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Speaker: Minnesota Governor Tampon Tim Walz's brother said, I haven't spoken to him in eight years. I'm 100 % opposed to all of his ideologies. What's more, his family has publicly stated that they don't, can't, won't support him and have come out in favor of Trump going so far as to wear Walz's for Trump t -shirts. No! Recently, a group of amateur millennial climate activists, sorry, that's redundant, glued their hands to each other to end fossil fuels. Yes, I think you're stupid. That's right, they used a petroleum -based product to protest petroleum. Also, their protest failed to end fossil fuels. Maybe we could hear them shriek in agony as their hands are pried off of each other like the German protester did when he glued his hands to the road and also failed to end fossil fuels.
Speaker: Yeah, just like that. Maybe it's the gluing part that's not working. Maybe try a different glue. Or acid! At the very least, glue your genitals shut to do the world a favor.
