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Speaker: What's going on everybody? Happy frickin' Monday! Whoa, hello. Got a little back feed. There we go.
Speaker: Backfeed. I'm a jackass. Having Monday or in my case it's a nice victory Monday y 'all with the Cleveland Browns stomping a mud hole and them stupid little kitty kitties. Meow meow.
Speaker: He is there. Go Browns. What's going on, Rick? What's going on, brother? I am going to do the show and I'm going to have the game on my phone while I do the show. Yes, it was a good Sunday football, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, I was excited. My brownies come out. It looks really good.
Speaker: I don't know if they looked that good, or if it was the Bengals looking that bad, but either way, it was nice seeing the highest paid quarterback in NFL history get benched because he was terrible. And Jamar Chase doubled down. So Jamar Chase, we'll see you again at the end of the season for another beat down. My Lions looked way better.
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Speaker: Good afternoon, everybody. The Cleveland Browns and the Cincinnati Bengals. It's the Battle of Ohio today. It starts today. Everything you got today. This is our house. We've won this all day. The Browns on three. One, two, three. Back to pass, and Miles Garrett's got him. He drives up the field, and here he comes.
Speaker: Alright, here we go. Let's get this **** show on the road, shall we?
Speaker: Winners and losers yesterday, ladies and gentlemen. We definitely got a big game tonight. All the headlines, all the hype. What is the New York Jets going to look like this year as they take on the current king of the AFC North or South? What the fuck are you guys? North, South? East. Not my bad. East.
Speaker: the current king of the east right now in Buffalo. Well, 49ers are going to be the 49ers are going to are going to be a problem for everybody this year. Again, I I say I don't know if the Steelers are that bad. Or if the Niners are that good, I'm going to lean that tonight that the Steelers are that bad.
Speaker: and the Niners are that good winners and losers. The Niners trounce the Steelers last night or yesterday afternoon, the lions Thursday night shocked the world. Greg, I seen your Sean. I seen you. I know you guys are excited. I know you guys are happy. Holy shit. Believe the hype Detroit might be real. Ladies and gentlemen, they look like it. They really look like it Thursday night.
Speaker: Fire still burning in Carolina. And I do mean dumpster fire because they got their butts whooped by the Falcons. Jags over the Colts. Calvin Ridley looked fucking awesome yesterday. Talk about a nice fantasy pickup if you guys had Calvin Ridley in your team. Man, I don't know. Rock Purdy is a monster.
Speaker: I think that's a safe bet. Detroit and Minnesota for the North. The Bucks squeak out a win and, and Baker Mayfield, my guy, still my guy. I don't care what anybody says. That's my guy, Baker Mayfield gets his first win as a starter for the Bucks and a tight one.
Speaker: Saints and Titans had an ugly ass game yesterday, but the Titans care the Saints came out on top there The Washington Redskins commanders football team, whatever the hell they're calling themselves to anyways our first trans football team and the Washington Commanders They shocked everybody beating the Cardinals I thought everybody thought they were gonna be bad, but maybe the Cardinals are just that bad Ravens played Houston. Nobody fucking cares Lamar Jackson look like trash. He got his big payday He looked like ass out there
Speaker: Odell Beckham Jr. wasn't even a factor. The Packers just beat up on the poor defenseless Bears. The Raiders and Broncos had a good game. And Jacobi Myers. Was a huge factor and that Raiders win. The Eagles struggled against the Patriots. Dolphins beat the Chargers, the Rams beat the Seahawks in a lopsided matchup.
Speaker: There was probably three incredibly lopsided matchups yesterday One of them being the Rams and Seahawks the other one being the Dallas Cowboys absolutely obliterating Fucking the New York Giants Tyree kill is a bad motherfucker in the Miami Dolphins I've been telling you all I've been telling you all the Miami Dolphins have been quietly doing shit down there in Miami and
Speaker: They're going to be a problem in that, in that, in that AFC East, I don't, I'm not saying they're going to win it all or anything like that, but they're going to be a problem. They're going to be a menace if they're healthy and they're, you know, to a selfie, Tyreek, selfie waddle, selfie, you know, they're going to, they're going to be a problem. But the goddamn Dallas Cowboys coming out, I know Dallas cowboy fans, you guys are already scheduling and getting your 2023 Super Bowl tattoos, but it's not going to happen.
Speaker: Calm down. Uh, no, I didn't. I expected, uh, I honestly expected a, uh, a much closer game. That damn Dallas defense is, is, is, is scary. Uh, let's be honest. They, I mean, they put up 14 points yesterday. And if you had them in fantasy football, like a lot of people, they probably saved your ass. I'm talking to you. Golf. Fuck.
Speaker: You got lucky and you know it, but I did beat you in our in our other league. So. Completely lopsided by the Cowboys. 49ers, I think we all expected. Or they they cost me the win. They got me the win and then they cost me the win in one league. They cost me the win in the other league. They got me the win. So it was like a ain't mad.
Speaker: I got four teams. I went three and one yesterday in fantasy football. I'm pretty happy. Um, but then the 49ers absolutely one, 100 % lopsided all over the Pittsburgh Steelers from jump street. I gotta be a homer. I gotta be a little biased here. I saved my best for last. My Cleveland Browns completely revamped defense, all that shit they did in the off season to Sean Watson finally getting this start.
Speaker: officially as a starter for a full season, a little sluggish to start. Maybe the weather was a factor in that. Maybe it wasn't, but once he started firing all cylinders, it was game over. And I know a lot of people already screaming the Amari Cooper chants. I want to see more Amari Cooper. I really do.
Speaker: Elijah Moore didn't look so bad yesterday. Ladies and gentlemen, you see that Jets? Yeah lost one and we got him and I thank you for that This yeah the squealers the the Schitzberg squealers, I don't know what's going on in that organization I know I got a lot of friends that are Steelers fans. My fiancee. She's a Steelers fan. I Did see yesterday a lot of comments after the game that they want to basically chop Tomlin's head off
Speaker: They don't want to fire the man. They want him, they want him quartered like medieval style quartered chop his head off. One of the, one of the key things that have made this dealer such a great organization for so many years and continuously be a, a top opponent in the AFC.
Speaker: Yeah, one of the great things that have made the Pittsburgh Steelers such a great franchise for so long is
Speaker: Longevity and players they keep players. They're not one of these let's call them Cleveland Browns Cleveland Browns for years have notoriously had a revolving door of players and quarterbacks and coaches Pittsburgh doesn't do that. But on the downside of that People start to get old And you're not doing up
Speaker: those voids when those players are getting old until you're in crisis mode. I think that's where Pittsburgh is right now. Pickett is not the answer. I hate to say it. Pickett is not the answer. Najee Harris is a, as a Pittsburgh Steeler, Najee Harris is a fucking bust. I don't care what you say. Nobody's going to convince me otherwise. Najee Harris is a goddamn bust as a Pittsburgh Steeler. If he would have went somewhere else with a better O -line, maybe he would have lived up to all the potential in the hype.
Speaker: Yes, and I said that about Ben Roethlisberger. You know, gotta give the man credit where credit is due. The man wants Super Bowls. The man was a great quarterback for years and he stayed two years too long in my opinion, and I think it kind of hurt his reputation and tarnished his career to a certain degree. Let's talk some day one injuries. Shall we?
Speaker: Let's let's Yeah, but you know, I think you Brady absolutely, you know The guy's a genetic fucking freak first and foremost um
Speaker: but he stayed relatively healthy. Raffles burger got banged up in his career. He was a big bruiser. Um, you know, he got banged up, but yeah, I mean, Brady could still be out there throwing balls, you know, and touchdowns and probably winning 10 more rings if he really wanted to, let's be honest. But, um, yeah, so, you know, um,
Speaker: Aaron Jones is out for the Green Bay Packers. He was having a phenomenal game yesterday before he got hurt. JK Dobbins is done for the season. Jack Conklin for the Browns, he's done for the season. Cam Hayward and Deontay Johnson went out for the Steelers yesterday.
Speaker: It was, it was a wild week one for, for, for injuries. And I'm not even all the way caught up with, with all the injuries, um, that have happened yesterday, but I know that there was a lot of them. Um, and.
Speaker: Unfortunately, some people got got the raw end of the deal in fantasy football and and it sucks because I know JK Dobbins is He's he's he's an early round. Why running back one and fantasy leagues? I Mean before he got hurt there's a reason why he's a whiter sir. I don't keep saying like running back running back one Yeah, he was on he was on pace for a hell of a day yesterday
Speaker: One of my opponents lost Jones, Dobbins, and they didn't have Kelsey this week and said, I'm going to quit this fucking fantasy football. Uh, uh, uh, coffee, coffee, coffee. I am also wanting to know against you and you're all in one against me. Check the other league. The bad guy got you.
Speaker: the bad guy gotcha. The real big old nasty thing takes an L to the bad guy. So we're tied up where we've got to win a piece. You got lucky as shit. Remember when we started this show, we were talking about Dallas defense. Um,
Speaker: We're talking about that Dallas defense, either, either killing your day or saving your day. My man golf, Hawk got his day fricking saved by that Dallas defense yesterday and got the winner for me. And I still have digs to play tonight. You got lucky. You know, you got lucky. I'm a good GM.
Speaker: Excuse me I'm a good GM to You know, I look at I look at this league Can you ask can you ask our guy Tony D what the heck happened to him
Speaker: My man couldn't even score 40 points yet. Yeah, smoke smokes on bottom out again this season. Oh dude, the periscope days. Those were, who's just talking. I think I was talking to Nikki about those. I think I was talking to Nikki about that. Um,
Speaker: What's going on Evan? I think I was just talking to Nikki about that about how how much fun those days used to be just just fucking hanging out doing shit Dude Jacobi Myers was just a late late round. Let me see You know Jimmy Garoppolo, I think he's gonna do all right narrators that was I got I gotta be 100 % honest with you Man that was that was 100 % pure dumb luck on my end
Speaker: Um, but I'm not mad at it. Um, I wish I would have had, uh, and, and I, and I meant to put him in and I totally forgot. I wish I would have put, um, are you can or are you or whatever for the Niners? You wouldn't have stood a chance even with the, even with the Dallas, uh, defense doing what they did. Um, uh, I would, I would have absolutely handed it to you, but, um, Hey, Hey.
Speaker: win some, you lose some next week. I'll get to dub next week. Plus Joey burrows. Who would have thought Joe burrows was going to get three fucking points. I hopefully I'll have Cooper cup back next week. So I'll get Cooper cup when I hook in there and probably put Brock Purdy in fucking Joe burrow fucking ass cloud. Fuck you, Joe burrow and fuck you, Cincinnati.
Speaker: Jamal Chase, doubling down, still talking shit about the fucking Cleveland Browns. Tony just I think Tony like does some heroin laced with with meth with meth and then drafts. I don't know what's going on, man. I got him next week, I think I almost feel bad. You want to. Is he out like four games? Yeah, either way, he'll be back eventually. I don't necessarily need him.
Speaker: I don't know. I haven't looked to see how long he's out, but I think, I think I'm going to do just fine with Jacoby Meyers and, um, uh, are you, are you, are you can, um, who else do I got there? What other water receivers do I have? I know I got, um, Amari Cooper.
Speaker: I might've found a sleeper in Pickens, especially since Deontay Johnson's hurt. Yeah. I mean, I got, I got good winning or God winning and Cooper and Myers. Oh, and Pickens. So, I mean, I got some wide receivers. I'll be alright. I'll be alright. It's amazing what a guy could do when he actually drafts his team.
Speaker: Yeah. And, uh, in fantasy football yesterday, I'm not mad. I went three and one golf, got me in, in, in, in the, uh, in the NFL league, I got him in the ESPN league. Um, Jeff fucking, you want to talk about being scared in fantasy football. Ladies and gentlemen, how, what's, let's talk some football tonight. How did you guys do? How did everybody fair in fantasy football? If you play fantasy football, you want to talk about being scared about losing a game.
Speaker: I had my fears about losing to Jeff and he was actually doing really well until until and I thought I thought for sure I was like this motherfucker I'll never hear the end of it if Jeff beats me because Jeff doesn't know anything about football and and Saturday night while we were doing the show I helped I actually helped him
Speaker: Fix his team and rearrange his team a little bit. Um, he had me a little worried until Tony Pollard went off. Uh, got some points out of Jones. Yeah, I think it was until, uh, until Tony Pollard went off and I was like, no, they're fuck. I'm going to lose to Jeff. I'll never hear the goddamn end of it. If I lose to Jeff.
Speaker: I don't know anything about football. I literally helped him get his roster squared away Saturday night before we ended the show or after we ended the show or something. And this goddamn fool is gonna come up and beat me. But I got lucky. Good performance from Justin Jefferson Jones Pollard.
Speaker: A little unsung hero for yesterday in fantasy football. If you guys had him, I know he wasn't rostered on many teams. I happen to have him rostered on on on two teams to Sean Watson. 154 yards to the air touchdown or rushing touchdown. I think he had like 45 rushing yards. Amen.
Speaker: Fucking Tana Hill. Yeah, you had pretty solid outing. Yeah, I like I said, Jeff had me nervous for a little bit. I want to beating him by over 16 points in my league that we're in our third season in my league. Uh.
Speaker: I really wasn't all that worried. I kind of had it on lockdown from jump street. I was nervous before the Travis before finding out Travis Kelsey was out Thursday night because she had Travis Kelsey on our team. And we all know that Patrick Mahomes is a garbage quarterback and he only has one receiver that he can throw to or that he will throw to. And that's Travis Kelsey. Cause as we learned Thursday night, dead motherfuckers cannot
Speaker: I cannot catch balls, especially Caderia's Tony. Well, you better start looking for a new job. McDonald's is hiring. I hear holy shit. Holy shit, bro. Um, no, if, if, if what we've seen out of Deshaun Watson yesterday, I know it's only week one and this goes for all the teams, you know, the only team that I'm
Speaker: really going to be would be willing to put money on as far as being a dominant throughout the whole season is the 49ers. They stay healthy. They're going to be a menace to the NFL. Uh, didn't, uh, Aguilera. Didn't he have a pretty decent game behind Robinson too? Looks like Atlanta's, um,
Speaker: kind of solidifying themselves as a, as a solid rushing team or team with a solid rushing game. But if yesterday's any indication of the Deshawn that we're going to get this year, I'm not saying super bowl. I'm not saying playoffs or anything like that, but I think it's going to be a pretty good year for Cleveland. Um, just gotta just get
Speaker: Get your head right stay focused because like I said, there was a lot of And and I don't know if it was the weather or what it was But there were some passes that were severely under thrown that would have been some monster fucking plays Yesterday But in an interview earlier this week Deshaun was asked if he thought that he was back up to playing as good as he did when he played in Houston and he might have been pumping his own chest or whatever and
Speaker: Uh, but he said that he thinks he's better than he was when he was in, in Houston. Okay. I ain't mad at that. If that's the case. Yeah, no, I mean, it's, you know, I've got, um, I drafted a little bit differently in my league this year than I normally do. Um,
Speaker: But I'm not mad at it. Of course, we got McCaffrey up there rocking and rolling. Calvin Ridley, again, I got him late. I got him late as fuck. I got Calvin Ridley. I was surprised he was still there. I think a lot of people forgot about him. I didn't have anybody on my bench that outscored my starters, except for
Speaker: Samajay Pareen I mean he outscored Barkley by like two points. So, you know, I did all right In my primary league And the NFL League golf hawk got lucky
Speaker: But looking at the rest of the league and the NFL league, not really all that worried. I had one, two, three. I mean, he had almost half the league that couldn't even put up a hundred points on the NFL league that we're all in.
Speaker: Um, then I got a pretty sounds a win. You're right. You, you're a hundred percent, right? A win is a win. And we both got wins over each other yesterday. So we're both one on one against each other. I don't know what you want, man. My scrub team got a win over your team.
Speaker: as we call it is that somehow you and I ended up with two fucking teams in that goddamn league. That was a good call. That was a good call. I would absolutely almost any any given Sunday bench, Tana Hill for for Herbert. I know you do. I know you do. It's a cluster.
Speaker: It's an easy league to win it. I mean, you only really got like maybe four challengers, myself, Brian, and Cam. And I don't even know how Cam did last night or last week or this week. Yeah, Cam won. I mean, you know, Brian won, but Brian was playing smoke.
Speaker: I think smokes just there. No, he's got John at the Taylor who's not even playing right now. In his lineup. Uh, you know. But he's still got. Garrett Wilson and Josh Allen to play tonight, but I don't think he's going to make up 54 points between those two.
Speaker: Um Jojo might break a hundred points with digs tonight paces got This has got a pretty big lead on him Cam smoked Ted and cam still has the Buffalo defense to play tonight
Speaker: Tony forgot about fantasy football. He's got Dalvin, Dalvin Cook to play tonight. And then Golf Hawk, you and I are done. All of our players have played. I lost points.
Speaker: I was like, I'm gonna, I was like, I'm gonna drive Boswell from Pittsburgh Steelers. He's usually money. Fucker got me one whole ass point. Brian, you won, you beat smoke. You killed smoke. One on one to 47.
Speaker: Golf Hawk and I were, Golf Hawk and I were neck and neck all damn day yesterday. That was frustrating fantasy football to watch. And that's how Jeff and I were. We were fucking neck and neck all damn day. And then I pulled out the lead. Uh, I had like a 10 point lead or whatever. And I was like, all right, Dallas defense. It's going to keep it close. You know, golf Hawks probably still going to win by a couple of points and Dallas defense is like, nah, bro, we're going to put up like 35 fucking points in fantasy.
Speaker: Oh, oh you guys got an ESPN league. Wait, that's right. You're in my league. Oh, you lost to a scrub team. Ouch. Okay. Yeah, that's right. I forgot you were in that one. My bad, Brian. My bad, dude.
Speaker: believe that's his scrub team. My scrub team beat his actual team. So then my actual team almost fucking all my gold. When I tell you guys, I would have not done this show again had I lost to Jeff in week one because I would have never heard the fucking end of it. I'd have shaved my beard, changed my name and moved to Canada.
Speaker: I love this time of year, man. I love football. I absolutely love football and I love playing fantasy football. Fantasy football adds that extra element of excitement and like fandom to the game. Even if you're not like the biggest NFL fan, I've noticed that people that get involved with fantasy football still get excited.
Speaker: A lot of people are going to be Tyree kill is going to save a lot of people this year, just like he did last year until until teams figure out a way to cover him. But here's the problem. If you cover Tyree, you're going to leave jail and water wide open. Two has got.
Speaker: So, you know, and hell, even when you do try to still try to cover Tyree Hill, he's still a fucking menace and he's still going to get 40, 50 goddamn fantasy points a week. I mean, the cat had 11 receptions for 215 yards and two touchdowns. He's like averaging 20 yards of catch at that point. That's insane.
Speaker: If I did that math right, I may not have done it. I just did it real quick in my head. I may have done that right. I don't know. Anyways. Yeah, right now I have
Speaker: I have a 16 point lead. Over over golf and I still got stuff on digs to play tonight so. And golf Hawks is golf Hawk is out of players.
Speaker: So I'll take my, I'll take my three and one for the sun for, for the week in fantasy football and my one -in -one against golf, Hawk for the week, golf, Walker, call fucking Eric and have a lot of shit talking opportunities this season. But, uh,
Speaker: Anywho, um, no football was fun yesterday. I'm glad the NFL's back week one is almost in the books. We got a big one tonight between the jets and bills. Is the hype real with the jets or is it just the jets being the jets all over again, but with air Rogers, or are we going to get a repeat of when the last green Bay packer quarterback moved from the green Bay to New York? Hmm. Hmm.
Speaker: Um, college football is, is, is, is rocking and rolling there. Week two wrapped up in college football. You know, we've seen LSU fall week one and we all became Texas Longhorn fans Saturday night where they shut down the Alabama inbreds. I mean, Crimson tide.
Speaker: whatever, shut them down. They're saying is, is Georgia the only hope for an SEC championship this year? Shut down, man. We are all Texas fans, at least for a week. At least for a week, ladies and gentlemen. Except for Alabama fans who will
Speaker: Uh, you know, I'm sure 95 % of Alabama fans will be finding the niche next bandwagon to jump on anyways. Um, I'm sure most of them are already defected to Georgia and are screaming go dogs anyways, after the last two seasons, because as we know, most Alabama fans are bandwagon ears and fair weather. It's called spade a spade. Let's be honest. Non -law.
Speaker: Like Buckeye fans. Jets met life tonight. Who's a kiss ass? I'm just saying. I was excited. I hate fucking Alabama. I almost had to break out my Longhorn shirt. Be thankful it's still at fucking 80 some odd damn degrees up here because my Texas shirt is fucking long sleeve. Otherwise I'd have had that bitch on yesterday. Before I switched into my Browns gear. Shit.
Speaker: And I ain't ashamed fucking hooking horns, baby. Let's go. Now you don't come fucking sniffing around Michigan or be hooked horns down all day. Alabama fans are a lot like Ohio state fans. They're just fucking obnoxious and nobody cares to hear them talk about the past anymore.
Speaker: And their fair weather is fucked. Let's be honest. Ohio state is winning. This blows my mind. Yeah. I'm a Michigan fan. Yes. I live in Ohio and I'm going to sound really biased here, but this blows my fucking mind. Ohio state is two and Oh, you know, they, they, they, uh, let's take a, let's take a real quick gander here. Shall we? They, they beat, um, now granted it was Youngstown, but they won 35 to seven.
Speaker: uh this week last week they um they beat Indiana the hell's that damn score they beat Indiana 23 to 3 fans are screaming for Ryan Day to be fired you're 2 and 0 you got double digit victories
Speaker: What the hell is going on? Ohio state. I know you guys are shook and you're scared this season. Cause you're overrated as fuck. As always, you're going to lose them fucking overrated Notre Dame. Probably going to lose the Penn state and you're more than likely going to lose the Michigan for the third year in a row. Golf. I don't know what you're smoking, but, um,
Speaker: Can I have some? I don't think the Browns or the Cowboys are gonna make the Super Bowl. But I definitely think the 49ers are gonna be there as long as they stay healthy. I was talking to a friend of mine today. I know I had to jump off here because he's a Bills fan. Honorary member of the dog crowd, just like I'm an honorary member of the Bills mafia.
Speaker: Um, so he jumped off here already He's gonna watch the game but uh him and I were talking if San Francisco can stay healthy I I'm putting I'll put money on it if San Francisco stays healthy better Super Bowl team But seems like the last few years they've got some kind of curse or something because god damn them injuries or killing them Killing them
Speaker: I'd love to see the Browns 49ers in the Super Bowl. That would mean that we get to play the, you know, one of my best friends, he's the 49ers fans. I'm a Browns fan. So that means we could literally see our teams play each other twice in a season. We're actually going to try to go to that game in Cleveland. I got to get those tickets, but, um, yeah, man, I don't think the Browns are, I mean, I'm paying for the,
Speaker: Fucking phenomenal on paper Does it translate on the field I don't know how to wait and see I'm I'm I'm excited for the win You know Deshaun started off a little sluggish But once he started going yesterday, it looked good But I'm gonna go week to week you know if we get to
Speaker: We get into midway through the season and they're rocking out wins. I'll probably get on the hype train But right now they're the Browns fans my whole life on my whole damn life. I've been a Browns fan Watson was one of the top QBs yesterday man that blew my mind As far as
Speaker: In my league and different leagues where I had to Sean, he was one of the top top QBs. Here I get smoked three times son, actually Brian, actually Brian. I wonder, I wonder something.
Speaker: I mean dude you're talking to a guy who's been rocking with Christian McCaffrey on my fantasy football team since he came since like the year after his rookie season I I I get nervous every year I draft him but every year I take him and I generally take him number one every year and It makes me nervous because it's one of those things if he gets hurt I'm fucked if he's healthy I'm money, but if he gets hurt I'm fucked. I'm 100 % fucked
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Speaker: The real Bont versus the champ. Week six, I played myself. I got you week seven with my scrub team, Brian.
Speaker: and week 14. Oh, you guys say you can just trade around and beat your boy, huh? Huh? Huh? You forget who the commission is. This guy. I can accept trades or veto trades. And as we found out last year in my league, Justin and Cameron, when you tried to play the game, the game played you.
Speaker: We had a little bit of controversy last year in my league because one guy's team was dog shit, but he had a couple solid players and the other, their brothers at the other guy's team was pretty good. He had a playoff run and they tried to swap out so that his brother could cherry pick. And they thought they were slick until the old commission came through and said, not today.
Speaker: They got a little butt hurt. Come through there like I was fucking old school Vince McMahon. It was a good trade. It was a valid trade. Shut up. You were going to give him Justin Jefferson and Tyree kill for like Christian Kirk.
Speaker: James Connor and some other scrub ass motherfucker. I'm like, get the hell out of here. No, I won't, I won't veto any legit trades. I know golf and I have two teams. Somehow we both, I, you know, I had logged in and wound up with another fucking team, but I'm not, I'm not trading amongst my teams. So I get for trying to log in on my laptop, I guess.
Speaker: Not being smart enough to do that. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? It happens. I'll counter off our trades. Come here. It'll be a 16 -bunking trade. Golf Hawk gets
Speaker: Travis Kelsey through a 14 trade between Brian. Click. In the bad guy. No, I do. I enjoy fantasy football. It's so much fun and so much so much more excitement to to to watch a football on Sunday because you find yourself. For health, for instance.
Speaker: was it not last season the season before when Cleveland was playing Dallas Cleveland beat Dallas but I had Dak Prescott as my starting quarterback because we'll play the matchup Dak Prescott over the Cleveland Browns absolutely then Cleveland decides to show up that game which I wasn't mad about
Speaker: But late in the second half Cleveland started to let Dallas think they were going to mount a comeback, which was great for me fantasy wise, because then that got me a ton of points. But at the same time, I'm like, ah, come on Browns win. Oh, how about them Steelers? How about them Steelers?
Speaker: Well, what do we say about them Steelers? I think a lot of people need Mark Andrews healthy. What about them Steelers, Megan? What about them? Hmm. Well, I think now it's Monday. I think, I think, I think they forgot to tell you guys you had a game yesterday and I'm really looking forward to being in Pittsburgh Monday night.
Speaker: My fiance and I are going to the game. Her, her dad has a season tickets. So this big goofy son of a bitch is going to be antagonizing TJ watt all night. Nah, I was told I have to behave myself being the fact that I'm literally going to be like, what are we right behind the bench? Maybe with the seats. What are they 35? What?
Speaker: right behind, like literally right behind the bench with front row right behind the bench. Hopefully I don't get killed by that, but I don't know if I want to wear my miles, Gary Jersey or my Nick Chubb Jersey. Well, uh, you're going to have to wait until Monday to ask or Wednesday to ask Jeff your question. No, he's never really in there. Yeah. Don't worry. He didn't miss much.
Speaker: My Steelers are going to get a second L today. How are they going to get a second L today? Yeah, we're coming up, um, Saturday. Well, we're going to be where my fiance is from Saturday, um, for her mom's birthday and still, and then
Speaker: Monday we're wanting to pee. It's for I Think Monday. No, wait, are we? Yeah, we're going Monday, right? We're going into Pittsburgh Monday, right? Yeah Monday Uh, yeah a little bit Grove City Golf Hawk
Speaker: That would be impressive if the Browns beat the Steelers on Sunday, considering they're playing on Monday, but more slices. I know two slices are going to fill you up. No, they go get a couple more slices. Boy.
Speaker: I'm about to choke slam you. That's what return that light off with the seconds. Please. It's driving me crazy back there. Yeah. Yeah. We've, uh, we've been through Pittsburgh a few times. Um, when I've been out there and every time I start to get sick to my stomach and feel real nauseous places, just thinking about it. But
Speaker: But we we do we do have we do have our bet for gate for the first game of the season if the Steelers win Let's return to my Steelers hat that's back there I'll have to wear that and I have to wear a Steelers t -shirt for a week's worth of shows On the podcast if the Browns win
Speaker: She has to, when she goes and gets her nails done, she has to get her nails done, browns colors with one finger on each hand has to be a white nail with the, uh, with the brown stripe on it. And then when we go back to PA during football season, she has to wear nothing but brown stuff for the entire weekend, especially on game day.
Speaker: Well, I just did. I, we, we've got so much going on by that. I didn't even think about it, but, uh, we'll be up there Monday afternoon. Then we gotta leave Tuesday. Cause I gotta get home to get the kids. Um, I can let you know what next time, if not this time, I gotta let you know next time we're up there for a weekend.
Speaker: Maybe we can all wake up. What's going on with my lighting? Holy smokes. Um, trying to think after this weekend. Oh yeah, definitely. Absolutely. I know it's so weird. Cause like we're going to jelly roll.
Speaker: And, uh, I might meet up a couple of people that I've been friends with from tick tock. And I feel like somebody said they were going to Jason out being, we're going to Jason out being down here in Columbus in October. Absolutely. Absolutely. That'd be freaking awesome. If we could.
Speaker: I thought about it a couple times, but then it's always like last minute. It's like, damn it. But now I'm excited to go to the game. I mean, I'm excited for us to go to the game. Nikki ordered us a house divided flag. So we're going to take that to the game with us. But then when we get home, I'll put it up outside.
Speaker: because we are just the, we're that couple. Chance Steelers fan. I'm a Browns fan. We take the pictures in our, in our gear and stuff like that. We have fun. We, you know, we got to watch our first game last year, the last game of the season, which like in Browns lost and I had to wear Steelers hat for two weeks, almost died.
Speaker: brain aneurysm. Yeah, nice. Yeah, as we say, aren't they don't they live out here? They don't live too far. Hello, they live. There's the country. I mean, they live up the road. I think they're like an hour and some change away from me, but not too far.
Speaker: It's so weird with the delay on Facebook. Cause I've got Facebook pulled up because unfortunately on my stream yard account, it doesn't tell me who's commenting from Facebook. Cause you have to like click the link and get permission and all that chat. So that'll put your name up there so I can see it. And since I've switched back over to Facebook, instead of putting it onto Twitter, I have to pull up Facebook. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. They're not there. Yeah. Damn. They're not far at all. It's like maybe 45 minutes. Where'd you get back from? Where'd I get away from?
Speaker: Saturday night when we went to go see Christopher Titus. Guess who I get to go see Friday? Look, Brian. Where? It's this country. Best things. Oh, Catfish Charlie. He's a country. He's a catfish because he pretends to be a country singer. He pretends to be country. You need to pretend to be quiet.
Speaker: Don't you have somewhere else to be? Oh, I live here. Somebody else's house, like your own house or something. This is my house. I live here. Aren't you an adult? She moved out yet? Christopher Titus is way cooler than Luke Bryan will ever be. Well, for a girl who likes Luke Bryan and has loved Luke Bryan since she was little, this is exciting. Okay. He's gay. You're gay. Probably, but... Yeah, no, there's probably about... He's gay.
Speaker: You better tell my fiance that cuz I don't think she's aware of it Kids they said it'll be fun. Yeah kids are great kids Still contemplating selling them to the goddamn circus, but yeah, no actually
Speaker: You remember Keely, Megan, uh, from TikTok? She lives up there in that area now. She got herself a cute little country house, cool house in the country. She moved from the big city of Cleveland. Um,
Speaker: I can't remember where she said she was. I mean, she's about 45 minutes from me. Didn't make that. Like a trip up that way. It's hard to though, because we got the kids all, you know, during the week and Nikki's working seven days a week. Now it's, it's, it's hard to try to plan anything without taking time off. Well, for her to take time off work. If we do anything with this.
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Speaker: Welcome back to not physical nonsense. Holy **** Sorry. I just uh you're coming back. A buddy of mine sent me from uh Fox NFL which I already said, you know, I said that Jamar Chase is dumbass. Double down after talking **** about Cleveland before the game Sunday, he doubled down and after the game after they got smoked after he didn't do **** after he got shut down and look like a **** fool. He uh said in a uh
Speaker: Postgame interview, whatever. I'm just frustrated because I called their asses elves and we just lost to some elves It's you got your ass whooped by Cleveland I Would like to introduce you Jamar chase To juju and chase Claypool's dumbasses of the Pittsburgh Steelers who ran their mouths about Cleveland
Speaker: and then got embarrassed. You know what they did after they got embarrassed? They shut the **** up. So, get you a big old tall glass. Put some ice in it if you want it cold. and pour it real full. Oh, shut the **** up. You look like an idiot. Welcome back to Nonsense Go Nonsense, everybody. It is Monday. We are in the football season. If you don't like football, I apologize.
Speaker: We are going to talk football, not the whole show, not the whole show. We're going to get out. We're going to watch a little bit. We're going to, we're going to talk a little bit more about football just because again, like I said, it is football season. We just talked about the week one NFL. I kind of tiptoed around college football, my Michigan Wolverines two and O advancing. Look, we played East Carolina University played UNLV.
Speaker: I'm not pounding my chest, but you're here now, God damn it. Tony, what are you doing in fantasy football, bro?
Speaker: But I seen this today actually kind of popped up in my feed and I thought it was really cool. Entertainment Magazine or Entertainment Weekly, whatever, you know, the Entertainment Magazine, whatever. Patches Robotics. Just finished a meeting. Oh yeah, it is. Oh yeah, it is. First Monday. I'm new. What's this about? It's about anything and everything.
Speaker: politics and religion But this I was this last thing I'm gonna do about football tonight But I love this was cool because we do talk a lot about movies And I wish Jeff was here for this because he's a big sports movie guy He's not a sports guy in real like he doesn't like real -life sports, but he loves movies about sports You guys can jump on and Dude
Speaker: Nice All right, I'll sing Week one Tony week one week one Tony. It's a long season week one brother God damn son Wow, it's week one though. Yeah long season. Uh
Speaker: I don't want to be the dead horse. This is a, this is a wounded, this is a wounded bird and Tony's fantasy team, but, um, entertainment was entertainment weekly, put out a list of the top 25 best football movies of all time. Frank, I just want to give you guys the top 10. I don't want to go through, well, you know what? I can just fly through all 25 of them real quick.
Speaker: There's a lot of movies on here that I never even heard of coming at number number 25 This if you grew up in the 90s 80s and 90s, this was a cute movie. It's still a cute movie to this day Rick Marianas was in it little Giants 1994 came in at 25 It'll be a long season for you number 24 1940 new Rockne
Speaker: All American. I know who knew Rockney is. Know the name. Know who he is. Never seen the movie. Never heard of the movie. 1979 North Dallas 40. Nick Nolte's in it, but outside of that, never heard of it. Number 22. Great movie.
Speaker: under all kinds of fire right now, all kinds of drama with this movie, The Blind Side. Oh, it was a great movie. Sandra Bullock was amazing. We all know it got Hollywooded up. It's not the true story of Michael Orr. It's super Hollywooded up and just kind of fictional at this point. But anywho, that comes in at number 22.
Speaker: Again, number 21, a movie I don't never even heard of way before my time, 1932's Horse Feathers. Number 20. Again, surprise. This is so high up on the list. Great fucking movie based on a true story. My man Denzel's in it. Remember the Titans. Great fucking movie. Great fucking movie.
Speaker: Ryan Hurst is in it you guys if you're sons of anarchy fans, you know him as Opie You know he's in it Donald Faison is in it Hayden Pinti era where she was Liddy a little Ryan Gosling Kate Bosworth It says Wood Harris, but I think it's supposed to be Ed Harris I think it's the answer his name, but yeah great movie
Speaker: number 19 the remake of Longest Yard starting Adam Sandler Chris Rock and Bart Reynolds That's a remake number 18 great fucking movie love this movie based on a true story We are Marshall Matthew McConaughey the
Speaker: The University of Marshall, the college, the plane crash that killed 75 players, 75 people, players, coaches, boosters, coaching staff, trainers, 75 people died. We are Marshall, great movie. Again, based in truth, Marshall plus Marshall from Ohio. So it's got a little hometown vibe for me.
Speaker: We all know number 17. If you haven't seen it, you've at least heard of it. It's Brian's song. The story with with Gail Sayers and Brian Piccolo. Billy Dee Williams and James Khan. They were the first interracial roommates in history of the NFL and
Speaker: It was, it was based on true story. I mean, another true story, man. It was great movie. It's a tearjerker though. We've never seen it. Uh, number 16 on this list came in Mark Wahlberg from bartender to football player.
Speaker: Philadelphia Eagles fly eagle flies the story of Prince Vince Papali Getting a walk -on tryout for the Eagles Vince's son is actually currently playing in the USFL right now and he's a fucking monster He's gonna I'm surprised he hasn't if he has already and just kind of went under the radar But his son's gonna get himself an NFL contract to the kids the kids great Check it out
Speaker: Uh, 2008, uh, coming in at, um, covenant number 15, 2008. It's the long shots. Fred Durst directed this movie that Kiki Palmer and, uh, and ice cube in it. It's the story of Jasmine Plummer, the first hero to play popcorn or football play in a popcorn or football tournament. Another true story on the books.
Speaker: Number 14, probably one of my favorite movies of all time. Uh, let me rephrase that. Probably one of my favorite Adam Saylor movies of all time. Number 14, the water boy. Such a great movie. What do you say? It's so, it's so dumb, but it's, it's amazing. Kathy Bates stars in it. Henry Wrinkler's in it. Um,
Speaker: Number 13, 2008, it's a biopic based on the inspiring true story of college football legend, Ernie Davis, the first black player to win a Heisman trophy, The Express. Another really good movie. Jeff's favorite football movie of all time comes in at number 12, starring Kevin Costner. Kevin Costner, 2014's draft day based around Mike Cleveland Browns.
Speaker: and draft day cost her uh plays the Browns general manager uh and um it's not true story but it's it's still cool it's a pretty cool movie i've seen it once or twice jeff loves it it's one of his favorite movies uh coming in number 11 now this one kind of threw me for a loop and i'm gonna i just want to kind of give you give you a
Speaker: what they put in here just because it's not really a football movie. It says Palmer isn't your traditional sports movie but football informs the plot and characters in a profound way after former high school star athlete Eddie Palmer Justin Timberlake, this came out in 2021 by the way, is released from a 12 -year prison sentence he moves in with his grandmother and attempts to rebuild his life.
Speaker: There he forms an unlikely friendship with Sam, a young boy from a troubled home with a passion for all things feminine. A film about gender, masculinity, and the ways in which love conquers loss. Palmer is a movie, words are hard. Palmer is a moving character study rooted in the deep connection forged between two unlikely parties.
Speaker: Not necessarily a football movie outside of the fact that Justin Timberlake's character was an all -star athlete. And that comes up multiple times in this movie. It's a great movie. Typically, most people are not going to go run out to see it. But if you've got a little bit of free time and you're looking for something different, check it out. Like I said, it's a good movie. It's a good feel -good movie.
Speaker: You know, get you thinking. All right. Let's rock and roll. Let's rock and roll right in here into the top 10, baby. Right here. Right here it is. This is where it's at. Number 10 should have been higher in my opinion. I don't want your life. I give it a 10. A fucking 10 and I still got wood. You don't hurt my feelings. I'm going home.
Speaker: I want home. You heard my feelings. I'm going to jail for the next. Jonathan Watson, you are under arrest. Anywho, Varsity Blues. What a great fucking movie, y 'all. James Van Der Beek. John Voigt.
Speaker: Sean Con. I mean just what a great fucking movie man Paul Walker's in it great football movie sums up if you go to a football high school if you're from a small town basically what life is like as a football player you know I mean you're treated especially if you're from a winning high school football team you are treated like gods and can do anything and everything you want
Speaker: Coming to number nine, um, Brandon Frazier and, uh, Matt Damon school ties. Another good movie come out in the two old movie older, but it's a, it's a good movie coming to number eight, the original, the original mean machine with burnt Reynolds in the longest yard 74 coming to number seven. Ah.
Speaker: Oliver Stone, Al Pacino, head coach Cameron Diaz, owner Dennis Quaid, Jamie Foxx, Willie Beeman, any given Sunday, come out 99. Great movie, great fucking football movie. I don't think I've ever seen this movie, but 78's Heaven Can Wait. It starred a Norman Bay...
Speaker: Warren Beatty. Somehow, it says here that it's the late 70s screwball comedy that managed to snag nine Oscar nominations, including Best Picture. Heaven Can Wait is unlike any other film on this list headed by Warren Beatty, who co -directed the project with Buck Henry, co -wrote the script in late May, and starred in the leading role of the sports fantasy tells the story of Los Angeles Rams quarterback Beatty.
Speaker: who was reincarnated as a recently murdered millionaire after a mix up perpetuated by his guardian angel. There you go, right there. Number five came out in 2002. Monday night mayhem. I've never seen it, never even heard of it.
Speaker: The origin story of another iconic sports franchise is the creation of ABC's Monday Night Football TNT television movie release in the early 2000s, Monday Night Mayhem, Crown Knuckles, the 1970s launch of the historical sports show dramatizing. Okay. So it's based in reality. True story. Number four, I always thought this movie and the television show that followed it.
Speaker: was fucking seriously overrated and why it's number four on this list with all the other great football movies that were on this list. But Friday night lights, I understand people who love it. They love it. They ain't no change in their mind and ain't no telling them anything different. It is what it is. I don't, I didn't care for it. Coming to number three, 2015 Will Smith's concussion.
Speaker: There's movie based on the that talked about and dealt with the CTEs chronic traumatic Big -ass fucking word. I'm not gonna embarrass myself and pronounce Number two and a deserved number two Probably one of the most recognized football movies of all time is the true story of Rudy
Speaker: Notre Dame, Fighting Irish, Rudy. Hey, good night, Patches. Appreciate you popping by. Oh, you got school in the morning. Yeah, yeah. Definitely get your rest. Get your rest and get ready for school. I hope you have a good day at school. Ah, great movie. Everybody knows that everybody's chanting Rudy. Everybody gets excited when Rudy gets to play. And number one, I don't like number one on Lewis because this is not really a football movie. Yes, it has something to do with football. It's not a football movie.
Speaker: Cameron Crowe produced this starring Cuba Gooden Jr. And Tom Cruise. I'm not talking about radio. Fucking Jerry Maguire. Cuba Gooden was a football player, but that's not what the movie was about. Why is this number one? Why is radio not on this list? I don't like it. I don't like it. Entertainment Weekly. I don't like it.
Speaker: Anywho, that's your top 25 best football movies of all time. According to Entertainment Weekly, not me. It's not according to me. It's according to Entertainment Weekly. Entertainment Weekly put Tom Cruise at number one. I wouldn't have even put Jerry LaQuire on the list. I got to be 100 % honest with you. Not a bad movie. It's not that I don't like the movie. I like the movie, but it's not a football movie per se.
Speaker: I mean, I feel like they really, no pun intended, dropped the ball here. Radio was a great football movie. And it wasn't even on the list. The Replacements, another awesome fucking football movie. Not even on the list.
Speaker: Didn't The Rock do a football movie? Hell, that should have been on the list before Jerry Maguire. This is my opinion. The hell do I know? What the hell do I know? I'm just saying. I don't believe Jerry Maguire belongs on that on that list, but anywho, anywho. I digress.
Speaker: All right, who's got Rogers started in their fantasy football league today now I know somebody does Oh my god
Speaker: Well, um, if you have any Rogers in your fantasy football league and you started him tonight, uh, sorry about your luck, but apparently he sprained his vagina and had to leave the field already. Good news. Ladies and gentlemen, if you are a spectrum or charter cable user, good news. Good news. Two weeks into college football.
Speaker: one sunday in the books but the ever greedy always wanting to get their grubby hands on your money spectrum and the even greedier even richer always trying to get their hands on your money disney came to terms in agreement
Speaker: We've recently, Spectrum dropped an announcement today for all Spectrum and Charter users. We have reached a new agreement with Walt Disney Company, ESPN, the Disney Channel, FX, and several other Disney owned channels have been returned and are now available to customers. Thank you. Thank you. Because I've already missed two weeks of College Game Day. Well, I didn't miss them. Thank you to YouTube.
Speaker: I'm sitting over here with a spectrum account paying all this extra money to Disney Not being able to watch my fucking ESPN app because My cable provider spectrum But thank you fine, I appreciate it Now reimburse me because you guys have been having this fight for a while now. It hasn't just been the last two weeks. I
Speaker: I yeah, I just I just got the message buddy of mine. He's a Buffalo fan and Message me and said well that didn't take long for Eric for Rogers to go down and I looked at it and sure as shit. He went down with a undisclosed injury I'll tell you what it is My fucking bank accounts too heavy and I pulled my back out Gotcha Jets Suckers
Speaker: Enjoyed Zach Wilson again. I hope Aaron Rodgers is OK, but I was really hoping to see something this week because you know. The just the just did a lot of work in the offseason, especially on their offense. Uh, I think Aaron Rodgers grab was fucking huge. Tony Deezer Tony Deezer Jets fans. I mean.
Speaker: You know, that's a that's a huge grab That's on Dalvin coke I already got Garrett Wilson got was or you got I mean they got weapons now, but hey What's that Wilson come out here and put up monster monster numbers monster monster game today?
Speaker: just be like Aaron Rodgers, you bitches. Call me Zach motherfucking Wilson. I said we were going to get away from football. Let's get away from football. I am excited. You know, as a spectrum user, I'm excited that Disney then came to terms with this new agreement, whatever it may be.
Speaker: I was getting a little bit aggravated because it's not only, it's not even a matter of that, you know, I'm paying, you know, I'm paying my internet and cable bill and I don't have the traditional cable package. Um, I have a, I have a different cable package where I specifically picked 10 or 15 channels that I wanted. Um,
Speaker: And FX being one of them ESPN and ESPN two and whatnot or other so I'm paying for something that I can't even have not only that but through my Disney Plus And I think a lot of people did this I mean if you were smart you did this you went with the Disney Plus premium And you've got the Disney Plus your Hulu and ESPN all for one price Which was way cheaper than having all three of them separate
Speaker: Couldn't even use my ESPNF. You know what I could watch on my ESPNF fucking tennis Fucking soccer couldn't I couldn't watch college game day didn't watch college football because Those were on the important ESPN channels And it's just like goddamn Disney you got me you got me better Your person great from the shot of me
Speaker: Oh yeah, yeah, I I've got it. Got it on my. You know, now that I can watch Monday night football. I got it on my phone just above my head right here. I could actually probably put it on the TV beside me, but it's cool. I put it right there. I can see it out of the corner of my eyes. So, you know, uh,
Speaker: That's just wild hopefully Aaron Rodgers will be all right though in all honesty but um It's it's it's so crazy to me that these two major companies are gonna I mean essentially to them pennies They're gonna fucking they're gonna they're gonna fucking fight over pennies And and safe
Speaker: Fuck our customers. We don't care. I got to get this extra 10 cents in my pocket Duke bastards Any who any who Let's uh, we're all watching Monday night football. It's we've had enough football talk for tonight. Um, you know if you want football talked you can go get your pixins from uh, uh
Speaker: Tony does a belt Kings fantasy football and I'm Working on something football wise that might be between the afternoon game and the Sunday night game So you can get a double dose on Sunday for football well, you know you can listen to Tony in the morning and I might pop up there from time to time if I'm
Speaker: I'm awake and functioning and then you can and then you might be able to tune in Sunday afternoon for So shit, I got a I got a couple things in the works got a couple people that are interested I don't want to do mornings because I don't want to step on Tony's toes and Plus if I can be there I'd like to be there on the fantasy football show But it's just been a request by a few people
Speaker: Mean I'm honest dude. I'm 100 % I was with you. I did not wake up until Like noon Sunday But on the weekends Nikki and I like to sleep in and during the week we don't get to sleep in a whole lot How the weekends we like to sleep in Plus the weekends are generally when we do our traveling and stuff like that
Speaker: No, actually I wasn't not at all. Not one bit. I had my liquid IV Saturday night. I had my liquid IV in the morning. I was good man. I was I was money. I was up and motivated. I cleaned up the house yesterday. I got up watch football. I didn't clean the house. I cleaned up the house. Yeah, I'm clean.
Speaker: empty dishwasher dishes, you know, this, that and the other thing. But, uh, no, no, that's what, that's, that's what we're talking about. And, and, and it was, and it was asked, it came up, it came up this weekend and it was asked to do a Sunday morning show. And my, and I said, no, I don't want to do Sunday mornings. Cause you know, you do yours. Um, but I said, how about, you know, Sunday afternoon, which actually, when I said that,
Speaker: A couple of guys who brought it up were like, actually that would work better. You know, we can do little fantasy recap, a little, uh, early games leading into the Sunday night game. Cash. Did you really put the same end for the, um, washer chair there? Yeah. I put the soap in all you had to do was first start. Um,
Speaker: So it's a matter of if they're serious, if not, you know. Done dipped out. And then another guy that I was talking to today, a buddy of mine that I was talking to today, when the show first started, I said something about it.
Speaker: He was like we've been fucking talking for him and I've literally been talking football all day together So he was like I'm in shit Where we're still talking football he's a he's a bills fan I Just seen that that's freaking crazy man. I Got the game pulled up now. I'm watching it on my phone as I'm doing the show, but that's wild
Speaker: that look when it hits you you're the old man in the AFC and you just gotta sit down that's cold -blooded man they're already coming out with the with the with the uh with the uh fucking uh Aaron Roger memes
Speaker: Hey, and I gotta say I gotta say you know what fuck it. It's Monday. It's football season. It's week one I promise isn't that what Monday shows are gonna be all about less is what you guys are into it You guys are into football talk on Mondays. Let's fucking do it on Monday's shit. I'll bring football people up in here on Mondays with me Green Bay didn't miss a fucking beat. Yo, I know they played the bear. I know it was just the Bears Green Bay didn't miss a beat man
Speaker: They, they Aaron Rogers who Jordan love came in, was ready to step up, ready to play, look good yesterday. Unfortunately they lost Aaron Jones, but damn No way.
Speaker: The bills might be in trouble this season. I think the AFC is about to get really shaken up. I think Kansas has finally gotten exposed. I wouldn't say Buffalo has been exposed. But the AFC is about to get shaken up this season. It's only one play. It's still early in the game, but damn.
Speaker: That's not a typical Josh Allen move right there. But, um, you know, anyways, yeah, like I was saying, man, Green Bay came out, man, not even missing a beat. Look good. Yesterday. Unfortunately they did lose Aaron Jones. You know, he'll be back at some point. I don't know the severity of his injury. I gotta, I gotta look and see. Cause unfortunately I do have him in one of my leagues. Shout out to the 20 some points you got me before you got hurt, but damn son.
Speaker: Now I gotta find a running back. You know how hard it is. Find a running back in week two. But. Anywho, anyways, anyways, what do we? What else is going on there? See, that's the thing right now. This time here, there's not much else going on other than football.
Speaker: There's not a whole lot else going on in other than football. And we don't talk about politics on here. So I mean, I could ramble on. Oh shit. Oh, oh shit. I know what I wanted to talk about. We kind of touched on this a little bit, um, um, Saturday night. Um,
Speaker: Let me preference this with this. This is going to be kind of a double whammy, if you will.
Speaker: Sorry about that. Needed a, needed a second. Need a little bit longer break music, if you will. He's a monster and he's gone. God, Blake.
Speaker: Um, let me pull, let me pull the e -brake and make a hard right turn here real quick. Uh, Danny Masterson, we don't, from that 70s show, he played Hyde, the summer kid friend of, uh, that was a monster run, dude.
Speaker: Uh, I played Hyde. He was like one of their friends. He was a stoner guy. You know, the typical, he was on that. He was on the ranch on Netflix or whatever the hell it was called. This dude just got sentence. Listen to this. This is wild. Joe. This is a double whammy. This is two for, because let me, hold on. Let me, let me, let me stay on track.
Speaker: Danny Masterson just got sentenced to serve 30 years to life in prison for scraping two women. So as I said, you know, um, he's best known for that seventies show. Um, the judge on this case, a lot of his victims,
Speaker: the victims of his crime to read impact statements in court and his sentences. And we know like Danny Masterson, like we already know Scientologists are weird. Danny Masterson's in this Scientology shit. One of the women said, I wish I would have reported him earlier to the police.
Speaker: Another woman told Masterson, I forgive you, your sickness is no longer mine to bear according to Rutgers. Masterson remained silent throughout the hearing. A whole bunch of... So all three of his accusers were all Scientologists.
Speaker: And the women basically said that it took them so long to come forward because the church of Scientology strongly discourages them from reporting rape to police. So this makes it sound like A, we already know Scientology is fucking weird. B.
Speaker: It's it's time to kick the doors in and start doing some goddamn investigated because Leah Remini is coming out a Former Scientologist and she spoke on some of the fucked up shit's going on in here Tom Cruise was was married to Katie Holmes and in some of this weird shit. I'm not saying it's all graping and and and and and grape or anything like that, but There's a lot of weird ass fucking shit going on in there. Clearly a lot of laws will be broke are being broken So it's time to kick them fucking doors in and check them out
Speaker: Scientology officials told one survivor that she would lose her membership of the community unless she signed a non -disclosure agreement, an NDA, and accepted a payment of $400 ,000 during the trial. The judge allowed both sides to discuss the dogma and practices of Scientology, angering the
Speaker: In a statement after the verdict in May, the Church of Scientology said that there was not a scintillia of evidence supporting the scandalous allegations of the Church's harassment of the accusers. In court on Thursday, one woman described being shunned by her mother, who is still practicing Scientology,
Speaker: She texted me and told me to never contact her again. She said reported the LA. She had warned me ahead of time. She wanted to see Danny Masterson locked away for what he had done to me. But not at the expense of her religion. Another woman said she was she had been victimized by the Church of Scientology ever since she spoke out since the week I came forward to the police.
Speaker: I have been terrorized, harassed, and had my privacy invaded daily by the cult of Scientology for almost seven years now," she said, but I don't regret it. Masterson was first accused of rape in 2017 during the height of the hashtag Me Too movement. He denied the accusations and said each of the encounters were consensual.
Speaker: charges further came around or you know down the road came about blah blah blah yada yada yada um i don't want to go into details as to it's all public information if you guys want to look it up yourself i don't want to go into details because it's very graphic it's very it's very disturbing and it's fucking sick what he was accused of and found guilty of doing to these women um
Speaker: And the way that you know, I know it sounds childish and I apologize but we have to because Censorship and stuff like that's weird We don't we don't abide by a lot of rules around here and not sensible nonsense But sometimes we have to abide by some rules and I know it doesn't childish when I say grape or grape bean or you know, grape or whatever But it is what it is
Speaker: Brave in itself is a horrendous act. It's a disgusting act. It's an act that no matter who it happens to, it literally takes everything away from me. Any kind of security, any kind of comfort, any kind of ease,
Speaker: Shame involved there's this and the other thing But the the The accounts of what happened to these women at the hands of Danny Masterson Are fucking disgusting and disturbing as all get out like for like and I don't want to go into it you guys are more than welcome to feel free to look it up and
Speaker: and do your own research. I don't want to do it just because I don't respect for these women. They've already been through enough. And I know we're not that big. We're not that important, but you know, they've already been through enough. They don't need somebody else putting their business out there. And I don't want to do that. Plus, like I said, it's, it's, it's very disturbing. And as if the crime itself isn't already bad enough, what they went through, but check it out, look it up for yourselves. You know, do a little research, but
Speaker: But here's the crazy thing. Here's the thing.
Speaker: This is that double whammy and it's actually going to be kind of a triple whammy. So bear with me. Earlier this week or last week. Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher. Came out. And spoke on behalf of Danny Masterson.
Speaker: Y 'all could have learned a valuable lesson from Seth Rogan When What's his nuts Seth Rogan's good, buddy. Oh, what's his nuts? Okay. I remember his goddamn name off top my head When the accusations and the shit started flying Seth Rogan said sure I'm out bro. I'm out. You're on your own I'm out. I'm backing the bus up. I'm running you ever James Franco. That's his name James Franco
Speaker: Now, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher do the complete fucking opposite. And now they're catching backlash. And in my opinion, it's a justified backlash that they should be catching. Because as I said, these crimes were disgusting. They were incredibly heinous crimes.
Speaker: cannot come out and speak on a person's character and speak out for them without expecting some backlash. So, I mean, it says uh this article reads uh Mila Poonas and Ashton Kutcher said they are aware of the pain their character letters defending convicted
Speaker: stating that their intent was not to re -traumatize the victims or undermine the verdict. Kunis and Kutcher were among several actors from that 70s show who went to bat for Masterson before he was sentenced Thursday to 30 years to life in prison. Clearly, at the end of the day, the person you thought you knew was not who you thought they were.
Speaker: If it came out tomorrow that my best friend was a rapist I've known him my whole life There's no way in hell that I would write a letter Defending you know and defending him in any way shape or her in any way shape and or form Because
Speaker: They're not the person that I thought they were all these years at the end of the day There's an old saying When you get caught doing something It's probably not the first time you did it when you got caught It's just the first time you got caught doing what you were doing That might actually I might have just made that up on the spot that might not be an old saying that just might be a new click saying I don't know I might have Played with the words a little bit to make it my own
Speaker: But they went to bat form for sexually assaulting two women, smexually as must assaulting two women at his Hollywood Hills home two decades ago. They also went on to say we support the victims. We have done this historically through our work and will continue to do so in the future. Kunis 40 said in the Instagram video Saturday with her husband.
Speaker: In letters submitted to the court, Kunison Kutcher described Masterson as an outstanding older brother figure, a dedicated and loyal husband, and an excellent role model, a stark contrast to the predator who drugged and raped defenseless women that his victims labeled him as. They continue to say that throughout our time together, Danny was proven to be an amazing friend, confident,
Speaker: A confidant, and above all, an outstanding older brother figure to me, Kunis wrote in her letter. His caring nature and ability to offer guidance has been instrumental in my growth both personally and professionally. Kunis went on to say that Masterson's role as a husband and father to his daughter have been nothing short of extraordinary.
Speaker: In his letter, Kutcher recalls, a time when Masterson came to the defense of a woman being berated by her boyfriend and described how he helped raise money for first responders who became ill after September 11th terrorist attacks. Kutcher also added the accusations against Masterson, writing that he hoped his testament to his character is taken into consideration as a citizen.
Speaker: Jesus Christ, you're a bad ass. Kutcher said Saturday that he and Kunis wrote the letters after Masterson's family, asked them to characterize the person that they knew 25 for, that they knew for 25 years. So the judge could take that into full consideration relatively to their sentencing. So a lot of others were not written to question the legitimacy of the judicial system or the validity of the jury's ruling.
Speaker: They were intended for the judge to read Kutcher at it and not to undermine their testimony, blah, blah, blah. Again, I understand. But these allegations go back two decades to when you knew him, to what you wrote your letters about.
Speaker: People didn't think Ted Bundy was a serial killer, but he was. People didn't think Jeffrey Dahmer was telling people up and eating them in his apartment, but he was. People didn't think John Wayne Gacy had young men buried in his crawl space of his house. Why? Because he was a pillar of a community. He was the clown at your kid's birthday party.
Speaker: He was a business owner, he was respected, he was well known, but he had eyes in his crawlspace. It's called wearing a mask, putting on a show, putting on an act. At the end of the day, the truth is that Danny Masterson was found out. He was discovered as being a disgusting, gross individual.
Speaker: Create in committing some despicable despicable heinous crimes There is no defense for that There is no speaking on his character Because it was all It was all fake it was all make -believe To hide the monster And it's really nerve -wracking
Speaker: Cause here we go. I told you this was a trifecta. I thought I was giving you the double double down, but I'm giving you the trifecta. Do you know, do you know what Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis do outside of acting?
Speaker: I want to make sure I get this right.
Speaker: Ashton Cook Kutcher More than a decade ago More than a decade ago Ashton Kutcher created a company, a foundation called Thornet 10
Speaker: Do you know what Thorn at 10 does? They protect and save kids from sex trafficking. In an article for May of 2018, Ashton Kutcher has helped save
Speaker: More than 6 ,000 kids from sex trafficking with his organization with Demi Moore. Let's sink in. This man has spoken in front of Congress. This man has put millions of his own dollars into protecting our children, saving children.
Speaker: He's an incredibly smart individual. On TVs and movies, he's usually depicted as a dummy, but he's an incredibly smart individual. Beyond his roles in movies and television shows, Ashton Kutcher is a staunch advocate for children's rape. He co -founded Thorn, a company aimed at battling child abuse. His passion for the cause led him to testify before the Senate and Foreign Relations Committee in 2017.
Speaker: Reflecting his commitment defending our children's rights Yet In a roundabout way you defended your buddy Danny Masterson As he's being convicted of being a sexual predator
Speaker: I'm not saying I'm not saying goes against or anything like it's just a It's just a bit weird to me And I know you're not necessarily defending him but you're you're characterizing somebody who when these allegations came out As a person that you and your wife are calling somebody who was
Speaker: confident a confidant sorry a confidant a big brother type compassionate caring It's just a little weird Am I what do I know I'm nobody important I'm nobody special Maybe
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Speaker: We're seeing if Nikki had like cotton pad things out here, but there's cotton pad things like makeup removers. Yeah, I just need that. Oh, yeah. They're in the bathroom. She's in the bathroom. And you're so well. Hey, why do you have an F and. Whatever class that is, it's because of the contest.
Speaker: Get your stuff all turned in and done. That's like 10 dead patients show. I said, that's like 10 dead patients show. Oh my God.
Speaker: Again, I said, have kids. It'll be fun. They said kids are also, who doesn't like having kids? There's any services out there that would like to buy my kids. I'm kidding. Social media. Well, I'm not going to sell my kids. Well, I mean, if Barnum and Bailey made me an offer, then maybe, but I'm just.
Speaker: Fucking around I'm kidding. Anywho, I really don't know where we go from here. What do we do? What do we do from here? Where do we go? What are we talking about, man? We talked a lot of football touch some fantasy football a fucking to help pulled the e -brain Hello movie talking there. I fucking pulled the e -brake on you and went super dark and super serious With that with that with the trifecta the double whammy the devil's pitchfork if you will
Speaker: Let's have a little fun. Let's have a little fun. Let's, let's conversate. Ladies and gentlemen, if you're watching this live, go ahead and hit the chatters box. Don't be shy. Uh, I don't know how many of you guys are in here. How many of you guys are not in here, but if you're watching this live, go ahead and hit the chatters box. I got a question for you guys. And it's not pumpkin spice season. So I'm gonna need you basic pictures to calm down. It's spooky season.
Speaker: It's spooky season and we got we got another another at least We're just gonna we're just gonna call it seven weeks. We got seven weeks of spooky season and I want to do something on the show
Speaker: Spooky season and it's probably gonna be on Mondays because I do the show alone on Mondays and you know Let's be honest, you know, we'll talk football because it is football season, but I Want to do something for spooky season. What do you what do you what do you guys think? What do you guys into? What do you want to what do you want to do? podcast wise for spooky season, you know, I mean to dig up some
Speaker: Some some like we'd like we've done in the past some urban legends some Some haunted places and do some stories do some tales do some whatever You got local legends where you're from if you're listening to this And you want to you want to hear you want to hear me ramble on about it. Let me know Let me know check out their social medias. Like I said, hit us up Facebook Instagram X Twitter whatever you want to call it. Let me know
Speaker: so I can look it up research it up and and and and present it on the show and I want to and I want to open it up because it is spooky you know spooky season is all fun and games, but I've done that. I've done the urban legends. I've done the cryptids I've done haunted locations. I've done abandoned amusement parks on a dabble into some serial killers and
Speaker: You want to dabble into some true crime, some unsolved mysteries, like what are you guys in for? What are you guys thinking? Just a curiosity question. So if you're listening to the replay or you're for listening live and you want to chime in in the chatters box, if you're listening to the replay, hit us up on the socials, let me know. And that'll give me some filler on all filler, no content. Welcome to non -sensical nonsense.
Speaker: You just call me Budweiser. Why? I'm gonna fill your belly up and make you feel like shit. Anyways, let me know what you guys think. What do you guys want to do? I've been, I've been kind of going back and forth and debating on some things. And it's.
Speaker: The Drew champ is here, huh? Well, son, that's the champ right there. That's the champ right there. What's going on with you, brother? Oh my God, this thing is so heavy.
Speaker: stay. I mean, duh, I am the champ. So thinking about it, I'm going to need you to the ladder and get on my level. Petunia. Listen, listen, listen, listen, Linda. Listen, Linda, I'm going to need you to stay in your lane. You might be the champ of music.
Speaker: I'm the greatest podcast host of all time. All right. All right. Basically at the end of the day, you're like the Smackdown champion. I'm the raw champion. And together we're the tag team. And if you challenge me, well, I'm gonna have to pull a son Michaels and throw your ass through a window. It doesn't matter.
Speaker: Musically, it's all you all day, man. You are the musical champ of the world. Definitely the best bike. Yeah, I do what I can. I do what I can. I mean, not all heroes wear capes. I'm just saying some heroes wear branded championship belts. I'm just saying, this is my, actually, this is gonna be, I'm gonna,
Speaker: I'm gonna modify this belt because again, I got a shout out trophy trophy smack .com This belt wasn't up to par you can see it it's a little wonky looking it's fucking it's fucked up and They they sent me a brand new one. It's hanging on the wall. That one never leaves the wall I've got to get it protected properly this one. I'm gonna modify I Can't fucking wait, dude. I need I need I need videos. I need music. I want to you know so I can play the shit I
Speaker: We got, we got you loaded up in the chambers, man. We got fan favorites on the show. I mean, just, just, just, uh, for those of you guys who don't know, you see the comments coming through. That's my brother from another mother, my man, rock Lee EDM combat. Like, you know, two of the biggest fan favorites on the show is, is, is obviously this right here.
Speaker: Those are fan favorites right there man they stay loaded in the chamber
Speaker: I think I got some other ones in here somewhere. I got some of the goddamn songs and so much music and everything in here. Those are just heavily voted upon by the fans. Yeah, man, I'm looking forward to the new music, bro. I'm looking forward to some videos. I'm looking forward to being able to play and promote it and get you out there and get you back on the damn show. What the fuck?
Speaker: Remember did I already ask you Hey, would you be willing to fly the PA next October and be one of my groomsmen by chance? slash slash DJ Right there you guys go hit that fucking link in the chatters box hit that link in the chatters box I'm gonna be hitting it later
Speaker: Don't make me fuck around and make music videos. Just so I can play it on the damn shelf. This is gonna be a picture. This is gonna be a picture of me in the background. Why? Because I can. No, I am looking, I'm really looking forward to the new stuff. I'm looking forward to the album, dude. Everything you've sent me has been,
Speaker: Fucking sick for those of you guys who don't know like I said in the chatters box We got we got my man Rock Lee right now my brother from another mother fuck what you said fuck what you heard. That's my dude hell of a musician hell of an of an artist and We hear it nonsense of a nonsense cannot fucking wait for the full album to drop. Oh Yeah, I thought I did I couldn't remember I have a couple people I have to ask them
Speaker: Rocky's in, baby. She's not listening to me. But, no, I can't wait, dude. I really can't. I can't wait, you know, I can't wait to play the new music. I can't wait to have the videos, you know, even if it's, you know, you guys are probably like, who's Rockley? Well, if you listen to the show and you're listening to the replays,
Speaker: You know that intro? That intro that he made for us? That's his. That's him. It's all him. I didn't even like EDM. I didn't even like EDM music until I met this cat. Now I'm in. I'm actually getting ready to work a
Speaker: concert event in a couple weeks that once again it's all DJs and and bubbles and smoke and strobes and um but I'm looking forward to it I've always had fun working this this event
Speaker: Been good, man. I've been good, man. I'm getting interviewed from the chatters box. Here you go. Let me throw the questions up here. How you been, man? You look great. Do what I can't complain, man. I'm happy as hell. Life is good. I hear you all that, but I'm waiting for the other foot to drop. I'm waiting for that kick in the dick. But life is good, man. I'm happy. I got a good job. The kids are good.
Speaker: Got an amazing freaking woman by my side. We're currently planning the wedding. We're gonna get married by voodoo priest Elvis down in Louisiana, down in New Orleans, if you will. We're looking forward to that. It's not really gonna be a real voodoo priest Elvis, but how fucking cool would that be if it was a real, like if we could find a voodoo priest Elvis impersonator. How cool would that fucking be? That'd be fucking sick, y 'all.
Speaker: I'm just saying that shit would be fucking sick That'd be dope as fuck as the kids say or lit as fuck lit af. I think that's what the kids say these days But yeah, man, I can't complain I I have zero complaints zero complaints right now Bro I'm honored that you accepted for real like for real for real
Speaker: You know, I got a little bit low for you, man. Plus, that's how I got to be able to actually fucking meet you in person. They should invite you to my wedding and invite you to be a part of the wedding party. Well, then God damn it. But. No, how the hell have you been? How the hell have you been?
Speaker: Like, how's everything going? Now that you move back to your old stomping garage, you had the big move under your belt, you get everything set up. Obviously, you're still in the studio. You're working and doing that jazz. But, you know, I see you finally got to jump back into the TikTok pool. You know, you're finally swimming with all of us idiots again. I say that.
Speaker: Apparently active on TikTok, but you know, it is what it is. Should be more active, but especially with podcasts, but I still have time with everything else. Hell yeah. That's what's up. Like I said, I'm excited, man. I'm excited for it. I can't wait.
Speaker: I cannot wait a little, a little, a little. See, if you guys are watching the live here, you would, you would, uh, you would see what's going on. It's a little, uh, it's a little, uh, chatter's box interview action going on. You know what I'm saying? So if you listen into it on Spotify or Zincaster or one of the various other platforms that the podcast is.
Speaker: Is is is on and you're like what the hell why is click just talking to himself and his imaginary friend? Hop on youtube. Nonsense. Well nonsense podcast and and you'll see that i'm dropping the comments I'm putting them up there for you guys to see him Okay, wait If you need an actor for any of the videos hit me up, let me know You know, i'll clean up. Uh
Speaker: because some of your shit really fucking it. There's been a few songs that really, really fucking hit. Way too close to home. You know, the lyrics and stuff like that. Fucking metal. We love the devil here at not sensible nonsense. Hail Satan.
Speaker: Wait, what? As if I haven't already got the Christians up in an uproar as it is. Let's go ahead and add some fuel to the fire. Hello, Satan. This motherfucking glick. And you don't have to play my podcast backwards to hear me say that. I'm not legs up.
Speaker: I'd sell a little bit of a soul. I have left to be as far as famous if not more famous and rich As Joe Rogan just putting that out there for anybody's listen But you can fucking have it it's defective as fuck but I Dude I want I want to let me know
Speaker: A man said, let's do another interview. Let me know when you, when you are available, when you're ready. I know we're what, two hours ahead of you. We do the show Monday, Wednesdays and Saturdays, uh, seven PM now. So Mondays I do solo shows. It's a, it's a.
Speaker: nonsensical nonsense slash the glitch show because the guys convinced me to Start doing the glitch show again in podcast form Which is cool because it kind of allows me to to jump into Topics and conversations that I normally wouldn't on this show And it's in short form it's an hour hour and a half but I
Speaker: I've been doing Mondays solo for About a month now month month and a half now so the Monday night shows have kind of become the Glick show version and Surprisingly I've had enough content and conversation to fill up the three hours for the show so
Speaker: Yeah, dude. I mean, dude, you're welcome. Anytime, you know that bro. And he just, you just tell me when, you know, tell me when and how often you want to be here. Your door is always open for you, man. Love to come on the nonsense one nonsense podcast. Hell yeah. You know, a few times we've had you on here. It's been great. So no, that's what I said. I think, I think I'm willing to, um, I think, uh, this, this week.
Speaker: Let's surprise guests randomly. Like I said, you let me know and I won't say shit. You just let me know and I'll drop the invite to you and nobody has to know shit until you just pop up on the screen. I think this week I'm going to try to find me a subject for next Monday. Obviously I want to touch on football. I want to dance for football in the first hour or football or fantasy football. That's if I'm already not doing my Sunday.
Speaker: football show, which is in the works. And then from that point on, jump into whatever topic I get into. I don't know. I don't know. It's weird to try to fill three hours by yourself.
Speaker: But I've been rocking it out and I've gotten more comfortable with it. It's totally different. Three hours on a podcast is totally different than three hours on your periscopes or your TikTok lives or anything like that. It's a totally different world. You don't wanna spend too much time on a topic, but then it's football season week one. I could have easily spent three hours just talking about football tonight.
Speaker: There's so much that's going on where there's a game right now. What's going on? There's so much going on in football world injuries and this that the other thing and unexpected surprises and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I saw I'm trying to use that filler for everybody that are football fans on Sundays between that 4 o 'clock game And that 8 o 'clock game at 8 30 and you know, I mean give you guys a couple hour, you know when that Looking for that looking for that
Speaker: that filler between the afternoon, the afternoon game and the late game. Big announcement. I'll be recent. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Are we going to surprise? Are we going to do a surprise announcement or is that something that we want to promote the buildup to when you come on and we can cross cross promote?
Speaker: Did you feed your fish You what I Fed him this morning But I haven't fed him since we've been home I fed him all weekend
Speaker: But I haven't met him since we've been home today. He's probably starving. Fat ass, fucking giant ass, exclusively. So no like teasers, we can do like cross -promote big news coming, anything like that. I'm gonna know obviously.
Speaker: You just go show up on the show and bang, we're going to do, you're going to do an episode and we're going to drop the release date and everything like that. Maybe have some, some, some samples, some, some more seizures, some little tasters. I mean, I won't say anything other than just, um, huge news.
Speaker: Make sure you're tuned in. Make sure you're listening. Make sure you hanging out. Now they listen to this episode. They're going to know, you know, well, fuck it. You guys aren't going to know. No, you're not going to know until after the fact. So you fuckers should be watching and listening. Bottom line should be watching and listening. And if you're not watching or listening, then shame on you. Shame on you. Shame on you. Just know sometime in the near future.
Speaker: Sometime in the near future rock Lee is gonna be on here. He's gonna be announcing brand new album debut debut is debut album It's gonna be in the Rock Lee
Speaker: Right there. You heard the man. You heard the man right there. Well, you didn't hear him, but you've seen the man. If you're watching the replay, if you're not watching the replay and you're listening to it, it'll be exclusively on nonsense. I don't forgot the whole ass name of my show. Words are hard. It will be exclusively on nonsensical nonsense randomly. So you better be watching and listening. That's fucking huge, dude. You know how I do. Oh my God. I'm so fucking excited right now.
Speaker: And that's the bottom line because Stone Cold Glick said so. That was a terrible impersonation. I get it. I don't do impersonations. Don't judge me. Don't judge me. Don't buzz my balls. Right there. Right there. You're listening to the replay. You're watching the replay. You better keep your ears tuned. You better be in here every episode.
Speaker: I know you guys like him. I know you guys love his music. I know you guys love what he does. I've gotten the feedback from you guys. You know, we've got the request. Gather requests, more Rocky, more Rockley. We want more Rockley. I know you do. So do I. So do I. Well, we got a limited supply.
Speaker: Damn it. I'm working with what I got here, folks. Basically the same thing I tell my pianists. It's all I got. Don't judge me. It is what it is. Damn. I can't help it. Actually, I need a second or two. So speaking of racking.
Speaker: I'm actually really mad because I think Jeff dropped one of my one of my favorites. I'm not seeing it on here Let's go ahead and drop this fuzzy real quick and I'll be right back. Just a little just a little bit
Speaker: Now that I've betrayed everyone I've ever lost, I pushed them all in. And I have been a slave to the two that's in my mind. Is there something left for me to save in the wreckage of my life, my life?
Speaker: You woke in her since the sun
Speaker: By the darkness, I'm losing the light It's circled by demons I fight What have I become?
Speaker: Judy said, Joseph said my mind topic. I love that fucking song. First and foremost, I love that goddamn song. And my man made it better. All I got, all I got, I'm giving you all I got. I'm just saying, I'm sorry. I need a second. The downside of doing a show by yourself is sometimes you got to fry chicken and there's nobody else here to flounder. You just got to play random ass shit.
Speaker: And it took me a little bit longer because Jesus fucking Christ man. I brought this up a couple weeks ago The fuck is going on in this world today like seriously fucking eyeball it's just first and foremost My son was back here my son was telling me One of his friends, I don't know if it was baseball practice football practice whatever it was was canceled
Speaker: Because of a fucking shooting in the area now we live We live in what I like to call a Small big town
Speaker: where I live is always had, it's a combination of a small town and a big town or, you know, I don't know, maybe even a city, I guess you'd call it a city, not a big city, but small town city. You know, we've always had all the conveniences and everything of a city and it's continued to grow and it continues to get bigger and whatnot, but it also still keeps that small town feeling, that small town vibe.
Speaker: So Here over there shooting up by the wide man Where our kids are at our kids are there they're there practicing their football their baseball their swimming their skating their playing basketball You're shooting up that area over there
Speaker: And you're putting our kids at risk. You're putting our kids in danger and you're putting them in the harm's way. And, and, and, and, and I, and I go back to this all the time. I am constantly asked by, by, by, you know, anti -gun people or, you know, the, you know, people of the left or, or whatever you want to call it, whatever you want to call it, whatever, whatever the case may look, why do you carry click? Why do you have a gun?
Speaker: That's why. A couple of weeks ago, I talked about my, my fiance right outside of her, right outside of where she works at. Two kids were gunned down. Two fucking kids. 13 year old kids were gunned down by 13 year old kids. Night buddy. Love you. Did you feed your fish? Do I want to shoot a 13 year old kid? Hell no.
Speaker: But if I have to protect my loved ones and innocent people around me, yeah, I will. This is becoming a very scary world. It's becoming a very scary place to live in. And I'm asked quite a bit, quite regularly, why do you carry a gun Glick? Why do you have a gun Glick? Really? My family, my loved ones, the people I care about, if I'm around, they're not going to be victims.
Speaker: I'm not going to be a victim. I'm not going to be a stat that the local news reads off or CNN or Fox News reads off. My kids, if I have anything to do about it, are not going to be a stat or a number that the news reads off.
Speaker: Somebody else's child or somebody else's brother, sister, husband, wife, mom, dad is not gonna be a number or a statistic if I'm around. And there's a lot of other people who feel the same way I do. I don't wanna hurt anybody. I don't wanna shoot anybody. But if it comes down to me or you, or you and some other innocent bystander, man, woman or child, yeah.
Speaker: Sorry, this won't be I'm not saying not saying anybody is specific. I'm just saying engine. It's gonna be you over me It's gonna be you over my child my children. It's gonna be you over some other innocent bystander We all make choices in life whether they're good bad or indifferent and you wake up in the morning and That's the choice you make well
Speaker: The choice I make is to protect mine, protect myself, protect other people around me. And at that point in time, you don't fucking matter because I'll go back to the same goddamn thing. I said a while I've said it a million times. I'll say it a million more times. Wouldn't act like a wild animal. I'm gonna run around here unhinged. What do we do to wild animals? What do we do to dogs who bite kids or bite people? We put them down. You're a dog. You're biting people. You can't put down.
Speaker: Or you get put in a cage and that's where you live until it's time to put you down. It's fucking crazy, man. It's fucking crazy. And they hear it because it hits so close to home now. Two people were gunned down by the YMCA to that in my town, my area.
Speaker: You can be anti gun, you can be anti this, you can be anti that. Enjoy being a number, enjoy being a statistic because that's what you're going to be. And that's what's going to happen. And I don't mean to be heartless and I don't mean to sound like an asshole, but that's the end of the day. That's what it is.
Speaker: Alright, like I said, got my money. Fuck you, Jets. I'm good. What could be nonsensical nonsense, ladies and gentlemen? We're an emotional fucking roller coaster. And yes, I 100 % mean that before it gets questioned, before it gets called in,
Speaker: Anything if you before you before you you think you're slick or anything else you listen to this replay and go really good Yes, really comes down to minor my kids my fiance or myself Without hesitation without hesitation I'm at a park. I'm at a ball game and there's other kids around There's other people around Yes
Speaker: without hesitation, I will put you the fuck down. This is not the game of fuck around and find out that you want to play. I will absolutely put them down. I keep saying you and it sounds like I'm directing it. Fuck around and without hesitation. And that's truly how I feel. And that is how serious I am about it.
Speaker: So frustrating it really It really is fucking frustrating. It's angry and it's scary as fuck. I ain't gonna lie to you guys. It's scary as hell You know, you know how scary that is as as a parent and any of you parents out there that any any any place anytime like
Speaker: where my fiancee works is a high end area. You would think if I let my kids go there, they're gonna be safe. A high end, but you know, it's like, it's, I mean, it is high end, but it's one of those places where like, oh yeah, we'll drop you off and we'll come back and get you, you know, in a couple of hours, we're gonna go do shopping or whatever, but 12 weeks ago, 13, two 13 year old kids come down by
Speaker: Now I don't know if these were adults or kids or whatever whatever happened by the YMCA today but nonetheless Scary times we live in folks scale work Be a sheep Be a wolf I'm be a wolf
Speaker: all day, every day. I ain't your friend. I ain't a victim. And I'll do everything in my power to keep those around me safe. I ain't been a wolf. Let me hear it for you. I'm not even a wolf. I'm like a sheep dog. You know, sheep dogs, there.
Speaker: Their, their job is to protect the herd, protect, protect, you know, I almost said flock, but those are animals. Those are, those are, uh, those are like, like pets, protect the herd, like a sheep. No.
Speaker: Because for you people that are saying oh you shouldn't have a gun like I'm out there to protect you just the same Or anybody like me who carries guns or or or anybody like me who says they're not gonna be a victim They're not gonna be a number. They're not gonna be a stat We're there for you as well It's a fucked up world we live in ladies and gentlemen
Speaker: fucked up where we live. And it's getting more and more fucked up as every single day, every single day. It's getting more and more fucked up. That's a goddamn shame.
Speaker: Whitehead with another pick six any who any who we got a few more minutes left in there Sorry, it's kind of sick a turn for the look man. I don't pull to I don't hold the eggs on your asses twice Made to two hard right turns Into a dark space And I apologize but
Speaker: It is what it is. It happens. It's real time. It's a podcast, real time, real people. We don't sugarcoat shit. We don't bullshit. We just talk. We did, however, get some really good news on the show today. It's a victory Monday. It's a victory week. It's a victory week. We're not just celebrating on Monday. Us Cleveland Browns fans.
Speaker: We're celebrating on into Tuesday. We're celebrating on into Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. We're going into next Sunday. We're going into next Monday in Shisberg celebrating Victory Monday. It's an all week event. We're rolling in there. Chest puffed out. Banging our drum. Yeah. We're celebrating. We're happy. We're excited.
Speaker: Not only that, but exclusively, my man came into the show tonight. My man, Rock Lee, EDM combat. My man came in and said, just so y 'all motherfuckers know, you bitches better be listening. Keeping them ears perked up, keeping them eyeballs on non -sensical nonsense, exclusively here on non -sensical nonsense. I don't know when, yet we're announcing the release date.
Speaker: New album by Rock Lee. I'm looking forward to it. I can't fucking wait and I've been I've been waiting years for this shit Like you y 'all don't have no doubt. No idea. I know y 'all have heard Rocky on our show You've seen Rocky on our show you've heard his music But you you hear him every episode when we start to show that's him I've been waiting years for this fucking album y 'all years and
Speaker: And it's finally happening and you're gonna get that Exclusivity if you will you guys you guys the nonsensical nonsense audience? You guys are gonna be The first ones to know when that album drops But I can't tell you when cuz I don't know when that's up to rockin. What's up to Rocky to say? I'm gonna be on your show tonight. I'm like, okay. I
Speaker: And I got to keep my fucking mouth shut. I can't even can't even be excited and brag about it. I'm going to wait and tell me until like an hour before the show about them down. Any who. Appreciate you listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Hopefully you
Speaker: Enjoyed my little, uh, my little solo action, if you will. Uh, I was mildly prepared for tonight's show, but not a full on prepared, but, um, next Monday, uh, I promise you guys, well, actually, you know what? We won't be here next Monday. I take that back. I will not be here next Monday because I will be in Pittsburgh watching the, uh, the Browns and, uh, and Steelers play. So that gives me more time.
Speaker: In the meantime, if you guys are watching this, if you see this replay, if you've seen this, if there's something you'd like for me to talk about, let me say we're in spooky season. Let's do some spooky type shit. Let's do some creepy type shit. Let's do some weird fucking shit, y 'all. Let's do some haunted houses, some haunted
Speaker: places some Fucking Unsolved mysteries some true crime some something. Let's do some shit I'm gonna start working on a couple ideas if you guys drop some shit on me You know, I'll put your guys and stuff ahead of mine work on that stuff That'll give us some Monday stuff to do outside of the football conversation Plus I think it'll be fun because it's right in my goddamn. We're wheelhouse if you will in the meantime
Speaker: I know most of y 'all won't make it this far and that's okay, but let me go ahead and shout out some of our, our good friends in the podcasting world. Some of our, our, our podcasts and buddies, if you will, got a late night parents with Ted Hicks on Thursday nights on YouTube button. She had them out.
Speaker: We got Steve. What is what is the the Jarvis the the the the the Jarvis podcast? I think he's calling it now. My man, Steven Jarvis go ahead and check him out. He's just ran the pop up doing his thing doing movie reviews doing live gaming stuff. Uh you know, check him out.
Speaker: I'm not gonna say check them out after every episode just just just after every check them all out Listen, listen to the words coming out of my mouth and check them out Sundays here on YouTube Sunday night smoke One man smoke doing his thing check them out. I just said I wasn't gonna say it I said it and see what I did see what happens. I'm fucking retarded Joe Mr. B with the flip side
Speaker: on YouTube Wednesdays, I think it's usually Wednesdays, 4 PM is the one and only fireman rich Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays way too fucking early in the morning for me, but maybe not for you with, uh, with this morning, with his good morning and coffee.
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Speaker: Memories are just where you laid them Drag the waters till the depths give up then, then What did you expect to find? Was it something you left behind? Don't you remember Anything I said when I said Don't find
Speaker: And leave me to myself, don't fall away And leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again And leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands Love lies bleeding in my hands
Speaker: I'm home and now I feel contagious Am I the only place that you left to go? She cries and life is like Some moving black and white Dead actors break and lies Over and over and over again She cries, don't fall
Speaker: And leave me to myself, don't fall away And leave life bleeding in my hands, in my hands again And leave life bleeding in my hands, in my hands Love life bleeding
Speaker: And I watched as you turned away You never even tried
Speaker: And don't fall away and bring me to myself Don't fall away
Speaker: And my hands, and my hands again And leave love bleeding And my hands, and my hands again And leave love bleeding And my hands, and my hands again And leave love bleeding
Speaker: It was just eight months ago. Sorry. I'm watching football. My bad. I'm watching football. I forgot I was doing a podcast. Anywho. I appreciate you guys listening. Thanks for that. I will see you Wednesday night with a brand new episode until then. Check out the social medias. With that being said,
Speaker: Be good, or be good at it. And always remember, find yourself at the crossroads and you're in doubt and you really don't know what to do. You only have one thing to ask yourself. W -W -A -N -D. What would nonsensical nonsense do?
Speaker: Probably not a good decision, but it's going to be one hell of a fucking party. I promise you got that. Whatever you said. Goodbye motherfuckers. Fire that up right there. Hit the butt.
