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 1st TASTE OF Ep. #243: “A.S.: Artificial Stupidity”  image

1st TASTE OF Ep. #243: “A.S.: Artificial Stupidity” 

S5 E243 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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Transcript

Fauci's Characterization and Climate Commentary

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Dr. Anthony Keebler L. Fauci is science.
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He's like Fredo from The Godfather.
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I can handle things.
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I'm smart.
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I'm like everybody says.
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Like dumb.
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I'm smart and I want the sticks.
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This from the Washington Examiner.
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Fauci said climate change is responsible for the crazy weather that we're having in this country.

Conspiracy Theories and Climate Impact

00:00:23
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Oh, you mean the purposely set Maui fires that murdered hundreds, possibly thousands, so the elite could steal their land?
00:00:29
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That crazy weather?

Defending Fauci and Science

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Don't forget, when you're attacking Dr. Anthony Fauci, you're attacking science.
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Man, science is handy for everything.

Science Humor in Sports and Life Hacks

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Maybe he could use science to help the Cleveland Browns finally win a Super Bowl.
00:00:40
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Here are more science-y tips from the Keebler elf.
00:00:43
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For a more intense orgasm, use a chainsaw.
00:00:47
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Lose up to 50 pounds a day on the chop-off two limbs diet.
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Save on monthly expenses by getting rid of your least favorite child.