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Speaker: What is going on everybody? Hopefully you guys are having a good week so far. Happy Wednesday.
Speaker: I'm Glick, as always. It's a brand new show, brand new episode. Words are hard, sorry, my bad. Let me try that again, shall I? What would have not since gone on since, guys? I'm Glick. Good Lord. Oh my God, sorry about that. Words are hard, folks.
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Speaker: What is up, sir? As you see, Tony is going to be in and out of the chat. He's not, he is doing dad duties. Book Tony. Book Tony. He kicked him off. He doesn't even know yet. No. The guy, the guy gets a permanent, you know, we tell him he's a permanent member, you know, he stopped. He's like, yeah, I'm not showing up.
Speaker: I got other things to do. I got more important things to do. Don't worry. I'll be on my own broadcast at 901 tonight, though. Out here trying to save a hoe. Got my cape on. However, I did see... No, I'm only kidding, Tony. If you can make it in, come on in. If you can't, you can. I said send you the invite. Tony does have personal... On Tony's behalf, he did say the new Batman movie's pretty badass.
Speaker: Yeah, I'll find out in a couple of days. Yeah, I was thinking the same. You're not here to defend yourself, Tony. We've got to get you. Don't worry, Tony. Tonight on your own broadcast, you could talk shit. Yeah, exactly. That's usually where you go looking for the imaginary drama. We'll be your drama this week. No, I'm only kidding. Tony does have personal stuff he's taking care of. So, you know, get that taken care of. You can make it in tonight. If you can't, you can't.
Speaker: The invite's there, and if not, we'll see you Saturday. So I'm almost thinking, since Tony may not make it in tonight.
Speaker: I'm almost thinking just continuing the voting on the starting five and just extended to Saturday. I was thinking something similar. That way we're all three here when we announce the winter. Okay, well let me go ahead and since we're talking about that I'll go and announce what our pick is going to be for Saturday and it's one that we've been all talking about
Speaker: For the longest time. Favorite masturbation categories? No, we're doing that in two weeks. I have that list ready. We're going to do that guy in that movie. That's going to be tough. We're going to do the list of that guy. It's going to be a really tough list. People are going to actually have to do research because we're just giving the name of the actor.
Speaker: and and hey Sadie it's gonna be an interesting one I've held this off because it was if this is such a hard one well we're actually gonna have to do research okay so yeah so here's the thing I have an idea for the starting five I was thinking about doing pictures yes so we have to keep it at five yeah
Speaker: And I have to figure out how to do it. We didn't even talk about that. We were already thinking the same thing. Yeah, I was thinking, you know, adding pictures or... It would make it easier. It would be hard. We'll give the names on the show and then...
Speaker: When it comes to actually, you're rubbing me out, I see ya. Sorry, my screen was looking a little cloudy. You know how I am about the way this, I fuck with you guys about it, how am I gonna sit here with a giant smudge across my camera because I've been on my computer the last three days.
Speaker: Just go on for for you me and Tony will go on IMDB Screen capture their picture and we'll put I'll put their name and picture in in the starting five five to It's still gonna be difficult. We'll see what I do. Yeah, cuz uh, yeah, unfortunately Well, uh, yeah, we'll figure it out. That's that's why I was kind of holding off and I wasn't really pushing that one too much. I
Speaker: Yeah, you know, but it's one of those, it's like, it's gonna be a really good one. However, if you want, while we still figure that out, let's go ahead and change up that subject. I have the list that Tony sent me. We can do, let's do best comedy movies. Or we can do either that guy,
Speaker: Movies that can be remade today, which is still a very long list. Best comedy movies, actors, most movies, or worst horror movies, or best spaceships. I don't remember that one, but okay. I don't know that that would be the movies that can't be made today. I don't think there's that big of a list. Believe it or not, it's bigger than you think.
Speaker: and you know because I I do because you listen to a I was listening to Yeah, there there is a lot of movies that Like yeah back in the day they could still be made yeah, they still can be made you just have to change it around a little bit um, but yeah, I mean yeah, yeah, I don't I don't care whatever whatever list
Speaker: You know, I forgot to send you guys the one that I was thinking of. But before we get too far into the show though, I got a couple things. One, PSA. We realize that we are not everybody's cup of tea.
Speaker: Nobody is making you nobody is making you listen to the show or watch the show If you don't like the show or you don't like one of the people on the show, there's this little button It's called to keep scrolling banks do yourself a favor and just keep scrolling because nobody gives a fuck about your feelings or who you like or who you don't like or Anything else at the end of the day? Second of all, what was my second Oh second of all
Speaker: Got the negative out of the way now onto a positive as I've posted off Facebook and whatnot Tony's not here So we're done. I've done ran him into the ground. So now we're gonna lift him back up and elevated Shout out to you guys I was looking at some numbers and stuff on the podcast and you know, typically we don't stroke our egos in here We're all pretty humble guys, especially myself, you know, I'm the probably the most humble person on the
Speaker: I was looking at some numbers and stuff the other days and I told you guys and I made a couple posts about it but uh I know not everybody follows this on social media and this side of the other thing but uh
Speaker: I know. Shame. Shame. Dude, I'm going to parade you through the town ringing a bell screaming shame while you walk naked. Sorry. Game of Thrones reference. Yeah. Even I got that. I don't even watch that show. I'm rewatching it. But I'm watching Gotham, by the way. Nice. It's about time. But we are listening to in 16 different countries
Speaker: Which is really cool. If you have that list, you read them off and we'll give a shout out to each country.
Speaker: We're about to shout out each country. No, we can shout out to these countries and then we can rattle off the list real quick. I mean, obviously the United States, Mexico, Germany, United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, India, France, the Dominican Republic. Speaking of the Dominican Republic, we on Apple Podcast, Apple Podcast Comedy,
Speaker: genre. We are ranked 117th.
Speaker: in the Dominican Republic. That is pretty cool. To be ranked in any, I don't care how big or small the country is. Is it cooler? It's just that desperate. The fact that we still have listeners in Canada, considering how you're always wanting to fight Canada. I don't want to fight Canada. I like Canada. Canada and I have a treaty. They just, like I've said, sometimes Canada gets a little hopped up on the maple syrup and I gotta remind them. That's all I know. I have no beef with Canada.
Speaker: It's not like the beef I have with Texas. Our numbers in Texas have dropped immensely. Get it as a beautiful country, and they've got mousses in there. Mousses are, unfortunately, on my list for the moose. I ain't fucking wrong with no moose. I already said it. I'll fuck up a rabbit. No big deal. But we're also listened in Latvia, Brazil, Ireland, Kenya, Iraq, Portugal, and Bolivia.
Speaker: Can I just say, that's pretty fucking cool. We're so, we're accepted. Or stumbled upon, put it that way.
Speaker: And I'm sure some of these are just starving for entertainment in the first place. That is my only excuse for it. But it's pretty cool that we're almost doing so many countries and accepted and we try to keep politics and religion out of it. So we try to stick with the funny. I know some of us come in and drop grenades every once in a while, Christopher.
Speaker: but we try to keep it - Who's that Christopher guy? I think you fucking asshole. I'm like - I gotta feed the baby birds every once in a while. I know you and Tony. I can see you and Tony fidgeting around, so I gotta feed you. Oh, I got a story for ya. A -O -G -A -J. Holy shit. This just popped up on Facebook the other day. I walked by yesterday. Yeah, but what I was saying - I gotta read you the story, but I'm gonna wait till Tony's here.
Speaker: Yeah. Uh, just to shout out to you guys that are listening, you guys that listen to the show, you guys, that's awesome. When Jeff and I started this show, I didn't think it was going to last more than six months. I didn't think anybody was going to listen. Uh, we have over, um,
Speaker: 1500 listens on Spotify and Apple and all that stuff which is not a lot, but it's still pretty crazy so You know shout out to you guys you guys are awesome and and the listeners and and a huge. Thank you to you and Tony Jeff Well you know I do have a slight bone to pick from you and Tony well you both put heart
Speaker: Take it up, take it up with HR. I can feel compelled to do so, but I'm not gonna do it because I did comment that, you know, you guys aren't friendly, you're my brothers. Take it then, I'm there, but I'm not gonna type some mopey story on the internet. Well, we also know that you can't spell and or tell, so. Yeah, it's the other thing, it's like, do I really wanna type more? And it wasn't, and it wasn't.
Speaker: It wasn't mopey Tony's was mine wasn't I was just I was just shouting you two guys out I was giving you guys way more credit than you deserve at the end of the day, but Like you said the fact that we are on at what is this 111 I
Speaker: 111 episodes in And we haven't been like fuck you. I don't want to talk to you anymore kind of thing Because I as much as the debates don't get heated Because we all somewhat think alike That makes sense. I mean we don't but we do take it up with our HR officer. Yeah Send it to email at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com slash delete
Speaker: slash fuck your feelings.
Speaker: Just put in the subject to delete instantly don't read All right, but not exactly Sadie the fact that we've gone as we are moving up slowly. That's all my mind And to the point where my wife even gave us kudos For and you know, we all know she's not a fan because it takes time away from me spending with her but is she not a fan of the show or just not a fan of me and
Speaker: I should figure out a way to get Jodie to hate me so it's like you know fair and even I'm okay being the bad guy you know no I'm the he's my ex -wife Jake get it right yeah
Speaker: No, that's X. Yeah, the very important X there. No, but I do have a story, and I kind of wish, if Tony's listening, please comment, sir. Chris, what is your thoughts on blackface? You know, dude painted his face, white guy painted his face black to be on TV or whatever. Terrible thing, right? It wasn't just white guys that did it. I mean, it was actors in general. No, it's true.
Speaker: I, I'm, yeah, yeah, yes, it is, but I'm torn on the subject because would you, if it's done in a way that's meant to be negative or derogatory or anything like that, absolutely. But if you're just dressing up, because I've gone after people who have just dressed up as Michael Jackson, yeah, or whatever, or, you know, but it's funny because when,
Speaker: You know, they're not doing the black face. They're just painting their face brown or whatever, trying to match that character.
Speaker: Um, so I'm kind of torn on it. Yes, if it's done, if it's done derogatory or that's not even a word, but negatively or whatever like that. Absolutely. Don't fucking do it. But at the same time, if it's for a Halloween costume or something like that, you know, you're, you're, you're a white kid and you want to dress up like LeBron James and you do a brown face and then you do like a, a big black beard on your face when Brown's got his beard. I don't see anything wrong with that. And that goes both ways. I mean, I have a funny story for you. So a DJ.
Speaker: got called out by, and I actually wrote some shit down. Like an EDM or? No, he's like a, he got hired to do a 70s dance. So he was the DJ in the gym. Okay, okay. And you know, there's adults there, there's kids there, it's this whole 70s theme party over the weekend. He got called out for wearing blackface now.
Speaker: I took a picture, a screenshot, if you will, of what he looks like without the afro wig and so on. And I'm going to show you here. This just seems like it's incredibly dumb. Like he had no reason to do that. That's him normal? He's actually black. That's him normal. He's actually a black man. OK. The school board.
Speaker: Why did he do blackface, then? He didn't. He's a black man. He had all the cethro in sunglasses, and they thought he was doing blackface. Oh, shit. Clearly, he's a black male. I saw this, and I was like,
Speaker: Oh, I was pissed because Tony wasn't here, but I couldn't let it go too long. Was the school board white, the principal white? No, well, the school board didn't complain.
Speaker: Okay, who can play? Apparently like the local, you know, some local Karens were like, I can't believe he was blackface. And they're like, what are you talking about? I don't know what's going on. You know, I usually stay away from an OG. I laugh so hard. So dumb.
Speaker: I was like, really? Because I read that and I was like, oh my God, what asshole goes out and DJ's a 70s party dressed in blackface? And then I saw this picture and I went, oh, got it. So my point is the whole cancel culture thing,
Speaker: They're running out of shit to complain about. Why are people so fucking stupid these days? Why are people so dumb? This guy posted on his Instagram, he brought rollerskates, 70s style rollerskates, four wheels, side by side, old school bell bottoms, and he had a gold shirt on, and an afro, and sunglasses, and while he's DJing,
Speaker: You know, he'd get out while the song's going on and he'd make a lap while roller skating and put it up on his Instagram, jamming out. And that's where people started complaining that he was in blackface. But if you see the video, you're like, there's no, how could you mistake this guy? Anything but what he is. It's not even a racial thing at this point. It's a stupidity thing. The level of stupidity. And everybody wants to make something out of nothing.
Speaker: Yeah, I think it came down to the fact that this local group didn't get enough love on something, so we're going to call out the next thing we see. There's a black guy! Oh, he said blackface. And God forbid anybody have fucking fun. Apparently, over the last few years, roller skating has been making a huge comeback.
Speaker: That's what I heard. John just said his white butt. Which is kinda cool. I can't. I don't remember the last time I was on roller skates or roller blades. I don't think I'm rushing out to jump on any time soon. Oh no, here's the thing. I had the bright idea about three years ago.
Speaker: to go out and buy rollerblades. I was like, you know, fuck, I used to love to rollerblade. So I went out and I bought me some rollerblades and within 25 minutes putting on instantly regretted it because I realized that I'm not 20.
Speaker: And I'm a heavy smoker. I was going to say, age has nothing to do with it. No, your body, I did that TikTok. My body's in its 20s. My mind is going, are you dead yet? And my body's going, dude, you need to chill out. Yeah, I was going to say, it's the shape that you're in more than anything else. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: But in my pen, I'm like, I could still do that. You see, you watch the X Games or something like, I used to do shit like that. Maybe not that big, but I used to do shit like that. Then you go to show off for your kids and break your fucking neck. Yeah. On the decline of roller skating rinks or... I don't ever really look at them. Who owns what? I'm a big supporter of local businesses.
Speaker: Um, I always have been, it was one of those things like when I lived in Charleston, um, Charleston was an area that was huge on local businesses. So I never really cared. I never really cared who owned it or anything like that. If they had cool stuff.
Speaker: They're still roller derby there's one here in Cleveland because they they tried They tried to see the Guardians because it's like Cleveland Guardian roller derby team and they they tried to sue a Major League Baseball team because they stole their name But
Speaker: The problem I had with the roller skating rink that was in Mansfield, it was a sketchy area. It became a sketchy area. Most roller skating rinks, let's be honest. That's the problem with them. They become a spot for ill -intentioned persons to hang out at. You know, like the one here in town, it used to be kind of shady over there in that area where it's at now.
Speaker: Whose fault whose is? I think they did. I think they did write them a check just to tell them, just so they would shut up and go away. I think they did too. They're like, here, we're buying the name from you guys. Calm down. Yeah, I think they got it. They're like, we're going to buy your equipment for the next 40 years. Because how much the world takes cost. Yeah. But.
Speaker: i saw that i saw that night the the dj blackface thing and i was like oh my god that's hilarious but uh there's 20 minute video laughing my ass off that's just that's just i i again it's
Speaker: At this point, and I'm with OG, you know, I don't care about, I mean, obviously the discussion should be had, you know, as far as racial tension and stuff like that, but it doesn't have to be had all the time and it certainly doesn't have to be had here, but at this point, it's not even a racial thing, it's a stupidity level. Like, every group is trying to outstupid the next group. You're like, oh yeah, that was pretty stupid, here, hold my,
Speaker: Chai, mocha, latte, kale, kombucha, and watch how stupid I can be. Watch what I love more stupid. One of the funny things that I watch on Facebook, I have Facebook in the background so I can listen to the news or whatever, because I just kind of play the video in the background and I can easily get out of it if a phone call comes in, is this one girl, she just comments on Karen videos.
Speaker: And wow, they're so funny. If you ever want to feel better about your day, watch them Karen combination videos. Speaking of today, shout out to all of our stoner friends. Happy 420 day. Hopefully y 'all got your, uh, got your smoke on your, your edible or whatever it is you do. You know, whatever it is you do.
Speaker: I can agree with that to a certain degree. Coachy poo. But yeah, happy 420 day to all of our stoner friends. Hopefully you guys have enjoyed your day. Glad that you could take a negative and turn it into a mildly positive day. For those of you who know your history, one of the most evil men in history was born today. But
Speaker: I know my girlfriend is currently working at an event. I told her, I was like, stoners crack me up. I don't smoke. I've never been one to smoke. It's not my thing. Um, but they're some of the chillest, coolest people in the world and they're, and they're overly friendly. So she's a sight seems to be having fun working that, that, that thing. But, uh,
Speaker: I don't know, man. People are just, like I said, they're on a whole nother level of stupidity these days. And they look for something to, something so dumb to try to victimize or be a victim or some shit like that.
Speaker: Unfortunately, it's not. But it's real all the way around. It's not just one person or one group of people that are racist. It's all people, unfortunately. And it's not going anywhere at the end of the day. Not unless we can get some kind of mind altering device that we can
Speaker: play through your TikToks and your YouTubes and shit like that. So, you know, it's sadly, it's not going anywhere. But like I said, it's across the board. Everybody's guilty. Not everybody's guilty of it, but every race is guilty of it because. Jay, go back and read some of your comments. And that's why you're not allowed in here. This is the actual podcast.
Speaker: I think asshole and racist are kind of the same thing. You know, you have racist assholes, then you just have assholes. And so yes, the assholes do far outnumber the, if you look at it that way. But yeah, unfortunately it's not going anywhere. The other thing we can do is try to be better people. Yeah, you know, we can try to be better people and we can try to treat people better and we can teach our kids. Maybe one day it'll get better, but
Speaker: Not anytime in the near future, sadly. I hate everybody equally. Yeah, somebody is definitely celebrating it. I don't like stupid people. That's the only group of people I don't like, OG. I'll tell you that right off the bat. I do not like fucking stupid people at all.
Speaker: I think that you should have to pass a psychological evaluation and a academic test before you're allowed to breed, so we can stop breeding stupid people. But that's just my personal opinion.
Speaker: But I've always looked at it this way. If you treat people right and you treat everybody the same way, I mean, I can fuck around and I can joke and I can hang out with anybody. There's never really been one group of people that I've never wanted to not hang out with. And that's, I can blend into any situation. I don't know what's going on with Jeff. Apparently he's sticking his Peter in a light socket again.
Speaker: But yeah, I mean, I did it as all we can do is try to treat everybody right and teach our kids. Top mine, you know, not to judge a book by its cover, so to say. Cracker brewski. I am not drinking any today. I've had a very long day. It's been a day. Exactly. Treat others as you want to be treated 100%. That doesn't mean that they're always going to treat you that way back, but at least
Speaker: Well, that token don't killing anybody, but unless they deserve it, pedophiles, you know, rapists, stuff like that. My hair is just always usually under a hat. I had to, it was something else today though.
Speaker: 1992 vanilla ice was calling on his hair back earlier today. My hair was just sticking straight up and poof. My beard was like I said, it's, it's, it's been a day. Um, so now I know there are some parents out there whose kids are in their forties and they're looking at if it's too late for it to have an abortion.
Speaker: after they read or see some of the things that their kids say or do on the internet. But that's why I said sterilization. And then you have to pass the psychological and a academic test before you can reproduce. Procreate, I think that's the word. I don't use big fancy words because I'm not the smartest guy in the world. So.
Speaker: But we do have, coming up in the shoe, this guy over here, got both of these, man, I say something nice about both these jackasses this week, and then the very next day, one doesn't show up and the other one, I don't know what the hell he's doing. He's probably working. But... Oh, I am, I mean,
Speaker: Guess you can keep big government big farm out of it and we can just do it ourselves That's highly illegal. But I mean if you want to sterilize your kids when they're poor Don't take any political advice for me all my political advice is just crazy nonsense that could never happen otherwise we'd be living in places like Russia or
Speaker: iraq or whatever where they china where they dictate everything you do and say so whatever you do do not take political advice from me don't take much of any advice from me unless it comes down to like music movies beer you know sports that's where you can take advice from me from
Speaker: I have no idea why there's no, I didn't know that I didn't. Is Walmart worldwide? That's kind of a dumb question, but that's a honest question, I don't know. Oh my God.
Speaker: See, you see what happens. You see what happens when we're left, when I'm left to the devices of the chatters box because my co -host don't, don't show up to the show or they leave during the show. This is time for break it. It's fucked up coach.
Speaker: I don't get into riffs with anybody on here. It's silly to get into riffs with people on here. That's why I said to get to the show. If you don't like one of us on the show, you don't like what we talk about. You don't like us as a collective. Nobody's making you stay here. Nobody's making you listen. Nobody's making you watch. So I don't have time for the drama. I was watching Toni's broadcast yesterday. It looked like there was all kinds of stupid drama in there.
Speaker: Somebody started popping off wanting to make stupid little side comments at me or about me and I just left. I'm like, you know, you're not even fucking worth it. Just cause you're jealous. Cack weasel. Challenge handicap? I did actually read that. And it was fucked up. It was funny as hell though.
Speaker: Then he got Jay over here. It's amazing how you can go onto your Instagram live and act like you have decency and act like a normal human being, but then as soon as you come into the comments in somebody's life, you're a fucking monster. It's because he fuels the drama bus, man. I tell him that all the time. Stop it, leave it alone. You don't gotta get involved in everybody's shit.
Speaker: Just stop. It really is. I had the one in the comments section as well. It's like, dude, stop, man. You're fueling the drama bus. It's like everybody's in the Fortnite lobby and they're waiting on that magical school bus to take them to drama land. And Tony's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I got to fuel it up, guys. And off we go.
Speaker: I was playing that game before we started playing. Not much new going on John. I've been busting my hump on this podcast. Jeffrey and Tony if you're listening. If you two jackasses don't start sharing the podcast on Facebook on a regular basis I'm gonna kick your dicks in.
Speaker: You better have a long foot, sir. Don't worry. When I start making all the money off the podcast, because I'm the only one that does anything, I'll book a flight down there. I'll book a flight down there just to kick you in the dick. And I done told you. He really does. He does. Absolutely does. What's up?
Speaker: I was talking about Sony putting his cape on and wanting to fuel the bus for drama bill and keep all the drama on this fucking app going He was at it again yesterday. I left because some dumb bitch was in there making side comments and snide remarks She was directing at me because you do it after every comment. I said Right, and I was like, yeah, I'm just gonna leave Yeah, you apparently that's all I do need to do John. I
Speaker: No, 90 % of the time, I don't really have any negative comments that come my way, but if I do, I just ignore it. One person's opinion doesn't matter. No, that's why I just left. I was so busy doing... I was doing shit with this behind the scenes stuff yesterday, and then I was doing the same thing again today. I have such a headache.
Speaker: I woke up this morning with a massive headache Just from staring at the computer screen and shit like that the last couple days Welcome to my world Today when we're done tonight, I will be let's see no today I'll be staring at the same computer screen for what I
Speaker: 13 hours. Again. I did 13 hours on Monday. You'll be all right. 14 hours on Monday? Something like that? You'll be all right. But you know, you get used to it. But yeah, it's the tedious shit.
Speaker: That that that hurts your eyes and gives you the headache and you know like watching a video or even doing the podcast doesn't bother me as much Because I could literally you know, if my my head starts hurt. I just come look around. Oh I think we're gonna talk. I think we're talking about a brand of foreskin's Jay Jesus Christ
Speaker: Is there another brand? I don't know because he said something about wanting this foreskin back and then maybe I should start a brand. Yes, Jay, you are. I was going to say, isn't there like monkey weed or monkey something? A couple different ones.
Speaker: I mean, I'm not really familiar or well versed in that world. I'm not either. Not either. But like, I know there's like, wheat is kind of like porn. There's every kind of version you can get. Ask whatever seeds can speak. What's this? It's just names for what it's called and stuff like that. I mean, I don't know, really understand. Like I said, I'm not going to dive into that world. I don't know anything about it. Well, you know, it's, it's potency levels.
Speaker: as well. You know I mean it's like you got your dirt shit weed that looks like you wouldn't pick up grass clippings. Then you got stuff that will literally make you start a wall for 12 hours. You know both ends of that spectrum. And I've stated multiple times I can't do it. And it comes down to I don't like not being able to control my faculties.
Speaker: It makes me freak out. Oh my god, Jesus. Monkey Paul. There you go. There you go. There's the breakdown of Monkey Paul week, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you, O .G. I'll say this all the time. It's from Michigan. You got Afghanese indica, a little Columbia gold sativa, zakapaka gold.
Speaker: Citrus, fruit, scum, blueberry, sweet, pain, oh pain, relaxing. All right, there we go.
Speaker: There you go. I don't know if you saw the TikTok the other day of the guy. He goes, what were you going to do if I break into your house and I eat up all your M &Ms? Dude, Stitchy was like, dude, those aren't M &Ms. They were edibles. I'm going to sit back and watch you relax.
Speaker: You know some of these some of these stick dot trends kill me because Especially like the new one the new trend the girl that keeps backs up into the post Oh, yeah, Matt our cat did a video to it. Oh my god. I lost it
Speaker: Good to have you. I know, right? I figure in our chatter's box, we got experts on a little bit of everything most times. That whole trend on TikTok, what are you going to do if I break into your house? What the hell do you think is going to happen? I'm going to shoot you. Simple question, simple answer. What do you think is going to happen? I mean, people have had fun with it and stuff like that. No, exactly. There's these two goofy looking kids, very feminine looking gentlemen.
Speaker: Oh, I've seen that one. And they're like, at first it's like, what would you do? They're standing there with their shirts on. They're like three inches from each other. Yeah, and then they take their shirts off, and then it transitions with their shirts off. They're like, if we broke into your house. And they're like this close to each other, face to face, and it's like.
Speaker: Are you gonna make out or steal my shit? Like, you don't have to break into my house just to make out with each other. It's 2022, you can literally go to the park and make out with each other. My favorite is the little guy that's like, he's like, what are you gonna do if I'm breaking your car? And somebody's like. Well, they put the baby, they put the baby gate up. What are you gonna do if I break it in your house and it kind of drops a baby gate?
Speaker: Well, Ohio effective June 12th.
Speaker: We are now no longer going to be permitted to conceal carry. Basically, we've become the wild west. And the second part of that law is the standard ground. So we're going to have both of that here in Ohio, effective June 12. I can't wait, because I'm walking around like, I'm walking around. We already have open carry in Ohio, but I can't conceal carry. So I mean, I carry most times when I'm out and about. It's just a pain in the ass, because when I get in my car,
Speaker: My gun has to go in my glove box and the magazine has to, I said it right, hopefully. So the gun weirdos don't get their panties in a bunch. Yeah, which is what I do with it. I put it in the center, but I mean, which is completely ineffective if something happens.
Speaker: Hold on bad guys, I need some air. I gotta reach over here. I mean fortunately my car's small enough that I can literally reach over to it. That's the bathroom door for me. Yeah, pretty much. No, Texas has been doing it for years. Nothing could possibly go wrong with it other than the fact that I'm gonna be walking around every day like Wyatt fucking Herb.
Speaker: Yeah, we're over carry, but they're doing away. You don't have to have the permits in Ohio anymore So you can conceal carry at any time without a permits and it's on planes trains and buses Hello, Jay are no longer in effect. Yeah, they're supposed to be lifting them. So But yeah No, you don't live in the States well, I also don't go anywhere I
Speaker: I go to the store once a week. You also live in a third world country, but there's that. But yeah, I'm actually kind of excited about that because I went and got my gun with the intentions of getting my CWP other than COVID hit. So I wasn't able to.
Speaker: Right. I couldn't do it. Even now, they're so booked up. Well, they were. Now with this new law, everybody's like, I don't need to. I'm not paying for this. I'll wait another month or two. What's another month? I don't go to Starbucks. Who goes to Starbucks? You know what? I'm not spending $500 on a cup of coffee that I can get. I'm sure, yeah. Why does this guy need a gun? He don't need a gun. Look at him.
Speaker: It's probably a good thing I don't have one. But no, yeah, so I'll be able to open or conceal carry whatever I want. No permit needed. I'll be able to have it in my car. Chicken in every pot and swinging doors on every saloon. Hell yeah! I don't like chicken. That's the way to do. Dude, you guys' gun laws are stupid in New York, especially as high as the crime rate is.
Speaker: New York's just dumb in general. Yeah, you guys are really doing something right over there with your gun laws and all that. How's that working out for you? That guy still have guns. Hmm. Not to get political, but that's what cracks me up about people that are anti -gun.
Speaker: We should take away the guns. Why? So only the criminals have them? No, because there's an anti -gun law. They're criminals, asshole. Yes. Yes, Steve. The law -abiding criminals will not have guns. They're like, oh, yeah, sorry. I can't carry my gun. Oh, darn. Yeah, Ohio's the same way. A lot of people carry in Ohio. But it's going to be a lot more now. I remember getting in trouble for carrying a gun to high school.
Speaker: mainly because i was going hunting and i left i forgot it was the back one of my truck we all had guns in the back of our trucks i think during during well during deer season we weren't allowed to keep it in our truck and we were you know because of school property we can some of us some of us forgot so at the end you know it the
Speaker: some teacher would walk around the school going, Hey, Jeff, come here. Yeah, we can. Your guns and your truck. Oh shit. I forgot. And they just asked you, can you bring it to the office real quick? Yeah. Okay. So you walked through the school carrying a gun and drop it off of the office, named it up at the end of the day. I'm like, guys, guys always had their guns in the truck. The only, the only rules that they had at the school was it had to be unloaded. It could be on the gun rack in the back of your truck, but it had to be unloaded.
Speaker: Well, that was the rule in general for, for on the road is like, it couldn't be loaded. Well, we both, we, we both grew up in the country, so. Yeah, exactly. All right. Yeah. Uh, Chris, do you remember first day of deer season? How many people actually went to school? No, it was a holiday. We actually, school was actually closed the first day. Exactly. First day of deer season, they closed the school because nobody would fucking show up. Yeah. Obviously you can have exotic animals in Florida that cat ladies down there.
Speaker: And yes, you can have them in Ohio too because we had a guy actually not too far from here Few several years back who had tigers and bears and lions Oh my And he had like a little zoo about a half hour from me maybe less and he died Well, his animals ate him and then they proceeded to wander around Zanesville. Yeah, I
Speaker: So they add to the Sheriff's County Sheriff's and shit like that. They had to put all the animals down, unfortunately. Yeah? Well. Yeah. I mean, when you go into federal buildings and bars, any establishment that serves alcohol, stuff like that. You have to leave your gun in the car. You have to leave your gun in the car. That's just a federal law. I mean, you can't. Which just cracks me out, because it's like, how hard is it for me to go in my car?
Speaker: Yeah, but if an active shooter runs into the, if you're at the post office and somebody runs in and starts shooting up the place, you're gonna be like, again, and you're gonna be like, timeout! Mr. Mad Guy, stop shooting! At least don't shoot at me! I gotta go to my car! I'll be right back! What's going on, Goh? And this cat looks like it could possibly eat him. That fucking cat is huge. It looks like a fucking bobcat.
Speaker: i uh... i watched a couple of guys on you know they're actually they they live out in the middle of nowhere and they have a a mouse problem and they were talking about getting a bobcat i was like nice that'd be awesome they live on a mountain they built this house on a mountain and they have it's not just mice they have like snakes and they have uh... like giant fucking uh...
Speaker: Not raccoons, I forget what they call them. Look, I'm all for it. If you want to have a tiger, if you want to have a lion, you want to have a 20 -foot boa constrictor, that's fine. If it eats your baby, I don't care. If it eats your arm off, I don't care. Take care of it and keep the son of a bitch locked up because if I'm walking down the street and I'm face -to -face with a fucking tiger, I'm shooting it. I'm gonna shoot it.
Speaker: If I'm face to face with a bear, I'm probably going to be just breaks off. And then that's on you because then I can tell Jeff and Tony that I thought about it. Well, as long as it's a black bear, as long as it's a black bear. Yeah. Because some of the, well, the crazy thing is, is some of them bears, you can shoot them and they just keep coming. Oh yeah. It's always a black bear. That's really bear. I want to fight. I don't want to fight a grizzly bear. They're too big in me and I don't want to fight a polar bear because they're too big in me. I'll fight a panda. I'll fight a koala bear too. I'll put that on notice. Australia, when I come down there and beat the shit out of a kangaroo,
Speaker: mmm jackass he's in australia and they're like oh we got a qualiber he's like oh cool i want to see and they hand him a a pocket full you know put in his jean jacket pocket full of eucalyptus leaves and they say whatever you do don't stop feeding it and he's like what he's like just continue to feed it
Speaker: I'll slap the shit out of a koala as well.
Speaker: So he takes his pictures with it, and he's continually feeding this eucalyptus leaf. And he gets down and he's like, why do I keep feeding it? Because if you don't, it'll attack you. And I was like, what the fuck? If you run up, he's like, I don't have like 30. This thing was going through him like Skittles. My problem is, why are bears made so damn cute and cuddly if they're so damn dangerous?
Speaker: Well, that's the manufacturer problem. Take it up with the manufacturer. Hey, buddy. Hey, man. You made these pandas, Bear. Look how adorable they are. I want to cuddle with it. The sub -ish tried to eat my face off. Well, I've seen the commercial where you could drink Coke with a polar bear. I'm not a big Coke fan. Speaking of polar bears. I was going to go have a Coke and I lost my arm. Speaking of polar bears, you know their fur is technically clear.
Speaker: Which kind of blew my mind because I was like, so you tell me if they walk into the woods they'll become brown bears? Or green? I think it's more of an absorbent thing, like it absorbs the color of the snow. I think it was before steve -o but...
Speaker: That's some wild videos and some wild pictures if you look up like videos of polar bears eaten or pictures of just after they've eaten Like seals will bury themselves in the snow
Speaker: like muskrats or whatever, whatever they eat up there. Yeah, it's muskrats. And they bury themselves in the snow. Shut up, Jay. And the polar bears will walk around and see the little hole. Your mom has. And then pounce on the breathing hole. And then all of a sudden it shoots out pink and they're like, got one. I know, they are very aggressive creatures. Yeah.
Speaker: People wonder why I keep my little happy ass in the house. I think you're safe. I don't think there's any polar bears in Mexico. I don't know if they vacation down the Cancun or not. That's true. My wife went to Columbia on one of her trips and she went over to where Escobar's house was.
Speaker: It's abandoned now and everything. It's like a tourist trap where you go by on a boat. But apparently in that area, when Escobar was still alive and doing his thing, he built a zoo. And one of the things he got, he had six hippos. And when he got captured and died and all that stuff, they escaped. So now they just kind of roam around and they're multiplying.
Speaker: Yeah, but a polar bear's not gonna be able to survive in that environment. It's too hot. Not necessarily. Why do you think that people are complaining about the fucking global warming and stuff and they're talking about polar bears because they can't survive in the warm climates. Hippo's arming is hell.
Speaker: Supposedly, I don't know. Oh yeah, hippos are fucked up, man. But the funniest thing is when a hippo shits, it spins its tail around and shoots its shit everywhere. It cracks me up. I don't even want to know why you know that. As I saw it at a zoo. A zoo in Mexico City had hippos, and this hippo sat and took his shit. And our tail was only about like four inches long and it just barely covers their ass. And as he's shitting, he's spinning his tail around. Something makes me think, um,
Speaker: If we were to look into your YouTube browser history, that would be on there. Multiple times. Actually, I don't watch a whole lot of animal shit.
Speaker: Especially rude I you know what's rude or that? What's rude or that the spinning shit toss or monkeys who take shits and then throw their shit at you? Yeah No, one of the things I've been that fascinates me on YouTube. I love a beer restoration old thing restorations like that they find like a candy press from like
Speaker: 1920 and it looks like shit and then they completely redo it. So it looks brand new Yeah, and there's no there's no talking. It's just music. Yeah working on it. Oh Yeah, it does that and I watch a lot of There's a couple guys they do what they called Like
Speaker: I forget what it's called. Like the build miniatures. Like, damn it, what's it called? No, they're not bobbleheads, they're, it's like a scene.
Speaker: and they'll have like a model car that they made look like a diorama diorama thank you that's what they're called and there's a guy in germany that does them and he's extremely good he'll make something look like it's been sitting for 40 years but he just built it from brand new plastic and it'll be like this zombie apocalypse oh yeah i think i've seen some of that
Speaker: And he's really good. He 3D prints his own little pieces to add on to it. We need nonsensical nonsense, bobbleheads. That's what we need. That would be cool. See? Another reason this is something I need to bring up with my wife. Another reason why I need a 3D printer.
Speaker: I want a 3D printer. I don't know why. Yeah, but you can't ship bobbleheads to the state because one bobblehead would cost you $30 ,000 for myself. Yeah, you're gonna have to... Whoa, we got bobbleheads. Jeff's making them, but here's the thing. Each bobblehead costs $125 ,000. It's $25 ,000 for a bobblehead. No, but what we can do is you take the CAD file and sell just the CAD file so they can go to someone that 3D prints them and just plug in the file and print.
Speaker: It's like every file that you print, it's not just like, print me a bobblehead. No, you have to actually write a code. Did you sell a code? Ah. Anyways. Wow Jay, you got issues. But no, I would totally do the same.
Speaker: Tell me you wouldn't. Tell me you wouldn't. We're taking a break. Send it to you. It's time for a break. I appreciate you guys taking it out for the first hour. We'll be right back here in just a few minutes. Got a little Blacktop Mojo for you. Fucking Jake. Well, we got a little Blacktop Mojo for you. If you don't know who Blacktop Mojo is, check them out on all social media and wherever you stream music at. And if you do know who Blacktop Mojo is, tell a friend. We'll be right back.
Speaker: as I said, a little black cop mojo with where the wind blooms.
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Speaker: The aim for a path In the light in the mirror Stay away on our dreams Anywhere you want to go Anywhere the wind blows Always high and ever -long In the middle of the sunshine
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Speaker: That's a good song. We like to say they're friends of the show, but they probably don't know who we are at this point. I forget who I was telling about last night. I was saying, you know, we are technically sponsored by a show or by a band. And they're like, oh, that's cool. I'm like, yeah, I don't think they know who we are. But they gave us permission a long time ago and they haven't told us not to stop. So. Yeah. None of you guys have ever said anything offensive.
Speaker: We all have fun and joke around in here. Trust me, this is, this is one of the very few, if not the only broadcast on haps where you guys can come in here and we can act a fool. As long as you're not a racist prick, you don't, you don't, uh,
Speaker: bring your political agenda and mildly treat people with respect, that's all we ask. But before we get into, before we jump into anything, Jeff, I seen something the other day, I seen a quote the other day that really, really kinda, I don't, it hit me, it hit me pretty hard. Especially in the day and age that we live in.
Speaker: Okay, so it says I don't care about your feelings. I'm sorry. Yeah Sounds awfully familiar. Who said that? Oh, yeah, I did I think a lot of people repeating it. I can't I can't I wish I would knew who originally said it I'm sure you can Google it, but It's one of my favorite foods Yeah, right, but it says travel until no one is
Speaker: Live a true love story and tell no one. Live happily and tell no one. Because people ruin beautiful things. Bet that. That's true. And the reason that, you know, that hit so close, you know, and I said in the day and age that we live in. Hey, Tony's back. Hey, they're all perfect. This is perfect that he's here. I don't know if you heard that or not, but I'll reiterate it if you didn't. Yeah.
Speaker: Maybe I want to know who said what the hell was going on.
Speaker: Smoke another dick. What'd you say?
Speaker: What are they missing though, um
Speaker: I'm actually an hour early because I feel I'm going to be out past this point. Oh nice. Jeff was talking all kinds of crazy shit about you.
Speaker: Oh. Now for the record, earlier on the broadcast I was on, everybody was like, but they can't see the chat. As of right now, I cannot see the chat on my phone. Oh, really? Really? I cannot see anybody in the chat on my phone. Huh? Nobody said anything about that, because they've been chatting away. John's been in here. Jay's in here. I'm heading. OG. OG was in here. Sadie's been in here, so. Classic was good. Sadie was good. Oh, good.
Speaker: Jay. Jay was good. I think Kevin was in here earlier. I know it was second half. Kevin, not much.
Speaker: about 10 -15 minutes. I could be watching while I drive. Because I'll just be sitting here watching. Not much. We were just kind of rambling and bullshitting around. We were busting ear chops because you weren't here. And then I was making fun of Jeff because he had to take a phone call. So I was just left to my own devices. But I had something when we were coming back from break that I just read.
Speaker: It's kind of cool that you're here because I'd like to get get you to weigh in on it But it's a quote that I seen the other day I apologize for anybody who heard me already say it, but I'll say it again And it really it really kind of hit hit for me It says travel and tell no one live a true love story and tell no one live happily and tell no one people ruin beautiful things and
Speaker: And as I was saying and what I was saying, what I was saying with that, and I think one of the reasons that it really hit me
Speaker: It hit me so, not in a negative way, in a positive way, because the day and age that we live in, everybody's so consumed with social media and having a social media presence that they portray a fake image of who they are. I seen the other day, I was just scrolling through and somebody posted something and they're like, out here acting like a whole nother person. Yeah, you're acting, you're acting on social media.
Speaker: Or, you know, you see these people on Instagram and Facebook and you're like, wow, they have a great life. But what you don't see is the struggle and the grind that they put in behind the scenes. Or, yeah, you know, let me tell you this, what you just read, let that be a focus of anybody's relationship.
Speaker: No, exactly, and that's where I was going with it. And that's where I was gonna go with it. You know, people, a lot today, people, they base their relationships and shit off of social media likes and views and stuff like that. Now me, I'm very rarely on social media. I'm on social media for the podcast, but it's generally podcast related stuff. My personal pages, you know, I might every once in a while put something up there
Speaker: Um, I, you know, but most of my, my Facebook, most of it is either podcast related or sports related. But you got people that they put all their business out on social media. And then they want to get mad when, you know, when, when some dude slides in their girl's DM or some guy or some girl slides in there. Well, you're putting them out there like he's this great human being. But at the end of the day,
Speaker: you know, he or she turned out to be a scumbag because you're saying all these... That answer said DMs. Yeah. Or, you know, you're portraying like, oh, I'm, you know, I got, I got this, I got that, I got this, I got that. And then, then you, you meet somebody in real life and it's like, I thought you was doing all these, I thought you was doing all these big things. So, well, didn't, didn't a celebrity just recently get busted for talk about how they had a private plane internally? Turns out they rented it.
Speaker: That was years ago. That was all new. Oh, yeah. That was about while. Yeah, I remember that. That was shit. That was about while I was sitting there talking shit. Like, I got my own private plane. The parents thought I was out here renting it for, like, four hours. But, yeah, with that being said, man, you guys are listening to this. I know we're not very rarely are we ever serious. But you don't have to live your life through social media. Not everybody asks that. Who gives a damn what somebody thinks about you.
Speaker: I only post memes, the podcast shit, and on my TikTok, I try to be funny. That's it. I don't get serious on anything. But it really does affect relationships too in another way, because if you're dating somebody and they spend all their time on social media, and there's so many platforms, it's hard to trust that person.
Speaker: Well, no, but it's not only that, it's like... You broadcast a lot during the week. You broadcast a lot during the week. You know what I'm saying. It's also hard to have a relationship in the back of somebody's phone.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. If they're sitting there doing this all the time, and you're like, hey, I was asking you a fucking question. What do you want to eat? Some people are not acting face to face with nobody. That's not how you feel. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. My wife and I have a rule. If we're sitting down somewhere, it's one thing if we're on TV and we're scrolling through TikTok or scrolling through Instagram or whatever. But if we're out at a restaurant, phones get put away, period. And it's family time. No, that's not. That's one thing if you get a phone call. Yeah, I saw people on social media a lot more than when I ever started. So I don't have a problem. That knew me from before I ever started. People were on social media. They were on
Speaker: or Facebook and MySpace trying to find people and shit, I wasn't doing it. I thought it was ridiculous. I never wanted to get on social media, but I've had a false stuff, didn't you? I've had a false stuff, didn't you? You can have fun and you can enjoy social media without becoming addicted and living on it, you know what I mean? Well, I think that's the problem with social media, is it does become addictive. Okay. And I mean, I do the same thing. Because of the instant access to anything.
Speaker: Yeah. And I do the same thing. Like you said, Jeff, when Jody and I are together, I'm very rarely on my phone.
Speaker: I put podcast stuff to the side outside of doing the actual show. Cameron got mad at me. One of the last times I went down there, he was like, damn, my bad, dude, I didn't mean to bother you or anything. I'm like, bro, I told you I'm in Cincinnati all weekend. I'm not fucking talking to your goofy ass. He's like, oh, my bad, dude. He's like, my bad, dude. That's necessarily not his fault, because we don't follow every step of what you're doing. Yes, you do. All of you do. You all worship the ground I walk on.
Speaker: You have altars made to me. You have altars made. But it's like, if somebody doesn't answer you, if somebody doesn't answer your DM or somebody doesn't answer your post that you put on or like it and all that shit, you can't be mad at that person because, you know, you don't know what the fuck's going on with them. That's why, like, if, you know, my videos, I do, I do, I try to do like three TikToks a week just to kind of stay relevant.
Speaker: Because I'll see something, I'll be like, oh, I got a comment for that. But, uh...
Speaker: If it gets three views, hey, I'm happy. I don't give a fuck. I don't care if it gets views or not. I don't care how many followers I have. You cannot live a life on social media. And I was guilty of that at one point in time. I was guilty of that. I was always on social media. Back in the day, when I was doing Periscope, that's why I said when I came home, that's where my whole Sunday thing came from. I don't do anything on Sundays. Because I was always doing something with the Periscope, something on the social media, something with this, something with that. And it's just like,
Speaker: I can't do this shit. But, you know, and then, and then, you know, you know, people want to, people, you know, you put all your business on social media, but then you want to get mad at motherfuckers because then they want to chime in and say something. Mind your business. I'm sorry, you put all your business on your profile, you know, for attention. So deal with it. Speaking of that, I did see something interesting. You know, the loneliest people.
Speaker: In my opinion, this is my opinion. At the most, it's the same. I said it. No, but the loneliest people on YouTube are people that are huge. Like, you know, that MrBeast guy. I guarantee you that dude doesn't have two seconds to himself, ever. Oh, no. Because, like, everything, he puts up a video every day or so. And you got to keep up with it.
Speaker: And I just I can't I can't that's why like I tried to do YouTube channel We all know this and it was just like fuck it way too much work. I Got bigger shit. I got bigger fish to fry then worried about how many people saw my video Yeah, no, I just you know, I do the podcast stuff that's about the extent of the social media I do I'll make random posts here and there but uh, you know a lot of what I do is all podcast related so
Speaker: I mean, but I mean, you get, I seen that the other day and I was like, damn, there's a lot of people that can learn a valuable lesson from that because, you know, it ain't no joke because jealous, petty ass people like to ruin good things.
Speaker: for no reason other than the fact that they just have nothing better to do with their life than just to shit on other people's happiness.
Speaker: There's a lot of people out there drinking that haterade. And it's like, you know what? I would easily say I've watched over 10 ,000 hours of YouTube and I might have commented once.
Speaker: That is insane. That's insane, Jeff. No, since the beginning of YouTube. But you know, I put YouTube up in the background while I'm cleaning the house, and that's like three hours right there, you know? So it's like, you know, that number, that number of 10 ,000 hours, it's not like I'm sitting in front of my computer going, oh, oh, oh. But you know, my kids watch
Speaker: They don't use anything else but YouTube. And occasionally they'll watch something on Netflix or something, but 90 % of the time they're watching the people they like on YouTube. So, you know, 10 ,000 hours on YouTube ain't shit, really. Over the time that it's been on, I give you that, there's still a lot of YouTube, but you watch a lot of informative shit.
Speaker: Right. Exactly. I don't watch just random shit. I watch, you know, I'll watch car shit. I'll watch, you know, the restoration shit. You know, I've literally, uh, when, when my remote broke and I couldn't turn off, if I turned off the TV, I couldn't turn the fucker back on while I was waiting my new remote to come. I left the TV on and I'd leave YouTube play a 24 hour video of Night Sky. So you not have a power button on your fucking TV?
Speaker: Well, the power button broke on my new TV. So we had to wait three days for a new remote to come in via West Face. So we just kind of left it on. And at night, so it wasn't the right shit going on. How the fuck do you break your power button on a new TV and your remote all at the end? Now here's the thing, the TV, we bought that big ass fuck off TV and it's got one button.
Speaker: And if you push too hard on said button, it's not actually the button. It's like the control panel for the button is up in the TV. It's just a little plastic piece of flexes. And the kids broke it. I'm the fucking man. Let me let you know.
Speaker: I wish I heard what you said, but I couldn't because Jeff's kids are screaming like a bunch of wild banshees. All I heard was broadcasting sucks and you're the man or something like that. Fuck, that's the suck. I just drove home, back into the garage, pulled the garage, walked in the house with a handful of stuff in my hands, and I'm still late for the broadcast and I didn't drop a signal at all. Uh -oh, man, children in background. Yeah, I gotta go deal on it, bubber. Go ahead, we'll be right here. Well, I was gonna say, well, I mean, you know, I don't, I don't, um,
Speaker: I don't I you know, I guess area whatever when people are dropping in and out when they're broadcasting from their car You had a couple little little hiccups with nothing major nothing crazy. But um, yes Like I don't do it because I know I go through a couple dead spots on my way home from work So I'm not gonna I'm not gonna get on there and stick around with it but
Speaker: but also you have people that have no actual content that broadcast. What's going on Cam? So then you have that issue as well. It's like, you have no fucking with everybody when I put my post. What's that? That was good shit. I said biggest account for jumping on Facebook after I put the post up there.
Speaker: No, we don't start until, we start at six on Wednesdays and we end at nine on Wednesdays. Saturdays we start at eight and Mondays we start at six as well. We just finish at eight on Monday.
Speaker: I don't know why it matters. I don't know what makes the difference between a Monday and a Wednesday. I was like, hey, we're only going to do two hours because I got to get up early for work. Well, Monday, we don't have anything really scheduled. Well, plus Tony and I want to watch wrestling, so. Yeah, exactly. Now that Tony's here, Tony, I like that gate, by the way. Oh, my god. I'm going to.
Speaker: Chloroform, Jeff. It works wonders. Chloroform and duct tape. Yeah. Well, you know, they say silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. I'll be right back. What took you so long, Kevin? It's 420 day. How are you just now stoned? Should have been stoned all day, man. Get with the program.
Speaker: I wish I wish all of our stoner friends happy for 20 day at the beginning of the show All right switch over I'll bring up I'll bring you up on the other one Shit scrawl here
Speaker: It's legalized out there where you are, isn't it Kevin, or is it not legalized yet? I'm here, damn it. I've been here, damn it. Since you are here, Chris, do you want to go in and kill that extended of the starting? I have nothing ready for it because I knew Tony wasn't going to be here so I planned on extending it.
Speaker: So I mean lazy No, I didn't get lazy, but I was yes, I got lazy I was doing other shit on the podcast for the podcast today like posted Mondays episode working on sponsorship deals But for Saturday, we're doing the the one you talked about Okay
Speaker: but we're only gonna we're gonna keep it at five and uh you'll read your list off on saturday but then you need to submit a picture for each yeah you're gonna have to i was seeing i was thinking that too yeah yeah yeah we're all on the same boat yeah uh i have to figure out how to actually post it but uh well i'll add a picture for each and i'll add a picture with name underneath jay weasel was good classical was good
Speaker: John R. Moore, Kevin Betts, Coach Apu. I'll just scroll a bit through the comments, my boy. Gee. Jeff, what I would recommend, instead of using your format that you usually use, there's an app that you can download. It is, what the hell is it called?
Speaker: So I'm gonna link, I'll see if I can get a Chrome extension for it. Who wants to count? I think I saw that one video. You're not going to post the results tonight? No, well, he doesn't have them ready because he was posting new shows. Well, you said you weren't going to be here. So I focused on some other stuff today. I'll see you counting now.
Speaker: I'll get on Facebook and Twitter right now. Yeah, you know what? Chris, why don't you count them up while I ask Tony about that. How about you not bring that back up again? How about we not bring that back up? I would love to hear Tony's opinion. You can get Tony's opinion off the show. We already brought it up. Check your Facebook chat.
Speaker: I said they sent you the video. There's the if you if you download that app and you take screenshots off of your and I would recommend using your phone of these people. Yeah, you can put them into a into a layout form.
Speaker: Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then you should be able to shrink them down and put it all into like one picture. I don't know. You should be able to play with it and figure it out. I don't know. Like I said, this is going to be a very difficult list. Yeah, I have that. I have that. Yeah. It's going to be a, it's going to be a very difficult list to, to post, uh, because unfortunately with that guy or that girl, for instance, you can use male or female, um,
Speaker: A lot of times you don't recognize their names. You just recognize your face. Well, that's the problem is you don't recognize their name because they're that guy, you know. I think, so, yeah, we'll definitely have to, we'll read the names off as we pick them and, you know, you guys send me pictures of your picks and we'll, I'll build the list, I'll figure it out.
Speaker: I mean, I know, I know who won this week as of today. I just don't know the numbers. Well, that's fine. We don't really. How much of a difference was it? Uh, a lot. The chatter's box was kind of a bowl out. Ours was, um, it was close ish.
Speaker: Not really. I have a funny story about it. So I tried to get smart. And I posted the list. I shared the list with a group that are fans of certain movies that I picked. And they picked Chris!
Speaker: I was like, are you fucking serious? I picked the movie that's your fan club of, you fucking asshole. And they ended up picking Chris. I was like, really? I put it on the Big Lebowski fan club list. And they're like, Chris. And I was like.
Speaker: Motherfucker, I have the Pothorowski. I mean, come on, that was an easy one to fucking lay up, motherfucker. I put it in the Scooby -Doo fan club thing. One guy was like... One guy was like...
Speaker: Fuck all of you, because where's Scooby at? He's like, fuck all of you, but where's Scooby at? Hell of a list, by the way, Glick. I put it on the Bill and Ted list. I put it on Bill and Ted website. It got denied. So you tried to sway the votes? No, I figured, you know, I'm...
Speaker: Just like I'm gonna start following the bandages of the movies I pick No, no, no, no, that's not true because I actually put it on like Someone's Tony had like Tony had diehard and I put it on on the diehard list. Yeah, and nobody voted
Speaker: Uh, one of the ones you picked, I think you had, um, what was it, you had, uh, the Nick Cage, I put it on there, and nobody voted. Uh, I put it on the, the Dirty Dancing fan club, nobody voted.
Speaker: So it was like, you know, yes, I put it on like the Bill and Ted, I put it on the Big Lebowski, I put it on the Brandon Fraser fan club, I put it on a couple of different fan clubs, like I put it on the Eddie Murphy fan club, and nobody voted except for one person on the Big Lebowski fan club, and they voted for Chris. And I was like, really, motherfucker? You're in the fan club? Voting in the fan club chat?
Speaker: and you didn't even pick the movie that you're afraid of. What an asshole. What a jacket. And he didn't even say what pulled him. He didn't say, oh, it was because of you. He had dirty dancing room, because he had this. He just put Glick. I was like, Chris, are you in this fan club? No. Chicken. Have him make chicken. You know, it's nice that you can share the poll, but you can't share the goddamn podcast.
Speaker: No, I did share the podcast, I shared it to a bunch of fucking places. Maybe not the newest post, not the newest post, but the last time. The newest post, I've been so busy this week, it's crazy. The last time, last week when you posted three or four episodes at once, I shared that out to everything. Don't worry, Tony's just as fucking guilty of it as well. Fuck, y 'all put on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. We're talking about the show.
Speaker: On the show. That's what he's talking about. Share it. Share the show. The Spotify link. Oh no, he put the link out there, no. Yeah, because I post the Spotify link into our Facebook page. Right. Every week. And then I post it on the Twitter as well, so. But I, you know, I literally have, apparently, my mom, my mom sent me a message. Apparently, you remember a while back, I told you my old third grade teacher,
Speaker: I talked to her, she's like, oh, you guys got a show, cool. I said, she's not a fan. She's like, we're too dirty. You're 86, I get it. We've calmed down quite a bit. Yeah, I think so too. I don't see anything on the Facebook or the Instagram or the Twitter, except for my vote. What? I was looking to see if there are any more votes.
Speaker: I put it into so many different, I showed it out to so many different things. Yeah, you almost have to, and the problem is, like I posted those different links, like I said, the different fan clubs, and
Speaker: it doesn't automatically send them back to our main page. No, it's on those links. So I've got notifications for those, like that they've been approved or disapproved. And then the one vote and I was like, really? One vote? So I mean, it creates a lot more work for me when I'm tallying up the votes because I usually put the link to our, our Facebook page in there, but
Speaker: Not everybody goes to the Facebook page of those, but I put both lists in there as one post. So it does create a lot more work. That's why I said, I know just by keeping an eye on it, who's in the lead and everything like that, but as far as exact numbers go, I don't know. So.
Speaker: Unfortunately, there's no way to just kind of put it. And what's up, Jack? There's no place to put it where everything shows up in one place. No. Not unfortunately. Weasel. So if you want to go ahead and announce the winner, we can just get it over with. Kevin, he's blowing up.
Speaker: No, Jay, they're fixed. That's how my day is. We do not, we have a website, but some genius who likes to rush everything and not put any thought process into anything, you can only go to the website if you have, if he's still taking the living. No, here's the problem, here's the problem. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker: Yeah, that's what he told me earlier. He was like, he was like, clicks hair and beard always looks so coiffed and brushed and calm and nice. And he's like, and then you have Jeff. Jeff looks like an outdoor cat and Glick looks like an indoor cat. That's because at the end of the day, I've been sitting in front of this theater since eight o 'clock this morning and I don't have time to write before the show because I usually, like today, I finished two minutes before I got the notification.
Speaker: Because I was like, oh, I got a few minutes. And I'm going to jump to the tower. And then I got the notification. I said, oh, guess not. So yeah. Damn, I lost my train of thought after just talking about something. Oh, the website. The thing is, is like the Google Sites
Speaker: I was led to believe that it gives you your own domain, and it does, but it starts with Google Sites, Google Sites Nonsensical Network is the link. I saved it. Where are our, let's, hey there. Go to Google Sites Nonsensical Network. Go to Google Sites Nonsensical Network.
Speaker: I could say some gross things, but I have given a lot of extreme last year and way before on Periscope during the worst of times. Those were special days. You're a special guy. I need gazelle glasses? What the hell are gazelle? Gazelle? What the hell are these? Holy shit, he said gazelle. I don't know what the fuck it is. Coming from Jay, you never know.
Speaker: Is that a gay angel? No, there's no glasses of gazelle like DMC used to wear. Yeah, I don't think I can pull those off, Jay. No. No. Jay's special. Speaking of Jay's uncle, I posted the newest episode of the podcast into the New York glory hole.
Speaker: You know like how some some some groups you have to put like a headline or whatever Yeah, you have to you have to title it or some shit like that Jeff this you
Speaker: No, I did. I was breaking up the website. But since Jay was talking about his uncle, what I put for the Nurt glory hole, it was like, go listen to the show. It's kind of like getting touched by your Boy Scout leader. You know it's wrong, but it feels so right. You wanted to shit that shit out, right? You did. That's the problem.
Speaker: Jesus Christ. Because it's Newark glory hole. So a lot of the shit... Right. You gotta understand, you gotta understand Tony, here's the problem with Newark is I would say what? Over 60 % meth heads. I wouldn't say it's that bad. But Newark, for a long time Newark was not the greatest place to be. It was kind of a rundown.
Speaker: poor town or whatever. I mean, it's come a long ways. You have your bad sign, you know, the town I live in is really nice and quiet and stuff like that. But so the Nurt glory hole page is just a page people put fucked up means up in there. But there are also a lot of things in there making fun of Nurt.
Speaker: So sometimes the admins will let us in. There's people in that page that like the show, but there's one or two admins that have a problem with me personally. We know each other. So they don't approve the post all the time. They don't approve yours all the time, but they'll approve mine. Like I said, there's one or two admins in there that I've known for years and they don't like me.
Speaker: Yeah, so like if Chris posts there, I post there as well just in case his gets kicked out. But mine always seem to go through. So sometimes you disguise it with a real fucked up headline. They don't look at where it comes from, they just read that headline and they're like, ah, okay, this belongs here. So, oh, that was a good one. I came up with it on top of my head when I was posting shit. Like the Scooby one, I always put a Scooby reference in the headline.
Speaker: Like this week I was like, alright, grab your Scooby Snacks and your bestest pal and tune in for a brand new episode or whatever because that's what Shag always told Scoob. He was his bestest pal. Of course. And I've done other Scooby references. But um... Did you listen for a Scooby Snack?
Speaker: That's a good one. I'll use that next. If you listen, I'll give you a Scooby snack. I had our list pulled up and then I just lost it. I got this because my wife likes Dragon Ball. That's beautiful. I figured you'd like that Tony. Nerd!
Speaker: I'm not a Dragon Ball Z, Powerball, Back to Ground, Beyblade fan. I'm not. So do you guys want to go ahead and just announce the winners, or do you want to wait? Sure, why not? Let's go. Let's go for it. All right, well, I got the list here. We got the Shatters box list. We'll start with them. Like I said, I don't have the exact numbers, but I don't have any of the numbers, to be honest with you. But I do know who was in the lead. Sam got the list, dude. I think I know who's in the lead. Nightmare Before Christmas.
Speaker: Corpse Bride, Sweeney Todd, Nightmare on Elm Street, and Harry Potter. Jodi got her list in with A Beautiful Mind, Skyfall, The Dark Knight, Gladiator, and Toy Story. Sadie got her list in, I wish I could zoom in on these trying to read it, it's so small. A Walk to Remember, Uptown Girl, Superbad, Happy Gilmore, and Bridesmaids. And DJ got another list in this week.
Speaker: And he had Friday, Step Brothers, Gladiator, Top Gun, White Chicks, and Waterboy. I'm not going to lie. He got me, Waterboy. DJ had me. And nothing against anybody. Yeah, I knew Friday and Waterboy. DJ and Joey had been seedy. It was five of my rankings from what I was seeing. And that's only because I knew most of those movies. So nothing against anybody out there. But DJ had one of the best lists to me. Yeah, DJ absolutely brought it this week.
Speaker: And I will, hold on a second. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Let him keep voting shit. I'm pretty sure DJ kind of ran away with it this week, didn't he? So just based. Oh, sorry.
Speaker: You guys talk amongst yourselves. Oh, okay. Well, why are you doing that? Go ahead, Jeff. Go ahead. Go ahead. I was going to go ahead and start reading off ours. Sure. Well, don't do that until I get done with what I'm doing. Well, okay. While you're figuring that out, Tony, did you see the thing that I sent in the Facebook Messenger? I did not. I saw it, but I didn't want you to go and talk to me about it. Okay. So, and Chris and I talked about this earlier, but I wanted to get your opinion.
Speaker: I literally said don't bring this up again and I tell you to talk amongst yourselves and you're gonna bring it up again. We're gonna talk amongst ourselves. You're gonna bring it up again after I said do not bring it up again. You're gonna bring it up. Of course I'm gonna bring it up. What's my warning? I wanted to bring it up. It's not even a warning. The thing is like a black man was accused of wearing blackface while he was DJing a party.
Speaker: He was DJing a party, a 70s style party, and some Karens wrote a letter to the school or whatever and said, oh, the DJ was wearing blackface, but they didn't realize he was black. And I thought that was hilarious. Why? Because their board is what Chris and I determined. Because fucking people are stupid.
Speaker: Yeah, they're just dumb. But yeah, watch that video I sent. Like, you could totally tell this dude is, I mean, he looks like you. You and him could be almost twins. He told you don't bring this up, didn't he?
Speaker: He looks nothing like him. He looks nothing like him. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, okay. Okay, let me put that in context. His skin tone is not overly dark. He doesn't look like flavor. He's got the skin tone of Tony. Glitch. Glitch.
Speaker: You fucker. First of all, why in the hell would you wear a blackface as a DJ at a 7 -year -old? Well, he didn't. That's the thing. It was a 7 -year -old. Because it was a black guy that thought he had a blackface? Exactly. Exactly. So both these stupid asses in jail fuck him next. Exactly. But he had on an afro wig, sunglasses, bell bottoms, and roller skates.
Speaker: And they assumed that he was in blackface. That's what everybody gets for watching Tropic Thunder so many times. That's what everybody gets for watching Tropic Thunder so many times. That's what everybody gets for watching Tropic Thunder so many times. That's what everybody gets for watching Tropic Thunder so many times. That's what everybody gets for watching Tropic Thunder so many times. That's what everybody gets for watching Tropic Thunder so many times. That's what everybody gets for watching Tropic Thunder so many times. That's what everybody gets for watching Tropic Thunder so many times. That's what everybody gets for watching Tropic Thunder so many times. That's what everybody gets for watching Tropic Thunder so many times. That's what everybody gets for watching Tropic Thunder so many times. That's what everybody gets for watching Tropic Thunder so many times. That's what everybody gets for watching Tropic Thunder so many times. That's what everybody gets for watching Tropic Thunder so many times. That's what everybody gets for watching Tropic Thunder so many times. That's what everybody
Speaker: It sounded like you, they should have called it in. Exactly. That dude sounds white. Jesus freaking Christ. But I showed Chris this picture. This is the picture of his Instagram.
Speaker: Get ready to be blown away, Tony, because he looks exactly like you. You guys could be twin brothers. Look at that, Tony. He's got the same skin tone as Tony. He's not overly dark. He's not overly light. He is a black man. And it is unfathomable that you would mistake him for a white guy or another race in blackface.
Speaker: Don't move this shit up, ladies and gentlemen. I do not make this shit up. They all look alike, so anyway. And you want me to share this shit out with everybody on my Facebook? Do you really want the comments that are coming? My people will like your ass as fuck. Spoiler alert, OG Class has been nice. Spoiler alert, OG Class has been nice. Now, I say that just to rile up Tony, but you know.
Speaker: I told you not to fucking bring it up again. Racism is funny because I'm a racist too. I didn't say it was funny. I said it's funny how people are so stupid. But here's my fucking thing. Why the fuck?
Speaker: If you didn't have any proof, if you didn't see no paint dripping off their face, if you needed something better than what you stole, why would you call the cops? I would think you would need a little bit more motherfucking proof than a DJ at a party with the lights on or off. I have no idea, well it looked like the lights were on because he literally did an Instagram story of him rolling around the gym on his roller skates with his camera on him, you know, doing one of these.
Speaker: And I was like, doesn't even look like he's remotely in blackface. So anyways, I just did a real quick calculation of numbers off of Facebook, our Facebook page, Instagram, and Twitter for the list. I'm just making this headache a little bit deeper. Do it like Steve, while we're trying to deal with Jonathan Brown in the morning.
Speaker: And there's so much shit going on in the world today. Did you see that clip of Steve Harvey? So many things he's going to talk about. He's going to take in two minutes and talk about a fucking car. But no, he does the one thing I tell him not to fucking do. Don't bring it up again. Wait, wait, wait, wait. We're tired of hearing people talking about cars. That's all I'm doing. That's all I'm doing. He was asking, he asked these folks, he says, what's the creepiest thing on a man?
Speaker: And you know, this lady hits it and she's like, mustache, Steve. And Steve just looks like, bitch. Cause Steve known for his mustache. And he's just like.
Speaker: So, as far as the chatter's box goes, yes, this week DJ came to the barbecue and he wanted all that fucking smoke and he got it all. DJ takes the win with his first victory.
Speaker: I don't think he'll hear this. Uh, Jodi, hopefully Jodi will tell him, but yeah, he snagged himself. They'll W this week. Hey, Mrs. Officer. She's working right now. So she's actually working. She's working a, uh, she's working a four 20 event down there.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. podcast to clear her mind while she's looking around. We hear it. But DJ now it's still illegal in Ohio. You can't.
Speaker: It's just, they, they're just doing it. No, they're just doing it. They're just doing a four 20, uh, celebration downtown. Oh, you can't smoke. They're just like, yeah, but I guarantee you some CBDs and stuff like that. And just, well, you know, I'm sure, but, but DJ had six votes. Sam had three votes. Uh, Jodi had two and Sadie had one.
Speaker: Well, that's good. Everybody got at least one bow. Yeah. Or a list this week. I got it right here. So Tony had Transformers. They animated from 1986. You've talked enough. Shut up. You had Top Gun, Die Hard, Patriot Games, Beverly Hills Cop 1, Beverly Hills Cop 2, Mummy Returns, Blade 1, Blade 2, and Black Panther.
Speaker: Chris had warriors come out of things. Con Air, Footloose, Roadhouse, Lost Boys, Aladdin, Animated. I made sure I put that. Nightmare on Elm Street 3. I think I had to specify, much like with the sequels, because even a couple people ask, like, what's Sam's List? Which Harry Potter. And it wasn't just from Shane. Harry Potter and Friday the 13th were both two that were asked.
Speaker: Which one? I was like, which one? You damn right. Yeah. I was like, we're just going to go with the first one. Yeah. Dirty Dancing, Rocky Four, Pulp Fiction. I had A Few Good Men, The Hunt for October, The Mummy, The Big Lebowski, Constantine, The Sandlot, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Deadpool, Big Trouble in Little China, and The Great Outdoors. That's the list.
Speaker: Look at a kick -ass movie on his list. I forgot which one was on there. I gotta look at it again. He did have a kick -ass movie. Warrior, Scott Air, Footloose, Roadhouse, Lost Boys, Aladdin. The Aladdin movie. Just for the record, I don't care what nobody says. The Aladdin was Will Smith and it was good, too. Oh, I like that. It was. It was decent. I liked it. I liked it, but I prefer the animated one because Robin Williams is fucking awesome.
Speaker: Yeah, no, the live action at Latin was really good. I know a lot of people shit on it, but I thought it was really good. I thought it was interesting. I like that Will Smith made the genie his own. He didn't try to copy Robin Williams, but he did do a couple things that were kind of like an homage.
Speaker: Or like a tribute to Robin Williams. He threw in a couple Robin Williams things in there that I really appreciate. Is it me or the girl that played Jasmine kind of looked like Sarah Michelle Geller? No, she was gorgeous. She didn't look anything like Sarah Michelle Geller. No, you put them two to two. When you watch the live action Aladdin, I see that chick and I'm like, isn't that Sarah Michelle Geller? Fuck, it's not.
Speaker: You can kind of see it. Yeah, go ahead and look it up.
Speaker: No, no, it's obviously not. I thought the other one was a genie in that movie. There's no breaking my heart kid. I just want to let you know. No, but you know what? The CGI and like his magic of moving moving the kid across the floor and stuff was on point. It was decent. Never had a friend. Never had a friend. I do have to say the songs.
Speaker: I was I was what they were good, but I prefer the original because that's what I'm used to That's just my opinion thing I'm sure if I would have heard the live action one first. I would like them better kind of course They were all the same songs they were just done a little bit differently They were just arranged differently Jasmine girl she had her own
Speaker: Well, they added stuff. Yeah, they added a couple of stuff. It's kind of like they added stuff to the, and again, the live action. And I like how Genie, in the live action, Genie ended up with the handmaiden. Yeah. The live action Jungle Book.
Speaker: I know a lot of people said that, but I loved it. I loved it. I need to check it out. When Cash was little, when that movie first came out, that was his favorite movie. And I loved it, so we watched it time and time again. I would lay on the couch and he would sit on my stomach.
Speaker: like Mowgli did with Baloo. And that's what he pretended that he was Mowgli for the longest time. And that's what he told me. He said, you're Baloo. And then we'd be on the couch and he'd be sitting right on my stomach, watching the movies. And it was a great movie. And it was one of those special memories. That's why I liked the movie too, because I got to spend all that time with him when he was a little bonding and whatnot. But again, these are not,
Speaker: This is only a portion of the votes, but as I was keeping track, it still came out the same way for us as far as our list goes. It was very tight, very tight. But this is just based off of Facebook, Instagram, or Facebook, Instagram, Twitter.
Speaker: Jeff, you said that I did have a vote on one of the things that you posted? Yeah, yeah. Just the one. I told I voted for myself. Tony voted for himself.
Speaker: Jeff voted for him damn self, and I voted for him damn self. Apparently that's what we're doing. I know, but - No, but like, I don't - I just - I vote for the chatter's box and that's it. I mean, if you want to - At this point, I don't care. If you want to vote for yourself, vote for yourself. If you want to vote for one of the other guys, vote for one of the other guys, I don't really care. I'm gonna count. I'm gonna be honest about it. I'm gonna be honest about it. A better list is a better list. I'll be honest about it.
Speaker: But regardless, like I said, based off of those, it was very, very, very close. It was close regardless. But Tony, you had five. Nice. Can't read my own handwriting at times. You and me both. Jeff, you had six. Oh, OK. And still your champ.
Speaker: with seven i had seven but since i voted for myself i have eight because i look i originally if you can look in the comments i originally voted for tony's goofy ass where's that at i just want to get to one part
Speaker: There it is. Good, good, good, good world order. But no, it was even like where I was...
Speaker: Man, I'm trying to get the votes up. That's why I started sharing it out. So many other places, right? But so I get a ton of notifications. Um, so you, but even with that, it was still very fucking close. I was in the lead by one or two. And I think you guys, there might've been a, a one point difference between you guys outside. You know, Tony might've had one up on Jeff or something like that, but at the end of the day,
Speaker: I reign supreme. Started my next 10 in a row. Well, technically, if you wouldn't have voted for yourself and I wouldn't have told you about that vote on the Big Lebowski, we would have been tied. Technically. And if I kept my vote, we would have been a footwear tie. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker: Yeah, Tony had not been like, fuck it, I'm voting for myself, I'm like, son of a bitch, I'm like, alright, I'm gonna go with Tony this week. That reminds me of something, for all those listing in all the countries we are in, all 16, shame you guys don't vote.
Speaker: We should have triple digits, votes. That's true. Well lately we have been getting close to triple digit votes. Not triple digits for everybody, but lately. But again, I'm sharing it out in more places and I'm putting it out there. I'm putting the chatter's list out there as well. So it just makes it a little bit more time consuming on me to calculate everything. So.
Speaker: But like I put it on Snapchat and when I put it on Snapchat, I said go to our Facebook page. Nobody voted on Snapchat that I know of unless they voted on our Facebook page. But I put the link to the Facebook page. I said go to Facebook and vote for both the chatters. And I did the same thing on TikTok, but I also made voting available on TikTok as well. But I also put the link for our Facebook page and all that stuff, told them to go to Facebook and vote.
Speaker: The biggest problem with TikTok is you've got to do a video format. You have to pause the video and you can't wait to zoom. And that's what I did. I put it in our Instagram stories, too, and I put the link to the Facebook. When you post, if you can start doing this for me, when you post a list, do like I do and down in the bottom, tell them to like to tag each one of us so they can just heart it. Just click Jeff Tony or whatever.
Speaker: Yeah. And in whatever chatter's box list we had. I meant to do that this week, I totally forgot. That way they can just like it because it makes sense. Because we got done with the show and I was like, I'm going to just knock this out so I don't forget tomorrow. Yeah, I know. Did you get that notification during the morning? Yeah, I got the notification. As soon as I seen it, I deleted it. I deleted the list on the chatter's box because you didn't fucking do it, Ray. No, that was last week.
Speaker: That was Saturday. Oh, that's right, because I didn't get the one from Sadie.
Speaker: Yeah, because we told everybody they had until Sunday to turn them in. Yeah. And they were like, fuck it, it's Saturday at two o 'clock in the morning. Said to Chris, not me. Chris had to send it to him. Yeah, I hadn't had a chance to send it to him. He had forgot to send it to me. I was going to send it to him Sunday morning, because as we said when we did it, you have until Sunday to get your list in for the chatter's box. And Jeff's like, oh, Saturday two o 'clock in the morning, technically it's Sunday, putting the list up. Yeah, thankfully. I didn't say when on Sunday.
Speaker: The list is wrong. I'm already going to break. Shut up. Tell me what to do. I'm trying to find a song. Testy. Tony's in a hurry. He's got a hard 901 broadcast on. Give us a quickie breakdown of your thoughts on the new Batman.
Speaker: Without spoiling anything without spoiling anything I would say that it was worth it. I will tell you the story was continuous There wasn't much dragging. Um a lot of hype on the Batmobile none for me. I Think decent as Batman the suit has a couple of new changes I wasn't he wearing like tennis shoes with the suit or some shit some I heard somebody say if you look at his feet I was watching the fight
Speaker: Tony's like, I don't expect you, but if he's like throwing kicks and he's, if he kicked somebody in the face and he's got a black pair of chucks on, you're going to notice, why is he wearing chucks? He's got Air Force One painted black. I will walk through this, but no, it was, I didn't hear a bad review about that movie and I'm not going to add any. I want to add on with the good reviews. It wasn't boring. It wasn't stale. It was a long story, but it was, you could kind of go along with,
Speaker: how dark night went, how dark night raises went, as far as the storyline and action and everything, or boy that played the Riddler. Who does play the Riddler? I heard, I did hear, and I didn't know this about the movie, but the movie is only two years after he becomes Batman, so it's early in his vigilante career. Okay, so it's like working time. But I will say this, and this is not a spoiler. Or Gotham is. This is not a spoiler.
Speaker: I did find out his mother's last name originally. I did not know that. Oh, okay. And I will tell you, as somebody who's been watching these movies and paying attention, something's telling me, Batman is related to all of them. Watch the show a little bit more closely. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Related to who? Half of them. Like Barbara Gordon and shit?
Speaker: Oh, oh, half the villains? Half the villains. Something's telling me they're going to bring that in as a storyline. It's going to be mind -blowing, because they know him a little too well, and they're showing the correlation a little too clearly. Oh, OK. So you're saying that everybody in Gotham's fucking related? No, not everybody in Gotham. No, no, the villains. You know, the villains, all the villains have a specific agenda against Batman, specifically. There's a lot of villains, and that's all. That's all. Well, I said, I just started watching Gotham, and I got to say,
Speaker: I did not expect that.
Speaker: Oh, way too, I ain't gonna say that. She's a psychotic bitch. Well, no, apparently she's, well, uh, you know, like I said, I'm only like episode 12 of season one. So, you know, but, uh, I got, I got drawled in on a Facebook video of, of young Bruce Wayne talking shit to the board of Wayne Enterprises. I was like, Oh man, I might not have to watch this.
Speaker: DJ won the chatters box and I won. He goes on break. I'll be back. We're gonna take a real quick break. We got a little Blacktop Mojo. It is the second hour. So we got a cover song. We haven't done this one in a long time. I don't know if we've done it. We've had to have done it at some point, but we'll Blacktop Mojo. If you don't know who they are already, go ahead and check them out everywhere you stream music and on all social media at Blacktop Mojo.
Speaker: If you do know who they are, do your friend a favor that may not know who they are and tell them to tell them, but we got their cover of Dream On, which they just absolutely killed, no surprise.
Speaker: Every time I look in the mirror All these lights in my face are getting cleaner The plastic's cool
Speaker: Oh, I need to win my life, just to do. Isn't that the way? Everybody's got to choose in life to pray.
Speaker: And I don't know, nobody knows Where it comes and where it goes
Speaker: You know it's true
Speaker: Sing for the love, sing for the tear Sing for the love, sing for the tear Sing for the love, sing for the tear Sing for the love, sing for the tear
Speaker: Sing with me, sing for the year Sing for the love, sing for the tear Sing with me, just one little bit Maybe tomorrow, tomorrow, take it away Dream on, dream on, dream on Dream until your dream come true
Speaker: Dream on, dream on, dream on, dream until your dreams come true Dream on, dream on, dream on
Speaker: Sing for the love to sing for the tear Sing for the love to sing for the tear Sing for the love to sing for the tear Sing for the love to sing for the tear Sing for the love to sing
Speaker: And welcome back to Nonsenseical Nonsense. I'm Glick, as always, hanging out with Jeff and Tony. The left and right handed men of Nonsenseical Nonsense, my left and right hand, guys.
Speaker: I was gonna say. I'm the only left -handed. I thought we were not supposed to be people. I get what you mean. The guy's father had his right -handed man and his left -handed man. Tony Soprano had his two guys. You know what I mean? Superman has Batman and Aquaman. Or Batman and Wonder Woman, I guess you could say. You know? Tony Stark has... I called Batman. I'm just saying. Oh, here we go. Tony Stark has...
Speaker: Captain America and Thor. Okay, okay. When it was just you and me, we were talking like my, what was it? My JD and my Turk and so on and so forth. Yeah, exactly. But hopefully you guys are enjoying the show so far. That was Blacktop Mojo with their cover of Dream on. Of course they killed it because that's what they do. Welcome back, Sadie. That was good. Just a real quick recap.
Speaker: Go ahead. Go ahead. Say what you gotta say. I gotta remind you, I gotta send you guys a video. It's just my son actually does pretty good at Dream On. I think it's on my Google Cloud. But when Kevin was like seven, he used to sing along to Dream On all the time. And he actually does pretty good.
Speaker: Cameron has sent me a couple of videos of the girls rocking out to a couple of Blacktop Mojo songs, Kennedy. But hopefully you guys are enjoying the show so far. Real quick recap, Chatter's Box of Champions. DJ took the win tonight. And in our starting five list, I took it for the second week in a row. My count is now up to 14. Ric Flair, I'm only two away from matching your championships.
Speaker: Be warned, nature boy. Well, as we stated, this week's we are doing that guy. Starting five and it's going to be five only. Only five. Definitely even at five. Chatterbox send you the names and I'll look up the pictures. I'll do my best. If you guys are not already, go and check us out on
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Speaker: But before we get too crazy, I want to go ahead because I do have news.
Speaker: I do have a top 10. I think this is actually a top 25. Yeah, we didn't do it last time, dude. So I think this is actually going to be 25. But I think we can. Well, didn't you want to bring something up on Wednesday or on Monday? And you said you'd hold it off till the day. Oh, yeah. Yeah, now we're going to hold it off until Saturday if we get to it. It's not that big of a pressing thing or anything like that. It's just a topic of conversation.
Speaker: And what would you do, Steve? It's just a topic of conversation. It's not really what would you do or anything like that. It's just a topic I wanted to bring up. Nothing serious. I think what I am going to do starting Saturday is I'm going to bump the top 10 into the first hour, come into a half hour, a little banner back and forth, do the top 10. That way, we have the full third hour for what the fuck news. And in any other free time that we have, we can do our normal banter and bullshit like that. Tom's a glory. Yeah, Tom.
Speaker: fuckery and shit it's not my opinion man
Speaker: This is a, it's a top 25 because I feel like we can fly through this relatively quick. And it is, what's going on Chris? It is inspired by a topic that Jodi brought up a few weeks back. Jeff, you were not here. Tony, you were in here and Elliot was with us. And Jodi brought this up. So, I figured, I was looking for a top 10 list today and I was like, it popped into my head and I was like, that's perfect.
Speaker: So it is the top 10 slash 25 comedians of all time. This ought to be good. I didn't make this list. All right.
Speaker: This is not opinion -based. It's a very opinion -based list, though. When you think about it, how is it opinion -based? Well, the website that put it together, they pull their readers and stuff like that. So I mean, it is an opinion -based. It is not my opinion. OK. So it's a very starting five -style list.
Speaker: I wouldn't say that because that's this is what this this is what this website does they do top tens So they have they have several but starting out at number 25. I don't find him that funny I guess he has his moments, but John Mulaney I think he was in that show new girl Okay, yeah
Speaker: Number 24 we we we all know who this guy is you might be a redneck if mr. Jeff He's very preppy and yeah John Mulaney You'd do him if you saw him Tony. Yeah coming at number 23 I
Speaker: It kind of looks like one of the guys from the Facebook movie. Yeah. Covenant number 23. Looks like an army hammer. I don't get no respect, Mr. Rodney Dangerfield. Yeah. That motherfucker was funny. Yeah, he was funny. I don't care. Number 22, Lewis Black.
Speaker: Yeah, he is he's he's he's hard he has moments he's Yeah, he's very on this platform Yes, he would oh, yeah No, he wouldn't no he wouldn't because there's too many little snowflake crybaby bitches that would have him banned because they'd get their feelings all in a bunch Like a bunch of fucking motherfuckers who don't have no feelings off this shit. Yeah, yep number 21 This guy
Speaker: Sometimes he kills me, sometimes he gets on my nerves. But Doug Stanhope. Never heard of him. He does a lot of political comedy. Jeff, you'd probably fucking love him. Probably. Controversial type comedy. You'd fucking love him. Sometimes he's funny. Sometimes he's really obnoxious.
Speaker: I don't think I've ever seen him. I'm looking at his picture. I've never seen him. But it's basically saying he's not going to stand up comic. Yeah, I just said that. Number 20. Number 20. Is there a fucking echo in the room? No, I'm agreeing with you. I was like, quote unquote, fact checking, but agreeing. Number 20. I've heard this name a couple of times, but I don't think I've ever seen him or her.
Speaker: not really quite sure where this guy falls into play judging by his picture but eddie isard oh yeah he's british he's he's uh i assume he was british he's actually he considers himself a uh i think he's
Speaker: He's considered a cross dresser, but he's actually really funny. Yeah, he's really funny. Judge him by his picture, he's got makeup on and his nails are painted and stuff like that. He's actually, he's a satire as opposed to Santa. Okay, so typical British, typical kind of British satire.
Speaker: A lot of what we had over there was cross -dressing and not caring, just wearing what they wanted to. Well, that just comes down from Shakespeare's Shakespeare days. No, but I mean, any instrument is like out there, dude. Yeah. Well, as I'm saying, like, but that's just from the Shakespearean days where men played the women roles as well. Right. And that's just carried down through their tradition and
Speaker: theater and comedy and stuff like that and English and stuff. Eddie Izzard, I think you guys would actually like him. He's a little, he's not overly political, but he kind of, he addresses the stupid. Yeah. Like I said, I've heard the name. I just don't think I've ever seen it. Coming in at number 19, probably one of my favorite clean comics. He was in, Eddie Izzard was in Oceans 12.
Speaker: I've never seen any of the Oceans movies. Coming in at number 19, probably one of my favorite clean comics. I enjoy his stand up. Mr. Jeff Dunham. And he's pretty damn funny. Coming in at number 18. This guy's a trip. He gets off on some tie rates from time to time, but Bill Burr.
Speaker: Oh, I love that dude. He cracks me up. He's pretty funny. He's very political. Well, not overly political, but he's extremely funny. But he's another one. He points out the stupid. Number 17, Lenny Bruce. He's an old time comic. I know his name. I don't think I've ever seen anything he's done.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't think I've ever heard him, but he's a legend. Yeah. Number 16, I don't particularly care for this guy. I don't find him funny in any way, shape, and or form. And I wish there was still like the old school trap doors. And when he was on stage, he would be dropped in the bottom of his pit. But Jim Gaffigan. I know what I mean.
Speaker: Jim Gaffigan. I don't find anything funny about him. Yeah, yeah, I agree. Shut up Siri. That's what he looks like, Tony.
Speaker: I see him, I'm looking at him now. He's done, he's done, he's been on a couple TV shows. He's done TV shows, he's done a couple movies. I say he's from Elgin, the mid -western United States, which fucking state? Right? Elgin, duh. He ain't never heard of the Elgin. It's the 52nd state. It's, uh, Illinois. It's heard by that country of Dallas. Elgin, Illinois. He's gonna call the guy's name. Eddie Izzard, what's his name? Eddie Izzard. I think I'd really like him, Tony, he's funny. Coming in at number 15. Oh.
Speaker: OK, I wasn't expecting that. I'm sorry. Yeah. Coming to number 15, most people may only know this guy from his movie. But believe it or not, in his early career, he was a stand -up comedian.
Speaker: Who's that? Uh, Mr. Jim Carrey. Yes. Oh, yes. And I am a fan. And he's number 15, you said? 15, yeah. He is number 15. God damn. His stand up about being Canadian fucking cracks me up every time. This is a pretty decent list. Me and Tuck Tuck used to go through the snow. What the fuck? Number 14, on the list, we got, Jesus, Tony. I'm cleaning the screws. I'm cleaning the people.
Speaker: Uh, coming to number 14, Daniel Tosh. Oh, Josh. Daniel Tosh. Oh, yeah. He does that, uh. He's still one company central. Yeah, he did. Yeah. Tosh. He's pretty damn funny. His face may rip off of, uh, what, uh.
Speaker: No, it was out before that jackasses show. Was it? Yeah, it was out years before Ridiculousness. I did not know that. Ridiculousness is a... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The Tosh .0 or whatever it's called, it used to be hosted by the guy that was in TED. He played the asshole.
Speaker: Tosh .0 has always been hosted by Daniel Tosh. No, no, no. It's his show. No, no, no, no, no. But it's a rip off of Tedcast. Hold on, I'll tell you. Here are some of your names. Fucking what's his name? Joe McHale. So it was 2009. Joe McHale used to have that show. And that's what Tosh is kind of a rip off of.
Speaker: Ridiculousness came out. 2 .0 came out before. Ridiculousness. Ridiculousness came out. No, no, no, no. Remember this dude? Joe McHale? You're talking about talk soup and it was nothing like Tosh .0.
Speaker: No, I always said it's funny. And Talk Soup, or Talk Soup, they made fun of celebrities and, like, segments on Oprah and Ellen and stuff like that. Oh, okay. Yeah, but it's the same concept, but Natasha 2 .0 does... Joe McHale, Joe McHale was like the sixth host of that show. That show came out in the late 90s.
Speaker: It's had a bunch of hosts. So, totally different show with Tosh .0. Ridiculousness was a complete rip -off of Tosh .0. And not funny because Rob is a jackass. The videos that they show are funny, but... At the end of the day, it's all a rip -off of America's Funniest Videos. Which was the shit back in the day.
Speaker: Coming in at number 13, I like this guy. Gone way too soon, but Mitch Hedberg. I gotta look him up. He did like weird like, like he'd be like, like just random stuff. Like a severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. Or an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs.
Speaker: You should never see an escalator temporary out of order. Oh, wow. He died in 2005. Yeah. So in the way he the way he the way he would.
Speaker: He was a stoner, so he's a big stoner. So the way he talked and how he would say his jokes and stuff, no, he wasn't that, no, he wasn't like a surfer stoner. He had a slow cadence about him and the way he would deliver his lines. Sometimes the jokes weren't that funny, but the way he delivered them made it funny. He was awesome. Had he not died so young, he probably would have been one of the, I mean, he already is, but he would have definitely been one of the all -time greats.
Speaker: Uh, number 12, I don't think he should be this high on the list, but that's just me. Uh, considering a couple of people that are below him, but, uh, Kevin Hart. He's funny. I love it. Don't get me wrong. I got to hear who's above him. I hear who's below him and I can halfway agree except for Jim Carrey. Um, definitely Lewis Black over the phone with him and hiring Kevin Hart. I would too. Um, just being honest. He's funny, but he's funny in doses.
Speaker: Yeah. Wait, we get it. You're loud. You're animated. Calm down. Yeah, exactly. Although, like, some of his marisms have been used in memes. His facial expressions of memes are the funniest, some of the funniest memes. But coming in at number 11, Mr. Bill Cosby. His stand -up was... His stand -up was pretty decent. Some people love Bill Cosby. This I have got to hear.
Speaker: because Bill is legendary. You gotta go to some of his own company. Bill used to be a sh - Oh, yeah. Bill Cosby himself is one of the funniest stand -up routines ever, and it's the cleanest fucking thing. When he's talking about people doing cocaine, holy shit. And people being drunk. He only cruised - And the dentist? Yes. The dentist thing? Holy shit. I would say I'm not too mad about the nine that are ahead of him. Okay. There's a couple in there that it's like, but yeah, I'm not too upset with the nine that are ahead of him. Okay.
Speaker: I'll just scroll through the look real quick. Coming in at number nine, I don't know who this guy is right off the top of my head, but Bill Hicks. Bill Hicks, I've heard that name. God damn it. Hold on, I'll let you know if he's... Coming in at number eight, Mr. Fluffy himself, Gabriel Iglesias.
Speaker: Gabriel's got it. He's got a phone. Gabriel's funny. He's funny as fuck. Bill Hicks. I don't know Bill Hicks. Me neither. Coming in at number seven. Keep my wife's name at your fucking mouth. Motherfucking Will Smith. Chris Rock. Chris Rock. Oh, Chris Rock. Chris Rock, his stand -up was funny as fuck. I will give it that.
Speaker: But very, very similar to Kevin Hart's. Very loud, very animated. You came before Kevin Hart, though. That's true. You came before Kevin Hart. Coming in number six. I get it. I get it. Much like Jim Carrey. Chris Rock, yeah, just does amazing stand up. But he's also a really good actor.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. You know, he's he's he's in a ton of movies and he's played and he's played some and he's played some different roles. I mean, in The Longest Yard, I mean, it wasn't like a super comedic role that he was in. It was kind of borderline serious. Well, I would say he was more of a comedian in that movie than anything serious because. Well, yeah, I mean, this movie is more serious movie with the one he did with Anthony Hopkins. Oh, what's the fucking in that movie?
Speaker: And it was good. He's done a bunch of good ones. Chris Rock Anthony Hopkins movie. Coming in at number six on the list. I do like him. He's pretty funny, but he's got a pretty dry sense of humor. Louis CK. Chris Rock Anthony Hopkins. Louis CK. Louis CK is actually pretty good. I like Louis CK.
Speaker: Tony? Yes. That was a decent movie. Bad Company for him was a good movie that's serious, just like Bait was a good movie for Jamie Foxx. Right. Those two are kind of put together like good turning points in their careers. Yeah, because there's always known to be a comedian, but that was a good serious movie for him. And he was still able to get the comedy out. Plus he played himself, plus his brother.
Speaker: Yes, yes. They did the little double roll thing, but he did good on that person. That was, Louis C .K. is good, no complaint there. Go ahead. Coming into the top five. At number five, we got Eddie Murphy. Funny stand -up. I love Delirious, one of my favorites. Gotcha. Funny stand -up. Fantastic actor. Yeah, you can. All right. He's not a good actor. Number four, Mr. Richard Pryor.
Speaker: I love it. They got Richard Pryor. Richard Pryor? That's a little low for me. Go ahead. Number three, Dave Chappelle. They put Dave Chappelle above Richard Pryor. Dave Chappelle. I like Chappelle a little bit better than that. I love Chappelle. And like his... The thing I have with Chappelle and with Pryor, I can't find...
Speaker: an example of any one of their stand -ups that I find bad. So I would actually tie those two, almost. And I like, as far as, you know, a lot of these comedians are also actors.
Speaker: You know, the Chappelle show is hilarious. He's had some, he's had some great roles in movies. And you know, like prior. Yeah. Well, yeah. No, I'm just saying like they both have, but then you, you, you watch movies that you forget the Chappelle was in like con air. Yeah. Yes. I forgot that he was in that damn movie.
Speaker: He wasn't in it for very long, but he made an impact in that bit. I want this conversation to come back. Let's list the movies between the two of them. I think I'll be in excellent comparison. I want this conversation to come back. As a matter of fact, once we finish this, let me see who the last ones are. Once we finish this, I'm going to see that.
Speaker: Prior probably had more movies to his credit, but Chappelle's done more TV. So you would have, you would have to put, if you want to go into their movies, you have to include Chappelle's television, their acting careers as a whole. I hate kochiku. I hate kochiku. I hate kochiku. Go ahead. Jesus. That's all right. Earlier, he asked me, he asked me earlier when Jeff was doing whatever and you weren't here. He's like, hey, Glenn, you know why there's no, uh,
Speaker: There's no Walmart in the Ukraine, or there's no Walmarts in the Ukraine. And I was like, I didn't even know Walmart was a worldwide company. And he was like, because there's targets everywhere. I was like, this is motherfucker. That's funny, but damn, man. That's fucked up.
Speaker: But number two, respectfully, number two, as he should be at the top of this list of my opinion, if you don't like it, well, kiss my ass. It's my opinion. Mr. Robin Williams. I can't debate this because he's one of my top comedians ever. I don't know if you see the live on Broadway one.
Speaker: Holy shit, he's awesome. But again, a guy, a guy who was awesome in standup and his standup portrayed a different version, much like Bob Saget, that you were used to seeing than on TV and on the big screen. Yes. He was also a comedian and actor. And he was a fantastical of the two puts him up the ship. And number one, I know. I'm going to catch grief for this. I already know I am.
Speaker: I'm not the biggest fan of this guy, and I feel like he should be a little bit lower on this list. And I think he gets way more credit than he should. Okay. And that's George Carlin. You know what? George Carlin is total sense. However - Go ahead. I can't debate him being number one, but I do have a problem with Eddie Griffin, I'll be honest with you, as a comedian. Agreed. There's a lot of people that could have been on the list.
Speaker: Yeah, but you got to do the ones who see when you're a comedian and you make a steeple on society You attack the conscience to kill the ignorance. That's what you're calling. Okay, but he also George Colin is most famous for seven words. You can't say on television Well, it was famous for all his stand -ups. I've actually yes, but I think I've watched all of them, you know He wasn't even trying to be fucking funny a baby. Oh
Speaker: I was listening to somebody talk to Chappelle or another comedian about Carlin and Carlin did a special every year and they were shocked about that because they were saying it takes me like two years before I can do a special.
Speaker: Well, he already had the knowledge. He was just working on how to deliver it. Right. He had the knowledge. He was working on the delivery. And his delivery was priceless. And somebody like Robin, I don't think Robin really planned anything. You see comedians are like, oh, no, I practiced this. OK, that doesn't look good. Robin, you can just throw that man on stage and have him go. You know who else should be in that list that wasn't in top 25? Who's that? Whoopi Goldberg.
Speaker: and Billy Crystal because Billy Crystal was funny as fuck. Billy Crystal and what they go over. You couldn't tell me you didn't get something out of them common relief tours back in the day because they were hell. Now, we've addressed that. We need to go back to something. If y 'all don't mind. Is everybody good? Are we good? I ain't got all night for this shit because I got news for you too.
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Speaker: And as far as Dave Chappelle's best movie? I loved him in Robin Hood, Man of Tights, man.
Speaker: Hold on, bad guys. I need some air. He goes down and pump up his shoes. You know what I'm gonna go with for days? How's this movie? Undercover, brother. I just made a note right there. Never mind my piece of paper. That way it'll give you guys a little bit of time to get your... Get our knowledge up. Get your research. Get your points together. What movies? The best movie for Robert Richard Pryor was Bustin' Moose to Me.
Speaker: And it's and I'm Dave Chappelle's best movie was undercover brother. He wasn't he was a star I guess he was a guest star because everybody know he wasn't he wasn't know Eddie Griffin with the main star, but everybody I didn't I think What he did? I think Connie was great even though he had a salvo. He didn't as an actor and a comedian Undercover brother was fucking for me die
Speaker: Well that, that, that was a... When Eddie Griffin come back and say he's like a white girl and fucking nail patch your hair is just like, oh, bravo. People are supposed to say a word for cheese. Now, you guys are...
Speaker: There was only one spot difference between Chappelle and and prior and it's got your guys's paintings all up in a bunch One was born and the other one was thrown. Eddie Griffin wouldn't put himself above prior. Eddie Griffin wouldn't put himself above prior. Eddie Griffin wouldn't put himself above prior. Eddie Griffin wouldn't put himself above prior. Eddie Griffin wouldn't put himself above prior. Eddie Griffin wouldn't put himself above prior. Eddie Griffin wouldn't put himself above prior. Eddie Griffin wouldn't put himself above prior. Eddie Griffin wouldn't put himself above prior. Eddie Griffin wouldn't put himself above prior. Eddie Griffin wouldn't put himself above prior. Eddie Griffin wouldn't put himself above prior. Eddie Griffin wouldn't put himself above prior. Eddie Griffin wouldn't put himself above prior. Eddie Griffin wouldn't put himself above prior. Eddie Griffin wouldn't put himself above prior. Eddie Griffin wouldn't put himself above prior. Eddie Griffin wouldn't put himself above prior. Eddie Griffin wouldn't put himself above prior. Eddie Griffin wouldn't put himself above prior. Eddie Griffin wouldn't put himself above prior
Speaker: Michael Jackson and the moonwalk and shit. Oh my God. He's like, I don't like that dance. It's bullshit. And I say that because I can't do it. And I was like, oh, yeah. I'm right there with you. I can't do it. So fuck that dance. Exactly. Well, that was that. That was a girl. What's up?
Speaker: That was the top 25 list, it was a super -sized top 10 of the top 25 comedians of all time inspired by Jodi because she did bring that topic up a few weeks back on the show.
Speaker: Elliott was in here with us and a conversation about comedians turned into a political conversation that I had to derail
Speaker: He destroys them properly though. Yeah. But he also seems extremely intelligent and well versed. That's my point. He destroys it properly. I would not want to get in an argument with that guy about those topics because you're going to be destroyed in more ways than one. Yeah, exactly. But, uh, Georgia Saturday, we'll have a new Top 10. I'll bring a new Top 10 to the table Saturday night. We are going to go ahead and
Speaker: roll into news because I do have a couple news stories for you guys after reintroducing what the fuck news and Tony's reactions was amazing why not why not keep it going
Speaker: Shut up, Jeffrey! Shut up, Jeffrey! So listen to this. Listen to this. Okay, listen.
Speaker: Since I got Mr. Trump here, and he's a special guest on the show, he would like to tell you something, Tony. You're not a nice person. Then there's something wrong with you. You're certainly not very good. It's not very nice, Mr. Trump. Tony's a good guy. He's a little misunderstood. Oh, boy.
Speaker: Tiffany. No, Tony. Oh, really? We're not talking about Russia right now. We're talking about Tony. No, Tony. What the hell are you talking about right now? The Mexican government. Yeah, that's Jeff. Tony.
Speaker: No, just because they're blinds are not the same person. That's Jeff thinking that. Wow. Rosie O 'Donnell. Yeah, Jeff does like Rosie O 'Donnell. Hey, thank you for being a guest on the show tonight, Mr. Trump. Yes. OK. Hey, don't. Thank you very much. That's really nice. Thank you. Could you have somebody else?
Speaker: Uh, where is he? Come on, man. Oh, I didn't know you were here. My bad, Joe. Hi, Roland. What's good? I was waiting for that one. Wow. I didn't know you were here. He just drove like an engine. He's lost. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. President, we had former President Joe Donald Trump, and now we got current president.
Speaker: Joe Biden in the house. He aimlessly walked into Chris's apartment. That's kind of rude. Can I add this to Tony, sir? You got more questions, but I tell you, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't blind. What? That's insane.
Speaker: What are you even talking about? What are you talking about right now? You cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as tall as white kids. That's an actual quote.
Speaker: You're out of your fucking mind right now, Mr. President. What is wrong with you? No, you haven't. You're a lying dog, crazy pony soldier. You said you were. That was fighting words, sir. Yeah, you gotta be honest. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna be honest with you. You're kinda crazy. You're a fucking nut, baby.
Speaker: All right. Thank you very much. No, it's a bliss check. All right. Not sure. It's Chris McChris. It's Chris. No, no. I got Hillary Clinton as his qualifier, more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. And quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me, but she's first ranked. He's off the rails tonight. I don't know what's going on. Somebody's off their teleprompter. All right, Joe. It's been nice having you. Go back to your home, all right?
Speaker: All right. You want to check my shape, man? Let's do push -ups together, man. Let's run. Let's do whatever you want to do. You want to exercise with me? Yeah, but I got to get to news. I appreciate you guys coming by. Get the fuck out of my party. That was scary. Who let these guys hold in? Tony, you saw that movie, Chris Rock became president.
Speaker: Head of State. Head of State. That movie was funny as fuck. I just remembered that movie. He had that one chick that kept biling me like, Security! Is that Binska Taggle? That's what we need. We need a security button.
Speaker: Well, we got the two clowns out of the building. Sorry about that. I didn't, uh, didn't realize we were going to have special guests tonight. I didn't know that Donald and Joe were going to hang out tonight with Biden should do a sleep scope with. Well, in, uh, in news, let's start off with our, our good friend, Mr. Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker: And I'm sure as you guys know, you know, he owns mint mobile the phone company up there in Canada. He also owns Well, he also half owns Rexxum which I think is a soccer team Him and Rob Meckle Henny, I think is his name the guy from always study in Philadelphia and
Speaker: Oh, okay, okay. He's like the short little muscled up guy with the slicked back hair. Sometimes he's fat, sometimes he's not. Well, for Rob's birthday, FC, yeah, Wrexham FC, so it's a soccer club, Ryan Reynolds decided to get Rob a very special gift at the club stadium.
Speaker: And for his birthday, he got him a memorial toilet in the bathroom. I truly think that Ryan Reynolds and the three of us have totally killed a lot. Give me an idea, boys. I got one. He had a small red ribbon revealing a gold plaque with Rob's face.
Speaker: face on it and popped a bubble, a bottle of bubbly and everything for the ceremony. This is a urinal inside one of the restrooms. Alongside his face is the plaque which was inscribed with his name and birth date and has been placed above the urinal in the bathroom block. At the race course ground, the plaque read this urinal is dedicated to Robert Mecklehaney on his birthday, April 14 with love from Wrexham AFC paid for by Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker: There's a video of it on Twitter and everything. That's kind of the stupid shit we would do. I truly think that, you know, given the means we do stupid shit to each other like that. Probably. But I seen that and it made me chuckle so I was like, eh, let's go ahead and bring that up. That's how you know when you're funny and you got too much money.
Speaker: or you have just far too much free time on your hands, one or the other. Well, that's the thing is like, with all celebrities, I think they get bored if they're not doing a movie. Or doing what they need. Well, I think that's people in general. If you don't have anything to do, you get bored. That's true. So, but - Idle bands, devil's playground. Speaking of Canada, let's go to Michigan for this next one.
Speaker: I like Michigan. I don't know nothing wrong with Michigan. But you just said they were Canada. Well, the northern part of Michigan. He's like, let's talk about Canada. Oh yeah, we're going to Michigan. Wait, what? I said, speaking of Canada, let's talk about Michigan. The northern part of Michigan is basically Canada. Yeah, no. I got buddies that grew up by Lake Sinclair, and they sound more Canadian than most Canadian people.
Speaker: They're talking a boo? Yeah. And I have friends that live in the Yup 'r, and yeah, they sound Canadian as hell too. Is it a boot? A boot? Is it a talking a boo? What are you talking a boo? Took is a hat! Up in Michigan.
Speaker: I made a difference. I got in front of mine. Every time I talk to him, I got to laugh. I got to mute the mic. If he can talk, he can kill me.
Speaker: But up in Michigan, parents are outraged after a kindergartner brought a small bottle of Jose Cuervo margarita mix and gave them to several students during snack time. Five kindergarten aged
Speaker: Five kindergarteners aged five at Grand River Academy in Livonia shared Dixie cups full of single serve margarita mix on Thursday after a student who later admitted she knew it was alcohol. How the hell does your five year old know? They smell it.
Speaker: You can smell it. What the fuck are you doing? I'm a dad, Rickett. Yeah, I'm just saying. Don't touch this to small dads. Listen, I bet you ain't talking about boo no more. Stumble under their words. Yeah, they were something. But who later admitted she knew it was alcohol and gave it to them, telling them that it was juice. The little girl reportedly brought in the single -serve bottles in her backpack.
Speaker: The school said in a letter to parents that disciplinary measures will be taken against the student. She's like, I don't like you guys. Here, drink this. The Dominique Sanders, or Xander's daughter, who was not named, reportedly had four or five sips by the time the school called her mother and said her daughter felt woozy and a little dizzy.
Speaker: This is a quote from Zanders. The girl poured it in her cup and she drank it. And the girl ended up telling her what it is. And she went and told the teacher, there is liquor in this cup. And the teacher gave her a funny face. Listen, if it was us when we was five or six year olds, we were talking so much shit. Hell yeah. And the teacher would have been like, where the fuck's mine?
Speaker: Only one bottle of juice just so you know, but
Speaker: five -years -old fucked up on Jose Cuervo. He says it's gonna be like gremlins. A hundred percent. I would like to talk to you a little bit about something. She said, one of the other parents quoted, or one of the other parents, one of the other parents just quoted, she said, I had a small conversation with my daughter, nothing big, and she told me the girl knew it was liquor.
Speaker: Uh, if you're, if your child knows what it is, nothing wrong with it, but they should know not to touch it and that it's not for kids. My daughter said, my daughter takes medicine, said the parents. I don't know. We see. We could tell. Yeah. Right. First off, no kid. Yeah.
Speaker: It was one of the parents Alexis Smith. She says first off no kids should be drinking and you know Just the shock itself it burns Like how do you feel like anything could have happened Smith said her daughter would not be returning on Monday The school was closed on Friday parents want the students parents to punish? What's the students parents to be punished for the incident as well? They're also wondering how it could have been prevented
Speaker: I'm not sure if they are short -staffed or whatever. Yeah, it shouldn't have happened. That'll put you on a list of contributing to the delinquents of minors. It's like if you're in a gas station and some 16 -year -old is like, hey, buy me beer, you will be considered a sexual predator. No, I haven't heard that. Sex offender? You're not a sex offender if you buy a minor in alcohol. Are you fucking high? I bet me. On what planet?
Speaker: In Ohio, I got a buddy of mine that got in trouble for him. He bought a pack of cigarettes. They do not label you a sex offender. That is contributing to a minor. It's contributing to a minor. God, I wish Jodie was listening to the show. He is considered in Ohio a sex offender. Who's Jeff's friend. He has to be on a list. Shit, I just, what the hell do you mean? You should continue the delinquency of a minor. I can hear. But to be a sex offender?
Speaker: Controlling to the delinquents of a minor is a sex offender. Yeah, look, ask her that one, please. I would see you contributing to the delinquency. I don't see the sex offender. Well, it's same category. There should be a difference on that one. That's pretty strong. Damn.
Speaker: contributing to the delinquency and the intersex offender. I don't know about that. Like they have to report once a month. They have to report for like five years. He had to.
Speaker: which is okay, he gets to report but still live his life. But you gotta register. Yeah, but they had to know where his address was in safety. So sensitive offender classifications, two to three, rape, sexual battery, aggravated murder with sexual motivation, murder with sexual motivation, unlawful death or termination of pregnancy as a result of committing or attempting to commit a felony with sexual motivation, kidnapping of a minor to engage in sexual activity, kidnapping of a minor not by parent,
Speaker: Gross sexual imposition, felonious assault with sexual motivation, predators unless reclassified after a hearing under the Adam Walsh Act, any sexual offense that occurs after the offender is classified as a tier 2 or tier 3 offender.
Speaker: That's tier three. Tier two is compelling prostitution or compelling prostitution, pandering obscenity involving a minor, pandering sexual orientated material involving a minor, use of minors, gross sexual imposition, child endangering, kidnapping with sexual motivation, abduction.
Speaker: Uh, with sexual motivation. Wait now. It's a child endangerment I can hear. A child endangerment I can hear. But it's not a sex, if you're only buying it for a 16 year old because they're like, hey buddy, you want to buy it for me? Or like, yeah, whatever you buy. And there's no sexual motivation behind it. We're talking about the kids in the store you got first. Yeah. Well, that's child endangerment. That's child endangerment. So I can kind of see. Well, I'm talking about Jeff saying that if you buy alcohol for a minor that you're going to get put on your sexual predator. I'm just saying you're fucking wrong and your friend's an idiot.
Speaker: It's not my friend, it's the law that got him in trouble. Was this recently? Uh, no, this was... Your friend did a lot more than just buy alcohol for a month. No. I'm sorry, your friend deserves to be on the list. He's a pedophile. No. He literally bought... You cannot... You cannot... Stranger kids at a gas station asked him to buy cigarettes and a six -pack. The alcohol.
Speaker: There is nothing on there. There is nothing on there that says, it says, sexual motivation is where they put in those packages. When you get a kid drunk, that don't make no sense. My sister bought me alcohol when I was under age all the time. I had, I had bloodiest. I'm not quoting, I'm not quoting like Jay. I'm telling you, you're wrong. You're not going to put on a list if you buy a minor alcohol. Now, if you buy a minor alcohol with a sexual motivation,
Speaker: or if you expect sexual favors in return, then yes, you're a pedophile, and if your buddy got put on a list for that, then your buddy's a fucking pedophile and he deserves to be put on a goddamn list. He didn't just randomly buy a stranger ass diner a six pack of beer and get put on a fucking predator list. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
Speaker: I just read through, I just read through the fucking law in Ohio. Everything in there. Are you still in touch with him? Are you still in touch with him? No, I haven't been in touch with him. I haven't talked to him. He and I work together at the same company. Everything on that list, just like kidnapping, if you kidnap somebody and that's all you do, you don't get put on a sexual predator list unless there's sexual motivation. Based on what you just read. Based on reading that. If you kidnap a child, it's child endangerment.
Speaker: that's not sexually motivated, though. That's where they break the law down. You have to remember, Tony, if you were a police officer in the military, there are subsections to him or the law. I'm pretty sure my dude was made an example of.
Speaker: Yes, I already hear that, but that seems a little extreme. If he was made an example of and he was set to the extreme, it's because under one of the bylaws, that's why. It's not just because... Every Wednesday, this dude was late to work and had to work overtime to make up for his lateness because he had to go see his PO.
Speaker: Yeah, but I mean, he got a bit on probation because he got busted buying beer for a minor. No, he showed me his sexual predator card. Well, then there's more to it than just buying alcohol for a minor. I dare say more to it, but I would like to look into that more. I would, I would. Before Glick blows his top over there. Just make it up random shit. I'm not making shit up. Google's on the list.
Speaker: There's more to his story. You did not just buy because I have been caught I'm just buying alcohol for a minor and Fortunately, it was in your hometown Not in my hometown, but in a town that people knew me and they're like really dude You know, this is illegal Exactly
Speaker: But at the same time, I'm not gonna get put on the list because, you know, that's ludicrous. Don't listen to Jay. Don't listen to Jay. Don't listen to Jay. That's ludicrous to think I gotta put you on a sexual printer list just because you bought a minor alcohol.
Speaker: You know, that whole show to Catch a Predator and those jackasses show up with a six pack and pizza. No, that's totally different. That is sexually motivated. I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh at that show, but every time somebody talks about that show, I'll think about the boondocks and y 'all make me sick of it.
Speaker: And you know what and you know what and I will and I will clarify and I will double check with Jody tonight I'm gonna ask her soon In this fucking podcast and I'm gonna talk to her in a little bit. I'm gonna ask her It's okay. Damn. That's craziness Don't you have a drama bus to go fuel up or something so hard Calm down words are hard
Speaker: Be right when you use words. Lord, your buddy's a jackass. He's a pedophile. That's why he's on the list. The police is on your cameras. It don't make me know. Never mind. I'm going to tell you like this. I like that. I want you. And if I likes it, I takes it. Thanks.
Speaker: Oh, my name is Chris. I had two coworkers at work. They would love saying, that's something wrong with y 'all. What's the wrong with y 'all? Oh, my God. Oh, good Lord. I said, right there is an, oh, go ahead. Take the phone. Oh, I hit it from the little boss.
Speaker: I'm glad former president Trump and current president Biden weren't here for that conversation. Jay, I don't know what you hear, but you need to get your ears checked. Well, the reception system is fucked. Yeah. Jay, your oral factory is fucked. Damn.
Speaker: Stop going to the glory holes. But anyways, with that being said, we're gonna end the show. Jeff, you make my head hurt. I'm just relaying the info I have, sir. His motherfucker lost his mind because he didn't think you would tell the truth. Like Jeff said some dumb things. I'm literally relaying what was told to me and he's acting like I made it up.
Speaker: You just finished reading what the fuck news and now you don't want to believe him. Fuck your mentality. I'm reading news articles from reputable sources. Your buddy is not a good source. He's a jackass. Is this one of those cases, my buddy? Now we know what Jeff's in Mexico.
Speaker: You got Chris Hansen, didn't you, Jeff? No, I was just here to have pizza and watch Ghostbusters. Unbelievable. He was an introducer to the classics. Oh, fuckers killed me on that show, too. I guess I'll just leave now. Yeah, you go ahead and leave while those 30 cops are sitting out there waiting on your dumb ass.
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Speaker: But now she likes the blood on her land. She dances naked through the trees and peeling her arms to land. She wishes when she's been brewing and she's confused with the day.
Speaker: Raise the blade out of the head As I begin to breathe, she said Wow, mow the river's kind Take this sacrifice I want to live forever And come, spirit in the air Give me life of love Make me the kind I love you
Speaker: And in time they keep saying
Speaker: Around the woods a thousand eyes look down and she starts to feast There was a smile on her face and she lost my soul in It's a dance to back her head As blood ran down her chin she said
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs, too, for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like, something sharp. Something, like, I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp center combos over there. It's kind of like a ranch cracker pregnant with a cheese baby. All right.
Speaker: Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Uh, yeah, bathroom key. All right. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back. And that'll be 1362. And I'm going to have to have it exact same. So we're in a coin shortage at the moment. Whatever, man. Okay. Just that.
Speaker: Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck! Well that was perfect!
Speaker: Wow, I'm all over the sky Take this act and fight I want to live forever And now, spirit in the air Kill me like a bird Make me a god like you Make me a god like you
Speaker: Hell yeah. Got a lot of some Blacktop Mojo. Jeffrey, let him know. Deuces! That was Tony's militant ass. Maybe. He's talking with no sound again. You talking about me again, son? I'm waiting. I need to say it. Oh, I'm sorry. I know. You're fueling up.
Speaker: You're fueling up the drama bus you got to get to drama
Speaker: We can't have nothing nice around here. Thank you guys for listening. Tune in Saturday, same nonsensical time, same nonsensical channel. Goodbye, motherfuckers. Good lord. Hit the button, click. Hit the button.
