Nonsensical Nonsense 129 Someone say Bondage...

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Speaker: And that's where we abruptly end the conversation.

Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: Hey, welcome to a brand new episode of nonsensical nonsense. How y 'all doing? Hopefully you're having a good week. I'm click as always. We got Jeff and the ghost of Tony. We don't know where Tony is. He's here. Tony Tony's uh in the middle of middle of making a phone call. I think he was here.

Speaker: there was a confirmation of a Tony sighting. Yes. Where he went. Nobody knows. He just, he just shows up. Little bit. Little bit. Kind of like that. Yeah. But welcome to the show. As I said, you guys aren't already. Go ahead and check us out on all social media and nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and the old Tiki Taki. You can go see what I did yesterday. I saw that.

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Speaker: know, Monday night, I started the show. I started the show Monday night with uh a little tribute for Memorial Day much like we did last year.

Speaker: And then they banned you again. And then we ended the show with another song and Facebook was like, not did not do no, no, no. And they took the whole goddamn video down. They won't even talk to me right now where they're currently giving me the cold shoulder. We're not, we're having a lover's quarrel, if you will. Let me go ahead and call Zuckerberg. So I said, fuck Facebook tonight. We're going to go live on Twitter.

Speaker: So we're on Twitter. We're not on Facebook tonight. We're on Twitter. We're on YouTube. We're on Twitch. Well, I did want to bring up something. We all know how I like sports movies. And I know you gentlemen like sports. Shut up, bitch. I'm not drinking yet, and I'll start. No. I started to watch the show. And I found this show via TikTok. They were showing a clip of it. And I was like, well, that looks interesting. And it stars. I got to look at it. It's Jason.

Speaker: I don't have time for cute. It's got, it's got a real, it's got, um, uh, if you like, uh, I don't have time for cute. I don't have time for cute. I don't have time for cute. I don't have time for cute. I don't have time for cute. I don't have time for cute. I don't have time for cute. I don't have time for cute.

Speaker: British humor and puns and stuff like that. Fuck the British. No, Jason does such a good job. I mean, you saw We Are The Millers with him and Jennifer Hanson, where he kind of played kind of a douchey dick.

Speaker: Where in this he plays the biggest happy -go -lucky Goofy fuck on the planet and he pulls it off like you believe it. It's really good show The only other person in it that you might know is Juno Temple She was in Only moving that she was in horns and

Speaker: She was in Batman, The Dark Knight Rises. She played Catwoman's roommate. Yeah, you'd know her if you see her. Nothing really. She was in year one with Jack Black. Nothing really super. That was a funny movie. It was a good movie. She plays the girl that the skinny guy is into. What's his name?

Speaker: Uh, Michael Cera. Yeah. He's into her. She played that character where at one point she's painting in gold and standing as a statue. Yeah. But it was a really good show. It's a really good show. I'm, it started in 2020 and I just got into season two. Nice. I'm trying to, uh. But what's funny is he knows nothing about soccer.

Speaker: And the show starts out, the first couple episodes or most of the first season, it start out with the same concept as Major League, where the owner is trying to trash the team.

Speaker: not because she wants to move the team because it used to be her favorite thing of her ex -husband's. Because it's soccer and nobody likes soccer. Yeah, well, exactly. That's the only downfall of the show is that it's a lot of soccer references. Yeah, I don't get it. But you don't have to know soccer to understand the show. It's really good. I'm thoroughly enjoying it. Yay! My Amazon package is seven stops away. I'm currently tracking it.

Speaker: Well, speaking of Amazon, I might have to buy off of Amazon or eBay. I went looking on Monday where you guys were live. I got so stupid question stupid question. Do you guys can this is I know this is a really dumb question.

Speaker: but do you guys have Amazon and eBay down there? Like we don't necessarily have eBay. We have a eBay affiliate called Mercado Libre. Oh yeah. It's the same thing. It's just in, in Mexico. Yeah. Um, and I can get, if I go on to eBay, I can use an eBay account from the States. Mercado Libre is all like within, you know, two days. Yeah. Um, but, uh, Amazon,

Speaker: is still pretty quick. I don't really use it that much just cause they're, they're actually more expensive. Amazon is more expensive than probably. Oh, are they? Well, no, no, that's the same way. It's the same way up here, dude. In my opinion, Amazon's more expensive than regular eBay, but at the same time, Amazon's a whole hell of a lot faster.

Speaker: Yeah, I think that's what you end up paying for. You're paying for the speed. And all that jazz. I mean, Amazon. Well, the one thing that doesn't work in Mexico is next day delivery. That's bullshit. Yeah, that's what I said. But my chair,

Speaker: I was sitting in, and I think I mentioned this last Saturday, I was sitting in a meeting on Thursday. Yeah, your fat ass broke your chair. Yeah. So I went looking at gaming chairs because I sit in this chair for like 12 hours a day, sometimes more. I mean, on a Saturday, I'll sit here for almost 20 hours. It's ridiculous.

Speaker: So my wife was like, why don't you go buy a gaming chair that's super comfortable with the lumbar a whole nine yards. And I found one I really like until I saw the price and I was like, wow. And I, after I recovered my heart attack, I said, no, I'm good because it was, um, what was it? Uh, $450. Damn.

Speaker: but it lit up and it matches my keyboard. And I was like, I don't need a chair to light up. If it was cheaper, I would have bought it. But I found a gaming chair that I like at another store. And if they have it in stock, I'm gonna just go buy it. I get it for like 200 bucks. But the one I looked at for $400, it was really cool. I was like, I just can't justify $400 on a fucking chair. And if I could get a recliner in here, I'd just sit in that.

Speaker: What's stopping you from getting a recliner in there? The toilet literally right behind me. Well, also the doorway, the doorway is not the door on this on my office. As we know, it is a bathroom. The doorway is not a normal sized doorway. It's like six inches smaller than a normal doorway wide. So I couldn't get it in this point. OK, you could. If I took it apart, built it in here, maybe.

Speaker: Sorry about that. What's going on? It is. It's a recliner. You could get a recliner and they're relatively easy. Most of them the backs come off. Because literally like right now, that is as far back as I can go from my day. Well, I'm not saying you can sit in it. I'm saying you can get it. I can get it in. I won't be able to sit in it. Yeah, that's true. Jesus Christ.

Speaker: But uh, I argue with the guy that used to be a mover and delivered furniture. I guarantee you could not get it. You'd have to take my entire desk part. I can get a recliner in there. I didn't say you could sit in it, but I could get it in there. Oh, I can get it in here too, but I want to be able to use the fucking thing. But uh, so I might have to order one, but what are you? What are you?

Speaker: order one. I guess that's what you're going to do. Welcome Tony. It's nice of you to show up until like 15 minutes late. It's no big deal. We do this every Wednesday. Yeah. God forbid. I did get the notification that you guys were live while I was at the mall eating my, my dinner. God forbid what Tony? I said God forbid real life kicks in.

Speaker: I'm not here to talk about real life. Get your shit together. Get your shit together. Two minutes ago. We don't we don't we don't make exceptions for real life around here. This is the reality. This is like Instagram. Everything looks good on Instagram. This is your job, Tony. Good job. He's treating us. He's treating us like his job. I show up if I feel like it. I show up if I feel like it.

Speaker: I'm loving my new job. Yeah, I'm loving my new gig. It's awesome. I mean, my bosses are are super cool. I don't really know any of the guys I work with. I haven't, you know, it's not like we all have our own building. So, you know, we're really working together.

Speaker: I think I said three or four times today, I love my job.

Speaker: Yeah, no, I like doing the work is actually not overly stressful. The certain parts of the day were just like, I just can't keep up with everything. And then two minutes later, like, oh, wow, I've caught up. Yeah, no, I'm really enjoying the new gig. And Claire, it's killing me. Money's nice too, right? Money is, the money is, it's beautiful. It's beautiful.

Speaker: can afford me things like my new tattoo that I went and got yesterday. So I'll show you guys that real quick. I sent you a couple of pictures of how well you're going to be able to see it. Doesn't show up too great getting a glare, but I don't know. That looks great. How long is the shading session going to be? He said it might actually take less time than the than the outlining.

Speaker: but if if you guys do want to see the new tattoo, just go ahead and check it out on social media. I put it on all our social media and nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. And while I'm talking about my tattoo, shout out to Dustin at Empire Tattoos. The kid is amazing. He's he's he's got himself a customer for a while. I'm going to be putting some money in that boy's pockets. Jody might be getting a tattoo done. Yeah, he does.

Speaker: He's a young cat and he does amazing work. So I mean it I've already Decided when I get my arm my forearms done down there. That might be a couple months away Once I get this one done and it's all healed up. I'll probably get my forearms done and then but uh Jody she's got a tattoo she wants to get becomes an addiction

Speaker: I ain't worried about it becoming an addiction. It can become an addiction. Oh dude, at the end of the day, I, I, I've not wanted to complain. I'm not wanting to judge because I'm literally scheduling my, my next tattoo, uh, here in the next couple of days I'm scheduling it. Yeah. Now, like I said, he's a, he's a young cat and he does, um,

Speaker: some amazing work and real cool guys. So like I said, he's definitely, he's got my business moving forward. Jody's probably gonna get some work done by him. She had an appointment down there, but with him, it's gonna be what he charges the way it's a little bit cheaper than what she was gonna pay. So I'm gonna talk to him and see if he can knock out her tech. I think when he did all this in about two hours, I think he could easily knock hers out in one session.

Speaker: So, cause she doesn't want anything. What's she getting? She's just getting, um, it's a really cute, like vine and flowers or type deal on her hip, on her hip. So, so, yeah. My wife, she, her longest session was 18 hours. She did a, um, uh, she, it was free. She, uh, the guy that did my tattoo, he, he entered a competition and, and you bring your own tattooer.

Speaker: or tattoo he eat. Your own canvas? Yeah, your own canvas. Thank you. Your own canvas. And they get their free tattoo, but they pretty much don't get a break. So like, we literally dropped her off and stopped by three times to drop off food. And she ate while he was doing the tattoo because they had a certain amount of time to do it, but it was an 18 hour day. And it actually turned out really good.

Speaker: No, I could have probably sat there and he could have done everything all last night. Probably wouldn't have bothered me at all. At my arm store today, it feels more like you pull a muscle. Yeah, it's swollen.

Speaker: Yeah. So, but other than that, I mean, it's, it's not nothing, anything. It's not like I can't do my job or I can't, you know, I can still do everything. Uh, by tomorrow you'll forget it's there for, for uncomfortable ability as in like swelling or anything like that. Well, yeah. Well, I mean, it hasn't really been uncomfortable at all until, uh,

Speaker: Yeah. You bump into the doorway and you go, what the fuck? Oh, yeah. Which, you know, when you're, when you're as big as I have that, that has a tendency to happen quite regularly. I swear to God, I wish I would have been there just so as soon as he's done, I can smack it. You know what would have happened to you?

Speaker: Oh, I ran out the fucking door. There wasn't enough room there. Like, what the fuck was that? I was like, I'm setting the ink on the fuck. Yeah. Yeah. My wife did it on the show. My wife did that on the show while I got mine. And I just sent your eye socket for you. It's not a very big room. You would have been able to run that. Doesn't sound like it would hurt. But right after a tattoo.

Speaker: that soreness and as you said, it doesn't really hurt. It's more of a mild annoyance. I wouldn't even I wouldn't I wouldn't have even called it an annoyance at all. I like I said, there was only one spot that kind of stung a little bit but other than that, it was I knew we were just chilling hanging out bullshitting. Yeah. Well, yeah, that's the beauty of tattoos is like it I and I hate to make this reference because I'm sure

Speaker: But I acquaint it to women when they give birth to children. And hear me out. I was going to say, if this is the same pain that women get through when they get through labor, I don't want to hear another woman. I'm not saying that. What I'm saying is, what do all women do? They give birth to a kid a couple years later, like, I want to have another kid. And they forgot the pain.

Speaker: Because it's natural for them, it's natural for them. What we're doing is more cosmetic. And you're like, I need another tattoo. We'll see. What we're doing is more cosmetic than what they're going through that's natural. It's natural for them to have kids. No, I get that. I don't think that's a good comparison in any way, shape, or form. It's not the greatest comparison. It's true. No, I'm talking to Tony. No, I'm talking to Jeff. No, you're right, Tony. What we're doing is just add -ons.

Speaker: as annoying or any pain that you feel when you get a tattoo, you forget about, and you're like, I need another tattoo. And then you sit there and go, ah, that burns. And that's literally the feeling you go, oh, whoa, whoa. It's not a pain. It's more of a mild annoyance for the two hours. Plus you got to move. It burns. It burns. When I got my, it was burning.

Speaker: Yeah, like I said, I mean, there was just there was just one spot on the inside of my arm, like I said, right here. And that's where it stung them. It stung like Tony said, it burned. It didn't. But that's a good analogy. Nothing. Nothing else hurt. And I'm not. That's not me trying to sound like a tough guy or anything like that. That's just it didn't hurt at all.

Speaker: And it was wild because I was watching him and it was so crazy. Well, not only that, but I mean, you can see in the pictures, there's some lighter lines, which he just kind of did. So when he does the shading, he'll shade them in and make it. But like the dark lines, you could see.

Speaker: when he would do the thin lines, just like he was barely touching the skin and just. Okay, so he's got a light hand. Yeah. And then you could watch best tattoo artist. Yeah. By one of the best artists in Mexico, she's got the heaviest hand.

Speaker: She's never got a tattoo from, as in this woman's trying to hit bowl and watch these guys. Yeah, no. Then when he did like the big bold lines, you watched him because the gun was almost touching your arm and it was just like, or the needle, like that needle point. And it was just, I just thought it was really cool watching the lines actually. So I was just kind of chilling. Like I said, it didn't hurt at all in any way, shape or form. There was no pain, no annoyance or anything like that. It wasn't until he got to the inside and it was just like,

Speaker: That kind of burns a little bit. It's a little tickle. Yeah. Well, I was like, I didn't really have a whole lot of pain when I did mine, except for on the wrist. Like right here. Which one? Right here. You didn't have much pain. Tony and I seen something totally different while we were watching. Talk about it. Yeah, because he was hitting right here. All this. He wasn't even down by the way. He was up on your arm. He was up on your forearms.

Speaker: Yeah, he was up on your forearm and you were a Winston and I need to go change my pad. Time out. Time out, Mr. Tattoo man. I need a break. He's like, oh, I didn't put the stencil on. He's like, I only put the stencil on. Calm down. No, but, uh, I have my next one. I have, uh, I have to modify it to what I want. They gotta, I'm getting an arrow.

Speaker: an arrow pointing at your mouth that says insert here. No, that's the one you want. You just sent me that email. No, I'm getting a bear on my other arm. And then I have a lighthouse that I'm going to do with my calf and a 55 Chevy. I'm going to do my other calf. They're all tributes. Bears for my other grandmother, the lighthouse is for my mom, and the 55 Chevy is for dad.

Speaker: I ain't getting no damn tributes. I'm just getting tattoos and I won't. They are. Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them all. They're tributes to myself. There he is, man. What up, man? I remember you. I would hope so. I would hope so. We're here every week. We'll see you three times a week, yeah. You asked me for money.

Speaker: I did ask you for money. You got that money yet? Or are you still broke? What does it look like? It looks like you're still broke. What would be weird? What would be weird is you didn't recognize us. They're like, who are these guys, Dad? He popped on the show Monday night and they got McDonald's. I said, where's my McDonald's? I got McDonald's last night. It was awesome. Yeah, McDonald's money.

Speaker: See if I can get some of that McDonald's money. I did. I did something dumb again, boys. Imagine that. Isn't that every waking hour? No. Well, you ever get really hungry and then go on to your, you know, door dash and start looking at it and go, yep, that looks good. That looks good. Nope, because I know better. Well, that's what I did. And I got four burgers and 10 McNuggets, two fries and ate them all.

Speaker: You do realize that you're not very far away from breaking into a McDonald's and sucking down the grease from the fryer, right? Amen to that. I hope you, I, not that I want you to die. I don't want you to die. I don't want anything to happen to you, but I hope when you have a grabber, it happens on this show.

Speaker: from all the McDonald's that you are just McDonald's and energy drinks has become your life. Leave the bathroom, Jeff. I was told I have to stop eating that stuff. And I've joined the gym, so fuck you up. Just because I don't go doesn't mean I didn't. Just because you're walking there to use the bathroom does not mean that you go to the gym. I go there and watch the pretty girls. I'm like, yeah, you know what I am.

Speaker: I'm going to go back outside. No, but I am going to be starting to go in the gym this weekend. Just all just the request I have is when you have the grabber from all the McDonald's and energy drinks that you live off of to it on the show. I'm like, I'll call you up. I'm having a heart attack.

Speaker: It's Tuesday. Okay, here we go. We're going live. Breaking news. Hey, John. Breaking news. Jeff finally kicks the bucket. The McDonald's has caught up to him. I feel like as you were describing what you got for McDonald's today, I would, you know, Tony and I were physically watching your arteries clog as you spoke.

Speaker: I never said that, I enjoy McDonald's. I love McDonald's. Yeah, but never mind, I'm not even going to ask that question because I know you can put down some fucking food, Tony. Yeah, but the burgers I got were small ones. I know you can put down some food. I was going to say, have you ever ordered like Jeff said he did today?

Speaker: There's no combo that you get four burgers. It was a single combo. It was a family combo. It's a family. I got family bundles. Yeah, it's a family. But I want the bird to move my co -workers. You decided he didn't want his Whopper. So I finished my Whopper and then I ate his with my whole combo. He was like, Jesus Christ. I said, man, I'll be playing.

Speaker: You realize the energy would burn in this job? I got to get full. Well, here's the thing. That's the problem I have with McDonald's. It's like I am bigger than both of you. If I order a Big Mac fries and a Coke, it's not enough. I'm not full. I'm full for lunch. I am bigger than both of you. For five minutes. And I do not eat. I do. Yeah, I don't eat like at all like you guys do. But I only eat once a day.

Speaker: Oh, slower, yeah, I'm definitely slower. No, I got it. I was told I had a stereotype of this. I don't know how you see me. I used to work, go to the gym, come out of the gym and go to go to the crowd, put away four plates. Oh no, no, I don't fuck around if I got a golden crown. I'm getting my money's worth and then some, I'll make myself. And that's, see, that's the problem that Jody and I run into when we got to eat, because we both like to eat.

Speaker: But neither one of us eat, neither one of us can eat like we think we can eat. So we get ourselves so stoked that when we leave the restaurant, we just come back. We just keep feeling back into the vehicle, like. I can put away three square meals a day still to this day, just to try to lose where I stopped. I believe in a full breakfast of four minutes and four minutes. Really, Jeff?

Speaker: I'm talking about you having a grabber and you go get a goddamn energy. It sounds silly but to lose weight, eat more. Eat more. I'm trying. You gotta eat more, you gotta eat more.

Speaker: Well, no, your body will literally go, oh, this motherfucker stopped eating. I got to save every bit of food he eats. No, I got you. I'm with your Indianapolis that actually speeds up. If you eat the right food in the right portions, you'll be correct. But I don't do portion sizes. I killed myself. I don't either. I was starved. Chris has seen my spaghetti. I've seen everything you do. I don't do small. No, nothing you do.

Speaker: it's it's ridiculous complex so fuck you both you know that's all that's all that's all it is at the end of the day it's just the compensation and everything you do you yeah i'm still here i'm just trying to pull a video that i meant to pull before the show and i totally forgot until just now well like literally yesterday i was working so hard i forgot to eat

Speaker: And then all of a sudden it hit me and I was like, oh my God, I'm fucking starving. So I went on to the app and I was like, man, I have a McDonald's. That's a Kelly combo. And I'm not a big McNuggets guy. Unlike Cash, that apparently just wants McNuggets forever. Now, Chick -fil -A, I can eat that combo with the nuggets and the fries. I will not be full. I'll be all right, but I won't be full.

Speaker: Well, have you had KFC's chicken sandwich? It's called the Big Crunch? I used to, but I miss KFC when they had nuggets. KFC had nuggets. They would have taken everybody out. Oh, yeah. People don't remember when to take a fried chicken and had nuggets back in the late 90s, early 2000s. Oh, my god. That's the thing that blows my mind. How does KFC not have chicken nuggets? Dude, they run out of chicken.

Speaker: They got called, they got called for using clone chicken and they lost. Next thing you know, chicken restaurants popped up all over. They don't even use chicken in McDonald's chicken nuggets. That was a problem. Where are we at Whisper? This McDonald's gonna come after me. I don't know, Disney store messing up your wife now, you kept talking shit about them, didn't they? Yeah. No, no, I'm, I know. I'm downloading something right now. Keep playing.

Speaker: No, I'm, I'm downloading something right now. I'll go down there and stick my, I'll go down there and skull fuck Disney's dead ass face. Yeah, I said it.

Speaker: Come here.

Speaker: I thoroughly enjoy eating. My wife doesn't like McDonald's. She would go see some friends she hasn't seen since she got back. So she's hanging out with them. She could not wait to get the fuck away from you at all. Really, again? And I'm like, you've been gone a few months. I got to make up for lost time kind of thing.

Speaker: She could not wait to get away from you. She's like, yeah, I just got home, but I'm going to go hang out with my friends. She's like, I'm on my way home. And I'm like, I'm getting ready to do a show. And she's like, OK, I'll see you tomorrow. I'm like, OK, I'll see you tomorrow. But yeah, she stayed in Blythe, Carmen, which is like 45 minutes away. That's where Wanda is, her boyfriend. OK.

Speaker: Yeah, she, her friend's sister's in town. So they're, and her friend's sister leaves tomorrow. So they're, they're, I'm gonna, I'm gonna pay Jodie to shoot you, I swear to God. I know that. You're one of the same friends. I'm like, hey Jodie, you want to use that taser?

Speaker: What the hell? 1960, Britain? I've been watching that ten miles a little bit. The one chick, Juno Temple, her mannerism, some of the things she says on the show is just so British, you're just like,

Speaker: Don't copy the British accent, dummy. But like he, like the character Ted Lazo brought his assistant coach with him. They call him Coach Beard. And he's just, he says like five, six lines in episode. He's one of those coaches is like, what he said. What are we doing today, coach? Conditioning. He's hilarious, but it's a really good show. I really enjoyed it.

Speaker: But yeah, she's in Playa del Carmen to see her friends that her friend's sister is getting ready to head back to Mexico City. So they're hanging out and stuff. And they sent me a video yesterday, and they're all sitting around in a restaurant because it's pissing down rain because there's a fucking hurricane on the other side of the police. It's jumping across the whole fucking Mexican continent in the country. And I want to go over there right where the hurricane's at. That's smart.

Speaker: I don't mean to interrupt. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's on the box. Yeah. Who is it from? Amazon.

Speaker: No, but like Mexico comes down in a backwards J. It's on the backside of the J. Mexico comes down in the backwards J. The hurricane's on the Pacific, but they're predicting it to go across into the Gulf. Yeah, but it won't, it takes like - Bad chance in hell I'm with you. Bad chance in hell, but it's got to jump over some mountains. I've lived here for 20 years. I'm not worried about - You don't understand a fucking Mexico. During Hurricane Wilma, the worst hurricane in the history of Mexico, I've barbecued.

Speaker: the power was out and i had to fucking is that was that your ringtone i thought you downloaded that sound like you were going to tell us that was your ringtone no thanks mailbox we just got on youtube oh okay i was gonna say did you seriously switch the ringtone?

Speaker: Things I do How's that G line on your forehead We had no power

Speaker: you know, make sure water wasn't coming in the house because everything fucking flooded. And my power was out and I had all this meat in the fucking freezer. No, I'm not losing this fucking meat. I'm gonna cook it. So I went in my backyard and started my grill. Nice. Since I know since I know Jodie's not watching. Noice.

Speaker: When she comes up next weekend, we're going to see Top Gun, so I ordered us a matching Top Gun shirt. Tony, I got it. I got it. I got it. I've mentioned this before the show. I want to get your two out of three. My wife has never seen Top Gun. I thought it was one out of three. She's never seen Top Gun. We need to see it. That's what I said. But wouldn't you say terms for divorce?

Speaker: I say he's shopping shopping a bunch of pieces and blame the cartel. I'm going to tell you, you know, because we don't want to sometimes we don't like romance movies, but they want to watch you. I love I've seen every episode of Sex in the City. I love rom -coms.

Speaker: Why wouldn't she want to see the gayest movie that is not true? Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, buddy! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! There was one scene. There was one scene that was questionable.

Speaker: on what? There's a full fucking breakdown. Speaking of gays. It basically says that movie is the gayest movie in history. Speaking of the gays. It's the biggest homosexual movie in the planet. There was one homoerotic scene and it was the beach volleyball scene.

Speaker: stop being here. The most, the most, the most, you know, the chance that he's turning me on news that don't tease me. Normal day to day. I saw the other day. It's like eight minutes long. I laughed my ass off and I broke down every homosexual reference in yours. Well, wow. Well, speaking, speaking of the alphabet warriors. Yeah, go ahead. Happy Pride Month, guys.

Speaker: Not you guys, but to the alphabet warriors. It's pride month up here in the States. So we're going to celebrate. Yeah. To Nick and shout out to my brother, Tim, Nick, brother, happy for those who celebrated nondiscriminatory, all jokes aside, this is your time. Enjoy your motherfucker. So I celebrate with them.

Speaker: go ahead. Oh yeah. We just got. Well, Tony, I know you're too manly and too cool. You would never be seen in a pride parade. Gays and lesbians, them **** know how to **** party, son. You better tell them. The pride parades are fun as hell. I've got to do a couple of them. I've not gone cuz there are one year by ****. I'm with the one that grew up back in 99. You ain't seen a point till you see them **** get down. I'm

Speaker: Well, I was gonna say go to any pride parade. It's an event pool. No, I've gone to a couple of them here in Columbus. I went with my cousin a couple times when she was still alive. I've gone with a couple of my other friends that were gay and stuff like that. They're awesome. They're a blast. Plus, if you do it right, you don't have a favorite drink all night.

Speaker: Well, I went to, I went, I went to a gay bar one night with my ex mother -in -law and her wife and then her best friend and his husband. It was like right after they had their commitment ceremony because it was before gay marriage was legal, legal up here in Ohio. So they had a commitment ceremony at their church. And then afterwards we went to a gay bar. They're like, are you okay going to a gay bar?

Speaker: I'm with you guys, ain't I? I was like, I was like, I'm hanging out with you guys. You know, why would, why would I have a problem going to a gay bar and I had an absolute blast. I watched football. I didn't have to pay for a single beer that all night. And you kind of walk away going, I am a good looking motherfucker. Apparently I'm a sexy beast.

Speaker: Bartender said he's just trying to get you drunk enough to sleep with him. Child is accepted. I hope you got a big wallet, fucker. Because I can drink. Spent his whole paycheck and still not getting laid. Speaking of drinking, our power went out. It's that Sunday.

Speaker: Pay your fucking bill. No, it wasn't mine. It was the entire neighborhood. Somebody hit a transformer. And the power was out for like several blocks. And it was out for, I don't know, like a good six hours. And when the power goes out here, your air conditioning turns off, obviously. So everybody matriculates outside. So my neighbors decided to get that basketball hoop out that I built.

Speaker: And somebody made a beer run. And by the time the power came back on, we were all laying on the grass next to the pool, drunk out of our fucking minds. It was hilarious. Nice. Nice one. Nice one. We sat there and played catch with the baseball and the kids, played basketball with the kids, drank our entire time. Exactly. We had a blast. And I only remember about 50 % of it, because I was fucking hammered.

Speaker: a bunch of alcoholics. That's the motherfucker drinking beer. I'm drinking. I'm drinking water and hops. Yeah. You fucking lie like a broke dick dog on a rug.

Speaker: I'm just - My wife loves that expression. She had never heard it. And the other day she said something and I went, you lie like a broke -neck dog and run. She was like, what? I'm confused. I didn't get the memo. Am I not supposed to drink on Wednesdays? Of course you are. I'm drinking. On Thor's Day, we get hammered. Speaking of Thor's Day, I saw

Speaker: Couple of things made me think you the other day Chris. I wouldn't

Speaker: I saw, I was picking up, I picked up my new money tree. Oh Jesus. Yes. Does it grow money? Huh? Does it grow money? No, but it's supposed to bring money into you. It's the universe thing. Are you manifesting? Yes. I got my manifesting rocks too.

Speaker: How about I manifest these dust on your face? Just like back in the day. The place that I bought my tree and my necklace at had rings like biker style rings, you know, and they had Thor Thor's hammer rings. Like that one.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. I actually, uh, just like your Thor's hammer, only it's a little like the, like it's more solid. Like my wedding ring. Yeah. Well, this one, this one's actually, this one's completely solid. Yeah. This one's it's, it's okay. Yeah. It's completely solid all the way through. It had a, uh, a Viking skull on top of Thor's hammer. I've been, I've been looking at, it was just a little, it only fit on my middle finger. Yeah.

Speaker: I've been looking at some new rings. I want to get some new ones. There's one of those hippie stores in the mall. And they've got the Viking runes that I think I'm going to buy me some. And you can put them on a chain, or you can put them on a bracelet, or whatever. But I think I'm going to buy me some of them. But then they have the ones that are positivity. Oh, speaking of positivity.

Speaker: Half of y 'all's a nice and damn sleep. Huh? I sleep all the time. I was going to say, dude, I did like, what, nine hours yesterday? Oh. Nowadays, I'm not a religious guy because I spent, you know, 20 years of my life going to church every Sunday. Now I'm on time off for good behavior. And, uh, but my wife kind of got into these, this whole crystal thing and,

Speaker: it's it's like what harm can it do? Just be like Earl. If you put positive, my name is Earl. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker: because Dixie is racist. But the the tree that I bought, that's what they said. It's made out of. I got obsidian around my neck, which is for protection. And then I got my my Chinese coin, which is also to bring money and I make a lot of money. So obviously should.

Speaker: I just got rid of the toxic people in my life. I do too. That's why I stay on the fucking house. Shut up. Get the fuck out of your house. Fuck you. No, but speaking of that, that reminded me. I seen something the other day and I actually took a screenshot of it so I would save it so I could... It kind of made me think, you know, like the direction that my life is going right now. Right. It's kind of taking that fucking hard 90 degree angle away from all the bullshit.

Speaker: But so this got to hit me a little bit different when I said it, when I seen it. It says, even if you hear a bad story about me, understand there was a time I was good to those people, but they won't tell you that part. I saw you motion that. Yeah. I like that. It's true. It's one of the truest things you'll ever hear. It's like, in that Ted Liseau TV show,

Speaker: Ted actually says to the former owner, he says, all my life people have underestimated me and they've judged me. He said, one day I was driving my son to school and I saw a quote spray painted on a wall by Walt Whitman. And it says,

Speaker: I can't remember the quote. People that don't care judge. People that are curious ask questions. People that don't judge, they're just fucking haters. Yeah, exactly. And people that are really concerned will call your ass up and be like, hey, man, how you doing?

Speaker: Yeah, like I said, I see that the other day that just kind of hit me and I was like, damn, if that doesn't speak volumes for where I'm at right now and getting rid of people, getting rid of certain things in my life and changing everything for the better, that fucking right there is the goddamn truth. Don't forget, there was a time before I became the bad guy or the asshole in your opinion that I was good to you.

Speaker: I always tell people it was always the time I gave a shit until you made me stop. Unfortunately, I've made people stop as well. Well, burn bridges. Good thing I can fucking swim because I'll burn a motherfucking bridge in the heartbeat rebuilds. Absolutely. I ain't worried about rebuilding. If I burn a bridge, I burn it for a reason. I'm on the other side waving.

Speaker: two finger salute. How do you do? I see you hating. That's why you're watching. As they say, your your biggest haters will always find time to watch you. Yes, enjoy the show. Is this a good one?

Speaker: All day. Okay. I found the clip. I'll send it to you guys. I think you're going to kick out. It's motherfucking his clips. We went the whole month without a clip. I know, right? I was just going to say we were doing so good. We weren't getting clips. We weren't getting videos. Stupid racist memes.

Speaker: I'm getting you. Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm getting one for you, me and Chris. It says my red deck with an arrow pointing and the other one says my and and points the other. No, you're not going to put this. No, I'm not. Yeah, no. There's a there's a couple of guys I watch on. No, they

Speaker: Oh boy. Sometimes, sometimes Tony, I want to message Jeff back and go, you, you do realize Tony's a black guy, right? Because it's hilarious. It's not racist. If we both find it funny, that's just my opinion. All of you who don't believe me, here's your proof.

Speaker: don't even don't even let me in on that, Tony. Don't let me in. Make sure you. Tony and I are going to get shirts to say we're with races with an arrow pointed at you. No, because I'm woke. Much like Tony not understanding the the the meaning of jealousy, I don't think you understand the meaning of

Speaker: The problem with the definition of woke, it changes daily. What you say, Tony? I'm seeing so many changes to the term woke. It ain't about knowing shit. That was about being old and sexual. It's about everything here. It's about, it's this almost, this shit got more definition than LGBTQI plus.

Speaker: Well, no, as I said, a few episodes back, and I was just listening to this episode today, so that's why it's fresh in my mind. Well, several episodes back now. It's not a matter of being right or wrong. It's a matter of who can outstupid who? Yeah. For instance, Chris, Tony, Chris, let me guys ask you guys a question. Do you consider yourself straight? Here we go. Yes.

Speaker: then you can't be woke, apparently, because that's, that's. I never claimed to be woke. It's, no, it's, it's, what's it called? It's, it's homophobic. I can understand where we're being. According to the folk crowd. If anything, I've always claimed to be uncensored. Homophobic is being closed minded. So you're not opening any and everything. I can understand that. Well, let me be clear.

Speaker: Well, let me take that back. It's also transforming by the way. I don't care if it makes you happy and you're not hurting anybody and you're not hurting yourselves, do whatever, do whatever the fuck you want to do. That goes with anybody. Transphobia comes from the fact that you can't accept somebody did what they did. If you listen to them - I'm texting your wife and telling her you're smoking in the house right now. You will understand that some trans genders change due to a traumatic experience. I do not discriminate against that.

Speaker: of the

Speaker: like that double, like that jack off that, that decided all of a sudden, Oh, I'm transgender and I'm going to be, and I'm a swimmer. So I'm joining the women's swimming division. Yeah. He's, he's a big controversy. He's a big controversy. And I've seen that guy that identifies as a baby. He's like 45 years old. He identifies as a baby. And he was adopted by a family that lets him kind of just sit around

Speaker: Oh, yeah, I see that. Well, I told I told Tony a story. I don't know. You weren't here to hear about this thing in England that is a quote unquote influencer that identifies as being can't can they put Korean words are hard Korean and they are transracial. Hence, that's where the trans dinosaur thing for me came from. Was that news story? I still identify that you get a sports alert nine minutes ago. Oh, did I?

Speaker: Yeah. Why would I get a sports? If I, if I did, I might've swiped it off and not, not paying attention to it. What happened? Marion Barber, former Cowboys running back sound did his apartment. So he was old. Oh shit. For real? Damn.

Speaker: I did see the new Madden, the new Madden coming out, Madden 23. They put Madden on the cover as tribute. Nice. To him. I was like, yeah. You know what? I'm not a big sports video game guy, but I fucking love playing Madden. If I'm in the mood for it. Let me know when you want to smoke. Let me know when you want to smoke.

Speaker: You're invited to the barbecue, but you can't handle the smoke. That's pretty good. I got to give full credit for that to Jody. There's no cause of death? Or suspicion of what killed him?

Speaker: like here's some issues like football players. What is that CTE or whatever? I'm thinking that I would I would happily run with there. Of course I'll always look for the truth, but we're always going to soon miss other CTE or COVID wanted to find you. I thought we were looking for the truth.

Speaker: I was gonna say, I don't believe it. Gunshot victim, how did he die? COVID. There was like 2000 gunshot victims that actually died. That was just running rampant because they were getting money and that was happening everywhere. The hospitals were getting seriously paid and they were like, he died of COVID. He got shot in the head, but he had COVID.

Speaker: COVID. COVID was the cause of death. Well, are you sure it wasn't a 12 gauge shotgun? You survived COVID, Tony. Jeff survived COVID. Jeff had to shave his beard, but he survived COVID.

Speaker: I think my wife just wanted me to shave. That was a funny... I can't believe you actually came on the show and said that shit with a straight face. My doctor told me that I had to shave my beard because COVID could live in my beard. No, because, yeah, I remember my wife translated everything from... See? Do you not wash your fucking beard? Of course I do. Okay. It's the same thing as washing your hands. Yeah, but it's still airborne. It's still surviving. Who washes their hands? What's wrong with you?

Speaker: I don't wash my hands. Yeah, I lick them clean. It's done. There's no dirt on them. I just use my ball sweat.

Speaker: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Rub it in and use it for moisturizer. That's right. That was right. Tony's not around so I gotta. He goes up and she's like, god damn, Chris. What the fuck? He's like, that's my natural odor. Oh, dear. Fromunda. Fromunda. What's that called? It's called Fromunda. It's kind of like Paul Rudd in Anchorman wearing the sex pants.

Speaker: You know, they say it works 60 % of the time. Even Ron was like, yeah, them numbers don't add up. All right. Well, let's take a real quick break. Yes. I did have news for you guys tonight. I do have more abandoned works. Well, I want to get into the subject we were talking about when Tony popped in and said about the show.

Speaker: A show. A show we're talking about. Strangers. What did you do? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the news. Yeah. Yeah, that's the news. Not to pull the e -brake on it. No, no. Not to pull the e -brake on the show. Yeah, no, that's the news. Trust me, that's the news. I got some news stories tonight. Coming up! Well, we're going to take a real quick break, but we'll be right back. We got news coming up.

Speaker: And also got a couple more abandoned parks for you tonight. Nice. And they're a little bit, a little bit more darker, if you will. I even have a ghost story. Is that a truck and a swing set? Yes. Nice. And a transit. It's not a ghost story to a truck and a swing set. Tony, please tell me that's your leg.

Speaker: We're on Twitter, so it's safe. Jesus Christ! We're on Twitter, so Tony can have his hog out, it's fine. I didn't go on Facebook tonight because they made me bad.

Speaker: They made me mad last week since a since a tandoor hide for he played music. So, but yeah, but we're going to take a real quick break. Uh I got newish not necessarily a newish song. I think I may have played it on here a couple times from Blacktop Mojo, but it is the official video part three. Remember the animated video I played a while back? Well, this is the continuation of that video.

Speaker: so well it's it's part one and two we're all in that one video right because it was two separate songs at the end when they do like that guitar and it gets real slow that was a totally different song so this is technically part three but it's the animated by the way did you see matt's newest video on tick tock

Speaker: Matt or Kat? No, sorry, it's Kat, sorry. No. It's this guy, he's at a DJ booth, and he's like, for all those singers, I want you to start singing. And Matt goes to speak, and he's like, anytime, go ahead and start singing. Anytime, and Matt's just like, you seem so frustrated, and he's obviously set up, and it's not going to work. Awesome.

Speaker: Nah, so here's all Blacktop Mojo and Darlin, I won't tell. If you guys don't know who Blacktop Mojo is at this point, what the fuck is wrong with you? Go check them out on all social media and everywhere you stream music at Blacktop Mojo. Go show them some love and let them know we sent you. We'll be back here in just a few minutes.

Speaker: There's a world going round Some empty secrets torn There's a whisper in my hand Everybody knows Everybody knows Everybody knows

Speaker: I love that you tell You can tell me the truth now, honey Darling, I won't tell In the closet the angel glows A skeleton away from the world

Speaker: And I can tell in your sleeveless eyes You carry it wherever you go Or wherever you go Or wherever you go Or nobody believes you Stayed on the line that you sell

Speaker: You can't tell me the truth now, honey Darling, I won't care Darling, I won't care Don't run away, my love I will drink you well Forgive me, brother

Speaker: You can't tell me the truth now, oh dear Darling I won't tell Darling I won't tell Darling I won't tell

Speaker: Welcome back to Nonsense School Nonsense, everybody. I love that fucking song, man. That video is badass. Actually, that was the first time I watched it. So, uh, but welcome back to the show's show, guys. That was Blacktop Mojo. Go check him out everywhere you stream music and on all social media at Blacktop Mojo. I'm good. We got Jeffrey in the house. We got Anthony in the house somewhere wherever he shall be. He may or may not return. You never know with that guy.

Speaker: I feel like he's our own, like our own personal vigilante. He just comes and goes. Somebody sent up the Tony D signal and he's off to put his cape on and save a hoe and drive the drama bar.

Speaker: I'm just saying not all heroes were capes But if you guys aren't already gone check us out on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook Instagram Twitter and tick tock If you guys want to get a shot of the tattoo, I just got it's on all social media If you want to see Jeff's tattoo, I think it's on Facebook Yeah, well, yeah go listen to the audio where you can't see it and

Speaker: but uh speaking of live yeah also speaking of live you guys can join us every monday wednesday and saturday night live on youtube and twitch at nonsensical nonsense come hang out in the chatters box shoot the shit with us

Speaker: all that fun jazz. You can also get every single episode of the podcast up to date because I got Monday's episode posted right before we went live tonight on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcast that we do have an email if you'd like to shoot us an email at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com and we do have a merch store at teespring .com slash nonsensical nonsense podcast.

Speaker: So, go give us a follow. Go give us a like. Give Jeff and Tony the old double thumb and if you'd be so kind, we don't ask for a whole lot around here but one favor we will ask is to give us a share.

Speaker: Let the people know. Let the people know. We are what the people want. We are what the people need. Don't be ashamed. We're not the heroes that they ask for. We're the heroes that they need. We do things a little bit differently around these parts, if you know what I mean.

Speaker: Speaking of doing things a little bit differently, I think what I'm going to do Monday and our first or Monday, Saturday and our first break, we're going to take an extended break and I'm going to play both of those songs back to back for the video portion. OK, because like I said, it's parts one, two and three. They all coincide and go together. So it's it's pretty cool. OK, so I mean, it breaks not going to be that much longer. It's going to be like a seven or eight minute break as opposed to a five minute break.

Speaker: you know. Yeah, we're not. Oh, speaking of Kevin Ollie's goofy ass. They're supposed to be back live tonight. I don't know if they're going to be this goofy. So, **** has been going live like every day this week and it's just like

Speaker: God love him. I do love him. But it's just like this goofy ass music that he plays. And it'll be like two hours long and then pictures. It's like, what are you doing, man? You keep sharing it. I'll do our Facebook page. I'm like, I don't mind. But you're not doing anything. You're just testing out your equipment or whatever. Don't put it all over the place. Oh, boy.

Speaker: Tony's back. Yeah. He's like a child. He's like a child. He shows up. He shows up as loud as possible. Hi, Jason. What's up, Jason? I remember you. You got my McDonald's money? Oh, yeah. I had to string you up by your toes. I know martial arts now. You know martial arts?

Speaker: Are you a black belt? White belt? I just got all my stripes today. Nice. Today you did? Heck yeah. Congratulations, man. That's awesome. Well, since you know martial arts, I won't string you up. What did you say you were going to string me with?

Speaker: Since you know martial arts, I won't tie you up. I won't string you up by your toes. My man, because it'll get you. I won't mess with you. I don't need you karate. I got a black belt. I got mine at JC Penney. Go eat your food. Go eat your food. You better watch out. I'll sweep the leg. Show no mercy. This is the new tattoo that I'm going to be getting on my other floor. Oh, nice. Nice. When are you just going to come out?

Speaker: Be careful, don't slip. Be silly. Be silly. I got both my boys at home. Life is good. Nice. Oh, my kids are at their mom's. Life is good. No, actually, they'll actually be back Friday and then they'll be here all next week. I love summer vacation because I get them for an entire week at a time. Right.

Speaker: That's nice. Well, we started to go back on the week -to -week rotation. I don't mind it much. It's not even an issue. That's the cascade effect. Yes, thank you. Chris, I got a question for you real quick before you get into the news. Tony, are we taking questions?

Speaker: Why not? Okay. We'll take questions. What did you know? You said you bought, you bought mattresses for the kids the other day. Yeah. A couple of weeks ago. I think I got your beat on price. Okay. I bought, I bought the kids new mattresses yesterday. I didn't know that we were competing. Well, we weren't, but I got Sealy individual mattresses. I got cardboard boxes, 50 % off, but the, here was, here was the catch. No delivery.

Speaker: They did. Oh, my God. Delivered. Without delivery, it was 50 % off. With delivery, it was full price. Well, I got. I threw my shit on top of a fucking cab and kit. Nice. I bought two individual mattresses and then spent the rest of the night taking the bed frames that I built for the kids and turn them into it from matrimonial to individual. So, I thought. Well, yeah. I mean, if you just, if you just bought mattresses, yeah, you definitely got me because I bought mattresses and box springs, but I also got the girls the same style mattress that I got.

Speaker: Bunk beds are fun. Bunk beds are fun. You want to build bunk beds? We'll have more room for activities. I love that movie. I'm sorry. I'm going to build bunk beds. Kevin and I, Kevin's going to help me build bunk beds.

Speaker: the memory from

Speaker: Mom, can we build bunk beds? Exactly. The design I've gone with is like, it's basically going to be a jungle gym slash bunk bed. So it's going to have like a climbing rope, all this other stuff too. Yeah. Nice. No, no. Yeah. But I bought the girls the same style mattress that I got myself, which is the memory foam spring hybrid. And then there's are like, there's are, I think there's were eight inches thick.

Speaker: or mine's mine's 12 inches. So, you know, but still, I mean, for the, for the two of them, uh, for their beds alone, it was less than $400. So, and that was 300 for the set. Yeah. And that was mattress and box spring total. Right. So, you know, I wouldn't say you got me beat. Well, I'm still the chair, baby. I'm still the chair. The box springs for free, but I was like, I don't need it because I already got a bed.

Speaker: I was like, I don't need it. I don't want it because it's just gonna take up fucking space.

Speaker: The girls needed the girls needed Hey Deb the girls needed box springs on their beds and and actually they're really cool because it's just a metal frame that you know I had to build it But it's a metal frame then it's got like this why it had to have a padded cloth cover I don't know why it had to be padded but there's got a cloth cover that goes over it and everything right so I Bought I bought a skirt for my bed. Oh Yeah, I got one of those

Speaker: I don't know what the hell it is, but it came. It's it came with it came with the the best. Just likes to look up the skirt. Yeah. I take I take up skirt. I take up skirt photos and that's that's my side hustle. That's why I'm making money. It's just my box spring, but they don't need to know that. I sell them on the interwebs. It's just a description. No picture.

Speaker: my only fans up skirt shots. I would have bought, I would have bought 17 different bed sets. So I have different colors. You can just go to the mattress store and be like. Yeah, sir, what are you doing? I'm taking pictures by only saying, mind your fucking business. Hello.

Speaker: Oh, prime month. Prime month. I'm going to build a floating bed frame for the wiper knife. Nice. And it says it's floating, but the legs are just closer to the middle. That's cool. Yeah, that's all of this. A few answers. But it looks cool, too. And we're going oriental style, almost like a six -inch wide shelf all the way around the bed itself.

Speaker: And then a massive fucking headboard with built -in sideboards on the side. Well, speaking of only fans, why don't we start there tonight? I got some of this for you guys.

Speaker: I'm gonna tell you a couple of stories. So listen to this, listen to this. Okay, listen. You kind of got me a little excited there, Chris. I thought you were gonna show me a picture of OnlyFans and then you showed me that. Well, not exactly. Former 90 day fiance star, Stephanie Maddow,

Speaker: is making $5 ,000 a day for selling her boob sweat. Now, mind you, just last year, yeah, just last year, she was selling and making stupid money. She was selling her farts in a jar. I saw that. Her farts. She was farting into a jar and guys were buying it.

Speaker: Former reality star who enjoyed a brief stint on 90 Day Fiancé in 2021 previously claimed to make a living selling forts in a jar. But after experiencing chest pains caused by excessive gas. That's what she says.

Speaker: the the the

Speaker: she uh she has now decided to sell sweat from her breast for a reported $500 a fucking jar. What do you do with it? I don't know but I have a new I have a new venture. I'm about to start selling my my move sweat. No, my man boob sweat. I can I can I can yeah just get a picture off the internet and and make that my profile picture and

Speaker: and you should sell them your ball sweat instead. Well, I can do that too. There's a lot of lonely fuckers out there. If they're spending $500 for some sweat. She told Jam Press, I love sitting by the pole, but it's also hard work. Don't be fooled. Fuck you. I can step outside for 10 minutes and sweat my ass off. You know shit. Right. I like my ass crack sweat. How much do you have? Oh, wait. I owe you $30? Fuck. She's not.

Speaker: She's selling them $500 a jar. And I'm sorry, but in my opinion, she's not that attractive of a chick, but she says, uh, Stephanie Maddow, Stephanie Maddow, M A T T O.

Speaker: Stephanie Maddow. Yeah, she also said, I also have a great set of breasts, and smelling the sweat, licking the sweat would bring fans as close as they can get to them. So she also sounds a little bit conceited. She sounds like she's one of those, oh my god, like, I'm so hot. And everybody shouldn't worship the ground. I want hot. 31 years old, born in 1990. And she's Stricke's Livakian.

Speaker: So she was born in 90. She would be 32 almost, right? She's a Virgo. She looks like everyone's looking at her fucking... You looking at her fucking Tinder profile there, Tony? Let me explain something to y 'all. If you motherfuckers is buying somebody's sweat, I want to know what's so good about her. Nothing. I don't think...

Speaker: If you can sell fart in the jar, I should be - That's what I just said. I'm going to start bottling up my sweat. In the jar and y 'all paying for it. Give me two weeks and all the damn cream of wheat tea and the eggs and salad I could find with a couple of steaks. I will make your motherfucking life.

Speaker: That's what I said. I can, Tony, I can, I can steal a picture off the internet of a hot chick creating only fans or create a website selling that saying that I'm selling my boob sweat or my ass sweat or my bad sweat. And people are going to buy it. And all I'm doing is I'm a fat bearded redneck in Ohio, sharding up my sweat. And these losers are buying because they think they think it's some hot chick just because I stole a picture off the internet. Well, here's the thing.

Speaker: I can still switch it by going to the gym. Are you fucking serious? That's what I'm saying. I go outside and run around the apartment a couple of times, get my shirt all gross and sweaty and ran out. He's still never basing his kid, just from working.

Speaker: She she's not really famous. She was quote unquote fan base. 90 day. That makes you famous being a fiance for 90 days. I ought to be a million. 15 minutes of fame, man. It's it's a reality TV, man. It's the world we live in but uh but uh she said, look at them Jersey

Speaker: but she went on to say that sometimes it can vary how long it takes to fill up a jar as it depends on several scientific factors, mainly the heat movement and how hydrated I am. This bitch thinks she's a goddamn scientist. Bitch, you go outside and run on a treadmill in the sun. You're going to sweat. It happens. Go to the sauna. Call it a day. Stephanie added that she tries to stay hydrated and calls herself.

Speaker: Yeah. She said she tries to stay hydrated and she calls herself the human maple tree. She sits in the sun to collect her sap.

Speaker: That pisses me off. I don't know why. I mean, it takes me all day to make $500. Take me 10 hours. On the right job. I made like $800 a day. And it took me eight hours. Now, if you want me to find the dollars fast, you gotta put me in the right market. I can show you some shit. Yeah. Well, spoiler alert, I ain't talking about drug dealing. That's the fuck y 'all getting.

Speaker: Oh my god, I'm just saying that's supposed to be law by citizens I got another I got another dummy for you

Speaker: The truth is out there Tony and a Russian soldier complete spastic surgery to look like an alien Karil

Speaker: Tereshin, who is also known online as Ruki Bazuki, has been altering his face with multiple operations and has now completed his goal of looking like an alien and wants to get them when he died. Karel Tershin, but he goes by Ruki Bazuki on the interweave. Hold on, I'm looking at the picture.

Speaker: Yeah, I'm reading the news article. He's also known as the Russian Popeye. Yeah.

Speaker: Speaking in an Instagram video showing off his new face, he said in Russian, it looks like an alien face, an alien's face. I feel like when I die, I will get to them. I believe in this. The third transformation of my face is complete successfully. How beautiful is it? Everything is done as it should be. And it is all going according to plan. What a handsome male I am. Damn, if I was a girl, I'd sex myself. That's what he said.

Speaker: next meanwhile the 25 year old has also received petroleum jelly injections that bolster his biceps to dangerously huge levels and garnered him the nickname Popeye after the children's cartoon character even though the procedures could prove fatal

Speaker: Surgeon Dimitri Melnikov said, the risk of complications in this case is very high, but an action will not help the patient. A toxic substance in the body long -term can complicate the kidneys and lead to da, da, da, da. Okay, here's the thing. I literally was just looking at pictures of this cat and his arms, it's like if you put Arnold Schwarzenegger's arms on my body,

Speaker: They're not proportionate to his body. So it just looks ridiculous. And I would sit there and make fun of him for days. I would sit there across the room from him and go, you're a fucking idiot. Yeah, exactly. Again, we live in the upside down. It is 2022. Well, gentlemen, have you ever had, have you ever had a pet goldfish?

Speaker: Well pet goldfish turn into killing machines Pet goldfish that have been released into the wild The fish are wreaking havoc on native species and are threatening biodiversity by out competing rivals. Oh shit goldfish Yeah

Speaker: The goldfish contribute to poor water quality by uprooting plants and messing up the bottom sediments and researchers fear that they could have disastrous consequences for the planet. Dr. James Dickey from Queens University Belfast.

Speaker: said, our research suggests goldfish pose a triple threat. Not only are they readily available, but they combine an insatiable appetite with bold behavior. While northern European climates are often a barrier to non -native species surviving in the wild, goldfish are known to be tolerant to such conditions. And they compose a real threat to the native biodiversity and rivers and lakes eating up the resources that other species depend on.

Speaker: Goldfish. Goldfish. The snack that smiles back, Tony. Apparently. Goldfish. Because there's not enough from the world to worry about. Now we have to worry about goldfish. Goldfish. Goldfish. Tony's word of the day, folks. Goldfish. I'm just going to repeat it. Goldfish. Goldfish.

Speaker: From now on, every time something's fucked up on the show, we're just gonna say goldfish. Goldfish. Your teacher idea, folks. Just a big goldfish that says goldfish. Goldfish. Every time Jeff says something stupid, goldfish. Goldfish. Did you guys know that Michael B. Jordan's dad was Michael Jordan? Goldfish, Jeff. Goldfish. Goldfish.

Speaker: Michael Michael A. Jordan is going to be a grandfather. Michael B. Jordan had a son. They named him Michael C. Jordan. They're hoping to get down to the all 27. No, they might. Jesus by the end of the month. Good Lord.

Speaker: Well, in other news, uh, in other news, uh, virtual reality babies. Oh my God. Will become a commonplace in the next 50 years by 20, 20, 70.

Speaker: Artificial intelligent expert Katrina or Katrina Campbell has predicted that one of five couples will opt for a digital child over a real infant by the 2070s. The computer generated children will exist in a virtual metaverse and will come to life at the touch of a button while parents will interact with them through next generation AR.

Speaker: glasses and and haptic gloves, which give realistic sense of touch when handling a virtual or holographic objects. The kids will speak with simulated emotional responses and have a digital memory and will grow up in real time. Virtual children could be accessible through a subscription service for as little as 20 pounds a month. Oh, well, let me go get to. Right. Can you can you virtually beat the hell out of your kids? Apparently.

Speaker: Oh, could you virtually go to jail for doing so? I don't know. You gonna put me in a virtual jail or real jail? If I smack the shit out of my virtual child. But you got to use your bail and crypto. Nice. Go! That was very on par, Tony. I'm very proud of you. I don't make this shit up, man. I just read it.

Speaker: I'm sorry, but in there enough problems in the world. Oh shit. I got to go home. I got to go to my internet baby's recital. You know, in all honesty,

Speaker: I used to try to kill mine. Or did the battery die? I mean, there's gonna be like, there's been like 10 million dead. What happens to your internet? What happens to your internet crashes? Can you abort? Can you abort an internet baby?

Speaker: It might solve a lot of problems with people that shouldn't have real life babies.

Speaker: What does happen if your internet crashes or your electric goes out? Does your baby starve?

Speaker: Yeah. You know, like, you know, your power goes out like a storm comes through and your power goes out for three days. You come back to your virtual baby. It's half dead covered in shit. It's shit. It's shit. I can't come to work today. We're having a funeral for my virtual baby. The power was out and it died.

Speaker: Do you, do you have virtual birthday parties for your kids? Like you send out invites for like invites and then like other, yeah, other people, other people's virtual kids come to their birthday parties and shit. Hell yeah. Do you have to go to a virtual graduation? Yeah. Can you opt out and just watch it later? Maybe mine.

Speaker: You know, they actually had a video game of kids when they had to take care of a baby or a pet. And if you didn't pay enough attention, the pet would die. Yeah, well, they did that with an egg back in the day. I told you, Jody was working the soccer event tonight. She's on the field. Word. That's her post. She's down on the field. That's awesome. Word. Well, in other news, gentlemen, we all know the Mona Lisa, right? The painting.

Speaker: Well, a man attacked the Mona Lisa painting with a cake. The Mona Lisa's been attacked with a cake by a man. Now granted, the Mona Lisa is in a protective class case because this is not the first time somebody's tried to

Speaker: damage it or cause, you know, whatever. But the man was dressed as an old woman in a wheelchair. Videos online share or shared online show Leonardo Leonardo da Vinci Leonardo Ninja Turtle DiCaprio DiCaprio Da Vinci of the total, which one?

Speaker: Lavinci, Leonardo da Vinci's legendary artwork at the museum in Piseris, in Paris, with cake smeared across the glass case protecting the painting. Witnesses said the man dressed as an old lady leapt from the wheelchair before attempting to smash the protective glass. One observer claimed the man proceeded to smear cake on the glass and throw roses everywhere before being tackled by security.

Speaker: different different footage shows the suspect telling bystanders in French. Think of the planet. They are people who are destroying destroying the planet. Think about that. That's why I did it. The man was destroying. Yeah, destroying. The man was wearing lipstick and a wig was escorted away by security. It is unclear what action he will face for this cake attack or jail. So it was it was a protest for pollution and shit like

Speaker: How does that prove a point that you're trying to save the planet by trying to do that? What has that painting done to the planet? Exactly. I have no idea. I have no idea. Not a non -zero. These people are goldfish, Tony. Goldfish. Did y 'all get the news a little bit about Tulsa? No. No, what happened in Tulsa?

Speaker: Multiple injuries and potential casualties following a shooting at a Tulsa hospital. Let me guess, gun free zone? Who's crying? My daughter, she was outside, and she wasn't supposed to be, so she just got yelled at. Nice. So she's upset because I told her to get her ass in the house. Is she a karate chopper? No, she's just overly being, overly dramatic as usual. How old is she?

Speaker: Six. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. She's overdramatic. You guys, you guys, you guys remember Butterbean back in the day, the boxer? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he's in the news again. Did he lose weight?

Speaker: Uh, boxing legend, Eric Butterbean ish is on the verge of a comeback after returning to his best shape ever and wants to fight. They're just Mr. Butterbean want to fight. Tyson. You know, that'd be a cool fight, you know, for that legendary league that, that Tyson has. Both heavyweights. Butterbean is 55 now.

Speaker: I think people would have to see it. They'll spar. They would spar each other. Which is basically what that fight was when Tyson had that fight a few months back. Well, it's not Tyson. Butterbean, now 55, has been retired since 2013. However, he has been working hard in recent months to get back into shape.

Speaker: He's been working with former WWE star Diamond Dallas Page, who has worked with retired athletes in the past to help them deal with this. Yes, he's done amazing stuff. Post retirement pain to get them healthy. And Butterbean has decided to call out the problem child himself, Jake Paul. He wants to fight Jake Paul. That's gonna be because Jake Paul can't beat him.

Speaker: Well, of course, it's going to be for the payday because every one of these fighters have taken a dive. I'm sorry. These quote unquote fighters have taken dives. And what's his face? The former UFC, former football NFL player. He came out admitted that that second fight he took a dive for the payday. What's his name? No, not Preckles. Preckles never fought Jake Paul. What the hell is his name? Lamar Woodley.

Speaker: I think it was not Lamar Woodley. Who the hell was it? But yeah Butterbean would like to uh would like to uh take blows. You could take blows and Jake Paul's gonna go as crazy as he wants to and Butterbean will not go down. Yeah, I'm a villain. No, Butterbean would. If I'm not mistaken. Yeah, he could take punches. He could take punches. Yeah, but it'd be like me going up against one of you fuckers. Get my ass handed. Well, we ain't been in fights in a while.

Speaker: You don't make chipmunks are in Mexico almost none. There's no trees. There's no trees. No, there's plenty of trees, dude. Let me tell you. Holy **** Oh my god, dude. I live right next to a forest. Radio silence is golden.

Speaker: No, I'm taking a picture, sorry. And finally, in news tonight. Oh, actually, real quick, there's a new movie coming out.

Speaker: Yeah, that usually happens. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker: First looks at a new horror film coming out. Everyone's favorite bear, Winnie the Pooh, has left the 100 -acre wood for a foray into the horror genre.

Speaker: Yes, you read that correctly. The Bear is back with vengeance in an upcoming movie called Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey. The horror film is the latest independent flick from director

Speaker: uh rise frank waterfield and is not to be confused with disney's jolly honey guzzling version of the yellow bear this version of Winnie the Pooh looks far more morbid than the bear you remember as it appears to be a bloody slasher film throwing back to the glory actually gory glory days of the 90s chris you are correct it is called public domain public domain is it okay cool cool yeah um so pretty much Winnie the Pooh is going to turn five nice and freddy's on everybody

Speaker: No, he's going he's going they're going they're going Jason Michael Myers From the looks of the film stills the this poo isn't an actual bear or an animal but a man in a mask We see stuff. Yeah, that's good

Speaker: Yeah, Piglet. But, you know, Piglet looks like a wild boar. But a man in a mask. We see someone who we assume is Winnie with a sledgehammer and behind the wheel of a car. There's also a snapshot of Winnie and a character that looks an awful lot like Piglet, sneaking up behind a woman chilling in a hot tub. There's even a there's even get out smeared on what looks like what looks like blood on the windows of presumably isolated house.

Speaker: that all the main characters are residing in. Not a whole lot is known about the film as producers are yet to release the trailer, but we'll bet this Winnie is after much more than just Honey. Well, as the title suggests, anyways, he's after blood. Well, it's also like extremely, extremely, extremely, extremely low budget. Like, like we could have made this movie on YouTube. Yeah, there's, there's poo, there's poo and piglet.

Speaker: Very, very similar concept. Yeah. There's a guy I follow on TikTok. He does, he does, he talks about movies and stuff. And he brought it up and I saved it. And I was like, I got to bring this up on the podcast and completely forgot. Until you just mentioned it and it triggered it. So I did, I do have that video. I'm going to actually send it to you guys because it's, I saved the video a while back. It's less than a minute long. So it's,

Speaker: Yeah, it looks dope as fuck.

Speaker: I was going to say, um, Chris, put this up on the screen. We can watch it real quick. You're going to have to email it to us and then I'll send it to your Facebook. You can bring Facebook up on, on your computer. I assume you can email the goddamn thing. Well, I ain't worried about it. Let me just go ahead and see if I can do that.

Speaker: but I have one more story for you. Go ahead. Once you're you're done trying to fidget around and you're not going to get into another story and then you just randomly pop up a fucking video on the screen.

Speaker: I'm halfway into the story and you're just like, here we go. I just have to attach it to the email. Me being a horror fan, I'm actually kind of

Speaker: Kind of interested in it. I'm kind of curious to see how they get it. Yeah, I want to see how, if it's, I mean, it's going to be very similar to the quality of like Willie's Wonderland. I believe it's Sen. Yeah. Well, I mean, I don't, I, again, I, I'm not going into it expecting gone with the wind. You know, I'm not going in expecting the, the greatest horror movie of all time or anything like that. I expect the purge. I expect the purge. Yeah, I do too. I'm out.

Speaker: I'm out. It looks like it'd be interesting to say the least. It'll be something to watch like on a shit day where you're like, oh, there's a change we've made on the format right now. Did we have a winner on the top five list to know? That is a good question. Not me. OK, let me figure it out. I have no idea.

Speaker: No, uh, I didn't get it. I ain't that worried about it. We can, we can reach around. We can, we can reach around to it Saturday or something. Maybe. Uh, you know, I, I honestly do not know Tony to answer your question. Uh,

Speaker: Let's see, I don't think the voting was all that Wow one for Tony one for Jeff And

Speaker: I can find our... It's there. It's in the email box. No, I'm not worried about it. No, I know. Okay. I can see that. And... Yeah, I won. Jeff had one, Tony had one, I had two.

Speaker: No, if I had one vote, if one of the votes were mine, then I would have three. And then I'm going to, if you guys voted for yourselves, then it would still be three to two. Yeah. Well, anyways, I don't really have anything planned. I know you guys said you had a couple more. So I don't know where my belt is, but.

Speaker: I win again. I am the greatest champion of all time. Really lackluster, but still it's a W. It's another W in my category. Fucking suck it with your stupid ass X -ray vision, Tony.

Speaker: I do I do call x -ray vision kind of weak Shut up telepathy telepathy Now that you've completely disrupted the entire fucking show for this goddamn video for just some guy talking about the movie

Speaker: Let's talk about an upcoming movie that I don't think any of us saw coming. Because a Winnie the Boo horror movie is officially in the works and honestly,

Speaker: I'm surprised it took this long. So apparently this is gonna be a straight up slasher where Piglet and Pooh brutally unalive people and from the synopsis this sounds like a joke. The director says that they go on a rampage because Christopher Robin left them and they didn't have any food so now they're hunting people. It's like a twisted version of Toy Story. The director even goes on to say that it only took 10 days to shoot this movie and by no means is this a Hollywood level production.

Speaker: That immediately tells me that this is gonna be bad, but in the best way possible. Just in case you're wondering how they can do this, Winnie the Pooh is actually in the public domain, meaning that it's free use for everybody, not just one particular studio. Other things that fall into the public domain are things like Wizard of Oz, Pinocchio, Peter Pan, the Universal Monsters. I know I said Universal Monsters, but that's only because Universal's been trying to make it a thing. It's also the reason why you can have this live -action Jungle Book from Disney, and this super dark Jungle Book directed by Andy Serkis from Netflix. But what other children's properties do you want a horror twist to?

Speaker: We can re -begin with that one. There's your top five, too, gentlemen, right there. Movies that you would turn into a horror flick. This fucking podcast. They tried it with Toy Story. They already tried it with Toy Story. Toy Story 3 is literally the saddest Toy Story. It's dark as fuck. They almost died. Right? They almost held hands and... Hm? Ah, that's weird. Anyway... Hey, Jeff.

Speaker: Have you heard? Have you heard the the there's a TikTok sound out there? Chris, you might have heard it. But if a toy in the Toy Story world dies, all the toys know it, and he's just playing with the corpse. How fucked up is that? Play the song. I'm going to finish fucking news if Jeff would stop me railing the whole fucking show. Jesus Christ. Finally, a news gentleman, Tony.

Speaker: We don't need a synopsis of the television show, Jeff. We don't need to hear how great the show is. I'm just going to ask a simple question. Answer yes or no. Tony and Jeffrey, do you guys watch Stranger Things or are you guys a fan of Stranger Things? No. Have you ever seen Stranger Things at all, Tony? Yes. Okay. So you're kind of in the same boat as I am.

Speaker: Well, following the return of this year's most highly anticipated show, Stranger Things season four. Chris showed me this picture before we go on and I was like, is it weird that I want one of these? Yeah, right. A company has released a frightening new toy modeled after the, what is it, a Demogorgon? Demogorgon.

Speaker: Demogorgon. Yeah, that's right. That's the beast they fight in the first season. You can now buy this, Tony, and I'm going to put a picture of it up for you. That is the Demogorgon fleshlight. Put your pee pee inside of there. Is it weird that I want one of these?

Speaker: Yes, that's right. You can now put your private parts into the Demogorgon Flushlight. This is a real product by the Flushlight company. The company Flushlight recently took to their business Twitter account page to preview the terrifying pleasure device and be prepared. It's definitely not for the faint of heart.

Speaker: The company captioned this photo on Twitter. Welcome to the upside down hashtag. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, is it weird that I want one? The article continues to say, look, everyone has their own kinks, but we can't work out any. We can't work out why anyone would want their Johnson to go into the mouth of a monster from another dimension. Honestly, I haven't felt this violated since the Power Rangers villain.

Speaker: sea monster creature that made a trench coat out of his own skin, featuring sets of eyes to spot on his enemies with. And this sex toy even makes him look like a child's play, like child's play. Unsurprisingly, many took to Twitter to react to the company's bizarre way of cashing in on the popular Netflix show with one person writing, are we supposed to be afraid or feel horny?

Speaker: My question is, is how many have they sold so far? If you gotta ask, you got a problem. Another person - People spending $500 for sweat from some normal looking chicks boobs. Imagine what people were paying for. How many people were buying this fucking thing? Another person wrote on Twitter, commenting, please let this be real. I'd laugh my ass off.

Speaker: and another comment says, the promotional partnership to end all promotional partnerships. Stranger Things brought to you by Fleshlight. While another comment, and I haven't been to church in 10 years, I'm reconsidering. There is also a silicone dildo currently be sold on Etsy that represents the demo Gorgon. So ladies, you're not left out.

Speaker: As described on the website, the toy is set to stimulate deep into your upside down and comes with three enticing bulbous knots that will bring you to your knees in pleasure and look to its credit. The reviews have been glowing. However, we won't share them here as you're all capable of using your own vivid imaginations.

Speaker: The sex toy was created by Bad Dragon, a company that designs a line of award -winning body safe silicone pleasure devices. We can't help but wonder what's next for them. An Obi -Wan Kenobi specialty lightsaber or perhaps a flash flashlight. A flash flashlight for those who want to finish quickly. Now, as I've told you gentlemen before,

Speaker: Yes, that is kind of a weird thing to want to purchase.

Speaker: There has been a toy out for a few years. It would be a one hell of a conversation piece in that. There has been a toy that has been out for a few years now and it's called the Dragon Tail. It's a form of dildo that ladies use. It looks like a tentacle, doesn't it? Yeah, it starts out about, you know, about a big around and then the base of it is about the size of an elephant's foot and a shove and then you can put

Speaker: uh you got your 50 a reach around here Jeffrey your 50 gallon drum of fake semen you can actually put in there and simulate um you know what i i do i do tend to check out reddit i do check out reddit every once in a while and uh you can actually see these in on reddit oh yeah you can you can wow

Speaker: Yeah, you can, yeah, I mean, you can click on porno videos in there. You can see them in Houston. Reddit is one of those things. It's like, it's the last non -same space on the internet. Yeah, right. Check out Twitter. Check out Twitter. Twitter. Twitter is still the Wild West. Oh, I see you are. Just in time for a break. We just finished this poem broadcast.

Speaker: So, so here we go. We're going to take a real quick break. We're almost right on time. We're going to take a real quick break. I got two options for you guys. I got Blacktop Mojo with their cover of White Snake's song, Is This Love? Or we can play a little Mr. Love Ballad. I'm in for White Snake.

Speaker: two out of three. One out of three. I didn't even vote. Well, yeah, you have the button. So, dealer's choice apparently. Yeah, I'm really liking ballad. We'll do white. We'll save white snake for, we'll save it as this look for Saturday. Okay. Saturday is going to be a blacktop mojo heavy event. Excellent. Because as I told Jeff, I don't know if you heard me or not, Tony, in the first break Saturday, I'm going to play that song that I played tonight.

Speaker: and the other video. I'm going to play them back to back in our first break because they're animated series. It all goes together. Go for it. So, instead of a five -minute break, it'll be like a seven -minute break. So, but we'll be right back. We got a little bit of, we got a little mister, a little mister. We got Mr. Love Ballad here for you guys. Go check him out on YouTube and TikTok and Instagram at Mr. Love Ballad. Go show him some love. Let him know we sent you. Hell of an artist. Hell of a singer.

Speaker: and we'll be back in just

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Speaker: Cause they're right, I know they love me Just gonna love you the way I do So baby, baby, baby, baby, baby Girl, you got your, ooh, yeah What's your honey, it's all gettin' up, I said

Speaker: Let's get away so I can make it fake Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby

Speaker: Like you don't need, you know you need Like you don't need, you know you need Like you don't need, you know you need Like you don't need, you know you need Like you don't need, you know you need Like you don't need, you know you need Like you don't need, you know you need Like you don't need, you know you need

Speaker: What?

Speaker: Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense, everybody. Hopefully, you guys are enjoying this show so far. During that little break, I took a second to go pop in and say hello to Kevin Holly. You guys get done listening to us and if you're watching us live, hop on over to the Kevin Holly show on YouTube and Twitch and Facebook. Pop in and tell them that we sent you and say hi to him. I was in there busting his balls. I told him I just dropped it and I didn't even say hi. I just put reported.

Speaker: and then uh he was giving me **** He was like, yeah, he goes live on Wednesday nights too. It's my **** tide. I say, hey, actually, we go live Monday, Wednesdays, and Saturdays. So, go ahead and put your two lips on it.

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Speaker: Tony, your microphone's off, you jackass. I hope he's on the phone. He's not talking to us. I have no idea. Shit, Tim, I forgot about that. Let me get that. I'm going to get it for Saturday, Tim. The Rock Lee Fozzie remix. Yes, it's right here.

Speaker: I told Tim Monday I was going to get that and I totally forgot about it. Jason wants to ask everybody a question. Sure. No. Do you want some gum? A what? What kind of gum is that? It's human gum. Strawberry gum. He walked right into that one, Chris. He said, will you want some gum? Chris is like, we're going to go chewing gum, dummy. Well, another flavor. Yeah, Jeff wants a piece of it.

Speaker: Oh, I thought it was that kind of turns your like turns your mouth black. Yeah, there's those and then there's ones where you pull the stick out and it's actually miniature mousetrap. Well, I've never seen it. You don't see it coming. What is it? It's a miniature mousetrap and it claps on your finger. It doesn't hurt, but it's kind of like a holy fuck. What was that? Yeah.

Speaker: Easy, easy, go back and forth. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker: of course I do. So, he ran like a little bit. I'm like, here, have a piece of gum. I gotta go. Tim, I'm going to be with you. Yes, sir. Hell yes. Chris, do you remember the beef jerky that came in two cans?

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I used to love that stuff. I swear to God, I saw that the other day on TikTok and I was like, fuck, I wish I could get that because it was good, too. And it would never last longer than like an hour. Right. You know, I know. You would literally have to buy a case for the week just to last a full day.

Speaker: That stuff was awesome. It was like shredded beef jerky. And it was really good. It was really tasty. And I wish I could find it. Shredded beef jerky, you say. Well, it would come in a plastic tin. It was shredded beef jerky. It was taken off the concept of fake cigarettes, little candy cigarettes. But it was chewing tobacco. It looked like it was beef jerky.

Speaker: It was, it was, yeah, it was, it was shredded beef jerky. And then in the bottom of the bottom of the can, or the bottom of the thing was a, was a baseball card or circular baseball or football. Yeah. They had baseball and football players in the bottom of them. Yeah. Debbie, you're showing the most of my background is going to be the creases, couldn't you see the side of that, where I have that fence cleaning up around like I want to.

Speaker: and I wish I could, I'm gonna see if I can find that stuff online, see if I can order a bunch. Dude, you can still buy it in the gas stations and everything here. I have a question for you gentlemen. Yeah. Would you guys like to go to some amusement parks? Yes, please. Some abandoned amusement parks? Are there ghosts and goblins and - There's one of them. There's one of them. I'm striving for fucking flig sets.

Speaker: I saw that Tim, there's one abandoned park I will go to and I will give you the name. This in Jacksonville, Florida used to be called six gun territory. I ain't ever going to Florida after I've seen some of the shit we talk about on the news. I think the three of us fit in quite nicely in Florida. Yeah, they never notice us in Orlando.

Speaker: Yeah, just in general. I think we'd fit in quite nicely. They'd be like, hey, there are people. Let them come in. They're welcome. Wait, we got visitors? What the hell? Is health first over? But I have, I have, yeah, we're gonna, I guess. I'm gonna poke the butter when it popped up. I caught it. Yeah, we, Tony, Tony was on it. I do have a couple more abandoned amusement parks for you. Oh, excellent. Tony, Tony, real quick. Tony, where exactly are you located?

Speaker: That's what I was going to say. My parents would be driving through. I told them if they needed to crash for a little while, they'd just stop at your house. Tony, if Jeff's mom and Jeff's mom crashes, get the purple and green pool noodles. Put them on your front porch and thank me later. She's like that. She says, yeah, I was just talking to some stranger's house. I'm like, you know my son, can I crash? Purple and green pool noodles. You'll thank me later, Tammy. The spark in his driveway will freak him out.

Speaker: You want me to get pool noodles with his mom. Purple and green, you'll thank me later. It's a swingers joke that he thinks is funny, but it's not because it's only funny to him. It's, it's just really funny to you. Myself, Tony, we don't find it funny. You're the only one that finds it funny. Don't speak for Tony. We've had this conversation. He didn't laugh. He doesn't know. He wasn't here for it.

Speaker: in Florida and retirement communities because they're just giant sex fest. Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker: So they have pool noodles and each different color pool noodle means something else. So when you're like in your little golf cart or whatever, and the joke was that you had to be there obviously. But the joke was that when Jeff's mom and dad moved down there, his mom called me and asked me where she could get bulk supply of pool noodles from. That was the joke. Because my parents bought a small plot of land in a retirement community.

Speaker: Also, the joke was funny because if you know Jeff's parents, they're about the squares people on the planet. Exactly. They're, they're, they're, they're like, my mom won't watch, um, battle the geoshes. Yeah. She won't watch the TV show 100 family. She won't watch nonsensical nonsense either. Yeah. She lasted about an episode and a half. She's like, yeah, you guys are too fucked up.

Speaker: Yeah, but we were, we were a lot different in the beginning. Yeah, we were, we were out there. But anyways, as I was saying, we were funny. Let me see how your mom looks first.

Speaker: I said, yeah, if you're driving through Georgia, just stop and park in Tony's driveway for like 20 minutes. She looks like Jeff with boobs. She's actually shorter than I am. She is five foot nothing. She got a beard? Yep. No, no, no.

Speaker: No, you want her to have a beard or no, you don't want her to have a beard. We're confused. I can never stop in a costume store. I mean, whatever you want. Jeff said no. I said yes. And you're like, no. So what do you want? Do you want the beard or do you not want the beard? What are we doing here? We're a single woman out of the mall when we come in with her husband who may want to join in. Just so you know. I think you're trying to say something, Jeff. I think Tony might be into you. And if you can have your mom and she's got a beard like you.

Speaker: We're not here to judge. I am proud to not be a homosexual. Tony's like, I can make Jeff a Machichi. Minus the muscles. He's a fat old Machichi. He's like a retired Machichi.

Speaker: right? Well, anyways, gentlemen, let's go to some amusement parks, shall we? First and foremost, our first stop, we're going to go to Japan. To the Keo Keo Keo Nama.

Speaker: No, it's uh Keho Nima leisure leisure leisure land uh was once a thriving of leisure lesions lesion lesion air disease lesion air disease. I'm not Lou Gehrig. I'm good. Uh and a music park in uh Tohoku Japan boasting the typical park ride such as a train and a ferris wheel and a carousel and and as well as a driving range

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. I was still not care as well. Care as well. Care as well. Whatever. I'm reading a lot here. Potato potato. Yeah. Today, however, the park has been taken over. Uh I also have a driving range in the campsite but however, you know, the structures uh leaving the park look like a ghost town and ghosts are what is more infamously known for. What's going on, dude? The legend of the

Speaker: who live near the lake that sits on the side of the Keo Nima leisure or what is it? Keo Nima leisure land, which was well known for housing and abundance of snakes. The woman became pregnant and when she gave birth, the baby was a serpent who escaped into the water. Every night the woman could hear her serpent baby cry, driving her mad and she eventually committed suicide by drowning herself in the lake.

Speaker: And it is said that her and the baby's cries can still be heard at night. The translation for the park literally means ghost woman. So this ghost woman leaves their part. With how superstitious in the Asian culture can be at times, it's no surprise that the story of the leisure land is mentioned in every article about the park.

Speaker: But it did not stop nearly 200 ,000 people visiting the site each year while it was open, leaving many to question the validity of the curse. The park officially closed in 2000, citing a drop off in visitor due to Japan's declining birth rate and economic crisis. I thought they had an issue with - Well, they also had, your families could only have one kid. That was China.

Speaker: Oh, was it China? Yeah, I was going to say that's China. You know, I have like a boy or some shit like that. No, you can have a child. I think it was. But then a variety of the curse keeps the legend of the park alive and those interested. You can buy the park. It's up for sale, gentlemen. So what do you say we buy an amusement park? We have we can have our I don't know. It doesn't say, but we can have our own official nonsense. I'm not the goddamn salesman.

Speaker: It doesn't matter. We we we have infinite funds apparently because we have a jet and and a spaceship and a monster truck and and and and others and some jackass by the helicopter. Where's my

Speaker: You don't get an Escalade. You know what you get? You get a jacked up Ford F -350 with a Confederate flag flying off the black. Jeff has the Escalade with 24 inch rims and spinning rims and tinted out blacked out windows and all that. I drive a Yaris because I am environmentally friendly and I am woke.

Speaker: But yeah, apparently the park is for sale, so. What the fuck is this check has been? This is like old ass news. Which one? Jeff Gladney, the cornerback for the Cardinals that passed away the other day. Monday he died in a car crash. He was only 25 years old.

Speaker: The way you said it is like he died like four years ago. It was Monday. The way you made it sound, you're like, oh yeah, it was Monday. Yeah. Well, gentlemen, let's, uh, let's go ahead and come on, bring it on back. Let's bring it on back to the States. Let's go back up to Tony's, Tony's old stopping grounds. Tony, what do you say we go to New York for a visit?

Speaker: I've been to New York. New York is not that terrifying. You guys are not that scary. It's just like Texas. Calm down. Oh boy. George R. Binks. Goldfish. It's funny. Jeff Shell did his kids. We can't hear him, but we can see. What? Mother fuck. Get out of here. Where the hell you guys been? Blacktop Mojo.

Speaker: I've already, I've already debuted your new video, talked about your new video and everything. You guys are just now announcing. We're going to dreamland park in New York. Tony, you ever heard of it? No, probably not. Dreamland park beginning with began with a dark past that would continue to get darker built in the 1930s. The park will be open for less than two decades. You sure you don't know about it? You were born around that time. Once you Tony.

Speaker: That's a cold joke. But the park would be open for less than two decades before it shut down due to rampant gambling and ties to the mafia.

Speaker: Surprise, surprise, surprise. Then in 1969, Dream Park would make headlines again with two decomposing bodies would be found in the woods on the grounds of the park. Due to the wooded and secluded areas surrounding it, the park was a popular destination for couples to have a romantic drives and a little private time. But yeah, you know, lovers lane. Yeah.

Speaker: Well, on the night of August 12th, 1969, Marilyn Sheckler, 18, and Glenn Eckert, 20, would sit out for a drive to the park and never be seen alive again. That's fucked up. Their decomposing remains would be discovered feet from each other in a shallow grave nearly two months after the state police, or two months later by the state police. Tim, you're on it again tonight.

Speaker: Facts don't care about your feelings. But autopsies would conclude that Marilyn had been raped repeatedly and beaten. Her head severely fractured. What's that? That's not good.

Speaker: Exactly her her head severely fractured while Glenn had been shot in the forehead and the side of his head and he had also been beaten

Speaker: Investigators immediately suspected members of a pagan motorcycle gang as they had arrested 10 members of the gang for beating and stabbing three men in the parking lot of Dreamland Park on the same night that Marilyn and Glenn were last seen. Robert

Speaker: Martin Lynch, 22 and Leroy Stolfus, 24 would ultimately be arrested for the murders of the couple. Robert and Leroy would both be found guilty of first degree murder and sentenced to life in prison without parole. Each would maintain their innocence and appeal their cases until they each died while incarcerated. Jesus Christ.

Speaker: I don't understand the concept of why, what would drive someone to rape. I have to, uh, yeah. I mean, it's, it's, it's clearly like I, sexual predators. I wouldn't even tie up my woman in bed. Like if she was like, tie me to the bedpost. No, I'm good. No, exactly. No, because nobody believed me. If you have a heart attack. Exactly.

Speaker: there's a movie on Netflix. There's a movie on, there's a, hey, Sadie's there's a movie on Netflix. It's called Gerald's game. And, um, uh, basically it's a couple, they go out to a cabin in the middle of nowhere. And he, and, and, and, uh, he, you know, they, it's, it's a couple of retreat it's it's, and, uh, you know, he handcuffs her to the bed, you know, for, you know,

Speaker: He has a heart attack and dies. And she's handcuffed to the bed. Jesus. I haven't watched it. It came out a few years ago, but I've been contemplating watching it because that is a wild concept for a movie because she's just stuck and you're in the middle of nowhere. Yeah. What do you do? Nobody. Your dead husband is, your dead husband is, I hope she was able to, I'm hoping she was able to shake him off at some point, but

Speaker: you know, me, if I'm handcuffed to the headboard, I'm just gonna... My insecurity says she's gonna handcuff the headboard and like fucking tickle me till I piss myself or something, you know? Yeah, that's what she's gonna do to you, Jeff. Exactly. She's gonna beat you relentlessly with a frying pan. That's what I'm saying is like, I mean, you have, I mean, you wouldn't talk about trust.

Speaker: I think, well, ultimately, if you're into the BDSM and stuff like that, whether it's light or full on or hardcore or whatever, that is the number one thing in those relationships. Well, that's the number one thing in those relationships is the trust factor. You have to have the trust with your partner that they're not going to... I got trust issues, fuck it.

Speaker: They're not going to cross the line. They're not going to do anything that you don't want them to do. And you set boundaries. I got a question. There is no safe word. When you hear them to a bed, you say, I don't want to do this no more. And they look at you like, and get the fuck out of here. Yeah, exactly. No, Tony. Tony, what do you want, you big dummy? Tony. What do you want, you big dummy?

Speaker: Tony, this is the same place. Tony, would you like to fair with the class? What happened to you? Yeah, where did they touch you? Show us on the show. Show us something else. Here's my question. Here's my question. Now we know Chris and he's 100%. No, I'm no Chris. If Jody came in tomorrow with her handcuffs and said, let me hand you do it. You do it. You do it. You do it. Get it. Get it. Get it. No, I tried. I had no idea. I think I did.

Speaker: I don't think I've ever really been interested in it before. But yeah, I think I totally trust Jody. I've never really had that. I'm not saying I don't trust my wife. My wife does have to take it. I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm fully, I'm not going full on hardcore. Don't hit me with a fucking ball bat. Like that's not gonna, you know, a little light, you know, stuff. You know, yeah, I'm cool. I'm down, but I don't have a headboard.

Speaker: So plus I also feel that I'm strong enough that if I'm handcuffed to a headboard I feel like I have enough strength that I could rip the whole entire headboard off What if you can't what if you can't what if you can't?

Speaker: Yeah, Jeff, anything you make, I am 100 % positive that I can break free of. We went to school together and building trades. I've seen your project has fallen apart ever because I over.

Speaker: I overscrew everything together. I beg to differ. I think we're doing the podcast one night and all of a sudden like holy **** your towel rack that you built came crashing off the wall. I never built a towel. You built like something that you had towels and clothes and stuff on and it came crashing off the wall early on in the podcast.

Speaker: And it was loud as fuck. I was in the middle of building it. I wasn't done. It was sitting up there and I thought I... You had shit on it. I used my closet. The shelves, I built my closet. Drywall too. I don't use drywall. I'm talking. What you order?

Speaker: Damn, my shoulder hurts. But yeah, no, like I said, I don't, yeah, I'm not going, I'm not going full on crazy. Don't be beating on me. Don't be hitting me with whips and don't, you know, don't do any of that crazy stuff. But I don't know. I obviously don't know how to answer that. You know, I've never been asked of me. I think I'm out.

Speaker: If I am going to be tied up, I need something like something that's easily great. How the hell does me talking about abandoned amusement parks turn into this? I don't know. The ridiculous emphasis, if you will. Oh, no, the movie that I was talking about. That's on me. My bad, guys. That's on me.

Speaker: Squirrel. Squirrel. So me, baby. So me, baby. So me, baby. I'm sitting here car shopping. Is that what you sing to the machine? I sing that every day. I don't sing the 19th week. I would know shop cars. Well, apparently there's an offer to get my Equinox, and I'll be there if I don't need something else, but I'm not getting broke doing it. Under that.

Speaker: Well, I did have one more plan for you guys tonight. That's okay. Unless you just want to wait. Go ahead. Go ahead. We still got three minutes. I have the magic Harbor amusement park up in Myrtle Beach down in Myrtle Beach, depending upon where you're at. Ermer and Myrtle Beach. From me down from you down for me, or you're from Tony.

Speaker: Northside things west. Over yonder. Over there. Over there. Over yonder, that way's still worse. If you reach the big red barn that's fallen apart, you've gone too far. You've gone too far, exactly. Exactly. Well, just four miles south of Myrtle Beach, the Magic Harbor amusement park had all the makings of a fun attraction. Roller coasters, bumper cars, Tilda Whirl, arcade, hedge maze, Ferris wheel, and all ages rides.

Speaker: But it never really succeeded financial issues, changes in ownership, and deaths attributed to the park's failure. After the park closed on Labor Day in 1976, Franklin Loftus shot and killed the park's owner, Harry Koch, and his 16 -year -old stepson, Carl Dirk, outside their trailer on the grounds of the park. Koch's wife survived the attack by hiding under the trailer.

Speaker: For years, the case went under the, or for the, for years, the case went unsolved, making it the oldest cold case in Horry County's history. Yeah, words are hard. Loftus shot Koch over a wage and workman's compensation dispute after Loftus was a carpenter.

Speaker: Uh, dispute after Loftus a carpenter for the park was injured on the job. Uh, Loftus was given two life sentences for the murders and was denied parole multiple times. Uh, conscious of surviving wife had no desire to keep up conscious plan of expanding the magic carver. And the park went into foreclosure was bought back by the bank and then change chance multiple times until it was sold to Jeffrey Thompson, president of the largest amusement park operation in Europe.

Speaker: It seemed like the park's luck was about to turn around with Thompson managing, but an 84 tragedy would strike the park again when 13 year old Sherry Lynn DePue was launched, was launched, launched. It's in bold all caps too. I love this.

Speaker: Launched out of the park's Black Witch roller coaster, she died from her injuries and her father sued Magic Harbor for $12 million claiming negligence by the park for failing to supervise the ride properly. Thompson tried to claim the girl had failed to stay seated and follow safety guidelines for the ride but had publicly

Speaker: But the bad publicity alone was enough to hurt the park's reputation once again. And in the mid 90s, the park was - I caught that name too. I'm about to look it up in a minute. Go ahead and finish with, I'm sorry. Terry Koch. I think you pronounced it wrong. No, Tony. Go to the mindset of a, go to the mindset of a teenage boy. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You don't get where I'm coming from.

Speaker: You don't know. You don't get where Tim's coming from. Yeah, he he was thinking Harry crotch. That's why I said that's going to go right on by without a comment. Oh, we're waiting patiently. Harry. Harry Koch. Harry. He's going on. Yeah, he won. Yeah, he went down. He won. I was thinking something. No, I won that one. I said it **** right. I proofread this **** tonight ****

Speaker: Uh but yeah, the park was closed in the mid 90s and the land was bought by neighboring campground resulting in all the buildings and rides to be completely demolished. Why would you even highlight this ****? Cause it was funny. I was cooking that. That's what I was thinking. Oh, okay. I can **** read. You can't pronounce

Speaker: I don't understand the appeal of opening an amusement park. I really don't. Why would I continue with money for decades? Obviously not. There's been a lot that's closed.

Speaker: You're not going to be a Disney, gang and shit up. No, but I mean, that's the mindset that these guys are coming up with. They're saying, I can do it better. Let me do it my way. And I think people try to make the truck is closer for other people instead of where they already been to people are tired of some of certain places as well. I don't hear enough about you walls and music parks for the best room closer than nobody really goes there that I know of. Everybody goes Disney.

Speaker: I think it comes down to I think I can do it better than you kind of thing like fuck

Speaker: Orlando in California, guaranteed money. You need to go. You're closer to most of us. Get the fuck out of here. Take your hands across the fucking door from Mexico and stop bullshit. No, in all seriousness, if I was going to go to, if like, if I had a choice to go to an amusement park, I didn't want to go back to fucking Cedar Point. I love that joint. Because you're from there. Most people don't know about it unless they've been there too. Everybody travels to Disney World.

Speaker: It's ridiculous. If you've never been, you don't understand. I went on Christmas day and Magic Kingdom was already at max capacity. They already fucking in the park. Christmas day.

Speaker: Then Epcot was also at mass capacity. There's two of the major theme parks in the world to reach for. I went to Animal Kingdom. First of all, I didn't even know they had a fucking Animal Kingdom. And that was after chain crowded. Crowded. Yeah. That's my problem with amusement parks. They're always fucking crowded. What the fuck's your respect? Jeff's number one problem with amusement parks is the fact that he had to leave his bathroom.

Speaker: No, like, well, for instance, when I go, like when I was growing up, I would go to Cedar Point. If you go on like a couple of days before and a couple of days after Halloween, there's no fucking way for anything. If you go during the week, there's no way. Well, that's it. Well, in every state, I think most, almost every state has amazing parks. And Ohio has Kings Island and Cedar Point. I said,

Speaker: Michigan doesn't definitely know where we are. Doesn't Kentucky have Dollywood? No, that's Tennessee. What the fuck? Oh, yeah. They say every state. I said most states, but yeah. But, I mean, most amusement parks are within driving range.

Speaker: that's why Jeff hates amusement parks. He can't ride. I just I can stand on my toes. I don't know what to do with six flags in Georgia. Motherfucker motherfucker shows up to the amusement park wearing Gene Simmons kiss platform shoes.

Speaker: but uh yeah, you know, uh like I said, Ohio's got Kings Island, Cedar Point, used to have six flags, used to have Sea World. Yeah, now and then we got the Columbus Zoo and down by the Columbus Zoo, they have um

Speaker: world famous Columbus Zoo. Uh they've got right beside it is uh Zambezi Bay which is a giant **** water park. Yeah, it's huge. Um there's a water. I think there's a water park down by Kings Island as well. Yeah. It's really like right next door, isn't it? It's part of Kings Island. It's like right across the well, it's down the road. I don't know. I don't think it's part of Kings Island. It's it's separate. No. Uh sorry. I'm mistaken. I'm talking about Cedar Point has a water park next to it. Oh my god. Um two amusement parks and a water park.

Speaker: Yeah, South Carolina had Carowinds. I didn't know we know they had one in South Carolina. Carowinds, which is, I guess, pretty damn cool. But those, my friends, are not abandoned. This is true. The next park I have, the next park I have has murder, murder, and fire.

Speaker: and I love triangle. We have time for that one? Yeah, I can do that real quick. Yeah, let's do it. All right. You've piqued my interest. No ghost, though. Well, there might be ghosts. I changed my mind. There might be ghosts now, but there wasn't ghosts then. Well, so you guys asked for it. We got the Brandywine Springs amusement park in Wilmington, Delaware.

Speaker: This might be one that I doubted, Jeffrey, because this park opened the 18th. The name Brandy one. Oh, yeah. Brandy one. I think. This one in Wilmington, Delaware, it was opened from 1886 to 1923. And it was a early example of 20th century fun. Yay. How much? Like future world.

Speaker: There was a castle house, a train, a wooden roller coaster, restaurants, a pavilion, and a magnificent archway leading to the park. And it does look pretty cool. Big stone archway, kind of look like a big castle thing. It says, welcome to Brandywine Springs or whatever. But in 1916, tragedy would strike the park when Catherine Budecki was shot and killed

Speaker: by already Nichols, oh wait, I'm sorry, and killed and already Nichols was shot by Samuel Gungus, who then set fire to the park's restaurant, railway and photo photography galleries, as well as some concession stands. Gungus was... It's in Red Dead Redemption. That's where I heard it. Yeah.

Speaker: Gongus was infatuated with Bodecki, who was a waitress at the restaurant and was apparently upset she turned him down, prompting him to snap and kill her. The park would close in 1923 when automobiles made it easier for people to travel and the park admission declined. Concrete slabs and muddy pools are all that remains of the amusement park today.

Speaker: But local historians are working on excavating and marking sites of where the major attractions stood, putting up signs and photographs to educate those who walk through the site. So you can still walk through there. So some of the stuff is still like the entryway and all that stuff. Some of the stuff is still there.

Speaker: yeah that guy needed a friend to say dude there's other fish in the sea well you know at least at least he just shot her and killed her instead of the alternative of raping her repeatedly and caving her skull in well what to bring that

Speaker: Back to that story, I don't think it was one guy repeatedly rape again. I think, as you said - No, there was two guys that were - Well, no, there was two guys that were found guilty that had nothing to do with the biker gang. It was two separate guys. They were found guilty and charged with that crime. The biker gang just so happened to beat the hell out of and stab three other people in the parking lot of said park the same night that that happened to that couple.

Speaker: So it sounded like a real fun night. It sounded like an exciting night at Dreamland Park up in New York in 1969. It's just everybody losing their fucking mind. Never fear, boys. I've got more abandoned amusement parks for you Saturday. Cool beans. And I attack Disney again. I have a quick question. No.

Speaker: Well, you're talking about amusement parks. If you had a choice between a wooden roller coaster or metal, which one do you want? Metal. Neither. What? Neither. I don't ride roller coasters. Because he's a bitch. You're that guy. We've had this discussion about me riding roller coasters. A, I'm afraid of heights. B, my body, it hurts my body.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: Oh, Jesus. So could you imagine if it's a full -size roller coaster that's going 900 miles an hour and then it's like, oh, here we go. Here's a 90 degree turn for no fucking reason. And then Daniel rips you in half. Cedar Point. At Cedar Point, they have a roller coaster. It's called the Mantis. It is a stand -up roller coaster. You stand. That's what Tim said. The Mantis fucked him up. That thing, if you lock your knees on that motherfucker, you will pass out.

Speaker: Because at the bottom of the first hill, it's a 3G pull. I'm trying to sock waving on some of these apart. Stiggles out of Six Flags or Kings of Minion, they got a shockwave standing up. And it's going to get you. It's going to get you. Cedar Point has a couple roller coasters that you ride. A lot of parks have the standing up roller coasters. Cedar Point was also one of the first ones that had that Superman style, where you were laying down. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: Well, I was one of the first people to ride the, it's called the, something 2000, I can't remember what it's called, but it's the tallest roller coaster.

Speaker: The Millennium Falcon. That's what it's called. No, not the Millennium Falcon. The Millennium Force. That's Disney, isn't it? Yeah. No, it's Millennium Force. It came out in 2000 and they opened the park just for that week. It was starting to close. They opened early and

Speaker: The group that I used to go with were invited for that opening week because that was the new, they're showing off the new ride. And it is literally, it uses a, will you fuck out? God damn, fuck that. Okay. God damn it. He ripped my headphone jack out.

Speaker: the the

Speaker: G force 4 .5 G's duration. Two minutes traveling 6 ,595 feet. You know how we're the wheels of the track. You know, they usually have them. It's really close together. The track is

Speaker: Okay, but it's got one of the fastest lifts to get from the bottom of the hill to the top. It uses an elevator style as opposed to a chain. It was the first of its kind, I think. Millennium Force is a steel roller coaster located at Cedar Point Amusement Park in Sandusky, Ohio manufactured by

Speaker: Sandusky sandusky. Yeah, I'm gonna let that slide. No, I'm just gonna let it slide. What's wrong with Sandusky? That guy that was molested those boys at Penn State. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh my god. You think they named the city after him? No, nobody named him after the city. Yeah, I was gonna say Sandusky's been a while for a while.

Speaker: I think it's actually named after an Indian tribe, but I could be wrong. I don't know. I don't know. Sandusky River. Yeah. I'm just saying. Why is your mind on sex with little boys, Tony? My name is a bad bill to me. Millennium Force broke five world records. It was the world's first giga giga coaster, a term coined by

Speaker: Uh, and Timon and Cedar Point to represent roller coasters that exceed 300 feet in height and complete a full circuit. It was briefly the tallest and fastest, uh, in the world until steel dragon 2000 open later the same year. The ride also has the third longest roller coaster in North America, following the beast at Kings Island and fury three 25 at carowinds. That motherfucker is quick. I'm going to tell you, holy shit.

Speaker: uh you know what tony i think we should go and kidnap chris and take him on uh there's a place there's a uh ride at six flags it's called fuck the kilo way it's called kilo way and it's a giant tower it's in mexico city but it's a giant tower

Speaker: That is got to be well over 300 feet and it slowly takes you to the top and then just drop your ass. No, he'll have a heart attack. It'd be hilarious. So it's like, it's, it's like the tower of fear or demon drop or the thing they have in Vegas and they do them at park. I mean, they do, they literally have that right at fair enough. Yeah, they have it at fairs. Yeah. Well, you're talking about the one on the stratosphere.

Speaker: Yeah, they either shoot you up or they they pull you up. Drop you down and then they like slingshot you out across or like out on top of the hotel and it goes out. It goes like this and stops. Let me tell you something. They had a roller coaster that went around it back in 2000s roller coaster that went around it and then steeple the top and shoot straight up and come down. I rode that thing.

Speaker: It was very quiet up there and everybody down there is real small. I kept them together. I said, I must be the stupidest motherfucker. I said, I'll never do this again. I'm going to go ahead and second that. Whatever, bitch. That's not else I want to get Chris to do. That shit. Do what? Bungee jumping.

Speaker: I've done it twice and it every time. Just like when I was forced to parachute when I was in the military, I always said the same thing. You're gonna fucking push me. Cause I ain't. Hey, who in the hell, my question, my question is who in the hell do either one of you think that you're going to, that you are, that you're going to make me go bungee. Nine motherfuckers to kidnap your ass.

Speaker: Go get it. Go get it. Yeah, go get it. That's okay. Nine. I got 16 friends for her. That's all right. That's all right. 32. Don't get Cody off to taze your ass so we can hog tie your ass. Don't you, don't you jackasses realize that she is on my team? Who tazed her team?

Speaker: She makes a lot of money. I make a lot of money. I don't need your money. She's team Glick and I'm team Jody. I will literally give her a year's salary. She's not your wife that will sell you out for a freaking taco and a churro. I will literally give her a year's salary to take you on the show. Wish you well.

Speaker: I'm talking over a hundred G's brother. Okay. Go ahead and go ahead and transfer it over to my PayPal account right now. As soon as you transfer, no, as soon as you transfer it over to my checking account, she can taste the shit out of me. Have you seen that guy on? Because I've been tased before. No, but not on the show. That's what's funny. Yeah. I've been tased before it hurts like hell, but yeah, you know, Mr. Big Shot, Mr. Put your money where your mouth is. I've seen that.

Speaker: Go ahead and go ahead and transfer that shit on over and I'm sure you'll be up. I don't want to be ready for it. I don't want you to be ready for it. I want you to be surprised. So it'll be up here in nine days. You got nine days to put a hundred grand in my account.

Speaker: And you can get me tased on the show. I'll go to Ohio tonight. 100 Gs? Shit. I got somebody who wants to be dry. I'm fine. Tony's going to show up in Ohio. And Saturday night, we're going to have a weekend at Bernie's. Tony's going to be Swiss cheesed up, shot up, and he's going to be hiding it. I'm going to have him tied to me and be like, hey, I'm Tony. I'm here to do the show. I'm like, what you do?

Speaker: I'm a big old chocolate milk gun. Look at me. My name is Tony. I'm a fan of this. You're like chef from the bumpers. That's what I said. This is confined quarters in here. You know, once you're in, there's two ways out.

Speaker: Let me send a text message to Warren. Hey, can I send $100 ,000? Yeah. Well, he gonna send $100 ,000 to tease you. Shit, I'm on the way. Hey, I'll tell you what. For that $100 ,000, once you're passed out from being tased multiple times, I want to put you on a roller coaster. OK. Hey, Tony. We split it. And how do you pick up at the top of the hill? Tony, we split it 50 -50. We split it 50 -50.

Speaker: I'll have a couple, I'll have a couple bottles of peach crown here for you. And you can chase me. Two bottles of peach crown. I said a few. I said a few. Well, we can do it. We can split.

Speaker: electricity versus bullet. I wonder which wins half naked half naked Sasquatch looking redneck and his boxers greeting me with the machete at the door confusing the hell out of me making me question life decisions.

Speaker: 100 000 pesos is uh, let's see like 10 grand. No, sorry. It's five grand 20 cents on the dollar is fucked up. No It's actually 19 five So it's just under five grand I could do something with that

Speaker: My accountant called me yesterday. It's a hundred thousand pesos is $5 ,076 and 35 cents. Glick's a big dude, a little bit more than that.

Speaker: five grand worth getting shot at. Chase chased around a parking lot by a by a half naked Sasquatch with a machete or none Chugs. Come back here, Tony. Really fucks you up is when you taste me and I stand there and laugh.

Speaker: How do you feel about your life decisions now, Tony? I put my money on Tony being able to outrun you. Oh yeah, you can definitely outrun me. So you can tease and run, Tony.

Speaker: stick and move, stick and move. Unless he tases me and then I turn into the flash because that's usually how it happens. You know, freak accident. You go to tase me. Lightning strikes. I turn into the **** I turn into the flash. I think it's going to take a lot more than a taser. You never know. A spider turned Spiderman into Spiderman. It's a spider bite.

Speaker: I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Tony Taze is me at the same time. Light beam strikes me. Have you seen that video? Have you seen that video? There's a video. I saw it on Vine. That's how old this video is.

Speaker: He's arguing with his girlfriend. And he's a big dude. He's a big guy. And the cops show up and tase him. And he doesn't go down. He just looks over. He's being tased. You can hear the taser. And he goes, I'm going to get you, bitch. Oh, yeah. You put that on the show a while back.

Speaker: And I was like, that dude did not even flinch when he got taste. Tony Tastes me and I'm like, God, that feels great. My back has been all out of alignment, like a tinge unit. Yeah, come on.

Speaker: There we go, man. I feel great. Thanks, Tony. I feel great. Thanks, Tony. Welcome to Ohio. Got a beer? I got a I got a steak on the George Foreman grill. It's medium rare. So, you got a man up and I don't got ketchup or A1 sauce. So, 15 ,000.

Speaker: I'll call Jeff. Jeff, we need another 10 grand deposit. He's going to eat a steak medium -rare with no steak sauce and no ketchup. We're going to call you 20 ,000. Hell no. Wait, wait, wait. You would take 20 grand for eating a medium -rare steak? Take more than that.

Speaker: It's just a medium rare steak. It's not even anything bad. I'll eat a raw steak for five bucks. I love steak. It would take more than 20 grand for me to eat a overcooked steak. Good to me. I'll take a bite out of Jeff's cat for $5.

Speaker: Actually, no, I won't because he's got Big Macs and quarter pounders and chicken nuggets coursing through his bed. I'll call God my heart. God damn you. McDonald's secret sauce. Jeff is officially safe if we ever are in a plane and we all crash and it was like, well, we got to survive. Yeah, I'm just going to go ahead and freeze it. Right.

Speaker: but uh now we do. We are going to wrap this show up. We'll be back Saturday night with a brand new show. Oh my god. Oh my god. But we appreciate you guys hanging out. We appreciate you guys listening as always. We like to come in here and have fun and shoot your **** all that fun jazz. It's what we do.

Speaker: He's going to have one before long if he don't stop eating McDonald's the way he is. That doesn't even sound right. It's **** urine probably tastes like Big Macs anyways. I don't need to know this ****.

Speaker: Guys, motherfucker said I had four cheeseburgers, ten, ten -piece nuggets, and two large fries today. In one setting. You said today. You said today. I know. This is one day. That's nothing. Alright, I gotta stretch my back. This is killing me. I did it last night. It was like, it was uh, 8 o 'clock at night when I ordered. Jesus Christ, dude. That's insane. But regardless,

Speaker: tune in Saturday when chef has a heart attack live on the show. Tony and I point and laugh and do nothing. Like you could do something. Yeah, I don't know. Do you guys have 911 down there? Could I call like Cancun 911? Well, no, they do. Yeah, they do. I don't speak Spanish. Tony, do you speak Spanish? We don't know what you're saying.

Speaker: Hola. Como esta. Bueno. Remind me to get you guys my wife's number. Bueno noches. Nachos. Bueno nachos. Bueno nachos. Gracias. Gracias. Diaz. Cameron Diaz. George Lopez.

Speaker: Gabriel Iglesias. Let me be your hero. Sorry, Jeff. We tried. I'll take toast. We are out here. We do appreciate you guys listening as always.

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Speaker: Oh, man. I like the idea of what movie you'd like to turn into a horror film. Yeah, that's just going to get really long -winded and need explanations. And four hours later, we're still talking about one movie. That was my fear as well. Yeah, right. Oh, top five for Saturday night, gentlemen. Top five. Saturday morning.

Speaker: We've talked about it Tony's gonna have five cartoons that nobody's ever heard of Starting five top five movie characters you would like to be I

Speaker: We brought that up. So, like, as you said, when we brought it up, John Wick. John Wick. So, five movie characters that you would like to be. Like, in real life or you take over the role? Let's go real life. I want to take over for... Let's go real life. Let's have fun. Let's have fun. Let's go real life. Real life? Okay. Yeah, let's have fun. Let's go real life. So, top five movie characters that you would like to be in real life?

Speaker: I'm going to make it make it a little bit interesting here. So, we're going to star this. Huh? Tim said dead wrestlers. I don't know. Yeah, I know. I was thinking video games. Tony really don't know video games. Not the new ones. I don't. Yeah, Jeff doesn't know wrestling. He's like Super Mario Brothers. Bong. Hey, don't don't. Hey,

Speaker: Oh, yeah. So top five movie characters you'd like to be in real life, I guess. Okay, wait. So that includes superheroes. Obviously. Yes, Jeffrey. Movie characters. I got my list card. Movie fucking characters, Jeff. Keep it simple, stupid. The same. Yes. I mean, if you don't pick a movie, if you don't pick a superhero. Yes, Jeff, you can be Gamora because she makes you feel pretty.

Speaker: happy ride but goldfish goldfish Tony goldfish you know what speaking of Thanos you guys kind of chuckled you fucking chuckleheads over there yes

Speaker: Um, Oh, where's it at? I had it actually saved. Damn it. Thanos super ability or Thanos is superpowers, superhuman strength, superhuman strength, speed, stamina, durability, and agility and immortality. Uh, superhuman, uh,

Speaker: Oh, fizzy, fizz, physology. I don't know. I can't say words. Physiology. Yeah. Physiology. Thank you, Tony. Skilled in hand -to -hand combat. It's good to point to Tony's way smarter than both of us. Skilled. Skilled in hand -to -hand combat. Genius level. Tactician. Plasma energy. Projection. Emortality. Yes. Yeah, he can do that.

Speaker: out of his hands. Titan. He came from planet Titan. Plasma energy projection, immortality, invulnerability, possessed access to nearly all powerful mystical artifacts and weapons, including the Infinity Stones, you silly sons of bitches.

Speaker: Yeah, Thanos, make fun of my Thanos, big asshole. That's how he held the Stones. He possessed access to nearly all powerful mystical artifacts and weapons. That's not just the Stones. But he was a stronger than Gladiator. Gladiator was a punk bitch. He got beat by the X -Men. Calm down. He got beat by Phoenix.

Speaker: He got beat by Jubilee. No, he did not get beat by Jubilee. Yeah, he did. She slapped the shit out of him and sparkled his face. Mason, how much do I have to send you to smack your dad in the back of the head? He said how much money does he have to send you to slap me in the back of the head. He's going to send you McDonald's money if you slap your pops in the back of the head. He's going to pay me? No, no. I'm doing for the thrill. I'm doing for the thrill.

Speaker: look your head and pow. I'll ask Cash the same question. Smack the, Cash do it for free. He be like, **** it. I do it for free. He jumps off the bed. He's my daddy. He's my daddy. You don't get the hurt. Yeah. We're not going to hurt him. You will. No, I'm not. Oh, never. I don't pay you to do it. It's

Speaker: don't come up there. It's also called guilty by association. Yeah, I'm guilty of that. And I did just a bit of life. Yeah, I was going to say we do record the show. I know you forget that sometimes but no, for real, we're going to end the show this time. So, thank you. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Check us out on all social media and nonsensical nonsense podcast, not sensible nonsense. Yeah, whatever.

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Speaker: She dances naked through the trees until her eyes go red She waits for space into the wind and she commutes with the dead

Speaker: Grace the blade up above her head As I began to breathe she said Oh, muggle in the sky Take this back with bite I want a new part

Speaker: A thousand eyes look on and she starts to feast There was a smile on her face as she walked back to sleep It's the last to back her head as blood ran by

Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs, too, for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like, something sharp. Something, like, I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp -titter combos over there. It's kind of like a rich cracker pregnant with a cheese baby.

Speaker: All right, well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Yeah, bathroom key. I don't know who I'm more angry at. That guy or cat for not noticing all the guns and ammo behind him. And that'll be 1362. Give me that. And I'm going to have to have exact change. So we're in a coin shortage at the moment.

Speaker: Whatever, man. Okay. Just that. Just that. Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!

Speaker: in the sky

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Speaker: We're un -caged, we're un -hinged, and we're fucking uncensored. And with that being said, Jeffrey, what do you have to say to the people? Deuces! Tony D. I'm also on the Maffles All Twistle at Bobby Brown. Mother hanger, mother mother fucker. You sure it wasn't Whitney that was twitching in that bathtub?

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