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Episode 209: FIRST TASTE OF EP #209: “This Episode Was Recorded Near a Gas Stove! In a Locked Garage! Without a Mask!” image

Episode 209: FIRST TASTE OF EP #209: “This Episode Was Recorded Near a Gas Stove! In a Locked Garage! Without a Mask!”

S4 E209 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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Transcript

Introduction to Body Positivity

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Speaker
This next topic is entitled being okay with being gross.

Link Between Anti-Fat Bias and Anti-Blackness

00:00:03
Speaker
I mean, body positivity.
00:00:04
Speaker
First up, what is clearly a fat woman who has connected so many dots to her reasoning that it looks like one of those scribbles done by Samara locked up in the rubber

Association of Body Types with Race

00:00:12
Speaker
room in the ring.
00:00:12
Speaker
Anti-fatness is rooted in anti-blackness.
00:00:15
Speaker
And the reason why people are pursuing thinness is because they're pursuing proximity to whiteness.

Curvy Appearance and Blackness

00:00:19
Speaker
The reason why people hate fat people is because people hate black people.
00:00:22
Speaker
And appearing carvier, bigger is associated with blackness, especially black women.
00:00:26
Speaker
Why

Fitness and Whiteness Questioned

00:00:27
Speaker
do already thin white people try to stay fit?
00:00:30
Speaker
We're already white.
00:00:31
Speaker
There's some science for you.
00:00:32
Speaker
People hate black people.
00:00:33
Speaker
Translation, she's saying I hate black people.
00:00:36
Speaker
Ah, transference

Sarcasm on Medical Advice and Racism

00:00:37
Speaker
and projection from amateur nation.
00:00:39
Speaker
Honey, I'm off to the gym to pursue whiteness.
00:00:41
Speaker
Next time your doctor says, I'd like you to lose 20 pounds or so, you get in his, her, or they's face and yell, racist.
00:00:48
Speaker
Wait, why would

Motives Behind Health Advice Questioned

00:00:49
Speaker
a doctor want you thin and healthy?
00:00:50
Speaker
Where's the money in that?