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Speaker: Oh, it's definitely Saturday. What? Are you saying that I'm already on my bullshit, Jeffrey? Oh, you've been on your bullshit since November of last year. To you, I say this, Jeffrey.
Speaker: when they say don't bring that bullshit over here. Call me Captain Bullshit at the end of the day. Yeah. Hey, what's good, honey? What's going on, bro? Hey, welcome to dot Cisco dot since everybody. Hopefully you guys are having a good weekend so far.
Speaker: Uh, you know, hopefully the weather's nice where you are. And it's not like Ohio where it was 60 plus degrees yesterday. And we woke up this morning to three inches of snow and tomorrow it'll be 55 and sunny tomorrow. So, Hey, here we are. Uh, any who he's Jeff, I'm good. Connor will be joining us later momentarily.
Speaker: And don't forget, ladies and gentlemen, it is Saturday night, which that means it is an open door challenge. If you'd be so kind to drop those links, links in the channel, you can just click that link. And if you guys would like to come up on the show with us, you are more than welcome to join in and hang out with us for as long as you'd like, shoot the shit, whatever that may be. No, there's only two rules, camera on and clothes on. Keep your weight in your pants, you sumbitches.
Speaker: Now, our rules are different. We can have our winners out all we want. My winner has been out since I started. I am currently Winnie the Pooh over here. Speaking of the social medias, if you guys are not already, do us a favor. If you'd be so kind, give us a follow. And on all of our social medias, we are on all the major social medias, Facebook, Instagram, X and TikTok. We do do the show live Wednesdays and Saturdays.
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Speaker: give us a year and don't forget to turn your notifications on. That way, you know what we do when we do because we got a lot of things going on here in the nonsensical, nonsense universe. The multiple. We are kind of all over the place, are we not? Yeah, because Mondays at seven o 'clock on all those on all those YouTubes and twitches and whatnot on Mondays, I do men caring for men. It's a men's mental health show.
Speaker: uh me and my guys my panel we we sit down and we talk about some of those tough topics and tough subjects and things that nobody wants to really talk about but we're going to talk about them and we're going to share life experiences and you know hopefully hopefully down the road maybe help somebody out and I also open the door up on Monday to any and every man that would like to come on uh to
Speaker: to conversate with us, share their story, whatever the case may be. It is a men obviously like the title is. That's what we're doing Tuesday nights at seven o 'clock on all the channels. Jeffrey does diamond penny equals 11 cents or so. Jeffrey does Jeff does a dollars and cents. It's a podcast talking business, talking about starting your own business and the other thing. Then of course, Wednesday's us again.
Speaker: Thursdays are open for the time being until I decide to do another fucking show because that's actually I'm in talks for a third show Appreciate that but I appreciate to share brother Actually next football season I will be starting a fourth show and that's neither here nor there but Thursdays There's nothing going on except for our guys talking shit. They're doing their show live over on YouTube and Facebook
Speaker: Fridays, I'm back again for Glitch House of Music. It's a music show. Speaking of music, my guy, Hood Ross, over here in the chat, got just getting back into the music game and sent me some stuff that he's working on. And I said, bro, gotta get some finished stuff. Gotta get it up on the show. Gotta get you on the show. Him and I go way, way back, way, way back.
Speaker: You know, he's doing stuff like this. Saturday's we're back again for nonsensical nonsense with the open door challenge. We're hanging out with everybody, doing what we do best, just fucking off and having a good time. And, uh, yes, a lot going on. Sundays are the Sundays are the Lord say you son of a bitch.
Speaker: Yeah, well, us heathens. I was going to say, so Thursday and Sunday are open. Anybody wants to start a podcast. Of course, first thing you need to do, get Zencaster. Worth every fifth.
Speaker: No, get a contact with me on the social media and we'll set you up. We'll set you up and you can use your own Zencast. You'll be under our, the nonsensical brain. The nonsensical network. The nonsensical network. I'm trying to get to talking shit guys. And if Jarvis would actually fucking do a podcast, I'd like to hear. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Speaker: There is a there's a there's a tick -tock out there that Every video similar every video similar he owns a 3d printer and he prints a hand doing this and then he attaches it to a An Italian flag that that's bent and it rocks back and forth. So it just sits there does this I was like, I fucking want one he made it an extendable stick and
Speaker: that when you go like this, it comes out and it's got the hand on the edge. He can do this from far away. I was like, I need that. That's what's up. Alyssa, how are you doing? I see you in the background moving around. Hi, mama. Yeah, we see you. What's going on? What's going on, buddy? How are you doing, Jarvis? Jaravisi. She's doing pretty good. Dealing with some manager shit.
Speaker: the guy that she had that was supposed to come in earlier today, just decided now he's going to come to work. And I'm like, that motherfucker's lucky. I ain't manager. I'd be like, Oh, so, so you think you could just, you know, be scheduled for another time and then just come in when you want. Eh, well, that's, that's fucking Canadian. We don't deal with that shit. Hey, what are you talking about? Hey, you can't, can't work when you want to.
Speaker: Well, actually, Mark. Hey, yo, Mark. We're doing a podcast here, motherfucker. And the link is in the chat. So anybody can be a part of the show tonight. Yeah. However, Jarvis is a part of the men caring for men show. Yeah. Because and I see he delivered for me on Wednesday. You know, I had to go to immigration. Let's let's be honest. Hillary's in Jarvis is a part of the men.
Speaker: for men's show. Let's be honest. Buddy, he does this cradle and the JV team had to step in on Wednesday. Hey, hey, hey, hey. There's the reason why we call him Dyson because he doesn't. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Jervis is actually part of the Monday night show. I extended that offer to him. He's been in there quite a bit.
Speaker: Um, and, and, and the conversation's good. You know, we have it. We, we have good conversation and, and the Jarvis is right there with us. And, and, and it's nice to have, you know, cause like Brian and I are in our forties Jarvis is in his, in his thirties and Connors in his twenties. So you get three different, even Steven is in his teens. Let's see. Well, look, he says he's like, Hey, I'm pretty sure he's like 14, but I don't know.
Speaker: Hey, I got my certificate here. It says I'm 21. Here's $20. It was born in the United States. We all know that. I'm glad you said it and I didn't because I would have been like, I fucking conspiracy guy. No, it's fucking. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I need some identification. Gives them the fucking thing in crayon and fucking $20. Speaking of bit warmers, Wednesday, Wednesday night.
Speaker: I had to, I had to call some players off the bench to come fill in for my co -host because Jeff's like, Oh, I gotta go to immigration at eight o 'clock. Literally got a call and then we need to come in. I was like, Connor, then Connor, he's like, Oh, I got family problems. I have to take care of, I can't be on this show 10 minutes before the show starts. And I'm like, at least any time. Luckily. Cause I got the call like was a four 35.
Speaker: I was like, shit. I was like, wait, he needs that fucking. When I lost my wallet, I have to get a new FM2 card, you know, because as a foreigner living in the country, you have to have permission. You can't just walk in like some people. Is that what you do? Yeah. So I have I started the process yesterday. I've been trying to get an appointment for months.
Speaker: And they finally got me an appointment. So I had to go. And then I was there until like fucking nine o 'clock. Don't worry. The, uh, the guys, the guys came off the, uh, off the bench, Brian and Brian and, uh, and Jarvis came off the bench and fucked around and got a triple double. We, we had a, we had a fun show Wednesday night and, uh, you know, so it was all, it was all good, man. I don't need you guys. See, I like, I call my own shot in that game.
Speaker: Yeah, and then he and then he shot an air ball. So yeah. And then he explained the joke. He's like, I'm calling my shot. Babe Ruth, you are not. I'm sorry. Speaking of Babe Ruth, I watched my favorite movie this week again. I watched The Sandlot. Now I was going to say what that movie never gets old. It never does. It's like Major League. Yeah, Major League is another one.
Speaker: It's like going not so much but the first one definitely. I was originally from Ohio really. That's why Connor had to go with him. They turn tune in Tuesday nights at 7pm for pyramid schemes and white collar crimes. What the hell's the name of that fucking show?
Speaker: dollars and cents yeah and ten pennies make a dollar or whatever fucking Glick was on the first time he said it penny and dime me makes 11 cents Jeff's originally from Ohio dog yeah dude it was crazy so like I was saying you know yesterday it was like 67 degrees out it was nice as fuck and
Speaker: Uh, temperature dropped like almost 50 degrees overnight. Like it went from like 60 something down to like 17. And we're listening to like the river. No, I'm in central. It's central. Yes. Two and a half, almost three hours. Yeah. The higher river is down by a Cincinnati, Kentucky, West Virginia. I'll be right back, boys.
Speaker: Oh, the immigration's calling them again. It's his pizza because he's a fat ass. But, uh, and then tomorrow it's supposed to be back up in the fifties and then, uh, you know, the rest of the week, it's supposed to be pretty nice. I guess I got to break the grill out. So tomorrow I may have to clean the grill. However, I don't know how motivated I am going to be to clean the grill because today I went out and bought myself something.
Speaker: And I don't know if I'm going to want to clean the grill or if I'm going to want to play with my new toy. What? What did we buy, Glick?
Speaker: With our, with our tax, amazing tax dollar write off for the company. Yeah. Well, my taxes weren't already done. I can put it on next year's taxes. I asked the listener, I'm like, so for a gaming PC, would I be able to write that off as a business expense? She's like, depends on what you're using it for. I'm like, podcasts, nonsense go nonsense. I'm sure we can find something for it.
Speaker: I mean, actually, you know, I'm no expert. I'm no expert. So don't take my word for this, you know, but now she got like a surplus in student loans. I'm like, just write it up on student loans. Right. No, no, I went out and I finally pulled the trigger and bought the new Xbox X series.
Speaker: So let's go. It's so pretty. So you play fucking Madden on that. Well, I I'm waiting for everything to download. I'll probably get to play on it around around mid August. I think I'll get to finally play. You know, I got Call of Duty. That's like a 400 gigabyte fucking download. Seriously, it's like two hundred and fifty three fucking gigabytes, bro.
Speaker: Dude, like you get a gaming PC. Those fucking like gigabytes go down to megabytes. So I got the X with the one terabyte. So I was like, OK, good. I have room, but I don't I don't download a lot of games. Did you get the little card thing? You're the memory card thing you're supposed to stick in the back. Not yet. I'll get one because you're going to be you're going to be supremely
Speaker: auto space pretty soon. Well, I don't download a lot of games. The only games that I have are Call of Duty, World War Z and wrestling and Madden 24. OK, so I play, you know, that's the great thing about. And then I'm sure you probably have one of the old school hard drives you could plug in. That would be like four terabyte or something. I don't know. I've never used up all my shit. Oh, really?
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, I had, I did have like the old call of duty, uh, the last one, uh, cold war, and I'll probably upload that just because I still like to play new town and shit. And I liked to play zombies on there, but, um, so I liked, I had the ultimate game pass, which we all have. And, and, uh, with that, with that, with, with, with, when they came out, what was it like mid last year or whatever with the cloud?
Speaker: And you can play games on the cloud and not have to download them anymore. Oh, okay. So I'm like, so I was playing. So, so of course I had to, excuse me, I'm going to die here live on the show.
Speaker: I had to play. I wanted to happen eventually because everybody's like, oh, wait till you play anything on the Xbox X. You know, the graphics are great. It's smooth. It's this. It's that. Oh, my God. It's so fast. The processor. I don't understand any of that shit. All right. I'll be 100 % real with you. I don't understand any of that shit. You know, that shit makes any fucking sense to me. However, Game Pass has just dropped Dead Island to it. I'm like, yeah.
Speaker: yeah all right let me let me jump on the cloud and hey yo they weren't wrong man the graphics were great it was smooth it it processed i mean i was like even on the cloud because if anybody has xbox and you played on the cloud you know how sometimes it can be a little wonky playing on the cloud uh and i had the xbox one and uh
Speaker: Man, it dude, it was it was nice. It was nice, real nice. Now I got to go upgrade my TV to a 4K. Yeah. Oh, yeah, absolutely. You got to get an Xbox, man. You got to get an Xbox. It's Call of Duty. Get your Madden. We can get on there and get a gaming PC and PC.
Speaker: Polar Knights, what's up? Long time ago. The whole thing between gaming PC and system, I see zero difference. It helps better with streaming. Polar Knights said this show is the perfect evolution of beard growth. There's Jarvis wanting to have a beard, wishing he had a beard. Jeffrey, who is just ridiculous, and then this handsome son of a bitch.
Speaker: with his glorious mane okay sasquatch comer there's a fourth person here because i don't see a handsome some bitch at all now my beard has a my beard has a reason there's a reason why you were prescribed glasses hey i got one question who has two thumbs is a handsome some bitch this guy right here right here i was waiting for jeff to even do it
Speaker: This is grown fo' stock. The men are talking. I know what I look like. Yeah. I don't walk by a mirror and go... Remember our conversation about that girl. You know when we look at the mirror, we don't see good looking guys. So therefore we are actually handsome some bitches. Yeah. So Jarvis, I saw this meme the other day. It says, when people look in the mirror, they see themselves four times better looking than they actually are.
Speaker: and I sent Chris and I said so what's that mean for us because we're ugly fuckers and Chris's decision that kind of changed my mind he said well maybe it works for us so we're four times better looking than we see so I always go by the what what he sees versus what she sees I mean the math is math and I'm just saying in that equation if you look at yourself and you see a handsome guy in actuality you're you're
Speaker: you're a dog -faced gremlin, much like the old Rick Steiner. Rick Steiner, sorry. If you look at me and you see a dog -faced gremlin, well, then actually, you're like fucking Brad Pitt. So, I mean, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Clooney, watch your back. I got all of it. I mean, now Ryan Reynolds, evidently. Yeah, I mean, now, you know, obviously, there's nobody in Hollywood that really can pull the beard off like I can. Let's be honest. It's a one -of -a -kind
Speaker: type of beard and nobody can really pull a beard off like I can. So keep trying all you bearded idiots shave your beard shave your beard. You look like I'm not even a big fan, but you know who pulled off a beard really good was Jim Carrey. Yes. It didn't make him look crazy, but he pulled it off like serial killer crazy. Shut up, Mark.
Speaker: I don't want to hear it. I mean, he's not nervous. He isn't. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be fair. Let's be fair. What is that? Is that is that the is that the new Lula Fair? Let's be fair. Let's be fair. I'd rather go to that one than Lula Fair. Let's be honest. I mean, I don't know. At the end of the day,
Speaker: No, polar nights, my beard hasn't been growing since I hit puberty. My senior year, I actually did have a good looking beard and then I shaved it because I'm an idiot. And then she moved away. Your beard moved away. Yeah, I get it.
Speaker: Yeah, nice. I caught over that. Yeah, you got that. I'll catch you. What's your throw in there, Tom Brady? Yeah, yeah. I'm your Johnny Bitch to your to your Ben. Nolan Ryan. I am Nolan Ryan on that one. He's the Nolan Ryan Express. Yeah, that's because it's the only real baseball player I know. That's a pitcher. Let's be honest. Really? You don't know fucking
Speaker: You don't know Willie Mays Hayes. He wasn't a pitcher, but I mean, well, you know, the best pitcher on the planet was Wild Thing Bond. Rick Vaughn. Hell, yeah. Jeff, it must be hard for you to be the third wheel. Give him the year. Give him the year. Rick, I use I use that joke on Wednesday. Recycling footage here, are we? Did you really? Yeah.
Speaker: OK, Jeff, Jeff, I don't really listen when Jarvis talks so much. Yeah, I don't. I'm like I'm like John. I'm like I'm like John Cena way. You know, can't see me. Can't see that reminds me. It reminds me, I got a new tattoo, boys. Look, it's John Cena. God damn it. I knew he was going to get a tattoo of me. Well, you can't even see it. That's how cool it is.
Speaker: I quit, I'm gonna go play my new Xbox. That's all right. I missed the fucking pay -per -view last night, WWE. The elimination chamber. What was that all about? A pay -per -view on a Friday night or Friday night? They're in Perth, Australia or something. Yeah, I didn't even fucking announce that it was even on. Yeah, there was no kickoff show or there was nothing doing that. I mean, SmackDown was on last night. Yeah.
Speaker: assuming it must have been prerecorded. I was going to say, you think it was like a last minute thing? No. I'm sure. Well, here's my thing, though. I'm sure they they advertise the show in Australia. Oh, yeah. But not so much. I don't. I don't know that it was on Peacock or whatever. So I'm wondering if they just went on ahead and did it prerecorded it and then they'll show it tomorrow night or tonight or so. Oh, no. They're already showing the replay.
Speaker: Because I was watching a little bit of it until you guys came on and I was like, oh, fuck, I got to do a show. I mean, you didn't. I mean, you don't have to. You didn't have to go watching if you want. We can explain your jokes while you're gone. It's OK. OK, Jeff. OK. OK, I get it. I mean, you came in here. You came in here. You're free. You know, your own free will. Well, yeah, I came here on my own free will. There was no one pointing a gun at me.
Speaker: They're like, Jesus, Jeff Jarvis is here. Who keeps letting him in the door? The charges keeps getting in. Fucking Jeff calls himself the black sheep. Well, I got you. I identify as black. It's OK. We got the we got the champ. We got the Don and then the black sheep down below. I'm afraid of the group.
Speaker: Jeff's like finally somebody to take the heat off of me Jeff is Michael and fucking Stephen that's the smartest thing you've ever said what I'm afraid of this Know that Christmas is the sunny And I'm Michael
Speaker: I'm okay with that. I'm not mad at it. And yes, you are the Prado. Let's be honest. Let's be fair. I always knew it was you, Prado. Is that me, Carter? The girl? Oh, Connie.
Speaker: Yeah, her name is Connie. So, Connor's Connie. The sister. He gets beat. He gets beaten up by his by his husband or wife. I love the USA. You guys have the best crime show I ever see. You guys get to see the news. The live. Oh, no. I mean, we got we got all the cool. True crime. I love true crime. We got all the good. We got all the true crime. It's just watching the news and watching what Ryan's doing next.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Saturday night. You know, I'm really hoping that. Evening, Mark. Hello, Marcus. How are you doing, my love? You know, I said it before the show and I pity anybody that lives in New York.
Speaker: Dude, did you hear about that guy that Arizona caught? I guess he killed like two women and basically he's on the verge of becoming a serial killer. He killed two women down in Arizona, right? Well, New York tried to extradite him back to New York because New York, he killed two women in New York as well. And then he took off Arizona and killed two women down there. Arizona said, yeah, we're good. No, we got this. We got this.
Speaker: the DA said, no, we will come down there personally and get him. And Arizona said, fuck around and find out. Yeah. Arizona's becoming Texas is like Redhead. I know. Well, here's the thing in New York. They'll get there and go. Yeah. They'll do that again. You just had that incident a couple of weeks ago. There's seven illegal immigrants and beat these two police officers down.
Speaker: They, they, they rested them. And then the next day they let them go. No bail, no bond, no nothing. Not even step on the wrist. And then they're all out there on cell phones, making videos, laughing and joking about it. And that's what I said the other night. There's going to come a point where New York's going to get their balls back. And when New York gets their balls back, the people in New York are going to start curb stomping, shooting, billy clubbing. And there was an old saying NYPD used to have back in the day and they'd give them the old wooden conditioner. You know what that is? Wow.
Speaker: you're going to crack your head with that wooden baton that they carried on their belt and when your head started bleeding, they'd crack your **** skull wide open but yeah, don't do it. Wait, to be fair, to be fair, to be fair, this is not a spot at New Yorkers. This is a shot at the New York politicians in New York because good god, they're a joke. Yeah. So, so Arizona wind blows, they'll try to
Speaker: basically told New York, fuck around and find out because you're not getting them and we're not going to accept your extradition. We're keeping him and we're locking his ass up because what's going to happen is he's going to go back to New York and there's going to be a lot more dead women on our on our hands because New York's going to go. Now you listen here, Mr. Killer. No, no, no. Bad boy. You got somebody playing in the door.
Speaker: Back on the streets you go, have fun. Can we guess in like how many years New York is really gonna become a prison? Like they're gonna rope it off and it's gonna be escaped from New York in real life. Remington. Remington Rifles is leaving New York City where it was founded over 200 years ago. Really? Because of all these fucking stupid fucking policies.
Speaker: Well, that's one of the companies. People are fleeing. New York has some of the toughest policies and restrictions on trying to get a goddamn gun up there. New York have guns, but our civilians can't have guns because you guys make it so goddamn impossible. Right. No, well, it's not even about the guns. And I know we don't do politics. No, no, it's not. It comes down to
Speaker: Remington borrowed money to build their store. Well, now that, now that Trump got in trouble for that, even though there was no victim, um, it sets a precedent. So all the investors in New York are like, yeah, we're out too. Because if, if like, for instance, if I say Chris did this, peace out a town down. Yeah, they, they, a town it out. Um,
Speaker: The one guy, he's on the chart tank. He's literally calling it the loser state. The loser state? Because of the simple fact, he said, if you borrow money from a bank of the state, whether you pay it back or not, you could get in trouble. And the politician was like, no, that was just because it was Trump. So you're saying it was a witch hunt. No, we didn't say that. Well, you just did.
Speaker: Let's be honest, you know, and that's basically why, why, um, New York is it's, it's going to be a desolate place. It's going to be what Arizona used to be just nothing but openness. Kind of wish Connor was here. Well, not to mention what the, what the, what's the rent in New York?
Speaker: Oh, boy, I can only imagine. Well, I saw this guy, this guy on TikTok the other day, he was showing an apartment. It's a thousand bucks a month. Oh, you know what? Hey, I know you guys are listening. Monkey Man Jay or Jay Money or whatever you're calling yourself these days. That'd be a great question for him because he's actually a realtor in New York. Oh, OK.
Speaker: I know. I know. I know that the people who don't like us boycotted our show our list. And so the message to him. So, you know, maybe he'll pop into the comments or something and he can answer. Like I saw a video the other day. This guy showed an apartment. This apartment is a thousand bucks a month. I'm going to say fucking hallway. Oh, dude, it doesn't even have a bathroom. It's ridiculous. I mean, studio apartments are are. Oh,
Speaker: What up with you? And it is ridiculous. I mean, these studio apartments are going for like three, four grand a month, man. Yeah. It's retarded. It's just like a room as big as my bedroom. Literally. Yeah. Literally. A studio apartment the size of my bedroom. The only difference is - Oh, no. Let's be honest. Your bedroom is twice the size of those studio apartments. You know, like where my closet is, part of that would be the kitchen. Mm -hmm. And then the bathroom, and whatnot.
Speaker: It's crazy. Oh yeah. You couldn't give me a free apartment to live in New York. Way too many fucking people. I know. I don't know. Set it for years, dude. I visited New York a few times. Loved New York. Thought it was fun.
Speaker: I don't know how people live there, man. A, it's too expensive. B, it's too crowded. And C, I mean, even when the cops were allowed to do their job, it was still, the crime is ridiculous. Now it's just - Imagine what it is now. Fucking hell. Oh, you know, it's Saturday night, same typical bullshit. As I got yelled at as soon as we started the show, Jeff was talking shit.
Speaker: I mean, I don't understand what the problem is because I simply came into the show just like this. I love that video. When they say, don't come right here with that bullshit on my way. No, I, you, I don't, I, I,
Speaker: I don't like living in a big city. I can't do it. I'm not a city guy. I just, I fucking hate living in this city. Minnesota ain't any better. Nobody wants to live in Minnesota, let's be honest. Nobody wants to live in Canada.
Speaker: A. Speaking of Canada, did you there? The law was passed in a small town in Alberta yesterday or yesterday. You know how in in certain parts of New York and stuff they did. No, they they you know, the the pride crosswalks. Government buildings and and the crosswalks, you know, the pride crosswalks you've seen the pride. Oh, it's a crosswalk. It's a crosswalk, but it's painted like a fucking rainbow.
Speaker: I saw this today. This town outlawed any government building of having anything but the Canadian flag on it.
Speaker: Any other flags, like you can't imply the state flag or all the crosswalks now have to be just black and white.
Speaker: But apparently the alphabet team is all up in arms about it and they're like, hey, I can't tell if it's crosswalk or what I'm supposed to do. If I go across this crosswalk, am I gay? What's going on? Well, the biggest problem they're having is people stopping on said crosswalk and doing a giant burnout.
Speaker: That's because people are assholes and they're stupid. Yeah. I mean, I've gotten to the point where I refuse to argue about anything. And who the fuck cares what's on a cross? It's a God. We don't even use crosswalks appropriately. Anyways, who gives a fuck? Yeah. Have you never heard of jaywalking? I paint all the crosswalk looks the champ and Nerk is going to have my face on either side with my belt.
Speaker: But tomorrow I should have a new episode on the podcast. I know Glick won't watch it because I'm a movie back in the 70s. But based on the LGBT walking, it's not jaywalking. It's gay walking. It's gay walking. Oh, my God. You're actually going to do a show.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: that simple. Look, I got a lot of gay friends and family. All right. You know, I've been to pride. He's got a lot of practice. He's got a lot of practice. I got a lot of gay friends. I got a lot of practice. He's like Mark Wahlberg in the other guys where he's like, I took three years of ballet just so I could make fun of the guy down the street. I'm a peacock. Let me fly.
Speaker: you should see me at Pride. I'm having just as much fun and and and it's like and and and and and like, you know, somebody comes up and they're like, hey, what's up? I'm like, hey, I'm straight and they're like, really? Are you sure? Yeah, that's right. I've been asking that question ever since I met you. You sure? You're sure your hair is. You're hair is. You're hair is. Otherwise. Yes, girl. Working.
Speaker: Oh, get out of the parade, man, and dance around. It's raining, man. You're goddamn right it is. It's raining glicks, bitches. It's raining glicks. Hallelujah. My gay friends are like, hey, hey. You want to tone down? You want to tone it down? We got a reputation out here, motherfucker. What? Just trying to fit in.
Speaker: Well, you know, the thing is, at the end of the day, as long as people aren't forcing their life on you, we're all fucking human beings. Now, Pride Festival, Pride Festival and Pride Parade, so they're so much fun. And at the end of the day, you know, people have this preconceived notion that like gay dudes are just going to hit on everything and be like,
Speaker: Oh, you're not gay. Let me change it. No, maybe you're just not pretty enough. Well, no, they come up to you and they approach you and hit on you and you just say, Hey, I'm straight. They're like, Oh, okay. Cool. My bad. Sorry. And then they're super cool. They're not like trying to, I, however, however, isn't that like the ultimate compliment? Yeah. Oh, the gay community loves me. Shout out to my gays. I love y 'all. Thank you. Thank you for supporting my only fans, by the way.
Speaker: You are. Thank you for this beer. I'm I'm drinking your appreciation. Yeah, you know, it's like it's like maybe I'm just maybe I'm just dense and they're like, maybe I think they're being cool. They're like, oh yeah. Okay, cool. You're straight. On the other hand, maybe they're like, if we get this big sense, what's
Speaker: I bet you he'll try. Maybe we can dress him up as big. I bet you gargle. Chokes on you, motherfuckers. Professional alcoholic. I hope you got deep wallets. Much like their gag reflex. I hope it's deep. Well, if I wake up the next morning with a $100 bar tab and go, what the fuck happened? You got clicked. You got clicked.
Speaker: Good god, that's the new I think that I think I would like if a gay guy hit on me It would be like the ultimate company, you know, I apologize. I'm straight, but you know, thanks. Look it out You know, I thought I was looking kind of shitty today, but you know Thanks, buddy. I mean, I've been to a couple gay bars and I've had fun, you know, I've got all my friends or gone out with family or whatever and Wait
Speaker: Oh my god. Oh my god. Here we go. My cousin. My cousin. RIP. I miss her. She was like my she was like my older sister. My mom raised her. But um when I went out with her and some of her friends and we walked into a gay bar in this series, we like we walked in and got our table and I went up to the bar and right as I get to the bar, she screams from the table.
Speaker: No free beer tonight. I still got plenty of free drinks, but you know what you do. You know what you do. She's kidding. No, I, no, I actually, I enjoy going to gay bars and gay clubs. I haven't been in years, but, um, you know, when I was, when I would go before, I enjoyed it. They're fun. I mean, they're a good time and.
Speaker: And at the end of the day, you really don't have to worry about much drama and bullshit compared to other bar clubs. So, I mean, they're fun. I mean, it's it's like in my experience.
Speaker: And not that I, you know, I'm no expert, but in my experience, it's like drama free, man. You go and you can have fun and you can dance and, you know, and listen to good music. I don't dance though. Yeah. I mean, but you could, you know, some of them have pool tables and stuff like that. Go and have a good time.
Speaker: you know, like some of the bars, if it was football season, they have football on and I'm like, oh, you guys like football? Yeah, cool. Like, well, yeah. Stereotype. The Glick's out of that more Glick's out of that more. I've already had to explain to me. Yeah, some of us do actually like football. However, it's we watch it for a different reason than you do. We don't care about the score.
Speaker: Yeah, I was just like, wait a minute. You silly gooses. Yeah, Travis Kelsey does have a nice ass and then football. Maybe you're late in homosexuality is showing. There it is. Yeah, I'm definitely not gay, man. I just could not imagine.
Speaker: I don't think I could do it. And honestly, you know, yeah, what is it like, sir? What is it taking a blast to the face? My biggest question is, what do you say after, you know, Jeffrey, I think we found a new Tony D who gets very uncomfortable. No, no, it's just what do you say after you blow a dude? Honestly, like football, brother.
Speaker: Oh damn, we got a bills mafia. Everyone don't talk about the fucking play on the street. You better shut your mouth. I'm an honorary member of that bills mafia. Hey, the Buffalo Bills with as stacked of an offense they are. I'm surprised they're fucking not in it. I'm an honorary member of that bills mafia and he's an honorary member of the dog pound. I mean fucking.
Speaker: Well, like I don't, I don't really see the same thing. No, here's the thing. Wouldn't it be harder to be a lesbian? Because you're going to, you know, because you got to deal with not only you being a pain in the ass, but your partner being a pain in the ass too. Once a month. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they would sync up. Yeah. Which means for that one week, they have to leave each other alone.
Speaker: You remember that scene from Mr. and Mrs. Smith? Yeah. They were fighting. That would be them. That's what I'm saying. I mean, like you and her partner. Gay dudes, gay dudes don't have don't have those fights like Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Lesbians, I guarantee you have it all the time. The door is open. There's a link in the chat. If you want to. Hello, Rick. Hello, Rick. You are more than welcome to. Also, I mean, literally.
Speaker: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. She says, let me put me a lesbian. Yeah, because women are crazy. I mean, I personally love being a lesbian. I don't mind being a lesbian. I love my wife, but I'll tell everyone. I'll tell everyone. I love my wife. But you know what? I don't want to piss her off because she knows one where the super glue is and two, she knows where the knives are. And she ain't a lesbian. So you're scared of her. I'm not a lesbian, actually.
Speaker: I am a 100 % through and through, will never change my opinion. I am a Vag -a -ter -ian. Here in the Wild Kingdom, we found a majestic Vag -a -ter -ian. Don't call him majestic. He'll take that to his head. Jesus Christ. You missed it. Yeah, but see, it makes him look like Clay Matthews when he does it.
Speaker: Again, is that an insult? Clay fucking Matthews? What? I mean, it was after the after he left the Packers. What? I'll take Clay Matthews all day, man. What? Next thing you're going to be like, bro, don't do that. It makes you look like Jason Momoa again. Oh, well. Yeah, I call that a win. There he is. Oh, there he is. Big dog.
Speaker: technologically advanced on
Speaker: Well, that's what I'm saying. I think it would be well, like if I was a female and I was in a lesbian relationship, I wouldn't want that. I wouldn't want that on my own enemy. Did he just get food handed to him on a plate? Well worth it. What in the actual fuck is going on here? His wife is somewhere around there. She does that so he won't bother. Exactly. Jeff gets it.
Speaker: Actually, it's not his wife. It's his, it's his, it's his captain. He kidnapped this chick and now she has Stockholm syndrome and you know, she has to wear a chain around the house. My best friend, Brian met her. So my best friend literally asked her, okay.
Speaker: now blink once or twice if you're fucking you know held against your will and she's like no i actually love him and he's like are you fucking mentally all there once again you were in the room she's lying i got a question for you oh here we go did you see what anybody's saying if anybody's saving is just not worth it
Speaker: what do you mean? So he was able to address me. Oh, he just dropped yourself. Okay. On Facebook. Okay. But I don't have like, I don't know how he was doing that. Oh, it it on the comment side, there'll be a private chat and then there's a comments and it'll let you join the thing. It's on your right hand side of your computer screen. It should be right. Deuter who the fuck's using the computer?
Speaker: all of us.
Speaker: no one
Speaker: Do you want to talk about some wild serial killer shit? Please. So growing up in Western New York, we used to go sledding in the wintertime in a place called Northampton Park. Northampton is where Shawcross hits free dead hookers.
Speaker: We were sledding and four days later they found three dead hookers at that hill where we were sledding on. When I was young, it was wild, man. We went to go back and there was like 40 cops there in the middle of fucking nowhere. And I had, I was young. I had no clue what the hell was going on. Oh, I know. You just heard hookers and started running. I wasn't allowed to sled down the hill.
Speaker: They're dead. The damage is already done. Let me go. Yeah. Even though it is at this point. So can I just go down there? We just wanted to ride one down the hill. I remember. I remember. I know. I know. I don't remember it. Obviously, we were young, but I've I've read about it. And one of the podcasts I listened to have covered that that case. Pretty wild case. Yes. Have you ever heard this process? Nasty motherfucker.
Speaker: Have you ever heard of the, um, since you're not too far from Michigan. Um, Dave, you ever heard of the Oakland child killer? Who's not far from Michigan? You. Oh, I was gonna say Justin Mexico. He's running from the wall. Speaking of serial killer and great. Wait.
Speaker: Yeah. So who was it up there in, uh, in, in Michigan? It was called the Oakland child killer. They never found him and everybody that was involved in the case somehow mysteriously ended up dying. Yeah. We have Jeff in Mexico. Yeah. I mean, Jeff wasn't in all comments. I can't blame it on Steven. Cause while he wasn't born yet.
Speaker: I know. When did this happen? In the 80s, early 80s, because I was still I'm in the clear. I was still in Michigan at the time and we weren't allowed to walk around because everybody was afraid. Sounds like over all over again. Well, no, children weren't allowed to walk around again. Over it all over again. I know I've heard about that.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: He was born and raised in Bath, Ohio, attended the Ohio State University.
Speaker: in his first murder his victim he killed in his parents' house that still in Bath, Ohio, Nicki and I wouldn't have seen it when we hadn't seen Jelly Roll, and buried, said victim, in his parents' backyard. Yeah, that was the very first one. And it was an unsolved... Wow, he was a Buckeye. That says a lot. He did that, and it was one of his classmates. I think A .J. Hawk room was commerce, or was friends with Don Parker.
Speaker: Yeah, something like that. Because they talked about it on McAfee the one day. They were busting his balls. They're busting one of their balls about no, the Dahmer's roommate in college. Yeah. And then he was super fucking weird, apparently, when he was in college. Very to himself, unless it was his group of friends. And then he was very, very vocal and talkative and super friendly, but secretly like fucking people up on the side. It was wild.
Speaker: We also had Ariel Castro, which had all the girls locked in his basement. That is true. Wasn't it? Was it the Iceman? Yeah, Iceman. He was from Ohio. I mean, there's I mean, there's there's a ton of Samuel Little. Anthony so well. He's now reading it off the list. Yeah, I actually I actually I am because there's I can't remember. There's so many you have to you have to look it up.
Speaker: Oh dude, just got punched in the mouth on a missed kick and he's getting hammer. Best one to this one. And I don't know. Maybe you guys have heard of this guy. I know he's not very famous or anything like that. I'm not really popularized and didn't really have a famous killing under his belt or a called or anything like that, but his name was Charlie Manson. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker: look him up. Um, you know, nothing big, nothing major, but he was from Ohio. Yes. And his, uh, his family, uh, one of his sons still live in Ohio. And I've actually talked to him on Instagram a lot. I was thinking about trying to get him on the show.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: you know, you need to become friends with the beach boys, you know, I mean, it's all, you know, then write my own music and, you know, not make make much sense. But I've actually heard some of it. I have a feeling Mark's music is going to be like the guy from the owner on the tiger. Sorry. No, no, no, no, no, no. Like the Tiger King guy. Yeah.
Speaker: No, Brian, Brian, get away. Brian, run away. He's already under. He's already under it. So, you know, he's already under your spell. Yeah. Wow. Like me, Brian, I ordered pizza with mushrooms. Yeah, they're awesome.
Speaker: I was trying to get Brian on here too, but well he went to a comedy club so Yeah, cuz that's better than this fucking loser. Yeah. Well, you know, it's for the VFW is he funny? Oh Who Brian? Yeah, the comedian. I don't know you said Brian went to the comedy club so I can only assume he's warming you better be no he's watching I
Speaker: he's performing in the in the bathroom in the glory hole but it is Florida. It is Florida. So, you're probably not far off. Just say it. There's some wild **** that happens in Florida, man. Hey, that's why they call it the Florida man. Well, you know, I love that website. We we we have discovered through conversation and and and news
Speaker: basically Ohio is like North Florida. Yeah. Except, uh, you know, we got a little bit of different Ohio's going to, to identify as Florida. You know, you know why Ohio's like that, right?
Speaker: No, it's gonna it's gonna be fucking do no because you know, hi, Ohio in southern Ohio like from basically like Columbus South you can get all four like real seasons you can get the heat like Florida and the cold like all in one week so all the fucking all the fucking political fools are moving to Ohio and it's gonna be a flip -flop state back and forth and that's why there's all the whacking
Speaker: Dude, you were talking about getting you want to talk about getting seasons and I'm in less than 24 hours. Oh, I know the guys at the beginning of the show yesterday. Yesterday, it was 60 some degrees. Did it snow today? Last night, it dropped 50 degrees and we woke up to like three or four inches of snow tomorrow. It's going to be 65. Yeah. Yeah. You know who else is going through that right now? In Pittsburgh. Well, when you drive.
Speaker: I see that when you enter Ohio, you see that welcome to Ohio sign and underneath it, it says if you don't like the weather, wait five minutes. It'll change and my fiance is from she's like 45 minutes north of where where makes from and I've been out there a million times and yet and I've been to Pittsburgh two or three times and yet we cross paths to catch a beer, huh? Yeah, and I need to need to shout it out.
Speaker: I would love to meet up with her and have a drink with her. I haven't even did as much as I cruise up that way. And so when she goes, she goes right over to Ohio and Ben and her sisters, while I've been going up. And when I'm going up 71, I literally go within like 10 minutes. I was like, yeah, when you go up 71, you're like, you're like 20, 30 minutes from me.
Speaker: We have a stamp, you dumb shit, because we were going to catch coffee one morning, but you got drunk the night before and didn't wake up.
Speaker: I have signs about, right? You know, I would like to argue that statement, but... He's like... It's hard to argue with facts. He's like... I'll sniff you in the morning, I'll meet you right off the interstate. So I snapped him like four times when I left Buffalo at six. And I got a snap from him while I was way down by Columbus. He's like, hey, I'm awake, where are you? I was like, bro, I'm like three and a half hours south of you. Like, where the fuck you been for the last couple of hours?
Speaker: I would love to argue that, but everybody who knows me, I can't be like, what, can you drink and get drunk? I'm a good Christian boy. What are you talking about? Anybody who's watched five minutes of this show, especially on a Saturday night knows, you know, I'm a fish out of water. I think I have a total of five drinks in my fridge. That's it.
Speaker: I think this year I've had less than five drinks. I haven't had any. I haven't had a single drink. I can put some drinks down.
Speaker: I can't believe you just. I have it drank for, I'd say at least six months. Just not allowed to drink on the show. Yeah, because I become belligerent. You're in Mexico. You can't get anything good down there El Chippo. Oh, yes, you can. I mean, there's tequila. There's. He's he's a white and nerdy version of El Chapo. We'll call him El Chippo.
Speaker: He turns he turns into what's his nuts from uh **** Breaking Bad when he drinks like every other word is **** Oh, Pinkman. I become Jesse Pinkman because I the the one day I drank, I had like six beers on the show and I kept calling Chris a **** I mean, but which I consider to win. I mean,
Speaker: the the
Speaker: got it for Christmas, bitch. That's why I monitored how much, how much I mixed drinks were going to be consumed. I feel that little, that little lip, that was when I had enough whiskey. I just, it looked like he was pulling a five gallon bucket down his throat. Yeah. Somebody's like, you drink too much. I've only had three drinks all night. Nevermind. It does have to be a gallon joke. Yeah. Only had three all night. What the hell?
Speaker: This dude that popped in looks like he's a defunct tag team partner in WWE with the bandana. I don't know who he is. Well, he's our LGBTQ community because he drives a Ford F -150. First of all, first of all, Jeff, if you're going to talk to me, if you're going to address me, you got to be over 60 inches, not 4 '11", okay?
Speaker: So sit down, shut your mouth. How's it going, Steven? How's it going, Flat Earther Mark? How's it going, Glick? Hello, Rick. I'm Brian. You remember. Cuz Mark asked him on fucking Wednesday if he believes in Flat Earth. He's sport, white and nerdy. You got the trifecta, bro. I'm awesome. You're like a triple threat. Yeah. I'm already his dog for the next Willy Wonka. I'm going to be the Oompa Loompas.
Speaker: Yeah. And then, and also too, when they do the new sky, uh, the new, uh, Star Wars movies, he's going to be like the stunt double for C3PO and a couple of Ewoks. I mean, Mark was one of the Ewoks when he was a kid.
Speaker: Uh, you meant R2 -D2, not C3 -P0, C3 -P0, 6 -5. Yeah, yeah, you're right. You fucking, you can't even insult me correctly! Shut up, Ewok! You can't even insult me correctly! Brian looks like the sumo guy from the replacements that lost weight. Wow.
Speaker: while we Brian. No, no, I'm giving Brian a compliment because I said that he lost weight. Give it a minute. Brian will teach you how to make Chinese bear ribs.
Speaker: Oh, you like that video. Shut your face. When he popped in, I was like, look, it's a defunct version of the old road dog. Oh, you didn't know. So, welcome to the park. You ask, but call somebody. A friend told you, I mean, a new rule on the show that you have to be at least this tall to be on the show because
Speaker: Brian is out. Mark is out. Jarvis is out. I think you're a motherfucker. I mean, Jeff has got a booster seat and four phone books. Jeff's about to cut my chair up as high as it goes. What? The homo erotic tension is... What? You should come in and equal everything out. Level everything out. There you go. Equal it out. You should just clean up your plate, too.
Speaker: No, she brought her own plate back into the kitchen. I was about to be like, bro, what the fuck? I just set my plate right by the garbage can, which I'll throw away later. So you said something about breaking bad Jesse Pinkman. So I learned something the other day, and not that I'm a super fucking super gamer by any stretch, but I've learned Cod has put some breaking bad Easter eggs in their last few games.
Speaker: that I did yes they did
Speaker: Yeah, see, if Jeff is going to my truck, he'll need a trampoline or a pole vault. Oh, Brian, you should have been here earlier. Speaking of Fords and owners of Fords, we were talking about pride and going to the, going to pride parade.
Speaker: first of all look here family vehicle family van vehicle here hey look here some of us have to grow up all right i grew up whatever you were forced to get it your kids are grown so you can get a truck now shut your face hey hey don't you can't trash the obi up i can drive any board that didn't even
Speaker: I wasn't forced to get it. And I happened to, I happened to, you can make fun of my Equinox. I happen to love my little Equinox. I think it's a great SUV and it's perfect for my family without sliding doors. Be real. It's a compact van with sliding doors. It's not a van. It's only got a van without sliding doors. SUVs are vans or without sliding doors. At least I don't drive an F one 50.
Speaker: Oh, did I? Did I emasculate you because I've drive a truck and you don't? I'm going to buy a truck once again. Once again, it's a Ford. I'm sorry. What were you saying, right? Look here. Mini Cooper, go kart rider. I got rid of my look. There's Brian's truck. Bro, I'm not going to lie. If somebody gave that to me, I'd drive the Ranger. Oh, I'd wrap it tomorrow.
Speaker: I could buy some spray paint at the fucking local shop because I'd buy it. TikTok made it so I could do some dumb shit with everything wrapped like that with the right audio and I would be fucking more famous than TikTok. The Ford fucking Ranger! That's right, boy. I could just see Rick paint a number, spray paint a number three on that. I would totally put a number three on that one. In a heartbeat.
Speaker: Oh my god. He's like Woody Harrelson in Zombie Land. Yeah. Right. I have a baseball bat like Negan. There you go, Jeffrey. The queen of the Volvo has spoken. Or you mean like Woody Harrelson's character in Zombie Land. That's what he said. That's how he just fucking said, Brian. You said you said I heard Negan with the baseball bat. That was like. Yeah. Walking dead. Yeah, that's what Rick said.
Speaker: No, but Zombieland, Woody Harrelson, takes an F for that Hummer. He's paid a three. No, he doesn't. I thought he did it on a Hummer, but I thought... He did it on a Hummer. When you first meet him, he's driving in an Escalade. Yeah, I thought it was an Escalade. Then the girls steal it. Then they find a Hummer with a bunch of guns in the back. And he's shooting the fucking Uzi in the air. He's just sitting in the passenger seat and going...
Speaker: I will only have my Equinox for another year, year and a half, and then I'll get my Colorado and then I'm going to, you know, once cash graduates. Back the whole trade up. Ladies, ladies, ladies, you're all gay. It's okay. Hey, I'm happy.
Speaker: Hold on. What did you say, Rick? You're going from an Equinox, which is an SUV with a lowercase S to a new F a pickup truck. No, I bear with me. And let me pull it up. What is it? The ZR one ZR two ZR two V six in it. That's what I'm going. However,
Speaker: I'm only getting that because as the kids grow older, I'm upgrading. Once, once cash graduates college or college high school, I am then going to go and I'm going to buy a brand brand new, no miles Chevy 2 ,500.
Speaker: Yeah. Where are you? Where's your mind out? And then and that 25 that that 2500 and it'll be one of the fancy ones or whatever. I'm going to drop you know, 300 grand on it instead of buying a house. They're going to cause.
Speaker: Yeah, I know. And I'm going to buy it brand new, no miles. And I'm going to drive that son of a bitch until the wheels fall off. The funny part is, is you think that you're going to have the money to be able to do that once the kids start. Right. There it is. That's what I'm getting when I trade my Equinox in. You're going to get it's basically, uh, you can actually throw a, they actually have a supercharger and in 24.
Speaker: This year, Brian, they're coming out with the bison version. And it's going to have, I think it's like 600 horsepower out of a fucking V6. That's insane. Isn't it so much like, you know, to lady's comment here, this comment here, which led to this comment here. I want to know what's on her mind. Looks like those.
Speaker: that's
Speaker: I'm going to giggle the entire time. The rest of the time you suck. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm like, this is awesome. I can't wait to talk about this on itself. What the fuck? You fucking the goddamn female version of the fucking cookie monster. As long as you. How many fucking are you going to say there, Stephen? I don't know. I had a stroke halfway in there.
Speaker: I mean, I wouldn't be mad if Nikki did that while she was giving me a bullet shot. I would laugh my ass off, though. I would giggle the entire time. Evidently, Jeff knows something about Sesame Street. We don't. Honey, I really want to I really want to Hummer tonight, Nikki. I think she'd look at me sideways. Oh, I don't even have to ask. Oh, wait. Hold on, sir. Check your shoulders.
Speaker: Glick's always got, you know, his hands and knees just asked. What is it like? I was so confounded there for a second. What is it like to have to ask for a Hummer or a BJ? What's that like? Usually I don't. Brian, what's the idea? I just walk in the room and go, it's not going to suck itself.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: What are you doing in Indiana, Connor? Wow.
Speaker: no my wife really liked the house and when we left the house it was like how many she's like how many blowjobs is it going to cost me to get you to put in an offer on this house so he's like let me go back inside and see what he said
Speaker: Mr. real estate man. I don't know. I don't know about you, but I bought a property and a house and not once did I have to give head. I'm just saying we're gonna he's gonna go inside and see how long it takes for this guy accepts this offer.
Speaker: He was like, he was like, oh yeah, we got the house. We got it. He was like, don't accept no for an answer. I promise, I promise I'll low ball you. I'll for it. Yeah, he will. Hey, Connor, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta have Jarvis teach you the cradle and tank tickle move that he does. Yeah.
Speaker: This dude came out of the fight wearing bullets around his neck. Here's my question. What? Oh, are you watching the UFC fight tonight? Connor. What? Jesus Christ. Speak, Jeff. Your down payment is going to be an amount of money. Yet you gave the guy four blowjobs. You are shit at negotiating.
Speaker: I'm not spending a lot of down payment. I'm not doing no down payment. I'm not paying a down payment. So, you give good head. Excellent. I don't know. Now, the BA already blew out my back. So, we're good. I'm not saying that I speak from experience or anything but Connor does. Connor, if I wash my dick really good. No.
Speaker: So you are a dirty cocksucker. OK. This is the second time he's fell for that. Wait, there's more. There is no real answer. Never never say say say yes to that if they've washed off all the flavor. There you go. It's like a good steak. You know.
Speaker: You know, why would you wash the seasoning off before eating it? I was going to say, no, not not not the dick sucking part, but washing the flavor off of the old, the old snooch. And that's why Connor still has a house payment, boys. There's a reason why I have racing stripes and I prefer a nice seasoned snooch over a fresh way. You know what? I agree. Oh, shit. I agree. I cannot agree more.
Speaker: Listen, I won't even do it after I come out the gym. When you're laying in the bed of your Ford F -150. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You won't, Rick, you won't go down on your woman after she come home from the gym? Oh, no, I wouldn't hurt her. I won't do nothing on my own accord after I come out of the gym, bro. I put in a hard workout. If I can smell it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no. Well, no, no. Me, I'm like, honey, I would love to go do something, but I can smell myself. So yeah, I'm going to go hit the shower. That is the worst.
Speaker: Because I'm like, hey, you just came out of the gym. I'm still ready.
Speaker: Like, I'll come home and just, yeah, I'm not gonna, you know, no specific. I thought for Monday cheese was your favorite. I'll come home from work or whatever. Yeah, I thought for Monday cheese was your favorite. That one.
Speaker: Yeah. I'm like, I gotta go to, I gotta pee real quick because I got, I got ball wipes and I'm like, Oh, you guys feel a dude, dude, like fall wash. Dude. I tried the dude wipes. It just never makes me feel clean enough. No, not dude wipes. Ball walk has ball wipes. Yeah. Ball wipes.
Speaker: So I don't know what they're called. It's actually Mickey. Mickey brought him. She was like, you need to wash your fucking balls, man. Speaking of, of sweating on giving. I'm trying to get the piece. I'm trying to get some help. But it is greasy down here. Well, we're trying to get the sponsor out. Shut up. Speaking of smells like pork rinds.
Speaker: down there and being sweaty down there. Gentlemen, I recommend you get you some uh fresh balls. It is it is deodorant for your balls and it goes on like when you take it out when you when you squirt it out of the bottle, it's like a liquid and you put it down in your nether region and then it it dries like a powder and then you don't sweat. You smell fresh and there's no chafing because uh I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna go ahead and put it out there.
Speaker: This group of gentlemen in this panel, we're not the latest of all. So I have some of that stuff, but it's from ballsy. One of them is called spray. I just have Irish spring bar soap. It's like a ball deodorant. It's called nut rub. Yeah. This is what I use is called fresh balls. And I thought it was a joke.
Speaker: Yeah. What's these names? Somebody. What are you telling me? You want to write? One of my stock followers sent it to me. Dude, I can smell your dick through the phone. Please watch up. I had one of my one of my very few followers back in the days. Put the phone.
Speaker: a list of the list of the
Speaker: But, you know, I worked from working, so I was outside a lot and I was in the heat. Bro, them fresh balls, that fresh ball, that was no fucking, no chafing, no sweating, stayed fresh. Because when you work out in the heat and Jeff, you and Connor, you know, being in the military and Brian used to work on the oil field and stuff like that, you know, sometimes when we've been out in the heat and we've been working all day long and stuff like that.
Speaker: You can smell your own ball sweat. Oh, shit. You ever, you ever go to your head after a long day? You ever get head after a long day and then and then she pulls her head off and then there's a sweat mark on her chin? That's the name of his new album, Swampy Balls. Swampy Balls. Swampy Balls.
Speaker: Well, that's the beauty of actually not working outside or not ever going outside. I don't have to take a shower every day. I take one like every other day. Dude, your nuts probably never get swampy anymore. You get to air them out over the toilet. Yeah, it's perfect. But his walls are currently sitting in the toilet right now as we do this. No, no, no, no. In order to sit on the toilet, I have to... Oh yeah, stand up, Jeff. Now I'm sitting on the toilet. Stand up, Jeff.
Speaker: I'm not reading that out loud because I'm not letting you fuckers crop. Come on, Chris. We won't do anything. Come on. You got everyone. Let's promise if he reads it, you won't do nothing. I'm ready. Go ahead. Read it. Chris, Chris, just pretend to yawn real quick.
Speaker: the the the the the the the the the
Speaker: to get something out. We don't have to take a music break or anything like that, but I do want to do a real quick, real quick pay the bills type deal. Obviously, you know,
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Speaker: make sure you use our promo code words are hard and you'll thank us later. Anyways, back to the dick and fart show groups. Okay. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That will be the last time we promote liquid IV because when they hear Chris compare liquid IV to balls, they're going to be like, yeah. Well, no, you're like, you clean your balls and check out liquid IV.
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: Yeah, I think Nicki's an alcoholic because your semen content has got to be like at least a three volume three volume of alcohol. Well, because you know that there's the thing now where ladies are soaking their tampons and vodka and then shoving it up their cooters. That's Chris. Chris is a tequila is a tequila shot. I thought she was the actual fuck.
Speaker: I just got my order in. I used my broken heart. Yes, I did, bitch. Sorry. I'm not talking to you, bitch. No, this is what we had in the house already. I didn't have to order. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: She's not. Sorry, Rick. I'm sorry, Rick. This has to be done. Yeah, you're done. You got to go. Are you smoking lights? How old are you? He's got Virginia Slims. Are those 100s? Always. Why pay the same for a shorter cigarette? Well, because you're buying lights. I get 25 in a pack. I get 25 in a pack.
Speaker: We're smoking light 100s. Why not just get a red short? Because I smoke like two packs a day. So I would spend a lot more money smoking fucking red short. I know. If I go through three a day. Actually, you know what? I'm not surprised you smoke two packs a day because you have to deal with that Atlanta traffic. So cardio on a fucking gym machine like it's nobody's business.
Speaker: There's a reason why I would go to the gym. I go to the gym. I get winded looking at it. His name was Jim. Yeah. Molly used to make jokes because the girl would watch me shoot a cigarette as I was walking in the door playing a business. She's like, were you just smoking? And he'd go, he would smoke while doing cardio if you wouldn't throw him out of the building. I really I was in a tennis tournament about three years ago. I was yelling twice for smoking on the fucking court.
Speaker: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold on a second. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Give me one second real quick. Let's let me. This has got to register. This might be the most random fucking statement ever made on this fucking podcast by you. I was in a tennis tournament where you the work thing. It was a work thing. He was the ball boy. He just made a round robin tennis tournament doubles at work.
Speaker: Here, here's a ball, sir. Smack my ball around. What? Yeah. Dude, it's funny. You're right. We had the tennis tournament in December. You do in August, you'll die. The fact that you said you were in a tennis tournament. Dude, I believe it or not, I'm actually pretty good at tennis. I was kind of shocked. I can see you being a pickleball guy. I mean, Andy Roddick, get it right.
Speaker: Well, as I mean, you know, pickleball is for drunk dudes. That's for moderate athletes. Knoxville from the rear when he goes out there with the headband and shit on to the fucking striped tube socks in the headband. You mean he was at the end of the day? I just pissed off. I couldn't rock the headband with the beard.
Speaker: So, so, Connor, you may see that comment. That is not me. That is my wife logged in on her tab. You caught me. You caught me, Steven. I thought that you were sitting here on the podcast typing comments in the comment section. That's what I thought. I'm not that fucking good being on the podcast. Yeah, I'm not that dumb. No, but you are that stupid. I may be stupid, but I'm also dumb.
Speaker: All right, yes, have you read my yeah That was me typing in the comments fuck you Connor
Speaker: the the
Speaker: That's right. Hey, you little slut, you shut your little whore mouth. Hey, I am a Buckeye fan, little do you know. Yeah, fuck the Buckeyes. But I got to go blue. This one to Glick. They're three and oh on us the last three years. So I'm out.
Speaker: three time big 10 champs and reigning national champions. The University of Michigan Wolverines. Michigan didn't have to buy their players or their coaches. They bought a bunch of players from Alabama. Somebody should have told them that players in Alabama didn't help them against Michigan.
Speaker: They got the center from Alabama who fucked up what five times in a game? We got a center from Alabama. We're going to keep Michigan's ass. At this point with Nick Saban retiring, there's a spot on the SEC bench right next to Vanderbilt for Alabama because that's about how good they're going to be.
Speaker: I think we can all agree on that no matter who our college will be. Bottom of the barrel SEC. I hope Alabama burns in hell. Sweet truck. Sorry about your cock. I say that about Ohio State all the time. Mark, Mark, who do you root for me? Don't jump in the lava pit in Mordor, you old boy.
Speaker: Yeah, that was a desire. I don't know about Michigan fan my whole life. Who's John? He was a golfer, I thought. Am I still the youngest one in here? You're thinking John Daly for the John Mackerel is a tennis player. Yeah, Mackerel is a golfer. John Daly is my spirit animal. John Daly is the sexiest man alive. I wouldn't go that far.
Speaker: that's a little bit much uh speaking of john daley if you guys are not already or if you are if you're following us on facebook or instagram at nonsense podcast head on over there and check out our story i made a nice little uh it's a picture of tiger woods and john daley and i said other podcast and then where john daley is i put nonsensical nonsense if that doesn't
Speaker: all the other podcasts. We shoot straight. We're always on the course. We're like, we just come in here every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday and fuck share. I'm the Tiger Woods on the down slope for Tiger Woods's career for podcasts. Something really quick. Congratulations to the Bonehead running the show on however many views it was you posted on Facebook the other day that you got. You've got over 20 ,000 views.
Speaker: uh if you guys i appreciate that thank you brother he made all those accounts kudos to you on yeah that was him and uh nicky and jeff yeah yeah so kudos to you on that that's a pretty big accomplishment for some uneducated fucking shitigan fans sitting in northern ohio central ohio don't forget about the dr other
Speaker: You know, I put this little little thing together, you know nothing it's just a picture but You know Shout out shout out. I mean goddamn 20 ,000 downloads and listens. Holy
Speaker: Fuck. I said it, I said it last week or the week before. Oh my God. I never thought that we would get fucking five listens now thousand and years, a little, a little behind the scenes. If you'll allow me to pull the curtain back. You guys made a joke about me and Nikki listening that many times in actuality, the real MVP, the real MVP here is our guy, Brian.
Speaker: He listened over 20 ,000 times.
Speaker: He's got a Sexton cup tailgate hook.
Speaker: in his fucking bedroom that he practices for for his truck. You've got nothing but pictures of Glick on there. It's just a little in big hands, motherfucker. Excuse me, boys, I got to rope one out real quick. Welcome to nonsensical nonsense. Oh, actually, you know, Brian is actually a full fledged member of the Monday night show, you know, as well with Jarvis, you know,
Speaker: And so, you know, it's a crazy accomplishment. It's not something I ever thought would happen. I never thought that we would have that many things. I never thought people would actually give a shit about this show. But, you know, I didn't do it on my own at the end of the day. I mean, I got guys like Jeff, who's been here since day one. And, you know, Nikki was asking me, you know, when the show started. And I was like, I don't fucking know. I think in 2021,
Speaker: at the end of the day and she was like, can you be a little bit more specific? So I had to go back the other day and I listened to our very first episode. It was April 10th of 2021 and it was terrible. You had normally the first shows are normally terrible and then they, you know, they slowly get better. Usually they get better. We went the other way.
Speaker: No one realizes talent when we're all going down at the same time. Did you ever think you'd have sponsors on your show and stuff you had to talk about due to obligate? No! Listening back to your first ever your first ever broadcast you're like wow we were fucking idiots then and look at us now we're still fucking idiots but we have people who actually like us so they're fucking idiots too!
Speaker: Yeah, you see that? Yeah, you see what I did there? Yeah, no, I mean, people watch this show. It's not because they enjoy it. It's because they check in every week, every day, every week to make sure that they got their celebrity death list. Yeah, because that's your number one. Chris is two and three. Thank you. Yeah, we are going to do a super collab.
Speaker: Oh, good God. People for a super collab right here, seven. Super collab. That happens every Saturday. Every Saturday. So, you know, never, never, never once that I think that we would, we, we, we, we would have a social media presence ever once that I think that we were going to grow. I didn't think people would actually listen, let alone to where we are now as sponsors and over 20 ,000 listens. And, you know, um, and we're having fun.
Speaker: And we're, you know, we continue, you know, uh, you know, at the end of the day, the show started out what it started out as what it is tonight, what it is on Wednesdays. But we've, we've evolved into, I have a music show now. Um, I have my men's mental health show, which is sort of a sports show before.
Speaker: Yeah, we've talked about it. But unfortunately, with your scheduling, we weren't able to get it off the ground. However, starting next football season, I am 100 % doing a sports show. And longer playing softball, so I will have some free time. Nice. But it'll be NFL, college. There's the football season ends. New one, too.
Speaker: the UF watch some of that and touch on that too. Well, yeah, as, as, as the season progresses, as the season ends, we'll roll into other sports, baseball, hockey, football, basketball, all that stuff. It'll be a full sports show. Um, but Jeff's doing a business show now where starting to create the nonsensical network, which I've talked to Jarvis about. I do need to talk to Mark and Brian about as well.
Speaker: Um, I want voices to not just be mine and Jeff's, but you know, we're, we're, we're, it's, it's become something that, um, you know, we're, we're really enjoyed doing it and we really like, and people seem to like it too. And at the end of the day, do we have haters? Hell yeah. We got haters and I appreciate the shit out of you guys watching and listening and playing with brother broadcast platforms. But, uh, you know,
Speaker: It's it's fun. It's been a journey. We are coming up on three years and. The last the last 678 months have been a wild ride.
Speaker: So I was going to jump on your mental health podcast because I wanted, I appreciate that. Cause you need help mentally. The way that you and I met through TikTok obviously, and I didn't realize it until about six months ago, but the whole reason that I was ever on TikTok was I was battling a terrible bout of depression and it was occupying my brain from some really bad spots. And you know, because you were talking to me, there was points where I was going through breakups.
Speaker: I was, I was drinking uncontrollably. Like I got drunk on a Tuesday night and spent $70 on ordering Mexican food. No, that's, that's the whole reason I was on that. That's impressive. By the way, because that's why I played that's my $70 on Mexican takeout. I can do it a week bottle of tequila. Yeah. And in all honesty, Rick, um, the Monday night show
Speaker: Yeah, we have our panel. Connor's there with me. Brian's there with me. Jarvis is now a part of that show. I encourage not only other men to be in the chat, but I encourage other men, if you want to come up on the show with us, to let me know. We're actually going to collaborate with Mark and Brian on the 18th. Connor and I have talked about doing a vet show. Obviously I want Brian there because, you know, Brian's a vet. Connor's a vet.
Speaker: And that's going to be cotton. I'm, I'm, I'm taking, I'm taking the passenger seat. I'm going to be the passenger seat princess. Well, my talk to you veteran guys. I appreciate your service. Um, and I will absolutely, uh, step in on your, on your mental health days because I majored in psych in high school up until about six months ago when my kid asked me, she's like, how come you don't talk anymore? I got thinking about it.
Speaker: And ultimately, at the end of the day, it served its purpose. It carried me through a really dark point where I had a realization one night in my backyard after an entire bottle of basil's hidden to my face in about an hour. And I vomited all over myself and fallen out of my chair that I had a serious problem going on. And it was time to write my shit going in the right direction because I have two kids that rely on me on a daily basis.
Speaker: The mental health struggle of going through, since I moved 900 miles away from my family in New York, I've been divorced. I've been homeless twice. I've gone through multiple really bad breakups. And, you know, it's just, it takes it's, you know, it's supposed to be tough, but it takes its toll on you after a while. You can only get punched in the face so many times before you're like, fuck, I need a break.
Speaker: Well, I think that's Chris can correct me if he's wrong. He's probably pissing in the bowl in the center of the bowl. Yeah. That's why I think that's why Mondays really came about. I think that Chris, myself, Jeff probably, but he never comes on the show on Monday nights. He's got his own things that he does.
Speaker: Those are the nights where we talk about men's mental health and the fact that we are meant to be tough, but we do get the shit kicked out of us. And it's not just you. The reason that we don't hear more about it, but we're just now starting to get it, is because people are starting to say, hey, we're not OK. And we're trying to build a safe space for men to talk about that. So look at our ages. Most of us are probably in our 30s, correct? No, fuck you.
Speaker: No, I'm in my 40s. I'm in my 40s. I'm in my late 30s. I'm 37. We were taught. We were taught by our dad that we don't. Rub some dirt on it and get back out there. Fucking pushing on no matter what. And I don't want to do it because it would be great for a Monday night for us to go through this.
Speaker: that nice
Speaker: and we'd be all at a point where we could still fight, but that point is slowly, you know, it slowly starts to close in on you and you just kind of like, I can't, I can't anymore. Like I don't, it's not that I can't, I don't have the energy and I don't want to anymore. Yeah. And I think that what Monday night's going to do is it's not going to end that fight, but what it does, it allows us to talk about the fight.
Speaker: It's a relief valve. If you don't have a relief valve on that water heater boiler of what is your mental health, you're fucked. Oh, definitely. Well, it's not only that, but it's also telling people out there that, you know what, we're not waiting on these, you know, we're destroying the stigma.
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: you know, because we're not supposed to talk about we're not supposed to deal. Yeah. So when you get the way you guys have feelings, discuss it, you know, that's the shit that's going to happen. Granted, I'm not a crier because I'm not a pussy. No, I'm kidding. Yeah, me either. I'm not a crier either. I never cry. You know, there's so many times on the show you were blubbering, Glick.
Speaker: Like six times while I was on the show And you know what Monday nights are about honesty. It's it's it's about coming in and speaking your truth And I think Chris again correct me if I'm wrong. That's why we encourage listeners and the people who have been on this show to come on and talk and say hey The world's not fucking perfect
Speaker: Sure. And we're not, we're not okay. And Monday nights are about not being okay. And the fact that it's okay to not be okay, as long as you keep fighting, as long as you don't give up. To be honest with yourself too, about what you may not be actually realizing, because conversation with a bunch of other grown ass, we're telling you, Hey man, it's okay for you to be honest with yourself about me. The first time I talked with, first time I talked with... Go ahead.
Speaker: Glitch yeah glitch I said glitch listen, you know, I repeated myself a couple times
Speaker: Okay, first time I talked to him and me and Brian came on the show, my co -host. And then you guys started talking about the mental health show. I was like, damn. And I sat down and I thought about it for a little while. And I was like, wait a minute, let's do something together. Let's expand it a little bit. And if this show goes good, I'd like to keep doing it. We don't have to keep doing it every week.
Speaker: But, you know, like once a month or every other month or something, we go together and do it. And when I told Brian about it, he was like, how do you want to go about doing this? I said, well, one, we'll talk with, you know, we'll talk it over with them and see how that they do it and talk about it more. And, you know, and then I just said, screw it, Brian, we're just doing it.
Speaker: Yeah, just do it. I mean, that's that basically and thank you. Thank you a lot. Appreciate that pretty much how this show got started. They just start doing it. Yeah. And right here she was she was one of them. You know, she was one of a few people that were really giving me hell about creating this show and doing this show. And a couple weeks ago, I had to come on the show and I'm grateful that for
Speaker: the first the first hour or so I was I was by myself because I had to come on the show and I had to apologize and I had to say look I'm on here talking all this craziness but right now I'm really going through it. I'm in a bad place. I'm in a dark place for me personally and and I'm going through a lot and and I didn't feel right coming on and doing the show and talking about it. If I wasn't going to be not only honest with myself but I wasn't going to be honest with our listeners. I wasn't going to be honest with the people who come on the you know who watch the show and listen to the show
Speaker: So I had to come on and I, you know, and I just uploaded it and I called it compressions and no, not us. Not us. Just terrible halftime show, but I call it compressions because I did. I, I came on there and I'm, you know, I'm going through a lot right now. And I, I realized I was drinking more and I realized that I was in a bad place and I had to come on there and I, and I had to put it out there and be honest.
Speaker: And, and Connor came on, you know, he was a little bit late to the show and he came on and we talked about some things and, and whatnot. And that's, at the end of the day, that's what it's all about. You know, last Monday night, we, we were on a, on a very tough subject. And I know this subject is going to come up again, especially when I, when, when, when, when we do our vet, our vet show, but we,
Speaker: tackled the issue of male suicide and the suicide rate and why it's increasing the climate and why the male suicide rate is so high, not only just in America, but worldwide, and it's continuing to grow every year. And we shared some stories. We shared personal stories about being there, being in that low point and
Speaker: I shared some of my stories and laughed at a couple of them because one of the stories I ended up with a goddamn concussion. But we were serious, but we still try to have fun. And I gotta say this too, because this isn't really impressive to me. And this is something that not only the reaction that we've gotten from other men and our listeners and stuff like that,
Speaker: But shout out to the ladies that are watching it because and are listening and are actually not just the ladies that are there when we're live. But I've gotten messages and I've gotten comments outside of the show from other women. And I don't know who they are. It's not like I know them. They're just random talking about how, you know, A, they're proud of four of us and the four of us because
Speaker: Brian Jarvis and Connor are part of the show with me, but also the fact that it's that they're, that they're excited to see men actually not trying to not, none of us have college degrees or we're not the smartest people. We're just talking and sharing real life experiences and, and how we dealt and coped and as, and, and how we're growing as men, how we're, how we're getting past it and everything like that. And they, and they've enjoyed seeing that and they,
Speaker: They are encouraging their boyfriends, husbands, brothers, fathers who watch our show. And it was like, wow, that's something I didn't expect. It was like a, like a female audience that was actually going to listen and give a damn, but not only that, but they're actually encouraging the men in their lives to watch or listen to the show. And that's what I said. The door is always open. You know, I want other men to nice.
Speaker: I want other men to come on the show and share their stories, um, or share their experiences. And, you know, I understand not everything's going to have a happy ending. Some, some guys might come on it and share a story of a friend or, you know, our vets out there, you know, 22 a day is ridiculous. Hey, can I show everyone what I was able to achieve?
Speaker: no. Yeah, absolutely, man. Is it is it ejaculation? That's what I'm married for. What are you fucking kidding about? I finally came, guys. I got an erection. Hey. Right. Yeah, he's got a certificate. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Now nobody is ugly mug on video. So so we just hit live. This is Steven Gervais. You graduated.
Speaker: Canadian Canadian School of Broadcasting. Will your show get better or will continue to be terrible? It's still gonna be mediocre. It'll be terrible, but have amazing quality. It'll be the greatest quality you've ever heard. So since I've been on Zencaster, I'm almost 9 ,000 listens right now. Which is huge. Huge. You know, huge.
Speaker: But at the same time, like I knew as being someone that deals with mental health and all that, it was a big thing getting that because it's like listening to everyone that had to say, oh, well, you know, just because
Speaker: No, that's not going to stop because he doesn't understand that he has a tripod on his microphone.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, like Jeff is laughing because that's exactly what he's doing right now. Yeah. See, like, like Connor's rocking one. I'm rocking one. And Jawa is rocking one. You guys are fucking have more money than me. Got it. Wait, what are we rocking? Dude, I get it. This is so much. This is 30 bucks. Oh, hell, if I could go without a headset, I would. I'd rather do that. Jarvis, do you have a gamer headset, Jarvis? Yes, I do. Use that. That's what I'm using.
Speaker: That's what I use or set up a go fund me and what and wolf will get you will get you a gamer headset Between the seven of us in here we'll get you a headset Trust me mark every time fucking you plan something it's with everyone fucking else and then fucking I have to hear it from Brian and
Speaker: Oh, no, that's not what I meant. I was trying to go with that one. Well, you might get a well, you might get a rapid delivery because the Earth is flat. Should be able to. Thank God, Paul, isn't in the fucking comments. Chris, you guys are getting paid. Yeah. Speaking of speaking of. The fuck is that, Jeff?
Speaker: Speaking of GoFundMe, it's not that this is a GoFundMe, but because it just made my... This is how my brain broken works. And she's in the comments, and she refuses to come up here and talk about it, which is making me mad. No, I'll never stop stroking my ego, Leggy. Let me think, I got... Stroke whatever you want on this show, Steve. Everything else is broken, it's just short stroking.
Speaker: Our very own lady lady She's going to be at the fringe festival in August August 1st of the 25th. Yeah on fucking festival Yes, like the world. It's like the world's largest 24 ,000 people will be there so it's like the fucking Woodstock over there Well, she's gonna be doing her show
Speaker: No pressure. Every night, every night, she's got a venue set up in front of a live audience. She's going to be doing jukebox jury, which is basically she has artists send in their music and stuff like that. Musicians and artists send in their music and then they do it. She's got her panel set up. I was fortunate enough to take part in it one time, even though she stood down my creative genius and poo pooed on me. But she'll be doing her show every night for that for that entire festival.
Speaker: If you head on over to bio .link slash radio lady, or you can go right here to PayPal me slash lady, lady, Oh one. She does have a PayPal set up for people to support her and help her. If you can't, if you can't donate money, just hit that fucking share link and share the fuck out of it. Help her do her thing.
Speaker: We are super proud of her. We're super excited for her. She's shitting herself. She's excited, but she's shitting her pantaloons with nervousness and excitement and jitters and all that stuff. But we're super proud of her and the fact that she landed that gig. And hopefully Jeff will be there and Jeff better behave himself. Otherwise she's gone into Molly walk.
Speaker: you know i won't i'm gonna go and i'm gonna make a big sign that just says nom nom nom and i'm gonna stand on the ground the whole time the back of it says has to have has to have has to have a stroke i smell toast even if you guys can't um even if you guys can't donate if you can hit that share button and and share that out there
Speaker: for her because like I said, we're super proud of her. I think it's an awesome achievement. We're talking about achievements and stuff like that. That's huge. I mean, like I said, the world's largest music and arts festival and she's going to be doing a show every night in front of a live audience. That's insane. You did too. You did too. You poo pooed on me and you said, I couldn't use nonsensical or nonsense. You stifled my creative genius and you make me feel less than I am.
Speaker: Look, there are 1 ,000 fucking views and downloads. Yes. All right, Steven. Yeah, I saw what you sent me, you fucker. You're a fucker, he said. You're welcome. Oh, you fuckery. Fuck you, Shorty. You fucker, I know. Fuck you, Shorty. Fuck you, Gervais. Now that we've moved past the serious part of everything,
Speaker: Where the fuck is Francis? Where is Francis? Oh, you're dead. Say my fucking name. Not doing it. Say my fucking name. I heard you earlier and I purposely ignored your ass. I've been fucking times, bro. I know. And I've been, I've been ignored.
Speaker: You know, I still got the TPG shirt in the closet. I wonder if after working out all this, I'm going to fit in this bucket. Yeah, I know. I don't know. What the fuck? What the fuck is Francis? So probably wear the fuck instead of what the fuck you dumbass. When I first started, I clicked show up in one of my lives or something like that. And everybody kept asking, what's your real name? What's your real name? What?
Speaker: I'm trying to do a podcast. Get out of here. Shut up, you dumb sluts. Let Rick speak. Sorry, Rick. So, that came about was everybody was asking him on TikTok. What's your real name? What's your real name? And he was never
Speaker: name was. So finally, one day, I was like, everybody, I know what his real name is. And they were like, what? And I was like, it's Francis. And it fucking just went. So if I could copy it in my live or something, I would just scream Francis randomly, or I would just type it in capital letters. And that was how the running joke of Francis came from. Alyssa, he spelled it right. It's Steve N. Okay, fucking
Speaker: Okay, what? Okay, what? Here I am complimenting you. No, no, fuck you. Calm down there, Connie. Calm down there, Connie. Calm down there. Daddy, please let me use your... What? Fuck.
Speaker: Let me use your what? I want to use my charger. It's Steven secretly want to use your headset. Oh, that's your kids asking you permission for something I thought. Never mind. Oh, actually. OK, Rick, settle down. They're using my phone and they want to use my charger. My my.
Speaker: computers are low on battery. That is. Now. Yeah. So the Francis, the Francis, they, and Rick still calls me Francis. But the Francis thing is from Deadpool for anybody who's ever seen Deadpool. That's where it came from. Whenever he calls me Francis, I yell at him, say my name. I know. When you say, baby, we love you. Say clicky. We love you.
Speaker: Sorry. My gay is showing again. My bad. I apologize. I'll put my gay away. Jeff, you need to do the school bus and the train and the gays. Nobody ever believes that my name is Click. Like this is legitimately my name, y 'all. No, it's not. It's Redneck Gandalf. I'm a man of many names.
Speaker: I mean, having your hairstyle look like the lead character in the season one of Vikings. No, he looks like he's got a badass. No, no, no, no, no. Do not. Do not hold back. Do not compare him to Ragnar Lothbrok. He will never hear the fucking end of it. Chris, you have a badass haircut, Chris. Fuck everybody. Fuck everybody. Sorry, I couldn't hear what he said because he's an asshole.
Speaker: Hey, you know what? You're the right guy. You're a whore, Jeff. I love you, Hunter. And thank you for your kind words. You're a good man. Oh, God. Honestly, I've been trying to get the Viking -esque haircut. I'm trying to grow out the top and get it to the point where I can braid it and back. Yeah. Let's just get it. Now he's going to be singing it. I'm working on it. Call the calling me.
Speaker: So, uh, uh, Jeffrey, I'm with hair. So with hair. You both. That's you. Teenage. Oh, man. Jeffrey, you remember how you remember how I got single white female by someone? Yeah. Oh, yeah. On this girl. Oh, yeah. Single white female Rick before you single white female me.
Speaker: And then tried to railroad me a very - Out of all the people to emulate. Let's be honest. A little bottom of the barrel. There's a whole lot of fucking... Oh my god. All that shit, too. Are your kids cursing at you in our comment section, Jeff? Apparently... You got it right in the first time there, kid. What the fuck?
Speaker: yeah i thought that was like god do i have to throw it out for you dad give me the goddamn charger before i come in there and i beat your little ass dad give me the whole grocery you little prick there goes jeff with the belt you know stood up and looked like he was getting ready to pull his dong out and pulled like a eating
Speaker: He's yeah. Yeah, I have before the show. I took narcotics. Listen, I've been I've been looking at houses all fucking day. A lot of standing, getting up and going up fucking stairs. A lot of my back is nice. My spine is fucked. And sitting on a heating pad. Yeah, I've been sitting on a heating pad since the beginning of the show. What? Your ovaries are killing you, aren't they? Yeah, they know that my nuts are sweating like a motherfucker.
Speaker: Did I sit big truck in Atlanta all day? I'll trade you. I said I said it worked with my feet propped up on a desk casually taking naps from time to time. Yeah, I know. I see you on YouTube or something all day. Even if I did show my talk on the show, you wouldn't be able to find it. Yeah, my phone doesn't zoom for shit.
Speaker: Occasionally I go drive a forklift. Listen, I'm the second longest on this show. All right. That's not a, that's not like, I'm not trying to brag or anything. It's like second biggest on this show. Bro. Okay. I'm middle of the road. I'm average for the show. I have an office, but I mean, I'm in property management. So like,
Speaker: you know, whatever. It sounds so fancy. I'm in property management. I'm just a maintenance guy. Oh my god. I'm my wife. My wife's a property manager. That's like saying I'm on a Fortune 500 company.
Speaker: I mean, I am in property management, but I have a maintenance. And I am in a Fortune 500 company, but I'm like... Yeah, I work in environmental services. They call them... Pyramid Schemes Fortune 500. Wow. It must be getting good. You're a funny fucker, aren't you? I must say... Well, Jeff and Brian both would know. Not you, Brian.
Speaker: different Brian. I love how salty Jeff got so fast. All right, fucker. I'm grateful for Jeff, you know, doing his Tuesday, you know, podcast, it was the best sleep I ever had. That was a cute joke. I like well, most of the people that want to explain the joke.
Speaker: Hold on, Steve. OK, you know what? Go fuck off to your pyramid scheme podcast, you fucker. Go fuck off, eh? Hey, fuck you, sorry. I'm trying to do a podcast here. It's Steve and Jennifer. If you're Canadian, I'm Italian.
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: Ego, we've already said this like he's there, sir. He almost got it. He almost got it. I mean, but is Jeff is Jeff really wrong with that image, though? I got this. People is the co -host. I don't know who's putting comments. We're we're we're we're we're overcompensating each other and we're both hitting the button at the same time.
Speaker: I forgot Connor has a lot more ability on the show words are hard now. Yes We love you buddy, we love you buddy, it's stuff on yeah, okay He's not wrong
Speaker: He is not wrong. I don't give it to my blog. I'm a leggy on one of her shows said it sounds like I'm trying to be Native American when I say that. Hey, yo, hey, yo, hey, yo. Yeah, you sound like an Indian. Whoa, easy, easy there, killer. Oh, easy there, leggy. Thank you. Calm yourself. Damn.
Speaker: Escalated there pretty quickly there It's like you know cuz Scotland's an island so
Speaker: I think the genuine reason I called her Deborah was because I couldn't remember her real fucking name, but you guys kept saying it. I didn't know who the fuck you were talking about. And you were like, oh, it's Leggy. And I was like, Deborah is Leggy. And you were like, no, you idiot. I was like, well, fuck it. All right, Deborah.
Speaker: And it's been, and Deborah sounds like a real Karen name, so. That's Sam. Or, or, or. Lower.
Speaker: Oh, okay. Bye. Bye. We'll see you later. Hey. Hey. Hey. Don't say hi. They just gave us a conversation. He just aborted himself. He probably had to go watch some more wrestling. Are you getting high and killing babies? Dodging code hanger. Look out. He's he's just gotta he's gotta go masturbate to some more uh it's more Saturday night nonsense.
Speaker: I'm a Brian certain pictures of me hanging Dodger or yeah. Oh yeah. Say AO say AOA again. The way that you said that just proves my point.
Speaker: You're not a Karen. You're from Scotland. So you're Debra. Wow. Debra is. Well, what are you doing there? What? Well, I heard it was Debra is and then it just. Debra. Debra. I don't know. Say Debra with a ****
Speaker: I'm not Scottish, bro. Well, I wouldn't be surprised if you were. You sounded like. What? Rolling your arms. I don't think about these things. The only thing that I ever actually think about is nipples. All right.
Speaker: Everything else is just kind of comes out. Well, apparently the heating pad on your anus, but whatever that this heating pad is huge. Hang on. Yeah, we hang on. This heating pad is fucking massive. Mm. Nipples. Look at this shit. It's it goes. We lost our location. Who are you? Which one? Are you?
Speaker: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker: did he get murdered? That's my phone down. Hey, I'm not the only one who shoots in their garage. So fuck you guys. Yeah. I don't have a garage anymore.
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: He wasn't even paying attention. Well, he probably was just didn't care to address me. No, he's not even Don't worry your your wife saw it there Steven actually I have to fix it
Speaker: I think Stephen's looking at his winner. I don't know what the fuck he's staring at.
Speaker: And now I'm going on year number two of having full custody of my kids so Hashtag winning I gave up a six -figure job a year and a nice beautiful house and living on the coast to come back to fucking, Ohio Making not six figures a year, but I have full custody of my kids. So However, that does give you really worrying you can do Every time something goes wrong. You can blame the kids
Speaker: Was that really was that trade really worth it dude, I'm thinking the same thing Connor I'd take my daughter When I came back home to Ohio was like half the size of my garage
Speaker: Yeah. So, yes, for my kids, 100 % worth it. But here's the thing that I'm trying to get. You have full custody, yet you're still in Ohio. I was being sarcastic, Alyssa. Jesus. So, here's the downfall now. My oldest one's getting ready to graduate. In Ohio, is you trapped? Well, yeah. So, my oldest one's getting ready to graduate.
Speaker: She's been in the school district now for almost six years. My middle one, she's been going to school here since she was in second grade. And my son has only gone to school here. So all their friends and everything like that is here. And their mom and I get along, so I'm not a complete piece of shit. Uh, so I don't want to do the same thing that she did to me. And I don't want to actually, let me rephrase that. I don't want to do that to my kids.
Speaker: Yeah, that's fair enough. I don't I don't want to make I don't want to make it to where they only get to see their mom like on holidays and on summer break. So yes, unfortunately I am serving out a sentence in Ohio that still has eight years left on it. Thank you.
Speaker: I got things on. Number one, the girlfriend's son goes to school online, so he goes back and forth. He's in Florida for a month and then comes back here to Georgia for a month. And that's how we do that. It works really well. His grades are really good, everything like that. He just drives me nuts that he'll literally lay a pajama band on the lawn. But that's the number two. What are you doing, Steven? I need to stop. Steven, stop stroking your dick. I'm not.
Speaker: You got a letter from child support enforcement. This is a win. Let's celebrate a win. They told me you are overpaying your ex -wife every month by a hundred dollars and you need to adjust. Oh, let's go. A $565 credit with child support right now that if I'm gone, but right now it's there.
Speaker: It's so fucking loud
Speaker: I have been overpaying her. I overpaid her a total of $1 ,103. And they told me that if my boss does not adjust my withholdings and my garnish went for my check, that he could be in trouble with the state. Hell yeah. Nice. So you got your money for the rest of the year. I get it. $25 a week in my paycheck now. Nice. Hey, man, an extra $25. That's the corn most of the piece of beer. That's a couple of dollars.
Speaker: I'm calling it a win for the dads. Okay. Yeah. 100 % man. Again, congratulations. Cheers to you brother. Yeah. Funny conversation to have with the lady via live chat and child sport.
Speaker: When she was like, Oh, you've overpaid by like this much. And I was like, so are you going to give me my money back? Or do I just get a pat on the back and it's say, good job, dad conversation. She was like, Oh, wow. Me to patch you on the back and say, good job, dad. Fuck. Yeah. Well, how's the board's giving me one back? You know, that's, that's one of those things I would, so I was fortunate in that department because we've always done 50 50 custody, this, that, and the other thing, whatever the case may be. Uh,
Speaker: So I never had to pay child support. And at the end of the day, since we split up, I've basically 100 % financially supported the kids. And it's like, you know what, it's, it's, it's not worth the hassle. It's not worth the trouble. It's not worth the fight. It's not worth what I'm going to pay for a lawyer to fight this. I'm just.
Speaker: I'm a dad. These are my kids. They're not going to go without because I want to, you know, because I want to get one over on their mom. It is what it is at the end of the day. Yeah. You know, we got three over on cause you got a break. Well, and that was my whole thing. Like I knew that I was on my back at the end of the tax season. So I knew that I was overpaying every week. And when they told me about it, I was like, lady, it's $25 a week. Do I have to adjust it? Because it's ultimately going there.
Speaker: know, you actually have to or your boss can get in trouble and I'm like because I wasn't I knew it. I didn't never change it when I got caught up. So why you know, I was always budgeted into my money. So what the **** No, that's the thing. See, that's what my this is what my parents did. My mom and dad. This is what they did with my with my brochure. They they use this as pawns in their ****
Speaker: And even as a, even as a, I won't say little because I ain't never been, the only thing little on me is my penis. And I ain't never been little, you know, when I was a young Glick, I made myself a promise. If I ever have kids and I'm in this situation, I'm never going to put my kids what I went through, you know, like no matter what it is.
Speaker: And their mom and I, we get along. I don't get it. Me wrong. We get along. We don't hang out on the weekends or anything like that, but we get along and we can be in the same room or be in the same place. And we can chitchat and we can talk and, and, and, and we co -parent together, you know, the kids are going through something or whatever, you know, whether it be school or whatever, we, we talk to each other and we're always on the same page. So I'm, I'm very grateful for that.
Speaker: Yeah. You know, so there's no rhyme or reason for me to pick up unnecessary fight and do some dumb shit. That's just going to disrupt everybody's fucking lives. And that was what it is. You know, I have the kids Monday through Friday and she has them on the weekends. And, you know, when it, when it comes time to for like.
Speaker: summer vacation. They have them for a week. I have them for a week. When it's holidays or whatever, we split everything up. But we don't involve anybody but just the two of us. Yeah, see the conversations for school breaks and days off and vacations and stuff like that. It's just a conversation that her and I have and we work it out to make it work.
Speaker: It's it's it's worked out and the kids haven't had to suffer for it. You know Yeah, does she get more accolades than I do to the kids like her more than they like me? Yeah You have the the Disadvantage of on the like section of being also the discipline. I'm the everything
Speaker: Right, exactly. So also like more because when they're there, they don't have to listen to that bitch about everything he'd been just about day to day because I'm there. It's the day to day shit. Yeah. Brian, the link is in the Jeffrey jump that link one time. Brian, bring your goofy ass up here. Thank you, Sammy. Holy shit, Robert. My dad was in prison.
Speaker: for a plant the whole time when I was growing up. Wow. Holy shit. So yeah, you know, you know, you know, like sometimes, you know, like for instance, like cash will be like, Oh, can I get B bucks? And I'm like, dude, I just don't have the money for it right now. If he doesn't ever like, he like cash is cool. Like that's my little homie that as well, dude, like, but like the girls like Austin, my oldest one should be like, Oh, you know, I want this. I'm like, I don't have the money for it right now.
Speaker: Uh, but as soon as I do, we'll get it taken care of. And then, you know, then I'm, then I'm the worst fucking person on the planet. And then her mom, the greatest thing since sliced bread, because they took her, they took them to general and buy them a bunch of fucking candy. And I'm like, yo, your mom is a fucking school supplies, but, uh, she wasn't the one who dropped 800 to a thousand dollars on school supplies, school clothes, shoes, and book bags and everything else. But I'm the bad guy. Cause I didn't take you by a bunch of stupid fucking candy at the dollar general.
Speaker: For me, it was for up the extra $50 per softball lesson for my kid, 1200 in child sport and 110 a month for health insurance. But I wasn't coming out of pocket. Another 50 bucks to help with fucking softball. Where the fuck is the sport going? Yeah. Let's not talk about how much I pay for, for, for insurance. I pay an absorbent amount.
Speaker: money for health insurance. It's $110 at the beginning of every month. Dude, it would make you guys vomit if you knew how much came out of my paycheck. Every paycheck twice a week for health insurance. Twice a week? You get paid two times a week? Well, I'm sorry. Twice a month. Sorry.
Speaker: Listen, all right, listen, you know, I do things. Don't worry about my financial situation. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Listen, dude, I paid 12, 100 % of the child support. I fucking know. I pay also. I lose 275 dollars a week after taxes in child support.
Speaker: Jeez, but they figure it before taxes. Yeah They think they I I'm not gonna say it. Oh Jesus Christ. You're not gonna say what bitch. I
Speaker: I said, say your pissing too darn loud, boy. It's late at night, and you're pissing right in the center of the bowl, like you're frying chicken in there. You got a piss on the side, boy. Make it a stealth mission. You're causing a whole ruckus pissing like that, boy. Wow. I wish Chris could go ahead and give it a second. God forbid he actually mute his mic.
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Speaker: Go to horror. That was loud as fuck.
Speaker: El Chippos over there slugging from a three liter of soda. Yeah. Shut up, Rick. Rick, nobody fucking asked you. Can I get a three liter soda, three liter Cola? Actually, Robert, hell of an idea. And I appreciate that. I'm going to reach out to my guy at Debbie because, you know, the owner of Debbie Energy given I we chitchat quite a bit. I'm just saying, shut up. You thank you.
Speaker: Oh, you know, that's a hell of an idea for it. Sure. It actually stands for a big daddy energy. What's big daddy energy? And I was like, if you have to ask, you don't know. And she said, fair enough. But, uh, no, um,
Speaker: No, I, you know, like you said, the parent who has, who has, who has a list time is always the favorite. And I can agree with that. And I know Sammy or Sam to groovy. I don't, I don't, and welcome to nonsensical nonsense. Sam, I don't remember it because I have Sam. Sam is actually the co -host of dollars and cents podcast. Okay. Well, hello, Sam. How are you doing? Um, and, and, and, you know,
Speaker: In all honesty, and I'm going through it, you know, I try to be a good influence on my kids. I try to steer them in the right direction and everything like that. But unfortunately.
Speaker: their, their mom and I don't know. Actually, I actually, I come in third place on this whole equation because I might come in fourth place because after the fiance and the dog. Yeah. Oh no. Their mom's on a pedestal and then there's Nikki and then there's Nikki and then there's their mom's fiance. Uh, and then there's me like, like the guy, the guy, the guy who literally does everything for them, the guy who is sacrificed
Speaker: everything for them. I have a, I actually have a TikTok video made. Literally giving up everything for them.
Speaker: is in. Well, you know, here's the thing, though. Here's the thing with that. Then I'm in fifth place. So, I mean, right. Well, I'm an asshole. Let's let's be honest. I might be good friends. I'm an asshole. Right. Right now, your kids don't see that. When they're older, you're going to get you're going to be the one not putting a retirement home. Although it's going to be the one.
Speaker: I'm just hanging out at their house, drinking all their beer. It's hard for you to be a role model though when you do this show. You know what? Fast. Question A, who the **** invited Connor on here? And I said it with a hard R. Connor. Connor. You ain't
Speaker: Yeah, I don't know. They might realize it later. I don't fucking know. At the end of the day, I don't care. You know, I don't need to be number one, you know. Well, it comes down to you know you're doing it right. And that's all that matters. It doesn't matter what anybody else says. No. Well, you're doing the best you can. We'll put it that way.
Speaker: None of us know we're doing it right. We just hope for the fucking best at the end of the day. Well, we honestly hope that they're better than we are. At least mentally, at least mentally. Chris, they are your kids, man. Yeah. Like dad, first of all, dad is never the most loved as a kid. True story.
Speaker: As as you get older that relationship Changes. Yeah, but but when you're a kid, you're all about mom. Yep I tell you from watching watching one of my wife's well friends. What one of the best jokes I've ever seen Oh
Speaker: He had to adjust the screen. Oh, sorry. Go ahead. One of the best jokes I ever heard was, and the person saying it used to be a good guy, but now it turns out he's not. But Bill Cosby once said, you know, you raise a kid, you teach him sports, and he goes and he wins the Super Bowl. And what's the first thing he says on the camera? I am going on. Yep. You did all the work. I'm going to Disney World.
Speaker: So, you know, it is one of those things the problem with being The dad comes down to one thing you're not gonna be Their favorite ever until at times comes time to dad. I need something fixed. Yep Yeah, cuz right now right now you're known as one thing you can change your name legally to ATM because that's all they see you as Yeah Yeah, one of the comedians was talking about it. He was saying like that
Speaker: kids are loved unconditionally like pets are loved unconditionally fathers are only loved only only when they're when their task is uh no longer valid that's i mean when they're loved when they're when they're doing their job but then when they're not doing their job okay you're gone so yeah and i'll i'll tell you this from from like for me the mom was i was i was a mommy's bully i was a mommy's boy as a kid and my mom is still a helicopter mom
Speaker: I can tell you that when my mom passes, I will be heartbroken. But when my dad goes, my world is going to cry. Oh, yeah. I'm a 100. I will be inconsolable for like a year. It was older than I realized that my dad was the strongest man I ever knew in my entire life. Yeah. 100 % watching. So my dad, funny enough, as I sit here and smoke, my dad has end stage COPD and he's on oxygen all the time.
Speaker: didn't watch him carry on with my kids is interesting because it's not the dad that I had growing up. It's grandpa now. And grandpa is the dad that I wish I had growing up. So to see where he's at now and for him and I to get along the way that we do because he finally moved out of New York. He moved to Knoxville. He's only like three hours away. I call him three, four times a week while I'm driving home from work. He's not much of a phone talker. I get maybe a 10 minute conversation.
Speaker: about it but when something happens to that man i will be literally a basket case and and jeff you had you had to bring up bill cosby but on on on fucking rick things when when you're
Speaker: a kid and your parents parent you especially your dad your dad's a disciplinarian it's a different story than when you have kids and you you've got grandkids or when you have kids and they have grandkids kids rather Bill Cosby's old joke was that these are not the people I grew up with they're old now and they're trying to get into heaven yes
Speaker: But yeah, because when my parents are in town, Jesus Christ, you know, we all remember that. Hey, Mom, can we stop at McDonald's? We got McDonald's at home. Now my kids, they even say Mick and they're at McDonald's already. Yeah. I'm like, Mimi and Pop Pop and Grandma. They are the most loved people in my household. Mommy and Daddy can go shove a stick up their ass. Grandma and Mimi and Pop Pop.
Speaker: They are the, they are the number one in our household. I can look at, I can look at Christmas and look at the stuff that I used to get growing up from my dad. Can you hear me Brian? And what my kids get from my parents? Get the fuck out of here. Jeff, you had a grammatical error. It's supposed to be, it's, it's huge. Oh yeah. It's funny. It's funny. Um,
Speaker: Huge. It's funny hearing you say that about your dad, you know, growing up.
Speaker: not the greatest relationship now you're you and your you and your dad have this this amazing relationship. Well, we always we always have a relationship. My parents were together the whole time I was growing up. They didn't divorce till I was almost. Oh, look at you. Oh, we got another guy. My parents. Yeah. You know, I my parents are still together. There's a link I put. Yeah. Yeah. From Chris.
Speaker: So, but what made like, oh, fuck leave it to be over here. There's a link I posted. Check that out. Are you right now? What made my parents divorced when I was 30 harder is the fact that I was old enough to see who fucked up. Yeah, exactly. You're a kid. You don't know. You just you just they're not together anymore. I know that my mom got left one day while my dad was at work.
Speaker: and not a fucking word to him for three days. Like, so my mom served her six years of never seeing a picture of my kids, never hearing anything about my kids, not hearing my voice, nothing. Meanwhile, I'm driving to New York so my dad can hang out with my kids.
Speaker: One second. Steve Hardy. Before you play that, Paul's not real quick. What I was going to say is, you know, and then, you know, Connor's got a good relationship with him. And Jeff's parents, Jeff's parents have been together literally since they came over here on the Santa Maria. And Jeff's parents, I've only met Jeff's parents once or twice.
Speaker: His mom, lover to death, sweetest woman you'll ever meet. His dad's an asshole. But again, I wear assholes. And I, you know, I love, I love Jeff's parents. You know, Jeff and I have been friends for 26 years. So like my dad, my mom, my mom and dad divorced for the second time because they got married twice. I think I was five or six.
Speaker: And it was chaos. I don't, I don't need to dive into that world, but it was chaos my whole life. And then when my ex -wife got pregnant with my oldest daughter, she said, she said, you really need to try to have a relationship with your dad. And excuse me. And I did. And we see you guys in the comments. Just give me one second. I see you guys in the comments.
Speaker: And, and, and I was 20, I was almost 24 years old and I started pushing to try to have a relationship with my dad. Did my dad and I have some good times? Hell yeah. We had some good times, but the fact that my dad could never actually admit to the past and, and, and actually, and he still, he, he, it's just who he is. And, and, and, and over a year ago, we had a kind of a come to Jesus moment and it was, I don't even know what the hell spurred it other than the fact that he was just.
Speaker: on one of his fucking goofy ass kicks. And I told the man, I said, you got one of, you got one of three choices. You can walk out of here on your own accord. You can walk out in a body bag or we can call an ambulance. I ain't spoke to the man since at the end of the day, he has not only continued to be the man that I, I knew he was growing up.
Speaker: And, and, and hoping and praying and, you know, I'm not the praying time. I'm just throwing it out there as like a, you know, like a figurative thing, but hoping and praying for a dad that I thought would be around, but not only that to where my, my kids are now seeing him as what he really is. And the fact that he has chosen his, his, his wife and her kids, and now their kids over his biological blood, my older sister realized it. It's like, no.
Speaker: I don't at this point until you can fucking prove yourself. I don't want that relationship. And it's a goddamn shame. And don't think I'm just sitting on you pops, because I'm gonna bring it around to my ex wife's mom and her dad. My kids have three sets of biological grandparents. They have my dad.
Speaker: They have my ex wife's mom and her dad and his significant other and her ex and her mom's significant other. They got three sets of biological grandparents. The closest grandparents they have, the grandparents that they have that treat them the best, look forward to seeing them, chitchat with them, are excited to hear about what's going on in their life are Nikki's parents and my ex wife's fiance, his parents. You know who that sucks for the most?
Speaker: And I hope you guys hear this and I hope you guys listen to the word fuck what you did to me and fuck what you did to her It is what it is. I hope it sucks and I hope it fucking hurts Nobody answered you because you're not gonna get back into their lives until you fix things with us I'm not gonna shit on your For me specifically for my pops. I said I'm not gonna shit on them. I'm not gonna talk bad about him
Speaker: You guys are old enough. At least around the kids anyways. Yeah. No, no, no. I don't need to shit on him on this show. You just did. No, somebody and telling the truth. At the end of the day, the truth fucking hurts. Yeah. And they're the ones ultimately losing out on cool ass kids. Yeah. So I'm not shitting on anybody. I'm just speaking the truth.
Speaker: And I told my kids, I said, look, I'm not here to make a decision for you. If you want to have, if you want to have papa on your life, you want to have grandma Joe in your life, that's up to you guys. I'm not going to tell you, no, I'm not going to tell you anything. You know, I'm not, I'm not going to tell you anything indifferent. You guys are old enough. You guys are grown. You can make your own decisions. I'll support whatever you want to do. However, they have seen it and they have watched it. And now they're like, no.
Speaker: My, my, my daughter's getting ready to graduate this year. She does not want to invite my dad. She don't want to invite her grandmother and she does not want to invite her grandfather on her mom's side. She don't want them at her graduation party. You know, she wants her graduation party. She wants Nikki's parents there. And she wants, uh, my ex wife's fiance, Jimmy, you know, and she wants Jimmy's parents there. That speaks volumes. I mean, that's, I mean, how can you not hear that? Like.
Speaker: Yeah, parents. I mean, that would, you know, for me, you know, for me as a dad, I couldn't imagine once my kids had their own kids.
Speaker: I couldn't imagine being there. I couldn't imagine not wanting them to want me in their lives. I know, right? You know, I said this to somebody as a dad. I don't understand how deadbeat dads can be that because I have more fun. I can tell you exactly what it is. I have more fun with my kids than I've ever had with any of my friends or my family or anything like that in my fucking life.
Speaker: It's selfishness, that's what it is. Let's go ahead and real quick, take a quick break. We're gonna watch this little quick video. No, you take a break, I'm gonna watch it. I wanna talk about real dads today. Not fathers, but I wanna talk about dads. Anybody can be a father. I love this motherfucker. Take a real man to be a daddy though. See? Yep, 100 % right there.
Speaker: Father's Day changes as you get older. Sometimes being a father, just like being a mother is a thankless job sometimes. You put your all in all until your kids, you don't know what you mean to them. And then, you know, as you get older, you know, when you're a kid, you don't necessarily understand or even appreciate what your dad is trying to do for you. But it's only when you get older,
Speaker: You step back, you move out the house, maybe even start a family on your own. You start to really realize, man, what that man meant to me, my dad, what he tried to teach me, all the lessons. Now I'm gonna show you a video.
Speaker: of exactly that. This is a grownup son who gave his father for Father's Day a photo album of pictures of the two of them throughout the year. Now, I gotta tell you, the dad was touched by the photos alone, but at the end of it, there was a note
Speaker: And the man was asking his dad to be his best man at his wedding. Nice. Hell yeah. You might cry. Everybody watch Chris. He's going to cry. He looks good anymore. You look all right. This is classy.
Speaker: No, I'm not. Yeah. That's why you turn your camera off. I'm not crying. You're crying.
Speaker: That was a really, really good video, man. You know, you got in the hole at the end of the day.
Speaker: that your sons feel that way about you if you're a father. You just hope, you know, you may not have to be his best man and nothing like that, but I gotta tell you, man, you just wanna be appreciated. And for all you dads out there that's been putting in the years with your kids, whether it's your son or whether your daughter, whether you've been turning your boy into a man or you've been showing a young girl the example of how a man ought to treat a woman by taking good care of her mom, whatever it is, hats off to the dads around the world. Happy Father's Day out there, man.
Speaker: Hey, let's get into some HD. Yeah, that's 100 % true right there. So I mean, go ahead. I can remember an instance. And I made this promise my daughter when she started playing softball. Unless something happened where I was out of town, I would always make her softball.
Speaker: So I always made it a point to make friends with one of the parents on her team. Because my ex -wife and her now ex -husband, we see how well that worked out. And it's a bad habit of not telling me when schedules changed. So here I am at work driving roll off dumpster truck on a Saturday morning at nine o 'clock. And my buddy Ben sends me a text message and says, hey, where are you?
Speaker: I said, I'm at work. He's like, Oh, I thought you'd be at the game. What do you mean you thought I'd be at the game? Yeah. The game starts at 10. We're here for warmups. Now I said, no, the game starts at noon. He said, no, the schedule changed. You bet your ass. I took that fucking roll off truck and drove to the park in that son of a bitch, parked the motherfucker in the parking lot to watch that game.
Speaker: because I told my kid I would make every game that I could make, no matter what. If I was in town, I was at a game. And she's like, didn't mom tell you? No, your mom never said a word to me about the schedule change. Because the day if I had that game, she would have buried me and said it was his responsibility to keep up with the schedule change. Well, how? I'm not involved in any of that. Yeah.
Speaker: And I mean, I can, I'm not crying asshole. And, and, and, and, and, and, and being Rick's friend and, and, and again, we, we talked about this, um, Monday night, I think it was Monday night or last Monday night. Um, you, you, you meet these unexpected friend, you, you, you create these unexpected friendships and these unexpected bonds, you know,
Speaker: Rick and I just randomly met on TikTok. Rick and I talk every fucking day, like literally we, even if it's just some stupid ass, goofy fucking Snapchat, Rick and I talk every fucking day. Why you abouts for this man? This man is at batting cages, he's at practices, he's at fucking tournaments that start at six o 'clock in the morning and go until nine o 'clock at night with his daughter. And his daughter's a goddamn beast.
Speaker: So she, she's a freaking monster in softball. I'm super pissed.
Speaker: Yeah, that's weird. Her mom pulled her from a team and then there were no travel teams with openings and then her grades started to slip. So now she has to get her grades up before she can do anything. But now her mom's like, well, what about trying something else in the off season? So she got her trying volleyball and potentially lacrosse.
Speaker: There's six of us on this show right now. Jeff and I met in high school. We were 15 years old and we've been friends ever since. I met Connor simply because we worked at the same place and we've developed
Speaker: a friendship, you know, a brotherhood, whatever you want to call it. You know, I met I met Rick through TikTok, and it was just random. He showed up in my life one time, and then we started following each other. And I'd be in his lives, he'd be in my lives would be comment on each other's videos. You know, and then I met Brian through other acquaintances on another on another act. Yeah. You know, and then Jarvis, we met Jarvis through the goddamn collab.
Speaker: Uh, through, through StreamYard and, and, and, you know, and Jarvis came on our show as a guest. I would never in a million years, I would never would have thought that, you know, Jarvis should be one of my co -hosts for the men's mental health show. You know, at the end of the day, Jeff, Jesus Christ. You know, so, I mean, that I met by chance, my, my ran complete randomness that.
Speaker: These are, these are five guys that I call brothers that they know that if they need anything, if I can do, or be there or whatever, I'm there for you. I'm there.
Speaker: And Rick and I kind of fell off, and we weren't talking for a while. And then it was through reconnecting and conversating. But I found out why. He's got himself a good woman. He's refocused his life. And he had to put himself in a better place. Jeff and I have fallen off multiple times in the last 26 years, I mean, at the end of the day. But we always are exactly like nothing that was ever missed. And Connor and I have not
Speaker: You know, miss the beat since we met each other and same with, you know, Brian and I, you know, we kind of do our thing. And, you know, these are five guys that I call brothers and these are five guys that, that I would do absolutely anything in the world for. If I, if I could, and I'm speaking for me personally, the other five guys that I'm saying, this will be like a fuck lick.
Speaker: We can all all six of us could be in a bar at the same time but I can get jumped and in the final you would go serves him right asshole. You'd see knives pulled.
Speaker: Yeah. No, I say that but I could because I know Jeff will be the first motherfucker that would be like, oh, hell no. I feel those feelings too. And that's why I keep them inside. Because this bear can't bear the world to stay. And sometimes it's easier to hide and explain. That's all it is.
Speaker: Guy love, he's mine, I'm his. There's nothing gay about it. And I'll ride. One of the greatest movie shows of all time by the most. 100%. It's Guy Love. We do Guy.
Speaker: No, you know, like I said, I can, I can vouch for, you know, Connor's Connor's a fantastic dad. I know he beats himself up and we've had the conversation. I don't need to dive down that road, but that's a Monday night conversation. Yeah. We, we, you know, Connor, sorry.
Speaker: I mean, at the end of the day, the two kids that Jeff's raising, they're not even his. So there's some dude named Santos. Yeah. You know, and I can vouch and I can say because I've watched the interactions and I know the interactions behind the scenes with what you guys don't get to see.
Speaker: three great fucking dads, man. But those don't have kids. I quit wasting your loads in the shower and you'll end up with some or quit waffles. First of all, it's nasty. Second of all, there's a lady who wants your seed. Yeah. I'm fucking trying to fuck off, Connor. Try to find the lady who has all our parts removed and then you can just fucking
Speaker: I did I did the math today. I'm great at sex. I come every time. Oh my god. Here we go. The same. Steven, if you need help, listen, I've gotten, I've got plastic cups in my house. I'm nuttin one. I'll send it to you in the mail. I'll send you a turkey baster or anything you need.
Speaker: Wait, then your kids will look like Potter. Hey, hey. I made some cute kids. So it's not my genetics that have been passed on. Come here, babe. Let me baste you with this. Can you grab that off the floor real quick?
Speaker: You're lucky. Listen, here's the thing. Wait, you really think, Connor, wait, you really think Stephen would use the turkey baser? He'd drink the cup. Let's be honest. Go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself, Jeff.
Speaker: I'm guilty of that. That's why I'm so thankful that Nick
Speaker: That's right. Chef's got a 100 % success rate. Yeah, that's what I said. I'm good, but I'm not that good. She don't have none of that. She don't have the first. Don't have as soon as you come. Ask his wife for Sancho. I have two kids that are 11 days apart in age. Do we want to talk about who's good? No. My children are the same age for one month. That's how close they are. Mine as well.
Speaker: I was both born in the same month, a couple of years apart. So you can tell how many times I have sex and when I am. Quinn. All right. Happy anniversary, babe. Come here. All right. Come here, honey. I'm going to tell you, man, tell me when you're done in a year. Yeah. Yeah. What are they?
Speaker: What do you say? It's stuck in the dryer. Irish twins. Yeah, Irish twins. 11 months and three days apart. So, ultimately, my ex -wife was pregnant for 19 months. Oh, geez. The doctor said, okay, you're clear to have sex. Wait a minute. Never mind. She's pregnant. And I went... My, uh, my, uh, my, uh, my... You said blow. My, uh, my, uh, my, uh, my, uh, my, uh, my, uh, my, uh, my, uh, my, uh, my, uh, my, uh, my, uh, my, uh, my, my, uh, my, uh, my, my, uh, my, uh, my, my, uh, my, my, uh, my, my, uh, my, my, uh, my, my, uh, my, my, uh, my, my, uh, my, my, uh, my, my, uh, my, my, uh
Speaker: one week and one day apart. Yeah, my kids are the same age for a month. Yeah, my, yeah, my kids are all like, so my oldest one and my middle one are four years apart. And then my middle one and my youngest one, therefore years are like, that is perfect. That is perfect timing at the end of the day. That four year age gap is, is perfect.
Speaker: Because so like when my Miller daughter when buggy was born Austin was old enough to She could help out and do things and then when cash was born Austin was eight buggy was four. So I mean they were They were huge helps and I Was both my kids basically came out of diapers at the same time Yeah, and you know, you cannot deny either one of your kids. I
Speaker: No, no, no, no. Rich's kids, both of them. I feel so sorry for his daughter, but.
Speaker: They look just like this motherfucker. And even if they didn't look like me, the minute they open their mouths and the spark comes out, you know they're mine. Rick's daughter is like a pretty version of him. And I don't mean that weird before anybody turns it around. But seven pretty version of me with long blue eyes. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Gentlemen.
Speaker: All right, gentlemen, I got to hop off here. I'm I'm I feel like leggy. I'm an agony right now. So it's been a long day. I got to leave early. What's that? Way to show up an hour and a half late and leave early. Yeah, no shit. He's like exactly the three hour mark. I got to go before I can drain my fucking balls and swallow every bit of it.
Speaker: All right, Chris. Well, based on you, I'm into that. It's been a long day. It's been a long day. I got to roll out of here. I will see y 'all on Monday night. And then Wednesday, I probably won't see you. I'll be thrown this fuck after my surgery. So. Oh, yes.
Speaker: I am surgery on Tuesday and I'm probably be stoned out of my gorge for the next, for the rest, for probably the rest of that week. Oh, I'm going to come whenever I want, but that has nothing to do with the show. Anyway. All right, gents, I hope you have a good night listeners and lurkers alike. I hope you have a good night.
Speaker: We'll see you guys. Go fuck yourself, Sacramento. Go fuck yourself. I love you, buddy. Fuck you, Charzi. Fuck you, Charzi. I love you. You son of a bitch. He didn't tell me he loves me. Oh, look, he's back. Mm, nipple. I think I won't yell at him. Oh. Tricky baster. Yeah, kids are fucking jealous of God. I get it.
Speaker: Go get your brother. He had to go around his ovaries again. Yeah, yeah, no kids. We were in and I don't mean to bring this back around, but we were talking about this and I don't know if that's what you put in the private chat or not, Brian. Brian, are you able to share? Are you able to do a screen share? No, he can't. He can't because he's not he's not a main admin.
Speaker: Right. Only you only you and me and and Connor can. Well, check the brain when you just sent the what I did here. So so I found we were talking about this earlier and the comedian was Chris Rock. We were talking about Brian's going to make us cry. Well, hold on before you show that I downloaded. So the comedian who said this was Chris Rock, the the unconditional love thing. Yeah.
Speaker: And like I said, I don't mean to like bring it back around or whatever, but you know, it is what it is at the end of the day. We were talking about it and I grabbed it. So I'm just going to pull this up, play it real quick. You get all the one thing I learned. Only women, children and dogs are loved unconditionally. Women, children and dogs are loved unconditionally.
Speaker: A man is only loved under the condition that he provides life. That's right. Women, children, and dogs are loved unconditionally. A man is only loved under the condition that he provides life. That's right. Fellas, when you meet a new girl, what do you present? Ladies, when you meet a new guy,
Speaker: What do your friends action? What does he do? Facts. Yeah. Yeah. Right. The very the very beginning of that, the the I mean, and so. Oh, spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. To be fair. To be fair.
Speaker: to be fair. So Monday night on the show, and I'm going to keep that for Monday night, Monday night on, uh, men caring for men, the mental health show. I wanted to talk about relationships. That was my, that was my, my, my mindset was talking about relations. Sorry, coach. Uh, yeah. Um, but the, the very, the very first sentence he said was women, children and dogs, dogs.
Speaker: Dogs, man. Let that sit in. And I'm going to say this again Monday night. My dog loves me more than my kids do. I want to send my dog to a Chinese restaurant. Mine's a five pound. She's not even my dog. She's actually Nikki's dog. But we have a weird relationship, this dog. And we love each other. But I want to send her to a Chinese restaurant.
Speaker: Well, hold on. Brian sent us a video, so we're gonna cry. Yes. God damn it. I've already cried enough this week. Oh, I know this one.
Speaker: It is a privilege to render you your first salute. But it is a greater honor to say congratulations, sir, on your commission
Speaker: I'm watching. I would not have been able to sit there. His son achieved a higher rank, a higher rank than him. That's impressive. That's impressive. How awesome is that? I would I would have fucking I'd have been crying like a little girl. But you don't cry. You're amazing. I don't say I don't cry. I don't cry on the show.
Speaker: OK, man, it's full of stone. We get it. I lost my heart a long time ago. I killed that part of me. My mom that I have ice heart. Yes. And that's why I have blue eyes, because my heart is made of ice, because you hard pressed to get me tearing up.
Speaker: No, you know, eyes are blue eyes are brown. Is that because I'm full of shit? Yeah. Well, I mean, you are from Cleveland or you are from Ohio. So these dudes are Canadian. Shut the fuck up. You're a bastard in your soul. His eyes are blue. He's north of the wall. Wait. Yeah, there. Yeah, I thought I was thinking about it. But if I would have said it, Chris would have dropped the nerd video and I'd been like, this motherfucker.
Speaker: But I did it. But I yeah, I thought we have a huge heart and her eyes are believing you. Oh, OK, Alyssa, we get it. Fucking Mickey, amazing. Oh, I hope she stabs. Hey, hey, behavior, you're not going to get that turkey baster. Yeah, why do I need a turkey baster?
Speaker: Apparently you weren't around for that 10 minute part of the conversation. Mentally, probably not. Physically, yeah. Are you in Canada? No, Canada. Yes, he's in Minnesota. So yes, he's in Canada. Women are loved unconditionally at the end of the day. I mean,
Speaker: They're by their by their children by their children. They're not by There's there's another saying there's another saying out there men men receive flowers once in their life When they die that's their funeral so if you think about it I've gotten flowers a couple times in my life
Speaker: Hello. Yeah, it's clean. My game is showing. The women are loved. Don't don't ever do that again. Think about it. Men. What are you saying, Rick? To say women are loved unconditionally, men spend all their life trying to find the right woman. Children love their moms almost no matter what. You know, it's
Speaker: It's it's pushing on borderline truth You know, they're they're they're the most I don't want to say the most important of the two sexes because I mean it takes two to tango but at the end of the day they really are because how many guys Granted we work and we might do stuff around the house But how many guys are the ones that keep their houses intact and flowing smoothly? because it's definitely not me in my house and
Speaker: No, I, you know, oh, shit. I had to, I had the conversation with, uh, Jeff can suck it down. Damn, Connor, calm down, bro. I thought you were going to bed. Yeah. Um, I had a conversation with Nikki and I don't want to put too much of our business out there. You know, and I had the conversation the other day with Nikki. Um, you know, when I, when I, when I met Nikki, her, her boys are grown. She was a single mom.
Speaker: the entirety of her son's life. She raised two great boys. Jay is in the Air Force. Jay is doing good things. Jay's a good kid. Christopher. Apparently, he's Christopher number one and I'm number two, which doesn't make any sense.
Speaker: since I'm older. Yeah. Math is not math. And, but he was her, he was her first Christopher. Yeah. So he's Christopher and I'm Chris. Uh, great kid. I love this kid to death, you know, and neither one of these boys need a dad. They don't, they don't, they don't need a dad or anything like that. And you know, but I love both of her boys. You know, unfortunately I haven't had a lot of interactions with Jay. Uh, Christopher is a great kid.
Speaker: He's a good kid, got his head on right. I enjoy when we get to hang out, I enjoy chit -chatting with him. We've got similar interests with gaming and stuff like that. Great kid, great kid. And her and I started dating and she was living that. I had my kids and they're raised and they're grown and I'm living this life.
Speaker: And I told her, I was like, when we started dating, when we started talking and whatnot, I got three kids. I'm a single dad. I'm not looking for a mom or anything like that, but she's jumped right in. She's the kids' lover again. Again, I'm in fifth. Conditional. I'm in fifth. Unconditional. Their mom, Nikki, their mom's fiance,
Speaker: The dog and then me at the end of the day, you know, it is what it is. But she, I told her, I said, you don't, I'm not asking you to be a mom. I'm not asking you to be a stepmom or anything like that. But she jumped right in. The kids adore the kids. She, she, she loves the kids. Um, you know, at the end of the day and, and, and.
Speaker: There's some things going on and and and and she's feeling some sort of way and I told her I said, you know you You you with what's going on right now don't worry about that You you do the grocery shopping you clean up the house You have didn't you cook dinner every night you hang out with the kids you have fun with the kids you know you you you You do stuff with the kids, you know
Speaker: She knows things about my oldest daughter that I have no idea. Well, I think your girls see her as as somebody they can talk to a cop. Yeah. So I'm like, don't ever feel the way you're feeling because that shit don't make no fucking sense. Because, you know, you you're definitely you're definitely killing it in a position that you didn't you don't have to be in at the end of the day.
Speaker: Yeah, you didn't sign up for that position. Yeah. And then I told her when we started dating, I was like, you don't have to be that. This is not a position that I'm looking to fill. I don't know what shit like he's on, but whatever she's for guys, she might need to go to different guys. Well, let me let me tell you that it in the last.
Speaker: So I would say that the roles in that situation she's talking about like he's talking about have totally reversed.
Speaker: Yes, it's the guys that are getting played out now and and used and tossed it as a guy who just recently I say recently meaning two years ago came out of the dating pool it's uh Yeah, it's women. It's always all eyes on women. So they have their choice of pick and
Speaker: the guy work, you know, social media has made it social media, dating apps, all that has made it so women have their choice of pick. It's the guys that are the ones that are putting in all sorts of different, you know, guys are changing themselves. They're, they're putting in the extra work. They're doing all sorts of dumb shit because you have to be that next best thing, or they're going to walk and find it.
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, definitely. If you, and they're saying all women, they're saying I'm going to empty my own balls. I don't know much high on tonight, but evidently it's fucking nuclear, but no, certain women. So the dating world itself, we're going to speak on the dating world.
Speaker: This is what makes nonsensical nonsense so fucking good. And ladies, if you're out there and you want to come up here and like if you want to, I know you're like, I look like the undead. Ladies, you're more than welcome to come up here. Jeffrey, if you drop that link one time for me one. You know, ladies, you're welcome to come up here as well. The dating world, if we're speaking on the dating world, it is a it is a shit show now.
Speaker: It is, it is world war three. It is a goddamn, the most toxic, goddamn environment you're ever going to come across. And I blame social media for that. 100%. No matter what your sex is male or female, the dating world is toxic as fuck. And you're talking to a guy and like Rick, and I think Brian has basically bowed out from it at the end of the day. You know, you know, Rick's gone through breakups. I mean, Rick knows my ex -fiancé.
Speaker: personally, he knows not like personally. Well, God, I don't know. Biblically. Oh, no. Biblically. You might be one of the few. You mean the many. Let's be honest. The world is very toxic. But as far as like relationships go, it's it's very true. It's a nightmare.
Speaker: Yeah. You know, I said it. I've compared. Oh, shit. I've compared it to. I would love to hear you, Sam. I've compared it. Oh, Sam. At me. God willing, please come on. Well, pissing in the pool is what I've compared it to. OK. Unfortunately, yeah, unfortunately with the way he's talking. Well, I was going to say this real quick and I'm OK. Unfortunately, in the dating world,
Speaker: it's it's it's it's it's fucking chaos man and social media is Oprah in the color purple what have you done for me lately no but social media and the interwebs have have destroyed and the dating apps and stuff like that
Speaker: They've destroyed dating for both sexes. Traditional relationships, absolutely, because now it's what's the next best thing. Imagine I sit here quietly and fucking listen to you right on, because you clearly love the sound of your own fucking voice.
Speaker: I've missed a little bit of time to get in on the stream yard because I wasn't signed into anything so I have missed a few things however what we're not gonna fucking do
Speaker: is we're not gonna talk down to me the way that you just did Jervis or Jervis or fucking Steven, whatever your name is, okay? You're not gonna sit there and say, I don't know what Leggy's on. You can go fuck yourself. I don't speak to you like that. I don't fucking talk to any of you like that. You're not gonna do it to me. You sound like a little prick. That's what you sound like. A fucking arsehole. I'm fine with that. You're not gonna talk down to me like that.
Speaker: Explain.
Speaker: Yes, I'd love to hear this. I feel like I did in quite a lot of detail in the comments. The only reason I've come up on the mic is because I'm not going to be fucking spoken down to buy some fucking prick just because I'm in the comments section. He thinks it's okay to talk to me like that. That's not going to happen. Oh, hold on. What did he say? I did too. I don't know. I don't know what I don't know how. Oh, oh, I don't know. But she'll come in here and talk shit. Okay. You're not going to fucking talk to me like that.
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hang on a minute. No, no, let her be on her, let her be on her road trip. Hang on a minute. Hang on a minute. Hang on a minute. It's not the first time he's done it. And I've said nothing so far. OK, so I can't have an opinion. No, it's not about having an opinion. It's about the way that you speak to people. OK, I don't talk to you like that. And I've let it go each time you've done it so far. I'm not fucking letting it go this time.
Speaker: Well, he's Canadian. You also have a terrible habit of talking over people when they're in the middle of people. He's Canadian. It's about manners. And you're not going to fucking talk to me like that. Oh, I don't have manners. OK. No, you don't. Canadian. It's Canadian. Yeah, it's because I'm Canadian. So, Leggy, where are you, though? I have to ask this. She's in Scotland.
Speaker: OK, so I don't know. Like I've been watching her comments about the about it being not not the same or it's transactional is what she said was the exact word. I don't I can't speak from there versus right here on. OK, hang on. OK, hang on a minute. OK. Oh, no. I'm going to ask you a question, OK? When you go on a date,
Speaker: with women presumably you have you said you've just come out of the dating scene yeah when you go on a date when you go on a date with a woman do you pay for the date always well okay wait hold on wait wait wait i gotta do with anything wait wait shut up i'm making a fucking point shut up please when you've paid for that date good is there is there an expectation
Speaker: that something will happen with that woman because you've paid for the dates. No, there shouldn't be. Raised properly. I can categorically tell you now that you are the exception and not the rule. I will not allow a man to pay for me if I go on a date because
Speaker: then I feel like there's an expectation that I owe him something. Yeah, obligatory situation. Did you actually have to listen? Right. So hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I actually want a sensible woman in, you know, also in here too. Hold on, hold on. Well, hold on a second, hold on a second. First and foremost, I may be the exception to the rule. And this goes back to you when I was in high school. And Jeff, you are not the exception of the rule, motherfucker. You had 14 boyfriends. I've never, I've never
Speaker: paid for a date and expected anything because things happen. Doesn't mean exactly. We don't talk as individuals. Okay. Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me speak on this real quick. I'm going to make two points here real quick. First and foremost, a like somebody three points. First and foremost, this is another platforms. We're not going to yell and scream at each other.
Speaker: over time with each other. First of all, so second of all, um, I never ever taken any, any, any woman on a date and expected anything. And I fully expect to pay for everything, but to Leahy's point where she said, I don't think me personally, and I'm speaking on the environment and the world we live in today because I'm a little bit old was brought up a little bit differently. Um,
Speaker: There's nothing wrong with the first date, the first date.
Speaker: Dutch, 100 % should be Dutch. I'll pay for mine, you pay for yours. Let's see where it's going to go. Let's see how, if we click, let's see if we... If I may interject for a second. You have heard conversations, I know that you know people, but even on this internet, you have heard conversations, even with your previous co -host saying that, you know, if money's been put out there, there's an expectation in return for that, okay?
Speaker: I'm not speaking out my arse here. If you talk over me one more time, I swear to fucking God. Oh God, she's going to come over here. Oh boy. Calm down. I just think it's funny. I clearly do. Two people in the world could say that. There is a general atmosphere at the moment.
Speaker: Right and you're not in cuz you know, you know, you've got mates that are on the same That you know that do think oh, well if I'm spending money, I deserve something for that, right? Action yep, right. So that's what I meant by transactional. Yep And if I can say let's if I can interject those men that do shit like that and
Speaker: those are the douchebags of the planet let's be honest right but because because because they've ruined it yeah right and i get that and they've ruined it for the good guys and like i said i know chris for you know since you know he barely had hair on his balls
Speaker: Chris and I are not those guys. I don't know Rick and Steve when they were younger. And I don't think Brian was like that. But here's the problem. When a generalized super statement gets made, not saying you're taking that personally, but it's very evident that what I was saying was being taken personally by the people in the panel at the end of the day, if you know that you're not that person, then I'm not referring to you.
Speaker: No, I understood. But that doesn't mean that it's not a well -known phenomenon. I mean, you're sitting there nodding because you know that there are guys, and the majority of guys in this atmosphere are like that. The reason I had originally said something was because I believe wholeheartedly that the clip about women being loved unconditionally is complete fucking bullshit. Women are loved on the condition that they're providing something, whether that's, you know,
Speaker: sex or affection or keeping the house clean, it's not unconditional. In the same way that men aren't loved unconditionally. I agree, men are not. But neither are women. That statement was an untruth.
Speaker: Well, men and women aren't loved unconditionally, not just women. OK, but right. And that's what I had a problem with. And that's not what was said in the clip, though, was it? So what was said in the clip was an untruth. Well, just because Chris Rock says something. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. No, we're just having a conversation. I get that. Shut the fuck up for a minute. You know, I was calm. I didn't want to play. I want to play. I want to play devil's advocate on on Chris Rock's behalf.
Speaker: I believe, and I'm no expert, um, that what he means is, is guys are always, what can you do for me? That's not, that's not true. Exactly. Exactly. And I will throw in the copy.
Speaker: Some men are loved unconditionally, just like some women are. But in the caveat, there are exceptions to the rule. It's a tiki -taki.
Speaker: speaking because you know majority yes like lady you came in here and you said on a majority level because you know like like and Connor's the youngest one on the show you know he he said you know maybe that's an American thing or a new age thing or but he's not heard of that I'm sorry but he was always thought that I've never had any expectations from anything outside of
Speaker: I want to take
Speaker: Well once again though it is it is the same coin different sides And and and there is always going to be an exception to the rule. There's always gonna be That guy, you know you pick take ten guys five of them are expecting sex for a meal five guys are just looking for his company and
Speaker: But the thing is, the danger is though, right, when you've got a woman in the comments who's
Speaker: having a difference of opinion and you've essentially got a room full of guys as an echo chamber and then that woman's been told oh she's high I don't know what I don't know what she's on like that's not fucking cool like I but you only took it from the perspective as a female that's what I'm saying that's the world that I inhabit and we invited mostly women in this because that's the world that I inhabit as a woman
Speaker: but i'm not sitting here saying you're fucking high you're this you're that it's an opinion just because you got pissed off about it doesn't mean shit you just sound like a dickhead is my point okay and i'm fine with that and i'm still talking and you're still talking over me because you can't because you won't let me talk you've attacked me multiple times and you wouldn't let me defend myself okay i was still talking oh okay uh
Speaker: I'm not doing that again because the last time I did that she got all pissed off at me what I was trying to say to you was if you want to have engagement and you think that everybody has the right to an opinion you can't turn around and fucking see someone's hire someone's this or someone stupid because
Speaker: Well, you can, but it makes you look like a fucking dickhead. And that's why I'm drunk. If you want to have a room with men only and you don't want women to engage... We've never said that! No, but by shutting down someone who's trying to... We've never shut you down. You tried to shut me down.
Speaker: how many do i need to look and count how many times we've invited you i got every time who's we it's not your fucking show yes on here i don't have to invite you here we go with more more of the tax again thank you
Speaker: Rick, I do got to say she did say something in the comments and Steven did say, I don't know what she's high on or something to that effect. Basically, he said it multiple times as well. I didn't hear it. I didn't hear it. It's Steven's defense. I wasn't reading the chat because I was playing with memes. I'm not able to defend anybody. I was trying to address them. But first and foremost,
Speaker: I'm just gonna say one thing about this show and this show in particular Women are invited around here anytime, you know, I don't Especially, you know inside it. I've actually invited women on to the men's mental health show lady. I've actually invited you on there And I'm not I'm not here to shut down anybody's opinions you know, I don't want to turn I don't want this to turn into a
Speaker: a yelling and screaming match. I don't want anybody yelling and screaming. And I mean, if it keeps happening, uh, I will, I will be like time out and I'll mute a mic and let Leggy get her opinion out. Let Jarvis get his opinion out. Um, and there's no disrespect. It's just, I don't want this to turn into other platforms. I don't want this to turn into other social things and everybody's opinion is validated at the end of the day. Like you don't have to run away. I want to hear what you want to say.
Speaker: I want to hear what any of the women wants to say. You don't have to run away. I just want everybody to be heard. And, and I don't want everybody yelling and screaming over each other. Jarvis. I miss what Jarvis said. That's all. I think what she said was total bullshit because she only went from one part of the situation and she can come out here and be mad all she wants. Like a politician.
Speaker: But here's the thing. Come back in. Come back in. It's two sides of the coin, like Jeff said.
Speaker: Don't put anything on me I'm just An opinion and this is what she's experienced and her first and foremost none of us guys have experienced a lot of shit too experts We speak on our own personal experiences and this is what she experienced at the end of the day For her this is her truth. This is her. This is her reality and
Speaker: you know, and, and, and, and I think, I know, I think I know Rick well enough that, I mean, Jeff, I know Jeff is like, if I'm buying you dinner, I mean, you know, I mean, at least once have I been like that. He's hoping Doug, you know, but it does matter first and foremost. And I said, all opinions are welcomed here. And so I said, this is not our platforms. This is not other apps. And I will gladly shut everybody's mic down and let somebody can talk and let everybody take turns.
Speaker: the
Speaker: how he meant, but I think that it was perceived as he was shutting it down. Like, no, you're way, you're wrong anyway. But like click just said, she is speaking from her experience. We are speaking from our experiences. And so her opinion of what she's seen is absolutely right.
Speaker: And I encourage women to come on here. I used to yell at Tony. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. If this works, this will be fucking golden because it worked the other night. Watch this.
Speaker: I'm not speaking badly, but I know some of y 'all goofy bastards are watching and you're gonna fucking report back and you're gonna tattletale. So I've had this conversation with Donnie D when he used to say, it's a man show and it's man talk. And I said, no, it's not. It's real talk. It's real conversations. It's having fun and having a good time. I hated, I fucking hated when he said man talk. I hated that shit.
Speaker: because it drove me fucking insane. I encourage a first and foremost, I encourage the ladies in the chat, no matter what the conversation is to be a part of the chat. If we are accepting people to come up here, I encourage you to come up here. And I've even actually encouraged women to come up onto the men's mental health show and be a part of the show.
Speaker: There is somebody very big, somebody very popular that I wanna reach out to. She is an advocate for men's rights. She's an advocate for men's mental health. And I would love to have her on the show. And if you've followed TikTok at all in the last four or five years, you know exactly - I know who you're talking about. She's very controversial, but I know who it is. I love that. I love that chick. I think she's amazing. I think her, she's very,
Speaker: She speaks volumes for men and especially our mental, you know, our mental health and stuff like that. But what I don't want to do is I don't want this show to turn into everybody yelling over everybody. Like, I know you're sore. I know you're tired. I know it's 4 AM there. Don't worry. You're fine. I just, I miss Steven's comments. I didn't hear them. That's on me.
Speaker: We're not, we're not here to attack each other. We're not here to have arguments or, you know, we might have debates or conversations or whatever. Um, but I don't want anybody attacking anybody. I don't want to, it's not a matter of, unless I'm not, I'm not putting you out there on, on point, Steven, I'm not here to have a fucking, a fake fucking fight just for clicks and views. Or I don't want people in here arguing. I mean, we can, we can have conversations.
Speaker: Um, you know, that's not what I want to do. Um, I encourage women to be a part of this show. I encourage the ladies to watch the show. Um, yes, unfortunately we are a panel of men and we are going to speak what we have seen in life, what we have dealt with in life, but me personally, and I'll, and I'll do the best I can to nip anything and everything in the bud and squash it. And, and, and, and, and like I said, if I have to, I'll mute my own motherfucking mic at the end of the day.
Speaker: people to conversate and and get their opinions and their I I I truly didn't hear it. I have not heard Jarvis for a long time, but I'm not gonna I don't want We have enough drama of people that we don't even fucking care about I don't want drama with people that we actually fucking care about at the end of the day
Speaker: I'll be the first one to say I said what I said I'm not gonna Deny what I said but to come in here and only say from one side of the coin So what and she can be mad at me and whatever bullshit she has to do to be okay with that whatever I've invited her on my show She's turned me down saying I don't have enough knowledge and whatever she wants talk about I've heard her talk down to me and
Speaker: We're both adults. We all made fun of you because of the music. I don't care. I don't take this that serious. But at the same time, when you're saying only women feel this way or only men use women, that's bullshit. And I'm going to call someone out for that. But I don't care if they get butt hurt or not. And like I said, first and foremost, I don't care.
Speaker: And I've said this about, and I, and this, and I made this very fucking clear about the men's mental health show. And this is why it took me so long to do a men's mental health. I'm not going to get into an argument with you like, I don't give a, I'm not arguing with anybody. I don't give a fuck about everybody else. The conversations that I want to have and the talks that I want to have.
Speaker: revolves around the people in that chat. Because we can look at statistics, we can look at this, we can look at that, everything else. The Men's Mental Health Show, I want it to be based off of our reality, our lives, what we've gone through. And I'll shut down somebody coming into the chat going, well,
Speaker: Well, the internet says this, the internet says, I'm not that guy. I don't read off the fucking internet. I'm speaking my truth. And that's what I'm saying. Like, and I think that's where a lot of people, when they want to do podcasting and stuff like that, they lose that sensibility and that goes for everybody, you know, and ladies experiences is what she's experienced. Does it happen? Yes, it happens. But also on the flip side of the coin, what we are saying also happens because we have lived it and we've experienced
Speaker: She's lived it. She's experienced. Do I know guys like that? And again, I'm sorry, Jeff, but at the end of the day, you were that guy for that guy in high school. I never went on a date. Three girls in the same cause class at the same time. But I didn't buy anything. Oh, you know, because they weren't just giving it up. So, Steven, aren't you married? Yeah, you don't even know. I agree.
Speaker: what I mean I've dated women before fuck until she has a knife pulled out her from another guy I don't want to fucking hear it no I went on a date with the girl one time and literally had a knife pulled out on me because I wouldn't buy the bitch anything because I asked her I'm like who are you texting found out it was her boyfriend
Speaker: didn't even know this shit. So she can have her opinion come in here and like I said bark bark as much as she did, which she did wouldn't get let me have a turn to say what I wanted to say, which like most people do nowadays because they want to hear their own voice. But like I said, it's a bunch of bullshit at the end of the day. I said what I said. Anyone can agree with it or not agree with it. It's my opinion.
Speaker: Connor said, just, I think that's all any of us have to do. We just have to be respectful of other people's opinions. Exactly. Rather I'm wrong or not. It doesn't matter. And that's why like he was upset. Because of the way you addressed your opinion. You addressed it and you discredited her opinion. And you know, like. Okay. And a lot of people discredit people's opinion. Okay. But yeah, but that's, we've never been like,
Speaker: And I'm not, the only people we've ever discredited was the lurkers at the end of the day. Let's be honest. Do you really have that big of an issue with lurkers? We have a lot of lurkers. Oh, yeah. I'm actually, I'm actually waiting. And that's the thing. I think, I think, I think a certain someone is holding off because I called him out the other night and this son of a bitch popped into the, into the chat, like fucking clockwork.
Speaker: I just don't understand what they're lurking on. Oh, they'd like to talk about us beyond our back. One of those haters because they ain't us things, right? Yeah. We came in hot and it offended yourself and I see you and I get it, but we give no offense and take no offense here. Yeah. Uh, I've been allowed to talk for, wait a minute. Are you attacking me right now? Actually, we haven't been talking for four hours. Thank you.
Speaker: It's Saturday. I'll deal with you later, woman. Sam, come up in here, please. She's not wrong, though. I mean, in this day and age, and I hate to say it, but if you go not necessarily our generation, but you go a few years younger, I'd say probably 30 and lower.
Speaker: of those that are 30 years. And that's the thing. And I don't think a lot of people understand this or realize this lady and I have a very, um, uh, help me out lady. We were talking about this the other day. Help me out. You had, you had miscommunicational beef. Well, we had a, uh, we, we, we have a very, uh, Rocky really, you know, a friendship. It started out.
Speaker: We were fed a narrative. Neither one of us really liked each other. Um, I was told things were being said that weren't being said. I'm the type of guy who's going to come on here and I'm going to speak and I'm going to be very loud and obnoxious and everything like that. But what's the lines of communication lady and I actually created a friendship and we have a friendship now and we talk a lot. I mean, we do talk a lot. We chitchat a lot, you know? Um, and we talk about a lot of different things and,
Speaker: and whatnot. And, you know, watching her, her personally and her, I guess you can say romantic life or whatever, grow and learn and stuff like that. I'm trying not to put too much out there. But, you know, and, you know, we're both growing and learning our route and stuff like that.
Speaker: And we have become very, I think it's safe to say that we have become very good friends. You know, I call her a friend. I, you know, she's somebody that I talk to. Um, so, you know, when I missed, I missed what you said, Steven, and I don't mean to keep going back to that and beating that, that dead ass horse. Um, but at the end of the day, I can tell you anything the internet has to say, I can put up internet memes and I can put up.
Speaker: internet this or internet that or local news, this or local this. And this is, and this is, this is another reason that we're not liked as nonsensical. Oh, I like to say we're not liked, but I mean, uh, 20 ,000 plus listens say differently. But, but we, we, we are willing to have the tough conversations and we are willing to, to, to, to, to, to fucking break shit down and not do it. I don't care if nobody's watching. I don't care if nobody's listening.
Speaker: At the end of the day, as long as we can have a conversation and, and, and get shit out there. So yeah, as a whole, what Chris Rock is speaking on is relationships. What Chris Rock was speaking on was any relationship in a marriage. That's what he was speaking on. As far as the dating game goes. Yes. I have a hole in the ball game.
Speaker: It's a goddamn nightmare for both men and women. Jarvis, you are very fortunate enough that you have found your, your partner and you are married and, you know, and things are going good for you. And Jeff is in the same situation. And, you know, Brian, I don't even know what the hell is going on in Brian's world. I think he's given up on the whole dating thing. He's just enjoying his fucking barbecue. He's in the guys. It's okay. Yeah.
Speaker: You know, and Rick has finally found himself a good woman. And I mean, a woman that this man and we had this kind of. Rick, I hope you don't mind if it's out there, but Rick found himself a good fucking woman. I'm his fucking friend. I had no idea. I thought the man was still single. You know, I kind of checked out a while back just because like just up and downs and then plus like
Speaker: I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of times though, it's like, you know, you're trying to have like a good conversation and trying to have a good time. But the moment they whip out their cell phone and everything, I already know it's over. Like dates over. You need to adjust your chloroform formula. It'll be fine.
Speaker: Oh, there we go. That's how it happened in high school, Glick. There you go. He answered your question. That's how I did it. But also, I mean, it's just like I'm wanting to have a good time.
Speaker: Next you know, it's like, okay, well, uh, where are we going to eat and all this stuff? I'm like, just just casual, you know, just, just casual, whatever. But I'm not taking you out to no fancy dinner. Not until I know like it goes, it progresses further, but you know, I like to go to like, I mean, or cheesecake factory.
Speaker: Yeah, and I'm sorry if she's not okay to go to one of those places you shouldn't be dating her in the first place I'm not going some five -star restaurant dropping a grand If I don't know you I mean but but it also to like most like soon as I start talking to him like oh So what do you do for a living like right out the gate? I'm going okay Well, I already know you know to me in my mind. I'm like, okay, there's an agenda well
Speaker: That's not fair once again playing devil's advocate. That's not fair. That's that's a getting to know you part, you know Yeah, but I can I I can understand that like 30 minutes to an hour later But like just right out the gate like after you just know because that's the first thing I ask of So what do you do? What do you do for a living because let's be honest 90 % of your time Most for most people is work doomed by your job. Yeah
Speaker: Yeah, so so what do you do for a living? Because how much? Yeah, exactly. So so if, if you do become a couple, and you're dating, when you come home and bitch about your work, she can have some knowledge about it. Yeah.
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: That that right there it just to me in my opinion it That's what I'm just like. Whoa. Wait a minute. Hold on now 30 minutes to an hour later in the discussion or whatever Then it's like, okay. Yeah, I have no problem Disclosing what I do for a living. But then again If I do like do like oh that because they like you tell them what you do for a living They're like, oh, well he probably makes about on average about 45 to 47 a year That's not gonna work
Speaker: I don't know. And that's the other. Well, I know. But that's that's why you need to judge their reaction to what you do. But even then, once again, if I ask someone, if I ask a girl, what do you do? And she says, I work at fucking McDonald's like, hey, what are you going to do? You're going to bitch about McDonald's a lot. Or you're going to give me some fucking excellent dessert when I get fucking home.
Speaker: I disagree with the whole, what do you do thing? But I have to go with Brian on the cell phone thing. And this goes both sides. I agree with that. Because guys will put a cell phone down for two hours and blow off six other girls they're talking to for one day. But women are just as guilty. I mean, it's a product of the information and technology era that we live in with social media and everything like that.
Speaker: and this is what you have literally the entire world and the entire population at your fingertips is you have the ability to and this goes for men and for women you have the ability to pick and choose
Speaker: who is going to consume your time. So you find somebody of the six that you're talking to who you think might consume your time for a good two hours while you go for a meal, right? The meal's not going well. You pick up your cell phone to let one of the others who you have not had that opportunity with know, Hey, I'm still around. I'm going to be back in about an hour to be in general conversation with you yet again. And that's the, that's the technology era because it's not like
Speaker: when we were growing up or when our parents were growing up where you met somebody, you went on a date with one person because you hadn't met seven other people that same freaking week. Yeah, but I mean, but yeah, I mean, and also, too, it's like I'm putting a lot of my like my time and energy. But the guy and as the women are, Brian, I hate to say it where. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, but yeah, I mean, and like I said, like in my opinion, but I just think that
Speaker: now with the social media and technology and all this. It's like, you know, it's just the attention span of both parties has shrunk. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Cause I mean, that's what I'm saying. Like, yeah. Like, Hey, this, you know, like it could be at a festival or something like, wow, this is pretty cool. I mean, they got this, this, what do you think? And then they're like, yeah, it's cool at all. But then all of a sudden, just like the phone would go like,
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. That's what yeah. Yeah, unfortunately for for both men and women that that is the cold hard truth. It's what I call. It's what I call the throwaway generation. If it if it's broke but mendable, we don't care. We're not going to put the time in to fix it. We'll just toss it and find the next one.
Speaker: because this whole generation, this whole world has become disposable to everyone because you can literally move on to the next thing every single time you don't get your way or something doesn't go the way you expect it to. You can just move on to the next one and move on to the next one. Yeah. I mean, it's just like, it's kind of,
Speaker: complex. Now it's like what can be interesting to actually keep her attention. That's the challenge. Well, no, but here's the thing. Here's the thing. If somebody with with, you know, okay, if you get up to go to the bathroom, and they're playing on their phone, that's one thing. But if you're having a conversation, they pick a phone mid midway cut through conversation. Yeah, I'm out.
Speaker: I got a scope yeah and then that I understand and and I'm sorry but that's a respecting that's a learned learned trait like if if Chris and I are sitting across from each other as friends and he and I are having a conversation he picks up his phone yeah he's not a friend anymore yeah I'm like that's an asshole is that all it takes yeah this motherfucking this motherfucker I have a conversation before the show and he's
Speaker: man. I wish I'd have known that 26 years ago. We didn't have phones. We didn't have phones. But but also, I mean, like, I mean, if I'm putting like a lot of time and effort into you, like, give me some type of like, give me some type of appreciation. Well, and I think that that comes down to one simple fact is I gotta say, I gotta say one thing and I know you're you're kinda you're kinda dance, you know, you're you're playing your point of view. Um
Speaker: We, we, we have to stop saying, shut up, Alyssa. Dinosaurs. And I know you're speaking to your point of view. It's not her. It's, it's, it's a situational thing where it happens to both men and women, you know, and, and, and, and, you know, trial and error, man. And I think, I know, I know I've gone through it.
Speaker: I know Rick has gone through it. Uh, Brian, I'm assuming you've gone through it and I'm assuming Leggy has gone through it. And I don't know what Sam's relationship situation is. Um, but I'm sure she's gone through it as well. If she's a single lady dating or whatever, it's the next best thing. Yep. I mean, I literally, I literally, you guys, you guys have watched on this show. You guys have watched on this fucking show.
Speaker: my last three relationships. You've watched the show. You watched them to the point where I said I was adamant as a motherfucker. And Rick can attest to this because he was around on TikTok shortly after my ex -wife and I split up. I said, I'm never getting married again. I'm not doing it. You know, I said, I told myself a long time ago, I would only do it one time and one time only. And it is what it is.
Speaker: I don't want to do it. I don't want to be that guy who's been married six fucking times. My dad was married four times. My mom was married four times. Like I don't want to be that guy. And then I literally put three years into a relationship with somebody who was just in a relationship to be in a relationship for, for, for people to, to, to like and comment and, and, and, and, and gain followers.
Speaker: and literally within a month or so of me proposing to her after I said I would never get married again. I never wanted to be married again. She was fucking one of her goddamn customers. That's what you get stupid for trying to get married again. That's what I get stupid. And
Speaker: And I ignored all the red flags. It is what it is. But there's women out there who have gone through the same situation. Absolutely. So I'm getting ready to check out for the night, but I want to address something that Brian literally just said.
Speaker: He used the word appreciate. And this is something that is wrong with dating nowadays and relationships nowadays. Everybody goes into every situation, not just for any situation, looking for instant gratuity for something done.
Speaker: Nobody is willing to put in the extra work or the long -term work, and I shouldn't say nobody, but the vast majority of the population is not willing to put in more work than they deem necessary because they feel like they should get that instant appreciation, that instant gratuity for whatever they did do.
Speaker: If I got a raise every time one of my customers called in and said, Oh man, Rick did a great job today with what he did at work. I did. I'd have capped out already. I didn't cap.
Speaker: Yeah. But so that's not the case. So chasing that instant gratuity and that instant appreciation is probably 80 % of what's wrong. And when you don't get it, when you don't get that, that's when you start looking past it to the next one. That's going to give you that instant appreciation and then think your duty and I'm not taking a shot at you, Brian. It was just the way that you phrased it. You use that word. Understood.
Speaker: I mean, at the end of the day, my ex fiance, she started sleeping with her customer because he bought her coffee. Yeah. I mean.
Speaker: And it don't matter how many times that I tried to send her food or send her lunch or send her flowers or send her a cup of coffee. She she she declined it. And then I would send it. And then she was like, I'm not drinking this coffee. I'm like, the fuck? Like she don't make no sense to me. But this asshole brings coffee into the store and you're fucking banging him in the dressing room. That's why you lost your job. You dirty whore. I'm sorry. Never mind. Let's not go dragging that one around.
Speaker: Anyways, and then you dragged me on social media. Well, that was nice to you. All right. I will, I left that with the opinion on everything. Again, my opinion, I'm entitled to it. If you don't like it, you still had to listen to it. Thank you. Before you check out, man, uh, you're, let me know you can message me and I'll send you a link. You're welcome. Anytime on Monday night, you know, you know, obviously.
Speaker: I might put this out there. It is a men's mental health show. Obviously I want other men to come on the show and be a part of the show, but ladies, you are welcomed as well. Uh, we definitely want you guys in the comments on Monday nights. We want you guys sharing your thoughts and your opinions as well. But you know, it is a men's mental health show. So we are speaking on what we've, we've personally been through, not societal.
Speaker: bullshit. Yeah, and bullshit. We're speaking on our or what we read on the internet. Let's be honest. Yeah. But what's up to you, brother?
Speaker: Gosh, it's been real. Hasn't really been real fun, but we'll get through this. Sorry, Rick. I'm sorry. So I'll see your thing on Monday when you go live. If I'm available, I will let you know and I will gladly come on a chitchat. I'll shoot you a link. Absolutely. All right, guys, y 'all have a good night and go. Go on, buddy. Go Texans.
Speaker: dating for dummies. Okay. That's why I'm glad my date and days are long over. Yeah. Like I said, you know, I, everybody's opinions are, are welcome. They're validated. Um, I don't want it. And I got to pick on you a little bit Jarvis. I missed them. I saw me. Yeah. Okay. So I'll go in. I'll go into this more Monday, but Jeff kind of knows where I'm at right now, mentally and stuff like that.
Speaker: I put Jeff on high alert last week. Jesus Christ. But I didn't talk to him. I didn't talk to him. Dude, I spent the entire weekend going, what the fuck? It was like it was like Wednesday afternoon or Wednesday morning or something. Yeah. Yeah. Wednesday morning. I call you Wednesday morning. We talk, you know, for like, I don't know, 40 hours. Yeah. Yeah, it was a couple of hours. And then, you know, Sam, I was at work.
Speaker: But I fucking I got done with that and I was like well shit Right now, you know, I'm not you know, I'm not You guys are gonna apologize me. I'm fucking scatter bring your shit right now You know Against even I'm not I'm not I'm not picking on you
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't want, I don't want anybody to be discredited or shit on or anything like that because of their opinions. Everybody's opinions are welcome. It was a little bit more serious for a Saturday night. It has been a little bit more serious for a Saturday night than normal, uh, which is fine.
Speaker: I'm trying to keep it light with memes and stuff, but this is this is this is why we have over 20 ,000 listens because At the end of the day nonsensical nonsense is the greatest podcast on the planet at the end of the day we we've got awesome Listeners, we've got awesome people in the chatters box. We've got awesome people on the show with us and
Speaker: To be honest let's be honest some of the co -hosts on here not gonna point any fingers Just gonna say some of the co -hosts are kind of dicks, but you know Wait sorry I missed what he said Right there buddy, but no I I
Speaker: like i said i dropped him down for what i for what i said good bad or otherwise but like i've said and i said that i dropped him down and you know what maybe maybe i shouldn't have said she was high i i apologize for that i know she probably won't accept it whatever not my first rodeo with people nowadays
Speaker: But that's the thing. Well, here's here's this thing. Here's the thing. And I'm going to once again, devil's advocate. I love playing devil's advocate because I can see both sides. You're good at that. I think the the issue is is Chris and I've known Leggy for what, three years now? Where you don't know her. Yeah, where where you don't.
Speaker: So, so like Chris and I could take the piss on like all day. Oh, no, she won't get upset. Well, I can. I can. I tried very lightly. I know I'm going to do that. I'm not going to. But what? And I get that. But it comes down to it. After a while, like, like day one when Chris and I met.
Speaker: We didn't pick on each other like we do now. 25 years later, we both realized we're joking. Day one, we did day two. I wanted to smash him in the head with a brick. Yeah, and see where that worked out. You had to squat down and do it, huh? Yeah, I mean, to be honest, Brian,
Speaker: I think it was just too much work for me to like get down and and come on. Hey, let's be honest. I was in high school like, I mean, what's the matter? And Jeff was like a like a like a golden retriever and he was like, oh, and I'm like, oh my god, he's retarded and cute. I probably shouldn't hit him in the face of the brick.
Speaker: Let me let me just pick him up and love him. And you know, I was loving him. I was like, you know, I could cradle him and take a pillow and put it over his **** No, no, no. Yeah, I mean, I mean, I mean, you know, the brick one. I'm sorry. It didn't. I wish the brick immediately went like, ouch. And I wish the brick would have won, Alyssa.
Speaker: I mean, it's a lot of trial and error, though. I mean, I'm still optimistic, but it's just lately, last few times, just kind of like, really? We're out here. We're out here. And then all of a sudden, you're just like, let me get a check. What's on my face? Look at all that. I'm just like, all right, well, thank you for your time. When I go on dates, my phone stays in my pocket. I agree.
Speaker: Obviously, I'm not dating, but that's the sensible thing to do when you're on a date, am I wrong? Well, I mean, my ex -girlfriend... Or put it on silent and shove it in the pocket. Leave it in the fucking car. Well, maybe not in the car. Yeah, my ex -girlfriend and Jeff knows this. Like, you know... I don't know. It's gonna sound like I'm shitting on her, but I'm not. But I mean, like...
Speaker: I will shoot. She was cool. Shit. My actual friend shoot a cool shit. Like, you know, but it was like, you're gonna get mad at me for doing the show just because somebody comments in the chat and we acknowledge them. But meanwhile, you got.
Speaker: You got your Snapchat on your on your tiktok and you're still accepting all these Uh friend requests from snapchat you're all over instagram liking all these other dudes. You're you're accepting all these friends You know, you got a private instagram. So you're accepting all these fucking random dudes They you know, you know to be your for your friends and then there's one person
Speaker: Out of the countless people you know the countless people just because they would comment on the show or they would comment on a TikTok video that I was I was Unfollowing or or or or blocking for that matter, but you're entertaining all these cats and then like the shit don't make no damn sense like why am I all this for you, but then you're entertaining and still allowing the shit on your end and
Speaker: So it was, it was, it was rules for the, but not for me. Yeah. So it was like, all right, well, so, so like, like then, and then, and then we, we, we, we had a conversation and we broke up and then she got mad at me because I started talking to somebody else. And I'm like, yo, like, well, you know, and here's my thing, here's my thing, but then how you will get mad at me when I start talking to somebody else at the end of the day. And I was talking to a few different people. And then she would get mad at me because you know,
Speaker: before Nikki and I got together, she won't get mad at me because, you know, I had a couple dates, like what the hell? Like, I mean, if, if you want to roster, you can have a roster. I mean, but I'll be on your roster, but it's the same time. If I'm going to be on your roster, you're going to be on my roster at the end of the day. Well, and I think that probably people like that. And this is me.
Speaker: totally take a shit on that. Those people are not happy, no matter what. No, there's nothing you can do. And they won't realize it until they're 60 and still alone. I mean, I'm not a perfect man anymore because I'm doing the best of my ability. Yeah, like, you know, like Nikki and I, I mean,
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, Nikki and I met before I met my ex girlfriend and and the problem was as we were having the conversations about, you know, quote unquote, the roster and and the fucked up thing was as we both started catching feelings and then I ghosted her and I mean, it was literally almost a year later and she popped back up and I was like, yo, and then she had a boyfriend and it was like, yeah, I ain't doing all this shit if you got a man, you know, like,
Speaker: the the
Speaker: like a year and a half ago, like I got reacquainted with a girl that I had a crush on since high school. And the last time we spoke was like 2017 or something like that. And it was just like, okay, she's single. I'm single. She's going through a rough patch. I'm going through a rough patch. And the thing was like, she was
Speaker: the the
Speaker: And then, um, and then when I, she was asking me my, what is my opinion on religion? I gave it to her. She's like, yeah, that's fair. And then next time she ghosted me. And then it went to like a year and a half later, or like, like I said, I gotta reacquainted with her a year and a half, a year and a half ago. And she's still like going through this, going through that. I'm like, okay, well, she's single. I'm single. I'd say, well, let's just meet up.
Speaker: because it was awkward because she was a waitress at a bar and grill that I frequent every now and then. And so I just said like, Hey, let's just meet up. Let's just get to know each other again, because it's always been a hit and a miss. And she's like, yeah, that sounds great. Yeah. Like she gave me, like, she goes, yeah, your number is still this number. She had me block with it. She unblocked number still 911. But, um, but, uh,
Speaker: the the the the the the the the
Speaker: And fuck Avengers MC. What did I what did I say? Yeah. Welcome to Ohio, Mother Avengers. I'm saying I wish a mother. Oh, my God. That is like the weakest club ever. Do they think they're fucking goofy? That's like when you try and come up with a nickname that sounds like the Hell's Angels, but it's like, dude, it's not. Yeah, they're a fucking bunch. They're a bunch of fucking weird rainbow warriors, the Avengers. And I know you guys.
Speaker: in fucking Lancaster at the end of the day. I could see the initials beyond their patches AMC. What? Your American Motor Company? Yeah. American Motorcycle. Boom. No, no, no. That's the thing, Brian. I mean, you're like, you never know, like.
Speaker: When you reconnect with somebody you just don't know which way it's gonna go Yeah, and and so so she was in agreement to it. I said yeah, you know and I'd say what are your days off? She told me what her day off was I said, okay cool I'm free in the evenings. Let's just meet on this day. I was like, yeah, we meet up at 7 o 'clock at this one place You know, just have just have a dinner and she's like, alright great cool. So I'm like, okay way day of
Speaker: she then she then text me like I get there I get to the place like 30 minutes early and everything and I'm just like waiting and waiting and I'm just kind of going like well I don't wanna buzzer to see where she's at so I'm like I'm just gonna wait she like text me three hours later saying I'm so sorry I overslept blah blah blah blah just can we reschedule all right yeah sure oh yeah sure no problem
Speaker: And I was like, you just let me know when you want to meet up and we'll meet up. And she goes, okay, great. How about Saturday? Sure. No problem. Around what time? I'm like being cool in court. I'm like, okay, cool. And then next thing you know, it was like, she flakes on me again. And then I'm like, damn. And I'm like, okay. So now I'm getting annoyed. I'm like,
Speaker: And then at the third time, when she flaked on me again, I said, look, all I wanted to do is get to know you, get reacquainted with you because we've had, it's been like a yo -yo kind of deal. What's up. And I asked her straight up, what's up. I just wanted to reconnect with you, get to know you again, because I only know what I knew of you. And you only know of me of what I was. So it's like, what, like, where's the, I'm like, I'm trying to understand the disconnect here. Hmm.
Speaker: So then after that, it was just like, well, she was just kind of giving me like this weird story. And I'm just like, I'm not buying it. Hey, hit her with the deuces, man. You hit her with the mic. It's like, you've known me since 96 and you can't be, you can't be truthful with me. Class of 90, man. What the fuck?
Speaker: I mean, it's like the age old thing of when a girl falls for you in high school and they wait until you're married and be like, Oh, I had the biggest crush on you and yada, yada. That's why I say what I say. And like I said, I don't know. They get a fucking offended. I don't care. No, one of my closest friends, we were we were tight as shit in high school. My dumb ass never realized that.
Speaker: she actually had a crush on me or anything like that. Well, it comes down to girls. She's playing for the other team. And, and you know, I'm not, you know, like I'm still doing my thing, but it was like, you know, maybe, maybe it was best that, you know, things didn't, didn't work out the way that
Speaker: You know, and I had a crush on her too, but I never thought that I was even in her wheelhouse. And now it's like, now it's like, you know, maybe things didn't work out the way, the way that we thought they would have. And it's better that way. She, she, she's one of my best friends. I adore her and, and, and, and, you know, um, you know, and I got a little bit low for her, but at the end of the day, it was just.
Speaker: Oh, we were not ever meant to be together. You know, we were supposed to be where we are and we chitchat and you know, and it's one of the, she's one of those girls that I can be like, Hey, you're, you know, she just sent me, she can, you know, be like, Oh, you know, I gotta work out. I'm getting in a few pounds. I'm like, why are you worried about it? You're gorgeous. Or I can be like, I feel like a fucking asshole today. She's like, shut up. You're, you're one of the best looking guys I know.
Speaker: You know what I mean? At the end of the day. Aw, that's cute. She lies to you. Shut up, chef. If it doesn't lie to me, you're mom. You want to talk about somebody you could get. Don't talk about my mom. You know I'm a stench, you son of a bitch. I mean, I'm not at all perfect by any means, but it's like, shit, that's my ability. Like, what the hell? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: you took a shot man at the end of the day you took a shot and you know you were I don't know I mean it almost kind of sounds like neither one of you were really feeling it but you were trying to take more of a shot than she was at the end of the day but you were shooting your shot there's nothing wrong with that bro yeah just one hundred percent of the shots you don't take
Speaker: Exactly. But like I said earlier, my thing was behind Michael Jordan emoji was the whole, when you take a woman out on a date, sex.
Speaker: that's bullshit most guys nowadays yes i will agree with that because most guys nowadays under fucking 30 or that were born in the 2000s era are fucking they're horn dogs they've probably had a kid when they were 16 or 15 and fucking high school i'm hey i resemble that remark
Speaker: Sorry, sorry, Jeff. Sorry, but I mean, but, but, but, I mean, but yeah, it's, it's just like now and today, I mean, everybody's talking about having high body counts and everybody's just trying to just chalk it up and just, and I, you know, hold on one second before Jeff says, give me a time out here. One, give me one time out and let me speak. Joe Flacco timeout on the field.
Speaker: Joe flack out time out. Let me I gotta take a nap.
Speaker: I got it. I got it. Passport, motherfucker. I'll find you. I'll find you. I'll send you my address, boy. Brian, if you go to Karen, Karen, I will I will send you his location. As long as it happens on a Wednesday or Wednesday. I'll just give you my address. We can do it live on the short. Yeah. I'll send you his location.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: That could be our first pay -per -view right there You know what Jeff would probably do if I ever do like I ever do do that I'm like, where's this motherfucker? Where's the motherfucker? He was like, hey man, my wife made tacos like yourself six hours
Speaker: I got tacos and more delos. Yeah, we got tacos and don't, you know, we, we met online, we met on tiktok. Uh, you know, we chitchatted for a month or so before I ghosted her.
Speaker: and and then she popped up in my life one night and We chitchat it for a couple months and you know, we were snapchat and then talking to each other and da da da da da and and it was like You know, she broke up with her boyfriend and That fucking douchebag was feeling some sort of way and
Speaker: But it was like, all right, so let's meet halfway. Let's finally meet. Let's see if there's a connection. Let's see what the deal is. And maybe the type of guy I am, I'm like, you know what? No, I ain't going to make her drive. And she was working. And she's a bartender. And I was like, I'm not going to make her drive an hour and a half after she has done working at a bar.
Speaker: You know, she gets off at 1AM, whatever the case may be. I'm not going to make her drop. I'm going to, I'm going to drive my happy ass the full three hours. I'm going to get a hotel room, you know, five minutes down the road and I'm going to surprise her. Was I hesitant? Was I weary? Was I uncertain? Absolutely. I mean, I had a lot of things going through my mind. I mean,
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: Not Japanese. Oh, no. That's not creepy. Romantic. You're a piece of shit. So that's the fact that I drove. God damn it. That's a waste of beer. It was only like less than a quarter of a beer. Yeah, it was just on top of that. I'm really glad that container is closed. It's all my clothes.
Speaker: You know, it's it's. Ooh, shit. Fixing trouble. He ain't going to be a champ no longer. And I drove three hours for a regular switch to me instead of driving an hour and a half and making you drive an hour and a half after you close the bar. Crazy. No, not at all. Exactly. It was a surprise. It was a surprise. You're lucky you didn't get. I get raised.
Speaker: She didn't get me drunk and take advantage as my longest friend as my longest relationship Jeffrey
Speaker: Have you ever turned down a free beer? No. You're cheap ass? No. When the Cudad 60s bartender has given me free beer all night. There's two kinds of beer. There's two kinds of beer. Chris will never turn down cold and free. She kept serving me free cold beer. And then she took me back to my hotel room that night and took advantage of me.
Speaker: She got I don't think that's how that went. She got me drunk and took advantage of me. You went on and she fell asleep and forgot to sneak out in the morning. I get it. Yeah. Well, she didn't sneak out because my car was still at my one. She didn't get that. See.
Speaker: get me drunk, but she had to drive my car back to the hotel room. She wanted to see what she was getting into before, you know, she wanted to be with you. Oh, yeah, you got to. Yeah, you don't buy a car. You don't buy a car without test. It's like an equinox, I guess. Oh, yeah, that night. Yes, we was all any boyfriend, girlfriend.
Speaker: Yeah, she had to see if she had to see if all the parts were still working, you know I guess I could bend a little bit The parts have never not worked And I quote I don't think he likes me
Speaker: I leave the toilet seat up for him. So so when you when you and your significant others started dating. Where was the very first place you took her at a restaurant? We had.
Speaker: Same place I take every date. I'll guard it. Three first dates. Our first date in public was North Park Lounge. North Park Lounge. Yeah, they had like about 20 dates in public. I love the caveat in public. We get it, Nikki. We get it. You didn't want to be seen in public with a Sasquatch. We did. So earlier we were having a discussion and she can validate this for what I said. I don't need Jeff to validate this as well.
Speaker: that you missed it. Oh, wow. That you missed it. When we started dating. Yes. Did you ever feel like or did you ever have the impression that I was only going to take you out and pay for whatever as long as you had sex with me? No. No, because she was like, I'm going to **** the hell out of this man whether he likes it or not. I was going to say. She had the core for her in her back pocket. Again, again.
Speaker: We had gotten that hotel because I was here and here and it was in the middle of the two clinics that I worked at. And we door dash and ate smokey bones in bed watching TV. We already had sex at that point. Hashtag 25 baby. Hashtag 25. Oh God.
Speaker: Steven, you've never even given your wife hashtag one, let alone 25. Hey, at least I can admit it though. Last time to our first date in public, we went to North Park Lounge, we watched the Steelers game and I said, fuck it, call off and just come to my house. At least with my wife, she doesn't tell me, here, put this on.
Speaker: Like Nicki tells you to put something on. I mean, I look sexy when I put it on. That's you once again explaining the joke. Just shut the fuck up, Jeff. OK, you know what? Fuck you. I mean, if you look good when you wear it, I mean, I have no idea. Service. Apparently you tell me, what am I putting on, Jarvis? I don't like like mail is right. Am I putting on an extension? I think it meant like a like a bag.
Speaker: Yeah. You know what I did? My fiance, she's blind. She still has 475 pairs of glasses. I have 475 pairs of glasses because I worked in optical for eight and a half years. She's blind. And I can't see out of half of them because they were freelancing. She tells me I'm handsome.
Speaker: But she's blind and she don't know. I'm not. I mean, mostly I. I mean, my wife's blind. I mean, she may. I'm going to go back to that last door dash and play with puppies. I don't know. There were two doodly looking ones at a corgi puppy and some big furry thing. And I was just going to put them all in a car. Speaking of animals. Yeah, you guys know how she wants fucking house cows.
Speaker: Okay, you know what Jeff go fuck off You know what Jeff I'm offended by what you think of me, okay I'm offended and you know what you're a prick for it. Okay. I love that you care First and foremost, she will let me have honors
Speaker: I did. What's wrong with an otter? Yeah. Keep it in a fucking bathtub. That'd be awesome. Otters. Well, she also was trying to rescue lobsters from red lobsters. I'm an otter. Yeah, you are. I named him Larry. Chris is a bear. I'm an otter. For the doorknob. She found three lobsters at Red Lobster the other night. She named them Larry, Curly, and Moe. And then I was laying in bed watching all the
Speaker: because it's all our news flash ladies and gentlemen for anybody who thinks I'm on some bullshit the nonsensical nonsense instagram page when I scroll through the algorithm it's all otters and pits and pimples that's all it is it hears us talking about it so I want I want two otters and I want and I want two otters and I want to name them Otterdys and Otterdak
Speaker: She said no. I don't know what you're doing. Otter Dis and Otter Dat. No, Otter Dis and Otter Dat. I Otter do Dis, but I should Otter do Dat. Dat. God, and they give a little shit for being with me. Yeah, no. Nikki, we're sorry. No originality whatsoever. You know what? You should go back to Mexico, Brian.
Speaker: Shit, might as well. My money will last longer. Let me tell you, it does. My money will last longer in Mexico. Shit, why not? I don't have a passport. I should put you on the trebuchet and send you to Mexico. And besides, I can operate a forklift. I can find a forklift operating job out there and just be fine. Yeah, I mean, I can operate the forklift. I can operate the clamp. So yeah, I'll work at some warehouse and be like, all right, let's do it.
Speaker: Let's fucking rock it out, man. I don't know. I want otters. Otters are adorable. Hey, you're the only guy that's not tired. Everybody's so tired, but not you. You white guy. You must be, even though you're half gringo, but yeah, you keep going. Everyone's all tired. Mexican bro. Stop it. Calm down, Pikachu. All right. Hang on.
Speaker: Hang on. I'm going to explain this to Glick in his own native tongue. Oh, goddamn Sasquatch. Yeah. Are you mad because one of your relatives made the guy go to the universe far, far away? That's caveman, not Sasquatch. Evolution cousins. I hate all of you. But do yourself.
Speaker: I hate Brian, I hate Jeff, and I hate Jera Vichy. What not? OK. OK, everyone.
Speaker: send me that okay okay so that glick and jeff can get off my ass about this i am sorry everyone i am sorry for what i said what are you sorry about dude it's all right dude sorry about it i'm controversial okay no no no no no no no hold on
Speaker: here. Just stop. I literally just turned my camera back on. I was about to take my pants off and go take a piss because it's built the year all over my fucking pants. And I'm sitting here. That's why you're making your pants for everyone. Jarvis. You're about as controversial as my, my kitty. controversial as a goddamn care bear. Yeah.
Speaker: You don't know nothing about being controversial. You don't know nothing about around about raising an eyebrow. As two guys going on three years broke and we say and do the most random crazy ass. Just unethical bullshit that you'll ever come across in your life. You know, nothing about controversy. You say the sky is blue. However,
Speaker: Oh, but you know, there will be a person in the comments that'll be like, oh, you're wrong. The sky is green. And then I'll be like, you're a fucking idiot. No, come on here and be like, this guy is green. I've no testing. They're doing this and that. And I mean, we like we have fun with.
Speaker: racial jokes and racial comedy and transgender, like the LG, like, and I'm an ally of the LGBTQ. Like, like, I don't like these. Okay, we get it. But I still attack them. I still make fun of them. I still joke with them. I make fun of them. Oh, this motherfucker.
Speaker: I love you and I love what you do. You're like, you're like, um, like a pancake on Sunday morning. You're a safe bet.
Speaker: chicken tenders. Yeah. You're like a chicken tender. When you go to, when you, when you, when you go to be dubs, that's given too much credit. I love what you do. And I love that, that, you know, you, you, you want to, you want to dance around that world, but he works part time in a daycare, being a bouncer.
Speaker: Yeah. And there's a big difference. You know what? And he should be your pancake, Alyssa. He should be your. Oh, my God. Shut the fuck. He should be your pancake. Strawberry shortcake angel cake. Jeff, Jeff, you got to send me that. You got to send me that. I got I'm going to put that up. I like that. I like that. I want to put that up on my fucking I want to put that as my profile.
Speaker: But no, no, OK, from now on, you change the name of my podcast. It's the podcast now.
Speaker: Yeah. All you did tonight was, well, all you did tonight was, was like, I'm sending this to you. Send it to Steve. I will. All you, all you did tonight was you, you, you, you, you, you, I let the fuse. I let the, you, you, you practice click, man. You, you, you, you went on unfiltered and, and, and, and you, and you dived into a world that you weren't ready for, which is nothing wrong with that. And that's okay. You, you, you said, fuck my filter. I'm just going to be like,
Speaker: It is what it is. I'm going to say what I want to say, which is cool. But, you know, as far as and don't change, like, don't, don't, don't try to be like, don't try to be Joe Rogan or Howard Stern, because what you do is great. And at the end of the day, what you do is great. You know, I love your show. And if nobody else loves your show, then fuck them because they're not the champ at the end of the day.
Speaker: You know, you know, much like much like, you know, much like just enjoy the click grub at the end of the day.
Speaker: So, so everyone now that you've heard this from the champ, I'm officially ending my podcast. Um, when someone literally says they love what I do from the champ. Yeah. Well, I, I've literally podcast because he's now a member of this podcast. Let's be honest. Don't know. It's like your video. Yeah. I mean, you can in your podcast because you want to join a better podcast. That's cool.
Speaker: I don't think
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Well, yeah, it's adapting but still what I'm getting at with the kicks is that he's worried about the man that does one kick 10 ,000 times because the guy has honed in and sharpened and got better and better and better at his skill. Jarvis isn't controversial. Jarvis does. What was that? What was your one show? How many views have you got on that one show? Which one?
Speaker: the one the one show that had the most views what was that the chef
Speaker: I did not share that episode until after you got all those views. Dude, I didn't, I could not believe, but then at the same time, Richard Rountree had just died. That's why I think that got the most. Now, if I would have done like Salem's lot or Starsky and Hutch when David just passed away, that probably would have done good too. They got any boxes on it? Jarvis, just, just.
Speaker: dude i want to use that for the promo i want to use that for the promo to me and glix match oh i don't even give a shit if i get beat in a second i want to use that i fucking hate you jeff i want another divorce jeff keep fucking around you'll all find out
Speaker: But no, in all seriousness, this is Steven being serious, like I do apologize for how I said what I said. Hold on, I gotta find it.
Speaker: Really, you're still fucking ordering Taco Bell. Oh, I'll take the number nine. The next competes with to Taco Supreme, please. Go to Taco John's. Do not wait. What do you say? Go to Taco John's. I'll have a taco John's. Go to White Castle, then. But for Taco Bell, I'll take the number nine combo, the Mexican chocolate cream and root beer and a little bit of churros on the side.
Speaker: I'm not mad at the churros three three of them burrito things the rice and bean and go into the like the thing where you can and take that Jalapeno cheese. This is the part of the show where we listen to their order Yeah, I would like to I would like to know fucking pants on
Speaker: Part of the show where we hear about an order no pants on and spilt. He's got no pants on I'm waiting for the No, no, it'd be more like wait, what are you trying to show me click? See night. Oh, yeah Is that a real thing now you want to listen to me
Speaker: Is that a real thing? It probably is, Jeff. It is. I wouldn't know. I don't suck dick, so I don't know. Alyssa, there's nothing wrong with Taco Bell. Taco Bell? There's a lot of things are wrong with Taco Bell. Dude. Especially when it enters Taco Bell.
Speaker: No. You can't see Jeff right now. Authentic Jeff. Authentic Mexican food. See that's what I thought when I was a kid growing up in the hood. I thought Taco Bell was like real Mexican food.
Speaker: is the first one
Speaker: And then later in the years and then in the early 90s, then we had Taco Cabana and Taco Cabana was Tex -Mex. And I thought that was real food. And then when I met one of my other best friends, we were living in a little we were living in the barrio and he introduced me to a taqueria. And I never looked back since. Hey, Brian, tell me. Yeah, get some horchata. Get some. Tell me you're Mexican without telling me you're Mexican. I lived in a barrio. You fucking Mexican, bro.
Speaker: look here you fucking meatloaf mashed potato eaten motherfucker no you're all a snitch about before I take more bales of hay out of your bin oh god I can't wait to put you in a trebuchet
Speaker: I cannot wait to shoot you back to your homeland. Why? Why? Why? Because
Speaker: Now I still to this day will die on that they should have never been called the NWO it should just been wolfpack I liked it They were just creating more NWOs and it and then sting of course had to join the red and black attack and
Speaker: It's like, okay, so you fought that long against the NWO just to join them. You don't have a belt. I got a belt. Sweet potato casserole. Sweet potato casserole. There you go. Shut up Jarvis. He's making fun of us real white.
Speaker: I don't fucking care. I'm white French Canadian motherfucker. You think I? Oh, no, I don't like sweet potatoes. No shit. You know, mashed potatoes are Irish guacamole.
Speaker: Now now Jeff Now what would make that even better is if Jeff superimposed his face on Skeletor's Do not encourage her because you because Nikki makes fun of me because I
Speaker: On Saturday nights, I generally come back after the end of the show and I eat five baked potatoes in this giant mixing bowl and I put five. The biggest mixing bowl that I own. Hey, baby. What? I love you. She's like, God damn it, I was just going to leave you, but I love you. I'm passing the sweet potato casserole. What are you getting at? Sweet potato is great.
Speaker: Damn. Do it again. Do it again. Do it again. You know what? And I tried to put the seat down because I I I told you I did this on the show. I told everybody I had that fucking experience. I understand. You had to try to take the shit and then your balls drop down underneath where the bowl should be. Have you ever sat down on the toilet when the toilet seat was up? Yeah, many times.
Speaker: That's perfect. Beautiful. Do you put these memes on like Instagram, Jeff? I hate Jeff. He's fired. So Jeff, you're longer a part of the show. No, you know what part about it is, is Jeff could put all these memes in our story and he could fill our story every day. But Jeff, Jeff will do shit for this show other than just fucking show. Nicky, do you make a good shepherd's pie?
Speaker: That's my job. She's never made a shepherd's party. Brian, shut your fucking horn out. Alyssa, can you make good shepherd's pie? Shepherd's pie. It's basically, yeah. Did you make Chris that awesome healthy salad that tastes like a Big Mac yet? Oh, my God. We were literally just talking about this last night. Yes.
Speaker: Yeah. A lot of steak. Cause I told her, I said, well, Jeff and I in our conversation Wednesday, somebody turned into Jeff was like, I want to have a big. Big Matt nachos. And then I was like, fucking Jeff and I were on the phone Wednesday and we were having a serious conversation. We were talking about what's up or two or three or four.
Speaker: Slap, slap him back in the head and then go get it. He's being sensuous, sensuous up, get in the area. Slap upside the head. Right there, right there. Back of the head. Back of the head. Go, go. No, no. Get back here, woman. There's opportunity. Get back here, woman. Back of the head. She's going to wait until he's asleep and super awake.
Speaker: And we, we, you know, we were at dinner last night and she was talking about how Austin sent her, uh, Big Mac nachos with Doritos. And I was like, and I was like, let me tell you, harder, harder, harder. Yeah. And then one big, one big pimp slap. No, you missed.
Speaker: What? Oh, what? Oh, gross. I threw one at you. I did. Yeah, we're playing on the camera. No, I'm in my position. How are you doing? I don't care. Oh, my God, Glenn. Chris, Chris, Chris. What's the matter? Yes. What? Our points were still the same, right? Huh?
Speaker: Our password is still the same for instance. Yeah, sure. All right. I'm going to watch TV. What you watching? I don't know yet. 90 days. The bad batch season three is on. Send it to me because I can't remember it. Jeff, remember less is more. Quality or password? Because I remember. I can't remember it. Okay. I'll send it to you tomorrow. No, because I'll do it now because I'm going to delete them tonight.
Speaker: I don't want you to put all of them up tonight, bro. I'm not. I'm going to put up a certain one. In fact, I think I might have Taco Bell for lunch tomorrow. No, you cannot use, use the cracker controller because the black controller is whacked. Why? Because black is whack and white is. You really, you really did that.
Speaker: Well, guys, we had a good road. Yeah, that was close. Happy, happy Black History Month, assholes. Not to my knowledge. I might have, but not to my knowledge. The reason she asked me that is because I
Speaker: I was telling Jarvis about this earlier. I don't spend a lot of money on myself and I hate spending money on myself and I've been debating since before Christmas on buying the new Xbox, the Xbox X series. Now, I did pay for it with my Klarna. If any of you guys have Klarna or if you don't have Klarna and they're not a paid sponsor but
Speaker: get on that Klarna chain and uh, get you some Klarna action. We have seven new comments. Um, anyways, um, so, uh, today I, um, that was great. She said to prefer is that with son of a bitch. Connor, go to bed, you fucking whore. God damn it, Connor. Go back to your sale. Yeah.
Speaker: I bought the Xbox and I bought the Xbox X series. Uh but I bought it. II did it through Clara. So, it's more payments of uh Xbox. Oh my. I picked it up because I bought it at Best Buy. I did the one hour pick up. Um and it and she is gorgeous in all of her black and green glory. She is. Yeah. Would it run you?
Speaker: Well, because Best Buy doesn't know how to mind their fucking business. I'll do it. Uh, I was talking about it to a friend of mine at work. Well, not a friend of mine, a tenant at work. Well, apparently Best Buy has them for 150 off. So not, so they're no longer $600 or now 450. Yeah. And I was like,
Speaker: my video card is worth that. It's worth more than that. I mean, it's $150 off on sale right now. I mean, I spent like I said, it'll probably be mid August before I'm able to play my games because you know, they're they're they're Sunday night smoke. Holy **** Go. Jeffrey, drop the link. Bring this man up in here.
Speaker: right to hell now. Don't even give me no excuse. Don't give me no bullshit. Don't give me nothing. Hey smokes. Holy. So, so everything's uploaded all by apps, everything like that. I'm going to get my ex. I'm going to, I'm going to put my Xbox one in my son's bedroom. Hopefully my daughters don't hate me any more than they already do. Um,
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: What's good? What's good, man? Y 'all need a token Negro up here. Add some pepper to this flavor. What's good? Now I need a Negro? Really? Yeah. Let's fucking... Hey, man, I'm crushed red pepper. Shut the fuck up. What's good, y 'all? What's up? You good, man? You back it down from your travels?
Speaker: Oh, man. Yeah, it's a busy life. It's a busy life. Somebody's got to do it. I'm back in the building. I was just looking at the notification. I said, oh, shit. These fuckers are on. Let me jump on this motherfucker real quick. What's good? Let me get let me open a beer. Man on for five hours. Hold on a second. I just got. I just I just kind of got the smoke that we're on on Saturday night because I mean, I don't know. We've been on the show for almost three years and we've been
Speaker: on every Saturday night. I know you're on Saturday night, but I didn't figure, I know you guys thought like early, I don't, I mean, remember you go a different time every, you don't go a certain amount of hours. Sometimes it may be three, sometimes it may be seven or eight, who the fuck knows? So. You ain't got no love for us, bro. I see how it is.
Speaker: Yeah, I know. Shit, I got to make money. God damn it. Shit, I got to work in the morning too, but don't tell no fucking body. But I'm just hanging a little extra late to show some love. You know what I mean? You know, why don't you be like me and make money off them good looks? Ah, OK. OK. Fans, God damn it. I'm just saying, only fans pay the bill. I'm just saying. Only fans with a beard, bro.
Speaker: Only fans bearded fans. Yeah fucking only bearded fans like That's where Glick would make his money right there No, that's my website Glick
Speaker: mama's making mama's working on oh spoiler alert news flash breaking news mama's working on uh some and jeff has seen some of the some of the what he's what mama's working on uh we got nonsensical nonsense merch coming soon let's go and uh
Speaker: out of nowhere she asked that question i was like okay and then she said the picture was like okay got it it was for our conversation the other day uh you know we've been going through trials and tribulations and
Speaker: you know, not all relationships are all, uh, uh, chocolate chips, wine and roses, or, and Chris's taste, we are in the cast roles. But we got to do it. Yeah, man. You know, you know, it's, it's, it's not all sunshines and rainbows and, and a good relationship. We're going to go through the hard times and we're going to ride those hard times and, and, and better.
Speaker: She's gonna ride me during hard times. I don't really know We go together like mashed potatoes and meatloaf Like peanut butters and ladies like collard greens and shitlings. Oh God. Yeah, I feel like there's only two people in this channel who's ever had collard greens and shitlings and But definitely collard greens was
Speaker: Hell fucking no i'm from up north man. I'm not one of them down south. He's from new york Yeah, we don't do that shit up north Yeah, we yeah, we have we have like eight soul food cafes down here in houston. Oh, that's lit I've never been here before i've been to san atonio when I was younger, but I not as an adult so it doesn't fucking count but uh
Speaker: Sounds good. I mean, we all know what Chitlins are, but. Yes, thanks. They good. They good. They good. Hey, hey, I'm just saying. Some stinky shit from what I heard. Some stinky shit. They good as hell.
Speaker: You gotta, you gotta, you gotta not, you gotta, you gotta block out your mind. Oh, man. I'm here, man. I'm in the building, man. I promise I'm gonna start pulling up on some more Saturdays if you're around this time when I get in, if you're still up, I can, you know, I gotta put the respect on the game. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker: Yeah, like that he read me out of town and shit like Like bro like you you you you stay traveling man you you say south of the border How's that going for you? How's the the the passport bros and and all that shit going for you, man?
Speaker: I mean, you know, I've been I've been doing that shit forever, man. I've been traveling. I'm an old, old, old mofo. I'm, you know, I'm 50. So like, you know, I'm in the 50 plus range. So but I've been traveling since like the mid 90s. So I've been traveling like 25 years.
Speaker: I just can't stop. Once you do it, you do it. And it's like, you know, it's an addiction. You're like, you try to get out of America as much as possible, man. Fuck this shit. Excuse the lady. I know. I know. And then, and then, and then correct me if I'm wrong. I love that you're worried about the language. I'm wrong. But every time when you come, every time when you come back in the States, you're like, damn, this catcher needs to catch up. It's depressing. It's not even what it is. This is really about it's like you got to realize, like a lot of things we take for granted, right?
Speaker: For example, we say, oh, you want more, you want more, you want more. Say you make 100K, you feel like, oh, that's not enough, I need more, I need more. You make 200K, I need more, I need more. You see people functioning, living on a day -to -day basis, and they're happy as pigs and shit.
Speaker: And because they're not participating in this fucking radical rat race that we're in all the time. So that's like an escape. I'll jump in a race and go full speed, but I'm jumping out as much as I can. So that's the concept. That's my philosophy on it. But you see, people are poor, man. They eat fucking people living day to day, man. And it's insane. It's crazy. It's hard to wrap your mind around.
Speaker: like fuck hey uh brian can contest to it and smoke you can as well here in mexico you can live on a thousand bucks a month yeah yeah because that's that's the going rate dude dude i like i didn't i didn't even i didn't even pay attention
Speaker: I didn't even pay attention. Like we went to a steakhouse, like my first time in Cancun went to a steakhouse and I tipped the waiter 10 bucks. Oh, and cause I'm like still thinking like American currency. I didn't do the whole currency calculation in my head, but it's still good because they need that shit. Yeah. Yeah. But, but after that, after I took the 10 bucks, he goes, Hey, whatever you need, I got you on the next go around. I went, huh? And I was like, damn. And then when I, and then that was when my best friend, we got service like a motherfucker, didn't you? Yeah, I did.
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, I, and, and, and the perfectly honest dude, I felt rich like, wow. You know, like I'm sitting here like tossing two, $3 and they're like, hell yeah. Give me, yeah. Whatever you need, man. I got you boss. Yeah. It's got to go to a third world country to, to, to, to experience what I experienced on a daily basis. I'm just saying the life is a champ.
Speaker: I already already I've been requested. I've been requested to come back to London to the point that they already got an $800 flight credit through British Airways for me to fly back to London hang out for like a like a week and a half. You realize that we like we do their tea in a harbor and a bunch of barbers kick their English asses
Speaker: And so we didn't have to deal with them. And you're bragging about going back there because you got credit. Well, they need you don't got to pay for shit, man. Credit keeps. Oh, they didn't. Yeah, I helped the economy. I need a forklift operator, you know, and a guy that could drive a rig. So I'm going to use the camera on and raise a glass and choose your boy.
Speaker: to the forklift certified sons of bitches out there. Yeah, for certified better. Ryan. Yo, Brian. I didn't even realize that was you. I didn't even realize. Fucking logo because I'm on my phone. I'm looking at the logo like that **** looks like Ryan's. I didn't even realize. What's up, Bree? What's going on? Ain't nothing.
Speaker: I'm on the phone. I'm kind of had a couple of brewskis. I'm almost at bedtime. So my shit is not on. I didn't realize. I was like, that looks like Ryan. But now I see it's really Ryan. It is. But yeah, I mean, but yeah, but like every single time, every time when I go out of the country and I come back and I see everything going on, I'm like, this country needs to catch up. Yeah, you have no idea.
Speaker: Well, I said it once. I'll say it again. The rest of the world looks at the US like the US looks at Florida. I'm okay with it. I can. Yeah. Yeah. Hashtag the free hashtag laying in the brave hashtag y 'all motherfuckers are risking your life. You realize that 90 % of the planet is free.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: Yeah, man. They'll work towards that unless you vote these fuckers out of office that are trying to do this dumb shit. Goddamn Trump 2024. That's what I'm saying. The champ is back, but they're going to try their best to stop it. I mean, let's just.
Speaker: Let's just be honest, like the country's being destroyed. Like, like the, the, the, you know, I have no problem with immigration. My wife is an immigrant. Um, but it was legal. Do you understand? It's a waiting list. You pay a couple of thousand bucks. Yeah, exactly. It's actually, that's how it works right now. Right now you can legally move to the States for like 700 bucks.
Speaker: I'm just saying I have no problem with immigrants, but illegal immigration, I'm totally against. Like I say, pay the two grand like I did, get your ass on the two year waiting list and wait your fucking turn. Then we're going to make sure you're not a criminal. We're going to get a background check from your ass, from your country, go through the police station. Oh, I did all of that shit for a lady. Yeah. All right. Let alone these military age men that are walking across the fucking border in droves.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Yeah, they're landing in Mexico on the plane and then just walking across everywhere. And that's what I said. I said right on the border of either California, Canada. Sorry, go ahead. Yeah, look, look at our country. Our country is built on immigrants. I mean, every one of us in this chat, every one of us in this panel, legal. We have we have ancestors
Speaker: that that came through Ellis Island. Yeah, my ancestors came to me. Yeah, I mean, my mom, my mom, my mom was gotten the US because my dad because my dad being in the military. Right. I mean, that's still legal. Yeah, it's a loophole, but it's legal. Smokes, legal and illegal different.
Speaker: They thought they were going to. But it doesn't matter. I'm just saying. I just I'm just saying like not everybody. I'm saying I'm a Native American. God damn it. They can't they have a. Yeah, you know, I'm not from Africa and shit. I'm an American. So yeah, I'm an indigenous people. I'm indigenous people with my. Yeah. But my blood's mixed with.
Speaker: with with Germans and and Polish and whatnot that that that came over here and you know, like my my uh my last name but yeah, my last name was was it's a it's a Polish Jewish name. It's when they came to America. Yeah, that means you need a big guy. When they when they came to America, it was it was
Speaker: So yeah, I mean that's like german polish whatever you want to call it and then my You know from what I know of my bloodline to my heritage is i'm also a quarter native american And and a lot of people are like, oh, you know, what's your tribe? Blackfoot what's blackfoot? Well, do your fucking history like this The ones the europeans tried to get rid of them. I was just found it
Speaker: Listen, a lot of Europeans will present here. A lot of Europeans were brought here in slavery, but they just termed it as, what do you call it? Indentured servitude, but they were slaves also. So America was based, but that was legal. That was business. Right. They didn't fucking sneak across under offense. God damn it. All right. So there's a difference. The very first slave that came under offense that says, do not enter.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean the very first slave that ever came on here from whatever ship was owned by a black person And at the very same thing But they wouldn't tell you that No, they don't because they don't want Yeah Jeff shop the link real quick. I'm just yeah
Speaker: Yeah. There were plenty of, um, there were plenty of black slave owners that were rich, not all, you know, not only the white folks who wealthy, there were a few wealthy Negroes and they, guess what? They had slaves. Unfortunately, unfortunately, slaves, slave slavery never started in Africa or here.
Speaker: No race creed or type of person that was not Reparations. Yeah, what's my take on reparations? Oh Yeah, I mean I'm native my people were slaves to
Speaker: Smoke and I are going to march. I mean, we'll put it like this. Put it like this. All right. Well, a lot of the, I mean, I don't want to turn this into a big shit, but like a lot of the, see the white slaves that were brought here were eventually given farmland and they became the farmers and they built the agriculture in this country. The Negroes, the Negroes, I'm just, I'm just telling it like it is though. And I don't give a fuck, but I'm just saying it's just what it is. Like the Negroes.
Speaker: So the whites get a foundation to build their legacy off of while the Negroes got jack shit. And they had to turn back around and say, well, I don't know where to go. You didn't give me my farm land. As far as America goes, they hit them with a little reverse card, man. They hit them with the reverse card.
Speaker: Yeah. I don't know my man smoke. He's educated as fuck. Like he knows what he's talking about. We can have this conversation and either one of them going to leave here with our feelings hurt. We can, we can have this conversation. I mean, yeah. Yeah. Come to the new land, the, the, the Americas and, and, and, and got that Uno reverse card drop on your ass. And it was like,
Speaker: Oh, yo, yo, we're slaves, but now we're slave owners, like the fuck. And I'm talking from, I'm talking from, you know, you know, I lived down in South Carolina for 10 years and I lived a lot living down there. You know, I'm a huge American history buff and you know, I love learning about American history.
Speaker: Do they blew my mind in South Carolina didn't have a lot of black slaves in South Carolina. Yes. They were there, but the majority of the slaves were were a descent because South Carolina, especially in the low country was in that low lion swampland area. Yeah. It was for rice growing. Yeah. But you know, most of the slaves back in during that time were up North.
Speaker: They weren't in the south. There was slaves down south, yes, but most of the slaves were all up north. Well, they had ports. They had ports. They had ports like in the Carolinas. They had ports up north as well as down south. As far as the numbers and everything, because I think the numbers were conflated. I think a lot more Black people were here than reported in history stories.
Speaker: because you know the winner you know i think people were extinguished more there were more people extinguished than bought here is what i'm saying there were more people there because even i'm not african come up here with this i'm not african i'm indian but yeah but
Speaker: They were Africans here before Christopher Columbus, because they were like, how the fuck did these people get here? You got two different people here. You have the red looking people, which is me. And then you have the blacks. And these are fucking the Africans. How the hell did they get here? Are you really red looking? Yeah, if you're looking. I've never seen it. Well, my mother and father are a little more redder than me, but I'm like a
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker: It's called the Chicago Blackhawks. Yeah. Yeah. No, I've only actually seen smut one time. My man, my man keeps his, his animosity, animosity, anonymously. Bring your Canadian ass up here, Michael Bathurst.
Speaker: Oh, my God. Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah. He's in the comments, man. He was a writer on the phone to the chiefs. I'm just drinking. And that sounds like a legendary smoke from the half days. That's what I'm trying to like. The links are right there, man. All you got to do is click on the links. Jumbo. That hurts. Let me see. All right. He I'll I'll step out. He can come in. Hey, get out of the room.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: I'm glad she didn't hear that part. I mean some I some some some This is Taco Bell get a Mexican pizza to talk to someone Love you, babe Meatloaf mashed potatoes meatloaf of mashed potatoes just just know I hit the super glue in the knives so Man
Speaker: green bean casserole. I can't taste the difference. I just wanted to make sure I wasn't crazy. What time do you work tomorrow? Thank you. Holy. What does this say? Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm fucking drunk. You know what, Jeff? Now that you said that, I can't see it again. Now I can't even call mashed potatoes mashed potatoes. I know I've been doing it for a week.
Speaker: Like that one I like that one
Speaker: Oh, that's what that one says. Oh, here you go. Fucking bounce out of daycare. Oh. Y 'all are crazy. That's why you said that's why you swim in the kiddie pool. Chuck can't go to the deep end in that joke because you don't know what it means. Oh, that's great. That's so I mean, I mean, I was happy to read it, but it's just weird.
Speaker: Yeah, I gotta ask a question because it's been a fucking minute first and foremost, and I need Brian and Jeff and Stephen to calm down for a second. Smoke, what's going on, man? How you been, brother? Like, like, what's going on with Sunday Night Smoke podcast? Like, what's going on, man? Like,
Speaker: You're you you you literally just fell off a cliff man I fell on to heavy movement and heavy rotation like I Was definitely doing um, we were doing once a week But when you when I uh when I'm on a road and shit like that, I don't really I don't like to travel with Computer I don't like to travel with all of this shit. You know what I mean? I
Speaker: And I've never gone live on a cell phone or iPad before. On iPhone or iPad. I've never, well, actually, did I try this shit? Maybe on Instagram, but not on YouTube. So, you know, we had the, last weekend, I'm not gonna lie, last weekend, I was exhausted.
Speaker: OK, man, I was shot. I had been on a move all week. I came in. I was shot. I call myself taking a nap. Last week I was shot. But before that, you know, Super Bowl and shit like that. But I'm back at it this Sunday because I'm catching a lot of heat, catching some heat. I'm catching some heat. Like, what the fuck you doing? I like shit. God damn it. We're back there this Sunday.
Speaker: So yeah, I'm back at it, man. Yeah. Anytime I'm in, anytime I'm in back home, I need to be, you know, back on the move, but I'm not going to lie. I flood my channel with videos and shit like that too. So you've been doing a lot of the, uh,
Speaker: Yeah, my buddy's ex -wife is from Colombia. Nice. Yeah, she's from Cali. She's not from Cartagena. My wife's mom is from Cali, actually. But she's from not far from there. But I do want to go to Bogota, though. I want to go to Bogota. You know what it is? I've been here before for one day on a pretty much like a layover, like a pretty much of a one day layover. And this was years back. So it hasn't been recently.
Speaker: What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
Speaker: Yeah, I do a lot of other different places also, but pretty much my last trips were, again, Dominican Republic and before that was Cartagena, so I was in Cartagena and I was filming every day.
Speaker: like 24 hours a day. That's why I put out like some videos and shit already. Like, yeah, like you're dancing with that. That was funny. You saw that. Oh, that's good. I was like, yeah, shit. That was some old shit. Oh, wow. You saw that. That's crazy. Yeah, that was. Yeah, my boy may have recycled that from last year, but that actually went down like.
Speaker: 2022 that was some yeah that was crazy it was just like some spur of the moment shit but yeah we wild but you know just have fun and try to you know try to just have fun with shit but um i try to i started learning how to edit videos it took me a long time to figure it out but now i finally got the shit figured out why didn't you just hit your boy up i mean i need to start learning that shit i mean damn like like like at all honesty bro why didn't you just hit me up man
Speaker: I didn't know that to be honest. I didn't really know because, you know, um, I really didn't know because like I do travel with some, some, a couple of cats that are on YouTube and, um, we travel together sometimes and stuff like that. So like they were kind of showing me, but I didn't really know. Cause remember like, I remember like not two, two, two, two, two, two long ago, I was like, yo, your intro bro, the fucking intro video.
Speaker: And I told you before they get done, I'll hook you up with my guy. So check this out. So our guy, Rock Lee, who did our intro, there's been a couple of their podcasts and shout out to Rocky. Love you, brother. Shout out to Rocky. He's working on his debut album. He's working on that. But he hit me up.
Speaker: couple of weeks back and he was like, yo, uh, there's a few podcasts that, um, I get me up for, for, for, for intro music. And I'm like, really? And I was like, that's cool, man. Like, like you're, you're doing big things. Like he's always doing big things and everything like that. You know, like his music's been on Netflix originals and stuff like that. Yeah. I was like, man, congratulations. She's like, no, dude, like you're not hearing what I'm saying. I was like, okay.
Speaker: cool. I mean, you literally just told me you got podcasts hitting you up for intro music. And he was like, these are podcasts that listen to your show. And they see because they're hitting me up and I'm like, I'm like, hell yeah. He's like, what do I charge them? I was like, I don't fucking know. Like you want. Yeah. Tell them shit. You're the one doing the work. Like whatever you think, whatever you think your work is, whatever you think your work is worth.
Speaker: fucking hit them with it. And if they don't like it, then tell them to fucking move the fuck on. You know what happens sometimes? When you love doing something, right? Love doing something, and you're kind of starting to get good at it, and you're in the game, but you still love doing what you do. You don't really do it for money. You do it because you like doing it sometimes. So then when it's time for the money to start coming in, you're just like, oh shit, how much do I charge?
Speaker: You know, I like it. You know, you understand what I'm saying. So that's why I'm out right now, man. I'm doing three shows four nights a week.
Speaker: Yeah, it's like I'm doing nonsense. It's nonsense on Wednesdays and Saturday. That was the meme that I made, bro. Hey, turn it back. I just made that out of way. Yeah. It's on our Instagram story. That's the one I just I literally just made it just now as well. That's the way I made. I'm going to call to me.
Speaker: all of the podcasts, my sister. I like that. I like that. I like that. That's the beam that I made. If you look at our Instagram story, Jeff. That's lit. I like that one. But, you know, like that's why I'm right now because Wednesdays, so.
Speaker: You got, you got, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Blake. I'm sorry. You have four nights a week, you said. So you do the Monday, Wednesday, Saturday, where you at? What's your, uh, what's the, so sorry. I mean, when they, Wednesdays and Saturdays used to be nonsensical nonsense, right? Yes. So Wednesdays and Saturdays are now nonsensical nonsense.
Speaker: Uh, Mondays, uh, and shout out to my man tour in the AFC south, Mike Patton, I know that in the house, my man, my pet. Uh, so Monday nights is no longer nonsensical nonsense, but you got Monday night is for the last month month. Yeah, about a month last month, a little, a little over a month. Yeah. Yeah. A month, month and a half is, is a men's mental health show.
Speaker: and I was playing around with some... Oh, I put a thumbnail last week. I thought it was just like you just named names just so, you know, you always have the crazy names and shit. Yeah, so I was playing around with some names, but my man Mike Patton, I was popped in and hung out with Ted last Thursday night, last Thursday night. Thursday night. And we were talking about it because Ted's like, what's going on with nonsensical nonsense? And I was like,
Speaker: a lot at the end of the day, you know, we're, you know, we're going through, we're going through it. Yeah, we were evolving. So Monday nights are no longer nonsensical nonsense. It is now men caring for men. My man, Mike, that on me, I was doing man up and, uh,
Speaker: And I like the men, the men caring for men. Not only do I like the title, but I like the fact that I like the fact that we can jump on the hashtag MCM and crash Monday, which is always, always trending.
Speaker: Um, okay. That's MCM. Okay. MCM men caring for men. So it's a men show on Mondays, men caring for men. Uh, I got my guy Jarvis, Stephen, Jerry Rishi down there. He's in the corner. Hey, yo, hey, yo, hey, yo, the Jerry V ship comes near us. Hey, I'm doing a podcast over here. Yeah.
Speaker: Uh, I got my, I got, I got my, got Brian, Brian's Brian's with me and the four of us were, we're a panel. We're talking about men's mental health. We're, we're, we're inviting other men to come up and share their stories. You know, share their stories, but we're talking our truth. We're talking our stories. We're not college educated,
Speaker: professors or therapists or anything like that. We're just, it's just real talk at the end of the day. You know what I mean? Like we're really talking men's mental health and, and we're opening up or being vulnerable. We're showing our weaknesses and you know, it is what it is at the end of the day. It's just something that needs to be talked about. And, and when we're jumping out on the ledge, I'm jumping out on the ledge. I'm I'm I'm jumping out on the ledge because I'm a guy.
Speaker: who, who, who has, who has and still deals with depression and anxiety and suicidal thoughts and everything like that. Like, you know, like, like my mind's fucking wrecked. So, you know, and, and, and, and, and, and Connor's a veteran, so we're going to do a vet show. We've got another podcast that we're going to collaborate with here in a couple of weeks.
Speaker: You know, men's mental health show is something that I've wanted to do for a long time. And a lot of people have been in my ear telling me to do it. And, and I just needed to have the right panel and have the right guys in place. I couldn't do it on my own. Um, and now I got, I got a good solid panel. Uh, initially it was going to be me and Brian.
Speaker: And then Connor came on board, who's our newest co -host of this show. And then last week with the conversation we had last week, I mean, we, we, we dived head first. I had to catch that replay. I did see that. I just thought that it was a thumbnail, like mental health, like this week. Cause you know, you have the catchy names and stuff on your thumbnails. Like I try to catch up with shit when I can. And I saw it said mental health something, but I know how you make different names up for every stream. So I thought it was just a regular stream.
Speaker: But I know how you switch the names up all the time, but I didn't realize it was a whole different format We jumped into This men's suicide male suicide rate and stuff like that oh which is growing why are we losing so many men and
Speaker: And, and, and, and, and we, we just really just dived into it and had that conversation that nobody wants to hear. Nobody wants to talk about. And we shared our own stories. Like I shared my story. I mean, I'm, I'm a three -time survivor. We gotta have those three goddamn times I tried to commit suicide.
Speaker: Yeah, and the crazy thing about it. Yeah, there's other men. There's there's other guys out there who are are getting behind it and and they're loving the show. We've I mean I helped uh two weeks ago. I had to come on the show and I had to come clean about shit. I'm dealing with you know, you're like
Speaker: You know, and Jeff knows, I mean, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff knows more than anybody else knows. I've been, I've been really going through it, man. I've been in a dark place. I've been in a bad place, man. And I had to come on the show and I'm like, look, I can't, I can't do a Monday night show about men's mental health and talk about men caring for men. I'm going through it and I, and I, and I, and I'm not willing to share it. So I had to open up and I, I got, I had to really like bear my soul.
Speaker: And then we talked about the suicide rate. And I know nobody wants to hear that. And I know on social media, we're not allowed to say that. I see that all the time. That shit is high, bro. Yeah, we're not allowed to talk about that. We're not allowed to say the word. It's unaliving, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker: But my man honors a veteran as well. And we're going to do a veteran show. I mean, we got, we got relationships with like, we got stuff coming up for the men's mental health. And the easiest thing that blew my mind was the amount of women that are listening to our show, listening to us on Monday night. And they're taking, oh, they're in the chat and they're taking part.
Speaker: And they're, and they're, and they're, they're, they're not judging us or not doing anything, but they're also encouraging their brothers, husbands, dads, you know, all of the men in their life. They're encouraging them to come and listen to us, come and hang out, come and be a part of our show. Like that's fucking huge.
Speaker: It's taking a million and a half fucking years since the Stone Age. But since social media, and it seems to be, I won't even say a battle of the sexes, because, you know, most people that are on YouTube like me and you, if you have time when you spend time like me, for example, I always have a saying.
Speaker: YouTubers watch the most YouTube, okay? Content creators watch the most content on these platforms. And definitely from seeing that, I see like, it seems like there's a battle of the sexes to an extent, right? Because men are not happy with the women and the women are not happy. And it seems like it took a million years
Speaker: And I'm just going in a circle. But now it seems like some little women have finally, well, what do men really want? Because everybody's talking about what do men need? Everybody's, we've grown up in this world where we're catered to women, catered to women, the whole world is catered to women, bust your ass, work hard, get a good job, so you can do what? So you can pay to support a woman and have a family. Everything is always what a woman and woman get. No one cares about men. You're expected to either produce or, hey, man, we don't care about you. No one cares.
Speaker: You're paying for somebody you understand you only you respect if you're fitting the bill for some goddamn body and that sucks Nobody cares about man. We're so weird. We're supposed to just suck it up
Speaker: and that's and that's one of my catchphrases and smoke. You're an older gentleman and and you know, it's like guys here now. Fucking you know, that's one of my phrases and I think you can appreciate this smoke. We was taught we we was taught and we was growing up and we was told man up man up man up. Yeah. Look it up. God damn it. Pull your sandwich and get over it. Be a man. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. That man has a negative a negative effect and that's what I said. I'm taking man up back because if you look up the definition of man up, if you look up the definition of man up, it's to be break. It's to be courageous. It's to do the things that other people won't do won't do a so we're going to man up.
Speaker: We're going to man up on Mondays and we're going to man up and we're going to be men and we're going to talk about our goddamn feelings. We're going to show vulnerability. We're going to show weakness. It doesn't make, at the end of the day, I dare put, and then I've said this on the show, I dare put this out there. I'm six foot two, 300 and some odd to 300 and some odd pounds. I've been in a lot of fights in my life. You're going to, you really want to come on and come up to me.
Speaker: at a bar or a club or in public or else and call me a bitch because I cried on a fucking show. Probably not. I will.
Speaker: I'll punch the **** out. Yeah. That's not sure. It may not be worth it at the end. The end result may not be perfect. So, we're so we're taking that negativity. We're taking that negativity away from man up and we're putting that positive spin on it and look like just because just because we show vulnerability just because we have a weakness just because we're going through it does not make us any less of a man than what we are at the end of the day.
Speaker: No, we got it hardest women say Men have it harder because God it's almost like I was saying that earlier and the expectation Go ahead. Go ahead, bro. I'm sorry. Go ahead It's like I was saying that earlier and then I got shit on for it But it didn't shit on it or you did not get shit on that you got shit on because of the way you said Yes, like you have to admit click. I wasn't wrong. I
Speaker: Yeah, we're not discrediting women and we're not shitting on women. Like I said, I want to turn this into like we're not we're not we're not women bashing, but it's I know as a man, I think it's harder for a man because your expectations are greater when women think about this, right? When you have a child, say you, you, you and you have a child. Listen to the listen to the breakdown. Listen to the breakdown. When a couple has a baby,
Speaker: When you have a daughter, the first thought is, all right, I have a daughter. I want her to marry a good man. When you have a son, the thought is,
Speaker: good because when we get older he's going to be the one taking care of us as well as your own pension or whatever whatever whatever but remember the man is the one that's going to carry on the legacy the expectations are so much higher the expectation for a daughter is to become a wife one day the expectation for a man is to provide for a family that's your end and when you have a son your first thought is okay I need to make him a man
Speaker: Yes, but the whole thing is your expectation after you come out and you're a boy, we expect you to go to a man and be a provider for a family. That's your expectation. That's what that means. That's just the minimum goal, whether you have a family or not, but you're expected to provide and put it as a man. And that's the bottom line.
Speaker: You're wrong with the automatic pressure. You're expected to produce, man. There's no excuses, bro. There's no excuses. It's like if you don't produce, you're looked at as less of. You're not even looked at as a human. You're looked at as a fucking creature because I dealt with that with my wife's family for seven, almost eight fucking years. Yeah. But at the same time, but still at the same time, yeah, you're expected to produce. But even when you are producing,
Speaker: It's never known. It's still always a pressure, a pressureful situation. Because once you start producing, you have to keep producing, right? Because once you produce, you can't stop producing, man. Because when you stop producing, you hit a bump in the road, you look that differently, then you start to doubt yourself possibly, then all that other shit comes into play. I don't mean to turn it into a long filibuster. Well, not only that, smoke. You're expected to fucking produce, bro.
Speaker: not only that but for other people you'd be like oh hey you know i have enough money to provide a good safe for if anything happens to me i have good money for my wife my little pillow even though we don't have kids and people will still be like but you could do more it's never enough it's never enough because sky's the limit because we expect the most out of you mr because you're a man and that's the
Speaker: you know, as Jeff said, you allow me to be the devil's advocate. That's what they expect. I mean, go ahead. What you got? It's not so much where we live today in the social media world. And I know smoke, you're all you. You are locked in into the social media world. Totally. Totally. But I mean, you are
Speaker: You, you are a man of 50 years old, 50 plus years old, which blows my mind because I never would have thought that. And Jeff and I are in our forties and Brian's in his forties. You know, you know, we were, we were brought up and it's, and it's in a, it's in our DNA. It's in our genetics, whether it's put on us by society, it's in our DNA. It's in our genetics aid, man.
Speaker: That we are the came in mentality that we are providers. We are protectors.
Speaker: So it's it's not necessarily on society it's not necessarily on duty and responsibility I get it from from primitive days the man the hunter we bring home the food Exactly. That's the role. But what I'm saying is it's not the expectation from society, but that is Once you're born as a certain gender, that's what your expectation is. That's expectation, bro And that's the bottom line
Speaker: You're a man you're supposed to do that right but pressures do come along with that correct 100 % I think that's where a lot of people are fucking up with relationships and whatnot like that
Speaker: which is kind of a part of this conversation and we were kind of talking about this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, relationship about 5050 at the end of the day. No, fuck no. No woman wants to pay half a shit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Speaker: as the big Latins say, we're going to X name money. Relationships are not 50 50 at the end of the day. Relationships are about where I'm lacking, I'm lacking or where you're lacking or where you're slack. I won't pick it up. And it's hard for men because men are brought up with this mentality in this, this DNA or this genetic input or whatever you want to call it, where
Speaker: We have to provide, we have to protect, we have to do this, we have to do that. Relationships at the end of the day for relationships to work and smoke. I don't know how long you and your wife have been married. And I know she's Colombian.
Speaker: We've been married a year. Columbia in Columbia. I'm like, you didn't go and find her in Columbia and bring her back, right? We met overseas. I met my wife overseas. And I lived overseas. Yeah, I lived overseas. Actually, I lived there for, well, I was actually, we met in Panama. She was living in Panama. I actually lived there a year and a half. Yeah, yeah. So I lived, we were together for a year and a half before I came back to the States. And then I decided to get married in,
Speaker: two years later she come to the uh states with myself. So I don't I don't know I don't know Stephen's situation but I know like for me personally and like I said ladies and gentlemen we're not speaking statistically or social media or anything like that we're speaking for us personally. I know for me personally and this is this is this has been tough for me this has been a tough this has been a tough pill for me to swallow and this has been a situation that she's got she's had to adjust to as well my fiance
Speaker: relationships are not 50 50. I need to break it to you. I hate to hit you with the cold, hard truth. Relationships are not 50 50. Look, if I'm, if I'm lacking or I'm slacking or if I'm, if I only got, if I only got 40 % to put in to our relationship as a whole, and that's bills, emotion, whatever it is, she's going to pick up the 60 right now. Personally, right now,
Speaker: I'm picking up the brunt of everything, financial emotion. And I'm dealing with my own shit. We're all dealing with our own shit. And I'm dealing with my own shit. But I got to put my shit to the back seat. And I've got to be there for her emotionally. And that's what makes a relationship work. She's got to go through it.
Speaker: like you've got the bullshit ain't no sunshine and roses at the end of the day can't be no no relationship is ever fucking perfect. I don't give a shit what people say never be that way never ever ever personalize relationship doesn't work that way and there's a man and there's a man and this is where I'm gonna jump on you know I'm jumping on the smoke on the smoke light man in my head in my head I'm like
Speaker: I got to do this that and the other thing But I'm lacking a little bit But nobody can know that I'm lacking a little bit because I got to make sure that 100 100 % Yeah, it's it's me. It's me. We can't show no weakness. We got to work our way through whatever We got a battle to our own shit by ourselves and then hold up the other man half. Yeah
Speaker: And that's what's great for me because I got, you know, my, my partner, Nikki, my fiance, she's on that mindset of where you're slacking. I got you and that's, I got, you know, and I'm like, no, but you can't, you can't know that's not how it works. Like I'm never, I'm never lacking. You're not going to catch me sleeping.
Speaker: You know, if you want to put it on a gangster mindset or whatever, you're never going to catch me slipping in the streets. But at the same time, right. But remember that also because I take the same mindset, but also when we're going through things.
Speaker: right? Because we got our each individual. We got a role. You got your bag of shit. I got my own bag of shit. Every man has their own bag of shit that they're carrying as well as we all have a relationship. Then you have a responsibility to do XYZ on the other side. But
Speaker: You still gotta carry your own bag of shit and work your way through that bag of shit while you're doing the other half of things. And that's where it comes through because then it's like, well, excuse me, the mental health issue comes in. Like, well, shit, man. I mean, but it's also nice to have that. You know, no, no, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Yeah, no, it's also nice, you know, because, you know, in a relationship, you know,
Speaker: man, a woman, man, a man, a woman, a woman, whatever. But in a relationship, it's, you know, we all have, we all have, excuse me, we all have our baggage. We all have our shit. And that baggage can get real fucking heavy.
Speaker: We're going down this road Monday night. So we gotta, we gotta hold each other up as man. We gotta because you know, we can't show this side. Allegedly. We're going to go down this road Monday night and smoke if you're available Monday night. I'm a, I'm a sure as hell. I'm a sure as hell. Try to get, get, get a little at a time and you six o 'clock, right?
Speaker: seven, seven, seven, seven, seven. But, but in a relationship, like, and this is, this has been a hard lesson for me to learn when Nikki, I keep pointing at my head, like, like, cause I'm in my head, you know, like, and I know she does the same thing. What, what needed one of us realized is like, look, I understand that there's baggage. I understand that there's problems. I understand there's issues. I understand there's a past.
Speaker: But look, I got you. My smoke. Oh, wait. No. Bye, Brian. Yeah. But but I got you. So your baggage is heavy as shit. But I'm going to I'm going to grab me. I'm going to grab a part of your baggage. I'm going to grab a part of your load and I'm going to bring and I'm going to help you carry that. And that's a good thing about a healthy relationship.
Speaker: this guy. What the hell is going on in here? It is. Whoa. It has been a night, man. What's up, bro? What in god? I'm ending this and doing a part two. Just say it up. You just like talking all day. I got that part. I'm just trying to figure out what's going on.
Speaker: What up, bro? What's going on? Oh, we're not allowed to talk. We're not allowed to talk but you talk more than Fox News. You know, you know, the difference between me and Fox News is I speak that. Jesus. I thought they had opinions till I met your ass. You know, the difference between me and them is I speak that real ****. You know, it was they making more money than you
Speaker: They should pay us. Hey, Tony, they may be making more money than us but they're not truer than us. Yeah. I don't know. We don't. We don't. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Speaker: I'll take the half hour challenge on any of the news networks. Wait, wait, wait. You can read it. You take the shit out. Yeah, six minutes before. Baby Glick.
Speaker: What the hell is going on here? Oh, I've been on the memes all night. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. He's been going. I'm so sorry. I didn't get back to you. Uh, maybe a month and a half or so ago. I was trying to be like, all right. Well, well, what is the time? I was like, I can call you at night. You're like, no, it's cool. It's cool. But Jeffrey, wait, strap him.
Speaker: There's a link in the chat, Coachy. Go scroll up top. That's how you can jump on if you want to get up here. You said, Coachy? Coachy's in the chat. Coachy's in the chat. Coachy, you'll see a link. Yeah, we have to keep the show at six hours, boys. So what we'll probably have to do is end it and bring a new one. No, he ain't staying long. Trust me. He ain't going to stay long. Don't worry about it.
Speaker: If you guys if you guys will allow me I'm actually going to bed
Speaker: So, wait a minute. Glick is going to try to talk some more is what he's saying. What do you have to do? You have to reboot it after six hours, Tony. Yes. I got to reboot it after six hours. He has to reboot it after six hours. That means you do it. Six hours. I can't upload it. It's a weird situation because it says five to five right now. Yeah. So let me let me let me let me let me let me do a closure here. But all you got to do is learn. We get we get we get we get.
Speaker: Hey, Jeff. We are going to bed. Brian gets you another bourbon. Tony gets you another Miller High Life smoke. Hey, I have a half a beer, man. Make it happen. Make it happen. Grab another full beer. Got another half a beer. You don't drink it all these damn hours you've been talking. I got beer.
Speaker: Let me go ahead and wrap this up and we'll bring it right back up. We'll we'll come right back and we'll bring the guys. Oh, no. It was the end of the show because he can't because it's six hours. Tony. If it if it goes over six hours, we can't post it. You're not going to bed. We're going to come right back. Of course. Six. Hurry up. Hurry up. You got two minutes. Hurry up. End it. Give me a minute to wrap this up. I appreciate you talking about it. So he runs over the students. We ain't going to say nothing. Keep going.
Speaker: Appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Go ahead and check out all the social medias, Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok. We do do the show live Wednesdays at 7 p .m .ish on YouTube, Twitch, and Facebook. You can find us everywhere. Everywhere you want to listen to podcasts. Like, literally, we are everywhere. And Tony, I want you to come back specifically for when we come back. And Jeff, you got to come back, too, because... I'm coming back, too, goddamn it.
Speaker: I want you to come back Jarvis. You got two minutes. Hurry up. Hurry up Get that fucking outro. Come on. He's gonna talk much IO dot link slash nonsensical nonsense All of our links are there to all of our social medias including our sponsors liquid iv W energy and zen castor appreciate y 'all. Love you guys for supporting this show and
Speaker: What a great fucking show tonight was. Cheers to you, silly sons of bitches. We'll be right back for part two, assholes. I'll be back. Hit the button. Live longer. Find a button, Jeff. Hit the music. Ain't that always the problem?
