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Speaker: Dr. Anthony Keebler L. Fauci is science.
Speaker: He's like Fredo from The Godfather.
Speaker: I can handle things.
Speaker: I'm smart.
Speaker: I'm like everybody says.
Speaker: Like dumb.
Speaker: I'm smart and I want the sticks.
Speaker: This from the Washington Examiner.
Speaker: Fauci said climate change is responsible for the crazy weather that we're having in this country.
Speaker: Oh, you mean the purposely set Maui fires that murdered hundreds, possibly thousands, so the elite could steal their land?
Speaker: That crazy weather?
Speaker: Don't forget, when you're attacking Dr. Anthony Fauci, you're attacking science.
Speaker: Man, science is handy for everything.
Speaker: Maybe he could use science to help the Cleveland Browns finally win a Super Bowl.
Speaker: Here are more science-y tips from the Keebler elf.
Speaker: For a more intense orgasm, use a chainsaw.
Speaker: Lose up to 50 pounds a day on the chop-off two limbs diet.
Speaker: Save on monthly expenses by getting rid of your least favorite child.
