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Speaker: What's goin' on everybody? Welcome to Nonsense Go Nonsense. By guess, you know who I am.
Speaker: Let's go ahead and get this started, right? Ladies and gentlemen, there's the official start. Hanging out. Apparently, Solo commanding the ship all by my loathsome. It's all good though. What's going on? I want to see if you're wondering what's going on. Shatter's box. Hopefully, you guys had a great weekend. Got out and maybe got to enjoy some of the nice weather in your area if you were fortunate enough to have nice weather.
Speaker: and you weren't in those areas that were getting absolutely destroyed and crushed by, um, hockey and tornadoes and wind and rain and snow. I mean, it was like into the world type bullshit. You know, you've been like,
Speaker: here, it was relatively nice. You know, we had some high winds, but it was warmerish weather, but just right next door to us and PA, certain parts were getting snowed on. Below us, they were getting tornadoes and shit. So it was, it was a wild weekend, but hopefully you guys enjoyed yourselves. I was, uh, I stayed pretty busy working overtime, if you will, in the, uh, the old podcasting world. If you would like to say that go that route.
Speaker: We did the show Saturday night, did an extra long show, then Sunday afternoon, teamed up with my guys, Tony and Rich, Fireman Rich. Some of you guys may know who Fireman Rich is. Did our football sports, football slash sports show that I chime in on with Tony and them. Tony hosts that. And then again, later on last night, you got to see all three of the normal idiots from Nonsense School Nonsense. Hey, what's going on Amanda?
Speaker: joined forces with smoke. So Sunday night smoke. Um, I did dip out on that one a little bit early just because I was hungry. My lady was home. I wanted to go spend some time with her. She'd been at work all day, but the guys, they, they had fun with it last night. So yeah, we were.
Speaker: We were all over the place and Tony's always doing something. He's always live somewhere in some facet or some form. So it was an eventful weekend for us. And you would think that I would be all talked out. That's what you get for thinking. Believe it or not, I still somehow managed to come in and be willing to talk some more. Maybe it's just because I enjoy the sound of my own voice. Hell, I don't know.
Speaker: Who knows? You know what I mean? But anywho, anywho, baseball season is in full swing. Yes, I said that and I did not mean it to be punny. I'm just saying it is. Gotta represent my Reds. They're off to a nice start now granted. It's only three games of 289 games or however many they play, but still.
Speaker: representing all of Ohio based on. We even got our Cleveland Guardians beer. But now, like I said, fun time this weekend, fun, fun time getting around and being on other shows and hanging out and networking. You know, because at the end of the day, it's the name of the game. You know, you want to make friends that are and have people that
Speaker: don't mind having you on their shows, guests, and it gets you more exposure. We have people that we invite up in here all the time with us. Sometimes they come up, sometimes they don't. But we got that open door, so they come up here and always give everybody a chance to kind of shout out their thing and what they're doing and all that fun jazz.
Speaker: Yeah, you ain't wrong, Amanda. And I've done this show with no voice. I've done this show a few times with no voice when I've been sick as hell and barely have a voice and sound like Kermit the Frog on Adderall or some shit all slowed down, but hey. What are you gonna do?
Speaker: The show must go on, ladies and gentlemen. The show must go on. Unlike my co -host, there are no days. Well, I say there's no days off, but every once in a while, I'll take a Saturday off or whatever, but unlike my co -host, you guys are stuck with me like 99 % of the time. But yeah, I don't really, uh,
Speaker: I didn't know that I was going to be alone, so I wasn't 100 % prepared. I just knew that I was hoping to come in and kind of talk a little bit. Oh, we're going to have technical difficulties. Talk about this one. I'll tell you guys, if you're not already, go ahead and check out Tony's channel on YouTube. Oh, what is Tony's YouTube name?
Speaker: I don't. It says Tony D. So, go look up Tony D.
Speaker: And you guys could get your sports conversations on Sundays. And if you're into music and you enjoy music, Tony does some, some pretty good music broadcast. Uh, you know, it's, it's, it's, uh, it's genre specific. It is old school ish sometimes, but it's rap RMB stuff. It's about all, you know, but it's good.
Speaker: that if you want to get dive into the more political world and a little bit more serious conversation type, you can always check out Sunday Night Smoke podcast on YouTube. Go show him some love. They get into a little bit more serious conversations that usually steer in one direction.
Speaker: But as always, thanks those guys for letting us come apart. Even Jeff rolled up last night on Sunday Night Smoke. To say Jeff walked into a buzzsaw might be the understatement of the year. Because as we all know, Jeff is very opinionated.
Speaker: and Jeff don't have a filter and on some shows with a with with with some people or you know that you're outside of your environment Jeff's opinions not always well so he had to really dial it back a little bit
Speaker: which he did a little bit. He got, he got under his footing or he got his feet underneath of him and he did all right. But boy, when he first came in, they were, he was digging a hole. That is for damn sure. And I tried to warn him.
Speaker: Well, King of Sanity, sounds like you and your grandmother are way too close in your relationship. You wouldn't by any chance be from Alabama or any of those Southern regions, would you?
Speaker: Alright, so sorry about that. Do this, do that. Now here we go. Try and do that. Go ahead and share that out. Just don't start scraping around it. Why would I start screaming my own name? I mean, I am that damn good. I'm just saying I am that damn good. I don't mean to brag, but. I'm not the bragging type or anything like that.
Speaker: I mean, I am the champ. I'm not the champ on my internet tonight. That's for sure. Nope. I have no lane mascot host. They're fired because I'm going to go get me a penguin.
Speaker: I'm gonna go get a penguin and a Billy go to do the show with. At this point in time. But speaking of sports. Oh, you know what? That might be part of the problem. Speaking of sports, shout out to LSU. I mean, it's not a real sport, but women's NCAA basketball. They did win the championship.
Speaker: not even a real sport though. I'm no flying. We don't know. Women can't play sports. Let's see if this one but I'll come right back. There we go. but not without controversy because one girl on LSU
Speaker: Oh, everybody's got their panties all up in an uproar about it. I don't know. I don't care. It's sports. Everybody talks trash in sports. What's going on in Singapore? You know, everybody talks trash in sports, but. I think what they were saying is it was kind of provoked and it was in poor taste, especially since the girl that she was talking trash to, even though Iowa lost, that girl still outplayed her and was. And is like a million times better than her.
Speaker: Um, controversy is on the way. Why is controversy on the way? What's going on now? Um, so I think it was just kind of in poor taste, but at the end of the day, who cares? You know, I played sports. Um, and we always talk trash, but we talk trash to the teams that didn't even matter to us just because we happen to play them one time. Um, you know, I still talk trash to this day just because I can.
Speaker: I'm a gamer, you know, give me hell about, you know, some people give me health about being almost 42 years old and still playing video games. I don't, doesn't consume my life. I might play an hour or two, a couple of times a night or a couple of times a week, a night, a week. But, shit, has anybody ever seen a Call of Duty or heard a Call of Duty lobby? Or Call of Duty game chat?
Speaker: You learn all kinds of things about yourself in five minutes on call of duty. Um, you know, uh, all the shit talking going on there, but, uh, of course there is a sub that there, there is a group of people that want to turn it into a racial thing, which I think is just stupid. Um, but you know, it is what it is. It's the world we live in, unfortunately, but, um, but that shout out to LSU. Congratulations.
Speaker: for a winning championship in a non -existent sport. I am getting, got a Thursday night, which I might be able to sit down and watch that. I'm going to watch Michigan men's hockey in the frozen forward.
Speaker: The NCAA hockey tournament got down to number four. They're hanging out in Tampa. Enjoying their week, hopefully getting some sun and beach time in, because. It's still cold in Michigan, I think right now, so. But so I'll be rooting on my guys in hockey. Didn't get to root them on in basketball this year. They were in the NIT. And I think they were out in the second round, third round.
Speaker: but we'll enjoy hockey where there's never any controversy and everybody just plays the game and shuts the fuck up. Just a second. Tony D says controversy is on the way. I can only imagine what that means.
Speaker: serious conversation going on back or in the living room back behind me the girls in their reality tv i don't know how people do it man i really don't know how you all watch these reality television shows these like dating shows and stuff like that where somebody meets somebody and they're like
Speaker: I know I've only known you for five minutes, but I'm so in love with you. And I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Five minutes later in the show, I hate you. You broke my heart. I was going to give you everything. Really? Are you sure? I can't do it. But I get into it. My girlfriend and my oldest daughter, they
Speaker: They get fully invested in those shows. I don't know what the hell they're watching though. They get fully invested. And controversy's here. That's who I am. Amanda, how you doing? Can you say anything? Not like we started six or anything. It's not my law, I'm sorry. What controversy is on its way there, Mr. Tony? I don't know. It's just my middle name.
Speaker: Your middle name is vague. There's nothing controversial about you. Some sub -sex of groups you hang out with are controversial. I've been told that a lot of community. There's a lot. I've been told that a lot. Oh, shit. Well, it's good to see Jeff still alive after last night.
Speaker: Last night was great. After he walked right into it, Jeff came with it though. Oh yeah, I know. But in the beginning, I'm like, dude, shut up. Oh, here he goes. When he first got there. But the conversation was good.
Speaker: I just, I just dipped out a little early cause Nicky got home and I was hungry and we had ordered pizza and shit. Just the five we saw. Just if I wasn't. I'm gonna take a nap. First of all, nah. I need to go to bed early tonight. So I can get up early. So let me take a nap first, then I'll call.
Speaker: Oh no, I've done decided I'm just going to I will do the shows a bundle even if I have to do it on my own. Just if I have a heads up and I don't want to be alone, I'll prepare stuff a little bit better. You know, as opposed to just coming in. Blindsided. That's fine, because I know. A lot of Mondays.
Speaker: I don't have a problem in the other days. No, I had, I had it actually at one point started preparing shit and just having it on the back burner. That's how I wound up with, um, so many other stories that I've had different things. Cause they just, they just sit on the back burner. I have them to go when need be. Um,
Speaker: But today I was busy with other stuff. And football free agencies back to blowing me up every 30 seconds. Wrestling is wearing out the news right now.
Speaker: I have not seen anything really other than the Rey Mysterio and Dominik outcome. Well, not the results. I know you want to say that. Yeah. And who decided WWE? How much money this is about to make. Dude's already like a fucking multi -billionaire as it is. No, he's not a multi -billionaire.
Speaker: WWE is about to be purchased. Really? In the words of Spartacus, the heavy coin. Yeah. Man, I can't leave. You haven't talked about your boy landing in New York up there early. So according to
Speaker: This business man has a net worth of $2 .9 billion. Which let's be honest, it should be a whole lot more than that. So he's close to $3 billion. Okay, good. Last night was a very huge marketing day for WWE. And we talked about it on Tish. What? Who touched that in New York? My boy. What Aaron Rodgers? Uh -uh.
Speaker: DJ Trump. Okay. I thought he was, uh, tomorrow's supposed to be the days for the term. Yeah. I'm a, I'm a be 100%. I'm not really following the situation all that much because all it is is just another grab from the, from, from, from the left.
Speaker: Once again, making accusations and everything else. And I think that's again why, I tried to say last night, but it went a whole other direction. Jesus Christ. But I think that's why he's just like, yeah, I'll turn myself in. When do you want me there? I'll be there.
Speaker: Because, I mean, at this point, if this is what you're going after me for was a situation that happened, what, 30 years ago? Nah, maybe 20. What's that? Maybe 10 to 20. And a situation in all honesty that, hey, there have been a lot of rich guys in history who have had affairs. Yeah. And paid women off.
Speaker: How many got caught? Well, apparently all of them had we not, otherwise we wouldn't know that this happened a lot in history. But I think what's, you know, and I think what a lot of people are not paying attention to or really acknowledging the fact that if there was an NDA, she took the money and then she still went out and started yapping her gums because she wanted more money and she was told no.
Speaker: then she's in a breach of contract. She broke the law. Yeah, but the country was a sign bubble party.
Speaker: We spoke about last night. Yeah, I know Jeff spoke on that a little bit too. And then that was something else I tried to hell of a point by Jeff, by the way. Hell of a point. Yeah. And while that was something that I was trying to get in there too, is that, you know, exactly what Jeff said a lot of times when you're, when you're a business person and you have multiple businesses and shit like that. And depending upon when you're doing business deals and not every business deal is shady and has an NDA. No, they are not. A lot of them are just pre -made. Agreed.
Speaker: And whether it be officially signed by him or signed by what? Lawyer. Excuse me. Somebody who has. I'm just waking up. I'm sorry. This is my wake up dance. Dance break. There you go. Or a
Speaker: A second, a second party or a power to be or somebody that is has power jurisdiction to sign those things either way. Um, you took the deal, you backtracked on the deal. Well, you, you, uh, reneged on the deal and awful.
Speaker: And then like I said, this is really what they're, these are the straws that they're grasping at was the fact that he paid off a woman with what's going on.
Speaker: Really? That just goes to show that the left has absolutely nothing left in the tank to go after it. Oh, man. I won't even say that because they've been trying to get anything they can on him. Meanwhile, they're still hiding computers and emails and shredding papers. Oh, my God. They're sending like Russia escapades didn't happen with a certain president's son and videos and pictures and everything. Just stop.
Speaker: Just a breach of contract in civil defense. She may. Nah, she can't be. We talked about it here. It's a good thing she's not in bed with the Clintons because she would have already killed herself. I wonder if you could pick up her with a Republican. You know how to talk this up in any situation regardless and blame everybody in this. Give me a break. Golfball, I did a show damn yesterday, damn it. You had an invite.
Speaker: You said you were going to be there. Look how many people have committed suicide that has had dealing with the Clintons. John Rivers. That wasn't the Clintons. Apparently there was a penal issue. Apparently she liked it. No, she didn't say she liked it. She just said she did it.
Speaker: But I mean, let's be honest, that's probably like throwing a hot dog down the hallway anyways with her. I'm just saying, Jesus. You're just scared. You shook. You won't come up on camera. No, it was a family day. You don't want to be embarrassed.
Speaker: made to look like a fool. Oh man. Proven that your one time championship was a fluke and you know nothing about football. Breaking news. Yesterday's broadcast we did. I got the most views on Twitter so far. You're welcome. I don't know if it was you or Rich. It was me. Let's be honest. No, it's not you. Let's be honest.
Speaker: I'm the face of this business. I've been broadcast with you for a long time. It's not you. I'm the face and the voice of this business. Let's be honest. I always forget to look at our Twitch stream. I have no idea how many people watch the Twitch stream. So far it's group five, but I have it everywhere. So just on Twitch alone, we had good numbers. Yeah. Well, it's on Twitch and YouTube. And then I share it out.
Speaker: the link onto social media. That way all people gotta do is just click on that YouTube link and then they can pop right in. Well, yeah. And okay, you got this on my, yeah, we're gonna do that a lot too. Look at the numbers up, man. That's gonna be my mission, fuck it. You can ride my coattails, I'll get your numbers up. No, no, no, no. It's tough being the great one. Yeah, we need first.
Speaker: being this damn good all the time. It's tough being this good all the damn time, but you know, somebody's gotta do it. You really, you really do exhaustion. It's the cross that I have chosen to bear. Not all heroes wear caped stony deep. Oh God. Somewhere beards, glorious beards. The scary part is the less people show up the greater you look. That's the terrifying part. The less people show up, the more you look correct. That's pathetic.
Speaker: My skills are superior. My style is unique. I'm unbeatable, my boy. My style is impregnable. I won't be denied next year. Tony cheated me this year. I'm coming for vengeance. You will be denied next year. I'm breaking everybody's shit next year. I'm drafting Brett Favre, Jerry Rice, Barry Sanders, Bo Jackson.
Speaker: Ocho Cinco. I know I got a ridiculous spot in the drafts. Chris Carter. Smith's going to be like, damn, the Boston Celtics. He's going to have so many pictures of the difference. I'm going to have that 90s Green Bay defense. I need that 97 Cisco offense.
Speaker: shit, any San Francisco offense in the last 20 years, wouldn't be bad. They were healthy. Pretty much things we do. That's what killed up the last few years, man. Last what? Four or five years. They can't stay healthy in San Francisco. It's kicking their asses. Yeah, it is supposed to be tomorrow.
Speaker: I thought my chiropractor appointment was for damn Wednesday. It's for damn tomorrow. Why about to be all fucked up? Chiropractic and old man. Oh, I'm here. Let me be clear. I am here. I am here. There. Nice. Go ahead and let them numbers raise. I like it. I like it.
Speaker: I'm trying not to get old, but it is what it is, I guess. Yeah, you can hang that shit up. I promise you it was coming. That shit is coming back into. You see that new commercial for Blue Beetle? No, there's a new one out? Yeah. With like an extra release date and everything? The movie's coming out August 18th, yes. Yeah, I know. I've been talking about it for a minute. I can't wait to see it.
Speaker: Can't make that shit up. Well, I mean, well, look at last season. Look at all the injuries they had last season. I mean, they were missing like half their damn offensive starters at one point. Right. Not last season, but the season before in San Francisco. It's ridiculous. I'm waiting for that Blue Beetle movie to come out. August 18th. The trailer on YouTube will play it. I've been seeing a trailer and I don't know if it's real or not.
Speaker: for Back to the Future 4, all over TikTok. And if it's real, it looks awesome. What, Blue Beetle? Yeah. The media will acknowledge the recession. I know other countries are talking about it. I just saw a video on TikTok about it today. Why would they acknowledge a recession when they're too busy trying to separate black versus white and make everything a black versus white thing still?
Speaker: They're doing it with the women's NCAA championship basketball championship game. You really want to do this. I'm just saying, I'm just saying they're not going to talk about the recession because they're still too busy trying to divide people. I talked about it at the beginning of the show.
Speaker: I think it's stupid, she was talking shit, whether or not it was warranted or unnecessary because, I mean, let's be honest, at the end of the day, in that game, the girl that she was talking shit to outplayed her, outscored her and had a way better season than her. Well, who had a problem with it, the player or the people who saw it?
Speaker: apparently everybody in the media and on Facebook and everything else. And then they're making shit up like, you know, blah, blah, blah. If it was this way, then nobody would care. And if it was that way, it was like, well, you are the ones who are making a problem out of it. The ones who are saying that if it was this way, it wouldn't be a problem. You're the one making an issue out of it. So a lot of people in the sports world is like, it's sports. That's what athletes do. They talk shit. I was an athlete. You know, I know we talk shit. I talk shit now.
Speaker: I should have said, get on call of duty, spend five minutes in a lobby and call a duty. And you're going to learn all kinds of new shit about yourself that you didn't know because everybody talking shit. She didn't get one upped. They just lost to LSU because what Caitlin did was a week prior to a team that they beat. And the girl that was talking trash, Caitlin still outplayed her and was a better all around basketball player all year round.
Speaker: Mm hmm. And it was a return reaction to everybody. Oh, it wasn't a return reaction because it was there was nothing that was what Caitlin did was a week prior had nothing to do with this girl from LSU. But then this girl from LSU made it her personal mission just to talk all kinds of shit to her. Right. Just a lot. I would just fell short.
Speaker: And let me be a little bit more respectful here. What was that girl's name? OG classic motherfucker, Jones. What's good, bro? What's going on, OG? How is it a return reaction though, Golf Hawk? Caitlin didn't do it to her or LSU. The other one did it back. The other black chick did it. That's what's so obvious. They didn't like that the black chick did it. That's all it was. They didn't like that shit. What was her name? Oh, Angel Reese. I wanted to make sure I had her name right.
Speaker: I don't even know the names. Uh, why I just, I just had to look it up. Caitlin Clark did it a week prior after they, after Iowa beat, uh, SC. Um, yeah, I would number two beat number one, South Carolina and Caitlin did the, you can't see me thing. Right. And then a week later.
Speaker: at the end of the day, like I said, it's just talking shit in sports, whether it was unwarranted or not, she was just talking shit. But the girl that you're talking shit to outplayed you in the game and outplayed you all year round. So sit down and shut the fuck up. You got lucky you won a championship. One did the Tony Yayo and the other one did the John Cena. Everybody liked John Cena, but he didn't like the Tony Yayo.
Speaker: Angel did it and then she was talking all kinds of goofy shit as well.
Speaker: This was both the John Cena thing. I don't know. This is John Cena. Class, would you agree? One did the Tony AO, the other one did the John Cena. They liked the John Cena. They didn't like the Tony AO. I put the G &G unit. Baby, I got game. Instead of going to the ring and be like, that's it. Shit. Yeah. Give me the damn team.
Speaker: sure this was adopted then sent on me. The way that she moves big move on it. Oh, fuck out of here with that boo. Yeah, it's just dumb to me in my personal opinion. It wasn't, it wasn't, you know. Oh my God, I don't groggy as hell, shit.
Speaker: you might be the only person on the planet that sounds like watch that show because as I also said women's sports, they're not even real. They're just a figment of your imagination. Like you're a Christian and you believe in the clouds that it wasn't not. It was a lucky they had down by 17 to spend it. I'm seeing it came in their genius. Oh no, LSU whoop their ass. So then we start to phrase of who's on first classic.
Speaker: Who's on first? What's on second? I don't know who's on third, kid. Who's more popular? G -Unit or John Cena? G -Unit. Really? 50 game. Yeah, yo. Lloyd Banks. The only one that... You would say that G -Unit is more... I will pull controversy over marketing. By controversy, you can't tell me G -Unit is not more popular.
Speaker: What controversy does John Cena have? None, that's my point. Yeah. Now over the past 20 years, I'm gonna still stick with it because G unit has a main prevalent between music. You won't get him. Oh, gee, I was thinking like Vanilla Ice. I was thinking Marky Mark. Yeah, like Vanilla Ice meets Marky Mark when he was. I'm thinking Marky Mark straight up.
Speaker: G's gonna give a G unit credit. I'm not gonna front. We talked about Johnson the other day. I think we got to put him down at the hardest working man WWE cuz he's still wrestling and making movies. Go fuck. I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't even know who that is. And there's probably high school girls out there that could beat me in basketball.
Speaker: Johnson just he dead dudes wrestling and still making movies. He has surpassed all of the previous WWE entertainers except for the rock. He's gonna catch the rock real soon. Well, yeah, he's gonna absolutely. I think he had a longer run in the WWE than the rock. He was the face forever.
Speaker: But yeah, I mean, when he first came out acting, a couple of his movies were, yeah, but The Rock was the same way. He had a couple movies. I mean, he was just a wrestler, yeah, but I think I give him the WWE more than I give him the G unit move, because every wrestler has always said about him, that motherfucker will work. And the big show was the one that did an interview. He said John Cena just does it.
Speaker: Yeah, and there were some wrestlers that came out and said that John Cena buried everybody, but then a whole slew of wrestlers come out and go, we're like, are you serious? Came to his defense and was like, you want to talk about somebody burying somebody? Let's talk about the rock. John Cena put more people over. And I think in WrestleMania this past weekend, he put Austin theory over. Well, he's bringing people, he's looking out and making it. I mean,
Speaker: We'll give him Peacemaker, Sega Suicide Squad. He's got Fast and Furious. I think he did what? The Marine movies, he did a couple of them? He did like the first movie. He did. And this the other thing, realize that a lot of the movies him and The Rock are doing, they're WWE productions. Let's go back to what you said. He might be a little bit higher than G -Unit as far as the
Speaker: popularity and success, just put that out there. I mean, outside of 50 cent. I mean, have you heard anything? Really? Game stays in the press. Yeah, but would you really put the game in the G unit? Yes, because he came out through G unit, yes. Yeah, he got paid and then dipped out and started talking shit. Well, he was talking shit even when he was there. Yeah, he got paid, got money, got recognition and then dipped.
Speaker: Yeah, he's way bad. See, I would say 50 cent, you know, he's still pretty real. Yeah, game is way game and game is really in his own world. I don't think people give him enough credit as a rapper. I've heard some of his CDs since he left G unit. I like I like the game. I'm not going to lie. I like this is a beast. I like the great CDs bigger that John Cena rap gimmick.
Speaker: was actually a punishment and he was on his way out of WWE. There was one of those A &E biographies that they were talking about that that was actually a punishment because he came in hot with that. He was just John Cena with that ruthless, ruthless aggression shit.
Speaker: And then he kind of stepped on some toes so that chain gang, you can't see me rap thing, gimmick was supposed to be a huge flop and a failure. And John was like, John's like, no, I'm gonna make it work. I'm gonna run with it. And he took wrestling by storm with it. And it once been seen, it was a money maker. Vince was like, all right, we got a solid start. Well, you know what was crazy about it? And this is the advantage of what John Cena did.
Speaker: We thought it was trash. You guess who didn't? The kids. Oh, the kids ain't it up. The kids need it up. So he made himself the future. I agree. Yeah. All you were saying game is G .U. not. Game is G .U. that you crazy. He became a rapper. Rapper European G .U.
Speaker: But I mean, to me, he was just a Marky Mark. I saw more of a Marky Mark than a G. Yeah, he definitely a Marky Mark type persona character. I mean, it was cool for what it was. It was fun to see somebody kind of come out there and be able to trash talk the biggest names in the game at the time and do it like, I mean, I was afraid of him. I will get adjusted to this credit. He never went heel.
Speaker: I give him credit for that. Yeah, there really never was a John Cena. He never went heel. He last on the junior way. Yeah, but he was good in the ring, great moves. I don't even remember him ever really being injured. Not too many injuries, but he'll go down in history as one of the absolute best on the mic. Nah. Oh. On the mic. I said one of the absolute best on the mic.
Speaker: I mean, he's buried a rock on qualifications. I know Marky Mark wasn't relevant, but the look was similar. The look was similar because he looked like how Marky Mark used to look.
Speaker: Hey, you better be quiet. Watch how you talk about Marky Mark, OG. You know he's right up there with snow for Tony Diaz, one of his favorite. Oh, hell no. Snow was truly a one -week wonder. Marky Mark made it to their Hollywood and is killing. Tony still be rocking snow CDs. I will never ride that shit. I know about it. You see him driving down the road in full moon. That's your boy, Tony.
Speaker: Mm hmm. And Tony Yale trying to bring G unit back together without 50. Getting tired of eating Raymond Noodles. Well, nah, Yale's fine. Big A classic. You see Yum Yale's interview on Vlad TV? That man's a beast. On what TV? On Vlad TV on YouTube. He's got some reviews.
Speaker: That I love, I think it was the first one he did that was last year. It was the first one he ever did with Vlad TV. I loved the interview. That is a lawyer respect. That motherfucker is y 'all. Fuck. God damn it. Classic. This motherfucker going to help you. He going to help you out. Look at this shit. Oh, Jesus, my boy. We might replace you as a tag team champion, Tony.
Speaker: I gotta, I gotta hold the tag team of me and Brian Dolly at the Miz's home now, Eminem.
Speaker: We can't play the song anymore. YouTube yells at us too much. Yo, J .O. on Vlad's, I gotta push this shit. When J .O. first did a Vlad TV interview ever, y 'all need to watch that whole hour and a half. That had to have been one of the realest interviews from a motherfucker I have ever seen in my motherfucker life. Big ups to that motherfucker. I mean that from the bottom of my heart. That shit made me, that shit made me want to make sure he don't never go back to jail. Nice. That shit was more or less hell dog.
Speaker: I did a soulmate thing on. He's been some of the realest shit ever. And it landed on, we were only 69 % soulmates, but I didn't feel it was appropriate to post that, even though you would have giggled him. Yeah, he should have posted that. Hey ladies. Hello. Are you dance partying with Oney? See what people do when you got family in the background. Just be respectful, pause.
Speaker: Family first, on like half of the businesses out here, half of the crews out here, and half of this organization family first. And we shall continue. Yeah, yo the motherfucker man. Even though his first CD wasn't all that to me. I like two songs on there. Maybe three. Well, you know what? It's not even so much that he knows his position.
Speaker: I like what he said about being there for people. Yeah, he took the blows. He was ready to face everybody and shut everybody the fuck up. You ain't gonna tell anybody you can't talk what you talk. Powerful ass interview.
Speaker: I'm trying to look it up. I was going to look it up and save it so I could DJ Vlad. Yes, Vlad TV is now there's more than one is more than one interview with him, but I think the very first one he did last year. This one came out. Yeah, May 29th of 2022. I think that might be it and it's going to be he goes saying he's going to say in the interest the first time we've ever had to talk, but they've known each other.
Speaker: It was fucking, it hit me in the heart. That might be it, yeah. That might be it. I'm going to save it. I'm going to check it out. I'm going to tell you who gave him his worst interview though. And it's funny, I hate to say it like that, but it's the truth. You know who gave him his worst interviews? Mac 10. Mac 10 don't say shit.
Speaker: You will see another loyal motherfucker. Mac 10 ain't sayin' shit. What do you know about this? What'd you hear? Mac 10 ain't sayin' a damn thing. It's funny as hell. I hate it. It's ass whooped in LA Fitness either. Nah, it's not even that, but Mac 10, what he's not gonna do is tell you anything that he ain't supposed to. He's not gonna throw himself out there. And whatever you say, I mean...
Speaker: If it's a lie, that's it. But if it ain't a lie, all right. Yo, hey, Closet, listen. Nope. Well, you know, make sure they say shit. Look, you ought to watch it. It's so fucking funny. I'm going to start following that channel. Trade Eagle hard. Trade Eagle hard. What's your boy name that be telling everything? The Crip. What's his name? Oh, my god.
Speaker: Not B .G. Knockout, the other dude. Classic, you know who the fuck I'm talkin' about. Trey D. B. would keep it up, but Mac 10, Mac 10 ain't sayin' a damn thing. That's the word, dude, you talk to me, yeah. But I ain't sayin' shit. I ain't sayin', man, listen, I ain't sayin', hey yo, Jim, Jim, you might take notes from Mac 10. You can say what you want, bro, get what you want, plug what you want. But Mac 10, yeah, it was on. Dammit, what's his name?
Speaker: Yes, I believe it's a quip because he tell you everything about the sugar night shit. He talk about the easy shit. He talk about the two -part shit. He tell you all that shit, but he... Damn, what's his name? Fuck. I mean, there's people like that. I mean, look at all these guys back in the day that, you know, they were in the mob and in the mafia and shit. Now these motherfuckers are telling everything.
Speaker: No, this dude, he be telling all that West Coast shit. All of it. All of it, all of it. Damn, what is this fucking name? It's not B .G. Knockout. What's the other dude's name? Good, what's his name? Cussed out B .G. Knockout. Dad, dad's cussed out B .G. Knockout. I went there, what would you do? Got a dog pal. Shit, what's his name? I'm looking now, so if classic says it, let me know. Fuck, and I watch all his shit.
Speaker: Oh damn, he had Jake the Snake Roberts on there. Vlad has been doing this shit for over a decade, but people left him alone because every time he has a motherfucker question, he wind up in jail. Or they tell him on this kitchen. And then he laid him out because he making one of the interviews and he ain't paying no damn body. Oh really? Yeah, he ain't paying no fucking body. He's got some fucking names on there, Boozy. Man, you know if you leave an interview. Now I can't talk.
Speaker: He is Kefi D. That's who it is. Kefi D classic. Yes, Kefi D. He tells some good shit. I don't know if he's throwing, that's what, that's, I knew what it was going to say. That's what I knew everybody was going to say. And I ain't got no disrespect. I got neither side. Fuck that. I didn't be watching the interview to see what was going on. Yeah. That's exactly what they say about him. He talked too damn much. Yes.
Speaker: Oh, there he is, right there. KPD on history of Southside Crips. I think the realest, I'm gonna tell you somebody who told me some of the deepest shit about both sides that I never knew, and that was Ice -T. Ice -T broke it all the way down, but Ice -T might be the oldest of all the famous OGs that we got right now. Yeah. Because Ice -T was there in the fucking 80s. When he said shit, I'm like this. I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker: I was an Ice -T fan, even though him and LL were beefing, but when Rock the Bell's radio started, both of them was up there. LL had him up for an interview, and both of them said, listen, everybody out cut the shit, the shit's over. That shit's been over. Well, he ain't gonna shut his cock host up, but he ain't scared. He ain't scared like a bunch of motherfuckers out there. They gonna say what they want and say, you know another real motherfucker? Kid Frost. I think that's a dangerous dude. I think that's a dangerous dude.
Speaker: some people ain't worried about talking. I don't care. That motherfucker held up all the shit. He said, y 'all would've come for me. Come for me. I don't care. I was like, god damn it. Yeah. I mean, you know, some, some, some people, I mean, some people are scared about repercussion and shit. I mean, oh my god. Some people have that mentality. I wish a motherfucker would. Dude, I don't know nobody who fucks with Kid Frost and I've heard people. They're like, no, he's a fucking real. They think Kid Frost is no joke.
Speaker: Fuck around and find out mentality. That shit's real. That shit's scary. Ice was a hustler jewel thief. He didn't actually bang. He was getting money. He was around. I think he was, though. There was an interview. He was somewhere. I think he was at a concert. He was doing a show with somebody trying to pull up on them. And he ended it like this. They were like, what was the result? He said the end result was
Speaker: They showed us what they had. We showed them what we had. That's all he said. Yeah, but was that a gang affiliation or just him and all his security and shit like that? Who, I see. I think it was a gang thing. Now, classic class did a lot of digging into that. He told me that about a year and a half ago. He studied that. According to ICT biography. He was a crip, I thought. He said that he... Damn, he is old as fuck, bro.
Speaker: He's in the 60s. He was born in 58. He's as old as my dad. He's 98, 08, 18. Yeah, he's 65. Yeah. He's 65 to sure. Join the Army. You say he never banged, okay. He was in the Army for three years. He's been a hustle for a couple years. He was in the South Central with the attention of becoming a hip -hop musician. More of the music. His life got caught up in the street. Life as a jewel thief and a pimp.
Speaker: which is just what Classic said. Yep, exactly what Classic said. Musician, and quiet is kept, he truly is that dangerous, ladies and gentlemen, don't be fooled. When he did New Jack City, that changed his whole life. That changed his whole life. And they asked him, I think it was on,
Speaker: It was either the swing in the morning or breakfast club. One of them they asked him why he, oh, he was not from New York. He's from the Jersey class to check that too. From what I saw, he was from New Jersey. If you got New York cool, but I saw he was originally from New Jersey. They asked him why he was doing all this craziness. I mean, why are we doing Hollywood so much instead of being on the streets like that? He said, if you want the truth with this game, the check's clear.
Speaker: I ain't got nothing to say. And that was after he married Coco. Biggest to him and Coco and the baby. He got a new baby and everything. Big ups to them. I don't care. I'm not finding anything. There's one little clip. There's like one little snippet here. He's from Brooklyn, apparently.
Speaker: Uh, it said that, uh, he became immersed in the street life of the inner city, uh, and eventually became a member of the West side role in thirties, the original Harlem Crips. But I outside of that little sentence, I don't see it anywhere else. Yeah. Mark said that he was from Brooklyn and that little rainbow head kid.
Speaker: Um, I actually had some true fans. No matter how fake people say he really got some fans. He got people that like him as a rapper. I'm like, okay. The, the, the syndicate queen. Oh yeah. Darlene was cold as shit. Hell yeah. Oh gee.
Speaker: I study LA gang history. Me and him talked about this. It's funny because I find myself all the time in wormholes and stuff like that when it comes to the mob and the mafia, because there were so many connections to Ohio with the mob. And I've had friends that I grew up with whose families were pretty big in
Speaker: in certain families and stuff like that. I've always been fascinated by it and always read up on it and read about it and stuff like that. He wasn't a 30, I thought he was. Yeah, that was the only sentence that I found OG and I looked at like four different articles and all the articles said the same thing that he was not affiliated that he just was a jewel thief and just kind of ran in the area so.
Speaker: I think - So I was just more curious because that's - Yeah, I'd be curious. I kind of leave it alone because I don't ever think we'll ever find the absolute truth on him unless they confess it okay, fine. But he broke down. Let's be real. When it comes to the mafia, I don't think he was - I don't know, Mark. That's a great statement.
Speaker: But I don't know. Well, I mean, that's a good statement. The Italian mob and Italian Mafia a little bit different than other like crime syndicates and crime families in different countries and stuff like that. Because like down in Mexico, the cartel runs in in Jeff's talked about that several times.
Speaker: They run harder than what we got here. You can go with the Russian mob by stereotype, they go harder than what we got here. You can go by the Chinese gangs that go harder than what we got here. You could go, yeah, Italy, they go harder, yes, yes, all that shit. So I think that's a great statement. I wanna find it debatable because I don't think a lot of what we got going on over here gets publicized the way we hear about everybody else's, even though we know what we got here for the most part.
Speaker: Well, that and the fact that, you know, for the longest time, everybody knew or said, you know, the mafia is not real. The mob is not real. It's not a real thing. It doesn't exist. They tried to stay secret. I said a motherfucker will tell you, give me proof and a dumb motherfucker will try.
Speaker: Oh yeah, but they weren't, they were not there. I mean, to a certain degree, they weren't out there like, um, like the cartel. I mean, the cartel down in Mexico and Jeff's talked about a little bit and I'm, you know, and I, again, I would call it a stereotype because I don't, I just put it in my cart on Amazon. I'm not a big book reader, but I put it in my cart.
Speaker: at that time. I would definitely check that out and read it. Our shit doesn't get publicized to other countries. With a revolver on the front? Yes, they're making other countries look more dangerous than us to take some of the heat off of us. Because even if you don't go off with a mob or whatever, you can just go off a street life in New York, in the United States, period. You can go off a street life.
Speaker: Well, yeah, I mean, outside of the mob and mafia, you got the street gangs, you got the motorcycle gangs, you got the militias. Thank you. You've got - I'll go ahead and say it, the Klan. Well, yeah, I mean, you got the Klan and - All that shit. You got the neo -Nazis, the area in brotherhood. You know, MS -13 and stuff like that has made its way into Ohio. Yep, I put it in my cart. I'm gonna - MS -13, listen, MS -13 been here so long, I didn't realize how long they've been here.
Speaker: Oh yeah, they've been here for a hot minute. I've actually had interactions with them before. Thank you, Mark. That's why I said it was debatable. Nothing against what you were saying, but that's why I said the video. You can walk down the street in almost any country and just disappear. Mexico, look how bad it is. Look in some European countries, Mark. You know, people go abroad and are never seen again. I'll come back. Yeah.
Speaker: There's a lot of truth behind those movies hostile to say thank you. You want to talk about Mexico. You talk about the Caribbean. You could talk about Eastern Europe. You could talk about Asia.
Speaker: No disrespect to none of y 'all, but this is what's being told to us over here. Look at these countries. We hear shit about us over there. We hear shit about you all over here. That's one of the things I miss about being on HAPS. We used to talk to people in all these areas, and we would hear what they was hearing. That shit was fucking priceless. Yeah, MS -13 has been here for a hot minute. But I mean, look at some of these countries that are known for sex trafficking. I'll say Korea. I'll say Thailand.
Speaker: I'll say Japan over China. I will say Japan over China. I haven't heard much about China, but I know Japan was big. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. Every time people get mad that Mexicans were coming across the border thinking that they're dangerous, you think the Mexicans are dangerous? You got it fucked up. That country right there is where a lot of dangerous motherfuckers are coming from.
Speaker: Oh, so a bunch of need to shut the fuck off. Cubans ain't no joke either. They never have been. Colombians aren't either. Never have been. Yeah. But I mean, I will I will say that. Oh, Salvadorians. That's the way I did. Somebody tell me I'm wrong. Well, shit, Jamaicans ain't no joke either. They ain't Haitians either. Haitians are Haitians are crazy. The vehicle.
Speaker: None of them. St. Louis. I will say this. I've had a lot of interactions in my life. And I'm choosing my words carefully. And I'm saying this on purpose. Yeah. Well, yeah. We only hear what the media wants us to hear. Honduras, yes. In America, there are a lot of clubs, gangs, militias, families.
Speaker: I've had some interactions with a lot of different groups of people. I've never had any problems. Stay out of their way to stay out of yours. For the most part, my interactions have never been, they came looking for trouble or anything. I was just in the area and they were cool with me as long as I was cool with them. I mean, hell. If you're not on nobody's radar, you get nothing to worry about. Yeah. You're more aware of being caught in the crossfire than being an issue. That's the life. That's the life.
Speaker: A certain motorcycle club, I was there working. And when I left, they fired the company because they're like, we don't want nobody else here. You think the month is while you try to take a bus? Exactly. Yeah.
Speaker: We got 50 -gallon drums of ranch up in this bitch now, Mark. He ain't wrong. Fuck my ranch and find out how dangerous somebody can be. You stupid. Other countries, I'm the boogeyman in other countries. They tell their kids they don't listen. The Glick's going to come and get them. The only thing you'll find is ranch dressing in the morning. Look, and John Wick ain't got nothing on me. Bobby, you got to get my ass. What you need to be worried about is the Glicky, Yaga.
Speaker: But yeah, I mean, I think every country has their issues, has their, but it seems to be America as a whole, because we are, quote unquote, a melting pot. We have a lot more groups and a lot more, quote unquote, violent factions in our country. I don't know if we get any more than anybody else, and that's what Mark's corrected.
Speaker: I don't know if we have any more violent groups than any other country. That's what Marcus corrected, in my opinion. Like I said, it's only what we hear. We talk about what people on the powers level do in other countries compared to what they do here. You know what I'm saying? As much as there are similarities, we don't know the differences.
Speaker: But I mean, you know, and I keep saying Mexico because that's kind of our closest time. I wish Jeff was here because he could kind of chime in. But you know, all you ever really hear out of Mexico, I mean, you do hear some other stuff from different sub sex or factions or whatever. But the main one is the cartel.
Speaker: And they run everything and they're the type of motherfuckers that if you arrest one of their people, then they're going to declare war on them. I'm not just the police, but the whole damn Mexican army. And I can place them back down. Yeah, we can tell the truth about the cartel, but the cartel is a bunch of different groups. I mean, could you imagine what would happen if a gang or some sort of group or faction like that declared war on our US military?
Speaker: they would get blown off the freaking planet. Well, first of all, our military is not gonna get involved. If you may get a point where you have no choice like the cartel does to the Mexican army, you have to get involved. You know what? I'll take that back, because we did with Nicaragua. We did. I'm talking about here in the United States. If you declare war on our military, like the cartel has done to the Mexican army on multiple occasions. Who won? The cartel. Would they win here?
Speaker: Would they, now I'm saying if it happened here in the States, like say the Hell's Angels or the Bloods or something like that. If we were, okay. You said United States military, you wouldn't say if their gangs went against our gangs. No, I'm saying, where like the cartel will vocally and just be like, fuck you, Mexican army, you fucked up. Now we're gonna fuck you up. Could you imagine if like Hell's Angels or - I think we would win.
Speaker: Oh yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like if the Hell's Angels or the Bloods or Crips or MS -13 or something like that declared war on our military because they didn't like something that our military did, they would get blown off the face of the planet. What's the block in the States that's got a cage around this more dangerous block or something? I don't know about my. What's the block in the States that's got a cage? That's over there by Seattle. I think you're talking about Mark.
Speaker: They did that a couple of years ago. All the left wing nutbags. We can discuss that. And I can almost read how right those people were. But look at what they got to do for reconstruction. The cartels are still winning. I agree with classic. You know why? You know why? Because the cartel already got members in the military.
Speaker: That's what I'm saying. But no, I'm saying if I'm not saying the cartel declare war on the on the on the US military. I'm saying if a gang or a club or something like that in the United States declared war on the US military, they would get blown off the face of the planet where in Mexico, the cartel will declare war on the Mexican army and they are beating the Mexican army. The Mexican army is is backing down and giving them what they want. Why?
Speaker: They're outnumbered, they're outgunned. Again, like you said, they have people on the inside. They're also able to get to their families and threaten their family. Exactly. So the motherfucker's got it back down. But I'm saying in America. Let me see what happened here, especially on the border. Let me be clear. If we ever went to war against the Mexican cartel, I'm gonna go ahead and fucking say this. It would take every
Speaker: organization in the United States that is fully armed to sit on that border for at least a month for us to win. Send a whole bunch of rednecks down from the south and midwest and send them to uh kenneth's gonna come in and pay you a visit okay
Speaker: because all those bike clubs quote unquote and I'm apologize every last one of y 'all all of y 'all with all the weapons y 'all got y 'all already know y 'all have to sit on that line all the games all the weapons y 'all got y 'all already know y 'all have to sit on that line because the way that border with this shit okay the coast guard gonna take care to go for Mexico the coast guard is going to sleep on the coast guard if you want to
Speaker: Let me be clear. I was over there with them 20 years ago this month to date. Sleep in the Coast Guard if you want to. Oh, well, I mean, we've had that conversation because Cam's dad's a retired Coast Guard. He was in the Coast Guard for 20, 20, 25 years. And they don't get enough respect.
Speaker: Now, I'm not talking about the cartel coming over here. I'm talking about our gangs and and biker gangs and stuff like that in the States. Yes. What the cartel has is weaponry, though. Yeah. We're going to estimate what they have is weapons.
Speaker: Oh yeah, no, they've got weapons and monies and everything. They've been civil waring while we've been sitting here comfortable, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Panama, all of them. They've been civil waring while we've been chilling. They come and load it. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. If one of our street gangs or motorcycle gang or a militia group or something like that,
Speaker: declared war on our military, our military would absolutely blow them off the face of the planet. Where in Mexico or some other countries, these gangs and stuff are able to beat up and bully their military because they're outnumbered, outgunned, and they have more money and resources, where it wouldn't happen here. Now Mark, you say half of the US Army, I'm not gonna say half, but I will tell you there are a lot of Mexicans in the United States military. They're Americans, they got the American side.
Speaker: There's a lot. I'm kind of. Let's not even just say, let's not even just say Mexicans. Let's just broaden the spectrum. Latinos. No. Do it right. Central Americans. Well, they're Latinos or Latinas or whatever. That's lame. That's lame. Latina? That's a female Latino. That's lame. Latin is a fucking language. What country's in Latin? Where's Latinas on the map? Show me where Latin is on the map. Show me where Latina is on the map. It ain't.
Speaker: What do you, hold on. A lot of the criminal element over here in this hemisphere that people are talking about as far as drugs come from the Central and South American countries. So it'll be North America versus the other Americas. What is this buffoon doing? Jackass. You can post the videos on clapper. You could be on here in a part of this conversation. Y 'all gonna make me get that damn app.
Speaker: It's all right. I'm still trying to figure it out. They've been around forever. Yeah, Jeff. But no, that's what I'm saying. Like, you know, our our gangs and stuff like that. And they're not going to they're not going to pop off against our U .S. military like they do down in Mexico or in other countries, either support they would. Well, yeah. But our military is so large and vast and weapons for days. I mean, we could say have the right support. I mean, we could.
Speaker: completely obliterate an entire state in minutes. We could lose two. Because when there was an embargo on Cuba, the smaller that island is, we didn't fuck with it, did we? Because of their support. Exactly. And that was just one of the problems. That was just one of the problems. The other problem had a military as strong as ours.
Speaker: Yeah, we see your buttons, America, and we raise you a button as well. We see your button and we raise you a look up. We got buttons, bitch. When they got planes like we do, their other ally had planes like we do. They don't talk about that shit anymore, but their other ally is just as ready as we are for some shit. Just talk around and find out if you want to. I mean, it is pretty wild if you, you know, like I said earlier,
Speaker: I like to read up and educate myself on like the mob and mafia and stuff like that. OG was in here earlier and OG said that he was big on the gangs. He's educated himself and I mean, once you dive into that wormhole, just in the States alone, OG said he studied LA gang history. Once you dive into that wormhole,
Speaker: And it's crazy, the stuff that you learn, the stuff that you... What's crazy is the stuff that they put out there, because some of the stuff that's out there, could you only imagine what they're not putting out? That's my whole point. You're telling you that bothers me. I agree. Yeah.
Speaker: This is what you're telling me. Yes. And I mean, I mean, you had the you had the same Valentine's Day Massacre back in the day where literally they just rolled up on motherfuckers and put them up against the wall and just open fire. That's what they're telling us. Fire squad. You know, it was a casino was based off of real events. And but what did they leave out because
Speaker: Some of that shit was pretty crazy, pretty gruesome. All those movies that left shit out, Scarface, good fellas. Scarface, good fellas. You know, the NWA movie, what did they leave out? NWA movie was actually trash if you want the real story. I honestly, I have not seen it yet. Not because I don't want to, because it's one of those that's on my radar, but it's not right up front of my radar. The Tupac movie was bullshit. John Singleton said it.
Speaker: Jada Pinkett said it, and they knew him. Yeah. They knew him. But I mean, good job finding a lookalike. I'm not going to lie. That dude looks about a closer to, probably going to find it. But it's there right now. I think 65 % of people here actually English risk. Yes, we got a lot of asylum and refugee seekers. Yes. Over there in the UK, Mark. The same thing's happening here.
Speaker: My man Smoke did a Sunday Night Smoke podcast. He did a broadcast about that about a month ago, about how they were taking over then New York. And he's kind of anti -illegal aliens. And from his perspective, he makes his point. Well, I think as an American, I think as an American, we can understand
Speaker: Uh, and I'm speaking as an American, nothing else other than being American, uh, we can understand, yes, your country suck. Yes. Your countries are miserable. The living conditions are terrible, but.
Speaker: We're not saying you're not welcomed here. We're just asking that you do it the proper way. Let me say it this way. Your living conditions aren't terrible. But Smoke has also said he's actually been to those countries on vacation. The crazy part is it's not that the living conditions are terrible. It's the crime in those areas. That's terrible. I know a guy. I work with a guy. He was from, I think it's from Columbia. Won't go back home because of how dangerous it is. I mean, let's be clear. Just two, three years ago, they kidnapped one of the damn MLB players.
Speaker: They kidnapped him. A grown -ass motherfucking man. A fucking millionaire just got kidnapped. Y 'all fuck around and find out if you want to. You let all Ukrainians say go. Y 'all ain't getting attacked. Y 'all ain't getting attacked. What's going on, Chris Lee? Hey, Chris, thanks for the comment after Saturday's show, man.
Speaker: he said great show guys, you know. It was a kick ass y 'all listening to it today. He was kicking ass. It was a fun show. Hopefully nobody got offended. Hopefully, hopefully some shits cleared up and done and over. But Hashid was cool. I thought he was cool. He was a little opinionated, pissed Jeff off, but. Hashid was cool, but I'm going to tell you how she just want to be on camera.
Speaker: What's that? He just wanted to be on camera. Yeah, he just wanted to be on camera. Yeah, he just wanted to be on camera. I absolutely 100 % agree with you. He just wanted to be on camera. He wanted to come here and get his little couple seconds of - I'm gonna help all you motherfuckers out here that love a broadcast or love a broadcast. When I first came on these motherfuckers show, I was trying to contribute instead of asking what's up all the damn time. So where you from? How you doing? Trying to find everything about you.
Speaker: Oh shit. I get it. And then a couple times they had me and I was tripping out laughing in the comments and then I asked to come up and I was doing, they were doing the top five. I'll always tell you, I came here because of that fucking top five, not because of this cheat son of a bitch. And it's always winning, always having the best numbers over everybody. I don't cheat. The numbers are right there. I've told you guys a million times. The numbers are right there. Go fucking look at them for your damn selves.
Speaker: is about as valid as Ric Flair's. He cheats. I'm better than Ric Flair. Oh, God. 27 -time champion. I have a tie for Yankees. Listen, before Chris, before you think I'm getting on how she, I'm going to tell you right now, I've told other motherfuckers the same thing I've told him. Some motherfucker just want to get on camera for a minute, then they want to leave.
Speaker: Yeah. But I know how she do come back. Oh, our boy Jay is like that. He just wants to be on camera. Exactly, Mark. Thank you very much. Shut up, Mark. Jay is one of the people that I'm talking about. Enjoy your one hour of sunshine a day. Oh, wait. You don't get sunshine anymore. I'm sorry. I've been back as a motherfucker. You just want to get your face on the screen. That's all you did. Get on there.
Speaker: I missed what I said. I honestly, I missed. I said, this is some TikTok bullshit. I had motherfuckers request to come on my shit on TikTok and they'd be like, hi. So what are we talking about? The fuck you come up here for? I'm quick on the trigger. If I'm like live on TikTok and somebody wants to come up and I'll be like, bring them up and they're just like, hey, really? Are they all you getting contribute?
Speaker: I hit him with the Jeff Deuces. Y 'all are killing me up here. I don't know why the hell you want to come on the show. You don't even know what the fuck it's all about. I just want to be on camera. Yeah. They sent them my invite. Hi. This ain't kindergarten. What's on your own Lego blocks? Fucking high. What do you think it's like with me? My mama didn't teach me to share. She came up.
Speaker: I see you came on camera, I'm gonna give everybody credit. When you come up on camera, I'm gonna give you a prop. There's a bunch of motherfucker talk shit that won't even do that. So pick up how she's even coming on camera. This time you come in here motherfucker, contribute to the conversation. Yeah, I missed what he said. Put the 411. I missed what he said that got Jeff's panties all in a bunch, but I was like, Jeff? Jeff got me. He was cussing on. He said something to him.
Speaker: Yeah, he said something while I was in the middle of my rant. So I didn't catch what he said. And I told Jeff, I was like, hey, you and Tony both have, you both have range. You can get it as well. Then me, period. Jeff did it. I said, I can't say nothing. He was in the comment. Let me back up. Let me back up. Nuh -uh. Jeff did that. Yep. Just for approval. Dad, you won't ever guess what me and Nicky just found out. Oh my god. I can get paid to sit around and annoy her when we're slow. Oh my god.
Speaker: How about you uh not get paid and bring me some beer? No, I'm good. How about he pay you to bring him his beer? How about I gave you life? So, bring me beer. Wait until a friend gets here. She thinks she's gonna go spend the night with tonight and I go, oh yeah, you didn't bring me beer. You're not allowed to go spend the night. It sucks to be you, you loser. Go to sleep with a clean face in the morning. Keep **** around.
Speaker: I'm in charge around here. No, you're not. I'm the alpha. I'm glad you think that. I'm the alpha and the omega. Thank you. I'm glad you think that. I am. Well, I'm leaving, so. The alpha and the omega. I'm not used to this 730 at night, still being daylight out. I'm like, why is cash not in the house? That boy didn't waste no time, man. We got home today.
Speaker: or pulling out or I see the meme and I saved it because I need to post it. I want to post it onto our Instagram page. Oh, where's it at? Do you do screenshots? No, not screenshots. Where's it at? Yeah. Bless it.
Speaker: Oh, here it is. It was at Kroger's and it was, it was like one of their aisle signs and it said pest control and below it was all their Trojans and maxim or magnums and all that stuff. That's fucked up. That's fucked up. Not wrong. Amen.
Speaker: any of you young cats out there thinking about wanting to have kids or whatever, I want you to do us a favor. Do yourself a favor as well. Before you, you know, when that special night comes around and you know you're gonna be with your lady, walk down the baby aisle and look at the prices on all that shit and then go compare it to a box of condoms. I promise you, you'll change your mind real quick in a hurry. Because a box of diapers is about five times more expensive
Speaker: than a box of condoms. And you don't need the big variety box, you goofy sons of bitches. You only need a box of one or two. You ain't fucking Ron Jeremy. You're gonna get your little nut off and then fall asleep. So stop it. I should have went out for milk, Mark. I ain't even lying. Jesus, that motherfucker said I was out picking milk, so.
Speaker: I should have left for milk. Jesus. I'll be back, kids. I gotta go get milk. Find my ass on a beach in Cabo somewhere. You're responsible. Well, the fuckers ain't been home yet. I don't need that. No, I love my kids. I tease, I joke, but I do love my kids. They're a bunch of little assholes, but they
Speaker: It's not their fault. They learned. They got it from their dad. Thank you. It's not their fault. Matter of respect to the little shits. I ain't raising no pussies, Tony. I'm not trying to teach your kids to be thugs, but I will teach these little motherfuckers not to be chumps. Flamboyant, the rockin 'est monster on ether rocks. Buy that CD. That is one of the hardest -hitting CDs fucking ever.
Speaker: I'm plugging the fuck out of that shit. Classic, if you ain't got the CD, get to work, damn it. Don't you put that evil on me, Mark. You know what?
Speaker: You know, you know, I have to I'm going to dispute that because you cannot say you were perfectly stated normal before you met me or discovered me on Periscope because you just got it on the screen because you you showed up and then you chose to stick around and you chose to
Speaker: follow me from Periscope to TikTok. And you chose to follow me from TikTok to Haps. And you chose to follow me as we started this podcast. You chose to stick around, even after I introduced you guys to Jeff and then Mike and then Tony. If this is the basis of your day. Speaking of the podcast, Tony, you said something about 20 years this month since you were
Speaker: doing your thing with the Coast Guard and whatnot. No, Air Force, not the Coast Guard. Air Force, well, no, you said you were hanging out with the Coast Guard guys. Well, I just said they were over there with us. Yeah, they were there with you guys. I know you were in the Air Force. Two years ago today, I bought my equipment for this year podcast. Let's see, let's go today.
Speaker: Yes, three years ago today. The first episode and every episode is improved with my presence. That's why I'm the champ. Who just needed a black guy on the show because of equality and all that stuff. I already had a Mexican. Who else is requested to be up here but me?
Speaker: Everybody's scared. Now I got two Mexicans that appear on the show. Oh, let's see. When was the first show? I know we were still on Haps. Okay. The first show was April 10 of 2021. Jesus.
Speaker: So next Monday will be the official two year anniversary of this podcast, but just as need to be up here. Yeah, he really does. I need to, we'll talk to him this week. He does need to be up here for at least for a few minutes. I got my meeting next Monday, so I won't be up here the whole episode, but Jeff needs to be up here. You motherfucking celebrate everybody who's ever been in this motherfucking need to be here.
Speaker: I didn't have an option. What did you say? I podcast scraped you. I stream scraped you. Was it a prison graping? It made you force and force you to watch this. What the hell is going on out there? But yeah, I know. Like that's that's because in all honesty, you know, a little
Speaker: You know, stroke our ego, pat ourselves on the back, whatever you wanna call it. When Jeff and I started this, and this is no shade on Jeff, I just know Jeff. I didn't expect this to last six months before Jeff dipped out. And then I'm like, shit, well, I guess I'm going back to my old routine. What's that? Do it yourself. Everybody does podcasts, it ain't that hard. I do, that's what I said, I go back to my old routine. Doing this shit on my own.
Speaker: Steven A. Smith gets his own podcast now. Who? Steven A. Smith. Oh, Jesus Christ. But no, I enjoy having... Oh, hello. What's up, shithead? Good evening. That's rude. You see that? That belt's bigger than you and Wayne's more than you. How you been?
Speaker: And then mid. You've been mid? Yeah. You've seen them all for more than mid. I see you and your little boyfriend on Snapchat. Oops. Oops. A hundred days. Yay. Wow, really? Yes. Disrespect I did. You started shit. How old is she? I don't know, like 10.
Speaker: You deserved it. I'm not even mad at him. 16? Jesus Christ, you're getting old. Is that a job? Paying taxes? Living on your own yet? No. Bump. Get her shoes while you guys are here. They already used my stuff. Yeah, we already talked about this. Me and her, not you and her. Mark, you're a boy, motherfucker. I needed a click to put my pants.
Speaker: They found them. Are you leaving now? Yeah, I'm leaving now. Deuces. Deuces. How are you getting home? I think Nicky's coming to fit me up because we're going shopping tomorrow. Oh, OK. Yeah. Hey. What? Live longer, prosper.
Speaker: I know. And I'm the champ. I'm sorry. I'm leaving. Sit them out. Love you all. Bye, girls. Have fun. Love you guys. Glick, you're going to learn. That's how you get rid of kids. Do some adult shit that they don't realize, and they'll just walk the fuck away. You're going to learn. Well, that's one of Austin's little BFFs. That little girl will talk so much shit to me. And she's only about this fucking big. Yeah, but kids enjoy being able to talk shit with adults. Oh, yeah. She's awesome. Yeah, it helps them grow. It's funny as shit.
Speaker: No, she's, she's, she's a cool little girl. I do like her. She's one of Austin's friends that I actually like. Um, for some, I met her dad. They said that him and I should do a podcast together and call it Christian or Glick and Mike do a sleepover or something like that. Doesn't sound right at all. I was like, what we're clicking Mike's sleepover or some shit. I'm like, yeah, I don't think that's going to work. Glick show had some wild moments.
Speaker: Let me tell you, seeing Glick singing to a pool cue at 4 a .m. made my day. Hey man, I used to do a lot of karaoke nights on Periscope. But I had the garage, I didn't have their neighbors, they got all pissy, I could be as loud as I wanted. I was singing all kinds of stuff, I was singing Adele, I was singing all kinds of crazy shit, I was taking requests. These fuckers had me singing Adele, Celine Dion,
Speaker: I was jamming too. I didn't even give a fuck. Thank God Periscope died and all those videos are nowhere to be found. Yeah, I brought him back. You done playing outside? Yeah. You said what's up. Tony said what's up.
Speaker: What's happening? Andy's gone. Get you some dinner. That's right. I'm surprised he's in already. Now, you know, the other kids are last NERC was on spring break last week there on spring break this week. So the other kids must have had to go in to get their showers and eat dinner and all that shit.
Speaker: When you let them do what they want to do, they'll do what you told them to do. Afterwards, you got to let them be themselves. He didn't even come in the house. We got home and we pulled up and Nicky was outside with the dog and all his little friends were out there playing with Sue's, our dog, and Cash got out of the car and said, and by the time I got up to the door, he was already at the playground with all his little friends. That's what they need.
Speaker: Um, I would matter of fact, it is Easter this weekend. I got to find a Easter egg hunt for Jason. I got to, I got to ask. We do do like Easter baskets and stuff, but I think the kids may have reached an age where they don't want to do Easter egg hunts anymore. Your daughters may not want to. What about your cash? No. Well, as I'm going to ask him, he wants to, because he's got friends and wants to do what he's going to go. He's going to want. Yeah. Well, I mean, like here, I'm going to let Jason go. I'm going to let Jason go. He'll love it.
Speaker: Yeah, usually what I do is just buy a whole bunch of plastic eggs, put candy and shit in them, maybe a little bit of money, and then hide them around the house and the kids. The only doubt falls, they're not here on the weekends when the churches are doing the Easter egg hunts and stuff like that. I'm a grown ass man that still went for each other.
Speaker: So Mark I'm a sucker for them jelly beans. I don't want regular fucking jelly beans. Y 'all can have all that shit. Just give me jelly beans. I don't know if I really have a favorite. Oh, you got to go on Easter. Let the kids do an Easter egg hunt. Make sure they got some water because by the time they get chocolate, they're going to be bouncing off the walls.
Speaker: and let him run in the playground all day. I think that's what I'm gonna do, which I'm gonna let him run all damn day. He gonna be exhausted. Get that sugar high. Wait for that crash. Wait for that crash. The crash is gonna come later on in the night. I've done that with Jason before. I'm gonna go out and run ahead. Get your candy. Get your candy. Drink some water. You go to the bathroom, go out there. There's a park around here. I'll let him run. He's always meeting people. Everywhere he goes, he's having fun. He'll let him get out.
Speaker: You got a jelly bean liquid and I got winter green spearmint, ice blue menthol and bubblegum menthol. Those are the four flavors I keep. I gotta go buy another bottle of juice, but I have. So all y 'all asking me if I'm smoking weed, I don't do weed, damn it. As you motherfuckers, I don't want careers. I got blood orange tango berry. That sounds good. It's amazing. There's a,
Speaker: A local, well, my shop carries it, but it's a local company. It's called Marketplace, but they've got some good ass fucking flavors, man. I've been rocking with that brand for a hot minute. I do need to go buy some more because I need to change my coil, but I'm like, I want to try to milk this coil until I buy a new bottle so I can put a new flavor in on the new coil.
Speaker: But I did buy one of these little disposable ones. I've been using these a lot at work. I got coworkers are using things. Um, so I've been saving my, like my juice and my clothes have been lasted a lot longer because I've been using these little disposal. Nikki got me on that. I bought these online. I bought tanks online. I get the batteries. Actually, you know what? I've had these two batteries right here. Hang on. Damn it.
Speaker: If y 'all really wanna realize how much money y 'all wasting, I bought this battery in 2016 and it still works. I bought this battery in 2017 and they still work. All I gotta do is change this tank out of the once a month every time I drop it. If you got a problem with these tanks, y 'all let me knock and show you how to fix that motherfucker. I have had the same batteries
Speaker: spearmen is real good. Yes, and it clears you out and the same battery charger for let's go ahead and jump back over here. I've got two charges. They you got to clean them off. They always say use alcohol in the q -tip. I get like a lot. Y 'all seem to use alcohol and wipe your shit off. My chargers. Well, I have the batteries that go inside. You take them out. You interchange them.
Speaker: So my charger is like a, like a, you know, the, the rechargeable batteries you buy like Duracell rechargeable batteries. Yes. And you put them on that block. Yes. So my batteries are internal. Let's see when I did. When did I buy my fucking battery charger? Cause I'm at the same set of batteries and the same charger for fucking all the way Mark. You remember the vape and chill days. Vape and chill was prior to a glitch show.
Speaker: The hell is it? Man, I've had a lot of babes over the years. Holy shit. At one point in time, I had... I was riding through Wesley Snipes. The toes you step on today might be connected to the foot in your ass tomorrow. Be kind and move with good intent. Amen to that shit. I know that's fucking right. Amen to that shit, right, motherfucking? Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Speaker: Amen to that shit right there. The toes you step on today might be connected to the foot in yo ass tomorrow. Yeah. Good intent. Boy, you motherfuckers gonna learn today. Nikki just walked back here and heard that. I heard her. She knows the truth too. I might have to remember that.
Speaker: So yeah, my batteries and the charger I have for my batteries, I bought in 2016 as well, Tony. Yeah. Yeah, Vapen Chill is a hell of a... He's going to have to bring that back soon. Let me just let you know. I have my Vapen Chill hat. Where's it at? Oh, here it is. This motherfucker.
Speaker: There you go, Mark. Here's a little throwback for you, buddy. There you go, Tony D. Yeah, that shit will work. That shit will work like a motherfucker. Right there. There you go, Tony D. We got to fix this shit. Yeah, this is, I love this fucking hat though. It's a flex fit, man. The bill curve just right on it.
Speaker: little little throwback for you guys who don't know. I even had t -shirts made. I had uh I think I had like fifteen or twenty orders for t -shirts. So, I had them made by a shop in Charleston. They were one of my customers and they went right out the door, man. They were cool though. You go. I would like to uh marker. You remember what I
Speaker: I don't know how well you can see those. I might have to just break it down and send them to you. Why why thirteen? Oh god. Thirteen is my lucky number. Oh Jesus Christ. But the back says Glick of maniacs. Oh lord. Until one of them had like a mushroom cloud and the other one had a uh. With the seat behind the whole statement is ridiculous. Damn sir. Glick of maniacs. Butch Bushwhacker Butch died. Holy **** Yeah, I meant to tell you I did catch that earlier.
Speaker: 69. Now everybody knows your employee number. Big class, are you still there? What's that? Did you go voice to 5ix9ine and Redman did a song together? How long ago? Or is that recent? That's brand fucking new.
Speaker: Oh, that is dangerous. That is dangerous. All right. I got a, you got to post that link in our, in our group chat, Tony D. I'd like to hear that. I just saw the Instagram. Let's see if I can get us an EP release. Um,
Speaker: Damn, yeah, that's crazy. Bushwhacker Butch was 78 and he passed away. Wow, that's insane. Yeah, man, like I said, there's been a lot of incarnations of what I do and Mark has been around, not OG, Chris Technician has been around since back in the day. I've said this a million times.
Speaker: Krista who comes in from time to time. That's a supportive motherfucker. Yeah, she's like a little sister to me. I mean, there's a couple other, I mean, there's like three youngins that I've known since they were like fucking 15. And now they're all of drinking age and shit that blows my mind.
Speaker: Yeah. My buddy, Darren, my buddy Wesley, shout out to Wesley, man. That big, that big country son, bitch. Some bitch is like, is like 610 and was like 300 and some odd pounds. Went and had got on a weight loss program. Went and had the, uh, the surgery. I think he's down to like one something. Looks great. Fucking killing it at life. And I don't know that cat since he was like 15.
Speaker: That ain't it. Yeah, when you see these kids who's babies and that ain't grown, it'll mess your head up. I agree. Yeah. Now I see what people are saying about us. You know, I got a lot of people that knew me tonight when I was a kid and they're watching me. That's why I'm careful with a lot of my shit. Because I'd be like, oh my God. A lot of people can say what they want to say about me or say what they want to say about our podcast and what we do together. But there's a lot of motherfuckers who've been around for a lot of years who will say differently.
Speaker: But we just started out just streaming, just doing random names every episode. Then it went into Vape and Chill. And then Vape and Chill kind of ran its course. It was fun. Vaping was new. I was new to the game. I was getting a lot of shit. I had a sponsor with Dr. Vape. Dr. McVape, I think was his name on YouTube.
Speaker: Shout him out, let him, you know, did a couple giveaways where he sent me a bunch of juice. Gave away some mods, gave away a hat. Then it turned into the Glick Show and then Periscope went to the way of the doo -doo. Rolled into TikTok and took over TikTok by Storm. And
Speaker: then now we are where we are today with nonsensical nonsense, which is which is my baby, which has been a project in my head for 20 years almost. I always knew when it started, it would be nonsensical nonsense because because that's what I bring to the table. That's what we bring to the table. No, you bring bullshit to the table.
Speaker: She'll have somewhere else to be. Oh, and you should start making TikToks. Keep up with your bullshit. You like the bullshit on Saturday. I mean, it was justified bullshit on Saturday. And I'm just responding to the bullshit. I had to, uh, put somebody in their place Saturday night who likes to talk shit on TikTok because they still butt hurt because a real man stepped in.
Speaker: where a little boy couldn't get the job done. What? Her ex -boyfriend, who is supposedly married and still talking shit on TikTok about her. I mean, I don't think there's any supposedly. Pretty sure he's married. Yeah. He got married when I - You still talk the shit about her. Oh, yeah. So I made a video. You came in because - You ought to take her back, kid. What? You came in because -
Speaker: I came in where because? God damn it, this motherfucker. I don't understand how motherfuckers talk shit, but don't understand shit. He was talking shit about her on TikTok, so what did you have to say? I just called him out. Because he made the same video three times. Okay, so? So I called him out. Okay. And he made one Friday night after he posted a bunch of videos about how he's married and he's so happy and everything else.
Speaker: So he posted the same video for the third time taking a shot at her, so I stitched it. Okay, you took a shot of her, so you can't hurt a fence. Yeah. Okay. Like I said, it was the exact same video for the third time. Okay. I came to her defense. I called him out, and the little bitch has gone silent.
Speaker: It's all fun and games until you get called out. That's everybody. Exactly, because only the real ones are actually all staying toe to toe and defend their case. Don't believe me? Watch Saturday show. But like I said, hopefully everything is done and squashed and in the in the past now I've done. I'm over it. Hopefully everybody else all parties involved are, but you always feel better to do your part. You don't give any of those.
Speaker: He ain't doing nothing to celebrate his marriage. He can celebrate his marriage all he wants. Just keep her out of it. But don't post three or four videos about, you know, being happy and this and the other thing, and then post three or four more videos taking shots at her. Because if you're really happy and you're really over, why are you still taking shots, bitch? Come take shots at me. I'm the one that swooped in and showed her what a real man was.
Speaker: Oh, and she dumped you for me. Oh, and we didn't do anything until after they broke up. So it's not like I was cheating or anything like that. Was not a cheating situation or anything like that. I stepped out of the picture and said, and we both talked and said, look, I'm not going to be that guy. She didn't want to be that girl, but she wasn't happy. Uh -huh.
Speaker: Now she's happy. He still but her. And seeking attention. So I gave him the attention that he was seeking. You saw into that damn trap. Oh, I don't care.
Speaker: I fall into a trap. You call it a trap. I call it put some little bitch in his place. He fell into the trap. And that's where he is right back in the box where he belongs because he's still a pup. He got married and then wanted to go through all the play. I had to wait five or 10 years, maybe 15. They'll come back. They missed me in the first place. Come back. I'm still here. Sometimes they come back. As DMX once said, hey, hey.
Speaker: a dog is a dog. He also said, let a dog grow and it'll be home. This dog ain't rooming. It'll find its way home. Women used to be like men and dogs. I said, yeah, sometimes women are bitches. Why women gotta be bitches? Why men gotta be dogs?
Speaker: It's a two -way street. It really is. Let's be honest. In all honesty, let's be honest. We all have our faults. We all have our bad character traits. We all make mistakes. We all do dumb shit. I can't tell you. I mean, if you could probably come in here and be like, well, just since we've been together, this jackass has done this. He's done this. He's done that.
Speaker: George Bush in the background pleaded the fifth. We all have our our faults. But that doesn't define our character and who we are as a person. I can have a bad day and be an asshole, but I don't mean I'm a bad person or Tony you or women and you know any women are trying to do it before I do wrong.
Speaker: That's the realest thing about me. That's something to take advantage of you. If you do wrong in the first place, you don't put any expectations out there. But I try to be right before I'm wrong. That's why I mess up. That's what I do. I think I do the same thing. And I know I'm guilty of trying to see the best in people. And you are too, Tony D. I am. Good. Fucking frustrating when it comes to that. Because that's exactly what I do. I try to look for the best in people no matter how many times they've kicked me in the dick or whatever else.
Speaker: But at the same time, don't push me and not expect to get pushed back. And you tell it, but don't push me. Revenge the latest Swedish joy next to getting pussy. Ayo. Because, hey, you know, unfortunately - That might have been one of the hardest intros to any rap song. Between that and have you ever been hated? Have you ever been hated? Wait, what was it? Have you ever been hated?
Speaker: Oh yeah, have you ever been hit or discriminated against? I have, I've been protested and demonstrated against Eminem. That's the hardest intro ever. And I'll go ahead and say it, it came from one kid. And he wasn't lying. I mean, and that's the thing that I've tried to say, Eminem grew up in a similar situation, just a different area that I grew up in.
Speaker: So he's seen both sides of the fence. 8 Mile was one of the realest movies ever. And then when he came out as an artist, I mean, people, there was a lot of people that were mad at some of the shit he was saying. Yeah, his first CD was the worst one. After that, he'd been on fire. Yeah.
Speaker: Shout out to him and hit it or discriminated against. I have. I've been. I've been. I've been. Look at the. That was an intro for your **** But you know, one thing you can't say about Eminem, you can't say he's fake because that **** comes
Speaker: hard and real a lot in his lyrics. Pick a sound from my wicked rounds. Look at the lines. Yes. Those are lyrics. He's a lyricist. And I think that's what a lot of people don't understand. Joe Bunce, he's a wordsmith. I agree. There was a lot of lyricists in our days. In our day. Our old school rap. There was a lot of lyricists, a lot of guys that if you'd actually sit down and listen to them,
Speaker: and listen to what they're saying. You go back to what we were talking earlier, the game was like that. The game is a motherfucking monster. The game, you listen to a lot of the shit that he's saying. That motherfucker is is really talking is a motherfucking monster. I had a couple of CCDs that I didn't even know were released because I'm not going to bullshit you. When I was in Panama City, I went to K march.
Speaker: to the music section. Tim, there's a throwback that he did. And I was playing him. Jesus Christ, this motherfuckers a beast. No, he was an absolute monster. There's a throwback that some of these kids that might be a little young listening to us don't know nothing about no K -Mart. What you know about K -Mart getting a little Caesar's pizza in a slushie.
Speaker: Radio Shack, service merchandise, KB Toys, Children's Palace, Arcade, going to the movies instead of watching it at home online, all that shit. We used to get out the house, you little fucks. I remember going to Radio Shack. We had a Radio Shack in the mall here in Newark when I was younger. Blockbusters thing. I remember going there and they used to let us play with the remote control cars. They had them nice ass remote control cars and they'd let you play with them. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: All right, they had all the other, uh, all the other little digits and gadgets that you could play with. They didn't give a damn fuckers going there and leave that store a mess, but none of them employees gave two shits. They're like, Hey, people in here having fun. They're buying shit. We'll clean it up when we close.
Speaker: Yeah, Toys R Us has gone the way of the dodo. But supposedly, I heard a couple months back that supposedly Toys R Us might be making a comeback. They need to, because of their travesty, these kids don't have a choice, Toys R Us. Yeah, you can still buy online. I'm talking about brick and mortar. Yeah, Toys R Us never went away, went away. The brick and mortars went away. No, Toys R Us went away. Oh, no, you can still buy online.
Speaker: Yeah, but you can't go to the store. Yeah, but supposedly the stores are supposed to be making a comeback. Hell, Sears went away. That was JCPenney, I think. JCPenney is still hanging on by a thread. We have a JCPenney at the mall here. Should I remember when that JCPenney or when Sears went down because we had the contract with Sears at Orkin nationwide. We had a contract with them and
Speaker: It was a crazy mad dash frenzy, like making sure we got their services, because they paid in advance. They didn't pay every month, but then at the same time, once they closed, getting all of our equipment and shit off the property and out of the store. And then there was a whole mess with, well, technically we're not closed. Don't remove your equipment from inside the store. And it's like, well, once you're closed and you're gone, we can't get back in here.
Speaker: There's a hole. I didn't see that. I'll be right back. Look at the article in my blog though. Dominic did his daddy like that. Damn. I mean, that's not why I bought it. I actually bought it when you get a little hard one insert so I can get it subscribed and this one doesn't have one. I got to watch the rest of the name. Last night was huge for the WWE.
Speaker: Okay. Did you call the officer at all about when she's coming home? Yes, we were supposed to go home. I'm not willing to take her back. I told her I could take her something from our details.
Speaker: And that's not going to work for me. It's not going to be working fine. I told her I would pay for something tomorrow and she told me I'm not taking it.
Speaker: Jay, I did like both of them was in there, Mark. I'm sitting here watching the highlights now. Last night, see for a lot of people that don't know, last night was a very big marketing night. Actually, this past weekend was a very big marketing weekend for the WWE. Very, very, very big because the WWE is about to be sold to some companies and they're about to get very high numbers.
Speaker: If they ever had a doubt on Vince being a billionaire, he will damn sure be one after this. This ain't just gonna be certified. He's got huge numbers coming at him. People are trying to buy it. People are trying to invest in it. People are trying to market. He's got numbers coming from everywhere. Big ups to Vince McMahon, Triple H. They are, they're about to kill it for real. This is why when you stick with something and it pays out,
Speaker: They're about to get every dime that was ever worked for the most part. It is a numbers game, but they're about to pay him. Vince was always struggling to maintain it on his own. He was always trying to keep the money straight and keep everything in place. This past weekend, it was all over the news. There were companies that's trying to invest in them big time. I'm talking about huge dollars. Huge. As a businessman, this past weekend, Vince hit the jackpot. Seriously.
Speaker: He hit the jackpot. And Biggum's the Triple H. I'm being for real, Biggum's the Triple H. Uh oh, what you being for real about? I hear a little storm over, I hear you. Yeah, Biggum's the fucking Triple H, I'm serious. What'd he do?
Speaker: This weekend was a very huge marketing weekend for WWE. Oh, it was this WrestleMania was massive. No, it wasn't just WrestleMania. All the companies that's about to invest and try to buy the WWE, Vince got numbers coming at him from every fucking way. Big ups to Triple H, I'm serious. Is this,
Speaker: Oh my god.
Speaker: Oh, we're going to get in trouble for this one, boys. Little snippet. You heard it here first, a nonsensical nonsense. Faulkers. Redman and Royster 5ix9ine.
Speaker: Royce and Reggie. Put wack rappers on notice. I want to hear that whole song. World premiere. You heard it first here. Nonsenseical nonsense. Pew pew pew.
Speaker: Anywho, the whitest guy you know. A whitest guy you know, debuting brand new music by Redman and Royce the Five -Nine. Woo, woo, that is the sound of the police. Woo, woo, that is the sound of the beast.
Speaker: I ever dig those. Tony's not even on screen. God only knows where Tony is and he's yelling at me from across his house. Tony's taking a shit. He's like, stop that shit. I hope your finger pokes through your toilet paper and you stick your finger in your bum hole. Shitty finger McGee over here.
Speaker: Uh, sounds like Cypress. Well, I mean, it's red man. That was, that was red man. Red man, red man, a Wu Tang for being such a large group. And I love Wu Tang growing up, man. I read meth, you know, ODB, all those guys. I really liked them for being such a large group. Every one of them sounded different and had their own unique style and sound. Um,
Speaker: I know I'm going to catch hell for this, but I know Red Met did some shit with Lit Biscuit and it was stupid good. They did a whole ass remix of Roland with Red Man, Method Man and DMX and that shit's still one of my favorite songs to this day. And I know every word to that fucking song all from beginning to end. But yeah, for being such a large group of individuals in the Wu thang, they were all
Speaker: so different and they could do solo albums and do their own thing and everything like that. That's a group that I would like to see. They're on my bucket list. I have not had the opportunity and I know that they were just on tour, but it wasn't like all of it was like select members, but either way.
Speaker: They were their own, Wu -Tang was like their own entity to the rap game. They were like their own subset, their own rap genre, whatever you want to call it. They were like, they were just, nobody else did what they were doing. And I don't think anybody else will ever be able to replicate what they did, what they did or what they do.
Speaker: very unique at the time. And even today, and like I said, I'm looking forward to hearing that whole track as the kids say these days. They were doing their own shit. They were owning it 100%. Mark, you are not wrong, man. Marking here. Two whitest guys you'll ever meet on the planet talking about Wu Tang. The one guy that could validate us is
Speaker: I'm off listening to snow. He's in the bathroom. Informa, assembly him and him and him and him. I lick your bum bum down informa, get your bum bum out of my ass. I lick your bum bum down.
Speaker: Stop it! Stop it, you! I think we can still get away with this. Hold on a second, where is it at? I think we can still get away with this on here. Yeah, Tony's gonna come back. It'll be anger than a fucking pet raccoon.
Speaker: I don't know. Jeff has added so much shit. I've lost so much shit. Oh, I think it got I think it got X nade. I thought we still had the Jim Carrey in former. But I think
Speaker: Yep, it's gone. But I can give you guys some words of wisdom from Joe Diarte. You gotta keep going. What am I gonna do? Quit? That's not an option. You gotta keep on keeping on. Life's a garden, dig it. You make it work for you. You never give up, man. That's my philosophy. I can also give you guys a little bit of this.
Speaker: Our one and only very own Jeffrey. You guys are ticks. I'm doing it! Must be a skin I'm sinking in Must be for real Cause now I can feel I didn't mind It's not my kind It's not my time To wonder why Everything alright
Speaker: Everything's gray. Now you're here. Now you're awake. Don't want this. I'm never that. I'll never forget wherever you're at. Don't let the days go by. Glycerine. All right, that's all you get.
Speaker: And ladies and gentlemen, you can get that on social media at now. Since we're nonsense podcast, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and take time, go follow us, go check us out. There's all kinds of show clips on our social media. Why not go ahead and self promote the show since Tony D's taken a poopoo. Um,
Speaker: There's all kinds of show clips and stuff on our TikTok and our Instagram and show picks and hanging out with guests that have been on the show, guests that have hung out with us from Brandon Ford, former tight end of the Clemson Tigers. Rob Durham, who's not only a high school teacher, but a standup comedian. Our boy, Rockley, my brother from another mother. Love that cat. He's been on here several times with us.
Speaker: Former NFL player and in my opinion, and I think eventually in everybody's opinion, Hall of Fame punter, Chris Cluey, all the way down to the holy grail of interviews thus far for me, one and only Mr. Matt James of Blacktop Mojo. And if you don't know who Blacktop Mojo is, you haven't been listening to the show very long.
Speaker: was my favorite rock band, one of my favorite bands. We play them all the time and we landed that and that was awesome. Hopefully we'll have him on again and I won't be so nervous, but I had to try not to completely fangirl. I don't want the guys to give me too much shit, but, um,
Speaker: But yeah, we've got all kinds of clips and fun stuff on the social media. Don't, you know, you can hang out with us live. Monday, Wednesdays, and Saturdays on YouTube and Twitch. Get in the chatters box, add your two cents, hang out with us like Mark and OG and Amanda and Sadie and Stevie wonders. And who else was here? Chris was here. He's a newcomer. OG classic.
Speaker: That's my boy right there. Fuck what they said. Oh, geez, the man. Golf Hawk. That's our boy. You guys can hang out with us in the chatters box too. And you can listen to us on Spotify. You got to take a long road trip. You need something to kill the time with. You're a truck driver. You have a slow.
Speaker: That's that nonsensical nonsense home. Diesel big daddy cool. Rock. Rock went off on the NWA.
Speaker: You feel better, buddy? About 10 pounds lighter? Five. Everything come out OK? Always does. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Always does. I'm going to drop down and get myself ready to call a little home. How you doing? Hey, Cash. Fucking kidding. That's what you do. I'm dropping down, dawg. Tony said, how you doing? Good. Work.
Speaker: He's got his YouTube. I'm quite sure you're going to stay up. It's a three hour show. I'm sure I'll pick or something to talk about. I'll leave it at two Mondays. It's okay. Motherfucker's got it working. It's a three hour show. It should be two on Mondays. You made it three. It's talking about consistency. No, you just want to keep talking. You got a house full of people. All the beer you can drink. Money's comfortable and you still want to keep damn talking. Nobody's here. Nicky's drowning in the bathtub.
Speaker: Go spend time with it. If the bathtub was bigger, I would. I can't teach you everything, Jesus. Tony D. I don't fit in that bathtub. What? Nikki, did you hear what I said? Because he didn't. I don't know what snacks are there. Nikki went to the store. I don't know what's up there, bro.
Speaker: I came home and I came home and threw dinner together and didn't have to get ready for the show. A little taco bake, man. Easy. All you need is some crescent rolls, some sour cream, some burger, some salsa, some Doritos and some cheese. I'll take it afterwards. Behave yourself. Nikki, take care. I tried. I'mma holler at y 'all later. Mother had your mother major mother. They had the kids in there.
Speaker: Y 'all know the exit. That's what he's trying to say, but I ain't phoned before and I don't care. Oh, you got it. I'll see y 'all Wednesday. Much love, brother. I'll see you Wednesday night. The cookies, did you get that as part of their snacks, babe? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, Cass, you can. Everything in the cupboard is better. Oh, everything up there is yours. I didn't know. I was just double checking.
Speaker: Anywho, so I think it's just me. Do you want to do the little old me, little old Blake hanging out? So I am for a little bit longer. Drink another beer. Go watch some, uh, what are we watching tonight? Tell me a story. So, okay. I know I'm, I know I'm a little bit behind the game and I know I get, I get, I get.
Speaker: I get really bored when the guys start talking TV, but let me show you guys how to talk about television shows real quick. Guys kick a dead horse. They stay on a subject too long. Less is more. Keep it simple stupid. I'm way behind the game on True Blood. Nikki and I just started watching it. It makes me sad because it's a great show.
Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, and if everybody else, if anybody else is like me and you're behind on true blood and you've been sleeping on it and you haven't watched it yet, shame on you. Shame on you. I don't know what season we're in four or five. That's only season four. It's so good. It's so good. Like we watched two episodes last night. I wanted to watch the third episode, but had I done it, it'd have been like one o 'clock in the morning and unfortunately I had to get up in the morning and go to work.
Speaker: I know. My co -host is coming to you live from the bathroom, ladies and gentlemen. But we also, we watch a couple different shows. If you're not watching Tulsa King, get on it. One season, blow through it in like three days. If that, it's going to be, it's amazing. From episode one to the very last episode, never a dull moment, never slow, nothing. But
Speaker: We also started watching Tell Me a Story, which is like a weird spin off of fairy tales. And I thought it was gonna be like super girly, super dumb. First season was phenomenal. We were one or two episodes into the second season. It starts off a little slow, but you gotta build up to the story. I think we're more than two episodes in. But it's starting to get better. It's starting to get good, you know what I mean?
Speaker: Oh, you know, you can't even be mad at me for sleeping on, on, on, uh, on true blood. Cause you haven't seen Dexter. Dexter's. Huh? What? Mark said I'd come up with you, but it's three. I absolutely always love you.
Speaker: Well, Mark, go give them little shits, a bunch of adrenaline shots and then get everybody up and then come on here. We got to figure out how to get you on here sometime. We got to do like a, we got to do like a, we got to do like a pre -show on Saturday, like in the afternoon when I'm home and the kids are gone and Nikki's at work and just do like a, like a, like a pre -show or something like that, or like a, a bonus show on Saturday for like an hour. So you can come up here and hang out and shoot the shit with us for a little bit.
Speaker: Cause it's what it's eight 30 here, what six hour time difference. So we'd have to do like one or two, something like that noonish do the Mark hour, but, um,
Speaker: But yeah, now we're at that, like this season of True Blood is so fucking good. And every episode just leaves you on the absolute worst cliffhanger for somebody who's never seen it because it's like crack. You need more, you want more. So we'll do that. Either tell me a story or True Blood tonight, but yeah. Tulsa King, if you guys aren't watching that, get on that.
Speaker: We gotta get Dexter into the mix. Mayor of Kingstown, everybody's told us that it's awesome. It's a great show. That's on the list, but we're trying to finish shows before we start watching shows. And then I just got into NCIS New Orleans. I've been watching it sporadically throughout its airing, but it's on Paramount. So now I've been watching it when Nikki's not home.
Speaker: I was a big fan of the original NCIS until they started replacing all the main characters. But, what are you gonna do? So yeah, go ahead and throw shade my way if you want. Yes, I am very late to the game on True Blood. I'm gonna be very late to the game on Yellowstone too because... Yeah, you are. Fucking first two seasons are the worst.
Speaker: And I'm sorry, Kevin Costner. I love Kevin Costner. I love everything Kevin Costner does with the exception of water world, but you know, it was bad. Kevin, you understand. Plus, how did you not kill your daughter off in the first season? Why did you have to kill the cool son, like the son that was actually kind of cool and then keep Beth around? I can't stand her. Gibbs is a fucking legend. You ain't wrong.
Speaker: Cubes is a fucking man. But Pride, I don't know if you're watching CIS New Orleans. Pride is right up there, man. Scott Bakula, Quantum Leap, Voyager, whatever the hell Star Trek show he was on. I don't know what the hell it was. Generations. I don't know. We got to ask Tony that question. Tony's the Star Trek kid.
Speaker: But pride's up there. That was the cool thing. I watched CSI back in the day when it came out. We didn't have streaming networks when CSI first came out. So I was watching it every week. Grissom was awesome. And then they did CSI Miami. And Horatio is a fucking num school. I can't stand that dude. But then they got CSI New York and Lieutenant Dan fucking killed it in CSI New York.
Speaker: Um, NCIS Los Angeles was, was all right for a minute, but I got kind of over that pretty quick. Now I guess there's an NCIS Hawaii or something like that as well. Exactly. Mark. How the hell do you build a boat in your basement?
Speaker: And then, did you knock an entire wall out? Or did he just, I think it was just like, I think it was just a form of escape, a form of therapy, him building that boat down. I don't think he ever had any intentions on it, on it actually leaving his house. It was a cool boat though, by the time, but I don't know, man. I don't know. Like I said, I stopped watching once I started killing off and
Speaker: main characters leaving, you know, I just, they brought in Fez and I'm like, really? That's fucking Fez from the 70s show. How am I supposed to take him serious? Although he was really good in that movie that was kind of similar to the Crow, but it was like a Hispanic version of the Crow. He was pretty good in that. I can't think of the name of it, but, but I am, yeah, like I said,
Speaker: I am loving True Blood. I know it's kind of... Would True Blood be a chick show? I didn't think so. Because there's action, there's lots of boobies for people like Jeff. You know, there's lots of sex, there's action, there's fight scenes, there's blood.
Speaker: violence and just they got the dramatic side, you know, relationship problems and this, that, and the other thing. They definitely did a very good job of making a, a very well -rounded show and it's like a horror, you know, it's a horror genre. So I got this one speaking of horror movies or horror stuff, got this one watching the screen because
Speaker: Either she's watched it and she didn't remember, or she's never watched it, which was a sin. Wes Craven was the man. So gearing up for Scream 6, because after Scream 5, I am ready to see Scream 6. Scream 5 was awesome. There was a couple of parts in the movie that I really did not like, but I understand things have to happen.
Speaker: But, um, so we just started watching the screen. We're going to watch all of them all the way through from one to five and then get ready to watch six. But you see that? You see that? You see that Tony and Jeff, are you watching this? Are you listening to the replay? You see, you see the TV and movie conversation is fun. You just got to keep it rolling. Not get fixated on one thing.
Speaker: And you can still bounce back. Fluidly. It's all about fluidivity. Hey, babe. I don't know if that's a word. If it's not a word, ladies and gentlemen, it's going in the Glicktionary because it's a Glickism and it's a word now. Yeah, we're, we're, uh, one of the things I make up words.
Speaker: and Nicky wants to write a glitch in there for all my glycosms and and and and click words like irregardless uh recoliculus uh fluid tivity i don't know if that's really a word or not somebody help me out it's a three -hour show man like what do you what do you want me to do you know i can't help with that
Speaker: or part -time. I can't, I can't, I, you know, I love Tony to death. You can't give me, you can't give me 45 more minutes, but you can, you can do all these other things. Mark said, Mark, we were talking about the gluitionary.
Speaker: Mark said, I'm sorry, I called you a cunt, man. I have the glicks. Go fuck. That's why I'm the champ, baby. That's why I'm the champ. So I wear this eight pound chromed out six seams piece of leather and metal. So I'm the greatest podcast host of all time. Door's still open. Any other podcasters that would like to challenge me.
Speaker: I dare you. It is my show. It's, I, you know, we joke around about that, but there's a part of me where it's like, yeah, it is my show, but there's also a bigger part of me that's like, no, it's not my show because I couldn't do this show without Jeff and Tony. And I enjoy having them on here. And, and then all our, our random out of nowhere guests that show up in here and the chatter's box. And, you know, like my man Mark, who, who's not going to leave me stranded. He's not going to leave me hanging out on my own.
Speaker: You know, even though the people that are watching and I know there's some of you that are still watching, you're afraid to come into the chatters box. I'm not a bad guy, despite what you've been told. I was told Saturday night I got boycotted.
Speaker: on a previous app and I was like, oh, five people boycotted me. That hurt. Considering the several others that were still watching me, watching the podcast. Oh, Lord have mercy. I just hope all that bullshit's behind us now. At the end of the day, I'm so over it. I'm so done with it. I'm just going to laugh at it from here on out.
Speaker: I mean, you'll get, you'll get like credits, you know, like when, when, when I go into the, uh, or, you know, like when we go into the podcast hall of fame podcasting hall of fame, and I go into the podcasting hall of fame is the greatest host ever. You're going to get, you're going to get a shout out. You're going to get credit. So when they do, when they do the documentary, the, the, uh, behind the scenes biography, uh, of nonsensical nonsense, you'll get, you'll get nice credits at the end, you know, you'll get shout outs through throughout the biography show.
Speaker: You know, people will know who Mark is. Maestro, Maestro Landauk. Golf Hawk's going to get loved too randomly throughout the, randomly throughout the biography. Golf Hawk will get love. And either before or after the Golf Hawk love. We'll make sure that this is, this is, this is played for him. Hey boys.
Speaker: Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at? This is official, official branding.
Speaker: number number one chatters box bitch mark every time we anytime we mentioned golf hawking the biography down the you know where they do like the little subtitles down below or the little the little text below like um yeah well hold on a second i think i think i have something i can do here where's it at you know um like the little thing right down here
Speaker: Shit. They're not big. It's like my pecker. They're small. There we go. That little guy right there. That little guy right there at the bottom of the screen. It'll say, holy shit, call Fox black. What do we have in here? Oh, we got one of these. Oh, fuck you, Jeff.
Speaker: Oh, fuck you, Tony. Oh, fuck both y 'all. We have so much random shit taking applications for new co -hosts. Fuck y 'all. Fuck all y 'all. Glick approved. Glick approved. I forgot about Glick approved. Fuck you, Glick. Canceled. Glick approved.
Speaker: Fuck you, Smoke. Oh yeah, Smoke gotta fuck you. Chaos gotta fuck you. The nonsensical, nonsense official words are hard. I can't say Kim is 14. Fred and Nick Gandalf. What the fuck? I forgot about all of these. Oh, there it is. Go fuck. I knew he had one. I knew he had it, damn it.
Speaker: I had to scroll through. Yes. Huh? Hold on. I can't hear you. Uh, Libra, we even got a mark in here. Yeah. Fuck you, Connor. Somebody put in a let's go Brandon. Okay. Yeah. I'm a Libra, man. I'm a hardcore Libra too. I'm a hardcore Libra.
Speaker: like I'm. I'm like right smack in the middle of it. Well, there you go. You had one of Staples number one employee. I forgot about half of that shit. I need to. I need to start just just randomly. I don't know somebody told me that when I told him my birthday once they're like Jesus Christ like you're.
Speaker: like Libra Libra. Okay. Well, thank you. I made Libra Libra. What? Alright, I gotta see what the hell she's saying.
Speaker: Oh, check my Snapchat Libra. It's cuffing season for Libra's. This time of year is spectacular for getting booed up. Or if you're already with somebody upgrading your relationship status, what the hell? This is especially true when tourist season begins because that earth sign is all. Are you a tourist? No, but tourist season is next. Yeah, the girls are both tourists.
Speaker: I'll say, yeah, you're gonna try. How the hell am I gonna upgrade my relationship status? Oh, nevermind. You are girlfriend status. I know a little bit about astrology. I know a little bit about astrology, everybody.
Speaker: I'm not telling you, I'm telling you that's why you're so upset. I'm just selling feet and gents selling water all over the place. I'm selling feet and gents selling water all over the place. No, I thought I was pushing to elevate the status. Then she left me for a wish person.
Speaker: Oh, there's a nail sticking up through the floor. I gotta get that taken care of. Oh my God. There's nobody out here. You can watch whatever you want on TV. Huh? You're reading? Waiting for what? Who?
Speaker: Oh, you guys gonna play Fortnite again? Well, you better hurry up. Update. Babe, Mark said updated to it's complicated. Oh, yeah. And it's upgrade, not update. It's upgrade Mark, not update.
Speaker: I told her I said the last time I was told to upgrade, she left me for a wish version of me after I upgraded her. That was the eater. As we established my exes on Saturday shows, we have the cheater, the eater, and the faker.
Speaker: That was project. Damn. Ladies and gentlemen. I'd like to.
Speaker: Let you all know it's only a matter of time before the nonsensical nonsense only fans comes out. Which will. Star me and me alone. I'm seriously considering starting a now I'm not gonna show my pecker.
Speaker: But I can do risque pictures, but I'm seriously contemplating doing a little Onlyfans. Basically, I need to... What? Beard porn. Beard porn. I'm your Onlyfans.
Speaker: Mark's like, where do I sign up? And how much is how much is clicks only fan cost? I'm on it already. You can show the real ones. I mean, those are those are yeah, like, like the real real ones, you know, like you, Mark, your VIP. So you'll get to you'd be like a VIP or VS GP. No way. You would just be an SGP. You would get to see clicks.
Speaker: Small penis. C S G S P. Shut up. It's not small. Um, look, this one, she wants, she wants obviously to upgrade the relationship status. She wants pygmy goats, miniature horses, or miniature cows.
Speaker: furry miniature cows. One ball, yeah, you can see one ball and one butt cheek mark. I'll let you decide whether it's the left or right or a left ball and a right butt cheek. You know, I make decent money, but I don't make house with property and farm animal money. So I gotta start an OnlyFans. Plus,
Speaker: I mean, I got to get a little something, something out of the deal. And as we've established multiple times, I have a small pecker. So, so what does, no, you don't. So what does one do with a small pecker? They go buy a big ass truck to compensate for their small penis. And I want a big ass fucking Chevy. God damn it. And if I buy a big ass Chevy, then how am I going to afford gas? So be ready for the OnlyFans page.
Speaker: And as I told her, I already have a built -in audience. I just want to take some pictures. Mark said, I mean, Jeffrey Dahmer wanted all those nice things at one stage. Then the next day, they're eating a pie, eating a you pie.
Speaker: I don't think Jeffrey Dahmer ever wanted anything nice. That was a weird cat. You know, apparently we haven't started yet, but apparently we live a lifestyle that neither one of us can afford. So I guess it's time for me to step up and, you know. Relax. I just want to take some pictures.
Speaker: I just want to take some pictures. You know, it's high time for me to step up. I'll do, I'll do only fans. I'll do feet finders. Shit. I'll even sell my boxers if somebody wants to buy my funky ass boxers. And let me tell you, summertime is right out of the corner and you want some stank ass, well -worn boxers. Your boy sweats.
Speaker: There's a seat for every ass, ladies and gentlemen. And there's a seat for somebody who wants to pay for this goofy mess. To be on the lookout. Oh, and don't think I don't know. You don't even think if I actually do start an OnlyFans that I'm going to be embarrassed and I'm not going to put that out there for everybody. I don't give a damn what my family and friends think.
Speaker: shit. You can judge me all you want. We got fucking furry miniature cows and pygmy goats and we got fainting goats that are all named Boo 1234527 just so this one can run around the farm going boo boo and scaring them. She wants to name one old shit and I'm rolling around tatted up like a motherfucker. That's all I want. I just want more tattoos and I want a big ass Chevy. That's all I want.
Speaker: That's all I want. Maybe a studio. Maybe I'll build a studio when I buy the farm. A nice studio with nice equipment that I don't know how to use. And I'm going to have to find a producer that knows how to use all the equipment in the studio because I don't.
Speaker: Yes. Yes, Mark. It was on the Glick Show that we talked about anal bleaching for two hours. I hadn't forgot about that. I just really hoped everybody else did. Two hours of anal bleaching talk. I don't know if you've ever watched the show in practical jokers, but Murr has an endorsement with a anal bleaching company. What's going on, Seuss?
Speaker: That does number one fan finally come to listen. That was one of those nights, Mark. I, I, you know, I would really, I'm like a part of me is glad that, that, that, you know, periscope went away.
Speaker: and that those videos are gone. But there's a part of me that really wishes I still had like clips and snippets, excuse me, from the Periscope Days of Vape and Chill and the Glick Show because there was some fucking gold in some of those, there was a lot of fucking dumpster fire bullshit.
Speaker: But there was some real gold in a lot of those episodes and just, and you guys, I mean, cause the chat was never, you know, you know, the chat was never quiet. You know, the chat was always going. It was, it was always, as the kids say, fire. And, you know, we had so much fun. I would love to still be able to find some of those videos.
Speaker: and just take, I mean, could you imagine if I posted a video clip on like Instagram or I probably get taken down on TikTok or like Facebook or something like that or Twitter, the clip of the night that I pulled down the giant box of fucking dildos. Kevin Hawley absolutely lost his mind because I had a box of dildos in my garage behind me the whole time.
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, let's not forget that the hashtag what's in your refrigerator started on my show. And that became a thing on Periscope for a long time. Yeah, we had we had. Well, we're a little reminiscent here, but man, we had we had a lot of fun. We had a lot of fun.
Speaker: I've had a lot of fun on tiktok. I wish I could still find some of those videos because we had some. We've had some crazy ass nights on tiktok too. You know, fortunately I have all the shows. I have all of our shows here for the last almost two years next Monday. I can't believe next Monday we've we've been doing this show for two years.
Speaker: By next Monday, we're gonna be 46, 248 episodes of the show, two years. The evolution of this show alone, because on TikTok and Periscope, it was what it was. There was no evolution. You gotta make sure they're on, I think.
Speaker: You know, when I was doing TikToks and Periscope, it was just, it is what it is. You know, there was no evolution. There was no, I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what's going on. I don't know how to run. I just turn the camera on and fucking go. But the evolution of this show has been crazy and I would like to, and I know it's gonna be a lot of work for me to do.
Speaker: But if I have the time this weekend and I'm going to have my laptop with me, I would like to go through and maybe put a little bit of a montage together from the beginning to where we are now, because it's been a hell of a growth. It's been a hell of a evolution.
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, Jeff first started. He was, he was either in his bedroom or he was out in the car. We had that one episode where dude was literally in his fucking car and in the middle of the show, his neighbor came over because his car broke down and he had to leave the show to go help his neighbor, push his car down the street. And Jeff came back and he was like, Oh my God. Oh my God.
Speaker: from his balcony you know the sound all the sound quality the the audio the how we how we do the show it's it's it's it's I would like to figure out and see if I can maybe create some sort of montage I might have to that's gonna that's gonna be a lot of work I'll have to see if I have some time maybe Friday and Saturday
Speaker: I won't have time Sunday. We're going out of town this weekend and we got Easter, Easter dinner, lunch, brunch, whatever with, with, uh, Nikki's parents. And so I won't have time Sunday and I got to work Monday. So hopefully between Friday and Saturday, I can put a little something together.
Speaker: Wow, dude. And I know you mentioned that. Absolutely. See, this is one of the things. And we shout out the people we have in the scenes all the time. Cam's done a lot of work behind the scenes for us. Mark has taken time. And I know you've brought this up several times. And I'm eager and I'm excited to see your final product.
Speaker: Um, you've talked about, you know, you're going through and making clips and whatnot. I'm just going to do it. I'm literally going to do, I'm going to pull a Jeff, ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to do it as quick and easy as I possibly can. And I'll screen record it from my phone and, and, and, or from my, I don't know how to do it for my laptop, but.
Speaker: You know, I'll screen record it and I'll post it and then I'll send it over and I'll get it into my files and I'll be able to play it on here. I'll put some music to it or something. I don't know. We'll figure it out. Yeah, exactly. No, yeah, no, no, yeah, that's yeah. Like I said, shout out to you for for for for doing that and and take the long slow road for that. I just want to do something real quick and real fast. Yeah.
Speaker: And like I said, I know you brought that up a couple of times, Mark, and shout out to you for doing that. Take the long server with that, and when it's like a complete masterpiece, and I'll give you all the credit in the world for it. But my head has grown over the years, Mark. My head's almost too small.
Speaker: Yeah, I just want to do something quick and fast, grab a, you know, some, you know, something from the first episode, then maybe jump ahead 30 episodes of blah, blah, blah. Just, you know, it's just something I can throw together in like a quick three minute thing for next Monday, because I think that'd be really cool. Make sure that I get the guys, you know, like obviously Mike coming on board, Tony coming on board, Smoke being here with us. Um, uh, you know, get some shit from our guests and stuff like that.
Speaker: But just to kind of highlight where we started and where we are two years down the road. And as a fan of podcasting, there's a lot of podcasts that I listen to and there's a lot of podcasts that I've listened to for years. And I mean years and years and years and years.
Speaker: think one podcast I've listened to almost 10 years and even their evolution and they're huge like they're fucking huge they've been around way before we were and they didn't you know they did the they did the you know slow roll we're gonna get there we'll get there type deal and now they're fucking massive they're doing war tours they're doing live shows or you know it's crazy and I would love for us to get to that point I think that'd be awesome where we would
Speaker: go to a theater and record the show live in front of an audience, I'll be in the scene. It'll be awesome. And then do like Q and A type shit, you know, before and after the show or whatever. But even their evolution or, you know, one of my favorite shows that I listened to and I've said it multiple times is the Mike Kautas show or Roger and JP. Those are two of my favorite shows. They're on terrestrial radio here in the States. They're out of Tampa. But,
Speaker: Well, Roger and JP are in New York. They do a morning show and then they do the midday show, uh, in Tampa. But, um, you know, there's a lot of times when I get frustrated and aggravated with, with technical difficulties and glitches and stuff like that. But these guys are big time radio people on regular radio making stupid money. And they still go through the same shit we go through. And it's like, all right, they're going through it. Then it's not that big of a deal. You know, now I just kind of laugh at it.
Speaker: Yeah, no, exactly. Trust me. Yeah, trust me. I know I've, I've gone through and I've looked for clips. It's a pain in the ass, man. You know, we, we, like I said, we're 245 right now. We've done 245 of these episodes. Get out. Um, but we're still growing. We're still learning. We're, you know, uh, this has become a second full -time job for me. Let's be honest. I probably spend more time on this podcast a week than I do at my normal job.
Speaker: you know, you factor and we do at least nine hours a week of actual podcasting. But then, you know, I'll spend Friday night, I just started doing that on Friday nights, I upload Saturday, Monday and Wednesdays episode for the previous week. And I go live.
Speaker: You don't spend a lot of time with your partner. If you're spending nine hours a week with me, I'm just saying at the end of the day, but now I do have a lot of fun doing this. I, I enjoyed a lot. This is, um, Oh.
Speaker: sound. It could possibly sound bad depending upon who wanted to take it that way. But this is like my little happy place. This is where I have fun. Yeah, and the crazy thing about it and the crazy thing about it is to have somebody who actually in your life who actually supports your goofy ass. For real supports your goofy ass and your dumb shit shenanigans.
Speaker: Um, that's kind of the wild thing about it at the end of the day. But, uh, we'll still be here. We'll still be doing what we do. Has this podcast affected me as a person? Um.
Speaker: That's a good question, Mark. Look at you. This is why we need you to come up here. That's what we should do, Mark. That's what we should do, Mark. And I think we've talked about this before. We need to do a Q &A with nonsensical nonsense. But yeah, it's absolutely affected me. It's absolutely affected me and changed me in a lot of ways.
Speaker: This is terrible for like, as we're getting close to the end of the show. But I think it's made me, I think it's, I think it's, things made me better as a person. This has become my outlet. This has become not only me, but I think Jeff as well. I don't want to speak for Tony, but maybe Tony as well. This is an outlet where we can come
Speaker: and have fun and say and do what we want. There's no repercussions you have to worry about. You don't have to worry about anything. And it's not planned. So at the end of the day, it's legitimately just doing what we do. But for me as a person, for me, yes, it has. Like I said, it's your daughter. The question was asked.
Speaker: It is absolutely, absolutely 100%. It has brought out a different version of me. I am way more confident. It's helped me work through some shit. I don't have, for me personally, I don't have the anxiety and the depression so much. So yeah, to say, has this show affected you? Absolutely. Has it affected me in a bad way?
Speaker: I don't think so, but absolutely in a positive way. One of the biggest things that it's done is show me that I'm not an idiot and I'm not stupid for chasing after my dreams. This has been a dream of mine for years and now it's happened.
Speaker: And I've always, and I'm my own, I'm my own worst critic. I am my own worst critic. I will listen to a show and I will get aggravated with myself. You know, I will get aggravated with myself, but I learned from it and people judge me sometimes. Why do you listen to your own show? I learned from it. I learned how to be a better host. I learned how to, um, run a show better. I learned how to.
Speaker: word things differently or, you know, you, you can be, uh, you know, uh, you don't have to be politically correct, but you don't have to be a brass asshole either. Uh, and granted, sometimes I am an asshole, but.
Speaker: This will be a good like Saturday afternoon Q &A before we do the Saturday night show. We'll get like Mark and random Rick gets you guys to host it and let you guys ask us like serious hard hitting questions and not like, Oh, do you like doing a podcast? Oh, what's your favorite color?
Speaker: And that's exactly what my goal was, Mark. Right there, right there. For any of you guys watching this replay, if you're watching a replay, shout out to you. For any of you guys watching it, not really saying anything, check that comment out. If you see this on the screen right now, and if you're not watching the video replay, I'm going to go ahead. Mark said, you got a community that's always here week in and week out. And you make other people forget about their shit and come hang out. And that's something you can feel proud of.
Speaker: was our number one goal when Jeff and I talked about this and it's always been my goal and I told Jeff I said I want to give people and I've said this a million times on here and I'll say it as many more times as I need to. I wanted us to have fun with the show. Yeah sometimes we get serious, sometimes we get angry, sometimes we get frustrated, sometimes we get angry and frustrated with each other, sometimes we get angry and frustrated with people that
Speaker: or in the comments and we blow up and we lose our shit. But at the end of the day, my goal was always to say, look, this world has gone to hell in a handbasket. Every, I don't matter if you're from America or England or Mexico or where you live, everything's going to hell. Everything's going to hell. Everything's fucked up. The media, what? How do you like, like on the Xbox, once you've had somebody use their name, how do you like, like, like how do you send it?
Speaker: I don't give me one second. So it was, it was like, let's create something that we can have fun with and everybody listening can have fun and they can hopefully put all the bullshit that they're dealing with to the side for a couple hours a week, a few hours a week. And not have to worry about being judged because oh, I'm this, oh, I'm that, oh, I don't make this, I don't have that, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker: Yeah, I was going to tell them over right back.
Speaker: Sorry about that. Now he was actually sending a friend request on Fortnite. So it was a little bit different, but, um,
Speaker: Yeah, it's it's my oldest daughter's boyfriend. Cash is going to play Fortnite with him. But yeah, so I mean, that's that was like I was saying, you know, sorry for the radio silence or whatever. But that was that was the ultimate goal at the end of the day, was to create a kind of a getaway and escape. And we've we've met some really cool people. Random Rick, you know, he's been on the show. You know, great guy.
Speaker: Uh, but yeah, like I said, I would love to do this as like, uh, episode, just a random episode and we can do it on a Saturday. That way Mark, we can make sure you were available. If you guys wanted to host it and conduct it and we can do it live. I would just have to get the, uh, get the guys to be okay with it on, uh, you know, a timeframe and just, just dedicate like an hour to it or a Sunday or fucking something.
Speaker: I would say Friday, but by the time I get home, it's already like 10 o 'clock in your, you know, your time. So, but I think it would be cool, you know, a little Q and A behind the scenes, get to know, get to know the idiots of nonsensical nonsense. Maybe a Sunday would probably work better because we would have gotten a Saturday show out of our system and
Speaker: And then get everybody together like Sunday afternoon, maybe before, after Tony and I do the football show. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. Um, actually what I can do, Mark and random Rick, if you're still listening, if you're on Facebook, um, we can create a group chat between us and we can coordinate it. And like I said, you guys could host it and ask the questions and, and, uh,
Speaker: Well, there goes Glick with his fucking ego again. It is what it is. What are you going to do? Show me. Let's go Reds. But. Ladies and gentlemen. It is that time.
Speaker: We have come to the end of the road. So click, how big exactly is your left ball? The people want to know. How did it get kicked off?
Speaker: Hey, we've been doing this shit for, for, for two years, man. Well, only one person's ever been kicked off our show. And that happened Saturday night. That was Jeff, man. I don't know what was said. I don't know what happened. I got to listen to the replay, but Jeff was. Oh, can they eat it? Jeff was hated. And I had to remind Jeff and Tony, Hey,
Speaker: You guys have just as much power to kick somebody off this broadcast as I do. I won't question it. I won't get mad at it. If you guys feel the need to kick somebody off, it's the same thing with, in the chatters box. If somebody's acting a fool in the chatters box and you block them, get at it. We all joke that this is my show and I do everything, but it is our show.
Speaker: um and I try to give those guys I try to let those guys and remind those guys hey I'm not the only one that's in charge here you know we all have a part yeah we had uh we had a little bit of an influx of new listeners and new followers and a couple of them were acting crazy we actually brought one up here and I was in the middle of a rant because
Speaker: We invited somebody up and I won't say it was a bad thing or anything like that. But me and this person had to air out some grievances. And I was in the middle of a rant and something happened and Jeff was like, no, fuck you. You shut your goddamn mouth. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You ain't gonna stop. And I'm like, what the fuck just happened?
Speaker: And then Jeff kicked him out, but we did bring him back on the show. But, you know, it was Saturday night was a crazy night altogether. It was, it was a weird night, but it was fun. Like we had a good night. I wasn't mad at the end of the show. It was, you know, it is what it is. Sometimes people just got to get shit off their chest. And, you know, it was the first time that I was finally able to be on my format and be like, nah,
Speaker: You're gonna listen
Speaker: And I actually yelled at the guys because I thought they kicked this person out. I did find out that the person was muted. And I said, don't ever do that again, especially if we're going back and forth. Or you guys are going, but I said, don't ever do that again. I thought somebody kicked them out. They left on their own accord, which is fine. But I didn't want anybody to be kicked out unjustly, which is what I thought happened between me and this person.
Speaker: because we needed to just get it out there. What? And as I've said multiple times tonight, hopefully it's done. It's over with. It's in the past. Bye, guys. Bye, guys. Move on and continue to do our thing. Yeah, I'm done. Like for me and the person I had an issue with, I'm done. I've said it more times than I can count.
Speaker: Uh, the guy did, the guy did come back on and, uh, him and Tony or him and Jeff had a good laugh. He was, he was a cool cat, but he was a character. He was a character. And as Tony said earlier in the show, he was one of those guys that just wanted to be on camera at the end of the day. He really wasn't going to contribute anything. He just wanted to be on camera, but he was cool and he was fun. And, and, and we was all busting balls. Um, and, and, uh, you know,
Speaker: the influx of commenters and stuff like that they were friends of his and they shouted us out after the show said it was a fun show it was cool they had a good time uh i think a couple of them were in here tonight they came in and said hey what's up so that was cool you know but yeah so yeah hopefully like i said on my end or my issue line hopefully it's done it's over with we can move on and and everybody can just be fucking happy and be done with it but
Speaker: If not, then I'm going to continue to do what I do and you do what you do. You don't have to like me, but I appreciate you listening. That goes out to the haters, not one person in general, anybody who doesn't like her show, but watch it. We love you. Mean it.
Speaker: But anyhow, let's go ahead and wrap this up. Mark, absolutely reach out to me. Let's, in random rate, if you hear this and you're interested in helping Mark and then double teaming nonsensical nonsense.
Speaker: Let us know and let's see if we can, let's see if we can put something together. I'll get the guys involved. Obviously I don't make any decisions for this show without getting the guys involved. So it'll be like a whole group thing. We'll, we'll organize it and, and, and plan it. And, and I think we'll have fun with it. All right. We appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. If you're not already, go ahead and check out the social medias, Facebook, Instagram, and Tik TOK.
Speaker: Twitter, don't forget about Twitter. If you want to join us live, you can hang out with us Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays, 6 p .m. Eastern time on YouTube and Twitch. And if you can't catch us live, don't worry, we've got your coverage. You can listen to us on Spotify and everywhere you listen to the podcast. All at Nonsense, we're Nonsense Podcasts. Give us a follow, give us a like, give us a listen. And if you be so kind, give us a share. And if you're in here watching this live, don't hesitate to share out the live. Let other people know, hey, we're live.
Speaker: Guys are live. If you're not watching them, what the hell are you doing? Mark, love you, brother. Chapter's box. Love you guys. You guys are awesome. Appreciate y 'all. And with that being said, let's go ahead and hit it with a fan favorite. I said it earlier, my brother from another mother, the one and only Rackley of EVM combat.
Speaker: at EDM combat remixes, or what is it, official EDM combat remix? I think it's, nevermind. He's going to kick my ass. I know he is. I think it's EDM remixes, EDM combat remixes. God, Rocky's going to kick my ass. Rockly, EDM combat remixes, YouTube. Go check them out. Go show them some love. This is kind of a fan favorite. Whoa.
Speaker: Fozzie Judas? Chris Jericho's band Fozzie Judas with EDM's little spin on it. What have I become now that I've betrayed? Everyone I've ever loved, I pushed them all in. And I have been a slave to the Judas in my mind. Is there something left for me to save in the wreckage of my life, my life?
Speaker: You've only ever since the sun
Speaker: What have I become? What have I become? What have I become? What have I become?
Speaker: Alright, ladies and gentlemen, a little EDM combat for your holes. Appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Join us Wednesday night, same nonsensical time, same nonsensical channel. We'll be back with a brand new show hanging out. Tony and Jeff will be here. Your boy, the champ, always in the building, always doing what he does.
Speaker: In the words of Jeffrey Douches, Tony already told you earlier tonight before he left. Mother had ya, mother made ya. Mother fuck ya. And well, your final words of wisdom comes from the bearded wonder. Be good. Be good at it. Goodbye, motherfuckers. What's in the box? Hit the button.
