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Speaker: I don't need a lot. Just a little bit. Where that money at? Where that money at? Where that music at? Nobody. Just hook a brobo up.
Speaker: What's going on everybody? Monday, we meet again. Welcome to another episode of Nonsense Go Nonsense. I'm Glick, as always. We got Tony D hanging out in the house tonight.
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Speaker: I don't want Massachusetts to get mad at me. I don't like Boston, so you guys got that strike going against you. Yeah, Boston catches help from us. Sorry. Not sorry, Boston. Fuck your accent.
Speaker: I will catch up. I'd be in a sports fan, you know, Boston Celtics can't stand those stupid pricks as a Cavs fan. The Boston Bruins. Yeah. They've never really been that big of a thorn in my side when it comes to hockey. Cause usually I grew up a Penguins fan. And then when we got the blue jackets, I became a jackets fan. Jeez. And I built up Bella check because he was ours before he was yours, New England.
Speaker: And he did shit. He was garbage. He was out before he was young. He was on the jest, you motherfucker. And then, when he gets mad at somebody on the Patriots, they ship the New England Patriot Rejects to Cleveland, so I'm mad about that too.
Speaker: I'm sorry. He's got that. Yeah. He's got that on a whiteboard and do all, do England's practice field or on their office. If you screw up, you will go to Cleveland or Notre Dame. Fuck you, Bill Belichick. Billy Malone. That was a man. The only thing you do, the only thing you did right for this world was give us. Y 'all to the playoffs, took y 'all to the playoffs, cut that shit out. Your best time was him as a coach. He was talk shit.
Speaker: Our time as a coach, our time is now. We got, we got, we got the, we got the franchise quarterback. Now it only took us, uh, what, 21 years and 45 quarterbacks, but now we got a franchise quarterback. It's going to be suspended. Good quarterbacks. I don't know what's been going on. Great quarterbacks, but we've had quarterbacks that wanted to be there. Yeah.
Speaker: And we had offense shitty ass offensive lines and terrible fucking coaches. Now pathetic pathetic. Now we got a good coach, good defense, good old line quarterback. Yeah. Y 'all got it. We have a quarterback on paper. Oh,
Speaker: He might not be on the field. He might only be on paper for the next year. No, he's coming in. He'll, he'll be. I saw he got cleared of all in charges by the team. I think it was last week. Yeah. Well, the, the, the NFL and Roger Goodell's stupid ass. Once the full year suspension, meanwhile, the NFL union and his lawyers and everything are like, eh, come on now. I don't know what this is. Fuck Roger Goodell.
Speaker: I'll be right up there with Dave Portnoy. I'll be right at your point in the wrong, your point everywhere but me. Fuck Roger Goodell. I'll be right up there with Dave Portnoy. Put me on the same pedestal as Barstool Sports. Hey, we'll make it then, damn it. Look at the, hey, Dave Portnoy is doing all right for himself these days. Kick a dog when they're down. Take that Roger Goodell.
Speaker: He make it 40 million a year. You ain't kicking hard enough. Well, 40 million a year. That's it. As a commissioner of the NFL, he only makes 40 million fine for me.
Speaker: No, I mean fine for me, but I figured he'd make a whole lot more than that. I made a million dollars a team. I sit down to 32. Oh, yeah. No, I, you know, I about disagree with that at all. I 100 % agree. I got one job and one job only. I'm going to do one thing and y 'all can have the rest of this. I'm going to do one damn thing. I'm going to piss everybody off, but I know a bunch of people that want this shit because it's ridiculous. Make me commissioner. I ain't even going to get in your way. I'm going to play again.
Speaker: I'm taking out the power line rule. I want the big hits back. I'm taking the power line rule out. I don't want to see no power line. I got all that money on paint, all these damn end zones. Cross the fucking white line. You got all these cameras. I don't want to see no power. Get them shits out of here. Let go play football. Bring the big hits back. All quarterbacks now wear targets on their jerseys. They don't get straight up. I don't want to see no cheap shots. I don't want to see no low blows. Go play some ball. I'll be honest. What was his name? Oh boy.
Speaker: Oh, what the hell was his name back in the day? I think he played for the Raiders. Damn near ripped old boy's thumb off. What the hell was that? Oh, it wasn't Howie Long. Howie Long wasn't Howie and it wasn't Earl Locker. It wasn't Ronnie Lott. No, he was a monster though. Both of them were. Both of them were.
Speaker: Oh man, what was that guy? He's gonna kill me. It's gonna drive me crazy. It'll pop into my head later on. You see that fucking story of Indiana? That dude shootin' up them all. Mmm, yeah. And I seen that illegal gun owner put his ass in the ground. And saved a lot of people. Nobody, what? Nobody got killed except for the gunman, right? There's some injuries. That's how it's supposed to be, ladies and gentlemen. If you got a gun, you stop the dumb shit. Y 'all let that man go, smoke, what's good?
Speaker: But it can't be like that if people want to take the guns out of the legal gun on his hands. I did a broadcast on Twitter not so long ago called good part one. They will never really guns. I've read it. We've said we've talked about that on every fork.
Speaker: You can't get rid of guns because the bad guys are going to still get the guns regardless. You got to read the laws on guns. You have every right to protect yourself and self -defense. You got every right to protect the state. Y 'all just stop with the dumb shit with these guns, period, and the story. Now, where the hell were you? I'm sitting here watching Glory on the screen. If you've never seen Glory, you need to watch this movie. It's a damn good movie. I'm going to go buy a rocket launcher and carry it around all day or day. I just want a Predator suit.
Speaker: I don't want the mouth and the teeth. I just want the suit. Hey, you know, if they had dread to tell you plenty about what's going on out there, they had dreads, damn it. Speaking of guns, Saturday, we was out of my sister's cabin.
Speaker: Nice. That's nice out there, man. Honestly, how was it? It's nice out there in BF nowhere, but we had fun. The kids had fun. We got out on the four wheeler and my sister, her friend, he's got a Can Am. Nice. Oh, y 'all lost your minds out there. He took Buggy out to the trails and then Cash got to go for a ride in it and Cash and I were on the four wheeler.
Speaker: But the highlight of Cass's weekend was, because I took my gun, because I'm like, I'm finally going to get to shoot my gun. Well, we were sitting there talking and whatnot. And my sister says, I got my grandfather's old, or great grandfather's or whatever, old .22 revolver. It was like old cowboy Western gun. Man, Cass was shooting that son of a bitch like, like it was nobody's been, like he'd been doing it for years. He was loving it. Well, they got the young focus.
Speaker: He doesn't have a bunch of distractions that we have grown folks as a child, they know exactly what they're doing. Yeah, I mean, once, once my sister got that gun out and we both taught him how to shoot it and everything like that. It was over. That's all he wanted to do, man. He was just fire. He's like, I'm going to see if I can hit the water. I'm like, hit the water then. He's like, what if a deer runs out? Can I shoot it? I was like, you can shoot it, but you're not going to kill it with the 22. You're going to piss it off.
Speaker: I sat around the household, we can chill down with Jason. I'm taking it easy. I'm not going to really get back until I get my shit together. Unfortunately, and I will say unfortunately, as much as it's been a long time coming, if everything goes right with the divorce, it'll be over next month. And it might give me a little bit of clarity. I know it's going to give me a new focus. I'm kind of regenerating from all that. No, I'm not happy about it. It will be almost two years next month.
Speaker: You know, then we talked this morning trying to be more rational. I'm not happy with a bunch of things. I'm really not. I do need to get over with that. I gotta kind of regenerate and refresh myself for the most part. I don't wish this on nobody. All you merry motherfuckers out there with problems. I'm gonna need y 'all to weigh y 'all problems.
Speaker: I'm really gonna need y 'all to weigh your problems. This is a part of life I did not want to be a part of, but I'm here. I took my time, purpose is still fucking happening. Y 'all do me a favor. When y 'all get married, me and that shit, stop playing each other out, stop setting each other up, stop embarrassing each other, stop shaming each other, defend, protect, love each other, put God first. If you don't believe in God, damn it, start.
Speaker: start because shit when you get married that's going to be your strongest force something that's stronger than you but that believes in the both of you remember those more than anything that's that's the thing i you know older generation i think when they get married they don't plan on things going certain ways this younger generation uh as we said saturday i don't know if you were still here or not you know saturday or friday night sorry
Speaker: Now we got an apology for the past few nights that I've been falling asleep. Y 'all just been seeing what I've been going through. And I'm trying to change things up so I can make it and do more and be as contributory and not look like I've been looking. So my apologies to you all to everybody in the audience. It is too. We can smoke too much. Listen, when you marry the right one, it's all good.
Speaker: I want everybody who is married for the right reason, who got happy marriages. I got respect for y 'all. Don't y 'all leave that goddamn house, but take your ass home. That goes to you, the other one, and the kids. Take y 'all's asses home with the streets and the streets. Well, that's what I said Friday. Like I said, I can't remember if you were here or not, but you know, in this day and age that we live in,
Speaker: relationships are basically status symbols and some people are collecting boyfriends and girlfriends and getting engaged to a different person or getting married and they're only married for a year and they're getting divorced and then three months later they're getting married to get it because it's a status symbol. That's for real. It is for real. And again, much like anything, you do it for clicks and likes and comments, so nobody's real anymore.
Speaker: I still believe in the values of marriage and the morals of marriage. I think if you're going to make that commitment to somebody, then you should stand by the vows that you take and what you say. I did.
Speaker: It's up to both of you to maintain those vows. It's up to both of you to maintain a home and a family. Me and her talked about that this morning. We're going to stay in the vehicle, but you're going to stay in the vehicle. You're kind of peaceful. I'm mad at her. You've been mad at me. We both agree we're going to take care of Jason. That's not a question. I'm down with that. At the end of the day, especially when you got kids, I mean, at the end of the day, if a marriage doesn't work,
Speaker: You gotta, you know, you gotta take care of the kids first. You gotta, you gotta make sure - And you know, when we talk about marriage, people be like, should I stay together for the kids? Let me tell you something. If the kids ain't enough for the two, y 'all stay together. Y 'all got fucking problems. We tried. I believe you. No, I believe you. And I do believe you. That was the reason because, you know, I was unhappy with her. She was unhappy with me. Oh, the episode reads 147. We did 147 already. No, no.
Speaker: Yes, I got this commission point 147. Yeah, I think I did that Friday night, too. I think I'm hitting the shift button and I don't mean to. Yeah. Yeah, I'll change. I change it in Spotify. We're looking out smoke. We're looking out. Appreciate that. But I should have done my broadcast Saturday night. That's my fault, too, because I meant to throw some things together while y 'all were gone. But got on airtime and had to act up over there a little bit. It's been good. It's been bad. It's been up. It's been down. Oh, yeah. Airtime had a trip.
Speaker: It sounds miniature. Don't you know, keep going back to the campus. And that's what it is these days. I mean, people there's no.
Speaker: this goddamn internet, man, goddamn social media be fucking everybody's head up. You got to carry talking about I'm talking about relationship wise and stuff like that. Because, you know, like I said, you know, as I said, when we first started talking about this, and I said it Friday, it's a status symbol. It's a it's a clicks and likes. I can get Oh, man, I got a new girlfriend this week. I'm gonna stick with her for a couple months until the newness wears off and I'm gonna dump her or I'll get engaged to her and then everybody
Speaker: you know, that everybody will be giving me all the likes and comments and we're going to get married. Maybe we'll get married. Maybe we won't, but I don't plan on sticking with her that long and then I'll just move on to the next or vice versa. Women are doing the same thing. This is true. I don't know. I don't care.
Speaker: I broke my chair. How? I don't know. Yes, he does. It just broke. I'm going to get my day this weekend. I have nothing going on. Unfortunately, I'm at home all weekend. So I'm going to rearrange my bedroom. I did buy a desk a couple of weekends ago. I'm going to build that and I'm going to set up my podcast area. So. Yeah, I'm going to try and when I get everything finalized, I'm going to do the same thing. Try and set it up for podcasts.
Speaker: I've gotten used to being busy on the weekends. I don't know what I'm gonna do with myself this weekend. That's the hell you need to do. I've sat the fuck down for 20 years. Never leave in my house. I'll give you that. 10, 12, 14, 15 years or whatever. Never leave in my house. Never doing anything. Now I'm like getting out and it's like, this is nice. It's real nice out here other than the idiots, but you know, the idiots are out in the real world.
Speaker: When that's out of our way. Oh, hello. That's the answer to that question. What was that? I was trying to find these movie sites and that popped up. So yeah, so this is the first week of the long time. I'm just gonna be like, well, what do I do? Rearrange my room and set up my desk again. Rearrange my room, set up the desk. Trust me, you get bored. I got movies for you to watch.
Speaker: That kind of scares me. Because sometimes you come up with the most off the wall random ass movies. I got great fucking movies. In your opinion? I promise you I got great fucking movies. I watch epic places. Let me go ahead and get this little one. I got a budget list item. You're the winged serpent. I got a budget list movie off my chest the other day. And I have to admit, I see why they didn't get any high press.
Speaker: I watched that old GoBots in the Battle of the Rock Lords movie, Saturday. That movie was the end of the GoBots. I see what happened now. That is exactly what I'm talking about. You know what, I'm caught up on everything except for the new score.
Speaker: I do, um, the new four haven't seen it, but they're getting bad reviews. I'm caught up on all the TV shows and everything. So we've, we've, we've talked about that, you know, our opinion on, I'm not listening to what the critics say because the critics should have good movies in our opinions. You know, we've all liked Green Lantern, but they got, it got shit on, uh, you know, I liked the Edward Norton, uh, incredible Hulk movie.
Speaker: Yeah. The second one was excellent. The first one I laid was sicker than the outstanding. Chody. He's officer. Somebody is going to get to see Miss Janet Jackson this weekend. You know, new addition is going to be in the Dominican Republic this summer. So. We should go down there with them. We're huge in the Dominican Republic. They should have brought us there. I can afford it. I would.
Speaker: They should invite us and we can go. I'm not divorced yet. I'm not trying to move to the Dominican Republic. I heard a lot of good things. Yeah, she's, uh, she's working, uh, the event this weekend and, uh, I guess Jana Jackson's a headline.
Speaker: I was like, oh, I was really tempted to buy tickets and go down. You said Ohio? Yeah. Do that, Jody. I ain't mad at you. Yeah. I'm jealous again. Janet's on my list of people I want to see in concert. I love Janet Jackson. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Aaron Whitney. That's what I was telling. Two of my favorite. I was telling Jody actually a while back that Whitney and Janet are two of my favorite female singers.
Speaker: So, if you will, Jane Eyre Whitney comes on the radio. You best believe my name. Favorite singers? Favorite singers. I gotta go Patty. I gotta go Patty. I don't have anything against Patty. I think like, some artists to say that you like them or say people like them or whatever, it's kind of cliche.
Speaker: And I know Whitney and Janet are too, but you know. You got Mariah, you got Patty. I don't like Mariah. Mariah's got a voice. Yeah, she's got a voice, but I don't like her. I don't like her songs. I don't, I don't like her. She's, I just don't like her. And I've never liked her. Never liked her music. I almost say I don't like her personally. I don't know who she is. I just don't like her music. Mariah Carey? Yeah. Wow. Music festival. Jodie's working at this, this weekend. Wow.
Speaker: That's uh, it's got, uh, Tony, Tony, Tony is going to be there. Oh shit. For real? Yeah. I think the OJ is Ricky smile. He's coming down a day early. I saw that man. I saw that when I was in college, they put on a good concert. It was a while ago. That was a good show. I seen them issue. That was they, they, they put on, when they put their songs together, man, please. Hamilton's going to be there. I think there's a bunch of artists. I've heard a lot of good things.
Speaker: I like Anthony Hamilton. Yeah. I like one of his songs. I don't like all of them. I do like one. You know, I can't tell you any of his songs, but if he comes on, I'm not changing it. Because his voice. Yeah. I like the way he sounds. I like the music. But I couldn't tell you a single song. I just, if I have a mission, can't let go. Can't let go. I forgot that first. I didn't like it. On my head, I couldn't do it.
Speaker: You can't let go. Speaking of, uh, music or concerts and stuff, my, uh, I was telling my sister, man, did I get in trouble this weekend? I was telling my sister, I'm going to see Blacktop Mojo in September in Columbus. She's like, Oh, really? And she's like, who's going with you? I said, just me. And she's like, Oh man, that'd be cool to go. I said, you want to go with me? She's like, yeah, I'll go. When is it?
Speaker: I said, it's a Tuesday night and she's like, fuck it. I don't care. So my sister and I are going to go, I think, hopefully she'll get with me, but it's the same week that I'm going down to Charlotte with my nephew. So we get down there to the concert's Tuesday. We leave Saturday. Oh yeah. Or Friday night. One of the two, but, um, but, uh, I get down there and she was like,
Speaker: Both y 'all motherfuckers, I can't believe you two. I was like, what? She said, neither one of you say shit to me about going to that game. I was like, it's because it's a bro weekend. Let the boys go. And she's like, I took you two to your first Carolina Cleveland game together. You won't even take me to this one. I was like, what? Ooh, yeah, it's personal now. Ooh. Levi said, when we talked about it, because we talked about it like two years ago when they announced it,
Speaker: And then when they put the schedule out this year, we were like, all right, we're definitely going. This is when it is blah, blah, blah. Levi, I told her, I was like, well, Levi asked me if we were taking our girlfriends. I was like, I mean, if they want to go, they can go, but I, you know, we don't, we don't have to. He's like, okay, good. I was hoping for a bro trip message. You ain't bringing your mom. He was like,
Speaker: So she was like, I'm just fucking chopped liver. I see how you two are. I was like, don't be mad. I said, let us do our thing. She's like, no, I'm happy you guys are going to get to spend the weekend together and go do your thing. I mean, a little bit of reunion. That's kind of what the boys want with my siblings. And I sit up there with my stepmom, and then I just chill out. Me and my brother -in -law will go chill out. My sister tell my brother -in -law, go get Tony, and y 'all go get something. My brother -in -law will be like, come on, man. I'm like, all right.
Speaker: There you go. Come on. Now, my nephew and I, we were pretty close when he was growing up, so. That's how it's supposed to be. It's like me and my nephew. He already know. You know, they grow him in now, because he's hanging my step -brother in. My son will hang on my nephew, so the three of them are good. And then the girls will chill. And my sister, she'll sit there with my step -mom like I will, and she'll watch my niece.
Speaker: And you know, once the kids are good at me and my sister drink, I'll argue. This tradition. She can't stand me. I already know. This tradition. No, but I mean, it was nice. You know, my broister was supposed to be down there. He decided he was going to pick up an extra shift so he didn't go down. Right. My other sister was going to come or said she was going to come, but then I don't know what the hell happened. So it was just just us.
Speaker: She had her friend over and we all just kind of hung out. The hanging out matters at our age, the hanging out matters. Oh yeah. The kids had fun there too. I mean, Austin, we taught Austin on the job before wheeler. She was up there out there riding up and down the road, buying all that by herself. So you got that good family life going. That's what matters, man. You got a good life in general going these days. Yeah. I got a, I got a good woman. I got a good job. My kids are doing right. You got a great kill hole. Fuck the bullshit.
Speaker: that ain't never mean you don't care what nobody says they ain't never leaves all the bullshit and toxicity is going away man you can't let it win you can't let it win you can't let it win you gotta do it let mother jacks do the wiz you can't win
Speaker: You can't get in. You can't get out of here. Tony, you gonna drink my Jesus juice? No. For playing on my plate. Go for it, say the best. Ain't my type of hype. Smokey bit of tone. Gotta go hip -hop an R &B on these motherfuckers, boy. They be asking for it. You can't get in. You can't get in.
Speaker: That was the problem. For years, I was always a bull in a China shop. And it's like, I just fight, man. Now it's just like, you know what? It's easier just to let go and move on, man. Just fuck it. No, I missed the fighting. All the bullshit. No, man, miss fighting. Fuck that. Let it go. Move on. No, man, miss fighting. And I'm a grown man. Go back to what I do best. Living in people's heads, rent free. Some of y 'all need y 'all's face slapped.
Speaker: living room living room free some of y 'all need y 'all's faces slapped I say bastards just smiling look pretty mm -hmm walk in somebody punch him in the fucking face no days I said I got about five maybe six good fights left in me oh yeah I gotta save them I gotta save them for
Speaker: for, uh, when they're needed, you know, somebody try you for when you're with your girl. Exactly. Got to save them for when they're necessary. Just like, just like, uh, I told my boss, uh, he was asking me if I, if I would have a problem, uh, helping a new guy and all that, or not a new guy, but helping a young guy. And I said, no, I had no problems as long as she's willing to learn. I said, because at the end of the day,
Speaker: I was only given so many breasts in this life and I've wasted a lot of them. I'm done wasting them. So he's willing to learn. Right. It's just a good way to look at it. Say what, say what people were like, Oh, there's so many breasts I got left in this life. And I'll be goddamn, I'm going to waste it. Having a pissing contest with people because old. Oh,
Speaker: I'm gonna need my three or four more fights, then I'm gonna call it a life. Like I said, I'm gonna go to New Orleans. I'm gonna go to New Orleans one more time and I'll be done. You can't go to New Orleans to look for a fight? No, you ain't gotta look too far, first of all. Yeah, well, you can go to any big city or any big, big, yo, what's going on, Stevie? Any big event or any, I'm telling you, you're just walking down the fucking road these days and you don't gotta look too hard for a fight. You know you are, no, you don't. Damn, so he's like, I'm going to New Orleans, I'm gonna get a new fight.
Speaker: No, I'm gonna move on. I'll fuck around and somebody's put that booty on you. You don't come back to be on the podcast next thing you know, you're gonna be slapping yourself in the face. What the fuck is wrong with you, Tony? That is not a COVID side effect, sir. You got that booty on you.
Speaker: Poking yourself in the eye. We appreciate yourself. I believe it is a disorder. I'll probably keep this damn level. Oh my God. Ladies and gentlemen, if you get addicted to Bricks ball crusher, it's your fault.
Speaker: It took me forever to beat this last level. I'm going to ground both of you from internet, phone devices, tablets, TV, everything. We're trying to do a goddamn podcast. If both of you are - You're trying to ground me from podcasting. You're going to leave me. Y 'all are going to leave me in my habits alone. I am safe and comfortable and I'm not alone in this. Different things other than the podcast. The other night - I'm multitasking. I'm multitasking. I am the multitasking random multi -broadcasting podcasting. Dammit. ADHD something fierce is what you got.
Speaker: I used to have to, I tried to teach myself how to use my mind and my hands at the same time, like a fighter pilot, because I wanted to be able to fly and think and react and all that shit. So that's why I do so many things at once. I've indoctrinated myself into being ridiculous. Yeah, that's, I recorded that. Yeah, you're going to play that. You're going to have to play that sound bite back. I have adapted myself to being ridiculous.
Speaker: Yeah. What did you look at? Ridiculous. Retarded maybe. Well, no, I'm far from retarded. Trust me. Jeff was doing that shit Friday night. I don't know what the hell he was doing, but he was doing something totally different. I'm like, what are you doing? Making them them money. Making them them money. He was screwing around, probably looking at that Machichi website you sent him.
Speaker: I didn't send a jackass. Jackass Machichi website. Y 'all gonna leave me in that shit alone. I was in the rough shit. You live your life. You live your best life, Tony D. And if the Machichi's are how you live your best life, I am not here to judge, sir. Damn you, son. Make you happy. Damn you, son. And not hurting anybody else around you, then. You Machichi. Damn you, son.
Speaker: Damn you, son. Y 'all took all the other side in one of the cartoons. Well, it was toys. And there's plenty of toys out there, especially somebody given your age. I mean, you were born in 18. Watch them out, Junior. You had almost 200 years on us to pick from toys. Almost. You want to play? OK.
Speaker: Okay. That way you want to play? Okay. Oh, shit. No, that was a lot. I had fun with those. Let me in the back. I'm ready to start them up my damn self. Yeah, we may bring them back. You can do them your damn self as long as you give us credit. That's copy written, patent, 2020. I don't know. I got to think. I'm trying to come up with a... In the neck with a soldering iron.
Speaker: Christopher, hey, you're talking to my guy all wrong. All wrong. All wrong. Now I'm trying to find some new ideas for the shows, even the shows that I wanna do. I was gonna run it Saturday night. I just would have ran some old clips. I ran some of the day. We had fun watching the old karaoke. Oh my God, that shit was embarrassing. That shit was embarrassing. Oh, you mean like this? Like embarrassing like this?
Speaker: So you want to start? I found an old trip of you, now keep it up. Oh, where's it at? How did he delete it? That silly son of a bitch. This is why I should've been there. Jeff. Oh no, wait, there it is. You guys are dicks. I'm doing it. Must be a skin I'm sinking in. Must be for real.
Speaker: No, I got that one. You actually killed it on those karaoke things though, Tony. Who, Jeff did it? No, you. No, I was touring today. Oh my God, it was ridiculous. When Bathurst would do it, there was a few of them that you sounded pretty damn good on them. In the early stages, it was a little rocky for everybody because you guys were still trying to figure out exactly how to do it, how to go about it. If you were going to play the music, if Ike was going to play the music, but there's a few of them you sounded good on.
Speaker: Appreciate it. It's been debated. I just came across that old gym last week when I was scrolling through other stuff and I was like, Hello videos and that's an email. Go ahead and save that on the podcast. Cause we, uh, we, we kind of, we kind of suffered even to that dude. Screwed the pooch.
Speaker: Ah, we suckered him right into it. Well, I got Rocky, because I don't think Rocky and any attention don't sing it or anything. And I've got that video. I'll have to play that, because that was - I found a karaoke with Smoke was singing. I couldn't believe it. I forgot about it. What? I don't believe it. Yeah, he did one. He did one. I was telling him last night, we did a show. Had fun last night, too. Yeah, I know. I tried to pop in for a few minutes, but we
Speaker: got back and I had to go to the grocery store and try to get laundry started and everything else. So I wasn't able to pop in and - That's the good life cuz. I meant to, yeah, I mean, I meant to watch or listen to the replay today while I was at work, but I wanted to be able to - You gotta weasel in the replays, boy. I've been doing it a week sometimes. I'd be cracking up laughing. Oh my God. Especially when I was up there with brother Shannon. Oh, that shit was hilarious.
Speaker: Oh yeah, if I'm not listening to replays of ours or whatever, I'm usually catching up on smokes. Right, yeah, I would run like smokes and tits. Yeah, Tim and Gemma, I get caught up on that. Yeah, I got you caught up on that. I started that. We got to do a show with them one day. We got to get on there with them. Yeah, no, no, yeah, that'd be cool. We get on there.
Speaker: got to and I told him, I thought Gemma was going to do one Thursday. I had saved up the slot and everything. I told Gemma, I said, listen, I'm ready when y 'all know. She was like, oh, I forgot. So she was tied up with her shit, which is cool. The door was open. You know what I'm saying? And they made sure that there was no more than anything. The door's always open. So I'm appreciative of them for that. Yeah, that's the thing. We all got our own shows and stuff going on. And then we got our own lives and shit going on.
Speaker: Smoke's been rolling up in here. He's making himself just right around here on nonsensical nonsense. He cracks me up on a couple episodes where he's been on there. I like, I do like having smoke come on here and contribute towards the conversation. Always close to everybody. If you contribute to the conversation, why not? Well, it is what it is. I've been thinking about that a lot lately, like, um, still doing our riffing and rolling like we normally do, but
Speaker: Yeah, maybe not every week or every, you know, but every once in a while do the starting five again and try to, you know, bring back other things, but it's one of those things. If we get to it, we do. If we don't, we don't. It depends on how the show is going. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's one of the questions. We just get on the phone. I don't even know whether or less we could do, but we did cover everything and you wasn't wrong. We would have to, we would have to,
Speaker: We would have to dive into some other echelons of life. Yeah. Cause there was a couple that I was thinking about and I was like, like one, I think would be really fun to do. Um, but it would be, you, you, it would take, it would take some thought. Like we would actually all have to put some work into it. Um, we're like, you're, you're like your five favorite urban legends. I don't like urban legends. Just being honest.
Speaker: Well, you know, I mean, like, everybody knows it's like the serial killer with the hook hand or, you know, stuff like that, you know, like that or the girl who got off work late one night and there was a car behind her and it kept flashing his high beams. And she freaked out and she rushed home and the car pulled up in the driveway behind her and as she was running into the house, the guy jumped out of the truck behind her and flung her back door open and
Speaker: and ripped ripped a killer out from the backseat every time he would pop up out of the backseat something is wrong with you you know what i'm gonna bring it back deep dives i'm gonna do urban legend deep dives go for it what's wrong with me what are you talking about i like i like uh the paranormal and urban legends and stuff like that um tick tock got me with the alien stories every urban legend has a has a has a has a truth has a truth to it but it's also teaches you a moral lesson
Speaker: There's a truth to it. Shouldn't be out making out and necking with your boyfriend in the middle of the woods in the middle of the night. Otherwise, the hook man is going to get you. I'm just saying. Or like that one I just said, you should always check your back door or your back seat before you get in your car at night. This is true.
Speaker: You look like you had something to say what I said and neck it. I broke back bullshit. I'm talking about a man or woman. You said a man or man. No, I said with your man. Yeah, but you're talking. I mean, I wasn't saying you or I. Hell no. Don't go out to the middle of nowhere with your man and start
Speaker: starting back in. Otherwise the hook man is going to get you. I'm going to the hotel. Oh, you and your boyfriend are going to the hotel. No. Walking into this. Oh, that's a silly pair. Nevermind. Sometimes you make it so easy. You be looking to make it that way. That's why. I don't be looking to do anything. You just make it very easy.
Speaker: Y 'all some nasty bastards. You just make it easy. Y 'all some nasty bastards. I'm just saying, I didn't do that to you. Y 'all some nasty bastards. I ain't going to the woods with no dudes. I'm not going to. No, no, no. No, no, no, no. Boy, you sure do got to put a mouth. You better get pretty scared. No, not today. You better get pretty scared.
Speaker: You guys take the shortcut. Tony D is staying on the highway. I'll go look at the back road. No. Come on, Tony. Let's go investigate this creepy house. It'll be fun. No. Come on, Tony. Nope. Nope. Not too late. Of course, Tony, make it out of the movies. You want me to do it in real life? You crazy. Hey, man. You all survived all the scary movie movies. The Waynes brother ones.
Speaker: Didn't he get, didn't he get smoked by the damn plant as a joint? Yeah, but he was still alive in the next, the next year. The plant spoke to him. What was his name? Wasn't his name Smokey or something? I don't know. I know it was funny when he called the folks on the phone and said, why is that? We're doing nothing. Those movies are great.
Speaker: This is real life though. It's not a movie. You'll be fine, Tony. I'm going to the creepy abandoned house with a bunch of lights. When I moved to Alabama, we went to a party, one of my homeboys. You know what I can say anymore. When I moved to Alabama, you're done. Dude, he was laughing at me so hard. When he took me down the back road to go to work, we went to a Super Bowl party one time. We went to our co -worker's house in the woods. We was going down that back road. I was just looking around. He was dying laughing. He said, too. Okay, I ain't used to this shit, man. Where the fuck are the lights?
Speaker: When I was younger, when I was in high school, I had a buddy of mine that I used to work with out at Kurgers. And he come out to the house one time and he said, Jesus Christ, he's born and raised, grew up in the city. He said, Jesus Christ, they got a filter of the sun out here too. You're so far out in the woods. Yeah, yeah. That should have fucked our head. I'm like, man, y 'all don't get me to fuck up out of here. I was so happy to see some street lights. My homeboy was cracking up laughing.
Speaker: It's okay as a man. I used to shit, man. Country folk are good folk though. They are. As long as you don't piss them off. I saw that new wrong turn. You can piss them off by accident. That's your ass. Well, I can, while being a country pumpkin, I can vouch for that. We're good people. Just don't do us dirty. Don't rub us the wrong way. It's going to take a while for the cops to get here. It's going to take longer for you to get a signal. How you feeling, boy?
Speaker: if the cops even deem it necessary. It's not the cops, the sheriff, the sheriff has to come. The sheriff's going to take a while. That's a big jurisdiction. Well, we didn't have, we didn't have a back home. We didn't have local PD. There was no city cops anywhere around us. You only had, you had the, uh, the sheriff's department and maybe
Speaker: local police. Maybe the state troopers. But we didn't have no local police out there. Not where I grew up at. We had a fire department, but we didn't have no local PD. Took the fire department a while too. They're voluntary. Half of them might be drunk.
Speaker: Your house is on fire half of the half the local fire department that's all volunteer might be drunk as well You could be drunk. I'll help you with the hoses shit. I bet you will easy bitch
Speaker: I mean, you miss 100 % of the shots that you don't take. If you don't want to cross the plate, and it's a wonky fastball, I'm going to smack it out of the park. Oh, goodness. I got told to start job hunting. I got a few offers that came my way. Wait a minute. Who told you to start job hunting? A couple people don't work. They want me to step up. Promotion -wise, I've been trying a lot of things down.
Speaker: I was telling you the job hunt like and try to move up at your. Okay. Yeah, that makes more sense. A couple of my coworkers, they found another job and told me to come over there where they're at. It's a lot easier. The same pay. Um, the kicker is I told them, I said, I gotta be a hundred percent with y 'all because I know me. I'll take off my son.
Speaker: Now, what you need to get done, I can do when I'm here. I do that already. I love to get paid for it, but they can move you around once you get their promotion. And they need more people on the floor than they need people in charge. We got a lot, she's not enough Indians in my opinion. So, that's one of the biggest things about that new type of gun movie. He wasn't trying to lose teaching. He wanted to be there and show them the ropes, so they're losing. Yeah, that's a couple weeks ago.
Speaker: Oh, nice. Yeah. He covered a very essential aspect of training and bringing up the new folks. I like what he had and he stayed serious with his job and it wasn't going to beat him. He had to show them how to do it. I thought it was dope. I thought, like I said, the way they did that move without fucking standing. Fantastic. That's been the problem for years and a lot of companies. You've got too many chiefs and not enough Indians. Sorry.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: If that's all you need, I got that. So we worked everything out and it was cool. But if I take it, I can do it. Some headaches I don't want, but I can do it. In this time, it'll be 11 years, next month I've been on this job, it's time. Well, and that's the thing, I totally get that. I totally understand that. When you get into that supervisor position and stuff, excuse me, will you grab me?
Speaker: Bang. You big oaf. All the other headaches that come with it. Let me do what I do and I can help out and supervise in any way you need help with. Give me a pay raise, but let me do what I do. I don't want to be the supervisor, but I'll help out. I told them. I said pay me as one of the senior people. You don't have to put me like work leader or supervisor. You put me in one of those superior mechanics. This is another level of being a mechanic I can have.
Speaker: and I'll be good at that. Not even being disrespectful. Yeah, no, exactly. Because I mean, like, because I've done it before, like, you can put him on the front of the suitcase, and it won't fall over. Like, I've done, you know, when I've done construction stuff, I've been, like, foreman supervisors just right on the front. And I, it was nice. The money was nice. Just put them in the back.
Speaker: The headache sometimes isn't worth it, but, you know, but yeah, when you, it don't matter just, you know, everything that comes along with it, trying to project plan or rate, you know, I can deal with the idiots. You know, I've told guys in the middle of a job, get your fucking tools and get off my job site. I wouldn't, I mean, they are.
Speaker: I don't give a damn who they were. I fired, I fired my best friend off of a job before. Jesus. I guess, I mean, for me, I'm doing the job and your safety hazard. I can't have you on the fucking job. You know, I can't, I can't fucking have you here. Um, but I don't, uh,
Speaker: You know, it's not like you're fired. You're just off my fucking job. Go back to the office and tell them I told you to leave and they can put you wherever they want. You reassign somewhere else, right? You reassign somewhere else. Shoot, when I was bouncing, I was like the top guy. And I was like, I'm not coming in with this asshole shit. You need to reschedule him on days I'm not here. And I only work on the weekends.
Speaker: And then they want to get mad because on the weekends is when you made money. But well, act like you got some fucking sense and you can come back on the weekends. All I got to do is keep your eyes open and be there when we take somebody out. You gotta work it as a team. You need bodies. Every job needs bodies. You know what I'm saying? Stupid visor.
Speaker: But then you also get some supervisors that have never done your job and don't know the first thing about your job. So somebody like you that's experienced would probably make a pretty good supervisor or a good leader. I would. I would on this job. I could do that. I could do the work leader. I watch a lot of the stress for the new guys.
Speaker: But you also got to be in charge. You got to do both. You got to be administrative and laborer. And that's mental stress. You don't get much of a break. And then you can't make people do what they're supposed to do. Civil liberties, I respect. And with me being a union steward, certain positions I shouldn't put in for. Because I don't want to give up that status. Yeah, no, exactly. No, my lead at, or my direct supervisor at OSU, he was fantastic. Because he was a tech. He worked his way up. He was a tech. He knew what he was doing.
Speaker: and he was only in his office. She ain't right. She ain't right. Ooh, I hate her. Ooh, that ain't right. Jason Mom sent me a video that they made when they trying to watch a movie and that's that sound you heard in the background. That's not, that's supposed to be me snoring. That ain't shit.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. But if he didn't have to be in his office for like a meeting or an interview or something like that, he was out in one of the buildings doing work. You can call him at any time and be like, I called him one day. I sent him a video and I was like, Hey, this ain't my building. But, uh, I popped down here in the basement and we got a valve that's spraying water everywhere. He was like, hold on. Let me get my, let me get my water here out. I'll be right over. I said, water here. I'm standing here. Fucking soaked. He came right over, man. Jumped right up in there.
Speaker: pipe wrenches at all. Jumped right in. And then, you know, we, we couldn't find the shutoff out. So we actually had to put in a new shutoff out so we could shut that water down. He had to do it live. And I'm like, well, you know, he had to get parts and stuff. And so we'll call me, I'll come back over and we'll rock it out together. He said, now ain't no sense in both of us getting wet again. He is. I got it. Okay. All right. I can respect that. I had no, I had no problems with him. He was a great guy, great boss. Uh, you know, and
Speaker: It's just, unfortunately, I wish you didn't pay for shit. So the opportunity that I have now and both of my supervisors are great guys. They're like, whatever you need to do, just do it. Yeah. That's the thing. As long as you get a job done, your leadership does not care. Get the job, then get the numbers clear. That's what I'm going to tell you too. Did you see that latest purge movie or HBO max?
Speaker: No, I stopped watching The Purge after the second one. I haven't seen the last 475 Purge before. There's only three more. There's five total. You got to watch them. They're all excellent. There's also a goddamn TV show. I haven't watched the TV show. Speaking of movies that made a TV show, have you seen? Wait, wait, wait. This is Jason calling me. Give me one second. Give me one second. Why you do me like that is all I want to know. He's so happy with himself right now.
Speaker: I like him. Everybody know you snore. Even your college friends know you snore. We ain't asking you. Even his podcast co -hosts know he snores. You ain't talking to my college friends in five years. It wasn't a secret. No, it ain't never been a secret. Excuse me. Yeah, but you can't sound like a pejorodactyl, NGL. I sound like a pterodactyl?
Speaker: I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that.
Speaker: That's awesome. That's like a pterodactyl. Pterodactyl is what he said.
Speaker: I'm not going to judge you for your story because I snore, man. I sound like a goddamn grizzly bear. When I get to snore, I've woken myself up. I've done that. I have woken myself up from snoring, from talking to sleep, and from fainting in my sleep. I do all that shit. I talk in my sleep too. I have woken up dead ass asleep from a snore and woke up ready to fight because I thought somebody was there. Somebody or something was in my house. I was ready to fight.
Speaker: Listen, once you wake up from a dream, be like, what? And you be like, what the fuck is that? No, I've been there. I've done that before. I have done that before. I wake up and I'm out of my bed, upright position, squared up. And I'm like, what the hell? Oh, it was just a dream. Let me lay my ass the fuck back down. And when you live by yourself and look worse. And I live by myself.
Speaker: Man, I shit you down. I've woken myself up a couple of times when I've been stored. I woke up scared. I'll be like, I'll be like, I said so. Who the fuck? What the fuck? I've woken up from stored, and I've been scared. I woke up like, what was that? What's in my house? And then the more you wake up and the more you kind of get your bearings right, it's like, oh, that was just me storing. I'm good. It's worse when you make yourself up in a dream or a bad dream where you're still so loud, the noise is in the house top.
Speaker: I live on a main road. There's like no no noise. The neighbors downstairs are quiet. It's just like it's a little bit too quiet. What is going on here?
Speaker: He woke me up one night, he was like, daddy here. I said, what's this for? He said, you're snoring. That's all I'm saying. I'm going to go to Vegas and I'm like, okay, you're just, you're loud. I woke it up from nightmares or whatever and cleared the fucking house.
Speaker: I got gun in one hand flashlight in the other hand like I woke up punching the wall one time. I know what was going on. Yeah, I've been there a few times. I got a flashlight. I've cleared the whole damn apartment since I've been here.
Speaker: You got my earbuds? House is clear. We're going to go back to bed. With my cell phone. You got 911 like this. I ain't going to have too much time to talk. Y 'all better pick up on the first thing about that. I'll call 911 later. At that moment, it's shoot first, ask questions later. I'll get to 911 in a second. Check on the attic.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker: Has the paint been broken? Nobody came through the attic, right? I had to walk upstairs and look around like, shit. Fortunately, I don't have a very big space, but I'm checking the door, making sure that door's locked. I don't know what the hell is. You wouldn't have had an apartment. I would sleep in the living room sometimes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You'd sleep in the front door. So right there in the living room, all you got to do is jump up and swing. Also, now it's like a dog. It's the best time to have a pet when you live by yourself, have a dog. A dog's going to be here before you do.
Speaker: You ain't got to pay for the long system. No, that's what I always say when I, when I live by, when I lived out in Charleston, even before I live by myself, if you, if, if you come in the house and once you're upstairs on the second floor strategically, I got your ass. Cause there's only one way out. Well, there's two ways out. You get to the stairs or I throw you out the window, but strategically I've got your ass once you clear the stairwell, you can't get away from me. That's the same way here. Once you clear the,
Speaker: kitchen, you are stuck. When this door, if you come through that kitchen and you make it into the hallway or the living room or whatever, you are stuck. Because me, I mean, if my stepdad, the dog was here and she was real quiet. Once I'll never forget, she was laying on the ground.
Speaker: I'm like, oh, you hear something? Good. Let's go. You crawl in this to me. And the best thing about it though, they roll right with you. They're like, let's go. You got to tell them to calm down. Keep that collar off and cut their nails. I don't want them to hear you. Just stay behind me. Don't sit there. We're going in too. We'll be so quiet. You can hear the tail wack.
Speaker: A dog will man hardly don't roll with you. No questions. And then we sit next. Hang on, hang on, hang on. All you gotta do is back up and let them go. That's the best level. Yeah, that's what I thought this apartment. If I can get to the kitchen once you're in, there's you gotta go through me to get out. There's only one way out and it's through me. And that's the worst part that I'll beat your ass.
Speaker: I used to come on, I used to come on drunk, walk in my apartment, I don't let the doors to listen. If I invite you, that's your ass, you're trespassing. I'm three long hours in, you got five seconds, I'm gonna go stand over here by the window.
Speaker: Mostly high back is all I want to know. Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna get more water now fuck
Speaker: Hey, just like today, just like here. Every day I come home from work and I'm like, what's up Frank? Frank hasn't talked to me yet, but maybe one day he will. He said, the holy water? He said, I'm getting my water. This sounds like he's tearing his kitchen apart. His mother here said, nope, just going to remodel my kitchen. Fuck this podcast. I'm out.
Speaker: I come home every day and I kick my boots off. I come in my room and take my work clothes off. Hey, Frank, how you doing? I wish you would talk to me. Fucking pray. Some days it'd be nice to have somebody talk to you. Yo, Frank, you said that I didn't. Yeah. I said it. I smack him in the face every once in a while too. I heard that, Frank. Fucking say something. Do something, bitch.
Speaker: Frank just said, that's all right, just go to sleep. One of these days he's gonna do like Freddy at Nightmare on Elm Street. He's just gonna come out of the wall and look me in the face. I'm like, game over, I'm out. Fuck out, man. He came out of the wall like this. I said, oh! That's what Frank's gonna do to me one day. He's just gonna be like, what's up, bro? You wanted to talk? Nah, not really. You know I've been around here longer than you, right?
Speaker: Okay, now that you've talked to me, now you're on the podcast. Get up here and say hi to Toby. You're on podcast. Just move over. Frank's sitting on the bed, Tony, let me introduce you to Frank. It's the ghost from the wall. Keep going for your shoulder leg, this is shit. Tony's like, nope, I'm out. Check, please. Exactly. It's good that it's in the bud before I'll never get paid in the first place. You know, Frank's like, there's a bank down the road, do me a favor.
Speaker: You got skills like that, Frank. Shit. He's a ghost. Of course he got skills. I'm halfway to 1 ,000 followers. On where? TikTok. Make an actual video. I'll do it and get you some followers. I've done a couple of videos. Make the Jedi. You want to follow me on TikTok. You want me to broadcast.
Speaker: And as we speak, I am unfollowing Tony. He says people do the opposite. OK, I'll unfollow you. Oh, shit. I make an actual video and I'll do it. That picture is this motherfucker. I don't know. Oh, hell no. Is there anybody in Blacktop Mojo named Russell?
Speaker: What? I don't know. I just know Matt and Kat. I don't know any of the other guys. This is just follow me on TikTok. Who? Mark Zuckerberg. That's a fake account. I know. I'm just fucking with you. I got three Janet Jackson's following me. I don't know. Janet's a pretty popular person. Maybe she has three accounts. No, she doesn't. Russell Simmons is following me.
Speaker: Look for a blue check mark. I don't think I have anybody. Well, I have no idea. Actually, when I get a blue check mark on my profile, make sure everybody knows it's me for real. You gotta be verified much like Twitter. I don't think you're verifiable. I have like 11 ,000 followers and I don't even have a blue check mark. On TikTok. Yeah. On my man account.
Speaker: Who the fuck likes you that much? Everybody. TikTok doesn't, they permanently banned my life. I can't go live on there. Damn. People like me man, I'm a likable guy. People love what I did for the podcast though, honestly.
Speaker: No, I like that. That was awesome. That was cool to make these damn videos. I'll be trying to make sure everybody gets known out. Yeah. Yeah. That's like that. The last video I put on our page. That's where the, the real ones, the real ones started showing up, man. I made that video. I made that call out and people, you know, there's only a few comments, but I got some messages and stuff like that. We on it. We got them.
Speaker: Everybody's still waiting. They're still waiting on me to do a couple of other broadcasts instead of what I was going to do. When I put that one up there with the file hashtags, it was pretty much combined. And the other three, I'm like, I got to work on this. I got to work on this. The easiest way on TikTok to get your followers and get up there is just content, man. Like I said, just make content, have fun with it. Like I said, the picture videos are cool, but you'll go farther if you make like an actual video.
Speaker: Of course. I mean, I can't put a full broadcast like the one I did on Streamyaw last week. I did one one. Well, I mean, you see on ours, sometimes I'll take clips from the show and I'll screen record like clips of the show and then I'll just throw them up on social media. That's what I'm trying to put stuff on Instagram more, but it's like, I don't want to be the only one posted on our Instagram, but then I also still want to try to keep it show related, but
Speaker: Do it like that. Do it like that. Because I was laughing at me. I'm coming, Judy. I'm on my way. I was like, this motherfucker really put this up there, too. We was dying laughing. Oh, God, that shit was crazy. I'm on my way to it. She is about determined to get me on a plane, though, boy. Your ass going to fly. Don't you worry. She said we were talking a couple of weekends ago.
Speaker: And I was talking about how much I miss Charleston and how much I love being in Charleston. And she's like, how long was the drive? How long was the drive? The drive's like 10, well from her play probably about eight hours, about 10, 10 hours from here. And she's like, shit, we can jump on the plate. The flight's only like two hours. If that. Yeah.
Speaker: As long as you get a direct flight and they don't do some dumb shit, like... Well, flights are crazy now. I would highly suggest driving. If it's within 12 hours, I would drive, because... Well, she wants to get me on a plane, so I can... Somebody just did a travel not too long ago, and they got delayed on their flights. I know Joy went through a delay on her flight. Somebody else told me they went through there. The flights are so messed up right now. If it's within 12 hours, I'm fucking driving. Well, she wants to get me on a plane. So I can get used to... When you fly to Vegas, that's when you get on a plane. But you can drive to South Carolina. That ain't shit. Baby steps. Baby steps.
Speaker: But I mean, like I said, with what I'm hearing on the flights, I'd be a little skeptical just from what I'm hearing because it's not it's not good. The stories are not good on the flights and I'm servicing. We're on the ground.
Speaker: Don't delay me in the air. I mean, I heard any powers to hell. I might put in for that shit. I don't want to be in a plane flying in circles for six hours. Give me the fuck off this bitch right now. Give me a parachute. I know you got him. I don't think I want to fly to Vegas for a couple days. I got me fucked up. I already know I want to stay. Just look up the hotel and food. I can't wait till we go to Vegas. I've never been and I, you know,
Speaker: I ain't worried about all that, Jax. You better worry about it. I'm telling you, that's what I've been here. As somebody who's been there, you better book stuff control. I'm good at Vegas and come back, Tonya. Tonya, I spent too many days. You do that after the most days. Tell me right now. You got to set up a budget and follow it. I got a budget. Vegas budget. Behave yourself. I got a budget. Vegas doesn't have a budget.
Speaker: That's the problem. Vegas doesn't have a budget. Just keep the food and alcohol coming. I'll play these pinning slots all night long. I can't do that. No, sir. I also don't do card games. I'm not even talking about the gambling though. That's the point. I'm not even talking about the gambling. There's so much shit to do with Vegas. It's ridiculous.
Speaker: Oh yeah, there's shows and everything like that. There's so much shit to do with Vegas. I ain't even about to get, I want to take, I take however many days I'm out there, I take a hundred dollars a day to gamble with. Just a hundred. That's it. And after that, I'm going to do everything else, but that's just the gambling. So if I'm there four weeks, that's $700 on top of the $600 flight.
Speaker: Top of the hotel. You 15 in the hole. You know, we're talking like a weekend trip or a couple of days. You need more than that. You need more than that. You need more than that. I'm much like New York. I like New York. It was a cool place to visit, but I'm good after three days. I'd love to go back. I can't wait to go back to New York. I'd love to go back to New York City, but I'm good. Two days, three days max. I'm good. Now, Charleston.
Speaker: Shit, I'll fuck around and take a two week vacation down to Charleston. I need a weekend in New York at least eight a week. Yeah, I'm good. Two, three days. And I think Vegas would be the same for me. Dude, I got so much family up there. I got to go to Connecticut. I got to go to all the boroughs. I got to catch man, New York. Jesus. Yeah. Jesus. There's places like that. I mean, like. I got so much family up there too. Look, when I go to Virginia, I got to have a week. I need a weekend in Virginia, a weekend in New York. I need a weekend home.
Speaker: If I go to Alabama, I could do two or three days, but I could do a week in Alabama, too. I'd like to go back to Tampa, but at the end of the day, and I want to - I've never been to Tampa. I've never been to Tampa. It's a fun city. I heard. It is a fun place. I mean, even if you don't want to go and like, I want to go back again and do kind of like the touristy thing, go to the beaches and this and the other thing. When I went, I was there for a week, and all we did was party.
Speaker: We went to Ybor City and... They said it's not safe down there no more too. Or Ybor City got kind of dangerous. Yeah, I know. It depends on where you go. Much like any city you go to. Say for instance, if I go to Columbus, I can go to certain areas in Columbus, I can go down by nationwide and it's perfectly fine. But you can go to places like...
Speaker: I don't think it's called Al Rose anymore. It was a concert venue, but it was kind of in the hood. Okay. So, you know, not necessarily the greatest area. It was kind of, I won't say the hood or anything like that, but like kind of a poor area. Um, so in a, in a higher crime rate area. So, you know, you, but you go to nationwide and you got where the blue jackets, where the blue jackets play hockey. Uh, but they just build up in the last 10, 15 years or so.
Speaker: They've got bars and restaurants and everything right at Nationwide Arena. So you can stay right there. You can go down to campus and there's a few places down on campus that are cool. South Florida, right? South Florida down there.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. At Ohio State, the campus, there's a lot of bars and restaurants around campus that are cool, I mean. That's what you expect. Yes. But no, down in Tampa, I mean, I didn't have any. We went to Ybor City twice, I think, when I was down there. And we had a blast, man. We had an absolute ball. And we was walking up and down the stretch. And man, I was making friends with everybody. Of course.
Speaker: They just wanted you on that side when you got in the fight. That's why you had so many friends. You used to see me when I walked into the comedy club. Every comic in that comedy club we went into knew me. And we were all meeting for the first time. That's what's up. And as soon as I come through the door, I was walking in with one of the other comics because we met outside with a couple of the guys. There was a couple of people that I was down there with. And I walked in and they're like, there he is. That's good, everybody. And I'm like,
Speaker: Yeah. The bartender was like, we already got your tab set up. I was like, I'm not paying for a tab. He's like, no, no, no. Don't worry about it. Yeah, it was already set up. Damn. I was like, damn, OK. But we went and seen a couple of my musician friends in E -board. We had a blast in E -board, man. It was fun. I'd like to go back to Tampa, see a few people, but go to the beaches and do that stuff. I don't want to.
Speaker: I want to visit, I've never been, and I've heard a lot of good things even when I was in Panama City. I have friends to go down there for the weekend. Especially if you're a sports fan, because that's where I sit where like Tampa's kind of, even though I've only been down there once, but I've got a lot of friends down there. It's kind of become like a second home to me. I root for the Bucks. I root for the Lightning, even though they're the Lightning and Blue Jackets are build themselves up a little rivalry. You know, I root for the Rays, the Tampa Bay Rays. I love the Rays because they fucking own the Yankees.
Speaker: The Rays got a lot of, they're pretty much a new franchise that everybody loves. Even the Marlins were good expansion teams in a lot of people's eyes, even for people who've never been to Florida, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, but Tampa is a fun city. I mean, there's other stuff to do down there than party and drink, but I mean, it's also got a cool nightlife as well. So I would like to go down there, but at the same time, I could go down there for three days and be good.
Speaker: go down for a weekend or whatever. You really want to have some fun trying New Orleans. It's on my bucket list. It's on my bucket list. I want to go to New Orleans so bad. I want to go. Ryan wants to go. We supposed to have been going down there. I want to go to Mardi Gras one year. But I also just want to go to New Orleans. You ain't ready for Mardi Gras. You ain't ready for Mardi Gras. You ain't ready for Mardi Gras. You ain't ready for me, Tony D. You ain't mad enough for Mardi Gras.
Speaker: Mardi Gras ain't Mardi Gras enough for me. Mardi Gras, 99 was sick. Do you hear me? I'm also at a different point in my life where, yeah, I can go down there and I can have a good time. And I can, you know, I'm not going to be the, you know, it's, it's two o 'clock in the afternoon, Mardi Gras day. And I'm already asshole drunk, can't walk, can't see or anything like that. You will be by two in the afternoon. You know, you don't have to pace yourself.
Speaker: You learned to, as you get older. I hear you with the bullshit you're telling me right now, but I'm gonna just go ahead and listen to you. Mardi Gras, Mardi Gras is on my bucket list. My grandparents went down there when they were like, in there. I went and they didn't know. I had never, I don't remember the last time I saw that movie. It looked like New York and Times Square. There's damn good people down there. It is sick. I got pictures. I got to pull them out of storage. Okay, you go.
Speaker: You're good. I'm cleaning on my iPad and my phone. I already did a screen on my laptop. I will wipe this screen in front of y 'all's face just so you know. But all of you have devices cleaning that way they'll work. Public service announcements for the technically, technologically unsavvy, which is a bunch of you. I'm going to tell you.
Speaker: But his ears that are listening to this New Orleans is on my on my list of places. I want to go because I'm a big I'm a big history nerd and I'm big into the paranormal and I and I like the It's called the blue line tour when you go take that to a nut now if you're a history buff Take that tour that total answer you so many questions. I know why it's haunted down there now. Oh, yeah Oh
Speaker: I know why it's all like, I'm not the smartest guy in the world. I'm not a very book smart guy or anything like that, but I love reading about the paranormal. So like, uh, we didn't get, we didn't get a chance to go, but, um, I bought my sister's cabin. There's a cemetery. Yes. She's like, Oh, we got to take you guys ghost hunting. We got to go to the cemetery. And I said, where are the witches buried? And she's like, how do you know about that? I was like, trust me. I know damn near. I probably know every haunted legend in Ohio.
Speaker: Really? On my list of places I want to go and things of, you know, like I want to go to all these places. You see the guy on 2Tech that's bringing all the legends about Alabama? Yeah, he digg up some stuff. He digg up some stuff. There's a guy on YouTube that does... Okay, you sound like Jeff. Exactly. Well, these are the wormholes I fall into on YouTube and whatnot, and TikTok included. But there's a guy on YouTube.
Speaker: He does like, uh, ghost store haunted locations in urban legends. Uh, basically what are you doing? Like all 50 States and he spends X amount of time on each state, but I've read a ton of books and, and stuff like that. And that was one of the things that drew me to Charleston because Charleston is like one of the, one of the most haunted cities in the country or in the world or yeah, in the country.
Speaker: And it's like, it's like in like the top 25 in the world or something like that. Yes. Um, but I love that shit. And that's why one of the reasons I want to go to New Orleans for that, but I also love history. Um, of course, American history. I don't care about world history. I mean, I do care about world history to a certain degree, but I love the, I love American history and the 1800s, um, mid to mid 1800s to early 1900s is like my favorite time period in American history.
Speaker: So there are places like New Orleans, Charleston, Savannah. New Orleans has a lot of history. I dare say it was burying people that weren't dead. And that was all I needed to know is why I was haunted. I got respect from down there. Well, there's a lot of places that we're doing that because of some of the diseases. They didn't know. Fully understand, yes. Yeah, they didn't know. And that's why they haven't, they actually, and I think there's a couple of cemeteries in Charleston.
Speaker: that still would bury somebody. They had a bell that they would run a line down into the coffin underground. See, they were still alive and that they could ring it. And you know, because there was, there's been cases where they exhumed bodies or, you know, in places like Louisiana and Charleston and down south and probably other places, your family, you would buy an area, but they would bury you on top of each other. Jesus.
Speaker: So, you know, they would open up a grave and see like claw marks and, you know, stuff like that, where people weren't dead. So they could be more than dead. Exactly. That's that's terrible. No, they didn't know. I mean, they didn't have the knowledge or the understanding of some of these diseases. And they would buy all into the pool. Yeah, you know, buy it. Yeah, exactly. They would be dead. But then they would not be dead. And they're already buried and
Speaker: and stuff like that. I had several customers in Charleston. And, um, back then they used to do funerals and stuff in the house. They had a room when they built the house that was dedicated to funerals. And I had one of my customers. I love that lady. I love this woman to death. She was amazing. She was an older, older lady. She was the sweetest woman in the world. And every time I went there, I never treated her house. Cause she never had any issues. She just needed, she just needed a friend.
Speaker: And I would spend 45 minutes for an hour. We drink coffee and she'd tell me stories about her family and show me pictures because her family built that house. They were original Charlestonians. Did you ever run into any of the Geechee Gullah sites while you were doing that? Yeah, a lot of Geechee people that I actually did service for. Did they ever tell you the real story behind Memorial Day?
Speaker: Not that I'm aware of, but, but, uh, now this lady, one of our conversations that we had one time, we were sitting in her, uh, what is now her study. And that when the house was originally, you got a ghost in your house. I'm making a problem. I had some tea, but it started popping on the song and the bottom of the pot isn't wet. So I'm getting ready.
Speaker: Jason's gonna be staring at the TV one day with his hands on there.
Speaker: So I was watching school days with him. And if you ever watch school days and never did a step show, I was over there doing what Jason started doing when I said, oh, you can't say these words. You can't say these words. He said, yeah, back. Oh, we'll kick. Yo, Kim, I said, hey, hey, hold on. Hey, hey, hey, what we break, what we break? Now that I was doing, I was over there talking to that lady one day. We were drinking a cup of coffee. We were sitting in her study. What was now her study? Library, whatever you want to call it.
Speaker: She was telling me that when the house was originally built, that was the funeral room. So they would have the body. They see a story. The funeral was in the house. Yes. Yes. And then everybody would come and do it. And she's in the interview showing me pictures. And I'm like, this is crazy. This is, how many dead bodies have you had in your house? This is what I want to hear. But one, one, one customer I had down there, um,
Speaker: Again, their family original original Charlestonians, they built the house. The lady who still cleaned their house and stuff like that. She lived in back in the day, you know, it is what it is. I'm not going to sugarcoat it. But back in the day, it was it was it was a servant's quarter. But it was a whole nother house. It was not like
Speaker: It was not like any other servants or servants quarters or slaves quarters that you would see in other places. And when the woman who owned the house, or I'm sorry, the man who owned the house, his family, when they built the house, the lady who still like cleaned and stuff like that, her family were their original servants. But as she said, per her history, she said they never treated them like other slaves were treated. They were always treated like the family. There are stories of that, right, right, right.
Speaker: which is why they built the house on the back of the property, the servants quarters or slaves quarters was not just a rundown piece of shit. Check. It was an actual decent house. It was a nice three bedroom little like townhouse type deal. And, and 200 years later, she's still working for her. Like every generation through has stayed with that family and they take care of them. And she's like, they paid me. Great. I don't have any bills. This is my, I raised my kids in this house.
Speaker: And, and, uh, no issues, no concerns. She's like, they never did my family dirty. You know, this has been passed down from her family. You can't beat that if somebody treats you right. That's different. That's not even necessarily. And that's what she said. She's like my daughter. When, when I, when I finally get done and I retire, she'll take her for me. And it's like, wow. Wow. Wow. No, but it's cool to hear that side of it.
Speaker: as opposed to the negatives. There wasn't, it wasn't always all bad. I mean, there was some, some, I'll say a little, I won't say a lot, but I'll say a little good, you know, and people back then not everybody felt the same way that others did agree to hear stories like that. It was just blows your mind. It's like for 200 years, you guys are however long it's been you, your family has been connected with this family and you guys have worked for them all this time, generationally passed down to down to
Speaker: And, and then she said, well, when, when he passes on and his kids take whichever one of his kids take over the house, my daughter will take over my role when I retire or when I stopped doing what I do and et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. So on. So the respect was passed on. It wasn't necessarily the labor as much as there was respect with it. It was a respect. I mean, they weren't treated like they were treated as if they were a part of the family, but they were, they were paid. And she's like, and that was the crazy thing about like her, her, um,
Speaker: you know, great, great, great, great grandfather and grandmother, whatever. They were never treated like slaves. They were paid employees, but they were treated like family. So they were more like mixed servants. But when they were taken care of and they were, you know, she said, you know, she would show me pictures and letters and stuff like that. And they were protected. Like that family took care of her family as if they were her own. Well, that's good. They were their own. And that was possible. That was happening. This is the truth.
Speaker: This is the truth, it was happening. But I've also heard - The question becomes, when they actually wanted their freedom, would they be able to get it? If they would have asked for it. Yeah, well - Yeah. Well, yeah, I think so. I mean, because that was the thing that she was talking to her and stuff like that. It was never like they own them. They - I'm sure they had to - They work for us, but we don't own them, yes. Yeah, they had to make it look like that for the time and everything like that.
Speaker: But even from talking to her and having conversations, it was like, yeah, they never treated us like they owned us. And that's why I'm still here today because of how fantastic the family has and still does treat us. But then you've also, I've also had conversations and talked to people and you heard the complete opposite end of the spectrum, the other side, the bad side. And you hear the things that were done and everything like that.
Speaker: And down in Charleston, uh, a lot of the, uh, majority of the slaves in Charleston were actually, uh, Asian because Charleston had a perfect, um, Oh, what is the word geographically and, um, they're like ground and location and stuff like that. Yes. They were known for, uh, rice fields, rice, uh, rice paddy fields and like indigo.
Speaker: because you could grow up real good down in Charleston. So a lot of the slaves down in Charleston were actually Asian, not African -American. Never knew that. I didn't know that either until I moved down there. I was like, interesting. Well, the rice was plentiful on the coastal area. That makes sense. Yeah. So it was like, whoa, OK, that's interesting. That's kind of something
Speaker: throws off a, they're not saying that they weren't there, but I mean, it's like, I made my tea, I'll be right back. That's one of those, that's one of those things that I, that I really enjoy. I like the history of things, um, good, bad and different or anything like that. It's cool to me because yeah, that's where I like to learn things about. Um, I'm not going to be a philosopher or a mathematician or an engineer or anything anytime soon, but I like the history stuff because it's not,
Speaker: Yeah, it's not all as bad as, uh, it's not all bad. I won't say as bad, but it's not all bad. Like some, like a lot of what we're taught and a lot of what people are wanting to say about the history of American history and stuff like that. Push you get to learn to hope. I mean, just people that have been there and it's been passed down from generation. That's one of the reasons I want to go to like Louisiana, um, and different, different areas. Um,
Speaker: you know, you've been like up in the north, northeast coast, Massachusetts, I would love to get up to Salem. I think that'd be super cool to get up there and talk to people from Salem that had been there and, you know, since their original family was in Salem, just to talk about the history and the witch trials and stuff like that. The witch trials would be an interesting story. Yeah, if you ever covered them.
Speaker: That's all my bucket list when I hit the lottery. I'm just going to travel to all these crazy historical places or go down to places like like tombstone, Arizona, you know, I always said if I can, if I had a time machine or somebody, if I had a time machine and I could use it, I wouldn't, I want to go back to the old West, the wild West. No, we'd be dead. No, I wouldn't be. You do, you do, you do realize that we would be fucking giants in the old West. Yeah, but they shoot us.
Speaker: We got to shoot them first. We just got there. We ain't got no bullets. No, we got there. We just got there. We got, we got new guns. They got, they got the OG original, uh, Winchester's and stuff. We got nine millimeters and AKs and.
Speaker: I want to call 45 and more of it. I want this. I want an old Western revolver, man. I want two of them. So I can walk around like fucking wild. It's going to be legal. Extraordinary gentlemen against us. That's what I'm saying. They shooting shit. I got grenades and rocket launchers. So I kind of look around the corner. Matilda. Calm your ass down. Back in the saloon. I'll be in there.
Speaker: I would love to have a time machine and go back to the Wild West. Man, I'll be a law dog all day. Law man, give me a badge. I'll go back with Jonah Hexes someday.
Speaker: That was a good movie. That was a good movie. That was a good damn movie. I like, I like. Another weird movie I liked. Very weird. But I liked it. Cowboys and Aliens. That was a very weird movie. I won't say I didn't like it. And I won't say that I liked it. I did like Cowboys and Aliens. It was, it was different.
Speaker: Absolutely. What's going on shadow? Bobby shadow bra bra bra. I would love to hear man turn me when we said a vocal bop is going to be that's his platform we're going to run when we're going to get it going. I don't give a damn about the glitches me and fireman rich and him been working on it. I got to get tared up there. So be the four of I think it could hold more than that.
Speaker: So I'm all trying to open the door. Like I said, we got to get our calendars right, but we're going to get vocal going. I got to do what I want to do, right? Because it only goes to Facebook and YouTube. So I don't want to get no nukes and strikes and shit, but we're going to work. Yeah, man. You know, I like having my music. I can't play my music. I need to lead. We haven't been on Facebook. I can run re -stream and stream y 'all all. I can run stream y 'all all day because Twitch is blocking music too. So we haven't been on Facebook since they smacked my PP for our Wario Day tribute.
Speaker: Yeah, that was fun. I just throw it up on Twitter and stuff. I'll throw it back on Facebook. Maybe Wednesday night I'll throw it back up on Facebook. Throw the broadcast up there when it's over. Bobby. I just throw it up there live. One and only. We got to get him up in here with us one night. Invite him. He'll come up. Well, we're almost over now. The show's almost over. Got 20 minutes.
Speaker: Bobby don't say much. He just want to go Haps .co. That's all he wanted to do. We'll get him up here on the stream one night. Like I said, we're almost, we're almost wrapped up tonight. Oh yeah. I slept real good last night. It felt all right. Man, last week, last week I didn't sleep for shit.
Speaker: Well, you will now that you had that weekend out the way. Well, Friday, it was just getting last week out of the way, but man, Friday, everything was calm, cool. Oh, your wife was on your ass? I believe it. You're not the only one that goes through it. That's why I tell it, but I got to work on you all's kindness. What I'm not going to say is, I don't want to get you all pissed off at home with your significant others. Why handle your business?
Speaker: You're still in the work, Bobby, just so you know, I'm still working on it. I got to finalize my ideas and my thoughts, then I'm going to send the invite out and adjust to everybody's schedule afterwards. But once I get my thoughts finalized, they got to get ready, because they ain't ready for us, bro. They ain't ready for us. Like I said, Friday after we got all bullshatter away, everything was calm, cool, collective, and everything like that. Friday night, we did the show.
Speaker: Yes. Talk to my lady. Yes. Got me something to eat. And I barely remember my head hitting the pillow. I was lights the fuck out cold. You know why? Because you was comfortable. That's exactly what happened. You was comfortable. Oh, absolutely. The family thing. You had a good guy at the end of time. You didn't have no stress. You're something like a baby. Oh, shit. I've been so busy. I totally forgot. I've got to message him tonight. Who?
Speaker: We have, uh, oh yeah, you haven't been here. We have two guests lined up. Right. I wanted to line one up for this Wednesday. Right. Uh, he's a friend of mine from tick tock who just published his first book. Uh, no, I'm bringing them. I just, I got so busy this weekend. I forgot to message him and see if he could do Wednesday night. And then the other one.
Speaker: Uh, it's going to be a little bit different show than what we're used to. I'm going to break. I'm going to break one of the, I'm not going to break it. I'm going to bend it. He's my, uh, pest control guy, but, uh, he, he does a, he does his own YouTube channel and podcasts and stuff like that. Um, and I like the way he thinks, and I like the way he talks, uh, about certain things, political and, and everything like that. We've had some good conversations the last couple of months.
Speaker: And, uh, he actually, he was like, I mean, he, he offered to come on the show. So our conversation that we had the last, the other day when I was talking to him, he was like, fuck man. He's like, that could have been a fucking show. I was like, I agree. I said, I said, I think my co -host would really thoroughly enjoy having you on. I'm going to still try to bring the funny from here and there, but I said, my co -host would love having you on. I understand. Hey, I'm waiting on you.
Speaker: I used to be a pest control guy. So, you know, but he's been on, he's been on a lot of big news shows, YouTube channels and stuff like that as guests and stuff like that. So he's a little bit out of our league, but he's a good dude. He's a cool guy. He's a veteran. You're a former veteran. You already know we game, so it's not even an issue. He's a veteran. Pest control live, brah. I think Desert Storm.
Speaker: He served in desert storms. So, you know, you know, I got to talk to him already. I told him, I said, just so you know, my co -host Tony, I said, he's going to get on your ass to make sure you're right with the VA and your mental health and your physical health is right. I was like, he's a very big advocate. He's like, all right, we can talk about that stuff too. So yeah, I gotta, I gotta, we gotta figure out when we're going to bring him on, but I do actually, I'm going to message my buddy as soon as we get done here and be able to ask him if he's good so we can start
Speaker: promoting that and announcing that so people know he's going to be coming on. Yeah. Once you get it up, once you get it situated, get it confirmed, all your news posted, you know, we're going to share it. So yeah, like I said, I'm, I'm shooting. Can't wait to hear the story. He's a good dude. I mean, he, he, he's right leaning conservative and everything like that, but he has a very open mind. Like I do, you know, I am Tony, you know, you guys, you know, when we talk for the politics and bullshit, you know, I'm more in the middle.
Speaker: I got to get on Brian's ass, still waiting on him. Brian is a staunch anti -Democrat. He's a staunch anti -Democrat. And I told him, I got to get on him. I'm on his ass. Stay off the guys' asses, Tony. I'm on his ass. That's my joy. Me and Brian talked the other night, too. Things are looking up for him.
Speaker: I didn't know things were looking down for him, but okay. Yeah. That's not fair. I'm scheming. No, I'm scheming. I'm scheming. I'm scheming. Yeah. Things are looking up for Brian. Things are looking up for Brian. Things are looking good. He had to regroup and reestablish some things, so he's good now. Yeah.
Speaker: The places you were making, it was like I just asked you to go into an abandoned farmhouse. Uh -oh. I see when there's shit. Yeah, Tony. I'm gonna come down there. Jodie and I are gonna come down there. I'm gonna find some history in your area and be like, Tony, we're going ghost hunting. I want a brisket sandwich. Go get a bag of brisket sandwiches.
Speaker: Tony, I found this story. You'll never believe it. You're right because I ain't going. We're going to this house. It's going to be awesome. We're going to make a new one. Not another horror movie. I'm not doing it. Shit, fuck man. Shit, fuck man. Do my check. Shit, fuck man. Tony's like, you can go. I'll sit out of the driveway. Fuck you. I'm going to be right here.
Speaker: You mind telling me what you're doing here? Yeah, they out there chasing ghosts. I got the angel warning, so y 'all might want to go in here for my ticket now, because I'm speeding. Fucking cracker in the house looking pretty good. Right. I'm going to fucking give you the Blair Witch Project and shit. You're going to fuck around and get that booty stretched by a ghost like that movie. I'm going to have me a mile away on the street. I'm going to get my ghost.
Speaker: I'm gonna check this room over here, guys. Fucking ghost girl come out. Then I'll be in a corner like this. Fuck out of here. Bring that sweet chocolate ass over here. Don't the fuck you ain't. I'm out. Goodbye. Bye, Clay. Why you be in the mix? Because you ain't hear the voice I heard. Fuck y 'all. You didn't almost get ghost raped. That's why.
Speaker: Y 'all kiss my ass with that shit. That ghost come out looking like a mochi cheese, like, huh, all right, I've done worse. You can five -minute fridge yourself all you want. All you want. I'm gonna say this out loud, my black ass ain't going in there. Y 'all look there right now. Tony, if you come in, there's three bottles of Crown Peach, I'm just letting you know. I just went alcohol -free.
Speaker: that's what this moment. I have all alcohol man, please. You know, you you haven't heard a confession from a capital to you. You see a ghost. Come into a room. You're doing Hail Mary's and full of grace to lord them with you. I'll do it. Don't serve. We gotta get it. So, whenever you're done being shy,
Speaker: Feel free to come on out. The minute Frank moved, this podcast over. Frank says hi to everybody. He's like, nope, I'm out. Tony is no longer on this podcast. And y 'all have me on the show, but fuck no, I ain't coming back. A ghost on his wall talked. No. Fuck you. Fuck Jeff. Fuck Blue. Fuck you, Frank. I'm out. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Speaker: Jody, you're cool. Fuck you. Oh, I got to get you to a haunted house. Do you like, did you like the, uh, do you like the, uh, the, do you do the, like the haunted houses, like the Halloween haunted houses that are staged and stuff like that? No.
Speaker: Oh man. I actually worked when I was in college. We did like a little charity event. So we sold for a haunted house for the kids. And I was like one of the best that was hanging upside down with a kid. And I was swinging by with a kid. When the kid tried to push me. Okay, we'll take baby steps. First, I got to get you into a haunted attraction.
Speaker: You're going to be that guy. The clown jumps out to scare you. Fucking rock his ass. I said, no. Put it to sleep. Come on, Tony. Come on. It'll be fun. We got a good one here in Columbus, too. It's like one of the top rated audit attractions. Actually, they do all year round. The haunted houses? No, there's one here in Columbus. It used to be the old prison.
Speaker: Columbus and now they do they do like Christmas. They do the the Krampus haunted house and then a Halloween. They do the big Halloween thing where I think they I think they run that house down there all year round. That's crazy. I love haunted houses man. Now haunted houses are fun until you get scared.
Speaker: That's the whole point. I don't get scared, though. My scared ass ain't going bigger. I feel like the out ball, my dumb ass. I've seen every horror movie, knowing the mankind. I've seen them, too, but they ain't gonna come by face. You see Tootsie back in the corner like this. No. You see a Mortal Kombat character? Tootsie character, too. No, you got to see that Cardi B video, where she did that coronavirus video. You see Michael and Michael Myles, and I'm pretty damn dancing. That's just hilarious. Hey.
Speaker: Uh, check out, uh, the Merkins on YouTube. I'll send you, I'll send you a link to them. It's a, it's a, it's a musical group and they're on Tik TOK too, but they, they do like, they got famous with the slash street boys. So they remade like backstreet something, but it's, it's Freddie and Jason and Michael Myers and.
Speaker: The Leatherface did a Friends in Little Places parody song. Michael Myers did a Careless Whisper, George Michael's parody. Dude, it is awesome. I'll send you a link to their YouTube page and check them out. They are fucking awesome. They're in Cleveland, too. They're right here in Ohio. They're based out of Cleveland. I would have hollered. I got friends in little places. Yeah, it is.
Speaker: Like the, the backstreet solid is, uh, I think it's like, I'll kill you that way or something like that. I don't think I'll get in trouble for it. Yeah, I'll kill you that way by the market. I will let my ass off. Here we go.
Speaker: 28 million views. Three years ago they posted this. I'm gonna get another YouTube strike. I'm trying to get it so it shows up on there. That's pathetic.
Speaker: There's ghost face killer back there, Michael Myers, leather face. Aw, couldn't get worth it. Y 'all are sick.
Speaker: This is what's wrong with the kids on the internet. The shit you grow up. You got to check them out, dude. They're freaking awesome. And then they do like all these TikTok videos where like like Freddie and Jason have beef with each other and Freddie just constantly fucks with Jason. They did. Yes. Yes. They did for Friday the 13th. They like did like a birthday celebration for Freddie or for Jason.
Speaker: and they had a cake with candles and uh they were like singing happy friday the thirteenth or something like that when they got done freddy shoved jason's face into the cake and it just it just shows freddy take off from him and jason doing the slow killer walk dude they're awesome but they have so many songs those guys kill me i love this court of view video i ain't gonna lie i gotta play this shit every
Speaker: Wait, did you see Michael Marlin dancing? There they go.
Speaker: All I gotta say about that time. Guess what? It's Corona Paris.
Speaker: That was the shit. That was the shit. Oh, yeah. I'll save that shit on TikTok too, because it popped up. Since I haven't done it yet tonight. Never the less, John. Despite the bad blood. Yeah. No fighting. Race is safe. Nothing will go wrong.
Speaker: And fuck us, do anything. I love that shit, I'm sorry. I'm the man at the end, I love that shit. This is classic. You called that shit the first time you played that, you're like, this is me. Look, here you come. That man at the end, he said, you said that's you.
Speaker: I mean, that was, that's been me. That was me and my teenager. We're gonna go in here and we're gonna handle problems. Straight up. I wasn't the leader. I wasn't the big man. And then I was like, listen, we ain't gonna handle beef. We're gonna handle beef. Well, let me close it up. Nobody get the fuck off me, man. I just want you. One person's in charge. You're so happy with your belt. I found a set where you can make your belts too. I saw how much they cost. Holy shit. Well, somebody followed me on TikTok. They do their own belts. It's a husband and wife team and they make some beautiful belts.
Speaker: And I told her our message. I don't know if it's her, him. I don't know who it is, but I told him, I said, I'd like to get a custom belt made for the podcast. And I just kind of send them like an idea of what I want the front plate to look like and all that. And then they said, do you give me a quote? Yeah, I'm the champ. I don't know if you know this. That's how I introduce myself to people now. How you doing? I'm Glick. I'm the champ. I told my sister this weekend. I said, how's it feel? Did she laugh at you? No.
Speaker: I said, how does it feel to be the sister of the champ, the goat, the greatest of all time? She's like, you know what, it feels pretty damn good. She, you know what my sister was saying to me? What the fuck? My sister loves me. My sister hates me, she hates me, she hates me.
Speaker: We got a love -hate relationship. It's the real love -hate relationship. I'm taking this bitch to the Browns Panthers game with me. I'm going to be wearing it. Look for me on TV. I'm going to take one too. When I go to the game, I'm going to wear mine. I'm going to just walk real slow with my chest out. What's your pose? In Carolina. In Carolina. With the Browns gear. With the foul.
Speaker: I mean, you can run once a year with a championship. And y 'all ain't even seen a championship game. Y 'all just started seeing the playoffs. Just strutting, like I own the place. Somebody gonna call you and just book my science in and piss you all away. Somebody gonna get a glitch stunner is what they're gonna get. Oh, hell yeah.
Speaker: I called for beers in the stairs, wherever the nose bleeds. Somebody's going to throw me a beer. You know what? You know, one drunk ass. Somebody's going to do it. Somebody's going to do it. Somebody's going to damn do it. That motherfucker, they're talking about O 'Hare. Either my nephew or Cameron, the kitchen is stunner. And I'm calling for a beer. Damn shame. Whatever you said, both my nephew and Cameron said, we're going to go buy a Baker Bayfield Panthers jersey. I said, the fuck if you are?
Speaker: So I'm going to get it. Oh, Lord have mercy on it. Yep. Nope. That being said, that being said, who is this? Wrestling has gotten real fucking cool. Oh, shit. Logan, some of these, some of these contracts. It was, I was talking about you was doing it on community service work.
Speaker: Who? Titus O 'Neill. He's doing some big shit for the kids. Oh, yeah. Titus is doing all kinds of things community -wise. He's a leader in the community. He's doing a lot of big things. I got another one. He almost killed himself that time he ran to the ring and slipped and fell. Right into the ring. Oh, he almost broke his fucking neck. Yeah, he did. No. But we are going to wrap up. We do appreciate you guys listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed that.
Speaker: What's that? We appreciate them dealing with us. Yeah. Thank you for dealing with us. We're getting back. We're getting back. We're bringing it back. We're bringing it back to nonsensical nonsense. We're just trying to put a little bit of a filter on it. We just, we just got caught up in some silly shit. We do appreciate y 'all listening and we appreciate y 'all hanging out as always. Go ahead and check us out on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, the old ticky -tocky. We are there.
Speaker: You can join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night on YouTube and Twitch. And you can also, if you don't want to join us live, that's okay. You can listen to us on Spotify. You can come hang out with us on Spotify or anywhere you listen to podcasts. Again, I said, nonsensical nonsense. Go ahead and follow. Go ahead and give us a like. And if you guys be so kind, give us a share. Help us grow. That's what we're trying to do. As we once said, we want to take over the world. I'm the brain Tony's pinky.
Speaker: You know your line. What are we going to do tonight? Click. Same thing we do. Take over the world. I got you. We also got an email if you guys want to reach out to us on the old email at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com and we do have a merch store.
Speaker: dot -com slash nonsensical nonsense podcast and what that means What do we have music wise let's go ahead and leave it with this one tonight We got a little blacktop mojo for your ear holes Go ahead and check those guys out wherever you stream music and on all social media at blacktop mojo show them some love Let them know we sent you some of the probably some of the hardest working guys in music They are always on tour doing their thing rocking out
Speaker: I can't wait to see him here in a couple of months, but, uh, go ahead and give this a little listen. It's called tail lights off their latest album.
Speaker: Our backs against the wall as you float through the room with all the things you want to make you feel at home. When I look that's all your face, it leads me to a sooner age.
Speaker: Well, please, darling, just say something I need to understand Well, tell me why it is you're leaving
Speaker: I searched the house and hoped it left something But I didn't find nothing at all I thought maybe if there's something you'd forgotten Well at least I'd have a reason to cut And as I paced around I realized
Speaker: But you're not there crying out to you, but you don't hear. Your promise should be there forever and always live without saying goodbye. Watching the tale not fade, up the street as it started.
Speaker: Who's down, bro?
Speaker: Watching the taillights wave Up the street as the sun stays low Thinking baby please don't go, go, go You don't have to be this way
Speaker: Yeah, that's how you close the show right there ladies and gentlemen blacked out. You're doing their damn thing We appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out as always. We'll see you Wednesday night with a brand new episode of nonsensical nonsense same nonsensical channel same nonsensical time Tony D What do you want to tell the people before we leave? Mother had you mother made you mother fuck you
Speaker: Yes, sir. And in the words of Jeffrey, if Jeffrey was here, he would say, Deuces! And would that be a sad goodbye motherfuckers. Hit the button. Hit the button. Fucking button.
