Nonsensical Nonsense: That's a HUGE croissant!!

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Speaker: but What, baby? Nicki goes, wow. God damn right. What's going on, everybody? Happy Saturday. You know what time it is. You know where you are. You know where we are. It's time for a little nonsensical nonsense. You heard the man suck my dick, eat my asshole. Welcome to the fucking show. No.

Speaker: Good night, everybody. Good night. We're out. We'll see you. they did We'll see you next go around. Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense, everybody. It is part of the Nonsensical Network, or brought to you by a Nonsensical Network, or presented by Nonsensical Network, or however you want to say it. We're part of the Nonsensical Network, and it is Nonsensical Nonsense.

Speaker: You are a nonsensical network. I am a nonsensical network. and she supposed to turn to dustlson Aren't supposed to turn to dust? to dust? on, dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust dust but yeah sorry call demo get your teacher roof Yeah, my snapper's broken. This infinity stone island is terrible. That's bullshit. What the hell is my infinity gauntlet? I was just going to ask you, don't you have one? Oh yeah, it's back there on my dresser. I should have put it on. I am. Not sensible.

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Speaker: Damn it. Fucking piece of shit. I know I shouldn't have bought this from Wish. Fucking buying Wish, that's what happened. Uh, anywho, welcome to non -sensical nonsense, everybody. He's Jeff. I'm Glick. We're kind of matching tonight. I can't tell if you're wearing an orange or a red shirt. It's red. It looks orange, like a dark orange. Uh, it's, it's definitely red. It says morning. Genius at work. False advertisement.

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Speaker: Anyways, he's Jeff. I'm apparently still degeneration Glick. but but Yeah. I forgot to change. I told you Glick Squared was way better. Yeah. Well, I was trying to think of like great duo, like tag team duos and stuff like that because obviously, you know, I mean, I can put, well, I can put cash in that Glick as he calls me. I kicked the hell out of here last night.

Speaker: Uh, But, uh, any who, yeah, I'm Glick. He's Jeff. Welcome to not sensical nonsense. If you're not already, go ahead and check out the rest of the network. Uh, we are on social media everywhere. Facebook, Instagram, X and tick tock. I've been a pretty busy beaver lately on there. So there's some content up there you guys could enjoy. You can also, I saw your clown video. I thought it was fun. You liked that. I got it. I got it. I was like, I see what you did there. Yeah. Nice little edit.

Speaker: I was trying to mind about that about that episode. She's like, wait, what? I said, oh, yeah, it's a thing. There's a lot of things. ah Yeah, you like I said, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok X, you can watch this live. We have shows live Monday through Sunday, basically Monday through Sunday on YouTube, Twitch and our Facebook page.

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Speaker: ahead and give us a gift. Give it give it the old click. Click it and follow it. Give her the old click Jeff. Thank me later. Click it. Follow it. Just remind everybody just to remind everybody the the old Glick goes.

Speaker: That's what I remember it as. but real wo one like No, no, no. I don't always know, but when I do, I. not not telling and So I'm flicking through tiki tacky as, as one does. And, uh, that chick was doing an interview and she's like, they, they compared her to somebody because of her accent. And she's like, Oh, I'm tow Mater.

Speaker: and And the room just goes silent. They're they're like, you you you're really, that's that's a real accent. She's like, yeah, I'm i'm like toe Mater. And the interviewer was like, what do you mean? She was like, well, that's my accent. It's, you know, I'm toe Mater. And I was like, not the flex you think it is. I mean, that guy's kind of an idiot. Like Mater from the cars.

Speaker: and i And yeah, she has that accent, but that's not the comparison. you want She's got to be at 16 minutes already, right? Like her 15 minutes is up, right? Easily, easily. It's getting old fast. Yeah. She's, she's not bright at all. I mean, yeah. Like I have broken light bulbs that are lighter than that. Like, Oh my gosh, she's,

Speaker: And you know, I get it. Everybody deserves a little 15 minutes, but oh my gosh. It's like, stop talking. Just sit there and look for it. I can't wait to look for it. And you're not even that great. No, and I said that before, and I don't want to be mean to her or anything. It's just not my type, not my cup of tea. You know, other... Well, I see the stop signs that are bigger, let's be honest. Yeah, not my cup of tea. ah You know, I would give her a six on a good day, and that's just my opinion. I know, i know like, other people might think differently, and that's fine. We're allowed to have our separate opinions and whatnot. I agree. I'm just not. I don't think she's that pretty. And and at the end of the day, you created a persona that... And I still stand by what I said.

Speaker: first and foremost, the saying was incredibly stupid. What the fuck does that even mean? And second of all - Well, if I have to tell you, Chris, about the birds and the bees - I know what it means. I've just never heard - I know, but that's a weird way. Yeah, I've never heard it described like that. Yeah, but also at the same time, I mean, I bet I would love to talk to old boyfriends and be like, so is the hot two worth it? And they're probably going to be like, actually, she thinks that it's gross to put wieners in her mouth.

Speaker: Probably. Yeah, that's excellent. I don't doubt that. She's one of those chicks like, I don't do that. I'm like, what? That's your thing! You know? No, the one that cracks me, have you seen this chick on? What up, bitch? There's a chick on TikTok, and her handle is Deev. N -E -V -E. And she's not great looking. She's not, you know, she's not really funny. She does dad jokes.

Speaker: Okay. I'm sure you've seen her, you know, but the comment section, holy shit, dude. Like I'm not a big comment section and I heard this about this comment section and I follow her because she's she's kind of funny. You know, she gives us stupid dad jokes. You're like, huh, that was funny. Next, you know, and the comment section for her is just brutal. Oh, they really don't tell.

Speaker: Well, and I think it's part of the stick, you know, like I think she she doesn't necessarily encourage it, but she hasn't like every video. Yeah. Like she did one. She was in a she was in a a bathing suit and she's at a watering park and she's like, I'm afraid of watering water slides. I'm afraid of the dad joke is that she's like, I'm I'm I'm not ready for what I've slid into. That's the joke. yeah It's water slide slide into.

Speaker: But the comment section, because she's in a bikini, everybody's like, I'm saving my edge for later now. Save this video. And I was like, holy crap, you guys are just wrong. And I think she's in on the joke because there's no way she doesn't see these comments. But it's like, you know, everybody's putting in, I need you to give me a Cleveland steamer. And, you know, and I'm like, holy crap. They're hilarious though. The comment section is just a brutal. Whoa.

Speaker: and And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call Jeff's TikTok news. Yeah, it was before before I was interrupted. It's gonna inform you guys. It is Saturday night. It is. And it is an open door challenge for those who are brave enough to accept the challenge and click ready the old linky linky in the chat box. And the chatters box is a link. And all you have to do is click that link. And if you guys are brave enough, you can come up here and hang out with our dumbasses. There it goes.

Speaker: It's in the lake now. it's in There it is. It's in the comments down. There it goes. There it is. There it be. There it was. I don't know if Blaze is going to come up tonight. I would assume. I don't know. It's Saturday night. I don't want to. I don't. I don't i mean, not like it's. Man. Yeah. No, no, no, no. Like, you know, some news, you know, some news going on. It's not like it's groundbreaking, earthbreaking news. I don't know. You want to ask him real quick, Jeff?

Speaker: Yeah, well I ran off a couple things yeah ah I don't want to I don't want to steal his his thunder, but like I said, it's not like groundbreaking news It's just another change up in the in the lineup and in the network But anyways, there are some things coming up y 'all if you are We'd like to see some good music and have a good time with some great food, some great drinks, some awesome bands, and be there for a good cause when you're in the Northeast Ohio area. Then Labor Day weekend, head on up to Five Forest Distillery and Saturday night and Sunday night Iron Horse Saloon. I know for a fact that I will be a part of the Saturday night show with the Southern Outlaws Band.

Speaker: hanging out, doing stage stuff, emceeing, announcing whatever, just mic 'ing on in my hand and um and on stage. Lord knows what I'll do. It's not the only thing I'll do to stand. It's giving me also lot an awful lot of freedom. A live audience and a microphone. I think if we get all our followers throwing 100 bucks apiece, I think you should go out Donald Duck style. Yeah, that's not going to happen.

Speaker: Come on, it'd be hilarious. I don't want to end up on a list like you.

Speaker: Better be dead and cool than alive and uncle, I'm just saying. I'm cool as man. I'm cool as the other side of the pillow. Colt 45. but Um, no, I'll be up there with the Southern outlaws man and, uh, Joshua Lee Nelson there on Saturday night. Uh, they're doing a show for disabled veterans, all, all, all donations, all money raised will be going to the DAV, which is a great cause. Obviously we love our vets. Uh, and we want to do what we can to support them. And I'm glad to be a part of that show. Um, I don't know if I'll be a part of the Sunday night show, but I will be at the Sunday night show. Um,

Speaker: I'll definitely be there to support the guys and hang out and and whatnot. um So if you're up there in that Northeast Ohio area, come out and see us, come out and say hi to everybody and whatnot. And then on September 7th, right here in Nurt, Ohio, I will be at Buckeye Axe Throwing for their one year anniversary bash. Wow. And They are doing a beard competition. I might have to enter. Best beard competition that will be voted on by the people. And it is national and it is National Beer Lovers Day as well. So they're going to have some specialty beers and whatnot on tap it and ah and and and and whatnot. We're going to have food trucks there. I think a friend of ours, my kids is Godparents.

Speaker: Her dad has a food truck. I don't want to mention any names yet because I don't know what trucks are going to be there, but they're going to have a couple of them. I'm hoping he's there because he's got an amazing food truck. I haven't got to eat on it yet, but I have never heard anything bad about his food truck. But if he's there, I will eat that night. um So we got that going on. The show will be live there. I'll be doing whatever they need me to do to help out. Maybe I'll be behind the bar, slinging some beers.

Speaker: Yeah, that'll that'll end badly. and can I can definitely I can definitely I'll get my full on cruise. I can see you. I'll see you right now. One for you. One for me. Wait, you ordered a beer. I already drank it. Sorry, baby. Yeah, you were fast enough. Sucka. I'm going to put it on the bar and we're going to race and whoever gets it first whoever grabs it first gets the beer.

Speaker: ah So lots of things going on there September 7th. If you're in the nerd Ohio area or if you're want to make a trip and come hang out, it'll be a good time. They'll be axe throwing and. All kinds of crazy stuff going on up there and hopefully in the future we'll be doing more stuff with them. Maybe some stuff with some with some music, maybe some other different other events that that will be a part of. Now I'll be there in person,

Speaker: but you guys will be with, it with me virtually. Yeah. You guys will be there with me virtually. Hopefully I can go this week. Um, I want to get a new camera for my laptop. I found a really nice one that's got 360 swivel and everything else. And then, um, so when I get a couple shirts, um,

Speaker: um I'm also thinking, yeah, I'm also thinking about maybe a wireless mic so I could kind of move around the room and, uh, yeah. and whatnot. So we'll see what happens. But I also want to get a couple of shirts made because I would love to have like a Glick's House of Music shirt made for like every weekend. and And then I would love to have a nonsensical nonsense t -shirt for that event in September. So we got that going on. um I won't be live from the concert. However, ah there'll be I'm sure there will be plenty of pictures, plenty of video. i'll

Speaker: I'll put Nikki in charge of, uh, of, of, of video talk video and pictures. So i couldn't you say that word? I get it video. No, I was, no, I was going to say photography and videography, but I was like, I don't want to sound like a pretentious douche. Well, so we're going to get better than pictures of Nikki doing this. yeah Oh, she forgot to flip the camera.

Speaker: today It's just it's just her going why can't I see him? The tire pump is is on the on the the record player I think If you need help with it, just ask one of your sisters. Yeah now so I'll have her get some pictures and video and and and whatnot Because I'm sure I'm gonna get up on stage and make a complete ass out of myself So hundred years that'll be enjoyable for for for everybody except me

Speaker: Um, nothing'd be hurt by your pride. Don't worry about it. I learned to swallow my pride years ago. but Um, what's, what's Blaze doing? Uh, he has an answer. That son of a bitch. He's fired. Right. Get rid of that guy. We're better off without him. Uh, I actually have an announcement. Uh, there is no Jeff's garage tomorrow because it is Kevin's 13th birthday.

Speaker: Well, that sounds like a lame -ass excuse not to do Josh Garage. Right? I know. Yeah, but we're going to be doing some stuff. We're going to go... hello I don't know. I think he wanted to go to the trampoline park. And I'm like, yeah, great. So, Dad will come home in a wheelchair.

Speaker: just because you go does not mean you have to purchase it. Yeah. Yeah. Have you met me? i There's a trampoline there. I'm going to go play because I got that trampoline dodgeball and now he's going to hit him as hard as I want. Oh, yeah. No, trust me. I we we we got a trampoline park here down the road or up at the mall. And I got into that dodgeball one and I was like, I'm about to fucking waste theses got fans and And then it was like, well, maybe I shouldn't and then I was like, there was like two other dads in there. We all looked at each other and had the same without saying a word. We were all thinking the same thing. And we, we just kind of gave that smile and nod is for approval. And there's like, I came on you little. fuckers

Speaker: Facts. No, but the problem is like, I love being on a trampoline, but man, it kills my back afterwards. like I feel it for like a week later. a I will also not be on Jeff's garage tomorrow. Go figure.

Speaker: um like i had I'm actually going to, I'm actually going to take a break because I have done a show every night this week. ye know so i did that last at once I did that one week and I was like, yeah, not no. yeah it last And last week was basically the same way. I've i've probably done in the last,

Speaker: fourteen days I think I've probably done 12 shows. Yeah, I don't doubt it. So which which is which don't get me wrong. i'm I'm loving it. It's not hard to do the show, but you can't you can't have any other life. Yeah, because you gotta get home in time. Yeah, it's not. It's not only that, but.

Speaker: Also all the behind the scenes stuff I do because I still not getting any help with videos or anything like that. I'm not going to say, by the way, the new episode of Jeff's garage is posted. host to la Yeah. I think, I think Blaze was going to post his, I, I, I was like, Hey, do you need me to post yours? I got it downloaded and I just want to ask before I do anything just in case you wanted to do it. He's like, Oh yeah. yeah I got all about it. So, but everything else is up. Uh, everything is up to date, including last night's episode of Cassius Warner, which was fun. Um, we had, we had a good time where I'm enjoying doing that with him. It's a, I got to say, man, the chatter's box stays busy during Cassius show. It's awesome. Uh, some new faces in there, uh, binges in there, you know, uh, some old faces are coming in and really, really showing the kids some love and showing them some support.

Speaker: And, uh, you know, he's still working on his nerves. I had to tell him a couple of times. You can, you can hear it. And yeah like the only critique I have is until he gets his voice, cause he he seems like he's far away from the mic. Move him a little bit closer. Yeah. I move it over and put it close to, but he does, he, he, he puts his head down and he, and then it'll start to kind of, and I, and I had to tell him about this. I'm like, Hey, speak up so they can hear you.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. So it with your chips, boy. ah Yeah. From the guy. Boy, from the guy. Yeah. Come on. Come on. You be entire you want never be bell you want to You want to be the champion one day? You're such a good boy, boys. You silly little guy. You haven't made an appearance on the show lately. I'm debating if I'm going to take the belt with me when I do my Oh, you should totally do it. You should totally do it. I know, but then... It'll either go off really well or you'll end up looking like the world's biggest douchebag. Like, you should take the belt and the pit vipers. Yeah. And then before you go, go get your truck squatted. I don't have a truck, but I could squat my... Yeah, you squat the SUV.

Speaker: I can swap my equal knocks. Yeah. I can call it the equal swap. Yeah, an equal spot. Make it look like a French bulldog taking a shit.

Speaker: what

Speaker: because I'm gonna show up, I'm gonna run up on stage. It'll be like, what's going on everybody? The champ is in the building. I'm gonna have our - And everybody turns and leaves. What's up with this douche bag? I don't think it'll go off very well. I mean - Yeah.

Speaker: e I kind of want to, though I'm definitely gonna take it with me when - Take it with you just in case and then you know kind of get your feel for the crowd. you know I'm definitely I'm definitely going to take it with me when I go to the axe throwing place. Yeah, it's an eastbound and down look 100%. Hell yeah. Kenny Powers was fucking man too. I sent you guys that that TikTok clip of the the funeral. Yeah, I have seen that one before. That cracks me up every time. That's like the fourth time I've seen that. I still have yet to finish eastbound and down just because I'm watching everything else.

Speaker: I started, yeah, no, I just, I'm all over the fucking place, man, with the shows and stuff that I'm watching. No, last night's show, last night's show was fun. He's definitely starting to get, he's definitely starting to get his little confidence, little swagger about him, because he was talking shit to me last night during the show. Hence the reason why I had to super kick the hell out of him at the end.

Speaker: but but So now, so now we're going to end every show, excuse me, every show. with one of us doing a wrestling move on the other one. We don't know. You won't know who's doing what to do. it's I wanted to stunning, but I couldn't quite get i couldn't quite get the the angle to where I could drop him in stunning.

Speaker: um What's up, Mexican? What's up, Brian? Hey, what's up, you walking carpet? Hey, Jeff, how's it going, buddy? man hey man You're you <unk> starting to catch up. You're looking like an extra from like one of them blood in blood out. Fucking right, man. order they but though There's only one way in homes and one way out and you know what that is. i see orderly and didn't they need you as an extra on uh what's that Kevin Costner show? Yellowstone? but Yeah, I was. Yeah, yeah he played the horse. Did you see me in the background at Disney's new Star Wars show, the Acolyte? Disney announced all those new. is see dudes going of the bar or did they announced yesterday all those new uh sequels coming out? Jesus. Yeah. Um

Speaker: I don't even know if I got the skeleton crew. That's going to be a new one. Not familiar with that. But I mean, like apparently, like ah the Mandalorian Grogu, that's going to be this should be good. I really, I really hope they really took the time to write it good. Wasn't. Yeah. i had old Baby Yoda. Yeah. Yeah. That's why everybody called him Baby Yoda was because for the they entire. Nobody knew his name. Nobody knew his name. He was called the baby.

Speaker: Yeah. Well, yeah, but he's getting his own show. He's getting his own show. No. Well, no, they're doing the Mandalorian Grogu. So it's I think it's like the ah continuation of that story. I'll watch that about as much as I watched the Yeah, the Mandalorian is excellent. I mean, like it actually does look pretty good. It is. The third season, you know, like, you know, I mean, it's cool, like you get the Mandalorians all banded together, but then it's kind of like even though it's it's his show, but it just seemed like in half of the third up but season three, he's just kind of got put on the back burner. Yeah. So I haven't seen season three. I've watched season one and two and I was like, this is a good show. And then I'm just like, I've got better shit to do. I mean, but ka Katie sack off. I mean, like she, she earned her, her, her rightful as one of the sci -fi, sci -fi queens. Yeah. She earned that right. I mean, she's been on Riddick, Another Life. they're doing

Speaker: like Toy Story 5, Frozen 3, Live Action, Toy Story 5. I know, but I haven't even seen 3. 3 will make you cry. Aw. I don't give a fuck who you are. Like, it it's fucking sad. But I haven't seen the fourth one. Oh, Gina Carano? Oh, yeah, Gina Carano is fucking amazing oh big ti oh hands yeah man dude like

Speaker: want um there she yeah a lot lot of way two janet gronold and yeah janena gained a lot of weight doing i still i met at her he go in my room I mean, don't care. Don't make a mess. I don't get into anything don't be giving away any your toys She's not doing any she's not doing any uh any projects. I mean, she's just chilling in a ranch in Montana. Well, at the end of the day, if you got that kind of the kind of money she does, would you? I mean, like, you know, she's sort of thing like, yeah, but you give me a couple million dollars. I'm retiring. I ain't doing shit. Yeah. Uh hand hands. up I don't know, man. I don't think anybody wants me on the street bother.

Speaker: Thank you for the compliment, by the way, I thought I thought about something like that. And it's it's a lot of yeah, that's that's in this day like going on the streets. Everybody with their int with their issues. Nah, yeah, no, no way. But I do. However, I do. However, when not when I'm at the axe throwing place. Um, I'm going to try to get people from, well, I'm going to try to get the owners to come over and sit down and talk. I want to try to get some of the competitors and the beard competition to come over and sit down and, and hang out and do it right.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm going to I'm going to take my as opposed to just walk around. Yeah. I'm going to take my Bluetooth earbuds. I'm going to be like, here you go. Put that in your ear. Don't worry about where it's been. Just put it in your ear. Let me clean it first. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. No, I think the problem with doing something on the street where where it's on. Yeah, she did win her lawsuit.

Speaker: Like they, they, because of what s she tweeted during the time they fired her. Yeah, she was speaking fact. I mean, it was ridiculous, but because it was right wing, what she tweeted, I don't remember what she tweeted, but she tweeted something very right wing. Basically, it's like how, how the media and propaganda turn, turn its own people on each other.

Speaker: Yeah. Even though like your neighbors, you've been neighbors like for 20 some odd years and then this pops up and all of a sudden your best neighbor for 20 years now you're like, oh, fuck you go to hell. That guy. Yeah. Yeah. yeah So that's pretty much how she said how it was then is pretty much what is pretty much what's going on now. And then Disney fired her. Yeah. But yet everybody else that is like theyleing they would say they would say whatever and they still have a job. So make it make sense.

Speaker: Yeah, it's well, I mean, well I saw somebody else somebody else was canceled the other day for something they said like 15 years ago. I'm like, dude, I don't remember what I was. You know, it looked like a that's ah that's a personal attack. And here's the thing. If you can't justify, I mean, like, like.

Speaker: Glick and I talked about it a while back. It's like, you know, because everybody's asking me, like, if I would go back, I said, man, if I go back, people will try to find my old. Well, I don't know if they can like still look at the accounts, delete it or whatever. But people are like, well, 27 years ago, you were you're like ah a complimenting on a woman's body. Mike, yeah, I was in my 20s and I didn't give have a shit. Well, didn't they didn't they do that too i what i was to where I am now that it's like that then you got issues, buddy.

Speaker: yeah didn't they do that to uh was it was a James Gunn they pulled a tweet from like 15 years ago and tried yeah that's why he got fired off a car he's a galaxy three they did that to him they did that to Kevin Hart when he got announced hosting the Oscars yeah uh they did that to Kevin Hart they did that to like many other people but it's like any one of us ever gets famous we're fucked Oh, I'm, I'm 100%. My, my, my Facebook memories come up and I go, Oh, what was I thinking that day? but The thing about it is that the thing about it is is like, how we said some things. Yeah. Were we younger and didn't know any better? Yeah. Okay. To be debated. But however, though, name somebody that at that moment in that moment of what was going on at that time, we said what we said. Yeah. but Yeah. What's going on?

Speaker: ah and be honest yeah me and amy amy Well, we just do that's our strategy and that's our process we just do we just do. We're not like Nike. Well, I have a question blazing you might know.

Speaker: i say um why don't what's up blaze the daddy blaze why don't hey daddy bla well no i have a I have an honest question for Blaze. I don't know why, but for some reason Harley Davidson people are are are like boycotting them. I don't know why.

Speaker: ah look i gotten what to here I was say that person that any person can pop up. But I don't know how they would work. It is open night challenge. open or challenger is Open door challenge. What's going on? Like, like he killed on strike that Eden Burke fringe. I was about to tell Jeff, do I look like Google motherfucker?

Speaker: Well, I don't know. i don't say guy That's why I asked you. Fair enough. I don't know. I don't follow anything. I just saw that at Sturgis or some bike rally, the Harley -Davidson booth was as empty as the Bud Light booth was a couple of years ago. Yeah. This was David. They went woke and and they try to, try to blend in, but. Yeah, I get that. But what did they go woke about? I don't know if I should be. a so This was back in, this was back in, this was like in February. This was back in February and it was over wages and they, I guess they got it increased. Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about. So I just heard, I heard they went woke, but

Speaker: I don't know where what they would talk about. You mean Harley Davidson, notoriously known with MCs and one percenter outlaw biker clubs, made a name off of these people, were given a name because of these people. They went whoa. They went whoa. Yeah. Not necessarily playing to their base. Okay. Well, let me look at boys boycott. i I don't know. i don't I don't like Harley. But like people are selling their bikes because of this.

Speaker: And I'm like, dude, don't take it out on a 15 -year -old bike, you know, that you can put hundreds of thousands of dollars in. Yeah. Never. I'm not a fan of buy and buying something just for the name. You pay for the name. Yeah. Yes, people. OK, I just found it. I just found why. People are calling for Harley Davidson boycott over the company's DEI efforts. It's so dumb. It's so dumb. What were you going to say, Brad?

Speaker: No, I was gonna, I brought put it in the article in the chat. wanna I want to come across. Edenberg.

Speaker: you eating um sorry yeah scodling Honestly, I was expecting you guys to get like be extra late and just be like at eight o 'clock. So when I popped in, I didn't know you guys are actually live.

Speaker: Oh, no, no. Until I looked over the comment section like, oh, wait, a lot of comments. What's going on? and bad Over the years and even claimed a role in helping build its success. So they feel kicked in the curve. Yeah. Oh, so they're upset because of a global expansion.

Speaker: Oh, no. Harley used the motorcycles clubs and used loyalty of a lot of bikers for decades to build a brand. James Hollywood, whatever the hell his name is, a former one for percenter hey um or outlaw club member told Fox Digital this week in an interview, a motorcycle media mogul, founder of insane throttle biker content, blah, blah, blah. So it sounds like they're just mad because they're taking. Yeah.

Speaker: women You're breaking up what? Yeah, you broke up. If I'm reading that correctly. So it sounds like it sounds like people are upset because Harley is taking the companies global and they're no longer going to be quote unquote made. Okay. So at the end of the day, if I want to get on a bike, I'll get on a bike. I don't care what it is.

Speaker: I mean, like, I guess I have no real bland loyalty for anything except for like, cigarettes, you know, build my board. It's about it. I mean, i'll like no I have no problem with board. I have no problem for it I have problem for F one fifties. I love the Mustang. Don't get me wrong.

Speaker: I would drive a Mustang. I don't have a hate. Like I would never drive a Ford. I'm not that guy. I like, ah there's nothing that I have like a certain brand loyalty where I'm like, it's, you know, like there's those guys that are Mopar or Nokar. Well, you're a fucking turd because Mopar sucks. there's like there's There's no reason to personally attack Brian.

Speaker: Yeah. Oh, I will attack Brian all day long. And all he does is show videos of his meat. I mean, do go together. yeah theres it got to be drilling know Sunday Brian meet pics. Yeah, buddy. I have a question for you guys. No, actually, I'm not not taking questions from you tonight. I don't care.

Speaker: Do you guys ever get really bad heartburn? Yes, sometimes I do. you know how tell are you How many times do we talk about my acid reflux?

Speaker: Okay, well well, this dude, he got throat cancer from acid reflux. and Check this out. When acid reflux caused Paul Gidry to develop throat cancer in 2015, his only option to communicate became this electronic voice box.

Speaker: So you guys remember me saying, you guys remember me telling - I found that the other day and I was like, I gotta do this. and here comes the bus to hell. So there's uh there was a guy I went through counseling with uh this year. I uh I uh we we contacted a couple weeks ago that he had to go in for cancer, throat cancer and he has to talk like that now. I saw that video. I was like, holy **** same i want

Speaker: i know i always already show down I always find those people that have to use that. This is my voice now. as i I just want to sit there and talk to them all day long. Oh, I do too. But I wanted to get it to say weird stuff like that.

Speaker: ah but Can you give me a I was like, oh, I'm saving that for the show. Can you give me an iron man? exactly really like some rubble col man Yes, I am the law. Free citizen. You are coming with me. Free citizen. You are under arrest.

Speaker: da da ah but And I, you know, I, as it started just like you guys, I was like, wow, that's fucked up. And then it did. it And I was like, oh my God, going to hell. I'm just going that on the show.

Speaker: asy ref folks Yeah, I did. know I was going to thought you were being serious for it. I'm like, yeah, dude, sometimes it hits so bad that I lay in bed and I feel like somebody's slamming me in the chest with a sledgehammer. And that's what I was hoping for you guys to say, stuff like that. I'm like, it's horrible. Well, check this out. It really is. And I can't do it like that. None of that other shit helps, like Prolis, Prilosec, or whatever. There's that heartburn, anti -free flavor. So I just got i just have to, like, I've learned the things that'll set it off. You're like, I can't eat spicy food no more. I used to love spicy food. That doesn't stop me.

Speaker: Red sauce, man. Red sauce fucks me up. Certain brands of ketchup, certain certain pop brands. I'm saying you can't handle the Diablo sauce from Taco Bell? Not anymore. fuck I should taste so good.

Speaker: Of course, I'm also at an age now, too, where it's not that I'm all that all all that upset by it because I'm at the point where every time I walk into the grocery store and it's something flaming hot, this flaming hot, I'm like, and you realize you can't even fucking taste what you're eating anymore because your mouth is on fire. There is no taste. I've yet to try anything that's flaming hot because of the simple fact I'm like, it's so fucking everything's flaming hot now.

Speaker: yeah they they have gone overboard on that i just sort said like like just the the sensation of eating something that could like literally like melt your taste buds. Yeah. Yeah. If I want to, I don't like my bumper. There's other things. I want to like Buffalo Wild Wings. You know, I mean, at the time they had like this one is like a ghost pepper. We're like, all right, you know, and my best friend, I call him numb tongue when it comes to this shit because it's like, okay, ghost pepper and how everything else was um they like like like, I it. I eat it. He's eating it. And we're just kind of like, this is weak. What the hell?

Speaker: And then like a month later, a month later, we go back and then they got like the Carolina Reaper. I was like, okay, fine, I'll give it a shot. So I take, so I finished one wing and then I go after another wing and I'm like, man, this is really, oh, there it is. You know, I made it. And the thing about it was it like,

Speaker: didn't like creep up and hit. No, this came was like a sucker. Like a Mack truck. It got me. And I was like, oh, by the time I know. Have you ever if you ever watched the show Hot Ones on YouTube? hey Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Did you did you guys see Ariana Grande do it? It was like two days ago. Mm hmm. That bitch is a robot. No. She ate all. but And when she's like, that's not bad. And I was like, bitch, I just watched you Jackman damn near cry.

Speaker: There's been a few people. You know what the funny one was? Watching Gordon Ramsay do it. Oh, that boy pulled out fucking donuts and shit. I feel like I'm bleeding out of my asshole. I watched a clip. I watched a clip on TikTok. They had taken all the, like, the minute she bit and, like, a couple seconds later of her doing hot ones. Every one, she was like, that one's kind of good.

Speaker: It's a little spicy. And I was like, bitch! Like Salma Hayek was going, oh, this ain't bad. Oh, what's this one? And Rachel Ray, she even put it like a whole teaspoon and then lathered it up and ate the motherfucker. It was like, damn. Did you watch Hugh Jackman and and Ryan Reynolds? Yeah, I do, like. Oh my gosh. and raise like you know They talk about that. They got that one that's the, it's called Da Bomb. Yeah. And everybody eats it says it tastes like shit.

Speaker: What's this on? It's on so you YouTube. YouTube YouTube channel. It's just interviewing celebrities while eating hotter and hotter and hotter, hotter wings. Yeah. And then, um, and then like the one, uh, I can't remember her name, but, um, but the Indian chick, she, she's always doing the hosting of like food, like food competitions. She ate that like a chair. She's like, yeah, this is nothing, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah. She ate it up. Like no problem. Um,

Speaker: like I like guy fear guy fear he was crying he's like oh but you know who was the biggest set the biggest sissy on that Kevin Hart all blue no no Kevin Hart if you look no Jeff no I have a reason oh my god no I have a reason if you watch if you watch hot ones a lot you kind of get to know the sauces they use they use completely different sauces for Kevin Hart where it didn't get as hot as the other ones they didn't even use the last dab So it's like wow weak sauce dude. He was like he called in and he was like, I don't want super hot shit Like why are you doing the fucking show? Yeah, watch the Kevin Hart one. I Want to do it. I would told so so question When it comes to chicken wings bone in or bone out

Speaker: I always saw my bone. and yeah If you eat boneless wings, you're just eating chicken nuggets. Chicken nuggets are chicken nuggets. You're so fucking right. too you I knew you two both love bones in your mouth. I do love a bone in my mouth.

Speaker: and first and foremost, they're not chicken nuggets, alright? They're chicken tendies. Shut your whore mouth. See, if you get predators are lengthwise, if you, oh, so you like length. So size does matter more. I'm a size queen. I'm a size queen, bitch. The bigger, the better, daddy.

Speaker: but apparently The funniest one, and I need to rewatch it, the the guy that hosts Hot Ones, he was doing an interview and they were like, what's what's which celebrity was the best? And and he says, you know what? Dave Grohl. Apparently, Dave Grohl showed up with a but bottle of Crown. And he says, I will go wing for wing with you if you go shot for shot with me. They finished before they started. Before they started, they finished off a bottle of Crown.

Speaker: And apparently they were fucked up that whole time. I mean, I mean a bottle of crown between two people is not all that impressive. I didn't know Grosz still drank like that though. well that's the guy the The interviewer said to him, he says, he says, I thought Gabe Grohl got sober. He's like, well, he wasn't that day. I've ah i've put away two bottles of crown while we do a Saturday night show. Yeah.

Speaker: Well, for me, I'd be on the floor crying. Oh, ouch. Jeff, Jeff drinks a bottle. Why didn't he pass it out in the jar? Yeah. check ah Click on the, share the short. go Short, short, shorty, short. Yeah. This is, this is the, this is the. Don't want no short, short man. This is fucking creepy. what This is Ariana Grande eating each one. and I'll join you. Delicious.

Speaker: on That's really good. I'm not coming in proud or cocky or confident. I'm shriveling and weak and honest. It's beautiful. The notes are romantic. She's not spice problem. It's a flavor problem. It's a tone. Yeah. It's disgusting.

Speaker: No, my face changed because I think I'm learning that i'm I don't don't like hot sauce. and Oh my God, it's giving me heat cuts. Am I just numb? My insides know something's happening. Something is afoot. But I'm fine here. Yeah, your insides definitely know what's going on. My lips feel it. It's nice, though. No, it is. It feels like plumper. Something's turned off. It shouldn't feel like this.

Speaker: i He's the damn robot, man. She does look like a robot, man. yeah she was She just plowed through. I mean, she took little bites and I get that. But still. Why don't you wear that dress to eat wings? Oh, celebrity's cracked me up. Oh, man. but like jack She is something else. Shaq was physically sweating by wing five and crying by wing nine. Wet wings or dry wings? they're they're No, no. i mean

Speaker: What are your, what's your preference? What wings are dry? I like, I like them soaking. I like my wings. Like I like my pussy. Sausage. Sausage. Wet and juicy. Did you like your wing? You clicked like the wing, like like his pussy. I found the one, I found the one, Jeff. The second link. Which is what? This is what I told like, like she was just like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh yeah, this is cool. Yeah. There we go. I sort of go like,

Speaker: I think. Who's this? Yeah, but like Caroline Reaver. Yeah. Yeah, but normally when I go to Buffalo Wild Wings, I'll get like, I'll get like the Thai curry because I'm that biased. And I'll get like the jalapeno. And slather on sandwich. Players cry. We have rappers come and take laps around the place and have to drink themselves silly. Look at you. Look at you. Why? ah but hurt these feelings Do you do anything?

Speaker: She's got an unfair advantage. So she's she's in. Have you ever eaten authentic Indian food? yeah Yeah, that'll take the chrome off your bumper. And they don't even realize how spicy it is. Like, yeah, it's just it's like you see somebody like it's delicious. Who was it? There was somebody on hot ones that well, like if you look at Shaq.

Speaker: Hot. They call me Queso Blanco. So Blanco. in case of Blanco. But like the white cheese. Quaso Blanco. If you look at, look at Shaq, this is like halfway through the show. He is physically crying.

Speaker: Gotta dip it in some milk or something. Get that ass some ranch dressing. Is that a wash? Oh, gross. Give Shaq a wide.

Speaker: but they, they, uh, don't pour milk on the phone. Come on. Every time they do, the sea level right before they eat the wing, they show the skullville level of the, how hot it is. ahha Yeah, Gordon dude, that shit was fucking funny as hell.

Speaker: It's Saturday night. Like, you what do you think? Ryan's here too. The more you get pushed, the thicker your skin, the thicker your skin. Trust me, the higher you go. I love seeing this guy f***ing with Ryan. So it's not a... It's fine, no? It's not super hot. We're an idiot sandwich! You do? Yeah, that's quite zesty. You call them a shit sandwich.

Speaker: yeah okay that's hot now tingling everywhere yeah in the back half here it's a tough one yeah it's a tough one also it's that's the tiles on the back this is amazing the lime does that work

Speaker: but the fuck

Speaker: But to give you an idea, Blaze. I love Gordon Ramsay. I think he's great. I've had hot wings, man. I love hot wings. No, but the thing is, the way they do the show, and being some of you haven't seen it. Cash, what are you doing? They start out with, like, stop a deal or, you know, something really mild. And then the last one is a two million plus Scoville lip. Oh, I'm seeing that shit on the belly, guys. So they each one, they get hotter and hotter and hotter.

Speaker: know and like you can buy the package on Amazon so you can actually do hot ones yourself. I don't know what it costs. I need to look it up. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hang on. This one's coming. This one is, wait. Hold on. What? Shit. If, if, if, if I knew that we could trust you, Jeff, I would 100 % be like, you should order that pack and you should do the, do the challenge on the show. one I would. no I just don't trust you. that you i All those food talks got me hungry.

Speaker: I just don't trust you that you would actually do all 10 sauces. Oh, I would. Getting saucy up in here. I would totally do it. So to get the complete... Wait. You can get the the complete set of all 10 for like 110 bucks.

Speaker: Oh, the same sauces they use on the show? Same sauces. ah Yeah, it comes right from hot ones. No, shit. They got the the one that everybody freaks out on is called the bomb beyond insanity. And apparently it's OK. There we go. Heatiness. There it is. There's a link. Oh, yeah. Here it is. Yeah. The heatiness. That's a good play on words. Yeah. I just don't I just don't understand the point and in eating food so hot like that. It's like when I go get wings, I go for the flavor because I like the taste.

Speaker: the wings and you can't taste anything when it's so fucking hot other than the thing ah fires of hell. There's like this one that always gets me every time it's a the brands called Dave's insanity. Yeah, they got that they they do that on odd hot ones every once in a while.

Speaker: But like, yeah, I get it. But like to do the challenge would be cool. I mean, I would. The thing is, you buy this whole bottle of the the the hottest one they have is called the Last Dab. It's it it's literally the hottest thing on the planet. And and you would you buy this like five, ten dollar bottle, but you're only going to take a little bit of it because it's so fucking hot.

Speaker: So you literally every time your friends come over we're like here try this That would be the only reason to buy it and No, that's that's that's that's that's just uncalled for that's like um What is that what is that I don't know if it's Chinese or Japanese I think it's Japanese it's that li that liquor Saki yes sake japanese Japanese, my, my, my old, my old boss, uh, years ago, I should reach out to him. I know they don't live too far from me. He was cold. So we used to go over to, he's the guy that I told you about that. We built the big ass fucking, uh, like 19 by 15 projection screen on the back of his house to watch football. And the neighbors across the pond could watch it. Oh, dude. He put one in his basement and it went from floor to ceiling and like across his base and one of the walls in the basement and him and I were down there. No.

Speaker: fucking I think Call of Duty it was one of the World War II games one day. He was like, you got to check us out in the basement. I was like, I don't like these games. He's like, just try it. And then we played football down there in the base. yeah We would play football down there. But he when he was in the Air Force, he fought in Desert Storm and whatnot. But he was stationed over in Japan at one point in time.

Speaker: So he's got still got a bunch of connections to get like sake. We went over there for a football game and he was like, hey guys, I'm gonna break out this. I never had it before. but Friends don't let friends drink sake. First of all, i got taste like just science and at least warm it It's made from rice. I got a sake connection. It's technically rice wine. It's called the liquor store. Yeah. Well, I mean,

Speaker: Yeah, but the difference between if you buy it in Japan, and you buy it at the liquor store. Oh, yeah. different products yeah it's like what yeah it's It's like, it's like, it's like getting it's like getting legit. Like for me, I'm a beer guy, you know, getting legit German beer, as opposed to German beer that's been dumbed down by American standards. And it's only 5 % German beer is like 10 12%.

Speaker: Well, you can get German beer that's been imported from Germany, too. just Yeah, but he's like you have to stock only certain places can get it, though. Only certain places. I mean, you have to have there's a distribution license. There's a store over here. It's called Phoenicia. And basically, it's like a Mediterranean European store. And they have like all the beers from the UK, Russia, a Russian beer. It's called Falcita.

Speaker: it's called ball four They have it in grades like one, three, five, seven, and nine. Nine is the stout. Yeah. And that one's got like a lot of kick. Cause that was like 25. Look at that. And I'll pass out. But yeah, no, he gets it shipped over from Joe and I'd never had it before. Holy shit. Hey, yeah. And we did have it warm, warm i grabbed you by the booboo don't it? We had it warm, cold and room temperature. I don't know. We drank three bottles of it. There was like six of us.

Speaker: Man, I was about your asshole hurt in the morning. Somebody fucked you about about an hour, about an hour into drinking it. I said, a ah I don't think I'm going home. And he's like, don't worry, I got you. And then by the end of the night, I was like, I don't even know where I'm at anymore. Yeah, that's sake. What my ass. We all woke up the next day like, what the fuck happened?

Speaker: And can we get the license? time He woke up was like, oh, nobody's cuddling. Where are my pants? It was a giant man cuddle. It was ah it was a man on man cuddle fest. Yeah, I did. I had never had soccer before. But man, that stuff, you know, the first couple are gross. But after that, it's like, oh, this is actually pretty good. Yeah. Oh, Your brain cells have shut off at that point. Holy hell. You should try Soju. Soju? Yes. a ah Korean liquor? Yes. I think they have had that before. They have a Korean restaurant here and they sell that. And I was like, oh, that looks good. Cannot be a good man. I mean, like like japanese Japanese whiskey is pretty good. Yeah. it's not like trigger it I like drinking Japanese whiskey.

Speaker: But the, you know, the guy who, you know, a little bit interesting history, the guy, and I i don't remember his name, it was a long time ago. He actually, when he brought whiskey making back to Japan, he had went to, I think he learned, he went to Scotland ah and learned how to make scotch. And he took that knowledge and please, please double check me. I could be wrong. And he brought that knowledge back to Japan. So, but bourbon's really popular in Japan too.

Speaker: I just, I just, man, I just, and and that's not because I can't or I just gave up on liquor years ago. Um, Oh, I mean, like, Oh, if I'm having one or two, that's a different story. You know, I have drank my old man and I, you know, him and I, he's come over nights when we've been doing this show and he, bring he's a big bourbon guy. He likes bourbon.

Speaker: and he's brought a couple bottles over and him and I have fucking destroyed them. You know, we've even back before we started the podcast and I was just doing TikTok, he would jump on a TikTok with me and and he would be drinking it straight up. And I was like, can you mix it in some coke for me? But I just i just don't drink liquor like that anymore. I gave it up. I don't like who I become when I drink liquor.

Speaker: oh I don't drink it in abundance. Like, um, like I drank a little bit, was it Thursday after, after the show, like literally just two shots is all I had. I really hadn't and had anything to drink in like two weeks before then, but, um, and some nights it does pour a little heavy, but, but it's not like an every night thing. I don't, I can't do liquor all the time. Yeah. I can't even drink all the time. I'm happy with.

Speaker: with drinking beer. And now that I now that I now that I'm not real, I'm rarely drinking anymore, man. It's just like I told Jeff, like, you know, what ah yeah I said, you know, it's like when you have a drink in a while in that first drink kitchen, it's just kind of like, yeah, yeah. ah And then, you know, then it's fine after that. But, yeah.

Speaker: so so since I haven't really been drinking much anymore. Also, I've noticed my tolerance went away real fast. Hey, Jeff, check out that link. the guns Real fast.

Speaker: but But yeah, I used to like to get German beers, and I learned real quick that when they when they import alcohol to the states, depending upon their license,

Speaker: They have to dumb it down to American standards. Now, if they have certain license, they can get the full flavored and total wine and more, which I think is what you just pulled up. Yeah. This is total wine .com. They have that. They have that license, but you have to specifically ask for it.

Speaker: Like your liquor store here, that's got a lot of import German beers and shit, like straight from like monasteries or whatnot. Yeah. But yeah you have to specifically ask for it so they can order it in for you. And then I had, ah I have a buddy here that I grew up with who owns the liquor store. And I learned real quick, but I asked him to order it. He was like, he called me, he said, like, I got your beer in, but it's flying off the shelf. So I said a couple of six packs for you.

Speaker: And he was like, I was checking it out. Cause I've never had it before. He's like a six pack. He's going to put you on your ass. I said, it would put you on your ass, but not me. And, uh, he was like, yeah, I just ordered it. And then he's like, I was doing some research and, you know, him being owned in a liquor store. He's like, I didn't know that they dumbed it down unless you had this specific license, which he does have. And, uh, I was like, yeah, when I come in and get mine, I'll, I'll, I'll, I was a platinum partner and go out.

Speaker: Go out to parking lot and share one or whatever you said. then He'd never had him before. He was like, oh, I'm going to be ordering these all the time. October first is coming up. Yes. ah I do have kind of breaking news.

Speaker: I'm hungry, and I'm about to go make me something to eat, and you come in with breaking news. I guess I'm staying now. Well, the reason why I say breaking news, one of the first people to ever go viral back in the 80s, I think it was late 70s, early 80s, who passed away. And I'm going to play a clip here of him. This is his memorial from the news. I hope this is funny.

Speaker: Chinese meal into a viral mean diagnosed with cancer. He just had 82 gentlemen. This is democracy manifest. He he he actually got out of the of a Chinese restaurant because he didn't pay and and as they're putting him in the car, he's like, are you trying to touch my penis?

Speaker: good is genius man hu I'm trying to point say I have no idea who that is. I'll be back. I don't either. Jeff, you're an odd one for sure. When TikTok first came out, this is one of the first videos that got put up there. But this guy, Jack Carson, he, it like I said, it happened back in the, I want to say it. And obviously, you can kind of tell by the the video.

Speaker: and

Speaker: um I'm trying to find the full clip.

Speaker: um

Speaker: He's just known as the Chinese male guy, but like the full clip is hilarious. I've never heard of him. Never heard of him, never heard of my clip. I thought we talked about him before. Not to my knowledge. I'm trying to find the full video. But I used to drink a lot on the show, so.

Speaker: It drunk me and sober me are two different people. Oh yeah, here it is. I got it. I think I got. Are you sure?

Speaker: Play. Oh, well now it doesn't want to play. It's the job taking a male, a succulent Chinese male. Let me tell you, this has been in my mind for like two weeks now. There'll just be random times in the day and and I'll just

Speaker: Succulent mirror. I wanted to know what that guy was gonna say. I wanted to know what he does a couple times I just go what where does he go once you go do?

Speaker: Are you okay, do you smell toast but I Know today and I can translate Everyone running away as soon as Jeff says. Or rotten almonds. Every a one. They're running a web booth as soon as Jeff says, are mayo trying to touch my penis. Everybody runs away when Jeff says, are you trying to touch my penis? I wish I could find the whole clip.

Speaker: been driving great. It's an awful late night for you to be out, ma 'am. in o Who's that saucy little devil now? Yeah. She had a lady had a really, really cool panel out tonight for her for her friend show. I've been popping in every day, adding my two cents and whatnot.

Speaker: but but but but but but

Speaker: I'm sure she appreciates like this, motherfucker. I do. I go in and I chit chat in the chatters and and the chat and. And, you know, I try to participate in the hit or miss. Right. um The other day she had she had some crowd participation. It was really cool to to hear the crowd in the background.

Speaker: Uh, adding, adding their comments. She didn't have a panel. So it was just the chat on our lives and, uh, and the, uh, in -person audience. And it was really cool hearing them, uh, hearing them add their, add their two cents and commenting back and and telling her what she thinks. See, look at their fucker. Suck it, Jeff. Actually, I really do appreciate it. Thank you. Suck it, Jeff. Bitch ass.

Speaker: so i find find the dirt yeah Titans lead 49ers, 14, seven and a half time. We cash it out. We're watching the Browns Packers game today and he was like, man, the Browns are getting their buckets. I said, dude, it's preseason. I was like, we didn't even have any starters out there. I said, dude, we got a bunch of rookies and second and third stringers out there. I said, it's not that big a deal. It don't matter. I said the preseason is just so we get to see the, the young talent and, and, and different players.

Speaker: had we had our starters out there, they would have fucking kicked Green Bay's teeth into the ground. Just saying.

Speaker: ah But nonetheless, we were we were watching. We was watching our brownies. Yeah, I heard you guys when you were when we were starting. You're listening to that. Yeah.

Speaker: I just can't, I did watch a clip the other day on Nicky Tacky where ah the, where where it was US playing, who were they playing the other day in in basketball where like it was fucking close game.

Speaker: ah Brian would know. I know Brian's up on the, i do we went, we went, we went to, uh, cash and I went and got haircuts today. Cause they go back to school, uh, Wednesday. I got to get him looking right before he goes back to school for all his little girlfriends. And, uh, they had the Olympics out in the barbershop and my barber shout out to Denny's hair station.

Speaker: nirk ohio if you live in their car, go get your haircut and shit. Go see Denny or not Denny. Go see Randy and Shawna. They'll take care of you guys. They'll get you cleaned up real nice. ah And I'm not paid to say that. I've just been going there since I moved back to Ohio and I really liked that place and it's an old school barber Phil. It's just two chairs. Randy, Johnna, that's it. ah Go in there. You talk shit. Say what you want to say. My dad, the Olympics, he's like, you've been watching the Olympics.

Speaker: Nope. I know America's kicking everybody else's ass in the Olympics, but outside of, outside of that, I said, no, I haven't watched anything. I said, in all honesty, the two hours that we spent here today is the most that we've watched. And we watched, during we watched some marathon thing where Ethiopia won. Uh, and then we watched, um, the 10 meter dive for the men's. And I think Japan was Japan came in.

Speaker: For gold, China got silver and some weird white dude got bronze, who was real touchy -feely on the Asian guys. I don't know. And then they were showing breakdancing and I was still confused at breakdancing. Oh, yeah, that's that's new. they they theyqui That's new. That's new. That's and whatever. And then also, too, they have like rock climbing, but it's like that artificial what you see at the gyms, those type of rock climbing. yeah They do speed climbing. that sleep week I showed that I showed the the tryouts a couple of weeks ago before the Olympics started. They're quick. I'm like, that's new.

Speaker: Yeah. Well, i didn't they add, like, they added a couple of things this year. We were talking about it before it started. And a couple of, you know, the breakdancing thing, that that girl from Australia, holy shit, she's getting a lot of screen time because she can't breakdance for shit. The one that just plopped around like a fish out of water? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like she's gone viral because of it. Yeah. And I did see today that show the video. women's I'll find it. Whoa. Where's that voice coming? Hello, God. Is that you? Hello, Margaret. Is that you? Yes, this is God. It's me, Margaret. Deadpool reference. I broke the fourth wall. but but Bitch, is that what you think I do? Oh, I can break the proposal.

Speaker: yeah know he's like rachel gun that it that's what you think i do

Speaker: ah I mean, I talk **** but him and yeah ah Yeah, no, uh I did see that I think it was the women's Uh, USA women said to like, get back their gymnastics, get back their medals or something like that. I don't know. i kobi Yeah. so Okay. Like, like I said it on a, I said it on a Ted show. I got, I got Rachel Gunn breakdancing here. This is, oh my gosh. I mean, I said on Ted show that um this Olympics are as far as hospitality and officiating and accommodations. What's the absolute fuck was that?

Speaker: Yeah, no, I seen that I was I was watching the replay. and

Speaker: i remember No, this is actually in the Olympics. Yeah. Well, no, no. I mean, like some of those breakdancing dancing moves looks like kids show dancing moves. Yeah, basically, that's what it is. I know that right there's that. Yeah, that what the fuck? She's going viral because of this.

Speaker: You could not be mad at her confidence. So, man, I'm not mad at there being and break dancing in the Olympics. I think that's pretty cool, but don't they have some sort of like filter to keep that out? What's what's her name? What's her, what's her name? Rachel Gunn. Rachel Gunn is her name. yeah i'm um'm team I'm team Rachel Gunn all the way. Give her the gold. but Yeah, but but but by far though, like the Paris Olympics, as far as hospitality officiating and accommodations is by far the worst.

Speaker: Well, I'll tell you what though, and with them, well, go ahead. Uh, what, what like you said, you know, they're like 40 years and I told them, that's what I said in the barbershop. I said, there's like a bunch of 45 year old dudes that are in the Olympics that are ecstatic right now. Yeah. Yeah. Some guy who's watched breaking it and breaking it to the electric boogaloo nine million times. It's like, but my time the sh the only thing and that, the only thing that would make it better is that they had tech nine as one of the judges.

Speaker: did All right. We, I think we all can do see the French bowl boulder that everybody's freaking out about fucking who pulled it off of his own pecker. Yeah, this, I got the video here. fit oh really my god This is watching go. And I hope this is the video. Yeah. you You train your whole life to make it to the Olympics, to be on the Olympic team.

Speaker: There he is. And you get disqualified because you got a horse car. Ding -dong. Ding -dong. Oh, man. See, that song just gets in the way sometimes at the most inopportune times. But the funny thing is, if you give you see the people posted clips on it in the comments,

Speaker: on TikTok are a bunch of chicks going, so maybe I need to date a French guy. and yeah like there's respect all these like But the thing is, and somebody commented, you know it's funny if if a female poll voter hit the poll with her tits and guys were like, maybe I need to date a French chick.

Speaker: Those guys been saying that would be roasted, but nobody's saying shit when the girls are going. over to' jordan next I don't know about all that, but I don't know that his black book is in her. No, those one girl back in the like in the Tokyo Olympics, 2020, like her, she went, she cleared it, but then somehow her short got caught with the pole and like ripped, it like punctured this like ripped.

Speaker: Oh, like rip the uniform off? No, it didn't rip. It just like, it punctured and it just kind of ripped a little bit as, you know, as she fell down. Oh, it didn't like rip it off and just put a hole in it. I mean, like outfits does happen. I mean, even though like, you know, back eight, 10 years ago, the, uh, the Winter Olympics, the bobsledder for, uh, for the bobsledder, she squatted. She squats in her air her pants. yeah split maybe needs to get Some of that, some of that tape. that Homeboy needs some of that tape that drag queen shoes. You ain't just whistling Dixie.

Speaker: yeah ah but There's a whole new meaning to football to you. I guarantee you that guy goes on Tinder. He ain't going to have to worry about nobody not clicking. Oh, believe me, like just wear my Olympic outfit. OK. Yeah, I would just wear my Olympic outfit out in public. Have you seen? Have you seen like the the dorms that that that that the. Oh, my gosh, retarded.

Speaker: cardboard green um can of arc torate kidss again they They started doing that at like like two Olympics as a ago. Yeah, that they just didn't they start doing that at the Winter Olympics. I think because they were tired of the Olympic athletes all **** each other. Yeah, but but it was just announced the other day some Olympic girls. She didn't even medal, but she said she's had sex with every country already.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. If I was an Olympic athlete, and I would be through that shit. If I was that guy, if I was a vagina, it sounds pretty metal. And I was single. I 100 percent would go there with a checklist. All right. I want to bang every country. I want to go around the world without leaving this fucking town. Think about it. Think about it. If you're like a top star Olympian, like Usain Bolt. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. I mean, you can't even metal. She's good looking, though.

Speaker: that pole vulture definitely didn't uh metal but uh he got the gold medal in the dong olympics that's for damn sure his pickup line is just showing the video yeah he's just that's that's his tinder profile it's just yeah knock the pole down it's a 30 second free temperature He walks up to a girl in the bar or a guy. We don't know what his preferences are. This is true. He just walks up and he's like, uh, excuse me, can I show you something? Watch this video. Watch this video. What are you doing tonight? Just don't fall off the bed, okay?

Speaker: No, you know i don't, think that guy ever asked to without gone I don't think that guy has to worry about ever falling anywhere off the bed, falling. That man is the kickta yeah oh no yeah know my my dog ohio is only like four foot three or some shit like that.

Speaker: Looks like Brian sitting in one of those juggernaut fucking chairs. Simone Biles? Like a big recliner, but it looks like juggernaut. Dude, that would be so awesome. That's a regular chair. I need to buy me a new chair, but this was from my old job. Dude, Brian, you got to get you one of these Shaquille O 'Neal chairs. They're meant for big boy. I know you're not like a big, big guy, but they're so comfortable, bro.

Speaker: It's like Sealy does office chairs now. Lazy boy is getting into the office chair biz. Yeah. The chair, the chair that I have is a Shaquille and Neil brand and it's, it's, well, it's, it's oversized. Hey, which is nice, but the padding is so thick and comfortable. man And there's times where I'll be back here working on on podcast stuff and I'm, and I'll put the, I'll fucking recline it back and I'll put my feet up on my desk and I'm watching TV and working.

Speaker: The next thing I know, it's got the built in big foot sweat wicking moisture. It does. Thank you very much. The only thing that would make it better if it had like building a massage, like the massage chair. built in reach around built in reach around it. How many times have I told you not to bother me while I'm working on podcast stuff? Oh, man. Oh, or we should probably more Simone Biles. Yeah, Simone Biles. Have you seen her next to Shaq?

Speaker: Uh, she's like, have you seen, have you seen anybody next to Shaq? Agreed. But like her next to Shaq is fucking hilarious. Jeff, I'm six foot two and Shaq would make me look small. I get that. How tall is Shaq? Seven four. Seven one or something like that. But this chick is so, I think she's like four or something. She's like four or five. Four 11. Four 11. Oh my gosh. That's her next to Shaq. Oh my.

Speaker: Oh my. Um, that's that's quite a Simone Simone Biles. It says she's 48. That's quite a contrast. And all I put in was how tall is and and this popped up like a picture some um Simone Simone Biles. Yeah, you know, what you know, it's really funny though. It's kind of funny how when the sports how one person's I'm sorry, Shaq is 71. Sorry, one person's injury is another person's gain.

Speaker: I mean, if Caitlin O 'Hashi didn't get injured and then when everybody was cyber bullying her and all that, if she didn't withdraw, if if none of that ever happened, like Simone Biles will have to share the spotlight with Caitlin O 'Hashi because when they were. Caitlin O 'Hashi is a bad bitch. She's a bad bitch too. I was surprised like Erica Fontaine didn't make it or Olivia Dunn. I'm like, are you, what the hell?

Speaker: Well, yeah. Nobody would know if Simone Biles would win for Caitlin Ohashi dropping like withdrawing. Well, no. Simone Biles, she played, she was in the Olympics last time. Oh, thanks. Yeah. But I'm just saying, Caitlin Ohashi, if she didn't get injured and didn't bow out because like the whole - That Ozman reviews of Caitlin Ohashi cracks me up every time. And then even though, yeah, she's thick, but the girl is a total badass.

Speaker: Olivia done too worried about being being hot and being all over social media. just and i don't think she Who was it? Who was it? Gabe gave Erica Fontaine. Who was it that gave shit? She was talking shit about the US Olympics team. And then when they won gold, they're like they they repeated what she said in a snide way. But it was it was just enough where nobody caught it.

Speaker: Oh, okay, Brian. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's the one I was looking at, Glick. No, no, no, no. I didn't know who Erica Fontaine was. Yeah, she puts Olivia Dunn to shame. I don't even like Olivia Dunn, but I'm just saying, like, yeah, she puts her to shame, man. Yeah. That is a pretty girl. Wow. And then look at Caitlin Ohashi. I mean, like... Caitlin Ohashi, she's... Who's the real... Who's the real thick white girl? Caitlin Ohashi.

Speaker: Well, she said she's half Korean. and Yeah. i don't say Yeah. Well, obviously, want to crack me up was the did you hear about this? The the French there was a French gymnast. No, that's not who I'm thinking of either. But the French if you look at her floor routine, if you see if you see how Kaitlyn Ahashi moves and all that, like on her floor routine, like she's just she's on it.

Speaker: No, these, I used to, I used to watch gymnastics back in the, I don't, I don't care about them. The, the, the floor routines, the, the, these, these, these but the ladies, and even the men who gymnastics is always fascinated to be, I don't know how they do have the shit they do without like snapping their legs in half.

Speaker: For real, like, and I mean, like for like the men's gymnastics, the rings. Holy fuck. Yeah. Those are like bad asses. They are like shredded to shit. Like Michelangelo carved, man. I mean, like you see them and they're holding and you see every strand of muscle. leg Yeah. and of and Individually, yeah individually. Yeah. Like now the gymnastics has always been been one of my favorites in the in the Olympics.

Speaker: I don't know what it is. Like I don't know anything about gymnastics. I just if whether it's You know the floor routines or the rings or they Like how much are more thing in door? Yeah, well not necessarily because like when I was when I did cheerleading I learned tumbling and it's it's literally I Never pictured you doing cheerleading. I'm not not I got Jeff Jeff was a cheerleader I was. But I mean, but like, but I mean, but just the, like how they move so fluid, especially like staying on a beam, like doing what a beam is not something simple. And then like the vault, like running at full speed, jumping on, jumping, trying to do a handstand and try to hit the dismount. Like that, that's insane going, you're running at it full blast. And then just,

Speaker: Yeah, that's good. Gym gymnastics has always been one that's that's caught my attention and I've enjoyed watching it. I don't know anything. I don't know nothing about it. What's going on? I don't know what the hell the moves are called but it's just fun to watch. What am I looking at? Oh, that's me as a cheerleader. I'm sorry. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Jeff had bleach blonde hair for the long. Oh, he also worked. He also wore stupid jinko jeans that I wanted to strangle him with. They were awesome. I had jinko. Shut the fuck up. So so. So the difference between you and Jeff. No, I was I was what's called I was with I was a base topic. And and, you know, you toss the chicks in the air. I got I don't have video.

Speaker: I mean, I know there's video out there somewhere, here but - Come on, ladies. Let's go get our hair did and do facials in our nails. yeah Yes. love They got facials. Don't worry about it. Let me see your child's hands, ladies. Brian caught but like that. so you Not from you, Jim. I helped throw her up in the air.

Speaker: Jeff was smaller than any of the, he was the one being thrown up in the air. That's Jeff in the skirt in the middle. No, not even one. No, but back to, we were talking about Caitlin O 'Hashi. The best video of her is this. This cracks me up. Wish we made her come back. Wish you made her come back. Session with Caitlin O 'Hashi. She's powering up, gymnast activated. Here we go. Flippy one, flippy three, four, five. Fuck yes!

Speaker: already. She rewards vintage groovy disco moves. She refocuses because she knows that with great flippy spinny power comes great responsibility. however She made that look pissy. There's a clappy clap. Another clappy clap. She had her disc at her back.

Speaker: I see man is probably the greatest man. Funny things I've ever seen. The greatest YouTube channel ever created is is is his is is is his. We need to get him on the show. Oh, good luck. That dude is huge. He's like he's booked. He he does. He does all these reviews of like fail videos and stuff like that. Oh, OK. He but he he does it with that same tenacity that he does that Caitlin Ohashi video.

Speaker: um he didn't use those fuck Yeah, you know, you know the yeah you know that heartwarming video of the ah little kid. running the football. He's at like cerebral palsy and some big ass fucking lineman destroys him at the end. Oh, not another teen movie. Oh, no, no, no, no. It's it's actually a real video. Lucas. Yeah, that Osman did it. He's like. Hey, Jeff. Hey, Jeff. Play that one for ah Erica Fontaine. Like I'm surprised like she never she never qualified for the for the for the Olympics. Is this I mean, she's very good, too.

Speaker: I'll fucking miss uh Terry Tate videos. Who's Terry Tate? You know, the old Terry Tate videos. You've been Terry Tate. But overall, but overall,

Speaker: I don't know know a line.

Speaker: Go Mountaineers.

Speaker: Virginia Mountaineer. She goes to college at. Yeah, but like the the the things gymnasts do is floor routine. Guys floor routine versus girls floor routine. Two totally different things because the girls like do little dance moves like, you know, the shake and, you know, moving their arms. Guys just fucking flip the entire time. He was talking about Terry Tate, the old NFL linebacker. Yeah, that's commercials. The office linebacker. Yes. Yeah. yeah

Speaker: Okay. Yes. That was so fun. Jeff should do, or Brian should do sports on what the fuck news. Brian's never around. Brian's got a weird schedule. Yeah, my schedule's weird. I hop up when I can. I like to have you. However though, however though, and not well, let me see. Brian's going to get in trouble if he gets caught hanging out with the likes of us.

Speaker: and about six days on but and six days i'm on my vacation. Oh, nice. So what are you are you are you going anywhere? Are you doing staycation? No, staycation that way. I could just relax and wine coming. You come into Ohio and barbecuing for me putting my putting your meat in my mouth for a week.

Speaker: i heard mean Please pride put your meat in my mouth. but I'll be like that little mother bird like, here you go. While we're doing the show, Brian just pops up behind me. Open up. Fresh off the grill. ah Yeah, that's good meat right there. But now, I mean, like, like, track or field. and We're talking about barbecue.

Speaker: respect to the girls that did the the four, the four 100 meter relay they got the gold, you know, Chicago Richardson and company, and then also to the other women that did the 400 meter relay the four before, like,

Speaker: with uh with captain the queen the the queen her highness herself Sydney McLaughlin Lavroni I don't know who that is but but what what is you you love her dude she's okay like she is what's her name Sydney McLaughlin Lavroni she just she like she broke her own record six times oh yeah yeah you were yeah I heard that you were talking about that on uh on on uh late night parent yeah like she broke her like she breaks she gets all the things she breaks her own record of' like six times that's crazy that's impressive as fuck that she's an absolutely her first she debuted in the Olympics when she was 16 at the Rio games but she was like

Speaker: She she had she she said like she she couldn't handle the pressure because she's 16. She's away from home. She's then she's in high school. And how do you balance all three? You know, she's mind blowing. Yeah, how do you do everything? But she did OK for her debut, but that was at 16 and then boom, come 2020 of the Olympics. Just lit lit it up in her fucking prime. Yeah, nice.

Speaker: But I mean, but then 2020 Olympics, she said this Olympics means a lot because A, you got the friends and family there because it's Tokyo. There was nobody. Yeah. Um, but they're like saying like, cause I mean, when you look at it, when you look at the lap, the race that she did was she broke her own record. When you look at the camera and it just looks like it's a sold out crowd and it got louder at the moment she broke free, the crowd got louder. And everybody was asking like, man, everybody was cheering for you. She goes, honestly,

Speaker: You really, she goes, really? You can't tell because you can't hear that. your focus ah But she's not, but she's not sure if somebody was catching up to her or whatever. She's just like, just kept going. But then when, when she crossed that line, like the whole stadium erupted, like everyone when there a controversy on the men's race, like yeah like you know like by a toe the men's yeah like yeah like daily one by like what like literally by how do you how do you how do you determine a big they they do they have a shout out shout out to the right there on the finish line shout out to having a giant snots now i was watching we were watching the men's diving today it was a 10 meter diving i think it was

Speaker: And, and there was this kid on there. He was from Mexico. I think he came in like, he was in the top 10. I can't remember where he finished 17 years old and the announcers and the commentators were all on this kid's junk man. They're like, you know, this is, he he made his Olympics day Olympic debut this year. And they're like.

Speaker: He is going to be an absolute force to be reckoned with at the next summer Olympic. The next one. I don't know. I don't know shit about the dives or anything like that other than the fact that like I'm I'm watching. I'm like splash is basically. Well, no, I'm watching and they and they go off. They go off the off the off the platform and it's like, how do they not crack their head? How are they not smacking their feet on this thing? But the kid was doing some impressive shit like with the black flips and the spinny dozy does and the and the, and they were like breaking down like synchronized diet. Well, then they were but breaking down like his technique when he would hit the water and this, this lady that was commentating, she was like the way his hands hit the water. And then he's got the arch and the, and then the way his toes are pointed and blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, I don't know, but it looked cool to me. And they had this absolute fucking rock star from Australia.

Speaker: The last I seen he was in like, the last I seen he was in like 12th place, but every time he got on the platform, the entire arena went nuts. He had long hair, bleach, blonde, long hair, and tattoos everywhere. And every time he got up on the platform and I'm like, the guy just is not doing very well though, according to the scores.

Speaker: Well, the funny thing is, is like, what up? Rock Lee. When you're. What is going on? What's up? Very quote unquote, smaller company, smaller country. but You don't get the support like like for for Americans to become like a great diver. All you can do is go to the pool every day. You know, no big deal and jump.

Speaker: you know a little guy i think i yeah but but but but a cut you off right there jeff i think i think there's a lot more than going into being a athlete than just going to the pool every day and jumping in the water because if that's the case no we're all olympic caliber athletes i would yeah the cannon ball i'm just saying yeah I'm going to make a suicide joke, but I don't know. yeah i actually have a pay to because you you do You have to pay for coaches and all that stuff. The money is just not there. like so So a smaller country like that gets somebody that's that's doing really well, that's fucking awesome. Karate is just kicking people, right Jeff?

Speaker: three um do do do do do scan for mexican so

Speaker: I've seen that movie. I love it. I love that movie. It's amazing. But that's why they don't let novices compete anymore. It's that Eddie the Eagle guy.

Speaker: If you're ever looking for a good film, check out Eddie the Eagle. it's about Yeah. Olympic ski jumping. Those guys are **** nuts. You're muted, Brian. Oh, yeah. Based on true events. But yeah, Jeff, you were you were sweaty. ah but I put I uh I put the clip of like McLaughlin making making history. Okay. Back to back. First woman to ever do that. Jeff has watched it a million times. availabl Hey, hey, Rocky.

Speaker: bgs called they went their shirt back Uh Oh, shut up, man. I'm wearing it. I actually didn't plan on being on here long, guys. I hopped on. I'm actually at a wedding right now, but I'm on my brain. You popped up my brain and I was like, I have to hop in. It's been too long. I forgot about you. I have to hop in. Make sure you guys know. It's a regional thing.

Speaker: Oh, we thought we we just thought you were big time in us. You know, you're all, you're all famous and celebrity. Got your new album. Got your new, you got your debut album coming out soon. I actually have news on that. Uh, but I'm going to share it with you on a very special episode of nonsensical nonsense. Uh, probably next week. Should I be worried?

Speaker: No, it won't let me. It's a regional thing, Brian. Blaze or drag click on one of those clips and share your screen. val which any hey It won't let me cause it's ah because it's not available in my country.

Speaker: OK. Hold on one second. I got it. That's because that's because Rocky that's because Rocky loves us. I do. I do love you guys, man. Of course, I have to hop in. It's been two weeks and I was like he's got to get away so he doesn't steal the bride. Oh, don't get me started on the bachelorette party. I was there. Yeah. Hey, Connor, Lieutenant Lieutenant Dan called and he said he wants his gimmick back. All right, here we go.

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Speaker: Set. Women's 4x4 play. Team USA leading off with Shamir Little, who also wants to draw your attention to Lika Klomber.

Speaker: Also a phenomenal 400 meter runner. She is in lane five. Team USA is in lane six. I have no idea what's going on. It's a quarter mile run. the end boys off to a great but shemi for women one she's won three four hundred races apart and rela walk with harder i think that She's in a good spot again right now. She's out there in front of her. Holy shit. For the second half of this lead off Leggett. Now look at her close ground and get to makeup.

Speaker: that posted a Jamaica on this lead off left. And guess who's standing by? Sydney McLaughlin LaVernay. The Olympic champion. You know, I was trying to get to that. We gotta go. Boom. Damn, he's quick. That was a bomb. He got out of there like a shot out of It's very hard to come out the blocks and runs up 50. A lot of times we see the first leg at 50, so 496 was great. I mean, a gun.

Speaker: this might have been the right move because she this race looks like it's over. Nobody is catching sending the block on the running. Well, she simply has put the hammer down, but. She's like three. We'll give We'll give her as fast as flowers on that.

Speaker: un go's house of music we give the spotlight but she like I agree. is the trumps but it's not very close to ten usa and getting ready this yeah worried but look that champion Gaby Thomas, she got hurt so little the other night.

Speaker: Gabby has been running, whoa, 47, 8 % off by herself. That is why the closest runner is about 30 meters back. Gabby Thomas has been running 100, 200, and 400 this season, campaigning for a spot to do what she's doing right now and go home with three Olympic gold medals.

Speaker: and walk the rested way jesus is in second place that i even paided a final in the women's fall foot that maybe a

Speaker: Well, one thing is for sure. Alexis Holmes is going to get the biggest lead that she has probably had since college because Gabby Thomas has done one head of a third leg here. Here is the time for your old no immediate pressure.

Speaker: is i for that second spot of the potential that was forty night four forget we top this race is effectively over so let's look at see who's running english and ireland is still lord andber anding tim greg britain has pushed it in in the second and the netherlands and infant to go my spoil the i Scott was still trying to figure the way out of the locker room.

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Speaker: is a 400 meter. 500 women's 400 medals is away. It's been 700 years since these women race. This is the race of the night. Sydney McDonough has set the ball in her sight. And like you mentioned, she's going to be back down the back stretch, but they aren't close. You can tell who's in the lead by who goes over the hurdle first. And Sydney is marginally in front, affect the ball. Yeah, she's making up the stagger. Affect the ball is not done with what she has to say yeah someones running for our lives or my husband running for a life for turn and she's yeah a feca bold they were like stay like yeah at the fast right they're like. got to that third cornerr She's gone. she like yeah

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Speaker: She just ran a quarter mile in 50 seconds. That's what I don't know. I don't know, but YouTube is going to fucking ban the hell out of us. Yeah, it's worth it.

Speaker: yeah They do not have a share feature. We're going to we're going to catch so many strikes. Well, the the thing is, is like. the YouTube channel that he's playing. I can't watch in Mexico. I have to watch the like each country has their own rights. So like the one I use is is actually a Mexican channel. and This is when an ExpressVPN ad starts up. Yeah. Yeah. I use a VPN. ExpressVPN ad starts up. I had one first. We were we were

Speaker: We were just talking about that at the barbershop today because he uses express, uh, my barber uses express VPN where he would show, he would show me the app. He has an app on his phone and stuff like that. I was like, I don't know what any of that means. It just means that you can, uh, basically what it does, your IP address changes yeah based on where you are. So you can,

Speaker: You basically with a VPN, it makes your IP address start in a different country. I i see your forest gun reference and I raised you a sleepy Connor. Joe Biden wants his IQ back. Plano sports is what I had to watch. Not land at all. No. Well, if Connor was here, you would understand. We call sleepy Connor, sleepy Connor, because he's our very own personal Joe Biden. Yeah.

Speaker: I know, but the way you did it, it did the way you said it just didn't land. Just calm down. Calm down Steven. Not all of us can be as amazing broadcasters as you Brian. Well, thank you.

Speaker: good I hope you enjoyed your broadcasting career because the server since you're hanging out with us. tonight Oh, did you post that? that You're going to get in trouble. Which one? With the clown on it. like Yeah, supposed to i though I didn't see it. I didn't see it. That click and put it shared it to us until I had watched it on TikTok. Nice. I shared a clip from one of our previous shows with the co -host who's no longer with us.

Speaker: I put it on TikTok and I put it on, uh, on Instagram and the co -host who's no longer with us. I put a, uh, a clown or for top of you should play it.

Speaker: Uh, Joe or not. or kids delivery us it's To make it land. He should have said it in the voice of Biden. Oh, I don't, die yeah, I don't do voices though. I'm not in person. That's what I said. It didn't, it didn't land. I mean, I guess, I guess, I guess Biden's a pretty easy impersonation.

Speaker: well ah fire ah Since the clowns no longer here, Brian has to. Yeah.

Speaker: Now, hey, look, not all jokes. you Hey, Connor, it's President Joe Biden. I want my IQ back, you sleepy bastard. Then that would like that would make that have been funny. But he was like, hey, Biden. I don't i don't know if that made it funnier. Yeah, I know. You just sounded like me. just so You just do put some bass in your voice and sounded like me. What are you drinking tonight there, stir fry Brian? Splenda flavored iced tea.

Speaker: Oh, why Splenda? Splenda's gross. I'm trying to calm down on the sugar, man. You know what? I'm not shitting on you there. I stopped drinking a lot of pop and got back on my beer quite a bit.

Speaker: oh you There's no sound. It's it's a Canadian. Ladies and gentlemen. you yeah i was speaking of profound Hey, speaker clouds, would you guys want to go to Las Vegas and spend the weekend at the clown motel? I'm in pain. I'm in. and and I don't have a fear. I don't have a fear of clown.

Speaker: No, no, no, apparently it's the most haunted hotel in Las Vegas because no i know yeah noyard tell me I'm definitely not going right Brian trust me paranormal guy ghost guy I know exactly what you're talking about. Trust me yeah oh know what are you saying is my only blas worried about the natural o' connor it's an know well i'm I'm not scared of no ghosts I just, I, yeah, I know. I don't hang with clowns, man. I gotta say, man, I'm digging. I'm digging. You're growing your beard out. You're growing your hair out. It looks good on you, man. It's getting there. Yeah. It looks good on you ski the grouch. I just keep keep it at like, I'd normally have like a media fed, but now I'm going to go with a low fade because I want this kind of like blend in a little bit. as i'm been think've I've been, I've been on the fence about it. I was like, yeah, maybe living with, let me just grow it out a little bit.

Speaker: Yeah, no highlight ringer I just like to go and say the but like the favorite on the side and then like she uses the the the straight razor and trying to line it up early. name So see what's up. You got to grow a beard. You got to go get the barber, get to get the hairstylist to clean it up, edge it up. We just, I take, oh I mean, I grow up mine now, but I take the the sides all the way down to the skin. But I mean, mine's, mine's actually down to my, just at the base of my neck, my neck right now when it's not pulled up.

Speaker: Yeah, i mean like I mean like beforehand, before I would do any type of styles, with it like I used to have just straight long man bun. I never wore the man bun. I did however do, I did the Qui -Gon Jen hairstyle, where it's like half up, half down. I did that. I've done that before. And then my and then my sister my sister one time took like, she did my hair like in sections, like she had one right up in here.

Speaker: park braided it and then she took the middle part of my hair braided it and then the lower part and braided it. So like when you look at it, it's like a small, medium, large braids. And then the one time - Sounds like an excuse to eat. And then ah another time, like she had my hair in a ponytail and then like within the ponytail, she did mini braids in the ponytail.

Speaker: Never do that. I've worn the man bun. I've had a man bun, ironically. Like i used to have to I used to have to do it when I worked at Orkin because men were not allowed to have long hair at Orkin. So that's why I started cutting my hair like this. Because when I first started working at Orkin, all my hair was long. It was down past my shoulders. I think I've i think i've showed the pictures on here before. I know i know I've sent them to Jeff.

Speaker: But um i think so I started doing my hair like this and and it was down past my shoulders when I lived in Charleston, but I would have to pull it up and put it in a man bun so I could put my hat on. And then they couldn't see it. And one day they were trying to use me and ah as an example and and like a company meeting and they're like, you guys, we want you to be clean, like click. And I was like, okay. And then, you know, we'll know that's what happened. One of the guys reached over and pulled my hat off and they're like,

Speaker: Nevermind. Can you pull that out? And I pulled my ponytail out. Like I said, it was down past my shoulders. And they're like, we never knew you had hair. because You're always got a hat on. Yeah. like I always wear a hat. So in 2012, I was down at Aniston, Alabama, because we had to do like decontamination training for when I worked my like during my medical career.

Speaker: And they were like saying, because like how we gotta have these certain masks, they gotta be airtight. I had to go to one of the sporting goods stores and get a skull cap. And I had to get all my hair up, like like been there put the skull cap on. Swimmers cap style. Yeah, basically it was just like, I had to get all my hair up in there. And then another thing, but it was, it was like when my hair right there is just pressed down on me. He had a bad jubei. It would tug, I'm like, ow.

Speaker: Cause we had to do it where we had to put the mask on head and then I had to shave. Yeah. and That was sucked. I had to be clean shaven. So I had to do that because with the mask that we had to put on, it had to like really fit where there was like no, like no room for error for it to get in. But no, I feel like I had to do all that. I'm like, Oh.

Speaker: Yeah. Like I said, I say, I say ironically, because, you know, back when I was on Periscope, they used the like, it's got a man button. So I'd be like, all right, fuck it. You want to joke about my man button? Here you go. I'd put my man button on, but I'm like, you fuckers are just jealous because half of you are bald. At least now, like, I kind of, I kind of like a little tail. Yeah.

Speaker: I figured like, let me just do a low, a low ball thing, throw out a little bit and then later kind of do a blend. Now I went shortly after I came back home to Ohio, went to, oh man, I want to go to the written fest again this year. I wonder if I'll be able to pull that off. I went to the Renfest and that, yeah, the Renaissance fest. I think he said a rim.

Speaker: oh that's mean great Oh, that's, that's what, that's what I come to the rest stop at the Kentucky, Ohio line. And I get that rim, a little rim treatment, clean my, get my rim cleaned up real nice from Blaze.

Speaker: there's Blaze is like, thank you so much for letting me be on the network. right

Speaker: new services. We thank you for your service, please. Hold on. Hold on. I gotta to remove this cock. from my mouth What was that? No, we went to the I went to the Red Fest one year and there was that there was a boot and there was a bunch of ladies and they were doing like hair braid and and braiding beards and and my beard was a lot longer at the time. So I went up and I paid to have my beard braided and they put in like that.

Speaker: like the rooms and and like different, different beard beads. I go, there's a wolf and a millimeter and stuff like that. And I took my hat off to fix my hair real quick. And the girl that was braiding my beard, she's like, you have to like, she's like, you have to let me put Viking braids in your hair. And I was like, all i was like look I already paid a ridiculous amount of money to get my beard braided. And she's like, no, no, no, no.

Speaker: This is for free because I want to braid your hair so bad. And I was like, Oh, whatever. So she braided my hair out, but I had them in for my, for, for, for a couple of weeks. But my daughter's currently learning how to do Viking braids. So she can play. I have one for you, Glick. Here's what you should do. This one right here, I can see you rocking this one. Yeah, wait.

Speaker: Yeah. My oldest daughter is, uh, is currently learning how to do the Viking braids. Cause she wants to, uh, there you go. Right there. Hell yeah. I don't know if I look as fancy as that fucking crank head, but yeah,

Speaker: yeah i was gonna say mike yeah that guy is skinny. I can rock that shit. sa my hands right out on the road no we have a viking yo viking bread i have moreing it in that big na big race right in middle that's all I had at the Renaissance. Yeah, yeah they did they great they they she put multiple braids in it and had it pulled back and and and braided the braids. It was actually really cool looking. I was like, man, man, my beard looked really bad. I was like, man, I feel like a **** badass. I'm ready to go to war. I feel like I'm

Speaker: Oh, yeah. See, netflix so now I just want to go ahead. Oh, I want to hold a pillage some women and rake the village. I mean, wait, hold on a second. Yeah, see, now I want to go hop on the horses and rake the women and rake the horses.

Speaker: yeah but Something like that. A buddy of mine bought a 3D printer down the road and we were looking at stuff to 3D print. I need to 3D print this for you. Oh, Jesus.

Speaker: but and Dude, I was rocking on the show. I was rocking on the show one night. that would Call you a punhead. We're going through that website. Think of her some things he can print because he's actually trying to make some money on it. I was like, yeah here, you'll print this. but Yeah. The guys, the guys, the guys who wear men buns intentionally, like, no, no, no, no, no bueno amigo.

Speaker: Yeah. They all but but just, they all look like this. just you just under entice you Get your motor on. Look at all that brother, brother.

Speaker: really Those videos cracked me up. It's a bunch of bikes running by, and they're like, look at all the brother, brother, brother, brother. Dude, man, if I did not do my hair, if I grow it out, I could definitely do this. This is definitely doable for me. like you see see see See what I'm saying about Connor. Can and anybody translate? Check it out, Jeff. Is it yours? I can definitely do that look. In the house. They might not answer.

Speaker: have you ever seen the you ever seen the show Viking? Nice, right? Yeah. I want to do mine like Ragnar Rothrock. It wasn't my time. I have my I even have my hair done corn roll. Maybe maybe maybe he maybe he was uh maybe he was India.

Speaker: A bit like Jeff. a Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

Speaker: Is that right different? Yeah. Probably if I do, probably if I do do that, if I do go back to the Renaissance, I could probably do like the two grades. Yeah. down I want to go. I want to go. I've been wanting to go back. Well, I want to go back ah we for multiple. A, it's it's so much fun. B, but B, I want to, I want to get a few things. I want to get some more.

Speaker: want I want to hopefully see if I can find the but the the blacksmith who made my my chain um and see if he can make me a couple rings, maybe another chain.

Speaker: so But now the Renaissance Fest is fun as hell, man. I don't give a damn. And I want to dress up. I want to dress up and go to the Renaissance Fest one time. Oh, 100%. I'm sorry. I'm just surprised that nobody's done this yet.

Speaker: you're a fucking

Speaker: I might be a nerd, but I'm a happy fucking I might be a nerd, but I'm a happy fucking nerd walking around with a big old leg of some kind of random meat and a horn full of meat.

Speaker: Yeah, 1st. they And then every weekend is a themed weekend. So yeah I've never been to, I've never been to when I heard I was going, I was going pirate weekend because I have like my scabbard, my sword, my pit, my flip, flip lock pistol. And then I bought a hat that I did a tricorn fold.

Speaker: but I would refuse to dress up. I bought some pants with the elastic band, so that way it's kind of baggy. i got and put It puts it because of pockets, so I was like, cool.

Speaker: yeah i have like sat this is why glick goes to the renest let's be honest like im word not my door golden this poor beer drown her throat um um to me that flame that's which you didn't like that you Just another reason for him to drink beer. I've got a, I've got a friend of mine, her and her husband. my Yeah, Connor, that makes you gay. But like you said, if you put in female Celtic, viking Viking and Google, does a picture of her pop up? Probably. I looked at that. I have a friend on her and her husband. they they They actually are characters at the Renfest. And we knew each other from when I was on Periscope or when I came home and they were from they're from up here in Ohio. And

Speaker: And we, we, ah we were chatting one night, the three of us and I was like, yeah, I think I'm going to go to the Renfest. And I didn't know they were from Ohio. And they're like, Oh, the one which one I said in Ohio. I said, I've never been, but it looks like a lot of fun. And she was like, Oh, you, you should totally come meet me and my husband. I was like.

Speaker: You guys are going to be there. They're like, we're characters there. We, like, we work there every year. there We're swingers. a like ah yeah i wrong i I actually, actually, I think that's, I think that's where that conversation was going because when, when I met them, she took one of those, like, it was like a little mini horn and, and.

Speaker: She had one of them, like they were everywhere. <unk> and and And she put it out and she grabbed my head and she was like, enjoy your drink. And I was like, Oh God, I'm going in. You know, so the last time I was there at the Renaissance, I couldn't believe it though, because there's so much ground, you're walking around a lot. I spent, I had like $200 in cash and all that went to food and drinks. It lasted about three minutes.

Speaker: Yeah. food Like I was walking around, I eat a turkey leg. I'm like, boom. And I'm like, walk around with interacting, blah, blah, blah, drinking beers, drinking all the but beers and everything. And then I still walk around more again. I'm like, yeah, let me try this. Let me have that. But I'm like, damn, I'm out of cash. That's like but within two hours. I got I got I had I got I got something to eat and then I got a few drinks and then I I went and I like I bought I bought my I ordered my Moneer that my Moneer that I have.

Speaker: that I have a really cool, uh, uh, Odin that was carved out of wood um on the pig. It's a really cool picture that was carved. The the guy carved it out of wood. Um, totally I saw like the one Pilsner mug where it has like the the leather covering and it has like the the Nordic, the Nordic symbols on it. I want that bastard. And then I have, when I have, I don't know, it's actually somewhere over here, but I have this really cool, uh, leather bound, um,

Speaker: call call spade a spade a journal but it's leatherbound and it's in the papers like old school like old school paper so it's like it's yeah brownish color like and but and dude i seen it and i was like man i gotta have that and and i think i've only written on like four pages in it but but definitely worth hundred blocks never as yeah yeah jeni but the rent fast look at that food I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker: Let's be honest, Jeff. We know you weren't looking at the food. That's why you put the picture up there. Yeah, like for those that don't know or probably not, like, yeah, I'll i'll show it, Jeff. This is like our Texas Renaissance Festival. Yeah, there's a...

Speaker: It looks just like the Renfest here. Dude, I swear to God, that looks just like Renfest here. It looks the exact same, dude. I'd want to go and just speak it that, you know, the old language, old English the whole time. Ye old, you know, all that shit. My lord, my lady. Yes. does that with by that hello Is that what they do, Jeff? Yeah. he No, I've never been. Ye old shit.

Speaker: there's a <unk> but I saw that I was like, that's funny.

Speaker: No, I think that 100 that 100 % looks exactly like our repair. the entrance and everything. There must be like a, there must be like a traveling like a blueprint for every state. Like probably has to look like this. Where's your most wood woodsy area that we can just claim and buy and yeah. Where do all the nerds hang out at? That's where we want to hold it. No, our rent fest is like in the middle of fucking nowhere. Like you're just driving down and Jeff will get the reference. You're just like driving down 70. You're like driving down 71. So what would be an invitation back in the day? Mine? Yeah. I'd be a blacksmith. I'd be a blacksmith. I would probably be like a warrior or the town drunk.

Speaker: Yeah, I was going to say, you've been telling the wrong thing. Telling the wrong stuff, yeah. No, I think I the jester yeah but no know and no and no and and know and all i think i think i would 100 % be a blacksmith. I think I'd be really cool. I mean, Jeff, like, Glick would probably be like, I want to be the Hand of the King. No, I don't want that job title.

Speaker: I don't want to give the, you andy I don't want to give the king. I'll be handed the kidding. I'll be like, ken't like, no, you die. You die. You get the thing. That's a lot of pressure. I'll just I'll just be a warrior. I'll be a berserker. I'd run that. I'd run that **** like Tywin Lannister, man. Oh, don't get me wrong. I wouldn't have sex with your sister. Horny, horny, horny. He's just going to have sex with your sister. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker: and you say daddy tywin daddy thailand he was told that He was the father. There's only one daddy here in its place, bitches. Daddy, but daddy, please. Daddy, please. Hey, daddy, please. I've been a bad boy, daddy, please. You should punish me. Well, come Vandora, let me spank her. Ooh, that would be Dr. D to be daddy, please.

Speaker: Where's my fucking link? In the chat, actually. I got it. Well, I was going to say, we should probably take a ah break. I got to make my bladder a ladder. I was thinking the same. We're only two hours in. A lot of a lot of skittle flavored water over here. It just sounds like it's pure sugar. You know, we had that conversation and I really thought that that was the case. But in actuality, it's sugar free.

Speaker: ah What are you looking at? What are we looking at, Brian? There it's dandy lin my um it It's just an act of hand. But you are the hand now, my lord. But I have not revoked the acting hand's decree. Oh, my lord. I must say, this is most surprising. Perhaps he had it right.

Speaker: Perhaps in the black cells, you truly found your - Eel shit. That's exactly how they talk to you. That's what I'm saying. I mean, that's how I would talk the entire time I was there. Stop fucking hitting him in the back. Am I the only one to see through this performance? That is the child's dad's always a baddie, though, isn't he? Yeah. He's so good at it. No, before we get fucking canceled,

Speaker: but You guys see all jack was fucked up and you guys with the Olympics and what what show is that? yeah thrones yeah Go to the Dragon Ring. gosh

Speaker: Alright, Jeff, are you caught up on a House of the Dragon? nope i haven't watched it i'm waiting heard it's not as good to go back to the comments i know that some things don't translate so when when glick was talking about the horns Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, trust me. It was it was ah over here. There was a ah ah huge hit. I'm trying to think when it was like late 90s, early 2000s. And literally the words were, I'm horny, horny, horny, horny. In my head, that's what I had in my head. what've picked out I'm horny, horny, horny. I was thinking of the song, but of course it probably wasn't. Yeah, sure you were. I always am, darling. So yeah and I always take us to bed.

Speaker: I'm tired. That's not the reason why but okay. That's this is' what they all say. She saved that video. of this She saved that video of that French guy. She's going to be double clicking that mouse tonight. You think he's never seen a big floppy cock before? I mean, for fuck's sake.

Speaker: wow I don't go around looking at cocks all the time. So I can't say I've ever done that. It's not like I'm sorry. I'm jealous. I'm just saying I am. I've come to terms with my my my inner efficiency and my lack thereof. I'm happy for that guy. I'm not jealous of him. I just felt sorry for him because it looked fucking painful. I felt sorry for him because you you work so hard.

Speaker: like it' so like it like so the olympic yeah because he talk so self you you work so hard because that is a person that is that is a an honor that you know what I mean any any Olympic sport you you you work your entire life to achieve this goal to make it into the Olympics He's disqualified. He should have had a jock strap on or something. He should have had something on. He should have had somebody hurt him and hurt his bitch back. He needed Captain America's shield. You know how like brides have that.

Speaker: girl or that person who holds the the train. He needed to have somebody pole pole with him to hold his fucking wiener back. I just, man, I just feel bad for it because all that work, all that, all that time spent, and he gets disqualified on the biggest stage in the world for his sport, because he's got a huge ding dong, but however, he might've gotten disqualified. Yeah. vice Everything else is covered.

Speaker: I've actually you were talking about you're talking about how all Olympians work really hard. There's one that didn't. Are we going back to the Olympics again? Like I feel like we just just got away from it. The Olympic shooter that turkey tried just showed up, put his hand in his pocket and got silver. Have you heard the front for full story of that? I have no idea what you're talking about. You haven't seen this guy? No, and I don't care to.

Speaker: Oh no, just this dude is wrong. Oh my God, I've been trying and trying to go to break why can try to go to break for over an hour. While Jeff is looking for his video clip, let me tell you the story about the pole vaulter. So there's a guy walking down the street with a massive, massive, big, long pole, right? And this other guy says to him, the guy says to him, are you a pole vaulter? And he says, no, I'm a German. How did you know my name was vaulter?

Speaker: and

Speaker: um I'm not, I'm not going to show the video, but I'm going to show you the picture of the guy. You've seen this guy, Glick. I'm sure you have.

Speaker: um i don't This guy. Oh yeah. Well, you heard, have you heard the full story? No. he was He was actually on a business trip, and the guy that was supposed to be doing the shooting had to drop out for some reason. They called him and said, hey, do you want to do the Olympics? And he was like, ah not really. I'm actually going to, on the day of the event, I have to beat a business meeting in some restaurant. They're like, yeah, but you're going to be in Paris anyways. Go do the shooting, and you'll make it on time. Not only did he go shoot, get silver, he made it to his meeting on time.

Speaker: And then when they interviewed him, they asked him, you know, the reason why he got into shooting was because he had gotten divorced. So he took up shooting to cope, which is kind of creepy. But when they interviewed him, they said, do you have anything to say to your ex wife? He says, yeah, I want my dog back.

Speaker: and do But dude, li he he didn't train to the Olympics. He just trained because he liked doing it.

Speaker: There's a guy the other week that could use some training. I mean, easy, easy, easy. Kyle gas. Easy. We're going to see where you sit. And on that note, we are going to take a real quick break. I got to go make my bladder and bladder like something fierce canceled. We're going to take a real quick break. We'll be right back. I do have tonight brand new music. It's never seen guys. I haven't, I haven't even listened to it yet. It actually came out today. Brand new music.

Speaker: from darren ah ha ah oh ha i did it again darren oh hey i' heard yeah oh on um Oh, God, no, I can't even say his name right. He was on my show Tuesday night. Thank you. Darin Ahonen. He was on the show Tuesday night, looks out some music. like Brand new song just came out today. I haven't even had a chance to listen to it yet, but I wanted to get it downloaded and get it on here. And it's called Country Wisdom Seasoning. This one goes out to the haters supposedly.

Speaker: We were talking about that conversation that being being being country is not a uniform. Oh, you're good, bro. ah yeah Being country is not a uniform. It's a way of life. And I guess this song goes out to all them. So we're going to give it a listen, and we'll be back here in just a few minutes. This goes out to all those people like to judge, talking that shit like they know a country is.

Speaker: You think you country that's what country means. Real quick to run your silly ass mouth. Better watch out boy, get your ass knocked out. Got a 12 days and my trigger finger's itching. Talk shit to my face, she has to come up missing. Where I'm from, we know how to raise some hell. Grab a 12 pack from the good old shell. I don't like violence.

Speaker: the whole crew around. We always stay in our own damn lane, drifting side by side through the mud and the rain. Same old person, I ain't never gonna change. Stay raising the hells, shooting shit up out of range. I advise you, don't never tread on me. These hands are fire, one bitch, you can get one free.

Speaker: Real quick to run your silly ass mouth Better watch out boy get your ass knocked out Got a 12 gauge and my trigger finger's itching Talk shit to my face she has to come up missing Where I'm from we know how to raise some hell Grab a 12 pack from the good old shell I don't like violent streets don't give me a reason Down here's what we call country with some seasonings Born and raised stomping cowboy boots Oh I can ball in James

Speaker: Now your boots ain't seen dirt or some red clay Take you back to 30 ,000 sink them in the mud Probably drink one beer you're soft to catch a buzz Around here we made sure the family is straight You still think you country bitch, can you relate? Well I hate on me, I'm just stating the facts I see right through your fake ass, cook your boy ass I work all day till my knuckles are bleeding That's what we call Come with you with some seasoning real quick to run your silly ass mouth better watch out boy get your ass knocked out Got a 12 days in my trigger finger stitch and talk shit to my face He has to come up listen where I'm from we know how to raise some hell grab a 12 pack from the good old

Speaker: That's not bad, I like that. That was aggressive. but Yeah, a little bit. It was good. You guys can check out Darren a honing on all social media at there and you can find him on TikTok. You probably already know who he is in all honesty. You probably know him from his TikTok. Him and and his pops, Big Fat and the rest of the family, they've been on TikTok for a hot minute and he's a dancer and they do funny skits and he's quite famous on TikTok, quite popular on TikTok as well. um Go check him out, go show him some love at TikTok.

Speaker: Darren O 'Hannan and give him a follow, give him a like, give him a listen. He's coming up in the music game. And, you know, he's we talked about it Tuesday night. He's still trying to find his voice, but he's a pretty good songwriter. Yeah, he is. But he's still trying to find his voice. So what? What?

Speaker: what This one, as you know, is called Josie's. Oh, no, you're not. You've been sick all day. I'm not sick. Yeah, you're fine. No. Josie's on a vacation for always. Too easy.

Speaker: and that's OK. Well, don't die. All right. Love you.

Speaker: what i up through what they're doing again We'll cut them out um might want to go back and get that stuff It was done eye dropps and stuff that maybe we gave me But who but they gave me who gave minuteton what like you It's your allergies take some Benadryl I did take some with you I don't know if we have any other allergy medicine. Just take a look and see I might make you sleepy and don't

Speaker: Minute Clinic sounds like a place you go if you have an STD. I was going to say. Do what? Medical clinic sounds like the place you go when you got an s STD. You would know, Jeff.

Speaker: I gargle it with some tequila and I'm fine. yeah I just dip it in tequila. It's all good. All right. Well, have fun. Love you. Bye. we back to nowce is nonsense everybody We're hanging out. We're doing our thing. I don't know what's going on tonight at this point. I've lost all control, but this is what happens when you've done 47 podcasts in a row. You just say, fuck it and let your cohorts take control. for but We have our normal. So the usual suspects are here. We got believes in the building.

Speaker: Well, at this point, you're basically just a co -host on Saturday night. I guess so. I just pop up now. You guys gave me too much control. We got Jeff in the building. You guys know me. I'm Glick. We got like you in the building. We got Brian in the building. Back from Windows. Just like, I don't know if I'm scared or not.

Speaker: po back Put your wings in the way, Jeff. if

Speaker: If there's a wiener on that monitor, I swear to gods do. was just saying on jeff jeff is blushing the look he's been a very odd shitdder red if he matches his t-shirt look yeah certainly i find as easily he say and deadly Welcome back to, like I said, welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. Everybody go ahead and check us out on the social medias. We're everywhere. Uh, and on all the podcasts and platforms, uh, all at the nonsensical nonsense or nonsensical network. Sorry. Or simply go to bio dot .link slash nonsense school network. Give us a follow. Give us a like, give us a listen. Nobody shy fuckers. We don't bite. I mean, we do, but hard. i We don't leave marks. ah bite but Speak for yourself.

Speaker: i only givebble

Speaker: Also, don't forget it is Saturday night. We call it the open door challenge. We dropped the link in the chatters box. It's there now. If you're feeling extra brave, extra spicy, if you will, go ahead and click that link and come in here and hang out. We just ask that you turn your camera on.

Speaker: We do make exceptions, obviously. I was going to say. However, however, we will not make exceptions to this other rule. This rule, no exceptions allowed. Put your fucking wieners away. Oh, shit. I don't want to see it on camera.

Speaker: Oh, you don't have to say I got to put my shorts back on. I just don't want to. I just don't want to see it on camera. Otherwise, if we see it on camera and ladies here, her and I will spend 15 minutes making fun of your small package. That's why we never got really had that beginning party because somebody had to go and ruin it with a penis. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: You're going to ruin at a party show up with a fucking penis in your hand. quick Show up with your penis in your hand? Oh, that's a hard way. That's how you ruin a party. Jeff, it's apartments for what are you doing?

Speaker: and ma and four Oh, sorry. You're a Mexican. It's a quincea, or whatever you call it. ah you How'd you say that? Quincea.

Speaker: One more time for the crowd. consider You fucked hard. That's why I want to get some Mexican party. kid and so yeah You know, I do that on purpose, right, b Brian? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Or dole. Or Why don't you go write an essay?

Speaker: ah

Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, what you just heard, a boring ass white dude. Tomo Asta, my amigo. Well, and there's a there's a joke about this guy. he he He works with a bunch of Mexicans. He comes on. They finally gave me a nickname. I've heard this. And it must be some kind of fact fucking ice cream. But they call they call me.

Speaker: it was but ah It's a peachy merry cone. Oh, yeah. It must be some kind of ice cream because I don't like peach, but, you know, I'm glad they gave me an ice cream because they call me peachy merry go.

Speaker: I don't understand what that word means. What's it mean? Pinche Maricón means fucking gay. Oh, okay. But we can say it with the pronunciation Maricón.

Speaker: <unk> they con code That's what he was implying. Pinche Maricón.

Speaker: god

Speaker: or you i see He's like, wow, man, pretty impressive. got Good job. yeah I mean, you got good, good education, but you're there's a large gap in in your job history. what He goes, what's going on with that? He goes, oh, I went to Yale. He goes, oh, you went to Yale? That's great. right automatically He goes yeah goes, thank you. I really need this job.

Speaker: you went to jaille i went to yan yeah look I'm just, I'm just happy that, you know, my four years that I took of Spanish A plus all four years is paying off. Yeah. I never stepped foot into a Spanish class. You know what I did do? I played football. So my high school, my high school transcript says I took four years of Spanish and got an A all four years. Fair enough.

Speaker: Oh, so your teacher let gave you an A in Spanish. I never had a Spanish teacher. I never had a Spanish teacher. how do you affect my school I don't even think my school offered Spanish. yeah so so had you Because I played football.

Speaker: Yeah. Oh. I went to one of those schools. Like, like I said it a million times. Like seriously, these guys, these guys walked around in their fucking jerseys on and people were just like, oh yeah, go ahead. I, I've said it a million times. though like i would course be blues Your money don't, but your money's no good here. Yeah. Yeah. If you've ever watched varsity blues, that was my high school. We used to get ride home. We used to get rides home from the bar at 16, 17 years old from deputies. Yeah.

Speaker: Oh, I thought I thought you had special treatment, you know, when the when the administrator is like, man, your mama sure does care about your education. He doesn't have a mom. but Yeah, I don't have parents. Actually, actually, Brian, if you must know, it's my hashtag white privilege. Yeah. I took Spanish in high school, but I took it as a nap.

Speaker: And first thing, you know, they're like, you need to take an elective. And I was like, ah look and Spanish is was the first one of the day. So I would go in and sleep because I was like, why will I ever need Spanish? Yeah. yeah Because you're alone in Mexico. Yeah, you need to take so you need to take an elected. Well, I elected not taking anything. Yeah, I mean, like I took Spanish like one semester and I did pretty well in the class, but then when it came to the final at the final at the ah at the last section of the final, you had to write a whole essay.

Speaker: about like your family, but you have to write it in Spanish. And this is where my brain just said, uh, not going to happen. I failed this one. Well, it's funny because we were, we were talking about checking out home citizenship. And in order to do, to get your Mexican citizenship, you have to write an essay in Spanish about Mexican history. And I was like, yeah, not doing that. There's somebody, I got a video to play off.

Speaker: Well, it is things the same thing here in America when you get your when you get your yeah, but in the state Well in the states they do a quiz. Well, yeah, it's like a quiz Yeah, but in Mexico you have to not only do you do the quiz but you have to write a a two pair two paragraphs about Mexican history but and but but do you you do get this The American citizenship quiz Most Americans could not pass. Oh, that's true. That's true I agree. And I have you seen have you seen the people on like being like that? I got in a fucking shouting argument with somebody down because they didn't understand that it is a change of the Constitution. Why are you always getting in shouting arguments with people in public place? Because people are stupid.

Speaker: I feel like it might be a you because you are the common denominator. I can answer that because I don't get into shouting because people are vexatious. Hey, hey, hey, you and your fancy fucking the source language. Why don't you calm down? You gotta dumb it down for me. Okay. They're annoying. They get on your nerves. You know, stupid people.

Speaker: so oh but that's yeah I mean i did like am trying to walk away. We have basic questions on the quiz like, like, so where you go to vote, what's that place called? Like crazy. I did the post office. I don't know. We have a full institution here. What the hell do you go to vote on the church schools?

Speaker: Yes, like the voting. OK, I've been in many voting centers depending on where I live, but one was like a rec center. Another one that I voted at was at a at a elementary school gymnasium. Yeah, they do the same thing here as well. Yeah, I mean, yeah. And then and then now because like I I use my dad's address like I vote at a at a bit more like some checks that are correct.

Speaker: You know, I've never been to a but a voting booth. But if I do early voting, I could go anywhere in Houston. i always i've always meld I've always done a mail -in vote. Yeah, I've always done mail -in. I basically have to do a mail -in vote. You are missing a tree. No, I'm not. Standing in a line.

Speaker: and a I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't waste my time. I don't vote and then I bitch about I'm sorry, please I thought you were I thought you were fluent in sarcasm. I'm sorry I'm sorry i'm i'm in ah i'm in an off mood today. I'm sorry. Yeah, please you are a little walk today your it's your Get your bourbon out. Get your weed on, sir. I have started drinking them. Why are you in an off mood? I don't know. yeah i scale you know don tell you i like yellow I'm not in a bad mood. I'm I'm just in one of those moods where I just want to lie down and just like hey watch movies. Save your save this bullshit for Monday, Blaze. Just crease yourself. It's not that kind of news. She said tell Auntie Leggy all about it.

Speaker: Save your bullshit for Monday, please. We'll get our tissues for our issues on Monday. It's Saturday night. Get fucking right for Saturday night, please. I don't accept this kind of behavior from one of my co -hosts. There's only one flaw in your plan, okay?

Speaker: What's that? I can't come into men's mental health on a Monday firm to offload it too. I'm here now and I asked, Auntie Leggy asked what was wrong, right? What'd you do that for? I'm gonna clip that whole thing all along. I can see you sitting on a chair, patting your knee. Come here and telling Auntie Leggy about that. Do you have the funniest thing? The funniest thing is, Blaise is older than me.

Speaker: age is just a number like t but still feel like you have to you know tell you don't tell you aren't healing all about it sounds like only in your warped mind anything can be a porno in my mind you have to do it right you have to do it right like you have to go Hey Blaze. Come sit on my lap and tell me all about it. Every time someone says, every time um someone says, hey Blaze, I feel like he's traumatizing. I don't mention that name on this show. I'm trying to not traumatize the poor man. Like I think, I feel like he already has PTSD. No, you don't have any conversations, Blaze and I have had and they start out fine and then about two to three messages in, Blaze is like, I have to erase this from my mind and then it will never leave my

Speaker: yes yes daddy please i'm the dominator daddy please i've been bad i've been a bad boy ah thank me daddy blee i'm the dominator i'm here to dominate well dark quick

Speaker: But I've peeled back the curtain a little bit too much for by the blazes of private conversations. You did more than pull back the curtain. TMI. I need a new old priest. Look, look, look, I figured I traumatized the ladies. Can you erase the last two minutes of this conversation? You fucking did it without Venus style. I'm editing the shit out of this. I'm sorry that I asked if you were all right and what's up. I should just shut up. I feel like I have to get in this sentence.

Speaker: Hey, hey, Blaze, Monday's right around the corner, buddy. I'll be there for you. Oh, I'm good. I'm just. I figured I traumatized Blaze. Now, I'm going to traumatize our entire audience.

Speaker: I'm going to just, I'm just going to take a shower. Oh my god. That's going to be like you took off your shirt. I'm actually pretty tan. Not me. I avoid going outside. Vampire.

Speaker: Yeah, you should have seen Leggy the other night at the Fringe Festival. The the spotlight was... Jesus Christ. They the spotlight on at the Fringe... for her show the other night. And it was... she just disappeared. It was just a b blinding light. Oh, they did the Seamus. They had moved it. They had moved it so it was like right in my face. I was like... i was like learning all the cameras. I was like, God, damn. that guy still wrestled? That's that shame. Yes. Does he? Yep. Time for a banger.

Speaker: that was funny That's the only thing I know about that guy is when he was on that fucking movie with Kevin James. Here comes the boom. Yeah.

Speaker: that's that's that's Kevin James throws up on him after he beats that's uh that's Seamus's new new catchphrase as he's going out to the ring time for a banger why oh my that's what he said he's he's not saying that's something i'm gonna say when i go out and go wrestle i'm not here i'm not i'm not here to judge I'm not here to to to to make any kind of accusations about people from other countries, but he's like Irish or Scottish or one of the two or both. I don't know. He's Irish. and i thought he was li People from other countries are just weird.

Speaker: but

Speaker: Come down. come down even bird. You know, like seriously. my jack That's funny. Is that is that shame is Brian? Yeah. This dude is he's a big son bitch though. Oh, this is old too. It's fine.

Speaker: no ah Baby! Why did you was waiting the other night at the fridge.

Speaker: i respect what i was to space and but

Speaker: Introducing first, representing the brawling brutes. I yeah that was late the other that at the frenchre school were they show ah can't even deny it that is true that was me and they don' like She was like a giant glow worm. You guys remember the glow worms? The worst part was someone had poked their head around the curtain to talk to me and I couldn't fucking see them because this thing was was so bright. It was blinding me. and i was Trust me, they couldn't see you either. like That's what they were trying to talk to. Are you still there?

Speaker: Again, I ain't afraid of no ghosts.

Speaker: but did Both leggy and the person who popped their head around the corner are both like, oh, it's so bright in here, but for different reasons.

Speaker: ah good Oh, for a different reason. You're a cheeky bugger, but you're funny. I'll do what I can. I don't know what's going on with you. The night I was absolutely fine during my show, and in the past few hours, I just feel like I'm getting sick. I can't stop fucking singing. You guys have been? Yeah, Chris. I apologize if I'm all coffee, wheezy, sneezy all over the mic.

Speaker: Well, not my mic, I don't care. my like no but because you' buy but It is your audio and you you're putting that out as a podcast. I think I worry. Have you listened to our show before? 90 % of the time we're talking over each other. fresh and yet My guest that was coming next week, I had a big named well -known person, author,

Speaker: I don't really want to say the name but it doesn't matter. I got a message from him today saying that he's got COVID so he can't call and I'm absolutely gutted because I was like really looking forward to him being a panellist. So it's definitely going around like COVID's definitely going around.

Speaker: Nicki's a super spreader. Nicki and I were talking about it today because the other bartender where she works at, where she's at tonight, she's got COVID. on So like yesterday, Nicki was just supposed to go in for the event and she went or they had they had a big party there at the Axto in place.

Speaker: And Nikki was just supposed to go in for the event, but because that girl's got COVID, Nikki wound up working until close. And then today she was, I don't know if she was scheduled for the whole day today. I think today she was scheduled because they had an, they've got a big back to school event thing going on.

Speaker: Uh, but tomorrow she's technically only scheduled until like, I don't know, like six or seven, but she might have to stay until closed because there's only two bartenders here. It's her and this other girl. yes Who changed my name to auntie Leggy? Was that you?

Speaker: And then, uh, one of, one of our other friends who's a bartender at another bar here in town, I guess she's got COVID as well. Nicki and I were talking about this. I said, yeah, I guess COVID's blowing up again. It's definitely making a comeback for sure. It's like, man, don't fucking shut us down again.

Speaker: You shut me down at work. i'm never leaving I'm never leaving my office other than to do what I need to do. I'm going to be sitting my hand. The thing is, um I was unwell just before the French because I remember panicking thinking the week before thinking I was well. still i did ah I did a COVID test. I actually did it online when we were chatting. I kind of i was doing a livestream for something and and it was negative. and But like you said you put in your symptoms online. and I was like, how's that? I want a web i went to WebMP .com. I'm saying I did a rapping test while we whilst I was on livestream. But I do feel like I'm coming down with something and I'm like, fuck, it's not, you know.

Speaker: She went to, do I have COVID .com? She went to WebMD. She found out she has cancer in the thumb and she has three days to live. but but when like it like if you don't know a web if you don't know ah wing is an american thing I don't think we can actually open it up. I've seen it seem like links to it, but I don't think we can actually, I think it's an American only. Anytime you go to WebMD and no matter what symptoms you put in, they automatically give you the worst case fucking scenario ever. WebMD said I had cancer. No, you have a cold. I'm the fucker. Wow.

Speaker: Yes. yes Yes. Got you. Got a piece of Brian's. Yeah. type in. I got a fractured ankle. Next thing you know, as it comes back, says me, sells me, I got cancer. the and which just starts going count out just start out down Like five the fuck places like WebMD said I have cancer of the penis. Oh, don't need this no more. Chops it off goes to the doctor and they're like,

Speaker: bro it's just a sprained ankle says yeah buck did you have it on did you have that did you have that thing when you were at school where it didn't matter what was wrong they would like put a wet paper towel on it. Like, you could have amputated a limb. You could have amputated a limb. So we had a... Yeah, you'd go to school nurse and they'd put like an accent. Yeah, we had a quote -unquote school nurse, right? But she was like the secretary of the school. Like, she was like the person that used to answer the phone. She was a school nurse. And whenever anything happened, she would like soak a paper towel. Like, you know, one of those things that you dry your hands on?

Speaker: and should wait at paper towel and put that on. That would be like the band. That would be like whatever it was. you that's That's didn't matter what was wrong. That's what you got away. paper title shock here but time and pretty much when i went When I went to when I went to see my school nurse, the paper towel wasn't the only thing that was wet, if you know what I mean.

Speaker: Yeah, that didn't happen. Our school nurse i was therefore it was like 87. was about to tell you this 20 about the time that I ended up needing stitches in my head, but you went and you took it in a totally different way.

Speaker: ahs you I'm just saying, my my high school nurse was... There's a reason why Chris wore great sweatpants every time he was sick.

Speaker: Oh, I feel sick. He's like, hey, I do. I got to go to the nurse. I'm feeling sick, lady. Oh, wow. That's funny. How old are you? Did she say, how old are you? I'm 18. That's all you need to know.

Speaker: so aren't you? Don't worry about it. And I have to deal with older women. I mean, it was topical and I still got wood. I'm giving it to him. I'm giving it to him. I fucking love that woman. Police looks like he's going out like he's about to fall asleep. I am. I am. I'm actually pretty tired today to reach around. Josie's on a vacation far away, man.

Speaker: under that I like my women just a little bit older. I mean, I got a cougar. I'm only 22. I'm the lamb. There's a cougar in the car. I was so disappointed when I said that video to Nikki. She was just like, you suck. And I was like, really? That's all I got. You do have to realize how many times I've said that to her when we've been in the car.

Speaker: but like every time we get in the car i say that there's poer in a car like dicky but like i was speaking of cougars but i i decided to stop myself oh yeah speaking of nikki i was about to say something and i stopped myself from saying it come i mean i'm only i'm only 22 younger men it's okay that's all right we're not judging no oh no i was about to give you an update on a certain situation but i'm not going to do that i realized where i was i was like oh fuck you go we have a private chat just saying yeah okay who cares you're you're you're a single pringle and ready to mingle no you know why it's not it's it's i don't want anybody trying to fuck it up ah you know so you're hopeful don't worry nobody listens to us anyways

Speaker: No, except the lurkers that like to fucking take notes. They're not lurkers. They're not lurkers. We appreciate our lurkers. We have snitches who report back apparently now. into that wow As I've learned, some people tell me... Report back to who? I have been told by people that... please you You mean you watched our show? Exactly. Jesus.

Speaker: No, I don't know. Well, there are people that do Tittle Tittle though, because I used to get told shit all the time, you know, back in the day I used to get told things. I used to get sent screen recordings of shit as well. I don't fucking care. I appreciate anybody who watches this toaster fire of a podcast that we do. I'm not sure why they won't just see Highland. Why watch and not say anything like that? I just don't get that as odd.

Speaker: It was like today during that livestream, right? Obviously, Restream tells me how many eyeballs are watching, right? So there's something like 35 people, 36 people, all hovering. One person commenting. Nobody was saying anything. I'm like, why is nobody saying anything? And then streaming.

Speaker: and as you black hole The stream went down because the internet died right because don't forget like there's a fucking thousand people in the building all using the Wi -Fi so the Wi -Fi goes down the internet the stream stops and then all these comments all come in telling me about how my students went there I'm like you fuckers you've been sitting there the whole time not saying anything about the music and then I came in late And uh first first comment I see is from like, you know, I'm like, why am I getting yelled at? I just **** got here.

Speaker: So, I put in the chat. So, I put in the chat. I do what the **** I want. You ate my balls. **** I and just thought it was really weird. I just thought it was really weird that folk weren't saying anything. I mean, so II. So, is is is the entire fringe festival like in one big building No. Okay because I'm envisioning it like a fairground and there's like buildings and tents and and no and like you can just walk around. I don't know what the hell it is. It's pretty much any building that has any kind of public space can be a ah venue. So you've got pubs and nightclubs. So I'm in a pub that has... It's the strip mall festivals. I'm in a pub that's got three rooms. So what happens is there'll be three shows kind of

Speaker: all simultaneously all happening at the same time, but like a 15 -week gap between them. So say for example, my show starts at 20 past eight. There'll be a show in the room next door, like 15 minutes after that. And then there'll be another show in the other room at 15 minutes. Do you know what I mean? Like it's like, it's constant. There's literally thousands and thousands and thousands of shows. And I mean, it's huge. If you Google the, let's Google it. Let's just Google the, and it'll tell me how many - Hey, you guys are quick to Google shit.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah, so I was thinking I was thinking I was thinking like they had their own like they set up on a property and it was just a bunch of like buildings and but last last night. well i met that that Yeah well they obviously the report that that's part of it too. There are tents and circus things happening on fields and it's all so part of the thing. There's also the military tattoo that's happening at the same time you know at the castle where all the you know different military um you know sort of

Speaker: thanks but don't you call them branches from all over the world are performing, you know, all the bands from all the different military places, that's huge. So, you know, I mean, that's all out with the, there's that, the fringe, there's the international festival, there's the book festival about to start next week. Like it there's there's there's always... and So it's it's it's it's it's it's literally a festival that takes takes takes place like all over town.

Speaker: Yes. Like they think they come into Edinburgh and just take it over. It's like the entire city. Yes. Okay. Okay. Got our last night. Like he was doing her show and she's right in the middle of talking. All of a sudden you hear some drunk guy probably in another building. He's like,

Speaker: yeah let's go okay that a kind like how loud is the room beside us oh no it's not loud at all there's it's funny most but what the hell um it wasn't that exciting we can to see the any statistic and about how many shores but it's it i mean there's so many fucking websites hang on but if youre go to the I'm on the fringe website right now. Okay. Yeah. So I was thinking like, like Brian and I were talking about the Ren Fest. When you go to the Ren Fest, it's like on one big plot, like one big plot of land. And that's what I was thinking the fringe was. I didn't realize that it was like,

Speaker: They just came over and just just took over the town and they were in the pubs and coffee shops. So according to Wikipedia, it says the 2024 festival is scheduled from the 2nd to the 26th of August, including a total of 3 ,317 productions across 262 venues, a total of 51 ,446 individual performances.

Speaker: It's fucking huge. da come But that's just the fringe... That's just the fringe festival. ah just the french video thats Like I say, there are multiple festivals all happening. It's not just the fringe. And they kind of spaced them out over over the course of a few months. So it's not only a few months. I would like to go to that. Acoustic blues?

Speaker: Yeah, there's couple so he was so a So Jeff's looking up the music category. You can see in the top, he's gone into music. So that's all the music stuff that's happening. But if you go into comedy, there's even more. There's thousands and thousands and thousands of comedy shows. Because that's what it's famous for. It's famous for comedy, right? Oh. So if you go here, comedy. Why are you doing Chester Shore's person? Who puts you in there?

Speaker: 163 pages. So there's 163 different comedy shows. and last I should have seen what days these guys are doing.

Speaker: be Well, since they're results, 1600 and something results. Wow. That's crazy. Yeah, it is big. A whole county. It's like there are other comedy festivals elsewhere, right? There's like Australian was on a live stream and he was saying they've got like the Adelaide festival or comedy festival or whatever, or they've got like the whatever the comedy, but it's like that on steroids. That's how he described it. And he's right. It's like any other comedy festival in the world, but it's on steroids. It's fucking huge, but it's the oldest one. It's been going for so long.

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Speaker: Oh, I've got, I've got, I've got the whole Reddit horror stories going on right now. Reddit horror penis stories. Penis horror stories. You're talking about that Wednesday night. So I was a dude wrote into Reddit. I was sucking two guys off. We had a pub in London and a third guy walked up and I just was like, well, don't want to be rude.

Speaker: My talent is juggling. Let me show you. We call that the condor.

Speaker: It should even call the condom. I mean, I was almost my time on my keyboard. I came back from the bathroom. All I heard was condom. I was like, whoa. no the the cur The curry penis.

Speaker: That guy was performing a Condor. like kind I don't think so. I titled that show on the podcast platforms. Is that Curry? Is that Curry to you? but and what did they what did What the hell did I title that fucking show? Oh, yeah, I did. I did. I put what the fuck news. Is that Curry?

Speaker: I actually was going to tell you a story, but then I realised that if I typed it in the chat user would put it up on the fucking screen. So I decided to not. Well, you should tell us. um Now's a perfect time. well it' worked no no It's been told in my own voice, but I mean, OK, on the conversation of.

Speaker: I've got to watch what was the end in case I'm hurt. Go on. I thought maybe it was the tiny D is true. There was a conversation about a conversation about someone giving a blowjob and being sick. I was referring to that.

Speaker: oh oh yeah the girl the girl who the girl who had to I have had the opposite when it's where it's run out the other end where it's made me ill and I've had to run to the toilet. You've had man juice run out of your butthole? No, it's made me have the shits.

Speaker: I got, I got nothing. you know goes off i say some what He was obviously ill. He was obviously ill, right? And he gave me the bid. It's like eating the chili from Ohio, man. you sorry huch it was ta ba balance day look good no good yeah how how how how tackle call it tackle bell tackle tackle bill tackle and tackle tackle bell

Speaker: how soon after pretty quick had nothing to do with one yeah was no saying get no it absolutely that absolutely that Oh, that's weird. It's an actin' right there. I didn't have anything else to eat, so it had something. Oh boy, homeboy should bottle that up. He'll put X -lax out of business.

Speaker: Don't swallow all that empty stuff. Hey, Connor, you know when you were all compacted from all the pain medicine you were on? Apparently you found the answer.

Speaker: a Try this. and i know that was too much i know that I know that was too much information, but it's just when you read the story about that person being sick, I was like, yeah, I can kind of relate to that. Like, that is a thing that is... like click take your word for it because but Not that any... Well, Jeff might, but not that any of us know from experience.

Speaker: but yeah on you is high and trans fat no No, but no, but you know, you've got, we've all gone down on the chick that you're like, holy shit. Maybe you should wash this. phone

Speaker: Wow. wow

Speaker: but I've gone home from the bar with some dick from like, you know, not as hungry as I thought I was. You're like, muddly.

Speaker: That was a little, yeah, it was kinda. I love how Brian switched his camera off and went quiet for at this conversation. I think he's eating. yeah he said more He's like, yeah, all of a sudden I'm not so hungry.

Speaker: Um, so, okay. Well, I think you might've already touched on what I'm about to ask, but I really had to make my bladder lighter. You're going to say the cops were calling. We got to keep it down. No way. That's just my door. hold on no on on the uh on the sharing too much information. I know Jeff was as I'm assuming you guys are in touch with Jeff was like, I'm sure we've all gone down on somebody. Yeah, you've never gone for your life like woof. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is exactly what's what you give that a scrub out or something Jesus. Well, yeah, well, that's shut on there while I'm saying it's worse when you go down and it goes woof.

Speaker: yeah like experience this because I've never, you know, because I'm not, you know, you're not a lesbian. Also, awesome also, also, uh, gentlemen, first and foremost, rule number one, scratch and sniff method.

Speaker: ah yeah You dip, you dip and then the ah But you got to do it smooth. You can't be obvious. But yeah, you got to be stabbing you in the nostrils before you get to the belly button. No. Yeah. Don't be a creeper. Don't be Jeff. Don't be like, don't put the oil stick in there. Yeah, we're good. You got to be smooth about it. You know what I mean? Thank God for a beard. Thank God for a beard because I can just be like, oh, you fixed my hair. okay but you run you run the risk of getting the smell and you're stuck in your beard though yeah but there have been times down there first that's right me but but there there there there has been times in my past where i love how you picked up on that and i did it other two i heard him i don't i heard him

Speaker: There has been times in my past where - Her shit smells like the Salt Lake City Lake, don't go. There have been times in my past where - Just spur of the moment type of situation. um And I'm like, bucket or go on snorkeling. Yeah. I want your down airs to like,

Speaker: So one time I had this situation arise and, and I'm like, I don't know if I can finish this. So, so, so you rake the plate into the trash, man. that's yeah Yeah. So I'm, I'm. doing what I do and they're doing what you come up and you say, you know what? I'm not as hungry as I used to be. No, no, no. I just, I just hit one of I hit one of these and with my other fingers, so she doesn't know that I'm plugging my nose. I yeah practiced my DJ skills. So it's part of the whole process. You know, think it's a skill yeah and we I don't want to be rude. I don't want to be rude. yeah yeah i

Speaker: I'm already here. Oh, yeah. I'm already here. You know, um I'm already I'm past the point of return. So just hit it with a little plug my nose and I'm gonna i might eat a real snorkel under the bed now. See the next I just go down and I grab the circle. I go down to go. Hold on one second. Grab a fucking scuba mask. All right, we're ready. again Excuse me.

Speaker: You go you go over and grab a clothespin. This is part of it. I'm just saying I thought it I thought I thought I thought it was pretty fucking smooth on my part. It was just like. Thank you. would Wait till the bass drops, bitch.

Speaker: but but

Speaker: No, but that is that is like, especially when you're when you're out drinking. Yeah. No, like I said, hit thatation you're like, wow, I'm sober all of a sudden. Yeah. Hashtag lesson learned. Always scratch and sniff. and sniff Yeah. Because that, that sobering moment when you're like, Oh,

Speaker: oh my your pH, your pH level is out of balance lady. but

Speaker: I come up with my beer. My beard is bleach blonde. Whoa. Hey. How do I say this without being rude? I don't like sour patch, lady.

Speaker: You stayed sour. First they're sour, then they're sweet. You stayed sour. You're first, Scott, skip step number two, lady. Yeah. I mean, I'm just saying I don't want to be rude. I already down there. You got to finish the job.

Speaker: It's like I'm thinking I'm thinking of the Sour Patch Kids fucking commercials where it's like a frown and then it's all happy because it's you get past yeah it's not happy when it's sour Yeah, it's just Yeah, just you can't turn that frown upside down. I'm sorry. you just I'm afraid i I get the next morning. I call Jeff. Hey Jeff you got any extra penicillin left you muslim mix it soft it's talk to the minute clinic no but you know like i don't know i I Don't know if I caught anything but judging by this smell i'm pretty sure i'm just be safe. Can you send me? Can you send me some penicillin? It smells so bad. The smell drops you off at the clinic.

Speaker: but yeah

Speaker: Well, there is the old there is the the the other alternative to to plugging your nose. I think the leg is peeking in a bucket right now. There is no breathing through your mouth. It's like i but i dont breath it gross that, you know, when i I want you to share. gro no because that would um'm um' now i I am have an advocate. employees that's yeah I am an advocate and I was theres and i will stand on the mountain top.

Speaker: Yeah. There's times where I always, I always, if I, if I end up at somebody's room or hotel or whatever, I'm always like, Ooh, I'm going to run to the bathroom quick. Can I take the quick horse bath? A quick, a what bath? A horse bath. A horse bath. Always carry, always carry wet wipes. You just gotta wipe yourself down. Yeah. Gentlemen, gentlemen, I've been saying this for years. Wash your ass and wash your balls.

Speaker: I tell my son that every time he gets in the shower. When you go to the club and you're sweating because you're dancing and whatnot. yeah that's what i like i i um you know out okay I was a vegetarian for 15 years. okay and then she had the reason The reason I couldn't be vegan was because I love cheese. You're a vegetarian or vegetarian?

Speaker: I was a vegetarian and I love cheese but you know nobody likes dick cheese that's not gentlemen gentlemen there is no there is no there is no excuse there was no excuse victim not to keep that's a good greg and and I did and I did this for years and then when I became an adult and I became a grown -up and I had my own place and yeah like when I was married and whatnot And when I was young in my younger single days, I have baby wipes in my truck. Oh, always it's just a quick, yeah you know, and then, and then has stuff in the bathroom right now that Nikki, Nikki was like, Hey, there's, um, I don't know what they're called. There's something for men, but, uh, there's, there's, there's times, even if I've showered that day and I'm like, yo, let me, uh,

Speaker: give me the one server. This is real quick. You know, it's it's common decency, ladies and gentlemen. Keep your **** **** fresh. Keep your **** fresh. Absolutely. Well, and and and be prepared and be prepared because you never know when some of these faces are going to be down there. Well, and and but you can live in life. It's not just it's not just the cleanliness because it's like you turn around in life. You never know what you're going to do. And and and and and and ladies, you guys are a person.

Speaker: Yeah. Ladies, you guys are not always fan of the, the giant bush and the bush. Oh no. You guys make fun of me for manscaping all the time. I manscaped. I told you I shave it. and sleep dude um Yeah. That's too much Jeff.

Speaker: No. It's too fucking hot here not to. i Shut up dude. I live on the fucking spot. Surely here absorbs sweat. Surely that's the reverse and that's true. right surely got it you got You get the cooling effect.

Speaker: What? Never go bald. Just clean it up. makes right down Right down the back of your tane.

Speaker: I do the Hulk Hogan. I do the The actual package itself is bald, but everything around it. It says brother. Yeah. So so so every time Nikki takes my pants off, it's like, what you going to do brother? What's with the mania runs wild on you? What are you going to do in this three inch worm?

Speaker: the python but you talking about brother single video wo'm coming out from the the the mulch it's i i i' here i hadn't i hadn't manscap for a wild i said you want to see my furry turtle she was like a so monthss right you ever seen a furry turtle before that bar simpson meme that he's just coasting in

Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Look, my turtles got a mane. It's a lion. It's a lion now. or horror or are It's going to jump into your bush after that gazelle. Just pretend like we're in the Sahara Desert. That lion's going after that beaver pelt.

Speaker: uming a we mowing a wim mowing a we mowing yeah

Speaker: Yeah. yes Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like Indiana Jones right now, lady. Right? Yes. you go in with the shit I feel like I should be carrying a Gretel Blaster permanently playing a Weemawy. A Weemawy.

Speaker: The tight fit version from 1982. I think we'll have that one. yeah of but

Speaker: That's funny. What the hell is wrong with us? How do we get on these conversations? Like he brought up low jobs. Welcome to Saturday nights, ladies and gentlemen. Like he didn't bring you anything, Jeff. Don't let that rumor get started. Jesus. Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Brian's yeah i' blameing on him now. The boy they call Brian.

Speaker: brian

Speaker: I think there was too much sexual talk to Ryan. re Ryan frank guy i know he had to go frank is I can remember that. He had to go landscape. He's like, either I got to sit here and wrestle this boater or my pants or go wrestle my boner. So I remember that attached to all the bananas in Ryan's face on screen when we were eating the banana. He gets easily embarrassed. He gets easily flustered.

Speaker: her soul I need some alone time. I'll be back. He's like my mom. I didn't prepare me for these sex talks. Brian's going to come back all happy and perky and say, hey, what were you doing, buddy? What did you guys see? What are you guys talking about? Or come up with this talk depending on how low that Durigan's bottle is.

Speaker: Then he's going to come back talking about the Olympics. but that ma i

Speaker: why do Why do I just picture that guy's fucking chunk getting the ball?

Speaker: How fucking sore must that have been? Do you know what I mean? like I don't know. I feel sorry for the guy. I don't know. so he's so He's French, so he doesn't circumcise. So there's got to be that factor. That's the reason.

Speaker: yeah and thats yeah and lets hate Does that make it any less painful? Yeah, yeah but I don't think it would be painful because the way that the way the bar is set up, it actually sits on a small shelf. Yeah, it's going to move. wait on so So if you touch it with like, you can and and but also also also the the actual clinical firm i guess you could say the shaft is not the sensitive part ah it's the danglies it's the mcdonald's dangley ball center sensitive it can still get bruised though it could still be sore do you know what i mean like i don't know if you wake up in the morning with a bruised chef

Speaker: got these' got look painful and that just that's an inicicament of a good night I just think the guy should be wearing fucking support pants. He should be wearing a jock strap or something. He should be, he should be strapped. He should be fucking getting some of that drag queen tape. Do you see the size of that fucking King Kong dong? Do you think there's a jock strap thing, you know, for that motherfucker? You see the size of that jig?

Speaker: no but ah you know if you're if you're like me you're like yeah I need a big jock strap just so that looks like I'm massive but if you got something like that dude you're not hiding anything you're like I'm not talking about I'm hiding it I'm talking about I'm fucking protecting it drag queen tape you need drag queen tape But you got to run first. You can't have it. I was going to say, you can't run with that tape backwards. You can't put your dick in... Dude, have you ever seen what drag queens... Have you seen the things that drag queens do? Well, I know they don't tape them all. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Can I just... I need to just... No, hang on. I need to just pick up on something you just said there. You're talking about running, right? With it taped or whatever, right?

Speaker: Imagine how much time is lost with the drag factor of fucking dragging that thing. like He's not aerodynamic, right? Also, also take a things strange out it is also um so you and and all honestly he should have been disqualified before he ever made that jump because He's got a leg up on the other athletes. Yeah, he does. If he's going too fast, he can drop the sack and hit the parachute, man. Yeah. Is he like a fucking drag racing car? It's one thing if you're like this big, taping it back.

Speaker: because you're you're not going to take back something like this between your legs. You're going to catch fire because your thighs are rubbing on the sides, dude. You take it up. You seem to know a lot about taping men's really stone. You know, you take it to one. You do. You do realize that what drag queens do, it's called a tuck. They don't they don't tape it to their fucking leg.

Speaker: I didn't say that. Dude's essentially fucking himself. Literally. No, I get that. He can shove his dick in his own asshole. But this is what he should have done. There's another thrust across the prostate. He should hes he should have prison. He should have prison engraved himself so he didn't get disqualified. Take your word for it. Because he could have literally bent that thing backwards and shoved it right up his asshole and clinched his cheeks when he jumped and would it would have never.

Speaker: yeah No, it's called a tuck because because it goes up it goes up underneath and and in that guy's situation, it's called go under and up. Yeah. Yeah. You got to you got to permit for that CCW. They're a big fellow. Also, I'm going. I guarantee you that guy's phone is blowing up. Just not stop ringing. I'm not mad at him. I'm happy for the guy. I'm not happy that I got disqualified, but I'm happy for the guy.

Speaker: I bet his wife is happy too. not but she Well, I mean, well, maybe it just depends on if, uh, his wife and or if his significant other is a size queen. They probably, I've heard, name i've heard i heard some queen yeah I've heard sometimes, sometimes bigger is not always better.

Speaker: like he's going to I'm a little guy. I've never had a good. Just saying that dude is 14 inches around like he's going through her dildo collection trying to find a good analog.

Speaker: She's going to stuff it in her pants and jump her in the bed. I do think ah do think that men place way more significance on that, on size. I don't get with that. Oh, I agree. Oh, no. One hundred percent. One hundred percent. It's it's ah it's a it's an ego. It's an ego thing. One hundred percent. it's an ego isn Isn't that important to women generally, honestly?

Speaker: You got one minute if you can't be happy with that you're women women will use it as a as a as a as a Tactical weapon like you're just mad because you got a small dick Yeah, I'm talking to your brother. He's got a bigger neck than you. Both genders do weird shit like that, Glick. But I'm talking about in terms of actually, you know, choosing a partner or someone to sleep with or whatever your situation may be. Someone says someone's penis is not up there on the list of fucking factors. The deciding factors is whether or not you're going to sleep with someone is not. Well, no. Or whether or not you're going to be with someone. Is it or is it not true?

Speaker: that when a woman meets someone within like certain amount of men, she can decide if she wants to fucking Myrna. That's - I think that's i think human nature. team magazine I don't know. You all spoke at the same time, so I didn't catch that. Nice throwback, please. also but teen magazine You could have said like Cosmopolitan or something like that, but nice throwback to Seventeen, man. che to that up yeah No, but that kind of a true thing that women can kind of decide within a few minutes of their if they would actually fuck a dude or not?

Speaker: Do you have that feeling for the Do men not do the same thing? No, I see a chick. I'm like, yeah, fuck that. Have you have you ever talked to Jeff? I know you do. I'm if she's down, oh my. Is she breathing? Does she have holes? I mean, is she not breathing and her holes still work? I mean.

Speaker: Jeff, i read i don't bring don't bring this conversation up to Jeff. You know, he's a different animal. Animals, right?

Speaker: Excuse me. Oh, man. Jeff, Jeff, your sex life. Ladies, you could write a lifetime movie about having sex with you. That's how sad and disappointing it is. Yeah, but only a minute long, so. Either way, it's still sad and disappointing. And somebody ends up crying at the end. Hey, me. Jesus Christ.

Speaker: i just die i just raise the buck right To try to answer Jeff's question that you asked me, I mean, you can't, I can't speak for all women. I can't speak for all women, but I do think that there are more factors. I think men are much more, but I want to say superficial, and it's much more physical, whereas I think women, there's a lot of different elements. I mean, if you're a dickhead, you're not getting anywhere near me. well it's it's I think most women are this way.

Speaker: um Jeff was asking about how quickly someone decides if a woman decides how quickly I might show up next time on. And what I'm saying is I can't speak for all women.

Speaker: But obviously, the my biggest thing is, you know, don't be a fucking dickhead. Don't be an asshole. It's really simple. That's the starting point. But the size of your penis never we't never even enter my fucking head. What would be thinking is, is this guy a fucking dickhead? Is he potentially dangerous? Is he, you know? Can I strike up a conversation? Can we can we converse? Can we have, you know, around the same fucking wavelength? Yeah, match my cake.

Speaker: right <unk>'s Does she have a safe word that's easy to remember? No, let's say matter says railroad all i need you no I think was it's very well documented as far as like through history and scientists and people who are way smarter than me and a lot of people, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker: But it's very well documented that men are visual creatures and women are emotional creatures. So, I mean, yeah, like men are obviously like, what's up? Or women. I'd like to see this documentation, yay? I also think that, and God, i would just I don't want to generalize all men, but

Speaker: did't it feel In a lot of cases, it doesn't seem like men need any other kind of stimulus. They don't need to have someone who can hold intelligent conversation. they don't need to ah like it It's very easy to view women as something to fuck. Whereas I think women needs a little bit more substance. I know it's a massive generalised statement and I'm not speaking for all men and all women. But for the most part, I think most women need there to be something else. It's not just about the physical, do you know what I mean? There has to be something else behind it. I don't know, it's 2024 and social media says that women are fucking everything that will fit in their fucking hole. Yeah, but the social media is wrong. Most women,

Speaker: the name number one primary concern is their safety. Right? As, you know, as potential, the potential. I think everybody's primary. No, I won't. Let me finish my statement. I think everybody's primary concern should be safety.

Speaker: Yeah, statistically, you know, women aren't going out and, you know, battering or murdering men. um So I think you've got to come from the standpoint of, you know, all the potential things that can go wrong and for women if they're meeting with men. I don't think it is the case of a woman just going out and fucking anything that moves that's not happening, you know, that's you've got to you've got I mean even the whole fucking dance that you've got to do you know meet somewhere publicly you know you can't you can't you've got to kind of suss someone out before you can actually get to that point you have to and every woman does and every woman you know tells their friends where they're going every woman you know photographs the fucking you know car registration number every woman you know

Speaker: has their fucking, you know, find me app on, like, it's it's it's not as straightforward as just going out and, you know, finding a guy and fucking them, it doesn't work that way for women. Just on a purely practical, you know, safety level, it doesn't.

Speaker: It probably happens way more than you think it does. I think you say you've never been to Cancun. You're not talking to enough women. They may not tell you that these things are happening. and They may not tell you that they're doing these things, but I can assure you that anyone, any women that are on a date app or that are meeting men are doing those things. dating app and i'm telling you My statement of of my my my point is like, if you're actually physically meeting in a room,

Speaker: Like you've never met, you've never talked before, but as you're meeting that person, you're like, yeah, i fuck this dude. Yeah, but what I'm saying to you is they won't do it straight away, though. not They they may know i'm not think might think, oh, yeah, I would fuck this dude. But it takes a few times of meeting up with them to get to that point, Jeff. But what my my my my statement was, is a woman can can talk to a person and say, I will fuck this guy. Maybe not today, but eventually, because men do it all the time. I don't understand the distinction you're trying to make between men and women.

Speaker: The distinction is that if I see a woman walk by, I'm like, yeah, I'd fuck. Exactly. men are different and So I don't understand what i don't understand what the distinction distinction is you're trying to make then, because men do that too. I'm talking about before social media. I'm not talking about social media either. If you're talking to somebody... Ask me a question, right?

Speaker: you about women based upon your experience as a man. And and what you're saying is that's what men do. So you're asking me, is that what women do too? No. what what are women I'm not saying I'm speaking for all women, but there's I saw this thing, it was like,

Speaker: women, when they're having a conversation with somebody, even if it's not like trying to pick somebody up at a bar, just having a conversation, you could say in your head, like, yeah, I would fuck this guy. Or I would never. Right. OK, here's what's most likely to happen from a woman's point of view. This is the most likely scenario. OK, you're standing somewhere like at a bar and you see a guy and think, oh, yeah, he's hot. I would fuck him. And then you strike up conversation with him and you're like, oh, fuck no.

Speaker: That's what's what that's point's like when the conversation starts but that's what i'm seeing as what's most because that's more and that's more important. Everybody, any human being, we're constantly you know sizing each other up all the time and it's not just conversation obviously you know most communications non -verbal we are social species we're constantly sizing each other up so to say is it true that women do this well yeah men and women both do that but

Speaker: The difference is men are more likely to follow through on it, and women are like, it takes more it's more there's more, there has to be more substance behind that decision to, yeah I could look at you and say, oh yeah, I would fuck you, and then I might have a conversation where you think you're an absolute fucking dickhead, and it'd be like, uh -uh, nuh -uh. And that would make a difference. The conversation would make a difference, whereas with a guy, you just wouldn't give a fuck about the conversation, you would still want to fucking fill the hole. That's the difference. Yeah, there's no conversation. It's just like, oh, it's like.

Speaker: and and bla Oh no, I'm laughing at something else. I'm reading this dude's t -shirt that says I got ADHD a damn hard dick.

Speaker: Yeah, you need to get one of those. I need that shirt. No, but I like. the The thing is, is like here, that those conversations never happen where it's like, oh, because it's like 90 % of the time when when you're when you meet somebody in the real world. And i I don't consider Cancun the real world because if you're here on vacation, you're only here a week. It's not the real world. You're on vacation. You can literally walk in the bar and find five five people to go to bed with. The phrase, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Speaker: became a phrase for a reason. chip Yeah. like Here's the thing, right? And also the phrase one night stand became a thing because of a reason. Yeah. But I think i think few but honestly honestly think fewer people are having one night stands. This next generation coming through is not a common thing. That's true. I would actually think the opposite. No, actually they never say they're less sexually active.

Speaker: is it yes yeah so that's i'm no i that's um'm that's what i'm trying that's i'm trying to get at but also when you're saying oh you know people on on holiday in Cancun you can walk into a bar and have five any women any oh yeah you can walk into any bar any bar not in just an like in Cancun anywhere in the world right i am not i am not conventionally attractive like you know I'm not what is and I get a lot of attention like that's not even in question that's not even that's not even in like you know that thing you walk bar just because you can doesn't mean that you do that's the difference no if a man was getting ah a flock of women around him he absolutely would he would it wouldn't matter which one you pick one of those one and and you know like I say any holds a goal women have the option all the time

Speaker: Yeah, well, there's a reason why women are the gatekeepers of sex. What I'm trying to say to you is there has to be more substance behind that. the In order to take that forward, because maybe because they can have five people around them at once, there has to be that person has to have something more behind them. There has to be more substance. It's not just about the physical or does he have a big cock. Honestly, does he have a big cock is pretty low down on the list of potential green lights, honestly.

Speaker: I got a question. Let's say you meet this dude and this is just general, you know, just generalization. You meet this dude, everything's, uh, personalities there, conversationalists, good looking, yada, yada, yada. A few days like, okay, we're going to do this. You get him back to your place or his place. Pants hit the floor and he's got a micro penis. Then what? Well, how good are his other skills? Ooh.

Speaker: You don't know about his other skills. That's a good question. Nope. That's that's that's a fair question. you know amazing that You don't know about the other skills yet. but what or But what if it's just, yeah, this is true. What if it's... It may be disappointing it may be may be disappointing, but you've got to that point. You have to find out, you have to progress and find out how good his other skills are. You can't just write them off.

Speaker: Yeah, if I do, if I bring a man home, he drops his pants and it's a micro penis. I'm going to laugh at him and kick him out the door with no pants on. because i am dancing you're boom on That's because you're a crewman. You know what?

Speaker: I ain't here for no damn appetizer. I'm here for a full force fucking meal daddy. you like Here's another thing okay and I don't and I don't want you to take this the wrong way but I'm just just follow my logic okay. The difference asue as well is if you were to stand and laugh at him and kick him out the door you have very little chance of receiving an angry or violent reaction to that. if our women were to softwatch let me finish If a woman were to laugh at a man because of the size of his penis, that is

Speaker: quite potentially going to be dangerous right be dangerous that could have a dangerous reaction an angry violent reaction so women have to do this dance all the time where they have to be more kind or they have to word things the right way or they have to be mindful of men's feelings because they might get fucking stabbed or strangled or do you know what i mean like you i don't think you understand navigating the world as a woman is very different from navigating the world as a man and i get it you don't understand because you don't have to fucking do that dance but i can assure you it's exhausting i guess

Speaker: Like said I said, I'm sorry.

Speaker: Number one cause for murder of women is rejection of men. If you look if you if you look up the sta statistics, whether that be because divorce and someone left someone or because someone outright rejected someone, there is ah statistically and it's it's not, you know, you've got to you haven't you got to navigate shit. You've got to be kind all the time.

Speaker: That's, that's an interesting point because I think, and um I'd have to look up, I'd have to look at the numbers up to see if it backs up what I'm saying, but this is totally just off my impression that it seems like men take rejection harder than women.

Speaker: hundred percent Oh that's 100%. Women might take rejection badly but they're unlikely to murder that man because they got rejected. You know what I mean? Whereas you statistically you know the odds are not in your favour as a woman.

Speaker: And I know that this got all serious and, you know... Stop being a horse! Sorry. It's not meant to be serious, but, you know, but i think I think asking a generalised question does have to have this kind of conversation because men and women do navigate the world very differently and you can't understand, we can both try to understand each other's point of view, but I understand that, I get it, men can't understand because they're not experiencing it.

Speaker: Do you know what I mean? right you know't but no like I've never tried to pick up a dude. so Right, exactly. But you must know men who you know that would react violently if they were laughed at because they've got us small penis. like You must have encountered those men in your life that would have an angry or violent, with I mean, or that are, you know, explosive. You must have encountered guys like that. So you must know that it's a thing.

Speaker: I present my skills first. That way they don't have time to laugh. I was about to say the same thing. You're not going to see my dick until it's in you. I'm just saying. It doesn't even make sense. Your eyeballs are not in your vagina. Because at the end of the day, that's not the first thing you're seeing. You're seeing my dick. I know. I'm joking. As I said, I have a particular set of skills.

Speaker: and like got its called it's called gras We don't need to know what those skills are. We don't need all the, the only person needs to know. Don't worry about it. I'm just saying before, I'm just saying for me personally that, uh, you know, before I present my small package, you're not going to be able to laugh at my small package because I've already presented my skills to you. skills exactly that's that's how i just Make up where I lack, but.

Speaker: I think I understand more than you and than you think I understand, like a women's perspective, especially growing up as as the only boy in a family full of women. I think I understand way more than you think you give me credit for. I wasn't, I wasn't singling you out specifically. I'm just saying, I'm just talking about men in general, because we do navigate the world very differently. I can understand that it's difficult for men. Like I'm not saying I'm just saying as a generalized thing, I can understand why it's hard to comprehend. It's not easy for us. I'm sitting here imagining Glick being the only fucking boy in a whole house full of It explains a lot though, doesn't it? And then he walks out the bathroom and he's like, mom, I can't get this up my butt. I don't understand why. Let me, let me, let me tell you, let me tell you, let me tell you a fun game I used to like to play because I had to hide the tampon. I don't know. No, no, no, no, no. I had, I had, I have, I have two sisters that are like a year younger than me. I come from a blended family.

Speaker: So I have one sister for my dad's first marriage, my older sister who is. Then I have my, now my, now my broaster. Um, and I never played this game with her friends because she was weird and deaf and had a bunch of weird deaf friends. And that was just weird, but I also have two stepsisters that are half Mexican for my dad's, the the woman, my dad's married to now it was from her. brave But my.

Speaker: and Jeff knows my sister that I'm talking about. He's like to play a game when her friends was her when her friends would be at the house. I would conveniently walk out of the shower with just a towel on. And go, it'd be like, hey, oh where is the plunger? You want to watch Jeff over at Paul's vault? I just have a towel on. I can't find my back scrub. Look, sisters, friends, no hands. You guys never had going a helicopter ride? oh Oh, I didn't know you guys were here. Oh, oh, man. i Oh, no. Oh, let's be honest, though. Let's be honest, though. Your sister, you could look at her like I never had the I

Speaker: I never took the chance, but look at your sister and get it.

Speaker: I wasn't doing it to my sister, Jeff. I was doing it to her friends. Her friend, your your sister's friends and your sister. yeah it was it like it wasn't my alice guy who was it like yeah Wasn't like I walked out of the shower with the towel on and kicked her bedroom door. They'd be like, Hey, you want to pretend like we're from West Virginia?

Speaker: no road are no roads are you and and sister And all her friends, like you can look at them sideways and next thing, know you're in bed.

Speaker: I'm not, I'm just saying. I i was but like, I was trying to sleep with her friends. It was just me tormenting her. because I was in a lot better. i would you know yeah wasn't because you kid You were doing it because you could let' because i could. I wasn't a bad looking cat in my younger days. you know you weren't great i wish only I wish I would have had this beard when I was 17. Did you hear that just now? was like He was like, will I contradict him or not? You know what? yeah well you know what

Speaker: in high school and today i have Jeff is all Jeff has always looked like a fucking troll. Oh, here's what we should do. Here's what we should do. We should all find high school photos of ourselves. Oh, we have no fuck yourself. I thought I figured I feel heart people i'll find like feel like if we pull up pictures of ourselves when we were in high school under the age of 18, somebody's going to end up on a list. Oh, yeah.

Speaker: the good I don't understand why. Bye. Cause Jeff's going to say something weird about me and it's going to be sexual. And I'm going to be like 12 on that picture. And Jeff's going to be like, yeah, totally it. You know, like I'm just saying like.

Speaker: but you forget what perver jeff has said ah keep yeah exactly he I'm looking out for Jeff here. I'm not looking out for us because I know we all have we we all we all have standards and morals and Jeff doesn't. That's the reason why Jeff lives in Mexico. good where should i I was going to send this. Will I not send this then?

Speaker: but didnt ah Let's see here. Well, I send it to Jeff on Instagram or we'll send it to. glutton yeah so jeff he's He's quicker. He's quicker on the fly than I am. That's what I was thinking. No, I'm not being, on offton I don't even think I have any, actually Jeff, you still got my senior picks, don't you? So I would, do 14 or 15 in there.

Speaker: is before I had my hair cut and i I was able to sit on my hair until I was 16. So I must've been 14 or 15. Jesus Christ, were you fucking Mormon? e like fucking normal is happy oh look like ah I look like a boy, but we're long here. If I come back here, I never used to be in a makeup room.

Speaker: Hold on, Jeff. I'm looking. it's it's not I'm looking. I got from seventh grade somewhere. I got to really go through here. I was going to say, I don't have a whole bunch. So what is seventh grade? What age is that? 13, 14. Yeah. 14. Yeah. 14. Something like that. Jeez Louise. Because we do. Jesus Christ.

Speaker: I really am an ogre next to all my sisters. Jesus Christ. I got a scroll way down. Yeah. I got a, I got a really scroll here. Um, good Lord. I did it. I'm like, Oh, Hey, that guy's almost got abs. Almost seen the keyword. Well, this, that, that was, ah that was a picture from when I went from, from three 25 down to two 50.

Speaker: I was always covered up all the time because I had huge knockers. So when you said, are you a Mormon? Obviously I went to Catholic school, so I was in uniform, but even then I was still always really kind of jumping over the top of my shirt or whatever. Well, you're just a fucking duct tape to hold them sons of bitches back.

Speaker: Wait! Time you ready for you to go to school! but but but So I have one from when I was 14. Go on then. 14, 15. So same age as the one I just, you put up with me. Yeah, but this is a, it's a family photo. So it's me, my brother and my two sisters, but there it is. Oh, wow. Yeah. So you're the one down the front, Jeff.

Speaker: Yeah. know but yes so Your mother looks like she's drunk or something, dude. My sister had a had a rare disease. She she never weighed more than 90 pounds. Oh, I know. No big deal. hey yeah um I was just going by like here. I was just I was making a joke about her big hair. I wasn't even gonna joke about it. was chi else hey early drunk or something like I thought somewhere I had a picture of my senior. She was trying to hide it. Jeff, I just I just sent it to you on Snapchat. So, Blaze, where's your? Oh, I can't. I can't look for it. I'll tell you what. I'm looking at this picture, man. And oh my god. I remember this picture.

Speaker: Dude, I'm looking at this picture and it's like looking at a picture of, of cash. Right. He, that that kid looks just like me. Yeah. I was 14 in that picture. I've just screenshot it. That was my first year of playing football and we won the NBC championship. We won our conference championship. Nice. I think I showed my work. Yeah. I think you have. And mind you,

Speaker: um i four I'm already six foot, I'm already six two in this picture. I was six two at 12 years old. Did you stop growing at 12? Yeah, yeah. So I think I've talked about it on here before. The the ah the way I was growing Yeah, 14 year old me right there with my old flat Tom Knox. Wow. Yeah. NBC champs, baby. That was my first year playing football. Um, so the doctors all thought with the way I was like, how, how tall and whatnot, I was, uh, that I would, and that I would be anywhere between six, nine and seven foot tall. seven Yeah.

Speaker: Um, but, uh, I was also severely, I like seriously allergic to poison ivy. It almost killed me three, like two or three times. I almost died from poison ivy. And they discovered that if they, I could take a combination of shots, one of them being like straight up steroids. And then the other ones being a combination of steroids and this st this that whole of growth. So yeah. Yeah. you'll but because yeah At 12 years old, I was six foot two. At 12 years old, I tower everybody.

Speaker: um But when I was in high school, beat when I was going through school and stuff, because you see that picture right after that year, I i started bulking up. I was already big in that picture. I was much bigger than that what that picture shows. But for like three years in school, I had to do testing.

Speaker: uh, because they thought I was on steroids because what, which I was, but it was medical because of how, how, how quick I bulked up. It wasn't anabolic. My junior year, I was three 15 and Jeff, when Jeff and I met, I was three 15 and tell you, I wasn't fat. I was solid.

Speaker: I was a solid 315. So, but I had to, I had to do steroid testing um because they thought that I was juicing. And that's why I was so big. I was naturally a big kid in general. I've always been a big kid my whole life, but. Yeah. And where does that come from? Like, are you, are the family all big, like genetically or the old? no yes That's rail. My dad is, my dad is like,

Speaker: 5 '8", I think. This is a picture of me at 16. Actually. Which one? ah

Speaker: That's me at 16. If you don't get any photos of just you, Uh, well, that's the thing I somewhere. Oh, here we go. Oh my gosh. I forgot about this, but this is me at being a, I, I think I was like 15. This is, oh my God. I forgot about this picture.

Speaker: Wow. Yeah. This is my jinko jeans and I had that stupid necklace that looked like a key chain. I thought I was.

Speaker: I should go through your cool face. Yeah, that was awesome. I just tried to follow me on the netball team, primarily seven. So it would be 11. There you go, Jess. I could have swore. There's a picture of me and my pops. I'm struggling to keep my eyes open.

Speaker: I am going to jump off and take you guys to bed. Lucky us. Hey, daddy. Depends on who you're asking. Take me to bed. Everybody have a great one. Everybody out there have a great one later. Have a good one buddy. You too.

Speaker: There's a picture of my dad and I together with Cash when he was a baby and I'm actually I'm actually kind of slouched down a little bit. But yeah, my i my dad's like half the size. That's a rare Yeah, that's ah that's cash that's cash when he was a little baby though i got that you yeah That's me holding me as a baby no i shouldn like I Could have swore I had a picture my mom said my wife a picture of My senior year photo

Speaker: yeah but but I think my dad's like. But I can't seem to find it. Five eight -ish and he might be a buck fifty soaking wet if that. So where does your size come from then? I don't i don't know. You know, I remember I remember growing up. i Well, yeah, I'm actually a size watch. I remember growing up and and my mom was my mom was my mom was like five, six, five, five, which quote unquote tall for a woman.

Speaker: um ish and And I remember growing up, like always thinking like my uncle's, my mom's twin brother, my mom, my mom was a twin and my dad's baby brother were, were so big growing up. And then when I got older and I became an ah adult or whatever.

Speaker: Like I'm bigger than both of my uncles. Yeah. However, like my, my mom's twin brother, his son was always tall and skinny. Like he was a bean pole and then like a year or so after he got out of high school, he put on like 200 fucking pounds. He's a big giant fat fuck right now. Well, him and I are the biggest are like the two biggest people in our family. Yeah. But forever, I was the biggest one in the family. Even when I was a kid.

Speaker: And growing up, I thought my uncles were so big, but looking back at pictures and stuff like that, it's like, Jesus Christ, I'm 11 years old and I'm already taller than both of my uncles. yeah So I don't know where my size comes from. I honestly, truly don't.

Speaker: Other than the fact that, like I said, you know, like my real parents died when when I was a baby baby and I grew up in an orphanage and my real parents must've been squatchy. and yeah seems legit. i'm a real life I don't know where the hell that photo is. It's gonna drive me nuts.

Speaker: I'm kind of the same. I don't really know where my height comes from either. um My mum would have been about five, six. My dad, not much taller than that, five, six, five, seven. yeah but my dad My dad was adopted as a baby, so I don't know anything about his side of the family. like I don't know what's on that side of the family. Obviously, I did the DNA thing and it came back. We joke about Celtic Viking and you know that's the those are the little things that were on there, but I don't really have any reference point for like has genetics. Yeah. Like, uh, like my family's all stocky. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, you know, we had a bunch of choppy spirit. Yeah. Like my, my dad's baby brother and his older brother are, are my dad's a tiny little fuck. I used to see my sisters, my, my, my older sister and my broster. They're built just like my dad. My, my older sister might be as big around as my lake.

Speaker: And she introduces everybody as me. She introduces me to her friends as her baby big brother. I tower her. I am three times her size. well If I remember correctly, your your younger sister, she she's like almost as short as me. I think most of my sisters are short.

Speaker: But yeah, yeah. my like my Blood Sisters, yeah um'm um'm I'm fucking huge compared to them.

Speaker: So, I just - Your browser's got a bigger gig. Wow. When you special order it and pick your size, I mean, I didn't get to decide. I was gonna say like, you know, unfortunately,

Speaker: but Unfortunately, wasing on my own, but it's hard. That guy, I don't know his name, the pole vault that we were talking about earlier, that'll be like a reference point. Like when people are kind of like, it'll be like, Oh, I want, uh, whatever. I want one of them, like whatever his name is.

Speaker: i hope I want the I want the pole vaulter special. yeah No, yeah yeah, unlike my broaster, I didn't get to have my have the taxpayers pay for the size of my penis. So I just sent Jeff for that picture of the netball team because you can see on there and like. OK, I won't tell you which one I am. I'm sure you can guess which one I am if you look at the picture. and Welcome to nonsense.

Speaker: and know What's your show about? the audio talking some guy we talk about we we we We talk about some French bull vaulter who's got a huge wang. Let's see. Nice bangs like. God damn. You got more bangs than fangs. Always the tallest one at the back though, right? Every fucking plane. Taller than that. That was the headmistress of the school and I was head and shoulders bigger than her as well.

Speaker: fucking bangs mcgillicuddy i don't even care about you jesus christ did you special order those fucking things from japan well the funny thing is we don't call them banks here what do we call it we call it a fringe isn't that funny yes because we're talking about the french french french french area you are the edenburg fringe when before i got the edenburg fringe going on on my face right now look like uh what was it uh

Speaker: Adam's family. What was it? Cousin it? The big hairball. That was me. but man but

Speaker: He's an evolution of a walkie.

Speaker: Oh, man. but That's funny. So, you watched the podcast. Yeah. What's it about? I don't know. We talked about some French guys huge Wang and then we shared pictures of us when we were kids and uh that's an audio podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we're nerds. Yeah. Well, what are you going to do? Go watch the live replay. That's what they should have done. They should have been here in the in the chat and what do you call it? the chatter's box i call it the cheap scene Yeah, the chatter's box. The chatter's box. Get in my box, you fuckers. Oh my. He wants to get in Glick's box tonight. Yeah, you do. Stay out of my box. I need another cup of tea, man. I'm all teed out. I can't believe it's only been four hours.

Speaker: I wish I could stop sneezing. like ah and I need to kind of get that under control. It's very annoying. I got like this constant, like it's like somebody left the faucet on just low and I've been like all night long. because i because i they my ah yeah laptop. so I think my speakers are starting to go and I can't really hear everybody so I had to go back to old school and put my headset on. So it's corded and I can't like just get up and go blow my nose without taking my headset off and try not to just like

Speaker: wander aimlessly off of the podcast like everybody's talking see you later books out you know yeah it does it does the audio does keep glitching out a little bit but i wasn't sure if it was my you internet connection that was doing that or if that was on your end it it could be the uh i think it's i think it's more like the internet connection but i know i yeah my my uh speakers are What up Jeevos? Hey Jeevos. I stole his name. me and girl and That's because you think you're safe because you're on the other side of the planet and I'm not going to boot your boss.

Speaker: I'm like a fucking ninja. I'm feeling brave. Yeah, i mom I'm an internet. I'm an internet tough guy which you know that you wouldn't say that if you're in front of a face glad you do paul oh what up beat beat bitch funny but bit you you coming on code up the chat hit the le jeeves and come up are You still in Washington are you back home?

Speaker: come up i because I need to go and blow my nose and make tea and I feel bad dropping out. But if there's an extra person in the chat, I'm here. Jeff's back. yes I have to make tea as well. Oh my gosh. My back teeth were floating there for a minute. Yeah. And by tea, I mean pee. I'm in Washington. We'll come up with the lovely lady.

Speaker: How's your, how's your trip? You guys, I've seen on this on social, it looks like you guys are having a good time. I love, I love them too. They've been big here, so goddamn cute. They are. I haven't seen anything, anybody's anything over these past week because I'm just so fucking wrapped up in French, French, French, French. I feel like I'm missing out. Tell Vicki I said hi, James. I beat you to it because I'm a better friend. Suck it. Wow.

Speaker: what I'm going to make me. It's not like he's come to Ohio and him and I got accused of sleeping together, but how ridiculous is that though, right? Like you can't be friends with someone without fucking them. That's my role. You and I just can't be friends then, Jeff. Don't worry, baby. It's coming. Don't you wait until Jeff comes. Mailing.

Speaker: Just gonna be like, yeah, we're friends. You know what that means. Like,

Speaker: like like he's gonna go, you must be this tall to ride this ride.

Speaker: i call make t ill be again ah I'm like a monkey. I'll climb that like a tree. Don't you worry about it. Spider monkey Jeff. It's driving me crazy. I can't find this fucking picture. And it's not even a good picture, but it's it's like, you know how every year you do your senior picture? Well, when you graduate, you do your senior picture. oh I actually, my mom sent a picture of the picture.

Speaker: because my my wife was wondering what I looked like when I was younger. And of course, I didn't have them because I didn't have Facebook back in high school. So my mom was walking around the house. She's like, here, here it is. And she said, well, that's and I could have swore I put it on my Facebook. Well, that's why that picture that I had from seventh grade was was so grainy because it was a picture of a picture.

Speaker: Yeah. And it was a ninety six man. It was probably fucking taking on a god damn uh uh you remember those cameras? No, no, no, no, no. You remember the uh you remember the rectangle uh the little skinny rectangle camera that oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: hundred i don't know what the hope they called but that's what they recall no to 35 millimeters. Holy shit.

Speaker: Okay. I'm going to screenshot this. I just found a picture of me. I may have been like 12 and I'm going to crop out the rest of the family because I'm on my mom's Facebook.

Speaker: Yeah, don't show any can but't do anything of anyone else. i't give to but I heard somebody say skinny camera and I'm like, oh, oh, I remember that. So one hundred and twelve it a and ten. Yes. Oh, I got it. Well, let me show it until I remove Leggy's picture. Yeah. remove my picture You don't need that in there. Yeah, it's saved on my computer. Here it is. and Look at that asshole.

Speaker: oh

Speaker: I'll tell you what, you grew into you and you grew into your ears, Jeff. Yeah, I just whistling Dixie. Trying to find, I know my mom's got that picture somewhere. It's gonna drive me fucking crazy.

Speaker: Maybe not. Maybe my wife hasn't. See, here's a problem. Now I can't go and pour that fucking cup of tea because Glick's fucked off and left you. Yeah, see? See, I should have just stayed quiet about the 110 camera and made the fucking tea. I could have swore i I have a picture of my sister ah getting one of those for her birthday.

Speaker: And I think it may be on my sister's account. go ahead this because it it's i it's and an old ass photo it's like in my parents kitchen and i saw it the other day and i was like holy shit i remember that picture i think i've got a photo of me holding one up to my eye in a kitchen when i was like three or four but i don't think i've got i think it's in a book somewhere i don't think i've got it online but those cameras were great i don't know why they kind of phased out

Speaker: Uh, digital. Oh my gosh. My sister has like way too many pictures on her Facebook.

Speaker: and And I'm still like, oh my gosh, I'd have to scroll down like three hours to find it. I don't know where I've seen that picture though. Like I saw that picture recently and it said like my sister's like 15th birthday party or some shit like that.

Speaker: So what have you been what have you been schooling recently? What do you mean? That you just. Oh, well, that's the thing. It's like I I never very I'm very rarely on Facebook unless I'm waiting for a show to start. Got you. And I don't I don't really go on Instagram. So maybe it's in my phone, I don't know. um By the way, speaking of photos and things to look up,

Speaker: I went to look up Ashes to Ashes oh yeah on that website. It's only got the final two episodes of the third season. No. And I was seriously pissed. um I was like, damn it, I can't watch it. No, yeah you yeah you have to no you have to watch it. Exactly. You gotta watch it from the beginning. Yeah. You don't necessarily need to have seen Life on Mars, but you do need to see the start of like season one. yeah you know was like umed a Definitely. I was seriously upset about it.

Speaker: So you can't you guys can't get iPlayer, right? You can't get iPlayer over there, because that's the way it works. Well, like I went looking the other day on um ah go to check you go on your Roku TV. it's not if it but was on prime it would be british prime life on mars is on netflix i just saw it on netflix so i don't know on your end i haven't checked to see if ashes to ashes is though either yeah but could you not just get it with a vpn i i like i said i i used to have a vpn and then i got rid of it let me check and see if ashes to ashes is on there it might not be life and mar life on mars is though

Speaker: Well, the thing is though, if you put in life on Mars, there's two of them. They did an American version too. Oh, okay. And it was, it's a damn near shot for shot remake. Who is in the American one? I forget. So put on life on life on Mars. Cause it's John Sim and Philip Glenister that was in the British one.

Speaker: Oh, there's a Korean one, too. Oh, God. I just looked it up. I just found a Korean one. It's stars. They only did one season. But it's Jason O 'Mara. Nobody that you would know. Well, Lisa Bonet's in it. Harvey Keitel's in it.

Speaker: ah Yeah. but they only did one season. But episode one is like a shot for shot remake. Yeah, that's a bit crap. Yeah. However.

Speaker: I do understand that quite a lot of the humour and quite a lot of the references are British specific. Like there's a lot of references to like nostalgic, obviously because it's set in the 70s and then it actually starts in the 80s. There's a lot of nostalgic TV shows and like, how do you, popular culture references that might not make sense in America. So I can understand why they might want to redo it to make it like make the joy to make the jokes relevant to the states. Do you know what I mean? I just remember where those pictures are. They're on my phone. They're in my.

Speaker: ah Google. Drive. Yeah, Google. What's called the wow it means if I go to my cloud here. Because I have a cloud.

Speaker: and God knows how far down I have to scroll. This is gonna drive me nuts if I don't have this, if I don't find it. Yeah, I know. If you got to find it, you could find it. But I still never heard it. Jeeves never answered if he was coming up or not. I feel like he came and said hi and then fucked off again. Power for the course. And I still never got my cup of tea. I'm gutted.

Speaker: Who is John 10 -16 TTV? He was here the other day. Because he asked a question in the chat. What is the question? It says, is it worse to insist that people call you or they don't care or to insist people use Facebook to see their life?

Speaker: ah feel like feel like go ahead I feel like John's trying to vent his angst about something that's going on and his little, like, like, obviously he's having an issue with someone and he's like trying to, he's trying to like, like vent it. Cause that seems to me, ah seems very i I go with the Tom Holland route. Have you heard his response to that similar question? No. He says, if you've got a problem with me, call me. If you don't have my number, I don't give a fuck. That's fair.

Speaker: That's kind of my philosophy on it. John hit that link and come up with us. Yeah. yeah but Just like creepily came in there and said that. that't do again He's just sitting in the background working with himself. Oh,

Speaker: ah this is going to drive me nuts. Is this correct? I like Google. I just hope I'm sick again, like this is driving me fucking mental. and that i thought i had just first I was ill and I thought I was better and then suddenly I was OK at that venue earlier tonight. It's like suddenly. Excuse me.

Speaker: um go

Speaker: There's that.

Speaker: I have to scroll down to like forever ago. Good Lord. hang got you You know how Google, like it automatically syncs to your yeah you Chrome aye cloud and shit? Every time I save a meme that I want to send to the wife or send to somebody on the show, I have like thousands of them. It seriously drives me insane. I could believe that. I could totally believe that of you.

Speaker: Especially me. I send everybody everything. You love you love your memes. I do love a good meme. There's nothing wrong with a good meme. No. But, like, I have... Oh, my gosh, that was in Mexico City. I have pictures of cars that, like, I took, like, 10 years ago at a car show here.

Speaker: I saw your comment on my Twatmobile thing. That was funny. Yes. but if i was I was reading the description and you put Twatmobile, hashtag Twatmobile, and I was like, ha ha, Twatmobile. I did. And it rhymes with Batmobile. It's like you've heard of the Batmobile. This is my Twatmobile. Oh, yes. Yeah.

Speaker: was fucking Haiti yesterday that was really really windy and obviously that thing's aluminium aluminium aluminium aluminium and um it keeps kind of falling apart in the wind you know because i'm trying to i'm crawling along at 15 mile an hour trying to not let it fall off the fucking roof rack So I was making a mad dash into the local juicings to try and get some gaffer tape like 10 minutes before it closed. And I was standing there like, they're like, we've got like a, like a loading bay dock thing that you can drive into. And I'm like standing trying to fucking tape this thing. I ended up there till like 20 past five and they were meant to be closed and leaving at five o 'clock. And I'm like standing there with tape. but actually they were great and like one of the guys came over and asked if I was okay and was trying to untie my knot for me because I had it all like strapped to this roof rack but oh man I was fucking I was like you know that thing you know have you ever heard the phrase squeaky bum time I was like driving along and praying that it wouldn't fall off the fucking roof rack like I just

Speaker: Yeah, it was not good. This is where my wife met Gendel.

Speaker: He's a Riggy toonsing. I have no idea. It's ah it's it's like Spanish rap. I know what I know. what my is but I mean, I don't know who the person is that you're referring to. Well, Gendel, as in Weezy and Gendel.

Speaker: they they're huge group and she's always had this thing for him and she was he was here doing a concert at one of hotels and she was working in the hotel and as she walked by he walked by the opposite direction. Holy shit. Oh.

Speaker: then, you know, she took a picture with him and he's sponsored by certain clothing brands and whatnot, but he was wearing something he wasn't sponsored by. She got a message because she posted it on her Facebook and she got a message. Do you mind if you take that down? And she's like, no why? And he's like, well, I'm not I'm no longer sponsored by that apparel group. And she's like, yeah, I'll take it down. So he sent her two tickets to his next concert and assigned autograph. but ah So I was like, okay, I'm not mad at him because at first I was like, fuck that dude. You post that shit, you know. He tried to make it right. He tried to make it right. yeah That's cool. He's like, I feel bad. You know, like she ended up talking to him for like two, three days.

Speaker: I was like, that's pretty cool. You know, you got to talk to you. You better watch yourself there. No, the crazy thing is she she claims and I'll show you this picture. Let me find it. Let me Google him real quick.

Speaker: um She claims I look similar to the dude. OK, here we go. Let's find out. Let me just put my specs on so that I can just examine this evidence. Well, I don't see it. I think she's blind.

Speaker: But this is the cat.

Speaker: This is the you know, she's got this huge thing for this guy. Okay. he looks at And I was like, I look nothing like this. No, it looks like he looks like you you look he looks like he wouldn't be able to love anyone because he loves himself too much. Like he looks like one of those people. like Yeah, agreed. But that's also the persona thing too. Yeah, but still, like he just has that look about him, that fucking... Yeah, I love him.

Speaker: She yeah she'll sit here and listen to his music videos like 400 times back -to -back and I'm like that guy is such a douche You know my cup of tea at all Well there there I can't remember the guy's name, but there's this one reggae phone singer that she listens to and He's always he does this in every video and I'm like, what is this dude washing his hands all the time? It's become this joke that, and like, once you see it, and once you see this guy do it, you can't unsee it. He's advertising his hand sanitizer. I don't know, but every day, every day, he's like, she'll be listening. I'm like, yeah, washing my hands, washing my hands, praying to the Lord. And she says, she's like, you're an asshole. I'm like, oh, that's bad. This dude's washing his hands. That's funny.

Speaker: o There he is. He's back. um I'm going to go make tea now. As much as I love Jeff. No, because she didn't want to leave me here by myself. I'm listening to you know everything you're saying, but I have to go make tea. i' um I'm dying. I feel like I need to. You're the only one who listens to Jeff.

Speaker: ha Fuck you, Jeff. Fuck you, Jeff. I hate your stupid face. Test a little too much there, Glick. That's what I think. Jeff knows I'm lying. He knows I love him. Yeah, I'm going to dip out of this this fucking love fest for a second. Hey, mind your fucking business woman. This is between him and I. Exactly. I don't want to be involved in it.

Speaker: trying to get juice to come up. Juice is like, no, I'm not gonna eat. You think I want to hang out with new losers? Like, I just thought, did you see the thing I sent you on face on, on, I think it was on Facebook. Nikki already responded. She's like, hell yeah. It's the chicken wire ghosts. Yeah, you guys got to do that.

Speaker: But this is something else you got to do. but First and foremost, if we had the yard to do it, we would

Speaker: yeah

Speaker: That's all. That's all. That's all. That's all. That's all. That's all. That's all. That's all. That's all. That's all. That's all. That's all. That's all. That's all.

Speaker: dancing fucking nickki came and i was like oh That's all. perfect opportunity to go make my bladder and bladder. I got, I mean, I've been dying for ever. And then i got upstairs I couldn't get my belt undone fast enough. So I'm dancing standing by the toilet. Yeah. Bladder and bladder. That's what we call it on Saturday nights. Got to make my bladder and bladder courtesy of Blaze. Yeah. Blaze came up with that. Yeah. Just like he came up for Monday nights to shoes for my shoes.

Speaker: yeah

Speaker: chiefs doesn't want us no more. He won't come up on the show. He's with his girlfriend. Can't come up on your show. What's her name? What's his name? that's but ah Bill. Bill. Wait. Wait. This week? This week? du's like wait wait What week is it? Yeah. Bill.

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Speaker: I'm still trying to find this picture. Striving me nuts. She was like, I would love to come up, but we're making beats if you know what I mean. Yeah. yeah since instance since instance instance instance but

Speaker: Welcome to Nonsense Go Nonsense, ladies and gentlemen. We make fun of you if you say you have a girl brush.

Speaker: but but but to everybody everybody yeah if we don't like you we have no limit yeah if we don't like you we're just like yeah we don't yeah we don't care shut up why are you talking right now like we do to connor because we don't like connor thank god connor's been gone hopefully he doesn't come back and i was kiddding i'm just kidding I can't wait for Connor to come back. conors's Connor is a huge fan favorite. Everybody loves Connor. He is Connor, some of you guys may not realize back in the early days when this fucking guy would flake out on me and tell me last minute that he wasn't going to be here. and then And then Tony would follow his lead. And I'm like, well, guess I'm doing the show by myself. And Connor was like, I got you brother. You sent me that fucking link. I'm in downloaded apps.

Speaker: Just to come in and hit fill in one night, man. Connor's, Connor's cornerstone, man. He's, that's, that's my guy. Even though he calls himself clicks personal. She's just, that's weird, but you know, whatever. That's not creepy at all. The teacher. Calm down to patch mode.

Speaker: You like that reference? butpoo use the hair that's a good blu and I know. She went to go make G.

Speaker: who Jolly good. Jolly good. I was thinking about you earlier when you're like, old time and shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Chip, chip, cheerio.

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Speaker: I was going to, I was going to try to do it. I was going to try to do your Christopher Walken and all of a sudden it turned into a fire. I found the picture. Finally. I can I key throw another ship on the Barbie or you are such a douche in high school. I can't believe I was your friend.

Speaker: I was awesome. You were such a douchebag. You're still a douche. Why did I even become your friend? How did we even become friends? Because I'm funny. I'm cute and funny. Yeah. ah yeah And it goes with the territory. You were like a fucking tumor that I couldn't get rid of. I still stand by what I said. first is First day of school, you were like, you're my friend. And I'm like, I don't want to be your friend. Too late.

Speaker: ye You're stuck with me now. You're stuck with me now. 20 some odd years. Almost, what? Jesus Christ. We graduated in 2000. Yeah, 20, almost 30 fucking years, bro. I just realized I got a bunch of naked people. We've been out of school 25 years. I know. I just realized I got a bunch of naked pictures of you, Clay. What? but No, I'm scrolling through because I was looking for that picture that I just showed.

Speaker: And I'm scrolling through my my like Chrome cloud, which is where I found the picture. <unk>s There's a lot of naked pictures of my wife here. Share with the rest of the class. No, that's not. Some of us could save them and put them in our attics to scare the rats away. but Ah, suck it, Tonya.

Speaker: but Yeah, that's cute. You think she's watching? Yeah, I think she does. Yeah, she does. So she could, she she hate she hate watches. She's like, I hate Glick so much. This motherfucker.

Speaker: No, you know if she's watching because you make any comment, she's like, fuck you Glick. Fuck you. She was like, she was like, oh, maybe Glick isn't as bad as I think he is. He wants to see me naked. it Oh, there it is. He wants to put in the attic to scare the rats away. But I got to do something to keep the bats and rats away. A whole haggard looking ass bitch. I'm trying to find a picture of that camera. We were talking about those long, stupid cameras. I know somewhere in my Google Cloud, there's a picture of my sister got one for her birthday. Why don't you just Google long skin and pregnant? Because it's literally right here.

Speaker: but Jeff, I can only imagine your Google search. You put in a long skinny and an auto complete six. It's the bowl from fucking France. Jesus. and Your search history. I'm you Google.

Speaker: God damn you. I'm scrolling through this thing like. We used to, my wife and I, we used to work, we we sold tours. yeah And we had a lot of downtime and she'd be playing on the boat and she'd just take a bunch of selfies. So there's like 25 pictures of her, one of me. have self I don't take selfies. You take selfies and you'd be like. And so I can duck face.

Speaker: Yeah. do but Do all the poses. but Like he's not making tea. She's taking a shit. You know what? She's releasing the tea. I'm going to, I'm going to ask her how her shit was when she comes back. and i a trick yeah the other day is like How close are you with your neighbor? And this guy comes over and he hits the, you know, the ring doorbell.

Speaker: And he's like, Hey, Gary, Gary. And she's and the wife's like, Gary's not here. He went to the store. Well, what are you gonna do? taking shit ah shit on I'm Pretty good. I love till Gary gets back. He'll be back in like 15 minutes. Okay. Tell him what I'm when he's here. Come see me. it just it it Just walks away. And I was like,

Speaker: That's the kind of relationship you want with your neighbor. I can't remember what it was, but the plays that I were talking one day, and he was like, are you taking a shit right now while we're talking? I was like, yeah, my bad, bro. He was like, so am I. I was is it day My boss, what You were. How was your shit? I wish I was. I kind of feel like maybe I should go do that, actually. i found the picture lining I feel like I'm going to go back with the D. I feel like there it is. Oh, I'm not taking that. I don't know about the blonde, though. I mean, that was senior year. He was such a dude 18. Yeah, I was 18 when he showed that picture. I said, why are the fuck was I for your friends? You're such a douchebag. He was cool.

Speaker: Oh, he's going through his cool face. He's doing his thing. That was the one time I wasn't wearing jinkgo jeans. That was in inverted commas. Yeah, you were on the same wavelength, like, you were thinking the same thing. That's when I had went through my old jinkgo jeans. Stop showing yourself. No, I wanted to see if I was still wearing, if I was wearing jinkgo jeans. I don't have any pictures of my old jinkgo jeans.

Speaker: Not that my senior pictures are any better. <unk>t Trust me. There's one that 100%. Let's, let's, let's go ahead and find that one. I think I might have my phone full actually somewhere. there there there is There's one of my senior pictures that will 100 % get us canceled. So senior year, granted we were giant fucking hillbillies and his dad had just gotten a brand new board ranger.

Speaker: So Glick gets, goes to take his senior pictures and once he do, he takes the Ford ranger out and the camera guy, they go mud running. Then stop the truck and he lays the, a windshield size Confederate flag on the fucking witch he stands in front of the truck.

Speaker: I wish I had that picture. but ah oh i was thinking i'll be right back

Speaker: I'll explain it when I come back. Give me one second. did God, he's in a night here. and I thought he was supposed to be in a black house. Nicki just got home. Oh, OK. He hasn't seen her all day. You've got to make sure she doesn't have COVID. Professionalism. Yeah. Man, this sneeze institution is killing me. It's kicking my fucking heart for me.

Speaker: I'm gonna see if I can find the jeans I used to wear. yeah I don't have pictures of me in them. Well, that's a bit rubbish. We'll find in that then.

Speaker: oh thirty

Speaker: Okay. In my defense.

Speaker: I was never, nor have I ever been south garage again guy. I was. No, but it was trendy in our school to do that. Yeah, I don't know. It was just, I was just a hillbilly. I was just a country bunking and like, that's just like what we did. I mean, even like when I would go back home to see my mom and my mom, my mom lived in the city. She lived in fucking sea bus, which is one of the biggest, uh,

Speaker: God damn, they put out a statistic about Columbus being one of like the top 10 biggest cities in the country or something like that, based off of population. Not science, right? Yeah, but even to where like my buddies were like, like my friends of other ethnicities were like, yo, why do you take your flag down every time you come here? I'm like, go give him a kill.

Speaker: And they're like, no, shut up, we don't know. You're like, you know, like, like it was just, it was just a country thing. Like it wasn't because it was literally, we, we, if you didn't see a Frederick Confederate flag, it was weird. Yeah, I was 18. So it was like, it was like, because as I've said, I'm, I'm, I'm that nice combination of city and city and country. You know, I can live in both worlds, but these are the genes I wore in high school. Like,

Speaker: The ones that the dude in the orange shirt is what Jeff wore in high school. Tell me I'm not the dude in the orange shirt. I never had those glasses because I'm not that guy. That was like that was like in the 90s when the when the 70s were making a comeback. remember the like bill but that's not and and no no and it was it was a real No, no, no, no no but they no, but they were inspired by that. Like they were kind of like but the 90s in the grunge, the whole thing, that thing, the whole 70s stuff came back. i wanted them every Every time Jeff walked into class with the fucking jeans on, I wanted to

Speaker: ripped him off of him and strangle him. And many people did you have hated him in the legs in terms of legs. I could I could. That was the biggest problem. Top in the back pocket. That was the biggest problem. Jeff was only four foot two and then he wore them giant fucking jeans. It was like it'd be different if he was like six foot four or something like that. They wouldn't look so bad if he was like if he was like he was average normal height for a man. They probably wouldn't look bad. But he's weird.

Speaker: yeah

Speaker: Oh my god. You're you're you're the bottom of your pants is bigger than my waist. Just so you know. 36 inch bells. Well, 36 inch pipes is what there there was called pipes because it was 30. The legs were 36 inches round. Well, and the pocket the back pocket. How are you tripping over them all the fucking time? I cut them. I cut them just below the pocket so they would fit my legs. But the back pocket, you see how big the back pocket is. So that's what it is.

Speaker: There's a, there's a ah someone who's never had the issue of having to make something shorter to fit my legs. That's what the the thing is. There's only like one store say you and it was, they were sold at JC Benny and they only had one pair of the big ones. And I was like, I need these, but they were too big. Thank you. So I was like, validating me once again, Jeff. They were cool.

Speaker: They were not cool. Not in our school. There's there is a picture floating around. My younger cousin would step into the pockets. yeah and our and will they walk as one person In our school, they were as cool as Casey thinking he was Eminem. But here's the crazy thing. There was like five of us in the entire school that dressed like that.

Speaker: yeah and the and we all have And the other four were skaters, stoners, and you were neither a skater nor a stoner. Yeah, I can't say later boy. I did rollerblade though.

Speaker: but I couldn't rollerblade with those as they would go underneath the wheel. Yeah. Again, like I said, it was, it was a safety issue. Yep. He was an idiot in high school. He was an absolute fucking idiot.

Speaker: Again, I reiterate, I don't know how him and I became friends, let alone best friends, because we could have not been any more polar opposites. We come together as a... see her I'm two feet taller than him.

Speaker: And I outweigh him by like 200 pounds. Yeah. I mean, I can really think about my friendships, think about Jeeves, think about me and Jeeves. I think, I think, I think the bottom line is what it boiled down to is the fact that we' we're both idiots. And the fact that I'd be like, Hey, Jeff, I got an idea. And he'd be like, I need, I don't, I don't need to know anything more. Let's go. And then he would did he'd be like, look, I got an idea. And I'd be like,

Speaker: let's do it I don't know if it's a good idea. You'd be like glick listen to what I'm about to say and I'm like fuck it. I mean Fuck it

Speaker: There we go. My battery was dying. I'm sorry. um I just keep, um't I don't want to blow my nose down. When I mute in the mic, it's just because I'm blowing my nose in the background. Oh my God. You are so rude and unprofessional. I feel bad though. Nobody do wants to hear that shit. is if i if i had a If I had an oil drum in front of me right now, I would bang that bitch.

Speaker: um

Speaker: You don't want to make an enemy out of me! You don't want to make an enemy of me!

Speaker: You don't want to make the of your life! do you know who i am and do you know who i know you know somebody's gonna fucking hear that and be like oh my god click was on a power trip but probably click is the worst the thing is ah word that that happens a lot though like we'll have our own little internal like our own little like personal complications yeah inside jokes or like references to things and other people take it so fucking seriously like as if we're actually like being serious like we're being fantastic or we're being do you know what I mean like and they take it as if we're actually going to each other or right do you know I mean like so off the best thing was the other day I don't want to go into it right now while we're live so anyways this is what happened

Speaker: ah

Speaker: I know. I did. I went off on a rant. I actually could probably take that down to be fair. How do I respond to this? Because if I respond, I'm going to err on. And if I don't respond, I'm going to be like,

Speaker: ah just like yeah some people are assholes. They're the worst. but i just there and mean I saw that invite and I was like, oh, I missed it. I clearly needed to upload more than I realized. As I said, somebody's going to hear this and be like,

Speaker: guys are not going to believe when he was live on nonsense will and was yelling at her. Yeah. told her We are not want to make an enemy. We are mortal. We must engage in mortal combat. Oh, man but of much like Islander, there can be only one. So funny. I do think it arcs quite a lot of people that the whole like wall came down though like the all of those narratives were just like kind of destroyed I think that has like the fact that it even gets referenced the fact that old used to be mortal enemies and now they were like that even the fact that that is getting referenced I think it was done and well it was it was one of those things where for such a long time it was like that open line of communication was not there was not allowed to be there then once it was there it was like why are we even mad at each other

Speaker: Why do we not like each other? and i call sorry jeff i didn't mean to talk over go ahead but we see Every time you and i talk, it's scary how similar we are in a lot of ways and how many things we have in common.

Speaker: yeah So as I said, I was scrolling for that picture through my my old cloud. And I told Leggy earlier, you were gone, Chris, that that I have a ton of old memes that that I'm literally looking at them right now. And of course, I found this one like you'll like this.

Speaker: He's not looking, but it says, stop, babe. I didn't see, the wilderness must be explored. But the one that I literally just found that I damn near died rewatching, re -seeing it. if texas test to see Oh my God. this is

Speaker: Wow. And the way that the way that Jeff is laughing at that, I feel like he can relate, like I feel like he actually has experienced that, you know. But I literally just walked up and I was like, holy shit. 100%.

Speaker: Shit, I might have done it to him. I don't need to know that shit. I know, boys, keep that to yourself. but over jeff You know what time it is.

Speaker: but

Speaker: ah Oh, that's, that's why people come on. Come on. that's's someone know me That's beneath you. Come on. You can do better. But my favorite of all time. I love this meme. It is the funniest thing I've ever seen. It's not funny. Like I'm going to lose my mind laughing, but it's funny because it's kind of true and it's taking forever load. There it is. Damn, Kyle. Same sub busking for the rest of us.

Speaker: not like you when you were fourteen and yeah that's yeah so I never matched my guard. That was Japanese school. 100 % that was Japanese. But you know that that that that painting scheme and that outfit, you remember the old paper cups? The old. Yeah, that's that's what it is. That's what it's from is those paper cups. Oh, my God. yeah That was Japanese. That's funny. Did you ever a have a professional suit, Jeff?

Speaker: No, I've never done that. I don't believe you. I found one for Brian. 100 % put money on the fact that Jeff absolutely matched his car. No, I've never done that. and Because most of my cars have all been a solid color. Like, I've never had graphics on my car, but I found one for Brian. It's too bad he left. And why is it taking forever to load? I think the conversation was too sha - too sha - too sha - actual. I think it was too sha - actual for Brian. I think, don't pick in.

Speaker: Oh, is that a Ford F -150 car wash? It says Chevy car wash Ford, Ford car wash. Wow.

Speaker: I just, I, I have so many such an American, that's such an American, like, do you know what I mean? That's lost here. Do you know what I mean? I love Brian and I love when he pops in and shows up and whatnot. Um, but I also know that.

Speaker: You know, Brian, Brian, he he, he, he really does try to stay neutral with all the craziness, all the goofiness, but I know I, there's no doubt in my mind that I'm sure he catches grief and it's like, man, I feel bad because it's like catching it from anyone on this side. Oh hell. I don't, yeah, I don't care. Like I told, like I told Blaze, I told Blaze flat out with, as far as his show, because he's like,

Speaker: Uh, you know what? No, no, no, no. He's, he said, uh, you know, we he's like, i'm I'm struggling with the guest department. You're like, I don't know who to reach out to. And, but, and I thought, I said, look, I'm going to tell you right now, I don't give a damn who you have on your show. You can have anybody you want on your show. It's your show. And then actually I was like, and if you want reach out to some of my former guests, man, most of them, when I, when I shout out the network and I tell her, and most of them are like,

Speaker: say Who's argument is anyways, like, I kind of want to get involved with that since Blaze started it. And I've been talking about it. They're like, Oh, I want to kind of get in on that. You know, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. It sounds like fun. Zay wants to be a part of it. Darren wants to be a part of it. Darren wants to come on all the damn shows. And I don't dare it i like mother pull up, bro. Uh, but he, uh,

Speaker: nineteen

Speaker: I'm sorry. I'm going to reiterate what I said last week. Jeff is obsessed with penis. I found this so it wass funny. Wow.

Speaker: Sorry. Go on. Sorry. Yeah. Darren. Darren's going to come up on up on Kasia's show down the road. That's cool. Uh, he, uh, he, he was such a cool kid. Um, and that's one thing he told me after we got done. He was like, man, he was like, dude, you made me feel so comfortable. I had such a good time hanging out with you and like, cause we went three hours that night. And he he was like, man, it was just like, like we've known each other forever. And, uh, and he was, you know, he brought up wrestling. and He was like, a lot of people will know this about me, but I'm a huge wrestling fan. And we started talking wrestling.

Speaker: And he was like, yeah, I watched your, I watched your son's show. I liked it. It was really cool. ah And I was like, well, you should come up. And then when we got done, he was like, dude, I 100 % want to come on there and and and and hang out with you guys and talk wrestling. So, um, you know, but a lot of you guess be about the Like, yeah, that's cool. Very cool.

Speaker: But I told boys, I said, get on, get signed in on the Instagram page, man. And hit those messages, the same messages that that happened between me and my guests and or people I reached out to. Or if you scroll on Instagram and you see somebody worst case scenario, you you hit them up and say, Hey, I host a show. This is what it's all about. This is what we're doing. I would like to have you as a guest worst case scenario. They say no. Yeah. I've been up there yet. No. As who Brian, not yet. But I know he wants to get Brian on there.

Speaker: yeah I think that would be good because he's quite good at making like debating because essentially that's what it is it's like a debate show right so yeah but it's it's it's a debate but it's not a serious debate so it's no it's it's humorous I get it no no but what I'm saying is like the whole the whole concept of debating is being given a stance and you have to defend that stance right and that's essentially what exactly what you know the concept of the show is and and Brian actually would be quite good at that I think No, yeah, I know he wants that. He wants to have Brian up there. There's a couple of people he wants to have to come up there. you know I know he wants me and Jeff to go one -on -one. and I'm like, Jeff and I debate each other. We do that all the time. yeah like Every time we're together on a show, he's like, yeah, but I want to put you guys. He's like, I want to put you guys. head to shoulder yeah You know what? I missed it.

Speaker: because I got the notification late because my kid was using the phone but you were, you guys were arguing about Batman and as as I was re -watching it, I was like, he's so wrong. I'm seeing your streamline phone going, you're wrong Blick, you're fucking wrong.

Speaker: Cause you were shit on the fucking Christian Bale and I'm like, he's not that fucking bad. Because he's the worst man, he's the worst man. He is not. ah ah dear That's funny. Yes. I'm sorry, but he is. That was the worst Batman trilogy at the end of the day. Uh, two, two good, two good things came out of that. Tom Hardy. Sorry. Sorry. Like I got a full of Jeff here, but Anne Hathaway. I love Aaron Hathaway and her as Catwoman. I was just like, Oh, yeah but so I don't find her that attractive.

Speaker: I love her. i don't she's not like we yeah she's i gen very precise she she' is very pretty but I love her. I love her as an actress. I like her. I love her personality.

Speaker: and and you outside of the you know take the looks away but her personality and as an actress i just i i love her she's done a lot of good roles yeah i think she's i think she's awesome i loved her in like princess diaries but yeah she can do no wrong in my opinion yeah and she was great catwoman she was great because she captured both essences selena and catwoman ah much like that i still said michelle fightford i'm sorry well yeah no and i didn't want that but I didn't want to throw no shade towards Michelle Pfeiffer because. That's not a bad. um the Well, like I said, Holly Berry, I feel like if anybody aff earlierate for any woman was to put on a leather cat suit. ah I'm just saying. How are you? Let's find out. that's happening Do it. like you Let's find out. Like I said, like I said, I love Halle Berry. I think she's great. She's she's now i have a native.

Speaker: And it's true. Good Lord. Did you know wrong to me? But that cat with that that cat woman, Halle Berry is cat woman was straight dog shit. Oh, it was a terrible movie, but she looked amazing. It's straight dog shit. And, but no, Michelle Pfeiffer. I love Michelle Pfeiffer. I've been in love with Michelle Pfeiffer since I was a little kid, but not little.

Speaker: I was young. ah love for you I love you. I love how you quantified that by saying, well, no, I was never a little kid, but. I was never little. I was i was a kid. I wasn't little. young A young kid rather than a small kid. The first time I seen Michelle Pfeiffer was in Greece too.

Speaker: And when she's saying, what she that movie when, when, when, when she's saying cool rider, I wanted a motorcycle so bad and I'm like, fucking nine, 10. I'm like, I want to, I want to, I'm sorry. I thought these two was shite. I thought it was a crap film. Oh, it's a hundred percent piece of shit. greece Okay. So here's, here's my thing on grease and I love green ladies and gentlemen, call me, call me what you want to call me. Say what you want to say about me.

Speaker: I love Grease. One of my top, one of my, one of my top favorite movies. I love Grease. When I watch Grease, I word for word. I sing every song. I'm that guy. You know, I love Grease. It's one of my favorite movies ever. Same with, same with Dirty Dancing. Same with Footloose. I love them. I quote them when I watch them, I sing all the songs. Here's my thing with Grease.

Speaker: Grease One, the original Grease, was a great movie. right But when you compare the two, Grease Two, not a good movie, but a better soundtrack. What? I know. i can't I can't sit around and rock out the cool writers. The Bee Gees wrote the songs for the first film. I understand that. You're talking songwriting excellence.

Speaker: Hey, I'm just saying, do it for your country. Yeah, that is a good line. I knew I would get chuffed there. I knew I would get chuffed on my team. I'm mad at that line. Yeah, girl of all seasons. Cool, right? I just, yeah.

Speaker: but yeah

Speaker: I love, I love the music. I love the music from Greece. I love Greece. Definitely a better movie, but there's, I don't know who's that guy. I don't know, man. It's just something about the music in Greece too, that I, that I like a little bit better. Okay. Well, given the choice, if you can only watch one Greece movie. Oh, I'm watching Greece all day long. I'm watching Greece all day long. Yeah. I'm watching Greece all day long. Yeah.

Speaker: because John Travolta and Olivia Newton -John were amazing. And then the support the rest of the supporting cast was awesome, too. um all the are the old four you old playedge I love Stocker Channing, man. I love it. Exactly. Wait a minute. Travolta, you're like 35. You really expect me to believe you're only 16? That's what I was just saying. Yeah.

Speaker: I mean, I heard you were able to suspend your disbelief and play along with the notion that they could be teenagers. Yeah. and As a young kid watching it, you're like, that's what that's what high schoolers look like. Yeah. Then you get to high school. I'm like, nobody looks like fucking Olivia Newton, John. And then Olivia Newton, John popped up on MTV and with Let's Get Physical turned me into a man. a Terrible video.

Speaker: Oh, I liked the video. It was I liked the humor in the video. Hello. My boss just dropped.

Speaker: yeah So I went from talking like this to hell. So are you doing? I'm about to take up aerobics. No, I'm just kidding. I feel like you I feel like you need a job, by the way.

Speaker: No, I loved her. She was so damn cute as Sandy. She was so fucking adorable. She was innocent when I watched her. Yeah. My daughter had the nerve to ask me, have you ever heard of the movie Grease? Oh my gosh. She kicked her out of the house? Almost. I almost set her on fire, to be honest with you. No doubt. I'm like. Melodramatic. Do you not ever listen to me when I talk?

Speaker: No, no, you're the dad. Of course not. What's the next thing you're going to ask me if I like dirty dancing? If I've ever heard of dirty dancing, nobody feels baby in the corner, by the way. I love that. I love that.

Speaker: fuck patrick That's a tasty fucking tree right there. That's a man. All right. Peabats are so easy. God damn. You couldn't act for shit.

Speaker: Your ugly ass brother got the acting skills, but god damn do you look like an angel sent from heaven's above? Okay, so i'm going to throw something out here. and I don't know if you guys don't ruin this patrick schwayze moment for me. I'm sorry Okay,

Speaker: hold on hold on okay, okay, i have my pants back on what were you gonna say like you see like Obviously because for a little while there during the 80s there was a whole swath of like dance films. right that red done kind You had like Fame, you had... When you fucking went out dancing, you had Footloose, you had Flashdance, you had a whole swath of... Breaking it.

Speaker: dance films and I want to throw out here that I think that one of the best dance films always gets overlooked was the follow -up to Saturday Night Fever. was cool others skin a life yeah i will forget there is this It was called Staying Alive and it was it was directed by Sylvester Stallone and the the choreography in that film was fucking outstanding it was so good it made me want to be a dancer actually I did end up pursuing dance for a little while until I got too tall for it but that film was just fucking amazing. Five minutes?

Speaker: cheeky bugger. I saw your original picture. You're 14 feet tall. Calm down. and But m like everybody always forgets like that. Everybody always says, everybody always remembers Footloose. They always remember Flashdance. They always remember, you know, all of those. But they they always forget about staying alive. And the choreography of staying alive is probably one of the best sets of choreography in any dance film. So cool. I love Footloose so much that I broke the gas pedal in my car one time.

Speaker: Yep. You did what? I broke the gas pedal in my car one time. You know the tractor scene from Footloose? What was that? Are you slamming on it? Yeah. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is because I was trying to explain to these assholes how great Footloose is as a movie. it's It's a fantastic movie. And I put it and the fact that they didn't know fucking Footloose. You should have kicked him out of the car, right? So I was like, so it sounds like i am a glass so I reached up into my visor with my CDs in it because my visor had top CD, like my all time favorite CDs. I'm like, all right, assholes.

Speaker: Bang. Here we go. Footloose soundtrack and each song I was describing each and every scene and I was talking about the tractor race e and that I was talking about. Chicken race. Yeah, the tractor chicken race and and and and and Kevin Bacon and I was and I was reenacting it while I was and I'm driving down the freeway. Mind you, I'm 315 downtown Columbus and I'm like, yeah, he's like and then my gas pedal so so I was just left with like a like a stick.

Speaker: I don't know. I didn't fucking get it. Jesus. Those are two of my favorite, my two favorite scenes from, why actually, I got three favorite scenes. my The Angry Dance and Footloose.

Speaker: that

Speaker: nice the the the angry the angry dance by kevin bacon and footloose in the bar yes um the the chicken race and then at the at the when they had the actual dance and kevin breaking runs out and then drop kicks home board but its up when it's five on one yeah fuck just comes joe lying out plug in the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the He made the karate kid go, whoa. I don't know. No fighting. No. Kick his ass. You know, you make fun of Sarah. What's her, what's her name? Sarah Jessica Parker, but she's great in that too. Kick his ass, Willard. I don't, I don't, I don't make fun of Sarah Michelle or Sarah, whatever the fuck her name is. Sarah Jessica Parker.

Speaker: I'm just saying that as she got older, she used to be so cute when she was younger and then her teeth outgrew her head. I can see yeah ah gives you the confusion in Jess's face. So she was in that, what's it called? Hocus Pocus.

Speaker: I love her in that. She's the silly sister and she goes and somebody says something about her running amok and she goes amok, amok, amok, amok. And she gets fucking elbowed in the guts. its funny They're making a third one.

Speaker: No. They're filming Hoka Focus 3 right now. It's actually called The Rise of the Sanderson Sisters. No. It's like a prequel. They should leave it alone. The two that are already, you know, wow. The two that are already out there are perfect. I haven't seen the second one yet. It would have been better if it said Beats by Chris Brown. Wow. That's a picture of Rihanna.

Speaker: And it was like Beats by Chris Brown. I need that one. Quite too soon. Are you guys? Too soon? There you go, buddy. I got one for you. This one, I think I sent this one. I haven't seen it in a second. I love it. Bette Midler is amazing.

Speaker: Run, motherfucker, run! that Look at Jeff, pretending like you still wouldn't fucking go there. Do you know what I mean? Look at him pretend I'm like... You've heard the guy a million times say, a hole in a heartbeat is all he needs. Exactly. Don't pick an old fat people, fuckface. Behave yourself. Yeah, hey. Yeah, stop picking on fat people, won Jeff. There's nothing wrong with that, Jake. I'm weight challenged. It's like riding a moped. It's fun until your friends find you doing it.

Speaker: Yeah, but see that shit, right? Here's the thing, right? You're laughing because it's true. I'm gonna go take a piss. No, that's not true. That's not true. that I have no problem dating a bigger woman. You dug this hole and you have to live in it. Yeah, I love how Glitch just fucked off because he knows where it's gonna go. At the end of the day, I have zero problem dating a bigger woman. I love a bigger woman. There's more of them to love.

Speaker: Right, which is why you're putting up memes laughing and then saying, oh, it's all your friends find out. That's that's the oldest joke in the world. Yeah, but that's but it's really interests. That's the problem. That's the high fault. That shouldn't. No, but it shouldn't like. Listen, the only way we change things is by changing them.

Speaker: right this fucking change that it's still funny this bullshit of you know ridiculing fat people and it's all right to fuck them but you know you're friends knowing that you're doing it like it's just oh i'm not even get i'm not even i'm just i'm too tired for this strike a nerve no i'm just tired and i can't be arched oh my gosh i just found another old picture of me

Speaker: Oh, you got to connect this out. Like this is me. Your comment, Jeeves. Yeah, they were just saying that there's no good focus. This is junior. Uh, no, this is second year of high school. I was on the track team. You've got, you've got a bull haircut. You look like Isaac Howard. Empathy test. Wow. You don't even look like yourself.

Speaker: No, that's when I had my weird long hair. I prefer that to the blonde. I don't think you see the blonde. Actually, the best picture of me as a blonde. My my wife swears by this picture. I don't know why she's weird.

Speaker: um

Speaker: Where is it? It's scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, scrolling. Please hold. offerering Buffering, buffering,

Speaker: Oh my gosh. Looting, looting. it's It's like one of the oldest pictures on my Facebook, so it's all the way down at the bottom.

Speaker: i want to Listen, I'm on the edge of my seat here, right? I know you are, because I look good in this picture. This better be good.

Speaker: Oh, my gosh, how far down is it? Oh, I just thought no if i don't know how far down it is. No, I don't know. It seems like soon a customer out point um i on ah got picture now.

Speaker: <unk>ed My wife loves this picture. I don't know why she thinks I look cute in this picture. That was like my first year in Cancun. You can hardly even see your face. That's me when my blonde hair was growing out. Are you sure that's you? Oh, that's 100%. That's from me with my miniature snouser.

Speaker: it's a profile It's a profile side on profile angle, so it's hard to tell. And then she likes this one too. She should like all of them. She's your wife. She says, I actually, because normally when I take a picture, I always take a stupid, I always like do a stupid face. I'm like, I'll do that. So she likes this one too. he won I look more like you. I didn't have blonde hair.

Speaker: can my her don So

Speaker: You're muking your mic in the background over there, having your fucking conversation mic open. I muted him. Ha ha. Geez, oh. And then he'll come back and then he won't be able to hear him, but that's his own fault. Yeah. They'd be like, I was just having a conversation with Dickie about whatever. Yeah, but that's the thing, like, what if it's a private conversation and it's all over the fucking internet? Do you know what I mean? Like, just mute the mic.

Speaker: Ha, ha, ha, ha. Wow. I literally just - You have way too many. I have, my Facebook is, oh, remember how remember our old nom, nom, nom, Joe? I have the ultimate nom, nom, no nam nom. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. There it is.

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Speaker: cause she's stuffing that whole hot dog in her mouth yeah impressive okay

Speaker: Look, I got a picture of Blick in high school. You better never see that hat for you playing with me eating that banana, let's just put it that way. There's Blick in high school. Oh wow. Yeah. Hi Vicki, how you doing? Who's that? Hi Vicki, how you doing? I think that's one of Nicki's friends. No, that's Jesus' girlfriend. Oh is it? Oh Vicki.

Speaker: So so they're they're they're quote unquote hanging out but watching the show. Yeah. Let's go. You do that. Hey, speak to have some kind of background noise going on, right? So and then occasionally comment. Yeah. Speaking of Curry.

Speaker: yeah i call get Propulsion. Hey, that's actually factual. Yeah, that's a real thing. hashtag physics nerd I'm sure but i I was like my son and I are are watching Modern Family and said The, the, the one kid decides to do a Mentos and Diet Coke. Yeah. explosion. Yeah. And it's he's trying to go up the stairs while I'm rolling plates and substitute all over the wall. I'm glad that you're good. with Yes. Cool. I don't need Mentos or Coca -Cola to create an explosion in my house. Yeah.

Speaker: Click, you missed it while while you were gone. We were talking. I know we were talking about this. I said, are you guys even really wrong? No, I actually i actually i thought that was one of Nicky's friends. Click, here you go. Jerry. Was it Kurt? It might have been.

Speaker: but Actual photograph.

Speaker: experience. I knew you were going there. I was waiting for you to see it. I was waiting for you to see it. The Photoshop lady's face on that. No, don't. She's too slim. You're the person in that chair.

Speaker: if it's okay

Speaker: ah but You know, you guys know how I can't remind of me. You guys know how I said I died. last week or last week I had COVID and I died. Nikki was asking me, but i went i went I went back to work Tuesday and I i don't know if it was Tuesday or Wednesday last week and she's like, how are you feeling? I was like, not bad for a guy who was dead.

Speaker: And I said, I'm basically Jesus. I died when I came back to life. And then I sent her a picture. I sent her a picture of the Jesus from dogma. You know, the big statue with oh yeah the buddy Christ. Yeah. Buddy Christ. I was like, have you ever seen that photo? It was like, it was like, it was like, get your Jesus on. So I told her, I was like, don't mind me. I'm just getting my Jesus on. So there's a, there's a,

Speaker: Well, Susan and Vicki hit that link and you guys come up and say hi. There's a series of films by Kevin Smith and that the movie Dogma. The Catholic Church is trying to revamp and bring in the kids, right? So they come up with a ah new sigil and they call it Buddy Christ. And this is what it looks like. I have seen that.

Speaker: That's me. That's me. Yeah. That's me. And I died. I died and I came back to life. I'm getting my Jesus on. You're getting your Jesus on. Getting my Jesus on.

Speaker: Jesus. Holy fuck. I was not expecting that. It says motorboat. You're doing it wrong. Wow. Was that job of the hunt? The thing is, is like,

Speaker: For the longest time, I used to find all these weird memes. yeah You need to clean out your fucking Google Drive. This is weird. No, it's not. No, this isn't my Google Drive. This is on my Facebook. I post these on Facebook. If you think that's weird, you should see a search history. and you see yeah tiktock That'll make you want to go to church.

Speaker: Trust me, the church cannot say that.

Speaker: But tonight I'm going to drop back down to the comments boys, it's half past five and I feel like I'm dying but I'll be in your cheap seats. found you i grab wow I'll be taking you to bed soon. Squatting the gnome. Squatting the gnome.

Speaker: It's the Squatch in the Gnome. It's like the princess is being the Squatch in the Gnome. A Sasquatch in a Garden Gnome. Take a Celtic Mikey while you're doing it. Why don't you take us a break real quick? I got to make my bladder clatter and I don't want to get weird by yourself. Just go. All right. Because I got I got a wolf. My my my back teeth are floating.

Speaker: it actually this Actually, you know what? He's going to go take a pee break, and and I can go ahead and do this. We have not taken but one break all night long tonight. um So this is nonsensical nonsense. This is part of the Nonsenseable Network. Jeff and I started this few years back with Nonsenseable Nonsense. it was it's It's the foundation cornerstone of the network. We just recently created the network. We've gone through hiccups. We've come through.

Speaker: ups and downs, but we're still growing and we're still figuring things out. However, we do have a plethora of shows to choose from, uh, here on the network. We have live shows Monday through Sunday, starting Mondays with men cam for men. It's a men's mental health podcast hosted by myself and Connor Connors out, uh, is on the IR currently. So blaze has been feeling, filling in.

Speaker: And Jeff has been filling in as co -host with, with me to help me out. Tuesday nights is Glick's house of music. This guy right here, I'm interviewing up and coming, local talent, musicians, artists, getting to know him, getting to talk to him, hanging out with them, having fun, having a good time. Wednesday nights is what the fuck news. If it's in the news and it makes us say what the fuck, we're going to talk about that. And that's got myself, Jeff and Blaze currently, uh, Connor is there as well. When he comes back Thursday nights.

Speaker: Well, you know, we didn't get to drop that news. So Thursday nights, every other week will be Cassius Corner. Yes. My son, Cash, him and I started in a wrestling show.

Speaker: Kesha's Corners will be on Thursday evenings. We'll be talking wrestling, recapping Raw and Smackdown and paper views and making picks and predictions for the paper views. And just talking wrestling in general. Friday nights is the new home of whose argument is it anyways, hosted by Blaze. It is a debate show where the debates are not typical. They're nonsensical. So basically - Well, well, well.

Speaker: Basically they're just, uh, you know, Blaze picks a topic or a couple of topics and, uh, they debate it in a comical. yeah Nothing serious, nothing crazy. Just having a good time. That's Friday night, Saturday nights is nonsensical nonsense. This show right here, the show you're watching right now, if you're watching live.

Speaker: And then Sundays, we round the week up with Jeff garage, Jeff and Benji doing their thing. If it fits in the garage and it's got a motor, they're going to talk about it all on the, mask reminds me, I have an announcement for, we are not doing a show tomorrow because tomorrow is Kevin's 13th birthday. Yeah. He told us earlier. Nobody cares.

Speaker: I'm going to just push him in the pool and call it a day. Yeah. That's what I would do. Rub some cake in his face, push him in the pool and then be like, happy birthday. to as Well, it's funny, this this whole week,

Speaker: like my sister -in -law's birthday was was two days ago, then Kevin's birthday is tomorrow, and then Michelle's birthday is Monday. Yeah, it happens. Can I finish what I was doing? Yeah, go ahead. Oh, my God. I feel like anybody fucking cares about your kids and your sister's birthday. Oh, my God. Yeah, good job, dickhead.

Speaker: way to interrupt my entirely good flow just for you to talk about fucking birthdays. We all have them. Ooh, it's a birthday. i

Speaker: Anywho, you know, seriously, it's happy birthday to your son tomorrow and happy birthday to Michelle and happy past birthday date to... Dana. Yeah, what he said. Her name is Dana. Dana? Dana? Dana.

Speaker: Yeah, B -A -N -N -A. Like Dana, like, no, no, no, that's Danica. Nevermind. Anywho, you can check out all the shows, check out everything we're doing. We're on all social media, Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok. The shows are live on YouTube, Twitch, and Facebook. And you can listen to us wherever you listen to podcasts at, all at the Nonsenseable Network. Or simply just go to bio .link slash Nonsenseable Network. You know the drill. Give us a follow, give us a like, give us a share if you'd be so kind. We greatly appreciate that.

Speaker: and enjoy it. Just fucking enjoy it. Take it for what it is. We're a bunch of assholes having fun, having a good time. Yeah, that's fast. And if you ain't down with that, we got two words for you. Circuit! Tell him, Steve, Dave. yeah That was a wrestling reference. What's going on, motherfucker? Chris Technician in the building. I bet you won't hit the link. I bet you won't. Scared ass little motherfucker.

Speaker: Just watch Deadpool Wolverine again with my parents noise. Just you good the second time.

Speaker: that's ballsy guys ah Yeah, we are assholes, but we're your asshole. You got damn right. We're, we're, we're not bad guys. Don't let anybody tell you anything differently. We're not bad guys. Well, I'm a bad guy. It depends on who you ask.

Speaker: Well, yeah, but those people have false information. And the words of the great Donald Trump. And the words of the great Donald Trump. And I can't do it any justice, so I'm not going to, I'm not even going to pretend to try to do an impersonation. I'm just going to say. Yeah, see, that's fake news, see? It's weird here it's the hugest, it's the greatest, see? Nothing's been ever better than this series.

Speaker: Because we're not assholes, and it's fake news, Shay. I tried to do that earlier, and I turned into a goddamn pirate. Smexy assholes. Yeah, buddy. I have a question for you, sir. Jeff, I told you earlier, I'm not taking questions from you today tonight. What's a nubian?

Speaker: I love that. and That is like one of the best lines in any Kevin Smith movie. Fucking bank. He stands up. What's a Nubian? Oh, I fucking love that movie. Hey. Oh, he changed his shirt. No, same shirt. Same shirt. He changed the background. Change the background. I knew he changed the background. I could've sworn he changed his shirt. No, same shirt.

Speaker: I thought you got all excited. When you were leaving, we were talking about all that sex stuff and you got all excited and left. I was like, yeah, he messed up his shirt. He had to come back. and what one we flip chris Late night broody call. He went for a late night B call by B call. I mean barbecue. This time of hour? Nah. See, you can call me this time of hour and I'm going to hit up some barbecue. You got some good barbecue. I'm on my way. yeah No, you know what? You know what Brian was doing. ah ryan If Brian lived closer and it was 1230 at night and he was like... he went He went to go get his truck washed. Oh, God. You'll never let that go, huh? Never.

Speaker: but have on another truck but new ah did you wait for the legie to leave is that

Speaker: No, you get like before you guys didn't hear my door somebody would knock on my door and they're like, hey, can you help us out downstairs? I'm like, hey, I'll be right back. Oh, yeah. right I always forget that you that you like rent a room in the house. yeah Yeah. I said, yeah, yeah you go knock this out and i'll come I'll come right back. And here I am.

Speaker: Yeah. I always forget. I always forget about that. Yep. I'm just saying it, Brian, Brian lived closer to me and it was like 12 30 and he sent me a picture of his meat. It was like, Hey, what's up? You down? I'll be like, it's probably a good thing Brian doesn't live close to us because we would all be 400 pounds. Oh, Brian. Yeah. i went like Like I said, yeah. Like if I, if I live, if if I live by myself, I know everybody would be coming over to my house. Like it's like a hangout. Brian's house.

Speaker: That's what I said. I'll see you next week, right? You're vacationing in Ohio.

Speaker: right You're vacationing in NRCA High. Said no one ever. one Except Brian. He's like, we're going to NRC.

Speaker: I'm going to dirt. I got to teach click a thing or two. No, you don't have to teach me shit. Just cook. I don't got no fancy smoker or big green egg or. no got no man like no You got love me big green egg have an offset. I could work with an offset. That's that's what I learned. Yeah. That's right. Well, I learned off of a little smoky and then later an offset, but what's an old, you're going to, you're going to Eden Berg.

Speaker: If I had the money. even with an down get a job you paul I do have a job. flights right out I got by name I got by new I got by new tires. I got got buy a new truck. Let's not afford it. Actually, you know what? You know what? You know what? In all honesty, if money was not an object, if I had that fucking money, you know, I know exactly what I would buy. And I know you two fucks would not disagree with me. What you gonna buy?

Speaker: You seen the movie, The Fall Guy? Not yet. Yeah. That newer version. That newer version of Joe. Yeah. That is Joe. Oh, hold on. I'll find your picture, Blake. The newer version of what?

Speaker: fall guy truck. It's a GMC pickup for about four. But in the and the TV show back in the day, it was a 19... It was a square body. Yeah, it was a 1982 GMC. Yeah. yeah yeah but I was going to say, Brian, you you know once cash graduates what I'm buying is I'm buying a fucking Chevy Z 71 quad cab. I want either. don't Don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong. I mean, like the Silverado's are fine. Yeah, there we go. Oh, that's actually nice. Sexy as fuck, dude. What is that? What is that? A GMC? It's a GMC. It's GMC Sierra. ah you put It's And then it's painted to look like it's eight. It's 80. It's 84 altering for

Speaker: Yeah, it's nice. Why is the windshield busted out? And why is he sitting? You have to watch the movie. OK, don't swallow the movie because I do want to watch this good fucking movie. You know, I was seriously impressed. Jeff, pull up the trailer. Oh, no, I've seen the trailer. Trust me. I've watched trailers. I've watched clips. I want to see it so bad. I love Ryan. guy It's good. You know, I watched it on my pictures. It was perfect. You know, you know, you know, it's funny like like when people try to do like their own ah whenever they do their own reviews about it. i Night night. Night night.

Speaker: Get yourself in the van. But you know, like, um, in tomorrow but yeah, but, um, uh, yeah, because like, because of the, because of the fall guy, I became a truck, uh, pickup truck, you know, like I became a pickup truck friend, but I've always been a muscle car fan. Not, not, not, not, not all of us are as endowed as the, the friend, the French pole vaulter. So we have to buy trucks to compensate for our short. hundred percent Okay. um So don't judge us.

Speaker: And yes, and yes, when I get my big fuck off Silverado Z71 on the back windshield, I shit you guys not. I swear to God, I am putting on the back window. Yes, I'm overcompensating. Yes, I'm overcompensating because I'm going to have the biggest, most fuck off jack off truck of all time. And that's going to be my reward for raising three kids and surviving.

Speaker: But, uh, not, I mean, I mean, don't get me wrong. i mean It's a real pussy wagon. like the silver The Silverado's are cool. The Silverado's are nice looking, but it's just the way the GMC, how they look, it's more like stylish. it more tags and a little more of cur drivinging Well, not only that, it's just like but it's more, it's more like, it it's like, this it's like the Silverado's was for the younger crowd. And the Sierra is like more for like guys like us, like what and like grand more.

Speaker: I know but I get the Denali. I'll get the Sierra Denali. I can't do it. No, dude, I can't. That's bougie style. Well, yeah. But if you want to step it up, step it up. I mean, just just just just did. I mean, even though like the Ford F -150 King Ranch is straight up baller, but I'm cool with the Lariat. A Lariat is an intro to luxury. I want the and and I'll talk about with it with that F -150 Lariat. It's not going to hurt me in the bank.

Speaker: Versus the platinum and the King Ranch wood. Oh, yeah, they're insane ah Yeah, so at least like what so at least like with the layer with the f -150 Larry. It's a it's a medium right here's my next Yeah, I saw that you were talking about that on Sunday ah that's the same exact truck that i want i butt it first But but I mean but but I like the Canyon um the Canyon 84 I but the canyon is nice but it the thing is when it comes to gmc versus chevy it's the same fucking truck yeah it's the same car it's it's under the gm brand but they have a so that's the thing yeah but but but but pull up you pull up the canyon canyon the canyon at4 you got the canyon at4 denali i mean that sucker is so rude or the at4 yeah the canyon at4

Speaker: tra I think, I think it's the trail boss is the one that I want. I want to, I want a 2 ,500 Silverado trail boss. Damn. You're like, you're like go heavy or go home. Bro. My kids are all heavy. It's the 3 ,500. My kids are all grown. I want a big fuck off truck. There it is. qua cab qua see we're Yeah. I like, I like how the Canyon, I i just don't, I don't, I don't like the grill on it.

Speaker: I'm not a fan. no i think about editing a up far i was like I was thinking about a safari bar. bar. With the a with LED in the in the US bar. I will be bougie and ghetto. Yeah, he but yeah you're going to buy the Denali Glick and then you're going to put a 12 inch lift on it. I'm not going to buy a Denali. I wouldn't buy a Denali.

Speaker: I'm not buying it. I'm going to put it, I'm going to buy it at 2 ,500. I think, I think it's the trailer for the trailer hitch. He's going to add that he's going to have that dangling nutsack. Yeah, no. If, if, if, no, trust me, I would like, every time I see one of those, I want to shove it down the driver's throat. Uh, no, if I, if I do lift the truck at all, it'll be no more than six inches.

Speaker: But I don't think I will. I think I'll leave it. I think I'll leave it alone. I think I'll leave it alone. You have a six -inch lift. Dude, you'll pull a ham. You'll pull your hamstring trying to get that first step up there. A six -inch lift? Brian. Brian. That's a three -inch lift on that. That's the 2 ,500 trail boss. Brian, I'm not five foot three. I'm like you. I'm six foot nine. I'm five nine, you fuck. Ooh.

Speaker: way to barely be above average Ironman. I'm six foot two. I'm not. I'll be five 11 with the spinal decompression. Yeah.

Speaker: Don't think I ain't thought about that.

Speaker: No, I mean, I really do need that, though. I do need a spinal decompression. But however, though, I mean, I was I was thinking about like, at first up with my truck, I was kind of thinking about maybe getting like a leveler. Yeah. To have a stand up. You're the impression of a four by four. But well, yeah, you're going to make a truck that's not four by four, four by four.

Speaker: Well, it's just you level it because because all all two it's all it's hanging down they're lower yeah If you put it like you put a level it out lift in the back you are two you You're not even gonna buy a four by four pickup truck For I know what you're talking about because that's what they did with our yeah with our Tacoma's when no where it worked at organ when I was Like what ah what my war package like what well with my truck for what I had at the time the money that I wanted to put down That truck was like the that was in my budget bu believe me I looked at I do I looked at the avalanche LTZ I like you i got a guy I got yeah ah yeah a guy beat me to the punch then I saw like the Cadillac Escalade the ah the ext the diamond which is bagly the the avalanche in a cat front and

Speaker: Yeah, very. Yeah. With the diamond with the diamond edition, it's like the all out luxury. Yeah. It was like it was. Yeah. For a used one, it had about like 90 some thousand miles on it, but I was like, fuck it. I was going to put, I was going to put like 10 grand diamond edition. That's not bad. Yeah. Yeah. So basically whoever the first owner was, the guy mainly just drove around there. Barely ever used it. Yeah. So and it was, it was a 2011.

Speaker: So and then uh, and then after that like the another truck that I looked at was the 2010 Hummer h3t alpha When were you looking at these? yeah Okay, here's the problem with the h3t I was looking at those crap. I was looking at I was looking at them back in 2018 after I rolled my jeep I rolled my jeep Yeah, so yeah, I was yeah, I needed a vehicle because I totaled the fucking yeah, I showed you the picture the my rollover did you

Speaker: Yeah, I don't know if you did I can't remember Yeah Because because you looked at you're like, holy fuck you walked away from that. I'm like, yeah but you very well couldve i'm not goingnna disagree with you you very well could i used to drink a lot back in the day so Yeah, but yeah, but yeah my rollover yet so that that was like that was May 18 of 2018 hmm And so luckily I had money in the bank. I had like 9 ,000 in the bank, but I was only going to put like 65 to 7 ,000 down. Yeah. maybe That's what I was like. Asploidy. That's what I was like. I like this guy. I actually, I almost bought, I almost bought, um, I was going by myself as Chevy ambulance. Um, and then, but, but also too, in the mix, I was looking at a 2010, uh, Lincoln mark eight.

Speaker: Those are nice too. Lincoln are nice. The Lincoln Mark eight. I was looking at those. I would have given you shit for that for life. Why? It's Ford. Yeah. So what? know it's like I want to be gangster. Yeah. Those Lincoln Mark eights are nice. Yeah. do know When, but when, when, when my grandfather, when my grandfather passed away, I was dead set, man. Because I rented one. Oh man. I was like, I'm going to go buy a Chrysler 300.

Speaker: That thing was comfortable as hell and it was fast as shit. I made it from South Carolina, from Charleston, South Carolina to Columbus, Ohio, which is normally like that.

Speaker: And like, which is normally like an 11 hour drive with your normal stops, getting gas, taking pisses, blah, blah, blah, blah. I made it in seven hours. That Chrysler 300 was sexy, comfy and fast. But in 2006 or 2007, when I was looking around to trade in my 2001 Dodge Ram.

Speaker: I had, I had a two, thousand that was like, that was actually my first actual vehicle was ah I had a 2001 quad. Oh, dinner report. Yeah. I'm talking to you. You got one job. We had to pop in. Oh shit. it Jesus. Hello.

Speaker: hello I was looking, I was on another page. Oh, Marvel. I like your Marvel back screen, Captain America. I like it. Thank you, Ryan. You got a fan.

Speaker: Wow, I like this. I really do. It's his only one fan. Yes, It's so cool. I'll take it. ah Chris, to answer your dinner report question, I made Dorito Taco Bay. That's good. Yeah, it is. I got a whole day. I reheated my curll my grilled pork spare ribs and turned into tacos.

Speaker: I had tacos a pastor. We're doing chicken tacos tomorrow. Nikki's getting up in the morning and throwing the chicken in the, uh, in the, uh,

Speaker: uh, no, slow. Uh, like the crock pot. Yeah. Crock pot. There we go. Or insta pot. No, no, no. It's going to be a crock pot. So they'll cook all day. And then right before I make dinner, I get to get my bear calls.

Speaker: ah get to be wolverine see yeah get my we calls now check it finally get that gri what' ah is a birthday prison on it Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, i get I've gotten to play with them quite a bit. I love the things and these things are awesome. I feel so manly when I just. ah I can see you're the kind of asshole that just drives around with those on. yeah i know That's something they use when I fight a bear. That's something they use when I fight a bear. I'm going to even the odds. I see your claws and I raise you.

Speaker: its Shit, I'll just get to like brisket slicers and be like, let's go. So guys, do you want my ah YouTube channel? What's your YouTube channel? What do you do on your YouTube channel? I make shorts and I make ah lots of videos. I make a lot of shorts. About what? ah About um like a fun stuff.

Speaker: my Do you want to see it? Sure. Shoot it to me. Throw it in the private chat, and then I'll copy and paste it and bring it up. I did. What kind of fun stuff do you do? I do TikTok dances sometimes on there. And I do filming high school stuff. I'm not in high school. No, I'm not in high school.

Speaker: I am 24 and I'm not in high school. But but the team I am rooting for, I play a track in the bed but basketball for the Special Olympics. That's my cousin.

Speaker: and write a bar That's my cousin. That's me. That's my cousin right there. This one's you? No, that's my that's my cousin. Your cousin does a lot on your YouTube channel. I was going to say. No, that's not my YouTube channel. My YouTube channel is Sticky N. That's my cousin's. Oh. Can she click on it? Yeah. Oh, you got some rest for me. Yeah,

Speaker: yeah I do. I do all of them there.

Speaker: No. that's

Speaker: That's Russ. Are you out of your ah you a wrestling fan? Yes, I am. A big one. On, was it Thursdays now, we have Cassius Corner. It's a wrestling show. Yeah. And now when do you guys ah come on this show?

Speaker: Like I need to know. like Oh, we go. Every show starts between seven and eight. so and and We have shows live Monday through Sunday. This is the only show that we dropped the link in the chat, though. Yeah, everything else. Really? Why? is oh it' as Well, the show is one. It's the longest show.

Speaker: Saturday the night you drop it every Saturdays. I want to be on here like it's really interesting this show. We're wilding out all the time. We're just a bunch of knuckleheads. Yeah. it's bryant Brian is the neutral party.

Speaker: Coke, Pepsi. I am the tribal chief. I am the OTC. Is that Coke? Yes, this is Coke. There's only one champ here.

Speaker: and and That's a real bell. Is that a real bell? I'm so smiling. a You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. And no one likes you. Boy, no one likes you. Yeah, click all you anyway you you. You might be the OTC, but I'm the American nightmare.

Speaker: i put them yeah Acknowledge me. Acknowledge me. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What did he say, Jim? What did he say? Acknowledge me? Did he say acknowledge me? I said acknowledge me. Did he say acknowledge me? Acknowledge me. I knew it was coming. As soon as Brian said it, I was like, oh, shit. Here we go.

Speaker: Oh, geez. Oh, my gosh. did i give Enjoy your mid -card status OTC. v over day today walk in

Speaker: I'll enjoy my main card status. Brian, you gotta come up brian you've got come up on the, Brian, you gotta come up on the wrestling show. i know yeah i know i was When, when, when you and Cash are doing, you know, staying like when I was like texting you, I was like in between, I was like making Pico De Gallo and I was like, all right. Yeah. yeah So that's why like, like I jumped in at random and then when, and then all the other stuff. But he didn't want to go up and cry because he's fucking cutting onions. Oh, she just left.

Speaker: Dude, like the red onions, man, like I, I don't, man, I kept right in the middle of that red onion. All of a sudden it just, I was like, Oh, oh my eyes. I was like, yep, that was a good pick.

Speaker: yeah now Yeah, you definitely got to come up on the wrestling show sometime. Um, I'm trying to build cash. I was trying to, I'm trying to build his confidence up. He's still a little nervous. He's super excited and and and and he loves doing the show, but it's just,

Speaker: we got We got to build his confidence up, man. And he's coming along. i'll But, man, dude, you want to talk about a proud dad moment. So we were we were doing we got done doing this show, and he was like,

Speaker: this is the, i I swear to God, this is a good trade. I'm born with this DNA, but because we all have it. We got the two of the show, he was like,

Speaker: school starts on Wednesday. You think about if I tell my friends and I tell the kids at school that I'm going to become more popular than I already am because I have a podcast. to are you i so Part of me wanted to be mad at him and a part of me wanted to give him a shit, but the little son of a bitch is extremely popular at school. Like everybody loves this kid. ever he you know He has no enemies at a school. Everybody likes him. with Like, like when we go,

Speaker: trick or treating or if we just stop into a gas station or something like that. Even even like the adults and shit are like, oh, what's going on? guys What's up, guys? We go trick or treating around town like and like like girls his age will walk by and go, oh, my God, that's cash. And I'm like, oh, like we go to like the we go to like trick or treating knocks on the like the people will be on the porch and and Hey, Cash. Oh, you must be Cash's dad. We love Cash. He's awesome. I'm like, how the hell do you know about him? He's not awesome at home. All right, mortal enemies.

Speaker: like i He's fourth generation yeah in this town. It's the bloodline. Yeah, like legit, like where where where he goes to school, he he is fourth generation. And it's just like. Everybody knows him, yeah. I'm Glick. You know me. You don't know him. Step aside, boy. That's so goddamn Sakoa. I'm the tribal chief. I'm Roman Reigns.

Speaker: Oh, great. Matt. And I'm like, yeah, I mean, I don't know. And I know he's got a couple of friends of his that are big wrestling fans. And I was like, do you want to bring your friends up? You can bring them up if you want. me we your show Yeah. i mean I mean, I mean, yeah. Like during like the periscope days, like, yeah, you know, I'd do my wrestling bit. And then that was when this other dude TJ, he was always And, and the thing about it is like, like TJ and I were always going back and forth, but TJ is like primarily keys. And he got mad when I told him this, I i was like, dude, you're just a WWE fan boy. Oh, you're, you're, you're good. Like you don't worry about you'll catch. And then, uh,

Speaker: And he's like, what do you mean by that? I was like, that's all you ever talk about is WWE. And at the time, I was like, AEW is starting to come up, you're not talking about AEW. You're not talking about Ring of Honor, I am. I was like, you're not talking about New Japan, I am. You're not talking about MLW, I am. I was like, I am a wrestling fan, I cover the whole spectrum. I was like, you're primarily WWE, and what's wrong with WWE?

Speaker: and He had like this big. Oh my god. He had like this big issue with Triple H He's like see things are going out cuz it's Triple H cuz it's Triple H. I'm like dude Vince is fucking it up. Yeah I was like vi not i was like this has trust issues. I said let the talent be the talent don't give some talent that was very badass at NXT and then he gets put on the main roster and then you make him like ah you make them suck like Why?

Speaker: yeah If you bring them on the main roster, it helps grow. It helps grow your ratings because people want to see said talent, you know? can and then And then I said, and then I was like, no writers, you know, like the writers even got frustrated with Vince was like saying, we write it out and the Vince be like, he said, it'd be five minutes before they go live. And he'd be like, nah, I don't like it. Change it. And then then you got the talent one.

Speaker: You want me to say, want me to say that? I mean, for instance, the big, the big fuck up of the writing. Suffrage, succotash.

Speaker: Fucking like how are you gonna have a dude that you're supposed to make them the badass and then you make them say some goofy shit like that And then like what and then like an NXT you had the war Raiders Badass team and then they get on the main roster and then you rename it the Viking experience yes ah Like what the hell Vince? Yeah no what Hell Yeah. Vince from the recycle storylines. I had it. Yeah. Well, I was going to say that was what Vince's thing was just recycle. Hey, this work in the nineties. Let's do it again in the PG era. Let's do this again.

Speaker: Yeah, so it was just like that and that that was like the the main issue in it and everybody enjoyed the the the back and forth that he and I had because I'm trying to, he's like saying, I know what's best. This is what they should do. And I'm like, no, they should not do that.

Speaker: You know, because I said, how are you going to make, I was like, you're making it one -sided when you should be both. It's like, if you're going to develop a story between the two, you got to make the story that has sense. You're not just going to go ahead and throw a storyline on the wall and see if it sticks. ah You got to have the sense, you got to have the balance. I was like, why, I was like, why do you think ECW, when they had good rivalries, like Raven and, and, uh, Raven and, uh, and, uh,

Speaker: fuck, Tommy Dreamer, how their storyline was so long because the psychology of it, the story, how how you think, oh, Tommy Dreamer, okay, yeah, you may have won the battle, but you haven't won the war, it gets raving.

Speaker: it sounds like So so that that we were like, break it down, like, I would break it down like that. I was like, see, you just can't be all one sided just because, oh, you know, ah I was like, you got to have that fair balance. Yeah.

Speaker: You have good writing and this and like if you have the good writing and the good dialogue the performers can really throw it on It's is why you've got the bloodline storyline going four years strong yeah exactly and like you know cat you a Lot of what cash and I will talk about will be a lot of it will will be mainly WWE And like, we're all smack down in the pay reviews. Cause that's what he watches, you know, he's, he's a weapon. And then he just started really getting the heavy, heavy into wrestling. Maybe about, maybe about two years ago. And I'm not gonna lie, dude, like I fell, I fell off of wrestling for a long time. And then what got me, what got me back into wrestling? Because like when the NXT was doing like their game show format, like their, yeah, I got turned off by it.

Speaker: And then somehow when Triple H took over and then I came across and I came here and like, Oh, you know, the revival and I'm going to the revival. It's like, Oh, what the hell? And then I see, I didn't even have to like see how they perform, but just when I saw them in a picture, I was like, Oh my God. and no way it all yeah and Yeah. I mean, but when I saw, I'm like, Oh my God, the way, the way they look, I just went, that is the modern day brain busters.

Speaker: yeah and ah to blanchard And then sure enough i and then the the match that got me hooked back into wrestling, the revival against American alpha, Chad Gable, Jason Jordan, that tag team match right there, the chemistry, the storyline, how the performance it, it, it, it check, check, check. I was, I was back into wrestling alone.

Speaker: Yeah. You know, and that's the cool thing with, with Triple H running everything now and, and Sean Michaels being on NXT. Yeah. and And that's what kind of what we talked about last night, uh, when we were doing the show. Like it cashes in a great era, like Cass is in a new era and he's in a great era. touchs the arresting pan Like back in the day for us, the attitude era was.

Speaker: Awesome. The Monday night war. Yeah, the Monday night wars, the attitude there. you know i was that guy I was flipping back and forth every Monday between WCW and WWE.

Speaker: You know, and and I was that guy when, when, when, and then I know Jeff's like, I have no idea what's going on. But when, when, when WCW was like, so w who click reported before you get too deep into this, I do have to go. Cause it is officially midnight and Kevin's already like, it's my birthday. it's my so I do have to bounce.

Speaker: i thought i could smoke

Speaker: realize google I got like seven minutes left here. and yeah Yeah, start doing your closing. Real quick. I was going to say is like, I was that guy when WWE or when WCW was like Mick Foley wins the heavyweight championship. Like no fucking way.

Speaker: And I, and I jumped from WCW to WWE to watch that match, even though I knew, quote unquote, I didn't believe what they said, but I had to see it. And they, they killed themselves. That was suicide for WCW. Yeah. Cause Tony Shavani leaked it. Yeah. It's like, why would you do that? Like at the time, make only a huge underdog and he's going to win the WWE championship. Like, holy shit. Everybody's going to tune in.

Speaker: You know what the funny thing is? I have never, ever been to a WCW show, but my, but, but my best friend Kenny did, he saw Goldberg, do what you get but like I've always, like I've been to like every, every, I mean, even growing up, it was like during the Paul Bosch days during the territory days. yeah I mean, I saw like the undertaker when he first started out as the punisher, then I saw the Vaughn Ericks.

Speaker: like Kerry Von Erich, Mike Von Erich, the other Von Erich brothers, um, saw the Iron Sheik, saw Andre the Giant as a kid, saw the Ultimate Warrior. And then later on, um, oh, before there were the Rockers, they were the Midnight Rockers. Sean Michaels and Marjanay, they were the Midnight Rockers. I saw them as a kid. I was like, oh wow, this is so cool. And then later, later on, then, um,

Speaker: that I saw like back in 91 where the rocker, like, even though it got to the Royal Rumble, but um the rockers versus the Orient Express. Before you had Tanaka, before you had the other guy or the mask, um the other guy was on was on the team. and And that's when they were the the introduction of the rockers they transition when they transitioned to the rockers.

Speaker: But, uh, yeah, I mean, and then the house shows, uh, when Sean Michael circle was solo and then that was a margin, then margin eddy came out of the crowd and started beating up on Sean Michael. So yeah, the house shows all that. So I was, you know, saw w Russell media twice, w Russell media 17 and Russell mania 25.

Speaker: I've yet to be, I've i've yet to go to a WrestleMania, but it's 100%. Well, Royal Rumble 89 was in Houston. um I missed out on the Royal Rumble 2020. I completely forgot about it. But I knew, I knew like it was coming up, but I totally forgot. I was like, Oh my God, because it was at Minute Maid Park. But the one thing we never, oh, and I saw Survivor Series in Dallas where Kane came out of nowhere and but buried the Undertaker alive and the buried alive against McMahon. So that we were right there where that tractor was. Nice. So we were sitting like in the nosebleed though. Cause Kenny had won tickets, but, um, but we never, like so far they never had a survivor series here nor a summer slam. And I'm like, come on, bring those two here. i mean oh Oh, bad blood was here when Kevin Nash and triple H had their feud.

Speaker: Yeah. that cat i went i went to go I went to go see that. Cash cash was giving me shit because summer slam was at Cleveland Brown Stadium And I tried telling him like dude just to get into the news bleeds just to get into the door. It's Five hundred dollars a ticket. yeah um but the fan Yeah Yeah, I mean they had it they had like that fan fest. Mm -hmm. Yeah, at least that would have been something Yeah, that was really cool to go to but then unfortunately I got covered so yeah, they were at their moms and How was it? like Yeah, like

Speaker: It, the whole COVID thing, you know, I mean, you, I mean, you and I, we, we both agree on this. It's like, it's, it's, it's like, we all were, you know, I mean, like, come on guys. Just like, all right. I got it. Take a couple, take a couple shots a day, Quill. I'm good. Yeah. And and like, I realized that it affects everybody differently. I mean,

Speaker: Day one, I was asked. Day two, I was asked. Day three, I was feeling a little bit better, but my body was not there. I mean, I'm still not a hundred percent, but I feel fine. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, I just get winded. You know what I mean? he and And whatnot. But I mean, i it but it affects, it affects everybody differently. Everybody's going to.

Speaker: I don't know. I was never like, Oh my God, COVID is fake. Oh my God. The vaccines are, I'm like, look, COVID is, I just don't, I just don't like the idea of having the proverbial gun to my head saying, get the, you know, or else that's what happened to me. That's what, that's what I'm against. Yeah. And that's really what happened to me. I mean, I mean, yeah, I mean, it's like we're in America. It's freedom of choice. If you're going to mandate my ass, you might as well just say United States of China.

Speaker: or any any other any other communist country because it's like if you if you talk bad, but speaking of which, like like I'm going back and forth with one of my other friends because I'm trying to let him know like because he's trying he's trying to sway me to vote Democrat again and I said no, no, no. I said that after the treatment of Tulsi Gabbard and Andrew Yang, I finger to the Democrat party and further proves my point when I showed him, because apparently because Tulsi Gabbard spoke out about Kamala Harris, and now she didn't even know it till it got leaked to a whistleblower. Tulsi Gabbard, Tulsi Gabbard is an active Lieutenant Colonel for art for the army, still actively serving for the reserve. damn And because she spoke out about Kamala Harris and the whole Democrat establishment, they put her on a watch list for domestic terrorism.

Speaker: crazy So, let me so if you talk bad about the, you get, um, and and then yet people want to say Trump's a dictator author. You've got an active military service that said, no, Kamala, I don't feel comfortable about her. I don't think it's a good idea. Oh, she's a domestic terrorist. Yeah. me yeah Oh, so just for, just for that, verb just for that clarification, people say Trump's a dictator.

Speaker: or off authoritarian Let that sink in folks. Yeah. Look at social media. Look what they've done on social media. Uh, let me wrap, let me, let me wrap this up real quick. Guys. Thanks for hanging out. Thank you guys for listening. Uh, we'll be back next Saturday night with a brand new episode of nonsensical nonsense. Make sure you check out the rest of the shows on the nonsensical network, all at bio dot .link slash nonsensical network. Don't tune in tomorrow night. There's no just garage, but, uh,

Speaker: Men Care for Men will be back Monday. Here we go. Let me wrap that up. I'm glad they continue.