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Speaker: Oh, happy Saturday, everybody. Yeah, you guys are having a good weekend and join somewhere warm weather wherever you may be.
Speaker: Welcome to non -sensical nonsense. Let's go ahead and start it, right? There it is. Beautiful sound right there, ladies and gentlemen. Mmm. Ice cold refreshing Miller right there. The unofficial official beer. The unofficial official beer of non -sensical nonsense. We got Jeff in the building. What's up? Uh, Jeffrey, I got a new shirt today that describes me perfectly.
Speaker: The man, the myth, the legend. As always, sitting here in the in the pilot's chair. We don't know where Tony D is. We haven't heard from him. We don't know. Maybe he'll be here. Maybe he won't be here. Maybe it's a mandala effect. Maybe Tony never existed. I don't know. Maybe Tony never existed.
Speaker: Dude, I got a theory. The greatest trick the devil ever told. Yeah, see, there you go. You're calling Tony the devil? He's a butt -headed demon. He's a butt -headed demon. So my wife brought to me something the other day. Where are your kidneys located? It's gonna be a 45 -minute thing. No, where are your kidneys located? I don't know. I think they're down on the...
Speaker: That's what I said. Apparently we're wrong. The theory is this, that when the CERN collider turned on, it moved us to an alternate universe. And now our kidneys are not, you know, you and I grew up knowing our kidneys are on our small of our back. But apparently they're like behind our lungs or some shit.
Speaker: and where's your heart located? It's right in the middle of your chest. But what happens in a movie is someone gets shot in their heart. They get shot in the one side. We grew up thinking our heart was here and now they're saying it's in the middle of our chest. I never grew up thinking I'm not my heart. It's always been on the left side of your chest. No, it hasn't.
Speaker: That's why people get shot in the movies, they get shot in the left. Y 'all are the dog. Yeah, I'm not the person. But it's because we've, quote unquote, been shifted into an alternate universe when they turn on a certain collider. What was wrong with you?
Speaker: When they turned on what? The Cernan Collider in Switzerland. You remember when Iron Man made that new element? Well, they built something exactly what he used, but it's like the biggest one in the world. And it carries like 400 square miles of round area. Think of the Flash TV show. That same thing that they created very in the Flash. Now I understand.
Speaker: Now I understand why you two are married because you're both dumb as a box of rocks. I literally just watched a video about it. This guy, he was, he was, he was still doing the heart thing. See ladies and gentlemen, it's okay for people with special needs to get married to each other. They, they want love too, ladies and gentlemen. It's a mandala effect. Yeah. Look it up.
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Speaker: Yeah, our TikTok page got the live suspended for a week. What'd you do? Nothing. Actually, at all honesty, a hundred percent nothing. I was live on Facebook for a little bit. I was live on Instagram for a little bit.
Speaker: And I got done posting episodes. I was like, screw it. You know, I'm gonna go ahead and hang out for a little bit. I'm ticky -tocky. Let me go back to TikTok. Set up. I was out in the kitchen because I didn't have to be back here at my desk anymore. So I have a window in my kitchen that the window seal is perfect. Right. So - Oh, you set the phone in, you mean? I set the phone right on the window seal and it's perfect.
Speaker: Fire up the Tiki Taki live. What's going on? Tiki Taki. I'm Glick hosting Nonsense with Nonsense. Gotta go through the spiel like where they can find us at. Hit the link. Boom. Tick Tock down. Violated community guidelines. For hateful behavior. For literally trying to promote our show and all of our social media.
Speaker: They said it was hateful behavior. I was like, you gotta be fucking kidding me. In other words, you know, as, you know, we've discussed in, in recent recently, you know, I have a new friend that likes to talk shit and run his mouth, but now that he's been called out and
Speaker: been put, been checked from it. Now, he's wanting to run and hide and block and report people and everything else. I imagine that maybe him or one of his cohorts had something to do with and then I, you know, I appealed it thinking, oh, you know, they'll put it right back up. It was literally a two -minute live.
Speaker: They got right back to me within 10 minutes and said that they determined that I went against community guidelines and that my live will be. I'll be allowed to go live again next Friday night. I was like, you've got to be kidding me right now. Tick tock. How is this even really a thing?
Speaker: That's actually bullshit. The whole... I get somebody can block you, but somebody can stop you from going live by blocking you is bullshit. Well, it's not even by blocking me. It's... Well, by setting up a quote -unquote alert, so to speak. Yeah, I mean, you can report lives. And I'm like, really? Like, this is...
Speaker: I haven't even got past my whole spiel about to show and where to find it or anything like that. And you just, you're going to say that. I mean, you do realize that there's some 12 year old currently doing coke off of horses cock half naked right now. So why don't you go, go do, you're going to ban somebody, maybe, maybe the half naked 12 year old that's snorting coke. I'm just saying.
Speaker: That might be a little bit more of an issue other than a guy talking about his podcast. Yeah. Apparently we, we always did dangerous podcasts. We apparently do. We're dangerous people. We are, we are America's public enemy. Number one public enemy. I'm okay with that.
Speaker: Public enemy numero uno. We're like the John Dillinger of podcasts. I like it. New slogan. Al Capone. New slogan. What the hell? Slogan. That's what I'm going to start calling you with your mental handicap. Slogo. Slogo. I'm Slogo, the logo creating podcast guy.
Speaker: Slogo the co -host. They call me Slogo. It takes a little while for my hamster wheel to get going. It's Slogo -ing, but it gets going very fast. Once the old hamster wheel starts turning, ladies and gentlemen. Speaking of hamster wheels and animals that do stuff. Saw Guardians of Galaxy 3.
Speaker: I'm not going to do any spoilers except for fucking worth it. Soundtrack was amazing. I laughed. I almost cried. The wife and kids cried. I laughed again. Almost cried again when the kids' wife cried again.
Speaker: I don't cry during movies, obviously. Yeah, you're a bitch, you were gonna cry. No, no, I'll tell you what though, where I was like, I literally leaned forward at one point and went, oh no, oh no, no, that, oh, ooh, ooh. But Soundtrack was amazing. Like some really good songs. Nothing shocking in the realm of song area, but you know, appropriate.
Speaker: um good story a little bit of backstory on a couple characters well i mean they they showed they they showed in the previews that this was going to be very heavy uh rocket based yes it is rocket rocket's origin base but the reason why it's rocket based is fuck up
Speaker: Yeah. Well, I mean, he's got a really fucking wild origin story. Oh, no. Oh, you have no idea. Oh, I do. I read the comics, Joe. But the emotional roller coaster. You have no idea, sir. What I mean by you have no idea is the emotional roller coaster that this movie takes you on.
Speaker: Well, I think that's one thing that the MCU has, and even though DCU, even though they haven't gotten a lot of the credit that they may or may not deserve for their movies, both of them, for me, I'm only going to speak for myself, but for me growing up, reading the comic books, I was a huge comic book nerd. I loved them. I was a fat kid,
Speaker: I kind of kept to myself a little bit for the most part until I got older. So I loved reading them. It's still a huge part of my life outside of other reasons why I would just kind of lock myself in a room and, you know, comics became my ultimate work. I am a fucking nerd. I said it.
Speaker: What up, Faulker?
Speaker: I said it, dummy. I know, I know. But, you know, now as an adult, you know, we had the cartoons growing up and, you know, we saw the cartoons, but the cartoons really didn't do this. You know, it's so crazy seeing like real life superheroes on the big screen. You know what I mean? They're not real life, but you know what I mean? Well, yeah, but I mean, like if you ask any kid nowadays, who's Star Wars?
Speaker: They're going to point to a picture of Chris Pratt. That's all there is to it. They're not going to go to a comic book. They're going to point to Chris Pratt and be like, that's fucking Star -Lord.
Speaker: Because in the comics, obviously, when you're reading through, you kind of decide how they're feeling and their emotions and everything like that. But you get to see it now. It's so crazy. And I'm loving it. It's great from my aspect growing up reading comics and now getting to see the movies and kind of get to see them brought to life. I think that's what I was looking for, brought to life. Yeah, well. And Marvel and DC,
Speaker: are really good about creating that emotional roller coaster. Oh, no. When I say emotional roller coaster, Chris, I know you. You're going to cry like a little fucking girl with a skin knee. I guarantee it. I cried in both Infinity War and Endgame.
Speaker: I, I tried an endgame. I will, I will be met that I cried when I was down in New Year's character, Iron Man dies. I mean, there's, there's, there's been a couple of different movies that have choked me up, not made me cry. This one. Okay. I didn't, I didn't cry, but I was like, Oh my God. Holy shit. But like I said, at one point at Infinity war is an endgame.
Speaker: At one point, there were, you know, music's playing in this movie, and Kevin and I were sitting next to each other, and we looked around, and you could see people bobbing their heads. Fucking good fucking tune, man. Well, hey, that's what we were talking about before the show, when I was kind of doing, because, you know, we're a little bit late, but I was trying to finish up a couple things around the house today. You know, Guardians of the Galaxy has been known to have really good soundtrack.
Speaker: Thor is another one. I mean, the love and thunder was basically all guns and roses. It was awesome. No, but like, I liked the first Guardians. I liked the second one. I wasn't, I'm not a huge fan of, I mean, I liked it, but it was, I, like, I know if I go to watch again, I'll be like, oh, I'm gonna spend half this movie on my fucking phone. But,
Speaker: the emotional rollercoaster that I went through last night. Now, like I said, what time did I talk to you? I was like, I went into the movie at 8 .50 my time. What time is it for you there right now? It is 5 .50. Okay. Yeah. I'm an hour behind you. Yeah, it wasn't that late because I was done posting the show when - The movie started at 8 .50 on the dot. Yeah, I was done posting the show and stuff.
Speaker: Well, when you started posting, I was just sitting down at the restaurant to have my cup of coffee and the kids were having a little snacks. We had like an hour and a half to kill. So we're like, let's go, Tiny wanted some ice cream and stuff. So we were like - Yeah, I was gonna say, it was probably around eight o 'clock nighttime because I got done at like 8 .45 posting the shows. Right. But we went - And I went out to the kitchen and - There's a department store here that has a restaurant called Samborg's and they got fucking killer cakes.
Speaker: And Tony wanted a piece of cake and the kids wanted ice cream. And I was like, well, fuck it. We'll go in here, Sanborn. We got an hour and a half kill. And sat down and played on my phone. I saw you were live, jumped in with you for a second and then paid the bill, went outside, had a cigarette, went into the movies, picked up popcorn and sodas. And I got me an I .C. I haven't had an I .C. years. Speaking of speaking of
Speaker: How much did it cost for you and your you and the kids and your you and your family to go to the movies? See what snacks with snacks and drinks and everything? 2530 bucks.
Speaker: Is that pesos or American dollars? Dollars. The movies are movie theaters. It's stupid. Yeah. I was gonna say, I think the last time that I took the kids, it was damn near a hundred dollars. Oh, I don't doubt it. No, it's like crazy cheap here. I mean, it's not like my IC was six bucks.
Speaker: Yeah. You know, I, the tickets, I think the tickets go for like five bucks a piece. The last time I went to the movies was with Jody. We went and seen Maverick and I think that cost me 50.
Speaker: If you look at the movies that came out in the late 90s, early 2000s, if I'd have been living here during that time, I'd have gone to the movies every fucking week. We used to go to the movies a lot when we were in high school. We had the Dollar Theater too.
Speaker: Well, yeah, we had one of those in Newark. We had that we had the the cheese. Yeah. And that place was awesome because you wait two weeks for a movie to get there. Yeah. And well, I had a buddy that worked in concession and we my cousins and I would go. We do, you know, we'd all get dates for the night. We'd go and we'd sit in the back and my buddy would come in with the leftover popcorn that they're going to throw out and he'd give us a garbage bag full of coffee.
Speaker: So, all we had to do is buy sodas which we stuck in the first place. Yeah. Never never mind the uh the loose pieces of candy bar or the and the my buddy worked at the concession and he'd literally rip off brand new trash bag and they're going to throw out all this popcorn and he'd make a whole new batch to throw out and just throw it all in the trash bag and he would leave big old trash bag for
Speaker: I was going to say, I remember like in high school, we used to go to movie theaters. You know, I could take a date and it might be 25 bucks, if that. Well, that was my go -to date back in the day. It was all a garden and a movie. Yeah, and we used to go to the drive -in a lot because we had the drive -ins back then. And at the drive -in... Oh, I love the drive -in. You'd pay for one movie. Well, the one that we went to, they had... It was a big lot. He paid for one car.
Speaker: Well, no car and get two movies. Yeah. You know, they had the screen on one end of the lot and the other screen. So we'd watch the first movie, turn around and go to the other parking lot to watch the second movie. Well, the one of the driving at Mansfield, they had one screen and the lot would hold like 80 cars. And you turn your you turn to your radio to a certain FM channel.
Speaker: Yeah, ours was like an AM or it did originally when I first started. Well, they had AM and FM, but the AM was never really great. Yeah.
Speaker: what I would do is I'd load up my van with a bunch of, cause I had that Astro minivan. And once again, it was, it was, you know, my cousins and I would get dates and, you know, ask them, check out, we'd show up in the van. And they had, they had almost like ramps.
Speaker: where you pull your car up on the ramp, so your vehicle's California, what's that squat thing they do with the trucks?
Speaker: Yeah, the Carolina squat, the Carolina squat, it would you basically, well, I'd back my van in and open the doors and then take the bench seats, take one out, set it down in front of the van. And then you have the other seat, move it into the back. So you'd have stadium seating in the van, all comfy. And I had a decent stereo system in the van and just sit there and
Speaker: you know, we, I saw the last movie I saw the drive -in was me, myself and Irene and Blair Witch. I think the last move when I used to take my pickup truck. Right. So we'd back my pickup truck. Yeah. Sitting there with those like collapse, you know, those big collapsible chairs that are the lawn chairs that basically recliners. Yep. I think the last movie I went to see was we went to see Scooby Doo.
Speaker: And this was back. Oh, it's a suitcase. Oh, it's a suitcase. I love that movie. Yeah, the first Scooby -Doo with Matthew Lillard and. Yeah, they go to the island. The what? They go to that spooky island that's owned by Mr. Bean. That's the second one. Is that the second one? Yeah, that's the second one. No, it's the first one. No, it's the second one. Isn't it? Yeah, that's the first one. The second one.
Speaker: The fuck was the second one? Fuck, I gotta look it up. Because there was monsters unleashed. Let me do movies with Matthew Lillard.
Speaker: The second one was I think was Monsters Unleashed. Okay. Yeah, the second one. Yeah, you're right. The second one was Monsters Unleashed. With Alicia Silverstone in it. Yeah. The first one, the first one was the museum with. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Cuz Spooky Island was the second one because remember they had all broken up and they were
Speaker: They were, they all hated each other, doing their own thing. And it was all scrappy, bringing them to the island. Right. Exactly. So he'll scuba. I remember now. Yeah. But, uh, I think that was the one I saw. I thought, what did Blair Witch come out with? They did three, they did three of those scooby movies. I see two. There's two with Matthew Willard.
Speaker: He wasn't in the he was in the first one with the scooby -doo movies with Matthew Lillard Spooky Island So they did the one So he the 2002 scooby -doo movie with Matthew Lillard and the 2004 So there was only two with that cast yes and the second one
Speaker: Well, the first one is the one where he's like, he gets all buff. Matthew Little gets all buff and has a woman's body at one point. Yeah. And Scooby's real smart. That's the first one. Mm -hmm. And then the second one, they go to Spooky Island. So is the first one the one with Alicia Silverstone? No, the second. No, yeah, the first one was with Alicia Silverstone because her chief, Seth Green, owns the museum. Alicia Silverstone is the reporter, but also the bad guy. Yeah.
Speaker: Okay. All right. Yes. And the and the owner of the island is Mr. Bean. Yeah, but it's all scrap is the bad guy. But Scooby Doo in a suitcase with his toes going, I'm a suitcase. I'm fucking funniest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker: Uh, we went, we went and seen one of the Scooby Doo movies. I can't remember which one it was. It was me and, uh, my buddy Donny and we had a couple dates. Uh, and then right after that, we pulled the truck around. What's that? You and Donny going on a date together. I get it. Don't you worry about us. Cheat on me. We've been together a lot longer than you and I have.
Speaker: No, but I mean, my cousins, my cousins, you know, you guys were really far away because you guys live what? It was like 45 minute drive to get to you. So like my cousins, we all grew up in St. Mary's. I was almost an hour away from you as far as Ohio. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: And my cousin and I, we literally, our towns were next door. It was a 10 -minute drive to get from Belleville to Lexington, 10, 15 minutes. And I worked with my cousin, Matt, and we would literally, we all went to sing church and all that stuff. And we'd literally pick up some chicks at the youth group.
Speaker: And, you know, new chick shows up and you're like, hey, hey, you want to go to the movies? And, you know, we'd go to the drive -in, but we'd first go to Olive Garden, pick the fuck out, go to the fucking drive -in or go to the regular dollar theater and rock it out. That was a fucking great night. There he is. Oh, yeah. Ah, hold up. Clearly. Go see Cardian, sir.
Speaker: Yeah, we used to. We used to do that a lot, you know, but we also did a lot of cruising around and be like, yeah, I want to cruise around, go to dinner. And then by the time all the stores and shit, we're getting ready to close. It was like, oh, fuck it. Let's go to the movies. Yeah. Because here in town, that was the only thing that was open at after like 11 o 'clock or whatever, because you can catch a late night movie at 11 or almost 12. That's why we were rolling to the bars.
Speaker: I mean, when I was living back in Ohio, we used to cruise Park Avenue every fucking Friday night for 12 hours. Everybody there showing off their fucking cars. I've almost been arrested on that street so many times for racing. Crazy. I was back when neon was huge on the bottom of your car. I had it. I'm not surprised. I had it in a Dodge Neon, no less.
Speaker: with the license plate saying it's neon. Because I thought it was funny. Did you have a bumper sticker that said the driver's gay on? I've never put a bumper sticker on my car. Here's my problem with bumper stickers. You literally will ruin the paint job. I don't know. Bumper sticker on my car. Now the only time I've put a bumper sticker on a vehicle is a truck with a
Speaker: metal bumper there's no paint on it so you can't ruin the paint I don't think I've ever put anything on I've got the window things oh yeah but I don't know because you know I would like to get a nonsensical nonsense one and put it on my back windshield right yeah but you can get those stop talking shit
Speaker: Yeah, like, you know, I'm a huge car nut, so putting a sticker on your paint job, that's just blasphemy. And every vehicle I've ever had has had a nice paint job, because, you know, A, I polish the shit out of them, or I repaint them myself. Now, the only car I didn't have a nice paint job on, I don't know if you ever saw my Buick.
Speaker: first car I ever bought was, I bought a 81, well it was my beater car, the first car I bought was a 60x12, but the first car I ever drove on the daily, I bought an 81 Buick Skylark four -door, but only three of the doors opened, and it was like bumper to bumper rust, and I painted
Speaker: South Park characters on it. Because I thought it was funny. Yeah, I've never seen that. I only had it for like three weeks, and then I sold it. I actually took the, I took paint thinner and took the characters off, and my dad traded it in because they had that pushball or drag sale at the, at courtesy autumnal, and dad traded it on a brand new truck. Nice. They gave him like $100 for it.
Speaker: We're trying to find the results of the Derby. What Derby? What? The Kentucky Derby. Oh, you got money on a horse? I made a, I made a pick. I just want to see if it came in. Okay. Trying to. Tony Stallion for first. I, you know what, I've, I've met on horses. I've met on horses, but I've never understood how to pick a horse.
Speaker: The race started. The race started probably about five, 10 minutes ago. Yeah, 6 .57. Yeah. I can't see it. I don't think they have any updates yet. Who you got for the win? I'm going to try to fix the bit. It would have been, you see a couple of horses got scratched. So I got to see what happened with them. I got granny saggy tits winning over grandpa.
Speaker: grandpa and sweaty balls. No, I, the only thing I bet on when I go place bets in the sports book, oddly enough, I bet on baseball a lot, but I bet on inning per inning.
Speaker: and I only bet zero. I think like Draft Kings or one of them does something like that for baseball. You can bet per any and they're like live.
Speaker: It's like a live betting thing, but I think you can, as a batters coming up to the plate, which they were kind of talking a while back about with this baseball now has a pitcher's clock now. A pitcher only has, you know, where before they could be on the mound, you know, doing whatever. They only have a better amount of time.
Speaker: between pitches to get the next pitch off. So they were talking about how with this new pitcher's clock kind of throws off the bedding a little bit because one of the one of the sites you can literally bet per batter. Oh, so you can bet if I get a strikeout, a homerun, a hit, a single, whatever.
Speaker: Right. So, like, this new pitcher's clock, it doesn't give you the time that you used to have, so you got to be real, like, you got to be real. You got to be on it, yeah. Yeah, constantly refreshing and being on it. I don't know anything about horse racing. I wouldn't even know where to begin to. You know what? I see it all the time at the sports book, and there's a guy there at the sports book. He'll watch the horses do a, like, they do a walk around, just so you can look at the horse. He's like, that horse is going to be good. I'm like, it looks just like the horse behind him!
Speaker: Yeah. Four fucking legs and a head. I mean, how do you fucking tell? He's like, I can tell. I've been looking horses since I'm your age. I'm like, so when I'm 90, I can start betting?
Speaker: Jesus Christ, but like when it comes to betting on like if before I was married I used to go to sports with my buddy Albert and we would go and he would bet inning for inning and you would bet the over -under for that inning and he'd always bet zero basically that nobody would get a hit during that inning and the dude would clean the fuck up and
Speaker: on innings that nobody hit anything. But if somebody scored a run, he'd be like, fuck, I just lost $10. And I'm like, well, that's a long $10. But I would look, because I don't know shit about sports, I'm like, what are you betting? He's like, I'm betting zero. I'll give you the same as him. And then when somebody gets hit, I punch him in the face. I'm like, I don't know if I hurt you now. I've grand on zero.
Speaker: Like you you bet like five ten dollars crazy, but you know you win one you got the next three three innings cover, you know and then of course you could bet on the entire game and I Never got it a whole trifecta's and parlays and all cuz it's it's too much one one fucking team I'd do all this shit
Speaker: I don't really do much outside of football is kind of my world that I really I've done a little bit on Draft Kings with with hockey. I've had some success with hockey baseball. There's too much involved with betting on it. So it's just and I'm sorry, but don't get me wrong. I love baseball.
Speaker: Not so much that I watch it, but like the concept of the American past, I want to follow along. I love the sport, but it's boring as shit to watch. Yeah. And we've talked about that on here. I mean, it's fun to go to the, it's fun to go to the ball field and see the games. I don't know. I'm an old man. I guess I'll sit out on the porch and drink a beer or six and listen to the game on the radio, the game on the radio.
Speaker: I can't even do that. It's just, Oh, I love listening to it on the radio though, man. It's the commentators, the ones that are good and do a good job calling the game. They're exciting. They're fun to listen to. Just a bit outside. He tried for the cornering. Yeah. No, speaking of movies, um, baseball movies.
Speaker: Major League is the greatest. I don't know what it is, but I've got this itch to watch. Bull Durham. There's been a couple of clips on TikTok and I'm like, now I want to watch that movie again because I haven't seen it forever. Right? I did the same thing with what's it called? I forgot how good that movie was.
Speaker: Have you seen the rookie with Dennis Quaid? Yeah, that's pretty good. He's like a 50 -year -old pitcher. I love him. Yeah. Yeah, there's been, and I think it's a lot of what's going on. Mr. Mission was good. I am 97 years old, man. I'll listen to baseball on the radio. But there was, and then Major League has been, Major League is one that I always say, like, I'm going to see if I can find it and watch it. And then I always forget, and then I'll have to see it and be like, eh, I really don't feel like watching it. I love the movies.
Speaker: They're great. I love that movie. Steve, I wonder how you're doing. What kind of comments are popping up here? Hit like me. Hit like me. I must see my comments. He's tacking up the fucking clubs in his little shitty apartment. We're all still on the basis. About 100 of these. Right. Did you hit the comment? That's where they pop up, Tony. They hit the hoop? The button on the side for comment.
Speaker: Yeah, I got it over there. There it goes. I just saw it. I just saw it. I just put that up there, but mostly Steve Wanda's comment. I don't see Chris Ignition's comment. I had to go to the Twitch page and look at it. I wonder if that's just maybe because you came in late, and since you're technically a guest now, you don't have your admin. You might only see the real -time comments that you come in. I don't see those. Oh, shit.
Speaker: Oh, I woke up with a... When you go see Guardians, take tissues, dude. Holy shit. I love that cry of the day. I was just telling Chris, it's an emotional roller coaster. Right. He's gonna cry. It was good, though. I gotta watch Drafted. Oh, you two are gonna freak the fuck out.
Speaker: during the one scene when the one song plays, you will both instantly know it and I would put money that you fuckers will sing along. At least once in particular. If only.
Speaker: one of the bands that I'm talking to, they have a video and it's kind of got wicked woman vibes to the video. Okay. But there's nudity in the video on YouTube and I'm like, yep, Jeff's gonna like this video just for that, Aaron Boobies. Amen. What are we watching? Boobies that are not covered.
Speaker: I still have not seen that. I'm going to wait until it shows up. That video's on YouTube. I saw that. I said wait till that song comes on YouTube. They're going to wear that clip out. Oh, they're wearing it out on TikTok, too. It's everywhere. And there's the clip of Adam Lambert singing The Muffin Man.
Speaker: right? Yeah. Jimmy Fallon has this show like Wheel of Music or whatever. Yeah, it's like he does a you sing sing a sing a certain song in the style of well, that's where I got that clip of. Singing hot in here the country version. Oh well. They had Adam Lambert, who's the new lead singer of Queen, which in my opinion, I think he's
Speaker: you know, a million times better than Freddie Mercury ever was. Good lord. But yeah, I don't know how to get one by myself. Historical. You're on that limb by yourself, by the way. I probably am but I understand the historical, you know, aspect of Freddie Mercury Queen and and all that but as a music fan, you know, I don't, the queen would have never existed without Freddie Mercury but as somebody stepping into, it's like that kid that sings
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, he's not he's not Steve Perry by by he's got the **** but he's got some pipes on him. Yeah, I know. What's going on? Jeez? What's up, Rich? Uh he's got some pipes on him. Um but uh I was just one of the bands that I'm talking to is actually uh which one of the Netherlands? Nice. Little Norwegian death metal. Fireman
Speaker: but it is rock. That's that's like Vince Gill is singing with the Eagles now. Yeah, because the lead singer of the Eagle, one of the same or like the the main guy from the Eagles passed away or whatever and I guess Vince Gill is just killing it. I mean, I've always been a fan of Vince
Speaker: I'm not a huge fan of the Eagles. I don't know if we're supposed to wait on it. Did we sit here in silence until Tony comes back or what? We'll just sit here and wait. No, I don't do that. Everybody should have. Tony just pulls everything going on the runway.
Speaker: We were talking about sports movies. Now, you know, I love sports movies. I'm not a big sports guy, but I love sports movies. Have you ever seen the Steve Prefontaine movie? I don't even know who Prefontaine is. The dude's like world -class runner. Basically, the creator of Nike shoes was his coach.
Speaker: I'll tell you what, when you watch the Steve Prefontaine movie, I cannot, you will want to go running.
Speaker: and then four steps into the run, you're like, this was a bad idea. I guarantee you, I'm not going to watch a movie about running and I'm going to all of a sudden want to go running. He makes, he makes running feel and sound like it's the greatest feeling in the world. And like the last time I watched it, it's like, I'm going to start talking. Have you ever, have you ever talked to one of those marathon runners that shit, they, you know, they shit themselves. Their fucking nipples are bleeding. You know, they're, they're,
Speaker: I don't understand that concept. How is that? How do you all cramped up? Yeah. Like, what is, what is exciting about, I mean, that's like... Well, Steven Fontaine was the first person to break the four -minute mile. Okay. Everybody said it couldn't be done. And he did it twice. He, he, he, he was first. What do you run? I run into...
Speaker: I mean, the whole movie takes place, I think it's in the 70s, early 70s is when Steve Brink died, but he died in a car accident. But the guy was like, he was set to break another world record. And amazing movie, Donald Sutherland's in it, he plays the coach. Matthew Lillard's in it as well. He plays one of Steve's teammates, but
Speaker: The dude was a fucking monster when it came to running. But like I said, the last time I watched it, it must have been 10, 12 years ago. But every time I watch that movie, I say to him, I'm going to start jogging. That looks, you know, it's healthy, it's good. And then three steps into my jog, I'm like, this was a bad idea. I can't do it. I'm going to go back for a cigarette. I've heard you after you've gone down the flight of stairs.
Speaker: There's a reason why I don't talk. We have an episode way back in the very beginning where you almost died on air. You ain't kidding. I was a heavy fucking car. Oh, my God. Fucking... We were up until like four o 'clock this morning. I was up until two last night. Mickey texted me on the way or called me on the way home. You know, I was live on TikTok.
Speaker: And she called me and they were like, she's like, oh, we're finally done. Her and Austin had to work. They had to both work at double today. And she was like, will you pour me a glass of whiskey on ice? And I'm like, yeah, sure. I'll see if we got a small cup around that. I got this like mug. It's like a skull.
Speaker: right. So, I was like, alright, I'll throw a couple ice cubes in it and just build it up. You know, there wasn't much left in her. She's like, what the ****? Yeah. She was like, did you put the whole bottle in here? And I'm like, well, there was like
Speaker: I mean, I'm less than a quarter of the bottle left but yeah, I mean, I'm a **** worker. I'm I'm a soldier. I do as I'm told. I don't. I'm not a part. You ask for a glass of whiskey on the rocks. You, I understood the assignment.
Speaker: She posted it on Facebook. I was like, really? I told her, I was like, I've seen you do 37 shots in one night. I don't think that's going to hurt you. She was like, I just wanted something to sip on after all. And then she wound up crushing the rest of another bottle of bourbon that she had last night. We had another.
Speaker: that was partaking in beverages last night with us. Uh they both woke up this morning. I said, I'm not even getting my life together until like one or two. I'm going to get up around one today. So, y 'all have one. I uh I actually, I actually slept until like 1230 today and I could have slept longer if this **** dog wasn't trying to take the whole
Speaker: Now see, Gorda stays in my office at night because she'll dig in the trash or something stupid like that. So my plan was to sleep until about 11 o 'clock, but at nine o 'clock in the morning,
Speaker: wife rolls over and says, hey, you didn't take your dog out. I said, why? She's fine. She's like, she stands up, walks across the room, opens the door of the bedroom, and you just hear, woof, woof, woof, and scratch it on my door. I'm like, I guess I should probably get up. The dog's gonna piss him off. Yeah. Now she'll, she'll, soon as we'll sleep all day, she'll lazy ass. They like last, last Sunday,
Speaker: Cause last Saturday night I kind of tied one off. Um, but last Sunday we slept until like 12 or so, got up, took her outside and then she came in and freaking slept on the couch until like eight o 'clock that night. I was like, God damn, sues, how much did you drink last night? Oh, but, uh, yeah, but
Speaker: Is it me? You're, you're glitching and freezing. Let me refresh. I'll be right back. Um, I'll be right back. All right. But, uh, yeah, I mean, she lazy as dog. That's, that's for sure. That's a good thing. Cause you know, there's nothing worse than getting woke up super early after you stayed up late fucking drinking your ass off all night. But, uh, and
Speaker: Jeff, I have to correct you. Uh -oh, correct him. Yeah, is that better? You're getting corrected. Oh, for a second. Rich says, Jeff, I have to correct you. I don't know what you said. I can only imagine.
Speaker: I literally just said that I had to take the dog out. The dog will sleep all day long here at my feet. But as soon as I open my door to the office, man, she's beeline out. Don Bowden, 1956 Olympian at 1500 meters.
Speaker: No, but he approached the magic four minute mile and at age 20, the youngest to do to date to run under the coveted four minute benchmark. Boom. Checked. And you didn't even get back prefontaine.
Speaker: I love that the audience is fact -checking you now. Steve Preefontaine was the All -American long distance runner to 73 to 75, set the American record for distance in the 2010 ,000 meters. But you didn't say four minutes, a four -minute mile. Well, he broke a record that was supposedly unbeatable.
Speaker: And I thought it was the four minute mile. I just knew that when Don Bowden broke that record, everybody thought that if you did a four minute mile, your heart would explode. Because everybody was like, oh no, you can't do a four minute mile. And Don Bowden did it. And everybody was like, wait, he didn't die? But I'm trying to figure, the movie,
Speaker: You can ask Jeff's wife and you and she'll tell you that he sounds like he's ran a mile and 15 seconds when he's done Jared Leto actually plays deep feet brain Fontaine in the movie. Wait a minute You're not really selling the movie to me. Well, yeah, there's two of them
Speaker: I don't know anything about track. I don't know anything about running, and I don't want to. Because I look at it like this. If anybody ever sees me running, you better start running, too, because I'm running for a reason. I'm running from something. I don't run. Frank Shorter was the best long distance runner, and Bill Rogers was the greatest long distance runner. I don't know who any of those people are. I know who Mr. Rogers is.
Speaker: There's a damn it. He taught me how to tie my tennis shoes. And he taught me that there was only two genders, a boy and a girl. The one with Donald Sutherland. And the little boy from kindergarten cop taught me that boys have penises and girls have vaginas. The one with Donald Sutherland is called Without Limits.
Speaker: So there's two pre -feed, Steve Prefontaine movies. One's called Prefontaine with Jared Leto. The other one is Bill, Billy Kudrop. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. They're, they're both phenomenal movies. Don't know the movies. Don't know the guy. But.
Speaker: Excellent. Seeing bits and pieces of the Jesse Owens movie. Jesse Owens. He was the like first black Olympic runner or something like that. Oh, he graduated from OSU. He graduated from OSU. He went to Ohio State.
Speaker: Uh, shit, what is God? Who is that guy that's in that movie that plays the coach? Prefontaine competed in the 72 Summer Olympics. Uh, was preparing for 76 Olympics. Uh, when he died in 75. Oh yeah, there's there's one that's got Jason Sudeikis in it.
Speaker: Profontaine no Jesse Owens. Oh, it's called race I'm sure you do Richard. I'm just saying Once again, my sports knowledge is comes from movies. This has been a staple to show since day one. Just say
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know anything about runners or running. Like I said, I know Jesse Owens. I ran a track in high school, but I ran a hundred meter. I know Jesse Owens, and I know Usain Bolt. And I know Bruce Jager. And I know Bruce Jager. And I know Bruce Jager. And I know Bruce Jager. And I know Bruce Jager. And I know Bruce Jager. And I know Bruce Jager. And I know Bruce Jager. And I know Bruce Jager. And I know Bruce Jager. And I know Bruce Jager. And I know Bruce Jager. And I know Bruce Jager. And I know Bruce Jager. And I know Bruce Jager. And I know Bruce Jager. And I know Bruce Jager. And I know Bruce Jager. And I know Bruce Jager. And I know Bruce Jager. And I know Bruce Jager. And I know Bruce Jager. And I know Bruce Jager. And I know Bruce Jager. And I know Bruce J
Speaker: 3 hours, 4 minutes that average about roughly 7 minutes and 30 seconds for every mile. 26 miles. 26 miles, yeah. It's like the Boston Marathon. Boston Marathon is huge. Yeah. There's so many other things I could do in my life rather than run for 3 hours and 4 minutes. I agree. I agree 100 % because I can do that in a car and do it a hell of a lot faster. I'm just saying.
Speaker: The movie tells the story, it tells the story, but doesn't make them great. Fuck that. That movie is amazing. The dude ran a 2000 meter race with a, like he, the night before he was banging some chick and busted his foot on a radiator and then ran the next day and still won the race.
Speaker: Huh. Like, I think, I think Jesse, I think Jesse Owens did that too. They were like in Texas or something for a college meet. The only time I run Richard is if somebody's chasing me, which since I never leave my house, never happens. Just saying. And anymore, if somebody's chasing me like, fuck it, I can't be bothered to run. Just guilt.
Speaker: I'd be terrible guy in a horror movie. He's chasing us. Well, fuck it. I guess we're dead because I'm not running. Yeah. So they got five days before the big 10 championships. Owens fell down the stairs of his dormitory at Ohio State and badly bruised his lower back. Stop it. Stop it.
Speaker: Google's cookies. Yeah. Yeah. No, but the the in the movie, I think it's the without my limits movie. Apparently, Steve Free Fontaine is fucking some chick. She's a gymnast. And they're doing this weird position where they're standing on their hands, and he loses his balance and smacks his foot on the radio in between his big toe and his next toe splits his foot like
Speaker: Vulcan style like that, right? And still runs the race the next day and still wins the race. And the guy he's competed against for months is like, haha, Prefontaine almost got you. And they take Prefontaine's shoe off and his sock is covered in blood. He's like, Jesus Christ, you ran like that? I had to run.
Speaker: Yeah, anybody who takes running seriously or knows anything about running, I know a buddy of mine, him and his wife, they do marathon. I actually, I think she's training currently, I think for her second or third Ironman competition.
Speaker: My godmother used to run marathons. One of my old babysitters runs marathons super. I'm going to say big ups to anybody that can do that shit, but I don't know. Last weekend, I think they did a 26 mile run or whatever. It was like a run and roll. It was like a handicap thing or something like that. Oh, like a charity event kind of thing.
Speaker: Yeah, but it was like a 26 mile thing. And that night he was at home and he had like these leg compression machine, like thing on his legs. He was static chatting me. He's like, Oh, I'm dying. And then, and then I think it was yesterday or Thursday, we were, we were Snapchatting and he Snapchatted me. He had that.
Speaker: that massage gun thing out. Yeah, my legs are still fucking tight. I'm like, yeah, because you're fucking. Now, Chris, tell me if I'm wrong. You're wrong. If you had to run a marathon, you would do the full Barney Stenson. Am I wrong? I wouldn't run a marathon.
Speaker: No, but like, let's say you had a bet. You'd do the full Bernie sense and I'll just fucking do it. I don't need to train. I'll just do it. Yeah. 1 .6. That's what killed him. What a pussy. Well, no.
Speaker: 1 .6. I do that. 1 .6. That's a Monday for me. In both those movies, in both Without Limits and both Prefontaine, he picked his buddy up from a party because they had to race the next day. And he drops his buddy off, and he's heading back to the party.
Speaker: He's going down a winding road and visualizing his next win. He's like, pre -Fontaine coming around corner three, and he's in a little fucking MG. And he crosses the line, it's a winding road, and he crosses the double yellow line and a truck.
Speaker: hits him in the movie. Oh, there was booze in that party. Yes. It was the 70s. Well, I think a lot of movies do that. They Hollywood up shit when they're doing I mean, because I mean, I'm not going to tell you that's what I was really surprised about. Like with that Ray movie, I didn't realize. I mean, I knew that Ray had a little bit of a drinking, but I didn't know that he was a drug addict. And I knew that he had some issues with
Speaker: with his ex -wives and stuff like that, but holy shit, they really dove into that backstory with her. And even Queen,
Speaker: that movie that they did. I was like, this motherfucker was straight as an arrow until he came to America. And he was just sitting there in truck stop. And he was like, I think I'll suck your dick, bro. Right? In that movie, he was like, he's on the phone with his chick. And he's like, hey, I got to go. There's this dude. I got to go suck his cock. I was like, wait, what the fuck? That was a fucking weird part of the movie. It was like, I just always thought Freddie Mercury was always gay. You know, apparently it was just somebody. And I'm sorry, straight up stalker.
Speaker: according to the movie because he had that he had that his his house or apartment wherever across from his his girl like this there's a weird stalker vibe but he was like are you home he's like yeah but yeah i mean a lot a lot of movies do go they they hollywood shit up to to tell to tell a good story and that's and rich that goes that goes into something i say all the time
Speaker: Do the research and educate yourself. Fuck you, the movie's awesome. I don't actually care about Steve Pierfonte and I'm just saying it's a damn good movie. You seem to really have a thing about Steve Pierfonte. What Tony? Talking to Jason, he wants to go get some McDonald's. He just came from the Chinese buffet about two hours ago. Sounds like he's just like his dad. Just like every time you eat Chinese, you're hungry again 30 minutes later. How was your shit Tony?
Speaker: it's gone. It was a pressure headache. You had all that **** going on from the Chinese buffet. I just woke up and all that. Wait a minute. Something's going to be close. Like, what's good? Uh yeah. 100%. Hey, Rich, I tell these guys all the time when they start
Speaker: with with all their craziness. I'm like do some research on your own. Don't just do it. Well, once again, you know, I don't I don't take the movies, the sports. I've got it into a wormhole, gentlemen. No, I get that. We do. You call us full of shit afterwards. Exactly. Yeah. Because your sources are Facebook and Tiktok.
Speaker: it is not always Facebook and Tiktok. I have a wiki. Or a wiki page. They have been a eye catcher and then I dig it up afterwards. I'm gonna, I'm gonna create my, I'm gonna start creating my own wiki pages and just send them to you guys. This is gonna be like the most random bullshit. I'll be like, this is gonna be the alien wiki page. There's gonna be all this information about aliens. I'll be like, guys, look what I found. I'll just send it to you. This is great. Just future reference and
Speaker: You know, it's bullshit. Oh, you guys read this. Read this on the show for me because I know you guys know more about the midway. Yeah. OK. About halfway through, it's going to be like Click is the greatest podcast of all time. And we start you move your mind with your story. But then I start talking about planes and missiles in the military. Should you be like, huh? I I I saw something today. What is the nickname for Richard?
Speaker: What do you mean? Like the name? Yeah, when somebody's name is Richard, what do you also call them? Rich. I mean, I think Rich, they also got my dick, which I never understood how you got dick from Richard. I don't either. But I can tell you how to get dick from Richard.
Speaker: Oh, boy. He walked right into that one. Yeah, he did. He did. He walked right into it. Sometimes I just let him have and win every once in a while because, Tony, I'm sure as you know, if I don't give it to him and I just try to change the subject, he's going to ear rape us or ear rape us and force us to listen to him. That ain't happening, Captain. No, honestly, though, I don't understand how you get
Speaker: the nickname Dick from Richard. But the joke is that if you want Dick from Richard, you ask him nicely. But I've never understood that myself. But from what I understand, Richard is slang in old English for Dick. Well, maybe that's where it came from.
Speaker: Go for it, Rich. No problem. You got me. Richard, believe it or not, you made me remember that joke. I'm sorry. That's all you brother. Unfortunately, none of us was what happens when we just give Jeff a microphone and let him
Speaker: That's right. I have a microphone and you listen to everything I have to say. You listen to every goddamn thing I have to say. Every bad joke I think of, I will bring it to the show. With that being said, let's take ourselves a real quick break. I invited a guest on the show tonight, but I don't think his little bitch ass is going to show up. It's not like he's coming now.
Speaker: No. I mean, I wouldn't either if I was him. But we're going to take a real quick break. We do have a new band for you guys today. I come across these gentlemen on TikTok and reached out to them because I like their sound. And hey, here, listen to your podcast on the something, some podcast avid urge.
Speaker: word you made money go for it there it is accumulated accumulated accumulated yeah diversified buy xrp i'm telling you you can't go wrong with buying xrp i'm up to 300 coins you are welcome um but the band
Speaker: The band is called Line So Thin. They're an alternative rock metal band out of Memphis, Tennessee. But they do have a brand new single that just came out. Check them out on YouTube, Line So Thin. This is not their new single. This is just one of their songs that I kind of really liked. Okay. Which was a brand new idea.
Speaker: Thank you. I'm thinking the same thing. You just gave me a brand new idea. Who gave who an idea? Anyway, I'm just thinking properly. I would have diversified properly. I mean, $6 ,000 in gold in the past month.
Speaker: Just shorten and short go long, short go long as the markets talk to them. Damn it. Short go long, short go long, huh? Short long, short long, short long. Worth every second, right? Worth every second. Swish list of moments. Share us out while you're at it, Rich. Don't just say it, dude.
Speaker: Yeah, everybody should be sharing. But as I was saying, we're gonna take a real quick break. Got new music for you guys tonight from thin or from lines so thin. Go ahead and check them out on YouTube and where we stream music at. And let's see what you guys think about these guys. We might be playing them a little bit more often. Songs called Done With Everything.
Speaker: I'm done
Speaker: For so long it's been touch and go Forgotten truths that no one knows In time it held what hurts inside
Speaker: And it comes to me again Like a storm that never ends Showing me that I am not okay Trust is the key but I wonder why Right to my face you lie
Speaker: I'm done playing the games
Speaker: Welcome back to Nonsense. Well, Nonsense. Everybody, there's a new band that we might be hearing more from on the show called Lion Soul Fin. Some young cats. I like that. I like, I like the way they sound. What do you guys think? It wasn't nothing wrong with it. Not much genre, but it was nothing wrong with it. No, it's just...
Speaker: No, it's not my genre. But I saw Nicki's post. Oh, yeah. No, yeah. No, typically, you know, it's it's it's crazy because, you know, you you still coming. You you get into an algorithm on TikTok and on my TikTok, there's a lot of up and coming bands or unsigned bands now. And it's all rock.
Speaker: because I've reached out to, and I've liked a couple of rock bands. So now it's all rock where before when I reached out to, there was a couple of R &B artists that we've played on here in the past. What's up, Jake? I have a question for you. Sure. I might have an answer for you. All right. What's the name? Rhymes with Lit, and I thank you of a baby.
Speaker: Wait, what's what? I don't know what he said. I don't know what he said. Someone who's name Brian would click, but has an IQ of a baby. I'm not following his name running towards Glitch. And his IQ is a... You should have been saying you laugh so hard. Make up your mind. And IQ is as big as babies IQ. Who? That baby right there. Hope you're not making any friends around here, Jay.
Speaker: Santa Glick is going to bring you some stunners for Christmas. Keep it up. Santa Glick doesn't even fly. Yeah, but he does drive, and it's not too long of a job down there. Santa Glick does not even drive. Merry Glick, Miss Jason! He is cracking himself up.
Speaker: I'm glad he's cracking himself up. What's going on? Like, uh, welcome back to the show, everybody. Hopefully you guys are enjoying what we're doing so far tonight. It's Saturday night. We're just kind of hanging out, kind of shooting the breeze. We are not sensible. Now, since we got Tony D in the building, we got Jeffrey in the building. And as the shirt says, the man, the myth, the legend click is in the building as well. That band that we just played is, uh, um,
Speaker: up and coming rock band lines so thin you can check them out on YouTube and everywhere you stream music they do have a brand new single out we got uh we got all kinds of music tonight i got all kinds of new music for you guys tonight for the breaks as i said i've been changing it up and now and now i you know like i said i'm stuck in this rock mode all of a sudden
Speaker: I have a tendency when I'm happy and I'm in a good place, I listen to a lot of rock music. Like today I was out, I had some running around today, I went up and I had to go visit the kingdom of speed of way to get beverages from their bountiful fountain for the girls because
Speaker: When Nikki's hung over, her favorite thing is a big fountain Pepsi. It just, it's just, which I agree with her a hundred percent. If you're super hung over that fountain Pepsi or fountain pop, just boom. It hits the spot. I mean, it's all perfect. So I went up and I got the girls, like, you know, I got Austin a sweet tea, got her Pepsi, and then I had to go to Walmart. I was just.
Speaker: They were feeling a little rough today at work.
Speaker: judge me if you will, but I'm a fan. I was rocking out to fucking Daltrey. Wow. And not Roger Daltrey, Michael. Wow. That's a Michael A. Jordan moment right there. He almost got his dad cursed the fuck out.
