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Speaker: It's just preoccupation With the darkness underneath There's something empty now In the way that you have Is there something you're hiding? Oh darling, I'm afraid of this
Speaker: Watch strangers come round the corner, hoping it was you and me. But I pretend not to notice the distance in your eyes. When you pull me closer, smell cigarettes smoking.
Speaker: Boom. What is going on, everybody? Welcome to nonsensical nonsense. I'm Glick. That's Jeff. That's me. That's him. Welcome everybody. Hopefully you guys are having a good day. Special thanks to BlacktopMojo as always. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the song at the beginning here and we'll get this thing rolling. Jeff, what's going on, Bubba? What's going on? It has been an interesting couple of days.
Speaker: to say the least. Well, you started working out again. Yes. Oh my gosh. In a good idea for my health, bad idea for my legs. I did in high school. I did track. I did cheerleading. I did wrestling and I spent hours upon hours in the gym working out and I was kind of a a miniature brick
Speaker: uh, close to the end of my junior year. And I haven't worked out since. Well, I had a six pack. I was, I was, I wasn't, I wasn't what you would call buff, but I was. That's my, uh, mother -in -law. Uh, she doesn't speak. She understands what she doesn't speak. Um,
Speaker: But she, uh, so my wife and I have a friend who's about four or five years younger than me. And in high school, I saw a picture of him in high school. He posted a video up on his stories on Facebook. He showed what he looked in high school and he's kind of a doughy guy, you know? Um, and now, you know, he's been working out for like a year and he's got this, uh, a very light six pack and he's kind of built up and I'm like, damn,
Speaker: I was built like a miniature brick house in high school. And I'm only like 25 pounds overweight now. So if I can rock it out daily, I figure six months I should be able to at least ditch the belly. You'll be surprised. I mean, I guess it depends on your metabolism right now. But you'll be surprised at how long it takes.
Speaker: Well, I have a high metabolism in the first place, but my mistake is this. I'm not the, oh, I'm going to work out and do like five pushups called a day. I do pushups and I do lunges and whatever till I can't do them anymore. Till I literally fall over and my wife tells me to stop. I'm the kind of guy that'll work out till he throws up and then work out some more.
Speaker: And my wife is like, you can't do that. It's not healthy. I'm like, I know it's not healthy, but it works. So I day one of the workout I did lunges, like seriously lunge squats from the pool to the gate, which is over 100 yards there and back. And I'm paying for it today.
Speaker: Yeah, I was going to say, going that hard is probably not the best decision, especially when you're getting back into it. I mean, hell, I've been trying a lot last like month or so to get back in and of course now.
Speaker: I'm slowly getting over pulling my back out. So hopefully I can get back in the gym. Yeah. But I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to do much of anything other than just lose some weight. Stay healthy. Yeah. Because I'm getting to the point where I'm not fitting in my fat, my fat boy clothes anymore. So anything to save yourself thousands of dollars in wardrobe, right? Yeah, exactly. Like I have a big
Speaker: For me, it all came down to, go ahead. Oh yeah. With a lot of clothes, mainly shirts, because for whatever reason, my jean size doesn't change. It's, it's all in my belly and everybody. I've been a 32 waist since freshman year of high school. I went from a 38 in high school to a 40 as an adult. So that's how much the change is there. But my closet on the other hand is, it's a, it's a,
Speaker: It's not a walk -in closet, but it's a long closet. I probably have well over 100 shirts in there. Summer keeps yelling at me all the time. She's like, you've got to get rid of some of these shirts. You're never going to wear them again. I'm like, yeah, you're probably right. But some of the shirts that I quote on will never wear again.
Speaker: are my fat boy shirts. Those days, those those Thanksgiving afternoons. Thanksgiving afternoon is every day of afternoon right now. Well, for me, like I I'm I'm a real t shirt guy, I went through a short suit phase, where I wore a suit every day for like six months. And so I have a couple of
Speaker: button -down shirts and stuff. And I have like 25, 30 ties because I love ties. I don't know why. I don't have a purpose to wear a tie, but I love a tie. But I'm mostly a t -shirt and jeans kind of dude. I'm not even a big shorts guy. But the fact is that if my t -shirts, I buy small and medium. My wife and I,
Speaker: I like my shirt to fit so tight that it, you know, if you put a quarter on my shirt, you can see the date. Um, and my wife's like, Oh no, it's, it's a retardedly stupid, but it all stems back to, you know, when I first moved here and when I first got out of high school, I was still a, you know, a skinny little fuck. I had the six pack and everything.
Speaker: So it's like long story short, it goes back to douchebaggery. Yeah. Yeah. You're one of those guys that wear an extra medium shirt for extra medium. I don't, I have like three baggy shirts and they were like, they were free shirts that were giveaways at the club or something like that.
Speaker: The the extra medium shirt is the equivalent of my look at my big jacked up truck to make up for my my small pecker. Yeah, exactly. I don't know. I don't have that problem. Yeah, as we established in in episode eight, I have I'm I'm above average. So 5 .3 is the average. I'm 5 .4. Yes. Yeah, exactly. I'm winning. I'm winning.
Speaker: I mean, I've been be the tallest motherfucker, but I'm over average. I'm not average in height, but I'm average somewhere else. I'm over average .1. It don't matter. I'm still above average. But the story of the week is this. This is this. My wife came home the other day and she told me a story and
Speaker: She's leaning up against the fender of her car, and I'm sitting on the hood of my car, leaning up against my car. And I'm having a cigarette, and she's telling me this story. And one of her friends, Moms, works as the head of maids at a hotel, a very big hotel. So this woman has like 60 people on her that technically work for her. She's their boss. And as a maid here,
Speaker: not to be mean, but you're not the brightest cookie in the bunch. You know, that's, that's across the board. Yeah, exactly. But so this guy that is one of the maids comes up to the boss and he's jittery. He's like, ma 'am, I don't, I don't feel good. And he's, she's like, what, what happened? She says, well, me and Carmen, we're cleaning a room. And she's like, okay. And one of the guests was leaving and gave us some chocolate.
Speaker: Oh, and now I don't feel well, he says. So they're like, Well, where's Carmen? He says, she just first thing she asked him, well, how long ago did you eat the chocolate? He says, Well, I had two pieces an hour ago. And I don't feel well. She's okay. Where's Carmen? He says, Well, she had about three or four pieces.
Speaker: And she's still up in the room. So they go up into the room and Carmen is sitting on the bed, staring at the wall, laughing her ass off. This is 10 o 'clock in the morning. Oh man. At seven o 'clock was they were getting ready to clock out. Carmen is still laughing her ass off.
Speaker: sitting in the office, but apparently it was definitely some edibles going on down there and that the tourist that was there was like, here, we can't take these on the plane, have them. And if anybody knows anything about edibles, you take a corner or a little bit or half. You take a proper dosage, especially if you're not a regular. These chocolates are about the size of the mints that you get on your pillow at the hotel.
Speaker: Mm -hmm. So there's work for a normal person who is a consumer of said it would take about half Well, one of those stronger than might be a whole thing and it's just gonna not really and just give me a little buzz It's like so there's people smoking three and be fine Yeah, they'll smoke four or five joints in a sitting and just be like yeah, I feel good now and it's like yeah, I don't I don't understand that concept I was talking to
Speaker: I was taking, yeah, it's same thing with, you know, me smoking cigarettes, like a chimney. Well, I was talking to a friend of mine. And he's like, you smoke pot in high school, though. And I was like, No, I can count on one hand how many times I smoke pot in high school. And not even fill up my hand. And the problem is, like, I'm not gonna lie, I've smoked pot. But every time I do, I get sick. It does not agree with me at all.
Speaker: So every time I do smoke, anytime I smoke pot and it's been years since I smoked, but I get sick and the last time I threw up and then laid on my bed for three hours and just went to sleep. So I don't smoke. I have friends that smoke to the point where you're like, wow, that's your fifth bong and in like 30 minutes, are you going to be okay? And they're like, I'm ready to go to work. What are you talking about? I'm like, I'd be dead.
Speaker: I've smoked twice in my life, and both times it just made me sleepy. But I mean, people, this is the same way with alcohol. You build up a tolerance for it. Yeah, you can probably be under the table, no problem. Yeah, I can drink a lot. I mean, I think I told you before. Actually, three -year anniversary, hey, my Tampa friends, what's going on? Any of you guys here see this? I went down to Tampa, and the first night I was there. Coming for you.
Speaker: Yeah. The first time I was there, I probably drank as much as three guys. And they're like, we didn't think you drink that much. We just thought it was an act on your life. I was like, no, if I have a beer in my hand, I'm going to drink. And every time I went to the refrigerator to get beer and I would come back with three or four, I was drinking those three or four. It's like, yeah. I mean, I'm not, I'm not, I don't drink even remotely as much as you do. I mean, I used to, but.
Speaker: If I go out drinking, if there's a beer in front of me, I'm going to finish it. But I, I haven't drank on the regular in like four or five years. Yeah. I wouldn't say somebody will have a party and I'll have a couple of beers, but I won't, I don't go drink like crazy anymore. Yeah.
Speaker: I drink like Saturdays and then I'll have a six pack while we do this. I don't drink more near as much as I used to. Uh, and last Saturday was the first time in a while that I, uh, I drank more than the 12 pack. Uh, I think I, I think I had like 14 or 15 beers Saturday night, but that was the first time I've done that in a long time. But I mean, either way, the first time
Speaker: The first time we tested out the whole podcast concept before the inaugural episode was the first time we were playing around going live. That was the first time I've had a beer in six months because I found it in my fridge and I was like, Hey, look, there's a beer. I'm gonna have a beer. Fuck. You know,
Speaker: And you probably didn't know any better, but for somebody like me, that beer was probably so fucking scum. It was probably horrible. And just disgusting. And you're like, oh, this is good beer. I like it. I wish I had another one. That was the only problem. I was like, shit, I had one. But I think it all comes down to my wife does not drink at all. So like my wife's Mormon, so like she doesn't drink or smoke or anything like that.
Speaker: And I'm like, really, really? And so when, when her and I got together, I just kind of stopped drinking because the, the, the option wasn't there. Where like, if I were to, if you and I were going out, yeah, I'd probably be an alcoholic like you. I'm not an alcoholic. God damn it. I, I, I am completely in control and I don't have a problem with drinking.
Speaker: I have no problem whatsoever drinking. It's what other people say that you have a problem. Well, I'm not the one with the problem. They're the one with the problem. They have a problem with me drinking. They're the problem. The only drinking problem I have is when I run out. Yeah. And as we were talking at work yesterday, the great thing about this pandemic, a lot of places started delivering alcohol.
Speaker: So really you get your dash. Uh, not granted you most places you gotta buy food, but you can get your, you can get your drinks delivered. There's a little pizza shop literally across the street from the gas station that that's three blocks from my house that yes, I do call and order pizza and get it delivered. Don't fucking judge me. You lazy motherfucker. You can literally walk there and you're like, come bring me pizza.
Speaker: bring me my food sitting on the couch drinking a beer. Bring me my food peasants. No, but they deliver they deliver beer so you can get up to a 18 pack I think it is that that they'll deliver to you. Restaurants and stuff will just bring you like one drink. But yeah, right. So
Speaker: I mean, all you got to do is order food. 18 pack out of that floor me. Oh yeah. I did it. I ordered beer from several times this past football season because I'd be watching football, run out of beer and be like, shit, I'm too drunk to drive across the street. So I'll just have, I can walk it, but that would require actually putting my shoes on. Well, that would give me a, you know, I don't want to get arrested for public intoxication. So that is true. That is true.
Speaker: I called them and when I was looking at their menu, I was like, y 'all deliver beer and they're like, yeah. I was like, how much beer? They're like, how much do you want? I was like, as much as I can get. How much do you got? Let me check how much cash I got. That was the coolest thing to me because I'll call and I'll order. I'll order like that.
Speaker: order mozzarella sticks and then get a 12 pound beer. $3 worth of mozzarella sticks and 64 beers. I'm gonna have a beer with every other bite. Gotta wash it down. Mozzarella sticks make it harsh. I'll tell you. So no, I mean, that's that's that's a cool thing that I could just have it delivered to me. But no, that's
Speaker: I, well, like I said, it's, it's not, I have, I have like, well, everybody that's listened to our podcast has heard my neighbor. He obviously. But every once in a while, you know, I'll go by the pool and he'll have a bunch of beer there. I haven't bought beer in.
Speaker: three or four or five years. Yeah. But I've, you know, I'll go to the pool and he'll be like, you want a beer? I'm like, duh. But it, it's, uh, less and less frequent, but it's not, it's not something I like. I could go easily a year without drinking and not even notice. Yeah. Hey, Aaron. Hey, pretty girl. What's up? Welcome guys. But, uh,
Speaker: you said you were saying that the the gas gas shortage isn't hitting you yet um oh and i had something to say about the corona thing too but uh no not well we're not going to be affected by it because um that that that pipeline or whatever it runs down yeah it runs through the southern states yeah it runs through the southern states and the east coast um i know some are down where she's at and even some people that i know that live in florida
Speaker: Um, their gas stations are actually running out of gas and putting bags over their pumps because of it. Uh, up here, the biggest thing is, is, uh, gas is, uh, I was just at the gas station. Yeah. It's like, uh, two 89 a gallon here, which is retarded in all honesty. And the funny thing about that is down here.
Speaker: we pay almost $4 a gallon and we've been doing it for well over 10 years. Really? Because we pay by the liter and we pay, uh, I think it's like 22 pesos a liter, which is like a dollar a liter. So there's four liters in a gallon. So that's like four bucks a gallon. Yeah. Well, but I mean, we've been doing it for years. So it's, so,
Speaker: You know me sitting here watching the news. I watch the news on youtube and you know, it's obviously like a day behind or whatever Well, it's it's because I listened to I listened to uh, tim pool Yeah, and a he's hilarious Because he he's he's as center as you get you know where fox news is far right cnn's far left Tim pool's kind of right in the middle. He leans a little bit right but he he's
Speaker: He's kind of the person that is like, if somebody from the left is like, we need to do this. He's like, you know what? That guy has got a point where Fox News was like, fuck that guy. That's kind of where I am. I kind of hang in the middle, a little bit more to the right, but I spend, I hang out in the middle. Yeah. I try to hang out in the middle as much as I can. I get, I don't, well, it's like I was watching that family reunion show on, on Netflix. Have you seen this?
Speaker: It's like a ex football player moves back home to Georgia with his moms and stuff. It is so woke that I can't watch it. Everything is these days. I mean, that's the thing. And I just can't watch it. So I get some things should be a little bit more woke.
Speaker: But everything that you say doesn't have to be 100 % so woke that it's annoying. And so I lean a little bit more right, but I'm still straddling the fence as best as possible. Yeah.
Speaker: No, it's I mean, but the good news is though about this this pipeline and everything like that They're hoping to have everything all squared away by this weekend next couple days. Yeah Yeah with the hack and shutting it down and this and the other thing and a lot of it a lot of it like down in Florida Because they're not even Certain areas of Florida. I don't I don't know all the logistics or anything like that behind it, but I know
Speaker: like in the Tampa area, they don't even get their fuel from that pipeline. But it's everybody freaking out. Shut up. Sorry kids. But it's everybody. Kids are screaming. Freaking out much like they did when the pandemic first started and everybody for whatever reason.
Speaker: I think that has a little bit to do with it as well. I saw a video of a guy. He showed up this big Dodge Ram truck with a thousand gallon tank on a trailer and filled the motherfucker. And I was like, what an asshole.
Speaker: Well, you know, was he an asshole or was it there's a, uh, you know, I listened to radio, uh, from down in Tampa, I listened to one or two, five of the bonus to talk radio station. Uh, but it's not like pulling it. It's, it's kind of like what we, what we do except on a bigger picture. Um, but, uh,
Speaker: You know, he, yeah, they get paid lots and lots of money, but he owns a farm down there. And once he comes into town, and I'm pretty sure it was miscued because he probably owns a trucking company or, or he owns a bunch of box trucks or whatever. Like for instance, my, my grandfather started a plumbing heating company and they have a big,
Speaker: thousand gallon tank because they fill the trucks up there the difference is they have a truck come and fill it but Yeah, but yeah, it could have been a situation like that and I think the video I saw was I Used to work excellent Well, they always are that's probably I used to work at an excavating company years ago and we had big diesel fuel tank Oh, yeah on the back of all of our trucks
Speaker: Um, Oh, the big hundred for the fact that if we were out on a job, Yeah, like a hundred gallons. It looks like a, a, a toolbox. Yeah. Um, but that was for the equipment. It wasn't for the truck. It was for the equipment because you can't drive a fucking Bobcat or John Deere, uh, excavator or, or, or a bulldozer to the gas station. And if you're out on the job and you run out of fuel, well, then you just, and you fill up your equipment.
Speaker: Yeah, there's a gentleman down in Florida and he owns a farm and once a week he goes and gets his fuel for the week. It just so happened that the other day it was his time to go get fuel and a bunch of people were - Yeah, I think that's what it was. It was just that guy's time to go get fuel and he was like, well, I better go do it. It's Wednesday, and it's been six months. But I saw a video the other day, this guy got yelled at by a bunch of people because he filled up a gallon jug of gas.
Speaker: So he could mow his yard. Yeah. He was like, you know, and people were like, Oh, you're hoarding. And he's like, I got to cut my grass. But I mean, there are people that are hoarding. I mean, I don't know if you've seen or heard, but there was a lady that, and again, this is, this is Florida. There was a lady that were using like, uh,
Speaker: like the Walmart plastic bags. Yeah, I saw that. I saw that and then she put it in the back of her car and I was like, what the hell is wrong with you? It was like, first of all, the gas is going to eat through that plastic and it's going to be your car's ruined and then there was another couple that they had
Speaker: that you had pictures of that were filling up uh you know, the plastic toads that you get for storage and stuff. Yeah. They were filling those up. So, it's like now that you fill that up, how exactly and they couldn't lift it because it was so heavy. How exactly did you plan on
Speaker: the the gas out of it and into your car, you know, when you need it. Yeah. And then and then you got to drive around. It's going to slosh and oh yeah. And then some asshole is going to flick their cigarette. Next thing though, you're in a ball of flame. So you just wasted money and you died. You're just a 65 mile an hour fucking. But there are some stupid ass fucking people. But here's the thing that I'm surprised that I haven't seen yet.
Speaker: in all honesty, because this happened with the toilet paper thing. People who are going and they're filling up these five gallon gas tanks and you know, they have 10, 20 of them. I'm surprised that nothing's come out that on Facebook where they're selling it for, I got a five gallon tank of gas. I did see an ad. I saw a video and this guy says, I don't want to flex.
Speaker: But I got a sheet of plywood, three gallons of gas and a box of nine millimeters. I want $2 ,500. I know what I got. No low ballers. And I was like, you asshole. But I mean, that's the thing. I mean, cause even right now.
Speaker: nine millimeters, nine millimeter bullets. They're rare. There's several different types of ammunition that's hard to come across because as soon as gun shops get it in, people are buying it like crazy. The gun store that I go to down the road from my house, they limit a certain ammunition to one box per customer. So like when I bought my gun, now I bought my gun last year, I think,
Speaker: Uh, just shortly after the pandemic started, um, I bought my gun and then the guy was.
Speaker: I wasn't one of the people nor have I been one of the people that have been relying on the stimulus check to survive because you know, I know there are people out there who got fucked over royally when all this went down, but there's also, unfortunately, the majority of the people are just fucking
Speaker: Canada gave every family $2 ,000 every month since the start of the pandemic. The US gave whatever they gave. Mexico gave us 500 pesos in stuff, like food stuff. That was it. Well, a lot of different countries. I think over in Europe, because they did a complete lockdown over there.
Speaker: Yeah, they did one here, too. I mean, it didn't last for more than three days. Yeah, we did a complete lockdown, too. But that reminds me. My mom reminded me to mention on the podcast June 1st. The lockdowns are over in Ohio, according to the governor. Oh, he's lifting the lifting the speaking of speaking of Daddy DeWine, Mike DeWine, our
Speaker: our governor here. So Ohio, he announced yesterday, I think it was that starting May 26 for five weeks, there will be a weekly drawing. Every Ohio resident that has gotten vaccinated, whether they've got their first shot or their second shot will be entered into this drawing. And every week for five weeks, they'll draw one name and that person will receive a million dollars.
Speaker: Ohio is giving a $5 million total, but it gets better because now that minors can get the shot and everything like that, anybody under the age of 17, I think that has gotten vaccinated, there'll be a drawing for them as well.
Speaker: No way. If their name is drawn and they win, it's a lottery. So if they win, they can go to any, any university, any college in the state of Ohio, four years tuition, 100 % free. This also includes their room, room and boarding room, board, food, everything, food, books, the whole nine yards. So for getting vaccinated, if you're under 17,
Speaker: you potentially could go to any college in Ohio. In the state of Ohio. Yeah. Well, you got Ohio State, you got the Ohio State University. Yeah, the Ohio State. There's subsidiaries. Yeah. Well, I mean, you got Ohio University, you got Denison, if you're a liberal nerd.
Speaker: Uh, you got, I mean, there's some good colleges and in Ohio, you got the university of Cincinnati and Dayton and, you know, so they can go to any college in the state of Ohio, completely 100 % Scott free. And it was just like, I mean, that's cool. That's a cool program all, but, and that five people, there's going to be five people who are going to get a million dollars, you know, five adults. My problem is this. Why are they pushing the vaccine so hard?
Speaker: No, I don't care. I'm still not going to get it. What's the chances? I refuse to get it because of the simple fact. I was a kid that, you know, I drank from a water hose. If it was too hot outside, I played in the shirt. I've skinned my knee and rubbed dirt on it and got back out of there and got back in it. I'm pretty much immune to anything. You should probably go ahead and get it. So you become a zombie and I can chain you up in the shed.
Speaker: I'll play video games you come in there Did you watch it did you watch it with your kid no, I've been to and we wound up watching Mortal Kombat and then Sunday I was doing laundry well after after we got off the phone and we finished her off the podcast and
Speaker: And him and I had gotten a watch from Mortal Kombat. I had to put laundry away. So then I fell into a Dexter wormhole. I got back into Dexter watching that. I downloaded Crocodile Dundee one, two, and three. And my kid and I were watching the first one today and that movie just wouldn't fly today.
Speaker: The whole scene in the bar where he grabs that chick's crotch because it's actually a trans person. He's like, that's a guy! Guy first come like Sheila!
Speaker: You know, it's funny that that, you know, grabbing her by the pee was a problem when Trump was in office. But now that Biden's in office, it's a fucking tick tock trend. Yeah. Well, we see that where the guys come up behind their girlfriends and they like go up underneath them. Oh, I saw that. And then lift her up real high. Yeah. But you notice, you notice those are all real small girls. The guys are listening. These chicks that weigh like 120 pounds. Well, the guys are also real small guys, too.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Those are the guys that have to scream and yell and tell everybody that they're in an alpha. Yeah, exactly. Like, yes, you're so travel. Yeah, bro. Calm down. Yeah, calm down there. Thumper. Yeah, you're getting your SDM shirt. It's on the way.
Speaker: courtesy of Nonsense School Nonsense. We're going to throw in a free window decal as well. A free window decal for your giant lifted truck because you're such an alpha. That's the new t -shirt slogan that I'm going to make. It's I'm an alpha. Yes, that's the new one. So we got SMD, I'm an alpha. You know how you...
Speaker: You know how I know that you know that I'm an alpha? I just told you. I was actually thinking about... I was thinking about merch. There's a king of the short buses. There's a website. I forget what it's called. I have my merchandise on there for my YouTube channel, which nothing else. But I think I might set us up something on there because
Speaker: We don't have to have any inventory or anything and people can order our shirts off there. We just design them. As soon as I figure out the name of the website, I think I'm going to make a shirt on the, on the back. It'll say on the front, it'll say nonsensical nonsense.
Speaker: And then on the back, it's going to say words are hard. Yeah. Well, I mean, I'll do one that says squirrel. I have friends that, that, that do stuff like that. I mean, if, if anybody at all was interested in anything like that, um, I can always reach out to them because, you know, I would much rather support somebody that that's, that was my problem with doing the website because I'd rather support somebody local and yeah.
Speaker: I think my top dog shirt that I had made for me from my friend Keely, I think it was $20 or something like that for the shirt. I can understand $20. She's a friend. I can understand the point. 36 bucks is ridiculous. I meant to ask you, and I haven't gotten to it, what did you think of the logos I came up with?
Speaker: And that can do it. That can be a major one. Yeah.
Speaker: Uh, they're pretty good. I think I commented on one. Did you? I kind of like the one that's, uh, uh, the second one I sent you the, it's like airbrushed. I did the color airbrush style. I have an app that I can airbrush and customize stuff. I think the first one that looked like the gloss color was pretty cool.
Speaker: Yeah, that was actually the easiest ones to do. I like the purple in the microphone. I thought it was really cool. For those of you who don't know, I think it's up on a Facebook page, is it not?
Speaker: Oh, yeah, I didn't even mention that we are nonsensical nonsense on all social media, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, TikTok. Go follow. Go. Go give us a thumb. And if you want to leave a comment, you can leave a if you want to send us something so we can talk about it, because we're constantly looking for stuff to talk about. You can send us an email and nonsensical underscore nonsense podcast at Gmail, correct?
Speaker: Yeah. Words are hard, huh, buddy? Well, I had to think about it there for a second. I literally signed into the email today thinking, God, I hope I remember the password. Most importantly, above all that stuff is we are on Spotify. Yes. So nonsensical nonsense on Spotify. Speaking. Well, I want to I want to hit this. And then you said store having people send stories to a summer sent me a story yesterday. Oh, please.
Speaker: that had me cracking up. But we were talking about the COVID, the whole COVID bullshit. Dracula's Castle proves to be an ideal setting for COVID -19 jazz. That's the headline. That's the headline. And I'm already like, oh, yes, here we go.
Speaker: at Dracula's castle and picturesque. Why do you why do they have to use such big words? Just to make him sound smart. Yeah, but it makes me sound dumb. But in the picture, you know, fuck it in Transylvania. You in Transylvania in the pretty area. Yeah. In Transylvania, Romania. This is an actual drag. Dracula's castle. Well, he was a real dude. He was a real dude.
Speaker: Yeah, so doctors are offering a jab in the arm rather than a stake through the heart. A COVID vaccination center has been set up.
Speaker: on Romania's Bran Castle, which is purported to be the inspiration behind Dracula's home and Bram Stroker's 19th century graphic, gothic novel, Dracula. So every weekend through May, they're doing vaccination marathons at this castle. And that wasn't Vlod Drachul's castle. This was the castle that Bram Stroker got inspired. Yeah. Inspire Bram Stroker.
Speaker: Um, like if I was going to get the vaccine, that's where I'd want to get it though. Oh yeah. That would be so cool. Uh, yeah. Every weekend through May, the vaccination marathons will be held just outside the story. 14th century hilltop council where no appointment is needed and an attempt to encourage people to protect themselves against COVID -19. We wanted to show people in a different way and a different way to get the, get the vaccine needle.
Speaker: The marketing manager at Brand Castle told the Associated Press, those brave enough to get a Pfizer vaccine shot received a vaccination diploma, which is applied, illustrated with a fanged medical worker brandishing. So they have these nurses or whatever.
Speaker: kind of cosplaying as Dracula. Nice. So it is, it is really cool. So meanwhile, in Ohio, Governor DeWine is going to give us a chance at $1 million and a free college education. Awesome. Well, see, here's the kicker. They give away a million dollars, but you end up paying like, what, half of that back in taxes?
Speaker: you end up paying 999. You get you like after taxes you get a dollar so you're like wow yeah but I mean so there are a lot of there not only is Ohio but like in New York
Speaker: They were doing a thing with if you got vaccinations and you you got free free drinks at a bar. So you got your vaccination. You go to a bar once they open everything back up. Hey look, I got my vaccination while you get X amount of free drinks at night one night only. So everywhere seems to be doing.
Speaker: something, you know, I think it was last last week or the week before we were talking about out in the UK, they're giving out free condoms, you know, like, hey, lockdowns up June 1st or whatever date or whatever it is.
Speaker: You know, we know you're going to go **** crazy **** everything. You're going to start sticking your **** and everything you can and you ladies are going to start moving everything you can inside of you. So, at least be safe. So, it's it's kind of cool that they are, you know, they're trying to, you know, they are trying to. Yeah, well, yeah, it's it's nice that they're trying to make me, you know, there's nothing worse. A friend of mine, she just went and got her second shot and she had to stand in line for four hours and she's
Speaker: it's, it's 3000 degrees here anyways. So she's standing outside in the sun waiting to get in this building. And I was like, ah, so at least there in the States, they're, they're doing something, you know, like, okay, yeah, you're gonna, if you're going to the Dracula castle, you're going to be standing around waiting in line. But you could, I mean, you're standing in a fucking castle. How cool is that? Yeah. Like you're, you're hanging out at,
Speaker: Dracula's castle. So yeah, I mean, that's kind of a cool thing. And I think I think the initial rush rush with the vaccine, everybody was in her, you know, they wanted, Oh, we got to get it, got to get it, got to get it. So people were waiting forever to get it done. But now at this point, you know, I've heard and I know several people who have gone and they set their appointment at
Speaker: 930 in the morning they say get there 15 minutes early and they're in and out of there within a half hour 45 minutes. I mean things have settled down and and I mean here you can literally they have a Fucking shed set up outside of CVS so you can roll up drive -through style Get your shot. I saw videos of that people getting shots and I'm like, you know my problem is this with the whole vaccine I
Speaker: Uh, these vaccines are not FDA approved. Well, yeah, they are. They have to be. No, they're not like the, the, the, I saw a chick on TikTok. She looked up, uh, don't ever get your name for TikTok. No, I get that. But according to this chick, she looked up, uh, the ingredients in one of the vaccines. And one of the ingredients was something that wasn't supposed to be used on humans or animals.
Speaker: And I was like, well, what the hell is it supposed to be used for then? Well, a lot of the vaccines are just different variants of other vaccines, plus the fact that this is a 19 strand of coronavirus. This isn't nothing new. This isn't. Yeah, exactly. I mean, the problem with it is that it spreads so fast and just mutated so quickly that it wasn't able to
Speaker: get taken under control. So the vaccines have been in work. They're not fully FDA approved, but they are approved. They were given emergency authorization. So they are, to a certain degree, they are approved, but they're not fully approved. Yeah, it's a gray area.
Speaker: At the end of the day, you know, it's it's to each their own. If you want to get it, get it. If you don't want to get it, don't get it. I don't, you know, that's my thought behind it. It takes it back to the the the the my body, my choice thing. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's it's the same thing with the the the chicks that say, oh, it's my body, my choice when it comes to abortion. Well, I that's where I stand with the vaccine is my body, my choice.
Speaker: Well, it's my choice to get the vaccine so I can have a little zombie buddy in my shed. Just remember PlayStation, not Xbox. I have both. That's fine by me. You know, but it's the same thing whether you're pro vaccine or anti vaccine. What it boils down to is the idiots that are screaming the loudest are the idiots that need attention. You know, yeah, yeah, it all comes down to attention.
Speaker: they feel that they need the attention by other people. And it's just like, nah, not shut up. I totally understand somebody like 55 and over should definitely get it. Cause they're at risk, you know? But I, like I said, in the eighties and nineties, some of the stuff we did as kids, I'm not afraid of nothing, you know? I mean, I've done so much.
Speaker: Just my time at Orkin, the amount of chemicals that I know that are in my system. Exactly. I was the guy at Orkin that would go in and do a fumigation clean out as we called him when we were supposed to fault wear.
Speaker: full face and I would just be in there like this. I might take my shirt. I'll hold my nose. Yeah, I might take my shirt and put it over my face but you know, it's like I can't take my glasses off because I'm **** blind. I can't wear my life because they don't fit under the mask. So,
Speaker: Exactly leave the mask off. I don't care. You know, well, yeah, I mean, it's like I've painted cars and the first thing they tell you when you paint a car is these are dangerous chemicals. You don't want me smelling them. You don't you wear a respirator. Yeah, and I'm like where respirators 3000 degrees outside. Yeah, that's not gonna happen. Yeah, exactly. You know, I've sprayed I've painted like 1520 cars and I've never worn a mask once, you know, so it's like
Speaker: whatever. And I love the smell of clear coat. So you're a special child, weren't you? Do you eat pink chips as a kid? You know, my theory comes down to this. If something's going to kill me, I'm not going to impede it. If it's my time to go, it's my time to go. The best advice, and this goes with anything,
Speaker: Do your research. Don't worry about what everybody else is saying. Don't worry about what everybody else thinks. Do your research. That's the biggest problem. Everybody wants to be just like everybody else. Keeping up with the Joneses thing. Make your decision based off of however you feel. I mean, I'm not rushing out to get the vaccine by any means, personally, but I've talked to enough people. I have several friends and family that are
Speaker: that are in the medical field. I've talked to enough of them, um, that if, if, if I have to get the vaccine, I'll get it much like the flu shot or anything else. I'm not running out to get it. Yeah. I don't get flu shots either. Yeah. So it is the best thing. And you know what, don't worry about what
Speaker: don't worry about what your next door neighbor's doing. If they don't want to get it and they're a crazy psychopath, just lock your door and ignore them. When they become a, you know, you know, my, my whole thing is I, I, I want to be the person that's still around when everybody else becomes zombie. So I'll take care of you guys.
Speaker: I don't know. I watched a video the other day asking if you would survive the zombie apocalypse. And I was like, you know, I probably wouldn't. But I'd take a couple with me. I don't know. Well, if judging by the type of zombies, though, judging judging by watching my kids play World War Z, they're all fucking dead.
Speaker: I think we talked about this before it all becomes it all depends on the kind of zombie if you got like walking dead zombies that You can literally stop and wait for them to catch up. Yeah You'll be fine, but if you got the the Have you seen the game days gone? Oh, yeah Those zombies will kill you
Speaker: Did I watch the video the other day is like could you survive in the days gone style zombie apocalypse and it said it was like 99 % of the people wouldn't Because
Speaker: Speaking of zombies and different types of zombies, have you seen the preview? I don't know if you're a wrestling fan or if you know much about wrestling. Yeah, who Dave Batista is, who plays Drax. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, he's got a new movie coming out. It's called Army of Darkness. Yes, I totally want to see that. It's a zombie movie. I totally want to see that. But there's a scene in the preview because obviously the zombies have evolved and they're a lot smarter and this, that and the other thing. It's like a zombie. It's like a heist movie wrapped up.
Speaker: Hey, what's up mom? Uh, it's like a, like a zombie movie wrapped up in a heist movie slash action movie. Yeah. It's a real weird concept. It looks really cool, but there's a preview where Batista is fighting a zombie and he throws the punch at the zombie and basically the zombie like ducks and comes back at him. It was like, Oh shit, zombie can fight. That's, that's where I'm screwed. I'm dead. It's over call today because
Speaker: fighting ants and a Zombie that's like The Walking Dead style. I got this. Yeah One that fights back. I'm a dead man. Just I'll just lay there find me a good place to die and call the day. Mm -hmm But you know, I totally want to see that movie. It looked good. I'm gonna have a flashback to building trades circa 1999 to be like, yeah, I've trained for this moment Body to body I'm ready to go
Speaker: body to body. Let's go zombie. Well, not even body to body. Some of the stuff I remember, Bob Smith and I got in it one day, where I think I throw a brick at him. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't remember what the heck we were fighting about. But I threw a brick at him. It was a concrete block.
Speaker: I mean, concrete block and me throwing it, it didn't go that far, but I chucked it in his general direction. It fell at my feet, as opposed to his. It went all of three feet and went, and everybody just kind of was like, wow, really? What the fuck, dude? But not like that. I remember somebody was working on the roof of that house we built in building trades.
Speaker: And somebody dropped a piece of free quarter inch plywood on somebody. I don't remember who it was, but I was like, that person's gonna survive the zombie apocalypse.
Speaker: We did some dumb stuff. We did some dumb stuff. That's the reason why we live. That's the reason why we will survive. The zombie apocalypse has nothing on us. That's why Gen Xers and millennials will survive damn near anything.
Speaker: are Gen Z or fucking toast. Well, millennials, elder millennials, put it that way. Because, yeah, because I'm like, after 92 93. Yeah. Because I'm on that. I'm on that that line of I am to be an ex or or millennial. I'm 80 81. So it's like, yeah, I think it depends on which survey you check. Yeah.
Speaker: Some of them are like 85, some of them are like 80. They have a word for those of us that are like right there on that line. And I cannot remember what it is. They're like ex lineals or something like that. Yeah, it's like retards. Dumbasses that just were born at the wrong time.
Speaker: Yeah, because we grew up before having the internet and we've grown up with the internet. Like, you could tell some kids nowadays, I remember I'm older than Google. And they're like, What? I've had that conversation with my kids. And they're like, What? And I'm like, I didn't have internet. I didn't even have a I didn't even have my first cell phone until I was like 20 years old. I bought my first cell phone six months after high school.
Speaker: So we're talking 2000. Yeah, I think I was 19 or 20. And the first cell phone I had was was a Nextel, the old Nextel bricks.
Speaker: No, I didn't have that. I had the sprint PCS flip phone. Yeah. I had the big next outbreak and goddamn you talk about a sound that'll make your stomach drop to your butthole and make it that ring tone that next hell because you never knew.
Speaker: what was coming after that beep and it was just like, oh, did I turn the volume down? Oh my, because we would say so fucked up our shit. Like we would wait for our buddies to go. Like be at a restaurant and no damn well, they're in a restaurant with their girlfriend and be like, do this motherfucker. It just starts screaming. He likes to say, yeah, but no, but like, uh, I remember.
Speaker: telling people call me after nine or on the weekend when it's free. I love that plan, but that plan screwed me and a lot of other people, because I remember my dad calling me, I was at the mall one day, my dad called, I was at Richland Mall, and my dad called me, he says, you need to get home, your bill is over $150. I was like, wait a minute, what? But apparently those couple seconds before nine o 'clock would kill you. Well that, well that,
Speaker: uh you know back then god forbid if somebody sent me a text i wanted to punch them in the face now yeah text was like almost a dollar a piece yeah and what's not even that it was because you didn't you didn't have a keyboard so you'd have to go you'd have to hit the numerical one one one one one yeah yeah four four four four oh shit i fucked up now outside of my girlfriend if anybody calls me now i wanted to punch them in the face for calling me
Speaker: and not just texted me. It's like, Oh no, I hate to text. That's why like when you and I talk on, on messenger, I ended up just calling you. I'm like, God, yeah. Or, or sending the voice message, but I was trying to look up, I was trying to look up the password for, for the anchor app so I could see how many views and I couldn't think of it.
Speaker: So I was scrolling back through, and it's just all audio. It's all audio. And I had to listen to some stuff. I'm like, wow, we're weird. Do you ever listen to the podcast? Because I listen to every podcast. I listen to every episode. And it's such a douchey thing to do. But I laugh my ass off.
Speaker: Oh, I do, too. I listen as like a learning tool. So it's like, OK, if we did this or this, this, blah, blah, blah. But at the same time, I'm actually enjoying listening to it. Speaking of listening to it, I know you say every week that your mom is probably one of our biggest fans, but she has
Speaker: some competition. She has some competition. A friend of mine, Connor, that I used to work with, uh, fucking loves, loves this shit. Uh, thank you for the, for the, for the love, man. Uh, next time you see Connor, the next time you see a link,
Speaker: Share it. Yeah. Share it. But, uh, uh, I was talking to him today and he was like, you guys need to put more episodes out. I'm like, well, we're recording twice a week as it is. I was like, the problem is I get tied up with work and I was like, so eight got dropped last night. Nine is going to be dropped here in about five minutes and then 10 will be up by Saturday at the latest. And we'll be recording again on Saturday. And he was like, it's, it's, it's one thing if we were getting, if this was our primary income,
Speaker: But what people don't I was actually explaining it to a friend of mine today what people don't understand is we do this our spare time it Costs us next to nothing except time but yourself
Speaker: Well, your end takes a little bit more time because you have a laptop, I do not. Yeah, I went out and bought a laptop, bought a bike. I bought some stuff, but I mean, yeah, I put a little bit more time. Yeah, but I mean, each episode doesn't really cost us anything. But the problem is finding the two hours every day, every twice a week to actually do it is, you know, we've like, it's Thursday. We were technically supposed to record yesterday.
Speaker: You know, I was actually good yesterday. I was actually good to go yesterday. I was just trying to get caught up from last week's two shows and get them edited and, and, and, uh, uh, add the music and miss out on the other thing and, and trying to get them posted because I mean, we recorded last Thursday and then we recorded Sunday and here it is Thursday again. And you just put up nine. I just put them up yesterday and tonight. So, well, it's also, you know, I mean,
Speaker: But you had shit to do, and I had shit to do.
Speaker: Uh, what other, what people don't understand is that the people in our lives are like, yeah, you guys are just wasting your time. Not all of them, but some of them are like, you guys just wasting your time. And the way I explained it to my friend is it's, it's kind of like a business. Uh, you're not going to, if you started a business today, you're not going to see profit for a minimum two years. Well, it should do it.
Speaker: But a legitimate the business let's call that because this is technically a legitimate line of work, but the market is so saturated.
Speaker: That is a legit business. Illegal goods, but they're still goods. It all comes down to, it's not something that, uh, happens overnight. And, uh, he was like, he's, he's, he, my friend says to me, he's like, do you guys really expect it to take off? I said, in all seriousness, I do. I mean, I'm going to, I'm not expecting to make a, uh,
Speaker: hundred million dollars like Jill Rogan, we're far from that. But we are, at least in my opinion, and according to my mom, some of the stuff we do is a bit raunchy, but we're entertaining. And a little bit stupid. So most of your life. So no, no, no, I don't know about that. I know I'm not a good looking guy. But but I find us I find us at least entertaining and I like doing it. So for me, it's
Speaker: It's all about finding the time. It's all about, basically what it boils down to is just doing what you love. And for you, and this is something that I've noticed and I need to figure out how to work on it, but, you know, I stutter a lot. I always have, but. Oh, I have to. But for you, you've never done anything like this before.
Speaker: you've never done in your lives or anything like this. So this is all, this is all new, new territory for you territory, right? Where, where I've been doing this for seven or eight years, doing lives and this and the other thing, what's new for me is having that extra person to talk to, to bounce stuff off of. I've always had people to talk to, uh, in the lives of, you know, people come in and they hang out and they bullshit and chit chat.
Speaker: Um, now we're doing the lies. We don't get a lot of chitchat from the, from the comments. And I think that's just because Facebook's a little laggish. So, you know, hopefully if you're not watching it on Facebook, you go check us out on Spotify and you listen on Spotify. And then you can always tell us on social media that we're stupid asses. But, uh, as long as you follow, unless you're following us, but, um,
Speaker: You know, this is something that I've wanted to do for a very long time. So, you know, Rome wasn't built in a day. Are we going to, you know, we're still trying to learn certain things. Lord knows, you know, you're, you're learning a lot of things. I'm learning a lot of things, but you know, this is kind of my comfort zone. I don't have a problem turning on a mic or turning on a camera and just, just going, you know.
Speaker: Yeah, well, the speaking of going live, I've gone live a few times on on TikTok and and and but my problem with it is, is I get on there and I'm like, what the fuck am I supposed to say? Turn this light on real quick. It's getting dark up here. Yeah.
Speaker: but it's Where where you're used to it and and I just kind of threw myself into it, but it is true what you said You said you've been wanting to do the podcast for a long time and oddly enough When I first started listening to Kevin Smith's podcast I was like that would be so much fun. But the way he described it is it The way he described it anyways, it costs so much to keep it going hmm
Speaker: Then I was like, Oh, it's just not feasible. Then once, once I talked to you about it, you know, for like five years, I was like, I'd love to do a podcast, but it costs so much money and blah, blah, blah. And then when I talked to you about it, you told me about anchor and you told me about haps. And I was like, Oh my gosh. So you, you're telling me that it doesn't cost us anything really more. I mean, what between the two of us, what have we spent on the podcast itself? A hundred bucks.
Speaker: for the actual podcast itself, we haven't spent any money. I mean, I went out and bought a laptop and I went out and bought a microphone. But that was stuff that I was wanting to buy anyways. Right. So I would have kind of a basic setup because I didn't want to I didn't want to be trying to do everything from my phone.
Speaker: I joke and I give you shit that I do all the editing and all the audio and all the behind the scenes stuff. Which I would love to do, but I just don't have the stuff. I just didn't want it all on my phone, so I wanted to get the laptop so that I would have all that there and I could break it all down. Laptops are a little bit easier to navigate than a phone, so to say.
Speaker: So, um, yeah, it's like, I do the editing on my YouTube channel on my phone and it's a huge pain in the ass. Yeah. So, I mean, I got a little bit of money wrapped up, but they're not much. Um, but you know, but it's something I want to do. So yeah, I mean, at the end of the day,
Speaker: uh, eventually when I buy a house, I'm going to, I'm going to have a full blown studio bill. I'm going to a full blown studio that I can go into that I can sit down and record and, you know, not going to have to worry about background noise from the street and everything else. Exactly. You know, um, that's one of the reasons why I, uh, my wife and I use our bedroom, but we don't, we don't use our bedroom.
Speaker: Haps is new. You have to give them credit where credit is due. We've looked for other apps that are like Haps and they're just not there. It's hard to find something else that we can go live on. And the problem is when you do find one, it's for iOS.
Speaker: They don't have it on Google But right, you know The nice thing about HAPS is it it when we go live on HAPS, it's it's live on my YouTube channel It's alive on Facebook like five Facebook channels And then yeah, cuz it's on my kt -cam productions my to kt -cam productions Facebook page my
Speaker: YouTube or support page that I run and And then the nonsensical nonsense page and then your home page. Yeah and Then my YouTube channel it puts out a link to Twitter. So it it takes a lot of the the grunt work out of doing the live podcast and
Speaker: Somebody says it will not let them log in at all. Sorry Summer start up a new one. I set up like four of them. She's having all kinds of issues with with not working
Speaker: for her. That's weird. So, um, but speaking of, speaking of technology, uh -oh, we've kind of rambled on way, way longer than we should have on that. Yeah. Speaking of technology and stupid people. Uh -oh. It's not boycotting. They won't let you on summer.
Speaker: That's called a shadow band. I am boycotting you. Oh, speaking of bands. OK. OK, so I want to get to this Tesla story. OK. So Saturday night, because you couldn't go live for whatever reason, I decided to go do a Saturday Night Live on TikTok. Yes. OK. No pun intended.
Speaker: I got on there, right? And I was live for like five minutes. You'll be the only one signing it. I'll sign it. I got your back. But so I was on TikTok for maybe five minutes. I don't even think it was five minutes. Did they ban you again? Probably three of those five minutes. I wasn't even in the room.
Speaker: I went out to the bathroom and then I had one of my vape, one of my vape mods that I hadn't used in forever. Uh -huh. And I picked it up and took a hit off of it. Well, when I did, because it's set for so long, it leaked everywhere. So I had juice all over my hands. So I went and got paper towels and I was cleaning everything up and I come back in. I have friends. She's like,
Speaker: fuckhaps but uh they're imaginary but they're real so so uh i come back in and summer's in there and hoss is there and uh one of our one of our other buddies shawn who lives out in australia and i literally just started talking to him and like that it just cut off and i was like what the actual fuck
Speaker: So I go out in my in my notifications. They're from they're from lovely tiktok land. I had a three month suspension for for for illegal activity and regulated goods. And I was like, I wasn't even fucking doing anything. So I sent him a report or I sent him a complaint. I was going to get ready and I was going to go live on Facebook.
Speaker: And I was like, well, shit, I can't have my music on while I'm live on Facebook. So I was setting all that up. I was like, well, you know what? I closed out of TikTok and everything. Let me jump back in there.
Speaker: So I jumped back in and my life was back up and I was able to go live again. But I was just like, you gotta be kidding me. Less than five minutes and these motherfuckers hit me with a ban on some bullshit. You know what it is? It's somebody reporting stuff. You know, it's like somebody is in there like this guy's got more followers. I mean, I don't like him. Well, what it is, what it is is that I have a few friends that I've gone after and I've and I enjoy. Oh yeah.
Speaker: So it just so happens that one of those friends, uh, she was posting videos at the same time I was live. So I'm assuming that she was like, cause they liked to have their little fake accounts and, and popping on people. So I'm assuming she seen, I was live and she was just like report, but it was like, tick tock fucking be better. At least look into what the report is. I think that's the problem.
Speaker: They should, they should give, like, if you get reported while live, somebody from TikTok should go on to the live and monitor it for another five minutes. And then go, then make a decision, or at least send your message, hey, please don't do this. Yeah. So what I think, what I think since the video or since the live was so short,
Speaker: and I instantly reported it or filed a complaint or whatever you want to call it. Six signatures already. Writing your name different ways doesn't count some. Those are just for six different personalities.
Speaker: You know, I think somebody actually physically went and looked at it and they're like, okay, well, he didn't do anything because I put in the thing. I'm like, I'm almost 40 fucking years old. The only thing I was doing was drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette. There's nothing illegal there. So they gave it back. You know, that's that's that. But Haas was live today on TikTok and I was in there while I was editing episode nine. And his he got he got a seven day ban for
Speaker: for nothing. He was barbecuing again. So, but again, fucking technology. And stupid. Well, I think it all comes down to some woke person was like, Oh, I don't like to cut his jib. I'm gonna, you know, yeah, I know exactly what it was. It's just that they need to do a better job.
Speaker: But as I was saying, don't you dare talk about Helen Starr. I told you. I told you. Steve. Steve. I told you, man. That's hilarious. Those are all legit personalities with their stars. What if her personality is Steve? That's hilarious.
Speaker: I happen to enjoy Star quite a bit, but that's not your hero. Mom, plug your ears. Sorry, Summer. I didn't actually read it. I just skimmed it. I apologize, Summer. Speaking of technology and not working properly and people being dumb,
Speaker: This, this came to me from a summer. She actually sent this to me last night. Good old Tesla in the news again. Tesla driver riding in the back seat on California freeway arrested because even though they have, even though they have the self -driving and I didn't even know this because when she said it to me and we were talking about it last night, I was like, well, it's a self -driving car. Why can't he be in the back seat? But even though it's self -driving,
Speaker: Oh, I hope she does. You know, even you know, it's a self driving car. Like, I'm thinking of our robot, you get in the car and it's like home jeez. Well, the problem with with with self driving cars there. I I I wouldn't trust the car itself to
Speaker: I wouldn't get in the backseat. Well, yeah. So I guess technically by law, you're still supposed to be in the driver's seat so that if something happens, well, it was, it was in Oakland, California. A motorist was arrested after an officer observed him in the backseat of a Tesla traveling on a San Francisco Bay area freeway. The California highway patrol said Parham Sharma
Speaker: 25 was arrested for a wreck for alleged reckless driving and disobeying a peace officer So he was not so he talked shit too. Yeah. Yeah, he was being an ass clown is what he was doing. I know my rights It doesn't prevent someone running into you either that's why you need to be in the front seat Maybe maybe he was
Speaker: You know reaching in the backseat or climbed in the backseat to grab something like something fell and he was like, oh shit I gotta grab that Well, that would be the only way I would use the self -driving part. Well, yeah, we'll get this So it says Multiple 91 so people multiple 911 911 calls
Speaker: God, words are hard. Hashtag words are hard. Uh, reported a person seated in the backseat of the Tesla model three without anyone in the driver's seat while the drive, while the vehicle traveled on interstate 80 across the San Francisco, Oakland Bay bridge, a motorcycle. Oh, we got chips involved. Oh, nice. Oh, wait, there's more. Yeah.
Speaker: But wait, a motorcycle officer spotted the Tesla confirmed, so occupant was in the backseat, took to action to stop car, saw the occupant, moved to the driver's seat before the car stopped. Prior to the arrest, members of the public captured video of someone resembling Sharma operating his vehicle in the same reckless manner. Back on April 27. So, okay. So it's not the first time he did it.
Speaker: Now, um, I'm not going to read the whole crazy article. It's kind of get the drift of what happened, but when I was looking for this story today, there was, and I don't, and I don't know, I don't, I should have, uh, fucking saved it. Honestly. Um, there was an accident in California.
Speaker: uh from one of those uh auto auto auto drive tesla's uh okay yeah oh like the the taxi cab ones yeah uh that was april 20th my problem is is that you said the guy's like 23 years old yeah he's 25 okay well there's your problem right there so he's 25 he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't
Speaker: understand the concept of what a real car accident is. Yeah. And he's grown up with technology. He's like, Oh, it should work. It'll work perfectly. It's like my Facebook app. No, it's not. I mean, all technology has its flaws and, and some of them Teslas have, you know, like, like even summer was saying, they don't stop you from running into somebody or someone else running into you.
Speaker: So he's, since he'd done it before, he was like, Oh, well work before it. I'll do it again. You know, and then some drunk driver crosses the berm. Yeah. And it doesn't know like, it doesn't know how to react or anything like that. Right. Um, well, no, yeah, there's, there's been, there's been five total accidents with two deaths. Like, like summer said, but when I was trying to find that article again, or when I was looking at that article, um, this was back on May 5th in California, a Tesla, uh,
Speaker: crash into a like that. This was back on May 5th at 240 in the morning. There was an overturned truck and trailer on the freeway and a Tesla that was an auto drive crashed into it. Yeah. Well, it's because the truck was overturned so it didn't recognize it as as a vehicle. Yeah.
Speaker: You know, Tesla recognizes tail lights and, and, and reflectors and stuff like that. So if you can't see the reflectors, if Tesla, a Tesla car can't see the reflector, it's not going to see it as an obstacle and smash right into it. Yeah. So the, I think the guy who was actually driving that Tesla died and then the, there was an overturned truck and, and another motorist had pulled over to help and they were, they weren't, they were injured.
Speaker: So it's just like, yeah, it's one thing to go into autopilot and kind of be. I would do it like through the parking lot while, you know, as I'm leaving the, the Walmart parking lot and like, Hey honey, I'm on my way home sending a text. Then I take over the car because, um, just like an I robot, like you said, Will Smith gets in their cars doing like 200 miles an hour. He takes over. That'd be me.
Speaker: You know, A, I like to drive. B, I don't trust the technology to drive itself. So I'd be like, screw this. I'll do it myself. And that's the thing. I'm not saying I'm the world's greatest driver, but apparently I'm better than a Tesla because I haven't wrecked five times. Yeah. I wouldn't want to be on a freeway on auto pilot. Oh, no.
Speaker: I think I would feel better if I was like here in town, um, it's where you're not going high rates of speed. So if something were to happen, it's easier to, it's easier to correct and prevent, uh, an accident or, or whatever, when you're going to throw a rate of speed. No, she is not.
Speaker: Are you really want to go there? Maybe. No, she. Oh, here we go. Dirt. So spill the tea. I think that's what the, I think it's what the kids say these days. So for one, spill the tea. I've never heard that one. I think summer said it to me a few times. Um, so for one, the first time I go down there and I don't know, I don't know my way around.
Speaker: Chattanooga or that Georgia Tennessee or that Georgia area where she's from. She says let's go there Wanda. There is no direct route for her like we could go to the same place four times and take and she'll take four different ways. No, she'll take 10 different directions. She'll take 10 different routes. Oh god. I don't I never met Wanda. So it's like and it's a lot of
Speaker: the infinity symbol that you know that figure eight and so we got that going on. I don't know where the hell I'm at. The infinite highway. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm completely lost. I'm completely confused. Then we roll up to a stop sign or a stop light. And it's just not your normal four -way stop. No, this is like a 17 -way stop that's going at an angle this way and roads going this way and that way and every other way. And she's going to take a left -hand turn on a red light. You got there, didn't you? Yeah. So it's a red light. First of all, it doesn't matter where you're from.
Speaker: And any state in this country, you cannot make a right or a left turn on a red light. She's like, no, you cannot. Looks good. Left hand turn across six lanes of traffic. You're clutching the dashboard. I'm looking for the old shit handle. I'm hitting an imaginary break on my side of the car. I'm like, what the hell? I do that with my wife. My wife.
Speaker: is a great driver, but she drives way too fast. Like I'm a fast driver. I have a heavy foot. But my wife does it under my wife's bit of one accident, but she wasn't driving. Yeah. She said it was a stop sign. Nice. 100%. There's nothing worse than getting in a car with somebody that drives
Speaker: erratically and you're not used to it. Yeah. So then like, I'm not the biggest, like, I'm not, like, I'm not afraid. Oh, Christopher, your stories are getting confused. No, my stories are not getting confused. Now I'm not, I'm not afraid of a lot of, like, I'm not afraid of anything really other than heights. I'm terrified of heights. Yeah. I'm not, I'm not a, I'm not a heights guy with,
Speaker: The fear of heights. Summer is an amazing driving. Now she's either talking about herself in a third person or Wanda's talking about her. That's Wanda. Wanda's talking. You weren't Stevie. It's Steve. So, you know, there's, there's a mountain. There's her, two of my favorite people that I've met through summer, Aunt Jojo and Uncle Jackie. They live on a mountain down there.
Speaker: They like that. There's a place that they hang out called Sullivan's. It's coolest place in the world. And to get there, you got to drive down around the mountain. Well, it's four lanes of traffic. Windy, curvy. Well, in summer's world, you're allowed to use all four lanes of traffic. Even out of the curve at 90 miles an hour. And I'm like on the verge of a freaking panic attack.
Speaker: heart attack, whatever you, all of the above. And she's like, what? Everybody drives like this down here. And I'm like, I'm watching everybody else. Well, you do it too. Watching everybody else drive down here and nobody's driving like that. You are. There's a, there's a road in, I want to say the Philippines where it's a two lane road up off the side of a mountain and
Speaker: When you come to a curve, like a tight curve, you technically have to switch lanes. You have to go in the opposite lane, which is the correct direction. It's mainly for semi -trucks. Go through it.
Speaker: but that just to me that just looks seriously sketchy you can say pussy on haps yeah you can say pussy i am a pussy i'm a big pussy when it comes to heights i'm terrified of heights i have the same philosophy i have the same philosophy my father when it comes to heights yeah i have a five foot step ladder any higher than that i can't fix it
Speaker: I'm not that afraid of heights but I mean, once you get to a certain limit, yeah, it terrifies me. I will fight a grizzly bear with anaconda arms riding a **** dragon made of fire before I will ride a roller coaster, climb a mountain, fly a plane, jump out of a plane. No, you won't ride a roller coaster. I'm terrified of roller coaster. I do. I and you know what? If it makes me a pussy, I'm a pussy. If I'm a pussy, I am
Speaker: terrified. And I mean, I love a good roller coaster. I'm terrified of heights. Absolutely terrified. I love roller coasters. I mean, I am I won't climb on the roof of my house. I'm a person who won't get the vaccine. I'll see you lining up. No, but if I really had to, I'd get on the roof of my house. But I would put it off and put it off and put it off.
Speaker: to the law. I would wait till the very last second. Well, when I worked at OSU, one of my tower buildings was 13 or 14 floors. It was 13 or 14 stories. And I would go up on the roof. I wouldn't go near the edge, but I would go up on the roof. And I'll tell you what, at 5 .30 in the morning, 5 o 'clock in the morning, that view from the roof. Oh, it's pretty.
Speaker: at the Olentangi and the in the Horseshoe and the Ohio State campus is beautiful. But it's beautiful from about 30 feet away from the fucking edge. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't do really good with edges. I have the I can literally look over the edge and have the feeling that I'm falling. Yeah, but I will say that's usually right before I fall.
Speaker: I will say outside of the fact that Georgia and Tennessee police have a shoot on site notice for the next ticket that Summer gives, she is a good driver. She is just terrifying to ride with. No, well, that's the same thing with my wife. My wife is a really good driver, but she's, oh, it's
Speaker: And if if I say anything, oh, there's hell to pay. She will yell and scream and holler. But so I silently grab the side of the door and excuse me like, honey, if you want, I'll drive. I won't say anything to her while she's driving. I'll make fun of her. And I'm not
Speaker: I will exaggerate some stories, but when I talk about her driving, those are no exaggerations. Those are a hundred percent accurate. According to my wife, I'm a good driver. I just have a shit sense of direction. I can go to, I can go to the same place. I'm I'm, I do basically what you were saying summer does. I go to the same place, 14 different routes. Parker only wears his helmet when we were on back roads. Nice. That accounts for something, but no, I, I,
Speaker: Summer is a very good driver. She's just terrifying to ride with it Which which says a lot because she might be the only woman that I know that I will actually say that she's a good driver So there's that there you go There you go. My mom's a good driver, but she drives so slow. It takes you six months to get there Well, you know, no, I'm not being mean
Speaker: So don't take it the wrong way, mama, but she's getting up there in age. You know, as you get older, you like to enjoy it. I'm talking about when I was like 15 and 10 and, and my mom does the thing that all. All right. Bye summer. My mom does the thing that, that I can't stand that we talked about the other day. I can't, I can't understand why people have to sit on the hood while they drive, you know? Well.
Speaker: It's so close. Is your mom short like you? Yes, my mom is actually shorter than I am. Well, then that explains why she has to sit so close. Yeah, I get that. I get that. What kind of car does she have? She has $100 ,000 Ford F -350. I don't think she's got the same car you do. Oh, she's got a cruise? Oh, Chevy. Yeah, I think she's got a cruise. Oh, yeah, we're Chevy. We're Chevy family. Dang gang. Dang gang, mama.
Speaker: beautiful Silverado. Nice. Um, but my dad, my dad is, my dad is, uh, he's a Chevy guy, but you know, if, if somebody gave him a Ford, he's not going to throw it away, you know? Well, you know, I think I said it a few weeks back. Um, I, uh, when I was younger,
Speaker: I was, I was that guy. It's like, Oh, I'm, I'm Ford or nothing at all. Fuck a shit. But now that, now that I've gotten older, I don't give a damn. Like, I still have friends that are in the, you know, in their forties, thirties and whatever. I still want to argue with people. I'm like, I'm not going to argue with you because you're like, I don't care. I make fun of people that drive forwards, but
Speaker: I would buy a Ford. They actually do look good. And they're not that terrible. Same thing with Dodge. I appreciate all vehicles. All vehicles to somebody is a cool car. Even the you go. Somebody was like, you know, that's that's somebody's dream car. I'm gonna make fun of you. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's just
Speaker: And and I would totally drive a Tesla, but I would have a backup vehicle there you go nonsensical nonsense hashtag you fucking nerd That's another t -shirt No, I just you know, I I've had two Chevy's I loved my Malibu Jeff
Speaker: I had a, oh shit, I had a, oh my god, 2000, 2008. Oh, okay, so you had one of four cylinders.
Speaker: Yeah, it was a four cylinder four door. Um, it was like an eight or nine. I bought it. I bought it brand new. I bought it brand new, but the only reason I bought it was because I had a Ford F three 50 that was, uh, that was costing me almost $200 a week.
Speaker: uh in gas to drive from Newark to Columbus every week uh but it was it was a it was a 92 Ford uh F -150 with the with the straight six in it it was lifted it was a four by four it was lifted a little bit so show off your little dick it wasn't lifted that much but I mean it was in all honesty I bought the truck because I seen it on Craig's list
Speaker: Um, it was cheap. Yeah. And it all comes down to the price sometimes. Yeah. The guy wanted a thousand for it. I offered him, uh, 700 cash and, uh, my old man and I went and looked at it and it was, it was a nice looking truck. I mean, I had a little bit of rust on it. Uh, you know, that Ford had that issue with, uh, with, with, with rust.
Speaker: Um, but, uh, you know, but not much rust, but it ran like, dude, that son of a bitch ran boy. It was, it was tough. Well, that's the straight six motors are just work horses too. Mm. It's all about my. You still have that mercury, Sean. That's my buddy. What year mercury?
Speaker: I'm crazy about a burger. That's not a bitch. It's like a 1981. Oh, yeah. Oh, yacht. Nonetheless. No, it's disabled. It's about the size of Malibu, though. Yeah. Yeah. It's basically a Malibu. But now I've got my. And I love my cruise. You know, it's a fun. It's a nice little. So.
Speaker: I see I got that ninety -nine Malibu and the cool thing about the ninety -nine Malibu is it kind of it slightly resembles the ninety -six Impala nice so it's got that it's got the same I mean it's it's not even remotely an Impala but it's it's uh but it is the v6 so it's got a little bit of nuts behind it hundred thousand miles that's
Speaker: I would venture a guess on how many miles are on the Malibu because it's in kilometers, but it's a lot. The problem with the Malibu is the, I think it's 97, 98 to 03, the motors in the Malibu's have the biggest problem with overheating. And I'm pretty sure the Sable, well the Sable's a Ford, so it'd be different. But yeah.
Speaker: I love my Malibu. My wife's Malibu. We bought it together, but it's her car because it's pink and black. I will post a picture of the Malibu on Facebook.
Speaker: I was like, yeah, he's talking about cars. I'm going to go take a piss. I'm going to do that when you start talking about sports. I'm like, oh, he's talking about sports. I'm going to see him in six months.
Speaker: I don't ever talk about sports. I would love to talk about sports. Now, football season rolls around. There's going to be some sports talk. No, I have no problem with that. Now, I will say this. Yeah, go ahead. I will say this. They did just release the 2021 schedule for the NFL. OK. Yesterday.
Speaker: Cleveland opens the season with a late afternoon game against, and it's a revenge game against the Kansas city chiefs. Cause we got fucked in the playoffs against them last year. Okay. So, but so we got that, we got that, you know, that's cool. Like, you know, uh,
Speaker: It's May, but we got a little football action on May because that came out now. We got about two months before we start talking about fantasy football, which will probably - Now see, I understand fantasy football. Explain me how that works. Well - Because I've heard the term 400 ,000 times and I still don't get it. Basically with fantasy football, and I'm still relatively new to the game, which there's probably going to be a fantasy football podcast. I just need to find a partner - A sports note like you.
Speaker: Well, I need to find a partner that I can talk fantasy with because I'm not 100 % educated on fantasy. Basically with fantasy, you have your league, however many people you have. You do a draft, so you draft a quarterback.
Speaker: I think you can draft up to four quarterbacks. You're only starting one a week. You start one quarterback, two running backs, three wide receivers, a tight end.
Speaker: And then you got a flex player, which that flex player can be another running back or another tight end or a tight end or wide receiver. And then you have a defense. You pick one team's defense. So, you know, like with quarterbacks. And based on how they do that week. Yeah. With quarterbacks, you get, you get points based off of completions, yardage, touchdowns. You also lose points if they throw an interception or get sacked.
Speaker: running backs get points based off of yards and touchdowns, much like wide receivers and tight ends. And then defenses get points based off of interceptions. Yeah, interception sacks, points allowed, yardage allowed. So you just kind of fill your roster up with whoever you think is going to
Speaker: do the best for you. I personally, a lot, a lot, a lot of research. If you don't, if you're not a football fan, well, I can't say that because, uh, my buddy Kevin, his girlfriend is, or his wife, I'm sorry, TJ, uh, if you hear this, uh, his wife, uh, she got into my league last year and, uh, she actually did really well. Actually, she's the only person who beat me last year, uh, in our league.
Speaker: What should be nice for her? Yeah, she beat me because I was a jackass. But but still she was the only person who beat me last year outside of the playoffs, and I think she beat me in the playoffs to be honest with you. But she doesn't really. She don't know anything about football. She don't care. She just kind of guessed and got lucky, but she did really well. No, she did really well. And once we got into the season, she was actually keeping track of everybody and watching things and.
Speaker: I had, I had some injuries. There's money to be made in that too, isn't there? There is money. Like this year, last year's league, uh, we didn't, there was no buy -in. Now this year, there will be a, there will be a buy -in and we'll have a bunch of rules and stuff, but, um, there will be a buy -in this year. So I'm thinking like a $50 buy -in for a 10, uh, 10 person league winner takes all. So, I mean, what is that $500? Yeah, potentially win.
Speaker: And the risk is only 50 bucks over what, a six month period, right? Yeah. How long is your season? Season's 18 weeks, but your season is usually over before the playoffs start. Fantasy playoffs are typically through like seasons 12 or week 12 through 16. Now there's 17 weeks.
Speaker: but they're 16 weeks, but you got your playoffs and your championship are usually through 12 through 16. So, um, but I would like to, uh, I think about, uh, this year I want to buy a, uh, a championship belt. So whoever wins will get like a WWE style championship belt.
Speaker: What downfall is, is that like last year we had guys that played from California. Sean, I think he played, he was in Michigan. We had guys in Florida, Tennessee.
Speaker: if I get a belt, I'm going to have to ship it. So I'm going to have to pay for shipping if they want to keep it or you just stay champion that way. Yeah, I'm just going to have to I'm just going to have to make sure I win this. I should have won last year in all actuality. Yeah. Well, but it's like I suppose you could do like a fantasy NASCAR team or something like that. You know, you pick the car. I mean, you can do fantasy baseball. They have fantasy hockey. They have fantasy basketball.
Speaker: You can do like on FanDuel or DraftKings. I think they have a NASCAR thing. But that's based off of, of course they get the, oh, who do you think will win? And then they get like the side prop bets. Like, do you think there'll be an accident between the line? That's like a buddy of mine, a buddy of mine, uh, we'll go to, he'll watch baseball at the casino.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: And he'll he'll uh, he bets per inning And he bets the same thing every inning he'll just like zero zero And he'll it cost him a buck and he'll one four If nobody scores And if somebody scores during anything, he's like, okay, whatever it's a buck But he'll he'll make like 15 20 bucks a game Yeah, but i'm like
Speaker: What's the point? He's like, well, he also bets on the over under and, and it took me a while to understand that there's so many different ways to bet on, on sports in general. And the fact that I don't really give two shits about sports. I'm like, yeah, that's too much work. Yeah. When, when, when, when you start rolling into all the side bets and stuff like that, I don't understand a lot of the Vegas betting, even though I'm a sports guy, um, you know, I can, I can.
Speaker: I can, I can build a fantasy roster. Um, I know how to, I know what I'm looking for. And then as far as the season goes, um, you know, I know when to trade a guy or betcha guy or, you know, one, one week where I shoved my head up my ass and I do something that I shouldn't do. And then I pay for it, but yeah, but it didn't really cost you anything. So there's no big deal. Yeah, no, this was just, just for fun. Just as a first time, because this was my first fantasy league this year.
Speaker: It was the first time that I've ever done one of my own. Oh, that's where I was the commissioner and all that stuff. So like, you know, like I said, if, if, if I understood sports more, it may be something I'd be interested in. Um, but like I said, I just, I don't.
Speaker: It has like zero interest for me. I, you know, it's like my kids watching somebody play Fortnite on YouTube. I'm like, you know, you can play that yourself. Yeah. Right. That's like my kids, they like to play Minecraft, but they'll watch the hell out of people. You know, my kids play a lot of different video games, but they like to, they like to go on Minecraft and do like just the creative where they can just build their world and do whatever they want. Yeah. They'll go and watch guys on YouTube for, for an hour.
Speaker: And then they get on Minecraft and they, they start building and like my, my son, he's got a house on Minecraft that is ridiculous. Like, I'm like, I couldn't do that if I tried and you're seven and you got a pretty cool.
Speaker: little little setup there like it looks cool so it's like it's like a fucking treehouse you build a fucking tree on Minecraft and then built this big -ass castle on top of it I'm like well that's pretty fucking cool dude I can't I can't I don't get the draw of Minecraft it's too pixelated for me yeah well you know like I have I have a I have that was it Google Sketchup
Speaker: Mm -hmm on my laptop when my laptop was working and I can build a I can design a house to the millimeter and or to the 16th of an inch and Be like yes, I could build this house and like I could have every two by four and every you know every Outlet and everything in there including the wiring. It'd take me six months to do it but It's
Speaker: extremely detailed as opposed to a block that's looks like the size of a person where my that's that's that's the way I see Minecraft is it's so pixelated so the smallest block is like well foot by foot but I mean the thing is is though if you look at some of these designs and stuff like that that they make on Minecraft oh yeah they are they are actually
Speaker: Really cool. There's a lot of intricate designs and they they the way they place blocks to make things look certain ways or to make uh designs just something like that like they make a collage of of people and then when you step back, it's it's you know, it's 400 000 people Individual pictures then you step back and it looks like you know, uh the mona lisa
Speaker: Yeah. And like on the inside, like, like for instance, my, my son, the inside of his house is fully done. Like it's decorated. He's got pictures. He's got lights. He's got, he's got, he's got,
Speaker: Uh, the other day he was showing me his house and he was like, and this is where I keep my prisoners. And he like walked in the door and they're like a bunch of Minecraft zombies. And I'm like, why do you have zombies in here? He's like, just in case. And he's like, and he's like, and this is my other room. And then he like opened the room and he had like four rabbits in there. And I was like, what do you have rabbits for? And he's like, so I can kill them. And then I have food. And I'm like,
Speaker: And he was like up on his roof and he was like, and he was like, now look down. So he looked down from his roof and he was like, and there's buggy, my middle daughter, he's like, and there's buggies farm. Let's go kill her animals. And I'm like, why are you going to kill her farm animals? Just to be a dick, dad, just to be a dick. But he like went down and stole a whole bunch of eggs from the chickens and then was like smashing them on the ground. I was like, dude, why are you doing that?
Speaker: And he was like, just watch. So he's smashing eggs. And like every third day he would smash a baby chicken would break out of it. And then he would gather it up and take it back to his house. And I'm like, there's a whole lot of shit going on. Who are you? Cash and Minecraft. Who's who's asking the question? I think Summer's back.
Speaker: Oh, okay. She's like, who are we talking about? Future little killers. Yeah. Our youngest one, he told Summer that he wanted to be a serial killer, but since that was illegal, he was going to join the army and be a sniper. Nice. Because he can kill people. Nice. Yeah, we have a
Speaker: We have three future serial killers out of the four. That's okay. I have a pyrotechnic. My, my son, this is a hilarious story. My wife and I were, I think my son was three or four and it was like a month or two after my birthday and my wife had bought me a Zippo.
Speaker: And my wife and I were asleep. It was, you know, super early in the morning and our son woke up before us and my parents had bought us a, we call it the tower. It was like, it was a dresser drawer set. It was only four drawers and then three shelves all in one tower. That's all about maybe a foot and a half wide. And we call it the tower. And at the top we, we kept all important paperwork. And then the drawers, we had socks underwear, shit like that.
Speaker: And the night and on the top the top shelf was about waist -high So at night I would before I went to bed. I would take my cigarettes and my lighter and put it there Not thinking anything about it. Well that day before we had gone to bed. We had bought a 36 roll of toilet paper and We just kind of set it on the floor and we're like I'll put this we'll put this away in the morning My son apparently woke up was playing with my lighter
Speaker: lit it. And as a Zippo, it wouldn't go out when he let go of it. So he dropped it onto the stack of toilet paper. Oh, shit. And my wife wakes up going, Why are you smoking in the house? And I'm like, and I'm laying next to her going, What the hell are you talking about? And she goes up, she goes, Jeff, there's a fire. And I was like, What the fuck? I jump up and
Speaker: I literally grabbed a bag of toilet paper, run it into the shower and turn the shower on. Yeah. And my son, we were like, what are you doing? What do you do? What do you do? What the heck happened? He's like, it wasn't me. It wasn't me. He needs to get the hell out of my house because he's gonna burn us to death.
Speaker: My feet were literally hanging there all this happens at the foot of my bed where my feet hang off the edge of the bed so either your bed is About three feet long or you sleep in the middle I sleep I sleep to the point where I can I can stretch her out across my bed and put my hands up against the wall But I have to have I sleep weird where my feet have I sleep on my stomach, which is probably not good for you but I keep my
Speaker: my feet off the edge of the bed because I can't have my feet sideways. It's weird for me. Speaking of legs and feet, apparently Parker, my youngest son who wants to be a serial killer, but is instead going to be a sniper because it's legal that way, was intentionally trying to break his leg tonight so that he could watch it bleed. Bleed. His friend's mom said that he's broken and asked if he could be exchanged or refunded.
Speaker: Wow, that's interesting. My kids are seriously damaged. Dad's going to spend money on a shrink. Dad's going to spend money on lawyers.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm just gonna be like, I'm gonna be one of those parents. They were so sweet and innocent when they were kids. They showed absolutely no signs of wanting to murder 475 people and become history's most prolific serial killer. Who would have thought he would have taken a sniper rifle to the top of a clock tower? Go figure.
Speaker: And his, and his older sister, meanwhile, planned and schemed everything. I would have never thought that they would be in cohorts. I don't believe it. It's all Chris's fault. Summer says. Meanwhile, they'll go back on Facebook and they'll be like, in episode 10 of nonsensical nonsense on May.
Speaker: 11th of 2021. You said I'd be like, I don't know. You'll have one foot in your grave. Yeah. And this podcast will come back to haunt you. You're like, I'm going to use the same defense that the kids use. It wasn't me. It wasn't me did it. I don't know. Yeah. Don't look for that asshole. Yeah.
Speaker: And tell me you roll toilet paper and he owes me this and this and this My son I I make those 3d wall arts and why is it my fault? Yeah, cuz you're the dad. That's all it is. My wife says everything's my fault No
Speaker: No, that's all mom. Mom is always, if something good happens, it was mom's influence. But if something bad happens, it's all dad's fault. It's all your fault. Why is it my fault? Because it's just like, well, the little kid and the little kid and big daddy. Because. Yeah. Because. Oh my God. How many times did we quote that movie in high school?
Speaker: And then of course you'd have fish To this day
Speaker: He's like, what is this five -year plan? Dying? Not dying. He's got all the balls. Is that the guy with the old balls? I don't think you're supposed to say balls. I think he just wants to say obstacles. No, but to this day, I don't think a week goes by. I don't quote that movie.
Speaker: That movie and the Chris Farley movie, The Tommy Boy. Fat guy in a little coat. I like to do the scene where he's talking about, Helen, let me tell you about me as a salesman. Your five -year plan with me is not dying or dying.
Speaker: Are you trying to watch you die slowly because the kids killed you Next door next door house is free. Yeah. I mean nobody lives there
Speaker: Why are you in Mexico, you giant? Well, funny story, I'm hiding. I'm hiding from my wife, from my girlfriend and her kids and my kids, because somebody's going to end up killing me. It's funny. You don't look like a Juan Diego. Ah, I am Juan Diego. You're awfully big to be a Juan.
Speaker: I found speaking of last names life insurance she says I Found I found this website. There's a guy on tech talk. He goes uh websites to cure boredom episode, you know, he's up to like 50 or something and it's what it tells you the What is it the How often your last name is like, you know, if you put in glitter it'll say there are
Speaker: Roughly X amount of people and and where it's most populated where most licks are and stuff like that And I put my name and there's there's over What was it? 400 in Mexico Really? Yeah, I found that interesting in Mexico much like you are yeah, there you go Have a big gathering Like the Josh's
Speaker: But it gives you it tells you a number on how how rare it is and I put in my wife's last name, which is Rojas and it says it's the 222nd most common and
Speaker: And I was like, that's weird. It's called four bears, four bears .org. I think I have it. I'll probably end up losing you. That's what's going to suck. Well, I'll look it up. Yeah, I'll send you a link. It's called for four bears. Like like your forefathers kind of thing. Oh, not bears like the animal bearers. Like
Speaker: Uh, I don't know. It's called forebears or something like that, but it's really interesting. It shows like, you know, like there's apparently a Hawks in Africa. And I was like, well, there you go. Interesting. Yeah. It was, it shows a map and, and depending on the color of the different spots on the map, the darker, the color, the more prominent the name. And it's like super red in Africa and Germany.
Speaker: And, um, the U S yeah, you're gonna have to kind of intrigued. I'd like to, I'd like to look it up. I follow that. I follow that guy. He, he, uh, some of the websites he, he talks about it. It was like, wow, that's kind of interesting. He found one the other day. It's called the pointer.
Speaker: And anywhere you put your mouse, if you click, it gives you a blank screen on your mouse, on your screen. And wherever you put your mouse, it'll pop up a picture of somebody pointing at your mouse button, at your little arrow. And it's like, you know, it's obviously a compilation of pictures of people pointing. And depending on where you click on the page, one of those pictures will be pointing at your arrow. Nice. It's a completely pointless website. But I was like, that's hilarious.
Speaker: Well, I click all over just see the weird pictures. Yeah, it's just one of those things just to you know, like here's board. Yeah, it's just I'm bored and I got a better to do so. Let's let's play around with this and see what happens. But he talked about that for bearers and then he talked about there's infinite jukebox. Have you seen this website? You put in a song and it will literally play the song for like
Speaker: a week straight, but it will never be the same version. So what is like, like different artists doing this? No, it's it's like, it's like it edits the it re edits the song. So it's like, you know, play the chorus twice or you know, in a spot and it's I haven't really figured out how it works because
Speaker: after listening to the same song like four or five times, you're like, yeah, I don't give a shit. Yeah, that would get annoying after. Yeah, it's like it would be one, but he showed another one where you, I don't remember the website. I did check it out, but you put in two different artists. Like you put in Alan Jackson and Lady Gaga, and it will give you a five song playlist that will take you from Alan Jackson seamlessly, supposedly to Lady Gaga.
Speaker: Well, I mean they there's a lot of those mashups. There's a lot of DJs on no, it's not a mashup It's like they'll play an Alan Jackson like like that song a little bitty. Mm -hmm. Then the next song is Something else and then it'll five songs but it starts with Alan Jackson ends with Lady Gaga and Somewhere in the rainbow of music between for the other three
Speaker: I can do it. Lady Gaga is actually easy. Lady Gaga is Poker Face and Judas and then Alan Jackson. Oh, no. Judas is a different song. Judas is by Fauzi.
Speaker: Oh, okay. Well, okay. Well, the only reason I know the Judas song is because, uh, Norman Reedus is in it in the video. He plays Judas, but, uh, it probably is. And then Alan Jackson, he had a little bitty, um, the mercury song. And then, um, uh, I don't know what it's called. Is it, is it buy me a mercury? Yeah. I think it's something like that. The mercury. Okay.
Speaker: Way down yonder on a cat a hoochie. I love that song. Well, you were struggling earlier. I was like, Oh, see if I can catch you. Let's see if I can get it. I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good with certain nineties countries. I love nineties country music. Yeah. I don't really like, there's only like maybe 10 songs that, uh, I like of new music.
Speaker: when it comes to country music? There's definitely a lot more than that for me when it comes to new country music. Well, I would say more than that, but in comparison. I like certain artists like I like Jason Aldean. So his pretty much any album by Jason Aldean, I'll listen from the first song to the last song all the way through. I like that Georgia, Florida line band. They're pretty badass. They would get a shirt.
Speaker: They are they are Chevy guys, so I'm okay with it. Yeah, they're definitely getting two shirts and a sticker. Yeah, but they're not country. That's that. That's that. But douche douche. Yeah, that's more. I like my two favorite country artists. I'd have to say is oh my gosh, can't remember the names.
Speaker: Cuz I got Alan Jackson stuck in my head the guy that the real tall guy wears black hat real super deep voice Trace Adkins love him and The other one is the guy that used to be a cow. I should have been a cowboy. What's his what's his name? Toby Keith. Yes. Love Toby Keith There's only like four songs of Toby Keith that I don't like and
Speaker: Love me some Toby Keith. That song, Who's Your Daddy by Toby Keith? One of my favorites. My wife, first time she ever got in my car, I played that song. I was like, you like country music? I put that on and she's like, what the fuck? She's like reaching for the door handle and shit. I liked, sorry, I had to turn my AC off. It's like 52 degrees in the
Speaker: I'm turning into the fucking Donner party in here. I'm about to fucking eat somebody. But I'm I'm sweating to death. I like I like all older Toby Keith. Yeah. Like when he first. Yeah, there should have been a cowboy and and what's a cowboy? Shouldn't be a little red. What's what's the song he sings about the truck? The the he sings about that Ford truck. I'm saying about Ford truck.
Speaker: He sings about it. In the video, it's a Ford F -150 side step from like 93, 94. That I honestly do not know right off the top of my head. Speaking of sweet sounds. It's about a chick that drives it. The song's about a chick that drives the truck.
Speaker: It's about a chick that drives the truck. She drives a red lifted truck. I oh man, it's gonna drive me nuts. Are you talking about big old truck? Yep. I don't think that was from the 90s was not a thing. Yeah. Yeah, because it's it's it's a like I said, it's a it's like a 94 truck. I mean, if he's gonna do it,
Speaker: But he drives in the in the music video he does for Who's Your Daddy? He drives that F550. It's a yellow F550. Yeah, he drives the Tonka truck. Yeah, that thing is gorgeous. I would totally rock that thing. But I would have to wear my t shirt. That's definitely that's like those people that buy those. Have you seen the Chevy Kodiak? Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, it's like the GMC Topkick. That's you need a t -shirt to drive that shit. I think Toby gets a pass. He does. Did you see the movie here for my horses? Yeah. You want to hear. Holy shit. You want to hear one of the most beautiful sounds in the world. You're going to crack open a beer.
Speaker: There it is. Not just any beer, sir, but a Budweiser. The king. Once again, if Budweiser is listening, we are looking for sponsors. Well, it looks like we reached our two hour mark again. I'm impressed with us. You know what? We had no issues, no problems. We had a slight hiccup for less than 30 seconds. I don't even think it was that long. You glitched just for
Speaker: I don't even think it was noticeable. Jesus. Got the fucking Hell's Angels out there, man. That's one bike. It's this guy. He's got this like 150 cc street bike and he thinks it's the coolest thing in the world. I didn't even drunk ass neighbor. No, it's another guy who lives on the other side of the street. Yeah. The neighbor, the neighbor, he's got an enduro. You know, I'm going to I'm going to regret asking this question. Yeah.
Speaker: But I'm going to ask anyways, I have never heard of that. So who is that? Is that a company? It's not a brand. It's not a brand. Enduro is basically a dirt bike for the road. It's literally a dirt bike, but it has turn signals. It's a dirt bike. Okay. I know what you're talking about. So it's a dirt bike that's been made street legal. Yeah. But there's a brand.
Speaker: down here. There's a brand of motorcycle down here. It's called a tech al. I don't know how to say it. Starts with an I, but it's basically a really cheap, reliable motorcycle. Nice. And my they sell scooters to scooters are a huge thing down here. And my wife and I were looking at scooters for something for just a
Speaker: run to the store back and forth. Well, when I lived in Charleston, scooters were huge out of everybody. And our brother had a scooter. I almost. Yeah. To be honest with you. They're there. We looked at brand new. I'm I'm talking brand new. And they they don't sell. They don't have a dealership. They sell them at a store that's kind of like a it's a layaway kind of store. You go and you can buy stuff just flat out pay for or you can put it on layaway. It's the only store like that in Mexico. It's called Coppell.
Speaker: and they sell these motorcycles that are these, I have to ask somebody how to say it, but they have the, from the Enduro, which is their biggest, tallest, they have a Harley style one that's kind of like, you know, the street bike. And then they have a couple of weird, goofy sport bikes. And then they have scooters. And the scooters basically resemble the Yamaha scooter.
Speaker: Nice. And we looked at them and they're only like a thousand bucks. They're super cheap. Like I said, when I lived down there in Charleston, scooters were huge. I mean, I thought about buying one because when I went to work, I had a couple of different options to go to work. But one of the ways I could have gone to work would have kept me off the freeway.
Speaker: And it wasn't any slower to go that way. So I'm like, I go buy a scooter. Um, but I was looking at it because they were, they were talking about taking our trucks away because, um, we had company trucks. So we, we, we kept our trucks 24 seven, but yeah, there was a guy and one of the other branches in a different state who, um, they had problem with people abusing them.
Speaker: that privilege, but there was a guy, I want to say he was up on the Northeast coast, that got off work, went to a bar, had one too many, and got into an accident and killed somebody, unfortunately.
Speaker: So one asshole ruins up for everybody. Yeah. So they were talking about taking our trucks away from us. I mean, but it boiled down to the point that it just wasn't feasible. I mean, we had to have our trucks because at the end of the day, we were on call 24 seven. Yeah. But I was like, well, let me let me look into buying a scooter. Then I was like, well, I could buy a scooter and then I could take it to the gym. I could go to the gas station. I found so many other reasons for it. And I think a brand new scooter was only like
Speaker: two or three grand. I mean, they weren't very expensive. This brand we looked at, they got ones that look like Vespas. They got the ones that look like Vespas and then the ones that look like almost like an off -road kind of scooter. And I was telling my wife, I said, if you're going to get one, get one that kind of looks like the off -road scooter. A, it's cheaper.
Speaker: B, the wheels look a little bit more secure because the vest, the one that looks like a vest, but the wheel just looks like it looks like a a a wheel. Yeah, it's just a little skinny thing. Well, yeah, it literally looks like it came off somebody's cheap wheelbarrow. Yeah. And that's what I was looking at was it looked like the one that I was looking at looked like a like a like a miniature motorcycle.
Speaker: It had a little bit beefier tires like it was like a dirt bike kind of like what you were saying Yeah, but instead I have it instead of straddling at your feet go in the little area. Yeah. Yeah We looked at one the other day and it's like 900 bucks when I did the math to convert it to dollars I was like that's not bad. And if you're in town driving only I mean they're they're perfect they're ideal and it wasn't like I was gonna look like for you I
Speaker: The problem is down here, nobody really knows how to drive.
Speaker: nobody knows how to drive in Charleston either. But in Charleston, I wouldn't have looked like a douchebag riding one where if I had one here in Ohio, I would look like a goosebag. You just could have made fun of constantly. But if I had one now where I live and I'm so close to everything, oh my God, I'd be the happiest solution in the world. Well, I thought if I had the money, I would buy one, just go to the store and pick up cigarettes. Yeah, like I wouldn't have my pizza delivered.
Speaker: Yeah You like I don't have to walk in I'm gonna get on my scooter Did you see that movie Larry crown No, it's not that old it's it's it's actually really cute but he ends up joining a scooter gang and
Speaker: It's about a guy that ends up going back to college because he joined the Navy as opposed to going to college college. So it was like an old school movie with Tom Hanks. No, it's it's called Larry crown. It's basically Tom Hanks works at a place kind of like Target and like 10 years ago, but yeah, and he Julia Roberts isn't too, but he
Speaker: He realizes they have to let him go because they cannot promote him any higher because he didn't go to college. So he can't go work in the main office. They're like, we're going to have to let you go. So he decides, I think he's divorced or his wife died or something, but he decides to go to college. And Julia Roberts is his like speech teacher or something like that. It's a really cute movie.
Speaker: But what's funny is, is it's got, uh, Vilmer, world Rama, the, the guy Fez from 70 show. I'm looking at the cast, man. It's, it's, it's got a good cast. Frank Cranston's in it. Yeah. Frank. George Takei. Yeah. George Takei's hilarious in that movie. He plays a, a economics professor chalk one up for this guy. He was an original Star Trek.
Speaker: Yeah, and Star Wars. He was in Star Wars, right? He was in Lord of the Rings. Giant nerd. Jar Jar Binks, the greatest Star Wars character ever, ever created. Right next to George Takei as Darth Vader.
Speaker: But no, it's a, it's a great movie. If you get a chance to watch it, it's, it's, it's kind of a real romantic movie and stuff. But wilderness drama plays, plays a guy that, you know, Tom Hanks befriends a girl in his class. And because he sees all these kids roll up in scooters while he's putting, you know, $300 into his SUV.
Speaker: And he sees all these kids rolling up and pay three dollars for their tank of gas on their scooter and he's like son of a bitch so he sells his truck and buys a scooter and He ends up befriending this this chick and her boyfriend is Wilmer Valmerama or whatever the guy's name is and he's all like Valderama Valderama Mexico be better
Speaker: yeah well that's not a that's not a common name down here but he he's he's like hillbilly from podunk ass ohio and i'm better at these spanish names than the guy who's lived on there for 20 god damn years yeah well you're like that's the beauty of me belter voter belter ramma baltimore
Speaker: But no, if you get a chance, watch that movie. It's really cute. Brian Cranston is hilarious in that movie. Brian Cranston plays Julie Roberts husband.
Speaker: Who she ends up leaving because all he does is he he wants to be a blogger, but all he does is watch porn all day No, he wants to be a blogger and he comes in he's like, oh I did a wicked session today. It was really amazing and she yells at him She's like commenting on somebody's youtube video is not being a vlogger
Speaker: I'm pretty, I'm pretty sure I've heard something similar to that when I say I have a podcast and it's like you and your stupid friend go online for two hours is not being a podcast. Shooting the shit over nothing is not a podcast. Oh, technically it is because it's called a podcast. But no, if you get a chance, check out that Larry clown clown movie. It's so good. I think I've seen it like four or five times.
Speaker: I'll have to look it up and see if I can find it. I do enjoy a good Tom Hanks movie. Tom Hanks, he's a great actor. Even the love stories. I like a romance movie though. I love that girly shit. Yeah, me too. That's just the softy in my heart. As my ex -wife would say, you know how I know you're gay? Yeah, exactly. Why?
Speaker: You can quote love actually. I like musicals, damn it. I love musicals, love musicals. Don't fucking judge me, you piece of shit. Although I've never seen high school musical. I've never seen high school musical. When I say musical, I'm talking like that Grease is one of my favorite movies. Grease one is a better movie. Grease two has a better soundtrack. Right.
Speaker: I love like the West Side Story. One of my favorite, which I wanna see, and I probably will never get the opportunity. I think it's done. Fuck, I don't know. I'd love to see Phantom of the Opera on Broadway. I've seen it at the Palace Theater in Columbus, but I would love to see Phantom on Broadway.
Speaker: That's one of my favorites, but yeah. Well, let's go ahead and do an outro here. I hate to take off, but my wife's home and I gotta get, we gotta get something to eat. Put some shit down my gullet. I gotta go. Put some groceries down my neck. I gotta go work out too. I gotta, I gotta go pump some iron and find a grizzly bear. I'm a man. I'm a man that likes musicals.
Speaker: My favorite. I love Mama Mia. That's the one I was going to say. Mama Mia. I love that. My favorite musical is Robin Hood, Men in Tights. Oh, that movie's hilarious. We are men. Men in Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights. Tights.
Speaker: And we're having fun and we don't pay attention. There's not some asshole in my hallway, like a stand up comedian who has a five minute set. And once he hits five minutes, he's hitting you with the flashlight. Hey, dummy, I don't got that asshole in my hallway yet.
Speaker: maybe one day i have that but there's my kids walking in and out of the door going i have i have my people who deliver me food and deliver me beer i'm waiting i'm waiting for that to happen mid podcast somebody walk in go here chris here's your food i really 36 beers if i could
Speaker: If I learned who the drivers were at the, at Don and Sue's and the couple of the drivers that I know, if, if I knew they were working one night when we recorded, um, was able to, well, you can comment. Kill Habs. Oh my God. Jesus. Hashtag kill Habs.
Speaker: My mom actually has to jump off too. She's got to call my grandmother. But yeah, if I knew who was actually going to bring me my food from Donna and Sue's, I would just be like, Hey, like if it was Andy, I would just be like, tell Andy to come on in. And I would set it up to where we were live. So he would just walk in and be like, Hey, how's it going, buddy? Summer said she was, oh, she was not letting me comment. So the next on episode 11, we should have her as a guest.
Speaker: so she can talk shit about you. You know, I've said this a couple times, but now I mean it. Between now and Saturday, I'll be. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I'll make you a deal. I'll make you a deal. I'll do two lines of a Freddie Mercury song if summer comes on and be the guest.
Speaker: Okay. Okay. If you, okay. Okay. First of all, summer is great. Summer is fucking awesome. Um, that would, if she would come on and do it and do this with us, that would be fucked out. She could do the whole damn two hours. That would be amazing. Um, but if you give me, if you give me the opening verse into the first chorus of Bohemian rap city,
Speaker: I couldn't do that song if I, I'd have to listen to it 40 times. Oh, I do know. I know, but it's not something I, I don't have that in my repertoire at the moment.
Speaker: I'll tell you what, if we're going to, we're at some point, we're going to get you to think some queen, but if summer, if summer can get this haps app figured out and she hashtag doesn't want to kill apps app anymore, we should definitely try to bring her in on a Saturday show. Definitely. So let's go ahead and wrap it up.
Speaker: It's getting late. I'm going to try to finish watching this Wonder Woman 84. I started watching it earlier. I want to see it. It's good so far. Just that damn Wonder Woman music gives me chills every time. I have this thing called a job. I have this thing called a job. Oh my gosh. Quicker job. Work for us.
Speaker: sorry she's booked up she's currently she's currently booked on the Kevin Holly I'm a jackass show so excuse me she can't partake in this big podcast yeah she can't partake in this meaningless peons but anyways we're gonna have to wrap this guy wrap this up guys thanks for listening
Speaker: Uh, thanks for listening. Thanks for, uh, hanging out. Commenters. Thank you guys. Summer. Thank you. Even though the hashtag kill the apps app seems to be a thing. She has six signatures. So I'm still pretty sure that's just her. I mean, it's her and her personalities, but still it's six signatures at the start. Um,
Speaker: We, we will see you guys, uh, Saturday, uh, Saturday. Yes. Cause, uh, I have another birthday this Saturday. My, my middle daughter turns 12 Saturday. Oh my gosh. So, uh, she's, I'm going to probably go steal her tomorrow night. Cause this isn't my weekend to be dead, but I'm going to go steal her tomorrow night and, uh, we're going to go do breakfast, uh, together and then go shopping.
Speaker: And then I got to take her back to her mom so that we can do cake and all that stuff. So at some point Saturday afternoon, I will be home. I'll let you know when I get home. We have to, we can do it Sunday again. No, we'll do it Saturday. We'll be able to do it Saturday. We'll just maybe do it Saturday evening.
Speaker: not a problem but uh thank you guys for listening this was uh non -sensical nonsense we've made it to episode ten episode ten double digits right so uh go ahead and uh enjoy the sweet sounds of
Speaker: from Blacktop Mojo. He's gonna he's gonna play us out and if you guys aren't already, make sure you follow us on the old Instagram, Facebook, uh I announced this with nonsense and most importantly, yeah and TikTok and follow us on Spotify and uh go check out Blacktop Mojo on all social media at Blacktop Mojo.
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Speaker: I might ask, I don't want to ask that. I already asked too much. I'm going to message Toby Keith and see if we can use his music since we were talking. Like who? What's a podcast? I'm so drunk. How many listeners do you have? We're like five. Hey, Toby Keith, guess what? You get a shirt.
Speaker: Yes. Yeah. SDM bitch. It's coming. It's coming. I'll pay for that. Sure. You are no longer exempt. Exactly. So till next time. Until next time guys. Bye. We are out of you. Deuces. You know, I can never figure out how to end this fucking thing. One of these days I might figure it out. Here we go.
Speaker: And I can't wait to see you again I finally spent my time waiting on your call
Speaker: I need you by my side to tell me it's alright Cause I don't think I can take anymore Is this love that I'm feeling? Is this the love that I've been searching for? Is this love or am I dreaming?
Speaker: Cause it's really gotta...
Speaker: I can feel my love for you going strong day by day And I can't wait to see you again So I can hold you in my arms Is this love that I'm feeling? Is this a love that I've been searching for? Is this love
Speaker: or am i dreaming this must be love because it's really
Speaker: Is this love that I'm feeling? Is this a love that I've been searching for? Is this love, or am I dreaming? This must be love, cause it's really gotta
Speaker: Hold on me
