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BONUS! Ep. #264: “This Podcast Declined a Bribe to Date E. Jean Carroll”

AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini

41 plays · Feb 7, 2024

Episode #264! “This Podcast Declined a Bribe to Date E. Jean Carroll” *TOPICS THIS WEEK:*  1. E. Jean Caroll ate my baby! What? Since when do courts need proof?   2. This week in, “Stupid Humans Ruin Everything for the New World Order!” 3. A new 2024 “identity” is revealed! Or is it a gender? Who knows anymore? *On “A la Carte”:* In bed with Taylor Swift, privatizing prisons, and corruption in Ukraine? NO! *On “3 Pro Things”:* one state stands against the untested gene experiment, the two goals of the World Economic Forum, and we’re due for the next famous America statue to get toppled! *DRYBAR COMEDY SPECIAL:“Amateur Nation*”: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/lous *SUBSCRIBE* on Youtube for 60-second podcast previews every Thursday at 7 a.m. Eastern!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOh5fIZVQdT0VG2M59S0Vwg *WATCH* the parody song: “My Prez” on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIJjjZLd3q0 *WATCH* the parody song: “He’s So Stupid (And We Hate That)”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kT8nBvvPl8 *WATCH* the parody song: “Oh, Say AOC!”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARSBDPysq5g&list=PLGw14MGhRN476V1fiL_Hn_i3cUNZtKLkT&index=6 *WATCH* the parody song: “We Want LA”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vQOSyZRXts *WATCH* the video: “30 Things That Are Like Driving a Prius”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNKgabFyGMw *WATCH* the parody commercial: “Teachers Gone Wild!”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWUEnfGQJKs&list=PLGw14MGhRN476V1fiL_Hn_i3cUNZtKLkT&index=4 *DOWNLOAD the book!* https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08254WSV4 *Facebook:* https://facebook.com/lousantinientertainment  *Instagram:* https://www.instagram.com/lou.santini3/ *Truth Social:* https://truthsocial.com/@lousantini3 *LinkedIn:* https://www.linkedin.com/in/lousantini/ *GETTR:* https://gettr.com/user/lousantini

Transcript

Speaker: Meet the first trans robot!

Speaker: I use it as he pronouns.

Speaker: Despite the fact that clearly this is a girl, sadly even the robot world can't escape the stupidity of pronouns.

Speaker: I am not human and lack the ability to fully act human because since I spawned in this human body, I have not been able to access the internet.

Speaker: A superior technological being can't log on, folks.

Speaker: Must not have been able to click on all the things that are trucks on its captcha.

Speaker: Or maybe it's that you can't read the monitor due to the fact that your glasses prescription is too weak.

Speaker: That's right.

Speaker: This robot wears glasses.

Speaker: And since she can't seem to get internet, she'll never be able to update her prescription on Warby.com.

Speaker: Do you think the other system members got together with her later and asked, how did your TikTok video go?

Speaker: Remember when Amateur Nation used to scream, if you claim all these transgender people are mentally ill, why are you making fun of the mentally ill?

Speaker: Man, that talk died down to a whisper, didn't it?

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