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Speaker: Yeah, buddy. What up, motherfuckers? It's Wednesday. Welcome to Nonsense for Nonsense podcast. Please, Jeff.
Speaker: I am your podcast heavyweight champion of the world. Click undisputed heavyweight podcast champion of the world. By the way, I'm fucking distributed. Nobody wants none. Anywho. What's going on, brother? Welcome to the show everybody. It is Wednesday. It is the night before Thanksgiving. Hopefully you guys are having a good week. Hopefully you're not stressed out already.
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Speaker: Hello. What a poussoir. My man Benji in the chat already. Damn, Joe Rogan in second place. Congrats on the top spot. You know, I mean, it was only a matter of time. A bit of her hyped and you know, he talks a little bit too much. So he's a little too full of himself. You know what I mean? He's got a little bit of an ego problem.
Speaker: I don't know, but I don't know if you've seen the clip where he kind of, he gave one of your favorite people a little dose of reality. What am I doing? Yeah, well, he had the rock on the show and the rock was, you know, being the rock and he's like, I'm this, this. And Joe's like, are you really? Not literally, but so.
Speaker: they were they were talking about politics and and and the rocks like well i have friends that that are no i actually just got off work uh he was they were talking about he's like i have friends that are democrats but
Speaker: He says that the rock sisters. I have friends that support Donald Trump. I have friends as well Joe Biden Joe Rogan's like he really he's like, okay. Well, maybe not Joe Biden Yeah, so it is it is the night before Thanksgiving I
Speaker: and we're getting basted tonight, Jeff. There you go. I gotta give credit to Nikki for that one. She's like, the title of your show was it? I should be, let's get basted. And I was like, why would it be? Nevermind. I get it. Very funny. See what you did there. See what you did there. Yeah. Very funny. All right. We'll give you that one. Let's get to everyone. Oh.
Speaker: Starboard signs, scallywags. I got a number one podcast today. Not only is it the night before Thanksgiving, it's Wednesday night. Pittsburgh Steelers still fucking suck. And the Ohio State Buckeyes can lick my asshole. Just saying. It's the game. That's how you really feel. It's game week.
Speaker: Saturday is the game. Saturday is the game against the University of Michigan and the Ohio State University. Oh, there you go. Speaking of the game, I introduced, well, I think you'd seen it before, but last night I was flicking through Star and I noticed they had the water boy on there, so I had to watch the water boy.
Speaker: And I still laugh my ass off. I'm sitting there quoting the movie before they're saying, yes. But, and, and, and I'm still in love with Vicki Valancourt. I just lowered that one. I can't pronounce a real name. Can't pronounce a real name, but I don't care. It's a, yeah.
Speaker: Yep. Whatever. I don't care. She, yes, we do have called Bob for all. I care. She's Gordon. Five days of football in a row starting tomorrow afternoon. We got a triple header for Turkey day. Yeah. Then we got football on Friday for a black Friday football in the NFL. Then we get college football on Saturday. Then the NFL's back on Sunday. And then we get the NFL on Thursday or Monday for anything.
Speaker: Monday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. That means you better check your fucking roster before you go to bed tonight. I actually, I actually, um, I had, I had somebody that was going to be on a bye week. I've already switched them out. Um, I think I switched out my defense. No, I switched out my quarterback because my quarterback was like really low on points, projected points.
Speaker: So I switched it out and I switched out. I can't remember who I had on a bi -week, but I was able to switch them out. They were confirmed this morning. I don't even know who I'm playing because God forbid I actually pay for a phone and get to use it. But my daughter's playing on it as we speak.
Speaker: I think he's playing monopoly. So watch your watch your cities blow up or whatever they're called. I don't know. I still don't get the obsession with this fucking monopoly game that everybody's. They haven't been attacking me lately. Actually, if she's playing monopoly, tell her to get her ass into the fucking bakery and make our pie. Well, there's a team event going on where you partner up with people. OK.
Speaker: And you get like, you collect these little oven mitts. So you can go in and do spins to collect points to build this massive pie. Well, I was like, you know, the kids are always super active on there. I bet they would be good partners. They have been so far. I haven't even put any points into it because you get, you have four partners. So Nikki and I are. So we do our board first and then like this time it's.
Speaker: Uh, a friend of mine Keely and then Tony and then the kids. So it was like, I'll do mining Keely's next. And then we'll see where the kids are compared to where Tony is. Uh, and then I'll pick whoever's farthest ahead. I'll jump onto that board next. I see. No, I think the man, the myth, the legend, dude struck.
Speaker: But Brad, if your truck ever comes up missing, it's sitting outside of my house because God damn, that thing is gorgeous. He's got a beautiful square. Your truck coming up missing because Jeff A never leaves his bathroom and B can't leave Mexico because he's wanted by the federales in the state. Your truck is safe. That truck is gorgeous, dude. No, I think, um,
Speaker: I think, uh, I think your kids learned their lesson after me living in their boards for three days straight. Uh, actually that whole time you were attacking, um, is when I had the phone. And the only reason I knew you were attacking is because I get the notifications. Oh yeah. But lately it's they've been going after your pops. So after pops and my broster,
Speaker: Yeah. They've been attacking the pops like crazy, dude. It's hilarious. Yeah. They've been going after pops and Nick. So yeah, I find it alert and it, and I don't think they realize it. They just see the name Glick and they're like attack and I'm like, whatever. It's kind of funny though, because I get, uh, like they, they rarely attack tone, like almost that
Speaker: And I asked the same question of all three of them out there. What is this obsession? Oh, it's fun. No, it's not. I got better shit to do. I play one game on my phone and it's called
Speaker: It's like I'm, you know, you match the three things in a row and it disappears. It's called like Royal match or something like that. And the only reason I play it is because I can play it without wifi when I'm like on my way somewhere. Um, Jesus Christ. Been good, Brad. How you been, man? Yeah. Long time no see.
Speaker: You know I'm in the middle of a show right now. No, Benji, here's the way it comes. Pornhub is for beginners. Pornhub is, let's be honest, it's not that good. That's beginner stuff. Fair to middle of it.
Speaker: speaking of Monopoly, Nikki and a friend of ours started a group chat on Snapchat between the three of us so that we could share cards with each other and pass cards around. Oh, no, no, no. That's happening. That's happening as we speak in the living room. So she just asked a question. I said,
Speaker: I'm going to write on my podcast. What do you want from me? She's like, what cards do you have? So what it taught you, what it taught you. It was like, I sent a picture of the cards that I needed yesterday afternoon when they started the chat. And she was like, what cards do you need? Same ones that I needed yesterday. Well, Nikki said she gave you. Oh, yeah, she did. But not the other one. She's like, I was like, sorry, I'm in the middle of the podcast right now. I don't even know what's going on. I got to go.
Speaker: This just Watching them play while I'm watching TV because they all lay in bed and play and I'm like, oh my god There's just so much going on in that game Porno or not mobile
Speaker: Oh, just thought I'd shine in for a minute. We're doing a bird on the smoking. Nice. Nice. Hell yeah. Little gobble gobble on the smoker. See, I like that. That's the only thing is that's the only downfall about having friends or family because, you know, I'd be cool. You got to cook it all yourself.
Speaker: Yeah. No, I mean, I have no problem cooking it all to myself, but I don't, I'm not cooking. I'm not smoking a whole ass Turkey for just me and Nikki. Oh, agreed. Agreed. I'm the same way. They're like, uh, I'm the only one that I know in a, I don't know, a hundred mile radius that actually celebrates Thanksgiving. Cause it's not a thing here. Don't you have like the expats down there? They do, but I don't like any of them.
Speaker: well they're all snobby no no they're snobby they're they think they're better than everybody else because they were born american it's like you know what no but it's like it's it's it is country in the world it's also it's also people that have retired
Speaker: So they're all over like 55, 60. And I'm like, Oh, I can't be bothered to hang out with a bunch of old people. And they're like, they don't have the sense of humor that you and I do. So I can't come in there with my good jokes. Because they're like, Oh, that's so crass. So I'm like, fuck you. I'm ready to leave. Where's my turkey? I'm leaving. But we are cooking a honey baked ham. Right here. Because
Speaker: A whole turkey? Jesus Christ, take me a month to finish it. Well, even with the eight people that are constantly at my house. I know, right? Exactly. Like he says, Crass, you? No, never. Hey, you know what? She said, ooh.
Speaker: It is what it is. It's very hard to believe with the with the wild hyenas that live in your house that eat like fucking hogs that any food is going to go to waste or not. Oh, no, it won't go to waste. The problem is it's like you by yourself in one city. Guilty, but that's not just tell me you can't because I've witnessed you eat 27 Big Macs on the show.
Speaker: in one show. Yes, I understand our show's from 14 and a half hours long, but it's like four at most. That's still a lot of fucking Big Macs in one setting, bro. No, it's not. Yes, it is. I don't know. Maybe the Big Macs are smaller here. I don't know. Just not filling. I don't know. I mean, I know McDonald's is.
Speaker: different. You know, like McDonald's in Japan, you can get fucking rice and shit. Oh, yeah. Well, in France, you can get little cookies, the man lens and stuff. Like it's an experience. You can say F in America's if you want. It's just because you're jealous hashtag greatest country ever.
Speaker: says the person that's never been outside the country. There's a particular reason for that because I live in the greatest country in the world. Why do I need to go outside? Why do I want to go to someplace that's below us? I stand up on my throne and cast judgment and look down on the rest of the country. You know, simpletons. Leggy's got a point. The whole medium acting in certain countries, you know, you can't get the biggie size fries and shit.
Speaker: like the extra large fries you can't get. We don't do that in America. They did away with biggie years ago. It's large. Really? They did away with the biggie sizes or the super size. Yeah. After that super size me fucking documentary came out. I don't doubt it. Have you seen that documentary? At least it's all
Speaker: No, no, I had no I had no fucking desire whatsoever to. Oh, dude, it'll make you go off faster, like at least a week. I don't hear a lot of fast food, though. That's the thing. Listen, don't tell me you don't, because what was it at last? Every time I call you right around lunchtime, I can hear you go through the Wendy's drive through.
Speaker: Yeah. That would be like my one meal for the day. But when was the last time you called me? I haven't had Wendy's. I haven't had Wendy's in probably.
Speaker: It's been a couple of months. Now, however, today I did have raising canes and as bottom line, no, this ain't even up for discussion. This is just how it is. And if you don't like it, then sorry about your fucking luck, but this ain't even up for discussion and or debate out of all the chicken franchises, KFC, Bojangles, Popeyes, Zach's bees, whatever. Popeyes is a joke. Popeyes is a ghetto. Church's chicken is nasty. Church's chicken out of all of them. End all be all.
Speaker: No less answer, but there's no debate about it. I don't want to fucking hear it from the peanut gallery about chick -fil -a. No. Raising canes. No, I need to check that out, friend. When it comes to chicken. Rotten Ronald's. I don't know. Is that the one about the dude who stole the McDonald's right underneath the brother's feet? Oh, no, that's actually that's actually the movie. It's called the franchisee.
Speaker: of the franchise or something like that. Excellent movie. Michael Keaton is a flawless in it. It's such a good movie. It's really good.
Speaker: I think Rotten Ronalds is the documentary, but like if you watch the movie with Michael Keaton about how McDonald's became McDonald, what it is today, you'll be like, wow, that guy's kind of a dick. Really? That's, no, I said, super -sized me will take you off fast food for like, I don't know, a week. I was just like, me not going to Wendy's for a week. I was getting ready to say it.
Speaker: I had, I had chicken and mole and rice. It was awesome. Although I, I, every time I see mole, mole is a, it's, it's almost like a gravy and it's kind of like a bittersweet, but it looks like chocolate. So it literally looks like you have chocolate covered rice.
Speaker: chicken on your plate until you bite into it you're like wow this isn't chocolate and it's kind of disappointing for that first two seconds huh like the first time I saw it I was like wait you guys eat chicken and rice with chocolate on it I'm gonna love it here wait this isn't fucking chocolate this is bullshit you want to talk about disappointment it's pretty easy
Speaker: I had raising canes. I **** love raising canes. Nobody now likes raising canes. This is their biggest dispute and I keep **** telling them. I hate to break it to you but they're all **** same thing. They literally all taste the same. Nobody ever wants to go to are not raising canes because they have crinkle
Speaker: and crinkle cut fries rock crinkle cut fries taste bad i said they're all fucking made from the same goddamn it's a potato you know they're all potatoes just cut differently yeah this is mole tell me that doesn't look like chocolate it honestly looks like a turd oh dude it's got this weird bitter sweet
Speaker: taste to it. It's a it's Yeah, you think when you eat that much McDonald's, and that's all you eat is McDonald's, it's gonna kill you. It was a wild fucking documentary. Dude, that documentary is fucking weird. Oh, tato.
Speaker: We had a whole discussion the other night about people. I don't give a fuck how you pronounce things. Pecan, pecan. I think I got called a pretentious prick at one point. I don't, I don't know what I say. I just, I think I literally say something different every time I say it, but I think typically my go -to is pecan. It's pecan.
Speaker: I don't know if it depends. Let me think about it. It's goddamn pop. Oh, no, I'm sorry. It's a rifresco. It's fucking pop rifresco. It's pop. So we're from the same fucking place. We say this game. It's taken me years not to say pop.
Speaker: Because if you go to the restaurant, like I'll have a pop, they're like, what? I don't think I didn't almost choke slave gas station attendant down in South Carolina. Right, right. It looked like a freaking turn like he says it is pecan. That's where you go piss at the pecan.
Speaker: I'm about to. It's fizzy juice, you fuckheads. It's fizzy. It's carbonated. It's fizzy. You know what Sherbert is? Yeah. Yeah. It's it's it's it's it's like um it's frozen slushie basically. Frozen. Yeah.
Speaker: You know what it is in Ireland? Nope. Nevermind. He's gone. He's out of here. This is where we, this is where we get to learn about different cultures because that blew my mind that we were having an argument about two different damn things. It's French, I believe. I don't know.
Speaker: Ireland, Scotland, same thing. I don't know. I forget. Yeah. Scotland. You're in Scotland. You're in the little island. Ireland's attached to the UK. Sorry. My bad. Say if you guys enjoy potatoes and wear kilts. No. So in Ireland or Scotland, God damn it, I did it again. In Scotland.
Speaker: They have sherbert or sherbet or however the fuck you want to say it. Sorbet. But it's like it's like powdered sugar. Like, you know, the fun dip candies that we get here. OK, yeah, yeah, yeah. We were talking about it. This came up in my discussion of I don't give a fuck how you pronounce things. I'm not that guy. I'm going to argue with you about it Monday night. But ladies like I was like, yeah, sherbert's like an ice cream. No, it's not. It's a powdered flavored sugar. I said, no, the hell is.
Speaker: Oh, wait. So, so, like, Dippin' Dot style? No, like, the, the buns, you know, the powdered sugar. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The, that's basically sugar that you stick that, that white stick in. Yeah. Or like, those, what are those little sugar, what are those little tubes that you get? You know what I'm talking about? Oh, the, the, the pixie sticks. Yeah, pixie sticks. Yeah, it's, that's. Huh. Who fucking knows? It's all Greek to me.
Speaker: Yeah, I I couldn't I couldn't remember the name of Fundip and she said Sherbert and I said, no, that's freaking ice cream. Yeah. Sherbert. She she she sent me a link and then I had to show her like I put up a picture on the screen so she she can see what it was. Yeah. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure.
Speaker: This is rainbow sherbert actually. Well, look up what it is in Scotland. Yeah, I'm gonna have to do that. I was still right. Nonetheless. Wow, this is taking forever to load. Thanks, pranks, I guess. How's it going? Raffcio or something like that, raffa -co or I don't know. Whoa.
Speaker: How was I arguing with you when we were both right? You were wrong. I was wrong, but we were also both right. It's an ice cream. Now, it is powdered sugar in in in Scotland now. Well, that's not what I'm saying. Lady Cynthia Lake. It is. It is literally. They had it in like in like jars and. Yeah.
Speaker: As I said, the difference is in the different countries and shit like. So I said, I don't care how people pronounce things, Jesus Christ, pecan, pecan, whatever pop, don't actually know, you're not allowed to say soda. It's a pop. And if you say soda, as lady says, you're a right prick. So yeah, this is, this is, uh, it's called fizzy Sherbert.
Speaker: Just finished a report for my studies. Kind of exhausted. 2 a .m. There. Is that UK time? This is this is busy. No, it's later than that. No, fuck. It's like six hours. Yeah, they would call that sorbet. Sorbet. Sure bet. But but there's also but there's also
Speaker: a hard candy that's called sherbert it's called sherbert lemon and it's it's a it's like a it's almost like a jolly rancher kind of look and i don't know why it's taking forever low but that's sherbert as well that's the candy that grandma always had yeah you know now my grandma used to have the little hearts that were cinnamon
Speaker: Oh, you know, my grandma, this is where the hardware, the little straw, the little candies that we're in. The strawberries. Yeah. A little chewy in center. Oh, my God. Those are awesome. Those are so good. Well, strawberry delicacies or or where there's original. Where there's are disgusting. Watch your whore mouth. Where there's rock. There's a special place in hell for people like you.
Speaker: I don't know. We all eat furthers. That's okay. I'm okay with it. Well, pranks, you have fun with your studies. Hopefully everything went well and hopefully getting good grades in your studies. Yeah. Cause that's what we did.
Speaker: be good. Great. You end up like us on a very successful podcast. Number one podcast in the world. There you go. Podcast heavyweight champion of the world. Yeah. There you go. See, I'll say on a Dumbledore.
Speaker: Uh, you know, that was my exact slot when I heard it, when I read it as well. You guys have good Turkey days. Get old. Hey, you ain't brought branch. You still in the area. You still in Ohio. We'll have to hit me up. Maybe we can get together and have a couple of beers sometime. Yeah.
Speaker: You want to go to university and become an engineer, become a doctor, become a lawyer, become a this and that, or do you want to be like us? Well kids, if you want to be like us, drink a lot of beer and curse a lot. That reminds me, there is a video going around TikTok. I have to find you for after the break. Study high, get high. Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker: Hold on, I'll be right back. I gotta grab my phone and send my computer or something. Okay, now that that dead weight's out of the room. Anyways, let's get down to business. Oh, okay, nice. I'm out in there still. Big ol' city of Dirk.
Speaker: Yeah, hit me up sometime. Maybe we can get together and, uh, I have a couple of brewskies or some shit to catch up. Uh, any who, I didn't plan shit to talk about tonight. Actually, I did have a couple of ideas of a couple of things to talk about. So, um, we'll get, we'll get this first hour bullshit out of our system and.
Speaker: I want to, I don't want to be obviously for Americans tomorrow's Thanksgiving. I don't want to be fucking boring and be like, Oh, well, Betty Crocker put her seven tips out for making the best stuffing or butterball has tips to make the best Turkey ever. I don't want to be boring. Let's get real. Let's get serious.
Speaker: I say that, but it's going to be just as lame, but it's just general topic of conversation. But you guys got to get involved in the chatters box. I don't know why I'm pointing at you guys. Like you can see me, but I'm pointing at you guys. Jeff, I did almost a five hour show on Monday by myself. Oof. Because these guys are over here in the chatters box. We're on one Monday night, man. They were something else. I was having a ball hanging out with him in the chat. He's a better town. Hmm.
Speaker: I think you're in your cell, man. Be safe cooking that, uh, cooking that bird. But there is a, there's a new song on Tiktok, Chris, that, uh, I think it was made for just you. Just me. Yeah. It's what we do. Now, now the video I have starts out with a question that literally, literally
Speaker: Literally, it literally goes right to you. So bear with me two seconds while I play this. Why you drink so much beer? In heaven, there is no beer. That's why we drink it here. And when we are gone from here, our friends will be drinking our beer. I've seen that before.
Speaker: I'm not mad at it, but it's been stuck in my head all fucking day. I saw that the other day, and it's been stuck in my head ever since. And I was like, you know what? Backs. Backs. Backs. Oh.
Speaker: I was scrolling through a team move yesterday. Yeah, like that. You know, you know, a team. Yeah, it did. Yeah, I have a team. I've never bought anything on there, but I actually bought quite a bit of stuff. I haven't looked. The reason why I haven't bought anything is I can't narrow it down to one fucking thing. I'll end up buying 50. It did for me. It's another.
Speaker: We'll be here. Thanks for stopping by. I said a little, but that's an old classmate of ours. Again, one of those guys that we go way back with old Brad Bowden there. Yeah. Brad's awesome. Um, but they have a ton of Sasquatch stuff on there.
Speaker: Oh, yes. Got all these like metal signs. And there was one that was bad ass. And it was like the picture was like a big silhouette of Bigfoot. And it was white. And then down below was like a forest in black. And as in a Sasquatch standing in like the big silhouette, the American flag of an air. But there was and it was like one of those metal signs.
Speaker: Right. I've seen them. I've thought about ordering you some of those. The other one was, don't feed the Sasquatch world champion, hide and seek world champion. And then my favorite one was Sasquatch mating season. Don't look them in the eyes. I actually saw, I saw a picture the other day.
Speaker: I wish I would have saved it. You know, you scroll through Facebook, you see these weird, funny pictures. It was kind of like a meme, but it was a cartoon of three bears sitting around a campfire. And the one leans over to the other and says, don't leave empty beer cans around. You'll attract the fat bearded guys. And I was like, you know, facts. What up, bears?
Speaker: You know, sometimes when if you go to save a picture or something, your Facebook will refresh and then you can't find it again. Yeah. It's god forbid, you know, and that's what happened. It refreshed. I couldn't find it again. I was, I'm still pissed about it. Well, I was like, I showed Nikki that Sasquatch
Speaker: You ever make love to a Bigfoot and then underbrush when it was just starting to rain a little bit. That's what it feels like to drive a Ford F 150.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker: And it was like, why don't leprechauns run across the field? And then it pauses because it tickles their balls. And I was like, man, not funny. Not even funny. You'd be actually cool if you were a leprechaun. You're just a fucking midget. You're like a fucking gardener, man. What are you going to do?
Speaker: push you down. Can I say great things come in small packages? Well, as your friend of 25 years, I begged a different and say lies. I'm still looking for the great after 25 years. Where's the great chat? Cause I'm getting a whole lot of bullshit and shenanigans the last 25 years. So Google just went live with their AI. Ooh.
Speaker: When you go onto your main Google page under Chrome, it shows a little beaker. When you click on it, it goes to their AI. It's called Search Labs. Beaker? The guy from Sesame Street? No, beaker as in like scientist stuff. Like test tubes and shit. But it's a beaker.
Speaker: And I was sitting there looking at it, I was like, what the fuck is that? And I clicked on his search labs, it's there. It's a SGE generated AI in search. Supercharge your search to find where you're looking for it in faster, easier ways. I want to get one of those programs that you would probably be better, more or better.
Speaker: You'd probably be a little bit more knowledgeable because I know you've danced with the AI a little bit more than I have. But there's programs where you can upload like your podcast or your shows or whatever. It will make short like AI clips that you can post. Oh, yeah. I actually have. I'll send you. I have a I have some screenshots there. So because I'm when I do surf the Internet, I'm usually on TikTok. A couple of people.
Speaker: that I follow or watch they talk about AI every once in a while and they show it's just a list and they're like gives this AI does this let's say I does that and it gives links where or the name so you can search that and most of them are free versions so I'll send you a list of different AIs with what they do and you can play with it or you could do I could but
Speaker: I could, but it's not like I don't do it enough as it is. Sounds like a lot of work. I do three shows a week. Do all the behind the scenes. Now I'm doing Twitch, you know, trying to help grow us on Twitch. What do you do? You play video games, calm down. You're fired. Get out of here. Get up out of here. We don't want them around. I'm better on my own. This is like the equivalent.
Speaker: This is the equivalent. I'm George Michaels and you're the other guy. I was going to say the rockers from WWE, but I know you don't know anything about wrestling. You're a lost making out of like, okay. Marty Gennady shoving or Sean Michaels throwing Marty Gennady through the barbershop window. You'd have been like, what? I don't get it. You.
Speaker: I don't know. Uh but no, there's there's um you like like like I literally saved those. I literally saved those those screenshots for the simple fact. I want to play with some of them. I just gotta find the time to do it. Um like uh thankfully, I don't have to work far. I have a man. Don't wait. I have to pull one day off. So, don't wake me before you go. Go. Just leave.
Speaker: don't ever disturb my sleep. Just go away. Finally, don't go away mad. Just don't just go away. Make like a tree and leave. There you go. Make like a big door in a battleship. Yeah. Or as as as old boy from Back to the Future, make like a tree and split.
Speaker: No, he says make like a tree and get out of here. I love those movies. Oh, Biff. You know, he's got he's got a a little restaurant. It's called Biff's Cafe. And it actually says Biff's Cafe in the in the same style letters from from the the second movie. Seen him years ago at the Funny Bone. He was doing stand up. He was actually a pretty goddamn funny.
Speaker: Somebody's got to get the first one of the night and she's going to go ahead and take it. We're not even out of the first hour yet.
Speaker: I told you guys on Twitch. Can somebody get this knife out of my back? I'm just sensing that damn. Fucking hurt. I can't reach it. Like they're in a fucking spine. God damn. I'm offended. I'm triggered. Yeah, I need my coloring book and my puppy.
Speaker: jesus i'm gonna switch headphones uh uh still alive lady no probably no danger originally oh no no clue
Speaker: It helps you turn on. She said, she said, I'm sorry, Dusty Spunk. Don't be sad or offended. It should be. I've got to remember that. I've got to take a picture of that so I don't forget it.
Speaker: I'll come across this in like two weeks. I'm like, why the **** did I take a picture of the Chatter's box? Yeah. Uh I I end up snap our our our screen shotting so many things throughout the week that I'm like, wait, why did I take this picture? Yeah. I'll look at the picture and go, oh yeah, then I'll laugh again. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just in my own little world. My own little head. I'll make
Speaker: I'll make fun of you. I'll make fun of you. I'll make fun of you. I'll make fun of you. I'll make fun of you. I'll make fun of you. I'll make fun of you. I'll make fun of you. I'll make fun of you. I'll make fun of you. I'll make fun of you. I'll make fun of you. I'll make fun of you. I'll make fun of you. I'll make fun of you. I'll make fun of you.
Speaker: I get to sleep. Oh, you and me. Oh brother, I cannot wait to sleep in tomorrow. The kids are at their moms. I mean, let's be honest. I don't, I don't get up. I have to work still. Yeah. Well, the kids will be at their mom. Austin's working tomorrow with Nikki. Sorry. They're going to be getting up early and leaving. I'm probably going to get.
Speaker: Uh, some fat ass dog in bed with me after Nikki leaves. I had to think about that for a second. I was like, wait, what? I forgot he had a dog. We have a dog now. She's my fucking neighbor. She's a fat fucking woo woo. Every once in a while she sneaks down here and climbs in bed. I don't know. That's weird. So.
Speaker: So my, my, uh, my sister -in -law, she's got this little fucking cat, right? And for some reason, and I don't know why, nobody can explain it to me. This fucking cat now lives at my house. How does that cat live at your house with like 47 stupid dogs? Uh, dogs are in the backyard. But this thing, I cannot get it to leave me alone. I don't, I'm not a cat guy in the first place.
Speaker: But this fucking I'm sitting on the couch, they eat my lunch and this cat literally falls asleep in my lap. And then instinctively, you know, the cat and I turned to my wife and I was like, I do the greatest trick the devil ever pulled. And she's like, you're an idiot. I'm like, no, this is why we keep in the car. Just so I can do that. And then.
Speaker: Damn right. I pet the kitty cat. Yeah, I do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Little kitty. That's why my wife cheated on me because my dick's huge and I petted the kitty too much. I pet the kitty too much. Yeah. That's all it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: what are you going to do? What are you going to do? Maybe. Yeah, but look what happened to them. They say, yeah, you know, the, uh, ancient worship in a different kind of way.
Speaker: I'm convinced more and more every day that ancient Egyptians were actually just aliens. Maybe it's someone visiting you. Nobody. Yeah, nobody. Nobody. What? What I mean? What to do, big Jeeves? Big pimping? Big pimping?
Speaker: I mean, little pimping. Yeah, whatever. One of those two. This is the first time I've been outside today. I was told I'm no longer allowed to smoke the house. So I'm outside smoking. You know what I would have said. Oh, hey, that's me.
Speaker: Oh, I was like, why did you go quiet all of a sudden with your phone and your body? And I was like, OK, is that what you want to say? OK. I said it would be me. I've been like, woman. I paid the motherfucking bills in this house. And if I want to smoke in it, I'm going to smoke in it. Remember earlier when we were at Home Depot and you said I couldn't get a tool? Remember what happened? It's about to happen again.
Speaker: I'll tell you what I'm going to do. What are you telling Jeff with two black eyes? Not shit because he's already been told twice. Hey man, I'll call him big Geebles if I want to call him big Geebles. That'll be rude. Hey there little fella.
Speaker: He's the same size as you. Calm down, Jeff. Yes, but I'm cool. You know what? After knowing you for 25 years, I would say that Jesus is probably just about that much cooler than you. Question. And I think it was going to come in this last year. When do you put up the tree?
Speaker: Christmas. Christmas after Thanksgiving. We're going to put it up. We'll put it up Monday. Ours was taken out this weekend. It is up. It's not decorated. I don't know if you got the memo, ma 'am. Ma 'am, I'm the champ. I can say and do whatever the hell I want.
Speaker: I have a microphone. I have a microphone. If I decide to call him Sir Geebles, the 43rd of Edgerton, then I will. I don't know. The first number you came up with. Panda equals Jeff. Two black eyes.
Speaker: kids running around. Hey, kid. Alright, I won't call him Geebles no more. I didn't know you called him that but nonetheless. Oh, my Geebles. She's Irish. They're weird. I don't know. I'm just gonna kick my ass.
Speaker: I'm going to get a, but get a message that long. I'm going to get a message to Marta. It's going to be a picture of a plane ticket. You have this many hours before I kick you. She's just going to show up and kick me right in the bowl. For a return flight, one hour later, get you all over the house, kick you. All right. I gotta go.
Speaker: I'm going to answer and kick me right in the balls. You can't even say hi. But congratulations, you can add me to the list of people who met you before somebody else did. I met her for 2 .5 seconds. She didn't even say hi.
Speaker: I don't copy your names for everybody else. Just jeebles. I didn't know you called him that but uh, you know what? Oh, Tony by calling him pookums because you don't like it because that's funny. He don't like it. We do it because it's funny. The boot in the balls.
Speaker: I'm going to I'm going to knock. I'm going to knock on the door of our subway. I want to answer it. She's going to be standing there. Like, don't you have any bags? Nope. Just came to kick him out of the balls.
Speaker: I'm here to see a man about a pair of balls.
Speaker: I told ya, Dusty Spunk and Andrew Wrigley. Yeah. I told him, I said that the bin broke up. I compared us to Wham before you said Andrew Wrigley. That's why you brought up Andrew Wrigley. Now you're stealing from me. Yeah, see? It's a symbiotic relationship. You guys steal from each other. That's how it works.
Speaker: It's like one mind between the two of you. But somehow, all the shit lies on me. I don't get the shit out of this thing because there's two people, one mind thing. No, well, you really don't because it's scary how often that actually happens. It happened this morning, I think. When she was on Fireman, Helen was in Fireman Rich's show. Right.
Speaker: So, and I had said something and she yelled at me and she's like, get out of my head. I was getting ready to say that. Only about 500 squids. Which is like 500 bucks.
Speaker: It's like five feet. And it's going to take her a while to round up 500 squids. I hear squids are pretty elusive at creatures. You're currency in Ireland. Poke, poke, poke. Do you like fish, my squid? I'm giving you a squid.
Speaker: No, I didn't know his name. I couldn't think of his fucking name, but nobody can actually think of his name. And you just, they're from over there. So it's probably easier originally is come on. I heard a George Michael. That's like every band has an Apple and you know who Apple is?
Speaker: Oh, you don't. It's that one guy from the Black Eyed Peas. So every band has an app. There's this guy's name was Apple, but nobody knows who he is. I didn't know that. You know, well, I am. I don't know. I didn't know the dude's name was Apple. Honestly, the only people I know from Black Eyed Peas is Will. I haven't and 30, but OK.
Speaker: Trust me That is not a king of mine You know what that might explain the kills That's not a bad round trip really if you think about it
Speaker: That's true, Apple is one of Paltrow's kid's names. Nobody even cares about Chris from Coldplay. And the only thing Quinn is Paltrow has done in her career was play Pepper Potts. And the only thing, what is that? Like her vagina. She what? She has candles that smell like her vagina. She sells them. They smell like squid?
Speaker: I am too! It's weird that I would buy the candle now because, I mean, just so people walk in my house, ooh, what's that? Excellent fragrance, that's one of those five toes pussies. Just saying. Vagina, come on, keep it classy.
Speaker: No, no, no, no. Yeah. Like that's one of those pussies. No, come on in. What if he does vanilla or vanilla vagina candles? Vanilla. Yeah, it's called it's called Gwyneth Paltrow's goop launches hands off my vagina candle. I don't.
Speaker: Okay, I'm very curious on how it smells, but how much are those candles? Curious. Well, Jeff, those candles were roughly around $75. Yeah, not worth it. They feature notes of coconut milk, Damocasena roses mixed with raw vanilla, Hanoki cypress, and hints of toasted cacao.
Speaker: Yeah, I guarantee smells like milk but not that coconut milk. That's what it smells like. I ain't never leaving home if I was Chris from fucking Coldplay. He's not worried about people not knowing he's from Coldplay. Let's be honest. He's like, call me Bob, bro. I care. It smells excellent in here. I agree. There's no way our pussy smells like good.
Speaker: I think now protests too much they're going to pop through. Well, that's my personal business and I'd appreciate it if you'd stay out of it. I may or may not have upwards of 40 to 50. I might put them in a circle and sit there at night. Oh, don't judge me. Kink unlocked. Put a bunch of pepper pots, pictures up.
Speaker: When we become super famous from the show, can we make candles that smell like our ball sweat? Oh, we're doing nonsensical nonsense ball sack candles. Oh, yes. We're going to shape them like ball sacks. Yes.
Speaker: Exactly. You like the dick? I didn't say anything about a dick. I just said a ball sack. The dick looks like a dick so you light it and then the balls literally melts. This guy. And it smells like leather. It smells like more white cigar.
Speaker: You know, I'm not mad at it. I'm in. I'm like cheap beer. I'm just getting your cigar. There you go. We have a whole nonsensical nonsense line of ball sack candles. Anybody who's ever co -hosted or been on the show that has a pair of balls. Yeah.
Speaker: it's we we have to you have to send them to a specialist like they're going to be a mold made. Chief says gross. Chief says gross, but he'd be our number one customer. He's the first one ordering. Let's be honest. He's going to do his music show and be like,
Speaker: That looks awfully familiar behind you. What is that buddy? Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
Speaker: appreciate the support of the show. Jeeves, you demand. We call these nuts. They come in various sizes and colors. You know what? I wouldn't even make fun of Jeeves if that was the possible. If that actually happened and he had him just to support the show because I know Jeeves is a huge. It would be totally worth it. He actually supports people. He doesn't say that he supports people just to look cool in front of people. He actually supports
Speaker: Yeah. I'm just saying if they don't show up on Leggy's Instagram, I'm going to be pissed. We're going to sponsor her mixtape show. Just right on top of her on air side.
Speaker: I'm, you know, I'm not mad. I know you lurkers are watching, but guess who else is going to be sponsored by us because they still won't be making any money. All them fuckers that you're going to go tattle to. Hey, they're talking. I am. I am talking about him. Go tell him. Who is him? Who is him? I'm so scared.
Speaker: What? She says a mug. With with your picture on it and a brawl on your head. What the hell is that like actual merch you had? Or is that just like something? Is there more to the story? Is it weird that I want to see this mug now? But um.
Speaker: And it's not that they're like, I want to see, I want to see a broad, I just want to see a picture. Because the way you describe it sounds weird. Jeez, I do have one. I do have that. Cameron has a cop, a nonsensical nonsense coffee mug and a tumbler, I think. Yeah, coffee mug. Maybe one of my exes has a tumbler or something like that.
Speaker: Oh, shit, he just sent the picture. Looks like this. I was going to say, put it up on the screen. I got to see. I don't have anything. I was going to say, oh, is that it's a picture right there? It's her it's her. Oh, OK. Well, a little emoji. Well, there you go.
Speaker: Well, there you go. I was really. I didn't see any boobs. I'm just saying. Got me all excited. Not a boob and shite. Jeff, I think they might be bigger. I'm curious on what made you think I'm not
Speaker: I know you got the first person to put a bra on your head because, you know, I've done it, but why? She does goofy shit on her lives. I mean, I could scream, grab some of the dump. Dude, if it wasn't for the fact that I was like 325 pounds and I had a stupid ass mustache, I would absolutely put the minivan ninja on a shirt from my parents. That was that was the minivan. It's a sexual move.
Speaker: Copy that. Two in the front, five in the back. Nice. And I was like, how the hell do you pull that off? Like, this turned into a whole fucking discussion. Where's my strolling duck at? Hey, Vicky, how you doing? It turned into a whole discussion, like me trying to figure out how in the hell you fucking pull that off. And it turned into me being a fucking ninja, going like, what the fuck?
Speaker: The next morning I wake up to about 200 fucking messages from screenshots. Are you doing these crazy bros? People were taking of me doing all these trying to figure out like how the hell you make the minivan work. But I was I was fat and gross and disgusting man I was probably that was probably me at my absolute lowest point in life.
Speaker: Um, so, uh, you know, now, you know, if I recreated it, I would absolutely put it on a shirt or a cup or a mug or something like that. Someone, someone on Periscope asked her to show her bra. So she did. There you go. What's going on, Mickey? And this kind of the whole.
Speaker: thing with the internet. You're a chick. You're online long enough. Somebody's got to see your boobs. We don't get that as guys. You'd be surprised. You might not get that, but I mean, I don't get that. I don't get to. Hey, can I see your boobs? But I mean, yeah, I guess I did. I did. Please. I'm funny. So all the ladies.
Speaker: For all the ladies that are on Tinder or anything like that, keep a dick pic in your photo album. So when somebody sends you a dick pic, you send the other one back that says, makes me hard too. They won't bother you no more. Or, or you just do like lady and I did when we got wiener bombed after you left. That wiener bombed. Yeah. I didn't tell you. No.
Speaker: Oh, Vicki, you're a Jesus girlfriend. I didn't know that. Nice to meet you. Oh, I'm sorry. I love Jesus. Jesus is a good dude. I got to love for Jesus. What's, uh, what's, uh, uh, when they asked me to show Bob, yeah, Bob, I show photos of famous Bob's Bob Hope, Bob Marley, Bob. I've done that before like me.
Speaker: I've done that before on Periscope. The rare occasion that my ex -wife made an appearance on Periscope and the weirdos would be in there. And even though the chatters would be going off on them for being disrespectful to her and everything like that, I would just grab her phone and start looking up like famous bombs and just hold it up. I did that same exact shit. Um,
Speaker: Yeah. That's so weird. Like that's so weird. Well, hold on a second. Actually we're up against it. Yeah, we're going up against it, but I'm sure you come back. We're going to take a real quick break mainly because I'm an alcoholic and I have to go recycle beer and I have to go get more beer. Um, yeah.
Speaker: But when we come back, break, I'm going to tell the story and like, I don't know if you're available or not, or if you want to, you should probably actually be in bed. But, uh, of how like you and I got wiener bombed live on the air on this show, I think it was after you left. I think I would have remembered that. Oh no, you were, you were definitely not here. You, you had left, you were gone. Um, and, and it was just like,
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Speaker: I thought it'd be the cowboy killers They put a hole in my chest I didn't want to send, gave out the rich But then you still left Turns out you can hit a rock bottom
Speaker: If you got on, so I got on, I'll go back to back Chained smoking whiskey, shot after shot Years through your memory, that's all that I got And now it's locked, hell, I still smoke cigarettes
Speaker: It's really negative for a stiff drink One vice for another Didn't do a damn thing, it just changed, yeah
Speaker: Like hell I steal small cigarettes I change smoke and we're scared as close as I hope as I can to lighten back up It's quitting too hard so I just stay drunk alone in this bar I change smoke and we're scared
Speaker: It's as close as I can Face love, you're in, it's time, it's time
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Speaker: I got to sing with Matt James of Blacktop Mojo. Vicky, if you've never heard of Blacktop Mojo or Matt James, they're a really cool band. I was actually thinking about playing them for breaks tonight. But they're on all social media and everywhere you stream music. Blacktop Mojo and Matt James.
Speaker: If you want to check out more of their stuff, really good band. They're friends of the show. I can say that because it's true. Yeah. Well, they've been on the show a couple of times. Uh, yeah. We got to get cat on the show next. Yeah. Um, but, uh,
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Welcome back. Welcome back to this thing. We'll go back to not physical nonsense. He's Andrew Ridge Lee. I'm Glick also of the show. He's Jeff. I'm Glick.
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Speaker: Yeah. Um, we were talking about weird people online and you know, like dudes that go into online, you know, like, uh, like, uh, dudes are or, you know, whatever. They're like, show us your bulbs, show us your bulbs, blah, blah, blah. Which for however reason, I think it was like a censorship thing. You couldn't put boobs. So they changed boobs to Bob's. Um, that's one of those. Yes.
Speaker: I don't know. I'm a man and I've never been, I've never been that guy first and foremost. So those are jokes. That's what we do. We make jokes. What are you talking about? That's why we don't have a female co -host anyways. So
Speaker: Yeah, it was a couple of Saturdays ago because it was after you left, I think Matt had come up and Lagee and I were still talking. We were still shooting the shit. And this, you know, the link was out there because it's open door and anybody. So get this fucking person that pops up and I can see the person in the screen. So I go down and Lagee and I say, you know, whatever, somebody's going to join us. So I click on it. And as soon as I click on it,
Speaker: You see us on tiny wiener McGillicuddy just in all his little glory. I was like, Oh God. He's like, I couldn't get it out. Who does that? Like who scrolls through YouTube lives?
Speaker: Yeah. To find somebody that's live, join their live and put their tiny pecker on there. And then we made fun of them for about 10 minutes. And it was pretty sad that. Oh, yeah. As I said, it's pretty sad that I'm making fun of you because I'm notoriously known as having a small pecker. I feel like you made me feel like fucking Peter North. I'm just saying. I was big big.
Speaker: That was not impressive. It's one thing when a dude makes fun of you, but not even remotely. I I've never been that guy. I don't understand the concept. Hey, look at my dick. Honestly,
Speaker: Because women really want to go, oh, I want to see a dick tonight. I mean, they might. Ever? If you're in a relationship with them, maybe. Yeah, right. But I mean, like, I want to see a stranger's dick tonight.
Speaker: Oh, I am. I am cropping that. That was so clean. And so. What woman? What woman says that that's what I want to see tonight? I know what you're saying, but the simple fact of the matter is. Yeah, go ahead. I don't care. I go ahead and I need to save the time. Yeah, yeah. I just took a picture of it. Where's the.
Speaker: Edit that. It takes it out of context. Look how you do. Nobody is talking about. I have no idea. Text. There it is. You don't think there was reaction is expecting. What reaction do you expect to see? This is better pictures. So I don't forget the time frame.
Speaker: I don't think I was the reaction that the guy was expected in any way, shape or form at all. I'm more freaked out because I agree what she's saying there.
Speaker: Uh, you know, because I don't want to get like, I'll get in trouble for playing copywriting music. I ain't getting in trouble to get some fucking strange weirdo wants to put his tiny pecker on my, on my, on my podcast. What's the weiner, weiner bombing? You know, just because it looked like a pinky doesn't mean anything. We don't make our decisions on whether we want to get into it based off your cap. Wow. That was just so aggressive.
Speaker: I agree. It's different. Like it's, you know, long distance relationship. Like, well, let me see it. Uh, but even then I'm like, yeah, I don't know. I'm not going to show my day. Yeah. Like I have done it twice. I'm in that same boat.
Speaker: And we were in a relationship, and it was after she begged me. And she had already seen it. And that was the other thing, like. You've written this. Do you really need to see it? Yeah, I was trying to think of a classy way to be like, it's been in a lot of your orifices. Do you really need a picture of it? Because I'm not all that impressed by it. My Zoom doesn't go that much.
Speaker: I just felt weird. Yeah, exactly. Stupid censorship. Just cock in general is such an aggressive word. Yes, no, seriously. Seriously, like we she got shitty with me about it. And I was just like, why? Because that's just fucking weird to me. You know, I've never understood the concept. I was I have friends of mine that are female. And
Speaker: Actually one of them, I was trying to convince her to start a podcast where she just did a podcast telling stories about her experience on dating apps because she would send me these screenshots and it would be, they would match like on Tinder or something. And the dude would be like, Hey, what's up? How are you doing? And she'd be like, Oh, you know, I'm doing good. How are you? And then all of a sudden
Speaker: Yeah. My question for the guys that do this stuff, when does that work? I'm sure the ones that are like, oh, this is my go to move. I say, hi, how are you doing that? I show my dick. No, it doesn't work that way. My go to movies. So we know we've seen your take. My go to movies, you see these?
Speaker: You know how I got these? Yeah, that's right. That's right. Because I'm old as fuck. Probably. I don't doubt it. Like anything, you know. I had an odd. Any any dating app has got those stories. Yeah, I have.
Speaker: I say I have a ton. I have, I have, I do have a bunch of female friends. Uh, and that's all they ever were. They're just friends. And I've heard their dating stories and I'm like, I just want somebody to match with me on Tinder.
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, but you'll get you'll get a mouth. No, no, no. You'll get a match. But within like 20 minutes. Do you want to buy my crypto? You want to follow me on OnlyFans? Yeah.
Speaker: It's like, you know what? No, porn is free. Yeah. I believe it, Jeeves. I believe that you've never done it. You're a good, wholesome young man. Oh, you lie. Meanwhile, Jeeves got a whole catalog. He's got separate poems in his dick bag. He only sends them tonight. 47 weeks, baby.
Speaker: I just did a Google Drive. I just did a Google Drive. It's an album. Here's my dick by the way. That's no liberty. Here's my dick. This is my dick in Johnny Depp. What the hell?
Speaker: My dick is famous. That was my thing. Like, how the hell are these dudes getting matches? And I'm not getting matches. I don't know. And it's not like I have very high standards. I mean, not as though it's your show, but but I'm not like.
Speaker: You must be you must be five foot two triple D's and a fat ass and have a nice car and make money so I can mooch off of you. I mean, like, I'm like, Hey, are you still alive? We're doing that. Do you like beer? Because I like beer. How about standards are kind of low. How do you?
Speaker: That is an important question. How do you use the steak? Because nobody wants to end up with the one vegetarian on Tinder. You're like, wait, you don't eat meat? Yeah. If we match, answer this question to break the ice. I prefer my steak blank. Last time I was on Daily Naps, there was so many matches there was everyone.
Speaker: Well, you know once again, this is the the the Quote -unquote double standard
Speaker: in all those matches that you had and the overwhelming matches, how many didn't send you dick pics is my question. It sounds it sounds like you're being a little bit braggadocious and maybe just a smidge of a twat. No, it's not because because. No, no, no, no, no. And here's the thing. I don't care what the girl looks like if she has boobs. You will get matches. Period. End of story. Because
Speaker: Guys will go on there like check. Yep. That's a chick. Yep. That's a chick. There's videos. There's videos of guys that'll be like at a bar and they'll, or girls who will take a video in front of them. Just like not even looking just swiping. Yep. And waiting for a match to pop up because with guys on a dating app, it's a numbers game. If you just match with girls, it's like you're reading their profile and you're reading all their interests and they'll go, okay, yeah, she is pretty. And she does like everything I like.
Speaker: And then you'll never hear from. And by the way, I met all their I met all their their their their.
Speaker: preferences. I was over six foot tall. I had a beard and I had a job. I had my over six foot tall at birth. Shut the **** up. You know, it's like I want a man who is six foot taller. I want a man who is over six foot tall has a really nice beard has his has his **** together has his own car a job in his own place.
Speaker: Cause that's a, but I'm about, and you're sitting here going check, Mark, check, Mark, check, work, check, work. But you can't save your life. Yeah. Meanwhile, I can go to the gym and get and meet some psychopath that shows up at my house at one o 'clock in the morning because my Snapchat location was on. You're less than on that, didn't you?
Speaker: I mean, I gave her a start and talk to the next morning.
Speaker: I didn't even talk to most of them. I just shut them down because I knew it was going to be and it's exhausting. And I wasn't on like, I mean, there was a part, there was a time.
Speaker: don't think that I spent all this time on dating apps. I was literally on fucking Tinder for all of like two and a half months. And I'm like, this is like, you know, you can't stand the little wiener pictures. Is that what you're saying? I'm sure you've heard horror stories about us, but we're not as bad as people think.
Speaker: No. No, it really isn't for leggy. When my summer breeze. And then an ambulance in my room. Anywho, when my ex -girlfriend, I split up and I was single for a little bit, a little hot second. No, wait. Nope. That's not enough. It was after the cop. Yeah, it was after my ex -girlfriend.
Speaker: I was single longer that time, but I was going to the gym and whatnot. And I, I just, I met this girl at the gym. She approached me. We were talking, she was cool. Whatever. Just nothing. We just never really like locked anything down, like defer a date or anything like that. Um, cause I had to show three nights a week. I had time and then work and everything. And I was sitting at the house one Friday night.
Speaker: It was like 1 o 'clock in the morning. There was a knock at my door. That's the kind of knock you want. Nobody ever comes to see me. I don't have no friends. I don't have no family. I mean, I have family. We just don't talk. You know what I mean? Yeah, but this was also one of the time that pops would occasionally stop by the house. Yeah, no one pops and I were still talking.
Speaker: But as I've said before, when I told you guys a story about how I almost shot my dad, I'm tall enough that one of my department I had when I walked out, I could see out the, I had a window in my door. It was a top of the door, and see out. And I could just barely see the top of her head. And I was like, what the fuck? So I answered the door and I was like, oh, what's up? And she's like, what are you doing? Are you playing video games?
Speaker: Oh wow, I've seen your location on Snapchat and I'm like, it doesn't really work that way. Like it's going to, are you awake or, or, Hey, are you busy? Hey, can I stop? Yeah. Not unless you wouldn't, not, I mean, it literally locked down my building, but not unless you knock on every door at one o 'clock in the morning, a little creepy, you know, red flags are going off. Jesus Christ. I mean, it was one o 'clock in the morning and I was drinking and.
Speaker: that's not a good look
Speaker: I'm the number one on that list. So I've had my location. I didn't, I never, my location, I never even thought about, you know, but now it's been off ever since. Um, but yeah, the roles were reversed. That's super creepy. I'm, I'm a rapist. I'm a pedophile. Um, I'm this, I'm that. But, um, the next thing you know, your, your face and pig and store, the whole story is all over Reddit for the next year.
Speaker: next morning, her and I did have a conversation. It was the last time we talked. Um, but I said, you know, you can't just, just show up here unexpected. I said, you know, I got kids, my dad of three kids that are here at that time. They were there half the time. I said, they're here half the time. I said, you just can't be popping up, especially one o 'clock in the morning. Cause I said, this is like one o 'clock in the morning and my kids are here. That's not a good look on you. Like, you know,
Speaker: That walking shoe is cool, but it ain't that cool. Yeah. It was like, you know, at least drop me a message. Some men, you know, like, yeah, like, like, okay. If I was, if roll reverse, if, if I saw a chick was at home, I'd mess it. Hey, I see you're at home. What you doing? You asked me, why do you Americans own guns? Click. Why do you, well,
Speaker: answer my door. Now, granted, my friend is in my hand when I answer my door because if it's somebody looking for trouble and then they got trouble. Dylan, what's going on, little buddy? But um but no, we did have a conversation about the next day, the next morning.
Speaker: I don't know how you wait till next morning. Let's knock this out and then we're going to talk honey. I'm not mad at it. I'm just saying. She was strategically placed that next morning in there. We're going to do this. We're going to do this, but we're going to talk tomorrow. I was single. It is what it is. Everybody has stories when they're single, you know, things happen. You know, I, you know,
Speaker: I don't have a lot of those stories. Like I don't have a lot of one night stand stories and all honesty. I think I have like three, maybe four. And I got to dress herself. Jesus. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I have just, I have damn near just as how do I phrase that? I have just as many, actually I have less one than I have sexual partners that I was in actual relationships with.
Speaker: Really? Most of my partners were, I was in relationships. Where? Oh, wow. Wow. I feel like a giant whore. Jeff, you are a giant whore. I am. I am kind of a giant whore. You know, for, for little guys. Yeah, you're right. Play a good book tomorrow. The song from the nineties. Knocking boots. Nope.
Speaker: No, but no, we had the conversation and then I didn't talk to her since. I mean, she blocked me. Like two days later, she unfriended me. I was like, okay, cool.
Speaker: It might have been bad, but I got my rocks off. I know it wasn't bad. I know that. I'm here to win. I ain't your fault. I know. I know I am at damn good. So it ain't my fault. Maybe you were off here again. No, you know what? She didn't call you. You know why she didn't call you back. You were too good. You ate it too much. You ate it too much.
Speaker: Yeah, you must have been that impressive she's scared She's lurking with the others I think we both knew what was up that night
Speaker: Yeah. I've never had that happen. She might've had a boyfriend for all I know. She might've had a husband for all. I don't know. This is just a chick that I met at the gym and chitchat it with a few times. And then we exchanged Snapchats and we weren't even like super targeted on Snapchat. We would talk a little bit and be a little just mildly flirty. Uh, but nothing like, really? Yeah. Well, I'm texting. Holy shit. So I mean, it was probably just, ew.
Speaker: I become a thesaurus, baby. You can't even fucking spell thesaurus, Rex. I don't need to spell it. I have... I have a spell check. She... Apparently she needed something and...
Speaker: Big Daddy Glick had it, what she needed, I'm just saying. Or I was just that unimpressive, one of the, I don't know. No, it was just, it was just weird. Say, possibly, you were too good. I was the best she ever had. That's why I tell Nikki all the time. And then of course she backs me up, she's like, I mean, you're not wrong.
Speaker: Yeah, she feeds my big old Sasquatch Donald Trump ego
Speaker: You got it up. You got it up that day. Sometimes that's all it takes. Hey. Trust me. I'm going to roll. You know, I roll. That was literally all they needed. And I'm sure there's other men that have been in a relationship with women where simply all you need to do is get it over. They're just going to do whatever they want. Yeah.
Speaker: Click. Clicked for your pleasure. I don't know where I was going. Clicked for your pleasure. There you go. There's a lady of action. She's not a talker. She used you for... Oh, that's our slogan for our ball candle. It's clicked for your pleasure.
Speaker: But you know what we've all been marketing, you know, men and women, we've all been there. I mean, we sometimes as, as human beings, that's never happened to me though. I don't, I've had, I've had to choke my word. Yeah. I see what you did there.
Speaker: I've been to my work like, Hey, what are you doing tonight? I don't know. How about me? Okay. But I've never had anybody show up to my house. Sometimes it's hard to type in the chat when your hands are covered in maple syrup. So all you can do is work. I'm just saying, I mean, I know, I know, you know,
Speaker: There's nothing wrong with it, man. Men and women have sexual desires and sexual - In 2023, you can do whatever you want. You know, if you don't want to do it, you're good. Just set the boundaries. Just set the, you know, like, like, damn, like.
Speaker: I'm not going to freak me out is that she didn't even text. Hey, I'm in the neighborhood. Do you mind if I stop by? Well, yeah, that was part of the conversation was like, was like, Oh, I mean, I don't care. Just like, if you want to come by, come on by, but let me know. And it wasn't like she was like, why do you want me to text you? Because, you know, had she come at me with that, I would have to probably just toss her out the window.
Speaker: Well, no, but all of that, you'd be like, well, because I have fucking kids that could have been here. Well, because we're not in a relationship. That's why. We're not asleep. Don't worry about it. Like, first and foremost, we're in a relationship. We've kind of talked about this a little bit, and this is all it was going to be. But at least give me a heads up. And that was my thing, like, I have my kids half the time and you can't just show up here if my kids are here. Yeah. I got 900 million questions. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: And it makes it hard. And I don't want to confuse them or put them in the other situation. So like just common courtesy, like I wouldn't first and foremost, I didn't even give you my address. That was the other thing that tripped me out like that. Yeah. But now you know where I live. So at least give me a decency that you're like. And I thought I said, look, I told my pops the same shit. You don't just drop by like hit me up. I almost shot that man one night.
Speaker: There's a reason why there's a gate I love my gate because I don't lock my door stick your fingers Yeah No, I've never had that happen I've never showed up somebody's house without texting or calling Oh, yeah, like I've never Like I can't think of a time I did
Speaker: I'm dropping the kids off at grandma's. I'm like, Hey, we're on our way. Okay. Yeah. Like I'm never just randomly showed up at anybody's house. It don't matter who it is. Yeah. That's, that's, that's the, I'm sorry, the balls to do that. I'm assuming she was a good looking chick, but that's, that's, that's a brazen. That's Jesus Christ.
Speaker: That's brazen. Oh, yeah. Yeah, well, good lord. I say you're pissing too darn loud, boy. It's late at night and you're pissing right in the center of the bowl like you're frying chicken in there. You got a piss on the side, boy, making a stealth mission. You're causing a whole ruckus pissing like that, boy.
Speaker: I couldn't even talk over that. Jesus Christ. What? It's not a stealth mission. We're going to be like, we're blowing everything fucking up, making sure the whole damn neighborhood knows we there. Remember not a second.
Speaker: once again proves you're never in the military because the COP doesn't announce hey we're coming i mean they could what are you what are you going to do if they've already announced that you're already fucked i'm just saying yeah we announced it to the japanese when we blew their asses up there's no hiding these monster ass fucking bombers coming in
Speaker: I had no idea that they were going to do this to us. What? No, that's true. That's a game is to keep me warm. Vietnam, you think we snuck in with our choppers when we just fucking lit up the fucking jungle? I see a bad moon racing. You mean you you mean to be saying fortunate thought?
Speaker: I can't think of a war movie.
Speaker: Playing bad food rising. It doesn't play ports and it's fun. It's like you just destroyed the entire more movie genre right there. I just fucked up all of Vietnam. The game is to keep it in chapter and not let them keep you blowing. One a .m. You know, she was, I'd give her a solid eight. Eight.
Speaker: Well, okay. Wait, how many beers have you had? Oh, but I'd see her at the gym. So, okay. She was way the fuck out old Sasquatch's league. I, you know, at this point put it in the wing column and call it a day. But I mean, I mean, I'm married out of my league. So,
Speaker: She just married you because you're mildly retarded and she can tell you that she's I'm going to Harry Potter world. Meanwhile, Harry Potter world is Jean -Luc Francis. Please. Yeah, she's riding his fucking broom playing Quidditch. All right. Suck it, Jeff.
Speaker: You know, I secretly think you watch these movies over and over because you're too close. You're too correct on the references. I secretly think you're a giant Harry Potter fact. No, actually, my kids and my girls love Harry Potter. I do too. It's awesome. And then a friend of mine, when I first came back home to Ohio,
Speaker: She had actually come down to Charleston for a few months and then when I moved back up, she had a house up here. We were staying there until I found my own place or whatever. She was a big fucking nerd, fantasy nerd, sci -fi nerd, you know, type deal. So I've heard all this shit. Plus, I listened to you guys. I just soak it in and then I dropped the references. But I know man. Fucking forget about it.
Speaker: You're at night, you're in your room with your wand, and your Slytherin hat, and you're all like...
Speaker: The other day Fucking I'm glad that you put me in the Slytherin house because If you're gonna be in a house, you're you're just like me. We're in Slytherin house. I'm sorry The only other house that would be acceptable would be Hufflepuff because there there are rumors right next to the kitchen What is this what is this league shit, I don't know
Speaker: Helen, Helen, put your glasses on. I'm sorry. The fact that we are, are, are with people that are attractive. It's kind of funny or shameful for our women. I don't know. Our women are gotten for punishment. That's all it is.
Speaker: That's what it is. Sometimes guys can or women can out kick their coverage. Yes. I'm talking about, I'm talking about like, when you look at a couple
Speaker: And you look at the woman and then you look at the dude and be like, how the hell does that guy get hurt? Or vice versa, how the hell did she get hit? There's an absolutely beautiful couple, I love them. They're on TikTok, they're all over the place. This dude is like a meathead gym rat, like six foot six, just a big old motherfucker dude, just Jack. She's short and heavy. So I think she's fucking adorable. I think she's as cute as can be.
Speaker: And, and, and they've blown up on tick tock and on the internet. She's not, she's not what you would call, she was not what you would call classically. Well, she's, you know, you see him and then you see her. You wouldn't think again, like lady said, people have a connection or they don't exactly. I agree a hundred percent. That's what I'm talking about. They're dating these fucking supermodels, you know,
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Based off of societal standards, I usually out kick my coverage with women. I don't know how, but I do because I ain't got no money. I'm not a small dick and I'm a fucking Sasquatch. You and I have one thing
Speaker: that most guys don't. We have a sense of humor and we are the funny guy. At the end of the day, it's ha ha. Where did my clothes go? She put a spell on that one. Yeah. You put your Harry Potter snow on her. I said bib bitty boppity boo, bitch. I'm just kidding. Ain't nothing about bitches and hoes. That's all there is. That's what I learned from my man on Sunday night.
Speaker: fuck these bitches. Yeah, right. It is that you're fucking you're a fucking nerd clap. You shut your mouth like I'm Defo not. Yeah, sure. Yeah, you have yet to get a reference wrong. I'm just saying. I look first and foremost, I kill these references Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Star Trek, all of them. I kill that shit.
Speaker: Are you saying that I'm Freddie Prinze Jr? You're a closet nerd. You're a closet nerd. You remember that episode? You are. You are. Yeah. Yeah. You're a hundred percent Freddie Fritz. No, I'm not saying that women have lower standards and are less superficial. Actually, in all honesty, in this day and age, women. You have a hidden room. You have a hidden room in that house that is actually like a better price, don't you?
Speaker: Yeah, exactly I think I think they're fucking adorable. I love watching their videos. I think they're so goddamn cute
Speaker: That man is head over heels and love for that one with that woman too. Like you can see it in his face. That is he loves that woman. He is proud of her. If it comes out, this is all just a scam. I'm done. I'll be, I'll be done with the internet. I'm done with the internet.
Speaker: Oh yeah. I think we've all been, I think we've all been there and in some way, shape or form. Um, we've all, we all, we all dated under or out of our league, but it's like when I, like when I was dating, I well shot my shot and like, wait, that worked. I'm with who?
Speaker: But I've also been, you know, you wake up with kind of the ugly some days ago, Jesus Christ. But she's a sweetheart and I get it, you know? It's actually, it's actually more of, I just don't see what Nikki sees in me. You know what I mean? Don't worry, you know why. It's not a superficial thing or a materialistic thing or anything like that. It's just, I don't see what the hell she sees in me. Cause I know what I, I don't know. I look in the mirror.
Speaker: And I know how I feel when I look in the mirror and it's just like, what the hell are you seeing me? You're a long wolf looking back at me. Yeah. You got that. Yeah. You can't say I'm superficial. I'm not superficial at all. I guess I am. I like my, my, my women a certain type of way.
Speaker: Like Mojo Jojo in Madagascar. I love that clip. I love that clip. It cracks me up. My wife said the other day, she just talked to a friend of hers. She's like, you know what I love about deaf? He doesn't give a fuck what people think.
Speaker: I literally left the house. I literally left the house. We're going to, we're going to the store and she's like, you have to change your shirt. I was like, what's wrong with this shirt? She's like, there's a hole in the back. I said, well, it's in the back. I don't care. Yeah. No, I don't think it's how I see her or, you know, and how I look at Mickey and then how I look at myself. I'm like, God damn, look at this fucking hot mess. And then look at that hot ass.
Speaker: I agree. I agree. I wake up in the morning and I'm like, you're, you're fucking with me, right? Yeah. Like she's, you know, she's not going to be everybody's cup of tea, but she's definitely my cup of fucking beer. She's my mother beer. God damn it. Yo. I still owners. I think she's bond and she might be mildly special in the head.
Speaker: I tell my wife that every day. You know this. You know me. Look at me. You know me. Something's not right with her. Every morning I wake up and I look at my wife and all like, am I on candid camera? Is this Truman Show? Am I on the Truman Show? Nobody's told me. Nobody's parachuted in. It's like, true. You're never going to let me forget that, are you? I know you didn't direct that at me,
Speaker: as genuine said I'm still the same old G. I know nobody in this fucking nobody in this conversation is even going to understand what I'm talking about and I can't even play because yeah genuine had one hit it was pony but if I play fucking same old G yeah you'll get you'll get clipped
Speaker: You guys are superficial. Usually when it comes to talking about women, the first thing you do is refer to how hot. Well, everybody's preferences. Well, when it comes to, when it comes to guys, right? Stop it. Let's be honest here. Let's be honest. He's short and then walk away.
Speaker: And don't tell me you're not because I grew up with four sisters. All my cousins are female. 90 % of my friends in high school were female. Y 'all are just as guilty as we are. It's human nature. It's how we operate. There is, there is first and foremost physical attraction. You can't say there's not because even with in your situation with you and Tony, you didn't know shit about Tony.
Speaker: other than the image that he portrayed online, or you were physically attracted by him, or he, you were physically attracted to him. That's human nature. Yeah, yeah, you can't, you can't think, you can't, the only, the only way someone can, can quote unquote be attracted to somebody before they see them, is if they're blindfolded for the first two reasons. Who are you fucking talking about? We got,
Speaker: I knew that shot. You know what? I saw that shot. I've apologized. I was in a different place. I fell in. To a burning ring of fire. I'm all about the reference tonight. I fell into the trap. I fell into the half strap.
Speaker: But I've seen the error of my ways. I'm not the only guilty party in this situation, ma 'am. I'm just an asshole. No, no, no. Men are allowed to be praised. I have said a million times. But if the best looking cat in the world and me
Speaker: You're going to go after him, not me, every time. The laws of attraction. I guarantee it. The laws of attraction are simple. Physical attraction is very rare on both male and female species. 100%. I've said it a million times. Yes. I'm not saying it to be superficial or anything. I think Nikki's absolutely fucking gorgeous. But I've also said a million times without speaking on her looks.
Speaker: that she is fun to talk to, fun to hang out with. We laugh all the time. She's incredibly fucking smart, especially since I'm as dumb as a box of rocks. You want me to talk? You know, these are qualities that I didn't know about her when I first met her. When I first met her, it was based off of looks. These are qualities I've learned about her. These are qualities that I've spoke on more times than her physical qualities. Not necessarily.
Speaker: Women aren't always written off because their looks. It is. It is a double -edged sword. I will agree with like, all men do that. You, you can't, you can't, you, you, you can't lump all men into.
Speaker: that category. There is a certain type of male that is out there and that's how they perceive the world. It's based off.
Speaker: But there's also on the same side of the coin, there's women like that, especially now more, more now than ever. Not so much in the past, but now more than ever. And that's where we have the double standards of when a woman says she wants a man that's over six foot tall, a six figure income, a house, cars, not car, cars, this, that and the other thing, preferences. But if a man says that he wants certain things in a woman,
Speaker: Then he's misogynistic. He's sexist. He's, he's, uh, was it that one podcast was asking as these chicks, uh, would you date a guy that worked at McDonald's? And they were all like, no, but, but if, if you saw a kick at McDonald's, you're like, you know, she's a sweet art. She's fucking gorgeous. I'm gonna, I'm gonna take my shoe, my shot. My ex -wife worked at McDonald's when I met her. Yeah. But you were in high school.
Speaker: It doesn't count. We all work. I mean, I wasn't. She was in her senior year.
Speaker: Do you really think I remember any of that? There was a point that came on really fast where I tried to avoid most people on Haps and I didn't live on that app like everybody else did. I was on that app three nights a week and then I might randomly pop up mainly because I couldn't stand 75 % of the people on there. I probably did not see the first time you guys met. Like, do you just want to come up? Would it be so much easier to talk and we don't know. I don't know.
Speaker: Um, but, um, but no, it's a double -edged sword and it was, you know, it goes both ways. Um, you know, obviously initially we're attracted by physical attributes. And then, like I said, I didn't fall in love with Nikki because of the way she looks, you know, uh, you know, fell in love with Nikki because of who she is. She's, she's a great, she's like the end of my act, you know?
Speaker: or just do that. Now we're going to get random other dude. You know, hey, wasn't it? So it wasn't a couple of weeks ago when I had you drop D high five or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it was. I blocked him. Well, he was back here Monday night. You didn't block him. You just dropped him. But he was back Monday night and talking shit. And I was kind of busting his balls. And then he made a threat. And I was like, you know what? You're fucking man. You're blocked.
Speaker: I thought I blocked it. No, um, no, it's, it's weird. It's, it's, it's weird with men and women, but not all men are like that. And not all women are like that. And that's the thing. It's the same thing. It's the same thing as, um, totally off subject and not even, well, not off subject, but not this, this is apples to oranges, but it's kind of the same thing.
Speaker: You see videos of bad cops and then everybody automatically wants to assume all cops are bad. All cops are bad. Agreed. There are four videos out there of good cops doing great things in the community, you know, engaging with the community, actually becoming a part of the community. Actually on that same story, I saw this lady, she stole eggs to feed her kids. And you know what the cops did? They wouldn't buy her a truck full of groceries.
Speaker: Yeah. Those are some good cops. Yeah. There's, there's more videos of good cops than there are bad cops, but because those bad cops get the most clicks, so to speak, because there's, there's a young lady cause they're doing something wrong. There's a young lady on the whatever podcast. Now I don't like the whatever podcast. I think it, I think the host of the whatever podcast is an absolute fucking douche bag. He's a twat.
Speaker: Sorry, I said it wrong. No, I said. But I know he always has these only fan models up in there. And I swear to God, you have four only fan models in between them. They have one and a half brain cells. And he was the guy and he was the guy who had job of the hood up in there. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm a 10, but I left the bar because you are a man and women stop it.
Speaker: But there's a, there's a young lady. Yeah. There's a young lady that's on that whatever podcast. She's one of the co -hosts and I think she's great. I read it. Yeah. Yeah. She's quick as a whip and she's smarter. I like her. Um, I found myself following her. She's got a YouTube channel.
Speaker: Yeah. I really like her. I like what she like. I'm not like, Oh my God. She's not like, not like that. But I mean, I'd like what she has. You're not like, I'm hoping all Google slip out. No, but she's, she makes a good point. And she, she speaks clearly. She, she doesn't miss words either. No, no. I liked the fact that she, she is.
Speaker: She's very, you know, she's very educated, but she plays both sides of the field. Like she plays both sides. Yeah, exactly. Um, but I've seen her put all these quote unquote models in their place, but I've also seen her come to school, the host and all his super masculine dudes. Yeah. Yeah. You don't see, you don't see those very often.
Speaker: I can't, I can't remember her name. I don't know her name. I just know that she, she spits back like you read about. She's like, she's like a redheaded Candace Owen. Candace Owen comes off a little bit too. I love Candace Owen. I like her. I like her, but she comes off a little bit too pretentious, a little bit too arrogant. Her and Ben Shapiro are, are,
Speaker: are kind of the same. They're a bit pretentious, but the reason why they come off that way is they know their shit. And it's I don't think they're trying to be pretentious, but because they know their shit and they're so quick that it comes off as pretentious. I'm going to look at that real quick to make sure we're talking about. Yeah, I'm curious.
Speaker: Yeah, I like her. Yeah. She doesn't put up with the dumb bullshit. Yeah. Well, she see she's not afraid to call somebody out on their bullshit. Like she's like, yeah, that's that's a cop out. You know, you're a whore. Calm down. But but as you said, she does. You know, first.
Speaker: First and foremost, I don't think just because a woman has an only fans that I don't think I'd make some for, you know, and more power to you. You're, you're taking a hold of your sexuality. You're taking, you're, you're, you're taking a power of it and whatever. But at the same time, like this is the, it kills me about only fangirls. Yeah. Well, it's like, um, I talk shit. I don't know shit.
Speaker: But if I knew then I would be one hell of a song, but on that, whatever podcast, they had that like 15 year old kids. It's like crazy, stupid, smart, but he came off like Rick.
Speaker: The girl to name some books she read and she said Game of Thrones He's like that's not actually the book. She's like it's a series. He's like what's the name of the book? She's like Game of Thrones. He's like no, it's a song of ice and fire I Know shit. I mean if you know shit Then talk all the shit you want ain't nothing wrong with that. I just like the fact that she's not gonna let anybody know
Speaker: You know slide or anybody be Yeah, she doesn't want anybody to get away with anything. So she calls somebody out on their bullshit You know, I do you know the fuck is this Dude you need to fix your your your your fucking
Speaker: What your your roster hold on a second cushions talking shit about your roster I Literally came up in the last fucking loads you goofy bastard I Don't even have my phone my kids have it playing this week. Oh, you're playing me this week. Actually just leave it alone You don't have to fix anything. I'm not worried about it
Speaker: I have everybody playing, that's all I care about. I don't have everybody on a bye. You got Washington's defense going. Whoa, why is your bench empty, bro? I gotta fill that up. Oof, I would, oof. Okay, I see what he's talking about, wow. And I mean, outside of the Washington defense, I see what you're doing.
Speaker: It's good because I know. No, no, no. It just sucks because you got you got a couple. I mean, she's got toe for toe with whole Pierce Morgan. What I think have you ever got taught toe for toe like argumentative wise, but she's no, but she'll she'll see them up. See, she she leans a little bit more right. That's a cold goddamn star right there for cheese.
Speaker: We'll just pop our cherry. She's incredibly intelligent. Like I said, I, you know, I watched some other stuff she's done and she's always on piers Morgan. I don't like piers Morgan, but God damn, if you don't do that day, he had that vegan on there and then had a steak brought out to them.
Speaker: I don't care if you're vegan, leave fucking people alone. That's the problem with today's society. Just fucking leave people alone. Not everybody has to be a vegan. If you're transgender, not everybody has to be fucking transgender.
Speaker: If you support Biden, support Biden. If you support Trump, support Trump. You know, like if you like. I don't get, I don't get, I don't get the, everybody has to believe what I believe. That's what you like. At the end of the day, just stop it. We are allowed. I don't get that. Yeah. When did it not be okay to become an individual, be an individual or go against the norm?
Speaker: It's not even going against the norm or anything like that. It's just, I think we're going to, but everybody's got this fucking mindset anymore where my opinion is the only opinion that matters. And if you have opinion that enough for me, then I'm going to call you all these terrible, horrible things. Yeah. Go fucking do your thing.
Speaker: Do what makes you fucking happy. If you're not hurting yourself and you're not hurting anybody else, then go fucking do whatever makes you happy. At the same time, as far as the LGBTQ, IRF, whatever the fuck dash seven, three, two, one, three, you're not going to force your fucking views and opinions on my goddamn kids.
Speaker: That's where I draw the line. You're not going to, you're not going to indoctrinate and force your goofy ass opinions on my kids. If that's what you prefer, if that's what you like, then more power to you. I'm happy for you. You know, I'm, I've been the only person in my family that has supported my broster. And I always will. It makes him happy. He is mentally healthier and, and, and, and doing better in life with his current situation. Then fucking do you bro. I got you.
Speaker: You know, I make mistakes sometimes and say my sister or her. Yes, I do. But as him and I had the conversation, I said, look, you have to understand for over 30 years, you were my sister. And then one day, it's not. Yeah, it's not a it's not an instantaneous thing. And regardless, I mean, I don't like Piers Morgan. I think he's a fucking I agree with you 100 percent lately. I think he's a fucking douchebag. Some of the shit that he does is funny, though. Yes.
Speaker: But she's not just associated with him. Uh, she's done a lot of other things. I don't know. I like her again. It's personal preference. I like her. You don't like her. We don't have to fight about it. That's okay. That's okay. See, that's what I'm saying. It's okay. I don't want you to, I'm not going to force you to like something that I like. I mean, that'd be like, that'd be like Jeff coming on here and, and, and fighting with me because I don't like Harry Potter. You do though.
Speaker: I don't know. You just don't want to admit it. There's no way too much about that movie. Because I have people in my life like you and the kids and and other people who enjoy that shit. You know, excuses are like assholes, Chris. Somebody's got one now. Smalling shit. Just admit it. You're a giant Harry Potter fan. I think that's the problem. I think that's the problem that we had before. We didn't realize we didn't have to agree on everything. And then all of a sudden, you know,
Speaker: I was being fed one line of bullshit. You're being fed another line of bullshit. It's OK. It's all good. I'm not going to force anybody to agree. You know what? I'm going to get him another star. I've had we've had the conversation about we've had the cover. I'm taking that star away and slapping you in the mouth. Come down, Andrew Wrigley, originally. Yeah, I follow that. Yeah.
Speaker: I have read the book. I did not read the first two books. I read reading the rest of it The books are excellent
Speaker: I didn't even like it
Speaker: It just depends on, it just depends a lot on views and opinions. Now I like to pride myself and I'm more in the middle than anything else. I'm not, I'm not one sided on anything. I'm not going to do that. I sound like it sometimes, but I'm really not. I'm more in the middle on everything, but well, there's certain things that you like, like if I say,
Speaker: you should drink wine instead of beer. You're going to disagree with me. I thought I would never say that, but, but that's the same thing. That's like me forcing you to drink wine is me forcing you to like something that you don't. Well, as I said, lady, and I've had the conversations before about guns, she doesn't necessarily agree with them. I own a gun. I carry a gun.
Speaker: My stance is I would much rather have it and never need it, especially in today's society. And in today's world, especially in America, as one thing we can agree on is that America is a fucking train wreck that everybody else. You want to talk about something that's jumped the shark.
Speaker: Yeah. Or not have my gun and need it and then become a statistic. I don't want people making fucking TikTok videos about me or hashtags about me. Justice for click. I don't want TikTok videos of visuals for me. No, I ain't going to be that guy. And and like I said, you really think people do a visual for you? Well, let's be honest.
Speaker: It wouldn't even be if I was done tomorrow, most people wouldn't even realize it was, to be honest. I think that's the best. That's too much, sir. Jeff would just come out and do the show and be like, I wonder where Glick is. Well, I guess we're not doing a show. Why is the fucking room ready? What the fuck? Why is he answering attacks? This fuck. God damn it. I'm going to go take a nap. I agree 100 percent.
Speaker: Like, it's like, what was I saw today? Like, uh, my gun stance. I'm just saying. Yeah. But it's like, I saw, I saw today. These guys are on a campus. I mean, that are online 24 seven. I don't know. It's like,
Speaker: The one thing everybody agreed on was when somebody fucked up. You share their opinions, but they're fucking me. I'm just saying. Tell me you're doing shady shit without telling me you're doing shady shit. My room is private. But it's like if you don't agree with someone, like there are many things you and I don't agree on.
Speaker: Yeah, Harry Potter. I mean, your books are sports. Harry Potter. Yeah, I'm not a sports guy. But does that stop us from being friends? No, we just don't talk about sports together. I'll bring it back around. I don't want to fight me, but I'll bring it back around. I don't know. We're not fighting. We're not fighting. She's probably like this fucking. Wow. But it's like.
Speaker: Trust me. A lot of people are asking that same question. You're not the only one. These guys, they were on, they were on a camp. What the hell is going on? These guys were on a campus and they're, they're spouting their opinions. And of course somebody with a different opinion, they argued for 45 minutes. Yeah. I have way better things to do in my life. Let's argue with somebody and try to change somebody's mind about something.
Speaker: That doesn't affect me in the long run. I was talking to, um, one of my contractors a couple of weeks ago, a couple of weeks ago. Here's a perfect example. I was talking to one of the contractors a couple of weeks ago and we weren't talking politics or anything like that. It was just the way he was going to do something. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. The right way and his way. I knew he was wrong. Yeah. That's why I said the right way in his way.
Speaker: I knew he was going to have to come back out and I knew he was going to have to come back out for free. And we kind of debated it. We did a little, we did a little, uh, you know, as Sierra would say, a one, two step, you know, uh, about it. And I said, you know what? This is your opinion. This is your way. Go ahead and do what you've got to do. And I'm good with it. Now I went back to my customer because they were standing there and I said, we'll see him next week.
Speaker: And they're like, we know because that's the trust. That's the level of trust that they have in me and my knowledge and stuff like that. But, you know, because of what I do, we, we bring contractors in or whatever. Your, your job to a, your job to a contractor is like, this guy doesn't know shit. And sure enough, four days later, he was back and, uh,
Speaker: I was like, hey, what's going on, man? Welcome back. He was like, shut up, Glick. I was like, I didn't say anything. He was like, shut up, Glick. I didn't say anything. I wasn't going to say anything. You know I'm right. I don't have to tell you. I'm like, shut up, Glick. And as we were leaving, I was like, hey, man, have a good one. You know, happy Thanksgiving if I don't see you before. Fuck you, Glick. Happy Thanksgiving. Fuck you, Glick.
Speaker: It wasn't like I was trying to tell him how to do his job or anything like that. It was just, well, you know, the equipment that he's working on, you know, the building, you know, you, you recognize the problem. Well, some people specialize. Right. Exactly. And, and, you know, it's like, I'm not going to, you're not going to come and tell me how to do sales.
Speaker: because I mean, that's what I do for a living. I sell multiple products all day long. But if I came into your world and even though I know construction, I'm going to use your opinion before mine because that's not something I do day to day. And yes, he specializes that one thing, but it's one of those old set your ways kind of options as well.
Speaker: He's he's he's frying chicken Brad. He's taking a piss That's how we say take it a piss on me. So um So he turns his camera off What you're not taking a piss call me a liar I mean, I can't hear it. So do you either have the door closed you went from here? Yeah
Speaker: I actually did not do a stealth mission. I did go recycle some beer, but I thought as I'm pissing, I was like, I want to sing Tex Perkins, Tex Perkins werewolf in London while I'm taking a piss.
Speaker: I have the Warren's Yvonne version, but I want the text guys first and I couldn't remember the guy's name. Even though we didn't see eye to eye tonight, I still got love for you. But no, there's been times where contractors in the building and they've asked me something. I said, I don't fucking know. You're the expert.
Speaker: I'm the first one if I don't know I'm Gonna ask because I don't know and if I don't know I'm like watch because Agree, yeah, I mean that's that's literally Yeah, I do that all the computers
Speaker: because I had an internet cafe and I'd have to have computer tech come out all the time and he'd show me things that would commonly happen. So the next time I didn't have to call his ass, I can just fix it myself. 10 100. Yeah, that's CD talk. It's better than 10 200. Call it recycling beers. It is. Agreed.
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: Look at him. That's my pressure running. It's only a matter of moments before Liggy causes Glick something terrible. Glick flies off the handle because he's a lunatic. He calls him a twat. He's crazy. You do that. Glick's going to fly off the handle any more. I'm like, they're all tuned in watching on their private channel. They're like, all right. Here we go. And he's getting out.
Speaker: We see you goofy bastards. We watch the jobs. We make fun of you. You ain't tripping, huh? You say you set tripping. You should probably take a break. Get on the lexicon. Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker: I want to hear what it was in London now, damn it. I born that as of recently actually. You are, you're a crazy bad stalker and you definitely are unhinged, so you need therapy. Meanwhile. She's going to fly all the way there, just kick you in the balls. She's not going to call her technology to stop her way over there. Meanwhile, I'm an egotistical asshole who just doesn't do anything and my show sucks. Yeah.
Speaker: We are a friendship made in every girl. A scientist and a lad could have thought this friendship up. Not how this relationship started. Ain't no way in hell. Like I said, hell officially froze over y 'all. When I became friend and as I told lady and this is no big secret and I'll put it out there.
Speaker: In the past, we didn't have an open line of communication. We have an open line of communication now. We've talked a lot. We've, we've talked about the past a lot and I have made apologies. Um, I also told her I wasn't in the greatest mind space back then. No excuse, but nonetheless, there's, there's, there's a big difference in internet feuds and fights and, and, and whatnot. And actually.
Speaker: Talking to a person that you don't like and figuring out what it is You don't even have to figure out what you don't like about the person you guys can just have a goddamn conversation and be adults That's the problem with the world today nobody wants to be an adult And then you know what after you have a conversation if you still don't fucking like each other Then you still don't fucking like each other. But at the end of the day, you're not gonna fall into everybody else's bullshit You're not gonna play that song and dance. You're not gonna do that
Speaker: that game with them, you're just going to realize, look, we're two different people and we don't fucking like each other. The biggest problem with Leahy and I, we're so much goddamn alike. It's scary. We've had that conversation. Different views of opinions on things. And we might buy heads from time to time, but we have a lot of commonality. Is that even a word?
Speaker: Commonalities. Commonality? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, but you keep taking shots. Why do I keep pointing at you guys like you didn't see me? That was like earlier, I was. I got it. I got it. It's nice and clean now.
Speaker: Every, every episode we're behind the scenes and I always clean my camera off because I vape and I smoke and it gets a little cloudy. So I'm over here just talking away. I'm just doing this, talking away to Jeff. I'm like, why can I still see Jeff? And then I realized I'm not cleaning my camera. I'm cleaning the computer. Usually when I clean the camera off, it looks like that.
Speaker: I had three beers at that point. I had three beers at that point because I drank three beers while I was streaming. I know I'm just sure that's not sober sober sober ish. Oh, no, that's the state. They called me the fucking member of WAM. I got kicked out.
Speaker: They think they're funny. They're not, Brad. They're not funny. Tell them they're not funny. He didn't get kicked out. Georgia Michaels just, just woke up one morning and caught out of bed and left, left. You don't know how to change your name. Basically 20 minutes ago, I can't be bothered. We all know who, and that's been like that for almost two hours now.
Speaker: Once again, I don't like using the keyboard that's on my, on the laptop. I have a separate keyboard, but it's in my office. And I'm like, yeah, it can't be that. No, I heard Jeff a while ago, Brad. I think it was after you left. And I couldn't make the reference of Shawn Michaels and Marty Gennetti because I knew Jeff wouldn't get that.
Speaker: So I made the Wham reference and I couldn't think of the other guy's name in the way. So the lady had my back and she said, Jeff is the, Jeff will always be the Andrew originally to my George Michaels. Let's be honest, it would shock me at brand new.
Speaker: I have no doubt in my mind.
Speaker: Oh, I thought you said it was my bad. Anyways, I apologize. I apologize again. Uh, my mind that Andrew originally is a nice guy. I've never seen anything in interviews or anything like that. That makes me think anything differently. I, he just unfortunately got the short end of the stick of being the lesser talented of the two. Yeah. Well, George Michael was carrying lesser talented of the two.
Speaker: Well, the white shirt's a big pants shirt. It's a shirt. Yeah, little white shirts and big blue shirts. What's wrong with that? Anyways, we're going to go to brain. Jeff's going to do an ad read for us before we go to break. Aye. W -E -R -T. Fucking drink it. W -E -R -T -E -T. Promo code words are hard.
Speaker: No, anyways, no, in all seriousness, we are gonna take a real quick break. Jeff, while I'm doing this real quick, Reed, you wanna pick the next song? Yeah. Okay, go through our repertoire, if you would. I know what I want. I know what I want. You are now. No, in all seriousness,
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Speaker: sunglasses at night.
Speaker: I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I get What you remember is not to realize I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I get Keep track of the visions in mind
Speaker: I wish you used to see you got me Because I've secured the door
Speaker: I can't, so I can't Forget your name while you collect your pain Oh -oh -oh -oh I will not turn left, is that not so I can't, so I can't See the light that dried before my eyes She's the same
Speaker: It cuts my security and she got control of me I'm down to her fate Cause with the blood of the goddess I eat no more
Speaker: I wear my sunglasses at night
Speaker: Do not go away
Speaker: yeah buddy that's what's up man
Speaker: I couldn't find my sunglasses. So I wouldn't put my cowboy hat on because it came down. I see a little screen backstage. I see these guys like these sunglasses on mine.
Speaker: They're Versace motherfucker. Yeah. Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace. Aye, aye, aye. Got my Versace sunglasses on, my Gucci belt. Hell yeah. I got a Nike shirt on. I got my brand new Air Forces.
Speaker: I got a Nike shirt on a fucking hat that was handmade by some Mexican and I think I got pants on that are older than my oldest daughter. Holy shit. I haven't had anything for a long time for you. Fuck you. Be you or for you by whatever. I thought it was for us by us. Yeah, something like that. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. But yeah, these parents I have on these gray sweatpants I have on are older than my
Speaker: oldest daughter. I have had these sons of bitches for over 20 years. Dude, boo boo was huge. Wait, hold on a second. Stevie Wonder is the new co -host. Each Stevie Wonder and uh, that's Ray Charles, baby. I'm Ray Charles.
Speaker: hit the road. Hey, don't you come back. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hit the road. Hey, don't you come back. Oh, what'd you say? Why? You can't hold these glasses. They're my wife's. I've been extra seen, right? Yeah, I apologize. Yeah, you are. Yeah. I apologize. I'm sorry. You guys have had a... You should be. You should.
Speaker: I don't know if you want to go to sing us some fucking creed or what the hell is that goddamn song that Rocky and I got you to sing? It's Bush. Yeah, Bush. Bush. Glycerine. Glycerine. I love that fucking song. Glycerine. Yeah. How's it go?
Speaker: I don't know. I sing along. I don't know the words. I don't know the words unless I'm singing along with the song. Wait. Bush. Look at this.
Speaker: You got your beard confused there. Whatever. Kevin Rostell's a handsome son of a bitch. I'll take your word for it. Not as handsome as Blake Shelton. I couldn't. I couldn't pick him out of a lineup. No, actually, you know what? Kevin Rostell, you lost fucking Clint Stefani to country bunking ass Blake Shelton. Bro, you know what? You fucked up, dude.
Speaker: Have you seen with Stefani? Nevermind. We're not going to go back out that early. Hey, hey, don't get me wrong. I love her. Anyways, she's the new season. The new season of the voice has Reba McIntyre on it. She filled in for Blake Shelton and now he's a commercial where Reba and when Stefani
Speaker: turn their chairs around on this, I don't remember if it was a male or a female singer, but they were singing country music. And Gwen Stefani said, I had a country hit not too long ago and Reba McIntyre went, I've had several country hits. I'm like in love Reba. Anyways. Reba's, her fancy song, man, that's it. Blue blows up all over Spotify. She's got like 140 million
Speaker: I love her. I love her music. But anywho, welcome back to Nonsensical Nonsense, everybody. Cole, you guys are enjoying this Thanksgiving edition of the show. Even our lurkers. We see you. How are you doing? Thank you, guys, for hanging out in the chatter's box. Oh, my goodness. Let it tell a woman. Actually, first and foremost, I was actually a huge fan. I got interrupted because...
Speaker: The No Doubt song? Actually, I had no idea who Gwen Stefani was. I didn't know what she looked like. I didn't know anything about Gwen Stefani. My sister was a fan of No Doubt. And she was playing their CD in the house one day. And I was like, Oh, who's that? I didn't, I didn't say, you know, I was like, Hey, who's that? And she told me, I was like, Huh? And she'll me borrow her CD. And I absolutely.
Speaker: I'm the same with a dual. I'm dual looks not a biggest fan, but that woman could sing. It was actually because we didn't have internet back then. Um, yeah. A lot of TV because I didn't have time for TV. It was actually, I think the first time I ever seen when Stefani might've been the bananas video.
Speaker: B -A -N -A -N -A. Okay, okay. Oh, I know the song. Yeah. And, and, and I was like, eh. I can't remember the first time I saw it. I was like, eh. Yeah, she's... No, you know, the first time I saw it was the song, the song she did with the rapper, the chick rapper, Eve. That's, that's Eve's tattoo there. Eve's got those all prints.
Speaker: I'm just saying, I do. I think when Stefani's, I absolutely think when Stefani has gotten better looking as she's gotten older. Same thing about Avril Lavigne. Avril Lavigne was goofy as hell looking super talented. And that made me like her. I seen a picture of her the other day now and it was like, that's not even the same person.
Speaker: Well, there's a there's a theory about that. Yeah. Someone say. Yeah, I know. There's actually the real Avril Lavigne died. They replaced her with a clone. Yeah. Banana. You better stop. You better stop with the banana break. Anyways, pasture transgressions are fun to make fun of.
Speaker: especially when they're not true. What's her, what's her name? Christina Aguilera. She looks way better now than she did back in the day. Yeah, I don't know. It's just, it's just weird because I didn't watch a lot of, I like, I didn't, I didn't watch a lot of TV when I was in, even like when we got cable growing up, I still watch my normal shows on local TV, like TGIF and stuff like that. I just didn't have a lot of time to watch.
Speaker: the cable television. I was I've always been all about movies. I like I the only series I watch was scrubs and psych and things like that. And I never I never. Yeah, but but I never I never watched series. I would watch movies like TV either. You're like, I don't know what that is. I can't.
Speaker: Oh, is that the banana emoji? Hold on a second. That's her as a banana. No, hold on a second. I think I got to go to Twitch. I got to get on Twitch real quick. I think that's her as a banana. No. Yep. Never mind, Jeff. You. Oh, God, that's me.
Speaker: That's her eating a banana. Yep. That is the infamous banana picture. There you go. Guys should never eat bananas. I'm just saying. In public. There's a lot of female musicians that
Speaker: Not a lot. Let's be honest. The hillbilly cowboy. Shut up. Cheese. Get off your bacon syrup cheese. My friend in dick pics. Throw through your four gigabytes of dick pic. It's one of many hillbilly cowboy hats. I got my Budweiser one back there. And then my white cowboy hats back there, which apparently I think I looked like a fucking idiot in, but apparently
Speaker: those things. Yeah. It's the juices flowing, huh? First and second. First and foremost, Jeeves. Uh it's uh it's Yeehaw with a Y. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, we get it right, dude.
Speaker: I use Canadian. What is that fucking movie, The Other Guys? Mark Horvath talking about making money. He took ballet so he could make fun of the guy. Hey, what? What are you talking about, dude?
Speaker: Yeah. Is that what it was? Jesus was being Eeyore from from. Yeah, it was his first edition. I got it. Yeah, it doesn't translate very well when you read it. I don't know what he's talking about. There's two in his Chesterfield.
Speaker: Hey, welcome to Canada, hey? Go drink your Molson. Shut up. Are you walking a boot today, hey? You would definitely do the coolest donkey from Shrek. You ain't wrong. Yeah. Speaking of donkey from Shrek, Eddie Murphy doing the voice for it. You know, they are filming.
Speaker: as we speak. Why? I don't know. So you played sunglasses at night and my sunglasses are in my car and I was actually wearing it like that and Jeff had his sunglasses on and Helen was singing along at the top of her lungs. Guaranteed. Yeah, I was. I know she was. I was. My neighbor looked at me funny.
Speaker: Nobody says that. It's very disappointing.
Speaker: So the other day Michelle was was arguing with Kevin they Michelle lost her voice and Michelle came in the room to ask a question and she came in with like the deepest voice I've ever heard come out a little girl and
Speaker: She's like, dad, I need it. And I told her she sounded like a girl from that old Pepsi commercial. So I played in the commercial because I found it on YouTube real quick and I showed it to her attention. So every time people like the next four days, every time she said anything, I'd be like, hey, I ordered a Pepsi Cola.
Speaker: You're in rare form tonight, sir
Speaker: You got this shit eatin' good on your face too! Jesus Christ! You're like that cat they ate the fuckin' canary tonight! Jesus Christ! Uh, I had a... I had a... I'm drinkin' a Molson 3 -5 -0s, a 4 -0s, what is Molson? I had a little bit of a rough weekend this weekend, and uh... Yeah, I bet you did. A little bit better. Oh my God!
Speaker: So, so speaking of your weekend. Welcome back, Ricky. Jesus. It was very nice to meet your girlfriend tonight. She seems like a lovely lady, by the way. He's obviously blind, but okay. She or he? She is because, geez. She is blind. Just like, just like Nikki is blind and my wife is blind. Jesus is a handsome little son, but I'm not saying he's a handsome little devil. Take the word for it.
Speaker: I'll put him in a booster seat any day of the week. Yeah, you will. Jeeves getting my booster seat, boy. Come on up here. You made fun of my last cowboy hat, so I figured I'd try this cowboy hat. And if this cowboy hat don't work, then I'm going to change the entire fucking game up. Is it weird that I didn't notice the change? I honestly didn't notice him, but he said so. First ex -wife.
Speaker: Hashtag. No, you know what it is? You know what it is? Hashtag. First ex -wife. Dang. The reason why I didn't notice the difference is in the way the light hits, it looks tan. Yeah, no, this one's white. Until I really look at it, then I can see it's white. It's fine that I put you in my booster seat. Give him a booster seat, Jesus. No, Jesus is very...
Speaker: She has to say that. She has to say that. I don't have to say that though. It's obligated by law that she has to say that. It's like Nikki lying about your, your, your, your pecker being bigger than you think. It's obligation. I think she don't know the difference between two inches and 12 inches.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: rock on a solid 12 inches in Nicki's world. That's all that matters. That's all that matters. You don't call me tripod for nothing. If I was a tripod, I'd spend more time on my face than standing up. We used to sit even in this corner.
Speaker: You do the podcast on the floor. I'm a tripod. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Vicki. I'm sorry. You, you've stumbled in here tonight and this is like,
Speaker: Well, you know, she's in G and she's you're right. She does not have to say anything that she does not want to, but she says it because she means it. And that's what I'm learning with Nikki, Nikki. She tells me all the time.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: The bad thing about the nonsensical nonsense? The terrible influences. Oh, yeah. The great thing about us? We are a lot of fucking fun. And we have no help. We are fun.
Speaker: I thought I got trouble. Is there anything on the show that we wouldn't talk about? I thought I got in trouble this morning because I was watching Fireman Rich and he was like, I'm going to Johnson and they got dicks and BJs. And I was like, sounds like Jeff's favorite place. And he read my comment out loud and Rich's wife was like, hey.
Speaker: She's like, no, it's okay. And then Ted Hicks hosted late night of parents was like, well, in Long Island, we have dicks BJs and something else. And I was like, Oh yeah, Long Island. Sounds like Jeff's got to work. Why am I in the butt of this show?
Speaker: Duh. I'm not the one who works at the fucking glory hole in the bucakia. Sorry. How do you forget something like that? That is definitely not something you forget. It's kind of like trying. It's like a stripper when she comes home after work and she changes clothes. Does it feel like work?
Speaker: Yes, I do. Give her another one, Jeffrey.
Speaker: We don't know who she's talking about. We can only assume. Could be anybody. Could be anybody. I've been learning a lot about the last two and a half years, though. Wow. Actually, after you said that, I actually read it. Thank you, Mickey. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. We did try to be people. Wow.
Speaker: I knew I was going to be on one tonight, just so you guys know, Jeff had no idea I was going to be on one tonight, but we were talking about this through the Twitch live tonight. I was live on Twitch playing video games. And I said, it's funny because my man binge, our guy binge, I know you're still lurking binge. I know you're lurking. You're goofy. Some bitch. Uh, he was like, you know, you guys are been getting more views. I said, and the other thing I told him, I said, it's funny because we've had swings.
Speaker: But when Jeff and I find our rhythm and we find our flow is when I just are Jeff and I, we're just flowing and having fun. We're dancing. And we're just dancing and we dance with each other perfectly. He's the best dance partner I've ever had in my life. I mean, I'm just saying that's not even that's not even like.
Speaker: I am fucking Kevin Bacon up in this bitch. I'm just saying. Yeah. Yeah. Like, like, you know, Footloose the day when, when Kevin Bacon. Yeah, I'm Kevin Bacon and you're, you're, you're, you're, you're the guy that can't dance. No. Let's be honest. Kevin Bacon is better than this dude. Yeah. But you know what? Actually, Andrew Ridgeley, I'll give you, I'll give you this one. It's not sure. I'm sorry. It's all true.
Speaker: I'm going to sing a song like Christmas on because you're shorter. One person is shorter than the other does not mean anything. I can dance like a motherfucker. Nobody's ever seen it, but I can't. I can dance like a motherfucker and a lot of people have seen it. Nobody sees me. You're rusty and I'm kind of big. You're rusty and I'm lit. You know what? I'll take it because Rusty got to got to hang out with Sarah Jess Parker, so I'm not mad at it.
Speaker: I'm not the new Rusty. However, Rusty didn't get jumped in the parking lot. And they know who came and saved him. Yeah, but it was five on one. I know. But then it was two on five. And Rusty and Red. But Red did that sweet ass fucking ninja kick off the dock.
Speaker: I don't know. I just made up my own music for
Speaker: Yeah, I was gonna say that's wrong. I love that song. I feel like I did it better. Well, then tell us how it goes, Jeff. I don't know. You're saying it for us, Jeff. No, here's the one thing. I am not embarrassed about anything, but I cannot dance in public. Can't do it. We was just dancing. Oh, no. I was dancing last weekend. I dance while I cook. And apparently I didn't dance until the fucking storm. Then I almost got into a fight at the bar.
Speaker: surprise surprise. No, it actually is a surprise surprise because I don't fight no more. I got five good fights left in me and three of them are reserved like Kevin James. We have five good fights and three of them are reserved. I'm just saying no um because I got I I love to dance first and foremost and when I'm drinking if there's I love to dance whether I'm sober or not, but if I'm drinking and there's music, I'm dancing. So,
Speaker: It was Nikki and a couple of her, a couple of her friends from back home. So I had all three of them on the floor with me. And then I made friends with this other group of people. It was like three dudes, four dudes. Uh, and one dude was on a date. It was like the first date between him and this girl, but they've known each other forever. And she had the biggest crush. Is that accurate measurement? That means I'm taller than him. He says he's five foot.
Speaker: So I am taller. Oh, I call that a win. I got three inches on you, motherfucker. But no. So I made friends with it. And we were all out on the dance floor. And I was dancing with Nikki and her two friends and whatever. Everybody was having a good time. And this super creepy little fucking oompa loompa just walked over. Who's here? Don't fucking put that on me.
Speaker: But he like walked over and then he just like kept trying to walk up to Nikki or her friends, both females. And he would just walk up and try to stand behind him. Walk up. This is, it was like legitimately how he was standing. So I seen it and I was like, all right, I'm going to unintentionally, intentionally block his ass.
Speaker: So I was like dancing with Nikki and then I would dance with her friend and we was all, you know, then I would move. But every time I moved, I was strategically moving to getting, getting in between them. Right. Right. Right. Right. And then one point in time, the girls were dancing and I was talking to a couple of guys from this group of people that I met that night.
Speaker: Yeah, they did like came and stood in front of me and he was just like this. Mind you, he literally came up to hear on me. He's like, like what I was trying to do suck my dick little man. You don't know who the fuck I am. Meanwhile, he's literally talking to my chest. You don't know who the fuck I am. So one dude that was in this group, we kept calling him set down, sit down Seth.
Speaker: Love that dude, he was cool as shit. Sit down, sit down, Sif strolls up beside him and Sif starts mocking him, mind you. Sif is only a couple inches shorter than me. I am a big cock blocker, but none of the girls were interested in him. It is what it is, fuck it.
Speaker: But, uh, so Seth is standing beside me and he leaves it. He was like, yo, if he swings, I'm killing him. I was like, okay, cool. But Seth starts mocking him. So Seth is standing beside me like this. And then the one dude's older brother, like the dude who was on the date with this girl, his brother was as big as me and just as Harry. Like we might've been Sasquatch bros. And he's like,
Speaker: What the hell are going on here, boys? Why are we all standing like this? I'm trying. He doesn't know why. I'm trying. Is this what we're doing now? We're doing it all. Got it. Meanwhile, homeboy is still talking shit to my chest. He's right here just talking shit for days.
Speaker: I don't know. He's talking shit. Meanwhile, I keep getting turned around to dance with Nikki and her friends. He's still in my chest talking shit. And one of the bouncers comes up and he's a friend of mine that I met down there. He was like, like, if you kill him, just so you know, we've discussed it and we're not, we're turning our backs.
Speaker: We're like, go to what's going on. But this dude has talked to your chest. He's talked shit to your back. And he has even acknowledged the other two guys that are making fun of him. So I get in there and leave. And he's in the parking lot. And I walk out and I go to get in my car or whatever. He sees me come out and he does this. Puts his head down and starts shuffling rocks.
Speaker: As soon as Nicki and her friends come out, he was like, yo, what's up, man? I'm talking about that shit in the bar. You ain't talking that shit now. I was like, the fuck? Robert's in here for five minutes. I tried two beers. I said, fuck this shit, man. Let's get it poppin'. I said, let's do this. So I started walking towards him. Of course, Nicki and her friends grabbed ahold of me and dragged me to the car. I was like, no, fuck this motherfucker.
Speaker: We've been out here. He's been keeping rocks. Now he wants to talk shit. We get in the car. As I'm shutting my door, he says something. I open my door. I'm like, what, bitch? All I know is I got four hands on my nipple, pulled me into the car. And I'm like, get out of the car. Get out of the car. Get out of the car.
Speaker: I was like. You ain't about that life, man. Why are we doing this right now? You're not that guy, bro. You're not that guy. I didn't want to fight nobody. I didn't want to fight him, but I was a big old cop. I can't block the shit out of you. But I didn't. It is obviously being a creepy prick. You're being weird and creepy, man. And they asked me to. I mean, all three of them asked me to. And one of them is my fiance. So.
Speaker: What the hell am I going to do? And then I mean, then I mean, then I mean like four dudes and a girl in a bar and that, that had my back more than most people that I've known my whole life. Like that was ready. They didn't even know what was going on. They was just ready. Even old girl was like, who we fighting? I said, don't worry. Y 'all two ain't fighting. Nobody except each other's private parts.
Speaker: That's who y 'all two was fighting. But we're walking out and my one buddy who was about to die, he's like, you're going to kill him, aren't you? I was like, no, I'm not going to kill him. I'm going to go to the car. I'm going to the hotel, man, like the hotel. I'm not surprised.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm just going to the hotel, man. Fuck this shit. He's like, I mean, if you killed him, we'll hide the body. And I'm like, what the fuck? I ain't even from here, bro. I ain't even fucking right here. Yeah, like, I ain't even from here. Yeah, well, we like you. Clearly. I don't I don't understand the concept of guys like that. It's just they got a super.
Speaker: No, but they got a chip on their shoulder and they want to fight everybody. Well, it's little man syndrome, Jeff, and you have the same problem. Cause I've seen, I'm not, no, but, but you tried to hit Bob with a cinder block. Bob pissed me off. That's a difference. It's not like day one. I met Bob and I was like, I'm gonna fight that motherfucker.
Speaker: No, but it's like it's one thing to like when Bob and I had that fight No Bob, I've known Bob for like a year at that point
Speaker: I am a cock blocking son of a bitch on creepy cunts. Creepy cunts. Good. I know, Jeff, you and I knew each other per year at that point. You were the sort that the two of us fucking came out of the womb together. No, this is true. I'm just saying. I'm not. I'm not the I'm not the one when you change hats again. Peaky blighters are there a little wardrobe change?
Speaker: Look at that. Look at you. Look at you. Looking at me. Looking at you. Looking at me. Looking at me. Looking at you. Looking at them. Oh my God. I did that wrong, Jeff. What's up? How you doing? I got to get the beard stroke in there.
Speaker: Yeah. Like, you know, if you're interested because there was one guy that was dancing with one of Nicki's friends and he actually came up to me and he was like, oh, is that your girl? And I'm like, which one? No.
Speaker: He's like, oh god, no, not all of them. I can only handle one of them. Trust me. They call me pig daddy. I said, that's my girl. That's my fiance. He was like, is it cool if I dance with her? I was like, I mean, if she says it is, why are you guys? He's okay with it. Yeah. Like, from what it sounds like, this guy came up and he's like, I'm going to start dancing with her. She's going to like me. She's just a random creepy dude.
Speaker: Right the correct way to get somebody to answer you is hey you want to dance or or you know if you see them on their work.
Speaker: Come out some face to face. Don't come up from behind. That's just, that's just fucking weird, dude. Like that's super creepy. And that's something that those do. Um, again, double standard, not creepy when women come up from behind a man to start. No, no, no. Come dance with me all you want. When a man does it, it's super fucking creepy and unnecessary as hell. You know, but like this dude, like the one dude came up and started and he had, I'm like, why are you asking me first and foremost?
Speaker: Respect for asking if she was with me. Yeah. No, that's a respecter But don't ask me if you can answer the girl and she danced with him a couple times He it sounds like he was like, hey, I don't want to hit on the wrong chick from a fucking Sasquatch I want to be respectful about it. Like hey, are you dating this chick? Cuz this is the one I want to dance with yeah, I
Speaker: No, that was the right way. That was super cool. She danced with him a couple of times. She wasn't that into him. She said something. He didn't get it the first time. That's where he kind of went wrong. Like she wasn't really feeling him after dancing with him a couple of times. And then he was still kind of lingering.
Speaker: And I was like, Hey bro, like, she's not really that into you. And he was like, Oh man. Oh, I didn't, I didn't know. I didn't get that, that, that vibe. I'm like, Oh yeah. She said something to me. And then I said something to him, but he was super cool, but he was like, Oh man. And then he even apologized to her. Like he was like, Hey, I'm sorry. You know, I.
Speaker: Mix signals or whatever. Well, it's you and me all day long and we wouldn't know we'd like she's just really nice But it's the same thing like she could just be really nice and be nice to you and like she's into me No, she's not calm down but This
Speaker: That's why I don't go out. It's just, don't be fucking weird, bro. Yeah. And if I, like I said, I, I do one dance. I sit at the end of the bar and I drink beer. I'm really good. And any ladies that's listeners at UNU lurkers, if you want to work up the courage and make a comment, are we right or wrong in this? Like, you know,
Speaker: Be respectful, ask for a dance, even if it's a little bumping ass grinding, nasty ass dance. No, but even that, it's like, you can bump and grind on the dance floor and they'd be totally like, oh, what the fuck, dude? Because even like Nicki's friends, we were all dancing together. Even Nicki's friends, I asked her and them, hey, this is kosher. You all right?
Speaker: Yeah. And they were all like, yeah. I was like, all right. Well, I mean, and they started, they initiated it. You know what I mean? Like they get them and they initiated it. And I was like, this cool. Like you're cool. You're cool. Everybody's cool before. Yeah. Well, you have the mindset. Yeah. You have the mindset. Like I don't want to come off as a creepy dude because I'm dancing with Nikki's friend.
Speaker: And Nikki's like, why didn't you dance with me like that? No, I'm dancing with you the same. It's just, you know, I'm being a nice guy. Yeah. And we all went like, we all went out together. Like we'd all been hanging out on that together. And then it was just like, I drug all three of them on the dance floor. And I was like, Nikki said, she's like, we're all having fun and having a good time. It's like, and I was like, I ain't playing stupid games. I ain't trying to win stupid prizes. I ain't trying to fuck around and find out, you know, you're fine with it. I'm fine with.
Speaker: yeah i was gonna say speaking the devil no that's my daughter oh come on oh i saw light come on that's all i know is your boyfriend in here yeah this motherfucker i'm here rip off is here it's the left and a step to the right
Speaker: You don't need to tip toe around it. If a guy is a reasonable person and you're like, I'm not into it. If he's a reasonable person, he should gracefully be like, I get it. See you later. Have a nice night. But to get all aggressive and be an asshole about it, that's just a guy that has no confidence. Well, I probably don't want to be aggressive and being an asshole when the guy that's with the women is this guy.
Speaker: Not that I'm really badass in any way, shape or form, but just my stature alone I've learned in life is intimidating.
Speaker: Women usually feel like we have to pick toe and gentle letting someone down because we're scared. Um, you know what, I, I can agree with that, but I'm also in the many years that I worked as a bouncer. Um, I've seen a lot of women that do not hesitate and it's, it's in the bar scene in the club scene, especially at a certain time of night.
Speaker: It honestly, it doesn't matter how you react to a situation or how you respond to it. Um, some guys are just, Oh, I'm God's gift to women and blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada. No, you're not really at the end of the day, you're not. So that's why I said, I respect for homeboy, like homeboy was cool as shit.
Speaker: Like he could have been an absolute fucking cock for no reason, but he was cool as shit. He just got mixed signals. That's all. Yeah. Which happens because let's be honest, people don't just flat out say stuff. And that is true. You know, uh, the, the whole climate passion thing that, you know, nobody likes being rejected. I get that, but you know, we ought to be a dick about it either.
Speaker: What are you going to disagree? I'm waiting for it. Oh no. No, we've disagreed enough tonight. I really don't need to go down my weird world of true crime and no, I was trying to figure out what the hell's going on. I was trying to put my other car and um
Speaker: uh right well i mean exactly and you know of course you know that's a two -way street you know yeah but but it's also the men that get aggressive when they're rejected they're pussies in the first place stop being psycho stalkers yeah don't be leggy
Speaker: I didn't say that shit. I did. I 100 % did. Wait, hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Get my look on. I'm just going to set my key.
Speaker: Rejection is not the number one stat for men murdering women, but it is absolutely 100 % up there. There's no there's no disregarding that. A lot of times they are crimes of one.
Speaker: Yeah, lady lady is going to be a busy lady. She got to get a flight to Ohio, the King and Ohio. She's going to be, you know, the Cancun to put a steel to up your hours and then and then back to. Home, I mean, that's. It's like from Ohio to Cancun is more like 300 bucks, so you know.
Speaker: Statistically, you guys are, uh, sought out by serial killers more than anybody else. And it has nothing to do with, uh, rejection or anything else at the end of the day. Um, it's just a mindset by a serial killer, but rejection, crime of passion. I'd be killing women because dudes would be harder to kill.
Speaker: Hey, bring me a beer. That's crispy and sensual. Sensual is up, bring me a beer. Not actually, because John Wayne Gacy killed boys, men. Jeffrey Dahmer killed men. What?
Speaker: What the fuck are you telling me? Good night. And he's still here. Yeah, I use that excuse too. I'd be a murderer in this house.
Speaker: but again let's agree to disagree as a true crime enthusiast it is wild the amount of female killers that are out there who have targeted and killed men and like i said i'm not disagreeing and i'm not arguing with you you've seen my desk sitting there empty
Speaker: He's your best friend see he was up Caleb's his best friend just my best friend I say fuck Jeff at least 10 times a day agreed Sometimes when I'm not even there
Speaker: I'm not disagreeing with you in any way, shape or form. It's, it's typically a crime of passion. I guess can fall into that line. I'm not disagreeing with you in any way, shape or form. Um, that's not what I'm doing at all. People in general are killed more often by their intimate partner than anything else.
Speaker: This is not opinions based off of my knowledge. I'm literally trying to find I'm literally on the internet right now. I'm trying to find something called femicide. I do not listen. I don't just listen man. Had I not been a fucking
Speaker: asshole in my younger years, I was going into, I wanted to study criminal justice. This is a passion of mine. This is something that I enjoy. It has nothing to do with podcasts or television shows or anything like that. It's something that I find fascinating and it's something that I research on even to this day. However,
Speaker: Jesus, I'm going to rabbit hole over here and I don't like it. I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm not agree with you. I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm saying it's up there. It's definitely up there. I don't know if it's number one, because do you know how many fucking women would be killed on a daily basis just because they rejected them and there would be no women on this fucking. Well, let's be honest that that dude that that dude that we talked about the other day that that chick went missing.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, yeah. He killed her because he rejected her. And he did it more than once. And he killed another woman because of rejection. Yeah. But being an intimate partner and killing someone based off of rejection are two totally different things. A crime of passion and a crime of rejection are two totally different things. A crime of passion is like if you find your girl cheating on you and you
Speaker: You go to her house and kill her mom, dad, dog. Yeah. There was just a, there was a girl just recently, I think here in Ohio who she was like 16 or 17. She gave her boyfriend a deadline for him to kill her, kill his mom. And this boyfriend was like, say, I don't know, somewhere between like four and eight years older than her.
Speaker: and he didn't kill his mom in that deadline. So this girl killed his mom just because he was a pedophile at the end of the day. Most, most crimes between men and women or men against women or women against men are sexually motivated.
Speaker: Unfortunately, like I said, I'm not agreeing. I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm not fighting with you about it. I'm just saying there's a big difference between the fire. We'll be a crime in this motherfucking bedroom. If you don't calm your ass down, I'm in a good mood tonight and you're in an argumentative mood tonight. Take that shit to Tony's life.
Speaker: Yeah, but I'm just saying if that's the number one reason for women being murdered by men is rejection. The statistics would be so much higher. I'm just saying I've studied cases and, and red cases and, and, and looked at things.
Speaker: Like I said, crime of passion and rejection are two totally different things. I'm found here 15, 15 motives for murder. What is the number one statistic for women being murdered globally? A physical fight turned deadly.
Speaker: Like if you and Nikki started arguing and you accidentally Jealousy is number two for there's or X as a jealousy Hate the victims politics religion or sexual orientation
Speaker: Number three, abusive partner is number four. So like if you were abusing someone and she killed you, murder, murder kills the victim in order to steal from them, it's robbery. Murder wants to collect life insurance money is number six. Spouse wants out of the marriage. Number seven, eight is eliminate a rival.
Speaker: uh revenge is number nine and ten is take revenge for loved ones so revenge is nine and ten i didn't say straight away when you was wrong i don't even remember the comment i made at this fucking point to be 100 honest with you you don't always have women i honestly don't remember the comment i made
Speaker: I'm trying to. If you look up murder, murders by women, murders that are. Men killing women. Which is what I have. Number one motive for better. On drugs and crime worldwide, 78 .7 % of homicide victims are men. Yeah, in a hundred and I saw that too. That's the first one that comes up. Men are more likely to be.
Speaker: Women. Wow. That I did not know. And that's just something that's just popped up. I'm trying to get a global study on homicide. Yeah, I was on there 64 pages of crap. I'm just diving into it. What is the number one motive? Murdering women in the world. I'm trying to find this.
Speaker: There's gonna be a bunch of fucking female suits or female serial killers They've called they call it Them aside them aside. Yeah, I call that food when a woman is murdered. I never knew that I'm never I didn't either Actually, yeah, femicide is is a Common motive that causes men to kill their intimate partners is jealous
Speaker: I can now 100 % agree with that. That's just based off of the amount of jealous men I've known in my life. Yeah.
Speaker: The number of women killed purely by intimate partners, including those killed by a family member, was 30 ,000. More than one -third. All this data that I'm finding is so old. Yeah. The closest thing I found was 21 -1. The newest thing.
Speaker: there from you. Yeah, please send us a link because. I'm going to put a number for men killing women and. It goes up on a huge tangent. Yeah, a lot of it is intimate partners, jealousy. It's not me arguing with you, it's me trying to figure out what. Yeah, we're literally trying to find the factoid.
Speaker: We're just saying you're wrong. I didn't say that. The way I did, but in a way I didn't. I just. What are you doing? Anyways, Jesus Christ, how the hell do we even get on this tangent? Because lady thought she knew the correct answer and she was wrong. I don't even know. Apparently I brought it up, but I don't even remember what I said and I apologize.
Speaker: Oh, it's cause we were talking about a creepy dude. And like he said that that's the number one reason why men can women. You know, we, from, from my show to fireman rich, we are, we are both always telling you to get some sleep. You never sleep woman. Well, she constantly takes us to bed. Her words. It's almost for it.
Speaker: It's almost 11 PM. I'm not wrong. I like your, I like your, uh, your war strategy there. I'm not bad at that. I like that. I'm going to use that. Cause I haven't slept. Next time I get an argument. Rejection is the number one cause for murder upon women in the world. And I said, no, it's not.
Speaker: It's not my fault. We're just talking about creepy guys. This is not my fault. This is not my fault. We're lucky she's here, she says. I'm fucking working in the back. But I thought they didn't do your show last week. You can't just use that from last week. You're lucky that I'm even here. God damn it.
Speaker: I'm not doubting the statistic that a lot of murders happen because of rejection. But number one, that's that's a subject and a question towards you. Like, do you have to do a whole new play set or a whole new set list play set? Are you fucking building a goddamn playground in the back?
Speaker: You couldn't just use the one that you made last week? Well, that wouldn't get repetitive. Oh, no, it didn't get used last week. Oh. Oh, he has to do a new checklist each week. But it didn't get played last week, right? So you have to, even though it didn't get played, you still have to do
Speaker: all new stuff. That's, that's, I think that I, that's more of a, uh, um, even though they didn't use that one, it's more of a pride thing. She, I'm sure she prides herself on, on coming up with the set. No, I thought it didn't get played because your boss had some personal issues. We'll just leave it at that.
Speaker: I didn't know it got played. So maybe, or maybe I'm a week, maybe I'm a week behind. I don't know what's going on. I've lost. That was two weeks ago. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah. And it went out last week. I am 100%. I haven't, I have lost all track of time. You haven't slept. It's okay. You're not wrong. You just haven't. I really am. No, I really have not slept since Friday.
Speaker: Okay, so she did. She did reuse the set list. If I'm reading that correctly, the next week. No, it was two weeks ago. She's right. She's right. It was two weeks ago. I don't even know what day it is at the time. And I started a calendar. You know, you know, the lure fish are eating up you and I bicker and back and fortunately.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. 100%. I'm just. We see you, bitch. Sometimes you got to throw him a bone, Chris. Sometimes you just got to throw him a bone. Hi. We still here. You still watching. Guess what? That makes you a fan. Yeah, man, man. The other day, you're just helping our numbers.
Speaker: Sometimes I get an itch and you still a bitch. Here's my thing. If you don't like something, why do you watch it? Why do you listen to it? I don't get it. Like I don't watch football. You don't see me occasionally just throw on football. I, uh, I've never been scrolling through the TV and be like, Oh look, football. No.
Speaker: I said that the other day to somebody on fucking TikTok. There's these two little queer ass twin brothers who claim to be one percenters at an MC club. And they're all like we're we're in a motorcycle club and we're one percentage. But then they're like, it's all about positivity and treating everybody. And then as soon as they're sending you there, Bob, yeah, that anytime anybody brings smoke to the fucking chat, they're like, well, call the goddamn cops. And one cat was wearing a badge around his neck. I was like,
Speaker: I said y 'all really some fake ass motherfuckers and if a real MC ever got your asses, they go fuck you up with your fake 1%. They don't fuck around. They don't work around. Why do you watch? And I was like, I don't watch. I have literally blocked 10 of your goddamn accounts. Y 'all two goofy sons of bitches have more accounts than anybody I know on this fucking platform. And you still keep showing up on my for you, Bage. Yeah.
Speaker: I was like, you goofy ass motherfuckers. Oh, my God. Ain't no one percenter going to wear a fucking sheriff's deputy badge around his neck and brag about calling the cops. Unless unless he stole it. Oh, if you wanted to get him, motherfucker, let's go. Maybe don't argue with the person who has a law degree or legal shit.
Speaker: I mean, yeah, but as we all know, I don't know if you know this or not, but all degrees and interpretations of the law vary from. And that the definition of a lawyer is to, to, to give a definition of the law. I got you girl. I've got you figured out. You're fine. I'm not going to do it. Jeff, don't you alone.
Speaker: I'm not going to do it, but Jeff's dumb as well. I have a law degree. In the streets where I'm from, we do shit. We got our own law. I for that. Two for two. Butthole for a butthole. Let me know what I mean.
Speaker: Honestly, I don't. I've never heard that expression bowl for a bottle. Gotta be honest. Never heard that one in the Bible. I'm not straight enough. It's in the Bible. I hope you're still praying for me, bitch.
Speaker: rod, sensical rod, sense reviews. Hey, what are you going to do? I didn't mean to. Sorry, I didn't mean to. I read it. Yeah, it wasn't intentional. Chris, I throw you out loud because you can't read. You brought it up with fire and ashes. You brought some food up there. Ooh.
Speaker: Not only is she going to kick you in the butt, she's going to sit there and pull up your ass. Hashtag kink unlocked. Yes, mommy. What is it? It's all dominant. What is it, mommy? I want you to steal the ball in my booty hole. In my booty hole. Yeah.
Speaker: Can you just did a good thing for you tonight? Are y 'all trying to bring me down? Are y 'all always trying to be the man to bring the man down? Apparently that was for me. I say that we have like one of the whitest people on the planet in our chat.
Speaker: She is so white, she clear. Casper is jealous. Wow. What did I do? Still toe in the booty hole. Surprise, surprise. I like that.
Speaker: Jokes on you. Is it the left or the right? Jokes on you. Put it in there and give it a wiggle, wiggle ma. Give it a wiggle, wiggle ma. You're a girl. I don't know how I ever played it. Jokes on you. That's my gig. It's true. I can't hear you. Hell AF. Hell AF.
Speaker: It's okay. She said earlier, she invited her up on her show and he was like, Helen, you want to come up? And she was like, I'm scruffy as hell looking. And I'm like, my first reaction was, damn, she ain't shaved like all week and she looks like me.
Speaker: I'm just saying she can hide back through the white wall, you know. Scruffy in Scotland and Scruffy in America, once again, two totally different things. Two totally different things. There is a language barrier there somewhere. I'm Scruffy, Jeff Scruffy. So she came up and I was like, oh, who's this Scruffy ass woman? I had to poke the bear.
Speaker: I'm going to poke, poke the bear. We got bears with bears. I'm going to poke, poke, poke. You scruffy nerf her to you. You can't use that word. Shruffy Jeeves, we know. Pal Simon. Yeah, Pal Simon in the building there, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker: I've seen darker my friend. I had a very good friend of mine down in Charleston. That was the goddamn might have been the originator of the bloodline out of Africa. He was purple. No, he was dark. No, let me rephrase that. He was dark.
Speaker: I said, I love that man though. He was cool as shit. I would walk into his shop and he'd be like, let me tell you something about the white people.
Speaker: And he's giving me the craziest, racist white joke I've ever heard in my life. You know, I can't be mad at it, you know? And I would start laughing, and I'd be like, bro, how you gonna do that to me when y 'all don't even like your own people? Yeah, not my people. They're American. I'm from Africa. I can't do an African voice. And then he would say, fuck them, words.
Speaker: I'm going to slowly back out of the shot now. Everything's good. Everything's good. You don't have no problems, right? I just need to go to my next server.
Speaker: I'm late for, oh my God, anything. Oh, and he was a trip because he was in a shopping Plaza and then the Plaza had a Chinese restaurant. I had his shop. Um, and they sold like clothing and, and this, that, and the other thing. And then there was a barber shop at a bar and they were all in the Plaza. I took care of the whole Plaza. I agree. Come here. I had to tell you something. I'm the captain now.
Speaker: I'm like, who? This motherfucker right here, Glee. Chang? Yes, that motherfucker. Let me tell you. I love dudes like that. I'm like, dude, I'm done for the rest of the day. I'm just going to sit here and listen to you talk.
Speaker: Dude, he was the coolest cat in the world. And he meant no malice whatsoever. It was just... That's just the way he spoke, yeah. When he spoke, it sounded serious, but it was no malice. They just felt the whole plaza. They just fucked up with each other constantly. That's the way it should be. I can't do an Asian voice, but...
Speaker: the ball. I think and honestly you're you're whiter than a paper plate on a glass of milk in the snowstorm but you know I don't know what person she's shut up you are not that goddamn dark well if that's the case then we just put you and leggy together in a dark room and she's gonna glow in the dark she's gonna glow in the dark
Speaker: Like you ever in a dark room, you know, you really just make sure your faces don't like a glow stick I'm just saying apparently light the way Oh, I think said by the way, what did you say? Oh
Speaker: No, I said, I said you can light the way like a miner's helmet, you know, miner's helmet. So what she's going to put leggy on his head. I don't think that's going to work out very well. It's going to be incredibly awkward. She's six. Walk in front of him. She walked in front of him. Yeah, luminescent. I use a goddamn lumineer.
Speaker: She's the head of the Illuminati. The other Illuminati. If she needs more light, she just rolls up her sleeve.
Speaker: You have to shake you up before you go in the dark or do you just naturally? Do we have to like bend your legs you know like like you're talking about?
Speaker: Did we pop your knuckles to make you glow? I'm just saying. Mickey just asked me if I'm basted.
Speaker: I don't know how to spell possibly thank you
Speaker: I can never see G's when he's sitting in the Let me get a creepy come downstairs and I
Speaker: I like Jesus crashing on my couch and I get up in the middle of the night and walk out there and he just smiles at me. He's like, Oh, shit. I almost called the goddamn windshield is on you. If y 'all don't get that reference. Yeah. Oh, nice.
Speaker: There we go. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
Speaker: I just want to make the same mistake with CCR.
Speaker: Hires by a moon on the ground. That would totally change that movie, I'm just saying. The conclusion is real. You ain't wrong. She started there for days. She has to wear balaclava to bed. She doesn't keep herself awake. He wears ski mask to bed so he can go to sleep.
Speaker: I can't see **** I can't feel my face when I'm with you. Why am I so sing? I don't know.
Speaker: I know I can. Is it weird that I can picture when he sends in a room and the room lights up like someone turned on at like 14 the last night? It looks like the dude, what's that movie, Powder?
Speaker: Oh, shit. They're not even here to defend themselves. Exactly. That's why it's funny. Oh, dude, I, I said, uh, single white female cut his hair. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: I was talking to a buddy of mine the other day. Exactly. I was talking to him like, when you get a notification in the corner. That's just you with your pajamas rolled up a little bit on your arm.
Speaker: She snores ever so slightly in bed and her arm comes out of the covers and you're like, oh my God. Is that my phone? Oh no, it's like, cover up, cover up again. I'm honestly here. I think I was there all the day.
Speaker: Oh, who's messing with me? Nobody. God damn it, Leggy! I got covers on you again. I thought I covered you up already once. Oh, God, that's going to be a whole other fucking rumor. Can you believe that jumping like we're talking about having Leggy in their bedroom? She takes us to bed all the time. She said it all year.
Speaker: Oh my god. She's such a. Crazy person. Jesus Christ. That's going to put a dancer on a lot of activities. Don't get her wet.
Speaker: This is probably gonna hurt a little bit, but you know the rules. Wait, when did she become a gremlin? She said it, not me. She said, wow. I know this is the norm, but I can't get you wet, so. I just don't know.
Speaker: What time is it? Okay, we're good. Look, as soon as I make comments about the lurkers, we literally went from fucking like to just Jeeves and if Vicki is still here, it's just three. Y 'all are some silly ass motherfuckers. Yeah.
Speaker: turn around bite this. Hersher, John and Luna had to do it again. Oh, no. The rumor is what makes life living. I mean, the rumors already started. Trust me. Trust me. They're already there. It is what it is. Just run with it. It's fun.
Speaker: It's yeah, like that's gonna be the room ladies hooking up with both Jeff and Glee at the same time. That's what he got considering Ohio. Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing. She's gonna leave us cuz we're too big. We can reach all the way to Scotland.
Speaker: We're going to tell her we're going to get on Facebook and we're going to tell her just like we told Tony's ex -wife when he was out of town. Oh, shit. My bad. Too far. I mean, I mean, Schmooney. Schmooney. Yeah, I remember Schmooney. Schmooney's a good guy, man.
Speaker: Ooh, jalapeno poppers, awesome. Anybody like jalapeno poppers? You're a jalapeno popper, Jeeves. From what I heard about your Scotland trip, you're a jalapeno popper. Now who's spreading rumors?
Speaker: Rumors are that like you said, oof, oofed. Yeah, is there a T on the end of that? I got hoes in different area code. Area code. We are the Lucas the podcast. No, bitch. Get out the way. Because I got hoes to get to in different area codes.
Speaker: Everyone the highway and you be me You are in a singing mood tonight I know I really am I just I you know what I just don't fucking care. I just don't care I'm so over it. I'm so over it like y 'all some silly ass sons of bitches Y 'all some silly jealous as motherfuckers Agreed
Speaker: I'm I'm having some right now. Don't click. We have enough of that. Don't. There was first and foremost, I'm going to be the first and probably only one that comes out outside of the situation that says that shit is absolutely fucking delusional to think that that is the case.
Speaker: That is the fucking, God forbid two friends actually take an opportunity to meet each other and hang out. That narrative - Have like a beer. Even if I didn't like you, that narrative is so fucking played out and whack at the end of the day. And it's fucking childish because I have female friends.
Speaker: I've got a very good friend of mine that I've been friends with since seventh grade. And if she called, if she texted me right now and said, what are you doing Saturday? Yeah. What are you doing on Saturday afternoon? You want to go to raising canes? I'd be like, absolutely. She's a lesbian. She's in a relationship. Nikki knows about her. That is so fucking
Speaker: low hanging fruit to make those comments and to start spreading those goddamn rumors. That shit irritates the fuck out of me. Agreed. At the end of the day. And I know y 'all goofy bitches don't want to hear that shit, but I know you're going to hear that shit because you're lurking around and you're, you might not be working live, but you're going to watch the replays. Yeah. It's like when I go to Europe, if I, if I happen to end up over Ireland,
Speaker: You know, why don't Tony be a man? I don't fucking Tony. I already started, so fuck it. You put it there. Why don't Tony be a fucking goddamn man and squash that shit and fucking stick up for you at least once, at least once. Just once. Because he never stood up for you for against towards me.
Speaker: And he sure as hell ain't never stood up for you in front of all these other fucking losers and never was bins and never will be at 90 % of you goofy bastards. Actually, probably 100 % of you goofy bastards are going to die alone and sad. That instigated drama and live in the drama and feed off the drama. You're all are alone now and you're going to die alone. And shame on you, Tony, for not having a big because people get people get bored of that shit. Yeah.
Speaker: Shame on you, Tony, for not being a man and not having the fucking balls to stick up for your woman. Because I, and shit, that's just, don't fly with me. Don't fucking, don't, don't fucking disrespect somebody I'm with. I now, I know I've been told, oh, don't click you disrespect Jeff's wife all the time. No, I don't because he knows I'm just fucking playing with him. Yeah. If he was actually disrespecting, I wouldn't let him do it. Running joke that we haven't done since they won.
Speaker: And that's because, let's be honest, she can do way better. Oh, great. It's not because of how she looks. It's just I know Jeff. 25 years. I've known this guy. Trust me, I'm in the same boat as her. I could have a way better best friend than him.
Speaker: She's new enough in the game where she can get away. I can't get away. I'm stuck here. She's legally bound to me now. Herpes. Every time I think I get rid of him, he's like, surprise. Wire up. Jeff's back, bitches. Whoop, whoop. I'm like herpes. You both love me. So, haha.
Speaker: I agree 100%. I agree 100%. Complete fucking bullshit. Complete fucking nonsense. And it could have been put down day one. It could have been squashed within 30 seconds. Like, hey, that's my woman. Give it a rest. And for any of you who are curious, four hours, 15 minutes ish so you can get it and screen record it. Yep. And chop and screw it and send it to Tony. Because I know you will.
Speaker: Um, but, uh, and I know Tony's and here's the other thing. I know Tony's not smart enough to actually go back and listen to the prior conversation or anything like that. He's just going to believe what his friends tell him. So, but four hours and 15 minutes ish, where I was, it was directed towards you goofy fucks, but yeah, a hundred percent.
Speaker: I just, again, it could have been squashed real easy, real fast. I don't think there's any people of the opposite sex who are friends getting a chance and an opportunity to meet each other and hang out. Agreed. That's like, if, if, if my end up is you after the whole situation and after lady got off of airtime and then I heard that they were coming in to fucking sideways, that's fucking BS. Geez.
Speaker: And that's why I keep saying, I don't know you motherfucking goofy ass sons of bitches, say or do this shit in person. And you only have to say it to them. Hey, how you doing? I volunteer for tribute. Boom, another reference. Hunger Games. Yeah, I caught it. I refuse to give it to you. These movies are awesome.
Speaker: No, but it's like if when I'm in Europe, I end up over hanging out with Leggy, there's going to be a rumor that Leggy and I are sleeping together. Well, hey, that's not going to happen because she's with somebody or I'm with somebody, too. So always be. Hey.
Speaker: Somebody got a phone call from his woman. Oh, you fucking shit! You got in trouble! Ah! Ah! Fuck. I'm tired. I need to get to bed. Mm -hmm.
Speaker: Let's put that up there. That way everybody can see it. I'm always glad Jeeves made it to Scotland. And we will always be friends. No benefits, just friends. Just friends. Somebody's asking if he's basted. Ugh.
Speaker: It's don't lie nice No, I agree, you know there you know, I get it I'm not gonna throw that up just because um, unless you want me to if If somebody needs to bully somebody to make themselves feel better There's come back. Let's be honest Jesus Christ
Speaker: I've been bullied my entire life. Do I take it personally? No, I don't give a fuck. I've stopped caring what people think when I was 14. I know I'm a goofy fuck and I don't care. I don't hang out who I want. I don't give a fuck. And if people don't like it, there's the door. Bye. And I'm sorry that you had to go through that. Like I said, I have not
Speaker: heard anything because I don't care enough to actually pay attention, but it's like, if somebody doesn't like me, that's fine. I have other friends. I have, I have another life. I don't buy somebody not liking me or liking me. It's not going to change the outcome of my life because I'm on a strict path and I'm going to continue on that path. If you don't like it, be a hater. I don't care.
Speaker: This chair is uncomfortable. I am getting ready to go to bed, though. I am fucking fried. My wife's asleep on the couch. When I went in there getting her sunglasses, didn't notice it.
Speaker: I fell asleep in my chair at work today though. And my office chair, not meant for sleeping. Oh my God. I hurt my neck. Yeah, you know, I don't even know what the app is. I can't be bothered to get it. I don't want to get on it because, and I've said it, I don't know, a million fucking times.
Speaker: I have better things in my life to worry about, bigger things in my life, bigger fish to fry, however you want to put it, than to get on an app that is religious people arguing about the same shit and talking shit about people. If you don't like somebody, why are you kids still talking about them? I mean, do you actually... The chair isn't comfortable because it is made out of fucking hard fucking oak. Man, my kid painted it.
Speaker: and the only reason I sat outside tonight is because I spoke during the show and my wife only spoke out in the morning. It's like... It's like, listen, let's come hang on. That's what I said. At the end of the day, I refuse to get on an app where people just bitch and moan and argue about the same shit all over the time. And as I said earlier, you're good.
Speaker: Okay, but it's like if Oh No, I agree, you know not like me somebody is one thing but talking shit about him that's just that obviously they it's it's It's like Why does it bother you so much that somebody exists is your life that pathetic
Speaker: that you have to wake up something about somebody or talk shit about somebody, especially behind their back. It really is at the end of the day there. Yeah. That's a scumbag thing to do. And, and, and I'm sorry, anybody talks about somebody behind their back is a fucking scumbag. And welcome back. You silly little Canadian bitch. Yeah. Yeah. We're still live. Just so you know,
Speaker: Yeah, just so we know. Geez, you're not a Canadian bitch, by the way. I wasn't talking about you. But it's like, if somebody's pure existence bothers you that much, you have mental issues. And you should probably go see a doctor. And by the way, get castrated because you're a piece of shit human being.
Speaker: You need God damn Jesus in your life and Ron, we'll pray for you. Yeah. Well, good luck with that. No, but that's my point. It's like, if you're, if, if it's like our lurkers and I'll say it, if you're watching the show, why, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why is your life centered around watching us and talking shit about us? If you don't like us, fucking stop watching. Uh,
Speaker: This is a message to all the haters out there. If you don't like what I do but you watch everything I'm doing, you're still a fan.
Speaker: Agreed 100 % and you know what if you want to watch go ahead watch clip all you want I don't give a fuck because at the end of the day you're helping our numbers Well, there was a stalker that was live Until I showed up on the app They weren't live
Speaker: and then the old as Spider -Man, Rich says, the old bean counter went up. So, I'm just saying, if you're, you know, and if, I'm sorry, if I have a problem with somebody, if I have a problem with somebody, I'm going to tell them why, because I have a problem with them. What's up, secret room. How y 'all doing? How y 'all living? Yeah. Hey, don't fuck yourself because you're, you're a loser.
Speaker: Leave my man. She's alone. Yup. Oh, wait. No, no, no. God again. Just kidding. God again. Oh, God. There we go. Run away. Run away. Oh, my God. We can't. We can't. We can't. God forbid they know we're walking. Yeah, I thought tonight. I hope I thought that
Speaker: that Ted was going to maybe pop up because Ted made the comment multiple times that he'd been trying to come up on the show. And I'm like, have you really? And I keep inviting you, Ted. Yeah, I've seen the invites on Instagram. I'm just doors always open. I would love to have I would love that Ted Ted up in here. Ted's a cool dude. You know, and I don't think Ted buys into the program of all the bullshit.
Speaker: You know, he likes people for whatever reason, you know, he likes people. And that's the end of the day. You know, I don't think that Ted buys into the bullshit. Brian doesn't buy into the bullshit. Yeah, he does socialize. But he doesn't buy into the bullshit. Brian's like, if you're cool with me, I'm cool with you. And that's exactly how the fuck I am. If you're cool, I'm the same. If you're not cool with this, however.
Speaker: Oh, godly duck shit. Like, like a goofy ass. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Make sure you get this screen recording. Make sure you get this screen recording, Jay. Goofy ass Jay said it'd be a screen recording in the middle of the night from a comment that I've made multiple times over the last 10 years. A comment that I've said to his face multiple times. If I ever get the chance to meet him, I want to punch him in his jaw first thing, first and foremost, because he's earned
Speaker: You know, but I do want to meet him. I do want to hang out with the guy. This is the cut. This is the, this is the type of fucking weak ass pussy ass bullshit that they do. There's goofy ass motherfucker. Somebody gave him or he got it himself a screen recording of me saying, I I'm going to punch Jay in the jaw onsite and break his jaw.
Speaker: That's all they got. They didn't get the rest of it of me saying, you know, but I've said that for years. I've said it to his face. I've said it to him when we were in lives together, you know, because he said some fucking disgusting, vulgar, terrible, goddamn things. And then he wants to act like a victim. Bro, it is what it is. Y 'all want to chop and screw shit. If I said it, I said.
Speaker: But you sent me a message in the middle of the night, knowing I was in bed and then you never responded to me when I responded back to you. And you're so retarded, you sent me two messages because the first one you fucked up.
Speaker: So you had to send me the second one. I still responded to you and you ain't never even opened it. Why? Because you fucking shook, but you went back on your goofy ass app and you told all your goofy ass friends, I show good. I got good. I told him. Until he was asleep in the middle of the night and I sent him the message. He's scary. He's scary. Jay and his stupid ass message. Jay and his stupid ass message you sent me on Snapchat.
Speaker: that he, he is still never open my response to. We're talking shit. I'm having fun at their expense. Yeah. Like the fuck kind of bullshit is that if I send you a message, first and foremost, I'm going to wait until I find you online. I'm going to send you a message. And then when I see you read and over my message, I'm going to be waiting for a response. If you don't respond, well,
Speaker: I don't know what message I already knew that you just made. What? I don't think I know what message you're referring to. The one that Jay sent me was the audio recording of me saying I was going to punch him in his jaw on site. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A comment that I've made a million times to his face. Everything to which I responded. You hate my show so much. I'm such a terrible podcast associate. You always listen. I appreciate you. Yes. Yeah. I said, I appreciate you. Thanks for listening.
Speaker: And like I said, if if if you have a problem with me or Chris or anybody, be be an adult and say something you won't. So, Jeff, I know you do. Well, I got a problem with you too. You stole my man, Warren. Damn you. And I am making you no sandwich. You bet or you owe me one. No, I don't think you know who she does make a sandwich for.
Speaker: What she doesn't tell you there's a small bit of rat poison in there, but we make you totally killing you. Well, what she doesn't know is my body all for 30, 40 years. Well, jokes on her, right? Poison. That season. That's my favorite. Yeah.
Speaker: Is this roast beef, Swiss and arsenic? How did you know? You know me so well. I hate you both. No, but in all seriousness, if somebody's got an actual problem,
Speaker: Be an adult and chase them. I'm not an actual problem. Woman, you are my problem. Don't start. No, you're a woman. I've already been antagonizing lady all day. Women's rights matter. Let's not say that. Your body is sort of in love with your brain and your personality. Yeah, apparently. Because apparently we only go for physical beauty.
Speaker: I love the shit out of her body but I also love all the extra bonuses too. I like them things. I like them junkies.
Speaker: Ladies buying a round trip ticket to Ohio from Ireland. Yeah, I know she's from Scotland. Don't worry. I fucked up and said Ireland, Ireland. And she was like, Ireland, question mark, question mark, question mark. And I'm like, whatever. It's the same thing.
Speaker: and I've been fucking with her all night. So she's gonna fly in for 45 minutes to punch, kick him in the balls, and then fly out. Flying here, getting a taxi, knocking on the door, kicking me in the bowels, and then she's getting right back in the taxi, and she says, however. Yeah. Once again, I will be on the list that Tony's not on, and that is people who has met
Speaker: Oh, even though he's been given every opportunity under the sun. And Jeff's like, that's like a $2 ,000 ticket. Like he's like, no, it's like $500 round trip. And Jeff, I actually, she's buying a ticket to Ohio from Scotland and they're from Ohio to Cancun and then back to Scotland because she's going to Cancun and putting a steel -toed boot in Jeff's arse. Well, there you go.
Speaker: moto moto as you I'm just I'm from Ohio to to Cancun because you're getting no way there's more you're giving me your to boots in the arse.
Speaker: Joke's on you. I like that shit. It's my kink, girl. I like the double, still total boots in the arts. As long as it's the right foot. I don't like left. So they both got to give you the double right, the double thumbing with the right foot. I like them chunky.
Speaker: Nicki, you can be her wing woman for show. I was gonna say she's shorter than me, but she ain't, she ain't a short woman. You're what? Five, eight, nine, five, nine, five, nine. Like he's like, Oh my God, feet tall. Yeah. Actually, I think Lady and I are pretty close to the same height. She's like six three. Show y 'all both won't fuck around and get a one. What?
Speaker: That's right. All over the floor. Oh, she's your middle name. Oh, you're in trouble. It's not me. It's about. Trust me, you're in trouble. You're a middle man. I tried to. Oh, she's five, 10, just five. I thought you were like six foot. I thought she was six, nine, one and a half. Bunch of big bitches up in this motherfucker.
Speaker: That's some big bitches! That's a huge bitch! I'm trying to get my smoke on. Y 'all ain't nothing but bitches in hoes. Y 'all big bitches? That's a huge bitch! Head in. Get a map, man. Go sorta. Ireland, Scotland, same thing.
Speaker: I missed him. I ain't Mountain Dew, baby. It's it's it's it's butt juice. I don't even know it's for me. outside of the fact that I told you that I spilled a Mountain Dew. Trust me.
Speaker: Okay, I have once or twice but Jeff yells at me every time I go to the bathroom because he's like I can fucking hear you and everybody can hear you So I didn't start watching that naked attraction
Speaker: I can't get it on HBO. I can get it on my computer. Hold on. Hold on. I got to get Nicki back here. I'm here. Jeff said he started watching Nick in attraction. Oh, are you jealous? I started with season one. I'm asking him if he jealous of one of the eaters. How about the guy with the eaters? You see the guy with the elephant tattoo. Oh, my God. That was funny. Yeah.
Speaker: That wasn't an elephant. I think that was the same guy that Wiener bombed me and Liggy. I told you about the guy who Wiener bombed us didn't know. And I told you about that. I'm not really drunk about it and you were not being mean to me the next day. Liggy and I got Wiener on. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. You didn't miss much. Then I go over and out. OK.
Speaker: after Matt. Well, this other guy. Oh, yeah, I expect. Uh, so somebody popped up. I can use it in the microwave to get it warm or I can put it in the freezer. And how was it? Two hours, but it's been in there for two days. Oh, so lady and I were talking. She was live with me. Jeff had left Matt.
Speaker: Jeff left like, you know, we're talking that Matt came in please saying over and out and then Matt left and her and I were still talking and bullshitting around and So then somebody popped up down backstage and you can see like it was an actual person No
Speaker: It's too hot to have a hoodie on. Look at that booty! I do see a hand every once in a while. I forgot what I was talking about. After the mixed house, the mixed house flag is on screen. Okay. And then you got about six inches of wall face. Christopher! He's mesmerized.
Speaker: He forgot what he was talking about. It's all boobies. We're talking and this guy popped up and I was like, oh, it's open door Saturday, open door challenge, open door Saturday. I was bringing him up. So we brought him up. And as soon as we brought him up, like as soon as his camera loaded in and it was just him and his little fucking tiny tally whacker.
Speaker: Oh no, like real life, we got weird bomb to the point where, and again, show proclaims small dick guy. I was making fun of his little dick. That's how small it was in Portland, like he would. Oh, that's not impressive.
Speaker: As, as like, you and I both said, you didn't miss much. Yeah. You absolutely should. You, you missed absolutely nothing. Oh, let's be honest. And then we proceeded because we do a lot of things on here that don't get us canceled, but I don't want some fucking wiener to get me canceled, especially that small. Not even my wiener 10 minutes making fun of him. And I, and I made the comment of like, bro,
Speaker: I got a little bit, but you make me look like a fucking elephant. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know who he is or anything. He just popped up. Yeah. There was no words. As soon as I clicked, as soon as his camera loaded, it was just like time to pack her and let you know. I'm like trying to get off screen as quick as I could.
Speaker: She got home. If you had to go outside and go talk to mom. I'm not moving right now. I ain't taking you outside. Not until I'm done. Seven beers are great before I take you outside. I can't even stand to look at you right now. Did Austin tell you she wanted all the girls to come over and spend the night here tonight? The Cherry Valley girl.
Speaker: She said, how do you feel about Haley and Lexi and Izzy coming over and spending the night at the house because we all have to get up and go in in the morning. I said, your father told you he doesn't want to see you or smell you this weekend or even hear you. So you think he wants three more teenagers in the house. I didn't say, I didn't tell us. I don't want to hear you smell, you see you at all this weekend. And she's like, yeah, fair.
Speaker: Yeah, the replay is still there because I don't edit shit. I just don't remember which episode it was. There was just a couple weeks ago. Yeah, I wouldn't. We didn't have a Saturday. I mean, I don't know where the fuck they were all going to sleep. Do you know what they've been all compared to what they've been buggies been? I mean, Izzy and Lexi are like this big. Yeah, that's the last thing I want is a bunch of fucking underage girls. Yeah, no shit.
Speaker: especially. Yeah, especially when you're three sheets of the wind live foremost. I'm one sheet. Yeah, I'm not going to get to three because I've only got seven beers left. In the episode, let's get based on it. I did. Let's get based on it. You are welcome. And then I put in the description. What are we looking at tomorrow? What are you looking at?
Speaker: What are you cooking them all? Um, I'm working open to close tomorrow. Oh, gross. You missed the, you were not here when the hotel is putting on a buffet tomorrow. There are four seating. Um, one, 11, one, three, and five for this buffet. Yeah. So, and then they did tonight, they did a $99 room special rooms.
Speaker: Normally tonight they were one $29. Well, regular tonight, they were one $20. You had to be there drinking and decided you wanted to stay to get it for 99. Nobody was already for 99. So if I would have went up there and got spent drinking, I could have went to the front desk and said, I can't drive home. You could have told Heather. Yes.
Speaker: So I said I was going to get a room up there and I was going to do the show up there thinking like, I'm going to do the show in the room, right? You thought I was going to do the show in the barn. I'm like, you do realize I almost killed Jeff because he got a tattoo live on the show. Yeah. And I didn't really know what to, I didn't know if they were going to be busy or what. And it was like, that's a lot of extra. Yeah. But it wasn't loud.
Speaker: Yeah. The last thing I want is some drunk ass a lot of hotel coming over while I'm trying to do a podcast as I'm sitting at the bar and be like, yeah. I mean, had some tipsy people, but not, I would have been the drunk people. Yeah. That's cause Chris wasn't there. I'm most of the podcast. You want to be on it?
Speaker: They're doing a carving station with turkey and prime rib. And then there's pork loins, seafood mac and cheese, walleye and a whole bunch of other stuff. There's mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, all kinds of other stuff. There's all kinds of starters and like appetizers and desserts. So it's a huge fucking thread. I got locked in a beer cooler behind a cart of 14 fucking turkeys today.
Speaker: pizza on the floor, pizza on the floor, why you guys are painting, fuck the fucking floor. And deviled eggs and. Does it sound like I'm pissing on the floor? No, it doesn't sound like you're pissing on the floor. That's what it sounds like. Is that four people? No. Sounds like you're frying chicken. He said it sounds like you're frying chicken. Can I not piss on the floor? While you're up, can you give me a beer? No. I'm injured.
Speaker: That's because you said it wrong, Nikki. You have to be sensuous about it. If she was up, give me a beer. Because I don't want them to get warm. You need warm drink them faster. Drink them faster. He's going to be buried in the motherfucking backyard. That's all right. I got space for you here. Cabana boys and coconut drinks. Problem. There you go.
Speaker: You don't want your beer to get warm. Drink it faster. I'm going to Cancun for Cabana boys and coconut drink. Well, too bad Jeff's wife is already banging all the Cabana boys and there's none for you. Well, I speak Spanish too. Ordinary mommy.
Speaker: Por favor surfer vaisas mucho machos. Mucho machos? Yes. Wow. Trust me, they'll understand. Mexican women are not too smart. You have married one. Point proven. I rest my case. Lawyer. Lawyer. Hashtag lawyer.
Speaker: Jeff validated me. He was like, I mean, it's not wrong. I mean, I'd like to argue with him, but I can't argue with logic. Nothing's better than margaritas and senoritas. I'm just saying.
Speaker: Coconut. Coconuts and lady boys. That's Thailand. They all act like you don't have your whole part of the Mexican. You told me about that. That's right. That's where Jeff's going to take you if you come down there. He's like, yeah, nigga, I know the perfect job for you. Lady boys. Take you out of the gay bar and drop me off.
Speaker: You think you're going to take me to Kay Martin for all me on? What'd you think? The gay bar. Oh. I've been to the gay bar before. You don't have a gay bar. The gay bar's here. There is one gay bar here. Really? You know, let's get through that. Yeah, there's one. Well, one that's like openly gay. I've been to the gay bars in Pittsburgh and in Philly.
Speaker: I've been to the gay bars and the drag bars and and Columbus so much fun. I want to go to drag. I've never been to a drag bar. Oh, no, I lose my. You say drag bingo. I want to play. Yeah, I want to play drag bingo. I mean, is it like playing bingo with drag queen? Yes.
Speaker: Oh, okay. I just want to, I want to be sure. Cause it was like, I see one with a bullet. I got a square. Oh, so, so we did, there was a place here in Columbus that did, um, it was Sunday brunch with a drag show. Yes. And when, before, right. Just, just before Austin was born, when I was working at two minute truck scratch that when I was working at a moving company.
Speaker: One of the guys that worked there was drag queen. Yeah. And we went there. Well, then we went there every chance we got on Sundays because we had so much fucking fun. It was like brunch and a drag show. But when I lived down in Charleston, we had cheeseburger, cheeseburger Mary's or something like that. And it was like a gay bar restaurant, whatever, but they did drag shows all the time. Cheeseburger Mary's.
Speaker: Great food. Oh my God. Fantastic food. It was right down on market street, right down on the water. Um, but we'd go to the drag. I would go to the drag shows there. Um, so much fun, man. I did drag shows are amazing. And some of them drag queens. There's that one dude on fucking tick tock. I think I've showed you him before he does the transitions in his bathroom. Yeah. That motherfucker. He could get it.
Speaker: I don't know. I mean, he he won't get it, but I don't put mouth kiss him. Yeah, I've seen a couple of those were like, you know, I know I love him and he gets so much hate and he just doesn't even respond to the hate. He just he just post their comments. It makes a video. He's a gorgeous man. Don't get me wrong. Like as a man, he's a gorgeous man. But then it's just like.
Speaker: Damn, how are you? My entire fucking sexuality right now. Like, the fuck is even happening? Yup. Gay bars have the best music. Gay bars have the best people. My ex -wife, her mom... The nicest people. Her mom's a lesbian and her best friend, he's gay. And before... I'm a lesbian. In Ohio, and this was years ago, this was...
Speaker: I don't even think my daughter was born yet. Um, her best friend and his now husband, they had a, um, commitment ceremony at their church because that was the most they could do. Wasn't an actual wedding. They committed themselves to each other, whatever. So after the family and all that stuff, we all went out, we all went downtown to Columbus and went
Speaker: to the gay bars or whatever. And of course, they're like, are you okay going to the gay bars? Again, ex -wife, not the greatest person in the world, kind of painted me out as a racist and a homophobe. It is what it is, but I've always been very outspoken and very loud about my advocacy.
Speaker: I gotta go meet his husband. One of the guys she works with Thomas.
Speaker: I love this fucking dude. One of the last times I seen him, I was dropping Austin off at work. He heard I was there and I was getting ready to leave and he come prancing out. Just to say hi, just to come out and say hi and give me a hug. He came up to me today and wrapped me up in a big hug. He says, please don't ever leave us for six days. But yeah, but no, I mean, I've always, I've always been in that like, you know, uh,
Speaker: My cousin was a lesbian. I seen what she went through. I mean, shit, I almost killed six dudes once upon a time because they jumped her. She was a stripper and they jumped her just because they found out she was a lesbian. Six dudes jumping my cousin who was all of 120 pounds and like five, seven. Oh shit, here. I'm gonna put this, this has to go back.
Speaker: And then the problem was I knew the bouncers at the said strip club that she worked at and they gave me the video footage. So, you know, I had to go put work in, but, you know, my sister, now my broaster, you know, I'm a huge, I will always support, I'll always be now. I, you know, whatever. And I'm like, really? Like, like they asked me that question and I'm like, really? Like that's fucked up first and foremost.
Speaker: Yeah, anything bad to say about like her mom's relationship, her mom's relationship, never said anything about her mom's best friend or anything like that. Like it's a fucking question to ask me. So we go to the gay bar and it was during football season. We all sit down and get our drinks, whatever. I go up to the bar and to get me another beer and I was watching the football game.
Speaker: this Saturday night. So it's college and whatever this gay dude walks up and he was like, Oh, you know, he started chatting me up. I'm like, Hey man, I'm straight. That's my girl over here. He was like, okay. Can I buy you a drink still? I'm like, I mean, yeah, you can obviously never turned out a free drink. But they were the coolest people. I like what, you know, and I'd already been going to gay bars before that.
Speaker: and hanging out because of different gay friends I had and stuff like that. But it was so cool. We had so much fun. And then like, I'm at one point in time, I was set up the bar watching football and I had like four dudes with me and we were all watching football together, talking about the games that happened earlier in the day and everything like that. The bartender was like, you know, they're only buying you drinks because they think they can turn you. And I'm like, I hope their buckets are deep. Yeah.
Speaker: No, I, uh, I've only, but I've never been to a drag, drag bar. I think it'd be fun. The music clubs are so fun. So energetic. Um, there's that, there's that scene from American pie where Stiffler does that dance off. Yeah. That was me. Like a hundred percent. That was me. Every time we went to wall street or whatever, I was on the dance floor. Just.
Speaker: Tearing it up, having fun. Because I don't care. I mean, that's not how I am. That's not my orientation. I just like to drink and dance. Drink and dance and have a good time. I mean, drinks never turned out a free drink. First and foremost, if you ever see me turn down a free beer in a bar, just go ahead and drag me out in the back parking lot and put a bullet in my head.
Speaker: Yeah. You ever see me turn down a free beer ever in my life? It's time to end it. It's time to take me out. You've had a good run. Give me a bunny.
Speaker: Nobody will give me a proper UOG. It's okay. Like I said earlier, nobody even know I was I was gone. Joe will show up to do the show. He'd be like, well, this Glick's not here. So I have to do the show by myself. Started watching the show. She's moving. Have you heard her nude about the Chevy?
Speaker: You can only talk television, movies, and cars. I would take over for you. You wouldn't even know I was gone. He don't even care about me. You don't love me either. Nobody really. Nobody loves me. Nobody loves like Nobody likes me. Everybody
Speaker: I've been like stupid for me tonight. Well, jelly roll for you, mama. Well, it's right around that time, sir. We're getting that five hour mark. I got 59 minutes. Is it after midnight? It is after midnight. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy turkey lurky lurky day.
Speaker: I'm not done yet. What am I going to do now? I don't know. Play with yourself. I'm good at that. That was an Olympic sport. I would have every medal. OK, you would have the silver in every medal. Because this guy would have the gold. Wow.
Speaker: Don't even wow me. Wow. Yeah, I'm going to get going. I'm going to get fed. I'm fucking fried. Well, just leaving Jeff's going to bed. I guess I have to go to bed too. I don't know. I don't want to go.
Speaker: And I wonder if people are weird. But I know you cannot do tics out when you're like, who's your knees all jacked up? I just needed this to settle in for a minute. Like, I don't know. I just want to feel. There's nothing I want to hang out with you. That's not what I'm saying. Yeah, you don't want to hang out with me. It's OK. I sexed you up earlier. Yes, you did.
Speaker: Yeah, I did. Yeah. I knew it was something like that. It's like, oh my god. I mean, I put in that work. I'm just saying. Oh, gee, I ain't the work.
Speaker: How the **** am I going to go to work? My legs won't stop touching us. That sounds like a you problem. I'm going to take a nap. I'm going to get some brains and canes. I'm going to give you some fried chicken. I'm going to take me a nap and then I'm going to play some Call of Duty girl. That was exactly what I did too in that exact order. Oh yeah.
Speaker: The time I came home and I ate my raisin canes and I woke up and got on the Xbox. But your boy was, your boy was stressed out. I got that, I got that damn caniac. But y 'all who don't know about raisin canes, a caniac is six chicken strips. Now these ain't your regular chicken strips. These are like half pound chicken strips a piece. Oh man.
Speaker: Oh, I will eat the hell out of your crinkly cup fries. Then you get six piece. You get six piece strips. You get Crinkle cup fries. Oh, Susan. I don't think I put my coleslaw in the fridge. Okay. Raisin Cane's has the best coleslaw. Like I said, my bad. I got it.
Speaker: There's no discussion to be had when it comes to chicken, fast food, restaurants, raisin canes is the end all be all. It is cheapest God or whatever. However, that goes father, son, and the Holy ghost of chicken. Well, yeah, you're not going to have it. It's not down there anyways. And then you get Texas, Texas toast, garlic bread, but it's not crunchy.
Speaker: The coleslaw is amazing, but this is the climatical point of any Raising Cane's experience. The cane sauce. Yeah, I heard that sounds good. You can give me a baby's foot and a bucket of cane sauce. Actually, fuck a baby's foot. I'll eat a whole ass baby if I can dip it in cane sauce.
Speaker: I'll eat a whole ass baby. I love me some raisin canes. So yeah, I got me right. I came home. T the TVs are still into my car. It's locked. Don't worry. It's fine. Are they, they're up and down though, right? They're not laying on their side. Yeah. Okay. But, um, I'm going to actually get them before I go to bed tonight. But, um, I came home, had me some raisin canes, took me a nap, woke up, played call of duty and then came and got on the show.
Speaker: That's why I am. The podcast heavyweight champion of the week. Mr.
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Speaker: Maybe a little green, Jeff Q, the music buddy.
Speaker: I got the closing music ready to go. Okay. What is it? Who sings it? Where can you find them? Jeff.
Speaker: That's your cue, Jeff. Okay. Did he freeze or did I freeze? Uh, uh, uh, that, that, that, uh, that. Yes. She's going to town on that. Somebody help me. Did I freeze? Did Jeff freeze? Who the hell's frozen?
Speaker: Jeff is gone. Jeff is gone. He's gonna choose. Thanks, Binge. Appreciate you, brother. You were supposed to be gone over a half hour ago, by the way. Binge. Binge said I got you until 1130. After 1130, I had to leave. Otherwise, the goddamn dogs, they fucked me up and I feel like shit the rest of the day.
Speaker: I guess I'm picking the music and with that being said Let's do
Speaker: Ben's you the man brother Let's do you know what we ain't done this in a hot -ass minute And I know this is a favorite Our guys over and out with their cover of Billy idols rebel yeah
Speaker: Last night a little dancer came dancing to my door
Speaker: Last night, a little angel came pumping across my soul She said, come on baby, got a license for love And if it expires, play hard for my puppy guy In the midnight hour, she cried more, more, more
Speaker: She cried more, more, more for my boy She don't like slavery, she won't sit and breathe But when I'm tired and lonely, she sees me to my bed What set you free and brought you to me, baby
Speaker: What sets you free? I need to hear about me Because in the midnight hour She cried no more With the rebel yell She cried no more
Speaker: So he takes it to go from the seven I'll have been Well he's out all night to collect his fear I'm just alone just so long it don't mess up his head
Speaker: Oh
Speaker: I drive your tears of pain three thousand times for you I tell my soul and have none, babe For money to burn with you Cause I give you all and have none, babe
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