Nonsensical Nonsense 135 ALLL ABOARD THE CRAZY TRAIN!!!!!!

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Speaker: Play my fucking music, G!

Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: What's going on everybody? I'm Glick.

Speaker: Welcome to another episode of Nonsensical Nonsense. We got your freedom. Nonsensical Nonsense. Nice. I thought of right away. I was like, yeah, let's do a double take. That's Chef, by the way. Tony will be the chef.

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Speaker: It's at the bottom of the screen. Yeah. And as Jeff said, just moment, moment, moment, moment. Jesus Christ. It's going to be a night. I'm in a goddamn toast factory. You're a toaster. It's going to be a night. I can tell. Oh, we do have a merch store as just Jeff just said a few moments ago at

Speaker: that's what it is. It's so ****

Speaker: Well, I mean, to properly hydrate. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, and stay hydrated, my friends. As I mentioned before the show, I guess they're over on your area, there was a serious amount of thunderstorms. I know my parents are back home in Ohio, and I was talking to my mom yesterday, they won't have power until Friday. Yeah. I don't know about the middle of fucking nowhere. Yeah, but I mean, it's affected Columbus too.

Speaker: Yeah, Monday night. Monday we had storms roll through Ohio. I mean, Jody got him early in the evening. Down there where she's at and they were they were wild man and then they got up around here around 12 one o 'clock in the morning.

Speaker: I got woken up several times during the storm because one time was thundering it. Now, as I've told you guys before, I live in a brick concrete building. Did I fart? No. Waking up when I woke up. That was a big one. Gotta go check my shorts.

Speaker: You laugh, but you laugh when that's happened. I follow Bellville Main Street Facebook page and the Bellville town was asking its residents, does anybody have power? And I was seriously like, I do.

Speaker: I thought about it, but I was like, yeah, this is like a dick move. I've done that a couple of times when I lived out of South Carolina, something would happen up here and somebody would be like, Mark's safe from the tornadoes in Central Ohio. And I'd be like, me too. Me too. I'm good.

Speaker: Just in case everybody's wondering, I'm safe as well. A lot of people I know, like personally know, were like, no, no, no. And I was like, yeah, there's my sister. There's a couple of people I went to high school with. It sucks for you guys. Yeah. They were, they were some pretty crazy stories. Like I said, the, uh, the thunder woke me up and then, uh, the wind broke, woke me up a couple of times. Um, one time I woke up and looked out the window and, you know, I got pine trees. You're scared of the dark. Don't fucking lie. I sleep on my TV on.

Speaker: You know what? You say that. You say that. It's funny because Jody and I were on the Jody and I were on the phone Monday night before she went to bed and we were talking. Um I remember it wasn't it wasn't before she went to bed. It was it was it might have been before the show or after the show or something. I can't remember. But we were on the phone all of a sudden. Bang. I was like, what the **** was that? And she's like, you

Speaker: and she's like, you heard that? I suggest that was a branch hitting my window from the tree outside and somebody's house was like destroyed.

Speaker: Yeah, I thought the one time I woke up man, I thought it was there was fucking tornadoes I was like I'm looking out I live on the second floor and I think there's a tornado and what does my dumbass do I look out the window? My parents house

Speaker: I guess like maybe five miles. And this house looked like it had been hit by a bulldozer at like 90 miles an hour. It was just, the one wall looked like it just fell over. And I was like, wow. And I was showing the kids and stuff. I was like, see, storms don't fuck around. My son says, he says, so why don't we do anything when there's a hurricane? And I'm like, A, we're really far inland. B, we're in a fucking concrete house.

Speaker: The house isn't going to float away. We just got six feet in. We'll just go upstairs. There's six feet in a while. We have an indoor pool, kids. Welcome to New Day. No, but like we fit in. Until you get a shark swimming through your living room. No, I still got, I think it's like a three -inch rise. And the house kind of sits on a mild hill. So in order for it to flood, enough to flood my house, it's got to be almost a foot deep.

Speaker: And see, we have insurance, so if windows go, I get new ones. Yeah, well, you're in a concrete house, but if it's flooding, then all you're going to do is use that kind of...

Speaker: I will grab that sucker and put it in the pool. Just for neighbors that I don't like.

Speaker: that won't that won't have any effect on the shark let's go over to a chlorine pool good luck shark no but by that time it's well i guess it would still be i'll just grab a bucket of salt splash she puts that what's that what's that salt with the tick with

Speaker: The ocean is saltwater because of the whale sperm. Yeah whales whales when a whale comes I think it's like what?

Speaker: 250 gallons of sperm. I mean, and you wonder why they all ocean salty. It's a lot. I don't know. I'm not an oceanologist. Uh, speaking of, uh, semen. No, speaking of Jody, somebody followed me on Tik TOK.

Speaker: Somebody followed, sent her a friend request. Of course, because I got, I got stuff to send to people and the boys hate it when I send shit. So I was looking at you guys, you did that little compilation video and I said, Oh, that's sweet. I'm going to fuck with it. So I made that other video and said that I made sure I tagged her in her senator.

Speaker: I made another video today.

Speaker: I mean, a little gay, but whatever. Well, maybe. On all honesty, I was going to play it on the show and go big, but, you know. Maybe if you actually liked your significant other, you would do cute stuff like that, too. But, you know, some people don't. I do, but you don't see it because my significant other is literally upstairs in the room. Well, actually, she's cooking. I still do it if mine was upstairs.

Speaker: I do different things. I buy flowers. I buy flowers. Dude, I went to the store today and I literally, I went to go and I was like, I need cigarettes. And I asked my wife to stay. You're usually buying flowers in chocolate because you fucked up.

Speaker: Let's be honest. No, no, no, no, no. No, because then if you buy flowers for no reason, they're like, what'd you do? I learned that a long time ago. I don't play that game. But no, like yesterday, she goes, I said, I'm going to the store. I need cigarettes and something to drink. Do you need anything? She's like, yeah, get this, this, this, this. So I made a list. And one of the things on the list was toilet paper. And I made a list, put it on my phone, and then left my phone on my desk.

Speaker: got there got everything but the fucking toilet paper got halfway home and went oh no i got into the gate after the 20 minute walk and went fuck i forgot toilet paper and then this morning i said

Speaker: I was going to the store and she's like, get toilet paper. And, and she said something else. And then she goes, forget, forget, or she said, bring me chocolate too. Forget the chocolate. I said, okay, so forget the toilet paper, bring chocolate. She's like, no, forget the chocolate, bring the toilet paper. I said, okay, forget toilet paper, bring chocolate. She's like, no, just fucking with her. I came home with both. And I said, oh, you don't want it? Oh, oh. Here's a great thing about Tim.

Speaker: being, you know, living here by myself for the most, you know, most of the time as far as like toilet paper goes because I'll go by think of what's going on smoke. He'll be here shortly cam. You know, I very rarely do I ever run out because and then like the week that the kids are here, I swear to God, they eat toilet paper, man.

Speaker: You know what? Dude, I bought the big bag of like 36 rolls, and I had it here sitting on my shelf above them. And I sort of got it like a week later where everybody's like, we're on a toilet paper. I said, what are you guys doing with it, bathing with it? I said, I can make spit wads all day and not use that much fucking toilet paper. It's insane the amount of toilet paper that they go through when they're here. I'm like, golly.

Speaker: But like today, I bought a roll of eight or a package of eight, and it's already down to four. I bought it this morning. But anytime somebody makes a mess, they grab toilet paper as opposed to the paper towels that I buy. I'm like, no, it's not how it works. Stab them. I still don't get a fucking mop. It's a fucking tile floor for fucks sake. It's not like it's embedded into the carpet. We don't have carpet.

Speaker: Fucking stab them. There he is. Although I'm thinking Yo, what's up for my stiff Dixon airplanes Nice Who was a smoke was good

Speaker: That's that's that's Katie. That's Katie. Katie. That's it. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter who it is. I think that's it. It was 100 degrees a day and now it's thunderstorm.

Speaker: Yeah, you're getting what? Well, we were just talking about the thunderstorms have rolled past Glick. And I was like, haha, I'm glad I'm a cactus. Don't be surprised if you go without power. I have no idea if they do or not, man. I don't know what the hell they do to that damn toilet paper. That's another question for you. How much toilet paper do you guys go through?

Speaker: As a single guy, the kids are there occasionally. Yeah, but you got to remember, he's got boys. That's true. I got girls. It's not like cash is used on his own papers. It's the girls. Right. I mean, I get they got to use it every time they go in there, but... I know. I have no problem with using it for that. But how much are you using it? 36 rolls. 36 rolls in less than a month. That's retarded.

Speaker: I mean I'll buy you fucking pillow

Speaker: I I I need curtains for my I I need I need curtains for my uh what's your question? Go ahead for my fort. So, I gotta use the toilet paper. Rip something off the **** wall. Jesus. What's your question? You your dad's could racist Confederate flag wall plaque that he built. Yeah. Yeah. Let me off. And then post it online. It's

Speaker: You did post it online, you tried to post it on our goddamn TikTok channel and I was like, you better fucking not. As soon as I was making it, I do want to clarify, I did not make it for myself.

Speaker: I made it for a client that unfortunately once they found out about what shipping costs were. He made it for a militia. Let's be honest, it was for a militia. Let's be honest, it was Jeff's family. To be 100 % honest, it was my cousin. He is one of the hillbillies of the family.

Speaker: As much as I love the guy and I'm like, really? He's working his way up to Jeff's status and have a purple hood.

Speaker: That reminds me, I'm gonna go pick that up. I gotta go to the cleaners. That reminds me. So I don't have to be late, boys. Yeah, I gotta go to the cleaners and pick that up. No, but as I said, tomorrow is an exciting day. I get my new chair. Stupid excited. I'm sending a talk to a resting adult who's letting you waste our time. Oh, you're watching.

Speaker: I don't know which is worse. The man ask a serious question or the or the commotion in the background. There's Jason and he's shaking your damn head. What exactly is Juneteenth and Jeff don't speak over the man? I don't know what Juneteenth is actually. It's a new holiday up here. Go ahead, Tony, please explain it to us. White phone. Juneteenth is a day. The last day.

Speaker: but they told certain slaves that they were free. What's up, man? The problem is it wasn't the original day. The original day was prior. The time frame was prior, but that's the day that they used the spell of the, letting the last set of slaves, and I believe they were down in Texas, letting them know that they were free and slavery was over. We could do the controversy on this all day, but that's the story.

Speaker: I often wondered about it. I did hear the term last year. That was I think the first time I heard the term. And I was like, hmm. And then of course I saw a bunch of

Speaker: people posted about it. And I was like, ah. We could go into that controversy and we could have more talk about it. But in other words, you know, you give them a month, you give them holidays and it's never enough. So they're never going to be happy and they're still going to be pissed. And it's not just the folks that it celebrates the woke.

Speaker: No, exactly. It's the left. Thank you for cancelization. I'm just saying that. That's literally just the people. But I believe if memory serves me correct, it refers to the date in Texas, not

Speaker: the actual it was in texas after the civil war it came down to distance and getting the word out exactly smoke can you can you have a big comment please that's a common of the day in my opinion it's not the common of the day it's a common

Speaker: I want my rep or I want my my reparations. What about my people? Yeah What about my Indian people indigenous people and my Jewish people? Huh? What about that? What about my ancestral white slaves? Where's mine? Yeah. Yeah. Where's mine Irish people? Shut up

Speaker: Put your assholes. Hey, that doesn't mean we can't drink and fight about it. Try to fight yourself. We'll just cry over the Bruins all day. Fight yourselves like you normally do. Get a couple shots of me. I'm ready to go. No, I'm only kidding. Everybody's having a bad day. I will. Just became a national holiday last year. That's why there's so much about it.

Speaker: Okay, that's what I thought. I thought it was a couple of years ago. I thought it was literally last year. They passed the bill on the Thursday. Yeah. And we was off work. Just that quick. So well, yeah, that's what I said. Like I said, if memory serves me correct, I thought it was. I thought it was to commemorate from Texas because that was like the last or that was the official guy in Texas. It wasn't. It wasn't.

Speaker: nationwide or anything like that. Some states that happen sooner, some states that happen later. Yeah, exactly. Killer7750, if you want my real rent, I can go in. But this ain't my platform. Honestly, we did do it last year. I went off about it. You can go follow Tony on Twitter, Cameron, and then listen to his Twitter spaces.

Speaker: Or you can listen to Nonsense for Nonsense if they allow me to do this even though we family and it's going to shake it from feathers. God damn it, I won't do this. It's not about shaking up feathers. It's about - Well, I'll shake some feathers. I'm going to shake some feathers with this one. That's because you don't know how to have a conversation. You'd rather just be an angry black man and hate Whitey. Yeah. At the end of the day, that's why I don't do it. No, Whitey and I stopped. Our people were persecuted, public enemy.

Speaker: like you're the only people in the history. I do have to, I believe it was Ice Cube that say, you know, if you pay reparations, what's not going to be made Cadillac the biggest dealership in the country? 30 years ago, shut up. And it's for sure today, isn't it?

Speaker: No, it'd be Tesla today. Nobody, nobody wants to buy the, nobody wants to pay these guys. I've seen those.

Speaker: I've seen three of them. Tony buys, buys flying car. Two hours later. What happened to Tony? He bought a flying car. Yeah, that's Cameron.

Speaker: Trust them out. I didn't do it. Too soon. It wasn't racist. I quoted smoke. I gotta say I quoted Ice Cube. So not racist. Oh, you're a racist, Jeff. Kobe's death confused me.

Speaker: Don't worry, Smoke, we know how to handle this. Let's get him canceled and kicked off the platform. You know who to call, Smoke? Yeah, you know somebody somewhere. OK, what about Kobe's death confuse you? Because I'm curious. Oh, god. It doesn't make no sense. How's ice heater races? You can smoke it.

Speaker: As the left says all the time, the black man can't be racist. See?

Speaker: yes everybody can be racist before Tony Tony I know how to answer Jeff I know how to answer Jeff on his

Speaker: I found that the other day on TikTok. Call the caring gang. Yay. Yes. Call the caring gang and Jeff will no longer be a problem. That's okay. Karen's won't make it that far into Mexico. They got to get through the airport. All that shit. They're going to complain the whole way here. So by the time they get to me, I'll be old and dead.

Speaker: I found that TikTok video the other day. One day I was scrolling through TikTok and I came across that little gym and I instantly emailed it to our email account. And so I could save it. Because that'll be much like the X -Files theme has made its way into a permanent residence. That video, that song will make a permanent residence here as well.

Speaker: I actually the video I made the other day, I wish I would have had better pictures of us.

Speaker: Um, but I, of course, I had the pizza dragon at the end. I got to send it to you. It's actually pretty funny. It's a picture of us and, and a, uh, the logo. And then it's, it's, it's Jeffrey, it's called taking a little bit of time. You have all of us on our, on your Facebook and stuff like that. You can get pictures.

Speaker: That shit is awesome. You fucked up. Because I did a video today, man, and it took a little bit of time, but I went and found some cool pictures. I even had pictures of nonsensical nonsense junior with us. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, Tony, I said that video. But that I don't know what that that that audio is from that I used on it, but holy shit, it's funny. And it fits with us perfectly. It's like we're good looking guys. Guys, we're all gonna die. We're all gonna die together.

Speaker: No, that's the thing. I don't think we will is because at the end of the day, Tony and I have more than enough common sense for the three of us. We're just going to let you go die on your own. We're going to try to talk you out of it. You're going to go nope. I'm doing it. I'm going to be that black lemon that doesn't jump off the cliff.

Speaker: I'm going to say the most racist shit ever. I'm going to be the white lemon and ain't going to jump off the cliff.

Speaker: I don't understand why it's racist. I don't know why it's racist. You'd be like, I'm there. If I would, I don't give a fuck. I'll land. I will land on my feet. Watch me.

Speaker: Grabbing you as my bitch. Watch. Famous last words.

Speaker: For all of you out there that watch Minds MC, last night was off the chain, season finale. If you have not watched Minds, I highly suggest you catch up to it. It's a spin off of Sons of Anarchy. Start from the beginning. The first two seasons are slow. This last season wasn't too bad. And it's the most recent season that just ended. Holy shit. Yeah, no. I did watch all of Sons of Anarchy. I loved it. I have not gotten into Minds yet. I'm waiting for it all to finish, so I can watch it all once. Man, they doing the same.

Speaker: It's the same show with a Latino bike gang or a Mexican bike gang. Yeah, pretty much. The Mayans is the kind of rivals slash... Yeah, I remember there was a couple of videos that I seen where the... Ron Pullman. Whatever, the original Sons of Anarchy and the Mayans had a gunfight right in the middle of town and I'm like, yeah, that's believable.

Speaker: The entire police department is just hanging out normal day in charming normal day in charming FBI's are we can know about it? It's kind of like a lot of shit.

Speaker: It's kind of like the Sopranos. The FBI shows up at Tony Soprano's house and they're like, hey, we know your kids here. So if you want to take a few minutes, they're telling that you have company and, you know, hide all the evidence we're going to look for. Go ahead. Do you remember the show? Yeah. My brother, my brother said to my, my dad one day when they were watching, he says, you know, for a small town, a lot of shit goes down there.

Speaker: Yeah, there's there's some other shit. Well, it's like watching psych, you know, Santa Barbara. It's like murder capital of the world. Somebody's getting killed. Psych is more believable as in as many murders and stuff happens because it's fucking California a

Speaker: Yeah, but it's a tiny little town. It's not like it's not like **** Belville where's 2000 people where I'm taking **** that knows what it smells like. Can you sit still? Can you sit still? I thought you were alone for a second. Can you sit still? That's abuse, Tony. Oh, I got a phone charging on my radar now.

Speaker: Oh my God. Another third invisible target. What's her name? It's Smoke, isn't it? You better leave my man alone. Are you mad at the Machi Cheese?

Speaker: You broke my heart, you son of a bitch. You don't know who I am. I've loved you, my Chi Chi. You can't do this. I'm Tony fucking D. I'm the mayor. You can't do this to me. God damn it.

Speaker: I will let my constituency deal with you. Thank you very much. Spell constituency. I couldn't. I can't spell nonsense. I can't even say nonsense. You can't spell warning. Did you see how you spelled warning? Yeah, I did. I literally just typed it out real quick. Couldn't even look at it. Sent and went shit.

Speaker: I wasn't gonna say anything. Who's on your radar now, Tony? There's a segment for us. Who's on Tony's radar now? Who pissed on Tony's Wheaties this morning? We're not gonna get an answer. We're just gonna get goofy looks. I'll have to wait for Smoke to do a podcast to figure it out.

Speaker: I would rather have a personal witness tell you who will. He actually stood up for me, so I'm gonna throw this out here. I'm gonna throw this out here. Big ups to Bobby Shadow. That's my man. He came through 100 last night, so big ups to Bobby Shadow for real. We're gonna support the shit out of him.

Speaker: I am for a while. Bigos the J money. For a while until he pisses me off. You better be careful using words like that, Tony. Bigos the J money. You better be careful using words like that. Don't say his name like that. Jesus Christ, he's gonna show up in the comments.

Speaker: You're going to show the comments with the most God awful shit. There are reasons why I'm friends of people that other people aren't because I don't have the problem with them that you might there. I've never had nobody say yo cliff jumping ass. All I'm saying is I never had a problem with Jay. I probably know you. I was gonna say I probably known Jay longer than anybody on these platforms.

Speaker: I'll probably do him and I get away back. So I got called out a twitch last night by a fellow because of who I'm friends with male or female former house. Since I got thrown out there last night like that, I got told go back over there. Go hang with Lenny.

Speaker: go back over there, finish playing your music video shows. And Lenny, wasn't that the guy in the Meissen, man? No, you're stupid. Yeah. People got a problem with me having to be friends with Lenny, which I don't give a fuck. Lenny wasn't stupid, he was mentally ill. Let me be clear. Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. I'm sorry. I am friends with Lenny. I don't give a fuck. I'm friends with everybody. Yes, it's been a problem. I can deal with my shit, dude. Sure. People got a problem with me being friends with Helen.

Speaker: Blick, I know you and her don't get along. I understand. I don't care who the fuck you're friends with. Thank you very much. Y 'all just be here, man. At the end of the day, I don't have a problem with anybody. Yeah, I don't care who the fuck you're friends with. Anybody who's got a question, or got an issue, or got a concern, you can always come talk to me. And if you don't keep starting shit, then I got to do my damn thing, which I've been trying not to do. Everybody been telling me not to do it. I got a lot of support telling me it's not my best interest to do it. But y 'all want to be the motherfucker.

Speaker: What's up, you big Lummox? I know you're watching. Hey, Tony, can I get the best advice in the world? Tony got yelled at. That's why he's in here sticking up for everybody. Oh, the carriage got to Tony. Let me give Tony you the best advice you'll ever receive. Get off the fucking Internet.

Speaker: Okay, let's do this. We're not going to do anything unless you're dropping names. I'm just going to say it right now. We're not doing anything unless you drop names. Unless you drop names and stuff. I have only been on social media 13 years.

Speaker: I'm 49. I was doing shit before social media, so I got time for social media due to the shit that I did before then when we used to be bored, playing with toys, hanging out with friends, riding bikes in the air, playing playgrounds, going to music parks, and going to family reunions. Instead of a bunch of y 'all who sit in your damn room and don't do shit but look at a computer all day.

Speaker: In the last year and a half, you've been on the social medias for more than six lifetimes. A whole lot of fucking headaches. Constantly fighting and arguing with people.

Speaker: You've done at least three times as many Tony D's and Misty hours. You got a problem with me? Come and say something. Here's some underground rapper from New York that nobody's heard of. I'm angry. I'm going to play a band that I love that nobody's heard of. Some of them are really good. I ain't going to lie. Some of them are really good. Some of them have heard of it. That's a mojo y 'all like with me. Y 'all like with me too. Yeah, you got the Tony's family. It is funny.

Speaker: It is funny to see Tony jamming out to Wick and Woman, because the first time he heard it, he was just kind of like... That damn guitar solo at the end of the song, right after that one skit, that guitar solo was a motherfucker. I'm not a rocker boy, but let me tell y 'all something. That guitar... I was like this. I do have to say, the first... If you go back to watch the YouTube clip of Tony watching Blackout Mode the first time, you can see Tony's face in the side just going, fucking white people.

Speaker: But now he's just kind of bobbing his head. Well, first of all, he was in a hard way. See, let me talk about the video. Fuck this shit. I ain't done this in a while. Shout out the blacktop mojo. We're going to have some fun with this. Oh, God. He ain't have a shirt on all damn day. You know his deodorables. They're in the middle of nowhere.

Speaker: that's what I was going to say. It's literally. It's backwards like in the middle of nowhere. Some country has store. Who works in the convenience store doesn't know what's in the store. He says you have some ammunition, some fucking something. I guess that one. No, but we got some snacks over there. And then she comes out the background.

Speaker: Don't lie, Tony. She shows up. You're like, you know what? Take me, baby. I don't know. Listen, I'm going to go ahead and save this shit for real. She's got a six pack. She's in shape and lines away with a cape. And she's looking evil. Most of us are a bunch of dead motherfuckers.

Speaker: I just tried not to be disrespectful because I'm trying to get the band on the show and she is the happiest cat woman. I want her here too. We gotta talk to her too. I want her here too. I'm gonna get I'm gonna get an email after the show goes, yeah, we're gonna come on the show but the other two aren't allowed to be there. No problem. Consider them fired and I'm gonna stop you guys. You're fired.

Speaker: Sorry, you're right. It's giving credit where credit is due. Yes. Giving credit where credit is due. There was no harassment. There was no unwanted advancement. No, no, no, no, no, Tony, go back. Go back and listen to some of the stuff Jeff has said. Yes, go back. Guilty, guilty by association, Tony. Again. As I said,

Speaker: Cameron sent me that picture, that picture earlier that I put in our Snapchat and I said, if I'm going to hell, y 'all are going with me. The fucking mean man be cracking up. The penguin, mean mugging. The video was pretty crazy. He's got an awesome, when he's doing that dance like this, he does not look like he has that voice. I'm gonna be dead serious. Nobody would be here to face a long -haired, looks like they had that voice. Matt literally, Matt looked like a, sounds like Blake. We talked, but when this dude sings, he fucking got buttered.

Speaker: But he's not it. Well, that's the thing. Like he's not a very not a very big guy. And I think he's you know, I don't want to he's got a little bit more soft spoken when he when he speaks, you know, but did he hear that voice that comes out on one of his things? It's just like Jesus Christ. Honestly, it is a good song. You don't even have to be a rock and roll fan. You're going to be a music fan and enjoy this song.

Speaker: You really can. Well, that's what I say about more jealousy. Jealousy is a good one, too, for real. That's what I said about it. I was a little worried that we played Wicked Woman so much that we would all three get bored with it and be like, oh, this fucking song again. But it never gets old. It can't. It's part of the show now. And that's the thing with their music. Yeah, I guess technically they're a rock band. But he's going to talk about this like this.

Speaker: I have to go get a tank top and cut the sleeves off looking like Glick. You come on the show with white face on, you're canceled, Tony. I changed my mind for your Halloween costume. You're no longer allowed to do Mr. T. You have to come up as Matt from Black Top Photo. Tony's going to come on the show, paint his face white, get a wig, get a beard. He's like, I'm Glick from now on.

Speaker: You can only be Michael Hark Duncan from Green Mile if Jeff is Percy just so I can see you fuck him up I'm a little French guy that gets fried

Speaker: Yo, that was disrespectful. I just wanted to sit there and play with my mouth. That sponge was dry as hell. I was like, oh, that's foul. That's fucked up. They said, we need to stop it. They said, how? Why? When? I'm like, fuck. He can't stop it. He said, well, he, Tom Hanks character says, roll, god damn it, roll. Right. Crispy Critter. Yeah, he was fucked. That's a French fryer right there, buddy. Yeah, he was. And old boy sitting there going, ooh, they're frying him now. This motherfucker.

Speaker: You was going crazy. That's your ass. That is your ass. Why is it gotta be me? Because you are just that damn crazy. That's how the hell you come across the motherfuckers. No. I would seriously, I would be - What you yawning for? You know this is entertainment, especially with the shit you got. You shut the hell up. Yeah, he ain't got nothing going on. He's yawning. Like, he could do anything better. What's his name? I'm commentary. Like, he could do anything better. Where's your fucking name? Listen, we're gonna change your nickname from Killer to Bookstomper. Go on with that bullshit.

Speaker: There ain't nothing killer about him if you've ever seen him. Five foot nothing. 120 pounds soaking wet. I got three inches on your boy. The family here, we're all watching, rewatching Malcolm in the middle. I gotta say Brian Cranston, that dude's got range. Your ass is bored. Yeah, I don't like to leave my house.

Speaker: Yo, as well. You said Malcolm in the middle. I had to think back. What was that show? It's on. It's on. It's on Disney. They just put it down. Because we're the best, Cameron. But I'd never seen it when it came out. My wife was a big fan. I'm about to get better. I got ideas being in my head. Y 'all wait till I start to get back to my little bit. 5A with heels on. Is that right, Cam? Oh, you? Cam says 5A with heels on. He forgot. Yes. Tune into Tony, the political common terrorist.

Speaker: political common terrorist who who will play uh copy written music and get banned and then why? Much like much like why we don't go on Facebook anymore. Stop smacking me in the peepee. You got your first boo boo. My first boo boo. What are you talking about? I've been fighting with Facebook since we started this goddamn podcast.

Speaker: I've had audio removed. I've never had been banned from any platform. Twitch actually gave me a - You both have been banned multiple times and I'm the bad guy? I've only been banned on TikTok. I've only been banned on YouTube. Yeah, I've only been banned on anything. I've only been banned on TikTok. You want me to stop. YouTube is spending my channel. I'm still waiting on that to be over with. I need to learn how long your YouTube suspension lasts because I want my channel back. Cameron got put in Facebook jail because he wanted to kill all the kids in the neighborhood.

Speaker: He must've told him. No, he put it in the goddamn comments on the show. That means he fucking told him. You only get put in Facebook jail if you talk too much. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. That's like leaving a paper trail when you rob the bank. A file trail. You got a pin trail of ignorance.

Speaker: You have to call the bank 10 minutes in advance before you rob them. Hey, I'm coming in. Could you please have everything ready? I don't know if you were there, Tony. Tony, I don't know if you were there for that new story, but dude called the bank and said, I'm going to be there in 30 minutes to rob you. Please have all the money ready. Yeah, I don't know if he was here for that top 10 list. The top 10 dumbest criminals ever. He was shocked that he got arrested. He was a myth. He's a myth. He's waiting for it.

Speaker: I robbed a mechanic and uh the the the kid that was working at the counter or an auto parts store and the kid that was right into the counter said said I don't I don't have keys to the safe you have to wait for the owner so the guy left his phone number basically gave him his card and was like call me when your owner gets your shot. What's up? I don't want to see that. You little ignorant **** go to jail on purpose. It confuses me.

Speaker: When we was younger, we didn't try to get caught. None of us was in shape. That was the whole point. That was the whole point. It was like, get away with it. I mean, if you're dumb enough to leave your car, you should be in jail. You should be a knockout. No, if you dumb enough to do some of the dumb shit to get caught on purpose, do not commit a crime. We of the 70s and 80s outran police. You all can't even win.

Speaker: Don't commit crimes, period. Don't fucking listen to Tony and Jeff. They're idiots. Don't go out there committing crimes. Don't go out there committing crimes. Don't go out there committing crimes. Don't go out there committing crimes. Don't go out there committing crimes. Don't go out there committing crimes. Don't go out there committing crimes.

Speaker: I don't know if we're allowed on the dark side. Yeah, we're allowed to play in that game. Good luck. Where's my reparations? I'm on the

Speaker: If you have an argument, come before me. Just don't fucking commit crimes. And if you are going to commit a crime, don't put it on fucking TikTok. Don't put it on Facebook. You fucking idiots. They got cameras everywhere. Don't do it like Glick say, because you can't do it like we used to. They didn't have this many cameras. They didn't have this much technology. They had this many police in shape.

Speaker: Hey, please don't shoot your ass now. You got to be able to see where you go. You can't wait.

Speaker: I'm already in Mexico. Where the fuck am I going to go now? You try to win in jellies. It's not even that. Jesus Christ, you should hear the guy try to go up the stairs and come back down and come back on the show. The other day, the other day, right before the show, my neighbor asked me if his starter went out on his Hayabusa and he's like, can you give me a push? And I was like, uh.

Speaker: Luckily, we got it started the first try, or else I just started the show going. I think it pushed the car. Chris, I came back on the show. It's like third episode. Chris was like, you all right? I will. I had to push my bag. These are up and hill? They are heavy though. No, it wasn't up and hill. It was just flat ground. Just to get it started, the battery was dead. Right, right, right. You ever thought this motherfucker just ran a full -fledged marathon?

Speaker: Well, A, I pushed the car like a full city fucking block. And B, I already smoked like a full pack that day. Do you smell toast? Bullfish don't make bullfish.

Speaker: Well, interesting first hour. Yeah. We're just getting warm. We're just getting warm.

Speaker: I quit. I'm gonna cancel myself. If we're just getting warm. I just had a panic moment there for a second. I was like, wait, did we have a starting five today? We did, but you never posted. Oh shit, I completely forgot. We'll be here soon. Yeah, you never posted. I'm gonna call it the work stuff. We're just gonna declare myself the winner. Because I'm the host of the show and I do whatever I want.

Speaker: Yeah, do whatever you want. Do whatever you want. Just so I can watch Tony yell at you for three hours. For three hours he'll look like a mime because I'll just turn his mic off. You motherfucker!

Speaker: What's that, Tony? I can't hear you. I can't hear you. There's no reason to show up. It's about as devastating. Halloween. It's about as devastating. Don't commit crimes. Don't commit crimes. Commit all the crimes. Don't get caught. All right? Take our advice on nonsense. The advice of Tony and Jeff on nonsensical nonsense. Not the advice of what? I never said commit crimes. You were co -signing with him. But if you're going to commit crimes, don't put it on fucking internet.

Speaker: and wear a mask. Well, if you don't put it on the internet, how are you going to get views and likes and followers? Do something else stupid. You see those idiots take garden trackers and try to jump a car. You see the guy that was on the video with money and the cops busted in the house because he was talking too much in too long. I saw that. Yeah.

Speaker: the other guy sitting in the car flashing money with the window open.

Speaker: I did start watching, there's a set of TikToks I keep watching. It's a bait phone in India. And apparently India is like, you know, you can't drive down the street. Any bit of a clip. I mean, you're like three miles an hour tops. And they sit there with their phone. They got like a wrap so it can't be taken out of their hand or it's a fake phone and a taser and the other. So they tried to grab it, they tase them.

Speaker: I was like, that's genius. That's genius. I found a Facebook feed. It's called... Stop endorsing criminal activity on the show, Tony. I saw a Facebook feed. It's called Silly Games.

Speaker: The views and opinions of Tony D are not the same views and opinion of Glick. Now, granted, Jeff does cosign, so they are totally views and opinions of Jeff, but not Glick. This is his show. I believe there is a clip that we play. This is my show. You know what? That's a valid voice. Valid voice. Valid voice. You're both fired.

Speaker: Tim, are you looking for a job? Smoke, are you looking for a job? I started following a Facebook page. It's called Play Silly. Play Stupid Games. Or Win Stupid Prizes is what it's called or something like that. It's just all sorts of stuff. I watched a guy on a... What's his name? The guy that won a Tour de France. It's like a Tour de France bike on a...

Speaker: dining table, but it's two small four -seater diner tables. You know, the ones that you see it like a diner. And he's trying to do a jump off of it, obviously drunk and completely fails to place face plants on the floor. It's the funniest thing I've ever seen in a long time. Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. Can you turn off the fire? Yeah.

Speaker: No, no. However, there's a couple of episodes of Malcolm in the Middle that just had me rolling.

Speaker: What's up golf? I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to replace you guys on the show with Kojipu and and Jay Money. We'll be on the show on the other network. After what show? Please come back, guys. I'm sorry. It's a corner over there.

Speaker: Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I should have never let me go. We're famous. You said you're going to cancel the corner going god damn it. You guys, you guys worried about you guys getting famous? You can't even share our own show, let alone if you go do another show. All the criminals will know go to us for advice. See?

Speaker: You guys will be the next ones that are doing a live and get shot up because somebody's going to get mad because they got busted and be like, uh huh. Nah, I know where you're at. That's a little chandelier. They don't come and get you for your money. They're going to come and get you because you gave them shitty advice and they got arrested. That's okay. It will use your eyes. You don't get arrested.

Speaker: Give my address Let's go ahead and go break I can't get

Speaker: Turn off the gas. I don't have to go to break for you to turn off the gas, you cocksucker. I'm just saying, Cameron. And riding a bicycle on top of a table, and it was hilarious. Tony, we've been telling him for like 20 episodes to go to the fuck outside. I'm just saying. And I'm trying not to say nothing, because he has seen some of the movies that I've seen, so I want to give him that. He watches movies good. TikTok.

Speaker: He had the addiction to TikTok that I had when I first got on Facebook. I used to watch all that shit, laugh my ass off. I saw a video today, I can't show up here. We'll probably get banned. Hey Denim Dan, what's hanging on the back of your chair? It's June.

Speaker: Wait a minute. You're in Mexico and you just turned the fire off but you got a genie jacket in you. Are you really in Mexico?

Speaker: It's called misdirect. It's called misdirect, but let me tell you where I'm at. No, I bought this jean jacket for rain and stuff. The winter. No, no, no, because like even in the winter. Yeah, because nothing is better. Nothing is better wear in the pouring down rain. Nothing better is to wear in the middle of pouring down rain as a denim jean jacket. That's fantastic for wearing the rain. Does it get cold in Mexico?

Speaker: Not really. Not to me. Everybody else in the family is like, yeah, I'm from Ohio. I can go to Alaska and still wear shorts. No, the fuck you can't. No, you can't. In Ohio, it's not as cold as Alaska. You don't have caribou and moose and elk. You have the browns and the bangers. Yeah, same difference. We got cavaliers too. We got a glick.

Speaker: That's like technically I could be from the Amazon because We got the Reds and Indians, I mean Guardians of the galaxy We get out the house

Speaker: What is it? What is your problem? We stay in the house. It's the same thing. It's the same thing about telling us. It's the same as us telling Tony to get off the internet. Yeah, but you should do it. You guys should be more like me. I'm going to get those bracelets made for you. WWGD. I jerk off. I don't need to do it.

Speaker: I thought that was going someplace totally, I thought that was, I thought that was going someplace totally different and a whole hell of a lot. Not everybody can, not everybody can have a majestic mane like mine. There's only one true lion king of the jungle. What's hard work being bald?

Speaker: Keeps your hair won't fucking grow

Speaker: Yeah, we're gonna take a break. Enjoy a little Black Top Mojo. Check out Black Top Mojo wherever you stream music and on all social media at Black Top Mojo. Let them know we sent you. Fuck these two.

Speaker: What did you bring back for me? A vicious preoccupation With a darkness on their knees There's something empty now In the way that you have Is there something you're hiding?

Speaker: And I'm afraid of this

Speaker: I've been sitting here waiting Still out the window on the street Watch strangers come round the corner Hoping it was you and me But I pretend not to notice The distance in the ranks

Speaker: When you pull me closer

Speaker: welcome back to nonsensical nonsense everybody hopefully hopefully you're enjoying the show so far first hour was a little questionable but uh we'll go ahead and try to get this crazy train back on the rails

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Speaker: I can play this game all day. Wish that sell. Yes. Wow. Anyways. You're messing with the goat. Yeah. Y 'all ready? Y 'all ready? You look, y 'all don't have the rich access. You know, here's the thing. Don't worry, Jess is about to lose his suit.

Speaker: I have friends that call me uh, I think the guy's name is uh, uh He was in that horrible bossy movie Can't remember his name Charlie Day probably day. Yeah, they say I look like Charlie Day. I'm like, yeah We've been saying that for the last several weeks on the show. I still say they're stone. I don't see it Jody brought that up first on the show My man said her message on Show unfriend you

Speaker: We find her with you. I know she told me, she's like, Jeff sent me a friend request on TikTok. And I was like, it took him long enough. I was like, you shouldn't accept it. Just blocking.

Speaker: I've tried to block you, but then I was like, wow, I got to do a show with him three times a week. I block him. I'm going to hear all about it. I'm like, what the fuck? I lost a follower because of your ass. I had a hundred and one and now I only have a hundred. You son of a bitch. Actually I've gone, I've, I've gained 12 followers in the past couple of days. You're welcome.

Speaker: You're welcome. That's all I gotta say. You're welcome. It's all your fake accounts. No, you used my image in one of your videos. They're like, hey, that's that Glick guy. We should follow him. Ah, shit, this isn't Glick. It's fucking little goofy friend. Hey, his little goofy friend's got some funny videos. Somebody finally watched the video I sent an hour ago. I'm busy with the show.

Speaker: It's called multitasking, Tony. We're still doing the show. Yeah. Just saying. Hold on. Good fellas is on. He's going to go watch. RIP Ray Liotta. RIP Ray Liotta. You got to stir the sauce.

Speaker: You gotta, you gotta taste it real thin. If I was fucking with you, I'd tell you to go get your shine box. I'm sorry, but in the, in the Goodfellows jail scene, does anybody ever try to do their garlic like they do? I can't get it right. First, first, first and foremost, I have a rule of life. I don't try to do anything like they do in jail because I live in a normal society where I have access to normal things. You're just using a razor to slice the fucking garlic.

Speaker: But the first thing you said was in the jail scene. And I turned my mind off. I also thought he was going to go somewhere else there too. I thought we were going to go down remnants of Oz. You know that time when you had to do what you had to do. I had to survive. What would you do?

Speaker: No, I think I will try to call a barbed wire fence. I feel like I will back in a dead pool too. I'm the biggest motherfucker here.

Speaker: No, I would seriously go to George Carlin. I would seriously, I don't know if you've seen the George Carlin skipper. He's talking about, he's like, nobody wants to punch the dumb kids. Like, you know what, I can't do it. Or the funny guy, you know, I would just try to make everybody laugh. So they're like, I'm gonna, and they're like, oh, I can't hit him. He's too funny. Jeff, Jeff, what would you do to make everybody laugh? Why don't you show us what you would do to make everybody laugh?

Speaker: Oh, I want you in the dick and be hilarious. Well, again, another man. First, first and foremost, I had to put my palm on your forehead and you're just going to be. I take out your knee. Again, bomb the forehead. I got three feet where you're not touching me.

Speaker: Calm down, you little old bull. I would just like to hear one of your jail jokes. If you were in jail, what kind of joke would you tell the other inmates so they wouldn't rape you and shake you? I don't know. How badly do you want to get canceled? Remind, remember, you're in jail. And some jokes that you make. Yeah, that's true. I got a joke about a gorilla in the bathroom. That'll definitely get me beat up. Because the punch line is seriously racist. Exactly. I think you know that joke.

Speaker: So knowing that, I thought, I see we need to send you a water -based move. The place can't reach us here. We're going to get it over with. Care package. Tony and Glix said, the care package is just full of warm, warm, warm, water -based, slip and slide, flavored blue.

Speaker: We're looking out for you on the outside, Jeff. Take care. Here's some hemorrhoid cream, some ice for your butthole. I was just looking out for you now, funny man. Wait, do I have access to the internet so I could like send everybody memes and TikToks? No. Damn it.

Speaker: tell us a joke funny man do something funny that was pretty funny it's pretty funny how he got his ass shanked there the last time i told a joke i felt like the little blonde white girl that hangs out in the hood

Speaker: I really would not emphasize using my tongue so much before I go to jail. You like to eat, boy? I have something you can eat. It's my asshole. How's it taste? Wet chocolate? What was it Chris Rock said? These are their jokes, not mine.

Speaker: Chris Rock told a joke about tossing this out. He says, tossing your salad means you get in your ass while eating with jelly or syrup. I prefer syrup. I was like, wait, what? Thought I'd give a hard joke. Wait, what?

Speaker: I give up. I give up. I just give up. Why do you give up? I give up. You're all day. I give up. You're all day. There's only so much one man can do. How many votes have we had? I never posted the list. Tony, are you on this podcast? I just started listening to email. We had Tim.

Speaker: Yeah, so Tim was the only one that said that anyone so Tim was the undisputed champion of the week from the chat I declared myself champion No, I know who put it up for next week I guess The champ is here the champ didn't go anywhere

Speaker: I'm still the champ. Did you just did you just burp in yours? It literally sounded like your body. Yeah, I burped. It was all I tried to keep it in. Yeah, but if you slowly sound like. Damn.

Speaker: You're supposed to listen to us on earbuds, you jackass. Yeah, Jesus. You're not supposed to have that loud, although put it over the PA. Jodi, please reach out to Cameron and tell him how to listen to the show when you're at work. What, she doesn't drive around with speakers outside the cruiser? Be something else.

Speaker: So Pam just for the record tell them that they're not making you're not taking any ideas you're listening to guys talk shit Look at you will stop blinking. That means they want you

Speaker: Hi, my name is Cameron. I'm top flight security of this building and I enjoy eating ass. Please come sit upon my face. I prefer sweaty asses. Unclean. Too far, Chris. You found the line in Crosser. A eventual line crosser here. How are you doing?

Speaker: What did that guy do to Cameron hard? Oh, he was staring at him hard. The guy walked past me and got hard. Impressive, sir. I applaud you that that camera can see that from across the lobby. Damn.

Speaker: He asked me if I wanted to go camping. I didn't know any minute. He said he had a chance. He starts listening and he's just leaning on the counter. He's talking about us.

Speaker: Hey, little guy, little security guy, how you doing? Just pitch to 10, I'm curious if you enjoy camping or not. I just pitched to 10, did you notice? I hear when you go camping.

Speaker: It's fucked, and you have sex, it's fucking intense. Close door. Tony, did you, did you, the other day, Chris told me he went camping with you and Cam, and you guys all started to tent? No. You woke up and said, I had a dream somebody was jerking me off. No. Cam said, I had the same dream, Chris said, Chris was in the middle and he woke up and says, no, I had a dream of skiing. Yeah. See, funny joke, funny guy.

Speaker: tonight. That doesn't sound like a healthy cricket. Thank you, Jim. Thank you, Jim Connery. Hey. Jeff in jail, Charlie the joke.

Speaker: It was at this moment that he knew. That's where I tell the girl in the bathroom, though. Like, I dare not even tell the punch line on this show. But you keep running. I hear Tony would want you to tell it.

Speaker: Oh, no. Well, the punchline is tell that that gentleman. This motherfucker is a gentleman. The word is a gentleman. I've been told that before a lot.

Speaker: It's not that hard. It's just a lot of. I want to say I like your revenge of the nerds. I don't do it on purpose. No. Unlike self. Unlike Seth Rogen. I won't sell my friends out and back them up back and bust over top of them. That man. That man straight up friend deserved it. Yeah. But at the time it was fucking lie. Yeah. Yeah. But at the time nothing was proven.

Speaker: Agreed. Agreed. I understand the society we live in. I understand. It was fucking somebody's wife while she was married to Johnny Depp. Hey, well, you know what? It happens. You don't, you don't mess with my dude, Johnny Depp. That dude's too cool. It's dude, it's Hollywood and everybody is fucking everybody. I was going to say, I was going to say at the end of the day, and I understand we do live in a society where, where, uh, you are, you are,

Speaker: We're no longer innocent until proven guilty. You're guilty until proven innocent. And even then you're guilty in the public eye. So, but no, either way. Yeah. No, James Franco was a motherfucker. But even when it was just allegations and nothing was proven, Seth, Seth Rogen was like, I don't even know that motherfucker.

Speaker: I'm not in like 14 movies. My career wasn't made because of that guy. That's gratitude for you. That's like, good God. I mean, I get that obviously James Franco's kind of douche, but if you're friends with somebody, you don't just be like, Oh, who's that? His brother is definitely the, uh,

Speaker: way funnier than his brother on the latest season of scrubs. Well, he's been in a bunch of movies. He's stupid funny. He's way funnier than James. Oh, absolutely. No, but he's getting there.

Speaker: However, if you ever wanna get really super freaked out, watch that 127 Hours, that fucking movie, Jesus Christ. I thought that was Ryan Reynolds. No, that's where James Franco's caught, his arms caught. What's going on, Tim? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not a fucking tall ass pocket knife. Oh, shit, we should go over there. What? What? You ever talk about that the other day? We didn't say we were doing it tonight. We should go down the road.

Speaker: Yeah. Well, since since since Tony decided to throw a curveball at me Monday and bailed out right after the first half of the show, he had to go to his VFW thing. No, no, understood. But no, it was a curveball because I wasn't expecting it. He wasn't expecting it. It's not like you were like, oh, I got to go all of a sudden. You probably didn't tell me.

Speaker: He'd tell me that morning. Told you more than once. He didn't tell me any more. Second Monday, third month, I got that music. As if I don't have enough. It's on record. It's on fucking record. It could be on record. I work, and then I do a ton of - I'm sure Craig Glick doesn't sit around going, what's Tony doing today? And it's not like I can - It's not like I can message you and ask you because you won't respond, so. I do respond. Three days later.

Speaker: I do have to admit, Tony, your responses are usually just LOL. That's fuck up. The fuck I'm gonna say to you is shit y 'all put up there. What am I gonna say to you is shit y 'all put up there? First of all, I put show -related shit into our show chat. Jeffrey, on the other hand, I can't speak for him because... Just a married man. That's right. They're worse than a bathroom.

Speaker: that sends TikTok videos to our show group chat. So where are you going with this? I'm not, I tried. I was gonna say. I was gonna say Tony, you kind of dug that hole yourself. I didn't do it. I'll be fine. Where exactly is this adventure taking us?

Speaker: All right, Dora the Explorer. Well, that was a fun adventure. I didn't know or I forgot whatever the case may be. Tony might not have said anything. It doesn't matter. Threw a curve ball. But Tim showed up and did the show with me the last

Speaker: last 45 minutes or so as a show. So I had to flounder for 15 minutes. Sorry, I pulled up a top 10. Yeah, I pulled up a top 10 and then made myself laugh. Nobody was just laughing at your own jokes.

Speaker: I know how to do this

Speaker: But then Tim came in and we got the bullshit to talk it and whatnot, let Tim introduce himself. I did a show we talked about cuz Wednesdays, Tim and Jim - Wait, wait, wait, Tim, did you come in and at least say first time, long time failure, first time caller cuz that was - No, no, yeah, but

Speaker: At the end of the show, we were talking about possibly doing a collab with him and Gemma because they do their show on Wednesday too. It's only an hour long, but they do it from six to seven. But we talked about doing a collab because they do the mental health hour. And, you know, that first hour of the show on Wednesday, we could tackle a little bit more serious topic with them. And then when their show was over and then when their show was over, we can get back to the, the dick and fart jokes.

Speaker: Yeah, and Jeff telling us jokes that he would use. He's practicing his bit for when he goes to prison.

Speaker: He might not get past that first one. I'm like, let me tell you about this grill in the bathroom. So three black guys. Wait, wait. Oh, shit. Wrong audience. Rough crowd. So three Mexicans. Oh, shit.

Speaker: I don't mind being really popular with white power guys. Yeah, you need to get over with David too. You're like, so three white guys. You can't do these jokes in here. Show of hands how many Asians are in here. Okay, I'm good. Three Asians walking to a bar. Raise them higher. Raise them higher.

Speaker: Call us a joke, funny man. Mr. Ha Ha. He's a fucking gas leak in this place. What's everybody looking at me for? What do I look like, a fucking clown? Am I here for your amusement? Do I amuse you? You hear Chris from the waiting from the visitor's office, get your fucking shite box.

Speaker: It's funny that you think I'm gonna come visit you. I'm gonna be scared to come see you. I ain't gonna lie. Yeah, I don't want people to know that I... Oh, you're his friend, huh? First time you met this to me, I got a new tattoo of a figure. I'm like, what's up? What? What's so funny? I'm a motherfucker. Big -ass forehead is tattooed with Leroy's bitch across your forehead.

Speaker: You would not believe the things I've had to do to survive. Jeff, you got a little something on your face. It's a little uh Hershey's or is that you've been eating chocolate? There's pictures of us in the walls. I made it yesterday. Nice.

Speaker: Why is it every time I come on here Sasquatch tries to talk to me dad? Why is the Bigfoot talking to me again? Did you get your yellow belt today

Speaker: Yeah, did you get it, Matthew? Did they need a presentation? Was it yesterday you got it all about? No, it was two days ago. Two days ago. Yeah, the day before yesterday. What's today? Wednesday. Tuesday. Tuesday. You told me by the day you were going to get it. You got it Monday. You got it Monday. She didn't have it yet. No. No. No.

Speaker: Jason, you know, I have a black belt, Jason. I have a black belt. I got mine at Sears. Tony, do you get nervous when Tony says, or when Jeff says certain words in a sentence? Like I do. Yes, especially when he's talking to the children.

Speaker: You're gonna say something. Yeah, it comes. You're gonna say something. Before they show, if you talk to Jeff, just go with him. Yeah. I'm just gonna start. Anytime Jeff starts to say something, I think he's gonna go the wrong way. I'm just gonna go.

Speaker: I'm like, where's the squad? I got a black. I don't say anything else.

Speaker: Yeah, that'll go over. That'll go over real well there, Jeffrey. I would wish you the best but I don't think you stand a chance anymore. Yeah, right. That's what I need.

Speaker: That's Jeff being Jeff being censored. Yes. Yeah, it's going to come soon. We should have a time delay on this show. It's going to come real soon. Yeah, that's what I need is a time delay button. I need a 15 second time. The only downfall is that once you hit it, once you fire it off, you've got there, you have to wait for it to build back, like load back up and everything like that. I'm wearing that fucker out five minutes into the first show.

Speaker: what's that game uh uh taboo the game taboo it comes with a buzzer just rework it so it's that sound just keep it on your desk

Speaker: Or I could just watch my mouth. Yeah, I was just saying. How about that shit? You could get a filter. It's more fun to make you guys freak out. It's a hell of an idea there, Jeff. Especially before you go to jail, Jeff.

Speaker: Jesus. Especially before your new bunkmate is riding your beard. Whatever. I'm in jail for three days next thing you know, I'm the king of the jail. You're in jail three days and you're like, it's been rough. I've done things guys. I've done a lot of things in here. You've been here three hours. Yeah. Hey.

Speaker: You don't know how many dicks a guy's got to suck to survive in here. It's been 10 minutes, Jeff. Wait, that guy's a gargoyle.

Speaker: just like, is it shower time? Yeah, boys. Oops. I dropped the soap again. Exactly. Tim, exactly. Yeah, there's your coming of the night, boys. Hey, my life filters gotten some work. Tim. Yeah, wait till, wait till your listeners get a, get a, get a gander at chat room, Tim. When you come live with us.

Speaker: Tim's all sensible and calm, cool and collective and on the mental health hour.

Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Everybody thought Bob Saget was so wholesome until you see this stand up. That's exactly how Tim's going to be. Yeah. His best line in the world.

Speaker: That's a little bit much tomorrow night I had to postpone but where the hell were you for the first hour didn't Tim? I could be there tomorrow night man if you want to let me know I could be there. Yeah, so can I actually.

Speaker: Today's the only day I get I actually stopped working early. No, you had it right when you were getting ready to say today's the only day you're allowed to do anything. Pretty much. No, I literally I get up my calendar. Because we we we set up so people can make appointments and my schedule goes 9 to 9. With the exception of today, it's done fine. Well gentlemen.

Speaker: with some actual with some actual content for the show tonight. Good luck. Come on. Why not? It's only an hour and a half in. I know. I do have I do have I do have a super sized top ten that I started Monday. Okay.

Speaker: because it's my show and I do everything and I have a microphone. So, here's my **** top ten. You stupid freaks. You know, that's just like. It's not my **** opinion, Jeff. So, I have the it was your opinion. Your top tens were ****

Speaker: Top 10 best calls for the money, Jeff, go. What? Oh, easy. Brands or? Top 10 calls for the money. For the money? Top 10 for the money. They're 90 % Japanese. I'm good with all of this. Condas will last for decades. Nissan. Mm -hmm. Datsun. Now. We don't have Datsun anymore. They do, yeah.

Speaker: I had to, I had to. You want to talk about saving gas money? Oh, shit. Fucking three syllables. The how -to's. Well, I have a top ten that is not Jeff's opinion. It's the 50 dumbest things ever said in the courtroom. And you got single.

Speaker: actually, I have like 40 more. Let's roll. It's a super size. Broken it down into multiple top tens. Alright, let's rock it. We're starting at 35 because I did some. He even smokes. He loves opinions. Yes. However, smoke opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one but they all smell like ****. Smoke, your opinion keeps getting you in trouble.

Speaker: Granted, I agree with your opinion most of the time, but it gets you in trouble. Yeah, Daya Hats is our base of the go -karts. The Karens gang up on smoke. Oh, Lord. Here we go. Oh, Tony's going to have to make an apology video because he's associated himself with me in smoke again, and he's not sticking up for the Karens. You're not a real friend, Tony. Look at that. You look amazing. Seth Rogan, you're ass. Tony under that bus.

Speaker: As I said, don't even be friends with anybody he wants. I am never going to jump his ass or chew him out for who his friends are. You're supposed to. That's the rules. However, his friends will do that to him for being friends with other people. Easily, easily. But anyways, number 35 of the dumbest thing sent in a courtroom, a lawyer talking to a witness. Lawyer asks, how many times have you committed suicide? And the witness responds four times.

Speaker: I don't think either one of them know how to do the side work. That James Franco in that movie is the first time? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not my first time. Exactly. The caring gang. They're great, but they are. I know they're watching. Trust me. They always do, but they never even say hi. Let's just stuck up, bitches. On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

Speaker: They're always lurking. They just never say hi to us.

Speaker: Did we just admit we watch girls? You know, I've never seen that movie, actually. Really? I love that. I think it's hilarious. But number 34, a lawyer talking to a lawyer, talking to a witness. Lawyer asked, have you lived in town all your life? And the witness responds, not yet. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Judges like acquitted. Get out of here. Oh, no. Oh, well, hopefully she gets feeling better, man. That sucks when they're sick.

Speaker: Company number three, lawyer back and forth between a witness. Lawyer, did you ever stay all night with this man in New York? The witness responded with, I refuse to answer that question. Lawyer says, did you ever stay the night with this man in Chicago? Witness, I refuse to answer that question. Lawyer, did you ever stay the night with this man in Miami? Witness, no.

Speaker: Well, I said, I'm sorry. Damn. I ain't gonna talk about it no more. Thank you. This is actually kind of - Number 32, lawyer. Good. Lawyer states, you were there until the time you left. Is that true?

Speaker: I remember. I left before I left. So yeah, that could be the case. Maybe they had a Dr. Strange, uh, out of body experience, you know, yeah, you know, I can't remember what it's called. The, um, where's like his, yeah, I don't know what they call it. Astro something or another. Astro projection. Astro plane. A S T R A L.

Speaker: And the spelling bee goes to... That's right. That's right. You're not even Indian. Shit. What the fuck? That's what he does. That's right. That's what he does. Jesus. Wait, how am I the racist? You just said that. You're not even Indian. If they choose the spelling bee, winners are Indian. There's a factual statement. Jesus.

Speaker: Stereotype. You say the black guy couldn't wear a spelling bee? No, I'm saying anybody could win a spelling bee, just... Statistically, it's there of Indian descent. You know why? Because, and I will say this, the East Indians do spend time teaching their kids. It's just like if you put the world's

Speaker: I've got to ask you. I still have to worry about little squiggles on top of letters in Spanish.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: Number 31 here. Lawyer to the witness, did he pick the dog up by the ears? Witness said no. Lawyer asked, what was he doing with the dog's ears? Witness picking them up in the air. Lawyer asked, where was the dog at this time? The witness responded attached to the ears.

Speaker: The whole case out. The whole case out. Number 30. Why are you asking a witness? Are you qualified to give a urine sample sample? The witness responds. Are you qualified to ask that question? Is Penelope sick?

Speaker: He said that a few minutes ago. He said that a few minutes ago. It's funny how I was able to acknowledge it and continue rolling with the show and not pull the e -brake all at the same time. Yeah, right. Professional. So 30, number 30. Number 29.

Speaker: I'm gonna strangle your wife or your kids.

Speaker: You scared her. I'm telling her you said that. Told I said it. Number twenty -nine. I'll wait. Number twenty -nine. Back and forth between the lawyer and the witness. Lawyer asks you, were you acquainted with the deceased? The witness said, yes, sir. And the lawyer asked before or after he died. That's exactly the hands I was going to give before they died. Before he died afterwards, I ain't

Speaker: I didn't know the man when he was live, but after he died, you know, we got real acquainted. We got real acquainted if you know what I'm saying. Hey, he's gone. Say hi to the boys. Oh, no, I don't have my light on. Oh, hold on. He's going to make it show back up. I said it goes moved. It got scared.

Speaker: Give my light a minute to warm up. That would be fucked up if it did. Then I would be worried. You fucking had to bring it up. And all of a sudden it's like, whoa.

Speaker: Say hi to the boys. The boys talking about rescue media overnight. That's the first thing I thought about. This is true, smaller. This is true. Number 28. Statement from a lawyer. How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision? We'll see that's an existential question.

Speaker: Well, well. It's been fine stated that no matter how close something is, it's never actually touching. On a molecular level. Accident. It's a physical sound. Never molecules.

Speaker: Atoms of molecules and particles. Oh my. Welcome to the ninth grade science class. It sounded like you're a fucking Wizard of Oz. Atoms of particles and molecules. Oh my. If Jeff Homley had a brain. You silly.

Speaker: Number 27. Let me go home. Tony, look behind you. You know he does. Tony, the ghost is now at your house. I don't see it. That's the point.

Speaker: Wait till you go to bed at night. And you look upon your ceiling. What up, motherfucker? I got toys that'll fight the ghosts. Wait. What? I got toys over there that'll fight the ghosts. Calm down, Bakeman. Bakeman. Yes. Wait, why does he beat Bill Murray? I couldn't think of the black guy's name.

Speaker: or any of the other ones for that matter or any of the other ones for that matter. Ray? I was going to I was going to say Rick Moranis because you remember when Rick Moranis comes running out of the station. I picture Tony half a suit on freaking out. He's not. He's not. There's a ghost in my house.

Speaker: Oh, my Rick Romanos went in with a suit. Damn it, what's the dude's name? This is my guy's name. It says Ernie Hudson is his real name. My new one's real name. Dude, I saw him back in 2010. He is short. Really? Ernie Hudson is? Yes, he's short. I literally really. Me and my wife, back when we first started dating, I went to Atlanta. She had a drill weekend that weekend. I went up there to stay with her. We went to dinner restaurant.

Speaker: And I walked by, he was in the parking lot, I was like, oh shit, I already heard something. Dude, he was literally like, damn. I always thought he was a big guy. A lot of those actors are under six feet. Well, yeah, you also have to remember like Tom Cruise, it came out a long time ago that Tom Cruise, the way they make him look taller in movies and stuff, it was at night, like nine out of 10 times when they shoot a scene with him, the cameraman's shooting up at an angle. Yes. Or they have him standing on an Apple box, because it's just from here up. Yeah.

Speaker: But, yeah, I was shocked. Chuck Norris is short, too. I met him in person. Oh, yeah. Chuck Norris is short. Five -five, I think. Yeah, you can see, you can... It's Raymond Stance. Raymond Stance? Stance. And Ghostbusters? Yeah. When Peter Beckman... Oh, wait. Hold on. Never mind. Oh, mostly. He was a Stance. No, no. I'm reading it wrong. Hold on. I got it right here. Winston... Winston Zegmore.

Speaker: I think Zegmore fits. I know it's Winston. I just got a whole other hour, Cameron. He's six foot. Ernie Hudson's six foot. No, he ain't. I'm looking at it. So I'm reading it, too. Not the Ernie Hudson I saw.

Speaker: Maybe you got your hurting Hudson's. I'm hurting Hudson was. Tony, Tony, it's sad that I have to tell you is just just because. Black people don't look like Tony. Did you move to Mexico so you would be taller than everybody else for once?

Speaker: I was gonna say that you confused Ernie Hudson, the actor with Ernie Hudson, one of the homeless guys on the street from back home, but obviously we have Winston Zidmore. That was his name on the name of Ghostbusters, Winston Zidmore.

Speaker: Cause we all forgot his name because he came in as like the late character. He came in as a late character, but it was a late character. It wasn't even a color with a late character part. I forgot his name. I loved him in Ghostbusters. It was great. I'm going to tell you what was, I'm going to go ahead and say this shit. You ever watched the fucking cartoon? Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Arsenio killed that role. Oh, that was Arsenio? That was Arsenio's voice. Was it? I never knew that. I got that shit on DVD.

Speaker: That was one of the coolest Saturday morning fucking cartoons. That was a really cool fucking Saturday morning cartoon. I need to backtrack that shit. That was a bad ass Saturday morning cartoon. I did enjoy the Ghostbusters cartoon.

Speaker: Don't be fool. I'm with each other. He got moves. I watched Walker, Texas Ranger. Not a damn David Carradine. He's slow as hell on that damn TV show. I couldn't watch this show. It was Kung Fu. You ever see the punches? Yeah, but it's a different style of martial arts. Through a punch is slow. I'm like, who the hell are you knocking out? Kung Fu is more fluid. Not like water. So was Jackie Chan. Exactly. Drunken Master.

Speaker: Yeah, Jeff is looking for a step stool so he can go potty. He still pulls his pants out around his to his ankles while he pees. Stand on this step tool and lean forward. Whistles. Good little. Yeah, the tip tool can go forward. Yeah. Put an arch on it.

Speaker: When he gets done, he yells out to his wife, I peed all by myself. He falls back and crashes into his computer and all that. Okay, those are guy jokes, ladies. If you don't know about that, guys, you do that shit. Try to leave that so you can make the highest arch and try to make a rainbow with it. I got a guy question for you. We're all guys.

Speaker: guys in the chat. Ladies, this is a real thing that happens to us and it's a son of a **** Oh, that's horrible. because it's just like going **** everywhere. No, the morning piss with morning was

Speaker: You get the sink and the bathtub and the man. You're like, what the hell is going on? And you bow. You just bow. You're like, you got to bow. Then you got to like. Like pushing it down with your head. You can't even grab it. You just got to like fucking first piss of the morning is is brutal. Like, no, I don't know. I need to pull Jim Carrey from me, myself, and Irene, where I grabbed the picture of a wall. This sounds like this. And it goes like this.

Speaker: This bloodstream is a motherfucker. Why did you drink it for a month? We're not clean as shit. I'll take a shower later and rinse the tub out. It'll be fine. We got one coming over the other one. I'm going to need you to go get that checked. Yeah, dual stream is like...

Speaker: Oh my god. It's a rainbow. I've never seen that video. Listen, ladies, let me go ahead and tell y 'all. It's the worst shit for a man when you're trying to piss. There's going to be two like this. And then I'm like, no goddamn reason. We don't control that shit. And it wouldn't go under the toilet seat up under there at that part. And the whole time, you're looking down going,

Speaker: I hate y 'all. That was funny shit. Did you wake up in the morning and say, okay, I'm gonna make it in a bowl. Goddammit, it broke my foot. As Tim said... Oh, man, right on my sock. As Tim said, he said... In the movie, Me, Myself, and Irene, he wakes up the next morning. He's always got morning wood, and he's praying. He grabs a picture of a wall and uses it as a ricochet.

Speaker: What is going on here?

Speaker: I'm going to be like that sometimes with that morning wood. I ain't even lying. Hey, you ain't kidding, man. I just grab anything. I'm going to buy me a goddamn Captain America shield to put in my bathroom. I'm getting really good with this actually. I'm going to be Captain America. I'm going to put it on my wrist.

Speaker: like a mad scorpion. Easy Tiger. Easy Tiger. You said earlier sometimes you do that if you're sitting down thinking of **** and you got that morning wood, it goes underneath the toilet. See, next thing you know, your pants are wet going

Speaker: No, your parents get wet from that after drip. And this thing just won't go away even though it's a summer time. It is a pair of dress slacks that you just get drunk with. Yeah, exactly. Tan dress slacks.

Speaker: Oh, and for your information, you will shove it in your own ass. That's for me, myself, as well. Ladies don't split streams when that's black. It hits the sky. And then we got to sometimes turn the curve so we don't go over there. And then the other one, I want to shoot the other way. So let me try to change gears, try to stop and re -stream again. That shit hurts. That shit hurts.

Speaker: No, but I don't know why you boys, but that morning, that first time in the morning, man, I'm sitting down. Well, I'm also at that age where I don't trust a fart.

Speaker: I try to wait until I get to work to take a shit. Can I be honest with y 'all? I haven't tested before since my colonoscopy. I'm still scared. I should turn myself the fuck out of you. I don't blame you. You seen that thing? Dude.

Speaker: I had soup the other day. I used soup once a month on purpose because every time I eat soup, my body goes up. Here we go again. Boom, everybody out. See, I don't have that problem with soup, A, because I think soup is disgusting, but I'm lactose intolerant, but I like ice cream. And the other day I had, I had it. This is your top 10 list, please. I had it in my head. I had to have ice cream. So I ordered from very green. 40 minutes later, I'm going, yeah, that was about it.

Speaker: Oh, I'm done. We'll continue this Saturday. We were getting ready to go to break. No, no, no. He said he does lactose intolerant, but he eats ice cream. Can we put that down for one of them top 10 this one? I mean, like tomatoes, but I eat ketchup. That's mine. Well, it's different. It's a totally different taste. Totally different thing. Yeah, because you ever tried to make a whole ketchup? Yeah. I make them save.

Speaker: Hey baby. I don't know if you guys read her comment, but. I was like. Yeah, that first time you're like, what the fuck? This is what you tell them. That's natural. Take your time. Just go to the bathroom. Sit down. Have a seat, boy.

Speaker: Yes, you can. Let me tell him. Go take a leak. Oh, this is the worst time to sit down on the seat when you got morning wood and sit down on the side of the bowl. You get that mold when you're digging. Yeah. Yeah. It's like it keeps bouncing. It keeps hitting. It's like they're like smacking the top of the toilet seat trying to piss. It's going around the ring. Like it hits the toilet seat and it goes around. It's like a goddamn fountain. They can sound like your toilet doesn't fucking bounce out.

Speaker: You got that that gap between the toilet bowl and the toilet seat. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker: Seriously. I just go. Yeah, instead of the one time Jeff doesn't talk. I'm like, I tell you, go ahead, Jason. It's not a joke. It's actually true. What's the truth? I can control fire show how I can. My friend said, like, that I can only do whatever I really need to. Okay, when you need to.

Speaker: It just rained when you need to. Okay, let me do that. Okay. Your dad's talking smash. Smack. He was fired. His birthstone, he could control fire, so he has superpowers. He's trying to figure it out. All right. Human torch. Yeah. When you can fly, I want to see it. Firestorm. Oh, firestorm was two people. That's true. Are you done?

Speaker: Fire soda. Go watch TV. No more Ben 10 cartoons for you. I'm rocks. It does. I'm so glad I haven't had that conversation with Cash yet. Oh, I see. You tell him, you tell him, if it wakes up like that, just go to bear from take a leap. It'll go down. Yeah, it goes down as you.

Speaker: I think by now, he's figured that out. My birthstone does. He's fourteen. Well, I think he's figured that out. I think I know what I figured out by fourteen. I was in the bathroom. I would go to the bathroom. It's like I'm right here. I'm in it. Get out. You've been in there for an hour.

Speaker: don't use any soap of any kind. Amen to that. Don't use any soap of any kind conditioner body wash. None of it.

Speaker: I'm quite sure it's still some blue burned. Use Nair, kids. Don't use Icy Hot. Icy Hot, Jesus. Just stick to your unscented jerkin's hand motion. OK, calm down today. Where's all my magazines, his mom said? God damn JC Peddies. I said get along, Peddies. See you summer, get along.

Speaker: Let's see his laundry section. The fall collection has come out. It's not the only thing coming out. You didn't know the Americans are moving, did you? It's the first time I was speechless. You might as well jump over to heaven. See, this one is kids today don't get it. Listen, nonsensical nonsense. We're educational, young.

Speaker: like I said, don't get creative. Just just get you a nice bottle of unscented Jergens. Get a woman. Get a woman. And pull back. That's all I got to tell you. Just keep pulling back. Pull back. Pull back so you don't get them printed. You don't want to make them print.

Speaker: Yeah. Full back. Stroke back. Get that shit in reverse. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. If you're too good at something about a move, jump all the way back. Jump into the next goddamn county. Go get a paper towel. Don't move. I'll get you a towel. Get a sock. You said get a sock.

Speaker: Are you just starching your socks? There's socks. Yeah. Socks are stating an attention to the living in the bedroom. They're in it. It looks like a foot's in them, but it's completely empty. They're saying do it wrong, dog. Be a man. You'll be a father. Keep that shit up. Well, we know how to. Let's be clear. Once he ain't got a feeling, he can't move anymore. I keep telling him, pull him back.

Speaker: I'm just saying and old school, dude.

Speaker: I don't do that. Nope. Oh, maybe later. This is what you do. You ever seen minutes of society? I'm gonna tell you like Bill Duke. You know you don't fuck up. You know you don't fuck up, right? It's natural. Leave them alone. It's natural. We all do it. It's mine. It's mine to start ordering stuff. And then when it comes to the mail, it's like.

Speaker: eat this. What is she going to do? Wear it around the house in front of him, Jeff? There's packages. Those packages come in. Oh, that's true. It's not like it's a clear package. It's just like, oh, it's it's it's it's it's it's it's like a it's it's like a like a gray color. You know, they're they're discreet. Yeah, it's like a brown. Yeah, you got to leave NASA Geographic out there. It doesn't turn nobody on.

Speaker: You're a strange little you are a strange little individual Jeffrey Jeff was beaten off to the lions in the African Safari So the elephant and found a future who's like yamufasa yamufasa yamufasa Who's your daddy Dumbo

Speaker: If I don't recall, I think somebody was about to, was engaged to an elephant. We all make mistakes in life. No, that's yours. We all make mistakes. But unfortunately, you'll never live your town. Sure. With nipples to note to them easy, easy. You leave the lady woman alone.

Speaker: They walked around in their glory. They showed their glory all day. Look at that. That's what I'm talking about. That was the ****. They were there for a specific purpose and we perverted it. Everything the light touches. That's right. Everything the light touches is mine. That's right. Jeff's like, Jeff's like, oh, it's a hyena special. I am so excited.

Speaker: No, no, no, no, no. No, there's a there's a Amazon tribe that they were. There's a lot of tribes. They only can be explained as a reverse. What is it?

Speaker: There's a lot of tribes that don't wear next to nothing. No, no, no, no. It's like the first thong. Seems incredibly uncomfortable. It looks uncomfortable because it's like... Right up your snooch. It's in there. It literally looks like dental floss with grass hanging off the sides.

Speaker: Wait a minute. It was a grass or was it was it a bush? Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Oh, I gotta go back to the comments so I can. Good answer. I have I have not had it. I have not had to have this discussion with cash yet.

Speaker: I was the one that made the first elephant joke. Yes, but I know.

Speaker: Yeah, that's why we don't say Dumbo we say Charlotte was she yes, she was I didn't even remember smoking the bandit was in the truck Oh in the trailer, yeah. Oh, I never seen the sequel Yeah

Speaker: It doesn't even have fucking burnt rounds in it. Except for one 30 second scene. Grownishment conversation. Tim still, Tim listens to a bunch of the old shows and stuff like when he's doing work at the house. Right. Or working on the computer. He's been listening. He sent me a clip from when we did the starting five favorite movie snacks. Right. And that fucking jackass was like, you're the one picking to be puffy.

Speaker: And it was like, Tim was like, I don't know why, but this kills me. I was laughing so hard. He was like, Jeff tried to explain. And then I was like, Jeff tried to keep his composure and him explained. And then you got me just not even trying to hide my absolute fucking disgust with his comments.

Speaker: there's a time to bring the fun and there's a time not to. Well, there's a time when you there's a time when you beat a horse to death and yeah, exactly. That was a more of a and and and and with as much as it brought it up as much as it was brought up with that individual, that individual was more than likely afraid to go anywhere near it. I'm not going to eat that. That's gross. You'll just take my time. It's like old baseball.

Speaker: somebody does stuck in an M 80 and a roast beef and judging by some of the people who kept his attention. It wouldn't surprise me. Let me go check on him. I'll be right back. Tony's like, I'm not even coming. I gotta go. We are going to take a break. God damn it. I tried to do it 15 minutes ago.

Speaker: When? 15 minutes ago when I said we was going to go on break. I literally told you to go on break when I went to go fried chicken. Bullshit. And then you started talking about your split pea screen. That shit was funny. That was classical. I'm not saying there was anything wrong with it. I'm not saying it wasn't funny. The spontaneity is what makes this show. The spontaneity man jokes. Big words.

Speaker: Spell that. Spelling Bee Champion. Yeah, go ahead, Spell Bee Champion. You know Ernie Hudson's got four kids? No, that being said, Black Top Mojo. One, two.

Speaker: And I'll let you go alone It's times like these I can't make it on my own Wasting days and sleepless nights And I can't wait to see you again I find it's been my time You're waiting on your call I'll cannot tell you, babe

Speaker: To tell me it's alright Because I don't think I can take anymore Is this love that I'm feeling? Is this the love that I've been searching for? Is this love, or am I dreaming? This must feel

Speaker: Cause it's really gotta hold me, wouldn't

Speaker: I can feel my love for you go stronger day by day And I can't wait to see you again So I can hold you in my arms Is this love that I'm feeling? Is this love that I've been searching for? Is this love

Speaker: Or am I dreaming this must be love? Cause it's really got a hold on me

Speaker: Is this love that I'm feeling? Is this a love that I've been searching for? Is this love, or am I dreaming? This must be love, cause it's really gotta

Speaker: You hold on me

Speaker: Welcome back to the show, everybody. We're going to try to get some order here in this last hour. That was Blacktop Mojo. If you don't know who they are, check them out wherever you stream music and on all social media. Go show the guys some love. Let them know we sent you. Does this show ever have a plot? No, we're just having fun hanging out talking bullshit.

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Speaker: and we do have a merch store. I just have a new shirt that I just made up there at teespring .com slash nonsensical nonsense podcast. Uh, on a more serious note, we have been having a lot of fun tonight. Um, but I did not want to forget. I don't want you guys to forget that we are, uh, supporting a young lady, miss Jordan Wilkerson, uh, former air force. She is a veteran. She was fighting cancer.

Speaker: I have her go fund me pin to our top of our Twitter and our Facebook page at nonsensical nonsense. Uh, if you guys can and you want to, and you want to help out, go ahead and go head up that go fund me. If not, just, uh, just give it a share, let other people know, get it out there so that, uh, other people can see it. And, uh, you know, you don't have to give money to help. You can just awareness goes, goes a very, a very long way, if you will.

Speaker: Uh, and letting people know because there are people out there that might be in a better situation where they can help. And if you do want to donate money, but you don't want to do it on GoFundMe or any of that jazz or whatever the case may be. Uh, as I've stated in the past, you guys can always, we, we do have a PayPal it's at nonsensical nonsense. I'll throw it up there at the bottom of the screen.

Speaker: And if you guys wanna send money there, I will make sure every penny goes to her. I'm not gonna be one of those guys that go, well, I'm gonna take 10 % because blah, blah, blah. No, we'll make sure every has kind of a group donation from the nonsensical nonsense family, I guess you could say. But definitely keep her in your prayers, your thoughts if you're the praying type or whatever. And she's hanging in there.

Speaker: her mom has reached out to us. She's reached out to us. So sounds like she's a fighter. And for the most part, she's in pretty good spirits. Plus from the looks of it, she's a Tampa Bay lightning fan. So go bolts, get that third Stanley cup in a row. Might make her feel just a little bit better. What's going on, Mr. Twix? How you doing? The guys just randomly leave, like in the middle of the show, like we're not doing anything.

Speaker: So they just hosted on my channel on Twitch. What does that mean? I'm not really familiar with how Twitch works or what Twitch does. Or any of that jazz. We use it, but I don't know what the hell it does. I'd like to figure out how to save our videos on there.

Speaker: so that we'd actually have the show there, but it gets deleted as soon as, uh, as soon as we end the show, it saves random clips though. It does save like random ass, random ass clips. Jeeves, I always forgets it. I always forget. I sound like the guy from letter Kenny. I always forget that you did. Mr. Twix is you. I kind of remember that, but, um, I had news. I do have news, but I'll wait for the guys to come back.

Speaker: because we're gonna we're gonna get Tony tonight. We are gonna get Tony tonight. That is for sure. That's why I enjoy doing news so much. Just uh just to poke the Tony bear as you will.

Speaker: Oh, damn, where's it at? There it is. Start with that one. Oh, really? Oh, wow. Cool. Thank you, Juice. I appreciate that. I didn't know you could do that. No, I honestly did not know. I put it on. I stopped putting it on. I stopped putting a show on Facebook because it's such a pain in the ass after every show to go in there and do the same fucking dumb shit because they mute our music or they mute our show because we play Black Dot Mojo.

Speaker: and I've told him since literally fucking episode three, I think it was. Oh, so you won't tell me? About what? I don't know. What you trying to poke me Tony for? You're not my type. Why does everything have to be sexual with you? Because poking a man sounds violated. I said, poke the Tony bear. You ever heard the impression, the expression, poke the bear?

Speaker: I feel like you have some hidden homosexual tendencies. I've got some hidden angers that's ready to come to the fuck out. I feel like you have hidden homosexual tendencies. You want to come out of the closet so bad. If you said for Air Force Vet that the assistance was requested for, you damn right if I had it, I would have put money in there. So I apologize for my delay. But every dime should go to her. And much respect for saying that. Mr. Twix is Jeeves on two of the other Jeeves. How you living?

Speaker: and all that good stuff. That's the home. I will be on Twitch. There has been several retweets on Twitter for her GoFundMe. So like I said, you know, even if you can't give money to retweet and share the word, you know, that goes a long way to just

Speaker: I think one of the things that touched her the most in this whole situation is that she has complete strangers that has no idea who she is, that's in her corner and supporting her and has her back. Like I said, her mom reached out actually during the show and thanked us.

Speaker: I'll stand on Twitter. Mission accomplished. That's what we do. Amongst all the shit we do, we will stand up for some real stuff. Shauna Smith is another former House broadcaster. She's going through a struggle. I had shared one of her tweets a couple weeks ago. Y 'all please check her out. You guys had a while back, you had the DV situation.

Speaker: the domestic violence situation with I don't know the name, but it's not too far from from me. Oh, how's that? I do not know. I haven't heard anything else about. So the person.

Speaker: I think it might be the same. I think it's a friend of the person. Yeah, I haven't heard anything new or anything different. I think they did find some safety, if you will. Okay. And it's been okay ever since. Damn, I gotta look back into that. Yeah.

Speaker: Tony. Yes. I'm not going to get into it tonight because we can have fun and I don't want to rail it, but Saturday night. Yes. When I do the news, you better be ready for some fuckery. Cause I got some doozies. The animals are running wild. All the way you go.

Speaker: And when I say animals, I mean animals. I'm planning my broadcast in my head as far as what I want to do, how I want to do it. You said a phone call. You're going to have to do an apology broadcast after tonight's episode. What did you do? What did you do? Did I do a wardrobe change?

Speaker: Oh, man. Yeah, you know, I went to go get water. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Let's go. Don't worry. Why? That's not her. That's a goddamn TV because they're all fucking that house. That was that was her. That was her. I know the voice. I know a boy or grandma. Boy or grandma. Oh, boy or grandma. I got to talk to you. Oh, I almost forgot.

Speaker: So you did miss that Tony did confess that he has some hidden, buried, homosexual tendencies that he's afraid to let out. I did tell him this is a safe place. Wait, so what other news is there? Because I missed that.

Speaker: I told him that this is a safe place and we're all friends here and that we will not judge him if he just wants to kick the cozy door open and scream. Yes, queen. I'm here and I'm queer and I ain't going nowhere. I read today. Come on. Do the plate Spock. No, no, Leonard Nimoy. No, Zach McQuintle.

Speaker: No. Are you talking about old, old spark or new stuff? Yeah. I don't know. It was, it was okay. Yeah. He's been out for years. I know, but he posted, he posted today on Twitter, like still as gay as a rainbow and a cupcake covered in sprinkles. And I went, okay.

Speaker: They carried it on to the new soon new too, because if you see Star Trek Beyond, basically, he goes off with his partner and their child. They got their arms around each other. I'm like, Jesus. Hey, hey, hey. It's Pride Month. They made sure that scene was shown. That's my point. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. A lot of TV shows and movies are intentionally putting certain things into their shows and stuff like that.

Speaker: The cartoons too. Oh, yeah. And it's the gay thing that doesn't bother me, but what bothers me is that they're, they're talking to the wolf. Well, there's a demand for it because they don't feel like they're being represented properly. I got that. Neither am I. You don't see some five foot three dude on the camp ball fucking on screen. Joe Pesci. Joe Pesci could probably fall.

Speaker: They don't show him ball. They just see him talking shit like you do. You got a character. Yeah. I'll give you that one. I am kind of the Joe Pesci. You know, when you ring it, when you ring it. Oh, yeah. Where's your fucking shine box? I was waiting for that. I was waiting for that. I was waiting for that. I was waiting for that. I was waiting for that. I was waiting for that. I was waiting for that. I was waiting for that. I was waiting for that. I was waiting for that. I was waiting for that. I was waiting for that. I was waiting for that. I was waiting for that. I was waiting for that. I was waiting for that. I was waiting for that. I was waiting for that. I was waiting for that. I was waiting for that. I was waiting for that. I was waiting for that. I was waiting for that. I was waiting for that. I was waiting for that. I was waiting for that. I was waiting for

Speaker: Most of the actors are short, that's what you don't realize. Speaking of short, while we were on break there before I had to go get water, Ernie Hudson. Six foot, 76 foot one. Six foot one. You and I look it up, we both get six foot. Captain one upper over here, he's like, I got six one, motherfucker. It's actually less than that. According to...

Speaker: Google he's six foot and a half inch just under half Because my IP address automatically puts it in meters so I do a oh my god 1 .8 3 meters. Yeah. Yeah, he's 1 .8 3 which comes up to six foot half inch This game hmm

Speaker: Keep it up until you can play at this game. Remember, I can take your privileges away. I can take your white privilege away from you. You know what? You know what? Here's one you can't complain about. We did that. We did that already. That's why I had our PayPal out there as well.

Speaker: Oh yeah. We'll take that Jeff. I'm going to start emailing the podcast email and complaining about the co -host. That's okay. We'll just delete emails. Who do I, who do I want to speak to your manager?

Speaker: smoke. If you're still around, give the caring gang our email so that can has to speak to our manager. Oh my god, please. You just lost a customer. Oh god, no. We'll actually find another one. Yep. Next. No, they listen. They have our email. They can email us if they'd like. I'm the only five foot. That's a giant. Let him know, Jeebs. Take that. Take that. Oh no. Absolutely. Absolutely. That comment you just made, Jeff.

Speaker: Yeah, absolutely. Um, a little birdie, um, still stocks. Yeah. Charlotte's, uh, uh, you know, Facebook is one of those, uh, keep your, your enemy, your friends close to your enemies closer type deal. And a little birdie told me that, uh,

Speaker: Every time I post something within a day or so, she posts how, like, she'll do like a picture, like a picture dump, how great, which version, which version Blick is, and this, that, and the other thing. And how much weight she's lost, and she's like,

Speaker: like, yeah, you can you can lose half your weight and still be three times my size. The same. What did I miss? Oh, we're talking about Charlotte, the elephant.

Speaker: That was creepy because you made that sound and your facial expression. Yeah, your face didn't move. That was creepy. Like throwing toys. That's the ghost thing. That's my ghost back there laughing. Tony's got the ghost laugh down. Oh my god. Easy you. Easy you. Easy yous.

Speaker: What's a mofo? What? What's a mofo with what? That's been there for a while. Yeah, I know. Manchi over to his house. That's what he was. Oh, it's a mofo with my chi chi into my bed. Yeah. I can't do that. I cannot do it that fast. I can't do it that fast.

Speaker: All of them is good in new season. I got to check it out. It's good, right? I don't have Hulu. I just finished up. Y 'all got to watch mine. Mine is back in episode 80. Tony, did you check out that leg I sent you? Negative. Oh, the one you sent me with the movies? Yeah. Yeah. They didn't have what I was looking for. What the hell were you looking for? The newer, more recent.

Speaker: and they were older movies. It rhymes with Faye, it rhymes with Faye Foreign. Yeah. But the movie I'm looking for comes out next week. So I'm gonna hold on. It comes out in Disney Plus next week. That's strange too.

Speaker: Oh, dude. Oh, yeah. It's it's only it's only the the camera edition. It's not the plus that's we. Yeah, no, no, I know. But on that website, no, once it's on Disney Plus, give it a day or two and it'll be the Disney Plus version on the website. Or we just watch it on Disney Plus when it comes out, which is what I got. I'll pay for it. I'll pay for it. No, like that's where you can watch it. We both have Disney Plus. That's not what it's like what he's not comprehending.

Speaker: Why wait, yeah the fuck you do you guys go to the goddamn movie theater and watch it it is worth it I'm in struggle right now. Honestly, I don't have to leave my house. Yes, you would know exactly Dude, I can order anything I want off of Amazon. Why do we got how about you get some sunlight?

Speaker: I just went outside to get water motherfucker. He said he went outside to get water. He said he went outside to get water. He said he went outside to get water. He said he went outside to get water. He said he went outside to get water. He said he went outside to get water. He said he went outside to get water. He said he went outside to get water. He said he went outside to get water. He said he went outside to get water. He said he went outside to get water. He said he went outside to get water. He said he went outside to get water. He said he went outside to get water. He said he went outside to get water. He said he went outside to get water. He said he went outside to get water.

Speaker: I do need to see Top Gun. Somebody else is about to come out. I know he's going to want to see Bill's light year, so I got to get ready for that. I don't know if I want to see it. It looks weird. It looks like it's going to be pretty cool. I'd like to see it. Cash has talked about Jurassic Park.

Speaker: That looks great. You know what I want to see? Super pets. Super pets. There's an animated movie. No, super pets. It's an animated cartoon coming out with crypto Superman's dog.

Speaker: Yeah, here's one for you. It's the only Kevin Hart Rock movie that I'm excited to see because the right place crypto. Yeah, I saw dress it looks. Yeah, it's all on Sunday. It wasn't going to dress apart cash was terrible, but it seems a bit forced in parts. That's this they said it wasn't like the best one.

Speaker: It was not. It's kind of like, at one point, all the guys are like... I don't know how your wife feels. Oh my God. They both walk away. No, but like, there's a part where, like, the main heroes team up and the main girls team up and you're just like, yes, I like coming. Yeah. It was okay. It wasn't amazing, but I enjoyed it. It was a nice little...

Speaker: Link can use your ass with for that one. Yeah, agreed. He uses his ass with. Okay, I gotta see Morbius. I don't know if, well, apparently they put it back out in the theaters and bombed again.

Speaker: Which one? Morbius. Oh, I got to see Thor. I don't I don't know why that I don't know why that movie bombed so bad. It was not a bad. It wasn't great. It wasn't great. It wasn't it wasn't great. It wasn't it wasn't like oh my god. This is the greatest but it wasn't it wasn't bad either. It was actually pretty good. No, it was actually pretty good. They talked about green lanterns. What the **** was wrong with it? Yeah, it was actually pretty good. No, I enjoyed it. It was a little corny. Exactly.

Speaker: No, Morbius wasn't bad. It was a good introduction. It was a good origin story. And it's got a good buildup for that character. Well, apparently, he's going to be in Sinister Six, too. He will? He's going to be in Sinister Six. Because there's a photo of him walking around with he's got like a jacket on, no shirt, but he's wearing his number six. No.

Speaker: Now, it should be the Insidious Six. Now it's Sinister Six from Spider -Man. Right. The Insidious Six. Well, watch the movie.

Speaker: watch the in credit scene. Okay. It goes in line with with a couple of the Spider -Man the new Tom Holland Spider -Man. Yes. Yeah. They're bringing the sinister six to the scene or to the movie. Let me be clear while we are on it. It's been a minute. We need to go ahead and get to this part. Yeah, boy. Hope y 'all seen that trailer for Black Adam. Oh, **** Yeah. It's better be on

Speaker: You know, Chris is going to show I got the rock in it. Flop. Flop. No. No. You know what? I'm not going to shoot about it because it has a rock in it. Actually, this is the one rock movie.

Speaker: outside of the super pets or whatever that I have been waiting for for years because I wanted him to do it. I wanted him to do a superhero character and I thought that he would nail it. And then that was one that came to my mind years ago when The Rock first started getting into acting was Black Adam. Why?

Speaker: just because of the character and and and just the rock in general. Yeah. Yeah. The like his persona and persona goes wrong with it. Um uh Tony, I agree with Thor love and thunder. **** It looks amazing. Can't wait. That's right. That's the change.

Speaker: We're going to see that. I'll be down. I'll be down there. We're going to go. We're going to go to the movie theater and see it work. There was a there was a trailer for a movie that when we were watching, we went to see Maverick. It's a new Brad Pitt movie. It's called Bullet Train.

Speaker: Yeah, I want to see that. I just saw this up here. What's it about? That looks fucking good. It's by the directors or writers of Deadpool. The director of Deadpool. He's a coming out of retirement hitman. Why is his name Ladybug?

Speaker: Oh, it's his codename. It's his codename. Is it him or is it Sandra? Oh, yeah, yeah. Sandra Bullock calls him and he's like, he's like, he's like, well, how you doing there, ladybug? And he's like, really, ladybug? Yeah, she says it's for luck. Yeah. It's for luck.

Speaker: he's he's he's yeah cuz he's like an unlucky hit. No, he's no, he's a lucky he like he for some reason he just doesn't he he he's in a situation. No, he's in situations where he should die and he never gets killed. Right. Yeah. Exactly. So, he's like, I need luck or whatever. It looks **** good. But it doesn't. He's in it and all. It's like a huge kid. It's like a huge kid. It's like a huge kid. It's like a huge kid. It's like a huge kid. It's like a huge kid. It's like a huge kid. It's like a huge kid. It's like a huge kid. It's like a huge kid. It's like a huge kid. It's like a huge kid. It's like a huge kid. It's like a huge kid. It's like a huge kid. It's like a huge kid. It's like a huge kid. It's like a huge kid. It's like

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Speaker: Minions big for the kids. Huge. Huge. Tell your wife, tell your wife and your kids. I'm gonna say it again. I've been telling people for months. Ron goes wrong. Y 'all need to watch that move. Okay. It's actually really good. Thank you. I, I told dad to watch it because he said, they said, I don't know what it was. And I said, Ron's gone wrong.

Speaker: And you know them three boys could act their asses off because it's very hard to pull that back That's that's hard to pull that shit off to the point where I was kind of like, you know, I Never said that

Speaker: That attorney was like, man, this is nice, yeah. No, I didn't say that. This is fucking scary. We need to do an episode of Nonsense Go Nonsense. It's full on two, one, two. I wouldn't make it. I won't make that episode. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Where are you going with this, Tony? Or Jeffrey? Yeah, you boys dress up and I'm sitting here and make fun of you. Hell no. I'm not shaving my beard.

Speaker: Fucking bearded lady over here. Oh one food. Thanks for everything. Julie Newmar. Oh geez

Speaker: It's just the concept is weird to get those three actors as big as they are. Two of them. Wesley Snipes and John Leguizamo. Who else was it? Patrick Swayze and I forgot who the fourth person was. Yeah, I was going to say the three main characters were Swayze, Snipes, and Leguizamo.

Speaker: But that's, that's the thing. What's crazier is you have Snipes and Swayze who are known for, you know, for more of action, tough guys, you know, even in, even in like, you know, like the, the romantic or the love story movies that Patrick Swayze did, he was still a tough guy, you know? Yeah, RuPaul's in it. Yeah, RuPaul's in it. The real Julie Newmore was in it. Yeah, real, real Julie Newmore.

Speaker: Me the fucker's mom is in there Stalker Channing the mom's fucker Barbara Streisand. No, no the the mom of the blonde girl Blythe Danner, oh She's funny Chris pens in it

Speaker: I don't know who else we're talking about. There's a lot. There's a couple dudes in here. But yeah, that was that was the that's the that's the crazy thing. And just seeing Wesley Snipes and Patrick's lazy and not in that kind of role like was Amo. You can you can kind of see him. Yeah, he's not hard. He was just like look at him. We're going to make you wear a dress. OK. All right. I've done worse. I've done worse.

Speaker: I did the pest, I'm okay. He was also the clown in the spawn. Yes. John Legugomo, yes. Well, have you seen the movie The Pest? This is a violator. Have you seen the movie The Pest? No. Oh my gosh, Tony, you back me up, Chris. It's funny, right? It's funny, but it's really annoying. It's a very Eddie Murphy style comedy where he kind of plays a couple of different characters. But he's dating a black chick.

Speaker: And his best friend's a black guy. That didn't take long at all. Go ahead. His best friend's a black guy, and his other friend is a goofy Latino guy. And the goofy Latino guy gets kidnapped by the Scottish mob. Tony, I give up. Tony, Tony, I give up. I give up, Tony. We're just going to get a disclaimer at the bottom of the screen.

Speaker: Black actress in the past John like was almost black girlfriend in the past That's why we can't have nice things just so you guys know Cuz Jeff

Speaker: Well, if you guys don't mind, I kind of pull the e -brake here a little bit. I don't think you guys will mind, but I just got a little update on Jordan. Her mom said she's doing okay. She's in a lot of pain with her joints and numbness through the chemo.

Speaker: Uh, she is due for her third round next week. Uh, but they did upgrade it to stage four because they found a spot on her spine. But they do feel like they, they, they, they're positive that they can, uh, that they can, they can get it all. So hopefully, hopefully she can come out of this as, as, as well as one can after dealing with all this, they can get rid of all that, uh, get rid of everything. And.

Speaker: maybe she can go on and try to finish out her degree and all that stuff. Yes. That would be awesome to see her finish college and all that jazz. Ari Spears is in that shit. Paris Spears. He's a funny dude. Yeah, he's in it.

Speaker: Jeffrey Jones plays the bad guy. Jeffrey Jones is the principal from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Aries, Aries Spears, he went through kind of a rough patch for a while. Didn't he? Yeah, he was kind of shit off. But that's the girl, the main girl, Tammy Townsend.

Speaker: And Freddy Rodriguez is the one that could chance him. Oh, he's kidnapped. Freddy Rodriguez was awesome in scrubs. Oh my gosh. And then he gets him to recite the Harry Ben Sally.

Speaker: I always forget he's in it until he pops on his feet and I'm like, oh shit, here it comes. I felt bad for Turk. I don't know about you, but if I was Turk, I'd have punched a dude in the face. I'd have punched Freddy Rogers. Freddy Rogers. That's the very least. That's the very least. I'll focus on if you need drinking water. I can't drink the water down there.

Speaker: yeah you can't so like i buy i buy you know uh they're five gallon uh water bottles with your phones the color gun man comes in services no we don't have color gun down here we use crystal which is actually from coke which i find hilarious it's just crystal crystal it's crystal it's crystal

Speaker: Would you see it for this? I see. I'm going to go back to what Tony said. I'm going to go back to what Tony said a few episodes back after I yelled at you guys before the show. I'm just here for sponsorship. I lost control of this fucking show. Fuck it. It's like two bucks for five gallons. You know, that's the thing that blows my mind.

Speaker: Yeah, well, here's the thing, here's the thing, the water treatment is not great. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

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Speaker: I ain't worried about all that. I'll drink fucking water right out of the goddamn tap. Well, I buy flavored water, but I'd like to use water, put it in the bottle with a filter. I'm installing a water filtration system here, but even then I still would. Outstanding. You need to, um,

Speaker: Outstanding it's it's it's not even it's not even that the water is like dirty or anything It's basically it has a shit ton of calcium Really? Oh, yeah, like a shit ton Like if you don't clean your toilets every couple Couple days you'll get crystallized calcium stuck to the side of the boat

Speaker: Wow. Like, like you have to use a paint scraper to get shit off. Wow. So, I don't, I don't drink it. I, you know, you can't cook with it either. So, we, we buy the Garifols or the water bottles and we cook with it and, and drink it. I don't drink it. I drink it.

Speaker: Depending on how much the kids will drink of it, because the kids will drink the shit out of it, but I will literally, my wife forces me to drink a glass of water every day. And I choke it down. I agree with Chris, I like flavored water. Half your body weight in ounces is what you need today. Stay healthy.

Speaker: that I'm the sickest motherfucker. Yes, the fuck you are. Jeff, go buy some of the propelled flavored water. Well, it's outstanding. I don't like it. Before you say anything, before you say anything, I hate flavored water. I don't like water either, but I have to force myself to drink water every day because I have tried to cut out as drinking so much pop every day.

Speaker: But Jody actually got me on Propel the first time I went down there. She had Propel at the house. And dude, it's so good. It's made by Gatorade. It works. But it's flavored. I would have all the orders, and I would have Propel with me. And I felt the best with Propel. Propel has a really good flavor to it.

Speaker: but it's got electrolytes in it and everything else. So, but it's still water and it's like I said, and they've got, they've got a ton of flavors. Probably my two favorite flavors is the kiwi strawberry. I love that. And then they've got like a watermelon one. I do the grape and the lemon. Yeah. I like the berry, the mixed berry one too. Grape is really good as well. Well, they sell, they sell a, a version of, it's called a, and it's, it's, uh,

Speaker: The only problem is it literally tastes like you're drinking straight sugar and it looks like it's laced with soap. Oh, yeah, I know this. This, um. The pill is good. It's excellent.

Speaker: Tony there's we just can't do anything for him at this point. There's nothing more we can do you

Speaker: He's just gonna, he's gonna, he can't hear us. We're just talking amongst ourselves right now. This room that he's sitting, this room that he's in right now is where he's gonna die. He's gonna die in the middle of one of his 27 quarter pounders. And - No, no, no, no, no, no. He's gonna get 14 in a 27 and half of a bottle of Coke and have a grabber. I literally checked my bank account the other day and I realized that how much money I've spent on delivery.

Speaker: I'm actually kind of curious. Will you divulge that information? Don't. Don't. You spend just as much as you did on food. I already know. It's more than what you would have spent on food. No, it's about as much. I would easily say I spent 60 % of my paychecks. Well, I can say this. I know if I go down, I'm just going to say hotheads, for instance, which hotheads just kind of like Chipotle, but I like them a little bit better. Okay. Their ingredients seem a little bit more fresh.

Speaker: I've heard good things. I've heard good things about that juice. Um they do have that here. They do have. But but I can if I don't know, I heads is less than a mile down the road from my house. Okay. I'm out of the water. Yeah. Um if I go down there and I go in and I order my food,

Speaker: last night I ordered it on DoorDash 18 and it was after tip and everything. I think it was like 24. Yeah, so I can only imagine. How much you spit on McDonald's? Well, I miss McDonald's everything things like I never I never order McDonald's. I never order fast food off of DoorDash.

Speaker: I do because I don't want to have to go anywhere. Everyone's why you get a craving. Yes.

Speaker: I'll do hotheads is about the only quote -unquote fast food, but I'll order Chinese. I'll order Applebee's. However, the neighbor lady sold us boneless wings, hot sauce, and fries in a little package this day for like four bucks. And holy shit, that stuff was amazing. That's the other thing. I'll order beef notes. That's like licking the fucking styrofoam or something.

Speaker: Yeah, that's it That's that time when I say it's that time Not when your wife yells I have not eaten today Tell me you haven't even we all just heard your wife yelling. No, no, no, no. No, I have not eaten today. Why why? Yeah, why? Why why working? Why? Why?

Speaker: Because I have 47. Oh, I forgot that you're the only person on this podcast that has a job Probably the only person in the world that has a job my bad. I understand you are working and I'm a bitch We have a job at home a wife did cooks and restaurants that will fucking deliver doesn't have a lot of you comes down Because if I eat more than once a day you've seen me eat fuckers I

Speaker: Yeah, so eat like a normal person and don't eat 27 quarter pounders in one meal. Salad and a bottle of water. I go to Olive Garden and I'll clean that. Yeah. Yeah. That endless salad. Boy, he's gonna cut more lettuce. I love that shit.

Speaker: I love being good salad. If I can find me a decent salad bar here, I'd go all the time. Is there a Ruby Tooth is in your city? No, there's not. Is there a go to Corral? No. Where did I see a Ruby Tuesday at the other day? I have, there used to be one in your city. Wild wing cafe.

Speaker: they don't have anything that we have. Well, no, no, no, they got he got a Walmart. So they got some sick of some. Yeah, but they're national brands. The Wild Wings. Wild Wings can't face other national brands. There's uh Chili's. There's uh

Speaker: Longhorn, Outback. Outback, yeah. Well, there used to be an Outback. It closed. The thing is, though, it's like, once again, right now, I've literally said from now on, we're eating in the house because I've spent this week. Okay, that's fine. But she's going to get tired of cooking, and you ain't going to cook. Oh, this woman loves to cook. Oh, no, fuck you. I cooked yesterday. I love to cook.

Speaker: I made me some badass. Hey, Tony. I want you to think about something. Not only does this go on this podcast for this conversation you're having right now, but just in life in general, when you're doing other streams or whatever. In this life, we're only allotted so many breaths.

Speaker: Why waste them on pointless arguments, much like the one you're having with Justin? Exactly. You know you can't win. You know no matter what we've got to win. You know I'm not going to listen to you. You said you got apple beans? I think it's still there. I did. If you have apple beans, this is what I want you to do. Get a Bourbon Street steak one day, and then get the Bourbon Street chicken on another day. You'll thank me.

Speaker: What did I just what did I just say to you Tony If I go out that means I have to take

Speaker: And a quick meal turns into a 12 hour meal. You have a fucking family. You stay in the house. Get them the fuck out of the house. Go home. Eat a pretzel. Get some pizza. Get some nachos and some cheese. Go to fucking dinner. Go to the park. Break a fucking sweat instead of sitting in the chair farting in front of yourself. That's why you suffocate now, motherfucker. That's 20 breaths that you just wasted. You'll never get back, Tony.

Speaker: Yell at that wall for 20 minutes. You might have a better. Tony, Tony, come on over and you can talk to the ghost here. We're going to, we're going to, we're going to over town with a show. Do me a favor, Jeff. Go get your wife. Oh no, that ain't going to happen. That's funny. You think you're scared now? Let me talk to her. You think you're scared now? Let me talk to her.

Speaker: one day, one, one, just, just one of these times I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to get through that hard head, thick ass. And he's going to be enlightened and he's going to go, damn, I should have listened to everybody else on the internet. It's just as bad as you guys tell me to do something. I ain't going to fucking do it. He ain't going to do it. I know. One of these days, one of these days, both of y 'all will get through that, that hardheaded thick skull and it's going to be like a little sliver of a crack and I'm going to get through and you're going to go,

Speaker: You're gonna have that moment of clarity. You're like, son of a bitch. Click has been right for all these years. It'll probably be on both of your deathbeds. I need to talk to you, man. I need to talk to you. No, Jeff took her last name.

Speaker: Mrs. Hawk. She's already here. I need to talk to you more. Get this joke out. Do you have a Western Sizzling down there? Do you have a Ponderosa? Do you have a Ryan's?

Speaker: No, I got an Argentinian steakhouse. I got a fucking Argentinian steakhouse that'll blow your mind. They literally walk around the room, bring you... Yeah, some Brazilian steakhouse. Yeah, they got those around here. Yes. Ah, shit is dope. That is... Listen, that's the reason to stay in a house for two days after you eat there. This is true. When my son graduated, we had a Brazilian steakhouse... We had a Brazilian steakhouse dinner, and it came with a garlic...

Speaker: It was a garlic pepper steak. Oh my God. Yeah. Oh my God. And you're literally chasing that dude around the rest of the night. What I didn't do was eat the salad. That is a three hour ordeal. That is a three hour ordeal. And it's 15 different types of meat.

Speaker: They just give you slices. I'm a steak dude. Once I got my liquor, I got my steak and we going in. If I went to a Brazilian steak house, I would do that before a three day weekend. I'm not leaving the house. I'm sleeping like a baby and my nose hairs will still smell like that steak two days later. Like yourself, a good old fashioned tube steak.

Speaker: man. Why are you going to take everything? You think anybody out here who really thinks they eat too much, go to the Brazilian steakhouse. I want to see you eat all that. They literally have a little disc.

Speaker: And half of it is red, half of it is green. And you rotate this. If you want them to stop coming, you turn it red. They do that at Bubble Gump, the Forrest Gump restaurant. They have a little sign, and it says, run Forrest, run. That's just if you want the waiter to stop by. He's just really bringing meat the whole time. You want some of this? You want some of this? I thought I was hungry, so I went to one of those restaurants. That's the kind of restaurant you go to.

Speaker: after two a day football practices as a teenager with that kind of stamina and energy. I have decided that I'm going to have to get into my editing tools on my computer for this episode. Oh, no, this episode was awesome. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm going to put something as a disclaimer. I'm going to put something as a disclaimer at the front of the at the front of the. I.

Speaker: right at the beginning of the show just to describe what this mess has been. Exactly. Stop. Were we in trouble? Yeah, no kidding. You never seen nobody have a hard time. You can shut somebody up, but you can't stop the only damn phone. Boy, you ain't shut the motherfucker up real quick in a hurry. Exactly. Hey, Tony, with that being said,

Speaker: No, but officially with that being said I got Tony so good with that one day

Speaker: And then we did the Dennis Leary I'm an asshole song too. But I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to chop and screw that one down just so we can get the course to play. Yeah, I said chop and screwed. I know what that's all about.

Speaker: They got sued for using that phrase. That's why I don't say it no more. Who? A bunch of people. There's a family to do. The dude's DJ that got killed. But everybody's been chopping the screw, but they wasn't giving no money for it. They got laid off for it. Yeah. I was going to say that. I was one of my favorite, not one of my favorite rappers or anything like that. He wasn't that great. But that damn chopped and screwed that they did of a chameleon there. It was all wrong. Yeah, it was crazy. I think it was chameleon there.

Speaker: Is it called Hot Girl? No, it was a whole album. It was a whole chopped and screwed album. Oh, they got a butt. Oh, what's the name Slim Thug? Got a chopped and screwed album. I didn't really like it, but that's just. Yeah, I'm not a big fan of Communionaire, but that album was actually really good. They did a good job remixing and shit like that. He had a couple of big songs. But now, for real, with that being said, if I can find it, where's the debt?

Speaker: Let's get it. Before we go, comment of the night. Nice adventure. Agreed. Two birds. One snow. All aboard.

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Speaker: I do what we can do with what we have. Amen to that. Well, now we got all that jazz out of the way. We're going to show the only way and we know how with our guys and blacktop Mojo, we're going to let Jeff and Tony. Jewel every cat's wife. Yes. If you hear this, no, no, no. Yes. Cat. If you hear this respect, no.

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Speaker: You got yourself fucked up. Who would that damn listener not think about? I got to find my members. Ah, movies that couldn't be made. Movies that couldn't be remade, yes. They had to grab our warriors that she's even chose. They couldn't be with me today. But here's a clean listing. We're gonna close the show like we always do with a little black top miyuja, wicked woman. Cheers. Catch you later.

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Speaker: Wait the blade above her head As I begin to breathe, she said Oh, muggle in the sky Take this back with bite I wanna live forever And no spirit in the earth Give me a new word Make me a guideline

Speaker: She starts to feast They walk and smile on her face And she walks right to me Make the last two back ahead

Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good.

Speaker: No man, like something sharp, something like I can stab to fit myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a Ritz cracker peanut with a cheese baby. Alright, well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Uh, yeah, bathroom key. Alright. I got your bathroom key right.

Speaker: there and that'll be 1362 and I'm gonna have to have exact same so we're in a coin shortage at the moment whatever man okay that's I'm sorry

Speaker: In the sky, take it back and find I wanna live forever And now, spirit in the earth Kill me all over, make me a god like you

Speaker: Oh, I'm all over in the sky Take this sacrifice I wanna live forever And I'll spill it in the earth Give me whatever Maybe you can't lie here

Speaker: OH SHIT CHUCK! OH SHIT CHUCK!

Speaker: You're muted, Chris. That's how you end the show right there, gentlemen. Blacktop Mojo in your ear hole. I can just see you talking. Well, fortunately, the video wasn't over yet, so nobody would have known had you not said, hey, you're muted, Chris. No. No, we played the whole time.

Speaker: We do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out as always. Yeah. Jeffrey. Deuces. Tony D. For those of you who might be listening to this on demand, for some reason, I was going to ask Tony D what he wanted to tell the people and he took his shirt off. I was going to say I missed it. Did he take his shirt off for a reason? Yeah. We're waiting on you. Please tell the people. Let them know.

Speaker: That's the ending of the night right there. Mother had you, mother made you, motherfucker. Get some business. Jeff, go out and get something to eat. Get out the house. And with that being said... Oh shit, Chuck.

Speaker: I had to put rice on my plate. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. And with that being said, goodbye, motherfuckers. Hit the button, Clark. Join us next time. Same nonsensical channel, same nonsensical time. And it's thinking and it's thinking and it's thinking and it's thinking. All aboard. Crazy train.