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Episode 226: 2nd TASTE OF EP. #226: “This Podcast is NOT an Enabler”
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Transcript
Introduction to Hands-Free Technology
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When did the world become anti-hand?
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I see a commercial for Cadillac showcasing hands-free driving.
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Skechers has slip-ins so you don't have to bend over and tie shoes.
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Is holding the steering wheel kicking your ass?
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You can't steer with your elbows on the armrest?
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You have no business
Critiquing Movie Banking Scenes
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driving.
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The other day I was watching a movie that had kidnappers blackmailing some rich guy and the bad guy made the wealthy guy transfer $100 million into an offshore account and then hands him an iPad or something and literally one keystroke and the transfer is made.
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The bad guy couldn't have done that?
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Where's the login?
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No password?
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Where's the two-step identification?
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Where's the text with the secret code that only lasts five minutes?
Real-Life Banking Vs. Movie Scenarios
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I log on to my bank to get some quality crying in, and it's 18 steps for verification, including Satan's crowning achievement, CAPTCHA.
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But this guy transports the gross national product of chili with one click, and I call
Humor in Unlikely Insurance Scenarios
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bullsh**.
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Why no drag queen insurance seminars?
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Easy answer, no kids there.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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You saw your uncle's nipples.