knees and pretend I'm an Ewok. I can't pretend to be an Ewok. I can't pretend to be an Ewok.
Speaker: Fuck you. Well, if you look on the bright side, if you are playing Ewok and you got Jeff there with you, at least you got a coach. You must see as he walks, you walk like this. I could keep ordering the fucking Sasquatch onesie from fucking Amazon walks into the podcast. I really do. Where the fuck is everyone? I swing animation.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: She had a cabin. There's like like all the big forces of Sasquatch show are filmed here in Ohio. Like we're in Sasquatch country. You know what I mean?
Speaker: Um, well, yeah, when my, when my oldest daughter, again, and I said it earlier tonight and I got to say it again, shout out to my oldest daughter. Congratulations to all the grads, all the graduates this year, but shout out to my oldest daughter, shout out to Austin. She graduated this year, not only from her high school, but from her vocational school. Yes. I cried before anybody asked. I held together during the ceremony, but.
Speaker: after the ceremony when she was out there in her cap and gown and she had her diploma and she had her certificate. I lost it. She lost it. My mean ass mental daughter made her cry and other people that were around us because they know this guy drunk asshole piece of shit with no heart, no feelings. They see me cry and they lost it.
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: this is one of those memories with her that you know I'll never forget for her fourth birthday my my big sister my order says I won't call her big because she's not big as she introduces me to everybody this is my baby big brother because I'm three times her size uh we went camping down in statsquatch country and and I had my
Speaker: I had my machete and she's just as big of an alcoholic as I am. And it was like midnight and we were going to go Sasquatch hunting. She was like, I'm here machete so we can go squash Sasquatch hunting. We went camping for my daughter's fourth birthday. But yeah, Ohio is Sasquatch country, man. All the videos, all the shows, they're always here. And they're always here.
Speaker: less than an hour from where I live. So, but, um, that was a good weekend. That was a good weekend and a good memory. God damn, where did the last 19 years go? Holy fuck. Yes, you are agreed. My little baby girls just graduated high school.
Speaker: God, if I would have been the one handing her a diploma, I would have been like, so is that your dad, the Sasquatch I keep hearing about? What's it like to be the first Sasquatch ever to have a, you know, diploma? I got my diploma. Thank you very much. You fucking piece of shit. Yeah, for sure. That's my fucking promise. Or ask a question like, so how did you feel when you got the call to be cast as Chewbacca's stunt double?
Speaker: How can't sit as Chewbacca's daughter? It's like, I mean, I mean, it's so cool, man. Star Wars Force Awakens and then the rise of Skywalker. I mean, how was that? My daughter is very pretty and she's not hairy like me, thank God. No, I'm like, so you never heard. Let's ask those questions for you. You know, at first I was a little offended, but
Speaker: But they gave me a beer. You got to take work where you work. It ain't easy being a squash. They gave you free beer, Glick, and you signed right. What's it? What's what unlimited beer? And you're like, I'm down. This should look like instead of paying you. That was great, Rock. We're going to give you unlimited beer.
Speaker: medium rare steaks and potatoes. And I said, you had me at medium rare, free beer and taters. What do I say?
Speaker: No, no, no, no. Boonie goo goo. What the fuck does goo goo mean, Gus? Gus, your wife's a Bigfoot. Because your fish, your sons dip their head in the water, fall out, fish in their mouth, and they go on booney goo goo. Every time your wife comes over,
Speaker: I'm in. I'm in. I'll be all right. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker: I have to redecorate the whole damn house, Gus. Your wife's a fucking Bigfoot, Gus. Yeah, there you go. It ain't easy swatching. Don't worry, Rocky. You'll reach your full Sasquatchian potential one day, and you'll understand. No, it's pretty easy Sasquatchian for me. It's pretty easy. I'll get up, comb one hair at a time.
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: the the
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Speaker: You're welcome. I know you remember you son of a bitch. He's a purposely like. Oh, well, yeah, briefly. I mean, we all do know that like it's the Crip Keeper. Oh, actually, no, actually, technically, I am a few months older than click. I hate. I was letting you get away with it, Brian. Brian, you are going to get away with the clean. But but my Asian side makes me look younger, so that makes him look old as fuck.
Speaker: Yeah. Squatch it in easy. Yeah. Squatch it in easy. The Squatch father. I got, I got, I got, I got, I got my Mexican brother down there in Texas. My black brother up there. Both of them got them jeans that make them look younger than what they are. Fuck. I thought, I thought Rocky was honestly going to tell us. He was like, I'm like 55.
Speaker: this cat looks like he's like he's twenty -five. He's on some **** is only twenty -seven god damn years old. Who right? And there's. Let's go. Let's go. And then there's little baby Connor. Yes. Yes. Yes. That's okay. There's a man here in his 20s that isn't me. Little. Yes. Five
Speaker: Not old enough That was that was really good that kind of caught me off guard right I like I look old because I've lived Okay, you look You look old cuz you look your age
Speaker: Good luck is going to be one of those people. There's a lot of me like, hey, does this suit make me look fat? And then Connor's going to be like, no, your face, but your face does. Oh, yeah, cut. Connor has no room calling anybody fat. Actually, I weigh less than you, you prick. Well, you're over there. Yeah, I was really a little man. Dear. You're looking at nobody. Way to go ahead. There you go.
Speaker: I'm in the direction of your microphone. I feel like every time Glick sits down for dinner, for Thanksgiving dinner, he's like, dear five pound baby Connor. Oh, dude, I was nine pounds. I was a thick boy. I was a heavy baby.
Speaker: Jarvis every time I sit down I go oh And then you hear my back is too big for me I'm just gonna stand Back down on it boy back down on it Okay calm down let's be honest
Speaker: Let's let's all calm down. Put your put your weapons away. It'll be fine. Every time I say weapons. Hunter, you better be careful. We've already established you as a special needs. You're going to stab yourself. Whoa, what the fuck? Oh, my God. Whoa. Holy fucking shit. What in the whodini? Hold on. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. You guys got to see this.
Speaker: Okay. She's wearing my hoodie. It comes down to almost her knees. Wow. Hey, if you ever need a dress, you know, you know, one of his hoodies would work out perfectly perfectly. Yeah. I know. I'm getting my phone. I'm so drunk right now. Well, I suggest you drink more. Glick, do you wear two X or three X? My hoodies are three X. What? No, just regular shirts.
Speaker: 1x2 or x3? Well, technically. I'll be honest if you're honest. No, no, no. In all honesty, my technically my giant fat disgusting worthless piece of shit ass should be wearing 3x t -shirts right now.
Speaker: but I still try to squeeze into my two exes and I like before I put them on I do so I like put them on arm stretch. Yeah, you do the belly check the belly check. Like you put your arms up in here and if your belly shows you're like nope it's too small. Why do I feel like Glick every time you go to like some resort where there's like looking women around you go like this you're like
Speaker: Where's the gym at? I mean, I mean like I've even looked into it I even looked into it but like the advertisers you see on YouTube the true classic teas
Speaker: I'm like, yeah, let's do it. Yeah, no, I'll be honest. I should be wearing three ex t -shirts, but, uh, you know, uh, I, but, but it's, it's different now. Like I'm, I'm, I'm over 300 pounds now, but it's like a different 300 pounds. You know what I mean? So some of my shirts were when I was over 300 bill or three bills I bought.
Speaker: because I was like a solid three bills and when I wore them, then they look good. Now I wear them, they just look bad. But however, I've always got three X hoodies because my problem is, is much like I've said before, I'm built like a silverback gorilla. So I'm no legs, all torso. So like my shoulders, my shoulders and everything is, it's all massive. My neck is fucking stupid. The size of my neck is stupid. Even when I'm,
Speaker: So I've always bought 3X hoodies. I'm in 2X's right now. I used to be all the way down to mediums when I was in Korea. I haven't worn a medium since I was six months old. I wore a medium while I was in Korea. You're gonna have to pick me up when I come out there. I'm feeling real self -conscious right now.
Speaker: I'm talking about like in regards to you guys in size, like that's crazy. I'm talking about like, I mean, in all honesty, in all honesty, I mean, I mean,
Speaker: Yeah, you can pick me up, bro. I'm over 300 pounds right now. I'm over 300 pounds, right? I'm not sucking it in. I can push it out and go. Yeah. See, I'm all good. I'm all good.
Speaker: I'm all beer gut, dude. None of my fat goes to my legs or my fucking, or like the rest of my body. It goes to my titties and my belly. Dude, you got nice titties. Dude, I got knockers, bro. He looks like Adam Sandler. Oh, yeah. He's got the... Wow, he's got the Ben Stiller titties from Dodgeball.
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: Yeah, I've I've worked with guys. It was lighter than me. You're not a part of it. You're not a part of the fat person conversation. You can stay quiet at this portion. It's me, Brian and Glick. It's the patties. Tickle biddies. All right. Stay out of this.
Speaker: I'm proportioned. I'm proportioned well because like I've worked with guys who, who were like six inches shorter than me. But look three times. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, we're gonna let Connor - Why do I - Why do I picture you guys from fucking, uh, uh, Family Guy episode where - What? What has happened? Where - Where Lois is, uh, Lois's brother's killing all the fat people on fucking Family Guy. Lois has a brother? Yeah. It was like for one episode. What the fuck is going on? Damn, why are you doing that? I have no idea. Whoa, what happened? Who's there in there? What are you doing, Rockly?
Speaker: I didn't do anything. I swear to God, if Rockley has admin privileges and he's doing this, I'm going to be pissed. I don't have admin privileges. I don't have admin. And I was here, look, before the show was a show, I was helping him develop it. And I still don't have admin privileges. Where did he go? He dropped and then you dropped. I was waiting for like everybody.
Speaker: but he's there. There you go. I wonder what happened. You know, I had to go put my wiener in my hand. Oh, OK. That's fair. But what happened to me then? You're right there. No, it's it. No, it dropped. Yeah. Yeah. It dropped right. I didn't fucking touch anything. Oh, listen, I want to be bottom rock. Are you going to be rocks bottom?
Speaker: I want to be rocks bottom. Rock bottom. Okay. Well, now we got that. Now we got the. Jarvis Jarvis. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: Connor, why would those glasses do you look like Austin Powers? Yeah baby. At what point did Austin Powers ever have a thick five o 'clock shadow?
Speaker: Hey, by the way, the beard coming back, man. It's going to take at least four months. It took me about four months to start growing it out and get it to being past that only just two inches and just being able to get it longer down at the bottom. So it's going to take a while. I just said Connor with the beard. I do grow a good beard. What'd you say, Steven? I said you with the beard? I'm for it.
Speaker: I don't like that I shaved it. I hated the fact that I had to. I was hoping during the process that I could just shave like half of it off. So I get like the lotion and shit down to the chin when I had my rash. But it's gone away now. I haven't had any issues. I've been trying to take care of my skin on my face. You know, Rach's been helping me out with good product. Nice organic.
Speaker: Nice organic. Yeah. Yeah. You give me some of that wood. And cream. Cream. No. Rock's got a good pump, a good product that's pump action. Just right on there. It's good. Directly in. I love it. It takes two hands. It takes two. So you kind of got to get it in there. And then you let them in.
Speaker: and exfoliated like there's no tomorrow I don't know if they heard you but that was fucking funny Connor don't forget to use the loose
Speaker: Oh my God. We don't do the fire starter here. No, that is a no go. By the way, that is about the proper girth for rock. How long did it take you to grow out your beard as long as you got it? Not long. Not long. In all honesty, just a couple of months. But I keep my trim to a certain length. So I mean, in all honesty, mine should be
Speaker: down to my knees at the end of the day but I keep it trimmed to a certain length. Uh I go to my barber. He edges me all up. He cleans me up and uh I bet he does. He edges you. Yeah, he does. Wow. We are all in the same hot space, bro. Yeah. By the way, that was that was a fist pump. Not not white power. We're we're on there. I'm sorry. Come down here. Yeah. Okay. He he edges me and then I come home and watch EDM
Speaker: Fuck yeah, wait till his new song drops. Yeah, Rocky. Yeah, you want to fucking dance with me? I don't want to dance with you, Glick.
Speaker: You know, I want to have to take a photo of picking me up when I get out there. You have to do it because I didn't realize you're that that big. I was like, you know, I'm only fucking six to I like I'm only six hours over me, man. I'll still be looking up like I'm not that big. I'm only literally I'm only six to at the end of the day. I'm not that big. Right. On that mountain. I'm five.
Speaker: You said what? Five, seven. Oh, okay. Usually not that much smaller than Jeff. Well, I used to be six, two, now I'm six, one and a half. Hey, you both are for - How do you lose a half inch? Surgery. Yeah, you didn't know that - I genuinely got you to recommend surgery. And a list is more like - Here's the crazy thing. Here's the crazy thing.
Speaker: I legitimately don't think I'm that big. I don't think I'm that big until I see pictures of it. You're actually really, you're tuning in. We're not talking about my pecker. Well, I understand that. Trust me, I know that. I don't think I'm that big. I'm only six too. However, a former friend of mine, he was like six nine or something like that.
Speaker: And then him and I were standing beside each other and there's a picture of us and I'm like, I know he's a big dude, but he's also still kind of small standing beside me because I'm high and wait, like, like I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm big everywhere. Yeah. Except for my pecker.
Speaker: Yeah, it's really hard when the rest of you guys know. Is that when it's hard? I see pictures of me with like my kids or my friends or my sisters, and it's just like. Yeah, you're a giant. Over come from like my family, like my family. I know everybody in my my my family down messy.
Speaker: And after I become full Sasquatch, you know, I was I was I was maybe I don't know if you'll get it I was six I was I was as big as I am when I was 12 years old. I was six to twelve years old. So what you have? Actually, the based off the doctors and stuff like that, they thought I would get very close to seven foot or hit seven foot. However, I was allergic to poison ivy.
Speaker: Uh, like, like deathly allergic to poison ivy. I almost, I almost died like three times because of poison ivy. Uh, but they really, then they started, I started getting the shots, uh, every, every spring and the shots I got basically was two of them were like straight up steroids. And then the other, the other one was like, was like an anti allergen or whatever. So it like, I, I stopped growing. So, I mean, again.
Speaker: When I was like 12, I lived in the hood and I'm a six foot two, 12 year old fucking monster white kid. And that's why I had to go live with my dad because people had issues with, Hey, I'm white. And that was, that was the biggest issue. But I also learned very fast and very quick that I'm bigger than most people, even though I didn't want to fight anybody. Cause I was like a gentle giant. You know what I mean? I was like a gentle, like a big old teddy bear.
Speaker: My cousin sat me down one day and smacked me in the face a couple times and she was like, do you realize how big and strong you are, you fucking idiot? Stop letting these answers bully you. And then once I learned that, I don't have to let people bully you because of my size and my strength. And then there was issues that arise that I had to go live with my dad, which was great, which was great.
Speaker: Not the greatest dad in the world, not the greatest stepmom in the world, but nonetheless, it was, it was great for me because in all honesty, had I not been forced to go live with my dad, I probably wouldn't be here today at the end of the day because the path I was heading down nonetheless. But, uh, but yeah, I mean, yeah, they, they projected me to be close to seven foot tall the way that I was growing. But I think it was, and I said, you know, my doctors told me was,
Speaker: you know, the shots that you're taking to counteract your poison ivy, it, it stunted my growth. And I'm like, I'm six foot two. Is my growth really stunted at the end of the day? So I would love to be six too. That'd be nice, man. I'll take that. Oh, like there's two.
Speaker: it's not like there's anything special about it other than the fact that there's nothing special about it other than old ladies think you're a goddamn superhero at the grocery store because I didn't feel like I can reach that can of
Speaker: with my fucking cane. So yeah, you see, so if that happens at the store, that happens at the store, they see, they're like, yay, you're the one that helped Han Solo. That was a terrible letter. What was you, what was you saying? You said that, what was you saying? I said, I was, I was at Home Depot the other day with my fucking cane. Literally just walking around trying, trying to fucking make it.
Speaker: And this lady asked, she's like, can you grab me those flowers off that top shelf? I was like, I can fucking try. Use the cane dipshit. Yeah, use the cane to get the fucking flowers down, you jackass. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I got an important question. Now that knowing that you're 6 '2", how tall is Mickey? Hey!
Speaker: Oh, I think she's right. You don't know your fiance's height. She's 5 '8", 5 '8". My wife is 5 '2". My ex -wife went in the opposite direction. My ex -wife, the kids' mom, she was 4 '11", put on a good day.
Speaker: all three of the kids are taller than her. Austin is currently the tallest, my oldest one. However, my son... I love that fucking kid. God, that's my little... Is he a grown -up? I love all my kids. So you're gonna take him to go to SummerSlam? Yeah, that's my dude. He's almost taller than his sister. He's taller than his mom. And he's only 10.
Speaker: Fuck you, Brian. And I was more famous than yeah, I would I would have loved to take in cash because cash is a huge wrestler fan. But I mean, the cheapest tickets I could find were like six hundred dollars a piece. Jesus. Yeah. Just to go to a fucking twins games, two hundred and some dollars.
Speaker: are you are you are you are you are you are you are you are you are you are you
Speaker: Dude, my seven -year -old wears the same size shoe as my wife. Oh, no. He wears a size eight moon.
Speaker: The smaller the better Hold on hold on everyone
Speaker: Sonana Na, who is like four inches shorter and half her size. Don't stand next to Nikki. Don't stand next to Nikki.
Speaker: God damn, bro. That's crazy. So your hair is helping. Dude, I don't know. You don't even have to spot down to to get that way. Like I got a spot and shit to get mine. I got to stop at the airport with me picking him up and holding him. But wait, Connor, you're you're like six foot something.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm six foot two. Well, six foot one, six foot one. Fuck you. I've got a fucking, I've got no back. Get it right. It's really fucking bad. She just snorted.
Speaker: You should see the other woman that she beat the hell out of with them
Speaker: Hey, hey, hey, hey. I want to do the Mr. and Mrs. Smith reenactment. Just, you know, keep it private. Yeah, she picked a fight with the curve. Sometimes there's a hard reset on facts on facts. And she eats shit last, but not last December. No, it was last October. Two December's ago, she ate shit outside of a Sheets gas station. Yeah. Last October.
Speaker: I ate shit while we were running for the Uber in the rain. Yeah. Well, we went to see Jason and then last Sunday she ate shit on the playground here at the complex. Stop. Stop eating shit. Shit doesn't taste good. Yeah, that's my advice. She's like, ah, this person had cashews. Would you chill on the high court diet?
Speaker: I know you want to increase your fiber intake, but damn. When Nikki goes to eat that, she gives a whole new meaning of it. Please don't ever try to eat my ass. I know the deal. Corn before you eat. Trust me, baby, the failure is mutual.
Speaker: I do not eat the booby like groceries. I could see fucking Glick be like, hey, baby, every Sasquatch ass before. Yeah, no, no, trust me. You're going to need a fucking lieutenant to get through this. You know, I will say this. I won't I won't do it. I won't do our sexual relations. One thing that is does not happen and will not happen is neither one of our faces near neither one of our assholes.
Speaker: the the the the the the the
Speaker: And with Connor for a conspiracy. This isn't a conspiracy, this is live in action news. We just found out from the source that Glick does in fact eat ass. Glick, so ma 'am, let's go over to Glick and see what he has to say about that. Hey ma 'am, how does it feel to have your asshole eaten out by a Sasquatch?
Speaker: You heard it here for her first folks, Lick Eats Ass
Speaker: I am. Honestly, it probably feels fucking amazing. I'm going to be honest. Probably feels amazing. Hey, if I was going to eat. Yeah, Connor. Yeah, man. Why does it feel like a wire brush? No way. Think about it. Think about it. Brian, would you rather have a finger in your ass? A really hard pony finger. Yeah, why does it feel like a wire brush?
Speaker: I would have remembered you have steel wool on your tongue, dude. What's going on, man? I would. I was so foolish. I never eat her ass. Gee, that's like three grit sandpaper. What the hell? I don't think I've ever stuck my tongue in it.
Speaker: Thanks for going quiet, everybody. You're welcome. I was on the same page, too. I was like, if it was on the same page, everyone got it. It was like, yep.
Speaker: My current event story is for Wednesday night. That motherfucker don't even show up on Wednesday nights anymore. Rock Lee's gonna show up on Wednesday night. Rock Lee, what's the weather like over in Chris Neck of the Woods? It must be, it tastes like cheese. It's shit -tastic. There's corn in this weather.
Speaker: I was about to dip out. I'm starting to get really sleepy. I didn't have enough beers to get drunk, but I've had enough beers to get drunk. No, I quit. You're in charge. I quit. Well, that's tough. If you're putting me in charge, we're about to go to break because I got to piss like a fucking racehorse, dude. Me too. I took a shit and I didn't even take a break.
Speaker: Well, yeah, see, that's the difference between you and me. I like to take breaks every hour or so. You like to take breaks for the first hour and a half, maybe two hours, and then you stop taking breaks from the next four until the end of the six hour time limit. Let me, let me disrupt everybody's fantastic conversation to play music.
Speaker: Let's go. We were talking about you eating ass, dude. Like, are you sure you don't want to go to break, maybe reset this? I feel like it's showing off the cliff a while ago. I don't recall this whole session happening. OK. I'm going to take a serious conversation. This is the jump the shark episode of Nonsense Go Nonsense. BRB. What do you mean? That happens every show.
Speaker: This is Glick talking to Rock Lee when they're talking about being a Sasquatch. You just learned about your heritage. I was born with the heritage! You didn't know you were a full Sasquatch, you... Oh, good fuck. Oh, Kyle Jarvis! Oh, God, you had it!
Speaker: You didn't know the bullshit you got? Fuckin' it. Ask Squatchian. Ask Squatchian until you are older, boy. Oh, man. I wasn't even going to say, wow, you had it, man. You were killing it. I wasn't even going to make fun of your terrible Bane impersonation. Hey, you know what? I can do a good thing. It's OK. It's OK.
Speaker: You know what? Props to you. You know what? Cheers to you, man. You had the option to go for it and you went for it and he had a hiccup and he didn't let it die. Congratulations, man. I love this. Glorious. Yes. Oh, man. Oh, man. I miss that dude, man. That was under regular motherfucker.
Speaker: calm down calm down calm down and let me show the ladies a real man now play my music i'm gonna start a count of how many times you get back to wrestling
Speaker: My wife actually met him when she used to work at UPS But she didn't know who he was because he's born and raised and lives in Forest Lake Minnesota spoiler alert. I would love to do a wrestling show. I'm just saying I
Speaker: I wish she would have known who he was because if she would have called me, I'd have been like, hey, so that's that's where that's where that's where that's where I that's where I drop men camp from in and I'm no longer doing men camp for men. And then I create a new show and it's a wrestling show. It's like you're hosting like five shows a week. What are you going to do now that you're not you know that you dropped one show? I don't know. Create a new one and do that.
Speaker: I find the right people and I create the mold and I find the right people who can carry on with that. I just honestly, I just realized Rocky's background. He is the master of toilets.
Speaker: I honestly think I could get Connor ready to host Monday nights. I think he's there. I think he's there.
Speaker: You guys did a really good job Monday night. I think that's what I'll do. I will create shows and host them for a minute and then I will slowly see myself out of the door and it'll get to the point. We'll have a bunch of fucking amazing shows and a bunch of amazing hosts.
Speaker: You know, there's a certain guy in here that I keep calling a Mexican that he was given the rain platform in the rain spot could do a really fantastic. Why the hell am I turning into Jesse, the body Ventura?
Speaker: You're going macho man You could be a certain guy here
Speaker: that I think would do a really fantastic job on Sunday mornings. Yeah, me too, Connor. Some of us stick to our jobs and don't use it as an excuse. Yeah. Yeah. Sunday mornings, football, fantasy football, he would do a really great job. But I feel like I would initiate it. Shut up, Connor.
Speaker: Nobody fucking likes you, bro. I don't know. You know, Glick, I think, you know, instead of a football show, I could do a wrestling show. Wrestling shows. That's pretty sick. I mean, you know what?
Speaker: I want to do a sports show because I know that's what you want to do for like a job. I wanted you to start doing a sports show and like an actual sports show where you encompass all sports. But yeah, but I could do a really good fucking wrestling show. Do a really good wrestling show. Brian could do a really good football show. You just got to get rid of some dead weight. Yeah. And I could I could even help him with that one.
Speaker: I get out of that. As I said, this this coming football season, I will be doing a fantasy slash NFL show in the morning. Good God, Connor. Are you going to show him the quarter trick? Can I load the can I load the cannon? We have if you're going to show him, we have to do it right, Connor. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, if we're going to show him, we have to do it right.
Speaker: I have to I have to teach him the ways on how to load said cannon We can't just let him go in there willy -nilly. He's gonna hurt. He's gonna hurt you The original team Ramrod No, dude, if you want to do a wrestling show do a wrestling show man
Speaker: I think sports or wrestling would be right up your alley. You get away from the movie stuff and you really get to you really get to fucking shine, man. At the end of the day, you really get to shine. You really get to do your thing. And now that you do bad job at the movie shows and stuff like that, you do. We already have people that do that, though. But but you get to really thoroughly fucking shine. And I was doing sports for you because I know that's what you want to do for for on the radio. I'm like,
Speaker: terrestrial radial But I mean even if it was just me doing something like NFL UFL whatever that would be I I am gonna do I want to do a solely dedicated football fantasy football show on Sundays this football season and
Speaker: If you decide to go I want you I want you to I want you to do all sports man I want you to do all sports even tennis golf of the Olympics man the Olympics are right around the corner TMI Connor TMI Yeah, I mean like the Olympics will be really really cool to cover I mean cuz Not them. I mean you do have a fan base, but it's not as mainstream as they would like it to be but
Speaker: the the
Speaker: That's all Brian this a million times giving a legitimate chance putting on a legitimate show put on a legitimate platform Brian will fucking blow up I know that's what I did like with what Haps and blab Yeah, and Jarvis. I want to do sports you guys together could be something amazing
Speaker: Brian and I talk football all the time. Brian's one of my favorite people to talk football with. Yeah, but nobody is touching my fucking weatherman stuff. We know. Well, I didn't know. Rock Lee was the weather man. I thought it was climate. It is the way you are. Continue being the weather man. That's what I'm saying. No one wants to fucking do weather. That's right. We gave it to him. Yes. Couple of times. Couple of times, Connor. Been there. Operation Stuckpoint. Ladies and gentlemen, Operation Stuckpoint.
Speaker: Connor can't get off the toilet. He's stuck. Alpha team going wipe. Bravo team. You can't you can't walk down the flight of stairs unless he falls down. So, you know, there's that, too. No, I do. Brian, Brian watches all the sports. He's also into the MMA and the boxing and stuff like that. He also in power slap. Well, that fight power slap. Yeah.
Speaker: is given the right platform, given the right showcase, given the right show. And yeah. And, and, and if my end, if, if allowed, like, like I have my own, well, I already told you my situation. So that's the thing going on. You don't have to, you don't have to divulge into that too much, but, uh, I, like I said, I, yeah, I mean, I really enjoyed it. I mean, because like, I have no problem.
Speaker: I don't like basketball
Speaker: I don't understand what was making me frustrated was I liked basketball back in the 90s when you had guys that really did play, guys that really balled out. But then now you got guys that have been bench riding and then they're asking for more money. And it's like, dude, you spend majority of your career on the bench. Why should you get a pay raise when, I mean, it's not my fault you're fucking around with 12 different women and got 13 fucking kids. I mean, what the hell? I mean, I know Nick Cannon is your inspiration with Jesus.
Speaker: But I mean, you know, I mean, it just, you know, I mean, yes, basketball is physical. It can be physical at times, but then they get like the little slightest touch. Oh, foul, foul. Yeah. And then it became a fashion show. And that was really was just kind of like the only time I ever watched basketball is like the All -Star game when it's the dunk contest. That's it. Good God. Now that's.
Speaker: Should I do a sports show or should I do a wrestling show? If you want to do wrestling, you can do a sports show.
Speaker: I mean, wrestling is sports. Yeah, I know. But then, well, no, TK was. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, if you, if you, I mean, if you want to do like, if you want to do, you know, like the, if you want to do like a wrestling recap or if you just want to be like specific, like, like, like today was the, uh, the king and queen of the ring. Well, I, I, even if I did just a football one, I wouldn't just only talk about the current product. I would go back to like.
Speaker: the monday night wars i would go back to the nwa yeah w ecw wcw i'd blend all that in because there's gonna be people that are still gonna want to listen know about the stuff back then too yeah yeah but that's that's that's more of a quote unquote full on full branded wrestling show if you if you were doing a sports show you can encompass wrestling into sports yeah like yeah bring a segment
Speaker: the right
Speaker: bowling another segment of it like if you just like break it down like that then yeah that you would have like a steady workflow or if you just want to go like just straight on like hey I want to talk about you know WrestleMania like oh man like have a whole show segment on WrestleMania you want to do a breakdown match by match by match you know you you could do that you can do that format as well
Speaker: of the
Speaker: I'm gonna work with you with and like I said, no, no, I know you are I just it's trying together and all that shit and we're both super busy So it's just like I'm like I got the ideas in my head of what I want to do with it But at the same time it's just taking those ideas and making it so that it's gonna be a my thought is your future That's why I said I would like to do a sports show because of your future and I know what you want to do on terrestrial radio
Speaker: Uh, you know, like mainstream radio, somebody gets in their car and they turn on a sports show. That's what I'm thinking of. But, but like Brian said, you know, wrestling is technically, uh, it's in that sports world, even though now with WWE and all that, they're, they're talking about because TKO owns them. They don't want them to be sports entertainment anymore. I mean, I'm very into mango. Oh.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: which in hindsight probably did work, but now that TKO owns them, they're like, nope, we're gonna have you conduct yourself as a legitimate sport, even though we still know that it's all staged. Yeah. What's kind of funny though, when they were like talking about one place bets on wrestling, I was like, how can you place bets on wrestling when it was already figured out?
Speaker: Oh, people still do in Vegas. There's betting on wrestling. I mean, I mean, I don't know why you would because you know, you could bet that Cody Rhodes is going to win last year's WrestleMania before this year. And if you would have put money on Cody Rhodes winning last year, you'd have lost. Exactly. Because you put the money where you put the money in the right place with the tribal chief.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: I knew it was gonna fucking happen. Nonsense. That's called nonsense. Nonsense. Nonsense. Nonsense. Nonsense. Nonsense. Nonsense. Nonsense. Nonsense. Nonsense. Nonsense. Nonsense. Nonsense. Nonsense. Nonsense. Nonsense. Nonsense.
Speaker: Good real fun team. That's my guy, man. I love that dude. I popped into their podcast the other night. They were alive and I was like, oh, the wise man is here. And he was like, ah, my tribal chief. I love him, man. I love that kid. He's awesome.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, I mean like that the storylines and everything now, thank God Triple H took over because like I was getting, like I stopped watching wrestling when Vince started getting more senile with the whole thing. Well, if Vince would have still been running the show, Cody wouldn't have won at this WrestleMania. No, no, no, Cody would not have come back. That too. Cody would not have come back.
Speaker: Hey, I'm I'm a dip out of here. I am. I'm going to go to fuck the bed. I'm ready. I'm ready to zone out. You go to bed. Have a good night. Oh, I'll rock to sleep. Have a bowl of oatmeal in the morning for me. Glick your bitch. Yeah, well, you're a pussy. I love you. I love you too, buddy. You're so good. Oh, my God.
Speaker: You showed up and leave me and Connor alert. I love you. I mean, like other guys that would talk about wrestling, I've been very, very consistent. I said, Vince just needs to relax and let the talent be the talent because you brought them on for a reason because of their character, their character. The character does not say suffer and succotash. If you want to promote him as this big badass,
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Speaker: the I hated the truth commission
Speaker: that makes me feel like I'm going to. Yeah, it sounds like a shitty like fucking museum exhibit in Minnesota. And then and then and then you want to and then like we knew him as Hanson in a row, but now Eric and Ivar are like, OK, you're really going in the paint with this one. Well, then they then they added what's her face and they call her.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: I love Sarah. I think Sarah is an incredibly underrated, undervalued, and, uh, when she was tattooed partners, when she was tattooed partners with Liv Morgan, they were badass. Yeah, when you're rioting with her, the riots want her and Liv.
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Speaker: And then at the Royal Rumble, that nice, genuine moment when Sarah was in the Royal Rumble, because the moment she came out to a different music and then Liv was in the ring, she didn't know what was going on. And all of a sudden, boom, somebody got eliminated. And all of a sudden, Liv bumped, backed up and bumped and turned around and saw her. And the emotion of Liv was like, oh my god, my sister, I missed you. You saw that reunion. I was like,
Speaker: I was like, I want that friendship. I liked when they built up the Hulk Hogan versus Ultimate Warrior match for WrestleMania 6 and they had them both in the Royal Rumble and they were like the only two and you just seen them look at each other and you could just see that this was building.
Speaker: Like that Vince McMahon, no one could have ever built a story like he could for WrestleMania back in the day. But after like the attitude era and when they went PG, I think he should have fucking left town. That's why I'm a big advocate for, you know, EC Dub because I think if ECW stayed ECW,
Speaker: along in the PG era of WWE. ECW would clean them out, in my opinion. I'm just saying I would turn off WWE to go and watch ECW, I would have. Yeah, but the problem that ECW kept running into was just being on the network because they were on TNN. And then WWE got TNN and all this other stuff. So it was just kind of hard because
Speaker: the main the
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Speaker: Vince McMahon was even helping pay them to business because to him, they were, uh, he could take a wrestler. Well, not only that, but he was, he was taking talent from ECW and he was sending some of his wrestlers, Al Snow being one of them to ECW where he got the head gimmick. And then he came back and debuted it in WWE and it was a hit.
Speaker: a little bit too much for the senses
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, I mean like minor league for WWE back in the day. Yeah, I feel like WWE superstar. Me? Yeah, I feel like you can get down. Oh yeah, I actually wanted to. You know what? I have 2K23, I think. I haven't played that in a long time, but I've been downloaded just so I can make lit the character. Oh, good God.
Speaker: I think like, like, if I, I mean, cause I actually, I actually tried out, actually tried out and I didn't make, I didn't make the cut, but like, if I, no, no, no, no. I mean like I, no, no, no, no. I did a trial for like Lone Star wrestling, just trying to get into the Indies and I didn't make the cut. My knees couldn't, my knees couldn't handle it anymore. Well, the, with the thing, with the thing was, it was like,
Speaker: Like I was already, I was like five, nine, one 97 best shape I've ever been in due to football and my, and amateur wrestling. Um, but the thing was I was too lean. So they had me like the pretty much I was like, built that I had the build and the pretty much the stature for like the midcard because they're like, well, if you want to be like the heavyweight champion, you got to like bulk up. And I'm like, yeah, I'm not taking the needle.
Speaker: So I just stayed at mid card for a while, but then I'm like, well, I already went, I'm tired. Like, you know, cause they like the tryout was like a while. They say, yeah, you're, you're decent and everything, but yeah, we just want somebody taller and all this other stuff. I'm like, great. Cause like my height was like my detriment. So after that, I'm like, well, screw it. I would have loved to have been a mid Carter half of your great matches, even in WCW back in the day was mid card.
Speaker: but also to but also to like what's really was was a challenge is just, you know, trying to come up OK so it's like OK I'm biracial I play sports so that's like OK how can you incorporate that and what can I use to become of that which pretty much the only thing I was going on was just like
Speaker: a Raven type of gimmick, but with the athletic twist to it. So instead of wearing like jean shorts and a sleeve of shirt, I would wear like an athletic sleeve of shirt and gym shorts, like athletic shorts, and they were like high tops, like basketball sleeves. If Raven and John Cena ever had a kid. You know, in a sense, well, without the shorts. Yeah, without the shorts.
Speaker: but, but no, I mean, but it was just kind of like, uh, so it was just kind of like, I was just like a fly on the wall, like, well, okay. So pretty much they're like, Hey, you're, you're going to try out with this guy. Okay. And yeah, I mean, I would lose. I mean, like the biggest crowd I went that I performed in front of was like 50 people.
Speaker: that's a start that's so crazy but it was to say it was just the experience though but it's like you know you you can learn quick though but at the time it was just like I had I had an idea but I didn't give it like a full thought of like how to really push I was just like yeah it was like this is my character tada what's he about that is a damn good question because I did not think about it
Speaker: It's like, here's my sketch. That's all I have is a sketch. I am. I wanted to be a pro wrestler when I was a kid, but I would have been. I'll have to I'll have to tell you guys.
Speaker: behind the scenes. I can't divulge too much, obviously for reasons, but I'll tell you guys a little something, something behind the scenes, but no cash wants to be, I know I've always, I, you know, I grew up being a wrestling fan. I love wrestling. Um, you know, I always wanted to be a wrestler. Um, even now, I mean, I'm 42 and I'm like, I still think I could pull off.
Speaker: You know what I mean? DDP didn't get into really serious until his late 30s. DDP became one of the oldest World Heavyweight Champions ever. He was 39 and he didn't get into wrestling until, well, it was just a couple of years before he became the champion. He was 35, 36 when he got into it. I mean, he started out when he was young, but then he got hurt. Then he went to the clubbing industry
Speaker: which he talks a lot about. And then Rusty Rhodes was his biggest supporter. Yeah. I know a little story about wrestling, but like I said, unfortunately I can't put it out there. Yeah. But I can tell you guys, I can tell you guys behind the scenes, I just can't put it out there for like the entire world to see.
Speaker: Uh, but no cash cash. My son, he wants, he was like, I want to be a wrestler. He was like, and I'm like, and he's only 10 years old, but you know, like he hears us talking shit and he sees me hanging out and he was, and he was like, could you help me work on my mic skills? And I'm like, what do you know about mic skills? You're fucking 10 bro. And then he wants like the two of us come up with a finisher together. And it's just like, I mean, if this is something you really want to do, and this is a dream you really want to chase, like,
Speaker: once you're old enough, then, then I will put the money out there for you and, and, and get you in the right places. And I get you with the right people. And, you know, like Al Snow is, is a minority owner of, of OVW. You know, a little bit about OVW. Yeah. But, uh, you know, it's like, yeah, what's something you really want to do, man?
Speaker: And, you know, we can work on the mic skills now. I can't teach you train. I can't teach you ring stuff, but I can, we can work on mic stuff and then we do like him and I will be just sitting there and we'll just be talking trash back and forth to each other.
Speaker: And he'll say, I'll be like, you should have said it like this or, or said this instead of that. And then he'll change it around. And he, he listens to me and he changes it around, but he still makes it his own. You know what I mean? He's quick like me right now. And I'm like, all right, we can hold in the mic skills. Like I can lock you in on the mic skills all day long. But yeah, the in range stuff.
Speaker: really, you'd really would have to study it. Like you have to watch every promo from back then till now. You got to watch because I mean, those are written out, but the, the, the, like the really good performers, the guys who really excel on the mic are the guys who can come up on the spot. Yeah. Improv on the spot, come up on the spot, change it. I mean, like the whole, like the whole John scenic thing coming out.
Speaker: and calling the rock out for having his shit written on his arm. Yeah. That was not planned in any way shape or form. And John Cena is notorious for, I mean, you watch his promos, especially with one on one promos. You'll see a guy like that one time that John absolutely destroyed Roman rings.
Speaker: That was all off the top of his head. Dude, he's shit on the ring so bad and remains didn't know what the fuck to do. And you've seen it in his face. You've seen it in his reactions. You've seen it. And the fact that John Cena was able to shock Paul Heyman of all goddamn people, you've seen it in Paul Heyman's face. That shit came off the top of his head when John Cena fucking dressed down Roman Reigns one time.
Speaker: Yeah and also too like he did that to solo Sequoia I mean he was like he was really all this time we've been wanting to hear you talk and then all of a sudden you'd say this he's like this is gonna take about 90 seconds and then he just went he went off he goes yep that was 90 that was less than 90 seconds. There are so many superstars and legends the Miz he is dressed and embarrassed and
Speaker: I mean, there are so many guys countless numbers have got macho man was notorious for that script and just fucking Destroy somebody's entire life and they're like this is on the script. What the hell do I do from here? Yeah, the whole cream of the crop thing that macho man when he did Yes, the cream of the crap and when he did that that was all improvised that was all off the cuff of his head
Speaker: Well, then it also time, also time to like Macho Man was like such a perfectionist. Like he had a notepad of like what to go. I mean, he was like old Testament to the letter, but, but to Paul Heyman's credit. And this is why, like I said, like Paul, people may love Paul, hate Paul, whatever. I've been a Paul Heyman guy since the eighties. I've been, I've been a Paul Heyman guy since the eighties. And, but the one thing that like,
Speaker: I really appreciated with him was just the fact that at that time when Paul Heyman was pretty much like the head writer and GM of SmackDown, how you saw Edge explode. You saw Eddie Guerrero, all the promos. SmackDown was dominating over Raw and Raw was like the flagship.
Speaker: and the
Speaker: He was always talking to other people, like how to present and all this other stuff. And you could even look it up on YouTube right now, talking smack when it was Kayla. And you see how he does all these talks and you see how I, for real, I mean, the way he talked to Apollo crews, the way he talked to big eat, like they're ready to go. Like, yes, sir. They were willing to run through a wall for Paul Heyman because he was such a motivate. He's like, you've got to really deliver. And, and also like watching Paul Heyman,
Speaker: the the
Speaker: that was fine but you didn't sell me you got to sell me and then so that's where now every he said and that was like his motivator because that's why you see me delivers is like how you make Brock Lesnar more intimidating you know make it more you know and so yeah I mean one promo if I was to ever take a promo class from not just Paul Heyman but if Dusty was still around
Speaker: Listen to his hard times promo. You want to talk about a promo that was off the cuff, just made right on the spot, but also talked about how he was dealing with hard times and how Ric Flair and the four horsemen were giving him everything. Like that's the thing that a lot of people don't realize in promo work.
Speaker: like I never got into like wrestling where I wanted as a career, but like my dad used to like me and my brother would wrestle in the basement all the time watching WCW or ECW or raw at the time during the Monday night wars. And my dad would always interview us before the match. And I always kind of favored sting when he did the crow gimmick. Oh,
Speaker: And then, of course, when he did the wolf pack gimmick, which should have never been NWO, it should have just been the wolf pack, I always wanted to channel in the woo thing that Sting always did. The Malibu Sting. I hated the surfer's thing. Oh, dude, he was badass as a surfer's thing. Are you nuts? No, Crow, way better. Such a millennial.
Speaker: Dude, that was in the 90s. What are you talking about? The 80s sting with the Malibu, the surfer haircut, the color. That was the riz, man. That one really worked out. That's why sting stayed relevant for so long while people like Hulk Hogan, who were staying with the same tired old routine until someone finally got him to turn heel.
Speaker: I mean, yeah, I mean, that's why like, like, that's why you have a, okay. Other than staying, you're getting good point on that. Then you got like the undertaker Chris Jericho. You got to evolve at the times in order to have that longevity. And then of course, when you go over to Japan, you got to change the way you act. That's why he became Chris Jericho. When he went over to Japan, he became the pain maker where he painted his face or something. La champion.
Speaker: No, that was a, I know, I know, I know, but I mean, but like, but the whole reinvention to keep that longevity, I mean, like a lot, and then a lot of the guys now, they just like, man, okay, I'm collecting a check. But what really, what really annoys me with WWE and under Ventus control was like,
Speaker: the the
Speaker: that I like when the Bray Wyatt before he got injured and came back with the demon character and all that the the Fiend the Fiend I loved him just as the like like the cult leader I really loved it because his promos was all him all pure original and it was like yes I have a modern -day Raven thank God yeah I know I yeah they're in the works but it's just
Speaker: It's just how do you, how do you make it, how do you make it work? But anyway, but like, you only made him champion brief, briefly. Like he was, he only held the title of like two to three months. It's like, that's not a good title run. It's been Vince, Vince had lost his touch with the wrestling company as it is today. You know, even if he didn't do the fucking bullshit behind the scenes he did and that he's accused of,
Speaker: He should have been able to look at it and say, you know what? Triple H is really killing it in NXT. Maybe I should give him a shot. I'll step back a little bit. And that's Vince's biggest problem. He couldn't step back. Because he wanted to stick to the old formula. And that formula don't work all the time anymore. You got to roll with the times. But also, too, other than the Bray Wyatt character,
Speaker: I'll do another one. Cesaro. Yep. And the thing about it was, it was just because, oh, I didn't like his mic skills. Okay. Hogan couldn't wrestle for shit, but yeah, he was your top dollar at the time. Cause he had charisma. Yeah, he had charisma, but he lacked talent. I mean, Cesaro was like, give me the opportunity. Cesaro and Cody Rhodes is relatively the same. They're like, give me the opportunity. I'm, I'm right here.
Speaker: Give me the ball. I'll run with it. You know, he goes if I fail I fail but at least gave me the opportunity But they never did give him the opportunity. That's why he's just like, you know what? Fuck it I'm out so and even when I had when I had Facebook when I had Twitter when I had Instagram the moment so -and -so got released I commented Thank God you deserve better because that is absolute bullshit you I was like you have a shitload of potential But um
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Speaker: The guy had everything. He had the talk. The guy could wrestle. The guy had the style. He had everything. And Vince just... We're going to stick with John Cena. Let's stick with this guy.
Speaker: Well, look at what he had tried so hard to sign Sting for so many years, and once he finally got him, you know what the sad thing is? He only wanted Sting so he could stick it to WCW one last time. Yeah, and that was the main reason why Sting didn't want to come over. He's like, I felt like I wouldn't be used properly. Anyone could tell you that Sting should have won that WrestleMania match against Triple H. Yes.
Speaker: He he literally should have but sting being sting. I'm sure once it was Approached to him that he was gonna lose. He probably just went like okay But the thing about it but the thing that it was too and I and and me being a triple -h fan and
Speaker: And instead of going against Bray Wyatt, you should have had Sting versus Undertaker because people have been talking about it for a decade. This will be the ultimate dream match because you have a franchise guy versus franchise guy. Longevity, longevity, that would have been more epic, but they dropped the ball on it. And me being a hardcore Triple H fan, I did not want that match.
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Speaker: I didn't either. I had thought as soon as they signed Sting, and when they showed them off at Survivor Series in 2014, I was like, oh, you know, they're bringing out the Sting that's going to go against the system. And I thought, I know what they're going to do. They're going to turn Undertaker into the authority.
Speaker: Like they're going to make it so that it means something. And then all of a sudden they started doing the shit with Stephanie and all that. And I'm just like, you're really going to, I knew at that point, it's just like, if I would have been a wrestler in WWE, I would have went right up to Sting and said, dude, just pack your shit and go. They're going to bear you. But, but, but also, but also too, but also too, I felt bad for the writers because the writers have worked.
Speaker: no change
Speaker: events we're about to go live in five minutes and you're just Yeah, no I've listened to a lot of them podcasts that you have like I listened to the Tony Shavani one I listened to Jim Ross's I listened to Chris fan lead is really good. I've I've heard that I've heard that and I would love Yeah, I I mean like I listen to Jim Ross. I listen to stone cold podcast to talk to Jericho
Speaker: talk is Jericho I listen all that but it black Chris van Vliet like he really has good ones even I'm beyond the ropes that the British guys yep behind the ropes I mean they they do good but I mean but like Chris van Vliet like they are that they'll have really really good conversations I mean he asked the right questions and everything
Speaker: And a lot of and a lot of people look forward to it because like, because like when they're doing like the WrestleMania, you know how WrestleMania has like their own radio row. Yeah. And and AJ Styles is like, finally. Yeah. Like the AJ was like, yeah, he was like, finally, better than Chris Van Vliet. So, but yeah, but I mean, like, like Chris Van Vliet is really, really awesome. I mean, really good, really good interviews.
Speaker: you know but I tolerated a little bit but like Jim Cornette Jim Cornette wasn't bad I don't like he's he's he's still he's still old -school minded yeah but you know that I mean you still gotta you know I mean I listen to like the not Sam the not Sam wrestling yeah that's good to listen to
Speaker: I like the one that Jake the snake did with DDP for a little bit, but then DDP kind of left that one. So now it's just Jake doing it with someone else. Yeah. That one got old after that one got old pretty quick. Yeah. But, um, but no, I mean, but like, like just listening to those other talents, I mean, it's just, it's incredible stuff that they go through.
Speaker: and now takers got his own paper or his own past that's the acid under that one that the I could only imagine
Speaker: would have gotten Sting that year that they were building it up and that they had the shed and all that and they kept saying sometime in February. And it was just like, you knew it was gonna be Sting. And then Sting re -signs with TNA, Undertaker comes out of there, comes down to the ring with Ain't No Grave Gonna Hold My Body Down by Johnny Cash. And then all of a sudden you hear the,
Speaker: And you he looks up at the thing and you see Triple H come out Yeah, it was just like fuck really but then they gave Triple H the in time That was played in the 2004 Punisher movie. Yeah Yeah mark Mark something. Yeah No, I mean but I mean
Speaker: the a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a
Speaker: that match because I was just kind of flipping channels. I'm like NXT. Oh, great. We're doing another reality show type of like survivor contest here. But then when I saw that they were going with their wrestling, like that, I just caught it right where the revival just got, just got to the ring. But then I look at him like, whoa, two technical wrestlers. And then I look at the revival. I'm like, Oh,
Speaker: the modern day brain busters because I was a I'm a huge fan of Arne Anderson and Tony Blanchard I'm a huge fan is seeing them two and the puzzle I love technical wrestling and then it's like seeing that is like, OK some like all right that match
Speaker: You know, you know, one tag team that I feel didn't get it's just was when our name and a beautiful Bobby Eaton from the midnight express tagged together in the dangerous Alliance, which was Polly Dangerously, Rick Rude, Medusa. God, who else was in there? Larry. Stunning. Brian Pillman. No, Brian Pillman wasn't in that.
Speaker: , and I was like we as it was after the Hollywood Blondes, the Hollywood Blondes, and I see it away you had Ron Simmons would be the world along along with Tony Atlas
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Speaker: wouldn't have never guessed who those could have been once they took off the mask and then they were uh then after teddy long didn't have them then it was uh um nancy sullivan or woman at the time who would there become nancy benoit which she deserves to be in the hall of fame because she was such a great manager i mean she managed sandman and too cold scorpio
Speaker: You think the whole Chris Benoit thing will keep her out of the Hall of Fame Even though she was a victim Because as soon as you announce her People will think Chris Benoit and that's why his son is still blackballed from the wrestling because He was actually in AEW not too long ago. I think Yeah, but he would show up on there. Yeah
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, I mean, Chris, Chris Van Wheaton interviewed him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was just saying, Chris Van Wheaton interviewed him. And then he was that dude does some good interviews. I like that. Yeah. But but but he was also he was also he was backstage at AEW quite a few times lately. I think I think I think if there I think if there's I think if there's a franchise or a company who is going to give him a shot
Speaker: the middle and the
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Speaker: that he was also put over
Speaker: Yeah, that was Mike D .B .O .C. Oh, yeah. Ted D .B .O .C. Jr. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you know, I you know, I can respect Braun Braun. I love that guy. You want to talk about that. That's a freak athlete. I just I don't like what they're doing with them right now. They're just debuted. They're just they've done raw, right? Yeah. Yeah. They're mid card names.
Speaker: And I love that Braumbreaker is proud of his lineage, his heritage, you know, that he is Rick Steiner's son.
Speaker: and that he is the nephew of Scott Steiner, big Papa Pump holler, if you hear me, where my freaks at? Where my freaks at? Oh man, I love him. But, but, but, but actually, but actually having brawn breakers, I can respect him. Having brawn breaker as a mid -carter is actually a good thing because it, it, it kind of sets to see how he can handle. Cause if you put him in the beginning, if you put him like as an opener,
Speaker: Minnesota. I want to hate her as much as I want to hate her, but I love her. I love Tiffany. She is good. She is great in the rain. She is a natural athlete. I mean, and then that match with us. I still think for WrestleMania, it should have been Bianca Belair and Tiffany Sharon because they would have they would have stolen the show. Well, you know, they're building up this next year's WrestleMania. Jade Cargill, Bianca Belair. They built it at the Rumble.
Speaker: that it's it's kinda like cliche but if you actually put them in the midcard that means that that means a
Speaker: but they're going to come. They're going to clash eventually. I mean, I mean, like WrestleMania would have been a more blockbuster. I mean, if you would have had Gunther versus Brock Lesnar, which I would love because I am a Brock Lesnar guy and I am a Gunther guy. You got to respect the guy, man. I was telling you. He went. He went. He had a good. He had a good showing against Randy Orton.
Speaker: You know, it was a great match between him and Randy Orton. God bless Randy Orton for putting these young cats over. You know what I mean? And I said, you got to watch it. I said, you have to see this transformation. And I showed him I showed Nicki pictures of him with his green like when he was found in hair in the independent scene. And then when he first came to NXT and where he is now, she was like, holy shit.
Speaker: I said, yeah, I said that the cat is good. I mean, I ain't mad at his intercontinental ring. You know, I mean, like I should have said that was done. That should have propelled him, which in the day would have to. It's going to propel. I think it's going to propel him.
Speaker: how far it's going to propel him. I don't know, but I think I think the highest he's going to go is getting his intercontinental championship back from, from Sammy. I don't think he'll ever win a world championship.
Speaker: Uh, but I think he'll get his intercontinental title back from Sammy. I think that's who's going to, I think that's who's going to beat Sammy for the, for the IC championship at the end of the day. I just, I hope they stick with Cody Rhodes as the champion for a little bit. They're not, they're not going to do away. They're not, they're not going to stray away from that. And again, that goes back to shout out to triple eight. Shout out to Paul.
Speaker: really right in the wrongs that men's made. And I think he's doing that throughout the entire WWE. But that Rhodes family was really, really shit on by Vince.
Speaker: the the the the the the
Speaker: You would think the four horses would beat the brakes off of Dusty Rose. Dusty Rose beat the hell out of all the horses. They did get him a couple of times. I mean, they did break his leg. But that's the story. I mean, one on four and Dusty beat the hell out of all the horsemen. There was times where Dusty went full on like
Speaker: like superhuman and took on all four horsemen by himself. I mean, you know, obviously he had friends throughout the years, but there was time for Dustin to put on a legitimate legendary faction in the four horsemen. And I'm talking aren't all Rick, you know what I mean? And he was yeah. And Dusty was feuding with these cats and whooping these cats is that and him and him and Rick were
Speaker: bouncing that NWA, you know, it was just like, yeah, it was just like, man. You could write a hell of a fucking program back in the day. And then Vince wants to, it's starting with Dusty, Vince wants to shit on him. And then you got Dustin and then you put him in this fucking weird gold dust, homo -ish weird thing. And you really want to shit on the legacy that Dusty has.
Speaker: and then shit on his son and and and you put him in polka dots and and and and you do everything you can and Dusty goes out there and he kills it. You put his son in **** a gold jumpsuit and gold and black face paint with a blonde wig making him come out doing the you know and everything else and and Justin absolutely kills it becomes one of the most iconic characters out of the
Speaker: uh uh out of the 90s even into the 2000s he had memorable moments with
Speaker: the the
Speaker: and then you shit all over Cody and he does the dashing Cody Rhodes, blah, blah, blah. And then all of a sudden he's fucking star dust. Well, you and some fucking ass cloud from the CW. Now, don't get me wrong. I love the arrow television. So come on, man. So Cody leaves the company and that was good. He goes and does amazing things.
Speaker: Cody, Cody, Cody had every championship, every belt you could goddamn imagine. He was part of a bullet club too, I think at one point. He was himself the goddamn American nightmare, creates AEW, walks away, and then the best thing Triple H could do was do exactly what he has done. And that's why WrestleMania was so big.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: the the
Speaker: how good they felt because as a wrestling fan, Paul Heyman, ultimate wrestling fan, ultimate wrestling guy, Roman Reigns came up in the business with one of the biggest families in wrestling who again was shit on constantly by Vince McMahon. That entire bloodline has been sheared by Vince McMahon. They could not even hide how they felt.
Speaker: the fact that Cody got that championship, finished the fucking story and solidified the Rhodes family for what they were. And to all those people - And me as a wrestling fan, I called that shit, I loved that shit, I watched it. And I gotta say, I was right there along with everybody and anybody else who was watching, I was crying. I was - Glick, remember how we talked about that?
Speaker: Even when you did the show with Brian Mark and Brett from Good Real Hunting, even in the comments, we had people saying if they don't let Cody win this year, the story's dead. You have to pull that trigger this year. Now, Vince is in charge. No, he don't pull the trigger. He waits another year and that would have killed Cody's momentum. And the fans will let you know. Yeah.
Speaker: And that's what I like about Triple H being in charge. Triple H is a fans guy. You know, this is this is a cat who was with the click with. Yeah. Like they they only become popular, not because of Vince, because Vince could have tried to bury them. Yeah. And he could have done it because the fans loved. Well, DX, man. All those guys actually came from WCW. Yeah. The blade was Kara Ryzen.
Speaker: Yep. You had Scott Hall as the diamond stud who pretty much was Razor Ramon even back then. Yeah. And you had, uh, no, one, two, three kid. He was always, he was always, he was just, he was a jobber, jobber in WWE. Yeah. Oh, so, uh, Razor got him over. I was going to say play that first clip in the private chat. Good job. Okay.
Speaker: the only WME guy was HBK because
Speaker: Yeah, I played that first clip, and then, like, I didn't even know this till after I was watching, I was like, what? No way. Hold on. Let me screen share it. God damn, it's been a while since I had to screen share. Damn you, Brian. You're welcome. Making me do stuff tonight. Let's see if it'll actually. What? You always do stuff you don't want to do, right, Alyssa?
Speaker: Ouch. Just them. No, that's that's because you dropped a random line that nobody picked up on until like days later, except for john Cena standing there on the ring going Yeah, talking like that's a good way to get yourself referred to in the past tense.
Speaker: True or false, you know all the words to John Cena's entrance thing. Damn, that's crazy. And then I'll do the second one. Goddamn Eli Drake, baby. I love, I love LA Knight, man. That's my dude. Yeah, he gets really good promos. Yeah, he's like the new stone cold. I love LA Knight. But it's kind of funny though, when he dropped that, John Cena was the only one that caught on to it. Like, what? Yeah. He is.
Speaker: crushing it in WWE. What's your take on him coming in and taking it so quickly? I actually told him, I'm like, the old me would have hated it. And the old me, like, what are you trying to take from us? That's just an archaic way of thinking that I was taught. He knows how to set a story. He knows how to drum up interests. He's using. And you got to respect the kid. Doing what we do. He's just been
Speaker: over on his own channel that me now appreciates the fact that he is bringing his world into ours and respectfully so I think he's had eight matches I think as we sit here right now there's a lot of wrestlers that have had eight matches that look terrible me being one of them it just goes to show how hard he works to me that's just a direct reflection of his passion for what we do and his his drive to be great you were just on impulsive love and passion yeah he is
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. And like, like you said earlier, Brian, man, love him. I hate him and you want to hate the kid, but the guy puts him to work. He's great in the ring. He's great on the mic. I've said it a million times when we've talked to wrestling on the shows, we did the WrestleMania show. I said, I was so mad as a wrestling fan when I heard Logan Paul was coming into wrestling, but the kid puts on great matches. The kid is good on the line. He can deliver.
Speaker: He is good. I'm excited to see what the future holds for him if he continues to do what he does He needs to bring it like I'll say this about the kid. I love What he's doing. He's he's a heat magnet. I love it. He doesn't want to be a guy Be that hated guy and I love it but at the same time, you know doing all them flips and all that and
Speaker: It looks nice, but to be that you got to bring more to it. He is. He is my son's generations. Rick Flair. You're supposed to hate him, but you'd love that guy, man. He really is, but he's not fully developed yet, but he really is because my son can't stand him like cash is 10 years old. He can't stand him.
Speaker: Everyone talks about how hard your chops are.
Speaker: But no, I remember being 10. I remember 10 being 10, 11 years old and hating Ric Flair, but also at the same time, loving Ric Flair. And that's where my son, Logan Paul. That's where my son. I appreciate it, Ric Flair, but I still, since day one, till now, I still hate Hogan. I never, I've never, I've never been a Hogan guy, man. I gotta be a hundred percent honest with you, man.
Speaker: I was never a Hogan guy. My mom loved Hogan. My mom loved the Honky Tonk man. My mom loved Hacksaw Jim Duggan. I love Hacksaw. I love Hacksaw. Honky Tonk Man too. Honky Tonk Man was so good at being a bad guy. You know the funny thing is who Honky Tonk Man was supposed to be based off of? I don't know.
Speaker: A WA back in the day. It was the Minnesota one Vern ganja's territory. They had a dresser by the name of rock and roll buck zoom off and That's pretty much who he was supposed to be But rock and roll buck zoom off who was in pine City penitentiary for fucking his daughter Which hopefully that's some bitch Fucking rots in hell
Speaker: He was doing that for a long -ass time until she finally told people what was going on and No, the thing I don't like about Hogan is he's a lot like Vince revisionist historian Yeah Hogan for me was all about the money. It was all about the ego and Four minutes left
Speaker: Recycle repeat recycle repeat and the coolest thing Hogan ever did was turn heel because That as a wrestling fan nobody ever Nobody ever seen that he did it against a guy who he he wanted to be friends with again macho man and macho should have never been NWO and
Speaker: I just, I liked what they did with it. And I love what he did with DDP. He fucking made DDP a made man, but at the same time should never been NWR. And I love me some DDP from Jump Street, man. I love DDP from day one.
Speaker: I love me some DDP man. That was should have been the champion in 1998 at Halloween Havoc against Goldberg. They should have put the belt on DDP. DDP is still my guy. I love DDP to this day man. That's that's my. I was no you're over. You know you're over and this is the last story because I know we gotta wrap this up, but you know you're over when macho man's like.
Speaker: Like everyone says that this is what I wish I had admin because I wouldn't be popping up the nerds. Like Maya. You should do it. We should do a one off wrestling show and just see how it goes. I do it. I'm for it. Yeah. Like I talked to like three other stream, you know, live broadcasters. We talked about wrestling and I I've always been consistent. I'm all like.
Speaker: the fifth of the fifth
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Speaker: We're gonna come back because we got enough time to kill with a little closing words, but Hunter a lot with his newest single, You Had Your Chance.
Speaker: I told my mama that you had a heart of gold I was weak and searching for a miracle Then you opened my soul and decided to just close the door But I should've known that you were gonna drive me crazy Have my thoughts saying maybe she loves me But why am I in so much pain? I look over my shoulder cause you're getting bold
Speaker: I'm never gonna be safe Girl, I think that it's time to tell you I know you lied I've heard your secrets, that's your ego Just when I let you keep Baby, you were the dice And now that I'm doing fine You text me, call me and DM me While I'm trying to sleep
Speaker: You said that you were sorry, but you gotta know I made up my mind a long time ago I'm happy now, so I'll keep my stance and then I'll do my dance, baby
Speaker: Baby you left me crying and all alone I felt like I was dying in that bitter cold We had something special that I had never seen before
Speaker: That you were gonna drop me crazy Have my thoughts saying maybe she loves me But why am I in so much pain? I know I'm not insane and my memory's hazy
Speaker: Now I'm no longer feeling that way Girl I think that it's time to tell you I know you lied I've heard your secrets, that's your ego Just when I let you keep Baby you were the dice And now that I'm doing fine You text me, call me and DM me While I'm trying to sleep You said that you were sorry But you got us wrong I made up my mind
Speaker: I'll keep my stance and then I'll do my dance, baby
Speaker: I'll do my dance, baby. You had your chance. And I'm going to do my dance, baby. You had your chance. Oh, boy. Hunter a lot. Check him out. Hunter a lot. Music .com. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Ladies and gentlemen. We'll see you next Saturday night. Make sure you tune in for all the awesome shows. Tune in tomorrow night. My guy, Jeremy, she's going to be hanging out with Rock Lee.
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