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Speaker: Hopefully, we don't have any technical difficulties tonight like we've been having for the last four episodes. I'm your host, Glick. You got Jeff over there, the other voice, Freddie Mercury Jr. over there. My wife laughed so hard about that. She's like, you guys are mean. I said, shit, you sure heard what I was saying about Chris. Yeah, right?
Speaker: If you guys aren't already, feel free to follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter, all under nonsensical nonsense. And most importantly, follow us on anchor .com. That's where you'll get every new episode every week. But yeah, uh, you know, that's just how we roll, man. We just, we just fuck with each other. We, we just constantly bust balls. The beauty of friendship. If your friends don't pick on you, they're not real friends.
Speaker: That's my thought exactly. Yeah, I mean if if your friends don't bust your balls who will Friends keep you on a level playing ground Or else your head gets too high. That's what's the problem with Millennials today Their heads are too high up in the clouds and I think nobody's they don't have enough friends to bust their balls Call them out on their shit. It's the Thunderdome man. It's that Thunderdome mentality Yeah
Speaker: you know, any little, any little weakness or insecurity you have. Yeah, it's not done to be mean or hateful or anything like that. It's, it's, it's just, that's how you, you grow up and you learn to be tough. And if you can't survive, well, weakest leaks always weed it out pretty fast. Only the strong survive. Yeah.
Speaker: No, it's that's that's I think I just figured out what's problem with Millennials Nobody they don't have enough friends busting their balls Exactly because they have so many anti quote -unquote anti bullying laws now. It's ridiculous like that's not bullying Bullying shit. He wants a bullying go back to 1994 Yeah Then we'll talk
Speaker: there's there's so many things that are considered bullies are bullying now. It's like, well, come on now. You guys are better. Exactly. You know, if your friend's fat, he's fat. If he's short, he's short. And they know and short. Well, then he's fucked. Yeah. Well, nowadays, you can be fat, short, bald and still get somebody with a little bit of money in your pocket. Yeah.
Speaker: Man, this is actually like the first time I've kind of sat down and been relaxed today. It's been a hectic day, man. I got up and started running as soon as soon as I got up, go to the gym and came home, chase the kids around, had to go help my parents move some furniture. Then I had to go to the store, birthday shopping. 16 year old's going to be birthday's Wednesday. Well, she'll be 16 Wednesday. So birthday shopping out of the way.
Speaker: You had to deal with the boyfriend issue yet. Yes. She's got a boyfriend. They've been together for I don't know man Six seven months. He's a good kid. He's a little bit older than her, but he's a good kid and you know I have the perfect solution first time a boy comes to my house on how to Show him that I'm in charge. I'm gonna hand him a bullet like see this I
Speaker: at ten o 'clock. His friends move a fuck load faster. Yeah. I never wanted to be that dad. I didn't want to be that guy because I never had a dad do that to me. Um I've had a couple of dads do that to me. But yeah, I was kind of a weird kid anyways. So yeah, I don't know. So they did it. I just I just make it very clear that you know, don't don't be a jackass. I I did tell him I was like anything you you plan on doing to her or that you do to her, I'm going to do to you. So think about that.
Speaker: But now he's a he's a good kid. So of course there is the old the old clueless that was Alicia Silverstone clueless remark on listen kid. I got a 45 and a shovel very not very many people are gonna miss you. Exactly. Well, and the fact I have size on my side. So yeah, you're a big guy. I'm big enough. And I guess I'm into me. I don't find myself intimidating at all. But some people some people do.
Speaker: And other people, they just call me a big old teddy bear, which they're not wrong. I mean, I am to a degree, but I, your, your bark is worse than your bite. Mine is well, my, my way worse than my bite. Yeah. I can flip the stretch strip and go from a teddy bear to grizzly bear. And then I can hurt. Oh, well, I think anybody can really, but, but 90 % of what we show people is, is our teddy bear side. And that's how we get underestimated.
Speaker: and there's not going on and when people realize that maybe i thought with the wrong person but uh... that there's these perhaps
Speaker: you know, it cracks me up to no end when somebody, wow, I **** up. Well, we did have an incident with the with the boyfriend. I had to have a conversation. It was a good conversation. I was just like, hey, man, that's, you know, that's not cool. You guys are, you guys are at that age. I can't, I'm not going to tell you what not to do and what not to do but that's disrespectful. I said, go have a little respect. Not only for her but for yourself.
Speaker: On the other hand, I did have a girl's dad palm me a condom and wish me a happy birthday once. I didn't know whether it would be flattered or be weirded out. That's kind of weird. Okay. Yeah, it's like, hey, I hope you have a... He's like, your birthday's this week, right? I'm like, yeah, why? He's like, shake my hand. And I was like,
Speaker: Okay. Basically what he did was like, hey, I know my daughter's a whore. So make sure you wrap it up. As long as you don't have kids, I don't care. I've heard the stories. I know she's been with some real strange guys. So no kids and protect yourself buddy. I just, as long as my daughter doesn't bring home a guy like me,
Speaker: be OK. Yeah. I don't know. She's had a couple of boyfriends that were like, hmm, I don't think I like you too well, buddy. Yeah, I want my daughter to date a guy that showers me with gifts.
Speaker: That would be nice. Get your rich boyfriend. Get your rich boyfriend that it'll buy dad a new truck. Just be like, I really like your daughter, sir. Here. I'm like, yeah. I should. I'd be happy with new guns. He's coming to watch it. Or fucking new tools. Dude shows up. Here's a brand new hammer, sir. Thank you. I'm not using this to beat you with, but OK. When you get older, date a guy who owns a tattoo shop so dad can get all his tattoos for free. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: That's the guy I want her to marry. Yeah. So I can be like, Hey, Bob, it's that time of the month. My arm is looking real naked. Do you know what we fixed that? Exactly. Yeah. That's my next goal. I want to get, uh, I'm apparently covered in Memorial tattoos. Uh,
Speaker: I that's my plan anyway, so like my grandmother died a Couple years ago, and she loved Cardinals. I found this badass Cardinal you know Cardinals kind of a girly bird But I found this badass one that's got his wings up and everything I would get it on my forearm This card girls got razors for wings, and he's shooting them now It actually looks like he's uh I'll send you the picture I'll post it off on the Facebook page, but it actually looks really cool
Speaker: Yeah. For for for a girly kind of bird and you know, the fact that it is a Frederick town bird. I'm not happy about that, but you know. Yeah. And then uh uh my mom's real in the lighthouses. I don't know what it is. My mom's got this real weird neck, real weird uh thing for lighthouses. I found this really cool lighthouse. I want to get on my leg and then for my dad, I'm getting a uh
Speaker: My dad loves the 1955 Chevy Bel Air. And I want to get on the back of the Bel Air. It says Bel Air in 3D chrome. It's pop metal, but it's chromed. And I found a design that actually says Bel Air and it looks 3D. And I want to get that tattooed on my other forearm. My dad and I are huge in the car.
Speaker: Yeah, I'd like to get something for my kids. I don't know what I want to get, uh, for my kids, my daughters, my oldest daughter's name. Yeah. I don't want to go like the, I guess I'll be nice and say traditional, just like, Oh, this is my kid's name on my arm. That's my other kid's name on my own. Oh, this is his name on the others. Like I want to, I want to do a tattoo, uh, for, for the four of them.
Speaker: you know, incorporate whether it's all four and one. Yeah. You know, bar stones or names or. Dude, I just figured it out. I know exactly what you should do. You got four kids. Mm hmm. Get Thanos's glove. Oh, that would be better. With their birthstones and your birthstone in the center. Boom. I get that. You get that like tattooed on my hand. Oh, yes. Do the six stones, my birthstone. Oh, yeah. My girl's birthstone and then
Speaker: the four kids is burst. Boom. That would be actually pretty bad ass. That's kind of cool. I. Then you'd be like, I am Iron Man. That that would be pretty. You mentioned birthstones and I was like, yeah, four kids, girlfriend, him. I actually already have a, you know, school. I want one. I got there's a guy on TikTok.
Speaker: Oh, go ahead. I don't have an angel for my Christmas tree. I have the infinity gauntlet. I use a Darth Vader.
Speaker: Yeah, I had actually ordered it accidentally off of Wish. Oh, man. I'm such a dumbass. Look, listen, this is how Wish is a dangerous app. This is how, you know, I guess, illiterate to technology that I am in real life. That's why I struggle with everything I do for this podcast and whatnot. Which is why it takes all day. Just to upload one episode. It takes me three days.
Speaker: So I don't know about two years ago, you know, Facebook throws up those ads and everything.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Oh, when they do like Wish, they only give you a part of the picture. And it's like, well, what the hell is that thing? So you click on it. And the only way you can you can see it is if you I don't know, subscribe or become a member of Wish or whatever you want to call it. So I did all that. And then I get on Wish and I'm I'm adding shit to my card. I'm like, that's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. You know, thinking like three dollars.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Oh, it's free with shipping. Oh, dah, dah, dah. Thinking that, thinking that, oh, you know, I'll just go back through and I'll delete this stuff or I'll delete some stuff that I really don't want. So, I was doing that and I accidentally hit the buy button, I guess, or the swipe button. I don't know.
Speaker: Dude, I bought $400 worth of shit off a wish. Nice. And I would say like, now, I mean, pretty good odds, like 50 % of it was actually pretty cool. But one of the things I got, and I hate standing up to do this, but one of the things I got was this Infinity Gauntlet. Yes, this Infinity Gauntlet. I thought it was going to be really freaking lame.
Speaker: Really dumb as stuff started coming in from from wish and I started to realize That you forget you ordered shit, and then three months later. It shows up You're like I ordered this awesome for like for like a month and a half straight. I was getting stuff So so I got the package yeah, I
Speaker: that's cool. I gotta get a new battery for it because as I said, it is my Christmas tree topper but all the stones are LED and it's a real heavy material like plastic. Now, I don't ever wear it. So, it's not broken in but if I wore it and actually played with it, it would be broken into where you know, that's it's like this is pretty **** cool for for being from Wish.
Speaker: Well wish has got some decent stuff on there if I mean if you get lucky I wouldn't buy computer parts or anything No, so I mean I got a laptop Yeah, I got random stuff like that Yeah, like toys for kids some some jewelry I got this really cool LED watch that I thought was
Speaker: was gonna be complete ass, which for anybody listening to this right now, we're doing a show and tell on a radio. I'm stupid. Yeah, we're not too bright.
Speaker: Yeah. So it lights up. Oh, that's cool. It's pretty cool. So, but anyways, that'll conclude a show and tell for wish show and tell. Now, if you would like to see what we're talking about, can you listen to this? Make sure you follow us on Facebook and Habs. And when we go live for these recordings, the show and tells will make more sense to you, I guess. Yeah. Or you can actually follow my YouTube channel, K2K and productions. It's on there too.
Speaker: If they ever got around to making a YouTube channel for this, then we can put them there. But I'm already running six different social medias and doing all the editing and audio. And I'm not a smart enough guy. Our podcast I don't think would ever get monetized on YouTube because we curse way too much. I think you can curse on YouTube as long as you just don't
Speaker: show any peckers and whatnot. But yeah, well, I'm not I'm not worried about mom. I'm not worried about monetizing now. I don't even know if that's the wrong word. But if it's not, then it's a click ism. So it is a real word. But it's it's that's not why we do this. We do this because a I explain the why I do YouTube videos the same way I explain why we do the podcast. And it's super simple.
Speaker: I'm gonna build something. Always. I have a phone. Might as well turn on the camera. Same way with you and I, we talk all the time. All the time. I think I talk to you more than either as much as I talk to my girlfriend or it's getting dangerously close to being that I talk to you more than I talk to her. But the fact is, since we talk so much, why not just
Speaker: Let everybody hear what we're saying. It's not like we're talking shit about people. Although I do have a story about shit happened to me the other day. We think what we talk about is interesting. Maybe somebody else will think what we're talking about. I took this new job and as part of this job, I have to go into the hotels and I went into those hotels called the Aberostar.
Speaker: And I do not work for a bureau star. I work for another company. And I went in, and I got my mask on and everything. And the lady says, oh, you can't come in without a beard with your beard on. And I was like, right. OK, but how did you get in? Because you have a mustache. And then I turn around and left. And she looked at me like, oh my god, I can't believe you just said that. I'm like, oh my god, I can't believe I don't work for the fucking hotel and you won't let me in.
Speaker: So I don't think I'm allowed back there, but I don't care because that hotel sucks. Yeah, I guess. I'm trying to go back to the only one way to find out. You know, it's funny how it's funny how they don't. Except for the hat. Not that you're wearing a brown hat again. Yeah, I'm wearing a brown. It's it's one of the support the troops. OK. My bonus son got it for me for my birthday last year. Nice.
Speaker: but um i i i'm my wife hates when i wear a hat so i only have two and i i very rarely wear them dude i have i used to collect hats i used to love wearing a hat i have easily my wife hates it yeah i easily probably have excuse me i probably easily have um 50 or 60 hats in my house right now
Speaker: And I keep buying more because my girlfriend, she works, she works for this retail store. She works for, they have an awesome line of clothes for men. So I love everything they have, but they always come out with new hats. And every time they do, I'm like, I want that one. I want that one. I want that one. She's like, you have to, I'm like, all right, I want that one and that one. You know what hat I used to have that I wish I could get another one.
Speaker: I had his really badass Justin Bootes hat. And I have no fucking clue where it is. I want a new one. Unfortunately, I cannot buy them down here. I have to order online. Yeah, they have their own clothing line called Hawks. Right here it goes.
Speaker: But it's all work where it's like. So, yep, here it goes. 19 minutes and we're already having it as police. I don't know what happened there. There we go. But really, I'm not really the biggest fan of this, this app, but if, if all else fails, we'll, we'll definitely finish up on Facebook and I can share it to the nonsense. Well, nonsense page, but anyways,
Speaker: They have, it's called Hop. And I freaking love all their hats and shirts and stuff like that. So I've gotten a couple of their hats and then I've got a couple. Great, except for the hat. I don't know who said that. That's from Facebook. I don't know where it came from. Yeah, that's Facebook. What's the name of the company? Hops?
Speaker: It's, uh, Cox. Oh, okay. Oh, like my last name. Yeah. Like your last name. Yeah, but it was an X instead of okay. There's a, there's a company. There's a company in, uh, the UK. That's it's French connection of the United Kingdom. And it spelled, and when they, they literally just put their, their initials and it spells fuck.
Speaker: What the hell? Well, that kid, that kid, I didn't, you know, people used to run around with the Cox hats on all the time for South Carolina. So yeah, I remember when that, when that was the thing when we was in high school, you jackasses. Yeah. Well, they make an amazing set of clothing.
Speaker: But I just walk around with my fuck shirt on people. That's like, you know What in the fuck yeah They played with their name so they could put you know, they made it almost a parody of itself
Speaker: and I was like, that's genius. Oh, my goodness. So you have some news for us, correct, sir? Some Florida news. I don't think we've bullshitted enough for about 20 minutes. We can. Yeah, we can go. I don't necessarily know if these are Florida news. I just like I said, I really welcome to the news.
Speaker: Yeah. Welcome to the news. You need some like music or something to plug in there. Yeah, I'll figure that out eventually. Trust me this. Well, you know, you should have tones ready to where you hit a button. Well, you got to have a mixing board and all that stuff. And look, one step at a time. All right. I'm not you know, I'll get to that point. I'm going to play around. I was saying I got that that that app for editing and whatnot. And there's so much you can do with it.
Speaker: And, uh, I think what I want to do to, to learn it more is to do like a four or five minute recording of just whatever I can just talk about fucking shoot the ship for five minutes trees. And then just to play around with this, with this app, all the different tools and stuff that it has to see how, how it works and whatnot. But I can plug in and all kinds of fun jazz with it. But, um,
Speaker: But yeah, anyways, we definitely kind of shot the ship for a few minutes. I got a couple articles here that
Speaker: Since we started doing this, I find myself looking at these at these news pages more and more. And the AP News has become my favorite because it's got normal news stories and everything like that. But they got this whole other subsection called oddities. OK. And essentially, basically what that is is just strange news, goofy news stories gets us away from all the bullshit, the political nonsense, the the riots and everything like that. I'm not on the video.
Speaker: I don't know. We can still hear your voice. Okay. Well, I'm not worried about it but it's just showing you. My wife just sent me a message. You're not showing you. You know what? It's not. Yeah, I just know that. That's weird. Can she hear you? Yeah, I don't know. Give the delay a minute. She'll show you. Can anybody hear me that's on Facebook or YouTube? I don't know what my wife's on.
Speaker: go off the haps for too long. It, uh, like kicks me off. Hey, there we go. Now you're there. I figured you're out. All right. There you go. Perfect. Hey everybody. There's Freddie Mercury. To get that watch, listen to episode four. That was recorded Wednesday and posted today. It's up live now.
Speaker: on all of our social media. I'm going to need you to learn some Queen songs. We're going to do a, we're going to do it. I want to see that movie. That movie's like two years old. How have you not seen it? I know.
Speaker: I got I watch a lot of shit. I'm still catching up. The thing is, I watch a lot of shows, movies, movies are the problem I have with the movie is if I get into a character, then the movie's over. I'm like, fuck. But a show like like I'm still watching Walking Dead. And, you know, I'm like, what's going to happen to this guy? And you really do live in the past down there like you are like you're like five years behind the rest of the world, aren't you? No.
Speaker: I personally, but everybody else is normal because I, you know, like I wait until everything's as up to date as possible. Like at least four seasons before I'll start. Yeah. Because like we said before, I like to binge watch. I don't want to, because I hate recaps. Just don't cut it. And, and I hate waiting. So.
Speaker: That's why I haven't watched WandaVision. I haven't watched Falcon Winter Soldier yet. I'm waiting for them to finish. Dude, you just need to stop. And you need to get on them shows so I can actually fucking talk to you about them because the last episode of Falcon and Winter Soldier was so goddamn good. And I want to talk about it. And I can't. I will go ahead and get that done as soon as possible. WandaVision, we don't have to talk about.
Speaker: That was I can download Falcon winter soldier on my phone and and play it on the whoops play it on the while while I'm Doing anything else I'm not charging. I was sharing this out on Facebook Did you see did you see from Wednesday night that there was another podcast that commented on our on our video? No
Speaker: Yeah. They're like, they're like, if you want to be entertained and become smarter, then come check out. I was like, I was like, Hey, I was like this motherfucker and, uh, Hoss also had sent message to me yesterday and he's like, you should put them on blast. I was like, no, what I think I'm going to do is I'm going to follow their page and I'm going to go comment on all of their stuff and tell people to listen to our shit. Yeah. Fuck them.
Speaker: Try to snake our listeners will snake yours. We don't care I'm happy for you know I was talking to my mom about it, and I said you know I'd be happy if like ten people listen Yeah, you know because like I said I'm not doing this for money and Fame or whatever I'm doing it cuz we would be doing it anyways I'm doing it for money and fame Yeah shit
Speaker: Well, I mean, don't get wrong. If we if if somebody wants to offer us money, we'll take it. Oh, yeah, easy. I mean, as long as I was actually thinking, you know, we need a beer sponsor. Just keep you in beer and sponsor, keep me on cigarettes. I've been after Budweiser for years. Look, I've been drinking. I've been drinking your beer since I was Budweiser or anybody from Budweiser. If you hear this right now, I've been drinking your beer since I was 15 years old. I'm almost 40.
Speaker: and I still drink your beer and and I and I I support and protect you. Show some love man. Show some love. To the point where I I I have been in fights. Actual fist fights because somebody is disgraced your great name and you're great tasting beer Budweiser. So, where the hell are you at? Amen to that. I I used to drink a ton of Bud Light. I'm not I I don't like Budweiser. I like Bud Light. So, you know, that's the same but I don't like that lime **** they got. Yeah.
Speaker: You know the some of the greatest commercials ever made was Bud Light presents real men of genius Some of the funniest I actually have some of those I do on my tick -tock every once all download one I'll throw up at a tick -tock. I'm like hell Yeah, I think I think I've done one or two of them buddy of mine that does
Speaker: He likes to do what he hashtags, epic bro do it. Oh, excuse me. Yeah, you know what? I thought about trying to burp so much, but then at the same time, I was like, that's kind of my thing, so. Yeah. Well, my wife and I were commenting about that. My wife is sitting there, and our kid burped. And she's like, that's so gross. Why do you do that? I said, oh my god, you don't listen to the podcast enough. She's like, what do you mean? I said, you should hear Chris.
Speaker: I've done it for so long in my lives. Like, you know, I've got that. It's my past. It's a natural thing. It's, you know, it doesn't affect. Well, I've done it so long in my life that people look forward to them, you know, like, like somebody will come in and they'll be there. They're like, I've been here for 10 minutes and I have not got one click burp. And I'm like, hold on a second. Hold on. Let me chug this beer. I'll get right on it.
Speaker: Yeah, here they come. Yeah, usually once they start and it's just like game over. Have you seen that guy on TikTok? He 3D prints a bunch of shit.
Speaker: No, I don't I don't he 3d prints Thanos's glove and it looks like it right like he's a movie Is this the same guy who made like the Iron Man suit and stuff? Yeah, he made a full Iron Man suit. It's it's life -size and all that stuff. Yeah, he wears it Okay, I know who you're talking about. I assume the I've seen the Iron Man one I think he did that shit makes you want to buy a 3d printer. Oh
Speaker: 3D printers, from my understanding, aren't super expensive. It's the material that kills you. The material that's what kills you. It's the same thing with... It's the same thing with other things, you know. I'm trying to think of an example, but there's a lot of things like that. Like printers. Printers are cheap. Printer cartridges. Holy shit. Yeah.
Speaker: cheaper to put gas in your car. Well, I mean, it's the same thing as, you know, like you, you doing your building shit. The building part is easy. You know, buying the wood is not easy. The material gets you. It's always the material, man. Yeah. Not to mention with those 3D printers, you watch some of them videos. Oh my God. You, you almost got to be a, I don't know how they figure out like, well, it's a, it's a CAD program. It's a program. You, you sketch it on the CAD and it, it,
Speaker: the program basically does all the work yeah but when you're making stuff to wear and everything because I've seen some guys sizes yeah the way they had to measure everything out and do the math and everything like that it's like I watch it I watch a guy I watch a guy on YouTube he does he does dioramas
Speaker: He I mean he buys like a cheap model of a of an RV But he makes it look like it's 300 years old or something But he prints out he 3d prints like a small lantern and hangs it from it You know like camp stove and all he burns out really small stuff that doesn't take a whole lot of time to print
Speaker: But once he paints it and makes it weathered and all that stuff, it's fascinating to watch. My wife's like, you're retarded. Why are you watching this? I'm like, shit. The problem is it's it's it's so satisfying to watch. If you watch it too late at night, you'll fall asleep and wake up and go, fuck, I missed that whole episode. Yeah.
Speaker: There's a couple of those good people like that that Watch them, you know, they're building shit and it's just they're the tone of their voice in the cadence No, this guy he doesn't speak at all. Oh, really? He's like Yeah, he has like real like almost like a classical music kind of thing real soon Lullaby going on
Speaker: Yeah, that's what he uh, he puts subtitles, you know, so like what what paint color he's using and he's i think he's um lithuanian because uh or or german or russian or something because it's it
Speaker: There's two subtitles. There's one in yellow one white the one in whites English and the one in yellow is I don't know what language but you are so far off on Yeah, he's like Lithuanian or German maybe Russian Russian in German is kind of similar. Let me get Lithuanian far out. He's European. We'll put it that way He's something he's not from America, but he does amazing work
Speaker: And the you know weathering is making something look really old is not easy. It's it looks easy but like he he took a piece of Tissue paper and Once he got done with it. It looked like an old you know the blue tarps that you buy for to cover like your car or whatever he made a piece of almost like toilet paper and
Speaker: And he put it on top of what like an old railroad car and when he got done with it It looked like a tar one of those blue tarps And it looked like it's been sitting there for like 20 years and it was amazing I was like, holy shit And the the creativity behind it is is what captures my imagination to no end But yeah back to the news, sorry we got a little rant there those are really bad guys
Speaker: and swatches busting into my door. Is that that rabbit? No, my daughter, I just had her. I was like, come here. Thank you. Are you want to calm down, Miley Cyrus? You're not a wrecking ball. Jesus Christ. I was waiting for a reference. I was like, why the Miley Cyrus?
Speaker: Yeah. I already told you that. It's not my kids this time. I just I just asked her to shut my window so I didn't have to get up and wander away. She's like crashing through my bed and then she like stomps down on the floor and crashes through the **** door. It's like Jesus Christ. It's like what did you just kick my door open? No, I opened it. Are you sure?
Speaker: she can fit like a SWAT team she said we got Luna and it has a hook on it so we can put it on the cage okay we'll hook it on the cage alright I'm so happy it's not my kids this time I call one of them at least she said sorry my kids are just like fine
Speaker: What's going on bitches? I feel like walking shoes like what's up bitches? You know that scene that scene in Ferris Bueller's Day off when his sister realizes he didn't go to school she kicks in his bedroom That's what that's I that's all I can imagine right now she kicked in the door and just stood there but I fucking knew it
Speaker: I'm recording a professional podcast here. Yeah. Yeah. We're so professional. We can't get the app to work half the time, but we're professional. So, so I was like, I was like, I'm just going to send her a Snapchat and be like, Hey, come here for a second. I guess you would come in here.
Speaker: Yeah, so I had to get up again and walk off no, she's just like what's up bitches BANG slam the window down jump off the bed Because the doors open all I've got to come in and
Speaker: Hey, by the way. Are you done yet, dad? So yesterday at school, my friend, he ate a dandelion, and then he threw up. And my other friend, he threw up. He threw up. I did it for him, because I did it. It was a gristle and chisel. Those are the best stories. They have no point whatsoever, but you have to sit there as a dad. You have to sit there and go, that's amazing.
Speaker: That's the funny thing about kids they could tell you a story for for an hour and a half and at the end you look at your your significant other and go oh
Speaker: What the hell was that about? Yeah. Am I supposed to be impressed or mortified? I'm not sure. What's going on here? I don't even know what happened. I wrote a podcast for fuck's sake. This kid can't even tell a sentence. A story that lasts a sentence. I wrote a two hour podcast that can't, that gets more point over across the deck. I can't see you anyway. Well. Oh, can I share this with you? That's hilarious. I'm just so glad it wasn't my kids this time.
Speaker: and the fact that I have more, if not the same amount, if not more people in my house right now than you do. Well, right now it's just me and my kids. Unfortunately, my girlfriend lives in Tennessee, so her and my other son, they're down there, but it's just me and three of my kids.
Speaker: So I have okay. Yeah, there's more people in my house right now because my wife my kids my mother -in -law her kids and I'm pretty sure my stepfather -in -law be here any minute Yeah, so it's it's It's easy to do this on a Wednesday because they're not here on Wednesdays They go back to their mom on Wednesday and like every other Saturday is easy but it's that Saturday when they're here and it's just like
Speaker: it's like
Speaker: I hesitate to walk out into the living room just because I'm afraid of what I'm going to walk into. Yeah. It's like the episode one. We got done and I went downstairs and I just went, what the fuck? Yeah. Well, when we got done with that episode, I was like, hey, take a deep breath. Remember Lusa. Don't kill him. It's illegal. And I walked on the living room and they're just all chilling on the couch watching TV. I'm like,
Speaker: I went downstairs. I said, all right, turn off the TV. We're cleaning still for five minutes. Yeah. They were just chilling on the couch, watching TV. And I'm like, what'd you guys do? What are you talking about? You guys are being.
Speaker: way too quiet and real suspicious. They're like, we didn't know anything. We was watching this. Oh, they're watching. It doesn't matter. But I was just like, okay, cool. Thanks, guys. What did you do? What did you get? Where is the body? Who did you get? I was like, hey, you guys are awesome. Thank you for being.
Speaker: My kids, my son just sat and watched TV, but my daughter just decided to get into everything. Yeah. Who's the oldest? My son. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah, that makes sense. And my wife's brother, he's 16. And of course my wife's brother had to introduce my kid to Fortnite. And then they downloaded it on my PlayStation and I'm like,
Speaker: So now I have the best threat. I'm like, you know what? If you don't do as I say, I'll delete that shit. I have no, I never used it. Yeah. I've got Fortnite on the PlayStation in my room, the Xbox out in the living room. And I have no use for it whatsoever. A lot of times because, uh, Fortnite is cross compatible. So, um, they'll, one, they'll be in here or one or two to be in the bedroom.
Speaker: Yeah. Why don't we play in the bedroom? Why don't we play in the living room? They're playing together and then like, um, they're, they're a little brother. He plays Fortnite so they can play with him. And then my oldest daughter, her boyfriend, he plays Fortnite. So they'll have like a little lobby thing going on. Yeah. And I came home from work one day and as I'm coming up the stairs to the apartment, I hear yelling and I'm like, fuck man, I do not want to,
Speaker: I did not want to walk in on this. And I came in and what they were doing is they were playing the game, but they were yelling back and forth. And I was like, you guys do know that I have headsets for both fucking systems. Cause they were, they were, my, my, my boys were on FaceTime together in the living room. And then my daughter was on FaceTime with her boyfriend in the bedroom.
Speaker: And I'm like, I have headsets for both systems. Why are you screaming? And they're like, well, that's how we're talking to each other. And I was like, holy shit, how long has this been going on? The neighbors are probably losing their minds. So.
Speaker: But that's cool. I mean, you know, gaming has come so far that that is awesome. They can play the same game together on two different systems in the house with their brother who lives, you know, 500 miles away. And they're with my daughter's boyfriend who lives the next town ever or whatever. And, and they're all on different systems and they can play together. Right. So I don't understand Fortnite. It pisses me off. There's nothing worse. I don't, I don't have a problem going on.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't have a problem going on Call of Duty and getting killed by other grown men. But when I got some little seven year old kid that smokes my ass on Fortnite and then trash talks to me, I'm like, oh, you little bastard. I hate this. There's nothing you can do about it. Yeah. Your mom should have swallowed you, you little fuckbag. What the hell, man? But
Speaker: No, I don't get the whole concept of Fortnite. I can't. I can't. It's annoying. It annoys the shit out of me. It's one of those things, man. It's a battle royale multiplayer game. It's just a dumbed down version of Call of Duty for the kids. I know there's a lot of adults who play it and have made tons of fucking money off of it.
Speaker: And I go on it and I'm like, I'm the greatest Fortnite player of all time because I win all the time. And then I go get on Call of Duty and I'm like, y 'all motherfuckers are in trouble because I'm the champion Fortnite. And it's just like, Oh, this is so much harder. But now I do love my video games. I'm glad my kids have gotten into video games.
Speaker: Well, it's like I said, I love that game, Days Gone. It's a whole zombie thing. I love it. You should check out Last of Us. If you like Days Gone, you should check out Last of Us. Last of Us. That's my next purchase. I was never into games like that. And when I bought my PS4 years ago, when it first came out, Last of Us came with my PS4. And I was like, oh, it was a free game. Let me try it.
Speaker: dude, I got so hooked on that game. The story was amazing and it was so fun to play. And then it was like, I want more. And just, um, I think last year they released because the fans were, what did it so bad? And they were clamoring for it that they did, uh,
Speaker: the game they did part two of the game. Part two, yeah. Well, like I want to play Red Dead Redemption. So good. Red Dead Redemption, that's a good series. I started playing Red Dead Redemption too, but I think they lost a little bit of what the first game was just because they added the online role of the multiplayer thing, which was cool.
Speaker: but when
Speaker: I just want to play the game. I want to play the game. I want to play the story because yeah Red Dead Redemption The first one was a good story and it was a fun gameplay. That's how last of us was it was awesome The story behind Days Gone is so good. It's just a guy looking for his wife and and the What's it called the plot twist there at the end you're just like wait what the fuck I
Speaker: Yeah, I played it. You're just you're like, oh, I totally know what you're talking about. Yeah, I've never played it. You don't see it. You don't see it coming at the end. The guy that's helping you track down your wife, he's part of a government agency that if you get close to them, they'll they'll shoot for her. Well, he's a scientist working there. Yeah. And it now here comes my kids.
Speaker: I have no idea. Last of us is a post -apocalyptic kind of zombie -ish. It's more of a virus type thing. But it's so good. Very COVID. Not really COVID. It's a genetically mutated type virus. COVID. Fair enough.
Speaker: When it turns people's in the like zombie like creatures monsters and stuff like that But it's it's just a story it's so good And it's one of those ones that that that'll throw you on an emotional roller coaster. Oh, that's the days gone throws you get gives you a little bit of motion but what I find hilarious and days gone is I
Speaker: Everyone rides a motorcycle. There's 400 ,000 cars that you can run into, but God forbid you actually get one of those running. Well, where's the fun in riding a car when you can have a motorcycle? Yeah. I mean, I would choose as a car guy. Speaking of motorcycles. Yes. Totally all subject, but that's how squirrel. That's what we do. My girlfriend said I'm not allowed to have a motorcycle.
Speaker: My wife told me that too. Actually, actually she told me. Mm hmm. Go ahead. Do it. Do you? What happens? Yeah, just do it. Mm hmm. Sure you will. I'm like I wanted a motorcycle for years and her her friend's little brother got a motorcycle and he wrecked it the other day. That's what brought up the subject. Yeah, that's what happened. When my brother wrecked his, my wife was like, see, this is why you can't have a motorcycle. I was like, I didn't even ask. Yeah.
Speaker: I don't want I don't want a crew. I don't want a a big old cruiser bike. I actually want an Indian I I like I said, I don't I don't want the motorcycle for for the use of a motorcycle. I want it for I Basically want the motor and transmission
Speaker: You can take a Harley engine and bolt it up to a beetle transmission No, but you're talking once again the beetle comes like 50 horsepower and a Harley comes like 80 and
Speaker: Yeah, but owning owning a Harley sound Coming out of a beetle people just look at you going what the fuck is wrong with your beetle But owning a Harley is like owning a boat You spend more time working on it than you actually get to ride to some bitch I got a buddy of mine I got a buddy of mine who owns a Harley and I've seen him take more pictures of the Harley in his fucking garage than I've seen of him actually riding to some bitch
Speaker: I'm like, what'd you do? Did you go to spend all that money on the Harley just so you could take pictures of it in your barn? You're not planning on riding it? Well, and I still don't know why, but they all leak like a sieve. I'm not charging. I don't like it. Well, that's kind of like, um, the old, uh, common mo, Cummins motors, man. Those motherfuckers, those motherfuckers just,
Speaker: they're just always spitting and slobbering around. They're like a goddamn great name. When I used to work at Ohio State, when I worked at the university, I had generators I had to take care of. And I did the weekly tests and everything like that on them. And we had one in the tower, that was a Detroit man. She was beautiful. Oh man, that was a beautiful generator, big old Detroit. And then I had that Cummins down in the boiler room and the other building.
Speaker: That's slobbered ass bitch. Always taking them ahead. But that Cummins was a hundred. I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure they use, um, they use some of their oil for lubrication. Probably, but that Cummins was in almost like a, a, a two -stroke motor does. Well, like that, that Cummins generator was a hundred times better and
Speaker: stronger and and then that that Detroit was I mean that that Cummins could have powered both buildings and not even flinched at it but that Detroit would kind of that Detroit would kind of struggle at times in the town yeah it would it really would when I would do the test it would be like we're going to do this today or am I just going to take the day off and I'm like no you bitch you're gonna fucking run god damn it
Speaker: I've been thinking about I've been talking to my wife for years about I want a truck really bad and The other day I decided I think I'm gonna get me a diesel Because my brother he said his diesel just it's so much fucking torque. It's ridiculous What are you gonna? What are you gonna do with the diesel? I mean, what do you need a diesel truck piss people off? Pretty much
Speaker: I will rip the cats off first things just so I can roll coal on people. I just want to roll up against somebody and go, hey, do you smoke? And then hit the gas like you do now as I drive by. I would want to punch you in the face. I hate those jackasses that roll. Oh, really?
Speaker: I want to put that fast. I got that fast. I could probably catch it. Oh, you can do it right. You can do it right. I can probably update the turbo and yeah, I could probably very easily catch a diesel pickup truck in my cruise. Well, it's all about what you do to it. You throw a tune on it.
Speaker: and
Speaker: 200 horsepower to 250 in a matter of minutes. Yeah. But you're also talking about a vehicle that's two, what two ton compared to my Chevy Cruz. That's about 75 pounds when it's raining. Yeah. That's the other thing is like, if your first came up against me, I'd just drive over top of it. Speed bump. Watch this. That was my mentality when I had my Bronco.
Speaker: Oh, I can't outrun you, but I can run you a bug over. I may not be able to outrun you, but I'll run you over. I don't know why, but my phone is not charging. It's seriously upsetting me. Oh, it's probably because you got an iPhone, and we all know that I can. No, I do not use iPhones. I do not use iPhones at all. I thought you had an iPhone. No, good God, no. I run a, it's a Hawaii. Hawaii. Oh, yeah. My buddy's got one of those phones. He was telling me that I should get one.
Speaker: They're excellent phones. They're excellent phones. The only problem is like my charger cable is in through hell and I Need to get a new charger cable, but I don't know It's like it says it's charging But the battery keeps slowly dying It's like down to 10 % I don't know why if I mess with the cable long enough, it'll jump back up It was jumping up for a while and then it was up to like 24 now. It's down to 10. I don't know
Speaker: So I had turned down my screen volume brightness. You got to have you got to have multiple extra charges. I've got probably I do. I do. I'll probably have six or seven different charging cords. You're going to have to get up and leave where you know, I'm going to actually send my wife a message to have my kid bring me a charger. Bring me another charger. Tell a little son of a bitch not to kick the door in like he's fucking SWAT.
Speaker: don't, don't, uh, don't be Miley Cyrus. No, no wrecking balls. So I want to ask you a question. Maybe now that we're an hour, maybe I, maybe I can, uh, I can say what it's been good conversation. It's been good, good, good. This is what this is all about. Talking back and forth random nonsense. Um, so now like,
Speaker: Obviously, my name's Chris and Lord knows that's a very common fucking name. I think I graduated with maybe all close to 10 persons might have been close to 10 persons. How common of a name is Jeff? I don't know. I don't know many, many Jeff's personal personally. I think I will. And throughout my entire life, I've only known maybe five or six enough.
Speaker: Oddly enough, not extremely common. I mean, you know, you got Jeff Bridges, Jeff Goldblum, Jeffrey Dean Morgan. I didn't say Radawolf famous, Jeff. I could be here all day if I started Radawolf famous Christmas. I'm talking about personally, in life, that you actually met. I've only met one other. Personally, I've only met one other. Oddly enough, we graduated in the same class. Well, I know a lot of ourselves. But the weird thing is, his middle name was David.
Speaker: My middle name is Jeff. My first name is David. But so is my father's first name is David. So it used to get. Now that I never knew after 25 years, I never knew that your actual name was David. Yeah. Oh, trust me. It gets seriously confusing down here. When every time I go into the hotel, I'm like, I'm like, uh, plug it in for me, please. You go to the hotel and ask them to go in the hotel and they're like, well,
Speaker: Like I said, I have to call my guy. Well, they're usually American, but, uh, but, uh, my, my, my ID badge says David, but when I go into security, cause you go gotta go through security, you, you have to sign the sign in and I first thing I do is I write Jeff and then I have to go back and write David in front of it.
Speaker: And they're like, why did you do that? I'm like, okay. And then when I call people, I'm like, Hey, this is Jeff. We come down and see me. And then they come down. They're like, where's Jeff? And everybody's like, we don't know. I'm like, it's me. That's something else that speaking of the hotel that I'm in, I'm in a hotel. It's called the majestic.
Speaker: Most of the hotels, when you go in, you give them your ID, your driver's license, right? And then you go into said hotel, and they give you a visitor's badge. The hotel I'm in, signs me in, doesn't take my ID, and just lets me go in. They don't give me a visitor's badge, nothing. Now here's my thought. I wonder, being a white guy, if I could go in,
Speaker: Change in the stairwell before I go into the main lobby into touristy clothes like swim trunks and the t -shirt If I can get away with it Because I have all the room numbers of my clients And it's it's they're all you get there. They're all inclusive hotels So basically I can technically walk in and go right to the restaurant like yeah, can I get a burger and a coke? Then go back in the stairwell change it back in and go to work
Speaker: Oh, oh, so you're trying to scan the system. I was confused. Well, yeah, I can. I can literally get away with going in and like I just instead of going to work, just go and spend the day by the pool.
Speaker: on how I can get away with it. Yeah. I don't know how it's going to benefit you financially because no, they're not financially, but, but it's not doing your job, but a free meal, free meal, free meal, free meal. Yeah, man. Some of the restaurants, I mean, five star hotel. It's a five star hotel. Yeah. Bad boy. So, you know, it's coming up.
Speaker: Amen to that. Well, apparently your guys' summer has been postponed because of a lot of people weren't ready for summer. So. I will fight you. I will come to Mexico and fight you. No, no. What I mean by that is you guys got snow the other day. I know what you mean by that. And I think what it is, anybody in Ohio complaining about the snow, Chris ordered snow for Christmas and it's from Wish and it just arrived.
Speaker: He said, I want a white Christmas. And then but he ordered a Christmas day. So I actually I ordered it for the July, hoping it would get. But I mean, we did. We actually we had about a foot and a half of snow for Christmas. We had a nice white Christmas. It was funny because they didn't forecast it. And, you know, my son, he was born in Charleston. So coming home to Ohio, he still likes the snow.
Speaker: And he was like, I hope we have, I hope we have snow for Christmas. And I was like, I don't think we are buddy. And, and then like Christmas morning, I think they were here for Christmas. I can't remember. Well, um, cool cup and it was just fucking snow everywhere. And I'm like, there you go, dude. Yeah. So.
Speaker: Well, thanks a lot, you little shit. I gotta go plowing the right way. I don't gotta plow shit. I live in an apartment complex. They gotta plow it. They gotta plow it. Somebody's gotta do some work. But it ain't me. It ain't me anymore. That's for goddamn sure. I'm too old for that shit.
Speaker: So your actual name is David. Now that's a more common name. I do know a lot of Davids. So I bring that up and now we're an hour into this and we're just now getting to my fun news stories that I find. So I bring that up because in Lincoln, Nebraska, hundreds of men showed up.
Speaker: to fight over the name Josh. No. Now listen, this is awesome. Like it's not a bad thing. This is awesome. I just don't want to do this. Like I want to do this in Ohio. I want to fight for the name.
Speaker: Chris, you know, like Highlander style, which is what it sounds like they did. So a fight over the name, Josh, drew a crowd from around the country, around the country. They went to Lincoln, Nebraska. This happened. Yeah. It happened today. Uh, that's like that brassica part of the redheads. There's immediate redheads in Switzerland every year.
Speaker: But they fought, this is what they did. So Saturday, this afternoon, for a heated pole noodle fight. They used all these noodles to fight. It all started a year ago when the pandemic boredom set in and Josh Swain, a 22 -year -old college student from Tucson, from Arizona, messaged others who shared his name on social media and challenged them to a duel. Hunter showed up at Air Park in Lincoln. It was a
Speaker: location chose at random to participate in the silliness. It started with a grueling and righteous battle of rock, paper, scissors between Swain from Arizona and another. And so Josh Swain from Arizona battled another Josh Swain from Omaha.
Speaker: and as soon as you won that competition, allow them to claim the title. I don't know, it just shows this guy, but the winner of the Paper Rock Scissors, they were able to claim the title of the one true and only Josh Swain. Okay, okay, so there's a bunch of Josses and one of them was, two of them were named Swain, so they're like, yeah, you have to change your name, fucker.
Speaker: That's hilarious. The most famous dick I know is Kevin Hawley. There you go. Kevin's in the chat. So after that righteous battle, the pool noodle competition followed. It was open to anyone with the first name of Josh. The victor of that competition was a five -year -old who was... the hell?
Speaker: A five -year -old named Josh was the victor who was coordinated with a Burger King crown.
Speaker: that's the thing. Josh Slade said he did not expect people to be this adamant and didn't expect people to show up. So, so they got all these Josh's together and they had a pool noodle competition and how cool is it that a whole five -year -old boy won and they had the Burger King crown and they they declared him. I think I think everybody saw this five -year -old. Yeah. Everybody saw this five -year -old like, you know what? I'm gonna let him be me. **** it. Yeah. You know?
Speaker: How can I doubt this kid was like just slaying motherfuckers left and right on his own? Maybe he was. I mean, maybe he was. Maybe he's in advance. But when they got the ground and he is now declared
Speaker: The king of all Josh's and known as the only or the one and only Josh. So how cool awesome how cool would that be? Because like for me now, this is something that I think would be awesome to go on your resume. Yeah.
Speaker: For life can put that on his resume. I am the king of all just Just throw that into my resume. Yeah winner is coming I love that show
Speaker: I use that reference every day. I see somebody in a weird vest, and I'm like, winter's coming. Yes. And they look at me like, what? I'm like, yeah, you'll get it. You'll get it one day. Shut up, you jackass. Have you seen that movie? That's kind of like that movie Grown Ups with
Speaker: Paul Rudd and the dude who played Stiffler, Sean Williams Scott. Grown -ups? That was an Adam Sandler movie. No, it's role models. That's the role models. Yeah, role models. Yeah, where they do that live action, it's like... That would be so fucking cool to do. It's called layer or something like that. It's live action role playing. It's called barping.
Speaker: the
Speaker: No, it's layer. I just watched that movie the other day. I just watched that movie the other day. I think you're wrong. I would totally rock that. I would. I think it'd be so awesome. Oh, look at that. I'm charging. I just got up to 10 % from nine. So my phone raised the roof. I was, I was dreading. I was dreading and just kicking off going fuck another goddamn.
Speaker: Well, I guess I guess I'm left to carry the show again I'll be back in 20 minutes Once I figure out the charges fucking thing No, my kid brought me another charger cable. Nice and my where my wife buys these cables, but they are fucking six feet long
Speaker: Oh, every cable I have is about 975 feet long. I want to get I want to get one of the spool. But that's that's all they sell at the truck stops. That's all they sell. That's awesome. Super long cables. Yeah, it's awesome until you're spending three hours trying to find your charging. Find the end. Find the end so you can charge your fucking phone. But but yeah, like how like
Speaker: That story, like I want to create a and I'm sure there's probably already one out there. I need to just find it for all the Christmas. Yeah. Then I just want to go and start talking. I just want to start talking shit. It actually reminds me. That actually reminds me there a story I read. I read this a long time ago when I was like 10 or something. This kid, he he his birthday was coming up and he wanted he had a very common name and he went through the phone book.
Speaker: And he wrote letters way before email and shit, but he wrote letters to all these guys that had the same name and asked invited. He says, don't bring presents or anything, which they all did because he was like 10 or whatever. But like 75 guys showed up at this guy's house, this kid's house for his birthday party. His parents were on board and everything. And they're like, yeah, that sounds interesting. But 75 people showed up. Yeah. And they all had the same first and last name. And I was like,
Speaker: there might be three people if it was me nobody'd show up i'd get an email going sorry i can't make it it's too far yeah no i know i it's crazy when you say that like people would say first and last name i know years ago um when my mom was still alive i got a phone call from her one day right and i answered the phone and i was like hey mom what's going on and she's like okay good and i hung up the phone on me
Speaker: I'm like, what the what the fuck? So I call her back and I'm like, Ma, why are you hanging the phone up on me? Like, you call me and I answer the phone and she's like, I just want to make sure you were still alive. And I'm like, wait, what? Why would you think I was dead? And she was like, Oh, I was scrolling through the obituaries and I seen Christopher, Christopher Glick. And I was like,
Speaker: Really, mom? So you just think that somebody actually took the time to write my obituary, take the time to like call your mother and be like, by the way, um, Chris died. Obituary out. So you'll find it. We'll see in the newspaper.
Speaker: You didn't take the time out of your day to call my mom and say, hey, by the way, your son's dead. And she was like, well, I mean, I was like, hi, mom.
Speaker: Like really she's like well, I just had to make sure it's those it's those little stupid phone calls that I miss the most from her I laugh my ass off when she started telling me I started laughing so hard my mom and I have the weirdest conversation my mom and I talked for 20 minutes about needlepoint Sewing because my mom's really in the cross cross stitch and when I you know I wanted something to bond with my mom with when I was like
Speaker: five or 10 or something like that. And she actually taught me how to sew. And believe it or not, I use that shit all the time. Oh, I bet. Because, you know, my I hemmed my pants for work because I bought pants that were too long and hemmed them up. So that's and they're perfect. You know, it's probably tough to find pants that that fits you. I mean, yeah. Well, I mean, the kid section, you know, baby gap.
Speaker: I need pants that only have an 18 -inch display. I wear a size 40 face. However, I am in Mexico, so I blend in really well. You're not wrong there. Yeah. Although, one of my friends is the tallest Mexican I've ever seen the dude is like 6 '9". I'm like, Jesus Christ, man. Are you sure you're Mexican?
Speaker: the the
Speaker: You know, the holes are so small, you're gonna be like, okay, one, two, fucking, I'm done for the day. It's not the holes, it's the counting in the kitchen. Well, you have a piece of fabric that's literally woven. And in between where the weave is, you have four holes. So you count down and from the left or right or whatever, and that's where your starting point is. And it took me the longest time to actually, I don't even think I ever finished my first project.
Speaker: So you never actually, I got about half of it done, but the problem is like it, my mom is not a TV person. So she'll sit on the couch while, while we were watching TV and she'll do her needle point. She's just in her own little happy world and blah, blah, blah, blah. While we're watching TV. Well, I figured that's a good time, you know,
Speaker: You know, I can do it then too problem is I sit there and I do three stitches and I look at the TV three hours later I'm like, okay, I'll do three more stitches And then look at the TV for another three hours. So I have to be Hyper focused when I do something like that Because it's ADD, you know Yeah, it's yeah, you gotta you gotta But you gotta be able to walk away from all the other
Speaker: Well, as another adult with ADD, how many projects do you have going on at once? Really? Oh, shit. I know that I can't get through them. Oh, I finish them. I don't have like nine projects. I don't do much. Yeah, the biggest project I have going on right now is this podcast. I have this.
Speaker: It is and I struggle watching two idiots trying to talk about something. Yeah, I don't know who said that. I don't know who said that. What's your name, Facebook user? Because my Facebook comments are not not not keeping up. Yeah. But, um, no, I generally try not to have a lot going on. I almost need because of that reason.
Speaker: Yeah, I'll watch TV. Like I'll have TV on, um, for instance, when I'm going to edit it and whatnot for this and doing my life, silly shenanigans. Um, but, uh, I took you off the screen again, by the way, speaking of ADHD, I just figured that out. Oh, well, I don't know. I'm back on. Yeah, I got you back on. Okay. So
Speaker: This looks like nonsense. Well, happy. It is nonsense. Well, welcome. Welcome to nonsensical nonsense. I'm about to ask one of my kids to bring me a beer. Do not come in. Yeah. That strikes again. First of all, first of all, I'm proud of an accomplishment that me and my ex -wife and our friends, when my daughter was only maybe two years old,
Speaker: Uh -huh. Not only could she go to the refrigerator and get us beer, because we all drank different beers and stuff, she knew who drank what. Nice. So we'd say, hey, Austin, go grab us a beer. And if it was me, she'd bring me my Budweiser, who's my buddy. My daughter can make coffee. My daughter can make a hell of a cup of coffee. She's five. She's five. But like, I don't have a coffee maker either. Yeah.
Speaker: But yeah, you know, like I was saying, I try not to have too many things going on at once because I do find myself kind of spaced out. Even just doing this one thing. Anybody who's ever watched my lives, how the hell I keep up with conversations, I don't know.
Speaker: because I will space the fuck out right now. And Lord knows it's happened on here numerous times. We constantly do it. Yeah. So I have, I have the YouTube channel. I have this, I have, uh, another podcast that I'm actually getting ready to start where I just interview people. Um, I have, who wants to be interviewed by you?
Speaker: Well, it's like I have I have a couple of people that like one of my friends I went to high school with, he was he he was a senior when I was a freshman. He's a stand up comedian and a high school teacher. That's just a fucking awesome story. And his tiktoks is fucking blowing up. Like his tiktoks get 10 times the views that you are nice to oddly. Oh, OK, so now my my Facebook comments caught up. Sorry, I don't mean to jump in there, but Tony, how's it going?
Speaker: He was the one that said great for that, except for the hat. My uncle was in here. What is this? I'm watching that. That was your uncle's nice. Yeah. And then one of my favorite people, this dirty, rotten Steelers fan coming in here talking shit. Here we go. Her boyfriend's getting ready to move up here. He lives in Tennessee, too. It's weird how Ohio people find love in Tennessee. They must breathe some some good ass fucking people in Tennessee.
Speaker: But her boyfriend's getting ready to. Or some dumb people in Ohio. No, he. He's. Or some dumb people in Ohio. But. Oh, no, man. He's a Tennessee Titans fan. So Pat, Tony and Healy and Kevin, thanks for tuning in. Sorry, the comments are lagging way behind.
Speaker: Are they really friendly? Yeah. Well, they're, they're lagging way behind on, on Facebook. Usually they're, they're, they're pretty quick on Facebook, but they're, they're dragging ass for me. So I got another, I got another good one for you and I just lost it. Oh, was it a squirrel? Oh, okay. No, it wasn't a squirrel. My phone, my phone locked. Yeah, that'll do it. So, so I had to squirrel.
Speaker: Yeah. Uh, these, these, these are the things that I, that I'm, that I look up now. I'm like, I said, since, since I never did it until we started doing this and now, now I look this stuff up and it makes me laugh. And of course I hear about it on other radio programs, like actual radio programs, not podcasts, but, um, you know, the big thing has been like the, the gender reveal stories and whatnot. Yeah.
Speaker: So I got one for you out of Kingston, New Hampshire. Okay. Now you've seen everybody does like, Oh, we're going to hit this baseball and it's going to explode. We're going to cut into the K off ball. Yeah. The golf ball, the smoke bombs, the balloons. I did see one guy. He, he actually put, uh, he had a diesel truck with stacks and he, he revved it and it was supposed to go.
Speaker: blow the color of smoke, but his truck was in gear and he slammed it into a tree. Oh, shit. He wasn't even in the truck. That was what was funny. Oh, no. He reached in to hit the pedal and the truck drove away.
Speaker: Fucking jackass. Oh, I was like, oh my god. Yeah. And you've seen so hard. And you've seen like the guys you can buy the the tires who the car tires that create. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you've seen that other burning rubber. Well, and Kingston, New Hampshire. Mm hmm. Somebody got their selves onto a goddamn miniature nuclear bomb.
Speaker: Regenerieville party that had such a blast that it rattled it rattled towns towns with an s plural Holy crap police in Kingston a town not far from Massachusetts border received reports of the loud explosion Now there was videos there was videos of people's like ring doorbells that were not only vibrant. Oh, yeah. Yeah
Speaker: Hey, because of this explosion, like two towns over, but we're picking up the sound of it. Holy crap. They had 80 pounds or 36 kilos for people like you of Tanner, right? Of Tanner, right? Holy shit.
Speaker: to to blow which is typically sold over the counter as a target for firearms which my buddy did that with with with his with his second £80 dude. That's a ton.
Speaker: Yeah, they had they had a little a little canister or whatever. And one of their buddies who was quote unquote a sniper in the army, it took him four shots to hit it. Not a very good sniper, but. Well, 80 pounds, you got to be some have some distance, son. Holy shit, because Tannerite is not something that's to be fucked with in the first place. No, then you go ahead and I mean, if you're too close to it, you're going to lose an arm.
Speaker: not a finger or an arm. 80 pounds was enough to basically in New Hampshire is not a very big state. So there were several towns that felt that it was just like at what, at what point do you say, okay. Gender reveal parties are getting a little out of control. Just, just a couple of, just a couple of weeks ago, uh,
Speaker: there was a gender reveal party. It was a guy and his brother, but the guy who was having having the kid, they were going to do something with the gun. Well, the gun went off and killed the soon to be dad. Nice. Because whatever they were doing. So it's like. Stop it. Just get your fucking balloons. Well, it's like you almost have to one up the next. You know, it's all people trying to one up each other.
Speaker: But yeah, it's very keeping up the Joneses things. It's like when they did the wedding dances. Yeah. Have you seen those videos where it's like the bridegroom start dancing to his classical romantic song and then all of a sudden it sounds like the DJ fucked up. And then all of a sudden they start dancing to Will Smith and
Speaker: Yeah. Rick James and everything else. And you're like, all right. Yeah. I've seen it before. I don't need to see it again. Yeah. The DJ polls and us and has technical difficulties. And it's just like, Oh, you keep getting jiggy with it, man. And then they start dancing like, uh, they, they start doing the, the music through the times like that, that you see that video, the guy he did, um,
Speaker: The evolution of dance. It's very evolution of the dance kind of thing. A million years ago. Oh, yeah. But it sticks in your brain.
Speaker: It does. It's still kind of shit that sticks in your head forever. It still holds to this day. I mean, it's still good. It's still awesome. So. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's it's still relevant. That's the beauty of it. I mean, that's the thing. You don't have to do all these big, crazy, extravagant things like, OK, the dancing is cool. You know, that's not going to get old. It is what it is. But all these general real parties. I mean, you're like my youngest son, I think, because we lived in Charleston and all of our family was here in Ohio.
Speaker: I think we we sent a small box to everybody uh that we ordered offline and when you open the box balloons came out because we didn't but it wasn't like we we we knew what we were having we i'm not gonna wait i'm gonna be surprised dude i i never did the whole surprise thing i was literally we were at the gynecologist you know doing the ultrasound or whatever and i was like what the fuck is it what is it come on come on come on and i found out i was having a boy and i just fucking
Speaker: Got a horn. It's a fucking boy to everybody. Just call. Yeah. Yeah. I don't understand. I don't understand the whole, Oh, we want to be surprised thing. You're having a boy or a girl. It's not that big of a surprise. It's not like she's going to magically give birth to a fucking giraffe. You know, what cracks me up here. Here's, here's what's messed up in the world right now. It's all about the gender reveal, but 20 years later,
Speaker: The the the people that are born 20 years ago are like you can't assume my gender Yeah Make up your fucking mind It's a baby. It's not a it's not a he or a she it's a yeah No, it's a fucking baby and it's either born with a fucking turtle head or it's born born with a taco, you know Rocket science here. We'll let them choose their gender when they're old enough
Speaker: Oh Science and biology Nowadays that are that are you know? I forget who's what celebrity was she's like. Oh my son is he's a girl. I'm like well. He's fine Yeah, did he say that or did you say that come on well? When you're five when you're five you have an older sister you want to be like your older sister So you're like I'm a girl too. You know and all of a sudden I
Speaker: They run with it to the point where they're trying to put these kid on puberty blockers and shit. I'm like, come on, man. When I was five, I thought I was going to be a transformer. You know, I want to be kit from Knight Rider, for fuck's sake. So you're going to you're telling me I'm an I'm an 89 Pontiac. Yeah, I identify as a Tyrannosaurus Rex and nobody will tell me differently.
Speaker: Anytime anytime somebody calls at me with that I identify stuff I tell them well I identify as the patchy a Nighthawk helicopter, so I can destroy anything Yeah, you know when you're an adult when you're an adult and you can make those decisions for yourself. I don't give a damn exactly what you call yourself
Speaker: You can be whatever you want to be you're not hurting anybody if it makes you happy That's all that fucking matters at the end of the day if it makes you happy and you're not hurting anybody else and you're not hurting yourself Who cares do what you want? Just you don't have to throw it in everybody's face. Yeah, you don't have I don't know You don't have to for I mean the whole respect my gender ask. What's my pronoun? You know what? Yeah
Speaker: Well, I'm looking at you. I can't respect your pronoun and I can't respect your gender because I look at you and you look like a dude or I look at you and you look like a chick, but you might be a chick that looks like a chick who says they're a dude, but I don't fucking know. So calm down. Exactly. You know, identify you as your pronoun, wear it on a T -shirt. Well, I mean, at least try to look like your pronoun.
Speaker: is like that whole that whole video that came out last year or the year before that that that lady that used to be a man in GameStop and it was like, it's like motherfucker. That's Bob. You are six foot five and sound and look like a man.
Speaker: So with long hair, calm down on the poor fat kid working at GameStop. That's just trying to make a minimum wage trying to pay his gas just to get to work in his shitty shitbox Honda. That's going to got, uh, it's a four door with only three windows roll up and give him a break. And now you're trying to fight this poor kid because you are confusing as hell. I'm sorry, but you're confusing as hell. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, I read something today. It was a meme, but it was like, if you need somebody to justify what you see in the mirror, then you have bigger problems than what you see in the mirror versus what I see. You got bigger problems with, you know what I'm saying? It's crazy. I just, I just,
Speaker: I just told everybody, what's up? Yeah, that's pretty much what I did. Hey, what's up? I'm like, how you doing? It's not like I'm going to introduce myself and be like, are you a he or a she? Well, in some people's defense, I've met this person about two years ago that was either really good looking dude or really hot chick. And I couldn't tell any either way.
Speaker: And I, I made sure to stop myself with saying, cause I was trying to sell them a club. I'm like, well, I met my wife at said club. And which is my pitch for that. But I was like, you could meet a significant other cause I'm 99 .9%. It was a chick, but heavily baggy shirt, you know,
Speaker: No real sign of makeup, but you know, uh, shoulder length hair. So it was like, yeah, it could go either way, but I was going here. So in situations like that, I'm just like, what's up dude. Cause dude beats everybody. Yeah. All inclusive. We got a special request that you, uh, did you do a handlebar mustache? Oh my God. No. From the one and only Kevin Ollie.
Speaker: Yeah. Back on the gender thing, Kevin, I forgot about that one. I heard about that the other day and that made me laugh. There was a lady who did a gender reveal and she like farted pink dust. Oh my God. No, I saw one where they bought the wrong smoke bomb.
Speaker: and it came out black. Oh, that was one of those skits on TikTok. Was it? Yeah, it's like his black best friend. He's only black guy there. I'm going to head out now. That's strange. How does that happen? I think my buddy Greg didn't hear him and I were talking on Snapchat the other day about
Speaker: Here's like the other guy out here on your podcast. He smokes a lot of cigarettes. Where is he flipping them out? I was like, fuck, I don't know. Into the corner. Right out the window, man. Right out the window. Right in the front yard. When I'm done, my wife yells at me to go pick them up. He commented, don't burn the house down. Flicking them cigarettes. It's concrete house. You can't. It's impossible.
Speaker: I told him I said, I think it's a nerve thing. I think because he's never, you know, you've never done anything like this. You've never done the live streaming or anything like this. It's not really a nerve thing. Even when I'm talking to somebody, it's like something to do with my hands. I never haven't. I'm always like,
Speaker: Yeah. So even if you and I are in my front yard right now, I'd still be smoking like a chimney. But I don't smoke like that normally. That's what's oddly, that's what's odd about it.
Speaker: You know what? I know you like to talk and I know this isn't very professional and I don't take 30 minute breaks on like some podcast host. I got a piss like a motherfucker. Go ahead. Yes. That's, that's, that's very similar. Yeah, go ahead. That's a very similar thing. Uh, when I'm, when I
Speaker: If I'm at a bar or something, I'm in the smoking section. I'm not the guy that just sits there and be like, okay, I'll wait an hour and a half for my next cigarette. Fuck that. If I'm having a conversation, I'm gonna just keep rocking them out till I run out. But I am trying to cut back on it. The problem is I also have them sitting right here in front of me, staring at me like, I need one. When I literally just put one out. But it's an odd thing.
Speaker: But I also enjoy smoking sometimes. Sometimes it's like when it's raining and I have to go outside to smoke, I'm like, fuck. But other than that, it's not that bad. Okay, I'm charging. I don't know why, but my phone just does not want to charge tonight. So I need to not touch any cords because it just went from seven to eight, which means I'm finally charging. That's my biggest fear is my battery dying.
Speaker: while doing in the middle of the podcast because we've had enough technical difficulties in the first four episodes that we don't need it in episode five. We've had interruptions from Chris's kids, interruptions from my kids. Let's try to make this one go without any interruptions. And thank God Chris took his mic off because the other day he had his mic on while he went to the bathroom. And I heard the whole thing.
Speaker: But it sounds like he's coming back. That's a good thing. Man, I had to piss like nobody did. Oh my god. That's what happened last Wednesday. I was sitting here drinking Coke out of my coffee mug. And by the end of it, I was like, get out of the way, everybody. I got to piss. So I made sure I didn't have anything to drink with me today.
Speaker: Sean asked, do you have a cartel living by you? Well, I mean, you know, I'm going to drink when we do this. I don't drink a lot, but I still went to the bathroom before I started. That was probably something that actually I've been drinking. But, dude, as soon as I opened the door, man, it's like, are you down? Are you down? I'm like, no, Lord, how? What did you say? Are you bored? I'm like, oh, they just warned me. Like, Jesus.
Speaker: I can answer the question about cartel living by me. Not that I really know of. I have a couple of suspicions, but nothing confirmed. And I've never really had any issue in 20 years. So it all comes down to one thing. And this is why I tell people when they find out I live in Mexico, it's just like living anywhere. If you're looking for trouble, you'll find it. But if you're just minding your own business, nobody's going to fuck with you. I can't find trouble anywhere in Ohio.
Speaker: You can find it down here. Just look around. I look around for it. Yeah, that story of you and Andy at the bar. We want to fight you pigs of the bitches. I gotta, I gotta, hey Budweiser, how you doing? The new Budweiser 55. Budweiser select 55. Only 55 calories. 1 .9 carbs. Yes, because that's what you're worried about.
Speaker: silver label hmm pretty hey you what the model used to drink one of the first times I saw you uh do you know the temptation resort yeah I know that I actually used to work at temptations this is gonna this this Budweiser is gonna get me in trouble probably or get as a sponsor I hope so fingers crossed they could pay Chris and beer
Speaker: Every Friday beer truck pulls up at my house used to be Just to answer that Facebook question Chris that temptation resort was a It's not really it used to be a swingers joint But now it's just kind of it's an adults only put it that way So, you know, I mean there's a lot of topless to be topless chicks around stuff like that. It's a really nice resort They just redid it like two years ago. I
Speaker: It used to be kind of a shitty hotel, but now it's super nice But yeah, I work there. Oh Thanks for stopping in oh five and It's super nice Well, yeah next time he's down tell him to fucking contact me. I'll sell him some tours. I could use the money
Speaker: This this this Budweiser, I just got this for the first time tonight Steve what is up, man Steve seems here, man Excellent. How you doing Steve Steve? We talked we talked about you a couple podcasts ago about how you've ruined me for any other V any other motorcycle except Yamaha you shit I
Speaker: No, this this I just bought this tonight. I've been drinking but select How do you I didn't worry about the calories in the carbs because I just started going back to the gym man. I'm trying to fuck that shit, dude I just ate like a quarter pound or half a pound of fucking ribs Almost oh I ate a pound of ribs. Fuck me. I Literally just ate a pound of ribs before doing this. I
Speaker: That that yzf 600 now you have me wanting a yzfr one like like ever since fucking high school What year was that that bike you had Chris or? Steve sorry Did you cut out again Yeah, it's that time of day it's uh
Speaker: 8 o 'clock my time which means it's that's when when the app starts to die yeah I heard you let's switch over to Facebook yeah switch over to Facebook no no I said from here on out we're going to switch oh excellent well we got about 20 minutes it was a 99 yeah that thing was badass dude
Speaker: Even though it was only a 600, it still looked nice. But Chris and I were talking about, I want to take a YZFR -1, take the motor training out, all the wiring, and build a one -off supercar using that as the power. Or I might actually put that motor and transmission into a Volkswagen Beetle and just scare the shit out of people. I know. I've got to take it out of my truck, too. No, so, yeah, this Budweiser Select is like fucking water. I ain't going to have to take a massive dump.
Speaker: Nice. But yeah, every time and we get about an hour and a half into it. I'm telling you, I know what it is. It's the fucking it's the time of night. If we would have gone earlier, like we planned, unfortunately, we both had issues we had to take care of. But if we go earlier, I don't think we'd run into this problem.
Speaker: It's it's time. You're still listening or you're still watching. Uh we should link up next weekend and have a beer. Fucking A. And come down to Cancun so I can I give you a beer. I'm gonna have a smoke. My social smoking's kicking in. Anyways, what were we talking about? We got distractions. Well, we were talking about the that uh gender reveal stuff. That was crazy. Well, we talked about that that that kid uh
Speaker: Having all those joshas come by in switzerland some in some european country And it's it's close to switzerland, but it's not switzerland. Oh No, no, no, no, no i'm talking about Another thing that's similar. They have an annual Gathering of redheads It's just walled. Oh, yeah, that's probably like
Speaker: that's probably like Ireland or Scotland or some shit like that I'm not sure where but it's it's like redheads from all over the world just show up for a week I want to gather I want to gather all the Chris's and have a legitimate fight real full on swords and shit and I just want to know bare knuckle fight bare knuckle
Speaker: Let's go. Come on. There can be only one Chris you sons of bitches. II could gather all six Jeffs in the world. I'll sit around and drink beer and smoke cigarettes. Pretty much.
Speaker: because a fight between the six Jeffs would end. It's Ireland. That's where that's no, possibly. Yeah, I thought it would be Ireland because that makes the most fun. I read it a couple of years ago and it just kind of stuck in my head because I have a a weakness for redheaded chicks sometimes. Every every man does. I mean, that's that's that's that's not a hit in high school. I worked at a restaurant while in high school
Speaker: called Sweeney Stu, who's a five -star real star. I'd fucking wear a bow tie and a whole nine yards. I was a bus boy, but one of the waitresses was a redhead and well, things happened. Every man has a soft spot for redheads, whether they'll admit it or not, but no man wants to
Speaker: You know what I know it's something you and I we need to do one day Chris we need to go to What's that fucking In Germany they have
Speaker: October fest yeah, I'm thinking beer fest but pretty much No, but you gotta go to the original man, I'm going I mean I'm down that's like that's like ordering your October fresh from wish well Your October fest tickets from wish you end up in fucking bump fuck
Speaker: Nebraska somewhere going, this ain't the same. I'm going, I'm going to a beer fest. We're at an Ohio. Did you get that fucking shit from Wish? Don't fucking judge me. But I mean, that would be totally something like, I would totally rock that out. I think it'd be so awesome. They have, I was talking to a guy about it. They have a wheel and it's not really a wheel. It's almost like a, uh, the top of a carousel, you know, the, the,
Speaker: where it's just a big dome and people sit on it and they spin this thing up to like 60 miles an hour and whoever stays on wins.
Speaker: I'm like, oh, I mean, it's so dumb. That's like the that's like the the PBR bull riding. They do the the poker and you sit in a table inside the arena and they they they unleash the fucking bull. And the last person that says that the table wins the money or or wins the content of that. Now, I've done bull riding. I had a buddy of mine. I think I think Nathan took me bull riding once. It was bad idea.
Speaker: the announcer was like, and I wore, I wore Jinko jeans, 36 inch bells. And I get ready to get on the bull and fucking announcers like, and look at this guy. Jinko jeans on tennis shoes and, and I'm wearing a baseball cap backwards and they're like, look at this cowboy.
Speaker: What the hell is in there? He's off the bull. I like the bull never got out of the shoot and I was off on the ground and running towards the gate. I was like, nah, I'm done. I did it. I'm done. Ain't doing it again. I've heard a mechanical bull. First idea of my life. Timer too. Oh yeah. I'm great on a mechanical bull. You get me on the real animal. It's a whole other ball game.
Speaker: That's like saying you're, that's like, that's like saying you're great on a flashlight, but as soon as you get a real woman, you're, I'm done. I'm sorry. It's like, it's, you know, all urban, the cowboy, all urban cowboy, the shit out of a mechanical bull. You get me the real thing. I'm like, yeah, I'm good. That's a big motherfucker. Well, John, urban cowboy, the shit out of a mechanical bull. I usually.
Speaker: You know, it was it was a decent reference. I like my Miley reference earlier. That was a lot better. That was. It took me a second until you actually said you don't have to come in like a wrecking ball for me to because Miley's does somebody so much weird shit. You're like, that could mean anything. OK, that is a strange. She is so talented. She can sing her ass off. Have you heard her voice lately?
Speaker: Yeah, she's got a fantastic voice. Jesus Christ. No, no, no, her speaking voice. Well, I mean, she's. Her speaking voice lately sounds like she just smoked a pack of cools and and drank like two fifths of Jack. She's like, like she's not toggling gravel. Hot topic still sells Jinko James. Nice. I used to buy mine at J .C. Penney. Not J .C. Penney, Sears.
Speaker: or something like that. Cause we didn't have a hot topic. Yeah. I never, I've never worn anything outside of Wrangler or a Levi jeans. So I now wear Cody James jeans, but that's another clothing line at my girl store. I know that's what you said. I was reading your comment. Come on, bro. You know how this works.
Speaker: This is Sean. This isn't your first time. This isn't your first rodeo, sir. I I live by the Navy now. Nice. Sean's another one of my OGs from from Periscope, who has a twin brother. And for the longest time, I thought they were both full of shit and they were the same person with two different names. They're just fucking with you. Yeah, because I was actually I was actually I was friends with his brother first. And it wasn't for a long time down the road that Sean came in and I was like,
Speaker: Greg, why do you have a different account? And he's like, I'm not Greg, I'm Sean. I'm like, you guys are fucking wise. But Sean actually came down, him and his girlfriend came to our fiance now, came down to Charleston and spent a couple of nights down there on our way to Florida.
Speaker: And, uh, I went up to Michigan last year, got to hang out with them. I got to get back up to Michigan, hopefully this year sometime. See him again. Cause now they got a little boy who's going to be graduating college before I ever get to meeting at this rate. Yeah, I don't travel. I try not to. It costs too much money. It's actually cheaper for people to come down. I drive a lot. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, driving from Cancun to Ohio is a week -long trip, so. Did we go into a technical difficulty again? Yep. Chris just cut out. Lost sound and everything. Cheyenne puked into your car. Nice. Nice. That Uber driver.
Speaker: Was by far the cool was you reported out there sir you and Courtney were figuring out ways to save the world You have you have to say all that tell a whole story again because you cut out Our technical difficulties are catching up to us Yeah, hopefully we didn't lose the snow we lost sound and everything cuz I didn't hear I didn't hear a thing you said until you came back on camera Yeah
Speaker: It seems to be the norm anymore. We're going to have to do this on Facebook. As much as I love the Haps app, I love the Haps app, but this time of night, it's just not our friend. Yeah. Yeah. I know next Wednesday when we record, we'll try Facebook. Yeah. I think it's because Haps is such a new app. And if anybody's looking to go live somewhere, Haps is the place to do it.
Speaker: As long as you don't do it around this time of night, it just glitches like you read about. Yeah. But I mean, we made it a lot farther than we did that we had before. Well, Wednesday was kind of a shit show with technical difficulties there at the end. But we were really late Wednesday. And then we spent another hour trying to continue. Yeah.
Speaker: Worst case scenario, now that I'm learning this app that I have, I can cut off the bad part and throw the good part back into it. So it won't be that big of a problem. Well, you glitched, but it was like when you glitched Wednesday, it glitched every time you spoke.
Speaker: But today you glitched for a few seconds and then it's back to normal. So I was saying it was in that Uber driver's car, not mine. And then she puked all over my bathroom and shots me. I'll say when they came down to Charleston.
Speaker: She got right. I felt so bad for her. She is such a sweetheart and I love her to death. She got so drunk and was puking all over the place. And then she went to bed and Sean and my ex -wife were drinking out of a, out of a goddamn growler.
Speaker: And they were they were coming up with ways to save the world. And I was on the couch drinking. I was so drunk. And I was like, you all say the world. It was like three or four in the morning. And I'm like, I'm going to bed. The funny thing is drinking stories for me is is, you know, where I go to drink.
Speaker: is in the hotel zone and I would take a bus that would go past my house and a couple of times, you know, you get on the bus and you pass out and you wake up and you're at the end of the bus line going, where are we going again?
Speaker: The driver just goes outside and has a cigarette for has a cigarette has his lunch and then turns around goes does the same route again so I just stay on the bus go back to sleep like wait wake me when you get over by my house, I've given the direction and he's stopping and Have somebody that's heading to work go. Hey go wake that drunk guy up so he can get off the fucking bus Yeah, well we we went downtown Charleston and we we uber down there because we knew we were gonna go to dinner we knew we were gonna drink and
Speaker: You know, we were taking them. We were taking them being responsible. Yeah. We were taking them to some of the cool spots. And basically what you got downtown Charleston, much like down there where you are, you can walk to everything. So, you know, we went to a rooftop bar and the, the, the, the, our, our waitress, she happened to be from Michigan, like Shawn and Cheyenne. And I guess the big thing in Michigan is gold slogger shots or something. I don't know. I love gold slog, peppermint schnapps or something. I don't know. I used to, I used to,
Speaker: I used to go to the red zone in Columbus and you're not Easton I was I was Under age and I used to go with the waitresses from the restaurant and they I would buy a bottle of water and they'd buy shots Goldschlager I drink half the water and fill the rest with Goldschlager nice and nobody would be wiser yeah, so we so we went because there's this rooftop bar and
Speaker: what's
Speaker: I wanna go live on Facebook tonight, I don't know yet. But so we went downtown and we had dinner and one of my favorite places was this bar called Henry's in Charleston. And Henry's just got three floors plus a rooftop. And the first floor is like a restaurant bar, then the second floor actually has two different bars in it. They've got like a dance club and then they've got like a regular bar.
Speaker: Yeah, like a regular bar and they'll bring brands, bands and stuff in there. And then you, then you go up to the roof and the rooftops got the seating and, and all this other stuff. And it's a beautiful view of downtown Charleston. So we were up there and then of course the waitress was, she was from Michigan. So whatever that shot is, I can't remember who was peppermint schnapps or, or goldschlager. Uh, you know, she was bringing shots up for free because they were Michigan Anders and she was too. So then we went down and we went to, um,
Speaker: Tommy Condons, which is one of one of my other favorite places down there in Charleston. I absolutely love that place because it is a hundred percent legitimately Irish pub. Like the bands, the musicians they bring in there are Irish. Fireball, he says. Oh, is it Fireball? I can remember what it was. I just know it was disgusting. Hey, you know, you can actually take Fireball and mix it with a a cream and it'll taste like
Speaker: Irish pub and
Speaker: cinnamon rolls oh Really a certain kind of a certain guy. I saw a it's called. It's called a cinnamon roll, and it's fireball whiskey and Like Baileys or some shit like that nice. Yeah, and and it tastes like a cinnamon roll. I was like I'm in Run wouldn't shut us but yeah, then we just spent the whole like night just walking to different bars I mean like
Speaker: The run, chada, run, run, chada fire. I don't know what it was. It was disgusting. Yeah, it was disgusting. Fireball. Fuck you up. You're not paying. It's like the Yeager that's down here every year during spring break, the Yeager bus goes, goes through and you get on that bus and they just start handing us shots of Yeager. Yeah. When I was bouncing, we used to have like, like Saturday nights or whatever we would have.
Speaker: You know, not all, it wasn't very rare. You'd have certain like, like if a new company came out with a new liquor, like a Jack Daniels came out with something or a crown or whatever, then like they would come in with their crown girl. But usually it was always Budweiser or Horselite. We always had like the Budweiser girls or their Horselite girls in the bars. And it was just like, they would have like little cups. It wasn't a shot, but it was like little cups.
Speaker: of Budweiser or Coors Light or whatever they were handing out. And Chris is like one of my five. It was Rumpleman. Yeah, Rumpleman. Yeah, Rumpleman. It's 100 % proof peppermint snobs. Fuck that shit. The one thing I won't touch is Jose Cuervo Tequila. Holy shit. My birthday, I was working at one of the bars called Daddy Rock.
Speaker: It was Daddy Rock, and they have a live band, and they played rock music. It was fucking awesome. But the band and the MC were all Americans, and we all knew each other. And they found out it was my birthday one year, and they pulled me up on stage. And in front of the entire crowd of people made me drink a champagne flute full of Jose Cuervo four times in like an hour.
Speaker: After the fourth one, I'm sure they would have kept going but after the fourth one I got off the stage stumbled towards the door and throw up outside So and that was the last time I've touched Jose Cuero and I think I was like 25 I won't do it anymore. I can't even stand the smell This it this it will not put hair on you. Just that shit will make you a little pressure rip it off and rip it off and make it come out your ass and
Speaker: That rumplement will make you make you a little picker run up inside you and never want to come out again. I saw it. So these motherfuckers were drinking it like it's water. They're like, oh, like a little bit of that. Yeah. And it's one of those. It was one of those shots on a candy cane while drinking vodka. Jesus. Yeah. It's one of those shots where you take it and you don't want to swallow it immediately because it's so gross. But then it fucking sits on your tongue and it's just like, oh, God, I got an eye. Oh.
Speaker: This is I don't know who said it but Man me and my buddy used to drink Jose up to college We would each finish a bottle before we went to the bar. Fuck. Yeah I got a bottle. I got a bottle sitting on my stove that that was here from a birthday party Almost two years ago. Well, not two years ago about a year ago and I don't sit in there and
Speaker: I don't like tequila. I don't touch tequila. I don't like tequila. I don't want nothing to do with tequila. I don't like hard alcohol. I'm a beer kind of guy. I don't drink wine. I won't drink. Although I do want to try that cinnamon roll thing. Fireball and Bailey's. Yeah. I like liquor and I like good white Russian and stuff like that. But, um,
Speaker: Yeah, I just I don't I don't fuck with tequila. I did it once in my life and and I learned the lesson. Never again.
Speaker: Yeah, I learned my lesson. Look, I never, I ain't never once in my life thought that a little tiny Mexican would whoop my ass, but man, he beat the brakes off me. He beat the fucking brakes off me. You were wrong. Yeah, he beat the brakes off me. I'm like, God, I woke up four days later and was like, what the fuck just happened? I had a friend of mine, he came down and he bought us a, uh,
Speaker: a bottle of $400 Don Julio. It's never even been opened. It sits on top of my fridge and never been opened. I don't think I've ever had, I don't think I've ever had, um, Rumchata to be honest with you. Sean said fireball and Rumchata. Now I went down to, uh, I went down to, uh, Tennessee, uh, for New Year's Eve or New Year's Eve weekend or whatever, uh, to, to be with my girlfriend.
Speaker: And we were standing at a hotel and she went out to smoke a cigarette. And I'm like, what in the world is she doing? She was gone for a minute. And then all of a sudden there was like a banging on the windows. Like, what the fuck? And we were on the first floor. And I opened the curtain and she was like, come on. And she had made new friends out at the parking lot. Whereas there was me while they were pre -party and they were drunk as fuck. Those poor bastards. And they had all these little bottles like of, um,
Speaker: Oh, this is that rum chata as good as hell. Fireball and rum chata is more like cinnamon toast crunch. Now, see, I would drink the shit out of that. Yeah, I've never, I've never fucked me up for a month. But, uh, but I go outside and they, they, they had all the, like the little shop bottles and they handed me one and then they had the shots of the mixed drinks and they're like,
Speaker: Well, you got it. And they were like right in the middle of the sentence and I just cracked the fireball and took it back and then opened up a little, it was like a sex on the beach or a blowjob or whatever. But like one of those pre -mixed drink shots, I took that back and they were like, well that, this is definitely not your first time. And I'm like, yeah, no.
Speaker: I'm a seasoned veteran, my friend. I'm semi pro at this point. There's no semi about it. I am full on Hall of Fame. I am a raging alcoholic. Well, we finally, we finally reached the two hour mark.
Speaker: We did. We made it. I think I can fix the hiccup. We're going to go ahead and this is a good stop. Let's wrap this up. I can hear my wife yelling at the kids to go to bed, which means I have to go down there and lay down the law. You gotta lay down there and listen to Harry Potter. Don't lie to anybody. Hey, you know what? I'm telling you, Jim Dale, ask your daughters about Jim Dale reading Harry Potter audio books.
Speaker: and give your daughter the link, it's hpaudiobooks .com. Yeah, I'll send you the link. Jim Dale reading Harry Potter, the dude does voices and you're on to a full on journey when this dude does his audio book. But 90 % of the time I pass out about halfway through the episode. I think I'd rather slam my pecker in a door than listen to that. But
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Five minutes after this I'm super nerdy in a car guy and you're a sports guy and not nerdy at all. So I'm nerdy. I'm just you're nerdy as fuck too. Listen, listen, listen, mister. I've seen every millisecond of every Marvel episode and pretty much quote it. I can't just dying to talk about it. I have died. You've got to watch.
Speaker: Falcon and Winter Soldier. I'm gonna go ahead and get that Disney Plus thing here pretty soon. Yeah, you got to watch it so we can talk about it, dude. I'm dying to talk to somebody about it. I don't know anybody that watches that that I could talk to about it because it was so I'm like that about I'm like that about that Tiger King series. But yeah, let's go ahead and wrap up this episode. You will wrap it up, sir. Oh my gosh.
Speaker: We made it, not too many technical difficulties, not too many hiccups, nothing I can't fix. But thank you guys for listening. As always, we appreciate you guys. If you're not, make sure you follow us on anchor .com. That's where you'll get every episode.
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Speaker: at uh at nonsense school nonsense podcast and gmail .com again thank you guys for listening greatly appreciated to the uh chatters in the chat box thank you guys you guys are awesome Jeff it's been fun as always as always sir i'll see you on weapons day and i'll probably call you in about three hours probably
Speaker: Bye.
