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Speaker: What's up, everybody? Tis Saturday. And yes, it is a little bit earlier than you guys have grown accustomed to, but never fear, we are still here.
Speaker: Welcome to another episode of Nonsenseical Nonsense. Yes, we are going live at six o 'clock on a Saturday, as I said, er, last week, er, last week. We're making some changes on the show. Um, so we are live here. It is 6 PM. I know there's me, if you will, but it is what it is. Welcome to Nonsenseical Nonsense. I'm Glick. You already know who I am, but for those of you who don't know who I am, we got Tony D in the house. He'll be joining us here just momentarily.
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Speaker: And there he is, Tony D. What in the blue fuck are you wearing? First things first. It's a good day. The champ celebrates properly. Let me be clear. It's not going to work. I'm more, I'm just,
Speaker: What are you wearing? This is a Dallas Cowboys jersey. What is wrong? One of the greatest Cowboys ever in history. That doesn't say Michael Urban. No, but it does say Darren Woodson, doesn't it? It doesn't say Troy Aikman. It doesn't say Miss Smith. It doesn't say Jerry Jones.
Speaker: I'm actually going to let you finish everything, because I have a very grand announcement I need to make. But we're going to keep to the format. I have a very grand announcement I'd like to make. Oh, Lord have mercy. What new platform are you on now, sir? I'd rather be the knucklehead that I am, to be as hard -headed as I've always been. Who the Facebook user? I don't know who that is. I don't know who that is either.
Speaker: They did not get permission. Jeff is, uh, actually real quick, Tony's a knucklehead, hard -headed. Uh, Jeff will not be joining us tonight. Um, he, uh, his son's birthday was Wednesday. Oh, Cameron, I thought you gave permission before. His son's birthday was Wednesday and his daughter's birthday is tonight. Uh, or his son's birthday was Thursday. One of those two days. Anywho.
Speaker: Uh, so they're having a birthday party tonight. So Jeff will not be joining us. It'll be Tony and I left to our own devices doing what we do. Never fear. I got news for you guys in the second hour and the first and third hour, who knows what's going to happen. So sorry, didn't mean to interrupt you. What is your, uh, your grand news? Last night, I have a conversation with my folks on their time. I decided to try to go back into reach, got me and I was able to.
Speaker: This reached out to me. So again, so I called it 100%. Your grand announcement was you're yet on another platform. Actually, Ted checked it out today. I wish I could live real quick. I wish I could live real quick. It's too early. I wish I could live real quick. I wish I could live real quick. I wish I could live real quick. I wish I could live real quick. I wish I could live real quick. I wish I could live real quick. I wish I could live real quick. I wish I could live real quick. I wish I could live real quick. I wish I could live real quick. I wish I could live real quick. I wish I could live real quick. I wish I could live real quick. I wish I could live real quick. I wish I could live real quick. I wish I could live real quick. I wish I could live real quick. I wish I could live real quick. I wish I could live real quick. I wish I could live real quick. I wish I could live real quick. I
Speaker: We also went live on Instagram at same damn time. Oh boy. Steven Wonder, how you doing? What's going on, Steve? So needless to say, I'm working on getting back on to reach all of our former house broadcasters. This better be on a popular one. I'm gonna need y 'all to be ready.
Speaker: I'm gonna need y 'all get situated. Actually, I'm not gonna lie. I don't know how the new platform set up. This was a prediction that I had that it was gonna come back and there was gonna be back. Yeah, we'll be able to get back in there. So it kind of got me crunk, but I still got some troubleshooting. I got to do with some looks and cronies. I got to look into just being honest, but I was able to get back in. Can I get back doing what the hell I used to do in the first damn place back before we shut down? What is reach?
Speaker: Reach was going up when Hassel's going down for the musicians. Nersi, how you doing, man? What's going on, Nersi? Hello, Steve. Reach was going up, and they were only allowing the musicians in there. They might have to give you. Yeah. So I'm like, I was just going to wait. I said I was going to give it four months. It went down to May, June, July, August. It's three months. I'm after it. I really am. I'm ready to get back in here.
Speaker: I posted a link for all of y 'all who's on airtime with me. I'll put a link in the chat, see if y 'all can jump on, see what you can find out about your own. If we can't do what we used to, that's fine, but I think the potential there, I'm pretty optimistic about it. Quite frankly, I can't wait, because y 'all know me. You're a hard -headed stubborn ass motherfucker, just does not know when to learn.
Speaker: Let's go back onto an app just like Haps. And guess what? It's going to be the same silly nonsense. Well, actually, it's never stopped. It's just been on other platforms. I didn't have that shit in the butt. I finished. I noticed once I laid down the law, all those little bumper dogs run away. What happened? Little bitch be gone spray on them. They ain't ready. They ain't ready.
Speaker: But I'm here. Let me get back to the old me. I wasn't finished. I was having fun. Back to the old you 10 to 12 hours a day on a live show. You're correct. You know, I miss a lot of what we did up there. I miss a lot of what I was able to do. I think that's a lot of my excitement. I miss what I was able to do with the opportunity to have it back.
Speaker: Got me crunk. I'm amped. I'm hyped. I'm ready. I'm geese. Use the old 80s for ease. I'm geese. I'm geese. I'm geese. I'm geese. Sounds like it's better than being geese.
Speaker: And not necessarily, not necessarily a top, top gun goose way, but, uh, you know, you know, a little goose on that. That would suck to get goose. Get your neck broken. Die. I'll fall out. I'm talking to somebody from the country. I'm gonna give you that. What? You've never heard that phrase, goose in somebody. Yeah. Give him a little pinch.
Speaker: I'm not, I'm not from the country. I don't think it's a country thing. I think it's an old school. Go to suburbs. You probably have. You just didn't realize it. I probably forgot on purpose. You might be right. Yeah, that's just like a little pinch. Give somebody a little pinch, a little goose. Oh, Canadian goose.
Speaker: I'm glad you finally figured out which way to point and how to point. It took a while. It took a while. Somewhere. Somewhere's over there. Yeah, it took a while. Maybe it's a Midwest thing, Nursey. Might be a Midwest thing. I'll give you that. I always heard people say that.
Speaker: Now, I've never heard yeast well. It's the old hip -hop query that was used once. One of the greatest rappers of all time. It's like getting crunked like an ant. Dr. Drake, Snoop Dogg, Warren G, 50 Cent, Snow, Vanilla Ice. I need to move you.
Speaker: Oh God, I'm getting excited because I'm getting closer and closer and closer to blacktop mojo here in Columbus. There's a couple of weeks away, a couple of few weeks away. Okay. Well, unfortunately I got some bad news this week. Now going down to Charlotte for the opening game Browns versus Panthers.
Speaker: But yeah, somebody comes on the night to shit. I forgot who please now, but they don't be on NFL network. They did. Carolina, please. No, they played earlier. I believe they played earlier. And right now, Buffalo's playing, I believe. Somebody's with my damn remote. I think Buffalo is playing right now. Or Buffalo should be almost everywhere, to be honest with you. Yeah, we were going to go down there, but unfortunately,
Speaker: My nephew is not in the right spot financially, Cameron's not either with, and what's going on? I can make it happen, but I mean, at least somebody appreciates my goose, goose impersonations and stuff.
Speaker: I could go, but I don't want to make the trip by myself and I don't want to go to the game by myself. When I lived two hours from Cleveland and I could probably go to two, maybe three games for the money that I would spend to just go to one down in Charlotte. So I'm definitely in November, the end of November, I'm definitely going to go up to Cleveland to see them play Tampa Bay.
Speaker: Because I play Tampa in Cleveland. That should be a game. That should be a good damn game. I don't care if they lose or anything. I just want to go see Brady play because I've never seen him play in the NFL. That should be a game. He's my guy. Like, I've seen him play Michigan and stuff like that. But that's my guy. So win or lose, I don't care. I'm just going to see Brady play. Right, right, right. But rest in peace to Olivia Newton -John. And hashtag, too.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, we talked about Olivia Newton John. Uh, Winston, I think it was. Yeah, NH died back. Yeah, I don't know what happened with that car accident or what caused it or anything like that, but that's fucking wild. It's wild, but they said she wasn't doing good. As soon as the accident happened, I think she was. I think she was having some other medical issues prior to the accident. He was pretty much already in trouble once the accident happened. Yeah, she was.
Speaker: Was it drug scum? I honestly, I don't know. I just heard about the accident. I didn't read too much into it. I'm not. Nothing against Anne Haysh or anything like that. But at the end of the day, you could put her in a lineup with people and I could not pick her out. I don't think she was.
Speaker: on drugs or whatever. And she was actually pretty bad, actually was pretty bad. That's why I heard the beat when I heard, I heard she was hauling. Oh, Tim said drugs in the comment. I don't know. I don't know. That's why I don't want to say if there was drugs or alcohol or medical issues or anything like that. I know she was hauling ass. I know she was going pretty fast when the accident happened. But I wanted to ask you about that lady that got an accident down there by you two a couple of days ago. Did you see that story?
Speaker: Traveler nurses, she busted through a red light. The light was red for me. Oh. Did the intersection kill like five people? By me? No, you would have, you would have fucked the car up. She wouldn't have survived. No, we're down in California. No, okay, it was down in California. Traveler nurses, they said she had previous accidents. Oh my God, dang. Oh, okay, so Tim said an early report shows drugs, but didn't say what. Could have been prescription, could have been narcotics. Yeah, so I don't know. It sounds like she was,
Speaker: prior to the accident, like a while prior to the accident, she was in pretty rough shape, uh, medically and stuff like that. So, Oh, she was positive for coping fit in the room. Damn. Hello to your daughter. Yeah. I didn't even see her coming. Um, yeah, I don't care. Are there no, are there no sliced ones in there?
Speaker: There's like two. Okay. We'll use those ones too. And then, yeah, you can cut one or two of those up. Okay. Tony said hi, by the way. That's my boy. He's dancing with you. He said that you're his dancing partner. At least somebody will dance with me. Well, you're boring.
Speaker: I'll, I'll, I'm not going to do tiktok dances with you. I don't know how to do them. Maybe Tony will do tiktok dances with you. You guys can make tiktok do at each other and Tony can do all those tricks. There she said hi as well. One of the people watching. She, um, she had to work today. She's got going. I went there and pick her up. I had to, well, I had to go in to pick her up because I had to buy her shoes for school today.
Speaker: She's got to have those all white leather because she's going into nursing. I'm sure nursing knows all about it. And Jody knows about it. Jody went through it and going through it again with her oldest daughter. But so she had to have all white shoes, all white leather shoes. I said, we'll see if you guys got them at work. And if you got a pair there that you like, I'll come in today when I pick you up and I'll just buy them. Man, I'm glad she gets a discount at that store because
Speaker: They're like eighty -some dollars before our discount. Yeah. Just plain white Reeboks. But them soul's gotta be fit. They're gonna walk the hell out of them shoes too. Mm -hmm. But that got for our discount because after our discount, it was like 48 bucks. I was like, thank you for the discount. Take care of your discounts. You can. I just got to take her Monday. Monday, I might be coming in here hot.
Speaker: Coming in here sliding sideways onto the podcast fast and furious style. This is what I meant about. We have two left. Oh, we have one in each jar. Well, how the hell did that happen? All right. Fair enough. You got the more pieces down there. She's making cheeseburgers for dinner. Dance over the food and make you cook for him. Tammy said she don't trust me. She is dancing and singing. Nothing. Mm hmm.
Speaker: Yeah, she gets a pretty good discount at the shoe store. She works there, so. But she was a journey. Yeah, journeys. Yeah. The last day in the shoe store, because footlock and foot action going down. Foot action. I haven't seen it in a long time, but footlocker, hell, we have footlocker in our mall here in our malls, basically, barely a life's more than a mall in the wild.
Speaker: We just got a little mall here in town. But the thing that's keeping that mall going is the fact that they have JCPenney is one of their anchor stores. And Dix is their other anchor store. So the other
Speaker: We got journey. We got foot action, footlocker. We got footlocker. We got a Hibbid Sports too. Oof. I haven't seen a Hibbids in forever. Actually, I think they're still a Hibbid Sport back home where I grew up at. I think there's one up there, but that's a standalone store.
Speaker: I journeys have some cool shoes, but I'm fine there. Come on. Not a skater. That's a, that's a, they don't have just skater shoes in there. They've got like Chuck, they got the Chuck Taylor's and they're the converses and they got, you know, they got the, uh, I think they got the Crocs and the new Hey dudes and stuff like that. Look, my girls are getting on me wanting me to get a pair of Hey dudes. And I'm like, I don't know, man. But then my, like, I was being catch.
Speaker: Cash and I were at the barber today. My barber, he had a pair and they're like, actually, I mean, they're not ugly shoes. I just don't think that they're very comfortable. He's like, they're actually super comfortable. I wear mine all day long here at work. And, uh, so I was looking at them when we were up there at journeys today to get her and everything. And, um, they got, they got us, they got a style that's like, uh, looks like a work boot. Hey dudes. And they're black. Yeah. Yeah. And I was like, Oh man, I can, they're all black. I can wear them at work.
Speaker: And I was like, those are ugly. You're not buying them. I'm like, you want me to buy these ugly. Hey dudes, but you don't like these ugly. Hey, dude, like what the hell? No, ain't no damn sense. Right. Smoked you with a lot of work, Mr. Bear. Well, I could, like I told her, I was like, I can wear these. I can actually wear these at work. So that'd be cool. Um, now I just gotta get hurt. So yeah, Monday I'll be coming in here hot.
Speaker: sliding sideways, hopefully right at six. Um, because I got to pick her up after school and head out to, uh, Zane Tucky and get her scrubs for school. Wow. Zanesville is only about a half hour away from me, but so I told her, I was like, when I get her to pick you guys up, after I get off work, you got to be ready. And so we can get
Speaker: You know, Jake was at a sleepover the night. He couldn't wait to get over there. Nice. And then Trey called me to come out. One of these boys was partying. I said, when I get out of work, he said, because if he wakes me up one more time before 10 a .m. I know he up there sleeping now. Yeah. That's my lie. That's what I...
Speaker: Cash and I, cause Bunny spent, uh, spent the night over at her friend's house. She's still not home. I don't know when the hell she's coming home. But, uh, uh, cash and I got to spend the whole, we spent the whole day together there. We went, uh, went, went to the barber and they were busy. So we were there for a hot minute. We was there for a hot minute, but you know, it's always a good time in the barber shop. Everybody's in their bullshit and whatnot. And, um, then we went and ran around. We stopped and went to be those for lunch together. Just, just him and I.
Speaker: he was like, we should come here more often and not tell the girls. I was like, okay. But I had to get his school shoes and that boy got some loud ass shoes, man. Some loud ass shoes. They are like a neon green with red, black, and yellow camouflage on the bottom of them. I was like, those were the ones he wanted. I was like, these are what you want. He's like, yep. I said, hey, if you're happy with them, you know what? And they were on sale half off.
Speaker: I don't know these old scrubs of CVS. Damn, you gotta get the extra cab pass. Well, unfortunately she has to, that's what I said, I can go to Walmart and get scrubs. Unfortunately she has to have a specific style of scrubs, a specific brand, a specific material. I don't know, it's dumb. They're probably gonna cost me a fortune. They're dealing with viruses and bacteria and microbiological threats. It's not dumb. No they're not, they're in school.
Speaker: They're in class. They may go check out, so this one. They have real, yeah. See the extra care pass nursing. Remember I told you that, go get it. We thought you stayed in one. See the extra care pass for a beast. So I got to go get those Monday for her, but I told her someone could get you like three, maybe three care for right now. We'll get you a couple more down the road. Right.
Speaker: Yeah, my my mom's a nurse and she's my nurse. I believe you on that. Yeah, their mom was in the medical field and we have her. My ex my ex wife's aunt is a nurse and we had several friends that are nurses and stuff like that, so I mean. Scrubs are expensive. Yes they are and gone are the days of baggy
Speaker: Apparently, the only scrubs that nurses wear are the ones that they paint on because their scrubs have gotten so stupid tightly. Scrubs are comfortable though. I had a couple pair that a buddy of mine gave me because he was a nurse and he grew out of them and they fit me. And as we discussed on this show, I'm not a small guy.
Speaker: So, but man, those things. Yeah. Man, those things that he had, they were comfortable. I wear them bitches around the house. Just lounging around the house in scrubs. They were so comfortable. Call it goodie. Call it goodie. Call it goodie. Call it goodie. If you've never worn a pair. Easy nursing. Easy nursing. Easy nursing.
Speaker: I don't care what you look like. Just don't let me die. Yeah. I don't care what the nurses and doctors look like. Just don't let me die. That's, that's all I asked. That's the only thing I asked the first thing I asked for am I going to make it? I don't need you in the, in the damn locker room for 20 minutes while I'm bleeding out because you had to look sexy on the floor.
Speaker: I sit in the waiting room for three hours. I went to the hospital in 2010 and one nose came in there. I guess she was checking on that look she came when she walked on me. I said girl you know what you're doing. Last time I was in the hospital.
Speaker: I asked the nurse if she had a part -time job after work at the strip club because of how much makeup she had on. I was so high on painkillers and shit. I said, damn, you pulled a shift at the, I can't remember the name of this strip club there in Charleston when you leave here. The doctor was in there and there was another, another nurse in there. They both lost their shit. I was so fucked up, man.
Speaker: I was on painkillers and everything else. And I was just like, I was feeling good because I don't take, I don't take a prescribed, uh, you know, like I don't take medication. I'm not very rarely do I go to the doctors or anything like that. So when I do have to take medication, it hit like, it hits me a hundred times harder than it hits somebody else. When I take my pills, I passed out. Like I had a year surgery years ago.
Speaker: and the pain pills and stuff that they gave me, I stopped taking them on them. I had an ear surgery on Monday. I stopped taking them on Tuesday. And on Friday, I was still fucked up. Yeah. When I had that colonoscopy back in December, that shit they had me on was fucking me up for four days. I was like, just like, like super fucking high. Like I felt like just wasted just
Speaker: call it and I was all, I said, I feel so damn woozy when it comes to work, but he said, yeah, man, the man don't wear it for four days. I said, he got down. Fortunately, I had a week and a half off work after I had my ear surgery because of the surgery and everything like that. And my equilibrium and my balance and all that shit was all fucked up from it until I was healed up a little bit.
Speaker: You're gonna learn one day never dishing nurse. I wasn't really, I didn't mean to, it just slipped out. When I came out of my ear surgery, I confessed my love to my nurse. Told her how much I loved her and that we were gonna run away to an island and live together.
Speaker: Meanwhile, my wife was sitting right there. I don't know what her name was. I barely remember it. The doctor came in because they come out of anesthesia and all that. I was coming out of all that groggy mess. And the doctor came in before they released me. And he's like, so I hear you're stealing one of my nurses away. And you guys are going to run away and live on an island together. And I was like, I guess so. Is that what I said? Let me go before you work for me.
Speaker: My ex -wife was laughing. She thought it was funny. I was a hot mess, man. But I mean, I remember the, what's it called? Anesthesiologist or whatever. It goes in and he's like, all right, we're going to put this over here. We're going to give you a shot or whatever they gave me. He's like, I need you to count back from 10. And I don't remember saying 10. And the next thing I know, I was waking up. They gave me something, told me to count back from 100. I don't remember getting past 95. Yeah. I don't even remember saying 10. It makes me kind of know I was waking up. 97. Hey, wake up. What do you mean? What the fuck?
Speaker: I was waking up with one of the worst goddamn hangers I ever had in my whole life. My girlfriend at the time said, she said, you were snoring your ass. We were just laughing at you. I said, when did I pass home? Yeah. Waking up with gauze pads in my mouth. That's some bullshit. Uh -huh. That shit don't bad. I need that. I need some of that shit to help me sleep at night. Shit. You need muscle relaxers.
Speaker: What do I need muscle relaxers for? That's probably why you can't sleep. You got muscle that you just started to ignore. Because when I got my muscle relaxers, Oh God. The other night I put my pills. I had, I used my tangerine. I didn't hear my alarm clock the next morning. I've had people tell me to try CBD, that it helps with sleeping. CBD takes away pain naturally. Yes. Yeah. It helps with sleeping.
Speaker: It's not so much pain, though, that I'm dealing with. I mean, I got aches and pains, obviously. My back hurts, my arms hurt, and stuff like that. But go away and you go to sleep at night. I just don't know how, like, I don't think I can get popped at work for using CBD. You might want to check before you take it. But at the same time, you know, I'm only doing it when I come home. It sounds like I'm doing it at work and fucking shit up.
Speaker: Oh no, I know it stays in the system. So, but I mean, I've heard different, different companies are like, Oh, I don't care. You know, we're, you know, CBD, it's not that big a deal. My thought is, you know, I even try it at the end of the, speaking of, um, speaking of cool ass employers, I got a phone call the other day from, uh, from Abercrombie. They want me to come back and be a model. Like I used to be back in the day. No, actually, uh, every year Abercrombie does, um,
Speaker: the A &F challenge. It's a big cause. Yeah, you thought that would be over there. I remember that. Yeah. Yeah. But this year, I talked to my old boss the other day. This is the 20th anniversary this year. It's on Friday, so don't worry about the show or anything like that. But I got fucking one Republic headlight in the event. They're probably going to merge soon. Merge? Merge with who?
Speaker: a lot of those Abercrombie and Fitch in one Republic. They got the same type of companies. No, no. One Republic, the band. Oh, what's the story I'm thinking about? Banana Republic. I'm sorry. Oh, yeah. Banana Republic. Yeah. That was like, is there a One Republic story? That's my fault. That's my fault. Oh, I would have ran with it if you'd have told me there was a story because I didn't know. I was like, wait a minute. Is there a One Republic? No, One Republic, the band. It's the headline in the film. I like that. It's fucking phenomenal. Which one?
Speaker: He's too late to apologize. Oh, with Jim Billy. They've got three or four good songs, I think, that I like. Because they've got that, Chasing Stars or something like that. And then I got a couple others. They had a song on the Maverick soundtrack. Come on, Mel Gibbs.
Speaker: No, I'm talking about top one. I think they were still babies when Mel Gibson's mapper came out. The story behind the real top gun competitors. No, no. Kind of answered the ending of the movie of me. Remember the end of the movie, the plane, he was fine. You know what kind of plane that was? The F -14? No. At the end of the movie, at the end of the second one?
Speaker: I'm not a jet pilot. I thought they said it was in a 14. That was the end of that fight scene. That relic that they found? No. The end of the movie. His private plane. Oh, his private plane. I can't remember it, but I don't know planes from that. It's a P -51 Mustang, which was a plane that the Red Tails flew in the Red Tails with a Tuskegee hammer.
Speaker: And apparently during the very first top gun competition, the Tuskegee Airmen pilots won over all the pilots. They never really talked about it. So when I saw the story, I said, oh, that's why he was flying that plane like that at the end. We'll give a little bit of homage. Yeah, I didn't know that either. Yeah, I don't know. It was weak. Were the Tuskegee Airmen not, I mean, I know that they were the, they were, they were black pilots, but weren't in their time. Weren't they some of the best pilots out there?
Speaker: They were the best one. One of the other things that under the Obama's got shot now when the escort. I'm not 100 % sure, but I mean, I knew that there was, I did, they were, they were the black fighter pilots, but I thought that they were also the best. Basically one of the hardest part, none of the bombers got shot down when they were escorting.
Speaker: Anybody hasn't seen the movie, check the movie. I went to Tuskegee. I lived in Tuskegee. Um, when my unit deployed in 2009, they adopted Tuskegee. People deflickin' our air expeditionary wing because we were the fighter wing in the state and we had adopted a unit. So we was pretty much under there. Technically, I classify almost as one, because I was one of the, one of the people that was over there under the unit, which I think is fucking awesome. Absolutely awesome.
Speaker: But I never knew, I never knew that before this movie. I'm probably a lot of people, unless they have a military background or military knowledge or anything like that, probably wouldn't have put two and two together, but nice little, I saw it on TikTok. Nice little history lesson.
Speaker: Yeah, well, well, no, I think in that movie, if that was why he had that playing this nice little tribute. That's what I put into that. Yeah, that was that was nice. And, um, that dark star playing is a real playing too. I didn't know that either. Which one? The dark star playing. The fifth generation fighter. The one at the beginning? No. The ones he had, the fifth generation fighters he had to fly from. He had been 14.
Speaker: I didn't, I didn't realize they were real for real, but good God, that thing was up. That plane was a monster. Yeah, like I said, I'm not. I don't know a whole lot about airplanes. A little bit of a jet junkie. Well, weren't you a? There were four jets on one that so when I gave Rich, I was gonna buy one of each.
Speaker: I wanted them. I wanted the SR -71, the F -111, the F -14, and the F -16. There we go. Weren't you an aircraft pilot or something like that? No, I'm an aircraft mechanic.
Speaker: Not pilot, not a pilot, I meant mechanic. Hey, Miss Chris, what you doing, bro? Um, I did fly once though. That was fun. You flew or you were a copilot or like you got a ride? I was a copilot, but I flew. Nice. Those things terrify the hell out of you. Because of Chris technician for Sharon. Wouldn't share these lake.
Speaker: I'm not gonna disagree with you. And it's terrifying, because I don't even like to fly. As we discussed on the show, I'm terrified to fly. You know what? I'm gonna justify something. Be afraid. Be glad you're not there alone with the plane and just you, because they will literally fly themselves. They're scared of chatting. Figure that war stuff out, man. Crystal, let me tell you something, man.
Speaker: We've just met. Allow me to recommend this. Do you know Krista? Do I? Yeah, she's been in several lives. Okay, you've been here. I recommend this. Okay, dummy. Krista knows Krista. Krista Ignition. Yeah. Krista is wonderful. Nersi. Cam.
Speaker: those of you who are not watching the video replay or watching us live, if you listen to the audio replay, Tony D was holding up a box of crown rope each and he strongly suggests everybody tried. I had a comment on the video for the
Speaker: The Airmen Legends thing. Yes. Your voice is so relaxing. Could you read me a bedtime story? I have a hard time sleeping. Somebody told you that? There are drugs. I was like, I don't know about a bedtime story, but listen to the podcast if you like the sound of my voice. All podcast platforms. Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Twitch. I got pizza and one that you want some, man.
Speaker: Speaking of which. Okay. We're off to work, you know. Save for the morning night. Take pizza. Let me put the noodles. Don't fucking eat it. More for me, fucker. That would be me. But I try to make sure we eat as much as I do. I don't think anybody eats as much as you eat. All these boys will eat like me. Let me be clear. They eat like me. We're just down.
Speaker: We went to cash and I went to be dubs today. And that kid, you know, act like it was the first time he'd been there. He was like, man, these fries are good. The potato wedges are fries. Fries. I get the naked tenders with the potato wedges. Yeah. Pretty much. Well, I was trying to get him to get some wings.
Speaker: But he just got a burger, but then when I got my wings, cause I don't get, I don't get hot wings or anything like that. I get, um, I like the honey barbecue sauce. I liked the teriyaki and I liked the sweet barbecue, but I got a sweet barbecue tonight or today when we were there. And I was like, here, try a bite. And he's like, all right. So he took a bite. He was like, these are good as hell, man. He's like, I should have got some boneless wings. I said, see, I told you. He said, next time I'm getting wings. Right. Right.
Speaker: They eat their fries and he was like, man, these fries are good. I'm like, you ain't never been here before, dude. It's been a while. Hey, Chris, take mention. Let me go to reach down to me and figure it out for me. I'll hold you to the shot. But he was like, he was like, we need to come here more often.
Speaker: But yeah, we got the girls in a place where I'm at. I guess they're talking $10. I got my wings like I normally do. We sat there. I'm making me younger. Damn it. I got my wings. We sat there eight bullshitted watch football because I had the
Speaker: Dubb Bears and the Chiefs were on. I saw a Carolina one. They beat Washington. Did they? Yeah, they beat Washington by like three points. Yeah, we watched last night we were flipping back and forth between the Browns and Cincinnati game. Cincinnati got fucking throttled last night. Holy crap. No, by Arizona. The Browns were playing Jacksonville.
Speaker: Arizona throttle the fingers. Yeah. Yeah, at one point it was 36 to nine. Oh, Chris technician. Um, yeah, the Browns actually, um, Hey, you have fun and you behave. Love you girl.
Speaker: Behave yourself. Be careful. Be safe out there. It's a weekend. It's a summer. Be careful. All restrictions are lifted. CDC has lifted all restrictions. So y 'all be careful out there. She's in Florida. They don't have restrictions. It's a Wild West out there. No, we were watching the Browns game. And I was like, here's the Browns. Don't want the Browns to do. They were down like 13 to nothing at one point. Then them sons of bitches scored 24 unanswered points.
Speaker: Our rookies. Yeah. Our rookies were looking nasty last night. We drafted. Huh? We're trying to stay on the roster. Oh, I don't think these rookies had anything to worry about. They drafted a kid from LSU in the third round. I think he's from LSU. First NFL game ever. Got to pick six. Not just any pick six. Like, oh boy, the receiver had the ball, caught the ball.
Speaker: The old boy came and said, give me that motherfucking football. I ganked it out of his hands and said, see ya. And then we drafted this running back out of Cincinnati that I was excited for, but now I'm really fucking excited for. That kid went off last night. Did he really? Yeah, he went the hell off last night. He had one little hiccup, one little hiccup. And it wasn't necessarily his fault. He fumbled the ball.
Speaker: He was going, yeah, he was going, he was going down. He was going down and a guy came up from behind and, and hit it and it came loose. But, um, but that kid was on fire and they were talking to, uh, Wyatt Teller, one of our offensive linemen. And he's like, most NFL teams are lucky to have a two headed monster at running back position. Last year, we had a three headed monster. And this year we have a four headed monster. He was like,
Speaker: What do you think we're going to do this year?" I was just like, we had a monster that still lost a Super Bowl. Yeah, but... They were sick. No, they had two headed monsters in the back. But I will say, I didn't realize that Cleveland had signed Josh Dobbs from Pittsburgh. He played in Tennessee for a quarterback. And he actually looked decent last night. What's his name again?
Speaker: Josh Dobbs. He came out of Tennessee. Pittsburgh drafted him in. 1719 something like that and he was a backup for Pittsburgh for awhile. Then Carol, then he was in Carolina. I think last year for a minute and then Cleveland signed him or he was in Carolina, went back to Pittsburgh and then Cleveland grabbed him. But he actually he actually looked pretty good to Sean Watson. Not so hot in his first appearance.
Speaker: Did he play? Mm -hmm. Oh, that was your ratings right there. Yeah, he started. Yeah, he started the game. Yeah, they're going to get some money out of it. Yeah, they're going to get some playing time out of here. Oh, yes. And I think you did a couple, like, three or four series. I think he did. Fucking Jodi said that because she was working last night, the Cincy game, because it was in Cincy. Yes. Stadium holds 66 ,000. They had 60 ,000 for a preseason game.
Speaker: No, in Cincinnati. Because they played the Browns, right? No, it's last night was preseason. The Bengals were playing Arizona. The Browns were playing Jackson. OK, y 'all had 60 ,000 people. Cincinnati had 60 ,000 people in Jacksonville Stadium. Yeah, in Jacksonville Stadium look like a Browns home game. There were so many Browns fans there I was like man,
Speaker: I would, I would absolutely kill myself if I was like, I'm a Browns fan and I'm going to say this. And I mean this, if I was a Jacksonville Jaguars fan, I would feed myself to a shark. They live in Jacksonville. They live in Jacksonville. Wow. That's what I did. I did that last night, the preseason. That's, I heard Baker didn't look, uh,
Speaker: didn't look too bad today, but Baker's not a bad QB. But they just got his number, I think. Yeah. But yeah, Cash and I were sitting there watching the game, and he was like, where they playing at? And I said, I thought they were in Jacksonville, but they might be in Cleveland. Every time they showed the fans, every time they did a scan of the stadium and showed the fans, it was just orange and brown. I'm like,
Speaker: Wait a minute. Where? Yeah. Browns, I seen a thing the other day. I was obviously watching, you know, I've been doing, oh, I'm always watching football stuff and paying attention to football. But I seen a thing the other day and it said teams with the best attendance records the past like 20 years or whatever. And guess who was number one on that list? That's right. Not y 'all can't be. It was Cleveland.
Speaker: There can be. Cleveland was number one with an average of like 90, 94, or 95 % fan attendance at every game, every home game or whatever. Well, your home fans do be there. That's true. But they're lower. Dude, Cleveland fans are loyal as hell. And we have one of the largest fan bases in the country. It's insane. I don't know why so many people like the Browns. He's a Dara Brown. He got a tattoo.
Speaker: I love my teams. And that's one thing I've always said, and I've always kind of laughed at like, why do people get tattoos of their sports teams? Like I'm never going to get it. I will never get a Brown's like these asshole Dallas cowboy fans watch that go out every year and go. I'm going to get a Dallas Cowboys tattoo. This is Dallas Cowboys world champions, 2021. It's like really you asked for it.
Speaker: All right, really, first and foremost, A, you're a Cowboys fan, B, since the 90s, what have the Cowboys done other than disappoint? Watch the Patriots catch up to them. Watch who? Watch the Patriots catch up to them. Catch up to them with what? With championships. The Patriots got more championships than the Cowboys. Pittsburgh Steelers have more than anybody. No, the Patriots are tired with them.
Speaker: I think it's not. I'll check that, but it might be 6 -6 at this point. Well, yeah, they have to have 6 because Brady won 6 with them. Brady got 6 with them, yeah. Yeah, so they have to be tied. For a long time, it was Pittsburgh. They had 6. Pittsburgh is San Francisco. Yes. Pittsburgh is San Francisco.
Speaker: Let's see. Oh, wow. That pulled up the players. That pulled up the players, not the teams. This is kind of a curiosity thing. Go for it. Give me the, the most Super Bowls services behind them and in the Cowboys. Then it gets crazy after that. I think the giants up there after that.
Speaker: Uh, obviously Tom Brady has seven, Charles Haley has five, Marv Fleming has Marv Fleming, Ted Hendricks, Rocky blier, Mel Blunt, Terry Bradshaw, lay Brown, Sam Davis, Steve, about 900 motherfuckers have four. Rob Gronkowski.
Speaker: He got six, he got six by himself. Who? Grump, Grump. Grump's only got four. You gotta remember Grump's young. He hasn't, he wasn't moving yet. He's got, he's got three with, he's got three with the Patriots and one with the Bucks. Yes. I thought he had more with the Patriots than that. Wow. Adam Minatieri only has four.
Speaker: I thought he would have more. He'd stay with New England. He'd have had more. Was it him? No, him and... Vinicherry was with the Colts. Then he was with New England. He won one with the Colts and three with the Pats. Bill Romanowski. Who was the one that switched with him? Adam Vinicherry? Yes. And New England? Yeah. He went to Indianapolis. Alaski or one of those ski names.
Speaker: Yeah, they swapped teams only. Why? That made no sense. But what do I know? Here we go. You should be tired of watching this movie. I watched it a lot when you was a baby. Trust me. New England has six. Steelers have six. Dallas and San Fran have six.
Speaker: Crystal almost got nice. What? Oh. This one's a damn list, you silly sons of bitches. Special delivery. Kostowski, thank you. The Patriots have been there more times than anybody. They've been there 11. Yeah. Hell, they went the past nine.
Speaker: The Patriots are six and five in the Super Bowls. The Steelers are six and two. Dallas and San Fran have five. Green Bay, New York Giants have four. Denver, Washington, and Oakland have three. Miami, St. Louis, Baltimore, Indianapolis Colts. Baltimore slash Indianapolis Colts, not the Ravens, have two.
Speaker: The Ravens have two, Kansas City, Tampa have two, Seattle, Philly, Chicago, Jets, New Orleans, Vikings, I'm sorry, New Orleans, Jets, Bears, Eagles and Seahawks have one. Super Bowl, Super Bowl Championship. The Seahawks are one and two, the Eagles are one and two, the Bears are one and one.
Speaker: The Jets are 1 -0 and the West Saints are 1 -0. The Vikings and Bills, both been there four times, no Super Bowls. Bengals have been there three times with no Super Bowl. The Falcons and Panthers have been there twice with no Super Bowls. Chargers, Tennessee, or Titans slash Oilers have been there once, no Super Bowls. And the Cardinals have been there once with no Super Bowl. And the only four teams that have never been to a Super Bowl,
Speaker: Cleveland, Detroit, Houston, Texans, and the Jacksonville Jaguars. Jacksonville almost made it a few years ago. Mm -hmm. They were supposed to go that year. Good Lord, him or her, they were supposed to go that year. But, uh, anywho, with the help of who you just engaged in 75 fans across two platforms, word. What?
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Speaker: The fact that you have to be on that many for people to see you. I really don't. I'm on one platform. I can get on TikTok and absolutely kill it on TikTok until some jack off comes in there and gets their feelings hurt. Or some jack off from the past. I didn't kill him on TikTok. I didn't kill him on TikTok. You ever been in one of my TikTok lives? No. Yeah, exactly. You been on mine? You been on mine? Yeah, I was in one.
Speaker: You're not on there that often. If you were live on there one time, I popped in and said, hello. I had music playing, they muted it. On TikTok? Really? I didn't know. Chris, Chris Technicians has been in my periscope lives. I don't know if he's ever been on my TikTok lives. Dude, I used to, man, I used to have so much fun on my TikTok lives, on my main account.
Speaker: Uh, there'd be so many fucking people in there and we would just be having a blast. That's what pissed me off more than anything. Uh, you know, because I was able to transition from Periscope to TikTok. I transitioned pretty well from Periscope to TikTok considering the fact that I had to create a whole new, almost a whole brand new following on TikTok.
Speaker: Man, we used to have fun. There was always so many people in my TikTok lives. And now... You got to get 10 ,000 to go live or something. I got to figure out how to go live. You got to have 1 ,000. Oh, on your laptop? Yeah, I don't know. I want to go on my laptop, yeah. Yeah, I don't know how all that works. I'm not really too concerned about it. I don't know. Now, now, any more, yeah. Any more, you know, I don't do enough on TikTok to really have the base like I used to have before, because any more,
Speaker: I go on there and, you know, I'll go on there and I'll talk about the show or talk about this item, the other thing or whatever. But then he has to kind of filled out all the fucking thirsty broads because it's like, this isn't, this is TikTok. It's not a fucking baby now. Calm down. I'm in here talking about the damn podcast. Oh my God. Oh my God. You're thirsty. Oh my God. You're desperate. Go back to Adam and Eve .com. Get you a new toy.
Speaker: but they aren't here sleeping, boy. I know, I usually say my girlfriend thinks the same thing. Hey, shut it down real quick and then hurry. I ain't out there trying to fucking talk all that bullshit with nobody. I'm just out there trying to talk. I said that on my intro. I'm not here to end that date. I don't trust no pictures. Never gonna lie. Absolutely, Chris, you let us know. Pena wants to grow up there alive. He dying too.
Speaker: So you already know the three of us would be a problem. The three of who? Oh yeah, Chris, I am following you because I've been in, I've stopped by and watched a couple of your lives and said hello and talked to you for a few minutes. The three of who? I don't know why I'm on it yet. I see Helga up there and I've seen Pena. I think I've seen Helga. Backflip with them when he does his. I don't really get them.
Speaker: TikTok's been really weird lately. Like I'm not getting any notifications right now. Not even like people liking videos or commenting on videos or anything like that. I'm not getting any of that. I don't know. Yeah, no, that's what I was actually just looking at. But yeah, I don't know what's going on with TikTok. Cause like I said, I'm not getting any notifications. I'll go into it. Like if I open the app up.
Speaker: then it'll show me my notifications and show me, you know, oh, so -and -so liked you so -and -so commented, blah, blah, blah, this that not liked you, but liked your video or Jeff shared a video or whatever, because Jeff is always sharing videos on there. But I'm not getting them on my phone, so. But we are going to take a real quick break. Yeah, they can't be broken at times. It's self is broken.
Speaker: We are going to take a break at all Blacktop Mojo for your ear holes. If you will, check our guys out wherever you listen to music and all social media at BlacktopMojo. And if I can find it. Fuck you, Jeff. Fuck you, Jeff. Fuck you, Jeff. You have one job on this show. There we go.
Speaker: Oh, blacktop mojo for you. Go ahead and check them out. Let them know we sent you. Show them some love. If you've never heard of them before, at this point, you should have heard of them. If you listen to the podcast. By now, yeah, you should have. But we got a little blacktop. I feel like I'm a member of the band. All right. Moving back here just. My man, back is up there, man. He's just feeling it. He does his damn thing.
Speaker: that uh here we go a little bike top mode Jeff where we'll be back here just a few minutes when we come back we do have news I decided I'm gonna do news on Saturdays rather than Mondays and Mondays will be the top 10s there's typically jokes here and it's always fun to get Jeff's reaction with the news as well as Tony so but when we come back we got the news for you guys got some uh what the fuck is going on in the world
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Speaker: Gone, gone, gone I sit alone now The screen is cracked
Speaker: I hit the site again but the picture won't come back I tried to wait it out but I fell asleep near dawn I guess I won't know how it ends The signal's gone Gone, gone, gone
Speaker: Gone, gone, gone The pain is peeling from the walls And time reaches over so
Speaker: Outro's just a smidge too long, but I love that song. Welcome back to Nonsense School Nonsense, guys. Hopefully you enjoyed the show. It's a little bit of a slow start tonight, but we'll pick it up as
Speaker: Oh god, I'm gonna make a mess over here. I completely wrecked my desk. Forgot they're not already. Go check us out on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok. And you can always join us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday at 6 p .m. on YouTube and Twitch. You can hang out and chatters by shooting shit with us at your two cents, all that fun jazz.
Speaker: Good. If you can't make it to the live show, don't worry. That's okay. We got your coverage. You can listen to us on Spotify and basically everywhere you listen to podcasts. I learned of new places every day that we are located, uh, whether from a listener. I say shout them out. I say shout them out. Shout out what? All the podcast platforms. Well, Tony, um, I would like to, but that would be a podcast in its own. There's a lot of
Speaker: like, you know, for instance, uh, the Apple and Google, uh, Apple podcasts, Google podcasts, good pods, uh, anchor, um, fucking Spreaker. I mean, I don't know all of them. I don't even have all, um,
Speaker: I think it will help honestly. I understand if it will be a podcast in its own, but definitely like want some more shout out all the platforms. I think that'd be dope honestly. And I will say that because there are people who get up when they base it only on the views, but that realizes how many people are listening to us. You can't see the listeners. You can only see the views. That's normal shit. So to me, if everybody listened to us, we're in what 17 countries, you told me 18. Oh my God. Yeah.
Speaker: I see the listen, so I see how many people, it doesn't matter what platform you listen on, it shows up on Anchor. Anchor does all that, so it shows me. That's why I said I pushed the live, or I pushed the, I pushed the podcast like Spotify and the replay is more than I pushed the live. I don't, you know, lives, I enjoy the lives, but at the end of the day, the more replay listeners are going to try the live listeners and bring that up. That's why I'm so hard on you guys about sharing the Spotify link and sharing the link when I post the Spotify.
Speaker: I started sharing Spotify more than anything I did. Cause I would always show them the lives. I like the lives personally. No, the lives are, the lives are, you know, we do the lives because we enjoy them. And I enjoy the people that come in, but my main focus as far as getting listeners, as far as where the money's going to come from. The money's going to come from the Spotify or the, the, the podcast platform listening views or listens. Not so much the views on here. The views on live will come with the more listeners that you have that listen
Speaker: to the replay because that's why I say you can join us live every Monday, Wednesday, Saturday and YouTube and Twitch 6 PM. And then one time they're going to be home and they're going to go, Oh my God, I'm following these guys on YouTube in their life. Let me hang out with them on their live. So check us out wherever you listen to podcasts, all social media, get in the chat, get in the chat. I'm going to hang out with us on YouTube and Twitch. Go ahead and search up nonsensical nonsense. The other way that way.
Speaker: Go ahead and search this up. Nonsense. Well, nonsense. Give us a listen. Give us a like. Give us a follow. And if you'd be so kind, give us a share. Help us grow. We want to get out there and we want to get in as many ear holes as we can. We're podcast whores. We want in all your ear holes at the same time. Multiple holes of ears at the same time. It's an ear hole orgy.
Speaker: gangbang if you will. Not with COVID. Not with COVID. We're not going to spread COVID by listening to the podcast. That'd be a new one though. Give them a day or two and they'll probably say, if you listen to podcasts on your phones, you're going to catch COVID. So when you listen, make sure you wear an ear mask. Fucking people gonna walk around with masks over their face and their ears. I don't want to get infected by nonsensical nonsense. We've all had our shots. We're all well, except Jeffrey.
Speaker: We're all fine. You're not going to get infected by nonsensical nonsense. The only infection that you're going to get is the infection of laughter and joy and happiness, because that's what we bring you. Pleasure for your ear holes. So yeah, Google us. Listen.
Speaker: Love us, love us, love us if you know what's good for you. Sorry. Anyways, we also have an email, nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. You can hit us there. What up? Anything you want. It don't matter really at all. Honestly, the only reason the emails there is because of all the other stuff that I mentioned prior to the email. You have to have an email to set all that stuff up, but you can email us. I really hope you guys email us, share urban legends, because I would love to shout you guys out and share your stories.
Speaker: via your emails. And also we got a merch store here. So I mean that jazz shirts and hoodies. And Tiktok does urban legends. I would love to see the two share stores because he does different states. At teespring .com slash nonsense. You can check out our merch store. There's a lot of guys that there's a lot of people that do. That's why I said, I want to sprinkle it into our podcast. I don't want to do a podcast dedicated strictly to
Speaker: paranormal or urban legends or true crime and stuff like that because it's such an oversaturated market. Like I was telling you guys with movies or music, it's an oversaturated market. It's hard to get into, but if we're already established doing our show and we sprinkle it in, that's a little extra bonus for people who listen, who enjoy that kind of stuff. That's why I like about the deep dives because, you know, who knows where I'm going to go with it? Cryptids, ghost stories.
Speaker: True crime, serial killers, sports, you know, who knows? Who knows, Tony? Who knows? Who knows? And then it's like a little sandwich. On the first hour, you get our dumbasses being dumbasses, and then you get the deep dive on Wednesdays. Who knows what it's going to be? And then on this third hour, that last part of the sandwich, that top layer, you put it all together.
Speaker: Can you enjoy the nonsensical nonsense sandwich? So not only do you get the nonsensical nonsense in your ear holes, but then you enjoy nonsensical nonsense in your mouth. I say and do things just to get Tony's reaction because sometimes his reactions are absolutely priceless.
Speaker: which brings me which brings me to this ladies and gentlemen
Speaker: Listen to this. Okay, listen. I'm going to tell you a couple of stories. He's your favorite. You make yourself laugh. That's the bad part. You make yourself laugh. I can't say that when I put that no fighting clip, I'd be laughing my ass off. No fighting. No fucking fighting. No fucking fighting.
Speaker: Let's, uh, man, I mean, I shouldn't have turned my AC off. Oh, that's part of the problem. My fans not even working operator. Um, it was, it's kinda, we're coming into, we're getting some cooler nights and cooler day. Not like it's like in the high seventies, low eighties up here. So I figured I could open the windows, uh,
Speaker: turn the fans on and get my AC a little bit of rest. I'm going to. There we go. That's better. But anyways, let's jump right in here in the news. Yeah, I don't care, dude. Why do you line up on me like that? You think just because you got a new haircut that you. The fuck out of here. Keep it up. I'm gonna hit you with a
Speaker: Glick Stunner. Stone Cold Glick Stunner right here on the podcast. I'm gonna fight that kid. Anyways, let's go ahead and jump right into the what the fuck news, Tony. First story I got for you. A man discovers he's dead while he's lodging a police report. Hey,
Speaker: A man went to file a police report about a missing deed under his name, only to find out that he's been listed dead. Lo Choo Choo, that's his name. Lo, I'm sorry, it's probably Lo Choo Choo. Lo Choo Choo from Malaysia wanted to transfer the name of a two person grave site that he and his wife had purchased
Speaker: over to a relative due to financial struggles. But when he couldn't find the deed for the grave, he went to file a police report only to discover that he couldn't do that either because Locho was listed as dead. 71 year old, who's a funeral van driver of all things was advised to lodge a complaint to the national registration department after making the discovery back in January.
Speaker: that he was there. Apparently, however, he says his death status is yet to be rectified and has called on the JPN to respond. Chooms spoke at a press conference on Tuesday alongside a assembly man, Wong Booyang. I'm loving these names. I'm not doing this. That's his goddamn name, Wong Booyang.
Speaker: He enlisted the help of the matter. According to Metro, he said, I have been working at a funeral home for so many years, but I've never thought I would be listed as dead. Having been legally deceased for eight months, June has faced a number of difficulties when attempting to renew official documents. This has proven particularly problematic for his job as a driver, as he was unable to get his road tax certification renewed this year. Thankfully, he was finally able to do it.
Speaker: Hey, road tax. I don't know if things are different in Malaysia. Maybe you didn't have to like New York. Don't you have to get a yearly inspection on your car to drive it for something like that? Virginia, Florida. Virginia, Florida. Yes. Okay. So probably something like that. Yeah. Do like a road tax or something so you can, but thankfully he was able to finally convince the road transportation department to extend it for at least 18 months. Although it took numerous requests and visits to get that issue. Um,
Speaker: I wish I was very similar. How you doing? What's going on? I'm dead. How you doing? What? Wait, what? That's an urban legend. That's an urban legend. That's an urban legend. That's an urban legend. That's an urban legend. That's an urban legend. That's an urban legend. That's an urban legend. That's an urban legend. That's an urban legend. That's an urban legend. That's an urban legend. That's an urban legend. That's an urban legend.
Speaker: fairly hammered just past midnight. There's an effective use of my time. I think that you stumbled onto our Twitch stream makes it a very effective use of your time. Just hang out. We're working on getting drunk ourselves. It's only 7 30 in America. So cheers to you. Don't be a wanker. Hang out with us.
Speaker: But, yeah, so back in March, he had a pretty similar situation when it came to the state of elections, where he lives, and John was unable to vote. Well, come to America, the dead can vote in America with no problem. Yeah, that's right. Drink your beer. Why the fuck not? Yeah, that's why it's up. Yeah, more beers. That's never a problem to have more beers.
Speaker: uh when when uh when his driver's license was due to expire next month um with his driver's license and due to expire next month uh shown is now taking drastic action with the help of yang in order to resolve this issue um what could you
Speaker: could you imagine you go to renew your license or you go to get your sticker for your ready to do your registration and they're like uh uh mr mano we take your blood pressure how about you tony uh we don't mean to aware you are raise any uh uh warnings or anything like that we don't want to you know bother you but uh you're dead oh i don't think i am boy that's i'm here right there all right
Speaker: I don't feel dead. Who are you going to tell me that I'm dead? The hell is you talking about? I don't feel dead, but I guess, I guess if I'm dead, I'm done paying your silly taxes and I'm done doing a whole, except when you pull me over, they can't even register. When I, if I'm dead and I'm registered as dead, I'm going to go on a bank robbing spree. I'm not going to hurt anybody. I'm just going to go rob a bunch of banks.
Speaker: They can't convict a dead man, can they? I'm just saying, if I hit the lottery, they can't tax it. I mean, robbing banks are kind of like hitting the lottery. No. Let it be known, First National, if I'm ever dead and still wandering the streets. I don't even know if First National is a real bank. It is. Let it be known, if I'm dead and wandering the streets, I'm robbing you. I'm just saying, if I'm dead, just leave my money.
Speaker: Oh, I'm sorry you had to go to Texas. I mean, states are cool, but I'm sorry you had to go to Texas. There's a bit of a culture closed there, old chap. Yeah. Ted Mann -Robb's Bank missing. Ted Mann hosts podcasts, reads story of Ted Mann -Robbing Bank, sing Ted Mann -Robb Bank, said bank. But since you're new to the show, I'll go ahead and let you know. I have a list.
Speaker: things that made my list of things I don't like or that I'm going to slap around. Kangaroos. I'm convinced I can fight a kangaroo. Black bears. I can fight a black bear. The Boston accent, not the city of Boston, not the people of Boston, just their accent. Canada and I are cool. We're kind of on a touchy, and we're not on the greatest of terms, but I did declare war on them once and since then they have sent treaties. They didn't want none of that smoke. Moose, however, mousses.
Speaker: on my list, Texas also on my list. I don't know what it is. Sit back and enjoy the ride. We go from a guy who didn't realize he was dead, who was dead to a granddad who realizes he's been spelling his name wrong his entire life after checking his birth certificate. I'll blame his parents.
Speaker: I think there's a whole lot of people to blame. And I don't feel like this man was ever actually truly loved by anybody in his family. I don't think he had friends either. Like 60, a 61 year old bloke has recently discovered he's been spelling his name wrong his whole life. And after seeing a copy of his birth certificate, um, he kind of freaked out. Well, he didn't really freak out. It was just kind of a comical thing.
Speaker: Yep, according to the official document, Alan Granger, who has been spelling his name with two L's his entire life, is actually called Alan Granger with only one L. A -L -A -N instead of A -L -L -A -N, which is how he's been spelling it. Naturally over the course of... It's a Freudian slip.
Speaker: Yeah, right. Uh, naturally over the course of the, uh, of his, uh, six decades on the plan, Alan has racked up a fair amount of legal paperwork, including his driver's license, wedding certificate, which both have his incorrect name on it. Guess who's not legally married, Alan. Run while you can, homie. What that ain't no grounds for divorce ain't married really.
Speaker: He's not Allen with two L's. He's Allen with one L. And in a more permanent mood, he has also got two tattoos with the misspelling on unlucky pal. And they purposely spelled unlucky with two L's and pal with two L's. It's trying to be funny in this report. Unlucky pal.
Speaker: As you can imagine, the dad of two was left dumbfounded after the mix up was discovered by his family this weekend. Allen reckons the mistake must be down to whoever filled and the birth certificate as he insists his folks always spelled it with the double L. Allen or out in to give him his legal name said I couldn't believe it.
Speaker: I've been spelling my name like that all my life. When my daughter said that I thought she was winding me up, I was just dumbfounded. I just couldn't, I just couldn't believe it. I think it was a mistake on the birth certificate because my mom wouldn't let me go through school spelling my name like that. I got two tattoos with my name on it, on my arm and one on my hand. Who gets their own name tattooed on them?
Speaker: I mean, I would, there's three of us, so. Yeah, but I mean, you wouldn't put like your name, you're a third, right? I'm a junior, my son's a third. Oh, your son's a third. You would just put the name as a family name, you wouldn't, or would you put junior on there?
Speaker: My dad was senior, I'm a junior. My oldest boy, he's a third. So I always play. I can't say much because I thought about - Yeah, I was going to get like a tattoo of all three of us. And I was going to put four because my baby boy's in there too. I was going to get a tattoo down my arm. Even if my mom was like, don't do that. And I'm like, okay. I don't know. I just couldn't imagine getting my name tattooed. I mean, I thought about getting Glick tattooed on my back, but then I was just like, I was kind of dumb. But Alan says that he's not changing it.
Speaker: And he says, I don't see what difference it would make. But his daughter actually shared a video of her finding out, showing them and all that on old Ticky Tacky. Yeah, Ticky Tacky. Ticky Tacky. Well, from the dead man to the man who couldn't quite figure out how to spell his name to this Tony Dean.
Speaker: Man who drinks urine each morning has a bust up with his house made over smelling, bathing in the kitchen. That's what I'm saying, silence. That's what I'm saying. Everything null and void because he's been spelling his name wrong all this time. A lot of things in the wrong voice. You've been calling the wrong name in the bedroom all these years.
Speaker: I mean, it's not pronounced differently. Is it still Allen? Depends on how much ever she puts on the Ls. Well, if he's doing it right, if she's having that much fun, it doesn't really matter if his name's got one L in it or 45 Ls in it. I didn't even say my name, did I? I can't. I can't. I can't disagree with you on that. I like that too.
Speaker: I know I'm supposed to disagree with you, but I can't disagree with all that. That's a valid point. I like that as well. You don't have to say nothing. You don't have to do that. Just reach up, give me a couple of call marks down my chest or down my back and bite the fuck out of me. I don't care. As I said, a man who drinks urine each morning doesn't say his own urine. It just says urine. So we're going to dive into that as we get into this story.
Speaker: Uh, has a, uh, bust up with his house made over the smell and baby in the kitchen. But, um, uh, the man who whose morning routine, excuse me, sorry, uh, includes drinking, okay. Drinking his own urine has revealed that an unusual, that his unusual habit led to a bust up with his house made over the smell. Brother, brother Sage has been drinking his pee for almost 20 years.
Speaker: claiming it is a cure all. Despite the lack of any scientific evidence to support the practice, the 68 -year -old is so convinced by Eurotherapy, he's now selling a course for 280 pounds in which he helps people to unlock the secrets of their weeds.
Speaker: believing it can be used to treat everything from cancer to sunburn. Sage from Colorado, US said, I wake up in the morning and I'll drink what I saved in the night. Most people will drink it first thing in the morning and people who are on detox will do looping, which means everything they collect will be drank throughout the day.
Speaker: The cleaner you can get your diet, the better it'll look, smell, and taste. Of course, storing pee in the house doesn't come without its pitfalls, especially when you're sharing a house. It's a good idea if this is your lifestyle to check with the potential housemates so they know you do this in your room, bathroom, or in the house. So there won't be that moment of surprise I do
Speaker: You're in there. I was given this information a few months ago, and I refuse. Many people drink urine. Yes. Oh, really? Apparently is healthy. Why would you consider it healthy? Well, I mean, they say that your urine is actually cleaner than most things and good for you. I've heard that for years. Of course, I also believe that's after it's filtered and everything else like that. I don't think you're supposed to drink it straight from the tap.
Speaker: which you could do very easily, Tony. You know who would try this and probably lay on his bed and do it. You know he would. Next news. You know Jeff would. You know Jeff would. Next news, please. You don't like that? I don't like it.
Speaker: I worked so hard to bring you good news stories. All right, Todidi, how about this? How about we cleanse your palate with this one? Man's wife leaves him for doing feces therapy. Cool. Man's wife leaves him because she's tired of him doing feces therapy. He eats his own feces. I just made that up, actually, Todidi.
Speaker: Since you couldn't this is you couldn't handle the year, sir. I just made that one up Worker tears down luxury homes with a digger as payback for getting fired a Person to be believed to be a former worker has taken control of a digger excavator if for those of you who What what national fuck
Speaker: Right now, Silas has reconsidered his life decisions. He's like, maybe, maybe I shouldn't have listened to these guys and hung out on nonsensical nonsense. It only goes up from here, brother. I promise. But took control of a digger and just demolished a luxury marina in Canada after allegedly being fired.
Speaker: If there's one thing we've learned on a number of occasions in recent years, it's that you shouldn't get on the wrong side of people who operate heavy machinery. And as a former heavy equipment operator, I will say you are absolutely correct. I saw our robot. I refused to. Yes, because we can do a lot of fun things with heavy equipment, especially for Trump.
Speaker: Um, of course it's not okay to just demolish things all willy nilly, like the lad who wrecked the travel lodge in Liverpool back in 2019 over a wage dispute, but it's just smart business to avoid that possibility of that happening. In this case, a person is believed, uh, to be a disgruntled ex employee got stuck into an expensive Marina in Canada, thrashing through the lakeside property with a big old red excavator.
Speaker: The whole scene was captured on camera by shocked bystanders before the police officers arrived at the pride of Russo Marina on the banks of the Muskoka whatever lakes sports are hard. When the coppers turned up, listen here, see the coppers are coming. You gotta get out of that excavator, okay?
Speaker: That's what it says in this article when the coppers turned up the 59 year old man was arrested and he was charged with mischief It's fucking destroyed an entire damn sign of a house according to the Mischief in question is a significant amount of damage to a bit of pretty exclusive property the man believed to be a former worker at that very site also been find the equivalent of a
Speaker: 3 ,200 pounds and is set for a date in the courthouse. There's video footage that shows the red machinery tearing through the second floor of the house. One observer tweeted, you can't make this up a disgruntled fired employee from the marina near our lake house snapped and destroyed the entire marina with an excavator. It don't take much as a marina, so would. Well, these are, well, yeah,
Speaker: But based off the pictures, these are big houses. It's a, it's a pretty nice house, pretty decent size house. So, but again, like I said, it does not take a lot when it comes to, uh, heavy equipment and, uh, Oh, you remember that, that Liverpool incident. So, thanks. Well, Tony D.
Speaker: This goes back to the comment that was made a few minutes ago about just, just, you know, I say my name just by me, scratch me, whatever. Got another story here for you, buddy. Another guy went into a bank with his farm bucks. Construction workers and mad farmers. That's awesome. That's awesome.
Speaker: Hell yeah. Well, Tony Dean, did you know women have three kinds of orgasms? Listen to that nonsensical nonsense. We're here to educate you. It's not all fart and dick jokes around here. We're here to educate, enlighten, teach, learn you a lesson or two.
Speaker: Well, Tony researchers have revealed that the female pelvic floor muscles showed three patterns when the female climaxes. A wave. One of the most shocking facts. A fact. A fact. One of three patterns when a female climaxes. You got the wave, Tony D. A little wave exit.
Speaker: You have a volcano. You have the volcano. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. At least an avalanche. What? Avalanche. Let's dive into the story, shall we? Yeah, let's shout. I beat Tony's interest. See, I always bring it back around for you, Tony.
Speaker: I disturbed you and I get you feeling all sorts of ways and then I bring it back around. The lead expert, James Poffis, professor of neuroscience at the Charles University in Prague, explained how the name referred to the way the pelvic floor movements appeared during a buildup to an orgasm and the release of tension at orgasm. Well,
Speaker: Can I get a hallelujah? The wave looks like a successive contract contractions
Speaker: that lower the tension downward during orgasm. The volcano rides a lower pelvic floor tension, but then explodes into tension and is released in orgasm. For the study, 54 women, but where's the, where is the avalanche there, Professor? I don't make this shit up. I'm just listening to motherfuckers.
Speaker: 54 women used a Bluetooth connected vibrator called the lioness. Stop. Oh no. And it is hoped that the device could be used like a Fitbit to help women receiving treatment for orgasm disorder. Tony D. They actually, Tony D. They actually have devices
Speaker: uh, sex toys, if you will, that you and your partner can use if you are in different parts of the world. Like she has one toy or the toy part of it, but it syncs up to your phone and it's an app that you download and say you're on the phone or video chatting together or whatever, and you guys can use it. I don't know why you're walking away.
Speaker: You're going to blue suit your wife for busting up when you ain't around. She don't need you no more. I hate to break it to you, Tony D, but go to adamandeve .com. Women don't fucking need us anymore. And that's been like that for years. Since the guy whose ex -wife used to sell those toys and I had two totes full of them in my garage. First of all, they don't need us. They want us.
Speaker: I'm ready for a typical UK headline. I saw the damn machine that them girls are using, and one user said, I'll take two of them. A drunk man who laid down in front of a hotel in protest because staff wouldn't let him to his room was moved on by police.
Speaker: because because he had the wrong hotel police responded to reports of an intoxicated man lying in protest on the pavement outside of the premiere in and born mouth and if I butcher that I apologize in the early hours of Sunday morning in protest against being refused what he thought was his room that man decided to lie down in the pavement outside there telling and he's at the wrong damn hotel was this you silence
Speaker: Are you trying to tell us something? It sounds like I just got out. I'm still fucking there. That's awesome. Give them the X -Files music. Who the hell is the X -Files music? I gotta get the X -Files music keyed up on who's first. I haven't sent it to myself yet. That's how it sounds. This is all.
Speaker: What was the worst mistake? What was the worst mistake? What was the worst mistake? What was the worst mistake? What was the worst mistake? What was the worst mistake? What was the worst mistake? What was the worst mistake? What was the worst mistake? What was the worst mistake? What was the worst mistake? What was the worst mistake? What was the worst mistake?
Speaker: The truth is out there. Well, Tony. Who was you, Stoke? The underscore was you laying on the pavement. Well, Tony, we've discussed the ladies in their orgasmic adventures. I don't want to do this. How can we not discuss the phallic Italian festival that sparks outrage? The phallic?
Speaker: an Italian festival that features an Italian festival that features women taking part in a banana eating contest that features
Speaker: Women who take part in a banana eating contest has sparked outrage. More than 5 ,000 people attended this year's Festa Diggly Yuma Tuna in the village of, in a village to celebrate men's virility. But the festival has been slammed for sending a devastating message to young boys.
Speaker: The event was first held in 1977 after an earthquake devastated the region and also recalls the extraordinary period from 1950 to 1965 where the only babies born in the village were predominantly male. Fertility is celebrated at the festival with phallic symbols and a number of events are held across the two -day period.
Speaker: Uh, president of, um, California Rosa, an organization that supports female victims of domestic violence said it's very serious, not only for women, but also the community. What message are we giving boys? Agreed. A devastating message. It is absurd to pass it off as a party. He wasn't callous. It was fallous. You agree with this crazy lady because they're celebrating men and celebrating
Speaker: The male member. You would. You would. You would. One more from this side of the pond. I don't think uh you know I don't think there's anything wrong with it. Celebrating men and celebrating our uh
Speaker: Art Johnson, if you will. We create life. Our lump muskle. The only muscle I've ever had to take to the gym to flex. I wish there was a workout I could do to make mine bigger. Terry is the right woman. What?
Speaker: It's not going to make it bigger. It's been put on the sex offenders register. He was caught getting intimate with it. Hold on a second. What is a Vicar? A retired Vicar has been put on the sex offenders register after he was caught getting intimate with a Henry Hoover. John Jeff 74 was wearing just a pair of lady stockings.
Speaker: in a vacuum nozzle when she was thrusting into, when he was caught by a churchgoer who was attending to talk about Asperger's syndrome. They described how he was standing between two dark shears, thrusting into a Henry Hoover at the Baptist Center in Middleton Chaney, North Hampton Shire.
Speaker: Wow, that takes you back to scary movie. I've been talking about, I told you not to tell me when I'm cleaning my room. But here comes in with the goddamn vacuum cleaner. Y 'all are sick. Y 'all are sick.
Speaker: Why are we sick? We didn't do it. We didn't have anything to do with it. We're just... The UK has been known for being off the chain. I did not need proof. They are very, in the UK, and Silas correct me if I'm wrong, but a lot of things in the States that we consider taboo are not taboo in the UK. They're very open. I'm not saying that this guy was okay about fucking a vacuum cleaner.
Speaker: But they're very open -minded and kind of, I can't think of the words, words are hard. But like some of the things that we think is a sexual perversion is just a normal day in the UK. They're very open -minded sexually. Very open -minded, very sexual. Just watch some of their shows. Watch some of the TV shows from the BBC.
Speaker: and you'll see that. But, uh, Tony, I think I have, um, good luck with this one. Actually, let me close your ballot here. I was going to wrap it up, but I'm going to do one more story because we can't do the news.
Speaker: If we don't go to our favorite place in the great states of America, but the one and only Florida. Florida. Florida. Go! Yes, they do. Television shows get away with a lot more down there. Well, down in Florida, 800 people compete. Compete.
Speaker: to remove Florida's evasive snakes. How? More than 800 competitors will be trudging through the Florida Everglades for the next eight days in search of the invasive Burmese pythons that will bring in thousands of dollars in prize money. How many of you motherfuckers have not seen the Anaconda?
Speaker: Don't go into the swap. Don't go into their habitat. And for the love of God, those creatures can actually get up to like 16 feet long. Let's go ahead and talk this shit since we're on this show. I'm a hell of a no you didn't. I know one thing. I know good and damn well. Take your answers down there. Do me a favor. Put a chip inside yourself so we can find you and you'll become the snake's remains. Have you ever seen what a snake looks like after it eats, Tony? Yeah.
Speaker: We're going to find them. We're going to see a body inside of a snake belly, like. Yeah, there's a bunch of them Burmese pythons down there. Easy to help them. Easy. Yeah, there are. Well, that's why they said they're an invasive species. And they have been a problem in Florida for many years. But who the fuck signs up to go into the swamp and look for them? People who think they can hunt snakes cannot march you. But let's be clear. The Burmese python can be 16 feet. The anaconda go to 32. You know what?
Speaker: Five times my length. Why the hell am I going to get in the water with something five times my length anyway? Just has a mouth eyes and it moves very slow. And it wraps around me. I don't stand a multiple chance. They don't move that slow by the way. They actually move pretty fast. But I'm going to take a page out of your book. But seeing that movie, I'm out.
Speaker: It's like you won't go to hell, y 'all. Nope, don't fuck that. Nope, goodbye. Yeah, but 800 competitors will be trudging. No children of the corn. Y 'all kiss my ass. I don't need to let driving out country rules for real. Yeah, but they got thousands of dollars in prize money, man. This is significant because every python removed is one less invasive species preying on our native birds, mammals, and reptiles.
Speaker: We'll find him. Said First Lady, said Florida First Lady, Casey DeSantis, future First Lady of America. Since 2000, more than 17 ,000 pythons have been removed from the Everglades ecosystem, according to - 17 ,000 Burmese pythons? In the last 22 years. 17 ,000? But here's the thing, listen, but here's the thing, Tony,
Speaker: Um, I know a little, you know, we were talking about planes earlier and I said, I don't know much about planes. I'm not even going to speak on that. I do know a little bit about snakes, but these pythons, I think they can lay like up to a hundred eggs at a time. More than likely the same thing happened with these Burmese pythons. Where the males at? They're around. The most of the pythons are going to be a female, I believe. Uh, according to the news release, Burmese pythons, which are not native to Florida prey on birds, mammals and other reptiles.
Speaker: Okay. So yeah, it actually says here, um, the female Python can lay as many as a hundred eggs a year. Cash prizes up to $2 ,500 are available in both professional and novents novice, novents, new words are hard categories for those who remove the most pythons. They're not just catching on one. So can you imagine like,
Speaker: just in the Everglades and they're just fucking pythons on top of pythons or something. They're going to use drones and airboats. So what happens in places like Florida with the Burmese pythons and even iguanas, iguanas are an invasive species and they're all over the place down in Florida. What happens is a couple of, yeah iguanas, they're not native, they're not native in Florida but they are an invasive species and they are a problem down there.
Speaker: Um, but what happens is, uh, if I can steal a phrase from you, Tony D, some knucklehead thinks that I want to pet, I want to pet it. Why? I want to pet Python. Well, then they realize, shit, this Python just tried to eat my fucking kid. I got to get rid of it. What do they do? They open the back door. So, you know, and, and we all know people in Florida are not the brightest people, but these people.
Speaker: Yeah, there are, I have a lot of friends in Florida, but they're also not the brightest people. That's why we call it Florida. So these, and you a hundred eggs, a hundred, you can lay a hundred eggs, a pop. I don't know how many of those eggs survive. I don't know if all a hundred of them hatch and survive or whatever, but still, it doesn't take that long for it to become a population issue with snakes, especially down in the swamps and it's Florida where it's warm all year round.
Speaker: I mean, it's an ideal climate for them, just the same thing with iguanas. And alligators and crocodiles. But they're, we don't have crocodiles. Crocodiles are, they have alligators. I don't think they have crocodiles, but they have alligators. But they're also, they're also a native. Oh, yes, Stokes, honest, they have. And I did read your comment. I wasn't going to go there. That's a damn shame. No, because it's in the closet and it's all buried. But, um,
Speaker: The pythons and the Gators be wrestling with each other. Alligators are not necessarily not native to the southern regions. I think who's got the biggest problem down there with those two are the Jaguars. The Jaguars football team. They got a lot of problems. They got a lot of problems. Actually, the alligators and pythons might be beneficial to the Jacksonville Jaguars.
Speaker: but uh but uh what was I was saying? He said a man has been left red face and red arched after he was in a toilet cleaning wipes instead of loo roll. Oh my goodness. Leon Glee and twenty -nine suffers soreness in an intimate area after using an antibacterial wipes from Tesco. He didn't realize that he that they were actually meant to be used to clean the toilet not his
Speaker: Holy smokes. That's a bird. They haven't, they haven't wiped out a lot of American native species, but they're just, um, they are a danger to them. So yeah, people, I agree with that. But I mean, it's the same thing with, uh, a lot of, uh, a lot of, um, unfortunately, well, not unfortunately, but with America being America, um, like
Speaker: like cockroaches. They were never native to America. That's why they're called German cockroaches because they come from German. Our quote unquote American cockroaches, a lot of people in the South call them palmetto bugs or water bugs. They're the big cockroaches that will not infest your house. The living conditions for them are not right. They prefer to be outside. The little ones that infest your house and fuck up everything. Those are German cockroaches.
Speaker: They come from Germany. They also have, you know, Asian cockroaches. So, but those were, those came in off of - The wife was in Japan. She said they could, you could hear cockroaches over there. Yeah, they got hit some cockroaches. We have Asian cockroaches over here. They're little, they look like German cockroaches and they fly. They'll see fly roaches. They'll scare the shit out of you. But, but you know -
Speaker: America being America like it is over the years and centuries and stuff like that with transportation and cargo and this and the other thing we've been introduced to a lot of quote unquote non -native species to the states. Unfortunately like pythons and iguanas down in Florida they were introduced into the habitat into the environment by stupid ass animal owners who
Speaker: had no business having those types of animals and then releasing them once they realized that they couldn't take care of them. There is an island in Florida called Monkey Island, basically the same thing. It's inhabited by monkeys, not native to Florida, not native to the States at all, but I think it's called Monkey Island. I think it's in Florida. I could be wrong, but I've heard it mentioned. Maybe it's not Florida, maybe somewhere else.
Speaker: But they believe that that was actually from a research. Oh, South Carolina. Sorry, my bad. South Carolina. Yet a second. But that is believed that those monkeys got, they escaped Tony G.
Speaker: I saw an outbreak, fuck that. A research facility. I've seen Planet of the Apes, fuck that. Take your damn dirty hands off me, you filthy ape. It was a dangerous thing in the UK, our people. Why is the hell in the movie? Oh, what are we going to do? All right, we are up against it. We are going to take a real quick break, everybody.
Speaker: That's the news outro, because that's how Tony feels every time I give him the news. That's not what I meant to play, but it worked out perfectly. It works. See, that's how I was able. That's how I roll, man. I was able to improvise. Oh, let's go with... Let's go with Hunger Strike. Little Blacktop Mojo and Small Town Titans with their cover of Hunger Strike. We'll be right back here in just a few minutes. Don't go nowhere. Hang out.
Speaker: And we'll come back and get back into the nonsensical nonsense that is the show.
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Speaker: But it's on the table, the fire is cookin' And the firemen babies, the slaves are all workin' Blood is on the table, the mouths are all chokin' And I'm goin' hungry I'm not on my steamer
Speaker: But it's on the table the fire is cooking And the farming babies the slaves are all working But it's on the table the mouths
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Speaker: I just got an email at nonsense go nonsense podcast at gmail .com. You guys can email us anytime you'd like. And there's merch store, teespring .com slash nonsense go nonsense podcast. We are back. I don't know how Tony's feeling after the news, but that is my goal when I do the news to just, just, just make him, he has PTSD from my news. And that was, excuse me, that's the whole point. That's what I do.
Speaker: It's how I roll. It's how I get down. But like I said, welcome back to the show. Hopefully you guys have been enjoying it so far. It's so weird that it's only eight o 'clock and it's a Saturday night show. Usually we're just getting started, but I like the new timeframe. I don't have to excuse me because I am stuffing my fat face. Grab me a burger. Well, it was a little bit harder for me.
Speaker: to eat on the show because I host a show. I could really grocery I'll show you these ingrown toenails they be putting on TikTok. I will fire you. It'll be one less platform you're on. 110 in the morning. That's what's up, man. You're still early. You still got plenty of drinking time. 110 in the morning. Oh, excuse me.
Speaker: Yeah. Only for an alcoholic. Oh my God. I have nothing to do with being an alcoholic. First and foremost, you're in the UK. I know y 'all can drink. Trust me. Y 'all drink y 'all asshole. 27 degrees Celsius. What is that Fahrenheit? I'm not sure. What is 27 degrees Celsius in Fahrenheit? 27 degrees Celsius. Oh yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. 80 degrees.
Speaker: about same temperature, we're might be a little bit cooler up here. Then when I was actually when I was looking for news tonight, I seen a thing that said that what the climate change or you guys are getting a lot warmer weather. And jellyfish in your guys's area are are it's affecting them. But you guys are starting to eat jellyfish. Wow, you guys are starting to eat jelly crisp. Over there. So you're starting to eat jellyfish.
Speaker: Never, well, they got that many now. I'm not eating a jellyfish. I think I might give it a try. Of what? Don't be curious. I think it was in the UK. Maybe it was somewhere else. Maybe it was Australia. I don't know. No, somewhere over there wasn't in the States. I know that much. Australia didn't have a jellyfish situation. I remember hearing that before. Let me see if I can find it.
Speaker: Really wasn't newsworthy for the show, but. Yeah. Jellyfish may be turned into Chris scientists are making plans to turn jellyfish into Chris as they provide plenty of nutrition. Sign, uh, the slimy sea creatures have invaded British waters in recent time due to warm summers. So the, okay. It's not killing them, but it's bringing them over there.
Speaker: because of the warmer weather. Scientists suggest that they can become nutritious snacks. The jellyfish can be given an extra crunch if they are marinated in alcohol or doused in salt and vinegar. Researchers Dr. Matthias Claussen and a team from the University of Southern Denmark are experimenting with a number of flavor options. He said that it's not an unfamiliar taste. It is a bit like pork scratchings, which I'm assuming might be like our pork rinds.
Speaker: Oh, hell no. So. Wow, man. Yeah, that is crazy for the resources. That's normal here. Viewing of the future report conducted, the British supermarket, Sandsbury also suggested that jellyfish will become a common snack in the years ahead. Recent research has found jellyfish to be full of nutrients and vitamins.
Speaker: and stingers and poisons and toxins. No. You'll fucking eat their goddamn stingers and stuff. It's the same thing with the... What if blowfish are extremely venomous and can kill you? Yeah. And people eat them. Yeah. Three hours, give or take, Cameron. Cameron knows the damn schedule on Saturday. What is he talking about? Well, we messed him up because we went live at six since we changed up a little bit on the format.
Speaker: But I think I would try jellyfish crisps or jellyfish chips. I think I would try them. So I'm surprised you're not more open -minded to different foods considering you were in the military and travel the world. I'm close -minded as hell on food. Yeah. Oh, man, I'll eat it. I'll try anything. I've eaten snake. We used to gig our own bullfrogs and eat their legs. Crawl dads.
Speaker: I've had Gator. Gator's really good, but I hear Gator's super hard to cook because you have to cook it a certain way. Otherwise, because it's a real rubbery, gamey taste to it. They're 150 million years old. Ooh, Gator's? Yes. Well, they're 150 years old. Delicious. I'm at tortoise. There's some secret herbs and spices for your ass. There's some secret herbs and spices for your ass.
Speaker: Russian tax food. Exactly. Silence. And I've had both. Actually, I have a box. I have a box of MREs down in my basement. And one of my neighbors gave me an older gentleman when I first moved to South Carolina. He said, I know you're probably going to think I'm crazy, but we do get hurricanes down here. You never know what's going to happen. I want to make sure you and your family are taken care of. And he gave me a big old box of MREs.
Speaker: He's like, I got, I got like 40 or 50 boxes in my house. I was like, that damn. Prepper much. They don't spoil. No, that's the thing. No, I've had them for years now. They're down in my basement right now. They don't spoil. This is true. I actually tried one one night on Periscope, I think. I got tired of the smell of them things. I was drunk, so I can't really remember what it is. Yeah, I got it.
Speaker: No, I was at my house. I don't go out. I was at my house. I was doing my periscope show. And then they seen them because they were in my garage where I did, like where my man came was, it was up on my shelf. And they're like, what are you, what are you, the MREs or whatever? And I said, yeah, they're like, you should eat one live. And I'm like, all right, fuck it. It wasn't bad, at least from when I was heating it up. And then I did one and I heated it up. I got tired of hearing it smelling that thing when it heats up.
Speaker: I had a guy, I used to work with an Abercrombie that used to bring one for lunch every day. You're the Marine. I'm like, dude, really? You don't have to eat that stuff anymore. We do that. We'll, we'll, we'll, we'll come back and we'll just have one. I'm like, bro, you ain't got to eat this. I'll buy you one for me. Oh my God. And Abercrombie had a really good cafe that had amazing food. And it wasn't like stupid expensive either.
Speaker: but it was for the employees and stuff. I'm like, man, I'll buy you lunch and you don't have to eat that shit. He's like, oh, I like it. I'm like, you don't fucking like that. Shut up. We should try and hunt the chocolate. And it wasn't even a money thing. The chocolate pudding pack. I was looking for the red hots. The red hots and cookies. They were y 'all in prison or in the military.
Speaker: I'll trade you cookies and red hots for a chocolate pudding. What kind you got? I don't want this veggie shit. Let me get the... I got like a school cafeteria. What's your mom make here? Peanut butter and jelly. I hate peanut butter and jelly. How about me and Turkey? I fucking hate Turkey. I tell her all the time. I wish I had a peanut butter. I'll trade you. No peanut butter for Turkey. Deal. Done deal.
Speaker: And not a Swiss swirl again. I wish I had a nutty, buddy. I got you, buddy. I mean, I know. I was over there with y 'all, so I know y 'all was. I'm not even going to do it. It feels vegetarian. I got mad. That's all I remember. I was looking for chicken a la king. I'm vegetarian. Yes. Yes. Oh my god.
Speaker: You see how big I am? I'm glad I was in the military. And you lost your mind. Well, actually, you know what? I probably would have enjoyed it because I don't eat a whole lot. I don't eat like Huey. It blows my mind listening to you talk about it. I couldn't over there like that, even though I ate pretty good for the most part. But when I came home, I grew up for most of my life.
Speaker: Sometimes you never knew when the next time you were gonna get to eat was. I still don't eat like that. I'm like. You come home, you know, you're like. I mean, I eat. Yeah, you like you had to. Home, you get to eat like you want to, so. Yeah, them biscuits will, yeah, them biscuits will help, still, but I know. I mean, I eat, like, don't get me wrong. I usually eat lunch and dinner, but. Where really do I eat?
Speaker: You come over eating like you're supposed to. Like I said, you could eat like you have to after a while and then you're like, okay, when I get home, this is what I'm going to do. And this is what I'm not going to do anymore. I don't want to see no more Crystal Light. What was that? Was that a big thing like that you guys had? You put in the water and you're good.
Speaker: Cause we always had water over there. That's why I wasn't drinking a lot of water when I came back. They were like, you need some water so I don't want to see more damn water. I want soda. I want cherry coke. You have no idea how much water I drank. I was a fucking fish in the desert. I drank so much goddamn water. And we had to, we had to drink like a quarter hour. Well, a quarter every 15 minutes. Oh yeah, it was so fucking hot and everything was there, man. Yeah, you'd be dehydrated over there. Dehydrated? I asked you to get dehydrated quicker than shit. I was looking for a fruit juice, cherry sodas, everything.
Speaker: I'm not going to eat no more damn chicken when I get home just the first place I went to Zach's piece like a demo. I can't fault you Zach's piece Zach's piece is awesome. I like Zach's piece my only problem with Zach's piece is their price. Yeah like what you pay for you really don't get
Speaker: Money's worth. It's worth the money. I will say that that Cajun Club combo is the truth. I don't care what anybody says. Yeah, but I just don't think you get your money's worth any. Like, when I go to Raising Cane's, Raising Cane's is expensive. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to bullshit you. I don't, man, I like Five Guys Burgers and I love their fries, but I won't go there. I think it's absolutely insane. It's after football practice.
Speaker: Oh, shit. Nice. You've been a long time ago. Golly. The Falklands was in the 80s. But yeah, like, as much as I like Five Guys burgers and fries and stuff, I just can't.
Speaker: I can't justify spending $25 on a burger and fries. You're going to be full. I will tell you that. Yeah, but still, man, like Austin wanted me to bring her five guys the other day when she was at work. She texted me. We brought me something to eat. I'm like, uh, you know, what do you want? She's like, what is it? And I was like, Oh, McDonald's, Wendy's, Sonic, whatever. She's like, can I get five guys? I was like, no.
Speaker: I don't even need it, five guys. I'm not gonna get you five guys, you're out of your mind. I was like, there are plenty of other places. No, not the original one. She's like, what about me? They're not gonna try again, Stowick. I'm gonna go ahead and tell you, that was a, we all have our presumptions on that conflict. And everybody throws a bunch of meth. They actually can't believe that it happened. I don't think it'll happen again.
Speaker: I think gas probably wound up from everybody flying down there in the first damn place. I couldn't believe that shit. Glick, you probably don't remember that. I don't think, I'll be 100 % honest with you, I've never heard of it. The Falkland Islands was a conflict and the biggest problem was they thought it started because they lost the soccer match and they wanted to go to war. So motherfuckers from Europe flew down to the Falkland Islands. The Falkland Islands are off of the coast, or off of the Atlantic close to South America. Is that where the Falkers come from?
Speaker: No, I don't know where the fuck was coming from. But they went down there. We were all sitting here like, are y 'all fucking serious? I think everybody in the world was like, are y 'all fucking serious over a soccer match? But I don't think - Man, they didn't do soccer series over there, though. They do to this side, Mr. Luntism. You don't still have half of the military from Europe down there. That's a long fuck. They had a few. I think I got that from soccer hooligans. They went down there.
Speaker: And you got nothing but the Atlantic, I mean, literally a one day flight across the Atlantic just to get the fuck back home with your supplies. That shit was crazy as hell. Who's on the U .S.? That's just man, please. Look, I say a lot of silly ass dumb shit on here. One thing I will never say is that I want to square up a soccer rule against.
Speaker: I didn't say soccer. I didn't say a soccer hooligan because a soccer hooligan I'm good with. But there's no such thing as one soccer hooligan. It's hooligans. Faulkers or faulkers? Faulkers. Can you know me faulker? That wasn't the most awkward shit a man can ever say to another man. I can never.
Speaker: Yeah, but you know, nobody else can have gotten away with saying that other. Robin Williams. Yeah, but he wouldn't have the same delivery. No. I have nipples. Can you milk me? Fucker. I got I got nipples. Can you milk me?
Speaker: What? Yeah, bring up here. That'd be my response. I'm going to match your fuckery. I see your fuckery and I raise you with fuckery and shenanigans. Give me your nipples. I see your fuckery and I raise you shenanigans.
Speaker: That might have been the most awkward conflict I think I can remember thinking of. That was awkward. The Falklands? Yes, the Falkland Islands. Oh. That was a rumor. It started because of the fucking soccer game. You lost. Well, I mean, it's not that far fetched. I mean, look at.
Speaker: Look at how serious, look at how serious people take sports in general. I mean, just look at, look at, you know, how. You don't go to war. Times, maybe you do, you know. Yeah, they did, they did it. Never even heard of Falkland Island. So I've imagined it's a tiny little. You was your. Flip on the map. So probably. 80s, you was your. I was in junior high, that happened around the time of Libya.
Speaker: before Nicaragua and them, but it was just, it was all like, are y 'all serious? Our team was really unpopular. They only have a population of 2 ,800 people. Who? The Falkland Islands. Yeah, but what do you call it? Oh my God, it is a tiny little blip on the map. Dude, when you see the fleet of motherfuckers, they sitting down there? Yeah.
Speaker: They said a ton of people down there. Right there off the coast of Argentina. When you zoom out on the map and you can barely see them. Population 28, 2 ,840 and that was in 2012. And the conflict was in the 80s I believe.
Speaker: Oh, it's British. Yeah. It's not Argentinian. Tien. Yeah. Argentinian. Yeah. It's British. Britain and Argentine who waged a brief but bitter war over territory in 19... Yeah, I was only a year old when that happened. Yeah. I remember that shit. The UK, who's the Pope? That was a bit of confusion when they shot the Pope, John Lennon, and Ronald Reagan at the same time.
Speaker: Sounds like somebody's trying to open one of the gates of hell. They did all that. Man. Man, there's seven gates of hell. Unlock the fourth gate, you have to shoot Lennon, Reagan, and the Pope. All simultaneous. It was simultaneous. I've been watching the news. He was like, huh? Well, that's why the seven gates of hell didn't get open, because somebody fucked up. But wait till your freebies finish drying up. Wait till what comes out of there. There's an urban legend for you.
Speaker: What? When the Freetis River, the Tigris and Euphrates, when they dry up, it's usually what's coming out of there. Where are those at? That's in Iraq. I should be concerned with what? Apparently, when they dry up, there's some angels that's going to come out and take out one -third of the population.
Speaker: angels that have been dormant angels are going to come out and take out one third of the population of iraq or the world out the world and you need to come out angels yes angels demons dormant uh
Speaker: Supernatural beans. Supernatural beans. They thought we would not react. They didn't understand the British. I remember a country that didn't think you were going to react and then we slapped the taste out of your mouth. I mean, that country slapped the taste out of British, the partition smell. The true champions.
Speaker: America! Fuck yeah! America was the original! Come on, buddy! Why the fuck would I throw their tea? Yeah, I threw their tea at the Boston Harbor. Cocaine's a hell of a drug. I'm trying to kick my ass.
Speaker: Britain, what the fuck are you saying to the face? Oh my God. Why the fuck would I stomp my muddy feet on her couch? Fuck your couch. Fuck your couch. That's some disrespectful things. I'm sorry.
Speaker: Yeah, we beat his ass. We beat the hell out of him. Charlie River never kicked my head. Yeah, they beat my head. We didn't have a good report. I had a... What's happening? Hey, we were doing it. I hope it doesn't lift the wall. Well, I used to.
Speaker: So I said, Hey, we were due. We were due a loss. I'd like you still. You seem like good people's. I had a burger. Yeah. Yeah. We beat the Germans. We got so bored with kicking everybody's ass that we fought ourselves. Yeah. Like neighborhood bullies. Oh, geez. This sounds borderline racist.
Speaker: I love those goddamn episodes. Dude, you realize I've been 25 years in South Park? Oh my God, really? Are you still watching that stick for that show? No, I'm flipping channels. I was in junior high, I think, when that first season came out. Jesus, Lord have mercy. And I watched, but we had the first season. This is so fucking dumb.
Speaker: Excuse me. That cartoon was great. You hurt my heart, son. You'll be okay. It's all good. We built a new one. We built a new one. It's all good. All bad.
Speaker: Man, have you heard some of the stories about some of the things that happened during the Revolutionary War? It's over here. It is wild. Especially like, you know, I used to live in Charleston, down in South Carolina, which, you know,
Speaker: A lot of English influence and stuff like that when it was written, when, when it was first started and all that jazz and still just, I mean, like Ashley River was named after Lord Ashley and the sat in the other thing. And actually Charles Town, which was named after, I think the king or some, some, some, some of the ship. And some of the shit that the plantation owners and, and settlers did to the British soldiers down there is wild.
Speaker: Wild. Got to hand me to the colonists. They got together. Oh, absolutely. If you ever look, if you ever get a chance to go to the Grand Caymans, they actually won. When I took a crew down there, they got the little bio up there. The Cayman people won their fight.
Speaker: No, that's, that's what we were, we were talking on the show. Uh, wow. Not too, not too, not too long ago. You know, uh, I was telling you guys, I've seen an article or video that I was watching an old documentary thing about, uh, a journalist who had asked like, uh, the top, uh, military, uh, officials and politicians in like Russia and Japan and China and blah, blah, blah. Why they never invaded America. And it was because.
Speaker: We can account for their military. We have a contingency plan for their military. The problem is we cannot account or have a contingency plan for the number of civilians that are armed in that country. There is no place in America that is safe for us to land to try to take over or attack or anything like that because motherfuckers will come out and, and, and, it was, it was,
Speaker: Yeah, here in the United States, why no country has tried to... Don't nobody need to come over here. Let me go ahead and tell you. Yeah. Well, that's what they were saying in this little mini -documentary that I was watching. That they didn't have contingency plans for the armed civilians because they knew if they landed anywhere that we were going to come out in a mass number and defend our country. The aliens are the only ones who probably want an invasion over here. If you are from this planet and you try to come over here, don't do it.
Speaker: What was that? What was that? What was that movie where they were like, the common cold fucked up the aliens. Was that World of War, War of the Worlds or something like that? And then in science, the water hurt them or something like that. You can take out an alien race with super so many biological infection, yes. Plus, we all see an Independence Day. They thought them aliens was hard. One of them got Chris Rocked. Before Chris Rock got Chris Rocked.
Speaker: Yeah, speaking of aliens
Speaker: There's a new movie, a new predator movie that's getting all kinds of love on Hulu. Pray, yeah. Yeah, I haven't watched it, but I want to watch it, you know, the original. That's what I get for pulling the damn shift on the weekend this night. I needed it.
Speaker: I see Stallone's got a new movie called The Samaritan. Check that out. Netflix got something. There's a bunch of movies. Check out the new Jamie Foxx movie on Netflix, Day Shift. That's like that, 300. There's Stowitt. 300 Spartan soldiers held off. 300 was the hell of a movie. That was a great damn movie. The God King. This is Spartan.
Speaker: That sequel was brutal. Golly, that sequel. I never watched it. I heard it was bad. Really bad. It was horrific. I mean, if you just, if you, yeah, if you just, if you just look back in history at all, honestly, you know, you look back in history, conflicts and battles and wars and stuff like that. Some of the, some of the, you know,
Speaker: stories and I don't want to I don't want to say stories and make them sound like they're not true or anything like that but um some of these you know these conflicts and stuff like that it's amazing how I because for instance who would have thought that a brand new country like America with colonists none to say could have taken on the British military or well they knew who they were fighting they knew who they were fighting
Speaker: Yeah. Or, you know, like, you know. They didn't have the weaponry, but they had the people. Mm -hmm. Because, of course, you're going against the military, but you got more people than you got military, and that's a lot of countries. Mm -hmm. That's it. Yeah. I mean, it's... They're coming over here. They're already exhausted. They're halfway deprived. The colonists weren't. Bring your asses. Bring your white ass. We got homecoming. Bring your asses.
Speaker: when the people are united, we can keep it after damn movement. That's why everybody's working together. There's a lot of stories in history of groups, individuals, countries, and stuff that were seriously, seriously outnumbered and did the impossible. It's wild. I mean, I might not know all of the, you know, all of it or anything like that, but I mean, yeah, just a little Google search and it's like, damn, really? How did a thousand people defend off
Speaker: you know, 10 ,000 soldiers, yeah, or whatever. It's bits and pieces. They had glicks in their regimen. You always remember this person. Yeah. But even though you all remember, it's called the fucker in your area. That's the confusing part. The British keep fighting everybody.
Speaker: Stop fighting everybody. No fucking fighting. Fuck off me.
Speaker: Oh boy, it still kills me. When that dude comes in and pushes back through that board with that bottle. That is my favorite shit. I'm sorry. That is such my favorite shit.
Speaker: How much of the globe was inhabited at that time? That number is not accurate. For all intents and purposes, that number is not accurate. That is some impressive shit. Actually, some sinister shit if you want the truth.
Speaker: It truly is. Well, I mean, the Romans did it back in the day. I mean, the Romans did it. The Roman Empire did it. I mean, there's been empires throughout the - You get a chance. Let me know. I'm going to play this from a man's story. Sign us over there. One second. I'm quite sure he'll give us a full breakdown of this. I love this game. I love this game. I love this game.
Speaker: I'm telling you now, when I've lost, you really need to do it. I love you, boys. You're on here. Today?
Speaker: This is my fucking wedding day. And you said there'd be no bloody uniforms. Nevertheless, John, despite the bad blood, I'll have none of it on my carpet. Now, for Grace's sake, nothing will go wrong. Those bastards out there on our family and a few fuckers do anything to embarrass her. Your kin, your cousins, your horses, your fucking kids. You do anything, John, to what?
Speaker: What about Snarl? Yeah, they're women of sport also. Say that. No. No. No. No cocaine. No cocaine. No sports. No selling fortunes. No racing. No fucking sucking petrol out of their fucking cars. And you, Charlie! Stop spitting your hands about me, eh? Oh, I'm just trying to sell you to them, Tom. But the main thing is...
Speaker: You bunch of fuckers, despite the provocation from the cavalry, now fighting. Oi! Now fighting. Now fucking fighting. Now fighting. No fucking fighting! Good. Get the fuck off me.
Speaker: I love that shit every time. I'm the first one to tell you about don't start no shit, don't be no shit. The fuck you say to me? Hey, I said it from Jump Street. First of all, I said that, seen that video. I was like, yep, it could be you all day. I'm that motherfucker throwing the bottle at you. It's more beside you.
Speaker: I could crack it in the head with a bomb. That's a typical way to put it, to be honest. Stowick, I'm not going to lie. I played it on my Facebook a few years ago. One guy told me that that was an actual truth story. They're one of the most notorious gangs. They had their reputation. That shit is for real. I never forget that scene. That shit has me in tears, because that is so me. We used to go out. All right, look, y 'all. We ain't going to have no problem. We're going to have issues. I'm trying to fight nobody. We ain't going to let nobody get their ass wet. Fuck you saying I'm a bitch?
Speaker: Yeah. I would say, you know, I would do that same shit, but then usually it was like my buddies were like, all right, we're not fighting tonight. So somebody would bump into him. They're like, oh, hey, my bad, my bad. And then out of nowhere, I was just like. For no damn reason. Coming up from left field and cold cocking the shit out of somebody. Oh, my God. And my buddies would be like, I thought we weren't fighting.
Speaker: Everybody who was ever gonna have so tired of me playing that clip, but they know I'm cracking up watching this shit. I promise. We ever had a meet up that was going to be my ass. We don't need to go. We don't get locked up. I'm not doing this. Somebody gonna say something stupid. Don't let them be with this motherfucking nowhere. Somebody gonna say something stupid to one of us. The other one will be like, huh? What? We ain't the biggest ass, but we ain't with small either.
Speaker: Look, like I said, I got five, maybe six good fights left in me. Yeah. I think I got a good rumble of two left on my system. I'm not going to lie. I ain't the biggest and I ain't the best, but I ain't the first of them either. Mm -hmm. I forgot about the St. Ives commercial that they don't.
Speaker: Oh man, that was hilarious. I needed that shit in my life. I need the best kid. I just love it. Don't embarrass anybody. Get the fuck off me. That's great. For her sake, I have none of that blood on my carpet. Those bastards. And if any of you fuckers, you can. Today is my fucking wedding day.
Speaker: I love this shit. Oh God. There's a couple of my homeboys too. We'll be like, all right, we're gonna do it. We're gonna do it. Somebody do something stupid. We all just stand there. I'm sure you wanna do it. All right. You might wanna change your mind. We ain't scared. We ain't either. So how we gonna do this? Let's go ahead and clear a few things up. Let's avoid the ignorance and go have some fun. Some of us gonna give us some women. Some of the women gonna give us some fellas. Everybody chill. We'll be all right next weekend. We'll do the same goddamn thing again.
Speaker: It does not work everywhere. Ain't no reason. I'm acting up all the damn time. You ain't gotta always. There's always a reason. Just try not to do it. There's always a fucking reason. What are you kidding me? It's been a pleasure but this is a bit out of my business and uh good day, good meeting you. Monday, Wednesday, Saturday, 6 PM Eastern Daylight Time which would be 11 PM your damn time. We got Eastern Daylight. You got your damn time. You Greenwich Mean. That's right. You Greenwich Mean time. I got you.
Speaker: Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday 6 PM our time will be live. Appreciate it having you in here. But it's the weekend, so I'm not going to turn you down. She has got them. I'm drinking Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday. I'm not getting drunk Monday, Wednesday, but I have a couple beers to show. I'm actually taking them easy right now. Saturday. Thank you for coming. Thank you for coming.
Speaker: Thank you everybody who's listening to shit. Everybody who's hanging out. Don't be shy. You see how easy it is? You guys see how easy it is to get involved in the chat? Random motherfucker who came through this book. You don't got to say anything crazy. You just got to take part in the conversation. I want to thank him and I'm going to follow him on purpose just for the fucking because he checked us out. Know what I mean? Follow him on purpose.
Speaker: You don't gotta come into the chatters box and act all silly and all stupid. It's a national veteran salute. Just come in there and hang out and take part in the conversation. Like our man, it's not easy. Or just watch the show in secrecy. Because you're scared. Being grown is hard. Because you're scared. Being grown is hard. Being grown is hard.
Speaker: I was trying to, um, I was trying to see the, uh, the chat, the comments. So I could follow. Um, I'm listening.
Speaker: Yeah, I lost my, I really lost my train of thought. I don't know what the hell I was gonna say. I mean, if you actually go to the channel, you would know that. Man, I've hosted plenty of shows. You must be kidding me. I can't find them. Yeah, I can't find them either. That's why I was trying to look for the comments.
Speaker: Maybe he'll follow us and I'll figure, I'll find him that way. You got your Twitch pulled up? Yeah. Oh well, you're in world control, fuck it. What? He's in world control, we can't find him. He wasn't in trouble. No, he wasn't.
Speaker: Uh, yeah, I completely lost my train of thought. I got distracted. Awesome. I'm trying to figure out what the heck's going on with my middle daughter. Is she okay? Yeah, no, she's fine. She was over at her friend's house and, and, uh, she was supposed to come home tonight and she texted me a while back and she was like, Oh, we'll be home here in a little bit. And I was like, Oh, okay. And then I just messaged her and I was like, Hey, are you coming home tonight or are you staying there? What's going on? Like, what's going on? Where are you? What are you doing?
Speaker: What's going on? Where are you with me? What are you doing? Why are you echoing me? I'm on push now looking. What were you looking for man? But um, bit him, bit him. Oh my goodness. That was fun. I keep thinking about it though, fuck your teeth.
Speaker: Why would I throw their tea in the bus? Yeah, I threw their tea in the bus. No couch. That would be funny as goddamn shit. I don't care what anybody says. If you did not find the Chappelle show funny, there's something seriously wrong with it. At the end of the day, because that shit was funny because Dave Chappelle went at everybody. Everybody and everything. Yeah, nobody, nobody was, nobody was off limits. He went at everybody.
Speaker: When you went in Prince, it was over. Well, like I said. Wow. Yeah. That's a geez. Oh, I can't tell you how many skits of Dave Chappelle. He had me fucking. Diet. I was going to play this ball.
Speaker: Next person to interrupt me while I'm talking will be shot. Please believe it. Damn right. We got the Expendables, Doctor Strange, and Fast and Furious Marathon. Good. Somebody watching Fast and Furious Marathon. It's my favorite movie.
Speaker: It's my favorite franchise. It's the greatest franchise of all time. I mean, who would have ever thought that you could have done 45 movies with gay ass cars. Those cars are not gay. I'm not a fan of imports. They did push everything sports. However, my man was driving a Fiero in space, so I can't be mad at that. I'm not doing that.
Speaker: Come on, Tony. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if I like the Fast and Furious movie franchise more or if Tony likes his favorite movie franchise more. The Human Centipede one and two might be Tony's favorite movie of all time. He loves it. He can quote them. He can quote them.
Speaker: Word for word. I quote Top Gun word for word. I quote Coming to America word for word. I can quote Die Hard damn near word for word. I will quote the Transformers cartoon movie. It might play a damn movie. It's on YouTube. That's classic television. If you have any type of grown man about you, you need to watch the 1986 version of Transformers movie.
Speaker: Have you ever seen the human centipede? No. I'm not going to watch it either. What a little nonsensical. You're muted. This motherfucker's on a whole other level of shenanigans. He got his haircut. Man, listen to this. I'll wait for him to come back in here. We went and got our haircuts today.
Speaker: He's, he's not, but you know, we have the same barbershop talk when, when the kids are in there or whatever. Well, thank you. We went, we went to the mall today and I watched that, but there was a couple of little girls probably about his age and they were sitting there, you know, there's massage chairs and stuff and we were walking through the mall.
Speaker: and there's a couple of little girls and they were both checking them out. Look how cute he is, like looking at him. And then we walked by, big old, great, big smiles looking at us. I said, kind of some girls are checking you out, man. He was like, you know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about. He said, he said, dad, they were talking about my shirt. I said, no, them little girls are checking you out, pimp. I was like, they like you.
Speaker: They like you, dude. Yeah, right. Jason was one. He's in a damn hot shit. The week came over to take his order. He said he wanted to do it. And she was like, hey, baby, how you doing? She went to reach his hand. He held her hand. He just stared down like this. I looked.
Speaker: My father -in -law was sitting there, so we was all staring at him. We were like this. She tried to leave the container to order. You would not let her hand go. I said, I'll stay here. I said, I'll be there. I said, I'll be there. I said, I'll be there. I said, I'll be there. I said, I'll be there. I said, I'll be there. I said, I'll be there. I said, I'll be there. I said, I'll be there. I said, I'll be there. I said, I'll be there. I said, I'll be there. I said, I'll be there. I said, I'll be there. I said, I'll be there. I said, I'll be there. I said, I'll be there. I said, I'll be there. I said, I'll be there. I said, I'll be there. I said, I'll be there. I said, I'll be there.
Speaker: Like, really? Do his game around you. You can say hi, I'll be over here. You go to pool court, you order your food, let them talk. Yeah. Let me go with something. I'll be over here in a while. But those two little girls are not even being shy about it or nothing, man. When they seen us coming down and they seen Caddy, boy, they were
Speaker: He's so cute. And we walked by and they're like, he's cute. And I'm like, bro. About that time, Tim. Yeah, I'm fine. Let's go get a beer, buddy. I was like, you know, yeah, buddy. Go ahead.
Speaker: I remember he was in high school. Dad, I got a date. You got a date? Yeah. Yeah. He said, dad, you got any money? I said, $100. He was like, I said, let me tell you something. Make sure she got something to eat. Make sure she ain't got nothing to worry about. Make sure you clean your shoulders and all that. Not going to be looking crazy long after the money. Yep, exactly. You know all that. Yeah. Two. All right, hit me up tomorrow. Hit me up tomorrow, man. Let me know when you get home.
Speaker: Take it to Red Lobster. Take it to Red Lobster, boy. Don't spoil them yet now. Don't spoil them yet now. Listen, you ain't got to go to McDonald's, but you can't go to Sonic. Yeah, pull up there to Sonic, man. That bring the food in. Get the food in, you're going to be full. All right? Don't worry about it. Go ahead and show off a little bit. You got the shoes clean? Yeah. You should have the shirt now. Chip right there. Chip right there. Yeah. Make sure all that. Yeah.
Speaker: Look at you. Edge stuff, right? That's it. Oh, he does. Laptop down. I'm going to get my charger. Get the music. Oh, Lord have mercy. Don't tell me to get the music like we have a time frame or something. It's a great thing about going early. We can go long and not even bother anything. But he'll learn one day. I mean, any of you, any of you dads out there that listen, that got sons,
Speaker: So yeah, you know, it really is. It's kind of like a little, uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's my boy. You know, back to do the Al Bundy. Let him know. Oof.
Speaker: rain expected. They've been talking about um it was going to rain up here for for like the last no, you know, I saw it on a little uh some parts did we didn't I didn't have it for me a couple nights ago boy. Goddamn Kim Shamrock is like 75 **** years old and looks better than most guys in their 20s.
Speaker: Well, he exercises. I mean, he's starting to look like Sylvester Stallone, but yeah. I can't put him on steroids, but I can't put him on fire. You know, I don't think I could be wrong, but I would never say that Shamrock was a steroid guy. No.
Speaker: Because he's always talked about natural, him or Steve Blackman. Both of them were decent fighters. Steve Blackman was, that motherfucker was built different. He was built. Ken Shamrock would go to both of them with machines. But Shamrock has talked about for years about eating right, being natural, putting the right things in your bodies,
Speaker: in your body detoxing and stuff like that on a regular basis. I'm not saying it didn't ever happen. I just, I would be surprised if it ever came out that Ken Shamrock was on Royds. No, I wouldn't believe it entirely because he never swole up. He was just leaning cut. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker: which was far before Washington first expendables. Did you hear the Rocky controversy? Was Stallone going after the producer and then he was going after London as well? I heard he was going at the London for something. I also saw what Van Dam went at London a few years ago. Well, I guess the producer of the Rocky movies
Speaker: or whatever completely screwed Stallone. And then basically they're making, they're doing a spin -off with the Creed franchise or the, they're doing a Drago movie. Like they did Creed. Yeah. They've completely cut, they've completely cut Stallone out of it. Like completely. Stallone said he was done. He passed the torch to what's the name? No, no, no, no. They're talking about like, because Stallone still had a big part in the Creed movies. Not necessarily on screen,
Speaker: But I guess they've like off screen behind the scenes, everything. They didn't even say anything just so long about it. We're going to see how it goes. I mean, Creed ain't bad, but it ain't Rocky. You know, I've never seen either one of them. I think I saw the first one, the second one. It's not that I don't want to watch him. I just. He was kind of cocky in it. Yeah, well, it's not that I don't want to watch him. It's more of.
Speaker: I just haven't been in the mood, I guess you could say. Yeah. You know, because I've heard a lot of Rocky down if you want the truth. Well, I mean, I've heard a lot of great things about him. Nobody's ever said anything bad about Creed. But I just like I'll watch Rocky. Don't I mean, don't get me wrong. If Rocky's on, I'll watch it. I'll watch it right now. You know what I mean? If it's on or whatever. But I just I haven't
Speaker: found the time or been in the mood to watch Creed. And like I said, no disrespect towards movies because they look amazing. And I would love to see Creed too, because I mean, give me some closure for Drago and Ivan Drago killed Creed's dad. Give me some closure. They worked on that for the next one. Let me see some revenge. That's the next one. But I guess, like I said, they're doing a Drago movie.
Speaker: with London and then his quote unquote son or whatever, because we got the closure between Rocky and Ivan Dargo at the end of Rocky IV. Right. But, I gotta meet these folks. I'm really, we gotta wrap this up, cause. What folks do you have to meet? We gotta wrap this shit up. What folks do you have to meet? I told him not to meet. What folks do you have to meet? The folks that you walked away from, cause I got this.
Speaker: I didn't walk away from anybody. You ain't on airtime. Come on airtime. No, I didn't want to get on the airtime because when I was on there, it was the same fucking stupid drama that I didn't want any part of. But you still managed to somehow bring onto the podcast. That I've since. No, no, no, no. When I brought you to the podcast, it wasn't airtime. It was the same silly air drama. Oh, hey. You're on the same app. Oh, what do you know, you bastards? No fucking fighting. Which I've closed the door on.
Speaker: I know, I don't know what I'm gonna do with myself now. It's nine o 'clock and usually we're only in our first hour. I don't know what I'm gonna do with myself today. Watch a movie. Yeah, I'm gonna drink beer. I'm in the mood to drink beer. I'm gonna drink. It's gonna take two shots. I'm going to sleep. If I work this thing out and pass out, I got a house. Jason's hanging out so I get to sleep. I pick him up till one tomorrow. Holy shit. Nice. Yeah, I didn't realize Austin had to go to work at
Speaker: seven 30 tomorrow morning. I went to pick her up today. And, um, she said one of the girls she works with is going to pick her up. I was like, Oh, okay. What time you got to go to work tomorrow? She said, seven 30. I was like, Oh, thank God you're picking up. They both got to go in at seven 30 tomorrow. And I was like, Oh, I thought you went in later. Cause I could have swore. She told me today when I talked to her, she didn't have to go until noon.
Speaker: But I guess you might have volunteered to come in early because I'm sure Sunday that early, the model even opened until 10 or 11. So they're probably going to do like inventory shit and all that jazz. But, but Tim, with that being said, we appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. Big up to Stokes Silas for coming through. Yeah. Stokes Silas was nice. It was a pleasure meeting you, sir. Everybody else for coming through the weekend. Hopefully we'll see you next time and everybody else who listened.
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Speaker: You can do it that way. Help keep the lights on if you will. And with that being said, we're going to wrap the show up the only way we know how it is Saturday night. We got BlacktopMojo on tap. Check out our guys, BlacktopMojo on all social media and wherever you stream music at BlacktopMojo. Go give them some love, let them know we sent you. And enjoy Little Wicked Woman.
Speaker: She dances naked through the trees until the rocks go red The key which was present to the wind and she commutes with the sky
Speaker: Raise the blade above her head As I began to breathe, she said Oh, muggle in the sky Take this back with mine I wanna live forever And no spirit in the earth Give me all the blood, maybe a dime
Speaker: Still gone is she stopped to feast There was a smile on her face as she walked right to leave It's a left to back again as blood ran down
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No man, like something sharp. Something like I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp cheddar combos over there. It's kind of like a rich cracker pregnant with a cheese baby.
Speaker: All right, well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm gonna borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Yeah, bathroom key, all right. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back and that'll be $13 .62 and I'm gonna have to have it exact same, so we're in a coin shortage at the moment.
Speaker: Whatever, man. Okay. Just that. Just that. Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck!
Speaker: I'm all alone in the sky Take this black goodbye I won't believe forever No, spirit in the earth Give me whatever Make me a guideline
Speaker: Yeah, motherfuckers, that's how we end the show. That's an evil ass smile, boy. That's a dangerous ass woman. That's an evil ass smile. No, no. I'm not keeping my mouth shut this damn episode. That's an evil ass smile. She popped up from behind the damn counter looking like that. And then she gonna come out in the woods looking like that. And y 'all sitting here all m - Nah, damn. Kat. I know you're not the biggest guy out there, but
Speaker: In this case, I will have your back if you'd like to smack the absolute shit out of Tony and or Jeff. You can take Jeff. I have total faith. He's pulling the Kevin Durant. He's going to go where there's more people than us. He's pulling his back on us. So me and Jeff are going to have to hold the ground. His hands are strong. Like Katie, the Oklahoma City. You know that shit. Kat, these hands are strong. Kat, these hands are strong.
Speaker: Oh, gladly transfer my power into your hand for you to pimp slap Tony D for talking on your woman. Oh my god, I love you. Yeah. That's an amazing song and an absolutely amazing video. But we do appreciate y 'all listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. That's a wrap. We'll see you Monday night, Tony and I will see you. Tar Solo's a motherfucker, fellas. I ain't gonna lie to y 'all. They could Tar Solo seriousness.
Speaker: Oh yeah, Tony and I will be back Monday with a brand new episode of Nonsenseical Nonsense. So make sure you guys join us on YouTube and Twitch at 6 p .m. Doing what we do, hanging out, shooting the shit, probably recapping some football, thought I had good jazz. Due to the day, Tony knows that there's only one champ and he is I and I am him. Oh hell yeah. And that's the bottom line. Chris Glick said so. You silly son of a bitch.
Speaker: Want some? Get some. I stay in proud of mine. I still don't think you can see me. My rain shall grow soon. You have been warned. You have been warned. Oh, hell yeah.
Speaker: Always remember. Die. Always remember, Budweiser. Don't make fun of me because I drink Bud Select 55. I'm trying to lose weight. He's so bored. He don't know what he's going to do after nine o 'clock. Ladies and gentlemen, in the words of my man, Jeff Hawk. My own words. Mother had you. Mother made you. Motherfucker. In my words, be good.
Speaker: or be good at it. Goodbye motherfuckers. Hit the button. I can't find the button. Oh there's the button. My little finger was gone on my laptop. Hit the button.
