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Speaker: If there's one hotbed issue that affects all Americans, it's the lack of lifeguards in the USA.
Speaker: How many times have you said this whole pool party was ruined because of this damn lifeguard shortage?
Speaker: Wait a minute, we have a little bit of illegal alien invasion crisis.
Speaker: New York Mayor Eric, I don't want to sell my soul anymore, Adams, has come up with a twofer that fixes both issues.
Speaker: How do we have a large body of people that are in our city and country that are excellent swimmers and at the same time we need lifeguards?
Speaker: And the only obstacle is that we won't give them the right to work to become a lifeguard.
Speaker: When will lifeguard oppression end?
Speaker: Too bad we didn't have one station at the Obama compound when Barack's lover, I mean chef, drowned in his private lake.
Speaker: Your language is offensive.
Speaker: Yeah, because I'm right.
Speaker: you
